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Kubong Cafe

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by Sid

Kung-Fu Cat kicks German shepherd.

Baby New Year, but a puppy.

Backyard wrestling league.

Charm school dog.

Duck parade.

Elephant rush hour.

Ballerina otter.

Sound off (it's annoying): Cute kitty but looks kinda dumb.


Naughty husky keeps trying to step on the yoga mat, and she knows she's not supposed to!

This Irish wolfhound is taaaaaaallll.

Tall as an outdoor window.

Tall as a man, when you stretch him out.

This cat is up to serious mischief -- wait for it, it's worth it.

Border collie takes care of business in two minutes flat.


What the...??!

It's a colugo, or "flying lemur." It's a gliding animal which is not quite a bat but I consider it bat-adjacent.

It's also called a "kubong" which is a lot of fun to say.

Try it.

Posted by: Ace at 07:48 PM




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1 Well tan my nuts

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2022 07:43 PM (vrz2I)

2 Just kind of stumbled in to that. I fetched the others.

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2022 07:45 PM (vrz2I)

3 It's the UnderAce!

Underworld, "Cowgirl":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr56NpQNfb0

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 02, 2022 07:46 PM (Dc2NZ)

4
Is this the underthread or the overthread?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2022 07:46 PM (/U27+)

5 The new thread is an underthread. It's a mixed up mumbled up, shook up world.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 02, 2022 07:46 PM (eGTCV)

6 Flying primates.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 02, 2022 07:46 PM (TVu58)

7 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 02, 2022 07:46 PM (arJlL)

8 Is this the underthread or the overthread?
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Sidethread, which is even sexier.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 02, 2022 07:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

9 Th!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 02, 2022 07:47 PM (RkC6l)

10 Flying lemurs. What will they think of next?

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2022 07:47 PM (vrz2I)

11 Leapin' lemurs!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2022 07:47 PM (jTmQV)

12 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2022 07:48 PM (O3UbM)

13 Flying primates.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Better than prying flymates.....

Posted by: JT at May 02, 2022 07:49 PM (arJlL)

14 New thread is back where it belongs.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 02, 2022 07:49 PM (eGTCV)

15 Wolfhounds!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 07:49 PM (gJb3x)

16
Great. Some Chinese dude will get hungry, and we'll have KUBID-22 by fall.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2022 07:50 PM (UGDPW)

17
Willowed from the Disney thread:

I never understood why anyone would offend 50% of their clients? Even I moderate my mouth in front of my patients, well kinds, sometimes, maybe

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2022 07:01 PM (Irn0L)


I was just reading a post in a classical music blog saying that a conductor stopped a performance of the Mahler 9th because someone was snoring.

No one is excusing phones ringing, talking during the performance, etc., but all the many comments on the post were along the lines that audiences were uncivilized, animals, fat slob couch potatoes, just there to show off furs, and so on. I added a remark that the comments I was reading were the reason I no longer attend concerts. Why support people who hate your guts?


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2022 07:50 PM (/U27+)

18 Underthreads provide firm support and uplift.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 02, 2022 07:50 PM (eGTCV)

19 That's not a Kubong!

That's Hillary outside of her powered suit on night maneuvers.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 02, 2022 07:50 PM (R/m4+)

20
Wolfhounds!!!
Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 07:49 PM (gJb3x)


*mutters into vodka*

Micks!

Posted by: Borzoi at May 02, 2022 07:51 PM (/U27+)

21 I bet if you strapped a couple of D engines to that lemur it would really extend the glide path.

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2022 07:51 PM (vrz2I)

22 10 Flying lemurs. What will they think of next?
Posted by: fd at May 02, 2022 07:47 PM (vrz2I)

Flying primates????

/looks intrigued...

Posted by: Wicked Witch of the West at May 02, 2022 07:51 PM (oHd/0)

23 Cats are dastardly and awesome.

Winsome otter.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 07:52 PM (rF64X)

24 I read that as El Kabong

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 02, 2022 07:53 PM (/Qz4j)

25
Cats are dastardly and awesome.

------

Sumatran tiger.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2022 07:53 PM (UGDPW)

26 Well tan my nuts
Posted by: fd at May 02, 2022 07:43 PM (vrz2I)

You do it yourself.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 07:54 PM (rF64X)

27 I was once in the audience for recital. The rules were no recording, no photography ever.
So, the recital begins, a guy in front of me takes a picture with a flash.
The recital comes to a complete halt. The star of the recital then goes on a profanity laced, racist tirade directed at the mostly white audience.
The star of the recital was Charles Mingus and the guy who took the flash picture was...
You guessed it. A black guy.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2022 07:54 PM (jTmQV)

28
Delilah's progesterone level, which had been bumping along between zero and 1 for the last two weeks, jumped to 6 over the weekend. Now we get to run around in circles getting the frozen splooge delivered, having DNA tests run on it, surgery, etc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2022 07:54 PM (/U27+)

29 It's also called a "kubong" which is a lot of fun to say.

Is that what happens when a Trigglypuff loses all the weight?

Posted by: Flyguy at May 02, 2022 07:54 PM (dpJ62)

30 In Other Animal News:

https://tinyurl.com/2uexcxz6

American Digest

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2022 07:54 PM (v0R5T)

31 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 02, 2022 07:46 PM (Dc2NZ)

Here I was hoping for Kate Beckinsale in a Cowboy Hat.

/looks really disappointed.

Posted by: Wicked Witch of the West at May 02, 2022 07:54 PM (oHd/0)

32 Posted by: Wicked Witch of the West at May 02, 2022 07:54 PM (oHd/0)

Wow, serious sock failage.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 02, 2022 07:55 PM (oHd/0)

33 Sea otter!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2022 07:55 PM (Y4yA8)

34 Elephant herd > Amber Heard

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at May 02, 2022 07:55 PM (FVME7)

35 Joey the lemur

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 02, 2022 07:55 PM (63Dwl)

36
The recital comes to a complete halt. The star of the recital then goes on a profanity laced, racist tirade directed at the mostly white audience.
The star of the recital was Charles Mingus and the guy who took the flash picture was...
You guessed it. A black guy.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2022 07:54 PM (jTmQV)


Hope the classical music world enjoys the behavior of the new Diversity audience they seem to be trying to attract.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2022 07:55 PM (/U27+)

37 24 I read that as El Kabong
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 02, 2022 07:53 PM (/Qz4j)

------------------------

Watch out for its guitar!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 02, 2022 07:55 PM (CAJOC)

38 I always wondered who would get the duty to get Hillary in and out of her exoskeleton. Huma would, of course, be the first choice; Lanny Davis would enjoy it too much; John Podesta would be too weak (his arms are toothpicks), and Bill of course would be chasing the buxom caterer around the kitchen...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 02, 2022 07:56 PM (PiwSw)

39 29 It's also called a "kubong" which is a lot of fun to say.

Is that what happens when a Trigglypuff loses all the weight?
Posted by: Flyguy at May 02, 2022 07:54 PM (dpJ62)

Nahhhh... It's El Kabong!!!!

Posted by: Quick Draw McGraw at May 02, 2022 07:56 PM (oHd/0)

40 in fairness, cats are stupid

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 02, 2022 07:56 PM (K3ZCc)

41 Posted by: wth at May 02, 2022 07:54 PM (v0R5T)

-----

i got yer cold, dead 42,000 year old worm... RIGHT HEAH

Posted by: Brandon at May 02, 2022 07:56 PM (UGDPW)

42 "Well tan my nuts
Posted by: fd at May 02, 2022 07:43 PM (vrz2I)

You do it yourself.
Posted by: chique l'African"


It's just an expression of surprise. Like "Blow me down" or "grease my pickle".

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2022 07:56 PM (vrz2I)

43 lephant herd > Amber Heard
Posted by: Anonosaurus


does everything have to be about sex with you

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 02, 2022 07:56 PM (K3ZCc)

44 Well tan my nuts
Posted by: fd at May 02, 2022 07:43 PM (vrz2I)
.......

Moisturize. Don't forget to moisturize.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2022 07:57 PM (v0R5T)

45 A few quick ones and it's lights out, though sun is still out

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2022 07:57 PM (2JoB8)

46 32 Posted by: Wicked Witch of the West at May 02, 2022 07:54 PM (oHd/0)

Wow, serious sock failage.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 02, 2022 07:55 PM (oHd/0)

--------------------------

Why so? Made sense to me...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 02, 2022 07:57 PM (CAJOC)

47 Elephant herd > Amber Heard
Posted by: Anonosaurus W




does everything have to be about sex with you?

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 02, 2022 07:57 PM (K3ZCc)

48

39 29 It's also called a "kubong" which is a lot of fun to say.

Are we talking about Quick Draw McGraw?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 02, 2022 07:57 PM (eGTCV)

49
Wasn't El Kubong the battle where Monty beat Rommel?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2022 07:57 PM (/U27+)

50 Flying lemur looks like it's hang gliding. I wanna do that.

By the way, gorgeous picture on top.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 07:58 PM (rF64X)

51 Hadrian, best of luck with the whole process. A dozen Borzoi pups would be a fun puppy pile.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 07:58 PM (gJb3x)

52 Never heard of a Colugo, kinda half bat half squirrel

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2022 07:59 PM (2JoB8)

53 It's just an expression of surprise. Like "Blow me down" or "grease my pickle".
Posted by: fd at May 02, 2022 07:56 PM (vrz2I)

I know. I thought it was funny. I was trying to be snarky.

Snark fail, I guess.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 07:59 PM (rF64X)

54 Why so? Made sense to me...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 02, 2022 07:57 PM (CAJOC)

Well, it is true that the Wizard of Oz is about Three Women and a guy fighting over who gets to wear the Red High Heel shoes.

Deaths ensue.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 02, 2022 07:59 PM (oHd/0)

55 Bat-adjacent, eh? Ok, we will declare an official Frabjous Day in honor thereof.

O frabjous day!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2022 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)

56 A few quick ones and it's lights out, though sun is still out
Posted by: Skip

Temp dropping tonight ?

Posted by: JT at May 02, 2022 08:01 PM (arJlL)

57 55 Bat-adjacent, eh? Ok, we will declare an official Frabjous Day in honor thereof.

O frabjous day!!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2022 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)

/looks around for his Vorpal Sword...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 02, 2022 08:01 PM (oHd/0)

58 Man. The stupidity of some of our "elites".

There's no reason to like "big corporations" unless "big corporations" can do the job better. Conservatives like the free market and are okay with large profits by people following the rules of the market and excelling.

I have watched for years the persistent confusion by the libs of the difference being before a system, and having a preference from benefactors of a system.

We, at least tolerated big corporations, before they started taking up with progs to nag us how to live. Our agenda amounts to no more than Shut up and Produce.

Posted by: Robin at May 02, 2022 08:01 PM (OaZlZ)

59 I'd like to think the cruelty of the HQ helped drive Mitt into a hat.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 02, 2022 08:01 PM (eGTCV)

60 By the way, gorgeous picture on top.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin')

Its by Sid.

Posted by: JT at May 02, 2022 08:02 PM (arJlL)

61 Wasn't El Kubong the battle where Monty beat Rommel?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2022 07:57 PM (/U27+)

Yup....made famous by Von Manstein's Backhand Blow which resulted in the Italians switching sides, which made Rommel dance a jig.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 02, 2022 08:02 PM (R/m4+)

62 Well tan my nuts
Posted by: fd at May 02, 2022 07:43 PM (vrz2I)
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That's a little too close.

Posted by: Josh Brolin at May 02, 2022 08:02 PM (OaZlZ)

63 Who's Sid?

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2022 08:03 PM (CO9pb)

64 Herd of Elephants !

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 08:03 PM (V13WU)

65 Wow, the laser eyes on that husky! Border collie amazing too.

Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor at May 02, 2022 08:03 PM (qpX6U)

66 I guess those cats really were as fast as lightning.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2022 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

67 Who's Sid?
Posted by: Robert

Nobody knows.

Posted by: JT at May 02, 2022 08:04 PM (arJlL)

68 66 I guess those cats really were as fast as lightning.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2022 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

In fact it was a little bit frightening.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 02, 2022 08:04 PM (PiwSw)

69 O frabjous day!!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2022 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)
---
Kooloo kool-aid

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2022 08:04 PM (OaZlZ)

70 Lemurs are bat adjacent?

I guess it makes sense- snizz is fartclam adjacent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 02, 2022 08:04 PM (3NKiY)

71 70s next few days so should be fine.
Every time I it past in last 3 minutes my browser shuts down.

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2022 08:04 PM (2JoB8)

72 A bong Cafe? This'un should be LIT.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2022 08:05 PM (F0YaR)

73 Maybe we should go for the olde english spelling: farteclambe?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 02, 2022 08:05 PM (3NKiY)

74 Well burn my pants! And keep your shirt on.

Posted by: Discontinued Colloquial Sayings at May 02, 2022 08:05 PM (g6+Ik)

75 'Night Horde

Posted by: JT at May 02, 2022 08:05 PM (arJlL)

76 I don't think I'd ever actually tan my nuts. Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2022 08:05 PM (vrz2I)

77 68 66 I guess those cats really were as fast as lightning.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2022 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

In fact it was a little bit frightening.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 02, 2022 08:04 PM (PiwSw)

But they have expert timing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 02, 2022 08:05 PM (3NKiY)

78 Well tan my nuts
Posted by: fd at May 02, 2022 07:43 PM (vrz2I)

Moisturize. Don't forget to moisturize.
Posted by: wth at May 02, 2022 07:57 PM (v0R5T)


“My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain. I don’t know who the f–k thought of this stupid s–t but f–k you nonetheless. Seriously”

--Josh Brolin

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 02, 2022 08:06 PM (AiZBA)

79 Night JT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 02, 2022 08:06 PM (3NKiY)

80 Hit paste, did it again, was doing it this morning on ONT

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2022 08:06 PM (2JoB8)

81 OTOH, the bukong is the only flightless member of the bat family. It has yet to be discovered.

Posted by: The Smell Of The gp, The Roar Of The Crowd at May 02, 2022 08:06 PM (qpX6U)

82 “My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain. I don’t know who the f–k thought of this stupid s–t but f–k you nonetheless. Seriously”

--Josh Brolin
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 02, 2022 08:06 PM (AiZBA)

I hear our transportation sec can help with that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 02, 2022 08:06 PM (3NKiY)

83 Yeah bed time
Everyone have a pleasant evening

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2022 08:07 PM (2JoB8)

84 Hit paste, did it again, was doing it this morning on ONT
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2022 08:06 PM (2JoB
---
Know what you mean!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at May 02, 2022 08:07 PM (OaZlZ)

85 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 02, 2022 07:46 PM (Dc2NZ)

Here I was hoping for Kate Beckinsale in a Cowboy Hat.

/looks really disappointed.
Posted by: Wicked Witch of the West at May 02, 2022 07:54 PM (oHd/0)
***

We all were.

Sigh...

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2022 08:07 PM (axyOa)

86 I don't know where this Kubong Cafe is, but for the love of GOD don't let Fauci find it.

Posted by: Pangolin Soup at May 02, 2022 08:07 PM (1dzqn)

87 Elephants come in quarts, just like strawberries.

Posted by: Discontinued Colloquial Sayings at May 02, 2022 08:07 PM (g6+Ik)

88 Is that what happens when a Trigglypuff loses all the weight?
Posted by: Flyguy at May 02, 2022 07:54 PM (dpJ62)

Fat chance.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 02, 2022 08:07 PM (TVu58)

89 Night Skip. Catch you on the flip side.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 02, 2022 08:08 PM (3NKiY)

90 Flying rats > Flying spiders

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2022 08:09 PM (EZebt)

91 She really painted my lampshade know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2022 08:10 PM (vrz2I)

92 If they outlaw menthols, I guess Kool and Newport are screwed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 02, 2022 08:11 PM (3NKiY)

93 OTOH, the bukong is the only flightless member of the bat family. It has yet to be discovered.
Posted by: The Smell Of The gp, The Roar Of The Crowd at May 02, 2022 08:06 PM (qpX6U)

Bukong > king kong

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2022 08:11 PM (axyOa)

94 Puddinhead:

"There's never been many Senators from Delaware. It's a small state. As a matter of fact there's never been one."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUAGAduFuRw&t=5s

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, RedneckX at May 02, 2022 08:12 PM (sWM8x)

95 All this talk about Kamala demanding staff rise when she enters the room...

Now that sounds like the Kamala I know.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2022 08:12 PM (EZebt)

96 Aetius, so is Salem

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 08:13 PM (gJb3x)

97 96 Aetius, so is Salem
Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 08:13 PM (gJb3x)

Never smoked the menthols, so did not know all the brands there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 02, 2022 08:14 PM (3NKiY)

98 Whose staffs rise for Kumala?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 02, 2022 08:14 PM (KiBMU)

99 95 All this talk about Kamala demanding staff rise when she enters the room...

Now that sounds like the Kamala I know.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2022 08:12 PM (EZebt)

Petty. Vindictive. Stupid. I guess I should throw in a question mark there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 02, 2022 08:15 PM (3NKiY)

100 98 Whose staffs rise for Kumala?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 02, 2022 08:14 PM (KiBMU)

That's a hard wank these days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 02, 2022 08:15 PM (3NKiY)

101 I guess those cats really were as fast as lightning.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2022 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

In fact it was a little bit frightening.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 02, 2022 08:04 PM (PiwSw)

But they have expert timing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 02

The original
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bmfudW7rbG0

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 02, 2022 08:15 PM (61jmo)

102 Who's Sid?

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2022 08:03 PM (CO9pb)


Photog dude trying to make a living doing NFTs, per his twitter profile.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2022 08:16 PM (F0YaR)

103 Patrick Stewart is sliding into James Carville territory.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 02, 2022 08:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

104 Menthol cigarettes > Clove cigarettes

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2022 08:16 PM (EZebt)

105 "Hit paste, did it again, was doing it this morning "

Hey! I love a spoon full of paste for breakfast. I am not kidding Keeps you regular.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at May 02, 2022 08:17 PM (vrz2I)

106 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2022 08:17 PM (mLSmu)

107 There isn't enough viagra in the world to make me rise when Kamala walks into a room.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 02, 2022 08:17 PM (eGTCV)

108 Kumala's voter approval is so low they don't even bother polling it.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 08:17 PM (gJb3x)

109 LOL, Rich Evans calls the horribad ST: Picard "secular blasphemy".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 02, 2022 08:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

110 Who's Sid?

Space Intruder Detector, of course.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2022 08:18 PM (EZebt)

111 I don't think I'd ever actually tan my nuts. Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.
Posted by: fd at May 02, 2022 08:05 PM (vrz2I)

You should be open to new experiences. I'm sure it would be great.

We won't need any pics, though.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 08:19 PM (rF64X)

112 Sid Caesar?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 02, 2022 08:19 PM (3NKiY)

113 Hi Tonypete!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 08:19 PM (rF64X)

114 Flying rats > Flying spiders

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2022 08:09 PM (EZebt)


Beats flying murder hornets. Which appear to have fizzled out.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2022 08:19 PM (F0YaR)

115 Star Tech is on. It's the one with the Space Shrew.

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2022 08:19 PM (vrz2I)

116 Salt vampire?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 02, 2022 08:20 PM (3NKiY)

117 Now that sounds like the Kamala I know.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2022 08:12 PM (EZebt)

You've crossed paths with her before?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 08:21 PM (rF64X)

118 Chique!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2022 08:21 PM (mLSmu)

119 Tonypete, are you traveling?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 08:22 PM (gJb3x)

120 Nah. It's the one where Kirk has to whip the princess into a lady.

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2022 08:22 PM (vrz2I)

121 120 Nah. It's the one where Kirk has to whip the princess into a lady.
Posted by: fd at May 02, 2022 08:22 PM (vrz2I)

Ah. Shit. I barely remember that one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 02, 2022 08:23 PM (3NKiY)

122 We are Ben Had - overnighting in Forrest City, AR.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2022 08:23 PM (mLSmu)

123 Can't go wrong
When you've got a kubong!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 02, 2022 08:24 PM (II3Gr)

124 Hi Chique

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 08:24 PM (gJb3x)

125 "Ah. Shit. I barely remember that one."

If she cries on you it makes you nutsy kookoo.

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2022 08:25 PM (vrz2I)

126 Menthol cigarettes > Clove cigarettes
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2022 08:16 PM (EZebt)


no, not really. I used to smoke Djakartas and it was glorious, I couldn't smell ANYTHING

(Hack-cough-cough-rasp-wheeze-hack-hack-cough)

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2022 08:25 PM (xhaym)

127 Smoked Pall Mall non filters, they were delicious, couldn't talk after a week.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2022 08:26 PM (1PU4q)

128 Murder hornets bide their time, just a faint background buzz, until their numbers increase, reach critical mass, and that's when the murders began.

Posted by: Discontinued Colloquial Sayings at May 02, 2022 08:27 PM (g6+Ik)

129
We are Ben Had - overnighting in Forrest City, AR.
Posted by: Tonypete


Should we be tuning our LEO scanners to that location?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2022 08:27 PM (pNxlR)

130 Pall Mall non-filters were rough.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 02, 2022 08:27 PM (3NKiY)

131 Hi Ben Had! How goes it?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 08:28 PM (rF64X)

132 Voldemort > Patrick Stewart > James Carville

Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2022 08:28 PM (ZsR3z)

133 Smoking Marlboro special select for the rat droppings added flavor.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 08:29 PM (gJb3x)

134 Wow, just got a sample Primary Ballot for next months primary here in Central Calif.

First page is in SPANISH... SECOND Page is the English Ballot.

/gobsmacked.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 02, 2022 08:29 PM (oHd/0)

135 Not having a heart attack > smoking

Stop smoking morons.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2022 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)

136 132 Voldemort > Patrick Stewart > James Carville
Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2022 08:28 PM (ZsR3z)

I just saw the remake of Clash of the Titans and Ralph Fiennes was Hades, who was very Voldemort-y. He even used the same voice...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 02, 2022 08:30 PM (PiwSw)

137 Chique, all is well. I'm glad you had such a good time meeting your fellow workers.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 08:31 PM (gJb3x)

138
And out in California, Delilah's sister Dot has come into season and will be bred. So the siblings may have litters just a couple of weeks apart.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2022 08:32 PM (/U27+)

139 The only thing I've ever enjoyed smoking was a chocolate flavored cigar from a Cigar shop on 6th street in Austin. Yeah I'm one of the few people who has never smoked weed.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 02, 2022 08:32 PM (atBm9)

140 I just saw the remake of Clash of the Titans and Ralph Fiennes was Hades, who was very Voldemort-y. He even used the same voice...

So did I, and I noticed the same thing. I think the Kraken really stole the show, though.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2022 08:32 PM (ZsR3z)

141 Catch the smooth glide of Kubong non-filters

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 02, 2022 08:33 PM (II3Gr)

142 JackStraw, stopping would kill me at this point.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 08:33 PM (gJb3x)

143 My brother (RIP) smoked these --

Djarums ‎Black Filtered Cigarillo Clove

They go out easily, so it would take him an hour to smoke one. I got used to the smell. Not awful, anyways.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2022 08:33 PM (F0YaR)

144 139 The only thing I've ever enjoyed smoking was a chocolate flavored cigar from a Cigar shop on 6th street in Austin. Yeah I'm one of the few people who has never smoked weed.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 02, 2022 08:32 PM (atBm9)

I'm a fellow weirdo in that regard.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 02, 2022 08:34 PM (II3Gr)

145 Black chick who was suing the Kardashian klan for over $100 in a defamation suit out in CA has lost her suit. The jury found in her favor on some of the issues, but awarded her zero damages.

Must be due to raaaaaaaacism!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 02, 2022 08:34 PM (k4dH2)

146 Djarum clove cigarettes were marvelous. Then that fuckstick TFG banned importation.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 02, 2022 08:35 PM (II3Gr)

147 Nah. It's the one where Kirk has to whip the princess into a lady.

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2022 08:22 PM (vrz2I)


Can you imagine Picard in that spot?

"You know Your Highness, we must take into consideration the feelings of your servants and underlings, they have those tiny lives of their own, you know."

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2022 08:35 PM (xhaym)

148 Yeah I'm one of the few people who has never smoked weed.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 02, 2022 08:32 PM (atBm9)

I'm a fellow weirdo in that regard.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 02, 2022 08:34 PM (II3Gr)

I can't stand the stuff. I kinda like the smell when my buddies are sparking up, but... blech, why? I tried partaking once and it was revolting. Turned my stomach sour immediately.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2022 08:35 PM (6FeV1)

149 "Black chick who was suing the Kardashian klan for over $100 in a defamation suit out in CA has lost her suit."

Does she have to pay for the trial?

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2022 08:36 PM (vrz2I)

150 I felt the exact same way, Ben Had. Until the ambulance came to take me to the hospital. I even had a pack of cigarettes in my briefcase that I brought along.

Emergency room doc, very cute by the way, took them out of my briefcase and said "Well you won't be needing these anymore."

Turns our she was right.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2022 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)

151 Smoking Marlboro special select for the rat droppings added flavor.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 08:29 PM (gJb3x)

its all horse shit and splinters anyway. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 02, 2022 08:36 PM (VwHCD)

152 Djarum clove cigarettes were marvelous. Then that fuckstick TFG banned importation.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 02, 2022 08:35 PM (II3Gr)


But you can buy the cigarillo version. He had a smoke shop in Houston that would order them for him.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2022 08:37 PM (F0YaR)

153 135 Not having a heart attack > smoking

Stop smoking morons.
Posted by: JackStraw
-----------------

Yes, I've told my story here.
Cigarettes will fucking kill you.
They will turn your veins into glass
and clot them at the same time.

Put 'em down.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2022 08:38 PM (1PU4q)

154 I quit smoking years ago, JackStraw. I decided I had better things to do with my money and time.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2022 08:38 PM (xhaym)

155 Yeah I'm one of the few people who has never smoked weed.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 02, 2022 08:32 PM (atBm9)

I'm a fellow weirdo in that regard.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 02, 2022 08:34 PM (II3Gr)

Ditto.

In hindsight I probably should have dabbled a bit.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2022 08:38 PM (s1p99)

156 144 139 The only thing I've ever enjoyed smoking was a chocolate flavored cigar from a Cigar shop on 6th street in Austin. Yeah I'm one of the few people who has never smoked weed.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 02, 2022 08:32 PM (atBm9)

I'm a fellow weirdo in that regard.
Posted by: Insomniac



Same here.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 02, 2022 08:38 PM (sAmhv)

157 Berserker, hahahaha. I have enough horseshit around here I could roll my own.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 08:39 PM (gJb3x)

158 Isabella Rossellini had a body double in Death Becomes Her.

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 08:39 PM (V13WU)

159 149 "Black chick who was suing the Kardashian klan for over $100 in a defamation suit out in CA has lost her suit."

Does she have to pay for the trial?
____________

She may have to pay the court costs (court filing fees, transcription fees, etc.), but CA doesn't have a loser pays law in civil cases. Each side pays their own lawyer fees.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 02, 2022 08:39 PM (k4dH2)

160 FOr the nakked scene(s).

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 08:39 PM (V13WU)

161 157 Berserker, hahahaha. I have enough horseshit around here I could roll my own.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 08:39 PM (gJb3x)

How does one go about drying and curing horseshit for smoking purposes?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 02, 2022 08:39 PM (II3Gr)

162 Cigarettes were a significant part of my life though. I would travel with my Dad about every couple of months to the Fort Polk PX to grocery shop but mostly to buy my parents supply of cartons of cigarettes.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 02, 2022 08:39 PM (atBm9)

163 I'm in the process of beginning the process of cutting back on coffin nails.

I'm weaning off from half a pack a day down to ten a day, and then we'll go from there....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2022 08:40 PM (6FeV1)

164
There were different brands of cigarettes included in WW2 C rations. Luckies and Pall Mall were considered the good ones and Raleighs and Old Gold were less desirable.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2022 08:40 PM (/U27+)

165 Smoked a catalpa bean.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2022 08:41 PM (1PU4q)

166 I like smoked salmon.

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 08:42 PM (V13WU)

167 Had a spider crawl out of the toilet paper roll this morning. So that was exciting.

The entire roll is now in the trash, after I couldn't find the spider. It was the only sensible thing to do.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2022 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

168 Hey, Babalooey!!!!

Posted by: El Kubong at May 02, 2022 08:42 PM (6FeV1)

169 65 Wow, the laser eyes on that husky! Border collie amazing too.

Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor at May 02, 2022 08:03 PM (qpX6U)

If I had a farm, actually still had, I would have a Border Collie. Maybe a couple of sheep to keep it happy. Amazing animals.

Posted by: Javems at May 02, 2022 08:43 PM (AmoqO)

170 I'm under the toilet seat.

Posted by: The spider at May 02, 2022 08:43 PM (vrz2I)

171 I agree with all of you about the benefits of quitting BUT at my age I want something that takes me out before living turns to existing.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 08:44 PM (gJb3x)

172 >>I'm in the process of beginning the process of cutting back on coffin nails.

Good.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2022 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)

173 Jane, check the garage - you might have that situation again....(that was you with the baby spiders, right ?)

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 08:44 PM (V13WU)

174 Smoking is a waste of time.

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 08:45 PM (V13WU)

175 agree with all of you about the benefits of quitting BUT at my age I want something that takes me out before living turns to existing.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 08:44 PM (gJb3

It just ended up making my mom's life miserable right now at 82. And because of that , unfortunately and selfishly also mine.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 02, 2022 08:46 PM (atBm9)

176 Smoking is a waste of time.
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 08:45 PM (

I just smoked a pork loin. It's delicious.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 02, 2022 08:47 PM (eGTCV)

177 Ben Had, it might not be that fast. It might linger, and linger and linger.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2022 08:47 PM (1PU4q)

178 Had a spider crawl out of the toilet paper roll this morning. So that was exciting.
---

This is like the opening sentence of a William S. Burroughs short story.

Did it talk?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 02, 2022 08:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

179 Wolfhounds!!!

Posted by: Ben Had




Oblig.:

https://tinyurl.com/The-Hu-Wolf-Totem

Posted by: Sharkman at May 02, 2022 08:48 PM (8gxrg)

180 Incredible weekend in Augusta listening to fascinating speakers. One guy ran spies in Syria, Iran, Iraq. Ran a spy inside East Berlin, and had friends he was supposed to meet with in the Pentagon on 9/11 die. He ran late to the meeting and was spared.

There's more, but I won't bore you guys.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2022 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

181 So I see the latest FDA idiocy is being discussed. Not sure if it's been mentioned that the FDA just recently received a report it had commissioned from the Nat. Academy of Sciences, which concluded that premium cigars* were not an issue of any kind with yute - they don't know about/want/use them. Duh. How much did it cost to figure that out?

Oh, and on premium cigar use in general, it said there was not sufficient data to say such use had any significant health impact.

So - lessee, 1+1, carry the 7, do some calculations, divide by half, .......

That's right! Ban "flavored" premium cigar products! For, for ...... the children! Why be surprised? US is an idiotic clown country now, 100X worse than just a decade ago, and it was already heading that direction.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 02, 2022 08:48 PM (OTzUX)

182 I just smoked a pork loin. It's delicious.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops,
------------

This man knows how to smoke.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2022 08:48 PM (1PU4q)

183 I'm in the process of beginning the process of cutting back on coffin nails.
I'm weaning off from half a pack a day down to ten a day, and then we'll go from there....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2022 08:40 PM (6FeV1)

Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum.

Posted by: Uncle Buck at May 02, 2022 08:49 PM (R/m4+)

184 Braenyard, I have a remedy for that, so there will be no lingering.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 08:49 PM (gJb3x)

185 * premium cigars finally received a definition/recognition in the FDA study, to distinguish them from other tobacco products and especially other kinds of cigars.

Always forget to put in my stupid * info. It's the dain bramage.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 02, 2022 08:50 PM (OTzUX)

186 Had a spider crawl out of the toilet paper roll this morning. So that was exciting. ---

I would guess it belonged to the charmindae genus of spiders. .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 02, 2022 08:50 PM (atBm9)

187 173 Jane, check the garage - you might have that situation again....(that was you with the baby spiders, right ?)
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 08:44 PM (V13WU)

-----

We bug bombed the hell out of the SUV, and also the garage. I had just opened some Charmin. I think the f***er may have been in the packaging. Seriously considering burning the other rolls in the fireplace. Just to be sure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2022 08:51 PM (ptqGC)

188 Posted by: Uncle Buck at May 02, 2022 08:49 PM (R/m4+)

You should have won an Academy award for Best Picture.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 02, 2022 08:52 PM (atBm9)

189 well I wish I could say I had an upright past, but when I was 19 I think I got high every day for a solid year. But somehow, I get sick of it and quit. Oh well, the 19 year old me was a real idiot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2022 08:53 PM (r46W7)

190 Randomly dropping in with this...

Ye regulars. lurkers, and etceteras, recent & older:
Didja think about where we all would be without Ace of Spades ♠ these last many years?

I mean... really!

Posted by: mindful webworker - really, it's me at May 02, 2022 08:53 PM (VB9HS)

191 137 Chique, all is well. I'm glad you had such a good time meeting your fellow workers.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 08:31 PM (gJb3x)

Thanks, Ben Had. It was fun and I got in a fair amount of dancing.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 08:53 PM (rF64X)

192 I had just opened some Charmin

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2022 08:51 PM

I told ya,

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 02, 2022 08:54 PM (atBm9)

193 I've never smoked cigs or weed (or done any drugs). Never even been drunk.

I'm probably the weirdoest.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 08:54 PM (rF64X)

194 Hokey smokes, we're talking about Biden being stupid at the dinner while he ---

Seeks Green Cards for More than 85,000 Afghans

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2022 08:54 PM (1PU4q)

195 Guvamint logic.

There's a product that has no proven health impact. It is also not consumed by kids or underage humans, and appears to have no traction or interest whatsoever in that population segment. One sub-category thereof uses (mostly natural) techniques to infuse flavor, or - gawd forbid - daub a little sugar water on the tip.

So, let's ban it! We need to ban a product that has no health impact to prevent its use by a population segment that we now have confirmed doesn't use it.

Hard to find a seam in that logic, it's airtight and ironclad.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 02, 2022 08:55 PM (OTzUX)

196 Insom, a couple of 100 degree days here and it dries right out.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 08:55 PM (gJb3x)

197 I'm probably the weirdoest.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math
-----------

So, like, Baptist?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2022 08:56 PM (1PU4q)

198 I just smoked a pork loin. It's delicious.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops,
------------
Thanks, dude.

Posted by: The Pig at May 02, 2022 08:56 PM (OaZlZ)

199 So what was the rationale behind banning menthol? Was that really the most pressing health problem? Why ban these particular cigarettes?

This administration. SMH.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 08:57 PM (rF64X)

200 Politico is reporting that Roe vs Wade is going to be overturned, they got an early draft of the opinion

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 02, 2022 08:57 PM (dKiJG)

201 Politco is saying that SCOTUS has overturned RvW.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 02, 2022 08:57 PM (gp1ha)

202 Chique, I have the best heart memory of you dancing. Elegance in motion, Lady. That goes for SMH also.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 08:58 PM (gJb3x)

203 So, like, Baptist?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2022 08:56 PM (1PU4q)

I like dancing and being happy. Pentecostal, not the snake handling fringe kind.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 08:58 PM (rF64X)

204 Not a court-watcher, but I don't recall SCOTUS rulings being "leaked" before. Like, ever.

Of course in clownworld USA, why not?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 02, 2022 08:58 PM (OTzUX)

205 There were different brands of cigarettes included in WW2 C rations. Luckies and Pall Mall were considered the good ones and Raleighs and Old Gold were less desirable.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2022 08:40 PM (/U27+)

I have some old Lucky Strike packages from my Dad, circa WWII. When overseas we use to get some package or another that had entire cartons of cigarettes in it. It also always had a bunch of pipe cleaners in it as well. Never knew many G.I.s who smoked pipes.

Posted by: Javems at May 02, 2022 08:58 PM (AmoqO)

206 202 Chique, I have the best heart memory of you dancing. Elegance in motion, Lady. That goes for SMH also.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 08:58 PM (gJb3x)

Thank you. *blushes invisibly*

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 08:59 PM (rF64X)

207 Barking spiders and TP have a history.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2022 08:59 PM (ENHSe)

208 >>I've never smoked cigs or weed (or done any drugs). Never even been drunk.

Me neither.

WOW, that lighting bolt was close. Weird.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2022 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)

209 Roe v. Wade to be overturned per Politico

https://bit.ly/3MOaM8a (Daily Mail link)

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at May 02, 2022 08:59 PM (pXkXl)

210
Politco is saying that SCOTUS has overturned RvW.
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 02, 2022 08:57 PM (gp1ha)

___________

Oh please oh please oh please...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2022 08:59 PM (/U27+)

211 I stopped smoking at 34. I will start again when I am too old to make a difference.
Booze is right out, blech

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at May 02, 2022 09:00 PM (b+v9B)

212 174 Smoking is a waste of time.
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 08:45 PM (V13WU)

So's life, usually.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 02, 2022 09:00 PM (II3Gr)

213 Politco is saying that SCOTUS has overturned RvW.

I honestly don't know how they can turn up the hysteria any higher, but they'll find a way.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2022 09:00 PM (ZsR3z)

214 I like food, though....

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 09:00 PM (rF64X)

215 So's life, usually.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 02, 2022 09:00 PM (II3Gr)


Not mine, thank you very much!

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 09:01 PM (V13WU)

216
Politco is saying that SCOTUS has overturned RvW.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 02, 2022 08:57 PM


are they blaming Putin? or Musk?

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 02, 2022 09:02 PM (DUIap)

217 A bro-and-sis couple drove up to the house today during the rains. They had picked up a pup on the road. Collar, but no tags, no chip. They were looking for possible owners. I'd bet they won't find 'em. We're in that semi-rural zone where folks dump pets, who account for most of the dozens of cats and many dogs we've adopted.

We just have one cat now, and have talked about getting a new dog, but we've never had any critters that weren't brought to us, so we don't think about hitting the shelters. And we like a simplified life.

But this guy (?), half the size of our dear old Gimli, G. Shepherd coloration, but smallish, and just so cute and friendly. He licked my face. I gave them our # in case nobody else wanted him. Can't really imagine taking on a new pal in our dotage... but.. but.. so CUTE. And just the size and kind we'd love to have.

I gave them my #, but didn't get theirs, and I've been regretting that ever since. Maybe we'll hear from them...

Siiiigh...

Posted by: mindful webworker - down to one cat at May 02, 2022 09:02 PM (VB9HS)

218 Dust off the flaming skull.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2022 09:02 PM (ZLI7S)

219 Hannity (gag) is reporting Roe is being overturned.

REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Supporters of murdered babies everywhere.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2022 09:02 PM (ptqGC)

220
Insurrection will become respectable again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2022 09:02 PM (/U27+)

221 This is John Cameron Swayze bringing you the news and letting you know that Luck Strike is sending 1,000 cartons to our boys overseas, today.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2022 09:03 PM (1PU4q)

222 The left: GINNI THOMAS REEEEEEE!!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2022 09:03 PM (ptqGC)

223 MM News just released a flash that a leaked draft opinion from SCOTUS indicates Roe v. Wade is overturned. I'd be more excited except I remember Justice John "Judas" Roberts' Obamacare draft opinion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at May 02, 2022 09:03 PM (FVME7)

224 Not mine, thank you very much!
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 09:01 PM (V13WU)

One of the lucky ones. Congrats.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 02, 2022 09:03 PM (II3Gr)

225
This is John Cameron Swayze bringing you the news and letting you know that Luck Strike is sending 1,000 cartons to our boys overseas, today.

__________

Stick to Timex.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2022 09:04 PM (/U27+)

226 RvW is needed for the campaign issue. Nothing these people do is unplanned.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at May 02, 2022 09:04 PM (b+v9B)

227 I think someone leaked it to try to stop it. Gonna be a hot summer.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 02, 2022 09:04 PM (gp1ha)

228 not until June, and who leaked the draft ??

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 09:04 PM (V13WU)

229 Break out the pink pussy hats. Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2022 09:05 PM (ptqGC)

230 Not mine, thank you very much!
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 09:01 PM (V13WU)

Neither is mine. Might as well make something of life as long as we are alive. I don't get the point of accepting life is a waste. Life may not be rosy but there's lots to do.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 09:05 PM (rF64X)

231 I think someone leaked it to try to stop it. Gonna be a hot summer.
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 02, 2022 09:04 PM (gp1ha)

Concur. Utter bullshit and the SCROTUM needs to tighten they asses up.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 02, 2022 09:05 PM (R/m4+)

232 Report: Supreme Court poised to overturn Roe v. Wade
https://www.washingtontimes....
7 minutes ago

The Supreme Court will overturn outright the landmark Roe v. Wade decision in the coming weeks, according to...

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2022 09:05 PM (1PU4q)

233 Not a court-watcher, but I don't recall SCOTUS rulings being "leaked" before. Like, ever.

Of course in clownworld USA, why not?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 02, 2022 08:58 PM (OTzUX)

That was my first thought as well.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2022 09:06 PM (dscaa)

234 RvW is needed for the campaign issue. Nothing these people do is unplanned.
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at May 02, 2022 09:04 PM (b+v9B)

That need to gin up their folks because there aren't that many deluded individuals who think Biden and the Dems are just great.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 09:06 PM (rF64X)

235 I think someone leaked it to try to stop it. Gonna be a hot summer.
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 02, 2022 09:04 PM (gp1ha)

Concur. Utter bullshit and the SCROTUM needs to tighten they asses up.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 02, 2022 09:05 PM (R/m4+)


I wonder if it was Judge Jumanji. Does she get to see stuff yet? Are there 10 Justices right now?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 02, 2022 09:06 PM (yQpMk)

236 One of the lucky ones. Congrats.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 02, 2022 09:03 PM (II3Gr)

don't tempt fate

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 09:06 PM (V13WU)

237 Donks need it to push their down ballot canidates.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at May 02, 2022 09:06 PM (b+v9B)

238 I think someone leaked it to try to stop it. Gonna be a hot summer.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 02, 2022 09:04 PM (gp1ha)

Also leaked for a story to try to fire up the floundering Democrats. Might even be bullshit... shocker.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2022 09:07 PM (dscaa)

239 word on the street that Roberts and the 3 libs were offering some generous compromises to somehow retain Roe

I guess the Cons turned down a 3 way with Kagan and the Wide Latinx

Posted by: REDACTED at May 02, 2022 09:07 PM (us2H3)

240 where's whig? He'd know if, as is my impression, any sort of leak whatsoever of an active/ongoing topic at SCOTUS is unprecedented (at least in modern times). Anyone else here recall another time such a thing has happened?

The often catastrophically destructive, stupid, lawless rulings from that rogue, toxic institution are barfed onto the submissive subjects of the country in spring and fall, as I recall.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 02, 2022 09:07 PM (OTzUX)

241 somebody maliciously leaked the draft; not that they did not know it was coming

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 09:07 PM (V13WU)

242 John Cameron Swayze?

The Watch Song;.

https://youtu.be/fT7xKzPXXVk

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 02, 2022 09:08 PM (gp1ha)

243 Not sure if I believe the leak. Fake news lies.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 09:08 PM (rF64X)

244 Roderts to announce new rule stating it takes 6 votes to do something he doesn't like

Posted by: REDACTED at May 02, 2022 09:08 PM (us2H3)

245 RvW is needed for the campaign issue. Nothing these people do is unplanned.
Posted by: Jamaica Queens
----

Agreed. Not the time to break out the booze and the cigars, however satisfying it might be.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2022 09:09 PM (S4oWs)

246 208 >>I've never smoked cigs or weed (or done any drugs). Never even been drunk.

Me neither.

WOW, that lighting bolt was close. Weird.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2022 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)

Yeah.. really... there is no reason the Navy transferred me clear to the other coast (which is VERY abynormal)... when they did an illegal search of my and my shipmates apartment.

80's... whole different world.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 02, 2022 09:09 PM (oHd/0)

247
Donks need it to push their down ballot canidates.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at May 02, 2022 09:06 PM


This.

and 100 quatloos says it was Jackson Brown or whatever her name is what leaked it

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 02, 2022 09:09 PM (DUIap)

248 Here is the story on the alleged leak of that S. Ct. decision overturning Roe v Wade:

https://tinyurl.com/Whoa-Stop-The-Presses

Here is draft decision:

https://tinyurl.com/Overturning-Baby-Murder

Posted by: Sharkman at May 02, 2022 09:10 PM (lyX7Q)

249 Also may mean covid won't be in play. NYS went to defcon yellow. Not sure, tho, Covid is a loser.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at May 02, 2022 09:10 PM (b+v9B)

250 and 100 quatloos says it was Jackson Brown or whatever her name is what leaked it

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 02, 2022 09:09 PM (DUIap)

Roberts.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2022 09:11 PM (dscaa)

251 I assume malaysian is close enough to indonesian that this principle holds true: accent is on the second to last syllable of words, which in a two-syllable word is the first syllable.

So

KU-bong.

I know you philistines are all saying ku-BONG in your heads.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 02, 2022 09:11 PM (aMA7g)

252 We're going to start an investigation of these leaked SCOTUS drafts. We take leaks very seriously. (snicker)

Posted by: Christopher Wray at the FBI at May 02, 2022 09:11 PM (qH6FZ)

253 This is John Cameron Swayze bringing you the news and letting you know that Luck Strike is sending 1,000 cartons to our boys overseas, today.

Stick to Timex.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2022 09:04 PM (/U27+)

And Jim will go wrestle the 30 foot Anaconda, while I stay in the safety of the truck...

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at May 02, 2022 09:11 PM (oHd/0)

254 I don't think Roberts is one of the judges that were cited as supporting. No wonder, if the draft leaks are to be believed. Roberts' entire tenure on the court is trashed by Alito's opinion. Look : '“We have long recognized, however, that stare decisis is 'not an inexorable command,' and it 'is at its weakest when we interpret the Constitution.' It has been said that it is sometimes more important that an issue 'be settled than that it be settled right.' But when it comes to the interpretation of the Constitution — the 'great charter of our liberties,' which was meant 'to endure through a long lapse of ages,' we place a high value on having the matter "settled right.’”

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 09:11 PM (V13WU)

255 Not sure if I believe the leak. Fake news lies.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 09:08 PM (rF64X)

Why anyone would ever believe anything is beyond me. I mean I don't mind talking about stuff as if it's "true" but honestly 99.9% of everything is total bullshit and the other 0.1% is just lies.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2022 09:12 PM (dscaa)

256 Looks like a big loss for Hillary, the DNC, Fusion and Sussmann tonight too. We are going to see the emails.

This is shaping up to be a very bad year for leftists.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2022 09:12 PM (ZLI7S)

257 Saya tidak bicara bahasa indonesia (or malaysia).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 02, 2022 09:12 PM (OTzUX)

258 The coming scenes of literal immolation on the SCOTUS steps will be entertaining at least.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2022 09:12 PM (XhaBn)

259 I actually think this will work against the dims

nothing will change in the blue states

you can kill a baby in the first 2 years

Posted by: REDACTED at May 02, 2022 09:12 PM (us2H3)

260 don't tempt fate
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 09:06 PM (V13WU)

Whatever's going to happen is going to happen. Or more to the point what's never going to happen is never going to happen.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 02, 2022 09:13 PM (II3Gr)

261 So

KU-bong.

I know you philistines are all saying ku-BONG in your heads.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 02, 2022 09:11 PM (aMA7g)

Nope.... KA BONG!!!

As in El Kabong!

Posted by: Romeo13, who grew up on cartoons at May 02, 2022 09:13 PM (oHd/0)

262 I know you philistines are all saying ku-BONG in your heads.
Posted by: TexasDan
-----------

n, ka bong is the way

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2022 09:13 PM (1PU4q)

263 256 Looks like a big loss for Hillary, the DNC, Fusion and Sussmann tonight too. We are going to see the emails.

This is shaping up to be a very bad year for leftists.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2022 09:12 PM (ZLI7S


From your lips to God's ears

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2022 09:13 PM (47w2Q)

264 Sussmann tonight too. We are going to see the emails.

This is shaping up to be a very bad year for leftists.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2022 09:12 PM (ZLI7S)

I pray with all my heart you're right.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2022 09:13 PM (ptqGC)

265 I've never seen a Malayan Colugo... and now I want one.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2022 09:14 PM (NpAcC)

266 The coming scenes of literal immolation on the SCOTUS steps will be entertaining at least.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2022 09:12 PM (XhaBn)

Nah, feminist chicks won't sacrifice themselves. And feminist men appear to just be creepy misogynists.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 09:14 PM (rF64X)

267 Justice Alito, Justices Thomas, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh and Barrett. Mr. Justice It's a Tax is not thought to be on board.

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 09:14 PM (V13WU)

268 Smoking is a waste of time.
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 08:45 PM (V13WU)

So's life, usually.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 02, 2022 09:00 PM (II3Gr)

Thats because you don't smoke weed. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 02, 2022 09:14 PM (VwHCD)

269 It's a first draft which means it's being circulated to see which judges will sign off on it. Which means the court is split 4 to 4 with both sides trying to convince Roberts to join their side.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 02, 2022 09:15 PM (8gxrg)

270 259 I actually think this will work against the dims

nothing will change in the blue states

you can kill a baby in the first 2 years
Posted by: REDACTED at May 02, 2022 09:12 PM (us2H3)

And start chopping their dicks off at the age of five.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 02, 2022 09:15 PM (II3Gr)

271 I wonder what our Feral Government is doing now? This RvW newz was leaked for a purpose. A distracting purpose.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 02, 2022 09:15 PM (sAmhv)

272 Neighbor has an Irish Wolfie.
Big sum'bitch!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2022 09:16 PM (axyOa)

273 Now, we need Saul Goodman to drop a big lawsuit on McConnell saying he is disqualified from the senate for being a consort to the CCP.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2022 09:16 PM (1PU4q)

274 Mr. Justice It's a Tax is not thought to be on board.

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 09:14 PM (V13WU)

Mindblowing

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2022 09:16 PM (dscaa)

275 @266

>>Nah, feminist chicks won't sacrifice themselves. And feminist men appear to just be creepy misogynists.

Keep hope alive.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2022 09:16 PM (XhaBn)

276 @266

>>Nah, feminist chicks won't sacrifice themselves. And feminist men appear to just be creepy misogynists.
Ff
Let's. Keep hope alive.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2022 09:16 PM (XhaBn)

277 Thats because you don't smoke weed. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 02, 2022 09:14 PM (VwHCD)

Heh. Could be.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 02, 2022 09:16 PM (II3Gr)

278 Where is our Ministry of Truth crazy to tell us if this is real or not?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2022 09:16 PM (ptqGC)

279 I don't know how overturning Roe vs. Wade helps the Dems in November. Not that it will stop them from whining about it for the next 6 months.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 02, 2022 09:17 PM (qH6FZ)

280 It's drafted by Alito with no judges listed as joining or concurring or dissenting.

Just 98 pages of Alito.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 02, 2022 09:17 PM (8gxrg)

281 Saya tidak bicara bahasa indonesia (or malaysia).
Posted by: rhomboid at May 02, 2022 09:12 PM (OTzUX)

...

I think there is some sci-fi novel where it became the lingua franca of the whole earth.

Bit of a stretch.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 02, 2022 09:17 PM (aMA7g)

282 279 I don't know how overturning Roe vs. Wade helps the Dems in November. Not that it will stop them from whining about it for the next 6 months.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 02, 2022 09:17 PM (qH6FZ)

Like Obamacare, they need an issue to motivate their base.

I just don't think it will work.

Posted by: Romeo13, who grew up on cartoons at May 02, 2022 09:18 PM (oHd/0)

283 Alito wrote the opinion. It’s real and spectacular.

Posted by: Squid at May 02, 2022 09:18 PM (9tf44)

284 Can't change the Blue Crazies but they can be comfortably isolated.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2022 09:18 PM (1PU4q)

285 254 I don't think Roberts is one of the judges that were cited as supporting. No wonder, if the draft leaks are to be believed. Roberts' entire tenure on the court is trashed by Alito's opinion. Look : '“We have long recognized, however, that stare decisis is 'not an inexorable command,' and it 'is at its weakest when we interpret the Constitution.' It has been said that it is sometimes more important that an issue 'be settled than that it be settled right.' But when it comes to the interpretation of the Constitution — the 'great charter of our liberties,' which was meant 'to endure through a long lapse of ages,' we place a high value on having the matter "settled right.’”
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 09:11 PM (V13WU)

***********

I hope that Alito wrote what is attributed to him. It's about time one of the justices said that.

In fact, it is well past time that one of the justices said this.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 02, 2022 09:18 PM (xxG/v)

286
Isabella Rossellini had a body double in Death Becomes Her.
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 08:39 PM (V13WU)


If memory serves, her body double was the brunette Scientology chick from JAG.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2022 09:18 PM (KYKwc)

287 First draft circulated 2/10/2022

Posted by: Sharkman at May 02, 2022 09:18 PM (8gxrg)

288
Neighbor has an Irish Wolfie.
Big sum'bitch!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2022 09:16 PM (axyOa)

__________

Sadly, the bigger the dog, the shorter the lifespan.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2022 09:18 PM (/U27+)

289 >>I pray with all my heart you're right.

Hillary and company have been trying to hide the emails claiming lawyer/client privilege. Tonight Durham dropped the FEC ruling on the court that the Hillary and the DNC broke election law by trying to claim they were paying for legal services when the FEC found they were paying for operation research and there is no attorney client privilege.

That's pretty much a slam dunk.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2022 09:18 PM (ZLI7S)

290 The coming scenes of literal immolation on the SCOTUS steps will be entertaining at least.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2022 09:12 PM (XhaBn)

Nah, feminist chicks won't sacrifice themselves. And feminist men appear to just be creepy misogynists.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 09:14 PM (rF64X)

...

He didn't say self-immolation. I can see leftist women sacrificing a few soy-bois.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 02, 2022 09:19 PM (aMA7g)

291 Libs of Tik Tok better put the coffee on. It's gonna be a looong night.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 02, 2022 09:19 PM (HmZuC)

292 I don't know how overturning Roe vs. Wade helps the Dems in November. Not that it will stop them from whining about it for the next 6 months.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 02, 2022 09:17 PM (qH6FZ)

Elections are emotional battles. They need a story to supersede COOF, inflation, Captain Dingdong and VP Useless Sackoshit, and let their idiot talking heads rabbit on on the cables for 25/8/366. etc

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2022 09:19 PM (dscaa)

293 When is the actual SCOTUS vote? December?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2022 09:19 PM (47w2Q)

294 "The coming scenes of literal immolation on the SCOTUS steps will be entertaining at least."

Better order some power washers with degreasing agents.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2022 09:20 PM (jTmQV)

295 National Guard surrounding SCOTUS by morning- just you wait....

Wolf

Posted by: Mr Wolf at May 02, 2022 09:20 PM (hiYlW)

296 The only way I can see how overturning Roe vs. Wade would help the Democrats is that it would encourage more of the crazies on the left to show up and put work in as mules.

Outside of this, the crazies on the left are always going to show up on election day and vote.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 02, 2022 09:20 PM (xxG/v)

297 So people are saying the draft opinion overturns Roe v Wade, but I want to know how often the draft opinion is the opinion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 02, 2022 09:20 PM (lgeFv)

298 He didn't say self-immolation. I can see leftist women sacrificing a few soy-bois.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 02, 2022 09:19 PM (aMA7g)

That's fair.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 09:21 PM (rF64X)

299 The opinion could be real but it's the vote totals that are bs.

Seems to be catching.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2022 09:21 PM (dscaa)

300 Isabella Rossellini had a body double in Death Becomes Her.
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 08:39 PM (V13WU)

If memory serves, her body double was the brunette Scientology chick from JAG.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2022 09:18 PM (KYKwc)

Didn't have one in "Blue Velvet", so I've heard.

Posted by: Javems at May 02, 2022 09:21 PM (AmoqO)

301 Yes, the woman from JAG.
==

Thats because you don't smoke weed. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 02, 2022 09:14 PM (VwHCD)


I don't either, and never plan on it. Stinky ,disgusting WASTE.

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 09:21 PM (V13WU)

302 Sadly, the bigger the dog, the shorter the lifespan.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2022 09:18 PM (/U27+)


True.
This one is six. Probably 3 more years at most. Sweet dog.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2022 09:21 PM (axyOa)

303 Like Obamacare, they need an issue to motivate their base.
I just don't think it will work.
Posted by: Romeo13, who grew up on cartoons at May 02, 2022 09:18 PM (oHd/0)

Yeah, the college loan forgiveness stunt wasn't going to work. Nancy and Chuck would have to actually write a bill just to watch it die in the Senate.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 02, 2022 09:21 PM (qH6FZ)

304 Didn't have one in "Blue Velvet", so I've heard.
Posted by: Javems at May 02, 2022 09:21 PM (AmoqO)

...

Nor in Madonna's picture book, iirc.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 02, 2022 09:22 PM (aMA7g)

305 Ballerina otter > Anal Dremel

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 02, 2022 09:22 PM (IN1nj)

306 Just bought our tickets to see 2000 Mules on Wednesday night. Was shocked to see it is sold out in Atlanta.

Two nights here in Savannah. Can't wait.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2022 09:22 PM (ptqGC)

307 It's an Op, everything is an Op, Mulder was right, Trust No One!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2022 09:22 PM (XhaBn)

308 269 It's a first draft which means it's being circulated to see which judges will sign off on it. Which means the court is split 4 to 4 with both sides trying to convince Roberts to join their side.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 02, 2022 09:15 PM (8gxrg)

I hear it's 5-4

Alito, Thomas, gorsuch, cavanaugh and Barrett.

The three commies and their alter boy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2022 09:23 PM (47w2Q)

309 Yeah, the college loan forgiveness stunt wasn't going to work. Nancy and Chuck would have to actually write a bill just to watch it die in the Senate.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 02, 2022 09:21 PM (qH6FZ)

Nancy wrote a bill just to watch it die

Just kidding Nancy couldn't write her own fucking first name if you gave her a four and a half letter head start.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2022 09:23 PM (dscaa)

310 I'm going to stock up on wire coat hangers.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 02, 2022 09:23 PM (II3Gr)

311 People that could kill a baby would have no problem killing you or I, or themselves.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2022 09:23 PM (jTmQV)

312 >>True.
This one is six. Probably 3 more years at most. Sweet dog.

The CEO at the company I worked for a few years ago had one and he would bring him to the office from time to time. It was like having a pony roam the office. A pony that would come up and rest his head on your shoulder while you were sitting at your desk.

Very sweet dog.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2022 09:24 PM (ZLI7S)

313 National Guard surrounding SCOTUS by morning- just you wait....

Wolf
Posted by: Mr Wolf

Put down the bottle, Mr. Bannon.

Posted by: The Vooter at May 02, 2022 09:24 PM (OPTOA)

314 307 It's an Op, everything is an Op, Mulder was right, Trust No One!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender



Could use The Cigarette Smoking Man in these trying times.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 02, 2022 09:24 PM (sAmhv)

315 We should find out if the supposed leak is true in June, as that is the usual last month of the term.

Posted by: Baldy at May 02, 2022 09:24 PM (BzCdr)

316 303 Like Obamacare, they need an issue to motivate their base.
I just don't think it will work.
Posted by: Romeo13, who grew up on cartoons at May 02, 2022 09:18 PM (oHd/0)

Yeah, the college loan forgiveness stunt wasn't going to work. Nancy and Chuck would have to actually write a bill just to watch it die in the Senate.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 02, 2022 09:21 PM (qH6FZ)

-------

"We had to write the bill before we could kill it."

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 02, 2022 09:24 PM (IN1nj)

317 271 last ditch attempt to stir up the D Base for midterms.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 02, 2022 09:25 PM (8fxF+)

318 The wire coat hangers have to be rusty. It is a must.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 02, 2022 09:25 PM (B01nJ)

319 307 It's an Op, everything is an Op, Mulder was right, Trust No One!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2022 09:22 PM (XhaBn)

-------

I WANT TO BELIEVE!

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 02, 2022 09:25 PM (IN1nj)

320 last ditch attempt to stir up the D Base for midterms.



well, it was supposed to come down in June anyway

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 09:26 PM (V13WU)

321 I hear it's 5-4

Alito, Thomas, gorsuch, cavanaugh and Barrett.

The three commies and their alter boy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA



Do you have a link for that speculation? I'm reading it now and it is just a draft from February. Which isn't to say you are wrong but I'd like to see where that is coming from.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 02, 2022 09:26 PM (8gxrg)

322
If RvW is overturned, women will be forced to turn to back-alley butchers. Like Kermit Gosnell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2022 09:26 PM (/U27+)

323 310 I'm going to stock up on wire coat hangers.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 02, 2022 09:23 PM (II3Gr)


I'm sure California will just deny the ruling and continue killing babies.

Should make for a great tourism ad.

California, come for the baby murder, stay for the Getty Center.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2022 09:26 PM (47w2Q)

324 272 Point taken. I had a college roommate to tried to make a can of soup one day. He put the unopened can in a pot of boiling water. He is, currently, a flight control manager for a rather large airport that will remain nameless so as not to cause undue distress on anyone's next flight.

Posted by: Orson at May 02, 2022 07:12 PM (re0VI)

The beauty part of Roberts being in the minority is that when he chooses to do so, he forfeits all of his powers as Chief Justice with respect to that particular opinion. And even better, the one who steps in as the effective Chief Justice for the purposes of that opinion is the Justice with the most Seniority in the Majority - Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2022 09:26 PM (r46W7)

325 If RvW is overturned, women will be forced to turn to back-alley butchers. Like Kermit Gosnell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2022 09:26 PM (/U27+)

ISWYD

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2022 09:27 PM (dscaa)

326 Alito, Thomas, gorsuch, cavanaugh and Barrett.

The three commies and their alter boy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
-----------------

Exuberant optimism


Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2022 09:27 PM (1PU4q)

327 The cat protecting that kid was awesome just awesome

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 02, 2022 09:27 PM (t4poC)

328 Do you have a link for that speculation? I'm reading it now and it is just a draft from February. Which isn't to say you are wrong but I'd like to see where that is coming from.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 02, 2022 09:26 PM (8gxrg


Not the greatest source but it came from the Daily Mail. They tend to break news better than most.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2022 09:28 PM (47w2Q)

329 Has anyone ever heard of a draft leaking like this before? I haven't.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, RedneckX at May 02, 2022 09:28 PM (sWM8x)

330 Warren Berger would change his vote so he could join the majority and assign the opinion.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 02, 2022 09:28 PM (gp1ha)

331 Elephant waving goodby and thanks, was awesome.

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 09:28 PM (V13WU)

332 Muh norms have been restored! Thank heavens NeverTrump helped put the progressives in charge! Hurrah!!!

SCOTUSblog
@SCOTUSblog
It's impossible to overstate the earthquake this will cause inside the Court, in terms of the destruction of trust among the Justices and staff. This leak is the gravest, most unforgivable sin.
6:07 PM · May 2, 2022
twitter.com/SCOTUSblog/status/1521295411545260035

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 02, 2022 09:28 PM (MFZ8i)

333 Alan Dershowitz thinks that it was leaked by a liberal law clerk. Whoever leaked it risked disbarment.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2022 09:29 PM (NpAcC)

334 Dershowitz thinks it's real and the decision was leaked by a liberal law clerk to try and influence the decision. And he's a liberal and a supporter of Roe.

He also says there has never been a leak by the Supreme Court before.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2022 09:29 PM (ZLI7S)

335 I haven't read the leaked draft opinion, and it may or may not resemble what is actually decided. But what I expect is a decision that says the States are empowered to enforce Roe v. Wade any way they wish inside their own states. Texas, Mississippi and the rest will be allowed to ban it; California and Colorado will be able to go on aborting as many babies as they can.

We once had Free States and Slave States; I think are now going to a period of Life States and Death States. Of course, as someone once famously remarked, a House divided against itself cannot stand.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2022 09:29 PM (r46W7)

336 Muh norms have been restored! Thank heavens NeverTrump helped put the progressives in charge! Hurrah!!!

SCOTUSblog
@SCOTUSblog
It's impossible to overstate the earthquake this will cause inside the Court, in terms of the destruction of trust among the Justices and staff. This leak is the gravest, most unforgivable sin.
6:07 PM · May 2, 2022


==

of course

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 09:29 PM (V13WU)

337 Not the greatest source but it came from the Daily Mail.
---
Politico has the same.

http://bitly.ws/qCkf

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, RedneckX at May 02, 2022 09:29 PM (sWM8x)

338 Hmmm. Maybe congress will finally get off its ass and rein in the S.Ct. the way it should have after Marbury v. Madison.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 02, 2022 09:30 PM (8gxrg)

339 331 Elephant waving goodby and thanks, was awesome.
Posted by: runner
-------------

He did a double take when he noticed the people.
It was a thoughtful gesture.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2022 09:30 PM (1PU4q)

340 if they want to find out , they need to hire private investigators

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 09:30 PM (V13WU)

341 Alan Dershowitz thinks that it was leaked by a liberal law clerk. Whoever leaked it risked disbarment.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2022 09:29 PM (NpAcC)

They also risked a multimillion dollar book deal and a permanent place in every current/future D administration (and some R's).

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2022 09:30 PM (dscaa)

342 Taking a break from the insanity. What's this I'm hearing about Roe v Wade being overturned? A draft opinion written by Alito that got leaked to the press? Who leaked it?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 02, 2022 09:30 PM (nxdel)

343 333 Alan Dershowitz thinks that it was leaked by a liberal law clerk. Whoever leaked it risked disbarment.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2022 09:29 PM (NpAcC)

There will be no punishment. It was probably leaked by Robert's clerks because Roberts himself told them to do it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2022 09:31 PM (r46W7)

344 Alan Dershowitz thinks that it was leaked by a liberal law clerk. Whoever leaked it risked disbarment.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2022 09:29 PM (NpAcC)


what a guess !

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 09:31 PM (V13WU)

345 I'm sure California will just deny the ruling and continue killing babies.

Should make for a great tourism ad.

California, come for the baby murder, stay for the Getty Center.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2022 09:26 PM (47w2Q)

My understanding is that they will still be able to kill all the newborns they want to.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 02, 2022 09:31 PM (rF64X)

346 I'm sure California will just deny the ruling and continue killing babies.

If I understand correctly, if overturned it becomes a states rights issue and CA will no doubt continue to allow it.

Posted by: Halfhand at May 02, 2022 09:31 PM (1MF22)

347 Of course, as someone once famously remarked, a House divided against itself cannot stand.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2022 09:29 PM (r46W7)

Was that Gilligan or The Skipper?

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2022 09:31 PM (dscaa)

348 SCOTUSblog
@SCOTUSblog
It's impossible to overstate the earthquake this will cause inside the Court, in terms of the destruction of trust among the Justices and staff. This leak is the gravest, most unforgivable sin.
6:07 PM · May 2, 2022
twitter.com/SCOTUSblog/status/1521295411545260035
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 02, 2022 09:28 PM (MFZ8i)
***

I call bullshit.
The leak crap happens all the time.
Just another day in DC.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2022 09:32 PM (axyOa)

349 Well, the court really has no choice but to overturn RvW and put it back to the states or solidify RvW as the law of the land for all time.

There is no way for them to triangulate on this issue.

Let's hope the reports are true.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2022 09:32 PM (XhaBn)

350 do they want a bit of Abortion Riots ? Louis Vuitton better hire more off duty cops

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2022 09:32 PM (V13WU)

351 346 I'm sure California will just deny the ruling and continue killing babies.

If I understand correctly, if overturned it becomes a states rights issue and CA will no doubt continue to allow it.
Posted by: Halfhand at May 02, 2022 09:31 PM (1MF22


Fine. All the baby killers can move to California.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2022 09:32 PM (47w2Q)

352 My pussy hurts!!!

Posted by: John Roberts at May 02, 2022 09:33 PM (2Hvl3)

353 >>I call bullshit.
The leak crap happens all the time.
Just another day in DC.

There has never been a leaked decision by the Supreme Court.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2022 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)

354 ...

If I actually watched that show again, I would be checking out Lovey Howell.

I left in disgust as two mariners and the Professor could not repair a hole in a wooden hulled boat. Very sad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 02, 2022 09:33 PM (u82oZ)

355 Jumanji on da case

Posted by: REDACTED at May 02, 2022 09:33 PM (us2H3)

356 Breyer's parting shot for being put out to pasture?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2022 09:33 PM (gJb3x)

357 NOOD SCOTUS miracle

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 02, 2022 09:33 PM (kf6Ak)

358 The only ones with the vapors now are the deep staters.
Eff 'em.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2022 09:34 PM (axyOa)

359 Well, at least the hate-aholics will move on from Musk ought Twatter.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at May 02, 2022 09:34 PM (FVME7)

360 I'll lay my fake money and internet points on the table - this Court ain't overturning shit. It's Kav or Barrett's turn to turncoat.

The Left gets their fake "close shave" and their talking points for the next six months.

The unborn suffer.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2022 09:34 PM (dscaa)

361 I call bullshit.
The leak crap happens all the time.
Just another day in DC.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2022 09:32 PM (axyOa)
*******
Not with SCOTUS. This is unprecedented.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2022 09:34 PM (NpAcC)

362 If RvW overturned that just means its up to the states to determine their abortion laws. The way it should have always been,

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 02, 2022 09:35 PM (atBm9)

363 Well i have never smoked a cigarette.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 02, 2022 09:35 PM (KAi1n)

364 Moloch must be satisfied!!!

Posted by: California at May 02, 2022 09:35 PM (2Hvl3)

365 There has never been a leaked decision by the Supreme Court.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2022 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)

I did not know this.
Interesting.
Then if so, a deep state move.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2022 09:35 PM (axyOa)

366 Overall, this leak is a tempest in a teapot. After looking at the opening arguments, I've been expecting this ruling for about 6 months now, so has every other sober observer of the Court. Also, as far as being an election issue; it has always been known that the opinion would be released sometime around June, so it was always going to be an issue in the fall elections.

I think the Abortion caucus is like the trannie caucus, is like the BLM caucus; a very small group of far left activists who make a whole lot of noise and get a whole lot of attention, but who in fact have very little actual influence on voting.

States that might be upset about this were always going to vote far left anyways.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2022 09:36 PM (r46W7)

367
So long as a scintilla, a trace, a smidgen of freedom from leftist diktats exists, progs will scream hysterically.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2022 09:36 PM (/U27+)

368 365 There has never been a leaked decision by the Supreme Court.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2022 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)

I did not know this.
Interesting.
Then if so, a deep state move.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2022 09:35 PM (axyOa)

---

If only AtC wasn't playing with her girlfriend Twitter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2022 09:37 PM (ptqGC)

369 I did not know this.
Interesting.
Then if so, a deep state move.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2022 09:35 PM (axyOa)

If so, it's a stupid, self defeating deep state move. It doesn't stop anything; it doesn't change anything; it doesn't serve any purpose at all other than allow a few people to light their hair on fire while nailing one foot to the floor. They've destroyed Trust on the Court itself; and for what? for nothing except spite.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2022 09:38 PM (r46W7)

370
I'm sure that there have been lots of leaked SC decisions. But leaked on the QT to the president or senior legislators.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2022 09:40 PM (/U27+)

371 I am guessing actual that rioting and attacking federal buildings in Washington DC will no longer be considered a insurrection but patriotic as of tomorrow.

I am also guessing antifa is getting the home addresses of the 5 conservative SCOTUS justices from the same source as the leak because the NORMS HAZ BEEN RESTORED!!!

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 02, 2022 09:42 PM (MFZ8i)

372 This Roe issue would be an issue in places like Pennsylvania, which voted for Trump, twice (IMO). It would energize the nutty women.

Posted by: Baldy at May 02, 2022 09:44 PM (BzCdr)

373 Unprecedented leak:

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1521298098605244417

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 02, 2022 09:44 PM (UHVv4)

374 An important consideration is the demographic decline of the country. The birth rate is below replacement and those old folks arent going to take care of themselves

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 02, 2022 09:46 PM (gpW5O)

375 Politico believes leaked draft is genuine:

Message from Politico about draft released to them:
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1521296005861416967

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 02, 2022 09:47 PM (UHVv4)

376 Looks like the barricades may be going up already at SCOTUS.

https://bit.ly/3vC9ho0

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at May 02, 2022 09:48 PM (pXkXl)

377 thanks Tennessee jed!

Posted by: ace at May 02, 2022 09:58 PM (0G13K)

378 I'm sure California will just deny the ruling and continue killing babies.
Should make for a great tourism ad.
California, come for the baby murder, stay for the Getty Center.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2022 09:26 PM (47w2Q)


I should just go ahead and save my response to this, as I'm sure I will have to repeat it in innumerable threads. Prior to RvW, 30 states banned abortions completely, 16 allowed them in limited circumstances (rape, incest, health of mother etal), and 4 allowed it upon request. Only NY allowed it unreservedly.

You can find this info easily on wiki, not exactly a right wing MinTru site.

If RvW is overturned, abortion will return to a states rights issue. The map will undoubtedly change from prior to RvW, but it will be on a state by state basis.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2022 10:01 PM (F0YaR)

379 Newsom already said that CA would be an abortion sanctuary state. So frightening.

If you pray and fast, now is the time. I think it will erupt like summer 2020.

Posted by: sassy at May 02, 2022 10:11 PM (xSICi)

380 Here is draft decision:

https://tinyurl.com/Overturning-Baby-Murder
Posted by: Sharkman at May 02, 2022 09:10 PM (lyX7Q)



A long read, but a good one. I am not sure it is the most well written opinion I have read but it gets the point across: The Court may not substitute it's own values for the those of the Constitution or contemporary Legislatures.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 02, 2022 10:11 PM (yQpMk)

381 and as the most incompetent and unethical justice ever confirmed, I suspect Jumanji of the unprecedented leaking.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 02, 2022 10:13 PM (yQpMk)

382 and I see the moving finger has moved on.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 02, 2022 10:14 PM (yQpMk)

383 My spouse and I stumbled over here by a different web address and thought I
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