NBC "News" Writes Maudlin, Manipulative Piece About One Woman's Quest to Make One Texas School Board Safe for Critical Race Theory

This is nigh-religious:


"Lord God," she prayed aloud as she pulled up to a voting location a few minutes later, "allow me to win this victory today for the people of Fort Bend County, and for all of the students who are counting on us."

"Amen," her kids said from the back seat.

Lewis believes that God hears all prayers, but still, she knows the answer isn't always yes.

By sundown, she and other Texas school board candidates would have the results of what have become increasingly contentious races -- centered on culture war battles over the ways schools address racism, gender and sexuality. The results that night would be mixed: Conservative candidates would sweep to victory in several races where they'd received support from right-wing political action committees, while falling short in some suburban contests in which progressive candidates ran well-funded campaigns.

Lewis was hoping she would be among those celebrating.

...

Lewis decided to run after seeing conservatives sweep to power in neighboring school districts. "I just thought, 'If not me, then who?'" she said.

...

"The partisanship and the politicization of the race here in Fort Bend County has caused so much division that we've lost sight of what this is all about, which is supporting teachers and providing the best possible education for all students," Lewis said early Saturday as she prepared to greet voters.

She wanted to stand up for the "nonpartisan" values of critical race theory and teaching about homosexuality and transgenderism in kindergarten.


One of her opponents, a 38-year-old insurance agent named David Hamilton, promised he would keep "critical race theory" out of Fort Bend schools, referring to the academic study of systemic racism, which conservatives have redefined to criticize lessons on race.

LOL.

Hamilton, who's white, also made headlines last month after a group of parents publicized several controversial posts he'd made on his personal social media pages, including a tweet that accused liberals of wanting to "sexualize kindergarteners."

Hamilton's campaign didn't respond to messages requesting an interview, but in an earlier statement shared with reporters, it said he was "committed to equality and justice for all people."

I wonder why Hamilton, who's white, didn't respond to messages requesting an interview.


With conservative groups spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to win seats on school boards across Texas, Lewis tried to position herself as a stark alternative: a Black mother who ran a campaign openly defending the types of diversity and inclusion efforts that have come under attack from Republicans over the past year.

Outside the polling site Saturday morning, Lewis said she hoped her message was resonating.

"Hi, my name is Orjanel Lewis," she shouted to an older couple before they headed inside to vote. "I hope I can count on your support for school board today."

The couple glanced toward her, but didn't respond. Lewis sighed.

"It's not a good sign," she said, "when they avoid making eye contact with you."

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All of the candidates running for a pair of seats on the school board, including Hamilton, said they believed the district's diversity is one of its strengths. (Just 15 percent of the district's students are white. The rest are split evenly among Black, Asian and Latino.) But only Lewis was outspoken in her support of district policies implemented in recent years with the goal of reducing racial disparities in student discipline and academic outcomes.

That position drew progressives to her side, while also making her a target.

Last month, some community members circulated digital flyers, designed to look like candidate questionnaires, falsely claiming that Lewis supported giving students "easy access to porns," seeming to reference Lewis' opposition to attempts to ban books that contain descriptions of sex and LGBTQ storylines.

Falsely?

This book -- CONTENT WARNING -- is one of the books they are surely referring to, a book which contains graphic illustrations of an underaged boy giving a blowjob to an adult man. Dick right in the mouth.

"Falsely."

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Freedom Action Matters, a local conservative activist group that had endorsed Hamilton, separately posted a video last month in which one of its members accused Lewis of wanting to teach that some children are inherently oppressors.

"They're going to push CRT, they're going to push the gender agenda, the LGBTQ agenda," Hamilton, who was interviewed in the video, said. "All of that stuff is coming to Fort Bend ISD if I lose."

Lewis called those accusations "ridiculous."

"Nobody is trying to teach kids that they're oppressors or victims because of their race," she said. "Nobody is saying that."

That is exactly what CRT seeks to teach.

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Even with the fundraising advantage, Lewis was feeling uneasy Saturday afternoon.

Yes, this downtrodden oppressed underdog had the fundraising advantage. NBC "News" just blips by that in a hurry.

She'd been hoping for a bigger election day turnout from neighborhoods where she'd been expecting significant support.

So, with hours to go until the polls closed, her campaign fired off a text message to thousands of likely voters in the area.

Writing in sharp, partisan language that Lewis had avoided up until that point, the text blast called Hamilton a "Trump wannabe" and told voters this was their last chance to stop him: "If you haven't already voted and don't vote today, you'll have a Trump-style radical right-wing trustee and there won't be anything else anyone can do about it."

Soon, Lewis' phone was buzzing with responses from some of the people who'd received the message. Most of the replies were supportive, but not all of them.

"Don't message me again with your critical race theory bulls---," one person wrote.

The "news" article highlights one (1) message that responded with the n-word.

But... that's one (1) message -- and that kind of happens when you blast out a highly insulting, divisive text message to random phone numbers on the internet, doesn't it?

So, finally: the day went well for conservatives.

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Patriot Mobile Action, a PAC run by a cellphone company that markets itself to Christian conservatives, had spent $400,000 backing 11 school board candidates in the suburbs surrounding Fort Worth who, the group said, would "protect our children" and "keep critical race theory out of our classrooms." All but one of the 11 candidates won their elections, including a couple who claimed more than 70 percent of the vote. The only Patriot Mobile-supported candidate who didn't win outright advanced to a runoff election in June.

Elsewhere, the results were more mixed.

In Dripping Springs, a fast-growing Austin suburb, a pair of conservative candidates who were endorsed by Rep. Chip Roy -- heralded by one of their campaigns as "America's most conservative congressman" -- won two school board seats, narrowly defeating an incumbent and another challenger.

In Katy, a Houston suburb, a mom who'd sought to ban graphic novels about Black middle school-age boys and falsely accused another school board candidate of being a child "predator," lost her race. But another candidate in Katy who said he was running to stop schools from teaching critical race theory and sexualizing children won a different seat on the school board.

Meanwhile, in the affluent Eanes Independent School District in Travis County, an incumbent school board member who'd received support from liberal groups narrowly fended off a challenge from a conservative candidate who raised a staggering $160,000 for his campaign.

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The final update of the night came around 11 p.m. In a school district that serves 78,000 students, Lewis lost by 544 votes.

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She thought of all the hours she'd put into campaigning. The insults and racist accusations from strangers. The nights away from her children, who were passed out on a pair of armchairs in the community center.

Despite the outcome, Lewis said she was proud of the race she ran.

"I think I did everything that I could."

And yet, as the last of her supporters headed for their cars, she couldn't help but cry.

Womp womp.

Ric Grennell just emailed me and said "THIS IS KATHY BARNETTE"

Posted by: Ace at 02:45 PM




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Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 11, 2022 02:45 PM (N1tpc)

2 ME ME ME!

Posted by: chainsaW@chainsaw.com at May 11, 2022 02:45 PM (W7im9)

3 Now for the content.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 11, 2022 02:46 PM (N1tpc)

4 Re Schlicter:

I'm not going to give someone a hard time because their unreliable grift-tom-a-tor isn't matching my unreliable grift-tom-a-tor on a particular person.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 02:46 PM (44ww/)

5 The part that starts with Lewis decided to run should be in a grey box, I think. I think.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 02:46 PM (2+ECd)

6 She thought of all the hours she'd put into campaigning. The insults and racist accusations from strangers. The nights away from her children, who were passed out on a pair of armchairs in the community center.

Despite the outcome, Lewis said she was proud of the race she ran.

"I think I did everything that I could."

And yet, as the last of her supporters headed for their cars, she couldn't help but cry.

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So, she lost. The news channel spent thousands, if not tens of thousands, of dollars on a reporter's time (not to mention the crew) to follow a loser of a local race around?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

7 Womp womp.

Meep meep.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 02:47 PM (qbmV0)

8 Top ten!

Posted by: Squid at May 11, 2022 02:47 PM (TOOvz)

9 Critical Race Theory is Marxist bullshit. Full Stop.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2022 02:49 PM (ynpvh)

10 Holy mackerel Ace! Girthy post!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2022 02:49 PM (qTwBO)

11 And yet, as the last of her supporters headed for their cars, she couldn't help but cry.





I hope she saved them, they're delicious. Ebay FTW.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 11, 2022 02:49 PM (5kI0z)

12 This made me lol:

Kavanaugh Eases Tensions With Protesters By Throwing Good, Old-Fashioned Kegger

https://tinyurl.com/4uthhmf2

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Reposting the willow because funny, from the Bee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 02:50 PM (LvTSG)

13 NBC dishing out the formulaic fluff with a shovel. gag me

Posted by: Hands at May 11, 2022 02:50 PM (786Ro)

14 Eye roll! This is what drives me crazy when I try to convince my kids that MSM is biased. This is SOOOO obvious but they refuse to see...

Posted by: Iris at May 11, 2022 02:50 PM (DibdT)

15
Finally. A feel-good story.

Posted by: Auspex at May 11, 2022 02:50 PM (Xo3T0)

16
I thought CRT didn't exist??

And it's not taught in schools...because it doesn't exist?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 11, 2022 02:50 PM (FfhWb)

17 We need more of this. They people WANT YOUR CHILDREN. We need to make it very clear why they want our children.

They cry about being called predators. GOOD. Make the predators cry more.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 11, 2022 02:50 PM (N1tpc)

18 So moar slave pron?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 11, 2022 02:51 PM (KMmDq)

19 Who names their kid Orajel?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 02:51 PM (DRSnL)

20
Think about that for a minute.

Democrats and the Alt-Left called us "racists" for opposing something they said doesn't exist and doesn't happen in schools.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 11, 2022 02:51 PM (FfhWb)

21 "I think I did everything that I could."


Self-immolation would make a powerful statement, Orjanel.

Posted by: Billy Bass at May 11, 2022 02:52 PM (yQpMk)

22 19 Who names their kid Orajel?
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Someone named Jelaxis.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 11, 2022 02:52 PM (KMmDq)

23 we've lost sight of what this is all about, which is supporting teachers and providing the best possible education for all students," Lewis said early Saturday as she prepared to greet voters.

Well, there's your problem. This isn't about supporting teachers. It has absolutely zip to do with that. It's about educating students, period, end of sentence. The fact that you don't get that disqualifies you immediately.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 02:52 PM (ZsR3z)

24 dammit

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 02:52 PM (yQpMk)

25 17 We need more of this. They people WANT YOUR CHILDREN. We need to make it very clear why they want our children.

They cry about being called predators. GOOD. Make the predators cry more.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 11, 2022 02:50 PM (N1tpc)

=======

According to a post from ace yesterday (I think), the groomers are trying to take back the groomer label.

"Yes, I'm grooming your kid," undermining the very idea of "born that way" but they don't care because they are in power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

26 >>>Who names their kid Orajel?

speaking of, I think I'm getting a cold sore on my gums

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2022 02:52 PM (0G13K)

27 Wish the article mentioned how many voted. Were there 546 voters, or did the majority of voters vote for this wingnut?

Posted by: Corona-exile_back_in_exile at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (Ost4W)

28 Which church does Ms. Lewis attend regularly?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (fF2aM)

29 People who are low information voters are waking up to the fact that democrats are evil.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (5kI0z)

30 And yet, as the last of her supporters headed for their cars, she couldn't help but cry.

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If you're crying about politics, you aren't mature enough to participate.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (UuD2k)

31 And good for Patriot Mobile. Glad I switched to them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (DRSnL)

32 Bill Mauldin > Maudlin Manipulative NBC

Posted by: Hands at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (786Ro)

33 "predators cry"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (44ww/)

34 "Dick right in the mouth."

That was actually the original title of the book, but they caught themselves in time.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (qpX6U)

35 CRY MOAR

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (ppBhU)

36 7 Womp womp.

Meep meep.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 02:47 PM (qbmV0)

Pizza pizza!

Posted by: Matticus Finch at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (mENHL)

37 "Hi, my name is Orjanel Lewis"


So is your name Jan Or Janel ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (M+Lyo)

38 I love happy endings

Posted by: 7man at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (qwO6y)

39

MY ANI, THEY BURN!

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MAN WITH THREE ANI at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM (d87cY)

40 but but but... will the kidz be allowed to read Beloved?!?!?!

Posted by: AllahPundit at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM (0G13K)

41 19 Who names their kid Orajel?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 02:51 PM (DRSnL)


Someone so stupid that they thought Orajel was a contraceptive jelly when they went to CVS.

Posted by: Roy at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM (Ti+Tv)

42 Who names their kid Orajel?

Somone who was not thinking clearly after a massive dose of drugs to help ease the pain of childbirth.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM (fF2aM)

43 23 we've lost sight of what this is all about, which is supporting teachers and providing the best possible education for all students," Lewis said early Saturday as she prepared to greet voters.

Well, there's your problem. This isn't about supporting teachers. It has absolutely zip to do with that. It's about educating students, period, end of sentence. The fact that you don't get that disqualifies you immediately.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 02:52 PM (ZsR3z)

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The only way to support teachers is to establish an organization dedicated to raising their pay no matter their performance, protecting the worst ones from their inability to actually teach, and finding ways to extract funds from the teachers and taxpayers in a never-ending loop of incestuous corruption.

Anyone have any ideas how we could pull this off?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

44 So justice and common sense prevailed.

Unbelievable.

Go pound sand, sweetie. And maybe read the Constitution.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM (haWye)

45 Can any leftist point to a single good outcome that CRT has produced?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM (UuD2k)

46 I love happy endings

It gets old.

Posted by: Jaded looking Asian massager woman at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM (ZsR3z)

47 17 We need more of this. They people WANT YOUR CHILDREN. We need to make it very clear why they want our children.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 11, 2022 02:50 PM (N1tpc)


It's just a parody, bro! It's just a parody! Like South Park!

Posted by: Just Some Groomer at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM (DTX3h)

48 I grew up in Fort Bend county. It's massively exploded in population like all the areas around Houston, in large part due to illegal immigration. Amazing it's only 15% white now. I'm not surprised CRT is flooding in even there. Not the same place it used to. be.

Posted by: brak at May 11, 2022 02:55 PM (KR4lF)

49 "If not me, then who?'"

Powerful Ideas like that would give anybody an inspiration boner.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 02:55 PM (qpX6U)

50 Your race must now be declared, along with your personal pronouns, in all communications to know where you fit on the progressive stack. Nice egalitarian society they are building.

Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2022 02:55 PM (MxEKc)

51 No DIM for school children, no PIV either

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 11, 2022 02:55 PM (M+Lyo)

52 Many words to read. I'll be back around comment 300.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2022 02:55 PM (M/CBb)

53 Putin's school districts: an ominous new trend sweeping Red states.

-- The MSM

Posted by: Hands at May 11, 2022 02:55 PM (786Ro)

54 IIRC, you cannot opt out of making your number available for purchase by campaigns, you can only block the number once you receive the text. Like I just did for a NC candidate I actually support.

Who the hell is stupid enough to send that text from a non burner number? Ffs, she deserves being yelled at for that alone.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 11, 2022 02:55 PM (jclkD)

55 New old business from the past....

Sin Eaters, instead, white people have to eat fast food that have been placed upon non white dead at funerals and hoot n nannies .

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 11, 2022 02:55 PM (J8LnB)

56 we've lost sight of what this is all about, which is supporting teachers and providing the best possible education for all students," Lewis said early Saturday as she prepared to greet voters.



Math scores are down, reading scores are way down, and the majority of US students can't identify their own country on a world map. They do, however know how to perform perverted sexual acts, and that socialism is the best form of government.

Even giving them the benefit of the doubt on their motives, they have failed.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 11, 2022 02:56 PM (5kI0z)

57 45 Can any leftist point to a single good outcome that CRT has produced?
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You wouldn't have TeeVee without Cathode Ray Tubes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 11, 2022 02:56 PM (KMmDq)

58 Falsely?

This book -- CONTENT WARNING -- is one of the books they are surely referring to, a book which contains graphic illustrations of an underaged boy giving a blowjob to an adult man. Dick right in the mouth.

"Falsely."

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Look, Ace, this is being misrepresented. Pornography is graphic depictions of sex or sexual activity for the purpose of engendering prurient interest. This book contains graphic depictions of sex or sexual activity for the purpose of promoting tolerance and acceptance of all sexual bodies!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 02:56 PM (DU+/6)

59 53 Putin's school districts: an ominous new trend sweeping Red states.

-- The MSM
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As I tell my friends Putin is just doing what Lincoln did.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 11, 2022 02:57 PM (KMmDq)

60 Buck up, losing candidate person.

Even though CRT won't be available, you have plenty of other weapons to stunt educational achievement in your district.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 11, 2022 02:57 PM (+UdNK)

61 Why would they need CRT in a district that's only 15% white? Seems opposite.

Posted by: Hands at May 11, 2022 02:57 PM (786Ro)

62
I'M WORTH $8M BUT IF YOU TRY TO CHARGE ME $0.70 FOR A VANITY DRINK, SO HELP ME G-D I WILL GLUE MYSELF TO EVERY FUCKING BUILDING IN THIS CITY.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Posted by: JAMES CROMWELL at May 11, 2022 02:57 PM (rzne3)

63
They aren't serving up busty lebian pron, are they?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Auspex at May 11, 2022 02:57 PM (Xo3T0)

64 It's not enough to win.

You need to use the power you've acquired to make gains and changes for your voters instantly.

Don't allow opposition to build. Just pass the laws or changes in policy and keep going.

Now, we'll see if those political victories meant something or nothing.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2022 02:57 PM (OK0YZ)

65 The only way to support teachers is to establish an organization dedicated to raising their pay no matter their performance, protecting the worst ones from their inability to actually teach, and finding ways to extract funds from the teachers and taxpayers in a never-ending loop of incestuous corruption.

Anyone have any ideas how we could pull this off?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM


As someone with some chemistry education, I'd say we need to make sure all of the components have their correct number of electrons, so that they're unionized.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 02:58 PM (a3Q+t)

66 "With conservative groups spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to win seats on school boards across Texas..."


Because liberals/progressive never spend money om campaigns It is all just pure compassion and commitment and volunteers and legwork. Pure as the driven snow.

Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2022 02:58 PM (MxEKc)

67 Where's my tiny violin?

Posted by: Texican ette at May 11, 2022 02:58 PM (KNAVF)

68 So she lost?

Does the article mention that anywhere?

Oh yes, I see, at the very end. Almost missed that part of the story.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 11, 2022 02:58 PM (sX1BW)

69 Even though CRT won't be available, you have plenty of other weapons to stunt educational achievement in your district.

It will still be taught, just under some anodyne name like "all puppies are cute". It won't stop until some people lose their jobs and/or visit the gray bar hotel for a spell.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 02:58 PM (ZsR3z)

70 Buck up, losing candidate person.

Even though CRT won't be available, you have plenty of other weapons to stunt educational achievement in your district.
Posted by: 2009Refugee

I hear the library would like some help during a couple of kids hours...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2022 02:58 PM (qTwBO)

71 61 Why would they need CRT in a district that's only 15% white? Seems opposite.
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The Race Card, like any dated product, needs to rebrand itself with they young uns.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 11, 2022 02:58 PM (KMmDq)

72 Kathy Barnette is a Putin ally!!

Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 02:59 PM (VpIIl)

73
Who names their kid Orajel?
Posted by: Jordan61


A dentist

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2022 02:59 PM (63Dwl)

74 So they spent a bit of time on her praying and the possibility of the Lord saying "no".

I guess they didn't want to circle back at the end about what conclusion might be deduced from that answer?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 11, 2022 02:59 PM (aMA7g)

75 And yet, as the last of her supporters headed for their cars, she couldn't help but cry.
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At least there's that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 02:59 PM (DU+/6)

76 BTW, did anyone ever think about just gagging James Cromwell and leaving him to rot in that Starbucks?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 02:59 PM (ZsR3z)

77 In Katy, a Houston suburb, a mom who'd sought to ban graphic novels about Black middle school-age boys and falsely accused another school board candidate of being a child "predator," lost her race.

How false was that accusation, NBC? Because if it was a teacher that likes to post on TikTok, well... there might some validity to that accusation.

Posted by: pookysgirl, tapping her chin at May 11, 2022 02:59 PM (XKZwp)

78 Buck Sexton says the tragedy is that Democrats are so crazy they won't admit any regret for their 2020 votes, even with all the catastrophic evidence now in and obvious.

He's right. I live in a Democrat area; they have absolute blinders on, even as their economic situation deteriorates, their children are actively sexualized, and the reality of possible nuclear fucking war increasingly stares us in the face.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 11, 2022 03:00 PM (Yawo6)

79 "Why would they need CRT in a district that's only 15% white? Seems opposite.
Posted by: Hands"


That 15% is responsible for any problems of the other 85% and diversity dictates they must be reduced to zero.

Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2022 03:00 PM (MxEKc)

80 A happy ending to the story.

I only wish the margin of victory for Hamilton was significantly larger. That would have made it a happier ending.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 11, 2022 03:00 PM (TNyrE)

81 Look, Ace, this is being misrepresented. Pornography is graphic depictions of sex or sexual activity for the purpose of engendering prurient interest. This book contains graphic depictions of sex or sexual activity for the purpose of promoting tolerance and acceptance of all sexual bodies! grooming and pedophilia.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 02:56 PM (DU+/6)

FIFY

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2022 03:00 PM (OK0YZ)

82 Why would they need CRT in a district that's only 15% white? Seems opposite.

Telling them they are victims is as big a part of CRT as telling the white kids they are oppressors. Plus it helps excuse the poor academic performance.

Posted by: brak at May 11, 2022 03:00 PM (KR4lF)

83 61 Why would they need CRT in a district that's only 15% white? Seems opposite.
Posted by: Hands at May 11, 2022 02:57 PM (786Ro)
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It's indoctrination for both sides to make sure everyone understands who's being oppressed and who are the oppressors.

Posted by: WisRich at May 11, 2022 03:00 PM (G0vdT)

84 "Despite the outcome, Lewis said she was proud of the race she ran."

I'm proud of the race she ran, too, and I hope lots of other liberals and Dems run similar campaigns they can be proud of, too.

Posted by: Grimmy at May 11, 2022 03:00 PM (xRToj)

85 Where's my tiny violin?

Posted by: Texican ette



Heh. I've got mine right here, and I'm playing the song: "My Heart Pumps Purple Piss Just For Democrats".

Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2022 03:00 PM (cE4C5)

86 BTW, did anyone ever think about just gagging James Cromwell and leaving him to rot in that Starbucks?
Posted by: Archimedes

Move all the food and drinks out of his reach and then ignore him.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2022 03:00 PM (qTwBO)

87 Posted by: JAMES CROMWELL at May 11, 2022 02:57 PM (rzne3)

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Come to think of it, why did he bring glue to a starbucks anyway?

Perhaps it was fake, and an op.

Posted by: 496 at May 11, 2022 03:01 PM (VJsqe)

88 Anyone have any ideas how we could pull this off?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM

As someone with some chemistry education, I'd say we need to make sure all of the components have their correct number of electrons, so that they're unionized.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 02:58 PM (a3Q+t)


I think you mean idolized.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 11, 2022 03:01 PM (aMA7g)

89 The only way this stops is if parents get to review all the books and materials used for all classes. There is a lot of garbage bags being used already, especially for history. This is all available on request in my district.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 11, 2022 03:01 PM (S1S3K)

90 I'M WORTH $8M BUT IF YOU TRY TO CHARGE ME $0.70 FOR A VANITY DRINK, SO HELP ME G-D I WILL GLUE MYSELF TO EVERY FUCKING BUILDING IN THIS CITY.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Posted by: JAMES CROMWELL at May 11, 2022 02:57 PM (rzne3)

That'll do, geezer. That'll do.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 03:01 PM (44ww/)

91 The disinformation video from the Bee is also quite good.

https://tinyurl.com/53dct3z9

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2022 03:01 PM (dNqv+)

92 Your race must now be declared, along with your personal pronouns, in all communications to know where you fit on the progressive stack. Nice egalitarian society they are building.
Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2022 02:55 PM (MxEKc)
_____________

Fun exercise when debating a liberal online: strip out from a news article any reference to race, sex, etc. and ask the liberal for his views. They're in a quandary, typically, or rely on stereotypes to guess those details.

Of course, you have TWO news articles, and you cite whichever one wrong foots them. Sound like a cheap shot? It isn't. The liberal's opinion should not depend on the race, sex, etc. of the dramatis personae.

Example: two thugs attacked a college student as he was leaving a bar. Liberal makes excuses for the thugs, deprived, marginalized, impoverished, etc.

Then I sent him a link to the article: the two thugs were white, the college student black. Oopsie. My opinion didn't change; the liberal's did.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:01 PM (YqDXo)

93 With conservative groups spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to win seats on school boards across Texas, Lewis tried to position herself as a stark alternative: a Black mother who ran a campaign openly defending the types of diversity and inclusion efforts that have come under attack from Republicans over the past year.
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I love the implication there. School boards - education in its entirety - are not a place where conservatives belong. They're not just interlopers, they're *invaders* and have no right to try to get involved.

I don't understand that attitude. They're just being anti-colonial.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:02 PM (DU+/6)

94 We are truly blessed that we have so many educators doing the work of the lord for the children.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 11, 2022 03:02 PM (aeMRC)

95 32 Bill Mauldin > Maudlin Manipulative NBC

Posted by: Hands at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (786Ro)

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Sammy Mauldin > Bill Mauldin > Maudlin Manipulative NBC

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 11, 2022 03:02 PM (TNyrE)

96 This is an Olde Schul-Style Fisking as in the Early Days of the BlogoSphere.

Gotta love a good Fisking.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (cE4C5)

97 Any news of the Ghost of Endor's quest?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (a3Q+t)

98 97 Any news of the Ghost of Endor's quest?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (a3Q+t)

======

I'm pretty sure that the time for talk is over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

99 Eh, if history is any judge, all these Patriot Action Committee school board electees will be good for maybe one or two cycles before they "go native" and get full-on co-opted by the existing teachers' union, chamber of commerce, National School Board Association, and educrat-industrial apparatus.

And those that don't get co-opted will eventually get pushed out as "right-wing extremists" by the same apparatus helped along by lots of tut-tutting NRO types saying, "We're not THAT kind of conservative."

Best to work towards ending public schooling.

Posted by: Match Checksout at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (dYe5S)

100 Posted by: Auspex at May 11, 2022 02:57 PM (Xo3T0)

I imagine that you can get busty lesbian pron on the internet every day, without pretending you're in middle school to do so.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (fF2aM)

101 Ghost of Endor??? The hell is that ?

Posted by: runner at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (pwtnK)

102 "Gaffer" has fallen out of favor, maybe we should bring it back.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (44ww/)

103 I clicked the link because I thought it had to be an exaggeration.

Nope. Can't unsee that.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (UQoZh)

104 The insults and racist accusations from strangers.

I don't believe her.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2022 03:04 PM (lgeFv)

105 The media is a criminal organization.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 03:04 PM (VdGjU)

106 Crypto is really amber hearding. One of the usd coins lost its peg (went under 1.00000, it's under 0.7 currently) and is bringing its related network coins all down with it.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 03:05 PM (0fVbu)

107 104 The insults and racist accusations from strangers.

I don't believe her.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2022 03:04 PM (lgeFv)

========

"They didn't acknowledge my blackness."

"But you're white."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:05 PM (LvTSG)

108 101 Ghost of Endor??? The hell is that ?
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (pwtnK)

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One of the all-time great photoshop jobs.

Posted by: 496 at May 11, 2022 03:05 PM (VJsqe)

109 "Eh, if history is any judge, all these Patriot Action Committee school board electees will be good for maybe one or two cycles before they "go native" "

And the public's outrage over the CRT controversy will wane, as it always does when the next shiny object rolls in. Whatever needs to be done to stop CRT, do it quick.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 03:06 PM (qpX6U)

110 Any news of the Ghost of Endor's quest?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (a3Q+t)

He captured 7 AT-STs, 5 AT-ATs, and a destroyer. They were stuck in the mud you see.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 03:06 PM (44ww/)

111 The insults and racist accusations from strangers.

I don't believe her.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2022 03:04 PM (lgeFv)

...

No it's true. There was even a noose on a garage door pull string at a racecar track in a city she drove through once.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 11, 2022 03:06 PM (aMA7g)

112 Magdalen College > Maudlin Manipulative NBC

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2022 03:06 PM (aaGzp)

113 My heart, it bleeds for this poor woman

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

114 I live in a Democrat area; they have absolute blinders on, even as their economic situation deteriorates, their children are actively sexualized, and the reality of possible nuclear fucking war increasingly stares us in the face.

My lib sister insists that everything is just peachy. Any problems we are having were brought on by OrangeManBad and that FJB and progressivism will eventually make things right. A nightmare of cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 11, 2022 03:06 PM (Xrfse)

115 I hate to say this . . . but if the school district is only 15% white, their parents should pull them out of there. It's not gonna be pleasant by and by.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:07 PM (txdEq)

116 Cromwell was Stretch Cunningham on All in the Family.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2022 03:07 PM (4ErMj)

117 Clearly, the only alternative Ms. Lewis has is to grab a couple dozen of her friends and start shouting profanities outside judges' homes or throwing Molotov cocktails through ultra-MAGA candidates' office windows or pushing hard to get Nina Jankowicz to silence Elon Musk...

Posted by: red speck at May 11, 2022 03:07 PM (gS3OW)

118
Isn't this bizarre?

"__________ tested positive today for the virus."

followed by

"_________ released a statement saying they were grateful to be both vaccinated and boosted."

It's like a Script.
They are All NPC's.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:07 PM (w/rOA)

119 Who names their kid Orajel?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 02:51 PM


A dentist?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2022 03:08 PM (h6/n7)

120 Ghost of Endor??? The hell is that ?
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (pwtnK)

The Wich of Endo did conjuring of Spirits in the Bible- 1st Samuel 28, but I was not sure what the "Ghost of Endor "referred to here was about

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 03:08 PM (fF2aM)

121 >>> Your race must now be declared, along with your personal pronouns, in all communications to know where you fit on the progressive stack. Nice egalitarian society they are building.
Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2022 02:55 PM (MxEKc)


Also don't forget to specify what indigenous populations you personaly displaced. Don't forget that.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 03:08 PM (0fVbu)

122 I see Lewis thinks removing CRT, which is new, is somehow regressive while returning to foundational education is somehow a new scheme to deny a proper education of our youth.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 11, 2022 03:08 PM (5pTK/)

123 Grennell's obvious lie and deliberate obtuseness really surprises me. I wouldn't say I was a fan of his, but I thought he was one of the better ones, that much I'll admit. Guess I was wrong about him.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 11, 2022 02:52 PM (sVtYq)

There is a breed of GOPe (for lack of a better term) that knows ALL the right things to say and tone to take. It's all bait and we are generally very easy. And Grenell is one of them. He even had me for a spell.

It reminds me in a way of how we spent years and years trying to intellectually voxplain to Ofuckstick that despite his constant claims to the contrary, social and other programs don't generate money, they COST money.

And then one day the Republicans proposed something normal and Obama *immediately* came out and argued this idea of fiscal responsibility and talked about how these programs will simply COST the average taxpayer.

And then you realize they know it. They know all of it. They just like pretending to not know because they think it's funny to watch you explain and squirm.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:08 PM (cPY4h)

124 Cromwell was Stretch Cunningham on All in the Family.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2022 03:07 PM (4ErMj)


And now he's Stuck Cunningham.

I hope that was Vegan Glue he used.

Posted by: Wally at May 11, 2022 03:08 PM (FJYfm)

125 I did click on the link.
It is a graphic drawing, a cartoon, like anime.
Very offensive, and perfectly legal in the USA, sadly.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, occasional bits of wisdom at May 11, 2022 03:08 PM (jTmQV)

126 Seriously.. find me one parent that cares that a child's book shows gay face sex between a child and an adult....um never mind.

Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2022 03:08 PM (53oGX)

127 I imagine that you can get busty lesbian pron on the internet every day, without pretending you're in middle school to do so.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (fF2aM)
++++
There was a time - in the Before Times, during the long-long-ago - when being in junior high meant you would be unable (on paper, anyway) to get it at all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:09 PM (DU+/6)

128 110 Any news of the Ghost of Endor's quest?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (a3Q+t)

He captured 7 AT-STs, 5 AT-ATs, and a destroyer. They were stuck in the mud you see.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 03:06 PM (44ww/)

Made of cheap Neimoidian parts no doubt.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 03:09 PM (b2nrj)

129 Well, it seems that we were right all along. Taylor Lorenz (remember her) has confessed that she is, in fact, a lizard person.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8rvte3

Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 03:09 PM (ZsR3z)

130 Article about Ric Grenell and his pogrom against Kathy Barnette of Pennsylvania, perhaps related to the
"Cult" of Dr. Oz, as the article implicates.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9yf5tz

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at May 11, 2022 03:09 PM (vcOmj)

131 115 I hate to say this . . . but if the school district is only 15% white, their parents should pull them out of there. It's not gonna be pleasant by and by.
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Imma guessing the 15% white are Hispanics a couple of Asians and others. Once blacks exceed 10% of an organization the Black Shack effect starts.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 11, 2022 03:09 PM (KMmDq)

132 How do you know she's a witch?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 11, 2022 03:10 PM (pGAq2)

133 Ric Grennell just emailed me and said "THIS IS KATHY BARNETTE"

It's twue! It's twue!

Posted by: kallisto at May 11, 2022 03:10 PM (DJFLF)

134 #BarnetteFloats

Posted by: Richer Grennell at May 11, 2022 03:10 PM (wBpKf)

135 120 Ghost of Endor??? The hell is that ?
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (pwtnK)

The Wich of Endo did conjuring of Spirits in the Bible- 1st Samuel 28, but I was not sure what the "Ghost of Endor "referred to here was about
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 03:08 PM (fF2aM)

It's a joke about the Ghost of Kiev. ace is the Ghost of Endor, going to Ukraine to fight the Empire.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 03:10 PM (b2nrj)

136 I see Lewis thinks removing CRT, which is new, is somehow regressive while returning to foundational education is somehow a new scheme to deny a proper education of our youth.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 11, 2022 03:08 PM (5pTK/)
_____________

Finally we get a black who is interested in education, and it turns out she's all-in on idiotic rubbish.

We can't catch a break.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:10 PM (YqDXo)

137 132 How do you know she's a witch?

burn her anyway

Posted by: the greatest character in the whole movie at May 11, 2022 03:10 PM (l8gTz)

138
Cromwell was Stretch Cunningham on All in the Family.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2022 03:07 PM (4ErMj)

I TOLD THOSE STUDIO PIGS I DIDN'T WANT A ROLE WITH THE WORD 'HAM' IN IT DAMMIT! I AM GOING TO GLUE MYSELF TO CBS TELEVISION CITY.

Posted by: JAMES CROMWELL at May 11, 2022 03:11 PM (rzne3)

139
I don't know if this link will work, but ACE needs to post this image of NPC's in his "Quick Hits post today:

https://is.gd/NNyQnX

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:11 PM (w/rOA)

140
"Gaffer" has fallen out of favor, maybe we should bring it back.
Posted by: BourbonChicken


Best Boy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2022 03:11 PM (63Dwl)

141 Is this part of Texas known for being particularly religious?. If so, I guess this piece of "journalism" was intended to drive up the Black vote for Ms. Lewis.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 03:11 PM (fF2aM)

142 I hate to say this . . . but if the school district is only 15% white, their parents should pull them out of there. It's not gonna be pleasant by and by.

open borders has consequences

Posted by: brak at May 11, 2022 03:11 PM (KR4lF)

143 Kathy Barnette has repeatedly and illegally removed the tags from her cushions and mattresses.

Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:12 PM (sWM8x)

144 Good question, but alas, we already know the answer:

https://tinyurl.com/222eknbw

Posted by: kallisto at May 11, 2022 03:12 PM (DJFLF)

145 Kathy Barnette is wearing blackface. And she's a witch.

Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:12 PM (F0YaR)

146 "Gaffer" has fallen out of favor, maybe we should bring it back.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Best Boy
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2022 03:11 PM (63Dwl)
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Key Grip.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2022 03:12 PM (aaGzp)

147 129 Well, it seems that we were right all along. Taylor Lorenz (remember her) has confessed that she is, in fact, a lizard person.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8rvte3

Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 03:09 PM (ZsR3z)

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We completely disavow the actions of this renegade. We would never be so arrogant as to draw this much attention to ourselves.

Posted by: The Reptilians at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (TNyrE)

148 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

149
The worst thing about what Cocksucker Grenell did wasn't his Lie,

it was his Insult: He thinks we are fuckingstupid.

They all do.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (w/rOA)

150 61 Why would they need CRT in a district that's only 15% white? Seems opposite.
Posted by: Hands at May 11, 2022 02:57 PM (786Ro)

Them Messicans need to learn they's place.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (Qhnrt)

151 These graphic depictions -- albeit in illustrations and not photographs -- of underage boys in explicitly sexual situations . . . how is that not illegal kiddie porn? I seem to recall that kiddie porn was considered so dangerous and perverted that even illustrations were considered obscene and thus illegal. Or does my hazy memory of con law mislead me?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (iFTx/)

152 She thought of all the hours she'd put into campaigning. The insults and racist accusations from strangers.


I'm betting this didn't happen. 99% of people don't think like this, nor do they speak like this. She didn't run into anyone like that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

153 What I liked about Ric Grenell and Mike Pompeo was that they, of all Trumps appointees, would do what Trump told them to do.

Ric still does.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (yQpMk)

154 She turned me into a newt!

Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (pGAq2)

155 The Four Stages of Leftard Social Programming

1. X doesn't exist, you're a lying liar
2. X does exist and it's a good thing it does
3. You must believe X or you are a bad person and fired
4. You must PREACH X and make violent animal love to it or you belong in jail or dead

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (cF9w2)

156 Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 03:10 PM (b2nrj)

Thanks; I missed that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (fF2aM)

157 I got better...

Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (pGAq2)

158 152 I'm betting this didn't happen. 99% of people don't think like this, nor do they speak like this. She didn't run into anyone like that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

"I think people should be judged by the content of their character, not the color of their skin."

"That's racist!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

159 101 Ghost of Endor??? The hell is that ?
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2022 03:03 PM (pwtnK)

The Ghost of Endor fought like a madman (Ewok) at the Battle of Endor, shooting down 10,000 TIE Fighters, 12 Star Destroyers, and even brought down the Executor, the warship which served as Darth Vader's flagship.

Don't believe your lying eyes that blamed an errant A-wing that slammed into the command bridge for the Executor's demise. It was the Ghost of Endor all along!

Posted by: Thrawn at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (Rl7KJ)

160 In happier news, daughter in law reports she is 8 weeks pregnant, perfect heartbeat, and based on ultrasound, "carrying the cutest little Blob she's ever seen. "

Our first grand-critter . . and we're over the moon.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (+UdNK)

161 She turned me into a newt!
Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM


A newt?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (h6/n7)

162 I'm betting this didn't happen.

It didn't. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (Xrfse)

163 These graphic depictions -- albeit in illustrations and not photographs -- of underage boys in explicitly sexual situations . . . how is that not illegal kiddie porn? I seem to recall that kiddie porn was considered so dangerous and perverted that even illustrations were considered obscene and thus illegal. Or does my hazy memory of con law mislead me?
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (iFTx/)
++++
I thought drawings or writings were *not* illegal, because there is no victim involved?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (DU+/6)

164 "These graphic depictions..."
There was a SCOTUS case which decided that there were no actual victims in a drawing.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, occasional bits of wisdom at May 11, 2022 03:15 PM (jTmQV)

165 Now I remember! That was funny!

Posted by: runner at May 11, 2022 03:15 PM (pwtnK)

166 Our first grand-critter . . and we're over the moon.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM


Congratulations!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2022 03:15 PM (h6/n7)

167 In happier news, daughter in law reports she is 8 weeks pregnant, perfect heartbeat, and based on ultrasound, "carrying the cutest little Blob she's ever seen. "

Our first grand-critter . . and we're over the moon.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (+UdNK)

Congrats.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2022 03:15 PM (4ErMj)

168 Kathy Barnette is, of course, a confirmed public masticator.

Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:15 PM (sWM8x)

169 I clicked the link because I thought it had to be an exaggeration.


You're new here, aintcha?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 11, 2022 03:15 PM (CcOog)

170 Kathy Barnette is, of course, a confirmed public masticator.
Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:15 PM (sWM8x)
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She probably matriculated, too.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (aaGzp)

171
Our first grand-critter . . and we're over the moon.
Posted by: 2009Refugee

Fantastique!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (w/rOA)

172 Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (+UdNK)

That's wonderful. May God bless she and her family and you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (fF2aM)

173 In happier news, daughter in law reports she is 8 weeks pregnant, perfect heartbeat, and based on ultrasound, "carrying the cutest little Blob she's ever seen. "

Our first grand-critter . . and we're over the moon.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (+UdNK)
++++
Congratulations! I hope you thoroughly enjoy a pink or blue cigar when the time comes!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (DU+/6)

174 I skipped all the way to the end to see her ugly cry and take a header into an empty pool at the Comfort Inn during her campaign party.

But no. Where's the passion in politics these days?

Posted by: Regular joe at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (nnp+f)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (DU+/6)

176 oh now you've gone and done it Billy Gates. You've triggered Karen of Suburbia with your truthiness!!@!

https://tinyurl.com/ycx3xeu2

Posted by: kallisto at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (DJFLF)

177 "I think people should be judged by the content of their character, not the color of their skin."

"That's racist!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (LvTSG)
___________

But what if they have shitty character? Fall back on race then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (YqDXo)

178 Ace thought of all the minutes he'd put into posting. The insults about that font tag he'd left open, and saucy accusations from garrett. The nights away from his GAINZZZ while passed out on a pair of plush second-hand ottomans.

Despite everyone skipping to the comments, Ace said he was proud of the content.

"I think I did everything that I could. #doneposting."

And yet, as the last of the Morons headed for the nood, Ace couldn't help but cry.

Posted by: Hands at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (786Ro)

179 Oh, Sooth....

Posted by: The Barrel at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (h6/n7)

180 Is this part of Texas known for being particularly religious?. If so, I guess this piece of "journalism" was intended to drive up the Black vote for Ms. Lewis.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 03:11 PM (fF2aM)



This here is what we 'round these parts call 'horseshit journalism.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

181 I wonder if Grenell has received "death threats" from Barnette supporters yet. They can't be far behind.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:17 PM (mknfz)

182 This here is what we 'round these parts call 'horseshit journalism.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
So "journalism," then...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:17 PM (DU+/6)

183 And my happy news lands folks in The Barrel . .

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 11, 2022 03:17 PM (+UdNK)

184 The Ghost of Endor

https://bityl.co/CAcX

https://bityl.co/CAcV

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 03:17 PM (yQpMk)

185 Who names their kid Orajel?
--------------
Someone named Jelaxis.

Posted by: Puddin Head



Posited for Discussion:

If OJ Simpson had been named "Orajel Jelaxis Simpson" instead of "Orenthal James Simpson", would he still have cut his ex-wife's head almost off, or would he have killed himself becoming famous because he had a stupid name?

Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2022 03:17 PM (cE4C5)

186 I'd like to note that Salem Media.. you know the severely-conservative outlet that gives you Hot Air... has a twitter focused site... thusfar it has not made note of Grenell's misfortunes today...

Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2022 03:17 PM (53oGX)

187
You People need to learn how to close your html tags.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:18 PM (w/rOA)

188 Heavens, grass-roots parents protecting their children from commies, groomers and racists in their school systems???


Can you imagine what would happen if this kind of thing was broadly embraced by a political party???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 11, 2022 03:18 PM (wtvvX)

189 145 Kathy Barnette is wearing blackface. And she's a witch.

Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:12 PM (F0YaR)


think there's evidence to support the second claim.

Her tagline is "I am YOU!"

Posted by: kallisto at May 11, 2022 03:18 PM (DJFLF)

190 Henceforth I will automatically vote against all stupid names.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:19 PM (ySQBZ)

191 UH, isn't it illegal to campaign right outside a voting place?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2022 03:19 PM (oHd/0)

192 190 Henceforth I will automatically vote against all stupid names.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:19 PM (ySQBZ)

=========

*slinks away in shame*
-Mandelford Wigglethorp, who makes Clarence Thomas look like Sonia Sotomayor

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

193 Critical Race Theory is pure Marxism

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 11, 2022 03:20 PM (2JoB8)

194 An educational system that does not have education at the top of the priority list sucks ass. When the needs of teachers and the teachers unions is first children are being cut short or used to advance a political interest. Education of kids is the point.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 11, 2022 03:20 PM (0OmEj)

195 UH, isn't it illegal to campaign right outside a voting place?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2022 03:19 PM (oHd/0)
++++
For you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:20 PM (DU+/6)

196 oh now you've gone and done it Billy Gates. You've triggered Karen of Suburbia with your truthiness!!@!

https://tinyurl.com/ycx3xeu2
Posted by: kallisto at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (DJFLF)




Half-assed computer programmer douchebag says WHAT about human VIRUSES?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

197 189 145 Kathy Barnette is wearing blackface. And she's a witch.

Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:12 PM (F0YaR)

think there's evidence to support the second claim.

Her tagline is "I am YOU!"
Posted by: kallisto at May 11, 2022 03:18 PM (DJFLF)

That's "I am Groot", and it was Mayor Lori Lightfoot of Chicago not Kathy Barnette

Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2022 03:20 PM (53oGX)

198 This here is what we 'round these parts call 'horseshit journalism.'Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

It did sound too evangelical to come from an actual mainstream journalist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 03:21 PM (fF2aM)

199 Oran "Juice" Jones > Orjanel Lewis

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 11, 2022 03:21 PM (VVb2T)

200 Henceforth I will automatically vote against all stupid names.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:19 PM


Glad you said names, and not people.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at May 11, 2022 03:21 PM (a3Q+t)

201 You People need to learn how to close your html tags.

What do you mean You People?

Posted by: Us People at May 11, 2022 03:21 PM (ppBhU)

202 163 These graphic depictions -- albeit in illustrations and not photographs -- of underage boys in explicitly sexual situations . . . how is that not illegal kiddie porn? I seem to recall that kiddie porn was considered so dangerous and perverted that even illustrations were considered obscene and thus illegal. Or does my hazy memory of con law mislead me?
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM (iFTx/)
++++
I thought drawings or writings were *not* illegal, because there is no victim involved?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (DU+/6)
__________________________

That was the argument in favor. The argument against, and the one I recall won the day at least at the time, was that even illustrations of kiddie porn were dangerous because they wet the appetite for the real thing. At the time, kiddie porn was considered almost demonically abhorrent such that not even a hint was permitted. Good times, good times. I could be wrong or I could be right but that reasoning was over-turned. I could google it but don't want that shit in my search history. Good only knows what shit google will send me.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

203 190 Henceforth I will automatically vote against all stupid names.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:19 PM (ySQBZ)

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If I had only understood this the first time I saw Jeff Flakes name on the ballot, I would be a happier person.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (TNyrE)

204 Karen Lewis. Never heard of her before. Now a victim of white bigotry.

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (Vr12I)

205 Kathy Barnette is, of course, a confirmed public masticator.
Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:15 PM (sWM8x)
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She probably matriculated, too.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2022


***
While prevaricating and expostulating!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (txdEq)

206 Joe Biden is 007: https://t.me/JudicalWatch/286

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (SchxB)

207 I'm pleasantly surprised that public school parents are fighting against CRT and grooming.

Posted by: mr tm at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (rJ48h)

208 161 She turned me into a newt!
Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM

A newt?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (h6/n7)

That is NOT funny!

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (oHd/0)

209 ++++
So "journalism," then...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:17 PM (DU+/6)



Adding 'horseshit' gives it more panache.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

210 190 Henceforth I will automatically vote against all stupid names.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:19 PM (ySQBZ)
__________

Rayciss!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (YqDXo)

211 Who names their kid Orajel?
Posted by: Jordan61


Eunice Simpson?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (w9Wax)

212 Barn Ette

Her uncouthness is right there in her name.

Posted by: Ric Grennel at May 11, 2022 03:23 PM (ppBhU)

213 I think Orajel Roberts had a college in Oklahoma.

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:23 PM (Vr12I)

214 You People need to learn how to close your html tags.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:18 PM


Aren't you supposed to hold on to that until Festivus?

Posted by: Hank Johnson at May 11, 2022 03:23 PM (a3Q+t)

215 45 Can any leftist point to a single good outcome that CRT has produced?
------------------


It made me rich!!!

Posted by: Ibrahim X. Kendi, aka Henry Rogers at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (k4dH2)

216 Rub a dub dub
Three men in the tub
The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker
And all of them gone to the fair.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (oDuEP)

217 That was the argument in favor. The argument against, and the one I recall won the day at least at the time, was that even illustrations of kiddie porn were dangerous because they wet the appetite for the real thing. At the time, kiddie porn was considered almost demonically abhorrent such that not even a hint was permitted. Good times, good times. I could be wrong or I could be right but that reasoning was over-turned. I could google it but don't want that shit in my search history. Good only knows what shit google will send me.


IIRC, Instapundit argues that porn actually reduces rape, since it provides an outlet that doesn't involve real people. I suppose a similar argument could be made for CP. I'm not making it, just noting it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (ZsR3z)

218 Henceforth I will automatically vote against all stupid names.


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: ketanji brown jackson at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (rJ48h)

219 centered on culture war battles over the ways schools address racism, gender and sexuality.

Oh, schools are supposed to address these things? I had no idea. All they taught us was Readin', Ritin', and Rithmetic.

Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (sc/gu)

220 You People need to learn how to close your html tags.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:18 PM (w/rOA)


The Barrel needs visitors.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (DRSnL)

221 So Bill Gates says:
"We didn't understand that it's a fairly low fatality rate, and that it's a disease mainly of the elderly, kind of like the flu."

When, Billy? When are you talking about here? February of 2020? March? Okay, fair enough. Because by April, that picture was starting to resolve and by late July, that picture was perfectly clear. I know you don't acknowledge or mix with filthy rubes, but there were *plenty* of data available and some top-notch statistical analysis and data management done by hundreds or thousands of talented people that you could have looked at.

Or are you like the MIT Data Science department, and you immediately judged that work done by filthy normals that questioned your precious narrative should be disregarded regardless of its quality and validity?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (DU+/6)

222 210 190 Henceforth I will automatically vote against all stupid names.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:19 PM (ySQBZ)
__________

Rayciss!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (YqDXo)

Uhhhhh....

Posted by: Englebert Humperdink at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (oHd/0)

223 UH, isn't it illegal to campaign right outside a voting place?
Posted by: Romeo13

Better than inside.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (KAi1n)

224 220 You People need to learn how to close your html tags.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:18 PM (w/rOA)

The Barrel needs visitors.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (DRSnL)

=======

Especially since I can't copy and paste the whole thread anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

225 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

basically that the coof was a tarted up flu

Posted by: kallisto at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (DJFLF)

226 149
The worst thing about what Cocksucker Grenell did wasn't his Lie,

it was his Insult: He thinks we are fuckingstupid.
-------------
Hey, we are all morons here.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 11, 2022 03:25 PM (KMmDq)

227
If this scrunt wants her kids to learn about ghey buttsecks, blowjobs, tranny theory, and CRT, then there's no reason that she can't teach her kids herself.

But of course, it's not about what's being taught to HER kids. It's about indoctrinating everyone else's kids and turning them into reliable foot soldiers for commie social warfare. Not to mention grooming YOUR kids into targets for pedophile buttfuckers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2022 03:25 PM (n+4am)

228 Orjanel Lewis
____________

Were her parents going for "Original," by any chance?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:25 PM (YqDXo)

229 So Grenell is bad now, yes?

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:25 PM (Vr12I)

230 So a minority candidate in a district with only 15% white lost to an ultra MAGA.

And they think MAGA is a losing fringe philosophy.

I'm feeling pretty good about this result.

Now curious how close to comment 300 I got.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2022 03:26 PM (GXEbU)

231 So Grenell is bad now, yes?

It was a rapid fall. Meteoric.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 03:26 PM (ZsR3z)

232 222 210 190 Henceforth I will automatically vote against all stupid names.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:19 PM (ySQBZ)
__________

Rayciss!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (YqDXo)

Uhhhhh....
Posted by: Englebert Humperdink at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (oHd/0)
____________

Ever heard of "disparate impact," Englebert?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:26 PM (YqDXo)

233 IIRC, Instapundit argues that porn actually reduces rape

Seems to be working.

Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2022 03:26 PM (sc/gu)

234 Under by 70 comments

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2022 03:26 PM (GXEbU)

235 Orjanel Lewis seems like a good name to me!

Posted by: Anita Bryant at May 11, 2022 03:26 PM (VJsqe)

236 So one thing I've always wanted to know. Is the Candlestick Maker the guy who makes the sticks that *hold* the candles, or does he make stick-shaped candles?

The fact that this has never been explicitly clarified shows once again that the world is inherently evil.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:26 PM (0dUic)

237 Now curious how close to comment 300 I got.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2022 03:26 PM (GXEbU)
++++
Not very.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (DU+/6)

238 229 So Grenell is bad now, yes?
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:25 PM (Vr12I)

/Jumps the Shark....

Posted by: Fonzie at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (oHd/0)

239 "All of the candidates running for a pair of seats on the school board, including Hamilton, said they believed the district's diversity is one of its strengths. (Just 15 percent of the district's students are white. The rest are split evenly among Black, Asian and Latino.) " -from the story-

Diversity keeps getting better the more diversity you have, y'all. Only 15% more to go for perfection!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (MFphb)

240 Henceforth I will automatically vote against all stupid names.

Ja.

Posted by: Adolf Schicklegruber at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (ppBhU)

241 45 Can any leftist point to a single good outcome that CRT has produced?
------------------


It made me rich!!!
Posted by: Ibrahim X. Kendi, aka Henry Rogers
__________

Me too! And like you, it got me a nice tenured job in academia that I was completely unqualified for!

And I love my $50,000 speaking gigs for telling people fairy tales and lies!

Is this a great country, or what? I luvs me some guilty whiteys!

Posted by: Nikole Hannah-Jones at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (k4dH2)

242 I'd like to stack the members of the media in a great pile and set them on fire. Tater and Jonah Goldberg would be the fire starters.
Anyone who treats the media with complete contempt is alright by me.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (VdGjU)

243 Rub a dub dub
Three men in the tub
The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker
And all of them gone to the fair.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM


That Folsom Street thing that zombie documented?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (a3Q+t)

244 Orjanel>Orenthal

Posted by: mr tmz at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (rJ48h)

245 41 19 Who names their kid Orajel?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 02:51 PM (DRSnL)


Someone so stupid that they thought Orajel was a contraceptive jelly when they went to CVS.

You are 100% correct. It prevents conception via mouth jobs, even if you swallow. Hey those spermy thingies are awesome swimmers and might take a ride down the gullet on top of a potato.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (qfLjt)

246 It was the Ghost of Endor all along!
Posted by: Thrawn at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (Rl7KJ)

Sounds like the furry one is engaging in a bit of stolen valor.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (LOVUx)

247 >>She thought of all the hours she put in campaigning. The insults and racist accusations from strangers.


Uh, welcome to politics, sweetheart -- did you think it would be easy and criticism-free?

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (Q1Oad)

248
I'm telling you, Iceland doesn't cotton to stupid names.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (w/rOA)

249 "Passenger with no flying experience landed a plane after pilot became incapacitated"

Every flightsim geek has wet dreams about being the hero in this situation, but this one was wasted on a total noob. Where's the justice? All those sim hours wasted.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (qpX6U)

250 So Grenell is bad now, yes?
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:25 PM (Vr12I)



Meh, he's a tool. Trump told him to go to the mattresses for Oz and he's doing that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (yQpMk)

251 217 That was the argument in favor. The argument against, and the one I recall won the day at least at the time, was that even illustrations of kiddie porn were dangerous because they wet the appetite for the real thing. At the time, kiddie porn was considered almost demonically abhorrent such that not even a hint was permitted. Good times, good times. I could be wrong or I could be right but that reasoning was over-turned. I could google it but don't want that shit in my search history. Good only knows what shit google will send me.


IIRC, Instapundit argues that porn actually reduces rape, since it provides an outlet that doesn't involve real people. I suppose a similar argument could be made for CP. I'm not making it, just noting it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 03:24 PM (ZsR3z)
_____________________________

That argument was also made and, I recall, rejected. I personally don't know if it's true or not. I'm not even sure if it's capable of being evaluated as true or false. I do know that back when I was a young teenager, seeing porn/nudity and even spanking the monkey certainly made me want the real thing more.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

252 Sup, y'all?

Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (0IeYL)

253 247 >>She thought of all the hours she put in campaigning. The insults and racist accusations from strangers.


Uh, welcome to politics, sweetheart -- did you think it would be easy and criticism-free?
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (Q1Oad)

========

She never once heard anyone say anything bad about Obama or Hillary or Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

254 I've long thought that about porn, but would still be heavily against all depictions of CP including artificial ones.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:29 PM (0dUic)

255 OT: The leader of the CA legislature wants to spend $10 billion to help families come up with down payments. This is to "address the state's sky-high housing costs."

Two minor points:

1. If people can't afford the down payment, how are they going to afford the house payments?

2. Has this idiot learned nothing whatever from the student loan fiasco? Providing people with more money to spend only drives UP prices.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:29 PM (YqDXo)

256 What about Ringers Lactate Lewis? aka D5W?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2022 03:29 PM (4I/2K)

257 UH, isn't it illegal to campaign right outside a voting place?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2022 03:19 PM (oHd/0)

Not if you are a black nationalist dressed like a hoodlum in philly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2022 03:29 PM (Irn0L)

258 Weasel!

*smooch*

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:29 PM (ZK5Af)

259

Orangeanalman Bad!

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE TEETHING GEL at May 11, 2022 03:29 PM (d87cY)

260 Hi, Weasel!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 03:29 PM (DRSnL)

261 Orjanel>Orenthal
Posted by: mr tmz at May 11, 2022


***
Orale!!

Posted by: Tuco Salamanca at May 11, 2022 03:30 PM (txdEq)

262 "All of the candidates running for a pair of seats on the school board, including Hamilton, said they believed the district's diversity is one of its strengths. (Just 15 percent of the district's students are white. The rest are split evenly among Black, Asian and Latino.) " ...
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (MFphb)
++++
Split evenly. So it's 15% white, 28.3% Black, 28.3% Latino and 28.3% Asian. None of the next-largest groups are even double the size of the smallest group.

So why would they expect that a radical racial platform would be good sell there? Merely because there are fewer white devils to oppose it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:30 PM (DU+/6)

263 I haven't been on much lately. Got a 100 yr old troublesome mother.

But the last boy is going to Penn State Engineering in the Fall.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:30 PM (ySQBZ)

264 6 She thought of all the hours she'd put into campaigning. The insults and racist accusations from strangers. The nights away from her children, who were passed out on a pair of armchairs in the community center.

Despite the outcome, Lewis said she was proud of the race she ran.

"I think I did everything that I could."

And yet, as the last of her supporters headed for their cars, she couldn't help but cry.

***


F*** off, AWFL.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 11, 2022 03:30 PM (wb1YC)

265 You know one way to fix voting?

Require a one paragraph answer as to why you want to vote for this person that cannot include their race, their party, or any endorsements and must include one SPECIFIC campaign promise they've made.

It would be funny to watch lefty LIVs trying to work through it. I want to vote for Joe Biden...uh...because...uh...he's a democrat...uh...because...uh Obama told me to vote for...DAMMIT. Uh...because he's gonna start a war with Russia?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2022 03:30 PM (ESjRY)

266 The Rick Grenell poster is a fake

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 11, 2022 03:30 PM (2JoB8)

267 Orjanel Lewis seems like a good name to me!

And, how.

Posted by: Punky Brewster at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM (Xrfse)

268 "Hi, my name is Orjanel Lewis," she shouted to an older couple before they headed inside to vote. "I hope I can count on your support for school board today."

I don't know about Texas, but that shit's illegal where I live. Straight up electioneering.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM (TU8Tj)

269 I'm telling you, Iceland doesn't cotton to stupid names.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022


***
Quoted for truth

Posted by: Bjork at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM (txdEq)

270
That argument was also made and, I recall, rejected. I personally don't know if it's true or not. I'm not even sure if it's capable of being evaluated as true or false. I do know that back when I was a young teenager, seeing porn/nudity and even spanking the monkey certainly made me want the real thing more.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (iFTx/)



Watched a LOT of it in my time here on this planet. Not ONE TIME have I EVER, even REMOTELY contemplated attacking a woman and cramming my johnson in her against her will. Not one time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

271 Anti smoking ads definitely made me want a cigarette

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM (ySQBZ)

272 261 Orjanel>Orenthal
Posted by: mr tmz at May 11, 2022

***
Orale!!
Posted by: Tuco Salamanca at May 11, 2022 03:30 PM (txdEq)

Oragel.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM (sI15f)

273 Uhhhhh....
Posted by: Englebert Humperdink at May 11, 2022 03:24
Ever heard of "disparate impact," Englebert?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:26 PM (YqDXo)

I think Humperdink means "Big Dick Energy" in Flemish.

Posted by: Latto, Fat Ass Rapper at May 11, 2022 03:32 PM (VVb2T)

274 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 11, 2022 03:32 PM (arJlL)

275 Old and busted: Graphic depictions of violence in video games turns boys into school shooters.

New hotness: Graphic depictions of oral sex in books it totes OK, and you are crazy to assert this will encourage gay sex with an adult.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 11, 2022 03:32 PM (Q1Oad)

276
pelosi quotes the Bible as she justifies her swindling the taxpayers of another $40B "for ukraine."

Apparently, the Gospel of Matthew is a big supporter of zelensky.

I wonder if we'll find out next week that Luke and John were "pro choice?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:32 PM (w/rOA)

277 262 "All of the candidates running for a pair of seats on the school board, including Hamilton, said they believed the district's diversity is one of its strengths. (Just 15 percent of the district's students are white. The rest are split evenly among Black, Asian and Latino.) " ...
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 11, 2022 03:27 PM (MFphb)
++++
Split evenly. So it's 15% white, 28.3% Black, 28.3% Latino and 28.3% Asian. None of the next-largest groups are even double the size of the smallest group.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:30 PM (DU+/6)
______________________________

What the hell kind of district is that, that has black, latino, and asian so evenly distributed, and whites not far behind?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

278 "Major truckstop chains Loves and Pilot warning about imminent diesel shortages in the eastern half of the US."

It's at ZH, and they are constantly setting their hair on fire.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 11, 2022 03:32 PM (UuD2k)

279 268 "Hi, my name is Orjanel Lewis," she shouted to an older couple before they headed inside to vote. "I hope I can count on your support for school board today."

I don't know about Texas, but that shit's illegal where I live. Straight up electioneering.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM (TU8Tj)

I am sure that is why the couple ignored her and went in and voted against her.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 11, 2022 03:32 PM (sI15f)

280 Orjanel>Orenthal
---
This shit ain't funny and none of you are linguists anyway.

Posted by: Jumanji Brown at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM (sWM8x)

281
So public school libraries have books with dick dick in the mouth mouth?

That should really make america great

Posted by: Yo! Ultra Ultra MAGA at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM (t4gxr)

282 Ever heard of "disparate impact," Englebert?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2022 03:26 PM (YqDXo)


Wasn't that a movie about a comet that was going to hit earth?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM (anj39)

283 I don't know about Texas, but that shit's illegal where I live. Straight up electioneering.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM


Around here, it depends on how close to the polling place you are. There are always tons of people holding campaign signs, but they're all all outside a specified radius.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM (h6/n7)

284 I think Humperdink means "Big Dick Energy" in Flemish.
---------------
Sure its not Welsh?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM (KMmDq)

285 Orjanel>Orenthal
Posted by: mr tmz at May 11, 2022
***
Orale!!
Posted by: Tuco Salamanca at May 11, 2022
*
Oragel.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 11, 2022


***
Di-Gel!

Posted by: Gourmands Everywhere at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM (txdEq)

286 Who wants orajel screaming at you?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM (ySQBZ)

287 Rub a dub dub
Three men in the tub
The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker
And all of them gone to the fair.
Posted by: nurse ratched

And there was no weedwhacker there.

Posted by: JT at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM (arJlL)

288 THis Cromwell turd needs an education. I suggest walking up to the glued hand side of him and smacking him right in the face. Start with a bag of dog shit. End with a brick.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM (JNTt1)

289 I've watched dozens, hundreds of shootings on tv and movies, and I've never shot anyone.
I've *thought* about it, yes...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, occasional bits of wisdom at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (jTmQV)

290 Sup, y'all?
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM


Y'all keeping bluebell focused?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (a3Q+t)

291 "There are always tons of people holding campaign signs, but they're all all outside a specified radius."

We keep ours outside the ulna.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (qpX6U)

292 pelosi quotes the Bible as she justifies her swindling the taxpayers of another $40B "for ukraine."

Apparently, the Gospel of Matthew is a big supporter of zelensky.

I wonder if we'll find out next week that Luke and John were "pro choice?"
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:32 PM (w/rOA)

Demon possessed alcoholics make the best theologians.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (VdGjU)

293 I think Humperdink means "Big Dick Energy" in Flemish.
---------------
Sure its not Welsh?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 11, 2022


***
I see 3 vowels. Too many for Welsh.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (txdEq)

294
I don't know about Texas, but that shit's illegal where I live. Straight up electioneering.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM (TU8Tj)



Signs and volunteers have to be a specific distance away from the main entrance to the polling station. Doesn't say you can't shout at people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

295 What the hell kind of district is that, that has black, latino, and asian so evenly distributed, and whites not far behind?
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:32 PM (iFTx/)
++++
It's unusual. If I had to guess, it's probably inner-suburban in a border state with a confluence of industries from surrounding areas.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (DU+/6)

296 Diversity turns out not to be a strength at all but they keep saying that.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (ySQBZ)

297 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

I always wanted a woman to dress like a clown and force me to watch her juggle. Not sure what that's all about.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (BG/Pe)

298 I haven't been to any public meetings on this sort of stuff, but I assume someone presents what's actually covered in a history class. A discussion of the Civil War, Reconstruction, Rosa Parks, Civil Rights Acts, etc. The proponents of CRT make it sound like you can't talk about any of these things unless we go to their curriculum. Don't they at least have to make a case of what their curriculum would provide that isn't currently being studied?

Posted by: Wally at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (FJYfm)

299 Our fraudulent president is a walking poster child for CP.

His middle name is "Robinette", which is French slang for a BJ.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (w9Wax)

300

See Dick
See Dick Suck
Suck Dick Suck

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (yQpMk)

301 Start with a bag of dog shit. End with a brick.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM


Are you new here?

Posted by: Tireiron at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (a3Q+t)

302 270
That argument was also made and, I recall, rejected. I personally don't know if it's true or not. I'm not even sure if it's capable of being evaluated as true or false. I do know that back when I was a young teenager, seeing porn/nudity and even spanking the monkey certainly made me want the real thing more.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (iFTx/)


Watched a LOT of it in my time here on this planet. Not ONE TIME have I EVER, even REMOTELY contemplated attacking a woman and cramming my johnson in her against her will. Not one time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
____________________________

Me either. But the issue isn't whether watching it makes normal people like yourself want to do it for real. The issue is the effect on men ALREADY INCLINED to raping or abusing women.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

303 >>> The Rick Grenell poster is a fake
Posted by: Skip's phone at May 11, 2022 03:30 PM (2JoB


There's a Rick Grenell poster? I'll have to say right now my 80s poster of Lynda Carter is probably better.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (0fVbu)

304 Where does the nickname “Groot” for Lori Lightfoot come from?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (4G0LT)

305 CP? Child porn?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (VdGjU)

306 "There are always tons of people holding campaign signs, but they're all all outside a specified radius."

We keep ours outside the ulna.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM


That was an 'armless joke. We'll allow it.

Posted by: The Judges at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (h6/n7)

307 It's like the good book says, give unto zelensky that which belongs to zelensky.

Posted by: Madame Box Wine at May 11, 2022 03:36 PM (ppBhU)

308 100 ft from any door to the polling place = the exclusion zone.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2022 03:36 PM (4I/2K)

309 I always wanted a woman to dress like a clown and force me to watch her juggle. Not sure what that's all about.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (BG/Pe)


And I thought Sponge was weird...

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 03:36 PM (DRSnL)

310 Alexandria Va public schools are only 22% white. Majority Hispanic with black a close second.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:36 PM (ySQBZ)

311 CP? Child porn?

Correct.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 03:36 PM (ZsR3z)

312 Split evenly. So it's 15% white, 28.3% Black, 28.3% Latino and 28.3% Asian. None of the next-largest groups are even double the size of the smallest group.

So why would they expect that a radical racial platform would be good sell there? Merely because there are fewer white devils to oppose it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:30 PM (DU+/6)

Maybe those "minorities" which apparently aren't prefer that their kids learn something that could help them get good jobs and be good providers and citizens. Maybe that.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 03:36 PM (LOVUx)

313
Boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (XvPQV)

314
Teachers are the real heroes.
That reminds me. I'm hungry for a meatball samiche.

Posted by: Speller at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (pSotA)

315 Schumer's crazy vote in the Senate just started.

Posted by: WisRich at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (G0vdT)

316 Hey, remember when everyone had to vote for Obama to heal the country's racial problems?

Posted by: Azathoth at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (wb1YC)

317 Where does the nickname “Groot” for Lori Lightfoot come from?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (4G0LT)


Look at her. Look at Groot. What more do you need?

(I will admit - I find Beetlejuice to be more accurate.)

Posted by: Wally at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (FJYfm)

318 And all the kids were above average.

Posted by: 496 at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (VJsqe)

319 There's a Rick Grenell poster? I'll have to say right now my 80s poster of Lynda Carter is probably better.

Don't be so hasty. Rick is also dressed like Wonder Woman in his poster, and he's ravishing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (ppBhU)

320 Where does the nickname “Groot” for Lori Lightfoot come from?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM


From Groot, specifically her uncanny resemblance there unto.

Posted by: Tireiron at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (a3Q+t)

321 Diversity turns out not to be a strength at all but they keep saying that.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022


***
About that . . . funny how when we had a much less diverse country, we had less crime, less angst, and less panic and furor about nothing?

Of course we also did not have social media.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (txdEq)

322 208 161 She turned me into a newt!
Posted by: Ric Grenell at May 11, 2022 03:13 PM

A newt?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (h6/n7)

That is NOT funny!
Posted by: Newt Gingrich at May 11, 2022 03:22 PM (oHd/0)


Y'all are killin' me!

Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (sI15f)

323
Me either. But the issue isn't whether watching it makes normal people like yourself want to do it for real. The issue is the effect on men ALREADY INCLINED to raping or abusing women.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (iFTx/)



I'm not a doctor, but I did sleep on a firmness adjustable bed last night, but I'm going to throw out there, if they're INCLINED, they're going to do it anyway and watching porn has VERY LITTLE to do with when they do it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

324 Baby Groot really.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (yQpMk)

325 And I thought Sponge was weird...

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 03:36 PM (DRSnL)

I just realized - my mother was a clown. Do you think that has anything to do with it?

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (BG/Pe)

326 Where does the nickname “Groot” for Lori Lightfoot come from?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (4G0LT)

Beetlejuice (betelgeuse) is too hard to spell.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2022 03:38 PM (4I/2K)

327 I don't know about Texas, but that shit's illegal where I live. Straight up electioneering.
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Here we have a specified distance (like 50 feet or 100 feet) from the polling place beyond which election activity is legal. At my polling place there are always dims who stand right on the line handing out "suggested" ballots.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 11, 2022 03:38 PM (sWM8x)

328 >>> Diversity turns out not to be a strength at all but they keep saying that.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (ySQBZ)


DIVERSITY
Because None Of Us Are As Dumb As All Of Us

Posted by: banana Dream's demotivational poster at May 11, 2022 03:38 PM (0fVbu)

329 "Hi, my name is Orjanel Lewis," she shouted to an older couple before they headed inside to vote. "I hope I can count on your support for school board today."

I don't know about Texas, but that shit's illegal where I live. Straight up electioneering.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM


In Texas they can do that as long as they are over 100 feet away from the entrance to the polling place. When we lived in Connecticut it was 75 feet away from the door and they had chalk lines drawn where they had to stand outside of or put their signs up.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 03:38 PM (bVYXr)

330 Boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (XvPQV)



This guy.

He gets it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

331 313
Boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (XvPQV)

========

Fine.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6xj7uk

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

332 House Democrats march to the Senate side chanting “my body my decision” ahead of the Senate vote aimed at preserving access to abortion nationwide, which is expected to fail.

"My Body, My Decision" ... where were these folks during the vaccine mandates ?

Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (RHGPo)

333 288 THis Cromwell turd needs an education. I suggest walking up to the glued hand side of him and smacking him right in the face.
-------------------
My English ancestors felt the same way.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (KMmDq)

334 "There are always tons of people holding campaign signs, but they're all all outside a specified radius."
*
We keep ours outside the ulna.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM
*
That was an 'armless joke. We'll allow it.
Posted by: The Judges at May 11, 2022


***
Very humerus. (Come on, you know somebody was going to run with that)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (txdEq)

335 CRT is a nuclear bomb in the culture wars.

The Obamas could have advanced their foolish notions about race to greater effect if they had approached a smoother, gentler transition in say, menus, - food preparation in the hot lunch program.

Who doesn't like soul food?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (aeMRC)

336
Oh Dear...

Youtube JP Sears dresses up like a goblin tik-tok "teacher"

https://youtu.be/7i8PYJfFbhw

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (w/rOA)

337 At my polling place there are always dims who stand right on the line handing out "suggested" ballots.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 11, 2022 03:38 PM (sWM8x)



I'm old enough to remember when they handed out half-pints of Ancient Age and said 'Remember George'.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (yQpMk)

338 And all the kids were above average.
Posted by: 496 at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (VJsqe)


Ahhhh.....
Hang on a sec.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (anj39)

339 295 What the hell kind of district is that, that has black, latino, and asian so evenly distributed, and whites not far behind?
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:32 PM (iFTx/)
++++
It's unusual. If I had to guess, it's probably inner-suburban in a border state with a confluence of industries from surrounding areas.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM (DU+/6)

Mountain View is very much like that. I was not a minority at my high school but it was close. Some places mostly don't give a damn about it, so it's not a big deal.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (LOVUx)

340 House Democrats march to the Senate side chanting “my body my decision”

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So they did the same thing the J6 people did?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (UuD2k)

341 Boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM


The metasubject of this morning's Art Thread, it was speculated.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (a3Q+t)

342 OK, sorry for my ignorance — but who is this “Groot” that she is supposed to resemble?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (4G0LT)

343
Ace will like that vid above.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (w/rOA)

344 Senator Joe Manchin Says He’s a “No” Vote on the Democrats’ Radical Abortion Bill

Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

345 Oh, and as requested.


https://is.gd/jpMIpE

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

346 Oooh, a new miniseries about the chick who ordered her BF to off himself. Looks like a seven hour binge. "Now Get Back In The Car And Die, Pussy!" fresh on Hulu now.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (qpX6U)

347 Major truckstop chains Loves and Pilot warning about imminent diesel shortages in the eastern half of the US.

It's at ZH, and they are constantly setting their hair on fire.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe



No, it is true. There is a strange disconnect between east coast and the rest of the country. Prices for diesel are far higher in the east, though there will be shortages all over the country soon.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (5kI0z)

348 332 House Democrats march to the Senate side chanting “my body my decision” ahead of the Senate vote aimed at preserving access to abortion nationwide, which is expected to fail.

"My Body, My Decision" ... where were these folks during the vaccine mandates ?
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (RHGPo)

========

Only the men should be chanting this. Only men can be women. They end up the best women.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (LvTSG)

349 I always wanted a woman to dress like a clown and force me to watch her juggle. Not sure what that's all about.


Honk Honk!

Posted by: Clown what has bicycle horns for Bewbs at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (w9Wax)

350 Heck, TJM, she wouldn't even have to look at how Obama and FAB were criticized, just look at current school board.

My mom was on the city Planning Board and later was School Board president and boy, did the local paper, strangers, acquaintances, and friends alike feel free to criticise her depending on the current issue. There is no day off from that.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (Q1Oad)

351 317 Where does the nickname “Groot” for Lori Lightfoot come from?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (4G0LT)


Look at her. Look at Groot. What more do you need?

(I will admit - I find Beetlejuice to be more accurate.)


I've always thought of Admiral Akbar from Star Wars.
It's a trap

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (2cfUo)

352 Oh, and as requested.


https://is.gd/jpMIpE
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Mama mia! She's a handful or three.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2022 03:41 PM (4I/2K)

353 350 Heck, TJM, she wouldn't even have to look at how Obama and FAB were criticized, just look at current school board.

My mom was on the city Planning Board and later was School Board president and boy, did the local paper, strangers, acquaintances, and friends alike feel free to criticise her depending on the current issue. There is no day off from that.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (Q1Oad)

=======

I was saying she lived in a bubble.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:41 PM (LvTSG)

354 A New York Judge on Wednesday agreed to lift a civil contempt charge against President Trump if he pays $110,000 in fines.

Two weeks ago New York Judge Arthur Engoron held Donald Trump in contempt and ordered a fine of $10,000 per day that he refuses to turn over documents to New York Attorney General Letitia James.

.. are these fines or payola ?

Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2022 03:41 PM (RHGPo)

355 IIRC, Instapundit argues that porn actually reduces rape

Thank goodness for rap music. Has really kept crime down.

Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2022 03:41 PM (V+A8w)

356 246 It was the Ghost of Endor all along!
Posted by: Thrawn at May 11, 2022 03:14 PM (Rl7KJ)

Sounds like the furry one is engaging in a bit of stolen valor.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (LOVUx)

Does the rebellion have DD-214s?

Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2022 03:41 PM (53oGX)

357 336
Oh Dear...

Youtube JP Sears dresses up like a goblin tik-tok "teacher"

https://youtu.be/7i8PYJfFbhw
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (w/rOA)

" Goblin Tik Tok Teacher". Whole place has gone insane.

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:41 PM (Vr12I)

358 Mama mia! She's a handful or three.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2022 03:41 PM (4I/2K)



That's a spicy meatballa!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 03:41 PM (yQpMk)

359 OK, sorry for my ignorance — but who is this “Groot” that she is supposed to resemble?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022


***
A tiny tree-like character in the Guardians of the Galaxy movies who seems to have only 1 line: "I am Groot."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:42 PM (txdEq)

360 Lori is the Great White Hunter with shrunken head from that Alec Baldwin/Michael Keaton movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2022 03:42 PM (6mtmk)

361 323
Me either. But the issue isn't whether watching it makes normal people like yourself want to do it for real. The issue is the effect on men ALREADY INCLINED to raping or abusing women.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (iFTx/)


I'm not a doctor, but I did sleep on a firmness adjustable bed last night, but I'm going to throw out there, if they're INCLINED, they're going to do it anyway and watching porn has VERY LITTLE to do with when they do it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
______________________________

As I said above, I don't know the answer or even if there can be a definitive answer. But it doesn't strike me as crazy that watching certain things make a person more likely to want to engage in the real thing. Isn't that the basis of almost all of advertising?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

362
Signs and volunteers have to be a specific distance away from the main entrance to the polling station. Doesn't say you can't shout at people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:34 PM


My daughter was upset when the woman shouted in our direction, but as I explained to her as I wiped the tears from her eyes, "That just shows you how committed to they education she is."

Then I told they to get in the car.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 11, 2022 03:42 PM (dQvv7)

363 OK, sorry for my ignorance — but who is this “Groot” that she is supposed to resemble?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (4G0LT)

Groot charachter from Guardians of the galaxy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 11, 2022 03:42 PM (M+Lyo)

364 And yet, as the last of her supporters headed for their cars, she couldn't help but cry.

--------

Alternate NBC Headline: "Women and Minorities Hardest Hit."

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 11, 2022 03:42 PM (7YMZ7)

365 359
Ah, thank you Wulfus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:43 PM (4G0LT)

366 340 House Democrats march to the Senate side chanting “my body my decision”

-----------------------------------------------

So they did the same thing the J6 people did?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 11, 2022 03:39 PM (UuD2k)


Yep. Just like the death cult handmaidens did as well.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 11, 2022 03:43 PM (sI15f)

367 If I had to guess, it's probably inner-suburban in a border state with a confluence of industries from surrounding areas.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Fort Bend is (or was) a high income suburb of Houston, with a lot of foreign born tech workers.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 11, 2022 03:43 PM (5kI0z)

368 .. are these fines or payola ?
Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2022 03:41 PM (RHGPo)


You know the answer.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 03:43 PM (DRSnL)

369 Goblin?

Job for the silver ranked adventurer Goblin Hunter,

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2022 03:43 PM (6mtmk)

370 Where does the nickname “Groot” for Lori Lightfoot come from?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Look at Groot.
Look at Lightfoot.
Look at Groot.
Look at Lightfoot.
Understanding will come.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2022 03:43 PM (qTwBO)

371
Look at her. Look at Groot. What more do you need?

(I will admit - I find Beetlejuice to be more accurate.)



The thing I find amazing is, with her, you can either use the movie Beetlejuice OR the Howard Stern show regular.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

372 IIRC, Instapundit argues that porn actually reduces rape ---

And shoplifting really small items helps prevent robbing a bank in the future.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 11, 2022 03:44 PM (eCqFY)

373 Madonna is selling digital scans of her naked body as NFTs.

Because no matter how bad the world gets, it can always get worse.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 11, 2022 03:44 PM (wb1YC)

374 Look at her. Look at Groot. What more do you need?

(I will admit - I find Beetlejuice to be more accurate.)


I've always thought of Admiral Akbar from Star Wars.
It's a trap


That sloth from Ice Age.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 11, 2022 03:44 PM (ppBhU)

375 Where does the nickname “Groot” for Lori Lightfoot come from?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Look at Groot.
Look at Lightfoot.
Look at Groot.
Look at Lightfoot.
Understanding will come.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2022 03:43 PM


Bettlejuice, bettlejuice, beetlejuice.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 03:45 PM (bVYXr)

376 359
Ah, thank you Wulfus.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022


***
Mind you, I've only seen the first movie. There may be other iterations of the character. But the main thing is that it, or they, look like grayish trees with eyes and a mouth. Very much like the Lightfoot woman.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:45 PM (txdEq)

377 OK, just did an image search on “Groot.” Totally get it now.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:45 PM (4G0LT)

378 304 Where does the nickname “Groot” for Lori Lightfoot come from?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (4G0LT)

The CPD in Chicago nicknamed her Groot. Probably due to her likeness to an alien.

Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2022 03:45 PM (53oGX)

379 Isn't that the basis of almost all of advertising?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

Watching advertising doesn't finish with a "release". Unless it's that Marxist ATT chick with the boobies.

I'm not yugely in on the "porn is a social good" train but I've long figured easy access to it might have reduced certain categories of crimes.

The truth is strong policing and punishment reduced crimes and we've seen what happens when that goes away.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:45 PM (BG/Pe)

380 OK, sorry for my ignorance — but who is this “Groot” that she is supposed to resemble?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:40 PM (4G0LT)

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You can also go with Beetlejuice ... just don't say it out loud three times.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 11, 2022 03:45 PM (7YMZ7)

381
370 Where does the nickname “Groot” for Lori Lightfoot come from?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

She reminds me of Admiral Akbar

Posted by: It's me donna at May 11, 2022 03:46 PM (HpJP2)

382 Who names their kid Orajel?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 02:51 PM

"Remember to vote for me in the election! Brought to you by Orajel Lewis".

Joe/Not Sure: Why did you say "Orajel" there?

"Because they pay me every time I say it! For a smart guy, you're pretty dumb".

Posted by: Idiocracy is becoming Reality at May 11, 2022 03:46 PM (xRToj)

383 Fort Bend is (or was) a high income suburb of Houston, with a lot of foreign born tech workers.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 11, 2022 03:43 PM (5kI0z)

Like all Houston suburbs it's a mixture. ( except for Pasadena )

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 11, 2022 03:46 PM (eCqFY)

384 Madonna is selling digital scans of her naked body as NFTs.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 11, 2022 03:44 PM


After she reneged on her 2016 campaign promise, does anyone care?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 03:46 PM (a3Q+t)

385 Where does the nickname “Groot” for Lori Lightfoot come from?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (4G0LT)
*
The CPD in Chicago nicknamed her Groot. Probably due to her likeness to an alien.
Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2022


***
And here I thought it was Ace, or one of the cobs or commenters, who came up with it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:47 PM (txdEq)

386 But it doesn't strike me as crazy that watching certain things make a person more likely to want to engage in the real thing. Isn't that the basis of almost all of advertising?
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:42 PM (iFTx/)



And you're accurately describing the liberal mind. It's very impressionable, as long as they feel like it's what they want to hear. e.g. pAntifa

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

387 384 Madonna is selling digital scans of her naked body as NFTs.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 11, 2022 03:44 PM

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The phrase 'bottom dollar' comes to mind.

Posted by: 496 at May 11, 2022 03:47 PM (VJsqe)

388 378 304 Where does the nickname “Groot” for Lori Lightfoot come from?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (4G0LT)

The CPD in Chicago nicknamed her Groot. Probably due to her likeness to an alien.
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What do you mean 'likeness'. I thought they looked under the tail and it was true .....

Posted by: Ciampino at May 11, 2022 03:47 PM (qfLjt)

389 Look at her. Look at Groot. What more do you need?

(I will admit - I find Beetlejuice to be more accurate.)


I've always thought of Admiral Akbar from Star Wars.
It's a trap
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits


Beetlejuice. Hands down.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 11, 2022 03:47 PM (yt//j)

390 Madonna is selling digital scans of her naked body as NFTs.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 11, 2022 03:44 PM

Someone needs to tell her

It's over, Johnny. It's over!!!!

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (BG/Pe)

391
After she reneged on her 2016 campaign promise, does anyone care?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 03:46 PM (a3Q+t)



Have you seen her after the most botched plastic surgery in human history?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

392 The fact that porn addicts continually have to find something more hardcore to satisfy their addiction contradicts its social good.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (eCqFY)

393 >>>"Lord God," .... "allow me to win this victory today for the people of Fort Bend County, and for all of the students who are counting on us."
"Amen," her kids said from the back seat.

Don't see any "nigh" about it. Petitioning God in prayer IS religious.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (PVUR/)

394 Wow,
I got snookered by Grenell's lying. Fuck him. C'mon Trump. Do better next time.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (pWxlC)

395 Omni Super Mega Mondo XL MAGA, bitch.

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2022 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

396 Madonna is selling digital scans of her naked body as NFTs.
Posted by: Azathoth



You could photoshop a picture of Phyllis Diller yourself instead.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 11, 2022 03:49 PM (5kI0z)

397 "access to p0rn has decreased the number of rapes" is one of those things thoughtful libertarians like to repeat to each other because it certainly has nothing to do with the massive blowout of gun sales in the last 20 plus years.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 11, 2022 03:49 PM (wb1YC)

398 I've always thought of Admiral Akbar from Star Wars.
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Her eyes remind me of a hammerhead shark.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 11, 2022 03:49 PM (sWM8x)

399 C'mon Trump. Do better next time.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (pWxlC)

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Me as well. Trump has picked some lousy people though. What the hell was he thinking with Omarosa?

Posted by: 496 at May 11, 2022 03:49 PM (VJsqe)

400 Madonna is selling digital scans of her naked body as NFTs.
Posted by: Azathoth

Digital played out fartclam

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 11, 2022 03:49 PM (2cfUo)

401
I think the NFT scam is because of the EU regulations on the publication of images. If Ace, for instance wanted to post a picture of McDonna, he'd have to pay some fee to the 'official' holder of the NFT or pay some fine to the EU.

Nice racket. Probably coming to the USA once the Dems figure out how to make a buck off it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (dQvv7)

402 Family Size Ultra MAGA

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

403 Plastic surgeons working on politicians and celebrities have a sense of humor.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (4ErMj)

404 A New York Judge on Wednesday agreed to lift a civil contempt charge against President Trump if he pays $110,000 in fines.

Two weeks ago New York Judge Arthur Engoron held Donald Trump in contempt and ordered a fine of $10,000 per day that he refuses to turn over documents to New York Attorney General Letitia James.

.. are these fines or payola ?
Posted by: SMOD

Judge is crazy... 'I've decided Trump didn't turn over everything I want and says he has. I'm charging him 10k a day until I get what doesn't exist.'
'Well okay, just gimme 110grand.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (qTwBO)

405 The name "Lightfoot" conjures up an image of a woman with slim, high-arched feet, like Nicole Kidman. This Groot woman is badly misnamed. My guess is her family name should be Cornfoot or Cornclaw.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (txdEq)

406 I got snookered by Grenell's lying. Fuck him. C'mon Trump. Do better next time.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (pWxlC)

Oh it got me too.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (BG/Pe)

407 385 Where does the nickname “Groot” for Lori Lightfoot come from?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (4G0LT)
*
The CPD in Chicago nicknamed her Groot. Probably due to her likeness to an alien.
Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2022

***
And here I thought it was Ace, or one of the cobs or commenters, who came up with it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:47 PM (txdEq)

You know, it's possible it started here, but I recall my first sighting on the Second City Cop blog...
I feel like there was a good amount of readers of both blogs around here so it's possible that it spread quickly.

Posted by: Inogame at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (53oGX)

408 384 Madonna is selling digital scans of her naked body as NFTs.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 11, 2022 03:44 PM


Yuck! You'd pay me.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (pWxlC)

409 Who names their kid Orajel?
Posted by: Jordan61

First kid was Orange Julius...mall rat

Posted by: Boswell at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (5iUNf)

410 394 Wow,
I got snookered by Grenell's lying. Fuck him. C'mon Trump. Do better next time.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (pWxlC)

If she wins, we'll see how she does. I am sceptical of all politticians, especially new ones. Actions, not words.

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:51 PM (Vr12I)

411 As I said above, I don't know the answer or even if there can be a definitive answer. But it doesn't strike me as crazy that watching certain things make a person more likely to want to engage in the real thing. Isn't that the basis of almost all of advertising?
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

Regardless of cause and effect, no kid ever needs to see a graphic depiction of homosexual sex, or any sex for that matter. I know of no 8 year old boy who got up one morning and said "You know, I'd really like to take one in the pooper."

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 03:51 PM (LOVUx)

412 Who names their kid Orajel?
Posted by: Jordan61


Someone with a sore tooth?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 11, 2022 03:51 PM (yt//j)

413 401
I think the NFT scam is because of the EU regulations on the publication of images. If Ace, for instance wanted to post a picture of McDonna, he'd have to pay some fee to the 'official' holder of the NFT or pay some fine to the EU.

Nice racket. Probably coming to the USA once the Dems figure out how to make a buck off it.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (dQvv7)

I don't think an NFT is rights to the image.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 03:52 PM (b2nrj)

414 Judge is crazy... 'I've decided Trump didn't turn over everything I want and says he has. I'm charging him 10k a day until I get what doesn't exist.'
'Well okay, just gimme 110grand.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (qTwBO)

or, he keeps the contempt charge in place, and it continues to accrue? Legal Blackmail?

Hmmm... who gets the money that is paid for contempt charges? The Courts system?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2022 03:52 PM (oHd/0)

415 The Dow is taking another dive, and is down 330 points. I recommend selling in a panic.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 03:52 PM (ZsR3z)

416 I am seeing Dow 30K in our future.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (yQpMk)

417 Madonna is selling digital scans of her naked body as NFTs.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 11, 2022 03:44 PM


Her book "Sex" showed everything there ever was of prurient interest about her

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (4I/2K)

418 If she wins, we'll see how she does. I am sceptical of all politticians, especially new ones. Actions, not words.
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:51 PM (Vr12I)

Yeah, but taking a chance on a new Politician is better than keeping the old ones who got us INTO this situation in the first place.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (oHd/0)

419 415 The Dow is taking another dive, and is down 330 points. I recommend selling in a panic.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 03:52 PM (ZsR3z)

Sound advice - buy high, sell low.

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (Vr12I)

420 Have you seen her after the most botched plastic surgery in human history?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
.........

I thought that award went to Nutzi's eyebrows.

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

421 406 I got snookered by Grenell's lying. Fuck him. C'mon Trump. Do better next time.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (pWxlC)

Oh it got me too.
Posted by: ... at May

At least Ace didn't yell at you guys.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (YJb5j)

422 405 My guess is her family name should be Cornfoot or Cornclaw.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM

Stinkhoof?

Posted by: Moron Philosopher at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (xRToj)

423 You know, it's possible it started here, but I recall my first sighting on the Second City Cop blog...
I feel like there was a good amount of readers of both blogs around here so it's possible that it spread quickly.
Posted by: Inogame

You know what has spread quickly?

The term "Ultra MAGA". It's one thing to see it in print. It's another thing to hear it come out of a supposedly "smart" person.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (yt//j)

424 I am seeing Dow 30K in our future.

Yeah, it's getting close, and I have the intuition that a lot of people think this is the big one. Of course, if I knew what I was talking about, I would be on the AOSHQ Billionaires Only site.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (ZsR3z)

425 Who names their kid Orajel?
Posted by: Jordan61


Someone with a sore tooth?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 11, 2022 03:51 PM

I was going to say that.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (VdGjU)

426 >>>Look at her. Look at Groot. What more do you need?

(I will admit - I find Beetlejuice to be more accurate.)

>The first time I saw Pete Davidson with Kim Kardashian, I thought, "Is Mayor Lightfoot a lesbian?"

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (aeMRC)

427 Who names their kid Orajel?
Posted by: Jordan61

"Orenthal" pretty much got borked.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (SH2Zi)

428 Plastic surgeons working on politicians and celebrities have a sense of humor.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (4ErMj)


I'd be interested to see the actual dollar figure total for plastic surgery for the Jenner/Kardashian clan. Including Bruce.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (DRSnL)

429 418 If she wins, we'll see how she does. I am sceptical of all politticians, especially new ones. Actions, not words.
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:51 PM (Vr12I)

Yeah, but taking a chance on a new Politician is better than keeping the old ones who got us INTO this situation in the first place.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (oHd/0)

Heh. With them, it's no longer scepticism!

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (Vr12I)

430 379 Isn't that the basis of almost all of advertising?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

Watching advertising doesn't finish with a "release". Unless it's that Marxist ATT chick with the boobies.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:45 PM (BG/Pe)
______________________________________

Well, there was that time I had the date with this hot Taiwanese girl who then took my back to her place and she had a dungeon-like area with TVs all around playing porn. I didn't know if it was going to be a great night or my last night. It turned out to be a GREAT night. Sometimes shit you see in pornos does actually happen.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

431 I am seeing Dow 30K in our future.

Posted by: G'rump928(c)




Optimist.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (5kI0z)

432 suck it Disney

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (sJHOI)

433 Judge is crazy... 'I've decided Trump didn't turn over everything I want and says he has. I'm charging him 10k a day until I get what doesn't exist.'
'Well okay, just gimme 110grand.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2022 03:50 PM (qTwBO)

He'll spend more in legal fees fighting it - sure, its extortion, but that is what all this was anyway. He'll pay the $110K and then the WAPO and NYT will run around waving the "he got CRRRRRUSHED!" in court flag for a few moments of proggy feel good. So what?

Posted by: Boswell at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (5iUNf)

434
I don't think an NFT is rights to the image.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 03:52 PM


Pixy explained it one morning on Tech Thread and said he's making some nice coin on it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (dQvv7)

435 Pretty obviously a campaign release the news just ran verbatim.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (KZzsI)

436 At least Ace didn't yell at you guys.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (YJb5j)

*hugs*

There. There.

It just means it's a Wednesday.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 11, 2022 03:55 PM (SH2Zi)

437 re sidebar

They're all a type of weasel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (3NKiY)

438 Insty's philosophy has evolved since I started reading him in *glances at notes* the week after 9/11. From libertarian to more conservative, as have we all. Leaving people alone to the degree we wish to be left alone has not produced a favorable outcome for anyone but grifters.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (44ww/)

439 Me as well. Trump has picked some lousy people though. What the hell was he thinking with Omarosa?

How about Rex Tillerson? That one still baffles me.

Posted by: Tofer732 at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (GcxM3)

440 Re: Pirn, funny how those who say it's totally fine and maybe even healthy (the Left) totally freaked out when Gen Z subversive started No Nut November, eh?

How dare you eschew porn and our oversexualized popular culture!!!

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (Q1Oad)

441
"access to p0rn has decreased the number of rapes" is one of those things thoughtful libertarians like to repeat to each other because it certainly has nothing to do with the massive blowout of gun sales in the last 20 plus years.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 11, 2022 03:49 PM (wb1YC)


Probably more due to the explosion in sane CCW laws rather than the number of gun sales.

A sucking chest wound is nature's way of saying "no means no".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (n+4am)

442 >The Dow is taking another dive, and is down 330 points. I recommend selling in a panic.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 03:52 PM (ZsR3z)

Crypto is shitting the bed across the board too. So much for it being a hedge against fiat. Ouch, my portfolio. Good thing it's only play money.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (+cjJb)

443 The Dow is taking another dive, and is down 330 points. I recommend selling in a panic.

------------

That's good advice. Just make sure you sell before it hits rock bottom, and buy back in at a lower price.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (sX1BW)

444 Groot is a waste management company here. I think it means she is a garbage dumpster.

Posted by: Paolo, Doctor of Love at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (vN+oL)

445 At least Ace didn't yell at you guys.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (YJb5j)

That would be cruel.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (44ww/)

446 . It turned out to be a GREAT night.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

I know this is gonna sound like kind of a weird question but did she happen to have giant oversized shoes?

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (BG/Pe)

447 Who names their kid Orajel?

A 14 year old mom.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

448 DOW set to close below 32,000 for first time since March/'21. Thanks Joe fjb

Posted by: illiniwek at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (Cus5s)

449 At least Ace didn't yell at you guys.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (YJb5j)

That would be cruel.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (44ww/)

He'll make it up in otter pics.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (SH2Zi)

450 445 At least Ace didn't yell at you guys.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (YJb5j)

========

He was dismissive of me.

So, par for the course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

451 Well, there was that time I had the date with this hot Taiwanese girl who then took my back to her place and she had a dungeon-like area with TVs all around playing porn. I didn't know if it was going to be a great night or my last night. It turned out to be a GREAT night. Sometimes shit you see in pornos does actually happen.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

So, you are a libertine horn dog who fucks around without commitment. Don't know why you would advertise that face, but to each his own.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (LOVUx)

452 At least Ace didn't yell at you guys.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Sounds like you need either a big hug or a trip to the range.
I can help with the former: {{{NR}}}

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (qTwBO)

453 Womp womp.

Meep meep.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 02:47 PM (qbmV0)

Pizza pizza!
Posted by: Matticus Finch at May 11, 2022 02:53 PM (mENHL)

Rape rape!

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2022 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

454 "access to p0rn has decreased the number of rapes" is one of those things thoughtful libertarians like to repeat to each other

Its a "wet road causes rain" story; they're reasoning from results rather than causes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 03:58 PM (KZzsI)

455 445 At least Ace didn't yell at you guys.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (YJb5j)

========

He was dismissive of me.

So, par for the course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati

But....you're James Monroe !

Posted by: JT at May 11, 2022 03:58 PM (arJlL)

456 At least Ace didn't yell at you guys.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (YJb5j)

Just be better next time. Be better.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (BG/Pe)

457 446 . It turned out to be a GREAT night.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

I know this is gonna sound like kind of a weird question but did she happen to have giant oversized shoes?
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (BG/Pe)
________________________

I wasn't paying that much attention to her shoes, but they were regular size if I remember . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

458 455 He was dismissive of me.

So, par for the course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati

But....you're James Monroe !
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2022 03:58 PM (arJlL)

==========

It's like he didn't realize.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (LvTSG)

459 He'll make it up in otter pics.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (SH2Zi)

Vids of Baby Goats are the current currency for makeups...

Posted by: Boswell at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (5iUNf)

460 Womp womp.

Meep meep.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Moop Moop

Posted by: JT at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (arJlL)

461
Some girls like sex, some girls love sex, and some girls are kinky as hell.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (dQvv7)

462 That's good advice. Just make sure you sell before it hits rock bottom, and buy back in at a lower price.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (sX1BW)
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He who panics first, panics best.

Posted by: WisRich at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (G0vdT)

463 443 The Dow is taking another dive, and is down 330 points. I recommend selling in a panic.

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That's good advice. Just make sure you sell before it hits rock bottom, and buy back in at a lower price.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (sX1BW)

If anyone knows what rock bottom is, please let me know.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (b2nrj)

464 Who names their kid Orajel?
........

Mrs. Poligrip?

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2022 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

465 At least Ace didn't yell at you guys.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (YJb5j)

Just be better next time. Be better.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (BG/Pe)

We all know Ace is cruel.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 04:00 PM (VdGjU)

466 If anyone knows what rock bottom is, please let me know.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (b2nrj)

Hi

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 11, 2022 04:00 PM (BG/Pe)

467 But....you're James Monroe !
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2022 03:58 PM (arJlL)

==========

It's like he didn't realize.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati

He HAS been busy of late....

Posted by: JT at May 11, 2022 04:00 PM (arJlL)

468 I know this is gonna sound like kind of a weird question but did she happen to have giant oversized shoes?
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (BG/Pe)


LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:00 PM (DRSnL)

469 467 It's like he didn't realize.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati

He HAS been busy of late....
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2022 04:00 PM (arJlL)

=======

As long as he doesn't go back to that whore, Twitter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

470 461
Some girls like sex, some girls love sex, and some girls are kinky as hell.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (dQvv7)

And if they are still girls, you'd better not touch. Hold out until they are women, please.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 04:01 PM (LOVUx)

471 It's like he didn't realize.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (LvTSG)

That's 'cause there is no Madison Doctrine - come on, you know this!

Posted by: Boswell at May 11, 2022 04:01 PM (5iUNf)

472 Boink boink.

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2022 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

473 The Dow is taking another dive, and is down 330 points.

It's merely a correction.

Posted by: #TwoWeeks at May 11, 2022 04:01 PM (Xrfse)

474 I think if the stock market hits absoulte rock bottom lowest it can get, they chain the doors of the NY STock Exchange and people just turn off the ticker tape machines.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 04:01 PM (KZzsI)

475 That's good advice. Just make sure you sell before it hits rock bottom, and buy back in at a lower price.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (sX1BW)

If anyone knows what rock bottom is, please let me know.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (b2nrj)

Yeah, most of my stocks cost basis is from 1997... some even older (inherited from Dad)...

I could sell now and STILL get killed on Capital gains.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2022 04:01 PM (oHd/0)

476 The Dow is taking another dive, and is down 330 points. I recommend selling in a panic.

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That's good advice. Just make sure you sell before it hits rock bottom, and buy back in at a lower price.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (sX1BW)

If anyone knows what rock bottom is, please let me know.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM


2008 showed us the modern low for the dow at 6,500.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 04:01 PM (bVYXr)

477 250 Meh, he's a tool. Trump told him to go to the mattresses for Oz and he's doing that.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 11, 2022 03:28 PM (yQpMk)


Tool. Huh huh huh.

Posted by: Butt-head at May 11, 2022 04:02 PM (DTX3h)

478 I'm vaguely down in the dumps

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 04:02 PM (VdGjU)

479 444 Groot is a waste management company here. I think it means she is a garbage dumpster.
Posted by: Paolo, Doctor of Love at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (vN+oL)

Yes. And also an ugly alien.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 04:02 PM (XvPQV)

480 451 Well, there was that time I had the date with this hot Taiwanese girl who then took my back to her place and she had a dungeon-like area with TVs all around playing porn. I didn't know if it was going to be a great night or my last night. It turned out to be a GREAT night. Sometimes shit you see in pornos does actually happen.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

So, you are a libertine horn dog who fucks around without commitment. Don't know why you would advertise that face, but to each his own.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 03:57 PM (LOVUx)
_______________________________

So what if I sleep with a lot of women? I don't judge others on their lifestyle or what they do or don't do with other consenting adults. So why should anyone judge me?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

481 474 I think if the stock market hits absoulte rock bottom lowest it can get, they chain the doors of the NY STock Exchange and people just turn off the ticker tape machines.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 04:01 PM (KZzsI)

That's when we buy right? Or do we wait for them to start jumping off buildings?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 04:03 PM (b2nrj)

482 I got snookered by Grenell's lying. Fuck him. C'mon Trump. Do better next time.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 03:48 PM (pWxlC)

Oh it got me too.
Posted by: ... at May

At least Ace didn't yell at you guys.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM

Man, I go to lunch and the place goes nutso.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 04:03 PM (pWxlC)

483 439 Me as well. Trump has picked some lousy people though. What the hell was he thinking with Omarosa?

How about Rex Tillerson? That one still baffles me.
Posted by: Tofer732 at May 11, 2022 03:56 PM (GcxM3)

I thought that Tillerson was an inspired, out-of-the-box pick, actually. The State Department is a fetid swamp, in need of some real reorganization. Tillerson, as head of Exxon, knew the leaders in pretty much all the world's hotspots fairly well, and as a CEO could have brought some new thinking into how State was run. He was a multimillionaire to boot, so that always helps in not getting bought - at least in theory.

I was really surprised at how quickly he flamed out.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 11, 2022 04:03 PM (HQ5nN)

484 I suspect the idea that exposure to porn reduces sex crimes is bullshit. I don't know of any research supporting it, though there may be some.

The concept of desensitization resulting from exposure to porn seems well established. Given that, it seems a person with a proclivity to commit sex crimes would be more likely, rather than less likely, to act after prolonged exposure to porn.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 11, 2022 04:03 PM (sWM8x)

485 I'm vaguely down in the dumps
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 04:02 PM (VdGjU)


You should try alcohol.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:03 PM (DRSnL)

486 Some girls like sex, some girls love sex, and some girls are kinky as hell.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022 03:59 PM (dQvv7)

Reminds me of college when someone told me there were 7 girls to every guy at my University and I was like "who the hell is running around with 14 girls, damn it!"

Posted by: Boswell at May 11, 2022 04:03 PM (5iUNf)

487 I'm vaguely down in the dumps
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 04:02 PM (VdGjU)

How much time have you spent on here today? It's possibly connected, or could it be leftover feelings from Mother's Day and missing your wife?. That is a difficult day for many reasons for a number of people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 04:04 PM (fF2aM)

488 So why should anyone judge me?

Spot on, bro. Do you have a newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 11, 2022 04:04 PM (Xrfse)

489 So what if I sleep with a lot of women? I don't judge others on their lifestyle or what they do or don't do with other consenting adults. So why should anyone judge me?
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

Not judging, you will notice if you go back to the post. Just noting that advertising that you sleep around probably cuts in to the quality of said partners.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 04:04 PM (LOVUx)

490 Since we have to declare our race now, I've decided I'll go the Talcum X route. Was speaking to my old football coach/AD today and he mentioned a classmate who was "black" but "what we used to call "passing" much lighter than you, Bob." Now, admittedly, I wouldn't pass the grocery bag test, especially in summer, due to my mother's Hungarian gypsy Mediterranean complexion. Might as well use it to my advantage.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 11, 2022 04:04 PM (fj2YZ)

491 The Dow is taking another dive, and is down 330 points.
........

It's only transitory.

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2022 04:04 PM (v0R5T)

492 Yeah, most of my stocks cost basis is from 1997... some even older (inherited from Dad)...

I could sell now and STILL get killed on Capital gains.

-----------------

Those can be killers. But if you bought in the past year, sell, take the losses. Buy back in July.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 11, 2022 04:05 PM (sX1BW)

493 Mrs. Poligrip?
Posted by: wth

She was multi-tasking.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 11, 2022 04:05 PM (KAi1n)

494 >>>If anyone knows what rock bottom is, please let me know.

>It's a classic rock and roll tune from the '70s by UFO.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 11, 2022 04:05 PM (aeMRC)

495
Not judging, you will notice if you go back to the post. Just noting that advertising that you sleep around probably cuts in to the quality of said partners.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 04:04 PM (LOVUx)

Well you did call him a 'libertine horn dog who fucks around without commitment'. There's like...three judgements in there. Four depending how you feel about dogs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (XvPQV)

496 I was really surprised at how quickly he flamed out.

Never underestimate the chance for positive media coverage.

The Media is the greatest enemy we face. Without them, the others are powerless.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (m0zqP)

497 Now, admittedly, I wouldn't pass the grocery bag test, especially in summer, due to my mother's Hungarian gypsy Mediterranean complexion. Might as well use it to my advantage.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 11, 2022 04:04 PM (fj2YZ)

So now we call you Farmer Dolezal?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (LOVUx)

498 301 Start with a bag of dog shit. End with a brick.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM

Are you new here?
Posted by: Tireiron at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (a3Q+t)

Have you never heard of foreplay?

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (JNTt1)

499 .........

I thought that award went to Nutzi's eyebrows.
Posted by: wth at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (v0R5T)




https://is.gd/DMz9yq

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

500 If anyone knows what rock bottom is, please let me know.

>It's a classic rock and roll tune from the '70s by UFO.


Muskrat Love.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (ZsR3z)

501 White.
Italian-Sicilian (there's a difference)-English-Irish-German

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (3NKiY)

502 470
And if they are still girls, you'd better not touch. Hold out until they are women, please.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 04:01 PM

Say what now? Love is love!

Posted by: Joe Biden, his granddaughter, and Hunter in "The Devil's Triangle" at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (xRToj)

503 498 301 Start with a bag of dog shit. End with a brick.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 11, 2022 03:33 PM

Are you new here?
Posted by: Tireiron at May 11, 2022 03:35 PM (a3Q+t)

Have you never heard of foreplay?
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (JNTt1)

How about a kiss, boy?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 11, 2022 04:07 PM (3NKiY)

504 Muskrat Love.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (ZsR3z)

Yes, but the elevator score of Muskrat Love is so much lower...it's almost Hell-worthy.

Posted by: Boswell at May 11, 2022 04:07 PM (5iUNf)

505 Well you did call him a 'libertine horn dog who fucks around without commitment'. There's like...three judgements in there. Four depending how you feel about dogs.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (XvPQV)

Nope. He did the bragging, I listed the facts. No judgment stated or implied. Never once did I tell him to change his ways or stated that what he did was a horrible, awful thing to do. Not my place to say that.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 04:08 PM (LOVUx)

506 Some girls like sex, some girls love sex, and some girls are kinky as hell.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2022


***
You've met the former Mrs. Wolfus No. 2, I take it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 04:08 PM (txdEq)

507 489 So what if I sleep with a lot of women? I don't judge others on their lifestyle or what they do or don't do with other consenting adults. So why should anyone judge me?
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

Not judging, you will notice if you go back to the post. Just noting that advertising that you sleep around probably cuts in to the quality of said partners.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2022 04:04 PM (LOVUx)
___________________________

Actually the reverse is true. By not denying what I am, it chases off the girls looking for something serious. That leaves only the girls looking for fun. In a big city, those "fun girls" are usually hot. As I'm not looking to ever settle down or get married, this works out perfectly for me.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 04:08 PM (iFTx/)

508
How about a kiss, boy?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 11, 2022 04:07 PM (3NKiY)



"Why do you feel the need to go rushing STRAIGHT for the CLITORUS!??!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

509 How much time have you spent on here today? It's possibly connected, or could it be leftover feelings from Mother's Day and missing your wife?. That is a difficult day for many reasons for a number of people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 04:04 PM (

Yeah..I don't like Mother's Day.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 04:08 PM (VdGjU)

510 " thought that Tillerson was an inspired, out-of-the-box pick, actually. -- I was really surprised at how quickly he flamed out."

I'd guess his experiences also made him heavy on the globalist side of trade.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 11, 2022 04:08 PM (Cus5s)

511 "If anyone knows what rock bottom is, please let me know."

It was a rock lobster!

Posted by: The annoying dude from the B52s. at May 11, 2022 04:08 PM (xRToj)

512 I thought that award went to Nutzi's eyebrows.
Posted by: wth at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

https://is.gd/DMz9yq
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)
.........

OMG. I honestly don't know what to say about that.

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2022 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

513 Ace's sidebar on Posobiec sent me to his timeline, where he made this same point I've been bitching about, only he said it better and brought receipts.

The GOPe is not our friend.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9vfsuf

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 11, 2022 04:09 PM (yOauX)

514 I am seeing Dow 30K in our future.
==
You'll be seeing that in your dreams in six months.

In six months it will be November. Getting cold. The gas and oil will be shut off to europe and they will be shipping it in from all other parts which reduces supply increases price oil/natty gas. The food shortages will start to hit and there will be waves of migration as the poorer areas fail first and move to where there is some food still, then those areas will fail also. If we're lucky, by January a negotiated solution will occur. Spoiler, we're not lucky - (except for Trump - see the last two decades). And then in May will be a badly organized Nato counterattack aimed at obtaining control over resources). It will devolve into a flustercluck, and wind up on the Meggido plain by fall next year, with parts of the world, glowing. Money, health, comfort, safety, will be but a memory. In their defense, they tried to kill as many of us as they could before hand via "covid" to avoid the deaths by freezing/starvation.

Posted by: What a day for a daydream at May 11, 2022 04:09 PM (MW36j)

515 WeaselWoman tells me I'm not allowed to have girlfriends.

Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 04:10 PM (0IeYL)

516 That leaves only the girls looking for fun. In a big city, those "fun girls" are usually hot. As I'm not looking to ever settle down or get married, this works out perfectly for me.

I don't know how old you are, but that sounds dreadful. The thought of waking up at 45 or 50, and finding that the hotties are no longer interested because old, and the quality women are all taken, sounds like my version of hell.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 04:10 PM (ZsR3z)

517 WeaselWoman tells me I'm not allowed to have girlfriends.
Posted by: Weasel

WW IS your girlfriend!
And obviously you're a lucky guy!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2022 04:10 PM (qTwBO)

518 515 WeaselWoman tells me I'm not allowed to have girlfriends.
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 04:10 PM (0IeYL)

Have you told her that allowing you to have girlfriends would reflect greater confidence in her womanhood?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 04:11 PM (b2nrj)

519 OT:
Twitter has just informed me that Hilary Duff is looking BANGING in the latest issue of 'Women's Health'. And...yeah, looking good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 04:11 PM (XvPQV)

520 WeaselWoman tells me I'm not allowed to have girlfriends.
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 04:10 PM (0IeYL)



I try the "you'd let me have that one, right?" as if one, I could actually land her and two, she would ACTUALLY approve of it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

521 I wonder why Trump disdains Barnette?

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 04:11 PM (Vr12I)

522 Twitter has just informed me that Hilary Duff is looking BANGING in the latest issue of 'Women's Health'. And...yeah, looking good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 04:11 PM (XvPQV)



I'm assuming by 'banging,' they mean bangable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

523 "I just thought, 'If not me, then who?'" she said.

_______________________________

This is balderdash. There are plenty of other retards to fill the slot. (disclaimer: I just wanted to use the word "balderdash" in a sentence)

Posted by: Orson at May 11, 2022 04:12 PM (iA3kn)

524 514- okay, but what about the NASDAQ?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 11, 2022 04:12 PM (fj2YZ)

525 My wife has given me Haley Reinhart. I told her I wouldn't anyway.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 04:12 PM (BG/Pe)

526 485 I'm vaguely down in the dumps
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 04:02 PM (VdGjU)

You should try alcohol.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:03 PM (DRSnL)

Is the alcohol supposed to remove the "vaguely" feeling?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 11, 2022 04:12 PM (fs1hN)

527 519 OT:
Twitter has just informed me that Hilary Duff is looking BANGING in the latest issue of 'Women's Health'. And...yeah, looking good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022 04:11 PM (XvPQV)

========

Have you also seen that we must respect Mia Khalifa's brand change?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 04:12 PM (LvTSG)

528 WeaselWoman tells me I'm not allowed to have girlfriends.
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 04:10 PM (0IeYL)


Is she allowed to have a boyfriend?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:13 PM (DRSnL)

529 I follow Will Rogers' advice on stocks:

"Buy a stock and when it goes up, sell it. If it doesn't go up, don't buy it."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 11, 2022 04:13 PM (sWM8x)

530 The Stones wrote a whole song about Some Girls

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 11, 2022 04:13 PM (Pu/aU)

531 @463

>>If anyone knows what rock bottom is, please let me know.

I started investing when the Dow was under a thousand so it's got a long ways to go before bedlam ensues.


Based on the fundamentals, the stock market should really be between 15-20k.

Now would be a good time to take some profits before they evaporate.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2022 04:13 PM (8lk4C)

532 514 I am seeing Dow 30K in our future.
==
You'll be seeing that in your dreams in six months.

In six months it will be November. Getting cold. The gas and oil will be shut off to europe and they will be shipping it in from all other parts which reduces supply increases price oil/natty gas...
Posted by: What a day for a daydream at May 11, 2022 04:09 PM

Comrade Biden would never let that happen! He'll release the strategic petroleum reserves to keep prices low, and power our nation will wind and solar.

And, when it all fails and people suffer, it'll be Republicans/Trump's/Putin's/the current thing's fault.

Posted by: Dem Apologist at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (xRToj)

533 WeaselWoman tells me I'm not allowed to have girlfriends.
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 04:10 PM (0IeYL)

Good for her! Better than just braining you over the head if she found out you did have one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (fF2aM)

534 Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:13 PM (DRSnL)
-----
You're messing up my hilarious funny joke with logic. Why do you hate me? H8r!

Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (0IeYL)

535 Twitter has just informed me that Hilary Duff is looking BANGING in the latest issue of 'Women's Health'. And...yeah, looking good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 11, 2022


***
I do believe Miss Linda signed me up for a free subscription for that. Not kidding; I keep getting Vogue and other I-HATE-Trump!!! rags, all addressed to one of my late cats. Some of the photo layouts (not many) are intriguing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (txdEq)

536
Is she allowed to have a boyfriend?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:13 PM (DRSnL)



If he pays for her stuff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

537 Duff in the Buff -
If this is an example of women's empowerment, well who am I to judge?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (fs1hN)

538 534 Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:13 PM (DRSnL)
-----
You're messing up my hilarious funny joke with logic. Why do you hate me? H8r!
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (0IeYL)

Women are cruel like that. That's part of how we know ace is gay.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (b2nrj)

539 I wonder why Trump disdains Barnette?
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 04:11 PM

My guess is that he based his decision to endorse Ozzie over her was that he A) didn't know whom she was. B) Knew Oz from his TV days C) Read the polls at the time that had her in 4th place. Trump backed the wrong horse.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (pWxlC)

540 LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:00 PM (DRSnL)

What would I do without you here?

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 04:15 PM (BG/Pe)

541 Comrade Biden would never let that happen! He'll release the strategic petroleum reserves to keep prices low, and power our nation will wind and solar.

And, when it all fails and people suffer, it'll be Republicans/Trump's/Putin's/the current thing's fault.

Posted by: Dem Apologist at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM


Gonna go out on a limb here and state that by the time biden is out of office there will be no strategic oil reserve, he will have sent it all to Europe to counter the russian moves.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 11, 2022 04:15 PM (bVYXr)

542 537 Duff in the Buff -
If this is an example of women's empowerment, well who am I to judge?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (fs1hN)

========

"It worked!"
-14 year old in 2093 with a time machine set to 1962

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 11, 2022 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

543 539 I wonder why Trump disdains Barnette?
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 04:11 PM

My guess is that he based his decision to endorse Ozzie over her was that he A) didn't know whom she was. B) Knew Oz from his TV days C) Read the polls at the time that had her in 4th place. Trump backed the wrong horse.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (pWxlC)

She said much about Trump? Think she would be a Trump loyalist? Serious questions.

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 04:16 PM (Vr12I)

544 At least Ace didn't yell at you guys.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 03:53 PM


Mostly we just disappoint him.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 04:17 PM (a3Q+t)

545 Is she allowed to have a boyfriend?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:13 PM (DRSnL)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at May 11, 2022 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

546 So Ace is saying that poso is a variety of weasel .

Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2022 04:17 PM (0fVbu)

547 I did a Brave image search for "Hilary Duff Women's Health." Results: definitely, ah, intriguing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 04:17 PM (txdEq)

548 Duff in the Buff -
If this is an example of women's empowerment, well who am I to judge?


She's 34 and her career is stagnant (to be charitable).

Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 04:17 PM (ZsR3z)

549 You're messing up my hilarious funny joke with logic. Why do you hate me? H8r!
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 04:14 PM (0IeYL)


I was hoping to use it as leverage. "How come WeaselWoman gets to have a boyfriend and I don't?!"

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:17 PM (DRSnL)

550 @544

>>Mostly we just disappoint him.

We are all ungrateful loaves of bread.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2022 04:18 PM (8lk4C)

551 516 That leaves only the girls looking for fun. In a big city, those "fun girls" are usually hot. As I'm not looking to ever settle down or get married, this works out perfectly for me.

I don't know how old you are, but that sounds dreadful. The thought of waking up at 45 or 50, and finding that the hotties are no longer interested because old, and the quality women are all taken, sounds like my version of hell.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 04:10 PM (ZsR3z)
_________________________________

This is why I don't judge or even have an opinion on others' lifestyle choices. To each his (or her) own. I would sooner rehearse a gunfight scene with Alec Baldwin than get married and have kids. It's just not in me. Never was.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 11, 2022 04:18 PM (iFTx/)

552 Is the alcohol supposed to remove the "vaguely" feeling?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 11, 2022 04:12 PM (fs1hN)

No! But it does remove the feeling of weight that you feel being on the bottom of a drunken hobo fuck pile - reference: Hobo Nina Totenberg

Posted by: Boswell at May 11, 2022 04:18 PM (5iUNf)

553 She said much about Trump? Think she would be a Trump loyalist? Serious questions.
Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2022 04:16 PM

No idea. I am guessing once Trump endorsed TV Doc that there was no reason for her to talk about Trump. Why would you?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2022 04:19 PM (pWxlC)

554 550 @544

>>Mostly we just disappoint him.

We are all ungrateful loaves of bread.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2022 04:18 PM (8lk4C)

Loaves of bread shouldn't be grateful. They exist to be eaten by their creators.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 11, 2022 04:19 PM (b2nrj)

555 "Starving American babies disguise selves as Ukrainian soldiers in hopes of getting some of $40 Billion Congress voted to send Ukraine"

~~ Babylon Bee

Thanks Kevin McCarthy. Thanks GOPe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 11, 2022 04:19 PM (z4DCN)

556 Duff in the Buff -
If this is an example of women's empowerment, well who am I to judge?
*
She's 34 and her career is stagnant (to be charitable).
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022


***
She looks better and more appealing somehow than she did 15 years ago.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2022 04:19 PM (txdEq)

557 @544

>>Mostly we just disappoint him.

We are all ungrateful loaves of bread.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2022 04:18 PM (8lk4C)

Poso rates an apology, and we get yelled at. Figures.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 11, 2022 04:19 PM (SH2Zi)

558 Any teacher actively engaged with their teacher's union is looking out for themselves first. Your kid comes way down the list. I've only witnessed one union official (and I knew quite a few, who were good teachers and then became a union rep and went to shit) who pulled it off. The rest couldn't give a rat's ass about their students. Sorry teacher union advocates. You suck, 99.99999% of you, you suck to high heaven and probably deserve to get fired every day you walk into your classroom.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 11, 2022 04:19 PM (LyTO1)

559 nood nevertrump

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 11, 2022 04:20 PM (p03vF)

560 Since this is about NBC News, have they identified the 11 articles that included plagiarized work yet?

Posted by: 496 at May 11, 2022 04:20 PM (VJsqe)

561 I was hoping to use it as leverage. "How come WeaselWoman gets to have a boyfriend and I don't?!"
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:17 PM (DRSnL)
------
Aaaaah, makes sense! Truth be told, I'm just happy I found someone willing to put up with my b.s.

Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2022 04:20 PM (0IeYL)

562 Is she allowed to have a boyfriend?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:13 PM (DRSnL)

This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at May 11, 2022 04:17 PM

In a strange way my friend. Yes, yes it is.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 11, 2022 04:20 PM (pWxlC)

563 Some would argue that women look their best in their early 30's.

I've always found women more appealing than girls. Always.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2022 04:20 PM (yl8CB)

564 WeaselWoman tells me I'm not allowed to have girlfriends.
Posted by: Weasel


Well, I've told you to market your organic trees additionally as free-ranging, and you don't listen to me.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 04:21 PM (a3Q+t)

565 >>>Duff in the Buff

Nice hams.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 11, 2022 04:21 PM (SH2Zi)

566 Darrell, great to see you in the comments again, and ditto on Tillerson. Actually have/had some independent info on the whole thing, and indeed he was a tremendous disappointment, and surprisingly so. Two departments that need years of outsider leadership are State and DOJ. Probably 3-4 presidential terms' worth, unfortunately.

Meanwhile, Grennell didn't do himself any favors here. It's sheer tactical idiocy to dive in and try to dirty up somebody in a primary *if that surprise/dark horse candidate is actually clearly a likely ally in office*. Especially in a primary that looks like it's anybody's race.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2022 04:21 PM (OTzUX)

567 The Marxism of CRT doesn't depend on the pedigree (although there's that). Or even on a "group victim/oppressor" ideology (although there's that).

The absolute proof that it's Marxist, or more precisely inherently totalitarian, comes from the very idea of "equity" in the form of a desired equality of outcome, according to their classifications. One cannot distribute outcomes "equally" in a world of unequal individuals or people exercising free choice without forcibly taking from some, and giving it to others.

And when the "outcomes" embraced by CRT include everything from wealth, to proximity to a supermarket, to the amount and type of broadband you have, or the pollutants in your county, then anything and everything must be brought to the control of the State, and parceled out (or taken) by force, to achieve any form of so-called "equity."

Posted by: Zek at May 11, 2022 04:21 PM (OzNIz)

568 I don't take anything I read on twitter as gospel. But I do read Jack Posobiec's twitter feed just about every day. One thing you can say about him is he has "receipts" on just about anybody he tangles with - Dr. Oz especially.

Plus - use promocode "POSO" to get a great discount on My Pillows!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 11, 2022 04:22 PM (N39Ws)

569 Watched a LOT of it in my time here on this planet. Not ONE TIME have I EVER, even REMOTELY contemplated attacking a woman and cramming my johnson in her against her will. Not one time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 11, 2022 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
==
Current research would suggest heavy porn use desensitizes you to actual physical sex and may inhibit your desire or performance of same. Obviously, that's not everyone, but when you look at it on a macro basis that's the potential danger to you.

Obviously the porn industry has a few too many traffic'd female teens and young twenties who are essentially sex slaves.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 11, 2022 04:22 PM (LyTO1)

570 I was hoping to use it as leverage. "How come WeaselWoman gets to have a boyfriend and I don't?!"
Posted by: Jordan61

Wait. Weasel wants a boyfriend?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2022 04:22 PM (tGb2L)

571 Some would argue that women look their best in their early 30's.

I've always found women more appealing than girls. Always.


Agree, but you and I aren't Hollywood.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2022 04:23 PM (ZsR3z)

572 Well, I've told you to market your organic trees additionally as free-ranging, and you don't listen to me.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2022 04:21 PM (a3Q+t)


Is he selling Ent's or trees?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 11, 2022 04:23 PM (W1xfB)

573 42 Who names their kid Orajel?

Somone who was not thinking clearly after a massive dose of drugs to help ease the pain of childbirth.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 02:54 PM (fF2aM)


I was born back before people knew the sex of the baby before birth. In the recovery room the nurse asked my mom, "What did you have?"

Mom smiled at her and said, "Mushrooms."

Posted by: creeper at May 11, 2022 04:23 PM (cTCuP)

574 I could sell now and STILL get killed on Capital gains.

Can't you flip it into another investment and avoid that, like real estate?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 11, 2022 04:23 PM (KZzsI)

575 Liberal Oz was probably Ivanka approved?

Posted by: illiniwek at May 11, 2022 04:24 PM (Cus5s)

576 49-51, Measure goes down. Nice job Chuck, couldn't even get to 50.

Posted by: WisRich at May 11, 2022 04:28 PM (G0vdT)

577 49-51, Measure goes down. Nice job Chuck, couldn't even get to 50.

What measure was that?. Abortion guaranteed until the 9th month everywhere?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 04:31 PM (fF2aM)

578 Mom smiled at her and said, "Mushrooms."
Posted by: creeper at May 11, 2022 04:23 PM (cTCuP)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 04:32 PM (fF2aM)

579 I'm vaguely down in the dumps
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 11, 2022 04:02 PM (VdGjU)

You should try alcohol.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2022 04:03 PM (DRSnL)

Is the alcohol supposed to remove the "vaguely" feeling?
==
Let's see.
Alcohol side effects: 1. removes all doubt - Check

Posted by: Ask me how I know at May 11, 2022 04:33 PM (efZU9)

580 577 49-51, Measure goes down. Nice job Chuck, couldn't even get to 50.

What measure was that?. Abortion guaranteed until the 9th month everywhere?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2022 04:31 PM (fF2aM)

I hadn't read it, but heard that what was in the bill greatly expanded abortion rights thus overriding what restrictions states have put in place.

Honestly, this bill was nothing but a stage prop for the Demtards to use this fall.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 11, 2022 04:36 PM (N39Ws)

581 >>>>>>That leaves only the girls looking for fun.

>>>I don't know how old you are, but that sounds dreadful. The thought of waking up at 45 or 50, and finding that the hotties are no longer interested because old, and the quality women are all taken, sounds like my version of hell.

Oh no. From 30 onward a man's prospects keep getting better from a relative standpoint. Sure the women you date will go up in age. But since a significant number of men self select out of the chasing poon game, another significant number are open to dating in a theoretical but put no real effort in, it leaves a glut of hungry single ladies from 30 upwards fantasizing about getting some o that male gaze. By the time you are 50 picking up a girlfriend is easy.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 11, 2022 04:36 PM (PVUR/)

582 Any bets that somewhere is a jogger named Perple Drank Smiff (but spelled Smith)?

Posted by: micky at May 11, 2022 04:53 PM (3byMq)

583 Outside the polling site Saturday morning, Lewis said she hoped her message was resonating. "Hi, my name is Orjanel Lewis," she shouted to an older couple before they headed inside to vote. "I hope I can count on your support for school board today."

Last I heard, campaigning outside of a polling place is illegal.

Posted by: Socratease at May 11, 2022 05:06 PM (BT83d)

584 Lets just get back to the Three R's which is not Reduce, Reuse & Recycle and forget this Brainwashing they call CRT

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 11, 2022 06:52 PM (wGqjj)

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