Elizabeth Warren: What Kind of Anti-Democratic Shithole Do We Live In When a Majority of 49 Can Be Thwarted by a Minority of 51?

2 + 2 = 51, says the new Orwellian math.

Elizabeth Warren making the case for fewer women in STEM.

.@SenWarren: "I believe in democracy, and I don't believe the minority should have the ability to block things that the majority wants to do. That's not in the Constitution. [...] It's time to get rid of the filibuster." https://t.co/2tBTIfvv2q pic.twitter.com/UwZuKxrotg
— The Hill (@thehill) May 11, 2022

Although the vote was a cloture vote, it's hard to call this a "filibuster" when there just weren't even 50 votes to end debate, and the Democrats didn't even have a majority of votes to proceed to a final vote on the bill. That's not a "filibuster;" that's just a failed vote.

Obviously, even if they'd gotten the cloture bill -- if Manchin had said "Sure I'll vote for cloture just to get this over with" -- they would have failed to pass the bill.

Leftwing Democrat Salon Hot 25 blogger AllahPundit points out to his leftwing Democrat readers that several purple state "moderate" Democrats only voted for cloture because they knew that the cloture vote would fail. That is, they knew they would not have to vote on the merits of an extremist partial-birth-abortion, abortion-until-moment-of-crowning, force-Catholic-hospitals-to-perform-abortions, no-parental-consent, akshually-men-get-abortions-too bill.

And they could always explain away their "yes" on the cloture bill as, "I was just voting to end debate, not voting 'yes' on the merits of the bill itself."

Had they been voting on the bill itself, Schumer might have had maybe 44 votes.

That might have been why Schumer insisted on the extremist version of the bill -- precisely so it would not get cloture, and would not therefore divide the party with an actual vote on the merits of a national abortion bill. That is, if he crafted a proposal that all Democrats (save Immanuel Goldstein Manchin) would vote "yes" on cloture for, but would fail cloture. This would keep the party unified (save for the Necessary Traitor, Immanuel Goldstein Manchin) while sparing the Inner Party any actual votes on the merits of forcing nuns to perform partial births abortions on thirteen year old trans "boys" without parental consent.

Our own Republican players in the Failure Theater playhouse are practiced performers in this particular dumbshow.

Posted by: Ace at 12:13 PM

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1 Probably not

Posted by: Richard Burr at May 12, 2022 12:13 PM (8Avx7)

2 heh, idiot!

Posted by: High Plains Deplorable at May 12, 2022 12:14 PM (Mw3ow)

3 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

4 WooHoo! Now to remove disgusting NC Senator sock.

Posted by: Richard Burr at May 12, 2022 12:14 PM (8Avx7)

5 She has a vacant stare going on at all times.

Someone get the senator a beer!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 12:14 PM (dNqv+)

6 Didn't The Squad use this same math genius when BBB didn't pass?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 12:15 PM (DRSnL)

7 We rightfully shit on the GOP for their fetish for failure theater. But anything the GOP can do, the Dumocraps can do better! Exhibit A is this intentional clusterfuck designed to fail on the votes but gin up the outrage machine of the hysterical abortion harpies.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 12, 2022 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

8 So Schumer's effort was abortive?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 12:16 PM (SchxB)

9 America's mother-in-law, at it again.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 12, 2022 12:16 PM (/5AR4)

10 Leftwing Democrat Salon Hot 25 blogger AllahPundit points out to his leftwing Democrat readers that several purple state "moderate" Democrats only voted for cloture because they knew that the cloture vote would fail. That is, they knew they would not have to vote on the merits of an extremist partial-birth-abortion, abortion-until-moment-of-crowning, force-Catholic-hospitals-to-perform-abortions, no-parental-consent, akshually-men-get-abortions-too bill.

And they could always explain away their "yes" on the cloture bill as, "I was just voting to end debate, not voting 'yes' on the merits of the bill itself."

Had they been voting on the bill itself, Schumer might have had maybe 44 votes.

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The ads against these senators are not going to be splitting this (very real but not really) hair. And if the senators want to counter the attack, they're going to have to get into the weeds about why their vote wasn't really a vote.

I wouldn't be surprised if this vote was enough to knock off one Democratic Senator in November. You know, be the source of 10,000 soft-Democratic voters in a state suddenly just deciding to stay home sort of thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 12:16 PM (LvTSG)

11 Elizabeth Warren: What Kind of Anti-Democratic Shithole Do We Live In When a Majority of 49 Can Be Thwarted by a Minority of 51?

Elizabeth Warren making the case for fewer women in ~~STEM~~ the workforce.

Fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 12:16 PM (jv87l)

12 Idiots, every last one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 12, 2022 12:16 PM (BFigT)

13 I love our gerontocracy.

Posted by: WiNO at May 12, 2022 12:16 PM (EpDzw)

14 Warren as good on math as she is on genealogy and history.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 12:16 PM (iDcra)

15 That might have been why Schumer insisted on the extremist version of the bill -- precisely so it would not get cloture, and would not therefore divide the party with an actual vote on the merits of a national abortion bill.

Posted by: Ace at 12:13 PM

Welcome to Failure theater, Dems.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 12:16 PM (dNqv+)

16 I love how Failure Theatre cuts across party lines.

Posted by: Mr Fabulist at May 12, 2022 12:16 PM (kRYRp)

17 Minorities... how does that work?

If you teach and *believe* 2+2=5 math is *much* harder.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 12, 2022 12:17 PM (hyqfe)

18 9 America's mother-in-law, at it again.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 12, 2022 12:16 PM (/5AR4)

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That's a great name for her.

Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2022 12:17 PM (VJsqe)

19 Elizabeth Warren is crazed over abortion.
It is disturbing to see her and others so dang animated about killing babies -- and I do mean babies, given their uniform demand for unrestricted abortion up to and including birth.

They are possessed.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 12, 2022 12:17 PM (vyClj)

20 >>>16 I love how Failure Theatre cuts across party lines.

i just added that and I totally did not cheat off your paper

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:17 PM (0G13K)

21 We theoretically live in a constitutional republic, not a democracy, you stupid, stupid count.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2022 12:17 PM (rduoN)

22 Those fkin bastards want 51% to rule over %49 then if they only get %49 they want representation to walk over the %51

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 12, 2022 12:17 PM (5WpHf)

23 America's mother-in-law, at it again.
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Fortunately, not mine.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 12, 2022 12:17 PM (R037X)

24 Barbie, I know math is hard, but...

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 12, 2022 12:17 PM (8C7+r)

25 cuck shumer knew that bill was going to fail, he did it on purpose just to get some sound bites for November.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 12, 2022 12:17 PM (bVYXr)

26 Had they been voting on the bill itself, Schumer might have had maybe 44 votes.

That might have been why Schumer insisted on the extremist version of the bill -- precisely so it would not get cloture, and would not therefore divide the party with an actual vote on the merits of a national abortion bill.
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That would be some smooth politicking and parliamentary procedure. Entirely possible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 12:17 PM (DU+/6)

27 Sock removal attempt was not successful, much like voting against the drsob.

Posted by: Agitator at May 12, 2022 12:17 PM (8Avx7)

28 Democrats only voted for cloture because they knew that the cloture vote would fail.

The Putney Swope gambit.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 12, 2022 12:17 PM (uTEYr)

29 >>>Welcome to Failure theater, Dems.

just added that and I did not cheat off the commenters either

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:17 PM (0G13K)

30 The ads against these senators are not going to be splitting this (very real but not really) hair. And if the senators want to counter the attack, they're going to have to get into the weeds about why their vote wasn't really a vote.

If you're explaining, you're losing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 12:17 PM (yQpMk)

31 16 That might have been why Schumer insisted on the extremist version of the bill -- precisely so it would not get cloture, and would not therefore divide the party with an actual vote on the merits of a national abortion bill.

Posted by: Ace at 12:13 PM

Welcome to Failure theater, Dems.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 12:16 PM (dNqv+)

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It's never been an exclusively GOP thing, but this is what happens when Congress is evenly split and both parties are more dedicated to graft than policy. You maintain your stance with the base by promising the world, delivering nothing, and then promising the world again if they donate today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 12:18 PM (LvTSG)

32 That's a great name for her.
Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2022 12:17 PM (VJsqe)
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Not my own. I saw it here years ago. But I remembered it because it's so apt.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 12, 2022 12:18 PM (/5AR4)

33 Personally, I'm cataloging all these "when in the majority you're allowed to go scorched earth" comments for after November.

Of course the effeminate, Bendover Bob's in the Republican Party won't do anything, but it's nice to dream they found a set of balls.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 12, 2022 12:18 PM (VpIIl)

34 Democrats support baby killing - now, tomorrow, forever.

Change my mind!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 12:18 PM (YIVH2)

35 OK. She's not a biologist or a mathematician.

Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2022 12:18 PM (dkwYV)

36 I'm sure her supporters will chime in that Senators representing a minority of the country's population should not be allowed to block bills supported by Senators representing a majority of the country's population.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 12, 2022 12:18 PM (I2/tG)

37 25 cuck shumer knew that bill was going to fail, he did it on purpose just to get some sound bites for November.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 12, 2022 12:17 PM (bVYXr)

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Yep - they do failure theater right.

Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2022 12:18 PM (VJsqe)

38 Lizzy, shut up and go make me a crab cake sammiwch. NOW

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 12:18 PM (iDcra)

39 I love how Failure Theatre cuts across party lines.
Posted by: Mr Fabulist at May 12, 2022 12:16 PM (kRYRp)

The Dems play that game as well. Their constituents though are too stupid not to vote for them to make them change.

Posted by: WiNO at May 12, 2022 12:18 PM (EpDzw)

40 30 The ads against these senators are not going to be splitting this (very real but not really) hair. And if the senators want to counter the attack, they're going to have to get into the weeds about why their vote wasn't really a vote.

If you're explaining, you're losing.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 12:17 PM (yQpMk)

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Right. That's what I was trying to say without just repeating the maxim. Sometimes pithy maxims are enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 12:18 PM (LvTSG)

41 Look Geronimo, you're on the right (war)path here, but sometimes, you just need to push those Mensheviks out of the way and make yourselves the majority, numbers be damned.

Posted by: V. Lenin at May 12, 2022 12:18 PM (FJYfm)

42 Hey, Lizzie. I thought you commies *didn't* like the Electoral College?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 12, 2022 12:19 PM (llON8)

43 Just ask Republicans: if people can see through your failure theatre, like when you allegedly control the government, then you're absolutely screwed. I don't know how much McCain's betrayal affected the midterms, but losing a core GOP plank is one more reason a lot of people insist on Trump or bust. Most of the rest of the party is covertly hostile to their own supposed agenda.

Posted by: trev006 at May 12, 2022 12:19 PM (8A7u+)

44 She is a nag and smells funny

Posted by: Yo! Ultra Ultra MAGA at May 12, 2022 12:19 PM (t4gxr)

45 He ace, this might be good for the sidebar for a laugh - Bartleby the Gestator.

tinyurl.com/yhztw8vc

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 12, 2022 12:19 PM (vyClj)

46 13 I love our gerontocracy.
Posted by: WiNO at May 12, 2022 12:16 PM (EpDzw)

Yeah, I'm 63 and KNOW I've lost my fast ball..

These folks? I wouldn't trust em to drive my car...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2022 12:19 PM (oHd/0)

47 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2022 12:19 PM (arJlL)

48 All a show.... A fucking clown show.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 12, 2022 12:19 PM (0OmEj)

49 The Senate is full of "smart" people like this one.
Most don't know what day it is.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 12:19 PM (jTmQV)

50 I know I sort of beat this to death on the last thread and I promise to stop, but on the prior thread Lizzy posted a Twitter thread from a pro-abortion academic engaging in the word-salad essay form of a primal scream over this. It is literally unbelievable and makes for some fantastic reading. It operates at all levels - the evil, the literal death worship, the rage from the hard left at their own party, the academic language, the obtuse point, the communism, the haughty arrogance - it ticks every box I can find.

https://is.gd/x81IH9

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 12:20 PM (DU+/6)

51 She is a nag and smells funny
Posted by: Yo! Ultra

She's a horse!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 12:20 PM (jv87l)

52 43 Just ask Republicans: if people can see through your failure theatre, like when you allegedly control the government, then you're absolutely screwed. I don't know how much McCain's betrayal affected the midterms, but losing a core GOP plank is one more reason a lot of people insist on Trump or bust. Most of the rest of the party is covertly hostile to their own supposed agenda.
Posted by: trev006 at May 12, 2022 12:19 PM (8A7u+)

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I've grown to believe that Mitch was behind McCain's no vote on the ACA bill. He needed a scapegoat because he didn't want the (watered down because they'd never pass the clean repeal) bill to pass, and McCain was happy to take the role.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

53 you know, if the Senate is going to get rid of the filibuster, then majority vote is all that's required to pass any bill. If that's the case, the senate then becomes a smaller version of the house. and since the house has MORE representatives in it, it's more representative of the peoples will.

if the above is true, then there's really no need for the senate once the filibuster is gone...

i wonder if she's thought this ALL the way through...

Posted by: Zombie Douglass Adams at May 12, 2022 12:20 PM (WhsXQ)

54 It was all a publicity stunt to get the Leftist base to hit the streets

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 12, 2022 12:20 PM (5WpHf)

55 If she's going by Milk Chocolate Messiah's count on the number of states, maybe she has a point.

There were 14 other senators who didn't show up to vote. And perhaps enough of them would have sided with her if they were allowed to (or existed) to have the majority.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 12, 2022 12:20 PM (TNyrE)

56 Our Democracy = *I* get to take your stuff, your rights, and your life if I choose

Posted by: Some Leftist at May 12, 2022 12:20 PM (ESjRY)

57 This is the most important issue of our time. I support Lizzy Warren's statement, and I told her so over cocktails last night.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at May 12, 2022 12:21 PM (VpIIl)

58 She is the Rez's version of Frau Bleucher.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2022 12:21 PM (rduoN)

59 34 Democrats support baby killing - now, tomorrow, forever.

Change my mind!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 12:18 PM (YIVH2)

No, sounds about right. Tighten up the middle paragraph and add some boilerplate about Moloch worship and give it to the copy boy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 12:21 PM (dNqv+)

60 They didn't want the bill to pass - they could have worked with Collins and Murkowski to draft an acceptable bill.

If the bill had passed, people might have noticed that the bill:

1) eliminated all state restrictions on abortion
2) allowed abortion up to the moment of birth (i.e. infanticide)
3) would have forced Catholic hospitals to perform abortions

Better to scream how unfair it was that the bill didn't pass.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 12, 2022 12:21 PM (I2/tG)

61 Biden Admin puppeteers cancel oil and gas leases across multiple states. Sheer genius.

Posted by: Greyman27 at May 12, 2022 12:21 PM (RKLPC)

62 Why do they call them cocktails ?

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2022 12:22 PM (arJlL)

63 Errrrrrrrrr...squaw on warpath keemosabe! What we do now?

Posted by: Tonto at May 12, 2022 12:22 PM (tu2+H)

64 54 It was all a publicity stunt to get the Leftist base to hit the streets
Posted by: Skip's phone at May 12, 2022 12:20 PM (5WpHf)

They can't hit the treadmill, let alone the streets.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 12:22 PM (dNqv+)

65 And what was Faucohantas' position on doing a simple majority for SCOTUS?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 12, 2022 12:22 PM (N39Ws)

66 60 Better to scream how unfair it was that the bill didn't pass.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 12, 2022 12:21 PM (I2/tG)

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They need to animate their base because the squishy middle ain't voting for them this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

67 Just thinking too bet nothing comes out on the leaker until the ruling gets read and published.

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 12, 2022 12:22 PM (5WpHf)

68 Elizabeth Warren exists solely as a rebuke to the 19th Amendment. She's a warning sign from the Creator.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 12, 2022 12:22 PM (wb1YC)

69 I may have to replace my 1+1=2 tattoo with "51>49"

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 12:22 PM (OuH7W)

70 for the Dems, Democracy is doing what they (the Dems) say, nay, know the people want. School Busing for integration? Even the Black people didn't want that, but what do they know? They vote for the Dems so they must really not know what they really want. Really.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 12, 2022 12:22 PM (Ynyl9)

71 The encouraging takeaway from this; not that the issue was in doubt, but Elizabeth Warren's time as a serious Presidential candidate has come and gone. She's just an uber-Karen now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 12:22 PM (trdmm)

72 >>>I've grown to believe that Mitch was behind McCain's no vote on the ACA bill. He needed a scapegoat because he didn't want the (watered down because they'd never pass the clean repeal) bill to pass, and McCain was happy to take the role.

It never occurred to me but I can believe it: the Corporate Ruling Class was in favor of the ACA, and Mitch the Bitch is all about servicing the Corporate Ruling Class.

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:23 PM (0G13K)

73 I think if they put a kill all conservatives bill on the floor, it would pass. I know Romney would vote for it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 12, 2022 12:23 PM (QD90Q)

74 Never has any white woman been in need of a vigorous application of a tire iron to the skull more than Liz Warren.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2022 12:23 PM (Qy7kP)

75 I like how the lawyers and SCOTUS are all like "the leak of the opinion is the worst breach of decorum in our history," and then they do nothing.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 12:23 PM (OuH7W)

76 For every Democrat that voted for cloture but theoretically would not have voted for the bill, I suspect there is at least one Republican who did not vote for cloture that would have voted to pass the bill.
That is how Republicans in Failure Theater Playhouse roll.

Posted by: Sam at May 12, 2022 12:23 PM (ohyxL)

77 >>> I may have to replace my 1+1=2 tattoo with "51>49"

2 + 2 = 51

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:23 PM (0G13K)

78 careful, ace, warren's on the warpath

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 12:23 PM (OuH7W)

79 35 OK. She's not a biologist or a mathematician.
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or an american indian

Posted by: Haywood at May 12, 2022 12:23 PM (uo+PL)

80 re 61: because the oil and gas companies don't really want them! Really!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 12, 2022 12:23 PM (Ynyl9)

81 if the above is true, then there's really no need for the senate once the filibuster is gone...

i wonder if she's thought this ALL the way through...

The D's would love to abolish the Senate.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 12, 2022 12:23 PM (I2/tG)

82 Vital info repeat

Clarkson yeet 1998

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsQH4uHimWM

nothing thrown

Posted by: DaveA at May 12, 2022 12:24 PM (FhXTo)

83 74 Never has any white woman been in need of a vigorous application of a tire iron to the skull more than Liz Warren.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2022 12:23 PM (Qy7kP)

I'm sure there is a guy out there who would argue that because of his ex-wife.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 12, 2022 12:24 PM (N39Ws)

84 many squaws count poor haha

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 12:24 PM (OuH7W)

85 McCain was happy to take the role.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

McStain didn't have to have anyone 'convince' him. He was an asshole (and so are the rest of his family).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 12, 2022 12:24 PM (hyqfe)

86 Why do they call them cocktails ?

I remember reading somewhere that they used to be decorated with a bright feather. Before the invention of little paper umbrellas I guess.

Posted by: Oddbob, SuperMaxiMAGA with Wings at May 12, 2022 12:24 PM (nfrXX)

87 72 >>>I've grown to believe that Mitch was behind McCain's no vote on the ACA bill. He needed a scapegoat because he didn't want the (watered down because they'd never pass the clean repeal) bill to pass, and McCain was happy to take the role.

It never occurred to me but I can believe it: the Corporate Ruling Class was in favor of the ACA, and Mitch the Bitch is all about servicing the Corporate Ruling Class.

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:23 PM (0G13K)

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I have no proof, but it seems to make sense. It also killed Obamacare as a campaign issue. They simply no longer had to talk about it anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

88 She's married to a supposed man. How does he cope?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2022 12:24 PM (ptqGC)

89 Well gee, math IS racist

Against idiots.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2022 12:24 PM (va1N1)

90 Yeah but we'll always have Bernie as a candidate

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 12, 2022 12:24 PM (5HBd1)

91 I assumed when this happened it was going to be one of those verdicts read as they are heading out of town in June

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 12, 2022 12:24 PM (5WpHf)

92 How

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2022 12:24 PM (Qy7kP)

93 In the PA 16th Congressional district, there was a Congresswoman, Kathy Dahlkemper, who after a lot of issues, went along with O Care. Brought up was a lot of stuff that goes against Catholic priorities in O Care. She lost, became a one hit wonder. Now, the City of Erie was deep blue, and she lost to Mike Kelly, a true MAGA congressman, still in office. Erie probably has, per capita, more RC churches than Rome. This abortion bill, if only the RNC would play it right, could mean the demise of a lot of dems once the folks know what they voted for. Also, PDT carried the City of Erie.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 12, 2022 12:24 PM (lz5hY)

94 America's mother-in-law, at it again.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 12, 2022 12:16 PM

Seriously...America needs to divorce her.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 12:24 PM (RkC6l)

95 OK. She's not a biologist or a mathematician.
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or an american indian
Posted by: Haywood

Or an Indian Indian

Or a Cleveland Indian

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2022 12:25 PM (arJlL)

96 Hope nobody is eating but, can you imagine the odor and dust that would come out of Warren's fartclam when she opened legs?

You're welcome.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 12:25 PM (iDcra)

97 I may have to replace my 1+1=2 tattoo with "51>49"
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster

Wouldn't that be 51<49 ?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 12:25 PM (jv87l)

98 It is fascinating to watch propaganda in real time. CBS news (breakroom) was all about how everyone, including Collins and Murkowski, were on board with the bill (or did not like it because it did not go far enough.) No word from any opposition.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 12:25 PM (dNqv+)

99 If I want any shit out of you peasants, I'll squeeze your head. Now go get me a dirty martini and be quick about it. Also, my Depends need a change.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at May 12, 2022 12:25 PM (VpIIl)

100 Well done to Kathy Barnette for releasing her service records. Thank you for your service. Whichever moron guessed ANG for a couple of years, collect your winnings at the window.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 12:25 PM (SH2Zi)

101 75 I like how the lawyers and SCOTUS are all like "the leak of the opinion is the worst breach of decorum in our history," and then they do nothing.
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 12:23 PM (OuH7W)

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"nothing" includes "not changing any votes", it seems.

I'm pretty okay with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 12:25 PM (LvTSG)

102 Elizabeth Warren is a cropped haired, bitter faced old battle axe.

Fuck her.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 12, 2022 12:25 PM (p9+o4)

103 I've grown to believe that Mitch was behind McCain's no vote on the ACA bill. He needed a scapegoat because he didn't want the (watered down because they'd never pass the clean repeal) bill to pass, and McCain was happy to take the role.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

I'm sure, but when you have Murkowski and Collins voting the same way the result was inevitable. One senator can be chalked up as an accident: three pretty much obliterates the idea of opposition to Obamacare as a party plank. Which is why it's never come up again, of course.

Posted by: trev006 at May 12, 2022 12:25 PM (8A7u+)

104 oh wait...

2+2=1/1024th

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 12:25 PM (OuH7W)

105 >>>88 She's married to a supposed man. How does he cope?

I can give you the addresses of a few websites

Posted by: Nancy French at May 12, 2022 12:25 PM (0G13K)

106 *She's married to a supposed man. How does he cope?*

Alcohol.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 12, 2022 12:25 PM (62IPY)

107 She's married to a supposed man. How does he cope?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2022 12:24 PM

Not by drinking...photos show an inability even to open a beer bottle.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 12:25 PM (RkC6l)

108 I'm sure her supporters will chime in that Senators representing a minority of the country's population should not be allowed to block bills supported by Senators representing a majority of the country's population.

There's already a chart out there showing the "disproportionate" representation of R vs D senators.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 12:25 PM (SchxB)

109 I love it when Lizzy goes on the war path.

Makes me want to give her cholera infected blanket.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 12, 2022 12:25 PM (nnp+f)

110 I've grown to believe that Mitch was behind McCain's no vote on the ACA bill. He needed a scapegoat because he didn't want the (watered down because they'd never pass the clean repeal) bill to pass, and McCain was happy to take the role.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 12:20 PM
---

The thought had crossed my mind. You know what else crossed my mind: McConnell being behind the Barnette run so she can split the MAGA vote and his guy, McKormick, gets in. Who the hell knows.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 12:25 PM (A18Zw)

111 >>>102 Elizabeth Warren is a cropped haired, bitter faced old battle axe.

cruel.

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:26 PM (0G13K)

112 Jane bet everyday Lizzy gets home she has to talk her husband to get off the roof

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 12, 2022 12:26 PM (5WpHf)

113 It never occurred to me but I can believe it: the Corporate Ruling Class was in favor of the ACA, and Mitch the Bitch is all about servicing the Corporate Ruling Class.

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:23 PM (0G13K)

Totally believable. The more of health care that corporations can slide to someone else, like government, the better. They'd prefer socialized medicine, but they'll take an incremental approach.

Posted by: V. Lenin at May 12, 2022 12:26 PM (FJYfm)

114 Liz Warren: Every woman's mother in law, every man's ex wife.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2022 12:26 PM (Qy7kP)

115 I've only been here a few weeks. I'm starting to get the sense that this ace fellah doesn't care much for that AllahPundit guy. Just a feeling...

Posted by: bed head at May 12, 2022 12:26 PM (Q/1Jo)

116 Simple bumper stickers that would cause outrage, and many "keyings" to your car:

"(D) Infanticide R Us"

"Democrats. Murdering Babies Since 1973."

Hmm. Might have to look into the costs of those huge LED driven billboards.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2022 12:26 PM (QzJWU)

117 88 She's married to a supposed man. How does he cope?

***

Have you seen her husband?

Look for that cringe video she did a few years ago where her husband passed through the kitchen while she was talking. This is a man who envies the dead.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 12, 2022 12:26 PM (wb1YC)

118 It's funny, because if I were Schumer, I would absolutely get some sort of "Roe Light" bill passed if I were him and did actually have the votes.

I know they want the issue to run on, but it would be like Republicans having the votes to get 90% of a border wall funded or 90% of a tax cut, but taking a dive because it might help in a handful of races. I'd be pissed.

That bill Schumer did try and pass, anyone voting for that is going to have some explaining to do in the afterlife, that thing was straight up child murder from what I've read.

Posted by: Blago at May 12, 2022 12:26 PM (GDryf)

119 She is a nag and smells funny
Posted by: Yo! Ultra

She's a horse!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 12:20 PM (jv87l)

no way i'm looking THAT horse in the mouth....

Posted by: Zombie Douglass Adams at May 12, 2022 12:26 PM (WhsXQ)

120 Wouldn't that be 51
Posted by: rickb223 T

no, in this instance it's an insistance on truth like 1+1=2 is a radical statement from ultra maga that is true but false or whatever the disinfo board's current truth is

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 12:26 PM (OuH7W)

121 108 I'm sure her supporters will chime in that Senators representing a minority of the country's population should not be allowed to block bills supported by Senators representing a majority of the country's population.

There's already a chart out there showing the "disproportionate" representation of R vs D senators.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 12:25 PM (SchxB)

=======

I hope they bring the exact same bill up in the House and get all of them on record about it, then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

122 How.

- Elizabeth Three Wolf Moon Warren

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 12, 2022 12:26 PM (FVME7)

123 43 Just ask Republicans: if people can see through your failure theatre, like when you allegedly control the government, then you're absolutely screwed."

I think a whole lot of progs and Bernie Bros are going to be sitting at home this November. No way they are enthused about showing up to support the people who sold them out.

This most likely will be the real takeaway from overturning Roe v. Wade; the progs are going to see that the people they support are just as useless as the so-called "conservatives" we used to support. All of them are engaged in constant failure theater just to squeeze the system for a fistful of dollars.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 12:26 PM (trdmm)

124
They won't tolerate any restrictions on abortion at all anywhere. They won't tolerate opt-outs for medical training. They won't tolerate any religious exemptions whatsoever. A live birth must be allowed to die. But we're the extremists.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2022 12:27 PM (/U27+)

125 I think Schumer was politically compelled to "do something."

I don't think it was 3-D chess or incredibly clever or forward-thinking.

All politicians are dumb assholes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 12:27 PM (DcKNO)

126 A battle axe serves a specific purpose.

What does a Liz Warren do?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2022 12:27 PM (va1N1)

127 Every liberal white woman in Massachusetts above the age of sixty looks like Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 12, 2022 12:27 PM (tu2+H)

128 Did they complain about the majority not having control when R's were in power? Oh no wait they said it was all illegitimate and that people should "take to the streets" and "get in Trump officials faces" and "never let them have a moment's rest". That's right.

And that wss after a mass shooting that specifically targeted the Republican majority. Ah the power of "Democracy".

God I wish these people would just shut the fuck up their stupid annoying faces and then swan dive off something tall and out of sight forever.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 12:27 PM (2goMG)

129 Someone needs to tell her to go home, have herself a beer, and calm down. And please video the action.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2022 12:27 PM (ptqGC)

130 The D's would love to abolish the Senate.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 12, 2022 12:23 PM (I2/tG)

If everyone in Congress was pitchforked, would you really shed a tear? Abolishing the filibuster only makes the rise of a truly imperial presidency possible.

Posted by: trev006 at May 12, 2022 12:27 PM (8A7u+)

131 Nood

Fauxcohauntas is at it again.
==
We NEVER should have closed the insane asylums. She should be wearing a straight jacket, in a padded room, and be whacked out of her gourd on thorazine.

Posted by: We live in a dystopia, and its finally going to INSIST that we all recognize it. at May 12, 2022 12:27 PM (pxcmE)

132 Elizabeth "Stomps on Shrubbery" Warren is....not smart.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2022 12:27 PM (PiwSw)

133 Never has any white woman been in need of a vigorous application of a tire iron to the skull more than Liz Warren.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2022 12:23 PM (Qy7kP)

I believe scalping is the traditional fate.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 12:27 PM (SH2Zi)

134 This vote was to shore up support for far left democrats up for reelection this fall. It is that bad.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 12, 2022 12:27 PM (QD90Q)

135 I need to speak to the Founder's manager.

Posted by: Liz Warren at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (ZcXTZ)

136 much wampum for warren's trail of tears to make tomahawk to baby skull

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (OuH7W)

137 I just don't think abortion is even worth mentioning if climate change isn't addressed.

I'd love to say that to a lefty.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (UuD2k)

138 Fuck her.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 12, 2022 12:25 PM (p9+o4)

------------------

Not even with Garret's dick.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (Qy7kP)

139 Hmm. Might have to look into the costs of those huge LED driven billboards.

Prolly cheaper to hire a Ukrainian to hack one for you.

Posted by: Oddbob, SuperMaxiMAGA with Wings at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (nfrXX)

140 re 80

Meanwhile, the White House begs the Saudis to pump more oil while the Senate debates using anti-trust measures to threaten OPEC.

We are "governed" by imbeciles.

Posted by: Greyman27 at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (RKLPC)

141 re 72: glad you brought that up: Dem email (at least one) claims that McConnell... well, here's the subject line:

"Mitch McConnell just announced he will consider introducing a NATIONWIDE abortion ban if Republicans retake the Senate this November."

[translation: BOTH sides see a great opportunity to fund-raise off of this.]

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (Ynyl9)

142 Liz Warren: Every woman's mother in law, every man's ex wife.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
___

Nope. Definitely not mine.

Mine is an amazing woman.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (R037X)

143 I think a whole lot of progs and Bernie Bros are going to be sitting at home this November. No way they are enthused about showing up to support the people who sold them out.
--------

That's not gonna stop them from voting.

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems Inc at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (2goMG)

144 She's married to a supposed man. How does he cope?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2022 12:24 PM (ptqGC)

Side piece.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (yVvsu)

145 Can you imagine how dry her vagina is?

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (V5J7y)

146
Every liberal white woman in Massachusetts above the age of sixty looks like Elizabeth Warren.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 12, 2022 12:27 PM (tu2+H)

________

America's ex-mother-in-law

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (/U27+)

147 137 I just don't think abortion is even worth mentioning if climate change isn't addressed.

I'd love to say that to a lefty.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (UuD2k)

------

I actually laughed out loud.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 12:29 PM (DcKNO)

148 Hoping so bad Kathy Barnett can pull this off, Leftists heads will explode.
Really still on fence for Pa Governor

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 12, 2022 12:29 PM (5WpHf)

149 no way i'm looking THAT horse in the mouth....

Posted by: Zombie Douglass Adams at May 12, 2022 12:26 PM (WhsXQ)

That's not her mouth.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 12:29 PM (SH2Zi)

150 I mean...

when she's not talking about killing babies in the womb.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 12:29 PM (V5J7y)

151 could a man married to Elizabeth Warren still have the testosterone and animal spirits necessary to have a side-piece?

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:29 PM (0G13K)

152 McConnell is behind most of the shenanigans that go on with Republicans in the senate. It's an open secret he teamed up with McCain on the ACA. He continually give his support and NRSC money to people like Romney, Murkowski and the rest of the loathsome Republicans. That's how he keep getting elected majority leader.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 12, 2022 12:29 PM (VpIIl)

153 Meanwhile, the White House begs the Saudis to pump more oil while the Senate debates using anti-trust measures to threaten OPEC.

We are "governed" by imbeciles.
Posted by: Greyman27 at May 12,

/////////

apparently, white house cancelled gas leases with Mexico today. So, oil from Iran doesn't cause global warming. or something. you know, science is a fickle bitch. many haha

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 12:29 PM (OuH7W)

154 Hello citizens. I invite you to view our summer line of products at ShanghaiBabyFormulaandMicrochips dot com.
Have a great day!

Posted by: wth - Mondo Magma MAGA at May 12, 2022 12:29 PM (v0R5T)

155 How do you know she's a witch?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 12, 2022 12:29 PM (62IPY)

156 102 Elizabeth Warren is a cropped haired, bitter faced old battle axe.

Fuck her.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 12, 2022 12:25 PM (p9+o4)

Nah, not even with my sub-6 status.

But she should be put out on an iceberg, or taken out in the woods alone, or whatever custom her "people" do when their time is considered done. Because she's 1% or whatever Injun, yes?

Posted by: Thrawn at May 12, 2022 12:29 PM (Rl7KJ)

157 If the bill had passed, people might have noticed that the bill:

1) eliminated all state restrictions on abortion
2) allowed abortion up to the moment of birth (i.e. infanticide)
3) would have forced Catholic hospitals to perform abortions

Better to scream how unfair it was that the bill didn't pass.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 12, 2022 12:21 PM (I2/tG)

Worse, such a bill would have immediately faced legal challenges. Do you want to risk giving the SCOTUS which just overturned Roe the opportunity to bolster the 10th amdendment?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 12, 2022 12:29 PM (wmDcS)

158 Well done to Kathy Barnette for releasing her service records. Thank you for your service. Whichever moron guessed ANG for a couple of years, collect your winnings at the window.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 12:25 PM (SH2Zi)

She was in the ANG for 7 yr 7 mos - she might have had a few years in ROTC before that - she was not active duty Army, but her resume says Reserves, so she wasn't trying to fool people that she was active duty Army honorably discharged with a DD-214 - she was administratively discharged because that is how the guard does it, I suppose. I was in the Navy so I don't know very much about the ANG.

Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2022 12:29 PM (5iUNf)

159 Recall that McCain made his dramatic thumbs down vote against ending ACA while filming an HBO doumentary. The producer bragged about it being staged as a momentous moment for the movie.

While I can see Mitch coordinating with him to ensure the legislation failed, that vote was pure McCain theatrics and his final FU to Trump/MAGA/Tea Party peoe he had despised for years.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 12, 2022 12:29 PM (vyClj)

160 145 Can you imagine how dry her vagina is?
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (V5J7y)

Nope, I like my sanity.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2022 12:29 PM (UuD2k)

161 This is why we have to get rid of the senate.
- left

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 12:30 PM (OalnH)

162 Democrats - democracy
Republicans - republic

The fallacy and irony of this is staggering. We need a new party.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 12, 2022 12:30 PM (sI15f)

163 Beside her retarded math, we are not a democracy you stupid bitch. The Founders intentionally structured us as a Republican form of government.

Of course the Left like to argue that this is not the case. So many articles in Leftist publications arguing the point. Last one I read was in The Atlantic in 2020 . Psychopaths. All of them.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 12, 2022 12:30 PM (eCqFY)

164 That might have been why Schumer insisted on the extremist version of the bill -- precisely so it would not get cloture, and would not therefore divide the party with an actual vote on the merits of a national abortion bill.

From a Biblical perspective of human nature, Schumer is a stage four reprobate. (ref: Romans 1)

I don't believe that he torpedoed his own bill, I truly believe that his utter depravity and estrangement from Truth and Reason is now so complete that he is fully incapable of not parroting the screams of the demons within him, no matter how disturbing and wicked those utterances are.

The Left has no conscience. There is nothing within them anymore that says "That is immoral" or "That is unethical". They are reverting to the Days of Noah where every thought and deed of man was evil and evil continually.

No brakes.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2022 12:30 PM (AHeqJ)

165 Suck it Lieawatha.

Posted by: Squid at May 12, 2022 12:30 PM (Gwilz)

166 >> Elizabeth Warren is a cropped haired, bitter faced old battle axe.

Fuck her.

You's need a 25 Ton Press just to overcome the Stiction in that furrow.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 12:30 PM (V5J7y)

167 Berserker!

Have you *seen* Insomniac lately?

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 12, 2022 12:30 PM (R037X)

168 Every liberal white woman in Massachusetts above the age of sixty looks like Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 12, 2022 12:27 PM (tu2+H)
===

Most liberal men do to but with thicker framed glasses.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 12:30 PM (iDcra)

169 Today's stupid leftist laugh of the day:

On Handmaid Harridan protesting in front of Amy Comey Barrett's said ACB doesn’t know anything about a full-term pregnancy.

Uhhh, she has five biological Children. When told that the Harridan Handmaid said, "Well, not everybody wants to have five children or four children or one child" Nobody explained to her about birth control? Yep; Overturning R v Wade will outlaw birth control because everyone who isn't a Democrat has four o five children. Uhhh huh

Reported from "Legal Insurrection"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 12:30 PM (fF2aM)

170 But look at those high cheekbones!

Posted by: Dad of Six at May 12, 2022 12:30 PM (kSZfR)

171 There's already a chart out there showing the "disproportionate" representation of R vs D senators.

Which is funny, because five of the ten least populous states are Democratic (think New England plus Hawaii), contrary to Democratic rhetoric.

Basically, as with all "popular vote" arguments, it is an argument that California should be able to control the Federal government.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 12, 2022 12:30 PM (I2/tG)

172 The left loves to yell. Yesterday Joey was yelling at us about farms or something.

America's unhinged in-laws.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2022 12:30 PM (ptqGC)

173 I went and visited one of our sites to check on a mentee last night. They have a security gate where they have one of those scrolling lightboards:

'Masks are Optional!' with fireworks and a lightshow.

Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 12:30 PM (dNqv+)

174 Maybe somebody could clue this dumb bitch in on the difference twixt a democracy and a constitutional republic.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2022 12:30 PM (eJn7u)

175 could a man married to Elizabeth Warren still have the testosterone and animal spirits necessary to have a side-piece?

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:29 PM (0G13K)

His side-piece is his regrets-filled diary.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 12:30 PM (SH2Zi)

176 If this bitch was still in Oklahoma she'd just be a crooked ambulance chaser with ads at the bus stop instead of a US senator.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (tu2+H)

177 We are "governed" by imbeciles.
Posted by: Greyman27 at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (RKLPC)

-----

I have a different take. The radical lefties running Joe have decided to do what they can to trash America until the midturn shuts down this shit show.

In other words, it's all done on purpose.

Like they don't know shutting down Alaskan oil won't crank up prices.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (DcKNO)

178 145 Can you imagine how dry her vagina is?
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (V5J7y)

are you sure she has one?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (sI15f)

179 Garret, Cthulhu called -"Dude..."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (va1N1)

180 Jane, iirc, Lizzies husband is a fellow Harvard Law professor and a "poverty " expert.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (vyClj)

181 John Roberts
@johnrobertsFox
Correction - @JoeBidenWILL hold a @whitehouse event on the baby formula shortage. There will be NO COVERAGE of the event. Press corps will get a read out in a press call after the event.
9:28 AM · May 12, 2022

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (MFZ8i)

182 "Mitch McConnell just announced he will consider introducing a NATIONWIDE abortion ban if Republicans retake the Senate this November."

***

For about 3/10 of a second while he waits for his aide to chew his food for him.

As far as I'm concerned McConnell needs to be on a porch someplace in a rocking chair. Preferably while a cold draft blows on him.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (wb1YC)

183 you know what, I HOPE Kathy is a fucking lunatic. It's about time we sneak one of our own in the Senate. The dnc gets to act like 15-30 of their senators aren't outright lunaticas.

So, Kathy doesn't know the difference between George Bush and George Washington and maybe hates white people. It's just flak from being over target since she's probably hating white ass creepy ass cracker liberals.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (OuH7W)

184 Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 12, 2022 12:30 PM (R037X)

I think he was so bummed out on Mother's Day that I hadn't seen him since, and I worry about him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (fF2aM)

185 Recall that McCain made his dramatic thumbs down vote against ending ACA while filming an HBO doumentary. The producer bragged about it being staged as a momentous moment for the movie.

While I can see Mitch coordinating with him to ensure the legislation failed, that vote was pure McCain theatrics and his final FU to Trump/MAGA/Tea Party peoe he had despised for years.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone
___

While running in the last election on repealing ObamaCare. And the campaign before "Build the Dang Fence!" was literally the catchphrase his Senate campaign was built around.

And the media thinks its "honorable" he did this purely for spite because Trump insulted him.

Posted by: Blago at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (GDryf)

186 Why would the Saudis pump more oil?
They are making more money per unit sold.
Fewer units, more money.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (jTmQV)

187 OK, every woman's mother in law except SMH.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (Qy7kP)

188 John Roberts
@johnrobertsFox
Correction - @JoeBidenWILL hold a @whitehouse event on the baby formula shortage. There will be NO COVERAGE of the event. Press corps will get a read out in a press call after the event.

wow.

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (0G13K)

189 Berserker!

Have you *seen* Insomniac lately?
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet

New hairdo ?

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2022 12:32 PM (arJlL)

190 I think a whole lot of progs and Bernie Bros are going to be sitting at home this November. No way they are enthused about showing up to support the people who sold them out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 12:26 PM (trdmm)

They were sitting at home in 2020, which is why the vote fraud machine was so important! It's also a reason you get the "recovering liberal" faction with varying degrees of sincerity. All of them can see what a disaster Biden is and guys like Jimmy Dore are calling attention to it. The problem is that abortion is simply not going to juice turnout, and might not even provide enough cover for vote fraud. And for the Dems, a hyper-motivated MAGA base after a fraudulent election will lead to a complete rout if young feminists realize how badly they're being played. Even goddamn Kasparian denounced the Dems for almost a whole 24 hours.

Posted by: trev006 at May 12, 2022 12:32 PM (8A7u+)

191 Overturning R v Wade will outlaw birth control because everyone who isn't a Democrat has four o five children. Uhhh huh

Reported from "Legal Insurrection"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 12:30 PM (fF2aM)

Clearly you're not from around here, where 4-5 seems to be the floor.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 12:32 PM (SH2Zi)

192 That might have been why Schumer insisted on the extremist version of the bill -- precisely so it would not get cloture, and would not therefore divide the party with an actual vote on the merits of a national abortion bill.

I once heard a very smart DC lobbyist say that legislators proposed bills for two reasons: 1) to get the bill passed; or 2) to make a political point.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 12, 2022 12:32 PM (I2/tG)

193 *>102 Elizabeth Warren is a cropped haired, bitter faced old battle axe.*

But other than that...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 12, 2022 12:32 PM (62IPY)

194 >>>So, Kathy doesn't know the difference between George Bush and George Washington and maybe hates white people

no she doesn't

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:32 PM (0G13K)

195 Can you imagine how dry her vagina is?

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (V5J7y)

I can't.

Posted by: The Sahara Desert at May 12, 2022 12:32 PM (Y4a/4)

196 I like how the lawyers and SCOTUS are all like "the leak of the opinion is the worst breach of decorum in our history," and then they do nothing.
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 12:23 PM (OuH7W)

How odd. Do you think Roberts should have done more than turn the problem over to the Supreme Court Marshal? Maybe you think the justices should stand out front of their homes with guns?
This is a DOJ issue and you do realize the current AG doesn't give a *hit about the law if enforcing it would inconvenience a Dem right?
I thought I read this was a smart military blog...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 12, 2022 12:32 PM (hyqfe)

197 >> Garret, Cthulhu called -"Dude..."

When I think 'Feminine Moisture Issues', I see Elizabeth Warren's Face.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 12:32 PM (V5J7y)

198 There will be NO COVERAGE of the event. Press corps will get a read out in a press call after the event.

wow.
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (0G13K)
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How convenient. No questions.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 12, 2022 12:32 PM (/5AR4)

199 OPEC has already hung up twice on Joey

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2022 12:32 PM (va1N1)

200 mid terms. sheesh. not midturn. Stupid autocorrect.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 12:33 PM (DcKNO)

201 >>>199 OPEC has already hung up twice on Joey

Cruel.

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:33 PM (0G13K)

202 OK, every woman's mother in law except SMH.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (Qy7kP)

Lay off my Mom, and I'll get off yours.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 12:33 PM (SH2Zi)

203 That's not a "filibuster;" that's just a failed vote.

She got her talking point out to the public.
That's what counts.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2022 12:33 PM (GLpYJ)

204 I think he was so bummed out on Mother's Day that I hadn't seen him since, and I worry about him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
___

So do I.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (R037X)

205 176 If the dumb bitch was still in OK, she'd be slinging onion burgers at a diner in McAlester.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (lz5hY)

206 She was ranting on Twatter about how Congress had the final say on this issue, not the Court.

Either she's a really, really bad lawyer, really, really stupid, or didn't actually read the draft opinion, which stated that regulation of abortion was not a federal power.

All of those can be true, of course.

"Not a federal power" = up to the states, per the 10th Amendment. Period. Full stop.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (bW8dp)

207 could a man married to Elizabeth Warren still have the testosterone and animal spirits necessary to have a side-piece?

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:29 PM (0G13K)

Most likely his testicles have shriveled to the size of raisins. I picture him sitting in the basement watching Golden Girls reruns on a loop.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

208 But she should be put out on an iceberg, or taken out in the woods alone, or whatever custom her "people" do when their time is considered done. Because she's 1% or whatever Injun, yes?

1:1024 I believe

(of course those DNA testing places are terribly inaccurate, to the point of meaninglessness after the third generation)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (AHeqJ)

209 elizabeth warren's arid bitchwrinkle is called the trail of tears but it's tears as in tears in paper

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (0G13K)

210 188 John Roberts
@johnrobertsFox
Correction - @JoeBidenWILL hold a @whitehouse event on the baby formula shortage. There will be NO COVERAGE of the event. Press corps will get a read out in a press call after the event.

wow.
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (0G13K)

Is this when they announce the Money to send Baby Formula to Ukraine?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (oHd/0)

211
His side-piece is his regrets-filled diary.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 12:30 PM (SH2Zi)

Given that hag, I'd hoped it was a Colt 1911.

Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (5iUNf)

212 Of course the effeminate, Bendover Bob's in the Republican Party won't do anything, but it's nice to dream they found a set of balls.
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 12, 2022 12:18 PM (VpIIl)

Be fair. The GOPe can always find a pair of balls (to fondle lovingly while they fellate the owner).

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (z99Zw)

213 195 Can you imagine how dry her vagina is?

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (V5J7y)

I can't.
Posted by: The Sahara Desert at May 12, 2022 12:32 PM (Y4a/4)

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FFS that's funny.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (DcKNO)

214 I think you have one of the reasons why the Left wants to cancel math.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (NpAcC)

215 Not Joe's fault!

Biden Says He Inherited Economy "On The Brink Of A Great Depression"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (FVME7)

216 Berserker!

Have you *seen* Insomniac lately?
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at

I didn't know it was my turn to watch him, lol. Is he missing?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (yVvsu)

217 no she doesn't
Posted by: ace

//

just some random thing I saw last night, maybe cernovich or some other guy

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (OuH7W)

218 And all the "journalists" just nod their heads and print whatever she says.

Posted by: huerfano at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (MzKgG)

219 The left has been waging a war on the electoral college for a long time. Part of that is a war on the senate itself. How dare Wyoming get the same number of senators as California?

It probably will never happen since no senator would vote to make their job disappear. But shit like this spewed by Fauxcahontas feeds into the anti senate mindset of the left.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (OalnH)

220 128 Did they complain about the majority not having control when R's were in power? Oh no wait they said it was all illegitimate and that people should "take to the streets" and "get in Trump officials faces" and "never let them have a moment's rest". That's right.
***

Yep, this hypocrite doesn't believe that the minority should have the ability to block things the majority wants to do.

But that's only when the majority are Dims. When the majority are Republicans, she's fine with the minority being able to block them. In fact, she insists on it.

When the Dims are the minority, they use every trick in the book to thwart the majority, and even do shit that's illegal. Recall when those Dim legislators from some state were about to be outvoted on some issue, so they all left town and hid. And Warren cheered them on.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 12, 2022 12:35 PM (k4dH2)

221 Lizzy Has No Tits, I repeat, Lizzy Has No Tits.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 12, 2022 12:35 PM (QJjGF)

222 An article at the Nation - of all places - on how dangerous the DGB is:

https://tinyurl.com/3sj3w2cz

Posted by: Eeyore at May 12, 2022 12:35 PM (R0Tis)

223 > When I think 'Feminine Moisture Issues', I see Elizabeth Warren's Face.

She looks like she's probably "had a headache" for the last 30 or 40 years. She probably should call The Paolo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2022 12:35 PM (bW8dp)

224 Elizabeth Warren has a special jaw that can be unhinged and open wide enough to help digest rodents whole.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 12:35 PM (Kn+1R)

225 Biden Says He Inherited Economy "On The Brink Of A Great Depression"
Posted by: Anonosauru

oh good lord

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 12:35 PM (OuH7W)

226 Math is hard!

Posted by: Barbie at May 12, 2022 12:35 PM (QzpS1)

227 @johnrobertsFox
Correction - @JoeBidenWILL hold a @whitehouse event on the baby formula shortage. There will be NO COVERAGE of the event. Press corps will get a read out in a press call after the event.

wow.
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (0G13K)
++++
He must be in really bad shape today.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 12:35 PM (DU+/6)

228 I didn't know it was my turn to watch him, lol. Is he missing?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (yVvsu)
__

Just haven't seen him around, is all.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 12, 2022 12:35 PM (R037X)

229 209 elizabeth warren's arid bitchwrinkle is called the trail of tears but it's tears as in tears in paper
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (0G13K)

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hhhahahhhahah

Who knew Warren's vagina was so funny.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 12:36 PM (DcKNO)

230 > She probably should call The Paolo.

My friend, there are...how you say... some jobs that even The Paolo will not do.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 12, 2022 12:36 PM (bW8dp)

231 184 Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 12, 2022 12:30 PM (R037X)

I think he was so bummed out on Mother's Day that I hadn't seen him since, and I worry about him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (fF2aM)

I think he is trying to take a step away from commenting for a bit. He delurked yesterday to make a comment and included something to that effect.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 12:36 PM (dNqv+)

232 When I think 'Feminine Moisture Issues', I see Elizabeth Warren's Face.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 12:32 PM (V5J7y)

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IT'S FUCKING LUNCHTIME!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2022 12:36 PM (Qy7kP)

233 When the Dims are the minority, they use every trick in the book to thwart the majority, and even do shit that's illegal. Recall when those Dim legislators from some state were about to be outvoted on some issue, so they all left town and hid. And Warren cheered them on.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 12, 2022 12:35 PM (k4dH2)

They've done that in Texas more than once.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 12, 2022 12:36 PM (eCqFY)

234 On the bring of what now? We were doing million plus job growth every month in the 2nd half of 2020.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 12:36 PM (OalnH)

235 Can you imagine how dry her vagina is?

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (V5J7y)

I have some idea.

Posted by: The Sarlacc at May 12, 2022 12:36 PM (h5TKJ)

236 OK, every woman's mother in law except SMH.

My MIL was a lovely person and really a saaint. She basically raised five children because her husband drank too much, took in her pregnant daughter's baby and although not well off shared money with people in her apt complex.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 12:36 PM (fF2aM)

237 188 John Roberts
@johnrobertsFox
Correction - @JoeBidenWILL hold a @whitehouse event on the baby formula shortage. There will be NO COVERAGE of the event. Press corps will get a read out in a press call after the event.

wow.
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (0G13K)

White House event on the baby formula shortage without coverage? They can't have the general public seeing them laughing and celebrating.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 12, 2022 12:36 PM (sI15f)

238 This fuckers have perverted dreams. Political porn. Control people. By any means.

This is their masterbating.

I'll go as far as that movie, On Golden Blonde. Normal stuff. Never saw it. Seems to have good reviews here.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 12, 2022 12:36 PM (7AJF9)

239 > elizabeth warren's arid bitchwrinkle is called the trail of tears but it's tears as in tears in paper

"We picked off all the scabs".

Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 12, 2022 12:36 PM (bW8dp)

240 something something Big Baby Formula something something more aid for Ukraine something Ultra MAGA

Posted by: The upcoming speech at May 12, 2022 12:36 PM (j5Tg0)

241 >>I can't.
Posted by: The Sahara Desert at May 12, 2022 12:32 PM
>FFS that's funny.

Desiccunt.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 12:36 PM (V5J7y)

242 When I think 'Feminine Moisture Issues', I see Elizabeth Warren's Face.

What kind of person sits around and thinks of "Feminine Moisture Issues"?

Dude, you need to see a shrink.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2022 12:37 PM (AHeqJ)

243 188 John Roberts
@johnrobertsFox
Correction - @JoeBidenWILL hold a @whitehouse event on the baby formula shortage. There will be NO COVERAGE of the event. Press corps will get a read out in a press call after the event.

wow.
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (0G13K)

Fox showed a woman in TX who said a border patrol agent she knows told her PALLETS of formula were delivered to his area for illegals.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2022 12:37 PM (ptqGC)

244 Biden Says He Inherited Economy "On The Brink Of A Great Depression"
Posted by: Anonosauru

Whatever the left says, is true. Regardless if it's really true.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 12:37 PM (jv87l)

245 We spent at least $2Trillion on stimulus and shit and now we're on the verge of a great depression.

it's almost like you can't do that, you can't shut down a country for a sniffle whiffle.

and it's almost like no deep state democrat will ever admit these truths.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 12:37 PM (OuH7W)

246 He must be in really bad shape today.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 12:35 PM (DU+/6)

Maybe the drug regime used to prop him up for the past few weeks is failing horrifically?

Posted by: Thrawn at May 12, 2022 12:37 PM (Rl7KJ)

247 Most likely his testicles have shriveled to the size of raisins. I picture him sitting in the basement watching Golden Girls reruns on a loop.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

Darn it, Jane. I was all ready with a joke about Estelle Getty and then saw it was you.

*sigh*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 12:37 PM (dNqv+)

248 don't believe that he torpedoed his own bill, I truly believe that his utter depravity and estrangement from Truth and Reason is now so complete that he is fully incapable of not parroting the screams of the demons within him, no matter how disturbing and wicked those utterances are.

The Left has no conscience. There is nothing within them anymore that says "That is immoral" or "That is unethical". They are reverting to the Days of Noah where every thought and deed of man was evil and evil continually.
==
We rate this comment as "true".

There is video of him talking literally, to his empty chair and gesticulating to an invisible person to get out of his seat. He's in their grip.

Posted by: Fact Checkers who actually do at May 12, 2022 12:37 PM (4awxP)

249 While Janowicz extolled the battalions, an on-screen graphic displayed patches of four paramilitaries: Aidar, Dnipro-1, Donbas, and Azov. All four have a documented record of war crimes, while Azov is an outright neo-Nazi group.

*

Something something "secret" Nazis.

Looks like Janowicz's Ministry of Truth job won't be too hard.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 12:37 PM (poNws)

250 Lizzy Warren took her axe,

Posted by: Where's Muldoon at May 12, 2022 12:37 PM (62IPY)

251 Or Joey is in a manic phase trying to hump the White House furniture...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2022 12:38 PM (va1N1)

252 Biden Says He Inherited Economy "On The Brink Of A Great Depression"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (FVME7)

That decrepit desiccated husk motherfucker is so full of shit the nation's cesspools salute in envy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 12, 2022 12:38 PM (yVvsu)

253 188 John Roberts
@johnrobertsFox
Correction - @JoeBidenWILL hold a @whitehouse event on the baby formula shortage. There will be NO COVERAGE of the event. Press corps will get a read out in a press call after the event.

wow.
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (0G13K)

So basically they wake Biden up from his nap. Sit him down at his replica of the Resolute Desk. He soils himself and his handlers write something that extolls his wisdom and that this is his new top priority?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 12, 2022 12:38 PM (N39Ws)

254 Can you imagine how dry her vagina is?

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (V5J7y

So dry she is unable to take a bath. It soaks up all the water immediately.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 12, 2022 12:38 PM (eCqFY)

255 188 John Roberts
@johnrobertsFox
Correction - @JoeBidenWILL hold a @whitehouse event on the baby formula shortage. There will be NO COVERAGE of the event. Press corps will get a read out in a press call after the event.

wow.

****

They're all afraid Mr Shouty is going to go off message and start blaming Republicans for losing the formula to make babies.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 12, 2022 12:38 PM (wb1YC)

256 >>I can't.
Posted by: The Sahara Desert at May 12, 2022 12:32 PM
>FFS that's funny.

Desiccunt.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 12:36 PM (V5J7y)

Ixnay on the ade sectretstray.

Posted by: 3M at May 12, 2022 12:38 PM (SH2Zi)

257 @johnrobertsFox
Correction - @JoeBidenWILL hold a @whitehouse event on the baby formula shortage. There will be NO COVERAGE of the event. Press corps will get a read out in a press call after the event.

--

If any press corps questions anything specifically from the "read out" in a negative manner, they will be sent directly to the Ministry of Truth for a correction on their misinformation. If they do not fall in line, they will be labeled a white supremacist and referred to Merrick Garland's DOJ for potential prosecution for insurrection.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 12, 2022 12:38 PM (sVtYq)

258 Okay, Liz, every time I I say the word abortion, you go absolutely manic and prance around like a meth head chicken.

The Great Gizmo, World Famous Hypnotist.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 12, 2022 12:38 PM (lz5hY)

259 Maybe the drug regime used to prop him up for the past few weeks is failing horrifically?
Posted by: Thrawn at May 12, 2022 12:37 PM (Rl7KJ)
++++
They have to keep tweaking it, and I imagine it gets harder and more dangerous - with a longer recovery period - every time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 12:38 PM (DU+/6)

260 >>What kind of person sits around and thinks of "Feminine Moisture Issues"?

Have you never seen daytime TV commercials?

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 12:38 PM (V5J7y)

261 My baby cant eat pulled pork!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 12, 2022 12:38 PM (SsJMC)

262 Mmm..mmm. This pure Senate Kabuki brought to you by SchumCo Inc. At Schumco, our Senate Kabuki is pure. Grade A 100% bullshit. Unlike our competitor's Kubuki, that contains turtle shit and Grahamtastic brand fromunda cheese as fillers. So shop amart- shop SchumCo!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 12, 2022 12:38 PM (fj2YZ)

263 Elizabeth Warren has 2 children. Elizabeth Warren is rabidly pro-abortion. Someone should ask Elizabeth Warren about her kids and their stance on abortion and whether or not she has regrets about not aborting her 2 children or whether she has any comment on her kids aborting their own children now or in the future.

You think that woman is bug eyed now...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 12, 2022 12:39 PM (BFigT)

264 239 > elizabeth warren's arid bitchwrinkle is called the trail of tears but it's tears as in tears in paper

"We picked off all the scabs".
Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 12, 2022 12:36 PM (bW8dp)

Damn. I heard that joke in Boy Scouts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 12:39 PM (dNqv+)

265 Why do they call them cocktails ?

***

What do you think we stir them with?

Posted by: Male Bartenders Amalgamated at May 12, 2022 12:39 PM (flINI)

266 Can you imagine how dry her vagina is?
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (V5J7y)

No; but, now I understand why they sell 55gal drums of personal lube on Amazon.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 12, 2022 12:39 PM (hyqfe)

267 women like Warren remind me of a line from Groucho: is it true your husband is going to divorce you when he gets his hearing back? [not an exact quote, but more appropriate here]

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 12, 2022 12:39 PM (Ynyl9)

268 Lizzy Has No Tits, I repeat, Lizzy Has No Tits.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 12, 2022 12:35 PM (QJjGF)

Tin Lizzy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 12, 2022 12:39 PM (M+Lyo)

269 This theater probably solidifies the flipping of the Nevada and Arizona seats. Sinema is thankful she's not up until 2024. it would get her too.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 12, 2022 12:39 PM (LyTO1)

270 Recall that McCain made his dramatic thumbs down vote against ending ACA while filming an HBO doumentary. The producer bragged about it being staged as a momentous moment for the movie.

While I can see Mitch coordinating with him to ensure the legislation failed, that vote was pure McCain theatrics and his final FU to Trump/MAGA/Tea Party peoe he had despised for years.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 12, 2022 12:29 PM (vyClj)

We love that documentary! We play it on a loop down here! When John Keating McCain isn't screaming in pain, he watches with us!

Posted by: Satan at May 12, 2022 12:39 PM (FJYfm)

271 Basically, as with all "popular vote" arguments, it is an argument that California should be able to control the Federal government.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 12, 2022 12:30 PM (I2/tG)

And the response should always be the same: If Californians feel that they are underrepresented in the Senate, they should petition Congress to be broken up into multiple states.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 12, 2022 12:39 PM (wmDcS)

272 Know where there ISN'T a baby formula shortage? Our southern border. They have pallets and pallets of it. For the illegals.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 12, 2022 12:40 PM (N39Ws)

273 How dry is it?

You know Valles Marineris, the so-called "Grand Canyon of Mars", where it hasn't rained for about 40 million years?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2022 12:40 PM (bW8dp)

274 Can you imagine how dry her vagina is?
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (V5J7y)

Her vagina is so dry that her tribe does a rain dance around it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 12, 2022 12:40 PM (p9+o4)

275 January 2021 unemployment rate was 6.3%. Yeah man just like 1931!

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 12:40 PM (OalnH)

276 Biden Says He Inherited Economy "On The Brink Of A Great Depression"
Posted by: Anonosauru
===

Only took 16 months under Biden for Trump's terrible economy to happen. AMAZING.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 12:40 PM (iDcra)

277 From Rep. Kat Cammack's FB page-

Biden is sending pallets of baby formula to the border. Meanwhile, store shelves across America are empty and moms are being told they don't know when more is coming in.
Welcome to Biden's America where American moms and dads are last.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 12, 2022 12:40 PM (NpAcC)

278 She's married to a supposed man. How does he cope?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2022 12:24 PM (ptqGC)

No doubt he's the proud owner of a Madonna replica vag.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 12, 2022 12:40 PM (z99Zw)

279 re 264: read that in a joke book by someone named Blanche Knott.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 12, 2022 12:40 PM (Ynyl9)

280 Biden Says He Inherited Economy "On The Brink Of A Great Depression"

Now that's how you do disinformation.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 12:40 PM (SchxB)

281 MIL

Got pretty lucky on that score. A great lady.

Posted by: so I got that going for me at May 12, 2022 12:40 PM (hYDVS)

282 He must be in really bad shape today.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 12:35 PM (DU+/6)

When a tree falls in the forest, it makes no sound - When Punchy shats his depends at 'no coverage' event, it makes no mess.

Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2022 12:40 PM (5iUNf)

283 Dr. Oz Accuses Mike Pompeo of 'Bigotry' For Questioning His Turkish Citizenship: 'Heritage is Something We Should All Be Proud of'
https://t.co/2260hPIapX

"Maybe it's all innocent, maybe it's all straight up, but we and the people of Pennsylvania and the Americans who he will be representing as one of 100 members of the US Senate voting on important national security matters need to understand the scope and depth of his relationship with the Turkish government," Pompeo stated.

People have asked me questions about my heritage, my parents were Turkish. For that reason, I have a Turkish citizenship. My mom has Alzheimer's and lives in Turkey, to go back and visit with her, it helps me to have that citizenship. I've already pledged to give it up if I'm elected. But it's a distraction that keeps rearing its ugly head, and I don't see it as anything of any benefit to anybody to have brought that up. Our heritage is something we should all be proud of. It is bigotry to say anything otherwise.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 12, 2022 12:41 PM (MFZ8i)

284 Her vagina is so dry that her tribe does a rain dance around it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 12, 2022 12:40 PM (p9+o4)

--------

Another goodie.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 12:41 PM (DcKNO)

285 Maybe the drug regime used to prop him up for the past few weeks is failing horrifically?
Posted by: Thrawn at May 12, 2022 12:37 PM (Rl7KJ)
---
We can always hope and pray that to be the case.

It was always going to fail sooner or later. Sooner is far better than later...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 12:41 PM (YIVH2)

286 For the Eleventy-Billionth time, you dumb squaw, we don't live in a pure democracy.

Shut the fuck up, you murderous, demonic psychopath.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2022 12:41 PM (DVzmH)

287 > That decrepit desiccated husk motherfucker

Oh, Biden.

For a second I thought you were talking about Warren.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2022 12:41 PM (bW8dp)

288 oh right...16 months later.

that's about the time it takes for the new guy's policies to really take hold.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 12:41 PM (OuH7W)

289 Biden inherited an economy that the Left destroyed by the Covid hysteria they created intentionally. Unfortunately Trump assisted .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 12, 2022 12:42 PM (eCqFY)

290 Only took 16 months under Biden for Trump's terrible economy to happen. AMAZING.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 12:40 PM (iDcra)

Those damn Ultra-MAGA wreckers and traitors! *sarc*

Posted by: Thrawn at May 12, 2022 12:42 PM (Rl7KJ)

291 >>> 288 oh right...16 months later.

that's about the time it takes for the new guy's policies to really take hold.
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 12:41 PM (OuH7W)

He's doing a great job so far.

Posted by: Great Resetters at May 12, 2022 12:42 PM (llON8)

292 well, the reason why we let rural states have 2 senators and such is because why the fuck would they agree to be governed by new york city?

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 12:42 PM (OuH7W)

293 Biden Says He Inherited Economy "On The Brink Of A Great Depression"

Now that's how you do disinformation.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 12:40 PM (SchxB)
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And his answer is to drive full speed ahead in the vain hope of jumping over that endless chasm.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 12:42 PM (YIVH2)

294 The lunatics have taken over. Everything they do just makes things worse. they're in charge. You would think they want to stay in charge.
I'm beginning to think they leaked the SC decision because they were worried that Roberts might get his way and talk them into a 15 week compromise which would have negated there ability to gin up their blue haired tatooed consitutuency.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 12, 2022 12:42 PM (Y+l9t)

295 Re: Biden closed press thingy about baby formula -- did you see his speech to farmers yesterday??

It was bananas shouting at clouds incoherent, yelling at them about Ukrainian farmers and starving Ukrainians and more. I am seriously wondering if he understands that he is NOT the prezzy oh Ukraine. I can only imagine what that felt like as a struggling farmer...

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 12, 2022 12:43 PM (vyClj)

296 "Big Baby Formula profits are gouging consumers. It's a kleptography." - Joe Schmuck

Posted by: wth - Michelob Ultra MAGA at May 12, 2022 12:43 PM (v0R5T)

297 Wouldn't that be 51
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 12:25 PM (jv87l)

On the off chance that this was a serious question...no, the alligator (or shark if you prefer) always eats the bigger number.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 12, 2022 12:43 PM (z99Zw)

298 re 271: the Dems would definitely do that if they could do it in a way to only add Dems to the senate. Better to have Cai undert the Dems declare independence and have Pres Trump or deSantis say "Bye-eee!"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 12, 2022 12:43 PM (Ynyl9)

299 If Oz wasn't trying to be a US Senator at an incredibly critical time, I wouldn't give a damn about his dual citizenship.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 12:43 PM (trdmm)

300 The encouraging takeaway from this; not that the issue was in doubt, but Elizabeth Warren's time as a serious Presidential candidate has come and gone. She's just an uber-Karen now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022

***
When, exactly, was she ever a *serious* Pres. candidate?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022 12:43 PM (txdEq)

301 Live Right Now: Steve Deace is interviewing Kathy Barnette
on Pluto TV on The Blaze Channel 238

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 12, 2022 12:43 PM (MFZ8i)

302 And his answer is to drive full speed ahead in the vain hope of jumping over that endless chasm.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 12:42 PM (YIVH2)

He is like a geriatric, senile Evel Knievel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 12:43 PM (dNqv+)

303 Why would the Saudis pump more oil?
They are making more money per unit sold.
Fewer units, more money.

They should just declare that they have been spiritually moved by Joe Biden's sermons on Climate Change, particularly how evil Americans are in their use of energy for any reason, and they have seen through their sin and have repented in doing their part to increase CO2 so hence with, they shall dramatically reduce producing Demon Oil.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2022 12:43 PM (AHeqJ)

304 So what's in store, now that the bill has been aborted?

More and better histrionics?

Posted by: irongrampa at May 12, 2022 12:43 PM (KATBx)

305 She's married to a supposed man. How does he cope?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2022 12:24 PM (ptqGC

***

She doesn't want to peg me as often as she used to...)

Posted by: Bruce H Mann at May 12, 2022 12:43 PM (flINI)

306 >>>That's not in the Constitution.

Someone ought to quote the federalist papers to this [redacted] concerning "tyranny of the majority" and then ask her plainly. Is she lying, or is she grossly incompetent that a high school student with a B in civics is better qualified for her position.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 12, 2022 12:43 PM (A1JrZ)

307 Why do they call them cocktails ?

***
What do you think we stir them with?
Posted by: Male Bartenders Amalgamated

Just what I always wanted some bird's dirty ass feather in my drink.

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2022 12:43 PM (arJlL)

308 He'll I could see Biden in the sequined jump suit with the huge hang glider collar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 12:44 PM (dNqv+)

309 How dry is it?

You know Valles Marineris, the so-called "Grand Canyon of Mars", where it hasn't rained for about 40 million years?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2022 12:40 PM (bW8dp)

And it envies lizzy

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 12, 2022 12:44 PM (yVvsu)

310 288 oh right...16 months later.

that's about the time it takes for the new guy's policies to really take hold.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 12:41 PM (OuH7W)

---------------
Just in time to unveil the "Recovery Summer 2022!" banner.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 12, 2022 12:44 PM (TNyrE)

311 Note that next January when the Republican Congress is sworn in they will be free for the next 2 years to pass all the redmeat laws they want , knowing they will be vetoed and that the votes to override the veto aren't there. Failure theater, here we come.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 12, 2022 12:44 PM (aToww)

312 See the Hanson article this morning?

This year is the last ditch. This year is all or nothing.

They are going to lie, cheat and steal more than you ever dreamed.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2022 12:44 PM (GLpYJ)

313 remember, the lefts' lessons learned:

wwII is because of patriotism and nationalism

the depression is because of not enough govt oversight

inflation is because of not enough spending

gas from North America causes global warming but not from Iran and Russia

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 12:44 PM (OuH7W)

314 300 The encouraging takeaway from this; not that the issue was in doubt, but Elizabeth Warren's time as a serious Presidential candidate has come and gone. She's just an uber-Karen now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022

***
When, exactly, was she ever a *serious* Pres. candidate?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022 12:43 PM (txdEq)

=======

For about a week in 2020. Then she gained no traction outside of the "Manhattan media personality" voting bloc, and she just took the money to disappear when the DNC needed Biden to beat Sanders.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 12:44 PM (LvTSG)

315 The H stands for "Half".

Posted by: Bruce H Mann at May 12, 2022 12:44 PM (bW8dp)

316 Warren is an idiot on multiple levels. Actually the minority DOES have the right to block the majority when that majority is trying to rob, enslave and kill the minority. Which Dems are always trying to do to the rest of the country.

Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2022 12:44 PM (MxEKc)

317 In 2012 when Biden was running for re election as VP the unemployment rate was in the 8.5% range. That was a great recovering economy we were told over and over.

But in Jan 2021 when the rate was 6.3% it was on the verge of a Great Depression.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 12:44 PM (OalnH)

318 Remember at Warren's first press conference after becoming a Senator, someone else (Schumer?) fielded all the questions directed at her while she stood there and smiled.

Still Not Ready For Prime Time

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 12, 2022 12:44 PM (4I/2K)

319 So dry she is unable to take a bath. It soaks up all the water immediately.
==
Is that you Schumer? You hack joke thief, you look like a mashed potato in a ziplock.

Posted by: Zombie Joan Rivers at May 12, 2022 12:44 PM (9G8GS)

320 Can you imagine how dry her vagina is?
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (V5J7y)

Her vagina is so dry, it asks Nancy Pelosi's vagina for a drink

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 12, 2022 12:44 PM (M+Lyo)

321 If Oz wasn't trying to be a US Senator at an incredibly critical time, I wouldn't give a damn about his dual citizenship.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 12:43 PM (trdmm)

It should always be at issue for voters, federal reps and senators, and judges. No foreign entanglements or allegiances are appropriate, IMO.

Posted by: 3M at May 12, 2022 12:45 PM (SH2Zi)

322 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 12, 2022 12:41 PM (MFZ8i)

How about bringing your mom here to care for.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 12, 2022 12:45 PM (eCqFY)

323 There is video of him talking literally, to his empty chair and gesticulating to an invisible person to get out of his seat. He's in their grip.
Posted by: Fact Checkers who actually do

Maybe it's the Dream Police.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 12, 2022 12:45 PM (FVME7)

324 >>This year is the last ditch. This year is all or nothing.

SuperStorms!

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 12:45 PM (V5J7y)

325 One thing is clear- Warren is running in 2024

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 12, 2022 12:45 PM (fj2YZ)

326 My baby cant eat pulled pork!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 12, 2022 12:38 PM (SsJMC)
........

Put it in a blender, silly.

Posted by: wth - Michelob Ultra MAGA at May 12, 2022 12:45 PM (v0R5T)

327 311 Note that next January when the Republican Congress is sworn in they will be free for the next 2 years to pass all the redmeat laws they want , knowing they will be vetoed and that the votes to override the veto aren't there. Failure theater, here we come.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 12, 2022 12:44 PM (aToww)

I am stoked for the Obamacare repeal of 2023.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 12:45 PM (OalnH)

328 I think the chances of doing away with the electoral college are gone - everyone now realizes it would mean being ruled by California and New York, just like all of Canada is ruled by Ottowa, Montreal, and Toronto.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 12:45 PM (trdmm)

329 well, the reason why we let rural states have 2 senators and such is because why the fuck would they agree to be governed by new york city?
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022

***
"Noo Yawk City??!!??"

Posted by: Pace Brand Salsa Consumers at May 12, 2022 12:46 PM (txdEq)

330 well, the reason why we let rural states have 2 senators and such is because why the fuck would they agree to be governed by new york city?

That has to be the most concise and spot on argument for the Electoral system.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2022 12:46 PM (AHeqJ)

331 I have ordered all social media companies to erase and ban any comments that President Biden or the democrat party is responsible for inflation, supply chain destruction, baby formula shortages, food shortages, the high price of gas and energy, the loss of First Amendment rights, and any other items that are a negative to President Biden and the democrat party.

Posted by: Nina Jankowicz at May 12, 2022 12:46 PM (iDcra)

332 Note that next January when the Republican Congress is sworn in they will be free for the next 2 years to pass all the redmeat laws they want , knowing they will be vetoed and that the votes to override the veto aren't there. Failure theater, here we come.

--

Heck, they didn't even pretend to pass red meat laws when they had Trump in the WH. They certainly won't be doing it starting Jan. '23. At best, they'll make Grandpa Dumbass even lamer than he already is. So there's that... *shrugs shoulders*

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 12, 2022 12:46 PM (sVtYq)

333 320 Can you imagine how dry her vagina is?
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (V5J7y)

Her vagina is so dry, it asks Nancy Pelosi's vagina for a drink
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 12, 2022 12:44 PM (M+Lyo)

And thank you for the image of Nancy Pelosi and Warren scissoring.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2022 12:46 PM (dNqv+)

334 311 Note that next January when the Republican Congress is sworn in they will be free for the next 2 years to pass all the redmeat laws they want , knowing they will be vetoed and that the votes to override the veto aren't there. Failure theater, here we come.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 12, 2022 12:44 PM (aToww)

=========

Don't forget elected representatives yelling at low-level flakkies from the bureaucracy before voting for the CR that increases the bureaucracy's budget by 3%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 12:46 PM (LvTSG)

335 Warren is now my odds on fav to be the 2024 nominee

place you bets, suckers

Posted by: REDACTED at May 12, 2022 12:46 PM (us2H3)

336 Note that next January when the Republican Congress is sworn in they will be free for the next 2 years to pass all the redmeat laws they want

more aid to Ukraine, but this time with corporate tax breaks attached!

Posted by: Republicans at May 12, 2022 12:46 PM (j5Tg0)

337 Biden Says He Inherited Economy "On The Brink Of A Great Depression"

***
October 2019: national unemployment rate was 3.6%
October 2019: Alabama's unemployment rate was 3%.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 12, 2022 12:46 PM (wb1YC)

338 When, exactly, was she ever a *serious* Pres. candidate?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022 12:43 PM (txdEq)

Dunno, but there was always going to be enough AWFLs that would vote for her regardless. I remember when I lived near Atlanta not too long ago and used MARTA to go to and from my work, I overheard two women gushing about her SNL appearance and wistfully lamented what could have been with her as POTUS. Thankfully I only had to hear that nonsense for about 3 stops, which felt like a fucking eternity.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 12, 2022 12:47 PM (Rl7KJ)

339 When, exactly, was she ever a *serious* Pres. candidate?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022 12:43 PM (txdEq)

2016-2020 was her prime time.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 12:47 PM (SH2Zi)

340 > For about a week in 2020.

Getting her clock cleaned in Taxachusetts was the capper.

Although to be fair, she did get more delegates than Commie Lay, who withdrew without winning a single one.

Posted by: Bruce H Mann at May 12, 2022 12:47 PM (bW8dp)

341 320 Can you imagine how dry her vagina is?
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (V5J7y)

Her vagina is so dry, it asks Nancy Pelosi's vagina for a drink

If you've ever seen her walk she looks like she just pulled a train at an East side bar and it's about to fall out.

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at May 12, 2022 12:47 PM (dzZCL)

342 4000 years ago elizabeth warren's xeric snizz plotted with her lover Im-Ho-Tep to kill the pharaoh and was mummified alive and now stalks the earth thirsting for young organs

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:47 PM (0G13K)

343 Her ancestors are ashamed of her valley where mountains should rest. Her quiver is empty, and her river is dry.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 12, 2022 12:47 PM (vN+oL)

344 When, exactly, was she ever a *serious* Pres. candidate?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022 12:43 PM (txdEq)

1812

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 12, 2022 12:47 PM (hyqfe)

345 Dr. Oz Accuses Mike Pompeo of 'Bigotry'
--------

Oh ffs shut the fuck up asshole. I hope he loses to the Democrat. So sick of this shit.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 12:47 PM (EGTZs)

346 > Warren is now my odds on fav to be the 2024 nominee

Very possible.

There's no way they're stupid enough to go with Commie Lay. Surely.

Posted by: Bruce H Mann at May 12, 2022 12:47 PM (bW8dp)

347 Biden Says He Inherited Economy "On The Brink Of A Great Depression"
Now that's how you do disinformation.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 12:40 PM (SchxB)

Someone needs to meme this with the graph showing energy prices sky rocketing right after Senile Joe signs his destroy the energy industry bills.

Also, same for food prices and the massive rise starting with his bills

Biden and the fanatic Democrats own this economy.
They passed every single horrible, economy destroying bill they wanted.

C'mon GOP! Make them own it.
Commercial time. Chop-chop!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2022 12:47 PM (5NkmN)

348 I sorta assumed you couldn’t be a dual citizen and run for federal office. It’s weird how the presidency was so strict with this but everything else related to immigration was meh by the founding fathers.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 12:47 PM (OalnH)

349 All this dry humor is not very funny.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 12, 2022 12:48 PM (Y+l9t)

350 One thing is clear- Warren is running in 2024

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Let her. I think most of America, what's left of us anyway, would rather drag their buttholes across hot pavement than be subjected to that screeching shrew as president.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 12, 2022 12:48 PM (sVtYq)

351 344 When, exactly, was she ever a *serious* Pres. candidate?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2022 12:43 PM (txdEq)

1812
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 12, 2022 12:47 PM (hyqfe)

========

*waves*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 12:48 PM (LvTSG)

352 I've got the green new deal strapped to my penis like a cock ring and I'm looking at a squad of democrats for cloture.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2022 12:48 PM (aeMRC)

353 And his answer is to drive full speed ahead in the vain hope of jumping over that endless chasm.

I wouldn't mind so much if he didn't have the country bound and gagged in the back seat.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 12:48 PM (SchxB)

354 So what's in store, now that the bill has been aborted?

More and better histrionics?
Posted by: irongrampa

Some interpretive dance?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 12, 2022 12:48 PM (FVME7)

355 "I believe in democracy, and I don't believe the minority should have the ability to block things that the majority wants to do. "
---------

A. It's a Republic, Lizzie.

B. I can remember a time when Liberals decried 'A tyranny of the majority'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2022 12:48 PM (l0mb7)

356 Can you imagine how dry her vagina is?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 12, 2022 12:48 PM (v0R5T)

357 335 Warren is now my odds on fav to be the 2024 nominee

place you bets, suckers
Posted by: REDACTED at May 12, 2022 12:46 PM (us2H3

my money is still on Hillary.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 12:48 PM (trdmm)

358 There is video of him talking literally, to his empty chair and gesticulating to an invisible person to get out of his seat. He's in their grip.
Posted by: Fact Checkers who actually do
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If he is really that far gone at this point, his Memorial Day speech is going to be EPIC (and not in a good way), assuming he'll even be allowed to speak.

Is he scheduled to do a commencement address? That will also be highly amusing in a twisted way.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 12:48 PM (YIVH2)

359 "And they could always explain away their "yes" on the cloture bill as, "I was just voting to end debate, not voting 'yes' on the merits of the bill itself.""

Only one problem with this thinking. This is not how the MSM is presenting this vote.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 12, 2022 12:48 PM (TJDHH)

360 If Oz wasn't trying to be a US Senator at an incredibly critical time, I wouldn't give a damn about his dual citizenship.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 12:43 PM (trdmm)

It should always be at issue for voters, federal reps and senators, and judges. No foreign entanglements or allegiances are appropriate, IMO.
Posted by: 3M

I don't remember, were we all freaking out when Ted Cruz was a dual nation citizen for years as a Texas Senator?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2022 12:48 PM (AHeqJ)

361 Not Joe's fault!

Biden Says He Inherited Economy "On The Brink Of A Great Depression"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (FVME7)
++++
There is some truth to that. Now, Joe, why is that? Would it possibly be deeply destructive and pointless COVID policies imposed by an unchecked state pursuing control in the name of their progressive agenda?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 12:48 PM (DU+/6)

362 Is that you Schumer? You hack joke thief, you look like a mashed potato in a ziplock.
Posted by: Zombie Joan Rivers at May 12, 2022 12:44 PM (9G8GS)

Dry Vagina jokes are older than Joan. She did put it to good use for her Whitney Houston joke.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 12, 2022 12:48 PM (eCqFY)

363 Does she still teach at Harvard?
If so, she is exemplary of why every Ivy League university should go out of business.
I know, gotta have the Harvard Law degree, the MBA, whatever...
These "experts" are a big reason we are in the pickle we find ourselves. They don't have the sense to pour piss out of a boot...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 12:49 PM (jTmQV)

364 Posted by: Bruce H Mann at May 12, 2022 12:47 PM (bW8dp)

***

We've got matching socks! We need to get together on messaging.

Posted by: Bruce H Mann at May 12, 2022 12:49 PM (flINI)

365
"If I bake five pies and give them all to economic migrants with a promise to gave five more pies available for them tomorrow, how many pies will I be baking going forward?"

"None! Because it'll be your job to bake all future pies, peasants!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 12, 2022 12:49 PM (3l5Yq)

366 My MIL was a lovely person and really a saaint. She basically raised five children because her husband drank too much, took in her pregnant daughter's baby and although not well off shared money with people in her apt complex.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 12:36 PM

My MIL is great! She's one of my favorite people. She's my most favorite in-law. My mom passed some years ago and she's always made sure to take me under her wing a bit. I actually, get this, enjoy spending time with her!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 12, 2022 12:49 PM (QJjGF)

367 my money is still on Hillary.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 12:48 PM (trdmm)

Warren is Hillary minus a few years.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 12, 2022 12:49 PM (wmDcS)

368 Warren is now my odds on fav to be the 2024 nominee

place you bets, suckers

I bet that there is no election in 2024.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2022 12:49 PM (AHeqJ)

369 So much for """Our Democracy""", eh squaw?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 12:49 PM (V6f9+)

370 4000 years ago elizabeth warren's xeric snizz plotted with her lover Im-Ho-Tep to kill the pharaoh and was mummified alive and now stalks the earth thirsting for young organs
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:47 PM (0G13K)
++++
What. A. Legend.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 12:50 PM (DU+/6)

371 > Note that next January when the Republican Congress is sworn in they will be free for the next 2 years to pass all the redmeat laws they want

If the Republicans were a real party rather than a gang of grifters, they'd immediately follow suit on what the Commiecrats did to Trump, and impeach Dopey Joe, Commie Lay, and all their buddies. Then one-up that by actually removing them from office.

Scorched. Earth.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2022 12:50 PM (bW8dp)

372 Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (0G13K)

Fox showed a woman in TX who said a border patrol agent she knows told her PALLETS of formula were delivered to his area for illegals.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2022 12:37 PM (ptqGC
-----
Biden: "Hide the damn baby formula we're sending to the illegals. Got that hombre."

Border Patrol: "um, yes Mr. President. Shall we reduce our deliveries so US citizens can have for their babies."

Bien: "what, are you stupid? No! Just hide the stuff"

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 12:50 PM (A18Zw)

373 I bet that there is no election in 2024.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2022 12:49 PM (AHeqJ)

Nuclear war by 2024? I can see it. Not a huge risk, yet, but with this gaggle of chucklefucks at the helm, anything apocalyptical is possible.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 12, 2022 12:50 PM (Rl7KJ)

374 She looks like she's probably "had a headache" for the last 30 or 40 years. She probably should call The Paolo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2022 12:35 PM

How do you say, not even with the dick of ace.

Posted by: Paolo at May 12, 2022 12:50 PM (RkC6l)

375 320 Can you imagine how dry her vagina is?
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 12:28 PM (V5J7y)

Her vagina is so dry, it asks Nancy Pelosi's vagina for a drink
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 12, 2022 12:44 PM (M+Lyo)

And thank you for the image of Nancy Pelosi and Warren scissoring.

Posted by: Aetius451AD
===

The source of 3M's sand for sandpaper.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 12:50 PM (iDcra)

376 4000 years ago elizabeth warren's xeric snizz plotted with her lover Im-Ho-Tep to kill the pharaoh and was mummified alive and now stalks the earth thirsting for young organs
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That's tight.

Greenlight Mummie Three!!!

Posted by: Studio Exec at May 12, 2022 12:50 PM (4awxP)

377 I’ve seen some real lunatics claim even the house is not fair because Wyoming gets a seat and they don’t even have a million people, if it was up to them only NY and LA would get any say in politics.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 12:51 PM (OalnH)

378 somewhere I read that without two or three counties in Cali and two or three boroughs in NYC Trump would have won the popular vote in '16. But as Bill and Opus said when they ran for Pres/VP in 1984 "Why not the Worst?".

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 12, 2022 12:51 PM (Ynyl9)

379 253 188 John Roberts
@johnrobertsFox
Correction - @JoeBidenWILL hold a @whitehouse event on the baby formula shortage. There will be NO COVERAGE of the event. Press corps will get a read out in a press call after the event.

wow.
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:31 PM (0G13K)

Schrodinger's President.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 12, 2022 12:51 PM (TJDHH)

380 356 Can you imagine how dry her vagina is?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 12, 2022 12:48 PM (v0R5T)

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I laughed a lot today.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 12:51 PM (DcKNO)

381 371
If the Republicans were a real party rather than a gang of grifters, they'd immediately follow suit on what the Commiecrats did to Trump, and impeach Dopey Joe, Commie Lay, and all their buddies. Then one-up that by actually removing them from office.

Scorched. Earth.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2022 12:50 PM (bW8dp)

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Since the Senate would never convict, this is false. If they were a real party, they'd start passing budget and appropriations bills in the House, also the Senate, that dismantled the administrative state with individual bills for each department.

Impeachment without conviction is failure theater.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 12:51 PM (LvTSG)

382 There is some truth to that. Now, Joe, why is that? Would it possibly be deeply destructive and pointless COVID policies imposed by an unchecked state pursuing control in the name of their progressive agenda?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2022 12:48 PM (DU+/6)

It was already in the recovery phase which is the easy part. Don't have to do anything and you get high growth for a few years.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 12, 2022 12:52 PM (tt9eU)

383
*waves*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati

Little Jemmy!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 12, 2022 12:52 PM (3l5Yq)

384 ace you handicapped the procedural kabuki her perfectly.

The "cover" for a party's members in staging a doomed cloture vote is an old and familiar schtick. In this case, the target audience (clueless "liberal" or left-wing abortion cultist voters) is just as gullible as their "right-wing" counterparts, but possibly more fanatical and emotional, so there will still be flak for the "free" votes Schumer set up.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2022 12:52 PM (OTzUX)

385 Is this baby formula pallet thing anymore substantiated than someone saw it somewhere type deal?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 12:52 PM (OalnH)

386 Any woman not attractive enough to dine out on her good looks will never be President.

Posted by: Bruce H Mann at May 12, 2022 12:52 PM (flINI)

387 I don't remember, were we all freaking out when Ted Cruz was a dual nation citizen for years as a Texas Senator?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2022 12:48 PM (AHeq

Not all of us but a lot. And those that didn't we still requested he do something about it and he did.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 12, 2022 12:52 PM (eCqFY)

388 There will be NO COVERAGE of the event. Press corps will get a read out in a press call after the event.

In other word Joe can't even be trusted to read the teleprompter anymore, so we'll read to you what we wrote and say Joe said it...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 12:52 PM (TQlM9)

389 Let her. I think most of America, what's left of us anyway, would rather drag their buttholes across hot pavement than be subjected to that screeching shrew as president.

I'm betting that Rule 34 also applies here.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2022 12:53 PM (AHeqJ)

390 No man can plant seed in Stupid White Woman With Loud Mouth with traditional digging stick.

White man must invent carbide-toothed plow first.

Posted by: Wise Old Indian Chief at May 12, 2022 12:53 PM (bW8dp)

391 >>> 4000 years ago elizabeth warren's xeric snizz plotted with her lover Im-Ho-Tep to kill the pharaoh and was mummified alive and now stalks the earth thirsting for young organs
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:47 PM (0G13K)

Well, as long as Rachel Weisz is friggan adorable I think will be ok.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 12:53 PM (QzpS1)

392 2022 is shaping up to be the most important year of our lives and Democrats are up to their old tricks. Rest assured, fellow American, if elected we will do everything in our power to rein in this newly created Disinformation Board.

In 2023 we intend to make sure the DGB does not overstep one red cent of the bounds of its 254 million dollar annual budget or that of its 5,000 appointed Speechtrooper Enforcer Officers.

To that end we will insist to the White House that it's Speechtroopers only use Congressionally approved* methods of detainment on made-up charges, and only the absolute safest ADA recommended UFC-style submisson holds, or so help us we will be on them with our sad scolding disapprovals and harrumphs faster than you can say "Donate Today"!

-The GOP

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 12:53 PM (THkPy)

393 Fox showed a woman in TX who said a border patrol agent she knows told her PALLETS of formula were delivered to his area for illegals.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2022 12:37 PM (ptqGC
.........

They get thirsty hiking across the desert.

Posted by: wth - Mondo Magma MAGA at May 12, 2022 12:53 PM (v0R5T)

394 New York City federal prosecutors are seeking a dramatically reduced sentence of about two years for two Brooklyn lawyers accused of firebombing an NYPD vehicle during riots that erupted after George Floyd’s death in May 2020 as part of a new plea deal disclosed in court documents Tuesday.

https://is.gd/RN0Sle

Meanwhile our J6 people are rotting in jail for doing nothing.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 12, 2022 12:53 PM (qfLjt)

395 My MIL is great! She's one of my favorite people. She's my most favorite in-law. My mom passed some years ago and she's always made sure to take me under her wing a bit. I actually, get this, enjoy spending time with her!
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 12, 2022

***
I liked my second MiL because she was funny, and hot as well.

Posted by: Pace Brand Salsa Consumers at May 12, 2022 12:53 PM (txdEq)

396 Warren May have just one vote but she "strenuously objects"

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2022 12:53 PM (9otr5)

397 FWIW when Karzai was running Afghanistan he kept all the foreign passports of his ministers in a safe in his office. No bugouts allowed.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 12, 2022 12:54 PM (aToww)

398 4000 years ago elizabeth warren's xeric snizz plotted with her lover Im-Ho-Tep to kill the pharaoh and was mummified alive and now stalks the earth thirsting for young organs

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:47 PM

*sniff*

Pure poetry, man. This is why we can't quit you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 12:54 PM (RkC6l)

399 Blogger Bookworm took a course taught by Lizzie Warren years ago and said Lizzie has always been incoherent.

She looks the part of a hip boomer Harvard Law professor and woke MA Cantabrigian, so she's managed to fool a lot of Lefties into thinking she's wicked smaht.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 12, 2022 12:54 PM (vyClj)

400 Were it not for hypocrisy, and disingenuousness, the Left would be rendered mute.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2022 12:54 PM (LPX/3)

401 Is this baby formula pallet thing anymore substantiated than someone saw it somewhere type deal?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 12:52 PM (OalnH)

Who gives a shit?

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 12:54 PM (THkPy)

402 Although I think they might prefer a cold beer.

Posted by: wth - Mondo Magma MAGA at May 12, 2022 12:54 PM (v0R5T)

403 Her ancestors are ashamed of her valley where mountains should rest. Her quiver is empty, and her river is dry.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson

Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 12:54 PM (jv87l)

404 > Since the Senate would never convict, this is false.

Errr... I'm saying that's what they WOULD do, if they were a real party, not what they WILL do.

We all know that there are way too many "collegial" Senators like Romney, Collins.... to actually pursue victory.

Posted by: Wise Old Indian Chief at May 12, 2022 12:54 PM (bW8dp)

405 Speaking of crazy liberal wymyn:

@MMLohmar

I'm a lifelong Democrat but I voted in the Republican primary yesterday because I wanted to vote against MAGA David Purdue and for Kemp and Raffensberger - both stood up to Trump. In the general election, I'll vote for Abrams and Warnock.

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Jeebus. And she looks exactly as you'd expect.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2022 12:54 PM (ptqGC)

406
They get thirsty hiking across the desert.
Posted by: wth - Mondo Magma MAGA at May 12, 2022 12:53 PM (v0R5T)

And hungry.. Funny... Most of them look like they've never missed a meal

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 12:54 PM (TQlM9)

407 Jimmy Dore talked about a WSJ oped calling for nucular war with Russia. Like what in the actual fuck man?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 12:54 PM (OalnH)

408 In 1814 we took a little trip
'Long with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip'
We took a little bacon and we took a little bean
And big squaw Lizzie Warren was the scariest thing we seen

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 12, 2022 12:54 PM (FVME7)

409 348 I sorta assumed you couldn’t be a dual citizen and run for federal office. It’s weird how the presidency was so strict with this but everything else related to immigration was meh by the founding fathers.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 12:47 PM (OalnH)

National Citizenship as we understand it in modern terms didn't really exist yet at the time the Constitution was written. People in England were Subjects of the Crown, and Subjects could vote for Parliamentary elections in there areas; in the US you could be a Citizen of a State, which allowed you to vote there. But there was no such thing as defined US Citizenship until the 14th Amendment wrote it in.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 12:54 PM (trdmm)

410 first time i ever used the word "xeric" which I just learned a couple of years ago and I'm glad I got to use it with you guys

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:55 PM (0G13K)

411 398 4000 years ago elizabeth warren's xeric snizz plotted with her lover Im-Ho-Tep to kill the pharaoh and was mummified alive and now stalks the earth thirsting for young organs

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:47 PM

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I almost missed this one...BWAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 12:55 PM (DcKNO)

412 Elizabeth Warren smells like pee.

Posted by: Leaky Bladder Sphincter at May 12, 2022 12:55 PM (TKZuJ)

413 399 Blogger Bookworm took a course taught by Lizzie Warren years ago and said Lizzie has always been incoherent.

She looks the part of a hip boomer Harvard Law professor and woke MA Cantabrigian, so she's managed to fool a lot of Lefties into thinking she's wicked smaht.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 12, 2022 12:54 PM (vyClj)

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"America needs a wonk president."
-Remember these headlines?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

414 How can there be an "event" with no coverage? Why not just do some bullshit press release like a normal president would do and skip the "event" theater that you're not going to have...

Maybe *biden's actually dead and they're not ready to pull the curtain back on Harris just yet.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 12, 2022 12:55 PM (BFigT)

415 My mother-in-law is fine. It's my wife's mother-in-law that's the problem.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 12:55 PM (THkPy)

416 >>>anything apocalyptical is possible.

>Harry Reid was doing apocalypticals when the band broke and blackened his eye socket.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2022 12:55 PM (aeMRC)

417 4000 years ago elizabeth warren's xeric snizz plotted with her lover Im-Ho-Tep to kill the pharaoh and was mummified alive and now stalks the earth thirsting for young organs
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:47 PM (0G13K)

Oh Ace, you reminded me of a wonderful movie franchise that was destroyed by the writers.
*sigh*

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 12:55 PM (xhaym)

418 >>>She looks the part of a hip boomer Harvard Law professor and woke MA Cantabrigian, so she's managed to fool a lot of Lefties into thinking she's wicked smaht.

i have nothing against lesbians but why would a straight woman choose to present as a stereotypical lesbian?

What is that?

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:55 PM (0G13K)

419 Jimmy Dore talked about a WSJ oped calling for nucular war with Russia. Like what in the actual fuck man?
Posted by: Joe Xiden

Let's go out with a bang!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 12, 2022 12:56 PM (FVME7)

420 415 My mother-in-law is fine. It's my wife's mother-in-law that's the problem.
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 12:55 PM (THkPy)

My husband could have written this!

Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 12, 2022 12:56 PM (sI15f)

421
why doesn't she just wear a catcher's armor while she's at it

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:56 PM (0G13K)

422 We really need Zod to comment on this. Something starting with "Yao....."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 12:57 PM (RkC6l)

423 387 I don't remember, were we all freaking out when Ted Cruz was a dual nation citizen for years as a Texas Senator?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2022 12:48 PM (AHeq

Not all of us but a lot. And those that didn't we still requested he do something about it and he did.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 12, 2022 12:52 PM (eCqFY)

Besides, it was Canada. No one takes Canada seriously, not even Canadians.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 12:57 PM (trdmm)

424 Is this baby formula pallet thing anymore substantiated than someone saw it somewhere type deal?

Its a function of our highly dysfunctional system of public discourse - where everything must be demagogued and wrested to make political hay.

In all likelihood, the BP has probably for decades ordered pallets of food, including baby formula to feed detainees while in custody. I'm pretty sure that we don't require those in detention to bring their own food.

With the millions coming across, the BP's order probably has jumped in response to the higher demand. Then some nut cases that want to hype their blog twist it into some weird conspiracy and attempt to Stick It To Americans™

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2022 12:57 PM (AHeqJ)

425 You know, it's crap like this that makes outsider candidates like Kathy Barnette and Herschel Walker look more attractive every day.

Posted by: creeper at May 12, 2022 12:57 PM (cTCuP)

426 404 > Since the Senate would never convict, this is false.
Errr... I'm saying that's what they WOULD do, if they were a real party, not what they WILL do.
We all know that there are way too many "collegial" Senators like Romney, Collins.... to actually pursue victory.
Posted by: Wise Old Indian Chief at May 12, 2022 12:54 PM (bW8dp)

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But the implication was that they are not a real party, so they will not impeach at all. They will also not use their budgetary powers to bring the administrative state in line.

They will kill any dream of massive leftist boondoggle bills from ever reaching the floor of either chamber while passing CRs that expand the administrative state by 5% every year without returning to budgetary order (remember when Paul Ryan promised that? le sigh...).

Look not to the federal GOP for anything other than a few taps on the brakes. Make the change at the state level where something may happen, like electing another DeSantis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 12:57 PM (LvTSG)

427 Warren May have just one vote but she "strenuously objects"

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2022 12:53 PM (9otr5)

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Oh... She STRENUOSLY objects?

Posted by: Lt Daniel Kaffee at May 12, 2022 12:57 PM (flINI)

428 419 Jimmy Dore talked about a WSJ oped calling for nucular war with Russia. Like what in the actual fuck man?
Posted by: Joe Xiden

Let's go out with a bang!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 12, 2022 12:56 PM (FVME7)

If there's not enough food and baby formula now, why not kill off 90%+ of the population? Also makes the Greens, those who survive, happy.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 12, 2022 12:57 PM (Rl7KJ)

429 Presidential "events" without press?

Utterly redundant and boring observation (you're welcome), but behold the degradation of the country and the (still) stunning morphing of the press into a North Korean-esque propaganda tool of the regime, that this in itself is not a nukyler-level freak-out.

Imagine - actually don't even bother trying - imagine Trump doing anything remotely like this. Instead of interacting with the press constantly, without a script or limits or anything at all, just winging it on any topic (and only occasionally getting a real question on a real subject, on which he often would give great, substantive, extended answers).

Like I said, don't even bother trying. The Beltway class is a repugnant collection of sub-mediocre soft-totalitarian ignoramuses who are no more "American" in any substantive or historically meaningful sense than any guy randomly grabbed off the streets of Kramatorsk or Wuhan.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2022 12:57 PM (OTzUX)

430 I waited in line an hour today for a box of food. Not a joke!

Posted by: Mystery Box Thursday at May 12, 2022 12:57 PM (TKZuJ)

431 > my money is still on Hillary.

Given that she's basically Baron Harkonnen nowadays, I would have bet against it. But seeing how they've managed to carry off a simulation that Dopey Joe doesn't have essentially a flat EEG, maybe they can do it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2022 12:57 PM (bW8dp)

432 This would keep the party unified (save for the Necessary Traitor, Immanuel Goldstein Manchin) while sparing the Inner Party any actual votes on the merits of forcing nuns to perform partial births abortions on thirteen year old trans "boys" without parental consent.

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I just got a great idea for a new Disney movie!

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 12:57 PM (93Arc)

433 418 >>>She looks the part of a hip boomer Harvard Law professor and woke MA Cantabrigian, so she's managed to fool a lot of Lefties into thinking she's wicked smaht.

i have nothing against lesbians but why would a straight woman choose to present as a stereotypical lesbian?

What is that?
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:55 PM (0G13K)

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Because age and bitterness has made her sexless and she wants to be taken "seriously" in a man's world?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 12:58 PM (LvTSG)

434 401 Is this baby formula pallet thing anymore substantiated than someone saw it somewhere type deal?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 12:52 PM (OalnH)

Who gives a shit?
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 12:54 PM (THk

I’ll take that as a no.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 12:58 PM (OalnH)

435 Dude, Cruz was a Canadian citizen only by a technicality. He didn't even know he was, and as soon as found out he had dual citizenship, renounced his Canadian citizenship.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 12, 2022 12:58 PM (S7une)

436 >>>Because age and bitterness has made her sexless and she wants to be taken "seriously" in a man's world?

probably but I don't think she was dressing glam when she was in her 20s

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:58 PM (0G13K)

437
i have nothing against lesbians but why would a straight woman choose to present as a stereotypical lesbian?

What is that?
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:55 PM (0G13K)

It's fashionable. Pretending to be bi is a thing among younger folk.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 12, 2022 12:58 PM (tt9eU)

438 The other big difference between Oz and Cruz is that both of Oz's parents were Turkish citizens who moved back to Turkey and Oz spent two years in the Turkish army after college.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 12, 2022 12:58 PM (eCqFY)

439 I saw High-Cheekboned Battle Axe open for Redbone at The paramount in 1970.

Posted by: Chief Tatanka at May 12, 2022 12:58 PM (g6+Ik)

440 431 > my money is still on Hillary.

Given that she's basically Baron Harkonnen nowadays, I would have bet against it. "

LOL! that's a damn good description.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 12:58 PM (trdmm)

441 Imhotep Imhotep Imhotep

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 12:58 PM (yQpMk)

442 Biden has to use the stage Oval Office because Obama sits in the real one.

Posted by: Haywood at May 12, 2022 12:59 PM (uo+PL)

443 2024 is going to be a dozen Democrats attacking Joe Biden, who will run for re-election, as the worst president since Trump. Kamala will be one of them.

Biden will win the primary out of inertia and name recognition.

It will be hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 12:59 PM (LvTSG)

444 They get thirsty hiking across the desert.
Posted by: wth - Mondo Magma MAGA at May 12, 2022 12:53 PM (v0R5T)

As God is my witness, I did not know vaginas could hike.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 12:59 PM (SH2Zi)

445 Vaginal lining. You call it "leather".

Posted by: Mazola Commercial with Elizabeth Warren at May 12, 2022 12:59 PM (bW8dp)

446 436 >>>Because age and bitterness has made her sexless and she wants to be taken "seriously" in a man's world?

probably but I don't think she was dressing glam when she was in her 20s
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:58 PM (0G13K)

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Like...Eddie Izzard glam?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 12:59 PM (LvTSG)

447 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE EVEN IF THIS WAS A PURE DEMOCRACY THIS BILL WOULDN'T HAVE MAJORITY SUPPORT!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at May 12, 2022 12:59 PM (Qy7kP)

448 And Pompeo isn't questioning his fucking Turkish "heritage;" it's the relationship to the Turkish GOVERNMENT (if any) that's in question.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 12, 2022 01:00 PM (S7une)

449
If there's not enough food and baby formula now, why not kill off 90%+ of the population? Also makes the Greens, those who survive, happy.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 12, 2022 12:57 PM (Rl7KJ)

I like the way you think! Our timeline is proceeding well ahead of schedule!!

Posted by: Agenda 2030 at May 12, 2022 01:00 PM (F/pgV)

450 429 Presidential "events" without press?

Utterly redundant and boring observation (you're welcome), but behold the degradation of the country and the (still) stunning morphing of the press into a North Korean-esque propaganda tool of the regime, that this in itself is not a nukyler-level freak-out.

Imagine - actually don't even bother trying - imagine Trump doing anything remotely like this. Instead of interacting with the press constantly, without a script or limits or anything at all, just winging it on any topic (and only occasionally getting a real question on a real subject, on which he often would give great, substantive, extended answers).

Like I said, don't even bother trying. The Beltway class is a repugnant collection of sub-mediocre soft-totalitarian ignoramuses who are no more "American" in any substantive or historically meaningful sense than any guy randomly grabbed off the streets of Kramatorsk or Wuhan.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2022 12:57 PM (OTzUX)
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I am still intrigued by your ideas all these years later and wish to again renew my subscription to the rhomboid rants newsletter.

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 01:00 PM (93Arc)

451 probably but I don't think she was dressing glam when she was in her 20s
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black and white photo of her skipping around a camp fire holding hands with like half a dozen other naked people.

She's flat and pasty even at that age.

Stoopid hippies.

Posted by: things you can't unsee at May 12, 2022 01:00 PM (hYDVS)

452 Link to NY Post article on baby formula at southern border

https://tinyurl.com/4ks5nmmh

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 12, 2022 01:00 PM (N39Ws)

453 There's no way they're stupid enough to go with Commie Lay. Surely.

Posted by: Bruce H Mann at May 12, 2022 12:47 PM (bW8dp)

How many thought they would run a demented old husk that abuses women and can barely stand upright?

Then they went and did it in 2016.

Oh!!!

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 01:00 PM (yY4QV)

454 Biden Says He Inherited Economy "On The Brink Of A Great Depression"

Now that's how you do disinformation.
*

Yep.

Somehow the economy kept going up for months after Trump left office, and then when Biden's policies were fully in place that was when the brink began.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:00 PM (tAFR1)

455 Is this baby formula pallet thing anymore substantiated than someone saw it somewhere type deal?
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 12:52 PM (OalnH)

I think it is much more likely that senior members of the FDA have family members deeply invested in baby formula stock, and this is a win-win:drive the cost up, and sell it for closed bids to the government for emergency relief

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 01:00 PM (xhaym)

456 probably but I don't think she was dressing glam when she was in her 20s
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:58 PM (0G13K)

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Pretty sure she was in the sensible shoes set

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 12, 2022 01:00 PM (flINI)

457 Raffensberger's flying monkey, Gabriel Sterling, tweets:

We are at 223% of '18 turnout as of today in Georgia. 292,164 voters have cast their primary ballots. Early in person is at 157,671 GOP, 109,529 Dem and 1,821 nonpartisan votes. Mailed Absentee votes cast are 11,044 GOP, 11,749 Dem and 350 nonpartisan. #gapol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2022 01:00 PM (ptqGC)

458
@JoeBidenWILL hold a @whitehouse event on the baby formula shortage.

My fellow Humidorians. We are in the middle of a huge crisis. Because we have lost the formula for making rabies, er, babies, we will shortly run out of raw material for our abortion mills. America runs on abortion, as I am sure you know. The future Planned Parentheses is on the line, for without PP, I would no longer need adult garments. In closing, how will this end, you ask? I say, "Depends". Thank you and good nosh!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 12, 2022 01:00 PM (3l5Yq)

459 >>>probably but I don't think she was dressing glam when she was in her 20s

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:58 PM (0G13K)

Did they have glam on the rez in 1907?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 12, 2022 01:01 PM (QYPq3)

460 If there's not enough food and baby formula now, why not kill off 90%+ of the population? Also makes the Greens, those who survive, happy.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 12, 2022 12:57 PM (Rl7KJ)

I like the way you think! Our timeline is proceeding well ahead of schedule!!
Posted by: Agenda 2030 at May 12, 2022 01:00 PM (F/pgV)

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By 2030, you will have no more children, and you will like it.

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 01:01 PM (93Arc)

461 Baby Formula is People !!!

Posted by: Detective Thorn at May 12, 2022 01:01 PM (eCqFY)

462 Presidential "events" without press?

Utterly redundant and boring observation (you're welcome), but behold the degradation of the country and the (still) stunning morphing of the press into a North Korean-esque propaganda tool of the regime, that this in itself is not a nukyler-level freak-out.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2022 12:57 PM (OTzUX)

Does anyone really pay attention to these things anyway, other than people feeding their twitter thread and people in the political news business?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:01 PM (SH2Zi)

463 If there's not enough food and baby formula now, why not kill off 90%+ of the population? Also makes the Greens, those who survive, happy.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 12, 2022 12:57 PM (Rl7KJ)

*

I'm interested to see the suicide rate for this year and the next. I bet it spikes like a motherf*cker.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:01 PM (tAFR1)

464
Notice how everyone is including "MAGA" in all their communiques.

The NPC's and Fake News have received their latest update.

MAGA MAGA MAGA, over and over, like a slur.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 01:01 PM (62fzJ)

465 Back in the old days, the Whips would report to the Leaders the current nose count for a vote. Leaders would be loath to force a vote without a significant chance for a win. These days, the Dems are so polarized that the Leaders are threatened by their caucus if the Leadership doesn't show the required fanaticism for the Cause. The reason for this is that the Democratic Party is no longer a constitutional national party; it is, instead a degenerate religious cult.

Posted by: mrp at May 12, 2022 01:02 PM (6eRlp)

466 I’ll take that as a no.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 12:58 PM (OalnH)

Take it as I don't give a shit. I'll repeat the story until my dying breath. They don't need evidence, I don't either.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 01:02 PM (yY4QV)

467 I think a few impeachments would at least slow biden down. he sure as fuck doesn't care about polls or failing policies. he's the anti-clinton that way

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 01:02 PM (OuH7W)

468 >>> Vaginal lining. You call it "leather".
Posted by: Mazola Commercial with Elizabeth Warren at May 12, 2022 12:59 PM (bW8dp)

Brass trim, wood inlays, rich Corinthian snizz...

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 01:02 PM (QzpS1)

469 MAGA MAGA MAGA, over and over, like a slur.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 01:01 PM (62fzJ)

I think they're trying to keep Trump "hidden" like he doesn't exist.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 01:03 PM (yY4QV)

470 When the first elected president since the 60s military coup in Brazil had a cardiac event and went into a coma right around the time of his inauguration in '85, he was sent to the country's top cardiac care facility, the Instituto de Coracao in Sao Paulo.

His "communications" were handled, natch, by some military guys. Every day sometimes multiple times, a guy would trot out to the microphones and say "O estado de saude do Presidente Tancredo Neves, e bom" (The health condition of President Tancredo Neves, is good). And not really answer questions.

Brazilians, showing more American character than we now have, started referring to Neves as "Chernenko brasileiro", as the whole preposterous and degrading Chernenko "period" in the USSR was going on at the same time.

Good job, America!

Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2022 01:03 PM (OTzUX)

471 51 > 49 even if the 49 are insane? Huh, who knew.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at May 12, 2022 01:03 PM (SOV+T)

472

Squaw have heap big crabs...

Posted by: Chief Tidepool at May 12, 2022 01:03 PM (6Vr9p)

473 By the way, how do we plan to ship 40 billion dollars worth of ??? to Ukraine. It took us 20 years to cram that much money worth of humvees and ar15's into afghanistan and we owned the place.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 01:04 PM (OuH7W)

474 She obviously believes that the majority of Americans, native and otherwise, support late term abortion and are being stymied by 5 judges and/or 51 senators.
More importantly, she is obviously a firm believer in the tyranny of the majority... as long as her mob rules.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2022 01:04 PM (uh7kp)

475 An important point to consider is that there are many, many things the government does not have the right to do. It doesn't matter if 51% or 99% of the voters vote for it...even in a free and fair election.

And this is mostly the stuff the left wants to do - like jab people with the clot shot or "censor disinformation"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 01:04 PM (ESjRY)

476 All this dry humor is not very funny.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

(Plants a wet one on Sharon....)

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2022 01:04 PM (arJlL)

477 Soylent Pablum. For babies AND Presidents.

Posted by: Of the People at May 12, 2022 01:04 PM (TKZuJ)

478 Ace, I have heard from women in her age group that she presents very well, and not as a lesbian. She's actually developed a hip wardrobe/uniform with the black pants and blouses + bright jackets or cardigans. Those are designer jackets made by a lady in Hollywood who dresses a lot of top female executives, Hillary, etc., not cheap at all. Very precisely designed to project a certain image.

You may not see it, but to her demographic and younger feminists she looks and appears as smart, no nonense, and we'll put together. Just compare her to freaks like Hillary "tent" Clinton and her fellow Democrats Congresswomen.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 12, 2022 01:04 PM (vyClj)

479 The "Handmaiden" costumes ought to be seen as religious vestments.

Posted by: mrp at May 12, 2022 01:04 PM (6eRlp)

480 THIENTH!!!!

@JackBPR 10m

NIH Director admits agency complied with Chinese requests to hide early COVID genomic data

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2022 01:04 PM (IEa8U)

481 have nothing against lesbians but why would a straight woman choose to present as a stereotypical lesbian?

What is that?

I went to an all girls school. You couldn't tell the lesbian teachers from the not lesbian teachers by looks, clothes, or demeanor. Sometimes they'd get married to a man late in life and you'd be surprised. However, there was a sense among these women academics that feminine was frivolous and non-intellectual. I have some residual of that in that my soon to be daughter-in-law as NFL cheerleader makes me cringe.

He milieu is lesbian chic. Which is the opposite of actual chic.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 12, 2022 01:04 PM (ySQBZ)

482 How odd. Do you think Roberts should have done more than turn the problem over to the Supreme Court Marshal? Maybe you think the justices should stand out front of their homes with guns?
...
I thought I read this was a smart military blog...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 12, 2022 12:32 PM (hyqfe)

Military blog, not law enforcement blog. We don't think the justices should stand outside their homes with rifles, we're thinking more along the lines of sniper hides.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 12, 2022 01:05 PM (z99Zw)

483 Did they have glam on the rez in 1907?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 12, 2022 01:01 PM (QYPq3)

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Whitey appropriated Home On The Range from the Native Americans, which orginally went:

"Glam, glam on the rez,
Where the deer and the antelope wiz ..."

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 01:05 PM (93Arc)

484 5 You know, it's crap like this that makes outsider candidates like Kathy Barnette and Herschel Walker look more attractive every day.

Posted by: creeper at May 12, 2022 12:57 PM (cTCuP)

You know what would make Lizzie more attractive? A fucking Clue x 4.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 01:05 PM (yY4QV)

485 Putin is reputedly going in for some surgery, so, according to the NY Post, he has multiple body doubles standing by, just in case.
Biden should get on the stick...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 01:05 PM (jTmQV)

486 461 Baby Formula is People !!!
Posted by: Detective Thorn at May 12, 2022 01:01 PM (eCqFY)

Baby Formula:

Take one baby, dice finely and puree, then . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 01:05 PM (s2VJv)

487 flounder you're not wrong - but if any GOP or certainly the dread Trump had done anything remotely like this, you know the hurricane of press outrage (and outrage by Dem high profile figures) would in fact mean that non-political people would "know" all about it. My real point, I guess.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2022 01:05 PM (OTzUX)

488 How many babies does it take to make a gallon of baby formula?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 12, 2022 01:05 PM (5yWme)

489 With the millions coming across, the BP's order probably has jumped in response to the higher demand. Then some nut cases that want to hype their blog twist it into some weird conspiracy and attempt to Stick It To Americans™
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2022 12:57 PM (AHeqJ)

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If there is a shortage across America, which there is, then the order for more should be denied.

But I do agree with your general comment.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 01:06 PM (DcKNO)

490 How long before we hear that only white people have access to baby formula and babies of color are being kicked into the dumpster?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2022 01:06 PM (aeMRC)

491 Biden has to use the stage Oval Office because Obama sits in the real one.
Posted by: Haywood

Broke Brain doesn't even know he isn't in the real Oval Office.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:06 PM (jv87l)

492
She's flat and pasty even at that age.

Stoopid hippies.
Posted by: things you can't unsee at May 12, 2022 01:00 PM (hYDVS)

I've watched many of the horrible things one can find on the internets. Thankfully, that isn't one of them.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 01:06 PM (F/pgV)

493 Finland joins NATO

we are all safe now

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: REDACTED at May 12, 2022 01:06 PM (us2H3)

494 Right, Lizzy. The intelligencia sees that as "smart."

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 12, 2022 01:06 PM (ySQBZ)

495 Lizzie, at Harvard?

People will ask
They'll wonder why
In a well of intellect
Your bucket is dry

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2022 01:06 PM (Fk2FG)

496 Warren May have just one vote but she "strenuously objects"

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2022 12:53 PM (9otr5)

***

Oh... She STRENUOSLY objects?
Posted by: Lt Daniel Kaffee at May 12, 2022 12:57 PM (flINI)
........

Gee. Hope she doesn't pull a groin muscle.

Posted by: wth - Mondo Magma MAGA at May 12, 2022 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

497 I have some residual of that in that my soon to be daughter-in-law as NFL cheerleader makes me cringe.
==
Wait . . . Am I to understand that you son is engaged to an NFL Cheerleader?

The rule is pics . . .

Posted by: You know the rules, and so do I at May 12, 2022 01:06 PM (lYLax)

498
Check out this horriblefuckingcunt at a Broadway theater screaming at a shithead in the audience for not wearing her mask "the right way."

https://youtu.be/1yZOqA0kA4E

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 01:06 PM (62fzJ)

499 Dude, Cruz was a Canadian citizen only by a technicality. He didn't even know he was, and as soon as found out he had dual citizenship, renounced his Canadian citizenship.
Posted by: FriscoYoda

More or less the same for Obama. But Obama never renounced and still won.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2022 01:07 PM (uh7kp)

500 493 Finland joins NATO

we are all safe now

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted by: REDACTED at May 12, 2022 01:06 PM (us2H3)

Just keep poking that bear

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 01:07 PM (TQlM9)

501 This tweet changes nothing, but made me laugh and shows that at least we're funnier than them:

@RachelBitecofer
I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
But then you’ll have to clean it.

Posted by: Hands at May 12, 2022 01:07 PM (786Ro)

502 However, there was a sense among these women academics that feminine was frivolous and non-intellectual.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 12, 2022 01:04 PM (ySQBZ)

How small and self-deprecating that thought is!

I have met too many beautiful, intelligent, intellectual women to take it seriously.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2022 01:07 PM (XIJ/X)

503 Baby Formula:

Take one baby, dice finely and puree, then . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2022 01:05 PM (s2VJv)

That's the first step to making baby oil, which we can use to run our trucks and locomotives.

And you Ultra-MAGAs thought I didn't have a plan.

Posted by: Pantshitter-in-Chief at May 12, 2022 01:07 PM (h5TKJ)

504 My real point, I guess.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2022 01:05 PM (OTzUX)

I agree. It's completely biased and unfair, but that is WHY nobody pays attention to those things or the media, in large part, I think.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:07 PM (SH2Zi)

505 Elizabeth Warren couldn't get hired at Haahhhvahrd just on the basis of being a women at a time when colleges were pushing that as diversity. She had to pretend to be a Native American. Of course bigoted Ivy elites gave her a pass on not being very smart when they thought she was a token minority.

Posted by: PaleRider, Simple Irredeemable at May 12, 2022 01:08 PM (3cGpq)

506 I have some residual of that in that my soon to be daughter-in-law as NFL cheerleader makes me cringe.

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You know the rule: pictures or it didn't happen.

/seriously, that's an interesting observation

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 01:08 PM (93Arc)

507 I'm interested to see the suicide rate for this year and the next. I bet it spikes like a motherf*cker.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:01 PM (tAFR1)
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Just wait until things get *really* bad. Then teachers in school will be encouraging their students to take "the easy way out" when they aren't grooming them to be their sex slaves.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 01:08 PM (YIVH2)

508 I think the King MAGA thing is cool. Trump should show up to rallies from now on in a giant gold robe and be announced by that name in spotlights like a wrestler while Eye of the Tiger plays.

Then when he gets to the podium he can take the robe off and say "alright that's enough of that" and just do his regular speech.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 01:08 PM (yY4QV)

509 How many babies does it take to make a gallon of baby formula?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 12, 2022 01:05 PM (5yWme)

Depends on which trimester they're in. First or second, about 30. But if the baby is, oh, about 15-20 trimester, basically just one.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 01:08 PM (F/pgV)

510 How long before we hear that only white people have access to baby formula and babies of color are being kicked into the dumpster?
Posted by: Dr. Bone

That story about pallets of formula at the border for brown babies needs to be verified and if true, hammered hard throughout black neighborhoods.

"Don't worry about white privilege, worry about brown privilege!"

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:08 PM (jv87l)

511 ........... this particular dumbshow.

I could've thought of better synonym:

shitshow
fuckery
fuck-party
goatfuck

Posted by: Saxinis Kion at May 12, 2022 01:08 PM (dbdgv)

512 Biden has to use the stage Oval Office because Obama sits in the real one.
Posted by: Haywood
--------

Biden's is the Offal Office.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2022 01:08 PM (Fk2FG)

513 >> elizabeth warren's arid bitchwrinkle is called the trail of tears but it's tears as in tears in paper

Anyone here speak Japanese and Spanish?

What's the opposite of Bonito Flakes?

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 01:08 PM (V5J7y)

514 Check out this horriblefuckingcunt at a Broadway theater screaming at a shithead in the audience for not wearing her mask "the right way."

I love the woman with no mask shouting at the man with a mask apparently under his nose.

Makes perfect sense right?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 01:09 PM (ESjRY)

515 MAGA MAGA MAGA, over and over, like a slur.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 01:01 PM (62fzJ)
........

Those horrible deplorables.

Posted by: wth - Omni Super Mega Ultra Yuge Mondo Maga at May 12, 2022 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

516 Baby Formula.
Government gives money to Planned Parenthood, Planned Parenthood gives money to Democrat candidates.
Baby Formula.

Posted by: Grifting 401 at May 12, 2022 01:09 PM (TKZuJ)

517 Jeremy B. White
@JeremyBWhite
Speaking of big #CALeg healthcare bills, Senate now taking up bill to let teens get FDA-approved vaccines without parental consent

Quite a quote: "We do need to be honest about all kinds of parents who are out here, and some really do need legislative circumvention," "Young people know when they're in trouble...they know they are with a parent or guardian that is not loving them"

"If polio comes back and a kid doesn't want to be paralyzed because their parent spent too much time on YouTube or Fox News and it's prevented from getting vaccinated -- it's about those kids being able to protect their own health,"

This bill passed with the bare minimum of 21 votes, with numerous Dems voting NO or holding off
9:58 AM · May 12, 2022

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 12, 2022 01:09 PM (MFZ8i)

518 I have met too many beautiful, intelligent, intellectual women to take it seriously.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2022 01:07 PM (XIJ/X)

I agree. I think it was probably an artifact of the time, the transition from women in the home to women in the workplace, in the context of rad-fems. Nothing hotter than an intelligent woman who knows how to wear her beauty well.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:10 PM (SH2Zi)

519 THIENTH!!!!

@JackBPR 10m

NIH Director admits agency complied with Chinese requests to hide early COVID genomic data

*

This is so f*cking bizarre.

This was news LAST YEAR. How are we talking about it now? We know they had the manmade DNA in the virus, a one in three trillion chance or something similar. We know that they had agreed in 2019 to make a vaccine for a non-existent virus that contained that manmade genome sequence.

We are not a serious country. We deserve what is coming to us.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:10 PM (tAFR1)

520
This bill passed with the bare minimum of 21 votes, with numerous Dems voting NO or holding off

And the appropriate response to this is to arrest those 21 legislators for child endangerment.

But...it won't happen.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 01:10 PM (ESjRY)

521 How many babies does it take to make a gallon of baby formula?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 12, 2022 01:05 PM (5yWme)
........

Two. One to hold the ladder, the other to squeeze the boobehs.

Posted by: wth - Michelob Ultra MAGA at May 12, 2022 01:10 PM (v0R5T)

522 Baby Formula

One baby + abortion = 0 baby

Posted by: Lefty elementary school math teacher at May 12, 2022 01:11 PM (eCqFY)

523
Check out this horriblefuckingcunt at a Broadway theater screaming at a shithead in the audience for not wearing her mask "the right way."

I love the woman with no mask shouting at the man with a mask apparently under his nose.

Makes perfect sense right?
Posted by: 18-1

She's a "better." As in better than you.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 01:11 PM (62fzJ)

524 Pics or it didn't happen?

Here ya go
https://tinyurl.com/2p9b8t3r

Scroll down to "Taylor"

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 12, 2022 01:11 PM (ySQBZ)

525 Nothing hotter than an intelligent woman who knows how to wear her beauty well.
Posted by: Comrade flounder
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[blushes]

Posted by: AOC at May 12, 2022 01:11 PM (Fk2FG)

526 I find babies usually don't start making milk until around the 60th trimester. Something even the 90th.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 01:11 PM (ESjRY)

527 Should have told the mules to check senate boxes too dumb cunt.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 12, 2022 01:12 PM (qfd1/)

528 @RachelBitecofer
I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
But then you’ll have to clean it.

Posted by: Hands at May 12, 2022 01:07 PM (786Ro)
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LOL. Gwyneth Paltrow has an app for that!

Oh, and watch out for that thing that goes up & the chainsaw attachment ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 01:12 PM (93Arc)

529 I think the King MAGA thing is cool.

First Citizen Barron Trump will refuse the crown.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 01:12 PM (yQpMk)

530 [blushes]

Posted by: AOC at May 12, 2022 01:11 PM (Fk2FG)

You don't rate, ditz with tits.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:12 PM (SH2Zi)

531 Just wait until things get *really* bad.

*

Oh, absolutely. I just mean financial-related suicides.

The increased cancers and what-nots from the injection are going to be something completely different.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:12 PM (tAFR1)

532 @RachelBitecofer
I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
But then you’ll have to clean it.
Posted by: Hands at May 12, 2022 01:07 PM (786Ro)

Not mention it will be able to be cocked for the first time....

Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2022 01:12 PM (5iUNf)

533 I find babies usually don't start making milk until around the 60th trimester. Something even the 90th.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 01:11 PM (ESjRY)

You have to squeeze them harder.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:13 PM (SH2Zi)

534 Scroll down to "Taylor"

They need to fire their photographer. He has no idea how to photograph human beings apparently.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 01:13 PM (ESjRY)

535 No doubt he's the proud owner of a Madonna replica vag.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 12, 2022 12:40 PM (z99Zw)

I saw maddona's replica vag open for the butthole surfers at the Aragon Ballroom back in '98...

Posted by: Inogame at May 12, 2022 01:13 PM (53oGX)

536 We are not a serious country. We deserve what is coming to us.
=
*shrugs*

We gotta agree with you there . . .

Posted by: 63 million dead since Roe at May 12, 2022 01:13 PM (lYLax)

537 MAGA MAGA MAGA, over and over, like a slur.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 01:01 PM (62fzJ)

Of course, this invites people to realize that "other than the Chinavirus, Trump was the best!"

Posted by: trev006 at May 12, 2022 01:13 PM (8A7u+)

538 How small and self-deprecating that thought is!

I have met too many beautiful, intelligent, intellectual women to take it seriously.

Of course. It's more fun to be both, but I'm saying there is a sense of that.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 12, 2022 01:13 PM (ySQBZ)

539 @RachelBitecofer
I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
But then you’ll have to clean it.
Posted by: Hands at May 12, 2022 01:07 PM (786Ro)

Not mention it will be able to be cocked for the first time....
Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2022 01:12 PM (5iUNf)

And pass a background check to own it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 01:13 PM (V6f9+)

540 Just wait until things get *really* bad.

*

Oh, absolutely. I just mean financial-related suicides.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:12 PM (tAFR1)

I expect a murder-suicide blip in about 10-15 years when the trannies come home to roost.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:13 PM (SH2Zi)

541 Ultra MAGA King is fun for us but Trump should not take the bait and embrace it. He should Emphasize we're a democracy and that the Dems are the ones who want to dictate to the masses.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 01:14 PM (A18Zw)

542 @RachelBitecofer
I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
But then you’ll have to clean it.
Posted by: Hands

Won't be able to go into a polling place, post office, posted businesses, schools, banned from airplanes, have certain cosmetics outlawed, and locked up when not in use.

I wholeheartedly agree.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:14 PM (jv87l)

543 @RachelBitecofer
I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
But then you’ll have to clean it.
Posted by: Hands at May 12, 2022 01:07 PM (786Ro)

Burned, to a crisp

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 12, 2022 01:14 PM (M+Lyo)

544 Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 01:14 PM (A18Zw)

Too late

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 01:14 PM (TQlM9)

545 We are not a serious country. We deserve what is coming to us.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:10 PM (tAFR1)

With respect, we don't "deserve" anything. We should expect results from actions taken. And if they are bad results, then remedial actions are required when appropriate.

Posted by: mrp at May 12, 2022 01:15 PM (6eRlp)

546 i have nothing against lesbians but why would a straight woman choose to present as a stereotypical lesbian?
What is that?
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:55 PM (0G13K)

I had a GF who for a while cut her hair very short and wore ties to work at a chip manufacture plant where she worked as a trainer. She said the guys left her alone and the ladies could tell she wasn't looking

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 01:15 PM (xhaym)

547 RachelBitecofer
I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

We don't crush and rip out parts of our AR-15s

Posted by: Lefty elementary school math teacher at May 12, 2022 01:15 PM (eCqFY)

548 I wonder if Ukraine has some baby formula they could send us. Like say, $40 billion worth.

Posted by: wth - Michelob Ultra MAGA at May 12, 2022 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

549 However, there was a sense among these women academics that feminine was frivolous and non-intellectual.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name

And, by golly!, they proved it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 12, 2022 01:16 PM (FVME7)

550 519
We are not a serious country. We deserve what is coming to us.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:10 PM (tAFR1)

If I may offer a correction:
We are not a serious country. They deserver what is coming to them. WE should be ready to give it to them..

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 12, 2022 01:16 PM (N39Ws)

551 541 Ultra MAGA King is fun for us but Trump should not take the bait and embrace it. He should Emphasize we're a democracy and that the Dems are the ones who want to dictate to the masses.
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 01:14 PM (A18Zw)

We WERE a Republic.
Now we're an Oligarchy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 01:16 PM (V6f9+)

552 If polio comes back?
IF???

Polio has come back in India, and it's a vaccine-originated strain of polio. Just saw an NOR piece on this last week.
And you won't believe what the solution is.
ANOTHER vaccine.

So, is the CA legislator laying groundwork or is he really that ignorant in his selection of a non-covid vaccine example?
Or, did he want to not mention ones like Mos and measles given that illegal aliens have been bringing those back to the US in recent years?

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 12, 2022 01:16 PM (vyClj)

553 It's more fun to be both, but I'm saying there is a sense of that.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 12, 2022 01:13 PM (ySQBZ)

I do understand that. It's just that there are so many counter-examples in the world that it takes real effort to believe it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2022 01:16 PM (XIJ/X)

554 @RachelBitecofer
I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
But then you’ll have to clean it.
Posted by: Hands at May 12, 2022 01:07 PM (786Ro)

Burned, to a crisp

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 12, 2022 01:14 PM (M+Lyo)

Yep.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:17 PM (SH2Zi)

555 551 We WERE a Republic.
Now we're an Oligarchy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 01:16 PM (V6f9+)

=======

Immortan Joe for Head Oligarch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 01:17 PM (LvTSG)

556 This tweet changes nothing, but made me laugh and shows that at least we're funnier than them:

@RachelBitecofer
I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
But then you’ll have to clean it.
Posted by: Hands at May 12, 2022 01:07 PM

I LOL'd. Thankfully I'm on mute in this meeting.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 01:17 PM (RkC6l)

557
"I don't believe the minority should have the ability to block things that the majority wants to do. That's not in the Constitution."

Wait, I thought the minority blocking the "tyranny of the majority" was in the Constitution??

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 12, 2022 01:17 PM (62fzJ)

558 RachelBitecofer
I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

No feminine products for Rachel. If my AR-15 can't have a muzzle brake/silencer, neither can her mish.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 12, 2022 01:17 PM (N39Ws)

559 If I may offer a correction:
We are not a serious country. They deserver what is coming to them. WE should be ready to give it to them..

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 12, 2022 01:16 PM (N39Ws)

Better.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:17 PM (SH2Zi)

560 Our Country is Screwed

Like your edit.

I can feel emotions rising.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 12, 2022 01:18 PM (u82oZ)

561 554 @RachelBitecofer
I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

Rachael... I haven't seen the part in the Constitution/Bill of Rights where you can murder your unborn Child... Must have missed that one

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 01:18 PM (TQlM9)

562
And pass a background check to own it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 01:13 PM (V6f9+)

Wait until she finds out they won't let you own one if you're crazy.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 01:18 PM (F/pgV)

563 With respect, we don't "deserve" anything. We should expect results from actions taken. And if they are bad results, then remedial actions are required when appropriate.
Posted by: mrp

**

The people trying to fix things can't even attend school board meetings without monitoring by the FBI. When those same people vote for representatives, the representatives say, in private, "Biden is the best man to be president."

The remedial actions are what I meant when I said "we deserve what's coming to us."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:18 PM (m5zDG)

564 If abortion was legal there would be plenty of baby formula for the bebes.

It is supply and demand, say the Dems.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 12, 2022 01:19 PM (J9wxX)

565 just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

I don't know what I'm talking about but I wouldn't think guns have rights, people have rights.
Maybe there's something I don't understand.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 01:19 PM (eGTCV)

566 "I don't believe that the minority should block the things that the majority wants to do." I'll remember that one, LIzzie, you fraudulent bitch.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 12, 2022 01:19 PM (2Jd8G)

567 Polio has come back in India, and it's a vaccine-originated strain of polio.

How long until India takes out a contract on Bill Gates?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:19 PM (jv87l)

568 Off sick sock

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 12, 2022 01:19 PM (eCqFY)

569 We WERE a Republic.
*

For one generation.
- Marbury vs. Madion

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:19 PM (m5zDG)

570 >>>just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

Do you mind keeping your finger off the trigger?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:20 PM (SH2Zi)

571 I'm introducing a bill to releese the Strategic Baby Formula Reserve.

Posted by: AOC at May 12, 2022 01:20 PM (786Ro)

572 411 398 4000 years ago elizabeth warren's xeric snizz plotted with her lover Im-Ho-Tep to kill the pharaoh and was mummified alive and now stalks the earth thirsting for young organs

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:47 PM

-------

I almost missed this one...BWAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2022 12:55 PM (DcKNO)

Does this mean we get a flaming snizz mummy for the big Warren news?

Posted by: Inogame at May 12, 2022 01:20 PM (53oGX)

573 America runs on abortion, as I am sure you know. The future Planned Parentheses is on the line, for without PP, I would no longer need adult garments. In closing, how will this end, you ask? I say, "Depends". Thank you and good nosh!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 12, 2022 01:00 PM (3l5Yq)

VOTE PAPOON! NOT INSANE!

Posted by: VOTE PAPOON! at May 12, 2022 01:21 PM (xhaym)

574 Polio has come back in India, and it's a vaccine-originated strain of polio.
.........

That and the bathing where you poop thingie.

Posted by: wth - Mondo Magma MAGA at May 12, 2022 01:21 PM (v0R5T)

575 If Rachel changes her vagina to an AR 15 can I buy it and not just rent it? Would I want to?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 12, 2022 01:22 PM (eCqFY)

576 just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

Do you mind keeping your finger off the trigger?
Posted by: Comrade flounder

Wait until she finds out she can't get within a 1000 feet of a school.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:22 PM (jv87l)

577 This obsession with likening your vagina to a gun is not the messaging winner they think it is. Gah, these women are embarrassing.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 12, 2022 01:22 PM (vyClj)

578 This country is run by incredibly stupid people.

Posted by: fd at May 12, 2022 01:22 PM (uH1zk)

579 It's more fun to be both, but I'm saying there is a sense of that.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 12, 2022 01:13 PM (ySQBZ)

I do understand that. It's just that there are so many counter-examples in the world that it takes real effort to believe it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2022 01:16 PM (XIJ/X)

Yet they'd consider framing it that way as non-sensical and jejune.
Simplistic, unserious, shallow and vain.

I don’t, I guess until you're wagging your ass at stadium crowds, but I know how they think. Even dying your gray they think makes you silly. Or wearing contacts.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 12, 2022 01:22 PM (ySQBZ)

580 Wait until she finds out she can't get within a 1000 feet of a school.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:22 PM (jv87l)

She should sell it back to the police, for public safety.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:22 PM (SH2Zi)

581 >>>just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

Sounds like an idea for a really bad movie. Maybe a revenge movie.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 01:23 PM (eGTCV)

582 So when are we going to have a "conversation" about VDH and his cruelty?

Posted by: isn't it time we called out the bully? at May 12, 2022 01:23 PM (6dTQF)

583 "Anti-Democrat Shithole"

Is there such a thing?

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 01:23 PM (wwcKe)

584 Vaginas are not guns. They are targets.

Posted by: wth - Michelob Ultra MAGA at May 12, 2022 01:24 PM (v0R5T)

585 Joe just told us the pandemic is not over... I thought it had gone to an epidemic... Prepare for shut downs

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 01:24 PM (TQlM9)

586 Sounds like an idea for a really bad movie. Maybe a revenge movie.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 01:23 PM (eGTCV
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Planet Terror, Part II

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 12, 2022 01:24 PM (aaGzp)

587 In the Year of Darkness, 2029, the rulers of this planet devised the ultimate plan. They would reshape the Future by changing the Past. The plan required something that felt no pity. No pain. No fear. Something unstoppable. They created 'THE VAGINATOR'

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:24 PM (SH2Zi)

588 Wait until she finds out she can't get within a 1000 feet of a school.

That's a deal breaker!

Posted by: Some Disney Groomer at May 12, 2022 01:24 PM (ESjRY)

589 >>>just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

Sounds like an idea for a really bad movie. Maybe a revenge movie.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 01:23 PM

You mean the Japanese haven't already done this?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 01:25 PM (RkC6l)

590 Vaginas are not guns.

Posted by: wth - Michelob Ultra MAGA at May 12, 2022 01:24 PM (v0R5T)

Don't aim that thing at anything you are not willing to destroy.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:25 PM (SH2Zi)

591 Consult your doctor before voting Papoon. Don't vote Papoon if you're allergic to Papoon.

Actually, the AOSHQ Division of the Voting recommends that you only vote Papoon if you have nothing left to live for.

Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2022 01:25 PM (5iUNf)

592 Ultra MAGA King is fun for us but Trump should not take the bait and embrace it. He should Emphasize we're a democracy and that the Dems are the ones who want to dictate to the masses.
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 01:14 PM (A18Zw

Ultra MAGA King sounds like the brand of condom the Paolo uses.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2022 01:25 PM (mR6Gs)

593
This is my vagina
This is my gun

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 01:25 PM (ntcFS)

594 I don’t, I guess until you're wagging your ass at stadium crowds, but I know how they think. Even dying your gray they think makes you silly. Or wearing contacts.
==
Let's not be so hasty about wagging your ass at stadium crowds . . . you have to do SOMETHING to distract from the pointy elbows. Its theater.

Posted by: I beg to differ at May 12, 2022 01:25 PM (9G8GS)

595 just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

State lines! State lines!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:25 PM (jv87l)

596 just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.
*

She does realize she's advocating that firearm ownership, including Class III weapons, be moved to the state level, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 12, 2022 01:25 PM (m5zDG)

597 Mine's more like a mortar.

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at May 12, 2022 01:26 PM (uH1zk)

598 This obsession with likening your vagina to a gun is not the messaging winner they think it is. Gah, these women are embarrassing.

This is my vagina, this is my gun.

This ones for fighting and this one's for fun.

Wait...do I have that right?

Posted by: RachelBitecofer at May 12, 2022 01:26 PM (ESjRY)

599 I think events have exceeded even CNN's ability to control public discourse.

Posted by: mrp at May 12, 2022 01:26 PM (6eRlp)

600 just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

Can't go to LA, DC, or NYC.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:26 PM (jv87l)

601 This is my snizz. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My snizz is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My snizz, without me, is useless. Without my snizz, I am useless.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 01:26 PM (QzpS1)

602 just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

State lines! State lines!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:25 PM (jv87l)

Don't even get us started on the cameltoe loophole.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:27 PM (SH2Zi)

603 But then you’ll have to clean it.

Thermonuclear destruction.

Posted by: Squid at May 12, 2022 01:27 PM (Gwilz)

604 This is my vagina, this is my gun.

This ones for fighting and this one's for fun.

Wait...do I have that right?
Posted by: RachelBitecofer at May 12, 2022 01:26 PM

Depends. Can you get your snizz to smell like Hoppes 9 and not Herpes 9?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 01:27 PM (RkC6l)

605 This is my snizz. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My snizz is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My snizz, without me, is useless. Without my snizz, I am useless.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 01:26 PM (QzpS1)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:27 PM (SH2Zi)

606 State lines! State lines!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:25 PM (jv87l)

Don't even get us started on the cameltoe loophole.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:27 PM (SH2Zi)
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And she would have to travel locked in a car trunk.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 12, 2022 01:27 PM (aaGzp)

607 Would her ARgina be hardwood or carpet?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 01:28 PM (eGTCV)

608 i have nothing against lesbians but why would a straight woman choose to present as a stereotypical lesbian?

What is that?
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 12:55 PM (0G13K)

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Honestly, what other options does Warren have?

Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2022 01:28 PM (VJsqe)

609 This is my snizz. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My snizz is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My snizz, without me, is useless. Without my snizz, I am useless.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 01:26 PM

Pretty sure this is how radical feminists actually think.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 01:28 PM (RkC6l)

610 This Thread is edging toward jive turkeyness.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 01:28 PM (a3Q+t)

611 Speaking of crazy liberal wymyn:
@MMLohmar
I'm a lifelong Democrat but I voted in the Republican primary yesterday because I wanted to vote against MAGA David Purdue and for Kemp and Raffensberger - both stood up to Trump. In the general election, I'll vote for Abrams and Warnock.

Jeebus. And she looks exactly as you'd expect.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2022 12:54 PM
(ptqGC)

We live in The Era of Zero Surprise.

It's kinda boring.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2022 01:29 PM (OK0YZ)

612 Would her ARgina be hardwood or carpet?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 01:28 PM (eGTCV)

Polymer.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 01:29 PM (yQpMk)

613 Native American math is different.

Posted by: From The Land of Sky Blue Waters at May 12, 2022 01:29 PM (+oR7L)

614 610 This Thread is edging toward jive turkeyness.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 01:28 PM (a3Q+t)

Oh, we've passed that

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 01:29 PM (TQlM9)

615 Heh...ARgina!

Posted by: MAGA^100 at May 12, 2022 01:29 PM (S7une)

616 Ultra MAGA King is fun for us but Trump should not take the bait and embrace it. He should Emphasize we're a democracy and that the Dems are the ones who want to dictate to the masses.
Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2022 01:14 PM (A18Zw

Trump is the Great MAGA King... a useful, but subordinate royal - like a marcher count.

When I take the Ultrathrone, I will put paid to your pathetic "democracy." Welcome to the MAGAcracy. And avoid Subway sandwiches.

Posted by: ULTRA MAGA KING at May 12, 2022 01:29 PM (rzne3)

617 This Thread is edging toward jive turkeyness.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 01:28 PM (a3Q+t)

Oh, we've passed that
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 01:29 PM

We've gone to plaid.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 01:30 PM (RkC6l)

618 i have nothing against lesbians but why would a straight woman choose to present as a stereotypical lesbian?

Lesbians don't like men "that way"

AWFFLs like Warren HATE men.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2022 01:30 PM (ESjRY)

619 >>>I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

Apparently she has not been watching ammo prices.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 01:30 PM (SH2Zi)

620 I'm gonna f*ck her right in her argina!

Posted by: The gun control lobby at May 12, 2022 01:30 PM (ESjRY)

621 Nood. Baby formula.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2022 01:31 PM (RkC6l)

622 just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

Can't use it in the house or backyard. Only on approved ranges.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 01:31 PM (jv87l)

623 601 This is my snizz. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My snizz is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My snizz, without me, is useless. Without my snizz, I am useless.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 01:26 PM (QzpS1)

Props

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (V6f9+)

624 Oh, we've passed that

And don’t you look lovely today, Mrs. Cleaver!

Posted by: Squid at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (Gwilz)

625 Our other senator is even worse at arithmetic than Sachem Lizzy.

Posted by: fluffy; Masshole at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (UnQlg)

626 They yeas had 100% of independents and 98% of democrats. There was only 100% of republican opposed. 198% is greater than 100%.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (bg3iC)

627 Ms. Warren was told there would be no need for math or bras apparently.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (u6xw0)

628 "19 Elizabeth Warren is crazed over abortion.
It is disturbing to see her and others so dang animated about killing babies -- and I do mean babies, given their uniform demand for unrestricted abortion up to and including birth.

They are possessed."

Exactly! So sad and disturbing. No one cares what they do with their body -- narcissists. It's the life they are taking and the fact that doesn't mean anything to them.

Posted by: BonnieK at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (FVsMX)

629 Teeth (2007 film) Vagina Dentata

Posted by: OCBill at May 12, 2022 01:32 PM (SUECK)

630
WE WILL BLEACH ALL ACTORS. WE WILL BOOF ALL COEDS. THERE IS NO ESCAPING OUR YUUUGE, LUXURIOUS AUTOCRACY.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Posted by: Ultra MAGA Sent Us at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (rzne3)

631 If she goes AR, will she go m-lok or keymod?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (a3Q+t)

632 Nood

Posted by: Max Power at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (QCc6B)

633 This is my snizz. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My snizz is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My snizz, without me, is useless. Without my snizz, I am useless.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 01:26 PM (QzpS1)

Unlike the crazy people who think like this, most women can go all damned day without once considering their lady bits.

Men, I don't know about that.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (LOVUx)

634 I don't get the correlation of Elizabeth Warren and STEM.

Unless you mean "Stinky Twats Emanating Manure"...

Posted by: Gunslinger at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (R2gO3)

635 i have nothing against lesbians

Oh, we remember...

Posted by: Long-Time AoS Viewers at May 12, 2022 01:33 PM (Mgbo4)

636 What's the opposite of Bonito Flakes?

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 01:08 PM (V5J7y)

Pretty Escamas

Hey, the opposite of Bleu cheese is frommage blue, right?

Posted by: VOTE PAPOON! at May 12, 2022 01:34 PM (xhaym)

637
I don't get the correlation of Elizabeth Warren and STEM.

Unless you mean "Stinky Twats Emanating Manure"...
Posted by: Gunslinger

Her math skills were lacking as to the definition of majority v minority in the vote tally.

That, or she has no functioning part of her brain beyond her brain stem.

Both work.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 12, 2022 01:37 PM (3l5Yq)

638 Have you *seen* Insomniac lately?
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet

He hasn't posted in a few days. I'm a little concerned.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 12, 2022 01:44 PM (rF64X)

639 "I didn't get my way. That's not Constitutional!"

Posted by: red speck at May 12, 2022 02:07 PM (gS3OW)

640 35 OK. She's not a biologist or a mathematician.

Anthropologist?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 12, 2022 02:18 PM (qfLjt)

641 Its called the Majority Sweetheart

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 12, 2022 06:12 PM (wGqjj)

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