Mid-Morning Art Thread

Landseer Cattle.jpeg

The Wild Cattle Of Chillingham
Edwin Henry Landseer

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 1 comment rule [CBD]

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 09:30 AM (LvTSG)

2 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 09:31 AM (arJlL)

3 This is a load of bull

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 09:31 AM (bg3iC)

4 Family portrait?

Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2022 09:31 AM (AwYPR)

5 Where is Chillingham ?

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 09:32 AM (arJlL)

6 Beefy physique

Posted by: Tuna at May 13, 2022 09:32 AM (gLRfa)

7 Like that bull only has one wife...pfffttt

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 13, 2022 09:32 AM (Pu/aU)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

9 FOOD!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

10 Chillingbeef

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 09:32 AM (QzpS1)

11 Hook 'em.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 09:32 AM (bg3iC)

12 Mad cow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

13 5 Where is Chillingham ?
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 09:32 AM (arJlL)

Just north of Burningham.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 13, 2022 09:33 AM (tt9eU)

14 Nice toupee, cow.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 09:33 AM (6FeV1)

15 I like that one, the composition is very powerful. I like the rendering, too. Not sure I would hang, but it would be nice to come across it in a book of paintings.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 13, 2022 09:33 AM (p+1gI)

16 I just finished reading Peter S. Beagle's wonderful classic, The Last Unicorn.

So when I saw papa bull up there standing proud over his family, my first thought was, "He should be Red!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 09:33 AM (YIVH2)

17 Would hang at my ranch but I don’t have a ranch

Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 09:34 AM (Gwilz)

18 Landseer.
Beefpainter.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 09:34 AM (6FeV1)

19 Elmer, Elsie, and Beulah.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2022 09:34 AM (7bRMQ)

20
Udderly boring.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2022 09:34 AM (dQvv7)

21 Like that bull only has one wife...pfffttt
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

So he's magnanimous !

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 09:34 AM (arJlL)

22 This seems like something that should be hanging at Rancher Bob's place.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

23 Wild Women of Wongo was Landseer's other big hit of the era.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2022 09:34 AM (XG2Fi)

24 Wild Cattle

Woah, Frank is standing on rock! We're so crazy!

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 09:34 AM (QzpS1)

25 Under Bidenflation, how much do you think they are worth per pound?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 09:34 AM (YIVH2)

26 The expression on that bull's face!

Posted by: davidt at May 13, 2022 09:34 AM (sReZj)

27 The top one looks like the old Merrill Lynch bull logo!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 09:34 AM (txdEq)

28 Crossed the streams this morning. Commented on the MR about the painting. Oops!
Lovely painting CBD. Would hang since we live in Maga cattle country.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 13, 2022 09:35 AM (2NHgQ)

29 Chillingham painted a chillin' picture of Chilren cattle.

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at May 13, 2022 09:35 AM (UgAdJ)

30 Moo

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2022 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

31 Papa bull is saying, "SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 09:35 AM (6FeV1)

32 Udderly boring.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2022 09:34 AM (dQvv7)

I herd that!

We don't need your snark, so just hoof it out of here.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 09:35 AM (XIJ/X)

33 White cows doing white cow things. I like it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 09:35 AM (uia9V)

34 That is a big ass bull. Yet another reason not to go messing with apex animals.

Posted by: Blacksheep at May 13, 2022 09:35 AM (6mvRv)

35 Moo
Posted by: redridinghood

Moo who ?

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 09:35 AM (arJlL)

36 bull checking out another piece of ass

Posted by: REDACTED at May 13, 2022 09:36 AM (us2H3)

37 Pleas don't angus with cow puns today.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2022 09:36 AM (XG2Fi)

38 Moo noo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 09:36 AM (6FeV1)

39 Under Bidenflation, how much do you think they are worth per pound?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 09:34 AM (YIVH2)



I didn't know this, but in discussions with a rancher friend on securing a cow for slaughter, he'd mentioned that a TON of houses closed during the pandemic and anything still open has a YEAR PLUS waiting list.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

40 I like the style
No bull shit either

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 13, 2022 09:36 AM (iFrHf)

41 Ed's done a whole bunch of doggie art. None playing cards or anything, but they are nice. would hang

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 09:36 AM (QzpS1)

42 Any cheeseburger pictures?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2022 09:36 AM (i/Mme)

43 That bull isn't very horny

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 13, 2022 09:37 AM (Pu/aU)

44 Would hang...upside down on a chain...after first using a knocking gun.

Posted by: Wally at May 13, 2022 09:37 AM (FJYfm)

45 Pleas don't angus with cow puns today.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2022 09:36 AM (XG2Fi)

Cud you be more specific?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2022 09:37 AM (7bRMQ)

46 Jus' chewin' da cud.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

47 There's a 1 comment rule now?

And why did Immediately flash on Zeus seducing fair maidens when I first looked at this picture?

Posted by: High Plains Deplorable at May 13, 2022 09:37 AM (Mw3ow)

48 That picture is right before I took the bull by the horns. It's a metaphor. But it really happened.

Posted by: White Goodman at May 13, 2022 09:37 AM (KYKwc)

49 I like the style
No bull shit either
Posted by: Skip's phone

So, its not a campaign poster....

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 09:37 AM (arJlL)

50 Pleas don't angus with cow puns today.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2022 09:36 AM (XG2Fi)

Don't worry, I'll steer clear.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 09:37 AM (6FeV1)

51 Ah, my next victims!

Posted by: Glue Factory at May 13, 2022 09:38 AM (7bRMQ)

52 This would look nice on a wall and work great for target practice. It's a hoo-fer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2022 09:38 AM (XG2Fi)

53 Nice...relaxing....and vigilant.

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 13, 2022 09:38 AM (UkqCM)

54 For the second time, I'm re-reading (actually listening to an audiobook version while driving) of early 20th century veterinarian James Herriot's initial book "All Creatures Great and Small."

Wonderful and most amusing. The British TV series based on it and of the same name was very well done; both highly recommended (will move you to tears & laughter).

Man, what a difference a century makes ... (I've always said I was born a century or three to late).

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 09:38 AM (93Arc)

55 Anti-Glowbull Warming art.

I like it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

56 I like spotted cows better.

Pretty pikchur. Monarch of the Fields?

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 13, 2022 09:38 AM (MIKMs)

57 Co-worker has cows, bull was so big it broke a cow trying to mate it and cow had to be put down. Bull went shortly after and his son got to take over the herd.

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 13, 2022 09:38 AM (iFrHf)

58 Moo who ?
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 09:35 AM (arJlL)
******
Moo goo gai pan

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2022 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

59 The last of the wild cattle...

Posted by: Stick this fish in your ear at May 13, 2022 09:39 AM (BySB9)

60 Udderly boring.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2022 09:34 AM (dQvv7)
I herd that!
We don't need your snark, so just hoof it out of here.

Keep an eye round on that guy. It might look like he is retreating, but he is trying to flank you.

Posted by: fluffy at May 13, 2022 09:39 AM (UnQlg)

61 Alternate AoSHQ title: "The Paolos."

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 09:39 AM (93Arc)

62 Cebuuuuu!

https://youtu.be/_uv8Ej4CEoQ

Posted by: Larry at May 13, 2022 09:39 AM (nfrXX)

63 He also did some Midsummer Night's Dream paintings that are pretty tripindicular.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 09:39 AM (QzpS1)

64 Moo goo gai pan
Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2022 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

More goo to go!!!!

Posted by: Durr Bob Hartley at May 13, 2022 09:40 AM (6FeV1)

65 You better steak your claim before it's gone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

66 What does this have to do with Friday the 13th?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2022 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

67 Pretty pikchur. Monarch of the Fields?

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 13, 2022 09:38 AM (MIKMs)

Th' Bull of the Woods.

Posted by: Dusty Rhodes at May 13, 2022 09:40 AM (7bRMQ)

68 I see neither hide nor hair of a problem with this painting.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 09:40 AM (txdEq)

69 What does this have to do with Friday the 13th?
Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2022 09:40 AM (NpAcC)



It's bullshit?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

70 I like the random frog in the corner.

"I like the rendering of the cattle and landscape. Very peaceful and charming, but you know what would tie it all together? A frog."

Posted by: Kris at May 13, 2022 09:40 AM (OyyDO)

71 I came here today to kick ass and chew my cud...

Posted by: Bull at May 13, 2022 09:40 AM (sReZj)

72 I looked them up and they are still exist, although there aren't very many. They are small cattle in a small herd, but the bull looks unconvinced of that.

Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2022 09:41 AM (MzKgG)

73 So, grabbing the bull by the horns is out, no?

Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2022 09:41 AM (88xKn)

74 The bull is looking at the guy coming to collect the sperm for the new breeding program.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 13, 2022 09:41 AM (Pu/aU)

75 "I like the rendering of the cattle and landscape. Very peaceful and charming, but you know what would tie it all together? A frog."
Posted by: Kris at May 13, 2022 09:40 AM (OyyDO)
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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 09:41 AM (YIVH2)

76 Only fine cattle such as these are used for the rich Corinthian leather that you find in the new Monte Carlo automobile.

Posted by: R. Montalban at May 13, 2022 09:42 AM (XG2Fi)

77 Moo who ?
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 09:35 AM (arJlL)
******
Moo goo gai pan
Posted by: redridinghood

How come its never moo goo girl pan ?

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 09:42 AM (arJlL)

78 Nice toupee, cow.

lol! It looks like he got a perm.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 13, 2022 09:42 AM (nxdel)

79 There's a 1 comment rule now?

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Heh.

Out: FIRST!
In: CURSED!

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 09:42 AM (93Arc)

80 James Herriot's initial book "All Creatures Great and Small."

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 09:38 AM (93Arc)

The next ones are almost as good. What sweet and innocent books! And they are historically accurate, so the glimpse into the lives of Yorkshire farmers is fascinating.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 09:43 AM (XIJ/X)

81 Skip. Yep, have friends who raise cattle. They are waiting for last year's crop of cows to beef up so that they wouldn't be killed by the bulls during breeding. The older cows will than become hamburger. Aw, the circle of cow life.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 13, 2022 09:43 AM (2NHgQ)

82 76 Only fine cattle such as these are used for the rich Corinthian leather that you find in the new Monte Carlo automobile.

Posted by: R. Montalban at May 13, 2022 09:42 AM (XG2Fi)

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Two Corinthians and a bull walk into a bar ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 09:43 AM (93Arc)

83 78 Nice toupee, cow.

lol! It looks like he got a perm.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 13, 2022 09:42 AM (nxdel)

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I had it first!

Posted by: Sterling Holloway at May 13, 2022 09:44 AM (XG2Fi)

84 I enjoy the way Landseer captures the form and musculature of the animals in his paintings and brings in a slightly romanticized aspect with the poses. I don't know how but he manages to get a sheen on the coats that emphasizes the form and hair, reflecting the light. It is pleasant to view and carries an emotional aspect that is pleasing.

BTW, Landseer has a sense of humor and whimsy. Check out some of his other paintings such as the scene from A Midsummer Night's Dream or The Monkey That Had Seen The World.

Posted by: JTB at May 13, 2022 09:44 AM (7EjX1)

85 70 I like the random frog in the corner.

"I like the rendering of the cattle and landscape. Very peaceful and charming, but you know what would tie it all together? A frog."
Posted by: Kris at May 13, 2022 09:40 AM (OyyDO)

It's a bullfrog. Daddy bull was adventurous in his youth.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 13, 2022 09:44 AM (tt9eU)

86 lol! It looks like he got a perm.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 13, 2022 09:42 AM (nxdel)

"Who?!?!? Who just said i do not look fantastic?!?!? I will straight up cut a heifer!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 09:44 AM (6FeV1)

87 Oh, that is just stunning! I could look at that bull's face all day.

Posted by: creeper at May 13, 2022 09:44 AM (cTCuP)

88 For the second time, I'm re-reading (actually listening to an audiobook version while driving) of early 20th century veterinarian James Herriot's initial book "All Creatures Great and Small."

On topic for the art, I think the chapter "The Bull in the Bowler Hat" may be one of the literally LOL, funniest things I've ever read.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2022 09:45 AM (nfrXX)

89 Did you hear about the old bull and baby bull? They were walking up a small hill, and as they crested it, they saw 50 or 60 cows in the pasture below. Baby bull started jumping up and down, saying: "Boss! Boss! Look at all those cows! Let's run down there an f**k us one!" Old bull replied: "I have a better idea kid. Let's walk down there and f**k 'em all."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 13, 2022 09:45 AM (lGrs1)

90 Okay I'm not seeing a frog.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 13, 2022 09:45 AM (nxdel)

91 Very pleasing painting

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2022 09:45 AM (TQlM9)

92 He also did an art series of dogs smoking pipes.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 09:45 AM (QzpS1)

93 This is about White privilege.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2022 09:45 AM (NpAcC)

94 Okay I'm not seeing a frog.
Posted by: Jewells45

Lower l/h corner

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 09:45 AM (arJlL)

95 Okay I'm not seeing a frog.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 13, 2022 09:45 AM (nxdel)

It's disguised as a rock.

Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2022 09:46 AM (AwYPR)

96

So, 2 guys and cowsuits... Top Secret!

Posted by: Maintenance Jack at May 13, 2022 09:46 AM (7DYli)

97 70 I like the random frog in the corner.

"I like the rendering of the cattle and landscape. Very peaceful and charming, but you know what would tie it all together? A frog."

Posted by: Kris at May 13, 2022 09:40 AM (OyyDO)

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Heh. I thought it was a small tortoise.

Frog, tortoise, same thing ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 09:46 AM (93Arc)

98 It's amazing to think about. Since the internal combustion engine pretty much supplanted the horse for our transportation, the existence of the cow makes more difference in our lives -- positive difference -- than any other animal. Meat, milk, butter, and cheese, bone meal, hides, fertilizer, keeping grass "mowed" . . . if the horse disappeared tomorrow, not much difference; if the cow vanished, wow!

Negative effects, yes, there are bacteria and viruses and insects. But for adding value to the human condition, it's hard to surpass cattle.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 09:46 AM (txdEq)

99 Okay I'm not seeing a frog.
Posted by: Jewells45

Lower l/h corner
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 09:45 AM (arJlL)
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Once you see it, you can't unsee it..

ALL GLORY TO THEY HYPNOTOAD!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 09:47 AM (YIVH2)

100 ALL GLORY TO THEY HYPNOTOAD!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 09:47 AM (YIVH2)

BRZRZRZRZRZRRZZZRRZZRZRZRZRZRZ

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 09:47 AM (6FeV1)

101 I really like the face of the bull. It's very well done. Great detail. He actually has personality. The whole animal is beautifully rendered.

Posted by: Kris at May 13, 2022 09:47 AM (OyyDO)

102 How'd he get the cows to stand still for that long?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

103 There are four frogs!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 09:47 AM (bg3iC)

104 I shall title it Steak Milk and Veal.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 13, 2022 09:48 AM (8V7Xz)

105 Also a whole series on cats with monkeys. O, I should say, monkeys with cats as the paintings would imply.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 09:48 AM (QzpS1)

106 Moo.

Posted by: pookysgirl, staying on-topic at May 13, 2022 09:48 AM (XKZwp)

107 Mama cow is sick of her husband's shit.
Baby cow is just embarrassed, as always.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 09:48 AM (6FeV1)

108 The whole animal is beautifully rendered.
ISWYDT

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 13, 2022 09:48 AM (lGrs1)

109 102 How'd he get the cows to stand still for that long?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

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He aimed car headlights at them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2022 09:48 AM (XG2Fi)

110 Ya'll are seeing things. That's a fern leaf or something. Doesn't look like a frog.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 13, 2022 09:48 AM (nxdel)

111 It looks like they are all reacting to the frog. WTF is this?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 09:49 AM (bg3iC)

112 What does this have to do with Friday the 13th?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2022 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

I didn't notice, otherwise I might have been tempted to use this as the embiggening click...

https://tinyurl.com/mr23c4h8

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 09:49 AM (XIJ/X)

113 The next ones are almost as good. What sweet and innocent books! And they are historically accurate, so the glimpse into the lives of Yorkshire farmers is fascinating.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 09:43 AM (XIJ/X)

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Indeed. Even in my father's generation (listening to him & his friends tell stories of their youth), most people were what we'd call "characters" ... but today? Not so much.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 09:49 AM (93Arc)

114 Near the bull's tail, there's a bird looking directly at the frog. It's like the frog and the bird are having a Mexican standoff and the cows just wandered into the scene...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 09:49 AM (YIVH2)

115 Only fine cattle such as these are used for the rich Corinthian leather that you find in the new Monte Carlo automobile.
Posted by: R. Montalban at May 13, 2022


***
No, Ricardo, that was the Chrysler Cordoba. I'm not sure GM ever put leather in Monte Carlos, though they should have.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 09:49 AM (txdEq)

116 Best Treatment? Vent Your Spleen - a limerick

A country veterinarian named Hammett
Saw conditions that covered the gamut
But he insisted, "Sir, please
It's not Mad Cow Disease,
It's bovine spongiform encephalopathy, Dammit!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 09:49 AM (kXYt5)

117 Okay I'm not seeing a frog.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 13, 2022 09:45 AM (nxdel)


Right next to the cat.

Posted by: spindrift at May 13, 2022 09:49 AM (h5TKJ)

118 The frog is a herald of doom.

A bringer of woe.

Lathspell, I name him. Ill news is an ill guest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 09:49 AM (LvTSG)

119 Posted by: Jewells45 at May 13, 2022 09:48 AM (nxdel)

I thought it was a big snail.

Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2022 09:50 AM (88xKn)

120 One of my elderly dogs likes to lay out in the sun in the mornings. White and black against the deep green of the grass looks just like spotted cows in the fatlands (intentional) of NoIL and SWI.

I like the spotted cows better.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 13, 2022 09:50 AM (MIKMs)

121 A few hints in this column suggesting that Ammo Grrrll is a likely lurker in these parts.

Steve Inman, boating accidents...

https://tinyurl.com/yckttdx6

Posted by: Half Dozen at May 13, 2022 09:50 AM (Fp/Wz)

122 I thought the frog was a woman's slipper. My visual cortex doesn't do parsing for logical consistency very well.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 09:50 AM (QzpS1)

123 102 How'd he get the cows to stand still for that long?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

Fergus McCoy Taxidermy,LLC.

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2022 09:50 AM (Vr12I)

124 No, Ricardo, that was the Chrysler Cordoba. I'm not sure GM ever put leather in Monte Carlos, though they should have.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 09:49 AM (txdEq)

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Where's that Tattoo? I'll kick his miserable midget ass for this!

Posted by: R. Montalban at May 13, 2022 09:50 AM (XG2Fi)

125 Ya'll are seeing things. That's a fern leaf or something. Doesn't look like a frog.

Nope. Click to get the higher rez image and then zoom in. It's a frog.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2022 09:51 AM (nfrXX)

126 When an artist puts something in a work like that frog, does it usually represent the artist?

Posted by: davidt at May 13, 2022 09:51 AM (sReZj)

127 Ya'll are seeing things. That's a fern leaf or something. Doesn't look like a frog.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 13, 2022 09:48 AM (nxdel)

Below the rock next to the calf's rump roast.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2022 09:51 AM (7bRMQ)

128 I really like the face of the bull. It's very well done. Great detail. He actually has personality. The whole animal is beautifully rendered.

Posted by: Kris at May 13, 2022 09:47 AM (OyyDO)

It's pretty impressive work. But I can't help thinking, "I wonder if they taste good?"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 09:51 AM (XIJ/X)

129 Ya'll are seeing things. That's a fern leaf or something. Doesn't look like a frog.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 13, 2022 09:48 AM (nxdel)
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You are seeing what our magnificent HYPNOTOAD wants you to see!

Perhaps you are unworthy of beholding his divine presence....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 09:51 AM (YIVH2)

130 The little one's name is Cow Patty.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2022 09:52 AM (a3Q+t)

131 Three cows in a pasture. Lightning storm. Calf is scared.

Does he run to the daddy cow or the momma cow?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 09:52 AM (H4qIP)

132 The whole animal is beautifully rendered.
Posted by: Kris


********

ISSWYDT

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 09:52 AM (kXYt5)

133 Monarch of the Pasture?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 13, 2022 09:53 AM (2RBkF)

134 It's pretty impressive work. But I can't help thinking, "I wonder if they taste good?"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 09:51 AM (XIJ/X)

Better than wagyu!

Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2022 09:53 AM (AwYPR)

135 I would guess the marbling on them is not so good. Hamburger and stew meat.

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2022 09:53 AM (Vr12I)

136 Meh, no Herefords.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 13, 2022 09:53 AM (MkuC5)

137
Right next to the cat.
Posted by: spindrift at May 13, 2022


Perusing Petfinder last night, I ran across a black cat for adoption in my area. The heading says "Male," but the text description insists the cat is a girl. She's beautiful, though big for a girl cat. And for some reason, in the pics her head looks a little small for her body. It might just be that her fur is so long and thick that her body looks larger in proportion -- but my late Wolf cat had a massive head to go with his frame.

I might send a note to this rescue place and drive up to see her, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 09:54 AM (txdEq)

138 Meh, no Herefords.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 13, 2022 09:53 AM (MkuC5)

Wherefords?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 09:54 AM (6FeV1)

139 When an artist puts something in a work like that frog, does it usually represent the artist?
Posted by: davidt at May 13, 2022 09:51 AM (sReZj)

-----------

Sometimes it represents the pessimism and social upheaval of the Great War.

Posted by: Kandinsky at May 13, 2022 09:54 AM (XG2Fi)

140
It's pretty impressive work. But I can't help thinking, "I wonder if they taste good?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 09:51 AM (XIJ/X)

Have some French toast with syrup (what I ate for breakfast).

Posted by: Someguy's at May 13, 2022 09:54 AM (tt9eU)

141 It's pretty impressive work. But I can't help thinking, "I wonder if they taste good?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 09:51 AM (XIJ/X)

Free-range and pasture-fed. Should be pretty lean.

Posted by: Kris at May 13, 2022 09:54 AM (OyyDO)

142 138 Meh, no Herefords.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 13, 2022 09:53 AM (MkuC5)

Wherefords?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 09:54 AM (6FeV1)

Therefords.

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2022 09:54 AM (Vr12I)

143 Where is Chillingham ?
Posted by: JT


******

Just east of Coolingbrisket.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 09:54 AM (kXYt5)

144 Unless you're a biologist, are you qualified to determine if it's a frog or a toad?

Posted by: Ketanji at May 13, 2022 09:55 AM (a3Q+t)

145 You are seeing what our magnificent HYPNOTOAD wants you to see!

Perhaps you are unworthy of beholding his divine presence....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


I know we're morons, but this is ridiculous even ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD ALL BOW BEFORE THE GLORY OF HYPNOTOAD by the Horde's standards...

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at May 13, 2022 09:55 AM (OUMaO)

146 I'm with you, Jewells. But I thought the frog was a turtle.

Whatever it is, it has a wading bird for company. And he's unidentifiable, too.

Posted by: creeper at May 13, 2022 09:55 AM (cTCuP)

147 Negative effects, yes, there are bacteria and viruses and insects. But for adding value to the human condition, it's hard to surpass cattle.
=====

Newspot yesterday about gas prices, lady said 'buy a horse.'

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 13, 2022 09:55 AM (MIKMs)

148 >>> Meh, no Herefords.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 13, 2022 09:53 AM (MkuC5)

Wherefords?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 09:54 AM (6FeV1)

Therefords.
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2022 09:54 AM (Vr12I)


Fjords are for thursdays.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 09:56 AM (QzpS1)

149 You know, 10 guys each with 5 bowling balls could pacify a whole block.

Don't worry. Antifa don't bowl.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2022 09:56 AM (i/Mme)

150 Bullshit

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 13, 2022 09:56 AM (9qSw/)

151 Wild, Wild Cattle, Couldn't Drag Me Away...


Hmmm, needs work...

Posted by: Jagger/Richards at May 13, 2022 09:56 AM (sReZj)

152 Unless you're a biologist, are you qualified to determine if it's a frog or a toad?

Posted by: Ketanji at May 13, 2022 09:55 AM (a3Q+t)

Give it a lick and see what happens?

Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2022 09:56 AM (AwYPR)

153 Checking out a Greek girl.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 13, 2022 09:57 AM (R0Tis)

154 139 When an artist puts something in a work like that frog, does it usually represent the artist?
Posted by: davidt at May 13, 2022 09:51 AM (sReZj)

In some French painting, a frog can symbolize prostitution. This is English tho, and sometimes a frog is just a frog. There's a pond behind the bull. A frog wouldn't be out-of-place.

Posted by: Kris at May 13, 2022 09:57 AM (OyyDO)

155 Sniper is in range?

Posted by: Rex B at May 13, 2022 09:57 AM (h2q0O)

156 I guess my only question is why is the bull hanging a merkin from his chest?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 09:58 AM (QzpS1)

157 "new Monte Carlo automobile."

Nope. It was the Ford Granada, a truly crappy car.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 13, 2022 09:58 AM (lKAqb)

158 156 I guess my only question is why is the bull hanging a merkin from his chest?
Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 09:58 AM (QzpS1)

========

Because he has a sense of propriety.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 09:58 AM (LvTSG)

159 Alternate Title: Let's Go Brandin'

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2022 09:58 AM (XG2Fi)

160 154 139 When an artist puts something in a work like that frog, does it usually represent the artist?
Posted by: davidt at May 13, 2022 09:51 AM (sReZj)
------------
Nah. It means the artist is feeling froggy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 09:58 AM (uia9V)

161 Shatner shows up in an Eldorado with Rhodesian leather bench seating.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 13, 2022 09:58 AM (44ww/)

162 "...a frog is just a frog..."

This tickles me. Thanks.

Posted by: creeper at May 13, 2022 09:58 AM (cTCuP)

163 In some French painting, a frog can symbolize prostitution. This is English tho, and sometimes a frog is just a frog. There's a pond behind the bull. A frog wouldn't be out-of-place.
Posted by: Kris at May 13, 2022 09:57 AM (OyyDO)
---
Maybe the frog is trying to tell the cows to get off his damn lawn...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 09:59 AM (YIVH2)

164 Below the rock next to the calf's rump roast.

I thought that was a snail.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 13, 2022 09:59 AM (nxdel)

165 I like the spotted cows better.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 13, 2022 09:50 AM


I like the Belted Galloway cattle. They are very beautiful for cattle.

tinyurl.com/cskrpfee

Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2022 09:59 AM (MzKgG)

166 In some French painting, a frog can symbolize prostitution. This is English tho, and sometimes a frog is just a frog. There's a pond behind the bull. A frog wouldn't be out-of-place.
Posted by: Kris at May 13, 2022 09:57 AM (OyyDO)

The bulls are the Trinity and the frog is Satan.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 13, 2022 09:59 AM (tt9eU)

167 162 "...a frog is just a frog..."

This tickles me. Thanks.
Posted by: creeper at May 13, 2022 09:58 AM (cTCuP)

Now, regarding cigars

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2022 09:59 AM (Vr12I)

168 ...and two hot chicks.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 13, 2022 09:59 AM (44ww/)

169 "That rack would look GREAT on the hood of my car!"

- - Boss Hogg's nephew Huey

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

170 "Smell that, Ethel? Smells like barbecue."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 10:00 AM (Q9G1C)

171 I like big rumps and I cannot lie.

Posted by: Sir Loin at May 13, 2022 10:00 AM (a3Q+t)

172 Those horns are a bit small for the size of these bulls. Steroids?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 13, 2022 10:00 AM (flINI)

173 LOL. Cordoba sounds right.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 13, 2022 10:00 AM (lKAqb)

174 "...a frog is just a frog..."


....or a cigar.

Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2022 10:00 AM (AwYPR)

175 Now, regarding cigars
Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2022 09:59 AM (Vr12I)


Go away, Bill.

Posted by: creeper at May 13, 2022 10:00 AM (cTCuP)

176 CBD taunts us with thoughts of food we can't get or afford to purchase.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 13, 2022 10:00 AM (W+kMI)

177 Were these bulls in the pool?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 13, 2022 10:01 AM (flINI)

178 Those horns are a bit small for the size of these bulls. Steroids?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 13, 2022 10:00 AM (flINI)



"And the winner of the Kentucky Derby is........"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

179 Beef. It's what's for breakfast.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 13, 2022 10:01 AM (vuisn)

180 176 CBD taunts us with thoughts of food we can't get or afford to purchase.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 13, 2022 10:00 AM (W+kMI)

---------

Tomorrow we'll have a naturalistic still life tableau featuring paper towels and baby formula.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2022 10:02 AM (XG2Fi)

181 In some French painting, a frog can symbolize prostitution.

OK, you're just messing with us now.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2022 10:02 AM (nfrXX)

182 The whole animal is beautifully rendered.

*******

That's just what the fellas down at the abattoir said!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 10:02 AM (kXYt5)

183 Did you know that bulls do not use toilet paper?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 13, 2022 10:02 AM (flINI)

184 In some French painting, a frog can symbolize prostitution.

OK, you're just messing with us now.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2022 10:02 AM (nfrXX)



I'm listening.......

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 13, 2022 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

185 I like the Belted Galloway cattle. They are very beautiful for cattle.

tinyurl.com/cskrpfee
Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2022 09:59 AM (MzKgG)


Oreo cows.

Posted by: Emmie at May 13, 2022 10:03 AM (6RgRK)

186 US soldier ambushed and killed, another injured in Alaska by bear

https://bit.ly/3wbJaEJ

"The Army says the mauling is being investigated."

They probably suspect it was an Ultra MAGA Bear.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 10:03 AM (FVME7)

187 The wild cattle are actually that, they are relict survivors of actual wild cattle that roamed the British Isles way back when. Currently I think there is still a small herd that is kept isolated from domesticated cattle.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 13, 2022 10:03 AM (W+kMI)

188 Beef. It's what's for breakfast.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 13, 2022 10:01 AM (vuisn)

Steak-n-eggs...hashbrowns on the side...now I'm hungry.

Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2022 10:03 AM (AwYPR)

189 This artist flaunts his white privilege!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 13, 2022 10:04 AM (a3Q+t)

190 Did you know that bulls do not use toilet paper?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 13, 2022 10:02 AM (flINI)

My poor, poor Egyptian cotton hand towels....

::sob::

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 13, 2022 10:04 AM (6FeV1)

191 It's pretty impressive work. But I can't help thinking, "I wonder if they taste good?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022[/o]

***
"Bring me a cow on a stick, and fry him up good!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 10:04 AM (txdEq)

192 I dub the bull "Talcum X" because he's white as snow and he is painfully and unnecessarily flaring his nostrils.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022 10:04 AM (8gxrg)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 10:04 AM (txdEq)

194 *cue Aaron Copland's 'Hoe-down'*

youtu.be/5kbAWI7K0ok

Posted by: Kris at May 13, 2022 10:05 AM (OyyDO)

195 The bull really aurochs those horns.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 13, 2022 10:05 AM (4G0LT)

196 They probably suspect it was an Ultra MAGA Bear.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 10:03 AM (FVME7)

A drunk awol Russian conscript.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 13, 2022 10:05 AM (6FeV1)

197 US soldier ambushed and killed, another injured in Alaska by bear

https://bit.ly/3wbJaEJ

"The Army says the mauling is being investigated."

They probably suspect it was an Ultra MAGA Bear.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 10:03 AM (FVME7)
---
Was the soldier protecting a pic-i-nic basket?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 10:05 AM (YIVH2)

198 This artist flaunts his white privilege!
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 13, 2022


***
More like his cream privilege. (Not to mention his butter and cheese privilege . . .)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 10:05 AM (txdEq)

199
Steak-n-eggs...hashbrowns on the side...now I'm hungry.
Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2022 10:03 AM (AwYPR)



Traveled to Indianapolis last year with a guy who's living the Keto diet. We stopped at a truck stop to get fuel and breakfast at the built in Denny's. He braved the steak n eggs combo.

"How was it?"

"Exactly what you'd expect from a truck stop Denny's."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

200 Harrumph.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 10:06 AM (6FeV1)

201 Beef teriyaki. It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Posted by: Banzai Buckaroo at May 13, 2022 10:06 AM (a3Q+t)

202 Hey, speaking of French prostitutes, I ran across this one in the archives:


Flanders Feels - a limerick

A Dutch hooker with nary a blemish
Had a Frenchman who stayed 'til the finish
She was heard to emote
"I've a Frog in my throat,
So excuse me, I'm just a bit Phlegmish".

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 10:06 AM (kXYt5)

203 The frog is actually a sniper in disguise.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 13, 2022 10:06 AM (uia9V)

204 It's pretty impressive work. But I can't help thinking, "I wonder if they taste good?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022[/o]


***

I think their taste is pretty good... Look, they have the run of that beautiful field. They didn't choose the Bronx

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 13, 2022 10:06 AM (flINI)

205 "Bring me a cow on a stick, and fry him up good!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 10:04 AM (txdEq)
---
You know the rules! You gotta sous vide that shit!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 10:06 AM (YIVH2)

206 The frog is actually the sniper. Sneaky sniper.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 13, 2022 10:06 AM (uia9V)

207 Did the Irish elk sing when he got drunk every Saturday night?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 10:06 AM (txdEq)

208 I like the Belted Galloway cattle. They are very beautiful for cattle.

tinyurl.com/cskrpfee
Posted by: huerfano

Oreo cows.
Posted by: Emmie


Place on 82 between Bonham & Sherman has a half dozen or so. Some are black/white/black and some are brown/white/brown.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 10:06 AM (H4qIP)

209 203 The frog is actually a sniper in disguise.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 13, 2022 10:06 AM (uia9V)


206 The frog is actually the sniper. Sneaky sniper.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 13, 2022 10:06 AM (uia9V)



HORDEMIND!!!!!!

Oh, wait.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

210 Rare.

Posted by: klaftern at May 13, 2022 10:08 AM (taPSh)

211
Place on 82 between Bonham & Sherman has a half dozen or so. Some are black/white/black and some are brown/white/brown.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 10:06 AM (H4qIP)



I've never noticed. Will have to pay closer attention next time I'm through there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

212 186 US soldier ambushed and killed, another injured in Alaska by bear

https://bit.ly/3wbJaEJ

"The Army says the mauling is being investigated."

They probably suspect it was an Ultra MAGA Bear.
=======
Guys up north have been saying that the bears have emerged from hibernation in the past couple of weeks. The bears are hungry and in an ill mood because of it. Stay out of their way, or risk becoming a Snickers bar.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 13, 2022 10:08 AM (W+kMI)

213 Small screen but didn't see the frog until mentioned

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 13, 2022 10:09 AM (iFrHf)

214 Friday? Friday?!

Posted by: Rebecca Black at May 13, 2022 10:09 AM (3Pddj)

215 Moo goo gai pan

Posted by: redridinghood




"Flu Goo Gai Pan" is the best of the "offensive" nicknames for The 'Rona, I think.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022 10:09 AM (8gxrg)

216 If you're chilling ham, why cattle?

Posted by: Biden's Dog at May 13, 2022 10:10 AM (viHpT)

217 I've never noticed. Will have to pay closer attention next time I'm through there.
Posted by: Sponge


South side, just at the county line.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 10:10 AM (H4qIP)

218 That calf looks hungry. He should go around to the udder side!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 10:11 AM (kXYt5)

219 It looks like someone is ensuring he is only paying for reality...

"Elon Musk says $44-billion purchase of Twitter is temporarily on hold pending details on spam and fake accounts."

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 13, 2022 10:11 AM (Jtln5)

220 Posted by: huerfano

Posted by: Emmie

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 10:06 AM (H4qIP)

Those are nice and all, but have you ever seen the window cows? Cornell University has (I swear I am not making this up) a herd of cows with holes in their sides for the veterinarian school.

Posted by: Kris at May 13, 2022 10:11 AM (OyyDO)

221 Is cattle a plural form of cow, or is that the real name of the animal, and bull and cow are just how we designate male and female cattle?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 13, 2022 10:11 AM (fj2YZ)

222

South side, just at the county line.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 10:10 AM (H4qIP)



*noted, mentally*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

223 219 It looks like someone is ensuring he is only paying for reality...

"Elon Musk says $44-billion purchase of Twitter is temporarily on hold pending details on spam and fake accounts."
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 13, 2022 10:11 AM (Jtln5)

========

And the head of revenue at Twitter resigned yesterday.

Probably not a coincidence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 10:12 AM (LvTSG)

224 I guess my only question is why is the bull hanging a merkin from his chest?
Posted by: banana Dream


*******

Well, after all, Sean Hannity did say it was a great merkin.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 10:12 AM (kXYt5)

225 That calf looks hungry. He should go around to the udder side!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 10:11 AM (kXYt5)



Wasn't that a song by The Doors?


Break on through to the udder side?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

226 Does he run to the daddy cow or the momma cow?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 09:52 AM (H4qIP)

No, they all run under a tree.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 10:13 AM (Q9G1C)

227 Is cattle a plural form of cow, or is that the real name of the animal, and bull and cow are just how we designate male and female cattle?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 13, 2022 10:11 AM (fj2YZ)

What kind of farmer are you?

Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2022 10:13 AM (AwYPR)

228 It looks like someone is ensuring he is only paying for reality...

"Elon Musk says $44-billion purchase of Twitter is temporarily on hold pending details on spam and fake accounts."
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 13, 2022 10:11 AM (Jtln5)



So, this may mean he DOESN'T complete the purchase and it was all a scam?

I trust nothing anymore, so there's that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

229 They’re white, like vanilla ice cream. So they’re ice-cream kine.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 13, 2022 10:14 AM (4G0LT)

230 Those are nice and all, but have you ever seen the window cows? Cornell University has (I swear I am not making this up) a herd of cows with holes in their sides for the veterinarian school.
Posted by: Kris at May 13, 2022 10:11 AM (OyyDO)
---
Yeah, I've heard of such a thing. They implant a port in the side of cows to make it easy to extract samples from the various stomachs or something to that effect.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 10:14 AM (YIVH2)

231 Free Range non-GMO beef!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 10:14 AM (5pTK/)

232 Those are nice and all, but have you ever seen the window cows? Cornell University has (I swear I am not making this up) a herd of cows with holes in their sides for the veterinarian school.
Posted by: Kris at May 13, 2022 10:11 AM (OyyDO)


Can't help but wonder what the new veterinarians do first time they encounter a cow without a window. Where the heck is the window crank on this thing?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 13, 2022 10:15 AM (NxOLn)

233 Bessie and Bossie and Rosebud, too
They swish their tails and they all say moo

Posted by: klaftern at May 13, 2022 10:15 AM (taPSh)

234 141 It's pretty impressive work. But I can't help thinking, "I wonder if they taste good?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 09:51 AM (XIJ/X)

Free-range and pasture-fed. Should be pretty lean.
----
Supposedly frogs taste like chicken. Are we then discussing free-range and pasture-fed frogs? Man, those steaks would be awfully small and thin.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 10:15 AM (qfLjt)

235 MOLESTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY NOW WITH MORE FUDGEPACKER SUPPORT at May 13, 2022 10:15 AM (1IJnB)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 13, 2022 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

236 Randy Weaver, Man At Center Of Ruby Ridge Standoff Dies

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 10:16 AM (FVME7)

237 Former Bill Clinton Advisor With Ties to Jeffrey Epstein Dies Aged 59

-
Probably slipped on a banana peel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 10:16 AM (FVME7)

238 Musk must be out to destroy Twitter. Who knows if he wants to buy it on the cheap and rebuild it, or just torpedo the entire thing and spring his own fully formed competitor onto the market in the vacuum?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 10:17 AM (6FeV1)

239 They look like Charolais cattle.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 13, 2022 10:17 AM (7gEpo)

240 Place on 82 between Bonham & Sherman has a half dozen or so. Some are black/white/black and some are brown/white/brown.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 10:06 AM

There used to be some between Fredericksburg and Johnson City but it's all wineries now. Not nearly as scenic.

Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2022 10:17 AM (MzKgG)

241 Probably slipped on a banana peel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 10:16 AM (FVME7)

***

Shot himself in the back of the head... 3 times

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 13, 2022 10:17 AM (flINI)

242 Supposedly frogs taste like chicken.

********

You know what else tastes like chicken?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 10:17 AM (kXYt5)

243 EVERY DAMN THING!!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 10:17 AM (kXYt5)

244 Not quite as blunt faced though.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 13, 2022 10:18 AM (7gEpo)

245 Looks like Charlet. I prefer Angus.

Posted by: Javems at May 13, 2022 10:18 AM (AmoqO)

246 Dad, Mom, and Baby cattle out for a stroll. Noble looking beasts.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 13, 2022 10:18 AM (5LI4a)

247 So much white cow privilege. I can't even.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2022 10:18 AM (RkC6l)

248 243 EVERY DAMN THING!!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 10:17 AM (kXYt5)

=======

Even that thing over there?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 10:18 AM (LvTSG)

249 They look like Charolais cattle.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 13, 2022 10:17 AM (7gEpo)

Maybe that explains the frog.

Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2022 10:18 AM (AwYPR)

250 This really is a charming painting. Peaceful beginning to the first good weekend of Spring. Nice find, CBD.

Posted by: Kris at May 13, 2022 10:18 AM (OyyDO)

251 227- poon.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 13, 2022 10:18 AM (fj2YZ)

252 Alec Baldwin Wants "Traitorous Democrat" Sen. Joe Manchin Removed

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Quick Draw is seizing the moral high ground.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 10:18 AM (FVME7)

253 227 Is cattle a plural form of cow, or is that the real name of the animal, and bull and cow are just how we designate male and female cattle?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 13, 2022 10:11 AM (fj2YZ)

What kind of farmer are you?

Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2022 10:13 AM (AwYPR)

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LOL. Only at the HQ ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 10:18 AM (93Arc)

254 Supposedly frogs taste like chicken. Are we then discussing free-range and pasture-fed frogs? Man, those steaks would be awfully small and thin.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 10:15 AM (qfLjt)
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But what I really want to know is if you can get bacon from a frog? If so, what does it taste like?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 10:18 AM (YIVH2)

255 Big Papa Beef says, "Begone, Thot!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 10:19 AM (6FeV1)

256 Woke Twitter makes money.

Un-Woke Twitter should make more.

Posted by: klaftern at May 13, 2022 10:19 AM (taPSh)

257 252 Alec Baldwin Wants "Traitorous Democrat" Sen. Joe Manchin Removed

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Quick Draw is seizing the moral high ground.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 10:18 AM (FVME7)

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All this Democratic angst about Manchin just strengthens him for his next re-election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 10:19 AM (LvTSG)

258 Musk must be out to destroy Twitter. Who knows if he wants to buy it on the cheap and rebuild it, or just torpedo the entire thing and spring his own fully formed competitor onto the market in the vacuum?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 10:17 AM (6FeV1)


Starting to think this. He's certainly exposing what a fraud the whole operation is.

Posted by: Wally at May 13, 2022 10:19 AM (FJYfm)

259 EVERY DAMN THING!!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 10:17 AM (kXYt5)

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Even that thing over there?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 10:18 AM


Especially that thing over there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2022 10:20 AM (RkC6l)

260 It looks like someone is ensuring he is only paying for reality...

"Elon Musk says $44-billion purchase of Twitter is temporarily on hold pending details on spam and fake accounts."
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 13, 2022 10:11 AM (Jtln5)


Why by something with inflated user counts? So many "bot" and throw-away accounts to influence people.

Which, btw, the SEC should consider as fraud.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2022 10:20 AM (N39Ws)

261 Former Bill Clinton Advisor With Ties to Jeffrey Epstein Dies Aged 59

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Probably slipped on a banana peel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 10:16 AM (FVME7)



All deaths are vaccine deaths.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

262 -
"Elon Musk says $44-billion purchase of Twitter is temporarily on hold pending details on spam and fake accounts."
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 13, 2022 10:11 AM (Jtln5)


So, this may mean he DOESN'T complete the purchase and it was all a scam?
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He could ruin them by making them fess up to being mostly fake, then buy them on the cheap. Or not.

Posted by: irright at May 13, 2022 10:20 AM (SchQD)

263 Yeah, I've heard of such a thing. They implant a port in the side of cows to make it easy to extract samples from the various stomachs or something to that effect.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 10:14 AM (YIVH2)

A service panel. With Dzus fasteners.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 10:20 AM (Q9G1C)

264 Or Charolais I suppose it is.

Posted by: Javems at May 13, 2022 10:20 AM (AmoqO)

265 Musk must be out to destroy Twitter. Who knows if he wants to buy it on the cheap and rebuild it, or just torpedo the entire thing and spring his own fully formed competitor onto the market in the vacuum?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 10:17 AM (6FeV1)
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Musk may be using Twitter as a proxy for all social media. Elon goes after and proves Twitter is nothing much more than a hollow shell, then, perhaps, investors question the value of all social media. Zuckerberg should be nervous.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 10:21 AM (5pTK/)

266 You know what else tastes like chicken?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 10:17 AM (kXYt5)

243 EVERY DAMN THING!!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 10:17 AM (kXYt5)

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Imma gonna have to wait to hear from Cannibal Bob before I make a ruling here ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 10:21 AM (93Arc)

267 The plural of cattle is cattles.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 10:21 AM (uia9V)

268 A service panel. With Dzus fasteners.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 10:20 AM (Q9G1C)

Couldn't be.

Thing's always walking around. No way for some jacknozzle plumber to run his lines right in front of it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 10:22 AM (6FeV1)

269 Actress Andie MacDowell Reveals She Suffered a Panic Attack After Seeing Too Many Men on Set: "It Just Freaked Me Out"

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I understand. Not only were they men, they were leftist Hollywood men.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 10:22 AM (FVME7)

270 There's a fragrance that's here today, and they call it -- Charlet!
A different fragrance that thinks your way, and they call it -- Charlet!
Kinda young, kinda cow, Charlet!
The kind of fragrance that's gonna stay, and it's here now -- Charlet!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 13, 2022 10:22 AM (Jtln5)

271 Actress Andie MacDowell Reveals She Suffered a Panic Attack After Seeing Too Many Men on Set: "It Just Freaked Me Out"


How long have you been in hollywood?

STFU, cuunt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

272 They look like Charolais cattle.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 13, 2022 10:17 AM (7gEpo)

They do, but Charolais are 2 to 3 times the size of these.

Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2022 10:22 AM (MzKgG)

273 261 Former Bill Clinton Advisor With Ties to Jeffrey Epstein Dies Aged 59

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Probably slipped on a banana peel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 10:16 AM (FVME7)


All deaths are vaccine deaths.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

Actually self inflicted gunshot. (2 hits behind the left ear)

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2022 10:22 AM (N39Ws)

274 If you've ever spent much time around cattle, you would know that white cows are never completely white. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 10:22 AM (kXYt5)

275 Literally bucolic.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 10:23 AM (yQpMk)

276 Sitting in waiting room TV on . What in the heck happened to Rachel Ray? Food she is making looks fine she looks a mess. Scraggly hair, y shirt and baggy ass beat up jeans. Like what you would wear to weed the yard.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 13, 2022 10:23 AM (rilUB)

277 -
The plural of cattle is democracy.

Posted by: irright at May 13, 2022 10:23 AM (SchQD)

278 I imagine Musk will get a per share price adjustment based on the real rate of monetizable accounts versus bots. Representation was made by guy fired yesterday (I think) of less than 5%. Him getting the boot plus Elon's ststement today would lead one to conclude otherwise.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 13, 2022 10:23 AM (fj2YZ)

279 They do, but Charolais are 2 to 3 times the size of these.
Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2022 10:22 AM (MzKgG)

And Charolais don't surf.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 10:23 AM (Q9G1C)

280 Those are the very rare Cunal Angus cows.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 13, 2022 10:24 AM (flINI)

281
All deaths are vaccine deaths.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

Actually self inflicted gunshot. (2 hits behind the left ear)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2022 10:22 AM (N39Ws)



Doesn't matter. Suicides during the 'pandemic' were ruled covid deaths if you happened to be infected.

All deaths are vaccine deaths.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

282 271 Actress Andie MacDowell Reveals She Suffered a Panic Attack After Seeing Too Many Men on Set: "It Just Freaked Me Out"


How long have you been in hollywood?

STFU, cuunt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

And we are surrounded by people who listen to these Whoreywood types tell them who to vote for, what to believe, etc.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2022 10:24 AM (N39Ws)

283 Former Bill Clinton Advisor With Ties to Jeffrey Epstein Dies Aged 59

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Probably slipped on a banana peel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 10:16 AM (FVME7)
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By definition, if you're associated with the Clintons, you've one foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 10:24 AM (5pTK/)

284 277 -
The plural of cattle is democracy.
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Correction - the plural of cattle is 'Our Democracy.'

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 10:24 AM (uia9V)

285 Actress Andie MacDowell Reveals She Suffered a Panic Attack After Seeing Too Many Men on Set: "It Just Freaked Me Out"

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I understand. Not only were they men, they were leftist Hollywood men.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 10:22 AM


Who?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2022 10:24 AM (RkC6l)

286 261 Former Bill Clinton Advisor With Ties to Jeffrey Epstein Dies Aged 59

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Probably slipped on a banana peel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 10:16 AM (FVME7)

All deaths are vaccine deaths.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
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Make Arkancides Great Again!

/It was a far simpler time ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 10:24 AM (93Arc)

287 Sitting in waiting room TV on . What in the heck happened to Rachel Ray? Food she is making looks fine she looks a mess. Scraggly hair, y shirt and baggy ass beat up jeans. Like what you would wear to weed the yard.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 13, 2022 10:23 AM (rilUB)



Liberalism seeps from the inside out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

288 You know what else tastes like chicken?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 10:17 AM (kXYt5)


There's a Far Side cartoon, which I can no longer find, which depicts a small group of cows furtively gathered in a barn, with one sitting at a table and eating ... something.

The caption is "Not bad, not bad. I'd say we taste a little like chicken."

Posted by: spindrift at May 13, 2022 10:25 AM (h5TKJ)

289 If you've ever spent much time around cattle, you would know that white cows are never completely white. IYKWIMAITYD
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Yes, their hoofs are always kinda beige.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 13, 2022 10:25 AM (Jtln5)

290 So, this may mean he DOESN'T complete the purchase and it was all a scam?
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I don't know if I would call it a scam. If Twitter was presenting their business as something it's not then I don't think Musk is obligated to buy it at the price he offered. If he doesn't make an adjusted offer then I might call it a scam.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 10:25 AM (eCqFY)

291 Musk must be out to destroy Twitter. Who knows if he wants to buy it on the cheap and rebuild it, or just torpedo the entire thing and spring his own fully formed competitor onto the market in the vacuum?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 10:17 AM (6FeV1)
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Musk may be using Twitter as a proxy for all social media. Elon goes after and proves Twitter is nothing much more than a hollow shell, then, perhaps, investors question the value of all social media. Zuckerberg should be nervous.

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Perhaps just good due diligence and a way to stave off any funny business before the deal closes.

Either way, this could be fun.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 13, 2022 10:25 AM (sX1BW)

292 -
Those are the very rare Cunal Angus cows.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 13, 2022 10:24 AM -
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They are too fast for domestication. The go everywhere lickity-split.

Posted by: irright at May 13, 2022 10:25 AM (SchQD)

293 Guys up north have been saying that the bears have emerged from hibernation in the past couple of weeks. The bears are hungry and in an ill mood because of it. Stay out of their way, or risk becoming a Snickers bar.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 13, 2022 10:08 AM (W+kMI)

Mkay...

[clears and puts down the M4]

[reaches out and takes the Beowulf]

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 13, 2022 10:26 AM (MkuC5)

294 284 277 -
The plural of cattle is democracy.
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Correction - the plural of cattle is 'Our Democracy.'
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 10:24 AM (uia9V)
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Correction to the Correction: the plural of cattle is 'Our PRECIOUS Democracy.'

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 10:26 AM (93Arc)

295 That's some bull

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at May 13, 2022 10:26 AM (xcxpd)

296
And we are surrounded by people who listen to these Whoreywood types tell them who to vote for, what to believe, etc.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2022 10:24 AM (N39Ws)



Yeah...the fact that E! Entertainment Television exists is bad enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

297 Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 10:06 AM (kXYt5)

LMAO! One for the ages.

Posted by: creeper at May 13, 2022 10:26 AM (cTCuP)

298 Do Cornell vet students sit and watch the stomach window-ports? Like down at the Laundromat?

"Dude! That yellow daisy keeps coming to the front! I'll bet you a dollar we see the daisy twice before we see that bluebonnet!"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 10:27 AM (kXYt5)

299 Sitting in waiting room TV on . What in the heck happened to Rachel Ray? Food she is making looks fine she looks a mess. Scraggly hair, y shirt and baggy ass beat up jeans. Like what you would wear to weed the yard.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 13, 2022 10:23 AM (rilUB)

And her boyfriend leans back in bed, and lights a cigarette.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 10:27 AM (Q9G1C)

300 There's a Far Side cartoon, which I can no longer find, which depicts a small group of cows furtively gathered in a barn, with one sitting at a table and eating ... something.

The caption is "Not bad, not bad. I'd say we taste a little like chicken."
Posted by: spindrift at May 13, 2022 10:25 AM


I like the one with a group of cows confronting a cow grilling steaks. "You're sick, Jessie! Sick!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2022 10:27 AM (RkC6l)

301 There's a Far Side cartoon, which I can no longer find, which depicts a small group of cows furtively gathered in a barn, with one sitting at a table and eating ... something.

The caption is "Not bad, not bad. I'd say we taste a little like chicken."
Posted by: spindrift at May 13, 2022 10:25 AM (h5TKJ)
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There's another one where the cows break into Farmer Bob's kitchen and make a horrifying discovery in the freezer.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 10:27 AM (YIVH2)

302 Anecdotal evidence- since I've rejoined, I've posted nothing. I have 3 or 4 followers. All are pretty women with usernames consisting of female name plus 4 digits. I assume they're all fake.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 13, 2022 10:28 AM (fj2YZ)

303 Sitting in waiting room TV on . What in the heck happened to Rachel Ray? Food she is making looks fine she looks a mess. Scraggly hair, y shirt and baggy ass beat up jeans. Like what you would wear to weed the yard.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 13, 2022 10:23 AM (rilUB)

Kelly Clarkson is not a mess but she definitely said WTF and just ate herself into blimp mode.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 10:28 AM (eCqFY)

304 If you've ever spent much time around cattle, you would know that white cows are never completely white. IYKWIMAITYD
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Yes, their hoofs are always kinda beige.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 13, 2022 10:25 AM (Jtln5)


If cooked right, large portions of them are a pinkish-red

Posted by: Wally at May 13, 2022 10:28 AM (FJYfm)

305 There's another one where the cows break into Farmer Bob's kitchen and make a horrifying discovery in the freezer.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 10:27 AM (YIVH2)
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Of course, there's also the one where the Farmer walks in and the cows have diagrammed the cuts of a human being.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 10:28 AM (5pTK/)

306 I'd rather live in a mooonarchy than an unrestrained democracy.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 13, 2022 10:28 AM (Jtln5)

307 302 Anecdotal evidence- since I've rejoined, I've posted nothing. I have 3 or 4 followers. All are pretty women with usernames consisting of female name plus 4 digits. I assume they're all fake.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 13, 2022 10:28 AM (fj2YZ)

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Nope they're definitely real. They want you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 10:29 AM (LvTSG)

308 I don't know if Gary Larson's retirement was the cause of our decline, but the timing suggests a strong correlation.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 13, 2022 10:29 AM (sX1BW)

309 274 If you've ever spent much time around cattle, you would know that white cows are never completely white. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 10:22 AM (kXYt5)

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Heh. White cows can't jump?

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 10:29 AM (93Arc)

310 Anecdotal evidence- since I've rejoined, I've posted nothing. I have 3 or 4 followers. All are pretty women with usernames consisting of female name plus 4 digits. I assume they're all fake.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 13, 2022 10:28 AM (fj2YZ)
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Darn it, he's on to us!

Posted by: FBI Fred at May 13, 2022 10:29 AM (5pTK/)

311 have you ever seen the window cows? Cornell University has (I swear I am not making this up) a herd of cows with holes in their sides for the veterinarian school.
Posted by: Kris



All ag schools have these, usually with a metal cover to keep the rain out. We called them colostomy cows.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 10:30 AM (5kI0z)

312 EVERY DAMN THING!!
Posted by: Muldoon

What he said

Posted by: Preznit Joey B. at May 13, 2022 10:30 AM (aCM3P)

313 You men are all the same!!! 😢

PIGS!!!

Posted by: Amber 4384 at May 13, 2022 10:30 AM (Jtln5)

314 Eagle Pass Tx Dem mayor begs FJB not to rescind title 42. Lefty response: We don't associate Eagle Pass with illegal crossings, so the mayor should shut up. Besides there are other controls in place, so a surge is a myth, and also we need to prepare for a summer surge.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 10:30 AM (bg3iC)

315 308 I don't know if Gary Larson's retirement was the cause of our decline, but the timing suggests a strong correlation.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 13, 2022 10:29 AM (sX1BW)

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LOL. There's a PhD thesis in there somewhere ...

/Used to think the same with Berkeley Breathed (but IIRC he went insane as another whom Trump broke)

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 10:31 AM (93Arc)

316 Quite the 'doo on that dude.
I was a huge fan of Gary Larson. However, when I dip back in now that he's put stuff on line, it just doesn't work as well.

Posted by: From about that time at May 13, 2022 10:31 AM (4780s)

317 Amid Highest Inflation in 40 Years, Senate Confirms Powell for Second Term at Fed

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I guess don't change horses in the middle of a flood.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 10:31 AM (FVME7)

318 I don't know if Gary Larson's retirement was the cause of our decline, but the timing suggests a strong correlation.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 13, 2022 10:29 AM (sX1BW)
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He had a keen eye for society and the direction it's going, and decided there are certain thing he'd just as soon not look at?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 10:31 AM (5pTK/)

319 Busty females is your area are looking for guys just like you!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 10:31 AM (bg3iC)

320 307 302 Anecdotal evidence- since I've rejoined, I've posted nothing. I have 3 or 4 followers. All are pretty women with usernames consisting of female name plus 4 digits. I assume they're all fake.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 13, 2022 10:28 AM (fj2YZ)

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Nope they're definitely real. They want you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 10:29 AM (LvTSG)

Send them pics. Yes - those kinds of pics. Trust us.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2022 10:32 AM (N39Ws)

321 I can't vouch for this and I know folks here prefer not to shop Amazon. But folks on FB claim you can order baby formula through Amazon, if you change it to Amazon Canada. I'm guessing it's more expensive but might be worth a try.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 13, 2022 10:32 AM (YynYJ)

322 Larsens "Boneless Chicken Ranch" is a classic as well

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 13, 2022 10:32 AM (flINI)

323 Supposedly frogs taste like chicken.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 10:15 AM (qfLjt)

They do. And they are actually pretty good.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 10:32 AM (XIJ/X)

324 >> Actress Andie MacDowell Reveals She Suffered a Panic Attack After Seeing Too Many Men on Set: "It Just Freaked Me Out"


That crazy bitch ran over my friend's dog.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 10:32 AM (kjquW)

325 323 Supposedly frogs taste like chicken.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 10:15 AM (qfLjt)

They do. And they are actually pretty good.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 10:32 AM (XIJ/X)

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So, you're the bad guy from The Muppet Movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 10:33 AM (LvTSG)

326 I guess don't change horses in the middle of a flood.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 10:31 AM (FVME7)


I thought that expression was "Don't change whores in the middle of a stream," and that it had some urine reference.
It makes a lot more sense with "horses" instead of whores.

Posted by: Wally at May 13, 2022 10:33 AM (FJYfm)

327 303. Last Kelly Clarkson show I saw in another waiting room she had an actress on that was grotesquely obese. And the subject was acceptance of how much they weighed.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 13, 2022 10:33 AM (rilUB)

328 When I left my last position to take my current one, one of my cow-orkers was kind enough to give me a Far Side desk calendar. We shared the same twisted sense of humor.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2022 10:33 AM (RkC6l)

329 311 have you ever seen the window cows? Cornell University has (I swear I am not making this up) a herd of cows with holes in their sides for the veterinarian school.
Posted by: Kris

All ag schools have these, usually with a metal cover to keep the rain out. We called them colostomy cows.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 10:30 AM (5kI0z)

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"But Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Cow
That he didn't, didn’t already have"

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 10:33 AM (93Arc)

330 Eagle Pass Tx Dem mayor begs FJB not to rescind title 42. Lefty response: We don't associate Eagle Pass with illegal crossings, so the mayor should shut up.

They didn't even bother to look it up on Google maps, did they?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2022 10:33 AM (nfrXX)

331 ugh, off sock. nothing worse than find socks on that are 2 days old..

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 13, 2022 10:33 AM (WhsXQ)

332 327 303. Last Kelly Clarkson show I saw in another waiting room she had an actress on that was grotesquely obese. And the subject was acceptance of how much they weighed.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 13, 2022 10:33 AM (rilUB)

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And the actress died of a heart attack during the show.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 10:33 AM (LvTSG)

333 We used to catch frogs and eat frog's legs while camping, when I was a kid. Some of the older kids (we camped as a group of families) did it so we did it to be cool like them.

They do not taste like chicken. We also shot and ate squirrels and rabbits in addition to all the fish we caught. None of those tatsed like chicken either.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 13, 2022 10:34 AM (HsAzN)

334 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I bet all the horny jokes are done by now.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2022 10:34 AM (anj39)

335
I see by your outfit that you are a cowpyrsyn.
You see by my outfit that I am one too.
We see by our outfits that we are both cowpyrsyns.
If you get yourself an outfit you can be one, too.

Posted by: Ellen at May 13, 2022 10:34 AM (a3Q+t)

336 Amazon Canada
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There's a 20% difference in the exchange rate so that might cover any higher shipping costs.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 13, 2022 10:34 AM (Jtln5)

337 -
have you ever seen the window cows? Cornell University has (I swear I am not making this up) a herd of cows with holes in their sides for the veterinarian school.
Posted by: Kris

All ag schools have these, usually with a metal cover to keep the rain out. We called them colostomy cows.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 10:30 AM - -
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My cover itched.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at May 13, 2022 10:34 AM (SchQD)

338 Andee is well past her "sell by" date, and probably knows it, so, she's trying to regain some relevance.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 10:34 AM (5pTK/)

339 323 Supposedly frogs taste like chicken.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 10:15 AM (qfLjt)

Someone needs to ask Ms. Piggy

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2022 10:34 AM (N39Ws)

340 Buckcherry has a song "crazy bitch" that's all sorta breaking rule #1. Maybe it's about Andie McDowell.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 13, 2022 10:34 AM (fj2YZ)

341 If fat dumbasses can print up "Don't Weigh Me" cards, can i whip up a stack of "Don't Make Me Look At You" cards?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 10:34 AM (6FeV1)

342 They do. And they are actually pretty good.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 10:32 AM (XIJ/X)

Shoulda socked that one as "Miss Piggy".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 10:34 AM (Q9G1C)

343 Supposedly frogs taste like chicken.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 10:15 AM (qfLjt)

They do. And they are actually pretty good.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 10:32 AM


They are pretty good.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2022 10:35 AM (RkC6l)

344 Actress Andie MacDowell Reveals She Suffered a Panic Attack After Seeing Too Many Men on Set: "It Just Freaked Me Out"

Related - Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor:

http://y2u.be/xk1kwfK848Y

Posted by: spindrift at May 13, 2022 10:35 AM (h5TKJ)

345 Yikes.. The PA Senate primary race is a mess... I have no idea how I would vote

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2022 10:35 AM (TQlM9)

346 Last Kelly Clarkson show I saw in another waiting room she had an actress on that was grotesquely obese. And the subject was acceptance of how much they weighed.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 13, 2022 10:33 AM (rilUB)

***

What?!?! ... It's not like morbid obesity causes any kind of health problem!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 13, 2022 10:35 AM (flINI)

347 We could spend the rest of the day commenting on Gary Larson's fascination with cows in The Far Side. They were some of his funniest cartoons.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 10:36 AM (YIVH2)

348 Welp.
I guess there's going to be riots and intimidation every where this summer.

While taking a constitutional in the park with the lovely and athletic Mrs naturalfake, I saw not one but two antifa types dressing in the standard black paramilitary gear with heavy black face masks with dark eyepieces They were riding very expensive mountain bikes (Thanks, Soros!), and riding around as if patrolling.

Lovely.

This is a return to just before COVID when we started seeing groups of antifa/BLM types annoying and intimating people who were simply trying to walk and get a little exercise. They were pretty weedy-looking. These new guys looked better supplied and buffer.

The increased police patrols caused the progtards to move on last time. I wonder if they will this time.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2022 10:36 AM (5NkmN)

349 317 Amid Highest Inflation in 40 Years, Senate Confirms Powell for Second Term at Fed

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I guess don't change horses in the middle of a flood.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 10:31 AM (FVME7)

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Out: Stuck on Stupid.
In: Stuck on Starvation.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 10:36 AM (93Arc)

350 >> Supposedly frogs taste like chicken.


In before Muldoon uses 'Croak-ettes'.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 10:36 AM (kjquW)

351 But of course.

MacDowell revealed to Marie Claire that she suffered a panic attack on a set of a film in late 2016 after noticing the production cast and crew were populated entirely by men and she blames the breakdown on Donald Trump's election.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 10:36 AM (FVME7)

352 They do. And they are actually pretty good.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 10:32 AM (XIJ/X)

Fry them in fresh oil...local restaurant fries them in same oil as fish....so...fishy.

Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2022 10:36 AM (AwYPR)

353 One of the things that made sense in The Matrix. The matrix got tired of creating different flavors for animals , so after covering all the main ones , they made all the remaining ones taste like chicken.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 10:37 AM (eCqFY)

354 They do. And they are actually pretty good.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 10:32 AM

They are pretty good.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Who had the Mountain Oysters?

Posted by: Andie McDowell, back to waitressing at Groucho's in Columbia SC at May 13, 2022 10:37 AM (aCM3P)

355 Look. A covid twitch. He's a twitcher.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2022 10:37 AM (xR677)

356 I don't know the background but "Longtime UAE ruler Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan has died; country to begin 40 days of mourning."

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 13, 2022 10:37 AM (Jtln5)

357 >>They were riding very expensive mountain bikes (Thanks, Soros!), and riding around as if patrolling.


Stick + Spokes = Belly Laughs.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 10:38 AM (kjquW)

358 I am voting for Barnette. All the right people are freaked out.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 10:38 AM (bg3iC)

359 And the subject was acceptance of how much they weighed.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 13, 2022 10:33 AM (rilUB)

I accept the reality of gravity. Yes, she is a fat fuck whose rationalization of her own lack of self control is going to kill her, and cost me money.

I accept all of that, but I can still mock her and poke at her with a stick and tell her to put the fucking bag of chips down and get her fat ass off the couch and onto a treadmill.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 10:38 AM (XIJ/X)

360 This art reminds me that Sirloin Stockade still exists.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 13, 2022 10:39 AM (wAz9T)

361 Who had the Mountain Oysters?
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Ours grow on the Prairies; and, no, as I've never been out West in-season.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 13, 2022 10:39 AM (Jtln5)

362 In before Muldoon uses 'Croak-ettes'.
Posted by: garrett

rib-ittes

Posted by: Gas Station sushi and fancy French frog cuisine at May 13, 2022 10:39 AM (aCM3P)

363 >>I accept all of that, but I can still mock her and poke at her with a stick and tell her to put the fucking bag of chips down and get her fat ass off the couch and onto a treadmill.


The Treadmill is also on BACKORDER.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 10:39 AM (kjquW)

364 358 I am voting for Barnette. All the right people are freaked out.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 10:38 AM (bg3iC)

I'm a Californian and I have no say, but it looks to me like they are trying to split the vote between Her and Oz so McConnell's RINO pick will win...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2022 10:39 AM (TQlM9)

365 Wakes up
Scratches
Posted by: Diogenes

*********

Just a suggestion, but maybe a little Calamine lotion applied about an hour before bedtime...

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 10:39 AM (kXYt5)

366 One of the things that made sense in The Matrix. The matrix got tired of creating different flavors for animals , so after covering all the main ones , they made all the remaining ones taste like chicken.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 10:37 AM (eCqFY)
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How does the Matrix "get tired?" It's a computer.

Now, perhaps it decided--in the interests of efficiency--to design a limited palate for the human simulations. That would make a certain amount of logical sense.

Kind of like how you only have limited design choices for avatars in a video game.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 10:39 AM (YIVH2)

367 The French can do wonders with frog legs.

Ironic.

But true.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 13, 2022 10:40 AM (MkuC5)

368 They were some of his funniest cartoons.
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"Car!"

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 13, 2022 10:40 AM (Jtln5)

369 254 Supposedly frogs taste like chicken. Are we then discussing free-range and pasture-fed frogs? Man, those steaks would be awfully small and thin.


Restaurant The Yearling near Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings Cross Creek serves frog legs and gator meat.

Posted by: Floridachick at May 13, 2022 10:40 AM (bhW4J)

370 >>Just a suggestion, but maybe a little Calamine lotion applied about an hour before bedtime...


Is that Official Medical Advice?

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 10:40 AM (kjquW)

371 While taking a constitutional in the park with the lovely and athletic Mrs naturalfake, I saw not one but two antifa types dressing in the standard black paramilitary gear with heavy black face masks with dark eyepieces They were riding very expensive mountain bikes (Thanks, Soros!), and riding around as if patrolling.


Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2022 10:36 AM (5NkmN)

If the pantyfa thugs are going to be mounted on bikes, I'd looking at some improvised anti-bike devices. Something to jam or throw through the spokes would be nice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 10:41 AM (Q9G1C)

372 Anecdotal evidence- since I've rejoined, I've posted nothing. I have 3 or 4 followers. All are pretty women with usernames consisting of female name plus 4 digits. I assume they're all fake.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 13, 2022 10:28 AM


So farmersonly dot com is a real thing. Cool!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2022 10:41 AM (a3Q+t)

373 "Flu Goo Gai Pan" is the best of the "offensive" nicknames for The 'Rona, I think.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022


***
I still like "General Tso's Sicken"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 10:41 AM (txdEq)

374
The Wild Cattle Of Chillingham
Moved to the forests of Nottingham
Where they met Robin Hood
Who fed them real good
Then served them as a dinner with Spam

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2022 10:41 AM (5NkmN)

375 They were some of his funniest cartoons.
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"Car!"
Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 13, 2022 10:40 AM (Jtln5)
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"Cow Tools" was one of the most baffling cartoons Larson ever did for readers, but he thought it was hilarious.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 10:42 AM (YIVH2)

376 Regarding J6 political prisoners....

Overall, nearly 800 people have been charged in the breach on the district or federal level. Approximately 248 have pleaded guilty to federal charges. Only a handful of trials have been completed. All defendants who have gone before juries have been convicted on all charges; those who went before judges received split or full acquittals.

We have met the enemy and they are us. As fun as it is to blame government officials, be sure that your neighbor next door will slit your throat without hesitation.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2022 10:42 AM (Ryaf0)

377 Aurochs, stomp many neanderthal, make cave art hall of fame

Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2022 10:42 AM (gktX6)

378 Something to jam or throw through the spokes would be nice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 10:41 AM (Q9G1C)

Walk in pairs. Carry a decent length of rope. Practice your toss.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 10:43 AM (6FeV1)

379 >>We have met the enemy and they are us. As fun as it is to blame government officials, be sure that your neighbor next door will slit your throat without hesitation.


Sounds like a great argument for a change of venue.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 10:43 AM (kjquW)

380 The increased police patrols caused the progtards to move on last time. I wonder if they will this time.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2022 10:36 AM (5NkmN)
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BLMAntifa showed up in Bakersfield, CA, when we lived there.

I personally know one person who was part of a group shadowing BLMAntifa who were also fully armed. The cops also made sure BLMAntifa behaved themselves.

Unsurprisingly, BLMAntifa didn't create a ruckus.

I was also locked and loaded when BLMAntifa was in town, as, I'm sure, were most of my neighbors.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 10:43 AM (5pTK/)

381 The 2 of the 2000 mules that I personally saw both drove very expensive new SUV's. With IL plates and Chicago dealer stickers.

That sweet, seet Soros money.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 13, 2022 10:43 AM (HsAzN)

382 Last Kelly Clarkson show I saw in another waiting room she had an actress on that was grotesquely obese. And the subject was acceptance of how much they weighed.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 13, 2022


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Kelly Clarkson could use a little Weight Watchers time herself.

Who was the obese actress? I presume it's not Melissa McCarthy, you'd have mentioned it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 10:43 AM (txdEq)

383 Sounds like a great argument for a change of venue.
Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 10:43 AM (kjquW)

They have tried and been refused

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2022 10:43 AM (TQlM9)

384 If the pantyfa thugs are going to be mounted on bikes, I'd looking at some improvised anti-bike devices. Something to jam or throw through the spokes would be nice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 10:41 AM (Q9G1C)

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Dual-use tire irons!

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 10:44 AM (93Arc)

385 How does the Matrix "get tired?" It's a computer. ----

You two Star Trek episodes that explains that. Doesn't anyone do proper research anymore?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 10:44 AM (eCqFY)

386 be sure that your neighbor next door will slit your throat without hesitation.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Well, would have.

Posted by: Mr. Pro-active at May 13, 2022 10:44 AM (aCM3P)

387 380

I was also locked and loaded when BLMAntifa was in town, as, I'm sure, were most of my neighbors.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 10:43 AM (5pTK/)

Stay that way. SCOTUS is issuing opinions Monday (don't know which ones) so this will get the lefties wound up on the Roe v. Wade ruling.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2022 10:44 AM (N39Ws)

388 Stay that way. SCOTUS is issuing opinions Monday (don't know which ones) so this will get the lefties wound up on the Roe v. Wade ruling.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2022 10:44 AM (N39Ws)

I don't trust them at all after the Obamacare ruling

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2022 10:46 AM (TQlM9)

389 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Biden’s @BrianDeeseNEC: "We were aware ... back in February" of the baby formula shortage, "and we have had a team on this from the FDA and interagency process since then."

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I guess they're from the government and they're here to help.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 10:46 AM (FVME7)

390 >>They have tried and been refused


That preserves a good appeal. But. Appeals are for losers.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 10:46 AM (kjquW)

391 "Cow Tools" explanation, and a picture of the cartoon:
https://ifunny.co/picture/LsNxma6o6

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 13, 2022 10:46 AM (Jtln5)

392 Belted Cows:

I had never seen one. I went to see a friend in Arundel Maine of all places, and one the way to his house, there was a small farm that had a herd of them...very handsome beasts.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 10:46 AM (BgMrQ)

393 Sitting in waiting room TV on . What in the heck happened to Rachel Ray? Food she is making looks fine she looks a mess. Scraggly hair, y shirt and baggy ass beat up jeans.

Like what you would wear to weed the yard.
Posted by: Jen

And her boyfriend leans back in bed, and lights a cigarette.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Never ask your wife what's for dinner while she's mowing the lawn.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 10:46 AM (H4qIP)

394 Appeals are for losers.
Posted by: garrett

Valu-Rite is for Closers

Posted by: Glenn Gary at May 13, 2022 10:47 AM (aCM3P)

395 That preserves a good appeal. But. Appeals are for losers.
Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 10:46 AM (kjquW)



ISWYDT

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 10:47 AM (yQpMk)

396 >>Belted Cows:

I had never seen one. I went to see a friend in Arundel Maine of all places, and one the way to his house, there was a small farm that had a herd of them...very handsome beasts.



The Panda Cows?

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 10:47 AM (kjquW)

397 I'll have the veal.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2022 10:49 AM (aeMRC)

398 Stay that way. SCOTUS is issuing opinions Monday (don't know which ones) so this will get the lefties wound up on the Roe v. Wade ruling.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2022 10:44 AM (N39Ws)
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I have a rule: I leave the house, I'm armed. I don't care if I'm walking to the mailbox, I'm armed. I've also got neighbors who open carry, even when they're sitting outside, shooting the breeze. I think we're good.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 10:49 AM (5pTK/)

399 BLMAntifa showed up in Bakersfield, CA, when we lived there.

I personally know one person who was part of a group shadowing BLMAntifa who were also fully armed. The cops also made sure BLMAntifa behaved themselves.

Unsurprisingly, BLMAntifa didn't create a ruckus.

I was also locked and loaded when BLMAntifa was in town, as, I'm sure, were most of my neighbors.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 10:43 AM (5pTK/)
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Patrisse Cullors (grifting co-found of BLM) was a "remote" professor for a local college (smaller rural Northern AZ town) and whipped up a BLMantifa protest downtown at our county courthouse. A couple hundred of us showed up with our AR-15s (including moi) -- including heavy county sheriff presence -- and the like ... and they vowed to return the next week with a thousand thugs from Phoenix & Tucson.

We were waiting for them, and six showed ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 10:49 AM (93Arc)

400 Washington State University is home to Ferdinands. The Vet school there is one of the best in the country and the creating a creamery was a smart thing to do. The ice cream is the best! And the cheese , called.Cougar Gold, is outstanding. Bluebell will back me up on this. You can order online.
Oh, and it is also where Gary Larsen and I attended.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2022 10:49 AM (anj39)

401 397 I'll have the veal.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2022 10:49 AM (aeMRC)

"Here, try the priest..."

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 13, 2022 10:49 AM (MkuC5)

402 -
I like the Belted Galloway cattle. They are very beautiful for cattle.
tinyurl.com/cskrpfee

Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2022 09:59 AM-
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Also buelingos.

Posted by: irright at May 13, 2022 10:49 AM (SchQD)

403 Cow tools

https://bit.ly/3wqp6gT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 10:50 AM (FVME7)

404 The Panda Cows?
Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 10:47 AM (kjquW

Ehhh, I just know that the farm was well known in the area.

Very close to the Landing School of Boat Building and Design, just off Rt. 1

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 10:50 AM (BgMrQ)

405 I once had to deliver a brain to a hospital. I presume it was a brain, as it was coming from the Alzheimer's Research Foundation in CA or something like that; and that it was a human brain. Would they send a cow brain to a hospital 2000 miles away? By human standards, cows already have Alzheimer's!

(Yes, I know they are stable and sometimes even bright creatures in their own line of work, which is standing in fields and eating grass. But compared to average IQ humans, they're like F. Joe compared to Rene Descartes.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 10:50 AM (txdEq)

406 >>Belted Cows:

>>I had never seen one. I went to see a friend in Arundel Maine of all places, and one the way to his house, there was a small farm that had a herd of them...very handsome beasts.


There is a small farm in my town that raises Belted Galloway cows.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 10:51 AM (ZLI7S)

407 Ground cow. That's all I can afford anymore.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 13, 2022 10:51 AM (Qhnrt)

408 399 Patrisse Cullors (grifting co-found of BLM) was a "remote" professor for a local college (smaller rural Northern AZ town) and whipped up a BLMantifa protest downtown at our county courthouse. A couple hundred of us showed up with our AR-15s (including moi) -- including heavy county sheriff presence -- and the like ... and they vowed to return the next week with a thousand thugs from Phoenix & Tucson.

We were waiting for them, and six showed ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 10:49 AM (93Arc)

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Antifa is and always has been a purely blue on blue problem. They literally cannot operate outside of realms where the municipal governments grant them leave to do whatever they want. They are an institutional arm of entrenched Democratic cities.

It is why I worry far less about something like a civil war than others.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 10:51 AM (LvTSG)

409 405 I once had to deliver a brain to a hospital. I presume it was a brain, as it was coming from the Alzheimer's Research Foundation in CA or something like that; and that it was a human brain. Would they send a cow brain to a hospital 2000 miles away? By human standards, cows already have Alzheimer's!.

Whose brain was it? Abby somebodies?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2022 10:51 AM (trdmm)

410 compared to Rene Descartes.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

That drunken fart

Posted by: Heidegger, a boozy beggar at May 13, 2022 10:51 AM (aCM3P)

411 407 Ground cow. That's all I can afford anymore.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 13, 2022 10:51 AM (Qhnrt)

Not many of us can afford flying cows.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 10:51 AM (6FeV1)

412
***

What?!?! ... It's not like morbid obesity causes any kind of health problem!
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 13, 2022 10:35 AM (flINI)



Clarkson wasn't comfortable with the pressures put on her by the recording companies, so when he contract ended, she did her own thing, which included gaining weight and being comfortable in her own skin.

More power to her. I don't care. Just don't tell me I have to think you're hot or promote your obese lifestyle. You do you, fine, but leave me the fuck out of it and we'll get along just fine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

413 Justice for Chauncey

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 13, 2022 10:52 AM (vuisn)

414 394 Appeals are for losers.
Posted by: garrett

Valu-Rite is for Closers
Posted by: Glenn Gary at May 13, 2022 10:47 AM (aCM3P)

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"Cocking's for closers!" -- Arec Bardwin

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 10:52 AM (93Arc)

415 409 405 I once had to deliver a brain to a hospital. I presume it was a brain, as it was coming from the Alzheimer's Research Foundation in CA or something like that; and that it was a human brain. Would they send a cow brain to a hospital 2000 miles away? By human standards, cows already have Alzheimer's!.

Whose brain was it? Abby somebodies?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2022 10:51 AM (trdmm)

========

I understood this reference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 10:52 AM (LvTSG)

416 There is a small farm in my town that raises Belted Galloway cows.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 10:51 AM (ZLI7S)

Are these beasties a New England thing?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 10:52 AM (BgMrQ)

417 Belted cows are nice and all that, but belted goats are faster more manueverable less maintenance.

Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2022 10:53 AM (gktX6)

418 Dr Oz's daughter is one of those tv chefs

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 13, 2022 10:53 AM (Pu/aU)

419 It is why I worry far less about something like a civil war than others.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Not having that in Chawlston

Posted by: zombie Reuben Greenberg at May 13, 2022 10:53 AM (aCM3P)

420 >>Are these beasties a New England thing?


Nah. There's a Panda Cow Ranch not to far north of me. Fields and fields of them/

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 10:53 AM (kjquW)

421 Whose brain was it? Abby somebodies?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2022


***
I was tempted to do my famous I-gor impression, but I didn't think "'Help me with the bags"/ "You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban" would go over well with the receptionist.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 10:53 AM (txdEq)

422 Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2022 10:36 AM (5NkmN)

If the pantyfa thugs are going to be mounted on bikes, I'd looking at some improvised anti-bike devices. Something to jam or throw through the spokes would be nice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 10:41 AM (Q9G1C)

There's always the old Piano Wire across the Bike Trail gag, always good for a laugh.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2022 10:54 AM (trdmm)

423 419 It is why I worry far less about something like a civil war than others.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Not having that in Chawlston
Posted by: zombie Reuben Greenberg at May 13, 2022 10:53 AM (aCM3P)

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The city did let BLM run a little rampant for a while, but downtown Charleston is really rich and decided that broken windows on King Street were not going to be tolerated. North Charleston has gotten worse, though, but that seems to be mostly a lack of policing thing instead of a concentrated activist thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 10:54 AM (LvTSG)

424 Kow Kow Calcqulator by the Steve Miller Band

https://tinyurl.com/2p93mnjz

Really cool toon.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 13, 2022 10:55 AM (HsAzN)

425 417 Belted cows are nice and all that, but belted goats are faster more manueverable less maintenance.
Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2022 10:53 AM (gktX6)

Fuck that...

Give me a good steel belted radial!

Posted by: Ransom Olds at May 13, 2022 10:55 AM (BgMrQ)

426 I would love to see any candidate say "Yeah, so and so is pretty great actually, i just don't think she has the funding or the momentum to go all they way. I do. And i would love to hire so and so to be part of my team."

But no, it's all monkey knife fights and lying your asses off just to get the brass ring.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 10:55 AM (6FeV1)

427
I don't trust them at all after the Obamacare ruling
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2022 10:46 AM (TQlM9)

Ocare and the 2020 election. Nope. Don't trust 'em.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 13, 2022 10:57 AM (Qhnrt)

428 There may end up being elements of Antifa in the political officer corps that lays waste to the hinterlands, but it will mostly be recent college graduates reinforced by regular troops.

It won't be "civil war." It'll be a law enforcement operation.

Posted by: Crystal Ball at May 13, 2022 10:57 AM (rzne3)

429 Ok, I'm going to shut up for now.

At least until I get my new digs at MSNBC. YEHAA!

Posted by: Hacky Psaki at May 13, 2022 10:57 AM (aoFfE)

430 Still amazed the Russian sanctions are hurting Americans more than Russians. That Joe is one fucked up dude.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 13, 2022 10:57 AM (QZ/dC)

431 Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 10:55 AM (6FeV1)

Yeah. This would be cool. JD Vance had a good acceptance speech in this vein.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 13, 2022 10:57 AM (vp5zb)

432 426 I would love to see any candidate say "Yeah, so and so is pretty great actually, i just don't think she has the funding or the momentum to go all they way. I do. And i would love to hire so and so to be part of my team."


that's Jeff Bartos.

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 13, 2022 10:57 AM (w0NJk)

433 Had antifa roll thru my little ville back when they announced they were branching out from Seattle. We had a tip they were coming. Four car loads.
Over 150 citizens, heavily armed lined the street, one dude and dudette about every five yards.
The cars didn't stop.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2022 10:57 AM (anj39)

434 >>Are these beasties a New England thing?

They are originally from the UK so maybe because the climate is similar.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 10:57 AM (ZLI7S)

435 Nah. There's a Panda Cow Ranch not to far north of me. Fields and fields of them/
Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 10:53 AM (kjquW)

I remember seeing some in a field in Washington State, along the highway that goes from Monroe up over the pass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 10:58 AM (Q9G1C)

436 But no, it's all monkey knife fights and lying your asses off just to get the brass ring.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Let the Flinging of the Poo commence!

Posted by: distant spectator at May 13, 2022 10:58 AM (aCM3P)

437
But no, it's all monkey knife fights and lying your asses off just to get the brass ring.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 10:55 AM (6FeV1)

In PA I think McConnell is behind the fight... He wants the RINO to win so they are trying to cause controversy to split the vote between Oz and Barnette

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2022 10:58 AM (TQlM9)

438 Sometimes 'self-acceptance' is an acknowledgement of reality, other times it is a tacit admission of surrender. It is not for me to judge.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 10:58 AM (kXYt5)

439 There may end up being elements of Antifa in the political officer corps that lays waste to the hinterlands, but it will mostly be recent college graduates reinforced by regular troops.

It won't be "civil war." It'll be a law enforcement operation.
Posted by: Crystal Ball at May 13, 2022 10:57 AM (rzne3)
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If Antifa leaves the protection of the cities, a fair number of them will simply "disappear" if they act up too much. Nobody saw nuffin'.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 10:58 AM (YIVH2)

440 Do we have any foriegn heroes buried in America?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2022 10:58 AM (xR677)

441 -
I would love to see any candidate say "Yeah, so and so is pretty great actually, i just don't think she has the funding or the momentum to go all they way. I do. And i would love to hire so and so to be part of my team."

But no, it's all monkey knife fights and lying your asses off just to get the brass ring.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 10:55 AM -
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This.

Posted by: irright at May 13, 2022 10:58 AM (SchQD)

442 Btw - today is public comment for this handing over of the sovereignty of the US to the WHO.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 13, 2022 10:59 AM (vp5zb)

443 “It is teeming with activity, always gurgling with turbulent energy,” Johnson said of the ring around the event horizon.

That description of the Milky Way's largest black hole is from Space.com - where they're no longer worried about phrasing.

Posted by: 496 at May 13, 2022 10:59 AM (U1eOr)

444 411 407 Ground cow. That's all I can afford anymore.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 13, 2022 10:51 AM (Qhnrt)

Not many of us can afford flying cows.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 10:51 AM (6FeV1)

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Weren't flying cows a Windows screen-saver option?

/Wifey says it was flying toasters, which of course makes more sense.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 10:59 AM (93Arc)

445 garrett / jackstraw

Thanks for the Belted Cow info...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 10:59 AM (BgMrQ)

446 345 Yikes.. The PA Senate primary race is a mess... I have no idea how I would vote
Posted by: It's me donna

I'm voting Mastriano , Daniels, Barnette
The Ultra Mega Maga ticket

It's congress I don't know who to vote for
They all seem bleh

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 10:59 AM (ucG1R)

447 It's good that BLaMtifa breaks windows and riots because, much like an alien invasion, that creates jobs and is good for the economy.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at May 13, 2022 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

448 I've got a Zoom staff meeting to attend in about 30 minutes: an hour of boredom and being on one's best behavior. What a day for it. Oh, well, my boss says he will be out of the country all during June. No doubt I will be able to tiptoe home at 4 all that month.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 11:00 AM (txdEq)

449 443 “It is teeming with activity, always gurgling with turbulent energy,” Johnson said of the ring around the event horizon.

That description of the Milky Way's largest black hole is from Space.com - where they're no longer worried about phrasing.

Posted by: 496 at May 13, 2022 10:59 AM (U1eOr)

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BREAKING: The Big Bang was actually an orgasm.

/Wifey says "or led to one ..."

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 11:00 AM (93Arc)

450 My wife suggests that Belted Galloway cowhides are used to manufacture saddle shoes.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 11:00 AM (kXYt5)

451 338 Andee is well past her "sell by" date, and probably knows it, so, she's trying to regain some relevance.
____________

she might try the Hillary Duff method of getting back into relevance, I wouldn't be opposed.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 11:00 AM (fs1hN)

452 NOOD! Lum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

453 Do we have any foriegn heroes buried in America?
Posted by: humphreyrobot

Casimir Pulaski

Posted by: suggested answer at May 13, 2022 11:01 AM (aCM3P)

454 In case anyone is interested, I put a link to a few radio interviews Bartos has done in my sig.

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 13, 2022 11:01 AM (w0NJk)

455 448 I've got a Zoom staff meeting to attend in about 30 minutes: an hour of boredom and being on one's best behavior. What a day for it. Oh, well, my boss says he will be out of the country all during June. No doubt I will be able to tiptoe home at 4 all that month.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 11:00 AM (txdEq)

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Jeffrey Toobin had a 45-minute head start.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 11:01 AM (93Arc)

456 I've got a Zoom staff meeting to attend in about 30 minutes: an hour of boredom and being on one's best behavior. What a day for it. Oh, well, my boss says he will be out of the country all during June. No doubt I will be able to tiptoe home at 4 all that month.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 11:00 AM (txdEq)
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My own boss wants to pitch the idea of us working from home one day a week during the summer weeks (June through end of July). The catch is we have to have a project to work on and deliverables to be met...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 11:01 AM (YIVH2)

457 /Wifey says it was flying toasters, which of course makes more sense.
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022


***
I loved the "Flying Through Space" screen saver that you could modify to show more stars per second, so it looked even more like the viewscreen of the Enterprise. I don't know if Win 10 offers that as a choice now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 11:02 AM (txdEq)

458 Do we have any foriegn heroes buried in America?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2022 10:58 AM (xR677)

Pretty sure that British and other Commonwealth pilots killed during WWII in training accidents are buried nearby the airfields where they trained.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 11:02 AM (Q9G1C)

459 442 Btw - today is public comment for this handing over of the sovereignty of the US to the WHO.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 13, 2022 10:59 AM (vp5zb)

I heard something about this somewhere else. Have any links on it?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2022 11:02 AM (N39Ws)

460 buck nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 11:02 AM (LvTSG)

461 "This hamburger tastes like mud!!"

"That's strange, it was just ground this morning!"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 11:03 AM (kXYt5)

462 440 Do we have any foriegn heroes buried in America?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2022 10:58 AM (xR677)

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Barack Obama ... one day.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 11:03 AM (93Arc)

463 345 Yikes.. The PA Senate primary race is a mess... I have no idea how I would vote

---------------

I'm not in PA, so I'm with you. I'd probably vote Barnette, but I'm sure people there know more than me.

I don't think I could vote for Oz - at least not in the primary.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 13, 2022 11:03 AM (sX1BW)

464 386 be sure that your neighbor next door will slit your throat without hesitation.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Well, would have.
Posted by: Mr. Pro-active

*golf clap*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 11:03 AM (ucG1R)

465 Do we have any foriegn heroes buried in America?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2022 10:58 AM (xR677)


Just listened to a podcast that included a tidbit about British Field Marshal Sir John Dill, who has one of only two equestrian statues at Arlington on his memorial.

Posted by: spindrift at May 13, 2022 11:03 AM (h5TKJ)

466 My own boss wants to pitch the idea of us working from home one day a week during the summer weeks (June through end of July). The catch is we have to have a project to work on and deliverables to be met...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022


***
I'm going to reference the rising cost of gas, and suggest that each of us take one day a week to work at home too. As the one who proposes it, of course, I will plump for either Monday or Friday. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 11:03 AM (txdEq)

467 compared to Rene Descartes.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

That drunken fart
Posted by: Heidegger, a boozy beggar at May 13, 2022 10:51 AM (aCM3P)

I know this song.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 13, 2022 11:05 AM (4I/2K)

468
Kelly Clarkson is not a mess but she definitely said WTF and just ate herself into blimp mode.


Her new album "Lost a Foot to Beetus" comes out later this year

Posted by: brak at May 13, 2022 11:05 AM (j5Tg0)

469 Beef: it’s what’s for dinner.

Posted by: Cybernetic at May 13, 2022 11:05 AM (xawZJ)

470 274 If you've ever spent much time around cattle, you would know that white cows are never completely white. IYKWIMAITYD

Well duh! The fartclam is going to be brown.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 11:06 AM (qfLjt)

471 The city did let BLM run a little rampant for a while, but downtown Charleston is really rich and decided that broken windows on King Street were not going to be tolerated. North Charleston has gotten worse, though, but that seems to be mostly a lack of policing thing instead of a concentrated activist thing.
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I understand that Disney has a shit ton invested in Charleston as well. Those fucks are meaner than Singapor Police about chewing gum.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 11:10 AM (uia9V)

472 I guess in this modern world with the fancy planes and refrigeration, heroes and your average Joe, the dead get sent home. .

Unless you got misplaced in Afghanistan.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2022 11:14 AM (xR677)

473 Patrisse Cullors (grifting co-found of BLM) was a "remote" professor for a local college (smaller rural Northern AZ town) and whipped up a BLMantifa protest downtown at our county courthouse. A couple hundred of us showed up with our AR-15s (including moi) -- including heavy county sheriff presence -- and the like ... and they vowed to return the next week with a thousand thugs from Phoenix & Tucson.

We were waiting for them, and six showed ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 10:49 AM (93Arc)
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Yeah, you know BLMAntifa moved on to an easier target. It was obvious from the get go if government had allowed cops and citizens to take care of business with those thugs, it would have been a short lived period of national violence.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 13, 2022 11:31 AM (5pTK/)

474 367 The French can do wonders with frog legs.

Ironic.

But true.
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Wonders except defeat the Germans.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 11:41 AM (qfLjt)

475 331 ugh, off sock. nothing worse than find socks on that are 2 days old..
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Yes there is, if said socks had to be pealed off the wall.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 11:50 AM (qfLjt)

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