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Stephen MillerSteny Hoyer makes two amazing claims here: 1, you cannot criticize a president when America is at war. Oh, really? New rule, huh? and, even more importantly, 2, we're at war with Russia. Good to know. Good. to. know.
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Ace
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 05:13 PM (dscaa) 2
And now another earworm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 05:14 PM (3NKiY) 3
Hi all
Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 05:15 PM (qfLjt) 4
Good afternoon everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2022 05:15 PM (Msys3) 5
Ultra Shelves
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 13, 2022 05:15 PM (QYPq3) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:16 PM (V6f9+) 7
WHY ARE LEFTISTS ALLOWED TO LIE WITH IMPUNITY!?
-------------------- Because if they weren't, they would be completely silent. Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 05:16 PM (dscaa) 8
re nikki fried
She kind of has that wide mouth look that you expect to start smiling too wide and have needle teeth and almost bisect her skull... That was a horror trope from the 90s that has stuck with me. Yeesh. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 05:16 PM (3NKiY) 9
I don't think Irish are any more not tempered than anyone else.
It's just that they are always drunk. Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 05:16 PM (ZLI7S) 10
Willowed:
Often asked question: Can I eat wild hog As with most everything in life, yes, but... There are more than 24 diseases that people can get from wild hogs, the CDC notes. Most of these diseases make people sick when they eat undercooked meat. But brucellosis -- a risk factor with feral hog meat -- is different. https://bit.ly/3syauuy When the buzzards won't touch them, I feel no need to. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 05:17 PM (H4qIP) 11
I think the young cute girl in the Stacy's Mom video went on to become a world class sculptor and lives in Italy now.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 13, 2022 05:17 PM (R/m4+) Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:18 PM (0G13K) Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 05:18 PM (kjquW) 14
Willowed...
>>Heh, picked up a copy of Watership Downs today. Any comments from the morons on this one? There are a handful of books I re-read as often as I can, Call of The Wild, Alice in Wonderland and Watership Down. If you don't well up at the end of Watership Down, then, you're made of stone. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2022 05:18 PM (33rly) 15
This box checking, lying dyke taking over for Psaki will make Psaki look like the good old days. Probably sooner than later.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 13, 2022 05:18 PM (g9I+V) 16
And beligerent.
Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 05:18 PM (kjquW) WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 05:18 PM (DRSnL) 17
That was a horror trope from the 90s that has stuck with me. Yeesh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 05:16 PM (3NKiY) ----- Regenerators? Posted by: 496 at May 13, 2022 05:18 PM (U1eOr) 18
What a weird phony actressing little chunt. I watched two three-second videos of her. Is anything about her personality real?
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 05:18 PM (dscaa) 19
>>>She kind of has that wide mouth look that you expect to start smiling too wide and have needle teeth and almost bisect her skull...
yeah. She's not cute. I didn't want to just say she's ugly because i've been harsh on women's looks all week. But she's one of those people who just gets uglier and uglier the more you encounter them. At first, you're like "Meh." And then you're like Ughhh and then eventually you're like "This woman is fucking heinous." Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:19 PM (0G13K) 20
I dunno, I think Fried looks like a dude.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 13, 2022 05:19 PM (QYPq3) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 05:20 PM (FVME7) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:20 PM (V6f9+) 23
Not asking to be a mind reader, just use the common sense of a 13 year old.
FUCK JOE BIDEN AND EVERYBODY IN HIS JUNTA... AND EVERY SINGLE DEMOCRAT. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 13, 2022 05:20 PM (iDcra) 24
Put your baby on a treadmill.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 05:20 PM (63Dwl) 25
This box checking, lying dyke taking over for Psaki will make Psaki look like the good old days. Probably sooner than later.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 13, 2022 05:18 PM (g9I+V) Dats be rayciss! Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre, Sodomite at May 13, 2022 05:20 PM (R/m4+) Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2022 05:21 PM (WmGrA) 27
>>But she's one of those people who just gets uglier and uglier the more you encounter them. At first, you're like "Meh." And then you're like Ughhh and then eventually you're like "This woman is fucking heinous."
Her ugly sneaks up on you. Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 05:21 PM (kjquW) 28
>>>She kind of has that wide mouth look that you expect to start smiling too wide and have needle teeth and almost bisect her skull...
That was a horror trope from the 90s that has stuck with me. Yeesh. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 05:16 PM (3NKiY) Deliverance was in the 70s. Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 13, 2022 05:21 PM (QYPq3) 29
9 I don't think Irish are any more not tempered than anyone else.
It's just that they are always drunk. Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 05:16 PM (ZLI7S) Norwegians get drunk, we just get loud Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:21 PM (V6f9+) Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 05:21 PM (UuD2k) 31
20 I dunno, I think Fried looks like a dude.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 13, 2022 05:19 PM (QYPq3) I thought it was a tranny Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2022 05:21 PM (n/D3V) Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at May 13, 2022 05:21 PM (0G13K) Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2022 05:22 PM (33rly) 34
But she's one of those people who just gets uglier and uglier the more you encounter them. At first, you're like "Meh." And then you're like Ughhh and then eventually you're like "This woman is fucking heinous."
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:19 PM (0G13K) I think that's a fair take. The wide mouth thing is just a personal phobia. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 05:22 PM (3NKiY) 35
Oddly enough, research shows that people tend get better looking the more you get familiar with their face.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 05:22 PM (dscaa) 36
we're at war with Russia.
- Well, it's not a hot war and it's not a cold war. More a sous vide war. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 05:22 PM (FVME7) 37
Jenny Pflapjacks? What did Jen do that I missed?
Posted by: zagnut is best at May 13, 2022 05:22 PM (R+4P1) Posted by: gourmand du jour, font of unseriousness at May 13, 2022 05:22 PM (jTmQV) Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 05:22 PM (VhE0u) 40
I dunno, I think Fried looks like a dude.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 13, 2022 05:19 PM (QYPq3) The two halves of her face don't match. Did she have a stroke? Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 05:22 PM (DRSnL) Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2022 05:22 PM (BFigT) 42
>>>There are more than 24 diseases that people can get from wild hogs, the CDC notes. Most of these diseases make people sick when they eat undercooked meat. But brucellosis -- a risk factor with feral hog meat -- is different.
https://bit.ly/3syauuy When the buzzards won't touch them, I feel no need to. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 05:17 PM (H4qIP) So what you're saying is, it's still safer than being Beau Biden's widow. Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 13, 2022 05:23 PM (QYPq3) 43
Drinking an Ultra MAGA right now.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 13, 2022 05:23 PM (bVYXr) 44
>>>Supposedly this is what the same girl looks like, with and without the War-Paint.
Still not as bad as finding out your date has an Adam's Apple or worse. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 13, 2022 05:23 PM (SH2Zi) 45
Deliverance was in the 70s. Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 13, 2022 05:21 PM (QYPq3) You know, I have never actually seen it. Burt Reynolds was never a personal fave. Ned Beatty getting cornholed by rednecks was not a draw. Yeah, that about sums up my apathy in ever wanting to see it. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 05:23 PM (3NKiY) 46
Nikki Fried is not quality.
Posted by: Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey at May 13, 2022 05:23 PM (sWM8x) 47
41 Life during wartime....
Got it. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2022 05:22 PM (BFigT) Well, that's more of an 80's tune and I was going with the 90's...but I can cue it up. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:23 PM (V6f9+) 48
Nikki looks a more than a little Fried.
Posted by: Darth Randall at May 13, 2022 05:23 PM (zL564) 49
>>> At some point, when someone with a decent body (and let's face it, if you like her breasts, you can have them too for the low low price of $4799.99 each)
I just realized something incredible. Boob jobs are much more than the cost of lasik. If they could somehow devise a laser eye surgery that magnified the image of boobs on a guy's retinas women wouldn't need to get boob jobs and we would all save money. This might actually stop inflation and put the nation back on the right track all by itself. Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 05:23 PM (QzpS1) 50
re: Florida's 1st Female Gov.
Should have gone more Frida Kahlo and less Keith Herring with those eybrows, though. Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 05:23 PM (kjquW) 51
Jenny Pflapjacks? What did Jen do that I missed?
Posted by: zagnut is best at May 13, 2022 05:22 PM (R+4P1) Invited the Press Pool to a game of doubles tether ball. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 13, 2022 05:23 PM (SH2Zi) 52
I absolutely loathed that song "Stacy's mom", Stacy Mom always sounded like a groomer to me, or if not completely inappropriate with someone the age of her daughter.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 05:24 PM (fF2aM) 53
Oh those Irish, they sure are prone to fisticuffs and violence!
________________ Will Biden's new press secretary leave office and say "sorry if I was sometimes feisty. You know how prone to violence we black folks are!" Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 13, 2022 05:24 PM (k4dH2) 54
I've been saying makeup is witchcraft. But camera angles make a huge difference as well. The camera angle in the second part would make her look worse than she really is in real life.
Rogan speaking common sense is why they wanted to cancel him. Nikki Fried has good boobs/a good surgeon /good bra, but I agree with Ace's assessment. I bet she complains women aren't taken seriously, though.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math 55
This is a long distance dedication to a farmer with a taste for gin.
Talking Heads - Life During Wartime https://youtu.be/jLwZvg46jms Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:24 PM (V6f9+) 56
>>>35 Oddly enough, research shows that people tend get better looking the more you get familiar with their face.
I think there is a bias in that study: Namely, that you are choosing to spend more time with that person, which means that you like that person. what if you're forced to keep seeing Nikki Fried's sun-damaged botched-plastic-surgery mug every five seconds? Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:25 PM (0G13K) 57
Nikki Fried is gross
Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2022 05:25 PM (NpAcC) 58
The cutesy "Nikki" name is extremely grating for a politician. Seriously she is phony even for a Democrat.
She makes Donkey Chompers seem like she's been certified 100% authentic by Sotheby's. Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 05:25 PM (dscaa) 59
GABBBBBIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 05:25 PM (dscaa) 60
She'll Br Florida's first female gov the same way Hillary is the first female president.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math 61
Calling Nikki Fried a butterface is unfair. To butterfaces. Because apart from being thin, there's not much evidence that the rest of her is anything but butter. And she's definitely a butterpersonality. She can butterfuckoff with the hot girl routine.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2022 05:25 PM (KFhLj) 62
This box checking, lying dyke taking over for Psaki will make Psaki look like the good old days. Probably sooner than later.
* It was either this or the Supreme Court. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 13, 2022 05:25 PM (udLfr) 63
*be*
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math 64
I thought Joe was Welsh, and Psaki was Chech.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 05:25 PM (yQpMk) 65
>> 7 Jenny Pflapjacks? What did Jen do that I missed?
The news was so bad she tried flashing cleavage yesterday. We're still looking. Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 13, 2022 05:25 PM (uWF4x) 66
Sorry you have to swing by hell with such regularity, Ace.
Next time you're there, tell McCain its a pleasure not to see his name on the ballot this election cycle. Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 13, 2022 05:26 PM (TNyrE) 67
There are four plants that make infant formula in the US. A whopping total of four. One goes down, thanks to the FDA worried about contamination. Supply chain problems also contributed. So why in the fuck are there are four plants? Why is the supply so vulnerable? Govt. and crony capitalism. Formula is regulated like drugs by the FDA. It's almost impossible for any new company to get into the business. Why don't we import it? Well, same regulations won't allow foreign sources -- don't meet FDA "standards". Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 13, 2022 05:26 PM (Mzdiz) 68
1, you cannot criticize a president when America is at war.
--- I think that's exactly what the "Most Qualified Candidate for President Ever" did when she said "Dissent is patriotic". Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2022 05:26 PM (krQz2) 69
It's just that they are always drunk.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 05:16 PM (ZLI7S) ~~~~~ One thing I'll say about the Irish, they're not obsessed with poop, unlike some other Europeans who live between France and Poland. Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 05:26 PM (VhE0u) 70
52 I absolutely loathed that song "Stacy's mom", Stacy Mom always sounded like a groomer to me, or if not completely inappropriate with someone the age of her daughter.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 05:24 PM (fF2aM) Probably, but the closer a dude is to a teenager, the less problem he has with it. I know it makes no sense. I know it may be (and probably is) a morally flawed view. But in my gut, I still think of it as two completely different things. I guess I know how I felt as a teenager still. Ms Palko. Mmmmm. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 05:26 PM (3NKiY) Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 05:26 PM (ZLI7S) 72
Hey honey, two recommendations: Some SPF 50 sunblock and a time machine.
Posted by: Ace at 05:13 PM She's only 44?! Yikes. Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 05:26 PM (DRSnL) 73
Testing.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 13, 2022 05:27 PM (rF64X) 74
what if you're forced to keep seeing Nikki Fried's sun-damaged botched-plastic-surgery mug every five seconds?
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:25 PM (0G13K) She looks like she could peel it off at any time and underneath would be Tom Cruise. Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 05:27 PM (dscaa) 75
"Ultra MAGA" took six months to think up? Here's one they can have for nothing. "Jpe Biden: He puts the POS in POTUS".
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 13, 2022 05:27 PM (g9I+V) 76
I'm Irish.
I've been known to toss back a couple. I've never EVER been a drunken fight. Or a fight at all really. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2022 05:27 PM (Tvvj2) 77
She's only 44?! Yikes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 05:26 PM (DRSnL Omg. She is just a year older than me. Eek. Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 13, 2022 05:27 PM (rF64X) 78
Nikki Fried has some big fake boobs.
Would because she looks like she is a Friday Evening to Monday Morning type of gal. One of those surprises you find in a hotel bar or at a rest stop. * locks myself in Horny Jail * Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 13, 2022 05:27 PM (z/RrG) 79
I'd be willing to pull Nikki Fried's hair.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 05:27 PM (eCqFY) Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 05:28 PM (yQpMk) 81
Why don't we import it? Well, same regulations won't allow foreign sources -- don't meet FDA "standards".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 13, 2022 05:26 PM (Mzdiz) There is enough baby formula in the US. It's out in several states because WIC gives a single manufacturer a virtual monopoly, so the competitors don't bother shipping much to the states they don't have the WIC contract in. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 05:28 PM (UuD2k) 82
It takes effort to lose to Charlie Crist nowadays, but doggone-it, Nikki just may do it.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 13, 2022 05:28 PM (T6NRc) 83
>>One thing I'll say about the Irish, they're not obsessed with poop, unlike some other Europeans who live between France and Poland.
That was uncalled for. Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 05:28 PM (ZLI7S) 84
> Please mutilate your language to conform with our mutilated bodies. Thank you.
A Wisconsin school district filed a Title IX complaint against three middle schoolers for refusing to refer to a student by their pretend pronouns. 13 year olds are being charged with "sexual harassment" over this crap. It's not enough to keep your head down and just try to be nice. You will be made to comply. https://bit.ly/3FHsw2Y Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 05:28 PM (eyxn4) 85
>>what if you're forced to keep seeing Nikki Fried's sun-damaged botched-plastic-surgery mug every five seconds?
Like a scene cut from Jacob's Ladder. Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 05:28 PM (kjquW) Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022 05:28 PM (dPSi6) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:29 PM (V6f9+) 88
I thought Joe was Welsh
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 05:25 PM (yQpMk) --- Life's been good to him. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2022 05:29 PM (krQz2) 89
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 05:26 PM (3NKiY)
Summer of 42 was my favorite movie as a kid. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 05:29 PM (eCqFY) 90
hiya
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 05:29 PM (arJlL) Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 13, 2022 05:29 PM (uWF4x) 92
CBP overwhelmed at the border. SHOOT TO KILL. That is what is known as a deterrent. Meh, what do I know, right? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2022 05:30 PM (s2VJv) 93
I've never EVER been a drunken fight. Or a fight at all really.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2022 05:27 PM (Tvvj2) I don't know, remember the time I thought I was going to have to break up you and WDS? Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 05:30 PM (DRSnL) 94
Charlie Crist is probably even getting more dick than Nikki Fried.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 13, 2022 05:30 PM (xPl2J) 95
SPF 50, IS THAT WHAT WE A RE CALLING TWO BROWN BAGS?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 13, 2022 05:30 PM (iDcra) 96
The Irish are fine people, except for the alcoholism and rampant raping, which they call "tough love".
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 13, 2022 05:30 PM (RNwJC) Posted by: mikethemoose at May 13, 2022 05:31 PM (idFFX) 98
The power of my cans compels you!
Posted by: Nikki "Cans" Fried at May 13, 2022 05:31 PM (krQz2) 99
I don't know, remember the time I thought I was going to have to break up you and WDS?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 05:30 PM (DRSnL) That's what the hose is for. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 05:31 PM (yQpMk) 100
No way she's 44.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 13, 2022 05:31 PM (rF64X) 101
Ace, did you hear that the CEO of Moderna was asked why the Covid-19 virus had a patented Moderna sequence in it? He stumbled and tried his best to avoid discussing it, but he did two very interesting things.
One, he confirmed it is true. Because he said his team was investigating. Two, he wasn't surprised. Notice that especially. He acts like a bioweapons lab having a copy of his patented product is perfectly normal. https://youtu.be/FesspOSV4ZA Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 13, 2022 05:31 PM (udLfr) 102
She's not all that, but I see no need to edit her tweets.
Posted by: Nina Jankabitch at May 13, 2022 05:31 PM (sWM8x) 103
Nikki Fried, yeah, got the whole "Shoulders back so the chest is prominent" thing going on.
However, that face has more than a few miles on it. Couple it with shrill harpy communist and feminist thought pattern and one has the the trifecta of a woman to run away from. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 05:31 PM (5pTK/) 104
Who keeps bankrolling Charlie Crist on all these election runs?
Posted by: lowandslow at May 13, 2022 05:32 PM (qH6FZ) Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2022 05:32 PM (krQz2) 106
> I absolutely loathed that song "Stacy's mom", Stacy Mom always sounded like a groomer to me, or if not completely inappropriate with someone the age of her daughter.
From what I remember, the only thing the mom did wrong was to come out in a towel. That's definitely not appropriate, but is it grooming? The singer also claims Stacy's mom stared at him, but teenaged boys are legendary for their ability to misread female intentions. Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 05:32 PM (eyxn4) 107
The Verve - Bitter Sweet Symphony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74 Trivia -the band has only recently gotten royalties for this song, due to a lawsuit by the Rolling Stones' management. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:33 PM (V6f9+) 108
>>>She's only 44?! Yikes.
You need to post your skin care regimen on TikTok, people are dying to know what to avoid. Posted by: mikethemoose at May 13, 2022 05:33 PM (idFFX) 109
>>> 93 I've never EVER been a drunken fight. Or a fight at all really.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2022 05:27 PM (Tvvj2) I don't know, remember the time I thought I was going to have to break up you and WDS? Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 05:30 PM (DRSnL) *wonders how many 'Rons will ask for pics* Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 13, 2022 05:33 PM (llON8) 110
Stacey 's mom is one fine looking woman, but offhand can't tell you who it is
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 05:33 PM (2JoB8) 111
>>> CBP overwhelmed at the border. SHOOT TO KILL.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2022 05:30 PM (s2VJv) CBP is what CB uses when he doesn't have ready access to CBD. Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 05:33 PM (QzpS1) 112
>>>However, that face has more than a few miles on it.
One time I was flying over Utah and the captain said "if you look out the right side of the plane, you can see Nikki Fried's face." Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:33 PM (0G13K) 113
36 we're at war with Russia.
- Well, it's not a hot war and it's not a cold war. More a sous vide war. Is sous vide like bain-marie ? Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 05:33 PM (qfLjt) 114
I'm neither a dude nor a teenager and wasn't in 2010. I guess that's why I didn't like it. Obviously it's from his point of view. I'm reacting from the POV of a mother who'd probably brain someone I thought was subtly coming onto my daughter's boyfrend (If I had a daughter) I'd feel like braining someone if I thought they were coming onto my son if the person was old enough to be his mother too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 05:34 PM (fF2aM) 115
>>One time I was flying over Utah and the captain said "if you look out the right side of the plane, you can see Nikki Fried's face."
That's fucking funny. Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 05:34 PM (kjquW) 116
110 Stacey 's mom is one fine looking woman, but offhand can't tell you who it is
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 05:33 PM (2JoB Rachel Hunter Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:34 PM (V6f9+) 117
The singer also claims Stacy's mom stared at him, but teenaged boys are legendary for their ability to misread female intentions.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 05:32 PM (eyxn4) 'Teenaged' boys? Yes, that is completely true! Just teenagers. *shifty eyes* Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 05:34 PM (3NKiY) 118
>>>One time I was flying over Utah and the captain said "if you look out the right side of the plane, you can see Nikki Fried's face."
this is a good joke but I toed it, i didn't write it right but I'm too tired to figure out the right way to do it now Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:34 PM (0G13K) 119
That chick is ugly AF.
Posted by: Max Power at May 13, 2022 05:34 PM (v1yZP) 120
Nikki Fried ?
One of those gals who almost looks like a dude. Not a manly dude. Not even a works at Starbuck's weenie dude. A work's at Pinkberry dude. Not sure her boob job is great either they look asymmetrical and canted to one another. Like an owl's earholes. At least, in that short video. Discount Boobs R US - is not the place to go for your biguns, ladies. Nice enough for a one night stand, not world class at all. Almost dude face and lizard lips are bit of a turn off for me. Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2022 05:34 PM (OK0YZ) 121
Nikki isn't attractive at all. The agricultural secretary job hasn't prepared her for success. she should've stayed on the farm.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 13, 2022 05:35 PM (0OmEj) 122
By the way, Steny, Biden, supposedly, is "president." I seem to recall a SOTU wherein the CiC, which would be Biden, was dismissive of Russia making a "minor" incursion into Ukraine.
Those of us with a functioning brain knew resident Biden had just green lit the Russian invasion of Ukraine. So, yeah, Biden has earned every single bit of criticism he's received. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 05:35 PM (5pTK/) 123
One time I was flying over Utah and the captain said "if you look out the right side of the plane, you can see Nikki Fried's face."
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:33 PM (0G13K) Cruel, but we'll let it stand. Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 13, 2022 05:35 PM (rF64X) 124
thanks garrett, i wasn't sure if people would get the image of what utah and nevada look like from a plane
i should have said nevada Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:35 PM (0G13K) 125
"Stacy's Mom" is a funny song because the protagonist of the story, the young man, is so wrapped up in his ridiculous fantasies about the Mom that he doesn't realize that Stacy, who is quite attractive as well as being HIS AGE, is desperate for his attention.
A lesson for you Morons: Don't let your fantasies c*ck-block reality! Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022 05:35 PM (dPSi6) 126
The two halves of her face don't match. Did she have a stroke? Posted by: Jordan61 Transporter malfunction. Posted by: James T. Kirk at May 13, 2022 05:35 PM (63Dwl) 127
We were discussing earlier this week that Republicans were working with democrats to declare Russia a terrorist state.
We will soon be at permanent war footing with Russia. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 13, 2022 05:35 PM (udLfr) 128
110 Stacey 's mom is one fine looking woman, but offhand can't tell you who it is
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 05:33 PM (2JoB Rachel Hunter, some Kiwi model. Posted by: Thrawn at May 13, 2022 05:35 PM (Rl7KJ) 129
I prosecuted charges against a frequent flier barroom brawler and girlfriend batterer on several occasions. His name was something like Geronimo O'Reilly and when the judge finally gave him some fairly serious lockup time he told her he was half Apache and half Irish and he couldn't help it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 05:35 PM (FVME7) 130
>>> 121 Nikki isn't attractive at all. The agricultural secretary job hasn't prepared her for success. she should've stayed on the farm.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 13, 2022 05:35 PM (0OmEj) So you're saying she wasn't positioned for success? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 13, 2022 05:35 PM (llON8) 131
>>One of those gals who almost looks like a dude.
Go back and stare at 'her' eyebrows. I swear she turns into a dude in under 2 secods. Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 05:35 PM (kjquW) 132
The singer also claims Stacy's mom stared at him, but teenaged boys are legendary for their ability to misread female intentions.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 05:32 PM (eyxn4) Concur. The teenager is infatuated with Stacy's Mom in the video but she hardly even knows he exists, except for fucking up her lawn while day dreaming about her. It's pretty funny. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 13, 2022 05:35 PM (R/m4+) 133
A lesson for you Morons: Don't let your fantasies c*ck-block reality!
Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022 05:35 PM (dPSi6) Let's be real here... *everyone here knows what should go in this section of the text* Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 13, 2022 05:36 PM (b2nrj) 134
this is a good joke but I toed it, i didn't write it right but I'm too tired to figure out the right way to do it now
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:34 PM (0G13K William Shatner picked her out of a line up. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 05:36 PM (eCqFY) 135
>>>Not sure her boob job is great either they look asymmetrical and canted to one another.
it looks like the silicone gels have become sentient and are attempting to dominate each other. "Left" is winning the power struggle. Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:36 PM (0G13K) 136
>>>This box checking, lying dyke taking over for Psaki will make Psaki look like the good old days. Probably sooner than later.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 13, 2022 05:18 PM (g9I+V) You misspelled "instantly" Posted by: Max Power at May 13, 2022 05:36 PM (v1yZP) 137
96 The Irish are fine people, except for the alcoholism and rampant raping, which they call "tough love".
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 13, 2022 05:30 PM (RNwJC) Reminds me of the joke about foreplay: Q: What's an Irishman say during foreplay? A: "Brace yourself, Bridget!" Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 13, 2022 05:36 PM (La6gB) 138
that's a bald dude with a wig and fake tiddies
Posted by: x at May 13, 2022 05:37 PM (uQFwj) 139
>>A work's at Pinkberry dude.
*In a Gruff Voice* Welcome to Crumble Cookies. How may I help you? Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 05:37 PM (kjquW) 140
Don't know who Nikki Freid is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 05:37 PM (fF2aM) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:37 PM (V6f9+) 142
this is a good joke but I toed it, i didn't write it right but I'm too tired to figure out the right way to do it now
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:34 PM (0G13K) It is really hard to do a facial erosion joke without getting too far into dude realm and squicking the 'ettes. I have started and deleted two attempts already. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 05:37 PM (3NKiY) 143
She got a mouth like a halibut.
Posted by: Bosk at May 13, 2022 05:37 PM (x6uUk) 144
125 "Stacy's Mom" is a funny song because the protagonist of the story, the young man, is so wrapped up in his ridiculous fantasies about the Mom that he doesn't realize that Stacy, who is quite attractive as well as being HIS AGE, is desperate for his attention.
A lesson for you Morons: Don't let your fantasies c*ck-block reality! Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022 05:35 PM (dPSi6) Sure, but maybe that he wasn't paying Stacey any mind made her want him more? Posted by: Thrawn at May 13, 2022 05:37 PM (Rl7KJ) 145
>>> Let's be real here... *everyone here knows what should go in this section of the text*
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 13, 2022 05:36 PM (b2nrj) A "u"? Posted by: David French at May 13, 2022 05:37 PM (QzpS1) 146
thanks garrett, i wasn't sure if people would get the image of what utah and nevada look like from a plane
i should have said nevada Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:35 PM (0G13K) It was funny, Ace. Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 13, 2022 05:37 PM (rF64X) 147
>>> 127 We were discussing earlier this week that Republicans were working with democrats to declare
We will soon be at permanent war footing with Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 13, 2022 05:35 PM (udLfr) Posted by: MiniTru at May 13, 2022 05:37 PM (llON8) 148
It's Mr Clean in drag.
Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 05:38 PM (kjquW) 149
it looks like the silicone gels have become sentient and are attempting to dominate each other. "Left" is winning the power struggle.
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:36 PM (0G13K) lol Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:38 PM (V6f9+) 150
A Wisconsin school district filed a Title IX complaint against three middle schoolers for refusing to refer to a student by their pretend pronouns.
13 year olds are being charged with "sexual harassment" over this crap. It's not enough to keep your head down and just try to be nice. You will be made to comply. _____________ They should sue. The government can't compel speech, and it may also be a violation of the students' religious rights if they believe that a person is the sex they were born and can't change their sex. (So the government would be forcing them to violate their religious beliefs by using words they don't believe are true). Even John (it's a tax) Roberts gets this: "freedom of speech prohibits the government from telling people what they must say." Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 13, 2022 05:38 PM (k4dH2) 151
127 We were discussing earlier this week that Republicans were working with democrats to declare Russia a terrorist state.
We will soon be at permanent war footing with Russia. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 13, 2022 05:35 PM (udLfr) I'm sure this will not end terribly. *sarc* At least in the end there will be only chaos. So I've heard, anyway. Posted by: Thrawn at May 13, 2022 05:38 PM (Rl7KJ) 152
@127
>>We will soon be at permanent war footing with Russia. Well, we just got our asses kicked out of Afghanistan after 20 years and The MIC is getting blue balls right about now not having some War funding. I think it's crazy to get into a hot war with a nuclear power, but that's just me, I would have picked South America, preferably Suriname or perhaps Costa Rica. At least we would have a chance of actually winning. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2022 05:38 PM (33rly) 153
Peppermint Patty CockPsucki is one. . . . . of many. . . . . . .down on their knees. . . . . . servicing the Chicago Thug in Chief, the Great Calmer of the Oceans, the Manchurian Transformer. . . . the Odildo
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Whores & Obama acolytes at May 13, 2022 05:38 PM (5DfsO) 154
Will Biden's new press secretary leave office and say "sorry if I was sometimes feisty. You know how prone to violence we black folks are!"
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 13, 2022 05:24 PM (k4dH2) Knife fights are a part of their culture, Bigot. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 05:39 PM (yQpMk) 155
Even her boobs cannot be fair and balanced.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 05:39 PM (3NKiY) 156
>>A lesson for you Morons: Don't let your fantasies c*ck-block reality!
I dated a girl in high school whose mom modeled women's clothes for a few magazines. She was exceedingly and distractingly hot. I mean her daughter was cute but mom was sizzling. I managed to walk away empty handed do to lack focus. Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 05:39 PM (ZLI7S) 157
seriously that Nikki Fried tiktok clip is the most obnoxiously narcissistic thing I have ever seen in my life
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:39 PM (0G13K) 158
The two halves of her face don't match. Did she have a stroke?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 05:22 PM (DRSnL) ------------ Years ago, a gal showed up at work, and both halves of her face definitely didn't match. She'd only been able to put on half her make-up on the way to work. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 05:39 PM (5pTK/) 159
I'm sure this will not end terribly. *sarc*
At least in the end there will be only chaos. So I've heard, anyway. Posted by: Thrawn * The trick is to realize that it has nothing to do with Russia. They've got PATRIOT Act II ready to go. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 13, 2022 05:39 PM (udLfr) 160
143 She got a mouth like a halibut.
Posted by: Bosk at May 13, 2022 05:37 PM (x6uUk) I would have said Northern Pike. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 05:39 PM (3NKiY) Posted by: 496 at May 13, 2022 05:40 PM (U1eOr) 162
I don't know, remember the time I thought I was going to have to break up you and WDS?
Posted by: Jordan61 Hey Just because we were screaming "fuck you" at each other at 2am on the back patio means nothing. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2022 05:40 PM (Tvvj2) 163
Six months to get ultra MAGA? What a bunch of fags
Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 05:40 PM (4MP+l) Posted by: DaveA at May 13, 2022 05:40 PM (FhXTo) 165
The Biden administration is setting the stage to hand ultimate control of America’s health care system and U.S. national sovereignty over to the World Health Organization (WHO).
https://is.gd/L9qLxH Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 05:40 PM (qfLjt) 166
Fried looks like she's got two stacks of frozen hamburger patties stuffed down her shirt.
And that look on her face is THE EX-WIFE IS COMING FOR YOUR SHIT face. Yikes. And her last name is pronounced "Freed", naturally, but it looks like "Fry-ed", as in: "Dood, you bogarted that entire blunt, and now you're so FRY-ED!!!" Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022 05:41 PM (dPSi6) 167
Still would.
Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 13, 2022 05:41 PM (z/RrG) 168
The lead singer of House of Wayne died almost in the very beginning of Covid from that.
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 05:41 PM (2JoB8) 169
>>> 165 The Biden administration is setting the stage to hand ultimate control of America’s health care system and U.S. national sovereignty over to the World Health Organization (WHO).
https://is.gd/L9qLxH Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 05:40 PM (qfLjt) *tee hee* Posted by: Great Resetters at May 13, 2022 05:41 PM (llON8) 170
Nikki Fried only got elected because that corrupt election official in Palm Beach found her enough votes.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 13, 2022 05:41 PM (xPl2J) 171
>>I dated a girl in high school whose mom modeled women's clothes for a few magazines. She was exceedingly and distractingly hot. I mean her daughter was cute but mom was sizzling.
Girl I dated in college. Super attractive blonde. Later, after graduation, she set me up with her sister. A super attractive brunette. Then I met their Mom. OMG. Made them both look like gutter trash. Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 05:42 PM (kjquW) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:42 PM (V6f9+) 173
163 Six months to get ultra MAGA? What a bunch of fags
Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 05:40 PM (4MP+l) Maybe when Joe was first in office and People didn't know the crap he would do it might have worked but now with everything gone to hell the Folks are longing for MAGA... Ultra MAGA even more Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2022 05:42 PM (hSexu) 174
Black don't crack, chique
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at May 13, 2022 05:42 PM (b+v9B) 175
Picked up a bottle of Barr Hill gin this week.
If you're a gin fan, please try it. I've had that as well. It's quite good. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2022 05:42 PM (KFhLj) 176
Her eyebrow shape is not helping. She looks hard, like someone who has gleefully destroyed several men. That's an evil smile, like she is eagerly awaiting torturing her next victim.
I guess that could appeal to feminist harpies. Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 13, 2022 05:42 PM (rF64X) 177
Sorry, that last one was from 2001. I always remember Train being a 90's band.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:42 PM (V6f9+) 178
I'm all for Mega MAGA
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 05:43 PM (2JoB8) 179
Hey
Just because we were screaming "fuck you" at each other at 2am on the back patio means nothing. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2022 05:40 PM (Tvvj2) ----------------- I see, so, a booze fueled intellectual discussion. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 05:43 PM (5pTK/) 180
>>> 179 Hey
Just because we were screaming "fuck you" at each other at 2am on the back patio means nothing. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2022 05:40 PM (Tvvj2) ----------------- I see, so, a booze fueled intellectual discussion. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 05:43 PM (5pTK/) Who amongst the Horde has not participated in such? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 13, 2022 05:43 PM (llON8) 181
Wow. Governor tits is a serious candidate!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 13, 2022 05:43 PM (eJn7u) 182
Sure, but maybe that he wasn't paying Stacey any mind made her want him more?
Posted by: Thrawn I suppose it IS possible that the Lad was playing a Spock-like 4 dimensional chess match with Stacy and her MILF, er . . . Mom. But at his age, I doubt it. Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022 05:43 PM (dPSi6) 183
RE: cancelling of oil leases...
I wonder at what price point the individual states just say, "Fuck it, Feds! We're taking our land back to develop as we see fit! Try and stop us, we double dog dare you!" Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 05:44 PM (K5n5d) 184
Stacey 's mom is one fine looking woman, but offhand can't tell you who it is
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 05:33 PM (2JoB Rachel Hunter, some Kiwi model. Posted by: Thrawn at May 13, 2022 05:35 PM (Rl7KJ) Puddle of Mudd singer , Wes Scantlin has a song about Rachel Hunter who he dated briefly. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 05:44 PM (eCqFY) 185
Black don't crack, chique
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at May 13, 2022 05:42 PM (b+v9B) No, it don't. Unless the black is on crack. Or meth. Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 13, 2022 05:44 PM (rF64X) 186
>>>181 Wow. Governor tits is a serious candidate!
i think she'd take that as a compliment, actually Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:44 PM (0G13K) Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 05:45 PM (AJLeZ) 188
I saw Mudflap-Chested Floozy open for Vin Diesel in Fast & Furious 69.
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 05:45 PM (OhaTs) 189
>>> 183 RE: cancelling of oil leases...
I wonder at what price point the individual states just say, "Fuck it, Feds! We're taking our land back to develop as we see fit! Try and stop us, we double dog dare you!" Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 05:44 PM (K5n5d) At what point did former members of the USSR tell Moscow something along those lines? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 13, 2022 05:45 PM (llON8) 190
Freid sort of looks like that Florida Woman that took off her cloths at the Dennys and started throwing dishes at people. Just not as attractive.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 05:45 PM (yQpMk) 191
>>>Puddle of Mudd singer , Wes Scantlin has a song about Rachel Hunter who he dated briefly.
funny, i was thinking about them because I always think of puddle of mudd when I think about fountains of wayne. My friend had them on the same mixtape. Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:45 PM (0G13K) 192
Here you go if you haven't heard:
"Sens. Richard Blumenthal and Lindsey Graham on Tuesday introduced a resolution to designate Russia as a state sponsor of terrorism..." https://tinyurl.com/37m323cr Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 13, 2022 05:45 PM (udLfr) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 05:45 PM (bg3iC) 194
Get your Nikki Fried jokes in now because she's not going to be around long. You know, like the McDonalds McRib.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 05:45 PM (FVME7) Posted by: 496 at May 13, 2022 05:45 PM (U1eOr) 196
Psaki had to refer to notes to send accolades to her cow-orkers while heaping praise upon herself.
#genuine Posted by: golfman at May 13, 2022 05:46 PM (hOMhY) 197
What did you have for lunch, gin or whiskey?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 05:26 PM (ZLI7S) ---------- That was uncalled for. Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 05:28 PM (ZLI7S) ~~~~~ Apology accepted! Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 05:46 PM (VhE0u) 198
"At what point did former members of the USSR tell Moscow something along those lines?"
When the checks started bouncing... Posted by: gourmand du jour, font of unseriousness at May 13, 2022 05:46 PM (jTmQV) 199
The Biden administration is setting the stage to hand ultimate control of America’s health care system and U.S. national sovereignty over to the World Health Organization (WHO).
https://is.gd/L9qLxH Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 05:40 PM (qfLjt) --- I wonder how that will play into the abortion issue when WHO starts issuing regulations in line with Europe and other nations around the world... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 05:46 PM (K5n5d) 200
Sens. Richard Blumenthal and Lindsey Graham on Tuesday introduced a resolution to designate Russia as a state sponsor of terrorism..."
https://tinyurl.com/37m323cr Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 13, 2022 05:45 PM (udLfr) Umm, why? Lindsey Graham is just... ugh. Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 13, 2022 05:46 PM (rF64X) 201
> this is a good joke but I toed it, i didn't write it right but I'm too tired to figure out the right way to do it now
My attempt: I once stared for minutes at a photo of the wild, and untamed badlands of Utah. As I lost myself in the picture, and my mind wandered, my subconscious screamed something was wrong. My mind snapped into focus and I realized the photo was a closeup of Nikki Fried. Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 05:46 PM (eyxn4) 202
it looks like the silicone gels have become sentient and are attempting to dominate each other. "Left" is winning the power struggle.
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:36 PM (0G13K) The Left Power Boob is about to put the Iron Areola on Righty. Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2022 05:47 PM (OK0YZ) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:47 PM (V6f9+) 204
I read that book-101 Ways to Start a Fight. It was written by some Irish fella.
Posted by: Hints From Heloise at May 13, 2022 05:47 PM (g6+Ik) 205
Looking at Nikki Fried reminds me how hard being a progressive is on the looks of women. The constant, hatred, anger, scorn and scowling takes such a toll over time turning women whom were, in their youth, good looking, into hags, or addicted to cosmetic surgery. It's really like the dark side of the force, it just rots your physical appearance until you look like hatred itself.
I wonder what AOC is going to look like she hits 40. Posted by: mikethemoose at May 13, 2022 05:47 PM (idFFX) 206
The Biden administration is setting the stage to hand ultimate control of America’s health care system and U.S. national sovereignty over to the World Health Organization (WHO).
https://is.gd/L9qLxH Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 05:40 PM "In its current form, the WHO does not possess such powers ...To move on with the treaty, WHO therefore needs to be empowered -- financially, and politically..." "Treaty" you keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means. Oh and that $hit won't fly in Texas. Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 13, 2022 05:47 PM (bVYXr) Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 05:47 PM (kjquW) 208
Six months to get ultra MAGA? What a bunch of fags
Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 05:40 PM (4MP+l) -------------- They probably just sat around and wanked off for the 6 months until the day before the deadline. Someone mentioned "ultra", with someone else saying "brilliant!". Where can I submit a resume for one of these gigs? Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 13, 2022 05:48 PM (TNyrE) 209
Years ago, a gal showed up at work, and both halves of her face definitely didn't match. She'd only been able to put on half her make-up on the way to work. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing Let that be her last battlefield. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2022 05:48 PM (63Dwl) 210
The Left Power Boob is about to put the Iron Areola on Righty.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2022 05:47 PM (OK0YZ) The People's Nipple! Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 05:48 PM (yQpMk) 211
Umm, why?
Lindsey Graham is just... ugh. * It$ a my$tery. See also this video clip of John McCain and Lindsay Graham from 2016 https://youtu.be/JeWHviwLMy8 There is huge money to be skimmed. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 13, 2022 05:48 PM (udLfr) Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 05:48 PM (kjquW) 213
Go scroll through nikki's Twitter.... Shes a staunch supporter of baby murder. Figures.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 13, 2022 05:48 PM (0OmEj) 214
>>> Sorry, that last one was from 2001. I always remember Train being a 90's band.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:42 PM (V6f9+) The lead was on red eye a lot. Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 05:48 PM (QzpS1) 215
So Lindsay wants some of that Ukrainian money too
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 05:48 PM (2JoB8) 216
"Sens. Richard Blumenthal and Lindsey Graham on Tuesday introduced a resolution to designate Russia as a state sponsor of terrorism..."
https://tinyurl.com/37m323cr Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 13, 2022 05:45 PM (udLfr) ------------ Hoyer says we're at war with Russia, now these two light in the loafers and brain pan fools decide to poke the Bear even more. These people are trying to turn the East Coast into a pile of glowing nuclear ash. Rhetorical: Is anyone in our government not trying to get us killed? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 05:48 PM (5pTK/) 217
Well, if the tranny journalists want to make news, they could try committing suicide in various novel, violent, and bloody ways, on camera. It's not like they won't do it eventually, anyway, so why not get some clicks out of the deal?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 05:48 PM (rU0Wj) 218
It's not called a Paddy Wagon for nothing.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 05:49 PM (eCqFY) 219
As a parting gift Psaki gave all of the WH staff an autographed headshot.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 05:49 PM (bg3iC) 220
I managed to walk away empty handed do to lack focus.
Posted by: JackStraw Back when I was 24 or so, I met a woman who was also 24, was a singer in a band, a swimsuit model, had her own business doing interior design, liked to fish, hunt, shoot, garden, play any sport, hike, etc., etc. She was nuts about me, and I knew it. So, instead of her, I married someone who was none of those things I just typed above, including being nuts about me. I chose . . . poorly. Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022 05:49 PM (lA5kl) 221
Lindsay wants some of that Ukrainian money too
Posted by: Skip * Watch that 2016 video clip in 2011 and tell me he isn't already worth a few hundred million. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 13, 2022 05:49 PM (udLfr) 222
The Biden administration is setting the stage to hand ultimate control of America’s health care system and U.S. national sovereignty over to the World Health Organization (WHO).
No. Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 05:50 PM (4MP+l) 223
Hey
Just because we were screaming "fuck you" at each other at 2am on the back patio means nothing. lol! Sorry I missed it! Posted by: Jewells45 at May 13, 2022 05:50 PM (nxdel) 224
Looking at Nikki Fried reminds me how hard being a progressive is on the looks of women. The constant, hatred, anger, scorn and scowling takes such a toll over time turning women whom were, in their youth, good looking, into hags, or addicted to cosmetic surgery. It's really like the dark side of the force, it just rots your physical appearance until you look like hatred itself.
--- You ain't kidding. The ugly inside eventually works its way to the exterior. I prefer a woman who might not be as gorgeous as a supermodel on the outside (but attractive enough), yet when she smiles, her inner beauty lights up the room. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 05:50 PM (K5n5d) 225
She's a butter face in the sense that it looks like her face wear smeared with butter before being roasted at 350 degrees in a convection oven.
Posted by: Max Power at May 13, 2022 05:50 PM (v1yZP) 226
In 211, no time traveling
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 13, 2022 05:50 PM (udLfr) 227
>>> 219 As a parting gift Psaki gave all of the WH staff an autographed headshot.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 05:49 PM (bg3iC) Is this about me? Posted by: Kamala Harris at May 13, 2022 05:50 PM (llON8) 228
Heya, Mark Andrew Edwards, thanks for your mention of the book "Prisoners of Geography: Ten Maps That Explain Everything About The World" by Tim Marshall yesterday. I picked it up last night (in part because Marshall had the brass to say his maps explain EVERTHING), and I think it is a very good read so far.
Anyone wishing to know why Russia v. Ukraine is even an issue, and why Chy-Nah is acting the way it is presently, should read at least the first two chapters. Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022 05:50 PM (lA5kl) 229
I don't think Stacey's mom is even aware of the boy's existence. He just has the uber crush on her.
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 13, 2022 05:50 PM (0+wGy) 230
At least Steny Hoyer understands partly why the Marxists/ Fascists are looking for a diversion though might be selling it himself
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 05:50 PM (2JoB8) 231
Picked up a bottle of Barr Hill gin this week.
If you're a gin fan, please try it. I've had that as well. It's quite good. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2022 05:42 PM (KFhLj) Their Barr Hill Reserve Tom Cat Gin is even better. Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2022 05:50 PM (OK0YZ) 232
Stench Hoyer is a textbook example of useless and traitorous trash that needs to be Stalined out of the party.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 13, 2022 05:50 PM (eJn7u) 233
Oh those Irish, they sure are prone to fisticuffs and violence!
Imagine the excuses the black-ass slit licker will have built in! Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2022 05:51 PM (Ryaf0) 234
The Biden administration is setting the stage to hand ultimate control of America’s health care system and U.S. national sovereignty over to the World Health Organization (WHO).
I mentioned this in the last thread. People need to be aware of what's happening right now. Fucking scary. Posted by: Jewells45 at May 13, 2022 05:51 PM (nxdel) 235
Umm, why?
Lindsey Graham is just... ugh. Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 13, 2022 05:46 PM (rF64X) Moron Robbie's probably right about this being a facilitator of PATRIOT ACT II. But I suspect another reason is that these guys want to pretend like they're the modern day version of Winston Churchill, Ronald Reagan, and the like staring down the Russkies over the Fulda Gap. Old, isolated dudes trying to dick-wave and pretend they're tough from the comfort of their DC offices. Posted by: Thrawn at May 13, 2022 05:51 PM (Rl7KJ) 236
Spouse and I do the "fuck you" thing when we pass each other in the hall. We call it "hall sex".
Posted by: gourmand du jour, font of unseriousness at May 13, 2022 05:51 PM (jTmQV) 237
Fried's face reminded me of a Jeep Off Road track.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 05:51 PM (eCqFY) 238
"Sens. Richard Blumenthal and Lindsey Graham on Tuesday introduced a resolution to designate Russia as a state sponsor of terrorism..."
https://tinyurl.com/37m323cr Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 13, 2022 05:45 PM (udLfr) I will take "silent investors in Ukrainian bio-labs for $500" Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2022 05:52 PM (xhaym) 239
It$ a my$tery.
See also this video clip of John McCain and Lindsay Graham from 2016 https://youtu.be/JeWHviwLMy8 There is huge money to be skimmed. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 Yeah, come on Wall Street, don't move slow, Why man, this is war au-go-go. There's plenty good money to be made By supplying the Army with the tools of his trade, Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 05:52 PM (FVME7) 240
thanks for your mention of the book "Prisoners of Geography: Ten Maps That Explain Everything About The World" by Tim Marshall yesterday. I picked it up last night (in part because Marshall had the brass to say his maps explain EVERTHING), and I think it is a very good read so far.
Anyone wishing to know why Russia v. Ukraine is even an issue, and why Chy-Nah is acting the way it is presently, should read at least the first two chapters. Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022 05:50 PM (lA5kl) Glad you like it! I appreciate the different point of view, I don't have to agree with him about everying to get useful info about the war out it. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:52 PM (V6f9+) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:53 PM (V6f9+) 242
prefer a woman who might not be as gorgeous as a supermodel on the outside (but attractive enough), yet when she smiles, her inner beauty lights up the room.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel * I've said it before, but I know more than a few slightly chunky 35-55 year old women who are attractive as hell because they light up the room when they enter. You have a choice in every moment with every person. You can be a weight, or you can be wings. Not being a weight goes a long way. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 13, 2022 05:54 PM (udLfr) 243
The Biden administration is setting the stage to hand ultimate control of America’s health care system and U.S. national sovereignty over to the World Health Organization (WHO).
Yep. And if the WHO does not think a country is doing its bidding, the IMF will have the power to sanction. But it is fine, as long as we are paying 95% of the funding, the 3rd world shithole dictator running the place will like us. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 05:54 PM (bg3iC) 244
>>> I kinda hate Oasis, but...they are very 90's
That's what The Verve are for. Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 05:48 PM (kjquW) Kula Shaker was a "sophisticated man of discriminating taste's" oasis. Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 05:54 PM (QzpS1) 245
Jenny Pflapjacks is leaving her job today.
Then I guess I should re-post this before its timeliness is expired. Once again I've smashed two different not-mine things together for a short (1:05) video. That tongue-flicking montage set to Steve Goodman song. Psaki's Tells Now you're shady all the time On my website - click the nic alternatively https://youtu.be/prz4zEWIo6A Plike, Pshare, and Subpscribe Mentioning my stuff on AoS is about the only promo I do. I don't do social media; if you do, pass along the link, or anywhere else fine mashups are enjoyed. Posted by: mindful webworker - mashups r us at May 13, 2022 05:54 PM (OPw2l) 246
I'll say this about Linkin Park's lyrics...Chester Beddington was not fucking lying about the pain in his words.
Rest in peace, kid Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:54 PM (V6f9+) 247
So how is labeling Trump supporters "ultra-MAGA" taking back the term? Isn't it just another "deplorables" label? What am I missing?
Posted by: Iris at May 13, 2022 05:54 PM (DibdT) 248
I'd nut on Nikki. Isn't 'Nikki' a stripper name?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2022 05:55 PM (aeMRC) 249
Don't know who Nikki Freid is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 05:37 PM (fF2aM) I never know who anybody is, I just know that some of them will be selling my freedom and humanity one day. Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2022 05:55 PM (xhaym) 250
>>> She's a butter face in the sense that it looks like her face wear smeared with butter before being roasted at 350 degrees in a convection oven.
hah something something Ron Popeil Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:55 PM (0G13K) 251
Why don't we import it? Well, same regulations won't allow foreign sources -- don't meet FDA "standards".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 13, 2022 05:26 PM (Mzdiz) I wonder if there is a workaround, sort of like 80% lowers? Sell formula precursors, along with mixing bowls, and advice on buying the missing ingredients. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 05:56 PM (rU0Wj) 252
I'd nut on Nikki. Isn't 'Nikki' a stripper name?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2022 05:55 PM (aeMRC) Nikki Taylor was my all time favorite super model. She's still a hottie. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 05:56 PM (eCqFY) 253
I kinda hate Oasis, but...they are very 90's
That's what The Verve are for. Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 05:48 PM (kjquW) Very true. There's better Britpop I can link to. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:56 PM (V6f9+) 254
By the way, ace, the sidebar with the Jesse Kelly retort is priceless.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 05:56 PM (5pTK/) 255
Ultra MAGA is the lefts latest attempt to drag the Overton window.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 13, 2022 05:57 PM (eJn7u) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:57 PM (V6f9+) Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 05:57 PM (4MP+l) 258
247 So how is labeling Trump supporters "ultra-MAGA" taking back the term? Isn't it just another "deplorables" label? What am I missing?
Posted by: Iris at May 13, 2022 05:54 PM (DibdT) ---------------- GOPe Texting and Emailing HQ didn't take long to glom the term and put it into their pleas for donations. Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 13, 2022 05:57 PM (TNyrE) 259
But here's the real reason this gang of incompetents and criminals didn't bother doing anything about a baby food shortage....
....they wanted babies sucking the vaccine properties from their mothers' tits, since they haven't been able to get the vaccine approved for infants yet. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2022 05:58 PM (Ryaf0) 260
Pete Hegseth is interviewing Melanie Trump this Sunday on F&F.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2022 05:58 PM (NpAcC) 261
I dunno, I think Fried looks like a dude.
Posted by: In Reel Life ------ It's the Snidely Whiplash eyebrows. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2022 05:58 PM (FyHyH) 262
Pastor Tony Spell continued to hold worship services in defiance of Gov John Bell Edwards' lockdown order in 2020.
The Louisiana Supreme Court ruled today that the order was unconstitutional and ordered all charges against Spell be dropped. http://bitly.ws/r7xs Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 13, 2022 05:58 PM (sWM8x) 263
She's a butter face in the sense that it looks like her face wear smeared with butter before being roasted at 350 degrees in a convection oven.
hah something something Ron Popeil Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:55 PM (0G13K) ---- "Set it and forget it!" Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 05:58 PM (K5n5d) 264
Huh.
Now that's something new in International Relations. Russia designated as a State Sponsor of Terrorism. Which terrorist group is Russia sponsoring, you ask? The Russian Army!!! Zombie S. Ct. Associate Justice Robert H. Jackson (Head US Prosecutor at the Nuremberg Trials) just emailed to say: "DAMNIT!!! Why didn't we think of that?!?!" Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022 05:58 PM (S44Wv) 265
wonder if there is a workaround, sort of like 80% lowers? Sell formula precursors, along with mixing bowls, and advice on buying the missing ingredients.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon * One of the angriest I've ever gotten my wife and daughter was when I pointed out that the "final product not tested on animals" on a bottle of their favorite soaps just means the company can add a tablespoon of water to the 1000 gallon mixing vat before pumping it to the bottling section. "there, finished!" Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 13, 2022 05:58 PM (udLfr) Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 05:58 PM (eyxn4) 267
You know what else you shouldn't do in war time?
Have a President with dementia. --------------- Screw you, sniffy! Posted by: zombie edith wilson at May 13, 2022 05:59 PM (Jtln5) 268
>>261 I dunno, I think Fried looks like a dude.
i do too but I assume she's a she or else we'd be hearing about the Stunning and Brave Factor 24/7 Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:59 PM (0G13K) 269
Sharkman, does it have to do with food production?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 05:59 PM (PORRQ) 270
I didn't see the damn deduction for the Putin tax cut hike when filing my taxes. Dammit.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 13, 2022 05:59 PM (lgeFv) 271
Payload is another 53 Starlink satellites.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 05:59 PM (eyxn4) 272
I'm part Irish (like everyone else in the US) I completely roll my eyes when anyone talk about themselves being Irish and having any sort of "pride" associated with it.
Posted by: Blago at May 13, 2022 06:00 PM (PwNLq) 273
the ruble is considerably higher than when the sanctions were put in place
our economy is condiserably weaker good job, Brandon Posted by: REDACTED at May 13, 2022 06:00 PM (us2H3) 274
The naked chic that trashed the bar is a local girl. Ocala is a special place.
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 13, 2022 06:00 PM (0+wGy) 275
Don't know who Nikki Freid is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 05:37 PM (fF2aM) I never know who anybody is, I just know that some of them will be selling my freedom and humanity one day. Posted by: Kindltot ----- Yeah, I have no idea who she is. With any luck, I never will. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2022 06:01 PM (FyHyH) 276
183
I wonder at what price point the individual states just say, "Fuck it, Feds! We're taking our land back to develop as we see fit! ___________ Well, who are running the states with the largest Fed chokehold on their resources - Nevada 85% fed land, Alaska 69%, Utah 57%, Oregon 53%, Idaho 50%, Arizona 48%, California 45%, New Mexico 42%, Wyoming 42% If it hasn't happened in Wyoming yet, it won't happen in the others. Which is too bad. I would support them 100%, even if it is Yosemite. I assume the state would find it worthwhile to preserve much of the tourist lands. Why can't the state decide how to use it's own land? Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 06:01 PM (fs1hN) 277
The sanctions were against us.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 13, 2022 06:01 PM (udLfr) Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 06:01 PM (eyxn4) 279
I can't wait until Nanzi is burning in Hell
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 06:01 PM (2JoB8) 280
Weren't the snakes driven from Ireland, leaving us with Kayleigh McEnany? I was happier with that arrangement.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 06:01 PM (Bhmmq) 281
One time I was flying over Utah and the captain said "if you look out the right side of the plane, you can see Nikki Fried's face."
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 05:33 PM (0G13K) That was her sitting on the wing? Posted by: William Shatner at May 13, 2022 06:01 PM (rU0Wj) 282
Damn it, that was the censored version of 'Common People'.
Here, real meal deal - https://youtu.be/lkpLbEM06qE Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 06:01 PM (V6f9+) 283
Stephen Miller
@StephenM What you are seeing is the bare visual depiction of a completely open border. They are criminally trespassing into our country with such calm, with no effort at evasion, because they know they will be released and never returned --------- The Junta is overtly facilitating the greatest drug trafficking, child & adult sex slavery & trafficking, and criminal & treasonous third-worldiization foreign invasion operation in human history. They're not only making Putin much richer, but The Cartels & of course themselves. Many should literally hang for this ... and I hope to see it, despite it having to likely be extrajudicial. Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 06:02 PM (OhaTs) 284
>>> I'd nut on Nikki. Isn't 'Nikki' a stripper name?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2022 05:55 PM (aeMRC) Is said I look good in nothing but ushanka and a short kleding... Is not for everyone. Posted by: Nicholas II at May 13, 2022 06:02 PM (QzpS1) 285
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 13, 2022 05:58 PM (sWM8x)
Good for Pastor Spell. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 06:02 PM (fF2aM) 286
>> The naked chic that trashed the bar is a local girl.
Friend of mine has a gf that is a dead ringer for that crazy chick. I laugh every time I see her. Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 06:02 PM (kjquW) 287
I'm an Ultra MAGA Dandy
Ultra MAGA do or die Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 06:02 PM (FVME7) 288
Very true. There's better Britpop I can link to.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:56 PM (V6f9+) There was this techno or house song that I heard in there in 2000 that I have been trying to find forever. It was just nonsense, but it had some sort of binaural effect that was trippy. As far as I know, it might have been Euro and not Brit. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 06:02 PM (UuD2k) 289
It is mandated that all Democrat womyn use the same eyebrow stencil, paint, filler, and botox.
It's supposed to make them look... innocent? Surprised when crimes are elucidated? Unclear, ackshually Posted by: Pelosi's Eyebrows at May 13, 2022 06:02 PM (l9Soe) 290
Hey, Macarena!
Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2022 06:03 PM (gktX6) 291
There was this techno or house song that I heard in there in 2000 that I have been trying to find forever. It was just nonsense, but it had some sort of binaural effect that was trippy.
As far as I know, it might have been Euro and not Brit. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 06:02 PM (UuD2k) Anything to go on for hunting it down? Any lyrics at all? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 06:03 PM (V6f9+) 292
Damn it, that was the censored version of 'Common People'.
* I'm not going back to look to see if anyone mentioned that William Shatner did a great cover of that song. There's also an accordion version I heard in a James May wine documentary, but I don't know who did it. Instrument only. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 13, 2022 06:03 PM (udLfr) 293
Posted by: mindful webworker - mashups r us at May 13, 2022 05:54 PM (OPw2l)
Wow. It's almost compulsive, just like her lying. It also shows that she used to look nice in the jewel tones she used to wear. I wonder who picked out the blue dress for her. Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 13, 2022 06:03 PM (rF64X) Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 13, 2022 06:03 PM (SchxB) 295
"there, finished!" Posted by: Moron Robbie ---- One of my favorite marketing ploys: "Clinically Tested". And that's it...no mention or reference beyond that. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2022 06:03 PM (RuRuy) 296
Because work is dead on a Friday and clearly...I'm not working either
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 06:03 PM (V6f9+) 297
Anything to go on for hunting it down? Any lyrics at all?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 06:03 PM (V6f9+) Holy crap! I just found it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 06:04 PM (UuD2k) 298
>Pulp - Common People
https://youtu.be/yuTMWgOduFM One of my personal favorites Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse _________________ Captain Kirk version with Joe Jackson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ainyK6fXku0 Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2022 06:04 PM (KaCzC) 299
Because work is dead on a Friday and clearly...I'm not working either
I took a half-day and cleaned off the back deck. More actual work than I've done in months. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 13, 2022 06:05 PM (SchxB) Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 06:05 PM (0G13K) 301
177 Sorry, that last one was from 2001. I always remember Train being a 90's band.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:42 PM (V6f9+) Didn't they have a single on the Spider-Man 2 soundtrack (Toby McGuire vintage.) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 06:05 PM (3NKiY) 302
Think I read that a DUI costs the motorist about ten grand. Imagine the vast wealth the Irish have pumped into our economy.
Funny thing though, the Irish are highly represented in the law enforcement, attorney, and judge worlds. I guess they mostly pass the money amongst themselves. Posted by: Hints From Heloise at May 13, 2022 06:05 PM (g6+Ik) 303
These people are trying to turn the East Coast into a pile of glowing nuclear ash. Rhetorical: Is anyone in our government not trying to get us killed? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 05:48 PM (5pTK/) Have you seen the preliminary reviews of what the Vaxx spike protein does to people? I hope these are paranoid fantasies, but it would explain some of the hysterical attempts to gin up a new crisis. Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2022 06:05 PM (xhaym) 304
Remember RonCo was able to find another adaptation of spray paint (other than huffing it), though the infomercials were so weird I forget what he called the 'can of spray paint for your balding head'
Posted by: micky at May 13, 2022 06:05 PM (3byMq) 305
uh oh, this CANNOT be good. The plumbers that have been here since noon for a slow draining kitchen sink have installed the new disposal but are testing it by plunging it. They said the drainage issue was caused by the vacuum expulsion part of the disposal wasn't working. (They snaked the pipe first and it is now clear).
It is making very wet "I'm not draining" sounds... Posted by: Iris at May 13, 2022 06:05 PM (DibdT) 306
Robbie Williams - Angels
https://youtu.be/luwAMFcc2f8 Another BritPop personal fav. Love Robbie, this ballad basically saved his (solo) career from crashing before it started. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 06:06 PM (V6f9+) 307
Nikki Fried is the punchline to a bad joke.
She won't even win the primary, much less beat DeathSantis. Her only hope is to get Andrew Gillum to endorse her from his hotel room bed, while smoking meth and preparing to suck Hunter's dick. All publicity is good publicity, right? Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 13, 2022 06:06 PM (pcpun) 308
In The End - Linkin Park
https://youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4 Warning, Nu Metal Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 05:53 PM (V6f9+) That's the only song they did that I like. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 13, 2022 06:06 PM (xPJvm) 309
I mean, let's be serious here: Yeah if you were my check-out girl at Albertson's and you offered to go home with me, sure, I'd throw some dick into you.
---------- That's a man, baby! Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 06:06 PM (OhaTs) 310
Here's what I don't understand about the Sturgis, MI formula plant:
The company issued a recall and stopped production because four babies got sick (two died) and bacteria was found in their formula. Upon investigation, none of that bacteria was found in the plant. There were some other violations, apparently minor. Abbott maintains that the formula was tainted after leaving the plant, and that the plant is safe for operation. The FDA says it's "highly unlikely" that the bacteria came from the plant. Why is the plant still closed? Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 13, 2022 06:06 PM (sWM8x) 311
I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was a sex fiend I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine Come back Nikki, come back Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 13, 2022 06:06 PM (lgeFv) 312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 06:04 PM (UuD2k) That song would make the floors vibrate in the bars. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 06:07 PM (UuD2k) 313
Didn't they have a single on the Spider-Man 2 soundtrack (Toby McGuire vintage.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 06:05 PM (3NKiY) Jah, their song 'Ordinary' Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 06:07 PM (V6f9+) 314
Steny Hoyer is going on 83 y.o. Why do these people cling to power with an iron grip well into their retirement years?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 06:08 PM (fs1hN) Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 06:08 PM (kjquW) 316
Nikki Fried would be the hottest chick in an Elks or Moose Lodge.
Her skin has that "I've been in smoking lounges for the last 40 years" kind of quality to it. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2022 06:08 PM (Ryaf0) 317
314 Steny Hoyer is going on 83 y.o. Why do these people cling to power with an iron grip well into their retirement years?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 06:08 PM (fs1hN) Easy work doing what they love: sodomizing the american taxpayer and Freedom. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 06:09 PM (3NKiY) 318
Another BritPop personal fav. Love Robbie, this ballad basically saved his (solo) career from crashing before it started.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 06:06 PM (V6f9+) That video where he tears off everything to throw to the crowd and ends up a skeleton was good. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 06:09 PM (UuD2k) 319
Why is Glenn Greenwald sitting behind Steve Scalise at the beginning of the Steny Hoyer declaring war on Russia clip?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 06:09 PM (fs1hN) 320
300 elastica
connection https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilKcXIFi-Rc Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 06:05 PM (0G13K) I think I dated that lead singer. And, yeah, she did leave me for a chick. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 06:09 PM (V6f9+) 321
Biden's full answer on this:
"If we've been been better mind readers I guess we could've but we moved as quickly as the problem became apparent to us and we have to move w/ caution as well as speed..." .. this guy really is "President FuckUp" Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2022 06:09 PM (X5CsJ) 322
I'm part Irish (like everyone else in the US) I completely roll my eyes when anyone talk about themselves being Irish and having any sort of "pride" associated with it.
Posted by: Blago at May 13, 2022 06:00 PM (PwNLq) A friend has a joke: The Irish almost had another famine, they tried harvesting potatoes and all they dug up were old rifles. Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2022 06:09 PM (xhaym) 323
Kind of bummed about Fred Ward passing. I liked him. Kind of a throwback rugged actor. Scott Glenn fits that description as well.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 13, 2022 06:09 PM (xPJvm) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 13, 2022 06:10 PM (Mzdiz) 325
Some dude came in the store a couple of months ago with an accordion he was trying to sell. He said "it sounds great!" And then he started playing toccata and fugue in d minor on it.
He was actually pretty good. Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 13, 2022 06:10 PM (0+wGy) 326
That video where he tears off everything to throw to the crowd and ends up a skeleton was good.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 06:09 PM (UuD2k) Rock DJ...good tune, I'm a little too squeamish for the video, but I get the point he was making. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 06:10 PM (V6f9+) Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 13, 2022 06:10 PM (sWM8x) 328
316 Nikki Fried would be the hottest chick in an Elks or Moose Lodge.
Her skin has that "I've been in smoking lounges for the last 40 years" kind of quality to it. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2022 06:08 PM (Ryaf0) Fred Ward passing early had me checking out clips from Cast a Deadly Spell. Julianne Moore as a lounge singer was kind of peak smokiness for her. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 06:10 PM (3NKiY) 329
I'm part Irish (like everyone else in the US) I completely roll my eyes when anyone talk about themselves being Irish and having any sort of "pride" associated with it.
This is a pretty cynical take given the quiet dignity of St, Patrick's Day. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2022 06:10 PM (KFhLj) Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 06:11 PM (QzpS1) 331
323 Kind of bummed about Fred Ward passing. I liked him. Kind of a throwback rugged actor. Scott Glenn fits that description as well.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 13, 2022 06:09 PM (xPJvm) This, I always liked the guy. Robert Forrester as well. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 06:11 PM (3NKiY) 332
Oh shit, I forgot Beastie Boys - Sabotage is 90's
https://youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE The video also makes me laugh. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 06:11 PM (V6f9+) 333
Steny Hoyer is going on 83 y.o. Why do these people cling to power with an iron grip well into their retirement years?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 06:08 PM (fs1hN) I think it's the only thing people like Tool Hoyer have left to live for. Die already. Fuck him. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 13, 2022 06:11 PM (R/m4+) 334
Hey, Fen, how are you feeling?
Thanks for posting that link last night about Norm Macdonald's Christianity. That was a good article, and it pointed me to another article that was published when he died by Jon Gabriel, called Dostoyevsky in Front of a Red Brick Wall, which was pretty good as well: https://tinyurl.com/Jon-Gabriel-on-Norm-Mac Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022 06:11 PM (dpmG8) 335
>>I forget what he called the 'can of spray paint for your balding head'
I worked with a guy who used that crap and he didn't even try to hide it. He'd hit the mens room a couple times a day to give himself a touch up. We ragged him mercilessly but he insisted he looked good. We were like no, you are painting your head. How could that look good? Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 06:11 PM (ZLI7S) Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 06:11 PM (4MP+l) 337
J-Pow is now saying to expect some pain from the "medicine" to cure inflation. The other day he said they couldn't guarantee a soft-landing. No, Jerry, you can't. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 13, 2022 06:12 PM (Mzdiz) 338
What's this about Ohio might get rid of the income tax??
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 13, 2022 06:12 PM (dKiJG) 339
Fried girl from Mount Pilot.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 13, 2022 06:12 PM (udLfr) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 06:12 PM (u82oZ) 341
Captain Kirk version with Joe Jackson:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ainyK6fXku0 Same song with animated series video: https://youtu.be/KXWEM4gZhg4 Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 13, 2022 06:12 PM (SchxB) 342
Just a thought, we should hand out signs to the border jumpers that say "Illegals for Republicans", or some such. Maybe that will get attention from the media.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 06:12 PM (fs1hN) 343
"Not all, but many highly educated and affluent people who claim to be committed to democracy..."
Dislike that usage intently nowadays. These pinheads are 1) exposed, by mere attendance, to information or 2) credentialed. They are not necessarily or likely "educated" in the normal sense of the word. It's like "elites". No, they are not elites. They are elitists. They are "elite" amongst themselves. The are not that among the rest of the population. One would think their credentials would indicate some appreciation for the difference. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 13, 2022 06:13 PM (aXxgO) Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 13, 2022 06:13 PM (uWF4x) 345
Number of congressgrifters above 75?
Posted by: Big weed at May 13, 2022 06:14 PM (/6GbT) 346
> Steny Hoyer is going on 83 y.o. Why do these people cling to power with an iron grip well into their retirement years?
One of the elderly's biggest fears is to be useless and unloved. Those old bastards in Congress get to have people hang on their every word. They get treated with great deference. They get fancy meals in fancy places. People come to them with gobs of cash and favors in exchange for things. They get to be on the inside. Most of them have useless kids they need to set up for life, too. People like Pelosi and Biden are the meal ticket for a whole passel of parasites. Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 06:14 PM (eyxn4) 347
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connection Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 06:05 PM (0G13K) I have this CD, it was one of the ones in my stereo for a long time Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2022 06:15 PM (xhaym) 348
>> 275 Don't know who Nikki Freid is.
Nikki Fried is a candidate for Governor of Florida. She doesn't have a prayer of winning, so she used her campaign funds for plastic surgery. Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 13, 2022 06:16 PM (uWF4x) 349
Nikki Fried is a candidate for Governor of Florida. She doesn't have a prayer of winning, so she used her campaign funds for plastic surgery.
Did it help? Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 13, 2022 06:17 PM (SchxB) 350
Didn't read the thread, so apologies if this has already been said, but rode hard and put up wet.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 13, 2022 06:18 PM (6a+kq) 351
bonhomme
Booster on drone ship. It's OK. Ready to be cleaned up for it's 5th takeoff. Amazing tech. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 06:18 PM (u82oZ) 352
Why is the plant still closed?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 13, 2022 06:06 PM (sWM8x) Someone in the FDA is heavily invested in baby formula and is selling it at famine pricing to the Border Patrol Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2022 06:18 PM (xhaym) 353
I'll go see nood but if not interesting have to get reading
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 06:19 PM (2JoB8) 354
I'm Irish.
I've been known to toss back a couple. I've never EVER been a drunken fight. Or a fight at all really. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2022 05:27 PM (Tvvj2) Lest we remind you of a certain instance involving a feral "human" and pepper spray? Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at May 13, 2022 06:21 PM (l5ftB) 355
Asked by @JDiamond1 to respond to criticism that his administration should have acted sooner on baby formula shortage, Biden says maybe they could have done that if they were "mind readers."
--------- "Objection, your honor! Minds not in evidence ..." Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 06:21 PM (y7A/s) 356
Why is the plant still closed?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 13, 2022 06:06 PM (sWM8x) ==================== Because not all mothers have submitted to the Junta. When they do, the food for babies will resume. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 13, 2022 06:23 PM (rOVFP) Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 13, 2022 06:23 PM (z/RrG) 358
It's OK to take her home Ace, but make her pay you $$.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2022 06:35 PM (J8LnB) 359
As a proudly 7/16th Irish American, I resent those stereotypes and demand that you withdraw the one or two of them that are only true when we are drunk (i.e. 94% of our waking hours).
Posted by: Anotheranon at May 13, 2022 06:50 PM (8Ze5j) 360
If Ultra MAGA was the result of 6 months of work, we need a Top Ten of rejected terms. Here's my contribution: Mega MAGA.
m Posted by: mutantman at May 13, 2022 06:53 PM (J9xQs) 361
Late to the party, but: not only am I ethnically Irish, not only do I have PhD, as of last week I am a citizen of the Republic of Ireland.
So yeah, I'm offended. Posted by: SomeAsshole at May 13, 2022 07:00 PM (NkHdu) 362
En fuego!
Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at May 13, 2022 07:07 PM (a3Q+t) 363
Late to the party, but: not only am I ethnically Irish, not only do I have PhD, as of last week I am a citizen of the Republic of Ireland.
So yeah, I'm offended. Posted by: SomeAsshole at May 13, 2022 07:00 PM (NkHdu) Settle down and have another drink. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 07:43 PM (eCqFY) 364
The Ministry of Food announced today the Ninth Three Year Plan to establish and maintain production quotas for the Infant Formula Program for party members.
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