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TWITTER: WE'VE ACCEPTED ELON MUSK'S OFFER
Twitter, Inc. today announced that it has entered into a definitive agreement to be acquired by an entity wholly owned by Elon Musk, for $54.20 per share in cash in a transaction valued at approximately $44 billion. Upon completion of the transaction, Twitter will become a privately held company. Under the terms of the agreement, Twitter stockholders will receive $54.20 in cash for each share of Twitter common stock that they own upon closing of the proposed transaction. The purchase price represents a 38% premium to Twitter's closing stock price on April 1, 2022, which was the last trading day before Mr. Musk disclosed his approximately 9% stake in Twitter.Let the tears flow like wine.
Supposedly, per a book by a WSJ reporter -- if you can believe the propaganda media, which you probably can't -- Elon Musk was known for "ruthlessly" firing people who who "disagreed with him" or disappointed him at SpaceX. Waah. But if true, this could be... helpful for The Culling of the Nose-Rings and Purple-Hairs.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means
Tesla CEO Elon Musk has denied allegations in the past that he has a propensity for rage firing people, but a new book tells a different story. "Power Play: Tesla, Elon Musk, and the Bet of the Century," by The Wall Street Journal's Tim Higgins details numerous instances when the CEO appeared to fire employees and contractors out of sheer anger. The book, released on Tuesday, reveals that Musk developed an atmosphere of fear at Tesla -- an environment where the billionaire had a reputation for exploding at top executives and employees on the assembly line alike.Right on cue, the New York Times and FX (which is now owned by Disney) announce an anti-Musk hitpiece documentary about the self-driving car initiative.
— NautPoso 🇮🇪☘️ (@NautPoso) April 25, 2022
There's not going to be a sudden allowance of violent or N@zi content on Twitter. But what will be allowed is "controversial" statements like... men have penises and women have vaginas. That is what all the shrieking is about. Oh -- and the ability to #rig the information space in the six months before key elections, of course.
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All the banned accounts coming back to twitter pic.twitter.com/9XZvGwaIXP
— Jordan Chamberlain (@jordylancaster) April 25, 2022
— NautPoso 🇮🇪☘️ (@NautPoso) April 25, 2022
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 25, 2022 02:59 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 02:59 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: fluffy at April 25, 2022 03:00 PM (UnQlg)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2022 03:00 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:00 PM (KluIQ)
But if true, this could be... helpful for The Culling of the Nose-Rings and Purple-Hairs.
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They're all promising to quit the company. If the Twixodus happens, he won't have to fire many people because the dead weight will quit on its own accord.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 03:00 PM (DU+/6)
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"Wait...we're important?"
-Comedians
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:01 PM (LvTSG)
As an owner/boss, you can do that.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2022 03:01 PM (H4qIP)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2022 03:01 PM (yQpMk)
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*drums fingers, waiting for them to leave for Canada*
Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2022 03:01 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Boswell at April 25, 2022 03:01 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Mozam at April 25, 2022 03:01 PM (ea+OK)
Call me skeptical.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2022 03:01 PM (vBMpQ)
Posted by: Bee Kenobi at April 25, 2022 03:01 PM (sZDR4)
Twitter, Inc. today announced that it has entered into a definitive agreement to be acquired by an entity wholly owned by Elon Musk, for $54.20 per share in cash in a transaction valued at approximately $44 billion. Upon completion of the transaction, Twitter will become a privately held company.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2022 03:01 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
.... 15 seconds later..... This is schadenboner over.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 25, 2022 03:02 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 25, 2022 03:02 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2022 03:02 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2022 03:02 PM (0TYjB)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:02 PM (KluIQ)
As an owner/boss, you can do that.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2022 03:01 PM (H4qIP)
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Let us consider the output of SpaceX as a whole...
It works.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:02 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 25, 2022 03:02 PM (AnSUv)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 25, 2022 03:02 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2022 03:02 PM (Ynyl9)
Boy, Twitter sure fucked up when it banned the Bee, huh?
That was literally the last censorship-straw that broke Elon Musk's patience.
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It was the last straw, yes. It wasn't the root cause or a distal cause, but it was the final act that prompted the action.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 03:03 PM (DU+/6)
.... 15 seconds later..... This is schadenboner over.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 25, 2022 03:02 PM (iDcra)
Sometimes though, 15 seconds can seemingly last for eternity.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 25, 2022 03:03 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:03 PM (KluIQ)
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A fact at least as important as the takeover itself.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 03:03 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 03:00 PM (DU+/6)
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There will be cohort of "deep staters" at Twitter determined to undermine Musk at every opportunity. They'll have to be dragged out of the building by security, leaving their claw marks in the desktops, door frames, etc..
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 25, 2022 03:03 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2022 03:03 PM (sVtYq)
HTF do you get something off the ground if no one agrees to do it?
And shouldn't NASA be firing people who are disappointing?
FFS, this is as it should be.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 25, 2022 03:03 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at April 25, 2022 03:03 PM (wYNBg)
Posted by: JM in Florida at April 25, 2022 03:03 PM (Ol/Uj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2022 03:04 PM (Qy7kP)
Posted by: Jmel at April 25, 2022 03:04 PM (afqW1)
good. that's how you get things done. cry more
Posted by: brak at April 25, 2022 03:04 PM (j5Tg0)
Posted by: David French at April 25, 2022 03:04 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 25, 2022 03:04 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Mozam at April 25, 2022 03:04 PM (ea+OK)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 25, 2022 03:04 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2022 03:04 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Thrawn at April 25, 2022 03:03 PM (Rl7KJ)
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That's just what men say.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 25, 2022 03:04 PM (iDcra)
"Its all for you, Larry Fink!"
Posted by: Boswell at April 25, 2022 03:04 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at April 25, 2022 02:56 PM (FVME7)
Inclination to evil? How do you figure?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One
His Sandy Hook conspiracy theories further victimizing parents who had already lost their elementary school children comes pretty damn close in my view.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at April 25, 2022 03:04 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: David French at April 25, 2022 03:04 PM (FJYfm)
Go fuck your peephole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2022 03:05 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2022 03:05 PM (GwxCX)
These are great days we're living, bros!
I can't wait to watch the fur fly ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:05 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 25, 2022 03:05 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2022 03:05 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2022 03:05 PM (G0vdT)
because you're not a strong leader if you don't.
I hope that red-dot Indian who hates free speech is one of the first to go.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2022 03:05 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: David French at April 25, 2022 03:05 PM (wBpKf)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 03:00 PM (DU+/6)
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They still need to move to Canada.
Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2022 03:05 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:05 PM (KluIQ)
-Liberal writer who majored in poli-sci, and barely passed
"Elon Musk must be destroyed because Twitter will now allow people to say that men are men and women are women."
-Same guy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:05 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at April 25, 2022 03:05 PM (HhaYz)
Yeah I agree but... you're right, they aren't leaving.
What MIGHT happen is that a lot of celeb types might leave for tik tok or something because their precious blue check might not mean what it used to and they won't get the special treatment they demand.
There will be cohort of "deep staters" at Twitter determined to undermine Musk at every opportunity.
Yes. I hope that, unlike Trump, he knows about, understands this, and acts on it. Instead of smoking more weed and laughing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2022 03:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Thrawn at April 25, 2022 03:03 PM
Word.
Posted by: CNN+ at April 25, 2022 03:06 PM (GwxCX)
"The parallel between Gould and Musk - to say nothing of Gates, Bezos, Zuckerberg, Brin, et al - highlights how the massive fortunes and inequality of the tech revolution mirror the late 19th century epoch, dominated as it was by industrialists and financiers known as "robber barons." "
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2022 03:06 PM (Ynyl9)
It works.
Yup. I saw some airlines are switching their in-flight internet from the shitty Gogo service to SpaceX's Starlink, too.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2022 03:06 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 25, 2022 03:06 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 25, 2022 03:06 PM (MqQvv)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 25, 2022 03:03 PM (YIVH2)
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Oh yes. I hope he live-streams it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 03:06 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:05 PM (KluIQ)
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Nope. All is lost.
Nothing will ever be good again.
Now, to ruthlessly pay attention to politics every day forever just cause.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2022 03:06 PM (0TYjB)
IIRC he interviewed guys that had differing views of that tragedy. That is pretty much it.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 25, 2022 03:06 PM (SpGE2)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 25, 2022 03:07 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2022 03:07 PM (vBMpQ)
Posted by: CNN+ at April 25, 2022 03:07 PM (GwxCX)
403 Letitia James got a win today in her suit against Donald Trump. Trump was found in contempt and fined $10K a day. The issue is whether Trump responded appropriately to a subpoena for business records. His attorney argued that there are no more records to produce. The court apparently disagreed.
http://bitly.ws/qvVK
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 25, 2022 03:07 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at April 25, 2022 03:07 PM (b+v9B)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2022 03:07 PM (ZGrMX)
Funny how they're all still here.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 25, 2022 03:07 PM (txdEq)
He just sunk a lot of money into a competitor, he won't be back for a while at least.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2022 03:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2022 03:07 PM (GwxCX)
But if he keeps his word and allows real free speech on the Twitter platform I might even sign up.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2022 03:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
He already makes his own flamethrowers. I think he's good.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 25, 2022 03:07 PM (MqQvv)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2022 03:07 PM (vBMpQ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2022 03:05 PM (sVtYq)
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They're shutting themselves down.
You've got to laugh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:08 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2022 03:08 PM (ZGrMX)
It works.
Yup. I saw some airlines are switching their in-flight internet from the shitty Gogo service to SpaceX's Starlink, too.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2022 03:06 PM (ZGrMX)
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"Do your job."
"What about DEI initiatives?!"
*momentary, awkward pause*
"You're fired."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:08 PM (LvTSG)
because you're not a strong leader if you don't.
I hope that red-dot Indian who hates free speech is one of the first to go.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2022 03:05 PM (trdmm)
Eh, the rep is part of the point. If you have the reputation as a hard case asshole who will fire the first guy who steps out of line (and the second, third, fortieth) it is amazing how many fewer give you a problem. They'll usually either quit if they screw up or start looking for another job.
It actually makes your job a hell of a lot easier.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2022 03:08 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2022 03:08 PM (G0vdT)
1. Fire everyone.
2. Put on the twitter front page a 'this is the speech your old masters banned' type of statement. And just include simple stuff- men are men, women are women, global warming is bullcrap etc.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 25, 2022 03:08 PM (khAeP)
I loathe this idiot rhetorical device of pairing a bad thing with a mild thing and reporting the combined category as if it consists entirely of the bad thing.
95% of kids are either starving to death or are in a loving home.
OMG, THOSE POOR KIDS!
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2022 03:08 PM (eyxn4)
Well. Ok.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 25, 2022 03:08 PM (SpGE2)
*Hits play button again*
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 25, 2022 03:08 PM (906pl)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 25, 2022 03:08 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2022 03:03 PM (sVtYq)
That's one of the best ways ever to describe the twatters.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 25, 2022 03:08 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:05 PM (KluIQ)
Ahem.
Posted by: $30.4T Federal Debt at April 25, 2022 03:08 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (sX1BW)
I've had a unused twitter account for over 10 years.
Maybe I'll start using it now that I can call Ellen Page a girl.
Is my twitter handle is edgy or cute? Because that's what important on Twitter: To be an "Edge Lord" with "hot takes." Or cute.
@obamaH8-ball
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (6a1j2)
@davidhogg111
Nuance is the first casualty of war. Civility is the first casualty of social media.
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derp
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (ptqGC)
Funny how they're all still here.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 25, 2022 03:07 PM (txdEq)
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Also funny that none of them threatened to go to Mexico. Too diverse for them?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (YqDXo)
Got the PS4 Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth. Classic 2D game with beating up monsters, solving puzzles, and retro graphic designs that make one miss the arcade games.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (0TYjB)
*Hits play button again*
it's just an accumulation of multiple fun memes, piled on top of each other.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (W/y85)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (5kI0z)
1) He's a billionaire narcissist who wants to own a media company, which is a weird thing billionaire narcissists do
2) He's buying it because Jack told him it's buyable
3) For the same reason my dog tears eyebrows off stuffed animals: Because he can.
4) He's buying it because it's his main advertising channel, where he promotes Tesla. Given that he spends zero on ads, and GM spends $4b/yr, buying Twitter is like 11 years of pulled forward marketing spend. Expect Hotmail style taglines -- Try Tesla -- on all Tweets in future.
Posted by: SMOD at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (GwxCX)
I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means. But first........
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Small addendum.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (Qhnrt)
It failed because people thought 1/4 was bigger than 1/3. People are fucking stupid.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2022 02:38 PM (H4qIP)
They should have called it a Fiver, as in five ounces.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (44ww/)
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Hush your mouth!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (KluIQ)
Musk should invite all critics to write down and tweet everything they imagine will happen to twitter under new management, every worst fear, every dark prediction. Then he should convene a forum in six months to review where twitter is.
As hyperbole and hysteria are the first refuge of the Left, over and over again, it is important to put this tactic under the scope and hold the fear-mongerers accountable.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: WebMD at April 25, 2022 03:10 PM (Qy7kP)
I mean... he's not wrong here. They are effectively the new robber barons. Just not as cruel, exploitative, and brutal in their policies. Or far-sighted, brilliant, and awesome.
Most of the tech barons lucked into their money and position, they got there because they were at the right place at the right time, not like Rockefeller etc who failed and blundered and took decades to find the right thing and become masters of the world.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2022 03:10 PM (KZzsI)
So the sale of Twitter finally gets Trump to post on his own platform :/
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2022 03:10 PM (vBMpQ)
@davidhogg111
Nuance is the first casualty of war. Civility is the first casualty of social media.
_____________
So now we know who writes Kamala Sutra's inane and vapid speeches.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:10 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 25, 2022 03:06 PM (MqQvv)
Isn't it kinda late there?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at April 25, 2022 03:10 PM (wYNBg)
It failed because people thought 1/4 was bigger than 1/3. People are fucking stupid.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2022 02:38 PM (H4qIP)
They should have called it a Fiver, as in five ounces.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (44ww/)
That's pretty clever.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 25, 2022 03:10 PM (b2nrj)
Good game. Reminds of Symphony of the Night.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 25, 2022 03:10 PM (SpGE2)
Posted by: Blue-Checkmark Lunatic at April 25, 2022 03:10 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Jmel at April 25, 2022 03:10 PM (afqW1)
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derp
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM
Oooh baby armed NPC is sadz. Aww.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (G0vdT)
Nuance is the first casualty of war. Civility is the first casualty of social media.
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derp
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (ptqGC)
Just look at your twatter feed and read what you've said about conservatives and/or Trump and tell me where civility ever entered the questions, you douchecanoe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (5kI0z)
They'll go after Spacex. He is still dependent on governmental reviews and approvals for launches.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (N39Ws)
Yeah, the person I want to launch me into space in a rocket is a laid back "whatevs" surfer dude.
Dude.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (5pTK/)
"Musk is already one of the largest voices on the service, and his bid to own it outright has some concerned it would simply be too much power for one man to have in a democracy. "
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (H8QX8)
Or a thirty percenter. But who could predict that kind of innumeracy?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JM in Florida at April 25, 2022 03:03 PM (Ol/Uj)
Sometimes the employee that gets fired is the one who, wittingly or unwittingly, shows up a more favored employee as being shitty.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (II3Gr)
@JustLetMeFinish
But I WILL be leaving Twitter. And I applied for Canadian citizenship.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rickb223
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He's not talking about us ... Is he talking about us?
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (0G13K)
And so "the drunken meme pile" is born, this day April 25, 2022.
Posted by: Boswell at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (Ynyl9)
____________
He could get some great ideas from that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:12 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: brak at April 25, 2022 03:12 PM (j5Tg0)
It failed because people thought 1/4 was bigger than 1/3. People are fucking stupid.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2022 02:38 PM (H4qIP)
Doesn't Braham's still sell 1/3 lb burgers?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
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Honestly, the lack of self-awareness of the twitterati never ceases to amaze me.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 25, 2022 03:12 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 25, 2022 03:12 PM (II3Gr)
My advice is, don't make wholesale changes, except re-admit accounts that were terminated wrongfully. The rest will sort itself out.
Posted by: Darth Larry at April 25, 2022 03:12 PM (R6xPE)
Posted by: WebMD at April 25, 2022 03:12 PM (Qy7kP)
Trump said he's not coming back, he's all in on Truth.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2022 03:07 PM (ZGrMX)
Which is why Trump has made One post (only one) on Truth Social since it began.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2022 03:12 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2022 03:12 PM (vBMpQ)
Posted by: WebMD at April 25, 2022 03:10 PM (Qy7kP)
Girls can't get those, right? REAL girls, I mean. Not fake ones who have a prostate.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 25, 2022 03:12 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: JM in Florida at April 25, 2022 03:12 PM (Ol/Uj)
Nuance is the first casualty of war. Civility is the first casualty of social media.
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David Hogg is a deeeeep thinker....
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2022 03:12 PM (sVtYq)
@JustLetMeFinish
But I WILL be leaving Twitter. And I applied for Canadian citizenship.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (ptqGC)
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Will you also be giving up your American citizenship, moving to Canada, and refuse to pontificate on American politics because it doesn't concern you anymore? Will you be doing an OnlyFans between you and a Justin Trudeau cardboard cutout?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:13 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SMOD at April 25, 2022 03:13 PM (RHGPo)
"When you've been in a position of power and privilege for so long, equality feels like a setback."
Posted by: Caiwyn at April 25, 2022 03:13 PM (+dHQK)
Let's recap:
2010 - 4 weeks ago: Corporations aren't "people" like mitt romney says, and the Citizens United case is wrong!
4 weeks ago to today: Corporations are people! Twitter and Disney have the same First Amendment rights as individuals!
Today: Corporations aren't people! Especially the Elon Musk Corporation!
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 25, 2022 03:13 PM (6a1j2)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:13 PM (KluIQ)
No. Nor did they about the New York Times. Every one of these big lefty propaganda outlets is owned by either one tycoon or a small collection of tycoons. And that's perfectly find as long as the paychecks keep coming in, according to these very same people.
The thing is, this is the triumph of capitalism. Yes, sometimes it is too slow, and yes, it can cause a lot of suffering in the meantime, but eventually the market corrects wildly out of tilt stuff like Twitter or CNN.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2022 03:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 25, 2022 03:13 PM (+ekwe)
"Musk is already one of the largest voices on the service, and his bid to own it outright has some concerned it would simply be too much power for one man to have in a democracy. "
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (Ynyl9)
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Of course they didn't. Bezos is a Good Guy (tm).
But yeah. Reducing censorship is bad for Our Democracy. Which is true. It's an absolute good, but it is very bad for Our Democracy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 03:13 PM (DU+/6)
In a just society that guarantees rights, subversives do not have them. It's not the greatest answer but it's the only answer. You might get more than 250 years that way. Maybe.
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2022 03:13 PM (9J2GB)
@JustLetMeFinish
But I WILL be leaving Twitter. And I applied for Canadian citizenship.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM
Wow, that's a two for one. Arrivederci'
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2022 03:13 PM (GwxCX)
@JustLetMeFinish
But I WILL be leaving Twitter. And I applied for Canadian citizenship.
Psssst. You ain't getting it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2022 03:13 PM (H4qIP)
"The Master don't see nobody. Especially no jive coolies" the white asians explained to the black man.
Lmfao.
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 25, 2022 03:13 PM (W/y85)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2022 03:14 PM (GwxCX)
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Eh, his company, his rules.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 25, 2022 03:14 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 25, 2022 03:14 PM (iDcra)
Everyone immediately starts looking at Netflix, wondering when that bid gets tossed on the table.
Get Woke, Go Broke. Then, Bought.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 25, 2022 03:14 PM (7Q+sU)
@JustLetMeFinish
But I WILL be leaving Twitter. And I applied for Canadian citizenship.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (ptqGC)
IF they leave they should be forced to renounce their US citizenship.
This dual citizen thing was never passed by Congress, but deemed Legal by the Court.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2022 03:14 PM (oHd/0)
CNN- collapses, Netflix stock collapses, Disney is bitch slapped by Florida and Twatter comes back from the fascist left. Maybe there is hope for this country.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant
Who thought there would be so much winning during the Biden administration?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2022 03:14 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2022 03:14 PM (sVtYq)
https://tinyurl.com/2p88nkbj
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at April 25, 2022 03:14 PM (b+v9B)
@JustLetMeFinish
But I WILL be leaving Twitter. And I applied for Canadian citizenship.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah, let us know how that works out.
Canada will NOT accept you. Tell us why.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2022 03:14 PM (0TYjB)
tinyurl.com/2p8m6usr
How'd that invasion work out for ya, Vlad?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:14 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: SMOD at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (RHGPo)
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Am I sensing a little payback from Jack.
Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2022 03:14 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2022 03:14 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Squid at April 25, 2022 03:14 PM (Y5/mu)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 25, 2022 03:14 PM (DcKNO)
In all seriousness, I will wait and see. Though if it makes libs cry, it brings me joy
Posted by: Joe Bitem at April 25, 2022 03:14 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 25, 2022 03:14 PM (+ekwe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (ptqGC)
But I WILL be leaving Twitter. And I applied for Canadian citizenship.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM
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Is that satire or real?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (KluIQ)
Posted by: Holy crap at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (glGDV)
Their dopamine-cult compels them to.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (44ww/)
"Musk is already one of the largest voices on the service, and his bid to own it outright has some concerned it would simply be too much power for one man to have in a democracy. "
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (Ynyl9)
This is the same BS as the superficial diversity they push. One man acting on his own is the same as a thousand acting in lockstep.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (vBMpQ)
How about unbanning accounts that spoke favorably of Kyle Rittenhouse.
You, know, now that his actions have been deemed faultless in court.
Posted by: Methos at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 25, 2022 03:09 PM (5kI0z)
What's so beautiful is that Musk - just like DeSantis did with Disney - acted so quickly that none of his enemies had time to get their blocking mechanisms in place.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
It used to take time to pull financing together. When you can pull it from your couch cushions, it doesn't take as long.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (H4qIP)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (6a1j2)
Posted by: Judge Smails at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (ZSK0i)
"The Master don't see nobody. Especially no jive coolies" the white asians explained to the black man.
Lmfao.
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 25, 2022 03:13 PM
If only Barbara Billingsley had been there to speak jive to them,
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)
_____________
Canada: "We've already got a full complement of shitheads here."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2022 03:16 PM (9J2GB)
@JustLetMeFinish
But I WILL be leaving Twitter. And I applied for Canadian citizenship.
Take Off! to the great white north
Take Off! it's a beauty way to go
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2022 03:16 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 25, 2022 03:16 PM (6a1j2)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:16 PM (KluIQ)
@JustLetMeFinish
But I WILL be leaving Twitter. And I applied for Canadian citizenship.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (ptqGC) "
Canada better increase their food supply. Fatso Muffin Top's coming to dinner.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2022 03:16 PM (vBMpQ)
As the French Jesuit Teilhard du Chardin once wrote,
"Truth and one Man is the majority.".
Posted by: 11B40 at April 25, 2022 03:16 PM (uuklp)
https://tinyurl.com/2p88nkbj
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at April 25, 2022 03:14 PM (b+v9B)
Scarborough has a Seven head and his eyes are too damn close together to wear those glasses. He looks like a fucking cartoon character.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 25, 2022 03:11 PM (N39Ws)
Is it not the case that NASA has exactly two sources to launch payloads for them - SpaceX and Russia? I guess they could get the Euros to do it if they don't mind every tenth payload blowing up.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at April 25, 2022 03:17 PM (wYNBg)
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 25, 2022 03:17 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (DU+/6)
it should be @JustLetMeFinnish.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2022 03:17 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2022 03:17 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (trdmm)
______________
OODA loops: how do they work?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:17 PM (YqDXo)
.......
Like a tire iron upside the head?
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2022 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 25, 2022 03:17 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
It used to take time to pull financing together. When you can pull it from your couch cushions, it doesn't take as long.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (H4qIP)
That and actually diligencing the firm. The holdups usually are on the buyer's end, not the seller.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 25, 2022 03:17 PM (b2nrj)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8p62za
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2022 03:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (eyxn4)
All that was deleted or shredded over the weekend.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 25, 2022 03:17 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2022 03:17 PM (0TYjB)
Posted by: Darth Larry at April 25, 2022 03:17 PM (R6xPE)
Posted by: Obamacare Exchanges at April 25, 2022 03:18 PM (iDcra)
DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
Posted by: Holy crap at April 25, 2022 03:18 PM (glGDV)
--
This is my approach. I don't know what it all means for freedom. Maybe it's way too early to tell what impact this will have. But for now and now alone, I'll thoroughly enjoy their misery.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2022 03:18 PM (sVtYq)
Parler is a roaring dumpster fire and gab looks to be creating a whole new marketplace for the banned dissidents
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 25, 2022 03:18 PM (SpGE2)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2022 03:18 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Joe Bidumb at April 25, 2022 03:18 PM (9J2GB)
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2022 03:18 PM (v0R5T)
https://is.gd/SgELlZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 03:18 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 25, 2022 03:18 PM (5J8bW)
Posted by: Eternity Matters at April 25, 2022 03:18 PM (MTm8X)
He still had to get financing from other sources. Remember the vast majority of Elons wealth is Tesla stock. It’snot like he has $50B sitting in the bank.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:18 PM (KluIQ)
Everyone immediately starts looking at Netflix, wondering when that bid gets tossed on the table.
Get Woke, Go Broke. Then, Bought.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 25, 2022 03:14 PM (7Q+sU)
Netflix was trading around $700/share within the last year. Now trading at $207.77. $500/share loss - the strike price on employee options has to be so far underwater.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 25, 2022 03:18 PM (N39Ws)
I read somewhere that awful Bill Gates has quite a bit of stock or some other kind of financial interest in Tesla. Will the (Bill Gates) Empire strike back?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2022 03:18 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: LB at April 25, 2022 03:18 PM (Buz46)
Elon has a huge target on his back, now.
The DOJ will plant CP on his computer. Fake "accusers" will "come forward" by the dozens.
Elon will be forced to resign.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 25, 2022 03:18 PM (6a1j2)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2022 03:19 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2022 03:16 PM (vBMpQ)
______________
Canadian doughnut shops brace for impact.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:19 PM (YqDXo)
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Apparently marketers recognize now that people don't understand fractions. That has to be why they say, "X is four times smaller than Y," instead of "X is one-fourth Y."
That formulation grates on my nerves.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 25, 2022 03:19 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Boswell at April 25, 2022 03:19 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 25, 2022 03:19 PM (VK04x)
Purge bot accounts (and let the sun shine on who is actually an influencer).
Fire truth and safety committee.
That's it.
Posted by: Legion of Boom at April 25, 2022 03:19 PM (XDTkk)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2022 03:19 PM (vBMpQ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 25, 2022 03:12 PM
If she's good, she can get one. And if she's very good, she can get quite a few.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 25, 2022 03:19 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:19 PM (KluIQ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2022 03:19 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Holy crap at April 25, 2022 03:20 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 25, 2022 03:20 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: spindrift at April 25, 2022 03:20 PM (o6uJT)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at April 25, 2022 03:20 PM (+LG5B)
Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2022 03:20 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: SMOD at April 25, 2022 03:20 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 25, 2022 03:20 PM (eGTCV)
Trump is not necessarily going to decide to return to Twitter.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 25, 2022 03:20 PM (jhlhz)
___________
Those a-holes are always "threatening" something. If Trump won in 2016 they were all gonna leave the country. Yet somehow, none of them did.
Let 'em leave Twatter, or the U.S., or the planet. They won't do it, and nobody cares anyway.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 25, 2022 03:20 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 25, 2022 03:18 PM (N39Ws)
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That's the best part. They went woke, and their options went blub blub blub, deeper underwater than whale shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:20 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 25, 2022 03:20 PM (SpGE2)
@shaunking
At its root, @ElonMusk wanting to purchase Twitter is not about left vs right.
It's about white power.
The man was raised in Apartheid by a white nationalist.
He's upset that Twitter won't allow white nationalists to target/harass people. That's his definition of free speech.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:20 PM (ptqGC)
Get Woke, Go Broke. Then, Bought.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 25, 2022 03:14 PM (7Q+sU)
I think Netflix just falls apart from this point, a lot like CNN is going to do. Too much competition, no actual profit centers remaining, no reason to keep it propped up. Twitter is valuable because it has a near monopoly in its space.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2022 03:20 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:13 PM (KluIQ)
Back in the day, dude couldn't just pay cash for it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at April 25, 2022 03:21 PM (wYNBg)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM
I hope they find out! I hope Dorsey is flushed. His beard too.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2022 03:21 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 25, 2022 03:21 PM (VhE0u)
No one has the money to buy Alphabet and Apple and Alphabet and Apple have bought the "regulators."
Posted by: Zek at April 25, 2022 03:21 PM (OzNIz)
The DOJ will plant CP on his computer. Fake "accusers" will "come forward" by the dozens.
Elon will be forced to resign.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 25, 2022 03:18 PM (6a1j2)
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They might run a play like that. I think it is more likely that they go after SpaceX and Tesla (and, of course, Twitter itself), but the power of and is also a real possibility.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 03:21 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:21 PM (LvTSG)
House Democrats plan to investigate whether President Trump abused White House power by targeting - and trying to punish with "instruments of state power" - the Washington Post and CNN, incoming House intelligence committee chairman Adam Schiff said in an interview for "Axios on HBO."
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2022 03:21 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2022 03:21 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2022 03:21 PM (eyxn4)
Trump is not necessarily going to decide to return to Twitter.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 25, 2022 03:20 PM (jhlhz)
come on you know he's gonna be like that little monkey pushing the lever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2022 03:21 PM (trdmm)
Purge bot accounts (and let the sun shine on who is actually an influencer).
Fire truth and safety committee.
That's it.
Posted by: Legion of Boom at April 25, 2022 03:19 PM (XDTkk)
CEO is an anti free speech zealot, and needs to go on day 1.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2022 03:21 PM (oHd/0)
You should not destroy something if you do not own it. What does the Left own? 2% of Twitter?
Posted by: rd at April 25, 2022 03:21 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 25, 2022 03:18 PM (N39Ws)
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That's the best part. They went woke, and their options went blub blub blub, deeper underwater than whale shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:20 PM (YqDXo)
The bad news is that frequently strike prices get reset when that happens.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 25, 2022 03:21 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2022 03:19 PM (sVtYq)
No, one of her Twitter followers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (4fSQf)
I might actually join it now!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2022 03:19 PM (GwxCX)
They won't. Not for long anyway. They're addicted.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Holy crap at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (glGDV)
I'm still thinking obama's corrupt SEC/DOJ will put the brakes on the deal "for review."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (6a1j2)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (KluIQ)
........
Side effects include nausea, brain damage and anal leakage.
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (KluIQ)
That SpaceX ride is gonna be a killer!
Posted by: Boswell at April 25, 2022 03:19 PM (5iUNf)
Disney has a market cap of almost $218 Billion. Anybody who swoops in to pick up Disney would be another media company and that won't make it any friendlier towards us.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (KZzsI)
____________
"Well, 4 is larger than 3, so there!" - Common Core math honors graduate.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (g/54t)
I think he already lined up three other sources.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (+ekwe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (5J8bW)
Posted by: Czech Chick at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (haWye)
@shaunking
At its root, @ElonMusk wanting to purchase Twitter is not about left vs right.
It's about white power.
No worries Shauna, you're white too, so cheer up NPC.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2022 03:20 PM (trdmm)
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It will be interesting to see a huge and public example of "management by perpetual growth" suddenly coming to an end, at least.
You know what would be amusing? Netflix embracing theatrical distribution because they're effectively just a movie studio now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2022 03:20 PM (trdmm)
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Seems likely to me. Maybe the dregs get bought at auction and folded into another platform.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 03:23 PM (DU+/6)
They won't. Not for long anyway. They're addicted.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (DRSnL)
Truth.
Where you been?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
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As far as I know, this hasn't been on the Twatter but speaking of tranny assassination threats . . .
J.K. Rowling killed off in book by trans author, prompting online debate
A new book called Manhunt by transgender author Gretchen Felker-Martin features J.K. Rowling, author of the popular Harry Potter series in its pages, and it is stirring up controversy. While Rowling is not a character in the book, there are several references to her.
The novel is generating controversy for a scene in which Rowling is killed off during a fire at a Scottish castle in a story a character is telling around a campfire.
https://bit.ly/3xOCdKT
Amazon listing with 58% five star ratings.
https://amzn.to/399RFqJ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at April 25, 2022 03:23 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 25, 2022 03:23 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2022 03:23 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news
Gab will be fine. Parler died after J6. Truth Social will become a hugbox of the TV Race, Boomers (but i repeat myself), and Trump worshipping.
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 25, 2022 03:23 PM (W/y85)
At its root, @ElonMusk wanting to purchase Twitter is not about left vs right.
It's about white power.
The man was raised in Apartheid by a white nationalist.
__________
White boy says what?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 25, 2022 03:23 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2022 03:24 PM (9J2GB)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 25, 2022 03:24 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: SamIam at April 25, 2022 03:24 PM (oasF3)
A ghastly lie, of course. But I predicted weeks ago this would become a Narrative. I'm surprised it took this long.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 25, 2022 03:24 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (eGTCV)
The Keg Steakhouse. She's a liberal elite, remember. Plus, she big. She eat. A Lot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (KluIQ)
___________
I worked for a company that used to bring in management consultants (most of whom had never run a lemonade stand) to solve any and all problems.
One exec bleated to them: "Just tell me what to do!"
My thought bubble: "Isn't that what YOU'RE here for? If they are making decision and policy, what function do YOU serve?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:24 PM (KluIQ)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (eyxn4)
++++
I strongly suspect the paper shredders and digital wipe programs are running at redline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 03:24 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2022 03:24 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 25, 2022 03:25 PM (J8LnB)
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 25, 2022 03:25 PM (g/54t)
Posted by: Czech Chick at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (haWye)
There's a strong chance, working for twatter means you actually do know how to code.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)
My thought bubble: "Isn't that what YOU'RE here for? If they are making decision and policy, what function do YOU serve?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:24 PM (YqDXo)
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That's an exec who should have been fired on the spot.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 25, 2022 03:25 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:21 PM (LvTSG)
I think its obvious that Big Money behind the scenes spoke, and not just Musk's. As Elon pointed out, the Board members only owned a tiny fraction of the stock. They acted like they ran things, but they were little more than the catering staff living it up while the attention of the Lords of the Manor was focused elsewhere.
I also think there's a terrible earnings report coming out this week.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2022 03:25 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
New job. I'm currently on my lunch break.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 25, 2022 03:25 PM (DRSnL)
https://is.gd/SgELlZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 03:18 PM (DU+/6)
.......
Holy Armpit, Batman!
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2022 03:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2022 03:25 PM (lgeFv)
Also, several of her fan gurls have been convinced by her to leave FL and move back to NY.
What a great day!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (DRSnL)
Ha ha you didn't read the content.
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2022 03:25 PM (9J2GB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2022 03:25 PM (KZzsI)
Bought in just so I could be in on the lawsuit.
Now I may just ride it to Mars.
Posted by: Golfman at April 25, 2022 03:26 PM (hOMhY)
That's the case as far as I know. NASA pretty much has no hope of their traditional contractors making anything that doesn't suck.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2022 03:26 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:24 PM (YqDXo)
I'M GOOD WITH PEOPLE!!
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 25, 2022 03:26 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
New job. I'm currently on my lunch break.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 25, 2022 03:25 PM (DRSnL)
In the diocesan counting house, counting out the money!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 25, 2022 03:26 PM (II3Gr)
I saw someone speculating that must be the case, and that if there were a good report, they would have turned down the offer, claiming good earnings as a reason to do have hope for higher share prices in the future.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2022 03:26 PM (0G13K)
AS if Elon hasn't wargamed this exact scenario long before he even thought about purchasing Big Tw@tt
Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2022 03:26 PM (DJFLF)
Purge bot accounts (and let the sun shine on who is actually an influencer).
Fire truth and safety committee.
That's it.
Posted by: Legion of Boom at April 25, 2022 03:19 PM (XDTkk)
So much THIS!
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 25, 2022 03:26 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2022 03:26 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (eGTCV)
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Canada is one of only five countries that she can fit into.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 25, 2022 03:26 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (LvTSG)
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It'll be particularly interesting to those who have no memory of approximately 1995-2001. The tech wreck happened because of this "trees grow to the sky" nonsense.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 03:26 PM (DU+/6)
GIVE ME ATTENTION HORDE
https://tinyurl.com/2s45mu5y
Posted by: alexthechick at April 25, 2022 03:26 PM (3GRMx)
"If Trump is allowed back on, I will delete my account. Gobbels would have loved to have Twitter to brainwash more people. And the new fascists may get their wish. I will not contribute to that by having an account on Twitter."
I can't wait to see what all the blue check assholes do with their days after the deal closes since they won't be spending all day every day writing tweets that reflect what they seem to value most: being assholes. They might even have to do some actual work.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 25, 2022 03:26 PM (9I3i5)
One thing that amazes me as I get older; a boatload of people who make a lot of money, have cool titles, really do not know much about their job or their company.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 25, 2022 03:26 PM (SpGE2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)
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Not necessarily. The people doing the censorship dirty work are very likely just using dashboard tools provided by the programmers.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 25, 2022 03:26 PM (5pTK/)
The speed Musk hoovered up Twitter is unbelievable. And, as I keep saying, I can't wait for the due diligence phase of the takeover. Some needs to get into Twitter's computers and make sure stuff doesn't start disappearing.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at April 25, 2022 03:27 PM (HVZDN)
New job. I'm currently on my lunch break.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 25, 2022 03:25 PM (DRSnL)
You didn't tell them this is part of your job?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
SOURCE: With the Discovery team coming in "@CNN's skeletons are starting to fall out" - One big one is "Upper mgmt (and Anchors) coordinated daily with Rep. Adam Schiff during Trump's Impeachment)s)" They continue "This about 1000 miles outside journalistic ethics" /More to come.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2022 03:27 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (g/54t)
If you got it at $45 last week, kudos!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2022 03:27 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2022 03:27 PM (DJFLF)
https://tinyurl.com/2s45mu5y
Posted by: alexthechick at April 25, 2022 03:26 PM (3GRMx)
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Sorry, didn't mean to overlook you. But, you're probably used to that.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 25, 2022 03:27 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Twitter 'Influencer' at April 25, 2022 03:27 PM (dx9uU)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 25, 2022 03:28 PM (GJ5JC)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:28 PM (KluIQ)
I worked for a company that used to bring in management consultants (most of whom had never run a lemonade stand) to solve any and all problems.
One exec bleated to them: "Just tell me what to do!"
My thought bubble: "Isn't that what YOU'RE here for? If they are making decision and policy, what function do YOU serve?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:24 PM (YqDXo)
Well consultants are brought in when you don't know what to do. That's why they exist.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 25, 2022 03:28 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 03:26 PM (DU+/6)
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Netflix isn't vaporware, though. It'd be like Salesforce suddenly not growing anymore.
They have technology. They have a library. It's not going to vanish.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:28 PM (LvTSG)
Not necessarily. The people doing the censorship dirty work are very likely just using dashboard tools provided by the programmers.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 25, 2022 03:26 PM (5pTK/)
You're right. I should've learned my lesson this morning where I better not say ANYTHING that's not steeped in hard core, confirmable FACT and nothing else.
My bad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: micky at April 25, 2022 03:28 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 25, 2022 03:28 PM (BBtog)
If someone took over and fixed Facebook, I probably would go back. I didn't join there mostly to promote my work, I joined to connect to family and friends, and it worked well for that. Until they decided to ban the president and block half of what I tried to post.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2022 03:28 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2022 03:28 PM (dx9uU)
At its root, @ElonMusk wanting to purchase Twitter is not about left vs right.
It's about white power.
The man was raised in Apartheid by a white nationalist.
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And he was raised in a racist society by white parents. What's his point?
(Is he STILL pretending to be black? Even Gray Beaver had given up on the Cherokee crap.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:28 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 25, 2022 03:24 PM (m0zqP)
Twitter is a thing because the Left has decided that it is their chosen tool to Control the Narrative, and they believe they can control politics, and thus the country itself, as long as they Control the Narrative.
So, while in the real world this is a tempest in a teapot, to any hard core Leftist this is a dagger to the heart of all of their mad hopes and dreams of future domination.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2022 03:28 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 25, 2022 03:29 PM (Ucb0d)
Sorry, didn't mean to overlook you. But, you're probably used to that.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 25, 2022 03:27 PM (5pTK/)
Is there a difference between overlooking and looking over? Because I think that would be significant.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:29 PM (KluIQ)
Anybody here want to try for that honor?
Posted by: a.moron at April 25, 2022 03:29 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: SMOD at April 25, 2022 03:29 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2022 03:26 PM (Ynyl9)
LOL, Beelzeboot. I love that South Park thing, it cracks me up every time..
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 25, 2022 03:29 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 25, 2022 03:29 PM (yrol0)
SOURCE: With the Discovery team coming in "@CNN's skeletons are starting to fall out" - One big one is "Upper mgmt (and Anchors) coordinated daily with Rep. Adam Schiff during Trump's Impeachment)s)" They continue "This about 1000 miles outside journalistic ethics" /More to come.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2022 03:27 PM (ZLI7S)
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Someone should tell Adam Schiff's constituents. He may win by 50% instead of the 45% he won by last time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:29 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2022 03:24 PM (9J2GB)
I think it depends on how you kill it, no?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 25, 2022 03:29 PM (906pl)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2022 03:25 PM (9J2GB)
I was told we don't do that around here.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 25, 2022 03:29 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2022 03:29 PM (DJFLF)
In theory, but a lot of execs use them as proxy brains. "We have to open something new, get consultants on it. Sure, I was hired to do this stuff but then I take the blame and have to work and think."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2022 03:29 PM (KZzsI)
Boom.
This is good stuff. And it's real news. This story actually *deserves* a flaming skull.
A blow to the State's monopoly on information. And to their internal media messaging apparatus. And without any regime actors being involved.
Not everyone can do what Musk did here. In fact, nobody but a super-ultra-mega rich guy like him could. But everyone can take a queue. If you have any way to fuck up the plans of our regime, even if its tiny, do it. On your own initiative.
Nobody in the system will help. All change must come from the outside.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2022 03:29 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 25, 2022 03:25 PM (DRSnL)
.........
I hope you cleaned the microwave.
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2022 03:30 PM (v0R5T)
____________
Which reminds me, how's WeWork doing now?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:30 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 25, 2022 03:30 PM (iDcra)
Because to them everything is indeed about Trump. And they would burn the Constitution and the country to the ground if would "get Trump."
Posted by: Zek at April 25, 2022 03:30 PM (OzNIz)
Posted by: x at April 25, 2022 03:30 PM (uQFwj)
https://tinyurl.com/2s45mu5y
Posted by: alexthechick at April 25, 2022 03:26 PM (3GRMx)
Victory Tits?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2022 03:30 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JackStraw
When do the executions start?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2022 03:30 PM (H4qIP)
@kittypurrzog - 3h
If Elon Musk buys twitter I'm moving to Canada.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:30 PM (ptqGC)
Makes sense, since Twitter doesn't reach Canada.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 25, 2022 03:30 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 25, 2022 03:31 PM (IkvFR)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 25, 2022 03:31 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 25, 2022 03:31 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 25, 2022 03:31 PM (VhE0u)
You're a great writer, Alex. No fluff no filler. Very enjoyable.
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2022 03:31 PM (9J2GB)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2022 03:27 PM (ZLI
CNN coordinated with Saddam Hussein during the war. This is no surprise to me and probably most people.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 25, 2022 03:31 PM (+ekwe)
I worked for a company that used to bring in management consultants (most of whom had never run a lemonade stand) to solve any and all problems.
.. my experience was that the consultants would listen to the employees and regurgitate the same to management In my case, nearly every employee told the consultant that the company should be shut down.
Posted by: SMOD at April 25, 2022 03:31 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 25, 2022 03:31 PM (VhE0u)
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 25, 2022 03:22 PM (g/54t)
If you got it at $45 last week, kudos!
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Yep. Around that number.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 25, 2022 03:31 PM (g/54t)
Someone should tell idiots who still think CNN is a news network it isn't.
I don't expect Schiff's braindead constituents to throw him out. I want CNN burned to the ground.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2022 03:31 PM (ZLI7S)
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Don't forget ULA--United Launch Alliance. They have something over 50 launches with a perfect record.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 25, 2022 03:31 PM (sWM8x)
@kittypurrzog - 3h
If Elon Musk buys twitter I'm moving to Canada.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:30 PM (ptqGC)
Does she not realize Canadians also use Twitter? I don't but some of us do.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 25, 2022 03:31 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 25, 2022 03:31 PM (H8QX8)
In theory, but a lot of execs use them as proxy brains. "We have to open something new, get consultants on it. Sure, I was hired to do this stuff but then I take the blame and have to work and think."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2022 03:29 PM (KZzsI)
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1. If you don't know what to do, quit.
2. I've often suspected that execs hired management consultants a) to take the heat, and b) to show Wall Street they're doing something. Kinda like the mask business re Covid.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:31 PM (YqDXo)
I do hope (1) Trump gets back on; (2) there's an expose about the algorithm and (3) they publish internal records/memos concerning the banning of accounts or deleting of tweets like the Post's story on the laptop.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 25, 2022 03:31 PM (GD2xa)
They already agreed to using to docs to break election laws means it is a PUBLIC DOC.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 25, 2022 03:32 PM (yrol0)
A lot of these people; its their only outlet of this sort.
Even if they leave... they'll be back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2022 03:32 PM (KZzsI)
Hope Musk has all his ducks in a row.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 25, 2022 03:32 PM (BFigT)
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Wait till the deal is done and do what you want. Fuck those guys.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 25, 2022 03:32 PM (g/54t)
Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2022 03:32 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2022 03:27 PM (ZLI7S)
I take this as WarnerMedia setting up a case to take out most of the remaining mgmt at CNN in coming months.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2022 03:32 PM (trdmm)
@kittypurrzog - 3h
If Elon Musk buys twitter I'm moving to Canada.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:30 PM (ptqGC)
Does she not realize Canadians also use Twitter? I don't but some of us do.
she's kidding. She's part of the dissident left that hates the censorious left.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2022 03:32 PM (0G13K)
Someone should tell idiots who still think CNN is a news network it isn't.
I don't expect Schiff's braindead constituents to throw him out. I want CNN burned to the ground.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2022 03:31 PM (ZLI7S)
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I'm detecting a flaw here...People consider CNN serious?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:32 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JackStraw
Never mind jail time, it would just be worth it if this gets reported....
Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2022 03:32 PM (mR6Gs)
alex the chick, I went to your timeline, didn't read all of it. Just wondering how IF did you get almost 8k followers?
Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2022 03:29 PM (DJFLF
Fuck if I know.
Posted by: alexthechick at April 25, 2022 03:33 PM (3GRMx)
The irony of the Alt-Left using Twitter to complain about Twitter will be quite amusing.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 25, 2022 03:33 PM (6a1j2)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:33 PM (KluIQ)
"If Trump is allowed back on, I will delete my account. "
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These are the kind of kids who rolled around on the grocery store floor when their mommy wouldn't buy them a candy bar.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2022 03:33 PM (sVtYq)
@kittypurrzog - 3h
If Elon Musk buys twitter I'm moving to Canada.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:30 PM (ptqGC)
Does she not realize Canadians also use Twitter? I don't but some of us do.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 25, 2022 03:31 PM (eGTCV)
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Canada doesn't have Free Speech.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:33 PM (LvTSG)
Sounds like somebody is panicking.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2022 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)
In theory, but a lot of execs use them as proxy brains. "We have to open something new, get consultants on it. Sure, I was hired to do this stuff but then I take the blame and have to work and think."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2022 03:29 PM (KZzsI)
Management isn't hired to think. They're supposed to have people skills. Some of them can be good at strategy, planning, or big picture, but that's just kind of incidental to the package.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 25, 2022 03:33 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: pj at April 25, 2022 03:33 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 25, 2022 03:34 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2022 03:34 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)
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I'm not sure it really matters.
*runs serpentine to avoid AtC's raptors*
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 25, 2022 03:34 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:34 PM (YqDXo)
Me too. I am certain they use metadata from Twitter very heavily.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2022 03:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 25, 2022 03:34 PM (VhE0u)
exactly right. Why?
Because the calls are coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!
Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2022 03:34 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2022 03:34 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 25, 2022 03:31 PM (5kI0z)
Yes, please.
Mentioned to my wife that I feared the DVD branch would go down with the rest of it. She suggested I ought to start "losing" titles as they come in.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 25, 2022 03:34 PM (906pl)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 25, 2022 03:34 PM (AiZBA)
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You left out good hair, and shiny shoes. As for people skills ... yeah, no.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:35 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2022 03:35 PM (vBMpQ)
You'd be surprised. There are actual people out there who don't get their news here.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2022 03:35 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2022 03:32 PM (0G13K)
Oh. Hard to tell just on its own since that's what every leftist in America says about any event they don't like occurring in America.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 25, 2022 03:35 PM (II3Gr)
i dunno. Maybe he can come up with a way to prove you're real. He is on a real tear about fake bot accounts tho so maybe he'll impose some measures you or i wouldn't like.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2022 03:35 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:32 PM (LvTSG)
Does it matter?
CNN--and MSNBC--and the rest--and the late nite "comedians"--and SNL were just giving their audience what they craved---validation, a sense of superiority, and endless Trump hate--with a side order of Covid Porn
Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2022 03:35 PM (mR6Gs)
If I were the left-wing mega behemoth Google, I'd announce the startup of their own new platform to rival twitter.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 25, 2022 03:35 PM (6a1j2)
Don't worry, libs.
Elon isn't taking over Twitter to ban you.
Let's just call it a...Great Reset
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:35 PM (ptqGC)
Hilarious! He even changed his banner to the Great and Powerful Musk!
Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2022 03:35 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: alexthechick at April 25, 2022 03:33 PM (3GRMx) "
I love it when you talk dirty. It's the little things. So to speak.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2022 03:35 PM (vBMpQ)
I still won't go back to Twitter.
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Nor will I. I was never "on" Twitter except to very occasionally troll some shitbag dimwit who particularly annoyed me on a given day. Twitter and all social networks are and always will be exceedingly lame.
But there are many who will join, now. And there are many people on the Right who will feel emboldened to speak their minds on Twitter, and other places, as a result of this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2022 03:35 PM (UGDPW)
Mentioned to my wife that I feared the DVD branch would go down with the rest of it. She suggested I ought to start "losing" titles as they come in.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 25, 2022 03:34 PM (906pl)
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From what I understand, it's profitable just very small in comparison to the rest of the company.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:35 PM (LvTSG)
Good. We thought that would be Trump, too. Sadly, we were wrong.
Posted by: creeper at April 25, 2022 03:36 PM (cTCuP)
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I know he was pretty clear about his thoughts on bots and the effect they have manipulating perception on that platform.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2022 03:36 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2022 03:29 PM (DJFLF
........
Could have something to do with that little pic of her legs.
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2022 03:36 PM (v0R5T)
I just read your thread. Very well presented and argued. My biggest problem with Ted Cruz is he defaults to debate club zingers. When he sees movement in a direction he likes, he can be effective and act, but he will sit back down in his debate club chair when given the option.
DeSantis and Trump seem to get it. Do the thing. When the left freaks out and gives you all the free advertising you need, that's when you argue your conservative principles.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2022 03:36 PM (eyxn4)
i dunno. Maybe he can come up with a way to prove you're real. He is on a real tear about fake bot accounts tho so maybe he'll impose some measures you or i wouldn't like.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2022 03:35 PM (0G13K)
My real self is on there. Nothing to hide, although I wish my nic was Jane D'oh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:28 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Not all of the dotcom blow-ups were vaporware. A lot of them were, but a lot of them were very real companies with very real products who had market valuation and internal projections and guidance based on growth at current rates forever. A lot of those companies also engaged in very very poor financial practices since they were certain that the growth was coming and permanent.
Sun Microsystems (now part of Oracle) and Cisco Systems (still around, still big, still important, still valuable) are some prime examples of the latter. The internet boom would grow to the sky unchecked until there were more internet users than there were people, and so all those web servers (Sun) and switchgear (Cisco) would be needed at ever-accelerating rates - so it's cool if we engage in vendor financing at a large scale. The vaporware as the popular memory, but there was a lot of real shit caught up in the madness, too
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 03:36 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 25, 2022 03:34 PM (xPl2J)
I take that as meaning that he wants to get rid of all the bots infesting the place, which I think is a good thing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2022 03:37 PM (trdmm)
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You left out good hair, and shiny shoes. As for people skills ... yeah, no.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:35 PM (YqDXo)
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That, and making sure TPS reports are properly handled.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 25, 2022 03:37 PM (5pTK/)
Now, Elon, do a hostile takeover of CNN.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 25, 2022 03:37 PM (Mzdiz)
(1) Not so sure about the supposed mass exodus of the "principled employees" when push comes to shove with their paychecks.
(2) OTOH, Musk may just be able to do the dragging. I have no doubt he was an interested observer of how Trump was undermined by the deep state and how devastating the deep state was to Trump's efforts.
(3) I suspect Musk has factored all this into his effort. Maybe he thinks he can cut a check and sit back & watch his minions make Twitter transform itself. But I doubt it; I imagine he knows the stables will need to be mucked out to make this work.
Posted by: RM at April 25, 2022 03:37 PM (U3LtS)
AtC posts quality hotassery on a regular basis. Also she writes great threads that attract dumb liberals to get eaten by raptors.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2022 03:37 PM (ZGrMX)
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You left out good hair, and shiny shoes. As for people skills ... yeah, no.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:35 PM (YqDXo)
They have pointy hair and say profound and inspiring things like "Work smarter, not harder," Manage upward," and "The only constant is change."
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 25, 2022 03:37 PM (II3Gr)
I actually lol'd at the Greta the Climate Gnome tw@tt:
https://tinyurl.com/4ea6jvc5
Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2022 03:37 PM (DJFLF)
Should be a hoot, oops, tweet.
Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2022 03:37 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 25, 2022 03:31 PM (GD2xa)
That shit is being wiped as we post. With a cloth and by BleachBit paid with options.
Posted by: Golfman at April 25, 2022 03:37 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: alexthechick at April 25, 2022 03:37 PM (3GRMx)
But the ones most worried about this and who actually matter aren't the alt-left Ankle Biters on twitter, it's the Pfizers and the chinese.
They will no longer be protected in twitter's "safe space" for Lies & Propaganda.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 25, 2022 03:38 PM (6a1j2)
Posted by: Y5 at April 25, 2022 03:38 PM (VlI+9)
https://tinyurl.com/2s45mu5y
Posted by: alexthechick
Back when I worked for a living, I argued before a youngish female judge. She had several elementary school age children. When they had disputes, she would ask them, "What is your remedy?" I imagine they answered that the remedy would be to lay this yardstick up along side his head.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at April 25, 2022 03:38 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:38 PM (KluIQ)
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Canada doesn't have Free Speech.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:33 PM (LvTSG)
They do, as long as it's the correct speech.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: x at April 25, 2022 03:30 PM (uQFwj)
____________
"Here's a used rickshaw. Now GTFO."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:38 PM (YqDXo)
it has no value. Twitter at least is a monopoly in its space. CNN is a failed hard left propaganda outlet, like a dozen others.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2022 03:38 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Y5 at April 25, 2022 03:38 PM (VlI+9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:33 PM (LvTSG)
They do, as long as it's the correct speech.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
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"I just came so hard right now..."
-Kevin Williamson
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:39 PM (LvTSG)
@kittypurrzog - 3h
If Elon Musk buys twitter I'm moving to Canada.
Katie, didn't you learn from Trump? It's not as easy as you think. Canada doesn't want you.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2022 03:39 PM (H4qIP)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2022 03:39 PM (3WWC/)
Posted by: Nova local at April 25, 2022 03:39 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Y5 at April 25, 2022 03:38 PM (VlI+9)
____________
I've got some boxes they can use.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:39 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:33 PM (LvTSG)
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Well, neither do we, so not too different in that respect.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 03:39 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: alexthechick at April 25, 2022 03:39 PM (3GRMx)
I'm sure Berenson v. Twitter will be moot now. He'll be back on soon, probably with an official apology.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 25, 2022 03:39 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Y5 at April 25, 2022 03:39 PM (VlI+9)
Posted by: Y5
Yeah, yeah, we've heard those promises before so we know what they're worth.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at April 25, 2022 03:40 PM (FVME7)
Especially since the alternative was Trump's pile of shit "TRUTH" that people are still waiting to be approved months later.
Posted by: Blago at April 25, 2022 03:40 PM (V1Cfw)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 25, 2022 03:40 PM (+ekwe)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2022 03:40 PM (vBMpQ)
I probably will get back on now. I stopped one day because I checked myself after I trolled Comey. I said to myself: You just trolled a Deep State Warlock, what TF are you doing, knucklehead?
So that was the end of my Tw@tter career.
Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2022 03:40 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 25, 2022 03:31 PM (5kI0z)
They can mail all they want but not going to do much good when US mail delivery is down to about 3 days a month, like it has been in these parts since last Fall. I'm not sure but I think the Pony Express delivered more frequently.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 25, 2022 03:40 PM (mVMcL)
If nothing else, it would be good to see Twitter gutted just so that I don't have to any more companies pushing leftist ideology as a "response to outrage on social media."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2022 03:40 PM (HqCQE)
it has no value. Twitter at least is a monopoly in its space. CNN is a failed hard left propaganda outlet, like a dozen others.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2022 03:38 PM (0G13K)
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My guess: Musk takes over Twitter, cleans it up, makes it valuable, and then takes it back public again, making a killing on the transaction.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:40 PM (YqDXo)
Now, Elon, do a hostile takeover of CNN.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 25, 2022 03:37 PM (Mzdiz)
WarnerMedia already did - that's why CNN+ is dead.
they're just going about remaking it in a slow, deliberate way. But I'm sure *they* are the ones who just leaked the story about CNN's management being completely unethical.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: STEINER at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (J/+fm)
Not saying it won't or will, just wondering.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (3WWC/)
Posted by: SMOD at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (RHGPo)
https://pin.it/3kvOJk4
Posted by: alexthechick at April 25, 2022 03:37 PM (3GRMx)
You have our attention.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (DJFLF)
1. Focus groups don’t work that way.
2. Executives aren’t allowed at focus group sessions, so they didn’t see what the focus group actually said.
3. The company never made any of the obvious advertising strategy changes, such as those suggested on this thread.
4. Failed executives take any chance they can of passing the buck.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (U+Oxn)
Posted by: J
You might not understand how bad things are
Posted by: Y5 at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (VlI+9)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (IZ9rT)
Especially since the alternative was Trump's pile of shit "TRUTH" that people are still waiting to be approved months later.
Posted by: Blago at April 25, 2022 03:40 PM (V1Cfw)
Dis^
Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (mR6Gs)
Nobody is quitting Twitter, LOL. Maybe a whole lot of bots will be leaving (forcibly) soon, but not one single breathing person is quitting. Twitter is a lifestyle. Twitter IS life, to them.
Not many people use it to begin with. Those who do are hard-fuckin'-core. Anybody threatening to leave will have their little tantrum subside in a few days, and come crawling back to the sewer. They can't leave.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: SamIam at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (oasF3)
Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (KluIQ)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2022 03:42 PM (vBMpQ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 25, 2022 03:42 PM (HsAzN)
no i don't think so. I don't like "Twitter People."
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (0G13K)
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And Twitter is a whore!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:42 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 03:39 PM (DU+/6)
I get and understand the snark but it's far from accurate.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 25, 2022 03:42 PM (+ekwe)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 25, 2022 03:42 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: IrishEi
They are lobbying DARPA to create a new betterer Twitter type platform for "journalists", "educators", NGOers, Gov officials, child traffickers, groomers, and pedos.
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 25, 2022 03:42 PM (5oKA1)
https://tinyurl.com/2s45mu5y
Posted by: alexthechick
WHAT'S ALL THE SHOUTING DOWN THERE??
Didn't some big woop physicist say If experiment differs from theory then theory is wrong?
Posted by: DaveA at April 25, 2022 03:42 PM (FhXTo)
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Pass.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 25, 2022 03:42 PM (lQECi)
Did you see his post about the Dispatch bint plagiarizing him?
Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2022 03:42 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2022 03:40 PM (vBMpQ)
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Good question.
He does link a lot of Twitter. For example, my favorite animal stuff on quick hits.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 25, 2022 03:42 PM (DcKNO)
no i don't think so. I don't like "Twitter People."
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (0G13K)"
This seems to be the answer from a lot of people. I think Musk will have his work cut out for him.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2022 03:43 PM (vBMpQ)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at April 25, 2022 03:43 PM (wbV7N)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2022 03:01 PM (yQpMk)
Bazinga! https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=398837
Posted by: Shamy at April 25, 2022 03:43 PM (83uMc)
https://pin.it/3kvOJk4
Posted by: alexthechick at April 25, 2022 03:37 PM (3GRMx)
WOOT!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (0G13K)
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But, who am I going to lift my hot takes from?
*blubs"
*wails*
come back, ace, come back.....
Posted by: Jonah G at April 25, 2022 03:43 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: SMOD at April 25, 2022 03:43 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:43 PM (KluIQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:40 PM (YqDXo)
Easier said than done. The main revenue source is just ads at the end of the day.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 25, 2022 03:43 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 25, 2022 03:43 PM (R5563)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 25, 2022 03:43 PM (lQECi)
What will happen now is the alt-left will create even more accounts, but posting as "alt-right nazis." Then their "predictions" of Twitter becoming a haven for "white nationalists" will be "true."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 25, 2022 03:43 PM (6a1j2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 25, 2022 03:43 PM (h3Lfd)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 25, 2022 03:43 PM (IkvFR)
I like it, especially the analogy of "remedy". Its too easy to get caught up in the glory of rhetoric and making a grand gesture. The applause, respect, and honor you get from being damn good at articulating an idea or presenting an argument is powerful and welcome, especially if like me, you're largely a loser in life.
And this is where, humbly, and respectfully, I wonder if you have a remedy to apply here? What do we do to deal with the nevertrump pearl clutchers, the "My principles" crowd, or is there anything at all that must be done?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2022 03:44 PM (KZzsI)
Elon said that "all real humans" can be bluechecks. I interpreted that to mean that anyone who wants to be officially "verified" can be, but that's a good point about the bot armies. Yep, Elon doesn't like the bot armies.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 25, 2022 03:44 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2022 03:44 PM (45fpk)
@davidhogg111 -5h
I get to use some declassified spy satellite photos for a research project I'm doing on Mesopotamia. I feel like Indiana Jones with some Cold War spy satellites haha.
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David Hogg as Indiana Jones....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 25, 2022 03:42 PM (HsAzN)
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His balls must be the size of coconuts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:44 PM (YqDXo)
I imagine you must have high blood pressure from constraining the swears.
Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2022 03:44 PM (GufPK)
no i don't think so. I don't like "Twitter People."
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (0G13K)
Never say never. I think it's almost a duty to go back just to support this move for free speech.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 25, 2022 03:44 PM (+ekwe)
Posted by: sidney at April 25, 2022 03:44 PM (Uy/WF)
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 25, 2022 03:44 PM (g/54t)
Right! That does seem to be the straw that broke Elon's back, if reports are to be believed!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 25, 2022 03:45 PM (HsAzN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2022 03:45 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:44 PM (ptqGC)
More like Mindiana Jones.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2022 03:45 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: JackStraw
So they're mis-informed and mis-entertained.
Posted by: DaveA at April 25, 2022 03:45 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: SMOD at April 25, 2022 03:43 PM (RHGPo)
He also tested positive for being a tool.
Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at April 25, 2022 03:45 PM (5y7pR)
Posted by: SMOD at April 25, 2022 03:43 PM (RHGPo)
His wife should make him some fresh guacamole. I've heard it's really good for that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/4ea6jvc5
Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2022 03:37 PM (DJFLF)
~~~~~
He's a rip. Just hope he doesn't get in trouble with Newsmax. I heard they were real sticklers when it comes to vaccine stuff, and I believe they fired Steve Cortes because he wouldn't take the jab.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 25, 2022 03:45 PM (VhE0u)
I mostly unplugged after the election, I'm not the political junkie I was once.
Posted by: Blago at April 25, 2022 03:45 PM (V1Cfw)
One of many sneaky shit things Twitter does is verify very shady accounts. There are thousands of crypto scammer accounts with 400 followers that have a blue checkmark. Meanwhile, people posting under their real names with tens of thousands of followers are not verified.
I don't know what Musk plans to do about that, but I suspect that's one of the things his statement is about.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2022 03:45 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Y5 at April 25, 2022 03:45 PM (VlI+9)
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Hey, dumbass, anyone can use them.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 25, 2022 03:45 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Squid at April 25, 2022 03:45 PM (Y5/mu)
I get to use some declassified spy satellite photos for a research project I'm doing on Mesopotamia. I feel like Indiana Jones with some Cold War spy satellites haha.
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Agent 86.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at April 25, 2022 03:45 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: DaveA at April 25, 2022 03:42 PM (FhXTo)
Feynman.
Posted by: alexthechick at April 25, 2022 03:45 PM (3GRMx)
I would expect that all the blue check assholes will end up with cirrhosis of the liver and have diabetes. The body cannot last long under regime of rage drinking and a diet of doughnuts.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 25, 2022 03:45 PM (9I3i5)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 25, 2022 03:45 PM (HsAzN)
@kittypurrzog - 3h
If Elon Musk buys twitter I'm moving to Canada.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:30 PM
So she's going to move to Canada, where they also have Twitter. K.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2022 03:46 PM (GwxCX)
>>they're just going about remaking it in a slow, deliberate way. But I'm sure *they* are the ones who just leaked the story about CNN's management being completely unethical.
You know that boss who ruthlessly fires people who don't perform that ace mentioned above? That's John Malone.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2022 03:46 PM (ZLI7S)
I get to use some declassified spy satellite photos for a research project I'm doing on Mesopotamia. I feel like Indiana Jones with some Cold War spy satellites haha.
You are incredibly juvenile and stupid.
Eat a dick up, mutherfucker.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
Lotta peeps found out some uncomfortable truths.
1. It's not as easy as filling out an application for a new apartment.
2. Canada doesn't want you.
3. See 1 & 2.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2022 03:46 PM (H4qIP)
Right! That does seem to be the straw that broke Elon's back, if reports are to be believed!
Posted by: Guy Smiley
Almost like Obama cracking jokes at Trump's expense putting him in the WH.
Posted by: Blago at April 25, 2022 03:46 PM (V1Cfw)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 25, 2022 03:42 PM (+ekwe)
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We don't have equivalent or identical unfree speech, but there is not free speech in this country anymore. If you say the wrong things, you'll be kicked off the "private" networks and the state is more than happy to false flag your ass into a gulag.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 03:46 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: SMOD
Total coincidence. As will be the DOJ anal probe. Those will not reveal what Twitter (and social media in general) has been useful for.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 25, 2022 03:46 PM (sAmhv)
I think its mostly disappointment; Twitter didn't do what it was sold to do, and is a huge time-waster. Even worse than here.
Didn't some big woop physicist say If experiment differs from theory then theory is wrong?
Not since Darwin. Now you just find some byzantine, complex way in which you were actually right, because the story of scientific argument today is a priori argument: this is true because its true.
Just ask any warmanist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2022 03:47 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 25, 2022 03:43 PM (IkvFR)
I suspect if you get rid of all bot activity (including those social media manager apps that auto post your content), that Twitter is closer to CNN + than most people would like to imagine.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2022 03:47 PM (HqCQE)
Anonymous if they wish to be.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:47 PM (KluIQ)
Some things that are addictive have merit. This has been done through trickery.
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2022 03:47 PM (9J2GB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2022 03:47 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 25, 2022 03:47 PM (h3Lfd)
Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2022 03:47 PM (AMIL/)
You are incredibly juvenile and stupid.
Eat a dick up, mutherfucker.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
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But he's a Harvard "man."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 25, 2022 03:47 PM (HsAzN)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2022 03:47 PM (9J2GB)
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Which way do you think he come down on Tank Abrams?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at April 25, 2022 03:47 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: mrp at April 25, 2022 03:47 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 25, 2022 03:47 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: DaveA at April 25, 2022 03:42 PM (FhXTo)
Feynman.
Posted by: alexthechick at April 25, 2022 03:45 PM (3GRMx)
Sounds like climate change denialism.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 25, 2022 03:48 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 25, 2022 03:48 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2022 03:48 PM (2JoB8)
I get to use some declassified spy satellite photos for a research project I'm doing on Mesopotamia. I feel like Indiana Jones with some Cold War spy satellites haha. ---
Not surprising. You also felt like you were one of the students in the High School when the shooting went down.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 25, 2022 03:48 PM (+ekwe)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 25, 2022 03:48 PM (J8LnB)
The NHL Commissioner’s name is Gary Bettman.
Batman: Quick! To the Batmobile!
Robin: Holy atomic pile, Batman!
Posted by: SMOD at April 25, 2022 03:48 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2022 03:48 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2022 03:47 PM (9J2GB)
They build battery cars.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
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Looks like WWIII is a go.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 25, 2022 03:48 PM (lQECi)
https://pin.it/3kvOJk4
Posted by: alexthechick
Now see?
We can have nice things.
Posted by: Miklos, today is not a bad day at April 25, 2022 03:48 PM (dr+j+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at April 25, 2022 03:47 PM (FVME7)
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I'm going with either: Manatee or whale.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 25, 2022 03:49 PM (5pTK/)
This is, actually, kinda cool even though he's an ill-educated fool. Seriously he had to hire someone to help clean up his tweets because he writes like a drunken baboon.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2022 03:49 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:47 PM (ptqGC)
You can always tell a Harvard Man, you just can't tell him much.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2022 03:49 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 25, 2022 03:44 PM (Mzdiz)
They make all the numbers about likes and retweets and follows sheer nonsense. It's way too easy for someone who's sufficiently motivated to set up an army of bots to make himself look like some Big Deal.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2022 03:49 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:49 PM (KluIQ)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 25, 2022 03:49 PM (vN+oL)
Twitter is fine if used properly. It was people on Twitter who did the best research on the China virus and all things related. Also they best at debunking the various Trump "scandals".
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2022 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Y5 at April 25, 2022 03:49 PM (VlI+9)
That's the entire point but now pushback against their insanity with facts and truth will be allowed .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 25, 2022 03:49 PM (+ekwe)
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Musk has a Voight-Kampff test?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at April 25, 2022 03:50 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Chris de Burgh at April 25, 2022 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
___
Looks like WWIII is a go.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace
Why not? The US will basically pay for defense bills and if someone has an issue with that, you must be on the side of Putin.
Posted by: Blago at April 25, 2022 03:50 PM (V1Cfw)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2022 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)
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This.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:50 PM (ptqGC)
https://tinyurl.com/2hm5sccj
Study shows spike protein spills into the blood of the jabbed.
Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2022 03:50 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Imagine the pain the addicts will feel and the frustration casuals will feel when they must complete a dozen or so CAPCHAs for every tweet.
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 25, 2022 03:50 PM (5oKA1)
This may be problematic.
Posted by: Miklosbot v. 169.57.662.4 at April 25, 2022 03:50 PM (dr+j+)
I get to use some declassified spy satellite photos for a research project I'm doing on Mesopotamia. I feel like Indiana Jones with some Cold War spy satellites haha.
--
Playing pretty fast and loose with the comparison, aye Noodle Arms?
Posted by: Indiana Jones at April 25, 2022 03:50 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 25, 2022 03:50 PM (5J8bW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2022 03:51 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2022 03:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
Maybe. I hope I'm wrong, but I'll believe it when I see it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 25, 2022 03:51 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2022 03:51 PM (9J2GB)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 25, 2022 03:51 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at April 25, 2022 03:47 PM (FVME7)
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Please to not be using these words in this order thank you.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 25, 2022 03:51 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 25, 2022 03:51 PM (ny4vB)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 25, 2022 03:43 PM (b2nrj)
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Sure. But people bought its stock beforehand, presumably on the expectation that Twitter would make money eventually. If anyone can do that, it's Musk.
And if not, then he has recourse to the greater fool theory.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2022 03:51 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Imagine the pain the addicts will feel and the frustration casuals will feel when they must complete a dozen or so CAPCHAs for every tweet.
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 25, 2022 03:50 PM (5oKA1)
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Imagine what Jonah Goldberg will do when he goes from an average of 500 likes to 4 overnight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2022 03:51 PM (vBMpQ)
Feynman has a longer anecdote about cargo cult science that sounds exactly like the people pushing climate change as a manmade crisis.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 25, 2022 03:51 PM (U+Oxn)
I think selling meta data is their primary source of income, ads aren't doing well on Twitter.
I suspect if you get rid of all bot activity (including those social media manager apps that auto post your content), that Twitter is closer to CNN + than most people would like to imagine
I agree. I think that Musk is going to be very pissed when he finds out the actual level of engagement and human activity there is on Twitter as opposed to automated responses and commentary.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2022 03:52 PM (KZzsI)
@davidhogg111 -5h
I get to use some declassified spy satellite photos for a research project I'm doing on Mesopotamia. I feel like Indiana Jones with some Cold War spy satellites haha.
Maybe you could also zoom in on images of your tiny arms and vagina.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2022 03:52 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 25, 2022 03:52 PM (HsAzN)
Feynman.
Posted by: alexthechick at April 25, 2022 03:45 PM (3GRMx)
Sounds like climate change denialism.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 25, 2022 03:48 PM (b2nrj)
True Climate Warriors say that if Experiment differs from Theory, then the World is wrong. And the only answer is No More Experiments.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2022 03:52 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: SMOD at April 25, 2022 03:52 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2022 03:52 PM (3WWC/)
TV ads here against self driving software show out of control Tesla cars doing scary stuff.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 25, 2022 03:52 PM (J/+fm)
Posted by: raimondo at April 25, 2022 03:52 PM (Do9S/)
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Most Regular People are too busy surviving to give a crap about blue checkmarks.
Especially now.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 25, 2022 03:53 PM (lQECi)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 25, 2022 03:51 PM (Qhnrt)
Pear?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 25, 2022 03:53 PM (5J8bW)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:53 PM (KluIQ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 25, 2022 03:53 PM (HsAzN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA"
I'm hearing reports that Musk is bombing children's hospitals. Outrageous!
Posted by: Ripley at April 25, 2022 03:53 PM (MxEKc)
And, because the Twitter people are stuck there in a living purgatory and can never leave, the Leftists of Twitter are gonna be lit AF, soon. You think they're insane now? Wait till they have outside voices around all the time, and can't make the voices stop!
Picture the madness of, say, Jonah or David in 90 days time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2022 03:53 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: Blago at April 25, 2022 03:50 PM (V1Cfw)
In Sweden's case at least they produce most of their own weapon platforms. Some of it pretty damn good.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 25, 2022 03:53 PM (+ekwe)
I don't think Musk would mind that, honestly. That's why they're going after Tesla and SpaceX.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2022 03:53 PM (ZGrMX)
Also, "I'd rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 25, 2022 03:53 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 25, 2022 03:53 PM (I7v5a)
I just mean it is demonstrably awful for mental health because it has been *designed* to be exactly that. It takes advantage of weaknesses in the human mind.
Some people can deal with it fine but it's like people who can smoke a cigarette or have a drink whenever they want, and abstain from said same.
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2022 03:53 PM (9J2GB)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 25, 2022 03:51 PM
I've never been on it, but as a show of support I believe I will do so! Might be fun to titty twist some liberals.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2022 03:54 PM (GwxCX)
But if some conservative uses satire like "learn to code" Twitter will have their "A Team" on the issue and banning people left and right. No stone unturned.
Posted by: Blago at April 25, 2022 03:54 PM (V1Cfw)
___
Looks like WWIII is a go.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace "
Russia has already had tactical nukes in that theater for years. This just removes the veil and puts them on equal footing.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2022 03:54 PM (vBMpQ)
Posted by: JT at April 25, 2022 03:54 PM (arJlL)
Because if Musk is serious about getting rid of bots, well, seems like personnel might also go.
haha.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 25, 2022 03:54 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2022 03:54 PM (yQpMk)
More crazy Amber screaming.
Johnny sounds like the sane, calm one.
Hilarious.
Bitch be a drama queen.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 25, 2022 03:54 PM (uwxoM)
Not only that, but a mentally ill girl who convinced a quack doctor to cut off a pair of perfectly healthy tits.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2022 03:54 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2022 03:15 PM (eyxn4)
You honestly think those syslogs are even going to exist in the backup to the backup facilities? I got a couple of bridges to sell ya.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at April 25, 2022 03:54 PM (Hh3y4)
The entire situation in Ukraine is in part because the Clintons in the 90s chose to deliberately antagonize Russia by expanding NATO (which not surprisingly is the WEF's position). And now that it's happened, they're going to... further expand NATO.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2022 03:54 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 25, 2022 03:55 PM (jTmQV)
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They can already "smell the tourists coming."
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2022 03:55 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:55 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Farmer Bob
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Nope.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 25, 2022 03:55 PM (lQECi)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2022 03:52 PM (3WWC/)
++++
I doubt it, but only because that would make reasonable people - who do exist, in the real world if not in Washington - ask uncomfortable questions about Facebook and Google.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2022 03:55 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2022 03:54 PM (yQpMk)
Is Finland even on this planet? I thought maybe it was connected to us by some rainbow bridge or something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2022 03:55 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2022 03:56 PM (vBMpQ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2022 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)
The Flaming Skull also needs a throbbing purple helmet
Posted by: Bald, Muscular Ape at April 25, 2022 03:56 PM (dgCIf)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 25, 2022 03:56 PM (uwxoM)
I could've quit smoking whenever I wanted.
It just so happened that I decided I wanted to quit right after I had a heart attack. Pure coincidence.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2022 03:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 25, 2022 03:56 PM (5J8bW)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2022 03:54 PM (bW8dp)
As much as a boob advocate as I am, the guys getting their testicles removed or gals getting their ovaries taken are worse.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2022 03:56 PM (F/J1O)
Posted by: JackStraw
What if I told you most of these researchers steal from places like /pol/ and other dissident right blogs. Been going on since 2007 at least.
Young White males making up the dissident right factions on /pol/ got Trump elected in 2016. How quickly everybody forgets this. Curious.
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 25, 2022 03:56 PM (5oKA1)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2022 03:54 PM (yQpMk)
I say we ask this question more in the tradition of Finland:
Is Finland?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 25, 2022 03:56 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2022 03:54 PM (vBMpQ)
Of course, because they're right next door to Russia. It's like saying the US has tactical nukes in the North American theater.
Posted by: WiNO at April 25, 2022 03:56 PM (7S6kj)
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I looked up her Wikipedia page a while back, and it's full of "assigned at birth" stuff.
Wouldn't it be amusing to make changes to every historical figure that "Alexander the Great was assigned male at birth"...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 25, 2022 03:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SamIam at April 25, 2022 03:56 PM (oasF3)
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status /1518592887386251269
(remove space)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2022 03:56 PM (bW8dp)
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I don't know how much they'll contribute, but both countries have capable militaries. Sweden's defense technology is world-class.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 25, 2022 03:56 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 25, 2022 03:56 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: mrp at April 25, 2022 03:57 PM (6eRlp)
Two turtle doves in coi-tus ri-ight there in that tree.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2022 03:57 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: ShainS at April 25, 2022 03:57 PM (l3Ixv)
I want to work for the Muskinator.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 25, 2022 03:57 PM (Vu7A1)
This, too, is the story of Obama and all pols.
Covid? Cool.
We.do.not.care.stfu.
--shorter
So.buttons.
Posted by: micky at April 25, 2022 03:57 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 03:57 PM (KluIQ)
I would have to say who did what from the who now?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2022 03:57 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:58 PM (ptqGC)
because you're not a strong leader if you don't.
I hope that red-dot Indian who hates free speech is one of the first to go.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2022 03:05 PM (trdmm)
Eh, the rep is part of the point. If you have the reputation as a hard case asshole who will fire the first guy who steps out of line (and the second, third, fortieth) it is amazing how many fewer give you a problem. They'll usually either quit if they screw up or start looking for another job.
It actually makes your job a hell of a lot easier.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2022 03:08 PM (dNqv+)
When Elon meets with the Guardians of the Twitter Algorithms and they refuse to give him and his tech guys the "keys to the car," Elon needs to fire them and tell security to escort them directly to the Security Office for sign-out. Tell the fired ones that their office contents will be collected and mailed to them in a week or so.
Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2022 03:58 PM (AMIL/)
There's a cartoon going around about Musk buying Facebook... Zuck says something, then Musk just looks at him and clicks "add to cart".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2022 03:58 PM (bW8dp)
I saw a hilarious video where police tried to pull over a self-drive car and it kept trying to get away
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2022 03:58 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Two doves fucking in a tree at April 25, 2022 03:58 PM (Qy7kP)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2022 03:54 PM (yQpMk)
Let's see, their Prime Minister chick when clubbing. It took their supreme court to overturn the arrest of a Lutheran minister for disagreeing with the trans madness. So, if they aren't they seem to be aligned.
Posted by: WiNO at April 25, 2022 03:58 PM (7S6kj)
Gates is a prick.
Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2022 03:58 PM (G0vdT)
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status /1518592887386251269
(remove space)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2022 03:56 PM (bW8dp)
Those are great.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 03:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2022 03:59 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2022 03:59 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2022 03:59 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 25, 2022 03:59 PM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 25, 2022 03:59 PM (5kI0z)
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That's an Amazon/Bezos meme.
https://tinyurl.com/mvxheb8
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 25, 2022 04:00 PM (lQECi)
Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at April 25, 2022 04:00 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 04:00 PM (KluIQ)
It collided with a passenger jet worth $3.5million.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 25, 2022 04:01 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 04:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2022 04:01 PM (bW8dp)
It was just the one and I didn't have a choice!
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2022 04:01 PM (eyxn4)
I'M BACK, BITCHES!!!
@realdonaldtrump
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2022 04:01 PM (9J2GB)
no i don't think so. I don't like "Twitter People."
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2022 03:41 PM (0G13K)
Good enough reason. I've never had a Twitter account and don't figure to open one now.
Posted by: creeper at April 25, 2022 04:01 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: 29Victor at April 25, 2022 04:01 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: WiNO at April 25, 2022 03:56 PM (7S6kj)"
Not at all. In fact Russia's first reaction was to let everyone know they were going to move them in theater, when everyone knew they were already there. We pretty much know what nukes they have, range, etc and have some pretty good guesses on targeting. They put them near Scandinavia as a warning, not because that tactical deployment made sense for any other region.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2022 04:02 PM (vBMpQ)
Posted by: Hands at April 25, 2022 04:02 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 25, 2022 04:02 PM (LW8P9)
He's a pretty typical tycoon or old school royal: living a life of debauchery and evil, and trying to buy virtue with money.
Sweden doesnt border Russia?
"Not for lack of trying"
--Russia
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2022 04:02 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 25, 2022 04:02 PM (lQECi)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 25, 2022 04:00 PM (KluIQ)
Norway just keeps going and going around the top of Sweden until it thins out a bit and tickles the Bear.
Posted by: mrp at April 25, 2022 04:02 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 04:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2022 04:02 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2022 03:59 PM (bW8dp)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Beyond the Press Anya and Lauder at April 25, 2022 04:03 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: 29Victor at April 25, 2022 04:03 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 25, 2022 04:03 PM (lQECi)
Adding to cart is Amazon.
But whatevers.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 25, 2022 04:02 PM (lQECi)
Earth is Elon's cart.
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2022 04:03 PM (9J2GB)
--Twitter users find out on Twitter Elon Musk wants to buy Twitter
--Twitter users learn on Twitter that it's "bad" that Elon wants to buy Twitter
Twitter literally runs their lives and tells them how to think. 99.99% of Twitter didn't know they should be against Elon until 0.01% of Twitter told them so. Just like Ukraine.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 25, 2022 04:03 PM (IUsit)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2022 04:03 PM (KZzsI)
@davidhogg111 -5h
I get to use some declassified spy satellite photos for a research project I'm doing on Mesopotamia. I feel like Indiana Jones with some Cold War spy satellites haha.
I, too, have used Google Earth
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2022 04:03 PM (DUIap)
In a war between Finland and Russia my money would be on Finland.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2022 04:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 25, 2022 04:03 PM (HsAzN)
Posted by: ...
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Nope.
Belongs to God, which Musk is not, contrary to popular belief here.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 25, 2022 04:04 PM (lQECi)
Posted by: Farmer Bob
What for?
Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at April 25, 2022 04:04 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2022 04:04 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 25, 2022 04:04 PM (+ekwe)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at April 25, 2022 04:05 PM (flINI)
Posted by: fd at April 25, 2022 04:05 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2022 04:06 PM (4fSQf)
Adding to cart is Amazon.
But whatevers.
Posted by: SMH
The first part of the meme was with Bezos. (Buying Amazon)
The meme continues with Zuckerberg. (Meaning Elon is buying those that piss him off)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2022 04:06 PM (H4qIP)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 25, 2022 03:56 PM (sWM8x)"
Carl Gustav!!
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2022 04:06 PM (vBMpQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 25, 2022 04:06 PM (5J8bW)
Posted by: creeper at April 25, 2022 04:06 PM (cTCuP)
Umm. Yeah. Shifty eyes....
Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2022 04:06 PM (9otr5)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news
It's the channel that sends the programming updates to all the good little NPCs. Disrupt that and things might get spicy.
Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at April 25, 2022 04:06 PM (OUMaO)
.....
I would have to say who did what from the who now?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2022 03:57 PM (yQpMk)
He's saying that a lot of deep-dive info comes from autists at places like 4chan and alt-right blogs and get mainstreamed for normies at Twitter and Facebook, who then ban that info.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2022 04:06 PM (HqCQE)
Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at April 25, 2022 04:06 PM (i6shs)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at April 25, 2022 04:05 PM (flINI)
Why not consider the new ownership that has committed to free speech and changing the things that got you banned. I don't understand this.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 25, 2022 04:06 PM (+ekwe)
He's not adding something to a cart on Facebook.
He's adding Facebook to his cart.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2022 04:06 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: alexthechick at April 25, 2022 04:06 PM (3GRMx)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 25, 2022 04:06 PM (IUsit)
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Mine too. The Finns are ferocious.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 25, 2022 04:06 PM (sWM8x)
They are so terrified of him it's hilarious.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2022 04:07 PM (ZLI7S)
This is why firings are done by surprise.
The boss and 1 or 2 security people show up at your cubicle with a cardboard box. Here's your final paycheck, pack your things. Escort to the door.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 25, 2022 04:07 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Heaven's Gate Hale Bopp at April 25, 2022 04:07 PM (J/+fm)
And ammo that can travel far distances !!!!
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 25, 2022 04:08 PM (+ekwe)
Posted by: fd at April 25, 2022 04:05 PM (vrz2I)
Words of wisdom.
Posted by: Captain Splatter at April 25, 2022 04:08 PM (v0R5T)
Nope.
Belongs to God, which Musk is not, contrary to popular belief here.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 25, 2022 04:04 PM (lQECi)
Yeah so I was voxplaining the "joke". And I don't really see a crazy amount of Elon love here, just people happy he's taken an offensive stance against the Left.
Anyway Earth belongs to Satan. *We* belong to God.
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2022 04:08 PM (9J2GB)
In a war between Finland and Russia my money would be on Finland.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2022 04:03 PM (ZLI7S)
The last time I checked, Finland's national government site offered three language choices: Finnish, English, and Latin.
Posted by: mrp at April 25, 2022 04:08 PM (6eRlp)
@bennyjohnson
If Musk takes over Twitter and brings Trump back, I will be leaving this country. I got my passport last week when I heard he might buy Twitter. Instead I’ll be moving to Alaska! So long America.
Funny, I always thought Alaska was in America.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 25, 2022 04:08 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2022 04:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: fd at April 25, 2022 04:08 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 25, 2022 04:09 PM (lQECi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2022 04:09 PM (4fSQf)
The subject of the conversation hasn't been leaked, but I thing we can all make a pretty good guess.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2022 04:09 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Legion of Boom at April 25, 2022 04:09 PM (uQAj3)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 25, 2022 04:04 PM (+ekwe)
Just one programmer slipping in a malicious virus.
Twatter would go down.
Win - Win
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 25, 2022 04:09 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2022 04:09 PM (9J2GB)
Posted by: mikethemoose at April 25, 2022 04:09 PM (cjSpD)
I was a meeting in Germany a few years ago and at night we had drinks in a bar next to our hotel. We ended up sitting next to a group of 8 or 9 Finnish firefighters/emergency divers.
I don't one of them so much as smiled in 2 hours. Kept my head on a swivel the whole time.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2022 04:10 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 25, 2022 04:10 PM (khAeP)
Posted by: Ace of Spades Style Guide at April 25, 2022 04:10 PM (bW8dp)
They are so terrified of him it's hilarious.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2022 04:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Two hundred fifty years ago, I'll bet an ancestor of Durbin's demanded that the Redcoats burn Ben Franklin's print shop.
Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2022 04:11 PM (AMIL/)
Hence, all the howling and horrible shouts of "but the democracy!!!"
And I don't really see a crazy amount of Elon love here, just people happy he's taken an offensive stance against the Left.
Me either. I like some of what he does but he's not our bud.
Anyway Earth belongs to Satan. *We* belong to God.
Nah, God owns everything. Satan had freer rein for a while but Jesus kicked him to the curb on the cross.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2022 04:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2022 04:11 PM (v0R5T)
@bennyjohnson
If Musk takes over Twitter and brings Trump back, I will be leaving this country. I got my passport last week when I heard he might buy Twitter. Instead I’ll be moving to Alaska! So long America.
Funny, I always thought Alaska was in America.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 25, 2022 04:08 PM (5kI0z)
It's a joke son. Get it?
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at April 25, 2022 04:12 PM (zVA12)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2022 04:12 PM (9J2GB)
I don't one of them so much as smiled in 2 hours. Kept my head on a swivel the whole time.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2022 04:10 PM (ZLI7S)
Usually carry a puukko. And quick to use them.
Posted by: mrp at April 25, 2022 04:13 PM (6eRlp)
Eh, the rep is part of the point. If you have the reputation as a hard case asshole who will fire the first guy who steps out of line (and the second, third, fortieth) it is amazing how many fewer give you a problem. They'll usually either quit if they screw up or start looking for another job.
It actually makes your job a hell of a lot easier.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2022 03:08 PM (dNqv+)
It's an unofficial principle of military leadership for a commander to be an unmitigated prick when he takes over a new command. A few months later, he can ease up into his normal command mode.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2022 04:13 PM (n+4am)
Reinstated and tweeted it again. Banned permanently.
Lots worse on Twitter.
This is personal.
$800 is the cherry.
Posted by: Golfman at April 25, 2022 04:14 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2022 04:13 PM (n+4am)
I've always hated change in commands for that very reason.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at April 25, 2022 04:16 PM (Hh3y4)
Uhoh. Details about the DC shooter out in press conference. He had more than - get this - 800 - 800! - unfired rounds of ammunition. This is apparently, umm, in itself a bad thing.
Umm. Yeah. Shifty eyes....
Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2022 04:06 PM (9otr5)
*looks at two bricks of .22lr on my office shelf that will fit in a Batman lunchbox*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2022 04:19 PM (n+4am)
Umm. Yeah. Shifty eyes....
Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2022 04:06 PM
I call that just enough for a few hours at the range.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2022 04:23 PM (GwxCX)
How do they even know? They have banned more than Stalin killed.
Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2022 04:23 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 25, 2022 04:24 PM (vN+oL)
Umm. Yeah. Shifty eyes....
Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2022 04:06 PM (9otr5)
or as Gub Thread Morons call it, a good day at the range.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2022 04:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Killface at April 25, 2022 04:25 PM (+BJcH)
Posted by: SMOD at April 25, 2022 04:27 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at April 25, 2022 04:27 PM (RHGPo)
Around HERE he is. Millions out there think he's just great.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2022 04:37 PM (mR6Gs)
I have a suggestion for the censorship screamers: #LearnToCope
Posted by: theATL at April 25, 2022 04:39 PM (bPOP1)
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Posted by: Monty James at April 25, 2022 04:47 PM (Zqz9o)
I'm guessing buy the end of the week there is going to be a call for an "congressional investigation" on the naughty thing that Elon Musk did.
Posted by: YIKES! at April 25, 2022 05:11 PM (t6XCL)
Maybe Elon Musk should use his Twitter winnings to buy Disney and fire all the fucking pedophiles working there.
Seems like he could unlock some value the kiddie dick suckers have thus far overlooked.
Posted by: JamesCarville at April 25, 2022 06:28 PM (gHboz)
Ooooooo, I like it. "Nose Ring, Purple Hairs". Could be a neologism, NRPH, pronounced NERF. You're a genius Ace. Yes, you can steal that and claim it as your own.
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