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Gentle Giants Cafe

motherofpearlsunset.jpg

Capybara at the dayspa.

"Hey! This little sandpiper prick stole my minnow!"

As this approaches, try to figure out, what is this going to turn out to be?

Just a couple of kids working out their two-goat dance tap-dance act.

This is what I imagine rich people's fancy dinner parties are like.

One poor pygmy goat just can't get all the way up the plank.

"That bloody kissass Nigel, always mother's pet, isn't he?"

"You're carrying a lot of tension in your chops. Do you feel a release in your chops when I do this?"

Inman: Sometimes the best man for a job is a someone who isn't a p*ssy. Nitter link

Gray whales, plus, a wild beluga whale -- not a Sea World trained whale -- just plays fetch with random humans with a rugby ball. He brings it back and everything. And lets it go.

Which most dogs will not do! (At least not without a lot of training.)

Sliding into the weekend like:

Posted by: Ace at 07:43 PM




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1 1st so will get em

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2022 07:43 PM (2JoB8)

2 I got peeps today!

Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid at April 29, 2022 07:44 PM (n/szn)

3 round em up skip

Posted by: TC at April 29, 2022 07:45 PM (/6+o5)

4 Havin a whale of a time at the HQ.

Posted by: TC at April 29, 2022 07:47 PM (/6+o5)

5 Disclose.tv @disclosetv
JUST IN - Geoff Morrell, Disney's top exec of corporate affairs, ousted after a series of public relations debacles.
5:04 PM · Apr 29, 2022·Twitter Web App

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 29, 2022 07:47 PM (UHVv4)

6 Penguins. Why does it have to be penguins?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2022 07:47 PM (PSehY)

7 Big Penguin infiltrates the Cafe through a little penguin.

But it was cute.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2022 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)

8 those otters are so gonna puke

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2022 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

9 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 07:48 PM (DBdAT)

10 I do NOT approve of this content!

Posted by: Capt. Ahab at April 29, 2022 07:49 PM (oHd/0)

11 #5 Variety on Disney firing:
https://twitter.com/Variety/status/
1520139995343847424

Geoff Morrell Out as Disney Communications Chief After Less Than 5 Months
Geoff Morrell has been pushed out as Disney Communications Chief in the wake of the botched "Don't Say Gay" response.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 29, 2022 07:50 PM (UHVv4)

12 The Beluga is having a great time playing fetch, really if nothing else these Cafe videos have given me more appreciation of animals intelligence.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2022 07:50 PM (2JoB8)

13 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 07:50 PM (arJlL)

14 After watching the walrus vid, I think I know what Krapernick's next career move is....

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 07:51 PM (arJlL)

15 I do NOT approve of this content!

Posted by: Capt. Ahab at April 29, 2022 07:49 PM (oHd/0)

Of course you don't.

Posted by: The White Whale at April 29, 2022 07:52 PM (/6+o5)

16 Widdle penguin!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 29, 2022 07:53 PM (jTmQV)

17 I coulda been second!

Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2022 07:53 PM (UnQlg)

18 So happy the penguin was included and the gannets excluded. Gannets are foul and wet their nests.

Posted by: Bird Brain at April 29, 2022 07:53 PM (g6+Ik)

19 in the cute feathered thangs department, my Canadian goose couple went five for five on eggs to goslings today. (last year they went two for three) Just did their first venture onto BigWater less than an hour ago. ...

I may get some eventful pics to KT ... but it means getting behind a screen to insert a card, copying, transferring to other computer ... my burden is so great, not sure I can bear all that suffering. (heh ... symptoms of laziness indicated)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2022 07:53 PM (Cus5s)

20 Baby penguin, whales and more whales !! Ace, you outdone yourself! *dives head first into the deep blue sea

Posted by: runner at April 29, 2022 07:53 PM (V13WU)

21 Here is a fun one. To watch the Inman video I have to log into Twitter. I did and was told my account was suspended because I violated something.

I have never written anything on Twitter.

Heh.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sings the Songs of its People! at April 29, 2022 07:54 PM (0QYMt)

22 Who thought it was a good idea to give otters popcorn?

No good can come of that.

Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2022 07:54 PM (UnQlg)

23 Ooooohhhhh, Fallujah just put out a new song.

Fallujah - Radiant Ascension

https://youtu.be/WhO-pm8_eoU

Great band. GREAT band. Their last album sucked massive donkey dick. I mean the y really deep throated it right down to the hilt. Looks like they fired that last singer who sucked, got someone with talent and are going back to what made them good. Halle-fuckin'-lujah!

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 07:55 PM (2gBtd)

24 Animal videos are agreat end of the week break. Thanks, ace!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 29, 2022 07:55 PM (+I4ai)

25 "Yep, back in college my buddies and I would get shit-housed and would go Sperm whale-tipping!! It was all the rage!"

-- Former VP Joe "Who Shit My Pants?!" Biden

Posted by: Sharkman at April 29, 2022 07:55 PM (RUM+T)

26 I did and was told my account was suspended because I violated something.

I have never written anything on Twitter.

Heh.
Posted by: Mikey NTH
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Your reputation preceded you.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2022 07:56 PM (pLj8i)

27 Wish Duncanthrax could see the baby penguin ! He would be overjoyed !!

Posted by: runner at April 29, 2022 07:56 PM (V13WU)

28 That dude just made hand babies with a penguin.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 29, 2022 07:56 PM (RUM+T)

29 Who thought it was a good idea to give otters popcorn?

No good can come of that.
Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2022 07:54 PM (UnQlg)
.......

Could've at least got them a Pepsi to wash it down.

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2022 07:57 PM (v0R5T)

30 Saw a video on YouTube not here I think of s guy who had 2 otters and made popcorn from maker, they took a few times before they ate it, first couple ran from popcorn blowing out on table.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2022 07:57 PM (2JoB8)

31 Here is a fun one. To watch the Inman video I have to log into Twitter. I did and was told my account was suspended because I violated something.

I have never written anything on Twitter.

Heh.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sings the Songs of its People!

You must look like somebody.....

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 07:58 PM (arJlL)

32 6 Penguins. Why does it have to be penguins?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2022 07:47 PM (PSehY)
\

"Kowalski - analysis. Rico - ready the dynamite. Private - cute and cuddly." - Skipper

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sings the Songs of its People! at April 29, 2022 07:58 PM (0QYMt)

33 Squeee penguin!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 29, 2022 07:58 PM (BplZV)

34 Dirty little penguin

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at April 29, 2022 07:58 PM (vrz2I)

35 It's Friday!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 29, 2022 07:59 PM (u73oe)

36 sigh

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 29, 2022 07:59 PM (K3ZCc)

37 Can't believe you guys aren't watching the NFL draft.

Posted by: BignJames at April 29, 2022 08:00 PM (AwYPR)

38 Don't say ghey. Say let them eat cake.

Posted by: Cookie Puss at April 29, 2022 08:02 PM (Xrfse)

39 I saw a video of a naked lady swimming with Beluga Whales one time (well maybe twice). Kid of sums things up.

Posted by: Javems at April 29, 2022 08:03 PM (AmoqO)

40 37 Can't believe you guys aren't watching the NFL draft.

Posted by: BignJames

Why? Makes no difference in my life. If you want to watch, watch.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 08:03 PM (Iq9dF)

41 Fallujah - Radiant Ascension

https://youtu.be/WhO-pm8_eoU

Great band. GREAT band. Their last album sucked massive donkey dick. I mean the y really deep throated it right down to the hilt. Looks like they fired that last singer who sucked, got someone with talent and are going back to what made them good. Halle-fuckin'-lujah!

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 07:55 PM (2gBtd)

Definitely interesting. Sometimes its hard to get my mind around certain bands like this, because a lot of times it just seems directionless, but this was cool. BTW, did you watch that vid of joey jordison playing with metallica?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2022 08:03 PM (VwHCD)

42 39 I saw a video of a naked lady swimming with Beluga Whales one time (well maybe twice). Kid of sums things up.

Posted by: Javems
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I saw something like that at the beginning of Jaws (and later 1941). Did not end well in Jaws.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 08:04 PM (Iq9dF)

43 Youngstown State University's mascot is Pete the Penguin. Ever been to Youngstown, OH? Should have been Don Pietro, Il Penguin, local businessman, vending machines and stuff.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 29, 2022 08:04 PM (lz5hY)

44 Geoff Morrell Out as Disney Communications Chief After Less Than 5 Months
Geoff Morrell has been pushed out as Disney Communications Chief in the wake of the botched "Don't Say Gay" response.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 29, 2022 07:50 PM


Half of his replacement (they split the position into two) is a woman that "joined Disney in April, and was previously deputy communications director for Hillary Clinton’s 2016 presidential campaign. She also served in the Obama and Biden administrations."

Pretty much says all you need to know about Disney.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2022 08:04 PM (a3Q+t)

45 Some day we're going to find some probe from a massively advanced alien race. It will contain instructions on how to build an advanced ship and how to go to their planet. After centuries of effort we'll arrive, walk up and present to the aliens the probe they sent. An alien will take the probe in his hands, arch his arms back and throw the probe back into space and then jesture back out. "Who's a good boy! Get it!"

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 08:04 PM (0fVbu)

46 Seen on Twitter:

If your college degree doesn’t have enough value for you to pay it off, it certainly doesn’t have enough value for me to pay it off.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 29, 2022 08:04 PM (sWM8x)

47 SNL Paw Patrol skit.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pBFIqRSsixE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at April 29, 2022 08:05 PM (FVME7)

48 21 Here is a fun one. To watch the Inman video I have to log into Twitter. I did and was told my account was suspended because I violated something.

I have never written anything on Twitter.

Heh.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sings the Songs of its People! at April 29, 2022 07:54 PM (0QYMt)


Hanging out with riff-raff, are we?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 29, 2022 08:05 PM (8C7+r)

49 Here is a fun one. To watch the Inman video I have to log into Twitter. I did and was told my account was suspended because I violated something.

I have never written anything on Twitter.

Heh.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sings the Songs of its People!

They got a new HMFIC over there now......

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 08:05 PM (arJlL)

50 Biden's going to get us pulled into the war in Uranus.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2022 08:05 PM (krQz2)

51 Capybara are creepy

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 29, 2022 08:06 PM (kf6Ak)

52 having any animal in ohio is abuse, somebody should rescue that bird.

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 29, 2022 08:07 PM (K3ZCc)

53 Hanging out with riff-raff, are we?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 29, 2022 08:05 PM


Is that wrong? Should I not be doing that?

Posted by: Magenta at April 29, 2022 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)

54 Geoff Morrell Out as Disney Communications Chief After Less Than 5 Months

-
I thought he communicated his thoughts and desires very well.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at April 29, 2022 08:07 PM (FVME7)

55 Can't believe you guys aren't watching the NFL draft.

Posted by: BignJames
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I used to. I gave up the NFL.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2022 08:08 PM (krQz2)

56 I saw something like that at the beginning of Jaws (and later 1941). Did not end well in Jaws.
Posted by: whig

The woman at the beginning of Jaws is the SAME woman at the beginning of 1941....

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 08:08 PM (arJlL)

57 Have they drafted the first gay trans nonbinary neurodivergent yet?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 08:09 PM (bg3iC)

58 Twitter bans folks for logging on to Twitter.

Now that's avant garde.

Posted by: klaftern at April 29, 2022 08:09 PM (taPSh)

59 52 Heh. If you're talking about Pete, frat brothers used to rescue the poor little fuck on a regular basis. Sent out hostage pix with a blindfolded Pete and the day's Youngstown Vindicator.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 29, 2022 08:10 PM (lz5hY)

60 My twitter was "suspended" forever, then it started working again about a month ago. I've never posted anything.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 29, 2022 08:11 PM (sWM8x)

61 Have they drafted the first gay trans nonbinary neurodivergent yet?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 08:09 PM (bg3iC)
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Sam whatshisname should be drafted into the NFL Gay Hall of Fame.

Football is Gay.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2022 08:11 PM (krQz2)

62 A nood would be nice!

Posted by: Squid at April 29, 2022 08:11 PM (DYKQF)

63 My twitter was "suspended" forever, then it started working again about a month ago. I've never posted anything.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 29, 2022 08:11 PM (sWM8x)
---
Predictions on if anything libs don't like happens on Twitter, whether or not they will accept the words "the algorithm ...".

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2022 08:12 PM (krQz2)

64 No, and *not* the NFL Hall of Fame. They need to have one, especially for Gay Players.

Don't you believe in Equity? (Fraternity? Liberty?)

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2022 08:13 PM (krQz2)

65 Ive looked in to local capybara laws, apparently you need a permit where i am. So i just need a permit to get one. But they don't like to be alone, so I'll need to get at least 2 or 3, and they like water, so I'll have to get a pool with a waterfall. So guess I'll have to call a pool guy.

Posted by: Rbastid at April 29, 2022 08:13 PM (DC2KL)

66 BTW, did you watch that vid of joey jordison playing with metallica?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2022 08:03 PM (VwHCD)

Hell yes! Jordison killed it.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 08:14 PM (BAmYn)

67 Squid if I'm first you got a nood

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2022 08:14 PM (2JoB8)

68
Her Majesty judged the non-champion girls today at our National Specialty. Best of Breed competition is tomorrow. I'm sure she's doing a great job.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2022 08:14 PM (/U27+)

69 Twitter bans folks for logging on to Twitter.

Now that's avant garde.
Posted by: klaftern at April 29, 2022 08:09 PM (taPSh)
---
They're waiting for membership of a spirit like Groucho Marx.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2022 08:14 PM (krQz2)

70 Naomi Wolf has romance novel hair.

Impressive.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2022 08:16 PM (mN/Jm)

71 A nood would be nice!
Posted by: Squid at April 29, 2022 08:11 PM (DYKQF)


OK. Nood!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 08:17 PM (xhaym)

72 Squid if I'm first you got a nood
Posted by: Skip

You took the words right outta my yap !

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 08:17 PM (arJlL)

73
Can't believe you guys aren't watching the NFL draft.
Posted by: BignJames at April 29, 2022 08:00 PM (AwYPR)

_________

I'd rather listen to the Collected Orations of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2022 08:17 PM (/U27+)

74 Ive looked in to local capybara laws, apparently you need a permit where i am. [ . . . ]

Posted by: Rbastid at April 29, 2022 08:13 PM (DC2KL)


Land of the "free", indeed

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 08:18 PM (xhaym)

75 I saw something like that at the beginning of Jaws (and later 1941). Did not end well in Jaws.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 08:04 PM (Iq9dF)

"Les Dents de la Mer"

Tasteful still of the naked Beluga lady.

https://tinyurl.com/6d9e8fxv

Posted by: Javems at April 29, 2022 08:18 PM (AmoqO)

76 A nood would be nice!
Posted by: Squid at April 29, 2022 08:11 PM (DYKQF)

Comin' right up!

https://tinyurl.com/pwvfnedm

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 08:18 PM (BAmYn)

77 The woman at the beginning of Jaws is the SAME woman at the beginning of 1941....

Posted by: JT
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Not that I don't believe you but I think that requires a frame by frame close study of the subject looking carefully for distinguishing marks.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 08:19 PM (Iq9dF)

78 that video was really good

Posted by: DB at April 29, 2022 08:19 PM (geLO8)

79 Can't believe you guys aren't watching the NFL draft.
Posted by: BignJames at April 29, 2022 08:00 PM (AwYPR)

_________

I'd rather listen to the Collected Orations of Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You must be Special Forces.....

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 08:19 PM (arJlL)

80 I will watch the NFL draft when they bring back guys like in the Madden era of the Raiders, or the early 70s Steelers. I would even settle for Browns "Cardiac Kids" material.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 29, 2022 08:20 PM (lz5hY)

81 62 A nood would be nice!

Posted by: Squid at April 29, 2022 08:11 PM (DYKQF)

See my #75

Posted by: Javems at April 29, 2022 08:20 PM (AmoqO)

82 Evenin Horde. I want to thank the Hordeling that said how much they liked Antwone Fisher. There was a copy at the pawn shop.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2022 08:20 PM (qEU+b)

83 Does CNN get a "misinformation waiver"?

Posted by: BignJames at April 29, 2022 08:20 PM (AwYPR)

84 Don't you believe in Equity? (Fraternity? Liberty?)
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2022 08:13 PM (krQz2)


all them things. Liberté, Fraternité, Beyoncé

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 08:20 PM (xhaym)

85 The Disney guy refused to participate in the corporate bonding canoe trip.

Posted by: klaftern at April 29, 2022 08:20 PM (taPSh)

86 The woman at the beginning of Jaws is the SAME woman at the beginning of 1941....

Posted by: JT
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Not that I don't believe you but I think that requires a frame by frame close study of the subject looking carefully for distinguishing marks.
Posted by: whig

Spielberg did it a'purpose.....

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 08:21 PM (arJlL)

87 >.Can't believe you guys aren't watching the NFL draft.
Posted by: BignJames




I quit football fandom when they incorporated race politics into the sport

Posted by: DB at April 29, 2022 08:21 PM (geLO8)

88 Youse guys are funny!

Posted by: Squid at April 29, 2022 08:22 PM (DYKQF)

89 68
Her Majesty judged the non-champion girls today at our National Specialty. Best of Breed competition is tomorrow. I'm sure she's doing a great job.

Posted by: Hadrian
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Has intersectionality of pups entered scoring yet? We need to establish which are the oppressed breeds and which are the oppressors. Equity considerations must then be applied. I'm also sure that in the interest of fairness that gender fluidity of canines must be included as a category for scoring. How else are you to know whether canine society has oppressed their sexuality.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 08:22 PM (Iq9dF)

90 Not off topic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8tpBYUIvTk

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2022 08:22 PM (krQz2)

91 A nood would be nice!

Posted by: Squid at April 29, 2022 08:11 PM (DYKQF)
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NOOD!

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2022 08:23 PM (krQz2)

92 Evenin Horde. I want to thank the Hordeling that said how much they liked Antwone Fisher. There was a copy at the pawn shop.
Posted by: Ben Had

What're YOU doin' in a pawn shop ?

Yer not pawnin' yer Heirlooms are ya ?

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 08:23 PM (arJlL)

93 Tornado on the ground to the west. Ping-pong size hail and a severe thunderstorm to the south, and another thunderstorm with 2 inch hail to the north.

Time to go.

Have a great night, everyone.

May you all be blessed with a soothing rain and sound sleep.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 29, 2022 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

94 I quit football fandom when they incorporated race politics into the sport

Posted by: DB at April 29, 2022 08:21 PM (geLO

There's still time! It's on for 4.5hrs tonight!

Posted by: BignJames at April 29, 2022 08:23 PM (AwYPR)

95 >>May you all be blessed with a soothing rain and sound sleep.

Posted by: NaCly Dog


may you still have a roof in the morning

Posted by: DB at April 29, 2022 08:24 PM (geLO8)

96 45 Some day we're going to find some probe from a massively advanced alien race. It will contain instructions on how to build an advanced ship and how to go to their planet. After centuries of effort we'll arrive, walk up and present to the aliens the probe they sent. An alien will take the probe in his hands, arch his arms back and throw the probe back into space and then jesture back out. "Who's a good boy! Get it!" Posted by: banana Dream
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Read like some short story from the golden age of sci fi. Erick Russell might have come up with that.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 08:24 PM (Iq9dF)

97 What HTML tags are used here? Brackets or pointy things?

Posted by: Squid at April 29, 2022 08:24 PM (DYKQF)

98 >.Can't believe you guys aren't watching the NFL draft.
Posted by: BignJames

The slave auction?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 29, 2022 08:24 PM (LG5dc)

99 JT, I buy all my DVD's from the pawn shop. A buck a piece.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2022 08:24 PM (qEU+b)

100 Like the pic at top
reminds me of Assateague Island

Posted by: DB at April 29, 2022 08:24 PM (geLO8)

101
Okay, this ain't funny any more. I had to get some off-road diesel for the tractors this afternoon. I nearly ran my 7710 out -- the gauge for the second tank doesn't work right, and I was figuring I had more than I did.

I had to bleed it, just a little on the low pressure feed side, but no the injectors thank God.

Anyway, full tax diesel is 5.09 per gallon here, nearly $1.40 more than gasoline. The off-road was $4.89. I paid $162 and some change for around 32- 33 gals.

Thanks Sundown, J-Pow, and Tony. Thank you very much.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 29, 2022 08:24 PM (Mzdiz)

102 Can't believe you guys aren't watching the NFL draft.
Posted by: BignJames at April 29, 2022 08:00 PM (AwYPR)

_________

I'd rather listen to the Collected Orations of Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2022 08:17 PM (/U27+)



Yoko ?

Posted by: runner at April 29, 2022 08:25 PM (V13WU)

103 >What HTML tags are used here? Brackets or pointy things?

Posted by: Squid


just copy and paste from Word

Posted by: DB at April 29, 2022 08:25 PM (geLO8)

104 93 Tornado on the ground to the west. Ping-pong size hail and a severe thunderstorm to the south, and another thunderstorm with 2 inch hail to the north.

Time to go. Have a great night, everyone. May you all be blessed with a soothing rain and sound sleep. Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Be safe and don't chase the storms in something less than an Abrams tank.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 08:25 PM (Iq9dF)

105 Spin up whale missiles one and two...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 29, 2022 08:26 PM (II3Gr)

106 just copy and paste from Word

Thanks!

Posted by: Squid at April 29, 2022 08:26 PM (DYKQF)

107 70 Naomi Wolf has romance novel hair.

Impressive.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2022 08:16 PM (mN/Jm)

Indeed it is...

Amazingly enough, she's doing the lord's work helping vet the Pfizer document.

I've watched a few videos of her being interviewed regarding this matter, and she's not an empty suit.

#whoknew

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 29, 2022 08:26 PM (BgMrQ)

108 I quit football fandom when they incorporated race politics into the sport
Posted by: DB

They need social justice umpiring. Black players and homos need only eight yards for a first down. White straight guy, twelve.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at April 29, 2022 08:26 PM (FVME7)

109 JT, I buy all my DVD's from the pawn shop. A buck a piece.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2022 08:24 PM (qEU+b)

How much for a VHS tape?

Posted by: BignJames at April 29, 2022 08:26 PM (AwYPR)

110 I quit football fandom when they incorporated race politics into the sport

Posted by: DB at April 29, 2022 08:21 PM (geLO

Chappell's race draft was just one of his classic comedy bits that should go down in history,

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 29, 2022 08:26 PM (LG5dc)

111 JT, I buy all my DVD's from the pawn shop. A buck a piece.
Posted by: Ben Had

I was just teasin' ya .....

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 08:27 PM (arJlL)

112
I told the guy at the joint I can't believe I paid that much for 30 gallons. He said, here's your receipt, you can look at that if you need convincing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 29, 2022 08:28 PM (Mzdiz)

113 BignJames, I still have a VHS copy of Reefer Madness.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2022 08:28 PM (qEU+b)

114 >> just copy and paste from Word

Thanks!

Posted by: Squid



NO NO
Don't do that

Posted by: DB at April 29, 2022 08:28 PM (geLO8)

115 Naomi was on her high school debate team. She's not a dummy but she supported Biden so.... She fooled herself and now she's terrified.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 29, 2022 08:29 PM (KAi1n)

116 Hillary/Yoko 2024 This Time They'll Pay!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at April 29, 2022 08:29 PM (FVME7)

117 I told the guy at the joint I can't believe I paid that much for 30 gallons. He said, here's your receipt, you can look at that if you need convincing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Ya shoulda got gas at the pawn shop......

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 08:30 PM (arJlL)

118
Delilah's season is just bumping along. Took her back in for another test and her progesterone was up a bit but not enough to start running around in circles. They want to see her again on Monday, by which time HM will be home.

Hope Lila doesn't take after her great-grandmother Possum. That was like an avocado ripening.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2022 08:30 PM (/U27+)

119 64 No, and *not* the NFL Hall of Fame. They need to have one, especially for Gay Players.

Don't you believe in Equity? (Fraternity? Liberty?)

Posted by: Axeman
------------------
You left out safe space and gender fluid. It can also include admitting members from oppressed groups that should have been in the NFL Hall of Fame had not patriarchy, toxic masculinity, and racialism permeated that league. Good place is to co locate it with the new homeless center established by Musk in San Fran in the soon to be vacated Twitter hq.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 08:30 PM (Iq9dF)

120 Brackets! Brackets! Save yourself from the barrel, Squid!

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 29, 2022 08:30 PM (wyw4S)

121 111 JT, I buy all my DVD's from the pawn shop. A buck a piece.
Posted by: Ben Had

I was just teasin' ya .....
Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 08:27 PM (arJlL)

Check yourself, before you wreck yourself...

Ya don't want to end up on Ben's kitchen table. You'll be missing your Dudeicles!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 29, 2022 08:30 PM (BgMrQ)

122 From WZ:

AOC: "Tired of having to collectively stress about what explosion of hate crimes is happening bc some billionaire with an ego problem unilaterally controls a massive communication platform and skews it because Tucker Carlson or Peter Thiel took him to dinner and made him feel special"

Elon Musk: "Stop hitting on me, I’m really shy"

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2022 08:30 PM (ZsR3z)

123 So is diesel more costly to refine ?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 29, 2022 08:31 PM (LG5dc)

124 Awwww,,,,BenHad wouldn't do me that way.....

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 08:32 PM (arJlL)

125 BignJames, I still have a VHS copy of Reefer Madness.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2022 08:28 PM (qEU+b)

The piano player deserved an oscar.

Posted by: BignJames at April 29, 2022 08:32 PM (AwYPR)

126 112 Publius, my apartment manager is an old over the road owner operator. At one time he had three tractors running, mostly hauling produce out of SOCAL to the east coast. He still keeps track of things, and said with fuel (the biggy) and maintenance inflation, he would be bankrupt in Albuquerque.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 29, 2022 08:32 PM (lz5hY)

127 124 Awwww,,,,BenHad wouldn't do me that way.....
Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 08:32 PM (arJlL)

...LOL

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 29, 2022 08:32 PM (BgMrQ)

128 " told the guy at the joint I can't believe I paid that much for 30 gallons."

I tend to think "glad I got rid of some of those soon worthless paper dollars and got something tangible for them".

Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2022 08:33 PM (Cus5s)

129 NO NO
Don't do that

I’ve heard that before.

Posted by: Squid at April 29, 2022 08:33 PM (DYKQF)

130 AOC: "Tired of having to collectively stress about what explosion of hate crimes is happening bc some billionaire with an ego problem unilaterally controls a massive communication platform and skews it because Tucker Carlson or Peter Thiel took him to dinner and made him feel special"



somebody is a bit jealous that nobody ever took her to dinner to feel special, before taking her home to have his friends and family run train

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 29, 2022 08:33 PM (K3ZCc)

131 I saw a video of a naked lady swimming with Beluga Whales one time (well maybe twice).

Was it Hillary? How could you tell them apart?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2022 08:33 PM (ZsR3z)

132 >> So is diesel more costly to refine ?

No, it is less refined than gasoline and used to be cheaper. I don't remember when it became more expensive, and what the explanation is.

Don't know if it has something to do with low sulfur requirements or what.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 29, 2022 08:34 PM (Mzdiz)

133 saw a video of a naked lady swimming with Beluga Whales one time (well maybe twice).



there was no lady there

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 29, 2022 08:34 PM (K3ZCc)

134
"Tired of having to collectively stress about what explosion of hate crimes is happening"

_________

Every "hate crime" against a Diversity group is fake until proved otherwise in a court of law.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2022 08:35 PM (/U27+)

135 test guess

Posted by: Squid at April 29, 2022 08:35 PM (DYKQF)

136 112 Publius, my apartment manager is an old over the road owner operator. At one time he had three tractors running, mostly hauling produce out of SOCAL to the east coast. He still keeps track of things, and said with fuel (the biggy) and maintenance inflation, he would be bankrupt in Albuquerque.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door

Sounds like the blurb for a Romance Novel....or a Country Song.....

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 08:35 PM (arJlL)

137 >>

'twas a mermaid

Posted by: DB at April 29, 2022 08:35 PM (geLO8)

138 somebody is a bit jealous that nobody ever took her to dinner to feel special, before taking her home to have his friends and family run train

Posted by: confederatefifth
----------------
You could volunteer for that dangerous mission, you might not come back, perhaps, well parts of you might not come back from those chompers, but it would have been for a good cause.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 08:35 PM (Iq9dF)

139 Read like some short story from the golden age of sci fi. Erick Russell might have come up with that.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 08:24 PM (Iq9dF)


Into Your Tent I Will Creep is one of the creepy stories. I am not sure he liked dogs.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 08:36 PM (xhaym)

140 watch out!

Posted by: Squid at April 29, 2022 08:36 PM (DYKQF)

141 I won’t try emojis or ampersands

Posted by: Squid at April 29, 2022 08:36 PM (DYKQF)

142
So is diesel more costly to refine?

_________

Federal taxes and federal regulations on sulfur.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2022 08:37 PM (/U27+)

143 publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Getting the sulfur out is expensive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 29, 2022 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

144
This AOC. Bring her to me. I've stuck my dick in much crazy before. I like a challenge.

Posted by: Elon M. at April 29, 2022 08:38 PM (Mzdiz)

145 Date night with AOC. You meet her at the stop sign she is sitting at, waiting for it to change.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 29, 2022 08:38 PM (lz5hY)

146 Thank you bluebell! I guessed before I saw your comment. Lucky

Posted by: Squid at April 29, 2022 08:38 PM (DYKQF)

147 Hell yes! Jordison killed it.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 08:14 PM (BAmYn)

Check out this drum cam from creeping death. You can hear the power of the drums without the mikes and see the serious power of his bass drums. I couldn't hear this in the normal vid, as if the PA couldn't even process it. He was a frigging animal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YTdmZaJrPY

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2022 08:38 PM (VwHCD)

148 Have her washed and brought to my tent.

Posted by: DB at April 29, 2022 08:39 PM (geLO8)

149 Into Your Tent I Will Creep is one of the creepy stories. I am not sure he liked dogs.

Posted by: Kindltot
--------------
I like Diabologic.

One of the creepier horror short stories that I read was an Ornament to His Profession by Charles Harness. Same compilation had a decent horror story out of Harlan Ellison. Think the compilation was title Demons. If you like good v. evil, then Manly Wade Wellman's Silver John series is excellent. His earlier Thunstone series is not bad but Silver John is excellent.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 08:39 PM (Iq9dF)

150 This AOC. Bring her to me. I've stuck my dick in much crazy before. I like a challenge.

Posted by: Elon M. at April 29, 2022 08:38 PM (Mzdiz)

Just heard her say she's a "woman of color".

Posted by: BignJames at April 29, 2022 08:40 PM (AwYPR)

151
Have her debarked, washed and brought to my tent.

Fix'd

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2022 08:41 PM (/U27+)

152 I won’t try emojis or ampersands
Posted by: Squid at April 29, 2022 08:36 PM


&

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2022 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)

153 she is not su much a woman of color as a woman of tanning booth

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 29, 2022 08:42 PM (K3ZCc)

154 there is a lot of murdering in houston

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 29, 2022 08:43 PM (K3ZCc)

155 145 Date night with AOC. You meet her at the stop sign she is sitting at, waiting for it to change.

Posted by: bill in arkansas
--------------------
Good joke. Funny but illustrating how good rhetoric is employed to underline basic truths.

BTW, I grew up as an Arkansan up to the Clinton era.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 08:44 PM (Iq9dF)

156
Put her in a Princess Leia slave outfit with a leash. She will grovel at my feet in the throne room.

Posted by: Elon M. at April 29, 2022 08:44 PM (Mzdiz)

157 Have her debarked, washed and brought to my tent.



dude, we are just savages, we are not the chinese

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 29, 2022 08:45 PM (K3ZCc)

158 >>Put her in a Princess Leia slave outfit with a leash. She will grovel at my feet in the throne room.



no no
I want Naughty Secretary

Posted by: DB at April 29, 2022 08:45 PM (geLO8)

159 156
Put her in a Princess Leia slave outfit with a leash. She will grovel at my feet in the throne room.

Posted by: Elon M.
-------------------
Make sure to reject the bots as a present from some hooded antifa and get rid of the Dorsey in Carbonite before you bring her in.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 08:46 PM (Iq9dF)

160 nobody wants to actually do her we just want to see her tits

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 29, 2022 08:46 PM (K3ZCc)

161 I won’t try emojis or ampersands
Posted by: Squid at April 29, 2022 08:36 PM


You'll get there, young Padawan.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2022 08:47 PM (a3Q+t)

162 there is a lot of murdering in houston
Posted by: confederatefifth
-----------

We're up to at least 6 homicides for April in Austin, including my co-worker and her 14 year old son.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 29, 2022 08:48 PM (UUBmN)

163 Diablogic is OK, have you read Mission of Ignorance by Christopher Anvil?
My two favorite Analog writers were Anvil and Erick Frank Russell.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 08:48 PM (xhaym)

164 >>You'll get there, young Padawan.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2022 08:47 PM (a3Q+t)



ok perfesser
show me how to make superscript TM

I like that one

Posted by: DB at April 29, 2022 08:48 PM (geLO8)

165 You'll get there, young Padawan.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2022 08:47 PM (a3Q+t)
ok perfesser
show me how to make superscript TM
I like that one

fwiw, it is not the use of frivolous characters that defineyou as old horde

it is writing your nic without caps

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 29, 2022 08:51 PM (K3ZCc)

166 lin-duh, no words.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2022 08:52 PM (qEU+b)

167 I’m not going in the barrel. I’ve heard the rumors of Ewok fur and ValuRite

Posted by: Squid at April 29, 2022 08:53 PM (DYKQF)

168 My two favorite Analog writers were Anvil and Erick Frank Russell.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 08:48 PM (xhaym)

Never trust a guy with three first names.

Posted by: The White Whale at April 29, 2022 08:54 PM (/6+o5)

169 Nope, never read Anvil as far as I know despite having several Analog compilations. I'll try to locate some of his writings. I will also look up the Russell short story you cited.

H. Beam Piper was one of my favorites as is Heinlein before the 70's hit but reading Time Enough for Love once was enough for me. I Will Fear no Evil was trash for the most part.

Creation took Eight Days is a creepy take by Heinlein on the spate of flying saucer stories reported in the press in the 40's.

A favorite short story of Piper for me is Day of the Moron where societal dysfunction leads to disaster.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 08:54 PM (Iq9dF)

170 show me how to make superscript TM

Copy/Paste™
Or hold down alt and type 0153 on your number pad™

Posted by: NR Pax at April 29, 2022 08:55 PM (I7v5a)

171 I’m not going in the barrel. I’ve heard the rumors of Ewok fur and ValuRite
Posted by: S


it is not really your choice, it is an algorithm

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 29, 2022 08:55 PM (K3ZCc)

172

Posted by: DB at April 29, 2022 08:55 PM (geLO8)

173 huh
thanks

Posted by: DB at April 29, 2022 08:56 PM (geLO8)

174 I think though that Podkayne is probably one of Heinlein's more underrated short novels with complex characters and lessons for both children and parents. The editor though from reading about it improved the ending.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 08:56 PM (Iq9dF)

175 i can haz italikz?

Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2022 08:59 PM (oXNqT)

176 I’m not going in the barrel. I’ve heard the rumors of Ewok fur and ValuRite
Posted by: Squid

Bah ! Its really a big casino where everything's free !

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 08:59 PM (arJlL)

177 it is not really your choice, it is an algorithm

Just happy my hash has changed so I can post!

Posted by: Squid at April 29, 2022 09:00 PM (DYKQF)

178 I think dolfins are not intelligent beings. They might have intelligence but if you watch them, they're not the brightest.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at April 29, 2022 09:01 PM (hlqhT)

179 You left out safe space and gender fluid. It can also include admitting members from oppressed groups that should have been in the NFL Hall of Fame had not patriarchy, toxic masculinity, and racialism permeated that league. Good place is to co locate it with the new homeless center established by Musk in San Fran in the soon to be vacated Twitter hq.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 08:30 PM (Iq9dF)
---
Also the Performantist normalcy has to go!

We need a more inclusive NFL!

Why just football-guys?!

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2022 09:02 PM (krQz2)

180 it is not really your choice, it is an algorithm

Al Gore don't HAVE rhythm !

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 09:03 PM (arJlL)

181 I think dolfins are not intelligent beings. They might have intelligence but if you watch them, they're not the brightest.
Posted by: Jimco Industries
___

Can say the same for people.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 29, 2022 09:03 PM (RU4sa)

182 I read a decent small novel by Petter Watts titled "The Freeze-Frame Revolution". It follows people on a spaceship doing their job. The fact that it takes hundreds of thousands and many millions of years to get anywhere is a central part of the book.

So it's all the original workers but they are put to sleep for great spans of time and only occasionally woke up to do things. Since they left they've never once heard back from earth. They are building transportation gates back to earth but the only thing that ever meets them at the gates they build are monstrous nightmare leviathans that know them and wait for them on the other side and immediately attack. They call them demons. But that isn't the main point of the novel and is just a backdrop to the question of how these individuals handle their never-ending mission across the galaxy.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 09:03 PM (qsj+f)

183 Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis FLYTE TYME MIX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1cR36hgvRo

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 29, 2022 09:04 PM (RU4sa)

184 Ok, he doesn't have that many 't's. It's Peter Watts.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 09:05 PM (qsj+f)

185 What's this "NFL" you speak of?

Posted by: FriscoYoda at April 29, 2022 09:05 PM (+56GQ)

186 SMH!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2022 09:05 PM (qEU+b)

187 Hey Ben Had. : )

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 29, 2022 09:06 PM (1+5Xl)

188 Baking browned butter chocolate chip cookies.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 29, 2022 09:06 PM (1+5Xl)

189 No, it is less refined than gasoline and used to be cheaper. I don't remember when it became more expensive, and what the explanation is.

Don't know if it has something to do with low sulfur requirements or what.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 29, 2022 08:34 PM (Mzdiz)

Yup, Fed Gov regulations made it more expensive.

Posted by: Capt. Ahab at April 29, 2022 09:07 PM (oHd/0)

190 185 What's this "NFL" you speak of?
Posted by: FriscoYoda at April 29, 2022 09:05 PM (+56GQ)

National Felons League?

Posted by: Capt. Ahab at April 29, 2022 09:08 PM (oHd/0)

191 The code for the trademark superscript is & trade ; without the spaces.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 29, 2022 09:09 PM (II3Gr)

192 I have been cutting, dragging at burning downed trees all day. Yeah, still burning Hurricane Sally debris. There was that much. The good news is that it's at least 90% done. The bad news is that tomorrow is the last day to burn before the Summer Burn Ban that lasts until November.

Or maybe that's the good news.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2022 09:09 PM (yQpMk)

193 For example:

Our Betters™

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 29, 2022 09:10 PM (II3Gr)

194 If you like good v. evil, then Manly Wade Wellman'sSilver John series is excellent. His earlier Thunstone series is not bad but Silver John is excellent.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 08:39 PM (Iq9dF)


whig, haven't heard that name for far too long, now I have to track this down!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 29, 2022 09:10 PM (hOUT3)

195 Test of CR

Posted by: G'rump928© at April 29, 2022 09:11 PM (yQpMk)

196 Hey Hrothgar!

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 29, 2022 09:11 PM (1+5Xl)

197 ©

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2022 09:11 PM (yQpMk)

198 Ben Had ,
It happened last Friday afternoon. She was in the office until around 1ish then left to get her son for a Dr's appointment. Then grabbed some groceries and went home. Her new husband was waiting and when she asked why he was sitting in the dark he shot both of them.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 29, 2022 09:11 PM (UUBmN)

199 The code for the trademark superscript is & trade ; without the spaces.

You mean like this?

Trademark &trade

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 29, 2022 09:12 PM (SchxB)

200 Yup, Fed Gov regulations made it more expensive.

Posted by: Capt. Ahab at April 29, 2022 09:07 PM (oHd/0)


Oh come on man, that can't be right!

Oh wait...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 29, 2022 09:13 PM (hOUT3)

201 Yeah, I screwed that up, so I'll try it again ™

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 29, 2022 09:14 PM (SchxB)

202 I've seen a couple of videos of our new Minister of Truthiness, Nina Jankowicz, singing propaganda songs, and I've also read a small collection of her Tweets. I'm glad she doesn't believe in hiding her, uh, talents under a basket. The fact that she simply can't, or won't, shut up promises no end of amusement, inasmuch as she's clearly nuts. She sort of reminds me of Dick Shawn's hippie Hitler in The Producers.

Posted by: Paco at April 29, 2022 09:14 PM (njExo)

203 That's horrible, lin-duh.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 29, 2022 09:14 PM (1+5Xl)

204 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YTdmZaJrPY
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2022 08:38 PM (VwHCD)

Look at 'im go!

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 09:16 PM (ly5N5)

205 Baking browned butter chocolate chip cookies.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet


{{{SMH}}}
I'll be right over!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 29, 2022 09:17 PM (hOUT3)

206 What HTML tags are used here? Brackets or pointy things?
Posted by: Squid
-----
just copy and paste from Word
Posted by: DB

but first you need to ctrl-a the comment section.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 29, 2022 09:17 PM (4ELCW)

207 Not only does the low sulphur requirement make diesel more expensive it also makes it harder on the engine unless you add an additive to provide the lubrication factor that the sulphur used to take care of. Used to be, only needed an additive for anti-gelling in cold weather. Now, good idea to use one all year round.

I am hoping to keep my somewhat older p/u going and at least avoid having to buy DEF along with the diesel like the newer models have to do.

I forget exactly what pollution sulphur was supposedly causing, maybe acid rain.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 29, 2022 09:17 PM (3cGpq)

208 Super sweet girl. Always had a smile. She was a sweet kind soul. Why she got involved with that scumbag...we'll never know. Christina Michelle Limon RIP

Posted by: lin-duh at April 29, 2022 09:17 PM (UUBmN)

209 This 3 part series that a Moron posted earlier was a fascinating read

https://bityl.co/C11A

Water is powerful.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2022 09:18 PM (yQpMk)

210 > Manly Wade Wellman's

"Manly"? "WellMAN"?

Posted by: Easily Triggered Prog at April 29, 2022 09:18 PM (bW8dp)

211 & privledge check?

&&&&&&&

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 29, 2022 09:19 PM (4ELCW)

212 [&trade]

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 29, 2022 09:19 PM (LN3uv)

213 SMH did you feel the earth move? Small earthquake in your area.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 29, 2022 09:19 PM (nxdel)

214

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 29, 2022 09:19 PM (hOUT3)

215 "Peter Watts" is a measure of power consumption, used primarily in the vibrator industry.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2022 09:20 PM (bW8dp)

216 214
Yowza!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 29, 2022 09:20 PM (hOUT3)

217 What HTML tags are used here? Brackets or pointy things?
Posted by: Squid


Use a cell phone and just use your keyboard. 😂

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2022 09:20 PM (H4qIP)

218 > Yup, Fed Gov regulations made it more expensive.

Wow... first time that ever happened, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2022 09:21 PM (bW8dp)

219 Both sides of the family had a nice dinner and the adults started talking about how far the Overton Window has moved that Clinton's and the Democrat platform in the 90's resembled that of a Paleocon. Clinton, while vile and evil, was a pragmatist and cared about the working class.
We all agreed that Bill Clinton governed to the Right of Conservatives who were made up of NeoCoons and Free Traders and illegal and legal immigration and Corporations are our Frens factions.
Crazy. Got pinch off this last grizzy and get back for seconds.

Posted by: The Vooter at April 29, 2022 09:21 PM (8lGh5)

220 nic update

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (4ELCW) - at April 29, 2022 09:21 PM (4ELCW)

221 Just looked upthread. Lin-duh.. how awful

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 29, 2022 09:21 PM (nxdel)

222 minx .8 seems to fixed some of the unicode issue. But only in the comment box. It still erases everything in the name field if you embed unicode there.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2022 09:22 PM (yQpMk)

223 Got pinch off this last grizzy

Amber Heard posts here?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 29, 2022 09:23 PM (BplZV)

224 MH did you feel the earth move? Small earthquake in your area.
Posted by: Jewells45
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Nope.

Checking it out now.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 29, 2022 09:24 PM (1+5Xl)

225 Got pinch off this last grizzy

No way am I googling that phrase.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2022 09:24 PM (yQpMk)

226 Huh, in StL.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 29, 2022 09:24 PM (1+5Xl)

227 Huh, in StL.


and so it begins

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2022 09:25 PM (yQpMk)

228 Her son Xavier was 14...

Posted by: lin-duh at April 29, 2022 09:25 PM (UUBmN)

229 206 What HTML tags are used here? Brackets or pointy things?
Posted by: Squid
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just copy and paste from Word
Posted by: DB

but first you need to ctrl-a the comment section.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 29, 2022 09:17 PM (4ELCW)

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Alas, that is no more...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 29, 2022 09:25 PM (CAJOC)

230 and so it begins
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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I'll worry when the Gateway Arch collapses.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 29, 2022 09:26 PM (1+5Xl)

231 and so it begins
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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I'll worry when the Gateway Arch collapses.
Posted by: SMH

And the Mississippi River floods Webster Groves.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2022 09:28 PM (H4qIP)

232 Alas, that is no more...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 29, 2022 09:25 PM (CAJOC)
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Yes, Ace was no respecter of the long tradition of "posting the thread".

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2022 09:28 PM (krQz2)

233 and so it begins

Yes.

Posted by: That so it begins guy at April 29, 2022 09:29 PM (Xrfse)

234 >>> This 3 part series that a Moron posted earlier was a fascinating read

https://bityl.co/C11A

Water is powerful.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2022 09:18 PM (yQpMk)


There's an interesting history book named "Rising Tide" that talks about the history of a lot of that. Its been a while since I read it, dang, 20 years maybe, but I thought it was well written and engaging.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 09:29 PM (0fVbu)

235 And the Mississippi River floods Webster Groves.
Posted by: rickb223
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That would be a helluva flood.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 29, 2022 09:30 PM (1+5Xl)

236 Huh, in StL.
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 29, 2022 09:24 PM (1+5Xl)
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In Bavaria--yah, In Bavaria--where the mountains come out of the ground.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2022 09:30 PM (krQz2)

237 It's sad to see that Sandy Cortez, at her advanced age, has not yet been schooled in the art of the cock.

Those titty-boy trans will get you nowhere.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 29, 2022 09:31 PM (LkM8p)

238 and so it begins

Yes.
Posted by: That so it begins guy at April 29, 2022 09:29 PM (Xrfse)

Or maybe it's the end...of the beginning.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 09:31 PM (hyras)

239 It's the beginning of the middle.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2022 09:32 PM (yQpMk)

240 232 Alas, that is no more...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 29, 2022 09:25 PM (CAJOC)
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Yes, Ace was no respecter of the long tradition of "posting the thread".
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2022 09:28 PM (krQz2)

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It was fine (and hilarious) when done on accident, but once the troll latched onto it, that was all she wrote.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 29, 2022 09:33 PM (CAJOC)

241 I keep thinking it is Saturday. It's not, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2022 09:33 PM (yQpMk)

242 Did someone say art of the cock?!?

https://tinyurl.com/2ud38dc5

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 09:33 PM (hyras)

243 Or maybe it's the end...of the beginning.
Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 09:31 PM (hyras)
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I think it's the ending of the second part which begins the beginning of the ending.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2022 09:33 PM (krQz2)

244 JUST IN - Geoff Morrell, Disney's top exec of corporate affairs, ousted after a series of public relations debacles.
5:04 PM · Apr 29, 2022·Twitter Web App
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 29, 2022 07:47 PM (UHVv4)

Meh. Get back to me when all of Disney's execs have been fed through a wood chipper, made into chum for sharks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 09:34 PM (kzf+n)

245 Today is Friday, June 27th.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 09:34 PM (hyras)

246 This is how Thundarr the Barbarian started out.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 29, 2022 09:35 PM (FZ0w4)

247 182. I read a decent small novel by Petter Watts titled "The Freeze-Frame Revolution". It follows people on a spaceship doing their job. The fact that it takes hundreds of thousands and many millions of years to get anywhere is a central part of the book. - banana Dream

The concept sounds fascinating. Looking forward to reading it.

Posted by: Paco at April 29, 2022 09:35 PM (njExo)

248 That would be a helluva flood.
Posted by: SMH


River supposedly changed course when the last big quake popped off. At Cairo?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2022 09:36 PM (H4qIP)

249 I am here at the terminal waiting for my late flight while basking in the freedom of masklessness.

I have noticed maybe a third of people still wearing masks. My favorites are the ones walking around with their masks below their noses. Why even bother?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 09:36 PM (JEgvo)

250 Working Nitter link for the Inman video:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/478mjeds

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 29, 2022 09:37 PM (DTX3h)

251 I have noticed maybe a third of people still wearing masks. My favorites are the ones walking around with their masks below their noses. Why even bother?

People stare when they have a pacifier in their mouths, so the mask is the next best thing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 29, 2022 09:37 PM (SchxB)

252 🍆

Posted by: The Paolo at April 29, 2022 09:38 PM (bW8dp)

253 >>> I think it's the ending of the second part which begins the beginning of the ending.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2022 09:33 PM (krQz2)


It's the part of the intermission where you suddenly have to go to the bathroom but you know if you leave now you won't get back before the play starts but that just makes you need to go even more. Maybe there won't be a line. [narrator: there was a very long line]

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 09:38 PM (0fVbu)

254 Why even bother?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin')


The sheep mentality runs deep in the psyche!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 29, 2022 09:38 PM (hOUT3)

255 🍑

Posted by: The Paolo at April 29, 2022 09:39 PM (bW8dp)

256 No, and *not* the NFL Hall of Fame. They need to have one, especially for Gay Players.

Don't you believe in Equity? (Fraternity? Liberty?)
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2022 08:13 PM (krQz2)

Wouldn't the gay players be in the Hall of Flame?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 09:40 PM (kzf+n)

257 🍆
Posted by: The Paolo at April 29, 2022 09:38 PM (bW8dp)
🍑
Posted by: The Paolo at April 29, 2022 09:39 PM (bW8dp)

This is turning into a rather odd fruit salad.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 09:40 PM (hyras)

258 194 If you like good v. evil, then Manly Wade Wellman'sSilver John series is excellent. His earlier Thunstone series is not bad but Silver John is excellent.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 08:39 PM (Iq9dF)

whig, haven't heard that name for far too long, now I have to track this down!
=========
Hrothgar, I own and can recommend this collection of all the Silver John short stories.
https://tinyurl.com/5n8ecsvj
Wellman wrote some Silver John novels too. Ionly have one in paperback, the others I read from the library some time ago.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 29, 2022 09:41 PM (W+kMI)

259 > Wouldn't the gay players be in the Hall of Flame?

Now, now... let's not be mean to Calgary.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2022 09:41 PM (bW8dp)

260 Tasteful still of the naked Beluga lady.

https://tinyurl.com/6d9e8fxv

Posted by: Javems at April 29, 2022 08:18 PM (AmoqO)

Are there any tasteless one? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 09:41 PM (kzf+n)

261
This is turning into a rather odd fruit salad.
Posted by: Robert

not quite frank and beans, eve if it is Paolo

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (4ELCW) - at April 29, 2022 09:42 PM (4ELCW)

262 Thanks AJB. But why did the first nitter link that didn't take forever to load for me have to be snakes?.

Posted by: me and Indiana Jones at April 29, 2022 09:42 PM (3cGpq)

263 So,

I've had this rolling thought/conversation that may be completely off thread about...."Bells". Historically speaking, the impact on a society where bells were included in the daily functioning and to a large part drove people about their day to day activities under the tolling of bells at certain times of the day. Sailors at sea responded to a sequence of bells that not only told them the time of day ,but also changes in shifts topside and alarms to fires onboard or approaching threats.
I will stop here as I want to flesh this out a bit more

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2022 09:42 PM (J00IM)

264

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Posted by: The Paolo at April 29, 2022 09:38 PM (bW8dp)
��
Posted by: The Paolo at April 29, 2022 09:39 PM (bW8dp)

This is turning into a rather odd fruit salad.
Posted by: Robert

Balance of Nature

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2022 09:43 PM (63Dwl)

265 Poo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2022 09:43 PM (63Dwl)

266 BELLS.PISS.ME.OFF.

Posted by: Daenerys Targaryen at April 29, 2022 09:44 PM (yQpMk)

267 I find it "odd" that the people that are proudly, thoroughly against individualism in every single possible respect, simultaneously decided that everyone should get their own pronouns.

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2022 09:44 PM (dscaa)

268 239 It's the beginning of the middle.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2022 09:32 PM (yQpMk)

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reminds me of one of my favorite Firefly quotes

"My days of not taking you seriously are certainly comin' to a middle"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 29, 2022 09:44 PM (CAJOC)

269 265

Hello Bert....

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2022 09:45 PM (J00IM)

270 I think it's the ending of the second part which begins the beginning of the ending.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2022 09:33 PM
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You fuckers just don't get it!

Posted by: Zeno at April 29, 2022 09:45 PM (krQz2)

271 This is turning into a rather odd fruit salad.
Posted by: Robert

not quite frank and beans, eve if it is Paolo
Posted by: BifBewalski


🌭 🫘

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2022 09:46 PM (H4qIP)

272 No, it is less refined than gasoline and used to be cheaper. I don't remember when it became more expensive, and what the explanation is.

Don't know if it has something to do with low sulfur requirements or what.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 29, 2022 08:34 PM (Mzdiz)

Seems they are now pricing liquid hydrocarbons on energy content, expressed as the heat of combustion.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 09:47 PM (kzf+n)

273 6 Penguins. Why does it have to be penguins?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2022 07:47 PM (PSehY)


Those comic, flightless, web-footed little bastards...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 29, 2022 09:48 PM (DTX3h)

274 Do we have a little Edmonton / Calgary rivalry going on here? Hosers.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 29, 2022 09:48 PM (LkM8p)

275 266
Now..now,

was speaking historically...yet even to this day of digital, global, electronic phone tones....we humans still respond to bells.

Why is that?

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2022 09:48 PM (J00IM)

276 When is the NFL going to select the first trans-man?

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2022 09:49 PM (krQz2)

277
The last time I bought eggs at Costco, 4 weeks ago, they were $2.99 for 2 Dozen. Today: $3.79.

That's +27% since the beginning the April.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 29, 2022 09:50 PM (QI+/m)

278 🌋

Posted by: FriscoYoda at April 29, 2022 09:50 PM (+56GQ)

279 263 Historically speaking, the impact on a society where bells were included in the daily functioning and to a large part drove people about their day to day activities under the tolling of bells at certain times of the day.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2022 09:42 PM (J00IM)


Historically speaking, I once rolled into a small German town. Late, tired, and jetlagged.

The next morning, I was woken by very loud bells from a church less than half a small block away. At 6:00 AM local time.

Posted by: Splunge at April 29, 2022 09:50 PM (71xoW)

280 Not long a go, when gas was less than $2.00/gal, diesel was almost the same price as gas. Now it's back up to almost a dollar more. Not sure why.

Posted by: Javems at April 29, 2022 09:51 PM (AmoqO)

281 I do NOT approve of this content!

Posted by: Capt. Ahab
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We damned sure don't.

Posted by: Crew of the Essex at April 29, 2022 09:51 PM (l0mb7)

282 When is the NFL going to select the first trans-man?

Soon.

Posted by: NASCAR at April 29, 2022 09:52 PM (Xrfse)

283
btw, Heating Oil is $6.09/gal.
We still use our heat here in MA until June because the nights still get cold.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 29, 2022 09:52 PM (QI+/m)

284 A lovely young adventurous lady struck up a conversation with me and we ended up talking until she had to board her flight.

She's going to University in South Africa to study to be a vet because it's way too expensive here. She said it costs as much $300K here for the vet Dr degree! Anyway, she loves traveling and it was lovely to hear of all the places she has been. And I didn't get the impression that she made a lot of money either. She seems to just love traveling and figures it out.

She's not that young - early 30s - and I'm impressed that even though she had an unplanned break in her undergrad journey, she is still pursuing her dreams.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 09:53 PM (JEgvo)

285 Seems they are now pricing liquid hydrocarbons on energy content, expressed as the heat of combustion.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 09:47 PM (kzf+n)


Well as long as there is a scientific basis...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 29, 2022 09:53 PM (hOUT3)

286 The next morning, I was woken by very loud bells from a church less than half a small block away. At 6:00 AM local time.
Posted by: Splunge at April 29, 2022 09:50 PM (71xoW)

Better than the Muslim call to prayer.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 29, 2022 09:53 PM (eGTCV)

287 279

Well then...you were subjected to local norms that probably date back to the 16th century if not earlier...

History at times still lives my friend.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2022 09:54 PM (J00IM)

288 The next morning, I was woken by very loud bells from a church less than half a small block away. At 6:00 AM local time.

Posted by: Splunge at April 29, 2022 09:50 PM (71xoW)

Spent a week basically across the street form the Notre Dame Cathedral. They rang the bells often. Apartments there are pretty well insulated though.

Posted by: Javems at April 29, 2022 09:55 PM (AmoqO)

289 I love the smell of deisel exhaust, after all I am a heavy equipment operator at heart. But for the first time in years Mrs. E and me are without a big old F250 deisel gaiaa-stomping 4wd. We have a couple F150s but it's not the same. I miss th aggrivated looks prius drivers give diesel trucks.

Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2022 09:55 PM (0OP+5)

290 209 This 3 part series that a Moron posted earlier was a fascinating read

https://bityl.co/C11A

Water is powerful.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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Silly humans, think that they can control mother nature.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2022 09:55 PM (pLj8i)

291 She's not that young - early 30s

lmao!! Oh good Lord chique I don't mean to laugh but early 30's to me is YOUNG!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 29, 2022 09:56 PM (nxdel)

292 Now, now... let's not be mean to Calgary.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2022 09:41 PM (bW8dp)

Why not? They elected some stunned commie twat as Mayor, to replace a stunned muzzie fag. So glad I no longer live there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 09:56 PM (kzf+n)

293 The next morning, I was woken by very loud bells from a church less than half a small block away. At 6:00 AM local time.
Posted by: Splunge at April 29, 2022 09:50 PM (71xoW)

Better than the Muslim call to prayer.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 29, 2022 09:53 PM (eGTCV)

The explosions and the screaming make it hard to get back to sleep.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 09:56 PM (KDLoy)

294 Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2022 09:55 PM (0OP+5)

Dude, where did you take that wrong turn in life?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 29, 2022 09:57 PM (hOUT3)

295 lmao!! Oh good Lord chique I don't mean to laugh but early 30's to me is YOUNG!
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 29, 2022 09:56 PM (nxdel

LOL.

I just wanted to clarify that she wasn't in her 20s since I mentioned she was going to vet school.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 09:58 PM (JEgvo)

296 294
Good evening sir...

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2022 09:59 PM (J00IM)

297 N.L. Urker @ 286-
I wanted to just shout out 'Will you please just shut the fcuk up?!' Was told 'That's your ticket home. If you live.'

Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2022 10:00 PM (0OP+5)

298 whig, haven't heard that name for far too long, now I have to track this down!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
------------------------
Short story compilation John the Balladeer is probably the best of his short story compiled plus a later one.

The Old Gods Waken is a decent novel but After Dark is probably one of his better novels with a very good set of villains. Still looking for his last novel which is out of print, Voice of the Mountain at a decent price. Lonely Vigils is his collection of Thunstone stories.

Wellman also wrote quite a bit about Civil War history, and this and that and started as a newspaper guy after graduating at Wichita State in KS. Think he was born actually in Africa. Ended his days in NC mountains cabin with famous banjo player Obray Ramsey as a neighbor.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 10:01 PM (Iq9dF)

299 I love the smell of deisel exhaust, after all I am a heavy equipment operator at heart. But for the first time in years Mrs. E and me are without a big old F250 deisel gaiaa-stomping 4wd. We have a couple F150s but it's not the same. I miss th aggrivated looks prius drivers give diesel trucks.
Posted by: Eromero

i'd send you a link to a crew cab bobbed m35a2c deuce and a half, but the hotel here is blocking is.gd, the res of them a woke af...so use your imagination. 2.5 ton multifuel military modded truck with 4 doors, hard cab, and a short bed. you want this. you need this. 6 miles to the gallon.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (4ELCW) - at April 29, 2022 10:01 PM (4ELCW)

300 Nood ONT

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:01 PM (JEgvo)

301 NOOD

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 29, 2022 10:01 PM (ZSK0i)

302 289 I love the smell of deisel exhaust, after all I am a heavy equipment operator at heart. But for the first time in years Mrs. E and me are without a big old F250 deisel gaiaa-stomping 4wd. We have a couple F150s but it's not the same. I miss th aggrivated looks prius drivers give diesel trucks.

Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2022 09:55 PM (0OP+5)

I have a diesel car, 3.0 liter, V-6 twin turbo. Lordy I love the sound of that car. Got some grunt as well. Rear wheel drive and will pin you to you seat.

Posted by: Javems at April 29, 2022 10:01 PM (AmoqO)

303 Back later....

Time to head out to the orange tree for my evening repost.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2022 10:04 PM (J00IM)

304 I will stop here as I want to flesh this out a bit more

Posted by: Nightwatch

Pink Floyd mentions that in Dark Side of the Moon album but forget which song title it is. It is after Breathe track.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 10:05 PM (Iq9dF)

305 I have noticed maybe a third of people still wearing masks. My favorites are the ones walking around with their masks below their noses. Why even bother?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 09:36 PM (JEgvo)


There is a lady at the sauna I go to who wears her mask under her chin inside the sauna. I don't know if she does it to soak up sweat or what. Looks itchy to me.

Posted by: Emmie at April 29, 2022 10:05 PM (6RgRK)

306 304

The tolling of the island bells...calls the faithful to their knees....


"Time"

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2022 10:09 PM (J00IM)

307 I don't know if she does it to soak up sweat or what. Looks itchy to me.
Posted by: Emmie
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Drool cup

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2022 10:09 PM (TIW4Q)

308 I would call another cup from long ago...but Pixey might smote me.....

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2022 10:13 PM (J00IM)

309 I hijacked a passenger cart in the Charlot Airport once and only made half way to my gate before they stopped me.

Posted by: Javems at April 29, 2022 10:38 PM (AmoqO)

310 Really weird but I just saw that Padraig fools tweet just as Gutfeld picked it as his tweet of the week.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 29, 2022 11:33 PM (buqBu)

311 HordeSource&trade

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