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Transgender R@pist James "Hannah" Tubbs -- On Verge of Being Released by LA's Soros DA George Gascon -- Is Suddenly Transferred to Kern County Jail on a Murder Warrant

James Tubbs sexually assaulted a four-year-old girl when he was days shy of his 18th birthday.

Soros DA George Gascon has a blanket policy of never prosecuting any "juvenile" as an adult, and so declined to prosecute Tubbs as an adult. Even though he fled the jurisdiction and was not apprehended until he was in his mid-20s.

Then Tubbs claimed he was "transgender."

Gascon, who is woke AF (of course), sentenced the 26 year old man to two years in juvenile detention, even though he's a man who has previously preyed on children.

I cannot find any article clearly telling me if he's being kept in a female juvenile detention facility or a male one. I have to assume a female one, given George Gascon's wokery, and the impossibility of getting a straight statement on the point.

Anyway, he was set to get out of that sentence after just six months.

But while criminal child r@pists are protected in LA County, they're not protected in Kern County.

And Twitch provides the very good news that this "Hannah" Tubbs -- who has a man-sized criminal record-- has just been transferred to the Kern County jail on a murder warrant.

Fox News:

Tubbs pleaded guilty to the attack last month, though the incident took place when Tubbs was two weeks shy of 18 and identified as a male named James Edward Tubbs. When authorities arrested Tubbs roughly eight years after the crime, the suspect, who has since been convicted of child molestation, began identifying as a woman, according to prosecutors.

Prosecutors sentenced Tubbs to two years at a juvenile facility because Gascon’s office declined to transfer the case to adult court, adhering to one of the progressive prosecutor’s day-one directives barring "children" from being tried as adults. The convicted criminal could, however, still serve as little as six months under California law and may not be required to register as a sex offender.

"Tubbs had a very lengthy criminal record before George Gascón allowed Tubbs to be sentenced to minimal time in a juvenile facility, which included arrests and convictions for murder, robbery, assault with a deadly weapon, domestic violence and even a prior sexual assault of a 4-yr-old girl," Los Angeles Deputy District Attorney Jon Hatami told Fox News Digital.

Incredibly, a spokesman for Gascon pretends that Gascon is going to make sure that Tubbs gets justice if Kern County drops the ball -- even though they were ready to release this motherf***er in a couple of months:


A spokesman for District Attorney George Gascon's office previously told Fox News that Los Angeles officials will be notified if Tubbs is released from custody in Kern County.

"District Attorney George Gascon is committed to protecting the public and especially our children. In this case, Hannah Tubbs continues to serve her Los Angeles County sentence, while being prosecuted on an unrelated robbery charge in Kern County," Ricardo Santiago, a public information officer for the DAs office said. "Her transfer was based on a 2019 warrant and approved by a court."

Well color me reassured. As long as George Gason will be safeguarding us against the predations of "Hannah" Tubbs, who Gascon was about to release from his custom juveniles-only Happy Hunting Grounds in a sleepaway-camp fingerbang facility, then I can sleep soundly at night.

Below, a video report from Bill Melugin.

As Twitchy's Brett notes -- Melugin gets the name and the pronouns right.

Note that Melugin is in open defiance of Twitter's pronoun policy and is committing a "Hate speech" offense by calling James Tubbs by his real name and calling him a "he."

We'll see if Twitter's censors rush to defend this r@pist and accused murderer's feelings.

Posted by: Ace at 07:49 PM




Comments

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1
SPONGE!!!1!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 10, 2022 06:50 PM (ENBF0)

2
I nooded

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 10, 2022 06:52 PM (ENBF0)

3 Conservatives should talk more about the "prison" situation with trannies.

I had a good friend that was a prison guard, they have to accommodate this nonsense and put men in women's prisons.

I'm finding it hard to feel sorry for women getting what they voted for good and hard.

Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 06:53 PM (/WKm3)

4 Shoot. Shovel. Shut up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2022 06:53 PM (hf3kE)

5 Gascon needs a good beating

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2022 06:53 PM (Irn0L)

6 Covid relief funds were SUPPOSED to be used to get schools open and students back to in-person education. While that has happened across many districts, in New York, California, and Illinois, the funds have been used to bring in critical race theory materials.

School districts who took the ESSER funds were REQUIRED to participate in SEL and CSE as a condition of accepting the funds. My kids new private school rejected the money for that reason.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 10, 2022 06:53 PM (zfG5B)

7 45 ACP ammo isn't THAT expensive

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 06:54 PM (xcxpd)

8 Ah, Gascon.

Guy needs to beaten with a tire iron until he sees the light.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2022 06:54 PM (R/m4+)

9 >>Shoot. Shovel. Shut up.


This.


Then do that Tubbs guy the same favors.

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 06:54 PM (7rttt)

10 Gascon should be charged for every crime that's occurred under his watch. Won't happen but everyone needs a dream.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 06:54 PM (eGTCV)

11 Of course they will indict him and send him over for trial.

He's a WHITE Transexual, not a Minority One.

Posted by: Fred Flinstone..... at May 10, 2022 06:55 PM (oHd/0)

12 Guy looks like a young Joss Whedon.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 10, 2022 06:55 PM (ARs9M)

13 be a shame if he lost his weiner in Kern County

Posted by: x at May 10, 2022 06:55 PM (uQFwj)

14 You heard the woman! Put the lotion in the basket!

Posted by: George Gascon at May 10, 2022 06:55 PM (BJKQV)

15 Hmm, Kern County jail? Those jails are full of gang bangers, meth cooking crazies and rough around the edges good ol boys. Tubbs might not live long enough for Gascon to let Tubbs out on the street again, err, I mean, exact swift judgment on the miscreant.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 10, 2022 06:55 PM (5pTK/)

16 He is turning his life around.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 10, 2022 06:57 PM (Msys3)

17 This animal needs to be scheduled for a dirt nap asap.

If we can convince xim to identify as a fetus, xer future is baked in the cake.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2022 06:57 PM (aeMRC)

18 By the way, pre-trial detention at the Kern County facility is no joke. It is scary as all get out to go through that portion of the prison.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 10, 2022 06:57 PM (5pTK/)

19 >>>Hmm, Kern County jail? Those jails are full of gang bangers, meth cooking crazies and rough around the edges good ol boys. Tubbs might not live long enough for Gascon to let Tubbs out on the street again, err, I mean, exact swift judgment on the miscreant.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 10, 2022 06:55 PM (5pTK/)

LOL

Posted by: Jussie Smollet at May 10, 2022 06:58 PM (QYPq3)

20 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 10, 2022 06:55 PM (5pTK/)

Yup, Bakersfield... and teh Desert...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 10, 2022 06:58 PM (oHd/0)

21 He is turning his life around junk inside out.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 10, 2022 06:57 PM


FIFY

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 06:58 PM (RkC6l)

22 We need to change the imprisonment laws.

That sub-human can provide parts for the rest of humanity, and that not transplanted can be extracted for blood, plasma, and other valuable biochemicals. No recidivism. And others benefit.

Put Planned Parenthood in charge. They have the experience.

Larry Niven was there first in the 1970's with his Organlegger series.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 10, 2022 06:58 PM (u82oZ)

23 In a way, it is good that some of these asshole DAs got elected. Once they were allowed to put their crazy ideas in practice, it was obvious that they didn't work. I think Gascon is facing a second recall . Or maybe that's Boudin but she is cut from the same cloth.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2022 06:59 PM (Y+l9t)

24 Love Bill Melugin.
His nonstop coverage of illegal border crossings is amazing.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 10, 2022 07:00 PM (NpAcC)

25 Is Gascon the guy a recall motion?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:00 PM (eGTCV)

26 Time for conservatives to compromise with Moloch - Subscribe and read French's latest Hot Take!

Posted by: Nat Review at May 10, 2022 07:00 PM (786Ro)

27 @22
That sub-human can provide parts for the rest of humanity, and that not transplanted can be extracted for blood, plasma, and other valuable biochemicals. No recidivism. And others benefit.


----

From what I've been hearing, the CCP has already adopted practices along these lines in some prisons in mainland China...

Posted by: junior at May 10, 2022 07:00 PM (k2+hT)

28 @25 Is Gascon the guy a recall motion?

----

The recall against Gascon is still collecting signatures.

Posted by: junior at May 10, 2022 07:01 PM (k2+hT)

29 They call me Mister Tubbs.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 10, 2022 07:01 PM (PiwSw)

30 Elementary school teacher we saw yesterday that's been put on administrative leave.

It's not only the teacher, _ who hired her?

And the school's administrators, if they knew what was being taught in the classrooms they should be fired.
And
If they didn't know what was being taught in the classrooms they should be fired.

Posted by: Braenyard, sees the devil is cornered at May 10, 2022 07:01 PM (/FocL)

31 23 In a way, it is good that some of these asshole DAs got elected. Once they were allowed to put their crazy ideas in practice, it was obvious that they didn't work. I think Gascon is facing a second recall . Or maybe that's Boudin but she is cut from the same cloth.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2022 06:59 PM (Y+l9t)

One thing Congress needs to do, is pass a Federal Law making it illegal for a DA to make BLANKET policy on which laws they will enforce.

Prosecutorial discretion is supposed to be about which CASE they can successfully prosecute, NOT which laws they will just ignore.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 10, 2022 07:02 PM (oHd/0)

32 junior

The big difference is in population selected. China is eliminating the people who want to better their own life. Like all totalitarian control systems, they lose progress and implode. Eventually.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 10, 2022 07:02 PM (u82oZ)

33 Oh, and forget putting Tubbs in a skirt. The gals I've seen at the Kern County prison would do preliminary surgery on Tubbs, should he try anything.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 10, 2022 07:02 PM (5pTK/)

34 Shim will get it good and hard soon...

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 10, 2022 07:03 PM (0OmEj)

35 26 Time for conservatives to compromise with Moloch - Subscribe and read French's latest Hot Take!
Posted by: Nat Review at May 10, 2022 07:00 PM (786Ro)

Second look at Golden Calves?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 10, 2022 07:03 PM (oHd/0)

36 25 Is Gascon the guy a recall motion?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:00 PM (eGTCV)

Drat you autocorrect and four beer. I meant to say facing a recall motion.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:03 PM (eGTCV)

37 Willowed...

i ahve no doubt, I just wonder if she's too red for a purple state
Posted by: ace
--------
Not a purple state. As red as Ohio and Florida.

The problem is that the voters can't get enough people in place to stop the Democrat fraud machine, and the times they do get a GOP as a Governor, he turns out to be GOPe and won't fix the corrupt election machine.

Republicans hold an 8 seat majority in the Senate (out of 50) and a 23 seat majority in the House (out of 203).

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 10, 2022 07:03 PM (5p7BC)

38 Kern County, specifically where I am, which is the California City (an admittedly stupid fucking name for a city in California)/Mojave area, is pretty fucked up these days with a lot of the gang-bangers from LA up here now growing copious quantities of legal dope, but at least they got this right.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 07:04 PM (KGjq+)

39 From what I've been hearing, the CCP has already adopted practices along these lines in some prisons in mainland China...
Posted by: junior at May 10, 2022 07:00 PM (k2+hT)
-----------

"I know, let's do "23 and Me" get our dna in a database, and, that way, the cops know where to pin a crime when a person with the right connections needs an organ!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 10, 2022 07:04 PM (5pTK/)

40 Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2022 06:59 PM

*waves*

You coming to the MoMe?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 07:04 PM (RkC6l)

41
Don't look at me, California - this is all you. Enjoy me while you have me. You'll only make it worse from here.

Posted by: Hannah at May 10, 2022 07:04 PM (rzne3)

42 How hard is it for a hiring panel at an elementary school to immediately weed out these fucking goofballs as soon as they darken the door of the conference room where the interview is held?

If I'm sitting on the other side of the desk and you walk in with rainbow anything, your hair some stupid color, idiot piercings and some pieces of flair showing off your social justice causes, I'm just going to shake your hand and tell you to pound sand and not waste anyone else's time.

Posted by: ballistic at May 10, 2022 07:04 PM (oXNqT)

43 David French straddles a fine line between conservatism and liberalism.

It's hard to take it in the ass and mouth at the same time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 07:04 PM (9qSw/)

44 Transgender = mentally ill. Or, as we used to say, batsh*t crazy

Posted by: cool breeze at May 10, 2022 07:05 PM (UGKMd)

45 35 26 Time for conservatives to compromise with Moloch - Subscribe and read French's latest Hot Take!
Posted by: Nat Review at May 10, 2022 07:00 PM (786Ro)

Second look at Golden Calves?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 10, 2022 07:03 PM (oHd/0)

I'm up for it! *looks over shoulder to see if Moses is around*

Posted by: Aaron at May 10, 2022 07:05 PM (PiwSw)

46 Tubbs could get a position on the board at Disney.

Posted by: Roy at May 10, 2022 07:05 PM (Ti+Tv)

47 If they didn't know what was being taught in the classrooms they should be fired.

Posted by: Braenyard, sees the devil is cornered at May 10, 2022 07:01 PM (/FocL)

My Mom was a teacher... I'm a product of Public education... and a longtime live in Lady friend was a teacher.

Fact is that NO ONE looks over their shoulders. NO ONE goes in their classroom and checks on their teaching.

In the Navy, we had someone in every classroom, from the CO on down to immediate supervisors, doing enough evaluations that someone was in your classroom every couple of weeks.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 10, 2022 07:05 PM (oHd/0)

48 >>David French straddles a fine line between


heterosexuality and homosexuality.

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 07:06 PM (7rttt)

49 48 >>David French straddles a fine line between


heterosexuality and homosexuality.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 07:06 PM (7rttt)

Well, his wife's bull is heterosexual. That counts for something.

Posted by: Roy at May 10, 2022 07:06 PM (Ti+Tv)

50 Second look at Golden Calves?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 10, 2022 07:03 PM (oHd/0)

My calves are my best body part.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:07 PM (eGTCV)

51 >>David French straddles a fine line between


heterosexuality and homosexuality.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 07:06 PM


Crocs and sandals?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 07:07 PM (RkC6l)

52 What kind of sicko is Tubbs' father? Talking about beating the rap for an attack on a child.

Posted by: Ultra pj at May 10, 2022 07:07 PM (G1dq6)

53 Posted by: ballistic at May 10, 2022 07:04 PM (oXNqT)

Most school districts select for freaks. If they don't, you just dress normal for the interview. And then once you're hired and unionized, you do whatever the fuck you want to the kids. Nobody cares about them, and there's no liability for harming them, but there's a lot of liability for firing you for your love, which is love.

Posted by: Schoolteacher at May 10, 2022 07:07 PM (rzne3)

54 Pennsylvania may be a red state, but any MAGA/real conservative candidate faces two headwinds:

1) Democrat cheating

2) the weird puritanical streak that runs through everyone there that intensifies the "Well I NEVER" karen angle any time a conservative exhibits any fight. The otherwise-conservative voters clutch pearls and run for the nearest fainting couch.

Posted by: ballistic at May 10, 2022 07:07 PM (oXNqT)

55 Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 07:04 PM (KGjq+)

Damn, just drove past you about 4 hours ago! LOL

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 10, 2022 07:08 PM (oHd/0)

56 Dad: Then what are they gonna do to ya then?
Son: Nothin!

Bubba over in Kern: Now hold on boy.

[silent scraping sounds, as Bubba fashions a crude shiv from a 1978 Ford LTD front bumper.]

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2022 07:08 PM (0fVbu)

57 Elementary school teacher we saw yesterday that's been put on administrative leave.

It's not only the teacher, _ who hired her?
Posted by: Braenyard

Exactly!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 10, 2022 07:08 PM (Msys3)

58 heterosexuality and homosexuality.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 07:06 PM (7rttt)

My tastes are way darker than either of those. Just look at me!

Posted by: David French at May 10, 2022 07:08 PM (rzne3)

59 Good evening, horde! Just saw that tweet in a previous thread with the demon at the protest outside Thomas' home. Wow. Could just be an unfortunately hideous girl with a receding hairline, but....could be a demon.

*shiver

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 10, 2022 07:08 PM (OX9vb)

60 It's hard to take it in the ass and mouth at the same time.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 07:04 PM (9qSw/)

----

Hold my box wine

Posted by: Kamala Harris at May 10, 2022 07:08 PM (oXNqT)

61 I'm listening to an Audible play based on The Divine Comedy. What's the medieval Italian equivalent of Paolo?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:09 PM (eGTCV)

62 Bonkers trailer for a movie with Anthony Hopkins that is about SOMETHING, maybe an Evil A.I., but it's hard to tell what:

https://tinyurl.com/Zero-Contact-Trailer

Looks good.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 07:09 PM (KGjq+)

63 I'm listening to an Audible play based on The Divine Comedy. What's the medieval Italian equivalent of Paolo?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:09 PM (eGTCV)

*ahem*

Posted by: Giovanni di Casanova at May 10, 2022 07:09 PM (rzne3)

64 All these videos of people's faces committing a federal crime of intimidation of a judge. And the FBI is no where to be found.


Sure rounded up everyone on Jan 6th pretty quick.

Seems like the game is stacked.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 07:09 PM (9qSw/)

65 I'm listening to an Audible play based on The Divine Comedy. What's the medieval Italian equivalent of Paolo?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:09 PM


He was in the Art Thread this morning.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 07:09 PM (RkC6l)

66 Do a lousy job as D.A. in San Francisco and you get another chance to do a lousy job as a D.A. in Los Angeles.
Better pay, better benefits package.
It's the way of the democrats.

Posted by: gourmand is getting serious, here at May 10, 2022 07:09 PM (jTmQV)

67 61 I'm listening to an Audible play based on The Divine Comedy. What's the medieval Italian equivalent of Paolo?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:09 PM (eGTCV)

Paulus Dickus?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 10, 2022 07:10 PM (oHd/0)

68 He's Only A Lad
You really can't blame him
Only A Lad
Society's made him
Only A Lad
He's our responsibility
Only A Lad
He really couldn't help it
Only A Lad
He didn't wanna do it
Only A Lad
He's underprivileged and abused
Perhaps a little bit confused

Posted by: 29Victor at May 10, 2022 07:10 PM (BJKQV)

69 Everything I read about Communists, Leftists and Criminals is they get a pass because their crimes are not their faults, it's society that makes them do the crimes.

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2022 07:10 PM (2JoB8)

70 waves*

You coming to the MoMe?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Absolutely! Look forward to seeing you again. Trying to get a group together to shoot on Sunday if you're interested.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2022 07:10 PM (Y+l9t)

71 The ads just write themselves regarding these lunatic DAs that the Democrats have willfully elected to office.

Now if only the GOP would find enough of a backbone to run them.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 10, 2022 07:10 PM (xxG/v)

72 AlaBAMA

Since Nixon was hit by the FBI #2 guy.
The FBI is a criminal gang with delusions of adequacy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 10, 2022 07:11 PM (u82oZ)

73 Well color me reassured. As long as George Gason will be safeguarding us against the predations of "Hannah" Tubbs, who Gascon was about to release from his custom juveniles


Excitable boy, they all said.

Posted by: Zombie Warren Zevon at May 10, 2022 07:12 PM (786Ro)

74 Sbbut Hannah tubbs

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2022 07:12 PM (0fVbu)

75
Now if only the GOP would find enough of a backbone to run them.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 10, 2022 07:10 PM (xxG/v)

Are you fucking joking? Those DAs are run by the same people who run us. Start your own country, pal.

Posted by: GOP at May 10, 2022 07:12 PM (rzne3)

76 Jesse Watters just played the always hilarious Howard Dean, I Have A Scream speech!

Posted by: Mean Tweets at May 10, 2022 07:12 PM (QlwUI)

77 >>>One thing Congress needs to do, is pass a Federal Law making it illegal for a DA to make BLANKET policy on which laws they will enforce.
-----------

Federal laws is what got us in trouble this time.

Posted by: Braenyard, sees the devil is cornered at May 10, 2022 07:13 PM (/FocL)

78 Skip

Then they kill the threats to the inner, inner circle power, which is their supporters.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 10, 2022 07:13 PM (u82oZ)

79 CA. is running ads (seriously) to "Stop the Recall Madness".
This is nuts.

Posted by: gourmand is getting serious, here at May 10, 2022 07:13 PM (jTmQV)

80 Absolutely! Look forward to seeing you again. Trying to get a group together to shoot on Sunday if you're interested.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2022 07:10 PM


Great! Ordinarily I'd be game, but the RMBS Mom is coming down with me. We're linking up with some family and friends. She hasn't done DC, either, so I'm playing tour guide for her Sunday afternoon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 07:13 PM (RkC6l)

81
Are you fucking joking? Those DAs are run by the same people who run us. Start your own country, pal.
Posted by: GOP

at the young age of 29, i'm way to young to be cinical enough to agree with this.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 10, 2022 07:14 PM (UgAdJ)

82 It's hard for a child molester to reoffend if they're dumped into a pit and covered in fire ants.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 10, 2022 07:14 PM (cy817)

83 How can someone like Soros give millions of dollars to a candidate. Aren't thee limits to how much a person can give to each campaign?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2022 07:14 PM (Y+l9t)

84 52 What kind of sicko is Tubbs' father? Talking about beating the rap for an attack on a child.

Posted by: Ultra pj at May 10, 2022 07:07 PM (G1dq6)

Considering the clinical history of many child molesters, not telling.

Posted by: Javems at May 10, 2022 07:15 PM (AmoqO)

85 Robbing banks is a step too far, what will this monster do next?

Posted by: George Gascon at May 10, 2022 07:15 PM (JzJvm)

86 "never prosecuting any "juvenile" as an adult"

We've got gangs of armed 12-13 year olds carjacking people here. The separate justice system for violent criminal 'juveniles' is suicidal. I don't know where it came from, but it's time to scrap it. Build more prisons and fill em up.

Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at May 10, 2022 07:15 PM (qpX6U)

87 So, turns out its illegal to protest outside a Federal Judges Private house.

And the Whitehouse is encouraging just that.

Hmmm... instigating to break a law, that leads to violence against persons OR property, is a felony in and of itself.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 10, 2022 07:15 PM (oHd/0)

88 Speaking of LA...
Sen. Grassley just released a report on an LA Mayoral Deputy Chief of staff that is just batshit insane. Garcetti, the former LA mayor up for a Biden ambassador nod, has had a raft of allegations dumped on him regarding the behavior of one his deputies.

Apparently guy has been groping, dry humping, and kissing people in the mayor's office for years. Not just women, but a whole ton of dudes as well. He went with Garcetti to US China Summit in LA and started calling everyone 'ch-nks' and 'chinamen,' including his own chinese-american aide.

Haven't seen any of the conservative site publish this yet so short article here:
https://tinyurl.com/ykvfjx4f

And Grasshole's 23pg PDF report here
https://tinyurl.com/2p8r9ytc

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2022 07:15 PM (IEa8U)

89 Douche Sent Us "protesters" headed to Pelousi's house. Hope she has plenty of ice cream. Democrats beast is hungry.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 10, 2022 07:16 PM (ifHdv)

90 Are there any law abiding people who's lives haven't been been made worse by Gascon?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:16 PM (eGTCV)

91 So, during the transfer, where is the girl's father?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 10, 2022 07:17 PM (LOVUx)

92 RMBS, there are a couple of really great exhibits going on right now in the DC area but you usually need timed tickets. Shoot me an email and I'll send you details. Email in my nic.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2022 07:17 PM (Y+l9t)

93 Note that Melugin is in open defiance of Twitter's pronoun policy and is committing a "Hate speech" offense by calling James Tubbs by his real name and calling him a "he."

This reminds me that I'm seeing more and more of the "they/their/them" horseshit, particularly in news articles highlighted on the front page of the Bing search page.

What complete crap.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 10, 2022 07:17 PM (ZSK0i)

94 Not=no, farging computer knows better that I.

Posted by: Javems at May 10, 2022 07:18 PM (AmoqO)

95 >>>Since Nixon was hit by the FBI #2 guy.
The FBI is a criminal gang with delusions of adequacy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 10, 2022 07:11 PM (u82oZ)
---------------

The pieces of our betters agencies puzzling involvement in politics took a long time to come together. Now, only a few more pieces and the puzzle will be complete.

Posted by: Braenyard, sees the devil is cornered at May 10, 2022 07:18 PM (/FocL)

96 @83 How can someone like Soros give millions of dollars to a candidate. Aren't thee limits to how much a person can give to each campaign?

----

The money comes from a PAC, and the contributions are often done by running ads favoring positions that "just happen" to be held by a certain candidate. Frequently, the money doesn't go directly to the campaign

Posted by: junior at May 10, 2022 07:18 PM (k2+hT)

97 Wasn't there a French revolutionary named Gascon who got guillotined?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:18 PM (eGTCV)

98 Melugin looks like someone whose been out in the field too long. He's got that IDGAF stare.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 10, 2022 07:18 PM (ifHdv)

99 > California City (an admittedly stupid fucking name for a city in California

What about Kansas City, Missouri?

(yeah, there's also KCK, but it's tiny compared to KCMO)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 07:18 PM (bW8dp)

100 There's something to be said for tumbrels and the guillotine.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:20 PM (eGTCV)

101 California City is basically a city designed around a prison.

Posted by: gourmand is getting serious, here at May 10, 2022 07:20 PM (jTmQV)

102 "Wasn't there a French revolutionary named Gascon who got guillotined?"

Only one?

Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at May 10, 2022 07:20 PM (qpX6U)

103 You clearly don't even have to put in any effort to be a "transgender," clearly.

I don't want to hear anyone say people like Gascon are well meaning but misguided.

They are malevolent and corrupt. They let evil people go because they are comfortable with evil and don't see what the big deal is.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 10, 2022 07:20 PM (rF64X)

104 I don't see Kern County dropping the ball (no pun intended). It's the home of Bakersfield and is the bottom end (again, NPI) of the Central Valley where that mierda is not tolerated.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 07:20 PM (KAi1n)

105 (yeah, there's also KCK, but it's tiny compared to KCMO)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 07:18 PM (bW8dp)
---------------

Yeah, and the World Series, way back when, between KCK and KCMO probably drove network execs to drink.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 10, 2022 07:20 PM (5pTK/)

106 Sure rounded up everyone on Jan 6th pretty quick.

Seems like the game is stacked.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 07:09 PM (9qSw/)

Hell, they went to the literal end of the road up here (Homer) to arrest people who were not even involved. Seems like a slam dunk to go to the protests and herd 'em like Hilary's press agents with a bit of rope.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 10, 2022 07:20 PM (LOVUx)

107 Communism is a dog eat dog world

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2022 07:21 PM (2JoB8)

108 How long before the left starts eating its own?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:21 PM (eGTCV)

109 James probably won't be walking the streets of Bakersfield again any time soon.

Posted by: huerfano at May 10, 2022 07:21 PM (MzKgG)

110 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 10, 2022 07:22 PM (arJlL)

111 Little known fact but the last time a guillotine was used to execute someone in France was 1977 a day before Star Wars premieres.


You're useless trivia of the day.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 07:22 PM (9qSw/)

112 RMBS, there are a couple of really great exhibits going on right now in the DC area but you usually need timed tickets. Shoot me an email and I'll send you details. Email in my nic.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2022 07:17 PM


Thanks! On the way!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 07:22 PM (RkC6l)

113 Wasn't there a French revolutionary named Gascon who got guillotined?


===

Isn't Gascony a region in France ?

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 07:23 PM (V13WU)

114 Communism is a dog eat dog world
Posted by: Skip

I think its supposed to cool off tonight.

Posted by: JT at May 10, 2022 07:23 PM (arJlL)

115 Your! I blame autocucumber for the bad grammar.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 07:23 PM (9qSw/)

116 > The separate justice system for violent criminal 'juveniles' is suicidal.

The juvenile justice system should be for kids who shoplift, or write "fuck" on the house of a teacher they don't like or something like that.

MAYBE for something like stealing a car. MAYBE.

Not for murder and rape.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 07:23 PM (bW8dp)

117 Guillotine ....

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 07:23 PM (V13WU)

118 Isn't Gascony a region in France ?
Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 07:23 PM (V13WU)


We

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 07:24 PM (9qSw/)

119 Think Gascon was a character in Beauty and the Beast.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2022 07:25 PM (Y+l9t)

120 Actual street address in Kern County:

XXXX California City Blvd, California City, California 93504.

"Golly, Cletus! Wonder what state we're in!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 07:25 PM (hJBfU)

121 "Golly, Cletus! Wonder what state we're in!!"
Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 07:25 PM (hJBfU)
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Arkansas?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 10, 2022 07:26 PM (5pTK/)

122 Think Gascon was a character in Beauty and the Beast.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2022 07:25 PM (Y+l9t)

Maybe that's why the name's families.
I still like guillotine.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:27 PM (eGTCV)

123 >>David French straddles a fine line between


heterosexuality and homosexuality.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 07:06 PM (7rttt)

Rules are pretty clear. If you put balls in your mouf...

Posted by: I Mean at May 10, 2022 07:27 PM (NFQKQ)

124 *shart*

Posted by: Hillary Bader Soros at May 10, 2022 07:27 PM (WcrBM)

125 Germany used the guillotine for many of the executions of political convicts under the Nazis, such as those convicted in the politicized Sondegerichte courts. Special cases like the July 20 conspirators got special methods.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2022 07:27 PM (OTzUX)

126 No one sucks like Gascon
Gives no fucks like Gascon
When a child is raped
No one ducks like Gascon!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 10, 2022 07:28 PM (Vxu+H)

127 Democrats just put a hyper partisan, racist, defund the police activist on the FRB. Harris broke the tie.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 10, 2022 07:28 PM (ifHdv)

128 Hopefully, he is GP. Hard core criminals don't like that shit. Don't f with kids.

Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2022 07:28 PM (O0Xtw)

129 118 Isn't Gascony a region in France ?
Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 07:23 PM (V13WU)

Known for their gastronomy.

Posted by: Javems at May 10, 2022 07:28 PM (AmoqO)

130 David French straddles a fine line between
heterosexuality and homosexuality.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 07:06 PM (7rttt)

Power Bottom and Gimp.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2022 07:28 PM (R/m4+)

131 If you don't suffer the consequences of your own policies, why not choose an ideal and reap the accolades of some pedantic jerkoff?

Posted by: Mean Tweets at May 10, 2022 07:29 PM (ldIcv)

132 When the left turns on itself I think AOC will be among the first 10 to be sacrificed.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:29 PM (eGTCV)

133 Marcus, sickening. But how much worse will it/xer/xim be than a FRB that has done what they’ve done since 2008?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2022 07:30 PM (OTzUX)

134 When the left turns on itself I think AOC will be among the first 10 to be sacrificed.
Posted by: N.L. Urker,

Don't tease me, doll.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 10, 2022 07:31 PM (Vxu+H)

135 How can we tell is this isn't a normal thing, i mean considering?

@WashTimes 10m

Virginia Capitol Police are investigating after a bullet pierced a window at the office of the Attorney General in downtown Richmond.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2022 07:31 PM (IEa8U)

136 Never trust anybody with a frog accent in his name.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 10, 2022 07:31 PM (lz5hY)

137 "XXXX California City Blvd, California City, California 93504."

My first 2 jumps were at a skydiving school in California City.

Until you feel motionless, suspended under a canopy almost 3,000 feet above the ground under a clear, blue sky, you ain't felt nothing yet. There is absolutely nothing like it. It's almost like you don't believe you're not violating the laws of physics or something.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 07:31 PM (KAi1n)

138 The gasket farms of Gascony are renowned all over the world.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 07:31 PM (bW8dp)

139 The Duchy of Gascony or Duchy of Vasconia (Basque: Baskoniako dukerria; Occitan: ducat de Gasconha; French: duche de Gascogne, duche de Vasconie) was a duchy located in present-day southwestern France and northeastern Spain, an area encompassing the modern region of Gascony. The Duchy of Gascony, then known as Wasconia, was originally a Frankish march formed to hold sway over the Basques. However, the Duchy went through different periods, from its early years with its distinctively Basque element to the merger in personal union with the Duchy of Aquitaine to the later period as a dependency of the Plantagenet kings of England.

Posted by: runner, giving knowledge at May 10, 2022 07:31 PM (V13WU)

140 Germany used the guillotine for many of the executions of political convicts under the Nazis, such as those convicted in the politicized Sondegerichte courts. Special cases like the July 20 conspirators got special methods.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2022 07:27 PM


Yep. ~40-45K in 12 years.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 07:32 PM (RkC6l)

141 "In the Hundred Years' War, Charles V of France conquered most of Gascony by 1380, and under Charles VII of France it was incorporated into the kingdom of France in its entirety in 1453. The corresponding portion within the Iberian Peninsula became the Basque Kingdom of Navarre."


I guess that is why good Henry IV is consider a Gascon.

Posted by: runner, giving knowledge at May 10, 2022 07:33 PM (V13WU)

142 Snails are gastropods, but I don't it has anything to do with Gascony.

A gascony is a balcony with a built-in gas grill.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 07:33 PM (bW8dp)

143 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at May 10, 2022 07:33 PM (t4gxr)

144 Maybe there was a Gascon among the three musketeers..

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:33 PM (eGTCV)

145 It's almost like you don't believe you're not violating the laws of physics or something.

Posted by: SFGoth



And then your feet hit the sun-baked, wind-swept concrete that passes for the ground here and OUCH!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 07:33 PM (hJBfU)

146 I'll reserve judgement until I see who he killed

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 07:33 PM (us2H3)

147 Voila!

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 07:33 PM (V13WU)

148 Maybe there was a Gascon among the three musketeers..
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:33 PM


D'Artagnan, I think.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 07:33 PM (RkC6l)

149 The guillotine is merciful.
Compare to the death of Mary, Queen of Scots.

Posted by: gourmand is getting serious, here at May 10, 2022 07:34 PM (jTmQV)

150 125 140 Boy, after that July 20 dustup we were busy.

Deutsch Pianowirefabriken, GMBH.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 10, 2022 07:34 PM (lz5hY)

151 A gascony is a balcony with a built-in gas grill.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 07:33 PM (bW8dp)

a mild golf clap

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 07:35 PM (us2H3)

152 Little known fact but the last time a guillotine was used to execute someone in France was 1977 a day before Star Wars premieres.


You're useless trivia of the day.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Now do the last hanging in the U.S., maybe last firing squad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2022 07:35 PM (aex1q)

153 So the FDA is holding a baby food factory in Michigan closed for no reason even though it had nothing to do with the outbreak.

FJB

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 07:35 PM (9qSw/)

154 LA needs gascon by-pass surgery - not going to get it, though.

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2022 07:35 PM (5iUNf)

155

Food and Drug Administration (FDA) Commissioner Dr. Robert Califf said in an interview Friday that “misinformation” is the leading cause of death in the United States.

Califf, who was confirmed as FDA Commissioner in February, spoke about his concerns that the United States now has a life expectancy five years lower than other rich countries in an interview with SiriusXM’s Doctor Radio Reports. He said that the real culprit behind ailments like heart disease, obesity and COVID-19 is misinformation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2022 07:35 PM (63Dwl)

156 The Duchy of Gascony, then known as Wasconia, was originally a Frankish march formed to hold sway over the Basques. However, the Duchy went through different periods, from its early years with its distinctively Basque element to the merger in personal union with the Duchy of Aquitaine to the later period as a dependency of the Plantagenet kings of England.

Posted by: runner, giving knowledge at May 10, 2022 07:31 PM (V13WU)

Some really good Basque restaurants in Bakersfield.

Posted by: Javems at May 10, 2022 07:35 PM (AmoqO)

157
California City (an admittedly stupid fucking name for a city in California

__________

Steady on there, podnuh.

Posted by: Texas City, Texas at May 10, 2022 07:35 PM (/U27+)

158 Yeah, d'Artagnan was a Gascon (and was a real guy, as were the other three.... Dumas jazzed up their stories quite a bit, though).



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 07:35 PM (bW8dp)

159 So many norms restored I can’t even.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 10, 2022 07:35 PM (Pptpf)

160 Virginia City is in Nevada.

Posted by: gourmand is getting serious, here at May 10, 2022 07:36 PM (jTmQV)

161 One girl was called Jean Marie
Another little girl was called Felicity
Another little girl was Sally Joy
The other was me, and I'm a boy
My name is Bill, and I'm a head case
They practice making up on my face
Yeah, I feel lucky if I get trousers to wear
Spend evenings taking hairpins from my hair

I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my ma won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But if I say I am, I get it

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 10, 2022 07:36 PM (R8uWY)

162 Maybe there was a Gascon among the three musketeers..
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:33 PM (eGTCV)


mais bien sur - D’Artagnan, n'est-ce pas ? mais vous le saviez, monsieur.

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 07:36 PM (V13WU)

163 Bill Melugin: Best hair in the business. Werewolves of London hair...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 10, 2022 07:36 PM (BtPzX)

164 Some really good Basque restaurants in Bakersfield.
Posted by: Javems at May 10, 2022 07:35 PM (AmoqO)

You sound like one of the Hounds of the Basque in Bakersfield...

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2022 07:37 PM (5iUNf)

165 Just started listening to Pandora again after a long hiatus. Picked a channel that is called "Boston Radio", which I am loving.

However, in a week of listening, I've yet to hear a single Boston tune, while I have heard ALL of Van Halen's, The Cars', The Eagles' and AC/DC's songs at least 3 times.

So, I'm a bit wondering when I might hear my favorite band, if ever. But not really conpmaining.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 07:37 PM (hJBfU)

166 Now do the last hanging in the U.S., maybe last firing squad.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2022 07:35 PM (aex1q)

Bill Bailey in 1996 was the last hanging execution in the US.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 07:37 PM (9qSw/)

167 Califf, who was confirmed as FDA Commissioner in February, spoke about his concerns that the United States now has a life expectancy five years lower than other rich countries in an interview with SiriusXM’s Doctor Radio Reports. He said that the real culprit behind ailments like heart disease, obesity and COVID-19 is misinformation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2022 07:35 PM (63Dwl)

Misinformation from the government

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 10, 2022 07:37 PM (M+Lyo)

168 Firing squad.

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 07:37 PM (V13WU)

169 CBD, if you're here i finally saw your e-mail and replied.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 10, 2022 07:38 PM (UgAdJ)

170 Yes, New York City, New York is dumb.

Congrats.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2022 07:38 PM (IEa8U)

171 We are not savages.

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 07:38 PM (V13WU)

172 > Virginia City is in Nevada.

Nevada City is in Montana and California. None in Nevada.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 07:38 PM (bW8dp)

173 Am I hearing this wrong, or is Yellen telling Scott that we need abortion to cut down on the number of poor black people?

"...grow up in poverty and do worse themselves."

She isn't saying that this saves black children from poverty, she's saying that the black babies will die as babies instead of becoming poor black adults. She's not saying that the death of the black child is good for the black child, that the child will have a miserable childhood -- she's saying that it's better that the child die than become one more poor black adult. Not better for the mom, or the child, but better for society.

She's saying the quite part out loud. Abortion, she believes, is important because it reduces the number of poor black people.

https://bit.ly/3wlHCGW

Posted by: 29Victor at May 10, 2022 07:38 PM (BJKQV)

174 Oddly enough the last execution by firing squad was also 1996.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 07:38 PM (9qSw/)

175 Some really good Basque restaurants in Bakersfield.
Posted by: Javems at May 10, 2022 07:35 PM (AmoqO)

Woolgrowers is highly recommended

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 10, 2022 07:38 PM (M+Lyo)

176 Never trust anybody with a frog accent in his name.
Posted by: bill
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I am Belgian!

Posted by: Hercule Poirot at May 10, 2022 07:38 PM (aex1q)

177 Bill Bailey in 1996 was the last hanging execution in the US.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 07:37 PM (9qSw/)

Paolo will remind you that Paolo is the last hanging man and he never has problems with the execution

Posted by: Paolo at May 10, 2022 07:39 PM (dscaa)

178 We are not savages.
Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 07:38 PM (V13WU)
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Only because the Burning Times have yet to start.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 10, 2022 07:39 PM (5pTK/)

179 i knew D'Artagnan was a Gascon, evidement, but I never knew where the hell Gascony was. Merci!

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 07:39 PM (0G13K)

180
Well, maybe [i[you are, but I am certainly not !

*gnaws on bone

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 07:39 PM (V13WU)

181 Bill Bailey in 1996 was the last hanging execution in the US.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 07:37 PM (9qSw/)

So I guess he won't be coming home.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 10, 2022 07:39 PM (LOVUx)

182 148 Maybe there was a Gascon among the three musketeers..
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:33 PM

D'Artagnan, I think.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 07:33 PM (RkC6l)

Played by Michael York in the true "The Three Musketeers".

Posted by: Javems at May 10, 2022 07:39 PM (AmoqO)

183 Trump should start making caps with ULTRA superimposed across the MAGA

embrace the hate

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 07:40 PM (us2H3)

184 She's saying the quite part out loud. Abortion, she believes, is important because it reduces the number of poor black people.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 10, 2022 07:38 PM (BJKQV)

Are you trying to tell me the parties didn't switch after all?

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 07:40 PM (dscaa)

185 "So, I'm a bit wondering when I might hear my favorite band, if ever. But not really conpmaining."

It seems like it's been such a long time, but I've got more than a feeling you will eventually have piece of mind.

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2022 07:40 PM (vrz2I)

186
Local news is yammering about oil companies record profits.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 07:40 PM (/U27+)

187 Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis' office appears to be trying to determine whether the pro-Trump electors in Georgia had any knowledge that their actions may have been a component of a broader and potentially illegal plot to pressure election officials and overturn Joe Biden's victory, a source told CNN.

They perpetuate the fraudulent election, then prosecute anyone who tries to uncover the fraud.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 10, 2022 07:40 PM (R8uWY)

188 Nevada City is in Montana and California. None in Nevada.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Nevada City, Nevada did exist at one time. It was abandoned.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2022 07:40 PM (IEa8U)

189 Local news is yammering about oil companies record profits.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 07:40 PM (/U27+)
-----------------

Gross is up, but, I wonder how much inflation has affected net?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 10, 2022 07:41 PM (5pTK/)

190 Played by Michael York in the true "The Three Musketeers".
Posted by: Javems at May 10, 2022 07:39 PM (AmoqO)

Raquel Welch - yum.

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2022 07:41 PM (5iUNf)

191 There's not a man on the planet thinking to himself, 'I can fix her'.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 10, 2022 07:41 PM (qH6FZ)

192 Now do the last hanging in the U.S., maybe last firing squad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.



Firing squad: Ronnie Lee Gardner, 6/18/2010

Hanging: Billy Bailey, 1/25/1996

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 07:41 PM (hJBfU)

193
Raquel Welch - yum.
Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2022 07:41 PM (5iUNf)

__________

Still yum.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 07:42 PM (/U27+)

194 According to Wikipedia, the real-life dudes behind all four of the musketeers were Gascons.

Maybe the French military recruited from there because they technically weren't French. Like the Foreign Legion, sort of.

Here's a stumper:

They're called "musketeers", but neither in the book nor in any movie version are they generally depicted as using muskets, only swords. Shouldn't a musketeer at least CARRY a musket? I understand having a sword as backup, since muskets were single shot, but not having one at all is pretty weird.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 07:42 PM (bW8dp)

195 Virginia City is a decent tourist visit. Interesting history on mining, make sure to do a mine tour.

Bakerspatch Basque restaurants- Wool Growers’, and the other one? At least one Basque place in Carson City too. A bunch in Boise, but NV and CA Basques might call those “vizcaino” (sp).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2022 07:42 PM (OTzUX)

196 175 I was in Boise some years ago and they had a Basque district downtown. Ate at two restaurants, very good. Like Bosnian food, heavy on the meat protein.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 10, 2022 07:42 PM (lz5hY)

197 >>>The Duchy of Gascony, then known as Wasconia, was originally a Frankish march formed to hold sway over the Basques.

super interesting little etymological tidbit about "g" morphing into "w." William the Conqueror is in French Gilliaume le Vainqueror.

Also, the word "Warden," which means protector, is actually the same word as "Guardian." It entered the english language twice, both times from French, but once as a g word and once as w word, with somewhat different meanings.

I think it might be the case that the "W" doesn't exist naturally in French *per se* but W is part of the Frankish/German alphabet and so comes over to the Parisian frankish-influenced form of french. Maybe something like that?

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 07:42 PM (0G13K)

198 Hanging: Billy Bailey, 1/25/1996
Posted by: Sharkman
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So, Bill Baily will not be coming home.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2022 07:43 PM (aiTDG)

199 170 Yes, New York City, New York is dumb.


east coast thing

I live on a road that goes from Hartsville to Mill River

thus Hartsville Mill River Rd

can't get any lazier than that

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 07:43 PM (us2H3)

200 She's saying the quite part out loud. Abortion, she believes, is important because it reduces the number of poor black people.

That is why PP was founded

I have a big heart. I want robust social programs to take care of the poor. But I also want less poor to take care of because they are a drain in my system.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 10, 2022 07:43 PM (R8uWY)

201 Now do the last hanging in the U.S., maybe last firing squad.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2022 07:35 PM (aex1q)

Richard Bernard Moore was scheduled to be executed in South Carolina by firing squad last month. He was supposed to be executed on April 29th but the SC Supreme Court has issued a temporary stay.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 10, 2022 07:43 PM (BJKQV)

202 We have a Basque Cultural Society nearby and while it is a private club, the restaurant portion is open to the public, and it is fantastic.

Posted by: gourmand loves Basque food at May 10, 2022 07:44 PM (jTmQV)

203 (Parisian, which became what we now call standard French, was influenced by Frankish/German because the German/Frankish/Carolignian court used to sit in Paris when it would tour the capitols of the Frankish empire.)

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 07:44 PM (0G13K)

204 At one time, New York City was in Wisconsin, but they kicked it out.

Posted by: fd's True Facts at May 10, 2022 07:44 PM (vrz2I)

205
Raquel Welch - yum.
Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2022 07:41 PM (5iUNf)
------------

It was a pretty good plot twist when she got strangled by Faye Dunaway, then, Faye got shot by former husband.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 10, 2022 07:44 PM (5pTK/)

206 Speaking of Belgian, I watched the New version of Death on the Nile (with Branagh), and shortly after the Old one with Ustinov. What can I say. New one was not bad.

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 07:45 PM (V13WU)

207 If I remember the Three Musketeers correctly Gascons were considered the rednecks of Frahnce.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:45 PM (eGTCV)

208 every so many years, perhaps 3 or 5, you should stand before a board and explain your worth. If you don't produce as much as you consume, perhaps a little more, then we shall have no use for you.

-George Bernard Shaw.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 10, 2022 07:45 PM (R8uWY)

209 Who was the last person who was pressed to death?

That always seemed like a really unpleasant way to go.

I know one of the accused witches at Salem got that (the others were all hanged).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 07:45 PM (bW8dp)

210 I think it might be the case that the "W" doesn't exist naturally in French *per se* but W is part of the Frankish/German alphabet and so comes over to the Parisian frankish-influenced form of french. Maybe something like that?
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 07:42 PM (0G13K)

W didn't exist in Latin. Frankish is Germanic, French is Latin.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 10, 2022 07:45 PM (b2nrj)

211 Raquel Welch - yum.
Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2022 07:41 PM (5iUNf)

Snuck into a drive in to see 1 million BC

went thru a field out back to enter

didn't realize it was a poison ivy patch

ouch

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 07:45 PM (us2H3)

212 So, Bill Baily will not be coming home.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2022 07:43 PM (aiTDG)

Ummmmm....No.

Plus he's bald!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2022 07:45 PM (R/m4+)

213 “Let’s do it”

Posted by: Gary Gilmore, UT, 1977? at May 10, 2022 07:46 PM (OTzUX)

214 > If I remember the Three Musketeers correctly Gascons were considered the rednecks of Frahnce.

So, basically the same as combat arms in the U.S. military being dominated by southerners and hillbillies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 07:46 PM (bW8dp)

215 190 Played by Michael York in the true "The Three Musketeers".
Posted by: Javems at May 10, 2022 07:39 PM (AmoqO)

Raquel Welch - yum.
Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2022 07:41 PM (5iUNf)

Yeah. I'll never understand why d'Artagnan threw her over for Faye Dunaway. Swapping a 10 for a 6? Doesn't make sense.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 10, 2022 07:46 PM (BJKQV)

216 Is this something?

BREAKING NOW: | Federal Court Orders FBI to Disclose Details on Officials Who Opened ILLICIT SPY OPERATION "Crossfire Hurricane" on Donald Trump and His Presidential Campaign. -Judicial Watch

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 10, 2022 07:46 PM (QYPq3)

217 >>>If I remember the Three Musketeers correctly Gascons were considered the rednecks of Frahnce.

yes, D'Artagnan was a bumpkin and always insulted as such. Also told to suffer no insults and always fight if insulted. Which is sort of a redneck attribute. Even though he's gentry he's often treated like he's a peasant.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 07:46 PM (0G13K)

218 Snuck into a drive in to see 1 million BC

went thru a field out back to enter

didn't realize it was a poison ivy patch

ouch
Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 07:45 PM (us2H3)

Did anyone believe you weren't masterbating?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 07:47 PM (9qSw/)

219 the wife and I almost broke up because she wanted to open a shop in NYC

I said NOPE

I won

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 07:47 PM (us2H3)

220 I live on a road that goes from Hartsville to Mill River

thus Hartsville Mill River Rd

can't get any lazier than that
Posted by: REDACTED
------

In Atalnta, a road north from Atlanta to Marietta is called Marietta Blvd. In Marietta, as you head south, it is called Atlanta Street.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2022 07:47 PM (cBSFw)

221 > Raquel Welch - yum.

The MAD Magazine parody called that character "Mademoiselle Classy Chassis".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 07:47 PM (bW8dp)

222 Dana Loesch had a good point today on her radio show that now all the little media lemmings have been instructed to use the term "Ultra MAGA" in describing the extremist right wing deplorables. I'm proudly Ultra MAGA!!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron! at May 10, 2022 07:47 PM (2sCft)

223 Having trouble staying awake again.

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2022 07:48 PM (2JoB8)

224 > Raquel Welch - yum.

The MAD Magazine parody called that character "Mademoiselle Classy Chassis".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 07:47 PM (bW8dp)
+++++++++++++
Rachel Welch - My first crush.....

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron! at May 10, 2022 07:48 PM (2sCft)

225 Did anyone believe you weren't masterbating?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 07:47 PM (9qSw/)

no

was normal, every hour thingy

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 07:48 PM (us2H3)

226 >>> They're called "musketeers", but neither in the book nor in any movie version are they generally depicted as using muskets, only swords. Shouldn't a musketeer at least CARRY a musket? I understand having a sword as backup, since muskets were single shot, but not having one at all is pretty weird.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 07:42 PM (bW8dp)


They were supposed to be Mouseketeers but disney didn't know if they could make them young and slutty enough.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2022 07:48 PM (0fVbu)

227 thus Hartsville Mill River Rd

can't get any lazier than that


Eh, whatever.

Posted by: Nameless, TX at May 10, 2022 07:48 PM (nfrXX)

228 Used to be a very good Basco joint in Elko Nevada

Posted by: Yo! at May 10, 2022 07:48 PM (t4gxr)

229 @194 They're called "musketeers", but neither in the book nor in any movie version are they generally depicted as using muskets, only swords. Shouldn't a musketeer at least CARRY a musket? I understand having a sword as backup, since muskets were single shot, but not having one at all is pretty weird.

----

There's a war with the British in the first book, which they briefly participate in. IIRC, during that very short segment, they do have firearms.

Posted by: junior at May 10, 2022 07:48 PM (k2+hT)

230 "Her transfer was based on a 2019 warrant and approved by a court."
____________

HIS transfer, goddamnit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 07:48 PM (YqDXo)

231 216 Is this something?

BREAKING NOW: | Federal Court Orders FBI to Disclose Details on Officials Who Opened ILLICIT SPY OPERATION "Crossfire Hurricane" on Donald Trump and His Presidential Campaign. -Judicial Watch
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 10, 2022 07:46 PM (QYPq3)

Nothingburger. DOJ is too busy ignoring fire bombings.

Posted by: Roy at May 10, 2022 07:48 PM (Ti+Tv)

232 BREAKING NOW: | Federal Court Orders FBI to Disclose Details on Officials Who Opened ILLICIT SPY OPERATION "Crossfire Hurricane" on Donald Trump and His Presidential Campaign. -Judicial Watch
Posted by: In Reel Life
------
[readies pillow to smother]

Posted by: MSM at May 10, 2022 07:49 PM (cBSFw)

233 Maybe something like that?
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 07:42 PM (0G13K)

I think the W sound - wa in William - was Scandinavian (Viking) or Flemish. The Germanic sound is v (Velhelm) and the French is an h - (hilliam) versus the Wa- William that we know today. Just a guess.

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2022 07:49 PM (5iUNf)

234 The real-life Comte d'Artagnan was killed in the Siege of Maastricht in the Franco-Dutch War of 1672.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 07:49 PM (bW8dp)

235 The fact that no one really minded claims of fake elections until now is, how you say, telling.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 07:49 PM (dscaa)

236 Virginia has a little town, founded by 2 guys who couldn't agree on what to name it.
They called it "Disputanta".

Posted by: gourmand loves Basque food at May 10, 2022 07:49 PM (jTmQV)

237

Kingdom of Westphalia is Royaume de Ouestphalie in French.


Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 07:50 PM (V13WU)

238 38 Kern County, specifically where I am, which is the California City (an admittedly stupid fucking name for a city in California)/Mojave area, is pretty fucked up these days with a lot of the gang-bangers from LA up here now growing copious quantities of legal dope, but at least they got this right.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 07:04 PM (KGjq+)

Surprised that anything can grow there since everything I've heard is that there isn't any water around there.

Hwy 58 is an awesome road if you have a motorcycle BTW.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 10, 2022 07:50 PM (Hh3y4)

239 >>> They're called "musketeers", but neither in the book nor in any movie version are they generally depicted as using muskets, only swords.

no they do, second movie, when they're fighting the Hugonots, they all carry muskets and shoot at the enemy. They carrry muskets in actual war. But most of the time in the books they are not in war. They are in civilian situations, and they just carry the civilian sidearm, which is just the sword.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 07:50 PM (0G13K)

240 203 I speak no French, other than stuff picked up in Vietnam. I was clerking a large rehab job run by a French Canadian guy. We had one laborer, a really good hand, Corsican, and they would get into arguments about proper French grammar. I've heard that the average Parisian would say both of their French sucks.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 10, 2022 07:50 PM (lz5hY)

241 BREAKING NOW: | Federal Court Orders FBI to Disclose Details on Officials Who Opened ILLICIT SPY OPERATION "Crossfire Hurricane" on Donald Trump and His Presidential Campaign. -Judicial Watch
Posted by: In Reel Life

We'll get right on that.

Posted by: The Ham and Eggers at May 10, 2022 07:50 PM (dscaa)

242 Wodka was a Russian inwention.

Posted by: Ensign Chekov at May 10, 2022 07:50 PM (bW8dp)

243 Used to be a very good Basco joint in Elko Nevada
Posted by: Yo! at May 10, 2022 07:48 PM
*****
Lot's of good Basco Restaurants in Northern Nevada. Louis' Basque Corner in downtown Reno was awesome.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron! at May 10, 2022 07:51 PM (2sCft)

244 Fun size Three Musketeers are pretty good.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 07:51 PM (v0R5T)

245 Is this something?
BREAKING NOW: | Federal Court Orders FBI to Disclose Details on Officials Who Opened ILLICIT SPY OPERATION "Crossfire Hurricane" on Donald Trump and His Presidential Campaign. -Judicial Watch
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 10, 2022 07:46 PM (QYPq3)

I don't think you can fully judge the FBI without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it. The FBI has a long-standing tradition of existence to its members and to the community at large.

Posted by: Chris Wray, FBI Head Asshat at May 10, 2022 07:51 PM (R/m4+)

246 233 Maybe something like that?
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 07:42 PM (0G13K)

I think the W sound - wa in William - was Scandinavian (Viking) or Flemish. The Germanic sound is v (Velhelm) and the French is an h - (hilliam) versus the Wa- William that we know today. Just a guess.
Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2022 07:49 PM (5iUNf)

Our English W should be from north germany (saxony at the time) and denmark. Angles, saxons, and jutes.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 10, 2022 07:51 PM (b2nrj)

247 Are there any elk in Elko Nevada ?

Posted by: JT at May 10, 2022 07:51 PM (arJlL)

248 Man, Terri Hatcher had an awesome dump truck back in the day.

Watching Two Days in the Valley.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 07:52 PM (9qSw/)

249 the musket was like ground-to-shoulder length weapon so you would not carry it EXCEPT when you were on campaign.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 07:52 PM (0G13K)

250 Nobody will be just regular MAGA now. If you do anything, wear anything, say anything positive about Trump you will be labeled an ultra extremist. They always accuse us of what they are doing themselves. Well fk those baby killing commie rat bastards I've been called worse.

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2022 07:52 PM (vrz2I)

251 Didn't realize it was a poison ivy patch

ouch
Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 07:45 PM (us2H3)

Worth it.

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2022 07:52 PM (5iUNf)

252 We have a town named Salinas, but most people call it Little Tijuana.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 07:53 PM (v0R5T)

253 Maybe they used muskets in war, and swords as everyday weapon. They used pistols as well. But pistols were not efficient those day , you know.

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2022 07:53 PM (V13WU)

254 The 3 Musketeers are too early for flintlock, should have matchlocks

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2022 07:53 PM (2JoB8)

255 We have a town named Salinas, but most people call it Little Tijuana.
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 07:53 PM (v0R5T)

More accurate name. Can't understand why houses there are 500K+

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 10, 2022 07:54 PM (Hh3y4)

256 249 the musket was like ground-to-shoulder length weapon so you would not carry it EXCEPT when you were on campaign.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 07:52 PM (0G13K


Smart Military Blog, indeed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 07:54 PM (9qSw/)

257 Are there any elk in Elko Nevada ?
Posted by: JT at May 10, 2022 07:51 PM
++++++
My big time hunting BIL says, "YES!"

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron! at May 10, 2022 07:54 PM (2sCft)

258 Our English W should be from north germany (saxony at the time) and denmark. Angles, saxons, and jutes.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 10, 2022 07:51 PM (b2nrj)

So, Flemish/Dutch, I think. Not from the Germanic tribes, which seem to have no W.

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2022 07:54 PM (5iUNf)

259 FBI 2 -0 in taking down Republican Presidents

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2022 07:54 PM (2JoB8)

260 That explains why in France Kamala is known as "La Gretched Githering Ghore".

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 07:55 PM (dscaa)

261 Nobody will be just regular MAGA now. If you do anything, wear anything, say anything positive about Trump you will be labeled an ultra extremist. They always accuse us of what they are doing themselves. Well fk those baby killing commie rat bastards I've been called worse.
Posted by: fd at May 10, 2022 07:52 PM (vrz2I)

How about MAGNUM XL MAGA?

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 10, 2022 07:55 PM (Hh3y4)

262 254 The 3 Musketeers are too early for flintlock, should have matchlocks
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2022 07:53 PM (2JoB

Looking at the time in which the book is set and the timeframes and locations for flintlocks, it looks like flintlocks should be right.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 10, 2022 07:55 PM (b2nrj)

263 schola gladitoria really pounds the point that there are battlefield weapons, which are often difficult to carry, and there are sidearms, which are, well, easily worn on the side, and the sword is just the absolute king of easily-worn sidearm weapons, which is why they are omnipresent in civilian situations.

a spear or warhammer is a better battlefield weapon than a sword but try wearing one to dinner.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 07:55 PM (0G13K)

264 UltraMAGA is only the coolest label to come out of politics in 50 years.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 07:55 PM (dscaa)

265 How about MAGNUM XL MAGA?
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 10, 2022 07:55 PM

Ribbed, for the country's pleasure.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 07:56 PM (RkC6l)

266 I’m sorry, does that 4 y/o not have any family alive? Because why is this scumbag monster not dead?

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 10, 2022 07:56 PM (t4poC)

267 Oops.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 07:56 PM (RkC6l)

268 It seems like it's been such a long time, but I've got more than a feeling you will eventually have piece of mind.

Posted by: fd



Just have to cool the engines and don't look back and eventually I'll be feelin' satisfied, and undoubtedly wanting to party.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 07:56 PM (hJBfU)

269 238 38 Kern County, specifically where I am, which is the California City (an admittedly stupid fucking name for a city in California)/Mojave area, is pretty fucked up these days with a lot of the gang-bangers from LA up here now growing copious quantities of legal dope, but at least they got this right.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 07:04 PM (KGjq+)

in the early 70's, I would spend all of August in the sSierras, even tended bar at couple places, like the Ponderosa Lodge

love that area

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2022 07:56 PM (us2H3)

270 249 the musket was like ground-to-shoulder length weapon so you would not carry it EXCEPT when you were on campaign.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 07:52 PM (0G13K

During the "Musketeers" days you also needed a holding stick placed in the ground to fire it as well - it was a mobile single person cannon, actually.

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2022 07:57 PM (5iUNf)

271 This lot collectively knows everything.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:57 PM (eGTCV)

272 Chrissie Mayr from Friday Night Tights will be on Gutfeld tonight

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2022 07:57 PM (IEa8U)

273 FYI, 150 feet from Louis’ Basque Corner in Reno is a great craft brewery/distillery called The Depot. Related, they distill the Basque liquer used for Picons, was told it was closest to real French stuff made in USA.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2022 07:57 PM (OTzUX)

274 nood


Tree cafe

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2022 07:57 PM (0fVbu)

275 This lot collectively knows everything.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:57 PM


Horde sourced knowledge is best knowledge.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 07:58 PM (RkC6l)

276 I'll take a blunderbuss.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 07:58 PM (9qSw/)

277 bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door

Napoleon was basically an Italian that spoke Corsican. His French always was spoken with a Corsican accent, and he did not write well in French.

Had a big chip on his shoulder from his treatment by the French Aristocrats as a cadet and a junior officer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 10, 2022 07:59 PM (u82oZ)

278 Muskets had a a significant impact during the Japanese Civil War.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 07:59 PM (eGTCV)

279 UltraMAGA is only the coolest label to come out of politics in 50 years.
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 07:55 PM
+++++++
Beats the hell out of "concerned environmentalist" or "nebbish, effeminate guy trying to get in liberal chicks' pants by flying his feminist flag".

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron! at May 10, 2022 07:59 PM (2sCft)

280 258 Our English W should be from north germany (saxony at the time) and denmark. Angles, saxons, and jutes.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 10, 2022 07:51 PM (b2nrj)

So, Flemish/Dutch, I think. Not from the Germanic tribes, which seem to have no W.
Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2022 07:54 PM (5iUNf)

Frisians are Germanic. Flemish/Dutch should be from a much later merger in the other direction of Latin heading towards Germany.

If you're using modern German as a basis, English is allegedly closer to older Germanic tonuges.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 10, 2022 07:59 PM (b2nrj)

281 nic adjustment

Posted by: Notorious BFD, Ultra MGAG, LTD at May 10, 2022 08:00 PM (Xrfse)

282 >>>Chrissie Mayr from Friday Night Tights will be on Gutfeld tonight

nice.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 08:00 PM (0G13K)

283 Wow, I even f*cked that up. Been a hell of a day.

Posted by: Notorious BFD, Ultra MAGA, LTD at May 10, 2022 08:01 PM (Xrfse)

284 FYI, 150 feet from Louis’ Basque Corner in Reno is a great craft brewery/distillery called The Depot. Related, they distill the Basque liquer used for Picons, was told it was closest to real French stuff made in USA.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2022 07:57 PM (O
*****
Looks like I need to plan a road trip to Reno to see my brother!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron! at May 10, 2022 08:01 PM (2sCft)

285
French is an h - (hilliam) versus the Wa- William that we know today. Just a guess.
Posted by: Boswell


Hilliam is short for Hill William aka Hillbillie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2022 08:01 PM (63Dwl)

286 231 216 Is this something?

BREAKING NOW: | Federal Court Orders FBI to Disclose Details on Officials Who Opened ILLICIT SPY OPERATION "Crossfire Hurricane" on Donald Trump and His Presidential Campaign. -Judicial Watch

Insert Sean Hannity clip here

Posted by: Tofer732 at May 10, 2022 08:02 PM (GcxM3)

287 Nood!

posted by: the boy that cried "Nood!"

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron! at May 10, 2022 08:04 PM (2sCft)

288 Speaking of Democrat government perfidy: Saga of Sage. Please read my story.

https://bityl.co/C9jN

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 08:04 PM (yQpMk)

289 This lot collectively knows everything.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

except this dude. john. snow.

- Ygritte

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 10, 2022 08:04 PM (UgAdJ)

290 New York, New York

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at May 10, 2022 08:06 PM (b+v9B)

291 btw, the point that the "musketeers never actually use muskets" is a decent one, but, now that I know the backstory, i thought I'd explain.

It's just that the musket is their battlefield weapon, and story is 99% about what they're doing when they're fucking around in between actual battles.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 08:06 PM (0G13K)

292 Nobody will be just regular MAGA now. If you do anything, wear anything, say anything positive about Trump you will be labeled an ultra extremist. They always accuse us of what they are doing themselves. Well fk those baby killing commie rat bastards I've been called worse.
Posted by: fd at May 10, 2022 07:52 PM (vrz2I)

How about MAGNUM XL MAGA?
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 10, 2022 07:55 PM (Hh3y4)


I am a Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious MAGA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2022 08:08 PM (Irn0L)

293 I arrived in Paris soon after graduating college. I was a Francophile having taken French since the 5th grade(yes, we had French back then, not Spanish). Not a soul would talk to me. Kept telling me they didn't understand English even though I was speaking French.
Said F this. Got in a cab, went to the airport, flew to Israel. Stayed with a family that spoke French and Hebrew and had no trouble understanding my French.
Never went back although I have been to Europe many times.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2022 08:09 PM (Y+l9t)

294 The 3 Musketeers are too early for flintlock, should have matchlocks

Posted by: Skip




1625. Matchlocks.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 08:13 PM (DVzmH)

295 It's just that the musket is their battlefield weapon, and story is 99% about what they're doing when they're fucking around in between actual battles.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 08:06 PM (0G13K)

So it's sort of like how in The Importance of Being Ernest, Ernest is actually nowhere to be found. I have to say the other Ernest stories are much better.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 08:13 PM (dscaa)

296 Do you have children?

Sometime you need to have friends and you just don't ask too many questions. One never knows when one might need the help of someone who knows how to dispose of a body.

Just remember, you have to keep them as a friend. After all, they know how to dispose of a body.

Posted by: Flimflamed at May 10, 2022 09:36 PM (pFx0o)

297 Tubbs claimed he was "transgender."

When I hear that, I am reminded of Tubbs from "The League of Gentlemen" TV show.

"Are you a local?"
LOL

Posted by: the last to post at May 11, 2022 12:41 AM (o6egL)

298 30 Elementary school teacher we saw yesterday that's been put on administrative leave.

It's not only the teacher, _ who hired her?

And the school's administrators, if they knew what was being taught in the classrooms they should be fired.
And
If they didn't know what was being taught in the classrooms they should be fired.
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BINGO. After retaking local school boards, this is the next phase of cleaning the scum out of the system. Spread the word!

Posted by: the last to post at May 11, 2022 12:46 AM (o6egL)

299 Spot on with this write-up, I honestly feel this
amazing site needs far more attention. I'll probably be back again to read through more,
thanks for the info!

Posted by: truc Tiep bong da at May 24, 2022 09:30 PM (eYUE4)

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