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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 04, 2022 07:38 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 04, 2022 07:39 PM (u73oe)
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Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 04, 2022 07:39 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Infidel at May 04, 2022 07:39 PM (M0FJx)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 04, 2022 07:40 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2022 07:40 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at May 04, 2022 07:41 PM (Ost4W)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 07:42 PM (B8pJT)
Posted by: Hands at May 04, 2022 07:42 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 07:42 PM (/crfU)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2022 07:42 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2022 07:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 04, 2022 07:43 PM (jTmQV)
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No, and anyone claiming otherwise is just making it up.
Also, I have no idea what happened to them, I was busy tilling my garden with a back hoe.
Posted by: Bete at May 04, 2022 07:43 PM (qvB5U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2022 07:44 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 04, 2022 07:44 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Hands at May 04, 2022 07:42 PM (786Ro)
That's why I keep a hand warmer in me sporran.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 07:44 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Joy Behar at May 04, 2022 07:44 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 04, 2022 07:44 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2022 07:45 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: 496 at May 04, 2022 07:45 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: wth at May 04, 2022 07:46 PM (v0R5T)
My company sent out an email condemning this and offered to reimburse travel expenses for anyone who had to travel out of state for a medical procedure. Posted by: bonhomme
Go to Hawaii to get a tooth pulled. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2022 07:28 PM (63Dwl)
***Better still, Hawaii to test the effectiveness of that vasectomy. Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 07:32 PM (anj39)
So what you must do is you go there and jump into a volcano. The reason this works is elementary. Because a volcano produces basalt which is a very black rock that looks like the darker keys of a piano. And we all know piano sounds very much like penis.
Villagers: It does.
One Villager in front: Muh Wife left me for a piano.
Yes, yes. So if you explode into flames and ashes the surgery was a success.
Posted by: Sir Bedevere at May 04, 2022 07:46 PM (0rQxu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2022 07:46 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 04, 2022 07:47 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2022 07:47 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 07:47 PM (WiRUY)
Posted by: wth at May 04, 2022 07:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 04, 2022 07:48 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 04, 2022 07:49 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 04, 2022 07:48 PM (u73oe)
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Well, anyone who claims to remember wasn't really there...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 04, 2022 07:49 PM (CAJOC)
That backwards Lemur video is better than any CGI that produced in the last 20 years.
Practical effects guys looking at that are probably smacking themselves in the head for not thinking of that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 04, 2022 07:49 PM (JOnbV)
Posted by: 496 at May 04, 2022 07:45 PM (U1eOr)
No way in hell I'm checking the mail every damned day.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 07:50 PM (anj39)
So, are capybaras considered otter-adjacent?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2022 07:45 PM (a3Q+t)
Some variety of weasel.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2022 07:51 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Well, anyone who claims to remember wasn't really there...
Posted by: No One of Consequence
I saw 'Yes' at the Richfield Coliseum in, oh maybe, '76-'77. I know I was there. But I don't remember the concert, or the trip back to Cbus.
Verily.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2022 07:51 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: SamIam at May 04, 2022 07:52 PM (oasF3)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 04, 2022 07:53 PM (yQpMk)
Looks like a good Burning Times location to me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 04, 2022 07:53 PM (Xrfse)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2022 07:53 PM (DUIap)
Mom! Nemo won't stay on his side of the tank!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2022 07:54 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Bete at May 04, 2022 07:43 PM (qvB5U)
Florida.
Mine went to Florida.
No idea when they're coming back.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 07:54 PM (anj39)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 07:54 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2022 07:55 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Infidel at May 04, 2022 07:55 PM (M0FJx)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2022 07:55 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 04, 2022 07:55 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 07:55 PM (B8pJT)
Posted by: JT at May 04, 2022 07:55 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: DaveA at May 04, 2022 07:56 PM (FhXTo)
Sun reflection.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2022 07:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2022 07:56 PM (V13WU)
Verily.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2022 07:51 PM (bJxw1)
You got stuck at the roundabout.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2022 07:58 PM (lmJqY)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 04, 2022 07:59 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 07:59 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 07:59 PM (B8pJT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2022 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2022 08:00 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: DaveA at May 04, 2022 08:00 PM (FhXTo)
hey, Ben Had
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2022 08:01 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2022 08:01 PM (2JoB8)
Joan Jett is a dyke??
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 08:01 PM (WiRUY)
Posted by: DaveA at May 04, 2022 08:02 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 08:02 PM (B8pJT)
Should I win the Super Lottery, I'll take it and a wagon load of crossbows. The longbows I shall dump in the sea.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 04, 2022 08:02 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 08:02 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2022 08:02 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Builders of Dunnottar Castle at May 04, 2022 08:03 PM (AMIL/)
Ted Nugent doesn't think much of Rolling Stone's "100 greatest guitar players."
Joan fucking Jett is on the list.
Ted Nugent is not on the list.
Rolling Stone is a fucking joke.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 08:03 PM (WiRUY)
Cuts down on the points of vulnerability of attack.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2022 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Because they're there.
And they're awesome.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 04, 2022 08:03 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 07:59 PM (B8pJT)
It's Scotland. It is the sort of place where you want to make it as difficult as possible for your current allies to get at you
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2022 08:04 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 04, 2022 08:05 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 08:01 PM (WiRUY)u
Ummmmmm...Yes.
Big rug muncher from way back with The Runaways.
She was a cutie though.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 04, 2022 08:05 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 04, 2022 08:05 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 04, 2022 08:05 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 08:05 PM (B8pJT)
It always bumfuzzels me why they build the structures on the edge of the cliffs.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 07:59 PM (B8pJT)
_________
No flood insurance
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 08:06 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 08:05 PM (B8pJT)
No. Even the sand is immovably stubborn.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 04, 2022 08:06 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 04, 2022 08:08 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 08:01 PM
Hell, you should have seen the assless chap wearing dyke brigade that showed up for her show at Eisenhower Hall in...'89, iirc. Looked a bit out of place, they did.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2022 08:09 PM (RkC6l)
The cementing matter is so strong that when crack appear, they go through the rocks or pebbles, not along the cementing matter.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2022 08:09 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 08:09 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 08:09 PM (B8pJT)
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2022 08:09 PM (2JoB8)
Looks like a good Burning Times location to me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 04, 2022 07:53 PM (Xrfse)
You'd need a fresh water supply. Wonder if there is a spring/well? Wouldn't wells or springs that close to the sea be salty as hell?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 04, 2022 08:09 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 08:02 PM (B8pJT)
no, I am just pissed. She has gone through all her friends and other relatives and fought with them all. She had a free spot but she had to help care for another relative to have it and she picked a fight because she didn't want to do the work.
She now wants me to say yes without telling me what I would be on the hook for.
She has loads of issues and problems and I will wind up probably taking over her finances. She can't park here because she has already quarreled with my wife, so everything is peach all around.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2022 08:10 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 04, 2022 08:10 PM (II3Gr)
Cuts down on the points of vulnerability of attack.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2022 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)
This. Five guys and a good supply of head sized rocks could tell a lot of people to go fuck themselves. At least before artillery got involved.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 04, 2022 08:11 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 08:05 PM
Aye, they do. The castle itself is mostly built with sandstone, and it erodes at different rates, leading to some interesting pock marks now, apparently.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2022 08:11 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 04, 2022 08:12 PM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2022 08:12 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 04, 2022 08:13 PM (27hQX)
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:13 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2022
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Well, capybaras are rodents (the largest living ones on Earth, I think), whereas otters are mustelids. Not even cousins. Though maybe they live in close proximity?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 04, 2022 08:13 PM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 08:13 PM (WiRUY)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 04, 2022 08:13 PM (27hQX)
A lot of those around.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 04, 2022 08:14 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2022 08:12 PM
I dunno...kids today....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2022 08:14 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 08:09 PM (B8pJT)
I don't do credit so I don't really care about that. I do care that she has put herself into a position where she is unable to care for herself and is trying to force someone else to take up the responsibility.
And that little mark is me this time.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2022 08:14 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 04, 2022 08:14 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 08:13 PM (WiRUY)
Jack Murphy's revenge?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 04, 2022 08:14 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2022 08:15 PM (RkC6l)
What I am, apparently, is The Horde's expert, all because I perused the link that the Head Ewok, The Man Himself, The Ghost of Endor, Capital-A Ace provided us.
Take advantage of the educational opportunities that Ace provides us.
#BeBetter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2022 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2022 08:15 PM (0rQxu)
Before the invention of the sewer pipe.
Posted by: DaveA at May 04, 2022 08:15 PM (FhXTo)
Yeah, the assumption would be that one was well-stocked to withstand the initial zombie waves. After that, things get dicey.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 04, 2022 08:16 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 04, 2022 08:16 PM (LkM8p)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 08:16 PM (B8pJT)
Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2022 08:12 PM
I dunno...kids today....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2022 08:14 PM (RkC6l)
Ewe could ask billy.
Posted by: 7man at May 04, 2022 08:17 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 04, 2022 08:17 PM (lz5hY)
David Portnoy was a dumb poseur as I always suspected.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
I wonder if he will continue to be an occasional guest on Tucker Carlson's show?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2022 08:17 PM (63Dwl)
Every house near me has a well and we are pretty close to the ocean. In fact, the biggest problem we have is a very hight freshwater table.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2022 08:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 04, 2022 08:11 PM (3NKiY)
You can imagine the ribald rampart commentary. "Whoa....didja see the way that guy's head came apart?! This time, everybody aim at that one guy with the blue paint on his face. On three..."
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:18 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2022 08:18 PM (2JoB8)
Well, it's nice that you have such a tight range.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 04, 2022 08:18 PM (3NKiY)
Everyone have a great and happy evening
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2022 08:19 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2022 08:19 PM (vITyi)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 08:09 PM (/U27+)
Surely that is code. I was thinking the same thing about me.
Posted by: MkY at May 04, 2022 08:19 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 04, 2022 08:19 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:19 PM (x8kT3)
so: Well, capybaras are rodents (the largest living ones on Earth, I think), whereas otters are mustelids. Not even cousins. Though maybe they live in close proximity?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 04, 2022 08:13 PM (c6xtn)
In Paraguay they call otters "Nutria" which is a similar to Capybara, but not the same
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2022 08:19 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:19 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
I wonder if he will continue to be an occasional guest on Tucker Carlson's show?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2022 08:17 PM (63Dwl)
He should go on so Tucker can school him on what over turning Roe v Wade means .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 04, 2022 08:20 PM (27hQX)
Posted by: Kindltot
Oh, so if you cosign your wife is gonna be pissed
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 08:20 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:19 PM (x8kT3)
No need to go into town then.
Posted by: Angus at May 04, 2022 08:21 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 04, 2022 08:21 PM (3NKiY)
Next problem, humans.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:21 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: MkY at May 04, 2022 08:21 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2022 08:21 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 04, 2022 08:22 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 08:22 PM (FBf3u)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 04, 2022 08:22 PM (lz5hY)
Not just no, hell no.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 04, 2022 08:22 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2022 08:22 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 08:23 PM (anj39)
Posted by: JT at May 04, 2022 08:23 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 08:20 PM (kf6Ak)
My wife is not cosigned. Resigned, maybe. Consigliore, usually. Cosined? Mathematically.
Cosigned? I think that's only legal in Utah.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:23 PM (x8kT3)
I will probably take over her finances if I am on the hook for it. She will be delighted about it until she wants to splurge.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2022 08:23 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 04, 2022 08:23 PM (27hQX)
124 She can't park here because she has already quarreled with my wife, so everything is peach all around.
Posted by: Kindltot
Erf. Rough spot.
Has she ever had to figure stuff out for herself?
Is there a mental deficit, or is she just a bitch?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2022 08:23 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Angus at May 04, 2022 08:21 PM (yQpMk)
That's what camels are for.
Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2022 08:23 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 04, 2022 08:24 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: dartist
What happened?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 08:24 PM (FBf3u)
Surely that is code. I was thinking the same thing about me.
Posted by: MkY at May 04, 2022 08:19 PM (cPGH3)
_________
Nah, it's clear. Between and among the logistics of getting frozen semen down here and one of the owners being a hardass, it's been a pain. Her Majesty is handling all the negotiations, I just pay for it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 08:24 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 04, 2022 08:22 PM
Not so much for the attackers, if you had Ludgar on your side.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2022 08:24 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:24 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 08:22 PM (FBf3u)
Ah c'mon guys! There was no penetration!
Posted by: Bill Gates, Fat and Flaccid at May 04, 2022 08:24 PM (R/m4+)
But I have always thought it was worth losing the drill set to never have to see them again.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 04, 2022 08:25 PM (5HBd1)
His response is just a joke, bro.
Not even kidding
Wew
Posted by: The Vooter at May 04, 2022 08:25 PM (clnIM)
Or a giant in a holocaust cloak.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2022 08:26 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:23 PM
I thought that was the land of polytangents?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2022 08:26 PM (a3Q+t)
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do they have bats on Scotland ?
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2022 08:26 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2022 08:26 PM (0OP+5)
#BeBetter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2022 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)
The food thread had a great recipe for Chix-Fil-Ace.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 08:26 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 08:27 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2022 08:27 PM (0rQxu)
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Got really lib about Roe/Wade and his daughters and called Gutfeld a punk. Nastier than usual.
Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2022 08:28 PM (+ya+t)
>>Rolling Stone is a fucking joke.
They have Bruce Springsteen ahead of Lindsey Buckingham and Alex Lifeson..
DA F**K!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 04, 2022 08:28 PM (JOnbV)
Can we prisoner-exchange him with the Democrats for one of their undesirables?
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:29 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 08:29 PM (B8pJT)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 04, 2022 08:30 PM (ySGLf)
>>Can we prisoner-exchange him with the Democrats for one of their undesirables?
Sinema for Cawthron trade everyday and twice on Sunday.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 04, 2022 08:30 PM (JOnbV)
Ol' Warblin' Tom Joad ain't even in the same zip code of those two.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 04, 2022 08:31 PM (Xrfse)
We will give you Cawthorn. We want Sinema in exchange. You may not genitally mutilate her prior to the exchange--both individuals are swapped in "as-is" condition.
RNCC
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:31 PM (x8kT3)
Has she ever had to figure stuff out for herself?
Is there a mental deficit, or is she just a bitch?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2022 08:23 PM (U2p+3)
rumor I get is she is "not with the program" even though she is sober. So yes to all.
I find the fact that I turned out to be the normal and successful one to be ridiculous
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2022 08:32 PM (xhaym)
Face it, if any of us "normal" people here had eleventy gazillion dollars, we'd be doing the same thing. It's nice to live this way, if only vicariously.
For too long, the people have not only had no representation, they haven't been able to speak much less be heard. And yeah I agree with the person who pointed out "Joe the Plumber" was a turning point. He just axed a question, and within minutes his entire life turned upside down.
These people are monsters. More Please
Posted by: Common Tater at May 04, 2022 08:32 PM (j7VW4)
Hive-mind, activate!
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:32 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2022 08:33 PM (TVu58)
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:21 PM
Of what? Enquiring minds, and all that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2022 08:33 PM (RkC6l)
Hmmmm.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2022 08:33 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 04, 2022 08:30 PM (ySGLf)
She didn't realize she had to wait the several minutes or so for the sound to travel all the way to the center of that fat cheezeburger gut
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 08:33 PM (6FeV1)
Or..."other" things.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:34 PM (x8kT3)
We got where we are with RvW because the aborticomaniacs are absolutists and maximalists. If they accepted restrictions after the first trimester, we wouldn't be having this debate. But no, they insisted on abortion up to birth and infanticide afterwards because abortion means a dead baby to them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 08:34 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2022 08:33 PM (RkC6l)
Mrs.: Chalk Hill chardonnay
Himself: Strawberry Ensure Plus, 350 calories.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:35 PM (x8kT3)
I would respectfully disagree.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 04, 2022 08:36 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 08:36 PM (B8pJT)
Lesbian is better than Fag ? He's going to lose anyway.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 04, 2022 08:36 PM (27hQX)
We got where we are with RvW because the aborticomaniacs are absolutists and maximalists. If they accepted restrictions after the first trimester, we wouldn't be having this debate. But no, they insisted on abortion up to birth and infanticide afterwards because abortion means a dead baby to them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 08:34 PM (/U27+)
First trimester = 12 weeks.
Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2022 08:37 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 04, 2022 08:37 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2022 08:37 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 08:34 PM (/U27+)
There are probably a whole bunch of facets to their insanity. Hatred of life. Hatred of new life. Hatred of constraint and duty and obligation. Hatred simply of Whatever Decent People Want.
There is no such thing as a compromise position on any conceivable issue (no pun intended) with such people. They are barbarians whose only wish is to control and destroy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 08:37 PM (6FeV1)
His response is just a joke, bro.
Not even kidding
Wew
Posted by: The Vooter at May 04, 2022 08:25 PM (clnIM)
Hey man, let those who haven't done this throw the first stone, right.
*fistbump* MC, my man!
Posted by: Hunter Bidet at May 04, 2022 08:37 PM (qvB5U)
Himself: Strawberry Ensure Plus, 350 calories.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:35 PM (x8kT3)
Daiquiri.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2022 08:37 PM (TVu58)
I would respectfully disagree.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 04, 2022 08:36 PM (Xrfse)
_________
My understanding is that a majority (which does not include me) accepts first trimester abortion.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 08:38 PM (/U27+)
>>Ol' Warblin' Tom Joad ain't even in the same zip code of those two.
They have Keith Richards ahead of Jeff Beck and Eddie Van Halen.
That's just being stupid right there.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 04, 2022 08:39 PM (JOnbV)
He's from Alabama?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 04, 2022 08:39 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2022 08:39 PM (0OP+5)
(Adds Cawthorn to Imperial Zoo Acquisition Project list)
If their DNA could be spliced, a unique species might result. A species that would attract carnival-tent curiosity-seeker ticket revenue.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:39 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: just the punchline at May 04, 2022 08:40 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 04, 2022 08:40 PM (UVAEk)
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2022 08:26 PM
Indeed, 9 (and possibly 10) of the 17 species of bats in the U.K. are found there.
The soprano pipistrelle the most common bat. Others include the common pipistrelle, Nathusius' pipistrelle, the brown long-eared bat, the noctule, Leisler's bat, Daubenton's bat, Natterer's bat, the whiskered bat, and possibly Brandt's bat.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2022 08:40 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 04, 2022 08:40 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2022 08:40 PM (+ya+t)
Himself: Strawberry Ensure Plus, 350 calories.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:35 PM
*nods*
Cheers!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2022 08:40 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 04, 2022 08:41 PM (ySGLf)
Posted by: davidt at May 04, 2022 08:41 PM (sReZj)
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at May 04, 2022 08:42 PM (dscaa)
>>Something tells me this Cawthorn dude is not done with pics coming out. He ain't long for this political world.
I don't think I've seen a political self-immolation since Marion Barry got set up by some b**ch.
Sad.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 04, 2022 08:42 PM (JOnbV)
If their DNA could be spliced, a unique species might result. A species that would attract carnival-tent curiosity-seeker ticket revenue.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:39 PM (x8kT3)
No one will pay for it when Tic Toc gives it out for free.
Posted by: Bete at May 04, 2022 08:42 PM (qvB5U)
Posted by: ZOD
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Welcome to the club.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc.
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I should have added, 'Whey to go'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 04, 2022 08:43 PM (UVAEk)
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2022 08:26 PM
Indeed, 9 (and possibly 10) of the 17 species of bats in the U.K. are found there.
The soprano pipistrelle the most common bat. Others include the common pipistrelle, Nathusius' pipistrelle, the brown long-eared bat, the noctule, Leisler's bat, Daubenton's bat, Natterer's bat, the whiskered bat, and possibly Brandt's bat.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2022 08:40 PM (a3Q+t)
Those whiskered bats, are they cute, like a kitten?
Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2022 08:43 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2022 08:43 PM (bJxw1)
I'm quite far beyond giving a picofuck about any particular jackoff congress-insect's proclivities to perversion and jackassery.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 08:43 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 04, 2022 08:40 PM (yQpMk)
Don't fuck with the capitol, unless you do.
Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2022 08:43 PM (AmoqO)
Sad.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 04, 2022 08:42 PM (JOnbV)
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Ah, but DC being DC, he was re-elected once he got out of the hoosegow.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 04, 2022 08:43 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2022 08:44 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: dartist
That's a career move for him.
He does it everywhere he can.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at May 04, 2022 08:45 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2022 08:45 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 08:43 PM (6FeV1)
Well as the old saying goes...
"You may not give a picofuck about a jackoff congress-insect's proclivities to perversion and jackassery, but a jackoff congress-insect's proclivities to perversion and jackassery gives a picofuck about you."
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2022 08:45 PM (dscaa)
Do you savor yours from a snifter, relaxing, sipping, nodding, smiling, reminiscing over previous Ensures, aging them in a cave below your manse, wondering how the proles get along without this chalky, gorge-challenging ambrosia?
Because that's how Zod does it.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:46 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2022 08:46 PM (TVu58)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 08:46 PM (vrz2I)
Next problem, humans.
Posted by: ZOD
What did you decree, ZOD IMPERATOR?
Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2022 08:46 PM (DP9YX)
He's the guy that said he'd been invited to orgies by congressional leadership. I guess leadership didn't care for that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 04, 2022 08:46 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 08:46 PM (B8pJT)
Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2022 08:40 PM (+ya+t)
Kitten juggling.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2022 08:47 PM (0rQxu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 04, 2022 08:43 PM (UVAEk)
Gah (throws up in mouth again) thanks.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:47 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 04, 2022 08:47 PM (kst+v)
Posted by: fd
Were you out in the fields and contacted a stinging plant?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2022 08:48 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 08:46 PM (vrz2I)
Slap hot iron to it.
Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2022 08:48 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 04, 2022 08:48 PM (yQpMk)
>>What did you decree, ZOD IMPERATOR?
He decreed all pregnancies must come to term, if you desired to abort your child, you must wait 20 years and then fight your child to the death with butter knives in single combat.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 04, 2022 08:48 PM (JOnbV)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 08:46 PM (B8pJT)
Use it or lose it.
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2022 08:49 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: fd
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How long ago was that?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 04, 2022 08:49 PM (kst+v)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2022 08:49 PM (OTzUX)
Why do we not like him?
I checked wikipedia which paints him as a serial liar and secret nazi - in fact their article is so slanted I wonder if he might be ok
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 08:49 PM (kf6Ak)
Do you savor yours from a snifter, relaxing, sipping, nodding, smiling, reminiscing over previous Ensures, aging them in a cave below your manse, wondering how the proles get along without this chalky, gorge-challenging ambrosia?
Because that's how Zod does it.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:46 PM (x8kT3)
With my mom, it was served ice cold and over ice...diluting the flavor greatly, which is always a good thing.
The colder something is, the more you just taste one flavor - sweet.
It's the trick to ice cream - over flavor everything but the sugar before you freeze it...
Posted by: Nova local at May 04, 2022 08:49 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2022 08:43 PM (0OP+5)
Not cute. Very likely gruff, disheveled, and stubborn. Possibly drunk and bitter. And always prepared to march on Parliament and install Stuarts on the throne.
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2022 08:49 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 04, 2022 08:49 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2022 08:46 PM (DP9YX)
In time. All in good time.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:50 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at May 04, 2022 08:50 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 08:46 PM (vrz2I)
Ahhh
JFOUS's.
From the fire swamp.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 08:51 PM (anj39)
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Do you have horses?
Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2022 08:51 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 08:51 PM (B8pJT)
No, just out in the yard. It burns and itches.
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 08:51 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 04, 2022 08:51 PM (27hQX)
Posted by: Nova local
Why don't they make ensure ice cream?
Or maybe they do wnd that's what FJB eats
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 08:52 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Elizabeth "Circus Douche" Warren at May 04, 2022 08:52 PM (6FeV1)
No, just out in the yard. It burns and itches.
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 08:51 PM (vrz2I)
Do you have Benadryl skin cream?
Posted by: Nova local at May 04, 2022 08:52 PM (exHjb)
No idea. Only heard of him for the orgy thing. That's literally his claim to fame.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 04, 2022 08:52 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at May 04, 2022 08:42 PM (dscaa)
Word.
Posted by: Saturn at May 04, 2022 08:53 PM (DTX3h)
"all pre-viability prohibitions on elective abortions are unconstitutional".
The arrogance of the Demons causes them to ask questions that require the Court to really look at the issue of viability and how both Roe and Casey made such a completely dishonest hash of the issue.
I just finished reading the entire thing. It is an epic beatdown of Biblical proportions (and yet invokes no "morality" in its logic) of both Roe and Casey. It's brilliant, and it is going to be very difficult for the dissent to present much in the way of cogent argument, because as many on the Murderer side have said, Roe is just "bad law" and always has.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2022 08:53 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2022 08:53 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: fd
Were you out in the fields and contacted a stinging plant?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2022 08:48 PM (bJxw1)
Triffids, cover you eyes and run!
Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2022 08:53 PM (AmoqO)
No, just out in the yard. It burns and itches.
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 08:51 PM (vrz2I)
Go see the Corpsman.
Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2022 08:54 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 08:51 PM (vrz2I)
1. Hot iron, slapped to it.
2. +2 scroll of healing
3. Amputation
4. Scientology "touch-assist."
5. Feed to wolf.
There are other remedies.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:54 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 04, 2022 08:48 PM (JOnbV)
That's how they determined the line of succession for the Dutch throne, isn't it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 08:54 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Nova local
Why don't they make ensure ice cream?
Or maybe they do wnd that's what FJB eats
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 08:52 PM (kf6Ak)
Umm, b/c lousy-tasting drinks don't become ambrosia just b/c they're cold...they just get less lousy tasting.
Posted by: Nova local at May 04, 2022 08:54 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 04, 2022 08:54 PM (PdFi0)
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Oh, I'm sure. But every time I see clips of them jumping like that, they look so darned cute.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 04, 2022 08:54 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 08:55 PM (B8pJT)
I now have the carcass of a dead mouse under my deck chair.
Thanks momma cat.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2022 08:55 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 04, 2022 08:55 PM (SchxB)
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Katie Hill
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 04, 2022 08:55 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: vmom
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He's being attacked by the Left/Prog/Dems, big time. To boot, Sen. Thom Tillis (GOPe) has launched a campaign to investigate Cawthorn for, get this...insider trading. A freshman Rep., being accused by GOPe of insider trading.
Tillis is a reptile
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 04, 2022 08:55 PM (A+/mw)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 08:51 PM (vrz2I)
Go see the Corpsman.
Posted by: Eromero
When the sick bay opens.
At 0600.
Until then, drink water and take some Motrin.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2022 08:55 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: The Vooter at May 04, 2022 08:56 PM (clnIM)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 04, 2022 08:54 PM (PdFi0)
Yes. I think you may be thinking of a Texas candidate. Cawthorne was in auto accident IIRC.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 04, 2022 08:56 PM (27hQX)
Best way to take the pain out of a jellyfish sting is to pee on it.
It might not work in this case but why take the chance?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2022 08:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jen
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Yes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 04, 2022 08:57 PM (A+/mw)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2022 08:57 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 08:57 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 04, 2022 08:57 PM (PdFi0)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 08:58 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 08:49 PM (kf6Ak)
Because we're slipping back into our old habits of letting the left pick our elected officials. As long as Cawthron isn't having sex in front of children, I don't care what he does. He's still better then 90% of GOP congressmen.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2022 08:58 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2022 08:58 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Wise.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2022 08:58 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 08:58 PM (vrz2I)
That's the spirit.
*refills gin and tonic*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 08:58 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 08:59 PM (B8pJT)
It might not work in this case but why take the chance?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2022 08:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Depending on the location that could require high angle fire.
Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2022 08:59 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 04, 2022 08:59 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 08:58 PM (vrz2I)
I'll take a martini while you're at it.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 04, 2022 08:59 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 09:00 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 04, 2022 08:59 PM (KFhLj)
Or so the Germans would have us believe.
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2022 09:00 PM (dscaa)
Both parties need to find some candidates who are not part of the selfie generation.. They may be creepy in real life but there would be less photographic evidence of it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2022 09:00 PM (ckreu)
Posted by: Lady in Black
I visited by friend's ranch today and Little Kid, who is only 4.5 weeks old, is already much bigger than she was at birth. She's standing close to shoulder height of a couple of other kids that are 3.5 months old, though of different breed. Little Kid is a Nubian and is expected to be pretty tall, like her Dad, whose nose comes up about to my armpit.
So, she's doing very well.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2022 09:01 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 09:01 PM (B8pJT)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 04, 2022 08:59 PM (KFhLj)
You kidding me? Those perverts probably have a dedicated "Cripple Night" in their rotation. In between "Tween Thursdays" and "Hanna Barbera Tuesdays"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:01 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 08:49 PM (kf6Ak)
Because we're slipping back into our old habits of letting the left pick our elected officials. As long as Cawthron isn't having sex in front of children, I don't care what he does. He's still better then 90% of GOP congressmen.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2022 08:58 PM (qH6FZ)
I guess Strom Thurmond felt that way when he practically bequeathed a S.C. senate seat to miss lindsey.
Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2022 09:01 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2022 09:01 PM (OTzUX)
Nobody said sacrifices wouldn't have to be made.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2022 09:01 PM (ZLI7S)
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There's pics of him in ladies lingerie that was part of a "game". What else can a kinky dude do in a wheelchair. Twizzle, twazzle, twozzle, twome, time for this one to come home.
Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2022 09:01 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2022 09:01 PM (0rQxu)
Which makes the public accusation of being invited to orgies pretty odd.
I have relatively petty shit in my past that I would not want to come out, which I know would if I ever ran for office. Can't figure out why people like him (or Katie Hill) run for office when you know those pictures will surface one day.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 04, 2022 09:02 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 04, 2022 09:02 PM (27hQX)
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:13 PM (x8kT3)
Bad news Zod. Your Bathsalt Gorilla Army has been rendered irrelevant by a Musk's atomic ape army earlier this day.
150 Elon should release his army of atomic apes to destroy JEF, Soros and the others.
Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2022 02:51 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2022 09:03 PM (BgMrQ)
https://www.daifuku.com
Their motto is Die Fuck You.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, If Not Now, When? at May 04, 2022 09:04 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2022 09:04 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: rhomboid
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, channeling Nip Sip at May 04, 2022 09:04 PM (aex1q)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 04, 2022 09:04 PM (yQpMk)
===
'Dahling, you don't pay meee to help with jellyfeesh steengs."
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2022 09:04 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2022 09:04 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2022 09:04 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2022 08:43 PM
I wouldn't say cute; certainly nothing like black kitten cute.
The whiskered bat is rare in Scotland, found only in the south. They prefer woodland and river habitats to feed and are found hunting in woodland clearings, hedgerows and along streams and tree lines. Flies make up a big part of their diet; they also feed on moths and beetles.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2022 09:04 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2022 09:04 PM (a3Q+t)
So very Scottish.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 04, 2022 09:05 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 08:58 PM (vrz2I)
That's the spirit.
*refills gin and tonic*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 08:58 PM
***
Horde medics. The best!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 09:05 PM (anj39)
"Dewey Defeats Truman"
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 09:06 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2022 09:06 PM (OTzUX)
This is of crucial strategic importance, people.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:06 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2022 09:04 PM (qH6F
How about not compounding our mistakes. The dude has issues. We're lucky we can get out from this early.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 04, 2022 09:06 PM (27hQX)
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 09:07 PM (x8kT3)
Their motto is Die Fuck You.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, If Not Now, When? at May 04, 2022 09:04 PM (FVME7)
They stole it from us.
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at May 04, 2022 09:07 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2022 09:08 PM (UGDPW)
Only Wanna Be with You
The Inside Story of Hootie & the Blowfish
By: Tim Sommer
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Well, it'll sell more than the Dr. Jill book.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, If Not Now, When? at May 04, 2022 09:08 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Planned Parenthood
Saw a good comment last night:
"The NRA doesn't sell arms. Planned Parenthood does."
Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2022 09:08 PM (DP9YX)
This will shock none of you!
The Soviet flag can still be seen at all the left wing protests/riots for abortion.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 09:08 PM (WiRUY)
294 Those whiskered bats, are they cute, like a kitten?
Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2022 08:43 PM
I wouldn't say cute; certainly nothing like black kitten cute.
The whiskered bat is rare in Scotland, found only in the south. They prefer woodland and river habitats to feed and are found hunting in woodland clearings, hedgerows and along streams and tree lines. Flies make up a big part of their diet; they also feed on moths and beetles.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2022 09:04 PM (a3Q+t)
So more like flying catfish.
Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2022 09:09 PM (0OP+5)
Shame she is such an insane bitch.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 04, 2022 09:09 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, If Not Now, When? at May 04, 2022 09:08 PM (FVME7)
I am Joe's Inflamed Prostate sold more than Jill's book.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 04, 2022 09:09 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 04, 2022 09:06 PM (27hQX)
What mistake? Are you worried his behavior is going to reflect badly on us? Fuck that. Mitch McConnell reflects badly on us, Mitt Romney reflects badly on us, Kevin McCarthy reflects badly on, etc., etc.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2022 09:09 PM (qH6FZ)
Which makes the public accusation of being invited to orgies pretty odd.
I have relatively petty shit in my past that I would not want to come out, which I know would if I ever ran for office. Can't figure out why people like him (or Katie Hill) run for office when you know those pictures will surface one day.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
This.
My second cousin is a capped delted var bunny and natural Ds who still practices ballet daily as well. I see her twice a year. Things get a little fuzzy and lines blurred once you talking second and third cousins in minecraft.
1st cousins are always a hard no
Posted by: The Vooter at May 04, 2022 09:09 PM (clnIM)
Himself: Strawberry Ensure Plus, 350 calories.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 08:35 PM (x8kT3)
Zod, try this as opposed to Ensure.
Less expensive by far, and tastier to boot...
https://tinyurl.com/4uvcm7eh
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2022 09:10 PM (BgMrQ)
I, for one, do not care one itty bitty bit about the fucker one way or the other.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:10 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news
And "Palestinian" keffiyehs and flags, and Free Tibet (with purchase of regular priced Tibet) signs and Che Guevara shirts and on and on. They are lunatics.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2022 09:11 PM (DP9YX)
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Let me take a look
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 04, 2022 09:11 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 04, 2022 09:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 09:12 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:10 PM (6FeV1)
Come on. How about a yoctofuck?
Posted by: Madison Cawthorn at May 04, 2022 09:12 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Madison Cawthorn at May 04, 2022 09:12 PM (dscaa)
Do I look like a senator to you?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:12 PM (6FeV1)
Cawthorne isn't my representative. Leave whether he stays or goes up to his constituents. Not playing the Dems games.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 09:12 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 09:13 PM (FBf3u)
They are lunatics.
Posted by: Sharkman
It's just mildly amusing they don't have the sense or even care to ditch the Soviet flag while the Putin-Ukraine-Democrats Hoax is ongoing.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 09:13 PM (WiRUY)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:12 PM (6FeV1)
Damn I knew that one wouldn't get past you.
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2022 09:14 PM (dscaa)
R+9 according to Cook.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 04, 2022 09:14 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: G'rump928
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That's very nearly enough for me, also, opponent has labeled him 'A Nazi'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 04, 2022 09:14 PM (kst+v)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 09:13 PM (FBf3u)
How long is it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:14 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 04, 2022 09:11 PM (yQpMk)
Sounds pretty good so far...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 04, 2022 09:14 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 09:13 PM (FBf3u)
How long is it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:14 PM (6FeV1
Right there in the title, bub.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 09:15 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 04, 2022 09:15 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2022 09:14 PM (dscaa)
It must be like what a well executed set-spike in volleyball feels like.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:15 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:14 PM (6FeV1)
That's a bit personal, don't you think?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 04, 2022 09:16 PM (yQpMk)
And my man boobs hurt.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 09:16 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2022 09:16 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:16 PM (6FeV1)
Cawthorne isn't my representative. Leave whether he stays or goes up to his constituents.
Posted by: Hadrian
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That would be me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 04, 2022 09:16 PM (kst+v)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Good sir, you have admirable goals!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 04, 2022 09:16 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:14 PM (6FeV1)
Trump has no trouble in that department, a lot of people are saying that. Not everyone but even some people who don't like him.
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2022 09:17 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 08:51 PM (vrz2I)
Go see the Corpsman.
Posted by: Eromero
Old Corpsman says:
Wash with soap and water.
Use prior recommendation for Benadryl cream or Lidocaine 5% (OTC strength).
If you have it you can use Hydrocortisone 1% too...
And take 2 Naprosyn (of course!).
If you have trouble breathing or the feeling spreads go directly to an emergency room to see what the hell you ran into...
I am not a Dr and I do not play one on TV; but, this is all OTC and is what I'd do to any one of my kids.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 09:17 PM (s9rQL)
Depending on the location that could require high angle fire.
Posted by: Javems
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A friend in need.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2022 09:18 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 04, 2022 09:18 PM (ySGLf)
That would be me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 04, 2022 09:16 PM (kst+v)
_________
Mike Hammer, how say you? Guilty or Not Guilty?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 09:18 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 04, 2022 09:19 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Article doesn't say, but the doors open at 3:00 and he probably won't speak until maybe 7:00? Or so? So likely a blood boiling warm up act.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 09:19 PM (FBf3u)
Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2022 09:19 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 09:17 PM (s9rQL)
1. Hot iron, slapped to it.
2. +2 scroll of healing
3. Amputation
4. Scientology "touch-assist."
5. Feed to wolf.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 09:20 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 09:20 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2022 09:20 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Hadrian
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The jury is still out. More importantly, I do not telegraph my punches .
We'll see. Time grows short.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 04, 2022 09:21 PM (aiTDG)
Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2022 09:19 PM (0OP+5)
Are they Imperial or Metric mules?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 04, 2022 09:21 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 09:19 PM (FBf3u)
It's amazing how the dude can keep thousands and thousands of people in a single venue for as long as he does, and they still leave happy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:21 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2022 09:21 PM (UGDPW)
Maybe chillax and wait a few ticks to find out more information before throwing one of our to the wolves. Last I looked dirtbags like Swalwell who actually slept with a Chinese spy is still in Congress.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2022 09:21 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 09:13 PM (FBf3u)
How long is it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:14 PM (6FeV1
***
Ok. Let's see.
Assume hooked up in pairs, the average mule is 8 feet long, walking at 2 mph...1,000 mules...
That's....
*sticks tip of tongue out*
Do we have to count the wagon too?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 09:22 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2022 09:22 PM (CLkaN)
352 Given that the left has lied consistently about numerous people on our side not the least of which is Trump who, get this, really didn't pay to have hookers pee on his bed in a Russian hotel, why would anyone believe this shit on first blush?
Maybe chillax and wait a few ticks to find out more information before throwing one of our to the wolves. Last I looked dirtbags like Swalwell who actually slept with a Chinese spy is still in Congress.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2022 09:21 PM (ZLI7S
I just assume everyone is lying. Safest way, really.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 09:22 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 09:22 PM (x8kT3)
I think one among us should run for office.
I'm just not sure if it should be the least insane among us or the most insane among us.
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2022 09:22 PM (SCHb3)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 09:23 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:21 PM (6FeV1)
And some of them will journey quite a ways to get to the next such rally!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 04, 2022 09:23 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 09:23 PM (K3TEc)
I'm not clear on why it matters. They're all crooks and creepers. Is this specific story true? Who knows? Maybe.
But they're all guilty as sin. Don't need a news media hitpiece to know that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2022 09:24 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2022 09:21 PM (ZLI7S)
I'm at the point where I don't care if he fucked ALL of his cousins in a McDonalds ball pit, just wheel your ass up to the damn thingy and cast your fucking vote the way you're supposed to.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:24 PM (6FeV1)
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Working Title: The Stormy Daniels Story
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2022 09:24 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 09:23 PM (vrz2I)
Just heat the iron back up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 09:24 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 04, 2022 09:24 PM (mCh4j)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 09:22 PM (K3TEc)
The really tough part is determining which of them is lying the least!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 04, 2022 09:25 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 04, 2022 09:25 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2022 09:22 PM (SCHb3)
PRESIDENT MUMR!!!!!
FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:25 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 09:25 PM (FBf3u)
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2022 09:25 PM (SCHb3)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2022 09:26 PM (a3Q+t)
Maybe chillax and wait a few ticks to find out more information before throwing one of our to the wolves. Last I looked dirtbags like Swalwell who actually slept with a Chinese spy is still in Congress.
Posted by: JackStraw
He already admitted it, JackStraw. He used the just a joke, bro.
Look up his weak as response if you want to.
Posted by: The Vooter at May 04, 2022 09:26 PM (clnIM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 04, 2022 09:26 PM (aiTDG)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 09:25 PM (FBf3u
Ultra MAGA.
Great cartoon. Watched it on Saturdays.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 09:26 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: Mark1971
I always thought she was his beard.
Banging body on her tho.
Posted by: The Vooter at May 04, 2022 09:27 PM (clnIM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2022 09:27 PM (2cAS/)
Is that before or after the hot iron?
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 09:20 PM (vrz2I)
_________
Trephanation
Bleeding
Tobacco smoke enema
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 09:28 PM (/U27+)
And my man boobs hurt.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Text Bill Gates, he probably has recommendations on man boob support.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 09:28 PM (s9rQL)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 09:28 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2022 09:27 PM (2cAS/)
Sleepwalkers only stay there once!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 04, 2022 09:29 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 04, 2022 09:26 PM (aiTDG)
Style point: Button up your fucking shirt.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 09:29 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 04, 2022 09:29 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2022 09:27 PM (2cAS/)
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It's no Chateau d'If.
Posted by: A. Dumass at May 04, 2022 09:29 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2022 09:29 PM (63Dwl)
So who the flying fuck in that shit town has the fucking chutzpah to say that some schmuck can't throw on something frilly for a goof if he wants to?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:29 PM (6FeV1)
Look up his weak as response if you want to.
I did look it up. He admitted he was goofing around in a locker room with his cousin years ago.
I don't give a shit. If you do, don't vote for him. Or are you even in his district?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2022 09:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 09:29 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 04, 2022 09:30 PM (27hQX)
1. Hot iron, slapped to it.
2. +2 scroll of healing
3. Amputation
4. Scientology "touch-assist."
5. Feed to wolf.
Posted by: ZOD
Go ahead, I'll watch and call the EMTs when you're done.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 09:30 PM (s9rQL)
Lol
Lmao
Jfc
Posted by: The Vooter at May 04, 2022 09:30 PM (clnIM)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 09:28 PM (vrz2I)
I think the Dem version of Ultra MAGA is Make America Grift Again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 04, 2022 09:30 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2022 09:31 PM (SCHb3)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 04, 2022 09:30 PM (27hQX)
Has Cawthorn betrayed us yet?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 04, 2022 09:32 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 08:03 PM (WiRUY)
And has been for decades.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2022 09:32 PM (2cAS/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2022 09:32 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Indiana Jones at May 04, 2022 09:33 PM (XG2Fi)
Lol
Lmao
Jfc
Posted by: The Vooter at May 04, 2022 09:30 PM (clnIM)
He could switch parties to fit in I guess. That might shut the scolds up.
Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2022 09:33 PM (AmoqO)
>When he gets an accurate inventory of hand grenades to issue to the monkeys.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 04, 2022 09:33 PM (LkM8p)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2022 09:32 PM (XG2Fi)
Is Super MAGA before Ultra MAGA? What comes after Ultra MAGA?
Stupendous MAGA?
Not...Plaid MAGA?!?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 09:33 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2022 09:32 PM (XG2Fi)
Is it available in 40oz bottles?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 04, 2022 09:33 PM (yQpMk)
Rolling Stone is a fucking joke.
Posted by: Soothsayer
And has been for decades.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Ever since it gathered moss.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2022 09:34 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2022 09:34 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 04, 2022 09:35 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 04, 2022 09:32 PM (yQpMk)
Like all professional politicians, he is waiting until after the election...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 04, 2022 09:35 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 09:35 PM (FBf3u)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2022 09:35 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:36 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 09:35 PM (FBf3u)
Blinken you'll miss it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:36 PM (6FeV1)
And that little mark is me this time.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2022 08:14 PM (xhaym)
I take it she is not hawt enough to get food and lodging in the time-honored way?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2022 09:36 PM (2cAS/)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 04, 2022 09:36 PM (27hQX)
Great cartoon. Watched it on Saturdays.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
___
Usually after the Bugs Bunner/Road Runner Hour.
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 09:37 PM (+tJ2U)
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2022 09:37 PM (SCHb3)
Rolling Stone is a fucking joke.
Posted by: Soothsayer
And has been for decades.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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It used to be great, seriously.
Posted by: Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show at May 04, 2022 09:37 PM (XG2Fi)
https://is.gd/xiUJ4C
Posted by: Braenyard
___
Hubby's Uncle Edward (RIP, ya goof) raised coonhounds.
He's even in some record books.
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 09:38 PM (+tJ2U)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:36 PM (6FeV1
That's too much MAGA! No one can handle that much MAGA!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 09:38 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: Just The Punchline at May 04, 2022 09:39 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 04, 2022 09:39 PM (2ya0g)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 09:39 PM (B8pJT)
Posted by: Robert
___
*lobs a fusillade of 'em*
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 09:39 PM (+tJ2U)
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 09:41 PM (+tJ2U)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 04, 2022 09:41 PM (LkM8p)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2022 09:32 PM (XG2Fi)
Is Super MAGA before Ultra MAGA? What comes after Ultra MAGA?
Stupendous MAGA?
Not...Plaid MAGA?!?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 09:33 PM (K3TEc)
MAGA Optimus Maximus
(MAGA The Best and Greatest. Sounds better in Latin.)
Posted by: Gref at May 04, 2022 09:41 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 09:41 PM (+tJ2U)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 09:25 PM (FBf3u)
Just wait until we level up to Ultra Instinct MAGA.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 04, 2022 09:45 PM (KMhgX)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 09:23 PM (vrz2I)
TWSS
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 04, 2022 09:46 PM (KMhgX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
He must drive those decrepit relics in the GOPe crazy.
Worth keeping in Congress if only for that.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 09:46 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: SMH
------
AtC doesn't keep a herd of raptors for no reason.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 04, 2022 09:47 PM (E5ADw)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 09:47 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 09:38 PM (+tJ2U)
My grandpa ran coonhounds when I was a kid. Weren't allowed to play with those dogs like family pets, of course. That baying is very distinctive, too.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 04, 2022 09:50 PM (KMhgX)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 04, 2022 09:51 PM (AHeqJ)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 04, 2022 09:55 PM (AHeqJ)
Posted by: 496 at May 04, 2022 09:58 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Brett at May 04, 2022 11:44 PM (Sm9Ko)
Posted by: Capture the flag. at May 05, 2022 03:29 AM (lIzh+)
Posted by: Capture the flag. at May 05, 2022 03:39 AM (lIzh+)
good landing.
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The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)