Taylor Lorenz Straight-Up Lies About Drudge Harassing Her;<br>Washington Post Taking No Action

Taylor Lorenz Straight-Up Lies About Drudge Harassing Her;
Washington Post Taking No Action

The accusation:

Seems unlikely, given that Matt Drudge seems uninvolved in the Drudge Report. In fact, it seems to be an open secret (or a widely-believed rumor, at least) that leftist billionaires bought it from him in 2020 to "fortify the election" and had him sign an NDA promising to not reveal that leftists now owned it and used it as a leftist propaganda site.

But she made this hysterical claim yesterday.

Called out on it, she admits... it's a lie.

Michael Malice
@michaelmalice
she later admitted this is a complete lie
just as with brian williams and joyann reid, corporate media outlets often dont care at all when their reporters brazenly lie, despite claiming to be organizations dedicated to disseminating facts and truth

Except she's not saying it's a lie. She's admitting it's false.

But she's saying it's a "joke." Like when you lie to the FBI about Trump's servers being in communication with Russia, Hillary Clinton can later say, "Your honor, it was a pun."

Oh, yes. Lying about harassment and coercion. It's "hilarious."

I get it. I get it now, Taylor.

The Washington Post has yet to indicate what discipline, if any, it will impose on its highly-paid doxxer for now simply lying and defaming people for attention on Twitter.

That is a highly rhetorical statement; we all know that lying and defamation are the corporate media's stock in trade. Taylor Lorenz will probably get a Democracy Dies in Darkness Medal of Honor with Cluster for Outrageous Villainy.

Posted by: Ace at 02:03 PM

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 03, 2022 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

2 Drudge?

She accusing Drudge?

I mean...is this 1997?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 03, 2022 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

3 Michael Malice
@michaelmalice
she later admitted this is a complete lie

just as with brian williams and joyann reid, corporate media outlets often dont care at all when their reporters brazenly lie, despite claiming to be organizations dedicated to disseminating facts and truth

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All the other things she said were true, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 03, 2022 02:04 PM (LvTSG)

4 That is a highly rhetorical statement; we all know that lying and defamation are the corporate media's stock in trade. Taylor Lorenz will probably get a Democracy Dies in Darkness Medal of Honor with Cluster for Outrageous Villainy.

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So young and cynical.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 03, 2022 02:04 PM (LvTSG)

5 She's just all kinds of win, isn't she...

Posted by: Inogame at May 03, 2022 02:04 PM (53oGX)

6 Hope springs eternal.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at May 03, 2022 02:04 PM (R5lpX)

7 just a wild guess but the nation might be focusing on these clowns a bit much

Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 2022 02:05 PM (us2H3)

8 Roomy. Taylor Lorenz is an asshoe.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 03, 2022 02:05 PM (a4EWo)

9 Mis/Disinformation?!....To the gulag!

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2022 02:05 PM (AwYPR)

10 Women are funny guys. Get over it - E. Cartman

Posted by: Busted Can of Bisuits at May 03, 2022 02:05 PM (2cfUo)

11 This my simply be my ignorance, but isn't Drudge just a news aggregator? Why would an editor call anyone?

Posted by: Inogame at May 03, 2022 02:06 PM (53oGX)

12 Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus

Posted by: huerfano at May 03, 2022 02:06 PM (MzKgG)

13 *may

Posted by: Inogame at May 03, 2022 02:06 PM (53oGX)

14 To the left, lying comes as naturally as crapping. Both actions basically yield similar results.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 03, 2022 02:06 PM (Xrfse)

15 10 Women are funny guys. Get over it - E. Cartman
Posted by: Busted Can of Bisuits at May 03, 2022 02:05 PM (2cfUo)

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"My vagina...."
-Eric Cartman, accurately mimicking Amy Schumer's schtick

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 03, 2022 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

16 Not possible. Nobody reads Drudge Report anymore

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 03, 2022 02:06 PM (XvPQV)

17 Alternate post title: Crazy bitch be crazy.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 03, 2022 02:07 PM (fj2YZ)

18 I demand she sue the owner of Drudge Report because it certainly isn't anybody on the Right.

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2022 02:07 PM (RHGPo)

19

This is horrible, AND TERRIBLE (sob sob sob).

AND HORRIBLE!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 03, 2022 02:07 PM (XnbJC)

20 What a dimbo

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2022 02:07 PM (OALer)

21 Heh.

I actually think it is kinda funny, taken on its own.

Drudge. Relevant. Lawl.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2022 02:07 PM (6FeV1)

22 The Drudge Report will ruin your career!

Posted by: Said Nobody Ever at May 03, 2022 02:07 PM (IQuyA)

23 She's the white, female version of Jussie Smollay.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2022 02:07 PM (v0R5T)

24 Me so horny. Me love you long time.

- Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2022 02:07 PM (gmo/4)

25 At some point the mental illness is indistinguishable from demonic possession.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2022 02:07 PM (IEa8U)

26 corporate media outlets often dont care at all when their reporters brazenly lie,
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Oh trust me, they care. If the reporters don't do it enough, they could lose their job.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2022 02:07 PM (9pMsp)

27 When the report of the Hunter Biden laptop emerged .. there was nothing on Drudge

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2022 02:07 PM (RHGPo)

28

That interview she gave was a freaking riot, what a group of nuts they gathered to fake cry like that douchebag Kimmel.

HORRIBLE AND TERRIBLE!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 03, 2022 02:08 PM (XnbJC)

29
She's a victim, you monsters!

It's the card they keep playing.

Posted by: Auspex at May 03, 2022 02:08 PM (Xo3T0)

30 The WAPO menstrual cycles are predictable.

Posted by: Puddinghead at May 03, 2022 02:08 PM (LQjWA)

31 I wish she had been aborted.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2022 02:08 PM (Y5qcH)

32 Even worse, I stepped in dog crap when I got home a little while ago and tracked from the front door to the back door. Smelled like Taylor's lies.

Posted by: huerfano at May 03, 2022 02:08 PM (MzKgG)

33 On the one hand, she should be sued into oblivion.

On the other, screw Drudge and I hope this further tarnished the piece of feces that is his legacy.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2022 02:08 PM (F9322)

34 I feel like it didn't take people long to figure out that Drudge had turned to the dark side too. Is that true or am I making this up?

Posted by: Iris at May 03, 2022 02:08 PM (DibdT)

35 So whoever runs Drudge for Google now poured bleach on her while yelling "THIS IS GOOGLE COUNTRY"?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 03, 2022 02:09 PM (ZGrMX)

36 It seems pretty clear her wiring is messed up. She's frigging nuts.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2022 02:09 PM (ZLI7S)

37 Matt Drudge just wants to date me. I'm playing along. Spank me, please.

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at May 03, 2022 02:09 PM (QYPq3)

38 Seems unlikely, given that Matt Drudge seems uninvolved in the Drudge Report.
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She didn't say it was Matt Drudge, she says it was a Drudge Report editor.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:09 PM (DU+/6)

39 36 It seems pretty clear her wiring is messed up. She's frigging nuts.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2022 02:09 PM (ZLI7S)

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"Oh...really?"
-Johnny Depp

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 03, 2022 02:09 PM (LvTSG)

40 When the report of the Hunter Biden laptop emerged .. there was nothing on Drudge

Matt Drudge hasn't run his own site for several years. Google bought it, as near as anyone can tell, to help with fortifying Joe Biden's erection.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 03, 2022 02:10 PM (ZGrMX)

41 Spank me, please.
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at May 03, 2022 02:09 PM (QYPq3

Sorry, ma'am. I'm not into granny-play.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2022 02:10 PM (6FeV1)

42 It seems pretty clear her wiring is messed up. She's frigging nuts.

===

Perfect tool.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2022 02:10 PM (BP9lK)

43 She's a liar, and I suspect she just completely made up this story to get back in the news. And by made up , I mean I doubt she got any calls from someone "claiming" to be a Drudge editor.
Or anyone else.

Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at May 03, 2022 02:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

44
I have a hilarious joke.

Here's the setup: Taylor Lorenz called me and said "I'm a swinish whore, and my pussy has teeth, and they're rotten, and I have crotch halitosis."

Here's the punchline: "Fuck you, Taylor. Kill yourself."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2022 02:10 PM (UGDPW)

45 What is this "Drudge Report " site she is speaking of?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2022 02:10 PM (NpAcC)

46 Why would you need an editor for a site that just posts links to things?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2022 02:10 PM (Y5qcH)

47 Biden: It's "Way Overboard" For Supreme Court To Not Let Someone "Choose To Abort A Child"

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I thought it wasn't a child.

Posted by: Upchuck Evil Fuck Schumer at May 03, 2022 02:10 PM (FVME7)

48 Stop Hitting on me!

- Taylor Lorenz and AOC

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2022 02:10 PM (gmo/4)

49 Heh.

I actually think it is kinda funny, taken on its own.

Drudge. Relevant. Lawl.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2022 02:07 PM (6FeV1)

Yeah, and the Drudge as Conservative or Rightie anymore angle. Seems Tits Lorenz didn't get that memo.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 03, 2022 02:10 PM (SH2Zi)

50 > Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus

Or as we would put it in Jive,

"Bitch be cray-cray, yo."

Posted by: Ghetto Latin Scholar at May 03, 2022 02:10 PM (bW8dp)

51 Except she's not saying it's a lie. She's admitting it's false.
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It was Fake but Accurate(tm), Ace. She knows that those wicked troglodyte conservatives want to harass her.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:10 PM (DU+/6)

52 psychoc*nt. we've all run into at some time or another.

Posted by: x at May 03, 2022 02:10 PM (uQFwj)

53 10 Women are funny guys. Get over it - E. Cartman
Posted by: Busted Can of Bisuits at May 03, 2022 02:05 PM (2cfUo)

But she didn't talk about how much she likes sex or say "my vagina" a bunch.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 03, 2022 02:10 PM (II3Gr)

54 I honestly believe this did happen, just not in the real world. Lorenz is honestly mentally disturbed and was sitting in her studio apartment with ther corpses of her 18 dead cats, and probably imagined this all happening. The woman craves attention and is going to go to Jussie Smollett lengths to get it, since there's something seriously wrong with her brain.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 03, 2022 02:10 PM (QOdbP)

55 Oh I did some research on the Drudge thing a while back - basically Drudge switched ad providers to some new one founded by a Google exec that has no other customers and then stepped back from running it.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2022 02:11 PM (ESjRY)

56 Her lies are protected protesting against the matriarchy of those who would oppress her and remove her ability to obtain women's healthcare and transgender rights for all people of color and those who just want a shot at American freedom as they cross the man made border.

Racist.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2022 02:11 PM (Bca4D)

57 35 So whoever runs Drudge for Google now poured bleach on her while yelling "THIS IS GOOGLE COUNTRY"?

Posted by: Ian S.
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Fortunately, the sandwich that she bought was safe after the ferocious attack.

Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:11 PM (Iq9dF)

58 I forget who recently put up a billboard in Times Square mocking Lorenz, but they should take donations to keep it going indefinitely.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 03, 2022 02:11 PM (ZGrMX)

59

How crazy is this bint that she goes and fake cries about online harrassment then IMMEDIATELY goes out and does it herself, then this.

Chick is batshit crazy!

She's nuts!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 03, 2022 02:11 PM (XnbJC)

60 I have a hilarious joke.

Here's the setup: Taylor Lorenz called me and said "I'm a swinish whore, and my pussy has teeth, and they're rotten, and I have crotch halitosis."

Here's the punchline: "Fuck you, Taylor. Kill yourself."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2022 02:10 PM (UGDPW)
++++
"Crotch halitosis" might be the strangest thing I've read in quite some time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:11 PM (DU+/6)

61 It seems pretty clear her wiring is messed up. She's frigging nuts.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2022 02:09 PM (ZLI7S)

I read somewhere that she's been engaged to the same guy for like 10 years. That's totally normal.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2022 02:11 PM (Y5qcH)

62 Editor? LOL You mean like Notepad?

Posted by: goodluckduck at May 03, 2022 02:11 PM (pCXlW)

63 I have a hilarious joke.

Here's the setup: Taylor Lorenz called me and said "I'm a swinish whore, and my pussy has teeth, and they're rotten, and I have crotch halitosis."

Here's the punchline: "Fuck you, Taylor. Kill yourself."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2022 02:10 PM (UGDPW)

Great, now Amy Schumer and Carlos Mencia will both be telling this joke for years...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 03, 2022 02:11 PM (XvPQV)

64 Would have been funnier if she said Ann Althouse instead.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2022 02:12 PM (6FeV1)

65 Guess she wasn't happy about her "I'm a victim!" 15 minutes of fame disappearing and wanted it to continue.

Posted by: buzzion at May 03, 2022 02:12 PM (vMCab)

66 if I was a lil younger, I would say 'fuck her in the ass"

Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 2022 02:12 PM (us2H3)

67 63
Great, now Amy Schumer and Carlos Mencia will both be telling this joke for years...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 03, 2022 02:11 PM (XvPQV)

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What? I love fish sticks. How does this make me a gay fish?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 03, 2022 02:12 PM (LvTSG)

68 "25 At some point the mental illness is indistinguishable from demonic possession.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2022 02:07 PM (IEa8U) "

+1 Insightful !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at May 03, 2022 02:12 PM (LN3uv)

69 My baloney has a first name, it's T-A-Y-L-O-R

Posted by: Halfhand at May 03, 2022 02:12 PM (3Fwbj)

70 36 It seems pretty clear her wiring is messed up. She's frigging nuts.

Posted by: JackStraw
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That is demeaning to cashews and almonds. Aim lower.

Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:12 PM (Iq9dF)

71 Doxxing isn't doxxing. Lying isn't lying. Darkness is light.

Washington Post: your source for bald-faced lies 24x7.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:12 PM (DU+/6)

72 Now Drudge is calling me and asking if my refrigerator is running. When I say yes, he says go catch it!

Boo hoo hoo!

- Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2022 02:13 PM (gmo/4)

73 I read somewhere that she's been engaged to the same guy for like 10 years. That's totally normal.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2022 02:11 PM (Y5qcH)
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Totally a joke! Didn't mean it! Call me, I'm available!

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at May 03, 2022 02:13 PM (cEhw+)

74 >>I read somewhere that she's been engaged to the same guy for like 10 years. That's totally normal.

Has anyone actually seen the guy? She probably has him tied up and stuffed in a closet.

Run! Save yourself.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2022 02:13 PM (ZLI7S)

75 >>>I forget who recently put up a billboard in Times Square mocking Lorenz, but they should take donations to keep it going indefinitely.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 03, 2022 02:11 PM (ZGrMX)

Tim Pool and Daily Wire.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 03, 2022 02:13 PM (QYPq3)

76 My "guess": literal crazy bitch with Amber Heard levels of interpersonal relationship ruins in her past and a likely actual borderline personality disorder dx on a med record somewhere.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 03, 2022 02:13 PM (fj2YZ)

77 Fortunately, the sandwich that she bought was safe after the ferocious attack.

Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:11 PM (Iq9dF)

It's in the MAGA country black, white-supremacist code. Don't dis the sandwich, yo.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 03, 2022 02:13 PM (SH2Zi)

78 Given that she's in a hole and just keeping digging, I am sure it is times like these that Lorenz is glad that most or all of her depraved adventures occurred before the Web was a popular thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:13 PM (DU+/6)

79 70 36 It seems pretty clear her wiring is messed up. She's frigging nuts.

Posted by: JackStraw
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That is demeaning to cashews and almonds. Aim lower.
Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:12 PM (Iq9dF)

pond scum, mixed with frog shit

Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 2022 02:13 PM (us2H3)

80 By the way, nothing on the Drudge Report about Lorenz.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2022 02:14 PM (ESjRY)

81 Taylor Lorenz is an uglier Amber Heard.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 03, 2022 02:14 PM (rJ48h)

82 I read somewhere that she's been engaged to the same guy for like 10 years. That's totally normal.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Guessing the guy wants out but doesn't want to be doxxed out the door.

Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:14 PM (Iq9dF)

83 What? I love fish sticks. How does this make me a gay fish?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 03, 2022 02:12 PM (LvTSG)

The funniest joke in that episode was implying Kanye West would be carrying a gun.

Well that and the gay fish sex.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 03, 2022 02:14 PM (XvPQV)

84 74 >>I read somewhere that she's been engaged to the same guy for like 10 years. That's totally normal.

Has anyone actually seen the guy? She probably has him tied up and stuffed in a closet.

Run! Save yourself.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2022 02:13 PM (ZLI7S)

You wouldn't know him. He's from Canada.

Posted by: buzzion at May 03, 2022 02:14 PM (vMCab)

85 Someone empowered her to broadcast her crazy to the planet. Think about that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2022 02:14 PM (Bca4D)

86 Amber Heard shits the bed

Taylor Lorenz shits the internet.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2022 02:14 PM (ESjRY)

87 occurred before the Web was a popular thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:13 PM (DU+/6)

Or the telegraph.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2022 02:14 PM (6FeV1)

88 "Ignite!"

"...the command given prior to launching Taylor Lorenz from a trebuchet...?"

"YES!!"

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Altitude 0; Airspeed 0; Ideas NaN at May 03, 2022 02:14 PM (MkuC5)

89 Drudge: "Who bitch this is?"

https://youtu.be/1Sfs9h3bIDg?t=42

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 03, 2022 02:14 PM (HJcWr)

90 have a hilarious joke.

Here's the setup: Taylor Lorenz called me and said "I'm a swinish whore, and my pussy has teeth, and they're rotten, and I have crotch halitosis."

Here's the punchline: "Fuck you, Taylor. Kill yourself."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2022 02:10 PM (UGDPW

This is even funnier if you read it in Don Rickles' voice.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2022 02:14 PM (uhzDE)

91 Not sure about the 2020 timeline.

Drudge was very pro Trump in 2016. Immediately after Trump won, Drudge became never Trump. It was stark and happened in days.

One of the weirdest things I've seen.

Willing to bet someone handed Matt Drudge a pile of cash to quietly hand over the keys in early 2017.

Regardless no one there is badgering Lorenz. The fact that she doesn't know Drudge is of the left now is itself telling.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 03, 2022 02:15 PM (Ik7hL)

92
Lorenz is glad that most or all of her depraved adventures occurred before the Web was a popular thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:13 PM (DU+/6)

Spiders have been around longer than Taylor, but not by much. And her crotch is full of those, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2022 02:15 PM (UGDPW)

93 "62 Editor? LOL You mean like Notepad?

Posted by: goodluckduck at May 03, 2022 02:11 PM (pCXlW) "

LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at May 03, 2022 02:15 PM (LN3uv)

94 You wouldn't know him. He's from Canada.

I'm totally real! My name is George...uh...George Glass

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at May 03, 2022 02:15 PM (ESjRY)

95 Anthony Weiner

I was hacked!!!! Q: When will the FBI be opening an investigation? A: *runs away*

Posted by: Its lies first, then more lies, then admissions at May 03, 2022 02:15 PM (qAd4r)

96 Lorenz delivers the kabuki in kabuki theater.

Posted by: mrp at May 03, 2022 02:15 PM (6eRlp)

97 i mean, I don't get how it was a joke, but it IS funny

wait I get it! SHE IS A JOKE

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 03, 2022 02:15 PM (j9HX3)

98
Who bitch this is?

(I like the classics)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2022 02:15 PM (lgeFv)

99 pond scum, mixed with frog shit

Posted by: REDACTED
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A for effort.

Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:15 PM (Iq9dF)

100 94 You wouldn't know him. He's from Canada.

I'm totally real! My name is George...uh...George Glass
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at May 03, 2022 02:15 PM (ESjRY)

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I thought it was Art Vandalay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 03, 2022 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

101 Amber Heard's personal nurse testifies that the cocaine and liquor-addicted actress was an angry, emotional liability and deeply jealous of Johnny Depp's fame
- as his team rests its case_DM

who knows the complete testimony but by the DM it appears that Depp will win.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2022 02:15 PM (rnV7/)

102 >>>This is even funnier if you read it in Don Rickles' voice.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2022 02:14 PM (uhzDE)

I was doing Gilbert Gottfried.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 03, 2022 02:16 PM (QYPq3)

103 Do you have Dad's root beer?

Better give it back or he'll kick your ass.

Posted by: Prank Calls at May 03, 2022 02:16 PM (bW8dp)

104 If she's in a 10 year relationship with fiance, his brain is telling him the same thing one's body does when trying to step off a cliff's edge (like for rappelling). No. No no!! He's yet to overcome his reptilian survival instinct. Or he's nonexistant cause she's a crazy bitch.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 03, 2022 02:16 PM (fj2YZ)

105 In other news...

@AaronSiriSG 14h

The next batch of Pfizer vaccine documents from the FDA has been produced (90,702 pages) available at http://phmpt.org/pfizers-documents/

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2022 02:16 PM (IEa8U)

106 I read somewhere that she's been engaged to the same guy for like 10 years. That's totally normal.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2022 02:11 PM (Y5qcH)

Maybe he's the type that thinks that he cannot do better? But yeah, that doesn't seem normal.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 03, 2022 02:16 PM (Rl7KJ)

107 never heard of her

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2022 02:16 PM (rnV7/)

108 I read somewhere that she's been engaged to the same guy for like 10 years. That's totally normal.

Also she has an AdultFriendFinder account that she allegedly checks regularly. A completely normal thing to do when you're engaged.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 03, 2022 02:16 PM (ZGrMX)

109 Maybe she has dementia?

She is pretty old.

Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at May 03, 2022 02:16 PM (yk557)

110 She doesn't have a fiancé. She has a cat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2022 02:16 PM (Bca4D)

111 I read somewhere that she's been engaged to the same guy for like 10 years. That's totally normal.

Baby, some day, I'm going to make you Mrs. Buck Turgidson!

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2022 02:17 PM (gmo/4)

112 Spiders have been around longer than Taylor, but not by much. And her crotch is full of those, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2022 02:15 PM (UGDPW)
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How do they put up with the halitosis?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:17 PM (DU+/6)

113 I was doing Gilbert Gottfried.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 03, 2022 02:16 PM (QYPq3)

Dice Clay, here.

Even mentally added a little "Oh!" at the end.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2022 02:17 PM (6FeV1)

114 She moves effortlessly between "strong woman" and "giggling schoolgirl". The latter being especially useful for todays feminists.

Did I just slander someone? Ruin their career? Oops! Oopsie!

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 03, 2022 02:17 PM (AD3JT)

115 Maybe she has dementia?

She is pretty old.
Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at May 03, 2022 02:16 PM (yk557)

thread winner

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 03, 2022 02:17 PM (M+Lyo)

116 >>>i mean, I don't get how it was a joke, but it IS funny

wait I get it! SHE IS A JOKE
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 03, 2022 02:15 PM (j9HX3)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE REALLY WANTS TO KILL HERSELF!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBER at May 03, 2022 02:17 PM (QYPq3)

117 Now there's a modern Seinfeld for you.

George, under an assumed name he uses on Twitter, ends up meeting a Taylor Lorenz character and decides that he needs to break up with her because she's crazy. However, she's the best sex of his life.

Jerry, having just gotten back from bombing on the Late Late Show, decides to troll George on Twitter by revealing his real name to Taylor, at Elaine insistence.

Kramer ends up picking her up as she's screaming outside of George's apartment, and they have wild sex in Central Park that makes him go viral on Instagram.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 03, 2022 02:17 PM (LvTSG)

118 How long before her family quietly packs her away in a rest home, in hopes she can still recover?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 03, 2022 02:17 PM (cEhw+)

119 Maybe he's the type that thinks that he cannot do better? But yeah, that doesn't seem normal.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 03, 2022 02:16 PM (Rl7KJ)
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My guess? He thinks he can't do better but she thinks she can.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:17 PM (DU+/6)

120

What would be the most dangerous thing a guy could do?

1. Wrestle a tiger shark while in a pool filled with snakes and piranhas and huge fish like on that Monster fish TV show.

2. Have sex with Amber Heard and head to the john after.

3. Date Tyler Lorenz.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 03, 2022 02:18 PM (XnbJC)

121 >>I was doing Gilbert Gottfried.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose)

A pitcher. Got it.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2022 02:18 PM (MubP5)

122 Drudge Report has editors? On a website that looks like its from Web .05? Even my blog was more sophisticated and well-designed than that, and I did it solo.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2022 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

123 Maybe she has dementia?

She is pretty old.
Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at May 03, 2022 02:16 PM (yk557)
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Now that's pretty damned funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:18 PM (DU+/6)

124 When asked for a comment, Taylor Lorenz replied "A llama, he's supposed to be dead!!"

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2022 02:18 PM (YV6PJ)

125 She's worried about her age and then references *Drudge*?

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2022 02:18 PM (sJVWL)

126 Taylor and Jen Rubin will soon share a table in the Crazy Cat Corner of the WaPo cafeteria.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 03, 2022 02:18 PM (wBpKf)

127 Regardless no one there is badgering Lorenz. The fact that she doesn't know Drudge is of the left now is itself telling.

Posted by: Dave in Fla
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I'll bet her targets are handed to her by an editor and she has little actual knowledge of politics, news, etc. --that is the way the left rolls.

Always have a front person that is disposable while the real creeps lurk in the shadows. Essentially, the same game as intelligence plays--the spy chiefs order and their minions execute.

Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:18 PM (Iq9dF)

128 "highly-paid doxxer"

I wonder what her official compensation actually is. Newspaper reporter is not usually all that well paid, is it? I'm sure she gets lots of under-the-table funding through the lefty backchannels.

Posted by: gp's Dark And Disturbing Morning Of Severe Death at May 03, 2022 02:19 PM (qpX6U)

129 She's the Kaboom of mixed nuts. The ones where the picture on the can shows all kinds of cashews and walnuts, but the inside is 99.5% peanuts.

Posted by: Prank Calls at May 03, 2022 02:19 PM (bW8dp)

130 Hey baby will you marry me? Not now, you know, sometime in the 2030s...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2022 02:19 PM (KZzsI)

131 Juicy Smallettes tried the woe is me card too.

They must get a playbook at the college.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2022 02:19 PM (Bca4D)

132 She's worried about her age and then references *Drudge*?
Posted by: ... at May 03, 2022 02:18 PM (sJVWL)

Heh

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2022 02:19 PM (6FeV1)

133 What would be the most dangerous thing a guy could do?

1. Wrestle a tiger shark while in a pool filled with snakes and piranhas and huge fish like on that Monster fish TV show.

2. Have sex with Amber Heard and head to the john after.

3. Date Tyler Lorenz.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 03, 2022

***
A small difference in terrible ways to die. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2022 02:19 PM (txdEq)

134 Leftists are so stuck in the past, they think Drudge and Fox News are still The Enemy.

What's next? "Taylor Lorenz demands Disney be cancelled! Walt was a Republican and an anti-Communist who fired Tommy Kirk for kissing another boy!"

Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 03, 2022 02:20 PM (2RBkF)

135 I haven't looked at Drudge since, IDK 2015?
Do they still have those big, red, Helvetica headlines?

Posted by: Zek at May 03, 2022 02:20 PM (OzNIz)

136 The only call she really got was probably from Drudge's lawyer.

Posted by: Norman Spiny at May 03, 2022 02:20 PM (hXOGs)

137 117 Now there's a modern Seinfeld for you.

George, under an assumed name he uses on Twitter, ends up meeting a Taylor Lorenz character and decides that he needs to break up with her because she's crazy. However, she's the best sex of his life.

Jerry, having just gotten back from bombing on the Late Late Show, decides to troll George on Twitter by revealing his real name to Taylor, at Elaine insistence.

Kramer ends up picking her up as she's screaming outside of George's apartment, and they have wild sex in Central Park that makes him go viral on Instagram.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You really want to sell out and write Seinfeld the Sequel on HBO Max don't you.

Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:20 PM (Iq9dF)

138 Getting engaged and not marrying for a decade is like Brad Pitt announcing he won't get married until homosexuals can. Yeah Brad. That's the ticket, a principled stance, not just peter pan immaturity and refusal to marry.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2022 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

139 "Do they still have those big, red, Helvetica headlines?"

Last nite they did.

Posted by: gp's Dark And Disturbing Morning Of Severe Death at May 03, 2022 02:20 PM (qpX6U)

140 To be fair, i sometimes still think that Vox is a thing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2022 02:21 PM (6FeV1)

141 he Washington Post has yet to indicate what discipline, if any, it will impose on its highly-paid doxxer for now simply lying and defaming people for attention on Twitter.

You misunderstand our role in this war.

Posted by: WaPo at May 03, 2022 02:21 PM (9Spbq)

142 What's the difference between Taylor Lorenz and a toaster?

You would never want to stick your dick in Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at May 03, 2022 02:21 PM (sJVWL)

143 137 You really want to sell out and write Seinfeld the Sequel on HBO Max don't you.
Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:20 PM (Iq9dF)

=========

So bad.

https://twitter.com/seinfeldtoday

It was a Twitter thing years back. Sad to see it hasn't tweeted since 2015.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 03, 2022 02:21 PM (LvTSG)

144 121 >>I was doing Gilbert Gottfried.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose)

A pitcher. Got it.
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2022 02:18 PM (MubP5)

THAT'S A GAY SEX JOKE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 03, 2022 02:21 PM (XvPQV)

145 from the last, it's just too stupid to not comment, Biden's statement on Roe.

paraphrasing:
"you know, most religions have - like the Roe decision - come to the conclusion we have no idea what life is"

Posted by: sockamster at May 03, 2022 02:21 PM (OuH7W)

146 I thought the same thing Dave did- she's so all about her that she didn't even know Drudge. Romney, Kristol, and Goldberg were traded to the other side for a bag of donuts and two bottles of Hamm's.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 03, 2022 02:21 PM (fj2YZ)

147 (Setting: Elementary school playground, anywhere, any year)

2nd grader: *pushes 1st grader out of swing* "You're a poopyhead! I hate you!"

1st grader: *starts crying* "I'm gonna tell on you!" *goes to find teacher*

Teacher: "2nd grader, what happened? 1st grader says you called him a name and pushed him."

2nd grader: "I was JUST KIDDING!"

Posted by: JQ at May 03, 2022 02:21 PM (dpnJh)

148 >>> 82 I read somewhere that she's been engaged to the same guy for like 10 years. That's totally normal.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Guessing the guy wants out but doesn't want to be doxxed out the door.
Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:14 PM (Iq9dF)

I could have dated Taylor *Swift* but no....

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz's boyfriend at May 03, 2022 02:21 PM (llON8)

149 What would be the most dangerous thing a guy could do?

1. Wrestle a tiger shark while in a pool filled with snakes and piranhas and huge fish like on that Monster fish TV show.

2. Have sex with Amber Heard and head to the john after.

3. Date Tyler Lorenz.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 03, 2022 02:18 PM (XnbJC)

I heard recently that it's a myth that pirhanas actually eat people. Supposedly their teeth aren't really designed for it.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2022 02:21 PM (YV6PJ)

150 "129 She's the Kaboom of mixed nuts. The ones where the picture on the can shows all kinds of cashews and walnuts, but the inside is 99.5% peanuts."

And those Filberts

Posted by: goodluckduck at May 03, 2022 02:22 PM (pCXlW)

151 https://comics.ha.com/itm/original-comic-

art/panel-pages/s-clay-wilson-spider-joy-one-page-

story-original-art-undated-the-spiders-are-gone-

while-that-may-sound-like-a-goo/a/812-4251.s

And her crotch is full of those, too.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 03, 2022 02:22 PM (qK5iF)

152 They must get a playbook at the college.

They are taught from kindergarden that their feelings and the feelings of others are the zenith of human importance and the only thing anyone should care about. That their every decision and action should be framed around "how does this make me feel" and "will this hurt anyone else's feelings?" They've been taught this by entertainment, school, friends, and family until its oozing out their pores.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2022 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

153 She has a fiancé for 10 years?

He must not want to marry her because he would never get any sleep with her biological clock going off for the last 10 years.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 03, 2022 02:22 PM (HJcWr)

154
Drudge Report has been pretty terrible for a long time. I do wonder how high its readership still is. Once upon a time, that site was super-important to the media, because of the stupendous click-throughs you could get from that aggregator. But I don't think that's nearly as true anymore.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2022 02:22 PM (UGDPW)

155 >>>You wouldn't know him. He's from Canada.
Posted by: buzzion

His name is George... George Glass!

Posted by: Taylor "Jan" Lorenz at May 03, 2022 02:22 PM (0G13K)

156 I heard a rumor that Taylor was kinda cute back in the black and white photograph days.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 03, 2022 02:22 PM (MFphb)

157 138 Getting engaged and not marrying for a decade is like Brad Pitt announcing he won't get married until homosexuals can. Yeah Brad. That's the ticket, a principled stance, not just peter pan immaturity and refusal to marry.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2022 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

I think it was Lena Dunham's now husband to who said that, why they couldn't get married until gay marriage was legal.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 03, 2022 02:22 PM (Rl7KJ)

158 133-- 1) risks your life, sharks don't care about their food one way or another
2) risks your finger, wallet, and emotional stability
3) eviscerates your character via a emotional screed in WaPo--kills your prospects in the Beltway but outside people could care less.

Under this formulation, Taylor would be the safest bet but use an assumed name like Mitch McConnell. An assumed name would not protect you from choices 1 and 2.

Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:23 PM (Iq9dF)

159 Nothing we could say could ever hurt her as much as she hates herself.
But that shouldn't stop us from piling on!

Because her "Lil' Ms. Done It!" planner from junior high had her with a glamorous career, a trophy husband, a CV filled with awards and accolades, at least one GS-13 job by now, big house, nice car, etc.

And ... she is none of that, all she is is an aging hack whose only use is a willingness to be a crude hatchet for the bottom of the Dem party.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2022 02:23 PM (0MfLH)

160 157 I think it was Lena Dunham's now husband to who said that, why they couldn't get married until gay marriage was legal.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 03, 2022 02:22 PM (Rl7KJ)

=======

I remember them breaking up. I could be wrong. It's not like I care.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 03, 2022 02:23 PM (LvTSG)

161 Shorter Taylor Lorenz Apology: "Yeah sure, I'm a paid liar, and what's more, I love the way it burns you normies."

Posted by: gp's Dark And Disturbing Morning Of Severe Death at May 03, 2022 02:23 PM (qpX6U)

162 It was a Twitter thing years back. Sad to see it hasn't tweeted since 2015

That was one of the fun accounts to follow, they must have run out of ideas

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2022 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

163 156 I heard a rumor that Taylor was kinda cute back in the black and white photograph days.

Posted by: OneEyedJack
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I agree that old Rough and Ready Zach Taylor was quite handsome during daguerreotype days.

Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:24 PM (Iq9dF)

164
What's next? "Taylor Lorenz demands Disney be cancelled! Walt was a Republican and an anti-Communist who fired Tommy Kirk for kissing another boy!"
Posted by: Pete in Texas

Old Yeller was gay.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2022 02:24 PM (63Dwl)

165 156 I heard a rumor that Taylor was kinda cute back in the black and white photograph days.

--

Daguerreotype

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2022 02:24 PM (YNq+j)

166 occurred before the Web was a popular thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022
*
Or the telegraph.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2022

***
Rumor has it that both Taylor and Hillary Clinton had affairs with the Emperor Caligula. However, historians doubt this. They believe Caligula to have had standards.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2022 02:25 PM (txdEq)

167 Lorenz and Jankowicz...

That's some bad juju that has just pushed itself into our collective consciousness all of a sudden...

Our once great nation is doomed unless the wimin sack up and have a witch trial.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Altitude 0; Airspeed 0; Ideas NaN at May 03, 2022 02:25 PM (MkuC5)

168 So, Twitter is letting #MoscowMitch to trend.

I presume this is because Mitch got three justices on SCOTUS under Trump, and anything that the left doesn't like must be tied to Putin now. So, some random thing they hit Mitch with trends.

Oh, and it's a grand 1500 tweets.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 03, 2022 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

169 Whig, stop reading my mind

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2022 02:25 PM (OALer)

170 So, Twitter is letting #MoscowMitch to trend.

I presume this is because Mitch got three justices on SCOTUS under Trump, and anything that the left doesn't like must be tied to Putin now. So, some random thing they hit Mitch with trends.

Oh, and it's a grand 1500 tweets.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 03, 2022 02:25 PM (LvTSG)
++++
So Putin made the SCOTUS picks?

Man, is there anything that guy *can't* do?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:26 PM (DU+/6)

171 "Taylor Lorenz demands Disney be cancelled! Walt was a Republican and an anti-Communist who fired Tommy Kirk for kissing another boy!"
Posted by: Pete in Texa

***
Spin and Marty had a little of that gay vibe too. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2022 02:26 PM (txdEq)

172 170 So Putin made the SCOTUS picks?

Man, is there anything that guy *can't* do?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:26 PM (DU+/6)

=======

Putin doesn't want Manhattan women to have abortions. They must hate Putin more now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 03, 2022 02:26 PM (LvTSG)

173 Oh, and it's a grand 1500 tweets.

One of the ways to fix twitter is to delete the trending and front page news sections. Too easy to game and manipulate customers with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2022 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

174 Taylor Lorenz used to babysit Vic

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2022 02:26 PM (OALer)

175 This chick is such a nobody its hard to stay interested in her problems. Did I tell you I like Maple Frosted Donuts?

Posted by: Puddinghead at May 03, 2022 02:26 PM (LQjWA)

176 Did I tell you I like Maple Frosted Donuts?

Those maple bars are too much though, its like 8 times as much pastry as I ever want to eat in one sitting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2022 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

177 Sounds like someone thinks their 15 minutes is ending . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2022 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

178 He must not want to marry her because he would never get any sleep with her biological clock going off for the last 10 years.

At this point, her biological clock sounds like an MRI.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 03, 2022 02:27 PM (ppBhU)

179 Glazed raised are my downfall.

Posted by: Holy Crap at May 03, 2022 02:27 PM (ItGQC)

180 For those keeping score:

[x] Don't know what a woman is

[x] Don't know what life is

Boy, this is getting better and better.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2022 02:27 PM (sJVWL)

181 169 Whig, stop reading my mind

Posted by: vmom
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horde mind at work.

Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:28 PM (Iq9dF)

182 I heard a rumor that Taylor was kinda cute back in the black and white photograph days.
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Sure.
Back then, you had to spackle a tub of Vaseline on the lens.
Now they have IG filters to fake their age and looks.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2022 02:28 PM (0MfLH)

183 174 Taylor Lorenz used to babysit Vic
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2022 02:26 PM (OALer)

Youch!!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2022 02:28 PM (YV6PJ)

184 Maple frosted donut with bacon bits. Sounds weird, but man is it good.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 03, 2022 02:28 PM (II3Gr)

185 184 Maple frosted donut with bacon bits. Sounds weird, but man is it good.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 03, 2022 02:28 PM (II3Gr)

+1

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 03, 2022 02:28 PM (XvPQV)

186 >>I presume this is because Mitch got three justices on SCOTUS under Trump, and anything that the left doesn't like must be tied to Putin now. So, some random thing they hit Mitch with trends.

It's Putin's court.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2022 02:29 PM (ZLI7S)

187 On this day in 1946, the International Military Tribunals for the Far East initiated proceedings against Japan's leading war criminals.

Also, Taylor Lorenz got her first arrest for prostitution, outside of a VD clinic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2022 02:29 PM (UGDPW)

188 162 It was a Twitter thing years back. Sad to see it hasn't tweeted since 2015

That was one of the fun accounts to follow, they must have run out of ideas Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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In a world of even more trivial nothings than 2015, it is hard to say that. Probably just got bored of it.

Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:29 PM (Iq9dF)

189 I think Putin likes glazed raised to. Look at that jawline.

Posted by: Holy Crap at May 03, 2022 02:29 PM (ItGQC)

190 Taylor Lorenz: rhymes with "shunned runt".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2022 02:29 PM (kGBRv)

191 188 162 It was a Twitter thing years back. Sad to see it hasn't tweeted since 2015

That was one of the fun accounts to follow, they must have run out of ideas Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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In a world of even more trivial nothings than 2015, it is hard to say that. Probably just got bored of it.
Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:29 PM (Iq9dF)

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It was Trump's alternate account. He stopped when he ran for president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 03, 2022 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

192 I hated Spin and Marty, except for the ones with Annette.

Yeah, I was a confirmed heterosexual at an early age.

Posted by: Prank Calls at May 03, 2022 02:30 PM (bW8dp)

193 "Maple frosted donut with bacon bits. Sounds weird, but man is it good."

For eating, you mean?

Posted by: gp's Dark And Disturbing Morning Of Severe Death at May 03, 2022 02:30 PM (qpX6U)

194 185 184 Maple frosted donut with bacon bits. Sounds weird, but man is it good.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 03, 2022 02:28 PM (II3Gr)

+1
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A new Odyssey for me. Will I be able to avoid the Cyclops in the stretch pants at the Donut Shoppe?

Posted by: Puddinghead at May 03, 2022 02:30 PM (LQjWA)

195 Who da fuk is Taylor Lorenz?

On a much more serious note, I have trouble accessing AoS on my iPhone. It endlessly reloads, then gives me an error message. Clicking the links almost always results in a reload/refresh/error message sequence.

Frustrating. If I can't resolve this soon I'll have to turn to Don Lemon and Chuck Todd for my news analysis.

Is anyone else encountering this problem?

Posted by: Major at May 03, 2022 02:30 PM (zOtJT)

196 Biden says upending Roe v. Wade would be radical and could impact gay marriage_
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Right,

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2022 02:30 PM (rnV7/)

197 The bitch is nutz.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2022 02:30 PM (+V0a6)

198 It's Putin's court.

The original copy of Alito's draft was stained with borscht and smuggled out in matryoshki.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 03, 2022 02:30 PM (ppBhU)

199 Lorenz doesn't seem capable of going more than a couple of weeks without accusing someone of doing something that they manifestly did not do. She has done this over and over again. She even does it to her fellow progs.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 03, 2022 02:31 PM (AD3JT)

200 It was Trump's alternate account. He stopped when he ran for president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Psst, feed that to Taylor and the Jan 6 cmte.

Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:31 PM (Iq9dF)

201 196 Biden says upending Roe v. Wade would be radical and could impact gay marriage_
=======

Right,
Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2022 02:30 PM (rnV7/)

========

If this court is willing to undo THE super-precedent, Roe v Wade, they're willing to knock out more supports of the left's stranglehold on power at the federal level.

Honestly, I approve of the left giving SCOTUS ideas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 03, 2022 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

202 For those keeping score:
[x] Don't know what a woman is
[x] Don't know what life is

Boy, this is getting better and better.
Posted by: ...
__

Fortunately for some of us, we know who we are, and are very much aware of what life is, since we carry it to term for nine months.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 03, 2022 02:31 PM (8HfoY)

203 I don't really like pastries much but I do admit cream puffs are good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2022 02:31 PM (KZzsI)

204 Fortunately for some of us, we know who we are, and are very much aware of what life is, since we carry it to term for nine months.

Three cheers for you birthing persons.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 03, 2022 02:32 PM (ppBhU)

205 Good un:

Modern Seinfeld
@SeinfeldToday
·
Oct 16, 2014
Jerry & George compete to pick up the same woman on a plane. When Jerry sneezes, George jokes about Ebola & gets them both quarantined.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 03, 2022 02:32 PM (LvTSG)

206 Did I tell you I like Maple Frosted Donuts?

Go on...

Posted by: Brian Stelter at May 03, 2022 02:32 PM (Vu7A1)

207 199 Lorenz doesn't seem capable of going more than a couple of weeks without accusing someone of doing something that they manifestly did not do. She has done this over and over again. She even does it to her fellow progs.

Posted by: Ktgreat
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I get the Steely Dan song vibe--Go Back Jack and Do It Again
Steely Dan was always good with the shiv.

Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:32 PM (Iq9dF)

208 193 "Maple frosted donut with bacon bits. Sounds weird, but man is it good."

For eating, you mean?
Posted by: gp's Dark And Disturbing Morning Of Severe Death at May 03, 2022 02:30 PM (qpX6U)

I certainly haven't used them for any other purpose.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 03, 2022 02:33 PM (II3Gr)

209 203 I don't really like pastries much but I do admit cream puffs are good.
----------------
A proper Eclair is something special.

Posted by: Puddinghead at May 03, 2022 02:33 PM (LQjWA)

210 The bitch is nutz.
Posted by: Ben Had
___

Seems to me that is the default position for a lot of these credentialed females.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 03, 2022 02:33 PM (8HfoY)

211 203 I don't really like pastries much but I do admit cream puffs are good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2022 02:31 PM (KZzsI)

Garrett will be happy to hear you say it

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2022 02:33 PM (sJVWL)

212 Mitch McConnell slams Biden and top Dems for playing into toxic spectacle instead of backing SCOTUS after Roe leak

Roe doesn't affect Chairman Xi's agenda one way or the other but it does help Mitchie's tough conservative appearance.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2022 02:33 PM (rnV7/)

213 Drudge?

that's funny

Posted by: pustule of hags at May 03, 2022 02:33 PM (0TKle)

214 These harpys are getting me confused to who they are, her face is remembered but what she did to become a harpy is missing in my brain.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2022 02:34 PM (2JoB8)

215 "I certainly haven't used them for any other purpose."

I made a donut diorama. I thought outside the box, then put them in the box.

Posted by: gp's Dark And Disturbing Morning Of Severe Death at May 03, 2022 02:34 PM (qpX6U)

216 I don't think we have enough room for all the insane here.

Second look at buying & building a big beautiful wall around Greenland to which we can exile them?

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 03, 2022 02:34 PM (oiERh)

217 > Three cheers for you birthing persons.

Especially the chest-feeders.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2022 02:34 PM (bW8dp)

218 I hated Spin and Marty, except for the ones with Annette.

Yeah, I was a confirmed heterosexual at an early age.

Posted by: Prank Calls at May 03, 2022

***
I never went through the "Girls! I hate 'em!" phase. I always knew that eventually I was *really* going to like girls, maybe even love one or more. I wasn't sure exactly what form that would take, aside from what I saw on Dick van Dyke and Bewitched among other TV shows, and read (secretly) in James Bond. But I knew it would happen someday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2022 02:34 PM (txdEq)

219 Still not sure how she was elected.

@RichSementa 48s

GOP Sen Lisa Murkowski: It Rocks My Confidence In SCOTUS, If Roe V Wade Is Overturned

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2022 02:34 PM (IEa8U)

220 Taylor is giving Amber Heard a run for her money in the crazy department.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 03, 2022 02:34 PM (cfKqR)

221 Truth dies at the Washington Post.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 03, 2022 02:34 PM (k4dH2)

222 A proper Eclair is something special.

Cream horns FTW IYKWIM

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 03, 2022 02:35 PM (Vu7A1)

223

She needs someone to keep licking her pussy until she says stop.

I suggest a rabid hyena with an overbite.

Posted by: Dirty Frank at May 03, 2022 02:35 PM (U/sFB)

224 197 The bitch is nutz.

Posted by: Ben Had
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I used to have to go the Washington DC on occasions and always have liked to people watch. DC has an aggregation of some of the most miserable and unhappy pompous people on the planet. London comes close but twits are funnier than unhappy cogs in the DC wheels.

Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:35 PM (Iq9dF)

225 220 Taylor is giving Amber Heard a run for her money in the crazy department.
____________

I won't believe she's really serious about it until she shits in Jeff Bezos' bed.

Preferably while he's in it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 03, 2022 02:36 PM (k4dH2)

226 Taylor Lorenz will probably get a Democracy Dies in Darkness Medal of Honor with Cluster for Outrageous ~~Villainy~~ Lithium Consumption.

--------

FIFM.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 03, 2022 02:36 PM (oiERh)

227 221 Truth dies at the Washington Post.
----------

and the NYT buries it.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2022 02:36 PM (rnV7/)

228
The female Oliver Darcy. The media people like them must be all wanting that Disinfo Czar position once the current Jankowicz is shunted aside for the real long-term boss.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2022 02:37 PM (UGDPW)

229 What would be the most dangerous thing a guy could do?

1. Wrestle a tiger shark while in a pool filled with snakes and piranhas and huge fish like on that Monster fish TV show.

2. Have sex with Amber Heard and head to the john after.

3. Date Tyler Lorenz.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 03, 2022 02:18 PM (XnbJC)
_____________________________

I'd give #2 a whirl. She's batshit crazy but it's not like I haven't fucked batshit crazy girls before. Sometimes I even went back for seconds. I'm not proud to admit that, though.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2022 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

230 221 Truth dies at the Washington Post.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer
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Should be 'Truth has never been a consideration at WaPo--Not Now, Not Ever.'

Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:37 PM (Iq9dF)

231 >>I used to have to go the Washington DC on occasions and always have liked to people watch. DC has an aggregation of some of the most miserable and unhappy pompous people on the planet. London comes close but twits are funnier than unhappy cogs in the DC wheels.

I coulda been a contender

Posted by: zombie seth rich at May 03, 2022 02:37 PM (rJ48h)

232 I never went through the "Girls! I hate 'em!" phase. I always knew that eventually I was *really* going to like girls, maybe even love one or more. I wasn't sure exactly what form that would take, aside from what I saw on Dick van Dyke and Bewitched among other TV shows, and read (secretly) in James Bond. But I knew it would happen someday.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2022 02:34 PM (txdEq)
++++
The appearance of Elizabeth Montgomery could probably awaken any red-blooded boy with a double-digit age.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:37 PM (DU+/6)

233 "DC has an aggregation of some of the most miserable and unhappy pompous people on the planet."

They work so very hard to fuck us over, and they don't even enjoy what they do? Sucks to be them.

Posted by: gp's Dark And Disturbing Morning Of Severe Death at May 03, 2022 02:37 PM (qpX6U)

234 Lorenz says the editor of the Prairie Chronicle rode to her house on horseback and threatened to "dox her ass back to 1885" if she didn't toe the line. Said the guy talked really fast too, and was in black and white.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2022 02:37 PM (9z/jG)

235 More reasoned reactions from DU regarding SCOTUS fallout:
Soon, rapists will be able to openly carry a gun & the woman they impregnate forced to have the baby

Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg 4h: The extremist SC is now removing constitutional rights that DO EXIST, while some states are talking about or passing permitless carry & calling it Constitutional Carry. Soon, a rapist will be able to openly carry a gun & the woman he impregnates will be forced to have his baby.

I almost went into a case of hysterics reading that headline.

And use it to threaten their slaves! Remember the good old days? The GQP and its predatory oligarchs probably already have a plan to circumvent the 13th Amendment. States' rights!

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at May 03, 2022 02:38 PM (JCZqz)

236 I won't believe she's really serious about it until she shits in Jeff Bezos' bed.

Preferably while he's in it.
Posted by: TrivialPursue
=----------------

So, she's Bezos girlfriend?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2022 02:38 PM (rnV7/)

237 Everyone seems to be freaking out about "the legitimacy of the court".
LOL. Puhleeze...
This is the court that refused to hear a single case involving election irregularities, out of dozens.
Also the court that stuck us with Obamacare.
The court which will soon include an overt racist who doesn't know what a woman is...
Even if Roe is overturned, the baby killing will proceed unimpeded AND the left will burn cities again.
Sorry to not share in the hoopla...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 03, 2022 02:38 PM (jTmQV)

238 I don't really like pastries much but I do admit cream puffs are good.
----------------
A proper Eclair is something special.
Posted by: Puddinghead at May 03, 2022

***
Only recently, probably from Ace, did I find out that eclair is French for "flash of lightning." It's amazing how so many French words, and German ones too (adler, a family name, means "eagle"), have become part of English.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2022 02:38 PM (txdEq)

239 Its funny, as a much younger man than I am now, we would roll into the Donut Shoppe to eat donuts and drink coffee to sober up enough to drive home. Always, there were two cops in there during the mid night shift. Its like a photograph of stupid over and over again.

Posted by: Puddinghead at May 03, 2022 02:38 PM (LQjWA)

240 I don't think I've ever had an eclair, but they do sound good.

I like those Pirouline things (the hard shell with hazelnut chocolate inside) but I don't think those count as a pastry.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2022 02:38 PM (KZzsI)

241 I made a donut diorama. I thought outside the box, then put them in the box.
Posted by: gp's Dark And Disturbing Morning Of Severe Death at May 03, 2022 02:34 PM (qpX6U)

Edgy and avant-garde. Bet the National Endowment for the Arts would've given you a grant.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 03, 2022 02:38 PM (II3Gr)

242 I never went through the "Girls! I hate 'em!" phase.
___

I did.
Still in it, courtesy of these lunatics.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 03, 2022 02:38 PM (8HfoY)

243 223 Dirty Frank
--------------------
Ewww. She is not worth making people nauseous in the thread.

Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:39 PM (Iq9dF)

244 235
And use it to threaten their slaves! Remember the good old days? The GQP and its predatory oligarchs probably already have a plan to circumvent the 13th Amendment. States' rights!
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at May 03, 2022 02:38 PM (JCZqz)

========

If they want to mock the states rights thing, they should be talking about circumventing the 14th Amendment that all but ended it (unless it's something the left likes, of course).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 03, 2022 02:39 PM (LvTSG)

245 I remain highly amused at the prospect of Jonah and David clutching their pearls while writing "but Trump" to explain why overturning ROE V Wade is bad for SCOTUS.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 03, 2022 02:39 PM (cfKqR)

246 And German ones too (adler, a family name, means "eagle")

"Ah, The woman...."
--Sherlock Holmes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2022 02:39 PM (KZzsI)

247 whig, I thank the Good Lord everyday that the females I know are "Ettes in mind, action and real life.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2022 02:39 PM (+V0a6)

248 GOP Sen Lisa Murkowski: It Rocks My Confidence In SCOTUS, If Roe V Wade Is Overturned
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Lol, burn on it, witch.
Primary is in August.
But you got $7 million from Mitch, so you're good.
LOLGF

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2022 02:39 PM (0MfLH)

249 @fred_guttenberg 4h: The extremist SC is now removing constitutional rights that DO EXIST, while some states are talking about or passing permitless carry & calling it Constitutional Carry. Soon, a rapist will be able to openly carry a gun & the woman he impregnates will be forced to have his baby. ...
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at May 03, 2022 02:38 PM (JCZqz)
++++
That is the hottest of hot takes. Who is this person? From the Twitter bio:
My children are Jesse & Jaime. Jaime was murdered in the Parkland school shooting. My life is dedicated to saving lives fighting for gun safety in America.

Ah.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:39 PM (DU+/6)

250 Always, there were two cops in there during the mid night shift. Its like a photograph of stupid over and over again.

Posted by: Puddinghead

From what I saw in Porky's, you were safe unless the Donut Shop served chili and you fell face first in it.

Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:40 PM (Iq9dF)

251 I never went through the "Girls! I hate 'em!" phase.

Me either, I always got along really well with the girls in grade school, until they started ignoring me in middle school.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2022 02:40 PM (KZzsI)

252 Taylor won't admit it, but she remembers when FDR went on television and announced Pearl Harbor.

(Wait, what?)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2022 02:40 PM (txdEq)

253 {{{Ben Had}}}

Ditto.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 03, 2022 02:40 PM (8HfoY)

254 >>Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg 4h: The extremist SC is now removing constitutional rights that DO EXIST, while some states are talking about or passing permitless carry & calling it Constitutional Carry. Soon, a rapist will be able to openly carry a gun & the woman he impregnates will be forced to have his baby.

Guttenberg's kid was murdered at Parkland. He's an adult version of David Hogg.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 03, 2022 02:40 PM (rJ48h)

255 I never went through a hating girls phase. But they definitely went through one where they hated me. Should end any year now.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2022 02:40 PM (9z/jG)

256 Like all good jokes, it's only funny when it's explained.

Posted by: Editor at May 03, 2022 02:40 PM (nD5il)

257 TayLot Lorenz is the Miley Cyrus of journalism

Posted by: Yo! at May 03, 2022 02:40 PM (JWah/)

258 But you got $7 million from Mitch, so you're good.
LOLGF

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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That 7 million buys a lot of votes on reservations there. Just sayin.

Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:40 PM (Iq9dF)

259 249 That is the hottest of hot takes. Who is this person? From the Twitter bio:
My children are Jesse & Jaime. Jaime was murdered in the Parkland school shooting. My life is dedicated to saving lives fighting for gun safety in America.

Ah.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:39 PM (DU+/6)

========

They should be pretty mad at Hogg boy for bullying the kid that murdered their child until that bullied person decided to take out their anger on the school.

I mean...Hogg boy isn't wholly responsible, but he's more responsible than Mark and his guns.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 03, 2022 02:41 PM (LvTSG)

260 I did.
Still in it, courtesy of these lunatics.
Posted by: SMH that Go
------------

Well, yeah, thank goodness.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2022 02:41 PM (rnV7/)

261 I won't believe she's really serious about it until she shits in Jeff Bezos' bed.

Preferably while he's in it.

Shitting in someone's bed while they are absent is an act of cowardice. It's the deep rhythmic grunting and eye contact that establishes dominance.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 03, 2022 02:41 PM (ppBhU)

262 248 GOP Sen Lisa Murkowski: It Rocks My Confidence In SCOTUS, If Roe V Wade Is Overturned
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better just hope they don't outlaw being fugly or your narrow ass be in touble

Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 2022 02:41 PM (us2H3)

263 Willing to bet someone handed Matt Drudge a pile of cash to quietly hand over the keys in early 2017.

Regardless no one there is badgering Lorenz. The fact that she doesn't know Drudge is of the left now is itself telling.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 03, 2022 02:15 PM (Ik7hL)

Why would the "editor" of a Leftist cess-pit harass another avowed Leftie? Makes no sense at all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2022 02:41 PM (qFRwE)

264 Only recently, probably from Ace, did I find out that eclair is French for "flash of lightning." It's amazing how so many French words, and German ones too (adler, a family name, means "eagle"), have become part of English.
----------------
Mortimer Adler is a jewel. He wrote How To Read A Book and that book is still my first recommendation for others to understan how to read. Don't get the 60's edition but try to find the 1940 edition. No need for 60's psycho fapping interspersed in Adler's original book.

Posted by: Puddinghead at May 03, 2022 02:41 PM (LQjWA)

265 Gutenberg can go horsefuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 03, 2022 02:41 PM (BCxiQ)

266 I did, much later, find out that some of the girls I thought were ignoring me had a crush on me, but they hid it really, really well at the time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2022 02:41 PM (KZzsI)

267 I wasn't sure exactly what form that would take, aside from what I saw on Dick van Dyke and Bewitched among other TV shows, and read (secretly) in James Bond. But I knew it would happen someday.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2022
++++
The appearance of Elizabeth Montgomery could probably awaken any red-blooded boy with a double-digit age.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022

***
For Bewitched I was 11, so double-digit for sure. For Laura Petrie, I was ages 8 to 13, so my appreciation went from "She's pretty" to "Wow."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2022 02:42 PM (txdEq)

268 So, she's Bezos girlfriend?
____________

No, but she works at the WaPo, which Bezos owns.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 03, 2022 02:42 PM (k4dH2)

269
For those keeping score:
[x] Don't know what a woman is
[x] Don't know what life is

Boy, this is getting better and better.
Posted by: ...

Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2022 02:42 PM (63Dwl)

270 This brunette in a one-piece on a boat doesn't believe Taylor Lorenz:
https://is.gd/0ranV4

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:42 PM (DU+/6)

271 Taylor was a WaPo writer
She lied so goddamned fast
Never did win no Pulitzer Prize
But she never did come in last

(with apologies to Primus...)

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 03, 2022 02:42 PM (wtvvX)

272 247 whig, I thank the Good Lord everyday that the females I know are "Ettes in mind, action and real life.

ben had can I move near you? I am very very lonely. no females here are not liberal ultra Karens!!!

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 03, 2022 02:42 PM (j9HX3)

273 Mortimer Adler is a jewel. He wrote How To Read A Book and that book is still my first recommendation for others to understan how to read. Don't get the 60's edition but try to find the 1940 edition. No need for 60's psycho fapping interspersed in Adler's original book.
Posted by: Puddinghead at May 03, 2022

***
Too late. I've already read one.

( -- stolen from Will Cuppy)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2022 02:43 PM (txdEq)

274 Wait, so were her initial comments a joke or was the guy not with Drudge?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 03, 2022 02:43 PM (LGV1j)

275
Shitting in someone's bed while they are absent is an act of cowardice. It's the deep rhythmic grunting and eye contact that establishes dominance.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 03, 2022 02:41 PM (ppBhU)

LOL

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2022 02:43 PM (UGDPW)

276 Funny how permitless carry only benefits rapists and won't, in any way, give the intended victim a chance to defend themselves.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 03, 2022 02:43 PM (cfKqR)

277 247 whig, I thank the Good Lord everyday that the females I know are "Ettes in mind, action and real life.

Posted by: Ben Had
---------------
You would like my wife then. All of the above.

Seriously though, I watch people on the subway, busses, at the airport, and DC people strike me as reflecting an unhappy place.

Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:43 PM (Iq9dF)

278 270 This brunette in a one-piece on a boat doesn't believe Taylor Lorenz:
https://is.gd/0ranV4
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:42 PM (DU+/6)

That's a girl who's hot from every angle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 03, 2022 02:43 PM (XvPQV)

279 Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at May 03, 2022 02:38 PM (JCZqz)

You'd think that if abortion "rights" were as popular as the left proports, that it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience, to pass an amendment and have this fleshed out in a legislative, more "democratic" fashion. Nope, gotta get all their nonsense done via judicial fiat with no take-backs.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 03, 2022 02:43 PM (Rl7KJ)

280 276 Funny how permitless carry only benefits rapists and won't, in any way, give the intended victim a chance to defend themselves.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 03, 2022 02:43 PM (cfKqR)

=======

Guns are evil totems that are only carried by evil men.

Also people who protect the powerful. They can have guns too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at May 03, 2022 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

281 Only recently, probably from Ace, did I find out that eclair is French for "flash of lightning." It's amazing how so many French words, and German ones too (adler, a family name, means "eagle"), have become part of English.

Their Eclairkrieg was somewhat underwhelming though.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 03, 2022 02:43 PM (ppBhU)

282 Taylor won't admit it, but she remembers when FDR went on television and announced Pearl Harbor.

-
Interrupted Leave It To Be.

Posted by: Upchuck Evil Fuck Schumer at May 03, 2022 02:44 PM (FVME7)

283 Can't a bitch just eat her Subway without getting lynched?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 03, 2022 02:44 PM (pWxlC)

284 270 This brunette in a one-piece on a boat doesn't believe Taylor Lorenz:
https://is.gd/0ranV4

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:42 PM (DU+/6)

Hubba!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 03, 2022 02:44 PM (wtvvX)

285 Mitch McConnell slams Biden and top Dems for playing into toxic spectacle instead of backing SCOTUS after Roe leak

It's all voter theater and this is just Mitch playing his part.

None of these guys take our institutions seriously, and they laugh about it over cocktails at the end of the day.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 03, 2022 02:44 PM (k/6N4)

286 Willing to bet someone handed Matt Drudge a pile of cash to quietly hand over the keys in early 2017.

I read in an interview not that long ago in which he said he still is in charge and is running the site. How true that is or how much of the site he owns, I don't know. He came across as someone who is largely apolitical and just wants to do stuff that makes him popular and influential.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2022 02:44 PM (KZzsI)

287 Seriously though, I watch people on the subway, busses, at the airport, and DC people strike me as reflecting an unhappy place.
Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:43 PM (Iq9dF)

Any medium or large city is like this.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 03, 2022 02:44 PM (BCxiQ)

288 Shitting in someone's bed while they are absent is an act of cowardice. It's the deep rhythmic grunting and eye contact that establishes dominance.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
___

I will keep this in mind if/when I totally lose my mind.
Thanks.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 03, 2022 02:44 PM (8HfoY)

289 Biden says the constitution gives the right to abort a child.

I'm still looking...give me a minute. I'm sure it's here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2022 02:45 PM (Bca4D)

290 Their Eclairkrieg was somewhat underwhelming though.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 03, 2022 02:43 PM (ppBhU)

Guerre d'Eclair sounds preposterously gay.

Then again, so do most things in French.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2022 02:45 PM (6FeV1)

291 238 (adler, a family name, means "eagle")

as opposed to addlee, the one who's addled

Posted by: paste-eatin' joe at May 03, 2022 02:46 PM (oY6Yp)

292 Bush.....Memo...get it?

I was obviously making a dirty joke. I can't believe you guys took is seriously.

Posted by: Dan Rather at May 03, 2022 02:46 PM (BJKQV)

293 Biden says the constitution gives the right to abort a child.

I'm still looking...give me a minute. I'm sure it's here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
___

Not a lawyer, but can read.

I'm not finding it, either.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 03, 2022 02:46 PM (8HfoY)

294 Even the clerk who wrote up Roe V Wade majority decision admitted it was crappy law and just hoped it stayed around long enough for a better ruling to be concocted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2022 02:46 PM (KZzsI)

295 as opposed to addlee, the one who's addled
Posted by: paste-eatin' joe at May 03, 2022 02:46 PM (oY6Yp)

Clement?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2022 02:46 PM (6FeV1)

296 It's the deep rhythmic grunting and eye contact that establishes dominance.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 03, 2022 02:41 PM

It looks like someone else has been to Endor.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at May 03, 2022 02:47 PM (a3Q+t)

297 270 This brunette in a one-piece on a boat doesn't believe Taylor Lorenz:
https://is.gd/0ranV4
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:42 PM (DU+/6)

That's a girl who's hot from every angle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 03, 2022 02:43 P

Notice the floating keychain in the ignition? Yep, it says ACE as in hardware. I am getting so old that I notice the keychain. 29 is a tough age.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 03, 2022 02:47 PM (pWxlC)

298 When she was 19, my wife's ex used to punch her in the face. She would get up, call him a wimp, point to her other cheek and ask if that was all he's got. She's a pip that one.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2022 02:47 PM (YxYnl)

299 Only recently, probably from Ace, did I find out that eclair is French for "flash of lightning."

-
Speaking of which, the Mighty Lightning. (Cinematography is lacking but I'd never seen a Kyushu J7W Shinden in flight before.

https://youtu.be/eaKAiYw9xLA

Posted by: Upchuck Evil Fuck Schumer at May 03, 2022 02:47 PM (FVME7)

300 Am I the only one who was disappointed when it turned out Taylor is lying about being harassed by Drudge?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 03, 2022 02:47 PM (cfKqR)

301 breaking news
Feb 2076
SCOTUS leaker identified

Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 2022 02:48 PM (us2H3)

302 "The appearance of Elizabeth Montgomery could probably awaken any red-blooded boy with a double-digit age....

Jill St John in Diamonds are Forever.
And Suzanne Pleshette from the Bob Newhart show.
Yowza.

Posted by: Zek at May 03, 2022 02:48 PM (OzNIz)

303 265 Gutenberg can go horsefuck.

this is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: catherine the great at May 03, 2022 02:48 PM (oY6Yp)

304 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:42 PM (DU+/6)

She obviously doesn't do any swimming. maybe just plays in the pool, because her boobs would fall out if she did any exercise.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2022 02:48 PM (fF2aM)

305 Guerre d'Eclair sounds preposterously gay.

Then again, so do most things in French.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2022 02:45 PM

So is that like a cheese Danish? Ace called it a gangbang for your face. LOL. Classic.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 03, 2022 02:48 PM (pWxlC)

306 Crazy stupid liar pushes crazy stupid lies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2022 02:49 PM (dNqv+)

307 Biden says the constitution gives the right to abort a child.

Life, liberty and the pursuit of "non-viable tissue mass".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 03, 2022 02:49 PM (Xrfse)

308 I get the Steely Dan song vibe--Go Back Jack and Do It Again
Steely Dan was always good with the shiv.
Posted by: whig
----
Katy Lied

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 03, 2022 02:49 PM (SSSrQ)

309 289 Biden says the constitution gives the right to abort a child.

I'm still looking...give me a minute. I'm sure it's here.
___________

You need the magic de-coder ring in order to be able to see the invisible emanations and penumbras that create the right.

And you have to be a member of the lefty club and swear fealty to Satan to qualify for the ring.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 03, 2022 02:49 PM (k4dH2)

310 Ah, fook off, stale Jimmy Rabbitte sock!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 03, 2022 02:49 PM (906pl)

311 If I were inclined to give the stupid bint the benefit of the doubt, I suppose it would be possible that some imposter did indeed threaten her as stated. But if that were the case, why didn't this intrepid "reporter" dig into it and verify it. And why would she care if Drudge Report did spread her name all over the internet--all publicity is good publicity--it would just enhance her "career."

Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 03, 2022 02:50 PM (+56GQ)

312 "The appearance of Elizabeth Montgomery could probably awaken any red-blooded boy with a double-digit age....
*
Jill St John in Diamonds are Forever.
And Suzanne Pleshette from the Bob Newhart show.
Yowza.

Posted by: Zek at May 03, 2022

***
Suzanne in The Birds. Never could figure out why Rod Taylor's Mitch was so dazzled by Tippi Hedren the blonde, when Suzanne was right there. She (both her, and her character) looked like a girl who enjoyed a drink and a good laugh.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2022 02:50 PM (txdEq)

313 301 breaking news
Feb 2076
SCOTUS leaker identified
Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 2022 02:48 PM (us2H3)

You said it was Breyer yesterday. Who is it today?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2022 02:50 PM (Bca4D)

314 Life, liberty and the pursuit of "non-viable tissue mass".
--------------
So this is why Biden is president?

Posted by: Puddinghead at May 03, 2022 02:50 PM (LQjWA)

315 Biden says the constitution gives the right to abort a child.
--------

That is one hell of an emanation.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2022 02:50 PM (YxYnl)

316 Biden says the constitution gives the right to abort a child.

I'm still looking...give me a minute. I'm sure it's here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

It's in the intersexional commerce clause.

Posted by: Upchuck Evil Fuck Schumer at May 03, 2022 02:50 PM (FVME7)

317 270 This brunette in a one-piece on a boat doesn't believe Taylor Lorenz:
https://is.gd/0ranV4
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:42 PM (DU+/6)
================
nice motorboater

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 03, 2022 02:50 PM (kJUGH)

318 It's in the intersexional commerce clause.
Posted by: Upchuck Evil Fuck Schumer at May 03, 2022 02:50 PM (FVME7

Children are taxing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2022 02:51 PM (Bca4D)

319 She obviously doesn't do any swimming. maybe just plays in the pool, because her boobs would fall out if she did any exercise.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2022 02:48 PM

Hey Fen, hope you're feeling OK. I am getting old (29 like Taylor) and I noticed the floating key chain, it's the same one I have in my boat, LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 03, 2022 02:51 PM (pWxlC)

320 When I said there was no famine in Ukraine I was obviously being ironic. Don't you guys get ironic humor? I guess was ahead of my time, really.

Posted by: Walter Duranty at May 03, 2022 02:51 PM (BJKQV)

321 It's true!

Mr Drudge called me on my StarTac flip phone while I was picking up my new Mitsubishi Starion, and I recorded him on my Sony Walkman cassette player! The proof's right here on the ol' Memorex!

IT TOTALLY HAPPENED YOU GUYS!

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at May 03, 2022 02:51 PM (oedLL)

322

Just looked up this Taylor Lorenz chick.

She's looks like a shaved down Gene Shalit.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 03, 2022 02:51 PM (XnbJC)

323 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022
*
She obviously doesn't do any swimming. maybe just plays in the pool, because her boobs would fall out if she did any exercise.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2022

***
That outfit is obviously just for posing. She wears something more secure when she works out, I'm sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2022 02:51 PM (txdEq)

324
The funny thing is, until BWAB's comment, I never really connected the dots, but Heard's behavior (from what I've heard), is pretty dang simian. The bed-pooping, object throwing, etc. She's basically a chimp.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2022 02:51 PM (UGDPW)

325 298 “ She would get up, call him a wimp, point to her other cheek”. Biblical womanhood right there, no kidding.

Posted by: Dogbert at May 03, 2022 02:51 PM (Z9HSN)

326 breaking news
Feb 2076
SCOTUS leaker identified
Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 20

is it amit from the wise Latinx office?

Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at May 03, 2022 02:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

327 That's a great joke. Hire this woman!

Posted by: Lorne Michaels at May 03, 2022 02:52 PM (h5TKJ)

328 Never could figure out why Rod Taylor's Mitch was so dazzled by Tippi Hedren the blonde, when Suzanne was right there.

-
Tippi was an heiress with money.

Posted by: Upchuck Evil Fuck Schumer at May 03, 2022 02:52 PM (FVME7)

329 Life, liberty and the pursuit of "non-viable tissue mass".
--------------
So this is why Biden is president?
Posted by: Puddinghead at May 03, 2022 02:50 PM

You know, it's in the thing, you know.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 03, 2022 02:52 PM (pWxlC)

330 Just looked up this Taylor Lorenz chick.
She's looks like a shaved down Gene Shalit.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 03, 2022 02:51 PM (XnbJC)

lol

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 03, 2022 02:52 PM (SH2Zi)

331 Biden says the constitution gives the right to abort a child.

I'm still looking...give me a minute. I'm sure it's here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2022 02:45 PM (Bca4D)

Biden also says Hunter is an honest, legitimate businessman. So...yeah.

Posted by: Wally at May 03, 2022 02:52 PM (FJYfm)

332 Can we call the DHS Disinformation and Truth Ministry on the old Taylor Lorenz, or is that just for conservatives?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 03, 2022 02:52 PM (iDcra)

333 That outfit is obviously just for posing. She wears something more secure when she works out, I'm sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2022 02:51 PM (txdEq)

Do you have to ruin *everything*?

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2022 02:52 PM (YxYnl)

334 >>>Biden says the constitution gives the right to abort a child.
--------

That is one hell of an emanation.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2022 02:50 PM (YxYnl)

"You gotta keep 'em emanated."

-The (No) Offspring

Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at May 03, 2022 02:52 PM (yk557)

335 I saw this last thread, and felt there was an important observation to add for consideration:

283 RE; Woopie. Seriously, you would have to be hung like a Tyrannosaur to knock that meatball up. She hasn't even seen her hooves in 10 years.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 03, 2022 01:37 PM

She DID play a detective in the crap movie "Theodore Rex", where her partner was a human-sized Tyrannosaurs. Now I understand why she took a role during the height of her acting career for such a shit movie.
https://tinyurl.com/bdekjy49

Posted by: Red Letter Media Moron at May 03, 2022 02:52 PM (JCZqz)

336 Black Orchid, you are welcome at my home anytime.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2022 02:52 PM (+V0a6)

337 That outfit is obviously just for posing. She wears something more secure when she works out, I'm sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2022 02:51 PM

Either way, she's skipping leg day regularly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2022 02:53 PM (a3Q+t)

338 NOOD

Spiderman knows with great power comes great responsibility.

NOOD

Posted by: goodluckduck at May 03, 2022 02:53 PM (pCXlW)

339 ... Mr Drudge called me on my StarTac flip phone while I was picking up my new Mitsubishi Starion, and I recorded him on my Sony Walkman cassette player! The proof's right here on the ol' Memorex! ...
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at May 03, 2022 02:51 PM (oedLL)
++++
Damn it, Taylor, way to sow ambiguity. Now I have no way to know if the conversation is live, or if it's just Memorex!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2022 02:53 PM (DU+/6)

340 Next thing you know she'll be accursing Budda Pundit of watching her shower.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 03, 2022 02:53 PM (W7Wi6)

341 Never could figure out why Rod Taylor's Mitch was so dazzled by Tippi Hedren the blonde, when Suzanne was right there.
-
Tippi was an heiress with money.
Posted by: Upchuck Evil Fuck Schumer at May 03, 2022

***
Was she? But Mitch didn't know that when she met him in the pet shop.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2022 02:53 PM (txdEq)

342 Is emanated derived from enema?

Posted by: Puddinghead at May 03, 2022 02:53 PM (LQjWA)

343 Katy Lied

Posted by: Dave in Fla
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I don't hate humanity enough to listen to the whole lp at one setting. Same if you had an album made up of songs like Positively 4th Street or Roger Water's solo caterwauling.

Posted by: whig at May 03, 2022 02:53 PM (Iq9dF)

344 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at May 03, 2022 02:54 PM (LN3uv)

345 She's looks like a shaved down Gene Shalit.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 03, 2022 02:51 PM (XnbJC)

Holy fuck lol.... ouch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2022 02:54 PM (6FeV1)

346 Do you have to ruin *everything*?
Posted by: ... at May 03, 2022 02:52 PM

I'm not sure what you mean.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 03, 2022 02:54 PM (a3Q+t)

347 256 Like all good jokes, it's only funny when it's explained.
Posted by: Editor at May 03, 2022 02:40 PM

I CAN HELP WITH THAT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 03, 2022 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

348 288 Shitting in someone's bed while they are absent is an act of cowardice. It's the deep rhythmic grunting and eye contact that establishes dominance.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
--------------

Things Amber Heard said.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2022 02:55 PM (rnV7/)

349 293 Biden says the constitution gives the right to abort a child.
I'm still looking...give me a minute. I'm sure it's here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
___
Not a lawyer, but can read.
I'm not finding it, either.
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 03, 2022 02:46 PM

I did a search for "abortion" AND "fetus" on the online constitution, and didn't find anything. Maybe they used some old-timey term back then, or had those weird "f"s they used instead of some "s"s.

Posted by: Lazy Zoomer Expert at May 03, 2022 02:58 PM (JCZqz)

350 For those keeping score:
[x] Don't know what a woman is
[x] Don't know what life is

Boy, this is getting better and better.
Posted by: ...
===

But they sure as hell know what terrorist disinformation is.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 03, 2022 02:58 PM (iDcra)

351 She obviously doesn't do any swimming. maybe just plays in the pool, because her boobs would fall out if she did any exercise.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2022 02:48 PM (fF2aM)

You say that as though it were a bad thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2022 03:00 PM (17Z5m)

352 For those keeping score:
[x] Don't know what a woman is
[x] Don't know what life is

Boy, this is getting better and better.
Posted by: ...

But they want to be in charge of the disinformation department.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2022 03:01 PM (Z9ppI)

353 This verges on the philosophy that this person lives more than 10 miles from my house.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 03, 2022 03:03 PM (Qhnrt)

354 Amber Heard says dropping a poop on Johnny Depp's be was a joke too. These liberal women are such jokesters

Posted by: Joe hair potato at May 03, 2022 03:12 PM (W+TLY)

355 Man oh man, if I were the Washington Post, this lying POS would be looking for a new job. Like, right now.

Posted by: Goober at May 03, 2022 05:02 PM (Hgvgt)

356 Either Lorenz has dirty pictures of the management or can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. She's certainly not there on merit.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at May 03, 2022 07:16 PM (iBjhI)

357 195 Is anyone else encountering this problem?

I guess nobody gives a fuck. The only thing I can do is scroll down to the "comments" tag and reload from there... if you can get there before it craps out. Getting harder all the time, though. I don't read Pixy either, since he doesn't give a shit about how well the blog performs.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 03, 2022 08:50 PM (Ucb0d)

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Taylor Lorenz Straight-Up Lies About Drudge Harassing Her;
Washington Post Taking No Action