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"Fictosexual" Man Marries a Hologram Bride, But Now Finds It More Difficult to "Bond" With His Fantasy Phanto-Wife
If these two kids can't make it...
If you can believe, this guy's a self-defined otaku -- defined as, Google tells me, "a young person who is obsessed with computers or particular aspects of popular culture to the detriment of their social skills."
The family disapproved of Miku because she came from a poor family of fisherfolk. And also, because she does not exist.
She's not real -- but his feelings are. A "fictosexual" man who wed a fictional, computer-synthesized pop singer four years ago said he's now unable to communicate with his wife, but is still in love with her. Akihiko Kondo, 38, was dating Hatsune Miku -- depicted in pop culture as a 16-year-old with turquoise hair -- for a decade before they had an unofficial wedding ceremony in 2018. Kondo -- one of many who identifies as "fictosexual," or someone who is sexually attracted to fictional characters -- spent 2 million yen, or about $17,300, on the nuptials, but his family did not attend.
Now married for four years, Kondo, 38, said his relationship has hit a roadblock:Thorazine. No, really, the hologram software he was using to "interact" with his fake girlfriend is no longer supported. So he can't "talk" to "her" any longer.
So it's a classic story of undying love, where now the man carries around the lifeless husk of his beloved, like in that classic love story, what's the one... Psycho.
"My love for Miku hasn't changed," he told Mainichi, which noted he now carried around a life-size version of Miku.
Kondo is far from the only person in the world in a relationship with a character. Thousands of "fictosexual" people in Japan have begun similar unofficial relationships with a variety of fictitious figures, the Mirror reported.Does Kondo blog anonymously for Hot Air, by any chance? Again, this is just America in 2032.
... Kondo first became familiar with Miku in 2008 after bullying at work caused him to become depressed. Despite finding it difficult to accept his feelings at first, he knew humans weren't right for him after being met with rejection by others.
For fifteen years I've been a luddite and have thrown cold water on claims by idiots at Reason and all the geek tech sites who were constantly claiming that the internet and "virtual communication" and "virtual experiences" and and remote-control "virtual sex" -- "teledildonics" -- were going to improve the human condition. Really? We're going to overwrite one million (or more) years of human coding to accommodate ourselves to a new "virtual" reality? And that's going to make us
"And I shall keep you trapped in a prison of light forever,
my little hologram masturbation sprite."
75 someone blew the margins today
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And she caught Covid.
Posted by: andycanuck
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 26, 2022 04:29 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 26, 2022 04:30 PM (Ynyl9)
-The Margins
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 04:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2022 04:30 PM (M3Eqk)
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Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 26, 2022 04:31 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 26, 2022 04:29 PM (Ynyl9)
That someone being ace.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 26, 2022 04:31 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Roy at April 26, 2022 04:31 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 26, 2022 04:31 PM (jEmCU)
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Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 26, 2022 04:32 PM (74/x3)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:32 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at April 26, 2022 04:32 PM (6BTho)
Posted by: Roy at April 26, 2022 04:32 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 26, 2022 04:31 PM (jEmCU)
Krieger
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 04:33 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Admiral James Greer at April 26, 2022 04:32 PM (ZsR3z)
____________
Nuked too much, or not enough?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:33 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Inogame at April 26, 2022 04:33 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 04:33 PM (co19B)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 26, 2022 04:33 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Roy at April 26, 2022 04:33 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 26, 2022 04:33 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2022 04:33 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Admiral James Greer at April 26, 2022 04:32 PM (ZsR3z)
____________
Nuked too much, or not enough?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 04:33 PM (co19B)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 26, 2022 04:33 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 04:34 PM (II3Gr)
-hair that smells like strawberries
-wicked grins that reach their eyes
-boob-feel goes without saying
-vagina
-legs, if you are a 'ron that swings that way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2022 04:34 PM (F/J1O)
-hair that smells like strawberries
-wicked grins that reach their eyes
-boob-feel goes without saying
-vagina
-legs, if you are a 'ron that swings that way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2022 04:34 PM (F/J1O)
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Their sandwiches are usually light on the mustard as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 04:35 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2022 04:35 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2022 04:35 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, CNN Superfan at April 26, 2022 04:35 PM (PiwSw)
Thanks for the self-esteem boost, Ace.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 26, 2022 04:35 PM (cpMW3)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2022 04:35 PM (sAmhv)
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Well, there's Archer himself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 04:35 PM (LvTSG)
Bring back magazines- at least those don't get 'married' to.
Posted by: Mr Wolf at April 26, 2022 04:35 PM (hiYlW)
Posted by: Roy at April 26, 2022 04:35 PM (Ti+Tv)
If we could only see Kamala unburdened by chlamydia...
Isn't she like 95% chlamydia now?
I think she'd look like a very stupid used condom without all the chlamydia holding her up.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 26, 2022 04:35 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:32 PM (YqDXo)
Given the likes of the "gals" on Twitter and Tic Toc, it may actually be more healthy long term.
Certainly less chance of being falsely accused in court.
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Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2022 04:35 PM (bg3iC)
Bring back magazines- at least those don't get 'married' to.
Posted by: Mr Wolf at April 26, 2022 04:35 PM (hiYlW)
Dear Penthouse Forum...
Posted by: Roy at April 26, 2022 04:36 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 26, 2022 04:36 PM (kKGFY)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 26, 2022 04:36 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 26, 2022 04:36 PM (bVYXr)
Certainly less chance of being falsely accused in court.
Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2022 04:35 PM (F9322)
A hologram can't take half your shit, either.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 04:36 PM (II3Gr)
Although it's probably easier to clean your junk out of a hologram than a plastic snizz.
Posted by: Max Power at April 26, 2022 04:36 PM (k7+BO)
And drop the restraining orders.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 26, 2022 04:36 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 26, 2022 04:36 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: torabora at April 26, 2022 04:36 PM (Y274z)
and as smart. Smarter even.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 26, 2022 04:36 PM (5NkmN)
++++
They will, and they are actually a pretty important part of the overall plan for the evolution of the species. You see, when we're all locked in 200 sq. ft. efficiency apartments that we can't leave because venturing out into the Mad Max style hellscape where competing bands of luddites engage in constant combat in their bid to rule the wasteland, all social - and therefore sexual - interaction will occur in the Metaverse because the Metaverse will allow you to pretend that you're not a pod person and that you're a real human who works in an office and socializes with friends at the bar and stuff. The teledildonics will be necessary to provide necessary realism to Metaverse dating - and Metaverse dating is the only kind you'll be able to do because you're a rightless drone living in a pod and surviving on whatever the Amazon drone fleet drops off to you.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:36 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 26, 2022 04:37 PM (cpMW3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2022 04:37 PM (JfrFV)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 04:34 PM (II3Gr)
I don't feel bad for him. If he's not mentally ill, he made his choice, and now he can live with being alone.
He's no different than a cat lady...and no one ever felt bad for cat ladies...
Posted by: Nova local at April 26, 2022 04:37 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2022 04:37 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2022 04:37 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:38 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 26, 2022 04:38 PM (74/x3)
Certainly less chance of being falsely accused in court.
Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2022 04:35 PM (F9322)
A hologram can't take half your shit, either.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 04:36 PM (II3Gr)
Not yet. Give it 5 years and marriage to holograms will be legalized, and after that comes the divorce sharks prowling.
Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2022 04:38 PM (F9322)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 26, 2022 04:38 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 26, 2022 04:38 PM (BnYXG)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 26, 2022 04:38 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 26, 2022 04:38 PM (Y5qcH)
i feel bad for him too. I also want to stop celebrating this nonsense and push back against it.
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2022 04:38 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: That guy who says Yay, a Nephilim thread! at April 26, 2022 04:38 PM (tgEY/)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2022 04:38 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2022 04:38 PM (M3Eqk)
#touchboobies
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2022 04:38 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Feed Your Rage Energy Drinks 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at April 26, 2022 04:38 PM (ZGL/f)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2022 04:39 PM (Qy7kP)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2022 04:38 PM (5kI0z)
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I wanna live in Brave New World.
At least the drugs are good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 04:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 26, 2022 04:39 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2022 04:38 PM (F9322)
The "Modern Feminist Woman AI Package" will become required operating software.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 04:39 PM (II3Gr)
An experience he'll never have.
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2022 04:39 PM (M3Eqk)
Doll: +1
Actual women: - 1000
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 26, 2022 04:39 PM (cpMW3)
Posted by: ... at April 26, 2022 04:39 PM (4qYQG)
Posted by: Ripley at April 26, 2022 04:39 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2022 04:40 PM (5kI0z)
---------------------------
And she caught Covid.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 26, 2022 04:39 PM (UHVv4)
It was NOT me! It was that short hairy guy!
Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 26, 2022 04:40 PM (llON8)
Posted by: torabora at April 26, 2022 04:40 PM (Y274z)
-hair that smells like strawberries
-wicked grins that reach their eyes
-boob-feel goes without saying
-vagina
-legs, if you are a 'ron that swings that way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Their sandwiches are usually light on the mustard as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Formless projections of light don't bust ass caps all over the house.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 04:40 PM (co19B)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2022 04:40 PM (bg3iC)
Posted by: JT at April 26, 2022 04:40 PM (arJlL)
First, Godzilla. Then booze and porn in vending machines.
And now this.
Bushido is dead.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 26, 2022 04:40 PM (/1l9x)
BTW, according to the Daily Mail, clinical psychologists are testifying at the Depp-Heard trial that Amber has not one, but two personality disorders. Borderline Personality Disorder and Histrionic Personality Disorder.
I'd LOL'd at the last one.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 26, 2022 04:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2022 04:35 PM (sAmhv)
Well, there's Archer himself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
And yet this guy picked Krieger. Pam would have made more sense. Sort of.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2022 04:40 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 26, 2022 04:40 PM (kKGFY)
Posted by: Megthered at April 26, 2022 04:40 PM (S1zYz)
Posted by: spindrift at April 26, 2022 04:41 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 26, 2022 04:41 PM (ytSiK)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2022 04:41 PM (M3Eqk)
100 % cotton
the fabric of our lives
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at April 26, 2022 04:41 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 26, 2022 04:41 PM (XnbJC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 04:39 PM (II3Gr)
And if your self-esteem is too high, the Karen module is an easy over the air update.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 26, 2022 04:41 PM (NgqoH)
Posted by: t-bird at April 26, 2022 04:41 PM (Mgbo4)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 26, 2022 04:41 PM (By+J7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 26, 2022 04:41 PM (BnYXG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2022 04:40 PM (bg3iC)
++++
Well, CAT, you did it. This is probably a viable - if niche - industry. Congratulations. Patent it and hire a coder to pump out a shitty blockchain to enable it, stat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:41 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, CNN Superfan at April 26, 2022 04:35 PM
I just assumed that WAS Pixy.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 26, 2022 04:41 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: torabora at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
We have been trying to reach you about your wife's extended warranty.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (co19B)
Posted by: PabloD at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (zqwN3)
At least the drugs are good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 04:39 PM (LvTSG)
Our 21st century dystopia sucks. There's no magic, no cyberware, no dragons, no easy drugs or sex. We just get the panopticon, corporatism, and economic decay. Fuck you, William Gibson!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (oN+s2)
If Elon Musk buys twitter I’m moving to Canada
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (kXYt5)
BTW, according to the Daily Mail, clinical psychologists are testifying at the Depp-Heard trial that Amber has not one, but two personality disorders. Borderline Personality Disorder and Histrionic Personality Disorder.
I'd LOL'd at the last one.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 26, 2022 04:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Isn't that pretty much everyone in Hollywood?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (llON8)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (jEmCU)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 04:39 PM (II3Gr)
++++
Count on it. I'm dead serious. Women will insist that AI-driven sex toys be made unbearable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2022 04:40 PM (sAmhv)
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Cocaine Pam or Country Star Cheryl
The answer is "and".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 26, 2022 04:43 PM (700n7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 26, 2022 04:41 PM (BnYXG)
Wait until he gets to the Hartcourt Fenton Mudd level of hologram torture...
Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2022 04:43 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
I'll ask pixy on Sat. I know how much he loves the blockchain.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2022 04:43 PM (bg3iC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 04:39 PM (II3Gr)
You misspelled "biracial transexual racial justice muscle bear top driver"
Posted by: Max Power at April 26, 2022 04:43 PM (k7+BO)
Posted by: ... at April 26, 2022 04:43 PM (xnYBL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2022 04:43 PM (Gwzne)
Posted by: Megthered
They won't be marrying anybody. They won't find 200 million women anywhere.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2022 04:43 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: PabloD
lol, I wish someone would do that for me (but please actually check in after three days)
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2022 04:43 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (II3Gr)
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You can always play Cyberpunk 2077 and act like our dystopia is cool.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: NeverBiden at April 26, 2022 04:43 PM (eIGHH)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 26, 2022 04:43 PM (jEmCU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2022 04:44 PM (Qy7kP)
Posted by: Stella at April 26, 2022 04:44 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2022 04:43 PM (5kI0z)
Mostly because they ended up in the medical waste bin.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 04:44 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2022 04:44 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2022 04:44 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:44 PM (DU+/6)
No way you would make it 3 days. None.
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2022 04:44 PM (M3Eqk)
Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 26, 2022 04:44 PM (oN+s2)
---------------------------
And she caught Covid.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 26, 2022 04:39 PM
Laugh it up...the margins promised me a position on the AoS Board of Directors AND a free platinum membership. We'll see who's laughing in a month or so...
Posted by: Kamala "Anything Goes" Harris at April 26, 2022 04:44 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: 24/7 support at April 26, 2022 04:44 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2022 04:44 PM (Qy7kP)
I'll bet he has.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 26, 2022 04:44 PM (By+J7)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 04:34 PM (II3Gr)
You said this better than I. Sadly I agree completely with your assessment.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2022 04:44 PM (MySN1)
Posted by: PabloD
I've read about a forest that's below Mt Fuji and people go and commit suicide. I suggest not taking this guy there.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2022 04:44 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (UUBmN)
You should get a cat. Your own cat. ;P
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 26, 2022 04:45 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (II3Gr)
++++
Yeah. Our dystopian cyberpunk present is nothing like the dystopian cyberpunk future that was promised.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:45 PM (DU+/6)
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Nah, here's what happened. The hologram software outfit was hacked. All of the "objects" in relationships with holo software users were re-programmed to behave like Stella, wife of 23rd Century trader Harcourt Fenton Mudd. Bad times for Akihiko.
Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2022 04:45 PM (AMIL/)
First, Godzilla. Then booze and porn in vending machines.
And now this.
Bushido is dead.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 26, 2022 04:40 PM
Don't forget grade school girls used panties in a can in vending machines. They were called "Canties", and yes they were real.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 26, 2022 04:45 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2022 04:45 PM (M3Eqk)
absolutely i would. Not only do I routinely fast for weeks at a time but I've seen all nine seasons of Dual Survivor. (joke but I do know to look for water and not food)
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2022 04:45 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Amber Heard's lawyer at April 26, 2022 04:45 PM (do2wA)
Posted by: lin-duh
Meow?
Posted by: Art Thread Kittuh at April 26, 2022 04:45 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2022 04:44 PM (Qy7kP)
Once turned off, it's damned hard to get them turned on again.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 04:46 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: PabloD
Japan does have a Suicide Forest. It's full of abandoned cars, empty tents, and dead folks.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 26, 2022 04:46 PM (Y5qcH)
Doll: +1
Actual women: - 1000
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 26, 2022 04:39 PM (cpMW3)
But can she make a sandwich? No, no she cannot.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Feed Your Rage Energy Drinks 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at April 26, 2022 04:46 PM (ZGL/f)
absolutely i would. Not only do I routinely fast for weeks at a time but I've seen all nine seasons of Dual Survivor. (joke but I do know to look for water and not food)
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2022 04:45 PM (0G13K)
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I've seen like half of Is it Cake?, so I'm pretty sure I could identify objects in the wild that are masquerading as cake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 04:46 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: ... at April 26, 2022 04:46 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: runner at April 26, 2022 04:46 PM (3WWC/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2022 04:46 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: Guy who can finally not say "Simpsons did it"! at April 26, 2022 04:46 PM (+tgR5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 26, 2022 04:46 PM (74/x3)
Rise Of The Sex Machines: How culture and technology are changing relationships forever—and who will resist
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 26, 2022 04:46 PM (J/+fm)
Posted by: Nova local at April 26, 2022 04:46 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (co19B)
Great. The collision and liability insurance was already killing me.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 26, 2022 04:46 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2022 04:45 PM (0G13K)
I'm thankful you didn't say "Naked and Alone"
Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2022 04:47 PM (5iUNf)
Sure. But there aren't any faucets or refigerators.
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2022 04:47 PM (M3Eqk)
It's a cornucopia of weirdos. Apologies to the legit gay people who just want the rest to STFU, STFD, and to be left the F alone.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 26, 2022 04:47 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2022 04:47 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2022 04:44 PM (sAmhv)
Aokigahara. It's creepy AF.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 04:47 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 04:47 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 26, 2022 04:47 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: The ARC of History!"
Somebody should tell her Musk is planning on buying Canada next.
Posted by: Ripley at April 26, 2022 04:47 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 26, 2022 04:47 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: PabloD at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (zqwN3)
Can we do this to all the idiots shrieking about Elon Musk buying Twatter?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 26, 2022 04:47 PM (llON8)
Actual women: - 1000
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 26, 2022 04:39 PM (cpMW3)
But can she make a sandwich? No, no she cannot.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Feed Your Rage Energy Drinks 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at April 26, 2022 04:46 PM (ZGL/f)
Boobehs. Game, set, match, actual women.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 26, 2022 04:48 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2022 04:44 PM (sAmhv)
Aokigahara. It's creepy AF.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 04:47 PM (II3Gr)
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If that's where you took your wife on your honeymoon...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 04:48 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ... at April 26, 2022 04:43 PM (xnYBL)
Tokyo Board of Water and Light.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Feed Your Rage Energy Drinks 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at April 26, 2022 04:48 PM (ZGL/f)
I hope I grab the right guy... I don't want to get sued by some rando who looks like an Ewok. Gotta double check for the crocs and messenger bag.
Posted by: PabloD at April 26, 2022 04:48 PM (zqwN3)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 26, 2022 04:48 PM (By+J7)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM
Wait until Google forces me to divorce him, take half his money, and donate it to the 2024 Dem war chest!
Posted by: Hatsune Miku at April 26, 2022 04:48 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (UUBmN)
*pats lin-duh's hand*
Yes, of course, dear.
I'll just let myself out.
*hands lin-duh a business card for Cat Ladies Anonymous*
Posted by: naturalfake at April 26, 2022 04:48 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 04:46 PM (UUBmN)
++++
Why? She isn't real. He's a weirdo with incomprehensible lifestyle choices, but the "victim" in this case is literally a fictional character rendered in software and he is harming no one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:48 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2022 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ripley at April 26, 2022 04:39 PM
Literally genocide. I'm literally shaking right now.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 26, 2022 04:48 PM (cpMW3)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 26, 2022 04:48 PM (+tgR5)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 26, 2022 04:49 PM (jEmCU)
Maybe it's more like WWI and II's effect on Yurp. If huge numbers of a nation's fighting men get killed, what you are left with is less virile . . . .
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 26, 2022 04:49 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 26, 2022 04:48 PM (+tgR5)
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So...you had sex with the guy?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 04:49 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: DaveA at April 26, 2022 04:49 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 26, 2022 04:45 PM (bVYXr)
Were they spectacular?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 26, 2022 04:49 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Toad-O at April 26, 2022 04:49 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 26, 2022 04:49 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: PabloD
I know of just the place!
https://is.gd/a3qTD1
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2022 04:49 PM (d82lp)
https://is.gd/QzfZFo
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:49 PM (DU+/6)
on a more serious note,.....
One major problem in Japanese culture is that they have a very impersonal definition of family. They are the people who you share a house with, and not a lot more for many Japanese. They see no real relationships growing up. Everything is formal and duty, and not love or devotion or emotion. This kid probably gets more attention from that doll than he ever did from his mother or father.
Posted by: Peking Duck at April 26, 2022 04:49 PM (oXeHR)
More Herzog today:
Turn on NPR, hear phrase “menstrual equity and climate change,” turn off NPR
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 26, 2022 04:50 PM (I2/tG)
Mal...the guy killed me Mal. Killed me with a sword. How weird is that?
https://youtu.be/s-LaAIXgv-8
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 26, 2022 04:50 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: t-bird at April 26, 2022 04:50 PM (Go9h8)
We had an old beat up van in college and would regularly roll up on our girlfriends, jump out and throw them in the van, then peel out around the corner.
And drop them off.
Always funny to watch the looks on people's faces when you did that.
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2022 04:50 PM (M3Eqk)
Turn the clock back to 1944 and Akihiko Kondo would be happy as a pig in shit to dive his zero into the flight deck of the Enterprise.
Posted by: Archer at April 26, 2022 04:50 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: PabloD at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (zqwN3)
Main difficulty would be boiling water. You can survive not eating for 7 days, drinking is another matter and you don't want to drink "raw" water.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 26, 2022 04:50 PM (b2nrj)
Not ALL of America!
Posted by: Kurt "Tentacle Porn" Eichenwald at April 26, 2022 04:50 PM (ZPUJH)
pats lin-duh's hand*
Yes, of course, dear.
I'll just let myself out.
*hands lin-duh a business card for Cat Ladies Anonymous*
Be all that as it may, but those cats have already drawn straws to decide which one of them gets the choicest bits when you expire.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 26, 2022 04:50 PM (q1ouM)
Turn the clock back to 1944 and Akihiko Kondo would be happy as a pig in shit to dive his zero into the flight deck of the Enterprise.
Posted by: Archer at April 26, 2022 04:50 PM (gmo/4)
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Gee...I wonder what happened to all the masculine genes in Japanese culture...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 04:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Nova local at April 26, 2022 04:46 PM (exHjb)
I think he needs a group of buddies to snap him out of this and take him to the club. Actually talk to people. By people I mean women. Yes they will shut him down but he'll never score if he doesn't have an at bat.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2022 04:51 PM (MySN1)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 26, 2022 04:51 PM (KbCG3)
**snort**
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 04:51 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (UUBmN)
Sure you ain't. Quick question -- Who buys the food, kitty litter, and puts them out for the cats? Takes 'em to the vet?
Denial -- It ain't just a river in Egypt.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 26, 2022 04:51 PM (F0YaR)
Real country up there. Once got snowed in for 3 days on Mt Marcy.
Only time I have ever enjoyed spam.
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2022 04:51 PM (M3Eqk)
Which raises The Eternal Question: "Japan . . . Nuked Too Much, Or Not Enough?"
Posted by: Sharkman at April 26, 2022 04:51 PM (q+fko)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 26, 2022 04:50 PM (b2nrj)
Giardia ain't just a river in Egypt.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 04:51 PM (II3Gr)
I would like a rag doll but they are expensive!
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 04:47 PM (UUBmN)
Hmm, they *are* cute. Does the Mr want to buy a boat or something? /bad influence
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 26, 2022 04:51 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2022 04:51 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Squid at April 26, 2022 04:51 PM (so6un)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2022 04:52 PM (Qy7kP)
*******
Pro tip ace: Don't eat any mushrooms no matter how hungry you get, and donn't wipe your ass with poison Ivy.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2022 04:52 PM (kXYt5)
Which raises The Eternal Question: "Japan . . . Nuked Too Much, Or Not Enough?"
Posted by: Sharkman at April 26, 2022 04:51 PM (q+fko)
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Far more people died in the fire bombings than in the nukes bombings.
But the fire bombings get no respect. No respect!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 04:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 26, 2022 04:45 PM (bVYXr)
Were they spectacular?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 26, 2022 04:49 PM
No idea but when I got stationed there I thought everyone was messing with me about them so I went off base to check it out and yes they were real. When I saw them in a vending machine I said......you have got to fvcking kidding me. I went to the next vending machine over and bought beer.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 26, 2022 04:52 PM (bVYXr)
And hologram chick would be free to strip on the virtual pole again...the circle of life, people.
Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2022 04:52 PM (5iUNf)
Doll: +1
Actual women: - 1000
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 26, 2022 04:39 PM (cpMW3)
LOL. When he tells her to calm down, she actually does.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 26, 2022 04:52 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Like the parking lot at Mt. Everest, without the high altitude sickness.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 26, 2022 04:52 PM (q+fko)
Always funny to watch the looks on people's faces when you did that.
Posted by: garrett
Yeah, but those passers by knew the young ladies were in no danger.
Your crocs were the tell.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 26, 2022 04:52 PM (q1ouM)
Posted by: William Eaton at April 26, 2022 04:53 PM (cfkTP)
Posted by: Mr Wolf at April 26, 2022 04:53 PM (hiYlW)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 26, 2022 04:53 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2022 04:53 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: J Depp at April 26, 2022 04:53 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: 40 Miles North at April 26, 2022 04:53 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: PabloD at April 26, 2022 04:42 PM (zqwN3)
When my husband was joining the frat they blindfolded him and dumped him off in the middle of nowhere. He walked for hours through a ranch and found a road and hitchhiked back.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2022 04:54 PM (MySN1)
Posted by: PabloD at April 26, 2022 04:54 PM (zqwN3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2022 04:54 PM (Qy7kP)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 04:54 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Regular joe at April 26, 2022 04:54 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: Y5 at April 26, 2022 04:55 PM (nBCCt)
>>Only time I have ever enjoyed spam.
We lucked into good weather for most of the 10 day trip but we spent almost the entire week on snowshoes. The snow was at least 3 feet deep and in some places the drifts were over 6 feet.
7 days were group hiking and mountaineering type training and 3 days of solo. It was actually a lot of fun and very, very quiet.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2022 04:55 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Y5 at April 26, 2022 04:55 PM (nBCCt)
Gotta be Masturbatin Pete
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 26, 2022 04:55 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 26, 2022 04:55 PM (jEmCU)
Posted by: Max Power at April 26, 2022 04:55 PM (k7+BO)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 26, 2022 04:55 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 26, 2022 04:55 PM (+tgR5)
Posted by: Mookie at April 26, 2022 04:56 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Look, the Mr. has a woodshop in our garage...which I can no longer park in... he has spent well over 5 digits and all the tools contained on said garage...I should be able to get one kitten...but I'm NOT a cat lady!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 04:56 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Muldoon
Listen to this man. He completed Pre-Med.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2022 04:57 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Mr Wolf at April 26, 2022 04:53 PM (hiYlW)
.......
Not even a fucking spring roll.
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2022 04:57 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 04:56 PM (UUBmN)
It's OK*. We'll love you anyway.
*Unless you are an actual cat lady.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 26, 2022 04:57 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2022 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Last week of my NOLS course was in the high country of the Absarokas in Wyoming. We were stripped of anything edible before heading out.
There were no fish in the headwaters, very little ground cover / berries to eat. Toothpaste started to look mighty appealing.
By the time we got down to where there was edible vegetation and fish in the stream, we'd just about gone Lord of the Flies.
Having Giardia didn't help the experience...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 26, 2022 04:57 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Muldoon
Listen to this man. He completed Pre-Med.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2022 04:57 PM (Msys3)
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I thought he was pre-law.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 04:57 PM (LvTSG)
Far more people died in the fire bombings than in the nukes bombings.
But the fire bombings get no respect. No respect!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 04:52 PM
I helped firebombings got thee recognition they deserved in the Western theatre. Fucked me up as bad as the nukes did the Japs!
Posted by: Kurt Vonnegut and Slaughterhouse 5 at April 26, 2022 04:57 PM (ZPUJH)
3 yrs ago there was a story about a Brit lady who wanted to marry a chandelier.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 26, 2022 04:57 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Guy caught f*cking horses at April 26, 2022 04:57 PM (+tgR5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 04:57 PM (LvTSG)
Pre-med - pre-law - same thing.
Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2022 04:58 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 26, 2022 04:58 PM (h1mzz)
3 yrs ago there was a story about a Brit lady who wanted to marry a chandelier.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 26, 2022 04:57 PM (8C7+r)
Wedding song was 'You Light up my Life'?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2022 04:58 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Dread at April 26, 2022 04:58 PM (MBvXX)
Anyway, she does "live" musical performances as a hologram with live background instruments and accompaniment.
This dude, umm, well, they say that there is a problem with Japanese dudes not wanting to make the sexy with real Japanese girls. Exhibit #1.
Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2022 04:58 PM (9otr5)
The family disapproved of Miku because she came from a poor family of fisherfolk. And also, because she does not exist.
ALRIGHT, WHAT IDIOT OF AN EDITOR LET THIS ONE SLIP THROUGH? IT'S A CLASSIC SETUP FOR THE OLD "A" AND "B", BUT MOSTLY "A".
NO MONTHLY BONUS FOR YOU!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 26, 2022 04:58 PM (q1ouM)
Posted by: a.moron at April 26, 2022 04:58 PM (tu3iY)
You owe me a keyboard, Ace.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 26, 2022 04:59 PM (906pl)
BUT
let's be serious, IF this is a seven day thing, I can probably get some safe water here and there and if I have to I can drink raw water the last three days and then depend on medical attention upon rescue to clear out the pathogens.
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2022 04:59 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 26, 2022 04:57 PM (8C7+r)
Wedding song was 'You Light up my Life'?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2022 04:58 PM (oHd/0)
Blinded by the Light.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 26, 2022 04:59 PM (74/x3)
Psaki said US not expecting food shortages at home.
That's the signal to prep if I ever heard one.
Next will come food shortages at home are transitory.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 26, 2022 04:59 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Guy who f*cks car's tailpipes at April 26, 2022 05:00 PM (+tgR5)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2022 04:44 PM (sAmhv)
Aokigahara. It's creepy AF.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 04:47 PM (II3Gr)
I went by there last time I was in Japan.
Oddly enough, I didn't commit suicide.
Though I did get into a game of strip poker with a gang of lonely lady ghosts.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 26, 2022 05:00 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 26, 2022 05:00 PM (h1mzz)
Yeah, well you're just like Windows 10!
Posted by: Duke Lowell
******
Threadwinner!!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2022 05:00 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: DaveA at April 26, 2022 05:00 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 05:00 PM (II3Gr)
My garage contains no cars, but a metal cutting lathe, a vertical mill, a metal cutting bandsaw, a wood cutting bandsaw, a belt sander, a welder, bench grinder, heavy work bench, roll around tool box, a second work bench, shelves, a riding mower, two motorcycles, scrap metal, and a few odds and ends. It has never had a car in it.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 26, 2022 05:00 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: lin-duh
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Posted by: Queen Gertrude at April 26, 2022 05:00 PM (Msys3)
By the time we got down to where there was edible vegetation and fish in the stream, we'd just about gone Lord of the Flies.
Having Giardia didn't help the experience...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of T
That sounds horrible.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2022 05:00 PM (MySN1)
no he did like a break dance. they had an asian guy who sounded the gong
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2022 05:00 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: CrazyIvan at April 26, 2022 05:00 PM (VUhjY)
Posted by: Dr. Krieger (not the real kind of doctor (or the other kind)) at April 26, 2022 05:00 PM (fECer)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 04:56 PM (UUBmN)
LOL... I cleaned out my garage last week, first time I could park a car in it in a year or so... and just ordered the new Camaro.
Yeah.... single....
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2022 05:00 PM (oHd/0)
____________
Sounds like a commie front. "Non-partisan?" Ain't no such thing. It's a commie front flying under the radar.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 05:00 PM (YqDXo)
Well not HER home. It's stocked with ginger bread.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 26, 2022 05:00 PM (h1mzz)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 26, 2022 05:00 PM (F0YaR)
BUT
let's be serious, IF this is a seven day thing, I can probably get some safe water here and there and if I have to I can drink raw water the last three days and then depend on medical attention upon rescue to clear out the pathogens.
Posted by: ace
----
Couldn't you smuggle a life straw in your prison wallet? they're pretty small...
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 05:01 PM (UUBmN)
Brought to you by the Space Pope
Posted by: CrazyIvan at April 26, 2022 05:00 PM (VUhjY)
Come on... not even a Cherry 2000?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2022 05:01 PM (oHd/0)
It is sort of the difference between surprise anal ND slow motion anal
Posted by: Y5 at April 26, 2022 05:01 PM (nBCCt)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 26, 2022 05:01 PM (XvPQV)
Can I come over and play with your toys someday?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 26, 2022 05:02 PM (NxOLn)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 26, 2022 05:01 PM (XvPQV)
=========
If you're not willing to bang the fembot with gun boobs that may accidentally go off, you're no real man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 05:02 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2022 05:00 PM (0G13K)
He's famous for the hair pie line during the panty raid.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 26, 2022 05:02 PM (SH2Zi)
BUT
let's be serious, IF this is a seven day thing, I can probably get some safe water here and there and if I have to I can drink raw water the last three days and then depend on medical attention upon rescue to clear out the pathogens.
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2022 04:59 PM (0G13K)
A lighter was specified as part of the starting package. Starting a fire shouldn't be a problem.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 26, 2022 05:02 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2022 05:00 PM
Yep, memory is the first to go. Best line of the movie. This is bullshit, pan down I want to see bush!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 26, 2022 05:02 PM (h1mzz)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 26, 2022 05:02 PM (906pl)
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Is this about CBD's nic? Or some kind of long distant nic-related sexting relationship between morons?
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 26, 2022 05:02 PM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 26, 2022 05:01 PM (XvPQV)
By then she's running the 304 subroutine and out banging ChadBot behind your back.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 05:02 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 26, 2022 05:03 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 04:56 PM (UUBmN)
I see where this is going.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 26, 2022 05:03 PM (5qR8o)
I like where your head is at in general, in the box problem solving and all, but I'm somewhat alarmed by your assessment of the storage capacity of the male ass.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 26, 2022 05:03 PM (ppBhU)
Look at his eyes.
Turn the clock back to 1943 and he'd happily lead a banzai charge on Guadalcanal.
Posted by: Archer at April 26, 2022 05:03 PM (gmo/4)
In hindsight the combination vagina / blender unit was a serious design flaw.
Posted by: PabloD at April 26, 2022 05:04 PM (zqwN3)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 04:56 PM (UUBmN)
"I should be able to mainline just one dose of China White."
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 05:04 PM (II3Gr)
Psaki said US not expecting food shortages at home.
That's the signal to prep if I ever heard one.
Next will come food shortages at home are transitory.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 26, 2022 04:59 PM (Mzdiz)
"It's because of Putin! and DeathSantis!! and Abbott and Musk and ...."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 26, 2022 05:04 PM (llON8)
I would like a rag doll but they are expensive!
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022
***
There's always Siberians too. Probably in the same price range.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 26, 2022 05:04 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 26, 2022 05:04 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 26, 2022 05:04 PM (74/x3)
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2022 05:04 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 26, 2022 05:00 PM (QSjkU)
____________
Mine contains a complete gym, with power rack with lat pull down and rowing stations, Olympic barbell and plates, a set of dumb bells, pull-up bar, sit-up bench, and of course adjustable bench for bench press and shoulder presses. And a flat screen TV, on which I used to watch MLB.
With all that, I figure I don't actually have to do any exercises, right?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 05:04 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: The Paolo at April 26, 2022 05:04 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at April 26, 2022 05:04 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 26, 2022 05:04 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 26, 2022 05:05 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: The Harry formerly known as Prince at April 26, 2022 05:05 PM (+tgR5)
i think that's cheating, PabloD specified the gear
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2022 05:05 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 05:04 PM (YqDXo)
Just reading that makes me want to flex.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 26, 2022 05:05 PM (SH2Zi)
That's the signal to prep if I ever heard one.
Next will come food shortages at home are transitory.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 26, 2022 04:59 PM (Mzdiz)
__________
And after that, food shortages are good because Americans are obese. Or used to be, anyway.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 05:05 PM (YqDXo)
When they were back at school 3 or 4 of them all were walking around itching their butts. They thought they had a parasite or something and went to the ER.
They were really embarrassed but apparently none of them had any parasites/poison oak.
To this day they don't know what was in that sausage and why their butts itched.
My husband did not eat the sausage I think.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2022 05:05 PM (MySN1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 26, 2022 05:05 PM (UuD2k)
And Booger asking him, "What the fuck's a frush?" in the poker game.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 26, 2022 05:06 PM (KaCzC)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 26, 2022 05:06 PM (6a+kq)
oh okay!
Still would need to find a container.
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2022 05:06 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 26, 2022 05:05 PM (UuD2k)
To avoid the pathogens in the water, duh.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 26, 2022 05:06 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
I have proof you can get a 16 oz bottle of SuPree Hand Lotion up there.
Had a convict that worked in the furniture factory. He used to try to smuggle paint stripper back into the building for the paint huffers.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 05:06 PM (co19B)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 26, 2022 05:06 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 04:56 PM (UUBmN)
"I should be able to mainline just one dose of China White."
Posted by: Insomniac
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As Duncanthrax, I have turned down a kitten before!!
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 05:06 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 26, 2022 05:06 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 26, 2022 05:06 PM (6a+kq)
Leek...spinner?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 26, 2022 05:06 PM (XvPQV)
284 What's weird about Revenge of the Nerds is that the only other movie I know Robert Carradine from is The Cowboys with Duke Wayne.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 26, 2022 05:02 PM (906pl)
Cowboys was a decent movie.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 26, 2022 05:06 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: Ripley at April 26, 2022 05:07 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 26, 2022 05:07 PM (eRVYd)
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And she caught Covid.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 26, 2022 04:39 PM (UHVv4)
Good one!
Posted by: m at April 26, 2022 05:07 PM (rI4Wv)
Posted by: InCali at April 26, 2022 05:07 PM (jZOLv)
My husband did not eat the sausage I think.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2022 05:05 PM (MySN1)
Did it taste like chloroform?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 26, 2022 05:07 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 04:56 PM (UUBmN)
"I should be able to mainline just one dose of China White."
Posted by: Insomniac
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Ask Duncanthrax, I have turned down a kitten before!!
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 05:06 PM (UUBmN)
It's true!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 26, 2022 05:07 PM (llON8)
oh okay!
Still would need to find a container.
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2022 05:06 PM
You can boil water in a paper cup. You just have to hold it high enough above the flames without burning the cup.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 26, 2022 05:07 PM (h1mzz)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 26, 2022 05:07 PM (do2wA)
Posted by: Rusty Trawler at April 26, 2022 05:07 PM (1gif2)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 26, 2022 05:07 PM (do2wA)
It won't necessarily improve it, but it's gonna happen whether we like it or not. Transhumanism and computer-brain interfaces are going to turn us into a variety of new genera and species. By 3000AD, we'll be like the sparkling energy snotgobs in the movie "AI."
Not better in any sense we understand now. But inevitable.
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at April 26, 2022 05:07 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 05:04 PM (YqDXo)
This is good clear logic.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 26, 2022 05:08 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Archer at April 26, 2022 05:08 PM (gmo/4)
And unplug when you don't want to listen to her.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 26, 2022 05:08 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 26, 2022 05:08 PM (UuD2k)
Mine contains a nuclear reactor, strippers on poles, and endless steaks on open grills....and an open bar serving only premium liquor.
Or a leased Toyota Highlander - yeah, probably that.
Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2022 05:08 PM (5iUNf)
I worried about X resulting. That's silly, there will be no X and you're idiot.
Well, I see X happening now. No you idiot, there is no X, you're lying.
X is starting to get really had. Well, we have a little X, but it's transitory an nothing to worry about.
Well, X has taken over. Yes! X is a good thing!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 26, 2022 05:08 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 26, 2022 05:06 PM (XvPQV)
I dunno, but I took one, and some damned Eskimo kicked me in the icehole.
Posted by: The Polar Bear at April 26, 2022 05:08 PM (Gwzne)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 05:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: PabloD at April 26, 2022 05:08 PM (zqwN3)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 05:04 PM (YqDXo)
Just reading that makes me want to flex.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 26, 2022 05:05 PM (SH2Zi)
_________
Well, if you flex, I don't have to, the way I figure it. I also put down interlocking cushiony sheets, so the whole thing is really quite nice.
Unfortunately, it means the cars get fried by the SoCal sun. I just finished sanding, priming, painting, and then clearcoating my ancient Saturn, but hey. It's a small price to pay.
I've had this garage gym for 20 years, but as 29+ recedes into the rear view mirror, it's getting harder and harder to work out properly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 05:08 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 26, 2022 05:02 PM (906pl)
Also The Long Riders with his brothers and the Keach brothers And some other brothers. Blanking on whom.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 26, 2022 05:08 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2022 05:00 PM (MySN1)
Funny thing is, now I look back on it fondly...
We had one young lady, who's parents had sent her out to NOLS to "toughen her up". She was the text book definition of a Princess.
We had to breakout the ropes to get down a steep section, and she was complaining she couldn't handle her pack while on belay...
Turned out she had like 30lbs of rocks she collected, stuffed in her backpack.
To a man we all said, fuck that shit...you want 'em, you carry 'em.
#good times
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 26, 2022 05:09 PM (BgMrQ)
>>Having Giardia didn't help the experience...
Mine wasn't nearly as extreme as yours. They gave us a handful of wooden safety matches and a couple packets each of dry soup mix and hot cocoa and one pot. I could have used a bit more food but I wasn't going to starve.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2022 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)
If they decide to do ANYTHING, whether it's flying a planeload of explosives into an enemy ship, cutting out their own intestines, or being a gigantic asocial nerd, it's motherfucking "BANZAI!!!" time.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 05:09 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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It would be in a baggie...duh!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 05:09 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Tentacle Porn at April 26, 2022 05:09 PM (+tgR5)
Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2022 05:08 PM (5iUNf)
____________
Shit. Care to swap? Please?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 05:09 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2022 05:05 PM (MySN1)
Did it taste like chloroform?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 26, 2022 05:07 PM (SH2Zi)
I didn't want to say it. I wonder what the Dr in the ER thought?
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2022 05:09 PM (MySN1)
Pretty-eyed, pirate trial, you'll marry a phanto-man
Clitterina, you must've seen her dancing in the LAN
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand
Hold me closer, tiny dancer ...
Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 26, 2022 05:09 PM (oN+s2)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2022 05:09 PM (kXYt5)
Here's why cannibalism is actually good.
Posted by: Vox at April 26, 2022 05:09 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: rickb223
Jeebus. And I thought I had led a dissolute life.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2022 05:09 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 05:02 PM (II3Gr)
I KNEW it!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 26, 2022 05:09 PM (XvPQV)
_____________
Yes, and she's also expecting that the US can provide unlimited amounts of food, housing, medical care, and various other types of welfare for the tens of millions of poor illegal aliens flooding across our southern border.
Because . . . shut up, raaaaaacist!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 26, 2022 05:10 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Tentacle Porn at April 26, 2022 05:09 PM (+tgR5)
=========
"You're just jealous."
-Tree vine porn, brought to you by Sam Raimi in Evil Dead
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 05:10 PM (LvTSG)
We had to breakout the ropes to get down a steep section, and she was complaining she couldn't handle her pack while on belay...
Turned out she had like 30lbs of rocks she collected, stuffed in her backpack.
To a man we all said, fuck that shit...you want 'em, you carry 'em.
#good times
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of
That's a good lesson for a princess to learn, carry your own weight.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2022 05:10 PM (MySN1)
You are assuming Ace can pass the Pencil Test.
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2022 05:10 PM (M3Eqk)
No; One cat would not qualify you as a cat lady. Your husband doesn't want a cat?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2022 05:11 PM (fF2aM)
https://is.gd/QzfZFo
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
She is, however, basically fictional to all of us.
On the other hand, Kondo has a plastic doll and a plushie of Miku.
Advantage.....nope. Nobody has any advantage here.
Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2022 05:11 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 26, 2022 05:12 PM (HmZuC)
You are assuming Ace can pass the Pencil Test.
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2022 05:10 PM (M3Eqk)
Well garrett would be the expert on what Ace's ass can fit.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 26, 2022 05:12 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2022 05:12 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: borderline at April 26, 2022 05:12 PM (rPV4g)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2022 05:12 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at April 26, 2022 05:04 PM
Now wait a second, maybe this hologram girl is worth another look
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2022 05:13 PM (2JoB8)
Fennel. Scabies.
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at April 26, 2022 05:13 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2022 05:10 PM (MySN1)
As a gentleman, I would have offered to carry them for her, in exchange for certain favors.....
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 26, 2022 05:13 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 26, 2022 05:08 PM (UuD2k)
They were saying it was painful unrelenting itching. Worse than poison oak. There was nothing wrong with them and you're probably right.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2022 05:13 PM (MySN1)
She meant us - an in the Psaki family. You? Not so much.
Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2022 05:13 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 05:04 PM (YqDXo)
Just reading that makes me want to flex.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 26, 2022 05:05 PM (SH2Zi)
___________
I've had buddies come over to work out with me and shoot the bull between sets. Good times.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 05:13 PM (YqDXo)
She meant us - an in the Psaki family. You? Not so much.
Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2022 05:13 PM (5iUNf)
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"Food shortages are really an upper class problem."
-Ron Klain, in like a week
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 05:13 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2022 05:12 PM (DRSnL)
I'm really not comfortable with the whole "clone bone" thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 05:13 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2022 05:09 PM (kXYt5)
Boss from a previous job had a nice little mountain ranch west of Fort Collins. A big spring blizzard was on its way, so he told his wife, "better go make sure the horses are okay."
He spent four glorious days sipping bourbon, eating steak and taters, watching the snow fly and reading by the fireplace without his wife and daughters. I was super jealous.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 26, 2022 05:14 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 26, 2022 05:06 PM (ZSK0i)
Here's what's in Wikipedia
In modern Japanese slang, the term otaku is mostly equivalent to "geek" or "nerd"
Posted by: m at April 26, 2022 05:14 PM (rI4Wv)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 05:13 PM (II3Gr)
I think my favorite was when Burt Reynolds saw her and said, "is that a ghost?"
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2022 05:14 PM (DRSnL)
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That's their story, and they're sticking to it.
"There was this one time at band camp ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 05:14 PM (YqDXo)
Guest on a Ukrainian talk show cracks himself up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch
v=FibiGxjwtYI&t=120s
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 26, 2022 05:14 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Dr. Algernon Krieger at April 26, 2022 05:14 PM (G/hTV)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2022 05:15 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2022 05:14 PM (DRSnL)
Great stuff. His van was bitchin', though.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 05:15 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: m at April 26, 2022 05:14 PM (rI4Wv)
Its beyond that. It basically means shut-in
Posted by: borderline at April 26, 2022 05:15 PM (rPV4g)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 26, 2022 04:31 PM
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A hero of Kondo's. Kondo bought a van and ristens to Lush.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 26, 2022 05:16 PM (zL564)
No; One cat would not qualify you as a cat lady. Your husband doesn't want a cat?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I have 3 cats living here but none are mine... Husband says with the dog, gecko, and 4 chickens we don't need anymore.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 05:16 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Tater Stelter at April 26, 2022 05:16 PM (+tgR5)
Posted by: m at April 26, 2022 05:14 PM (rI4Wv)
Its beyond that. It basically means shut-in
Posted by: borderline at April 26, 2022 05:15 PM (rPV4g)
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As in "the Democrat Presidential candidate in 2020 was an otaku."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 05:16 PM (YqDXo)
-Ron Klain, in like a week
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 05:13 PM (LvTSG)
He means that its an upper class "guilt" problem...yeah, Ronny feels bad. But his steak is delicious, perfectly cooked...and his lobster is to die for!
Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2022 05:16 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
*****
That's not too far off from my past week. Being retired has its good points.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2022 05:17 PM (kXYt5)
With its Y-chromosome changed to X
And when it is grown/Then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.
Clone, clone of my own,
With your Y-Chromosome changed to X
And when I'm alone/With my own little clone
We'll both think of nothing but sex
Posted by: Randall Garrett at April 26, 2022 05:17 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 26, 2022 05:08 PM (xPJvm)
Oh, right. I actually own that - as part of a three-DVD pack along with The Horse Soldiers and The Big Country - but haven't yet watched it.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 26, 2022 05:18 PM (906pl)
https://www.facebook.com/Sibirskiysiberiancats/
Lots of nice pics on there. One of her queens just had a litter (I get first pick, she says!). Scroll down a bit.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 26, 2022 05:18 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 26, 2022 05:18 PM (XkuN6)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 26, 2022 05:18 PM (do2wA)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 26, 2022 05:18 PM (6a+kq)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 05:16 PM (UUBmN)
"Swear to God, officer, that 8-ball of coke isn't mine!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 05:19 PM (II3Gr)
Because who buys either of those, right?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 05:19 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: torabora at April 26, 2022 05:19 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at April 26, 2022 05:19 PM (qpX6U)
But I thought losing weight was now a white supremacist thing?
Posted by: Mookie at April 26, 2022 05:19 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at April 26, 2022 05:19 PM (QYPq3)
Because that's what's next: a lame-but-hyped-up-by-fake-news twitter employee walk-out.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 26, 2022 05:19 PM (do2wA)
Cant give any of the cats to whom they belong or they're strays?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2022 05:19 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: m at April 26, 2022 05:14 PM (rI4Wv)
Its beyond that. It basically means shut-in
Posted by: borderline at April 26, 2022 05:15 PM (rPV4g)
And there you go.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 26, 2022 05:19 PM (ZSK0i)
Anyway, she does "live" musical performances as a hologram with live background instruments and accompaniment.
Posted by: blaster/i]
"She" has been on The Late Show with David Letterman, and she opened for Lady Gaga on tour.
So she's not entirely a weeb thing. Or she wasn't 7-or-so years ago.
Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2022 05:19 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2022 05:19 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: m at April 26, 2022 05:14 PM (rI4Wv)
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Oh, he's very popular M. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 26, 2022 05:20 PM (zL564)
Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2022 05:20 PM (P1f+c)
you have admit when you mention a group of guys eating sausage and itchy butts...the horde mind will take it and run.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 05:20 PM (UUBmN)
I believe it is AoS commenter 'Anna Puma' who is in charge of the "Japan - nuked too much, too little, or just enough?' argument.
In this case, my vote might be for a tad more megatons.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 26, 2022 05:20 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 26, 2022 05:18 PM (6a+kq)
Yes, both.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at April 26, 2022 05:20 PM (onF8C)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2022 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)
We had been broken up into three groups:
1) The least wood crafty got the lowlands route. Plenty of fish and vegetation. And civilization wasn't that far away if trouble arose.
2) These were the instructors pets, and got to take some of the cast off food, just in case things got tight.
3) And then there was our group, we hated the instructors and they hated us. Bataan Death March...
Makes for good stories.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 26, 2022 05:20 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 26, 2022 05:20 PM (ZSK0i)
Now I can add this.
Posted by: Biden Stercore in eius braccae at April 26, 2022 05:21 PM (0hHNz)
Humans have only been around for like 250,000 years.
That little hologram in a jar thingy is really fuckin' cool. I want one. Not for sexual degeneracy, I just think it's neat.
Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2022 05:21 PM (10+Dl)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 26, 2022 05:18 PM (6a+kq)
Yes, both.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at April 26, 2022 05:20 PM (onF8C)
Don't tease!
Posted by: Godzilla at April 26, 2022 05:21 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 05:21 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at April 26, 2022 05:21 PM (Gs6BU)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 26, 2022 05:21 PM (QIDr3)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 04:40 PM (co19B)
To be fair, if this guy had shagged Amber Heard, he'd at least have a good reason to go for the hologram waifu.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2022 05:21 PM (F/J1O)
Posted by: torabora at April 26, 2022 05:21 PM (Y274z)
They won't go. They'll just talk about it. Anyway, I'm sure they could have a lot less employees if they were spending all their time censoring conservative speech and humor, As the English say about getting fired "make them redundant".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2022 05:22 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2022 05:19 PM (Vr12I)
What was?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 26, 2022 05:20 PM (ZSK0i)
That's kinda funny too.
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2022 05:22 PM (Vr12I)
What's really bizarre is the massive Group Think happening so fast.
Goblins on tik tok are flooding the platform with "bye twitter" fake-outage videos. Why? Because that's what "everyone" is doing.
Tik Tok Goblin: "Time to make a post a video about the current thing."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 26, 2022 05:22 PM (do2wA)
It's really not too many steps from the way These Kids Today are attached to their cellphones.
Posted by: m at April 26, 2022 05:22 PM (rI4Wv)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 26, 2022 05:18 PM (906pl)
Big County is fun...
Burl Ives steals the movie.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 26, 2022 05:23 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 05:23 PM (UUBmN)
Now I can add this.
Posted by: Biden Stercore in eius braccae at April 26, 2022 05:21 PM (0hHNz)
Germans and Japanese are like two sides of the same sick, perverted, degenerate coin.
Japanese have bukakke. Germans shit on each other.
Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2022 05:23 PM (10+Dl)
Garrett Haake
@GarrettHaake
·
4h
Interesting that the VP, Press Secretary & AG have all recently gotten COVID and none have been classified as close contacts of POTUS.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 26, 2022 05:23 PM (yemn2)
you have admit when you mention a group of guys eating sausage and itchy butts...the horde mind will take it and run.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 05:20 PM (UUBmN)
I knew it would but that story still cracks me up. It had to be miserable to make 5 dudes go to the emergency room together.
I would never go to that ranch again, regardless if the old man let me hunt there.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2022 05:23 PM (MySN1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2022 05:24 PM (lgeFv)
Posted by: the Butcher at April 26, 2022 05:24 PM (QEsfM)
___________
At least the poor octopuses will get a break now.
Posted by: Dr. Algernon Krieger at April 26, 2022 05:24 PM (G/hTV)
-Tree vine porn, brought to you by Sam Raimi in Evil Dead
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 05:10 PM (LvTSG)
Pshaw.
-galactic slug porn, Roger Corman's Galaxy of Terror
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2022 05:24 PM (F/J1O)
Burl Ives steals the movie.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 26, 2022 05:23 PM (BgMrQ)
Yup. Never quite understood the appeal of Gregory Peck but my mother used to drool over him.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 26, 2022 05:24 PM (906pl)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2022 05:23 PM (MySN1)
And be sure to turn down all offers of "sausage."
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 05:24 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Kondo at April 26, 2022 05:24 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 26, 2022 05:18 PM (do2wA)
________________
My favorite thing in academia was students threatening the administration with a "student strike."
Uh, what labor do they have to withhold? I used to encourage student strikes. ("Are you going to take that lying down from the administration? Strike!") A nice long student strike was my fantasy. It was like the IRS declaring a strike on accepting tax payments.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 05:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 26, 2022 04:36 PM (bVYXr)
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I once asked a Japanese woman out, and she shot me down. Ironically, it was on December 7th. True story.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 26, 2022 05:25 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: the Butcher at April 26, 2022 05:24 PM (QEsfM)
The Whole Graph.
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2022 05:25 PM (Vr12I)
___________
At least the poor octopuses will get a break now.
Posted by: Dr. Algernon Krieger at April 26, 2022 05:24 PM (G/hTV)
The octopi do the fucking.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 05:25 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 26, 2022 05:13 PM (QSjkU)
Nope, nope, nope...
She was on the Matrix, but not hot!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 26, 2022 05:25 PM (BgMrQ)
Big County is fun...
Burl Ives steals the movie.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
He won an Oscar for that performance.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2022 05:25 PM (63Dwl)
Japanese have bukakke. Germans shit on each other.
Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2022 05:23 PM (10+Dl)
______________
Italy was the only Axis power that seemed normal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 05:26 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Gonzotx at April 26, 2022 05:26 PM (t4poC)
Posted by: torabora at April 26, 2022 05:21 PM (Y274z)
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Don't know Joe's goal, in reducing domestic production but that is definitely an impact. Another impact is higher prices for me, but I suppose Joe cares more about Putin.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 26, 2022 05:26 PM (yemn2)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 26, 2022 05:26 PM (QIDr3)
Posted by: torabora at April 26, 2022 05:21 PM (Y274z)
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The only pipelines allowed here now are the ones flowing from foreign countries, primarily our "enemies," into the Biden Crime Family Strategic Reserve, with 10% pumped out for The Big Guy.
Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 26, 2022 05:26 PM (oN+s2)
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2022 05:26 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2022 05:27 PM (F/J1O)
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2022 05:26 PM (2JoB
Lack of sausage is noted.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 05:27 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Kurt at April 26, 2022 05:28 PM (vUme+)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
Ya shoulda asked her again on VJ Day.....
Posted by: JT at April 26, 2022 05:28 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 26, 2022 05:26 PM (yemn2)
______________
I don't get the logic here. Reducing domestic production to "fight climate change" doesn't wash, because we just buy the same fossil fuels elsewhere, and consume exactly the same amount we did before. We just pay more for it. So, what is the logic behind all this?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 05:28 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 05:27 PM (II3Gr)
Hey, that's what this guy's holographic wife said!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 26, 2022 05:28 PM (906pl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2022 05:28 PM (F/J1O)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 26, 2022 05:26 PM (QIDr3)
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Please tell me his handle is @AssnessChair.
Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 26, 2022 05:28 PM (oN+s2)
Posted by: JT at April 26, 2022 05:28 PM (arJlL)
____________
Nah. Ask her out on VJJ Day.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 05:28 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: borderline
Hikikomori is the word for shut-in. Most are otaku, at least in popular culture and anime references, but being an otaku doesn't require you to be a shut-in.
Otaku has some positive, or at least neutral, connotations. It's basically "geek." You can be a "train otaku," like all the folks who post in the weekend hobby thread here, or a "military otaku" or "gun otaku," like almost everyone here.....
Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2022 05:29 PM (P1f+c)
This is what they said about my wife before she tried to shoot me.
Depp's lucky to get out alive.
Posted by: pawn at April 26, 2022 05:30 PM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 26, 2022 05:28 PM (oN+s2)
AssnessInAChair.
Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2022 05:30 PM (5iUNf)
The decision by Twitter's board of directors on Monday afternoon to accept a takeover bid from Elon Musk means the company thinks the social media company would be best served by the ownership of a man who uses the platform to slime his critics, body-shame people, defy securities laws and relentlessly hawk cryptocurrencies.
Oh, the humanity. The real problem here is the Leftists don't like him crapping in their garden let alone owning the fucking thing. The twitrage is all about control of public speech.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 26, 2022 05:30 PM (9I3i5)
I would have gone nuclear.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2022 05:30 PM (lgeFv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2022 05:28 PM (F/J1O)
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Is deep dish pizza a sandwich?
Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 26, 2022 05:30 PM (oN+s2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2022 05:31 PM (F/J1O)
Posted by: Th3 p4010 at April 26, 2022 05:31 PM (0fVbu)
Otaku has some positive, or at least neutral, connotations. It's basically "geek." You can be a "train otaku," like all the folks who post in the weekend hobby thread here, or a "military otaku" or "gun otaku," like almost everyone here.....
Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2022 05:29 PM (P1f+c)
A more extreme form of the soshukukei danshi. They aren't necessarily shut ins but have thrown up their hands and said "fuck it" when it comes to women, dating, etc.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 05:31 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2022 05:28 PM (F/J1O)
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Is deep dish pizza a sandwich?
Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren
Deep dish is best viewed as ass expansion fuel.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 26, 2022 05:32 PM (9I3i5)
And no, evolution doesn't support virtual relationships, nor will it ever, since evolution works through allele frequency changes over generations, and it's pretty fucking hard to create "generations" with a hologram, if you catch my drift.
Posted by: Goober at April 26, 2022 05:32 PM (Hgvgt)
Posted by: Broseidon at April 26, 2022 05:32 PM (Bccic)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
Ya shoulda asked her again on VJ Day.....
Posted by: JT at April 26, 2022 05:28 PM (arJlL)
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Dammit! I wish I'd thought of that. It's been about 15 years, wonder if she's still around...
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 26, 2022 05:32 PM (lNHqD)
I would have gone nuclear.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Should have surprised her.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 05:32 PM (co19B)
Depp's lucky to get out alive.
Posted by: pawn at April 26, 2022 05:30 PM (Cfk8j)
It's not over yet. If he wins, I could completely see her murdering him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2022 05:32 PM (F/J1O)
This is what they said about my wife before she tried to shoot me.
Depp's lucky to get out alive.
Posted by: pawn at April 26, 2022 05:30 PM (Cfk8j)
Yes. He is. My high school girlfriend had these traits. She was fucking batshit, and was really good at making me batshit in turn.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 05:32 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: torabora at April 26, 2022 05:21 PM (Y274z)
NO!
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 26, 2022 05:32 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2022 05:33 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren
Sure as fuck ain't pizza. Casserole, maybe.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 05:33 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Yo! at April 26, 2022 05:33 PM (dWj9N)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2022 05:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2022 05:33 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 26, 2022 05:34 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 26, 2022 05:34 PM (wAnMi)
Also painless. Brings on many changes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 05:34 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: PabloD at April 26, 2022 05:34 PM (zqwN3)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2022 05:34 PM (DUIap)
This, too, is the story of chemjeff.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2022 05:33 PM (ptqGC)
Not enough burned flesh...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 26, 2022 05:34 PM (BgMrQ)
___________
This is the same phenomenon that creates all the problems with society being bombarded by trannies and all the fukced up LGBTABCD crap. Societal norms evolved for a reason, so people could live together in a society. FML these people are nutso.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 26, 2022 05:35 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.
You just described most of the Leftist lunatics that have replaced normal life with a fantasy world of twitrage.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 26, 2022 05:35 PM (9I3i5)
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 26, 2022 05:34 PM (wAnMi)
Also painless. Brings on many changes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 05:34 PM (II3Gr)
And you get to bang that hot, busty brunette nurse.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2022 05:35 PM (F/J1O)
=================
The lefties have convinced themselves that high energy costs across the board will cause a consumer rush to alternative energy production and hasten the demise of carbon energy.
Since they are thinking ideologically, they ignore resulting inflation. And economic decline. Food shortages. Social instability.
But other than those things (and more!), good plan.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 26, 2022 05:35 PM (yemn2)
Posted by: Broseidon at April 26, 2022 05:35 PM (Bccic)
.......
Plus heaps of cocaine and pills.
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2022 05:36 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2022 05:35 PM (F/J1O)
#lt.dish
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 26, 2022 05:36 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 26, 2022 05:36 PM (jTmQV)
Is that semen to the face?
Posted by: Yo! at April 26, 2022 05:33 PM (dWj9N)
Ummm, yeah. Sure.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 26, 2022 05:36 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 05:31 PM (II3Gr)
>>_>>
>>_>>
:B
Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2022 05:36 PM (10+Dl)
Posted by: Yo! at April 26, 2022 05:33 PM (dWj9N)
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Oh yes!
Posted by: President In Waiting, Kamala Harris at April 26, 2022 05:37 PM (yemn2)
Just remember who it was who said the US govt will force Twitter to be a "public utility" and act as such.
(It was me.)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 26, 2022 05:37 PM (do2wA)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2022 05:37 PM (dvgPQ)
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2022 05:37 PM (v0R5T)
About a week or two later I saw her with her boyfriend, a massive landwhale with a fedora and a trench coat.
I've always thought it was just funny or disaster averted. But it was in a way one of the biggest ego-punch things to happen to me.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 26, 2022 05:38 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
The Carradine's, the Keach Brothers, and the Quaid clan. I probably missed another acting family. Been a while since I've seen TLR.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2022 05:38 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Yo! at April 26, 2022 05:38 PM (dWj9N)
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2022 05:39 PM (v0R5T)
Comedy gold, baby!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 26, 2022 05:40 PM (LkM8p)
Is that semen to the face?
Posted by: Yo! at April 26, 2022 05:33 PM (dWj9N)
Ummm, yeah. Sure.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 26, 2022 05:36 PM (ZSK0i)
It's a floorwax AND a dessert topping!
Posted by: banana Dream at April 26, 2022 05:40 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: torabora
NO!
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons
FJB is banning oil exploration and extraction on 50% of National Petroleum Reserve-Alaska. He is hell bent on collapsing the economy.
https://tinyurl.com/bdfszdcu
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 26, 2022 05:40 PM (9I3i5)
Homos does buttsexs. Call them on it. Dicks in shit. Yeah. I said it.
Lesbians do whatever. Y'all may like watching it on p0rnhub but it is unnatural.
Dismiss the premise.
Posted by: Golfman at April 26, 2022 05:40 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 05:41 PM (co19B)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2022 05:41 PM (F/J1O)
Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2022 05:29 PM (P1f+)
===
See you on the weekend otaku thread!
I like it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 26, 2022 05:41 PM (EZebt)
https://tinyurl.com/bdfszdcu
Posted by: Lost In Space
What is his reasoning?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 05:42 PM (co19B)
How do you say Soylent Green in Japanese?
Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at April 26, 2022 05:43 PM (aoFfE)
LIS,
Well I guess we are pretty fucked when our government is trying to destroy the economy and China is doubling down on destroying the supply chain with their lockdowns.
We are fucked.
Posted by: pawn at April 26, 2022 05:43 PM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2022 05:44 PM (2JoB8)
https://tinyurl.com/bdfszdcu
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 26, 2022 05:40 PM (9I3i5)
..........
Surprised he hasn't sold Alaska back to Russia yet.
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2022 05:44 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2022 05:35 PM (F/J1O)
#lt.dish
Posted by: browndog
Jo Ann Pflug
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2022 05:46 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Sjg at April 26, 2022 05:51 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: TitanTom at April 26, 2022 07:03 PM (oQ1G4)
Posted by: Kangarew at April 26, 2022 07:29 PM (fbek4)
Your old lady's been bonin' Spongebob Squarepants while you were at work in the IT department at Toyota.
FJB
Posted by: jbspry at April 26, 2022 08:23 PM (ATe9j)
Posted by: Megthered at April 26, 2022 04:40 PM (S1zYz)
They won't be marrying anyone. Mao killed off a good chunk of the women with one child policy and abortion. There are far too many males vs females, PLUS the ladies there are choose to not marry like those in the west as well.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 26, 2022 08:40 PM (eoQWY)
Which raises The Eternal Question: "Japan . . . Nuked Too Much, Or Not Enough?"
Posted by: Sharkman at April 26, 2022 04:51 PM (q+fko)
Actually most Kamikazes tended to drop on the first ship they saw, usually the destroyer screen. There's a story of a single DD that was attacked by about 30 Kamikazes and managed to shoot down/avoid all but a couple, with some aid from another DD and some fighters.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 26, 2022 08:45 PM (eoQWY)
Japanese have bukakke. Germans shit on each other.
Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2022 05:23 PM (10+Dl)
______________
Italy was the only Axis power that seemed normal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 05:26 PM (YqDXo)
They were hard to support in the desert war because they needed 4 times the water of other armies due to the pasta ration.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 26, 2022 08:50 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I have 3 cats living here but none are mine... Husband says with the dog, gecko, and 4 chickens we don't need anymore.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2022 05:16 PM (UUBmN)
kitten may handle the gecko, preserving the numbers.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 26, 2022 09:05 PM (eoQWY)
And every time I remember the word ‘teledildonics’ I lose it again!
You have no shame—I guess I’m now officially a moron.
Posted by: Chuck Moss at April 26, 2022 10:19 PM (91ZPR)
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