Cats Eye Cafe

happybirthdaygoat.jpg
A birthday goat from Goat of the Day,
named Chamomile, from Marsh Valley Soap.
Teacakes the goat also had a birthday party.

Don't worry. They make the soap from goat milk, not goat fat. I checked.

bounce bounce bounce bounce

Redneck cat.

If you want a friend, buy a dog.

First time with the new paws?

Puppy finds everything intriguing.

This puppy finds one thing intriguing, but only for one second, then is intrigued by something else entirely.

Just because I am fuzzy does not make me your nest.


"No, how about we roll down the hill and f*** them all?"


This is me and blaster.

Go Pro Camera (or the like) hooked under a cat's chin:


This dog breed is the "David French Poodle."

Posted by: Ace at 07:29 PM




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1 Just what a goat needs. A pointy helmet.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 07:29 PM (R5nS2)

2 wilowed: I haven't watched Gutfield since the Red Eye days, never watched the five haven't watched his new show. Nothing against them I just don't watch tv anymore. Is his new show anything like Red Eye? Because I really liked that, the format, the comedians, PAB, Carrie Keagan, the leg chair.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 07:31 PM (QzpS1)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at April 21, 2022 07:31 PM (Zz0t1)

4 CAT, I laughed way too hard at that.

Posted by: Catherine at April 21, 2022 07:31 PM (ZSsrh)

5 Nood goats
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 07:30 PM (R5nS2)



Seriously. You want horny muslhams? Cuz this is how you get horny muslhams.

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at April 21, 2022 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Willowed but (maybe) worth repeating?:

Veep Throat simply moved the revolving door from bedroom to office.

Might as well, she already got as far as was possible with the kneepad act. All she must do now, is merely *outlive* the paste-eater.

Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2022 07:32 PM (dpnJh)

7 Outliving the paste-eater has proven to be much more difficult than I thought it would be.

Posted by: Catherine at April 21, 2022 07:33 PM (ZSsrh)

8 Goat milk. $8 a quart.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:33 PM (gbPXD)

9 That goat seems genuinely happy with its birthday hat.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at April 21, 2022 07:33 PM (tf4XU)

10 Breaking: Greg Gutfield has been arrested for assault and battery on Chris Wallace's ego.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:33 PM (4fSQf)

11 Speaking of vicious parking lot attacks . . . .

https://youtu.be/1UYcS1XgZ0Q

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 07:34 PM (FVME7)

12 Kids need pets

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 07:35 PM (2JoB8)

13 Oh... Marsh valley soap.

And I was all ready to start some Rolling Stones puns.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 21, 2022 07:35 PM (wAnMi)

14 Goats define "ramming speed"

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:35 PM (gbPXD)

15 Nood goats
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Woohoo!!

Posted by: a serbian at April 21, 2022 07:35 PM (UHVv4)

16 Who gets rid of a Puggle!??!? That sweet guy looks like my Eddie.

Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at April 21, 2022 07:35 PM (5y7pR)

17 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 07:35 PM (arJlL)

18 Damnit.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:36 PM (Zz0t1)

19 You and Blaster are adorable, Ace, and I'm glad you have made up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2022 07:36 PM (fF2aM)

20 Little Babette was like that dog when we took her home from the rescue. She sat right on my lap the whole way home, sitting up and looking out the window for people she could brag to.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 21, 2022 07:36 PM (LrYuZ)

21 A public school district in Massachusetts is facing a lawsuit over its efforts to encourage children to "experiment with alternate gender identities" at school and hide that information from their parents.

The middle school counselor and librarian groomed a family's daughter and son into opposite genders. Then fired the girl's teacher for informing the parents eventually for "violating the rights of the child". The thing that tripped it off was the girl confessed to the teacher that she might have an attraction to girls. The predator counselor and librarian went to work on her and her brother and made them both think they were transgender.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 07:37 PM (R5nS2)

22 So Aussie doggeh or British??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 07:37 PM (UHVv4)

23 That bounce, bounce, bounce link involves Kate Upton I hope

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 07:37 PM (eGTCV)

24 You and Blaster are adorable, Ace, and I'm glad you have made up.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2022 07:36 PM (fF2aM)



A good spooning will do that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:37 PM (Zz0t1)

25
Puppy's attention span >>>> CNN+ lifespan

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2022 07:37 PM (/U27+)

26 >>This is me and blaster.

This is gonna hit garret hard.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2022 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)

27 They make the soap from goat milk


That's good stuff. Very gentle.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 07:37 PM (H4qIP)

28 JT!!! Hi

Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:37 PM (Vr12I)

29 Bless their little walnut sized brains...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 21, 2022 07:38 PM (jTmQV)

30 Make up sex is the best sex.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:38 PM (4fSQf)

31 I don't like the attitude on that goat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:38 PM (9Ow+m)

32 My Mini Aussie does the head tilt thing every time you talk to him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:38 PM (Zz0t1)

33 "A birthday goat from goat of the day"

Holy shit. It's Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2022 07:39 PM (L9/32)

34 A public school district in Massachusetts is facing a lawsuit over its efforts to encourage children to "experiment with alternate gender identities" at school and hide that information from their parents.

The middle school counselor and librarian groomed a family's daughter and son into opposite genders. Then fired the girl's teacher for informing the parents eventually for "violating the rights of the child". The thing that tripped it off was the girl confessed to the teacher that she might have an attraction to girls. The predator counselor and librarian went to work on her and her brother and made them both think they were transgender.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Needs to be a public shooting.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 07:39 PM (H4qIP)

35 You know who would make a lot of soap?

Meghan McCain

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:39 PM (9Ow+m)

36 That bounce, bounce, bounce link involves Kate Upton I hope
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 07:37 PM (eGTCV)



Alas, no. Just a dog in tall grass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:39 PM (Zz0t1)

37 You know who would make a lot of soap?

Meghan McCain
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:39 PM (9Ow+m)



They put whale blubber in soap?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:39 PM (Zz0t1)

38 Good videos, last one is special

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 07:40 PM (2JoB8)

39 Taylor Lorenz unworthy of meming.

Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:40 PM (Vr12I)

40 Make up sex is the best sex.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:38 PM (4fSQf)

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That's the only kind of sex Tater Stelter gets. Made up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:40 PM (9Ow+m)

41 Sometimes I think Ace is just a big softie.

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2022 07:40 PM (v0R5T)

42 >>This is me and blaster.

This is gonna hit garret hard.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2022 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)

He was asking for it. Did you see the way he was dressed?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 07:40 PM (SH2Zi)

43
The middle school counselor and librarian groomed a family's daughter and son into opposite genders. Then fired the girl's teacher for informing the parents eventually for "violating the rights of the child". The thing that tripped it off was the girl confessed to the teacher that she might have an attraction to girls. The predator counselor and librarian went to work on her and her brother and made them both think they were transgender.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



That counselor would not be able to walk anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:41 PM (Zz0t1)

44 Sometimes I think Ace is just a big softie.
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2022 07:40 PM (v0R5T)

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I've heard his interns just adore him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:41 PM (9Ow+m)

45 So, Meghan is lipid rich?

Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:41 PM (Vr12I)

46 40 Make up sex is the best sex.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:38 PM (4fSQf)

That's the only kind of sex Tater Stelter gets. Made up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:40 PM (9Ow+m)

But I heard he was a Sex Machine?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:41 PM (4fSQf)

47 Taters hand must get pretty raw.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:42 PM (4fSQf)

48 Sometimes I think Ace is just a big softie.
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2022 07:40 PM (v0R5T)



No, but he cuts em in public for giggles.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:42 PM (Zz0t1)

49 Don't have to worry about meggiemac being transfat yet

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:43 PM (gbPXD)

50 But I heard he was a Sex Machine?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:41 PM (4fSQf)

Potatoes need love, too, hater.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 07:43 PM (SH2Zi)

51 All of my kids wipe their own butts!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 07:43 PM (R5nS2)

52 Hiya kraken !

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 07:43 PM (arJlL)

53 So, Meghan is lipid rich?

Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:41 PM (Vr12I)

She is worth her weight in BTUs.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 07:43 PM (SH2Zi)

54 37 You know who would make a lot of soap?

Meghan McCain
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:39 PM (9Ow+m)


They put whale blubber in soap?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:39 PM (Zz0t1)

Well, she'd make a hell of a batch of lamp oil.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 21, 2022 07:43 PM (lNHqD)

55 All of my kids wipe their own butts!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 07:43 PM (R5nS2)



With bunnies!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:44 PM (Zz0t1)

56 Make up sex is the best sex.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:38 PM (4fSQf)




why would you lie about having sex

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 07:44 PM (K3ZCc)

57 This is me and blaster.

Well, we always kind of knew who Master was.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 21, 2022 07:44 PM (wAnMi)

58
She is worth her weight in BTUs.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 07:43 PM (SH2Zi)



She heats her home every winter after lipo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:44 PM (Zz0t1)

59 All of my kids wipe their own butts!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 07:43 PM (R5nS2)

Reminds me of this.

https://tinyurl.com/y59n3mpr

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 07:44 PM (SH2Zi)

60 I'd flense her.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:45 PM (9Ow+m)

61 inerestingly, the dog in the

if you want a frind get a dog vid

it's a pitbull

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 07:45 PM (K3ZCc)

62 @samstein
What was the butterfly flapping its wings moment behind the Don’t Say Gay bill in Florida? Obviously, someone/something sparked this ripple which turned into a wave which turned into a tsunami that now is hitting Disney. But what/who was it?
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This speaks to the amount of political capital the Party has invested in large corporations, particularly in the media.

One of the biggest States in the country just told the Party "Fuck you, and your pedo shit."

The Party couldn't care less about the State of Florida leaving the plantation, but damned if they aren't all wrapped around the axle when a few drops of stray piss wind up in Disney's corn flakes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 07:45 PM (UGDPW)

63 Reminds me of this.

https://tinyurl.com/y59n3mpr
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 07:44 PM (SH2Zi)



I love those.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)

64 I Find it weird when people refer to themselves as Pet Parents.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 21, 2022 07:46 PM (dKiJG)

65
Cop killer Carl Buntion is set to be executed in Huntsville, TX. From his unsuccessful appeal:

His victim, James Irby, was a motorcycle police officer who made a traffic stop of a vehicle in which appellant was a passenger. While Irby and the vehicle's driver were standing and talking next to the vehicle, appellant exited the vehicle carrying a loaded gun. Appellant shot Irby once in the head, causing him to fall to the pavement. While Irby was lying on the ground, appellant shot him twice in the back.

Appellant fled the scene on foot and committed several violent offenses during his efforts to evade capture. Appellant attempted to steal a car that was waiting at a stop sign by standing in front of the vehicle and pointing a gun at the driver. As the driver began to back the car away, appellant fired a shot into the windshield. The bullet shattered the windshield, sending broken glass into the driver's eyes, and struck the passenger in the arm. When a peace officer who had come upon the scene commanded appellant to halt, appellant shot at the officer and ran down the street.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2022 07:46 PM (/U27+)

66 Insight from Brian Stelter.

Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Disney, a longtime engine of Florida's economy, now finds itself in a disorienting position: Enemy of Florida's governor Ron DeSantis.

And let's be clear about the root cause of the conflict: GOP backlash to LGBTQ equality.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 07:47 PM (FVME7)

67 If you liked the cat cam video, Friskies did one years back using cat blogger's cats. Its pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0PduP7PXx0

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:47 PM (eoQWY)

68 I did not know ace and blaster were that intimate ....

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2022 07:47 PM (V13WU)

69 Ol Carl finally wore out 40 something years of appeals.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:48 PM (gbPXD)

70 And let's be clear about the root cause of the conflict: GOP backlash to LGBTQ equality.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 07:47 PM (FVME7)

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No bias there, nope.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:48 PM (9Ow+m)

71 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Disney, a longtime engine of Florida's economy, now finds itself in a disorienting position: Enemy of Florida's governor Ron DeSantis.

And let's be clear about the root cause of the conflict: GOP backlash to LGBTQ equality.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 07:47 PM (FVME7)



Die in a fire and smolder your fat ass for a month.

Disney paid no taxes, asshole. The only money made by Florida was IF the people left the plantation and spent money elsewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:48 PM (Zz0t1)

72 I Find it weird when people refer to themselves as Pet Parents.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 21, 2022 07:46 PM (dKiJG)

Sometimes Lady YD will call me a "cat dad," even though I'm a real dad. I just reply "what's that supposed to mean? I don't have a barbed cock."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 07:48 PM (UGDPW)

73 I find it weird that grown men and women are fighting tooth and nail to have the right to talk to your five year old about butt sex.

Demons. All of them.

Of course, they all say 'kids' in their tweets calling Florida the worst Hitler ever. As if 'kids' were 17 years old.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:49 PM (4fSQf)

74 Insight from Brian Stelter.

Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Disney, a longtime engine of Florida's economy, now finds itself in a disorienting position: Enemy of Florida's governor Ron DeSantis.

It's funny how that works when you attack an actual person - they learn from it and take steps to end the threat.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:49 PM (eoQWY)

75 She is worth her weight in BTUs.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 07:43 PM (SH2Zi)
She heats her home every winter after lipo.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:44 PM (Zz0t1)


And she's perfectly sustainable as an energy source.

All you add is donuts.

Lots and lots of donuts.

Lots.

Posted by: naturalfake -Thought Lemming at April 21, 2022 07:49 PM (5NkmN)

76 in fairness, the pet parents thing is different, however, it not more surprising that somebody would use the phrase pet parent than it is that some parents admit siring the kids they have

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 07:49 PM (K3ZCc)

77 Wow. Tornado just went south of us. Whole lotta wind kicked up with the inflow. Sun shining bright though.

Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:49 PM (Vr12I)

78 And let's be clear about the root cause of the conflict: GOP backlash to LGBTQ equality.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 07:47 PM (FVME7)

LGBTQ are already equally entitled to not groom children - same as everyone.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 07:50 PM (SH2Zi)

79 Being able to talk to your toddler about lopping off their penis = equality.


Sure thing, spud.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:50 PM (4fSQf)

80 Ok tater

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 07:51 PM (UGDPW)

81 I Find it weird when people refer to themselves as Pet Parents.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 21, 2022 07:46 PM (dKiJG)
........

They're more like Pet Slaves, walking around picking up their poo.

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2022 07:51 PM (v0R5T)

82 >>> And let's be clear about the root cause of the conflict: GOP backlash to LGBTQ equality.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 07:47 PM (FVME7)


The backlash was to pro-grooming and child exploitation efforts. So the left's propaganda formula must rely on: LGBTQ equality = pro-grooming and child exploitation.

ok

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 07:51 PM (QzpS1)

83 Imagine all the four year-olds who will be attacking defenseless gays now all because DeSantis told them to.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:51 PM (9Ow+m)

84 Fuck Disney and their agenda. Their agenda is an adult with a stiffy wanting to put it in a helpless 4 year old child.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:52 PM (gbPXD)

85 GoPro cat's meow: I can't breathe!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 21, 2022 07:52 PM (JQ81d)

86 Love all the shots at Chris Wallace.

Never gets old.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (slRS9)

87 Demons. All of them.

And they desperately want your kids.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (Xrfse)

88 cat blogger's cats


is this the new way to say meals n wheels diner?

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (K3ZCc)

89 bounce bounce bounce bounce

Scaring up lunch


Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (QrvWz)

90 Has anyone gotten their taste and smell after covid? Its been 6 months since covid and my taste and smell are either totally gone or I smell gasoline and everything tastes like moldy dirt or metal. The only thing I can taste us alcohol but tequila for breakfast is not good for continuing health.

Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (JVPVV)

91 Sometimes Lady YD will call me a "cat dad," even though I'm a real dad. I just reply "what's that supposed to mean? I don't have a barbed cock."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 07:48 PM (UGDPW)

If its a metaphor, that's fine. If you take it literally that's a bit much. Cats don't even think of their actual parents as parents after kittenhood and the month's prior. Just part of the neighborhood of cats.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (eoQWY)

92 None of this is doing any favors for the queers. By the time this is all said and done, their own political lobby will succeed in making "gay" synonymous with "child molester."

Good job, guys.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (UGDPW)

93 OK, stalking human prey, they guy does not have on matching socks... and videos himself?

/shakes head...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (oHd/0)

94 The only thing I can taste us alcohol but tequila for breakfast is not good for continuing health.
Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (JVPVV)



Wait.......what?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (Zz0t1)

95 I thought the redneck cat link would have been something with a cat pawing a beer over to another cat.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 07:54 PM (nZ3UH)

96 Let's be clear; Brian Stelter is a potato.

I'm still amazed this guy has an audience of any size. He's creepy. Visibly creepy. Like don't go into his basement creepy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 21, 2022 07:54 PM (sAmhv)

97 what is interesting about the desantis vs disney ass raping is the speed with which desantis did it.

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 07:54 PM (K3ZCc)

98 They're more like Pet Slaves, walking around picking up their poo.
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2022 07:51 PM (v0R5T)

At least I don't have to walk a mile first, lol.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:54 PM (eoQWY)

99 Disney and their agenda. Their agenda is an adult with a stiffy wanting to put it in a helpless 4 year old child.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:52 PM (gbPXD)

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Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind Mickey.

Enjoy your 12 months of waiting for county approval to add another frozen banana joint to Main Street.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:54 PM (9Ow+m)

100 That GoPro cat video; I think the cat was trying to figure out how to remove that camera.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 21, 2022 07:54 PM (sAmhv)

101 Sorry to hear that Megthered. Mine came back within a week both times. Feel for you.

Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:54 PM (Vr12I)

102 I'll bet twenty bucks Brian was kicked off the petting farm for animal abuse.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:55 PM (4fSQf)

103 >>> Has anyone gotten their taste and smell after covid? Its been 6 months since covid and my taste and smell are either totally gone or I smell gasoline and everything tastes like moldy dirt or metal. The only thing I can taste us alcohol but tequila for breakfast is not good for continuing health.
Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (JVPVV)

There is a girl at my work that said she still has some issues. But I had it was just a typical cold. No weird smell/taste stuff.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 07:55 PM (QzpS1)

104 And Stelter wonders why most people hate him with a passion.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:55 PM (Zz0t1)

105 88 cat blogger's cats


is this the new way to say meals n wheels diner?
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (K3ZCc)

Word!

Posted by: Alf.. at April 21, 2022 07:55 PM (oHd/0)

106 Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (eoQWY)

I don't know about a parent but I'm definitely the leader of my pride.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 07:56 PM (nZ3UH)

107 Stelter.

In case you missed it earlier.

https://youtu.be/4Qqendp1kLE

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:56 PM (Zz0t1)

108 If Disney doesn't reverse course, the state now has quite an array of inspectors and Marshall's that can shut the park down.

Surprise health inspection. Gonna be here a while guys.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:56 PM (4fSQf)

109 None of this is doing any favors for the queers.

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My naive tolerance ran out years ago. I'm fed up with GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY and will now reflexively oppose anything they want.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:56 PM (9Ow+m)

110 I'm still amazed this guy has an audience of any size. He's creepy. Visibly creepy. Like don't go into his basement creepy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 21, 2022 07:54 PM (sAmhv)

David French, too. I bet every kid in his neighborhood gets "The Talk," about how you don't knock on Mr. French's door, and it doesn't matter if he has full-size candy bars on Halloween.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 07:56 PM (UGDPW)

111 OT but I just had an epiphany, I'm not smart enough to understand David French. So I'm not going try.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 07:57 PM (eGTCV)

112 That GoPro cat video; I think the cat was trying to figure out how to remove that camera.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 21, 2022 07:54 PM (sAmhv)

Might be. I did get a little collar and tie that was cat sized and was surprised how they tolerated it well until I took it off.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:57 PM (eoQWY)

113 You know who would make a lot of soap?

Meghan McCain
Posted by: Cicero


TrigglyPuff is the National Strategic Reserve.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 07:57 PM (H4qIP)

114 OT but I just had an epiphany, I'm not smart enough to understand David French. So I'm not going try.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 07:57 PM (eGTCV)

I think Ace understands him fine. Just ignore the actual words French says, they mean nothing.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:58 PM (eoQWY)

115 Megthered my wife had Covid hard for a week, didn't know she had taste loss until couple weeks after she said she could taste again.
There were OTC remedies not sure it helps.

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 07:58 PM (2JoB8)

116 Megthered,

Are you taking zinc? I read that the lack of smell and taste is also a sign of zinc deficiency.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 07:58 PM (5HBd1)

117 OT but I just had an epiphany, I'm not smart enough to understand David French. So I'm not going try.
Posted by: N.L. Urker


You're pretty damn smart if you know what an epiphany is.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 07:59 PM (H4qIP)

118 I have eaten enough zinc to line 10 washtubs.

Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:59 PM (Vr12I)

119 Dice at 92 is bang on - the Q part of the alphabet soup loves this shit because they are certifiable - the middle of the road type knows this only cuts against whatever gains they have made.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 21, 2022 08:00 PM (QZ/dC)

120 You're pretty damn smart if you know what an epiphany is.

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The worst of the Seleucids by far.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 08:00 PM (9Ow+m)

121 90 Has anyone gotten their taste and smell after covid? Its been 6 months since covid and my taste and smell are either totally gone or I smell gasoline and everything tastes like moldy dirt or metal.
Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (JVPVV)

I haven't had COVID (not vaccinated for it, either). I could probably use that symptom for six months to get back into my small pants, though.

*Currently wearing the fat pants, which I think all women have.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2022 08:00 PM (OX9vb)

122 If Disney doesn't reverse course, the state now has quite an array of inspectors and Marshall's that can shut the park down.

Surprise health inspection. Gonna be here a while guys.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Those nightly fireworks shows? Yeah. No.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 08:00 PM (H4qIP)

123 I had to have it but wasn't any different than my seasonal cold, nothing else happened.

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 08:00 PM (2JoB8)

124 Epiphany. That's a stripper name, right?

Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 08:00 PM (Vr12I)

125 You're pretty damn smart if you know what an epiphany is.

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The worst of the Seleucids by far.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 08:00 PM (9Ow+m)

It usually takes 12 days to get one.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 08:00 PM (eoQWY)

126 Mark Dice has a funny video called I Adopted An African Transgender baby that posted in the last few days.

Good stuff.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 08:01 PM (8moh1)

127 My naive tolerance ran out years ago. I'm fed up with GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY and will now reflexively oppose anything they want.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:56 PM (9Ow+m)

Yeah, I'm over it. But I just mean about the future... Even if this gay conversion agenda works beyond its proponents' wildest fantasies and they turn 10% of kids into dick-chopping fanatic homo jihadists, the other 90% will come to hate and fear gays because of their school days.

This is a terrible long-term strategy. Not used to seeing the Left miscalculate like this. They're normally way more savvy than this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 08:01 PM (UGDPW)

128 I can taste us alcohol but tequila for breakfast is not good for continuing health.
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But lime is good for you.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 08:01 PM (UHVv4)

129 >> I have eaten enough zinc to line 10 washtubs.


Piker.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 21, 2022 08:01 PM (8moh1)

130 My naive tolerance ran out years ago. I'm fed up with GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY and will now reflexively oppose anything they want.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:56 PM (9Ow+m)

I was willing to live and let live, but they weren't. So...yeah.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (II3Gr)

131 I have been taking 50mg of zinc per day. Should I increase it?

Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (JVPVV)

132 Dice at 92 is bang on - the Q part of the alphabet soup loves this shit because they are certifiable - the middle of the road type knows this only cuts against whatever gains they have made.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 21, 2022 08:00 PM (QZ/dC)

I think the sane gays are off on our side now, watching them force man-hating lesbians to have sex with men.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (eoQWY)

133 Vodka, it's what's for breakfast!

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (QZ/dC)

134
Piker.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 21, 2022 08:01 PM (8moh1)



She said ZINC, not cock, dummy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (Zz0t1)

135 I actually thought if K had the taste loss I would eat stuff I hated like Brussel sprouts

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (2JoB8)

136 Ace I just saw the video of you and me.

Perfect!

Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (9otr5)

137 131 I have been taking 50mg of zinc per day. Should I increase it?
Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (JVPVV)

Sounds about right.

Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (Vr12I)

138 there is not need to have the gov have punitive inspectins of disney, just have the same things that apply to everybody else apply to disney.

they have about 40 sq mi of real estate that was self governed. there was discussin of having business parks and master planned communities within their re.

it is going to be bunches of fun doing that if they have to go through permitting the same as everybody else.

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (K3ZCc)

139 Thanks for the Goat pics Ace! They are really neat animals!

Posted by: goatlover at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (oJtkd)

140 I actually thought if K had the taste loss I would eat stuff I hated like Brussel sprouts
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (2JoB

A lot of taste is smell. My sister doesn't have a sense of smell, oddly.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (eoQWY)

141 I have to wear gloves if I change halogen headlights, but not if I am replacing them with LEDs, correct?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (ybIRR)

142 No, that's the recommended dose. It is supposed to cause issues with your copper levels, if you take too much zinc.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (5HBd1)

143 Piker.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 21, 2022 08:01 PM (8moh1)

She said ZINC, not cock, dummy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (Zz0t1)

lol, Ben Roethlisberger, report.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (SH2Zi)

144 YD, it's the only demographic left for the Dems to pander to. I call it base expansion of questionable returns.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 08:04 PM (gbPXD)

145 >>She said ZINC, not cock, dummy.


The Zinc isn't IN the cock, stupidhead. It just travels trhough it..

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 21, 2022 08:04 PM (8moh1)

146 Zinc from the cold-eeze stuff (lozenges) actually makes my wife lose her sense of taste.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 21, 2022 08:04 PM (QZ/dC)

147 No, that's the recommended dose. It is supposed to cause issues with your copper levels, if you take too much zinc.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (5HBd1)

Take enough copper and zinc and you can light lightbulbs with your hand.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 08:05 PM (eoQWY)

148 142 No, that's the recommended dose. It is supposed to cause issues with your copper levels, if you take too much zinc.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (5HBd1)

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Don't take supplemental copper with your zinc or you could wind up with poles.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 08:05 PM (9Ow+m)

149 No, that's the recommended dose. It is supposed to cause issues with your copper levels, if you take too much zinc.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (5HBd1)



But, you'll conduct electricity like a MOFO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:06 PM (Zz0t1)

150 She said ZINC, not cock, dummy.





in fairness, harrris is not having issues, meg is

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 08:06 PM (K3ZCc)

151 The Zinc isn't IN the cock, stupidhead. It just travels trhough it..
Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 21, 2022 08:04 PM (8moh1)



In space.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:07 PM (Zz0t1)

152 YD, it's the only demographic left for the Dems to pander to. I call it base expansion of questionable returns.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 08:04 PM (gbPXD)

Leftists don't expand the base, they purge it into smaller and smaller bits.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 08:07 PM (eoQWY)

153 My husband keeps cooking things and then asking me if I can taste it. He did that with the alcohol too. Thats how we found i could taste all alcohol. I can tell sweet, salty, bitter and feel heat of salsa and hot peppers, but no flavor at all.

Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 08:07 PM (JVPVV)

154 "8 Goat milk. $8 a quart.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:33 PM (gbPXD) "

holy tar, I hope the Amish around here don't find out ... we pay 5 for a gallon fresh from the goats; have to bring our own jug, though.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (IZ9rT)

155 Have a great evening everyone, time to turn this off.

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (2JoB8)

156 My husband keeps cooking things and then asking me if I can taste it. He did that with the alcohol too. Thats how we found i could taste all alcohol. I can tell sweet, salty, bitter and feel heat of salsa and hot peppers, but no flavor at all.
Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 08:07 PM (JVPVV)



Sounds like a perfect time for some 'special' guacamole!

Posted by: BETO!!! at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (Zz0t1)

157 My naive tolerance ran out years ago. I'm fed up with GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY and will now reflexively oppose anything they want.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:56 PM (9Ow+m)
I was willing to live and let live, but they weren't. So...yeah.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (II3Gr)

Concur. I now will oppose sodomites wherever and whenever I can.

Fuck them all.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (R/m4+)

158 My husband keeps cooking things and then asking me if I can taste it. He did that with the alcohol too. Thats how we found i could taste all alcohol. I can tell sweet, salty, bitter and feel heat of salsa and hot peppers, but no flavor at all.


does this rag smell of chloroform

do these ruffies taste of gummy bears

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (K3ZCc)

159 153 My husband keeps cooking things and then asking me if I can taste it. He did that with the alcohol too. Thats how we found i could taste all alcohol. I can tell sweet, salty, bitter and feel heat of salsa and hot peppers, but no flavor at all.
Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 08:07 PM (JVPVV)

Maybe it's Lupus. ( Had to do it).

Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (Vr12I)

160 >>> Piker.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 21, 2022 08:01 PM (8moh1)

She said ZINC, not cock, dummy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (Zz0t1)


She was thinking vitamin "D"

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (kc6S6)

161 My husband keeps cooking things and then asking me if I can taste it. He did that with the alcohol too. Thats how we found i could taste all alcohol. I can tell sweet, salty, bitter and feel heat of salsa and hot peppers, but no flavor at all.
Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 08:07 PM (JVPVV)

Then maybe it is your smells that is broken. Taste is salt, sweet, bitter, sour.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (eoQWY)

162 Oldcat, granted.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 08:09 PM (gbPXD)

163 My husband keeps cooking things and then asking me if I can taste it. He did that with the alcohol too. Thats how we found i could taste all alcohol. I can tell sweet, salty, bitter and feel heat of salsa and hot peppers, but no flavor at all.
Posted by: M


does this taste of aspargus

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 08:09 PM (K3ZCc)

164 there is not need to have the gov have punitive inspectins of disney, just have the same things that apply to everybody else apply to disney.


THAT'S what government inspections are. Punitive. By the very definition.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 08:09 PM (H4qIP)

165 Maybe it's Lupus. ( Had to do it).
Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (Vr12I)


its never Lupus, but its always about 10 major surgeries until they find out.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 08:09 PM (eoQWY)

166

She was thinking vitamin "D"
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (kc6S6)



Ahem. That's LD to you.

Posted by: Willie Brown at April 21, 2022 08:09 PM (Zz0t1)

167 You're pretty damn smart if you know what an epiphany is.

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Give me a second, it'll come to me.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 08:09 PM (nZ3UH)

168 THAT'S what government inspections are. Punitive. By the very definition.
Posted by: r


there is regular and then there is punitive, they are all bad

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 08:10 PM (K3ZCc)

169 Plaster Caster groupie Cynthia Albritton is mort.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2022 08:10 PM (xPl2J)

170 And I'm seeing it happen. I have to lecture my 11yo to treat gays on an individual basis, and that they're not all evil and creepy like the school gays. She's learned to despise them from her school.

This is not going to produce their intended result.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 08:11 PM (UGDPW)

171 Kraken we know it's never lupus.

Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 08:11 PM (JVPVV)

172 why would you lie about having sex

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 07:44 PM (K3ZCc)


You misunderstand. He likes makeup

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2022 08:11 PM (xhaym)

173 Tater the root vegetable talking about root causes.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 21, 2022 08:12 PM (mNhhD)

174 Plaster Caster groupie Cynthia Albritton is mort.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2022 08:10 PM (xPl2J)



Dicked the final time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)

175 "Plaster Caster groupie Cynthia Albritton is mort."

* Insert stiff joke here *

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2022 08:13 PM (vrz2I)

176 Rescue dog got my eyes stinging.

Posted by: Javems at April 21, 2022 08:13 PM (AmoqO)

177 Megthered,

I lost my taste and smell for 5 years after a vicious bout of flu. It's all come back mostly.

Posted by: chris+opher at April 21, 2022 08:13 PM (fEmBo)

178 Ditto Insom. I always said, I don't care what you do in your bedroom. I just don't want to hear about it.

But no, they just couldn't let it be. I'm in a throat punching mood at this point.

Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 08:13 PM (AhBAQ)

179 Most of what I find on loss of smell/taste after Wuflu talks about inflammation being the cause. They recommend smell training, where you start to retrain your sense of smell. There's a possibility that vitamin A can help.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:13 PM (5HBd1)

180 I Find it weird when people refer to themselves as Pet Parents.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 21, 2022 07:46 PM (dKiJG)


I know, right? And Fur Babies.

But just refer to yourself as a child owner, or that your kids are your skin pets, and everyone starts getting weird when you are around.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2022 08:14 PM (xhaym)

181 >>Plaster Caster groupie Cynthia Albritton is mort.


California woman cures Dick Mold problem with this one weird trick!

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 08:14 PM (8moh1)

182 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Disney, a longtime engine of Florida's economy, now finds itself in a disorienting position: Enemy of Florida's governor Ron DeSantis.

It's funny how that works when you attack an actual person - they learn from it and take steps to end the threat.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:49 PM (eoQWY)



And this is why you're just a straight up shit human being.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:14 PM (Zz0t1)

183 "Plaster Caster groupie Cynthia Albritton is mort."

* Insert stiff joke here *

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2022 08:13 PM (vrz2I)

What a weird hobby.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 08:14 PM (SH2Zi)

184 Infidel, right there with ya, hon.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 08:15 PM (gbPXD)

185 72 Sometimes Lady YD will call me a "cat dad," even though I'm a real dad. I just reply "what's that supposed to mean? I don't have a barbed cock."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 07:48 PM (UGDPW)


Sadly, there's almost certainly at least one licensed surgeon in the former US who would take your money to give you one.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 21, 2022 08:15 PM (DTX3h)

186 Concur. I now will oppose sodomites wherever and whenever I can.

Fuck them all.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (R/m4+)

That's just what they want you to think!

Posted by: Javems at April 21, 2022 08:15 PM (AmoqO)

187 Concur. I now will oppose sodomites wherever and whenever I can.

Fuck them all.

Posted by: H


that is not going to go the way you think it is going to go

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 08:16 PM (K3ZCc)

188 Smell training is done like this:

https://tinyurl.com/tx25xvth

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:16 PM (5HBd1)

189 Infidel, right there with ya, hon.
Posted by: {{{Ben Had}}}

Hope you are well.

Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 08:17 PM (AhBAQ)

190 From one of those animal links was this beauty:

Ricky Davila
It’s not hyperbole to say that Beto O’Rourke must defeat Greg Abbott not just for the future of Texas, but for the entire United States.

What he really meant was:
It’s not hyperbole to say that Beto O’Rourke must defeat Greg Abbott not just for the future of the Texas Democrats, but for the entire Democrat Party.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 08:17 PM (qfLjt)

191 >>Concur... sodomites...
wherever and whenever I can.
Fuck them all.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (R/m4+)


You'll certainly be popular in San Francisco with that attitude.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 08:17 PM (8moh1)

192 Smell training is done like this:

https://tinyurl.com/tx25xvth

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:16 PM (5HBd1)

If it starts with "pull my finger," I ain't falling for it.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 08:17 PM (SH2Zi)

193 Smell training is done like this:

https://tinyurl.com/tx25xvth
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:16 PM (5HBd1)



For THREE MONTHS!??!

Fuck China.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:17 PM (Zz0t1)

194 Goats are assholes.

Not quiet as bad as geese but very close.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2022 08:17 PM (IEa8U)

195 Goats are assholes.

Not quiet as bad as geese but very close.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2022 08:17 PM (IEa8U)

I a goat once bit my sister. True story.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 08:18 PM (SH2Zi)

196 It does seem to help some people. The receptors in the nose still work, but they don't recognize the smells.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:18 PM (5HBd1)

197 "141 I have to wear gloves if I change halogen headlights, but not if I am replacing them with LEDs, correct?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (ybIRR) "

that's right.
you need to observe total cleanliness with halogen lamps because residues can affect the quartz shell of the lamp at the high temperatures they run at ... LEDs don't have that problem.

full disclosure; I have only seen one definite halogen bulb failure due to finger-oils in over 40 years ... but I'm still careful !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 21, 2022 08:18 PM (IZ9rT)

198 Gay fellow I know says he and his "pals" have gone deep underground. They don't want anything to do with the current agenda that is being forced on society. These guys just want to be left alone, just like most conservatives.

Posted by: pawn at April 21, 2022 08:19 PM (Cfk8j)

199 Beto is going to get beat like the rented mule he is.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 21, 2022 08:19 PM (QZ/dC)

200 Sinus infection can take away you sense of taste. Work on relieving any congestion or nasal inflammation.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 08:20 PM (nZ3UH)

201 I have eaten enough zinc to line 10 washtubs.
Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:59 PM (Vr12I)


That should galvanize you to get better

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2022 08:20 PM (xhaym)

202 Plaster Caster groupie Cynthia Albritton is mort.

Thoughts and prayers. Wait...who?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 21, 2022 08:20 PM (Xrfse)

203 Ol Carl finally wore out 40 something years of appeals.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:48 PM (gbPXD)

30 cc's of 0.1N nitric acid ought to work just fine as a lethal injection.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 08:21 PM (Ya/Fu)

204 Gay fellow I know says he and his "pals" have gone deep underground. They don't want anything to do with the current agenda that is being forced on society. These guys just want to be left alone, just like most conservatives.
Posted by: pawn at April 21, 2022 08:19 PM (Cfk8j)



Then vote accordingly.

Democrats only breed division and hatred with their rhetoric, racism and bigotry.

Republicans just want to be left alone, drink a beer and have a good time. All while making some money for a nice retirement.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:21 PM (Zz0t1)

205 sock_rat, I have to fess up. I changed two halogen bulbs in a floor light and ruined both of them by not wearing gloves.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 08:21 PM (gbPXD)

206 I figure for the 'normal' gays watching what their brethren are doing in schools, it would be like me going down to the reservoir to do some fishing, and seeing like a hundred Hasids dumping barrels of poison in it.

"This is NOT a good look for us, fellas."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 08:21 PM (UGDPW)

207 Beto is going to get beat like the rented mule he is.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 21, 2022 08:19 PM (QZ/dC)



You wouldn't think so judging by the emails coming from the RNC.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:21 PM (Zz0t1)

208 This is a terrible long-term strategy. Not used to seeing the Left miscalculate like this. They're normally way more savvy than this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 08:01 PM (UGDPW)


I don't think it is calculation, I think it is powered by feelz and is outrunning its supply lines

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2022 08:23 PM (xhaym)

209 You could try that Xlear sinus wash. It works well. Has xylitol in it to reduce inflammation. It's what helped clear up my sinus infection.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:23 PM (5HBd1)

210 really ?

okay, that's three, then ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 21, 2022 08:24 PM (IZ9rT)

211
Plaster Caster groupie Cynthia Albritton is mort.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2022 08:10 PM


another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2022 08:24 PM (DUIap)

212 This is a terrible long-term strategy. Not used to seeing the Left miscalculate like this. They're normally way more savvy than this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 08:01 PM (UGDPW)



This is what happens when you judge the environment by what's on twatter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:24 PM (Zz0t1)

213 Goatwizard gotta wizard.

Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2022 08:24 PM (0OP+5)

214 Goats are assholes.

Goatse is asshole.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 08:24 PM (II3Gr)

215 Goats are assholes.

Goatse is asshole.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 08:24 PM (II3Gr)

Was.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 08:25 PM (SH2Zi)

216 its never Lupus, but its always about 10 major surgeries until they find out.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 08:09 PM


I always get the diagnosis right on the third try.

Posted by: Gregory House, M.D. at April 21, 2022 08:25 PM (a3Q+t)

217 Fewest Americans collecting homeless aid since 1970
I blame Biden

Posted by: Kurt at April 21, 2022 08:25 PM (hrb/K)

218 Chuck Todd to take up where Ms. Albritton left off.

Posted by: klaftern at April 21, 2022 08:25 PM (taPSh)

219
another grim milestone for the biden administration
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2022 08:24 PM (DUIap)



Speaking of.....

51-year-old Tex-Mex restaurant Herrera’s Cafe to close in Dallas

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:27 PM (Zz0t1)

220 Star Trek is on. It the one where the space kids killed their parents because their groomer told them to.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2022 08:28 PM (vrz2I)

221 There is no such thing as "homeless aid".

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:28 PM (5HBd1)

222 I have eaten enough zinc to line 10 washtubs.
Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:59 PM (Vr12I)

Vat did you zinc it was?

Posted by: Dr. Gruber at April 21, 2022 08:29 PM (AmoqO)

223 I have heard that most gays given up on collecting homeless AIDS. Kurt probably hasn't suffered from the inevitable prolapse yet.

Posted by: pawn at April 21, 2022 08:29 PM (Cfk8j)

224 You're pretty damn smart if you know what an epiphany is.

---------
Give me a second, it'll come to me.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 08:09 PM (nZ3UH)

It's latin for FUPA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 08:30 PM (Ya/Fu)

225 sigh

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 08:30 PM (K3ZCc)

226 Why isn't Biden aiding the homeless?

Posted by: Javems at April 21, 2022 08:30 PM (AmoqO)

227 There is no such thing as "homeless aid".
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward

Oh.

I thought it was a house.

Hiya Marlene !

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 08:31 PM (arJlL)

228 I figure for the 'normal' gays watching what their brethren are doing in schools, it would be like me going down to the reservoir to do some fishing, and seeing like a hundred Hasids dumping barrels of poison in it.

"This is NOT a good look for us, fellas."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

So *that's* where all the leftover Manischewitz goes after Passover....

Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2022 08:31 PM (KAi1n)

229 >>> Sinus infection can take away you sense of taste. Work on relieving any congestion or nasal inflammation.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 08:20 PM (nZ3UH)


I read that they think (making jerkoff motion in air with hand now) that covid caused damage to neurons that deliver pain smell and taste signals in some people based on genetic predisposition.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 08:31 PM (kc6S6)

230 "This is NOT a good look for us, fellas."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 08:21 PM (UGDPW)


I am a bad person because my first reaction was "wells, it should be wells"
Are we doing jokes about the black death and pogroms again, or is 800 years too soon?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2022 08:32 PM (xhaym)

231 47 Taters hand must get pretty raw.

No, it's padded by all the hairs in the palm.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 08:32 PM (qfLjt)

232
These guys just want to be left alone, just like most conservatives.
Posted by: pawn at April 21, 2022 08:19 PM (Cfk8j)

____________

I'd like to leave them alone too. But when a minority of them are screaming at me to affirm them and all the new perversions they espouse then they may get some pushback.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2022 08:32 PM (/U27+)

233 Sinus infection can take away you sense of taste. Work on relieving any congestion or nasal inflammation.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 08:20 PM (nZ3UH)


Navage. It's better than a neti pot!

Posted by: That Annoying Broad From That Nose Washing Commercial at April 21, 2022 08:33 PM (Zz0t1)

234 226 That's silly, homelessness only exists when there is a Republican in the White House.

Posted by: MSM at April 21, 2022 08:33 PM (eqyIS)

235 Why isn't Biden aiding the homeless?
Posted by: Javems at April 21, 2022 08:30 PM (AmoqO)



He shits his pants.

Posted by: That Annoying Broad From That Nose Washing Commercial at April 21, 2022 08:33 PM (Zz0t1)

236 Hail, hail, fire and snow...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 21, 2022 08:34 PM (vuisn)

237 Lol. Tucker tonight.

No one signed up to CNN+ to watch Mike Wallace's son.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:34 PM (ptqGC)

238 This is a terrible long-term strategy. Not used to seeing the Left miscalculate like this. They're normally way more savvy than this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

They have to destroy faith and family. You can't control people who have a firm foundation of either or both.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:34 PM (R5nS2)

239 53 So, Meghan is lipid rich?

Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:41 PM (Vr12I)

She is worth her weight in BTUs.
----
Metric! Metric!

She is worth her weight in JOULES.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 08:34 PM (qfLjt)

240 FJB is giving the homeless aids!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:35 PM (R5nS2)

241
She is worth her weight in JOULES.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 08:34 PM (qfLjt)



She burns in degrees Kelvin.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:35 PM (Zz0t1)

242 This was a good day for our side.

Losers of the day: Disney, CNN+

Winners of the day: Us, Birthday Goat

Posted by: Splunge at April 21, 2022 08:35 PM (71xoW)

243 Why isn't Biden aiding the homeless?
Posted by: Javems at April 21, 2022 08:30 PM (AmoqO)


He shits his pants.
Posted by: That Annoying Broad


Better than him shitting 💩 their pants!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 08:35 PM (H4qIP)

244 Hiya, JT! How are things out your way?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:36 PM (5HBd1)

245 Navage. It's better than a neti pot!
Posted by: That Annoying Broad

Now you can get it in eucalyptus for that spa like experience!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:36 PM (R5nS2)

246 Lol. Tucker tonight.

No one signed up to CNN+ to watch Mike Wallace's son.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:34 PM (ptqGC)



I love that they can now trash him openly.

I'm betting he gets whiney and threatens lawsuits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:36 PM (Zz0t1)

247 She burns in degrees Kelvin.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:35 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm sure she is 0k.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 21, 2022 08:36 PM (vuisn)

248 Xlear Max has cayenne in it. It stings a bit but is very effective.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:37 PM (5HBd1)

249 62 The Party couldn't care less about the State of Florida leaving the plantation, but damned if they aren't all wrapped around the axle when a few drops of stray piss wind up in Disney's corn flakes.

----
You have a fine turn of phrase there.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 08:37 PM (qfLjt)

250 Wallace left Fox, and Fox lurched further left.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:37 PM (R5nS2)

251 "Hail, hail, fire and snow...
Posted by: Dr. Varno "

You called?

Posted by: A Friendly Angel at April 21, 2022 08:39 PM (vrz2I)

252 224 You're pretty damn smart if you know what an epiphany is.

---------
Give me a second, it'll come to me.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 08:09 PM (nZ3UH)

It's latin for FUPA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 08:30 PM (Ya/Fu)

Epiphany? That's when someone is having an allergic reaction... and you take an Epi pen and stick em in the butt.

Posted by: Alf.. at April 21, 2022 08:39 PM (oHd/0)

253 Chris Wallace is a real weird looking guy. He looks a perverted scout leader.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 08:39 PM (eGTCV)

254 >>> Navage. It's better than a neti pot!
Posted by: That Annoying Broad

Now you can get it in eucalyptus for that spa like experience!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:36 PM (R5nS2)


Wow that thing is crazy. I don't even trust neti pots they gross me out. I just buy one of those saline spray cans you throw away.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 08:40 PM (kc6S6)

255 Demons. All of them.

And they desperately want your kids.

Posted by: Notorious BFD




Moloch is as old as time, and he never sleeps.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 08:40 PM (slRS9)

256 D'oh Boy never attended a Jimmy Buffet concert growing up, so he bought tickets and took his dad tonight to the show in the new Enmarket Arena here.

Great seats, right in front of the bar. Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

257 Chris Wallace is a real weird looking guy. He looks a perverted scout leader.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 08:39 PM (eGTCV)



Product of an anal pregnancy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:40 PM (Zz0t1)

258 If only the space orphans killed the space hippies.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 21, 2022 08:41 PM (vuisn)

259 >>> 204 Gay fellow I know says he and his "pals" have gone deep underground. They don't want anything to do with the current agenda that is being forced on society. These guys just want to be left alone, just like most conservatives.
Posted by: pawn at April 21, 2022 08:19 PM (Cfk8j)


Then vote accordingly.

Democrats only breed division and hatred with their rhetoric, racism and bigotry.

Republicans Americans just want to be left alone, drink a beer and have a good time. All while making some money for a nice retirement.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:21 PM (Zz0t1)

(because we're still trying to sort out the GOPe from our actual representatives...)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 08:41 PM (llON8)

260 237 Lol. Tucker tonight.

No one signed up to CNN+ to watch Mike Wallace's son.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:34 PM (ptqGC)

Quit watchin a few minutes ago... but no mention of the Piers Morgan / Trump bullshit?

Not surprised... but a bit disappointed.

Posted by: Alf.. at April 21, 2022 08:41 PM (oHd/0)

261
Scout Master Chris Wallace,
look at that image.

Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 08:41 PM (QrvWz)

262 Epiphany is the name of the woman character in Tim Powers' great novel, Drawing of the Dark. You should read it. Would it help if I said that the Dark in the title is Dark beer?

Posted by: Splunge at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (71xoW)

263
(because we're still trying to sort out the GOPe from our actual representatives...)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 08:41 PM (llON8



Your correction is noted, and correct.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (Zz0t1)

264 Metric! Metric!

She is worth her weight in JOULES.

Posted by: Ciampino


No metric on this here blog. We speak the language of Men On The Moon, not you Eurofags.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (slRS9)

265 We're losing our plaster casters at an alarming rate. Something must be done!!! *hic* Stay safe.

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (Xrfse)

266 Attorney Marvin Belli as "The Friendly Angel".

Did he help Roddenberry in some legal matter and take the role as part of his fee?

Posted by: Fox2! at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (HLnIL)

267 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (x8kT3)

268 "This is a terrible long-term strategy. Not used to seeing the Left miscalculate like this. They're normally way more savvy than this."

Welcome to post-modernism. It's no longer a matter of whether ideas actually work. By definition, the enemy is whoever's trying to warn you that something is a bad idea.

Posted by: cpurick at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (bwWDS)

269 Scout Master Chris Wallace,
look at that image.

Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 08:41 PM (QrvWz)

------------

My husband and son are assistant Scout masters. Not pervs, either.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

270 261
Scout Master Chris Wallace,
look at that image.

Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 08:41 PM (QrvWz)

I can see him wearing one of those Smokie the Bear hats and a whistle.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 08:43 PM (eGTCV)

271 ------------

My husband and son are assistant Scout masters. Not pervs, either.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (ptqGC)



The few, the proud.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:43 PM (Zz0t1)

272 I would pay for a streaming service that showed the lamentations of fired Stelter, and post-CNN+ Wallace.

Posted by: Splunge at April 21, 2022 08:44 PM (71xoW)

273 A ZOD sighting!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)

274 Cruel, Ace, too too cruel.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 21, 2022 08:44 PM (R0Tis)

275 I can't believe Ace has missed the wealth of Malcolm Nance snark the past couple of days.

MSDNC's own member of Meal Team Six has gone to Ukraine to "fight." Hilarity is ensuing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:44 PM (ptqGC)

276 262 Re Drawing of the Dark was a Sunday book thread recommendation. Very good.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 21, 2022 08:44 PM (HLnIL)

277 I saw Buffett in ‘96 in Austin. So the crowd was even more eccentric.

Good, not great, show. But the lawn seats were cheap and you can blaze away back there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2022 08:44 PM (KFSCm)

278 "My husband and son are assistant Scout masters"

As I have been, but must agree. He looks like that birdwatcher that used to hang out with Miss Jane.

Posted by: A Friendly Angel at April 21, 2022 08:45 PM (vrz2I)

279 The last one shows why I wanted my wife along when we picked up Sparky from the shelter.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 21, 2022 08:45 PM (R0Tis)

280 266 Attorney Marvin Belli as "The Friendly Angel".

Did he help Roddenberry in some legal matter and take the role as part of his fee?
Posted by: Fox2! at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (HLnIL)

Who would want to call him for anything after being in that episode?

It's more likely someone lost a bet.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 21, 2022 08:45 PM (vuisn)

281 Jane, Mr.D'oh and D'oh boy are what scouting is supposed to be. I'd trust either of them with my life.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 08:45 PM (gbPXD)

282 Aw shucks off Earthly Angel sock.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2022 08:46 PM (vrz2I)

283 Chris Wallace looks like the guy who narrates 40s/50s newsreels with that weird accent-less Everyman voice.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 08:46 PM (slRS9)

284 >>MSDNC's own member of Meal Team Six has gone to Ukraine to "fight." Hilarity is ensuing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:44 PM (ptqGC)

His capture will be predictable and mundane. His interrogation will be...other.

Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 08:46 PM (x8kT3)

285 I'd have a LOT more respect if Buffet would've told Kerry to fuck off and NOT sung to France.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:46 PM (Zz0t1)

286 I don't mean to reflect badly on the many fine scout masters here.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 08:47 PM (eGTCV)

287 The lead prosecutor in the Whitmer kidnapping sham retrial has quit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:47 PM (R5nS2)

288 Chris Wallace looks like the guy who narrates 40s/50s newsreels with that weird accent-less Everyman voice.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 08:46 PM (slRS9)



Oh, he's got an accent. It reeks for boy penis and goat urine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:47 PM (Zz0t1)

289 277 I saw Buffett in ‘96 in Austin. So the crowd was even more eccentric.

Good, not great, show. But the lawn seats were cheap and you can blaze away back there.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2022 08:44 PM (KFSCm)

Saw him a couple of times in the late 80's, at the Waikiki Shell... outdoor amphitheater. Only concerts where you are not only allowed, but encouraged, to bring in your ice chests full of drinkage..... and I was introduced to black and decker battery charged blenders.

Posted by: Alf.. at April 21, 2022 08:48 PM (oHd/0)

290 LOLOL

Malcolm Nance in Ukraine:

https://tinyurl.com/2rxecaeh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

291 Posted by: Alf.. at April 21, 2022 08:48 PM (oHd/0)

Get gone bad 90's sitcom sock!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 08:48 PM (oHd/0)

292 Cat Ass, surprise, surprise, surprise.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 08:48 PM (gbPXD)

293 (Pushes Chris Wallace's face into the zodpiece)

Incompetent even at that simple task. (Nods to gorilla captain)

"Dismember him. Or something."

Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 08:49 PM (x8kT3)

294
The lead prosecutor in the Whitmer kidnapping sham retrial has quit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:47 PM


Gretchen Whitmer is the Jussie Smollet of governors

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2022 08:49 PM (DUIap)

295 Americans just want to be left alone, drink a beer and have a good time. All while making some money for a nice retirement.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

This American just prefers to a pot pill to a beer, but yeah....

Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2022 08:49 PM (KAi1n)

296 287 The lead prosecutor in the Whitmer kidnapping sham retrial has quit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
-----------

Maybe a prosecutor who wants to prosecute criminals.

Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 08:50 PM (QrvWz)

297
This American just prefers to a pot pill to a beer, but yeah....
Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2022 08:49 PM (KAi1n)



To each their own. That shit and I don't get along, so, beer/booze it is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:50 PM (Zz0t1)

298 This is a terrible long-term strategy. Not used to seeing the Left miscalculate like this. They're normally way more savvy than this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 08:01 PM (UGDPW)

Evil is impatient

Posted by: 7man at April 21, 2022 08:50 PM (qwO6y)

299 95 I thought the redneck cat link would have been something with a cat pawing a beer over to another cat.

----
In South Africa riving with one arm out, gripping the roof was given the name 'gorilla grip'.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 08:50 PM (qfLjt)

300
Maybe a prosecutor who wants to prosecute criminals.

Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 08:50 PM (QrvWz)



Then the FBI guys should be on trial.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:50 PM (Zz0t1)

301 >>This American just prefers a pot pill to a beer, Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2022 08:49 PM (KAi1n)

Your hair. It is too long. Cut it now.

Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 08:51 PM (x8kT3)

302 The Mad Bomber has died. RIP

Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2022 08:51 PM (KAi1n)

303 280 266 Attorney Marvin Belli as "The Friendly Angel".

Did he help Roddenberry in some legal matter and take the role as part of his fee?
Posted by: Fox2! at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (HLnIL)

Who would want to call him for anything after being in that episode?

It's more likely someone lost a bet.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 21, 2022 08:45 PM (vuisn)

I wonder if that was about the time he had to sort out his marital situation, after "marrying" Number One in aBuddhist ceremony in Japan, while still married to number one in California.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 21, 2022 08:51 PM (HLnIL)

304 Long ago when I was a Scout, our troop was camping out. A bunch of us gathered around a camp fire and started telling dirty jokes. What we though were dirty as 12 year olds anyway, not being up on the correct terminology and all.

After a good while the Scout Master came out of the darkness and proceeded to dress us down for our sacrilege. I now have no doubt he went back and told his assistants every joke he could remember.

Posted by: Javems at April 21, 2022 08:52 PM (AmoqO)

305
Your hair. It is too long. Cut it now.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 08:51 PM (x8kT3)



Speaking of......I'm going to lose a bet and have to start growing a mullet next month......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:52 PM (Zz0t1)

306 From one of those animal links was this beauty:

Ricky Davila
It’s not hyperbole to say that Beto O’Rourke must defeat Greg Abbott not just for the future of Texas, but for the entire United States.

What he really meant was:
It’s not hyperbole to say that Beto O’Rourke must defeat Greg Abbott not just for the future of the Texas Democrats, but for the entire Democrat Party.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 08:17 PM (qfLjt)

No what he really meant to say is:
It's not hyperbole to say that Beto O'Rourke must use a doomed run against Greg Abbot to grift Democrat donors and big tech for millions of dollars one last time, some of which might stick to the fingers of a few elite Democrats.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 08:52 PM (eoQWY)

307 Chris Wallace getting beat to death with his own arm by a gorilla on bath salts.

You would break the inter webs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2022 08:52 PM (KFSCm)

308 Willie Nelson is the Grateful Dead of country.
Green Day is the Sha Na Na of punk.
Florida is the Gatlinburg of states.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 21, 2022 08:52 PM (vuisn)

309 296 287 The lead prosecutor in the Whitmer kidnapping sham retrial has quit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
-----------

Maybe a prosecutor who wants to prosecute criminals.

Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 08:50 PM (QrvWz)

That's just crazy talk...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 08:52 PM (oHd/0)

310 Rolling Seal is downright hypnotic to watch.

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at April 21, 2022 08:52 PM (qpX6U)

311 ZOD IMPERATOR, howzit?

Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 08:53 PM (slRS9)

312 Malcolm Nance is "done with talking." Omg.

https://tinyurl.com/3mxhss63

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

313 >>Speaking of......I'm going to lose a bet and have to start growing a mullet next month......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:52 PM (Zz0t1)

(Sighs, looks up from autograph line)

"Do you want me to say it? Fine. I'll say it. 'Kill yourself.' And for a mullet. Sheesh."

Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 08:53 PM (x8kT3)

314 Willie Nelson is the Grateful Dead of country.
Green Day is the Sha Na Na of punk.
Florida is the Gatlinburg of states.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 21, 2022 08:52 PM (vuisn)



Green Day hates America.

I think Sha Na Na was appreciative.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:54 PM (Zz0t1)

315 Ok.
I made my first ever politically motivated purchase today.

I got a watch from a Florida company, Egard. They made a very blunt statement about men competing in women's sports. They were adamantly opposed to anyone who was born male ever competing as a woman.

So. I bought one of their watches. It was not cheap. It is beautiful.

So. There's that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 08:54 PM (6ogcc)

316
The Mad Bomber has died. RIP

Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2022 08:51 PM


another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2022 08:54 PM (DUIap)

317 We know Roddenberry banged both Nurse Chapel and Uhura.

Did he bang anyone from Next Generation or was Patrick Stewart already in position?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 21, 2022 08:54 PM (vuisn)

318 312 Malcolm Nance is "done with talking." Omg.

https://tinyurl.com/3mxhss63
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

Faggot-ass poser.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 08:54 PM (II3Gr)

319 302 The Mad Bomber has died. RIP
Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2022 08:51 PM (KAi1n)

The guy from the Muppet Show?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 08:54 PM (oHd/0)

320 I have work with homos, and only really found out because of a passing comment "My husband and I went to..." Hard working, normal people.

I have worked with gays who are gay and did you know I am gay, and can you believe what politician did to oppress the gays and I care because I am gay in case I haven't told you I am gay. They tend to be worthless assholes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:55 PM (R5nS2)

321 I don't think they have actually filed for a retrial in the Whitmer case yet.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 21, 2022 08:55 PM (Y+l9t)

322
So what happened to that thing with Clarence Thomas's wife? Haven't heard a thing about it the last few weeks. Yet one more Dem-inspired pseudoscandal?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2022 08:55 PM (/U27+)

323 Malcolm Nance is "done with talking." Omg.

https://tinyurl.com/3mxhss63
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:53 PM (ptqGC)



He will guard the border of Poland HARD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:56 PM (Zz0t1)

324 Is the mad bomber the guy who dropped the urinal dookie?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:56 PM (R5nS2)

325
"Stretchin Gretchen" would have been a disqualifier not a short number of years ago, now butt sex is a Democrat badge of honor.

She's so desperate that she now is defending keeping the Palisides nuke plant open.

But mail-in drop off will keep her in office, conspiracy freaks.

Posted by: Auspex at April 21, 2022 08:56 PM (Xo3T0)

326 Gretchen Whitmer is the Jussie Smollet of governors
Posted by: AltonJackson at April

Omg. I love this place.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 08:56 PM (6ogcc)

327 117 OT but I just had an epiphany, I'm not smart enough to understand David French. So I'm not going try.
Posted by: N.L. Urker


You're pretty damn smart if you know what an epiphany is.
----
January 6th., same as in town.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 08:56 PM (qfLjt)

328 319 302 The Mad Bomber has died. RIP
Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2022 08:51 PM (KAi1n)

The guy from the Muppet Show?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 08:54 PM (oHd/0)

Nah, that was Crazy Harry

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 08:56 PM (II3Gr)

329 Yet one more Dem-inspired pseudoscandal?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

They couldn't get the "Thomas must resign" past critical mass.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:56 PM (R5nS2)

330 >>311 ZOD IMPERATOR, howzit? Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 08:53 PM (slRS9)

Cancer has robbed me of taste (for now). I have an ulcer on my tongue the size of a postage stamp. I've lost twenty pounds and some. Mann lebt noch.

Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (x8kT3)

331 Malcolm Nance is "done with talking." Omg.

https://tinyurl.com/3mxhss63
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

Was he prior military or did he go buy all that wannabe Rambo attire?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (nZ3UH)

332
Cancer has robbed me of taste (for now). I have an ulcer on my tongue the size of a postage stamp. I've lost twenty pounds and some. Mann lebt noch.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (x8kT3)



Godspeed, sir. Godspeed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (Zz0t1)

333 118 I have eaten enough zinc to line 10 washtubs.

Now you're just a thin veneer of yourself.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (qfLjt)

334 Is the mad bomber the guy who dropped the urinal dookie?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:56 PM (R5nS2)

Water fountain.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (KFSCm)

335 Are you talking about Col Halvorsen the Berlin Candy bomber? Cause he died too.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:58 PM (R5nS2)

336 I have eaten enough zinc to line 10 washtubs.

Now you're just a thin veneer of yourself.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (qfLjt)

fully galvanized for action!

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 08:59 PM (eoQWY)

337 Malcolm Nance is "done with talking." Omg.

https://tinyurl.com/3mxhss63
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

Was he prior military or did he go buy all that wannabe Rambo attire?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (nZ3UH)

--------

Years ago, Navy "intelligence."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:59 PM (ptqGC)

338 Cancer has robbed me of taste (for now). I have an ulcer on my tongue the size of a postage stamp. I've lost twenty pounds and some. Mann lebt noch.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (x8kT3)
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Oh dear. I'm sorry to hear all that. But you are on the mend, yes? I hope.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 21, 2022 08:59 PM (wyw4S)

339 --------

Years ago, Navy "intelligence."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:59 PM (ptqGC)



Then he went to the Army/Navy store for his getup. His old uni does NOT fit that fat ass anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:59 PM (Zz0t1)

340 No metric on this here blog. We speak the language of Men On The Moon, not you Eurofags.
Posted by: Sharkman

That was a hoax. I learned that from Ace today.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 21, 2022 09:00 PM (OssQ4)

341 >>Oh dear. I'm sorry to hear all that. But you are on the mend, yes? I hope. Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 21, 2022 08:59 PM (wyw4S)

ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:00 PM (x8kT3)

342 Years ago, Navy "intelligence."
Posted by: Jane D'oh

You know who else was Navy "intelligence"?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 09:00 PM (R5nS2)

343 ZOD, prayers for your healing.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 09:01 PM (gbPXD)

344 ZOD IMPERIAL.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:00 PM (x8kT3)
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Can I take that as a yes?

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 21, 2022 09:01 PM (wyw4S)

345 Years ago, Navy "intelligence."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:59 PM (ptqGC

So he did go to the Army Surplus store and ordered a name tag.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 09:01 PM (nZ3UH)

346 I remember when Hippo and The Fly stopped the Pop Bottle Bomber in "Car Wash".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 21, 2022 09:01 PM (R/m4+)

347 128 I can taste us alcohol but tequila for breakfast is not good for continuing health.
---------------------
But lime is good for you.

----
You put the lime in the coconut ....

Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:01 PM (qfLjt)

348 ZOD WILL PERSEVERE

Cancer has been vanquished.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 09:02 PM (q+HKl)

349 Sponge- that was James Taylor nit Jimmy Buffet

Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 09:02 PM (JVPVV)

350 Did Nance go to Maripol and get stuck in the refinery siege?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 09:02 PM (R5nS2)

351 >>Can I take that as a yes? Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 21, 2022 09:01 PM (wyw4S)

Take it neat, with a water back. That's how Zod takes it.

Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:02 PM (x8kT3)

352 Cancer has robbed me of taste (for now). I have an ulcer on my tongue the size of a postage stamp. I've lost twenty pounds and some. Mann lebt noch.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (x8kT3)
---

You found the blood of your enemies too delicious and drank it like summer wine. God is forcing you to pace yourself.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2022 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

353 Sponge- that was James Taylor nit Jimmy Buffet
Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 09:02 PM (JVPVV)



DAMNIT!!!!!!!!


Thank you for the correction.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:03 PM (Zz0t1)

354 Rolling Seal is downright hypnotic to watch.
Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp


I saw Rolling Seal open for Seal at the Rolling Rock Town Fair in '04.

They just crashed the party. Neither one was on the schedule.

Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2022 09:04 PM (P1f+c)

355 Prayers up, ZOD. You'll beat this.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 09:04 PM (ptqGC)

356 148 142 No, that's the recommended dose. It is supposed to cause issues with your copper levels, if you take too much zinc.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (5HBd1)

---------

Don't take supplemental copper with your zinc or you could wind up with poles.
----
Are you positive about that?

Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:05 PM (qfLjt)

357 Prayers up, ZOD. You'll beat this.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 09:04 PM (ptqGC)



He better. Ace demanded no more death on this blog.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:05 PM (Zz0t1)

358 "322
So what happened to that thing with Clarence Thomas's wife? Haven't heard a thing about it the last few weeks. Yet one more Dem-inspired pseudoscandal?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2022 08:55 PM (/U27+) "

was there ever any doubt that it was total bs ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 21, 2022 09:05 PM (IZ9rT)

359 I used to work with a gay guy. I realized he was gay when he took time off to go to a cheerleading competition.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:05 PM (eGTCV)

360 Malcolm and some black Santa Claus taking a break from all the fightin' to do a little #WarTourism:

https://tinyurl.com/ykdanuj5

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 09:05 PM (ptqGC)

361 Take it neat, with a water back. That's how Zod takes it.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:02 PM (x8kT3)
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Okay, will do. Do you have a Zod-English/English-Zod dictionary I can borrow?

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 21, 2022 09:05 PM (wyw4S)

362 I had a thought: what if Brian Stelter just damned himself with unintentional honesty? Maybe in Tater's warped mind the sole purpose of K-12 education is for the ivory tower's rejects to sexualize and groom kids for the wealthy and powerful sex freaks which the last few years have revealed to be in control of most of the Western institutions.

Because that's about the only logical way to read his "proselytizing alphabet-soup culture to elementary students is equality" comment...and it also explains why the self styled media watchdog has no quibbles with the numerous creepy bastards who've been outed at his network.

Posted by: CppThis at April 21, 2022 09:05 PM (UewuT)

363 Speaking of......I'm going to lose a bet and have to start growing a mullet next month......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:52 PM (Zz0t1)

All the cool kids are doing it.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2022 09:06 PM (OX9vb)

364 Malcolm and some black Santa Claus taking a break from all the fightin' to do a little #WarTourism:

https://tinyurl.com/ykdanuj5
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 09:05 PM (ptqGC)



LOL!

Replying to
@JackPosobiec
Walmart brand LeBron James and Laurence Fishburne

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:06 PM (Zz0t1)

365
All the cool kids are doing it.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2022 09:06 PM (OX9vb)



Great. I'm 29.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:07 PM (Zz0t1)

366 >>Okay, will do. Do you have a Zod-English/English-Zod dictionary I can borrow?
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 21, 2022 09:05 PM (wyw4S)

No.

Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:07 PM (x8kT3)

367 ZOD, at the risk of incurring bombast and/or sarcasm, I will pray for your full recovery. we can't afford to lose any more of us !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 21, 2022 09:08 PM (IZ9rT)

368 I fear all fast food will be driven out of business by extreme wages and food costs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 09:08 PM (KZzsI)

369 >>357 Prayers up, ZOD. You'll beat this.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 09:04 PM (ptqGC)

Pray to Zod. Now.

Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:09 PM (x8kT3)

370 173 Tater the root vegetable talking about root causes.

----
But he taps into the D agenda.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:09 PM (qfLjt)

371 I fear all fast food will be driven out of business by extreme wages and food costs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 09:08 PM (KZzsI)



It will be the legacy of Biden and anyone voting Democrat will have themselves to blame. I can only hope they're business owners that lose everything due to the Weekend at Biden's administration.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:09 PM (Zz0t1)

372 368 I fear all fast food will be driven out of business by extreme wages and food costs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 09:08 PM (KZzsI)


All except for Taco Bell, that is. After all, they do win the fast food war.

Posted by: CppThis at April 21, 2022 09:10 PM (UewuT)

373 Prayers up, ZOD. You'll beat this.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 09:04 PM (ptqGC)

Pray to Zod. Now.

Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:09 PM (x8kT3)


*genuflects*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 09:11 PM (ptqGC)

374
All except for Taco Bell, that is. After all, they do win the fast food war.
Posted by: CppThis at April 21, 2022 09:10 PM (UewuT)



How the f*ck do you use the 3 stones?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:11 PM (Zz0t1)

375 Tater will be ground zero for an outbreak of tuber-culosis.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:11 PM (eGTCV)

376 JohnE better watch out for the innocence of his trash cans, judging by the last post.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 21, 2022 09:11 PM (F/J1O)

377 ZOD, sorry to hear of your plight. You must get your taste buds back. But in the meantime, maybe you can still taste Laphroaig. I think it only takes one taste bud to do that.

Posted by: Splunge at April 21, 2022 09:11 PM (71xoW)

378 Tater will be ground zero for an outbreak of tuber-culosis.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:11 PM (eGTCV)



Tater famine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:11 PM (Zz0t1)

379 Sponge, you grow a mullet can I give you a noogie?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 09:12 PM (gbPXD)

380 Don't take supplemental copper with your zinc or you could wind up with poles.


Nothing wrong with pollocks.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 09:12 PM (H4qIP)

381 Sponge, you grow a mullet can I give you a noogie?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 09:12 PM (gbPXD)



I'm sure we can make that happen. Steve-O as well. It's his fault.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)

382 >>367 ZOD, at the risk of incurring bombast and/or sarcasm, I will pray for your full recovery. we can't afford to lose any more of us ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 21, 2022 09:08 PM (IZ9rT)

Thank you. You cannot afford to lose me. Say it aloud. Here, I will help you.

"I cannot afford to lose Zod. Without Zod, void."

Ten times. Then un-kneel, wash your hands, and enjoy the incense on the way out. Imperial.

Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:13 PM (x8kT3)

383 yeah.

g'night everyone.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 21, 2022 09:14 PM (IZ9rT)

384 How the f*ck do you use the 3 stones?!?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


1: go to Confession (ZOD may be willing to hear one)

B: cast them at a school board member

Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2022 09:14 PM (P1f+c)

385 Night sock_rat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 21, 2022 09:14 PM (F/J1O)

386 yeah.

g'night everyone.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 21, 2022 09:14 PM (IZ9rT)



Nighty Night.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:15 PM (Zz0t1)

387 Don't take supplemental copper with your zinc or you could wind up with poles.
Posted by: Cicero


Dang, you found the secret to my magnetic personality.

Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2022 09:15 PM (P1f+c)

388 315 I got a watch from a Florida company, Egard. They made a very blunt statement about men competing in women's sports. They were adamantly opposed to anyone who was born male ever competing as a woman.

So. I bought one of their watches. It was not cheap. It is beautiful.

So. There's that.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 08:54 PM (6ogcc)


I'm in need of a watch. Maybe I'll order a "V2 Chrono-Gen Stealth"; I'd prefer the "Aqua" version but it's sold out. Thanks for the tip!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 21, 2022 09:15 PM (DTX3h)

389 sweet dreams, sock_rat

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 09:16 PM (gbPXD)

390 175 "Plaster Caster groupie Cynthia Albritton is mort."

* Insert stiff joke here *

planked?

Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:16 PM (qfLjt)

391 >>377 ZOD, sorry to hear of your plight. You must get your taste buds back. But in the meantime, maybe you can still taste Laphroaig. I think it only takes one taste bud to do that.Posted by: Splunge at April 21, 2022 09:11 PM (71xoW)

I bought a mixed case of good scotch almost twenty years ago when I moved into the 'hood. I was told by the neighbors that "it's what's had here," and so set in a supply. I hate scotch. Also came to hate my garden-variety NoVA liberal neighbors. My cache is free to the first person over here in the drinking-season.

Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:16 PM (x8kT3)

392 Zod is one of the more charming bits of the Cafe to ONT shift. So yeah, I'll say it; without Zod, void.

Posted by: CppThis at April 21, 2022 09:16 PM (UewuT)

393 368 I fear all fast food will be driven out of business by extreme wages and food costs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 09:08 PM (KZzsI)

Food costs, perhaps, but I have no doubt that they've got the robotics just about ready to replace the human workers who won't show up.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2022 09:16 PM (OX9vb)

394 I just had another epiphany. Ace is our sensai of cruelty.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:17 PM (eGTCV)

395 >>> 379 Sponge, you grow a mullet can I give you a noogie?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 09:12 PM (gbPXD)

What's the minimum growth required to meet the conditions of the bet? Could this last into October?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 09:17 PM (llON8)

396 Godspeed, sir. Godspeed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Long live ZOD.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 09:17 PM (SH2Zi)

397 Pray to Zod. Now.

Can't do that but I hope positive vibes your way will help.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 21, 2022 09:18 PM (Xrfse)

398 >>> 394 I just had another epiphany. Ace is our sensai of cruelty.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:17 PM (eGTCV)

"Bow to your sensei!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 09:18 PM (llON8)

399 Food costs, perhaps, but I have no doubt that they've got the robotics just about ready to replace the human workers who won't show up.

Its true, the mechanization might save them. Turn the entire kitchen into machines and robots. Maybe one person up front.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 09:18 PM (KZzsI)

400
Food costs, perhaps, but I have no doubt that they've got the robotics just about ready to replace the human workers who won't show up.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2022 09:16 PM (OX9vb)



They have the robot at the local Chili's. It's annoying.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:18 PM (Zz0t1)

401
What's the minimum growth required to meet the conditions of the bet? Could this last into October?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 09:17 PM (llON8



Through May of next year, so yeah, it'll be in full effect in October. Well, as far as it grows by then, anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:19 PM (Zz0t1)

402 So. There's that.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 08:54 PM (6ogcc)

I'm in need of a watch. Maybe I'll order a "V2 Chrono-Gen Stealth"; I'd prefer the "Aqua" version but it's sold out. Thanks for the tip!
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM]

So happens I’m in the market too so I checked out the website. Nurse you should get commissions

Posted by: 7man at April 21, 2022 09:19 PM (qwO6y)

403 344 ZOD IMPERIAL.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:00 PM (x8kT3)
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Can I take that as a yes?
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 21, 2022 09:01 PM (wyw4S)

Zod, being Zod, is inscrutable...

***offers to enlist in the Gorilla Bath Salts Cavalry***

Posted by: Douglas Adam's editor at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (BgMrQ)

404 >>392 Zod is one of the more charming bits of the Cafe to ONT shift. So yeah, I'll say it; without Zod, void. Posted by: CppThis at April 21, 2022 09:16 PM (UewuT)

Thanks! Used to be a daywalker until (insert heresy).

Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (x8kT3)

405 "Bow to your sensei!"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 09:18 PM (llON

Grab my wrist. No. Other hand. No. other way.

*sweet karate move*

Ow!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (x8Wzq)

406 I just had another epiphany. Ace is our sensai of cruelty.
Posted by: N.L. Urker


Ace is mort?!?!

(Sensei, teacher. Sensai, deceased wife.)

Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (P1f+c)

407 >>> 400
Food costs, perhaps, but I have no doubt that they've got the robotics just about ready to replace the human workers who won't show up.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2022 09:16 PM (OX9vb)


They have the robot at the local Chili's. It's annoying.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:18 PM (Zz0t1)

It is a mechanical box or is it something they've tried to make "cute" and instead have taken a deep dice into the uncanny valley?

....also does it have to wear flair?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (llON8)

408 175 "Plaster Caster groupie Cynthia Albritton is mort."

* Insert stiff joke here *

She's brittle now?

Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (qfLjt)

409 Take the pebble of cruelty from my hand, Grasshopper.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (eGTCV)

410 Ace is mort?!?!

(Sensei, teacher. Sensai, deceased wife.)

Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (P1f+c)

Ace transitioned.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (SH2Zi)

411 RIP Daryle Lamonica.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 21, 2022 09:21 PM (lgeFv)

412 393 Food costs, perhaps, but I have no doubt that they've got the robotics just about ready to replace the human workers who won't show up.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2022 09:16 PM (OX9vb)


I can't speak to fast food, but...anyone been to Wally World lately? Noticed how about 75% of the checkout area has been converted to self-scan stations? All the grocery stores rolled out a lot more of that in 2020 and 2021, too; even the upscale holdouts that are going for a more luxury, get-waited-on ambiance.

They're preparing.

Posted by: CppThis at April 21, 2022 09:21 PM (UewuT)

413 >>***offers to enlist in the Gorilla Bath Salts Cavalry***Posted by: Douglas Adam's editor at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (BgMrQ)

The Few. The Proud. The Apes.

Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:21 PM (x8kT3)

414 It is a mechanical box or is it something they've tried to make "cute" and instead have taken a deep dice into the uncanny valley?

....also does it have to wear flair?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (llON


Roomba with a wig.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2022 09:22 PM (KFSCm)

415 Cancer has robbed me of taste (for now). I have an ulcer on my tongue the size of a postage stamp. I've lost twenty pounds and some. Mann lebt noch.

Posted by: ZOD



The prayers of the Horde are with you.

Zod multos annos sanabit et reget. Salvete, omnes Zod!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 09:22 PM (RUM+T)

416 Do not have an epiphany if you are allergic to epiphanies.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 21, 2022 09:22 PM (DTX3h)

417 Re Drawing of the Dark was a Sunday book thread recommendation. Very good.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 21, 2022 08:44 PM (HLnIL)


Drawing of the Dark, Dinner at Deviants' Palace, On Stranger Tides and The Anubis Gates are really good. After that he went in odd directions and were not as engaging for me

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2022 09:22 PM (xhaym)

418 Roomba with a wig.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2022 09:22 PM (KFSCm)

I'll tip it with an NFT.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 09:23 PM (SH2Zi)

419 “This is me and Blaster”

Hshahahah.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 21, 2022 09:23 PM (DcKNO)

420 /off Hitchhiker sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 21, 2022 09:23 PM (BgMrQ)

421 Sensei, teacher. Sensai, deceased wife.)

Permit me to be perfectly clear. I meant sensei.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:24 PM (eGTCV)

422
All the grocery stores rolled out a lot more of that in 2020 and 2021, too;

_________

All those self-checkout machines have a vendetta against me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2022 09:25 PM (/U27+)

423 So happens I’m in the market too so I checked out the website. Nurse you should get commissions
Posted by: 7man

I don't wear watches, or jewelry in general, but I had to look, too. Nice things.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2022 09:25 PM (OX9vb)

424 Excuse me. I must ill into the commode. Bis morgen.

Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:26 PM (x8kT3)

425
It is a mechanical box or is it something they've tried to make "cute" and instead have taken a deep dice into the uncanny valley?

....also does it have to wear flair?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (llON8



No. It's basically a rolling set of serving trays.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)

426
Ace transitioned.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (SH2Zi)



And apparently died.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:28 PM (Zz0t1)

427 I saw that the military junta in Myanmar (I think that used to be Burma?) has seized all of George Soros' assets in the country and put out arrest orders for his flunkies. This is an idea whose time has come.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 09:28 PM (haMNq)

428 I saw that the military junta in Myanmar (I think that used to be Burma?) has seized all of George Soros' assets in the country and put out arrest orders for his flunkies. This is an idea whose time has come.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 09:28 PM (haMNq)



It really would be awesome if punishment for treason in this country was actually a thing. Seriously.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:30 PM (Zz0t1)

429 The new Hyundai Epiphany has a big red button on the dash. Not sure what it does.

Posted by: klaftern at April 21, 2022 09:30 PM (taPSh)

430 They have this thing on TV for spray painting your face. You could use it to paint a mask on your face.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2022 09:30 PM (vrz2I)

431 >>> 427 I saw that the military junta in Myanmar (I think that used to be Burma?) has seized all of George Soros' assets in the country and put out arrest orders for his flunkies. This is an idea whose time has come.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 09:28 PM (haMNq)

HA HA!

...but I wonder how many of his flunkies live in Myanmar or if their current residences could be convinced to turn them over.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 09:30 PM (llON8)

432 Excuse me. I must ill into the commode. Bis morgen.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:26 PM (x8kT3)



*bows head*

*prays for ZOD*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:30 PM (Zz0t1)

433 Thanks for the go pro cat vid! And I think the kitteh was digging a “catrine” there at the end.

Posted by: Rex B at April 21, 2022 09:31 PM (D5wFp)

434 It's a sad state of affairs when Myanmar starts looking like the good guys.

Posted by: CppThis at April 21, 2022 09:31 PM (UewuT)

435 Are you telling me we don't have epiphanies in the Horde?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:31 PM (eGTCV)

436 The new Hyundai Epiphany has a big red button on the dash. Not sure what it does.
Posted by: klaftern at April 21, 2022 09:30 PM (taPSh)



The Top Gear episode with Ken Block and Matt LeBlanc.....Ken's car has a red button. Matt wants to push it, but is denied. Every time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:32 PM (Zz0t1)

437 Also:

Cat whiskers > dog whiskers

Posted by: Rex B at April 21, 2022 09:32 PM (D5wFp)

438 Well, I achieved a small victory over the plumbing here at stately Peon Manor. Neither hot nor cold water would flow to the shower, and the toilet fill was clogged. Cut the supply pipes to the tub valves, removed the valve cartridges, and blew out with compressed air. Reconnected lines using heater hose clamped to the cut-off 1/2" copper pipe. Went to connect to the cold valve, and the copper pipe broke loose from the bronze valve casting. Shitty solder joint. Plugged to cold line to the tub. Used compressed air to blow out the supply line to the terlit. Reconnected that. Turned water back on. No leaks, and the toilet tank filled up OK, and I have hot water to the shower. Since I run the water heater at a pretty low temp, I can shower safely in straight hot water. Will install new faucets, and replumb whole house with Pex tubing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 09:32 PM (Ya/Fu)

439 Will install new faucets, and replumb whole house with Pex tubing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 09:32 PM (Ya/Fu)



Owch.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:33 PM (Zz0t1)

440 Please, stop before anyone says: clams whiskers>

Posted by: Rex B at April 21, 2022 09:34 PM (D5wFp)

441 Cat whiskers > dog whiskers
Posted by: Rex B at April 21, 2022 09:32 PM (D5wFp)

Especially for crystal radios.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 09:34 PM (Ya/Fu)

442 Will install new faucets, and replumb whole house with Pex tubing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 09:32 PM (Ya/Fu)

*toast*

Modern plumbing is nice.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 09:34 PM (SH2Zi)

443 Let me put thismout there. I had Coof in October, apent 8nweeks in hospital. Still on O2 with heavy activity, down to 2lpm. I just had my sense of smell affected 3 weeks ago. Everything smells like ...metallic liver dog food? Burnt coffee? I can smell incense if i put it right up to my nose. Everything else smells the same.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 21, 2022 09:34 PM (n/szn)

444 ...but I wonder how many of his flunkies live in Myanmar or if their current residences could be convinced to turn them over.

Apparently Soros' "Open Society Foundation" was pretty active there. I don't know why, but I can guess.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 09:35 PM (haMNq)

445 E. Piph Annie. Hmmm, I don't know her. She been acting long?

Posted by: S. Epatha Merkerson at April 21, 2022 09:36 PM (mNhhD)

446 Please, stop before anyone says: clams whiskers>
Posted by: Rex B at April 21, 2022 09:34 PM (D5wFp)



Bearded clam.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:36 PM (Zz0t1)

447 That video of ace and blaster made my heart melt. Seriously. I love you guys.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 21, 2022 09:36 PM (zjVy3)

448 Did they put you on prednisone, Cicero?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 09:37 PM (5HBd1)

449 smilies.mu.nu appears to have a problem........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:37 PM (Zz0t1)

450 That was a hoax. I learned that from Ace today.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus




www.ApolloInRealTime.org

The best rabbit hole on the net.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 09:37 PM (RUM+T)

451 Owch.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:33 PM (Zz0t1)

It's not that bad. Lines run across the ceiling joists in the basement, and up through floors to upstairs fixtures. Only place I will have to cut into the wall is behind the shower head in the tub, and that backs onto basement stairway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 09:38 PM (Ya/Fu)

452 Sorry.....smilies.mee.nu.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:38 PM (Zz0t1)

453 No metric on this here blog. We speak the language of Men On The Moon, not you Eurofags.
Posted by: Sharkman

That was a hoax. I learned that from Ace today.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 21, 2022 09:00 PM (OssQ4)

The metric system is a tool of the devil. My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I like it.

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at April 21, 2022 09:39 PM (SH2Zi)

454 It's not that bad. Lines run across the ceiling joists in the basement, and up through floors to upstairs fixtures. Only place I will have to cut into the wall is behind the shower head in the tub, and that backs onto basement stairway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 09:38 PM (Ya/Fu)



What's a basement?

- - People from Texas

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:39 PM (Zz0t1)

455 Here's my new plan. I'm going to organize Denver hobos. With an iron fist The 'bos will rattle them cans, or get them cans rattled, nome sayin'? We'll split the can take 20/80, and the government cheese 80/20. And the authorities will tolerate this silky smoove hobo game I'm playing, because Lil' 'Bo Pimp keepin' these corners clean.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 09:40 PM (UGDPW)

456 233 Sinus infection can take away you sense of taste. Work on relieving any congestion or nasal inflammation.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 08:20 PM (nZ3UH)

Navage. It's better than a neti pot!

A douche bag for noses.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:40 PM (qfLjt)

457 CNN++
Learn To Code.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:42 PM (qfLjt)

458 Well, time for me to cook dinner, or i don't eat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 09:42 PM (Ya/Fu)

459 Have you ever read Bison Prepper? (bisonprepper.blogspot.com) He talks about how his giant stash of wheat will let him hire starving people to be his protection.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 09:42 PM (5HBd1)

460 funny story ... philly just axed the mask mandate after all of four days

emergency over I guess!

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 21, 2022 09:42 PM (j9HX3)

461 funny story ... philly just axed the mask mandate after all of four days

emergency over I guess!
Posted by: Black Orchid at April 21, 2022 09:42 PM (j9HX3)



"Vote for us because we CARE and gave you your FREEDOM back from that EVIL TRUMP and HIS VIRUS!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:44 PM (Zz0t1)

462 240 FJB is giving the homeless aids!

ambiguous: see "I'm confused"

Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:44 PM (qfLjt)

463 YD is the hero Colorado needs.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 21, 2022 09:44 PM (KFhLj)

464 Lost sense of taste in 2005 due to chemo and radiation, but sense of smell increased by at least 50 %. Taste has come back some but smell is still up there, like a dog's.

Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2022 09:45 PM (0OP+5)

465 Douche Bag for Noses opened for Third Eye Blind at the Civic Arena in ‘99.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2022 09:46 PM (KFSCm)

466 >Have you ever read Bison Prepper? (bisonprepper.blogspot.com) He talks about how his giant stash of wheat will let him hire starving people to be his protection.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 09:42 PM (5HBd1)

Until they murder him and take his stash.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 21, 2022 09:46 PM (gJ5sl)

467 Question: have Tiki drinks been cancelled for cultural appropriation?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:46 PM (eGTCV)

468 Right-wing billionaire Peter Thiel has been writing 10 million checks to GOP candidates running in this year's midterm elections. He's backing 16 Senate and House candidates, many of whom have embraced Donald Trump's Big Lie of a stolen election.

Now, with control of Congress up for grabs in a few short months - the Senate is tied, 50-50, and Democrats have the narrowest majority in history in the House - we can be sure that Thiel and his right-wing billionaire buddies will spend whatever it takes to buy GOP control of Congress, paving the way for massive billionaire giveaways, attacks on our democracy and climate, and a preview of Trump's reelection schemes. We absolutely can't let that happen!

We're asking you to join us in rubber-stamping bills with the message, "Stamp Money Out of Politics." It's totally legal, and every stamped bill becomes a mini billboard that is seen by an average of 875 people as it gets passed around. Just click here, chip in 16 dollars or more, and you will get your own "Stamp Money Out of Politics" rubber stamp! The money will be used to help defeat the GOP this November, and you'll be entered into a drawing to get free ice cream.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 09:46 PM (dscaa)

469 248 Xlear Max has cayenne in it. It stings a bit but is very effective.

----
Not fpr application to fartclams then?

Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:46 PM (qfLjt)

470 hire starving people to be his protection.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 09:42 PM (5HBd1)

Until they murder him and take his stash.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 21, 2022 09:46 PM (gJ5sl)

Yeah, not seeing the wisdom in surrounding yourself with starving, desperate people who know you have a giant stash of food.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 09:47 PM (SH2Zi)

471 247 She burns in degrees Kelvin.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:35 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm sure she is 0k.

----
Sponge and Doc
You are the joint winners. (I think uppercase K though)

Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:48 PM (qfLjt)

472 The ultimate Biden collection......

https://youtu.be/8DzNb7NUmAQ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:48 PM (Zz0t1)

473

Jingle-jangle

Jingle-jangle

Music to Daddy's ears.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 09:49 PM (UGDPW)

474 hire starving people to be his protection.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 09:42 PM (5HBd1)

Until they murder him and take his stash.
___

Some people are going to learn the hard way.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 09:49 PM (q2j4k)

475 Shifting goalposts.

From the first spark near a large rock outcrop in July 2017, it exploded into a beast of unceasing ferocity, forcing thousands from their homes as it devoured acre after acre of the British Columbia interior.
Over nearly three months, it crossed a river, hopscotched containment lines and climbed sagebrush-covered hills, churning into the atmosphere an estimated 38 million tons of greenhouse gases -- roughly a year's worth of pollution from more than 8 million cars.
But while Canada dutifully reports such figures, when it comes to formally accounting for its emissions as part of the Paris climate agreement, the Elephant Hill blaze and others like it aren't part of the equation.
On paper, at least, they don't count.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 09:49 PM (R5nS2)

476 I've never had a Tiki drink but I've read they are now to be called tropical drinks

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:50 PM (eGTCV)

477 Hang in there, Zod.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 21, 2022 09:50 PM (Xrfse)

478 Question: have Tiki drinks been cancelled for cultural appropriation?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:46 PM (eGTCV)

---------

Vincent Price ruined tikis for everyone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 09:50 PM (XG2Fi)

479 On paper, at least, they don't count.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 09:49 PM (R5nS2)

They haven't figured out how to monetize it yet.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 09:50 PM (SH2Zi)

480 252 224 You're pretty damn smart if you know what an epiphany is.

---------
Give me a second, it'll come to me.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 08:09 PM (nZ3UH)

It's latin for FUPA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 08:30 PM (Ya/Fu)

Epiphany? That's when someone is having an allergic reaction... and you take an Epi pen and stick em in the butt.
----
Gerbils!
You stick pens in your butt? That's what a nurse may have done when she finds the rectal thermometer behind her ear.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:52 PM (qfLjt)

481 257 Chris Wallace is a real weird looking guy. He looks a perverted scout leader.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 08:39 PM (eGTCV)


Product of an anal pregnancy.
----
punchline only
Sweet Young Thing: "I thought that's how you made puppies!"

Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:54 PM (qfLjt)

482 Liz Chaney proving she's a piece of crap recorded Kevin McCarthy and MaCarthy in the phone call asking Trump to resign and Pence to refuse to pardon him

What a shit show MaCarthy needs to go

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 21, 2022 10:00 PM (dKiJG)

483 NOOD.

Lum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 10:01 PM (Zz0t1)

484 Question: have Tiki drinks been cancelled for cultural appropriation?

The media was agitating in that direction either right before or early into Covid. Nobody cared.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 10:01 PM (haMNq)

485 264 Metric! Metric!
She is worth her weight in JOULES.
Posted by: Ciampino

No metric on this here blog. We speak the language of Men On The Moon, not you Eurofags.
----
LOL
I meant JEWELS!
When you don't speak metric then you lose the Mars spacecraft. In 1866, Congress authorized the use of
the metric system in this country and supplied
each state with a set of standard metric weights
and measures.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 10:02 PM (qfLjt)

486 453 The metric system is a tool of the devil. My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I like it.

---- Not good, that's only 10 chains/hogshead. You need to improve rodage.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 10:10 PM (qfLjt)

487 My employer announced the end of masks the day after their grandpa shit pant attempted to read the SOTU. But only if you proved your were vaccinated. With a big long paragraph they thought to write on the conditions of not wearing a mask. One condition was you had to wear a badge that only personelle would give you which meant you proved you were vaccinated. The place employs 18000 people. As they are reading the bs memo in the meeting I was laughing. And asked if they ran that idea past the lawyers first. Apparently not because that lasted less than 24 hours and they dropped that idea.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at April 21, 2022 10:44 PM (UTljs)

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