Department of Homeland Security Creates "Disinformation Governance Board" Censorship Authority;
New Censorship Kommissar Bought Laptop "Russian Disinformation" Op from Deep State Colleagues and Pushed the Lie on Twitter

The Department tasked with internal national security enforcement in the United States has now been additionally charged with patrolling the speech of Americans for speech the US government deems threatening or unhelpful to its narratives.

Everyone have that? The Kommissars of the Internal State Security Police will now be inspecting your writings and utterings.


There's so much fascism around we're gonna have to use a whole lot of fascism to fight all of this fascism.


I wonder how much fascism, exactly, the NeverTrumpers are prepared to support in the name of fighting the fascism that exists chiefly in their darkly masturbatory imaginations.

And this just so happens to have been announced the day after a monopoly which had been under firm control of the US government went rogue when it was bought by a dissident free speech champion.


The Department of Homeland Security is setting up a new board designed to counter misinformation related to homeland security, with a focus specifically on Russia and irregular migration. The board will be called the "Disinformation Governance Board," and will be headed by executive director Nina Jankowicz.

They say the focus is "specifically" on Russia but there's nothing limiting them to Russia. "Russian Disinformation" has been used as a pretext to ban everything.

They started by banning Alex Jones, claiming that he would be the only one.

"Russian disinformation," like "hate speech," covers exactly as much ground as The Regime wants it to.

We've seen this playbook run before.

And-- "irregular migration"?


Does that mean they're going to "fight disinformation" related to people complaining about open borders, which they're going to euphemize as "irregular migration"?

So we won't be able to say "open borders" any longer? Or illegal aliens?

Whoa, we just took a huge step away from "specifically [about] Russia" huh?

Speaking with the House Appropriations DHS Subcommittee on Wednesday afternoon, DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas said, "Our Undersecretary for Policy, Rob Silvers is co-chair with our Principal Deputy General Counsel, Jennifer Gaskell, in leading a just recently constituted misinformation disinformation governance board. So we're bringing -- the goal is to bring the resources of the department together to address this threat."

Resources of an agency previously tasked to combating the actual threats of terrorism will instead be tasked to tracking down, doxing, and prosecuting Americans who post messages which conflict with the Media/Deep State Combine's officially-mandated narratives.

Look, there's a lot of fascism out there and fighting it is going to require us to get our hand a little dirty, right, NeverTrump?


Of course, she is part of the Ukraine mafia from which the Deep State, Foreign Policy Division recruits its most zealous shock troops:

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Our new Speech Kommissar says she had been concerned that Twitter would ultimately stop enforcing government-demanded speech edicts and began assembling her official governmental censorship board as a backstop:

Jankowicz has previously said that she was concerned that Twitter had determined early in 2022 to stop limiting speech from users about the 2020 presidential election, saying that "considering the long-term damage these lies do to our democracy," she was "dismayed about this decision."


She is open that she is here to tell social media companies what their censorship policies "need" to be:

Her view about elections, whether foreign or domestic, are that they "aren't an end point," but are "an inflection point," and that the policies of social media companies as regards free speech "need to reflect that."

National Review, are you going to continue pretending this isn't happening?

How much is Google paying you?

I want to ask directly before your Deep State allies make the question illegal and "a threat to national security."


Update: Via Twitchy, our new Censorship Kommissar -- supposedly an expert in Russian Disinformation -- bought the claim by her 50 Deep State liar-collagues that the laptop was "Russian Disinformation" when in fact it was 100% legit.

It was the claim that it was Russian Disinformation that was the actual disinformation -- partisan Democrat Deep State disinformation.

In other words: "Russian Disinformation" is often a codeword for "US government disinformation," as "gourmand du jour " observes.

Nina Jankowicz
@wiczipedia


Back on the "laptop from hell," apparently- Biden notes 50 former natsec officials and 5 former CIA heads that believe the laptop is a Russian influence op.

Trump says "Russia, Russia, Russia."

And now she'll be putting that blatantly biased judgment, and that ideology-befouled bullshit-detector, into practice writing America's censorship codes.

Update: She's a censorship hawk -- she is rabidly pro-censorship.

Nina Jankowicz

@wiczipedia

Last week I told @NPRMichel: I shudder to think about if free speech absolutists were taking over more platforms, what that would look like for the marginalized communities... which are already shouldering... disproportionate amounts of this abuse."

"Marginalized Communities," "Hate Speech," "Safety," and "Russian Disinformation" are the Four Horsemen of the Fascist Thought-Control Apocalypse.

Posted by: Ace at 03:55 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: Oddbob at April 27, 2022 03:55 PM (nfrXX)

3 Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

4 ARGLE BARGLE!

Posted by: Joe Bidumb at April 27, 2022 03:55 PM (h3XC9)

5 Snizz.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 03:56 PM (h3XC9)

6 Department Of Layabouts and Incompetent Boobs...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 27, 2022 03:56 PM (/1l9x)

7 Hahahaha! Beaten by the man hisself. Can't complain about that.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 27, 2022 03:56 PM (nfrXX)

8
Only if this starts fake-trending, david cuck french will tweet his support for it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 27, 2022 03:57 PM (kpKUH)

9 Hahahaha! Beaten by the man hisself. Can't complain about that.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 27, 2022 03:56 PM (nfrXX)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

10 Now do the Steele Dossier.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

11 1984 was a warning, not an instruction manual.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 27, 2022 03:57 PM (II3Gr)

12 They are paying us plenty. Now shut up or be further censored.

Posted by: Nat Rev Pedos at April 27, 2022 03:57 PM (haWye)

13 That's what I get for content reading.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2022 03:57 PM (h1mzz)

14 The Department of Homeland Security is setting up a new board designed to counter misinformation related to homeland security, with a focus specifically on Russia and irregular migration.


With commies and wetbacks.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2022 03:57 PM (05ST2)

15
Time for a new NPC software update!

Time to pretend to be a "disinformation" "expert."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 27, 2022 03:58 PM (kpKUH)

16 So Biden is gonna hire all of the Twitter Zombies?

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 27, 2022 03:58 PM (ppL7t)

17 This week on Reliable Sources, The Paolo's secret identity is revealed ... as Brian Stelter!

Posted by: Brian Stelter's Producer at April 27, 2022 03:58 PM (a3Q+t)

18 Well that was quick... The ink isn't even dry on the Twitter buy out paperwork

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2022 03:58 PM (dvgPQ)

19 Can we acknowledge that Stalin and Lenin won?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 27, 2022 03:58 PM (Qp1hz)

20 Huh, Bush was a huge trojan fuck up on our part, wasn't it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2022 03:58 PM (3NKiY)

21 I question the timing.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 03:58 PM (eMmNt)

22 Minitru is born

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 03:58 PM (KZzsI)

23 What, "Orwellian Ministry of Truth" wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 27, 2022 03:59 PM (km728)

24 Posobiec tweets the head of the new Ministry of Truth will be Nina Jankowicz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2022 03:59 PM (ptqGC)

25 The ink isn't even dry on the Twitter buy out paperwork

"If you wont let us control you through private corporations, then by Satan we have to do it with the government!"
--Leftists

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

26 The Ministry of Truth.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2022 03:59 PM (xIwtf)

27
And all of you who wished for Section 230, you're gonna get it. But it'll be the Democrats' and Soros' 230 -- which will make Twitter a regulated "public utility." Mark my worms.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 27, 2022 03:59 PM (kpKUH)

28 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Dubya at April 27, 2022 03:59 PM (DTX3h)

29 saying that "considering the long-term damage these lies do to our democracy,"


Who promised her she'd never be lied to? Daddy?

He was the biggest liar.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2022 03:59 PM (05ST2)

30 Move over Stalin, let the pros show you how it is done!

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2022 04:00 PM (Z32m1)

31 The Constitution is being rogered up the fartclam hourly by these fascist fucktards.

We're spiraling out of control. This country is in a flat spin and headed out to sea.

We're fucked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

32 Department Of Layabouts and Incompetent Boobs...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 27, 2022 03:56 PM (/1l9x)

Which one?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 27, 2022 04:00 PM (SH2Zi)

33 If you wont let us control you through private corporations, then by Satan we have to do it with the government!"
--Leftists
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 03:59 PM

Pretty much. And the capo's on the left (and right) will clap.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2022 04:00 PM (h1mzz)

34 A question that begs to be asked of many different people:

"What is it exactly that you DO here?"

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 04:00 PM (eMmNt)

35 Everyone have that? The Kommissars of the Internal Security Police of the Bund will now be inspecting your writings and utterings.
++++
This was inevitable the moment the published their "MDM" standards. The most noxious part of that is the "Malinformation" part of it, which is simply factual information that is counter-narrative.

The moment that controlling and eliminating "MDM" became a goal, it necessitated that the Ministry of Truth be founded. Well, they're founding it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:00 PM (DU+/6)

36 They want a waw.

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2022 04:00 PM (gktX6)

37 Nina's a "disinformation expert." Takes one to know one, I guess.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 27, 2022 04:00 PM (bNf8H)

38 And this just happened:

@jsolomonReport -10m

McCarthy gets standing ovation from Houses GOP following leaked post-Jan.6 comments.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2022 04:01 PM (ptqGC)

39 This won't be used against Biden critics

No way

Posted by: Zeera at April 27, 2022 04:01 PM (UG31v)

40 When we lost control of Twitter, what did you think we were going to do? Quit?

Posted by: CIA at April 27, 2022 04:01 PM (i0wNm)

41 'irregular migration' WHAT THE FUCK?

Its ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION you dolts. That is the LEGAL term for those who come to this country without permission.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2022 04:01 PM (oHd/0)

42 Don't worry! Justice Jumanji will put and end to this!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at April 27, 2022 04:01 PM (FVME7)

43 saying that "considering the long-term damage these lies do to our democracy,"


Who promised her she'd never be lied to? Daddy?

He was the biggest liar.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2022 03:59 PM (05ST2)



If this were actually applied "fairly," CNN, MSNBC, et. al. would be FUCKED.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

44 Well, of course! They lost they major organ of speech control and disinformation and are now peddling to compensate.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2022 04:01 PM (3WWC/)

45 Our biggest problem is that there is no Free Speech/1st amendment lobby out there. The NRA for all its many faults has been a big force for 2nd amendment protection over the years.

The closest thing we've had to a 1st amendment protection wast the ACLU who was spotty and a few years ago just flat out stated they won't protect the rights of people they don't like any longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:01 PM (KZzsI)

46 >>There's so much fascism around we're gonna have to use a whole lot of fascism to fight all of this fascism.

Look's like we're going to have to build our own country.

I vote we take over Suriname, we could probably do it with five guys and a supped up Wrangler.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2022 04:01 PM (/k3qv)

47 I hope a big lefty city doesn't get attacked by Islamists because Homeland diverted their resources and dropped the ball.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 04:02 PM (eMmNt)

48 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2022 04:02 PM (arJlL)

49 28 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Dubya at April 27, 2022 03:59 PM (DTX3h)

----------------
You were just one Hitler amongst a never ending line of Hitlers, as designated by the Left. You are not special.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 27, 2022 04:02 PM (TNyrE)

50 >>>The Department tasked with internal national security enforcement in the United States has now been additionally charged with patrolling the speech of Americans for speech the US government deems threatening or unhelpful to its narratives.

Isn't that what the FBI is for?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 27, 2022 04:02 PM (SH2Zi)

51 31 The Constitution is being rogered up the fartclam hourly by these fascist fucktards.

We're spiraling out of control. This country is in a flat spin and headed out to sea.

We're fucked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

Eject! Eject!

Posted by: Golfman at April 27, 2022 04:02 PM (hOMhY)

52 The US Government can go pound sand.

Hosers.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 27, 2022 04:02 PM (MkuC5)

53 Wow, they are not hiding anymore. They are going to try and cram as much crap as possible down our throats before we can (hopefully) sweep the Democrats from power.

Republicans have better start working on undoing EVERYTHING that Former President Joe Bidet has inflicted on this country since Jan 2021.

War.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 27, 2022 04:02 PM (qoLdL)

54 Imma gonna need some new "conspiracy theories" because all of the old ones keep coming true.

Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 27, 2022 04:02 PM (Yvu3w)

55 The Left's motto has always been THE ENDS JUSTIFY THE MEANS.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:02 PM (+ekwe)

56 We're spiraling out of control. This country is in a flat spin and headed out to sea.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:00 PM


Metaphors by Mixmaster and cliches by DeCarload.

#BeBetter

Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor at April 27, 2022 04:03 PM (a3Q+t)

57 russian disinformation and rumors of russian disinformation

Posted by: rejected signs of the apocalypse at April 27, 2022 04:03 PM (n+GXa)

58 When was the ACLU anything but a commie front organization?

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 04:03 PM (6AuKR)

59 And all of you who wished for Section 230, you're gonna get it. But it'll be the Democrats' and Soros' 230 -- which will make Twitter a regulated "public utility." Mark my worms.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Gonna be hard to make a private company a public utility.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2022 04:03 PM (05ST2)

60 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Dubya

No, I am afraid we don't and we won't.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2022 04:03 PM (3WWC/)

61 This would be Unconstitutional were it not for the John Roberts Epstein Island photo dossier.

Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at April 27, 2022 04:03 PM (6BTho)

62 Omg

@RepAdamSchiff

Here's my take on the world's richest man buying Twitter:

He makes a great car and rocket.

But I'm concerned his personal views will stop the fight against disinformation on social media.

The problem on Twitter hasn't been too much content moderation - it's too much hate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2022 04:03 PM (ptqGC)

63 Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 27, 2022 04:00 PM (SH2Zi)

Check your email!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2022 04:03 PM (DRSnL)

64 "Zero legislation is the point. Congress wouldn't act, so we did."
-Obama, doing the Dreamer thing

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

65 48 hiya
Posted by: JT at April 27, 2022 04:02 PM (arJlL)

Your karate is strong, JT-san, but not strong enough!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 27, 2022 04:03 PM (II3Gr)

66 We must become Fascists to end Fascism!!!

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:03 PM (+ekwe)

67
Republicans have better start working on undoing EVERYTHING that Former President Joe Bidet has inflicted on this country since Jan 2021.

War.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 27, 2022 04:02 PM (qoLdL)



They just applauded the leaked audio from McCarthy about Trump.

They're not going to undo a fucking thing. They hate us.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

68 > The NRA for all its many faults has been a big force for 2nd amendment protection over the years.

Now it's my piggy bank.

Posted by: Wayne LaPierre at April 27, 2022 04:04 PM (i0wNm)

69 Live free or die

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:04 PM (V6f9+)

70 Republicans have better start working on undoing EVERYTHING that Former President Joe Bidet has inflicted on this country since Jan 2021.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 27, 2022 04:02 PM (qoLdL)

Oh yeah we'll get right on that.

Posted by: The GOP - Donate Today! at April 27, 2022 04:04 PM (6AuKR)

71 Georgia Elections Chief Hints He's Changed His Mind On Election Fraud After Finding New Evidence

-
Joe's Censorship Squad will have to get on this!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at April 27, 2022 04:04 PM (FVME7)

72 May I be the first to formally invite the government to kiss my ass?

Posted by: Weasel at April 27, 2022 04:04 PM (0IeYL)

73 31 The Constitution is being rogered up the fartclam hourly by these fascist fucktards.

We're spiraling out of control. This country is in a flat spin and headed out to sea.

We're fucked.
___________

Yep, these asshole fascists are leaving up with only one option.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 27, 2022 04:04 PM (k4dH2)

74 57 russian disinformation and rumors of russian disinformation
Posted by: rejected signs of the apocalypse at April 27, 2022 04:03 PM (n+GXa)

But when our own government lies about Russian Disinformation, as they DID...

Where the hell does that leave us.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2022 04:05 PM (oHd/0)

75 Are we gonna make it till Nov. ? And the election is no guarantee

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2022 04:05 PM (dvgPQ)

76 But when our own government lies about Russian Disinformation, as they DID...

Where the hell does that leave us.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2022 04:05 PM (oHd/0)

Fucked.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 27, 2022 04:05 PM (II3Gr)

77 irregular migration.

WTF is that supposed to mean? When everyone and their cousin waltzes over the American border because the Drooler in Chief announced we're going to hand them free iPhones and a bus or plane ticket wherever they wish? Or this another term for the "seasonal migration" that happens in California because the lettuce growers can only make a profit through illegal labor?

Posted by: pookysgirl needs a bureaucratic dictionary at April 27, 2022 04:05 PM (XKZwp)

78 71 Georgia Elections Chief Hints He's Changed His Mind On Election Fraud After Finding New Evidence

-
Joe's Censorship Squad will have to get on this!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at April 27, 2022 04:04 PM (FVME7)

========

Evidence of fraud is misinformation and must be burned.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

79 Republicans are a dire threat to our democracy.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 27, 2022 04:05 PM (rF64X)

80 and congrats to Sponge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:05 PM (V6f9+)

81 "Russian disinformation," like "hate speech," covers exactly as much ground as The Regime wants it to.
++++
Nothing like "Malinformation" does.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:05 PM (DU+/6)

82 @38

>>McCarthy gets standing ovation from Houses GOP following leaked post-Jan.6 comments.

As has been said, the GOP is a garbage political party of corrupt assholes and smarmy moralizing liars and those are just the "good guys." the rest are undercover Democrats, pedophiles and sexual deviants.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2022 04:05 PM (/k3qv)

83 Republicans have better start working on undoing EVERYTHING that Former President Joe Bidet has inflicted on this country since Jan 2021.

War.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 27, 2022 04:02 PM (qoLdL)

Don't worry. I got your six.

Posted by: Future Speaker Kevin McCarthy at April 27, 2022 04:05 PM (hOMhY)

84 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Dubya

Did you say "Read my hips?", yeah, I thought so... stay in Kennebunkport with your pal Susan.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2022 04:05 PM (FXc7a)

85 And this just happened:

@jsolomonReport -10m

McCarthy gets standing ovation from Houses GOP following leaked post-Jan.6 comments.

*

At the same time the Republicans aren't saying a thing in advance of the most ripe local, state, and federal election in any of our lifetimes. Not a single word on the issues that people are fired up about. Silent. Intentionally silent.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 27, 2022 04:06 PM (SfD1B)

86 How is this government different from any tyrannical government they told us to hate?

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2022 04:06 PM (3WWC/)

87 and congrats to Sponge
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:05 PM (V6f9+)



Thank you very much.

Tip your bartender......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

88 28 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Dubya at April 27, 2022 03:59 PM (DTX3h)

No, and effyou.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at April 27, 2022 04:06 PM (7ZZOf)

89 >>> 46 >>There's so much fascism around we're gonna have to use a whole lot of fascism to fight all of this fascism.

Look's like we're going to have to build our own country.

I vote we take over Suriname, we could probably do it with five guys and a supped up Wrangler.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2022 04:01 PM (/k3qv)

Already done. We need to evict the leftists.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2022 04:06 PM (llON8)

90 "The conservative case for.....


aw, fuck it

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 27, 2022 04:06 PM (sJHOI)

91 It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Acbar at April 27, 2022 04:06 PM (a3Q+t)

92 Government Snopes?

Posted by: Orson at April 27, 2022 04:06 PM (re0VI)

93 osted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 27, 2022 04:00 PM (SH2Zi)

Check your email!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2022 04:03 PM (DRSnL)

Way ahead of you. (by a few seconds)

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 27, 2022 04:06 PM (SH2Zi)

94 Well, you neo Confederates?

Lawmakers in Congress are pushing to get Ulysses S. Grant posthumously promoted to the rarest rank in the entire U.S. Army

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at April 27, 2022 04:07 PM (FVME7)

95 The Ministry of Truth is a blessing of liberty.

--- something that idiot David French would say

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2022 04:07 PM (ptqGC)

96 This department may want to start on the misinformation disseminated that Hunter's laptop info was a Russian operation.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:07 PM (+ekwe)

97 I'd like to speak out about this type of censorship and how it's unfair, but I'm afraid someone at work might see it and it might cost me my job.

Nothing is more precious to me than my job. I'd chop the head off of my own child if it meant keeping my job and my insurance.

But I'm still a patriot, I have an American flag I keep under seat cushion in an old couch out in the garage. I just don't get it out much because my employer says it's not really good to have the flag, and you know, my job.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2022 04:07 PM (v31Ye)

98 The NY Times made Georgia front and center of their Election Tracker. Our of 50 states they chose 3. The center one was Georgia.

Georgia.

They KNEW. And they want you to know they knew.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 04:07 PM (6AuKR)

99 The US Government can go pound sand

What "US Government"?

A government is defined by its organizational documents. Does this junta have organizational documents that define its structures, laws and processes?

No. It is a bunch of warlords and tyrants doing whatever they hell they want without regard to anything other than how they can out evil the other.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 27, 2022 04:07 PM (AHeqJ)

100
Check your email!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2022 04:03 PM (DRSnL)



You never email me........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

101 67 They're not going to undo a fucking thing. They hate us.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:03 PM

Hate them back, works for me.

If there only was a way for us to make them fear the voter.

When can we bring back tar and feathers?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 27, 2022 04:07 PM (qoLdL)

102 When was the ACLU anything but a commie front organization?

Probably never, but they did successfully argue things like Nazis should be able to hold a rally, and Christians should be able to have a bible study after school on school grounds. They were pretty even handed on the idea of total freedom of expression even when it was ghastly stuff like Mapplethorp's photography and such

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:07 PM (KZzsI)

103 Our government at work.

Layers and layers of fascism.

In fact, it's fascists all the way down.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 27, 2022 04:07 PM (5pTK/)

104 Well, I'm speechless.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2022 04:07 PM (nxdel)

105 47 I hope a big lefty city doesn't get attacked by Islamists because Homeland diverted their resources and dropped the ball.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 04:02 PM (eMmNt)

--------

"Not to worry, we've got your back down at the southern border!" -- ICE. Men.

Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 27, 2022 04:07 PM (jgbFv)

106 100
Check your email!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2022 04:03 PM (DRSnL)


You never email me........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

She never writes, she never calls...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 27, 2022 04:08 PM (II3Gr)

107 Don't we have some sort of governing document that's explicitly supposed to prevent this from happening?

Yes, I know it was written by a bunch of racist white males who were themselves domestic terrorists of their day...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2022 04:08 PM (YIVH2)

108 36 They want a waw.
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2022 04:00 PM (gktX6)

I....might too

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:08 PM (V6f9+)

109 It's a republic, not a democracy. I get so tired of that "our democracy" stuff. And it's not much of a republic anymore, considering our banana republic style elections.

Posted by: brak at April 27, 2022 04:08 PM (j5Tg0)

110 Papier bitte!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2022 04:08 PM (/69+x)

111 The problem on Twitter hasn't been too much content moderation - it's too much hate.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

**

Wait.

Conservatives are often banned and shadow banned and not allowed to post anything if they veer off into political topics.

Tell me more.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 27, 2022 04:08 PM (SfD1B)

112 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Dubya


Shut the fuck up, you retarded weed.

Regards
Mayhem

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (Vxu+H)

113 Irregular migration might be the most Orwellian phrase I have heard this week.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (vN+oL)

114 So, is DHS going to out-STASI the FBI STASI? Or is DHS going straight up NKVD? I want to get my commies right for future references...

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (7ZZOf)

115 Holy crap you guys are easily distracted from the real enemies.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (+ekwe)

116 McCarthy gets standing ovation from Houses GOP following leaked post-Jan.6 comments.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2022 04:01 PM (ptqGC)

Most of them likely were recorded or taped saying similar fascistic bullshit. Remember, this is before they win an election that should be a lay-up but they would richly deserve to lose but/for the other guys.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (nMx88)

117 WAR!
HUH!
Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Killing off the fascists
Say it again now

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (II3Gr)

118
She never writes, she never calls...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 27, 2022 04:08 PM (II3Gr)



You think it's some sort of hint about something?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

119 Are we gonna make it till Nov. ? And the election is no guarantee
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2022 04:05 PM


Signs point to no.

Posted by: AoSHQ Magic 8-Ball at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (a3Q+t)

120 Is this administration demanding anal from the constitution??

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (VdGjU)

121 They can let us know if we're at war with Oceania or Eastasia

Posted by: griff at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (ojv2E)

122 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Dubya at April 27, 2022 03:59 PM (DTX3h)
-------------

Being as you're the guy who signed off on DHS, I'm gonna go with, "No."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (5pTK/)

123 111 The problem on Twitter hasn't been too much content moderation - it's too much hate.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Not a quote from me, it's from Schiff. Just to be clear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (ptqGC)

124 You never email me........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)


Well for one thing I don't have your email. And for another, you live too far away to coordinate lunch dates.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (DRSnL)

125 MiniTrue

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (ARs9M)

126 Holy crap you guys are easily distracted from the real enemies.

**

Like Thom Tillis?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 27, 2022 04:10 PM (SfD1B)

127 111 The problem on Twitter hasn't been too much content moderation - it's too much hate.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

========

You know...if they tamped down on leftists threatening to murder conservatives, a lot of hate would disappear from Twitter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

128
You think it's some sort of hint about something?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

Nah, couldn't be.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 27, 2022 04:10 PM (II3Gr)

129
Well for one thing I don't have your email. And for another, you live too far away to coordinate lunch dates.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (DRSnL)


Likely excuse.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

130
176 Look. I was promised a Full Year where the word Snizz would appear in Every Thread.

I'm not asking for a refund. Just what is owed me.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2022 01:39 PM (js33G)


Snizz.

Posted by: Indigent Furry at April 27, 2022 04:10 PM (tu3iY)

131 Hey, Did you all discuss the Vox graph on political donations?

I just saw that Tucker referenced it IRT twitter - 99 44/100 for dems.

the only group that was higher? Netflix.

The whole graph is pretty sobering, but nothing new.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 27, 2022 04:10 PM (oXeHR)

132 I couldn't think of a great response to Schiff on Twitter, so I just went with "Shut it, pencil neck."

Cause I'm a hater.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2022 04:10 PM (ptqGC)

133 I'm looking for a Babylon Bee link as the source of this post.

But then, it's a Biden Administration - which translates to a fascist regime. He's a unifier, didn't you know?

Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peepin' in the Seafood Store at April 27, 2022 04:11 PM (Ybhj0)

134 I see sponge and insomniac are collaborating on a new Country Western hit.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 27, 2022 04:11 PM (5pTK/)

135 >>> 115 Holy crap you guys are easily distracted from the real enemies.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (+ekwe)

Putin? /////

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2022 04:11 PM (llON8)

136 134 I see sponge and insomniac are collaborating on a new Country Western hit.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 27, 2022 04:11 PM (5pTK/)

"The Restraining Order Means She Still Cares"

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 27, 2022 04:11 PM (II3Gr)

137 135 >>> 115 Holy crap you guys are easily distracted from the real enemies.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (+ekwe)

Putin? /////
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2022 04:11 PM (llON

=========

Bibi.

Bibi Andersson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

138 115 Holy crap you guys are easily distracted from the real enemies.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (+ekwe)


The RUSSIANS?!?11?

I'd have gone with, "The Judean Peoples' Front" but I already made that reference in the last thread.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 27, 2022 04:11 PM (DTX3h)

139 Holy crap you guys are easily distracted from the real enemies.

Let me guess, they have a weather machine?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:12 PM (KZzsI)

140 135 >>> 115 Holy crap you guys are easily distracted from the real enemies.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (+ekwe)

According to the media that would be White Christian men.. And Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2022 04:12 PM (dvgPQ)

141 And he has sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people and review our tweets...

Posted by: Zek at April 27, 2022 04:12 PM (OzNIz)

142 The Republicans are the "f*ck you" guy in the video from the last thread when we begin to talk about our debt/deficit, or jobs, or groomers, or freedom of assembly, or freedom of speech, or...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 27, 2022 04:12 PM (SfD1B)

143 I see sponge and insomniac are collaborating on a new Country Western hit.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 27, 2022 04:11 PM (5pTK/)



We were drunk....the day his mother....got out of prison.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

144 "The Restraining Order Means She Still Cares"
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 27, 2022 04:11 PM (II3Gr)
--------

Made me laugh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 27, 2022 04:12 PM (5pTK/)

145 It's beginning to look a lot like Germany 1937.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 27, 2022 04:12 PM (iDcra)

146 >>> Holy crap you guys are easily distracted from the real enemies.

Extended warranty spammers?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 27, 2022 04:13 PM (SH2Zi)

147
"The Restraining Order Means She Still Cares"

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 27, 2022 04:11 PM (II3Gr)


+++

LOL!

Posted by: washrivergal at April 27, 2022 04:13 PM (T7ftm)

148 This Disinformation Governance Board is terrible! By God, if you elect me president, I will reduce the DGBs annual budget increase by 10%! And I will appoint a chairman who will thoroughly review policies and make changes where appropriate!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2022 04:13 PM (Br3Bv)

149 Holy crap you guys are easily distracted from the real enemies.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (+ekwe)

Putin? /////
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2022 04:11 PM (llON
=========
Bibi.

Bibi Andersson.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

L..literally Hitler?
I don't know the rules of this game, I guess.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:13 PM (V6f9+)

150 Yes, this is something. I mean, it's not new action, but it is blatant action. I guess TPTB surmise that the populace is dumbed down enough, or unaware enough, that they can get away with it. Time will tell.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 04:13 PM (IDhUW)

151 Welp...time to flood the zone.

Posted by: Rowsdower Continues to Insist Ashli Babbitt is Crispus Attucks and Michael Byrd is Lon Horiuchi at April 27, 2022 04:13 PM (P/ALc)

152
Extended warranty spammers?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 27, 2022 04:13 PM (SH2Zi)

LOL.. Just got one of those calls 10 minutes ago

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2022 04:13 PM (dvgPQ)

153 Disinformation Governance Board

Gosh IF they get really creative they can rename it so as to have the letters KGB and not DGB

Posted by: jack nunya at April 27, 2022 04:13 PM (phkng)

154 Kind of amazing that they keep coming up with the same concept that has been a meme of creeping fascism in storytelling for ages.

Didn't they call it the Ministry of Truth in Babylon 5?

20 years later, here we are.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 27, 2022 04:13 PM (rdUdY)

155 Lawmakers in Congress are pushing to get Ulysses S. Grant posthumously promoted to the rarest rank in the entire U.S. Army

Sure, why not? Promote him to female, black, gay, and transsexual while you're at it.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 27, 2022 04:13 PM (nfrXX)

156 Holy crap you guys are easily distracted from the real enemies.
----
Lace wig vendors?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2022 04:14 PM (YIVH2)

157 >>Holy crap you guys are easily distracted from the real enemies.


All it takes is Boobs.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2022 04:14 PM (js33G)

158 The Ministry of Truth.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2022 03:59 PM (xIwtf)

Exactly. Why are they even bothering to call it something different ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 27, 2022 04:14 PM (M+Lyo)

159 145 It's beginning to look a lot like Germany 1937.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 27, 2022 04:12 PM (iDcra)

We've got the inflation but no swinging cabarets or widely-accessible debauchery. This dystopia sucks and I want a refund!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 27, 2022 04:14 PM (II3Gr)

160 Somebody say boobs?

Posted by: Weasel at April 27, 2022 04:14 PM (yfQkF)

161 I know it doesn't matter in reality because they do what they do regardless of whether anything is properly predicated or legal, but how is widespread speech control - even under the fig leaf of "hate speech" - within DHS' jurisdiction? If there is legal jurisdiction at all, wouldn't it be with an LE agency rather than an IC agency?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:14 PM (DU+/6)

162 Nina Jankowicz.

What fucking Maoist America hating Commie is this?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2022 04:14 PM (Br3Bv)

163 >McCarthy gets standing ovation from Houses GOP following leaked post-Jan.6 comments.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2022 04:01 PM (ptqGC)

Lulz, keep voting harderer while they piss down your neck, rubes.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 27, 2022 04:14 PM (CxiAq)

164 157 >>Holy crap you guys are easily distracted from the real enemies.


All it takes is Boobs.
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2022 04:14 PM (js33G)

========

Boobies. We're bird people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

165 50 former intel "experts" said that Hunter's laptop was likely disinformation before the election effectively killing the story.

50 experts.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2022 04:14 PM (ZLI7S)

166 This Disinformation Governance Board is terrible! By God, if you elect me president, I will reduce the DGBs annual budget increase by 10%! And I will appoint a chairman who will thoroughly review policies and make changes where appropriate!

Its like you read a future GOP fundraiser

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:14 PM (KZzsI)

167 Test here

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2022 04:15 PM (2JoB8)

168 L..literally Hitler?
I don't know the rules of this game, I guess.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:13 PM (V6f9+)

Porch pirates.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 27, 2022 04:15 PM (SH2Zi)

169 The DHS is probably unconstitutional.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2022 04:15 PM (Br3Bv)

170 If you'll take a look at this PowerPoint Excel Sheet you will clearly see we have formulated a 20-Year Plan to limit the Disinformation Department's dastardly overreach!

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 04:15 PM (6AuKR)

171 "Disinformation Governance Board." Hmm, sounds vaguely reminiscent of something I read once, something a dead white Englishman wrote a long time ago....

So this is how they'll leverage the Musk defeat to their advantage. Silly to think they would let go of one censorship mechanism without establishing another. In this case they trade up, swapping an indirect one for a direct one.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 27, 2022 04:15 PM (H8QX8)

172 Holy crap you guys are easily distracted from the real enemies.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (+ekwe)

+++

The Depp/Heard debacle?

Posted by: washrivergal at April 27, 2022 04:15 PM (T7ftm)

173 >>"The Restraining Order Means She Still Cares"


...and she is likely signaling that she wants to play 'Hard to Get'.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2022 04:15 PM (js33G)

174 Kind of amazing that they keep coming up with the same concept that has been a meme of creeping fascism in storytelling for ages.

Didn't they call it the Ministry of Truth in Babylon 5?

20 years later, here we are.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 27, 2022 04:13 PM (rdUdY)
---
Yep. They also had a Ministry of Peace. Both were created by Earth President Clarke, who was controlled by the Shadows.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2022 04:15 PM (YIVH2)

175 Mmmmmm..........boobs.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

176 Holy crap you guys are easily distracted from the real enemies.
-
All it takes is Boobs.
**

Sorry, I was looking at something in another tab.

What did I miss?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 27, 2022 04:15 PM (SfD1B)

177 They really should have gone whole hog and called it the Ministry of Truth.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 27, 2022 04:15 PM (sWM8x)

178 169 The DHS is probably unconstitutional.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2022 04:15 PM (Br3Bv)

========

Everything outside of foreign policy is unconstitutional!

Burn it all to the ground!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

179 "The Restraining Order Means She Still Cares"

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 27, 2022 04:11 PM (II3Gr)

Or, we still have a chance! Just not right now, and it's not you, it's me. It's complicated.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at April 27, 2022 04:15 PM (7ZZOf)

180 Lawmakers in Congress are pushing to get Ulysses S. Grant posthumously promoted to the rarest rank in the entire U.S. Army

Clearly a pressing need.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:15 PM (KZzsI)

181 Likely excuse.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)


Well you don't email me either, and flounder does, so shush.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2022 04:15 PM (DRSnL)

182 We've got the inflation but no swinging cabarets or widely-accessible debauchery. This dystopia sucks and I want a refund!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 27, 2022 04:14 PM (II3Gr)

Actually, according to historic accounts, the storied German Debauchery of the era was really concentrated in the Political, and Entertainment, classes...

Which sounds... familiar.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2022 04:15 PM (oHd/0)

183 Holy crap you guys are easily distracted from the real enemies.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (+ekwe)

Okay...I'll bite.

Who are the real enemies?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (XIJ/X)

184
What's this about boobs?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (V6f9+)

185 >>Snizz.

Posted by: Indigent Furry at April 27, 2022 04:10 PM (tu3iY)


This guy is pulling his weight.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (js33G)

186 We need a Ministry of Boobs!

Posted by: Weasel at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (0IeYL)

187 154 Kind of amazing that they keep coming up with the same concept that has been a meme of creeping fascism in storytelling for ages.

Didn't they call it the Ministry of Truth in Babylon 5?

20 years later, here we are.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 27, 2022 04:13 PM (rdUdY)

Have you seen their movies? Extremely derivative. They're not very original people.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (b2nrj)

188 I vote we take over Suriname, we could probably do it with five guys and a supped up Wrangler.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2022 04:01 PM (/k3qv)

I'm afraid it would just tip over

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (r26XY)

189 And the UK said it might ban Twitter if Musk allows free speech, and MAY EVEN ARREST HIM. Fascists everywhere.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (lgeFv)

190 I was stuck somewhere at lunch where the TV was on the Depp/Heard trial. Even with the sound muted, it was a bad look...for both of them.

Posted by: Crusader at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (ibQSj)

191 How fast will republicans take this to court over violating the First Amendment?

I can't believe I typed that before LMFAO.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (iDcra)

192
Well you don't email me either, and flounder does, so shush.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2022 04:15 PM (DRSnL)



Me emailing first would be considered stalking, so........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

193 There's something here my darlin'
The judge and cops just don't see
Our bonds of love are stronger
Than the law could ever be

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (II3Gr)

194 There was a country satire duet that had some really great songs. Sort of Weird Al of country. One was:

She Thinks I Steal Cars

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (SfD1B)

195 182 Actually, according to historic accounts, the storied German Debauchery of the era was really concentrated in the Political, and Entertainment, classes...

Which sounds... familiar.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2022 04:15 PM (oHd/0)

=========

Yeah...everyone else was borderline starving, hence why they looked to a strongman who promised them salvation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

196 Who is buried in Grant's tomb?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (Br3Bv)

197 But....but.....they won't monitor this blog, will they?

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (Qhnrt)

198 Thought Police huh? Not just for dystopian fiction anymore. Thoughtcrime and crimethink are following.

The left continues using 1984 as an instruction manual.

Posted by: mikethemoose at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (reSuE)

199 If only there was a coequal part of government, a bicameral legislature perhaps, who could sue the executive branch for over reaching their authority to keep them in check...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 27, 2022 04:17 PM (NgqoH)

200 I'm no fan at this point but Bush , who's been out of office for 14 years is the shiny object of distraction. He's worse than boobs in changing the direction of a thread.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:17 PM (+ekwe)

201 We're spiraling out of control. This country is in a flat spin and headed out to sea.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:00 PM

Metaphors by Mixmaster and cliches by DeCarload.

#BeBetter
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor

Idk. I kinda like the mixed metaphors.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 04:17 PM (IDhUW)

202 I see sponge and insomniac are collaborating on a new Country Western hit.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 27, 2022 04:11 PM (5pTK/)

It's not love yet, but it's not bad

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 27, 2022 04:17 PM (M+Lyo)

203 Boobs.

https://is.gd/naTMYp

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

204 Holy crap you guys are easily distracted from the real enemies.

All it takes is Boobs.

Sorry, I was looking at something in another tab.

What did I miss?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery
----------------

You were looking at something else, yet, when the magic word was uttered you came back.

It's like the Bat Signal for morons.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 27, 2022 04:17 PM (5pTK/)

205 And the UK said it might ban Twitter if Musk allows free speech, and MAY EVEN ARREST HIM

**

That's mind-blowing. What you assume is the default position is an arresting offense.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 27, 2022 04:17 PM (SfD1B)

206 138 I'd have gone with, "The Judean Peoples' Front" but I already made that reference in the last thread.

what are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: people's front of judea at April 27, 2022 04:17 PM (n+GXa)

207 B( . )( . )BS

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 27, 2022 04:17 PM (II3Gr)

208 Speaking of misinformation, get a load of this chick. Fakers everywhere.

https://tinyurl.com/ynj5uxhs

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2022 04:18 PM (lgeFv)

209 > Holy crap you guys are easily distracted from the real enemies.

Freaking Sleestacks.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 27, 2022 04:18 PM (i0wNm)

210 182 We've got the inflation but no swinging cabarets or widely-accessible debauchery. This dystopia sucks and I want a refund!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 27, 2022 04:14 PM (II3Gr)

When does the Mad Max and/or Beyond Thunderdome phase start? No refunds will be given.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at April 27, 2022 04:18 PM (7ZZOf)

211 If the government began to crack down and round up people, how many of you would turn in your neighbors?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2022 04:18 PM (v31Ye)

212 203 Boobs.

https://is.gd/naTMYp
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

Yes. And tongue.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:18 PM (V6f9+)

213 141 And he has sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people and review our tweets...

Posted by: Zek at April 27, 2022 04:12 PM (OzNIz)

--------

Isn't it time for a new Stamp Act that taxes each online post?

Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 27, 2022 04:18 PM (LJeX5)

214 And all of you who wished for Section 230, you're gonna get it. But it'll be the Democrats' and Soros' 230 -- which will make Twitter a regulated "public utility." Mark my worms.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Gonna be hard to make a private company a public utility.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2022 04

Super easy. Barely an inconvenience. Look to Lithium mines in Mexico.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 04:18 PM (IDhUW)

215 200 Bush
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:17 PM (+ekwe)

Fuck that guy!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 27, 2022 04:18 PM (b2nrj)

216 I'm not a stalker. I'm just a very intense observer.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:18 PM (+ekwe)

217 212 203 Boobs.

https://is.gd/naTMYp
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

Yes. And tongue.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:18 PM (V6f9+)

======

How unsanitary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

218 There was a country satire duet that had some really great songs. Sort of Weird Al of country. One was:

She Thinks I Steal Cars

Posted by: Moron Robbie

------------

Homer and Jethro?

Posted by: irright at April 27, 2022 04:18 PM (SchQD)

219 How many of the enumerated rights in th bill of rights are going to be trashed before we have to burn it down and start over.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (0OmEj)

220 This busty brunette in red is getting ready to flee from the Ministry of Truth:
https://is.gd/diCEZM

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (DU+/6)

221 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

Those are boobs and she's a boobie. Is the tongue sticking out supposed to make her more attractive?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (fF2aM)

222 208 Speaking of misinformation, get a load of this chick. Fakers everywhere.

https://tinyurl.com/ynj5uxhs
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2022 04:18 PM (lgeFv)

Sponge's has a better rack

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (V6f9+)

223 Holy crap you guys are easily distracted from the real enemies.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:09 PM (+ekwe)

Okay...I'll bite.

Who are the real enemies?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (XIJ/X)

I'll second that.

Posted by: Snooter McGavin at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (buqBu)

224 Irregular migration?

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (Vxu+H)

225 Who is the UK? Who is going to arrest Elon?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (Br3Bv)

226 I wonder who will be first to sue this clearly unconstitutional agency? I bet it won't be the ACLU.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (ZLI7S)

227 >>> If you'll take a look at this PowerPoint Excel Sheet you will clearly see we have formulated a 20-Year Plan to limit the Disinformation Department's dastardly overreach!
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 04:15 PM (6AuKR)


Sorry, I only pay attention to PowerPoint Excel Sheet Word Document Access Database Onenote Publisher Outlook invites.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (lMrg3)

228 Cletus T. Judd?

Posted by: irright at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (SchQD)

229 180 Lawmakers in Congress are pushing to get Ulysses S. Grant posthumously promoted to the rarest rank in the entire U.S. Army

Clearly a pressing need.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:15 PM (KZzsI)

I, for one, look forward to seeing how many of the Dems who didn't say anything while their stormtroopers were tearing down monuments to Grant will vote to do this.

Posted by: Vanishingly Rare Foreign Youkai at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (a8yJg)

230 220 This busty brunette in red is getting ready to flee from the Ministry of Truth:
https://is.gd/diCEZM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (DU+/6)

And right into the Ministry of Lingerie...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (V6f9+)

231 So I probably shouldn't say that our entire government is so corrupt that every single employee should be dragged into the streets and set on fire for pay-per-view?

Because that's as fucking true as anything ever written in US history.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (icTDX)

232 We need a Ministry of Boobs!

Posted by: Weasel at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (0IeYL)

I volunteer to minister to boobs.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 27, 2022 04:20 PM (SH2Zi)

233 No human is irregular!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2022 04:20 PM (Br3Bv)

234 This busty brunette in red is getting ready to flee from the Ministry of Truth:
https://is.gd/diCEZM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (DU+/6)



The Camaro has hail damage.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

235 Just know that my heart's persistent
And I ain't the type to scare
Like I told the process server
The restraining order means she still cares

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 27, 2022 04:20 PM (II3Gr)

236 NeverTrumpers are the fascists they imagine they are fighting. They are the literal embodiment of the neo-aristocrat that the Left has been screeching about for the past 50+ years.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2022 04:20 PM (IEa8U)

237 "for a lie that is half a truth is ever the blackest of lies”


This is that. There is a lot of Russian disinformation out there - they were famously involved in the anti fracking and anto GMO agitation. They encourage all kinds of fringe elements in the West in order to create chaos in our society.

They did support Trump when they thought he would lose and they thought his candidacy would create a division, but they NEVER wanted him as president.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 27, 2022 04:20 PM (oXeHR)

238 224 Irregular migration?

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (Vxu+H)

Well, if two of them grabbed it by the husks...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2022 04:20 PM (oHd/0)

239 Oh Fatherland, Fatherland,
Show us the sign
Your children have waited to see.
The morning will come
When the world is mine.
Tomorrow belongs to me!

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2022 04:20 PM (3WWC/)

240 153 Disinformation Governance Board

Gosh IF they get really creative they can rename it so as to have the letters KGB and not DGB
Posted by: jack nunya at April 27, 2022 04:13 PM (phkng)

They get REALLY creative they can get it to work with FLACCID.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 27, 2022 04:20 PM (MkuC5)

241 There's something here my darlin'
The judge and cops just don't see
Our bonds of love are stronger
Than the law could ever be
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (II3Gr
--------------

Ray Stevens move over!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 27, 2022 04:20 PM (5pTK/)

242 No constitutional or legal authority for enforcement.

But I am sure our brave firefighters in Congress will stand up and refuse to fund DHS, or at least amend the budget bill to explicitly say this activity cannot be funded.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2022 04:20 PM (ifHdv)

243 Don't ignore me, I'm on my way.

Posted by: T.R.E. The Real Enemies (tm) at April 27, 2022 04:20 PM (44ww/)

244
Those are boobs and she's a boobie. Is the tongue sticking out supposed to make her more attractive?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (fF2aM)



It ups the cuteness factor, yes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

245 You know shrub was the second best president of this century. But that is rather a low bar

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (2KVCg)

246 I wonder who will be first to sue this clearly unconstitutional agency?

Who's gonna have standing that isn't censord, silenced, and jailed January 6th style?

I mean in my opinion any American whatsoever has standing to sue the federal government for anything they do; its the federal government and affects all of us.

But that's not how the courts see it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (KZzsI)

247 If the government began to crack down and round up people, how many of you would turn in your neighbors?

Depends on if that a***ole keeps leaving his garbage cans in front of my house.

Posted by: Vox at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (ZsR3z)

248 I have a caveat to this new program. Every time they are proven wrong in their assessment, we get to publicly select a representative who supports this and break a finger with a ball peen hammer.

Posted by: Orson at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (re0VI)

249 "real enemies"

I thought there was only one Todd.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (llON8)

250 How many of the enumerated rights in th bill of rights are going to be trashed before we have to burn it down and start over.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (0OmEj)
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I think there's a strong argument to be made that ALL of them (even the Third Amendment) have been trashed to one degree or another. The question we are all wrestling with right now is, what are we going to do about it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (YIVH2)

251 The Disinformation Department is 99% good solid people. Just a few rotten eggs at the top.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (COfz7)

252 #231 Why pay-per-view? Shouldn't the regular Joe have access to this type of entertainment?

Posted by: Crusader at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (ibQSj)

253 >>> Okay...I'll bite.

Who are the real enemies?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (XIJ/X)

I'll second that.
Posted by: Snooter McGavin at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (buqBu)


Duh, lizard people from hollow earth.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (lMrg3)

254 Was looking at that old link and napped out, wasn't sure what thread was on on any comment

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (2JoB8)

255 Vajajay could be the be the regime's Commissar of Trust and Safety. I hear she will soon be available Will the salary be $17 million?

Posted by: Ripley at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (MxEKc)

256 First but not worst!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (Br3Bv)

257 Sheb Wooley and Ben Colder.

Posted by: irright at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (SchQD)

258 I'm bored with the B&B show for the day and have no energy to present cute girls in modest attire. Have a good evening, everyone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (fF2aM)

259 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 27, 2022 04:20 PM (oXeHR)

So, who give more disinformation to the American Public.

The Russian Government, OR OUR OWN.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2022 04:22 PM (oHd/0)

260 20 years later, here we are.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 27, 2022 04:13 PM (rdUdY)

Sure, we should fight this in social and cultural fronts - its an abomination.

But it's not even close to being legal and everyone knows it, including everyone on this blog. Its like saying everyone has to repeat some loyalty oath to Biden or....or what? Have a "misinformed hate of Biden" commission that is no regulatory body assigned by legislation and that has authority to enforce its non-existent statutory laws jail people? It like saying that easy bake ovens make wedding cakes - its not true no matter how many poorly dyed redhaired Pskaki's scream it to Peter Doucy.

Forget it.

Posted by: Boswell at April 27, 2022 04:22 PM (5iUNf)

261 253 Duh, lizard people from hollow earth.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (lMrg3)

=======

Incorrect. They are our friends.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

262 You know shrub was the second best president of this century.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (2KVCg)

I wouldn't put money on that one.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 04:22 PM (COfz7)

263 I mean... you can't promote Grant to 5-star because he was the only 4-star at the time. How is the rank in any way justified? There's nobody under him to be in charge of.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:22 PM (KZzsI)

264 >>>The Department tasked with internal national security enforcement in the United States has now been additionally charged with patrolling the speech of Americans for speech the US government deems threatening or unhelpful to its narratives.

Isn't that what the FBI is for?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 27, 2022 04:02 PM (SH2Zi)


The FBI is for framing people.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2022 04:22 PM (yQpMk)

265 211 If the government began to crack down and round up people, how many of you would turn in your neighbors?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2022 04:18 PM (v31Ye)

I'd obfuscate the hell out of things by turning in every leftist I could find. Yessir, this is one of them reactionary tranny dogfuckers. Worst sort of person, betraying xhir own kind.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 27, 2022 04:22 PM (b2nrj)

266 I'm bored with the B&B show for the day and have no energy to present cute girls in modest attire. Have a good evening, everyone.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (fF2aM)



We love you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

267 If the government began to crack down and round up people, how many of you would turn in your neighbors?

Depends on if that a***ole keeps leaving his garbage cans in front of my house.
Posted by: Vox at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (ZsR3z)
---
I'd settle on the arrest of the a***ole who goes to the convenience store up the street, buys an adult beverage, then tosses the can in my driveway because that's when he's finished drinking on his way home.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2022 04:22 PM (YIVH2)

268 A Disinformation Bureau is the end of any 1st Amendment

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2022 04:22 PM (2JoB8)

269 253 >>> Okay...I'll bite.

Who are the real enemies?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (XIJ/X)

I'll second that.
Posted by: Snooter McGavin at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (buqBu)

Duh, lizard people from hollow earth.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (lMrg3)

Not Moon Nazis?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2022 04:22 PM (oHd/0)

270 Is Tom Fitton going to sue these p^*cks?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 27, 2022 04:22 PM (lGrs1)

271 Oh, we are doing original content now?...wellll

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2022 04:22 PM (3WWC/)

272 263 I mean... you can't promote Grant to 5-star because he was the only 4-star at the time. How is the rank in any way justified? There's nobody under him to be in charge of.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:22 PM (KZzsI)

He's in charge of himself, duh.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 27, 2022 04:23 PM (b2nrj)

273 As always with these people, our saving graces are the incompetence and the infighting, but mostly the incompetence. The board will always be 3 months behind and the people actually implementing the bans will be affirmative action hires who work about 10 hours in a good week in between the meetings. The Judean People's Front will be more worried about the People's Front of Judea than they will be about us.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 27, 2022 04:23 PM (tSqRT)

274 If the government began to crack down and round up people, how many of you would turn in your neighbors?

I don't remember the one who said it but in that case, heed the quote about Jews not fighting back.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:23 PM (KZzsI)

275 165 50 former intel "experts" said that Hunter's laptop was likely disinformation before the election effectively killing the story.

50 experts.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2022 04:14 PM (ZLI7S)

The NY Post followed up on this story, and asked these 'experts' whether they would change their opinion.
Spoiler alert, "nah, bruh."

https://is.gd/YKyVIC

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 27, 2022 04:23 PM (sp4fe)

276 Not Moon Nazis?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2022 04:22 PM (oHd/0)

Moon Nazis > Illinois Nazis

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 27, 2022 04:23 PM (NgqoH)

277 275 The NY Post followed up on this story, and asked these 'experts' whether they would change their opinion.
Spoiler alert, "nah, bruh."

https://is.gd/YKyVIC
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 27, 2022 04:23 PM (sp4fe)

=========

Listen to them next time. They're definitely telling the truth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:23 PM (LvTSG)

278 >>> Holy crap you guys are easily distracted from the real enemies.

Freaking Sleestacks.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 27, 2022 04:18 PM (i0wNm)

Or the Irish.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 27, 2022 04:23 PM (SH2Zi)

279 "I wonder how much fascism, exactly, the NeverTrumpers are prepared to support in the name of fighting the fascism that exists chiefly in their darkly masturbatory imaginations."

Jonah Goldberg, Principled Conservative and author of the book Liberal Fascism, was and is prepared to empower a great many of those liberal fascists to tear down the man who insulted his lack of pants on Twitter.

Posted by: Vanishingly Rare Foreign Youkai at April 27, 2022 04:23 PM (a8yJg)

280 It's exactly what every college and university is looking to fkin do, lable hate speech

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2022 04:23 PM (2JoB8)

281 Ryan Long promoting CNN+
Rumble link.
https://tinyurl.com/bdhvh6z2

Posted by: Fool Otto at April 27, 2022 04:24 PM (DB16e)

282 That one moon nazi girl was really hot.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2022 04:24 PM (2KVCg)

283 Okay...I'll bite.

Who are the real enemies?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2022 04:16 PM (XIJ/X)

The Russians, Russia and Rooshia. I thought you had it all straight in your head?

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2022 04:24 PM (3WWC/)

284 Homer and Jethro?

*

Pinkard and Bowden IIRC. They had some really funny stuff.

I Got Friends in Crawl Spaces comes to mind.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 27, 2022 04:24 PM (SfD1B)

285 Someone mention boobs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2022 04:24 PM (3NKiY)

286 @Red Turban, Uneasy Rider?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 27, 2022 04:24 PM (tSqRT)

287
Jen Psaki was darkly hinting about s2.30 protections yesterday. Now this.

I think it's pretty clear where this is all going.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2022 04:24 PM (UGDPW)

288 283 The Russians, Russia and Rooshia. I thought you had it all straight in your head?
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2022 04:24 PM (3WWC/)

========

Shall we burn all the Tolstoy books?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

289 http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=63055

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2022 04:24 PM (lgeFv)

290
Crab People!
Crab People!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 27, 2022 04:24 PM (xPJvm)

291 I honestly didn't believe this story at first, because it seemed an overreach that even Democrats would balk. Alas, I saw the video at Rumble and heard the words come out of Mayorkas mouth.

Posted by: Leland at April 27, 2022 04:24 PM (IG4sd)

292 Shall we burn all the Tolstoy books?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

You're giving them ideas..

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:25 PM (V6f9+)

293 Those are boobs and she's a boobie. Is the tongue sticking out supposed to make her more attractive?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (fF2aM)

She's offering.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 27, 2022 04:25 PM (SH2Zi)

294 And this just happened:

@jsolomonReport -10m

McCarthy gets standing ovation from Houses GOP following leaked post-Jan.6 comments.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2022 04:01 PM

Mitts twin. Fckr.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2022 04:25 PM (h1mzz)

295 Citizen TJM! You are to burn all Tolstoy books immediately!

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2022 04:25 PM (3WWC/)

296 Shall we burn all the Tolstoy books?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

Burn the Nabokov books. That'll really fuck with their heads.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 27, 2022 04:25 PM (II3Gr)

297 292 Shall we burn all the Tolstoy books?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

You're giving them ideas..
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:25 PM (V6f9+)

=========

*puts on all the Tarkovsky films on all of the TVs at once in the house in valiant display of resistance*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

298 "real enemies"

I thought there was only one Todd


He changed his name to Brandon.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 04:26 PM (IDhUW)

299 I'd like to say this is easily thrown out by the courts but... is it? They can just argue that this is a natural job of intelligence agencies, to protect the nation. I mean, they'd be wrong but is that a clear legal case?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:26 PM (KZzsI)

300 @205

>>That's mind-blowing. What you assume is the default position is an arresting offense.

Yeah, The Deep State and Globalist are never going to allow the same Fairness Doctrine/Rush Limbaugh/Conservative Talk Radio mistake to happen again.

Musk is a marked man, they are going to take him out and if that means scuttling Twitter, Tesla, SpaceX and StarLink they'll do it, they do not give a f**k how much carnage create or how man people they have to destroy.

They literally brought the entire world to the brink to get rid of Orange Hitler, they will do the same to get Musk.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2022 04:26 PM (/k3qv)

301 295 Citizen TJM! You are to burn all Tolstoy books immediately!
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2022 04:25 PM (3WWC/)

========

Like...ALL of them?

I've got things to do...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

302 F-ederal
L-ies
A-nd
C-orrupt
C-ommunications
I-nformation
D-irectorate

Yup.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 27, 2022 04:26 PM (MkuC5)

303 They can have my Tartakovsky collection when they pry it from my cold dead hands.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 27, 2022 04:27 PM (II3Gr)

304 Those are boobs and she's a boobie. Is the tongue sticking out supposed to make her more attractive?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (fF2aM)

On this we can agree, Fen. The tongue out, cross eyed thing is a plague and pox upon the land.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2022 04:27 PM (3NKiY)

305 296
Burn the Nabokov books. That'll really fuck with their heads.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 27, 2022 04:25 PM (II3Gr)

==========

Pedophiles are:

[ ] Right
[ ] Wrong

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

306 Makes jerking off motion with hand

Posted by: Max Power at April 27, 2022 04:27 PM (k7+BO)

307 Burn the Nabokov books. That'll really fuck with their heads.

"That book is so wrong, it shows the pedo as a loser who is hated by the girl and a scumbag!"
--leftists

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:27 PM (KZzsI)

308 Russia! Russia! Russia!

Did I do that correctly?

Posted by: Marcia Brady at April 27, 2022 04:27 PM (sy5kK)

309 >>I mean in my opinion any American whatsoever has standing to sue the federal government for anything they do; its the federal government and affects all of us.

>>But that's not how the courts see it.

Not on every issue. This is obviously a violation of every American's First Amendment to say whatever the hell they want with few limitations. I can't imagine a much more blatant violation than the government setting up an agency to censor people for bad think.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2022 04:27 PM (ZLI7S)

310 I mean... you can't promote Grant to 5-star because he was the only 4-star at the time. How is the rank in any way justified? There's nobody under him to be in charge of.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:22 PM (KZzsI)
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They revived the rank of LTGEN for him (Scot was LTGEN by brevet) and he was the first full GEN in U.S. history. That's sufficient.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2022 04:27 PM (ARs9M)

311 If the government began to crack down and round up people, how many of you would turn in your neighbors?

***

That's the end game. We saw it with the January 6th psy-op. Kids were turning in their parents. This is how this sort of system works, and we've been heading this way for a while.

The stolen election makes a lot of sense when you look at it in perspective.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 27, 2022 04:27 PM (SfD1B)

312 Musk is a marked man, they are going to take him out and if that means scuttling Twitter, Tesla, SpaceX and StarLink they'll do it, they do not give a f**k how much carnage create or how man people they have to destroy.


They will until President DeSantis brings the cleansing fire.

Posted by: Vox at April 27, 2022 04:27 PM (ZsR3z)

313 The Disinformation Department is 99% good solid people. Just a few rotten eggs at the top.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (COfz7)

LMAO.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 27, 2022 04:27 PM (SH2Zi)

314 This busty brunette in red is getting ready to flee from the Ministry of Truth:
https://is.gd/diCEZM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (DU+/6)


They don't make em any better than that

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 27, 2022 04:27 PM (M+Lyo)

315 Shall we burn all the Tolstoy books?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:24 PM (LvTSG)
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I'm sure all electronic copies will be disappeared soon enough. Right after they've all been labeled with a warning message about Russian disinformation, along with support for Ukraine. Assuming they are not digitally modified to present Russia in a bad light and Ukraine in a good light....

Physical copies will only be available from the trunk of a car in an alley because no respectable bookseller will carry them (upon penalty of death).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2022 04:27 PM (YIVH2)

316 Tarkovsky died a young man precisely because he could not create under all the crazy censorship.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2022 04:28 PM (3WWC/)

317 >>> Speaking of misinformation, get a load of this chick. Fakers everywhere.
https://tinyurl.com/ynj5uxhs
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2022 04:18 PM (lgeFv)


Thank you Daily Mail for presenting the two salient facts about Rita. Even small truths are important. By the way salient:

- projecting beyond a line, surface, or level
- standing out conspicuously
- of notable significance ***

*** this is the definition you're looking for, not the others.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 27, 2022 04:28 PM (lMrg3)

318 (mfers)

Posted by: Silent at April 27, 2022 04:28 PM (CrU4U)

319 316 Tarkovsky died a young man precisely because he could not create under all the crazy censorship.
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2022 04:28 PM (3WWC/)

========

Also the cancer.

But mostly the cancer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

320 >>> 276 Not Moon Nazis?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2022 04:22 PM (oHd/0)

Moon Nazis > Illinois Nazis
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 27, 2022 04:23 PM (NgqoH)

Moon Moon >>>> Moon Nazis > Illinois Nazis

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2022 04:28 PM (llON8)

321 This busty brunette in red is getting ready to flee from the Ministry of Truth

She is lovely, and so patient at having been locked outdoors in her undies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:29 PM (KZzsI)

322 161 I know it doesn't matter in reality because they do what they do regardless of whether anything is properly predicated or legal, but how is widespread speech control - even under the fig leaf of "hate speech" - within DHS' jurisdiction? If there is legal jurisdiction at all, wouldn't it be with an LE agency rather than an IC agency?
__________

Awwww, it's cute that you think things like jurisdiction and constitutionality and other legal nicieties are gonna trouble us.

We stole the presidential election fair and square, so we'll do whatever the f*ck we please! We ARE the law now!

Who's gonna stop us? John Roberts and Amy Barrett? LOL.

Posted by: Biden Junta at April 27, 2022 04:29 PM (k4dH2)

323 Eff USG

Make Sherman an eleventy star general. There were no terms of engagement.

That guy won a war.

Can we get him back as long as he doesn't roll back through Georgia and the Carolinas? Maybe start in San Diego and work north and east?

Posted by: Golfman at April 27, 2022 04:29 PM (hOMhY)

324 Moon Nazis > Illinois Nazis
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Moon Moon >>>> Moon Nazis > Illinois Nazis
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Moon Unit Zappa > Moon Moon >>>> Moon Nazis > Illinois Nazis

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:30 PM (KZzsI)

325 Not on every issue. This is obviously a violation of every American's First Amendment to say whatever the hell they want with few limitations. I can't imagine a much more blatant violation than the government setting up an agency to censor people for bad think.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2022 04:27 PM (ZLI7S)
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I think it's just a jobs program for soon to be unemployed twitter employees.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 27, 2022 04:30 PM (5pTK/)

326 This board has been in place for decades. It may have other names in the past but they're just now publishing the fact.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 27, 2022 04:30 PM (+zkv2)

327 Keep in mind the number of terrorist the Department of Homeland Security has caught:

Zero. The answer is ZERO. In nearly 20 years they have caught zero terrorists.

Is it any wonder they need to lower their targets to arresting innocent Americans for wrong-think?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2022 04:30 PM (1uZm7)

328 220 This busty brunette in red is getting ready to flee from the Ministry of Truth:
https://is.gd/diCEZM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (DU+/6)

I volunteer to provide her sanctuary.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 27, 2022 04:30 PM (906pl)

329 328 220 This busty brunette in red is getting ready to flee from the Ministry of Truth:
https://is.gd/diCEZM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:19 PM (DU+/6)

I volunteer to provide her sanctuary.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 27, 2022 04:30 PM (906pl)

========

She has a boyfriend.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:31 PM (LvTSG)

330 McCarthy gets standing ovation from Houses GOP following leaked post-Jan.6 comments.

-----

This is what I'm talking about. He gets standing ovations from his caucus, no matter how pissed off the base is at him. Not even a pretense of anything less than (literally) full-throated enthusiasm.

Anyone who thinks this Party can be reformed is whistling past the graveyard at Marshall stack amp volume.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2022 04:31 PM (UGDPW)

331 308 Russia! Russia! Russia!

Did I do that correctly?
Posted by: Marcia Brady at April 27, 2022 04:27 PM (sy5kK)

No.

I still hate you!

Posted by: Jan Brady at April 27, 2022 04:31 PM (7ZZOf)

332 TJM, censorship gave him the c thing.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2022 04:31 PM (3WWC/)

333 "She is open that she is here to tell social media companies what their censorship policies "need" to be:"


I'm not totally against this, let's start a trial program on CCP's TikTok. Let's say nobody under 18 is allowed to use it and see how that goes.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 27, 2022 04:31 PM (qH6FZ)

334 Eh, the tongue out thing is kinda cute if you ask me. It shows a playful spirit, and is the opposite of the Mk 1 RBF that a lot of wimmens seem to be toting around these days.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 27, 2022 04:31 PM (CxiAq)

335 Can we get him back as long as he doesn't roll back through Georgia and the Carolinas? Maybe start in San Diego and work north and east?
Posted by: Golfman at April 27, 2022 04:29 PM (hOMhY)
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What, have him roll along Route 66? That would take him through MY town...We aren't quite that in need of a scourging (yet).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2022 04:31 PM (YIVH2)

336 325 Not on every issue. This is obviously a violation of every American's First Amendment to say whatever the hell they want with few limitations. I can't imagine a much more blatant violation than the government setting up an agency to censor people for bad think.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2022 04:27 PM (ZLI7S)
---------------

I think it's just a jobs program for soon to be unemployed twitter employees.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 27, 2022 04:30 PM (5pTK/)

Bureaucrats always try to extend their power. Even if it were just a job's program, it's only a matter of time before they start screwing with people.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 27, 2022 04:31 PM (b2nrj)

337 Elon Musk
@elonmusk

18m
The Washington Post targets me relentlessly!

Their insults could be higher quality, but some are not bad. I gave them 3 stars on Yelp.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 27, 2022 04:31 PM (QYPq3)

338 332 TJM, censorship gave him the c thing.
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2022 04:31 PM (3WWC/)

========

Filming Stalker amidst chemical waste gave him the c thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:31 PM (LvTSG)

339 The Left tried to debunk and cancel Solzhenitsyn because he spoke ill of the USSR and then after the fall they tried to cancel him because of his 'pluralism' criticism. Solzhenitsyn identified wokeism before anyone.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:32 PM (+ekwe)

340 So Russia/Putin is horrible for invading a neighboring country, but we're going to posthumously give Grant another star for doing the same?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 27, 2022 04:32 PM (SfD1B)

341 ACE,

I just emailed the site again. Could you please give it a review? Any help would be sincerely appreciated.

Posted by: Crusader at April 27, 2022 04:32 PM (ibQSj)

342 >> 310 I mean... you can't promote Grant to 5-star because he was the only 4-star at the time. How is the rank in any way justified? There's nobody under him to be in charge of.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:22 PM (KZzsI)
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They revived the rank of LTGEN for him (Scot was LTGEN by brevet) and he was the first full GEN in U.S. history. That's sufficient.

They promoted Washington to six-star general and backdated it when they realized that they'd made Pershing the senior general in the U.S. Army.

Posted by: Vanishingly Rare Foreign Youkai at April 27, 2022 04:32 PM (a8yJg)

343 337 Elon Musk
@elonmusk

18m
The Washington Post targets me relentlessly!

Their insults could be higher quality, but some are not bad. I gave them 3 stars on Yelp.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 27, 2022 04:31 PM (QYPq3)

=========

This tickled me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

344 @220

>>This busty brunette in red is getting ready to flee from the Ministry of Truth: https://is.gd/diCEZM

I'm guessing her FartClam smells like citrus and vanilla.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2022 04:32 PM (/k3qv)

345 Why can't we all just get Elon

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 27, 2022 04:32 PM (M+Lyo)

346 92 Government Snopes?
Posted by: Orson at April 27, 2022 04:06 PM (re0VI)

Essentially.

Except not as accurate. If that is possible.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 27, 2022 04:32 PM (sy5kK)

347 341 ACE,

I just emailed the site again. Could you please give it a review? Any help would be sincerely appreciated.
Posted by: Crusader at April 27, 2022 04:32 PM (ibQSj)

=======

Ace's email is a myth like sasquatch or the g-spot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

348 Eh, the tongue out thing is kinda cute if you ask me. It shows a playful spirit, and is the opposite of the Mk 1 RBF that a lot of wimmens seem to be toting around these days.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 27, 2022 04:31 PM (CxiAq)
+++++
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted by: OnlyFans at April 27, 2022 04:33 PM (DU+/6)

349 41 'irregular migration' WHAT THE FUCK?

Its ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION you dolts. That is the LEGAL term for those who come to this country without permission.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2022 04:01 PM (oHd/0)


I think the term you're looking for is "illegal alien".

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 27, 2022 04:33 PM (8C7+r)

350 At the same time the Republicans aren't saying a thing in advance of the most ripe local, state, and federal election in any of our lifetimes. Not a single word on the issues that people are fired up about. Silent. Intentionally silent.

Posted by: Moron Robbie
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Moron Robbie, it is my conclusion that the Republicans have been fortifying voting, particularly in primaries, themselves. In 2020, for example, Mitch the Bitch has some anomalies in county voting that were atypical. Matt Bevins was also probably screwed over by similar GOP counting irregularities in his reelection campaign and Mitch had a grudge against Matt for running against him in a primary.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2022 04:33 PM (Iq9dF)

351 Dismantle DHS.

They just made my dismantle list. You know, for the rebuilding. DHS will not exist.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 04:33 PM (IDhUW)

352 104 Well, I'm speechless.
Jewells45 at April 27, 2022 04:07

That's the point.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 27, 2022 04:33 PM (BjGT6)

353 I can see a whole dept. reading Twitter, staffed by ex-Twitter workers who thought there wasn't a place for them, but there is now.

Posted by: Colin at April 27, 2022 04:33 PM (YVx1O)

354 Insidious stuff.

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at April 27, 2022 04:33 PM (exm8+)

355 Eh, the tongue out thing is kinda cute if you ask me. It shows a playful spirit, and is the opposite of the Mk 1 RBF that a lot of wimmens seem to be toting around these days.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 27, 2022 04:31 PM (CxiAq)
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It beats the Miley Cyrus "I can touch my chin with my tongue" look.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2022 04:34 PM (ARs9M)

356 With disinformation, I have noticed when Psaki's dark roots are showing she is short and mean and halts her annoying up-talk. Certainly the drapes do not match the carpet.

When she appears with her dye-bob, she seems smiley and playful.

Posted by: redenzo at April 27, 2022 04:34 PM (E7vND)

357 elonmusk

18m
The Washington Post targets me relentlessly!
____________

Bezos is very jealous of your rockets. His little penis-shaped ones are just so very, very sad.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 27, 2022 04:34 PM (k4dH2)

358 Ugh. Fouled up sock off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:34 PM (DU+/6)

359 Let's be honest... they are just itching to start a second American Civil War, aren't they?

Posted by: itzWicks at April 27, 2022 04:34 PM (GKqIR)

360 I just emailed the site again. Could you please give it a review? Any help would be sincerely appreciated.
**

Catch him on the site if you need to tell him something. And even then it's a 10-15% chance he'll see your post.

I'm not being critical or cynical. It's just sort of how it works.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 27, 2022 04:34 PM (SfD1B)

361 At the same time the Republicans aren't saying a thing in advance of the most ripe local, state, and federal election in any of our lifetimes.

Here's why:

By being silent and doing nothing they are now poised to take both houses of congress by large margins. They think that's a winning position, that they gain by being unknown and unseen on these issues. They see it as a winner.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:34 PM (KZzsI)

362 350 Moron Robbie, it is my conclusion that the Republicans have been fortifying voting, particularly in primaries, themselves. In 2020, for example, Mitch the Bitch has some anomalies in county voting that were atypical. Matt Bevins was also probably screwed over by similar GOP counting irregularities in his reelection campaign and Mitch had a grudge against Matt for running against him in a primary.
Posted by: whig at April 27, 2022 04:33 PM (Iq9dF)

========

Not have an agenda or mandate is Mitch's election play of choice.

Trump will have an agenda next year when the primaries start, though. The GOPe can counter with their lack of an agenda all they want.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:34 PM (LvTSG)

363 #347 Lol, I just emailed the site--I don't pretend to have Ace's personal email address!

Posted by: Crusader at April 27, 2022 04:35 PM (ibQSj)

364 They promoted Washington to six-star general and backdated it when they realized that they'd made Pershing the senior general in the U.S. Army.
Posted by: Vanishingly Rare Foreign Youkai at April 27, 2022 04:32 PM (a8yJg)
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Yeah, that was stupid, too.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2022 04:35 PM (ARs9M)

365 Let's be honest... they are just itching to start a second American Civil War, aren't they?
Posted by: itzWicks at April 27, 2022 04:34 PM (GKqIR)
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I actually don't think so. I think they want a totalitarian police state and brutal enforcement *without* the civil war.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:35 PM (DU+/6)

366 Let's be honest... they are just itching to start a second American Civil War, aren't they?
Posted by: itzWicks


They won't like how it ends.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2022 04:35 PM (05ST2)

367 Oh, ace...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:35 PM (LvTSG)

368 got my photos, now I'm filling out my passport renewal form.

Posted by: wth at April 27, 2022 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

369 Red!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2022 04:36 PM (llON8)

370 I RED THE POST

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 27, 2022 04:36 PM (SfD1B)

371 364 They promoted Washington to six-star general and backdated it when they realized that they'd made Pershing the senior general in the U.S. Army.
Posted by: Vanishingly Rare Foreign Youkai at April 27, 2022 04:32 PM (a8yJg)
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Yeah, that was stupid, too.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2022 04:35 PM (ARs9M)

Only a matter of time until we have 10 star generals.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 27, 2022 04:36 PM (b2nrj)

372 Moon Nazis > Illinois Nazis
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 27, 2022 04:23 PM (NgqoH)

Oak Island Nazis and Bigfoot > Moon Nazis > Illinois Nazis

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 27, 2022 04:36 PM (/1l9x)

373 It's a red letter day.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2022 04:36 PM (v31Ye)

374 Oh god.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 27, 2022 04:36 PM (b2nrj)

375 I'm seeing red. The Rooskies have taken over the blog.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2022 04:36 PM (ptqGC)

376 #360 Thanks, I'll try that too.

Posted by: Crusader at April 27, 2022 04:36 PM (ibQSj)

377 the tongue out thing is kinda cute if you ask me. It shows a playful spirit, and is the opposite of the...

I do this to mess up photos of me. It's my Calvin and Hobbes look.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 04:36 PM (IDhUW)

378 What the...? Did the entire blog just turn red, or is it just me?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2022 04:36 PM (YIVH2)

379 MY EYES!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 27, 2022 04:36 PM (906pl)

380 what was the name of that Bush lawyer who is still hounded to this day for his legal opinions on enhanced interogation?

same thing for everyone involved in this unit. the right wing needs its own lawfare unit.

Posted by: sockamster at April 27, 2022 04:36 PM (OuH7W)

381 -
'irregular migration' WHAT THE FUCK? -
-
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Place me at the border facing out, and I will demonstrate irregular migration.

Posted by: Trey Buchet at April 27, 2022 04:36 PM (SchQD)

382 RED ALERT!! RED ALERT!!!

The Penguins are under the bed and not the refrigerator.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2022 04:36 PM (/k3qv)

383 Aaaaand hilarious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:36 PM (DU+/6)

384 >>>Holy crap you guys are easily distracted from the real enemies.


Oh, ace...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 27, 2022 04:35 PM (LvTSG)

We have met the enemy . . . .

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 27, 2022 04:36 PM (SH2Zi)

385 Heavy Flow Day

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2022 04:37 PM (js33G)

386 I saw Red...when I opened up the door...

Posted by: Warrant at April 27, 2022 04:37 PM (ibQSj)

387 378 What the...? Did the entire blog just turn red, or is it just me?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2022 04:36 PM (YIVH2)

Just you.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 27, 2022 04:37 PM (b2nrj)

388 Red Leader...standing by.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2022 04:37 PM (js33G)

389 F*cking Crusader's email broke the blog.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2022 04:37 PM (v31Ye)

390 Red, what red? Ace is just setting us up to look foolish. Not gonna take the bait!

Posted by: Hands at April 27, 2022 04:37 PM (786Ro)

391 Red wave coming! *fingers crossed*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2022 04:37 PM (ptqGC)

392 The world has gone insane and I hate it.

https://wapo.st/3LnDhcT

Posted by: bonhomme at April 27, 2022 04:37 PM (i0wNm)

393 Ole!

Who let the bulls out?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2022 04:37 PM (1uZm7)

394 Wow! What happened!?!

Another immolation?

I'm going to end up looking foolish, aren't i?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 04:37 PM (IDhUW)

395 On it!!!!

Posted by: Durham, Bay-bee at April 27, 2022 04:37 PM (KhS2D)

396 https://youtu.be/8avwgsp159c

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:37 PM (KZzsI)

397 Moon Unit Zappa > Moon Moon >>>> Moon Nazis > Illinois Nazis
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Moon Unit Zappa > Moon Moon >>>> Moon Nazis >>>> Illinois Nazis > Biden Junta Nazis

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 27, 2022 04:37 PM (UgAdJ)

398 330 McCarthy gets standing ovation from Houses GOP following leaked post-Jan.6 comments. This is what I'm talking about. He gets standing ovations from his caucus, no matter how pissed off the base is at him. Not even a pretense of anything less than (literally) full-throated enthusiasm.

Anyone who thinks this Party can be reformed is whistling past the graveyard at Marshall stack amp volume. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Former IA Representative King has a new book out about how the GOP in the House, and specifically McCarthy runs his caucus. Basically McCarthy sets his agenda via the NYT and admires/believes their coverage and uses controls the caucus through cmte assignments, requiring pay for play internally, and so on. By controlling their funding, McCarthy controls their votes same as Nanzi. That is why we are being screwed repeatedly--the donors set the agenda, not the voters in the base.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2022 04:37 PM (Iq9dF)

399 My eyes are bad enough as it is...I can't stop seeing RED...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2022 04:37 PM (YIVH2)

400 @380

>>what was the name of that Bush lawyer who is still hounded to this day for his legal opinions on enhanced interogation?


That would be the first Hispanic SCOTUS Miguel Estrada, err, never mind.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2022 04:37 PM (/k3qv)

401 It is like Jesus has His own blog! Look at all the red words!

Posted by: Jmel at April 27, 2022 04:38 PM (G+q6H)

402 Way to go Crusader. Had to go and use the email, didn't you?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 27, 2022 04:38 PM (SfD1B)

403 I'm agreeing with MUMR. Yeesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2022 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

404 i'm seeing red.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 27, 2022 04:38 PM (UgAdJ)

405 We should have known this whole place was a commie honey-pot operation.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 27, 2022 04:38 PM (QYPq3)

406 They will be taking names and kicking ass soon!

Posted by: Colin at April 27, 2022 04:38 PM (YVx1O)

407 TWO BEATS OFF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHDaXEDWbqs

Posted by: FUGAZI at April 27, 2022 04:38 PM (js33G)

408 Standing in line to read the blog tonight
And there's some red on, heavy flow

Posted by: Not The Red Hot Chili Peppers at April 27, 2022 04:38 PM (DU+/6)

409 I don't like it when Ace gets this angry.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 27, 2022 04:38 PM (T7ftm)

410 Posted by: MOLESTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at April 27, 2022 04:37 PM (1IJnB)
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Pretty sure Spicoli thinks you're a dick.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2022 04:38 PM (ARs9M)

411 Jealous!

Posted by: margins at April 27, 2022 04:38 PM (llON8)

412 John has a long mustache.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 04:38 PM (KhS2D)

413 I see ace added a new headline.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 27, 2022 04:39 PM (b2nrj)

414 >>>Red Leader...standing by.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2022 04:37 PM (js33G)

Where's Bl@zer when you need him?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 27, 2022 04:39 PM (QYPq3)

415 We should have known this whole place was a commie honey-pot operation.

"I KNEW it!!!"
--David "triangle head" Hogg

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:39 PM (KZzsI)

416 what was the name of that Bush lawyer who is still hounded to this day for his legal opinions on enhanced interogation?
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John Woo.
Until he started writing memos to support Obama killing folks.
Then he got the Cheney Rehab.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2022 04:39 PM (1uZm7)

417 might have to do a little irregular migration of my own.

Posted by: wth at April 27, 2022 04:39 PM (v0R5T)

418 Russian disinfo. Jankowitz advising Ukes.

I dunno. I suspect this was tucked away somewhere in that bazillion dollar $$$ Ukraine "aid" package passed by Congreff.

Gotta spend the money somehow.

The additional narrative control is just a pleasant side effect.

Posted by: Hands at April 27, 2022 04:39 PM (786Ro)

419 Flaming skull.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2022 04:39 PM (ptqGC)

420 New Censorship Kommissar Bought Participated in Laptop "Russian Disinformation" Op from Deep State Colleagues and Pushed the Lie on Twitter
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"Bought" it. Sure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:39 PM (DU+/6)

421 Only a matter of time until we have 10 star generals.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 27, 2022 04:36 PM (b2nrj)

General Petraeus had so much fruit salad he ad to use the backside of his tunic when he wasn't zooming his subordinates.

Where is he gonna put all those extra stars?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 27, 2022 04:39 PM (/1l9x)

422
There won't be a meaningful response to anything, violent or peaceful, at any time in the foreseeable future. Civil War talk is dumb.

My views have evolved on this. Five years ago, I thought it was inevitable in the currently young generation. I was wrong. I've adjusted my "civil unrest Gannt chart" about 30 years forward since then.

The American people won't push back until they're starving.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2022 04:40 PM (UGDPW)

423 Amante? Is that you?
(thesilentknights1987)

Posted by: Silent at April 27, 2022 04:40 PM (CrU4U)

424 C'mon guys, it's for our own good.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at April 27, 2022 04:40 PM (QfrNp)

425 Alberto Gonzales

He was also the person in the hospital room that Comey lied about to make himself look good. Gonzales politely said everything Comey wrote in his book was a fabrication.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:40 PM (+ekwe)

426 General Petraeus had so much fruit salad he ad to use the backside of his tunic when he wasn't zooming his subordinates.

I don't trust any officer that wears all their bling for anything but parade or meeting the president.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:40 PM (KZzsI)

427 Our own government is now "Russian disinformation".

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 27, 2022 04:40 PM (jTmQV)

428 I'm sure all electronic copies will be disappeared soon enough. Right after they've all been labeled with a warning message about Russian disinformation, along with support for Ukraine. Assuming they are not digitally modified to present Russia in a bad light and Ukraine in a good light....

Physical copies will only be available from the trunk of a car in an alley because no respectable bookseller will carry them (upon penalty of death).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Heh. No.

They are being modified in place to make them more amicable to The Narrative ™ .

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2022 04:40 PM (IEa8U)

429 Christianity will be illegal sooner than you think.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 04:40 PM (KhS2D)

430 Interesting report at PJ Media: Kamala is on Paxlovid, which I believe is the so-called "Pfizermectin". That's intended only for people really sick with Covid, so either she's pulling elite rank to get treatments she doesn't actually need or she's sicker than they're letting on.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2022 04:41 PM (ZGrMX)

431 And now she'll be putting that blatantly biased judgment, and that ideology-befouled bullshit-detector, into practice writing America's censorship codes.
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She'll be enthusiastically complying with her spook buddies and fellow narrative crafters on what to censor. I seriously doubt that her bullshit detector isn't malfunctioning. She's on the inside and manufacturing the bullshit right along with the rest of them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:41 PM (DU+/6)

432 TWO BEATS OFF

**

Thanks. I needed that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 27, 2022 04:41 PM (SfD1B)

433 421 Only a matter of time until we have 10 star generals.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 27, 2022 04:36 PM (b2nrj)

General Petraeus had so much fruit salad he ad to use the backside of his tunic when he wasn't zooming his subordinates.

Where is he gonna put all those extra stars?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 27, 2022 04:39 PM (/1l9x)

What if we gave generals really big hats?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 27, 2022 04:41 PM (b2nrj)

434 Christianity will be illegal sooner than you think.

They got away with shutting churches down just last year. SHUTTING CHURCHES DOWN. That had to be a huge encouragement to the left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:42 PM (KZzsI)

435 154 Kind of amazing that they keep coming up with the same concept that has been a meme of creeping fascism in storytelling for ages.

Didn't they call it the Ministry of Truth in Babylon 5?

20 years later, here we are.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 27, 2022 04:13 PM (rdUdY)
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B5 had PsyCorps running the show, we have PsychoCorps. And none of them are as smart as Bester was.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 27, 2022 04:42 PM (lNHqD)

436 The question we are all wrestling with right now is, what are we going to do about it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2022 04:21 PM (YIVH2)

Agreed. Would the SCOTUS even agree this is unconstitutional? And even if they did how long would it take to get this adjudicated through the courts?

Posted by: Iris at April 27, 2022 04:42 PM (DibdT)

437 Flaming skull.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2022 04:39 PM (ptqGC)

Yeah, when you pimped the Hunter laptop is Russia, Russia, Russia, it is pretty clear you are running a propaganda ministry. The maroons forgot to disarm the populace, first.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 27, 2022 04:42 PM (SH2Zi)

438 >>Thanks. I needed that.


Repeater is how I start my day.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2022 04:42 PM (js33G)

439 422
There won't be a meaningful response to anything, violent or peaceful, at any time in the foreseeable future. Civil War talk is dumb.

My views have evolved on this. Five years ago, I thought it was inevitable in the currently young generation. I was wrong. I've adjusted my "civil unrest Gannt chart" about 30 years forward since then.

The American people won't push back until they're starving.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2022 04:40 PM (UGDPW)

You've got a different timeline for starvation than I do then.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 27, 2022 04:42 PM (b2nrj)

440 Wut

@jsolomonReport -35m

Tucker Carlson to headline Iowa summit, sparking fresh speculation about presidential run

#JustTheNews

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2022 04:42 PM (ptqGC)

441 This is not the hill to die on.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2022 04:43 PM (h1mzz)

442 Flood the Zone.

They set up this agency, send in "tips" of every bit of leftist disinformation found online or otherwise published.

Bury them under avalanches of their own bullshit.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2022 04:43 PM (QzJWU)

443
They are being modified in place to make them more amicable to The Narrative ™

Which is why I love my dead tree library.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 04:43 PM (IDhUW)

444 The American people won't push back until they're starving.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2022 04:40 PM (UGDPW)

Definitely more pain is indicated.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 27, 2022 04:43 PM (SH2Zi)

445 Tucker Carlson to headline Iowa summit, sparking fresh speculation about presidential run

LOL no.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:43 PM (KZzsI)

446 >>>They got away with shutting churches down just last year. SHUTTING CHURCHES DOWN. That had to be a huge encouragement to the left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:42 PM (KZzsI)

Only because the churches let them. They didn't have to. They chose to. I say this as a refugee from my own church that did not heed my warnings. They lost 50% of the congregation and still peeling off.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 27, 2022 04:43 PM (QYPq3)

447 >>> 422
There won't be a meaningful response to anything, violent or peaceful, at any time in the foreseeable future. Civil War talk is dumb.

My views have evolved on this. Five years ago, I thought it was inevitable in the currently young generation. I was wrong. I've adjusted my "civil unrest Gannt chart" about 30 years forward since then.

The American people won't push back until they're starving.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2022 04:40 PM (UGDPW)

According to Jen Pisshockey there is no danger of that happening any time soon.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2022 04:44 PM (llON8)

448 What Biden is doing though is setting himself and his accomplices up for obstruction of justice if they use the executive branch to attack the Hunter Biden briefcase.

Or would be if we had a nation of laws. That nation has been dead more or less since InSlaw was screwed by Reagan's second AG Ed Meese (William French Smith was the first) and that coverup continued well into the Bush administration with asshole Barr serving as deep state cleanup.

Inslaw software was stolen basically because the intel agencies wanted a way to compile dossiers electronically and track action on them. So, the US Fed Gov stole the company's software by replicating it in house and stalled the infringement and contract lawsuit by citing national security as a cover.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2022 04:44 PM (Iq9dF)

449 What if we gave generals really big hats?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 27, 2022 04:41 PM (b2nrj)
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We tried that. It just makes the guys under them look really little.

Posted by: North Korea at April 27, 2022 04:44 PM (ARs9M)

450 I wonder how much fascism, exactly, the NeverTrumpers are prepared to support in the name of fighting the fascism that exists chiefly in their darkly masturbatory imaginations.

====

ALL OF IT. It's probably coming from them...their fkng institutes of this and that.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2022 04:44 PM (3WWC/)

451 This busty redhead is not surprised that the new minister of truth conspired in the Hunter Biden laptop suppression:
https://is.gd/cUI2ak

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:44 PM (DU+/6)

452 I'd vote for TuCa

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2022 04:44 PM (v31Ye)

453 Oooh, burning skull now

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:44 PM (V6f9+)

454
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2022 04:43 PM (QzJWU)

Yo! Wanted you to know I saw your invitation from that thread the other night and mouth watered for days. Missus misses chippys like you can't imagine.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 04:45 PM (dscaa)

455 Only because the churches let them. They didn't have to. They chose to.

Yeah but that's even worse than guys showing up with guns. They got people to do it to themselves over nothing but a really bad cold.

Outlawing Christianity would be cake for them now. A sizable portion of Christians in America want it to happen because they think that means Jesus is coming in the next few months.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:45 PM (KZzsI)

456 451 This busty redhead is not surprised that the new minister of truth conspired in the Hunter Biden laptop suppression:
https://is.gd/cUI2ak
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:44 PM (DU+/6)

Holy nipples....take my soul

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:45 PM (V6f9+)

457 Does this phony Disinformation Governance Board come with a budget to build Disinformation Prisons or is the plan to imprison everyone the same cells as the people being held on the phony charges of insurrection on January 6, 2020? This DBG is an all out assault to nullify the US Constitution and render the Bill of Rights meaningless. The Uniparty + parasites (I am looking at you sweet cheeks Kevin) know that they would never be able to rewrite the Constitution to reflect their desires to be like Cousin Xi. Instead they just ignore all that ugly legality and create endless boards and departments, stocked to the gunwales with True Blue Marxist-Fascists, that are immune from oversight and control to obliterate the US Constitution until the rule of law is the rule of "fuck you."

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 27, 2022 04:45 PM (9I3i5)

458 >>The Department tasked with internal national security enforcement in the United States has now been additionally charged with patrolling the speech of Americans for speech the US government deems threatening or unhelpful to its narratives.

The DHS has not been tasked legislatively do any of this. There zero statutory laws on the books concerning "misinformation" that they are tasked to enforce by law.

It's retarded to give this much more than a "yeah, so what?" The fact that lefties think this is a thing? Yeah, skewer them...that we think its a thing, like an enforceable thing, forget it.

Posted by: Boswell at April 27, 2022 04:45 PM (5iUNf)

459 >> This busty redhead is not surprised that the new minister of truth conspired in the Hunter Biden laptop suppression:
https://is.gd/cUI2ak


Sharp Elbows.

Nice Lips.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2022 04:45 PM (js33G)

460 I said they would choose the worst most insulting possible person to head this thing but I think that was pretty obvious.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 04:46 PM (dscaa)

461 Does this phony Disinformation Governance Board come with a budget to build Disinformation Prisons or is the plan to imprison everyone the same cells as the people being held on the phony charges of insurrection on January 6, 2020?

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Remember how we laughed and laughed at the idea of Hillary's Happy Fun Camps? Good times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2022 04:46 PM (ptqGC)

462 What if we gave generals really big hats?

Shoulderpads. Huge shoulderpads indicate power and status.

Posted by: Star Wars The Old Republic at April 27, 2022 04:46 PM (KZzsI)

463 Does this phony Disinformation Governance Board come with a budget to build Disinformation Prisons or is the plan to imprison everyone the same cells as the people being held on the phony charges of insurrection on January 6, 2020? This DBG is an all out assault to nullify the US Constitution and render the Bill of Rights meaningless. The Uniparty + parasites (I am looking at you sweet cheeks Kevin) know that they would never be able to rewrite the Constitution to reflect their desires to be like Cousin Xi. Instead they just ignore all that ugly legality and create endless boards and departments, stocked to the gunwales with True Blue Marxist-Fascists, that are immune from oversight and control to obliterate the US Constitution until the rule of law is the rule of "fuck you."
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 27, 2022 04:45 PM (9I3i5)
++++
I am sure they will tag on to existing budgets for enforcement (FBI, Secret Service, etc.) but you can be sure they'll have a Blue Ribbon Appeals Board to ensure due process is maintained...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:46 PM (DU+/6)

464 >>> 429 Christianity will be illegal sooner than you think.
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 04:40 PM (KhS2D)

Most of the Bible is "hate speech" according to leftists, so I was thinking sooner than later.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2022 04:46 PM (llON8)

465 430 Interesting report at PJ Media: Kamala is on Paxlovid, which I believe is the so-called "Pfizermectin". That's intended only for people really sick with Covid, so either she's pulling elite rank to get treatments she doesn't actually need or she's sicker than they're letting on.

Posted by: Ian S.
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I took it this January when I had the coof. Kept me probably from going to the hospital but it requires discontinuing a lot of medications which is problematic for those with heart conditions. I have immunity issues and this was my second time dancing with coof. Both times, I got long haul version of it and am fighting effects from it even now.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2022 04:46 PM (Iq9dF)

466 They got away with shutting churches down just last year. SHUTTING CHURCHES DOWN. That had to be a huge encouragement to the left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:42 PM (KZzsI)

Only because the churches let them. They didn't have to. They chose to. I say this as a refugee from my own church that did not heed my warnings

And some churches are prepared now and won't let it happen again.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 04:46 PM (IDhUW)

467 So, who give more disinformation to the American Public.

The Russian Government, OR OUR OWN.
Posted by: Romeo13 a


are you kidding? Russian gov. lies wouldn't amount to a pimple on the ass of the damage our own gov. does with lies.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 27, 2022 04:46 PM (oXeHR)

468 Oooh, burning skull now
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:44 PM (V6f9+)
.......

I don't see the steel plate

Posted by: wth at April 27, 2022 04:46 PM (v0R5T)

469
You've got a different timeline for starvation than I do then.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 27, 2022 04:42 PM (b2nrj)

It's entirely possible the government will take the Soviet approach and export all harvests in disfavored regions for foreign currency. At gunpoint. All bets are off in that case; it's anyone's game.

But short of that, America's enormous ag capacity is enough to keep people from dying in large numbers in the near future. Even with increasingly dysfunctional central planning and deterioration of supply chains. We grow a *lot* of food here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2022 04:47 PM (UGDPW)

470 How much Twitter hardware is now being "wiped with a cloth" I wonder?

Because the impossibly, universally acute reaction to Musk taking over Twitter is a technological and political earthquake we've not seen since, maybe, ever.

Deep Statism is in a visible panic.

And I'm calling it now: Elon Musk is the 2022 Person of the Year.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 27, 2022 04:47 PM (aXxgO)

471 200 I'm no fan at this point but Bush , who's been out of office for 14 years is the shiny object of distraction. He's worse than boobs in changing the direction of a thread.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:17 PM (+ekwe)


Eh, I'd say he's relevant here given that he's largely responsible for the abomination that is DHS.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 27, 2022 04:48 PM (DTX3h)

472 This also has the added benefit of transferring loads of money from the taxpayer to the media under the name of "misinformation outreach'. Can't wait for the Ministry of Truth to flood the zone with paid propaganda. Line up to the trough CNN, Facebook, MSNBC, etc., etc.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 27, 2022 04:48 PM (qH6FZ)

473 Most of the Bible is "hate speech" according to leftists

Leftists used to dislike the Bible but love Jesus because hippie haircut and "love thy neighbor" pretty much all they knew about him.

Now they attack Jesus too. White supremacist male who was super bad for His ideas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:48 PM (KZzsI)

474 Irregular migration. First it was illegal aliens. But that sounds too hard. Then undocumented. But I guess even that is too mean. So now they are just irregular. You know like how some people wear irregular pant sizes. No biggie.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 27, 2022 04:48 PM (3vQN0)

475 Interesting report at PJ Media: Kamala is on Paxlovid, which I believe is the so-called "Pfizermectin". That's intended only for people really sick with Covid, so either she's pulling elite rank to get treatments she doesn't actually need or she's sicker than they're letting on.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2022 04:41 PM (ZGrMX)
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I don't know. I could make a strong argument for either. If she's actually brutally sick, that would be terrible news. A VP vacancy with the President on his last legs and a deranged alcoholic from the wrong faction next in line, all in the face of a likely turnover of House leadership in a couple months, well, that would be a nightmare scenario.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:48 PM (DU+/6)

476 They got away with shutting churches down just last year. SHUTTING CHURCHES DOWN. That had to be a huge encouragement to the left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:42 PM (KZzsI)

While allowing casinos to open. Thanks John Roberts .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:48 PM (+ekwe)

477 They got away with shutting churches down just last year. SHUTTING CHURCHES DOWN. That had to be a huge encouragement to the left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:42 PM (KZzsI)

Only because the churches let them. They didn't have to. They chose to. I say this as a refugee from my own church that did not heed my warnings. They lost 50% of the congregation and still peeling off.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 27, 2022 04:43 PM (QYPq3)

On the other hand, churches that stayed open and sane ( like the one that is now my church) gained LOTs of new congregants.

Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at April 27, 2022 04:49 PM (5y7pR)

478 I knew this was coming when Elon said he was going to buy twitter. No surprise at all.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - no longer playing the game at April 27, 2022 04:49 PM (9qiMu)

479 There won't be a meaningful response to anything, violent or peaceful, at any time in the foreseeable future. Civil War talk is dumb.

My views have evolved on this. Five years ago, I thought it was inevitable in the currently young generation. I was wrong. I've adjusted my "civil unrest Gannt chart" about 30 years forward since then.

The American people won't push back until they're starving.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2022 04:40 PM (UGDPW)

I've given up hoping for any aid or organization there. I'm gunned up and I have my own lines and we'll see what we see.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:49 PM (V6f9+)

480 I have immunity issues and this was my second time dancing with coof. Both times, I got long haul version of it and am fighting effects from it even now.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2022 04:46 PM (Iq9dF)

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I hope you are over it soon. Every time I think I'm past it, I have a day where I can barely walk across a room. Brain fog, too. Had a day like that yesterday, but the episodes are getting fewer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2022 04:49 PM (ptqGC)

481 This also has the added benefit of transferring loads of money from the taxpayer to the media under the name of "misinformation outreach'. Can't wait for the Ministry of Truth to flood the zone with paid propaganda. Line up to the trough CNN, Facebook, MSNBC, etc., etc.
Posted by: lowandslow at April 27, 2022 04:48 PM (qH6FZ)
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Yeah, probably. I hadn't considered the "launder money into the media" angle, but it'll probably come to pass.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:49 PM (DU+/6)

482 >>>Yeah but that's even worse than guys showing up with guns. They got people to do it to themselves over nothing but a really bad cold.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:45 PM (KZzsI)

That was my point.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 27, 2022 04:49 PM (QYPq3)

483 How can Jesus be a white Supremacist? I have been told a million times by the left he was a brown man.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 27, 2022 04:49 PM (3vQN0)

484 Thank the Lord we have the GOP to fight back against this obvious overreach, huh?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 27, 2022 04:49 PM (LKTKP)

485 Gilliam's "Brazil".

If you've never watched, you should.

It used to be a satiric vision of a future fascist technoworld.

Now, it's pretty much current.

Posted by: pawn at April 27, 2022 04:49 PM (kYVzH)

486 446 >>>They got away with shutting churches down just last year. SHUTTING CHURCHES DOWN. That had to be a huge encouragement to the left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:42 PM (KZzsI)

Only because the churches let them. They didn't have to. They chose to. I say this as a refugee from my own church that did not heed my warnings. They lost 50% of the congregation and still peeling off.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 27, 2022 04:43 PM (QYPq3)

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Yes, same experience. The whole "fear not" crapped out when a flu was being touted as death. Even so, "fear not" should have been the Church's mantra.

No, we got a bunch of sniveling lefties running things. How is that turning out for you?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 27, 2022 04:49 PM (DcKNO)

487 Kevin McCarthy and Mitch McConnell look forward to having a say in who gets targeted by the Disinformation Governance Board. They will use it to target Republicans.

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at April 27, 2022 04:49 PM (zcPgo)

488 It's entirely possible the government will take the Soviet approach and export all harvests in disfavored regions for foreign currency. At gunpoint. All bets are off in that case; it's anyone's game.

But short of that, America's enormous ag capacity is enough to keep people from dying in large numbers in the near future. Even with increasingly dysfunctional central planning and deterioration of supply chains. We grow a *lot* of food here.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2022 04:47 PM (UGDPW)

Farming needs land, infrastructure, and (skilled/specialized) people. The latter is definitely shrinking as far as agriculture goes, and I wouldn't put land seizure and redistribution past the commies. Despite the supply chain woes, I think infrastructure and equipment is the area least likely to be troubled.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 27, 2022 04:49 PM (b2nrj)

489 Irregular migration. First it was illegal aliens. But that sounds too hard. Then undocumented. But I guess even that is too mean. So now they are just irregular.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 27, 2022 04:48 PM (3vQN0)

Carlitos don't surf.

Posted by: Lt. Col. Kilgore at April 27, 2022 04:50 PM (SH2Zi)

490 Joe, Joe Goebbels named the new director.

Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2022 04:50 PM (gmo/4)

491 THIS IS THE HILL TO DIE ON.

This is the line of division. Either you vow to burn down this unconstitutional star chamber, or you will never get another vote or contribution.

Posted by: slowly, every so slowly, then ALL AT ONCE at April 27, 2022 04:50 PM (Ypy5Y)

492 >>>On the other hand, churches that stayed open and sane ( like the one that is now my church) gained LOTs of new congregants.

Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at April 27, 2022 04:49 PM (5y7pR)

Correct.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 27, 2022 04:50 PM (QYPq3)

493 FUck all these people. One step closer to the end of all this nonsense.

Posted by: Eli Cash at April 27, 2022 04:50 PM (SScvq)

494 Ian S.: "Interesting report at PJ Media: Kamala is on Paxlovid, which I believe is the so-called 'Pfizermectin'."

Good thing she's not in Russia. She'd be given Poloniumectin.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 27, 2022 04:51 PM (aXxgO)

495 487 Kevin McCarthy and Mitch McConnell look forward to having a say in who gets targeted by the Disinformation Governance Board. They will use it to target Republicans.
Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at April 27, 2022 04:49 PM (zcPgo)


Just send 100 dollars to the GOPe fund and we will defund this horrible overreach!

Probably.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 27, 2022 04:51 PM (LKTKP)

496 Inslaw software was stolen basically because the intel agencies wanted a way to compile dossiers electronically and track action on them. So, the US Fed Gov stole the company's software by replicating it in house and stalled the infringement and contract lawsuit by citing national security as a cover.

InSlaw software was also wildly overdue, over budget and spanned over a decade in its development such the technology it started with was already obsolete before it was ever deployed.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 27, 2022 04:51 PM (AHeqJ)

497 Churches with 50 members were unsafe. A Walmart or Costco with 1000 people inside was 100% safe.

Science people!!! Trust the damn science.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 27, 2022 04:51 PM (3vQN0)

498 I am sure they will tag on to existing budgets for enforcement (FBI, Secret Service, etc.) but you can be sure they'll have a Blue Ribbon Appeals Board to ensure due process is maintained...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:46 PM (DU+/6)

You have to have a regulatory law passed by Congress in order to suggest to the FBI to investigate or the DOJ to charge and indict a violator for. You can't just degree by EO that NASA gets to enforce Area 51 misinformation and the FBI can arrest hippies in the desert southwest for not agreeing the aliens have visited Joe Biden's brain.

Come on! AtC - Whig - help me out here!

Posted by: Boswell at April 27, 2022 04:51 PM (5iUNf)

499 Oooh, burning skull now
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:44 PM (V6f9+)
.......

I don't see the steel plate
Posted by: wth at April 27, 2022 04:46 PM (v0R5T)

It's not the fancy skull

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:52 PM (V6f9+)

500 >>> 473
.....
Leftists used to dislike the Bible but love Jesus because hippie haircut and "love thy neighbor" pretty much all they knew about him.

Now they attack Jesus too. White supremacist male who was super bad for His ideas.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:48 PM (KZzsI)

"What's the big deal about harming kids?" -- leftists

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2022 04:52 PM (llON8)

501 It's going to be real interesting to see who gets arrested first and then the big show trial.

But yeah, the hill to not die on, but to launch the counter offensive.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2022 04:52 PM (axyOa)

502 "It's entirely possible the government will take the Soviet approach and export all harvests in disfavored regions for foreign currency. At gunpoint. All bets are off in that case; it's anyone's game."

Well they are already exporting oil from our strategic reserve, so it's already happening in a way. Food next. China will be happy.

Posted by: pawn at April 27, 2022 04:52 PM (kYVzH)

503 Migrants minus Metamucil

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2022 04:52 PM (63Dwl)

504 Kevin McCarthy and Mitch McConnell look forward to having a say in who gets targeted by the Disinformation Governance Board. They will use it to target Republicans.
Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at April 27, 2022 04:49 PM

Mittens will love this too. All of Cuckservative Dinc. will be fine with it, because they suck ass. Hey Frenchie and Kristol, how's things over on your side?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2022 04:52 PM (h1mzz)

505 You have to have a regulatory law passed by Congress in order to suggest to the FBI to investigate or the DOJ to charge and indict a violator for. You can't just degree by EO that NASA gets to enforce Area 51 misinformation and the FBI can arrest hippies in the desert southwest for not agreeing the aliens have visited Joe Biden's brain.

Come on! AtC - Whig - help me out here!
Posted by: Boswell at April 27, 2022 04:51 PM (5iUNf)
++++
You seem to be under the assumption that any of this is lawful.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:52 PM (DU+/6)

506 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG #Texit at April 27, 2022 04:52 PM (9nPZp)

507 John MacArthur shut down at first, then refused to the second time, and his church has grown considerably despite being under near-total attack by the California government for a year or more.

People want this from church, they want strength, confidence, peace, and consistency. No matter how bad things get churches should never, ever close. Never.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:53 PM (KZzsI)

508 No way in the hot place this diversity hire knows what an inflection point is.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 27, 2022 04:53 PM (z9npv)

509 Oooh, burning skull now
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:44 PM (V6f9+)
.......

I don't see the steel plate
Posted by: wth at April 27, 2022 04:46 PM (v0R5T)

It's not the fancy skull
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:52 PM (V6f9+)
***
Cardboard health plan

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2022 04:53 PM (axyOa)

510 When we say the country has been taken over by Marxists, we weren't kidding. This is banana republic dictatorship shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 27, 2022 04:53 PM (LKTKP)

511 A lot of Churches didn't just voluntarily close but tried to fight the closures through the courts.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:53 PM (+ekwe)

512 I hope you are over it soon. Every time I think I'm past it, I have a day where I can barely walk across a room. Brain fog, too. Had a day like that yesterday, but the episodes are getting fewer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2022 04:49 PM (ptqGC)

God bless you Jane, I truly hope you and whig feel completely well soon. The long haul stuff sounds wretched.

Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2022 04:53 PM (JrN/x)

513 You seem to be under the assumption that any of this is lawful.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:52 PM (DU+/6)

"Laws are silent in times of war"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:53 PM (V6f9+)

514 People want this from church, they want strength, confidence, peace, and consistency. No matter how bad things get churches should never, ever close. Never.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:53 PM (KZzsI)

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^^^^^THIS^^^^^^

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 27, 2022 04:53 PM (DcKNO)

515 Desantis or Trump need to get elected and wipe this shit out. I have zero faith in any of the others. We are being fucked over.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2022 04:54 PM (h1mzz)

516 Repeater is how I start my day.

*

It's a rare band that doesn't really have any bad songs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 27, 2022 04:54 PM (Qp1hz)

517 This is what Obama gave the speech about at Stanford last Thursday.
Battle space prep.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 27, 2022 04:54 PM (jTmQV)

518
You have to have a regulatory law passed by Congress in order to suggest to the FBI to investigate or the DOJ to charge and indict a violator for. You can't just degree by EO that NASA gets to enforce Area 51 misinformation and the FBI can arrest hippies in the desert southwest for not agreeing the aliens have visited Joe Biden's brain.

You mean, like the FISAs used against PDT?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 04:54 PM (IDhUW)

519 Not gonna say 911 was an inside job, but it sure was a long term job.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 27, 2022 04:54 PM (mo5H2)

520 506 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: AllenG #Texit at April 27, 2022 04:52 PM (9nPZp)

+1

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 04:54 PM (V6f9+)

521 I keep going back and listening to a 5+ year old sermon from John MacArthur. When God Abandons a Nation. It's going to get worse, prepare accordingly.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 27, 2022 04:55 PM (sAmhv)

522 Did the churches in London stay open during the Blitz?

Posted by: pawn at April 27, 2022 04:55 PM (kYVzH)

523 I am curious to see how my cow-orkers, especially the so-called "leaders", react to some of this.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2022 04:55 PM (llON8)

524 Only a matter of time until we have 10 star generals.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 27, 2022 04:36 PM (b2nrj)

General Petraeus had so much fruit salad he ad to use the backside of his tunic when he wasn't zooming his subordinates.

Where is he gonna put all those extra stars?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 27, 2022 04:39 PM (/1l9x)

There is an old Soviet era joke about Leonid Brezhnev:

"Leonid Ilyich is in surgery." / "His heart again?" / "No, chest expansion surgery, to make room for one more Gold Star medal."

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at April 27, 2022 04:55 PM (zcPgo)

525 I know I'm late to the party, but since when does an executive agency get to expand its powers without authorization?

And why isn't every elected republican from Cocain Mitch all the way down to the local dog catcher not already going nuclear over this? This is blatantly unconstitutional and tyrannical and must not stand.

Posted by: AllenG #Texit at April 27, 2022 04:55 PM (9nPZp)

526 It's time to turn the Deep State into rubble.

Then make the rubble bounce.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 27, 2022 04:55 PM (wtvvX)

527 >>>A lot of Churches didn't just voluntarily close but tried to fight the closures through the courts.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:53 PM (+ekwe)

Successfully. There is a reason Grace Community got EVERYTHING they wanted. They were going to win and the government (LA County, City, State) didn't want precedent set. Cannot wait for the documentary to come out.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 27, 2022 04:55 PM (QYPq3)

528 You seem to be under the assumption that any of this is lawful.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:52 PM (DU+/6)

Come on, Joe. You know I am suggesting its not lawful, everyone knows it. The DHS knows it, you know it, the left knows it. No one is going to jail for "misinformation' in a violation of this committee...

this is meant to stir up the right, to tweak us. Its ignorable. Ignore it.

Posted by: Boswell at April 27, 2022 04:56 PM (5iUNf)

529 Just read the controversial new kids' book Johnny the Walrus. Well, didn't read it so much as watched a video of the author reading it to a group of kids (who liked it).

The book is written in rhyme, Dr. Seuss-style, and tells the story of a boy who pretends to be a walrus, and whose mother is pressured by internet dopes to believe that he is a real walrus and should immediately begin his "transition." Mom takes Johnny to a doctor who wants to cut off Johnny's feet and re-shape them into fins, so Johnny's body will match his "identity" as a walrus more closely.

Mom eventually takes Johnny to the walrus pen at the local zoo, where the other walruses stare at him and the zookeeper tells Johnny's mom that he's just a boy who's pretending, he's not really a walrus. Mom finally gets it and drives Johnny home, as he sticks his arm out the window and pretends to be a bird.

Amazon is trying to ban the book because "it tells transgender kids to commit suicide" and it "promotes bullying of transgenders" (it does neither).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 27, 2022 04:56 PM (k4dH2)

530 How do they fund it if Republicans take charge of Congress?

Posted by: TitanTom at April 27, 2022 04:56 PM (oQ1G4)

531 The churches bent to the millennial pussies.

The military bent to the millennial pussies.

Having followed this blog for 15 years, is anyone surprised about this?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 27, 2022 04:56 PM (mo5H2)

532 Thinking about it. Brezhnev Stagnation era jokes are very appropriate right now.

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at April 27, 2022 04:57 PM (zcPgo)

533 Like Thom Tillis?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 27, 2022 04:10 PM (SfD1B)

Hey! I'm here too!

Posted by: Richard Burr at April 27, 2022 04:57 PM (8Avx7)

534 Only because the churches let them. They didn't have to. They chose to. I say this as a refugee from my own church that did not heed my warnings

And some churches are prepared now and won't let it happen again.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 04:46 PM (IDhUW

Bullshit. The churches will fold like cheap suits again if the government tells them to.

Even though I don't go to church, I still had a deep respect for them. Now, not so much.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 27, 2022 04:57 PM (Qhnrt)

535 "Hate speech" opened this door.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 04:57 PM (IDhUW)

536 I keep telling you - the response isn't to give free speech to everyone. That idea is long gone and proven too corruptible. The answer is banning commies from all squares of life.

It is *fully principled* to not allow people who subvert and undermine a system to participate in that system. Makes people uncomfortable but hopefully you are starting to see the sense in it.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 04:57 PM (dscaa)

537 WTF is it about this new fad "censorship" that has the Dem's coming in their pants? It's like they want to freak people out so that they don't really see what is going on behind the curtain.

Posted by: sidney at April 27, 2022 04:57 PM (Uy/WF)

538 How do they fund it if Republicans take charge of Congress?

Posted by: TitanTom at April 27, 2022 04:56 PM (oQ1G4)

You mean Republicans like McCarthy, McConnell, and Graham?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 27, 2022 04:58 PM (SH2Zi)

539 You mean, like the FISAs used against PDT?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 04:54 PM (IDhUW)

Unfortunately it wasn't necessarily the law that was at fault in that instance but the lying pieces of crap that violated the law and the judges who allowed them to do it.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:58 PM (+ekwe)

540 "Hate speech" opened this door.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 04:57 PM (IDhUW)

Allowing communists to participate, recruit and flourish opened this door.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 04:58 PM (dscaa)

541 The Catholic church does what it's told to do, evidently.

And yes, I'm a part of that church, it's why I'm so disappointed and disinterested.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 27, 2022 04:58 PM (DcKNO)

542 How do they fund it if Republicans take charge of Congress?

Posted by: TitanTom at April 27, 2022 04:56 PM (oQ1G4)

LOL

Posted by: The GOP at April 27, 2022 04:58 PM (dscaa)

543 Come on, Joe. You know I am suggesting its not lawful, everyone knows it. The DHS knows it, you know it, the left knows it. No one is going to jail for "misinformation' in a violation of this committee...

this is meant to stir up the right, to tweak us. Its ignorable. Ignore it.
Posted by: Boswell at April 27, 2022 04:56 PM (5iUNf)
++++
No, that's true. No one is likely to go to jail for it. But it is wrong to ignore it, and every elected official should be calling for blood. This is an "official, narrative-compliant truth" commission that will dictate terms to Big Tech. They do this anyway, but they're putting it out in the open and under a flatly illegal structure that will make it far worse and likely far more effective.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:58 PM (DU+/6)

544 Gilliam's "Brazil".

If you've never watched, you should.

It used to be a satiric vision of a future fascist technoworld.

Now, it's pretty much current.

Posted by: pawn at April 27, 2022 04:49 PM


it's also a Christmas movie, like Die Hard

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2022 04:58 PM (DUIap)

545 #530 The Republicans would vote to "temporarily" fund it in the name of "bi-partisanship". Then they'd confirm the most ardent Marxist on the planet to be the agency head.

Posted by: Crusader at April 27, 2022 04:59 PM (ibQSj)

546 This is starting to piss me off.

Posted by: Y5 at April 27, 2022 04:59 PM (VMY76)

547 How do they fund it if Republicans take charge of Congress?

Posted by: TitanTom at April 27, 2022 04:56 PM (oQ1G4)

LOL! Well, folks in the base, we had to compromise with Pres. Biden to let him have his censorship board, so we could get all of our big priorities passed.

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at April 27, 2022 04:59 PM (zcPgo)

548 And some churches are prepared now and won't let it happen again.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 04:46 PM (IDhUW

Bullshit. The churches will fold like cheap suits again if the government tells them to.

Even though I don't go to church, I still had a deep respect for them. Now, not so much.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 27

I understand. However, my point stands, the church I attend has discussed this and we will not close again.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 04:59 PM (IDhUW)

549 Come on! AtC - Whig - help me out here!
Posted by: Boswell
---------------

Boswell,
The trick is that they tie you to foreign information via the skip intercept rule--same thing as the Bacon game but more serious. Last I checked it was 3 skips--so if you have any communication with a friend and then that friend has a friend who has a friend--every one's comms in that chain can be monitored if anyone's friend in that chain has foreign comms (includes Proton Mail btw which is based in Switzerland). So the stated claim is investigating foreign disinfo dissemination but the Feebs or Homeland Security knocks on your door for a chat. Then they nail you with process crimes like poor General Flynn for obstruction or lying to a federal agent.

If they find anything interesting in your comms, finances, etc, then they also pass tips (washed out as by a reliable informer) to other fed agencies or to friendly state and local jurisdictions that undertake to harass you.

It is a trap that Kafka would be proud of writing about.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2022 04:59 PM (Iq9dF)

550 Amazon is trying to ban the book because "it tells transgender kids to commit suicide" and it "promotes bullying of transgenders" (it does neither).

Amazon is mostly pissed off that its the best-selling book in the LGBTQWERTY section and Matt Walsh is laughing at them. And they are looking for ways to shut him down. Which frightens and disturbs me as an author, but honestly I'm not surprised. I have known for years this was coming eventually for all of us who write.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 04:59 PM (KZzsI)

551 How long before the Disinformation Governance Board, in the name of keeping us safe from not loving Nancy Pelosi's pussy, expands its reach to include a fully functioning surveillance system, licensing requirements to access all information, and social credit system that will strip you of the ability have a bank account or the ability to travel and then, because they aren't feeling sporty enough quite yet for summary executions, lay on crushing civil financial penalties? This is what these Marxist-Fascists that have taken over the Federal government over that decades, and the Executive branch through an election coup, are aiming to accomplish.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 27, 2022 04:59 PM (9I3i5)

552 How do they fund it if Republicans take charge of Congress?
Posted by: TitanTom at April 27, 2022 04:56 PM (oQ1G4)

The GOPe promises to cut 5% of the yearly increases they ask for.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 27, 2022 04:59 PM (qH6FZ)

553 525 I know I'm late to the party, but since when does an executive agency get to expand its powers without authorization?
_______________

The Biden Junta believes that "government of limited powers" means that the federal government is only limited to whatever the junta members can't imagine. Any power they can imagine for themselves, they take.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 27, 2022 05:00 PM (k4dH2)

554 Unfortunately it wasn't necessarily the law that was at fault in that instance but the lying pieces of crap that violated the law and the judges who allowed them to do it.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 04:58 PM (+ekwe)
++++
The law is a serious problem. It is written in such a way that eliminates transparency, due process, advocacy for the defendant and any possibility of avoiding misbehavior by the state. It's a secret star chamber. It was written to be abused, and it was.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 05:00 PM (DU+/6)

555 507 John MacArthur shut down at first, then refused to the second time, and his church has grown considerably despite being under near-total attack by the California government for a year or more.

People want this from church, they want strength, confidence, peace, and consistency. No matter how bad things get churches should never, ever close. Never.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



The church I go to is very similar to Grace Community Church. Our pastor went to MacArthur's seminary in California. Our church followed the same template with similar results. No attacks from any level of government though. Amazing, considering we our outside DC.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 27, 2022 05:00 PM (sAmhv)

556 Eventually it will come to revolution as Leftists don't say no for long before cracking down.

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2022 05:00 PM (2JoB8)

557 Grossly unconstitutional. It's the marriage of COVID speech codes with the "national security" propaganda re: Ukraine. They'll lean on all the tech companies to censor speech based on the pronouncements of this board.

The government is abolishing the 1st Amendment.

Posted by: Revenant at April 27, 2022 05:00 PM (BF5+T)

558 The churches will fold like cheap suits again if the government tells them to.

Most will, but more than last time will defy the government and John Robert's asinine decision.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 05:00 PM (KZzsI)

559 The law is no good if it isn't followed.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 05:00 PM (IDhUW)

560 I understand. However, my point stands, the church I attend has discussed this and we will not close again.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 04:59 PM (IDhUW)

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Excellent.

May I ask the denomination?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 27, 2022 05:00 PM (DcKNO)

561 We're not gonna make it.
No turning back.
Too far gone.
The end is near.

Posted by: United States of America at April 27, 2022 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

562 Well I was tired of being enslaved by freedom anyhow. Since we are living in Idiocracy can we call it the Ministry of Truthiness?

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at April 27, 2022 05:01 PM (3AD8C)

563 In Canada you can't use the Bible to teach "conversion therapy".
That is a hate crime.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 27, 2022 05:01 PM (jTmQV)

564 What was that again about individual states raising armies?

Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2022 05:01 PM (gmo/4)

565 In Canada you can't use the Bible to teach "conversion therapy".

And the wording is so broad that it could (and will) be interpreted as "you cannot teach that homosexuality is wrong or a sin"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 05:02 PM (KZzsI)

566 The term "irregular migration" kind of gives the game away.

They do not see the USA as a country, or us as citizens. They see it as a giant experiment in international socialism where they are in charge.
By any definition it is an invasion of our sovereignty.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 27, 2022 05:02 PM (oXeHR)

567 This is starting to piss me off.
Posted by: Y5 at April 27

Well, it should.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 05:02 PM (IDhUW)

568 @julie_kelly2

Guys, wtf do you think has been happening for more than 15 months in DOJs "insurrection" prosecution?

Biden regime asking for prison time on petty offenses because the defendant believed "disinformation" about the election.

Prosecutors use memes, social media posts, videos...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 27, 2022 05:02 PM (ptqGC)

569 Amazon is trying to ban the book because "it tells transgender kids to commit suicide" and it "promotes bullying of transgenders" (it does neither).
==
It does tell kids that Mommie shouldn't listen to internet people or believe the things she reads on her phone, especially when it comes to her kids health and saftey.

Which is what can't be tolerated.

Posted by: The dystopia, its all around you at April 27, 2022 05:03 PM (X/Zwh)

570 As an addition to this post, I read that Musk counts anything that is not banned by law as censorship.

How convenient the DHS comes out with an illegal legal basis for banning speech?

They will provide the ruling. FCC will enforce. Because I guarantee you there is an FCC regulation that says they can fine for anything another government agency finds improper.
All totally legal, see?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2022 05:03 PM (1uZm7)

571 Those in the Gulag in Washington DC for Jan6 will be getting new roomies

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2022 05:03 PM (2JoB8)

572 May I ask the denomination

Christian Alliance

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 05:03 PM (IDhUW)

573 You know who else was big on disinformation?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2022 05:03 PM (1wSpQ)

574 I keep telling you - the response isn't to give free speech to everyone. That idea is long gone and proven too corruptible. The answer is banning commies from all squares of life.

It is *fully principled* to not allow people who subvert and undermine a system to participate in that system. Makes people uncomfortable but hopefully you are starting to see the sense in it.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 04:57 PM (dscaa)
===

Why just yesterday I was not too big on this idea but today, well it looks much more appealing. Also got to fight fire with fire and never turn the other cheek.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 27, 2022 05:03 PM (iDcra)

575 I nominate Patton for 12 stars.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2022 05:03 PM (bg3iC)

576 TitanTom: "How do they fund it if Republicans take charge of Congress?"

As soon as John McCain's funeral procession finishes, we'll initiate proceedings to contemplate the thinking of doing nothing at all. And then we'll do nothing at all.

Posted by: GOPe at April 27, 2022 05:04 PM (aXxgO)

577 This insane SJW doesn't belong anywhere near our 1st Amendment. She's a far left freak.

Nina Jankowicz

@wiczipedia

Last week I told @NPRMichel: I shudder to think about if free speech absolutists were taking over more platforms, what that would look like for the marginalized communities…which are already shouldering…disproportionate amounts of this abuse."

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2022 05:04 PM (ZLI7S)

578 551 How long before the Disinformation Governance Board, in the name of keeping us safe from not loving Nancy Pelosi's pussy, expands its reach to include a fully functioning surveillance system, licensing requirements to access all information, and social credit system that will strip you of the ability have a bank account or the ability to travel and then, because they aren't feeling sporty enough quite yet for summary executions, lay on crushing civil financial penalties?
Posted by: Lost In Space
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It is what they are planning but the whole enchilada is failing because they are incompetent and never think beyond getting through the day. They have wish lists and dreams but their implementation sucks and increasingly the public doesn't really buy what they are selling. The truth is the winning via a coup is not the same as by revolution. Revolutions inevitably involve hard bitten characters that do not care about mass shed of blood. Coup leaders are those that stab you in the back.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2022 05:04 PM (Iq9dF)

579 Did the churches in London stay open during the Blitz?

We shall hide from them on the beaches, we shall hide from them on the landing grounds, we shall hide from them in the fields and in the streets, we shall hide from them in the hills; we shall never be normal

Posted by: Sir Winston Fauci at April 27, 2022 05:05 PM (786Ro)

580 Remember: Everything the Nazis did was under legally passed, judicially approved laws.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2022 05:05 PM (1uZm7)

581 DHS now blatantly just ignores the Constitution and nobody does anything about it. We have open borders and human trafficking in violation of federal law, and now a First Amendment suppression hit squad. Where the hell have all the people with courage gone? There isn't a single one left in Washington.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2022 05:05 PM (ifHdv)

582 Weird world's Collide:

Johnny Depp trial today there was testimony that Amber Heard was dating Elon Musk while she was tryng to reconcile with Depp; she texted that she and Elon broke up and she was sad even tho she ne ver loved him- she was just passing time.

If there's testimony she dated Ace, my head will explode.

Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at April 27, 2022 05:05 PM (5y7pR)

583
So, we throw away freedom of speech just to protect Senile Joe's drug-infused, STD-infected, scumbag son.

Nice.

Have I got that right?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 27, 2022 05:05 PM (LV9Tl)

584 the "Disinformation Governance Board,"

Why not just call it Twitter and make Elon pick his own name?

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2022 05:05 PM (sm7HI)

585 In Canada you can't use the Bible to teach "conversion therapy".
That is a hate crime.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 27, 2022 05:01 PM


Can't teach it here in the US anymore apparently with the creation of the thought crime bureau.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 27, 2022 05:05 PM (bVYXr)

586 Last week I told @NPRMichel: I shudder to think about if free speech absolutists were taking over more platforms, what that would look like for the marginalized communities…which are already shouldering…disproportionate amounts of this abuse."
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2022 05:04 PM (ZLI7S)

Behold, thy field of fucks………

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2022 05:06 PM (gcnla)

587 Governance? That word seems out of place. Or maybe it is used by the Junta exactly per its definition in Merriam-Webster:

"the act or process of governing or overseeing the control and direction of something"


To me the title "Disinformation Governance Board" means a board controlling and directing production and distribution of disinformation. Not a board to identify disinformation and issue warnings about it. Is this another example of the Leftists not worrying any longer about advertising their goal of Totalitarianism Now?

Posted by: Gref at April 27, 2022 05:06 PM (AMIL/)

588 “And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand? After all, you knew ahead of time that those bluecaps were out at night for no good purpose. And you could be sure ahead of time that you’d be cracking the skull of a cutthroat.”

― Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago 1918–1956

I plan on making them fear.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 27, 2022 05:06 PM (iDcra)

589
US Government *.1 = the correct amount.

US Government * .5 = the left's wish. One of them to watch over one of us.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2022 05:06 PM (dQvv7)

590 From my cold dead keyboard!

Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 27, 2022 05:06 PM (X0CdQ)

591 Ace--

I just had this thought. Wasn't BHO whinging on about disinformation with the Iraq War Disinformation Kingpin and Editor of The Atlantic the other day?

Now, it's federal policy. I think that they just admitted who is actually President.

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at April 27, 2022 05:06 PM (zcPgo)

592 Notice: All future AOS HQ Moron Meetups have been relocated to Disinformation Governance Board approved locations. Pack accordingly and be sure to kiss your ass goodbye.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 27, 2022 05:06 PM (9I3i5)

593 In Canada you can't use the Bible to teach "conversion therapy".

And the wording is so broad that it could (and will) be interpreted as "you cannot teach that homosexuality is wrong or a sin"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 05:02 PM (KZzsI)


In my occasional Canadian preaching I've taught that homosexuality is a sin.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 27, 2022 05:07 PM (VdGjU)

594 Don’t tell me. Let me guess. It’s a tax.

Posted by: Holy crap at April 27, 2022 05:07 PM (glGDV)

595 No, that's true. No one is likely to go to jail for it. But it is wrong to ignore it, and every elected official should be calling for blood. This is an "official, narrative-compliant truth" commission that will dictate terms to Big Tech. They do this anyway, but they're putting it out in the open and under a flatly illegal structure that will make it far worse and likely far more effective.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 04:58 PM (DU+/6)

Okay, I suggested that we attack it culturally, and politically as an abominatio, you can be outraged that this was suggested by anyone in government - but there is no need to panic. It like flipping out every time Joey soft serve says that the Easter Bunny is evil....

I think the federal court system is pretty bad in a lot of areas, and the DC and 9th circuit are pretty poor as a point, but I have not given up on the majority to be able to request in indictment documents for an actual statute that has been violated and understanding when or if a federal agency doesn't have one and is just piggy backing on statutes that never contemplated what they have been presented, to kick it out.

Posted by: Boswell at April 27, 2022 05:07 PM (5iUNf)

596 The law is no good if it isn't followed.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 05:00 PM (IDhUW)

That's true for every law of course. It shouldn't be the measure of whether a law is proper or not.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 05:07 PM (+ekwe)

597 Remember: Everything the Nazis did was under legally passed, judicially approved laws.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2022 05:05 PM (1uZm7)

Yeah, law is dead. Respect for the rule of law is now naive.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 27, 2022 05:07 PM (SH2Zi)

598 They started by banning Alex Jones, claiming that he would be the only one.

"First they came..."

First they came for...

Then they came for me -- and there was no one left to speak for me.


Posted by: Martin Niemoller at April 27, 2022 05:07 PM (Do5/p)

599 566 The term "irregular migration" kind of gives the game away.

They do not see the USA as a country, or us as citizens. They see it as a giant experiment in international socialism where they are in charge.
By any definition it is an invasion of our sovereignty.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 27, 2022 05:02 PM (oXeHR)

Naturally I read that as "irregular menstruation" and immediately thought of all the horseshit euphemisms for abortion.

Huh.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 27, 2022 05:07 PM (okGHj)

600 >>> 586 Last week I told @NPRMichel: I shudder to think about if free speech absolutists were taking over more platforms, what that would look like for the marginalized communities…which are already shouldering…disproportionate amounts of this abuse."
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2022 05:04 PM (ZLI7S)

Behold, thy field of fucks………
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2022 05:06 PM (gcnla)

"marginalized communities" such as "minor attracted persons"?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2022 05:07 PM (llON8)

601 519 Not gonna say 911 was an inside job, but it sure was a long term job.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie


I think we have learned a lot from Covid. I believe, and I think most agree, that it was released by China and then the US and deep state took advantage of it to enact their fascism.

Same with 9/11. You don't have to believe that the US was behind it, only that they .... enabled it... by doing all the wrong things before. And then they took advantage of it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 27, 2022 05:07 PM (oXeHR)

602 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 27, 2022 05:03 PM (iDcra)

I'm telling you the Insanity Shelf Life of my various rantings gets shorter by the year. I used to be content with not looking crazy after four or five years but now I swear it's closer to four or five months.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 05:08 PM (dscaa)

603 Talking about burn pits, will there be lots of smoke coming from the dumpsters behind the Twitter headquarters? Hard drives with nails driven through them in the dumpsters.

Posted by: Colin at April 27, 2022 05:08 PM (YVx1O)

604 This insane SJW doesn't belong anywhere near our 1st Amendment. She's a far left freak.

Nina Jankowicz

@wiczipedia

Last week I told @NPRMichel: I shudder to think about if free speech absolutists were taking over more platforms, what that would look like for the marginalized communities…which are already shouldering…disproportionate amounts of this abuse."

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2022 05:04 PM



Intersectional theory ftw! Its's the swiss army knife of power justification

Posted by: Hands at April 27, 2022 05:08 PM (786Ro)

605 The law is a serious problem. It is written in such a way that eliminates transparency, due process, advocacy for the defendant and any possibility of avoiding misbehavior by the state. It's a secret star chamber. It was written to be abused, and it was.

Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Actually, the person who had a large hand in drafting the FISA law was no less than A. Codevilla and he had a recent post about how and where the implementation went sour. Hint--it was the judges who repeatedly imitate the three monkeys of hear no evil, speak no evil, and see no evil. In essence, the FISA judges themselves via sloth, incompetence, and malice, purposefully let the Feebs get away with abuse of the act. Regarding the NSA intercepts, it was not even seriously tried because the internet itself it international and what the NSA did not obtain, the other four eye nation reps did for them to hand to the Feebs. Sigint and policies were originally only setup for national boundaries which modern comms have obliterated.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2022 05:08 PM (Iq9dF)

606 Flaming skull update.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2022 05:09 PM (3NKiY)

607 530 How do they fund it if Republicans take charge of Congress?

Posted by: TitanTom at April 27, 2022 04:56 PM (oQ1G4)
---------------

Hahaha, good one!

Wait, this wasn't actually a serious question, right?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 27, 2022 05:09 PM (lNHqD)

608 592 Notice: All future AOS HQ Moron Meetups have been relocated to Disinformation Governance Board approved locations. Pack accordingly and be sure to kiss your ass goodbye.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 27, 2022 05:06 PM (9I3i5)

I call top bunk.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 27, 2022 05:09 PM (okGHj)

609
Nina Jankowicz is the Jamie Gorelic of disinformation

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2022 05:09 PM (DUIap)

610 It is time for Common Sense Axe, Poker, and Hammer Control.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 05:09 PM (dscaa)

611 555 507 John MacArthur shut down at first, then refused to the second time, and his church has grown considerably despite being under near-total attack by the California government for a year or more.

People want this from church, they want strength, confidence, peace, and consistency. No matter how bad things get churches should never, ever close. Never.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

The church I go to is very similar to Grace Community Church. Our pastor went to MacArthur's seminary in California. Our church followed the same template with similar results. No attacks from any level of government though. Amazing, considering we our outside DC.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 27, 2022 05:00 PM (sAmhv)

MacArthur's church is amazing. Went there once when we lived in CA. The man has spent years going through the Bible, verse by verse, in a continuing sermon series; who knows when he'll be done with it. Really, really doesn't like modern worship songs - he was a hater of Hillsong before the walls started coming down on the place (full disclosure: I love modern worship songs). I would have seriously considered joining, but he's a cessationist.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 27, 2022 05:10 PM (sp4fe)

612 We need a movement to get this kind of socialism classified as a religion.

It is. And I think that would give more tools to fight it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 27, 2022 05:10 PM (oXeHR)

613
I plan on making them fear.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable

I would feel self betrayed if I went down without a fight.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 05:10 PM (IDhUW)

614 You know who else was big on disinformation?

https://youtu.be/8_mePjkQW_c

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 05:10 PM (KZzsI)

615 ... In essence, the FISA judges themselves via sloth, incompetence, and malice, purposefully let the Feebs get away with abuse of the act. Regarding the NSA intercepts, it was not even seriously tried because the internet itself it international and what the NSA did not obtain, the other four eye nation reps did for them to hand to the Feebs. Sigint and policies were originally only setup for national boundaries which modern comms have obliterated.
Posted by: whig at April 27, 2022 05:08 PM (Iq9dF)
++++
Yes, the corruption, laziness and outright malice of the FISA judges open the door to very bad things. But if they didn't have that power - power that should never have been granted in a law that should never have been written because it is counter to the philosophy and requirements of American justice - that wouldn't be an issue. Codevilla got it wrong. FISA is bad law. It is aching for abuse and it got exactly what it asked for.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2022 05:10 PM (DU+/6)

616 Puddin is actually going to "cancel" $1.6T in student loan debt. How he can legally do that is beyond me.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 27, 2022 05:11 PM (sWM8x)

617 581 DHS now blatantly just ignores the Constitution and nobody does anything about it. We have open borders and human trafficking in violation of federal law, and now a First Amendment suppression hit squad. Where the hell have all the people with courage gone? There isn't a single one left in Washington. Posted by: Marcus T

We still have Miss Lindsey who will make angry faces over all this just as soon as he pulls his houseboy's dick out of his ass.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 27, 2022 05:11 PM (9I3i5)

618 Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 04:57 PM (dscaa)
===

Are you the one that gets to determine what's subversive?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 05:11 PM (+ekwe)

619
Trump needs to do to two things:

1. Change the stupid name of his dumb app.

2. Go back on Twitter. Just to make an appearance. Use it. Use twitter.


Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 27, 2022 05:11 PM (kpKUH)

620 We would have =LONGED= for a steel plate in the skull. The best we could do is wood and chicken wire. And yet we were happier then.

Posted by: T.R.E. The Real Enemies (tm) at April 27, 2022 05:11 PM (44ww/)

621 To me the title "Disinformation Governance Board" means a board controlling and directing production and distribution of disinformation. Not a board to identify disinformation and issue warnings about it. Is this another example of the Leftists not worrying any longer about advertising their goal of Totalitarianism Now?

Posted by: Gref at April 27, 2022 05:06 PM (AMIL/)

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"We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics." -- F. Joe Biden, October 2020

Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 27, 2022 05:11 PM (X0CdQ)

622 Everyone have that? The Kommissars of the Internal State Security Police will now be inspecting your writings and utterings.

And my hiyas ?

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2022 05:11 PM (arJlL)

623 In Canada you can't use the Bible to teach "conversion therapy".

And the wording is so broad that it could (and will) be interpreted as "you cannot teach that homosexuality is wrong or a sin"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 05:02 PM (KZzsI)


In my occasional Canadian preaching I've taught that homosexuality is a sin.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 27, 2022 05:07 PM (VdGjU)

A woman and parliament member were just prosecuted in Finland for "hate speech" for a pamphlet that simply quotes the Bible in terms of homosexual marriage. Amazingly, the were found innocent. But that they were even charged is horrific.

Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at April 27, 2022 05:11 PM (5y7pR)

624 I call top bunk.

Posted by: tcn in AK
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Myself, I will probably end up in a ditch because I will not go to a camp.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2022 05:12 PM (Iq9dF)

625 616 Puddin is actually going to "cancel" $1.6T in student loan debt. How he can legally do that is beyond me.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 27, 2022 05:11 PM (sWM8x)

Okay. I want my $36K back, adjusted for inflation from 1985. Fuckers.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 27, 2022 05:12 PM (okGHj)

626 I would have seriously considered joining, but he's a cessationist.

He is hugely great on most things but has a few oddities in his theology that even RC Sproul could not get him to budge on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 05:12 PM (KZzsI)

627 OT: but it is not blackmail to cut the exact same countries off who are waging all out economic war against you- it's just business. They can always just sell to china.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2022 05:12 PM (3NKiY)

628 Myself, I will probably end up in a ditch because I will not go to a camp.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2022 05:12 PM (Iq9dF)

Trench, not ditch. And interlocking fields of fire.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 27, 2022 05:12 PM (SH2Zi)

629 Discharge the debt then charge the universities. "You promised great jobs because you were predatory and false."

Posted by: T.R.E. The Real Enemies (tm) at April 27, 2022 05:13 PM (44ww/)

630 Are you the one that gets to determine what's subversive?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 05:11 PM (+ekwe)

"No, I am." **looks over top of glasses with one eyebrow raised**

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 27, 2022 05:13 PM (okGHj)

631 Are you the one that gets to determine what's subversive?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 05:11 PM (+ekwe)

You know what's subversive. Besides, I didn't even say *all* subversion, although that would too be principled, for those who have concerns.

But I have specifically defined what will be outlawed, and I wasn't remotely unclear: Communism.

Anything else is social suicide.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2022 05:13 PM (dscaa)

632 A woman and parliament member were just prosecuted in Finland for "hate speech" for a pamphlet that simply quotes the Bible in terms of homosexual marriage. Amazingly, the were found innocent. But that they were even charged is horrific.
Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at April 27, 2022 05:11 PM (5y7pR)

I guess that's a risk I need to take.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 27, 2022 05:13 PM (VdGjU)

633 I shudder to think about if free speech absolutists were taking over more platforms, what that would look like for the marginalized communities... which are already shouldering... disproportionate amounts of this abuse.

Is she saying they didn't even begin to do their jobs, that they didn't censor enough?

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2022 05:14 PM (sm7HI)

634 -
Don't turn around, oh oh oh
Der Kommissar's in town, whoa oh oh

Posted by: After The Fire at April 27, 2022 05:14 PM (SchQD)

635 I guess that's a risk I need to take.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 27, 2022 05:13 PM (VdGjU)

If they hate you, remember that they hated ME first....

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 27, 2022 05:14 PM (okGHj)

636 Unfortunately it wasn't necessarily the law that was at fault in that instance but the lying pieces of crap that violated the law and the judges who allowed them to do it.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter


Both. Because the law relies on the idea that Federal gents/lawyers will never become corrupt and never lie. Which is just such ignorant bullshit that I'm not convinced that those that passed it weren't anticipating its vile misuse. FISA is so outside of the foundational ideals of our inherited Republic it's fucking gross on its face because it relies on a fictitious system that CAN'T exist. People are not made infallible by a fucking badge or a law degree.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2022 05:14 PM (IEa8U)

637 JT especially you, you need to use Hi Comrade

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2022 05:15 PM (2JoB8)

638 Amazon is mostly pissed off that its the best-selling book in the LGBTQWERTY section and Matt Walsh is laughing at them. And they are looking for ways to shut him down. Which frightens and disturbs me as an author, but honestly I'm not surprised. I have known for years this was coming eventually for all of us who write.
___________

It's actually pretty cute. He did a good job of presenting both Johnny and his mom in a relatable, non-threatening, non-condemnatory way. I was curious to see how the kids (who appeared to be around 5 or 6 years old) would react, and it was about what you'd expect. They were mainly grossed out by the thought of eating worms (walrus food, apparently), and didn't appear to understand the metaphor (not surprising, given their youth).

It still shocks me how willing the left is to manipulate and mutilate kids. They are determined that only one point of view on this "transgender" subject is going to be allowed to be heard, and it's going to be THEIR point of view -- no matter how insane and destructive it is.

Well kudos to Matt anyway for trying. I hope the book makes him a lot of money.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 27, 2022 05:15 PM (k4dH2)

639 It is *fully principled* to not allow people who subvert and undermine a system to participate in that system. Makes people uncomfortable but hopefully you are starting to see the sense in it.

Posted by: ...


The trick is to ban those who want to apply their rules once in charge, and their rules would ban you. So subversion of our system can not be tolerated.
examples where this apples
- islam in oh so many ways.
- china in trying to have one sided trade, protections, borders
- the Western Left who want to control speech
...

These systems are incompatible with the West, and the US constitution in particular.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 27, 2022 05:16 PM (oXeHR)

640 Hiya Skip !

Pretty cool out thar today.

Somebody needs to tell a weatherperson !

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2022 05:16 PM (arJlL)

641 628 Myself, I will probably end up in a ditch because I will not go to a camp.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2022 05:12 PM (Iq9dF)

Trench, not ditch. And interlocking fields of fire.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 27, 2022 05:12 PM (SH2Zi)

*nods*
I'm a big 'Bridges of Toko-Ri' fan

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 27, 2022 05:16 PM (V6f9+)

642 People are not made infallible by a fucking badge or a law degree.

Can I get an Amen!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 05:16 PM (IDhUW)

643 No rail cars, buses, black vans or camps. With any luck, I will take down more than 1.

Fuck ‘em.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2022 05:17 PM (gcnla)

644 /sock

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 27, 2022 05:17 PM (44ww/)

645 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 27, 2022 05:07 PM (oXeHR)

I don't think they purposely enabled it but they identified an opportunity. Never let a crisis go to waste ( on a side note I did not know until recently that was a Churchill quote)

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 05:17 PM (+ekwe)

646 If Retardo is going to cancel student debt I'm going to sign up for a maintenance course on the Ford F150 where I have to buy a training device like a new F150.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 27, 2022 05:17 PM (lz5hY)

647 reading my comment.

I am not for that, I am only saying that that is the difficult part. I dont't see how to do it. I am for free speech and not banning anyone if that is not clear.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 27, 2022 05:17 PM (oXeHR)

648 People are not made infallible by a fucking badge or a law degree.

Can I get an Amen!


Amen.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 27, 2022 05:18 PM (SchxB)

649 Imma gonna play NukeMap.
Anyone got the Kommissar's address...or will just anywhere inside the beltway do?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2022 05:18 PM (axyOa)

650 This is a good time for the flaming skull, because this shit is serious. What kind of banana republic are we being forced to live in, and how much more of this shit will we have to endure before there is some blowback.
All these Orwellian terms, designed to sound innocuous but really aren't anything but government making clear that the jackboot are on and your face is on the menu.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 27, 2022 05:18 PM (MFphb)

651
This development was entirely predictable.

I'm only curious as to whether the Party media goes with "it's not censorship, it's blah, blah, blah," or "it is censorship, but we need censorship."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2022 05:19 PM (UGDPW)

652 649 Anything worth nuking is worth nuking twice. Or more.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 27, 2022 05:19 PM (lz5hY)

653 On second thought, I am not worried about this Disinformation Governance Board. Our firestop against this Fascists takeover of the Constitution is Chief Justice Roberts. Surely, he would never make up shit out of thin air like calling a financial penalty a tax twice.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 27, 2022 05:20 PM (9I3i5)

654 "Free speech absolutists!!!"

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2022 05:20 PM (3WWC/)

655 Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2022 05:14 PM (IEa8U

FISA existed prior to 9/11. It does have a lot of checks and balances. Who knew everyone was corrupt?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 05:20 PM (+ekwe)

656 I don't think they purposely enabled it but they identified an opportunity. Never let a crisis go to waste ( on a side note I did not know until recently that was a Churchill quote)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

by enabled I mean funding the china labs and gain of function research. Or in the case of 9/11 I mean tolerating all that happened in the lead up starting with the 1983 bombing of the wtc or hobbling the CIA to go after terrorist by the bubba admin.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 27, 2022 05:20 PM (oXeHR)

657 647 reading my comment.

I am not for that, I am only saying that that is the difficult part. I dont't see how to do it. I am for free speech and not banning anyone if that is not clear.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 27, 2022 05:17 PM (oXeHR)

You don't need to apply it to everyone, pretty much only the elite. If 1% of the population is communist weirdos and they're all proles, it doesn't really matter. We get to our current situation by allowing the professors to be communist weirdos.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 27, 2022 05:20 PM (b2nrj)

658 I'm only curious as to whether the Party media goes with "it's not censorship, it's blah, blah, blah," or "it is censorship, but we need censorship."

"Local Story"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 05:21 PM (KZzsI)

659
Imma gonna play NukeMap.
Anyone got the Kommissar's address...or will just anywhere inside the beltway do?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2022 05:18 PM


Please keep the mega-tonnage to an area of only 79 miles from DC. 80 miles doesn't work for me.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2022 05:21 PM (dQvv7)

660 I am for free speech and not banning anyone if that is not clear.


Agree. I see the draw to want to ban but I couldn't,in good conscience, enforce it. I would want the ideas themselves to win the argument. But we have to be able to have a fair debate.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 05:21 PM (IDhUW)

661 Sure looks like they pulled out the stops, and once a bureaucracy gets started it has to find a reason for existence so will find things needing to be shut down .

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2022 05:21 PM (2JoB8)

662 It still shocks me how willing the left is to manipulate and mutilate kids. They are determined that only one point of view on this "transgender" subject is going to be allowed to be heard, and it's going to be THEIR point of view -- no matter how insane and destructive it is.


A lot of the left are willing to die over it then. This will be the hill people die on.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2022 05:21 PM (05ST2)

663 Ministry of Truth?

Yeh, about that.....
I won't be in compliance. I will misbehave.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 27, 2022 05:22 PM (Vxu+H)

664 Musk buys Twitter.

Literally the next fucking day they have an entire government department complete with a named leader.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2022 05:22 PM (bg3iC)

665 581 DHS now blatantly just ignores the Constitution and nobody does anything about it. We have open borders and human trafficking in violation of federal law, and now a First Amendment suppression hit squad. Where the hell have all the people with courage gone? There isn't a single one left in Washington.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2022 05:05 PM (ifHdv)


Quit looking toward DC for any resolution. Everything will come down to each state, locale, and individual action.

The first thing you can do is start acting like a free American.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 27, 2022 05:23 PM (Qhnrt)

666 593 In Canada you can't use the Bible to teach "conversion therapy".
_________________

It's illegal to use words to try and convert a homosexual into a heterosexual, but

It's legal (and mandatory and paid for by taxpayers) to use a scalpel and drugs to try and convert a biological man into a woman, or vice versa.

How insane have we become to allow this?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 27, 2022 05:23 PM (k4dH2)

667 660 I am for free speech and not banning anyone if that is not clear.


Agree. I see the draw to want to ban but I couldn't,in good conscience, enforce it. I would want the ideas themselves to win the argument. But we have to be able to have a fair debate.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 05:21 PM (IDhUW)

There's no fair debate in a classroom. Radicalizing a population has precious little to do with argumentation.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 27, 2022 05:23 PM (b2nrj)

668 😈

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 27, 2022 05:23 PM (44ww/)

669 Homeland Security needs to get on the chopping block, never thought anything out of it was going to be good.

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2022 05:23 PM (2JoB8)

670 I want someone from the left to tell me WHO promised them they'd never be lied to.

Was it daddy? Because that was the first lie.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2022 05:23 PM (05ST2)

671 664 Musk buys Twitter.

Literally the next fucking day they have an entire government department complete with a named leader.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2022 05:22 PM (bg3iC)

Interesting, isn't it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2022 05:24 PM (3NKiY)

672 Years and years and years ago when the concept of "hate speech" was still a novelty, I said that it's aims and effect would ultimately be make it illegal for anyone outside the government to talk about immigration.

Posted by: Zek at April 27, 2022 05:24 PM (OzNIz)

673 9/11- happens

9/12 *whomp* Here is the 5000 page Patriot Act we just wrote.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2022 05:24 PM (bg3iC)

674 Trump needs to do to two things:

1. Change the stupid name of his dumb app.

2. Go back on Twitter. Just to make an appearance. Use it. Use twitter.


Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 27, 2022 05:11 PM (kpKUH)

I like the name, and I've only been on a few days but its working well and is pretty seamless. And interesting.

Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at April 27, 2022 05:24 PM (5y7pR)

675
Please keep the mega-tonnage to an area of only 79 miles from DC. 80 miles doesn't work for me.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2022 05:21 PM (dQvv7)


Got ya covered!
And I'll make sure the downwind hazzard is out to sea.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2022 05:24 PM (axyOa)

676 A lot of the left are willing to die over it then. This will be the hill people die on.
Posted by: rickb223


Good! Let them get on with it then. If they mess with my kid they might get some help.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 27, 2022 05:24 PM (Vxu+H)

677 Codevilla got it wrong. FISA is bad law. It is aching for abuse and it got exactly what it asked for.

Posted by: Joe Mannix
---------------------------
Codevilla was a staffer of Sen. Moynihan and the law was in light of the relevations of Cointelpro, widespread bugging, CIA misconduct like Project Phoenix and Mockingbird, and so on. Since WWI and the Zimmerman Telegraph, modern communications were monitored by every power. In the US, we had the Black Chamber funded under the table and then Hoover's FBI widespread wiretapping with the assistance of Ma Bell. That was more or less legalized under the trespass doctrine by Scotus in Olmstead way by in 1928. Under Olmstead, wiretapping, bugging, illegal cameras, and so on were conducted by Military intel, ASA, FBI, and so on. That continued until Katz decision in the 60's brought reasonable expectation of privacy in communications intercepts. Literally though there was no law per se forbidding intercepts so the idea is that with the Russkies, it needed to be done but via a check with the courts. That took until 78 to draft and implement.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2022 05:24 PM (Iq9dF)

678 To answer the Blitz question, many churches WERE shelters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2022 05:25 PM (KZzsI)

679 There's no fair debate in a classroom. Radicalizing a population has precious little to do with argumentation.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is

Agreed. Homeschool!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 05:25 PM (IDhUW)

680 Ordered a book on the Russian Revolution, maybe should have got Laptop from Hell before its Disinformation and banned.

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2022 05:25 PM (2JoB8)

681 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 27, 2022 05:20 PM (oXeHR)

Roger that.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 05:25 PM (+ekwe)

682 Feed me!



Czar Bomba


Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2022 05:25 PM (gmo/4)

683 672 Years and years and years ago when the concept of "hate speech" was still a novelty, I said that it's aims and effect would ultimately be make it illegal for anyone outside the government to talk about immigration.

Posted by: Zek at April 27, 2022 05:24 PM (OzNIz)

I figured it was a more broad- censorship of everything we do not like- thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2022 05:25 PM (3NKiY)

684 Transgenderism is gay conversion therapy. It turns a gay person into the gender that then makes them hetero.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 27, 2022 05:25 PM (Y5qcH)

685 I like the Japanese Tengu mask better.

Goblin mode: 👺

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 27, 2022 05:26 PM (44ww/)

686 Maxine Waterhead's got the Coof.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 27, 2022 05:26 PM (sWM8x)

687 THIS IS WHY THE FIRST AMENDMENT WAS WRITTEN AND WHY IT IS FIRST.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 27, 2022 05:26 PM (iDcra)

688 FLOOD THE ZONE!

Speak out so frequently that these bastards will be buried in casework.

Bureaucratic inertia should also kick into play, putting enough sand in the gears to break the machine.

Posted by: Weak Geek at April 27, 2022 05:26 PM (Apbdw)

689 It is *fully principled* to not allow people who subvert and undermine a system to participate in that system. Makes people uncomfortable but hopefully you are starting to see the sense in it.

Posted by: ...

I have long said,...
that we were lucky during the cold war because the commies isolated themselves. We need that back. We need to build a new iron curtain around russia and china. Understand that a lot of the marxism in the west was seeded by them decades ago.

We also need to reestablish the sense of community that existed before air travel and highways. People need to live in a real society, not a virtual one.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 27, 2022 05:26 PM (oXeHR)

690 Nina Jankowicz
@wiczipedia

Last week I told @NPRMichel: I shudder to think about if free speech absolutists were taking over more platforms, what that would look like for the marginalized communities... which are already shouldering... disproportionate amounts of this abuse."


I think this bitch needs to understand her feeling don't trump my 1st Amendment rights.
And yeah I'm assuming her fu*king gender.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2022 05:26 PM (axyOa)

691 Aetius sure curious timing.

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2022 05:26 PM (2JoB8)

692 687 THIS IS WHY THE FIRST AMENDMENT WAS WRITTEN AND WHY IT IS FIRST.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 27, 2022 05:26 PM (iDcra)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2022 05:26 PM (3NKiY)

693 Trench, not ditch. And interlocking fields of fire.

Posted by: flounder
-------------------
Sic pacem para bellum

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2022 05:27 PM (Iq9dF)

694 We had to bomb the First Amendment in order to save it.

Posted by: Wally at April 27, 2022 05:27 PM (FJYfm)

695 674 Trump needs to do to two things:

1. Change the stupid name of his dumb app.

2. Go back on Twitter. Just to make an appearance. Use it. Use twitter.


Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 27, 2022 05:11 PM (kpKUH)


maybe call it Pravda

Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2022 05:27 PM (us2H3)

696 I'm glad we have a 2nd amendment.

Posted by: Crusader at April 27, 2022 05:27 PM (ibQSj)

697 Next time the Star Bangled Banner plays try to hear the last sentence in your head unironically.

Posted by: Zek at April 27, 2022 05:27 PM (OzNIz)

698 686 Maxine Waterhead's got the Coof.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 27, 2022 05:26 PM (sWM8x)

-------

New hairstyle?

Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 27, 2022 05:28 PM (M84o6)

699 Heimat Sichert Dienst. Sounds a little more official in the lingo of folks who originally conceived such a group.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 27, 2022 05:28 PM (lz5hY)

700 THIS IS WHY THE FIRST AMENDMENT WAS WRITTEN AND WHY IT IS FIRST.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 27, 2022 05:26 PM (iDcra)


Bingo!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2022 05:28 PM (axyOa)

701 It's illegal to use words to try and convert a homosexual into a heterosexual, but

It's legal (and mandatory and paid for by taxpayers) to use a scalpel and drugs to try and convert a biological man into a woman, or vice versa.

How insane have we become to allow this?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 27, 2022 05:23 PM (k4dH2)
===

Also super double plus good to convert a heterosexual into a homosexual.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 27, 2022 05:28 PM (iDcra)

702 If Mad Max doesn't die from Covid it's weak and ineffective and should have as much weight as the common cold.

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2022 05:28 PM (2JoB8)

703 664 Musk buys Twitter.

Literally the next fucking day they have an entire government department complete with a named leader.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



NOTHING quickly happens in the Fed Gov. IMO, either the 'Ministry of Truth' has been around a while, lurking in the shadows or it's just a renamed DHS office.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 27, 2022 05:28 PM (sAmhv)

704 696 I'm glad we have a 2nd amendment.
Posted by: Crusader at April 27, 2022 05:27 PM (ibQSj)

Agreed, but I also find myself wanting to make a comment about garage/hanger queens.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2022 05:28 PM (3NKiY)

705 The chick believed the 50 Intel people.

WHEN THE 50 INTEL PEPPLE SPECIFICALLY STATED THEY HAD NOT EXAMINED THE COMPUTER.

That's all you really need to know about her unqualified ability. She believed something that someone said with no actual evidence. Isn't that the definition of misinformation?

Stupid Bint.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 27, 2022 05:28 PM (NW9xb)

706 So if this is the biscuit that Dopey Joey tosses his rabid lefty base to calm them down after their Twitter rag doll was taken away from them, what the hell does that say about his base?

"Here, sorry anybody to the right of Lenin isn't gonna be easily shadowbanned on Twitter, so how's about a nice DHS Star Chamber?"

"Sounds great! Just what we need! Make sure they have the power to haul all of our political opponents off in cuffs!"

"Well, not at first, but if we keep Congress this year...who knows? Dare to dream!"

Nice people. They'll tell you they're the good guys protecting 'democracy', too.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at April 27, 2022 05:28 PM (oedLL)

707 Nina Jankowicz can fuck right off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 05:29 PM (Zz0t1)

708 686 Maxine Waterhead's got the Coof.

Lord, Hear our prayers.

Posted by: Eli Cash at April 27, 2022 05:29 PM (SScvq)

709 If Mad Max doesn't die from Covid it's weak and ineffective and should have as much weight as the common cold.
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2022 05:28 PM (2JoB


Covid's moving quickly. I heard she's already brain dead.

Posted by: Wally at April 27, 2022 05:29 PM (FJYfm)

710 If I'm going to be categorized as a racist Nazi, then I want a Hugo Boss uniform, dammit.

Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2022 05:30 PM (gmo/4)

711 Well...this happened..

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 05:30 PM (IDhUW)

712 I need to watch the movie "Brazil" again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2022 05:30 PM (45Em2)

713 maybe call it Pravda

Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2022 05:27 PM (us2H3)

---------

Progda.

Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 27, 2022 05:30 PM (M84o6)

714 Trench, not ditch. And interlocking fields of fire.

Posted by: flounder


With obstacles.
Its fun to pick 'em off as they try to get around the crap you throw out there.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2022 05:30 PM (axyOa)

715 684 Transgenderism is gay conversion therapy. It turns a gay person into the gender that then makes them hetero.
__________

Not in every case. There are lots of "trans" women (i.e. men masquerading as women) in women's prisons now, raping women (real ones) prisoners. The trannies don't pretend to be heterosexual women.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 27, 2022 05:30 PM (k4dH2)

716 I'm gonna go clean something.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2022 05:30 PM (IDhUW)

717 #686 Perhaps her wig is just too tight?

Posted by: Crusader at April 27, 2022 05:30 PM (ibQSj)

718 The first amendment was written to ensure the government was not prohibited from addressing its grievances with an oppressive right wing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2022 05:31 PM (bg3iC)

719 680 Ordered a book on the Russian Revolution, maybe should have got Laptop from Hell before its Disinformation and banned.

Posted by: Skip
---------------------------
You might find Bodyguard of Lies regarding Allies disinformation in WWII interesting. Two volumes densely packed that primarily focus on British and later American efforts on the Western and Mediterranean fronts including intel operations, disinformation operations, and the deadly wireless game of the Resistance. Anthony Cave Brown was the author and it was published mid 70's after war time secrecy eased enough to allow it to be printed.

Unfortunately, the British taught the Americans how to play the game and the OSS brought it back home in time for the Cold War.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2022 05:31 PM (Iq9dF)

720 I'm actually a nice guy. I looked at my libdouche neighbor's lawn mower because he fucked it up royally. Told him it's timing is off and he likely broke the timing gear. I'm not fixing that.

His daughter's boyfriend's truck is out of commission, so I'm carrying him and the mower to the shop in a half hour or so.

I don't like the guy, so I'm a fucking saint at this point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)

721 712 I need to watch the movie "Brazil" again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2022 05:30 PM (45Em2)

--------

Aren't we living it?

Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 27, 2022 05:31 PM (M84o6)

722 717 Or the livestock in the wig is in full rebellion.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 27, 2022 05:31 PM (lz5hY)

723 Trying to discuss freedom of conscience and the free exchange of ideas to a modern, woke technocrat is like explaining French cooking to a dog. Except I like dogs.

Posted by: Zek at April 27, 2022 05:32 PM (OzNIz)

724 nood alex baldwin

Posted by: Glenn John at April 27, 2022 05:32 PM (LilNs)

725 You know how a marginalized person can stop this so called abuse? Don't read it. Tough thing to do there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2022 05:32 PM (lgeFv)

726 So the Ministry of Truth doesn't like something I've posted online.

What are they going to do about it?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 27, 2022 05:32 PM (sWM8x)

727 Remember we all hated the CFPB. Then Trump appointed a guy who "hated" the CFPB so much that be made it bigger and moved it to a newly remodeled HQ.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2022 05:32 PM (bg3iC)

728 I saw Intel Pepple open for Mother Love Bone at The Rosemont Horizon in '84.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 05:32 PM (Zz0t1)

729 I don't like the guy, so I'm a fucking saint at this point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)

St. Sponge. Patron Saint of Small Engines.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 27, 2022 05:32 PM (SH2Zi)

730 Nood Baldwin.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 27, 2022 05:32 PM (906pl)

731 That took until 78 to draft and implement.
Posted by: whig at April 27, 2022 05:24 PM (Iq9dF)

I think most of the Federalists realized that we're not governed by Angels but by man.

No good intention is invulnerable from being manipulated into being bad.

Dissolution of the FISA ala Sen Paul might be unpalatable, but a lot, I mean a lot, of oversight to protect US Citizen rights is needed asap.

Posted by: Boswell at April 27, 2022 05:32 PM (5iUNf)

732 GO TOWARD THE LIGHT, MAXINE, GO TOWARD THE LIGHT!!!!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 27, 2022 05:33 PM (Vxu+H)

733 Annnnnnnnnnnnndddd..... willowed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2022 05:33 PM (lgeFv)

734 Lost In Space: "We still have Miss Lindsey who will make angry faces over all this just as soon as he pulls his houseboy's dick out of his ass."

Graham? He'll want it to have its own army like every other Department. And carte blanche for them to shoot troublemakers who speak Certified Untruths.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 27, 2022 05:33 PM (aXxgO)

735 Trench, not ditch. And interlocking fields of fire.

Posted by: flounder

I wouldn't have guessed they had ditch witches in WW1.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 27, 2022 05:33 PM (+ekwe)

736 His daughter's boyfriend's truck is out of commission, so I'm carrying him and the mower to the shop in a half hour or so.

I don't like the guy, so I'm a fucking saint at this point.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2022 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)


Is the daughter hawt?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2022 05:33 PM (axyOa)

737 NOTHING quickly happens in the Fed Gov. IMO, either the 'Ministry of Truth' has been around a while, lurking in the shadows or it's just a renamed DHS office.
____________

Yeah, there's no way they dreamed this shit up overnight.

They had this sitting in the wings, just awaiting the right excuse to let their inner fascists' freak flag fly.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 27, 2022 05:34 PM (k4dH2)

738 (reposting this note to the AoS crew, because this touches on one piece of future roadmap for censorship and it would be worth bringing this to people's attention, this is flaming-skull material)

it would appear as though there are NBC Universal admins asking questions on Internet infrastructure mailing lists about how to purge Twitter from the Internet entirely now that Elon bought it:

https://tinyurl.com/52nysyu5

this is an email list frequented by bigtime network admins for very large companies, who have the power to do all kinds of things to break the Internet; there are a lot of implications of this that the Tech Morons are well-equipped to explore and elaborate on

discussion of this taking place on Gab and elsewhere:

https://tinyurl.com/bddwtm6a

Posted by: ann onymous at April 27, 2022 05:34 PM (uM2es)

739 I hope there's a distinguishable difference between defeatism and pragmatism. I, for one, will continue to live my life as I see fit. I'm far enough out in the hinterlands that I'm unlikely to be in any first list of round-ups, which gives me time to react. I'm far enough up in years that dying doesn't hold the fear it once held. I'm far enough down on the list of anybody that matters at all, that I don't really matter at all. If I didn't pay attention to what's going on, beyond pricey and empty store shelves, I wouldn't have any idea what is going on.

Do what you can to improve things, watch your flanks and your six, and otherwise, give these people the attention they deserve. Namely, ignore them.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 27, 2022 05:36 PM (lNHqD)

740
His daughter's boyfriend's truck is out of commission, so I'm carrying him and the mower to the shop in a half hour or so.

I don't like the guy, so I'm a fucking saint at this point.
Posted by: Sponge

you're much nicer than i. i would have cracked open a beer and said 'give it another pull, it'll start eventually'. knowing it wouldn't.

people i hate get the brown side of my shit stirring stick when they ask for help.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 27, 2022 05:37 PM (UgAdJ)

741 "Nina Jankowicz
@wiczipedia

Last week I told @NPRMichel: I shudder to think about if free speech absolutists were taking over more platforms, what that would look like for the marginalized communities... which are already shouldering... disproportionate amounts of this abuse."


Wait. So this makes it sound like someone's finally going to defend conservatives seeing as they're the ones who are "marginalized" and "shouldering disproportionate amounts of this abuse" via tech.

It's all just so very, very confusing. Very.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 27, 2022 05:37 PM (aXxgO)

742 John Durham has to be wondering ... "What the hell?"

Posted by: mrp at April 27, 2022 05:46 PM (6eRlp)

743 Dissolution of the FISA ala Sen Paul might be unpalatable, but a lot, I mean a lot, of oversight to protect US Citizen rights is needed asap.

Posted by: Boswell
-------------------------
Codevilla concluded it would be better to go back to the legal ambiguity existing before FISA and after Katz. That would theoretically mean (and actually did for a few Feebs and CIA people) jail time for going beyond the pale. Since the agents doing it would have skin in the game and demand higher ups approve it (the AG and his designate Asst AG used to have to sign off on wiretaps for example) for legal protection, that tended to reduce the number of intercepts along with technology.

Now, Justice Alito has proposed going to a Mosaic theory--that the totality of all administrative searches of comms, finances, etc. would require probable cause. Otherwise under reasonable expectation of privacy--ANYTHING disclosed to a third party is up for grabs. Right now law enforcement can buy tracking via cell phone gps of anyone they want. Since the data is from a third party, it is not considered a 4th Amendment search. Ditto with auto license plate readers in cop cars today, and so on.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2022 05:49 PM (Iq9dF)

744 I didn't kill myself.

Posted by: First Amendment at April 27, 2022 05:50 PM (WmGrA)

745 John has a long moustache

Posted by: Creek at April 27, 2022 05:54 PM (29OXW)

746
Maxine Waterhead's got the Coof.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist


I pity the Coof!

Posted by: Mr. & Mrs. T at April 27, 2022 05:59 PM (63Dwl)

747 Wow.. Flaming skull for a flaming commie

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2022 06:00 PM (dvgPQ)

748 If I were elected President, my first act would be to disband the Homeland Security bureaucracy. My second would be to disband the Dept of Education.

Posted by: jeff at April 27, 2022 06:10 PM (+4Xcc)

749 One wonders where the ACLU is in all of this. Oh yeah -- they don't care about free speech anymore

Posted by: SC Math Teacher at April 27, 2022 06:20 PM (dBpR0)

750 You know when Trump re wins in 2024 they won’t get rid of this, they never do.

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 27, 2022 06:36 PM (t4poC)

751 You've got roughly 120 days to legally purchase 80% lowers. You can get a 5 pack at 5D Tactical for under $500.

Build guns. Build ammo stockpiles. Draw early, shoot often.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 27, 2022 06:37 PM (1byxj)

752 One essential thing that must get done is to dismantle that tool of State propaganda, PBS/NPR.

Posted by: Redwine at April 27, 2022 06:39 PM (x+1A+)

753 "Just read the controversial new kids' book Johnny the Walrus. Well, didn't read it so much as watched a video of the author reading it to a group of kids (who liked it). "

Saw the Kevin Smith ripped-off film version. DON'T waste your life watching it...

Posted by: the last to post at April 27, 2022 06:42 PM (VsA+C)

754 The Russian disinformation laptop - the fact that was called "Russian disinformation" WAS disinformation. So what is this "disinformation" specialist going to do about lies propagated by former security officials and the media during a presidential election?

My guess, not one damn thing.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at April 27, 2022 06:43 PM (+DS2f)

755 Oh Elon, what have you done.

Posted by: pawn at April 27, 2022 06:43 PM (Cfk8j)

756 Nina Jankowicz looks like Quentin Tarantino in drag.

Posted by: Ronchris at April 27, 2022 08:29 PM (KIJJG)

757 Dang!!!

At this rate, we are all gonna be toast before we even get to the mid-terms. But that is how the Democraps roll after all.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 27, 2022 08:38 PM (J00IM)

758 755

Just tearing down the curtain and revealing the truth...that's all.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 27, 2022 08:49 PM (J00IM)

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