Secret Origins of the Libs of TikTok

A few non-Libs of TikTok items:

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Disney has been funding organizations which push gay and gender-identity propaganda into public schools for decades.

Disney funds gender identity, LGBTQ curriculum in schools--and has been for 20 years

GLSEN has ways that teachers can incorporate lessons on gender identity and LGBTQ advocacy and issues from 1st through 12th grade. And Disney has been funding them for over 20 years.

Disney announced with pride their plans to fund 10 organizations that are based in advocacy and education around LGBTQ issues, specifically for children and teens. Among these groups receiving funding is GLSEN, which pushes gender identity and LGBTQ curriculum to schools in the US.

GLSEN provides resources for educators toward "developing LGBTQ-inclusive classroom resources," that "promote safer school environments" by "developing lessons that avoid bias and that include positive representations of lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and queer (LGBTQ) people, history, and events."

The idea is that the lessons should start in elementary school.

"Students of all ages must be given an opportunity to learn that the words 'gay,' 'lesbian,' and 'transgender' are adjectives that should be used with respect to describe people in their community, not words used in a negative way to hurt, insult, and degrade," GLSEN says.

Further, an LGBTQ-based curriculum should be implemented "into most content areas," and should facilitate students' own discovery of their gender identity.

Also pushing this crap: Discovery Plus. Discovery now owns HBO and Warner Bros. And CNN, but CNN was already a toxic waste dump of gender identity filth. I mean, Brian Stelter alone...

Here are a couple of Discovery Plus shows, which are plainly aimed at young children:

Generation Drag, which shows boys how to wear make up and wear girls' clothes.

The Book of Queer, an alt-"history" show which claims that everyone in history that axe-grinding internet activists claim was gay really was gay. The song, again, obviously aimed at kids, is filled with sexual jokes, like "you better believe that Michaelangelo was stroking more Adam than Eve." It seems to claim that Abraham Lincoln was gay.


A Naples, Florida church will serve as a transit point, ferrying kids by buss from middle schools to drag shows.

According to a new event promotion flyer, the Naples United Church of Christ will be hosting a "Youth Pride Conference" on May 21st for "LGBTQ youth" aged 12-18.

The event is free and will feature a "drag show" as an "exploration of LGBTQ-related issues facing today's youth." The form for children to apply is here. Attendees are asked to enter their pronouns, the name of their school, and free shuttle transportation will be provided to and from Immokalee and Golden Gate Middle Schools.


"Xenogender," genders which are not genders, and in fact, not even human. Like "cake genders," in which people claim their genders are described by "flavors" or "layers."

More from James Lindsey's dictionary of Wokeism:

"Xenogenders" are "genders" that are ideas that are "alien" (hence, "xeno") to the usual human understanding of gender. Xenogenders can include taking "animals, plants, or other creatures or things" as one's "gender" identity. For example, one could consider their "gender" to be "cat," "tree," "galaxy," or "star," which genuinely makes absolutely no sense in reality but is comprehensible under the broad umbrella of queer Theory and its activity of queering categories, especially those related to sex, gender, and sexuality. Xenogenders (see also, otherkin) stretch not only the stability of categories of identity but also of gender and gender identity, pushing these toward meaninglessness and absurdity. (In this sense, xenogenders represent queer gender identities--see also, genderqueer and genderfucking.) That means the establishment of xenogenders is not merely an exercise in fantastical narcissism and attention-seeking but also an activist project in deconstructing the very concept of gender, which makes room for less extreme deconstructions of gender (relevant to the queer approach to transgender issues, for example) easier to accept.

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Believe it or not, there exists an incredible hierarchical taxonomy of xenogenders that, in clear description, number in the hundreds and could potentially be indefinite in number, as anything, even an abstract concept, could be made into someone's xenogender. These include archetypes, feelings, nouns, numbers (perhaps also equations, including 2+2=5), aesthetics, "synaesthetic perceptions," quasi-spiritual concepts, the universe itself, and even mental illnesses. These exist in hierarchies, like "caelgender," which means a "gender" that has anything to do with space, nebulae, galaxies, and stars, and within that category, one could adopt a xenogender that specifically relates to space itself, the emptiness of space, the Orion Nebula, various types of galaxies or any galaxy in particular, or any type of star or some particular star like Betelgeuse or even its impending supernova. In this regard, xenogenders are probably best understood as a very advanced form of navel-gazing and fantasy engaged in by creative (mostly) young people who are uncertain of who they are. This becomes particularly concerning in the cases when a mental illness is considered inextricable from one's xenogender (see also, medicalizing and disability studies).

It's also a method by which children can "flip the script" on adults and begin bossing them around, and by which the mentally ill can begin issuing demands to their doctors.

Which I assume is the main attraction of all of this crap.


And, Confirmed, that's the main attraction of all this crap.


Yes let's continue indulging the whims of juveniles and lunatics.

Teacher admits she's concealing her three "transgender" students from their parents. They only told this teacher because of her "they/them" mug, she says.

Shaping young minds, and also has the mind of a child herself.

As mentioned earlier this week, the National Science Teachers Association has decided that science is boring and too hard anyway and so is now giving seminars on "Queering Your Classroom."

Flashback: A Greendale, California teacher is teaching LGBT/gender identity bullshit to third graders three days per week.

Karen thinks that overturning Roe v. Wade is about preserving White Supremacy, then says that that's not going to work because more blacks get abortions than whites, but whites are just stupid and don't know this, and then just sort of riffs and babbles. PLOT TWIST: She is unattractive and has a cat.

I tell you, cats need to absolutely fire their PR firm. They are being placed with the exact wrong type of people. People wind up hating cats when in fact it's the Cat Ladies who suck.

So, once Roe V. Wade is overturned, perhaps we should reconsider forcible sterilizations. Because some women kind of need it.

Despite the confusing way this is written, this is a "teacher." I think it might be a woman who's pretending to be a man. Update: IrishEi looked further into it and says it's a man pretending to be a woman. I... don't want to do any further research into this. It's a real Situation, is what it is. Let's agree to that.

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Not from Libs of TikTok, but I think you'll agree this fits in just fine: A "witch" casts a "spell" on Governor Greg Abbott. Content warning, I guess, for those who object to "witchcraft." Although, it's not really witchcraft. It's just a very stupid and sad woman making a mess of shit in her sad bedroom. (Although, I suppose, the minimum requirement for witchcraft is the intent to summon Dark Powers, and she certainly seems to meet that requirement.)

This is an involved "spell." There are a lot of steps and ingredients. I thought I was being punked after a while but no, it's serious.


Amanda Dennie
Do Mitch McConnell

Tanya Holt -- Creator
Done

Nicolas Ciel
AS A TEXAN THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tanya Holt -- Creator
You're welcome

Isabel Barba
Do all the scotus!!!! Save us all

Tanya Holt -- Creator
Already did video is posted!

Breanna Deutsch
Me, a Christian watching this video over and over

A Christian? Flicking your bean to witchcraft binding spells?

Are you sure about that?

Here's that "spell" she "cast" on SCOTUS.

PLOT TWIST: She's an unattractive woman and seems bitter in her loneliness.

I know you're all stunned. You're all like Whaaaa...? and Huhhhh...? and I don't understaaaaannnnnddd...!

Sorry to rock your worlds. I'll try to cast a Reassurance Spell for you all later.

A parent attempts to read from the graphically sexual book "Gender Queer" -- or, as AllahPundit exclusively knows it, "Toni Morrison's Beloved" -- and is stopped by the school board on the grounds that it is obscene.

Gender Queer is, of course, available in the school library.

From Megan Fox, who's got her own Libs of TikTok thing going, groomers admit that the key to a good groomer club is hiding its existence from parents.

The second clip shows the pink-haired fella discussing how he hides his gay club from parents. "The only formal communication that we’ve sent home was to 4th- and 5th-grade students," he said. "It wasn't a permission slip; it was something that was a one-way communication about our club." That doesn’t sound too bad until he admits that he made the announcement intentionally vague in order not to raise any concerns from parents. "We intentionally left it broad in that it was a club about acceptance, tolerance, diversity, and identity," he said. But that's not what the clubs are about. They are about affirming magical gender identity and leading your child down the path to medicalization and a lifetime of pain and dependence on Big Pharma.


First grade teacher, who taught kindergarten last year and may be talking about that, brags about teaching "extremely large" concepts to "white" students, like that they're oppressors, and mocks the idea that this is hard for them or that their discomfort should matter.

She currently teaches first grade, but last year she taught kindergarten. During a recent Zoom meeting with other elementary school teachers Brenna bragged about how she brainwashed her 5 year olds last year with critical race theory, telling the white students that they are privileged due to the color of their skin. Because parents could see what was being taught in schools due to remote learning, Brenna received blowback from some concerned parents who didn’t want their 5 year olds to be poisoned with this toxic communist ideology. Instead of listening to them Brenna mocked them to other teachers and condescendingly said that the people who pay her salary "unknowingly lived privileged lives."

CRT isn't real and if it is real it's vitally necessary we tell five year olds that their hands are stained with the blood of slavers' whips and fuck you for even questioning us, Cracker.

Merrick Garland refused to provide security for the Supreme Court justices receiving death threats until yesterday.

Does Andy McCarthy still vouch for him?

Holy Shit: It's a "false narrative" that teens are getting "gender affirming surgery" because the teens getting gender affirming surgery are mostly getting "chest surgery" and they're only getting that because they didn't get "medical treatment" early enough (meaning, they didn't get testosterone before puberty, before age 9 or 10, which would have stopped their breasts from developing).

This psychopath butcher is a doctor and he's actually self-righteously lecturing you.

Posted by: Ace at 06:08 PM




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1 They're trying to put us in hell.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 06:09 PM (dscaa)

2 Dude isn't pregnant. Probably just ate too much cheese. It happens.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 13, 2022 06:12 PM (u73oe)

3 Yep. Definitely not pretty. Dear Lord, I have no mouth and I must drink!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 06:12 PM (3NKiY)

4 Willowed:
Oh shit, I forgot Beastie Boys - Sabotage is 90's

https://youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE

The video also makes me laugh.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 06:12 PM (V6f9+)

5 And I'll let someone else take over DJ duties. I gotta go vomit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 06:12 PM (V6f9+)

6 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 13, 2022 06:12 PM (sFRKS)

7 This infuriates me enough to start happy hour!

Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 06:13 PM (4MP+l)

8 When God hits the "SMITE" key there will be serious pain.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at May 13, 2022 06:14 PM (tA1/w)

9 1 They're trying to put us in hell.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 06:09 PM (dscaa)

Metaphysically, that's not how things work. But they are certainly trying to create hell on earth.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 13, 2022 06:14 PM (b2nrj)

10
Re: Calvin Klein insanity:

Old and busted: Vasily Alexeev
New Hotness: Vasectomy Alexeev

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2022 06:14 PM (s2VJv)

11 Is that Nikki Freid in the purple Jeans? She needs to shave.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 13, 2022 06:14 PM (QYPq3)

12 8 When God hits the "SMITE" key there will be serious pain.
Posted by: Next2Nothing at May 13, 2022 06:14 PM (tA1/w)

You can kind of understand fire and brimstone preachers right about now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 06:15 PM (3NKiY)

13

We need the stones from the Stonewall Inn to stone these stoners back to the fucking stone age.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2022 06:15 PM (s2VJv)

14 I'm old enough to remember when the Pat character was a joke.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 13, 2022 06:15 PM (udLfr)

15 SMOD, we need you!

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2022 06:15 PM (E0NVW)

16 Holy fuck I am sick of this shit. Monsters, all.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 13, 2022 06:16 PM (xPJvm)

17 Before I have my first G+T — who here has the tire iron concession? I’m ready to start swinging.

Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 06:16 PM (4MP+l)

18 Ace, whatever I did in the last thread, whatever song pissed you off...I'M SORRY.

(It was Train, wasn't it? Train pisses everyone off eventually)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 06:16 PM (V6f9+)

19 Also, did that teacher just admit she could teach young white kids complex ideas but not her black students in the same grade?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 13, 2022 06:17 PM (udLfr)

20 garrett, is this stuff for real?

Posted by: Friend of the Blog at May 13, 2022 06:17 PM (wcs7v)

21 They're trying to put us in hell.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 06:09 PM (dscaa)
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No, they're already there. They just want company.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 06:17 PM (5pTK/)

22 Last season of Frasier, where Daphne is pregnant and Niles has the sympathy pains/Couvad Syndrome. Daphne yells at him to "knock it off, you're a man!"

That episode will doubtless get the Nina Jankowicz Stalin Airbrush.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2022 06:18 PM (s2VJv)

23 >>>Oh shit, I forgot Beastie Boys - Sabotage is 90's

https://youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE

The video also makes me laugh.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 06:12 PM (V6f9+)

I listen to this often on the way home from the office.

Once, when I had an SVT at rehab (physical, not chemical) after I had been telling the staff that lowering my meds was not a good idea and sending me for a CT to see if I had lung clots was idiotic, I turned up the Bluetooth speaker in my room to full blast and played Sabotage while the phlebotomist was trying to draw samples. She was sweating. That's after I had gathered all the folks in the room to tell them I was very, very upset.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 13, 2022 06:18 PM (QYPq3)

24 Things seem to be going exponentially...

Posted by: KarlHungus at May 13, 2022 06:19 PM (MhCcX)

25 *breaks silence*

Dr. Fagenstein, sodomite surgeon, likes chopping up girls so they can't become women. And yet Deplorables like you and me are the misogynists. Burn in hell, fuckers.

*resumes silence*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 13, 2022 06:20 PM (II3Gr)

26 That poor unborn baby.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 06:20 PM (FCVjJ)

27 I. Just. Can't. Even.


And these are the people that my family that votes D identifies with. And fuck the grammar I know what I did.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 13, 2022 06:20 PM (9unzF)

28 OK, which one of you knocked up the flat bearded lesbian?

Posted by: azjaeger at May 13, 2022 06:20 PM (cj5Gv)

29 24 Things seem to be going exponentially...
Posted by: KarlHungus at May 13, 2022 06:19 PM (MhCcX)

Some might say even say expodentially.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 06:21 PM (Y5qcH)

30 "I think it might be a woman who's pretending to be a man."
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I think it's a guy pretending to be a woman. In the TikTok he says something about no longer using he/him pronouns. Also, he doesn't have much in the way of hips aaannnd I'm gonna stop right there.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 06:21 PM (VhE0u)

31

He's not pregnant. It's just a fat zhlub from Brighton Beach. The Russkies call that a "puzo."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2022 06:21 PM (s2VJv)

32 I gotta admit I had no idea there were this many crazy people floating around.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 06:22 PM (ZLI7S)

33
Yeah, if God doesn't do some serious smiting and fire an brimstone like yesterday, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 13, 2022 06:22 PM (Mzdiz)

34 1) if that Ahole is pregnant I'm the Czar of all of Russia
2) is every freak of nature now teaching at school ?

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 06:22 PM (2JoB8)

35 Dude isn't pregnant. Probably just ate too much cheese. It happens.

Boy, oh boy, is the uber-woke midwife going to be surprised...

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 06:22 PM (Faksa)

36 That check doesn't just identify as a man, she identifies as a member of Lynard Skynard.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 06:22 PM (Y5qcH)

37 >> I gotta admit I had no idea there were this many crazy people floating around.

They are being created. Social media is doing this -- it's poison.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 13, 2022 06:23 PM (Mzdiz)

38 Did you know a man's testicles could blow up like that CK's dude's? I didn't know a man's testicles could blow up like that CK's dude's.

This is Earth, right? It's not Star Trek Bizarro Earth? You know, the one where testicles could blow up like that CK's dude's?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 13, 2022 06:23 PM (aXxgO)

39 I gotta admit I had no idea there were this many crazy people floating around.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 06:22 PM (ZLI7S)
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They've always been there. They just knew they needed to hide the crazy so as to not wind up disappearing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 06:23 PM (5pTK/)

40 I wonder if the pregnant man is continuing to take testosterone and what effect that will have on the child.

This is abuse. That poor kid. Jeebus.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2022 06:23 PM (da7KP)

41 3) what guy is banging him to get him pregnant?

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 06:23 PM (2JoB8)

42 They're trying to put us in hell.
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Metaphysically, that's not how things work. But they are certainly trying to create hell on earth.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 13, 2022 06:14 PM (b2nrj)

No, they're already there. They just want company.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 06:17 PM (5pTK/)

I don't know why but I feel it's oddly necessary to mention that each of these just repeated what I said in a slightly different way. I guess I was unusually imprecise.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 06:23 PM (dscaa)

43 If I had tried putting on lipstick or wearing pink pants, my dad wouldn't have beaten the ever-living shit out of me with a leather belt.

And he'd be right to do it.

As it turned out, I never needed it for those types of issues. So he beat the hell out of me for other reasons, and I'm all the better for it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2022 06:24 PM (Ryaf0)

44 When humans play at being god, all sorts of horrors manifest.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 06:24 PM (fs1hN)

45 >>> They're trying to put us in hell.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 06:09 PM (dscaa)


The stuff from hellbender, event horizon, jacobs ladder, and a whole host of movies. Horrific body mutilation, barking mad insanity, psychotic disconnected dialog. It's all real and being served up to us. Remember the onion when it didn't suck and it had a bit about Marilyn Manson going door to door trying to shock people? I feel like they're trying to shock people into turning off and diverting their eyes from what's going on.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 06:24 PM (QzpS1)

46 or some particular star like Betelgeuse

I don't see what the mayor of Chicago has to do with this.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 13, 2022 06:24 PM (lgeFv)

47 I think it's a guy pretending to be a woman. In the TikTok he says something about no longer using he/him pronouns. Also, he doesn't have much in the way of hips aaannnd I'm gonna stop right there.
Posted by: IrishEi

My point and laugh mechanism is still working swimmingly.

Wow, they hate that.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2022 06:25 PM (Msys3)

48 men can't get pregnant
women can, but men can't

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 06:25 PM (geLO8)

49 So the evil gay doctor hates women? His medical license should be revoked.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 06:25 PM (fF2aM)

50 I don't know why but I feel it's oddly necessary to mention that each of these just repeated what I said in a slightly different way. I guess I was unusually imprecise.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 06:23 PM (dscaa)
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Actually, that was my fault, I forget to put "headed" between "already" and "there."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 06:25 PM (5pTK/)

51 >>>I think it's a guy pretending to be a woman. In the TikTok he says something about no longer using he/him pronouns. Also, he doesn't have much in the way of hips aaannnd I'm gonna stop right there.


well I saw the purple pants and just said "not for me"

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 06:25 PM (0G13K)

52 And these are the people that my family that votes D identifies with. And fuck the grammar I know what I did.
Posted by: NC Ref at May 13, 2022 06:20 PM (9unzF)
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No worries. I am the queen of ending sentences with a preposition.

See what I did there?!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 06:26 PM (VhE0u)

53 Creepy Gross Freaks.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2022 06:26 PM (NpAcC)

54 threads like this bring me close to advocating certain courses of action so I'm gonna bail til next thread

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 06:26 PM (geLO8)

55 I think it's a guy pretending to be a woman. In the TikTok he says something about no longer using he/him pronouns. Also, he doesn't have much in the way of hips aaannnd I'm gonna stop right there.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 06:21 PM (VhE0u)
____________________

"Paging Mr Dundee, Mr Crocodile Dundee, package check needed in the K classroom"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 06:26 PM (fs1hN)

56 The Bible specifically tells us not to strive for the approval of Man.

So then along comes "social media" which is built very specifically on striving for the approval of Man, and lo and behold it's a toxic morass of living diarrhea which threatens to take us all down.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 06:26 PM (dscaa)

57 I hear the circus is hiring

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2022 06:27 PM (NpAcC)

58 It's weird. I shopped for Calvin Klein underwear the other day. Placed it next to my junk. The briefs actually repelled themselves from my groin. Like trying to get two magnets together the wrong way. Do you think CK is using self-aware textiles now?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 13, 2022 06:27 PM (aXxgO)

59 Personally think the pregnant person is a biological male and a bit of photoshop is going on.

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 06:28 PM (2JoB8)

60 "We made it. We have a chance."


Narrator: They had no chance.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 06:28 PM (yQpMk)

61 We need to have a constitutional amendment to prevent the government from opening a counterterrorism investigation against a citizen who petitions government for redress.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 06:28 PM (bg3iC)

62 So I went to see Dr. Strange 2. It's not without it's faults, but I enjoyed it. One thing however. One of the new characters in the film is America Chavez. Marvel comics have been trying unsuccessfully to make her into the next big thing. Anywho, on her jacket in the movie she has one of those LGBT pins that looks like the Peurto Rican flag s#!t itself. She is from a universe with no men, so she has 2 moms. Why would someone create a LGBT pin in a galaxy with no hererosexuality?

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 13, 2022 06:28 PM (3yxXR)

63 So the evil gay doctor hates women? His medical license should be revoked.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 06:25 PM (fF2aM)

Fen, how are you? Have you been through all your tests or is that next week? Hope you are okay.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 06:28 PM (dscaa)

64 >>> well I saw the purple pants and just said "not for me"
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 06:25 PM (0G13K)


It feels right when you're living your dream
I put my purple pants on and then I step on the scene

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 06:28 PM (QzpS1)

65 Can someone direct me to the exit portal of this planet? I would like to jump off.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 13, 2022 06:29 PM (rF64X)

66 And anyway, it' NOT gender affirming surgery. It's mutilation. If you being gender affirming you would say to the 14 year old, "You're a girl. Maybe you should talk to some competent therapist about how you could like things like, for example fishing and playing baseball (or whatever) and still be a girl."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 06:29 PM (fF2aM)

67 Looks more like a beer gut to me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 13, 2022 06:29 PM (nxdel)

68 There are no good democrats. If you see all of this and call yourself a dem, you are evil. If you say you don't know the dems are doing this, you are a liar and evil.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 06:30 PM (bg3iC)

69 Did the military just lie to Trump or is this ship retirement stuff a new phenom?

'Rebuilt our military, the best!' -- DJT

Posted by: micky at May 13, 2022 06:30 PM (3byMq)

70 I feel like they're trying to shock people into turning off and diverting their eyes from what's going on.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 06:24 PM (QzpS1)

I cut the stuff I agreed with; I feel like they're trying to show us they can force us to take anything. May not work out the way they planned.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 06:31 PM (dscaa)

71 More examples of why LibsofTikTok is so dangerous to the left. They need to keep this stuff hidden.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 06:31 PM (fs1hN)

72 I think it might be a woman who's pretending to be a man.

I think it needs a big Hawaiian Punch.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 06:31 PM (pLj8i)

73 Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 06:28 PM (dscaa)

More tests next week. I'm just tired-and in case it's not obvious-rather irriitable. It's kind of you to ask. Thx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 06:31 PM (fF2aM)

74 From what I can see, that's one big ugly ass tattoo on the first woman's stomach.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2022 06:31 PM (NpAcC)

75 The left are sick fuckin SOBs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2022 06:31 PM (Irn0L)

76 "Pregnant Man" needs to cut back on the IPA's, and get a bowel cleanse. That'll clean that shit right up.
My wife, a Women's Health Nurse Practitioner, routinely examines my abdomen and declares me "about 6 months".

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at May 13, 2022 06:31 PM (l5ftB)

77 Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 13, 2022 06:20 PM (II3Gr)

Hello
Nice to see you. Don't be a stranger.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 13, 2022 06:31 PM (rF64X)

78 Wait just a doggone minute, are they after AoS favorite Cake Girl? Come and get her, ya filthy weirdos

Posted by: dessert lover at May 13, 2022 06:32 PM (6LQLZ)

79 62 So I went to see Dr. Strange 2. It's not without it's faults, but I enjoyed it. One thing however. One of the new characters in the film is America Chavez. Marvel comics have been trying unsuccessfully to make her into the next big thing. Anywho, on her jacket in the movie she has one of those LGBT pins that looks like the Peurto Rican flag s#!t itself. She is from a universe with no men, so she has 2 moms. Why would someone create a LGBT pin in a galaxy with no hererosexuality?
Posted by: Darth Randall at May 13, 2022 06:28 PM (3yxXR)

So people will know she's there for THE MESSAGE.

(And yes, also stealing the Critical Drinker's bit)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 06:32 PM (V6f9+)

80 If I identify as hung like a horse is there a (clean) gym sock in the gender closet?

Posted by: fluffy at May 13, 2022 06:32 PM (UnQlg)

81 "They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious"
-Muse

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 06:32 PM (fs1hN)

82 These are the first people up against the wall after the Great Reset happens.

See: Normalization

Posted by: Max Power at May 13, 2022 06:32 PM (k7+BO)

83 >>> There are no good democrats. If you see all of this and call yourself a dem, you are evil. If you say you don't know the dems are doing this, you are a liar and evil.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 06:30 PM (bg3iC)


They will scream "TRUMP SAID PUSSY", wipe their hands, then turn away.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 06:32 PM (QzpS1)

84 This sort of nonsense shouldn't be happening during war time.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, font of unseriousness at May 13, 2022 06:32 PM (jTmQV)

85 We need to have a constitutional amendment to prevent the government from opening a counterterrorism investigation against a citizen who petitions government for redress.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

You would think the 1A would cover this, but it literally applies only to Congress.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2022 06:33 PM (KAi1n)

86 32 I gotta admit I had no idea there were this many crazy people floating around.
__________

There didn't use to be, but the left has brainwashed a couple of generations now, and if we don't put a stop to it, pretty soon every kindergarten class is going to have 90% of students who think they're "transgender" and in need of surgical mutilation and drugs, and 10% who think they're cats or trees or mailboxes or whatever.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 13, 2022 06:33 PM (k4dH2)

87 Holy Hell.

Posted by: Alex Jones at May 13, 2022 06:33 PM (uWF4x)

88 73 Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 06:28 PM (dscaa)

More tests next week. I'm just tired-and in case it's not obvious-rather irriitable. It's kind of you to ask. Thx
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
-------------------

You hang in there. Do what you have to do with your head up. You've got a house full of prayers holding you.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 06:33 PM (pLj8i)

89 I went to see Dr. Strange 2. It's not without it's faults, but I enjoyed it. One thing however. One of the new characters in the film is America Chavez. Marvel comics have been trying unsuccessfully to make her into the next big thing. Anywho, on her jacket in the movie she has one of those LGBT pins that looks like the Peurto Rican flag s#!t itself. She is from a universe with no men, so she has 2 moms.

Zara Phythian, who starred in the first Dr. Strange movie, was just found guilty of 14 child sex crimes.

Actually a little underwhelming, by Disney standards.

https://tinyurl.com/77fef486

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2022 06:33 PM (Ryaf0)

90
Matthew Crawford, one of my favorite Substackers wrote a long essay on what he sarcastically calls the "Cambrian gender explosion". Part 2 here:

https://tinyurl.com/y6xs8uca

In a nutshell, and explosion of mental illness, specifically dysmorphia and dysphoria. Social media being piped in via the smart phones kids carry physically attached to their bodies is the vector for the spread of this shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 13, 2022 06:33 PM (Mzdiz)

91 The "far right" has been telling people about the "conspiracy theory" of schools pushing gay stuff for decades.

It's nice to see people finally catching up. Too bad they already lost their kids to this stuff.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 13, 2022 06:34 PM (BJKQV)

92 I gotta admit I had no idea there were this many crazy people floating around.
__________

There didn't use to be, but the left has brainwashed a couple of generations now, and if we don't put a stop to it, pretty soon every kindergarten class is going to have 90% of students who think they're "transgender" and in need of surgical mutilation and drugs, and 10% who think they're cats or trees or mailboxes or whatever.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 13, 2022 06:33 PM (k4dH2)

Turning and turning in the widen gyre,
the falcon can no longer hear the falconer.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 06:34 PM (V6f9+)

93 More tests next week. I'm just tired-and in case it's not obvious-rather irriitable. It's kind of you to ask. Thx
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 06:31 PM (fF2aM)

Irritable Fen is based Fen.

I'm sorry you aren't feeling well. I don't know the details but I will pray for you.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 13, 2022 06:34 PM (rF64X)

94 Can someone direct me to the exit portal of this planet? I would like to jump off.
Posted by: chique

*In HAL's voice*

"I'm sorry, Chique. I'm afraid I can't do that."

Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2022 06:34 PM (Msys3)

95 Okay, back to the wood shop. Best I concentrate on that and forget about this nonsense.

Later!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 06:34 PM (5pTK/)

96 Further, an LGBTQ-based curriculum should be implemented "into most content areas," and should facilitate students' own discovery of their gender identity.

Yeah, no. That's actually not the students' own discovery of their gender identity then, is it Groomer Extraordinaire.

Or is that Ultra-Groomer?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 13, 2022 06:34 PM (aXxgO)

97 I'm just tired-and in case it's not obvious-rather irriitable.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

You do resemble AtC a bit.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2022 06:35 PM (KAi1n)

98 Content like this is the secret to ace's unparalleled fasting skillz.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 06:35 PM (kjquW)

99 So, riddle me this, Batman.

If she wants to be a he and then wants to bear a child, does it really want to be a he?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2022 06:35 PM (1UDVF)

100 Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 13, 2022 06:20 PM (II3Gr)

Jump back in the fray when you're ready. Silence is overrated on a dude.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 06:35 PM (dscaa)

101 Is he worried about the impending Formula Crisis?

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 06:35 PM (kjquW)

102 The beer belly make you prego. Tis Science!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 13, 2022 06:36 PM (lgeFv)

103 I have no words. Except that these people are sick.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 13, 2022 06:36 PM (rF64X)

104 All the leaves will tremble on the Day of the Rake.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 06:36 PM (yQpMk)

105 I have been watching Gunsmoke episodes from 1955. Brain cleanser from all the sickness surrounding us.

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2022 06:36 PM (E0NVW)

106 That buttfucker butcher doctor needs to be mailed across country in a crate. Excuse me, several crates. If I ever caught a guy like that around my kids the result would be so terrible it would become urban legend.

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 13, 2022 06:36 PM (tRd71)

107 Ruby Ridge

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 13, 2022 06:36 PM (8h2KA)

108 So, riddle me this, Batman.

If she wants to be a he and then wants to bear a child, does it really want to be a he?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2022 06:35 PM (1UDVF)

Exactly. The whole thing is sick and messed up.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 13, 2022 06:37 PM (rF64X)

109 That Mickey Mouse peeping out the back window of the SUV decal just keeps getting creepier.

Posted by: DaveA at May 13, 2022 06:37 PM (FhXTo)

110 I don't understand parents that tolerate this crap.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 06:37 PM (pLj8i)

111 What a freak show. We're going to need a lot of millstones to clean this place up.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at May 13, 2022 06:37 PM (hNi4N)

112 Fenelon you continue to be in my prayers.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 13, 2022 06:37 PM (nxdel)

113 Since men can get pregnant can men express an opinion about abortion.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 13, 2022 06:38 PM (eGTCV)

114 Fortunately, I now live in Rural Based Maskless Gun-toting America. Abominations such as these are rare, and are typically mitigated by application of tire-iron. However, sights like this were common last year when I was in Downtown Big D. Thankfully, I'm out.

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at May 13, 2022 06:38 PM (l5ftB)

115 >> 76 "Pregnant Man" needs to cut back on the IPA's,
>> and get a bowel cleanse. That'll clean that shit right up.

LOL

Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 13, 2022 06:38 PM (uWF4x)

116 More tests next week. I'm just tired-and in case it's not obvious-rather irriitable. It's kind of you to ask. Thx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 06:31 PM (fF2aM)

Hang in there, babe. You are in my prayers.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 06:38 PM (dscaa)

117 My point and laugh mechanism is still working swimmingly.
Wow, they hate that.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2022 06:25 PM (Msys3)
~~~~~

That's probably the best response possible. I get the feeling that many of them get off on the outrage they generate.

Reminds me of when in high school a friend and I would ride the subway together to school. We sat in the same car every day, and every day at the same stop, some exhibitionist would run up to the window and do his thing. A cousin who was a transit cop told us to just point and laugh at him. It worked! After that he would see us and just run down the platform looking for another mark.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 06:38 PM (VhE0u)

118 Can we go back to talking about Belted Cows...?

It appears things have gone downhill since the Art Thread.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 06:39 PM (BgMrQ)

119 The Left makes me want to puke and all Jews who vote democratic are Judenrats

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2022 06:39 PM (Irn0L)

120 You do resemble AtC a bit.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2022 06:35 PM (KAi1n)

Well, from what I gather from her "Victory Tits" photo AtC has a much better rack than I do. Also, I'm not very knowledgeable about the law .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 06:39 PM (fF2aM)

121 113 Since men can get pregnant can men express an opinion about abortion.
Posted by: N.L. Urker
--------------

DonKnow but when that baby starts coming down the tube he's going to yell YaHoooooooo.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 06:40 PM (pLj8i)

122 >>Can we go back to talking about Belted Cows...?

They were out in the front pasture today as I drove by the farm.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 06:41 PM (ZLI7S)

123 105 I have been watching Gunsmoke episodes from 1955. Brain cleanser from all the sickness surrounding us.
---
Twilight Zone and The Rifleman here.

I did watch "Mincemeat" last night. It was pretty good--only one ghey scene and it wasn't flattering of gheys.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 13, 2022 06:41 PM (sWM8x)

124 Holy Hell.
Posted by: Alex Jones

Roit?

Posted by: Paul Joseph Watson at May 13, 2022 06:41 PM (6LQLZ)

125 I don't recall it citing any private letters or the like as evidence but I recall a PBS documentary about Michelangelo that claimed he was a nonpracticing homosexual.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 13, 2022 06:41 PM (Jtln5)

126 Can we go back to talking about Belted Cows...?

Ah, yes, the Belted Galloways. There's a herd right down the road from me; "Oreo Cows".

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at May 13, 2022 06:41 PM (l5ftB)

127 Thanks for the prayers, everyone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 06:41 PM (fF2aM)

128 We sat in the same car every day, and every day at the same stop, some exhibitionist would run up to the window and do his thing.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 06:38 PM (VhE0u)

Point of order - men are flashers, women are exhibitionists.

I don't know if this is a real rule but I just don't want the word contaminated.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 06:41 PM (dscaa)

129 Barky put this shit in the fastlane with putting Kevin Jennings in the DoE. That mutherfucker is the posterfag for sick.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 06:42 PM (PORRQ)

130 https://tinyurl.com/3ce7tbm8
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 06:42 PM (2JoB8)

131 It would be nice if somebody invented a vocal-fry filter, so we could listen to those fucking teachers without it feeling like pounding silica sand into the ears.

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at May 13, 2022 06:43 PM (qpX6U)

132 >>> So, riddle me this, Batman.

If she wants to be a he and then wants to bear a child, does it really want to be a he?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2022 06:35 PM (1UDVF)

Exactly. The whole thing is sick and messed up.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 13, 2022 06:37 PM (rF64X)


They don't want to be a he as much as they want to be less of a she. Which is sad.

Culture is telling women that their ideal is to be more of a man, screw like a man, work like a man, fight like a man, etc... Some young girls are eating this shit up. The same sort of girls that would starve themselves because of pictures of skinny girls are straight out now being told to be a man.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 06:43 PM (QzpS1)

133 I was referring to "tired and irritable".... Speaking of tired, i saw Prettygirl napping on the couch by the back window and since it's a beautiful day, i'm going to join her.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2022 06:43 PM (KAi1n)

134 More disgusting perverted shit. I think I have got my quota for the week.

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2022 06:43 PM (Vr12I)

135 Barky put this shit in the fastlane with putting Kevin Jennings in the DoE. That mutherfucker is the posterfag for sick.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 06:42 PM (PORRQ)

Fisting to kindergarteners, aye? That was his friggin name.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 06:43 PM (dscaa)

136 So, when can we start shooting these life forms in the face?
They couldn't be anymore vile and evil.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 13, 2022 06:44 PM (Vj+j5)

137 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

They are calming in this climate. Had Hellfighters on earlier while doing chores. I think Rio Bravo is on later.

I just can't seem to tolerate current events lately.

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2022 06:45 PM (E0NVW)

138 Missed the Art Thread but the guy really knows his cows.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 06:45 PM (PORRQ)

139 122 >>Can we go back to talking about Belted Cows...?

They were out in the front pasture today as I drove by the farm.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 06:41 PM (ZLI7S)

It's a wonderful world out there.

And these misshapen people won't stop intruding with their illnesses.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 06:46 PM (BgMrQ)

140 I just can't seem to tolerate current events lately.
Posted by: Infidel
------------------

Just don't lose your place.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 06:46 PM (pLj8i)

141 Read the content
*stab stab stab stab*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 06:46 PM (kf6Ak)

142 Ace

Why do you think they called it the Lincoln Project?

I heard rumors about those guys a decade ago. Of course, we were all in for conservatism then!

Posted by: Justin Castreau at May 13, 2022 06:47 PM (ZW1rs)

143 I looked up GLSEN because my company keeps sending me links to their website and it looks like pedo shit to me. I was disappointed to se Donald Trump personally donated $20,000 to them before he ran for president, but after they were busted distributing "fisting kits"

Posted by: Bandana Dee at May 13, 2022 06:47 PM (NlCS5)

144 What the hell is that thing in the picture at the top?

It's a madhouse! A madhouse!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 13, 2022 06:47 PM (R/m4+)

145 If she wants to be a he and then wants to bear a child, does it really want to be a he?


She wants you to look at her.

She wants to be interesting.

When I am forced to have conversations with weird, homo, tranny types now, I let them know they are only unique and interesting to God, and that they are of no interest to me, they are of low intelligence and worth, and that I wouldn't really even care if they killed themself later that evening.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2022 06:47 PM (Ryaf0)

146 ..., That's him.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 06:47 PM (PORRQ)

147 125 I don't recall it citing any private letters or the like as evidence but I recall a PBS documentary about Michelangelo that claimed he was a nonpracticing homosexual.
__________

LOL, yeah 'cuz there are so many of those.

Was Mike expressing his homo-erotic inclinations in his art, or did he refer to his affection for a male friend in a letter?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 13, 2022 06:47 PM (k4dH2)

148
Yeah, watch MeTV, Cozi, Antenna TV and a new one I just discoverd, FeTV. All classic TV. Shows when America was America and not this Sodom clown show lunatic asylum it is now.

Watch Jack Benny, for instance, for a real comedian. Jack pissed out more talent when he took his morning piss that all of the current crop have put together.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 13, 2022 06:48 PM (Mzdiz)

149 Caligula and Louie XVI eras come to mind. Didn't end well.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 13, 2022 06:48 PM (iyVGU)

150 Damn.
A gut like that takes some serious beer work.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2022 06:48 PM (anj39)

151 If she wants to be a he and then wants to bear a child, does it really want to be a he?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2022 06:35 PM (1UDVF)


I think they do it for the shock of being a "man" and pregnant.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 13, 2022 06:48 PM (jh1op)

152 OT-And here's a story of -unlike evil, mutilating doctor-a nice, helpful man:

tinyurl.com/d43cy3d8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 06:49 PM (fF2aM)

153 Believe it or not, there exists an incredible hierarchical taxonomy of xenogenders that, in clear description, number in the hundreds

******

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say "Mot!"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 06:49 PM (kXYt5)

154 134 More disgusting perverted shit. I think I have got my quota for the week.

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2022 06:43 PM (Vr12I)

I'm all gayed out for the day. It's all just "look at ME" anyway. I've never recalled being that neglected growing up.

Posted by: Javems at May 13, 2022 06:50 PM (AmoqO)

155 I can always count on AoS to publish at least one thing a day that makes my blood boil.

+1

Posted by: Nazdrakke at May 13, 2022 06:50 PM (G4rxx)

156 Posted by: MONSTER UNIVERSE MIKE PENCE
-------------------------
You DICK!!!

Posted by: jeff spicoli's brother at May 13, 2022 06:50 PM (Jtln5)

157 Hahahah, I love this hash. Feral hogs beware.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 06:50 PM (PORRQ)

158 In 10-20 years these people will be wondering why they are so screwed up and miserable.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 06:51 PM (Y5qcH)

159 Blair Peters needs to find his brake line chewed out by squirrels. Or rats. Or a pair of snips.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at May 13, 2022 06:51 PM (ZW1rs)

160 Holy fuck! People are broken. The pendulum will swing back eventually. Not before mass misery and death.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 13, 2022 06:51 PM (0OmEj)

161 Ace touched on the children and sick flipping the script for power.

It is all forms of meretricious. looking for power using whatever tools they can. They use these tools because there are no rules, and this shit is crazy so there is no competition from sane people.

Like that SI swimsuit cover - those women are hideous but I'll bet everyone involved was giddy at the idea of pushing the attractive women off the cover for them.

The whole SJW crap is the revenge of weak, ugly, stupid, crazy and lazy.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 13, 2022 06:51 PM (jh1op)

162 158 In 10-20 years these people will be wondering why they are so screwed up and miserable.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 06:51 PM (Y5qcH)

They should have the suicide booths up and running by then, so...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 06:52 PM (3NKiY)

163 Eh, I don't think this sick shit is the way I wanna start the weekend. Everyone have a GREAT weekend, and see you Monday!!!

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2022 06:52 PM (Vr12I)

164 >> In 10-20 years these people will be wondering why they are so screwed up and miserable.


That will be a neat trick when they are dismembered and interred in the basement freezer.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 06:52 PM (kjquW)

165 Hahahah, I love this hash. Feral hogs beware.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 06:50 PM (PORRQ)


Dinner's not for another hour, but suddenly I'm craving baby back ribs.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 13, 2022 06:52 PM (SchxB)

166 ...Michaelangelo was stroking more Adam than Eve." It seems to claim that Abraham Lincoln was gay."

Michelangelo was probably gay. Lincoln definitely was not, but Larry Kramer wrote a book saying that he had proof that he was. In the end, he admitted that it was a publicity stunt.

Lincoln did, however, share a room, and a bed, with his best friend at one point.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 13, 2022 06:52 PM (yy2wU)

167 the dims welcome the baby formula shortage

it's an issue they could possibly resolve before November

Posted by: REDACTED at May 13, 2022 06:52 PM (us2H3)

168 "It seems to claim that Abraham Lincoln was gay."

People have been claiming this for decades. Never mind that the man had kids, and that everyone alive at the time agreed he was likely the only person - man or woman - who loved Mrs. Lincoln.

Posted by: junior at May 13, 2022 06:53 PM (n1+Yi)

169 I don't recall it citing any private letters or the like as evidence but I recall a PBS documentary about Michelangelo that claimed he was a nonpracticing homosexual.

I basically don't GAF if people are practicing or non-practicing homos. I just don't want to hear about it, and I don't want to be "made to care", and I don't want to celebrate it. I don't wear my sexuality on my sleeve for all the world to see; I don't need a flag or constant acceptance for my sexuality. Just go the f**k away a let me be.

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at May 13, 2022 06:53 PM (l5ftB)

170 I recall a PBS documentary about Michelangelo that claimed he was a nonpracticing homosexual.

PBS says that about everybody famous.

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 06:53 PM (wwcKe)

171 4 Willowed:
Oh shit, I forgot Beastie Boys - Sabotage is 90's

https://youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE

The video also makes me laugh.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Don't like rap. Like this song. Love this video. (Shrugs )

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 13, 2022 06:53 PM (sAmhv)

172 158 In 10-20 years these people will be wondering why they are so screwed up and miserable.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

and why they have all these ugly scribblings on their skin.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 13, 2022 06:53 PM (jh1op)

173 >>>Caligula and Louie XVI eras come to mind. Didn't end well.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 13, 2022 06:48 PM (iyVGU)

Now you tell us.

Posted by: Sodom & Gomorrah at May 13, 2022 06:53 PM (QYPq3)

174 It appears someone's got some money to throw around.

I've been hearing ads run on my sports radio station here in WNY for BibleBelieversBaptistChurch.org, a local church

Pretty in your face Jesus died for your sins, have you been saved?

In all my years, I've never heard ads of this nature in prime time slots.

#windsofchange

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 06:54 PM (BgMrQ)

175 Not from Libs of TikTok, but I think you'll agree this fits in just fine: A "witch" casts a "spell" on Governor Greg Abbott. Content warning, I guess, for those who object to "witchcraft."

Old and Busted: I'm not a witch I'm you!

New Hotness: Actually...I am a witch.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2022 06:54 PM (ESjRY)

176 Mentioning Spider-Man 2 in the prior thread had me thinking of another song from the movie:
You tried so hard to be some one,
that you forgot who you are.
You tried to fill some emptiness,
til all you had spilled over.

Now everything's so far away,
that you forgot who you are.

All that you wanted,
All that you had,
don't seem like much,
for you to Hold On to.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 06:55 PM (3NKiY)

177 I wonder if the pregnant man is continuing to take testosterone and what effect that will have on the child.

This is abuse. That poor kid. Jeebus.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2022 06:23 PM

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My wife went to school with a boy whose mother had trouble conceiving. Mom was given large amounts of estrogen to help carry to term. The boy was effected by all the estrogen. He was very feminine in body shape and behavior. Ended up getting a sex change later in life

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 13, 2022 06:55 PM (3yxXR)

178 Ah, yes, the Belted Galloways. There's a herd right down the road from me; "Oreo Cows".

******

Missus Muldoon suggested that their hides might be used to make saddle shoes...

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 06:55 PM (kXYt5)

179 170 I recall a PBS documentary about Michelangelo that claimed he was a nonpracticing homosexual.

PBS says that about everybody famous.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 06:53 PM (wwcKe)

They have made the same claim about Caravaggio. IIRC, Michelangelo was more of a skirt chaser than a pole smoker.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 06:56 PM (3NKiY)

180 So backward. It's not "gender-affirming surgery", it's actually "gender-denying surgery".

Posted by: Emmie at May 13, 2022 06:56 PM (6RgRK)

181 Yeah, because the Bible thumpers at PBS are trying to wash the gay away.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 13, 2022 06:56 PM (Jtln5)

182 It is a good thing these predators are all attention whores or we might not have ever learned about what they are doing to our children

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 13, 2022 06:57 PM (h1jJh)

183 So, remember when I told you we were getting The Übermensch after the death of god? Uh...I might have been a little too optimistic.

Posted by: Nietzsche at May 13, 2022 06:57 PM (ESjRY)

184 These hyperwoke women grew up being taught that feminism and putting out would make them fulfilled. Now they're in their 30's, they're lonely, bitter and used up. And they're too ugly inside and out to ever get a man. They'll never have children so they want to parent yours.

They are the proof of the failure of everything the left has taught for 50+ years but can never accept thatfact. Instead they double down and hope it will finally, magically work and make them no longer miserable.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 13, 2022 06:57 PM (BJKQV)

185 Missus Muldoon suggested that their hides might be used to make saddle shoes...
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 06:55 PM (kXYt5)


Perfect! If you wear a size 726 shoe.

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at May 13, 2022 06:58 PM (l5ftB)

186 They are the proof of the failure of everything the left has taught for 50+ years but can never accept thatfact. Instead they double down and hope it will finally, magically work and make them no longer miserable.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 13, 2022 06:57 PM (BJKQV)

This too is the story of communism.

+1

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 06:58 PM (3NKiY)

187 I have to admit I got in touch with my feminine side today and had a pedicure and manicure.

I was immediately brought back to my masculine side as the woman rubbing my feet had the biggest boobies I've ever seen on an asian woman.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 06:58 PM (eCqFY)

188 They have made the same claim about Caravaggio.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work

And Jesus, and King David, etc, etc....

Posted by: 29Victor at May 13, 2022 06:59 PM (BJKQV)

189 If God does not exist everything is permitted...and for the record that everything is going to suck.

Posted by: Dostoevsky at May 13, 2022 06:59 PM (ESjRY)

190 Hockey time.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 06:59 PM (ZLI7S)

191 I would honestly like watch this "pregnant man" squeeze a full term baby through his dick hole.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 13, 2022 07:00 PM (h1jJh)

192 All right, I will just come out and say it - this fucking crap is what caught our second daughter in its spell, convinced her to start thinking that she was a lesbian in grade school, encouraged her to "embrace" this newfound sexuality in both middle school and high school, and shamed us into accepting this (despite thinking that she was confused).

These assholes ruined our daughter's life, and she ended up committing suicide almost 5 years ago.

I will NEVER forgive them for what they did to our family and so many others.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 13, 2022 07:00 PM (SRRAx)

193 So backward. It's not "gender-affirming surgery", it's actually "gender-denying surgery".

Posted by: Emmie at May 13, 2022 06:56 PM (6RgRK)

Like their master, their native language is lies.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 07:00 PM (dscaa)

194 My guess is that for the artists of the renaissance, they fanatically studied anatomy and how people looked, which meant they hired models, both male and female. This led to talk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 07:00 PM (3NKiY)

195 How do you pronounce "Mx. Jax"?

Nevermind. I don't give a shit. Just got back from the best redneck date I've had in ages. Me and my girl were going to an outdoor concert, but it got rained out. So, we sat in the parking lot drinking canned cocktails and eating fried chicken. Now we're going to watch old episodes of "The Virginian" and play Ark Survival on our tablets. Best date night ever.

Posted by: Mozam at May 13, 2022 07:01 PM (ea+OK)

196 Zara Phythian, who starred in the first Dr. Strange movie, was just found guilty of 14 child sex crimes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Ironically, she plays an evil character in Dr Strange. Then goes on to be an evil character in real life

When can we just start executing these wacks?

Posted by: Justin Castreau at May 13, 2022 07:01 PM (ZW1rs)

197 Lemmiwinks: "It is a good thing these predators are all attention whores or we might not have ever learned about what they are doing to our children"

Well, I helped. Show me some love.

Posted by: COVID-19 at May 13, 2022 07:01 PM (aXxgO)

198 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 13, 2022 07:00 PM (SRRAx)

I am so sorry for you Teresa.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 07:01 PM (3NKiY)

199 Calvin Klein Hires 'Pregnant Man' for New Campaign

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The Mr. Mom reboot will be Lit AF.

Wife's New Boss: "Are you going to take all 220 CCs of estrogen?"

Man-Mother: "220, 221. What ever it takes."

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 07:01 PM (MGJQu)

200 Hey, *I'm* unattractive and have a cat!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 13, 2022 07:02 PM (m0zqP)

201 190 Hockey time.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 06:59 PM (ZLI7S)

My wish list includes:

Pitts / Florida / Calgary

#hullsfootwasinthecrease

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 07:02 PM (BgMrQ)

202 Best date night ever.
Posted by: Mozam at May 13, 2022 07:01 PM (ea+OK)

Agree. Sounds awesome.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 13, 2022 07:02 PM (x8Wzq)

203 The Baals and Moloch have just been in hiding, waiting, waiting for this moment in history.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 13, 2022 07:03 PM (eGTCV)

204 I have to admit I got in touch with my feminine side today and had a pedicure and manicure.

I was immediately brought back to my masculine side as the woman rubbing my feet had the biggest boobies I've ever seen on an asian woman.


Yes, I have been ridiculed for getting a pedicure and manicure, and asked to turn in my man card.
But there's nothing like being fawned over by 3 hot Asian women rubbing your feet and doing your nails and giving you a massage.

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at May 13, 2022 07:03 PM (l5ftB)

205 No worries. I am the queen of ending sentences with a preposition.

See what I did there?!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 06:26 PM (VhE0u)




Don't forget there's always the opportunity to end your sentences with a proposition! ;-P

Posted by: NC Ref at May 13, 2022 07:03 PM (9unzF)

206 >>My wish list includes:

>>Pitts / Florida / Calgary

>>#hullsfootwasinthecrease

And we were getting along so well.

Go Rangers!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 07:03 PM (ZLI7S)

207 MxJax sounds like a DJ name. WyldStyle was better.

Posted by: pookysgirl saw Lego Movie too many times at May 13, 2022 07:04 PM (XKZwp)

208 >>> Point of order - men are flashers, women are exhibitionists.
~~~~~

Apologies. I missed that in the AoS style guide.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 07:04 PM (VhE0u)

209 162 158 In 10-20 years these people will be wondering why they are so screwed up and miserable.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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They shall have succumbed to their illness long before then.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 07:04 PM (pLj8i)

210 196 Zara Phythian, who starred in the first Dr. Strange movie, was just found guilty of 14 child sex crimes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

That's her real actors name?!?!

Would work as a character name.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 07:04 PM (BgMrQ)

211 Teresa, Know that You and your wonderful Husband are in my prayers daily. I will just delete at this point.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 07:04 PM (PORRQ)

212 Hell is for children, apparently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxYsi5Y-xOQ

Posted by: Pat Benatar at May 13, 2022 07:04 PM (WmGrA)

213 Michelangelo was probably gay.
___________

He may have been, but the evidence for it is not all that compelling. Mostly the fact that his art featured men's bodies, and the fact that he wrote some poems to a younger man, who may have been one of his models, saying that he wished he could be the young man's clothes so he could wrap himself around him, or that he wished he could be his shoes so that he could kiss his feet.

It sounds pretty gay now, but it's possible that Michelangelo was just expressing his affection for the guy in a flowery way. Europeans of that period tended to talk and write much differently than we do now. As for the art, in Michelangelo's time the male body was considered much more beautiful than the female, so it's not surprising that he depicted it more often in his work.

I don't know if Michelangelo was gay, and wouldn't really care if there was proof that he was, but claiming that he definitely was gay seems more like wish-casting by the gay lobby than anything else.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 13, 2022 07:04 PM (k4dH2)

214 I know you're all stunned. You're all like Whaaaa...? and Huhhhh...? and I don't understaaaaannnnnddd...!

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If this isn't award winning writing I don't know what the fuck is.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 13, 2022 07:04 PM (h1jJh)

215 TiFW

Simply awful. My heart goes out to you.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 13, 2022 07:04 PM (Vj+j5)

216 "Does Andy McCarthy still vouch for him?"

Does the Pope wear funny hats?

Posted by: aelfheld at May 13, 2022 07:05 PM (Zy9Yy)

217 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 13, 2022 07:00 PM (SRRAx)

Oh fuck I didn't know the whole story, T.

Holy shit that makes me fucking see red.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 07:05 PM (dscaa)

218 Bad news for that pregnant guy. He's going to birth a xenomorph and his super model wife will be torn to shreds as he lies, dead, with a gaping hole where his stomach was.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 13, 2022 07:06 PM (sAmhv)

219 Borders Bookstore 25 years ago;

Franz Schubert was gay
Chopin was gay

baloney

One of my fave. composers was gay -but I do not GAF -
(Tchaikovsky).

Posted by: Glenn John at May 13, 2022 07:06 PM (LilNs)

220 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 13, 2022 07:00 PM (SRRAx)

That's terrible, Teresa. I'm so sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 07:06 PM (fF2aM)

221 We have a President who laughs at us. A culture that mocks us. A government that betrays us. Ain't life grand!

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at May 13, 2022 07:07 PM (GVDNJ)

222 And we were getting along so well.

Go Rangers!
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 07:03 PM (ZLI7S)

Hahahaha...

Love Chris Drury, wish he'd stayed a Sabre.

And prior to my move to Buffalo, I was a Rangers fan from back in the Dave Maloney days. '79 was a special year...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 07:07 PM (BgMrQ)

223 Hey, Ben Had, did you get my email about coming to the mome? I never know if it's your side or mine acting up.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 13, 2022 07:07 PM (GYIa4)

224 TiFW.

So sorry. Praying.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 13, 2022 07:07 PM (x8Wzq)

225
See ZeroHedge. Food riots in Sri Lanka. They're burning down politician's homes. They had put some "green organic farming" nonsense into law. Now there's not enough food.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 13, 2022 07:07 PM (Mzdiz)

226 I will NEVER forgive them for what they did to our family and so many others.

I have no adequate words to express my sorrow for you. And I don't blame you a bit for how you feel.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 13, 2022 07:08 PM (SchxB)

227 204 I have to admit I got in touch with my feminine side today and had a pedicure and manicure.

I was immediately brought back to my masculine side as the woman rubbing my feet had the biggest boobies I've ever seen on an asian woman.

Yes, I have been ridiculed for getting a pedicure and manicure, and asked to turn in my man card.
But there's nothing like being fawned over by 3 hot Asian women rubbing your feet and doing your nails and giving you a massage.

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at May 13, 2022 07:03 PM (l5ftB)

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If you got an erection from this then your man card is safe.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 13, 2022 07:08 PM (h1jJh)

228 You know who probably was gay? Hadrian (Roman emperor- not the commenter.)

-tried to culturally annihilate the Jews
-may have had his much younger male lover killed and then was wracked with guilt
-spent his waning years miserable and murdering everyone he felt like

Odd, I do not see the gay lobby embracing this guy.

#There were only FOUR good Emperors

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 07:08 PM (3NKiY)

229 So the evil gay doctor hates women? His medical license should be revoked.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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If you are a psychotic misogynist, then that is clearly the profession for you.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 13, 2022 07:08 PM (5p7BC)

230 We have a President who laughs at us. A culture that mocks us. A government that betrays us. Ain't life grand!
Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem

You left out: a savior that loves us.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2022 07:08 PM (WmGrA)

231 Pythia was the name of the high priestess of the Temple of Apollo at Delphi so I'm guessing this is a stage name...can't find her birthname by googling though

Posted by: Dostoevsky at May 13, 2022 07:09 PM (ESjRY)

232 The only thing I watch on TV is Jeopardy and Tucker.

Most of my viewing are movies and television shows I've liberated from the nets and youtube.

I've been able to leverage Plex to episodeize YouTube videos, which is pretty cool.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2022 07:09 PM (qmqSd)

233 I'm all in on 'smack an alf day'

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 07:09 PM (PORRQ)

234 Bad news for that pregnant guy. He's going to birth a xenomorph and his super model wife will be torn to shreds as he lies, dead, with a gaping hole where his stomach was.

Sure, point out the best case scenario.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 13, 2022 07:09 PM (SchxB)

235 I will NEVER forgive them for what they did to our family and so many others.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 13, 2022 07:00 PM (SRRAx)
~~~~~

I'm so sorry, Teresa. They are evil.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 07:09 PM (VhE0u)

236 See ZeroHedge. Food riots in Sri Lanka. They're burning down politician's homes.

If the politicians aren't still in those homes I'm going to be disappointed.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2022 07:10 PM (ESjRY)

237 I heard about a guy who was being paroled from prison. On his way out the gate he wolf whistled one of the female guards and asked if she wanted to "ride the rocket". As it turned out, this violated the conditions of his parole and they marched him right back inside. THAT is why you should never end a sentence with a proposition.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 07:10 PM (kXYt5)

238 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 07:08 PM (3NKiY)

I really appreciated your need to qualify your comment about Hadrian.

Only at the HQ...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 07:10 PM (BgMrQ)

239 I don't know if Michelangelo was gay, and wouldn't really care if there was proof that he was, but claiming that he definitely was gay seems more like wish-casting by the gay lobby than anything else.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 13, 2022 07:04 PM (k4dH2)

I just listened to a dramatized version of the Divine Comedy. Dante definitely saw homosexuality as sin.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 13, 2022 07:10 PM (eGTCV)

240 BTW, that top picture is definitely a woman who has been take a lot of testosterone. She has scars where her breasts were removed.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 13, 2022 07:11 PM (5p7BC)

241 Oh fuck I didn't know the whole story, T.

Holy shit that makes me fucking see red.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 07:05 PM (dscaa)


Yeah, the girl that she was "dating" at the end had her jumping through hoops for her, and I think Michelle was so lonely and broken that she didn't see a way out.

Makes me so mad that we didn't feel like we could suggest that maybe she wasn't gay for fear of damaging her psyche and for appearing intolerant to all of the professionals.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 13, 2022 07:11 PM (SRRAx)

242 >>And prior to my move to Buffalo, I was a Rangers fan from back in the Dave Maloney days. '79 was a special year...

I started playing when I was a kid in New York and the Rangers have been my time ever since.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 07:11 PM (ZLI7S)

243 That's Glendale, CA. Not too far from me. It's where my church is. There are certain groups in Glendale I could see having a serious problem with this.

Posted by: InCali at May 13, 2022 07:11 PM (jZOLv)

244 I'm a Quaker cracker.

Now go into a dark room with a mirror hung sideways, and gaze into your own bottomless pitts and say, Quaker cracker 3 times.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2022 07:11 PM (S65d6)

245 Jen Psaki is gone? No more Rocky Dennis in a dress? How will we deal with this loss? More important, who did her conversion surgery?

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 13, 2022 07:11 PM (DbadI)

246 231 Pythia was the name of the high priestess of the Temple of Apollo at Delphi so I'm guessing this is a stage name...can't find her birthname by googling though
Posted by: Dostoevsky at May 13, 2022 07:09 PM (ESjRY)

Damn...that is some good, obscure, knowledge on display.

***golf clap***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 07:12 PM (BgMrQ)

247 5 good emperors, you have to include Nerva even though he only did two years.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at May 13, 2022 07:12 PM (GVDNJ)

248 Second look at that Vogon hyperspace bypass?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2022 07:12 PM (uhebI)

249 These assholes ruined our daughter's life, and she ended up committing suicide almost 5 years ago.

I will NEVER forgive them for what they did to our family and so many others.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 13, 2022 07:00 PM (SRRAx)
******
Oh, Theresa, I am so very sorry for what these monsters did to your family.
This is heartbreaking.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2022 07:12 PM (NpAcC)

250 I used to have a different nic- It has been totally my side. I have been locked in internet hell for a week but I found the only person left on the planet that knew dial-up and he fixed it.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 07:13 PM (PORRQ)

251 "We made it. We have a chance."

Just wait until reality sets in and your daughter commits suicide or tries to commit suicide when reality sets in good and hard.

The suicide rate is over 50%, IIRC (unless it's the attempted suicide rate - I'd have to look this one up).

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 13, 2022 07:13 PM (xxG/v)

252 See ZeroHedge. Food riots in Sri Lanka. They're burning down politician's homes.
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100% caused by the green idiocy forcing the farmers to switch to organic fertilizer. Massive rice crop failure.

My sympathy meter for the politicians is pegged at zero.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 13, 2022 07:13 PM (5p7BC)

253 That's Glendale, CA. Not too far from me. It's where my church is. There are certain groups in Glendale I could see having a serious problem with this.

Maybe some "awareness raising" is in order. The left seems to like doing that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 13, 2022 07:14 PM (SchxB)

254 Was it 40 years ago that Calvin Klein put an underage Brooke Shields on billboards and commercials saying seductively that nothing came between me and my Calvin Kleins. I believe she was unbuttoning her shirt while saying that. They have been at the forefront of twisted sexual innuendo and outright deviance for decades.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 13, 2022 07:14 PM (wi5tJ)

255 The Pythia was the name accorded to the priestess at Delphi.

The priestess was young and attractive until one got attacked and raped, after that the crones got to sniff the oracular gasses.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2022 07:14 PM (uhebI)

256 Second look at that Vogon hyperspace bypass?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2022 07:12 PM (uhebI)

*chugs two pints of lager*
*grabs towel*

I'm ready.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 13, 2022 07:14 PM (x8Wzq)

257 I will NEVER forgive them for what they did to our family and so many others.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth,


******

Courageous of you to share that. I will pray for ultimate justice for you and your family. God bless you.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 07:15 PM (kXYt5)

258
There is likely going to be diesel fuel rationing on the East Coast this summer, I'm reading. Diesel price around here is now around $5.40.

I bought 30 gals of off-road diesel a couple weeks ago, and paid $4.90 for it. At the time, regular diesel was $5.09.

Diesel prices are setting all-time records here.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 13, 2022 07:15 PM (Mzdiz)

259 Teresa I am so sorry for your loss. They are truly evil.

Posted by: Iris at May 13, 2022 07:15 PM (6lKe4)

260 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 13, 2022 07:00 PM (SRRAx)


{{{Teresa}}}

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 07:15 PM (kf6Ak)

261 247 5 good emperors, you have to include Nerva even though he only did two years.
Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at May 13, 2022 07:12 PM (GVDNJ)

1) Nirva (because he chose Trajan)
2) Trajan (all around badass optimus)
3) Hadrian (may his memory be damned)
4) Antonius Pius (boring dude)
5) Marcus Aurelius

I 'guess' you could include whatshisname- Aurelius' brother whose name is fucking eluding me right now who served as coregent and was a train wreck but not as bad as Commodus.) I DON'T because Marcus was always the Man in that 'co' relationship.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 07:16 PM (3NKiY)

262 But they got Sri Lanka to default on their loans so now they need help from the IMF. And the IMF is talking about doing away with their currency and putting a new one in place.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 07:17 PM (5HBd1)

263 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 13, 2022 07:11 PM (SRRAx)

I swear to you I am tearing up for you here. I can't offer anything. I can feel your helplessness and what must just be a bottomless pit of misery and rage.

Ohhhhhh Teresa.......

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 07:17 PM (dscaa)

264 236 See ZeroHedge. Food riots in Sri Lanka. They're burning down politician's homes.

If the politicians aren't still in those homes I'm going to be disappointed.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2022 07:10 PM (ESjRY)

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Otherwise, what is the point?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 13, 2022 07:18 PM (h1jJh)

265 192 All right, I will just come out and say it - this fucking crap is what caught our second daughter in its spell, convinced her to start thinking that she was a lesbian in grade school, encouraged her to "embrace" this newfound sexuality in both middle school and high school, and shamed us into accepting this (despite thinking that she was confused).

These assholes ruined our daughter's life, and she ended up committing suicide almost 5 years ago.

I will NEVER forgive them for what they did to our family and so many others.
_______________

I read an awful story the other day about a CA mother whose daughter had been brainwashed into thinking she was transgender. The state took custody from the mother and put the girl in foster care (so she'd get "gender affirming care"). The girl ended up committing suicide at age 19 by kneeling on the track in front of an oncoming train.

It would be interesting to know the death toll from all this stuff. We always hear that we must "affirm" the gender choices of these mixed-up kids or they'll commit suicide, but what about all the once-normal kids whose lives have been ruined by this insanity?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 13, 2022 07:18 PM (k4dH2)

266
I also paid $42 for a 50 lb. bag of triple-17 the other day.

My father's mind is not hitting on nearly all 8 now, but I got it through to him that diesel fuel was over $5/gal. He couldn't believe it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 13, 2022 07:18 PM (Mzdiz)

267 They do not care how many ruined lives they leave in their wake. Sorry for your loss, Teresa.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 07:19 PM (5HBd1)

268 I'm sorry for your loss as well, Teresa. I want to see these evil monsters get the justice they deserve.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 13, 2022 07:19 PM (xxG/v)

269 TeresaiFW so sorry for your losses, read about it and wish I could have reached out to you when you were in my neighborhood. Prayers offered up frequently.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 13, 2022 07:19 PM (9unzF)

270 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 07:20 PM (3NKiY)

271 I have no words Theresa.

I have a gay daughter, but fortunately it is legit and she is not confused. She has been in a stable relationship for a number of years.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 13, 2022 07:20 PM (5p7BC)

272 And OT again, this video made me laugh. It takes place at a wedding.

https://tinyurl.com/4epat8ht

Oh, yes. I went to visit a woman and bring her Holy Communion today. She is in a assisted living and very vibrant mentally. I love her.. It is always a privilege to bring people communion so it was a good day today. Good night everyone. Hopefully you'll have a nice "cafe" from estimable Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 07:20 PM (fF2aM)

273 @258

>>Diesel prices are setting all-time records here.

Diesel is 6.50 near me.

We may see 8 dollar low-test and 15 dollar diesel by the middle of summer.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2022 07:20 PM (qmqSd)

274 Funny the gay activists never want to publicize that a large percentage of serial killers were homosexuals including Ernst Rhom and a whole lot of other Brownshirts.

They just want to claim historic heroes without proof.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 07:20 PM (eCqFY)

275 Teresa, I am so sorry your daughter was stolen.

God knows the pain. May you sense His comforting presence.

Posted by: Emmie at May 13, 2022 07:21 PM (6RgRK)

276 Publius, $5.39 here.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 07:21 PM (PORRQ)

277 How to repay the country that gives you asylum?

Extort a 15 year old boy for gay sex: https://bit.ly/38vQ6mZ

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 13, 2022 07:21 PM (SchxB)

278 not only did we give up the culture, we made our own culture illegal while also making it illegal to criticize their ...mental illness posing as culture.

so, thanks booomers.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 13, 2022 07:21 PM (OuH7W)

279 Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 07:15 PM (kXYt5)

Amen, Muldoon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 07:21 PM (fF2aM)

280 Historians like Hadrian because he went everywhere and left lots of inscriptions and monuments. Makes their job easier.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at May 13, 2022 07:21 PM (3DZIZ)

281 Damn willowed again

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 07:21 PM (eCqFY)

282 Night Fen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 07:22 PM (3NKiY)

283 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 13, 2022 07:00 PM (SRRAx)

----

My deepest condolences.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 13, 2022 07:22 PM (zL564)

284 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 07:22 PM (arJlL)

285 See ZeroHedge. Food riots in Sri Lanka. They're burning down politician's homes. They had put some "green organic farming" nonsense into law. Now there's not enough food.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 13, 2022 07:07 PM (Mzdiz)

Good. More please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 13, 2022 07:23 PM (R/m4+)

286 I also paid $42 for a 50 lb. bag of triple-17 the other day.
---------------

Just like old times when food took up one of the biggest portions of the pay check.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 07:23 PM (pLj8i)

287 Nood cafe

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 07:23 PM (bg3iC)

288 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 13, 2022 07:00 PM

Teresa, I have no words.

Prayers for you and all of your family.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2022 07:23 PM (RkC6l)

289 . The girl ended up committing suicide at age 19 by kneeling on the track in front of an oncoming train.

IIRC the story they trafficked her as soon as they got her out of her parent's house.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2022 07:24 PM (ESjRY)

290 Here's an editorial Paul McHugh, who was the Chief Psychiatrist at Johns Hopkins for many years, that puts much of this into perspective:

https://tinyurl.com/psv47ch4

"The long-term study—up to 30 years—followed 324 people who had sex-reassignment surgery. The study revealed that beginning about 10 years after having the surgery, the transgendered began to experience increasing mental difficulties. Most shockingly, their suicide mortality rose almost 20-fold above the comparable nontransgender population. "

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 13, 2022 07:24 PM (xxG/v)

291 Raggedy Ann's replacement will be worse I expect

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 07:25 PM (2JoB8)

292
How do you pronounce "Mx. Jax"?

Mister Jinks. He hates meeces to pieces.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2022 07:27 PM (63Dwl)

293 And we were getting along so well.
Go Rangers!
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 07:03 PM (ZLI7S)

Hahahaha...
Love Chris Drury, wish he'd stayed a Sabre.
And prior to my move to Buffalo, I was a Rangers fan from back in the Dave Maloney days. '79 was a special year...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 07:07 PM (BgMrQ)


It took a while to find it but here is an animated short "The Sweater" about a kid who wanted a Montreal Canadiens sweater but got a Toronto Maple Leaf sweater instead. It's a Classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgydkfnUEi8

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 13, 2022 07:29 PM (AiZBA)

294 Doc, I think I'm pregnant!
Yeah, you're having a son named Natty Light.

Posted by: Lexistexas at May 13, 2022 08:03 PM (bxHJA)

295 The Woke-ing Dead have to be coming for the drag-queens soon, right? The entire conceit of "drag queens" is that the idea of a man presenting himself as a woman is such a mind-blowing novelty that it belongs on a stage as a piece of entertainment... which seems to completely contradict their broader social-justice agenda of normalizing men doing exactly that in their routine day-to-day lives. When are these drag queens going to stop the HA-A-A-Y-TE!

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at May 13, 2022 08:32 PM (ljXWV)

296 Hmmm...I remember somebody mentioning something about immanentizing the eschaton...but this seems sort of the opposite of that.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 13, 2022 08:55 PM (S7une)

297 Remember folks,

We have 2 more years of this unless Putin pushes the button first...then all bets are off.

Sick blessing yo....

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 13, 2022 09:52 PM (J00IM)

298 Oh and for the record...my pronouns be

"Fuck Joe Biden."

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 13, 2022 09:54 PM (J00IM)

299 Can that mother fucker give like me? I say, fuck no.

Posted by: Sidney at May 13, 2022 10:17 PM (itAo5)

300 again.

here comes' the funny part.

If It's all inside?

Who's Inside?

Posted by: God bless you all! at May 13, 2022 11:43 PM (lIzh+)

301 keep an eye.

Posted by: 4 each other at May 13, 2022 11:45 PM (lIzh+)

302 Homosexual (i.e. woman-hating) male gets to mutilate girls by cutting their breasts off? the breasts he can never have, but covets?

Gee, how AFFIRMING of those girls' identity!

And how ecstatic this monster is!

Posted by: Beverly at May 15, 2022 02:53 AM (xeelq)

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