Far Side Cafe

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"Shhhh... I think they're looking at us"

The panda: Nature's perfect predator.

100 million years of evolution has created the world's most elegant killing machine.

"Humans like it when you show your teeth. They call it 'smiling.' Smile for the humans, boy."

Passive observation, active observation.

"Can you assholes... find... anywhere... else... to make a racket while I'm trying to sleep?"

Pig in a blanket.

Tigress and cubs.

Bunny kisses.

Heron casually riding a crocodile.

Life imitates art.

I bet you that after watching this video you will find pigeons more interesting than you did before.

This is, as Drew Barrymore would say on a talk show in 1994 before the world went mad, "magical."

"Are you making fun of me?!"

So cute he could almost be a monster in a Steven King book.

Posted by: Ace at 07:35 PM




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1
'Sup?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2022 07:35 PM (pNxlR)

2
Steven Furst!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2022 07:36 PM (pNxlR)

3 #3

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 28, 2022 07:36 PM (bVYXr)

4 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:36 PM (nnLls)

5 Those bears look like they are ready to jack someones sh*t right up.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2022 07:36 PM (pmtLn)

6 Bears eat you alive. Just noting.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:38 PM (yQpMk)

7 Paw slap?

Well, you know... when a woman just goes on and on...

Posted by: Sean Connery at April 28, 2022 07:38 PM (oHd/0)

8 Top pic: Don't move. They can't see us if we don't move.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 07:38 PM (3NKiY)

9 Tonypete, a glorious good evening to you and R

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:38 PM (J5XIK)

10
"Sez who? Sez who?

Why, me, Bruno, Irving, Short Stuff and Clyde ... that's who 'sez who' ..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2022 07:38 PM (pNxlR)

11 6 Bears eat you alive. Just noting.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:38 PM (yQpMk)

It's hard to eat something if you are dead. Also pointless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 07:39 PM (3NKiY)

12 just got willowed on the last thread:

365 339 I think I remember Jordan Peterson saying that if a kid is screwed up at the age of five, we don't know any way to fix them."

The problem there is that, unless you're taking about some horribly obvious mental disorders, it's impossible at the time for anyone to know if a child is really screwed up or not. (now the 8y year old with the flaming tennis ball sounds really screwed up, of course)

But there have always been a number of people who come out of horrible situations and yet become very responsible adults; just like there are a large number who have wonderful upbringings and come out complete dirtbags. We've all seen it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2022 07:39 PM (trdmm)

13 Little one at the bottom- a runt in every litter.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:40 PM (J5XIK)

14 Bears are cute

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 07:40 PM (X3QhK)

15 bear cubs are so cute.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 28, 2022 07:40 PM (3cGpq)

16 Hey Ben Had, I sent an email, not sure if it's hiding in the spam folder.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2022 07:41 PM (llON8)

17 Somewhere a ground sloth is laughing at that panda

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2022 07:42 PM (2JoB8)

18 Café makes me want a pack of galouise.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:42 PM (J5XIK)

19 Bears eat you alive. Just noting.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:38 PM (yQpMk)

Grizzzlies don't care how much you gave to the Sierra Club.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 28, 2022 07:42 PM (M+Lyo)

20 Ace beats us down all day with reality and then provides a spiritual lift. Thanks.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 28, 2022 07:42 PM (iDcra)

21 I'm a panda! Look at me!!! I'm sooooo cute!!

Damn pandas.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 07:43 PM (4fSQf)

22 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2022 07:43 PM (OX9vb)

23 Hello and a gracious evening to you Ms Ben Had!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:43 PM (nnLls)

24 It's a good thing humans find pandas cute, since they're totally retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 07:44 PM (II3Gr)

25 Is Joe Biden part Panda?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 28, 2022 07:44 PM (iDcra)

26 I have to laugh at the Twatter propaganda in the sidebar of one of those videos:

Moderna seeks US authorization for COVID-19 vaccine use on children younger than 6

Many healthcare workers quitting for good

How truck driving became one of the worst jobs


I don't think they're selling what they think they're selling...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2022 07:44 PM (llON8)

27 18 Café makes me want a pack of galouise.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:42 PM (J5XIK)

I gave up smoking decades ago myself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 07:44 PM (4fSQf)

28 There is a drive thru zoo in SD called Bear Country. They have examples of native species but mostly its bears. I think they get all injured and orphaned bears in the area. It is fun to watch the cubs. I think I did my usual pass on buying anything at the gift shop. I am a bad tourist.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 28, 2022 07:44 PM (3cGpq)

29 And a fine good evening to you too, Ms. April.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:44 PM (nnLls)

30 Pandas confirmed to have not been born in Australia. Or even having heard of it as the name alone would fire up their genes by 50% over current level.

Posted by: Dems who claim to be open minded. at April 28, 2022 07:45 PM (eqyIS)

31 I bet you that after watching this video you will find pigeons more interesting than you did before.

---

Not really. Many birds do the barrel roll thing, it's just that ravens are the only birds known to do it just for fun.

The pigeon was obviously late to the buffet.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:45 PM (47mFt)

32 Helena Handbasket, I received it but my email is being very selective on when it will let me answer. I will get back to you by phone if need be.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:45 PM (J5XIK)

33 >>> 32 Helena Handbasket, I received it but my email is being very selective on when it will let me answer. I will get back to you by phone if need be.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:45 PM (J5XIK)

Phooey.

Bad email!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2022 07:46 PM (llON8)

34 It's a good thing humans find pandas cute, since they're totally retarded.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 07:44 PM (II3Gr)

Same with teh wimminz, amirite?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:46 PM (47mFt)

35 Same with teh wimminz, amirite?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:46 PM (47mFt)


Can I have your TV?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 07:46 PM (4fSQf)

36 There's that animatronic dog again.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:47 PM (yQpMk)

37 >>> 36 There's that animatronic dog again.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:47 PM (yQpMk)

What, why is Ace linking a Jen Psaki vid in the cafe???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2022 07:47 PM (llON8)

38 The television in the nail salon was saying the FDA is going to try to outlaw all mentholated cigarettes.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (nnLls)

39 Same with teh wimminz, amirite?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:46 PM (47mFt)

Can I have your TV?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 07:46 PM (4fSQf)

Sure, but that leaves it open for someone to call dibs on my baseball card collection.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (47mFt)

40 I've seen those zoo shows: top chimpanzees get it ALL. Notice the ones in the background with their backs turned. Chimps do to each other what they sometimes do to their human caretakers. Chimps are incredibly violent.

And I saw a commercial recently that showed old footage of Jane Goodall. I wonder how she got away with living with wild chimps for so long?



Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (E3FAu)

41 Helena Handbasket, Rancher bob couldn't get a signal here yesterday!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (J5XIK)

42 38 The television in the nail salon was saying the FDA is going to try to outlaw all mentholated cigarettes.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (nnLls)

What the hell were you doing in a nail salon?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (II3Gr)

43 And I saw a commercial recently that showed old footage of Jane Goodall. I wonder how she got away with living with wild chimps for so long?



Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (E3FAu)

She put out.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 07:49 PM (II3Gr)

44 Same with teh wimminz, amirite?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:46 PM (47mFt)

I'm going to exercise my right to remain silent.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 07:49 PM (II3Gr)

45 >> The television in the nail salon was saying the FDA is going to try to outlaw all mentholated cigarettes.


dass rayciss

Posted by: DB at April 28, 2022 07:49 PM (geLO8)

46 My dad saw something like that but he couldn't count. So he was gonna name me Fuckton of Bears. Mom could count though and the rest is history. Now, you may go in peace.

Posted by: Ten Bears at April 28, 2022 07:50 PM (u73oe)

47 The television in the nail salon was saying the FDA is going to try to outlaw all mentholated cigarettes.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (nnLls)

What the hell were you doing in a nail salon?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (II3Gr)

........ nailing?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:50 PM (47mFt)

48 What the hell were you doing in a nail salon?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

I had a pedi appointment.

I'm not an animal you know.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:50 PM (nnLls)

49 Elon Musk cartoon retweet sorta about the Overton Window moving right and overtaking former 'liberal' Musk.

https://nitter.net/elonmusk/status/
1519735033950470144#m

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 07:50 PM (UHVv4)

50 The television in the nail salon was saying the FDA is going to try to outlaw all mentholated cigarettes.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (nnLls)


For The Children™

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:50 PM (yQpMk)

51
I had a pedi appointment.

I'm not an animal you know.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:50 PM (nnLls)

Your man card. Turn it in.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 07:51 PM (II3Gr)

52 Went to school with a guy that had a chimp. Came home one day and the chimp had torn the whole house apart.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:51 PM (J5XIK)

53 Moar bats please.

https://mobile.twitter.com/batsdotexe


Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 28, 2022 07:51 PM (6CzZd)

54 What the hell were you doing in a nail salon?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (II3Gr)



Asian "Nail Salon", I'm sure.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2022 07:52 PM (Q+9xI)

55 I had a pedi appointment.

I'm not an animal you know.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:50 PM (nnLls


Is that one of those Chinese rub and rug joints?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 07:52 PM (4fSQf)

56 Which reminds me, if I was going to open a hardware store, I think I'd call it The Nail Salon.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:52 PM (47mFt)

57 The television in the nail salon was saying the FDA is going to try to outlaw all mentholated cigarettes.


dass rayciss
Posted by: DB

HA! You laugh but they brought that up. Most Black men smokers smoke mentholated cigs. according to the report. Something like 30% or less of white dudes do.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:52 PM (nnLls)

58 By popular demand:

🦇 🦇 🦇

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 07:52 PM (II3Gr)

59 Dibs on Burt's stuff!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2022 07:53 PM (u73oe)

60 I see amazon has shadow banned Matt Walsh's Walrus book. No advertising for you!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 07:53 PM (4fSQf)

61 The new puppy is incredibly cute.

Which is lucky for him, because he just threw up grass and mulch on his blanket.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 28, 2022 07:53 PM (8548M)

62 Tonypete, ignore Insom. Groody toenails are a turn off.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:53 PM (J5XIK)

63 I, for one, welcome the new unicode capability of Minx 0.8 beta.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:53 PM (yQpMk)

64 What the hell were you doing in a nail salon?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

I had a pedi appointment.

I'm not an animal you know.
Posted by: Tonypete

I thought that's what the angle grinder was for?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 07:53 PM (X3QhK)

65 Brian Regan has a very funny bit about Bears (also Dolphins):

https://youtu.be/FotHsnhVTV4

Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 07:53 PM (r4PDB)

66 Came home one day and the chimp had torn the whole house apart.
----------------------------------
So it went bananas??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 07:53 PM (UHVv4)

67 Funny stuff as always, longer panda video below down on top, pandas are just rolly polly balls of fur

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2022 07:54 PM (2JoB8)

68 I had a pedi appointment.

I'm not an animal you know.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:50 PM (nnLls


Is that one of those Chinese rub and rug joints?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 07:52 PM (4fSQf)


Gentle willow nail salon...

Posted by: runner at April 28, 2022 07:54 PM (V13WU)

69 Went to school with a guy that had a chimp. Came home one day and the chimp had torn the whole house apart.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:51 PM (J5XIK)

Same thing happened to a guy I know. Except it was his face.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:54 PM (47mFt)

70 Asian "Nail Salon", I'm sure.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

"You have girlfennnnnn?"

"Whant gel? Only six dolla mor."

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:54 PM (nnLls)

71 Which reminds me, if I was going to open a hardware store, I think I'd call it The Nail Salon.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:52 PM (47mFt)



Every Home Improvement Project has a Happy Ending.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:54 PM (yQpMk)

72 OP for Skeleton Knight in Another World. New anime that comes with a trigger warning at the beginning of episodes.

The lady elf in the armor that does not do a lot of protection is Lady Adriane. The many-tailed chibi fox is Ponta. And our hero is named Arc.

https://youtu.be/rIWYrjXs4b4

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2022 07:54 PM (2RTVJ)

73 Apparently TonyPete is being held hostage.

Dibs on his stuff too!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2022 07:54 PM (u73oe)

74 Amanda probably isn't even her real name.

Posted by: Tropic Thunder at April 28, 2022 07:55 PM (sReZj)

75 I brought hubs to the nail salon with me, he loved it, they cleaned his feet, cut his nails and gave him a foot massage. That worked really well until he put both feet in the water while still wearing his shoes and socks, he didn't go back after that.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2022 07:55 PM (a4EWo)

76 Which reminds me, if I was going to open a hardware store, I think I'd call it The Nail Salon.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:52 PM (47mFt)

Every Home Improvement Project has a Happy Ending.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:54 PM (yQpMk)

Holy smokes! You just wrote my first teevee ad.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:56 PM (47mFt)

77 Amanda probably isn't even her real name.
Posted by: Tropic Thunder

Her nametag said "Amanda Hugnkiss"

She studying to be a lawyer.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:57 PM (nnLls)

78 The lady elf in the armor that does not do a lot of protection is Lady Adriane. The many-tailed chibi fox is Ponta. And our hero is named Arc.

https://youtu.be/rIWYrjXs4b4
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2022 07:54 PM (2RTVJ)

Looks like fun.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 07:57 PM (II3Gr)

79 She studying to be a lawyer.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:57 PM (nnLls)



I thought it was a Doctor.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:57 PM (yQpMk)

80 Duke, back off, I'm closer to the front of the line than you for Tonypete's stuff!!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:57 PM (J5XIK)

81 Ace I love you dude but if you can't do something about the fucking pop-up ads that have suddenly appeared on here, I'm going to turn uBlock back on for the HQ.

I'll deal with banners and toenal fungus shit, but extra chrome windows is my limit.

Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2022 07:58 PM (oXNqT)

82 Posted by: Ten Bears at April 28, 2022 07:50 PM (u73oe)

I laffed

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2022 07:58 PM (OX9vb)

83 Administrative Assistant.

Posted by: Amanda at April 28, 2022 07:58 PM (sReZj)

84 Neighbors texted me a picture of a Mama outside their screen porch. With FOUR little baby cubs. That's crazy. Dang bears are breeding with the rabbit strategy now.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 28, 2022 07:59 PM (OssQ4)

85 I did once have a haircutter who told me she was studying to be a mortician.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:59 PM (yQpMk)

86 andycanuck. I'd say more like apeshit.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:59 PM (J5XIK)

87 Ben Had

♩ Good evening! ♬

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 07:59 PM (u82oZ)

88 Chimps are like bears - you do not want to screw with them. It's why Wagner had a guy in a bear suit in "Siegfried" instead of a real bear (he used a real horse in another instance but we went over why this morning).

Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 28, 2022 07:59 PM (E3FAu)

89 By popular demand:

🦇 🦇 🦇
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker

Wife's kindle that I use sometimes has shitty emoji choices like zero bats. 🐼🐼🐼

Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 28, 2022 08:00 PM (6CzZd)

90 The lady used what looked like a grater on my delicate little footies.

Holy cow.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 08:00 PM (nnLls)

91 >>>Passive observation, active observation.

Yeah right. My little brother used to do that. He was a spaz too.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2022 08:00 PM (hVqGz)

92 I should turn this off
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2022 08:00 PM (2JoB8)

93 NaCly, Dearest

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:01 PM (J5XIK)

94 >>65 Brian Regan

===

His bit on repeating confirmation codes over the phone is great:

"K as in Khaddafi,
Q as in, um, Qaddafi"

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 28, 2022 08:02 PM (MCVM5)

95
Does your state have car insurance surcharges?

Grump mentioned he got pulled over by smokey, last week. Officer Dibbles handed him a hefty fine.

In my shithole state, MA, when I get a speeding ticket, I pay that ticket 7X. I pay the ticket, and then my insurance carrier "surcharges" me for the next 6 years by raising my premium. This is for "safety."

And these stupid assholes in MA keep reelecting the same Democrat Shits who come up with these ways to rob us like they're the sheriffs of Nottingham.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:02 PM (/cyq8)

96 Went to school with a guy that had a chimp. Came home one day and the chimp had torn the whole house apart.

Posted by: Ben Had



He's lucky the chimp didn't ambush him when he walked through the front door and rip his face off.

Chimps are horribly violent creatures.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 08:02 PM (r4PDB)

97 Tonypete

Serpentine! Now!

And your feet can handle the footwork needed, after that pedicure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

98 I was going through a bathroom drawer today and found I had a big bottle of hydroxychloroquine dated 2015. I mean like a hundred 200mg tabs. I have no recollect as to why I would have had this prescription but regret that I didn't find it during the Covid scare.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:03 PM (yQpMk)

99 Ben Had
When feral pigs get over a certain weight, do they taste bad?

Posted by: Ronster at April 28, 2022 08:03 PM (0Ji8B)

100 Cheetah-Pop bad dude.

Posted by: President Tarzan at April 28, 2022 08:03 PM (sReZj)

101 Wife's kindle that I use sometimes has shitty emoji choices like zero bats.
---------------------------
So you gave her six black eyes?

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 08:03 PM (UHVv4)

102 Same thing happened to a guy I know. Except it was his face.

Posted by: BurtTC




Oops. Beat me to it.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 08:04 PM (r4PDB)

103 Chimps are horribly violent creatures.
Posted by: Sharkman

Our closet relatives by DNA analysis. But I aver humans are the really violent one of the two.

Say something that you know will annoy your spouse, for whatever suicidal reason you can think of, and watch out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

104
What's even more insulting is when you driving record is clear of traffic infractions, the state and the insurance company says they're giving you a "safe driver discount" on your premium.

Get it?
When they're not picking your pocket, that means you're getting a "discount."

It's total Extortion.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:05 PM (/cyq8)

105 G'rump, Hang on to them, the pandemic isn't over.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2022 08:05 PM (a4EWo)

106 I've read that wild Panda kill and eat livestock sometimes

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2022 08:05 PM (CYnTg)

107 Ben Had
When feral pigs get over a certain weight, do they taste bad?

Posted by: Ronster at April 28, 2022 08:03 PM


Yes. When people around here shoot them they leave the big ones for the wolfs and the gila monsters and take the small ones for eating.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 28, 2022 08:05 PM (bVYXr)

108 So far that anime has been amusing me for four episodes.

Danda, "Oh they'll be fine sneaking in."

*crash*

Long silence.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2022 08:05 PM (2RTVJ)

109 85 I did once have a haircutter who told me she was studying to be a mortician.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:59 PM (yQpMk


I'd pass on the 2 for 1 special.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:06 PM (4fSQf)

110 He's lucky the chimp didn't ambush him when he walked through the front door and rip his face off.

Chimps are horribly violent creatures.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 08:02 PM (r4PDB)

Good thing it wasn't a dolphin. They rape you AND rip your face off.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 08:06 PM (47mFt)

111 His bit on repeating confirmation codes over the phone is great:

"K as in Khaddafi,
Q as in, um, Qaddafi"

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell



I'll have to go looking for that. I don't think I've seen his more recent shows. He's hilarious.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 08:06 PM (r4PDB)

112 When feral pigs get over a certain weight, do they taste bad?
Posted by: Ronster at April 28, 2022 08:03 PM (0Ji8B)

Not only that, they order macrame pants and Rick Astley CD's from amazon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 08:06 PM (xJnfe)

113 Ronster, yes. 50 to 80 lbs are very good. Past that they are trash. Up to 100 you can take the ribs but you need to soak them in buttermilk for a couple of days.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:06 PM (J5XIK)

114 Say something that you know will annoy your spouse, for whatever suicidal reason you can think of, and watch out.
-------------------------------
Yes, honey. Those Capri pants do make you look fat.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 08:07 PM (UHVv4)

115 "K as in Khaddafi,
Q as in, um, Qaddafi"

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell

I once saw the "definitive" list of spellings. There's like 28 ways to spell his name. Same with every Islamic word. The important thing about this? It means no matter how you spell it they can say you're wrong, and disqualify you as ignorant. All part of their taqiyya debate tactic. I mean, taquiyeh. Or taqiyah.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 28, 2022 08:07 PM (OssQ4)

116 Good thing it wasn't a dolphin. They rape you AND rip your face off.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 08:06 PM (47mFt)



But they recognize themselves in a mirror, just like us.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:08 PM (yQpMk)

117 Ben Had

Wolves? Not coyotes and turkey vultures?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

118 I have never been to a nail salon.

I am an animal.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2022 08:08 PM (OX9vb)

119 "She put out.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker"

She liked the banana, wink wink nudge nudge.

Posted by: The apes at April 28, 2022 08:08 PM (vrz2I)

120 #104
What measuring stick are they supposed to use?

Posted by: torabora at April 28, 2022 08:08 PM (Y274z)

121 Say something that you know will annoy your spouse, for whatever suicidal reason you can think of, and watch out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog



I'm the one who introduced my first (ex-) wife to a bunch of my fellow law students as: "My first wife, X."

So I know the drill!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 08:08 PM (r4PDB)

122 I once saw the "definitive" list of spellings. There's like 28 ways to spell his name. Same with every Islamic word. The important thing about this? It means no matter how you spell it they can say you're wrong, and disqualify you as ignorant. All part of their taqiyya debate tactic. I mean, taquiyeh. Or taqiyah.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 28, 2022 08:07 PM (OssQ4)

The science of rendering squiggles into actual letters is still in its infancy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 08:09 PM (xJnfe)

123 NaCly, no wolves here. Coyote, bobcats and buzzards but they have to fight the other pigs off.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:09 PM (J5XIK)

124 Sharkman

I knew you had lived that in a previous life.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

125 Chimps are horribly violent creatures.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 08:02 PM (r4PDB)

Dats Rayciss!

Posted by: Big Mike Obama, Taped Up And Swinging at April 28, 2022 08:10 PM (R/m4+)

126 Yes. When people around here shoot them they leave the big ones for the wolfs and the gila monsters and take the small ones for eating.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 28, 2022 08:05 PM (bVYXr)

Wolves in TX?

Posted by: Clutch at April 28, 2022 08:10 PM (9UmRs)

127 I knew you had lived that in a previous life.

Posted by: NaCly Dog



*FistBump*

Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 08:10 PM (r4PDB)

128 Good thing it wasn't a dolphin. They rape you AND rip your face off.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 08:06 PM (47mFt)

But they recognize themselves in a mirror, just like us.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:08 PM (yQpMk)

These days I don't recognize myself in a mirror.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 08:11 PM (47mFt)

129 Yes. When people around here shoot them they leave the big ones for the wolfs and the gila monsters and take the small ones for eating.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 28, 2022 08:05 PM (bVYXr)
Wolves in TX?
Posted by: Clutch at April 28, 2022 08:10 PM (9UmRs)

The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2022 08:12 PM (R/m4+)

130 Sharkman, anything I can send you for the FloridaMoMe just let me know.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:12 PM (J5XIK)

131 Ben Had

If armadillos develop a taste for human flesh, the South is in for trouble.

For two weeks, until they are made extinct by good ol boys and girls.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

132 His bit on repeating confirmation codes over the phone is great:
"K as in Khaddafi,
Q as in, um, Qaddafi"
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell

My H1(b)s never got it.
"Papa, Tango, six, Alpha, and Romeo."

"Not Romeo, Raj. I'm Raj."

*Bangs head on desk*

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 08:13 PM (nnLls)

133 Flash Email Traffic: 5.56 NATO, 16” Parkerized M4 Barrel, 1:8 Twist, Carbine Length Gas System, 15” MLOK Rail|New MLOK Rifle(No Magazine)

$349.99 with free shipping.

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As I have noted before, I prefer a midlength gas system on 16" barrels but you would be hard pressed to beat this price.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:13 PM (yQpMk)

134 Anybody have any tips for trapping foxes and yotes breaking into chicken coups? I trapped and released one fox. I have a few more to go and a couple of yotes.
This has been my jib the last couple of weeks FIL assigned to me. I sit in a deer stand to observe them to learn. My wife wont offer any tips either, and she knows how to trap.
Any help would be appreciated at this point.

Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 28, 2022 08:13 PM (6CzZd)

135 Can't touch this.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 28, 2022 08:14 PM (vuisn)

136 Pigeons are still feathered rats. There's breeds specifically for rolling - they all have "roller" in their names. It's supposed to be genetic, although some have theorized they're having mid-air seizures. I'd go for that along with being retarded.

Retarded rolling birds that shit everywhere. In my area, roosting pigeons are a huge problem. I had one set up under the eves of my balcony. In just 2 days it looked like they'd been living there for 20 years. A roofer told me they shit so much, that the water backs up on the roofs and goes under the shingles and lapping. I've seen incredible water damage on walls because pigeon poop. Pigeons and squirrels, I hate them.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 28, 2022 08:14 PM (wAnMi)

137 NaCly, I have an armadillo that is going to get introduced to my friend reuger, shortly

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:15 PM (J5XIK)

138 Hannibal Lector ovah here

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 28, 2022 08:15 PM (vuisn)

139 Are armadillos a nuisance?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 08:15 PM (3NKiY)

140 Mortician's are well paid and will always have work. If you can do the hair too well bonus.

Posted by: The apes at April 28, 2022 08:16 PM (vrz2I)

141 Are armadillos a nuisance?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 08:15 PM (3NKiY)



Yes. They dig. A lot.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:16 PM (yQpMk)

142 Be careful cleaning out that pigeon poop. Wear an N95 mask for it. It is a very good way to get bird fancier's disease. And trust me, you don't want it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 08:16 PM (5HBd1)

143 Lololol

Pierced Morgan's show has seen a 70% drop in view ship since he deceptively edited the Trump interview. Fox is in discussion about what to do.


Lololol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:16 PM (47w2Q)

144 Emperor Palpaheron -- Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle crocodile!

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2022 08:17 PM (F0YaR)

145 Armadillos have reached North Georgia, though I've only seen them in roadkill form.

They will ruin your yard, that much I do know.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 28, 2022 08:17 PM (vuisn)

146 Are armadillos a nuisance?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 08:15 PM (3NKiY)

Nah.....they aerate your property for free and eat grubs.

Harmless little fellas.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2022 08:18 PM (R/m4+)

147 Apparently Armadillos are capable of building big warrens, like rabbits.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:18 PM (yQpMk)

148 They're known to carry leprosy also.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 28, 2022 08:19 PM (vuisn)

149 Aetius, the are a lesser version of ground destruction than hogs. They also burrow in the worst places.

The best thing about shooting one is they jump straight in the air when you shoot them

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:19 PM (J5XIK)

150 "Nah.....they aerate your property for free and eat grubs"

And dig four foot deep holes here and there.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 08:19 PM (vrz2I)

151 Two and occasionally 3 turkey vultures have been resting and pooping on my deck railings for the last week.

The vultures mate for life, so unsure if that third vulture was a WestPac vulture.

Anyway, two days ago the main two big vultures did a mating dance, and I saw the mating. I did not capture that on film, but I did manage to get a picture of the male acting very satisfied with spread wings and a glad cry.

Not sure if the gardening thread or the pet thread is the place for the pics. My wife has already told me the screen door and the pateo door glass need cleaning. So I gots that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:19 PM (u82oZ)

152 Having dogs will keep Armadillos away. At least that has been my experience.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

153 Are armadillos a nuisance?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


If you have armadillos, you have worse problems than armadillos. You have grubs. Grubs will kill your lawn.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 08:20 PM (H4qIP)

154 They will ruin your yard, that much I do know.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 28, 2022 08:17 PM (vuisn)

Grub eaters?

Posted by: Clutch at April 28, 2022 08:21 PM (9UmRs)

155 Not sure if the gardening thread or the pet thread is the place for the pics. My wife has already told me the screen door and the pateo door glass need cleaning. So I gots that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:19 PM (u82oZ)

So it was a messy mating then?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 08:21 PM (3NKiY)

156 G'rump, true. The wolfhounds used to stay out at night and we never had an armadillo problem.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:22 PM (J5XIK)

157 "Apparently Armadillos are capable of building big warrens, like rabbits."

They are digging machines. They'll be around along with the cockroaches after the apes set off the bomb.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 08:22 PM (vrz2I)

158 Pics should probably go on the Gardening thread, unless you've named them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 08:22 PM (5HBd1)

159
Do yellow lights not attract flying bugs?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:22 PM (/cyq8)

160 Do yellow lights not attract flying bugs?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:22 PM (/cyq



That was the belief when I was young. I don't know if it was true but everyone used to have yellow bulbs on their breezeways.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:23 PM (yQpMk)

161
G'rump, are you going to be surcharged for the speeding ticket?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:24 PM (/cyq8)

162 "NaCly Dog (u82oZ)"

Your Indian name is now "Two Buzzards Fucking".

Posted by: Heaped Big Lizzy Warren at April 28, 2022 08:24 PM (vrz2I)

163 Red lights attract a different sort.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:24 PM (47w2Q)

164 Say something that you know will annoy your spouse, for whatever suicidal reason you can think of, and watch out.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

"Please stop screaming obscenities, the kids may hear."

"You shouldn't subvert my right in front of the kids like that."

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 08:25 PM (II3Gr)

165 *me not my

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 08:25 PM (II3Gr)

166 Aetius451AD Work Laptop

The pictures were sub-optimal. But the vultures seemed clean of offal and all the sperm was used, and not dropping all over.

I need a plucky assistant to sneak closer while I fill out his Mutual of Omaha insurance, with me as beneficiary. They were big vultures, about 2-3 feet tall. They were a tad skittish if I got closer to the glass doors.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:25 PM (u82oZ)

167 G'rump, are you going to be surcharged for the speeding ticket?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:24 PM (/cyq


My State Farm insurance hasn't said anything. Perhaps because I was not "Super Speeding" or whatever Deputy Dawg was calling it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:25 PM (yQpMk)

168 That was the belief when I was young. I don't know if it was true but everyone used to have yellow bulbs on their breezeways.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:23 PM (yQpMk)

I believe yellow lights are supposed to repel flying insects; blue lights attract them. That's why bug zappers have black light lamps in them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 08:26 PM (xJnfe)

169 True, yellow lights do not attract bugs.

Posted by: Big Yellow Light Inc at April 28, 2022 08:26 PM (sReZj)

170 The primary goal of the majority of traffic codes is not public safety. Rather, the goal is twofold: 1) revenue, and 2) providing pretext for cops to pull you over and fish for violations and other activity.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 08:26 PM (II3Gr)

171 I need a plucky assistant to sneak closer while I fill out his Mutual of Omaha insurance, with me as beneficiary. They were big vultures, about 2-3 feet tall. They were a tad skittish if I got closer to the glass doors.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:25 PM (u82oZ)

You'd be 'skittish' too if some guy was staring in your bedroom at you and the Mrs of a night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 08:26 PM (3NKiY)

172 Say something that you know will annoy your spouse, for whatever suicidal reason you can think of, and watch out.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Calm down and go fix me & the guys sammiches.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 08:26 PM (H4qIP)

173 Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

Well, you got stories, at least. And children, which is good. "There I was ..."

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

174 Are armadillos a nuisance?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


If you have armadillos, you have worse problems than armadillos. You have grubs. Grubs will kill your lawn.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 08:20 PM


We sometimes have to dodge armadillos when we walk the dogs in the evening. They have one track minds and don't care about dogs or people.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 28, 2022 08:26 PM (bVYXr)

175 Back in the before times when people had breezeways to sit in on of an evening, before A/C was ubiquitous.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:27 PM (yQpMk)

176 Pigeons -- The rats of the winged variety.

NaCly, I have an armadillo that is going to get introduced to my friend reuger, shortly

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:15 PM (J5XIK)


Meh. I've got one that eats all the grubs in my poorly maintained lawn. He's got permission. The holes self heal.

My buddy, not quite as tolerant as I, asked if a .22 would kill the one eating his grubs.

I said "What part in particular do you not understand about Armor-dillos?" ymmv

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2022 08:27 PM (F0YaR)

177 Blue lights attract shoppers.

Posted by: zombie Kmart at April 28, 2022 08:27 PM (vrz2I)

178 The pictures were sub-optimal. But the vultures seemed clean of offal and all the sperm was used, and not dropping all over.

I need a plucky assistant to sneak closer while I fill out his Mutual of Omaha insurance, with me as beneficiary. They were big vultures, about 2-3 feet tall. They were a tad skittish if I got closer to the glass doors.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:25 PM (u82oZ)

Did they check their bags, or was it all carrion?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 08:27 PM (xJnfe)

179 Aetius451AD Work Laptop

"Showtime, honey!" Oh, wait. I'm very shy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

180
Well, I don't know if Officer Dibbles did you any big favors. States will attach a surcharge to all driving infractions.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:28 PM (/cyq8)

181 Mister Scott, true and that's why so many get run over on the road.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:28 PM (J5XIK)

182 I need a plucky assistant to sneak closer while I fill out his Mutual of Omaha insurance, with me as beneficiary. They were big vultures, about 2-3 feet tall. They were a tad skittish if I got closer to the glass doors.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:25 PM (u82oZ)

Did they check their bags, or was it all carrion?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 08:27 PM (xJnfe)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 08:28 PM (3NKiY)

183 We sometimes have to dodge armadillos when we walk the dogs in the evening. They have one track minds and don't care about dogs or people.
Posted by: Mister Scott

They are almost blind. They don't see well at all.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 08:29 PM (H4qIP)

184 Armadillos will rip your oil pan off if you hit one just so.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:29 PM (47w2Q)

185
Kmart lives on in BJ's

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:29 PM (/cyq8)

186 Alberta Oil Peon

Good one!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:29 PM (u82oZ)

187 Well, you got stories, at least. And children, which is good. "There I was ..."
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

There I was...in the shit. All I had left was the will to survive and the faintest hope the neighbors wouldn't call in a domestic disturbance...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 08:29 PM (II3Gr)

188 The cafe is always so relaxing, sorry to be late. It was my turn to wax the ballroom.

Posted by: F. Unger at April 28, 2022 08:30 PM (g6+Ik)

189 Just don't mess with a Tarkus.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:30 PM (yQpMk)

190
188 The cafe is always so relaxing, sorry to be late. It was my turn to wax the ballroom.
Posted by: F. Unger at April 28, 2022 08:30 PM (g6+Ik)


I love euphemisms.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:30 PM (47w2Q)

191 Good one!
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:29 PM (u82oZ)

It's one of the all-time classics. But somebody had to do it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 08:30 PM (xJnfe)

192 "They are almost blind. They don't see well at all."

Creepy little critters. They don't have too. If they can't smell it, they don't need it.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 08:31 PM (vrz2I)

193
The only time I've ever opened the windows in this house was the weekend the A/C pooped out. I could hear crickets and smell the outside. It was like...camping.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:31 PM (/cyq8)

194 "It was my turn to wax the ballroom."
- F. Unger

*Spock Eyebrow*

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:31 PM (u82oZ)

195 Creepy little critters.


Possum on the half shell.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:31 PM (yQpMk)

196 It was my turn to wax the ballroom.
Posted by: F. Unger at April 28, 2022 08:30 PM (g6+Ik)

Full Brazilian?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 08:31 PM (II3Gr)

197 188 The cafe is always so relaxing, sorry to be late. It was my turn to wax the ballroom.
Posted by: F. Unger
-------------

Just spread some sawdust on the floor.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2022 08:32 PM (pLj8i)

198 "Kmart lives on in BJ's"

$20! Same as in town!

Posted by: zombie Kmart at April 28, 2022 08:33 PM (vrz2I)

199 Bears are so dangerous yet so cute.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 08:33 PM (eGTCV)

200 The only time I've ever opened the windows in this house was the weekend the A/C pooped out. I could hear crickets and smell the outside. It was like...camping.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:31 PM (/cyq

You don't air out your house? I thought most people did that. I usually throw open all the windows and doors in the spring after the pollen is done. Catch a good breeze day and the house smells much fresher by nightfall.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:33 PM (47w2Q)

201 Armadillos will rip your oil pan off if you hit one just so.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:29 PM


I once saw a guy in a Mercedes heading towards Sherman Texas on 82 off the side of the road with two shredded tires and a dead armadillo behind his car. They will fvck up your car if you hit them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 28, 2022 08:34 PM (bVYXr)

202 If you have armadillos, you have worse problems than armadillos. You have grubs. Grubs will kill your lawn.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 08:20 PM (H4qIP)


I have to spray the lawn twice a year to kill grubs. If I don't, the raccoons will come along and eat them, and it looks exactly like somebody came in with a rototiller overnight. Skunks too, but they're not nearly as efficient as the damned raccoons. Once the raccoons start, they'll keep tearing the lawn up even after the grubs are long gone. They're optimistic little fucks that hate you. Of course, the idiot neighbor that's been feeding them and the feral cats for the past 10 years is moving at the same time I am. Couldn't move 5 years ago, oh-no. I hope the new owners like angry starved feral cats and raccoons.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 28, 2022 08:34 PM (wAnMi)

203 I have never seen an armadillo.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 08:35 PM (eGTCV)

204
You don't air out your house?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Yeah, with MERV 13 filters.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:35 PM (/cyq8)

205 AlaBAMA, I love this time of year because the windows are open 24/7.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:36 PM (J5XIK)

206 203 I have never seen an armadillo.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 08:35 PM (eGTCV)

I've seen tons, though 90% of them were roadkill.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 08:36 PM (II3Gr)

207 204
You don't air out your house?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Yeah, with MERV 13 filters.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:35 PM (/cyq8


My mom watched his show.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:36 PM (47w2Q)

208 Oscar Oscar Oscar

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2022 08:36 PM (63Dwl)

209 My State Farm insurance hasn't said anything. Perhaps because I was not "Super Speeding" or whatever Deputy Dawg was calling it.
--------------------------------
Here it's called 'stunt driving' -- anything over 120 kmh [or 140?]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 08:37 PM (UHVv4)

210
205 AlaBAMA, I love this time of year because the windows are open 24/7.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:36 PM (J5XIK)

Same. My cats will never leave the porch to come back inside because it's so nice out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:37 PM (47w2Q)

211 "I have never seen an armadillo"

Its like a cross between a possum and a horseshoe crab and a pig and a roly-poly bug.

Posted by: zombie Kmart at April 28, 2022 08:38 PM (vrz2I)

212 I was camping without a tent (the gf "forgot" to bring one) in a National Forest aroud her hometown of Austin.

She awakened me "Listen"!"

I could hear rustling in the underbrush. Closer, Closer. Sounded very big.

Grabbed the sturdy flashlight as a cudgel, and switched it on. A very large Armadillo and it's two beady eyes were looking back. The eyes reflected red in the light.

I got up to hit it, and it turned and ran away.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

213 Sharkman, anything I can send you for the FloridaMoMe just let me know.

Posted by: Ben Had



You and your long-distance dude in life-jackets, bathing suits and fishing poles would be the best thing you could send!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM (r4PDB)

214 An armadillo's kinda like an armored car, 'cept it's got feet instead.

Posted by: Zombie Marmaduke at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM (g6+Ik)

215 Armadillos also make fleas and ticks a large part of their diet which it a good thing. But, they sure are creepy.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM (pXkXl)

216 I got up to hit it, and it turned and ran away.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

Boy, your girlfriend must've really gotten spooked...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM (II3Gr)

217 Piglets. Piglets are good.

Unless they're wild hog piglets, who grow up to be ground-destroying, pig-making machines. Then piglets are bad. But can be good eating.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM (a3Q+t)

218 *sends NLurker a picture of roadkill armadillo with the obligatory beer bottle clutched in it's paws*

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM (J5XIK)

219 Post-pandemic Biden-omics grocery shopping whining:

No stores in SE Houston have Canadian bacon, except occasionally one package of (terrible) turkey Canadian bacon.

Barkeeper's Friend power and soft-scrub liquid is near-impossible to find. I have no idea why this is.

Big HEB stores have kept the pandemic on-line shopping and pickup or delivery service - meaning aisles almost always have one or two huge 5' long by 5' tall by 2' wide cart used to hold items by the shopping-list pickers...making navigating through the store an even worse obstacle course than it used to be.

Whine- OFF

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM (AMIL/)

220 AlaBAMA, I love this time of year because the windows are open 24/7.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:36 PM (J5XIK)

Same. My cats will never leave the porch to come back inside because it's so nice out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:37 PM


Same here. Our dogs are outside right now enjoying the cool 80ish degree weather. Next month it will be 90 degrees outside and the AC will be on and they will not want to be outside at all except for W.A.L.K.S.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 28, 2022 08:40 PM (bVYXr)

221 Dayum, I really hate coming in late to a great thread like the cafe, but there I was...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 08:40 PM (hOUT3)

222 Around here we have at least one dead possum or armadillo for every 1/ 4 mile or so of road. They are like nature's mile markers.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 08:40 PM (vrz2I)

223 Will Florida Man be at a FLMoMe?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2022 08:41 PM (a3Q+t)

224 Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

Yes, quite. Alas, the "My protector" hug was missing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:41 PM (u82oZ)

225 It's one of the all-time classics. But somebody had to do it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 08:30 PM (xJnfe)


When the opportunity presents itself...

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 28, 2022 08:42 PM (wAnMi)

226 223 Will Florida Man be at a FLMoMe?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2022 08:41 PM (a3Q+t)

Of course. And I'll be bringing my meth-addicted pet alligator "Chopper."

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 08:42 PM (II3Gr)

227 My mom watched his show.
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Oooh. We'll be right back!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 08:42 PM (UHVv4)

228 Marlin Perkins: "We've secretly unhooked the cable holding this 20 foot Lolong crocodile's jaws closed. Let's see if Jim notices . . ."

Jim Fowler: "Aaiiiiiiaiiiiaiiii [CHOMP] . . ."

Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 08:42 PM (r4PDB)

229 An armadillo's kinda like an armored car, 'cept it's got feet instead.


I watched a documentary on them and their shells have more resiliency than prefamulated amulite.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2022 08:42 PM (Q+9xI)

230 Barkeeper's Friend power and soft-scrub liquid is near-impossible to find. I have no idea why this is.
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM


I happened to notice one of the Central TX HEBs had a bunch of Barkeeper's Friend last week. Maybe they can do a store-to-store transfer for you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2022 08:43 PM (a3Q+t)

231 I did once have a haircutter who told me she was studying to be a mortician.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:59 PM (yQpMk)


Did she make you look very natural?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 08:44 PM (xhaym)

232 "I have never seen an armadillo"

Its like a cross between a possum and a horseshoe crab and a pig and a roly-poly bug.
Posted by: fd


When God was creating the animals, and he only had enough parts left for two more, he put together the parts that sort of made sense together, and there was an armadillo.

The rest became a platypus.

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2022 08:44 PM (P1f+c)

233 I think in the US, the only natural armadillo predator is a car.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

234
Embrace our new make-do menu adventures!

Sometimes watching the left is like looking at a hysterically laughing teenager flipping you the bird as he's driving a truck full of your stuff off a cliff.

Posted by: Auspex at April 28, 2022 08:44 PM (Xo3T0)

235 Wasn't Kinky Friedman a CentralTX heeb?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 08:44 PM (II3Gr)

236 I see white tail deer every day.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 08:45 PM (eGTCV)

237 Auspex

We can outsmart them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:45 PM (u82oZ)

238 Of course. And I'll be bringing my meth-addicted pet alligator "Chopper."
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Not krokodil-addicted??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 08:45 PM (UHVv4)

239 Once the raccoons start, they'll keep tearing the lawn up even after the grubs are long gone. They're optimistic little fucks that hate you. Of course, the idiot neighbor that's been feeding them and the feral cats for the past 10 years is moving at the same time I am. Couldn't move 5 years ago, oh-no. I hope the new owners like angry starved feral cats and raccoons.
Posted by: clutch cargo


I just shot a coon Sunday night? Let the dog out. Coon was in a knocked over trash can. Came out like a rocket. Dog was on him. Grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and started shaking him. Max is part lab part heeler. 85 lbs. When he finally dropped him, the coon was laying there stunned and I was able to pop him.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 08:45 PM (H4qIP)

240 "I watched a documentary on them and their shells have more resiliency than prefamulated amulite"

The Chinese use them to make cheap encabulators. They hold up pretty well.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 08:45 PM (vrz2I)

241 I read somewhere that armadillos are the only creatures, besides man, that can get leprosy. Sounds weird.

Posted by: Paco at April 28, 2022 08:46 PM (njExo)

242 When God was creating the animals, and he only had enough parts left for two more, he put together the parts that sort of made sense together, and there was an armadillo.

The rest became a platypus.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2022 08:44 PM (P1f+c)

And now you know...the rest of the story.

Posted by: Paul Harvey at April 28, 2022 08:46 PM (II3Gr)

243 At night, if you listen closely, you will hear the mighty Armadillo walking about.

They sound like new badly made leather shoes that go "sqonk, sqonk,sqonk".....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2022 08:47 PM (R/m4+)

244 Wasn't Kinky Friedman a CentralTX heeb?
Posted by: Insomniac

Kinky is my governor.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 08:47 PM (H4qIP)

245 N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods

Festung Salty is a deer bed and breakfast place. With the occasional wild turkey visitors.
And lately, the two amorous turkey vultures.

The deer are safe until Dillons no longer carries meat in styrofoam containers with cellophane wrapping.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

246 I saw deer poop in the backyard the other day, which might explain why the dog sometimes gets barky.
I have a six foot fence around the yard.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 08:48 PM (eGTCV)

247 Armadillos were not seen east of the Mississippi until we build bridges across it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:48 PM (yQpMk)

248 I read somewhere that armadillos are the only creatures, besides man, that can get leprosy. Sounds weird.
Posted by: Paco at April 28, 2022 08:46 PM (njExo)

How do they tell when parts fall off?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 08:49 PM (dxC2o)

249 I did once have a haircutter who told me she was studying to be a mortician.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Did she make you look very natural?
Posted by: Kindltot

If anyone ever asked my Dad about the deceased: "How did he/she look?", he always said the same thing:

"He looked dead!"

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 08:49 PM (nnLls)

250 "Kinky is my governor"

That's not unusual these days.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 08:49 PM (vrz2I)

251 I did once have a haircutter who told me she was studying to be a mortician.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:59 PM


I dated the daughter of a mortician for a while. She was the only person I've ever met who could tie a necktie from the front.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2022 08:49 PM (a3Q+t)

252 I saw deer poop in the backyard the other day, which might explain why the dog sometimes gets barky.
I have a six foot fence around the yard.
Posted by: N.L. Urker


Deer 🦌 beans 🫘.
In-law's dog loves to eat them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 08:49 PM (H4qIP)

253 N.L. Urker

And how about the barmaids?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

254 Back in 2012 when I was still married, a bat flew into our house and the entire crew of then-wife, three kids (15, 12, 5) and MIL all ran around screaming their heads off like it was the end of the world.

I snuck out into the garage, quickly donned my fencing top, glove and helmet, grabbed a tennis racket, and then dashed into the main room where everyone was cowering.

Everyone was howling with laughter when I came flying in to the point where they didn't notice the equally terrified bat sliding his way out the back door of the house.

I also once donned my fencing gear and climbed up on the roof to exterminate a wasp's nest, also with a tennis racket.

Good times.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 08:49 PM (r4PDB)

255 Any help would be appreciated at this point.
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 28, 2022 08:13 PM (6CzZd)


I think if you want to learn about traps you want to go to 4Chan

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 08:50 PM (xhaym)

256 Have a great night, everyone.

May you be blessed with the food and cleaning supplies you like in abundance.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:50 PM (u82oZ)

257 229. I watched a documentary on them and their shells have more resiliency than prefamulated amulite. - Bitter Clinger

Prefamulated amulite, eh? Eyes shift discretely toward dictionary on bookshelf, just out of reach.

Posted by: Paco at April 28, 2022 08:50 PM (njExo)

258 238 Of course. And I'll be bringing my meth-addicted pet alligator "Chopper."
-----------------------------
Not krokodil-addicted??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 08:45 PM (UHVv4)

No. He detests both needles and cliches.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 08:51 PM (II3Gr)

259 And how about the barmaids?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

I haven't seen any of them in my backyard.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 08:51 PM (eGTCV)

260 Back in 2012 when I was still married, a bat flew into our house and the entire crew of then-wife, three kids (15, 12, 5) and MIL all ran around screaming their heads off like it was the end of the world.


Squirrel & Christmas Vacation.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 08:52 PM (H4qIP)

261 Whine- OFF
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM (AMIL/)

And don't even bother asking those order pickers where to find something. Deer in the headlights. How do they pick orders all day and have no idea where to find something??

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2022 08:52 PM (OX9vb)

262
My mom watched his show.
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Oooh. We'll be right back!
Posted by: andycanuck


https://youtu.be/AeTHdkFNvpI

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2022 08:52 PM (63Dwl)

263 I read somewhere that armadillos are the only creatures, besides man, that can get leprosy. Sounds weird.
Posted by: Paco


Also chimps and some other primates, and red squirrels. But those cases were studied in 2021 and 2014, so if you read about it before then.....

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2022 08:52 PM (P1f+c)

264 247 Armadillos were not seen east of the Mississippi until we build bridges across it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:48 PM (yQpMk)


Buttplug will no doubt fix this White Supremacist discrimination against armadillos by spending billions for special armadillo-friendly, two-armadillo-wide, bridges across the big river.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 08:52 PM (AMIL/)

265 I haven't seen any of them in my backyard.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 08:51 PM (eGTCV)

Then you aren't using the right bait.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 08:52 PM (dxC2o)

266 I did once have a haircutter who told me she was studying to be a mortician.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:59 PM

I dated the daughter of a mortician for a while. She was the only person I've ever met who could tie a necktie from the front.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2022 08:49 PM


When I made Chief in the Navy at GITMO a Navy Corpsman Mortician made Chief when I did. He told us stories about the bodies they pulled out of the minefields and the ocean of Cubans desperately trying to make it to the base and freedom. Think of a pork butt when it's done and pulling the bone out clean with no meat on it. Still gives me nightmares.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 28, 2022 08:54 PM (bVYXr)

267 When it comes to backyard barmaid, which are better-white tails or Julie's?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 08:54 PM (eGTCV)

268 Yes. They dig. A lot.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:16 PM (yQpMk)
----

Get rid of the grubs in your yard, the armadillos will f- off.

Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2022 08:56 PM (oXNqT)

269 Prefamulated amulite, eh? Eyes shift discretely toward dictionary on bookshelf, just out of reach.
Posted by: Paco


Not the correct reference material. Try this:

https://youtu.be/Ac7G7xOG2Ag

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2022 08:57 PM (P1f+c)

270 Man in Thailand invents shelters for stray dogs;

https://tinyurl.com/2t64p5uc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 08:58 PM (9pZqD)

271 261 Whine- OFF
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM (AMIL/)

And don't even bother asking those order pickers where to find something. Deer in the headlights. How do they pick orders all day and have no idea where to find something??

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2022 08:52 PM (OX9vb)


I bet they print-out a map showing the exact location for every item. No memory brain cells needed. Not.Fair. Also not fair is a new Home Depot app that gives a map to the location of an item you want. Damn, everyone needs to spend hours in their local hardware or big box store searching for and memorizing the location of obscure widgets! It's the American Suburban Way, dammit!

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 08:59 PM (AMIL/)

272 Its like a cross between a possum and a horseshoe crab and a pig and a roly-poly bug.

Posted by: zombie Kmart at April 28, 2022 08:38 PM (vrz2I)


In Argentina Armadillos have a siren that goes "Tatu, tatu-tatu-tatu!"

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE LOCAL NAME IN ARGENTINA FOR ARMADILLO IS "TATU"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 08:59 PM (xhaym)

273 *sends NLurker a picture of roadkill armadillo with the obligatory beer bottle clutched in it's paws*

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM (J5XIK)


Wasn't there a Lone Star Beer ad series about the semi trailers full of beer being broken into by a giant Armadillo?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 09:01 PM (xhaym)

274 And don't even bother asking those order pickers where to find something. Deer in the headlights. How do they pick orders all day and have no idea where to find something??
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!

I bet they print-out a map showing the exact location for every item. No memory brain cells needed. Not.Fair.
Posted by: Gref


You can make impulse buys. No map for you!

They can't. And their efficiency is important. Until they're replaced with shopping robots.

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2022 09:02 PM (P1f+c)

275 everyone needs to spend hours in their local hardware or big box store searching for and memorizing the location of obscure widgets! It's the American Suburban Way, dammit!
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 08:59 PM (AMIL/)


Yeah!! Fist-bump!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2022 09:04 PM (OX9vb)

276 I've also never seen a sasquatch.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 09:04 PM (eGTCV)

277 We met a local guy that claimed he was kidnapped by a lady sasquatch. Said she smelled awful.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:05 PM (5HBd1)

278 Possum story...

I had an avocado a week or so ago that was uneatable. The whole thing was hard as a rock even after a week. I could barely cut into it. So... I tossed in the back yard. Several days later, early in the morning I see a possum wandering round. He smells, or sees the avocado and goes for it. Only to spit the bites back out and leave it.

How on earth to you get an avocado that bad?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2022 09:06 PM (BFigT)

279 Wasn't there a Lone Star Beer ad series about the semi trailers full of beer being broken into by a giant Armadillo?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 09:01 PM


We have giant armadillos?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 28, 2022 09:07 PM (bVYXr)

280
Neighbors in the woods up in Newaygo started putting out bee hive boxes and raved about the honey.

A bear showed up.

Posted by: Auspex at April 28, 2022 09:08 PM (Xo3T0)

281 We met a local guy that claimed he was kidnapped by a lady sasquatch. Said she smelled awful.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:05 PM (5HBd1)

But he's still on the hook for child support, right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 09:08 PM (dxC2o)

282 Maybe pandas we're God's way of working out safety falls for drunks.

Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2022 09:09 PM (FhXTo)

283 mikeski, I get that, but seriously. After months of picking orders, you don't think they might remember sort of where the oatmeal can be found?

Also, I know they are busy, so I only ask them if I can't find some other store employee. They usually don't know, either.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2022 09:09 PM (OX9vb)

284 He said that sometimes late at night, he would see her at the end of his driveway. So maybe

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:09 PM (5HBd1)

285 Holy shit that clip Tucker played of Biden today. My God.. the mans brain is fried. God help us.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 09:10 PM (nxdel)

286 "We have giant armadillos?"

By the looks of the skid marks...

Posted by: The Giant Gila Monster at April 28, 2022 09:10 PM (vrz2I)

287 I think the Glyptodont was a giant armadillo. I don't think they drank beer though.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 09:10 PM (xhaym)

288 274 And don't even bother asking those order pickers where to find something. Deer in the headlights. How do they pick orders all day and have no idea where to find something??
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!

I bet they print-out a map showing the exact location for every item. No memory brain cells needed. Not.Fair.
Posted by: Gref

You can make impulse buys. No map for you!
They can't. And their efficiency is important. Until they're replaced with shopping robots.

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2022 09:02 PM (P1f+c)


Yeah, those robots are already in final development and test, I'll bet. Programming those robots will be easy, though. By the time the robots are ready for prime time, due to Brandon's incompetence all stores will only have generic items as in Repo Man: Meat, Beer, Snack, Candy, Milk, Cereal, and so on.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 09:10 PM (AMIL/)

289 This guy:

https://tinyurl.com/5n8c863e

That area used to have such wonderful characters. All gone now.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:10 PM (5HBd1)

290 He said that sometimes late at night, he would see her at the end of his driveway. So maybe
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:09 PM (5HBd1)

Y U no rite?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 09:11 PM (dxC2o)

291 277 We met a local guy that claimed he was kidnapped by a lady sasquatch. Said she smelled awful.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:05 PM (5HBd1)

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"Now where's that Indian woman I'm supposed to kill?"

Posted by: Disembodied Punchlines at April 28, 2022 09:11 PM (XG2Fi)

292 285 Holy shit that clip Tucker played of Biden today. My God.. the mans brain is fried. God help us.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 09:10 PM (nxdel


Today he said the economy was growing like crazy after the GDP reported negative growth.

The man is utterly void of firing synapses.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:11 PM (47w2Q)

293 We met a local guy that claimed he was kidnapped by a lady sasquatch. Said she smelled awful.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:05 PM (5HBd1)

Was his name Fox Mulder?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 28, 2022 09:11 PM (x8Wzq)

294 FUN FACT: The armadillo inspired the invention of the accordion.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2022 09:12 PM (XG2Fi)

295 Nope, Datus Perry. See link above

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:12 PM (5HBd1)

296 #262 Yes, Bertram, it was SCTV I was thinking about too.

Although I did watch the actual show after school as a child.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 09:13 PM (UHVv4)

297 We met a local guy that claimed he was kidnapped by a lady sasquatch. Said she smelled awful.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:05 PM (5HBd1)


Sasquatches, if they did exist, are surely now extinct. Feral hogs would have wiped them out at least 20 years ago.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 09:13 PM (AMIL/)

298 Self delivering bacon!!!!

We're going to be rich boys.

Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2022 09:14 PM (FhXTo)

299 The Indian woman story is about Indian Mary. There used to be a road named after her in Skamania WA. She was known for having multiple children, each about a year apart, all fathered by the officers at the local fort.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:14 PM (5HBd1)

300 An armadillo, a nun, two penguins and a liberal walk into a bar.




Bartender says, Fuck Joe Biden!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:14 PM (47w2Q)

301 Holy shit that clip Tucker played of Biden today. My God.. the mans brain is fried. God help us.
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Kleptocracy is hard to say, J45!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 09:14 PM (UHVv4)

302 Several days later, early in the morning I see a possum wandering round. He smells, or sees the avocado and goes for it. Only to spit the bites back out and leave it.

How on earth to you get an avocado that bad?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2022 09:06 PM (BFigT)


I've read that humans and maybe one other animal are the only things that can eat avocados.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 28, 2022 09:15 PM (AiZBA)

303 I've never seen feral pigs in this area. If they are out there, something is keeping them in check.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:15 PM (5HBd1)

304 If Joe has another falling incident neither he nor Dr. Jill nor the American people will know if he suffered a head injury.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2022 09:16 PM (a4EWo)

305 If you crossed a panda with an armadillo you'd have a parmadillo. Not that you'd want to.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 09:16 PM (vrz2I)

306 Now I want a Newport.

Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2022 09:16 PM (FhXTo)

307 If you crossed a panda with an armadillo you'd have a parmadillo. Not that you'd want to.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 09:16 PM (vrz2I)


It would have a negative IQ.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 28, 2022 09:17 PM (AiZBA)

308 *happy dance *
Oldest son just invited me to go to a Mariners game for Mother's Day. I love baseball games. We can have a couple hot dogs and beers and sit in the bleachers )hopefully it won't be too chilly) and watch the game together. I'm sad Marine won't be here, but he will get leave in June and come home for a few days.

Just today I was missing all the mundane evenings we spent together, doing homework, eating dinner, watchingThe Simpsons before bed.... nine years we spent in our little flat. I miss those days.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2022 09:18 PM (U2p+3)

309 If you crossed a comedian with an armadillo you'd have Phyllis Dillo.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:18 PM (47w2Q)

310 By the time the robots are ready for prime time, due to Brandon's incompetence all stores will only have generic items as in Repo Man: Meat, Beer, Snack, Candy, Milk, Cereal, and so on.
Posted by: Gref


Repo Man > Futurama

"Bachelor Chow. Now with flavor!"

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2022 09:18 PM (P1f+c)

311 Mariners stadium is a nice place to watch a ball game. It will be fun, even if it is cold.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:19 PM (5HBd1)

312 I miss those days.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2022 09:18 PM (U2p+3)


Ah yes nurse, those days are gone like tears in the rain, BUT those memories are yours forever!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 09:19 PM (hOUT3)

313 Kleptocracy is hard to say, J45!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 09:14 PM (UHVv4)


Especially when you have no idea what the word means. Briefing Joe must require the patience of Job. No, the patience of Jesus. And Jesus would come out of a briefing session with Joe cursing like a drunken sailor.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 09:19 PM (AMIL/)

314 If Mike Lindell ran a pet store he'd sell My Armapillos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2022 09:19 PM (XG2Fi)

315 309 If you crossed a comedian with an armadillo you'd have Phyllis Dillo.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

*snort

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2022 09:20 PM (OX9vb)

316 Don't cry. You can join Truth Social.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 28, 2022 09:20 PM (lKAqb)

317 I thought parmadillo was a particularly stinky cheese.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 09:21 PM (eGTCV)

318 I've read that humans and maybe one other animal are the only things that can eat avocados.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 28, 2022 09:15 PM (AiZBA)


I think mastodons or giant sloths or some other megafauna ate avocados. I mean, think on it. How else did those giant pits get spread wide and far like wild apples before people?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 09:21 PM (xhaym)

319 Today he said the economy was growing like crazy

*

Growing like crazy = people returning to the exact same jobs they were working before the government forced their employers to lock the doors.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:21 PM (rjyzh)

320 > The vultures mate for life, so unsure if that third vulture was a WestPac vulture.


The third one's name might be Paolo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:22 PM (bW8dp)

321 303 I've never seen feral pigs in this area. If they are out there, something is keeping them in check.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:15 PM (5HBd1)


They're not out parading on the trails like pink-haired trannies on LGBTQ Pride Day. Ask Ben Had and Sponge how often they actually see the buggers!

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 09:23 PM (AMIL/)

322 If you crossed a panda with an armadillo you'd have a parmadillo. Not that you'd want to.
Posted by: fd


And if you fried it with some cheese and red sauce you could have parmadillo parmigiana.

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2022 09:23 PM (P1f+c)

323 I miss those days.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2022 09:18 PM (U2p+3)

When we were poors we would take the boys out to the park, play catch with a football, watch softball games, catch inedible crawfish to study, hike, camp, sometimes rent movies back when they were a buck each. Me and the Missus were young, but we raised them up good. All in all, a pretty good life so far.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 28, 2022 09:23 PM (x8Wzq)

324 If there hasn't been a Z-grade direct-to-video horror flick called Armadillo Armageddon, there should be.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:24 PM (bW8dp)

325 We at the Brattleboro Armored Dildo society take these mistoots very seriously and we will!report you all to Presiden Bidens's new Board of Truth and Mysterys.

Posted by: Mary Clogenstien of Brattleboro Ve at April 28, 2022 09:24 PM (vrz2I)

326 Thanks ace, for the daily palate cleanser!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 28, 2022 09:24 PM (jTmQV)

327 When we were poors we would take the boys out to the park, play catch with a football, watch softball games, catch inedible crawfish to study, hike, camp, sometimes rent movies back when they were a buck each. Me and the Missus were young, but we raised them up good. All in all, a pretty good life so far.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 28, 2022 09:23 PM (x8Wzq


Sounds perfect to me. Those are memories.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:24 PM (47w2Q)

328 If you crossed a panda with an armadillo you'd have a parmadillo. Not that you'd want to.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 09:16 PM (vrz2I)


If you want to use just new world fauna, try crossing an armadillo with a peccary. It would be nothing Earth shattering though, just a peccadillo.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 09:25 PM (xhaym)

329 His bit on repeating confirmation codes over the phone is great:

"K as in Khaddafi,
Q as in, um, Qaddafi"


Ya know, if your job requires you spelling something over the phone, do everybody a big favor and take ten damn minutes to learn the standard NATO phonetics. Drives me nuts talking to somebody going "B as in boy. D as in, um, David. Q as in quee.. uh, no, as in.. uh, queen. Yeah, queen."

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2022 09:25 PM (nfrXX)

330 Armadillpickles are green.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 28, 2022 09:25 PM (mNhhD)

331 a mere peccadillo.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 09:25 PM (xhaym)

332 We have a bunch of turkeys around, mostly female with one male that keeps fanning out his tail feathers, the girls really don't seem too interested, he is an ugly cuss with an odd blue half face.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2022 09:25 PM (a4EWo)

333 Kleptocracy is hard to say, J45!

Seriously.. that sealed it for me. I called my husband in to watch that clip and I said I swear to God I'd rather have Kamala la ding dong than this idiot. We are so thoroughly fucked. I have to wonder.. the puppetmasters think they will escape? lol.. no you'll get fried just like the rest of us. I mean.. what am I missing here?

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 09:26 PM (nxdel)

334 PSA

If you have a smart TV, you can put Disney+ on your homescreen, then give it a rating ("I hate it" and "Offensive content" are a couple of options on Roku).

You don't have to watch a minute, but I betcha there is data being sent regarding the uninstalls.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:26 PM (rjyzh)

335 A as in asphalt
B as in Bastard
C as in Cans
D as in Richard

That's most of them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:27 PM (47w2Q)

336 If there hasn't been a Z-grade direct-to-video horror flick called Armadillo Armageddon, there should be.

There is one called Llamageddon.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2022 09:27 PM (nfrXX)

337 "K" is for Kaliman

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 09:27 PM (xhaym)

338 Dillonado?

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 09:28 PM (vrz2I)

339 Arma-Nado!!

No house is safe from nature's bowling balls!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:28 PM (47w2Q)

340 If you crossed a panda with an armadillo you'd have a parmadillo. Not that you'd want to.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 09:16 PM (vrz2I)

If you want to use just new world fauna, try crossing an armadillo with a peccary. It would be nothing Earth shattering though, just a peccadillo.
Posted by: Kindltot

aybe that's all the panda dudes need? just some hard shelled strange poontang?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 28, 2022 09:28 PM (UgAdJ)

341 Come meester kaliman, kali me bananas

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:28 PM (rjyzh)

342 > "K" is for Kaliman


Superhero by day, heartless banana boat overseer by night.

"Come Mr. Kaliman, tally me banana.... daylight come and me wanna go home...."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:29 PM (bW8dp)

343 {{Jewells}} How are you?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2022 09:29 PM (a4EWo)

344 "Come Mr. Kaliman, tally me banana.... daylight come and me wanna go home...."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:29 PM (bW8dp


Beatleguise!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:29 PM (47w2Q)

345 Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2022 09:25 PM (nfrXX)

P as in pterodactyl
G as in Gneiss
K as in knife
X as in Xerxes
V as in Nuclear Wessels

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 28, 2022 09:30 PM (x8Wzq)

346 And if you fried it with some cheese and red sauce you could have parmadillo parmigiana.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2022 09:23 PM (P1f+c)

Paging TonyPete

Parmadilllos...

Ghoulardi smoked those bad boys.

Posted by: zombie William Tecumseh Sherman at April 28, 2022 09:30 PM (BgMrQ)

347 "Porknado", a horror film about airborne feral hogs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 09:30 PM (dxC2o)

348 > Dillonado?

I think the Dildonado was that crappy AMC knockoff of the Oldsmobile Toronado.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:30 PM (bW8dp)

349 {{DDS}}!! I'm fine considering. Was thinking about you today and we are due another phone call!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 09:30 PM (nxdel)

350 Feral Hogs vs Wolves?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 09:31 PM (3NKiY)

351 /off famous Civil War General from Ohio sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 28, 2022 09:31 PM (BgMrQ)

352 Dear {{{Jewells}}}, how do you be?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 09:31 PM (hOUT3)

353 FUN FACT: The armadillo inspired the invention of the accordion.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2022 09:12 PM (XG2Fi)


My defense of the armadillo weakens. But to be fair, is there a great rock song that uses the accordion?

*Momma's Got A Squeezebox does not count*

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2022 09:32 PM (F0YaR)

354 If you crossed a panda with a zebra, would you get checks?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 09:32 PM (dxC2o)

355 Hey, Miss Kitty!

Posted by: Marshall Dillo at April 28, 2022 09:33 PM (47w2Q)

356 hordeminde is always so fun.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:33 PM (rjyzh)

357 {{Hrothgar}} I'm okay. Hope you are as well.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 09:33 PM (nxdel)

358 354 If you crossed a panda with a zebra, would you get checks?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 09:32 PM (dxC2o)

#beltedcow

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 28, 2022 09:33 PM (BgMrQ)

359 P as in pterodactyl
G as in Gneiss
K as in knife
X as in Xerxes
V as in Nuclear Wessels
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 28, 2022 09:30 PM (x8Wzq)


You narrowly avoided a lawsuit there, I nearly choked I was laughing so hard!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 09:33 PM (hOUT3)

360 A few respondents from CDC and FDA stated they felt that the potential political interference they observed resulted in the alteration or suppression of scientific findings. Some of these respondents believed that this potential political interference may have resulted in the politically motivated alteration of public health guidance or delayed publication of COVID-19-related scientific findings. -GAO

Well. We will finally get to the bottom of the Biden admin malfeasance!

In one 2020 email, former Trump scientific adviser Paul Alexander appeared to be celebrating getting the top line in one of its reports changed - writing "Small victory, but a victory nonetheless yippee!!!"

Oh. We are only concerned with one administration.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 09:34 PM (bg3iC)

361 "Porknado", a horror film about airborne feral hogs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

not well nourished angry redneck Florida Woman?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 28, 2022 09:34 PM (UgAdJ)

362 Jewells, Would love to chat soon, hubs is moving in a little over two weeks, lots to do in preparation but I (and all the kids) are at peace with the decision.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2022 09:35 PM (a4EWo)

363 Paging TonyPete

Parmadilllos...

Ghoulardi smoked those bad boys.
Posted by: zombie William Tecumseh Sherman

You're right!! I had forgotten about them.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 09:35 PM (nnLls)

364 Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 09:33 PM (nxdel)

Most excellent to hear. I am all right but in my small world Conor seems to have bounced back, so all is well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 09:35 PM (hOUT3)

365 Only two letter phonetics have not changed in US Navy/NATO use since 1913: Mike and X-ray. Quite a few were the same from 1913 until 1957, when the current phonetic code was adopted. Dog, Easy, Fox, George, Jig, King, Love, Roger, and Tare.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 09:36 PM (AMIL/)

366 Some insurance company will use an armadillo as its mascot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2022 09:37 PM (63Dwl)

367 I like how the panda video 100% justifies Jack Black's acting in the Kung Fu Panda film series.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 28, 2022 09:37 PM (W+kMI)

368 I think mastodons or giant sloths or some other megafauna ate avocados. I mean, think on it. How else did those giant pits get spread wide and far like wild apples before people?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 09:21 PM (xhaym)


A gaped Pete Buttplug? He could pass a watermelon. Whole.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2022 09:37 PM (F0YaR)

369 Hey all, any check in from Fen?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 09:37 PM (GwxCX)

370 Hey! I love that song, Armadillo By Morning. No joke. Reminds me of my son Ba, be, bb bee, bu, ba boom bam boo, you know, the thing.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at April 28, 2022 09:38 PM (vrz2I)

371 and Tare.

**

I wonder what percentage of high school and college graduates and masters degree holders could tell you what that means.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:38 PM (rjyzh)

372 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 09:34 PM (bg3iC)

Comrade Cat, if we felt you really needed the truth, we would have fed it to you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 09:38 PM (hOUT3)

373 Or spell it if told the meaning.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:38 PM (rjyzh)

374 Moderna on Thursday became the first Covid-19 vaccine manufacturer to ask the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) to approve its jab for children under 6, less than six months after the agency delayed approval for adolescents as young as 12-years-old over the risk of dangerous heart inflammation in younger patients.

The development comes after the company announced positive results in late March for a phase 2/3 study for children aged 6 months to under 6 years - which found that the vaccine had "lower efficacy" against the Omicron strain.

"Using the Phase 3 COVE study COVID-19 definition, vaccine efficacy in children 6 months to 2 years was 43.7% and vaccine efficacy was 37.5% in the 2 to under 6 years age group."


Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 09:38 PM (bg3iC)

375 Top Gun pigeon.

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2022 09:39 PM (0OP+5)

376 Keebler is an Able Baker.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2022 09:39 PM (63Dwl)

377 A gaped Pete Buttplug? He could pass a watermelon. Whole.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2022 09:37 PM (F0YaR)

Well, childbirth is hard on a guy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 09:39 PM (dxC2o)

378 Texas landowner wants Elon Musk to build new Twitter Headquarters in Tx with one stipulation.:

https://tinyurl.com/56ujzrpt

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 09:39 PM (YUtIv)

379 DDS..I'm sure it was tough. I'll text you tomorrow to see when is a good time to talk.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 09:40 PM (nxdel)

380 Moderna on Thursday became the first Covid-19 vaccine manufacturer to ask the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) to approve its jab for children under 6

**

The age group where there were what, fewer than 400 deaths nationwide over two years?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:40 PM (rjyzh)

381 Or spell it if told the meaning.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Most Transportation and Logistics MBAs couldn't, I'd bet.

Sad.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 09:40 PM (nnLls)

382 Has Steve Renilla made smoked armadillo?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 09:40 PM (eGTCV)

383 Let's just give the babies a shot of the experimental jab while in utero. I mean why not! Cuz Fauci iz sciencey!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 09:40 PM (GwxCX)

384 366 Some insurance company will use an armadillo as its mascot.
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Based on some Ohio drivers I've recently encountered, it should be an auto insurance company.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 28, 2022 09:40 PM (W+kMI)

385 It might permanently damage your childs heart, but it will reduce the chances of getting a cold from one virus by 40%!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 09:40 PM (bg3iC)

386 Hrothgar I'm so glad Conor has rebounded!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 09:40 PM (nxdel)

387 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 09:38 PM (bg3iC)

Types
*Thinks*
**Deletes**

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 09:40 PM (hOUT3)

388
I wonder what percentage of high school and college graduates and masters degree holders could tell you what that means.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

ha. was using that function on my scale last weekend to mix west systems 105 resin and 205 hardener.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 28, 2022 09:41 PM (UgAdJ)

389 > P as in pterodactyl

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the p is silent.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:41 PM (bW8dp)

390 And while the New York Times says that "Parents of the roughly 18 million youngest Americans" have been "waiting for months for pediatric doses," a CDC study revealed that throughout the entire pandemic up until January 31, 2022, there were just 2,562 children up the age of four years-old who were hospitalized with Covid-19, and just 16 deaths (2 of them from Omicron).

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 09:41 PM (bg3iC)

391 The dog saw something in the back and is barking her head off.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 09:41 PM (eGTCV)

392 I wonder what percentage of high school and college graduates and masters degree holders could tell you what that means.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:38 PM (rjyzh


I learned that in like 6th grade math.

It's the container weight so you don't get cheated at the jelly bean counter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:41 PM (47w2Q)

393 But, like we've discussed, getting the injection on the childhood vaccination schedule is crucial for legal protection against big-time financial liabilities and payouts. Once it's on the required kids' injection schedule the total lifetime payout for harm - enforced by law at the barrel of a gun - drops to $30K or so.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:41 PM (rjyzh)

394 I wonder what percentage of high school and college graduates and masters degree holders could tell you what that means.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:38 PM (rjyzh)

Well, Biblically, it means a weed. In commerce, it's the empty weight of a transport vehicle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 09:41 PM (dxC2o)

395 Posted by:
FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 09:39 PM

I hope it went well with the Doc. today.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM (GwxCX)

396 378 Texas landowner wants Elon Musk to build new Twitter Headquarters in Tx with one stipulation.:

https://tinyurl.com/56ujzrpt
======
I'm totally in favor of Musk accepting this order. Ding dong, the witch is dead!

Posted by: exdem13 at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM (W+kMI)

397 I remember the Beverly Hillbillies episode where they were smoking crawdads, and and a bunch of hippies thought it was some type of drug.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM (bW8dp)

398 391 The dog saw something in the back and is barking her head off.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 09:41 PM (eGTCV


Probably a dillo

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM (47w2Q)

399 ha. was using that function on my scale last weekend to mix west systems 105 resin and 205 hardener.
Posted by: BifBewalsk

*

I've got $1000 that says neither Joe or Karmella could tell you what it means.

(Hunter absolutely could)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM (rjyzh)

400 It causes known harm, but these fucks want to push it on kids to make a couple extra bucks.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM (bg3iC)

401 On thinking further I'm sure armadillo would be perfect for sous vide.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 09:43 PM (eGTCV)

402 380 Moderna on Thursday became the first Covid-19 vaccine manufacturer to ask the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) to approve its jab for children under 6
**
The age group where there were what, fewer than 400 deaths nationwide over two years?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukr

...and if granted, shields them from any lawsuits FOREVER!!!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 28, 2022 09:43 PM (BgMrQ)

403 Also the past tense of "tear" in Old/Middle English.

2 Kings Chapter 2
23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:43 PM (bW8dp)

404 Jewells, I am sure you can understand my feelings of relief. He is still up for more blood-tests but he is back to being "the" Conor!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 09:43 PM (hOUT3)

405 401 On thinking further I'm sure armadillo would be perfect for sous vide.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 09:43 PM (eGTCV


Mmm, well cooked leprosy!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:44 PM (47w2Q)

406 Well, Biblically, it means a weed. In commerce, it's the empty weight of a transport vehicle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

*

It would be interesting to know the history of why it was chosen. I would assume it was because everyone had at least some experience with scales and commerce back then.

IIRC the word means "something unwanted" or similar, which makes sense regarding measurements. It's interesting to consider how that ties in with a weed, too, and the relationship between it all.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:45 PM (rjyzh)

407 ...and if granted, shields them from any lawsuits FOREVER!!!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 28, 2022 09:43 PM (BgMrQ)

I'm trying to figure out how the shoehorn this non vaccine, under the laws to protect vaccine makers.

Saying a Duck is a swan, does not change the fact its a Duck.

This is NOT a vaccine as the legislators defined vaccines, when they passed that law.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 28, 2022 09:45 PM (oHd/0)

408 405 401 On thinking further I'm sure armadillo would be perfect for sous vide.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 09:43 PM (eGTCV

Mmm, well cooked leprosy!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:44 PM (47w2Q)

It's not like the meat isn't already falling off the bone...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 28, 2022 09:46 PM (BgMrQ)

409

Eh.... pigs carry all kinds of disease, but I'm not giving up my bacon, ham, and chops.

I'd be willing to try armadillo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:47 PM (bW8dp)

410 Can you imagine if the Twitter Twats had to move ot Texas? LOL, then again it sounds as if it's close enough to Austinistan that they might like it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 09:47 PM (GwxCX)

411 397 I remember the Beverly Hillbillies episode where they were smoking crawdads, and and a bunch of hippies thought it was some type of drug.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM (bW8dp)


I need to get a DVD of the first two or three seasons of The Beverly Hillbillies. Couple of years ago a cable channel briefly ran the first season, up episode 6 or 7. Stomp-down hilarious stuff. I was too young to remember the initial seasons in first-run on CBS, and I somehow missed the earliest stuff in re-runs.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (AMIL/)

412 Juanita Broaddrick
@ridgesnana

All of the Libs who own a Tesla are suddenly realizing they helped Elon buy Twitter.

https://tinyurl.com/2p88eut3

Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (FMQfH)

413 I'd be willing to try armadillo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:47 PM (bW8dp


I'm sure there are some free ones out there on the road as we type

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (47w2Q)

414 The dog saw something in the back and is barking her head off.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 09:41 PM (eGTCV


Probably a dillo
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM

I misread that as dildo.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (GwxCX)

415 My defense of the armadillo weakens. But to be fair, is there a great rock song that uses the accordion?

*Momma's Got A Squeezebox does not count*

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2022 09:32 PM (F0YaR)

KONGOS - "Come With Me Now"?

https://tinyurl.com/hjcnb8h2

Posted by: Javems at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (AmoqO)

416 This is NOT a vaccine as the legislators defined vaccines, when they passed that law.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 28, 2022 09:45 PM (oHd/0)


Definitions be flexible where graft is involved, more like suggestions IYKWIMAITTYD!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (hOUT3)

417 I'm trying to figure out how the shoehorn this non vaccine, under the laws to protect vaccine makers.

*

Friend, they outright stole an election against the most popular, most effective Republican president in modern history and the Republicans gave medals to the people who beat the sh*t out of Republican voter-protestors, shut down elementary schools for months because 80 year olds were afraid of catching a cold, and they're creating a Ministry of Truth to subvert the 1st Amendment.

That's not going to be a problem at all.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (rjyzh)

418 353 FUN FACT: The armadillo inspired the invention of the accordion.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2022 09:12 PM (XG2Fi)

My defense of the armadillo weakens. But to be fair, is there a great rock song that uses the accordion?

*Momma's Got A Squeezebox does not count*
==========
Right here, my man!
https://tinyurl.com/3wjyb4n7

Posted by: exdem13 at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (W+kMI)

419 I have a friend who used to attend Mariners games in the Kingdome with me back in 1995 when the Mariners' magical season saved baseball in Seattle and eventually led to what used to be called Safeco Field being built. We both still refer to that stadium as "The Sacred Pilings", because we used to go down and watch them build on our lunch breaks from the Seattle law firms we worked at in those years. Watched them dig the hole, drive the pilings, erect the steel, all of it. Such good, good times.

It is a fantastic place to watch a game, and those garlic fries? Divine.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (r4PDB)

420 An emotional montage shows glimpses of Alisha and her partner starting a family together, at one point greeting each other with a kiss on the lips.

The same-sex kiss first made headlines last month, when Pixar animators spoke out against Disney in an open letter obtained by Variety, saying that corporate executives had demanded cuts "from nearly every moment of overtly gay affection."

According to SlashFilm, "Lightyear" producer Galyn Susman confirmed that Alisha's kiss was initially cut from the movie. But it was later restored in light of Disney's "Don't Say Gay" controversy, when it was revealed the company had donated roughly $200,000 to Republican politicians who supported the bill, which forbids discussions of sexual orient in elementary school classrooms.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 09:49 PM (bg3iC)

421 412 Juanita Broaddrick
@ridgesnana

All of the Libs who own a Tesla are suddenly realizing they helped Elon buy Twitter.

https://tinyurl.com/2p88eut3
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (FMQfH


Ha! I hope they all trade their cars in at a loss.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:49 PM (47w2Q)

422 Probably a dillo
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM

I misread that as dildo.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (GwxCX)


A common side effect of the Horde.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:50 PM (47w2Q)

423 "Biblically, it means a weed"

We got some weed that will tare you up.

Posted by: Bubba's Buds at April 28, 2022 09:51 PM (vrz2I)

424 This Biden stuff scares the crap out of me. When dad was diagnosed with cancer and starting to show signs of mental decline, I asked our doc about it. (we had the same doc and I was mpoa.) He passed 16 of 30 on cognitive test. Broke my heart and he had no power over anyone.

We were able to keep him shielded and safe.

We are fubar.

Posted by: Infidel at April 28, 2022 09:51 PM (AhBAQ)

425 {{Fen}} I've been thinking of you all day, I hope that things went well.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2022 09:52 PM (a4EWo)

426 417
Posted by: Moron Robbie

This Moron Robbie guy gets it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 09:52 PM (hOUT3)

427 400 It causes known harm, but these fucks want to push it on kids to make a couple extra bucks.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM (bg3iC)

-------

Isn't it time we mandated the jab for any fetus that isn't aborted?

If it saves just one child ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2022 09:52 PM (FMQfH)

428 He passed 16 of 30 on cognitive test. Broke my heart and he had no power over anyone.
We were able to keep him shielded and safe.
We are fubar.
Posted by: Infidel

*

Even better?

It's on purpose. He was picked to replace Trump in part specifically because of that dementia quality.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:52 PM (rjyzh)

429 Wikipedia says there are 21 living species of armadillo and a bunch of extinct ones. I had no idea.

"Screaming hairy armadillo" is the one with the coolest name, IMO.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:53 PM (bW8dp)

430 Isn't it time we mandated the jab for any fetus that isn't aborted?

If it saves just one child ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2022 09:52 PM

My body my,,,,uuuhh wait, well that's different! Lib logic.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 09:53 PM (GwxCX)

431 We were able to keep him shielded and safe.

We are fubar.
Posted by: Infidel at April 28, 2022 09:51 PM (AhBAQ)


He damn near started a war with Russia while in Europe. If our government wasn't so corrupt he'd have been 25th ages ago.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:53 PM (47w2Q)

432 In all seriousness, they can probably just point to some government document that calls it a vaccine and say "See? It's a vaccine. The government said so."

And that's that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:54 PM (rjyzh)

433 Thanks Moron Robbie, that helps. /s

Posted by: Infidel at April 28, 2022 09:54 PM (AhBAQ)

434 429 Wikipedia says there are 21 living species of armadillo and a bunch of extinct ones. I had no idea.

---------

The Velocodillo was the holy terror of the Late Cretaceous.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2022 09:54 PM (XG2Fi)

435 An emotional montage shows glimpses of Alisha and her partner starting a family together, at one point greeting each other with a kiss on the lips.


Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 09:49 PM (bg3iC)

How do they "start a family" without a sperm donor?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 09:55 PM (dxC2o)

436 Grandmas Screaming Hairy Armadillo Aspirin Factory

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:55 PM (rjyzh)

437 Just found some prices for bulk items from Bobs Red Mill, back in November 2005. 25 pounds thick rolled oats were $12.75, now $35.83.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:55 PM (5HBd1)

438 Hairy Armadillo would be a great name for a micro-brew.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:55 PM (47w2Q)

439 I hope it went well with the Doc. today.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM (GwxCX)

That's kind of you to ask. It was a three hour appt which i went to by myself today mostly filing out paperwork and waiting. Very nice young woman doctor, You feel old when the medical people could be the age of your kids. . She wanted me to have surgery to have a complete hysterectomy and ovaries removed. Then they check the lymph nodes to see if cancer has spread. She wanted me to have it on the day or our church rummage sale, but I said I need to have it later next month. I was so tired afterwards and rather bummed, so I went to the gift shop and to cheer myself bought myself a book of devotions, earrings and a psalm word search . There was a lady in there very upset about her sick Dad in the ICU. I told her I would pray for him-Jim- and we all chatted with the very nice check out woman who said some people would think we were different because of our skin color, but we were all sisters in Christ. The two other women were black. I told her I was a pastor and she took my number in case she wanted to talk. So I guess you could say I did some ministry is always a good thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 09:56 PM (fF2aM)

440 Hairy Armadillo would be a great name for a micro-brew.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:55 PM

Or a CNN anchor.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 09:57 PM (GwxCX)

441 Thanks Moron Robbie, that helps. /s

*

Yeah, sorry. I guess I won't mention the part where VP Karmella couldn't even manage 4th place in her own state during the presidential primaries, and that was on purpose, too.

They want you to know they did it, that they can do it, and that they control so much of what you used to think was something sacred of yours.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:57 PM (rjyzh)

442 I can hear the F5s from down here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:57 PM (47w2Q)

443 424 This Biden stuff scares the crap out of me. When dad was diagnosed with cancer and starting to show signs of mental decline, I asked our doc about it. (we had the same doc and I was mpoa.) He passed 16 of 30 on cognitive test. Broke my heart and he had no power over anyone.

We were able to keep him shielded and safe.

We are fubar.

Posted by: Infidel at April 28, 2022 09:51 PM (AhBAQ)


Joe has been living the lie since forever that his ideas, if they could be implemented, would make America a paradise. After 40 or so years his ideas are finally being implemented, and they suck swamp-water. Now comes into play Joe's life-long stubbornness and belief he is a genius, combined with typical old-age stubbornness. He is NOT, repeat NOT, going to change path on anything while he is in office. We are truly fubar.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 09:57 PM (AMIL/)

444 244 Wasn't Kinky Friedman a CentralTX heeb?
Posted by: Insomniac

Kinky is my governor.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 08:47 PM (H4qIP)

I got to meet him once, during that 2006 campaign for Governor. His deal was to announce the time he would be at a popular bar in the city (this was the Flying Saucer in Ft Worth) and anybody who wanted could come and have a beer with him, while he held court and just talked about whatever he wanted to talk about. He was hilarious.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2022 09:58 PM (r46W7)

445 Oh, yes, and I have to have a bunch of other tests before the surgery.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 09:59 PM (fF2aM)

446 So I guess you could say I did some ministry is always a good thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke



Thanks for the update, Fen. I've been wondering how you're doing. You are a good egg, and we're all praying for you.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 09:59 PM (r4PDB)

447 Can you imagine if the Twitter Twats had to move ot Texas? LOL, then again it sounds as if it's close enough to Austinistan that they might like it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 09:47 PM (GwxCX

No. Please No. No more crazy Californians ruining the best state in the country...no, in the world.

Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at April 28, 2022 09:59 PM (5y7pR)

448 I told her I was a pastor and she took my number in case she wanted to talk. So I guess you could say I did some ministry is always a good thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 09:56 PM (fF2aM)

Best wishes for a successful outcome with your surgery, Fen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 09:59 PM (dxC2o)

449 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 09:56 PM (fF2aM)

You're in my thoughts and prayer Fen...

God grant you strength!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 28, 2022 09:59 PM (BgMrQ)

450 Controlled stall spiral roll is the quickest safe way down. Not always easy to do. There are requirements for if a plane loses cabin pressure the control system has to take over and descend to a safe altitude, something like 10k 15k feet. The system will use push over steady descent and pull up level out. But if a pilot wanted to descend faster he would roll into it kind of steep and pop the speedbrakes.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2022 09:59 PM (FJ81s)

451 Fenelon you are in my prayers.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 10:00 PM (nxdel)

452 Conor's the name and dog is my game,
although I felt lame, Hroth's not to blame.
He mourned my pain and now I'm on flame,
I'm runnin' and jumpin' and acting insane.

Yayyyyyy, Conor!

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2022 10:01 PM (0OP+5)

453 You are now on my prayer list Fenelon.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 10:01 PM (eGTCV)

454 Trump came in and, in two years and with both parties fighting against him and investigating him, did everything that Biden had been promising for 40 years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 10:01 PM (rjyzh)

455
451 Fenelon you are in my prayers.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 10:00 PM (nxdel

+1

God give the doctors Your Hand.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 10:01 PM (47w2Q)

456 The Indian woman story is about Indian Mary. There used to be a road named after her in Skamania WA. She was known for having multiple children, each about a year apart, all fathered by the officers at the local fort.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:14 PM (5HBd1)

I thought I knew the name of all the towns in Washington, but that's a new one.

Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at April 28, 2022 10:02 PM (5y7pR)

457 Thanks; I appreciate the kind thoughts andprayers. I wish I were less tired Getting ready for a rummage sale takes a lot of effort and the little church could use my help. They didn't tell me that because they are very nice people, but I know it anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 10:02 PM (fF2aM)

458 Fenelon , I must have missed A LOT. What is going on ? Are you ill ?

Posted by: runner at April 28, 2022 10:03 PM (V13WU)

459 I saw Madness open for The Specials at Skamania back in 83

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 10:04 PM (vrz2I)

460 My defense of the armadillo weakens. But to be fair, is there a great rock song that uses the accordion?

*Momma's Got A Squeezebox does not count*

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2022 09:32 PM (F0YaR)

KONGOS - "Come With Me Now"?

https://tinyurl.com/hjcnb8h2

Posted by: Javems at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (AmoqO)


That will do. And so will that large breasted model.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2022 10:05 PM (F0YaR)

461 Lololol

Pierced Morgan's show has seen a 70% drop in view ship since he deceptively edited the Trump interview. Fox is in discussion about what to do.


Lololol
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:16 PM (47w2Q)

What will it take for these people to believe in the Trump curse??

Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at April 28, 2022 10:05 PM (5y7pR)

462 Every time you hit F5, the ONT is delayed an additional half-second. Fact!

Posted by: mindful webworker - not disinformation at all at April 28, 2022 10:05 PM (sYSvZ)

463 Just checked the ONT oven. They're almost done!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 10:05 PM (47w2Q)

464 Posted by: runner at April 28, 2022 10:03 PM (V13WU)

Yes; I have cancer. They just don't know whether it's spread or not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 10:06 PM (fF2aM)

465 Is it soup yet?

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 10:06 PM (vrz2I)

466 Prayers ascending for you, Fen, your family and your medical providers.

Posted by: Infidel at April 28, 2022 10:06 PM (AhBAQ)

467 Best wishes for a successful outcome with your surgery, Fen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2022 10:06 PM (arJlL)

468 Fen!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 28, 2022 10:07 PM (BplZV)

469 Most gracious and merciful Heavenly Father, May it be Your Will that our sister FenelonSpoke be healed and restored to her parish and to us. She is needed. We petition on behalf of her and her family. In the holy name of our Lord Jesus Christ. Amen.

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2022 10:07 PM (0OP+5)

470 Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Oh Fen, heart-felt prayers are up for you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 10:07 PM (hOUT3)

471 469 Most gracious and merciful Heavenly Father, May it be Your Will that our sister FenelonSpoke be healed and restored to her parish and to us. She is needed. We petition on behalf of her and her family. In the holy name of our Lord Jesus Christ. Amen.
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2022 10:07 PM (0OP+5)


Beautiful. Read it three times in prayer myself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 10:08 PM (47w2Q)

472 Most gracious and merciful Heavenly Father, May it be Your Will that our sister FenelonSpoke be healed and restored to her parish and to us. She is needed. We petition on behalf of her and her family. In the holy name of our Lord Jesus Christ. Amen.

Posted by: Eromero



Well prayed, Eromero. God bless you and yours, as well.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 10:08 PM (r4PDB)

473 I'm afraid will there be an ONT while I'm asleep?

Posted by: HAL 9000 at April 28, 2022 10:09 PM (FJ81s)

474 ONT is ten minutes late.

Should we riot?

What's the protocol?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 10:09 PM (47w2Q)

475 270 Man in Thailand invents shelters for stray dogs;

https://tinyurl.com/2t64p5uc
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 08:58 PM (9pZqD)

Awww! What a sweet idea.

In our younger days, Mr. barking worked on an uber-low budget movie shot near here. The DP claimed to have hollowed out a dead armadillo and mounted its shell on a radio-controlled car chassis.

Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at April 28, 2022 10:09 PM (0udfB)

476 469
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2022 10:07 PM (0OP+5)

A righteous prayer my brother E.
Amen amen!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 10:10 PM (hOUT3)

477 I guess I'm just an ONT junkie
Hittin' F5 like a crack addicted monkey

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 28, 2022 10:11 PM (SchxB)

478 I am terribly sorry. Please get the best of care possible.

Posted by: runner at April 28, 2022 10:11 PM (V13WU)

479 Sending up prayers for Fen in her time of need, and for any other Horde members in need of God's healing hand.

Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at April 28, 2022 10:11 PM (0udfB)

480 Putin killed the ONT?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2022 10:12 PM (XG2Fi)

481 Skamania is on Highway 14. Not a lot there. Skamania is also the name of the county.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 28, 2022 10:12 PM (YynYJ)

482 Got a cherry limeade here...vodka?...rum?....gin?

Posted by: BignJames at April 28, 2022 10:12 PM (AwYPR)

483 From da rooskies...

Russian state TV presenters considered the likelihood of nuclear war on air Tuesday, and Margarita Simonyan, journalist and head of state network RT, told the audience not to worry because “we’re all going to die some day.”

If this were the bad old days, this is Russian media "prepping the population."
But these are modern times....Right?

Fucking Dems.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022 10:13 PM (axyOa)

484 I guess we should start rioting.

*tosses tissue box into fan

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 10:13 PM (47w2Q)

485 And try not to worry and burden yourself now, while you are getting treatment. There will be plenty of time for that later.

Posted by: runner at April 28, 2022 10:14 PM (V13WU)

486 ONT finally up
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=398902

Posted by: mindful webworker - gradually, then suddenly at April 28, 2022 10:14 PM (sYSvZ)

487 ONT Nood!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 10:14 PM (hOUT3)

488 So I have another prayer request. Please pray for my church. We are lacking in funds and are so small and so the denomination wants us to close. With losses of friends and family over the past couple of years it would be a bad time for some people if we close since some have spent half or all of their life there and they need to have a pastor right now. So, if you are a Christian and could pray that people would come, and find a warm place with Biblical preaching and the love of God and good fellowship and stay so that God would be glorified and Christ lifted up I would appreciate that. It's not about me; It's about Christ. We did have two new people come last week and one I could tell she was having a very hard time over something going on in her life or the world. The congregation was very nice so I hope they'll be back.

And now I'm going to bed. Thanks for having a listening ear. Sorry if I shared too much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 10:15 PM (fF2aM)

489 Prayers up for Fen.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022 10:15 PM (axyOa)

490 Thanks all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 10:17 PM (fF2aM)

491 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 09:56 PM

Prayers to you, it's a testament to you and your faith that you were still able to witness. Prayers Fen.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 10:26 PM (GwxCX)

492 145 Armadillos have reached North Georgia, though I've only seen them in roadkill form.

They will ruin your yard, that much I do know.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 28, 2022 08:17 PM (vuisn)


I've seen them (dead) on I-49 in recent years, maybe a hundred miles south of Kansas City.

Probably moving north because of climate change.

Posted by: a.moron at April 28, 2022 11:10 PM (F6Xpw)

493 I'm glad I'm not in Alec's shoes, although those shoes were taken off before taking in some terrific pussy. And some nice, how you say, coocumber.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at April 28, 2022 11:51 PM (LBiyC)

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