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NBC "News" Writes Maudlin, Manipulative Piece About One Woman's Quest to Make One Texas School Board Safe for Critical Race Theory
She wanted to stand up for the "nonpartisan" values of critical race theory and teaching about homosexuality and transgenderism in kindergarten.
"Lord God," she prayed aloud as she pulled up to a voting location a few minutes later, "allow me to win this victory today for the people of Fort Bend County, and for all of the students who are counting on us." "Amen," her kids said from the back seat. Lewis believes that God hears all prayers, but still, she knows the answer isn't always yes. By sundown, she and other Texas school board candidates would have the results of what have become increasingly contentious races -- centered on culture war battles over the ways schools address racism, gender and sexuality. The results that night would be mixed: Conservative candidates would sweep to victory in several races where they'd received support from right-wing political action committees, while falling short in some suburban contests in which progressive candidates ran well-funded campaigns. Lewis was hoping she would be among those celebrating. ... Lewis decided to run after seeing conservatives sweep to power in neighboring school districts. "I just thought, 'If not me, then who?'" she said. ... "The partisanship and the politicization of the race here in Fort Bend County has caused so much division that we've lost sight of what this is all about, which is supporting teachers and providing the best possible education for all students," Lewis said early Saturday as she prepared to greet voters.
LOL.
One of her opponents, a 38-year-old insurance agent named David Hamilton, promised he would keep "critical race theory" out of Fort Bend schools, referring to the academic study of systemic racism, which conservatives have redefined to criticize lessons on race.
Hamilton, who's white, also made headlines last month after a group of parents publicized several controversial posts he'd made on his personal social media pages, including a tweet that accused liberals of wanting to "sexualize kindergarteners." Hamilton's campaign didn't respond to messages requesting an interview, but in an earlier statement shared with reporters, it said he was "committed to equality and justice for all people."I wonder why Hamilton, who's white, didn't respond to messages requesting an interview.
Falsely? This book -- CONTENT WARNING -- is one of the books they are surely referring to, a book which contains graphic illustrations of an underaged boy giving a blowjob to an adult man. Dick right in the mouth. "Falsely."
With conservative groups spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to win seats on school boards across Texas, Lewis tried to position herself as a stark alternative: a Black mother who ran a campaign openly defending the types of diversity and inclusion efforts that have come under attack from Republicans over the past year. Outside the polling site Saturday morning, Lewis said she hoped her message was resonating. "Hi, my name is Orjanel Lewis," she shouted to an older couple before they headed inside to vote. "I hope I can count on your support for school board today." The couple glanced toward her, but didn't respond. Lewis sighed. "It's not a good sign," she said, "when they avoid making eye contact with you." ... All of the candidates running for a pair of seats on the school board, including Hamilton, said they believed the district's diversity is one of its strengths. (Just 15 percent of the district's students are white. The rest are split evenly among Black, Asian and Latino.) But only Lewis was outspoken in her support of district policies implemented in recent years with the goal of reducing racial disparities in student discipline and academic outcomes. That position drew progressives to her side, while also making her a target. Last month, some community members circulated digital flyers, designed to look like candidate questionnaires, falsely claiming that Lewis supported giving students "easy access to porns," seeming to reference Lewis' opposition to attempts to ban books that contain descriptions of sex and LGBTQ storylines.
... Freedom Action Matters, a local conservative activist group that had endorsed Hamilton, separately posted a video last month in which one of its members accused Lewis of wanting to teach that some children are inherently oppressors. "They're going to push CRT, they're going to push the gender agenda, the LGBTQ agenda," Hamilton, who was interviewed in the video, said. "All of that stuff is coming to Fort Bend ISD if I lose." Lewis called those accusations "ridiculous." "Nobody is trying to teach kids that they're oppressors or victims because of their race," she said. "Nobody is saying that."That is exactly what CRT seeks to teach.
... Even with the fundraising advantage, Lewis was feeling uneasy Saturday afternoon.Yes, this downtrodden oppressed underdog had the fundraising advantage. NBC "News" just blips by that in a hurry.
She'd been hoping for a bigger election day turnout from neighborhoods where she'd been expecting significant support. So, with hours to go until the polls closed, her campaign fired off a text message to thousands of likely voters in the area. Writing in sharp, partisan language that Lewis had avoided up until that point, the text blast called Hamilton a "Trump wannabe" and told voters this was their last chance to stop him: "If you haven't already voted and don't vote today, you'll have a Trump-style radical right-wing trustee and there won't be anything else anyone can do about it." Soon, Lewis' phone was buzzing with responses from some of the people who'd received the message. Most of the replies were supportive, but not all of them. "Don't message me again with your critical race theory bulls---," one person wrote.The "news" article highlights one (1) message that responded with the n-word. But... that's one (1) message -- and that kind of happens when you blast out a highly insulting, divisive text message to random phone numbers on the internet, doesn't it? So, finally: the day went well for conservatives.
... Patriot Mobile Action, a PAC run by a cellphone company that markets itself to Christian conservatives, had spent $400,000 backing 11 school board candidates in the suburbs surrounding Fort Worth who, the group said, would "protect our children" and "keep critical race theory out of our classrooms." All but one of the 11 candidates won their elections, including a couple who claimed more than 70 percent of the vote. The only Patriot Mobile-supported candidate who didn't win outright advanced to a runoff election in June. Elsewhere, the results were more mixed. In Dripping Springs, a fast-growing Austin suburb, a pair of conservative candidates who were endorsed by Rep. Chip Roy -- heralded by one of their campaigns as "America's most conservative congressman" -- won two school board seats, narrowly defeating an incumbent and another challenger. In Katy, a Houston suburb, a mom who'd sought to ban graphic novels about Black middle school-age boys and falsely accused another school board candidate of being a child "predator," lost her race. But another candidate in Katy who said he was running to stop schools from teaching critical race theory and sexualizing children won a different seat on the school board. Meanwhile, in the affluent Eanes Independent School District in Travis County, an incumbent school board member who'd received support from liberal groups narrowly fended off a challenge from a conservative candidate who raised a staggering $160,000 for his campaign. ... The final update of the night came around 11 p.m. In a school district that serves 78,000 students, Lewis lost by 544 votes. ... She thought of all the hours she'd put into campaigning. The insults and racist accusations from strangers. The nights away from her children, who were passed out on a pair of armchairs in the community center. Despite the outcome, Lewis said she was proud of the race she ran. "I think I did everything that I could." And yet, as the last of her supporters headed for their cars, she couldn't help but cry.Womp womp. Ric Grennell just emailed me and said "THIS IS KATHY BARNETTE"
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 11, 2022 02:45 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: chainsaW@chainsaw.com at May 11, 2022 02:45 PM (W7im9)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 11, 2022 02:46 PM (N1tpc)
I'm not going to give someone a hard time because their unreliable grift-tom-a-tor isn't matching my unreliable grift-tom-a-tor on a particular person.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 02:46 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 02:46 PM (2+ECd)
Despite the outcome, Lewis said she was proud of the race she ran.
"I think I did everything that I could."
And yet, as the last of her supporters headed for their cars, she couldn't help but cry.
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So, she lost. The news channel spent thousands, if not tens of thousands, of dollars on a reporter's time (not to mention the crew) to follow a loser of a local race around?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 02:47 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 02:47 PM (qbmV0)
Posted by: Squid at May 11, 2022 02:47 PM (TOOvz)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2022 02:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2022 02:49 PM (qTwBO)
I hope she saved them, they're delicious. Ebay FTW.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 11, 2022 02:49 PM (5kI0z)
Kavanaugh Eases Tensions With Protesters By Throwing Good, Old-Fashioned Kegger
https://tinyurl.com/4uthhmf2
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Reposting the willow because funny, from the Bee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hands at May 11, 2022 02:50 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Iris at May 11, 2022 02:50 PM (DibdT)
Finally. A feel-good story.
Posted by: Auspex at May 11, 2022 02:50 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 11, 2022 02:50 PM (FfhWb)
They cry about being called predators. GOOD. Make the predators cry more.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 11, 2022 02:50 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 11, 2022 02:51 PM (KMmDq)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 02:51 PM (DRSnL)
Think about that for a minute.
Democrats and the Alt-Left called us "racists" for opposing something they said doesn't exist and doesn't happen in schools.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 11, 2022 02:51 PM (FfhWb)
Self-immolation would make a powerful statement, Orjanel.
Posted by: Billy Bass at May 11, 2022 02:52 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 11, 2022 02:52 PM (KMmDq)
Well, there's your problem. This isn't about supporting teachers. It has absolutely zip to do with that. It's about educating students, period, end of sentence. The fact that you don't get that disqualifies you immediately.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 02:52 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 02:52 PM (yQpMk)
They cry about being called predators. GOOD. Make the predators cry more.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 11, 2022 02:50 PM (N1tpc)
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According to a post from ace yesterday (I think), the groomers are trying to take back the groomer label.
"Yes, I'm grooming your kid," undermining the very idea of "born that way" but they don't care because they are in power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 02:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ace at May 11, 2022 02:52 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Corona-exile_back_in_exile at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (Ost4W)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (5kI0z)
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If you're crying about politics, you aren't mature enough to participate.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Hands at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (44ww/)
That was actually the original title of the book, but they caught themselves in time.
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Matticus Finch at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (mENHL)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: 7man at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MAN WITH THREE ANI at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM (d87cY)
Posted by: AllahPundit at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 02:51 PM (DRSnL)
Someone so stupid that they thought Orajel was a contraceptive jelly when they went to CVS.
Posted by: Roy at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM (Ti+Tv)
Somone who was not thinking clearly after a massive dose of drugs to help ease the pain of childbirth.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM (fF2aM)
Well, there's your problem. This isn't about supporting teachers. It has absolutely zip to do with that. It's about educating students, period, end of sentence. The fact that you don't get that disqualifies you immediately.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 02:52 PM (ZsR3z)
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The only way to support teachers is to establish an organization dedicated to raising their pay no matter their performance, protecting the worst ones from their inability to actually teach, and finding ways to extract funds from the teachers and taxpayers in a never-ending loop of incestuous corruption.
Anyone have any ideas how we could pull this off?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM (LvTSG)
Unbelievable.
Go pound sand, sweetie. And maybe read the Constitution.
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM (haWye)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Jaded looking Asian massager woman at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 11, 2022 02:50 PM (N1tpc)
It's just a parody, bro! It's just a parody! Like South Park!
Posted by: Just Some Groomer at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: brak at May 11, 2022 02:55 PM (KR4lF)
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 02:55 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2022 02:55 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 11, 2022 02:55 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2022 02:55 PM (M/CBb)
Posted by: Hands at May 11, 2022 02:55 PM (786Ro)
Who the hell is stupid enough to send that text from a non burner number? Ffs, she deserves being yelled at for that alone.
Posted by: alexthechick at May 11, 2022 02:55 PM (jclkD)
Sin Eaters, instead, white people have to eat fast food that have been placed upon non white dead at funerals and hoot n nannies .
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 11, 2022 02:55 PM (J8LnB)
Math scores are down, reading scores are way down, and the majority of US students can't identify their own country on a world map. They do, however know how to perform perverted sexual acts, and that socialism is the best form of government.
Even giving them the benefit of the doubt on their motives, they have failed.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 11, 2022 02:56 PM (5kI0z)
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You wouldn't have TeeVee without Cathode Ray Tubes.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 11, 2022 02:56 PM (KMmDq)
This book -- CONTENT WARNING -- is one of the books they are surely referring to, a book which contains graphic illustrations of an underaged boy giving a blowjob to an adult man. Dick right in the mouth.
"Falsely."
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Look, Ace, this is being misrepresented. Pornography is graphic depictions of sex or sexual activity for the purpose of engendering prurient interest. This book contains graphic depictions of sex or sexual activity for the purpose of promoting tolerance and acceptance of all sexual bodies!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 02:56 PM (DU+/6)
-- The MSM
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As I tell my friends Putin is just doing what Lincoln did.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 11, 2022 02:57 PM (KMmDq)
Even though CRT won't be available, you have plenty of other weapons to stunt educational achievement in your district.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 11, 2022 02:57 PM (+UdNK)
Posted by: Hands at May 11, 2022 02:57 PM (786Ro)
I'M WORTH $8M BUT IF YOU TRY TO CHARGE ME $0.70 FOR A VANITY DRINK, SO HELP ME G-D I WILL GLUE MYSELF TO EVERY FUCKING BUILDING IN THIS CITY.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Posted by: JAMES CROMWELL at May 11, 2022 02:57 PM (rzne3)
Posted by: Auspex at May 11, 2022 02:57 PM (Xo3T0)
You need to use the power you've acquired to make gains and changes for your voters instantly.
Don't allow opposition to build. Just pass the laws or changes in policy and keep going.
Now, we'll see if those political victories meant something or nothing.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2022 02:57 PM (OK0YZ)
Anyone have any ideas how we could pull this off?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM
As someone with some chemistry education, I'd say we need to make sure all of the components have their correct number of electrons, so that they're unionized.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 02:58 PM (a3Q+t)
Because liberals/progressive never spend money om campaigns It is all just pure compassion and commitment and volunteers and legwork. Pure as the driven snow.
Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2022 02:58 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Texican ette at May 11, 2022 02:58 PM (KNAVF)
Does the article mention that anywhere?
Oh yes, I see, at the very end. Almost missed that part of the story.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 11, 2022 02:58 PM (sX1BW)
It will still be taught, just under some anodyne name like "all puppies are cute". It won't stop until some people lose their jobs and/or visit the gray bar hotel for a spell.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 02:58 PM (ZsR3z)
Even though CRT won't be available, you have plenty of other weapons to stunt educational achievement in your district.
Posted by: 2009Refugee
I hear the library would like some help during a couple of kids hours...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2022 02:58 PM (qTwBO)
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The Race Card, like any dated product, needs to rebrand itself with they young uns.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 11, 2022 02:58 PM (KMmDq)
Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 02:59 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2022 02:59 PM (63Dwl)
I guess they didn't want to circle back at the end about what conclusion might be deduced from that answer?
Posted by: TexasDan at May 11, 2022 02:59 PM (aMA7g)
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At least there's that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 02:59 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 02:59 PM (ZsR3z)
How false was that accusation, NBC? Because if it was a teacher that likes to post on TikTok, well... there might some validity to that accusation.
Posted by: pookysgirl, tapping her chin at May 11, 2022 02:59 PM (XKZwp)
He's right. I live in a Democrat area; they have absolute blinders on, even as their economic situation deteriorates, their children are actively sexualized, and the reality of possible nuclear fucking war increasingly stares us in the face.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 11, 2022 03:00 PM (Yawo6)
Posted by: Hands"
That 15% is responsible for any problems of the other 85% and diversity dictates they must be reduced to zero.
Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2022 03:00 PM (MxEKc)
I only wish the margin of victory for Hamilton was significantly larger. That would have made it a happier ending.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 11, 2022 03:00 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 02:56 PM (DU+/6)
FIFY
Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2022 03:00 PM (OK0YZ)
Telling them they are victims is as big a part of CRT as telling the white kids they are oppressors. Plus it helps excuse the poor academic performance.
Posted by: brak at May 11, 2022 03:00 PM (KR4lF)
Posted by: Hands at May 11, 2022 02:57 PM (786Ro)
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It's indoctrination for both sides to make sure everyone understands who's being oppressed and who are the oppressors.
Posted by: WisRich at May 11, 2022 03:00 PM (G0vdT)
I'm proud of the race she ran, too, and I hope lots of other liberals and Dems run similar campaigns they can be proud of, too.
Posted by: Grimmy at May 11, 2022 03:00 PM (xRToj)
Posted by: Texican ette
Heh. I've got mine right here, and I'm playing the song: "My Heart Pumps Purple Piss Just For Democrats".
Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2022 03:00 PM (cE4C5)
Posted by: Archimedes
Move all the food and drinks out of his reach and then ignore him.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2022 03:00 PM (qTwBO)
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Come to think of it, why did he bring glue to a starbucks anyway?
Perhaps it was fake, and an op.
Posted by: 496 at May 11, 2022 03:01 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM
As someone with some chemistry education, I'd say we need to make sure all of the components have their correct number of electrons, so that they're unionized.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 02:58 PM (a3Q+t)
I think you mean idolized.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 11, 2022 03:01 PM (aMA7g)
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 11, 2022 03:01 PM (S1S3K)
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Posted by: JAMES CROMWELL at May 11, 2022 02:57 PM (rzne3)
That'll do, geezer. That'll do.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 03:01 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2022 03:01 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2022 02:55 PM (MxEKc)
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Fun exercise when debating a liberal online: strip out from a news article any reference to race, sex, etc. and ask the liberal for his views. They're in a quandary, typically, or rely on stereotypes to guess those details.
Of course, you have TWO news articles, and you cite whichever one wrong foots them. Sound like a cheap shot? It isn't. The liberal's opinion should not depend on the race, sex, etc. of the dramatis personae.
Example: two thugs attacked a college student as he was leaving a bar. Liberal makes excuses for the thugs, deprived, marginalized, impoverished, etc.
Then I sent him a link to the article: the two thugs were white, the college student black. Oopsie. My opinion didn't change; the liberal's did.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:01 PM (YqDXo)
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I love the implication there. School boards - education in its entirety - are not a place where conservatives belong. They're not just interlopers, they're *invaders* and have no right to try to get involved.
I don't understand that attitude. They're just being anti-colonial.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:02 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 11, 2022 03:02 PM (aeMRC)
Posted by: Hands at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (786Ro)
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Sammy Mauldin > Bill Mauldin > Maudlin Manipulative NBC
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 11, 2022 03:02 PM (TNyrE)
Gotta love a good Fisking.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (cE4C5)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (a3Q+t)
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I'm pretty sure that the time for talk is over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (LvTSG)
And those that don't get co-opted will eventually get pushed out as "right-wing extremists" by the same apparatus helped along by lots of tut-tutting NRO types saying, "We're not THAT kind of conservative."
Best to work towards ending public schooling.
Posted by: Match Checksout at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (dYe5S)
I imagine that you can get busty lesbian pron on the internet every day, without pretending you're in middle school to do so.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (pwtnK)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (UQoZh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2022 03:04 PM (lgeFv)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 03:04 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 03:05 PM (0fVbu)
I don't believe her.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2022 03:04 PM (lgeFv)
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"They didn't acknowledge my blackness."
"But you're white."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:05 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (pwtnK)
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One of the all-time great photoshop jobs.
Posted by: 496 at May 11, 2022 03:05 PM (VJsqe)
And the public's outrage over the CRT controversy will wane, as it always does when the next shiny object rolls in. Whatever needs to be done to stop CRT, do it quick.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 03:06 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (a3Q+t)
He captured 7 AT-STs, 5 AT-ATs, and a destroyer. They were stuck in the mud you see.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 03:06 PM (44ww/)
I don't believe her.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2022 03:04 PM (lgeFv)
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No it's true. There was even a noose on a garage door pull string at a racecar track in a city she drove through once.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 11, 2022 03:06 PM (aMA7g)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2022 03:06 PM (aaGzp)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:06 PM (iFTx/)
My lib sister insists that everything is just peachy. Any problems we are having were brought on by OrangeManBad and that FJB and progressivism will eventually make things right. A nightmare of cognitive dissonance.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 11, 2022 03:06 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:07 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2022 03:07 PM (4ErMj)
Posted by: red speck at May 11, 2022 03:07 PM (gS3OW)
Isn't this bizarre?
"__________ tested positive today for the virus."
followed by
"_________ released a statement saying they were grateful to be both vaccinated and boosted."
It's like a Script.
They are All NPC's.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:07 PM (w/rOA)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2022 03:08 PM (h6/n7)
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (pwtnK)
The Wich of Endo did conjuring of Spirits in the Bible- 1st Samuel 28, but I was not sure what the "Ghost of Endor "referred to here was about
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 03:08 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2022 02:55 PM (MxEKc)
Also don't forget to specify what indigenous populations you personaly displaced. Don't forget that.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 03:08 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 11, 2022 03:08 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 11, 2022 02:52 PM (sVtYq)
There is a breed of GOPe (for lack of a better term) that knows ALL the right things to say and tone to take. It's all bait and we are generally very easy. And Grenell is one of them. He even had me for a spell.
It reminds me in a way of how we spent years and years trying to intellectually voxplain to Ofuckstick that despite his constant claims to the contrary, social and other programs don't generate money, they COST money.
And then one day the Republicans proposed something normal and Obama *immediately* came out and argued this idea of fiscal responsibility and talked about how these programs will simply COST the average taxpayer.
And then you realize they know it. They know all of it. They just like pretending to not know because they think it's funny to watch you explain and squirm.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:08 PM (cPY4h)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2022 03:07 PM (4ErMj)
And now he's Stuck Cunningham.
I hope that was Vegan Glue he used.
Posted by: Wally at May 11, 2022 03:08 PM (FJYfm)
It is a graphic drawing, a cartoon, like anime.
Very offensive, and perfectly legal in the USA, sadly.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, occasional bits of wisdom at May 11, 2022 03:08 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2022 03:08 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (fF2aM)
++++
There was a time - in the Before Times, during the long-long-ago - when being in junior high meant you would be unable (on paper, anyway) to get it at all.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:09 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (a3Q+t)
He captured 7 AT-STs, 5 AT-ATs, and a destroyer. They were stuck in the mud you see.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 03:06 PM (44ww/)
Made of cheap Neimoidian parts no doubt.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 03:09 PM (b2nrj)
https://tinyurl.com/5n8rvte3
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 03:09 PM (ZsR3z)
"Cult" of Dr. Oz, as the article implicates.
https://tinyurl.com/2p9yf5tz
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at May 11, 2022 03:09 PM (vcOmj)
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Imma guessing the 15% white are Hispanics a couple of Asians and others. Once blacks exceed 10% of an organization the Black Shack effect starts.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 11, 2022 03:09 PM (KMmDq)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 11, 2022 03:10 PM (pGAq2)
Posted by: kallisto at May 11, 2022 03:10 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Richer Grennell at May 11, 2022 03:10 PM (wBpKf)
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (pwtnK)
The Wich of Endo did conjuring of Spirits in the Bible- 1st Samuel 28, but I was not sure what the "Ghost of Endor "referred to here was about
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 03:08 PM (fF2aM)
It's a joke about the Ghost of Kiev. ace is the Ghost of Endor, going to Ukraine to fight the Empire.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 03:10 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 11, 2022 03:08 PM (5pTK/)
_____________
Finally we get a black who is interested in education, and it turns out she's all-in on idiotic rubbish.
We can't catch a break.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:10 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: the greatest character in the whole movie at May 11, 2022 03:10 PM (l8gTz)
Cromwell was Stretch Cunningham on All in the Family.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2022 03:07 PM (4ErMj)
I TOLD THOSE STUDIO PIGS I DIDN'T WANT A ROLE WITH THE WORD 'HAM' IN IT DAMMIT! I AM GOING TO GLUE MYSELF TO CBS TELEVISION CITY.
Posted by: JAMES CROMWELL at May 11, 2022 03:11 PM (rzne3)
I don't know if this link will work, but ACE needs to post this image of NPC's in his "Quick Hits post today:
https://is.gd/NNyQnX
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:11 PM (w/rOA)
"Gaffer" has fallen out of favor, maybe we should bring it back.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Best Boy
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2022 03:11 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 03:11 PM (fF2aM)
open borders has consequences
Posted by: brak at May 11, 2022 03:11 PM (KR4lF)
Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:12 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: kallisto at May 11, 2022 03:12 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:12 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Best Boy
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2022 03:11 PM (63Dwl)
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Key Grip.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2022 03:12 PM (aaGzp)
https://tinyurl.com/5n8rvte3
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 03:09 PM (ZsR3z)
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We completely disavow the actions of this renegade. We would never be so arrogant as to draw this much attention to ourselves.
Posted by: The Reptilians at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
The worst thing about what Cocksucker Grenell did wasn't his Lie,
it was his Insult: He thinks we are fuckingstupid.
They all do.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (w/rOA)
Posted by: Hands at May 11, 2022 02:57 PM (786Ro)
Them Messicans need to learn they's place.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (iFTx/)
I'm betting this didn't happen. 99% of people don't think like this, nor do they speak like this. She didn't run into anyone like that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Ric still does.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (pGAq2)
1. X doesn't exist, you're a lying liar
2. X does exist and it's a good thing it does
3. You must believe X or you are a bad person and fired
4. You must PREACH X and make violent animal love to it or you belong in jail or dead
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (cF9w2)
Thanks; I missed that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (pGAq2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
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"I think people should be judged by the content of their character, not the color of their skin."
"That's racist!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (pwtnK)
The Ghost of Endor fought like a madman (Ewok) at the Battle of Endor, shooting down 10,000 TIE Fighters, 12 Star Destroyers, and even brought down the Executor, the warship which served as Darth Vader's flagship.
Don't believe your lying eyes that blamed an errant A-wing that slammed into the command bridge for the Executor's demise. It was the Ghost of Endor all along!
Posted by: Thrawn at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (Rl7KJ)
Our first grand-critter . . and we're over the moon.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (+UdNK)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (h6/n7)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (iFTx/)
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I thought drawings or writings were *not* illegal, because there is no victim involved?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (DU+/6)
There was a SCOTUS case which decided that there were no actual victims in a drawing.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, occasional bits of wisdom at May 11, 2022 03:15 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2022 03:15 PM (pwtnK)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM
Congratulations!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2022 03:15 PM (h6/n7)
Our first grand-critter . . and we're over the moon.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (+UdNK)
Congrats.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2022 03:15 PM (4ErMj)
Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:15 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 11, 2022 03:15 PM (CcOog)
Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:15 PM (sWM8x)
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She probably matriculated, too.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (aaGzp)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (w/rOA)
That's wonderful. May God bless she and her family and you!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (fF2aM)
Our first grand-critter . . and we're over the moon.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (+UdNK)
++++
Congratulations! I hope you thoroughly enjoy a pink or blue cigar when the time comes!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (DU+/6)
But no. Where's the passion in politics these days?
Posted by: Regular joe at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (DU+/6)
https://tinyurl.com/ycx3xeu2
Posted by: kallisto at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (DJFLF)
"That's racist!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (LvTSG)
___________
But what if they have shitty character? Fall back on race then?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (YqDXo)
Despite everyone skipping to the comments, Ace said he was proud of the content.
"I think I did everything that I could. #doneposting."
And yet, as the last of the Morons headed for the nood, Ace couldn't help but cry.
Posted by: Hands at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: The Barrel at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (h6/n7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 03:11 PM (fF2aM)
This here is what we 'round these parts call 'horseshit journalism.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:17 PM (mknfz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
So "journalism," then...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:17 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 11, 2022 03:17 PM (+UdNK)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 03:17 PM (yQpMk)
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Someone named Jelaxis.
Posted by: Puddin Head
Posited for Discussion:
If OJ Simpson had been named "Orajel Jelaxis Simpson" instead of "Orenthal James Simpson", would he still have cut his ex-wife's head almost off, or would he have killed himself becoming famous because he had a stupid name?
Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2022 03:17 PM (cE4C5)
Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2022 03:17 PM (53oGX)
You People need to learn how to close your html tags.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:18 PM (w/rOA)
Can you imagine what would happen if this kind of thing was broadly embraced by a political party???
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 11, 2022 03:18 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:12 PM (F0YaR)
think there's evidence to support the second claim.
Her tagline is "I am YOU!"
Posted by: kallisto at May 11, 2022 03:18 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:19 PM (ySQBZ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2022 03:19 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:19 PM (ySQBZ)
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*slinks away in shame*
-Mandelford Wigglethorp, who makes Clarence Thomas look like Sonia Sotomayor
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:20 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Skip's phone at May 11, 2022 03:20 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 11, 2022 03:20 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2022 03:19 PM (oHd/0)
++++
For you.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:20 PM (DU+/6)
https://tinyurl.com/ycx3xeu2
Posted by: kallisto at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (DJFLF)
Half-assed computer programmer douchebag says WHAT about human VIRUSES?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:12 PM (F0YaR)
think there's evidence to support the second claim.
Her tagline is "I am YOU!"
Posted by: kallisto at May 11, 2022 03:18 PM (DJFLF)
That's "I am Groot", and it was Mayor Lori Lightfoot of Chicago not Kathy Barnette
Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2022 03:20 PM (53oGX)
It did sound too evangelical to come from an actual mainstream journalist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 03:21 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 11, 2022 03:21 PM (VVb2T)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:19 PM
Glad you said names, and not people.
Posted by: Hank Johnson at May 11, 2022 03:21 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Us People at May 11, 2022 03:21 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (iFTx/)
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I thought drawings or writings were *not* illegal, because there is no victim involved?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (DU+/6)
__________________________
That was the argument in favor. The argument against, and the one I recall won the day at least at the time, was that even illustrations of kiddie porn were dangerous because they wet the appetite for the real thing. At the time, kiddie porn was considered almost demonically abhorrent such that not even a hint was permitted. Good times, good times. I could be wrong or I could be right but that reasoning was over-turned. I could google it but don't want that shit in my search history. Good only knows what shit google will send me.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:21 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:19 PM (ySQBZ)
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If I had only understood this the first time I saw Jeff Flakes name on the ballot, I would be a happier person.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:15 PM (sWM8x)
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She probably matriculated, too.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2022
***
While prevaricating and expostulating!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: mr tm at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM
A newt?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (h6/n7)
That is NOT funny!
Posted by: Newt Gingrich at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (oHd/0)
So "journalism," then...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:17 PM (DU+/6)
Adding 'horseshit' gives it more panache.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:19 PM (ySQBZ)
__________
Rayciss!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Ric Grennel at May 11, 2022 03:23 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:23 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:18 PM
Aren't you supposed to hold on to that until Festivus?
Posted by: Hank Johnson at May 11, 2022 03:23 PM (a3Q+t)
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It made me rich!!!
Posted by: Ibrahim X. Kendi, aka Henry Rogers at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (k4dH2)
Three men in the tub
The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker
And all of them gone to the fair.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (oDuEP)
IIRC, Instapundit argues that porn actually reduces rape, since it provides an outlet that doesn't involve real people. I suppose a similar argument could be made for CP. I'm not making it, just noting it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: ketanji brown jackson at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (rJ48h)
Oh, schools are supposed to address these things? I had no idea. All they taught us was Readin', Ritin', and Rithmetic.
Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (sc/gu)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:18 PM (w/rOA)
The Barrel needs visitors.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (DRSnL)
"We didn't understand that it's a fairly low fatality rate, and that it's a disease mainly of the elderly, kind of like the flu."
When, Billy? When are you talking about here? February of 2020? March? Okay, fair enough. Because by April, that picture was starting to resolve and by late July, that picture was perfectly clear. I know you don't acknowledge or mix with filthy rubes, but there were *plenty* of data available and some top-notch statistical analysis and data management done by hundreds or thousands of talented people that you could have looked at.
Or are you like the MIT Data Science department, and you immediately judged that work done by filthy normals that questioned your precious narrative should be disregarded regardless of its quality and validity?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:19 PM (ySQBZ)
__________
Rayciss!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (YqDXo)
Uhhhhh....
Posted by: Englebert Humperdink at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Romeo13
Better than inside.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:18 PM (w/rOA)
The Barrel needs visitors.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (DRSnL)
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Especially since I can't copy and paste the whole thread anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (LvTSG)
basically that the coof was a tarted up flu
Posted by: kallisto at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (DJFLF)
The worst thing about what Cocksucker Grenell did wasn't his Lie,
it was his Insult: He thinks we are fuckingstupid.
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Hey, we are all morons here.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 11, 2022 03:25 PM (KMmDq)
If this scrunt wants her kids to learn about ghey buttsecks, blowjobs, tranny theory, and CRT, then there's no reason that she can't teach her kids herself.
But of course, it's not about what's being taught to HER kids. It's about indoctrinating everyone else's kids and turning them into reliable foot soldiers for commie social warfare. Not to mention grooming YOUR kids into targets for pedophile buttfuckers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2022 03:25 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:25 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:25 PM (Vr12I)
And they think MAGA is a losing fringe philosophy.
I'm feeling pretty good about this result.
Now curious how close to comment 300 I got.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2022 03:26 PM (GXEbU)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 03:26 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:19 PM (ySQBZ)
__________
Rayciss!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (YqDXo)
Uhhhhh....
Posted by: Englebert Humperdink at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (oHd/0)
____________
Ever heard of "disparate impact," Englebert?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:26 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2022 03:26 PM (sc/gu)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2022 03:26 PM (GXEbU)
Posted by: Anita Bryant at May 11, 2022 03:26 PM (VJsqe)
The fact that this has never been explicitly clarified shows once again that the world is inherently evil.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:26 PM (0dUic)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2022 03:26 PM (GXEbU)
++++
Not very.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:25 PM (Vr12I)
/Jumps the Shark....
Posted by: Fonzie at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (oHd/0)
Diversity keeps getting better the more diversity you have, y'all. Only 15% more to go for perfection!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: Adolf Schicklegruber at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (ppBhU)
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It made me rich!!!
Posted by: Ibrahim X. Kendi, aka Henry Rogers
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Me too! And like you, it got me a nice tenured job in academia that I was completely unqualified for!
And I love my $50,000 speaking gigs for telling people fairy tales and lies!
Is this a great country, or what? I luvs me some guilty whiteys!
Posted by: Nikole Hannah-Jones at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (k4dH2)
Anyone who treats the media with complete contempt is alright by me.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (VdGjU)
Three men in the tub
The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker
And all of them gone to the fair.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM
That Folsom Street thing that zombie documented?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: mr tmz at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 02:51 PM (DRSnL)
Someone so stupid that they thought Orajel was a contraceptive jelly when they went to CVS.
You are 100% correct. It prevents conception via mouth jobs, even if you swallow. Hey those spermy thingies are awesome swimmers and might take a ride down the gullet on top of a potato.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (Rl7KJ)
Sounds like the furry one is engaging in a bit of stolen valor.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (LOVUx)
Uh, welcome to politics, sweetheart -- did you think it would be easy and criticism-free?
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (Q1Oad)
I'm telling you, Iceland doesn't cotton to stupid names.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (w/rOA)
Every flightsim geek has wet dreams about being the hero in this situation, but this one was wasted on a total noob. Where's the justice? All those sim hours wasted.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:25 PM (Vr12I)
Meh, he's a tool. Trump told him to go to the mattresses for Oz and he's doing that.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (yQpMk)
IIRC, Instapundit argues that porn actually reduces rape, since it provides an outlet that doesn't involve real people. I suppose a similar argument could be made for CP. I'm not making it, just noting it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (ZsR3z)
_____________________________
That argument was also made and, I recall, rejected. I personally don't know if it's true or not. I'm not even sure if it's capable of being evaluated as true or false. I do know that back when I was a young teenager, seeing porn/nudity and even spanking the monkey certainly made me want the real thing more.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (0IeYL)
Uh, welcome to politics, sweetheart -- did you think it would be easy and criticism-free?
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (Q1Oad)
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She never once heard anyone say anything bad about Obama or Hillary or Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:29 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:29 PM (0dUic)
Two minor points:
1. If people can't afford the down payment, how are they going to afford the house payments?
2. Has this idiot learned nothing whatever from the student loan fiasco? Providing people with more money to spend only drives UP prices.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:29 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2022 03:29 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2022 03:19 PM (oHd/0)
Not if you are a black nationalist dressed like a hoodlum in philly
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2022 03:29 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:29 PM (ZK5Af)
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE TEETHING GEL at May 11, 2022 03:29 PM (d87cY)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 03:29 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Tuco Salamanca at May 11, 2022 03:30 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (MFphb)
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Split evenly. So it's 15% white, 28.3% Black, 28.3% Latino and 28.3% Asian. None of the next-largest groups are even double the size of the smallest group.
So why would they expect that a radical racial platform would be good sell there? Merely because there are fewer white devils to oppose it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:30 PM (DU+/6)
But the last boy is going to Penn State Engineering in the Fall.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:30 PM (ySQBZ)
Despite the outcome, Lewis said she was proud of the race she ran.
"I think I did everything that I could."
And yet, as the last of her supporters headed for their cars, she couldn't help but cry.
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F*** off, AWFL.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 11, 2022 03:30 PM (wb1YC)
Require a one paragraph answer as to why you want to vote for this person that cannot include their race, their party, or any endorsements and must include one SPECIFIC campaign promise they've made.
It would be funny to watch lefty LIVs trying to work through it. I want to vote for Joe Biden...uh...because...uh...he's a democrat...uh...because...uh Obama told me to vote for...DAMMIT. Uh...because he's gonna start a war with Russia?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2022 03:30 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Skip's phone at May 11, 2022 03:30 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Punky Brewster at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM (Xrfse)
I don't know about Texas, but that shit's illegal where I live. Straight up electioneering.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM (TU8Tj)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022
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Quoted for truth
Posted by: Bjork at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM (txdEq)
That argument was also made and, I recall, rejected. I personally don't know if it's true or not. I'm not even sure if it's capable of being evaluated as true or false. I do know that back when I was a young teenager, seeing porn/nudity and even spanking the monkey certainly made me want the real thing more.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (iFTx/)
Watched a LOT of it in my time here on this planet. Not ONE TIME have I EVER, even REMOTELY contemplated attacking a woman and cramming my johnson in her against her will. Not one time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM (ySQBZ)
Posted by: mr tmz at May 11, 2022
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Orale!!
Posted by: Tuco Salamanca at May 11, 2022 03:30 PM (txdEq)
Oragel.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Englebert Humperdink at May 11, 2022 03:24
Ever heard of "disparate impact," Englebert?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:26 PM (YqDXo)
I think Humperdink means "Big Dick Energy" in Flemish.
Posted by: Latto, Fat Ass Rapper at May 11, 2022 03:32 PM (VVb2T)
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2022 03:32 PM (arJlL)
New hotness: Graphic depictions of oral sex in books it totes OK, and you are crazy to assert this will encourage gay sex with an adult.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 11, 2022 03:32 PM (Q1Oad)
pelosi quotes the Bible as she justifies her swindling the taxpayers of another $40B "for ukraine."
Apparently, the Gospel of Matthew is a big supporter of zelensky.
I wonder if we'll find out next week that Luke and John were "pro choice?"
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:32 PM (w/rOA)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (MFphb)
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Split evenly. So it's 15% white, 28.3% Black, 28.3% Latino and 28.3% Asian. None of the next-largest groups are even double the size of the smallest group.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:30 PM (DU+/6)
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What the hell kind of district is that, that has black, latino, and asian so evenly distributed, and whites not far behind?
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:32 PM (iFTx/)
It's at ZH, and they are constantly setting their hair on fire.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 11, 2022 03:32 PM (UuD2k)
I don't know about Texas, but that shit's illegal where I live. Straight up electioneering.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM (TU8Tj)
I am sure that is why the couple ignored her and went in and voted against her.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 11, 2022 03:32 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Jumanji Brown at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM (sWM8x)
So public school libraries have books with dick dick in the mouth mouth?
That should really make america great
Posted by: Yo! Ultra Ultra MAGA at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM (t4gxr)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:26 PM (YqDXo)
Wasn't that a movie about a comet that was going to hit earth?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM
Around here, it depends on how close to the polling place you are. There are always tons of people holding campaign signs, but they're all all outside a specified radius.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM (h6/n7)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM (KMmDq)
Posted by: mr tmz at May 11, 2022
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Orale!!
Posted by: Tuco Salamanca at May 11, 2022
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Oragel.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 11, 2022
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Di-Gel!
Posted by: Gourmands Everywhere at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM (ySQBZ)
Three men in the tub
The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker
And all of them gone to the fair.
Posted by: nurse ratched
And there was no weedwhacker there.
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM (JNTt1)
I've *thought* about it, yes...
Posted by: gourmand du jour, occasional bits of wisdom at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (a3Q+t)
We keep ours outside the ulna.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (qpX6U)
Apparently, the Gospel of Matthew is a big supporter of zelensky.
I wonder if we'll find out next week that Luke and John were "pro choice?"
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:32 PM (w/rOA)
Demon possessed alcoholics make the best theologians.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (VdGjU)
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Sure its not Welsh?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 11, 2022
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I see 3 vowels. Too many for Welsh.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (txdEq)
I don't know about Texas, but that shit's illegal where I live. Straight up electioneering.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM (TU8Tj)
Signs and volunteers have to be a specific distance away from the main entrance to the polling station. Doesn't say you can't shout at people.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:32 PM (iFTx/)
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It's unusual. If I had to guess, it's probably inner-suburban in a border state with a confluence of industries from surrounding areas.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (ySQBZ)
I always wanted a woman to dress like a clown and force me to watch her juggle. Not sure what that's all about.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (BG/Pe)
Posted by: Wally at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (FJYfm)
His middle name is "Robinette", which is French slang for a BJ.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM
Are you new here?
Posted by: Tireiron at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (a3Q+t)
That argument was also made and, I recall, rejected. I personally don't know if it's true or not. I'm not even sure if it's capable of being evaluated as true or false. I do know that back when I was a young teenager, seeing porn/nudity and even spanking the monkey certainly made me want the real thing more.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (iFTx/)
Watched a LOT of it in my time here on this planet. Not ONE TIME have I EVER, even REMOTELY contemplated attacking a woman and cramming my johnson in her against her will. Not one time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
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Me either. But the issue isn't whether watching it makes normal people like yourself want to do it for real. The issue is the effect on men ALREADY INCLINED to raping or abusing women.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Skip's phone at May 11, 2022 03:30 PM (2JoB
There's a Rick Grenell poster? I'll have to say right now my 80s poster of Lynda Carter is probably better.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (4G0LT)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (VdGjU)
We keep ours outside the ulna.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM
That was an 'armless joke. We'll allow it.
Posted by: The Judges at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (h6/n7)
Posted by: Madame Box Wine at May 11, 2022 03:36 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2022 03:36 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (BG/Pe)
And I thought Sponge was weird...
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 03:36 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:36 PM (ySQBZ)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 03:36 PM (ZsR3z)
So why would they expect that a radical racial platform would be good sell there? Merely because there are fewer white devils to oppose it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:30 PM (DU+/6)
Maybe those "minorities" which apparently aren't prefer that their kids learn something that could help them get good jobs and be good providers and citizens. Maybe that.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 03:36 PM (LOVUx)
Boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Speller at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (pSotA)
Posted by: WisRich at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Azathoth at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (4G0LT)
Look at her. Look at Groot. What more do you need?
(I will admit - I find Beetlejuice to be more accurate.)
Posted by: Wally at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: 496 at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (VJsqe)
Don't be so hasty. Rick is also dressed like Wonder Woman in his poster, and he's ravishing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM
From Groot, specifically her uncanny resemblance there unto.
Posted by: Tireiron at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022
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About that . . . funny how when we had a much less diverse country, we had less crime, less angst, and less panic and furor about nothing?
Of course we also did not have social media.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM
A newt?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (h6/n7)
That is NOT funny!
Posted by: Newt Gingrich at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (oHd/0)
Y'all are killin' me!
Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (sI15f)
Me either. But the issue isn't whether watching it makes normal people like yourself want to do it for real. The issue is the effect on men ALREADY INCLINED to raping or abusing women.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (iFTx/)
I'm not a doctor, but I did sleep on a firmness adjustable bed last night, but I'm going to throw out there, if they're INCLINED, they're going to do it anyway and watching porn has VERY LITTLE to do with when they do it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 03:36 PM (DRSnL)
I just realized - my mother was a clown. Do you think that has anything to do with it?
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (BG/Pe)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (4G0LT)
Beetlejuice (betelgeuse) is too hard to spell.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2022 03:38 PM (4I/2K)
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Here we have a specified distance (like 50 feet or 100 feet) from the polling place beyond which election activity is legal. At my polling place there are always dims who stand right on the line handing out "suggested" ballots.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 11, 2022 03:38 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (ySQBZ)
DIVERSITY
Because None Of Us Are As Dumb As All Of Us
Posted by: banana Dream's demotivational poster at May 11, 2022 03:38 PM (0fVbu)
I don't know about Texas, but that shit's illegal where I live. Straight up electioneering.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM
In Texas they can do that as long as they are over 100 feet away from the entrance to the polling place. When we lived in Connecticut it was 75 feet away from the door and they had chalk lines drawn where they had to stand outside of or put their signs up.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 03:38 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (XvPQV)
This guy.
He gets it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (XvPQV)
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Fine.
https://tinyurl.com/yc6xj7uk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:38 PM (LvTSG)
"My Body, My Decision" ... where were these folks during the vaccine mandates ?
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (RHGPo)
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My English ancestors felt the same way.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (KMmDq)
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We keep ours outside the ulna.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM
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That was an 'armless joke. We'll allow it.
Posted by: The Judges at May 11, 2022
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Very humerus. (Come on, you know somebody was going to run with that)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (txdEq)
The Obamas could have advanced their foolish notions about race to greater effect if they had approached a smoother, gentler transition in say, menus, - food preparation in the hot lunch program.
Who doesn't like soul food?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (aeMRC)
Oh Dear...
Youtube JP Sears dresses up like a goblin tik-tok "teacher"
https://youtu.be/7i8PYJfFbhw
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (w/rOA)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 11, 2022 03:38 PM (sWM8x)
I'm old enough to remember when they handed out half-pints of Ancient Age and said 'Remember George'.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: 496 at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (VJsqe)
Ahhhh.....
Hang on a sec.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:32 PM (iFTx/)
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It's unusual. If I had to guess, it's probably inner-suburban in a border state with a confluence of industries from surrounding areas.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (DU+/6)
Mountain View is very much like that. I was not a minority at my high school but it was close. Some places mostly don't give a damn about it, so it's not a big deal.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (LOVUx)
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So they did the same thing the J6 people did?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM
The metasubject of this morning's Art Thread, it was speculated.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (4G0LT)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (w/rOA)
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (qpX6U)
It's at ZH, and they are constantly setting their hair on fire.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
No, it is true. There is a strange disconnect between east coast and the rest of the country. Prices for diesel are far higher in the east, though there will be shortages all over the country soon.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (5kI0z)
"My Body, My Decision" ... where were these folks during the vaccine mandates ?
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (RHGPo)
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Only the men should be chanting this. Only men can be women. They end up the best women.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (LvTSG)
Honk Honk!
Posted by: Clown what has bicycle horns for Bewbs at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (w9Wax)
My mom was on the city Planning Board and later was School Board president and boy, did the local paper, strangers, acquaintances, and friends alike feel free to criticise her depending on the current issue. There is no day off from that.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (Q1Oad)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (4G0LT)
Look at her. Look at Groot. What more do you need?
(I will admit - I find Beetlejuice to be more accurate.)
I've always thought of Admiral Akbar from Star Wars.
It's a trap
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (2cfUo)
https://is.gd/jpMIpE
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Mama mia! She's a handful or three.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2022 03:41 PM (4I/2K)
My mom was on the city Planning Board and later was School Board president and boy, did the local paper, strangers, acquaintances, and friends alike feel free to criticise her depending on the current issue. There is no day off from that.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (Q1Oad)
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I was saying she lived in a bubble.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:41 PM (LvTSG)
Two weeks ago New York Judge Arthur Engoron held Donald Trump in contempt and ordered a fine of $10,000 per day that he refuses to turn over documents to New York Attorney General Letitia James.
.. are these fines or payola ?
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2022 03:41 PM (RHGPo)
Thank goodness for rap music. Has really kept crime down.
Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2022 03:41 PM (V+A8w)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (Rl7KJ)
Sounds like the furry one is engaging in a bit of stolen valor.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (LOVUx)
Does the rebellion have DD-214s?
Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2022 03:41 PM (53oGX)
Oh Dear...
Youtube JP Sears dresses up like a goblin tik-tok "teacher"
https://youtu.be/7i8PYJfFbhw
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (w/rOA)
" Goblin Tik Tok Teacher". Whole place has gone insane.
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:41 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2022 03:41 PM (4I/2K)
That's a spicy meatballa!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 03:41 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022
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A tiny tree-like character in the Guardians of the Galaxy movies who seems to have only 1 line: "I am Groot."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:42 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2022 03:42 PM (6mtmk)
Me either. But the issue isn't whether watching it makes normal people like yourself want to do it for real. The issue is the effect on men ALREADY INCLINED to raping or abusing women.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (iFTx/)
I'm not a doctor, but I did sleep on a firmness adjustable bed last night, but I'm going to throw out there, if they're INCLINED, they're going to do it anyway and watching porn has VERY LITTLE to do with when they do it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
______________________________
As I said above, I don't know the answer or even if there can be a definitive answer. But it doesn't strike me as crazy that watching certain things make a person more likely to want to engage in the real thing. Isn't that the basis of almost all of advertising?
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:42 PM (iFTx/)
Signs and volunteers have to be a specific distance away from the main entrance to the polling station. Doesn't say you can't shout at people.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM
My daughter was upset when the woman shouted in our direction, but as I explained to her as I wiped the tears from her eyes, "That just shows you how committed to they education she is."
Then I told they to get in the car.
Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 11, 2022 03:42 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (4G0LT)
Groot charachter from Guardians of the galaxy
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 11, 2022 03:42 PM (M+Lyo)
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Alternate NBC Headline: "Women and Minorities Hardest Hit."
Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 11, 2022 03:42 PM (7YMZ7)
Ah, thank you Wulfus.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:43 PM (4G0LT)
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So they did the same thing the J6 people did?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (UuD2k)
Yep. Just like the death cult handmaidens did as well.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 11, 2022 03:43 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Fort Bend is (or was) a high income suburb of Houston, with a lot of foreign born tech workers.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 11, 2022 03:43 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2022 03:41 PM (RHGPo)
You know the answer.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 03:43 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2022 03:43 PM (6mtmk)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Look at Groot.
Look at Lightfoot.
Look at Groot.
Look at Lightfoot.
Understanding will come.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2022 03:43 PM (qTwBO)
Look at her. Look at Groot. What more do you need?
(I will admit - I find Beetlejuice to be more accurate.)
The thing I find amazing is, with her, you can either use the movie Beetlejuice OR the Howard Stern show regular.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)
And shoplifting really small items helps prevent robbing a bank in the future.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 11, 2022 03:44 PM (eCqFY)
Because no matter how bad the world gets, it can always get worse.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 11, 2022 03:44 PM (wb1YC)
(I will admit - I find Beetlejuice to be more accurate.)
I've always thought of Admiral Akbar from Star Wars.
It's a trap
That sloth from Ice Age.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 11, 2022 03:44 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Look at Groot.
Look at Lightfoot.
Look at Groot.
Look at Lightfoot.
Understanding will come.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2022 03:43 PM
Bettlejuice, bettlejuice, beetlejuice.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 03:45 PM (bVYXr)
Ah, thank you Wulfus.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022
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Mind you, I've only seen the first movie. There may be other iterations of the character. But the main thing is that it, or they, look like grayish trees with eyes and a mouth. Very much like the Lightfoot woman.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:45 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:45 PM (4G0LT)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (4G0LT)
The CPD in Chicago nicknamed her Groot. Probably due to her likeness to an alien.
Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2022 03:45 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:42 PM (iFTx/)
Watching advertising doesn't finish with a "release". Unless it's that Marxist ATT chick with the boobies.
I'm not yugely in on the "porn is a social good" train but I've long figured easy access to it might have reduced certain categories of crimes.
The truth is strong policing and punishment reduced crimes and we've seen what happens when that goes away.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:45 PM (BG/Pe)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (4G0LT)
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You can also go with Beetlejuice ... just don't say it out loud three times.
Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 11, 2022 03:45 PM (7YMZ7)
370 Where does the nickname “Groot” for Lori Lightfoot come from?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
She reminds me of Admiral Akbar
Posted by: It's me donna at May 11, 2022 03:46 PM (HpJP2)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 02:51 PM
"Remember to vote for me in the election! Brought to you by Orajel Lewis".
Joe/Not Sure: Why did you say "Orajel" there?
"Because they pay me every time I say it! For a smart guy, you're pretty dumb".
Posted by: Idiocracy is becoming Reality at May 11, 2022 03:46 PM (xRToj)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 11, 2022 03:43 PM (5kI0z)
Like all Houston suburbs it's a mixture. ( except for Pasadena
)Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 11, 2022 03:46 PM (eCqFY)
Posted by: Azathoth at May 11, 2022 03:44 PM
After she reneged on her 2016 campaign promise, does anyone care?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 03:46 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (4G0LT)
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The CPD in Chicago nicknamed her Groot. Probably due to her likeness to an alien.
Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2022
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And here I thought it was Ace, or one of the cobs or commenters, who came up with it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:47 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:42 PM (iFTx/)
And you're accurately describing the liberal mind. It's very impressionable, as long as they feel like it's what they want to hear. e.g. pAntifa
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Azathoth at May 11, 2022 03:44 PM
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The phrase 'bottom dollar' comes to mind.
Posted by: 496 at May 11, 2022 03:47 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (4G0LT)
The CPD in Chicago nicknamed her Groot. Probably due to her likeness to an alien.
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What do you mean 'likeness'. I thought they looked under the tail and it was true .....
Posted by: Ciampino at May 11, 2022 03:47 PM (qfLjt)
(I will admit - I find Beetlejuice to be more accurate.)
I've always thought of Admiral Akbar from Star Wars.
It's a trap
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits
Beetlejuice. Hands down.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 11, 2022 03:47 PM (yt//j)
Posted by: Azathoth at May 11, 2022 03:44 PM
Someone needs to tell her
It's over, Johnny. It's over!!!!
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (BG/Pe)
After she reneged on her 2016 campaign promise, does anyone care?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 03:46 PM (a3Q+t)
Have you seen her after the most botched plastic surgery in human history?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (eCqFY)
"Amen," her kids said from the back seat.
Don't see any "nigh" about it. Petitioning God in prayer IS religious.
Posted by: mikethemoose at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (PVUR/)
I got snookered by Grenell's lying. Fuck him. C'mon Trump. Do better next time.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (pWxlC)
Posted by: wth at May 11, 2022 03:49 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Azathoth
You could photoshop a picture of Phyllis Diller yourself instead.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 11, 2022 03:49 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: Azathoth at May 11, 2022 03:49 PM (wb1YC)
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Her eyes remind me of a hammerhead shark.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 11, 2022 03:49 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (pWxlC)
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Me as well. Trump has picked some lousy people though. What the hell was he thinking with Omarosa?
Posted by: 496 at May 11, 2022 03:49 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Azathoth
Digital played out fartclam
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 11, 2022 03:49 PM (2cfUo)
I think the NFT scam is because of the EU regulations on the publication of images. If Ace, for instance wanted to post a picture of McDonna, he'd have to pay some fee to the 'official' holder of the NFT or pay some fine to the EU.
Nice racket. Probably coming to the USA once the Dems figure out how to make a buck off it.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: wth at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (4ErMj)
Two weeks ago New York Judge Arthur Engoron held Donald Trump in contempt and ordered a fine of $10,000 per day that he refuses to turn over documents to New York Attorney General Letitia James.
.. are these fines or payola ?
Posted by: SMOD
Judge is crazy... 'I've decided Trump didn't turn over everything I want and says he has. I'm charging him 10k a day until I get what doesn't exist.'
'Well okay, just gimme 110grand.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (qTwBO)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (pWxlC)
Oh it got me too.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (BG/Pe)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (4G0LT)
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The CPD in Chicago nicknamed her Groot. Probably due to her likeness to an alien.
Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2022
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And here I thought it was Ace, or one of the cobs or commenters, who came up with it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:47 PM (txdEq)
You know, it's possible it started here, but I recall my first sighting on the Second City Cop blog...
I feel like there was a good amount of readers of both blogs around here so it's possible that it spread quickly.
Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Azathoth at May 11, 2022 03:44 PM
Yuck! You'd pay me.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (pWxlC)
Posted by: Boswell at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (5iUNf)
I got snookered by Grenell's lying. Fuck him. C'mon Trump. Do better next time.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (pWxlC)
If she wins, we'll see how she does. I am sceptical of all politticians, especially new ones. Actions, not words.
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:51 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:42 PM (iFTx/)
Regardless of cause and effect, no kid ever needs to see a graphic depiction of homosexual sex, or any sex for that matter. I know of no 8 year old boy who got up one morning and said "You know, I'd really like to take one in the pooper."
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 03:51 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 11, 2022 03:51 PM (yt//j)
I think the NFT scam is because of the EU regulations on the publication of images. If Ace, for instance wanted to post a picture of McDonna, he'd have to pay some fee to the 'official' holder of the NFT or pay some fine to the EU.
Nice racket. Probably coming to the USA once the Dems figure out how to make a buck off it.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (dQvv7)
I don't think an NFT is rights to the image.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 03:52 PM (b2nrj)
'Well okay, just gimme 110grand.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (qTwBO)
or, he keeps the contempt charge in place, and it continues to accrue? Legal Blackmail?
Hmmm... who gets the money that is paid for contempt charges? The Courts system?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2022 03:52 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 03:52 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Azathoth at May 11, 2022 03:44 PM
Her book "Sex" showed everything there ever was of prurient interest about her
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:51 PM (Vr12I)
Yeah, but taking a chance on a new Politician is better than keeping the old ones who got us INTO this situation in the first place.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 03:52 PM (ZsR3z)
Sound advice - buy high, sell low.
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
.........
I thought that award went to Nutzi's eyebrows.
Posted by: wth at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (pWxlC)
Oh it got me too.
Posted by: ... at May
At least Ace didn't yell at you guys.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (YJb5j)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM
Stinkhoof?
Posted by: Moron Philosopher at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (xRToj)
I feel like there was a good amount of readers of both blogs around here so it's possible that it spread quickly.
Posted by: Inogame
You know what has spread quickly?
The term "Ultra MAGA". It's one thing to see it in print. It's another thing to hear it come out of a supposedly "smart" person.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (yt//j)
Yeah, it's getting close, and I have the intuition that a lot of people think this is the big one. Of course, if I knew what I was talking about, I would be on the AOSHQ Billionaires Only site.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Jordan61
Someone with a sore tooth?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 11, 2022 03:51 PM
I was going to say that.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (VdGjU)
(I will admit - I find Beetlejuice to be more accurate.)
>The first time I saw Pete Davidson with Kim Kardashian, I thought, "Is Mayor Lightfoot a lesbian?"
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (aeMRC)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (4ErMj)
I'd be interested to see the actual dollar figure total for plastic surgery for the Jenner/Kardashian clan. Including Bruce.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:51 PM (Vr12I)
Yeah, but taking a chance on a new Politician is better than keeping the old ones who got us INTO this situation in the first place.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (oHd/0)
Heh. With them, it's no longer scepticism!
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:42 PM (iFTx/)
Watching advertising doesn't finish with a "release". Unless it's that Marxist ATT chick with the boobies.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:45 PM (BG/Pe)
______________________________________
Well, there was that time I had the date with this hot Taiwanese girl who then took my back to her place and she had a dungeon-like area with TVs all around playing porn. I didn't know if it was going to be a great night or my last night. It turned out to be a GREAT night. Sometimes shit you see in pornos does actually happen.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (sJHOI)
'Well okay, just gimme 110grand.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (qTwBO)
He'll spend more in legal fees fighting it - sure, its extortion, but that is what all this was anyway. He'll pay the $110K and then the WAPO and NYT will run around waving the "he got CRRRRRUSHED!" in court flag for a few moments of proggy feel good. So what?
Posted by: Boswell at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (5iUNf)
I don't think an NFT is rights to the image.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 03:52 PM
Pixy explained it one morning on Tech Thread and said he's making some nice coin on it.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (YJb5j)
*hugs*
There. There.
It just means it's a Wednesday.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 11, 2022 03:55 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (44ww/)
How about Rex Tillerson? That one still baffles me.
Posted by: Tofer732 at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (GcxM3)
How dare you eschew porn and our oversexualized popular culture!!!
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (Q1Oad)
"access to p0rn has decreased the number of rapes" is one of those things thoughtful libertarians like to repeat to each other because it certainly has nothing to do with the massive blowout of gun sales in the last 20 plus years.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 11, 2022 03:49 PM (wb1YC)
Probably more due to the explosion in sane CCW laws rather than the number of gun sales.
A sucking chest wound is nature's way of saying "no means no".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 03:52 PM (ZsR3z)
Crypto is shitting the bed across the board too. So much for it being a hedge against fiat. Ouch, my portfolio. Good thing it's only play money.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (+cjJb)
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That's good advice. Just make sure you sell before it hits rock bottom, and buy back in at a lower price.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Paolo, Doctor of Love at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (YJb5j)
That would be cruel.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (iFTx/)
I know this is gonna sound like kind of a weird question but did she happen to have giant oversized shoes?
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (BG/Pe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (YJb5j)
That would be cruel.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (44ww/)
He'll make it up in otter pics.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (YJb5j)
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He was dismissive of me.
So, par for the course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (iFTx/)
So, you are a libertine horn dog who fucks around without commitment. Don't know why you would advertise that face, but to each his own.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Sounds like you need either a big hug or a trip to the range.
I can help with the former: {{{NR}}}
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (qTwBO)
Meep meep.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 02:47 PM (qbmV0)
Pizza pizza!
Posted by: Matticus Finch at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (mENHL)
Rape rape!
Posted by: wth at May 11, 2022 03:58 PM (v0R5T)
Its a "wet road causes rain" story; they're reasoning from results rather than causes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 03:58 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (YJb5j)
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He was dismissive of me.
So, par for the course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati
But....you're James Monroe !
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2022 03:58 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (YJb5j)
Just be better next time. Be better.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (BG/Pe)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (iFTx/)
I know this is gonna sound like kind of a weird question but did she happen to have giant oversized shoes?
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (BG/Pe)
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I wasn't paying that much attention to her shoes, but they were regular size if I remember . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (iFTx/)
So, par for the course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati
But....you're James Monroe !
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2022 03:58 PM (arJlL)
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It's like he didn't realize.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (SH2Zi)
Vids of Baby Goats are the current currency for makeups...
Posted by: Boswell at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (arJlL)
Some girls like sex, some girls love sex, and some girls are kinky as hell.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (sX1BW)
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He who panics first, panics best.
Posted by: WisRich at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (G0vdT)
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That's good advice. Just make sure you sell before it hits rock bottom, and buy back in at a lower price.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (sX1BW)
If anyone knows what rock bottom is, please let me know.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: wth at May 11, 2022 04:00 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (YJb5j)
Just be better next time. Be better.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (BG/Pe)
We all know Ace is cruel.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 04:00 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (b2nrj)
Hi
Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 11, 2022 04:00 PM (BG/Pe)
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2022 03:58 PM (arJlL)
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It's like he didn't realize.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati
He HAS been busy of late....
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2022 04:00 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (BG/Pe)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:00 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati
He HAS been busy of late....
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2022 04:00 PM (arJlL)
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As long as he doesn't go back to that whore, Twitter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 04:00 PM (LvTSG)
Some girls like sex, some girls love sex, and some girls are kinky as hell.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (dQvv7)
And if they are still girls, you'd better not touch. Hold out until they are women, please.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 04:01 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (LvTSG)
That's 'cause there is no Madison Doctrine - come on, you know this!
Posted by: Boswell at May 11, 2022 04:01 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: wth at May 11, 2022 04:01 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: #TwoWeeks at May 11, 2022 04:01 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 04:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (sX1BW)
If anyone knows what rock bottom is, please let me know.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (b2nrj)
Yeah, most of my stocks cost basis is from 1997... some even older (inherited from Dad)...
I could sell now and STILL get killed on Capital gains.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2022 04:01 PM (oHd/0)
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That's good advice. Just make sure you sell before it hits rock bottom, and buy back in at a lower price.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (sX1BW)
If anyone knows what rock bottom is, please let me know.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM
2008 showed us the modern low for the dow at 6,500.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 04:01 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (yQpMk)
Tool. Huh huh huh.
Posted by: Butt-head at May 11, 2022 04:02 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 04:02 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Paolo, Doctor of Love at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (vN+oL)
Yes. And also an ugly alien.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 04:02 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (iFTx/)
So, you are a libertine horn dog who fucks around without commitment. Don't know why you would advertise that face, but to each his own.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (LOVUx)
_______________________________
So what if I sleep with a lot of women? I don't judge others on their lifestyle or what they do or don't do with other consenting adults. So why should anyone judge me?
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 04:02 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 04:01 PM (KZzsI)
That's when we buy right? Or do we wait for them to start jumping off buildings?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 04:03 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (pWxlC)
Oh it got me too.
Posted by: ... at May
At least Ace didn't yell at you guys.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM
Man, I go to lunch and the place goes nutso.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 04:03 PM (pWxlC)
How about Rex Tillerson? That one still baffles me.
Posted by: Tofer732 at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (GcxM3)
I thought that Tillerson was an inspired, out-of-the-box pick, actually. The State Department is a fetid swamp, in need of some real reorganization. Tillerson, as head of Exxon, knew the leaders in pretty much all the world's hotspots fairly well, and as a CEO could have brought some new thinking into how State was run. He was a multimillionaire to boot, so that always helps in not getting bought - at least in theory.
I was really surprised at how quickly he flamed out.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 11, 2022 04:03 PM (HQ5nN)
The concept of desensitization resulting from exposure to porn seems well established. Given that, it seems a person with a proclivity to commit sex crimes would be more likely, rather than less likely, to act after prolonged exposure to porn.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 11, 2022 04:03 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 04:02 PM (VdGjU)
You should try alcohol.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:03 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (dQvv7)
Reminds me of college when someone told me there were 7 girls to every guy at my University and I was like "who the hell is running around with 14 girls, damn it!"
Posted by: Boswell at May 11, 2022 04:03 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 04:02 PM (VdGjU)
How much time have you spent on here today? It's possibly connected, or could it be leftover feelings from Mother's Day and missing your wife?. That is a difficult day for many reasons for a number of people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 04:04 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 11, 2022 04:04 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 04:02 PM (iFTx/)
Not judging, you will notice if you go back to the post. Just noting that advertising that you sleep around probably cuts in to the quality of said partners.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 04:04 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 11, 2022 04:04 PM (fj2YZ)
Posted by: wth at May 11, 2022 04:04 PM (v0R5T)
I could sell now and STILL get killed on Capital gains.
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Those can be killers. But if you bought in the past year, sell, take the losses. Buy back in July.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 11, 2022 04:05 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 11, 2022 04:05 PM (KAi1n)
>It's a classic rock and roll tune from the '70s by UFO.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 11, 2022 04:05 PM (aeMRC)
Not judging, you will notice if you go back to the post. Just noting that advertising that you sleep around probably cuts in to the quality of said partners.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 04:04 PM (LOVUx)
Well you did call him a 'libertine horn dog who fucks around without commitment'. There's like...three judgements in there. Four depending how you feel about dogs.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (XvPQV)
Never underestimate the chance for positive media coverage.
The Media is the greatest enemy we face. Without them, the others are powerless.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 11, 2022 04:04 PM (fj2YZ)
So now we call you Farmer Dolezal?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM
Are you new here?
Posted by: Tireiron at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (a3Q+t)
Have you never heard of foreplay?
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (JNTt1)
I thought that award went to Nutzi's eyebrows.
Posted by: wth at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (v0R5T)
https://is.gd/DMz9yq
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)
>It's a classic rock and roll tune from the '70s by UFO.
Muskrat Love.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (ZsR3z)
Italian-Sicilian (there's a difference)-English-Irish-German
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (3NKiY)
And if they are still girls, you'd better not touch. Hold out until they are women, please.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 04:01 PM
Say what now? Love is love!
Posted by: Joe Biden, his granddaughter, and Hunter in "The Devil's Triangle" at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (xRToj)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM
Are you new here?
Posted by: Tireiron at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (a3Q+t)
Have you never heard of foreplay?
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (JNTt1)
How about a kiss, boy?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 11, 2022 04:07 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (ZsR3z)
Yes, but the elevator score of Muskrat Love is so much lower...it's almost Hell-worthy.
Posted by: Boswell at May 11, 2022 04:07 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (XvPQV)
Nope. He did the bragging, I listed the facts. No judgment stated or implied. Never once did I tell him to change his ways or stated that what he did was a horrible, awful thing to do. Not my place to say that.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 04:08 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022
***
You've met the former Mrs. Wolfus No. 2, I take it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 04:08 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 04:02 PM (iFTx/)
Not judging, you will notice if you go back to the post. Just noting that advertising that you sleep around probably cuts in to the quality of said partners.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 04:04 PM (LOVUx)
___________________________
Actually the reverse is true. By not denying what I am, it chases off the girls looking for something serious. That leaves only the girls looking for fun. In a big city, those "fun girls" are usually hot. As I'm not looking to ever settle down or get married, this works out perfectly for me.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 04:08 PM (iFTx/)
How about a kiss, boy?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 11, 2022 04:07 PM (3NKiY)
"Why do you feel the need to go rushing STRAIGHT for the CLITORUS!??!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 04:04 PM (
Yeah..I don't like Mother's Day.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 04:08 PM (VdGjU)
I'd guess his experiences also made him heavy on the globalist side of trade.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 11, 2022 04:08 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: The annoying dude from the B52s. at May 11, 2022 04:08 PM (xRToj)
Posted by: wth at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (v0R5T)
https://is.gd/DMz9yq
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)
.........
OMG. I honestly don't know what to say about that.
Posted by: wth at May 11, 2022 04:09 PM (v0R5T)
The GOPe is not our friend.
https://tinyurl.com/2p9vfsuf
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 11, 2022 04:09 PM (yOauX)
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You'll be seeing that in your dreams in six months.
In six months it will be November. Getting cold. The gas and oil will be shut off to europe and they will be shipping it in from all other parts which reduces supply increases price oil/natty gas. The food shortages will start to hit and there will be waves of migration as the poorer areas fail first and move to where there is some food still, then those areas will fail also. If we're lucky, by January a negotiated solution will occur. Spoiler, we're not lucky - (except for Trump - see the last two decades). And then in May will be a badly organized Nato counterattack aimed at obtaining control over resources). It will devolve into a flustercluck, and wind up on the Meggido plain by fall next year, with parts of the world, glowing. Money, health, comfort, safety, will be but a memory. In their defense, they tried to kill as many of us as they could before hand via "covid" to avoid the deaths by freezing/starvation.
Posted by: What a day for a daydream at May 11, 2022 04:09 PM (MW36j)
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 04:10 PM (0IeYL)
I don't know how old you are, but that sounds dreadful. The thought of waking up at 45 or 50, and finding that the hotties are no longer interested because old, and the quality women are all taken, sounds like my version of hell.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 04:10 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Weasel
WW IS your girlfriend!
And obviously you're a lucky guy!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2022 04:10 PM (qTwBO)
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 04:10 PM (0IeYL)
Have you told her that allowing you to have girlfriends would reflect greater confidence in her womanhood?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 04:11 PM (b2nrj)
Twitter has just informed me that Hilary Duff is looking BANGING in the latest issue of 'Women's Health'. And...yeah, looking good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 04:11 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 04:10 PM (0IeYL)
I try the "you'd let me have that one, right?" as if one, I could actually land her and two, she would ACTUALLY approve of it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 04:11 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 04:11 PM (XvPQV)
I'm assuming by 'banging,' they mean bangable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)
_______________________________
This is balderdash. There are plenty of other retards to fill the slot. (disclaimer: I just wanted to use the word "balderdash" in a sentence)
Posted by: Orson at May 11, 2022 04:12 PM (iA3kn)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 11, 2022 04:12 PM (fj2YZ)
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 04:12 PM (BG/Pe)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 04:02 PM (VdGjU)
You should try alcohol.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:03 PM (DRSnL)
Is the alcohol supposed to remove the "vaguely" feeling?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 11, 2022 04:12 PM (fs1hN)
Twitter has just informed me that Hilary Duff is looking BANGING in the latest issue of 'Women's Health'. And...yeah, looking good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 04:11 PM (XvPQV)
========
Have you also seen that we must respect Mia Khalifa's brand change?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 04:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 04:10 PM (0IeYL)
Is she allowed to have a boyfriend?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:13 PM (DRSnL)
"Buy a stock and when it goes up, sell it. If it doesn't go up, don't buy it."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 11, 2022 04:13 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 11, 2022 04:13 PM (Pu/aU)
>>If anyone knows what rock bottom is, please let me know.
I started investing when the Dow was under a thousand so it's got a long ways to go before bedlam ensues.
Based on the fundamentals, the stock market should really be between 15-20k.
Now would be a good time to take some profits before they evaporate.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2022 04:13 PM (8lk4C)
==
You'll be seeing that in your dreams in six months.
In six months it will be November. Getting cold. The gas and oil will be shut off to europe and they will be shipping it in from all other parts which reduces supply increases price oil/natty gas...
Posted by: What a day for a daydream at May 11, 2022 04:09 PM
Comrade Biden would never let that happen! He'll release the strategic petroleum reserves to keep prices low, and power our nation will wind and solar.
And, when it all fails and people suffer, it'll be Republicans/Trump's/Putin's/the current thing's fault.
Posted by: Dem Apologist at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (xRToj)
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 04:10 PM (0IeYL)
Good for her! Better than just braining you over the head if she found out you did have one.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (fF2aM)
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You're messing up my hilarious funny joke with logic. Why do you hate me? H8r!
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (0IeYL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022
***
I do believe Miss Linda signed me up for a free subscription for that. Not kidding; I keep getting Vogue and other I-HATE-Trump!!! rags, all addressed to one of my late cats. Some of the photo layouts (not many) are intriguing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (txdEq)
Is she allowed to have a boyfriend?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:13 PM (DRSnL)
If he pays for her stuff.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)
If this is an example of women's empowerment, well who am I to judge?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (fs1hN)
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You're messing up my hilarious funny joke with logic. Why do you hate me? H8r!
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (0IeYL)
Women are cruel like that. That's part of how we know ace is gay.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 04:11 PM
My guess is that he based his decision to endorse Ozzie over her was that he A) didn't know whom she was. B) Knew Oz from his TV days C) Read the polls at the time that had her in 4th place. Trump backed the wrong horse.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (pWxlC)
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 04:15 PM (BG/Pe)
And, when it all fails and people suffer, it'll be Republicans/Trump's/Putin's/the current thing's fault.
Posted by: Dem Apologist at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM
Gonna go out on a limb here and state that by the time biden is out of office there will be no strategic oil reserve, he will have sent it all to Europe to counter the russian moves.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 04:15 PM (bVYXr)
If this is an example of women's empowerment, well who am I to judge?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (fs1hN)
========
"It worked!"
-14 year old in 2093 with a time machine set to 1962
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 04:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 04:11 PM
My guess is that he based his decision to endorse Ozzie over her was that he A) didn't know whom she was. B) Knew Oz from his TV days C) Read the polls at the time that had her in 4th place. Trump backed the wrong horse.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (pWxlC)
She said much about Trump? Think she would be a Trump loyalist? Serious questions.
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 04:16 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM
Mostly we just disappoint him.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 04:17 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:13 PM (DRSnL)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at May 11, 2022 04:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 04:17 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 04:17 PM (txdEq)
If this is an example of women's empowerment, well who am I to judge?
She's 34 and her career is stagnant (to be charitable).
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 04:17 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (0IeYL)
I was hoping to use it as leverage. "How come WeaselWoman gets to have a boyfriend and I don't?!"
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:17 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2022 04:18 PM (8lk4C)
I don't know how old you are, but that sounds dreadful. The thought of waking up at 45 or 50, and finding that the hotties are no longer interested because old, and the quality women are all taken, sounds like my version of hell.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 04:10 PM (ZsR3z)
_________________________________
This is why I don't judge or even have an opinion on others' lifestyle choices. To each his (or her) own. I would sooner rehearse a gunfight scene with Alec Baldwin than get married and have kids. It's just not in me. Never was.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 04:18 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 11, 2022 04:12 PM (fs1hN)
No! But it does remove the feeling of weight that you feel being on the bottom of a drunken hobo fuck pile - reference: Hobo Nina Totenberg
Posted by: Boswell at May 11, 2022 04:18 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 04:16 PM
No idea. I am guessing once Trump endorsed TV Doc that there was no reason for her to talk about Trump. Why would you?
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 04:19 PM (pWxlC)
>>Mostly we just disappoint him.
We are all ungrateful loaves of bread.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2022 04:18 PM (8lk4C)
Loaves of bread shouldn't be grateful. They exist to be eaten by their creators.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 04:19 PM (b2nrj)
~~ Babylon Bee
Thanks Kevin McCarthy. Thanks GOPe.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 11, 2022 04:19 PM (z4DCN)
If this is an example of women's empowerment, well who am I to judge?
*
She's 34 and her career is stagnant (to be charitable).
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022
***
She looks better and more appealing somehow than she did 15 years ago.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 04:19 PM (txdEq)
>>Mostly we just disappoint him.
We are all ungrateful loaves of bread.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2022 04:18 PM (8lk4C)
Poso rates an apology, and we get yelled at. Figures.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 11, 2022 04:19 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Black JEM at May 11, 2022 04:19 PM (LyTO1)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 11, 2022 04:20 PM (p03vF)
Posted by: 496 at May 11, 2022 04:20 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:17 PM (DRSnL)
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Aaaaah, makes sense! Truth be told, I'm just happy I found someone willing to put up with my b.s.
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 04:20 PM (0IeYL)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:13 PM (DRSnL)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at May 11, 2022 04:17 PM
In a strange way my friend. Yes, yes it is.
Posted by: The Paolo at May 11, 2022 04:20 PM (pWxlC)
I've always found women more appealing than girls. Always.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 04:20 PM (yl8CB)
Posted by: Weasel
Well, I've told you to market your organic trees additionally as free-ranging, and you don't listen to me.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 04:21 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 11, 2022 04:21 PM (SH2Zi)
Meanwhile, Grennell didn't do himself any favors here. It's sheer tactical idiocy to dive in and try to dirty up somebody in a primary *if that surprise/dark horse candidate is actually clearly a likely ally in office*. Especially in a primary that looks like it's anybody's race.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2022 04:21 PM (OTzUX)
The absolute proof that it's Marxist, or more precisely inherently totalitarian, comes from the very idea of "equity" in the form of a desired equality of outcome, according to their classifications. One cannot distribute outcomes "equally" in a world of unequal individuals or people exercising free choice without forcibly taking from some, and giving it to others.
And when the "outcomes" embraced by CRT include everything from wealth, to proximity to a supermarket, to the amount and type of broadband you have, or the pollutants in your county, then anything and everything must be brought to the control of the State, and parceled out (or taken) by force, to achieve any form of so-called "equity."
Posted by: Zek at May 11, 2022 04:21 PM (OzNIz)
Plus - use promocode "POSO" to get a great discount on My Pillows!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 11, 2022 04:22 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
==
Current research would suggest heavy porn use desensitizes you to actual physical sex and may inhibit your desire or performance of same. Obviously, that's not everyone, but when you look at it on a macro basis that's the potential danger to you.
Obviously the porn industry has a few too many traffic'd female teens and young twenties who are essentially sex slaves.
Posted by: Black JEM at May 11, 2022 04:22 PM (LyTO1)
Posted by: Jordan61
Wait. Weasel wants a boyfriend?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 04:22 PM (tGb2L)
I've always found women more appealing than girls. Always.
Agree, but you and I aren't Hollywood.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 04:23 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 04:21 PM (a3Q+t)
Is he selling Ent's or trees?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 11, 2022 04:23 PM (W1xfB)
Somone who was not thinking clearly after a massive dose of drugs to help ease the pain of childbirth.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM (fF2aM)
I was born back before people knew the sex of the baby before birth. In the recovery room the nurse asked my mom, "What did you have?"
Mom smiled at her and said, "Mushrooms."
Posted by: creeper at May 11, 2022 04:23 PM (cTCuP)
Can't you flip it into another investment and avoid that, like real estate?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 04:23 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 11, 2022 04:24 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: WisRich at May 11, 2022 04:28 PM (G0vdT)
What measure was that?. Abortion guaranteed until the 9th month everywhere?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 04:31 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: creeper at May 11, 2022 04:23 PM (cTCuP)
LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 04:32 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 04:02 PM (VdGjU)
You should try alcohol.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:03 PM (DRSnL)
Is the alcohol supposed to remove the "vaguely" feeling?
==
Let's see.
Alcohol side effects: 1. removes all doubt - Check
Posted by: Ask me how I know at May 11, 2022 04:33 PM (efZU9)
What measure was that?. Abortion guaranteed until the 9th month everywhere?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 04:31 PM (fF2aM)
I hadn't read it, but heard that what was in the bill greatly expanded abortion rights thus overriding what restrictions states have put in place.
Honestly, this bill was nothing but a stage prop for the Demtards to use this fall.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 11, 2022 04:36 PM (N39Ws)
>>>I don't know how old you are, but that sounds dreadful. The thought of waking up at 45 or 50, and finding that the hotties are no longer interested because old, and the quality women are all taken, sounds like my version of hell.
Oh no. From 30 onward a man's prospects keep getting better from a relative standpoint. Sure the women you date will go up in age. But since a significant number of men self select out of the chasing poon game, another significant number are open to dating in a theoretical but put no real effort in, it leaves a glut of hungry single ladies from 30 upwards fantasizing about getting some o that male gaze. By the time you are 50 picking up a girlfriend is easy.
Posted by: mikethemoose at May 11, 2022 04:36 PM (PVUR/)
Posted by: micky at May 11, 2022 04:53 PM (3byMq)
Last I heard, campaigning outside of a polling place is illegal.
Posted by: Socratease at May 11, 2022 05:06 PM (BT83d)
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