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Biden Will "Address" the Baby Formula Shortage... By Giving a Statement Only to His Fervent Supporters in the Leftwing Propaganda Corporate Media, Who Will Then Spread the Propaganda to the Rubes
And this way -- by having no pictures -- he keep the story off TV. He keeps it a less visually compelling story. He gets to put out his propaganda without having his lying decrepit face getting associated with "shortage in vital food for babies."
No president wants to be personally associated with a scarcity in baby formula that may literally result in dead babies. (Dead babies beyond the intended number.) And the corporate propaganda media is eager to play along.John RobertsPretty sure the decrepit, brain-damaged fake president will blame the shortages on Ultra-MAGA, Putin's embargo of baby formula, Rick Scott, and greedy corporate executives at Big Baby Formula.
@johnrobertsFox Correction - @JoeBiden WILL hold a @whitehouse
event on the baby formula shortage. There will be NO COVERAGE of the event. Press corps will get a read out in a press call after the event.
Mollie
@MZHemingway Not good for transparency or journalism but from a national security perspective, not a bad idea to keep audio/video of him, given his undeniable problems, to a minimum.
Damn now I really wish there were pictures.
Irene F. Irene
@irenefingirene Replying to @johnrobertsFox
There's gonna be two tables with mounds of white powder - one cocaine and one baby formula - they will unchain Hunter Biden and his decision will decide your babies' future
10 I like the strawberry banana formula best!
Posted by: Joe Biden's statement
Meanwhile-- there's plenty of baby formula for illegal aliens at the border. Just not for Americans.
As American families deal with a shortage of baby formula across the US, a Florida Republican lawmaker has released images of dozens of boxes of the coveted product at a migrant processing facility near the US-Mexico border. Rep. Kat Cammack shared images of "pallets" of infant formula at the Ursula Migrant Processing Center in McAllen, Texas on her Twitter and Facebook pages Wednesday. "The first photo is from this morning at the Ursula Processing Center at the U.S. border. Shelves and pallets packed with baby formula," she wrote in a tweet. "The second is from a shelf right here at home. Formula is scarce. This is what America last looks like." Cammack's office shared several additional images supposedly from the same location with The Post on Thursday. The Post was unable to immediately independently verify the location of the images or obtain additional information on the history and frequency of shipments, as well as the distribution of the formula. ... The images of the infant formula come as Americans face a nation-wide shortage stemming from a February recall.
Biden starts SCREAMING about food shortages... which are currently happening under his administration pic.twitter.com/jrq48bGb6u
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 11, 2022
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 01:30 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Big Star at May 12, 2022 01:31 PM (Modkf)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 12, 2022 01:31 PM (Vuoqe)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 01:31 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: mr tmz at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Childton Heston at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (uH1zk)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (TQlM9)
Posted by: Joe Biden's statement at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Max Power at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Penn GOP, A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Penn Dems at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (TKZuJ)
Posted by: Squid at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (Gwilz)
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Childton Heston at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (uH1zk)
I thought that was Baby Oil
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM (V5J7y)
Posted by: Brandon at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: fd, standing with the Ukraine at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM (uH1zk)
Not proven. The basis for the shutdown was pretty weak and has the stink of this administration on it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM (DcKNO)
So... what are they putting in the cow milk???
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM (F/pgV)
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM (V5J7y)
Posted by: Squid at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (Gwilz)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (Qy7kP)
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (AwYPR)
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#AmericaLast is trending on the Twatter.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (dNqv+)
Just not for Americans.
A wise Republican response would be to hammer this fact in inner city baby formula deserts.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (jv87l)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM (mR6Gs)
Both. After pressing to extract the oil, the leftover babies are dried and ground into formula.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (UUBmN)
Ouch! It's an effective angle, though.
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (Mgbo4)
Posted by: Ktgreat at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (XU274)
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (AwYPR)
Yup. I think it gets traded much like detergent.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (wmDcS)
It's spring. So you can probably get away with a 5W-30 for the next few months.
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (V5J7y)
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM (AwYPR)
11 years and I still enjoy the smell of freshly lit cigarette. I even avoid looking at them in the store.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (dNqv+)
https://tinyurl.com/2tkhsznw
Gateway but they have been right much more than wrong and come on Biden, his junta.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (qpX6U)
The other factors are speculators, wreckers and hoarders.
Posted by: fluffy; Masshole at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (UnQlg)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (r26XY)
They're about to get off with less than 2 years in prison. They plea bargained the terrorism charges down to conspiracy to commit arson, and are expected to be sentenced to 18-24 months. That means they'll probably serve just a few months. For blowing up cop cars.
Meanwhile, Jan. 6 protesters continue to remain in prison in D.C. for bullshit charges like trespassing and parading without a license.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (k4dH2)
-The Left
*polls are released and then prominent Democrats start with "plans"*
"I'm so happy to have adults in charge who will address this horrifying issue with intelligence."
-Also the Left
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (KAi1n)
The missing context, of course, is not provided nor changes any fact.
But, now Google/FB/Twitter will suppress the photo. "Its been fact-checked as false"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (3fZAu)
A good companion to biden screaming is this video of a screamingrottencunt "actress" at her audience of masked lemmings:
https://youtu.be/1yZOqA0kA4E
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (62fzJ)
Posted by: MAGA^100 at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (S7une)
Posted by: It's me donna
Reminds me of some punk kid I used to know.
Posted by: Mr. Heyman at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (59CDR)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: spindrift at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (Mgbo4)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (a3Q+t)
It's up there with Diapers and Tuna for trucks you want to steal.
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (V5J7y)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (TNyrE)
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Plot twist!
The tanker in Fury Road was filled with "mother's milk".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Ktgreat
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Maybe those distilleries and breweries can now pivot to baby formula...////
Posted by: lin-duh at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (iDcra)
I like going to Gateway, everytime some one clicks a Gateway link a leftard at Google has a brain aneurism.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (Y5qcH)
Gas too high? "Good we need to wean ourselves off of Fossil Fuels."
Can't afford a Used Car ? "Good, use mass transit!"
Meat costs too much? "Great, meat is bad for you. Here, have some soy."
Baby Formula can't be found? "Good. It's not natural. Use your tits!!"
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (mR6Gs)
Broadway needs better ambassadors than this biznatch.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (rJ48h)
Someone (FOX?) should create a Joe Biden Muppet to mouth-sync the speech, while-
doing all sorts of Muppety things.
Oh, and blood squirts out of his eyes.
Oh, oh, and his keeps sniffing Grover's fur while stroking his Muppet crotch.
Perhaps later some Muppet Spermatozoa can come dancing out of his pants, while singing "It's Not Easy Being Jizz".
That should work.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (OK0YZ)
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (Mgbo4)
This just in. They've downgraded it to American standard mostly lead free baby formula.
Posted by: Someguy's at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (tt9eU)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (TQlM9)
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (G0vdT)
Now do vaccines
Posted by: Haywood at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (uo+PL)
Posted by: fd at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (uH1zk)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Joe Biden's statement at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: MAGA^100 at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (S7une)
........
Put the bison meat in a blender and make smoothies?
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (5HBd1)
It looks like Nestle NIDO Kinder 1+ toddler "milk beverage". According to where I see the advertisements, it looks to be mostly used by Hispanics.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (QzpS1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (bg3iC)
Two dead infants would shut down the FDA, the CDC, and Pfizer. 63 million infants are merely a statistic.
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (Mgbo4)
Posted by: Ktgreat
Umm, you do realize that hand sanitizer is just basically alcohol. Anyone can make it
Posted by: Typical Twitter Bot at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 01:35 PM
Ju makin' it hard for us.
Posted by: Everyone in Sinaloa at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (RkC6l)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Rural Internet strikes again.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (S6gsw)
Posted by: fd at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (uH1zk)
Luxury! We got government cheese!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (s2VJv)
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Nah, last I checked, they're trying to blame Abbott for everything. Because they had to shut down a powdered formula line in Sturgis, MI a couple of months ago after a salmonella scare. As if all the formula in America came from one factory in Michigan. Silly, bone-stupid propaganda that nobody believes, but that's America.
Meanwhile, I know of a retailer that's doing fine on the formula supplies - and I tell nobody, because fuck that. My kid needs it before other peoples' kids, and I don't like most people anyway.
Posted by: Welcome to the USSA at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (rzne3)
Posted by: mrp at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (6eRlp)
Whether Abbot alone would cause the shortage, idk. kinda sounds like malice/incompetence from Team FJB.
"all unopened containers tested negative.
Open containers from the homes of the infants were also tested in three of the four cases; two of the three tested negative. The one positive was from an open container from the home of the infant, and it tested positive for two different strains of Cronobacter sakazakii, one of which matched the strain that caused the infant's infection, and the other matched a strain found on a bottle of distilled water in the home used to mix the formula. Again, neither strain matched strains found in our plant."
Posted by: illiniwek at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: spindrift at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (h5TKJ)
Gah.
Back to drills.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (V6f9+)
Now do 30,000 deaths and correlation of clot shots.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (jv87l)
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (Mgbo4)
This just in. They've downgraded it to American standard mostly lead free baby formula.
Posted by: Someguy's at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (tt9eU)
New and improved, mostly sawdust-free formula.
Posted by: Mainah at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (B+qrE)
also:
we need a Strategic Baby Formula Reserve
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (geLO8)
So is Joe gonna release the Strategic Baby formula reserves ?
Posted by: It's me donna
That gets sent to Ukraine.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (63Dwl)
Old basterd is cracking up.
Gonna pull a Roooosevelt and blow an aneurysm.
Hopefully it's one of the important ones.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (MkuC5)
and yeah goats milk and honey works if youre desperate for most babies thats what they used to use historically, if you couldnt find a wet nurse.
Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (jhAhX)
Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: MAGA^100 at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (S7une)
After booby juice, I suspect it is a lot like now, which is cow's milk, if no allergies, with finely processed grains, veggies, and meats.
I think formula, beyond the necessity cases, is largely a convenience item, where a not insignificant part of those "convenience" cases are not wanting to stop smoking, drinking, and drugging.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (wmDcS)
You People have no idea of the garbage propaganda spread on twitter every day.
A video of a dilapidated shack, an old neglected pile of sticks that was once a beach house, collapsing and the remnants floating away in the ocean on the coast of North Carolina because of a rising sea level (a.k.a. high tide) is getting millions of views.
The sheer stupidity is unbelievable.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (62fzJ)
Posted by: MAGA^100 at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (S7une)
Gas is so ridiculously expensive I drive almost no where. Flirting with 7 bucks a gallon.
But, no worries, we just *gave* our strategic oil supply to Europe.
And pallets of baby formula to the border (where coincidentally most coming across are fit, military age males) just to keep it away from citizens.
Keep poking that lion/bear/eagle.
I think that eventually there will be no more Democrats because they all will have been dragged screaming from their electric cars.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (jTmQV)
Can't wait for the music superstars of Ethiopia to do a reverse USA for Africa.
How low can we fucking go?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (s2VJv)
**
Plants that the FDA hasn't inspected for years because COVID?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (9vuSf)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Joe Bidenesque at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (mR6Gs)
or just get an abortion
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (xPl2J)
Gah.
Back to drills.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (V6f9+)
Maybe try a vagina?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (SH2Zi)
Now do vaccines
Posted by: Haywood at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (uo+PL)
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I'm glad they are researching it, but this could have been done in a speedy fashion. If they have 20 FBI agents to investigate a fake noose, they can scare up 20 investigators to determine the cause of death.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (DcKNO)
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It's spring. So you can probably get away with a 5W-30 for the next few months.
Posted by: garrett
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Milkweed, it's everywhere.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (ac89p)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (1LjKR)
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (AwYPR)
11 years and I still enjoy the smell of freshly lit cigarette. I even avoid looking at them in the store.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (dNqv+)
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18 years here, and exactly the same.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (lNHqD)
Who's gonna say Christopher Walken?
Cause it's Christopher Walken.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (LvTSG)
At least when he says "women and children most affected" he'll be 50% right.
Posted by: Moron Philosopher at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (Q/yQC)
Posted by: Hawkpilot (Ace-Certified best nic) at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (QYrod)
Posted by: MOLESTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY"
This is actually probably a good idea.
Posted by: fd at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (uH1zk)
Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (qpX6U)
yes Nido is a sweetened milk substitute for toddlers who are old enough to drink regular milk, not formula. It's very popular in Mexico
Posted by: Republicans at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (j5Tg0)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (MFphb)
People will discover Agenda 2030 is not a joke, in about... oh, 2029.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (F/pgV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: MAGA^100 at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (S7une)
Wet nurses, homemade formulas of varying effectiveness, or children starved.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: MAGA^100 at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (S7une)
Mostly boob juice, but mom used evaporated milk, water and a spoonful of Karo syrup while she was weaning. On all five kids. And look how I turned out.
Okay, bad example.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (UUBmN)
( ) Putin disrupting the supply chain
( ) MAGA!
( ) The Big Baby Formula Conglomerates slowing
production so they can charge more as it gets
scarce
( ) The pandemic disrupting the supply chain
( ) All of the above
Posted by: BlueMoon at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (FYFBu)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (3l5Yq)
So why can't they fix the baby formula shortage by getting the media to stop reporting on it?
Hey, isn't it odd how they keep fixing these problems that are ever and ever closer to home? Got the enemy in the run, you know ...
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (3fZAu)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (TQlM9)
Sorry ladies. It's time to unleash the strategic boobeh reserve. For the children!
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (SH2Zi)
My point was that this is a solvable problem, had it been addressed months ago.
Posted by: Ktgreat at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (XU274)
Just rubbed some dirt on them and went back to work.
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (V5J7y)
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It's spring. So you can probably get away with a 5W-30 for the next few months.
Posted by: garrett
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Milkweed, it's everywhere.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (ac89p)
Nut milk
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (QnA5H)
Posted by: Jack Handey at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (9vuSf)
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Who knows?
This administration is such a clusterf*ck, it's hard to point a finger in a particular direction.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Kate Porter at May 12, 2022 01:43 PM (vN+oL)
yes Nido is a sweetened milk substitute for toddlers who are old enough to drink regular milk, not formula. It's very popular in Mexico
Posted by: Republicans at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (j5Tg0)
Which explains the chubby kids
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 01:43 PM (TQlM9)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 12, 2022 01:43 PM (62IPY)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 01:43 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 01:43 PM (bdsA4)
Posted by: DaveA at May 12, 2022 01:43 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (QnA5H)
Isn't this the stuff that lead to the baby itself?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:43 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM (eGTCV)
.........
Too spicy.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 01:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Typical Twitter Bot at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (mR6Gs)
We gonna have a little chat, bot. -- Revenue man
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 12, 2022 01:43 PM (z99Zw)
Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2022 01:44 PM (gudj9)
Nothing, if the infants did not shoulder their share of the chores.
Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 12, 2022 01:44 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 12, 2022 01:44 PM (yQpMk)
There's gonna be two tables with mounds of white powder - one cocaine and one baby formula - they will unchain Hunter Biden and his decision will decide your babies' future
++++
Okay, that's funny. It's dark, but it's funny.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 01:44 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (UUBmN)
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And everyone applying for that job will be a tranny named Destiny, real name Steve.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 12, 2022 01:44 PM (lNHqD)
Is this the same FDA managing COVID responses and pharmaceuticals?
We're in the best of hands.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 12, 2022 01:44 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (a3Q+t)
Normally this would be good for a guffaw, but I've seen Biden with detached earlobe and Biden with attached earlobe, so I don't even know what to believe any more.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 12, 2022 01:44 PM (+cjJb)
It is his Junta of American hating dweebs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (u82oZ)
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This cannot be stated enough.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 01:44 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (YIVH2)
Hey, i only report the news from the future.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (zXgLz)
The generous lactating breasts of Pete Bootygiggity, Secretary of Being Gay, will nurture us all!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (3l5Yq)
Why is the plant still shut down?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Childton Heston at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (uH1zk)
I thought that was Baby Oil
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM
Would you like my recipe for Girl Scout cookies?
Posted by: Wednesday Adams at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (Q/yQC)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (6XHLQ)
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: MAGA^100 at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (S7une)
In europe it was goats milk and honey. In asia it was mares milk or asses milk. In the middle east it was Camels milk and honey. is it safe? well if your baby is starving you start to do cost /benefit thinking
Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (jhAhX)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (S6gsw)
The good news is that, unlike the rest of the world, Americans line up for boxes of food in their cars, protected from the elements and with radios and Wifi to pass the time.
Posted by: timactual at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (+oSfl)
Posted by: Wally at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Republicans
Powdered Dos Equis.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (jv87l)
Posted by: brak at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (j5Tg0)
Anyway, where are the odds putting this right now? Does he blame Putin or does he blame MAGA or does he blame the blame Big Business (tm) and their profiteering?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (DU+/6)
Gas too high? "Good we need to wean ourselves off of Fossil Fuels."
Can't afford a Used Car ? "Good, use mass transit!"
Meat costs too much? "Great, meat is bad for you. Here, have some soy."
Baby Formula can't be found? "Good. It's not natural. Use your tits!!"
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (geLO8)
Gah.
Back to drills.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 01:40 PM (V6f9+)
Time to go MacGyver on it at the workbench.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (V5J7y)
https://tinyurl.com/msrr6dtt
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (9vuSf)
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 12, 2022 01:44 PM (+cjJb)
At a certain point you can't tighten facial skin anymore, so detach the earlobes and pin the skin up a little higher, but that only buys you so much time.
Posted by: Mainah at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (B+qrE)
Gateway but they have been right much more than wrong and come on Biden, his junta.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 01:36 PM (iDcra)
I am still suspicious that upper levels of the FDA have family members deeply invested in this industry and are liking the price hike
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (geLO
Nestles Quick
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Fool Otto at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (DB16e)
https://youtu.be/msF_PoNBEww
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 01:43 PM
Is next! Svimvear!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Planed Parenthood at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (g6+Ik)
Anyway, where are the odds putting this right now? Does he blame Putin or does he blame MAGA or does he blame the blame Big Business (tm) and their profiteering?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (DU+/6)
He'll blame Big Baby
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:46 PM (mR6Gs)
Not that they even seem to want to, which is weird. But wouldn't you know, hiring nothing but sociopaths leaves you in a tough position where seeming sympathetic is concerned.
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (bdsA4)
Nut milk
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 01:42 PM (QnA5H)
I'm willing to share some of mine with young mothers.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (F/pgV)
I love the smell of burning Similac in the morning...
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (QzJWU)
Just the other day, I had to wait nearly 10 minutes in the drive thru of a Jack In The Box before I got my order. Damn near starved to death and luckily made it out without hitting a concrete pillar.
I should have followed the MAGA example he sites and just forgot it.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (9vuSf)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
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You are so transfobic!!!! Are you saying they aren't "real" womyn???///
Posted by: lin-duh at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (V5J7y)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: NeverBiden at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (eIGHH)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Dry Nurses Association at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Inogame at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (53oGX)
Priority 1: Kill babies up to the day of birth
Priority 1,294: Make sure wanted babies have food.
Posted by: portlandon at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
yes
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (yQpMk)
Thank you.
Posted by: USDA and FDA Joint Message at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 12, 2022 01:39 PM (S6gsw)
Pretty sure Twisted People is the follow-on band for Twisted Sister.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (anj39)
"Baby formula has to be diverted from the United States to the Ukraine."--every elected pig in D.C.
These people literally are flirting with rifle butts being smashed into their skulls. People will put up with a lot of shit, and they have, but this is the stuff of violent actual revolutions. When food shortages start in a few months, folks will take the gloves off.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (nMx88)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (zXgLz)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (jv87l)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (dNqv+)
All the Nut Milk you need.
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (V5J7y)
It's the perfect follow on to the upcoming summer of suffering.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (v0R5T)
I don't care if he is off his meds. That's funny (and gross).
Posted by: fluffy at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (UnQlg)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (6XHLQ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Don LeMON at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (yQpMk)
Yup... Joe said today the pandemic is not over
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (TQlM9)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (a3Q+t)
Boobs are our strength!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (nMx88)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (0fVbu)
There's gonna be two tables with mounds of white powder - one cocaine and one baby formula - they will unchain Hunter Biden and his decision will decide your babies' future
++++
Okay, that's funny. It's dark, but it's funny.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
===
Baby Formula like dark humor. Not everybody gets it.
Posted by: Uncle Joe Stealin at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Childton Heston at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (uH1zk)
I thought that was Baby Oil
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM
Would you like my recipe for Girl Scout cookies?
Posted by: Wednesday Adams at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (Q/yQC)
Yes. I'll trade you that for the recipe for Aunt Jemima's Pancakes
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (gudj9)
They had mothers. Unvaccinated. (I'm certain the formula shortage was part of their Covid plan)
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (7uHaa)
Thats Lactating persons, not MOTHERS. Get your language correct.
Posted by: portlandon at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (6XHLQ)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (eGTCV)
On the other hand, "MAGA KING!" LOL!
Posted by: Miley's Parrot at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (dNqv+)
If I may, I have a Modest Proposal.
Posted by: Jonathan Swift at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (jv87l)
36 tanks? What river were they trying to cross. Plus, what kind of moron would have 36 tanks on a pontoon bridge at once?
How big were those pontoons to hold 36 tanks?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (R+bqd)
Posted by: E Warren at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (4Lg20)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (zXgLz)
I'm sure that there are some kind of drugs or hormones that dairy farmers use on their cows. Maybe they work on humans.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (5HBd1)
Make Lactating Great Again!
Posted by: Don Trump at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (LOVUx)
Dammit.
Posted by: Dry Nurses Association at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (qpX6U)
Give 'em a few minutes after crossing the river. They'll dry out.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
early settlers used every part of the baby
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 01:41 PM
I dunno ... we're in limbo.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (6XHLQ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM
Wrong. We crave boobs. As God intended.
Posted by: Babies Everywhere at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (LOVUx
++++
He has a point. I'm sure of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (gudj9)
lol
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (SH2Zi)
Brassiere or corset?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Jonathan Swift
When I said, "I love kids, but I can never eat a whole one." that was supposed to be a joke.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: mrp at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (6eRlp)
All the Nut Milk you need.
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (V5J7y)
Oh, come on Dad. What are you doing that for? I drink from those things. Be better, Dad.
-- Some baby some where.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Vic at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (mZwKe)
Posted by: Bandana Dee at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (NlCS5)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (/U27+)
Today: They are intentionally starving American babies while giving the remaining stocks of formula to illegals worse.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2022 01:50 PM (gudj9)
lol
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (SH2Zi)
Brassiere or corset?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (LOVUx)
He's a hands on kind of guy.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (5HBd1)
I don't think you should give botulism to kids at any age.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (Y5qcH)
Pemmican pie with scrimshaw sauce.
Posted by: Dry Nurses Association at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Silent at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (CrU4U)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (yQpMk)
Yup... Joe said today the pandemic is not over
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (TQlM9)
They're predicting 100M new cases this winter in the U.S. The new and improved Oh Mah Cron variant.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (F/pgV)
Posted by: DaveA at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (FhXTo)
We must be able to kill babies in the womb and if that can't happen we will starve them. !!!
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (eCqFY)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (xPl2J)
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I'm not a dairy farmer but don't the continually impregnate the cows so the they keep producing milk?
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: White House Dept. of Messaging at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (x4faq)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 01:49 PM (TQlM9)
Well, he's right - the body can't clear the virus completely now, thanks to the vaccines. Which is why so many people keep getting covid.
What a nice future - almost constant illness.
Posted by: Miley's Parrot at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: GibsonGirl at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (KXY4V)
You're welcome
Posted by: Jill in DC at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (RieKn)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
I can see why Victor Davis Hanson comes here.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (S6gsw)
Imagine explaining this to some one in the 50s.
1) The government can just close factories down when the president wants to?
2) THERE IS ONLY ONE MAJOR FACTORY MAKING IT!?!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Playtex at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: N I A I D at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Babies Everywhere
Some things you never outgrow.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (SchxB)
The good news is that, unlike the rest of the world, Americans line up for boxes of food in their cars, protected from the elements and with radios and Wifi to pass the time.
Posted by: timactual at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (+oSfl)
He is delusional. The only instances in the US I know of in my lifetime of cars lined-up for a box of free food, were after natural disasters, mostly hurricanes. Does he realize that? Was he saying we should expect it to be the norm soon? Because of MAGA, or what? If anyone knows what Joe meant, call the White House so Joe can also know what he was talking about.
Posted by: BlueMoon at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (FYFBu)
Posted by: Miley the duchess at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (Mzdiz)
Dammit.
Posted by: Dry Nurses Association
1st step - Bring the baby to term.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (jv87l)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Simple Stevo at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (SOV+T)
I don't remember any formula shortages or diesel shortages under Trump.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (/U27+)
I do not remember shortages of any kind for the past 40 years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (G0vdT)
*dons Handmaiden garb*
Posted by: Trigglypuff at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (yQpMk)
The first few sink, like castles.
Posted by: DaveA (1st Monty Python joke wins) at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Pace Brand Salsa Consumers at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (8548M)
Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (eCqFY)
Now, is the time. We cannot rest.
American babies thirsty at Momma's breast
No formula to feed them. No gas to drive away.
Starving, freezing in your house. That is where you'll stay!
We are the World
We're laughing at your ass
You had prosperity and freedom
But, that didn't last
Biden's election was all wrong
Now you're sucking Marx's dong
We are the World
We're laughing at your ass!
Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (OK0YZ)
*
As another moron wisely pointed out:
Have you ever seen anyone in a Biden shirt? But he somehow got 81M votes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (x4faq)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (LOVUx
++++
He has a point. I'm sure of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (DU+/6)
^^^
If only he could remember it...
Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Edvard Grieg at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (g6+Ik)
Posted by: Jerry (aka Daphne) at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (xPl2J)
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Nothing like forcing people to become milk producers...All part of the plan of degrading us like animals.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: WisRich
That's how it works.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (jv87l)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Skip's phone at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (5WpHf)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (eCqFY)
Imagine explaining this to some one in the 50s.
1) The government can just close factories down when the president wants to?
2) THERE IS ONLY ONE MAJOR FACTORY MAKING IT!?!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM (ESjRY)
This literally just made me remember something. Years ago my friend dated a guy who had an energy company based in DE. He was Republican, but apparently he donated to Biden because, as he said, as a DE business, he had to. Now it all makes sense. It's the Biden way.
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 12, 2022 01:55 PM (szWS4)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Mayor Quimby at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: NeverBiden at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (eIGHH)
BUY ON THE DIP!!!
Posted by: VOTE PAPOON! NOT A DIP! at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (62IPY)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Brawndo Thirst Mutilator Corporation at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (eGTCV)
Far from an expert here, but I believe as long as there's demand the cow will keep producing. Doesn't matter if it's a calf or a milking machine, just drain those udders on a regular basis and she'll make more.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: Childton Heston at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (uH1zk)
I thought that was Baby Oil
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM
We use the whole baby. Nothing is left to waste.
Posted by: planned "parenthood" at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (59CDR)
*
The Ghost of Kiev did launched the missile that blew up the bridge, and he was heard on the radio saying "f*ck you" before he died when the Russians blew up his ship. Or something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (x4faq)
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Continuing the tradition of outsourcing their intentions to others, the Democrats would rather you just abort your baby rather than be responsible for their death. But if you won't, then they will just have to do it. The communist way.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 01:57 PM (sX1BW)
---
A battalion has at least two companies, so about 400 soldiers minimum. Battalions can have five or six companies, but I don't think the Russian army is organized that way.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 12, 2022 01:57 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: WisRich
yes. and the farmers do it themselves, like real men, not with some machine
Posted by: brak at May 12, 2022 01:57 PM (j5Tg0)
That sounded dirty.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 01:57 PM (DcKNO)
I love the smell of burning Similac in the morning...
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (QzJWU)
Didn't the media tell us that Bush blew up baby milk factories? So, pretty sure this is his fault.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff, now with 50% more MAGA! at May 12, 2022 01:57 PM (VGRuw)
Posted by: Babies Everywhere
Some things you never outgrow.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 01:54 PM
Like model trains, they're intended for the kids, but the dads wind up playing with them more.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 01:57 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022 01:57 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: WisRich
Lies back, exhales cigarette smoke
Posted by: Bull at May 12, 2022 01:57 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (bdsA4)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (SH2Zi)
Sure, that sounds believable. I'll have to wait for the authentic video-game footage, though.
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (wwcKe)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (0fVbu)
Not bad w/some saltines.
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: MAGA^100 at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (S7une)
Posted by: WisRich
yes. and the farmers do it themselves, like real men, not with some machine
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Those are some sick farmers.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (sX1BW)
*
No, no, no. American companies moved the rest of the production facilities to Asian lands. You know, like China.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (x4faq)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2022 01:48 PM (anj39)
This is all part of the family tree of the Mamas and the Papas.
Sly and the Family Stoned were an offshoot
There was also Uncle Cracker
They didn't talk about Twisted Sister in polite company
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (MFphb)
Today: They are intentionally starving American babies while giving the remaining stocks of formula to illegals worse.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 01:53 PM (ESjRY)
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Yet another example of too many cooks in the kitchen. Nobody is charge and the members of the Politburo are doing whatever they hell they want within their own empires. I'll bet the Illegal Alien guy in the politburo didn't even know there was a formula shortage.
It's like "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing" except that it's one of those Hindu deities with 10 arms.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (DU+/6)
Get to fracking, big boy.
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM (V5J7y)
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We need to tap the Strategic Oil Reserve, which is apparently on Gavin Newsom's hair.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: JILL-AVA BIDEN at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (6BTho)
Posted by: Vic at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (mZwKe)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2022 01:47 PM (QzJWU)
LOL
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (bdsA4)
The good news is that, unlike the rest of the world, Americans line up for boxes of food in their cars, protected from the elements and with radios and Wifi to pass the time.
Posted by: timactual at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (+oSfl)
It's like Biden only recently learned of places like WalMart offering curbside pickup where they will bring groceries to your car. And he thinks it's like the 73 Oil Crisis or something?
Posted by: Mainah at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (B+qrE)
Sure, that sounds believable. I'll have to wait for the authentic video-game footage, though.
Posted by: t-bird at M
Ghost of Endor got to them.
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (6XHLQ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 01:57 PM (RkC6l)
I Am a Child
Posted by: Neil Young, Lionel Train afficianado at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022
Has he threatened to punch himself out?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (a3Q+t)
She told me before formula back in the mid-60s when my brother was a baby, they would use powdered milk with a little Karo syrup added to it, in lieu of plain old cow's milk.
Some Mom's might need to improvise something similar if things get worse with the shortages.
Posted by: 2centsPlusInflation at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (x4faq)
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Baby formula, now with added melamine!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: WisRich
Once a cow gives milk after birth, they just keep on milking her, and she just keeps on giving.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: White Prog at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (DU+/6)
And if he combed his hair differently it wouldn't show.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 01:59 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: x at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (uQFwj)
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (G0vdT)
Says the guy with the GLOWIE hash...
Posted by: Inogame at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (53oGX)
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Next thing you'll tell me is they will intentionally cut of oil drilling despite the increase in oil prices due to low supply.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (sX1BW)
https://tinyurl.com/yckm7zm8
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (5HBd1)
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This recipe is far shorter and easier than the ones I've seen online.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (DcKNO)
As for Brandon's speech, not sure what he was on about. The only food lines I know of were either at food banks or churches.
Gosh, if one doesn't have a job, and one is depending on the generosity of others, I sort of think waiting an hour, hour and a half isn't asking too much.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (5pTK/)
Sure, that sounds believable. I'll have to wait for the authentic video-game footage, though.
Posted by: t-bird
https://bit.ly/3l5yQYI
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (jv87l)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (DU+/6)
___________________________________
I'd fuck the one with yuge boobs . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 12, 2022 02:01 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 02:01 PM (6XHLQ)
tom nichols, david french, alex vindman and 7 other fat cucks are going to ukraine to fight for Burisma!
They call themselves...
Force Ten From Provolone
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:01 PM (62fzJ)
Posted by: WisRich
yes. and the farmers do it themselves, like real men, not with some machine
____________
So there's hope for Stacy Abrams?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:01 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 02:01 PM (AwYPR)
As for Brandon's speech, not sure what he was on about. The only food lines I know of were either at food banks or churches.
Gosh, if one doesn't have a job, and one is depending on the generosity of others, I sort of think waiting an hour, hour and a half isn't asking too much.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (5pTK/)
Childish ingrates.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (QnA5H)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (x4faq)
Check out the pontoon bridges, tanks, and IL-76s painted on the side of the Ghosts of Endor X-Wing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (Y5qcH)
That works with crack too.
Posted by: Hunter B. at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (F/pgV)
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Leave Jeffrey Toobin out of this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: x at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (uQFwj)
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It's literally they have. Everything bad is because of Putin and MAGA, and they might as well be the same thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 01:58 PM (DU+/6)
SHIVA!
Posted by: Ruxin at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: gp's Sympathy Hydrant at May 12, 2022 02:03 PM (qpX6U)
You also have to keep milking so they don't go dry.
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 02:03 PM (wwcKe)
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Next thing you'll tell me is they will intentionally cut of oil drilling despite the increase in oil prices due to low supply.
**
The Ike Turner system of government.
Why you make me keep hitting you, baby?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 02:03 PM (x4faq)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (5pTK/)
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It's not like they have to take time off from work.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:03 PM (GRbI+)
Why is the plant still shut down?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
they need to show the little people who is Boss.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 12, 2022 02:03 PM (Cus5s)
They call themselves...
Force Ten From Provolone
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:01 PM (62fzJ)
Add 2 and you have The Girthy Dozen.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 02:03 PM (QnA5H)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (eGTCV)
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*scribbles note*
Thanks!
Posted by: Jonah David Kristol at May 12, 2022 02:03 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 02:03 PM (TQlM9)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (UuD2k)
They are very different.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (DcKNO)
https://tinyurl.com/yckm7zm8
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (5HBd1)
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I will purge this because a baby formula shortage is disinformation. There is no baby formula shortage.
Posted by: Nina Jankowicz at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (bdsA4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ruxin at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (B+qrE)
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Sometimes. Usually Shiva only has four arms, but sometimes more. Same thing with Ganesha, who has anywhere from two arms to many arms. The number of arms is variable on most of the deities, which strikes me as odd - but with several thousand years of history and 300+ million deities and variants to work with, there's a lot of room for variation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 02:01 PM
Shake free from the nebulous and nefarious cloud that Big Penguin has emitted around you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Start 'em young.
Posted by: Stonewall Jackson at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (5pTK/)
A banana-in-the-tailpipe republic, if you can keep it.
Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (SC4LU)
They call themselves...
Force Ten From Provolone
Posted by: Soothsayer
Force Ten from Provolone, part of Meal Team Six
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (jv87l)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (sX1BW)
The senile old fucker just closed Cook Inlet. Hey, it's not like Alaskans need to make a living. We can always just get in our cars for boxes of food.
Except we can't afford the gas, either.
Bastard.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: gp's Sympathy Hydrant at May 12, 2022 02:03 PM (qpX6U)
There's a bourbon shortage coming!?
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (AwYPR)
https://tinyurl.com/Drowned-Rooskie-Tank-Batt
Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (ET441)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (62fzJ)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM
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The country is run by the Pentavarate.
A secret society that is made up of five of the wealthiest powers in the world: the queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.
Posted by: portlandon at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (x4faq)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 02:06 PM (geLO8)
Why is the plant still shut down?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 12, 2022 01:45 PM (sWM8x)
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From what I've read, it's because the FDA hasn't approved its restart yet. As to *why* it hasn't, I'd guess a mixture of "red tape and bureaucratic morass" and "the investigator in charge of the incident is *pissed* they couldn't assigned blame and levy a huge fine against Abbott, and is being deliberately obstructionist."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:06 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2022 02:06 PM (6FeV1)
Gosh, if one doesn't have a job, and one is depending on the generosity of others, I sort of think waiting an hour, hour and a half isn't asking too much.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (5pTK/)
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I'm missing The Price is Right!
Posted by: Welfare Mother at May 12, 2022 02:06 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: The Great Reset at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Ruxin at May 12, 2022 02:02 PM (B+qrE)
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Sometimes. Usually Shiva only has four arms, but sometimes more. Same thing with Ganesha, who has anywhere from two arms to many arms. The number of arms is variable on most of the deities, which strikes me as odd - but with several thousand years of history and 300+ million deities and variants to work with, there's a lot of room for variation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Is that the one that sits on low stools and covers all the mirrors?
Posted by: planned at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (59CDR)
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It is literally better to be an illegal alien than to be a taxpaying American citizen. If you're a wetback, you don't need to: 1) pay taxes; 2) get a driver's license; 3) register your car; 4) get auto insurance; 5) obey traffic laws; 6) obey any other laws you don't like; 7) pay traffic tickets;
pay for health insurance; 9) pay property tax; 10) pay for tuition at the Univ. of California.Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (GRbI+)
How are we fixing this? At this point what difference does it make who is at fault. Let's fix it and then we an investigate it and find fault. The 'ole Hillary defense!
One of the problems is this confounded "just in time" delivery system that almost all industry has adopted. because nothing says low prices and efficiency like every store stockpiling supplies.
The solution is for parents to stop freaking out and feed their babies cows milk...How do you think babies survived BEFORE there was formula that was marketed....for a god damn profit!
DEFENSE PRODUCTION ACT NOW! Nothing like a heavy-handed government solution to a government-inflicted problem.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (16bRC)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (LOVUx)
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And they claim the leases were canceled because there weren't enough bids. Maybe that is even true. If it is, I wonder if they've bothered to ask *why* there aren't more bids in the middle of an energy crisis.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (DU+/6)
A secret society that is made up of five of the wealthiest powers in the world: the queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.
Posted by: portlandon at May 12, 2022 02:05
😳
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (6XHLQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:01 PM (62fzJ)
Doing the Smedley laugh here.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (Qy7kP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (bg3iC)
it's run by a committee, centered at a certain house in the Kalorama neighborhood of Washington DC
you would recognize the names, mostly from the Obama administration
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (jv87l)
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The linked article cites a Forbes estimate of 50 vehicles and 1000 men lost. Stunning if true, and it appears to be true.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (bdsA4)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM
No one. You have various factions each trying to use Joe for their own ends.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (wmDcS)
Ah I miss having little ones.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (1LjKR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:06 PM (DU+/6)
You would of course be crushed if you missed a regulator deadline, but the regulars themselves ignore them at will.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Welfare Mother at May 12, 2022 02:06 PM (iDcra)
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Pull it up on your iPhone 11 with the unlimited data plan.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (5pTK/)
https://tinyurl.com/yckm7zm8
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:56 PM (5HBd1)
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This recipe is far shorter and easier than the ones I've seen online.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (DcKNO)
FWIW, there's a pediatrician on Twitter who says to not use this recipe. Insufficient vitamins/minerals. Long term use will lead to health problems.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff, now with 50% more MAGA! at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (VGRuw)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:01 PM (62fzJ)
Mozzarella's Heroes?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)
Sure, that sounds believable. I'll have to wait for the authentic video-game footage, though.
Posted by: t-bird"
What they might be trying to say is that the "battalion" has been knocked out, because they've lost all their equipment (and a bunch of men). Think Engineering Battalion with 300+ construction workers and all of their bridging equipment (maybe 10+ 40' truck loads).
It got flattened by artillery, the trucks torched (unarmored), pontoon bridge destroyed, etc. Its essentially been "knocked out" and has to be rebuilt from scratch.
Posted by: Scott_T at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (2waQ7)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:00 PM (5pTK/)
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I'm missing The Price is Right!
Posted by: Welfare Mother at May 12, 2022 02:06 PM (iDcra)
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Nah, she's sleeping all day, after clubbing all night until dawn. During which time the kids are chained to a radiator. And she doesn't feed the kids anyway; the schools do that.
We are literally favoring the most worthless people in society.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (GRbI+)
A secret society that is made up of five of the wealthiest powers in the world: the queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.
Posted by: portlandon at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (+oR7L)
++++
TURN DOWN THE BAY CITY ROLLERS
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (5HBd1)
i agree its not "safe," especially unpasteurized honey, but i think the context was what did people USED to do. And that IS what happened. They didnt have Karo syrup.
Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (jhAhX)
The gal my wife spoke to face-to-face at the store said "we thought it would be here by now".
Jesus H. Christ.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (wtvvX)
FWIW, there's a pediatrician on Twitter who says to not use this recipe. Insufficient vitamins/minerals. Long term use will lead to health problems.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff, now with 50% more MAGA! at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (VGRuw)
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The recipe posted here is for "emergency" short-term use only.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 02:03 PM (TQlM9)
Considering all the diesel pickups around these parts, I for one welcome the shortage.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (F/pgV)
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (bdsA4)
What's the shelf life on the stuff? Might be a good thing to add to stocks for your group, or at least the powdered milk, karo syrup ingredients.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (SH2Zi)
Glad the Illegals do not have to worry about eating or paying for anything.
If this does not wake up middle of the road parents, I have no idea what will do it.
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (J9wxX)
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:04 PM (bdsA4)
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Better yet, we need to focus on baby formula from renewables.
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (G0vdT)
Why I have older reference books.
FWIW, my late up-the-hill neighbors were the ones that developed the advanced baby formula. They saved millions of lives.
They would be very sad to see all this.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: mr tmz at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:01 PM (62fzJ)
Mozzarella's Heroes?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)
____________
The Dirty Lettuce
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (GRbI+)
It could be that Putin is the one holding off the nuke launches.
With him incapacitated, who knows...
Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: runner
An angry pink haired chick on TikTok.
Posted by: Hands at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: portlandon at May 12, 2022 02:05
😳
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (6XHLQ)
It's why you crave his chicken fortnightly!
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (Irn0L)
A secret society that is made up of five of the wealthiest powers in the world: the queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.
Posted by: portlandon at May 12, 2022 02:05 PM (+oR7L)
++++
TURN DOWN THE BAY CITY ROLLERS
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (DU+/6)
By request:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKKEbrYVbjo
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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11) Forced to get a covid shot.
12) Forced to show ID to fly... for free.
it goes on and on.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff, now with 50% more MAGA! at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (VGRuw)
OTOH, starvation is a short term health problem.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: mr tmz at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (rJ48h)
++++
The dude has been bouncing from one calamity to another like a ping-pong ball in a clothes dryer since he was sworn in.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (DU+/6)
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Short term missing out on formula with no substitutions will led to serious health problems. Doesn't anyone know how to balance risks anymore?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (fs1hN)
https://tinyurl.com/Drowned-Rooskie-Tank-Batt
What's the over-under on the debunking? I'm thinking by 4pm.
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (Faksa)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (1LjKR)
Posted by: Lex at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (98qJM)
Mozzarella's Heroes?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)
Marines...looking for a few gouda men.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (F/pgV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 02:12 PM (x4faq)
It could be that Putin is the one holding off the nuke launches.
With him incapacitated, who knows...
Posted by: gourmand du jour
YOLO BABUSHKA!!!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:12 PM (jv87l)
The US of A has become an evil country. Very sad.
We are backing the Russians into a corner with no retreat. Stupid.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:12 PM (u82oZ)
This might affect Mayor Pete and his “wife” but I’m not seeing the problem here.
Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2022 02:12 PM (d/ps/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)
Marines...looking for a few gouda men.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (F/pgV)
Tempura Fry.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:12 PM (SH2Zi)
With him incapacitated,
When the FNM was claiming Russia was paying the Taliban to kill American soldiers, it also claimed an appropriate response was a first strike on Moscow.
And...the US government has admitted it is killing Russian soldiers in Ukraine...and even sending western military leaders.
We'll be lucky to get through this without a few mushroom clouds.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 02:12 PM (ESjRY)
Mozzarella's Heroes?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)
Marines...looking for a few gouda men.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (F/pgV)
Tora! Tora! Tortellini!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (sWM8x)
______________
I watched a BBC report from Ukraine, and it appears that the Russians are in fact getting their asses kicked. I assume that the BBC would, if anything, lean pro-Russian.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (GRbI+)
The website I posted said this is for short term use as it does not include any vitamins. However, if you did get baby vitamins from your doctor, you could use it longer term. Certainly better than having a hungry baby.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (5HBd1)
Democrats slogan for '22: aborted babies don't need formula, just sayin'
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (62fzJ)
Your baby may not have food right now but it can still get its coof vaccine. Available locally and wherever medicine is sold.
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (bdsA4)
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (x4faq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (u82oZ)
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He can't be a good pediatrician if his office is Twitter.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 01:52 PM (6XHLQ)
unpaid interns and junior staff of the important staff that were hired because they were related to someone important, and this is because all the cabinet and agency heads are hired from a pool of sycophants that are unable to do any work besides stuffing the pockets of their family and are terrified of making an actual decision contrary to the ever-changing goals of the administration.
"great opportunity presents itself when authority is abdicated"
and the weasels and rats are taking advantage of that great opportunity that has presented itself
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (xhaym)
Jesus H. Christ.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (wtvvX)
Seriously, get goat milk. The only problem is that the baby might not like downgrading to formula later.
Posted by: Bandana Dee at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (NlCS5)
We are backing the Russians into a corner with no retreat. Stupid.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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*waves*
*goes back to canning*
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (R037X)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Charley don't nurse!
Posted by: Colonel Kilgore at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)
Marines...looking for a few gouda men.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (F/pgV)
____________
Brie Larsen is at the recruiter's right now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (GRbI+)
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Lean pro-Russian? Absolutely not. Only against Americans.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (UuD2k)
This might affect Mayor Pete and his “wife” but I’m not seeing the problem here.
Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2022 02:12 PM (d/ps/)
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Unless your boobs are unproductive (or inadequately productive) or the baby has some problem and needs one of the formulas.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (DU+/6)
We are backing the Russians into a corner with no retreat. Stupid.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:12 PM (u82oZ)
This.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (anj39)
Maybe Lia John Thomas can demonstrate the breast stroke. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (DU+/6)
It costs real money to mobilize up here, and once enough of the leases are closed, then it doesn't pay to go wildcatting. If a company can't produce somewhere else while wildcatting, they will leave and not come back without some good incentive. Shell moved out a couple of years ago and they won't even sniff the deals.
Stupid idiots in the fed don't have a clue about the oil business.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (62fzJ)
https://tinyurl.com/Drowned-Rooskie-Tank-Batt
What's the over-under on the debunking? I'm thinking by 4pm.
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (Faksa)
48 hour rule
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (V6f9+)
We are backing the Russians into a corner with no retreat. Stupid.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
______________
Yep. But in return we get ... what?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (DcKNO)
I don't think we want them to decide it's a war.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (x4faq)
A "gyro" is a greek sammich, for those of you in Rio Linda.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (62fzJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (V6f9+)
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That's a long time for food to sit on the floor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (MFphb)
Jesus H. Christ.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 12, 2022 02:09 PM (wtvvX)
organicbabyshop(dot)com
ships same day. European brands so expensive but no shortage
Posted by: brak at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (j5Tg0)
Posted by: The NPCs at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (bdsA4)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (DU+/6)
Listen to him. He knows boobs.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (SH2Zi)
Kelly's Gyros??
(that's pronounced "heroes" for those of you in Rio Linda)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (62fzJ)
Golf clap.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (s2VJv)
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Multi-vitamin drops are available for infants which might offset the insufficiency of home-made formulas ... Certainly better than letting a baby starve, and could be used only during times when parents are unable to find their preferred formula.
Posted by: Kathy at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (h3RRP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (LvTSG)
You know, you're making it harder to defend you against troll accusations
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: MOLESTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (1IJnB)
____________
Homeopathic baby formula.
Genius.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (LvTSG)
All I gotta be is quicker than the dog.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (LvTSG)
You know, you're making it harder to defend you against troll accusations
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (V6f9+)
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I've never denied it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (LvTSG)
Another job Americans won't do!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (RkC6l)
and then there's the horns
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Moki at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (62fzJ)
But is it really a sammich?
Posted by: Twitter fag, coyly begging for twitter fight at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (1LjKR)
https://tinyurl.com/Drowned-Rooskie-Tank-Batt
What's the over-under on the debunking? I'm thinking by 4pm.
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This looks legit to me.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (sWM8x)
Hate to say it but a year from now we will be looking fondly back at this time as the good old Biden days.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (fj2YZ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (DU+/6)
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Or you're taking a medication you don't want to transfer to your child or your child is in intensive care and starting a breastfeeding cycle on a baby that is barely alive is not such a great idea.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Moki at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (JrN/x)
Stupid idiots in the fed don't have a clue about the oil business.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (LOVUx)
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Yup. And then the parts they're actively making worse through policy. It's terribly expensive and requires a lot of capital - capital that can be taken away from you arbitrarily with the next EO. Once bitten, twice shy. I imagine a lot of people aren't willing to extend for oil right now given the risks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)
Marines...looking for a few gouda men.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022
***
Don't laugh . . . it's a Muensterous problem.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:15 PM (SH2Zi)
______________
He knows Biden's Cabinet?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: Moki at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (JrN/x)
Bitch move! I'm workin this corner!
Posted by: Twitter fag, coyly begging for twitter fight at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (MFphb)
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Short term missing out on formula with no substitutions will led to serious health problems. Doesn't anyone know how to balance risks anymore?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2022 02:11 PM (fs1hN)
Add baby vitamin drops. It'll be fine.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (LOVUx)
* Respectful tip of the hat and a hearty Congratulations to Journeyman Electrician Ex-Ex. *
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (1LjKR)
Congrats. Retirement or new job?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (QnA5H)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (GRbI+)
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Burning cities, which will take care of the heating shortage looming across this next winter?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: The Great Reset at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (DcKNO)
++++
Are hospitals short, too, or are they being supplied?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (1LjKR)
Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (d/ps/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (DcKNO)
We also had liquid vitamins we gave her separately. Those might be in short supply too, though.
Posted by: Bandana Dee at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (NlCS5)
Charley don't nurse!
Posted by: Colonel Kilgore at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (786Ro)
You're a milkman, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill.
Posted by: Col. Kurtz at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (F/pgV)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:14 PM (DU+/6)
There are at least a few that went for augmentation surgery when younger and that can really mess up being able to feed a baby. Another example of the law of unintended consequences.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (W1xfB)
New Hotness: Oops. Turns out we didn't put baby formula in our five year plan. Try again in 2025.
Posted by: The government at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (bdsA4)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (TU8Tj)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (DU+/6)
___________
Waiting for a Republican Administration.
Fidelity has sent out an analysis entitled "Inflation, rate hikes, and what it all means."
I know what it means. It means we have a Democrat Administration.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)
Marines...looking for a few gouda men.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022
***
Don't laugh . . . it's a Muensterous problem.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (txdEq)
The Swiss will fix it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (QnA5H)
Posted by: mr tmz at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (rJ48h)
I'd say he doesn't care about children but there is ample vid evidence and a diary to the contrary...
Posted by: Inogame at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (53oGX)
I thought he was Pre-Law.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM
Lotta boobs in pre-law. If law school was any indicator...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (gRF5m)
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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*waves*
*goes back to canning*
Posted by: SMH
Go ahead and pack raw. The flash/mushroom vloud will cook 'em.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (jv87l)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)
Marines...looking for a few gouda men.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022
***
Don't laugh . . . it's a Muensterous problem.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (txdEq)
The Swiss will fix it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 02:19 PM
That plan is full of holes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: mr tmz
the press corps won't let that happen
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (geLO8)
Clean house Elon.
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (K58O6)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (RkC6l)
And it stinks.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (5pTK/)
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Except our friends only burn the cities in the summer. Small but noticeable flaw in the plan.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (GRbI+)
What did one Republican Shit say to the other Republican Shit on the Thursday afternoon before biden's baby food crisis?
"See you on Monday!"
All the Republicans are gone for the weekend. No sense of urgency, at all.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (M9YAu)
Clean house Elon.
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (G0vdT)
When is he going to pay me for my stock?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (SH2Zi)
Everyone's a critic.
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (bdsA4)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 12, 2022 02:16 PM (fj2YZ)
Speaking of boobs, there's a bunch right there.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (u82oZ)
Good times...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: mr tmz
the press corps won't let that happen
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (geLO
No "Why do you hate babies?" questions?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (SH2Zi)
*goes back to canning*
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (R037X)
What are you canning SMH?
I just planted my tomato starts, jalapeno and sweet peppers, and ground cherries, and have been told ground cherries make good jelly.
Posted by: Moki at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (yQpMk)
The website I posted said this is for short term use as it does not include any vitamins. However, if you did get baby vitamins from your doctor, you could use it longer term. Certainly better than having a hungry baby.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (5HBd1)
I worked at the Karo Bottling plant in Chicago where we had the 100 year anniversary in 2002.
Posted by: Inogame at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (53oGX)
If you won't let us groom your kids, we will starve them.
Give us your kids now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (K58O6)
What happens when the diaper shortage hits?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (yQpMk)
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It's only considered a delicacy because Venezuelans have a nasty sense of humor regarding their tourists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: m at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (4vwwZ)
Posted by: Barry O, the smahtest eveh at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022
***
Don't laugh . . . it's a Muensterous problem.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (txdEq)
The Swiss will fix it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022
***
Wear your mascarpone!
Posted by: Cheese Karen at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (5pTK/)
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I'd put a few bucks down that the Biden junta will force people to take city dwellers into their homes, feed, and cloth them when that happens.
Change my mind.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (QnA5H)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)
Define "friend."
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (F/pgV)
Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (d/ps/)
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Nice! My wife breast fed for awhile before switching over to formula but that was many years ago.
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (G0vdT)
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Chopping up top management and putting them in a freezer? I love this guy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (DU+/6)
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I was kind of wondering the same thing. How is the supply chain of baby formula to hospitals being affected? To they get higher priority than your corner market? What do they
do if/when they run out of formula?
Do they make their own using a super secret formula guarded by blind ninja monks?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)
I think that would be a signal that you would welcome being summarily pantsed and thrown out into the fairway.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)
I can't even figure out what that means. What do they mean it won't be tolerated? What are you, 12?
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (bdsA4)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)
Meeting up with them for, like, a picnic? And you're being asked to bring food?
Posted by: m at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (4vwwZ)
I'd put a few bucks down that the Biden junta will force people to take city dwellers into their homes, feed, and cloth them when that happens.
That's crazy talk
Posted by: Dr Zhivago at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)
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What's the food? Arugula? No problem. Tofu? Ditto.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 12, 2022 02:20 PM (K58O6)
What happens when the diaper shortage hits?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (eGTCV)
DO NOT turn on the fan!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (anj39)
Biden has been mistreating the Press (counts on fingers and toes) for 2.3 years. They love it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL
Sounds like a vegan friend.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2022 02:25 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Jordan61
I wouldn't be meeting the person.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:25 PM (jv87l)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)
is the friend a recovering alcoholic? then yes
Posted by: brak at May 12, 2022 02:25 PM (j5Tg0)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (SH2Zi)
I think your problem is you just haven't tried the right flavor, so if I bring them all you'll hit on one you like.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:25 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL
Bring durian.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 02:25 PM (Y5qcH)
I invite friends over all the time. I just ask them if they have any allergies or other preferences...
Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:21 PM (u82oZ)
Bwa ha ha
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (u82oZ)
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Wood chipper is faster.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (9qSw/)
I wouldn't be meeting the person.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:25 PM (jv87l)
Same. My friends aren't douchebags.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (F/pgV)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022
***
Don't laugh . . . it's a Muensterous problem.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022
*
The Swiss will fix it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022
***
They'll probably be forced to hole up in the Roquefort.
Posted by: Cheese Karen at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (QnA5H)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)
If it is okra, this is a friend for life.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (anj39)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 12, 2022 02:27 PM (yafik)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL
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Did this friend say that masks are required? Because it offhand, this sounds like someone who would require masks.
Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2022 02:27 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM
If that food is bacon, search within yourself. You know the answer.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 02:27 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (yQpMk)
This gal looks like she could step to the challenge:
https://tinyurl.com/2p86kr6v
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 02:27 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (GRbI+)
You mean the media outlet that is funded by the same government that is sending arms and SAS troops to Ukraine? Or is there another BBC that I am unaware of?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 02:27 PM (xhaym)
I'm curious.. What kind of food are they forbidding ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 02:27 PM (TQlM9)
Is it some fag with a peanut allergy??
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:27 PM (M9YAu)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)
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I'd bring peanut butter sandwiches with a shellfish pate.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 02:28 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)
I can't even figure out what that means. What do they mean it won't be tolerated? What are you, 12?
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:24 PM (bdsA4)
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Obviously they're about MAGA Ultra's. I'd bring a six pack anyway.
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 02:28 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 02:28 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2022 02:28 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)
Yes, CBD needs to give in and admit that maple syrup on French toast is the best.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 12, 2022 02:28 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (buTO7)
Aldi....if you've got boxes.
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2022 02:28 PM (9qSw/)
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Yeah. Details, please.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:13 PM (GRbI+)
If Ukraine does manage to "win" Biden will be taking credit
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (TQlM9)
Posted by: m at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (4vwwZ)
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No way. Being mistreated is part of the kink.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (GRbI+)
Falafels are a weird food.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (M9YAu)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)
And the horde seems slow on the uptake today.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Jordan61
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A person using that aggressive phrasing in a dinner invite wouldn't be a friend in the first place because they're likely an asshole or a Karen.
However, I would decline said invitation.
Posted by: ballistic at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)
Oh. That's a tough call. I'd go ahead and bring it though. Many flavors.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (9qSw/)
No
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)
Lemon-flavored hummus; yum.
Posted by: m at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (4vwwZ)
They phrased it badly, I expect, and meant "It won't be offered and because of allergies-or whatever- it can't be tolerated by someone attending."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)
You mean wallpaper paste... I hate it too
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (TQlM9)
___
Heya Moki.
Just some soup I made.
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (R037X)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (SH2Zi)
I think the consensus is that you're a mean meanie and should let me bring you some Everything Bagel hummus with some nice naan chips.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (GRbI+)
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Well, unless the press has a boot on their face, they're not happy.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 01:51 PM (5HBd1)
+++
I think it has to do with the babies' inability to digest honey at a young age. I was just looking at the back of a jar of honey and it said not to feed to infants younger than 1.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (YT+7k)
Then don't eat it you soy almond milking retard.*
*you know what food is not tolerated without hearing anything.
**additional: although I am completely fine with not tolerating insects
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)
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Hmm hummus, I'm going to have to go to the replay for an official review.
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022
***
Don't laugh . . . it's a Muensterous problem.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022
The Swiss will fix it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022
***
They'll probably be forced to hole up in the Roquefort.
Posted by: Cheese Karen at May 12, 2022 02:26 PM (txdEq)
This is a white american problem
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL
natto
Posted by: REDACTED at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)
Oh. That's a tough call. I'd go ahead and bring it though. Many flavors.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
That's not a tough call. Busting balls is an approved hobby.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:31 PM (jv87l)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 02:31 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 02:27 PM (xhaym)
______________
The BBC is generally to the left of Pravda, and I doubt very much would lift a finger to support BoJo.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:31 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (fF2aM)
No. It was a long running inside joke about humus. I was busting her chops, she was busting my balls, and the Francises need to lighten up.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:31 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (SH2Zi)
Hummus is awesome. You should like hummus.
Join us. Be one of us. You will join us now.
*chants
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2022 02:31 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Bud Norton at May 12, 2022 02:31 PM (6cOMd)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:32 PM (jv87l)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)
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Oh, so, day ending in "Y."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:32 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (M9YAu)
Falafel ? Fucked up waffle
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 12, 2022 02:32 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)
Depending on the type of friendship you have that probably wouldn't be tolerated either-in a literal sense, I mean.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 02:32 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: m at May 12, 2022 02:23 PM (4vwwZ)
You mean the same media complex that put up with being sequestered in closets during periods that Obama didn't want them to see? Optimism is good but it can be overdone.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 02:32 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2022 02:32 PM (d/ps/)
Posted by: m at May 12, 2022 02:32 PM (4vwwZ)
In 2022 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for not vaccinating. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:33 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 12, 2022 02:33 PM (p9+o4)
No
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (geLO
Hillary! Corralled them like cattle and locked them in closets. Jug Ears spied on them.
These saps are down with the struggle.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 02:33 PM (QnA5H)
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 02:33 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)
Oh. That's a tough call. I'd go ahead and bring it though. Many flavors.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (9qSw/)
_____________
Bring menudo, and haggis.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:33 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)
++++
LOL
There is a distinct anti-hummus undercurrent in the comments section. I do not participate. I *like* hummus and don't think it tastes at all like dirt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (DU+/6)
Falafels are a weird food.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 02:29 PM (M9YAu)
Says you! I love a good falafel, shawarma or gyro.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: mr tmz at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (rJ48h)
Join us. Be one of us. You will join us now.
*chants
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2022 02:31 PM (9qSw/)
***
No hummus
No peace
Know hummus
Know peace
Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (anj39)
No
Posted by: DB at May 12, 2022 02:30 PM (geLO
Biden could demand the media come to his press conferences wearing sumo wrestler thongs and they would gladly comply.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 02:32 PM (xhaym)
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"If Biden doesn't lock us in closets, then the terrorists will win."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: WisRich
Hummus & flat bread? I can get pretty full just snacking.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (jv87l)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (DU+/6)
It tastes like garlicky wallpaper paste
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (TQlM9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (s2VJv)
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Yeah, but, once you flee NY, NY, will you be able to get a good one at 3AM?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:33 PM (GRbI+)
Extra pigs feet. Yes.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (MkuC5)
If they can't beat Russia with those, they aren't trying very hard.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (jTmQV)
If you like dirt, great. I will provide extra sprigs of cilantro to clean your palate.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (s2VJv)
++++
Shwarma, done well, is wonderful. Sure, it's basically the chip board of the meat world, but man it can be good.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (DU+/6)
They're soldiers. They follow orders.
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (LUJEW)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (QnA5H)
“In particular, some of the officials preparing and reviewing the documents at the FBI and intelligence agencies continue to be heavily engaged in matters related to overseas activities,” Durham wrote in the filing, adding that his team is “continuing to press the relevant authorities to produce documents in classified discovery as quickly as possible and on a rolling basis, and no later than the proposed deadline set forth below.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (bg3iC)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:31 PM (jv87l)
I think it would be more accurate to say Jordan is busting ALL our collective balls here. Fine job, Jordan. We been had.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (F/pgV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2022 02:10 PM (Irn0L)
Biden doesn't have a clue mentally of what he's doing or saying. He's just the meat mouth-organ of the Kalorama junta.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (R+bqd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Mmmmmmm. Hot gyro & cold tzatziki sauce.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:36 PM (jv87l)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (jv87l)
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Would that be warm flat bread? Oh, then I'm all in.
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 02:36 PM (G0vdT)
Luxury! We had to make ours from gravel.
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 02:36 PM (LUJEW)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2022 02:33 PM (QnA5H)
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It's part of their kink. They ENJOY the degradation.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 02:36 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 12, 2022 02:36 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (5pTK/)
______________
If you're in Chicago, you can go to Subway then. Just bring your own bleach and noose.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:36 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (TQlM9)
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See, garlic can make almost anything palatable!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:37 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (SH2Zi)
Well it DOES taste like soap, so it should be good for that. Blech.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:37 PM (DRSnL)
Biden doesn't have a clue mentally of what he's doing or saying. He's just the meat mouth-organ of the Kalorama junta.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 12, 2022 02:35 PM (Qhnrt)
If his teleprompter said "my hovercraft is full of eels," that is exactly what he'd say.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 12, 2022 02:37 PM (eGTCV)
Luxury! We had to make ours from gravel.
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 02:36 PM (LUJEW)
You just haven't had the right flavor or gravel yet.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:37 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 02:37 PM (Jtln5)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 12, 2022 02:37 PM (eGTCV)
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He'd still fuck it up somehow.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 02:37 PM (YIVH2)
____________
But for the love of God, please make sure he understands it's "address," not "undress."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:38 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: Physics Geek at May 12, 2022 02:38 PM (huQJB)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 12, 2022 02:37 PM (eGTCV)
______________
The Magic Negro welcomed himself to Norway, little realizing he was reading the Norwegian PM's speech.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2022 02:38 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 02:39 PM (fF2aM)
Nothing new about them.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 02:39 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 02:17 PM (5pTK/)
===
I'd put a few bucks down that the Biden junta will force people to take city dwellers into their homes, feed, and cloth them when that happens.
----
Backhoes will be in great demand.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 12, 2022 02:39 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 12, 2022 02:39 PM (jycnZ)
However, Vegans get treated to the Korean BBQ place where we cook our own meats at the table.
'Cause I can call them culturally insensitive on top of everything else.
"Try the Chap Chae, it's made out of yams, you know!"
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 02:40 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Ciampino at May 12, 2022 02:39 PM (qfLjt)
But no diesel.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 12, 2022 02:40 PM (MkuC5)
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Backhoes will be in great demand.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 12, 2022 02:39 PM (qfLjt)
Pigs gotta eat.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:40 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Sassy at May 12, 2022 02:41 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 02:41 PM (0fVbu)
"We Helped Hitler Start World War 2 And All We Got Was This T-Shirt And 39 Million Corpses" Day
Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2022 02:42 PM (DVzmH)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:42 PM (jv87l)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 02:42 PM (u82oZ)
I'd put a few bucks down that the Biden junta will force people to take city dwellers into their homes, feed, and cloth them when that happens.
----
Backhoes will be in great demand.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 12, 2022 02:39 PM (qfLjt)
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Go long on quicklime.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 12, 2022 02:42 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 02:42 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 02:42 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Mmmmmmm. Hot gyro & cold tzatziki sauce.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 02:36 P
^^^This.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 02:43 PM (RkC6l)
"Remember, the groomer market is for three-year-olds. You'll get a good price."
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 12, 2022 02:43 PM (ym/da)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 02:43 PM (Jtln5)
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (Mgbo4)
This just in. They've downgraded it to American standard mostly lead free baby formula.
Posted by: Someguy's at May 12, 2022 01:38 PM (tt9eU)
New and improved, mostly sawdust-free formula.
Posted by: Mainah
I understand that asbestos makes a nice thickener.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2022 02:43 PM (ac89p)
Posted by: m at May 12, 2022 02:44 PM (4vwwZ)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 02:45 PM (Jtln5)
Posted by: Derp Fuhrer at May 12, 2022 02:45 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 02:34 PM (TQlM9)
AND tahini, thank you.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 02:45 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 02:45 PM (Jtln5)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 02:46 PM (Jtln5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 02:46 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 02:31 PM (SH2Zi)
I took the question at face value because it's Jordan and I trusted her.
Then I remembered the other day she said she was meeting some really great guy on here. I'm still trying to figure out who that could be.
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:47 PM (EbTBK)
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 02:47 PM (EbTBK)
lol, me too.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 03:03 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Syracuse1989 at May 12, 2022 03:32 PM (yAfvt)
Posted by: Kafiroon at May 12, 2022 03:49 PM (Pvzld)
Posted by: Bang-a-gong at May 12, 2022 04:00 PM (77rys)
Posted by: SMOD at May 12, 2022 04:27 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Barney Rubble at May 12, 2022 04:30 PM (qiUw+)
Is this how it looks when everything begins to unravel?
Posted by: JakeSpeed at May 12, 2022 04:55 PM (Vu1jV)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 12, 2022 06:11 PM (wGqjj)
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Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)