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Gas Prices Soar to Fresh Highs;
Biden Blames Republicans For Inflation
Update: Biden Would Rather Talk About Inflation Than Abortion
Wait, I thought it was Putin's Inflation? Now inflation is the fault of the Ultra-MAGA crowd?
I'll let CNN do the honors reporting Biden's record gas prices.In another blow to the US economy, prices at the pump soared to fresh record highs. The national average price for regular gasoline climbed more than four cents on Tuesday to $4.37 a gallon, according to AAA. That takes out the prior record of $4.33 set on March 11. The gas spike -- prices are up 17 cents in the past week alone -- will only add to inflationary pressures that have raised recession fears, rocked financial markets and soured Americans' views on the economy. The national average dipped to as low as $4.07 a gallon in April after the record-setting release of oil from emergency reserves and as oil prices cooled off. But as industry analysts predicted at the time, that relief proved to be short-lived and minor.Biden says that Republicans are to blame for not letting him spend more money, which, he claims, would somehow reduce the problem of having excess dollars in the economy chasing a static amount of goods and services.
It's such a priority he keeps pushing for his Build Back Brandon bill and more trillion dollar "stimulus."
"They're frustrated," Biden said of Americans paying more for goods and services across the board. "I don't blame them." With a spike in inflation having pushed annual consumer prices more than 8% higher, the president highlighted his release of oil from strategic petroleum reserves and pressure on companies to return record-high profits to consumers in the form of lower prices. "I know that families all across America are hurting because of inflation," Biden said in a speech from the White House. "I want every American to know that I am taking inflation very seriously and it is my top domestic priority."
If only we could have spent more dollars we just printed up out of nothing, he keeps saying, we'd beat this inflation. That's not a joke. He really keeps claiming he can tamp down inflation by flooding the economy with more heavily-devalued freshly-printed paper.
Biden said the COVID-19 pandemic, coupled with supply chain issues and Russia's war on Ukraine, are to blame for the inflation spike. His administration rushed trillions in COVID aid and infrastructure spending into the economy, which Republicans and some economists blame for higher costs. "We're in power," said Biden, asked whether he deserves blame for high prices. "We control all three branches of government. Well, we don't really," he added, lamenting Democrats' ability to get other spending bills passed because of its narrow control of Congress.
Biden said the U.S. Federal Reserve should, and will do its job to control it.They will, by raising interest rates, to reduce the monetary supply. If you insist on injecting more devalued dollar bills into the economy, they'll have to hike the interest rates still further to undo the damage you're continuing to inflict on the country.
The U.S. central bank raised interest rates by half a percentage point last week and is expected to roll out additional hikes this year.
The president did not announce new policy measures in the speech, which took place a day before new consumer price data is expected to show inflation remained elevated through April. But he did say he was considering eliminating Trump-era tariffs on China as a way to lower prices for goods in the United States. "No decision has been made on it," he said.
Biden sought to direct blame over inflation to Republicans, with six months before the Nov. 8 congressional elections that will determine whether Democrats can retain control of the Senate and House of Representatives. Biden repeatedly attacked Republicans loyal to former President Donald Trump for holding up his agenda, lamenting that Democrats' majority in Congress is not sufficient to gain approval of his priorities.
So, the Republicans don't have a plan to fix the inflation caused by the trillions this incompetent recklessly printed and dumped into the economy? That's like a drunk driver who kills a family complaining that the DA who brings charges against doesn't have a plan to resurrect his victims. We're now in a five year cycle of despair and misery, "President" Biden, thanks to you. The way to fix inflation is through a long period of high interest rates and low economic growth -- intermittent recessions and low growth. All thanks to you. There is no other way to magically get trillions of fake dollars out of the economy, Fake President Biden.
REPORTER: "Do you take any responsibility for the inflation in this country?"
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) May 10, 2022
BIDEN: "I think our policies help, not hurt." pic.twitter.com/7NkAPikUyN
"I want every American to know that I am taking inflation very seriously and it's my top domestic priority," President Biden says during a speech on addressing inflation. pic.twitter.com/5CBPjC4dNr
— CBS News (@CBSNews) May 10, 2022
By the way, when I started writing this post, I hadn't read all of his remarks about inflation yet. I wrote the headline claiming he "blamed Republicans" for inflation based on the tenor of remarks I saw, and based on his history of being an inveterate liar. But I didn't actually see a quote about him blaming Republicans. I was just guessing. And then, of course, it turned out I was 100% right. Thanks, NeverTrump! Say, when do those Norms start getting Restored, I wonder? Update: Biden used to claim to be pro-life. He is now so pro-abortion he favors abortion without limits of any kind, including partial birth abortion, including killing babies born during failed abortions. He doesn't want to admit that, but he can't, of course, be anything less than a pure red-in-tooth-and-scalpel babyhunter for his base. So when he was asked if he supports any limits on abortion, he said he'd rather... talk about inflation.Inflation won't happen.
— Maze (@mazemoore) May 10, 2022
It won't be that bad.
That's what the stimulus checks were for.
It's not really happening.
It's happening because of Putin.#Bidenflation pic.twitter.com/FVnosT0KG7
Alexandra DeSanctis Marr Imagine being so extreme on abortion that you'd rather talk about *inflation* right nowHis position on abortion is so toxic he reckons that inflation is actually a more favorable story for him! thanks to chique d'afrique
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Jennifer Shutt
@JenniferShutt ·2h Biden declines to answer a question about whether he supports any restrictions on abortion, saying he wants to keep the focus on the inflation speech he just gave. "I want the story to be about inflation."
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 02:45 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 10, 2022 02:45 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: RUReadingthis at May 10, 2022 02:46 PM (aQ25I)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 10, 2022 02:46 PM (0x4gK)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 10, 2022 02:46 PM (1Z8zZ)
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 02:46 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 10, 2022 02:46 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 02:46 PM (yQpMk)
It just trips off the tongue. Are the mindfuck marketing people on vacation or something?
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 02:46 PM (yeOmr)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 02:47 PM (UmVA6)
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 02:47 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM (Y5qcH)
They also believe that higher taxes boost GDP.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM (2cfUo)
This is really dumb by the junta.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM (vBvJV)
I shit the bed but my shitting the bed will help alleviate the shit in the bed. - Joe Biden
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Someguy's at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (xe+EB)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: The Mikado at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (UnQlg)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (ZLI7S)
He's just sitting on his fat ass and waiting for his turn at the pork trough again.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (setIA)
Posted by: derek jacobi at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (Jtln5)
He's laughing at me.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden!
===/=/
Sometimes the ghost takes the form of a walking Easter bunny.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (+UdNK)
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (DRSnL)
I am certain it is worth it.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Tasty Burger at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (N/oGZ)
Alexandra DeSanctis Marr
Imagine being so extreme on abortion that you’d rather talk about *inflation* right now
Quote Tweet
Jennifer Shutt
@JenniferShutt
· 2h
Biden declines to answer a question about whether he supports any restrictions on abortion, saying he wants to keep the focus on the inflation speech he just gave.
"I want the story to be about inflation."
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 10, 2022 02:50 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: ZOD at May 10, 2022 02:50 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 10, 2022 02:50 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Kevin Luntz-McCarthy at May 10, 2022 02:50 PM (fpamp)
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 02:50 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 02:50 PM (fWTJL)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 10, 2022 02:50 PM (bhRsz
With the nation's duvet.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 02:50 PM (SH2Zi)
____________
Your top domestic priority? Running it up even higher?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (vBvJV)
The Free COVID Cash Frenzy caused much of this inflation. Look at the money supply charts for the last five years.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (yeOmr)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (ESjRY)
Yeah, but those were pre-Biden dollars.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (Mzdiz)
It is on purpose.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 02:50 PM (0G13K)
Much foolishness will be the end of us all.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Eric Swallwell at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (7rttt)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (0G13K)
Biden says inflation is
global in nature and due to
1) supply chain disruptions due to covid
and
2) Mr Putins invasion of Ukraine.
So how does the US government spending money fix either of those global problems?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (UmVA6)
Posted by: Jenn Psaki morning thoughts at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (fpamp)
Posted by: 2009Refugee
No, that's Gozer the Destructor.
He has taken the form of a walking Easter Bunny this year.
We're all doomed.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (SH2Zi)
Oh yes, well worth it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (9qSw/)
__________
Amber Heard for SecTreas!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (vBvJV)
Of course their economic policies are disastrous and indefensible. They've been the same for decades, only getting worse, actually, with the addition of the science-free externality stranglehold on all of life they're pushing with "climate" nonsense.
But the monetary insanity goes back (talking about current inflation situation) to the idiotic Fed policy of ZIRP, and the whole reaction to the 2008 "crisis", which was wrong and harmful in every single respect.
And the current inflation is directly linked to the reckless fiscal policy of Trump during the "pandemic", which of course was entirely triggered by the catastrophic and useless "shutdown".
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (OTzUX)
Where are there High Interest Rates?
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (7rttt)
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (v0R5T)
They're probably going to end up using them up, aren't they?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 10, 2022 02:53 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at May 10, 2022 02:53 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Ace at 02:45 PM
They're already restored and doing great! Back to the norm of elites screwing over the average citizen (spit), both parties increasing the size and scope of the Federal government, etc.
Posted by: NeverTrump and GOPe at May 10, 2022 02:53 PM (44BwU)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (DRSnL)
After this past week and this week, Mrs. I am sure will be ready to blow off some steam.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 02:53 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: James Cromwell at May 10, 2022 02:53 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: ZOD at May 10, 2022 02:53 PM (x8kT3)
Inflation is bad.
Inflation is Russian.
Republicans are to blame for inflation.
They are bad.
They are Russian.
Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at May 10, 2022 02:53 PM (rzne3)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (llON8)
Slava Ukraini! Geroyam slava!
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Sweaty Idiot Chris Stirewalt at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (fpamp)
It is on purpose.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
Joe Biden takes inflation very seriously. He's counting on it.
And yes, it is part of the plan....to wreck the country.
Just wait until the US Dollar is no longer the World's Reserve Currency.
You ain't seen nothin' yet.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (v0R5T)
Yikes. I'll stop complaining.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: spindrift at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (h5TKJ)
Didn't they send that to Europe so they could pretend to not use imports from Russia a little longer?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (ESjRY)
They're probably going to end up using them up, aren't they?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 10, 2022 02:53 PM (rF64X)
______________
Burning the furniture to keep warm.
What could go wrong? Slope != intercept.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (vBvJV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (PIZfF)
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (yeOmr)
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (v0R5T)
Where are there High Interest Rates?
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (7rttt)
Yeah, they're not so much "high" as "not as insanely low as they were."
Posted by: Dr. T at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (bhRsz)
No, I dare say they won't.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM
The dead, and people whose ballots have been harvested without their knowledge, don't tend to learn much about their votes.
Posted by: 2000 mules at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (44BwU)
Thank you. This inflation was the inevitable result of an all-hands-on-deck team effort lasting many years.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: derek jacobi at May 10, 2022
***
"Or rather, will this blood from my hand stain the multitudinous seas incarnadine, making the green one red?"
( -- Macbeth, who unlike Creepy F. Joe had *some* self-awareness, but like him had a wife who controlled his every move)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Where are there High Interest Rates?
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (7rttt)
Only reinforcing the point!
Posted by: Someguy's at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (xe+EB)
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (yeOmr)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (3cGpq)
And yes, it is part of the plan....to wreck the country.
Just wait until the US Dollar is no longer the World's Reserve Currency.
You ain't seen nothin' yet.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (vcOmj)
_____________
And we don't even get bread and circuses.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (vBvJV)
January 21st, 2025 at noon when Donald John Trump gets sworn in as the 47th POTUS.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (G/gFl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (dNqv+)
They're probably going to end up using them up, aren't they?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 10, 2022 02:53 PM (rF64X)
Didn't "we" send shipments from our reserves to Germany and other slackers in NATO because Russia-Russia-Russia was threatening to cut them off?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (llON8)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (yQpMk)
Like acute short term shortages during the height of covid? Sure. I get it, a bunch of meat processing plants shut down for a few weeks due to high prevalence of covid on the slaughter floor.
But chronic long term shortages? Hmmm...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (UmVA6)
And stop whining because you can't find baby formula!
War demands sacrifices!
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (I2/tG)
Also the left: Totally Putin's fault the price of gas went up after we took over the government. Screw that guy!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (ESjRY)
"Sure. We could talk about the Babies you'd like to kill in the womb..."
"But. I would rather focus on the Recovery that I managed to kill in the womb!"
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (7rttt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (ZsR3z)
No, I dare say they won't.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM
______________
Here's the thing I find infuriating: this was all TOTALLY FORSEEABLE, AND TOTALLY AVOIDABLE.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (vBvJV)
Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (f1a7I)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 02:53 PM (SH2Zi)
What's your favorite hummus flavor?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (pWxlC)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (fWTJL)
Biden's funflation and higher fuel prices are designed to cure our "cashlock"
Posted by: Eric Swallwell at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (VJsqe)
Isn't it good Norwegian wood.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (ZsR3z)
__________
Yeah. Until we run out of furniture.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (vBvJV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (PIZfF)
Wow. I bought gas at $3.89 yesterday and thought I was being ripped off.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (YV6PJ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (llON8)
Posted by: 496 at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (v0R5T)
........
Oh, and High Speed rail.
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: James Cromwell at May 10, 2022
***
Hold still, James, whilst I pour this acetone. It'll dissolve the superglue you used to fasten yourself to the counter. Oops, did I get some in your eyes? My bad!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (vBvJV)
Jill Hatez Kamala!!! Totes!!! What happens next will shock you
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (yeOmr)
While the personal stimmy checks didn't help, something like 8-10 times as much went out to cronies, on "both sides of the aisle" (pro tip: there's actually only one side).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (bW8dp)
Is that still going on? Honestly, I live in TX and I don't know. I certainly haven't heard anything about it lately. Nor about the Great Abbott Bus Lift project. I guess that was one headline and then done?
Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (8NWUp)
Posted by: trev006 at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (553sd)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (kf6Ak)
Or before. I really can't believe the gas prices here.
But I guess we should be grateful we aren't in Commiefornia.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (kf6Ak)
____________
Cheap. Gas in CA is pushing $7/gal in some places.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (vBvJV)
++++
Called it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (DU+/6)
What's your favorite hummus flavor?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (DRSnL)
The only correct answer is Supremely Spicy, so you don't even need to ask anyone that question.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (UmVA6)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (pWxlC)
Posted by: aNewBanner at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (bgweb)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2022
*
Wow. I bought gas at $3.89 yesterday and thought I was being ripped off.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022
***
You were. It's just that others are being ripped off worse.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (w5kDF)
Biden's funflation and higher fuel prices are designed to cure our "cashlock"
Posted by: Eric Swallwell at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (VJsqe)
And Biden just wants to watch "matlock".
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (yeOmr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 10, 2022 02:59 PM (qpX6U)
Joe Biden Has Amber Heard The Bed.
Wait...what did I hear? Oh sh*t is that bunny behind me again?
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 02:59 PM (ESjRY)
Thank you. This inflation was the inevitable result of an all-hands-on-deck team effort lasting many years.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (qpX6U)
==============
Dummies, the inflation you mention only became apparent under Biden, immediately after he stopped essentially all new drilling and paid people not to work in the colossally bad American Recovery Act.
https://tinyurl.com/2p8hpn5y
Posted by: Steve Ratner and Larry Summers at May 10, 2022 02:59 PM (fpamp)
Don't worry; the impending nuclear holocaust will take our minds off of the shitty economy.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at May 10, 2022 02:59 PM (DTX3h)
They're probably going to end up using them up, aren't they?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen
They are drawing out of the Strategic reserve at quite a clip. And a lot of it is going to Europe.
Shale oil/frakkers are finally seeing capital returns after years of losing money....and are NOT in a hurry to build more capacity this year. The doubt the sincerity of the FedGov in the long run. As long as Bidenus is Emperor.
And wait, there's more! Natural Gas prices are also going to rise, as a LOT of LNG is going to be exported to Europe so that they don't freeze since they aren't buying gas and oil from Ivan.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at May 10, 2022 02:59 PM (vcOmj)
All thanks to you.
There is no other way to magically get trillions of fake dollars out of the economy, Fake President Biden.
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Largely, yeah. We'd have some higher than usual inflation regardless - the decade of Fed game-playing and Trump's helicopter drops of cash during the initial COVID response were going to bubble up regardless. What Biden and his politburo have done, however, have taken an inevitable rough patch and turned it into a catastrophe.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2022 02:59 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
How soon before there's a guy following Biden at press conferences yelling "bring out yer dead!".
Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (KZzsI)
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Alternate theory:
For most people, abortion is simply not an issue they think about at all. A massive change in abortion policy at the federal level doesn't affect them, so they don't care, especially in light of other economic problems.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: trev006 at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (553sd)
The rumors about Mitt Romney's son being involved in Hunter Biden's business dealings are nothing more than Russian disinformation.
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (llON8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: superultramaga x, the ORIGINAL REAL SUPERULTRAMAGAist at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (uQFwj)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (gOdCV)
The left in 2022 looking at their polling: Would a little nuclear war really be a bad thing? I mean like...really?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (ESjRY)
Every tweet from the White House should have that as a reply.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (eGTCV)
hugh-miss
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (DRSnL)
>>NOTHING IS EVER YOUR FAULT!!!!
So all Democrats are women?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)
From the FNM headlines.
Ukraine is hush money in more ways than one.
Pay the oligarchs, let them launder the vig back to USA politicians DOD functionaries and have the media cover up any residual inflationary unpleasantness.
Posted by: Voter theater. at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (FCPbW)
Name one Canadian general who made a difference, anywhere, anytime.
(Gin and tonic)
(clock starts)
(buzzer goes off)
(game-show audience leaves)
(Gin and tonic drained. Lights. Shrug).
Canada is worthless as tits on a bull.
Posted by: ZOD at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (x8kT3)
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Yet high gas prices don't save the Erf. People still have to drive to work, school, etc.
I'd like to punch that wonton Chu right in the nut sack. He's the one who wanted gas prices here to equal those in Europe. I suspect he owns a rickshaw dealership.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (vBvJV)
Corn? Avacados? Sand?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (9qSw/)
Chickpeas!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (UmVA6)
So all Democrats are women?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Can I have your TV?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (9qSw/)
@CBS News
"I want every American to know that I am taking inflation very seriously and it's my top domestic priority," President Biden says during a speech on addressing inflation.
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Alternate Headline: "Obama's Boy Pivots Back to The Economy Again!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (f1a7I)
Yes, he actually did materially cut spending and reduce the size of government by a small amount, but he also signed on to enormous increases in spending.
Like Reagan, when he got into office, he found that congress only has one way on the ratchet, and will not change. Bizarrely, the only president in my lifetime to sign a balanced budget, a budget with real cuts was.... Bill Clinton
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (DRSnL)
I thought it was something like that.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (pWxlC)
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Hunter Tylo > Hunter Biden
Posted by: 496 at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ripley at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (MxEKc)
Inflation won't happen.
It won't be that bad.
That's what the stimulus checks were for.
It's not really happening.
It's happening because of Putin.#Bidenflation
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Left off "inflation is good for you, you ignorant rube!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (DU+/6)
Corn? Avacados? Sand?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (9qSw/)
Chickpeas.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (yQpMk)
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahohmygodhahahahahahahah
ahahahahahbreathehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
is enough
I wish....
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (gOdCV)
So no, I don't think overturning R v W is going to matter much in voting results.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (0G13K)
Inflation won't happen.
It won't be that bad.
That's what the stimulus checks were for.
It's not really happening.
It's happening because of Putin.#Bidenflation
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Left off "inflation is good for you, you ignorant rube!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (DU+/6)
Let your dog die of cancer to save money.
Posted by: Someguy's at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (xe+EB)
The warm, penetrating love of oil rigs on the tundra is like the soothing sound of frogs in a summer night.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (UCGJN)
Corn? Avacados? Sand?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022
***
Don't go by me. I always get it confused with "humus."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (llON
___________
Do Russians complain about American disinformation?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (vBvJV)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (KZzsI)
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I think the corporations are afraid of being given the Disney Treatment if they open their fat mouths about it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (DU+/6)
So all Democrats are women?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Can't be. They're not biologists.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
So no, I don't think overturning R v W is going to matter much in voting results.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (ESjRY)
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"We have to become Democrats to appeal to this sliver of a voting bloc or we will never win an election again."
-Karl Rove
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (LvTSG)
>>NOTHING IS EVER YOUR FAULT!!!!
So all Democrats are women?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)
That's sexist.
Posted by: hipster with a douche knot at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (UmVA6)
If only we could gather our elites somewhere, like maybe Davis, to help us understand all those pesky troubles in the world that are causing the planet to engage in something like a great reset.
Or something.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (YV6PJ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (fWTJL)
Yea, but that's true for tranny issues as well but everyone went all-in on that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (aeMRC)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (eGTCV)
carbs
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (0G13K)
Shit. Oh well.
Hey Ace, I'm about to end my three day fast in a few hours! Water only for 72 hours!!
Gainzzzz
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (9qSw/)
Fk Joe Biden
Posted by: Skip's phone at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (4G0LT)
carbs
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (0G13K)
Tasty tasty carbs.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (KAi1n)
Gainzzzz
nice!
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (0G13K)
(I'm recycling because I thought that was good. I'm sorry. You never exactly know what's going to "hit".)
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (yeOmr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (txdEq)
Repeat.
Joe Biden Has Amber Heard The Bed.
Over.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM
Johnny has a smelly moustache,
Repeat, Johnny has a smelly moustache.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (pWxlC)
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: superultramaga x, the ORIGINAL REAL SUPERULTRAMAGAist at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (uQFwj)
Corn? Avacados? Sand?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022
***
Don't go by me. I always get it confused with "humus."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (txdEq)
It's pronounced "hum-AHSS."
Posted by: Grey Poupon Licker at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (UmVA6)
This cannot be disputed.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (YV6PJ)
I suspect that has given them pause, and Levi Strauss ought to get hammered for opening their yap, to confirm the fear for the rest of these knuckleheads.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (KZzsI)
_____________
Notice how many people talk about their "rights," and how few talk about their "duties" or "responsibilities."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (vBvJV)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (aeMRC)
Ribbed on the inside, for your pleasure.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (yQpMk)
Inflation won't happen.
It won't be that bad.
That's what the stimulus checks were for.
It's not really happening.
It's happening because of Putin.#Bidenflation
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Left off "inflation is good for you, you ignorant rube!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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I liked, "Did you poors not budget for inflation like you're poor or something?"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (UCGJN)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (gkwl2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (+Cemk)
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (qpX6U)
Bacon,
beef,
chicken,
pork,
fish,
eggs,
hot dogs,
bread, etc.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (lKAqb)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (fWTJL)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022
***
You think the rat is too big for your cat to handle?
(My gosh, the things we talk about here)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (v0R5T)
carbs
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (0G13K)
Tasty tasty carbs.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM
Which moron was it last week that said they had a protein call.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (pWxlC)
Yea, but that's true for tranny issues as well but everyone went all-in on that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (KZzsI)
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The controllers of our cultural hegemony went all in on it. The general populace doesn't seem to be all that into it. Either issue. The controllers of the cultural hegemony lean heavily wherever they can to make up for the fact that they don't actually have much support.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (KAi1n)
If you're going to that much effort just drive somewhere to shit.
Posted by: Someguy's at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (xe+EB)
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A most cromulent development. DeSantis should be elected President just for busting Disney's chops like that, and thereby shutting up a lot of woke corporations.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (vBvJV)
So all Democrats are women?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Can I have your TV?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (9qSw/)
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JackStraw once gave me some advice in a similar situation: "If you start running now, in a serpentine pattern, you just might make it ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (f1a7I)
I filled my tank in Mojave, CA yesterday for $5.89/gallon, and that was for 87 octane.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (gkwl2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (vBvJV)
No, they'll just retcon the past, claiming (just like Scott Adams does about those who correctly IDed problems with the coof shot) that no one could have really foreseen such problems, it was just a very lucky guess based on nothing.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (8NWUp)
Posted by: Anotheranon at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (8Ze5j)
Yeah but we are working the slaves in China longer so your iPhone costs the same as it did last year. And that's what we are going to base the official inflation numbers on.
This is where you kiss the pinky ring...plebe.
Posted by: Your government at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (lKAqb)
Every fucking thing on Earth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
How you holding up?Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Good, friend, thanks much for asking. I've lost two gallons-worth of milk weight (20lbs.) and I'm tired, and I can't taste food, and I have an ulcer on my tongue that fucks with me every time I swallow or breathe or yawn or sneeze or other things. Brushing teeth takes ten minutes. It's gross.
Having said that, lebt immer noch--I'm pretty lucky.
Posted by: ZOD at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (yeOmr)
wait, let's think about this. the Ultras in europe are hard core soccer hooligans who loved to mix it up. maybe the UltraMAGAs can mix it up with Antifa and wipe the floor with them.
this has potential...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (WhsXQ)
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A most cromulent development. DeSantis should be elected President just for busting Disney's chops like that, and thereby shutting up a lot of woke corporations.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (vBvJV)
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I have a post in draft about this if Ace finds it worthy of giving him a break from content...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (lKAqb)
FOR. FUCKS. SAKE.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (UmVA6)
Also I promised her I would try to do something. I like to set the bar very low for myself.
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (yeOmr)
Or something.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (YV6PJ)
alternately, we could chain the doors of their auditorium closed and set the place on fire.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Who? at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (63Dwl)
It's like student loans - nobody with six figures in student loan debt for a worthless degree is voting Republican anyway, so forgiving student loan debts doesn't generate any new support for Democrats.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (v0R5T)
Taht is probably 15% Ethanol.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (7rttt)
Pretty sure the Russkies know where Davos is...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (ESjRY)
That was before I became Ultra MAGA Man.
Now I am invincible!
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (Jtln5)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (KAi1n)
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Praising?
Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (f1a7I)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022
***
You think the rat is too big for your cat to handle?
(My gosh, the things we talk about here)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM
We had a vole get in the house one time. Chased it into the spare room. Slid 2 glue traps with some pb&J and slid it under the door and sealed it with duct tape at the bottom. Waited an hour or so, cracked the door open, voila. Vole in trap, took him for a swim.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (pWxlC)
FOR. FUCKS. SAKE.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (UmVA6)
It's like, stuck in transit with someone's Peloton.
Posted by: Jen Pisshockey at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (I2/tG)
It's like student loans - nobody with six figures in student loan debt for a worthless degree is voting Republican anyway, so forgiving student loan debts doesn't generate any new support for Democrats.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (I2/tG)
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Keeping the issue alive does something for their engagement, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (LvTSG)
hm, i wrote to pixy last time you mentioned it, I'll follow up, see what happened.
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (0G13K)
Good thing we have such super geniuses at the tiller.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (fF2aM)
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Nobody likes trannies.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (fWTJL)
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Humane? As long as you're not playing Yoko Ono's greatest hits, you're humane enough.
A couple tips: 1) wear gloves, so you don't get your scent on the trap. 2) put a small smear of peanut butter near the end of the trap where you want the rat to enter. 3) Forget the humane part, and get a snap trap that kills the rat deader than dog food, quickly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (vBvJV)
People also know the GOP is the "drill baby drill" party, supposedly the one time Obama's campaign got scared up against McCain was when he started talking about domestic energy against the backdrop of $4 a gallon gas.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (PwNLq)
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (9qSw/)
Once, after a night of pounding copious amounts of beer, the morning piss released 4 lbs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (lgeFv)
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Nobody likes trannies.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (fWTJL)
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Why don't lesbians date trans-women?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (LvTSG)
Corn? Avacados? Sand?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (9qSw/)
*
Chickpeas!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022
***
Was Cicero the Roman orator called that because his family raised chickpeas, or did he just eat a lot of them?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (txdEq)
Chickpea paste with some other stuff mixed in. I really like it, but some don't.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (f1a7I)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (/FocL)
Posted by: Jenn Psaki at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (7rttt)
I gave him the hash but maybe that wasn't what it banned by
i might need her IP address -- yeah, that's probably the problem.
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (0G13K)
Productivity gains like that only happen with large private investments. That means we need a stable currency, to keep investments away from homes, and stable, low taxes and reduced govt spending is a requirement.
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (P7Iz+)
He was not a popular owner generally but one of the complaints against him was that he did have LBBTQ+ events.
I'm baffled. What do they want--rainbow jerseys, line dances instead of line brawls.
Sorry for going so far off topic.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (eGTCV)
She had student loads for ever and paid them off.
And...she just found out that Biden is talking about paying off everyone else's.
Is she pissed...but you see this is the problem with LIVs if they paid attention we'd be tarring and feathering almost everyone currently in DC...but they won't....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (ESjRY)
FOR. FUCKS. SAKE.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (UmVA6)
Yeah, we haven't seen it for weeks.
Kroger Garlic Humus is actually pretty good.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (8Ehg6)
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022
***
You think the rat is too big for your cat to handle?
(My gosh, the things we talk about here)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM
We had a vole get in the house one time. Chased it into the spare room. Slid 2 glue traps with some pb&J and slid it under the door and sealed it with duct tape at the bottom. Waited an hour or so, cracked the door open, voila. Vole in trap, took him for a swim.
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Its time for the lighter fluid.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (fWTJL)
Posted by: ZOD at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (Zvtjl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (LvTSG)
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But half of the people who were stupid enough to run up a six figure debt for an utterly worthless degree probably show to vote on Wednesday.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (vBvJV)
........
Can't wait for the Great Cat Food shortages of '22.
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Some Lesbian at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Skip's phone at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (/FocL)
ask her what was the last day she was posting here, that will help me track down what IP she was using when she got banned.
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (9qSw/)
Once, after a night of pounding copious amounts of beer, the morning piss released 4 lbs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (Zz0t1
Good morning, toilet!
Urine for a surprise this morning!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: ZOD at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022
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So he went in the trap of his own vole-ition.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (txdEq)
Pixy ignores your emails? How meta.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (ZLI7S)
Actually, this will be the easiest part. Fire the deep staters and the most useless civil servants (most of them) along with most post-secondary administration.
Bam. Tons of dead weight lost. True, they'll be the core of antifada, but there is a solution for that too.
Posted by: trev006 at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (553sd)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (8Ehg6)
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Just like abortion!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (vBvJV)
Pixy ignores your emails? How meta.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (ZLI7S)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:11 PM (LvTSG)
Maybe half. Remember Obama Girl? Heh
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:11 PM (KZzsI)
I'd say that's grounds for a month longer early voting and drop boxes in every housing project.
Posted by: DNC at May 10, 2022 03:11 PM (OzNIz)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 10, 2022 03:11 PM (UCGJN)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Prettygirl is 9-ish pounds of abject fury when her inner tigress gets unleashed (I know from first-hand (yeah, pun intended) experience). The rat is probably about 4" and she was hunting it the other night. I think she'd have the time of her life, but unless I have no other choice, it kinda has a macabre, thrown to the lions feel to it.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 03:11 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022
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I'm beginning to wonder if I dare adopt a new cat or kitten.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:11 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (5HBd1)
That's the first four letters of the word garbage!
Posted by: George Carlin at May 10, 2022 03:12 PM (9unzF)
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (v0R5T)
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Warn the aged out single feminists to watch their asses.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:12 PM (vBvJV)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:12 PM (vXJN8)
I filled my tank in Mojave, CA yesterday for $5.89/gallon, and that was for 87 octane.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM
What's sad is that here in MN it's around the $4.17 mark and I am supposed to be thankful it's not more. A couple weeks ago they had me conditioned to be thankful it was only 3.99 per gallon! Non oxy for my boat is going to run well over 5.00 this summer. If not 6. Fck.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 03:12 PM (pWxlC)
Oh..wait you have food to give to your cat? What the hell.
Posted by: Some Locked Down Chinese Slave Labourer at May 10, 2022 03:12 PM (ESjRY)
It's like student loans - nobody with six figures in student loan debt for a worthless degree is voting Republican anyway, so forgiving student loan debts doesn't generate any new support for Democrats.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (I2/tG)
Everything is locked in. The country is completely, irreconcilably divided. Nobody switches their party-line votes except in the extremely unusual case of Donald Trump. All that matters is turnout. And that doesn't matter either, because there's only only one party, anyway.
Posted by: Shell Game at May 10, 2022 03:12 PM (rzne3)
Posted by: Who? at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (63Dwl)
Thanks to voter suppression, gerrymandering and the electoral college I’d suggest the Republican Party is actually plenty strong at the moment
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 03:11 PM (KAi1n)
It's the Circle of Life.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (yQpMk)
i might need her IP address -- yeah, that's probably the problem.
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (0G13K)
If you have the hash, can't pixy just see the IP associated w/ that hash? Hashes are tied to IPs, no?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (UmVA6)
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (L7jyl)
Thanks to voter suppression, gerrymandering and the electoral college I’d suggest the Republican Party is actually plenty strong at the moment
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (I2/tG)
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I wonder if they've ever met someone who was unable to vote because of voter suppression.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (LvTSG)
Thanks to voter suppression, gerrymandering and the electoral college I’d suggest the Republican Party is actually plenty strong at the moment
Yep that electoral college is really going to help us in 2022 isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Not now. Ideologically, the Biden Junta is against low energy costs.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (vXJN8)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:12 PM (vBvJV)
[smiles wanly, eyes slightly squinted]
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (MkuC5)
Oh noes! The only way this can be ameliorated is by sending 50 more billion dollars to Ukraine to "defend democracy".
At least in the end there will be only chaos. So I've heard, anyway.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (Rl7KJ)
Unexpectedly, rats have gathered in the house, and finding no food there are spreading out into other houses, such as ours. We had swarms of them, and our cat saw the as not food but potential buddies to play with so was worthless at catching any.
My brother got these electric traps that fry the rats when they climb inside, zaps them dead as a doornail. They work really well, and the flashing green light indicating another dead rat is very cheery to come down to in the morning. We've pretty well de-ratted the place as a result but of course... more keep coming.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (KZzsI)
Thanks to voter suppression, gerrymandering and the electoral college I’d suggest the Republican Party is actually plenty strong at the moment
Yep that electoral college is really going to help us in 2022 isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (ESjRY)
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It's really insidious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Prettygirl is 9-ish pounds of abject fury when her inner tigress gets unleashed (I know from first-hand (yeah, pun intended) experience). The rat is probably about 4" and she was hunting it the other night. I think she'd have the time of her life, but unless I have no other choice, it kinda has a macabre, thrown to the lions feel to it.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 03:11 PM (KAi1n)
Cats exist so you can throw rats to them.
Posted by: Someguy's at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (xe+EB)
Posted by: ace
Now that's reader service. You think you're gonna get that kind of responsiveness from Drudge or Reynolds? Not bloody likely.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 03:11 PM (KAi1n)
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I'm worried about you. Let the cat do her thing.
Here's your model: tinyurl.com/2rfvvx56
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (vBvJV)
He just found out she has $300k in student debt.
Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.
She's a well paid attorney.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (PwNLq)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (gkwl2)
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (0G13K)
They don't call you Mr. Cruel for nothing.
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 03:15 PM (9z/jG)
They can't allow wealth creation and if you just consign the populace to a lower and lower living standard they'll revolt eventually.
So instead you kill some percentage of them and split their stuff.
60% of the time it works every time!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:15 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022
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Then I don't think Prettygirl will have trouble. Years ago, I was tempted (not really) to buy a mouse at the pet store and turn it loose for big red tabby Arizona to hunt. He'd have loved it -- but I couldn't bring myself to do such a thing. And like your worry, I was concerned about blood and mouse guts all over the carpet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:15 PM (txdEq)
"Voter suppression" means not being able to stuff the ballot boxes.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2022 03:15 PM (I2/tG)
If you have the hash, can't pixy just see the IP associated w/ that hash? Hashes are tied to IPs, no?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (UmVA6)
The hash is a randomly generated group of characters associated with the IP, but unless the system in question keeps a database of every hash it's generated, likely no.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
He just found out she has $300k in student debt.
Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.
She's a well paid attorney.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (PwNLq
Wow. Just wow.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:15 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Minuteman at May 10, 2022 03:15 PM (LaNzR)
Its fun for the cat, and is their job in life. Its like a reward for kitty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (KZzsI)
He just found out she has $300k in student debt.
Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.
She's a well paid attorney.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (PwNLq)
Why do I suspect this wasn't the only red flag?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (llON8)
She's a well paid attorney.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (PwNLq
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"Please, tax me to help pay off these loans. It's for justice."
-Grocery store bagger
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (rbqjV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:15 PM (Zz0t1
It has to because there are perma bans on certain hashes. Us VPN surfers see this routinely.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (9qSw/)
Go in to the router, release current IP, then renew. Most ISP's will issue you a new one. Sounds like she self-deported from the blog by posting on an old thread, so it's not like she's in a dreaded banned block of IPs.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (UmVA6)
Posted by: flounder at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (SH2Zi)
Can't wait for the Great Cat Food shortages of '22.
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022
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I'm beginning to wonder if I dare adopt a new cat or kitten.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Rat-a Roni
The San Francisco treat
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (v0R5T)
In the 20 or so years since the left started making this argument I don't think they've identified a single citizen that was unable to vote.
Which is...pretty amazing actually.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Megthered at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (lFJGc)
That's a red flag the size of the ones they use to cover football fields. Run, don't walk away from her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Prettygirl is 9-ish pounds of abject fury when her inner tigress gets unleashed (I know from first-hand (yeah, pun intended) experience). The rat is probably about 4" and she was hunting it the other night. I think she'd have the time of her life, but unless I have no other choice, it kinda has a macabre, thrown to the lions feel to it.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 03:11 PM (KAi1n)
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Get a Jack Russell Terrier. Problem solved.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (fWTJL)
Posted by: YIKES! at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (t6XCL)
He just found out she has $300k in student debt.
Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.
She's a well paid attorney.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (PwNLq)
The fuck?
I feel like such an idiot for paying my student debt off, even though it was about 10% of hers.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (Rl7KJ)
It has to because there are perma bans on certain hashes. Us VPN surfers see this routinely.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (9qSw/)
It likely only catalogs the banned ones, not all.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Thanks to voter suppression, gerrymandering and the electoral college I’d suggest the Republican Party is actually plenty strong at the moment
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (I2/tG)
This is how they are going to explain the coming slaughter at the polls. Unless they cheat to win, which they have every intention of doing. Openly.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (sI15f)
Fuck that....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
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My man.
I've whacked just over three dozen rats here. They're tree/roof rats (different from Norway rats) that live in coastal California. They love oranges, avocados, and snails (very healthy), and live in palm trees. So this is paradise for them too. Neighbor on one side has avocado trees, neighbor on the other has orange trees.
Oddly, I haven't any signs of rats in six months at least. Apparently the word is out that ours is the yard of death.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (vBvJV)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (UuD2k)
Can someone please remind this demented old fool that he is the prezzy of the United States, not Ukraine?
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (K00qy)
Every time I talk with a rich leftist I find out that *they* aren't rich. The rich people are the ones making more then them. And since those rich people get all the breaks why shouldn't they get to cheat too?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (ESjRY)
That way, I can watch and won't have to listen.
Posted by: Peter Doocy at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (vXJN8)
The president was channeling Ned Flanders's mother: "We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas!"
Posted by: Citizen UltraMAGA Cake at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (HmZuC)
Pawn the ring.
Spend the proceeds on Hookers and Blow.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (7rttt)
Fuck that....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
*FistBump*
Just took my car, which has been sitting on a lot for a couple of months as I worked on my friend's ranch, to the shop yesterday. Mice have eaten all the wires and hoses, the little fuckers. Can't wait to get the estimate tomorrow.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (gkwl2)
Which is...pretty amazing actually.
No, there are millions and millions of black people who can't vote because of voter suppression.
Truly!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (llON
Probably looking to cash in on the big high speed internet scam they're pulling too.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (YV6PJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (/FocL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Minuteman at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (LaNzR)
It has to because there are perma bans on certain hashes. Us VPN surfers see this routinely.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (9qSw/)
It likely only catalogs the banned ones, not all.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Well sure, but there is a connection between IP and hash. If it was RNG for hashes, no one would ever get accidental hash bans.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (PwNLq)
Why do I suspect this wasn't the only red flag?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM
Yep, that's a wave off sign for sure. 5534 Yankee, wave off, wave off, go around, I repeat go around.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (pWxlC)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (eGTCV)
No, there are millions and millions of black people who can't vote because of voter suppression.
Truly!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (I2/tG)
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They're from Canada. You wouldn't know them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (LvTSG)
Its fun for the cat, and is their job in life. Its like a reward for kitty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (KZzsI)
It's pretty much the *only* real Cat Job. Have you ever seen a seeing-eye cat, a therapy cat, a drug-sniffing cat... I admit I'd be a little worried about a rat vs a mouse, and would want to check kitteh for bite or scratch wounds if she did get the rat.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (llON8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (UuD2k)
I get bigger bribes from Ukraine.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (I2/tG)
That question is racist and I'm pretty sure you are a Russian bot
Posted by: What a leftist would say to you at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (NW9xb)
He just found out she has $300k in student debt.
Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.
She's a well paid attorney.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (PwNLq)
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Tell him to RUN!!!! She's obviously a piece of work, and a chiseler to boot. Whom do you think she'll chisel after the government? Hmmm?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (vBvJV)
Got those things on the packing table ready to go out when I have an address.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (7rttt)
I predict record-high dosages of Copium this November.
Posted by: Citizen UltraMAGA Cake at May 10, 2022 03:20 PM (HmZuC)
Remember-- when you experience the sudden onset of an impossibly bright light and a sensation of radiant heat, i.e. the culmination of Biden foreign policy, move away from the windows. And don't take shelter under a car, the shock wave makes them bounce.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 10, 2022 03:20 PM (/8vPs)
Kinda feeling like a sucker, here.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 03:20 PM (gkwl2)
Yes. Yes it is.
Someone needs to let this turd know just what having majorities means.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:20 PM (xsL4l)
Got those things on the packing table ready to go out when I have an address.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (7rttt)
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You can go through my nic to the contact page.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:20 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: YIKES! at May 10, 2022
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We're invertebrate punsters. Spinelessly unable to resist a pun.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:20 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (0G13K)
I believe Lizzy sent that off to him herself. And I think CBD may have too. I think the issue is that pixy's incredibly busy.
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 03:20 PM (Mog7K)
Posted by: a Cat at May 10, 2022 03:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (eGTCV
Democrats never have to show proof. The accusation is accepted as fact by the MSM.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:21 PM (9qSw/)
He just found out she has $300k in student debt.
Pros: Hot yoga chick that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Cons: Leftist, ridiculous debt, 40 years old.
Hmm...gonna say we need to marry her
Posted by: What the little head is thinking at May 10, 2022 03:21 PM (ESjRY)
Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.
She's a well paid attorney.
That's the kind of "f' you, pay me" mindset you want in an attorney. Not in a spouse.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2022 03:21 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2022 03:21 PM (CAyKM)
Yes. Yes it is.
Someone needs to let this turd know just what having majorities means.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:20 PM (xsL4l)
Yeah, but only the stupid shit got passed. Manchin and Senima blocked the really, really stupid shit.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 03:21 PM (UuD2k)
I can't find Friskies canned cat food at retailers here. Been like that for many weeks. I'm delaying annual vet visits because $$$. This economy is going to induce many people to give up their pets.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 10, 2022 03:22 PM (qpX6U)
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Get a Jack Russell Terrier. Problem solved.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (fWTJL)
*nods*
Go search ewe toob for "ratting with terriers".
"Good gerrl! Good lad!" -- British guy with little dogs doing their thing, tails wagging furiously
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 03:22 PM (llON8)
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM
I was 10 years old. I made a PBand J in the morning and was off to the lake to fish, re-enact Normandy etc. Meals on wheels. Just be home for dinner.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 03:22 PM (pWxlC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022
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A few years ago outside the nearest pool at my complex, I spied a raccoon in a tree. I just stood and looked at him, and he looked back. Nothing was going to change. So I walked away.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:22 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 10, 2022 03:22 PM (4OVxK)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (5HBd1)
Have her draft a pre-nup. exempting him from responsibility for the debt.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:22 PM (txdEq)
We'll all be working for them someday.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (UuD2k)
Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.
She's a well paid attorney.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (PwNLq)
Definition of cray.
Don't dip your stick in it.
If you have, consider yourself lucky and run.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
I think the Bezos post ran an article earlier in the year about how pets were bad for da Erf and we should find a way to get people to euthanize them.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (ESjRY)
You DICK!!!!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022
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At the local library a week ago, I saw info on a bulletin board about Second Harvest Food Bank. It told me to call 211. Hey, I might give it a try.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (txdEq)
What do you mean we are BANKRUPT. You loser!! You should have worked harder. Why did I get married to such a loser. I'm out. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Posted by: Karen will Divorce Joe B as soon as he says no. He can't say No. at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (f9uxf)
Someone needs to let this turd know just what having majorities means.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:20 PM (xsL4l)
Allow me to explain: having a majority in both houses means you kill 75% of bills in Senate committee, and most of the remainder on the floor, including all of your own President's agenda items. You also use every parliamentary trick at hand to prevent his appointments from getting through, and block him from recess appointments. You intentionally spike your majority so you can collect bribes and do nothing, the way G-d intended.
This is how majorities work.
Posted by: Mitch at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (rzne3)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (UuD2k)
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Having perforce become knowledgeable about rats, there are two broad groups: arboreal and terrestrial. The latter (Norway rats) are the particular nasty ones everyone thinks of. The arboreal rats (called tree or roof rats) live in warm coastal areas, and that's what SFGoth is probably dealing with. Both can carry hantavirus, which is no joke, so the rats gotta go.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (vBvJV)
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (7rttt)
Translation : Ge supports Anne Parenthood's right to choose the best gestational age of abortion for organ sales purposes.
(I really think that's it -- no Democrat out there will agee to anything less than abortion up to delivery, period)
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 10, 2022 03:24 PM (K00qy)
Bring on BoBo Brazil & The Shiek
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal
Fritz von Eric
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:24 PM (xsL4l)
I don't think he understands we mean reduce inflation here, in the United States. Not Chyna, Joe.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:24 PM (vXJN8)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at May 10, 2022 03:24 PM (eGTCV)
Here's your model: tinyurl.com/2rfvvx56
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (vBvJV)
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some of those rats were monsters! No prob for the terriers.
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 10, 2022 03:24 PM (L7jyl)
Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.
She's a well paid attorney.
Posted by: Blago
She sounds nice.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 10, 2022 03:24 PM (5kI0z)
And if was the Finnish prime minister he'd have a bunch of cat-boy photoshops of himself...
Posted by: Go Sanaa or whatever her name is at May 10, 2022 03:25 PM (ESjRY)
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You're asking for a small book.
Enter 'types of voter suppression' in your search engine.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2022 03:25 PM (/FocL)
Have her draft a pre-nup. exempting him from responsibility for the debt.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (jTmQV)
Don't be stupid. Have a different attorney draft the pre-nup.
Posted by: Someguy's at May 10, 2022 03:25 PM (xe+EB)
-Grocery store bagger
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I would think forgiving student loans would be an issue that pisses off 90% of voters, but clearly the Democrats think it will win people over.
I think the problem is, nobody looks at government money as "tax payer" money anymore. They think it's just some endless pit of money that falls from heaven.
I've stopped putting money into my kids 529 college fund though, I'm not going to be the sucker that pays for college while everyone else gets it free. I'd rather buy my kids a house.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:25 PM (PwNLq)
Pawn the ring.
Spend the proceeds on Hookers and Blow.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (7rttt)
Silly garrett - use the proceeds for this year's MoMee travel budget.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 03:25 PM (llON8)
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In Cleveburg the rats gnaw their way right through the inch thick cast iron grates on storm drains.
Posted by: Rats bigger than a cat at May 10, 2022 03:25 PM (eHe3a)
Posted by: YIKES! at May 10, 2022
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We're invertebrate punsters. Spinelessly unable to resist a pun.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022
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So slug me!
Posted by: The Rest of the Joke at May 10, 2022 03:25 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:25 PM (ESjRY)
Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.
She's a well paid attorney.
That's the kind of "f' you, pay me" mindset you want in an attorney. Not in a spouse
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She's forty. At best she's got 5 years of hot sex life left in her. Then she goes menapausal and you're fucked sex wise and debt wise. Best to find a 19 year who likes to fuck and has a nursing degree. That way you can save on in house eldery care. This is called the George Soros Plan.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:26 PM (fWTJL)
Winning!
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at May 10, 2022 03:26 PM (Vu7A1)
She did.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 10, 2022 03:26 PM (lKAqb)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at May 10, 2022 03:26 PM (eGTCV)
The House Intelligence Committee is set to hold its first hearing on UFOs in 50 years.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (9qSw/)
email sent
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (7rttt)
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Sweet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (5HBd1)
I hope "maintenance issue" wasn't a euphemism for "our plant burned to the ground".
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (llON8)
Unexpectedly, rats have gathered in the house, and finding no food there are spreading out into other houses, such as ours. We had swarms of them, and our cat saw the as not food but potential buddies to play with so was worthless at catching any.
My brother got these electric traps that fry the rats when they climb inside, zaps them dead as a doornail. They work really well, and the flashing green light indicating another dead rat is very cheery to come down to in the morning. We've pretty well de-ratted the place as a result but of course... more keep coming.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (KZzsI)
Does that rat trap process come in sort of a fence-type design? Say about 10 feet tall? How much do you reckon per running mile cost?
Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (ESjRY)
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Bezos and other liberals are also bad for da Erf.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (vBvJV)
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (qpX6U)
Let me guess:
MAGAs: Followed Trump thru 2020
Ultra MAGAs: STILL Follow Trump.
Posted by: WisRich at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (vXJN8)
The House Intelligence Committee is set to hold its first hearing on UFOs in 50 years.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (9qSw/)
Because THAT'S what's devastating the country right now.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Have her draft a pre-nup. exempting him from responsibility for the debt.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022 03:23
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Don't be stupid. Have a different attorney draft the pre-nup.
Posted by: Someguy's at May 10, 2022
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Then get one last roll in the hay and run far far away. (Hang on to the pre-nup in case she claims she's pregnant)
Posted by: The Rest of the Joke at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 03:28 PM (v0R5T)
The House Intelligence Committee is set to hold its first hearing on UFOs in 50 years.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (9qSw/)
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Me and Kev heard there might be more aliens we can bring in.
Posted by: Mitch at May 10, 2022 03:28 PM (rzne3)
He's laughing at me.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 02:46 PM (I2/tG)\
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Would you believe that someone -- a U. of Chicago graduate -- used the "Friedman is dead" routine to try to *discredit* Friedman's arguments? Idiot.
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 10, 2022 03:28 PM (L7jyl)
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:28 PM (7rttt)
Even better, thanks.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022 03:28 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 10, 2022 03:28 PM (ZNlqs)
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (vXJN
++++
I see what you did there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2022 03:28 PM (DU+/6)
I read your book Alan Moore!
Posted by: George Soros at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:28 PM (7rttt)
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I hate to get between your closest relationships for a bit of LOTR memorabilia, but...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (hVAZs)
We're fucked...just fucked. This senile idiot actually believes that pumping more devalued money into the economy reduces inflation.
Goodbye retirees. Starving and homeless is how you'll end up. It's inevitable now.
Maybe before you die of starvation you can go up the DC in sufficient numbers to scare the pants off of everybody in that bullshit town.
I guess the only hope is for the Dims to lose the House bigly and an aggressive Ultra-Mega guy to become Speaker instead of the limp dish rag waiting for his coronation.
Then impeach Biden his acceptance of bribes from China should be enough high crimes to satisfy that dealio. Then is Veep Throat's turn.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (OK0YZ)
Tell me more...
Posted by: President In Waiting, Kamala Harris at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (vXJN8)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
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I'll let you guess what her politics are. But he's a right wing conservative.
Honestly, she's not a monster. She'll make way more than he does, so it wasn't some financial trap.
What infuriating though is she can EASILY pay this off over the next several years , she just doesn't want to.
So the janitor that mops up the law office when she goes home will foot her law school bills.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (PwNLq)
It's a Metaphor, guys.
The Tree is his Soul.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (7rttt)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM
60 years old and up
Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: 18-1
There's generally three to four people per pet. I think, imho, we find a way to euthanize the useless breeders.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (xsL4l)
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (vXJN
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... And he's not gonna stop until you're all buried in it.
Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (WgGsS)
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"Obama's gonna pay my bills from his stash!" - retarded Obama voter
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (vBvJV)
Tubbs pleaded guilty to choking and sexually assaulting a 10-year-old girl in a bathroom stall in 2014, a crime that shocked Los Angeles at the time. Gascón declined to prosecute Tubbs as an adult because the crime took place just before Tubbs’s 18th birthday. The juvenile sentence meant Tubbs would not have to register as a sex offender. One of Gascón’s criminal justice “reforms” was to stop prosecuting juvenile offenders as adults — a policy he revised somewhat after the Tubbs case.
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (RHGPo)
Then used $35 to buy an emergency kit for car and for sushi.
So what to do with remaining $5?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (v6Dx4)
Even better, thanks.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022
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Let her do a draft. Then take it to another attorney he can trust, and see what loopholes she left in it for herself. That might convince him that she is bad news.
Posted by: The Rest of the Joke at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (txdEq)
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Get a prenup. There's a reason why fewer men are getting married.
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (L7jyl)
Oh, so you're admitting that SCOTUS takes direction from the Democrats? Iiiiiiiinteresting.....
Posted by: pookysgirl, late to the party again at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (aToww)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 10, 2022 03:31 PM (cCNkK)
Honestly, she's not a monster. She'll make way more than he does, so it wasn't some financial trap.
What infuriating though is she can EASILY pay this off over the next several years , she just doesn't want to.
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I say again: RUN!!!!!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:31 PM (vBvJV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (v6Dx4
Stick it in a pair of pants in the closet. Then when you finally wear them, you'll be all happy you found five bucks you lost.
Rinse, repeat.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:31 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2022 03:31 PM (/FocL)
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 03:31 PM (68aCy)
The House Intelligence Committee is set to hold its first hearing on UFOs in 50 years.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (9qSw/)
Because THAT'S what's devastating the country right now.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Oh FFS. They kidnapped my sister and did all sorts of nasty things but they *don't* cause inflation. Dumbasses.
Posted by: Fox Mulder at May 10, 2022 03:31 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 10, 2022
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I can recommend several very young-looking pr0n stars for the job. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:31 PM (txdEq)
It's a Metaphor, guys.
The Tree is his Soul.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (7rttt)
Nah, my soul is a homeless man having a kung fu fight with an imaginary opponent under the highway overpass.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 03:32 PM (UuD2k)
The more people starve or forage for baby formula under Biden the closer people may watch their emotional reaction vote in the future.
And perhaps people can learn care in that before the Gods of the Copybook Headings arrive in town.
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2022 03:32 PM (krQz2)
Except the truth. It is the Biden administration's fault.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 10, 2022 03:32 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2022 03:32 PM (hVAZs)
Then used $35 to buy an emergency kit for car and for sushi.
So what to do with remaining $5?
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You bought sushi in a gas station?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:32 PM (fWTJL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (v6Dx4)
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Wanna buy some art?
Posted by: Hunter Biden, Diplomat and Artiste at May 10, 2022 03:32 PM (vXJN8)
For 40+ years a lot of voters - even supposedly educated ones who should know better - have been stupid enough to confuse "deficit" with "debt". But I think we've crossed the line to where a majority of those living in the US - not even going to call all of them "Americans" - are stupid enough to think you can print your way out of inflation.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at May 10, 2022 03:32 PM (BF5+T)
Wow. That was quick. When that story first broke, I predicted that the lovely Hannah would rape another kid within a year.
But it was less than a year, and it was murder. Exceeds expectations.
Posted by: Who Could've Guessed? at May 10, 2022 03:32 PM (rzne3)
I thiknk the general idea is any policy that makes voting more difficult and obnoxious than is reasonable (excessively large lines, voting areas open on odd and short hours, Black Panthers outside the doors with weapons, etc) and anything that prevents someone from voting.
With some argument and stretching the definition, the Dems can come up with examples of part one, but I don't think anyone has been actually prevented from voting since 1962.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:33 PM (KZzsI)
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This is a Haiku rite?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:33 PM (fWTJL)
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 03:33 PM (l+lsS)
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 10, 2022 03:33 PM (L7jyl)
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (L7jyl)
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Better idea: get a Greyhound ticket. She's obviously got lousy character, and even if the prenup stands up - which I wouldn't count on - especially as a lawyer with lousy character, she could doubtless find a zillion ways to make his life miserable.
If that were me, there'd be some leaves swirling around where I'd be standing when I heard that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:33 PM (vBvJV)
Then used $35 to buy an emergency kit for car and for sushi.
So what to do with remaining $5?
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You bought sushi in a gas station?
Posted by: Puddin Head
Spend the $5 on pepto bismol.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:33 PM (xsL4l)
Posted by: Shiggz at May 10, 2022 03:33 PM (0SrVS)
Help old IT workers who have nothing left after being slaves in the digital mines. Just make the check payable to the Central Arizona Sysadmin's Home, or CASH.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (SchxB)
Then have it reviewed by another attorney who's being paid by him. Then run away like hell like he should have done already.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (nfrXX)
Get a prenup. There's a reason why fewer men are getting married.
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (L7jyl)
How iron-clad are those though, especially if one of the parties to it is a well-trained lawyer and knows a bunch of loopholes to put into it for her benefit?
Alas, the 300k in student debt and just hoping to pass it off does seem like a red flag to me. Best of luck to them though if they do go through with it.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (Rl7KJ)
Then used $35 to buy an emergency kit for car and for sushi.
So what to do with remaining $5?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (v6Dx4)
.........
Depending on where you live, you could buy a gallon of gas.
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (aToww)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Spend the $5 on pepto bismol.
...and a Roll of Plush 3-Ply.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (7rttt)
Posted by: 7man at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 03:32 PM (UuD2k)
And that imaginary opponent is ace.
Posted by: Someguy's at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (xe+EB)
If that were me, there'd be some leaves swirling around where I'd be standing when I heard that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Thank God & Greyhound, I'm Gone
--Roy Clark
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (xsL4l)
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at May 10, 2022 03:32 PM (BF5+T)
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"We just need to mint 30 or so $1 trillion coins, and we're good!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (vBvJV)
Fix the damn economy and every other defective, rotting federal institution before having your fun with aliens hearings. FFS, Congress, get busy or get out.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (K00qy)
Congratulations Joe, you've reached the pinnacle of your career, only to be a patsy and a fall guy.
"Joe" is going to make all our "hard choices" for us.
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (krQz2)
Spend the $5 on pepto bismol.
...and a Roll of Plush 3-Ply.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (7rttt)
Give it to a bum. $5 ain't buyin' a fucking thing in this Biden economy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
She's psychologically damaged and fundamentally unethical. The debt is secondary, its her reason behind continuing the debt. Run away, run away now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (KZzsI)
Maybe if we had show trials for oil company executives for price gouging that would fix the problem!
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM (I2/tG)
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Energy sector profits are actually lower than the average of banking, software, etc. I worked in commodity businesses for 35 years. The grim joke was that you hoped for one good year to make up for the three bad ones you just had.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (KZzsI)
Bungie HR had to go and piddle the carpet. Inspector's furious. He'd just paid for the newest season of Destiny2 so all he can do is not give them his time (and he *really* enjoyed the game). There's no way to tell if there's enough others doing the same.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (nC+QA)
There used to be a guy named Hunter Fisher here.
He ran a taxidermy shop.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (bW8dp)
The House Intelligence Committee is set to hold its first hearing on UFOs in 50 years.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (9qSw/)
Make Aliens Germane Again
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (2cfUo)
I thought those were for when Ms heard had a tantrum.
Posted by: Ripley at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
+1, I would agree
I'm sort of down on marriage these days in general.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (PwNLq)
They're probably going to end up using them up, aren't they?
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Putin will shut off the oil an gas in the fall. Europe will freeze. All of the fuel will be used. All of it. The prices now, will DOUBLE by January. TRIPLE by February.
Bibilical proportions to this flustercluck. Revelation sized.
Posted by: its not going to be pretty at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (CT9tZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (vBvJV)
Someone go back and get a shitload of trillion $ coins.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (UuD2k)
Of course, the D's also define keeping prisoners from voting, keeping felons from voting, keeping non-citizens from voting, and keeping sixteen-year-olds from voting as "voter suppression".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (aToww)
You like bacon? Feed feralgov workers to my pigs, solve two problems.
Posted by: Mr Wu at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (llON8)
“Resign? That’s a good idea,” Biden replied sarcastically.
He also insisted inflation was his “top domestic priority.”
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 10, 2022 03:22 PM (qpX6U)
Just bought 18 cans of various flavors of Friskies this morning at out local Stop And Shop. ShopRite is very well stocked as well. The cat food isle at both stores is very well stocked. ShopRite is a huge presence in the Northeast. We have two Stop And Shops in town as well.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 10, 2022 03:37 PM (Zvtjl)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022 03:37 PM (jTmQV)
Energy sector profits are actually lower than the average of banking, software, etc. I worked in commodity businesses for 35 years. The grim joke was that you hoped for one good year to make up for the three bad ones you just had.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (/U27+)
Software has outrageous margins and banking is leveraged to the hilt, low return on assets high return on equity.
Posted by: Someguy's at May 10, 2022 03:37 PM (xe+EB)
.. China also has the "Silent Spring" problem too.
They've eaten all the birds.
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:38 PM (RHGPo)
Of course, the D's also define keeping prisoners from voting, keeping felons from voting, keeping non-citizens from voting, and keeping sixteen-year-olds from voting as "voter suppression".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (I2/tG)
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But processing military ballots late or not at all as a whoopsie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:38 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:33 PM (xsL4l)
.........
Sorry. price just went up.
Posted by: Pepto Bismol at May 10, 2022 03:38 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (RHGPo)
After getting the sheets changed...
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 10, 2022 03:38 PM (MkuC5)
Alas, the 300k in student debt and just hoping to pass it off does seem like a red flag to me. Best of luck to them though if they do go through with it.
Posted by: Thrawn
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At least in my state, I'm fairly certain debt before the marriage is not community debt. It's hers alone. Where you could get screwed is if he co signed some sort of refinancing after getting married.
But he definitely needs to get his own lawyer to draft up a prenup to shore that up and make damn sure.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:38 PM (PwNLq)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (Rl7KJ)
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Best of luck to you and your first wife!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:38 PM (vBvJV)
Posted by: 7man at May 10, 2022 03:39 PM (qwO6y)
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Policies created for the express purpose of preventing your opponents legitimate voters from voting.
"Legitimate voters" are defined by Republicans (in this argument) as those permitted to vote under state election law.
Democrats define "legitimate voters" as all adults over the age of 16, regardless of citizenship and regardless of where the prospective voter is legally registered to vote and regardless of whether or not the person already voted or is able to understand their vote.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:39 PM (jyACO)
She's psychologically damaged and fundamentally unethical. The debt is secondary, its her reason behind continuing the debt. Run away, run away now.
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"She'll make way more than he does." Likely, she consumes every PENNY. And she will consume all of his and then some. Biggest question is - what is her credit score/history? Paying your student loans isn't hard. If you aren't doing that its because of issues.
If she's 40 and never been married, and intelligent, hot, lawyer. There more baggage there than a 747. R.U.N.
Posted by: its not going to be pretty at May 10, 2022 03:39 PM (MQnwL)
Posted by: Someguy's at May 10, 2022 03:37 PM (xe+EB)
Talk about low margins, amazingly... Funeral providers.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 10, 2022 03:39 PM (MkuC5)
Of course, the D's also define keeping prisoners from voting, keeping felons from voting, keeping non-citizens from voting, and keeping sixteen-year-olds from voting as "voter suppression".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (I2/tG)
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Also taking people who have moved out of the district/state off the rolls, so their "vote" is not available to the Chosen.
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2022 03:39 PM (krQz2)
Tell him to RUN!!!! She's obviously a piece of work, and a chiseler to boot. Whom do you think she'll chisel after the government? Hmmm?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (vBvJV)
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Plus she'll sleep with the Divorce Court judge and he'll be SOL.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 03:39 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:39 PM (jyACO)
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Or alive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:40 PM (LvTSG)
Yeah. If she had said "the educatio wasn't worth that much and I don't want to pay a bloated, corrupt government back" that's one thing but being cheap and cheating? No. Just, no.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:40 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:40 PM (RHGPo)
It is mind blowing.
Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 10, 2022 03:40 PM (DJkRH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (vBvJV)
4 or 5 years into the marriage, she's guaranteed to shit on his side of the bed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
$5? Cheap skate.
Posted by: a bum at May 10, 2022 03:40 PM (v0R5T)
Hell, I'm old enough to remember when Morris was still alive.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 03:40 PM (bW8dp)
Another solution is high economic growth, while keeping money supply stable. You now have the same number of dollars chasing more goods.
A similar thing happened with Bill Clinton, producing deflation, after Republicans got him to agree to a capital gains tax cut.
Posted by: MikeN at May 10, 2022 03:41 PM (o/eHL)
Also read the FBI being exposed in all its criminal glory at Zero Hedge.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 10, 2022 03:41 PM (eMEkg)
She wanted to be reimbursed for the cost of his tuition (a similar 6 figure number).
She won in court.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022 03:41 PM (jTmQV)
Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.
She's a well paid attorney.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (PwNLq)
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Okay, after reading everyone's response:
1. Dude, WTF?
2. Definitely a prenup. As a lawyer, she might like that.
3. Again WTF.
Posted by: WisRich at May 10, 2022 03:42 PM (G0vdT)
.. golden parachute ?
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:42 PM (RHGPo)
Yeah. If she had said "the educatio wasn't worth that much and I don't want to pay a bloated, corrupt government back" that's one thing but being cheap and cheating? No. Just, no.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I don't want to pay a cheap, bloated mortgage. I'm good, right?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:42 PM (xsL4l)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:40 PM (LvTSG)
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Yes, this too
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:42 PM (jyACO)
They've eaten all the birds.
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:38 PM (RHGPo)
Next up, bedbugs!
https://tinyurl.com/2p8ebskt
Posted by: Four Pests Campaign at May 10, 2022 03:42 PM (rzne3)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
+1, I would agree
I'm sort of down on marriage these days in general.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (PwNLq)
____________
I've been happily married for many many years now, but when I was single at a party I met a gal who was gorgeous and who came onto me. "Oh boy, home boy is gonna score!" Then she told the story of how she came on to the crippled manager of her apartment building to extract some bennie from him, then shut him down once she got it.
I ran like the wind. A buddy came over and said, "That chick is hot for you, man!" I replied, yeah, I gathered that, but I can't be doing with anyone that cold and bereft of character. The gal was baffled when I left.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:42 PM (vBvJV)
Posted by: SMOD"
I thought that was white supremacist terrorism
We have a situation where our ruling class is is obsessed chasing an imaginary problem with no solution and ignoring a very real one with a rather easy solution all in the name of ideology. This must be what it felt to live in the Soviet Union.
Posted by: Ripley at May 10, 2022 03:42 PM (MxEKc)
She wanted to be reimbursed for the cost of his tuition (a similar 6 figure number).
She won in court.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022 03:41 PM (jTmQV)
Change out 'she' for 'he' and 'he' loses in court.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)
It is mind blowing.
Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 10, 2022 03:40 PM (DJkRH)
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Thanks to existing arrangements, anything that Zelenskyy doesn't use gets distributed to Dem pockets.
I hit upon this as the real critical reason that DC cannot have Putin seize Ukraine. An enemy would be in possession of all the evidence that DC elite dumped money *through* Ukraine into their coffers and pockets.
Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2022 03:43 PM (krQz2)
Unless she's a drug lord lawyer and getting paid in cash, I'm skeptical, because they can and will garnish all of your salary beyond a minimum survival amount for that shit.
No one is paying them right now, of course. Biden just keeps kicking the can down the road on that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 03:43 PM (bW8dp)
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Have you seen Tom Brady's yatch?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:43 PM (fWTJL)
CNBC reports that the largest tech firms in the world including Google, Apple, Microsoft, Tesla, and Amazon have lost over $1 trillion in combined value in just three trading sessions. Stocks have had a large sell-off overall since the Federal Reserve raised its benchmark interest rate on Wednesday, but tech firms seem to be hit the hardest by the change.
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:43 PM (RHGPo)
Bibilical proportions to this flustercluck. Revelation sized.
Posted by: its not going to be pretty at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (CT9tZ)
Wifey asked the other day if we need to order as much cord wood as we did last year. I just looked at her and blinked a few times in amazement. Quite revealing how much ignorant one can be when the only news sources you look at are Seven Days and failbook.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 10, 2022 03:43 PM (Ar78U)
.. golden parachute ?
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:42 PM (RHGPo)
He really has little in personality. I see this as an incredible waste of money.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 03:40 PM
He's dead? You don't spring that kind of $hit on someone without warning.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 10, 2022 03:44 PM (bVYXr)
You can always walk away from it, just as people by the thousands (maybe millions) did in the last three or four real estate crashes.
Can't do that with student loans, though.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 03:44 PM (bW8dp)
1. Dude, WTF?
2. Definitely a prenup. As a lawyer, she might like that.
3. Again WTF.
Posted by: WisRich
4. While she's looking over the pre-nup, split town.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (xsL4l)
Vivek Ramaswamy, author of "Woke, Inc," has raised $20 million to launch Strive Asset Management, an activist fund which will urge companies to drop unprofitable social justice issues pushed by BlackRock, Vanguard and State Street
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (5kI0z)
The GOP owns this too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (XvPQV)
Yeah. If she had said "the educatio wasn't worth that much and I don't want to pay a bloated, corrupt government back" that's one thing but being cheap and cheating? No. Just, no.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
____
Remember, this isn't me that's marrying her. I'm on the same page as most people here.
She basically stopped paying because of Trump "pausing" student loans.
I got to be honest, if I was her, I would "work the system" also. It's almost like exploiting a tax loophole. Would you pay an extra $300k+ to Uncle Sam if you didn't have to?
It is disgusting that there's even a possibility these things are forgiven for someone like her.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (PwNLq)
Posted by: aelfheld at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (Zy9Yy)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (ZGrMX)
All those tax revenues that the Treasury will never see when investors take their losses
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)
I remember saving up box tops (ok, maybe it was UPCs) to send in for a Morris t-shirt.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (nfrXX)
I'm sort of down on marriage these days in general.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (PwNLq)
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I've been happily married for 28 years (don't know what HM thinks) but if, God forbid, something should happen to either of us, we're agreed we won't remarry. It's no longer worth the uncertainty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: its not going to be pretty at May 10, 2022 03:39 PM (MQnwL)
_______________
I was thinking that exact same thought. It's like getting a vacation brochure for Love Canal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (vBvJV)
.. golden parachute ?
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:42 PM (RHGPo)
He really has little in personality. I see this as an incredible waste of money.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)
If the guy who does 'Bad Lip Reading' will dub his voice, I'd watch.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (KwB9Q)
In hindsight, I think they were spying on Romney's campaign and wanted to head off a Romney attack on the issue.
Posted by: MikeN at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (o/eHL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)
The ratings for baseball are cratering. Rumors are already flying that MLB is 'juicing the baseballs' on games that are nationally televised to increase run production.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Another solution is high economic growth, while keeping money supply stable. You now have the same number of dollars chasing more goods.
A similar thing happened with Bill Clinton, producing deflation, after Republicans got him to agree to a capital gains tax cut.
Posted by: MikeN at May 10, 2022 03:41 PM (o/eHL)
That's what Trump was going for, and well on his way to accomplishing even with the Swamp against him.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (ZGrMX)
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Their primary effort was getting sitting Congress people taken off of ballots because of "insurrection".
Every single effort has failed.
Marc Elias is not covering himself in glory this cycle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (LvTSG)
I got to be honest, if I was her, I would "work the system" also. It's almost like exploiting a tax loophole. Would you pay an extra $300k+ to Uncle Sam if you didn't have to?
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (PwNLq)
Umm... it's not playing the system. The government literally paused all student loans (and all interest accumulation) during COVID.
Why would anyone be paying right now? Especially with the D's floating the idea of loan forgiveness? I'm certainly not making any student loan payments.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (UmVA6)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (yCuDz)
If the guy who does 'Bad Lip Reading' will dub his voice, I'd watch.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (XvPQV)
You may be on to something here.
I feel the same way about Mark Dice and Tater.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Dear lord, the A's are terrible this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)
________
You could do worse.
Posted by: The Cincinnati Reds at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (/U27+)
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Have you seen Tom Brady's yatch?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:43 PM (fWTJL)
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I'll be making that next year.
I'm going to love hearing my boss tell me "here is your $375 million raise, paid in $100 million dollar bills".
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (eMEkg)
*
I thought those were for when Ms heard had a tantrum.
Posted by: Ripley at May 10, 2022
***
I got one of those on my phone last night. Unfortunately it had nothing to do with a hot Hollywood chick.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (txdEq)
I'm talking about keeping our pants zipped and our wicks dry around here!
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (/FocL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)
The ratings for baseball are cratering. Rumors are already flying that MLB is 'juicing the baseballs' on games that are nationally televised to increase run production.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
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Well, it's the A's, so they'll get about 3 nationally televised games the whole year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (LvTSG)
You can always walk away from it, just as people by the thousands (maybe millions) did in the last three or four real estate crashes.
Can't do that with student loans, though.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Oh no, you misunderstood. I want to keep the house and land. Just like they're keeping the degree.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (xsL4l)
With these fuckups in office, I am ready to conduct all trade in Rubles.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 10, 2022 03:48 PM (AHeqJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I've been happily married for five years. Out of 19, that isn't bad.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 10, 2022 03:48 PM (5kI0z)
No comment.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:48 PM (e+p92)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at May 10, 2022 03:48 PM (DBPIP)
She basically stopped paying because of Trump "pausing" student loans.
I got to be honest, if I was her, I would "work the system" also. It's almost like exploiting a tax loophole. Would you pay an extra $300k+ to Uncle Sam if you didn't have to?
It is disgusting that there's even a possibility these things are forgiven for someone like her.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (PwNLq)
___________
We know it's not you, and I think we're all on the same page.
Working the system on taxes is one thing; you're stuck with taxes. Working the system on debt you took on voluntarily, and presumably for your own benefit, is bullshit IMO.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:48 PM (vBvJV)
B. If you do get married, don't marry a 40 year old
C. If you do marry a 40 year old, don't marry one who accumulated 300 THOUSAND DOLLARS IN DEBT.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 03:48 PM (XvPQV)
No comment.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:48 PM (e+p92)
That's not milk.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
No comment.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:48 PM (e+p92)
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Zefram Cochran was never the same after his first warp flight. He didn't shield the cockpit right, it seems.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:49 PM (LvTSG)
All those tax revenues that the Treasury will never see when investors take their losses
Posted by: SMOD
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But if we taxed unrealized gains . . Profit!
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 10, 2022 03:49 PM (+UdNK)
B. If you do get married, don't marry a 40 year old
C. If you do marry a 40 year old, don't marry one who accumulated 300 THOUSAND DOLLARS IN DEBT.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 03:48 PM (XvPQV)
D. If she's a lawyer, she'll eventually turn into Michael Avanati.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (PwNLq)
__________
I've been happily married for 28 years (don't know what HM thinks) but if, God forbid, something should happen to either of us, we're agreed we won't remarry. It's no longer worth the uncertainty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Still married, but if something happened, can't see myself doing it again. Our culture has shifted so much that I just don't think it works like it used to.
I'd maybe have a religious ceremony and just live together in the eyes of the law if I wanted something long term. The piece of paper that also calls gay lovers "married" is meaningless to me and just puts you in divorce court when things go south.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:50 PM (PwNLq)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 10, 2022 03:43 PM (Ar78U)
Ya gotta let 'em live in their space. That's why my girl has me. If she saw half the truly frightening crap I see everyday she would be totally dysfunctional.
As she makes [insert ridiculous integer value here] x what I make, and does all the cooking, having her functional is more important than having her managing the risk event horizon.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 10, 2022 03:50 PM (MkuC5)
____________
Just need to get more woke, and introduce some more bullshit rules changes. Maybe have the players wear pink tutus or something.
If they really want to building ratings, have Rob Manfred commit seppuku at home plate. THAT I would watch.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:50 PM (vBvJV)
If either of us wants to remarry, go for it.
'Til death do we part.
That was the deal.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022 03:50 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022
***
Sure made The Companion hot for me, though!
Posted by: The Original Cochrane at May 10, 2022 03:50 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: What's up with that at May 10, 2022 03:50 PM (rzne3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Wonder if that's built in to the spreads.
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 03:51 PM (ijga9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)
The Nats say "Hold our beers and watch this."
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 10, 2022 03:52 PM (906pl)
No comment.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:48 PM (e+p92)
Zefram Cochran, the first drunk hippie to fly faster than the speed of light.
https://is.gd/EpmMkV
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 10, 2022 03:52 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: What's up with that
___
It's cryptos fault, if it had never come along, gold would easily be $3k an ounce.
I'm not a gold bug though, to me its dead money, but dead money is better than negative money.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:52 PM (PwNLq)
Posted by: DaveA at May 10, 2022 03:53 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)
The Nats say "Hold our beers and watch this."
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 10, 2022 03:52 PM (906pl)
Fucking pikers.
Posted by: Pittsburgh Pirates at May 10, 2022 03:53 PM (+Cemk)
If they really want to building ratings, have Rob Manfred commit seppuku at home plate. THAT I would watch.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:50 PM (vBvJV)
_________
I went to a minor league game last week. It was entertaining, lasted less than three hours, was relatively inexpensive and it was nice to sit outside.
Posted by: The Cincinnati Reds at May 10, 2022 03:53 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: William Devane at May 10, 2022 03:53 PM (v0R5T)
Today: BIDEN: Republicans "don't want to solve inflation by lowering your costs. They want to solve it by raising your taxes and lowering your income."
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:53 PM (RHGPo)
Off terrible team sock
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 03:53 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:54 PM (e+p92)
I must put down the phone and culture.
My DNA says Danger. Danger.
If we were all Cowboys and we were to ride some with Iran, we'd get hung. Like in Lonesome Dove.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 10, 2022 03:55 PM (yCuDz)
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:55 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:55 PM (txdEq)
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That could be part of it, but it doesn't explain this. It's like several point drops every day for weeks. At this rate nickel will be worth more than silver in a few months.
Posted by: What's up with that at May 10, 2022 03:55 PM (rzne3)
Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2022 03:58 PM (hVAZs)
3) Forget the humane part, and get a snap trap that kills the rat deader than dog food, quickly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (vBvJV)
This. It's a fucking rat. Just kill it.
Posted by: a.moron at May 10, 2022 04:09 PM (F6Xpw)
They make the game suck worse every year why would MLB expect anything else?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 04:13 PM (KZzsI)
HIs worst role. He was great in LA Confidential and Babe, though.
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Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)