Highway to Heaven Cafe

14 Soccer chick is built to last.

Kid on the motorcycle is cool. What a blast.

I have never felt as free as when I got my first dirt bike.

We would ride all day on the weekends and after school.

Good times

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 05, 2022 07:27 PM (M+Lyo)

15 Wax on.
Wax off.
This is known as 'rubbing it in'.

Posted by: Holy Crap at May 05, 2022 07:27 PM (glGDV)

16 That chipmunk has won a temporary reprieve, but that cat was playing with its food. Soon...

As to soccer ball chick, I bet her pole skillz are equally amazing. But I *may* watch it again to see if I grow on her.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2022 07:27 PM (F0YaR)

17 Oh, so this is where everyone went.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 05, 2022 07:28 PM (5p7BC)

18 That top picture is gorgeous

Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2022 07:28 PM (2JoB8)

19 Evening.

So I'm giving this cigarbid.com a try.

I probably shouldn't take up smoking cigars but it's not like there's a lot to do on the road.

Man O'War Dark Horse cigarillos. Looks good, I guess.

Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 07:28 PM (nb8KI)

20 That's cool.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 05, 2022 07:28 PM (vuisn)

21 Willowed but I hope ace sees it because it is such a good observation:

*

Someone on the morning thread made a great point about why roe v wade died. Leftists killed it.

They killed it when they got rid of shame in society. No one cares if you're pregnant. No one is ashamed of out of wedlock childbirth. No one has to get married any more, and no one has to have an abortion any more.

It's a fantastic point. The left killed Roe v Wade.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 05, 2022 07:29 PM (kS0Hr)

22 Oh, so this is where everyone went.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 05, 2022 07:28 PM (5p7BC)

When commenting drops rapidly start suspecting nood.

Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 07:29 PM (nb8KI)

23 Robert,

My husband's friend used to buy from https://cubancrafters.com/

I never tried them but they seemed to be good quality. Still have lots of cigar boxes from him.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 05, 2022 07:30 PM (5HBd1)

24
Today is the Feast Day of St. Pius V, the Pope who promulgated the Tridentine Rite that the incumbent is trying to quash. The collect (a prayer between the Introit and Epistle) is, in the 1962 Missal:

Deus, qui, ad conterendos Ecclesiae tuae hostes et ad divinum cultum reparandum, beatum Pium Pontificem maximum eligere dignatus es: fac nos ipsius defendi praesidiis et ita tuis inhaerere obsequiis; ut, omnium hostium superatis insidiis, perpetua pace laetemur.

O God, who deigned to choose blessed Pius to be Pontifex Maximus in order to smash the enemies of Your Church to bits and to renew the divine worship, cause us to be defended by his protections and to cleave with obedience to what You will in such way that, once the plots of all our enemies are overcome, we may rejoice in perpetual peace.

We need more of this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2022 07:30 PM (/U27+)

25 RNC Research @RNCResearch 1h
BIDEN: "And we'll conquer and honor and lift up... eh... the, all those folks who, in fact, uh, are, have gotten in the way."

https://nitter.net/RNCResearch/status/
1522323110581710849#m

[9-second video, as quoted]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 05, 2022 07:30 PM (UHVv4)

26 We're going to be seeing a lot more of the vigilante style videos. Well done, blue states.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 05, 2022 07:31 PM (QYPq3)

27 That husky is better on a skateboard than I am.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 05, 2022 07:32 PM (5p7BC)

28 Well that was a quick hair removal, have to think about that one.

Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2022 07:32 PM (2JoB8)

29 I bet Associate Justice Thomas packs, as does Mrs. Thomas. And they know how to use them.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2022 07:32 PM (lz5hY)

30 Man O'War Dark Horse

You had me at Man O War (hic)

Posted by: Hillary! at May 05, 2022 07:33 PM (m51hW)

31 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at May 05, 2022 07:34 PM (x8kT3)

32 Why in the hell would he light his head on fire? I figured he was going to light a cigarette, but no...

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 05, 2022 07:34 PM (5p7BC)

33 https://cubancrafters.com/

I never tried them but they seemed to be good quality. Still have lots of cigar boxes from him.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 05, 2022 07:30 PM (5HBd1)

Kewl! Thanks.

Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 07:35 PM (nb8KI)

34 Cafe!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 05, 2022 07:35 PM (kf6Ak)

35 And in high heels, quite impressive

Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2022 07:35 PM (2JoB8)

36 Gal with soccer ball is good. Very skillful. No comment on figure or footwear.

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2022 07:35 PM (V13WU)

37 Zod fed a cat from the teat on Grandpa's farm in Arlington, KS as a kid. What a gas.

Posted by: ZOD at May 05, 2022 07:36 PM (x8kT3)

38 *must be ace's type...

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2022 07:36 PM (V13WU)

39 Friends of my parents had a family home like that on a lake in the Adirondacks including the boathouse/garage and we got invited to go there a couple times. What a place.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2022 07:36 PM (ZLI7S)

40 This is known as 'rubbing it in'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2022 07:22 PM (F0YaR)

Rub It In
https://youtu.be/gk1ulfKn1Zw

Posted by: Billy Crash Craddock at May 05, 2022 07:36 PM (4I/2K)

41
The Teen Gauleiter is whining on the local news about the criminal investigation around her office.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2022 07:37 PM (/U27+)

42 1899, a New York City druggist Franklin V. Canning formulated a chewing gum which he promoted as an aid to oral hygiene. " To prevent decay, To sweeten the breath, To keep teeth white," read the package. Mr. Canning called his new gum Dentyne which ...

promulgated the Tridentine Rite !

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 05, 2022 07:37 PM (m51hW)

43 That last vid, of the kid on the minibike
perfect

Posted by: DB at May 05, 2022 07:38 PM (geLO8)

44 >>>Why in the hell would he light his head on fire? I figured he was going to light a cigarette, but no...

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 05, 2022 07:34 PM (5p7BC)

That's likely how the barber was going to take care of it. He probably got impatient so decided to FAAFO

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 05, 2022 07:39 PM (QYPq3)

45 That husky is better on a skateboard than I am.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 05, 2022 07:32 PM (5p7BC)

Maybe try it next time on all fours. Me? Fuggedaboutit.

I break too easy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2022 07:39 PM (F0YaR)

46 Omg. Babies are so like that! When I was lactating, any baby I held would get big eyed and start sucking those lips as soon as they smelled me.

It was hysterical.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2022 07:39 PM (m+dUi)

47 The Teen Gauleiter is whining on the local news about the criminal investigation around her office.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2022 07:37 PM (/U27+)

Yeah, dissing the Texas Rangers ain't a winning move, honey.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2022 07:39 PM (4I/2K)

48 Recall Gascon has collected 400,000 signatures, 2/3 of their goal and still have two months left. They'll get it.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 05, 2022 07:40 PM (xPl2J)

49 Oh, so this is where everyone went.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 05, 2022 07:28 PM (5p7BC)

When commenting drops rapidly start suspecting nood.
Posted by: Robert

Especially when we get up into the 4 & 500's.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 07:40 PM (H4qIP)

50 That husky is better on a skateboard than I am.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 05, 2022 07:32 PM (5p7BC)

And you're better than I am.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 05, 2022 07:40 PM (eGTCV)

51 >>>Omg. Babies are so like that! When I was lactating, any baby I held would get big eyed and start sucking those lips as soon as they smelled me.

It was hysterical.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2022 07:39 PM (m+dUi)

Right?!

Posted by: Bill Gates at May 05, 2022 07:40 PM (QYPq3)

52 OK now follow the bouncing ball and sing along to...

Happy Happy, Biden is Leader Song.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 05, 2022 07:41 PM (LSRb3)

53 >>>Recall Gascon has collected 400,000 signatures, 2/3 of their goal and still have two months left. They'll get it.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 05, 2022 07:40 PM (xPl2J)

Are there enough voters left in LA? I mean, that can pass the signature verification test.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 05, 2022 07:42 PM (QYPq3)

54 No clue how she even walks in those high heels, much less does those soccer ball tricks.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 05, 2022 07:42 PM (5p7BC)

55 Mini bikes, go karts, and dirt bikes are part of what made me the man I am today.

Posted by: fd at May 05, 2022 07:43 PM (vrz2I)

56 Omg. Babies are so like that! When I was lactating, any baby I held would get big eyed and start sucking those lips as soon as they smelled me.

It was hysterical.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2022 07:39 PM (m+dUi)

Types
Deletes
Types
Nooooooo no no nonono!!!
Deletes

Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 07:44 PM (nb8KI)

57 Look - lunch!
Wow.

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2022 07:44 PM (v0R5T)

58 Amazing photography with that kid on the minibike, and they can't turn the phone sideways?

FFS!

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 05, 2022 07:44 PM (5p7BC)

59
Another local news story about a woman's basketball coach being accused of using demeaning language to her team. Well, I never!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2022 07:45 PM (/U27+)

60 So wait a sec.

Reading the last post, all the sluts who end up needing abortions because they sleep around with any rando are not going to sleep around with randos because they can't get abortions?

Winning?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 07:46 PM (9qSw/)

61 That cat drinking milk made me laugh.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 05, 2022 07:46 PM (E2Gb/)

62 Someone make the stock market better.

Posted by: ZOD at May 05, 2022 07:46 PM (x8kT3)

63 46 Omg. Babies are so like that! When I was lactating, any baby I held would get big eyed and start sucking those lips as soon as they smelled me.

It was hysterical.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2022 07:39 PM (m+dUi

Psychologist have posited that this explains men's continues fascination with breasts beyond nursing. Hard wired from birth.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 07:48 PM (9qSw/)

64 Winning?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 07:46 PM (9qSw/)

I think they're arguing it's bad news for scumbag drunk randos but it's kinda good news for the rest of us non-drunk scumbags.

Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 07:48 PM (nb8KI)

65 You mofos better start liking abortion or there will be no whoopee pussy in your future!

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 05, 2022 07:48 PM (0DKuU)

66 Fuck Hildago

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 05, 2022 07:49 PM (yrol0)

67 >>Another local news story about a woman's basketball coach being accused of using demeaning language to her team. Well, I never!

Give them an inch of agency and listen to them complain for miles.

Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2022 07:49 PM (ipzLY)

68 55 Mini bikes, go karts, and dirt bikes, and the Corps made me the man I am today. An old geezer with bad knees, a sketchy hip and a bum shoulder.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2022 07:49 PM (lz5hY)

69
Well that was a quick hair removal, have to think about that one.
Posted by: Skip

He's a hothead.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2022 07:49 PM (63Dwl)

70 62 Someone make the stock market better.

Posted by: ZOD at May 05, 2022 07:46 PM (x8kT3

Gonna be a couple of years.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 07:50 PM (9qSw/)

71 Another local news story about a woman's basketball coach being accused of using demeaning language to her team. Well, I never!

Those poor little snowflakes...

Posted by: Zombie Huck Finn at May 05, 2022 07:50 PM (Xrfse)

72 >>Psychologist have posited that this explains men's continues fascination with breasts beyond nursing. Hard wired from birth.

They also say that men who were formula fed are obsessed with breasts.

Don't listen to Psychologists. They aren't Scientists.

Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2022 07:51 PM (ipzLY)

73 Can't stay awake much longer
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2022 07:51 PM (2JoB8)

74 Someone make the stock market better.
-------
Aren't you ZOD?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 05, 2022 07:51 PM (5p7BC)

75
Recall Gascon has collected 400,000 signatures, 2/3 of their goal and still have two months left. They'll get it.
Posted by: Mark1971

They had more than enough to recall Newsom.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2022 07:52 PM (63Dwl)

76 Well, I went to the township committee and read the resolution drafted by a community conservative about the TC needing to support American sovereignity, the constitution and, Judeo-Christianity morality. They refused to even address it and the leftist Mayor started gavelling away and called a recess but no before some woman said she was very offended by such a waste of time as to the resolution, and also that (GASP!) some people didn't have masks even though it is required and the room was a good sized on with people sittting six feet apart.

The conservative guy also didn't like lots of money being spent on a TC website while a lot less was spent on the volunteer EMT and the Mayor insisted the website saved lived from Covid.

Also, the health czar insisted that it was unvaccinated people who were causing a rise in Covd cases.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2022 07:52 PM (fF2aM)

77 >>Psychologist have posited that this explains men's continues fascination with breasts beyond nursing. Hard wired from birth.

They also say that men who were formula fed are obsessed with breasts.

Don't listen to Psychologists. They aren't Scientists.
Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2022 07:51 PM (ipzLY)

If breast feeding equaled attraction to titties than straight women would also be boob crazy.

Men like tits because tits are wonderful.

Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 07:52 PM (nb8KI)

78 71 Too bad Woody Hayes isn't around to give the snowflakes something to talk about.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2022 07:52 PM (lz5hY)

79 >>68 55 Mini bikes, go karts, and dirt bikes, and the Corps made me the man I am today. An old geezer with bad knees, a sketchy hip and a bum shoulder.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2022 07:49 PM (lz5hY)

Thank you for your service.

Posted by: ZOD at May 05, 2022 07:52 PM (x8kT3)

80 " Mini bikes, go karts, and dirt bikes, and the Corps made me the man I am today. An old geezer with bad knees, a sketchy hip and a bum shoulder.
Posted by: bill in arkansas"

But what fun we had. An increasingly rare pastime for today's kids I'm afraid though.

Posted by: fd at May 05, 2022 07:53 PM (vrz2I)

81 We thought it would be interesting to invite Gov. Ron DeSantis to discuss how the Florida model has contributed to the growth and vitality of Jewish life in his state. The event was to be held at the Museum of Jewish Heritage in New York City. Until, as the saying goes, we got canceled.

Progs love the cancel!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 05, 2022 07:53 PM (yrol0)

82 Your town has a health czar, Fen?

Seriously?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 05, 2022 07:54 PM (5p7BC)

83 Viva Frei and Robert Barnes on another livestream.
Sidebar - https://youtu.be/NOigrzFZAVk

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2022 07:54 PM (4I/2K)

84 RIP

crusty Dr. Daniel Auschlander on NBCs acclaimed 1980s hospital drama St. Elsewhere.

Norman Lloyd

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 05, 2022 07:55 PM (yrol0)

85 Psychologist have posited that this explains men's continues fascination with breasts beyond nursing. Hard wired from birth.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 07:48 PM (9qSw/)

They get paid by the hour to offer opinions. I don't charge anything.

I like female titties. Posit that in their ovipositors.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2022 07:56 PM (F0YaR)

86 My wife went on vacation to Florida and had the opportunity to ride a zip line across the alligator compound at an alligator farm

She declined.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2022 07:56 PM (xhaym)

87 And just like that the theme to St. Elsewhere is running through my head.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 05, 2022 07:56 PM (5p7BC)

88
Too bad Woody Hayes isn't around to give the snowflakes something to talk about.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2022 07:52 PM (lz5hY)

__________

Bobby Knight is still around.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2022 07:57 PM (/U27+)

89 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2022 07:52 PM (fF2aM)

Fen...please take care of yourself first. For now There will be plenty of time to battle the dragons after.

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2022 07:57 PM (V13WU)

90 " My wife went on vacation to Florida and had the opportunity to ride a zip line across the alligator compound at an alligator farm"

What could go wrong?

Posted by: fd at May 05, 2022 07:58 PM (vrz2I)

91 As my first place prize I claim Kate Upton; the rest of ya will have to share Joy Behar.
Laggards.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2022 07:22 PM

Sorry, but it bein' Insomniac's birthday and all, his primus noctus, should he chose to exercise it, takes precedent.

Of course, he may be otherwise tied up by Lena and The Trig; if so proceed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 05, 2022 07:58 PM (a3Q+t)

92 Moron, I didn't think anybody saw what I wrote re: abortion and shame. I don't understand it. But I think it's real. And you put it better than I did.

Posted by: Wenda at May 05, 2022 07:58 PM (WlRzn)

93 87 And just like that the theme to St. Elsewhere is running through my head.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Catchy theme. I used to watch that show. I missed the final season (joined the USAF and that pretty much killed my time). I did hear about the ending, so I guess I didn't miss anything.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 05, 2022 07:58 PM (sAmhv)

94 80 But what fun we had. You got that right. A bunch of us with 50ccs of speed between our legs, at about age 14 or 15, were at a local park with a Japanese Tea Garden. This had a little bridge and we were doing jumps off it. Dumped my bike, came to and my buds were so concerned I rode over to St Joe's ER. They call Mom and Dad, they show up, doc says keep an eye on things, and Dad said I looked good enough to ride the bike home even with the bent handlebars.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2022 07:59 PM (lz5hY)

95 See girls, we're born that way. It's in our genes.

Posted by: Javems at May 05, 2022 07:59 PM (AmoqO)

96 What could go wrong?
Posted by: fd at May 05, 2022 07:58 PM (vrz2I)

you gots to train a new wife

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 05, 2022 07:59 PM (yrol0)

97 I can explain better than PhD psychologists why grown men have a fascincation with women's breasts's:

BOOBS

The End

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2022 07:59 PM (dscaa)

98 crusty Dr. Daniel Auschlander on NBCs acclaimed 1980s hospital drama St. Elsewhere

Never was much of a TV watcher but my ex and I were hooked on that show.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 05, 2022 08:00 PM (Xrfse)

99 " My wife went on vacation to Florida and had the opportunity to ride a zip line across the alligator compound at an alligator farm"

What could go wrong?
Posted by: fd

Nothing. And that's the problem!
--Rodney Dangerfield

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 08:00 PM (H4qIP)

100 Fuck Hildago

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 05, 2022 07:49 PM (yrol0)
---

Is that the Northern legend about Hillary stalking the frozen wastes at night?

Posted by: Axeman at May 05, 2022 08:00 PM (krQz2)

101 osted by: Dave in Fla at May 05, 2022 07:54 PM (5p7BC)

That's my sarcastic name for her. I think it's Public Health Director. She parrots everything out of the CDC and insists everybody needs to be vaccinated.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2022 08:00 PM (fF2aM)

102 From whence does my endless fascination with shapely female legs come from? Was I leg-fed? God PhD's are such fucking retarded imbeciles.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2022 08:00 PM (dscaa)

103 Today's dose of insanity:

Owner of a Jeep with a standard transmission is sued by the family of a mechanic at the dealership after another worker, who couldn't drive a stick, crashed into and killed the mechanic.

The owner had simply dropped off the Jeep for an oil change.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 08:01 PM (9qSw/)

104 Insomniac turning 50 today ? WOW, what a milestone!

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2022 08:01 PM (V13WU)

105 I can explain better than PhD psychologists why grown men have a fascincation with women's breasts's:

BOOBS

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2022 07:59 PM (dscaa)
---
They are bags that tend to be fun.

And who doesn't like fun?

Posted by: Axeman at May 05, 2022 08:01 PM (krQz2)

106 My wife went on vacation to Florida and had the opportunity to ride a zip line across the alligator compound at an alligator farm"

What could go wrong?
Posted by: fd

Nothing. And that's the problem!
--Rodney Dangerfield

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 08:00 PM (H4qIP)

"She said 'kiss me where it smells'. So I took her to the alligator compound."

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2022 08:02 PM (dscaa)

107 Is that the Northern legend about Hillary stalking the frozen wastes at night?
Posted by: Axeman at May 05, 2022 08:00 PM (krQz2)

Harris county judge

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 05, 2022 08:03 PM (yrol0)

108
Owner of a Jeep with a standard transmission is sued by the family of a mechanic at the dealership after another worker, who couldn't drive a stick, crashed into and killed the mechanic.

The owner had simply dropped off the Jeep for an oil change.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 08:01 PM (9qSw/)

Sometimes there's a missing detail that makes these clickbait-y stories make more sense.

And sometimes not.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2022 08:03 PM (dscaa)

109 102 From whence does my endless fascination with shapely female legs come from? Was I leg-fed? God PhD's are such fucking retarded imbeciles.
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2022 08:00 PM (dscaa)

now do butt

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 05, 2022 08:03 PM (yrol0)

110 I can explain better than PhD psychologists why grown men have a fascincation with women's breasts's:

Is it possible God designed men to be attracted to the bodies of women?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 05, 2022 08:04 PM (eGTCV)

111 That is a pretty picture.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 05, 2022 08:04 PM (3NKiY)

112 Women own us, they are the seat of life and the fount of life; what else is there?

Posted by: Braenyard, whistling past the graveyard at May 05, 2022 08:04 PM (WSVNe)

113 Posted by: runner at May 05, 2022 07:57 PM (V13WU)

Thanks; I was only there for a little while and the meetings are only once a month. I probably won't be at the next one but the head of the local conservative group needs some support. You can tell most of the committee can't stand him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2022 08:04 PM (fF2aM)

114 Wow! That beautiful picture! I want to live there.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - no longer playing the game at May 05, 2022 08:05 PM (9qiMu)

115 108
Owner of a Jeep with a standard transmission is sued by the family of a mechanic at the dealership after another worker, who couldn't drive a stick, crashed into and killed the mechanic.

The owner had simply dropped off the Jeep for an oil change.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 08:01 PM (9qSw/)

Sometimes there's a missing detail that makes these clickbait-y stories make more sense.

And sometimes not.
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2022 08:03 PM (dscaa)

I would guess the lawyer is taking the sue everyone approach. I wouldn't figure the owner as having really enough to be worth going after though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 05, 2022 08:06 PM (b2nrj)

116 Could it be that men are hardwired to be attracted to women because we need to reproduce?

Posted by: fd at May 05, 2022 08:06 PM (vrz2I)

117 112 Women own us, they are the seat of life and the fount of life; what else is there?

Posted by: Braenyard, whistling past the graveyard at May 05, 2022 08:04 PM (WSVNe

Women don't own us.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 08:07 PM (9qSw/)

118 ZOD.
Posted by: ZOD at May 05, 2022 07:34 PM

*considers comment*

*considers nic*

*nods*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 05, 2022 08:07 PM (RkC6l)

119 Vehicle is the dealership's responsibility until it is returned to the owner.

Posted by: Braenyard, whistling past the graveyard at May 05, 2022 08:07 PM (WSVNe)

120 took her to the alligator compound

Take her to the St Louis arch and kiss her between the legs.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 05, 2022 08:07 PM (m51hW)

121 Women don't own us.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 08:07 PM (9qSw/)

Our chains are but light.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 05, 2022 08:08 PM (3NKiY)

122 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 08:08 PM (arJlL)

123 Mama sheep rejecting its lamb = dinner

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 05, 2022 08:09 PM (llON8)

124 We're going to be seeing a lot more of the vigilante style videos. Well done, blue states.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 05, 2022 07:31 PM (QYPq3)

That was a Brazilian video and I suspect that most of the guys dealing out the curb stomping knew or cared why they were doing it, just that it was being done

Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2022 08:09 PM (xhaym)

125 It's cute how some women are quite anxious about having boobs that are different sized and revealing them to their boyfriends.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2022 08:09 PM (4I/2K)

126 'They appear to imagine that the ideal of constancy was a yoke mysteriously imposed on mankind by the devil, instead of being, as it is, a yoke consistently imposed by all lovers on themselves. They have invented a phrase, a phrase that is a black and white contradiction in two words-'free-love'-as if a lover ever had been, or ever could be, free. It is the nature of love to bind itself, and the institution of marriage merely paid the average man the compliment of taking him at his word.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 05, 2022 08:09 PM (3NKiY)

127
RIP

crusty Dr. Daniel Auschlander on NBCs acclaimed 1980s hospital drama St. Elsewhere.

Norman Lloyd

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 05, 2022 07:55 PM

another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2022 08:10 PM (ENBF0)

128 Yes; That photo is lovely.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2022 08:10 PM (fF2aM)

129 Thanks; I was only there for a little while and the meetings are only once a month. I probably won't be at the next one but the head of the local conservative group needs some support. You can tell most of the committee can't stand him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2022 08:04 PM (fF2aM)

They will all be there...after you take care of yourself and heal..you won't miss anything...

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2022 08:11 PM (V13WU)

130 I would guess the lawyer is taking the sue everyone approach. I wouldn't figure the owner as having really enough to be worth going after though.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

One thing the jeep owner doesn't have?

Culpability. None. Zero. Nada. Nein.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 08:11 PM (H4qIP)

131 Insomniac? 50?!?

In lawyer years that's probably closer to 145.

Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 08:13 PM (nb8KI)

132 Women don't own us.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 08:07 PM (9qSw/)

Our chains are but light.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Our chains are a heavy as a lace negligée.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 08:13 PM (H4qIP)

133 'And he that's fairly out of both Of all the world is blest. He lives as in the golden age, When all things made were common; He takes his pipe, he takes his glass, He fears no man or woman.' This is a perfectly possible, rational and manly position. But what have lovers to do with ridiculous affectations of fearing no man or woman? They know that in the turning of a hand the whole cosmic engine to the remotest star may become an instrument of music or an instrument of torture. They hear a song older than Suckling's, that has survived a hundred philosophies. 'Who is this that looketh out of the window, fair as the sun, clear as the moon, terrible as an army with banners?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 05, 2022 08:13 PM (3NKiY)

134
One thing the jeep owner doesn't have?

Culpability. None. Zero. Nada. Nein.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 08:11 PM

plus, they owe him a new Jeep

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2022 08:15 PM (ENBF0)

135 133 That, and fartclams.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2022 08:15 PM (lz5hY)

136 130 I would guess the lawyer is taking the sue everyone approach. I wouldn't figure the owner as having really enough to be worth going after though.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

One thing the jeep owner doesn't have?

Culpability. None. Zero. Nada. Nein.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 08:11 PM (H4qIP)

The manufacturer doesn't either but I'd assume they're being sued as well.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 05, 2022 08:15 PM (b2nrj)

137 Fen...please take care of yourself first. For now There will be plenty of time to battle the dragons after.
Posted by: runner at May 05, 2022 07:57 PM (V13WU)

Fen, listen to runner!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 05, 2022 08:16 PM (hOUT3)

138 terrible as an army with banners?

And giant paper mache heads.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 05, 2022 08:16 PM (m51hW)

139 Posted by: runner at May 05, 2022 08:11 PM (V13WU)

I appreciate the support.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2022 08:17 PM (fF2aM)

140 There does seem to be a paucity of Michael Landon in the post, however.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 05, 2022 08:17 PM (3NKiY)

141 138 And skateboards.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2022 08:18 PM (lz5hY)

142 Is it possible God designed men to be attracted to the bodies of women?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 05, 2022 08:04 PM (eGTCV)

That's just crazy talkin' there.

Posted by: MkY at May 05, 2022 08:18 PM (cPGH3)

143 Depending on the State there are Mechanics/Garage insurance which would be primary. Some states have the insurance follow the car if the driver is a permissive user.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 05, 2022 08:18 PM (27hQX)

144 Is it possible God designed men to be attracted to the bodies of women?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 05, 2022 08:04 PM (eGTCV)

Come on , man, completely implausible premise, I mean how would any one really know they're female!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 05, 2022 08:19 PM (hOUT3)

145 Fen...please take care of yourself first. For now There will be plenty of time to battle the dragons after.
Posted by: runner at May 05, 2022 07:57 PM (V13WU)

Fen, listen to runner!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 05, 2022 08:16 PM (hOUT3)

This. All of this.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2022 08:19 PM (4I/2K)

146 There does seem to be a paucity of Michael Landon in the post, however.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Paucity? Is that like mauve?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 08:19 PM (H4qIP)

147 RIP

Norman Lloyd

Posted by: rhennigantx

That, and fartclams.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Amen

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 05, 2022 08:20 PM (zuD91)

148 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 05, 2022 08:13 PM (3NKiY)

I sure would like to partake of what you are smoking...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 05, 2022 08:20 PM (hOUT3)

149 Fen...please take care of yourself first. For now There will be plenty of time to battle the dragons after.
Posted by: runner

Fen, listen to runner!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

This. All of this.
Posted by: Count de Monet

I agree with runner Johnson & Commissar Hrothgar Johnson and Count de Money Johnson!

Posted by: Big Johnson at May 05, 2022 08:21 PM (H4qIP)

150 Adam looked at Eve and said he had no idea what that was but he liked 3, yes he did.
I've always liked that part of Paradise Lost when Adam met Eve.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 05, 2022 08:21 PM (eGTCV)

151 Fen, listen to runner!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 05, 2022 08:16 PM (hOUT3)

He's pre-med

Posted by: MkY at May 05, 2022 08:22 PM (cPGH3)

152 I sure would like to partake of what you are smoking...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 05, 2022 08:20 PM (hOUT3)

I am just a big old softy romantic at heart.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 05, 2022 08:22 PM (3NKiY)

153 Owner of a Jeep with a standard transmission is sued by the family of a mechanic at the dealership after another worker, who couldn't drive a stick, crashed into and killed the mechanic.
The owner had simply dropped off the Jeep for an oil change.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 08:01 PM (9qSw/)

Is the lawyer claiming that the Jeep owner failed with negligence and criminal disregard for the lives of the dealership employees to have the correct exorcisms performed?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2022 08:22 PM (xhaym)

154 Didn't they see the sloth crossing sign?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 05, 2022 08:23 PM (lgeFv)

155 So Insom, a very belated Happy Birthday to ye.
Not that I would know, but I understated it is all downhill from hereon out!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 05, 2022 08:24 PM (hOUT3)

156 Hubba hubba probably wasn't part of Adam's vocabulary but he would have used it when he first saw Eve.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 05, 2022 08:24 PM (eGTCV)

157
Paucity? Is that like mauve?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 08:19 PM (H4qIP)

More like "barmecide"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2022 08:24 PM (xhaym)

158 Famous writers come here to slum. You can tell by the mature focus yet can convers with idiots and booger eaters.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 05, 2022 08:25 PM (LSRb3)

159 Another Republican Primary commercial here in Arkansas. They're all trying to out MAGA the other guy. This guy, running for reelection as Secretary of State more or less says he kept AR's elections honest (he did) and the Donks cheated like hell elsewhere (they did).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2022 08:25 PM (lz5hY)

160 Hubba hubba probably wasn't part of Adam's vocabulary but he would have used it when he first saw Eve.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 05, 2022 08:24 PM (eGTCV)

Better stand back. I don't know how big this thing will get.

Posted by: Adam with Just The Punchline at May 05, 2022 08:25 PM (4I/2K)

161 More like "barmecide"

Posted by: Kindltot

I cleaned the kitchen with a can of barmecide.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 08:26 PM (H4qIP)

162 My mom is white. Why would I prefer black girls? Boobs? The way a woman walks and sounds are most.importsnt.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at May 05, 2022 08:26 PM (b+v9B)

163 I sure would like to partake of what you are smoking...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 05, 2022 08:20 PM (hOUT3)

Plus, that's GK Chesterton, not me. You can tell because boobs are not referenced once.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 05, 2022 08:26 PM (3NKiY)

164 Strict product liability is something the bottom feeders have wanted. Basically this means suing everybody for anything. DUI with injuries? Sue GM.

I suspect maybe that's partly the reason for going after gunmakers for anyone using a firearm in a crime? It sets a type of precedent, as well as removing the average persons ability to defend themself or their family, at least in the long run.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 05, 2022 08:26 PM (j7VW4)

165 The local theater group did The Paucity of Michael Landon last year. It was not well received, and they weren't sure if it was Covid or the casting. To be safe they are going to do Music Man again next Summer

Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2022 08:27 PM (xhaym)

166 155

Understand

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 05, 2022 08:27 PM (hOUT3)

167 There's a Republican running for DA in the primary here.
The ad makes it appear that the opponent is a Democrat - never mentions the actual opponent's name.

Posted by: Braenyard, whistling past the graveyard at May 05, 2022 08:28 PM (WSVNe)

168 I suspect maybe that's partly the reason for going after gunmakers for anyone using a firearm in a crime? It sets a type of precedent, as well as removing the average persons ability to defend themself or their family, at least in the long run.
Posted by: Common Tater

Louisville Slugger, Ginsu, Stanley Hammers

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 08:28 PM (H4qIP)

169 Is the lawyer claiming that the Jeep owner failed with negligence and criminal disregard for the lives of the dealership employees to have the correct exorcisms performed?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2022 08:22 PM (xhaym)

Yes! This type of wrongful death is what results when corporations put profit ahead of safety and common sense.

Banning manual transmissions and getting a large payout to keep the legal profession stocked with whores and vacation homes in Hawaii is the only outcome acceptable.

For The People!

Posted by: John Morgan, democrat super lawyer at May 05, 2022 08:28 PM (R/m4+)

170 Ok, y'all who have Insomniac's email - send him Happy 50th B-day greeting ! You still have a number of hours left ! Hurry!! give him a call ! He'll be so pleased.

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2022 08:29 PM (V13WU)

171 Just watched the latest Better Call Saul episode. It's beginning to link up to the Breaking Bad era. It's amazing how suspenseful every episode is even though we know Saul and Gus Fring will make it to the next series.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 05, 2022 08:30 PM (Dc2NZ)

172 Ok, y'all who have Insomniac's email - send him Happy 50th B-day greeting ! You still have a number of hours left ! Hurry!! give him a call ! He'll be so pleased.
Posted by: runner

Moon the camera and attach the picture!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 08:30 PM (H4qIP)

173 Strict product liability is something the bottom feeders have wanted. Basically this means suing everybody for anything. DUI with injuries?
...
Posted by: Common Tater at May 05, 2022 08:26 PM (j7VW4)

Don't forget to thank the establishment lawyers for this...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 05, 2022 08:30 PM (hOUT3)

174 The owner had simply dropped off the Jeep for an oil change.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Let me guess. The dead mechanic didn't have health, life or worker's comp coverage either his own or through the business, which was owned by an illegal alien who also had no insurance of any kind, or even a license to operate the business, and the driver of the jeep, also an illegal, didn't have insurance or even a driver's license?

But the jeep has comp, collision, PIP and the owner is a citizen of the US.

Am I close?

Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 08:30 PM (n8rd/)

175 127 RIP

crusty Dr. Daniel Auschlander on NBCs acclaimed 1980s hospital drama St. Elsewhere.

Norman Lloyd

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 05, 2022 07:55 PM

another grim milestone for the biden administration
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2022 08:10 PM (ENBF0)

He died last year, but the point still stands.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at May 05, 2022 08:30 PM (DTX3h)

176 Louisville Slugger, Ginsu, Stanley Hammers
Posted by: rickb223
----------------

All well and good but there is nothing like the great equalizer.

Posted by: Braenyard, whistling past the graveyard at May 05, 2022 08:31 PM (WSVNe)

177 First rule of lawfare: it doesn't have to stick, it doesn't even have to make sense, it just has to have a lawyer willing to sign his name on the court filing.

Posted by: CppThis at May 05, 2022 08:31 PM (UewuT)

178 All of that is moot.
The story goes that it was dropped of at the DEALERSHIP.

All of those liability insurance and health insurance questions are answered.

Posted by: Braenyard, whistling past the graveyard at May 05, 2022 08:33 PM (WSVNe)

179

I am Moot

Posted by: Moot at May 05, 2022 08:34 PM (xhaym)

180 Better stand back. I don't know how big this thing will get.

Posted by: Adam with Just The Punchline

More like Adam ran shrieking back into the Garden and hid until whatever the Hell was happening for the very first time down in his crotchal area stopped happening.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 08:37 PM (n8rd/)

181 Not only are boobs beautiful, they also serve a beautiful purpose.

Feeding babies.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2022 08:41 PM (EBFfR)

182 Dr Qtip used barmecide and the drips are gone!

Posted by: BJ Clinton at May 05, 2022 08:42 PM (/xeH7)

183
Man, this is a lively bunch ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 08:42 PM (xD85g)

184 Feeding babies.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2022 08:41 PM (EBFfR)

*Shoves the little bastids out of the way*

Posted by: Hungry Tit-Fiend at May 05, 2022 08:42 PM (nb8KI)

185 Man, this is a lively bunch ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 08:42 PM (xD85g)

Well most everyone here has dinner by four and in bed at 7:30.

Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 08:43 PM (nb8KI)

186 Not only are boobs beautiful, they also serve a beautiful purpose.

Fun bags!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 08:45 PM (H4qIP)

187
Well most everyone here has dinner by four and in bed at 7:30.
Posted by: Robert

... and thus died the conceit that all of us here were 29 years old, Your Honor!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 08:46 PM (xD85g)

188 Man, this is a lively bunch ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 08:42 PM (xD85g)

Well most everyone here has dinner by four and in bed at 7:30.
Posted by: Robert

Sucks being 29.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 08:46 PM (H4qIP)

189 If you were on the West Coast, you'd look like a real night owl, instead of someone in bed by 8:30

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 05, 2022 08:48 PM (5HBd1)

190 171 Just watched the latest Better Call Saul episode. It's beginning to link up to the Breaking Bad era. It's amazing how suspenseful every episode is even though we know Saul and Gus Fring will make it to the next series.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 05, 2022 08:30 PM (Dc2NZ)

It is amazing how humans, when reading action books or watching action movies and TV shows, get anxious about the main character being killed beginning early the book/movie. It is not rational - why would there be another 300 pages or 90 minutes left if the protagonist is killed now? But I and everyone else always has the same fear that this time, the hero is toast. Good authors and screenplay writers can play humans like a fiddle, as can good politicians and con-artists (BIRM).

Posted by: Gref at May 05, 2022 08:48 PM (AMIL/)

191 Jugs!

Posted by: BJ Clinton at May 05, 2022 08:48 PM (/xeH7)

192 ... and thus died the conceit that all of us here were 29 years old, Your Honor!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 08:46 PM (xD85g)

Sucks being 29.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 08:46 PM (H4qIP)

*Throws his pill box at all you young'ins*

Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 08:49 PM (nb8KI)

193 That poor sloth, just hanging out, get bashed from behind by a kid

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2022 08:49 PM (KZzsI)

194
You know those "lost" or closed stations in the NYC subway system? Well, when you are flying from almost anywhere else to Michigan's Upper Peninsula after sunset, you spend not a little time in the airlines' equivalent in Detroit Metro Airport.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 08:50 PM (xD85g)

195 Well hell, let's get this party started!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2022 08:51 PM (r+nej)

196 Is Switzerland really that beautiful? I've only been to the southern most part of it. I don't remember those beautiful colors.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 05, 2022 08:51 PM (2NHgQ)

197 Boobs? The way a woman walks and sounds are most.importsnt.
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at May 05, 2022 08:26 PM (b+v9B)

Taste is always important too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 05, 2022 08:51 PM (R/m4+)

198 Well hell, let's get this party started!
Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2022 08:51 PM (r+nej)

Time to Par-Tay, Ben Had has arrived!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 05, 2022 08:52 PM (hOUT3)

199 Detroit airport has that psychedelic light show in the tunnel?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 05, 2022 08:52 PM (/xeH7)

200 NY Rangers are winning but they do not have an enforcer.

The Philly Flyers Broad Street Bullies always had two or three enforcers - guys who they didn't care got tossed out of the game - actually that was their jobs.

The Rangers have always played a gentleman's hockey - while the Broad Street Bullies would have long since knocked Crosby into LuLu land in the first period. NYR are just not tough enough to win this I think...

Posted by: Boswell at May 05, 2022 08:53 PM (5iUNf)

201 Not only are boobs beautiful, they also serve a beautiful purpose.

Feeding babies.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2022 08:41 PM (EBFfR)

And nurturing infants!

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2022 08:53 PM (dscaa)

202 188 Man, this is a lively bunch ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 08:42 PM (xD85g)

Everyone is at insomniac's birthday party.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2022 08:53 PM (U2p+3)

203 "103 Today's dose of insanity:
Owner of a Jeep with a standard transmission is sued by the family of a mechanic at the dealership after another worker, who couldn't drive a stick, crashed into and killed the mechanic.
The owner had simply dropped off the Jeep for an oil change.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 08:01 PM (9qSw/) "

saw that one, a real headscratcher ... all I can figure is that he must have enough assets to be worth suing ... not gonna get nuffin from the teenaged apprentice who actually ran him over.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at May 05, 2022 08:53 PM (LN3uv)

204
Boobs? The way a woman walks and sounds are most important.
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at May 05, 2022 08:26 PM (b+v9B)

Taste is always important too.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

And here I thought this place had become devoid of love and longing for Joy Behar!
* wipes away tear *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 08:54 PM (xD85g)

205 Hrothgar, Hugs dear friend

Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2022 08:54 PM (r+nej)

206 Well hell, let's get this party started!
Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2022 08:51 PM (r+nej)

When the pills kick in.

Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 08:54 PM (nb8KI)

207
Are we discussing Adam's boner?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 05, 2022 08:54 PM (zuD91)

208 >>Is Switzerland really that beautiful?

Yep.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2022 08:54 PM (ZLI7S)

209 Insom isn't 50, by the way, but happy birthday to him.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 05, 2022 08:55 PM (hzpR3)

210 The skull gear shift knob probably triggered the little shit.

Posted by: fd at May 05, 2022 08:55 PM (vrz2I)

211
Everyone is at insomniac's birthday party.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I heard that the galvanized tire iron invitations were things of surpassing beauty.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 08:55 PM (xD85g)

212 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2022 07:30 PM (/U27+)

Hadrian—thank you for that. I have been neglectful today with prayer and contemplation. And yes the TLM has a special place in my heart..

Posted by: 7man at May 05, 2022 08:56 PM (qwO6y)

213 Are we discussing Adam's boner?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 05, 2022 08:54 PM (zuD91)

Ain't it a beaut?!

Posted by: Adam at May 05, 2022 08:56 PM (4I/2K)

214 >>Is Switzerland really that beautiful?

Yep.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2022 08:54 PM (ZLI7S

And really expensive.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 05, 2022 08:56 PM (hzpR3)

215 I question a person that can't drive a stick running over someone. They normally just kill the engine by not being able to work the clutch.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2022 08:56 PM (r+nej)

216 Insom isn't 50, by the way, but happy birthday to him.
Posted by: chique l'African

Never trust a lawyer...

unless you have paid contingency fees up front, and even then...!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 05, 2022 08:58 PM (hOUT3)

217 >>NY Rangers are winning but they do not have an enforcer.

Have you met Ryan Reeves?

He's probably the toughest guy in the NHL and has transformed the team this year.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2022 08:58 PM (ZLI7S)

218
If mechanic A asked mechanic B asked to crank over the Jeep while A was under the hood, the Jeep, in 1st gear, could easily crush A against the shop wall.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 05, 2022 08:59 PM (zuD91)

219 The owner failed to inform the dealer that it was a standard transmission and also to instruct them not to kill anyone with it.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2022 08:59 PM (dscaa)

220 Hi Commissar!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 05, 2022 09:00 PM (hzpR3)

221 >>And really expensive.

Very. But one of the most beautiful countries I've been to.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2022 09:00 PM (ZLI7S)

222 Wonder if any groups of American Indians are living overseas?

Wonder how they vote? Do they dislike Europeans?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 05, 2022 09:00 PM (K8Yvs)

223 They normally just kill the engine by not being able to work the clutch.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2022 08:56 PM (r+nej)

Revving the engine because the car isn't moving...

and then popping the clutch!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 05, 2022 09:01 PM (hOUT3)

224 I never stand in front of a vehicle that is starting, automatic or not.
I've seen too many lurch forward for one reason or another.

Posted by: fd at May 05, 2022 09:01 PM (vrz2I)

225 Very. But one of the most beautiful countries I've been to.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2022 09:00 PM (ZLI7S)

Same here. I was happy it was a work trip though so I didn't have to pay for it. Food was so so, though.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 05, 2022 09:01 PM (hzpR3)

226 We drove from Nice to Florence over a couple of days. Seemed like we in tunnels as much as not. They each were named, in Italy. No airplanes though.

Posted by: Javems at May 05, 2022 09:02 PM (AmoqO)

227 Hello Chique!

Those pictures are enough for me to want to make a trip to Switzerland, expensive or not!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 05, 2022 09:02 PM (hOUT3)

228 Dealership mechanics go to company mechanic training.
They know all of the vehicles the company manufactures.

There is a problem with the story.

Posted by: Braenyard, whistling past the graveyard at May 05, 2022 09:02 PM (WSVNe)

229 We drove from Nice to Florence over a couple of days. Seemed like we in tunnels as much as not. They each were named, in Italy. No airplanes though.

Posted by: Javems at May 05, 2022 09:02 PM (AmoqO)

Was it nice?

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2022 09:03 PM (dscaa)

230 It is amazing how humans, when reading action books or watching action movies and TV shows, get anxious about the main character being killed beginning early the book/movie.
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OTOH, I've never felt a moment's anxiety about Matt Dillon stepping out into the street.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2022 09:03 PM (aex1q)

231 Happy Birthday!!!!! Insomniac

Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2022 09:03 PM (plZ5h)

232 Another thing you don't want to do is set your gas can down where a carb backfire can ignite it.

Posted by: fd at May 05, 2022 09:03 PM (vrz2I)

233 I question a person that can't drive a stick running over someone.

I imagine its like driving on ice. Keep the RPMs down, use an extra gear, and momentum is your friend. Avoid excess steering or brake inputs. You don't want to make a "rooster tail" ... just a slow, steady stream of blood and guts.

And once the pavement gets dry, flip back into two wheel. No sense in putting extra stress on the drive train.

Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 05, 2022 09:04 PM (GVssX)

234 I question a person that can't drive a stick running over someone. They normally just kill the engine by not being able to work the clutch.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2022 08:56 PM (r+nej)

May have had a granny gear and panicked.
Dad's Chevy has a granny gear and no synchromesh to get to second, but it and four wheel low I doubt I could kill it by popping the clutch

I have not managed to double clutch it out of first so I start in second, which really messed me up when I bought the Ranger.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2022 09:04 PM (xhaym)

235 Not only are boobs beautiful, they also serve a beautiful purpose.

Feeding babies.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2022 08:41 PM (EBFfR)

And nurturing infants!
Posted by: ...

And consoling adults!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 09:04 PM (H4qIP)

236 Those pictures are enough for me to want to make a trip to Switzerland, expensive or not!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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Try the chocolate.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2022 09:05 PM (aex1q)

237 Was it nice?

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2022 09:03 PM (dscaa)

Very.

Posted by: Javems at May 05, 2022 09:05 PM (AmoqO)

238 And consoling adults!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 09:04 PM (H4qIP)

Good to see we still have priorities here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 05, 2022 09:06 PM (hOUT3)

239 >>Same here. I was happy it was a work trip though so I didn't have to pay for it. Food was so so, though.

Ha. You must have been to the same places I went to.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2022 09:06 PM (ZLI7S)

240 Why men live shorter...

Working as a contractor in NW Saudi, the fun thing to do with the FNGs was to take them downtown for a haircut.

Trimming ear hairs was done with a cotton ball, alcohol, and a Bic lighter. Fun part was not to warning the FNG.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 05, 2022 09:06 PM (8C7+r)

241 If mechanic A asked mechanic B asked to crank over the Jeep while A was under the hood, the Jeep, in 1st gear, could easily crush A against the shop wall.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 05, 2022 08:59 PM (zuD91)

{taking notes}

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 05, 2022 09:06 PM (dscaa)

242 I have a vague recollection of getting drunk one night at Lucerne. That's it. See: Squandered youth.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2022 09:07 PM (aex1q)

243 One year Dad was not feeling up to walking the road with a spray rig on his back to kill the weeds, so I had the bright idea to have him ride in the back of the pickup with the backpack sprayer while I drove the road in 4WD Low and in first gear.

I was smart enough to tie a rope from one side to the other to act to keep him from falling out, but he slid towards the cab instead and almost flipped over the backpack sprayer.
We never tried that one again.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2022 09:08 PM (xhaym)

244 Push the clutch in
Pull it to neutral
Let the clutch out
Push the clutch in
Pull it to second
Let the clutch out

Posted by: Braenyard, whistling past the graveyard at May 05, 2022 09:08 PM (WSVNe)

245 It is amazing how humans, when reading action books or watching action movies and TV shows, get anxious about the main character being killed beginning early the book/movie.

Some jackwagon wrote a series. Spent the entire first book developing the character and making the reader invested in him. Kill him off in the first ten pages of the second book. WTF? Who does that?
That'd be like killing Bosch off in the second episode of the first season.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 09:08 PM (H4qIP)

246 Trimming ear hairs was done with a cotton ball, alcohol, and a Bic lighter. Fun part was not to warning the FNG.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 05, 2022 09:06 PM (8C7+r)

My Senior DI liked to trim nose hairs with a match.

Not moving was the key to success.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 05, 2022 09:09 PM (R/m4+)

247 Not only are boobs beautiful, they also serve a beautiful purpose.

Feeding babies.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2022 08:41 PM (EBFfR)

And nurturing infants!
Posted by: ...

And consoling adults!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 09:04 PM (H4qIP)

And strengthening hands. Hand PT.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2022 09:10 PM (4I/2K)

248 There is a problem with the story.

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The Jeep apparently was able to move without assistance from a tow truck? That's a red flag right there.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 05, 2022 09:10 PM (8AONa)

249 The Greeks must have studied capybaras when they wrote about stoicism.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 09:10 PM (0rQxu)

250 Evening, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Sunny day here in NE MA. Took the Harley for a ride to Portsmouth and back to chase away the blues. It was a temporary cheer.

Rain and chill in the forecast for tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 05, 2022 09:12 PM (2JVJo)

251
{taking notes}
Posted by: Hillary Clinton

Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 09:13 PM (xD85g)

252 I think I was in Switzerland as a 10 year old with Mom and Dad when we lived in Germany. Saw picture of us with me wearing a Bavarian hat, feather and all.

Posted by: Javems at May 05, 2022 09:13 PM (AmoqO)

253 Not only are boobs beautiful, they also serve a beautiful purpose.
Feeding babies.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Boobs are like model trains. They're both made for kids but it's usually dad that ends up playing with them.

I'll show myself out.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 05, 2022 09:13 PM (R+nZe)

254 Capybaras can jump pretty high. Ace had a vid.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 05, 2022 09:14 PM (Rrvfj)

255 247 Not only are boobs beautiful, they also serve a beautiful purpose.
Feeding babies.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2022 08:41 PM (EBFfR)
And nurturing infants!
Posted by: ...
And consoling adults!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 09:04 PM (H4qIP)
And strengthening hands. Hand PT.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2022 09:10 PM (4I/2K)

Boobs with silicone enhancement. Discuss.

Posted by: Trouble Maker at May 05, 2022 09:14 PM (zRZ7o)

256 ...
Posted by: Braenyard, whistling past the graveyard at May 05, 2022 09:08 PM (WSVNe)
Sounds like a crap transmission to me!
Clutch in
Shift to First
Redline it
Clutch out
When you hit the redline again,
Clutch in
Slam it into Second
Clutch Out
Redline it
Repeat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 05, 2022 09:14 PM (hOUT3)

257 Fuck Hildago
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 05, 2022 07:49 PM (yrol0)

Obligatory: not with a stolen dick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 09:16 PM (afgOD)

258 I have a vague recollection of getting drunk one night at Lucerne. That's it. See: Squandered youth.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2022 09:07 PM (aex1q)

Surely you can remember more of Lucerne.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2022 09:16 PM (dscaa)

259 Soccer ball girl has it goin on.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 09:16 PM (0rQxu)

260 250 Evening, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Sunny day here in NE MA. Took the Harley for a ride to Portsmouth and back to chase away the blues. It was a temporary cheer.

Rain and chill in the forecast for tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 05, 2022 09:12 PM (2JVJo)

Had a buddy call me yesterday. He's 85. Still rides his Harley every day. Never had a road bike. Had a couple of Montesas when I use to Motocross.

Posted by: Javems at May 05, 2022 09:16 PM (AmoqO)

261 256 ... Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten
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That, right there, would take care of the whole drive train.

Posted by: Braenyard, whistling past the graveyard at May 05, 2022 09:17 PM (WSVNe)

262 Listening to Tim Pool and Ian is driving me nuts.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 05, 2022 09:17 PM (hzpR3)

263 Boobs FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2022 09:17 PM (H4qIP)

264 When I gave my dogs a bath I always had a towel ready for the inevitable twist and shower. They liked the towel.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 09:18 PM (0rQxu)

265 There's a Republican running for DA in the primary here.
The ad makes it appear that the opponent is a Democrat - never mentions the actual opponent's name.

That's an old political trick. FDR used it against Willkie. The idea is that mentioning your opponent's name gives him unintended publicity. When your voter goes to the polls, you want them to remember only your name, not that of the other nickelfucking stooge.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 05, 2022 09:18 PM (2JVJo)

266 Not a pretty goal but I'll take it.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2022 09:19 PM (ZLI7S)

267 "Took the Harley for a ride to Portsmouth and back to chase away the blues. It was a temporary cheer."

That is great. There is nothing like a motorcycle ride out on the open road. Sometimes I wish I still had a bike or two.

Posted by: fd at May 05, 2022 09:19 PM (vrz2I)

268 In my on-going attempt to piss off absolutely everybody, I present:

https://tinyurl.com/264mstza

Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2022 09:20 PM (xhaym)

269 One of the problems with dubbing us the MAGA crowd to avoid using Trump's name is his slogan isn't MAGA anymore. It's Save America.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2022 09:20 PM (dscaa)

270 Watching "Fallen" with Denzel and Embeth Davitz, Donald Sutherland, James Gandolfini and John Goodman.

Had forgotten how great this movie is.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 09:20 PM (8gxrg)

271
Surely you can remember more of Lucerne.
Posted by: ...
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The shop windows displayed very, *very* expensive merchandise. There were no hoboes...with the possible exception of myself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2022 09:20 PM (8On0t)

272 The red bull plane swap was 50% successful.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 09:20 PM (0rQxu)

273 Republicans Have Their Knives Out for Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo _Texas Monthly

Posted by: Braenyard, whistling past the graveyard at May 05, 2022 09:21 PM (WSVNe)

274 Surely you can remember more of Lucerne.
Posted by: ...
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The shop windows displayed very, *very* expensive merchandise. There were no hoboes...with the possible exception of myself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Wait, wait...there was a lake.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2022 09:21 PM (E5ADw)

275 Boobs with silicone enhancement. Discuss.
Posted by: Trouble Maker at May 05, 2022 09:14 PM (zRZ7o)

I agree with the wise words of Grandfather Poppins, who opined that more than a handful wasn't nearly enough.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 05, 2022 09:21 PM (2JVJo)

276 Now that was pretty.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2022 09:22 PM (ZLI7S)

277 Today's dose of insanity:

Owner of a Jeep with a standard transmission is sued by the family of a mechanic at the dealership after another worker, who couldn't drive a stick, crashed into and killed the mechanic.

The owner had simply dropped off the Jeep for an oil change.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2022 08:01 PM (9qSw/)

Sorry. It's the mechanic's own fault. By agreeing to work in an environment that allowed unqualified people to operate vehicles, he implicitly accepted the possibility of injury or death.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 09:23 PM (afgOD)

278 There is nothing like a motorcycle ride out on the open road. Sometimes I wish I still had a bike or two.
Posted by: fd at May 05, 2022 09:19 PM (vrz2I)

I have a 2012 Sportster 883, bored out to 1200. It needs a serious clean and detailing, but I had to get out of the house, go smoke a pipe and sit in the sun for a while.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 05, 2022 09:23 PM (2JVJo)

279
That is great. There is nothing like a motorcycle ride out on the open road.
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Sooner or later, you have to turn around and head home.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2022 09:24 PM (E5ADw)

280 The Skills gal has hips for making many, many beautiful babies.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 05, 2022 09:25 PM (lKAqb)

281 Adjustable boobs.

I'm a 7.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 05, 2022 09:26 PM (K8Yvs)

282
Are we discussing Adam's boner?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news

We could talk about Adam's Ribs*.

*In Chicago:

https://m.zmenu.com/adams-ribs-chicago-online-menu/

Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 09:26 PM (8gxrg)

283 Sheesh MPPPP that's over 4 times bigger than my first street bike, a Yamaha RD 250. I bet it's a sweet ride.

Posted by: fd at May 05, 2022 09:27 PM (vrz2I)

284 That baby gif. It's always funny to see a baby taught sign language look a nice rack dead-on and start making the open hand closed hand signal for "more". They're taught that because babies can hand signal before they can talk.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 09:28 PM (0rQxu)

285
I haven't made Ribs in a coon's age.

Or corn on the cob.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 05, 2022 09:29 PM (zuD91)

286 Sheesh MPPPP that's over 4 times bigger than my first street bike, a Yamaha RD 250. I bet it's a sweet ride.
Posted by: fd at May 05, 2022 09:27 PM (vrz2I)

My very first bike was a Honda Rebel 250, which I used to get my sea legs and make certain that I actually wanted to ride. My Harley was a floor model with 6 miles on it that nobody wanted. We've gone 20K together over the years and I am hoping to do a lot of riding this summer.

If any NE MA or NH morons want to do a day trip up the Kancamagus, shoot me a note.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 05, 2022 09:30 PM (2JVJo)

287 The only thing I know about Lucerne is my MIL has one. If you see a white one in the left lane going 20 mph under the speed limit, that's probably her.

Posted by: fd at May 05, 2022 09:30 PM (vrz2I)

288 that momma cat wanted a break. hooman momma wasn't cooperating.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 05, 2022 09:31 PM (UgAdJ)

289 Do commenters scatter before earthquakes?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 05, 2022 09:32 PM (K8Yvs)

290
I used to be able to grill corn on the cob to perfection.

My secret: peel the corn down to 1-2 layers of husk. Then place over indirect flame or the upper rack. It took about 45 minutes, but worth it.

The thin layer of husk would insulate the corn from burning or drying out.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 05, 2022 09:32 PM (zuD91)

291 Tim Pool about to clobber Ian.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 05, 2022 09:32 PM (hzpR3)

292 I haven't made Ribs in a coon's age.

Or corn on the cob.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news

Time to remedy that, STAT.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 09:32 PM (n8rd/)

293 I just showed the hungry baby thing to some internet friends on Zoom and they found it freakin' hilarious.

Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2022 09:33 PM (nb8KI)

294 I haven't made Ribs in a coon's age.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news

I'm making them tomorrow!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 05, 2022 09:34 PM (R+nZe)

295 I left my car with a shop for work. While the mechanic was test driving it, the car was hit by a drunk on a bicycle, which damaged the right mirror and the front bumper cover.

Shop's insurance covered the whole thing.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 05, 2022 09:34 PM (lKAqb)

296 There is way too much semi traffic and port traffic here for me to ever consider riding a cycle. I don't even feel safe surrounded by a car's steel.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 09:34 PM (0rQxu)

297 I used to be able to grill corn on the cob to perfection.

My secret: peel the corn down to 1-2 layers of husk. Then place over indirect flame or the upper rack. It took about 45 minutes, but worth it.

The thin layer of husk would insulate the corn from burning or drying out.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news

I would just cut off the silks, then soak the ears in water I'd boiled a couple sticks of butter into, then after an hour of soaking, drop 'em on the grill.

Soooooooo good.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 09:35 PM (n8rd/)

298
Oh, and I never wrapped the ears in foil.
My husk trick is superior to foil.

Grilling naked ears of corn in foil is inferior and silly.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 05, 2022 09:36 PM (zuD91)

299 The closest I ever got to buying a Harley was when when a guy I knew in the 80s had a 1978 ( I think) anniversary edition , maybe it was a 75th anniversary edition? Anyway it was pearl white with gold trim and he really needed to sell it, so I rode it around the block and felt like a pimp so declined.
I probably could have bought that bike for $1000 but it was the most unHarley Harley I had ever seen.

Posted by: fd at May 05, 2022 09:37 PM (vrz2I)

300 The Skills gal has hips for making many, many beautiful babies.

Yeah, she's superb.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 05, 2022 09:40 PM (KFhLj)

301 I probably could have bought that bike for $1000 but it was the most unHarley Harley I had ever seen.
Posted by: fd

I stayed downtown in Vegas last weekend and on Saturday I noticed a lot of Mongols staying there. It didn't really change anything other than I was far more polite to everyone I spoke to.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 05, 2022 09:40 PM (R+nZe)

302 >>> I would just cut off the silks, then soak the ears in water I'd boiled a couple sticks of butter into, then after an hour of soaking, drop 'em on the grill.

Soooooooo good.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2022 09:35 PM (n8rd/)

I peel back the husks, oil up the corn with paprika, salt, and pepper, then pull the husks up. I tie them up then I steam on the grill until done. So good.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 09:41 PM (0rQxu)

303 Still waiting for a decent weekend for an extended road trip on the Harley. Warmening...bah.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 05, 2022 09:41 PM (Xrfse)

304 Still waiting for a decent weekend for an extended road trip on the Harley. Warmening...bah.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 05, 2022 09:41 PM (Xrfse)

I've never just thrown some clothes into the saddlebags / backpack and done a 2-3 day ride out to western MA. I should do that before I have to go back to transcription again, even if it is only 2 days/week.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 05, 2022 09:44 PM (2JVJo)

305 Still waiting for a decent weekend for an extended road trip on the Harley. Warmening...bah.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 05, 2022 09:41 PM (Xrfse)

Snow in the forecast here for Monday.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 09:44 PM (eARZn)

306 What would be an interesting thing for behavior scientists to study would be if men are as obsessed with breasts in cultures where female toplessness is normal and public. How much of it is based on the general privateness of them and the implications of being able to see them. But of course they all study "racism" in infants, how many genders there are, and why lesbians (at least the unfilmed ones) tend to be fat.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 05, 2022 09:45 PM (3/XaG)

307 I had a 1200 Sportster when I lived in the Hudson Valley. Best area to ride a bike by far. I sold it when I moved to Houston. Worst area by far to ride a bike.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 05, 2022 09:47 PM (27hQX)

308 What would be an interesting thing for behavior scientists to study would be if men are as obsessed with breasts in cultures where female toplessness is normal and public.
Posted by: azjaeger

Meh. Once you've seen one pair of breast... you want to see every single pair on earth.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 05, 2022 09:47 PM (R+nZe)

309 So I'm sitting on a horse in my arena , giving it an air break and I hear a bunch of motorcycles coming down the road. The guy in the back does a triple flip and lands in the bar ditch deader than a wedge. It was his first bike ride.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2022 09:47 PM (plZ5h)

310 I've never just thrown some clothes into the saddlebags / backpack and done a 2-3 day ride out to western MA.

Go for it. My experience has been that if you plan your route well and the weather cooperates, it's a liberation.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 05, 2022 09:47 PM (Xrfse)

311 >>> The guy in the back does a triple flip and lands in the bar ditch deader than a wedge. It was his first bike ride.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2022 09:47 PM (plZ5h)

And last?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 09:48 PM (0rQxu)

312 banana dream. Last for sure. I took a blanket over to cover him up after I called 911.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2022 09:51 PM (plZ5h)

313 Around here you can tell its political campaign season cause suddenly your mailbox is filled with big glossy postcards showing pics of the Dem who has been in DC for the last 20 years on a horse wearing a cowboy hat while toting a shotgun. And the cards never tell you what party the person is.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 05, 2022 09:52 PM (3/XaG)

314 There is way too much semi traffic and port traffic here for me to ever consider riding a cycle. I don't even feel safe surrounded by a car's steel.
Posted by: banana Dream
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I spent several days riding around Manhattan. Not bad. The worst? Boston.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2022 09:53 PM (4E7Sa)

315 The guy in the back does a triple flip and lands in the bar ditch deader than a wedge. It was his first bike ride.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2022 09:47 PM (plZ5h)

It seems to be a muscle thing - once you lose control of the bike, your hand seizes on the throttle and keeps revving it up instead of letting go. Hope the guy's OK.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 05, 2022 09:53 PM (2JVJo)

316 And the cards never tell you what party the person is.
Posted by: azjaeger

For at least the last 20 years here in Oklahoma, no Democrat will state plainly that they are Democrats on their flyers. With good reason.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 05, 2022 09:53 PM (R+nZe)

317
Hope the guy's OK.
Posted by: Mary Poppins'

He ain't feeling no pain. So that's good.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 05, 2022 09:54 PM (zuD91)

318 Its always a good time to ride someplace and get a burger and a cold frosty one then ride back.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 05, 2022 09:55 PM (WERWY)

319 Just stopping by to say boobs are awesome

Posted by: ballistic at May 05, 2022 09:55 PM (oXNqT)

320 Ben Had, you mean...dead dead?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 05, 2022 09:55 PM (1anOZ)

321 I used to ride a motorcycle everywhere in Atlanta. I nearly died a hundred times or more. You have to ride like everyone is trying to run you over.

Posted by: fd at May 05, 2022 09:55 PM (vrz2I)

322 banana dream. Last for sure. I took a blanket over to cover him up after I called 911.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2022 09:51 PM (plZ5h)

When was this, recently?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2022 09:55 PM (4I/2K)

323 triple flip and lands in the bar ditch deader than a wedge.
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Hope the guy's OK.
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[puts down a $20]

I'm betting not.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2022 09:56 PM (lRqp7)

324 Tammy al Thor, Yep Dead, dead.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2022 09:56 PM (plZ5h)

325 Oh my mercy, girl; I'm so sorry you had to see that.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 05, 2022 09:58 PM (1anOZ)

326 I used to ride a motorcycle everywhere in Atlanta. I nearly died a hundred times or more. You have to ride like everyone is trying to run you over.
Posted by: fd
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Nothing focuses the attention like the sight of an oncoming '82 Buick wagon with a front plate 'Prepare to Meet Jesus'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2022 09:58 PM (lRqp7)

327 Count, no it was several years ago, but it was one of those things you don't forget. I had a ringside seat.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2022 09:59 PM (plZ5h)

328 ONT is up

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2022 09:59 PM (4I/2K)

329 You have to ride like everyone is trying to run you over.
Posted by: fd at May 05, 2022 09:55 PM (vrz2I)

Good rule for riders and drivers because there is far more than a speck of truth in that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 05, 2022 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

330 Reading some of the coverage of the Heard/Depp lawsuit, it sounds like Heard really racheted up her claims about the abuse. She testified to a bunch of new stuff that she never mentioned in the U.K. trial, like claiming that Depp sexually assaulted her with a liquor bottle (during the incident where she threw a bottle at him and cut off his finger tip) and strangled her to the point where she couldn't breathe. She's probably going to get skewered on cross tomorrow. Judging by the article comments, nobody is buying Heard's testimony.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 05, 2022 10:00 PM (k4dH2)

331 >>> What would be an interesting thing for behavior scientists to study would be if men are as obsessed with breasts in cultures where female toplessness is normal and public.
Posted by: azjaeger

Meh. Once you've seen one pair of breast... you want to see every single pair on earth.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 05, 2022 09:47 PM (R+nZe)

The world lacks femininity. They've supplanted feminity with some sort of Kick Ass Girls image which is not femininity but negates it by trying to substitute, instead, an inferior form of masculinity performed by women. Women are so much more wonderful and vital than the silly roles that liberalism has tried to offer up in their stead. Also, feminism is not women going out and trying to out horndog men either. At least not as a man does.

I'm a man and I admit I can't define it well but I certainly know that this world sorely lacks the necessary role that women play. I feel their absence in culture and society mightily.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2022 10:00 PM (0rQxu)

332 I've never just thrown some clothes into the saddlebags / backpack and done a 2-3 day ride out to western MA.

Go for it. My experience has been that if you plan your route well and the weather cooperates, it's a liberation.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 05, 2022 09:47 PM (Xrfse)

Just don't take the wrong fork at the junction of the Aylesbury Pike, and if you do, NEVER cross the covered bridge and stop in Dunwich.

Posted by: HTL at May 05, 2022 10:02 PM (OzSRy)

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