SUPREME COURT WILL ISSUE UNKNOWN NUMBER OF OPINIONS ON MONDAY


Lila Rose
@LilaGraceRose


BREAKING: The Supreme Court has announced they will be issuing opinions this Monday.

That means we could have a final decision in Dobbs, the Case that should overturn Roe v. Wade, the ruling that has led to the slaughter of over 60 million innocent children since 1973.

Even if they're releasing some opinions on Monday doesn't mean they're releasing Dobbs.

Although it would make the most sense to hurry up and release Dobbs ASAP, putting that ahead of all other decisions.

SCOTUSBlog confirms, but says, next Monday.

Comrade Flounder says "next Monday" just means "this Monday." I thought that this Monday was this Monday and next Monday was, you know, next Monday. The Monday after this Monday.

I'm not good with dates or times or names or numbers or spelling or details or overviews or big pictures.


SCOTUSblog
@SCOTUSblog

NEW: Next Monday will be a Supreme Court opinion day. Starting at 10 a.m. EDT, the court expects to issue one or more decisions in argued cases from the current term.

Via Sharkman, from the Supreme Court's own page: It's this Monday, the 16th:

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Meanwhile, Nancy Pelosi is deliberately putting the Justices' lives in danger by dicking around on a vote to give the Justices taxpayer-funded police protection. As of the moment, they have no more federal protection than you or I do. (Although the governors of Virginia and Maryland have stepped up this past week to assign their own cops to help protect them.)

The House is playing games with the Senate bill, inserting what they know is a "poison pill" which the Senate will reject, extending Secret Service protection to... the 50 clerks as well as the nine justices, which is silly and just results in the justices not being protected.

Which is of course the plan. The Democrats want to create the opportunity for their antifa/black bloc allies to kill their enemies.

Meanwhile, Democrats are sitting on the bill as a general matter, giving their antifa assassins as much time as possible to plot their attacks:

House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D., N.Y.) said Tuesday that Democrats are "certainly going to look" at the bill, but declined to provide a timeline on when to expect a vote. House Democratic Caucus chairman Hakeem Jeffries (D., N.Y.) told reporters on Tuesday that he has not even read the single-page Senate bill.

"I assume the appropriate committee will review it," said Jeffries, who is favored to become the next Democratic speaker.

The lack of urgency from House Democrats comes as leftwing protests have erupted outside the Supreme Court and the homes of conservative Justices Samuel Alito and Brett Kavanaugh in response to the leak of a draft opinion overturning Roe v. Wade. On Saturday, a pro-life clinic's office was firebombed in Wisconsin. Those incidents, Republicans say, mean enhanced security is necessary as soon as possible before things escalate.


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One senior Republican aide accused House Democrats of "slow walking" the bill out of fear they do not have the votes for it to pass.

"Democrat leadership wants to stall this bill because they're convinced inciting frenzied protests against conservative justices is their last best chance to regain some energy before the midterms," the aide said. "They’re enjoying this and have every intention of riding it out as long as they can."


We'll be staging our own Insurrection Trials, Nancy.

Posted by: Ace at 03:35 PM




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1 Meep!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2022 03:35 PM (r2xsG)

2 And willowed in epic fashion.

So. I won't say anything until EVERYONE TEADS MY
POAST

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2022 03:35 PM (r2xsG)

3 1 Meep!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2022 03:35 PM (r2xsG)


Two in a row!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 03:36 PM (DRSnL)

4 No, next next Monday.

After the next Monday, but before that other Monday.

It'll be a Tuesday.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

5 Next Monday or the Monday after Next?

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 03:36 PM (sX1BW)

6 SCOTUSBlog confirms, but says, next Monday. Which I take to mean the 22nd, rather than the 15th. Right?


SCOTUSblog
@SCOTUSblog
NEW: Next Monday will be a Supreme Court opinion day. Starting at 10 a.m. EDT, the court expects to issue one or more decisions in argued cases from the current term.

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I take that as the 16th.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

7 This Monday, Next Monday, the Following Monday, or the Monday after Next?

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 03:37 PM (sX1BW)

8 3 1 Meep!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2022 03:35 PM (r2xsG)

Two in a row!
Posted by: Jordan61

I got my mojo working.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2022 03:38 PM (r2xsG)

9 We'll be staging our own Insurrection Trials, Nancy.

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"Nope."
-Kevin McCarthy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

10 Or this week's next week's last week

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2022 03:38 PM (2JoB8)

11 We have the House of Reps we deserve, frankly.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 12, 2022 03:38 PM (rBAkF)

12 Guess they are wanting to get the riots out of the way as soon as possible when they announce roe vs. wade is sent back to the states.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 12, 2022 03:38 PM (bVYXr)

13 We'll be staging our own Insurrection Trials, Nancy.

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"Nope."
-Kevin McCarthy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah, that's my take. The GOP is controlled opposition, nothing more.
#Purge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 03:39 PM (XvPQV)

14 If had to bet on the Abortion, no

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2022 03:39 PM (2JoB8)

15 Supreme court justices lives are in danger from democrats. Think about that.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 12, 2022 03:39 PM (4xb6V)

16 >>>Yeah, that's my take. The GOP is controlled opposition, nothing more.
#Purge

i mean yeah you're right but I have to make Empty Threats don't I

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 03:39 PM (0G13K)

17 When do MD and VA schools end? My theory is they will not release Dobbs until school is out and justices can get their families out of town.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 03:39 PM (sX1BW)

18 It's a Trap!

Posted by: Cal Lamery at May 12, 2022 03:40 PM (WmGrA)

19 Gonna overturn Roe v Wade?
Magic eight ball says "Doubtful".
The whole thing was a crock of shit.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

20 13 Yeah, that's my take. The GOP is controlled opposition, nothing more.
#Purge
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 03:39 PM (XvPQV)

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Federal GOP is good for tapping on the brakes. They could be good for a lot more, but at least for the mid-term, there's little more they're going to do than slow some stuff down slightly here and there.

The real action is at the state level. Encouraging lower level Republicans to be more Trumpian and DeSantis-esque conservative on matters of policy and in treatment of the press at a level that more directly affects citizens.

In my idealized look at the future, a lot of the criminality of the past few years will simply go unpunished. The political will does not exist at the highest levels to fight the institutional opponents responsible. It'll be about raising a new generation of lawmakers who will be fighting tomorrows fights the right way, instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

21 And nood SCOTUS

Posted by: nurse ratched

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On the down side its not ACB, but on the plus side, its not Kagan or Sotomayer.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 03:42 PM (sX1BW)

22 16 >>>Yeah, that's my take. The GOP is controlled opposition, nothing more.
#Purge

i mean yeah you're right but I have to make Empty Threats don't I
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 03:39 PM (0G13K)

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I was a-scerd, I was.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

23 Bring the pain. On the 16th. Just do it. Clarence, bitch-slap Roberts and tell him who's boss.

Drop the Dobbs Bomb on Monday. Hear the lamentations of their birthing persons.

Posted by: Greyman27 at May 12, 2022 03:42 PM (RKLPC)

24 If SCOTUS really does strike down RvW and Casey, The March For Life this year is going to be LITAF.

Can you imagine the reception Trump will get?

It will be like a genuine Roman Triumph.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 12, 2022 03:43 PM (0YiRG)

25 >>>SCOTUSBlog confirms, but says, next Monday. Which I take to mean the 23nd, rather than the 16th. Right? Or not?

This Monday = Next Monday = 5/16/22.


I've always hated that ambiguity in the language.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 03:43 PM (SH2Zi)

26 >>>Just do it. Clarence, bitch-slap Roberts and tell him who's boss.

this is so racialized i just can't even

Posted by: sjw ace at May 12, 2022 03:43 PM (0G13K)

27 Supreme court justices lives are in danger from democrats. Think about that.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 12, 2022 03:39 PM (4xb6V)



In fairness, all American's lives are in danger from Democrats.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 03:43 PM (yQpMk)

28 The real action is at the state level. Encouraging lower level Republicans to be more Trumpian and DeSantis-esque conservative on matters of policy and in treatment of the press at a level that more directly affects citizens.

In my idealized look at the future, a lot of the criminality of the past few years will simply go unpunished. The political will does not exist at the highest levels to fight the institutional opponents responsible. It'll be about raising a new generation of lawmakers who will be fighting tomorrows fights the right way, instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

If the GOP has a future, it is MAGA. I agree, bottom up is the way to go. But we need regular turnover, too. I still remember Jeff Flake being a 'porkbuster' early in his career

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 03:43 PM (XvPQV)

29 I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger next Monday.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

30 Antifa is having trouble sourcing sufficient bricks due to Putin and the supply chain. They are asking for the final decision to be delayed until they can source bricks and pre position them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 12, 2022 03:43 PM (bg3iC)

31 GOP makes the Washington Generals look like 1927 Yankees.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 12, 2022 03:43 PM (rJ48h)

32 I know looking things up is cheating, but per the official SCOTUS calendar, the 16th is an opinion issuance day.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 03:43 PM (NjnHy)

33 So Monday next vs Monday two weeks.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 03:43 PM (yQpMk)

34 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2022 03:43 PM (arJlL)

35 In fairness, all American's lives are in danger from Democrats.

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Tell us about it.

- The Unborn

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 03:44 PM (sX1BW)

36 "Democrat leadership wants to stall this bill because they're convinced inciting frenzied protests against conservative justices is their last best chance to regain some energy before the midterms," the aide said. "They're enjoying this and have every intention of riding it out as long as they can."
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That would be a weird premise. Boiling down every political question to "agree or die" isn't great for their popularity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 03:44 PM (DU+/6)

37 Technically, NEXT Monday is the 16th.

The Monday after that is the 23rd.

According to the Court's calendar, which I just looked at, it's going to be the 16th.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2022 03:44 PM (1hagY)

38 16 >>>Yeah, that's my take. The GOP is controlled opposition, nothing more.
#Purge

i mean yeah you're right but I have to make Empty Threats don't I
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 03:39 PM (0G13K)

Cruel to be kind in the right measure

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 03:44 PM (XvPQV)

39 Well, shit, why not just enforce the EXISTING FUCKING LAW???????

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 12, 2022 03:44 PM (aaGzp)

40 I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger next Monday.
Posted by: wth

Wimpy response.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 12, 2022 03:44 PM (WmGrA)

41 I know looking things up is cheating, but per the official SCOTUS calendar, the 16th is an opinion issuance day.
Posted by: alexthechick


You're the Empress, so you can get away with stuff like that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 03:44 PM (SchxB)

42 So. I won't say anything until EVERYONE TEADS MY
POAST
Posted by: nurse ratched

And how does one do that, exactly ?

Does it require clothing ?

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2022 03:44 PM (arJlL)

43 Not to put a damper on things, but it's not out of the ordinary for SCOTUS to release opinions on Monday.

It would be nice if Dobbs was released, but I'm skeptical.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 03:45 PM (G0vdT)

44 I was told there would be no calendar speculation on this blog.
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Sadly, is's Current Year and everyone's a prevaricating liar and so mining for nuance becomes more important than it should be.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 03:45 PM (DU+/6)

45 I do have a new skull in mind for this when it breaks, actually. It's not distasteful (well no more than usual) and it can be used for other stories...

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 03:45 PM (nChff)

46 32 I know looking things up is cheating, but per the official SCOTUS calendar, the 16th is an opinion issuance day.
Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 03:43 PM (NjnHy)

So next Monday.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 12, 2022 03:45 PM (tt9eU)

47 Weird sense of deja vu. Some of these same comments were made on the OCare decision leadup.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 03:45 PM (yQpMk)

48 I know looking things up is cheating, but per the official SCOTUS calendar, the 16th is an opinion issuance day.

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We are not going to be pretend journalists. We are going to be actual journalists.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 03:45 PM (sX1BW)

49 Really hoping they release any and all 2A opinions. I want to see a pushback on these unconstitutional laws.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at May 12, 2022 03:45 PM (WsJuq)

50 Calendar about halfway down on this site:

https://www.supremecourt.gov/

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2022 03:45 PM (1hagY)

51 And how does one do that, exactly ?

Does it require clothing ?

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2022 03:44 PM (arJlL)

We're willing to learn.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 03:45 PM (SH2Zi)

52 Tell us about it.

- The Unborn
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe)

58 million and counting.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 12, 2022 03:45 PM (WmGrA)

53 -
So. I won't say anything until EVERYONE TEADS MY
POAST
Posted by: nurse ratched

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Show us your Toasties!

Posted by: irright at May 12, 2022 03:45 PM (SchQD)

54 Monday Monday

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 12, 2022 03:45 PM (Pu/aU)

55 28 If the GOP has a future, it is MAGA. I agree, bottom up is the way to go. But we need regular turnover, too. I still remember Jeff Flake being a 'porkbuster' early in his career
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 03:43 PM (XvPQV)

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I don't think anyone who wants to seriously slash the federal budget has a future at the national level. If they mean it, they get kicked to the curb by the establishment. If they don't mean it, they get completely corrupted at their own request the second they get off the plane in DC.

I mean...look at Rand Paul. He's not exactly on a leadership track. He's kept true to his principles, as far as I can tell, on federal spending, but he has just about no influence in the Senate on spending.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

56 We'll be staging our own Insurrection Trials, Nancy.
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Hopefully not. It would be best if we can jump right to the punishment phase.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 03:46 PM (DU+/6)

57 If it does get kicked back to the states, California is liable to tip over like Guam with all the 300lb cat ladies moving there in their knit p*ssy hats.

Posted by: Flyguy at May 12, 2022 03:46 PM (dpJ62)

58 Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 03:43 PM (NjnHy)

ATC sighting!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 12, 2022 03:46 PM (cvNl1)

59 Technically Monday is the next Monday.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 03:46 PM (SJoPv)

60 I'll be down at the County Courthouse organizing a Phallus-Hat counter-rally!

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 03:46 PM (MGUf8)

61 We'll be staging our own Insurrection Trials, Nancy.

I think a hefty fine on her would be sufficient, and by "hefty", I mean all her assets. She only cares about money, so take what she cares about. Eighty years of thieving, gone in a blink.

We'd finally see some heartfelt Bible quotes and tears that ain't crocodilian.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (F0YaR)

62 If the justices would just identify as Ukraine they'd get their security ASAP

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (DB16e)

63 This manufactured outrage has obviously been coordinated from the start. Politico leaks the draft, within an hour fences go up in front of the Supreme Court and within two hours pro-abortion screechers show up with pre-printed signs. The Republican aide is right-the Dems enjoy the outrage and are probably addicted to it.

Posted by: pookysgirl definitely made her Sense Motive check at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (XKZwp)

64 58 Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 03:43 PM (NjnHy)

ATC sighting!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 12, 2022 03:46 PM (cvNl1)

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Only kinda, if you know what I mean...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

65 The GOP will not hold dems responsible. Sorry. They're in on every single plot. Every dem, elected or antifa, will skate.

Posted by: Da GOP at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (ONvIw)

66 19 Gonna overturn Roe v Wade?
Magic eight ball says "Doubtful".
The whole thing was a crock of shit.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 03:41 PM

Interesting take. On one hand, not overturning it now will only encourage more violent leftist protest...but EVERYTHING encourages more violent leftist protest, so no real change.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (16bRC)

67 SCOTUS always announces when they will be releasing opinions but never say which ones or how many.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (G0vdT)

68 Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 03:43 PM (NjnHy)

ATC sighting!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 12, 2022 03:46 PM (cvNl1)

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Only kinda, if you know what I mean...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

THAT'S A SHORT JOKE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (XvPQV)

69 In fairness, all American's lives are in danger from Democrats.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 03:43 PM (yQpMk)
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Especially the lives of Americans who are yet to be born...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (YIVH2)

70 Roberts has an "interesting" choice to make. If he wants to retain any authority on the Court, he should concur with the majority opinion and make it 6-3. If he chooses not to (probably) he will forfeit all influence he has as CJ, and might as well resign.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (trdmm)

71 This topic of abortion is one that makes the inner authoritarian in me want to come out. I have never voiced this publicly until now, and maybe I should not.
If I were king, I would ban abortions unless the mother was at risk of dying with her pregnancy. But I am not king and never will be. I am happy with anything we can do to reduce the number of abortions that occur.

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (Vr12I)

72 And willowed in epic fashion.

So. I won't say anything until EVERYONE TEADS MY
POAST
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2022 03:35 PM (r2xsG)
++++
I lost my TEAD

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (DU+/6)

73 Why not hang Pelosi in the Rotunda so all the beautiful people can pay their respects to the Tech Titan Prostitute?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (NsE9F)

74 If it does get kicked back to the states, California is liable to tip over like Guam with all the 300lb cat ladies moving there in their knit p*ssy hats.

Posted by: Flyguy at May 12, 2022 03:46 PM (dpJ62)

Which is ironic ...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (cvNl1)

75 SE NC semantics lesson.

Next Monday is the upcoming Monday.

The following Monday is "Monday week".

Posted by: Golfman at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (TIm9U)

76 Technically Monday is the next Monday.
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 03:46 PM (SJoPv)
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It could also be "this coming Monday". Not to be confused with "last Monday" or "Monday week".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 12, 2022 03:48 PM (aaGzp)

77 68 Only kinda, if you know what I mean...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

THAT'S A SHORT JOKE
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (XvPQV)

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Incorrect. Try again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

78 Usage: 'Not this coming Monday, but the following Monday.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 03:48 PM (3NKiY)

79 15. Per schedule.

Posted by: Da GOP at May 12, 2022 03:48 PM (ONvIw)

80 ATC sighting!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 12, 2022 03:46 PM (cvNl1)

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Only kinda, if you know what I mean...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

I would have written "sighting of ATC's" if it were a more victorious day.

If you know what I mean...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 12, 2022 03:48 PM (cvNl1)

81 The J6 Committee has apparently just subpoenaed a bunch of Republican Congressman to appear before their kangaroo court.

Good - they're establishing the precedent that House committees can subpoena House members before we take over the J6 Committee in January.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 12, 2022 03:48 PM (I2/tG)

82 Incorrect. Try again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

Boobs?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 03:48 PM (XvPQV)

83 Roberts has an "interesting" choice to make. If he wants to retain any authority on the Court, he should concur with the majority opinion and make it 6-3. If he chooses not to (probably) he will forfeit all influence he has as CJ, and might as well resign.

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Why do I think he will choose option C and just be an impotent insufferable asshole.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 03:48 PM (sX1BW)

84 Well I woke up Monday morning
with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt

Posted by: wth - butchering the classics at May 12, 2022 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

85

Flounder you bastard. I had that thread babe bookmarked to post later.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 03:49 PM (xhaym)

86 >>> 32 I know looking things up is cheating, but per the official SCOTUS calendar, the 16th is an opinion issuance day.
Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 03:43 PM (NjnHy)

That's like reading the content!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 12, 2022 03:49 PM (llON8)

87 2 EVERYONE TEADS MY
POAST
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2022 03:35 PM

TOAD the WET SPROCKET?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at May 12, 2022 03:49 PM (WsJuq)

88 If it does get kicked back to the states, California is liable to tip over like Guam with all the 300lb cat ladies moving there in their knit p*ssy hats.
Posted by: Flyguy at May 12, 2022 03:46 PM (dpJ62)
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I'd be OK with that. Any CA Morons who need a couch on which to crash are welcome at Casa de Squirrel.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 03:49 PM (YIVH2)

89 70 Roberts has an "interesting" choice to make. If he wants to retain any authority on the Court, he should concur with the majority opinion and make it 6-3. If he chooses not to (probably) he will forfeit all influence he has as CJ, and might as well resign.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (trdmm)

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I predict a separate opinion of his own that's neither a concurrence nor a dissent (I mean...the invented a tax, I think he can essentially write an amicus brief from the bench if he wants) that says, "I disagree but sort of not."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

90 82 Incorrect. Try again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

Boobs?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 03:48 PM (XvPQV)

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Could it really have been anything else?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

91 Why do I think he will choose option C and just be an impotent insufferable asshole.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 03:48 PM (sX1BW)


Yep. He will hang in hoping Thomas dies so he can get back in the majority.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 03:49 PM (yQpMk)

92 Flounder you bastard. I had that thread babe bookmarked to post later.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 03:49 PM (xhaym)

She deserves a repost.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 03:49 PM (SH2Zi)

93 Democrats are legislature creatures, always laughing to themselves, hands over mouths, about their cleverness in screwing normal folks over - the people they hate so, so much.

In the end, their demise will cause them to cry out...but no one will listen.

Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2022 03:49 PM (5iUNf)

94 from sharkman's link, it is this monday the 16th

Posted by: sjw ace at May 12, 2022 03:50 PM (0G13K)

95 It's only a true triumph if we exhume RBG and Margaret Sanger, dress them in Handmaid's Tale robe, drag them behind Trump's limo, and then toss their corpses down the capital steps.

Posted by: IVLIVS CAESAR at May 12, 2022 03:50 PM (16bRC)

96 In my opinion, the "this"/"next" ambiguity should be resolved by whether it's this week or next week. There is no "this Monday" this week because it's already come and gone. "Next Monday" is the 16th because it's in next week.

Congress should codify this into law.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 12, 2022 03:50 PM (FVME7)

97 If it does get kicked back to the states, California is liable to tip over like Guam with all the 300lb cat ladies moving there in their knit p*ssy hats.

This is an acceptable outcome.

Posted by: Oddbob, SuperMaxiMAGA with Wings at May 12, 2022 03:50 PM (nfrXX)

98 I'll would respectfully suggest that y'all nestle a bottle of champagne into your fridge, before Monday?

They reverse Roe, and I'm going to raise a glass in celebration.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2022 03:50 PM (QzJWU)

99 95 It's only a true triumph if we exhume RBG and Margaret Sanger, dress them in Handmaid's Tale robe, drag them behind Trump's limo, and then toss their corpses down the capital steps.
Posted by: IVLIVS CAESAR at May 12, 2022 03:50 PM (16bRC)

=======

How very Roman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:50 PM (LvTSG)

100 I predict a separate opinion of his own that's neither a concurrence nor a dissent (I mean...the invented a tax, I think he can essentially write an amicus brief from the bench if he wants) that says, "I disagree but sort of not."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

I can somehow manage to cleave to the middle road!
-Chip Diller, Chief Justice

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 03:50 PM (3NKiY)

101 60 I'll be down at the County Courthouse organizing a Phallus-Hat counter-rally!
Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 03:46 PM (MGUf

Let's see...pussy hat, cheesehead, phallus hat....

Dickhead!

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 03:50 PM (LOVUx)

102 96 In my opinion, the "this"/"next" ambiguity should be resolved by whether it's this week or next week. There is no "this Monday" this week because it's already come and gone. "Next Monday" is the 16th because it's in next week.

Congress should codify this into law.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 12, 2022 03:50 PM (FVME7)

========

The bill is 1200 pages long and funds CRT in pre-schools because it was the only way to get it through committee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

103
If it was Friday after Next the Court clerks could pass out Holey Moley donuts before they read the opinion

Posted by: Fake Pimpin' at May 12, 2022 03:51 PM (/XOOk)

104 >>> 68 Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 03:43 PM (NjnHy)

ATC sighting!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 12, 2022 03:46 PM (cvNl1)
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Only kinda, if you know what I mean...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

THAT'S A SHORT JOKE
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 03:47 PM (XvPQV)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE THINKS HE'S FAR ENOUGH AWAY THE RAPTOR WON'T GET HIM.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at May 12, 2022 03:51 PM (llON8)

105 If we're talking the 16th then "Monday next" is the correct nomenclature and shit.


Posted by: dananjcon at May 12, 2022 03:51 PM (u6xw0)

106 >>>59 Technically Monday is the next Monday.

technically i guess. I guess actually too.

one of those things that stuck in my head from my youth, I guess I always had it wrong

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 03:51 PM (0G13K)

107 Said earlier thought this one would a read it we're outta here

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2022 03:51 PM (2JoB8)

108 It's only a true triumph if we exhume RBG and Margaret Sanger, dress them in Handmaid's Tale robe, drag them behind Trump's limo, and then toss their corpses down the capital steps.
Posted by: IVLIVS CAESAR at May 12, 2022 03:50 PM (16bRC)



The Cromwell Option.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 03:51 PM (yQpMk)

109 Were they scheduled to issue an unknown number of opinion on Next Monday??

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 03:51 PM (6XHLQ)

110 How very Roman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:50 PM (LvTSG)

Well, ritual strangulation is pointless. Throwing them from the Tarpeian Rock was usually reserved for traitors- not enemies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 03:51 PM (3NKiY)

111 Let's see...pussy hat, cheesehead, phallus hat....

Dickhead!
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 03:50 PM


10 Gallon Foreskin?

Posted by: Flyguy at May 12, 2022 03:51 PM (dpJ62)

112 They reverse Roe, and I'm going to raise a glass in celebration.

------------

Can we raise more than one?

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 03:52 PM (sX1BW)

113 How very Roman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:50 PM (LvTSG)

We could make it a Holiday and do it every year!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2022 03:52 PM (6FeV1)

114 If John "Protect the Image of the Court" Roberts and the 3 liberal justices really cared about the courts reputation?

They would concur with the majority decision even as they issue dissents.

Posted by: rd at May 12, 2022 03:52 PM (Z32m1)

115 The bill is 1200 pages long and funds CRT in pre-schools because it was the only way to get it through committee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

lol, of course, and lots of self-congratulatory speeches and a month off.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 03:52 PM (SH2Zi)

116 Ladies and jellyspoons,
I come before you
to stand behind you
and tell you something
I know nothing about.
Next Thursday,
the day after Friday,
there will be a ladies' meeting
for men only.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 03:52 PM (XvPQV)

117 112 They reverse Roe, and I'm going to raise a glass in celebration.

------------

Can we raise more than one?
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 03:52 PM (sX1BW)

========

Dibs on JackStraw's stash.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:52 PM (LvTSG)

118 Well, ritual strangulation is pointless. Throwing them from the Tarpeian Rock was usually reserved for traitors- not enemies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 03:51 PM (3NKiY)
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Beaten to death with reeds was also popular.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 12, 2022 03:52 PM (aaGzp)

119 Yeah, that's my take. The GOP is controlled opposition, nothing more.
#Purge

i mean yeah you're right but I have to make Empty Threats don't I
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 03:39 PM (0G13K)


The problem with empty threats is that the subject of them very soon learns you don't have any balls in your jockstrap.

See 'red wave.' The worthless, nickelfucking traitors of the GOP are going to be given the house and probably the senate without having done a single thing to merit a vote. So for all the wailing, they know their strategy of 'you have to vote for us, serf! You don't want the Democrat to win, do you?' is a winner.

Trust me: one year from now people will be here bitching that the GOP was given power and have done absolutely nothing with it except felch their CoC masters.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2022 03:52 PM (2JVJo)

120 I always said next next Monday meaning not this Monday.

Posted by: sniffybigto at May 12, 2022 03:52 PM (UuD2k)

121 I mean...look at Rand Paul. He's not exactly on a leadership track. He's kept true to his principles, as far as I can tell, on federal spending, but he has just about no influence in the Senate on spending.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

Like those in DC, I've come to believe that arguments about spending really don't matter anymore, because it's just too late in the game. We've gone too far down this road, and now the system has to crash, and crash hard, before anything can be rebuilt. And by crash hard, I mean the collapse of Social Security and Medicare and everything that goes along with them. The only question is the timing, but every little bit of extra spending moves the timetable up even more.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 03:52 PM (trdmm)

122 Why do I think he will choose option C and just be an impotent insufferable asshole.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 03:48 PM (sX1BW)
++++
History?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 03:53 PM (DU+/6)

123 10 Gallon Foreskin?
Posted by: Flyguy at May 12, 2022 03:51 PM (dpJ62)

The Paolo, he use the, how you say, "metric system".

Posted by: The Paolo at May 12, 2022 03:53 PM (6FeV1)

124 @95

Perchance my liege, you have a scroll distribution or tablet one may subscribe to

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 12, 2022 03:53 PM (0YiRG)

125 Marxombies.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 12, 2022 03:53 PM (G0ebO)

126 Roberts has an "interesting" choice to make. If he wants to retain any authority on the Court, he should concur with the majority opinion and make it 6-3. If he chooses not to (probably) he will forfeit all influence he has as CJ, and might as well resign.
-----------

Well, the last rumor was that Altio's opinion was the only majority opinion circulating around. If that's the case, yeah, his attempt to split the baby (sorry, no pun intended), is toast.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 03:53 PM (G0vdT)

127 121 Like those in DC, I've come to believe that arguments about spending really don't matter anymore, because it's just too late in the game. We've gone too far down this road, and now the system has to crash, and crash hard, before anything can be rebuilt. And by crash hard, I mean the collapse of Social Security and Medicare and everything that goes along with them. The only question is the timing, but every little bit of extra spending moves the timetable up even more.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 03:52 PM (trdmm)

=========

I told my financial advisor to sell everything and buy Dogecoin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:53 PM (LvTSG)

128 how does wednesday week fit into all of this

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 03:53 PM (0G13K)

129 the next Taco Tuesday is the 17th, so I'm gonna say SCOTUS on the 16th.

Posted by: x at May 12, 2022 03:54 PM (uQFwj)

130 128 how does wednesday week fit into all of this
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 03:53 PM (0G13K)

========

We fought a war to get away from that nonsense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

131 Well I woke up Monday morning
with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt
Posted by: wth - butchering the classics at May 12, 2022


***
The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad --
So I had one more for dessert. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022 03:54 PM (txdEq)

132 While this is a terrible way to run a country and should be stopped immediately, it'd take a heart of stone not to laugh as those who passed on stopping the steal are now fully reaping its whirlwind.

Elections have consequences and all that.

Posted by: Bete at May 12, 2022 03:54 PM (qvB5U)

133 I'm a pessimist by nature, so help me out here: If Roe is tossed, and the Karens all leave my Red State, what is the down side for me?

Posted by: Wally at May 12, 2022 03:54 PM (FJYfm)

134 What kind of weasel statement is "expects to issue one or more decisions" next Monday.

Just burn it all down.

Posted by: Infidel at May 12, 2022 03:54 PM (DTZWs)

135 how does wednesday week fit into all of this
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 03:53 PM (0G13K)



Two weeks after Wednesday Last and a week after Wednesday Next.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 03:54 PM (yQpMk)

136 Why do I think he will choose option C and just be an impotent insufferable asshole.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 03:48 PM (sX1BW)

He'll weasel with a much more narrow decision agreeing with the majority.

Posted by: Golfman at May 12, 2022 03:54 PM (TIm9U)

137 You know what's actually done well in the past year? Coal.

I wish I had picked up on that.

Posted by: sniffybigto at May 12, 2022 03:54 PM (UuD2k)

138 Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 12, 2022 03:46 PM (cvNl1)
-------

You haven't hit me up for deets yet.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2022! at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (DcKyj)

139 Next Monday in my world is 5/16.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (6XHLQ)

140 They reverse Roe, and I'm going to raise a glass in celebration.
........

I'm going to eat my hat.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

141 The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad --
So I had one more for dessert. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022 03:54 PM (txdEq

buh BAAAAH bwah bum

Posted by: Twelve Bar Warai-otoko at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (6FeV1)

142 "This" is used when indicating a day of the current week which has not yet occurred. "This" Friday (5/13). "Next" is used when indicating a day falling in the next week. Weeks start on Sunday in America.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (vkS2Z)

143 140 They reverse Roe, and I'm going to raise a glass in celebration.
........

I'm going to eat my hat.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

=========

Surprise! Your hat is actually cake!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (LvTSG)

144 I told my financial advisor to sell everything and buy Dogecoin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:53 PM (LvTSG)

I hear you don't need to understand crypto currency to invest in it....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (XvPQV)

145 Can we raise more than one?
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 03:52 PM (sX1BW)

Being morons and 'ettes, I'm not sure we could prevent that.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (LOVUx)

146 Until the 4th of Never

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (Vr12I)

147 Ladies and jellyspoons,
I come before you
to stand behind you
and tell you something
I know nothing about.
Next Thursday,
the day after Friday,
there will be a ladies' meeting
for men only.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022


***
Sounds like something from S.J. Perelman.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (txdEq)

148 They reverse Roe, and I'm going to raise a glass in celebration.
........

I'm going to eat my hat.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (v0R5T)


It's a pussy hat, isn't it?

Posted by: Wally at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (FJYfm)

149 144 I told my financial advisor to sell everything and buy Dogecoin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:53 PM (LvTSG)

I hear you don't need to understand crypto currency to invest in it....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (XvPQV)

=======

We had our conversation over a cup of King Harve's.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (LvTSG)

150 I wonder how the country would respond to a justice actually being murdered so that the lefty loons can appoint another lefty to the court. Given that a large portion of the country already believes that the presidential election was stolen by the left, would people really be willing to tolerate murder to alter the SCOTUS to the left's liking? How many of these blatant, and blatantly illegal, leftist power grabs are going to be too much for the public to tolerate? What's the tipping point?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (k4dH2)

151 When I was in the military, any reference to next - meant the week following this one. So, mentioning 'next' Monday means in SecOps to be the following Monday after the current week. That means this coming Monday, May 16th. I would be bewildered if it meant anything but that.

Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (5iUNf)

152
It's happening -- price controls. Pelosi just announced they're gonna push a bill to cap the price of gasoline next week.

Hello gas lines. Welcome back, Carter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (Mzdiz)

153 Oh shit. Friday the 13th.

Posted by: sniffybigto at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (UuD2k)

154 >>>142 "This" is used when indicating a day of the current week which has not yet occurred. "This" Friday (5/13). "Next" is used when indicating a day falling in the next week. Weeks start on Sunday in America.

is this the rule or are you just trying to rationalize it?

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (0G13K)

155 Cue up that got that guy who said it's beginning.

Posted by: Max Power at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (k7+BO)

156 They reverse Roe, and I'm going to raise a glass in celebration.
........

I'm going to eat my hat.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (v0R5T)



I'll eat another fetus.

Posted by: Paul Begala at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (yQpMk)

157 110
Well, ritual strangulation is pointless. Throwing them from the Tarpeian Rock was usually reserved for traitors- not enemies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 03:51 PM

Some adjustments had to be made based on the circumstances. I might also consider immurement of their remains in Trump's wall along the southern border.

Posted by: IVLIVS CAESAR at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (16bRC)

158 133 I'm a pessimist by nature, so help me out here: If Roe is tossed, and the Karens all leave my Red State, what is the down side for me?
Posted by: Wally at May 12, 2022 03:54 PM (FJYfm)

The wine market will collapse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (3NKiY)

159 She deserves a repost.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 03:49 PM (SH2Zi)


OK, you are right. Either a repost, or some time do up some of those buttons

Thread babe.
https://tinyurl.com/mwsnuh2y

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (xhaym)

160 Cornbrero for the win!!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid says rain makes corn. Corn makes cornbread. at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (3Or4S)

161 I'm a pessimist by nature, so help me out here: If Roe is tossed, and the Karens all leave my Red State, what is the down side for me?
Posted by: Wally at May 12, 2022 03:54 PM (FJYfm)
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Do you have any blue cities in your state? If so, they are going to become even more insane. They are going to reject any SCOTUS ruling and state government rulings and just do their own thing, becoming "sanctuary cities" for abortion as well as for illegal immigrants.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (YIVH2)

162 Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 12, 2022 03:46 PM (cvNl1)
-------

You haven't hit me up for deets yet.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2022! at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (DcKyj)

I'm not sure I'll be able to make it this year - which is a bit of a bummer.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (cvNl1)

163 All your uteri??

Posted by: dananjcon at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (u6xw0)

164 "This" is used when indicating a day of the current week which has not yet occurred. "This" Friday (5/13). "Next" is used when indicating a day falling in the next week. Weeks start on Sunday in America.
Posted by: kathysaysso at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (vkS2Z)
---------------
Now do "instant", "ultimo" and "proximo".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (aaGzp)

165 131 Well I woke up Monday morning
with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt
Posted by: wth - butchering the classics at May 12, 2022

***
The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad --
So I had one more for dessert. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022 03:54 PM (txdEq)

Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes and found my cleanest dirty shirt...

Posted by: Inogame at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (53oGX)

166 -
10 Gallon Foreskin?

Posted by: Flyguy at May 12, 2022 03:51 PM -
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What a day I've had.

Posted by: One Tired Mohel at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (SchQD)

167 Thread babe.
https://tinyurl.com/mwsnuh2y
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (xhaym)

Rustic and ready to ride

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (XvPQV)

168 Alito calmly walks up to the podium, tests the mic, clears his throat, and says,

"Charles Schumer is a scrotum."

Then walks away.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (6FeV1)

169 Um...asking for a friend. Where does Pelosi live in DC?

Posted by: Black JEM at May 12, 2022 03:57 PM (LyTO1)

170 >>> 133 I'm a pessimist by nature, so help me out here: If Roe is tossed, and the Karens all leave my Red State, what is the down side for me?
Posted by: Wally at May 12, 2022 03:54 PM (FJYfm)

The current residents might leave, but you could also see an influx of a few younger ones bravely infiltrating "Jesusland" to set up the new underground railroad.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 12, 2022 03:57 PM (llON8)

171 Huh.

I would have thought the SC would have waited to release the Dobbs case until Summer Burning Season started in June.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 12, 2022 03:57 PM (sy5kK)

172 "John Roberts cares how the Court is perceived and is all about historical integrity" is horseshit on the level of Straight Shootin' Comey.

And I was one of the first on the whole Straight Shootin' Comey jag. The first time I heard it on Fux (wifey was still watching it) back in early 2016 I had no idea who Comey was and I laughed out loud and told her the fix was in. I shortly thereafter brought it up here.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 03:57 PM (yDUmr)

173 'You got to gight for your to party!'
- L. Lightgroot

Posted by: Eromero at May 12, 2022 03:57 PM (gktX6)

174 If they overturn Roe, I shall finish the bottle of good rum.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 03:57 PM (3NKiY)

175 Welll be staging our own Insurrection Trials, Nancy.


Guilty!!! Guilty!! Guilty!!!

Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2022 03:57 PM (R6E3k)

176 Trust me: one year from now people will be here bitching that the GOP was given power and have done absolutely nothing with it except felch their CoC masters.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2022 03:52 PM (2JVJo)

None of us should have any illusions about what's in store after the elections; what I expect is a 3 way cold civil war between the 3 branches of government, with complete chaos and paralysis of the Federal level the inevitable result. Divided Government leaves no other outcome possible; and this will be happening while the nation spirals down not just into a recession, but into a ull blown second great depression. The only help from any level of government will come from State Governments, and I expect that most of those will fail to deliver.

it's not popular to say, but we all should be preparing to live through the worst 2 years of our life.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 03:57 PM (trdmm)

177 Ward Carroll Top Gun Maverick Review:

https://youtu.be/itlyBtNoJHw

He has a lot of street cred, having been a Tomcat RIO his entire career.

Yes, yes, it will be the Gheyest Film of 2022, but just look at the aircraft!!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2022 03:57 PM (1hagY)

178 On Tuesday, Monday will be yesterday.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

179 Fortnight.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 03:58 PM (6XHLQ)

180 If it does get kicked back to the states, California is liable to tip over like Guam with all the 300lb cat ladies moving there in their knit p*ssy hats.

They're not at any risk of getting pregnant.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 12, 2022 03:58 PM (I2/tG)

181 We had our conversation over a cup of King Harve's.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (LvTSG)

Nice, let me know if any good cures for toe fungus come up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 03:58 PM (XvPQV)

182 Oh shit. Friday the 13th.

Posted by: sniffybigto at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (UuD2k)

Beware visitors bearing hummus.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 03:58 PM (SH2Zi)

183 10 Gallon Foreskin?
Posted by: Flyguy at May 12, 2022 03:51 PM (dpJ62)

The Paolo, he use the, how you say, "metric system".
Posted by: The Paolo at May 12, 2022 03:53 PM (6FeV1)


"38 Litre Foreskin" doesn't sound as good.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2022 03:58 PM (ZGrMX)

184 If it's Monday, is the day after tomorrow Next Wednesday, or This Wednesday, or worse, This Coming Wednesday?


Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 03:58 PM (yQpMk)

185 181 We had our conversation over a cup of King Harve's.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (LvTSG)

Nice, let me know if any good cures for toe fungus come up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 03:58 PM (XvPQV)

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I'll send the message by sciatica girl.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

186 Word smithing is a college course.

Posted by: Mark in SC at May 12, 2022 03:58 PM (LzOcB)

187 None of us should have any illusions about what's in store after the elections; what I expect is a 3 way cold civil war between the 3 branches of government, with complete chaos and paralysis of the Federal level the inevitable result. Divided Government leaves no other outcome possible; and this will be happening while the nation spirals down not just into a recession, but into a ull blown second great depression. The only help from any level of government will come from State Governments, and I expect that most of those will fail to deliver.

it's not popular to say, but we all should be preparing to live through the worst 2 years of our life.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 03:57 PM (trdmm)
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At least they can't make it worse then.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 12, 2022 03:58 PM (LyTO1)

188 59 Technically Monday is the next Monday.

yes, but that monday is this monday.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 12, 2022 03:58 PM (v3pYe)

189 It doesn't help that when ther right had their answer to Antifa, The Proud Boys, almost everyone on ther right made it their business to condemn them, because God forbid anyone actually fight back against these left wing terrorist.

I'm not just talking about National Review condemning them, but even far right people had to be like "oh no this is preposterous, how dare they punch that guy with a machete and flame thrower who was attacking a world war 2 vet!"

Screw this "we have to act to a higher standard" crap, i want to see people out there countering these terrorist who are intimidating the justices, no one on the right will get protection from the government until the government is purged of all the partisans in jobs that are supposed to be non-partisan.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 12, 2022 03:58 PM (5PyMB)

190 I can't even imagine how psychologically damaging it would be to have a mob outside your house like that, the first instinct I would have is to be on my roof with my arsenal.

I'm guessing all of this backfires on the Left badly, any sort of "gradual" approach would go out the window once I saw the Democrat Party endorsing this. I would make them pay.

If Alito was literally lynched on his front porch, there would be elected Democrats saying he had it coming on Twitter as a "hot take". Guaranteed.

Posted by: Blago at May 12, 2022 03:58 PM (PwNLq)

191 Why protect the 50 or so clerks? Unless of course they want to protect the leaker?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 12, 2022 03:59 PM (N39Ws)

192 is this the rule or are you just trying to rationalize it?

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (0G13K)

It's a rule. As decreed by kathysaysso.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 12, 2022 03:59 PM (vkS2Z)

193 Word smithing is a college course.
Posted by: Mark in SC at May 12, 2022 03:58 PM (LzOcB)
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Yep. I'm scheduled to teach it in the Fall...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 03:59 PM (YIVH2)

194 Jeffries as speaker of the house. Unfuckingbelivalbe!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 03:59 PM (iDcra)

195 They should release Dobbs on Monday, but I doubt they will do so. I think they will still end up holding Dobbs to the end of the term.

Posted by: Revenant at May 12, 2022 03:59 PM (LRhmV)

196 168 Alito calmly walks up to the podium, tests the mic, clears his throat, and says,

"Charles Schumer is a scrotum."

Then walks away.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (6FeV1)

Wow, your dreams are weirder than mine, and I've had a fever all week.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 03:59 PM (LOVUx)

197 Thread babe.
https://tinyurl.com/mwsnuh2y
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (xhaym)

Rustic and ready to ride

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (XvPQV)

I think I might have enjoyed Little House on the Prairie much too much as a kid.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 03:59 PM (SH2Zi)

198 Um...asking for a friend. Where does Pelosi live in DC?

Follow the ice cream delivery trucks that aren't going to the White House?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2022 03:59 PM (ZGrMX)

199 Surprise! Your hat is actually cake!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (LvTSG)
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Bullshit. The cake is a lie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 03:59 PM (DU+/6)

200 I'm not sure I'll be able to make it this year - which is a bit of a bummer.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (cvNl1)
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Boo.

Incidentally, I'm glad this is just a temporary hash. Yeesh.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2022! at May 12, 2022 03:59 PM (DcKyj)

201 I'm a pessimist by nature, so help me out here: If Roe is tossed, and the Karens all leave my Red State, what is the down side for me?
Posted by: Wally at May 12, 2022 03:54 PM (FJYfm)

The wine market will collapse.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (3NKiY)

A paucity of kick boxing classes.

Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2022 03:59 PM (R6E3k)

202 The GOP is controlled opposition, nothing more.
#Purge
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 03:39 PM (XvPQV)

The Republicans are the Washington Generals, the Democrats are the Harlem Globetrotters.
But don't worry, after the game, they all eat at the same expensive restaurant and stay at the same deluxe Hotel.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, at the Holiday Inn Express at May 12, 2022 04:00 PM (sy5kK)

203 150 I wonder how the country would respond to a justice actually being murdered so that the lefty loons can appoint another lefty to the court. Given that a large portion of the country already believes that the presidential election was stolen by the left, would people really be willing to tolerate murder to alter the SCOTUS to the left's liking? How many of these blatant, and blatantly illegal, leftist power grabs are going to be too much for the public to tolerate? What's the tipping point?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (k4dH2)

I strongly believe that the left has been trying to incite a righty to make an attempt on a lefty pol to kickstart a crackdown and sway public opinion away from Trump.

In your scenario, the left wouldn't condemn the action and the right would grumble about it being awful but move on. I cannot fathom what it would take to spur real action.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 12, 2022 04:00 PM (KbCG3)

204 How many of these blatant, and blatantly illegal, leftist power grabs are going to be too much for the public to tolerate? What's the tipping point?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (k4dH2)

Murdering conservative political leaders is what kicked off the Spanish Civil War in the 30's.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 04:00 PM (trdmm)

205 For some reason, I'm not feeling particularly good about this early release. Somebody has changed their mind and they want the riots to stop.

My fear is that the mob has won.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 12, 2022 04:00 PM (Qhnrt)

206 We had our conversation over a cup of King Harve's.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (LvTSG)

Nice, let me know if any good cures for toe fungus come up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 03:58 PM (XvPQV)
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And also see how 70s celebrities have aged. No. 7 will shock you!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 12, 2022 04:00 PM (aaGzp)

207 24 If SCOTUS really does strike down RvW and Casey, The March For Life this year is going to be LITAF.

Can you imagine the reception Trump will get?

It will be like a genuine Roman Triumph.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 12, 2022 03:43 PM (0YiRG)
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Friend sent me this [corresponding image]:

https://tinyurl.com/y8byfe98

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 04:00 PM (MGUf8)

208 That "this Monday" vs. "next Monday" thing, from what I gather, depends on who taught you.

I was taught "this Monday" is the 16th and next Monday is the 23rd. In German, diese Montag und nexte Montag follow this convention.

But I have seen so much misunderstand of that I really don't use the term "next Monday".

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 12, 2022 04:01 PM (lKAqb)

209 yes, but that monday is this monday.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 12, 2022 03:58 PM (v3pYe)



Whoa.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 04:01 PM (yQpMk)

210 Incidentally, I'm glad this is just a temporary hash. Yeesh.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2022! at May 12, 2022 03:59 PM (DcKyj)

Didn't you get the 69 hash, too?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 04:01 PM (SH2Zi)

211 199 Surprise! Your hat is actually cake!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (LvTSG)
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Bullshit. The cake is a lie.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 03:59 PM (DU+/6)

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Here Come The Test Results: 'You Are A Horrible Person.' That’s What It Says, 'A Horrible Person.' We Weren't Even Testing For That.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

212 >>> 176
.....
this will be happening while the nation spirals down not just into a recession, but into a full blown second great depression. The only help from any level of government will come from State Governments, and I expect that most of those will fail to deliver.

it's not popular to say, but we all should be preparing to live through the worst 2 years of our life.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 03:57 PM (trdmm)

Food, *water*, other valuables .... what will you do if the power goes out and *stays* out?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 12, 2022 04:01 PM (llON8)

213 I'm a little bit puzzled, just a little, why the entire Democrat Party is entirely sold out to Moloch worship.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 04:01 PM (VdGjU)

214 I'm not sure what is so bad about extending protection to clerks as well. Extra cost?

Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2022 04:02 PM (6RgRK)

215 Flounder, I don't remember that one. I don't think that was mine.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2022! at May 12, 2022 04:02 PM (DcKyj)

216 When I was in the military, any reference to next - meant the week following this one. So, mentioning 'next' Monday means in SecOps to be the following Monday after the current week. That means this coming Monday, May 16th. I would be bewildered if it meant anything but that.
Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (5i

Settled.

This is a smart military blog, after all.

Posted by: Golfman at May 12, 2022 04:02 PM (TIm9U)

217 Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes and found my cleanest dirty shirt...
Posted by: Inogame at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (53oGX)

And I was almost to the door when the biggest one
Said; "You tip your hat to this lady, son."
And when I did all that hair fell out from underneath.

Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2022 04:02 PM (5iUNf)

218 Jen Psaki's showing her true trashy self right now in the White House Press Briefing. She's showing quite a bit of cleavage. I cannot think of any other professional women, let alone White House staffers, who have shown such a trashy look on the job.

https://tinyurl.com/yuafa8ne


Posted by: BlueMoon at May 12, 2022 04:02 PM (FYFBu)

219 Monday is a social construct.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 12, 2022 04:02 PM (bg3iC)

220 OK, now do future past participle.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2022 04:02 PM (Qy7kP)

221 Whoa.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 04:01 PM (yQpMk)
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Opportunity for a Keanu Reeves sock: missed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 04:02 PM (DU+/6)

222 I think I might have enjoyed Little House on the Prairie much too much as a kid.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 03:59 PM (SH2Zi)

I had a crush on Melissa Anderson.
Thread babe is hotter, tho

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 04:02 PM (XvPQV)

223 >>> 190 I can't even imagine how psychologically damaging it would be to have a mob outside your house like that, the first instinct I would have is to be on my roof with my arsenal.

I'm guessing all of this backfires on the Left badly, any sort of "gradual" approach would go out the window once I saw the Democrat Party endorsing this. I would make them pay.

If Alito was literally lynched on his front porch, there would be elected Democrats saying he had it coming on Twitter as a "hot take". Guaranteed.

Posted by: Blago at May 12, 2022 03:58 PM (PwNLq)

We were for lynching before we were against it.

Posted by: Democrats at May 12, 2022 04:03 PM (llON8)

224 But I have seen so much misunderstand of that I really don't use the term "next Monday".

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 12, 2022 04:01 PM (lKAqb)

IIRC, I didn't encounter the ambiguity until going to a different geographical location, which jives with your premise.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 04:03 PM (SH2Zi)

225 Do you have any blue cities in your state? If so, they are going to become even more insane. They are going to reject any SCOTUS ruling and state government rulings and just do their own thing, becoming "sanctuary cities" for abortion as well as for illegal immigrants.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 03:56 PM (YIVH2)


I fully expect that, should that happen, my asshole 'Republican' governor will break land speed records rushing to declare Maskachusetts a 'sanctuary state.'

Followed close behind by RINO dimwit NH guv Chris Sununu.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2022 04:03 PM (2JVJo)

226 I'm a pessimist by nature, so help me out here: If Roe is tossed, and the Karens all leave my Red State, what is the down side for me?
Posted by: Wally at May 12, 2022 03:54 PM (FJYfm)


The Down Side is that Commie Karens are all like Bed Bugs, Roaches, and other vermin. You never really get rid of them without burning it all down and starting over.

Posted by: rd at May 12, 2022 04:04 PM (Z32m1)

227 Surprise! Your hat is actually cake!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (LvTSG)


"Is It Cake?" on Netflix is fun. Some of the contestants look like they came directly from a Libs of TikTok video, but the talent is insane.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2022 04:04 PM (ZGrMX)

228 Oh shit. Friday the 13th.

Posted by: sniffybigto at May 12, 2022 03:55 PM (UuD2k)
.......

I think it may just live up to the hype this time.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 04:04 PM (v0R5T)

229 If Roe v. Wade is overturned, how will all the pregnant men get their abortions???

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 04:04 PM (jTmQV)

230 What is a Monday? I am not a timeologist.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 12, 2022 04:04 PM (bg3iC)

231 Jen Psaki's showing her true trashy self right now in the White House Press Briefing. She's showing quite a bit of cleavage. I cannot think of any other professional women, let alone White House staffers, who have shown such a trashy look on the job.
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She's got to do something to distract from that lump on top of her shoulders.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 12, 2022 04:04 PM (aaGzp)

232 m...asking for a friend. Where does Pelosi live in DC

______________

Pelosi lives in a multi-million-dollar K Street condo in Georgetown, according to the internets.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 12, 2022 04:04 PM (k4dH2)

233 Here Come The Test Results: 'You Are A Horrible Person.' That’s What It Says, 'A Horrible Person.' We Weren't Even Testing For That.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

Great writing in Portal and Portal 2

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 04:04 PM (XvPQV)

234 It's just another Manic Monday

Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2022 04:04 PM (Ti+Tv)

235 In order--

Next Monday; Monday after next; numerical date; who the fuck plans that far ahead?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at May 12, 2022 04:04 PM (3DZIZ)

236 Did someone put some iron in Robert's stool?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2022 04:05 PM (NsE9F)

237 233 Here Come The Test Results: 'You Are A Horrible Person.' That’s What It Says, 'A Horrible Person.' We Weren't Even Testing For That.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

Great writing in Portal and Portal 2
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 04:04 PM (XvPQV)

=======

I played through the first one. Still haven't touched the second. No reason, just never got around to it. Still need to beat Cuphead. The devil is a bastard of a final boss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

238 I think Roberts will be on the Abortions side

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2022 04:05 PM (2JoB8)

239 >>> 203
.....
I cannot fathom what it would take to spur real action.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 12, 2022 04:00 PM (KbCG3)

Food shortages, followed by starvation, which our Fredo Class and the Great Resetters are trying very hard to bring on.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 12, 2022 04:05 PM (llON8)

240 Why protect the 50 or so clerks? Unless of course they want to protect the leaker?

Maybe I'm not thinking about this enough or something but I don't see why including the clerks would be a poison pill. Why shouldn't the Rs let the Ds put that in the bill and then say "OK. Let's vote."

Posted by: Oddbob, SuperMaxiMAGA with Wings at May 12, 2022 04:05 PM (nfrXX)

241 135 how does wednesday week fit into all of this
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 03:53 PM (0G13K)


Two weeks after Wednesday Last and a week after Wednesday Next.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 03:54 PM (yQpMk)

Michael Wednesday-Week wanted to borrow Reg Cronotis's time-machine, so there is a link to this place at least.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 12, 2022 04:05 PM (906pl)

242 I had a crush on Melissa Anderson.
Thread babe is hotter, tho

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 04:02 PM (XvPQV)

Yep and yep.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 04:05 PM (SH2Zi)

243 112 They reverse Roe, and I'm going to raise a glass in celebration.
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Can we raise more than one?
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 03:52 PM (sX1BW)
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Another reason why God gave us two hands.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, at the Holiday Inn Express at May 12, 2022 04:05 PM (sy5kK)

244 https://tinyurl.com/yuafa8ne


Posted by: BlueMoon at May 12, 2022 04:02 PM (FYFBu)

Thats a horrible color for her. Not only is she pissy...she's fuckin blind.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 12, 2022 04:05 PM (u6xw0)

245 What’s wrong with “the Monday after next?” That seems perfectly clear to me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 12, 2022 04:05 PM (R+bqd)

246 The Senate should have made the SCOTUS bill 2,200 pages long. The House would have approved it overnight.

Posted by: JM in Florida at May 12, 2022 04:05 PM (L7jyl)

247 195 They should release Dobbs on Monday, but I doubt they will do so. I think they will still end up holding Dobbs to the end of the term.
Posted by: Revenant at May 12, 2022 03:59 PM (LRhmV)
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They'll wait. M.O. is to release controversial rulings at the end of the term and then get the hell out of dodge.

If we're not being mislead, I eagerly await the sweet tears of outrage from Sotomayor. Her dissent is going to be a humdinger of moral outrage but light in jurisprudence.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 04:05 PM (G0vdT)

248 I think I might have enjoyed Little House on the Prairie much too much as a kid.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 03:59 PM (SH2Zi)

I had a crush on Melissa Anderson.
Thread babe is hotter, tho
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 04:02 PM (XvPQV)


Didn't pay much attention to the show when I was younger, but years later, that Gilbert chick became downright gorgeous. She was a raging Lefty union leader, but gorgeous.

Posted by: Wally at May 12, 2022 04:06 PM (FJYfm)

249 Great writing in Portal and Portal 2
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 04:04 PM (XvPQV)
++++
Those were the last two video games I genuinely enjoyed. Great writing, easy to play a bit of here and there and pick it back up later, good puzzles, it didn't cheat brutally (though the last level on the first game was incredibly frustrating).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 04:06 PM (DU+/6)

250 218 Jen Psaki's showing her true trashy self right now in the White House Press Briefing. She's showing quite a bit of cleavage. I cannot think of any other professional women, let alone White House staffers, who have shown such a trashy look on the job.

https://tinyurl.com/yuafa8ne


Posted by: BlueMoon at May 12, 2022 04:02 PM (FYFBu)


She really should have kept her chest to herself. I remember years ago going to the Exotic Erotic Ball in SF. I noticed that all the people who SHOULD have been wearing burkas were the most naked.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 12, 2022 04:06 PM (vkS2Z)

251 Did someone put some iron in Robert's stool?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2022 04:05 PM (NsE9F)



The Edward the Second option?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 04:06 PM (yQpMk)

252 This is a smart military blog, after all.
Posted by: Golfman at May 12, 2022 04:02 PM (TIm9U)

I think you need to do math if you are military, and we seem to have an aversion to that around here...

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 04:06 PM (LOVUx)

253 I'm a little bit puzzled, just a little, why the entire Democrat Party is entirely sold out to Moloch worship.

Democrat men really, *really* want to raw dog every woman they meet, with no consequences. Except Pete Butt-Banger.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2022 04:06 PM (ZGrMX)

254 It's just another Manic Monday

Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2022 04:04 PM (Ti+Tv)

I don't like Mondays.

https://youtu.be/9F0voC9Ah-0

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 04:07 PM (SH2Zi)

255 247 They'll wait. M.O. is to release controversial rulings at the end of the term and then get the hell out of dodge.

If we're not being mislead, I eagerly await the sweet tears of outrage from Sotomayor. Her dissent is going to be a humdinger of moral outrage but light in jurisprudence.
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 04:05 PM (G0vdT)

=======

If the point of the strategy is to simply get away from DC before the protests, well there's no point now. The protests have started.

Hell, I could imagine saying, "Release it," and then standing out front of the SCOTUS building, reading the whole thing to the angry crowd at this point. Rub it in their eyes. But that's just me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 04:07 PM (LvTSG)

256 205 For some reason, I'm not feeling particularly good about this early release. Somebody has changed their mind and they want the riots to stop.

My fear is that the mob has won.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 12, 2022 04:00 PM (Qhnrt)

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If true, they would be following precedent -- that they themselves set after The Steal.

A mobocracy (ochlocracy), if you can keep it ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 04:07 PM (MGUf8)

257 In your scenario, the left wouldn't condemn the action and the right would grumble about it being awful but move on. I cannot fathom what it would take to spur real action.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 12, 2022 04:00 PM (KbCG3)


This x1000.

And I'm laughing bitterly at the pronouncements of baby formula shortages and CRT &c. spelling doom for the Dems in November. Not going to happen.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2022 04:07 PM (2JVJo)

258 The woman behind the bar just told me their family dog is being put down next week. It makes me sad.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 04:07 PM (VdGjU)

259 Just finished my company's annual training. Does anyone need a refresher on inclusion and diversity? I'm all hepped up on that shit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2022 04:07 PM (NsE9F)

260 *waves to Nearsider*

I kinda hope the opinion doesn't come out next week just for the lamentations.

Also the Running of the Interns is going to be super insane when it does.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 04:07 PM (NOQsz)

261 I noticed that all the people who SHOULD have been wearing burkas were the most naked.
Posted by: kathysaysso at May 12, 2022 04:06 PM (vkS2Z)

Nude beaches are full of people no one wants to see naked.

Posted by: sniffybigto at May 12, 2022 04:07 PM (Y5qcH)

262 She's showing quite a bit of cleavage. I cannot think of any other professional women, let alone White House staffers, who have shown such a trashy look on the job.

And it's not even a cleavage I'd *like* to look at.

Cover it up.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 12, 2022 04:07 PM (ZSK0i)

263 https://tinyurl.com/y8byfe98
Posted by: ShainS

I thought for sure that was going to me his dance of victory that was going around a few years ago. The one with the gold armor.

Posted by: Infidel at May 12, 2022 04:07 PM (DTZWs)

264 She really should have kept her chest to herself. I remember years ago going to the Exotic Erotic Ball in SF. I noticed that all the people who SHOULD have been wearing burkas were the most naked.
Posted by: kathysaysso at May 12, 2022 04:06 PM (vkS2Z)

No amount of cleavage will make you prettier. Just more ogleable. If you want to be knows as "that great rack" more power to you, but then don't ask for a job or a relationship.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 04:08 PM (LOVUx)

265 Babe doesn't look like she's ready to ride at all. I'm sure that any of the horse riders her would agree that that be a very impractical outfit to wear ride a horse .

Oh, of course you meant "Ride her" as if one is talking about an animal to have sex with, and not a woman. It's almost as charming as "I'd mount her."

She is very pretty, however, and the picture is very artistic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:08 PM (fF2aM)

266 258 The woman behind the bar just told me their family dog is being put down next week. It makes me sad.
-------------
Did you extend your condolences in hopes of a free refill?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2022 04:08 PM (NsE9F)

267 241 135 how does wednesday week fit into all of this
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 03:53 PM (0G13K)


One week from the upcoming Wednesday. Really, Ace, it's apparent you were a miscreant in third grade who paid no attention to the teacher!

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 12, 2022 04:08 PM (vkS2Z)

268
Around here, when I was a kid, it was usually "this coming X-day". We'd say this coming Monday. Then there was a construction "X-day week".

So the 16th would be "This coming Monday". And the 23rd would be "Monday week".

And now however, will all the transplants and everybody from everywhere, there's too much variation, so best be very specific and specify the actual date.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 12, 2022 04:08 PM (Mzdiz)

269 I am temporally divergent. I don't follow your white hetero cisnormative paternalistic time scheme. Monday means nothing to me.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 12, 2022 04:08 PM (xjeay)

270 it's not popular to say, but we all should be preparing to live through the worst 2 years of our life.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Jeepers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2022 04:08 PM (Y2DZ6)

271 Just finished my company's annual training. Does anyone need a refresher on inclusion and diversity? I'm all hepped up on that shit.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2022 04:07 PM (NsE9F)


Did they hit you with the Platinum Rule?

Posted by: Wally at May 12, 2022 04:08 PM (FJYfm)

272 Sounds like Robert’s called the final vote and will release Dobbs on Monday. Excellent call. Accept the biggest SCOTUS win in forever and be of good cheer!

Posted by: Squid at May 12, 2022 04:08 PM (Gwilz)

273 I'm a little bit puzzled, just a little, why the entire Democrat Party is entirely sold out to Moloch worship.

They make it “legal” for the woman to snuff out the life of her own baby. The woman does the dirty work of the state.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 04:09 PM (QnA5H)

274

Pisshockey? I denounce myself but fishtits. Flat and floppy.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 12, 2022 04:09 PM (uTEYr)

275 262 She's showing quite a bit of cleavage. I cannot think of any other professional women, let alone White House staffers, who have shown such a trashy look on the job.

And it's not even a cleavage I'd *like* to look at.

Cover it up.
---------------
I got $20 that says her nipples are the size of a nickel.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2022 04:09 PM (NsE9F)

276 Jen Psaki's showing her true trashy self right now in the White House Press Briefing. She's showing quite a bit of cleavage.

Hmmm. Click or don't click? Click or don't click? Ah hell, it's gonna be the last chance, isn't it?

Posted by: Oddbob, SuperMaxiMAGA with Wings at May 12, 2022 04:09 PM (nfrXX)

277 The barmaid is crying telling me about her dog. Shit.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 04:09 PM (VdGjU)

278 The only thing I can say is, that P.O.S. Steny Hoyer is from Maryland, not New York.

Posted by: SteveF at May 12, 2022 04:09 PM (e2Zrl)

279 Oh, of course you meant "Ride her"


Like a pretty pony.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 04:09 PM (yQpMk)

280 If Dobbs come out on a Monday, the next day is Rapey Tuesday.

Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2022 04:09 PM (Ti+Tv)

281 NIH director confirms agency hid early COVID genes at request of Chinese scientists

https://tinyurl.com/4swm732p

Posted by: sniffybigto at May 12, 2022 04:09 PM (UuD2k)

282 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
JUST IN: House leader McCarthy, four other GOP lawmakers subpoenaed by Jan. 6 panel

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 04:09 PM (Jtln5)

283 I hope prairie Thread Babe doesn't get poison oak going pee.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 04:10 PM (v0R5T)

284 If you want to be knows as "that great rack" more power to you, but then don't ask for a job or a relationship.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 04:08 PM (LOVUx)


I'm. Right. Here.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 04:10 PM (NOQsz)

285 Still no word on the identity of the 'decision leaker'?

Posted by: Robert17 at May 12, 2022 04:10 PM (ePlKz)

286 Good grief Psaki, if you're going to show cleavage, at least buy a fucking bra that makes the package look at least somewhat attractive.

Nobody wants to see some East-West ass titties.

Posted by: ballistic at May 12, 2022 04:10 PM (oXNqT)

287 The Boomtown Rats - I Don't Like Mondays (Live Aid 1985)

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 12, 2022 04:10 PM (uTEYr)

288 I cannot think of any other professional women, let alone White House staffers, who have shown such a trashy look on the job.

DOCTOR JILL routinely sets a high (low?) bar on trashiness. I guess it depends on if she counts as professional or not.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2022 04:10 PM (ZGrMX)

289 Friday the 13th tomorrow?

Better not have sechs tomorrow and throughout next weekend, especially in creepy cabins located in creepy wooded locales.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 12, 2022 04:10 PM (Rl7KJ)

290 >>> Great writing in Portal and Portal 2
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 04:04 PM (XvPQV)


The best end game songs are the two portal ones and plants vs zombies.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 04:11 PM (0fVbu)

291 The left intends to, and will create abortion sanctuary states, just as they did for drugs and illegal aliens. The right will reciprocate with their pet issues and more and more the federal government will become less relevant. The great divorce is already happening. No future president will takes steps like what happened with Brown v. Board. They've already failed to do so in all of the cases above.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 12, 2022 04:11 PM (fj2YZ)

292 271 Just finished my company's annual training. Does anyone need a refresher on inclusion and diversity? I'm all hepped up on that shit.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2022 04:07 PM (NsE9F)


Did they hit you with the Platinum Rule?
-----------------
No, but the anecdotes were full of POCs being rayciss and harassers. I liked that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2022 04:11 PM (NsE9F)

293 Dr. Jill is a “pro” so there’s that.

Posted by: Squid at May 12, 2022 04:11 PM (Gwilz)

294 Hmmm. Click or don't click? Click or don't click? Ah hell, it's gonna be the last chance, isn't it?
Posted by: Oddbob, SuperMaxiMAGA with Wings at May 12, 2022 04:09 PM (nfrXX)


It wasn't worth it.

Posted by: spindrift at May 12, 2022 04:11 PM (h5TKJ)

295 I say "next next Monday" if it's two Mondays!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 04:11 PM (Jtln5)

296 You're outta order, you're outta order, this whole court is out of order.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 12, 2022 04:11 PM (zL564)

297 Food, *water*, other valuables .... what will you do if the power goes out and *stays* out?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 12, 2022 04:01 PM (llON

That's always been my big objection to crypto currencies. Where do they go if the internet shuts down?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 04:11 PM (trdmm)

298 This and next Monday is the 16th. Last Monday was 9th.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 04:12 PM (iDcra)

299 The Boomtown Rats - I Don't Like Mondays (Live Aid 1985)

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 12, 2022 04:10 PM (uTEYr)


I had no idea until recently that that song was based on a school shooting in San Diego.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 04:12 PM (DRSnL)

300 I'm not an lchthyologist, but do fish even have tits?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:12 PM (fF2aM)

301 >I thought that this Monday was this Monday and next Monday was, you know, next Monday. The Monday after this Monday.

When I was in preschool, I put a great deal of effort into convincing the teacher (a cute blonde 20something) that "last night" means "the night two nights ago" while the night that just happened would be "yesterday's night".

I knew I was bullshitting but I did it anyway. Because.

Posted by: rold at May 12, 2022 04:12 PM (FJbQq)

302 278 The only thing I can say is, that P.O.S. Steny Hoyer is from Maryland, not New York.
-------------
He is my odds on favorite to replace Kumala.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2022 04:12 PM (NsE9F)

303 "UNKNOWN NUMBER OF OPINIONS"

I'm betting on 2 * pi

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at May 12, 2022 04:12 PM (qpX6U)

304 yes, but that monday is this monday.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 12, 2022 03:58 PM (v3pYe)

What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Now, you're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
What happend to then?
We passed then.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 12, 2022 04:12 PM (OgrpQ)

305 The court’s reputation is already garbage. Its a pseudo legislature. Has been since the New Deal. Conservatives should just accept that and let the Court make decisions favorable to the right.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 12, 2022 04:12 PM (rBAkF)

306 I had no idea until recently that that song was based on a school shooting in San Diego.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 04:12 PM (DRSnL)


You must be 29.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 12, 2022 04:12 PM (vkS2Z)

307 282 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
JUST IN: House leader McCarthy, four other GOP lawmakers subpoenaed by Jan. 6 panel
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 04:09 PM (Jtln5)

They should walk in, sit down, and say, "What the fuck do you wanna know?"

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 04:13 PM (LOVUx)

308 Just curious...anyone here watch/listen to Hannity?

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 04:13 PM (AwYPR)

309 I saw East West Ass Titties open for Veruca Salt at the Cow Palace in 91.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 12, 2022 04:13 PM (fj2YZ)

310 Better not have sechs tomorrow and throughout next weekend, especially in creepy cabins located in creepy wooded locales.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 12, 2022 04:10 PM (Rl7KJ)


Well there go all my plans...

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 04:13 PM (DRSnL)

311 The best end game songs are the two portal ones and plants vs zombies.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 04:11 PM (0fVbu)

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I heard the Portal I song for the first time about a year ago - good stuff. Will have to check out the other ones.

Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2022 04:13 PM (VJsqe)

312 Releasing Dobb's on Monday makes no sense from a logistics side either.

I mean, why release it on Monday, giving the crazy's and MSM the whole week to protest and scream for the cameras.

Nope, not going to happen.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 04:13 PM (G0vdT)

313 This Monday refers to the Monday in this week, even if it is now Thursday. "He came into the store this Monday and bought a mandolin pick. I haven't seen him since. But he might be back next Monday."

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at May 12, 2022 04:14 PM (3DZIZ)

314 Nude beaches are full of people no one wants to see naked.

Ahem.

Posted by: Rock Concerts! at May 12, 2022 04:14 PM (I2/tG)

315 A guy goes to the doctor and says" Doc, I have a problem: If I think about it I get an erection, if I think a little more about it, I ejaculate. Do I have a mental or physical problem?"
The doc answers: "Neither, you have a mechanical problem - you are coming unscrewed!"

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 12, 2022 04:14 PM (JNTt1)

316 I'm not an lchthyologist, but do fish even have tits?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:12 PM (fF2aM)


I write a song, and you people just want to tear it apart!

Posted by: William Murderface at May 12, 2022 04:14 PM (FJYfm)

317 I'm. Right. Here.
Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 04:10 PM (NOQsz)

Oh darlin', nothing wrong with a magnificent rack, just don't count on it for getting ahead in life. And nobody said you weren't pretty already.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 04:14 PM (LOVUx)

318 JUST IN: House leader McCarthy, four other GOP lawmakers subpoenaed by Jan. 6 panel

And watch him crawl to them, tail between his legs, weeping for 'his' party's participation in the Great Insurrection. He's a fucking clown.

I'm. Right. Here.
Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 04:10 PM (NOQsz)


**smishes** I wish you were right here where I am.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2022 04:14 PM (2JVJo)

319 Better not have sechs tomorrow and throughout next weekend, especially in creepy cabins located in creepy wooded locales.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 12, 2022 04:10 PM (Rl7KJ)

Well there go all my plans...

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 04:13 PM (DRSnL)

literal lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 04:14 PM (SH2Zi)

320 The left intends to, and will create abortion sanctuary states, just as they did for drugs and illegal aliens.

Come to NY for the crime, stay to kill your baby.

The tourists are going to love that place.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 12, 2022 04:14 PM (KFhLj)

321 282 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
JUST IN: House leader McCarthy, four other GOP lawmakers subpoenaed by Jan. 6 panel
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 04:09 PM (Jtln5)

This is actually pretty funny. I wonder if McCarthy asked them to do it so that he could refuse and Act All Tough'n'Stuff.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 04:14 PM (trdmm)

322 I'm not an lchthyologist, but do fish even have tits?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

If you slip them a fin, they'll show you!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2022 04:14 PM (ifHdv)

323 You must be 29.
Posted by: kathysaysso at May 12, 2022 04:12 PM (vkS2Z)


I think I'm just terribly uninformed and ignorant. I even lived about a mile away from there and never knew the history.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 04:14 PM (DRSnL)

324 A positive outcome regardless of the outcome is that Roberts is screwed. He votes death, Thomas becomes the defacto chief justice. He votes for life, no cocktail parties and closet skeletons come crashing out.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 12, 2022 04:15 PM (/8Fir)

325 321 282 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
JUST IN: House leader McCarthy, four other GOP lawmakers subpoenaed by Jan. 6 panel
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 04:09 PM (Jtln5)

This is actually pretty funny. I wonder if McCarthy asked them to do it so that he could refuse and Act All Tough'n'Stuff.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 04:14 PM (trdmm)

=======

I thought they had subpoenaed him months back. Or was that just a threat?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

326 LOL re. Jim Cramer.

zerohedge @zerohedge; 6m
Cramer is out of Boeing. You know what to do


Replies from the ZeroHedge commentariat going nuts with "BUY!!!" replies.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 04:15 PM (Jtln5)

327 I'm not an lchthyologist, but do fish even have tits?

I'm told that they're hard as sticks. Or something. I get confused easily.

Posted by: Oddbob, SuperMaxiMAGA with Wings at May 12, 2022 04:15 PM (nfrXX)

328 This thread will be excerpted heavily for the chapter "The Meaning of Monday," which will be included in the next edition.

Posted by: AoSHQ Official Historian at May 12, 2022 04:15 PM (DU+/6)

329 321 282 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
JUST IN: House leader McCarthy, four other GOP lawmakers subpoenaed by Jan. 6 panel
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 04:09 PM (Jtln5)

This is actually pretty funny. I wonder if McCarthy asked them to do it so that he could refuse and Act All Tough'n'Stuff.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 04:14 PM (trdmm)

It's like when the cops do a drug raid and have to sweep up the informant all the same.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 12, 2022 04:15 PM (KbCG3)

330 >>> Just curious...anyone here watch/listen to Hannity?
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 04:13 PM (AwYPR)


No I haven't listened to a TV news show since red eye. I've tried and I only get a few seconds in before I tap out.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 04:15 PM (0fVbu)

331 The political will does not exist at the highest levels to fight the institutional opponents responsible.
==
Let 'em steal one election and there's no reason on earth why they'd stop at anything less than total control.

Its gonna be pain, weeping, and grim reality for quite awhile.

Posted by: Check at May 12, 2022 04:15 PM (lYLax)

332 Just put in new bathroom facets, old one was 50 years so time to go.

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2022 04:15 PM (2JoB8)

333 *shoves lemon bar through USB port for tcn*

Releasing Dobb's on Monday makes no sense from a logistics side either.

I mean, why release it on Monday, giving the crazy's and MSM the whole week to protest and scream for the cameras.

Nope, not going to happen.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 04:13 PM[i/]

Because that is normal Court practice.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 04:16 PM (NOQsz)

334 Like a pretty pony.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 04:09 PM (yQpMk)

Uhhhh huh. Yep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:16 PM (fF2aM)

335 I love New York!
It's a great termination!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 04:16 PM (Jtln5)

336

Fuck fuck fuck

Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 04:16 PM (NOQsz)

337 324 A positive outcome regardless of the outcome is that Roberts is screwed. He votes death, Thomas becomes the defacto chief justice. He votes for life, no cocktail parties and closet skeletons come crashing out.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 12, 2022 04:15 PM (/8Fir)
---------

Roberts: "Who wants another vodka martini!"

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 04:17 PM (G0vdT)

338 HA! My Serpentine powers continue!

Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 04:17 PM (NOQsz)

339 336

Fuck fuck fuck
Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 04:16 PM (NOQsz)

=======

So, that's Alex's evening plans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 04:17 PM (LvTSG)

340 Fuck fuck fuck
Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 04:16 PM (NOQsz)

go on...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 04:17 PM (XvPQV)

341 Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 04:16 PM (NOQsz)

AHOY!

Posted by: The Barrel at May 12, 2022 04:17 PM (ZGrMX)

342 Fish ticks?...I've heard of deer ticks.

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 04:17 PM (AwYPR)

343
Flaming Pelosi skull with flaming gavel.

No. Literally.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 04:17 PM (s2VJv)

344 336

Fuck fuck fuck
Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 04:16 PM (NOQsz)

Marching orders?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 04:17 PM (LOVUx)

345 Fuck fuck fuck
Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 04:16 PM (NOQsz)



Your Grace?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 04:18 PM (yQpMk)

346 Fuck fuck fuck
Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 04:16 PM (NOQsz)


I'm game!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 12, 2022 04:18 PM (ZSK0i)

347 When I was in preschool, I put a great deal of effort into convincing the teacher (a cute blonde 20something) that "last night" means "the night two nights ago" while the night that just happened would be "yesterday's night".

I knew I was bullshitting but I did it anyway. Because.
Posted by: rold at May 12, 2022 04:12 PM (FJbQq)
++++
When this is taken seriously, you end up with the first floor being the second floor, because the first floor is called the "ground floor" because you're English.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 04:18 PM (DU+/6)

348 336

Fuck fuck fuck
Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 04:16 PM (NOQsz)


Single-minded.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 04:18 PM (s2VJv)

349 I'm not an lchthyologist, but do fish even have tits?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:12 PM (fF2aM)
........

Yup.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8k5ej3

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 04:18 PM (v0R5T)

350 Fuck fuck fuck
Posted by: alexthechick

I'm 29 now. No can do.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2022 04:18 PM (ifHdv)

351 Fuck fuck fuck
Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 04:16 PM (NOQsz)

Just following orders, Ma'am.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 04:19 PM (SH2Zi)

352 Go long fire suppression companies. They’re gonna see a sudden spike in sales.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 04:19 PM (OalnH)

353 336

Fuck fuck fuck
Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 04:16 PM (NOQsz)


Hey. So how's your day going?

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2022 04:19 PM (Vr12I)

354 I had no idea until recently that that song was based on a school shooting in San Diego.

Posted by: Jordan61

Winchester Cathedral ?

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2022 04:19 PM (arJlL)

355 "And it's not even a cleavage I'd *like* to look at."
-----

Didn't know lizards had cleavage.

Posted by: Javems at May 12, 2022 04:19 PM (AmoqO)

356 Monday I've got Friday on my mind

Posted by: x at May 12, 2022 04:19 PM (uQFwj)

357 Icthyologist? I thought you were Lutheran.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 12, 2022 04:19 PM (fj2YZ)

358 When this is taken seriously, you end up with the first floor being the second floor, because the first floor is called the "ground floor" because you're English.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 04:18 PM (DU+/6)

well it's the first floor over the ground floor.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 04:19 PM (trdmm)

359 Didn't know lizards had cleavage.
Posted by: Javems at May 12, 2022 04:19 PM (AmoqO)



That's where the zipper is hidden.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 04:20 PM (yQpMk)

360 en Psaki's showing her true trashy self right now in the White House Press Briefing. She's showing quite a bit of cleavage. I cannot think of any other professional women, let alone White House staffers, who have shown such a trashy look on the job.

https://tinyurl.com/yuafa8ne

Posted by: BlueMoon at May 12, 2022 04:02 PM (FYFBu)

Ah. Showing off her mommy milkers. Exquisite timing.

And people don't believe me when I say they are laughing at us.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 04:20 PM (mdJ2s)

361 348 336

Fuck fuck fuck
Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 04:16 PM (NOQsz)


Single-minded.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 04:18 PM (s2VJv)

Takes me back to the days of my youth.

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2022 04:20 PM (Vr12I)

362 Icthyologist? I thought you were Lutheran.
Posted by: Farmer Bob

Damnit! Can't type fast enough

*shakes fist*

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2022 04:20 PM (ifHdv)

363 Just curious...anyone here watch/listen to Hannity?
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022


***
I listen to him in the car on the way home from work. He's been hyping Dr. Oz for quite a while.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022 04:20 PM (txdEq)

364 Monday is the first Monday from now.
Next Monday is the one after that.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 04:20 PM (OalnH)

365 355 "And it's not even a cleavage I'd *like* to look at."
-----

Didn't know lizards had cleavage.
Posted by: Javems at May 12, 2022 04:19 PM (AmoqO)


The Gorn titty-fucking Anita Dunn, FTW.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 04:20 PM (s2VJv)

366 When I was in preschool, I put a great deal of effort into convincing the teacher (a cute blonde 20something) that "last night" means "the night two nights ago" while the night that just happened would be "yesterday's night".

When I was in the news business Wednesday meant the very next Wednesday
Next Wednesday meant the following Wednesday after that.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 04:20 PM (VdGjU)

367 I'm a little bit puzzled, just a little, why the entire Democrat Party is entirely sold out to Moloch worship.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens



Moloch has given them access to riches beyond imagining. As well as children to fuck.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2022 04:21 PM (ET441)

368 well it's the first floor over the ground floor.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 04:19 PM (trdmm)

And the third floor is the first floor over the second floor.

Posted by: Adm. Painter at May 12, 2022 04:21 PM (SH2Zi)

369 358 When this is taken seriously, you end up with the first floor being the second floor, because the first floor is called the "ground floor" because you're English.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 04:18 PM (DU+/6)

well it's the first floor over the ground floor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 04:19 PM (trdmm)


I was always told the reason for that was to obscure which floor was really the 13th.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 12, 2022 04:21 PM (W1xfB)

370 There is no 13th Floor.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 04:21 PM (yQpMk)

371 Fuck fuck fuck
Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 04:16 PM (NOQsz)


Steve Miller's original title for "Dance Dance Dance".

Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2022 04:21 PM (ZGrMX)

372 355 "And it's not even a cleavage I'd *like* to look at."
-----

Didn't know lizards had cleavage.
Posted by: Javems at May 12, 2022 04:19 PM (AmoqO)

----

I seem to recall that in the original "V" mini-series, a couple of them certainly did.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 12, 2022 04:21 PM (906pl)

373 Fuck fuck fuck
Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 04:16 PM (NOQsz)


Lucky girl. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2022 04:21 PM (2JVJo)

374 SUPREME COURT WILL ISSUE UNKNOWN NUMBER OF OPINIONS ON MONDAY

Gosh; That's some legal precision in that wording/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:21 PM (fF2aM)

375 I had no idea until recently that that song was based on a school shooting in San Diego.

I remember something about that when the song came it out. Of course, since I was living the same state it was probably just that people were making a big deal about it "trivializing a tragic event" or some shit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 04:21 PM (SchxB)

376 349 I'm not an lchthyologist, but do fish even have tits?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:12 PM (fF2aM)

Mammals.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 04:21 PM (trdmm)

377 Psaki has those horrifying Lonnie Anderson boobs with the three inch gap between them. Ugh.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2022 04:22 PM (ET441)

378 Your think ground floor vs 1st is a thing? Add in a basement and the crazy goes logarithmic.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 04:22 PM (OalnH)

379 The Crazy Left have on 4 more days to stop the decision. I suggest all the SCOTUS Justices take a vacation to parts unknown in a red state until Monday Afternoon.

The batshit insane fanatics now have a limited time.

Worst part? The Votes are complete, even if something happens, the decision is final. It would be very helpful if the media presented the news this way too.

Posted by: rd at May 12, 2022 04:22 PM (Z32m1)

380 Anyone want to date me, $20 dollars same as in the projects.

Posted by: Jen CockPsaki at May 12, 2022 04:22 PM (RIqqS)

381 And the third floor is the first floor over the second floor.
Posted by: Adm. Painter

Where then is the mezzanine?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2022 04:22 PM (ifHdv)

382 Icthyologist? I thought you were Lutheran.
Posted by: Farmer Bob

Nope.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:22 PM (fF2aM)

383 372


I seem to recall that in the original "V" mini-series, a couple of them certainly did.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 12, 2022 04:21 PM (906pl)

Morena Baccarin. One good looking Lizard!

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2022 04:22 PM (Vr12I)

384 Just curious...anyone here watch/listen to Hannity?
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 04:13 PM (AwYPR)
.......

saw a few minutes of him interviewing Oz Mehmet the other day.
It was the most painful thing I've experienced in a long, long time.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

385 Icthyologist? I thought you were Lutheran.
Posted by: Farmer Bob


True story: I knew a cop whose beat was the hood. Got called to a report of an unconscious man. He asks the person who called it in "Is he an epileptic?" and the guy says "Hell no, he's a Baptist!"

ROFLHAO

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 04:22 PM (s2VJv)

386 If I can beat the two portals anyone on earth can. I'm the world's suckiest gamer. ( no not duckiest autocucumber, I mean you looked at suckiest and said nope but duckiest? What would that even mean? That would imply a whole category of duck based comparitives. duck ducker duckiest? Come on now!)

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 04:23 PM (0fVbu)

387 Saw an article on the Oakland Unified School District...had a picture of the school board. Imagine who would be on such a board, and then check the photo:
https://tinyurl.com/3f9ucdzk

No blue hair, but PLENTY of resting bitch face. And a token white male bitch in the background lol.

Posted by: Conservative in Blue Area at May 12, 2022 04:23 PM (16bRC)

388 SUPREME COURT WILL ISSUE UNKNOWN NUMBER OF OPINIONS ON MONDAY
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Oh so they're not decisions anymore? It's just like, their opinion, man.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 04:23 PM (mdJ2s)

389 Where then is the mezzanine?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2022 04:22 PM (ifHdv)
++++
It's inside your mind.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 04:23 PM (DU+/6)

390
Morena Baccarin. One good looking Lizard!
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2022 04:22 PM (Vr12I)

The reboot Cylons were pretty decent, too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 04:23 PM (trdmm)

391 Kayvon Beykpour
The truth is that this isn't how and when I imagined leaving Twitter, and this wasn't my decision. Parag asked me to leave after letting me know that he wants to take the team in a different direction.

zerohedge @zerohedge 3h
The TWTR exodus begins:
Kayvon Beykpour, head of consumer product, and Bruce Falck, in charge of revenue, are both leaving the company.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 04:23 PM (Jtln5)

392 308 Just curious...anyone here watch/listen to Hannity?
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 04:13 PM (AwYPR)
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Haven't seen a show since late 2020, and only then because he had the inside track to so many Trump connections.

After the Steal, no reason to watch.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 12, 2022 04:23 PM (sy5kK)

393 I seem to recall that in the original "V" mini-series, a couple of them certainly did.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 12, 2022 04:21 PM (906pl)

Morena Baccarin. One good looking Lizard!
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2022 04:22 PM (Vr12I)


Was she even born when the original came out?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 04:23 PM (DRSnL)

394 saw a few minutes of him interviewing Oz Mehmet the other day.
It was the most painful thing I've experienced in a long, long time.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

Did he at least wipe his chin first?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 04:23 PM (SH2Zi)

395 If Oz wins I will be rooting for him to lose. Cunt.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 04:23 PM (mdJ2s)

396 370 There is no 13th Floor.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 04:21 PM (yQpMk)


"Huh?"

- - The 13th Floor Elevators.


(Sefton's dentist was on the 13th floor of the Lincoln Building.)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 04:24 PM (s2VJv)

397 368 well it's the first floor over the ground floor.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 04:19 PM (trdmm)

And the third floor is the first floor over the second floor.
Posted by: Adm. Painter at May 12, 2022 04:21 PM (SH2Zi)

And the 14th floor is really the 13th floor if your hotel is superstitious. Don't believe me? Jump. You will die earlier! (RIP Mitch)

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 12, 2022 04:24 PM (KbCG3)

398 I'm sorry, did Sharkman just compare Psaki to Loni Anderson?

I'm...speechless. I'm without speech.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2022 04:24 PM (Qy7kP)

399 McCarthy will grovel.

Posted by: davidt at May 12, 2022 04:24 PM (sReZj)

400 Good grief Psaki, if you're going to show cleavage, at least buy a fucking bra that makes the package look at least somewhat attractive.

Hey, it's just a brand name. I got limits, ya know?

Posted by: Miracle Bra at May 12, 2022 04:24 PM (nfrXX)

401 I forgot Hannity existed lol.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 04:24 PM (OalnH)

402 Is there a link (that I don't intend to open) with Psaki showing her cleavage?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:24 PM (fF2aM)

403 MOLESTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at May 12, 2022 04:24 PM (1IJnB)


Heard ya the third time, zipperhead.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 12, 2022 04:25 PM (ZSK0i)

404 I find myself more and more wanting to express opinions that would be bad for ace and I almost look at as Mobyish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 04:25 PM (3NKiY)

405 Kayvon Beykpour
The truth is that this isn't how and when I imagined leaving Twitter, and this wasn't my decision. Parag asked me to leave after letting me know that he wants to take the team in a different direction.


Parag has been effectively lame-ducked, unless the Deep State's already communicated that Musk will be thrown in jail for defying Our Democracy. So it's weird for him to be taking the team in any direction.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2022 04:25 PM (ZGrMX)

406 393 I seem to recall that in the original "V" mini-series, a couple of them certainly did.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 12, 2022 04:21 PM (906pl)

Morena Baccarin. One good looking Lizard!
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2022 04:22 PM (Vr12I)

Was she even born when the original came out?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 04:23 PM (DRSnL)

Oops. My bad, Jordan. Was thinking of a later offering.

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2022 04:25 PM (Vr12I)

407 Since I'm not a "birthing person" and I only use my "lady penis" for evil, I am more interested in the gun case. I hope they release that one before one of the conservative justices gets assassinated, and I hope it was written by Thomas.

Posted by: Itchy Scrotum at May 12, 2022 04:25 PM (ejBsR)

408 >>> Morena Baccarin. One good looking Lizard!
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2022 04:22 PM (Vr12I)

Yep yep yep. I was afraid she wouldn't look great in short hair. No, she's gorgeous in short hair.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 04:25 PM (0fVbu)

409 Is there a link (that I don't intend to open) with Psaki showing her cleavage?

Live press conference. So you get an audio assault as well as visual.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 04:25 PM (SchxB)

410 402 Is there a link (that I don't intend to open) with Psaki showing her cleavage?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:24 PM (fF2aM)


Freckles + décolletage = Frecolletage.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 04:25 PM (s2VJv)

411 it's not popular to say, but we all should be preparing to live through the worst 2 years of our life.
==
Wow. Optimistic.

1929 lasted until WWII started.

Posted by: okay okay I might be a little off in my figuring but two years would be a nice surprise at this poin at May 12, 2022 04:25 PM (7A/s7)

412 A late rally saves the Dow from total disaster.

31,730.30 -103.81 (-0.33%)

Was this the PPT jumping in?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 04:25 PM (yQpMk)

413 Is there a link (that I don't intend to open) with Psaki showing her cleavage?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:24 PM (fF2aM)

@218

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 04:26 PM (SH2Zi)

414 402 Is there a link (that I don't intend to open) with Psaki showing her cleavage?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:24 PM (fF2aM)

Yes.The one here, goes to YouTube.

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2022 04:26 PM (Vr12I)

415 If Psaki is leaving why to I have to keep seeing this bitch?

Posted by: sniffybigto at May 12, 2022 04:26 PM (UuD2k)

416 402 Is there a link (that I don't intend to open) with Psaki showing her cleavage?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:24 PM (fF2aM)

Fen! Who wants to see that?! This is a family blog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 04:26 PM (3NKiY)

417 411 Wow. Optimistic.

1929 lasted until WWII started.
Posted by: okay okay I might be a little off in my figuring but two years would be a nice surprise at this poin at May 12, 2022 04:25 PM (7A/s7)

======

Well, it lasted until 1945.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

418 When I was in preschool, I put a great deal of effort into convincing the teacher (a cute blonde 20something) that "last night" means "the night two nights ago" while the night that just happened would be "yesterday's night".
I knew I was bullshitting but I did it anyway. Because.
Posted by: rold at May 12, 2022 04:12 PM (FJbQq)


Originally, the English considered the day starting at sundown, which is why periods of time were described in "nights" like Fortnight (two weeks) sennight (a week) and traditional holidays like halloween and Christmas Eve are nights as well.
clocks and shiftwork (and the French I suppose) all conspired to make that not important

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 04:26 PM (xhaym)

419 This and next Monday is the 16th. Last Monday was 9th.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 04:12 PM (iDcra)


And Monday week is two Mondays from now, ie the 23rd.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 12, 2022 04:27 PM (F0YaR)

420 Live press conference. So you get an audio assault as well as visual.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 04:25 PM (SchxB)

Turn off audio. The sign language lady's expressions are great.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 04:27 PM (SH2Zi)

421 On Saturday, a pro-life clinic's office was firebombed in Wisconsin.


Over the weekend there was also an attempted firebombing of a Pro life office in Keizer Oregon. Additionally, Pro life offices in Portland Oregon, Denton Texas and Manassas Virginia were vandalized. Of course no coverage by the Nets.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 12, 2022 04:27 PM (rFHGs)

422 Psake's just trying to build an audience for her MSNBC gig.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 04:27 PM (G0vdT)

423 Hannity -- his riffs are so repetitious, cannot take it

Posted by: JM in Florida at May 12, 2022 04:27 PM (L7jyl)

424 I keep saying one's going to miss the Constitution more when it's gone than the Left.

No one.

Math is not their friend.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 12, 2022 04:28 PM (wb1YC)

425 Psake's just trying to build an audience for her MSNBC gig.
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 04:27 PM (G0vdT)



She's going to need to pshake that moneymaker then.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 04:28 PM (yQpMk)

426 Dow Jones didn’t surpass the 1929 high until 1954.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 04:28 PM (OalnH)

427 zerohedge 3h
The TWTR exodus begins:
Kayvon Beykpour, head of consumer product, and Bruce Falck, in charge of revenue, are both leaving the company.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 04:23 PM (Jtln5)
++++
This seems to imply that Musk might care about revenue. If that's the case, there's no place for whoever is in charge of Twitter's current revenue operations.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 04:28 PM (DU+/6)

428 Good point, if just a opinion the Leftists don't have to follow it

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2022 04:28 PM (2JoB8)

429 377 I believe the anatomical term is " east-west ass titties."

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 12, 2022 04:28 PM (fj2YZ)

430 Oops. My bad, Jordan. Was thinking of a later offering.
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2022 04:25 PM (Vr12I)


I looked it up because I really wanted to know. She was four when the original came out.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 04:29 PM (DRSnL)

431 So it's weird for him to be taking the team in any direction.
-------------------
Over a cliff!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 04:29 PM (Jtln5)

432 *waves to MP4* I thought I had EmBarrelled myself.


The unknown number of cases language is normal. Usually the number of cases and which cases they are isn't announced until opinion day.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 12, 2022 04:29 PM (NOQsz)

433 I am not good with light bulbs. That is what electrical engineers are for.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 12, 2022 04:29 PM (MaRsn)

434 >>>I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

AND

https://tinyurl.com/5fyhwt76

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 04:29 PM (SH2Zi)

435 The original "V" came out in '83. I looked up Baccarin and she was born in '79.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 12, 2022 04:29 PM (906pl)

436 No; I can do without seeing her cleavage. I just didn't think the horde was just generally referring to her cleavage but to something specific. I think tomorrow is her last day before she become a paid Biden stooge for MSNBC . I wonder what she has lined up for Friday the 13th clothing wise?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:29 PM (fF2aM)

437 What is a "pro-life clinic?" I imagine they are clinics that provide actual prenatal care and discourage abortion when women come in for help, but I don't know.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 04:30 PM (DU+/6)

438 >>>I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

AND

https://tinyurl.com/5fyhwt76
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 04:29 PM (SH2Zi)
++++
That might be the stupidest thing I've read in a while.

Also, the blonde is hot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 04:30 PM (DU+/6)

439 Hannity -- his riffs are so repetitious, cannot take it

Posted by: JM in Florida at May 12, 2022 04:27 PM (L7jyl)


Lol. My mom knows to Divo his show and watch it while I'm out and about or napping.

99% douchebag, and has the lapel pins to prove it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 12, 2022 04:31 PM (F0YaR)

440 https://tinyurl.com/5fyhwt76
Posted by: Comrade flounder

I checked out her weapon first.

(I've married a long time.)

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2022 04:31 PM (ifHdv)

441 Wouldn’t any obgyn office be be a pro life clinic?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 04:31 PM (OalnH)

442 423 Hannity -- his riffs are so repetitious, cannot take it
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 12, 2022 04:27 PM (L7jyl)
------------

It's funny. I don't watch him for four of five months, stop to watch him for three minutes, realize why I haven't watched him for four or five months, quickly move on.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 04:31 PM (G0vdT)

443 Is a month of Mondays longer than a month of Sundays?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2022 04:31 PM (63Dwl)

444 I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

Is this like the meme with the increasingly outlandish AR "attachments"? A vag would certainly be unique.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2022 04:31 PM (ZGrMX)

445 My office used to be on the third floor, but that's another story.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at May 12, 2022 04:31 PM (gOdCV)

446 What is a "pro-life clinic?" I imagine they are clinics that provide actual prenatal care and discourage abortion when women come in for help, but I don't know.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

That's it exactly.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2022 04:31 PM (ifHdv)

447 437 What is a "pro-life clinic?" I imagine they are clinics that provide actual prenatal care and discourage abortion when women come in for help, but I don't know.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 04:30 PM (DU+/6)

Maybe gynecologists to put vaginas up on the lift to check the undercoating.*

*has no idea what they do at gynecologists

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 04:31 PM (3NKiY)

448 Dow Jones didn’t surpass the 1929 high until 1954.
Posted by: Joe Xiden
==
See, two years. We should be so lucky!!!

Posted by: okay okay I might be a little off in my figuring but two years would be a nice surprise at this poin at May 12, 2022 04:32 PM (lYLax)

449 Psaki has those horrifying Lonnie Anderson boobs with the three inch gap between them. Ugh.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2022 04:22 PM (ET441)

Only half right.

Posted by: golfman at May 12, 2022 04:32 PM (hOMhY)

450 Jesu, Psaki looks like a horror show. Wow!

Posted by: observer at May 12, 2022 04:32 PM (RIqqS)

451 (preemptive unsocking)

Posted by: Oddbob, SuperMaxiMAGA with Wings at May 12, 2022 04:32 PM (nfrXX)

452 443 Is a month of Mondays longer than a month of Sundays?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2022 04:31 PM (63Dwl)

Only in leap years

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 04:32 PM (OalnH)

453 Curvy girl with gun is hot. Her rear sight is not deployed, but the sight of her rear is tight.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 04:32 PM (XvPQV)

454 Icthyologist? I thought you were Lutheran.
Posted by: Farmer Bob

If we're going to talk religion . . .

Catholics for Choice
@Catholic4Choice
Seeing too many tweets and headlines that ignore trans folks.

MEN HAVE ABORTIONS. FULL STOP.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 12, 2022 04:32 PM (FVME7)

455 Fen! Who wants to see that?! This is a family blog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 04:26 PM (3NKiY)

It is? The family of Hugh Hefner?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:32 PM (fF2aM)

456 I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.
-----------------------
A hair-trigger.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 04:32 PM (Jtln5)

457 ..DOCTOR JILL routinely sets a high (low?) bar on trashiness. I guess it depends on if she counts as professional or not. Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2022 04:10 PM (ZGrMX)

Jill heard Dolly Parton's famous quote: "It sure does take a lot of money to look this cheap!", and completely missed the point of the quip was humor!

So, instead of appreciating her schtick, as we do with Ms. Parton, we quite literally cringe at the three dollar tart whoregranny look of Pseudodoctor Jill.

And no, I'm not gonna bother to go look at the Psacki Pic. I'm looking forward to dinner tonight, and pork chops don't go well with incipient nausea.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2022 04:33 PM (QzJWU)

458 439 Hannity -- his riffs are so repetitious, cannot take it
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 12, 2022 04:27 PM (L7jyl)

Lol. My mom knows to Divo his show and watch it while I'm out and about or napping.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 12, 2022 04:31 PM

Whip it. Whip it good!

Posted by: Devo at May 12, 2022 04:33 PM (16bRC)

459 I know folks talked about seeing Top Gun 2 this morning...and seeing reviews I'm now in.

Most reviews - No woke, but tons of thrills and nostalgia...I'm down for Tom Cruise, thrills, and nostalgia!

Posted by: Nova local at May 12, 2022 04:33 PM (exHjb)

460 Over the weekend there was also an attempted firebombing of a Pro life office in Keizer Oregon. Additionally, Pro life offices in Portland Oregon, Denton Texas and Manassas Virginia were vandalized. Of course no coverage by the Nets.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 12, 2022 04:27 PM (rFHGs)


Not a hate crime because it was done out of love

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 04:33 PM (xhaym)

461 It is? The family of Hugh Hefner?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:32 PM (fF2aM)

This might be my first golf clap for Fen.

Posted by: golfman at May 12, 2022 04:33 PM (hOMhY)

462 456 I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.
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A hair-trigger.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 04:32 PM (Jtln5)

Magazine fed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 04:33 PM (3NKiY)

463 368 well it's the first floor over the ground floor.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 04:19 PM (trdmm)

And the third floor is the first floor over the second floor.

Posted by: Adm. Painter at May 12, 2022 04:21 PM (SH2Zi)

Just make sure they have a lift.

Posted by: Javems at May 12, 2022 04:34 PM (AmoqO)

464 Maybe gynecologists to put vaginas up on the lift to check the undercoating.

Something something "crack the bleeder".

Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2022 04:34 PM (ZGrMX)

465 Catholics for Choice
@Catholic4Choice
Seeing too many tweets and headlines that ignore trans folks.

Is, of course, a left wing organization. I can't remember which wealthy creeps mainly fund it. Church Militant has an article on it, I believe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:34 PM (fF2aM)

466 That might be the stupidest thing I've read in a while.

Also, the blonde is hot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 04:30 PM (DU+/6)

She means so she can shoot the baby before it comes out.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 04:34 PM (unzR4)

467 460 Over the weekend there was also an attempted firebombing of a Pro life office in Keizer Oregon. Additionally, Pro life offices in Portland Oregon, Denton Texas and Manassas Virginia were vandalized. Of course no coverage by the Nets.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 12, 2022 04:27 PM (rFHGs)

Not a hate crime because it was done out of love
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 04:33 PM (xhaym)

=========

"But abortion clinic bombings from thirty years ago. Check and mate."
-Leftist

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 04:34 PM (LvTSG)

468 426 Dow Jones didn’t surpass the 1929 high until 1954.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 04:28 PM (OalnH)

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And that was probably in nominal (inflationary) dollars -- so probably even later in real (equivalent purchasing power) dollars.

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 04:34 PM (Ce/f8)

469 Raggity Pskanki Ann is done tomorrow?

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2022 04:34 PM (2JoB8)

470 WDBJ7 had reported Fairfax County officials have rebuffed a request from VA Govenor Youngkin to establish a security perimeter around the neighborhoods of U.S. Supreme Court Justices Alito, Barrett and Thomas, living in the county.

Posted by: Lola at May 12, 2022 04:35 PM (NIYa7)

471 Curvy girl with gun is hot. Her rear sight is not deployed, but the sight of her rear is tight.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 04:32 PM


she has a huge butt.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 12, 2022 04:35 PM (bVYXr)

472 That's it exactly.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2022 04:31 PM (ifHdv)
++++
So a "pro-life clinic" is, in essence, what Planned Parenthood always claims to be but isn't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 04:35 PM (DU+/6)

473 Catholics for Choice
@Catholic4Choice
Seeing too many tweets and headlines that ignore trans folks.

Is, of course, a left wing organization. I can't remember which wealthy creeps mainly fund it. Church Militant has an article on it, I believe.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:34 PM (fF2aM)


I think Buffett has been a big funder of it.

Posted by: Wally at May 12, 2022 04:35 PM (FJYfm)

474 >>> 446 What is a "pro-life clinic?" I imagine they are clinics that provide actual prenatal care and discourage abortion when women come in for help, but I don't know.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

That's it exactly.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2022 04:31 PM (ifHdv)

I'd think help with *adoption* would be a big part too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 12, 2022 04:35 PM (llON8)

475 440 https://tinyurl.com/5fyhwt76
Posted by: Comrade flounder

I checked out her weapon first.
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There is an armory of weapons there.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 12, 2022 04:35 PM (sy5kK)

476 Catholics for Choice
@Catholic4Choice
Seeing too many tweets and headlines that ignore trans folks.

---------------------------------------

So like 99% of the tweets aren't trans? Just 1% of them.

Posted by: sniffybigto at May 12, 2022 04:35 PM (Y5qcH)

477 I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.
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A hair-trigger.
Posted by: andycanuck

Magazine fed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I pray it is not gas-operated.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2022 04:35 PM (ifHdv)

478 Catholics for Choice
@Catholic4Choice
Seeing too many tweets and headlines that ignore trans folks.

MEN HAVE ABORTIONS. FULL STOP.


Well, now we've heard from the cafeteria Catholics.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 04:35 PM (SchxB)

479 email from Adam Schifty:

"There is a very important question that every member aspiring to Republican Party leadership in Washington has to ask themselves.

Am I willing to lie to advance?"

[maybe he's giving lessons]

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 12, 2022 04:35 PM (Ynyl9)

480 >>I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.
Which would make it an ARginam

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 04:35 PM (VdGjU)

481 449 Psaki has those horrifying Lonnie Anderson boobs with the three inch gap between them. Ugh.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2022 04:22 PM (ET441)

Only half right.
Posted by: golfman at May 12, 2022 04:32 PM

So you're saying it's a six inch gap? I was told there was no math on this site...

Posted by: Lloyd Christmas at May 12, 2022 04:36 PM (16bRC)

482 MEN HAVE ABORTIONS. FULL STOP.
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Did a biologist sign off on this statement?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2022 04:36 PM (fs1hN)

483 WDBJ7 had reported Fairfax County officials have rebuffed a request from VA Govenor Youngkin to establish a security perimeter around the neighborhoods of U.S. Supreme Court Justices Alito, Barrett and Thomas, living in the county.

Fairfax should be nuked from orbit, once the justices are clear of the blast radius.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2022 04:36 PM (ZGrMX)

484 I pray it is not gas-operated.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2022 04:35 PM (ifHdv)

Simple Blow-back.

Posted by: Kamala at May 12, 2022 04:36 PM (3NKiY)

485 email from Adam Schifty:

"There is a very important question that every member aspiring to Republican Party leadership in Washington has to ask themselves.

Am I willing to lie to advance?"

[maybe he's giving lessons]


I'd laugh if someone asked him if he was offering to teach how.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 04:37 PM (SchxB)

486 483 WDBJ7 had reported Fairfax County officials have rebuffed a request from VA Govenor Youngkin to establish a security perimeter around the neighborhoods of U.S. Supreme Court Justices Alito, Barrett and Thomas, living in the county.

Fairfax should be nuked from orbit, once the justices are clear of the blast radius.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2022 04:36 PM (ZGrMX)

=======

Youngkin should send in the investigators to look through all of the documentation they have about elections over the past fifty years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 04:37 PM (LvTSG)

487 Where would ARgina woman reload?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 04:37 PM (VdGjU)

488 I pray it is not gas-operated.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2022 04:35 PM (ifHdv)

You have to hand cycle the action.

Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at May 12, 2022 04:37 PM (3NKiY)

489 WDBJ7 had reported Fairfax County officials have rebuffed a request from VA Govenor Youngkin to establish a security perimeter around the neighborhoods of U.S. Supreme Court Justices Alito, Barrett and Thomas, living in the county.
Posted by: Lola at May 12, 2022 04:35 PM (NIYa7)

Let's rethink nullification.

If Youngkin had balls VA NG would already be there.

Posted by: golfman at May 12, 2022 04:37 PM (hOMhY)

490 487 Where would ARgina woman reload?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 04:37 PM (VdGjU)

I am figuring she does not have the thing that goes up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 04:38 PM (3NKiY)

491 Catholics for Choice
@Catholic4Choice
Seeing too many tweets and headlines that ignore trans folks.


Ah, the Frankie Fabulous brigade checks in.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2022 04:38 PM (2JVJo)

492 MEN HAVE ABORTIONS. FULL STOP.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 12, 2022 04:32 PM (FVME7)


*rubs temples*
*sighs*

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 04:38 PM (DRSnL)

493
I recall that one of the incidents that started the Spanish Civil War was the murder of a popular official while he was in government custody. Losing an SC Justice as the government intentionally puts them in danger looks.... parallel to that.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 12, 2022 04:38 PM (1WTDD)

494 468

Yeah, true. In real terms it probably took another 5 years. The 50s were a great decade for stocks. Dow Jones about tripled.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 04:38 PM (OalnH)

495 >>> 489 WDBJ7 had reported Fairfax County officials have rebuffed a request from VA Govenor Youngkin to establish a security perimeter around the neighborhoods of U.S. Supreme Court Justices Alito, Barrett and Thomas, living in the county.
Posted by: Lola at May 12, 2022 04:35 PM (NIYa7)

Let's rethink nullification.

If Youngkin had balls VA NG would already be there.
Posted by: golfman at May 12, 2022 04:37 PM (hOMhY)

Which parts of the state are most of them from?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 12, 2022 04:39 PM (llON8)

496 Republicans should refuse to show up to any hearings until the baby formula shortage is over.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 04:39 PM (XJooS)

497 If Youngkin had balls VA NG would already be there.
Posted by: golfman at May 12, 2022 04:37 PM (hOMhY)


Fortunately, I never had any hopes for Youngkin. Sometimes it pays to be a chronic depressive.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2022 04:39 PM (2JVJo)

498 Psaki has those horrifying Lonnie Anderson boobs with the three inch gap between them. Ugh.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2022 04:22 PM (ET441)



So, Psaki has Marty Feldman boobs?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2022 04:39 PM (OK0YZ)

499 When she was interviewed by the cops as to why she did it she said "I don't like Mondays" and the song came from that line iirc.

Posted by: dartist at May 12, 2022 04:39 PM (+ya+t)

500 The Recount @therecount; 46m
Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) calls $40 billion military aid package to Ukraine "a gift" and blocks it from passing.

Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) explains his rationale for blocking $40 billion Ukraine military aid package:
"My oath of office is to the U.S. Constitution, not to any foreign nation ... We cannot save Ukraine by dooming the U.S. economy."

Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer says Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) is the "only one thing holding us back" from passing $40B in aid for Ukraine.

"He is simply saying my way or the highway," Schumer says, referring to Paul's desire for a special IG to oversee the spending.

https://nitter.net/therecount/status/
1524839627131080735

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 04:39 PM (Jtln5)

501 *rubs temples*
*sighs*
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 04:38 PM (DRSnL)

I read that as *rubs nipples* and immediately felt it move.

Posted by: observer at May 12, 2022 04:40 PM (RIqqS)

502 I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.
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A hair-trigger.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 04:32 PM (Jtln5)

Magazine fed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 04:33 PM (3NKiY)


Manipulation of the bullet button is mandatory here in Clownifornia.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 12, 2022 04:40 PM (KLGgT)

503 So if men have abortions how is it that being anti abortion means you are anti woman?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 04:40 PM (OalnH)

504 If Youngkin had balls VA NG would already be there.

Winsome Sears wants the state police there, but apparently Youngkin's blocking it.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2022 04:40 PM (ZGrMX)

505 Good on Rand Paul.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 04:41 PM (6XHLQ)

506 Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer says Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) is the "only one thing holding us back" from passing $40B in aid for Ukraine.

"He is simply saying my way or the highway," Schumer says, referring to Paul's desire for a special IG to oversee the spending.

https://nitter.net/therecount/status/
1524839627131080735
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 04:39 PM (Jtln5)

Does Schumer think that's going to turn public opinion AGAINST Paul?

Posted by: Wally at May 12, 2022 04:41 PM (FJYfm)

507 486 483 WDBJ7 had reported Fairfax County officials have rebuffed a request from VA Govenor Youngkin to establish a security perimeter around the neighborhoods of U.S. Supreme Court Justices Alito, Barrett and Thomas, living in the county.

Fairfax should be nuked from orbit, once the justices are clear of the blast radius.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2022 04:36 PM (ZGrMX)

Easier ask would have been for Youngkin to request that they arrest anyone who actually showed up to protest at their houses...

Security perimeters are pointless when we have a law that makes the protests illegal...

No one seems to want to take that step from either side yet...I mean, the justices themselves could file a criminal complaint for it, I believe...

Posted by: Nova local at May 12, 2022 04:41 PM (exHjb)

508 Rand Paul has blocked the Ukraine aid bill by wanting to have an Inspector General accounting of where the money goes.

Posted by: Cosda at May 12, 2022 04:41 PM (FpQQq)

509 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2022 04:39 PM (2JVJo)

So Youngkin has done nothing positive so far?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:41 PM (fF2aM)

510 Saw a young lady jogging couple weeks ago looked like her, never skipped butt workout day.

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2022 04:41 PM (2JoB8)

511 Looks like she shot a bee hive out of a tree and they all stung her in the ass.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

512 So if men have abortions how is it that being anti abortion means you are anti woman?
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 04:40 PM (OalnH)
++++
"Because shut up," they explained.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 04:41 PM (DU+/6)

513 Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) calls $40 billion military aid package to Ukraine "a gift" and blocks it from passing.

He misspelled "grift."

Posted by: Oddbob, SuperMaxiMAGA with Wings at May 12, 2022 04:41 PM (nfrXX)

514 So, Psaki has Marty Feldman boobs?
Posted by: naturalfake

I can see that.

Posted by: Zombie Marty Feldman at May 12, 2022 04:41 PM (ifHdv)

515 He has has more massive support than he probably realizes.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 04:41 PM (6XHLQ)

516 Anyone really think the left will abide by a decision that overturns Roe? Even in a state that puts restrictions on it I think they'll ignore it. I also think there won't be much in the way of enforcement either.

In any event there will be nonstop riots. And probably not just in the typical safe zones.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 12, 2022 04:42 PM (BFigT)

517 Rand at least knows all the graft going to Ukraine is coming back in gifts.

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2022 04:42 PM (2JoB8)

518 506 Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer says Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) is the "only one thing holding us back" from passing $40B in aid for Ukraine.
"He is simply saying my way or the highway," Schumer says, referring to Paul's desire for a special IG to oversee the spending.
https://nitter.net/therecount/status/
1524839627131080735
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 04:39 PM (Jtln5)

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Gonna be honest...that's a pretty baller move.

Probably gonna fail, but imagine if Paul succeeds and gets the IG on there. The IG will rubber stamp everything because the IG system is irreparably broken.

Oh well...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

519 Accounting of the uke money? General expenditures!

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 04:42 PM (6XHLQ)

520 So, Psaki has Marty Feldman boobs?
Posted by: naturalfake

Abbie something. Abbie Normal.

Posted by: Wally at May 12, 2022 04:42 PM (FJYfm)

521 Rand Paul has blocked the Ukraine aid bill by wanting to have an Inspector General accounting of where the money goes.
Posted by: Cosda at May 12, 2022 04:41 PM (FpQQq)

OMG. That would be raycisst.

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre Van Damme at May 12, 2022 04:43 PM (v0R5T)

522 Is it possible Pencil Neck is a piece of trash?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 04:43 PM (VdGjU)

523 I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.
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Get a smaller buttstock.

Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2022 04:43 PM (Ti+Tv)

524 508 Rand Paul has blocked the Ukraine aid bill by wanting to have an Inspector General accounting of where the money goes.

Posted by: Cosda at May 12, 2022 04:41 PM (FpQQq)


Good luck with that.

Posted by: davidt at May 12, 2022 04:43 PM (sReZj)

525 I will hate any Senator voting for Uke largess.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 04:43 PM (6XHLQ)

526 Gonna be honest...that's a pretty baller move.

Probably gonna fail, but imagine if Paul succeeds and gets the IG on there. The IG will rubber stamp everything because the IG system is irreparably broken.

Oh well...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

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Horowitz will come!

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 04:44 PM (Ce/f8)

527 If Youngkin had balls VA NG would already be there, per Golfman.



Exactly.




Posted by: Lola at May 12, 2022 04:44 PM (NIYa7)

528 An ARgina would be good for anyone wanting a risky element to sex.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 04:44 PM (VdGjU)

529 Rand Paul has blocked the Ukraine aid bill by wanting to have an Inspector General accounting of where the money goes.

Having that money audited would be a worst case scenario for The Big Guy.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2022 04:44 PM (ZGrMX)

530 > "He is simply saying my way or the highway," Schumer says, referring to Paul's desire for a special IG to oversee the spending.

Shorter Schumer: That money needs to be oversight free, or we can't skim 90% off the top.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2022 04:44 PM (eyxn4)

531 So Youngkin has done nothing positive so far?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:41 PM (fF2aM)


I didn't say that. I simply mean that I have no illusions about him being consistently on the side of the voters who put him in office. Refusing to protect the SCOTUS judges is something I expect.

I guess I should go back to lurking again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2022 04:44 PM (2JVJo)

532 322 I'm not an lchthyologist, but do fish even have tits?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

If you slip them a fin, they'll show you!

Is a fin the same as in town?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 12, 2022 04:44 PM (qfLjt)

533 How do the men who have abortions get pregnant? And if so, why are they "men?"

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 12, 2022 04:44 PM (ySQBZ)

534 I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.


The bump stock seems to work okay.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2022 04:44 PM (OK0YZ)

535 Gonna be honest...that's a pretty baller move.

Probably gonna fail, but imagine if Paul succeeds and gets the IG on there. The IG will rubber stamp everything because the IG system is irreparably broken.

Oh well...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah, it's broken, but it is pretty funny, if you recall the lefty/NT freakout over Trump dismissing IG's as they were the putative saviors of "our democracy."

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 04:45 PM (SH2Zi)

536 Lori Lightfoot* -- Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, lick a poisonous toad Groot

*So I'm a little behind on reading the content today*

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 12, 2022 04:45 PM (F0YaR)

537 #500 BTW: Video of Rand and Chucky at the link.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 04:45 PM (Jtln5)

538 I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

1:8 twist? 1:9? Depends on the weight of Paolo I guess.

Posted by: Zombie Marty Feldman at May 12, 2022 04:45 PM (ifHdv)

539 email from Adam Schifty:

"There is a very important question that every member aspiring to Republican Party leadership in Washington has to ask themselves.

Am I willing to lie to advance?" -------

The usual psychopathic projection

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 12, 2022 04:45 PM (eCqFY)

540 Rand Paul has blocked the Ukraine aid bill by wanting to have an Inspector General accounting of where the money goes.

Not that will come to anything but good for him.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 12, 2022 04:45 PM (nxdel)

541
She's a big fan of ball ammo.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 12, 2022 04:45 PM (KLGgT)

542 simply mean that I have no illusions about him being consistently on the side of the voters who put him in office

Why would you assume any politician always done that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:45 PM (fF2aM)

543 Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) calls $40 billion military aid package to Ukraine "a gift" and blocks it from passing.
==
Wait --- he can do that? WTF why hasn't he been doing that before now????!?!!!?!!!

Posted by: I mean really? at May 12, 2022 04:46 PM (iLIcV)

544 This makes perfect sense. The House needs more time to read a one-page bill but is perfectly content to ram appropriations bills running to thousands of pages through before the ink's dry. We're clearly in the best hands possible.

Posted by: Octochicken at May 12, 2022 04:46 PM (oCS0o)

545 Psaki is just nasty. She will probably spend some of that filthy MSNBC lucre on plastic surgery in the chesty area. She probably splurges and gets the Pelosi Package.

Posted by: Winston Smith at May 12, 2022 04:46 PM (JMZ6T)

546 We actually only need Winsome Sears and 1 tank.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 12, 2022 04:46 PM (ySQBZ)

547 From Viva Frei, Nina Jancovicz suggests Twitter blue check marks be allowed to edit tweets.

Clown world.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2022 04:47 PM (ptqGC)

548 Dow Jones didn’t surpass the 1929 high until 1954.
Posted by: Joe Xiden


1929 was a correction of a bubble caused by the post WWI inflation of the Reichsmark. Prices were inflated because the RM was about to launch into hyperinflation. Once it became obvious that there was no actual value backing everything the investors tried to sell off and the market collapsed.
The loss in value in the Dow was equal to the collapse of the German funny money. It was recouped in part by actual income growth and also by US debt that was being pushed by the cold war.

The market was poking along until FDR decided to stir the economy with a very large spoon, based on the best theories created by minds that thought they knew better than anyone how the world ought to be, and that is what caused the second collapse in 1933

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 04:47 PM (xhaym)

549 Lol

The gop is freaking out about PA because Barnette may actually win. Not the primary but the election. And ghasp she might not be Mitch’s bitch and that is unacceptable.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 04:47 PM (OalnH)

550 Youngkin should send in the investigators to look through all of the documentation they have about elections over the past fifty years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 04:37 PM (LvTSG)


I see no mention of them using thumbscrews, so I rate this suggestion Insufficient.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 12, 2022 04:47 PM (F0YaR)

551 The gop is freaking out about PA because Barnette may actually win. Not the primary but the election. And ghasp she might not be Mitch’s bitch and that is unacceptable.

People being elected who aren't Mitch's bitch? Works for me.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2022 04:48 PM (ZGrMX)

552 I like Rand Paul. Doesn't seem easy to intimidate and he's a very smart man. I'm sure Paul had Schumer's number (as in knew what he was about) before he ever entered the Senate. I wouldn't mind if he ran for President.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:48 PM (fF2aM)

553 There's no way Schiff isn't a pervert. He earned that face.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 04:48 PM (VdGjU)

554 Seems I learned here...

It is a violation of VA law to picket or protest at an individual's home. There is some variation of a Fed law as well. The Feds won't. Do your f*ng job Youngikin.

Enforce the law.

Posted by: Golfman at May 12, 2022 04:48 PM (TIm9U)

555 I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.
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A hair-trigger.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 04:32 PM (Jtln5)
Magazine fed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 04:33 PM (3NKiY)
Manipulation of the bullet button is mandatory here in Clownifornia.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

get yer booger hook off the bang button

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 12, 2022 04:48 PM (UgAdJ)

556 529 Rand Paul has blocked the Ukraine aid bill by wanting to have an Inspector General accounting of where the money goes.

No, please, just send the money over.

I'm sure it will be fine. I see no way at all there could be a problem with spending billions of dollars to a fine ally like Ukraine.

In fact, let me carry it over there. I've got some free time. It'll be no hassle at all.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2022 04:48 PM (OK0YZ)

557 Lol

The gop is freaking out about PA because Barnette may actually win. Not the primary but the election. And ghasp she might not be Mitch’s bitch and that is unacceptable.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 04:47 PM (OalnH)


And Trump is back pedaling a bit on Oz. Hedging his bets.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2022 04:48 PM (ptqGC)

558 If Youngkin had balls VA NG would already be there.
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Or he could just send the VA state police out there with several buses, arrest all the demonstrators, and haul them away.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 12, 2022 04:48 PM (k4dH2)

559 Mitch needs to step down from his leadership position. Same with that bitch McCarthy.

Posted by: Winston Smith at May 12, 2022 04:48 PM (JMZ6T)

560 315 A guy goes to the doctor and says" Doc, I have a problem: If I think about it I get an erection, if I think a little more about it, I ejaculate. Do I have a mental or physical problem?"
The doc answers: "Neither, you have a mechanical problem - you are coming unscrewed!"
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Reminds me: Guy on a plane sneezes and has an orgasm. He apologizes to the sweet young thing sitting next to him, explaining that every time he sneezes he has an orgasm. She asks him. "Are you taking anything for it?" and he replies, "Yes, black pepper."

Posted by: Ciampino at May 12, 2022 04:49 PM (qfLjt)

561 You think Lindsay Graham did stink pinky with Jim McGreevey at a NJ rest stop?

Posted by: Winston Smith at May 12, 2022 04:49 PM (JMZ6T)

562 There's no way Schiff isn't a pervert. He earned that face.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 04:48 PM (VdGjU)


There have been rumors that he's friends with Ed Buck. And I'm serious about that.

Posted by: Wally at May 12, 2022 04:49 PM (FJYfm)

563 I guess we can look forward to another summer of mostly peaceful protesters burning down cities over Dobbs.

I suspect the disturbing irony of rioting over the claim cops are taking innocent lives then rioting so innocent life can be taken will be lost on these psychos.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 04:50 PM (5pTK/)

564 Psaki is just nasty. She will probably spend some of that filthy MSNBC lucre on plastic surgery in the chesty area. She probably splurges and gets the Pelosi Package.
Posted by: Winston Smith at May 12, 2022 04:46 PM (JMZ6T)
........

She's also gonna need a full body pskin peel.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 04:50 PM (v0R5T)

565 Last time we had a really bad and sustained bear market was the early 70s. Dow Jones lost about 40% between 1972 and 1974. And it took until 1982 to get back. And that was with the massive 70s inflation factored in.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 04:50 PM (OalnH)

566 She's also gonna need a full body pskin peel.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 04:50 PM (v0R5T)

I figured that she naturally molts.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 04:50 PM (SH2Zi)

567 If Youngkin had balls VA NG would already be there.
Posted by: golfman at May 12, 2022 04:37 PM (hOMhY)



Or at least the State Police.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 04:51 PM (yQpMk)

568 Probably gonna fail, but imagine if Paul succeeds and gets the IG on there. The IG will rubber stamp everything because the IG system is irreparably broken.

IG will see the graft and decide to get in on it, keeping more money in the US.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 04:51 PM (SchxB)

569

Gainzz is problematic:

A goblin on tik tok says "intentional weight loss is 'fatphobic.'" Yeah, the goblin says you can be "fatphobic" even against yourself. You know what?

The goblin is right.

People, by golly, go on diets because, get this, they don't want to be fat!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 12, 2022 04:51 PM (c8F31)

570 Methinks Rand Paul does not think his cut from the Ukrainian bail out is sufficient.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 12, 2022 04:52 PM (BFigT)

571 We are sooooo busy that we can only promise to maybe take a look at thinking about getting this bill for security for the SC justices who might get dead for unrelated reasons having nothing to do with the barbarians that vote for us...but, whats REALLY important is spending billions of dollars on The Ukraine so they can keep up a futile fight that will make more of them dead. Steny is truly stunning. And very brave.

Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka THELonebadger at May 12, 2022 04:52 PM (lIDCz)

572 Schiff is a different type of filth and human excrement. I would add Chris Murphy to that list of human excrement.

Posted by: Winston Smith at May 12, 2022 04:52 PM (JMZ6T)

573 Gainzz is problematic:

A goblin on tik tok says "intentional weight loss is 'fatphobic.'" Yeah, the goblin says you can be "fatphobic" even against yourself. You know what?

The goblin is right.

People, by golly, go on diets because, get this, they don't want to be fat!
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 12, 2022 04:51 PM (c8F31)

The sane are the few.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 04:52 PM (VdGjU)

574 NYTimes reports the state of Mass will pay $56 million for their botched handling of covid at the Holyoke Soldiers' Home.

https://nyti.ms/3yx262g

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2022 04:52 PM (eyxn4)

575 Methinks Rand Paul does not think his cut from the Ukrainian bail out is sufficient.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 12, 2022 04:52 PM (BFigT)

Perhaps they can keep that money right here in the U.S. We have plenty of our own commie problems to resolve.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 04:53 PM (SH2Zi)

576 Do your f*ng job Youngikin.

Doing his job would mean the protests would move to his house. So, in the best tradition of the GOP, he's going to do nothing, keep his head down and hope that it all blows over without his having to say or do anything.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2022 04:53 PM (2JVJo)

577 304
What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Now, you're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
What happened to then?
We passed then.
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So many hilarious and unforgettable humor quips.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 12, 2022 04:53 PM (qfLjt)

578 I wish DJT said he made a mistake on Oz, fuck the Wizard.

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2022 04:53 PM (2JoB8)

579
People, by golly, go on diets because, get this, they don't want to be fat!
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 12, 2022 04:51 PM (c8F31)
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Well, the overweight people best get on a diet, because with the looming food shortages, they might be considered meals in sneakers.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 04:53 PM (5pTK/)

580 Section 18.2-419 of the Code of Virginia states that protesting in front of an individual's private residence is a class 3 misdemeanor. Local Commonwealth's Attorneys are responsible for prosecuting violations of this statute.

Class 3 misdemeanors are not much (no jail time), but probably enough to mess with white collar and security cleared people...and are enough to get you cleared away every night.

PS - The fed law I believe is tougher than VA law...

Posted by: Nova local at May 12, 2022 04:54 PM (exHjb)

581 AlexTheChick -
I wanted to applaud your "Twitter Law School" posts. Thanks for dumbing things down for the lay person and so thoroughly explaining things. Nicely done.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 12, 2022 04:54 PM (N39Ws)

582 She's also gonna need a full body pskin peel.
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Saw a video where they edited together all the times she sticks out her tongue. Its a nervous tic she has. Like a lizard. Very much like Obama's lizard lady who's name I forget. Anita Dunn? I think Psacki has already hit the wall and now she is picking up speed heading down hill.

Posted by: lizard alien commander at May 12, 2022 04:54 PM (+uLvd)

583 AL's senate primary has gotten weird, as usual. Mike Durant, who started with a huge lead, is now in third place. He's in a public fight with his sister over their father's sexual abuse of her when they were children. It's getting really ugly, and I don't see how Durant has a chance if this continues.

Katie Britt is leading Mo Brooks by about 10 points.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 12, 2022 04:54 PM (sWM8x)

584 Last time we had a really bad and sustained bear market was the early 70s.

The S&P lost 57% in 2007-2009.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 04:54 PM (yQpMk)

585 434 >>>I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 04:29 PM (SH2Zi)


Actually, that person would probably benefit from waiting periods, background checks, carry restrictions, and record-keeping.

Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2022 04:54 PM (6RgRK)

586 Yeah admitting he fucked up would be a baller move from Trump. But it’s not who he is.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 04:54 PM (OalnH)

587 531 So Youngkin has done nothing positive so far?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:41 PM (fF2aM)

I didn't say that. I simply mean that I have no illusions about him being consistently on the side of the voters who put him in office. Refusing to protect the SCOTUS judges is something I expect.

I guess I should go back to lurking again.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2022 04:44 PM (2JVJo)

The problem is that prosecuting authority rests with the Soros funded Fairfax County Commonwealth attorney regarding local acts of trespass, vandalism etc. Regarding threats to and intimidation of Justices, that’s Garland DOJs jurisdiction. Va AG Miyares has explained the problem and he does not have the authority to prosecute.

Posted by: 7man at May 12, 2022 04:54 PM (qwO6y)

588 Is it time for Friday Night Tights yet?

Posted by: Winston Smith at May 12, 2022 04:55 PM (JMZ6T)

589 Katie Britt is leading Mo Brooks by about 10 points.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 12, 2022 04:54 PM (sWM8x)



I've voting for Mo, the devil I know.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 04:55 PM (yQpMk)

590 AlexTheChick -
I wanted to applaud your "Twitter Law School" posts. Thanks for dumbing things down for the lay person and so thoroughly explaining things. Nicely done.


Seconded. Best thing going on Twitter right now.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2022 04:55 PM (ZGrMX)

591 Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 12, 2022 04:52 PM (BFigT)

Possible, but maybe having not been in the Senate for decades he hasn't been completely corrupted. He's also sort of Libertarian-Republican which means he doesn't like wars for no reason or needless waste.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:56 PM (fF2aM)

592 Saw a video where they edited together all the times she sticks out her tongue. Its a nervous tic she has. Like a lizard.
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Ha, ha. Tee-hee. Ha, ha.

Posted by: VP Kumala Harris at May 12, 2022 04:56 PM (Jtln5)

593 574 NYTimes reports the state of Mass will pay $56 million for their botched handling of covid at the Holyoke Soldiers' Home.

https://nyti.ms/3yx262g
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2022 04:52 PM (eyxn4)

Now lets do nursing homes and group homes. Everywhere. 18+ months locking mentally handicapped people inside their group home. Unable to go out to their back yard - even if it was fenced in. Couldn't go for a walk down the street. 100% inside 100% of the time.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 12, 2022 04:56 PM (N39Ws)

594 And Trump is back pedaling a bit on Oz. Hedging his bets.

?? Link, please.

Posted by: Oddbob, SuperMaxiMAGA with Wings at May 12, 2022 04:56 PM (nfrXX)

595 547 From Viva Frei, Nina Jancovicz suggests Twitter blue check marks be allowed to edit tweets.

Clown world.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2022 04:47 PM (ptqGC)

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Wikitweetya.

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 04:57 PM (Ce/f8)

596 Posted by: 7man at May 12, 2022 04:54 PM (qwO6y)

Thanks for the explanation. That's helpful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:57 PM (fF2aM)

597 I remember somebody linked a picture Psaki's pfeet. YIKES
Looked like she microwaved them.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 04:57 PM (v0R5T)

598 584

Yeah but the real sharp drop was in a few months between Sept 08 and March 09. It came and went pretty fast. The early 70s was a slow drip for 2 years down,

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 04:57 PM (OalnH)

599 I've voting for Mo, the devil I know.
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Me too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 12, 2022 04:57 PM (sWM8x)

600 Actually, that person would probably benefit from waiting periods, background checks, carry restrictions, and record-keeping.

Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2022 04:54 PM (6RgRK)

A tax. Sales of Firearms and Ammunition carry a 10%+ tax. Pony up.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 04:57 PM (SH2Zi)

601 Say what you will about vagina/gun comparisons, you can concealed carry a va-jay-jay without a permit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 12, 2022 04:57 PM (FVME7)

602 >>> In any event there will be nonstop riots. And probably not just in the typical safe zones.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 12, 2022 04:42 PM (BFigT)


People that want to kill people will kill people in order to preserve their ability to kill people. That's why abortion was always important, that's why cults centered around sacrifice, that's why roving military gangs in Africa forced children to kill their own parents. You sever an important link between a person's conscious and their own actions, creating a broken unguided and unanchored soul to exploit and command with no mortal means for salvation.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 04:57 PM (0fVbu)

603
My daughter just watched Dr. Oz on NewsMax and her transition is on hold after she said she'd want to take a Turkish Bath with him. The problem is she's unsure whether he'd desire her more as a she or a he.

Why are the Republicans doing this to the country?

Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 12, 2022 04:58 PM (dQvv7)

604 There was a great video of Fauci making a sound like a rat. I need to find it. Psaki is just evil incarnate wrapped in a thin sack of flash. There's a great photo of her (and her fellow travelers) with the sadz(TM) outside the WH after Hillary was denied the Oval Office. Believe Eric Ciaramella was in that photo.

Posted by: Winston Smith at May 12, 2022 04:58 PM (JMZ6T)

605 Amazon Canada has pulled children's clothing that says "I LOVE COCK" after complaints. You think? What was it, the Barack Obama collection?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2022 04:59 PM (ZGrMX)

606 YTimes reports the state of Mass will pay $56 million for their botched handling of covid at the Holyoke Soldiers' Home.

https://nyti.ms/3yx262g
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2022 04:52 PM (eyxn4)

Now lets do nursing homes and group homes. Everywhere. 18+ months locking mentally handicapped people inside their group home. Unable to go out to their back yard - even if it was fenced in. Couldn't go for a walk down the street. 100% inside 100% of the time.
==
Every single thing the dems do, always develops into seed money for donors. As night follows day, road apples plop on horse trails, trial lawyers gather in the wake of the democratic party. There will be a great depression, but the democratic party will not run short of donors.

Posted by: Change my mind at May 12, 2022 04:59 PM (7A/s7)

607 Nood inflation, since nobody called it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 04:59 PM (DRSnL)

608 > Now lets do nursing homes and group homes.

Hopefully this is the dam breaking.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2022 04:59 PM (eyxn4)

609 Nood.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 05:00 PM (SH2Zi)

610 The problem is that prosecuting authority rests with the Soros funded Fairfax County Commonwealth attorney regarding local acts of trespass, vandalism etc. Regarding threats to and intimidation of Justices, that’s Garland DOJs jurisdiction. Va AG Miyares has explained the problem and he does not have the authority to prosecute.
Posted by: 7man at May 12, 2022 04:54 PM (qwO6y)


So I was wrong, as per usual. Thanks for the explanation.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2022 05:00 PM (2JVJo)

611 Cock is French for Shell. It was just a mis spelling. Honest
- Amazon

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:01 PM (OalnH)

612 Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 12, 2022 04:58 PM (dQvv7)
........

lol

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 05:01 PM (v0R5T)

613 No 605. The Pizza Collection is the Podesta Bros. so the Cock Collection is probably Obama or Michelle.

Posted by: Winston Smith at May 12, 2022 05:01 PM (JMZ6T)

614 I guess I personally prefer the titties to be close enough neighbors that if she wore a corduroy bra there'd be a vish- vish noise when she walked, but I'm not sure a wide sternum is a deal breaker.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 12, 2022 05:02 PM (fj2YZ)

615 552 I like Rand Paul. Doesn't seem easy to intimidate and he's a very smart man. I'm sure Paul had Schumer's number (as in knew what he was about) before he ever entered the Senate. I wouldn't mind if he ran for President.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 04:48 PM (fF2aM)

Hell, they've tried to kill him, what? 3 times? That we know about?

Posted by: Inogame at May 12, 2022 05:02 PM (53oGX)

616 614 I guess I personally prefer the titties to be close enough neighbors that if she wore a corduroy bra there'd be a vish- vish noise when she walked, but I'm not sure a wide sternum is a deal breaker.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 12, 2022 05:02 PM (fj2YZ)

Ya mean "lift and separate" that we heard for years is a big lie?

Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2022 05:03 PM (6RgRK)

617 597 I remember somebody linked a picture Psaki's pfeet. YIKES
Looked like she microwaved them.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 04:57 PM (v0R5T)

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I thought somebody photoshopped Hobbit feet on her. Damn, that was funny ....

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 05:04 PM (6otfo)

618 281 NIH director confirms agency hid early COVID genes at request of Chinese scientists

https://tinyurl.com/4swm732p
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Tabak. He really had a hard time answering the question DIRECTLY. He was desperately trying to fin a way of saying yes and no at the same time.
So the data is on a magnetic tape. At the earliest opportunity, when our side has control, I would order, under very serious repercussions, that the data be made available on regular currently used media and not mag tape.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 12, 2022 05:05 PM (qfLjt)

619 The market was poking along until FDR decided to stir the economy with a very large spoon, based on the best theories created by minds that thought they knew better than anyone how the world ought to be, and that is what caused the second collapse in 1933

Yeah it started to recover on its own, but he meddled with it with crackpot theories and foolish random crap FDR just came up with on the fly. And nearly all of it ended in miserable, humiliating disaster

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:05 PM (KZzsI)

620 I remember somebody linked a picture Psaki's pfeet. YIKES

Its those screwed up super expensive fancy shoes rich women wear, it tears your feet up and mangles them. The first thing any of these women do when they can is take these shoes off... why even wear them???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:07 PM (KZzsI)

621 The Footbinder working the WH?

Posted by: klaftern at May 12, 2022 05:46 PM (taPSh)

622 I want them to wait until June. I want June to become a month long celebration of life and I want an icon of a rainbow heart saying "Love Life" on it maybe with a little baby in the womb on it too.

Posted by: June at May 12, 2022 06:02 PM (ZhPnO)

623 Sid: Well I'm going down to visit my sister in Virginia next Wednesday, for a week, so I can't park it.

Jerry: This Wednesday?

Sid: No, next Wednesday, week after this Wednesday.

Jerry: But the Wednesday two days from now is the next Wednesday.

Sid: If I meant this Wednesday, I would have said this Wednesday. It's the week after this Wednesday.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 12, 2022 08:05 PM (Do5/p)

624 I predict a separate opinion of his own that's neither a concurrence nor a dissent (I mean...the invented a tax, I think he can essentially write an amicus brief from the bench if he wants) that says, "I disagree but sort of not."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

Concur in part, and dissent in part. Since there will be a solid majority opinion which will control, his half-and-half opinion will have no impact, other than irritating both sides.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 12, 2022 09:22 PM (qyH+l)

625 616 614 I guess I personally prefer the titties to be close enough neighbors that if she wore a corduroy bra there'd be a vish- vish noise when she walked, but I'm not sure a wide sternum is a deal breaker.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 12, 2022 05:02 PM (fj2YZ)
Ya mean "lift and separate" that we heard for years is a big lie?
Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2022 05:03 PM (6RgRK)

Cross your heart.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 12, 2022 09:25 PM (qyH+l)

626 463 368 well it's the first floor over the ground floor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 04:19 PM (trdmm)
And the third floor is the first floor over the second floor.
Posted by: Adm. Painter at May 12, 2022 04:21 PM (SH2Zi)
Just make sure they have a lift.
Posted by: Javems at May 12, 2022 04:34 PM (AmoqO)

In other parts of the world, the ground floor is the first floor, and the first floor is the second floor. Etc.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 12, 2022 09:49 PM (qyH+l)

627 Small point. Last time I checked Steny Hoyer has never represented any part of New York. Among the reasons, he is not enough of a obnoxious ostentatious hypocritical Socialist.

Posted by: Just a dummy at May 13, 2022 05:38 AM (U2W4Y)

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