Biden Will "Address" the Baby Formula Shortage... By Giving a Statement Only to His Fervent Supporters in the Leftwing Propaganda Corporate Media, Who Will Then Spread the Propaganda to the Rubes

And this way -- by having no pictures -- he keep the story off TV. He keeps it a less visually compelling story. He gets to put out his propaganda without having his lying decrepit face getting associated with "shortage in vital food for babies."

No president wants to be personally associated with a scarcity in baby formula that may literally result in dead babies. (Dead babies beyond the intended number.)

And the corporate propaganda media is eager to play along.

John Roberts
@johnrobertsFox

Correction - @JoeBiden WILL hold a @whitehouse
event on the baby formula shortage. There will be NO COVERAGE of the event. Press corps will get a read out in a press call after the event.

Pretty sure the decrepit, brain-damaged fake president will blame the shortages on Ultra-MAGA, Putin's embargo of baby formula, Rick Scott, and greedy corporate executives at Big Baby Formula.


Mollie
@MZHemingway

Not good for transparency or journalism but from a national security perspective, not a bad idea to keep audio/video of him, given his undeniable problems, to a minimum.


Irene F. Irene
@irenefingirene

Replying to @johnrobertsFox

There's gonna be two tables with mounds of white powder - one cocaine and one baby formula - they will unchain Hunter Biden and his decision will decide your babies' future

Damn now I really wish there were pictures.

10 I like the strawberry banana formula best!

Posted by: Joe Biden's statement


Meanwhile-- there's plenty of baby formula for illegal aliens at the border.

Just not for Americans.

As American families deal with a shortage of baby formula across the US, a Florida Republican lawmaker has released images of dozens of boxes of the coveted product at a migrant processing facility near the US-Mexico border.

Rep. Kat Cammack shared images of "pallets" of infant formula at the Ursula Migrant Processing Center in McAllen, Texas on her Twitter and Facebook pages Wednesday.

"The first photo is from this morning at the Ursula Processing Center at the U.S. border. Shelves and pallets packed with baby formula," she wrote in a tweet. "The second is from a shelf right here at home. Formula is scarce. This is what America last looks like."

Cammack's office shared several additional images supposedly from the same location with The Post on Thursday.

The Post was unable to immediately independently verify the location of the images or obtain additional information on the history and frequency of shipments, as well as the distribution of the formula.

...

The images of the infant formula come as Americans face a nation-wide shortage stemming from a February recall.

palletsofformula.jpg

Her video is here.

Below: Biden screams again.

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1 1st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 01:30 PM (RkC6l)

2 dos

Posted by: Big Star at May 12, 2022 01:31 PM (Modkf)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 12, 2022 01:31 PM (Vuoqe)

4 rd!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 01:31 PM (RkC6l)

5 Or not.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (RkC6l)

6 What a sorry-ass federal government we have.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (rJ48h)

7 Baby formula is made from babies!

Posted by: Childton Heston at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (uH1zk)

8 This will surely help the dems chances in November. No?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (DcKNO)

9 Glad Joe isn't "live" I can't stand the sight of him

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (TQlM9)

10 I like the strawberry banana formula best!

Posted by: Joe Biden's statement at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (786Ro)

11 Read the content

Posted by: Max Power at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (QCc6B)

12 I hope we can move back to a self-sufficient America some day. I just worry about the hell we'll have to live through to get there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (V6f9+)

13 Vetting? We don't need no stinkin' vetting!

Posted by: Penn GOP, A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Penn Dems at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (TKZuJ)

14 Fuck the middle class, amirite? FJB

Posted by: Squid at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (Gwilz)

15 Baby formula is Infrastructure!

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (v0R5T)

16 Wait, why do they say that is baby formula? I've bought Nido from Walmart. It's whole powdered milk and the stuff I bought was not baby formula.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (5HBd1)

17 Baby formula is made from babies!
Posted by: Childton Heston at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (uH1zk)

I thought that was Baby Oil

Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM (mR6Gs)

18 Put that in your (Free) crack-pipe and smoke it, Fat!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM (V5J7y)

19 Let me show how I honestly feel for the children.

Posted by: Brandon at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM (SH2Zi)

20 What about the Ukrainian babies? I only care about Ukrainian babies.

Posted by: fd, standing with the Ukraine at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM (uH1zk)

21 Part of the shortage was due to one of the Abbott plants being shut down because the FDA said there MAY be a correlation between bacteria and two dead infants.

Not proven. The basis for the shutdown was pretty weak and has the stink of this administration on it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM (DcKNO)

22 So what do parents give instead of baby formula? Cow milk?

So... what are they putting in the cow milk???

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM (F/pgV)

23 >>I thought that was Baby Oil


Get to fracking, big boy.

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM (V5J7y)

24 Who had baby formula shortages on their 2022 bingo cards?

Posted by: Squid at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (Gwilz)

25 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE...WAIT IT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (Qy7kP)

26 Isn't/Wasn't formula one of the most shoplifted items? I seem to remember stores putting them under lock, along with cigarettes.

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (AwYPR)

27 plenty of baby formula for illegal aliens at the border.

-
#AmericaLast is trending on the Twatter.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (FVME7)

28 Baby formula is a blessing of Liberty to only be enjoyed by illegal aliens.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (dNqv+)

29 Meanwhile-- there's plenty of baby formula for illegal aliens at the border.

Just not for Americans.


A wise Republican response would be to hammer this fact in inner city baby formula deserts.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (jv87l)

30 I thought that was Baby Oil
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM (mR6Gs)


Both. After pressing to extract the oil, the leftover babies are dried and ground into formula.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (wmDcS)

31 ...and gas is up $.30/gallon from yesterday in CenTex

Posted by: lin-duh at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (UUBmN)

32 not a bad idea to keep audio/video of him, given his undeniable problems, to a minimum

Ouch! It's an effective angle, though.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (Mgbo4)

33 Remember when manufacturers produced a shit ton of hand sanitizer rather quickly?

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (XU274)

34 Isn't/Wasn't formula one of the most shoplifted items? I seem to remember stores putting them under lock, along with cigarettes.
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (AwYPR)


Yup. I think it gets traded much like detergent.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (wmDcS)

35 >>So what do parents give instead of baby formula?


It's spring. So you can probably get away with a 5W-30 for the next few months.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (V5J7y)

36 26 Isn't/Wasn't formula one of the most shoplifted items? I seem to remember stores putting them under lock, along with cigarettes.
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (AwYPR)

11 years and I still enjoy the smell of freshly lit cigarette. I even avoid looking at them in the store.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (dNqv+)

37 Imagine this! Biden's Junta responsible for much of baby formula shortages.

https://tinyurl.com/2tkhsznw

Gateway but they have been right much more than wrong and come on Biden, his junta.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (iDcra)

38 Baby formula conglomerate.
Similac trust.
Big Baby.

Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (qpX6U)

39 >>> Part of the shortage was due to one of the Abbott plants being shut down because the FDA said there MAY be a correlation between bacteria and two dead infants.

The other factors are speculators, wreckers and hoarders.

Posted by: fluffy; Masshole at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (UnQlg)

40 Shut up you bigot!

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (r26XY)

41 Remember those two lawyers who were arrested for throwing molotov cocktails into cop cars in NYC during the George Floyd riots?

They're about to get off with less than 2 years in prison. They plea bargained the terrorism charges down to conspiracy to commit arson, and are expected to be sentenced to 18-24 months. That means they'll probably serve just a few months. For blowing up cop cars.

Meanwhile, Jan. 6 protesters continue to remain in prison in D.C. for bullshit charges like trespassing and parading without a license.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (k4dH2)

42 "This is not an issue."
-The Left

*polls are released and then prominent Democrats start with "plans"*

"I'm so happy to have adults in charge who will address this horrifying issue with intelligence."
-Also the Left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (LvTSG)

43 The next Mad Max movie will feature a protracted chase scene with a tanker truck filled with baby formula.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (TNyrE)

44 Let them eat kitten chow!

Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (KAi1n)

45 I suspect all the lefties reply to the pallets of baby formula at the border are Snoopes-inspired fact-checks "disinformation: lacks context."

The missing context, of course, is not provided nor changes any fact.

But, now Google/FB/Twitter will suppress the photo. "Its been fact-checked as false"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (3fZAu)

46
A good companion to biden screaming is this video of a screamingrottencunt "actress" at her audience of masked lemmings:

https://youtu.be/1yZOqA0kA4E

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (62fzJ)

47 I know nothing of caring for infants...but what the hell did people give their infants back in the old day? Besides booby juice.

Posted by: MAGA^100 at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (S7une)

48 9 Glad Joe isn't "live" I can't stand the sight of him
Posted by: It's me donna


Reminds me of some punk kid I used to know.

Posted by: Mr. Heyman at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (59CDR)

49 Deliberate slow walking of the all-clear for that formula plant ,for whatever reason. Conspiracy theory says it's because they really do hate us and want us dead, and the rational have at the moment no rebuttal.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (MFphb)

50 Any steps these delusional f*cks take are only going to exacerbate the situation. They have no clue how ANYTHING actually works, and their only "solution" will be - more interference.

Posted by: spindrift at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (h5TKJ)

51 I'm sure Karine Jean-Pierre Van Damme will inform us that baby formula is racist.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (v0R5T)

52 China will save us with nearly-lead-free baby formula.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (Mgbo4)

53 If you look at Brandon's right ear at the start of the clip, you can see the cutout of the edge of the latex mask.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (a3Q+t)

54 >>Yup. I think it gets traded much like detergent.


It's up there with Diapers and Tuna for trucks you want to steal.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (V5J7y)

55 43 The next Mad Max movie will feature a protracted chase scene with a tanker truck filled with baby formula.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (TNyrE)

========

Plot twist!

The tanker in Fury Road was filled with "mother's milk".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

56 Remember when manufacturers produced a shit ton of hand sanitizer rather quickly?
Posted by: Ktgreat
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Maybe those distilleries and breweries can now pivot to baby formula...////

Posted by: lin-duh at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (UUBmN)

57 Gateway but they have been right much more than wrong and come on Biden, his junta.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (iDcra)

I like going to Gateway, everytime some one clicks a Gateway link a leftard at Google has a brain aneurism.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (Y5qcH)

58 It's funny almost all the shortages or massive price hikes of specific items involve long time liberal hobby horses

Gas too high? "Good we need to wean ourselves off of Fossil Fuels."

Can't afford a Used Car ? "Good, use mass transit!"

Meat costs too much? "Great, meat is bad for you. Here, have some soy."

Baby Formula can't be found? "Good. It's not natural. Use your tits!!"

Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (mR6Gs)

59 >>A good companion to biden screaming is this video of a screamingrottencunt "actress" at her audience of masked lemmings:


Broadway needs better ambassadors than this biznatch.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (rJ48h)

60 I think any time Senile Joe and his Crew pull this kind of BS.

Someone (FOX?) should create a Joe Biden Muppet to mouth-sync the speech, while-

doing all sorts of Muppety things.

Oh, and blood squirts out of his eyes.

Oh, oh, and his keeps sniffing Grover's fur while stroking his Muppet crotch.

Perhaps later some Muppet Spermatozoa can come dancing out of his pants, while singing "It's Not Easy Being Jizz".

That should work.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (OK0YZ)

61 52 China will save us with nearly-lead-free baby formula.
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (Mgbo4)

This just in. They've downgraded it to American standard mostly lead free baby formula.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (tt9eU)

62 I don't know how this is possible, but I hate him more than I hated Obama.

What a fucking creep

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (M+Lyo)

63 So is Joe gonna release the Strategic Baby formula reserves ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (TQlM9)

64 Gee, some reporter should ask how much baby formula the Federal government has purchased over the last 12 months. Specifically for the illegal immigrants and for Ukraine.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (G0vdT)

65 21 Part of the shortage was due to one of the Abbott plants being shut down because the FDA said there MAY be a correlation between bacteria and two dead infants.------------

Now do vaccines

Posted by: Haywood at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (uo+PL)

66 Baby formula! Luxury! We got ground up Chinese drywall. And we liked it!

Posted by: fd at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (uH1zk)

67 Is Biden reaching a point of being unable to perform?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (eGTCV)

68 it's all fun and games until Mayor Pete's baby tries to breast feed

Posted by: Joe Biden's statement at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (786Ro)

69 Trump: All the baby formula you could want

Bootyjizz/Biden: All the baby batter you could want

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (ESjRY)

70 Do Not Take

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (63Dwl)

71 I know nothing of caring for infants...but what the hell did people give their infants back in the old day? Besides booby juice.
Posted by: MAGA^100 at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (S7une)
........

Put the bison meat in a blender and make smoothies?

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (v0R5T)

72 >>> Wait, why do they say that is baby formula? I've bought Nido from Walmart. It's whole powdered milk and the stuff I bought was not baby formula.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (5HBd1)


It looks like Nestle NIDO Kinder 1+ toddler "milk beverage". According to where I see the advertisements, it looks to be mostly used by Hispanics.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (QzpS1)

73 The FDA contrives a reason to close the most productive baby formula plant in the country, then buys up production from the other manufacturers and stockpiles it at the border. And FJB can't be made coherent enough to speak to even the press pool so they are releasing a statement of what he said in an empty room?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (bg3iC)

74 the FDA said there MAY be a correlation between bacteria and two dead infants.

Two dead infants would shut down the FDA, the CDC, and Pfizer. 63 million infants are merely a statistic.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (Mgbo4)

75 Remember when manufacturers produced a shit ton of hand sanitizer rather quickly?
Posted by: Ktgreat

Umm, you do realize that hand sanitizer is just basically alcohol. Anyone can make it

Posted by: Typical Twitter Bot at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (mR6Gs)

76 Isn't/Wasn't formula one of the most shoplifted items? I seem to remember stores putting them under lock, along with cigarettes.
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM


Ju makin' it hard for us.

Posted by: Everyone in Sinaloa at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (RkC6l)

77 Good afternoon!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Rural Internet strikes again.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (u82oZ)

78 FJB making nursemaid's great again!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (UUBmN)

79 It is maddening to see these twisted people who stole an election purposely drive this country off of a cliff.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (S6gsw)

80 66 Baby formula! Luxury! We got ground up Chinese drywall. And we liked it!
Posted by: fd at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (uH1zk)


Luxury! We got government cheese!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (s2VJv)

81 Pretty sure the decrepit, brain-damaged fake president will blame the shortages on Ultra-MAGA, Putin's embargo of baby formula, Rick Scott, and greedy corporate executives at Big Baby Formula.

------

Nah, last I checked, they're trying to blame Abbott for everything. Because they had to shut down a powdered formula line in Sturgis, MI a couple of months ago after a salmonella scare. As if all the formula in America came from one factory in Michigan. Silly, bone-stupid propaganda that nobody believes, but that's America.

Meanwhile, I know of a retailer that's doing fine on the formula supplies - and I tell nobody, because fuck that. My kid needs it before other peoples' kids, and I don't like most people anyway.

Posted by: Welcome to the USSA at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (rzne3)

82 We could ask Sally Struthers to participate in a series of fund-raising ads, aimed at Yoorupean MSM markets, for assisting American families in desperate need of baby formula.

Posted by: mrp at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (6eRlp)

83 Gateway Pundit has a summary of a Detroit Free Press article that includes the Abbot response (to being shut down due to two infant deaths). As I read it the unopened formula in the homes was not infected, but some water used was infected ... no evidence Abbot was the cause, yet they were shut down.

Whether Abbot alone would cause the shortage, idk. kinda sounds like malice/incompetence from Team FJB.

"all unopened containers tested negative.
Open containers from the homes of the infants were also tested in three of the four cases; two of the three tested negative. The one positive was from an open container from the home of the infant, and it tested positive for two different strains of Cronobacter sakazakii, one of which matched the strain that caused the infant's infection, and the other matched a strain found on a bottle of distilled water in the home used to mix the formula. Again, neither strain matched strains found in our plant."

Posted by: illiniwek at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (Cus5s)

84 At least Biden isn't screaming about the unvaccinated anymore. His handlers have given the corrupt treasonous sack of monkey shit a new word to repeat.

Posted by: spindrift at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (h5TKJ)

85 More importantly, the stupid T-Rex arms holster I have for El Macho isn't canted. So my draw stroke is all fucked up.

Gah.

Back to drills.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (V6f9+)

86 Part of the shortage was due to one of the Abbott plants being shut down because the FDA said there MAY be a correlation between bacteria and two dead infants.


Now do 30,000 deaths and correlation of clot shots.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (jv87l)

87 China will save us with nearly-lead-free baby formula.
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (Mgbo4)

This just in. They've downgraded it to American standard mostly lead free baby formula.
Posted by: Someguy's at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (tt9eU)

New and improved, mostly sawdust-free formula.

Posted by: Mainah at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (B+qrE)

88 Must be getting really bad if they have to shield the President from public view


also:
we need a Strategic Baby Formula Reserve

Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (geLO8)

89
So is Joe gonna release the Strategic Baby formula reserves ?
Posted by: It's me donna


That gets sent to Ukraine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (63Dwl)

90 Ha ha.

Old basterd is cracking up.

Gonna pull a Roooosevelt and blow an aneurysm.

Hopefully it's one of the important ones.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (MkuC5)

91 related topic... Kitten Milk replacer got scarce starting last year and stayed scared, same with Milk replacer for puppies. I donated a 5 gal bucket of Foal Lac milk replacer to a friend saying it had gotten crazy expensive. Is it the same elsewhere?

and yeah goats milk and honey works if youre desperate for most babies thats what they used to use historically, if you couldnt find a wet nurse.

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (jhAhX)

92 "what the hell did people give their infants back in the old day?"

Whale oil.

Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (qpX6U)

93 I know nothing of caring for infants...but what the hell did people give their infants back in the old day? Besides booby juice.

Posted by: MAGA^100 at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (S7une)

After booby juice, I suspect it is a lot like now, which is cow's milk, if no allergies, with finely processed grains, veggies, and meats.

I think formula, beyond the necessity cases, is largely a convenience item, where a not insignificant part of those "convenience" cases are not wanting to stop smoking, drinking, and drugging.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (SH2Zi)

94 LET THEM DRINK CHARDONNAY

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

95 My theory has been that the White House leaked the news about Roe to distract from other political issues. I wonder if the formula crisis wasn't one of the big issues. They had to know that this was a growing problem, and so tried to shift attention.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (wmDcS)

96
You People have no idea of the garbage propaganda spread on twitter every day.

A video of a dilapidated shack, an old neglected pile of sticks that was once a beach house, collapsing and the remnants floating away in the ocean on the coast of North Carolina because of a rising sea level (a.k.a. high tide) is getting millions of views.

The sheer stupidity is unbelievable.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (62fzJ)

97 Bison in the blender...yeah, I think that's what the plains Indians did...pretty sure.

Posted by: MAGA^100 at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (S7une)

98 Eggs are 5 to 6 bucks a dozen.
Gas is so ridiculously expensive I drive almost no where. Flirting with 7 bucks a gallon.
But, no worries, we just *gave* our strategic oil supply to Europe.
And pallets of baby formula to the border (where coincidentally most coming across are fit, military age males) just to keep it away from citizens.
Keep poking that lion/bear/eagle.
I think that eventually there will be no more Democrats because they all will have been dragged screaming from their electric cars.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (jTmQV)

99
Can't wait for the music superstars of Ethiopia to do a reverse USA for Africa.

How low can we fucking go?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (s2VJv)

100 Part of the shortage was due to one of the Abbott plants being shut down because the FDA said there MAY be a correlation between bacteria and two dead infants.

**

Plants that the FDA hasn't inspected for years because COVID?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (9vuSf)

101 Are illegal immigrants willing to work as wet nurses?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (eGTCV)

102 See! THIS is why we need unfettered abortion. If you people weren't so busy having babies, we'd still have all of our precious baby formula. You! You parents are at fault because of your Super Ultra MAGA-ism!

Posted by: Joe Bidenesque at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (aXxgO)

103 Baby Formula can't be found? "Good. It's not natural. Use your tits!!"

Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (mR6Gs)

or just get an abortion

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (xPl2J)

104 More importantly, the stupid T-Rex arms holster I have for El Macho isn't canted. So my draw stroke is all fucked up.

Gah.

Back to drills.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (V6f9+)

Maybe try a vagina?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (SH2Zi)

105 65 21 Part of the shortage was due to one of the Abbott plants being shut down because the FDA said there MAY be a correlation between bacteria and two dead infants.------------

Now do vaccines
Posted by: Haywood at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (uo+PL)

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I'm glad they are researching it, but this could have been done in a speedy fashion. If they have 20 FBI agents to investigate a fake noose, they can scare up 20 investigators to determine the cause of death.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (DcKNO)

106 >>So what do parents give instead of baby formula?
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It's spring. So you can probably get away with a 5W-30 for the next few months.
Posted by: garrett
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Milkweed, it's everywhere.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (ac89p)

107 I work in food manufacturing ( for 2 more days). Glad I am getting out. There is an uneasy feeling in the air. And USDA inspectors are wankers.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (1LjKR)

108 Can't get an abortion?...Starve 'em.

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (AwYPR)

109 36

11 years and I still enjoy the smell of freshly lit cigarette. I even avoid looking at them in the store.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (dNqv+)
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18 years here, and exactly the same.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (lNHqD)

110 Let's take bets on who's gonna play Shaddam IV in the new Dune movie...

Who's gonna say Christopher Walken?

Cause it's Christopher Walken.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (LvTSG)

111 "Pretty sure the decrepit, brain-damaged fake president will blame the shortages on Ultra-MAGA, Putin's embargo of baby formula, Rick Scott, and greedy corporate executives at Big Baby Formula."

At least when he says "women and children most affected" he'll be 50% right.

Posted by: Moron Philosopher at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (Q/yQC)

112 wise Republican

Jumbo Shrimp.

Posted by: Hawkpilot (Ace-Certified best nic) at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (QYrod)

113 " I THINK MEGAMAC SHOULD DONATE BABY TIME AT HER TEATS- FOR THE CHILDREN.
Posted by: MOLESTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY"

This is actually probably a good idea.

Posted by: fd at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (uH1zk)

114 "what the hell did people give their infants back in the old day?"

Milkweed juice.

Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (qpX6U)

115 It looks like Nestle NIDO Kinder 1+ toddler "milk beverage". According to where I see the advertisements, it looks to be mostly used by Hispanics.

yes Nido is a sweetened milk substitute for toddlers who are old enough to drink regular milk, not formula. It's very popular in Mexico

Posted by: Republicans at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (j5Tg0)

116 Deliberate slow walking of the all-clear for that formula plant ,for whatever reason. Conspiracy theory says it's because they really do hate us and want us dead, and the rational have at the moment no rebuttal.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (MFphb)

People will discover Agenda 2030 is not a joke, in about... oh, 2029.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (F/pgV)

117 Remember, this is not just Biden.

It is his Junta of American hating dweebs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (u82oZ)

118 I know nothing of caring for infants...but what the hell did people give their infants back in the old day? Besides booby juice.

Posted by: MAGA^100 at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (S7une)


Wet nurses, homemade formulas of varying effectiveness, or children starved.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (wmDcS)

119 47 I know nothing of caring for infants...but what the hell did people give their infants back in the old day? Besides booby juice.
Posted by: MAGA^100 at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (S7une)

Mostly boob juice, but mom used evaporated milk, water and a spoonful of Karo syrup while she was weaning. On all five kids. And look how I turned out.

Okay, bad example.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (LOVUx)

120 This formula shortage is CREATING jobs... wet nurses are back in demand!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (UUBmN)

121 Who/what will Biden blame for the shortage of baby formula?

( ) Putin disrupting the supply chain
( ) MAGA!
( ) The Big Baby Formula Conglomerates slowing
production so they can charge more as it gets
scarce
( ) The pandemic disrupting the supply chain
( ) All of the above

Posted by: BlueMoon at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (FYFBu)

122
... A BOX OF FOO BARS!

BARS OF FOO!

IN A BOX!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (3l5Yq)

123 I mean they fixed the China supply chain problem by getting the media to stop reporting on it.

So why can't they fix the baby formula shortage by getting the media to stop reporting on it?

Hey, isn't it odd how they keep fixing these problems that are ever and ever closer to home? Got the enemy in the run, you know ...

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (3fZAu)

124 So is Joe gonna release the Strategic Baby formula reserves ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (TQlM9)

Sorry ladies. It's time to unleash the strategic boobeh reserve. For the children!

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (SH2Zi)

125 75-
My point was that this is a solvable problem, had it been addressed months ago.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (XU274)

126 >>"what the hell did people give their infants back in the old day?"


Just rubbed some dirt on them and went back to work.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (V5J7y)

127 106 >>So what do parents give instead of baby formula?
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It's spring. So you can probably get away with a 5W-30 for the next few months.
Posted by: garrett
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Milkweed, it's everywhere.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (ac89p)

Nut milk

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (QnA5H)

128 So what do parents give instead of baby formula?

The milk of human kindness

Posted by: Jack Handey at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (mR6Gs)

129 Plants that the FDA hasn't inspected for years because COVID?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (9vuSf)

------

Who knows?

This administration is such a clusterf*ck, it's hard to point a finger in a particular direction.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (DcKNO)

130 If we had unrestricted abortion through teething this would not be an issue.

Posted by: Kate Porter at May 12, 2022 01:43 PM (vN+oL)

131
yes Nido is a sweetened milk substitute for toddlers who are old enough to drink regular milk, not formula. It's very popular in Mexico
Posted by: Republicans at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (j5Tg0)

Which explains the chubby kids

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 01:43 PM (TQlM9)

132 Keep baby formula safe, legal, and rare.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 12, 2022 01:43 PM (62IPY)

133 Also, Trump Era bikini fashion show -
https://youtu.be/msF_PoNBEww

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 01:43 PM (V6f9+)

134 Maybe they'll put Kamala onto the baby formula issue. That should fix it.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 01:43 PM (bdsA4)

135 Isn't an event without the press just a meeting?

Posted by: DaveA at May 12, 2022 01:43 PM (FhXTo)

136 Nut milk
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (QnA5H)

Isn't this the stuff that lead to the baby itself?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:43 PM (mR6Gs)

137 Are illegal immigrants willing to work as wet nurses?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (eGTCV)
.........

Too spicy.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 01:43 PM (v0R5T)

138 Umm, you do realize that hand sanitizer is just basically alcohol. Anyone can make it
Posted by: Typical Twitter Bot at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (mR6Gs)


We gonna have a little chat, bot. -- Revenue man

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 12, 2022 01:43 PM (z99Zw)

139 There are 12 million unused baby formula mining permits in America!

Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2022 01:44 PM (gudj9)

140 "what the hell did people give their infants back in the old day?"

Nothing, if the infants did not shoulder their share of the chores.

Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 12, 2022 01:44 PM (qpX6U)

141 *whispers* Fear the Maga King.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 12, 2022 01:44 PM (yQpMk)

142 @irenefingirene Replying to @johnrobertsFox
There's gonna be two tables with mounds of white powder - one cocaine and one baby formula - they will unchain Hunter Biden and his decision will decide your babies' future

++++
Okay, that's funny. It's dark, but it's funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 01:44 PM (DU+/6)

143 120 This formula shortage is CREATING jobs... wet nurses are back in demand!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (UUBmN)

----------------------------------

And everyone applying for that job will be a tranny named Destiny, real name Steve.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 12, 2022 01:44 PM (lNHqD)

144 Seems Legit: "Part of the shortage was due to one of the Abbott plants being shut down because the FDA said there MAY be a correlation between bacteria and two dead infants."

Is this the same FDA managing COVID responses and pharmaceuticals?

We're in the best of hands.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 12, 2022 01:44 PM (aXxgO)

145 >If you look at Brandon's right ear at the start of the clip, you can see the cutout of the edge of the latex mask.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (a3Q+t)

Normally this would be good for a guffaw, but I've seen Biden with detached earlobe and Biden with attached earlobe, so I don't even know what to believe any more.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 12, 2022 01:44 PM (+cjJb)

146 117 Remember, this is not just Biden.

It is his Junta of American hating dweebs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (u82oZ)

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This cannot be stated enough.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 01:44 PM (DcKNO)

147 FJB may very well be just a hair's breath from stroking out live on national TV. Maybe we'll be lucky enough to witness it at his Memorial Day speech, assuming he's allowed to give one.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (YIVH2)

148 So they started making the baby formula out of Mexicans.

Hey, i only report the news from the future.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (zXgLz)

149
The generous lactating breasts of Pete Bootygiggity, Secretary of Being Gay, will nurture us all!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (3l5Yq)

150 Four babies got sick and two of them died. Abbott recalled formula and investigated their plant. Now Abbott says the plant was not the source of the bacteria that caused the illnesses. The FDA says it's not likely that the bacteria came from the plant.

Why is the plant still shut down?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (sWM8x)

151 17 Baby formula is made from babies!
Posted by: Childton Heston at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (uH1zk)

I thought that was Baby Oil
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM

Would you like my recipe for Girl Scout cookies?

Posted by: Wednesday Adams at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (Q/yQC)

152 Frigging nightmare..,

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (6XHLQ)

153 >>How low can we fucking go?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


DON'T SAY IT
Don't even think it

Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (geLO8)

154 "what the hell did people give their infants back in the old day?"

Laudanum, as indicated.

Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (qpX6U)

155 47 I know nothing of caring for infants...but what the hell did people give their infants back in the old day? Besides booby juice.
Posted by: MAGA^100 at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (S7une)


In europe it was goats milk and honey. In asia it was mares milk or asses milk. In the middle east it was Camels milk and honey. is it safe? well if your baby is starving you start to do cost /benefit thinking

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (jhAhX)

156 If you can't find baby formula, look for Grecian formula, or formula 409.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (S6gsw)

157 That video was hysterical. As Biden said, "just unbelievable!".
The good news is that, unlike the rest of the world, Americans line up for boxes of food in their cars, protected from the elements and with radios and Wifi to pass the time.

Posted by: timactual at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (+oSfl)

158 I know we need to stick to our guns on banning MUMR, but you have to admit that sometimes...

Posted by: Wally at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (FJYfm)

159 yes Nido is a sweetened milk substitute for toddlers who are old enough to drink regular milk, not formula. It's very popular in Mexico
Posted by: Republicans


Powdered Dos Equis.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (jv87l)

160 As I mentioned in a thread this morning, if anyone is having trouble actually finding formula, you can order it online from Europe -- bonus it won't have the soy and corn syrup found in American formulas

Posted by: brak at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (j5Tg0)

161 That screaming video is probably one of the reasons this is going to be a "private event." If they can make him effectively ambulatory and coherent, he'll turn into Mean Joe.

Anyway, where are the odds putting this right now? Does he blame Putin or does he blame MAGA or does he blame the blame Big Business (tm) and their profiteering?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (DU+/6)

162 It's funny almost all the shortages or massive price hikes of specific items involve long time liberal hobby horses

Gas too high? "Good we need to wean ourselves off of Fossil Fuels."

Can't afford a Used Car ? "Good, use mass transit!"

Meat costs too much? "Great, meat is bad for you. Here, have some soy."

Baby Formula can't be found? "Good. It's not natural. Use your tits!!"

Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (mR6Gs)

163 seriously- what's in baby formula that isn't in breast milk

Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (geLO8)

164 104 More importantly, the stupid T-Rex arms holster I have for El Macho isn't canted. So my draw stroke is all fucked up.

Gah.

Back to drills.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (V6f9+)

Time to go MacGyver on it at the workbench.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (MkuC5)

165 Why is the plant still shut down?

To serve as a lesson in teaching the peasants their place.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (SchxB)

166 AOC should put those funbags to work. For the chidren.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (V5J7y)

167 Coincidentally, that very same week in September, FDA conducted a routine inspection of the plant and found it had some sanitation problems, but nothing so serious as to warrant regulatory action. It’s not clear whether inspectors were told about the hospitalized infant. The agency has declined to answer specific questions about that inspection, which happened after a two year break. FDA usually inspects formula plants at least once a year, but routine food safety inspections were temporarily suspended during the pandemic.

https://tinyurl.com/msrr6dtt

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (9vuSf)

168 A White House event with the press. I'm sure they'll be a lot a harumphing going on.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (G0vdT)

169 Normally this would be good for a guffaw, but I've seen Biden with detached earlobe and Biden with attached earlobe, so I don't even know what to believe any more.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 12, 2022 01:44 PM (+cjJb)

At a certain point you can't tighten facial skin anymore, so detach the earlobes and pin the skin up a little higher, but that only buys you so much time.

Posted by: Mainah at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (B+qrE)

170 Imagine this! Biden's Junta responsible for much of baby formula shortages.
Gateway but they have been right much more than wrong and come on Biden, his junta.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (iDcra)


I am still suspicious that upper levels of the FDA have family members deeply invested in this industry and are liking the price hike

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (xhaym)

171 163 seriously- what's in baby formula that isn't in breast milk
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (geLO

Nestles Quick

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (MkuC5)

172 "If we can't butcher 'em, we'll starve 'em!" - marxists in charge

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (DB16e)

173 Also, Trump Era bikini fashion show -
https://youtu.be/msF_PoNBEww
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 01:43 PM


Is next! Svimvear!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (RkC6l)

174 Biden set to announce strict "one child policy" to deal with baby formula shortage.

Posted by: Planed Parenthood at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (g6+Ik)

175
Anyway, where are the odds putting this right now? Does he blame Putin or does he blame MAGA or does he blame the blame Big Business (tm) and their profiteering?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (DU+/6)

He'll blame Big Baby

Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (mR6Gs)

176 The funny thing is there is absolutely no one in this administration that can even APPEAR sympathetic about the baby formula (or any other) issue.

Not that they even seem to want to, which is weird. But wouldn't you know, hiring nothing but sociopaths leaves you in a tough position where seeming sympathetic is concerned.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (bdsA4)

177
Nut milk
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (QnA5H)

I'm willing to share some of mine with young mothers.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (F/pgV)

178 The only way to save the Baby Milk Factory was to destroy it.

I love the smell of burning Similac in the morning...


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (QzJWU)

179 FJB is spot on with his analysis about the travesty of waiting for a box of food.

Just the other day, I had to wait nearly 10 minutes in the drive thru of a Jack In The Box before I got my order. Damn near starved to death and luckily made it out without hitting a concrete pillar.

I should have followed the MAGA example he sites and just forgot it.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (TNyrE)

180 seriously- what's in baby formula that isn't in breast milk

*

Soy and corn syrup.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (9vuSf)

181 And everyone applying for that job will be a tranny named Destiny, real name Steve.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
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You are so transfobic!!!! Are you saying they aren't "real" womyn???///

Posted by: lin-duh at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (UUBmN)

182 >> seriously- what's in baby formula that isn't in breast milk



Electrolytes!

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (V5J7y)

183 So, is there a way to get the fun bags to start producing without getin the chick pregnant?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (Y5qcH)

184 I hate that old man. FJB.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (0OmEj)

185 Not the best day to advertise for cryptocurrency.

Posted by: NeverBiden at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (eIGHH)

186 Perhaps the rest of the country will now begin to realize what many here have long known - the vital importance of boobs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (a3Q+t)

187 "wet nurses are back in demand!!!"

Dammit.

Posted by: Dry Nurses Association at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (qpX6U)

188 Can't wait to hear Biden blame Big Booby for the shortages of baby formula

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (ESjRY)

189 PALLETS of baby formula for illegals.

America Last - Joe Biden

Posted by: redridinghood at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (NpAcC)

190 Baby's are mostly water anyway... like Coors Light...

Posted by: Inogame at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (53oGX)

191 Dems

Priority 1: Kill babies up to the day of birth

Priority 1,294: Make sure wanted babies have food.

Posted by: portlandon at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (+oR7L)

192 >>Anyway, where are the odds putting this right now? Does he blame Putin or does he blame MAGA or does he blame the blame Big Business (tm) and their profiteering?

Posted by: Joe Mannix



yes

Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (geLO8)

193 So I guess our winter of misery and death is back on.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (yQpMk)

194 During this temporary disruption to the production and distribution of baby formula, we want to remind mothers in need to remain open and inclusive when selecting a wet nurse. Just as not only women can give birth, not only women can nurse. If you find yourself in need of breastmilk, be sure to remember that transmen are a great resource and if they can help, you should be sure to include them in your baby's nutritional spectrum.

Thank you.

Posted by: USDA and FDA Joint Message at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (DU+/6)

195 It is maddening to see these twisted people who stole an election purposely drive this country off of a cliff.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (S6gsw)


Pretty sure Twisted People is the follow-on band for Twisted Sister.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (anj39)

196 "Baby formula DOES stop at the Rio Grande."--W

"Baby formula has to be diverted from the United States to the Ukraine."--every elected pig in D.C.

These people literally are flirting with rifle butts being smashed into their skulls. People will put up with a lot of shit, and they have, but this is the stuff of violent actual revolutions. When food shortages start in a few months, folks will take the gloves off.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (nMx88)

197 Don't they have drugs that make women jet out lots of milk?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (zXgLz)

198 How big is a battalion? Russia supposedly lost an entire battalion and three dozen tanks after Ukrainian forces blew up a poonton bridge.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (jv87l)

199 Couldn't you make a baby formula substitute? Didn't Notsothoreau post a recipe?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (dNqv+)

200 >> So, is there a way to get the fun bags to start producing without getin the chick pregnant?


All the Nut Milk you need.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (V5J7y)

201 So I guess our winter of misery and death is back on.

It's the perfect follow on to the upcoming summer of suffering.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (SchxB)

202 Drink moar Ovaltine!

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (v0R5T)

203 >>> YOU COULD PROBABLY MILK A FEW PINTS A DAY FROM JERRY NADLER.

I don't care if he is off his meds. That's funny (and gross).

Posted by: fluffy at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (UnQlg)

204 Apropos..."Twitter CEO pushes out top execs, freezes hiring

Aw...Agrawal is peddling

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (6XHLQ)

205 It's time for all patriotic women of America to milk themselves.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (Y5qcH)

206 assess milk?

Posted by: Don LeMON at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (786Ro)

207 193 So I guess our winter of misery and death is back on.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (yQpMk)

Yup... Joe said today the pandemic is not over

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (TQlM9)

208 seriously- what's in baby formula that isn't in breast milk
Posted by: DB
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breast...

Posted by: lin-duh at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (UUBmN)

209 Electrolytes!
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (V5J7y)



It's what babies crave.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (yQpMk)

210 186 Perhaps the rest of the country will now begin to realize what many here have long known - the vital importance of boobs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (a3Q+t)

Boobs are our strength!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (dNqv+)

211 "Think how much more formula would be available if there were more abortions."--Janet Yellen, probably.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (nMx88)

212 LUNA and UST are being delisted from exchanges now. Sometimes stable coins ain't.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (0fVbu)

213 @irenefingirene Replying to @johnrobertsFox
There's gonna be two tables with mounds of white powder - one cocaine and one baby formula - they will unchain Hunter Biden and his decision will decide your babies' future
++++
Okay, that's funny. It's dark, but it's funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
===

Baby Formula like dark humor. Not everybody gets it.

Posted by: Uncle Joe Stealin at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (iDcra)

214 Baby formula is made from babies!
Posted by: Childton Heston at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (uH1zk)

I thought that was Baby Oil
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM

Would you like my recipe for Girl Scout cookies?
Posted by: Wednesday Adams at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (Q/yQC)

Yes. I'll trade you that for the recipe for Aunt Jemima's Pancakes

Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (mR6Gs)

215 I support Big Boob!

Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (gudj9)

216 what the hell did people give their infants back in the old day?

They had mothers. Unvaccinated. (I'm certain the formula shortage was part of their Covid plan)

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (7uHaa)

217
Thats Lactating persons, not MOTHERS. Get your language correct.

Posted by: portlandon at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (+oR7L)

218 an idea that he should remain....aw

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (6XHLQ)

219 You could probably pull a few gallons of donut milk out of Ana Navarro.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (eGTCV)

220 When were there long lines of cars waiting hours for a box of food? Because I don't recall.

On the other hand, "MAGA KING!" LOL!

Posted by: Miley's Parrot at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (Mzdiz)

221 Couldn't you make a baby formula substitute? Didn't Notsothoreau post a recipe?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (dNqv+)

If I may, I have a Modest Proposal.

Posted by: Jonathan Swift at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (SH2Zi)

222 198 How big is a battalion? Russia supposedly lost an entire battalion and three dozen tanks after Ukrainian forces blew up a poonton bridge.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (jv87l)

36 tanks? What river were they trying to cross. Plus, what kind of moron would have 36 tanks on a pontoon bridge at once?

How big were those pontoons to hold 36 tanks?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (dNqv+)

223 What part of the baby do they make the carrots and spinach from?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (R+bqd)

224 I blame Big Baby Food for their corporate greed!

Posted by: E Warren at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (4Lg20)

225 Don't they have drugs that make women jet out lots of milk?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (zXgLz)

I'm sure that there are some kind of drugs or hormones that dairy farmers use on their cows. Maybe they work on humans.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (xPl2J)

226 We've got to mobilize Big Titty

Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (geLO8)

227 Not honey. You are not supposed to give honey to infants under one year, due to risk of botulism.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (5HBd1)

228
Make Lactating Great Again!

Posted by: Don Trump at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (+oR7L)

229 I support Big Boob!

Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (gudj9)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (SH2Zi)

230 Abortion isn't 100 %, but starvation is a cost efficient and non-messy way of killing the ones that got away. Why didn't I think of that?

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (kfcYC)

231 Does anybody know what in hell Biden was talking about, boxes of food? Because that's the situation at the food banks around here, but I can't imagine what else he is talking about.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (LOVUx)

232 "wet nurses are back in demand!!!"

Dammit.
Posted by: Dry Nurses Association at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (qpX6U)


Give 'em a few minutes after crossing the river. They'll dry out.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (anj39)

233 >.What part of the baby do they make the carrots and spinach from?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


early settlers used every part of the baby

Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (geLO8)

234 How low can we fucking go?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM


I dunno ... we're in limbo.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (a3Q+t)

235 I have one relevant question, who is executive branching this country? I mean, who is in charge?

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (6XHLQ)

236 It's what babies crave.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM


Wrong. We crave boobs. As God intended.

Posted by: Babies Everywhere at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (RkC6l)

237 Does anybody know what in hell Biden was talking about, boxes of food? Because that's the situation at the food banks around here, but I can't imagine what else he is talking about.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (LOVUx
++++
He has a point. I'm sure of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (DU+/6)

238 229 I support Big Boob!

Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (gudj9)

lol
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (SH2Zi)

Brassiere or corset?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (LOVUx)

239 If you want to see Biden jump into action, tell him there's a shortage of diapers. That'll hit him where he lives.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (GRbI+)

240 Can't you just give babies almond milk?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (xPl2J)

241 If I may, I have a Modest Proposal.
Posted by: Jonathan Swift


When I said, "I love kids, but I can never eat a whole one." that was supposed to be a joke.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (SchxB)

242 Haven't heard much about 85 Octane at the pumps lately.

Posted by: mrp at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (6eRlp)

243 200 >> So, is there a way to get the fun bags to start producing without getin the chick pregnant?


All the Nut Milk you need.
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (V5J7y)

Oh, come on Dad. What are you doing that for? I drink from those things. Be better, Dad.
-- Some baby some where.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (N39Ws)

244 There is a shortage of Baby Formula because Biden's FDA shutdown the major factory that produced it.

Posted by: Vic at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (mZwKe)

245 I gave my kid goat milk instead of formula. she turned out fine.

Posted by: Bandana Dee at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (NlCS5)

246 The old formula was evaporated milk, water and a bit of Karo syrup. There are lots of other recipes out there. Some add vitamins of some sort, others don't use the Karo. You can use goat's milk in place of evaporated milk too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (5HBd1)

247 >>Does anybody know what in hell Biden was talking about, boxes of food?


America runs on MREs

Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (geLO8)

248
I don't remember any formula shortages or diesel shortages under Trump.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (/U27+)

249 Two weeks ago: Really how much worse could it get?

Today: They are intentionally starving American babies while giving the remaining stocks of formula to illegals worse.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (ESjRY)

250 I support Big Boob!

Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (gudj9)

lol
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (SH2Zi)

Brassiere or corset?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (LOVUx)

He's a hands on kind of guy.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (SH2Zi)

251 We need a new birth of Boob Love!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (dNqv+)

252 227 Not honey. You are not supposed to give honey to infants under one year, due to risk of botulism.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (5HBd1)

I don't think you should give botulism to kids at any age.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (Y5qcH)

253 "what the hell did people give their infants back in the old day?"

Pemmican pie with scrimshaw sauce.

Posted by: Dry Nurses Association at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (qpX6U)

254 Will Brawndo work?

Posted by: lin-duh at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (UUBmN)

255 Holy Crap.. he really doesn't know what day of the week it is... (mfers).. everyone who foisted this man upon will get their rewards one day... As a sinner myself, I know I must pay for them. I do believe God is an "equal" kinda guy.

Posted by: Silent at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (CrU4U)

256 So I guess our winter of misery and death is back on.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (yQpMk)

Yup... Joe said today the pandemic is not over
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (TQlM9)

They're predicting 100M new cases this winter in the U.S. The new and improved Oh Mah Cron variant.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (F/pgV)

257 but I hate him more than I hated Obama.


That's Racist!11ty

Posted by: DaveA at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (FhXTo)

258 Funny sad that the Dems have started a war on babies.

We must be able to kill babies in the womb and if that can't happen we will starve them. !!!

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (eCqFY)

259 I'm sure that there are some kind of drugs or hormones that dairy farmers use on their cows. Maybe they work on humans.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (xPl2J)
---------

I'm not a dairy farmer but don't the continually impregnate the cows so the they keep producing milk?

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (G0vdT)

260 Hey guys, if you would just buy an electric car, you wouldn't be worried about baby formula.

Posted by: White House Dept. of Messaging at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (QYPq3)

261 Watch this be a perverse way to see if leftists will let male abominations take lots of hormones and nurse their kids.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (x4faq)

262 Yup... Joe said today the pandemic is not over

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (TQlM9)

Well, he's right - the body can't clear the virus completely now, thanks to the vaccines. Which is why so many people keep getting covid.

What a nice future - almost constant illness.

Posted by: Miley's Parrot at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (Mzdiz)

263 I bet monkey milk would work.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (Y5qcH)

264 Babies shouldn't have honey. Chance of salmonella, I believe.

Posted by: GibsonGirl at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (KXY4V)

265 Those babies that are hungry need to find a nice rich public official, and bust up his marriage

You're welcome

Posted by: Jill in DC at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (RieKn)

266 You could probably pull a few gallons of donut milk out of Ana Navarro.
Posted by: N.L. Urker



I can see why Victor Davis Hanson comes here.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (S6gsw)

267 There is a shortage of Baby Formula because Biden's FDA shutdown the major factory that produced it.

Imagine explaining this to some one in the 50s.

1) The government can just close factories down when the president wants to?

2) THERE IS ONLY ONE MAJOR FACTORY MAKING IT!?!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (ESjRY)

268 I support Big Boob!

Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM


So do we!

Posted by: Playtex at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (RkC6l)

269 Fauci recommends infants wear N95 masks while feeding. We're all in this together.

Posted by: N I A I D at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (786Ro)

270 Wrong. We crave boobs. As God intended.
Posted by: Babies Everywhere


Some things you never outgrow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (SchxB)

271 157 That video was hysterical. As Biden said, "just unbelievable!".
The good news is that, unlike the rest of the world, Americans line up for boxes of food in their cars, protected from the elements and with radios and Wifi to pass the time.

Posted by: timactual at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (+oSfl)


He is delusional. The only instances in the US I know of in my lifetime of cars lined-up for a box of free food, were after natural disasters, mostly hurricanes. Does he realize that? Was he saying we should expect it to be the norm soon? Because of MAGA, or what? If anyone knows what Joe meant, call the White House so Joe can also know what he was talking about.

Posted by: BlueMoon at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (FYFBu)

272 /off parrot sock

Posted by: Miley the duchess at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (Mzdiz)

273 "wet nurses are back in demand!!!"

Dammit.
Posted by: Dry Nurses Association


1st step - Bring the baby to term.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (jv87l)

274 Joe can remember hauling truck loads of baby formula cross country back in his trucking days.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (eGTCV)

275 Bad sign. MUMR is making sense.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (u82oZ)

276 Man! Even Joe Biden is screaming mad about the incompetence of the current administration.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (SOV+T)

277 248
I don't remember any formula shortages or diesel shortages under Trump.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (/U27+)

I do not remember shortages of any kind for the past 40 years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (dNqv+)

278 I'm not a dairy farmer but don't the continually impregnate the cows so the they keep producing milk?
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (G0vdT)



*dons Handmaiden garb*

Posted by: Trigglypuff at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (yQpMk)

279 Plus, what kind of moron would have 36 tanks on a pontoon bridge at once?

The first few sink, like castles.

Posted by: DaveA (1st Monty Python joke wins) at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (FhXTo)

280 I'm really thinking of giving 211 here a call about getting some supplies from a food bank. Probably it would only be during business hours on a weekday, so those of us who, yanno, actually *work* would be outta luck.

Posted by: Pace Brand Salsa Consumers at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (txdEq)

281 Yeah, I told my husband during covid that I was so glad our youngest was off formula. He had a milk allergy (which he has now outgrown, thankfully) and had to have this special formula which was SO EXPENSIVE (about a dollar a bottle) and hard to find - it was rare for any store to have more than two small cans of it on their shelves. I spent more than one weekend afternoon driving around to every grocery store and Walmart in the area trying to find anyone who had it in stock. And this was 2017. I would have been in complete panic in 2020, or now. I can't imagine how those moms are feeling. Especially the ones who medically CAN'T nurse, which was my situation.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (8548M)

282 This thread could use the video ace posted a while back of the young boy at a Hooters who made the hand-sign for milk when he saw a waitress.

Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (VJsqe)

283 What's everyone complaining about? You have all the government cheese you can carry...what ? We're out of that too?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (eCqFY)

284 We Are the World 2:
Now, is the time. We cannot rest.
American babies thirsty at Momma's breast
No formula to feed them. No gas to drive away.
Starving, freezing in your house. That is where you'll stay!
We are the World
We're laughing at your ass
You had prosperity and freedom
But, that didn't last
Biden's election was all wrong
Now you're sucking Marx's dong
We are the World
We're laughing at your ass!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (OK0YZ)

285 Holy Crap.. he really doesn't know what day of the week it is...

*

As another moron wisely pointed out:

Have you ever seen anyone in a Biden shirt? But he somehow got 81M votes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (x4faq)

286 Does anybody know what in hell Biden was talking about, boxes of food? Because that's the situation at the food banks around here, but I can't imagine what else he is talking about.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (LOVUx
++++
He has a point. I'm sure of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (DU+/6)
^^^
If only he could remember it...

Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (anj39)

287 In the Hall of the MAGA King. Catchy title, no?

Posted by: Edvard Grieg at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (g6+Ik)

288 Trump Era bikini fashion show
---------
"That's just like jello on springs!"

Posted by: Jerry (aka Daphne) at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (fs1hN)

289 I'm sure that there are some kind of drugs or hormones that dairy farmers use on their cows. Maybe they work on humans.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (xPl2J)
---
Nothing like forcing people to become milk producers...All part of the plan of degrading us like animals.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (YIVH2)

290 I'm not a dairy farmer but don't the continually impregnate the cows so the they keep producing milk?
Posted by: WisRich


That's how it works.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (jv87l)

291 I support Big Boob!
Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM


Cross your heart?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (a3Q+t)

292 Sundowner non press conference

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (5WpHf)

293 Damn I forgot my Biden sock. Well at least that's something Biden would also forget.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (eCqFY)

294 267 There is a shortage of Baby Formula because Biden's FDA shutdown the major factory that produced it.

Imagine explaining this to some one in the 50s.

1) The government can just close factories down when the president wants to?

2) THERE IS ONLY ONE MAJOR FACTORY MAKING IT!?!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (ESjRY)


This literally just made me remember something. Years ago my friend dated a guy who had an energy company based in DE. He was Republican, but apparently he donated to Biden because, as he said, as a DE business, he had to. Now it all makes sense. It's the Biden way.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (szWS4)

295 Hong Kong action fans may recall that in the original script for Woo's 1992 masterpiece Hard Boiled the bad guy's evil plot was to poison baby food. It was changed because American audiences would be queasy at that. But the ending scene continued to feature CYF with a baby.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

296 I once gave my niece a lemon wedge when she was a baby. She didn't like it. But I kept giving them to her and now she loves lemons.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (Y5qcH)

297 You promised me dog or hyah!

Posted by: Mayor Quimby at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (yQpMk)

298 Not the best day to advertise for cryptocurrency.
Posted by: NeverBiden at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (eIGHH)


BUY ON THE DIP!!!

Posted by: VOTE PAPOON! NOT A DIP! at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (xhaym)

299 Brawndo, It's what babiest crave. It's got electrolytes.

Posted by: President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (62IPY)

300 I remember in the grapes of wrath where the mom that lost her child started nursing the starving man. This was towards the end. I don't know if that made it into the movie. "That one depressing Steinbeck novel"

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (0fVbu)

301 Here's the recipe, if needed:

https://tinyurl.com/yckm7zm8

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (5HBd1)

302 Goat milk tastes like...goat.

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (AwYPR)

303 Weasel

My cupped hands can only support D Cup Boobs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (u82oZ)

304 garrett: "Electrolytes!"

Yes, Brawndo Boob Juice has the electrolytes kids krave!

Posted by: Brawndo Thirst Mutilator Corporation at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (aXxgO)

305 They bring in some Mexican weather girls as wet nurses. Well, they're almost certainly dry but it might be worth the wait.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (eGTCV)

306 I'm not a dairy farmer but don't the continually impregnate the cows so the they keep producing milk?

Far from an expert here, but I believe as long as there's demand the cow will keep producing. Doesn't matter if it's a calf or a milking machine, just drain those udders on a regular basis and she'll make more.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (SchxB)

307 I didn't realize at the time how big an impact the bombing of that baby milk factory in Iraq would have.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (Qhnrt)

308 214 Baby formula is made from babies!
Posted by: Childton Heston at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (uH1zk)

I thought that was Baby Oil
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM

We use the whole baby. Nothing is left to waste.

Posted by: planned "parenthood" at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (59CDR)

309 Plus, what kind of moron would have 36 tanks on a pontoon bridge at once?

*

The Ghost of Kiev did launched the missile that blew up the bridge, and he was heard on the radio saying "f*ck you" before he died when the Russians blew up his ship. Or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (x4faq)

310 No president wants to be personally associated with a scarcity in baby formula that may literally result in dead babies.

--------------

Continuing the tradition of outsourcing their intentions to others, the Democrats would rather you just abort your baby rather than be responsible for their death. But if you won't, then they will just have to do it. The communist way.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 01:57 PM (sX1BW)

311 198 How big is a battalion? Russia supposedly lost an entire battalion and three dozen tanks after Ukrainian forces blew up a poonton bridge.
---
A battalion has at least two companies, so about 400 soldiers minimum. Battalions can have five or six companies, but I don't think the Russian army is organized that way.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 12, 2022 01:57 PM (sWM8x)

312 I'm not a dairy farmer but don't the continually impregnate the cows so the they keep producing milk?
Posted by: WisRich


yes. and the farmers do it themselves, like real men, not with some machine

Posted by: brak at May 12, 2022 01:57 PM (j5Tg0)

313 The recipe for making your own formula is long and full of things most people don't have.

That sounded dirty.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 01:57 PM (DcKNO)

314 178 The only way to save the Baby Milk Factory was to destroy it.

I love the smell of burning Similac in the morning...

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (QzJWU)

Didn't the media tell us that Bush blew up baby milk factories? So, pretty sure this is his fault.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff, now with 50% more MAGA! at May 12, 2022 01:57 PM (VGRuw)

315 Wrong. We crave boobs. As God intended.
Posted by: Babies Everywhere

Some things you never outgrow.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM


Like model trains, they're intended for the kids, but the dads wind up playing with them more.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 01:57 PM (RkC6l)

316 Yeah,F. Joe screeches about how he can't believe this is America, with people having to wait 1.5 hours for a box of food. His outrage would be admirable, if he were doing something to stop the situation. Which he isn't. And his handlers are making it worse.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022 01:57 PM (txdEq)

317 I'm not a dairy farmer but don't the continually impregnate the cows so the they keep producing milk?
Posted by: WisRich


Lies back, exhales cigarette smoke

Posted by: Bull at May 12, 2022 01:57 PM (mR6Gs)

318 Have they found a way to pin this on DeSantis for going after Disney?

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (bdsA4)

319 Tanned. Rested. Ready.

https://tinyurl.com/mtmzhn7f

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (SH2Zi)

320 Russia supposedly lost an entire battalion and three dozen tanks after Ukrainian forces blew up a poonton bridge.

Sure, that sounds believable. I'll have to wait for the authentic video-game footage, though.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (wwcKe)

321 I remember in the grapes of wrath where the mom that lost her child started nursing the starving man. This was towards the end. I don't know if that made it into the movie. "That one depressing Steinbeck novel"

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (0fVbu)

Not bad w/some saltines.

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (AwYPR)

322 Duncanthrax--well said. We need a strategic boob reserve. I volunteer to oversee this vital resource.

Posted by: MAGA^100 at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (S7une)

323 I'm not a dairy farmer but don't the continually impregnate the cows so the they keep producing milk?
Posted by: WisRich

yes. and the farmers do it themselves, like real men, not with some machine

------------

Those are some sick farmers.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (sX1BW)

324 2) THERE IS ONLY ONE MAJOR FACTORY MAKING IT!?!

*

No, no, no. American companies moved the rest of the production facilities to Asian lands. You know, like China.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (x4faq)

325 Pretty sure Twisted People is the follow-on band for Twisted Sister.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (anj39)

This is all part of the family tree of the Mamas and the Papas.
Sly and the Family Stoned were an offshoot
There was also Uncle Cracker
They didn't talk about Twisted Sister in polite company

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (MFphb)

326 Two weeks ago: Really how much worse could it get?

Today: They are intentionally starving American babies while giving the remaining stocks of formula to illegals worse.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (ESjRY)
++++
Yet another example of too many cooks in the kitchen. Nobody is charge and the members of the Politburo are doing whatever they hell they want within their own empires. I'll bet the Illegal Alien guy in the politburo didn't even know there was a formula shortage.

It's like "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing" except that it's one of those Hindu deities with 10 arms.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (DU+/6)

327 I thought that was Baby Oil

Get to fracking, big boy.
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM (V5J7y)
____________

We need to tap the Strategic Oil Reserve, which is apparently on Gavin Newsom's hair.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (GRbI+)

328 You know who else used to shout and scream when things were starting to go bad?

Posted by: JILL-AVA BIDEN at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (6BTho)

329 One popular children's food before formula was condensed milk with sugar in it.

Posted by: Vic at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (mZwKe)

330 I love the smell of burning Similac in the morning...

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (QzJWU)

LOL

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (bdsA4)

331 That video was hysterical. As Biden said, "just unbelievable!".
The good news is that, unlike the rest of the world, Americans line up for boxes of food in their cars, protected from the elements and with radios and Wifi to pass the time.

Posted by: timactual at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (+oSfl)

It's like Biden only recently learned of places like WalMart offering curbside pickup where they will bring groceries to your car. And he thinks it's like the 73 Oil Crisis or something?

Posted by: Mainah at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (B+qrE)

332 Russia supposedly lost an entire battalion and three dozen tanks after Ukrainian forces blew up a poonton bridge.

Sure, that sounds believable. I'll have to wait for the authentic video-game footage, though.
Posted by: t-bird at M


Ghost of Endor got to them.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (6XHLQ)

333 Alice Cooper - Dead Babies
https://youtu.be/JkbS2Zrcl6g

The new theme song for the Biden era

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (xPl2J)

334 Like model trains, they're intended for the kids, but the dads wind up playing with them more.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 01:57 PM (RkC6l)

I Am a Child

Posted by: Neil Young, Lionel Train afficianado at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (mR6Gs)

335 Yeah,F. Joe screeches about how he can't believe this is America, with people having to wait 1.5 hours for a box of food. His outrage would be admirable, if he were doing something to stop the situation. Which he isn't. And his handlers are making it worse.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022

Has he threatened to punch himself out?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (eGTCV)

336 Missing Russian battalion not long after the Ghost of Endor's announcement. Coincidence?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (a3Q+t)

337 Asked my mother about this the other day.
She told me before formula back in the mid-60s when my brother was a baby, they would use powdered milk with a little Karo syrup added to it, in lieu of plain old cow's milk.

Some Mom's might need to improvise something similar if things get worse with the shortages.

Posted by: 2centsPlusInflation at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (6ydKt)

338 No, no, no. American companies moved the rest of the production facilities to Asian lands. You know, like China.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (x4faq)
______________

Baby formula, now with added melamine!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (GRbI+)

339 The Ghost of Endor is real.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (yQpMk)

340 I'm not a dairy farmer but don't the continually impregnate the cows so the they keep producing milk?
Posted by: WisRich

Once a cow gives milk after birth, they just keep on milking her, and she just keeps on giving.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (MFphb)

341 Infants are bad for the environment anyways.

And the white ones are all racists.

Posted by: White Prog at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (dYe5S)

342 He has a point. I'm sure of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (DU+/6)

And if he combed his hair differently it wouldn't show.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (LOVUx)

343 that decrepit old piece of shit should stop with the blood libel that MAGA is responsible for food shortages

Posted by: x at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (uQFwj)

344 64 Gee, some reporter should ask how much baby formula the Federal government has purchased over the last 12 months. Specifically for the illegal immigrants and for Ukraine.
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (G0vdT)

Says the guy with the GLOWIE hash...

Posted by: Inogame at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (53oGX)

345 Today: They are intentionally starving American babies while giving the remaining stocks of formula to illegals worse.

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Next thing you'll tell me is they will intentionally cut of oil drilling despite the increase in oil prices due to low supply.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (sX1BW)

346 301 Here's the recipe, if needed:

https://tinyurl.com/yckm7zm8
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (5HBd1)

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This recipe is far shorter and easier than the ones I've seen online.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (DcKNO)

347 Hard to believe the inmates staged a coup and are now running the United States.

As for Brandon's speech, not sure what he was on about. The only food lines I know of were either at food banks or churches.

Gosh, if one doesn't have a job, and one is depending on the generosity of others, I sort of think waiting an hour, hour and a half isn't asking too much.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (5pTK/)

348 Russia supposedly lost an entire battalion and three dozen tanks after Ukrainian forces blew up a poonton bridge.

Sure, that sounds believable. I'll have to wait for the authentic video-game footage, though.
Posted by: t-bird


https://bit.ly/3l5yQYI

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (jv87l)

349 It's like "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing" except that it's one of those Hindu deities with 10 arms.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (DU+/6)

___________________________________

I'd fuck the one with yuge boobs . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 12, 2022 02:01 PM (iFTx/)

350 Great minds! Wait, no , I dio not think alike with bat advocates.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 02:01 PM (6XHLQ)

351
tom nichols, david french, alex vindman and 7 other fat cucks are going to ukraine to fight for Burisma!

They call themselves...

Force Ten From Provolone

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:01 PM (62fzJ)

352 I'm not a dairy farmer but don't the continually impregnate the cows so the they keep producing milk?
Posted by: WisRich

yes. and the farmers do it themselves, like real men, not with some machine
____________

So there's hope for Stacy Abrams?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:01 PM (GRbI+)

353 I saw Alice Cooper with Flo and Eddie in '73...somewhere.

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 02:01 PM (AwYPR)

354 Hard to believe the inmates staged a coup and are now running the United States.

As for Brandon's speech, not sure what he was on about. The only food lines I know of were either at food banks or churches.

Gosh, if one doesn't have a job, and one is depending on the generosity of others, I sort of think waiting an hour, hour and a half isn't asking too much.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (5pTK/)

Childish ingrates.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (QnA5H)

355 Imagine how rich those illegals will be if one of their leech babies dies from tainted free formula.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (x4faq)

356 t-bird

Check out the pontoon bridges, tanks, and IL-76s painted on the side of the Ghosts of Endor X-Wing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (u82oZ)

357 I once gave my niece a lemon wedge when she was a baby. She didn't like it. But I kept giving them to her and now she loves lemons.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (Y5qcH)

That works with crack too.

Posted by: Hunter B. at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (F/pgV)

358 It's like "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"
______________

Leave Jeffrey Toobin out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (GRbI+)

359 that decrepit old piece of shit should stop with the blood libel that MAGA is responsible for food shortages
Posted by: x at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (uQFwj)
++++
It's literally they have. Everything bad is because of Putin and MAGA, and they might as well be the same thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (DU+/6)

360 Someone on FB posted a picture of the formula from the 60s. And it looked exactly like the one I just posted. But as they say in the article, people also gave the baby vitamins, as the formula doesn't contain them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (5HBd1)

361 Is David French blaming Evangelical Christians for the shortages?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (eGTCV)

362 It's like "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing" except that it's one of those Hindu deities with 10 arms.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (DU+/6)

SHIVA!

Posted by: Ruxin at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (B+qrE)

363 Maybe oughta be proactive, prepare for shortages of adult formula too.

Posted by: gp's Sympathy Hydrant at May 12, 2022 02:03 PM (qpX6U)

364 I'm not a dairy farmer but don't the continually impregnate the cows so the they keep producing milk?

You also have to keep milking so they don't go dry.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 02:03 PM (wwcKe)

365 Today: They are intentionally starving American babies while giving the remaining stocks of formula to illegals worse.
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Next thing you'll tell me is they will intentionally cut of oil drilling despite the increase in oil prices due to low supply.

**

The Ike Turner system of government.

Why you make me keep hitting you, baby?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 02:03 PM (x4faq)

366 Gosh, if one doesn't have a job, and one is depending on the generosity of others, I sort of think waiting an hour, hour and a half isn't asking too much.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (5pTK/)
____________

It's not like they have to take time off from work.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:03 PM (GRbI+)

367 "The FDA says it's not likely that the bacteria came from the plant.

Why is the plant still shut down?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

they need to show the little people who is Boss.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 12, 2022 02:03 PM (Cus5s)

368 tom nichols, david french, alex vindman and 7 other fat cucks are going to ukraine to fight for Burisma!

They call themselves...

Force Ten From Provolone
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:01 PM (62fzJ)

Add 2 and you have The Girthy Dozen.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 02:03 PM (QnA5H)

369 Is David French blaming Evangelical Christians for the shortages?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (eGTCV)
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*scribbles note*

Thanks!

Posted by: Jonah David Kristol at May 12, 2022 02:03 PM (5pTK/)

370 So now I see we are headed for a Diesel fuel shortage... Is there nothing Trump can't do ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 02:03 PM (TQlM9)

371 Russian oil revenues up 50%, at record high.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (UuD2k)

372 There are formula recipes for regular use and then there are "emergency" formula recipes...for short-term use.

They are very different.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (DcKNO)

373 301 Here's the recipe, if needed:

https://tinyurl.com/yckm7zm8
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (5HBd1)
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I will purge this because a baby formula shortage is disinformation. There is no baby formula shortage.

Posted by: Nina Jankowicz at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (iDcra)

374 We need common sense baby formula control.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (bdsA4)

375 Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news

Force Ten From Provolone

*golf clap*

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (u82oZ)

376 SHIVA!
Posted by: Ruxin at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (B+qrE)
++++
Sometimes. Usually Shiva only has four arms, but sometimes more. Same thing with Ganesha, who has anywhere from two arms to many arms. The number of arms is variable on most of the deities, which strikes me as odd - but with several thousand years of history and 300+ million deities and variants to work with, there's a lot of room for variation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (DU+/6)

377 Great minds! Wait, no , I dio not think alike with bat advocates.
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 02:01 PM


Shake free from the nebulous and nefarious cloud that Big Penguin has emitted around you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (a3Q+t)

378 I once gave my niece a lemon wedge when she was a baby. She didn't like it. But I kept giving them to her and now she loves lemons.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe



Start 'em young.

Posted by: Stonewall Jackson at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (786Ro)

379 Can babies tolerate Ensure?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (5pTK/)

380 It's like Idi Bidin without the medals ...

A banana-in-the-tailpipe republic, if you can keep it.

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (SC4LU)

381 tom nichols, david french, alex vindman and 7 other fat cucks are going to ukraine to fight for Burisma!

They call themselves...

Force Ten From Provolone
Posted by: Soothsayer


Force Ten from Provolone, part of Meal Team Six

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (jv87l)

382 Next thing you'll tell me is they will intentionally cut of oil drilling despite the increase in oil prices due to low supply.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (sX1BW)

The senile old fucker just closed Cook Inlet. Hey, it's not like Alaskans need to make a living. We can always just get in our cars for boxes of food.

Except we can't afford the gas, either.

Bastard.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (LOVUx)

383 Maybe oughta be proactive, prepare for shortages of adult formula too.

Posted by: gp's Sympathy Hydrant at May 12, 2022 02:03 PM (qpX6U)

There's a bourbon shortage coming!?

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (AwYPR)

384 Here's a write-up on the Russian Bridge On The River Die:

https://tinyurl.com/Drowned-Rooskie-Tank-Batt

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (ET441)

385
Add 2 and you have The Girthy Dozen.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Nice.

That'll be the sequel.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (62fzJ)

386 I realized that there wasn't any good part of my hands or arm to test if the formula was too hot. Probably from years of doing dishes in steaming hot water. So I would test some on my tongue. It was never not gross.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (0fVbu)

387 235 I have one relevant question, who is executive branching this country? I mean, who is in charge?

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM

---------------

The country is run by the Pentavarate.
A secret society that is made up of five of the wealthiest powers in the world: the queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.

Posted by: portlandon at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (+oR7L)

388 I sort of love that any Southerner can make baby formula with items on hand.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (x4faq)

389 Breast milk is made from people!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (yQpMk)

390 The next Congress needs to address the Baby Formula Gap

Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 02:06 PM (geLO8)

391 Four babies got sick and two of them died. Abbott recalled formula and investigated their plant. Now Abbott says the plant was not the source of the bacteria that caused the illnesses. The FDA says it's not likely that the bacteria came from the plant.

Why is the plant still shut down?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (sWM8x)
++++
From what I've read, it's because the FDA hasn't approved its restart yet. As to *why* it hasn't, I'd guess a mixture of "red tape and bureaucratic morass" and "the investigator in charge of the incident is *pissed* they couldn't assigned blame and levy a huge fine against Abbott, and is being deliberately obstructionist."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:06 PM (DU+/6)

392 DO NOT TAKE

lawl.

Slap a Walgreens sign on that baby and pilfer away.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2022 02:06 PM (6FeV1)

393 As for Brandon's speech, not sure what he was on about. The only food lines I know of were either at food banks or churches.

Gosh, if one doesn't have a job, and one is depending on the generosity of others, I sort of think waiting an hour, hour and a half isn't asking too much.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (5pTK/)
===

I'm missing The Price is Right!

Posted by: Welfare Mother at May 12, 2022 02:06 PM (iDcra)

394 You will eat Kaboom and you'll be happy

Posted by: The Great Reset at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (786Ro)

395 376 SHIVA!
Posted by: Ruxin at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (B+qrE)
++++
Sometimes. Usually Shiva only has four arms, but sometimes more. Same thing with Ganesha, who has anywhere from two arms to many arms. The number of arms is variable on most of the deities, which strikes me as odd - but with several thousand years of history and 300+ million deities and variants to work with, there's a lot of room for variation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Is that the one that sits on low stools and covers all the mirrors?

Posted by: planned at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (59CDR)

396 Today: They are intentionally starving American babies while giving the remaining stocks of formula to illegals worse.
_____________

It is literally better to be an illegal alien than to be a taxpaying American citizen. If you're a wetback, you don't need to: 1) pay taxes; 2) get a driver's license; 3) register your car; 4) get auto insurance; 5) obey traffic laws; 6) obey any other laws you don't like; 7) pay traffic tickets; pay for health insurance; 9) pay property tax; 10) pay for tuition at the Univ. of California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (GRbI+)

397 Remarkably, very little discussion over at DU on this. Only thread I found had a standard news excerpt of the situation, and some interesting reactions:

How are we fixing this? At this point what difference does it make who is at fault. Let's fix it and then we an investigate it and find fault. The 'ole Hillary defense!

One of the problems is this confounded "just in time" delivery system that almost all industry has adopted. because nothing says low prices and efficiency like every store stockpiling supplies.

The solution is for parents to stop freaking out and feed their babies cows milk...How do you think babies survived BEFORE there was formula that was marketed....for a god damn profit!

DEFENSE PRODUCTION ACT NOW! Nothing like a heavy-handed government solution to a government-inflicted problem.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (16bRC)

398 The senile old fucker just closed Cook Inlet. Hey, it's not like Alaskans need to make a living. We can always just get in our cars for boxes of food. ...
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (LOVUx)
++++
And they claim the leases were canceled because there weren't enough bids. Maybe that is even true. If it is, I wonder if they've bothered to ask *why* there aren't more bids in the middle of an energy crisis.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (DU+/6)

399 The country is run by the Pentavarate.
A secret society that is made up of five of the wealthiest powers in the world: the queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.
Posted by: portlandon at May 12, 2022 02:05

😳

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (6XHLQ)

400 Force Ten From Provolone
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:01 PM (62fzJ)

Doing the Smedley laugh here.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (MFphb)

401 Wait until there's a shortage of Franzia. Suburban wine aunts will go berserk.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (Qy7kP)

402 How long before people start getting disinformation warnings for sharing powdered milk and karo syrup recipes

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (bg3iC)

403 >.I have one relevant question, who is executive branching this country? I mean, who is in charge?


it's run by a committee, centered at a certain house in the Kalorama neighborhood of Washington DC

you would recognize the names, mostly from the Obama administration

Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (geLO8)

404 https://bit.ly/3l5yQYI
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (jv87l)
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The linked article cites a Forbes estimate of 50 vehicles and 1000 men lost. Stunning if true, and it appears to be true.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (sWM8x)

405 If you knew a dude that was stocking up on baby formula like 4 years ago you'd have called the funny farm on him.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (bdsA4)

406 I have one relevant question, who is executive branching this country? I mean, who is in charge?

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM


No one. You have various factions each trying to use Joe for their own ends.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (wmDcS)

407 The smell of Little Meanies vomited up Cheerios in the cracks of the back seat of my car….

Ah I miss having little ones.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (1LjKR)

408 I'd guess a mixture of "red tape and bureaucratic morass" and "the investigator in charge of the incident is *pissed* they couldn't assigned blame and levy a huge fine against Abbott, and is being deliberately obstructionist."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:06 PM (DU+/6)

You would of course be crushed if you missed a regulator deadline, but the regulars themselves ignore them at will.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (UuD2k)

409 I'm missing The Price is Right!
Posted by: Welfare Mother at May 12, 2022 02:06 PM (iDcra)
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Pull it up on your iPhone 11 with the unlimited data plan.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (5pTK/)

410 346 301 Here's the recipe, if needed:

https://tinyurl.com/yckm7zm8
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (5HBd1)

------

This recipe is far shorter and easier than the ones I've seen online.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (DcKNO)

FWIW, there's a pediatrician on Twitter who says to not use this recipe. Insufficient vitamins/minerals. Long term use will lead to health problems.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff, now with 50% more MAGA! at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (VGRuw)

411 400 Force Ten From Provolone
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:01 PM (62fzJ)


Mozzarella's Heroes?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)

412 "48 Russia supposedly lost an entire battalion and three dozen tanks after Ukrainian forces blew up a poonton bridge.

Sure, that sounds believable. I'll have to wait for the authentic video-game footage, though.
Posted by: t-bird"

What they might be trying to say is that the "battalion" has been knocked out, because they've lost all their equipment (and a bunch of men). Think Engineering Battalion with 300+ construction workers and all of their bridging equipment (maybe 10+ 40' truck loads).

It got flattened by artillery, the trucks torched (unarmored), pontoon bridge destroyed, etc. Its essentially been "knocked out" and has to be rebuilt from scratch.

Posted by: Scott_T at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (2waQ7)

413 Gosh, if one doesn't have a job, and one is depending on the generosity of others, I sort of think waiting an hour, hour and a half isn't asking too much.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (5pTK/)
===

I'm missing The Price is Right!
Posted by: Welfare Mother at May 12, 2022 02:06 PM (iDcra)
___________

Nah, she's sleeping all day, after clubbing all night until dawn. During which time the kids are chained to a radiator. And she doesn't feed the kids anyway; the schools do that.

We are literally favoring the most worthless people in society.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (GRbI+)

414 The country is run by the Pentavarate.
A secret society that is made up of five of the wealthiest powers in the world: the queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.
Posted by: portlandon at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (+oR7L)
++++
TURN DOWN THE BAY CITY ROLLERS

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (DU+/6)

415 227 Not honey. You are not supposed to give honey to infants under one year, due to risk of botulism.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (5HBd1)

i agree its not "safe," especially unpasteurized honey, but i think the context was what did people USED to do. And that IS what happened. They didnt have Karo syrup.

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (jhAhX)

416 My wife and I are literally scouring supermarket websites trying to find baby formula for our granddaughter. Thought we had scored some this morning, only to get a text when my wife pulled into the store's parking lot that our order for pickup had been cancelled. 20 minutes prior, it had been "in stock".

The gal my wife spoke to face-to-face at the store said "we thought it would be here by now".

Jesus H. Christ.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (wtvvX)

417
FWIW, there's a pediatrician on Twitter who says to not use this recipe. Insufficient vitamins/minerals. Long term use will lead to health problems.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff, now with 50% more MAGA! at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (VGRuw)

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The recipe posted here is for "emergency" short-term use only.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (DcKNO)

418 So now I see we are headed for a Diesel fuel shortage... Is there nothing Trump can't do ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 02:03 PM (TQlM9)

Considering all the diesel pickups around these parts, I for one welcome the shortage.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (F/pgV)

419 If you knew a dude that was stocking up on baby formula like 4 years ago you'd have called the funny farm on him.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (bdsA4)

What's the shelf life on the stuff? Might be a good thing to add to stocks for your group, or at least the powdered milk, karo syrup ingredients.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (SH2Zi)

420 Democrats: Caring more about every one else except Americans and American babies.

Glad the Illegals do not have to worry about eating or paying for anything.

If this does not wake up middle of the road parents, I have no idea what will do it.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (J9wxX)

421 374 We need common sense baby formula control.
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (bdsA4)
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Better yet, we need to focus on baby formula from renewables.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (G0vdT)

422 Cat Ass Trophy

Why I have older reference books.

FWIW, my late up-the-hill neighbors were the ones that developed the advanced baby formula. They saved millions of lives.

They would be very sad to see all this.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (u82oZ)

423 Baby formula shortage may be Biden's Katrina.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (rJ48h)

424 411 400 Force Ten From Provolone
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:01 PM (62fzJ)

Mozzarella's Heroes?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)
____________

The Dirty Lettuce

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (GRbI+)

425 Keep an eye on Russia while Putin goes in for cancer surgery (soon).
It could be that Putin is the one holding off the nuke launches.
With him incapacitated, who knows...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (jTmQV)

426 I have one relevant question, who is executive branching this country? I mean, who is in charge?

Posted by: runner



An angry pink haired chick on TikTok.

Posted by: Hands at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (786Ro)

427 >>> and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.
Posted by: portlandon at May 12, 2022 02:05

😳
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (6XHLQ)


It's why you crave his chicken fortnightly!

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (0fVbu)

428 Someone should remind Biden that if he kills all the babies he won't have any tweens to sniff in a few years

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (ESjRY)

429 Biden is a coward and horrible person

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (Irn0L)

430 414 The country is run by the Pentavarate.
A secret society that is made up of five of the wealthiest powers in the world: the queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.
Posted by: portlandon at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (+oR7L)
++++
TURN DOWN THE BAY CITY ROLLERS
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (DU+/6)


By request:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKKEbrYVbjo

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (s2VJv)

431 It is literally better to be an illegal alien than to be a taxpaying American citizen. If you're a wetback, you don't need to: 1) pay taxes; 2) get a driver's license; 3) register your car; 4) get auto insurance; 5) obey traffic laws; 6) obey any other laws you don't like; 7) pay traffic tickets; pay for health insurance; 9) pay property tax; 10) pay for tuition at the Univ. of California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
===

11) Forced to get a covid shot.
12) Forced to show ID to fly... for free.

it goes on and on.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (iDcra)

432 FWIW, there's a pediatrician on Twitter who says to not use this recipe. Insufficient vitamins/minerals. Long term use will lead to health problems.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff, now with 50% more MAGA! at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (VGRuw)


OTOH, starvation is a short term health problem.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (yQpMk)

433 Baby formula shortage may be Biden's Katrina.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (rJ48h)
++++
The dude has been bouncing from one calamity to another like a ping-pong ball in a clothes dryer since he was sworn in.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (DU+/6)

434 FWIW, there's a pediatrician on Twitter who says to not use this recipe. Insufficient vitamins/minerals. Long term use will lead to health problems.
-------------------------------------------
Short term missing out on formula with no substitutions will led to serious health problems. Doesn't anyone know how to balance risks anymore?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (fs1hN)

435 Here's a write-up on the Russian Bridge On The River Die:

https://tinyurl.com/Drowned-Rooskie-Tank-Batt


What's the over-under on the debunking? I'm thinking by 4pm.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (Faksa)

436 I hear Liz Cheney and breasts, and I think the curdled milk from the leathern teats of Baphomet.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (1LjKR)

437 Biden thinks Baby Formula One is some kind of racing circuit; therefore, a combustible engine is bad and we need to move away from this kind of emission. Expect no action.

Posted by: Lex at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (98qJM)

438
Mozzarella's Heroes?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)

Marines...looking for a few gouda men.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (F/pgV)

439 FWIW, there's a pediatrician on Twitter who says to not use this recipe.

*

Animals eat it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 02:12 PM (x4faq)

440 Keep an eye on Russia while Putin goes in for cancer surgery (soon).
It could be that Putin is the one holding off the nuke launches.
With him incapacitated, who knows...
Posted by: gourmand du jour


YOLO BABUSHKA!!!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:12 PM (jv87l)

441 gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom

The US of A has become an evil country. Very sad.

We are backing the Russians into a corner with no retreat. Stupid.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:12 PM (u82oZ)

442 Baby Formula Shortage? Why no mention of bewbies?

This might affect Mayor Pete and his “wife” but I’m not seeing the problem here.

Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2022 02:12 PM (d/ps/)

443 Mozzarella's Heroes?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)

Marines...looking for a few gouda men.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (F/pgV)

Tempura Fry.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:12 PM (SH2Zi)

444 It could be that Putin is the one holding off the nuke launches.
With him incapacitated,


When the FNM was claiming Russia was paying the Taliban to kill American soldiers, it also claimed an appropriate response was a first strike on Moscow.

And...the US government has admitted it is killing Russian soldiers in Ukraine...and even sending western military leaders.

We'll be lucky to get through this without a few mushroom clouds.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 02:12 PM (ESjRY)

445 438
Mozzarella's Heroes?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)

Marines...looking for a few gouda men.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (F/pgV)


Tora! Tora! Tortellini!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (s2VJv)

446 The linked article cites a Forbes estimate of 50 vehicles and 1000 men lost. Stunning if true, and it appears to be true.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (sWM8x)
______________

I watched a BBC report from Ukraine, and it appears that the Russians are in fact getting their asses kicked. I assume that the BBC would, if anything, lean pro-Russian.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (GRbI+)

447 I know we had Karo syrup in the 50s. I'd bet it's been around longer than that.

The website I posted said this is for short term use as it does not include any vitamins. However, if you did get baby vitamins from your doctor, you could use it longer term. Certainly better than having a hungry baby.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (5HBd1)

448
Democrats slogan for '22: aborted babies don't need formula, just sayin'

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (62fzJ)

449 Good news from the Administration:

Your baby may not have food right now but it can still get its coof vaccine. Available locally and wherever medicine is sold.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (bdsA4)

450 Baby Formula Shortage? Why no mention of bewbies?

Okay troops, milk 'em if you have 'em.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (G0vdT)

451 Sorry, dear. You'll just have to cry yourself to sleep tonight with hunger pangs. A pediatrician on twitter said this formula I could make for you has insufficient vitamin content to sustain you for more than six months to a year and he recommends I don't feed you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (x4faq)

452 J.J. Sefton

Taco! Taco! Taco!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (u82oZ)

453 FWIW, there's a pediatrician on Twitter who says to not use this recipe.

---------------------------------------

He can't be a good pediatrician if his office is Twitter.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (UuD2k)

454 I have one relevant question, who is executive branching this country? I mean, who is in charge?
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (6XHLQ)


unpaid interns and junior staff of the important staff that were hired because they were related to someone important, and this is because all the cabinet and agency heads are hired from a pool of sycophants that are unable to do any work besides stuffing the pockets of their family and are terrified of making an actual decision contrary to the ever-changing goals of the administration.

"great opportunity presents itself when authority is abdicated"

and the weasels and rats are taking advantage of that great opportunity that has presented itself

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (xhaym)

455 416 My wife and I are literally scouring supermarket websites trying to find baby formula for our granddaughter.

Jesus H. Christ.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (wtvvX)

Seriously, get goat milk. The only problem is that the baby might not like downgrading to formula later.

Posted by: Bandana Dee at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (NlCS5)

456 The US of A has become an evil country. Very sad.
We are backing the Russians into a corner with no retreat. Stupid.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
___

*waves*

*goes back to canning*

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (R037X)

457 I love the smell of burning Similac in the morning...

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Charley don't nurse!

Posted by: Colonel Kilgore at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (786Ro)

458 Mozzarella's Heroes?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)

Marines...looking for a few gouda men.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (F/pgV)
____________

Brie Larsen is at the recruiter's right now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (GRbI+)

459 I watched a BBC report from Ukraine, and it appears that the Russians are in fact getting their asses kicked. I assume that the BBC would, if anything, lean pro-Russian.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (GRbI+)


------

Lean pro-Russian? Absolutely not. Only against Americans.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (DcKNO)

460 You think a baby would like butter?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (UuD2k)

461 Baby Formula Shortage? Why no mention of bewbies?

This might affect Mayor Pete and his “wife” but I’m not seeing the problem here.
Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2022 02:12 PM (d/ps/)
++++
Unless your boobs are unproductive (or inadequately productive) or the baby has some problem and needs one of the formulas.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (DU+/6)

462
We are backing the Russians into a corner with no retreat. Stupid.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:12 PM (u82oZ)


This.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (anj39)

463
Maybe Lia John Thomas can demonstrate the breast stroke. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (s2VJv)

464 And they claim the leases were canceled because there weren't enough bids. Maybe that is even true. If it is, I wonder if they've bothered to ask *why* there aren't more bids in the middle of an energy crisis.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (DU+/6)

It costs real money to mobilize up here, and once enough of the leases are closed, then it doesn't pay to go wildcatting. If a company can't produce somewhere else while wildcatting, they will leave and not come back without some good incentive. Shell moved out a couple of years ago and they won't even sniff the deals.

Stupid idiots in the fed don't have a clue about the oil business.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (LOVUx)

465
Kelly's Gyros??

(that's pronounced "heroes" for those of you in Rio Linda)

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (62fzJ)

466 435 Here's a write-up on the Russian Bridge On The River Die:

https://tinyurl.com/Drowned-Rooskie-Tank-Batt

What's the over-under on the debunking? I'm thinking by 4pm.
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (Faksa)

48 hour rule

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (V6f9+)

467 The US of A has become an evil country. Very sad.
We are backing the Russians into a corner with no retreat. Stupid.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
______________

Yep. But in return we get ... what?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (GRbI+)

468 What do you add to the goat milk? Anything?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (DcKNO)

469 IIRC Russia hasn't declared this a war yet. It's a "demilitarization effort" or some such thing.

I don't think we want them to decide it's a war.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (x4faq)

470
A "gyro" is a greek sammich, for those of you in Rio Linda.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (62fzJ)

471 467 48 hour rule
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (V6f9+)

========

That's a long time for food to sit on the floor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

472 Mozzarella's Heroes?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)


Hoagie's Heros.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (MFphb)

473 416 My wife and I are literally scouring supermarket websites trying to find baby formula for our granddaughter.

Jesus H. Christ.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (wtvvX)


organicbabyshop(dot)com

ships same day. European brands so expensive but no shortage

Posted by: brak at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (j5Tg0)

474 Wait. Are we supposed to be mad about the baby formula shortage or should we be defending it? Please advise.

Posted by: The NPCs at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (bdsA4)

475 The new Mike Myers show on one of the streaming networks is supposed to exist in the same universe as So I Married An Axe Murderer. The trailers I've seen don't look so great.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (0fVbu)

476 Unless your boobs are unproductive (or inadequately productive) or the baby has some problem and needs one of the formulas.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (DU+/6)

Listen to him. He knows boobs.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (SH2Zi)

477 465
Kelly's Gyros??

(that's pronounced "heroes" for those of you in Rio Linda)

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (62fzJ)


Golf clap.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (s2VJv)

478
=========
Multi-vitamin drops are available for infants which might offset the insufficiency of home-made formulas ... Certainly better than letting a baby starve, and could be used only during times when parents are unable to find their preferred formula.

Posted by: Kathy at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (h3RRP)

479 That's a long time for food to sit on the floor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

You know, you're making it harder to defend you against troll accusations

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (V6f9+)

480 DO THEY MAKE WHITE FOOD COLORING BECAUSE IF THEY DO, I COULD MAKE TONS OF MONEY SELLING BOTTLED WATER.
Posted by: MOLESTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (1IJnB)
____________

Homeopathic baby formula.

Genius.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (GRbI+)

481 That's a long time for food to sit on the floor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

All I gotta be is quicker than the dog.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (UuD2k)

482 479 That's a long time for food to sit on the floor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

You know, you're making it harder to defend you against troll accusations
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (V6f9+)

=========

I've never denied it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

483 Well, good thing Brandon is importing a bunch of illegals. Need to find someone to take care of the icky wet nursing.

Another job Americans won't do!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (5pTK/)

484 Mozzarella's Heroes?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM


Hoagie's Heroes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (RkC6l)

485 >.Seriously, get goat milk. The only problem is that the baby might not like downgrading to formula later.



and then there's the horns

Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (geLO8)

486
Mozzarella's Heroes?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)

Hoagie's Heroes...

Posted by: Moki at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (JrN/x)

487 A "gyro" is a greek sammich, for those of you in Rio Linda.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (62fzJ)

But is it really a sammich?

Posted by: Twitter fag, coyly begging for twitter fight at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (MFphb)

488 Now that I think about it, when I was doing my exit interview with the HR girl, I did note to my wife that she had distractingly large breasts.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (1LjKR)

489 435 Here's a write-up on the Russian Bridge On The River Die:
https://tinyurl.com/Drowned-Rooskie-Tank-Batt
What's the over-under on the debunking? I'm thinking by 4pm.
---
This looks legit to me.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (sWM8x)

490 Put third worlders in charge of the government like the Biden junta has, get third world results.

Hate to say it but a year from now we will be looking fondly back at this time as the good old Biden days.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (iDcra)

491 Im thinkng you all are missing the forest for the trees. Sure, some babies will starve, but we've gotta gay transportation secretary , a lezbo press secretary, a tranny admiral, and some sort of crazy dog furry weirdo as undersecretary of nuclear waste or something. So, you know, eggs/omelets.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (fj2YZ)

492 Unless your boobs are unproductive (or inadequately productive) or the baby has some problem and needs one of the formulas.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (DU+/6)

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Or you're taking a medication you don't want to transfer to your child or your child is in intensive care and starting a breastfeeding cycle on a baby that is barely alive is not such a great idea.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (DcKNO)

493
Hoagie's Heroes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (RkC6l)

Horde Hive mind

Posted by: Moki at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (JrN/x)

494 It costs real money to mobilize up here, and once enough of the leases are closed, then it doesn't pay to go wildcatting. If a company can't produce somewhere else while wildcatting, they will leave and not come back without some good incentive. Shell moved out a couple of years ago and they won't even sniff the deals.

Stupid idiots in the fed don't have a clue about the oil business.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (LOVUx)
++++
Yup. And then the parts they're actively making worse through policy. It's terribly expensive and requires a lot of capital - capital that can be taken away from you arbitrarily with the next EO. Once bitten, twice shy. I imagine a lot of people aren't willing to extend for oil right now given the risks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (DU+/6)

495 The Thin Bread Line

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (eGTCV)

496 Mozzarella's Heroes?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)

Marines...looking for a few gouda men.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022


***
Don't laugh . . . it's a Muensterous problem.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (txdEq)

497 Listen to him. He knows boobs.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (SH2Zi)
______________

He knows Biden's Cabinet?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (GRbI+)

498 Hoagie's Heroes...
Posted by: Moki at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (JrN/x)


Bitch move! I'm workin this corner!

Posted by: Twitter fag, coyly begging for twitter fight at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (MFphb)

499 434 FWIW, there's a pediatrician on Twitter who says to not use this recipe. Insufficient vitamins/minerals. Long term use will lead to health problems.
-------------------------------------------
Short term missing out on formula with no substitutions will led to serious health problems. Doesn't anyone know how to balance risks anymore?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (fs1hN)

Add baby vitamin drops. It'll be fine.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (LOVUx)

500 {{{SMH}}}

* Respectful tip of the hat and a hearty Congratulations to Journeyman Electrician Ex-Ex. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (u82oZ)

501 Now that I think about it, when I was doing my exit interview with the HR girl, I did note to my wife that she had distractingly large breasts.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (1LjKR)

Congrats. Retirement or new job?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (QnA5H)

502 Yep. But in return we get ... what?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (GRbI+)
--------------

Burning cities, which will take care of the heating shortage looming across this next winter?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (5pTK/)

503 sunny beach. sock off

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (MFphb)

504 Yep. But in return we get ... what?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


And you'll love it.

Posted by: The Great Reset at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (786Ro)

505 Haven't read the report yet but we've analyzed river crossings for years. Extremely vulnerable time and a target rich opportunity.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (anj39)

506 The "do not take" is for the border patrol guys, to keep them from taking any home for their family...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

507 Or you're taking a medication you don't want to transfer to your child or your child is in intensive care and starting a breastfeeding cycle on a baby that is barely alive is not such a great idea.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (DcKNO)
++++
Are hospitals short, too, or are they being supplied?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (DU+/6)

508 Listen to him. He knows boobs.


I thought he was Pre-Law.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (yQpMk)

509 New job, thanks. Getting out of food.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (1LjKR)

510 @450 WisRich-I knocked my wife up three times. First time we knew her milk came in was in the shower when hot water hit her swollen beauties and they started squirting milk at me. Freaked us out. They just relieved themselves on their own!

Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (d/ps/)

511 Well the russian amen corner is out, so I am out of here for now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (Irn0L)

512 468 What do you add to the goat milk? Anything?
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (DcKNO)

We also had liquid vitamins we gave her separately. Those might be in short supply too, though.

Posted by: Bandana Dee at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (NlCS5)

513
Charley don't nurse!
Posted by: Colonel Kilgore at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (786Ro)

You're a milkman, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill.

Posted by: Col. Kurtz at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (F/pgV)

514 Unless your boobs are unproductive (or inadequately productive) or the baby has some problem and needs one of the formulas.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (DU+/6)


There are at least a few that went for augmentation surgery when younger and that can really mess up being able to feed a baby. Another example of the law of unintended consequences.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (W1xfB)

515 Old and Busted If you like your baby you can keep your baby

New Hotness: Oops. Turns out we didn't put baby formula in our five year plan. Try again in 2025.

Posted by: The government at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (ESjRY)

516 Even babies are finding out how bad Biden's economy is.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (bdsA4)

517 For once, I actually watched the clip.

What a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (TU8Tj)

518 Yup. And then the parts they're actively making worse through policy. It's terribly expensive and requires a lot of capital - capital that can be taken away from you arbitrarily with the next EO. Once bitten, twice shy. I imagine a lot of people aren't willing to extend for oil right now given the risks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (DU+/6)
___________
Waiting for a Republican Administration.

Fidelity has sent out an analysis entitled "Inflation, rate hikes, and what it all means."

I know what it means. It means we have a Democrat Administration.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (GRbI+)

519 Mozzarella's Heroes?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)

Marines...looking for a few gouda men.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022

***
Don't laugh . . . it's a Muensterous problem.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (txdEq)

The Swiss will fix it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (QnA5H)

520 Baby formula shortage may be Biden's Katrina.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (rJ48h)

I'd say he doesn't care about children but there is ample vid evidence and a diary to the contrary...

Posted by: Inogame at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (53oGX)

521 Listen to him. He knows boobs.


I thought he was Pre-Law.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM


Lotta boobs in pre-law. If law school was any indicator...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (RkC6l)

522 Boob jobs are often literally "too much of a good thing"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (ESjRY)

523 Hey, getting the band together...
Doing a gig called "Baby Aid" at Wembly.
You guys in?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (gRF5m)

524 The Sandwiches Of Iwo Jima

Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (geLO8)

525 Big Fat Meanie

You ALWAYS tell your wife she has distractingly large breasts.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (u82oZ)

526 We are backing the Russians into a corner with no retreat. Stupid.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
___

*waves*

*goes back to canning*
Posted by: SMH


Go ahead and pack raw. The flash/mushroom vloud will cook 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (jv87l)

527 Mozzarella's Heroes?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)
Marines...looking for a few gouda men.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022
***
Don't laugh . . . it's a Muensterous problem.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (txdEq)
The Swiss will fix it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM


That plan is full of holes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (RkC6l)

528 >> Baby formula shortage may be Biden's Katrina.
Posted by: mr tmz


the press corps won't let that happen

Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (geLO8)

529 Elon has started chopping top management as well as implementing a hiring freeze.

Clean house Elon.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (G0vdT)

530 I assume Biden's diaper-changers no longer trust him out in public?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (K58O6)

531 That plan is full of holes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (RkC6l)

And it stinks.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (SH2Zi)

532 Burning cities, which will take care of the heating shortage looming across this next winter?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (5pTK/)
____________

Except our friends only burn the cities in the summer. Small but noticeable flaw in the plan.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (GRbI+)

533
What did one Republican Shit say to the other Republican Shit on the Thursday afternoon before biden's baby food crisis?

"See you on Monday!"

All the Republicans are gone for the weekend. No sense of urgency, at all.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (M9YAu)

534 Elon has started chopping top management as well as implementing a hiring freeze.

Clean house Elon.
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (G0vdT)


When is he going to pay me for my stock?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (yQpMk)

535 And it stinks.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (SH2Zi)

Everyone's a critic.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (bdsA4)

536 491 Im thinkng you all are missing the forest for the trees. Sure, some babies will starve, but we've gotta gay transportation secretary , a lezbo press secretary, a tranny admiral, and some sort of crazy dog furry weirdo as undersecretary of nuclear waste or something. So, you know, eggs/omelets.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (fj2YZ)

Speaking of boobs, there's a bunch right there.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (LOVUx)

537 Can we rely on the Secret Service to save Western Civilization?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (u82oZ)

538 Remember when the left was blaming Trump for toilet paper shortages when they ginned up a mass panic and shut down commerce across the nation and the world?

Good times...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (LvTSG)

539 >> Baby formula shortage may be Biden's Katrina.
Posted by: mr tmz

the press corps won't let that happen

Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (geLO

No "Why do you hate babies?" questions?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (SH2Zi)

540
*goes back to canning*
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (R037X)



What are you canning SMH?

I just planted my tomato starts, jalapeno and sweet peppers, and ground cherries, and have been told ground cherries make good jelly.

Posted by: Moki at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (JrN/x)

541 524 The Sandwiches Of Iwo Jima
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (geLO


The Edam-Busters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (s2VJv)

542 OT question for the Horde: if you are planning on meeting up with a friend, and they said a certain food "will not be offered or tolerated," would you take that as a challenge and bring one of every flavor that you could find?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)

543 Venezuelan Beaver Milk?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (yQpMk)

544 447 I know we had Karo syrup in the 50s. I'd bet it's been around longer than that.

The website I posted said this is for short term use as it does not include any vitamins. However, if you did get baby vitamins from your doctor, you could use it longer term. Certainly better than having a hungry baby.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (5HBd1)

I worked at the Karo Bottling plant in Chicago where we had the 100 year anniversary in 2002.

Posted by: Inogame at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (53oGX)

545 Somehow this is tied to DeathSantis and Disney.

If you won't let us groom your kids, we will starve them.

Give us your kids now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (9qSw/)

546 530 I assume Biden's diaper-changers no longer trust him out in public?
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (K58O6)

What happens when the diaper shortage hits?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (eGTCV)

547 543 Venezuelan Beaver Milk?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (yQpMk)

========

It's only considered a delicacy because Venezuelans have a nasty sense of humor regarding their tourists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (LvTSG)

548 Perhaps Biden treating the press poorly, as he's doing here, will be a wakeup call for some of them?

Posted by: m at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (4vwwZ)

549 the press corpse won't let that happen
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (geLO


fify

Posted by: Barry O, the smahtest eveh at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (MFphb)

550 Marines...looking for a few gouda men.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022

***
Don't laugh . . . it's a Muensterous problem.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (txdEq)

The Swiss will fix it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022


***
Wear your mascarpone!

Posted by: Cheese Karen at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (txdEq)

551 Apparently decided there aren't enough diapers in the country for men and those babies.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (ESjRY)

552 N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench

Fire hose?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (u82oZ)

553 Burning cities, which will take care of the heating shortage looming across this next winter?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (5pTK/)
===

I'd put a few bucks down that the Biden junta will force people to take city dwellers into their homes, feed, and cloth them when that happens.

Change my mind.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (iDcra)

554 TPTB want the public to cry uncle.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (QnA5H)

555 OT question for the Horde: if you are planning on meeting up with a friend, and they said a certain food "will not be offered or tolerated," would you take that as a challenge and bring one of every flavor that you could find?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)

Define "friend."

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (F/pgV)

556 510 @450 WisRich-I knocked my wife up three times. First time we knew her milk came in was in the shower when hot water hit her swollen beauties and they started squirting milk at me. Freaked us out. They just relieved themselves on their own!
Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (d/ps/)
--------

Nice! My wife breast fed for awhile before switching over to formula but that was many years ago.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (G0vdT)

557 Elon has started chopping top management as well as implementing a hiring freeze.
____________

Chopping up top management and putting them in a freezer? I love this guy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (GRbI+)

558 Are hospitals short, too, or are they being supplied?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (DU+/6)
---
I was kind of wondering the same thing. How is the supply chain of baby formula to hospitals being affected? To they get higher priority than your corner market? What do they
do if/when they run out of formula?

Do they make their own using a super secret formula guarded by blind ninja monks?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (YIVH2)

559 OT question for the Horde: if you are planning on meeting up with a friend, and they said a certain food "will not be offered or tolerated," would you take that as a challenge and bring one of every flavor that you could find?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)

I think that would be a signal that you would welcome being summarily pantsed and thrown out into the fairway.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (SH2Zi)

560 OT question for the Horde: if you are planning on meeting up with a friend, and they said a certain food "will not be offered or tolerated," would you take that as a challenge and bring one of every flavor that you could find?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)

I can't even figure out what that means. What do they mean it won't be tolerated? What are you, 12?

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (bdsA4)

561 542 OT question for the Horde: if you are planning on meeting up with a friend, and they said a certain food "will not be offered or tolerated," would you take that as a challenge and bring one of every flavor that you could find?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)

Meeting up with them for, like, a picnic? And you're being asked to bring food?

Posted by: m at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (4vwwZ)

562
I'd put a few bucks down that the Biden junta will force people to take city dwellers into their homes, feed, and cloth them when that happens.


That's crazy talk

Posted by: Dr Zhivago at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (ESjRY)

563 OT question for the Horde: if you are planning on meeting up with a friend, and they said a certain food "will not be offered or tolerated," would you take that as a challenge and bring one of every flavor that you could find?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)
____________

What's the food? Arugula? No problem. Tofu? Ditto.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (GRbI+)

564 I assume Biden's diaper-changers no longer trust him out in public?
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (K58O6)

What happens when the diaper shortage hits?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (eGTCV)


DO NOT turn on the fan!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (anj39)

565 m

Biden has been mistreating the Press (counts on fingers and toes) for 2.3 years. They love it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (u82oZ)

566 560 OT question for the Horde: if you are planning on meeting up with a friend, and they said a certain food "will not be offered or tolerated," would you take that as a challenge and bring one of every flavor that you could find?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL

Sounds like a vegan friend.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2022 02:25 PM (9qSw/)

567 question for the Horde: if you are planning on meeting up with a friend, and they said a certain food "will not be offered or tolerated," would you take that as a challenge and bring one of every flavor that you could find?
Posted by: Jordan61


I wouldn't be meeting the person.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:25 PM (jv87l)

568 OT question for the Horde: if you are planning on meeting up with a friend, and they said a certain food "will not be offered or tolerated," would you take that as a challenge and bring one of every flavor that you could find?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)


is the friend a recovering alcoholic? then yes

Posted by: brak at May 12, 2022 02:25 PM (j5Tg0)

569 I think that would be a signal that you would welcome being summarily pantsed and thrown out into the fairway.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (SH2Zi)


I think your problem is you just haven't tried the right flavor, so if I bring them all you'll hit on one you like.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:25 PM (DRSnL)

570 560 OT question for the Horde: if you are planning on meeting up with a friend, and they said a certain food "will not be offered or tolerated," would you take that as a challenge and bring one of every flavor that you could find?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL


Bring durian.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 02:25 PM (Y5qcH)

571 What kind of "friend" tells you that a food "won't be ...tolerated"?
I invite friends over all the time. I just ask them if they have any allergies or other preferences...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (jTmQV)

572 537 Can we rely on the Secret Service to save Western Civilization?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (u82oZ)

Bwa ha ha

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (V6f9+)

573 Cannibal Bob has to be feeling well fed. "Bring a friend for dinner. "

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (u82oZ)

574 Elon has started chopping top management as well as implementing a hiring freeze
===

Wood chipper is faster.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (iDcra)

575 Maybe the 'friend' happens to have disdain for maple syrup?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (9qSw/)

576
I wouldn't be meeting the person.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:25 PM (jv87l)

Same. My friends aren't douchebags.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (F/pgV)

577 Marines...looking for a few gouda men.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022
***
Don't laugh . . . it's a Muensterous problem.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022
*
The Swiss will fix it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022


***
They'll probably be forced to hole up in the Roquefort.

Posted by: Cheese Karen at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (txdEq)

578 Tolerated is the magic word.

Not going.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (QnA5H)

579 It may shock him to know food comes in bags. Very few, if any stores send you out with boxes of food.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (buTO7)

580 OT question for the Horde: if you are planning on meeting up with a friend, and they said a certain food "will not be offered or tolerated," would you take that as a challenge and bring one of every flavor that you could find?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)

If it is okra, this is a friend for life.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (anj39)

581 Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse

Worth a shot. We need them to fear the protection.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (u82oZ)

582 "Or tolerated"

I'd be canceling.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 12, 2022 02:27 PM (yafik)

583 560 OT question for the Horde: if you are planning on meeting up with a friend, and they said a certain food "will not be offered or tolerated," would you take that as a challenge and bring one of every flavor that you could find?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL

-----
Did this friend say that masks are required? Because it offhand, this sounds like someone who would require masks.

Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2022 02:27 PM (VJsqe)

584 and they said a certain food "will not be offered or tolerated," would you take that as a challenge and bring one of every flavor that you could find?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM


If that food is bacon, search within yourself. You know the answer.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 02:27 PM (a3Q+t)

585 543 Venezuelan Beaver Milk?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (yQpMk)

This gal looks like she could step to the challenge:

https://tinyurl.com/2p86kr6v

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 02:27 PM (dNqv+)

586 I watched a BBC report from Ukraine, and it appears that the Russians are in fact getting their asses kicked. I assume that the BBC would, if anything, lean pro-Russian.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (GRbI+)


You mean the media outlet that is funded by the same government that is sending arms and SAS troops to Ukraine? Or is there another BBC that I am unaware of?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 02:27 PM (xhaym)

587 Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL

I'm curious.. What kind of food are they forbidding ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 02:27 PM (TQlM9)

588
Is it some fag with a peanut allergy??

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:27 PM (M9YAu)

589 OT question for the Horde: if you are planning on meeting up with a friend, and they said a certain food "will not be offered or tolerated," would you take that as a challenge and bring one of every flavor that you could find?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)
===

I'd bring peanut butter sandwiches with a shellfish pate.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 02:28 PM (iDcra)

590 560 OT question for the Horde: if you are planning on meeting up with a friend, and they said a certain food "will not be offered or tolerated," would you take that as a challenge and bring one of every flavor that you could find?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)

I can't even figure out what that means. What do they mean it won't be tolerated? What are you, 12?
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (bdsA4)
--------

Obviously they're about MAGA Ultra's. I'd bring a six pack anyway.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 02:28 PM (G0vdT)

591 Muenster cheese is one of my favorites. It's the orange rind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 02:28 PM (dNqv+)

592 Come on Jordan. Spill the beans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2022 02:28 PM (9qSw/)

593 >>> 542 OT question for the Horde: if you are planning on meeting up with a friend, and they said a certain food "will not be offered or tolerated," would you take that as a challenge and bring one of every flavor that you could find?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)

Yes, CBD needs to give in and admit that maple syrup on French toast is the best.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 12, 2022 02:28 PM (llON8)

594 It may shock him to know food comes in bags. Very few, if any stores send you out with boxes of food.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (buTO7)

Aldi....if you've got boxes.

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (AwYPR)

595 My friend is in fact a Moron, who hates hummus, and I am busting his balls.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)

596 Come on Jordan. Spill the beans.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2022 02:28 PM (9qSw/)
----------

Yeah. Details, please.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (5pTK/)

597 It's 47 degrees today, rainy and windy. I don't think you could grow much in a garden right now. I think it's warmer in North Dakota.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (5HBd1)

598 586 I watched a BBC report from Ukraine, and it appears that the Russians are in fact getting their asses kicked. I assume that the BBC would, if anything, lean pro-Russian.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (GRbI+)


If Ukraine does manage to "win" Biden will be taking credit

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (TQlM9)

599 Perhaps Biden treating the press poorly, as he's doing here, will be a wakeup call for some of them?
Posted by: m at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (4vwwZ)
___________

No way. Being mistreated is part of the kink.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (GRbI+)

600
Falafels are a weird food.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (M9YAu)

601 My friend is in fact a Moron, who hates hummus, and I am busting his balls.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)

And the horde seems slow on the uptake today.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (SH2Zi)

602 560 OT question for the Horde: if you are planning on meeting up with a friend, and they said a certain food "will not be offered or tolerated," would you take that as a challenge and bring one of every flavor that you could find?

Posted by: Jordan61
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A person using that aggressive phrasing in a dinner invite wouldn't be a friend in the first place because they're likely an asshole or a Karen.

However, I would decline said invitation.

Posted by: ballistic at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (oXNqT)

603 595 My friend is in fact a Moron, who hates hummus, and I am busting his balls.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)


Oh. That's a tough call. I'd go ahead and bring it though. Many flavors.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (9qSw/)

604 >.Perhaps Biden treating the press poorly, as he's doing here, will be a wakeup call for some of them?


No

Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (geLO8)

605 595 My friend is in fact a Moron, who hates hummus, and I am busting his balls.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)

Lemon-flavored hummus; yum.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (4vwwZ)

606 Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)

They phrased it badly, I expect, and meant "It won't be offered and because of allergies-or whatever- it can't be tolerated by someone attending."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (fF2aM)

607 595 My friend is in fact a Moron, who hates hummus, and I am busting his balls.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)

You mean wallpaper paste... I hate it too

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (TQlM9)

608 I just planted my tomato starts, jalapeno and sweet peppers, and ground cherries, and have been told ground cherries make good jelly.
___

Heya Moki.

Just some soup I made.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (R037X)

609 And the horde seems slow on the uptake today.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (SH2Zi)


I think the consensus is that you're a mean meanie and should let me bring you some Everything Bagel hummus with some nice naan chips.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (DRSnL)

610 No way. Being mistreated is part of the kink.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (GRbI+)
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Well, unless the press has a boot on their face, they're not happy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (5pTK/)

611 252 227 Not honey. You are not supposed to give honey to infants under one year, due to risk of botulism.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (5HBd1)

+++

I think it has to do with the babies' inability to digest honey at a young age. I was just looking at the back of a jar of honey and it said not to feed to infants younger than 1.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (YT+7k)

612 Food not tolerated?

Then don't eat it you soy almond milking retard.*

*you know what food is not tolerated without hearing anything.

**additional: although I am completely fine with not tolerating insects

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (dNqv+)

613 595 My friend is in fact a Moron, who hates hummus, and I am busting his balls.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)
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Hmm hummus, I'm going to have to go to the replay for an official review.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (G0vdT)

614 Marines...looking for a few gouda men.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022
***
Don't laugh . . . it's a Muensterous problem.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022
The Swiss will fix it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022
***
They'll probably be forced to hole up in the Roquefort.
Posted by: Cheese Karen at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (txdEq)

This is a white american problem

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (M+Lyo)

615 593 >>> 542 OT question for the Horde: if you are planning on meeting up with a friend, and they said a certain food "will not be offered or tolerated," would you take that as a challenge and bring one of every flavor that you could find?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL

natto

Posted by: REDACTED at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (us2H3)

616 My friend is in fact a Moron, who hates hummus, and I am busting his balls.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)


Oh. That's a tough call. I'd go ahead and bring it though. Many flavors.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

That's not a tough call. Busting balls is an approved hobby.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:31 PM (jv87l)

617 But Sabra is shut down for a few months, so there is a bit of a hummus shortage.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 02:31 PM (5HBd1)

618 You mean the media outlet that is funded by the same government that is sending arms and SAS troops to Ukraine? Or is there another BBC that I am unaware of?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 02:27 PM (xhaym)
______________

The BBC is generally to the left of Pravda, and I doubt very much would lift a finger to support BoJo.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:31 PM (GRbI+)

619 They phrased it badly, I expect, and meant "It won't be offered and because of allergies-or whatever- it can't be tolerated by someone attending."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (fF2aM)

No. It was a long running inside joke about humus. I was busting her chops, she was busting my balls, and the Francises need to lighten up.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:31 PM (SH2Zi)

620 And the horde seems slow on the uptake today.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (SH2Zi)

Hummus is awesome. You should like hummus.

Join us. Be one of us. You will join us now.

*chants

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2022 02:31 PM (9qSw/)

621 If we had a real media, someone would pull a Tom Howard -at- Sing Sing and snap a picture of Pudding Brain's secret press conference in defiance of the camera ban, but we don't, unfortunately.

Posted by: Bud Norton at May 12, 2022 02:31 PM (6cOMd)

622 Hummus = whipped chick peas.

Iz ok.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:32 PM (jv87l)

623 My friend is in fact a Moron, who hates hummus, and I am busting his balls.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)
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Oh, so, day ending in "Y."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:32 PM (5pTK/)

624 Falafels are a weird food.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (M9YAu)

Falafel ? Fucked up waffle

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 12, 2022 02:32 PM (M+Lyo)

625 nd I am busting his balls.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)

Depending on the type of friendship you have that probably wouldn't be tolerated either-in a literal sense, I mean.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 02:32 PM (fF2aM)

626 Perhaps Biden treating the press poorly, as he's doing here, will be a wakeup call for some of them?

Posted by: m at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (4vwwZ)


You mean the same media complex that put up with being sequestered in closets during periods that Obama didn't want them to see? Optimism is good but it can be overdone.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 02:32 PM (xhaym)

627 If your friend is vegan then you take steak tartare

Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2022 02:32 PM (d/ps/)

628 humus
hummus

not the same thing

Posted by: m at May 12, 2022 02:32 PM (4vwwZ)

629 Anyone got a geolocation on the government baby formula warehouses?

In 2022 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for not vaccinating. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:33 PM (u82oZ)

630 Old rich ass gangsta like Joe yelling about food shortages.

Comedy Gold.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 12, 2022 02:33 PM (p9+o4)

631 Perhaps Biden treating the press poorly, as he's doing here, will be a wakeup call for some of them?


No
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (geLO

Hillary! Corralled them like cattle and locked them in closets. Jug Ears spied on them.

These saps are down with the struggle.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 02:33 PM (QnA5H)

632 I mean if hummus is on the table I'll eat it but I wouldn't go out of my way to bring it to a gathering.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 02:33 PM (G0vdT)

633 595 My friend is in fact a Moron, who hates hummus, and I am busting his balls.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)

Oh. That's a tough call. I'd go ahead and bring it though. Many flavors.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (9qSw/)
_____________

Bring menudo, and haggis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:33 PM (GRbI+)

634 My friend is in fact a Moron, who hates hummus, and I am busting his balls.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)
++++
LOL

There is a distinct anti-hummus undercurrent in the comments section. I do not participate. I *like* hummus and don't think it tastes at all like dirt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (DU+/6)

635 600
Falafels are a weird food.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (M9YAu)


Says you! I love a good falafel, shawarma or gyro.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (s2VJv)

636 Corporate media is corrupt to the bone and ineducable.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (rJ48h)

637 Hummus is awesome. You should like hummus.

Join us. Be one of us. You will join us now.

*chants
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2022 02:31 PM (9qSw/)
***
No hummus
No peace

Know hummus
Know peace

Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (anj39)

638 Perhaps Biden treating the press poorly, as he's doing here, will be a wakeup call for some of them?


No
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (geLO

Biden could demand the media come to his press conferences wearing sumo wrestler thongs and they would gladly comply.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (eGTCV)

639 626 You mean the same media complex that put up with being sequestered in closets during periods that Obama didn't want them to see? Optimism is good but it can be overdone.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 02:32 PM (xhaym)

==========

"If Biden doesn't lock us in closets, then the terrorists will win."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

640 I mean if hummus is on the table I'll eat it but I wouldn't go out of my way to bring it to a gathering.
Posted by: WisRich


Hummus & flat bread? I can get pretty full just snacking.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (jv87l)

641 There is a distinct anti-hummus undercurrent in the comments section. I do not participate. I *like* hummus and don't think it tastes at all like dirt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (DU+/6)

It tastes like garlicky wallpaper paste

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (TQlM9)

642 Says you! I love a good falafel, shawarma or gyro.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (s2VJv)
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Yeah, but, once you flee NY, NY, will you be able to get a good one at 3AM?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (5pTK/)

643 Bring menudo, and haggis.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:33 PM (GRbI+)

Extra pigs feet. Yes.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (MkuC5)

644 We (and others) are giving Ukraine tons of top notch weapons systems.
If they can't beat Russia with those, they aren't trying very hard.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (jTmQV)

645 And for the record, it's not that I hate hummus. I am not a fan of the chickpea in general; tastes like dirt. Or garlic flavored dirt. Or lemon flavored dirt.

If you like dirt, great. I will provide extra sprigs of cilantro to clean your palate.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (SH2Zi)

646 Says you! I love a good falafel, shawarma or gyro.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (s2VJv)
++++
Shwarma, done well, is wonderful. Sure, it's basically the chip board of the meat world, but man it can be good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (DU+/6)

647 Perhaps Biden treating the press poorly, as he's doing here, will be a wakeup call for some of them?

They're soldiers. They follow orders.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (LUJEW)

648 No hummus
No peace
___________

No hummus
No chick peas

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (GRbI+)

649 Roasted red pepper hummus is my favorite.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (QnA5H)

650 Putins fault!

“In particular, some of the officials preparing and reviewing the documents at the FBI and intelligence agencies continue to be heavily engaged in matters related to overseas activities,” Durham wrote in the filing, adding that his team is “continuing to press the relevant authorities to produce documents in classified discovery as quickly as possible and on a rolling basis, and no later than the proposed deadline set forth below.”

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (bg3iC)

651 That's not a tough call. Busting balls is an approved hobby.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:31 PM (jv87l)

I think it would be more accurate to say Jordan is busting ALL our collective balls here. Fine job, Jordan. We been had.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (F/pgV)

652 429 Biden is a coward and horrible person
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (Irn0L)

Biden doesn't have a clue mentally of what he's doing or saying. He's just the meat mouth-organ of the Kalorama junta.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (Qhnrt)

653 The Greeks are developing a new type of cheese. It’s currently in the feta version.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (R+bqd)

654 Says you! I love a good falafel, shawarma or gyro.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Mmmmmmm. Hot gyro & cold tzatziki sauce.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:36 PM (jv87l)

655 Hummus & flat bread? I can get pretty full just snacking.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (jv87l)
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Would that be warm flat bread? Oh, then I'm all in.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 02:36 PM (G0vdT)

656 I *like* hummus and don't think it tastes at all like dirt.

Luxury! We had to make ours from gravel.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 02:36 PM (LUJEW)

657 These saps are down with the struggle.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 02:33 PM (QnA5H)
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It's part of their kink. They ENJOY the degradation.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 02:36 PM (YIVH2)

658 Hummer

whipped chick spit

Posted by: REDACTED at May 12, 2022 02:36 PM (us2H3)

659 Yeah, but, once you flee NY, NY, will you be able to get a good one at 3AM?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (5pTK/)
______________

If you're in Chicago, you can go to Subway then. Just bring your own bleach and noose.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:36 PM (GRbI+)

660 It tastes like garlicky wallpaper paste
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (TQlM9)
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See, garlic can make almost anything palatable!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:37 PM (5pTK/)

661 If you like dirt, great. I will provide extra sprigs of cilantro to clean your palate.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (SH2Zi)


Well it DOES taste like soap, so it should be good for that. Blech.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:37 PM (DRSnL)

662
Biden doesn't have a clue mentally of what he's doing or saying. He's just the meat mouth-organ of the Kalorama junta.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (Qhnrt)

If his teleprompter said "my hovercraft is full of eels," that is exactly what he'd say.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 12, 2022 02:37 PM (eGTCV)

663 I *like* hummus and don't think it tastes at all like dirt.

Luxury! We had to make ours from gravel.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 02:36 PM (LUJEW)

You just haven't had the right flavor or gravel yet.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:37 PM (SH2Zi)

664 When the fuck have Americans, even at Food Banks, had to line up for "a box of food" for an hour?? If it hasn't happened here, it hasn't happened in the States.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 02:37 PM (Jtln5)

665 If his teleprompter said "my hovercraft is full of eels," that is exactly what he'd say.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 12, 2022 02:37 PM (eGTCV)
---
He'd still fuck it up somehow.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 02:37 PM (YIVH2)

666 Biden Will "Address"
____________

But for the love of God, please make sure he understands it's "address," not "undress."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:38 PM (GRbI+)

667 Tell me this f*cktard got 81 million votes again. The homeless schizophrenic yelling about non-existent pink snakes makes more sense than Biden

Posted by: Physics Geek at May 12, 2022 02:38 PM (huQJB)

668 If his teleprompter said "my hovercraft is full of eels," that is exactly what he'd say.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 12, 2022 02:37 PM (eGTCV)
______________

The Magic Negro welcomed himself to Norway, little realizing he was reading the Norwegian PM's speech.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:38 PM (GRbI+)

669 Someone should photo shop Biden with the baby formula at the border and have Biden address it with some ridiculous comment-preferably using some poorly phrased Spanish.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 02:39 PM (fF2aM)

670 I see lines at food banks and churches, but they have been doing food give aways for decades.
Nothing new about them.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 02:39 PM (jTmQV)

671 553 Burning cities, which will take care of the heating shortage looming across this next winter?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (5pTK/)
===

I'd put a few bucks down that the Biden junta will force people to take city dwellers into their homes, feed, and cloth them when that happens.
----
Backhoes will be in great demand.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 12, 2022 02:39 PM (qfLjt)

672 The Left think that talking about Trump can compete with this shit show.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 12, 2022 02:39 PM (jycnZ)

673 I have a friend with gout and a serious shellfish allergy, so in that case yes.

However, Vegans get treated to the Korean BBQ place where we cook our own meats at the table.
'Cause I can call them culturally insensitive on top of everything else.

"Try the Chap Chae, it's made out of yams, you know!"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 02:40 PM (xhaym)

674 Backhoes will be in great demand.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 12, 2022 02:39 PM (qfLjt)

But no diesel.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 12, 2022 02:40 PM (MkuC5)

675 I'd put a few bucks down that the Biden junta will force people to take city dwellers into their homes, feed, and cloth them when that happens.
----
Backhoes will be in great demand.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 12, 2022 02:39 PM (qfLjt)

Pigs gotta eat.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:40 PM (SH2Zi)

676 Why is formula different than milk: babies' kidneys actually can't process the cow milk proteins until after a year. Straight milk can hurt them. Whatever they do to break down the protein to make it digestible. Human milk has more lactose, therefore sweeter, which is why there is a suggestion to add sweeteners to the milk.

Posted by: Sassy at May 12, 2022 02:41 PM (xSICi)

677 nood


Groot

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 02:41 PM (0fVbu)

678 Kinda ironical that the Rooskie Tank Bridge Cat Ass Trophy occurred on May 8, which westerners call VE Day, but the Russians call:

"We Helped Hitler Start World War 2 And All We Got Was This T-Shirt And 39 Million Corpses" Day

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2022 02:42 PM (DVzmH)

679 Would that be warm flat bread? Oh, then I'm all in.
Posted by: WisRich


🤜🏻🤛🏻

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:42 PM (jv87l)

680 If fish in the root system can make corn grow better, can bodies of mammals make summer wheat grow better? How about chick peas?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:42 PM (u82oZ)

681 671
I'd put a few bucks down that the Biden junta will force people to take city dwellers into their homes, feed, and cloth them when that happens.
----
Backhoes will be in great demand.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 12, 2022 02:39 PM (qfLjt)

------------------

Go long on quicklime.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 12, 2022 02:42 PM (lNHqD)

682 Nood was nood, but got pulled back. There is no nood as of now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 02:42 PM (dNqv+)

683 nood


Groot
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 02:41 PM (0fVbu)


Nuh uh

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:42 PM (DRSnL)

684 Says you! I love a good falafel, shawarma or gyro.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Mmmmmmm. Hot gyro & cold tzatziki sauce.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:36 P


^^^This.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 02:43 PM (RkC6l)

685 omeone should photo shop Biden with the baby formula at the border

"Remember, the groomer market is for three-year-olds. You'll get a good price."

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 12, 2022 02:43 PM (ym/da)

686 Backhoes will be in great demand.
----------------------
Just ask Hunter.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 02:43 PM (Jtln5)

687 China will save us with nearly-lead-free baby formula.
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (Mgbo4)

This just in. They've downgraded it to American standard mostly lead free baby formula.
Posted by: Someguy's at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (tt9eU)

New and improved, mostly sawdust-free formula.
Posted by: Mainah

I understand that asbestos makes a nice thickener.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2022 02:43 PM (ac89p)

688 nood groot again

Posted by: m at May 12, 2022 02:44 PM (4vwwZ)

689 no nood is good nood.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 02:45 PM (Jtln5)

690 You know who else got all shouty trying to rile up his followers?

Posted by: Derp Fuhrer at May 12, 2022 02:45 PM (WmGrA)

691 It tastes like garlicky wallpaper paste
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (TQlM9)


AND tahini, thank you.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 02:45 PM (xhaym)

692 Do you want the bad nood first or the good nood??

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 02:45 PM (Jtln5)

693 nood is up for real

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 02:46 PM (Jtln5)

694 Nood is nood again. Once and future nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 02:46 PM (dNqv+)

695 No. It was a long running inside joke about humus. I was busting her chops, she was busting my balls, and the Francises need to lighten up.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:31 PM (SH2Zi)

I took the question at face value because it's Jordan and I trusted her.

Then I remembered the other day she said she was meeting some really great guy on here. I'm still trying to figure out who that could be.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:47 PM (EbTBK)

696 I'm still trying to figure out who that could be.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:47 PM (EbTBK)

lol, me too.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 03:03 PM (SH2Zi)

697 I've seen some weird online skepticism about this shortage, but it is very, very real. I happened to be on the road for work yesterday and promised a friend that I would look for a specialty formula for a sick baby (two heart surgeries so far at 6 mos). I was in three stores in a medium-sized Ohio town - Walmart, CVS and Kroger - and there was virtually no formula available and certainly no specialty formulas. This is a scandal and heads should roll. Unbelievable that in the USA in 2022 we can't provide food for our youngest and most vulnerable.

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at May 12, 2022 03:32 PM (yAfvt)

698 I've been working at a food distribution in St. Petersburg, FL for 2 years now and we Always have a line 1 or 11/2 hours long.

Posted by: Kafiroon at May 12, 2022 03:49 PM (Pvzld)

699 Ukraine Baby Formula gets bombed in 5,4,3,,,,

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at May 12, 2022 04:00 PM (77rys)

700 "Baby Formula" is like "Bird Seed"

Neither actually produce a baby or a bird

Posted by: SMOD at May 12, 2022 04:27 PM (X5CsJ)

701 First it is gas prices and now infant formula.

How does Putin pull all this off?

Posted by: Barney Rubble at May 12, 2022 04:30 PM (qiUw+)

702 What is he talking about? I remember how thankful everyone was for the efforts of truckers and grocery workers. It was mentioned at the WH - and I mentioned it to the workers at my local store.

Is this how it looks when everything begins to unravel?

Posted by: JakeSpeed at May 12, 2022 04:55 PM (Vu1jV)

703 Biden, Liberal Democrats. M.S. Media, Worms, Snakes, Trial Lawyers and other lower lifeforms

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 12, 2022 06:11 PM (wGqjj)

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