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The markets took another Biden Beating (TM).

Meanwhile there's a national baby formula shortage due to the supply chain crisis which Pete Bootyjudge, the Secretary of Babysitting, still hasn't fixed.

The shortage is also due to... inflation.

But CNN wants to stress the "supply chain" part.

Surprised they didn't blame Putin.

For months stores nationwide have been struggling to stock enough baby formula. Manufacturers say they're producing at full capacity and making as much formula as they can, but it's still not enough to meet current demand.
The out-of-stock rate for baby formula hovered between 2% and 8% in the first half of 2021, but began rising sharply last July. Between November 2021 and early April 2022, the out-of-stock rate jumped to 31%, data from Datasembly showed.
That rate increased another 9 percentage points in just three weeks in April, and now stands at 40%, the statistics show. In six states -- Iowa, South Dakota, North Dakota, Missouri, Texas and Tennessee -- more than half of baby formula was completely sold out during the week starting April 24, Datasembly said.
And although seven states had between 40-50% of baby formula products out of stock as of early April, 26 states are now struggling with supply.
"This issue has been compounded by supply chain issues, product recalls and historic inflation," Datasembly CEO Ben Reich said. "Unfortunately, given the unprecedented amount of volatility to the category, we anticipate baby formula to continue to be one of the most affected products in the market."

NeverTrump says, "You're welcome, America! We're smart! Send us money so we can eat more food!"

A NEW SEASON OF DEATH: White House predicts 100 million new covid cases in fall and winter.

White House projects 100 MILLION COVID-19 infections during fall and winter 2022 as experts believe virus will continue to dominate life through rest of the year: Covid cases rising once again - up 25% over last week
The White House projects that 100 million COVID-19 infections will occur during the upcoming fall and winter months, CNN reports
The total would dwarf the record 40 million Covid cases recording in the U.S. from September 2021 to February 2022
Cases around America are already rising, up 25% over the past week, as new versions of the Omicron variant begin to spread around the world
The White House is asking for more funding to purchase vaccines, Covid tests and to pay for medical treatment for infected Americans
Covid cases are on the rise once again in the United States, and top officials are warning that the virus is not going anywhere soon -- with most-recent projections showing it could cause up to 100 million new infections during the latter stages of 2022.
A senior official in the Biden administration told CNN that the White House is currently projecting around 100 million infections of the virus to occur during the upcoming fall and winter months -- a time of the year where new case records have been set during both years of the pandemic.

Gee I wonder if they'll start agitating for drop-boxes and ballot harvesting.

The Hill
@thehill
New York Gov. Kathy Hochul tests positive for COVID-19

Taping for "The Late Show With Stephen Colbert" has stopped until "further notice" as the talk show host is "experiencing symptoms consistent with a recurrence of COVID,"
New York Post
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Dave Chappelle is complaining that Soros DA George Gascon won't prosecute the deranged man who assaulting him while brandishing a knife.

Dave Chappelle's lawyer says the comedian is unhappy with Los Angeles County District Attorney George Gascón's decision not to file felony charges against the man who allegedly attacked him on stage.
"It's a travesty of justice that Gascón is refusing to prosecute this case as a felony,'' Gabriel Colwell told the New York Post on Friday. "The city attorney, who filed the case, is doing his job but DA Gascón should also do his job and charge this as a felony.
"... Entertainers in LA need to know this is a justice system that will protect them. There is no question here that when someone is violently assaulted by another in possession of a deadly weapon that it should be charged as a felony.''
Colwell echoed those comments to Rolling Stone magazine, telling the publication: "This is what Mr. Chappelle wants. Mr. Chappelle wants this case charged as a felony. ... Ten thousand people saw Dave Chappelle assaulted on stage at the Hollywood Bowl last Tuesday night, and the assailant had a deadly weapon on him. The fact that this isn't charged as a felony case by the DA is insane.''

Hey, these are the people you vote for. Choke on it.

Our new Minister of Truth and "Wizard Rock" Failed Theater Kid Nina Jankowicz say that she's used her Disinformation Expertise and run the Science (TM and has concluded that Big Tech is censoring liberals, not conservatives.

So, whew, glad to hear that's all cleared up.

Virginia's AG says he, along with 20 other conservative AGs, will sue Biden over his Ministry of Truth:

Virginia is leading a letter with 20 state attorneys general warning the federal government that policing citizens' speech is a First Amendment violation.

This level of federal overreach is un-American and will hurt our freedom of expression. pic.twitter.com/HvNqCiEuQE
— Jason Miyares (@JasonMiyaresVA) May 9, 2022

CNN: The "far right" will commit violence due to the impending overturning of Roe v. Wade.

Absolute lies, disinformation, and propaganda. It's shameless.

CNN: Law enforcement bracing for violence from “far right” following Alito opinion.

“They’re closely monitoring social media chatter that suggests there’s a potential for violence against abortion clinic providers, abortion clinic staff, members of the Judiciary" pic.twitter.com/ntAsjLCnfR
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) May 6, 2022

That's former Obama official Jim Sciutto, still working for a Democrat administration.

NPR's Tamara Keith: "The President and you have talked about 'the MAGA crowd' or the 'ultra-MAGA.' How does that jive with his desire to be the bipartisan guy?"

Psaki: "The President's view is you can do both. He believes that there is work we can continue to do together." pic.twitter.com/nWAfgKdcTh
— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) May 9, 2022

Man proposes to his girlfriend at a McDonalds. She refuses, and walks away without even waiting for her food to be delivered at the counter.

He should have made it a more magical night. He should have made it an Arby's night.

Arby's

When you want your special lady to know she's The One, and you want to dine on quality Arby's roast beef.

Too easy pic.twitter.com/Qfi182UdFO
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) May 9, 2022

pic.twitter.com/nBOHjp7E7G
— Old Row (@OldRowViral) May 9, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 06:57 PM

Comments

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1 Yup.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 09, 2022 06:58 PM (VGRuw)

2 That Easter Bunny one is hysterical.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2022 06:59 PM (VhE0u)

3 The wine moms can still get their wine, so it's all good.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 09, 2022 07:00 PM (BJKQV)

4 I identify as first.

Posted by: Holy Crap at May 09, 2022 07:01 PM (glGDV)

5 Can't get formula? Just hire a wetnurse. Duh.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 09, 2022 07:01 PM (BJKQV)

6 Snizz!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2022 07:02 PM (R+bqd)

7 Wine comes in a box. Figure it out.

Posted by: Holy Crap at May 09, 2022 07:02 PM (glGDV)

8 Romney looks like Hannibal Lecter.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2022 07:02 PM (dscaa)

9 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2022 07:02 PM (hcb9g)

10 No, that's quite wrong. I tested positive for Hochul.

Worst day of my life, I might add.

Posted by: COVID 19 at May 09, 2022 07:03 PM (5pTK/)

11 There's bull markets, there's bear markets, and then there's biden markets.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2022 07:03 PM (dscaa)

12 Easter bunny shit my pants!

Posted by: fluffy at May 09, 2022 07:03 PM (UnQlg)

13 Was that a trigger. Because that’s how you get a trigger.

Posted by: Holy Crap at May 09, 2022 07:03 PM (glGDV)

14 A NEW SEASON OF ~~DEATH~~ MAIL IN VOTING

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2022 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

15 The President believes a college age girl can date men and say she is a lesbian. He believes you can do both.

Posted by: Jen at May 09, 2022 07:03 PM (QYPq3)

16 But but but Oil prices dropped so we are okay, Right??? Right??

Posted by: kraken at May 09, 2022 07:04 PM (Vr12I)

17 Boobs

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 09, 2022 07:04 PM (u73oe)

18 You'd think Mayor Pete & his husband would be severely affected by a lack of infant formula what with their children & all.

Posted by: aelfheld at May 09, 2022 07:04 PM (Zy9Yy)

19
I told you motherfuckers after the Carter thing... I'm coming for you Democrat Presidents, and Hell's coming with me.

Posted by: The Bunny at May 09, 2022 07:04 PM (rzne3)

20 When you want your special lady to know she's The One, and you want to dine on quality Arby's roast beef.

PLEASE DO NOT MENTION MY OLD LADY AND ROAST BEEF!

Posted by: Huma Abedin at May 09, 2022 07:04 PM (ESjRY)

21 Can't get formula? Just hire a wetnurse. Duh.

Probably cheaper in the long run. That stuff is not cheap. Its like hiring a maid to do laundry instead of buying disposable diapers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2022 07:05 PM (KZzsI)

22 Holy crud, first time I've seen the close-up of Biden's face when the bunny got in his face.

I'd heard Biden was shocked and confused, but, outright terror? I didn't expect that.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 09, 2022 07:05 PM (5pTK/)

23 >>>Can't get formula? Just hire a wetnurse. Duh.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 09, 2022 07:01 PM (BJKQV)

Do they have electric tits? TitX?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 09, 2022 07:05 PM (QYPq3)

24 The President believes a college age girl can date men and say she is a lesbian. He believes you can do both.
Posted by: Jen at May 09, 2022 07:03 PM (QYPq3)

I think we should give President Mushferbrains bipartisan support on this.

Posted by: Robert, feeling a little, ya know... :twisted: at May 09, 2022 07:05 PM (hcb9g)

25 I paid $5.30 a gallon for gas today. FJB

Posted by: bonhomme at May 09, 2022 07:06 PM (eyxn4)

26 Rookie.
Typing on a phone sux.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 09, 2022 07:06 PM (Z8YL4)

27 Boobs — May I suggest that the style guide always requires an explanation point?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2022 07:06 PM (R+bqd)

28 You want The Punisher

You'll settle for the Carter Bunny

You'll get The Gender Fluid D*ldo Fairy

Posted by: Obligatory at May 09, 2022 07:06 PM (ESjRY)

29 Sure let's be totally bipartisan. We'll willing to work with the uhhh MAGA ultra violet...umm ultra violent people. We can work together on things that manure.....matter.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 09, 2022 07:06 PM (fF2aM)

30 What, besides milk, did mothers feed their babies before there was formula? Was there some kind of home made formula?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 09, 2022 07:06 PM (sWM8x)

31 Next up: Biden Adm reduces baby formula shipments to red states.

Posted by: Mark in SC at May 09, 2022 07:06 PM (lJkJp)

32 Boobs
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 09, 2022 07:04 PM (u73oe)

You called?

Posted by: Larry, Moe and Curly at May 09, 2022 07:07 PM (hcb9g)

33 That Easter bunny vid was disturbing. Biden looked terrified. Seriously, this man is not right in the head.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2022 07:07 PM (Vxu+H)

34 I knew plenty of "born this way 100% gay lesbians" in college.

And...they are all married, to men, with kids now.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:07 PM (ESjRY)

35 So when the government was literally pointing guns at business owners and arresting the criminals who were trying to work during the fake pandemic there was not really any significant "supply chain shortage", but now that Biden has had a year to reopen and we're back to full employment there are supply chain shortages.

That's Science.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 09, 2022 07:07 PM (kS0Hr)

36 What, besides milk, did mothers feed their babies before there was formula? Was there some kind of home made formula?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 09, 2022 07:06 PM (sWM8x)
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Canned milk, I believe.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 09, 2022 07:07 PM (5pTK/)

37 When I was younger I used to have college girl fantasies, but as I age they stay the same age, and besides are freaking nutjobs I wouldn't touch with a flagpole. These days I fantasize about waking up feeling refreshed after a full night's sleep.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2022 07:07 PM (KZzsI)

38 Holy crud, first time I've seen the close-up of Biden's face when the bunny got in his face.

I'd heard Biden was shocked and confused, but, outright terror? I didn't expect that.

I posted the same video without the sound effects a few times. Biden doesn't just show terror, after terror comes bewilderment. It's a telling moment.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 09, 2022 07:07 PM (eyxn4)

39 What, besides milk, did mothers feed their babies before there was formula? Was there some kind of home made formula?

Wet nurse was a not uncommon job.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:08 PM (ESjRY)

40 Boobs
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 09, 2022 07:04 PM (u73oe)
.......

That ought to help with the baby food shortage.

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2022 07:08 PM (v0R5T)

41 I don’t agree with the message but I saw a clever car window sticker. It said F - Ukranian Flag - C and underneath Putin.

We should think of something like that for Biden.

Sad thing is the sticker was on a pickup tht also had the support police flag. People are so fucked up politically these days.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at May 09, 2022 07:08 PM (ub2FJ)

42 They're going to go overboard on the covid shit because that's the only thing Biden polled well on. It won't work because he did a shit job on that too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 09, 2022 07:08 PM (UuD2k)

43 Any explanation for the baby formula famine? Sees sort of random.

Posted by: kraken at May 09, 2022 07:08 PM (Vr12I)

44 What, besides milk, did mothers feed their babies before there was formula? Was there some kind of home made formula?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 09, 2022 07:06 PM (sWM8x)

Chicken broth and oatmeal?

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2022 07:08 PM (hcb9g)

45 I saw Electric Tits open for...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2022 07:08 PM (R+bqd)

46 They're going to go overboard on the covid shit because that's the only thing Biden polled well on. It won't work because he did a shit job on that too.

Ahem...I got no complaints from Ashley

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 09, 2022 07:09 PM (ESjRY)

47 White House projects 100 MILLION COVID-19 infections during fall and winter 2022 as experts believe virus will continue to dominate life through rest of the year: Covid cases rising once again - up 25% over last week

I give up. The Branch Covidians in my family will see this and I will remain unjabbed and excommunicated for probably forever. Doesn't matter if it's a lie...they buy into whatever agitprop is spewed forth. *types* *deletes*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 09, 2022 07:09 PM (Xrfse)

48 Sad thing is the sticker was on a pickup tht also had the support police flag.

The propaganda has been very effective out of Ukraine on the uninformed. I mean, Russia is scum for invading Ukraine, but that doesn't make Ukraine some innocent victim. Its like a brutal gang invading a meth lab. Yeah, the invading team who shot 5 guys and beat the crap out of the rest are the worst guys, but they're both bad guys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2022 07:10 PM (KZzsI)

49 There's bull markets, there's bear markets, and then there's biden markets.
Posted by: ... at May 09, 2022 07:03 PM

Under the Brandon administration, we have otter markets.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 09, 2022 07:10 PM (RkC6l)

50 Any explanation for the baby formula famine? Sees sort of random.

-------

If you can't kill them in the womb, then bring 'em up hungry, and they'll do whatever you want for a few morsels.

Posted by: Schoolteachers, Hollywood Executives, and Politicians at May 09, 2022 07:10 PM (rzne3)

51 They clipped it to right before the rabbit arrives, but the best part of the Biden bunny video is that he is clearly speaking to a four year old about Afghanistan. Find the clip. He's looking down at a child and mumbling utter nonsense about Afghanistan. Then the rabbit arrives. It's why the rabbit arrived.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 09, 2022 07:10 PM (kS0Hr)

52 Any explanation for the baby formula famine? Sees sort of random.

Remember when their were chicken shortages throughout the country and...we never got an explanation?

Everyone has moved to just in time deliveries which means that any unexpected change screws everything up. And the Biden administration spends most of its time coming up with new ways to screw up the supply chain.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:10 PM (ESjRY)

53 Okay, here's a really dumb thought.

I mean it's a doozy!

Has anyone ever thought of adding chocolate syrup to breast milk? Would that mix well?

I feel this needs to be some kind of social media thing. The Chocolate Breast Milk Challenge.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2022 07:11 PM (hcb9g)

54 Taping for “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” has stopped until “further notice” as the talk show host is “experiencing symptoms consistent with a recurrence of COVID,”

https://tinyurl.com/yw78sdht

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 09, 2022 07:11 PM (UuD2k)

55 I give up. The Branch Covidians in my family will see this and I will remain unjabbed and excommunicated for probably forever.

See when the Branch Covidians I know start down this path I ask them how many shots they got. Then I ask how many of them got the Coof. Then I point out I am 0 and 0 on that score. And...it shuts them up.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:12 PM (ESjRY)

56 I tasted breast milk once. It tasted like cantaloupe.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 09, 2022 07:12 PM (UuD2k)

57
Taping for “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” has stopped until “further notice” as the talk show host is “experiencing symptoms consistent with a recurrence of COVID,”

------

Uh huh. COVID. Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: AIDS at May 09, 2022 07:12 PM (rzne3)

58 33 That Easter bunny vid was disturbing. Biden looked terrified. Seriously, this man is not right in the head.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2022 07:07 PM (Vxu+H)

At least mine was real.

Posted by: Jimmy C at May 09, 2022 07:12 PM (AmoqO)

59 I tasted breast milk once. It tasted like cantaloupe.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 09, 2022 07:12 PM (UuD2k)

Fresh from the melon?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 09, 2022 07:13 PM (SH2Zi)

60 Uh huh. COVID. Yeah, that's it.

It started with a simple kiss...

Posted by: The man Colbert met in the locker room at May 09, 2022 07:13 PM (ESjRY)

61 I paid $5.30 a gallon for gas today. FJB
Posted by: bonhomme at May 09, 2022 07:06 PM (eyxn4)
.......

I paid $6.30 a gallon for gas today. FJB

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2022 07:13 PM (v0R5T)

62 Not all women can breast feed. My mother couldn't; she was a nurse and the director of nursing at her school tried to help. Couldn't. I couldn't, milk never came in. My daughter had trouble, had to supplement with formula.

Mothers may be taking medicines that preclude breast feeding, may develop mastitis, may not produce enough. Or a woman who has had a mastectomy for medical reasons. There are even a few cases where the baby cannot tolerate its mother's milk. Even more that can't tolerate cow's milk.

Find a wet nurse is not helpful answer to the problem.

Posted by: Lirio100 at May 09, 2022 07:13 PM (uFOGo)

63 Well, only a few more days of Jen and then we get the woman who's supremely talented for the job of Pess Secretary because she's BLACK and GAY.

Posted by: FenlonSpoke at May 09, 2022 07:13 PM (fF2aM)

64 I'm going to suggest that Biden's reaction to the bunny isn't the normal reaction that healthy men have, BTW. And the person in the bunny suit is obviously trained, too. Watch her actions. She fills his vision with her movements. That's on purpose. You can see why in the video.

Something is dreadfully wrong with that old child molester.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 09, 2022 07:13 PM (kS0Hr)

65 Meant years ago I read that cows milk is not appropriate for infants. Something about allergies later in life.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 09, 2022 07:13 PM (Z8YL4)

66 I tasted breast milk once. It tasted like cantaloupe.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 09, 2022 07:12 PM (UuD2k)

That's the last thing I would have guessed breast milk would taste like.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2022 07:13 PM (hcb9g)

67 Cows give breast milk. Udderly true.

Posted by: kraken at May 09, 2022 07:13 PM (Vr12I)

68 Taping for “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” has stopped until “further notice” as the talk show host is “experiencing symptoms consistent with a recurrence of COVID,”

https://tinyurl.com/yw78sdht
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

GO TOWARD THE LIGHT, COLBERT, GO TOWARD THE LIGHT!!!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2022 07:13 PM (Vxu+H)

69 > Remember when their were chicken shortages throughout the country and...we never got an explanation?

Same with milk. What the hell was going on there? There are dairy farms EVERYWHERE around me, but somehow the global supply chain issue caused milk shortages? How?

Also, what's going on with the torched food processing centers. There's been like a dozen of them and nobody's talking about it.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 09, 2022 07:13 PM (eyxn4)

70 >Entertainers in LA need to know this is a justice system that will protect them

But fuck them dirty plebs.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 09, 2022 07:13 PM (8NWUp)

71 Then I ask how many of them got the Coof.

None of them have had the coof. Neither have I. In fact, very few people I know have "officially" had it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 09, 2022 07:13 PM (Xrfse)

72 White House projects 100 MILLION COVID-19 infections during fall and winter 2022 as experts believe virus will continue to dominate life through rest of the year.

The Uniparty has become lazy. All they do now is smear everyone they hate with the precise behaviors the are actively engaged in and recycling the Covid crisis. A greatest hits casino tour, with mostly peaceful protests, has to be in the works.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 09, 2022 07:14 PM (eHB9w)

73 Has the White House projected anything correctly?

Rhetorical question. No they haven't.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2022 07:14 PM (ZLI7S)

74 You want The Punisher

You'll settle for the Carter Bunny

You'll get The Gender Fluid D*ldo Fairy
Posted by: Obligatory at May 09, 2022 07:06 PM

Wait until they get a load of me....

Posted by: The Rabbit of Caerbannog at May 09, 2022 07:14 PM (RkC6l)

75 NPR's Tamara Keith: "The President and you have talked about 'the MAGA crowd' or the 'ultra-MAGA.' How does that jive with his desire to be the bipartisan guy?"

Psaki: "The President's view is you can do both. He believes that there is work we can continue to do together."

Translation: Joe is always ready to work with members of the Republican Party who agree with him 100 percent and vote in favor of bills Joe wants passed.

Posted by: Gref at May 09, 2022 07:14 PM (AMIL/)

76 RE: baby formula shortage

Since the Dems are ALL IN on abortion and eliminating the human race, they will just use this as one more reason why the human race should stop breeding.

Fewer humans being born (or, preferably, MORE humans being killed in the womb) means less need for baby formula. QED.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2022 07:14 PM (K5n5d)

77 From a couple of threads ago:
Lilly Munster > Mortician Adams

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2022 07:14 PM (R+bqd)

78 She turned me into a cantaloupe.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 09, 2022 07:14 PM (QYPq3)

79 Biden adm reasoning: How can we kill even more babies? Ahh yes, stop making/selling baby food.

Posted by: Mark in SC at May 09, 2022 07:14 PM (lJkJp)

80 GO TOWARD THE LIGHT, COLBERT, GO TOWARD THE LIGHT!!!

Stoke harder you assholes I really want this one!

Posted by: 'Stan yelling at his underlings at May 09, 2022 07:14 PM (ESjRY)

81 My mother couldn't breast feed and there was no formula. I was raised on chili. Yep, bowls of Texas Red before I had teeth. Explains a lot, really.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 09, 2022 07:14 PM (u73oe)

82 GOAL!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2022 07:15 PM (ZLI7S)

83 Morticia Adams

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2022 07:15 PM (R+bqd)

84 Arby's is kind of a nice place to eat when you really think about it. People should try it more often.

Posted by: Hope Solo at May 09, 2022 07:15 PM (0fVbu)

85 Has the White House projected anything correctly?

Rhetorical question. No they haven't.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2022 07:14 PM

Vomit. And or shit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 09, 2022 07:15 PM (RkC6l)

86 Also, what's going on with the torched food processing centers. There's been like a dozen of them and nobody's talking about it.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 09, 2022 07:13 PM (eyxn4)

FBI put out a notice about cyberattacks on food processing. After those had happened, of course.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 09, 2022 07:15 PM (UuD2k)

87 I paid $5.30 a gallon for gas today. FJB
Posted by: bonhomme at May 09, 2022 07:06 PM (eyxn4)
.......

I paid $6.30 a gallon for gas today. FJB
Posted by: wth

FJB. Because.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 09, 2022 07:15 PM (eHB9w)

88 I create computer passwords with variations on the names of kids and pets, so I'll remember them. Hunter Biden picked "analf–k69", so he'd remember it.

So, here's a contest. Is there anything else we can learn about the Bidens that we'd be surprised by?

My pick is that Step-Mom of the Year Doctor Jill was shtupping Hunter.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 09, 2022 07:16 PM (i0slg)

89 None of them have had the coof. Neither have I. In fact, very few people I know have "officially" had it.

I know so many people that have had the Coof after getting the double tap and the booster. In fact, everyone I've know that has gotten the Coof since sprint '21 had had the clot shot.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:16 PM (ESjRY)

90 Also, what's going on with the torched food processing centers. There's been like a dozen of them and nobody's talking about it.

Fact checkers are all over it, they say that it CANNOT be the result of arson or deliberate destruction because the investigators say it was natural causes. And they have natural fires at these places, so it cannot be unnatural.

I dunno one way or another. I just know that if it happens a bunch of times in a short time period, its time to start asking questions that they don't seen to want asked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2022 07:16 PM (KZzsI)

91 Has the White House projected anything correctly?

*

I mentioned it on an earlier thread, but the stock market, after one year, is just about back to where it was when Biden took it over on the upswing from Trump. Biden had the advantage of being allowed to reopen, too. It was all momentum, and it's gone.

We're f*cked.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 09, 2022 07:16 PM (kS0Hr)

92 She turned me into a cantaloupe.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 09, 2022 07:14 PM

A cantaloupe?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 09, 2022 07:16 PM (RkC6l)

93 I want just one of these celebrities to get put on a ventilator they screamed about 2 years ago

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2022 07:16 PM (2JoB8)

94 From a couple of threads ago:
Lilly Munster > Mortician Adams
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2022 07:14 PM (R+bqd)

Morticia for me. Morticia is true gothy goodness.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2022 07:16 PM (hcb9g)

95
My pick is that Step-Mom of the Year Doctor Jill was shtupping Hunter.

Supposedly that's one of the "secrets" that came from the laptop.

I mean he was having sex with his sister in law and his niece...why not his step mom?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:17 PM (ESjRY)

96 They used evaporated milk, water and karo syrup. Someone posted an old recipe on FB this morning. I'll see if I can find it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 09, 2022 07:17 PM (5HBd1)

97 That Easter Bunny one is hysterical.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2022 06:59 PM (VhE0u)

That it is.
(Asterisk) Leader of the Free World being wrangled by the Easter Bunny. That's where we are folks.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 09, 2022 07:17 PM (rF64X)

98 There IS an Extinction group of nutters out there, and I imagine others undeclared. It's all a death cult on their side, fundamentally.

Posted by: kraken at May 09, 2022 07:17 PM (Vr12I)

99 100 Million new Covid cases..

Hmm, Total US Population is 331 Million.

Hmm.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 09, 2022 07:17 PM (PiwSw)

100 Posted by: Ignoramus at May 09, 2022 07:16 PM (i0slg)

to be fair, analfuck69 is my password for my banking app. So I can't judge too hard.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 09, 2022 07:17 PM (UmVA6)

101 Hey Dave Chappelle...wakey wakey....

Posted by: The real world calling at May 09, 2022 07:18 PM (ESjRY)

102 >>>I want just one of these celebrities to get put on a ventilator they screamed about 2 years ago

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2022 07:16 PM (2JoB

It's really not all it's cracked up to be, let me tell you.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 09, 2022 07:18 PM (QYPq3)

103 My mother couldn't breast feed and there was no formula. I was raised on chili. Yep, bowls of Texas Red before I had teeth. Explains a lot, really.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Sounds a lot like Improved Mexico provided you substitute green chiles (from God's mind to my mouth) for red chilies.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 09, 2022 07:18 PM (eHB9w)

104 Also, what's going on with the torched food processing centers. There's been like a dozen of them and nobody's talking about it.

*

It might have been Mannix who pointed it out, but what you're experiencing is the shift to a low trust society. Things that before probably wouldn't have made you wonder - since there are thousands of plants - now make you think about intentional actions against the population.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 09, 2022 07:18 PM (kS0Hr)

105 I couldn't breast feed. Milk never came in. I believe that in the past before baby formula they used good old fashioned cows milk and if that didn't agree with baby, goat milk. I think it was sometimes mixed with wheat or oat flour which was unbleached back then.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2022 07:18 PM (Vxu+H)

106 So when are the Congressional Kangaroo courts investigating the gouging by Big Baby Food?

Big Baby Food - It's got electrolytes!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 09, 2022 07:18 PM (cupoy)

107 75 NPR's Tamara Keith: "The President and you have talked about 'the MAGA crowd' or the 'ultra-MAGA.' How does that jive with his desire to be the bipartisan guy?"

Psaki: "The President's view is you can do both. He believes that there is work we can continue to do together."

Translation: Joe is always ready to work with members of the Republican Party who agree with him 100 percent and vote in favor of bills Joe wants passed.

Posted by: Gref at May 09, 2022 07:14 PM (AMIL/)

++++

How about the Mega-MAGA crowd, will they be spurned?

Posted by: washrivergal at May 09, 2022 07:19 PM (gPXoQ)

108 Taping for “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” has stopped until “further notice” as the talk show host is “experiencing symptoms consistent with a recurrence of COVID,”

https://tinyurl.com/yw78sdht
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
.......

I thought this was the guy with the dancing hypodermic needles.

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2022 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

109
These new strains of COVID have no symptoms. Unless you take a lab test, you won't know you're infected. Stealth COVID. Insidious.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 09, 2022 07:19 PM (WbR6w)

110 I'll bet Mayor Pete has no problems getting baby formula.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 09, 2022 07:19 PM (Ziyvf)

111 Carolyn Jones had bugged-out eyes. Great figure, I’ll admit, but those eyes were a turnoff.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2022 07:20 PM (R+bqd)

112 Sweethearts Vicky and Casey White captured in beautiful Evansville IN. Vicky channeled Juliet and shot herself.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at May 09, 2022 07:20 PM (qpX6U)

113 the shift to a low trust society.

Yep. Remember all those times we were told blah blah is not an act of terrorism before the bodies were cold and we later found out it was some jihadi with connections to "radical" Imam each time?

I don't trust a damn word out of the FBI's mouthpieces...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:20 PM (ESjRY)

114 to be fair, analfuck69 is my password for my banking app. So I can't judge too hard.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 09, 2022 07:17 PM (UmVA6)
---
Dammit, now I have to change the combination on my luggage...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2022 07:20 PM (K5n5d)

115 I thought this was the guy with the dancing hypodermic needles.

Yeah, he was mister GET THE SHOT, with super lame stunts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2022 07:20 PM (KZzsI)

116 That's a national tragedy about Colbert.

I could not type that with a straight face.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2022 07:20 PM (3NKiY)

117 found it. 13oz can of evaporated milk, 18-19 oz of water, and 2 tablespoons sugar or 1 tablespoon of light Karo syrup. You heat it until the sugar or syrup disolves. store it in the fridge.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 09, 2022 07:20 PM (5HBd1)

118 Arby's....

Now I want to watch wimmen's soccer and take nekkid selfies in a cheap motel room.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2022 07:21 PM (R/m4+)

119 >Not all women can breast feed.
Posted by: Lirio100 at May 09, 2022 07:13 PM (uFOGo)

Don't even get me started on La Leche League and the nurses who try to lay a guilt trip on moms who struggle to breast feed, as if it was some kind of moral failing on their part.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 09, 2022 07:21 PM (8NWUp)

120 > I know so many people that have had the Coof after getting the double tap and the booster. In fact, everyone I've know that has gotten the Coof since sprint '21 had had the clot shot.

I had the second Pfizer clot shot end of April. Six months later I got the coof from my wife, who was also double vaxxed. The person my wife got it from was double vaxxed.

My snoot is still broken. I can't smell many things that I used to be able to. Many things that used to smell good now smell awful to me.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 09, 2022 07:21 PM (eyxn4)

121 I tasted breast milk once. It tasted like cantaloupe.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

A different kind of honey do

Posted by: so Miklos imagines at May 09, 2022 07:21 PM (dr+j+)

122 I paid $5.30 a gallon for gas today. FJB
Posted by: bonhomme at May 09, 2022 07:06 PM (eyxn4)
.......

I paid $6.30 a gallon for gas today. FJB
Posted by: wth
........

What do I win?

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2022 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

123 So it really is 'all at once' that things go to shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 09, 2022 07:21 PM (9qSw/)

124 How about the Mega-MAGA crowd, will they be spurned?
Posted by: washrivergal

If the Uniparty gets the absolute power they are over reaching to obtain, spurned will be the least of your concerns.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 09, 2022 07:22 PM (eHB9w)

125 I'll bet Mayor Pete has no problems getting baby formula.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 09, 2022 07:19 PM

You misspelled "batter".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 09, 2022 07:22 PM (RkC6l)

126 100 Million new Covid cases..

Hmm, Total US Population is 331 Million.

Hmm.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 09, 2022 07:17 PM (PiwSw)

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 09, 2022 07:22 PM (rF64X)

127
I had the second Pfizer clot shot end of April. Six months later I got the coof from my wife, who was also double vaxxed. The person my wife got it from was double vaxxed.

If you just get the shot you can't ever get COVID.

Posted by: Shit Biden really said at May 09, 2022 07:22 PM (ESjRY)

128 123 So it really is 'all at once' that things go to shit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 09, 2022 07:21 PM (9qSw/)

You misspelled 'since Nov 2020'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2022 07:22 PM (3NKiY)

129 I know so many people that have had the Coof after getting the double tap and the booster. In fact, everyone I've know that has gotten the Coof since sprint '21 had had the clot shot.
---
I visited my brother yesterday. He was pretty healthy, then went into a downward spiral shortly after the vaccines. Arhythmia, then pericarditis, then blood clots, then a stroke. Now his kidneys have shut down and he's on dialysis. We'll never know if his health problems resulted from the vaccines, but I'll always suspect it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 09, 2022 07:22 PM (sWM8x)

130 You misspelled "batter"

That jokes sucks!

Posted by: Pete Booyjizz at May 09, 2022 07:22 PM (ESjRY)

131 Remember all those times we were told blah blah is not an act of terrorism before the bodies were cold and we later found out it was some jihadi with connections to "radical" Imam each time?

Yeah that was about the time I started to think that maybe we cannot trust these guys to do the right thing or enforce the law. The capper was two events in like a month under Obama: the Christmas shooting and one other where they let people flee the country, opened up the crime scene and houses of people to the press, and closed up shop like nothing had happened.

...really? That's how you are protecting us? Seriously?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2022 07:22 PM (KZzsI)

132 I mean he was having sex with his sister in law and his niece...why not his step mom?
Posted by: 18-1

Doctoral dissertations will be written about all the diseases that Hunter spread.

Posted by: JEM at May 09, 2022 07:23 PM (8erNz)

133 FJB. Because.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 09, 2022 07:15 PM (eHB9w)
........

Always relevant.

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2022 07:23 PM (v0R5T)

134 Funny thing about statistics.

If you have one and it goes to two, that's a 100% increase. Sounds scary but it's only two.

A 25% increase sounds scary too.

Fear Porn, Inc.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 09, 2022 07:23 PM (9qSw/)

135 My pick is that Step-Mom of the Year Doctor Jill was shtupping Hunter.

Supposedly that's one of the "secrets" that came from the laptop.

I mean he was having sex with his sister in law and his niece...why not his step mom?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:17 PM

Much like _Nineteen Eighty-Four_, the Taboo porn series from the early eighties was not intended as an instruction manual.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 09, 2022 07:24 PM (hOAT3)

136 Nina sure is blinky. I think that's known in the business as a 'tell'. She doesn't believe a word of what she's spewing. She knows it's a power play.

Posted by: InCali at May 09, 2022 07:24 PM (jZOLv)

137 I'm sorry Ace. The flaming clown boners was the funniest thing I'd ever read until I read this -

"experiencing symptoms consistent with a recurrence of COVID,"

That sentence applied to that ALL TIME DOUCHE has you beat.

FFS! "recurrence"

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 09, 2022 07:24 PM (cknjq)

138 So, since the new Pfizer docs show they knew the clot shot did nothing positive, and yet in their official paperwork Pfizer claimed that it reduced your chances of getting COVID by 95%...why aren't they being arrested yet?

HAHAHAHA I can't say it with a straight face.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:24 PM (ESjRY)

139 Is this the COVID that nobody knows they have unless they test for it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2022 07:24 PM (63Dwl)

140 (Peeks in, Sips a beer)

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 09, 2022 07:24 PM (sAmhv)

141 to be fair, analfuck69 is my password for my banking app. So I can't judge too hard.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 09, 2022 07:17 PM (UmVA6)

uhum...which bank ?

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2022 07:25 PM (V13WU)

142 So the latest Bond director just got hit for grooming.

Seems to be a word with legs. Just does not mean the same things to them as us. Or maybe it does.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2022 07:25 PM (3NKiY)

143 > What do I win?

Best I can do is this:

*shakes head*
That sucks, sorry.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 09, 2022 07:25 PM (eyxn4)

144 That's a national tragedy about Colbert.

I could not type that with a straight face.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Maybe Colbert should try the horse meds being touted by the Marxist shits as an abortion miracle. Who knows, maybe it will work.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 09, 2022 07:25 PM (eHB9w)

145 COVID still follows the flu trend of diminishing potency as it morphs.

So basically, it's called flu season.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 09, 2022 07:25 PM (9qSw/)

146 88 I create computer passwords with variations on the names of kids and pets, so I'll remember them. Hunter Biden picked "analf–k69", so he'd remember it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 09, 2022 07:16 PM (i0slg)

Maybe those are his kid's names.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 09, 2022 07:25 PM (BJKQV)

147 Colbert is sick? Where are we to get our daily dose of snotty uncomedy?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 09, 2022 07:25 PM (IEa8U)

148 to be fair, analfuck69 is my password for my banking app. So I can't judge too hard.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 09, 2022 07:17 PM (UmVA6)

uhum...which bank ?
Posted by: runner

What is your address?

Posted by: Jeffery Dahmer at May 09, 2022 07:26 PM (eHB9w)

149 Maybe those are his kid's names.
Posted by: 29Victor

backstory

Posted by: so Miklos speculates at May 09, 2022 07:26 PM (dr+j+)

150 Seems to be a word with legs.

Legologism.
Lexilimb.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at May 09, 2022 07:26 PM (qpX6U)

151
Find a wet nurse is not helpful answer to the problem.

Posted by: Lirio100 at May 09, 2022 07:13 PM (uFOGo)

At this point in the continuing Junta follies, tomorrow I expect Joe will announce that lactating Mexicans and Central Americans should get to the US/Mexico border as fast as they can, where they will be escorted across by ICE, then hired as wet nurses and sent to liberal suburbs, at pay of $10,000 a month, tax-free.

Posted by: Gref at May 09, 2022 07:26 PM (AMIL/)

152 Chapelle stuff is as funny as any of his material - which is good, and I think it's awful he was attacked and think such behavior is outrageous. Just so perfect that he would be the direct beneficiary of what is very likely his behavior as a citizen (voting, "political" leanings), when it comes to the idiot DA's policies.

I believe the phrase is "welcome to the party, pal".

Not a country, just a bunch of people living around each other. Small minority can be bothered to even think about a public policy if it doesn't immediately, dramatically, concretely affect them, personally and negatively.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2022 07:26 PM (OTzUX)

153 Maybe Colbert should try the horse meds being touted by the Marxist shits as an abortion miracle. Who knows, maybe it will work.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 09, 2022 07:25 PM (eHB9w)

Maybe it will keep his vagina from hurting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2022 07:27 PM (3NKiY)

154 100 Million new Covid cases..
........

Hmm. Wonder how many of those are Honduran tortilla vendors and spherical Guatemalans.

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2022 07:27 PM (v0R5T)

155 Is this the COVID that nobody knows they have unless they test for it?/i]

I am guessing that if you tested the entire population every winter, 90% of the public would test positive for the latest seasonal crud, with only about 10% getting really sick. Most wouldn't even be aware they had it, as their body was pummeling it to death.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2022 07:27 PM (KZzsI)

156 Are we really sure Rasputin was killed that night in Moscow and is not actually living in the WH or those houses in DE?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2022 07:27 PM (Irn0L)

157 I just gave my dog a biscuit that's supposed to be good for her teeth and gums. She took but only after four licks and five sniffs.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 09, 2022 07:27 PM (eGTCV)

158 Dr. Fauci has got to be pissed this nanny state whore, Nina, is crabbing in on his turf.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 09, 2022 07:27 PM (aeMRC)

159 148 to be fair, analfuck69 is my password for my banking app. So I can't judge too hard.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 09, 2022 07:17 PM (UmVA6)

uhum...which bank ?
Posted by: runner

What is your address?
Posted by: Jeffery Dahmer at May 09, 2022 07:26 PM (eHB9w

Do you have a son?

Posted by: Wayne Gacy at May 09, 2022 07:27 PM (9qSw/)

160 Wordapillar.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at May 09, 2022 07:27 PM (qpX6U)

161 Supply chain shortages are really hitting everything. I have a good friend who's an owner-operator. He had to put his truck in the shop for repairs. The chip to fix it won't be available for six months. Right now he's driving another company's truck for a lot less money than he was making owning his own truck. It really sucks.

Posted by: Old Blue at May 09, 2022 07:27 PM (VNmG1)

162 I had my second moderna booster Fri afternoon at spousal insistence, the original two vacc shots left me in bed for two days (worse if not as long as the disease itself) and vomiting, the first booster a day-and-change of full body aches, this one about the same.

Posted by: JEM at May 09, 2022 07:27 PM (8erNz)

163 It might have been Mannix who pointed it out, but what you're experiencing is the shift to a low trust society.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 09, 2022 07:18 PM (kS0Hr)

Sounds right. I've been considering something Michael Totten observed (I think it was Totten, but it could have been Yon) that in Iraq people didn't trust the news media since it was just a mouthpiece for the dictatorship. Instead they tended to believe any bullshit that came along as long as it wasn't coming from State Media.

Similarly, the American news media is nowadays simply a mouthpiece for the Democrats. Since they're not willing to challenge the Dems on anything or just push the party line people nowadays have zero trust in them and increasingly believe any bullshit that comes along as long as it's not from "state media."

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2022 07:28 PM (eCKAl)

164 "So basically, it's called flu season."

Back to Mom's advice. Wash your hands. Don't french kiss strangers.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 09, 2022 07:28 PM (i0slg)

165 The Easter Bunny used Easter magic to hide chocolate eggs in my pants.

Posted by: F. Joe Biden at May 09, 2022 07:28 PM (roH4R)

166 A NEW SEASON OF DEATH: White House predicts 100 million new covid cases in fall and winter.

Let us all sally forth to the castle of Prince Prospero where we will be safe, secure and vaccinated.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 09, 2022 07:28 PM (wXw18)

167 *Jr. Testes ??

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2022 07:29 PM (V13WU)

168 Wonder how many of those are Honduran tortilla vendors and spherical Guatemalans.

No, no its only Americans who are fat! Look over there at that fat white woman in a hoveround! LOOK AT HER! Ignore those illegals in the background round as a cantaloupe!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2022 07:29 PM (KZzsI)

169 Is fauci Rasputin's long lost son?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2022 07:29 PM (Irn0L)

170 When you run the Disinformation board, you have to take your job literally.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 09, 2022 07:29 PM (ynpvh)

171 to be fair, analfuck69 is my password for my banking app. So I can't judge too hard.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 09, 2022 07:17 PM (UmVA6)
---
You are in luck, my friend! As it happens, I have $10 million in U.S. currency that needs to be relocated out of my home country of Nigeria. With your help, I will let you keep a sizable portion as a reward. All I need is the name of your banking institution for me to start transferring funds to your account...Contact me soon!

---Nigerian Prince

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2022 07:29 PM (K5n5d)

172 *that's what the groomers thread is for ....

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2022 07:29 PM (V13WU)

173 Is it "wetnurse" or "wet nurse?"

Maybe I'll do a Google search....

Posted by: 29Victor at May 09, 2022 07:29 PM (BJKQV)

174 I had my second moderna booster Fri afternoon at spousal insistence, the original two vacc shots left me in bed for two days (worse if not as long as the disease itself)

So if the first double tap and the first booster didn't stop you from getting it why take another?!?

Each shot is playing Russian roulette with your body...forever.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:29 PM (ESjRY)

175 Junior Mints.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2022 07:29 PM (3NKiY)

176 Sorry for the delay in getting back to y'all from earlier this morning.

Took the cancer center all damn day to get my blood test back to me.

First off: Thank you to all the Hordians who interceded with the man upstairs. As Patton would say, "give that Padre a medal, he's in good with the Lord". Tip o' the cap to all y'all, ya done good!

My PSA is unchanged from 6 months ago, and remain at levels that lead the medical team to feel comfortable enough to point towards the longer end of the life expectancy predictions.

So y'all get me for a bit longer...inane comments and all!

Peace...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 09, 2022 07:29 PM (BgMrQ)

177 Tucker Carlson had a woman on who is suing Taylor Lorenz for defamation. She wants damages of $6 million because Lorenz used her position at the 'paper of record' to lie and smear Jacob and her company while at the same having a tie with a competitor of Jacob's.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 09, 2022 07:29 PM (IK2H6)

178 Peak Pandemic always just at the beginning of November.

Weird

Posted by: Wayne Gacy at May 09, 2022 07:30 PM (9qSw/)

179 Any explanation for the baby formula famine? Sees sort of random.

Might it have anything to do with millions of people coming across the border and making anchor babies?

May it have anything to do with large urban areas allowing criminals to steal up to $900 in baby formula per visit and selling it through the black market/bodegas in neighborhoods with new immigrants?

Just speculating.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 09, 2022 07:30 PM (AHeqJ)

180 *Jr. Testes ??
Posted by: runner

New In-and-Out item?

Posted by: Miklos fears to ask at May 09, 2022 07:30 PM (dr+j+)

181 My children were born in 1978 and '82. La Leche left me feeling guilty about not being able to breast feed. My first grandchild was born in 2012 by emergency C-section. My daughter tried to breast feed and recover at the same time, she didn't "give up" and supplement with formula until said grandchild didn't gain weight. She was left feeling inadequate because she couldn't feed him. I have no use for La Leche.

Posted by: Lirio100 at May 09, 2022 07:30 PM (uFOGo)

182 Off killer clown sock

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 09, 2022 07:30 PM (9qSw/)

183 Couple more Dave Chappelle episodes and comics will move their work to another state.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 09, 2022 07:30 PM (wXw18)

184 173 Is it "wetnurse" or "wet nurse?"

Maybe I'll do a Google search....
Posted by: 29Victor at May 09, 2022 07:29 PM (BJKQV)

That way may lead to that cam star who looked a lot like Ben Shapiro's sister.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2022 07:30 PM (3NKiY)

185 ---Nigerian Prince

==

Oh, I meant to write back, but never had the time...

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2022 07:30 PM (V13WU)

186 Back to Mom's advice. Wash your hands. Don't french kiss strangers.

I'm the health dictator here buddy not you...and I say you can french kiss any guy down at the club!

Posted by: Tony Fauci at May 09, 2022 07:31 PM (ESjRY)

187 >>>WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 09, 2022 07:22 PM (rF64X)

We regret to inform you this statement is fal... un..able..to..compute.

Posted by: Disinformation Governance Board at May 09, 2022 07:31 PM (QYPq3)

188 Let us all sally forth to the castle of Prince Prospero where we will be safe, secure and vaccinated.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 09, 2022 07:28 PM

*chuckles evilly*

Posted by: The Masque of the COVID Variant at May 09, 2022 07:31 PM (RkC6l)

189 Wonder how many of those are Honduran tortilla vendors and spherical Guatemalans.

Dang it was hoping for all your stuff

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2022 07:31 PM (KZzsI)

190 I had my second moderna booster Fri afternoon at spousal insistence, the original two vacc shots left me in bed for two days (worse if not as long as the disease itself)

burying you is probably cheaper than a divorce attorney.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 09, 2022 07:31 PM (AHeqJ)

191 May it have anything to do with large urban areas allowing criminals to steal up to $900 in baby formula per visit and selling it through the black market/bodegas in neighborhoods with new immigrants?

Just speculating.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 09, 2022 07:30 PM (AHeqJ)

There was also evidently a recall.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2022 07:31 PM (3NKiY)

192 I believe the original, alpha, super Andromeda Strain version of C19 had (of course, it's an influenza-like illness) an asymptomatic rate of .... way up there, can't recall, more than half of infections.

Now this is a difficult thing to estimate accurately under the best of circumstances, and in the context of the collapse of public health/epidemiology science (no exaggeration) in 2020, not much confidence in the "data".

Best (as in pathetic, funny cuz so bad) part is the first mass testing for an ILI in history was done so poorly (inappropriate test, wildly varying protocols on use of tests in terms of cycles) that the "data" may not really be of much use for serious analysis.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2022 07:31 PM (OTzUX)

193 Junior Mints.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Does Medicare pay for Senior Mints?

Posted by: Miklos dares to ask at May 09, 2022 07:31 PM (dr+j+)

194 Watched a re-run of the Derby. Wish I had watched it live. Winning horse was just looking around at other horses down the stretch. Stared down the lead horse until he got even and then put it in high. Really fun to watch.

Posted by: Javems at May 09, 2022 07:32 PM (AmoqO)

195 I seem to remember, they fed Rasputin ground glass, shot him, poisoned him, shot him, tried to drown him and still, just like Hillaroid, he persevered.

Posted by: Old Blue at May 09, 2022 07:32 PM (VNmG1)

196 New In-and-Out item?
Posted by: Miklos fears to ask at May 09, 2022 07:30 PM (dr+j+)

I can never keep up with the latest TikTok trends...

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2022 07:32 PM (V13WU)

197 This is always where I knew the Soros Prosecutor project would end. His elected idiots forgot that there are certain people who get protected, that doesn't happen, and the local heavy money turns on his little favorites.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at May 09, 2022 07:32 PM (3yqPP)

198 Let us all sally forth to the castle of Prince Prospero where we will be safe, secure and vaccinated.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 09, 2022 07:28 PM

*chuckles evilly*

Posted by: The Masque of the COVID Variant

This time it is Fauci in the monkey suit?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 09, 2022 07:32 PM (IK2H6)

199 Hey, Guys, just do an image search on “Bollywood Babes.” All with be well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2022 07:32 PM (R+bqd)

200 Just remember, if you want to be safe from Covid, attend one of the following:

1. Dinner with a prominent Democrat
2. Riot
3. Wine Tasting with Karen

Do NOT go to church whatever you do. That's just asking for the coof

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 09, 2022 07:32 PM (9qSw/)

201 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 09, 2022 07:33 PM (arJlL)

202

Anthony Fauci spoke at the University of Michigan's "comeback commencement" for the class of 2020 on Saturday about "our divided nation," where he singled out "egregious distortions of reality" and a "normalization of untruths."

The director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases said that he was troubled by instances of political differences that have been "reflected by egregious distortions of reality."

He said that many have become "unfazed" by these distortions and argued that this leads to an acceptance of a "normalization of untruths." He called on the graduates to resist the "normalization of untruths."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2022 07:33 PM (63Dwl)

203 Stared down the lead horse until he got even and then put it in high. Really fun to watch.

Some horses are crazy competative. Secretariat was built to run a million miles an hour, but was lazy and didn't care unless he was in a race. He had to beat every other horse to prove he was lead stud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2022 07:33 PM (KZzsI)

204 My pick is that Step-Mom of the Year Doctor Jill was shtupping Hunter.

Supposedly that's one of the "secrets" that came from the laptop.

I mean he was having sex with his sister in law and his niece...why not his step mom?
Posted by: 18-1

To be fair, she does have a head of hair that the meth/coke up Hunter like to yank on while taking selfies. Speaking of yanking, I am guessing the last time FJB got stiff was trying to walk about 10 years ago.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 09, 2022 07:33 PM (eHB9w)

205
So y'all get me for a bit longer...inane comments and all!

Peace...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 09, 2022 07:29 PM (BgMrQ)

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That's excellent news!

It's bad enough we have a shortage of baby formula.

We don't need a shortage of inane comments in these insane times..

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2022 07:33 PM (K5n5d)

206 That's great news browndog. I'm happy for you. My MIL was given two weeks to live with a (correct) diagnosis of cancer. But she's still here, just lives with diabetes from having her pancreas out.

That was in early 1999.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2022 07:33 PM (dscaa)

207 " Stared down the lead horse until he got even and then put it in high. "

80 to 1 shot. The Rocky of horses.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 09, 2022 07:33 PM (i0slg)

208 Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 09, 2022 07:29 PM (BgMrQ)

++++

Wonderful news!

Posted by: washrivergal at May 09, 2022 07:33 PM (gPXoQ)

209 A friend's wife had cancer in remission...then she got her booster. Went in for her regular cancer screening. Immediately scheduled for surgery...almost died on the operating table. She made is through but...she's been in rough shape for the last 6 months.

Do I know it was the booster for sure? No...Is this a common side effect we are seeing people after getting them? Yes...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:33 PM (ESjRY)

210 I had the J&J jab back in September because of work and travel. Felt like shit off and on for 4 weeks. Now I want a piece of a sweet class action lawsuit.

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2022 07:33 PM (v0R5T)

211 So y'all get me for a bit longer...inane comments and all!

Peace...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 09, 2022 07:29 PM (BgMrQ)

Very good news!

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2022 07:34 PM (eCKAl)

212 Any explanation for the baby formula famine? Sees sort of random.

Similac had a bad batch, so many switched to Enfamil causing a run. Then of course some of it comes from, guess where, China. And the gay boy wonder is in charge of the distribution chain. And it has snowballed and people are hoarding

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2022 07:34 PM (Irn0L)

213 Ok, so don Jr. has this bike thing that morphs into an arm. Evanka a helicopter that morphs into another arm except her's is pink and Don's is blue. Melania has a massive battle tank that becomes the chest and torso. Barron had a sports car that becomes a leg and there's some stupid silly side kick thing like a monkey or a space cat or Sean Hannity with a boat that becomes the other leg.

Then Trump comes in with this bitchin' fighter jet thing and shouts "By the power of MAGA we join to form MEGA ULTRA MAGA" and they all come together joining Trump in the head. They probably do some embarrassing karate like moves and there are some colorful flashes and theme music etc...

Posted by: banana Dream at May 09, 2022 07:34 PM (0fVbu)

214 That's excellent news!

It's bad enough we have a shortage of baby formula.

We don't need a shortage of inane comments in these insane times..
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2022 07:33 PM (K5n5d)

Reporting for Doodee!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2022 07:34 PM (3NKiY)

215 >>>Any explanation for the baby formula famine? Sees sort of random.

>I blame Trump. He bombed the fuck out of all of those Syrian baby formula factories in the desert and caused a world-wide shortage.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 09, 2022 07:34 PM (aeMRC)

216 McDonald's man should realize how lucky he is.
He found out early in the relationship.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 09, 2022 07:34 PM (wXw18)

217 "Retired" Canadian general has been captured by the Russkies. From the report:
Trevor John Cadieu is a Canadian military officer who reached the rank of lieutenant general but retired after allegations of sexual misconduct. He then travelled to Ukraine, to join the fight against the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine.
Cadieu was in charge of Biolab #1 (also captured), part of the Metabiota operation, run by Hunter Biden.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 09, 2022 07:34 PM (jTmQV)

218 Hey, Guys, just do an image search on “Bollywood Babes.” All with be well.

===

Just search Aishwarya Rai (she is older now..but still)

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2022 07:34 PM (V13WU)

219 I had my second moderna booster Fri afternoon at spousal insistence,

Wow. Not for me to in any way critique that but I feel for you. My BIL was similarly pressured and didn't have a good time of it either. He's pretty bitter about it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 09, 2022 07:35 PM (Xrfse)

220 >>>I had my second moderna booster Fri afternoon at spousal insistence, the original two vacc shots left me in bed for two days (worse if not as long as the disease itself) and vomiting, the first booster a day-and-change of full body aches, this one about the same.

Posted by: JEM at May 09, 2022 07:27 PM (8erNz)

Have you (and I'm just throwing this out there), considered having your food analyzed for strychnine?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 09, 2022 07:35 PM (QYPq3)

221 AnalF may be a statement of Hunter's sexual proclivities. I think it may also be his disgust with his own life. Had he not had Joe Biden as his dad he might be a better person.

Posted by: FenlonSpoke at May 09, 2022 07:35 PM (fF2aM)

222 Reporting for Doodee!
Posted by: Aetius451AD

*sounds alarm*

Posted by: the Smales kid at May 09, 2022 07:35 PM (dr+j+)

223 195 I seem to remember, they fed Rasputin ground glass, shot him, poisoned him, shot him, tried to drown him and still, just like Hillaroid, he persevered.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 09, 2022 07:32 PM (VNmG1)

Should have tried forcing him to listen to Yoko.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 09, 2022 07:36 PM (PiwSw)

224 Reporting for Doodee!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2022 07:34 PM

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE- SHIT POSTING!

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at May 09, 2022 07:36 PM (3NKiY)

225
Mayor Buttplug urges men to step up and and supply their chestmilk for the duration of the crisis.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 09, 2022 07:36 PM (WbR6w)

226 Jsut imagine if they gave the Moderna shot to Rasputin

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 09, 2022 07:36 PM (IK2H6)

227 No matter the cause, Biden is not to blame for the baby formula shortage.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at May 09, 2022 07:36 PM (ub2FJ)

228 Vlad looked pretty normal yesterday, speaking style was normal, a bit more passion than usual for Victory Day, when he's usually pretty formal. Face looked a little puffy, but well within the parameters for "getting older" or "not exercising as much". Noted that his right arm was pretty immobile at his side as he walked, would have to review video of past walking behavior to see if that's new or different.

I don't play an intel doctor's panel assessing the health of Soviet bigs by their visual appearance atop Lenin's Tomb every November or May, not even on TV, so others may have more expert takes.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2022 07:36 PM (OTzUX)

229 Ooh, yah...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2022 07:36 PM (R+bqd)

230 Reporting for Doodee!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2022 07:34 PM

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE- SHIT POSTING!

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at May 09, 2022 07:36 PM (3NKiY)

Hey! Cut the crap!

Posted by: Amber Heard at May 09, 2022 07:37 PM (SH2Zi)

231 Some horses are crazy competative. Secretariat was built to run a million miles an hour, but was lazy and didn't care unless he was in a race. He had to beat every other horse to prove he was lead stud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2022 07:33 PM (KZzsI)

+++

Then there are horses who refuse to take the lead, ever.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 09, 2022 07:37 PM (gPXoQ)

232 In Re: Rasputin.

I think at the end swords were used. Slicing and chopping someone up with cold steel is pretty darn fatally sure.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at May 09, 2022 07:37 PM (3yqPP)

233
Har, har. Local Chief COVID scold, Dr. Steven Hotez, who has been scaremongering for the last two years, has tested positive for the WuFlu.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2022 07:37 PM (/U27+)

234 ...Melania has a massive battle tank that becomes the chest and torso. ...

What...?

Kind-of blanked out there thinking about Melania's chest and torso.

Posted by: mindful webworker - pointlessly chiming in at May 09, 2022 07:37 PM (BirRk)

235 McDonald's man should realize how lucky he is.
He found out early in the relationship.

Posted by: Braenyard

The chick said he wasn't Super-Sized

Posted by: More Miklosian Speculation at May 09, 2022 07:38 PM (dr+j+)

236 AnalF may be a statement of Hunter's sexual proclivities. I think it may also be his disgust with his own life. Had he not had Joe Biden as his dad he might be a better person.
Posted by: FenlonSpoke at May 09, 2022 07:35 PM (fF2aM)
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There's a pretty strong argument that if Hunter had had anyone else as a father, he would have turned out better. FJB is one of the most awful human beings I've ever heard of.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2022 07:38 PM (K5n5d)

237 Ok, so don Jr. has this bike thing that morphs into an arm. Evanka a helicopter that morphs into another arm except her's is pink and Don's is blue. Melania has a massive battle tank that becomes the chest and torso. Barron had a sports car that becomes a leg and there's some stupid silly side kick thing like a monkey or a space cat or Sean Hannity with a boat that becomes the other leg.

Then Trump comes in with this bitchin' fighter jet thing and shouts "By the power of MAGA we join to form MEGA ULTRA MAGA" and they all come together joining Trump in the head. They probably do some embarrassing karate like moves and there are some colorful flashes and theme music etc...
Posted by: banana Dream at May 09, 2022 07:34 PM (0fVbu)

This is the nerdiest thing I've ever seen posted here.

I'm not sure if I should applaud or give you an atomic wedgie.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2022 07:38 PM (ydkH5)

238 The McDonald's dude and gal were probably already married and he's thinking he's being funny.

Great episode of the sitcom of Rules of Engagement where a restaurant mistakes Adam picking up a dropped fork for kneeling for a marriage proposal to Jen so they gave them free champagne and dessert. After that, to Jen's dismay, Adam proposed to her every time they went out.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 09, 2022 07:38 PM (jUOQH)

239 There was also evidently a recall.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2022 07:31 PM (3NKiY)

Only of one line from one factory for one brand. If I recall correctly, it was Similac. And it was like two months ago. If anybody is trying to palm this off on that recall, it's total ass-covering bullcrap.

Posted by: Guy Who Has to Try and Find the Stuff at May 09, 2022 07:38 PM (rzne3)

240 Trevor John Cadieu is a Canadian military officer who reached the rank of lieutenant general but retired after allegations of sexual misconduct.

Wikispooks says he was offered Commander of the Canadian Army in 2021...so he's not a small fry...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:38 PM (ESjRY)

241 This formula shortage could result in many more healthy babies.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 09, 2022 07:38 PM (wXw18)

242 AnalF may be a statement of Hunter's sexual proclivities. I think it may also be his disgust with his own life. Had he not had Joe Biden as his dad he might be a better person.

Posted by: FenlonSpoke at May 09, 2022 07:35 PM (fF2aM)

As usual, however, the 69 gives the mindset away.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2022 07:39 PM (dscaa)

243 How is it that the schools these groomer teachers work for NEVER noticed anything amiss until now?

Posted by: Eeyore at May 09, 2022 07:39 PM (R0Tis)

244 This is the nerdiest thing I've ever seen posted here.

I'm not sure if I should applaud or give you an atomic wedgie.
Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2022 07:38 PM (ydkH5)

The Trump Transformer is called Omicron.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 09, 2022 07:39 PM (jUOQH)

245 Any explanation for the baby formula famine? Sees sort of random.
........

It's those damn right wingers that took away our abortions!

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2022 07:40 PM (v0R5T)

246 I'm not sure if I should applaud or give you an atomic wedgie.
Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2022 07:38 PM (ydkH5)

This is the Horde. Embrace the power of "and."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 09, 2022 07:40 PM (PiwSw)

247 Hunter molested his niece. Joe molested his daughter.

Odds Joe also molested Hunter?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:40 PM (ESjRY)

248

Is Mayor Sec Pete, who is SUCH a good speaker, gonna breast feed his two beautiful babies, the ones he's extremely qualified to care for.

I mean, this dude and that bizarre wife of his bought two babies. Insane.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 09, 2022 07:40 PM (XnbJC)

249 227 No matter the cause, Biden is not to blame for the baby formula shortage.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at May 09, 2022 07:36 PM (ub2FJ)

Biden took office 15 or so months ago, typical baby takes 9 months - this is very disturbing picture you are painting. He poops his britches, how exactly do you figure he made all those babies? No, don't tell me, I don't really want to know.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 09, 2022 07:40 PM (9AE+U)

250 Stared down the lead horse until he got even and then put it in high. Really fun to watch.

Some horses are crazy competitive. Secretariat was built to run a million miles an hour, but was lazy and didn't care unless he was in a race. He had to beat every other horse to prove he was lead stud.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Watched the race on YouTube a bunch today. Sometimes a horse looks fast because the other horses are spent. And then there is Rich Strike. The jockey ran a genius route through traffic at the end and the reason he was able to do that is Rich Strike outran every other horse. Rich Strike created his own luck. The last few horses Rich Strike blew past were not gassed, they could have kept going. Rich Strike smoked them because he is a nasty bastard. That pony is wicked quick.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 09, 2022 07:40 PM (eHB9w)

251 Wikispooks says he was offered Commander of the Canadian Army in 2021...so he's not a small fry...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:38 PM (ESjRY)

Maybe they can trade him for Stalin's son? What? Wrong War? Never mind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2022 07:41 PM (Irn0L)

252 This formula shortage could result in many more healthy babies.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 09, 2022 07:38 PM (wXw1

You think most of these mom's will have healthy breast milk?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 09, 2022 07:41 PM (jUOQH)

253 I paid $5.30 a gallon for gas today. FJB
Posted by: bonhomme at May 09, 2022 07:06 PM (eyxn4)
.......

I paid $6.30 a gallon for gas today. FJB
Posted by: wth at May 09, 2022 07:13 PM

Y'all with your hoity-toity Premium and Ultra-Premium gas. $3.70 a gallon for Kaboom-grade here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 09, 2022 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)

254 I've seen way too many fat babies lately anyway.

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2022 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

255
Some horses are crazy competative. Secretariat was built to run a million miles an hour, but was lazy and didn't care unless he was in a race. He had to beat every other horse to prove he was lead stud.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2022 07:33 PM (KZzsI)

________

Non-horse people tend to think of them as a kind of machine you turn on and off. But they have real personalities that often manifest themselves at unpredictable times.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2022 07:41 PM (/U27+)

256 Great episode of the sitcom of Rules of Engagement where a restaurant mistakes Adam picking up a dropped fork for kneeling for a marriage proposal to Jen so they gave them free champagne and dessert. After that, to Jen's dismay, Adam proposed to her every time they went out.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Jen rolled with it at first. Too late to back out now.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 09, 2022 07:41 PM (H4qIP)

257 Hunter molested his niece. Joe molested his daughter.

Odds Joe also molested Hunter?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:40 PM (ESjRY)

Could have been Beau.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2022 07:41 PM (ydkH5)

258 @197 This is always where I knew the Soros Prosecutor project would end. His elected idiots forgot that there are certain people who get protected, that doesn't happen, and the local heavy money turns on his little favorites.

----

It's already happening with DA Gascogn in LA. The recall movement got a big financial boost when iirc the MIL of a Netflix VP was murdered in her own home. Connected people with money and influence suddenly started backing the recall campaign.

Posted by: junior at May 09, 2022 07:41 PM (G2rTV)

259 You don't ever "pop the question" without knowing the answer first.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 09, 2022 07:42 PM (H4qIP)

260 And...not only was there a Canuck General in Ukraine...but he was embedded with the Neo-NAZIs in Avostal?

If you wrote a book about this crap people would claim it was too far fetched.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:42 PM (ESjRY)

261 Wait Canada had a general named Cadiru?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 09, 2022 07:42 PM (IK2H6)

262 The difference between reality and fiction is fiction has to make sense.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 09, 2022 07:43 PM (IK2H6)

263 11 There's bull markets, there's bear markets, and then there's biden markets.
----
Depends. Those biden markets are brief(s) markets right?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 09, 2022 07:43 PM (qfLjt)

264 So Ukistan is such a hot war zone that Boris Johnson, Nancy Pelosi and DOCTOR Jill Biden can just waltz in? Lol. Pull the other finger MSM.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at May 09, 2022 07:43 PM (ub2FJ)

265 I believe the original, alpha, super Andromeda Strain version of C19 had (of course, it's an influenza-like illness) an asymptomatic rate of .... way up there, can't recall, more than half of infections.

Then you should look at the cruise ship data since that was the only set that wasn't heavily distorted.

I don't believe that there was asymptomatic spread. What there was is numerous incidences of criminal level malfeasance in the tests, the definition of "infection" and the clearly criminal alteration of calling any flu-like symptoms CoViD-19 in order to score points and money for the hospitals that hemorrhaged billions in lost hospital operations due to the endless lockdowns and terror campaign run from the White House.

Trump is definitely responsible for this shit show. The Democrats exploited Trump's stupidity and decided to crash Western Civilization for fun.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 09, 2022 07:43 PM (AHeqJ)

266 261 Wait Canada had a general named Cadiru?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 09, 2022 07:42 PM (IK

Don't get in the pool with him, Anna.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2022 07:43 PM (3NKiY)

267 199 I did, and nice looking ladies, but why do I think it's only downhill from there?

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2022 07:43 PM (2JoB8)

268 You think most of these mom's will have healthy breast milk?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

At least you can't tell if baby has meth mouf.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 09, 2022 07:44 PM (H4qIP)

269 Don't get in the pool with him, Anna.

Get a little closer don't be shy....

Posted by: Some Cadiru at May 09, 2022 07:44 PM (ESjRY)

270 And...not only was there a Canuck General in Ukraine...but he was embedded with the Neo-NAZIs in Avostal?

If you wrote a book about this crap people would claim it was too far fetched.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:42 PM (ESjRY)

those who know history would not

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2022 07:45 PM (V13WU)

271 >>>I've seen way too many fat babies lately anyway.

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2022 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

Fat babies are actually a good thing. Ask the Japanese.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 09, 2022 07:45 PM (QYPq3)

272 Absolutely OT-Just a lovely story about M. Rogers and his kindness with a little girl:

https://tinyurl.com/4s9vwpf3

Posted by: FenlonSpoke at May 09, 2022 07:45 PM (fF2aM)

273 When the peasants were being raped and murdered and their businesses burned to the ground it was social justice. But if the elites are the victims of crime it is a crisis and needs fixing ASAP.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at May 09, 2022 07:45 PM (ub2FJ)

274 Posted by: Braenyard at May 09, 2022 07:38 PM (wXw1

You think most of these mom's will have healthy breast milk?
Posted by: Anti doesn't
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Never thought baby formula discriminated to "these" moms.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 09, 2022 07:45 PM (wXw18)

275 260 The Canuck general story will be down the memory hole by Wednesday morning. Just like the US Marine vet who was killed working for a military contractor. A military contractor that nobody seems to know or who's paying for it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 09, 2022 07:45 PM (lz5hY)

276 Non-horse people tend to think of them as a kind of machine you turn on and off. But they have real personalities that often manifest themselves at unpredictable times.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2022 07:41 PM (/U27+)

Hmm. Sounds like husbands to me.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 09, 2022 07:45 PM (LOVUx)

277 Jen rolled with it at first. Too late to back out now.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 09, 2022 07:41 PM (H4qIP)

Yes she did. Her character is every guy's fantasy girlfriend. Love that show.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 09, 2022 07:46 PM (jUOQH)

278 I'm extremely disappointed Lizzy Warren doesn't have a solution for the baby formula injustice. I rather enjoyed seeing her cluck-cluck-cluck around on those chicken legs flapping her chicken wings.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 09, 2022 07:46 PM (aeMRC)

279 20 When you want your special lady to know she's The One, and you want to dine on quality Arby's roast beef.

PLEASE DO NOT MENTION MY OLD LADY AND ROAST BEEF!
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Well, whose meat do you want?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 09, 2022 07:46 PM (qfLjt)

280 100,000,000 COVID cases before November? That oughta do it.

Posted by: Holy Crap at May 09, 2022 07:46 PM (glGDV)

281 There's a pretty strong argument that if Hunter had had anyone else as a father, he would have turned out better....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

It... just doesn't work that way. You could say "raised by anyone else," but genetically if Hunter had anyone else as a father, he'd literally be someone else.

Like the lefty screed "If Men got pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament," some Moron replied, "If men got pregnant, they would be women."

Heh.

Posted by: mindful webworker - genetics is haaard at May 09, 2022 07:46 PM (BirRk)

282 259 You don't ever "pop the question" without knowing the answer first.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 09, 2022 07:42 PM (H4qIP)

++++

What's the deal with proposals of marriage in public anyway? It is so immature and stupid. The answer should be, no way.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 09, 2022 07:46 PM (gPXoQ)

283 134 Funny thing about statistics.

If you have one and it goes to two, that's a 100% increase. Sounds scary but it's only two.

A 25% increase sounds scary too.

Fear Porn, Inc.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 09, 2022 07:23 PM (9qSw/)

They're using percentages now, instead of numbers. Next, it'll be delta percent changes. You'll need to pull out a Calculus book to decipher the second derivatives.

Posted by: Roy at May 09, 2022 07:46 PM (Ti+Tv)

284 If you let us abort babies then the baby formula shortage would self correct.
- left

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at May 09, 2022 07:47 PM (ub2FJ)

285 I can't imagine almost 1/3 of the country getting Covid in a period of 4 months.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 09, 2022 07:47 PM (jUOQH)

286 ' they have real personalities '

It's a HORSE!

Posted by: Ralphie Cifaretto at May 09, 2022 07:48 PM (roH4R)

287 The markets sharted like a Biden Market should today!

Depends are the new trading floor fashion accessory.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 09, 2022 07:48 PM (5JjSJ)

288 Why would the same people who would kill a baby care a wit about feeding them?

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2022 07:48 PM (2JoB8)

289 And here's a story which I posted early this morning about a racehorse which never took the lead. I thought it was sweet:

https://tinyurl.com/w7pbca8x

Posted by: FenlonSpoke at May 09, 2022 07:48 PM (fF2aM)

290 You'll need to pull out a Calculus book to decipher the second derivatives.
Posted by: Roy at May 09, 2022 07:46 PM (Ti+Tv)
........

You should be ashamed of yourself for saying something like that around here.

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2022 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

291 If horses can be athletes, then Secretariat is the GOAT.

"He's moving like a tremendous machine!"

His Belmont win by 31 lengths is such a statistical outlier. Most of the other Triple Crown winners would have been back with the pack. Closest would have been Affirmed, ten lengths back.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 09, 2022 07:49 PM (i0slg)

292 With the influx of illegals, many of them young pregnant women, the rampant crime to support said illegals, and the breakdown of supply lines, not surprising there's a baby formula shortage.

I wonder how much money the US Govt is currently spending to afford all this baby formula they hand out at the border.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 09, 2022 07:49 PM (YLc4r)

293 285 I can't imagine almost 1/3 of the country getting Covid in a period of 4 months.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 09, 2022 07:47 PM (jUOQH)

Especially when they are sitting at home, because they can't afford to go out anywhere.

Posted by: Roy at May 09, 2022 07:49 PM (Ti+Tv)

294
I like Big Macs
But my baby said bye

Posted by: Sir Lose-a-lot at May 09, 2022 07:49 PM (vrz2I)

295 285 I can't imagine almost 1/3 of the country getting Covid in a period of 4 months.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 09, 2022 07:47 PM (jUOQH

They won't, but the media will tell you they did.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 09, 2022 07:49 PM (9qSw/)

296 29 Sure let's be totally bipartisan. We'll willing to work with the uhhh MAGA ultra violet...umm ultra violent people. We can work together on things that manure.....matter.
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The above presidential statement does not smell right and it's mushy.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 09, 2022 07:49 PM (qfLjt)

297 Posted by: FenlonSpoke at May 09, 2022 07:45 PM (fF2aM)

What a wonderful dusty story Fenelon! Thank you.

Posted by: Infidel at May 09, 2022 07:49 PM (CAyKM)

298 When you want your special lady to know she's The One, and you want to dine on quality Arby's roast beef.

PLEASE DO NOT MENTION MY OLD LADY AND ROAST BEEF!
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Well, whose meat do you want?
Posted by: Ciampino

Keep your meat outta my mouf!
--Will Smith

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 09, 2022 07:49 PM (H4qIP)

299 Hmm. Sounds like husbands to me.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 09, 2022 07:45 PM (LOVUx)

lol

Posted by: Amber Heard at May 09, 2022 07:49 PM (SH2Zi)

300 259

Wut

The River City School Board, whose members have hated each other for 15 years

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2022 07:49 PM (R+bqd)

301 This Trevor Cadieu story is crazy.

He was going to be the top commander in CA last year...then charges of him doing *something* sexual years ago came up...and even after he agreed to retire they were still considering arresting him...and then he pops up in Ukraine with the Neo-NAZIs.

I'm guessing someone got an offer he couldn't refuse that he should have refused anyway.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:50 PM (ESjRY)

302 I can't stay up any longer
Everyone have a great evening, hope some funny stuff on the Cafe

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2022 07:50 PM (2JoB8)

303 Why would the same people who would kill a baby care a wit about feeding them?
Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2022 07:48 PM (2JoB

.......

Keeps the squalling down while you get them to the tool shed.

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2022 07:50 PM (v0R5T)

304 If you let us abort babies then the baby formula shortage would self correct. Posted by: Joe XiDen

And if we shut off the food supply the ice cream supply will return to normal. This is so necessary.

Posted by: N. Pelosi at May 09, 2022 07:50 PM (eHB9w)

305 Non-horse people tend to think of them as a kind of machine you turn on and off. But they have real personalities that often manifest themselves at unpredictable times.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2022 07:41 PM

We rate this as true.

Posted by: Catherine the Great at May 09, 2022 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)

306 Great news browndog.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2022 07:50 PM (ZLI7S)

307 I wish I had watched the race in real time.
At the end of the race, Rich Strike was still feisty as can be. He was trying to bite the horse of the official who was there to subdue the winner. I got a kick out of that.
I hope he wasn't juiced, but we would have known by now.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 09, 2022 07:51 PM (jTmQV)

308 It is Sec. of Transportation Pete B-U-T-T-I-J-I-Z-Z!!!!

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at May 09, 2022 07:51 PM (iucaD)

309 239 There was also evidently a recall.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2022 07:31 PM (3NKiY)
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Only of one line from one factory for one brand.
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It's more than that. Apparently there are two separate recalls currently in effect, both involving Abbott.

They recalled Similac, Alimentum, and Elecare on 2/17, then added a recall of additional Similac on 2/28. All recalled product comes from their Sturgis, MI plant.

http://bitly.ws/qPL2

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 09, 2022 07:51 PM (sWM8x)

310 I wanted to crow a bit because I'm proud of myself!

I'm on day two (48 hours in) of a three day fast!

Nothing but water and coffee.

Trying this as the stated health benefits are supposedly bigly.

Also hit the gym five days last week and three days this week so far!

Gaiiinnnzzz!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 09, 2022 07:51 PM (9qSw/)

311 I had my second moderna booster Fri afternoon at spousal insistence, the original two vacc shots left me in bed for two days (worse if not as long as the disease itself) and vomiting, the first booster a day-and-change of full body aches, this one about the same.

Posted by: JEM at May 09, 2022 07:27 PM (8erNz)

I'm sorry, JEM.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 09, 2022 07:51 PM (kf6Ak)

312 265
The more I reflect on COVID, the more I think it was 80% a political operation and 20% a serious issue. Reminded me Hurricane Katrina and the aftermath.

Posted by: Ralphie Cifaretto at May 09, 2022 07:51 PM (roH4R)

313 Was talking about asymptomatic actual infections, not asymptomatic people infecting others. Different subject.

And Trump and his team were successfully led/mau'mau'd/coerced down a disastrous path - yet note that ..... 98% of the planet was the same, or much worse. And so it remains. Find simple political explanations with faces and names, but public health and epidemiology collapsed as science-based fields, everywhere. I don't see them coming back to life, yet.

And behold the idiocy of the "vaccine" situation. Let's see actual data showing *any* benefit from the "vaccines". Did the trial efficacy patterns show up in the large public data? Not that I'm aware. Virus evolution and spread followed a typical path. I've yet to see anything backing the claim of "reduced severity", and also wonder how the hell you'd even be able to do such an analysis in this context.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2022 07:52 PM (OTzUX)

314 So, I think my son has Covid. Husband had it but has recovered. I don't think I can get something like Ivermectin. Any other suggestions?. He's supposed to graduate in less than a week and has one test to complete. Prayers would also be appreciated.

Posted by: FenlonSpoke at May 09, 2022 07:52 PM (fF2aM)

315 42 They're going to go overboard on the covid shit because that's the only thing Biden polled well on. It won't work because he did a shit job on that too.
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Please stop associating president mushmushbrains with excrement. We already know that and have to smell it every day already. Okay?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 09, 2022 07:52 PM (qfLjt)

316 " I rather enjoyed seeing [Liz Warren] cluck-cluck-cluck around on those chicken legs flapping her chicken wings."

Now I'll never get that image out of my head.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 09, 2022 07:52 PM (i0slg)

317 Turn those trading machines back on! I paid for those machines! They're mine! Make the markets go up!!

Posted by: Randolph Duke Biden at May 09, 2022 07:53 PM (5JjSJ)

318 Posted by: FenlonSpoke at May 09, 2022 07:48 PM (fF2aM)

+++

That is a sweet story. The few times I have been to the race track, Zippy Chippy or a facsimile has been the horse I have bet on.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 09, 2022 07:53 PM (gPXoQ)

319 Trouble in River City?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 09, 2022 07:53 PM (u73oe)

320 "Keep your meat outta my mouf!
--Will Smith"

Your wife's mouf is still ok though right?

Posted by: Sir Lose-a-lot at May 09, 2022 07:53 PM (vrz2I)

321 Did the trial efficacy patterns show up in the large public data? Not that I'm aware.

More people died after the clot shot was introduced then before.

It doesn't get any clearer then that.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:53 PM (ESjRY)

322 Off horse burning sock.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 09, 2022 07:53 PM (roH4R)

323 All accounts that I behaved in a sexually inappropriate manner on the set of my latest movie are hogwash. She didn't know her place; it happens.

Go Cubs.

Posted by: B. Murray at May 09, 2022 07:54 PM (eHB9w)

324 Any other suggestions?

Lots of Vit D.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:54 PM (ESjRY)

325 Obiden's FDA has shut down a major Similac and special health needs-baby formula plant for 3 months now over sanitation issues. No end in sight except more dead children.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 09, 2022 07:55 PM (Ndje9)

326 We got trouble.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2022 07:55 PM (R+bqd)

327 I can't imagine almost 1/3 of the country getting Covid in a period of 4 months.

How about the efficacy of the mRNA Vaxx !

Nearly no help at all to prevent getting the disease, doesn't make it any less afflicting, but it does dramatically raise the probability that your spouse will receive some insurance money for your passing.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 09, 2022 07:55 PM (AHeqJ)

328 "Reminded me Hurricane Katrina and the aftermath."

The media loves a good story even if they have to make one up.

Posted by: fd at May 09, 2022 07:55 PM (vrz2I)

329 Posted by: FenlonSpoke at May 09, 2022 07:52 PM (fF2aM)

Is your son very sick?
My daughter had it and basically just had a sore throat and sniffles.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 09, 2022 07:55 PM (kf6Ak)

330 Well, then I will say "Raised by anyone else" for Hunter Biden.

Posted by: FenlonSpoke at May 09, 2022 07:55 PM (fF2aM)

331 Re. current Covid cases... Ontario [pop. 17 million] reports no new C-19 deaths for the second time over the past thirty days.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 09, 2022 07:55 PM (Jtln5)

332 Greatest horse story evah !! is about Sergeant Reckless.

Gives me goosebumps thinking about it.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 09, 2022 07:55 PM (jUOQH)

333 I've yet to see anything backing the claim of "reduced severity", and also wonder how the hell you'd even be able to do such an analysis in this context.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2022 07:52 PM (OTzUX)

It's the same way we know what the temperature is "supposed" to be.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2022 07:56 PM (dscaa)

334 Posted by: FenlonSpoke at May 09, 2022 07:52 PM (fF2aM)

Is your son very sick?
My daughter had it and basically just had a sore throat and sniffles.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 09, 2022 07:55 PM (kf6Ak)

This. Stay isolated as much as possible. But live life. It's a cold, from my perspective.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 09, 2022 07:56 PM (SH2Zi)

335 I read somewhere that Putin was going to march captured prisoners in the Victory parade.
I wonder if the Canuck made the cut.
Could have been total b.s.
Also a violation of Geneva conventions, which may or may not apply, or maybe they never did...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 09, 2022 07:56 PM (jTmQV)

336 Old Row video is perfect.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 09, 2022 07:57 PM (Jtln5)

337 28 You want The Punisher

You'll settle for the Carter Bunny

You'll get The Gender Fluid D*ldo Fairy
----
I had a long discussion on turn-signal fluid and similar liquids recently with some of you. Orange. So what color is the Gender fluid?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 09, 2022 07:57 PM (qfLjt)

338 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 09, 2022 07:55 PM (kf6Ak)

He is sleeping A lot, has a sore throat and body aches with a 102 temp.

Posted by: FenlonSpoke at May 09, 2022 07:57 PM (fF2aM)

339 How about the efficacy of the mRNA Vaxx !

As a point to consider, the FNM tells me endlessly that China is smarter about how they handle COVID. And, if you believe the numbers, which you shouldn't, you can see why.

But the funny part of all this? China developed its own vaccine that is actually a traditional vaccine.

If you believe their numbers you should also have either bought SinoVac for the US, or developed a similiar one (India did with help from American/British scientists so it isn't that hard).

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:57 PM (ESjRY)

340 If I was going to cut off a body part from Johnny it would have been his dick and I hate dicks. So f'ing layoff about his sissy ass bitching about his finger; wasn't me. Besides how was supposed to know the pussy couldn't duck when I threw a gallon bottle of vodka at him.

Posted by: A. Heard at May 09, 2022 07:57 PM (eHB9w)

341 NPR's Tamara Keith: "The President and you have talked about 'the MAGA crowd' or the 'ultra-MAGA.' How does that jive with his desire to be the bipartisan guy?"

Jibe, you peawit. The word you're misusing is jibe.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 09, 2022 07:57 PM (ZsR3z)

342 So what color is the Gender fluid?

White and kind of goopy. Would you like me to show you?

Posted by: The Gender Fluid D*ldo Fairy at May 09, 2022 07:58 PM (ESjRY)

343 I read somewhere that Putin was going to march captured prisoners in the Victory parade.

==

Oh yeas, naked, wearing sign saying "fuck Ukraine with a coconut. "

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2022 07:58 PM (V13WU)

344 Secretariat ... Belmont win by 31 lengths...
Posted by: Ignoramus

I just imagine all the other horses becoming utterly demoralized, giving up, trotting. "What's the use?"

Posted by: mindful webworker - wants to go back to last week and place some bets..... at May 09, 2022 07:58 PM (BirRk)

345 How does that jive with his desire to be the bipartisan guy?"

===

Jibe, you peawit. The word you're misusing is jibe.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 09, 2022 07:57 PM

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Jive Turkey at May 09, 2022 07:59 PM (a3Q+t)

346 Did the russkis produce the body (Cadieu)? I mean alive, of course. Have been taking a break from the russki media, scrupulously avoid our own.

No secret that lots of loose nuts and bolts rushed to Ukraine - not surprising and not unusual. And the russkis oddly talked about volunteers from Syria, who could never be of much value, but haven't seen any mention of them in action at any point.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2022 07:59 PM (OTzUX)

347 The thing with Rich Strike is that he starts out at the back of the pack and it's like "what am I doing here?" He starts unwinding and the jockey just keeps working him on up. But that final stretch is just so amazing. He just smokes them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 09, 2022 07:59 PM (5HBd1)

348 Fenelon, you can get quercetin at a health food store.

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2022 07:59 PM (V13WU)

349 Also a violation of Geneva conventions, which may or may not apply, or maybe they never did...

I presume mercs are entitled to Geneva conventions. But...the Ukes already did this crap to Russian prisoners so I'm guessing the Russians will respond in kind if they want.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 07:59 PM (ESjRY)

350 I think this is one time where the announced COOF numbers are low. Because people are testing at home and not reporting it. I know as many people who have it this last several weeks as I did during previous "surges".

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2022 07:59 PM (dscaa)

351 33 That Easter bunny vid was disturbing. Biden looked terrified. Seriously, this man is not right in the head.
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You can't know that. Do you know what that man goes through everyday with that (not-always-)Easter Bunny?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 09, 2022 07:59 PM (qfLjt)

352 Who knew the repercussions that would redound for three decades after George Bush 1 bombed the baby milk factory! History is fascinating!

Posted by: Happy Harry at May 09, 2022 08:00 PM (g6+Ik)

353 I like horse racing movies. Seabiscuit was enjoyable, a little over the top in dramatization, and the Secretariat movie was good, with very interesting facts about the owner.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 09, 2022 08:00 PM (lz5hY)

354 No secret that lots of loose nuts and bolts rushed to Ukraine - not surprising and not unusual

Well...for LTs or such no. For the top brass from a western country? Has this happened in the modern era before?

It would be like Milley or Mattis getting captured...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 08:01 PM (ESjRY)

355 Secretariat ... Belmont win by 31 lengths...
Posted by: Ignoramus

I just imagine all the other horses becoming utterly demoralized, giving up, trotting. "What's the use?"
Posted by: mindful webworker

Sounds like me on the way to the pub for happy hour. Did I ever tell you about my ex-wife, what a piece of work. Can you spare $10.00?

Posted by: J. Depp at May 09, 2022 08:01 PM (eHB9w)

356 Do you know what that man goes through everyday with that (not-always-)Easter Bunny?

I imagine his inner life makes Alice in Wonderland look like Dick and Jane.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 09, 2022 08:01 PM (ZsR3z)

357 It's probably against Geneva conventions to do a General Call Up of every male ages 18 to 60 and give them weapons.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 09, 2022 08:02 PM (jTmQV)

358 At the end of the race, Rich Strike was still feisty as can be. He was trying to bite the horse of the official who was there to subdue the winner. I got a kick out of that.
I hope he wasn't juiced, but we would have known by now.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 09, 2022 07:51 PM (jTmQV)

Probably not juiced, just a thoroughbred. They are flighty nervous horses as a rule and when they are doing their job, which is to run, they can get kinda mean. Stupid millenials commenting that "he's trying to eat the other horse!!" No. He's a dominant stud showing the other horse who is boss. That's nature, you switch playing no nothings!!!

Posted by: Moki at May 09, 2022 08:02 PM (JrN/x)

359 Fenelon, you can get quercetin at a health food store.
Posted by: runner at May 09, 2022 07:59 PM

And zinc, if it hasn't been mentioned. Quercetin helps transport the zinc into the cell.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 09, 2022 08:02 PM (a3Q+t)

360 I just recently met a guy who told me he was in a coma for 45 days with Covid. I knew people who had it and some who died from it so believe it is no shit serious. I'm also thankful that I seem to have been one of the lucky ones who only had a mild case.
I don't think the mask and lockdown hysteria and then the vaxs had much impact though, and it would have run it's course about the same naturally.

Posted by: fd at May 09, 2022 08:02 PM (vrz2I)

361 CNN: The "far right" will commit violence due to the impending overturning of Roe v. Wade.

Second Right to Life organization in Oregon was molotoved last night. That's two in four days. Someone needs to do something about these far right, Amish, white supremacists before this gets out of hand.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 09, 2022 08:02 PM (Dohs6)

362 Cafe Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 09, 2022 08:02 PM (PiwSw)

363 I like horse racing movies. Seabiscuit was enjoyable, a little over the top in dramatization, and the Secretariat movie was good, with very interesting facts about the owner. Posted by: bill in arkansas

One Word: Hildago.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 09, 2022 08:02 PM (eHB9w)

364 Trouble. We got great big trouble. With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for pool!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 09, 2022 08:03 PM (u73oe)

365 I don't think any government data about Covid are credible.

Here's an anecdote. I had my truck towed to the shop during the height of the pandemic. The tow truck driver told me about his neighbor, whose son had just died of a drug overdose. No insurance and very little money. The hospital told her the bill was $26,000 if his death was due to an overdose. It was zero if his death was due to Covid. She agreed to write it up as Covid.

How reliable do you think Covid hospitalization and death data are?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 09, 2022 08:03 PM (sWM8x)

366 Hey they caught Bonnie and Lurch.

Posted by: fd at May 09, 2022 08:03 PM (vrz2I)

367 He is sleeping A lot, has a sore throat and body aches with a 102 temp.
Posted by: FenlonSpoke at May 09, 2022 07:57 PM (fF2aM

Influenza is still a thing . Unfortunately they guessed wrong on the main strain so the vax was basically useless.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 09, 2022 08:03 PM (jUOQH)

368 Carnation Milk. Best in the land. Comes to the table in a little, red can. No teats to pull. No hay to pitch. Just punch a hole in the sonofabitch!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, gots milk at May 09, 2022 08:03 PM (n/szn)

369 I didn’t wear a mask after June 2020. I got zero vaxes. And by some miracle I am still alive weird how that works

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at May 09, 2022 08:03 PM (ub2FJ)

370 No POWs in the parade, but there was a small detachment of armored vehicles from the "militias" of Lugansk and Donetsk.

For those interested it is interesting to see the film of the enormous procession of German POWs that were marched through Red Square during WWII. Easily found on UToob.*

Yeah a violation of the Conventions. But, um, this was after a few *million* Soviet POWs had died through abuse and neglect at German hands.

* based on last night, looks like the vapid unworldly-for-their-age tech airheads who censor UToob have finally gotten around to suppressing russki media - standard stuff that has its own long-standing channels there redirected to stupid Ukrainian media

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2022 08:04 PM (OTzUX)

371 There are rumors that Putin's mistress/wife is pregnant again. Number 5 with this one. Which makes it 8 total.

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2022 08:04 PM (V13WU)

372 Fen,
Vitamin D, Vitamin C, Zinc, Quercetin.
those will all help

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 09, 2022 08:04 PM (5HBd1)

373 Any other suggestions?

Lots of Vit D.

Exercise, lose weight, more sleep, eat nutritious foods, find ways to reduce stress.

The successful techniques that have worked for all of human history.

In short, look up every tool and trick out there to combat insulin resistance. Not saying that this is insulin related, but the data sure screams it - plus the same techniques also reduce BP, bad cholesterol and aid in better sleep and greater disease resistance.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 09, 2022 08:04 PM (AHeqJ)

374 347 The thing with Rich Strike is that he starts out at the back of the pack and it's like "what am I doing here?" He starts unwinding and the jockey just keeps working him on up. But that final stretch is just so amazing. He just smokes them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 09, 2022 07:59 PM (5HBd1)

+++
Seemed impossible.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 09, 2022 08:04 PM (gPXoQ)

375 "I presume mercs are entitled to Geneva conventions."

They aren't. (API Article 47)

Posted by: Moki at May 09, 2022 08:05 PM (JrN/x)

376 314 So, I think my son has Covid. Husband had it but has recovered. I don't think I can get something like Ivermectin. Any other suggestions?. He's supposed to graduate in less than a week and has one test to complete. Prayers would also be appreciated.
Posted by: FenlonSpoke at May 09, 2022 07:52 PM (fF2aM)

Fen,

You can get the 1% injectable from Valley Vet.

Order 3ml syringes from Amazon, and add the solution to some OJ and down the hatch.

See the FLCCC for Ivermectin protocols, or Ann Barnhardt.

I've done it, and it works!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 09, 2022 08:05 PM (BgMrQ)

377 Ivermectin is available in the US, without prescription. But spendy.

https://form.jotform.com. /220444444198154

Mind the gap.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 09, 2022 08:05 PM (u82oZ)

378 >>> Any other suggestions?. He's supposed to graduate in less than a week and has one test to complete. Prayers would also be appreciated.
Posted by: FenlonSpoke at May 09, 2022 07:52 PM (fF2aM)

I had a bad sore throat for about 2 days and ibuprofen helped. After that it was just a lingering sinus infection. Then the best thing I did was the saline nasal sprays that I used to irrigate and clean out my nasal passages. If he doesn't have covid but a bacterial strain like streptococcus then antibiotics will knock that out quickly. I got tested and it was positive for covid and they just say well good luck with that.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 09, 2022 08:07 PM (0fVbu)

379 He is sleeping A lot, has a sore throat and body aches with a 102 temp.
Posted by: FenlonSpoke at May 09, 2022 07:57 PM (fF2aM)

If you don't have the link, here is the FLCC protocol

https://tinyurl.com/734tn23e

Control the fever too, of course
Prayers

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 09, 2022 08:07 PM (kf6Ak)

380 Cool trivia fact: The English lady who was the basis for the governess of the King of Thailand’s children in “Anna and the King of Siam,” and it’s musical version “The King and I,” was the great aunt (that is, his grandfather’s sister) of William Henry Pratt, better known by his stage name of “Boris Karloff” — I.e, the original Frankenstein’s Monster (1931) and the Grinch Who Stole Christmas (1960s).

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2022 08:08 PM (R+bqd)

381 Funny, I think I saw the "news" about the Canadian General in Mariupol two or three weeks ago but without any followup. Which you'd think they'd have done if it were true the first time around.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at May 09, 2022 08:08 PM (3G/qn)

382 May have already been noted: the cafe is open

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=399046

Posted by: mindful webworker - I'll have a root bear float at May 09, 2022 08:09 PM (BirRk)

383 Oh this is too good. The UN passed a resolution banning mercs years ago. Seriously. And one of the signatories? UKRAINE. HAHAHAHA

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2022 08:09 PM (ESjRY)

384 Posted by: fd at May 09, 2022 08:02 PM (vrz2I)

Got my SiL in the fall of 2020. It really was shocking. She had comorbids though.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 09, 2022 08:10 PM (cknjq)

385 66 I tasted breast milk once. It tasted like cantaloupe.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 09, 2022 07:12 PM (UuD2k)

That's the last thing I would have guessed breast milk would taste like.
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Maybe the woman had some cantaloupe? Just like asparagus taints everything ..... specially pee.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 09, 2022 08:10 PM (qfLjt)

386 I believe nothing the “news” tells me about the Ukistan skirmish. Millions of people with phone in the country and no video ever seems to be available showing the “horrors” inflicted by eeeeevil Putin. We have 10 million daily videos of cats doing funny shit but nothing out of the #1 news story of 2022. That makes sense.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at May 09, 2022 08:11 PM (ub2FJ)

387 375 "I presume mercs are entitled to Geneva conventions."

They aren't. (API Article 47)

Posted by: Moki
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https://youtu.be/wRWCK9zGynA

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 09, 2022 08:11 PM (sAmhv)

388 Fen,the vit D is really important in fighting covid

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 09, 2022 08:14 PM (kf6Ak)

389 When you want your special lady to know she's The One, and you want to dine on quality Arby's roast beef.

ISWYDT

Posted by: Hope Solo at May 09, 2022 08:24 PM (yQpMk)

390 68
GO TOWARD THE LIGHT, COLBERT, GO TOWARD THE LIGHT!!!
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DON'T LOOK AT THE LIGHT!
I CAN'T HELP IT, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL ...zzzztt
(Posted by: Random Bug - "It's A Bug's Life")

Posted by: Ciampino at May 09, 2022 08:28 PM (qfLjt)

391 @386

>>I believe nothing the “news” tells me about the Ukistan skirmish.

As has been noted, everything is an Op, when one Op ends, another Op commando rolls in to take it's place.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2022 08:31 PM (v2CHY)

392 "*Entertainers* in LA need to know this is a justice system that will protect them."

Posted by: scotta at May 09, 2022 08:32 PM (pw/Wr)

393 76 RE: baby formula shortage

Since the Dems are ALL IN on abortion and eliminating the human race, they will just use this as one more reason why the human race should stop breeding.

Fewer humans being born (or, preferably, MORE humans being killed in the womb) means less need for baby formula. QED.
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Or maybe more women should give up a little convenience and breastfeed!

Posted by: Ciampino at May 09, 2022 08:33 PM (qfLjt)

394 85 Has the White House projected anything correctly?

Rhetorical question. No they haven't.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2022 07:14 PM

Vomit. And or shit.
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That AND, are you implying that Marshmallow 'FJB' Brains can now multitask?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 09, 2022 08:35 PM (qfLjt)

395 86 Also, what's going on with the torched food processing centers. There's been like a dozen of them and nobody's talking about it.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 09, 2022 07:13 PM (eyxn4)

FBI put out a notice about cyberattacks on food processing. After those had happened, of course.
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Is the FBI saying that the computers started the fires? We have AI arsonists now? What, we taught our computers destructive pastimes? Chess no longer good enough?
(Posted by: Isaac Asimov's Positronic Brain)

Posted by: Ciampino at May 09, 2022 08:39 PM (qfLjt)

396 Maybe Iraq bombed our baby milk factories. ---- Peter Arnett

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 09, 2022 08:43 PM (jUOQH)

397 88 I create computer passwords with variations on the names of kids and pets, so I'll remember them. Hunter Biden picked "analf–k69", so he'd remember it.

So, here's a contest. Is there anything else we can learn about the Bidens that we'd be surprised by?

My pick is that Step-Mom of the Year Doctor Jill was shtupping Hunter.
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'WAS' ? (or IS)

Posted by: Ciampino at May 09, 2022 08:43 PM (qfLjt)

398 "A NEW SEASON OF DEATH: White House predicts 100 million new covid cases in fall and winter."

The wonderful thing about this is double jabbed, double boosted Karen will be most effected. The jab protection is momentary, 3-4 months is nothing. In return every jab has damaged her immune system, CD8 cell count being the most dramatic. As ADE and OAS kicks in Karen will have covid about 3 times a year, each case hammering her immune system.

Every jab, every covid infection causes micro-clots. Ask for a D-dimer test one week after a jab. It will show positive for dissolving clots. Platelet count be dangerously low. You might bleed in your brain.

In three years, Covid will be continuous in Karen. She will spread the latest variant to her friends who will give a different variant to her. In five years Karen will have full blown AIDS and will be dying of cancers.

Posted by: Flimflamed at May 09, 2022 08:45 PM (pFx0o)

399 92 She turned me into a cantaloupe.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 09, 2022 07:14 PM

A cantaloupe?!
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Isn't reel life what happens on film?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 09, 2022 08:47 PM (qfLjt)

400 I think it was just last week that Juan Williams, on some Fox show with several talking heads, was crowing about how the Dow was up 900 points.

Also, ditto on #179. Baby formula is one of those items that were kept locked up because of thieves. And with the past year of immigrants who do not follow the law, there are more young mouths to feed. Nature will find a way, after all.

Posted by: Another Anon at May 09, 2022 09:05 PM (bW28E)

401 To the comments on why we have DA GAG-con in LA.

He is nothing but the recipient of "Ballot Harvesting" which went nation wide during 2020. Scum of the earth that he is.

Gotta recall this bitch!! But...ballot harvesting...ya see how they do this now.

Stalin..."It is not who votes that count..."it is WHO counts the votes."

It is about tearing down the pillar of "Law & Order" in this country.

Civil wars are started on principles such as these.

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 09, 2022 09:25 PM (J00IM)

402 Either Putin bombed our baby milk plant or there are more illegal immigrants in the country needing formula than anticipated by that office near the White House from which the president says things.

Posted by: mpputtre at May 09, 2022 10:23 PM (/77uJ)

403 Pete Bootygrease.

Posted by: sic721 at May 10, 2022 12:08 PM (prahh)

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