Ultra-MAGA Quick Hits

Tucker's new bio:

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Charles Schumer failed to "codify Roe" into law, managing to solidify a bipartisan majority against him. The bill lost 49-51, all Democrats except Manchin voting aye, all Republicans plus Manchin voting no. Note that Sinema voted for the ultra-abortion bill.

"Codifying Roe" is a misnomer, as the bill he introduced is far more extreme than even the judge-made rule of Roe is. The pro-abortion bill that 49 Senate Democrats voted for is absolutely blood-thirsty and guts-hungry, even by abortion-hawk standards: It would have overturned all state restrictions on abortion, making abortion (including partial-birth abortion) legal in all states until the moment of crowning, and would have demanded that Catholic hospitals perform abortions no matter what their religious objections.

It also eliminated parental consent laws.

Oh, and it specified that abortion was a right belonging not just to women, but to "transmen" and "non-binary" individuals as well.

Collins and Murkowski proposed an abortion bill they could have supported by Schumer refused to entertain it; he did not want to water down his bloody bill. What he wanted was an issue, not a solution. He didn't want a bill that any Republican could vote for; he wanted to be able to say "The Ultra-MAGA crowd all voted against this."

Including Manchin.

"To me, that would be the reasonable, rational thing to do. The bill we have today to vote on, Women's Health Protection Act ... make no mistake, it is not Roe v. Wade codification, it is an expansion. It wipes 500--500 state laws off the books. It expands abortion," he said.

71 There is no part of this tweet that is correct.

Where is our ministry of truth when we need it?

@ZekeJMiller

WASHINGTON (AP) - Senate Democrats' bill to write Roe v. Wade into law blocked by GOP-led filibuster as Supreme Court weighs abortion case.
Posted by: JackStraw

A Fox News poll shows a three-way statistical dead heat for the Pennsylvania Senate Republican primary, with Mehmet Oz at 22%, McCormick at 20%, and Barnette at 19%. 20% are undecided and the rest are scattered between other candidates.

There was some Internet Drama earlier today, which was partly my fault, as people began to wonder why Barnette wasn't producing her DD-214 discharge records, but then she produced them and everything seems to be in order.

It turns out it was just all St. Elmo's Fire, electric flashes of light that'd appear in dark skies out of nowhere. Thanks for reminding me of that scene, garrett, I know that's your favorite scene in your favorite movie. He says he "really loves Billy and wishes that he could be Billy's saxophone."

By the way, CBS' longtime abortion "reporter" Kate Smith is now, get this, the president of Planned Parenthood. Brian Stelter interviewed her -- or, let's say, afforded her a venue in which she could further propagandize -- and she claimed that people who accused her of having long smuggled her intense pro-abortion views into her "news reporting" are filthy liars. In fact, she screamed that the media has "STANDARDS!" which prevent any bias from ever entering any of its reportage, so shut up, you stupid fools, you filthy peasants, you savages.

NPR has its eye on the most important story:

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Of course, how could we have forgotten? How will this impact the transgender community?

I denounce myself for forgetting, for one split second, to keep the almighty transgender community top-of-mind at all times, as I am legally required to do now.

Anybody who believes that Schumer's house is protested "three or four times per week," and somehow we've never seen pictures of this and Schumer has never complained of it before, raise your hand.

I see no hands raised.

Meanwhile, Jen Psaki continues insisting that righties are protesting school boards -- where you're actually invited to give you opinion on how the school boards are operating with your tax dollars -- so what's the big deal if antifa black bloc terrorists are now menacing Supreme Court justices outside their homes?


Notice she has no answer for why Merrick Garland sprang into action to sic the FBI on parents appearing, as they are invited and legally permitted to do, at school boards, but has done nothing at all about the people illegally picketing outside justices homes, except to say "neener-neener, Republicans don't complain about these other situations."

Okay, but why isn't the DOJ treating antifa black bloc terrorists as terrorists, Jen?

Posted by: Ace at 06:34 PM




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1 Sponge

Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2022 06:34 PM (qvB5U)

2 Close!

Posted by: Squid at May 11, 2022 06:35 PM (hI596)

3 Great MAGA King

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 11, 2022 06:35 PM (QYPq3)

4 Dems- Abortion should be safe, legal, and rare on the table as long as you are living under my roof.

So don't forget Birthing Parents Day, or else.

Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2022 06:36 PM (qvB5U)

5 I otterec

Posted by: Squid at May 11, 2022 06:36 PM (hI596)

6 That should be ottered.

Posted by: Squid at May 11, 2022 06:36 PM (hI596)

7 Mr Straw posted this in the last thread.

If he doesn't keel over on stage one day, two guys are going to come up and drag him away.

https://nitter.net/RNCResearch/status/1524500725899923456#m

Posted by: pawn at May 11, 2022 06:37 PM (Cfk8j)

8 Comedian Andy Dick arrested for felony sexual battery on livestream

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 11, 2022 06:37 PM (xPl2J)

9 Oh, and it specified that abortion was a right belonging not just to women, but to "transmen" and "non-binary" individuals as well.

Wait, so if the Father suddenly decides he is a TransMan, he would be able to abort the Baby?

Interesting turn of events.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2022 06:38 PM (oHd/0)

10 I prefer MAGA PRIME but that's just me and I love the 80's transformers

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 11, 2022 06:38 PM (dKiJG)

11 The trouble with playing poker against Psaki, she has so many tells, that you don't know which ones are what you are looking for.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2022 06:38 PM (anj39)

12 just amazed codifying Roe didn't include 10 trillion for Ukrainian wind farms, or foreign aid to China or some other insane bullshit.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 11, 2022 06:38 PM (OuH7W)

13 I'm sorry, but watching @jrpsaki constantly stick her tongue out to lick her lips is frickin' gross.

She's not licking her lips, it's how they smell. She's getting a sense of the room.

Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2022 06:39 PM (2YhrB)

14 I honestly don't care about the FBI being sicced on the opposition.

I care the FBI is a willing accomplice to their political masters.

In other words, the FBI has the right to tell their political masters, "No."

The FBI chose, instead, to do as they were told, by Democrats.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 11, 2022 06:39 PM (5pTK/)

15 MAGAA

Posted by: DB at May 11, 2022 06:39 PM (geLO8)

16 Who the hell uses a Flip Phone?? In this day and age

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 11, 2022 06:39 PM (dKiJG)

17 Watch this montage and you'll see that most of the time, she messes with her hair right before. It's like she has a tic or something.

Lizards have neither lips nor hair. She's just anxious to finally be able to take off the skin suit when she's gone. Change my mind.

Posted by: Flyguy at May 11, 2022 06:40 PM (dpJ62)

18 Get ready for the waves upon waves of "rights" your state is "denying" you.

"No, you have a right to be *protected* from Covid, that your state is denying you by letting people go without masks!"

Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2022 06:40 PM (krQz2)

19 #evergreen

Comedian Andy Dick arrested for felony sexual battery on livestream

Posted by: DB at May 11, 2022 06:40 PM (geLO8)

20 Given that we have witnessed the daily shortcomings of Biden and his crew, I'm good with the Great MAGA King.
Plan the coronation!
Make sure it has parades. Lot of parades. Huge parades. The best, truly.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 11, 2022 06:40 PM (jTmQV)

21 Andy Dick has always been repellant. He should have been imprisoned long ago for the felony of being Andy Dick.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 11, 2022 06:40 PM (ppBhU)

22 cuck schumer knew that bill was going to fail, he just wanted sounds bites for November.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 06:40 PM (bVYXr)

23 Charles Schumer failed to "codify Roe" into law, managing to solidify a bipartisan majority against him.

"Codifying Roe" is a misnomer, as the bill he introduced is far more extreme than even the judge-made rule of Roe is. The pro-abortion bill that 49 Senate Democrats voted for is absolutely blood-thirsty and guts-hungry, even by abortion-hawk standards: It would have overturned all state restrictions on abortion, making abortion (including partial-birth abortion) legal in all states until the moment of crowning, and would have demanded that Catholic hospitals perform abortions no matter what their religious objections.


Fuck excommunication. Can a rabbi take out a hit on this fool?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 11, 2022 06:40 PM (yt//j)

24 Just going to repeat.

Mannix - brilliant point on the podcast

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2022 06:40 PM (DFWJJ)

25 It's like she has a tic or something.

You can tell she is about to lie when her lips part.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 06:40 PM (yQpMk)

26 Wait, so if the Father suddenly decides he is a TransMan, he would be able to abort the Baby?

Trans means 'pretend'. A transman is a woman. And, yes, I'm a biologist.

Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2022 06:40 PM (2YhrB)

27 That Pissaki vid is all kinds of creepy.

Posted by: Bosk at May 11, 2022 06:41 PM (x6uUk)

28 Comedian Andy Dick arrested for felony sexual battery on livestream

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 11, 2022 06:37 PM (xPl2J)

Wait. Was he arrested on the livestream, did he commit sexual battery while on a livestream, or did he commit sexual battery ON a livestream?

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 06:41 PM (dscaa)

29 My search skills are limited. Is there a by name breakdown of how the senators voted?

Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2022 06:41 PM (IO0/1)

30 I thought I was the Mighty MAGA King..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 06:41 PM (yQpMk)

31 Great....now I won't be needing dinner after watching Jen, "Komodo Dragon" Psaki testing the air for a rotten animal carcass

Posted by: DitkaCA at May 11, 2022 06:41 PM (kVjCi)

32 Glad Ultra SAGA (Stupid Anti American Grifting Ass) Schumer's bill was defeated.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 06:41 PM (fF2aM)

33 ew wtf is that tongue thing?!?! it IS a tic of some kind!

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 11, 2022 06:41 PM (w0NJk)

34 How will this topic effect the trans community?
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Evergreen answer and usable in all environments and situations - "It'll make them feel like killing themselves."

Try it. What effect will it raining today have on the trans community. -It'll make them want to kill themselves.

Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2022 06:41 PM (qvB5U)

35 All you Ultra-MAGAs and Mega-MAGAs are a bunch of limp wristed pansies! If you ain't at least Giga-MAGA you're nothing to me!

Posted by: Bacon Jeff, now with 50% more MAGA! at May 11, 2022 06:41 PM (VGRuw)

36 Comedian Andy Dick arrested for felony sexual battery on livestream
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 11, 2022 06:37 PM (xPl2J)



Will Livestream press charges?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 06:42 PM (yQpMk)

37 Mr. Kris Kringle would rap Ms. Psaki squarely between the eyes with his cane every time she licked her lips or touched her hair.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 11, 2022 06:42 PM (WFMLs)

38 I notice the overuse of adjectives the left has to use to describe their opponents. We're not just right wing, we're super ultra right wing, whatever that is...like we want only horse trails and no paved roads or no water supplies just each house has its own well.

now, it's ultra-maga because their 20% deadend, living in a cave on an island in the middle of the pacific AWFL shit base might get the idea that current maga is even worse than the maga of 2016 and that's, like man, worse than hitler X 10!

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 11, 2022 06:42 PM (OuH7W)

39 Since I switched to Ultra-MAGA my laundry smells as fresh as a daisy, and it fits better too!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2022 06:42 PM (uywL/)

40 >>>29 My search skills are limited. Is there a by name breakdown of how the senators voted?


all dems but manchin voted aye, all republicans plus manchin voted no

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2022 06:42 PM (0G13K)

41 he's such a dick
it's right there in his name, FFS

Posted by: DB at May 11, 2022 06:42 PM (geLO8)

42 Who the hell uses a Flip Phone?? In this day and age
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They are coming back. People don't want smart phones because they don't want to be tracked.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2022 06:42 PM (DFWJJ)

43 If Jen Psaki had a tic, it would jump right off.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 06:43 PM (dscaa)

44 Ace, you see that even Gleenwald did the "uh, your lesbian girlfriend can't get you pregnant, karen" to the ACLU today.funny

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 11, 2022 06:43 PM (OuH7W)

45 Anybody who believes that Schumer's house is protested "three or four times per week," and somehow we've never seen pictures of this and Schumer has never complained of it before, raise your hand.
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It was real in his mind.

That's a thing with Jews.

Posted by: It's Wednesday at May 11, 2022 06:43 PM (J4cAw)

46 Sen Warren thinks that 51 senators is a minority

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 11, 2022 06:43 PM (OuH7W)

47 Thank you ace. I figured. Disgusting.

Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2022 06:43 PM (IO0/1)

48 Who the hell uses a Flip Phone?? In this day and age
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 11, 2022 06:39 PM (dKiJG)

FenelonSpouse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 06:44 PM (fF2aM)

49 UltraMaga... its got electrolytes...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2022 06:44 PM (oHd/0)

50 I've studied Mussorgsky. I can make a sound-alike for the "The Hut of the Baba-Yaga".
I'll call it "The Palace of the Mar-a-Lago".

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 11, 2022 06:44 PM (jTmQV)

51
I'm sorry, but watching @jrpsaki constantly stick her tongue out to lick her lips is frickin' gross. And, today, she did it over 2 dozen times.

I'll take your word for it.

Watch this montage and you'll see that most of the time, she messes with her hair right before

See above.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 06:44 PM (dQvv7)

52 Make sure it has parades. Lot of parades. Huge parades. The best, truly.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 11, 2022 06:40 PM (jTmQV)



Glatorial combat?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 06:44 PM (yQpMk)

53 "16 Who the hell uses a Flip Phone?? In this day and age

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 11, 2022 06:39 PM (dKiJG) "

*raises hand*
you gotta problem with that ?

meh. they are obsoleting CDMA service Real Soon Now, so soon the old Motorola will be on the ash-heap of history.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at May 11, 2022 06:44 PM (jA0b8)

54 13 I'm sorry, but watching @jrpsaki constantly stick her tongue out to lick her lips is frickin' gross.

She's not licking her lips, it's how they smell. She's getting a sense of the room.
Posted by: t-bird


Hisssssssss

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 06:44 PM (ox5kk)

55 After you've licked this much politician ass, there's just no getting the taste out of your mouth.

Posted by: Jen Psaki at May 11, 2022 06:44 PM (rzne3)

56 21 Andy Dick has always been repellant. He should have been imprisoned long ago for the felony of being Andy Dick.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 11, 2022 06:40 PM (ppBhU)

That piece of shit is the one that got Phil Hartman's wife hooked on Coke so she became a coke head and paranoid so she killed the greatest Comedian

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 11, 2022 06:44 PM (dKiJG)

57 Dick was live-streaming while the arrest occurred. Sexual battery against a dude

Posted by: Squid at May 11, 2022 06:44 PM (hI596)

58 Tongue Psaki montage just made it move.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 11, 2022 06:44 PM (aeMRC)

59 Ate a burrito at lunch. I can feel St. Elmo's fire burning in me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2022 06:45 PM (lgeFv)

60 Not surprised both CO senators voted for infanticide. makes me ill.

Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2022 06:45 PM (IO0/1)

61 $40Billion ... with a giant slush fund for state department ... I need to buy some Hunter artwork to see if I can get back a billion or so to research the sex life of ducks ... or whatever BS they would want ...

Posted by: illiniwek at May 11, 2022 06:45 PM (Cus5s)

62 Comedian scores largest payday in history

40 billion US

eat tour heart out Chappelle

Posted by: REDACTED at May 11, 2022 06:45 PM (us2H3)

63 That's some weird tongue shit right there.

Posted by: Anita Dunn at May 11, 2022 06:45 PM (dscaa)

64 now, it's ultra-maga because their 20% deadend, living in a cave on an island in the middle of the pacific AWFL shit base might get the idea that current maga is even worse than the maga of 2016 and that's, like man, worse than hitler X 10!
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 11, 2022 06:42 PM (OuH7W)
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Well, the stages of marketing are: New, New & Improved, New, Improved with more blah blah blah.

The left needs to keep repackaging because their market has the attention span of a drunken gnat.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 11, 2022 06:46 PM (5pTK/)

65 Someone has to respond ' that's just not true' to Psaki's lies.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 11, 2022 06:46 PM (eCqFY)

66 16 Who the hell uses a Flip Phone?? In this day and age

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 11, 2022 06:39 PM (dKiJG)


Me, but only because when TracFone upgraded their network it made my simpler non-flip phone unworkable.

Posted by: davidt at May 11, 2022 06:46 PM (sReZj)

67 Can't we round these people up and throw them in an active volcano or something.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 11, 2022 06:46 PM (cMXNt)

68 your

Posted by: REDACTED at May 11, 2022 06:46 PM (us2H3)

69 Abortion to the 87th trimester or bust!

Posted by: Mikey NTH: Summer's Here, Get Your Riot Gear at the Outrage Outlet@ at May 11, 2022 06:46 PM (HfND3)

70 Wait. Was he arrested on the livestream, did he commit sexual battery while on a livestream, or did he commit sexual battery ON a livestream?

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 06:41 PM (dscaa)

Breaking911 doesn't always have the clearest headlines. The livestream showed police taking him out of an RV at a campground. I don't think the actual crime was livestreamed.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 11, 2022 06:46 PM (xPl2J)

71 There is no part of this tweet that is correct.

Where is our ministry of truth when we need it?

@ZekeJMiller

WASHINGTON (AP) - Senate Democrats' bill to write Roe v. Wade into law blocked by GOP-led filibuster as Supreme Court weighs abortion case.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2022 06:46 PM (ZLI7S)

72 67 Can't we round these people up and throw them in an active volcano or something.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 11, 2022 06:46 PM (cMXNt

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Active volcano capacity is far below current needs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2022 06:47 PM (uywL/)

73 Andy Dick is still alive?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 11, 2022 06:47 PM (QYPq3)

74 66 16 Who the hell uses a Flip Phone?? In this day and age

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 11, 2022 06:39 PM (dKiJG)

I had one until 6 months ago, Verizon took away the lesser network

Posted by: REDACTED at May 11, 2022 06:48 PM (us2H3)

75 That NPR headline is interesting. Sometimes we overestimate the Left, because their relentless focus on narrative and lust to power gets them successes, especially when essentially unopposed. But that same narrative can handicap them, sometimes.

While I had not imagined NPR's solution, I had identified the problem it tries to solve. There just did not seem to be the usual energy on the Left about this Roe v Wade thing. I decided that that was because the current narrative devalues women in favor of trannys. (OK, you lost the race to a huge strong dude. Shut up. "She" matters more than you).

I think NPR saw the same problem, and decided that they really needed to tie the abortion issue to trannies, to somehow harness the power of the current narrative. Apparently pivoting back to women was just not an option.

Posted by: Splunge at May 11, 2022 06:48 PM (71xoW)

76 Right, schumer has protestors at his home and that's why he's cool with it for others. Or...maybe the left has a long history of torch wielding mobs being put on the doormats of their enemies, from 2008 bank executives to 2022 ScOTUS

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 11, 2022 06:48 PM (OuH7W)

77 73 Andy Dick is still alive?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 11, 2022 06:47 PM (QYPq3)

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Say what you will about Andy Kaufman, but at least he was funny.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2022 06:48 PM (uywL/)

78 Watch this montage and you'll see that most of the time, she messes with her hair right before

See above.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 06:44 PM


Blinking and messing with your hair is a tell that you are lying or don't believe in what you are saying. Also notice that she rarely makes eye contact with the reporter who asks the question unless it's a liberal reporter.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 06:49 PM (bVYXr)

79 Those executives at MSNBC are in for a real treat.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 11, 2022 06:49 PM (aeMRC)

80 I may have seen St. Elmo's Fire, but I can't remember. I suspect I was hammered. I remember the overplayed songs on the radio. There was a music video for the instrumental tune (something Foster wrote it) that got lots of air play. It was bad. Like hellishly bad. It desperately needed the rednecks that showed up at the end of Easy Rider to arrive and dispense some violence.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 11, 2022 06:49 PM (sAmhv)

81 >>>44 Ace, you see that even Gleenwald did the "uh, your lesbian girlfriend can't get you pregnant, karen" to the ACLU today.funny


nah i missed that, i'll look for it

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2022 06:49 PM (0G13K)

82 Damn, Horde! I am wore the eff out.


Been busting my ass all day to increase inflation and raise gas prices.

Whew. I need a beer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA Now with 20% More UltraMAGA at May 11, 2022 06:49 PM (9qSw/)

83 Well, the stages of marketing are: New, New & Improved, New, Improved with more blah blah blah.
______________

Whenever I see something marketed as "ALL NEW!" I always think that that's a tacit admission that the previous product was crap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 06:49 PM (YqDXo)

84 speaking of which, is Trump going to go to Alaska and go after Murk or not?

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 11, 2022 06:49 PM (OuH7W)

85 Lzards have neither lips nor hair. She's just anxious to finally be able to take off the skin suit when she's gone. Change my mind.

Posted by: Flyguy at May 11, 2022 06:40 PM (dpJ62)

Lizard person, no doubt about it.

Posted by: Javems at May 11, 2022 06:50 PM (zDtZm)

86 Old people like flip phones. My mother has one from Tracfone. Only costs $20 every three months.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 11, 2022 06:50 PM (xPl2J)

87 I wish Tucker Carlson would bring on a body language specialist to analyze Piss Hockey's body language whilst she spews her crapola all over the press corp.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 11, 2022 06:50 PM (QSjkU)

88 pollsters never ask this question

are you in favor of letting each state decide on that state's abortion parameters ?

Posted by: REDACTED at May 11, 2022 06:50 PM (us2H3)

89 Margins blown in the first ten comments. Thanks, pawn. Dick.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2022 06:50 PM (u73oe)

90 That NPR headline is interesting. Sometimes we overestimate the Left, because their relentless focus on narrative and lust to power gets them successes, especially when essentially unopposed. But that same narrative can handicap them, sometimes.

TL;DR - they pushed too far this time.

Good grief.

Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 11, 2022 06:50 PM (ZQw0h)

91 nah i missed that, i'll look for it
Posted by: ace

well, it's classier than I would've written it so it comes off all [insert idiocracy quote about sounding ghey and shit's all retarded]...smart.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 11, 2022 06:51 PM (OuH7W)

92 Billboard:

Heaven Sent - fingerprints 9 weeks from conception.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 11, 2022 06:51 PM (yt//j)

93 It was real in his mind.

That's a thing with Jews.
Posted by: It's Wednesday at May 11, 2022 06:43 PM (J4cAw)

What the hell does that mean? You're not a holocaust denier are you?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 06:51 PM (fF2aM)

94 Blinking and messing with your hair is a tell that you are lying or don't believe in what you are saying.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 06:49 PM (bVYXr)

How do you know when Jen Psaki is lying?

Just kidding she's always lying.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 06:51 PM (dscaa)

95 saying the quiet part out loud, from the DM:
"The left-wing firebrands backing protests at SCOTUS judges' houses: Radical website urges fans to 'rise up to force accountability' on six lawmakers that leaked draft said want to rip up Roe v Wade"
spot the weird thing in there ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at May 11, 2022 06:51 PM (jA0b8)

96 38 I notice the overuse of adjectives the left has to use to describe their opponents. We're not just right wing, we're super ultra right wing, whatever that is...like we want only horse trails and no paved roads or no water supplies just each house has its own well.

now, it's ultra-maga because their 20% deadend, living in a cave on an island in the middle of the pacific AWFL shit base might get the idea that current maga is even worse than the maga of 2016 and that's, like man, worse than hitler X 10!
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 11, 2022 06:42 PM (OuH7W)

So you are saying adding "severe" to "Conservative" was a tell.

Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2022 06:51 PM (qvB5U)

97 Say what you will about murderers, at least they're not Andy Dick.

Posted by: Splunge at May 11, 2022 06:51 PM (71xoW)

98 Jen Psaki is actually a REAL lizard.

Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2022 06:52 PM (0OP+5)

99 Does anyone here remember Anita Dunn?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 11, 2022 06:52 PM (+cjJb)

100 Mommy Mommy, Ace and Garrett are rolling around on the front lawn fighting! A whole lot. They're really letting each other have it!

[Mom goes and looks out window] damnit not again ... [covers son's eyes, goes to get the garden hose]

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 06:52 PM (0fVbu)

101 86 Old people like flip phones. My mother has one from Tracfone. Only costs $20 every three months.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 11, 2022 06:50 PM (xPl2J)

only non-Ultra people call people old on the AOS

Posted by: REDACTED at May 11, 2022 06:52 PM (us2H3)

102 John Parr remade the St Elmo's Fire theme a few years ago as Tim Tebow's Fire
https://youtu.be/twHmS9j5Q9A

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 11, 2022 06:52 PM (xPl2J)

103 Psaki tic reminds me of Seinfeld saying the higher up you touch your face the bigger the lie.

Posted by: redenzo at May 11, 2022 06:52 PM (E7vND)

104 AP spin, "U.S. Senate Republicans block vote that would enshrine abortion access in federal law."

I didn't know laws were 'enshrined' so the old 55mph speed limit was enshrined then? Did it take a court case to un-enshrine it and 60% the states agreeing then??

Assholes.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 11, 2022 06:52 PM (Jtln5)

105 Transabortionsofcolor!

Say it out loud and slur it a little and it sounds like a bidenism.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 11, 2022 06:52 PM (YTwGu)

106 so...Tucker's taking the piss in his new bio?

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 11, 2022 06:52 PM (OuH7W)

107 PIss Hocky is probably on Aderall.

Speed makes you all twitchy and lip-lickity

Posted by: AlaBAMA Now with 20% More UltraMAGA at May 11, 2022 06:53 PM (9qSw/)

108 Scary just how close to the edge we are riding. By the slimmest and most improbable margins, the Dems have been repeatedly prevented from driving us all over cliff. Each of these b.s. bills show us just how bat-shit crazy they are. I pray they don't succeed in the hopefully short amount of time they hold a numerical majority in either the House or Senate.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 11, 2022 06:53 PM (WFMLs)

109 Assholes.
Posted by: andycanuck

words have no meaning. enshrined? as opposed to actually written in the constitution?

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 11, 2022 06:53 PM (OuH7W)

110 How will this topic effect the trans community?
---
Evergreen answer and usable in all environments and situations - "It'll make them feel like killing themselves."

Try it. What effect will it raining today have on the trans community. -It'll make them want to kill themselves.
Posted by: Bete at May 11, 2022 06:41 PM (qvB5U)
___________
So what's the hold up? Get cracking, transoids!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 06:54 PM (YqDXo)

111 The tranny protesters wore masks outside. I wish to thank them

Posted by: 7man at May 11, 2022 06:54 PM (qwO6y)

112 So, what, the tranny male-to-female "women" are going to abort what?
Their turd babies?
Gonna pinch off the "prairie dog head" after a Grande Supreme Meal at Taco Bell? Then blast the rest out for their Girl Scout's "I had an abortion" merit badge?
Diarrhea gonna be renamed their period?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 11, 2022 06:54 PM (YL9Jm)

113 I prefer "Senate Republicans and Manchin block bill that would make infanticide legal"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2022 06:54 PM (lgeFv)

114
Lizard person, no doubt about it.

Posted by: Javems at May 11, 2022 06:50 PM


As soon as I saw that Psaki came from the Hillary Clinton camp I knew that she would be an exceptional liar, and she did not disappoint.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 06:55 PM (dQvv7)

115 "Stop lumping all teachers in together", they say, while going in to bargain collectively for a pay raise every year like they are Oliver Twist asking for a touch more gruel.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2022 06:55 PM (HqCQE)

116 99 Does anyone here remember Anita Dunn?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 11, 2022 06:52 PM (+cjJb)
___________

The Mao fan who licked her lips constantly?

Regrettably, yes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 06:55 PM (YqDXo)

117 The only thing I remember about St Elmo's Fire was the theme song, that was pretty good.


The left is really screwing the pooch with this "Ultra MAGA" thing. White Supremacist and "white Nationalist" sounds nasty and unlikable but Ultra MAGA sounds kind of fun to everyone but people who break out in hives when they see the letters MAGA. Its shoring up your base at the expense of everyone else.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 06:55 PM (KZzsI)

118 112 So, what, the tranny male-to-female "women" are going to abort what?
Their turd babies?

I think that's what happens when they deworm their inverted penises

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 11, 2022 06:55 PM (OuH7W)

119 13 I'm sorry, but watching @jrpsaki constantly stick her tongue out to lick her lips is frickin' gross.

She's not licking her lips, it's how they smell. She's getting a sense of the room.
Posted by: t-bird

She's crab people. About to be obliterated by the alien space otters.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 06:55 PM (AfYqV)

120 Does anyone here remember Anita Dunn?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 11, 2022 06:52 PM (+cjJb)

See 63

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 06:55 PM (dscaa)

121 Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
Seeing people complain about congress sending billions to Ukraine when there's a baby formula shortage here the gov't isn't doing anything about. This is why Twitter and soundbite politics rots our brains.

The one is mostly a factory-level issue of a private business. The other is a military invasion of a sovereign nation. Government has more it can do about the latter than the former under article one, section eight of the constitution.

You really do not want a government that can commandeer the operations of a private business to resolve its factory problems. The formula shortage is really bad and only now getting attention, but that doesn't mean there is a general governmental solution.

About the only thing the government can do is expedite approvals from the FDA, which they should do. But, like everything else in America when things go wrong, the President will get the blame.
5:38 AM · May 11, 2022·Twitter Web App

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 11, 2022 06:55 PM (MFZ8i)

122 99 Does anyone here remember Anita Dunn?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 11, 2022 06:52 PM (+cjJb)

yeah, she left the WH maybe a year ago when Kameltoe's fortunes began to fall

However she has recently returned to the WH

she is a nasty piece of work as is her husband, Bob Bauer, who shepard in Blassey Ford

they where Kameltoe's patrons and both have a seat at the Dim power table

Posted by: REDACTED at May 11, 2022 06:56 PM (us2H3)

123 I curious why the Romney and the Usual Suspects didn't vote in favor?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 06:56 PM (yQpMk)

124 ".A group of fired-up female members of the House Progressive Caucus marched toward the Senate side chanting 'my body, my decision' as the upper chamber voted on the House-passed bill.The bill would have needed 60 votes, 10 from Republicans, to pass"
Excuse me, but..."Marching, Parading, Demonstrating in efforts to delay, alter or disrupt official Govt Business" in THAT particular building is now called "Insurrection" and any/all that do so are subject to jail with no bail, for YEARS at a time, and potentially a Life Sentence.
Schiff/Schumer/Nadler/Garland....Biden....Call your offices, there is a NEW Insurrection to investigate and Punish....under the VERY standards you have named, declared, demanded daily for over a year.

Posted by: Birddog at May 11, 2022 06:56 PM (uAI4S)

125 Does anyone here remember Anita Dunn?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 11, 2022 06:52 PM (+cjJb)
---
Cottonmouth Dunn?

Yeah.

Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2022 06:56 PM (krQz2)

126 Ace: "'Codifying Roe' is a misnomer, as the bill he introduced is far more extreme than even the judge-made rule of Roe is...."

Damn. The Democrat Party really has gone to hell.

And people throughout history repeatedly express surprise how toxic Socialism/Communism/Progressivism/Statism became while wondering how their own country has failed and has no value of the individual.

Kill babies; free criminals.

Our educational system not only fails to teach history, what it teaches has become poisonous. And some can't even spell it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 11, 2022 06:57 PM (aXxgO)

127 Did Grennel ever retract his hit job lie?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2022 06:57 PM (9qSw/)

128 Manchin feeling the heat. His boy lost a primary to an ultra maga guy yesterday.

Posted by: 7man at May 11, 2022 06:57 PM (qwO6y)

129 The one is mostly a factory-level issue of a private business. The other is a military invasion of a sovereign nation. Government has more it can do about the latter than the former under article one, section eight of the constitution.


A foreign sovereign nation.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 06:57 PM (yQpMk)

130 >>The Mao fan who licked her lips constantly?

>>Regrettably, yes.

Remember who her husband is?

The equally corrupt Obama White House Counsel Robert Bauer.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2022 06:58 PM (ZLI7S)

131 123 I curious why the Romney and the Usual Suspects didn't vote in favor?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 06:56 PM (yQpMk


Romney still has to face the Mormons at town halls.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2022 06:58 PM (9qSw/)

132 >>>I curious why the Romney and the Usual Suspects didn't vote in favor?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 06:56 PM (yQpMk)

Because they know the entire thing is kabuki theater.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 11, 2022 06:58 PM (QYPq3)

133 Errorickson is a big red donkey dick.

Posted by: fd at May 11, 2022 06:59 PM (vrz2I)

134 This whole thing is a stupid farce. Congress can't just tell the states what laws they can make. Unconstitutional from the start. It's just fanservice for their lunatic base. At least for once it's the Democrats doing Failure Theater.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2022 06:59 PM (1os81)

135 >See 63
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 06:55 PM (dscaa)

Ah, I overlooked that. GMTA and all that.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 11, 2022 06:59 PM (+cjJb)

136 #104: Enshrined? Isn't that sort of not separating church and state? Admitting that abortion is a sacrament of a religion?

Posted by: Mikey NTH: Summer's Here, Get Your Riot Gear at the Outrage Outlet@ at May 11, 2022 06:59 PM (HfND3)

137 " What he wanted was an issue, not a solution. He didn't want a bill that any Republican could vote for; he wanted to be able to say "The Ultra-MAGA crowd all voted against this."

and unless they were willing to blow up the filibuster, they needed 60 votes, probably unattainable unless it was extremely watered down.

Same with border control though ... Obama could have legalized the "11 million" illegals in first year, but decided not to. They like the issue.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 11, 2022 06:59 PM (Cus5s)

138 Surprised Schumer's bill didn't authorize shooting pregnant women in the belly upon sight.

Demons. All of them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2022 06:59 PM (9qSw/)

139 Tucker just added a 🇺🇦 to his bio.


Lmao

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 06:59 PM (ySQBZ)

140 49 Democrat Senators voted for that incredibly radical abortion law. 49! And if Joe Manchin had not stood in the breach, the Democrat VP would have happily put it over the top, and, if the Democrat House showed the same depravity, the Democrat President would have made it a law.

This is your modern Democrat party.

Posted by: Splunge at May 11, 2022 07:00 PM (71xoW)

141 Ah, I overlooked that. GMTA and all that.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 11, 2022 06:59 PM (+cjJb)

And insane people

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 07:00 PM (dscaa)

142 I'm sorry, but watching
@jrpsaki
constantly stick her tongue out to lick her lips is frickin' gross. And, today, she did it over 2 dozen times.

Watch this montage and you'll see that most of the time, she messes with her hair right before. It's like she has a tic or something.

She has ticks and fleas

Posted by: Joe exploding dollars Bdien at May 11, 2022 07:00 PM (M+Lyo)

143 Because they know the entire thing is kabuki theater.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 11, 2022 06:58 PM (QYPq3)



My guess is they wanted to but, a 52-48 vote in favor would have forced a vote on the Filibuster.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 07:01 PM (yQpMk)

144 I curious why the Romney and the Usual Suspects didn't vote in favor?

I wonder why Schumer threw 49 Democrats an anchor? The bill has got to be shocking even to Democrats.

Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2022 07:01 PM (2YhrB)

145 >>> Erick Erickson
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 11, 2022 06:55 PM (MFZ8i)


I don't know why but I despise EE just a bit more than all the other grifters. I feel like he put a bunch more effort into being scum than the others and should be recognized for this.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 07:01 PM (0fVbu)

146 66 16 Who the hell uses a Flip Phone?? In this day and age

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 11, 2022 06:39 PM (dKiJG)

I had one until 6 months ago, Verizon took away the lesser network
Posted by: REDACTED at May 11, 2022 06:48 PM (us2H3)

Ditto. Replacement phone is a used Samsung Galaxy S9 that is now set up for voice and text only, no data, just wi-fi. $10 per month on Ting. (hat tip AOP!)

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2022 07:01 PM (4I/2K)

147 The vote was pure theatre. In the old days of the constitutional republic, laws were enacted pursuant to enumerated powers. If Roe is stricken and abortion left to the states, then I question how roe could be “codified”.

Posted by: 7man at May 11, 2022 07:01 PM (qwO6y)

148
I still have to wonder why four cases require the shutdown of a baby formula plant, while athletes can drop dead on the field, clutching their chests, and...

* crickets *

Some pigs are obviously more equal than others.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 07:01 PM (dQvv7)

149 I curious why the Romney and the Usual Suspects didn't vote in favor?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 06:56 PM


romney would have been excommunicated if he voted for the abortion bill and he would have been voted out on his next election.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 07:02 PM (bVYXr)

150 words have no meaning. enshrined? as opposed to actually written in the constitution?
--------------------
Exactly. I've always seen "pass a bill into law" or "make a law" or "the [executive] signed a bill into law"; never seen "enshrined" other than for rights in the constitution. [Yours and ours.]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 11, 2022 07:02 PM (Jtln5)

151 Schumer looks like the snowmizer

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 11, 2022 07:02 PM (M+Lyo)

152 144 I curious why the Romney and the Usual Suspects didn't vote in favor?

I wonder why Schumer threw 49 Democrats an anchor? The bill has got to be shocking even to Democrats.
Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2022 07:01 PM (2YhrB)


Because REEEEEEEE!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2022 07:02 PM (9qSw/)

153 Erick Erickson
@EWErickson

Ha ha! No one volunteers to be the first guy to have their throat cut in a revolution more than Marie Antionett and Eric "fat slob" Erickson!

Posted by: Boswell at May 11, 2022 07:02 PM (5iUNf)

154 >Tucker just added a 🇺🇦 to his bio.
Lmao
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 06:59 PM (ySQBZ)

He truly supports The Current Thing™

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 11, 2022 07:02 PM (+cjJb)

155 >>>Did Grennel ever retract his hit job lie?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2022 06:57 PM (9qSw/)

Quadrupling down. Weak pullout game.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 11, 2022 07:02 PM (QYPq3)

156 Erick Erickson
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 11, 2022 06:55 PM (MFZ8i)

I don't know why but I despise EE just a bit more than all the other grifters. I feel like he put a bunch more effort into being scum than the others and should be recognized for this.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 07:01 PM (0fVbu)
_____________

Because he's got a stupid name?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 07:02 PM (YqDXo)

157 I don’t believe that’s real about Tucker
No way he does the pronoun thing

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 11, 2022 07:02 PM (dxWjF)

158 Should have passed it. So the codified version can get struck down.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 11, 2022 07:02 PM (VxKeM)

159 "I curious why the Romney and the Usual Suspects didn't vote in favor? "

I think it was the language in the bill that said the attending doctor could grab the newborn infant by the ankles and smash it against the nearest curb.
That was a deal breaker...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 11, 2022 07:03 PM (jTmQV)

160 okay- which one of you went back in time and stepped on a butterfly?

Posted by: DB at May 11, 2022 07:03 PM (geLO8)

161 Democrat Senators voted for that incredibly radical abortion law. 49! And if Joe Manchin had not stood in the breach, the Democrat VP would have happily put it over the top, and, if the Democrat House showed the same depravity, the Democrat President would have made it a law.

This is your modern Democrat party.

Posted by: Splunge at May 11, 2022 07:00 PM


filibuster says nope. They needed 60 votes straight up and schumer knew he didn't have them. It's all theater at this point.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 07:03 PM (bVYXr)

162 >>49 Democrat Senators voted for that incredibly radical abortion law. 49! And if Joe Manchin had not stood in the breach, the Democrat VP would have happily put it over the top, and, if the Democrat House showed the same depravity, the Democrat President would have made it a law.

Nah. They needed 60 votes in the Senate and that was never going to happen and everyone knew it.

It was just theater for some headlines and campaign speeches.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2022 07:03 PM (ZLI7S)

163 49 Democrat Senators voted for that incredibly radical abortion law. 49!

This is their clump of cells to die on. Or kill on.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 11, 2022 07:03 PM (WFMLs)

164 ".A group of fired-up female members of the House Progressive Caucus marched toward the Senate side chanting 'my body, my decision'

My body, my decision.
Let's love science sexually, ok?
The fetus has a totally separate DNA from the mother. You are making a decision for a totally autonomous person.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 11, 2022 07:03 PM (yt//j)

165 David French
@DavidAFrench
Read every word of this report. Tim exposes a side of American evangelicalism that a lot of elite right-wing Evangelicals on this site ignore, minimize, or don't even know exists.
Quote Tweet
Tim Alberta
@TimAlberta · 20h
Overwhelmed by feedback from pastors who are fighting - and so often, losing - these wars in their own churches.

This isn't some fad affecting megachurches & celebrity preachers. It's a crisis of staggering scale - a serious threat to your community and mine.

How Politics Poisoned the Evangelical Church
The movement spent 40 years at war with secular America. Now it's at war with itself. https://t.co/aEewXKCIRA/
7:27 PM · May 10, 2022

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 11, 2022 07:03 PM (MFZ8i)

166 155 >>>Did Grennel ever retract his hit job lie?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2022 06:57 PM (9qSw/)

Quadrupling down. Weak pullout game.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 11, 2022 07:02 PM (QYPq3)

Wow. He's balls deep now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2022 07:03 PM (9qSw/)

167 I still have to wonder why four cases require the shutdown of a baby formula plant,
-----------

Because we have to protect babies!! Duh

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 07:04 PM (dscaa)

168 Better yet, pass 5 codified, so we can strike down 5.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 11, 2022 07:04 PM (VxKeM)

169 The bill has got to be shocking even to Democrats.
Posted by: t-bird



I would NOT assume that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 11, 2022 07:04 PM (sAmhv)

170 within 5 years, we will have dumped at least a trillion bucks into Ukraine

with discernible results

and the Z Man wont be prezzy

he'll skim the first couple hundred billion and head out to Aruba

Posted by: REDACTED at May 11, 2022 07:05 PM (us2H3)

171 When are we going to start talking about mens rights to choose.

To paraphrase one of these women,"being able to select when you start a family is a human right", so when do men get to select when to start a family, or at least waive parental rights and responsbilities.

Men should be given the option to opt-out too.

Posted by: Political McGuffin at May 11, 2022 07:05 PM (NH4Bj)

172 >>I don’t believe that’s real about Tucker
No way he does the pronoun thing

He also didn't go to Harvard or Yale Law School or to the Aspen Institute.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2022 07:05 PM (ZLI7S)

173 David French sure can miss the mark with the best of them!

In the abortion fight, he attacks the 'icky religion'.

Top Christian.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2022 07:05 PM (9qSw/)

174 He's joking jackstraw

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 07:05 PM (ySQBZ)

175 Men should be given the option to opt-out too.
Posted by: Political McGuffin at May 11, 2022 07:05 PM (NH4Bj)


Non-person, we are.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2022 07:06 PM (9qSw/)

176 >I think it was the language in the bill that said the attending doctor could grab the newborn infant by the ankles and smash it against the nearest curb.
That was a deal breaker...
Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 11, 2022 07:03 PM (jTmQV)

They just want to make sure it's a proper Khmer Rouge Killing Tree, for the comfort of the clump of cells.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 11, 2022 07:06 PM (+cjJb)

177 Because he's got a stupid name?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 07:02 PM (YqDXo)

I kinda like his name

Posted by: Dick Dickerson at May 11, 2022 07:06 PM (us2H3)

178 >>>I don’t believe that’s real about Tucker
No way he does the pronoun thing

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 11, 2022 07:02 PM (dxWjF)

Come on, man. It's clearly trolling that stuff.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 11, 2022 07:06 PM (QYPq3)

179 Ultra MAGA is like the X-Games of politics.

Totally rad dude!

Posted by: Mikey NTH: Summer's Here, Get Your Riot Gear at the Outrage Outlet@ at May 11, 2022 07:06 PM (HfND3)

180 I still have to wonder why four cases require the shutdown of a baby formula plant,
-----------

Because we have to protect babies!! Duh

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 07:04 PM


Unless you are killing them in the womb, then it's free willy to sell them baby parts to the highest bidder.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 07:06 PM (bVYXr)

181 161 filibuster says nope. They needed 60 votes straight up and schumer knew he didn't have them. It's all theater at this point.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 07:03 PM (bVYXr)


You're right. I forgot that.

But that means that Schumer calculated that such an evil bill would appeal to Democrat voters. What's their excuse?

Posted by: Splunge at May 11, 2022 07:06 PM (71xoW)

182 kind of odd the left would go gheyballz for their anti-lynching laws while proactively promoting the same for bad judges. I suspeck the law wasn't meant for application against other libs.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 11, 2022 07:06 PM (OuH7W)

183 making abortion ... legal in all states until the moment of crowning

And if you're born breech, you can never feel safe.

Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2022 07:06 PM (2YhrB)

184 David French is the best David French that David French knows.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 11, 2022 07:06 PM (HsAzN)

185 Margins: blown

Posted by: Max Power at May 11, 2022 07:06 PM (k7+BO)

186 >Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 11, 2022 07:03 PM (MFZ8i)

Wow, I'm so shocked that Pharisee French didn't miss an opportunity to take a whack at evangelicals.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 11, 2022 07:07 PM (+cjJb)

187 When are we going to start talking about mens rights to choose.

To paraphrase one of these women,"being able to select when you start a family is a human right", so when do men get to select when to start a family, or at least waive parental rights and responsbilities.

Men should be given the option to opt-out too.
Posted by: Political McGuffin at May 11, 2022 07:05 PM (NH4Bj)

MGTOW and hand babies. It's the future.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2022 07:07 PM (4I/2K)

188 I think it was the language in the bill that said the attending doctor could grab the newborn infant by the ankles and smash it against the nearest curb.
That was a deal breaker...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 11, 2022 07:03 PM (jTmQV)

Yeah they should have kept it to the floor. They always go one step too far.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 07:07 PM (dscaa)

189 My body, my decision.
Let's love science sexually, ok?
The fetus has a totally separate DNA from the mother. You are making a decision for a totally autonomous person.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 11, 2022 07:03 PM (yt//j)

An atheist nurse that is Pro Life, said that she became pro life when she taught that the moment of conception the DNA was different from the Mother and Father making the Embryo totally different. She was saying this from a purely scientific standpoint

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 11, 2022 07:07 PM (dKiJG)

190 But that means that Schumer calculated that such an evil bill would appeal to Democrat voters. What's their excuse?
Posted by: Splunge at May 11, 2022 07:06 PM (71xoW)



Their thirst for the blood of innocents cannot be sated.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 07:08 PM (yQpMk)

191 185 Margins: blown
Posted by: Max Power at May 11, 2022 07:06 PM (k7+BO)


got a light ?

Posted by: margins at May 11, 2022 07:08 PM (us2H3)

192 Ace, hate to tell you this, but what Kathy Barnette provided was not a DD-214, it was an NGB-22E.

As someone in Twatters put it, it is the functional equivalent of the DD-214.

I am not going to harp about it. It is possible she had lost or misplaced the DD-214. I was never in the military so I have no idea if that is something they give to you when you are discharged or how hard it is to get a replacement if you lost it.

Here is hoping she can knock Oz back to Kansas.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at May 11, 2022 07:08 PM (fe7in)

193 David French is the David French of David French's.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 11, 2022 07:08 PM (sAmhv)

194 Aspen institute is climate change wackos and they didn't give him Emmys either.

Ultra maga trolling

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 07:08 PM (ySQBZ)

195 The Three Amigos.

The only Movie a man needs.

That's how you know that ace is a lying homophobe who is sexually attracted to the other homophobes.
Who lies.

Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2022 07:08 PM (afPr4)

196 >>He's joking jackstraw

Yea, I cracked that mystery. He spends most of his life clowning on the dishonest left.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2022 07:08 PM (ZLI7S)

197 Tucker's new bio:

===

very nice

Posted by: runner at May 11, 2022 07:09 PM (V13WU)

198 Their thirst for the blood of innocents cannot be sated.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I know it's wrong but I take a good measure of glee knowing that they will be judged.

Fairly and completely. As will I.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2022 07:09 PM (Msys3)

199 The Right Rev. David French

Come for the withering condescension.
Stay for the snooty arrogance.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 11, 2022 07:09 PM (HsAzN)

200 Men should be given the option to opt-out too.
Posted by: Political McGuffin at May 11, 2022 07:05 PM (NH4Bj)


Non-person, we are.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Men are the only group left that people are still allowed to line up and take shots at.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 11, 2022 07:09 PM (yt//j)

201 >>Quadrupling down. Weak pullout game.



Deep in the mud is he?

Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2022 07:10 PM (afPr4)

202 Believe me, the dd214s are kept in the Raiders of the lost Ark vault

If you need one for a funeral you go to the top of the request pile. Still 4 weeks.

They have to be hand retrieved if they're over 5 yrs old

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 07:10 PM (ySQBZ)

203 195 The Three Amigos.

The only Movie a man needs.

That's how you know that ace is a lying homophobe who is sexually attracted to the other homophobes.
Who lies.
Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2022 07:08 PM (afPr4


You two need counseling.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2022 07:10 PM (9qSw/)

204 I identify as Elon Musk. Could somebody please put $50 million into my checking account? He was only billionaire I could think of whom I actually like.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 07:11 PM (fF2aM)

205 He also didn't go to Harvard or Yale Law School or to the Aspen Institute.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2022 07:05 PM (ZLI7S)

Yeah, he went to Trinity College - my daughter goes to the same equivalence, same golf league - it's the same shit. She didn't wanted to play golf for them, my answer was no. I wanted her to go to Vanderbilt or Clemson or University of Florida - but oooh no! I got shot down. Now she's graduating from NE Liberal College of Shit - great.

Posted by: Boswell at May 11, 2022 07:11 PM (5iUNf)

206 An atheist nurse that is Pro Life, said that she became pro life when she taught that the moment of conception the DNA was different from the Mother and Father making the Embryo totally different. She was saying this from a purely scientific standpoint


That's 3rd grade science. Duh.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 07:11 PM (ySQBZ)

207 They have to be hand retrieved if they're over 5 yrs old
Posted by: dagny,

Damnit! Okay, I can wait.

Posted by: Pervius Bidenus at May 11, 2022 07:12 PM (Msys3)

208 I hope I'm not alone in praying nightly for the Lord's righteous flame and judgement to appear.

This world has gone plaid psycho

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2022 07:12 PM (9qSw/)

209 How come Super Christian David French only sees overly political Christians on the right?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 07:12 PM (eGTCV)

210 >>>Deep in the mud is he?

Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2022 07:10 PM (afPr4)

He posted a photo of Kathy with Scaramucci in a hallway somewhere. Of course, someone then just replied with a photo of DJT with Scaramucci.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 11, 2022 07:12 PM (QYPq3)

211 The last boy is going to Penn State Engineering

Woke, but not terribly woke.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 07:12 PM (ySQBZ)

212 203 195 The Three Amigos.

The only Movie a man needs.

That's how you know that ace is a lying homophobe who is sexually attracted to the other homophobes.
Who lies.


Zorro the Gay Blade says WHAT, another reason to own physical media, or uploaded to your own server


You two need counseling.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2022 07:10 PM (9qSw/)

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 11, 2022 07:12 PM (dKiJG)

213 Psaki lip licking & hair touching is not a tick, it's a tell.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 11, 2022 07:13 PM (kf6Ak)

214 we need "I DID THAT" Trump stickers to put on PP facilities when they strike down Roe

Posted by: REDACTED at May 11, 2022 07:13 PM (us2H3)

215 Biden's nickname for Trump of King MAGA is kind of a self-own. It's like if Obama named Romney King Penis Missile or something

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 11, 2022 07:13 PM (OuH7W)

216 Old people like flip phones. My mother has one from Tracfone. Only costs $20 every three months.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 11, 2022 06:50 PM (xPl2J)


I have one just like it. $20 for 3 months. And as to my lawn...

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 11, 2022 07:13 PM (F0YaR)

217 An atheist nurse that is Pro Life, said that she became pro life when she taught that the moment of conception the DNA was different from the Mother and Father making the Embryo totally different. She was saying this from a purely scientific standpoint
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

Wow. When you've lost atheists...

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 11, 2022 07:13 PM (yt//j)

218 >>He posted a photo of Kathy with Scaramucci in a hallway somewhere. Of course, someone then just replied with a photo of DJT with Scaramucci.


I'm guessing there's a photo of Grennel IN Scarmucci out there, somewhere.

Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2022 07:14 PM (afPr4)

219 216 Old people like flip phones. My mother has one from Tracfone. Only costs $20 every three months.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 11, 2022 06:50 PM (xPl2J)

I have one just like it. $20 for 3 months. And as to my lawn...
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 11, 2022 07:13 PM (F0YaR)
----
I'm beginning to see the logic of the flip phones with giant cartoon buttons.

Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 07:14 PM (0IeYL)

220 politics attracts the worst people in the world

Posted by: DB at May 11, 2022 07:15 PM (geLO8)

221 "Let's go shopping."

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 11, 2022 07:15 PM (lKAqb)

222 Yeah, he went to Trinity College -

Hartford is a helluva party town

Posted by: REDACTED at May 11, 2022 07:15 PM (us2H3)

223 Comedian Andy Dick arrested for felony sexual battery on livestream
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 11, 2022 06:37 PM (xPl2J)


Not the first time he's been dinged for this sort of thing.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 11, 2022 07:15 PM (ZSK0i)

224 >>> Comedian Andy Dick arrested for felony sexual battery on livestream
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 11, 2022 06:37 PM (xPl2J)


Another comedian had made the claim that it was Andy that got Phil Hartman's wife hooked on the drugs that led to her killing Phil. The current situation looks weird, some kind of RV commune, and Andy was a part of it. Hollyweird

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 07:15 PM (0fVbu)

225 >>>There was some Internet Drama earlier today, which was partly my fault, as people began to wonder why Barnette wasn't producing her DD-214 discharge records...

Does she get 5 pts or 10 pts in the election?
If not, then who cares. This is like making Creepy Pervy produce his CDL.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 11, 2022 07:15 PM (0Ay6l)

226 That's 3rd grade science. Duh.
Posted by: dagny

You wouldn't believe how many people don't know that.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 11, 2022 07:15 PM (yt//j)

227 Between UltraMAGA and King MAGA, I'm thinking we finally got a ringer on the mindfuck marketing team. Moar

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 07:16 PM (dscaa)

228 Uh. Crypto Hoes, is it over? Its like the Elevator Scene from The Shining ffs.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 11, 2022 07:16 PM (R7j4z)

229 Wow. When you've lost atheists...
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 11, 2022 07:13 PM (yt//j)
---
Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden has been against abortion since the mid-80s.

Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2022 07:16 PM (krQz2)

230 politics attracts the worst people in the world
Posted by: DB at May 11, 2022 07:15 PM (geLO

HOAs are the gateway.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2022 07:17 PM (4I/2K)

231 >>Yeah, he went to Trinity College - my daughter goes to the same equivalence, same golf league - it's the same shit. She didn't wanted to play golf for them, my answer was no. I wanted her to go to Vanderbilt or Clemson or University of Florida - but oooh no! I got shot down. Now she's graduating from NE Liberal College of Shit - great.

It's kind of surprising how normal Tucker turned out. He comes from Southern California, went to the very exclusive St George's School in Middletown, RI and then to Trinity. You'd think he would have turned out a typical leftist NPC but he's anything but.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2022 07:17 PM (ZLI7S)

232 And some of the DNA of the child remains in the mother.

Hence the blessedness of Mary the mother of God.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 11, 2022 07:17 PM (lKAqb)

233 Next Biden will christen us the "Always Right".

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 07:17 PM (dscaa)

234 That's 3rd grade science. Duh.
Posted by: dagny

You wouldn't believe how many people don't know that

But they grasp that a Godoodle exists? Or a labradoodle?


Cmon.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 07:17 PM (ySQBZ)

235 Old people like flip phones. My mother has one from Tracfone. Only costs $20 every three months.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 11, 2022 06:50 PM (xPl2J)

My 80 year old mom has a newer Android phone, and she loves it. My dad, on the other hand, seldom used a phone or a computer at all, despite working with machines and electronics for most of his career. It was not that he did know how. He simply did not like it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 11, 2022 07:17 PM (xPJvm)

236 https://tinyurl.com/mr26fdb4
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2022 07:17 PM (2JoB8)

237 Skimming the disgusting abortion bill, it claims that congress gets the power to regulate abortion from the commerce clause, the 14th Amendment, and the "necessary and proper" clause of Sec. 8, Art. I.

What utter nonsense. These so-called lawmakers make a mockery of our constitution. If the Framers were alive and could see the ludicrous way that their words have been so outrageously distorted and used to justify fascistic filth like this, they would probably start shooting these people.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 11, 2022 07:17 PM (k4dH2)

238 >>Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden has been against abortion since the mid-80s.

Posted by: Axeman


wait
The Bruce Dickinson?

Posted by: DB at May 11, 2022 07:17 PM (geLO8)

239 >Uh. Crypto Hoes, is it over? Its like the Elevator Scene from The Shining ffs.
Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 11, 2022 07:16 PM (R7j4z)

Bruh. Looking pretty bleak. Nothing to do but HODL now. Maybe I'll be back in the green in a few years.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 11, 2022 07:18 PM (+cjJb)

240 Posted by: garrett

"crypto sax player" has opinions lol.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 11, 2022 07:18 PM (R7j4z)

241 I want a flipphone. I hate my smartphone and worrying about its screen

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 11, 2022 07:18 PM (OuH7W)

242 Super Karate Ultra MAGA Monkey Death Car

Posted by: 29Victor at May 11, 2022 07:18 PM (BJKQV)

243 Another comedian had made the claim that it was Andy that got Phil Hartman's wife hooked on the drugs that led to her killing Phil. The current situation looks weird, some kind of RV commune, and Andy was a part of it. Hollyweird

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 07:15 PM (0fVbu)
---
That's exactly why Jon Lovitz bounced his head off a marble bar.

Hartman and Lovitz were the closest of friends. You can probably find an old interview of Lovitz where he says this.

Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2022 07:18 PM (krQz2)

244 That's 3rd grade science. Duh.
Posted by: dagny

You wouldn't believe how many people don't know that.
Posted by: rickb223

My 20 yr old, college junior niece asked her Mother, in front of me, if you could get pregnant by touching 'it'.

You know, 'it'.

Mom is a pediatrician of all things.

Ignorance is like the Universe - it knows no bounds.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2022 07:18 PM (ifHdv)

245 okay- which one of you went back in time and stepped on a butterfly?
Posted by: DB

i've seen this. it was Homer Simpson. he did it with his toaster time machine that ace totes loaned him to make a donut run with.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 11, 2022 07:19 PM (UgAdJ)

246 209 How come Super Christian David French only sees overly political Christians on the right?
Posted by: N.L. Urker



I believe in poker, it's called a 'tell'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 11, 2022 07:19 PM (sAmhv)

247 is Tucker in line for some of that Swansons money ??

Posted by: REDACTED at May 11, 2022 07:20 PM (us2H3)

248 "they/theirs" pronouns. Tucker is goofing (or did someone else make up that graphic?) ... but there are some that use third person plural for their pronouns, iirc. like ... multiple personality disorder I guess, not sure.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 11, 2022 07:20 PM (Cus5s)

249 Super Karate Ultra MAGA Monkey Death Car
Posted by: 29Victor at May 11, 2022 07:18 PM (BJKQV)

Yes. Featured in the Jimmy James memoir, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 11, 2022 07:20 PM (xPJvm)

250 I've seen protesters at Schumer's. I think it was his own supporters butthurt because he couldn't get an illegal alien amnesty passed.

Posted by: Hurricane567 at May 11, 2022 07:20 PM (epMYU)

251 it's kind of fucknutz that no GOP president has ever put Limbaugh or some breitbart guy in charge of PBS or NPR. we just don't play to win

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 11, 2022 07:21 PM (OuH7W)

252 Hahahahaha

Reports are the leftie rent a mobs are outside Pelosi's house in SF protesting her for not doing enough to protect child murder.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2022 07:21 PM (9qSw/)

253
I'm pretty sure in third grade I was only then becoming skeptical about the stork coming down the chimney.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 07:21 PM (dQvv7)

254 "Probably"?

Naw. The framers and founding fathers would have been stackin' bodies deep by now. For certain.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 11, 2022 07:21 PM (fPf7z)

255 So things are looking good for MAGA, now the House wants to talk about UFOs. First time in 50 years!!!

Yeah, distraction you think?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 11, 2022 07:21 PM (7bRMQ)

256 #215: If Trump is King MAGA is Biden Prince Puddin' Cup?

Posted by: Mikey NTH: Summer's Here, Get Your Riot Gear at the Outrage Outlet@ at May 11, 2022 07:21 PM (HfND3)

257 The hit Trump put out on Kathy is going to greatly backfire on him with his base. All because he endorsed fucking Dr. Oz.

Richard Grenell @RichardGrenell
Disgusting. She will drag all Republicans down.

She will absolutely lose the General.

There is a difference between radical Islamists and followers of Islam.
Quote Tweet
Kathy Barnette @Kathy4Truth · Apr 10, 2015
Pedophilia is a Cornerstone of Islam ⋆ UFP NEWS http://fb.me/2zuiyNeXH

4:13 PM · May 11, 2022

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 11, 2022 07:21 PM (MFZ8i)

258 SCOTUS - No abortion. So silly.
Dumb fucks - We'll make a law then!

Duh. How does struck down work?

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 11, 2022 07:21 PM (VxKeM)

259 248 "they/theirs" pronouns. Tucker is goofing (or did someone else make up that graphic?) ... but there are some that use third person plural for their pronouns, iirc. like ... multiple personality disorder I guess, not sure.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 11, 2022 07:20 PM (Cus5s)


No idea if it's real, but I can imagine Tucker getting a kick out of making wokies have to call him "they."

Posted by: Splunge at May 11, 2022 07:21 PM (71xoW)

260 I believe that Dick sold Phi's wife the exact pills that she went berserk on.

Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2022 07:21 PM (krQz2)

261 Hartford is a helluva party town
Posted by: REDACTED at May 11, 2022 07:15 PM (us2H3)

Yeah, don't party there unless you want in up in the Connecticut River - tough town.

Fairfield at Fairfield University - my daughter was offered a scholarship there, she turned it down. I think it was a mistake - Division 1 golf without the liberal shit. But she chose what she chose.

Posted by: Boswell at May 11, 2022 07:22 PM (5iUNf)

262 Ignorance is like the Universe - it knows no bounds.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2022 07:18 PM (ifHdv)


I do remember a 7th grade girl conversation that if a sperm cell was the smallest cell, why couldn't it swim through the other cells to reach the egg. Hence the dangers of bjs.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 07:22 PM (ySQBZ)

263 I’m so ashamed I watched more than five seconds of that last piss-Saki video.

Posted by: Turn Two at May 11, 2022 07:22 PM (jPtGI)

264 I mentioned this earlier but when you can't afford baby formula to feed your child, your support for abortion probably is going to be low.

Posted by: Max Power at May 11, 2022 07:23 PM (k7+BO)

265 The news I read and Andy Dick is that he was arrested in Orange County.
Hardly Hollywood, but I haven't been there in a while.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 11, 2022 07:23 PM (jTmQV)

266 How about a law that no law can be passed if there isn't time to read it? E.g., if the law has 100,000 words and typical reading speed is 125 words per minute, then you would need 800 minutes or 13 hours to read it. So the law would say something like you would have to wait at least 5 times reading time to pass the law--say 65 hours in this case.

Posted by: Dave at May 11, 2022 07:23 PM (mXUCw)

267 I'm pretty sure in third grade I was only then becoming skeptical about the stork coming down the chimney.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Okay, for the last time;

Storks bring white babies.
Blackbirds bring black babies.

And swallows bring no babies at all!

Posted by: The Entire Joke at May 11, 2022 07:23 PM (ifHdv)

268 Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant; 1h
Bill Clinton's 'special advisor' who let Jeffrey Epstein into the White House dies at 59

||Bill Clinton's 'special advisor' dies at 59
Mark Middleton's family said that he passed away on Saturday at the age of 59 in a statement which did not reveal the cause of death.||

https://nitter.net/ezralevant/status/
1524511048417566721#m

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 11, 2022 07:23 PM (Jtln5)

269 Anybody know why out man in Moscow John Sullivan visited (Russia's) Ministry of International Affairs today?

Posted by: runner at May 11, 2022 07:23 PM (V13WU)

270 Bruce Dickinson is just awesome piled on top of awesome.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 11, 2022 07:23 PM (La6gB)

271 >>> Hartman and Lovitz were the closest of friends. You can probably find an old interview of Lovitz where he says this.
Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2022 07:18 PM (krQz2)


Wow look at the photo of Phil on Wikipedia from '78. You can hardly even recognize him. He was 30. Chick Hazard Private Eye. He was great on everything.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 07:24 PM (0fVbu)

272 229 Wow. When you've lost atheists...
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 11, 2022 07:13 PM (yt//j)
---
Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden has been against abortion since the mid-80s.
Posted by: Axeman



Anti abortion song from 1977. Bodies by The Sex Pistols.

https://youtu.be/yzFFtBsl5ps

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 11, 2022 07:24 PM (sAmhv)

273 I'm liking Kathy Barnette more and more but she's starting to feel like the kind of gal candidate ace used to DESPISE. That said I'm happy ewok has "moved on".

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 07:24 PM (dscaa)

274 262 I do remember a 7th grade girl conversation that if a sperm cell was the smallest cell, why couldn't it swim through the other cells to reach the egg. Hence the dangers of bjs.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 07:22 PM (ySQBZ)


That is absolutely hilarious. The whole idea of a sperm cell going on a Lemmiwinks-like journey to find a distant egg cracks me up.

Posted by: Splunge at May 11, 2022 07:24 PM (71xoW)

275 Tucker (or his bosses) is not permitting any mention of 2000 Mules on his show

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at May 11, 2022 07:24 PM (L9Ewk)

276 46 Sen Warren thinks that 51 senators is a minority

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 11, 2022 06:43 PM (OuH7W)
----------------------

Math hard, kemo sabe. Heap big numbers.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 11, 2022 07:24 PM (lNHqD)

277 I have never gotten the stoopid pronoun thing. Shouldn't it be second person, as in "you?" You know, like someone talking directly to you.

Next time some asshoe asks for for my pronouns, it's gonna be "you " and "y'all." As for what anyone says when not directly addressing me, who gives a shit?

Fucking stupid bullshit. All of it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 11, 2022 07:24 PM (xPJvm)

278 "National Center For Transgender Equality" must be met equally, and the debate started.

So, tonight, I announce the formation of "National Center For Transgender Suppression" or, for short, "Nats".

Our mission at Nats is to annoy Democrats, like a constantly buzzing little bug, to refer mentally ill people to appropriate asylum care, and encourage prosecution of groomers, especially public employees who use positions of trust to attempt to sexualize small children.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 11, 2022 07:25 PM (A9kSL)

279 Having a month or so ago finally bought a decent smart phone went for the best case protection I could get, phone is still in pristine condition inside its 360 degree case

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2022 07:25 PM (2JoB8)

280 "SCREAM FOR ME LONG BEACH"

Posted by: Up the Irons! at May 11, 2022 07:25 PM (afPr4)

281 "251 it's kind of fucknutz that no GOP president has ever put Limbaugh or some breitbart guy in charge of PBS or NPR. we just don't play to win

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 11, 2022 07:21 PM (OuH7W) "

no kidding, it's not like they haven't been giving us every clue that the hate us and want us dead just like the demonrats but can't say it out loud or their income stream would fail.

I wanted Milo Yiannopoulos for PDT's press secretary.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at May 11, 2022 07:26 PM (jA0b8)

282 Yes. Featured in the Jimmy James memoir, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 11, 2022 07:20 PM (xPJvm)

Trump had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street. Many days no business come to his hut. But Trump has fear? A thousand times no. Trump never doubted himself for a minute for he knew that his monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 11, 2022 07:26 PM (BJKQV)

283 DJT would have endorsed Kathy Barnett she would be running away with this.

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2022 07:26 PM (2JoB8)

284 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at May 11, 2022 07:26 PM (uywL/)

285 Dr. Oz repeatedly booed by crowd at Donald Trump rally held for the Pennsylvania GOP Senate hopeful
https://t.co/EYm0yPrNcj

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 11, 2022 07:26 PM (MFZ8i)

286 44 That's 3rd grade science. Duh.
Posted by: dagny

You wouldn't believe how many people don't know that.
Posted by: rickb223

My 20 yr old, college junior niece asked her Mother, in front of me, if you could get pregnant by touching 'it'.
You know, 'it'.
Mom is a pediatrician of all things.
Ignorance is like the Universe - it knows no bounds.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2022 07:18 PM (ifHdv)
Did she mean her 'it', or the guy's 'it'?

Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2022 07:27 PM (0OP+5)

287 I'm beginning to see the logic of the flip phones with giant cartoon buttons.

Even FSJ can easily use one.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 11, 2022 07:27 PM (Xrfse)

288 Did cardinals bring Indian babies and canaries bring Asian babies?

And what of the stripe-breasted tit?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 11, 2022 07:27 PM (HsAzN)

289 >>Next time some asshoe asks for for my pronouns, it's gonna be "you " and "y'all."



"FUCK YOU. THAT'S my pronoun.

Mitch & Murray sent me."

Posted by: DB at May 11, 2022 07:27 PM (geLO8)

290 Wasn't Ultra-MAGA a Transformer?

Posted by: Optimus Prime at May 11, 2022 07:27 PM (AD14M)

291 The party that abhors any kind of individuality supposedly believes everyone should get their own pronoun.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 07:27 PM (dscaa)

292 for he knew that his monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 11, 2022 07:26 PM (BJKQV)

This is good

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 11, 2022 07:27 PM (M+Lyo)

293 A video for Kathy Barnett is at the end of Bad Blue Tweets
Link up a little

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2022 07:27 PM (2JoB8)

294 My pronouns are F & U.

Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 07:28 PM (0IeYL)

295 Wow look at the photo of Phil on Wikipedia from '78. You can hardly even recognize him. He was 30. Chick Hazard Private Eye. He was great on everything.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 07:24 PM (0fVbu)

He co-created Pee-wee Herman. So, yeah.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 11, 2022 07:28 PM (BJKQV)

296 Barnette is not a witch, and produced her DD214. Now, let's talk about that blackface situation. Does she or her campaign have a comment ??

Posted by: runner at May 11, 2022 07:28 PM (V13WU)

297 You really do not want a government that can commandeer the operations of a private business to resolve its factory problems. The formula shortage is really bad and only now getting attention, but that doesn't mean there is a general governmental solution.

Gee, Erick, why do you think there are factory problems? Could it possibly be related to poor policy from the government?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 07:28 PM (KZzsI)

298 Did she mean her 'it', or the guy's 'it'?
Posted by: Eromero

Good question. I should have been more clear - a penis.


A glorious, diamond hard, blue-veined throbber.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2022 07:28 PM (ifHdv)

299 And what of the stripe-breasted tit?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 11, 2022 07:27 PM (HsAzN)

There is also the Bushtit

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 11, 2022 07:28 PM (M+Lyo)

300 Ultra MAGA gets your white supremacy its whitest white.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2022 07:29 PM (uywL/)

301 Cousin It

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2022 07:29 PM (aIbh3)

302 So ettes, who was hotter in their prime:

Val Kilmer
Brendan Frazier
Mel Gibson
Tom Selleck

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 07:29 PM (KZzsI)

303 like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 11, 2022 07:26 PM (BJKQV)

News Radio is my all-time favorite sit-com, and Stephen Root is an yuge part of that. As is most of the cast.

Except Andy "Dick" Dick.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 11, 2022 07:29 PM (xPJvm)

304 299 And what of the stripe-breasted tit?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 11, 2022 07:27 PM (HsAzN)

There is also the Bushtit
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 11, 2022 07:28 PM (M+Lyo)


And the Great Tit. Really, that exists.

Posted by: Splunge at May 11, 2022 07:30 PM (71xoW)

305 all pronoun usage is groomer ally talk, it's not enough to be anti-groomer, one must be actively anti-groomer and anti-pronoun

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 11, 2022 07:30 PM (OuH7W)

306 299 And what of the stripe-breasted tit?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 11, 2022 07:27 PM (HsAzN)

There is also the Bushtit
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 11, 2022 07:28 PM (M+Lyo)

---------

To say nothing of the Blue-Veined Boobie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2022 07:30 PM (uywL/)

307 osted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 11, 2022 07:25 PM (A9kSL

Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 07:30 PM (fF2aM)

308 Barnette is not a witch

===

How do you know? Does she weigh more than a duck?

Posted by: Worldly Priest at May 11, 2022 07:30 PM (AD14M)

309 Newsradio - Best sitcom ever? Or best sitcom of all time?

Posted by: 29Victor at May 11, 2022 07:30 PM (BJKQV)

310 302 So ettes, who was hotter in their prime:

Val Kilmer
Brendan Frazier
Mel Gibson
Tom Selleck
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 07:29 PM (KZzsI)


Why didn't you include Brian Stelter?

Posted by: Splunge at May 11, 2022 07:30 PM (71xoW)

311 280 "SCREAM FOR ME LONG BEACH"

Posted by: Up the Irons! at May 11, 2022 07:25 PM (afPr4)
----------------------

As a youth, I wore out at least three copies of Live After Death on cassette. Still to this day the greatest live album ever made.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 11, 2022 07:30 PM (lNHqD)

312 lol, I also wonder if Tucker won an emmy. like they would ever allow that. what a piss taker

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 11, 2022 07:31 PM (OuH7W)

313 But that means that Schumer calculated that such an evil bill would appeal to Democrat voters. What's their excuse?
Posted by: Splunge at May 11, 2022 07:06 PM (71xoW)


Most Americans believe that overturning Roe means that abortion will be illegal nationwide. They will never know what was in the bill. They will only know that super-ultra-MAGA Republicans prevented them from being able to kill the unborn and that they might need to give a moment's thought to what they do with their parts.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 11, 2022 07:31 PM (z99Zw)

314 300 may be a threadwinner ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at May 11, 2022 07:31 PM (jA0b8)

315 The whole pronoun thing is just a way to identify the non-woke so they can be attacked.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2022 07:31 PM (9qSw/)

316 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 07:29 PM (KZzsI)

I don't know who Brendan Frazier is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 07:31 PM (fF2aM)

317 Val Kilmer
Brendan Frazier
Mel Gibson
Tom Selleck

I have no idea who the first 2 are.

My choices are Sam Heughan and 1963 James Bond

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 07:31 PM (ySQBZ)

318 This one's confusing:

White-backed black tit (Melaniparus leuconotus)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 11, 2022 07:31 PM (HsAzN)

319 Val Kilmer
Brendan Frazier
Mel Gibson
Tom Selleck
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 07:29 PM (KZzsI)

No Wilford Brimley ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 11, 2022 07:31 PM (M+Lyo)

320 CAFE IS OPEN
NOOD

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2022 07:31 PM (2JoB8)

321 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at May 11, 2022 07:32 PM (arJlL)

322 Tom Selleck
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 07:29 PM (KZzsI)

My wife loves Blue Bloods Selleck, but also in Quigley Down Under. Not sure she ever saw Magnum PI. She coos a lot.

that's okay. I got Rachel Weiss.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 11, 2022 07:32 PM (xPJvm)

323 Kathy Barnett looks unstoppable.

Grit, Determination, truth.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 11, 2022 07:32 PM (lKAqb)

324 Barnette is not a witch

===

How do you know? Does she weigh more than a duck?
Posted by: Worldly Priest at May 11, 2022 07:30

What happened to that woman who said she's not a witch?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 07:32 PM (eGTCV)

325 >>> Why didn't you include Brian Stelter?
Posted by: Splunge at May 11, 2022 07:30 PM (71xoW)

He hasn't reached his prime yet. Constantly ascending.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 07:32 PM (0fVbu)

326 310 302 So ettes, who was hotter in their prime:

Val Kilmer
Brendan Frazier
Mel Gibson
Tom Selleck
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 07:29 PM (KZzsI)

Why didn't you include Brian Stelter?
Posted by: Splunge



He's a sex machine.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 11, 2022 07:32 PM (sAmhv)

327 A fascinating thing is happening in Ukraine, outside of which side is winning or losing. After over 100 years of complete dominance in combat, the Heavy Battle Tank may be obsolete - not just the Russian models, everyone's. The anti-tank weapons have gotten too good, especially when mounted on cheap drones. The tank formations have been neutralized and are turning out to be completely ineffective.

Reminds me of how heavy personal armor became obsolete due to longbows and heavy crossbows.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 11, 2022 07:32 PM (trdmm)

328
In certain locations, and certain ages of infants boiling the water is imperative before adding the formula.

In certain parts of the world the water is so shaky they use Coca-Cola.

But never create a crisis of ignorance, and let it go to waste.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 07:33 PM (dQvv7)

329 My actual pronouns are Go/Fuck/yourself

But I'm oppressed into keeping that quiet

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 07:33 PM (ySQBZ)

330 Believe me, the dd214s are kept in the Raiders of the lost Ark vault

If you need one for a funeral you go to the top of the request pile. Still 4 weeks.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 07:10 PM (ySQBZ)


When I was getting out of the Navy, one of the things they told us to do was to register our DD-214 at our county courthouse immediately because if we needed a copy it would take a while.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 11, 2022 07:33 PM (z99Zw)

331 Steve Martin was always that feelgood thespian that I just couldn't get enough of, much like Jim Carey.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 11, 2022 07:33 PM (aeMRC)

332 Redstate (i know. . .i know) had a article to provide context on the BLM/Defund hastags she used along with full videos instead of the badly edited ones.

https:// redstate.com/jeffc/2022/05/11 /no-kathy-barnette-did-not- support-black-lives-matter-riots-or-demonize-police-n563065

Posted by: redchief at May 11, 2022 07:34 PM (+emvj)

333 So, I went out and got the local paper and I see that our incompetent crook of a mayor dedicated a new $1M six port solar powered car charging station at City Hall. Solar powered. With a peak output of 24kw. So if my math is correct, it can charge one Tesla X between the hours of 10AM and 2PM.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

334 At some point you have to wonder about who is advising Donald Trump because he is totally out of touch with his base these days. It reminds me of when he gave Diane Feinstein an orgasm saying he was for an assault weapons ban in 2018. https://tinyurl.com/2p8vumtr

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
At the rally last night, Trump introduces the owner of covid vaccine producer J+J, and is greeted with hostile silence from the crowd. "This guy's got cash like nobody's got cash."
81.3K views
0:23 / 0:26
9:43 AM · May 7, 2022

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 11, 2022 07:35 PM (MFZ8i)

335 I don't know who Brendan Frazier is.

He did a lot of fun stuff, particularly The Mummy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 07:35 PM (KZzsI)

336 NGB-22e is just the National Guard version of the DD-214.

"The National Guard discharge document is known as NGB-22 and you won't get credit for serving in the Guard without it. For all intents and purposes, it is exactly like the DD214-the NGB-22 shows the nature of your discharge, time served and other critical information a recruiter would need to process your enlistment."

Posted by: redchief at May 11, 2022 07:35 PM (+emvj)

337 I am reading a book set in 1969 North Carolina, and the clueless author has 20-somethings using "dude" and "hot" in speech.

The editor must be a clueless as the author.

You'd think a publisher would at least assign a secondary editor to look for this, but no.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 11, 2022 07:35 PM (KiBMU)

338 People always say to me, when they hear Boswell spawn plays college golf: "oh yeah, I want to play golf with your daughter..."

No, you don't - she plays golf like I do work. She says nothing and just plays - and then in the end, to her, it's completely unsatisfying.

She won her last college golf tournament shooting a final round of 77 and complained to us she could have shot way better. Yeah, no one wants to play a round for fun with that person...like not ever.

Posted by: Boswell at May 11, 2022 07:36 PM (5iUNf)

339 I saw plaid psycho open for Talking Heads at the Capital Center in 1985.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2022 07:36 PM (5p7BC)

340 258 SCOTUS - No abortion. So silly.
Dumb fucks - We'll make a law then!

Duh. How does struck down work?
***

Actually what the Supreme Court (draft) says is that Roe v. Wade and PP v. Casey are struck down. They were struck down because they created a federal constitutional right to abortion that was based on nothing but bullshit (emanations and penumbras).

The Supreme Court said that they are striking down these ill-considered and unworkable laws because they should never have been created by the justices in the first place. The court's job is to interpret laws, not to create them. Creating laws is the job of legislatures. So the court said they are returning the issue of abortion to the states' legislatures, which is where the issue should have been left in the first place.

So now congress, not content to let the issue be handled by the individual states, as our system was designed to do, swoops in tries to pass a giant federal abortion law, even though nothing in the constitution gives congress the right to regulate abortion (not that lacking the constitutional power to do something has ever stopped them before).

It is yet another federal power grab.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 11, 2022 07:37 PM (k4dH2)

341 Psaki?..."Lizard"

Posted by: Birddog at May 11, 2022 07:37 PM (uAI4S)

342 Val Kilme; see Top Secret, Real Genius, Heat, Tombstone, etc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 07:39 PM (KZzsI)

343 SMOKING GUN: Whistleblowers reveal the FBI has labeled dozens of investigations into parents with a threat tag created by the FBI’s Counterterrorism Division

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 11, 2022 07:39 PM (QYPq3)

344 I had the new nic before ultra maga was cool.... Yesterday

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 11, 2022 07:43 PM (0OmEj)

345 No, you don't - she plays golf like I do work. She says nothing and just plays - and then in the end, to her, it's completely unsatisfying.
---
I get it. My neice was a fantastic softball player. Her independent league team won a national championship. She was offerred a full scholarship to a prestigious private school, which she refused. She said she didn't want to play for any school that couldn't compete for a national championship.

She has a great career and she's a great mom now. She has her children enrolled in softball and baseball. I hope this will allow her to rediscover her original love of the game.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 11, 2022 07:47 PM (sWM8x)

346 You missed the "I support the latest thing" flag on Tucker's bio. He's gotta make sure all the virtue points possible are earned for when the Fox contract runs out and it's time for him to head on over to CNN or MSDNC.

Posted by: Hillary's jock strap at May 11, 2022 08:12 PM (ejBsR)

347 Not everyone was for Trump in the beginning but it is worth pointing out that Kathy Barnette was VERY much against him in the 2016 election. Somebody dug up some old tweets of hers.

Posted by: cjhmhch at May 11, 2022 09:18 PM (eSgwh)

348 Correction: Kate Smith will be senior director of news content at PP, not president. Also, as NR pointed out, she has always worked for PP, just her paycheck says PP now instead of CBS.

Posted by: Lucas at May 12, 2022 12:34 PM (5DTn7)

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