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Teacakes the goat also had a birthday party.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 07:29 PM (R5nS2)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 07:31 PM (QzpS1)
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at April 21, 2022 07:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Catherine at April 21, 2022 07:31 PM (ZSsrh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 07:30 PM (R5nS2)
Seriously. You want horny muslhams? Cuz this is how you get horny muslhams.
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at April 21, 2022 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Veep Throat simply moved the revolving door from bedroom to office.
Might as well, she already got as far as was possible with the kneepad act. All she must do now, is merely *outlive* the paste-eater.
Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2022 07:32 PM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Catherine at April 21, 2022 07:33 PM (ZSsrh)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:33 PM (gbPXD)
Posted by: Eternity Matters at April 21, 2022 07:33 PM (tf4XU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:33 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 07:34 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 07:35 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 21, 2022 07:35 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:35 PM (gbPXD)
Posted by: a serbian at April 21, 2022 07:35 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at April 21, 2022 07:35 PM (5y7pR)
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 07:35 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2022 07:36 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 21, 2022 07:36 PM (LrYuZ)
The middle school counselor and librarian groomed a family's daughter and son into opposite genders. Then fired the girl's teacher for informing the parents eventually for "violating the rights of the child". The thing that tripped it off was the girl confessed to the teacher that she might have an attraction to girls. The predator counselor and librarian went to work on her and her brother and made them both think they were transgender.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 07:37 PM (R5nS2)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 07:37 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 07:37 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2022 07:36 PM (fF2aM)
A good spooning will do that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2022 07:37 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2022 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 07:37 PM (H4qIP)
Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:37 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 21, 2022 07:38 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:38 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:38 PM (9Ow+m)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2022 07:39 PM (L9/32)
The middle school counselor and librarian groomed a family's daughter and son into opposite genders. Then fired the girl's teacher for informing the parents eventually for "violating the rights of the child". The thing that tripped it off was the girl confessed to the teacher that she might have an attraction to girls. The predator counselor and librarian went to work on her and her brother and made them both think they were transgender.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Needs to be a public shooting.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 07:39 PM (H4qIP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:39 PM (9Ow+m)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 07:37 PM (eGTCV)
Alas, no. Just a dog in tall grass.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Meghan McCain
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:39 PM (9Ow+m)
They put whale blubber in soap?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 07:40 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:40 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:38 PM (4fSQf)
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That's the only kind of sex Tater Stelter gets. Made up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:40 PM (9Ow+m)
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2022 07:40 PM (v0R5T)
This is gonna hit garret hard.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2022 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)
He was asking for it. Did you see the way he was dressed?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 07:40 PM (SH2Zi)
The middle school counselor and librarian groomed a family's daughter and son into opposite genders. Then fired the girl's teacher for informing the parents eventually for "violating the rights of the child". The thing that tripped it off was the girl confessed to the teacher that she might have an attraction to girls. The predator counselor and librarian went to work on her and her brother and made them both think they were transgender.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
That counselor would not be able to walk anymore.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2022 07:40 PM (v0R5T)
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I've heard his interns just adore him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:41 PM (9Ow+m)
Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:41 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:38 PM (4fSQf)
That's the only kind of sex Tater Stelter gets. Made up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:40 PM (9Ow+m)
But I heard he was a Sex Machine?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:41 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:42 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2022 07:40 PM (v0R5T)
No, but he cuts em in public for giggles.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:43 PM (gbPXD)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:41 PM (4fSQf)
Potatoes need love, too, hater.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 07:43 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 07:43 PM (R5nS2)
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 07:43 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:41 PM (Vr12I)
She is worth her weight in BTUs.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 07:43 PM (SH2Zi)
Meghan McCain
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:39 PM (9Ow+m)
They put whale blubber in soap?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Well, she'd make a hell of a batch of lamp oil.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 21, 2022 07:43 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 07:43 PM (R5nS2)
With bunnies!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:38 PM (4fSQf)
why would you lie about having sex
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 07:44 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 21, 2022 07:44 PM (wAnMi)
She is worth her weight in BTUs.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 07:43 PM (SH2Zi)
She heats her home every winter after lipo.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 07:43 PM (R5nS2)
Reminds me of this.
https://tinyurl.com/y59n3mpr
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 07:44 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:45 PM (9Ow+m)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 07:45 PM (K3ZCc)
What was the butterfly flapping its wings moment behind the Don’t Say Gay bill in Florida? Obviously, someone/something sparked this ripple which turned into a wave which turned into a tsunami that now is hitting Disney. But what/who was it?
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This speaks to the amount of political capital the Party has invested in large corporations, particularly in the media.
One of the biggest States in the country just told the Party "Fuck you, and your pedo shit."
The Party couldn't care less about the State of Florida leaving the plantation, but damned if they aren't all wrapped around the axle when a few drops of stray piss wind up in Disney's corn flakes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 07:45 PM (UGDPW)
https://tinyurl.com/y59n3mpr
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 07:44 PM (SH2Zi)
I love those.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 21, 2022 07:46 PM (dKiJG)
Cop killer Carl Buntion is set to be executed in Huntsville, TX. From his unsuccessful appeal:
His victim, James Irby, was a motorcycle police officer who made a traffic stop of a vehicle in which appellant was a passenger. While Irby and the vehicle's driver were standing and talking next to the vehicle, appellant exited the vehicle carrying a loaded gun. Appellant shot Irby once in the head, causing him to fall to the pavement. While Irby was lying on the ground, appellant shot him twice in the back.
Appellant fled the scene on foot and committed several violent offenses during his efforts to evade capture. Appellant attempted to steal a car that was waiting at a stop sign by standing in front of the vehicle and pointing a gun at the driver. As the driver began to back the car away, appellant fired a shot into the windshield. The bullet shattered the windshield, sending broken glass into the driver's eyes, and struck the passenger in the arm. When a peace officer who had come upon the scene commanded appellant to halt, appellant shot at the officer and ran down the street.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2022 07:46 PM (/U27+)
Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Disney, a longtime engine of Florida's economy, now finds itself in a disorienting position: Enemy of Florida's governor Ron DeSantis.
And let's be clear about the root cause of the conflict: GOP backlash to LGBTQ equality.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 07:47 PM (FVME7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0PduP7PXx0
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:47 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2022 07:47 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:48 PM (gbPXD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 07:47 PM (FVME7)
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No bias there, nope.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:48 PM (9Ow+m)
@brianstelter
Disney, a longtime engine of Florida's economy, now finds itself in a disorienting position: Enemy of Florida's governor Ron DeSantis.
And let's be clear about the root cause of the conflict: GOP backlash to LGBTQ equality.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 07:47 PM (FVME7)
Die in a fire and smolder your fat ass for a month.
Disney paid no taxes, asshole. The only money made by Florida was IF the people left the plantation and spent money elsewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 21, 2022 07:46 PM (dKiJG)
Sometimes Lady YD will call me a "cat dad," even though I'm a real dad. I just reply "what's that supposed to mean? I don't have a barbed cock."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 07:48 PM (UGDPW)
Demons. All of them.
Of course, they all say 'kids' in their tweets calling Florida the worst Hitler ever. As if 'kids' were 17 years old.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:49 PM (4fSQf)
Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Disney, a longtime engine of Florida's economy, now finds itself in a disorienting position: Enemy of Florida's governor Ron DeSantis.
It's funny how that works when you attack an actual person - they learn from it and take steps to end the threat.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:49 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 07:43 PM (SH2Zi)
She heats her home every winter after lipo.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:44 PM (Zz0t1)
And she's perfectly sustainable as an energy source.
All you add is donuts.
Lots and lots of donuts.
Lots.
Posted by: naturalfake -Thought Lemming at April 21, 2022 07:49 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 07:49 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:49 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 07:47 PM (FVME7)
LGBTQ are already equally entitled to not groom children - same as everyone.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 07:50 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:50 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 07:51 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 21, 2022 07:46 PM (dKiJG)
........
They're more like Pet Slaves, walking around picking up their poo.
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2022 07:51 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 07:47 PM (FVME7)
The backlash was to pro-grooming and child exploitation efforts. So the left's propaganda formula must rely on: LGBTQ equality = pro-grooming and child exploitation.
ok
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 07:51 PM (QzpS1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:51 PM (9Ow+m)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:52 PM (gbPXD)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 21, 2022 07:52 PM (JQ81d)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (slRS9)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (QrvWz)
Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (JVPVV)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 07:48 PM (UGDPW)
If its a metaphor, that's fine. If you take it literally that's a bit much. Cats don't even think of their actual parents as parents after kittenhood and the month's prior. Just part of the neighborhood of cats.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (eoQWY)
Good job, guys.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (UGDPW)
/shakes head...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (JVPVV)
Wait.......what?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 07:54 PM (nZ3UH)
I'm still amazed this guy has an audience of any size. He's creepy. Visibly creepy. Like don't go into his basement creepy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 21, 2022 07:54 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 07:54 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2022 07:51 PM (v0R5T)
At least I don't have to walk a mile first, lol.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:54 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:52 PM (gbPXD)
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Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind Mickey.
Enjoy your 12 months of waiting for county approval to add another frozen banana joint to Main Street.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:54 PM (9Ow+m)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 21, 2022 07:54 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:54 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:55 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (JVPVV)
There is a girl at my work that said she still has some issues. But I had it was just a typical cold. No weird smell/taste stuff.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 07:55 PM (QzpS1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:55 PM (Zz0t1)
is this the new way to say meals n wheels diner?
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (K3ZCc)
Word!
Posted by: Alf.. at April 21, 2022 07:55 PM (oHd/0)
I don't know about a parent but I'm definitely the leader of my pride.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 07:56 PM (nZ3UH)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Surprise health inspection. Gonna be here a while guys.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:56 PM (4fSQf)
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My naive tolerance ran out years ago. I'm fed up with GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY and will now reflexively oppose anything they want.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:56 PM (9Ow+m)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 21, 2022 07:54 PM (sAmhv)
David French, too. I bet every kid in his neighborhood gets "The Talk," about how you don't knock on Mr. French's door, and it doesn't matter if he has full-size candy bars on Halloween.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 07:56 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 07:57 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 21, 2022 07:54 PM (sAmhv)
Might be. I did get a little collar and tie that was cat sized and was surprised how they tolerated it well until I took it off.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:57 PM (eoQWY)
Meghan McCain
Posted by: Cicero
TrigglyPuff is the National Strategic Reserve.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 07:57 PM (H4qIP)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 07:57 PM (eGTCV)
I think Ace understands him fine. Just ignore the actual words French says, they mean nothing.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:58 PM (eoQWY)
There were OTC remedies not sure it helps.
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 07:58 PM (2JoB8)
Are you taking zinc? I read that the lack of smell and taste is also a sign of zinc deficiency.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 07:58 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
You're pretty damn smart if you know what an epiphany is.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 07:59 PM (H4qIP)
Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:59 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 21, 2022 08:00 PM (QZ/dC)
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The worst of the Seleucids by far.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 08:00 PM (9Ow+m)
Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 07:53 PM (JVPVV)
I haven't had COVID (not vaccinated for it, either). I could probably use that symptom for six months to get back into my small pants, though.
*Currently wearing the fat pants, which I think all women have.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2022 08:00 PM (OX9vb)
Surprise health inspection. Gonna be here a while guys.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Those nightly fireworks shows? Yeah. No.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 08:00 PM (H4qIP)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 08:00 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 08:00 PM (Vr12I)
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The worst of the Seleucids by far.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 08:00 PM (9Ow+m)
It usually takes 12 days to get one.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 08:00 PM (eoQWY)
Good stuff.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 08:01 PM (8moh1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:56 PM (9Ow+m)
Yeah, I'm over it. But I just mean about the future... Even if this gay conversion agenda works beyond its proponents' wildest fantasies and they turn 10% of kids into dick-chopping fanatic homo jihadists, the other 90% will come to hate and fear gays because of their school days.
This is a terrible long-term strategy. Not used to seeing the Left miscalculate like this. They're normally way more savvy than this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 08:01 PM (UGDPW)
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But lime is good for you.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 08:01 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 21, 2022 08:01 PM (8moh1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:56 PM (9Ow+m)
I was willing to live and let live, but they weren't. So...yeah.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (JVPVV)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 21, 2022 08:00 PM (QZ/dC)
I think the sane gays are off on our side now, watching them force man-hating lesbians to have sex with men.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (QZ/dC)
Piker.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 21, 2022 08:01 PM (8moh1)
She said ZINC, not cock, dummy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (9otr5)
Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (JVPVV)
Sounds about right.
Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (Vr12I)
they have about 40 sq mi of real estate that was self governed. there was discussin of having business parks and master planned communities within their re.
it is going to be bunches of fun doing that if they have to go through permitting the same as everybody else.
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: goatlover at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (oJtkd)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (2JoB
A lot of taste is smell. My sister doesn't have a sense of smell, oddly.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 21, 2022 08:01 PM (8moh1)
She said ZINC, not cock, dummy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (Zz0t1)
lol, Ben Roethlisberger, report.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 08:04 PM (gbPXD)
The Zinc isn't IN the cock, stupidhead. It just travels trhough it..
Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 21, 2022 08:04 PM (8moh1)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 21, 2022 08:04 PM (QZ/dC)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (5HBd1)
Take enough copper and zinc and you can light lightbulbs with your hand.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 08:05 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (5HBd1)
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Don't take supplemental copper with your zinc or you could wind up with poles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 08:05 PM (9Ow+m)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (5HBd1)
But, you'll conduct electricity like a MOFO.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 08:06 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 21, 2022 08:04 PM (8moh1)
In space.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 08:04 PM (gbPXD)
Leftists don't expand the base, they purge it into smaller and smaller bits.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 08:07 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 08:07 PM (JVPVV)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:33 PM (gbPXD) "
holy tar, I hope the Amish around here don't find out ... we pay 5 for a gallon fresh from the goats; have to bring our own jug, though.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (IZ9rT)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 08:07 PM (JVPVV)
Sounds like a perfect time for some 'special' guacamole!
Posted by: BETO!!! at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 07:56 PM (9Ow+m)
I was willing to live and let live, but they weren't. So...yeah.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (II3Gr)
Concur. I now will oppose sodomites wherever and whenever I can.
Fuck them all.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (R/m4+)
does this rag smell of chloroform
do these ruffies taste of gummy bears
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 08:07 PM (JVPVV)
Maybe it's Lupus. ( Had to do it).
Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 21, 2022 08:01 PM (8moh1)
She said ZINC, not cock, dummy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:02 PM (Zz0t1)
She was thinking vitamin "D"
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (kc6S6)
Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 08:07 PM (JVPVV)
Then maybe it is your smells that is broken. Taste is salt, sweet, bitter, sour.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 08:09 PM (gbPXD)
Posted by: M
does this taste of aspargus
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 08:09 PM (K3ZCc)
THAT'S what government inspections are. Punitive. By the very definition.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 08:09 PM (H4qIP)
Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (Vr12I)
its never Lupus, but its always about 10 major surgeries until they find out.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 08:09 PM (eoQWY)
She was thinking vitamin "D"
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (kc6S6)
Ahem. That's LD to you.
Posted by: Willie Brown at April 21, 2022 08:09 PM (Zz0t1)
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Give me a second, it'll come to me.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 08:09 PM (nZ3UH)
Posted by: r
there is regular and then there is punitive, they are all bad
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 08:10 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2022 08:10 PM (xPl2J)
This is not going to produce their intended result.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 08:11 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 08:11 PM (JVPVV)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 07:44 PM (K3ZCc)
You misunderstand. He likes makeup
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2022 08:11 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 21, 2022 08:12 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2022 08:10 PM (xPl2J)
Dicked the final time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: fd at April 21, 2022 08:13 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Javems at April 21, 2022 08:13 PM (AmoqO)
I lost my taste and smell for 5 years after a vicious bout of flu. It's all come back mostly.
Posted by: chris+opher at April 21, 2022 08:13 PM (fEmBo)
But no, they just couldn't let it be. I'm in a throat punching mood at this point.
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 08:13 PM (AhBAQ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:13 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 21, 2022 07:46 PM (dKiJG)
I know, right? And Fur Babies.
But just refer to yourself as a child owner, or that your kids are your skin pets, and everyone starts getting weird when you are around.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2022 08:14 PM (xhaym)
California woman cures Dick Mold problem with this one weird trick!
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 08:14 PM (8moh1)
@brianstelter
Disney, a longtime engine of Florida's economy, now finds itself in a disorienting position: Enemy of Florida's governor Ron DeSantis.
It's funny how that works when you attack an actual person - they learn from it and take steps to end the threat.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:49 PM (eoQWY)
And this is why you're just a straight up shit human being.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:14 PM (Zz0t1)
* Insert stiff joke here *
Posted by: fd at April 21, 2022 08:13 PM (vrz2I)
What a weird hobby.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 08:14 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 08:15 PM (gbPXD)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 07:48 PM (UGDPW)
Sadly, there's almost certainly at least one licensed surgeon in the former US who would take your money to give you one.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 21, 2022 08:15 PM (DTX3h)
Fuck them all.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (R/m4+)
That's just what they want you to think!
Posted by: Javems at April 21, 2022 08:15 PM (AmoqO)
Fuck them all.
Posted by: H
that is not going to go the way you think it is going to go
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 08:16 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:16 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 08:17 PM (AhBAQ)
Ricky Davila
It’s not hyperbole to say that Beto O’Rourke must defeat Greg Abbott not just for the future of Texas, but for the entire United States.
What he really meant was:
It’s not hyperbole to say that Beto O’Rourke must defeat Greg Abbott not just for the future of the Texas Democrats, but for the entire Democrat Party.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 08:17 PM (qfLjt)
wherever and whenever I can.
Fuck them all.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 21, 2022 08:08 PM (R/m4+)
You'll certainly be popular in San Francisco with that attitude.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 08:17 PM (8moh1)
https://tinyurl.com/tx25xvth
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:16 PM (5HBd1)
If it starts with "pull my finger," I ain't falling for it.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 08:17 PM (SH2Zi)
https://tinyurl.com/tx25xvth
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:16 PM (5HBd1)
For THREE MONTHS!??!
Fuck China.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2022 08:17 PM (IEa8U)
Not quiet as bad as geese but very close.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2022 08:17 PM (IEa8U)
I a goat once bit my sister. True story.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 08:18 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:18 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (ybIRR) "
that's right.
you need to observe total cleanliness with halogen lamps because residues can affect the quartz shell of the lamp at the high temperatures they run at ... LEDs don't have that problem.
full disclosure; I have only seen one definite halogen bulb failure due to finger-oils in over 40 years ... but I'm still careful !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 21, 2022 08:18 PM (IZ9rT)
Posted by: pawn at April 21, 2022 08:19 PM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 21, 2022 08:19 PM (QZ/dC)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 08:20 PM (nZ3UH)
Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:59 PM (Vr12I)
That should galvanize you to get better
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2022 08:20 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 21, 2022 08:20 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:48 PM (gbPXD)
30 cc's of 0.1N nitric acid ought to work just fine as a lethal injection.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 08:21 PM (Ya/Fu)
Posted by: pawn at April 21, 2022 08:19 PM (Cfk8j)
Then vote accordingly.
Democrats only breed division and hatred with their rhetoric, racism and bigotry.
Republicans just want to be left alone, drink a beer and have a good time. All while making some money for a nice retirement.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 08:21 PM (gbPXD)
"This is NOT a good look for us, fellas."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 08:21 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 21, 2022 08:19 PM (QZ/dC)
You wouldn't think so judging by the emails coming from the RNC.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 08:01 PM (UGDPW)
I don't think it is calculation, I think it is powered by feelz and is outrunning its supply lines
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2022 08:23 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:23 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 21, 2022 08:24 PM (IZ9rT)
Plaster Caster groupie Cynthia Albritton is mort.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2022 08:10 PM
another grim milestone for the biden administration
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2022 08:24 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 08:01 PM (UGDPW)
This is what happens when you judge the environment by what's on twatter.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2022 08:24 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 08:24 PM (II3Gr)
Goatse is asshole.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 08:24 PM (II3Gr)
Was.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 08:25 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 08:09 PM
I always get the diagnosis right on the third try.
Posted by: Gregory House, M.D. at April 21, 2022 08:25 PM (a3Q+t)
I blame Biden
Posted by: Kurt at April 21, 2022 08:25 PM (hrb/K)
Posted by: klaftern at April 21, 2022 08:25 PM (taPSh)
another grim milestone for the biden administration
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2022 08:24 PM (DUIap)
Speaking of.....
51-year-old Tex-Mex restaurant Herrera’s Cafe to close in Dallas
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: fd at April 21, 2022 08:28 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:28 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:59 PM (Vr12I)
Vat did you zinc it was?
Posted by: Dr. Gruber at April 21, 2022 08:29 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: pawn at April 21, 2022 08:29 PM (Cfk8j)
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Give me a second, it'll come to me.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 08:09 PM (nZ3UH)
It's latin for FUPA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 08:30 PM (Ya/Fu)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 21, 2022 08:30 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Javems at April 21, 2022 08:30 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward
Oh.
I thought it was a house.
Hiya Marlene !
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 08:31 PM (arJlL)
"This is NOT a good look for us, fellas."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
So *that's* where all the leftover Manischewitz goes after Passover....
Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2022 08:31 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 08:20 PM (nZ3UH)
I read that they think (making jerkoff motion in air with hand now) that covid caused damage to neurons that deliver pain smell and taste signals in some people based on genetic predisposition.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 08:31 PM (kc6S6)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 08:21 PM (UGDPW)
I am a bad person because my first reaction was "wells, it should be wells"
Are we doing jokes about the black death and pogroms again, or is 800 years too soon?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2022 08:32 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 08:32 PM (qfLjt)
These guys just want to be left alone, just like most conservatives.
Posted by: pawn at April 21, 2022 08:19 PM (Cfk8j)
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I'd like to leave them alone too. But when a minority of them are screaming at me to affirm them and all the new perversions they espouse then they may get some pushback.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2022 08:32 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 08:20 PM (nZ3UH)
Navage. It's better than a neti pot!
Posted by: That Annoying Broad From That Nose Washing Commercial at April 21, 2022 08:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: MSM at April 21, 2022 08:33 PM (eqyIS)
Posted by: Javems at April 21, 2022 08:30 PM (AmoqO)
He shits his pants.
Posted by: That Annoying Broad From That Nose Washing Commercial at April 21, 2022 08:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 21, 2022 08:34 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
They have to destroy faith and family. You can't control people who have a firm foundation of either or both.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:34 PM (R5nS2)
Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:41 PM (Vr12I)
She is worth her weight in BTUs.
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Metric! Metric!
She is worth her weight in JOULES.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 08:34 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:35 PM (R5nS2)
She is worth her weight in JOULES.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 08:34 PM (qfLjt)
She burns in degrees Kelvin.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Losers of the day: Disney, CNN+
Winners of the day: Us, Birthday Goat
Posted by: Splunge at April 21, 2022 08:35 PM (71xoW)
Posted by: Javems at April 21, 2022 08:30 PM (AmoqO)
He shits his pants.
Posted by: That Annoying Broad
Better than him shitting 💩 their pants!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 08:35 PM (H4qIP)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:36 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: That Annoying Broad
Now you can get it in eucalyptus for that spa like experience!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:36 PM (R5nS2)
No one signed up to CNN+ to watch Mike Wallace's son.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:34 PM (ptqGC)
I love that they can now trash him openly.
I'm betting he gets whiney and threatens lawsuits.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:35 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm sure she is 0k.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 21, 2022 08:36 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:37 PM (5HBd1)
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You have a fine turn of phrase there.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 08:37 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:37 PM (R5nS2)
Posted by: A Friendly Angel at April 21, 2022 08:39 PM (vrz2I)
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Give me a second, it'll come to me.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 08:09 PM (nZ3UH)
It's latin for FUPA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 08:30 PM (Ya/Fu)
Epiphany? That's when someone is having an allergic reaction... and you take an Epi pen and stick em in the butt.
Posted by: Alf.. at April 21, 2022 08:39 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 08:39 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: That Annoying Broad
Now you can get it in eucalyptus for that spa like experience!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:36 PM (R5nS2)
Wow that thing is crazy. I don't even trust neti pots they gross me out. I just buy one of those saline spray cans you throw away.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 08:40 PM (kc6S6)
And they desperately want your kids.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
Moloch is as old as time, and he never sleeps.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 08:40 PM (slRS9)
Great seats, right in front of the bar. Heh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 08:39 PM (eGTCV)
Product of an anal pregnancy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 21, 2022 08:41 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: pawn at April 21, 2022 08:19 PM (Cfk8j)
Then vote accordingly.
Democrats only breed division and hatred with their rhetoric, racism and bigotry.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:21 PM (Zz0t1)
(because we're still trying to sort out the GOPe from our actual representatives...)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 08:41 PM (llON8)
No one signed up to CNN+ to watch Mike Wallace's son.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:34 PM (ptqGC)
Quit watchin a few minutes ago... but no mention of the Piers Morgan / Trump bullshit?
Not surprised... but a bit disappointed.
Posted by: Alf.. at April 21, 2022 08:41 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 08:41 PM (QrvWz)
Posted by: Splunge at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (71xoW)
(because we're still trying to sort out the GOPe from our actual representatives...)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 08:41 PM (llON8
Your correction is noted, and correct.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (Zz0t1)
She is worth her weight in JOULES.
Posted by: Ciampino
No metric on this here blog. We speak the language of Men On The Moon, not you Eurofags.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (slRS9)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (Xrfse)
Did he help Roddenberry in some legal matter and take the role as part of his fee?
Posted by: Fox2! at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (HLnIL)
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (x8kT3)
Welcome to post-modernism. It's no longer a matter of whether ideas actually work. By definition, the enemy is whoever's trying to warn you that something is a bad idea.
Posted by: cpurick at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (bwWDS)
look at that image.
Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 08:41 PM (QrvWz)
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My husband and son are assistant Scout masters. Not pervs, either.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (ptqGC)
Scout Master Chris Wallace,
look at that image.
Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 08:41 PM (QrvWz)
I can see him wearing one of those Smokie the Bear hats and a whistle.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 08:43 PM (eGTCV)
My husband and son are assistant Scout masters. Not pervs, either.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (ptqGC)
The few, the proud.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Splunge at April 21, 2022 08:44 PM (71xoW)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 21, 2022 08:44 PM (R0Tis)
MSDNC's own member of Meal Team Six has gone to Ukraine to "fight." Hilarity is ensuing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Fox2! at April 21, 2022 08:44 PM (HLnIL)
Good, not great, show. But the lawn seats were cheap and you can blaze away back there.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2022 08:44 PM (KFSCm)
As I have been, but must agree. He looks like that birdwatcher that used to hang out with Miss Jane.
Posted by: A Friendly Angel at April 21, 2022 08:45 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 21, 2022 08:45 PM (R0Tis)
Did he help Roddenberry in some legal matter and take the role as part of his fee?
Posted by: Fox2! at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (HLnIL)
Who would want to call him for anything after being in that episode?
It's more likely someone lost a bet.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 21, 2022 08:45 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 08:45 PM (gbPXD)
Posted by: fd at April 21, 2022 08:46 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 08:46 PM (slRS9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:44 PM (ptqGC)
His capture will be predictable and mundane. His interrogation will be...other.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 08:46 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 08:47 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:47 PM (R5nS2)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 08:46 PM (slRS9)
Oh, he's got an accent. It reeks for boy penis and goat urine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Good, not great, show. But the lawn seats were cheap and you can blaze away back there.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2022 08:44 PM (KFSCm)
Saw him a couple of times in the late 80's, at the Waikiki Shell... outdoor amphitheater. Only concerts where you are not only allowed, but encouraged, to bring in your ice chests full of drinkage..... and I was introduced to black and decker battery charged blenders.
Posted by: Alf.. at April 21, 2022 08:48 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 08:48 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 08:48 PM (gbPXD)
Incompetent even at that simple task. (Nods to gorilla captain)
"Dismember him. Or something."
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 08:49 PM (x8kT3)
The lead prosecutor in the Whitmer kidnapping sham retrial has quit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:47 PM
Gretchen Whitmer is the Jussie Smollet of governors
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2022 08:49 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
This American just prefers to a pot pill to a beer, but yeah....
Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2022 08:49 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Maybe a prosecutor who wants to prosecute criminals.
Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 08:50 PM (QrvWz)
This American just prefers to a pot pill to a beer, but yeah....
Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2022 08:49 PM (KAi1n)
To each their own. That shit and I don't get along, so, beer/booze it is.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 08:01 PM (UGDPW)
Evil is impatient
Posted by: 7man at April 21, 2022 08:50 PM (qwO6y)
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In South Africa riving with one arm out, gripping the roof was given the name 'gorilla grip'.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 08:50 PM (qfLjt)
Maybe a prosecutor who wants to prosecute criminals.
Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 08:50 PM (QrvWz)
Then the FBI guys should be on trial.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Your hair. It is too long. Cut it now.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 08:51 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2022 08:51 PM (KAi1n)
Did he help Roddenberry in some legal matter and take the role as part of his fee?
Posted by: Fox2! at April 21, 2022 08:42 PM (HLnIL)
Who would want to call him for anything after being in that episode?
It's more likely someone lost a bet.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 21, 2022 08:45 PM (vuisn)
I wonder if that was about the time he had to sort out his marital situation, after "marrying" Number One in aBuddhist ceremony in Japan, while still married to number one in California.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 21, 2022 08:51 PM (HLnIL)
After a good while the Scout Master came out of the darkness and proceeded to dress us down for our sacrilege. I now have no doubt he went back and told his assistants every joke he could remember.
Posted by: Javems at April 21, 2022 08:52 PM (AmoqO)
Your hair. It is too long. Cut it now.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 08:51 PM (x8kT3)
Speaking of......I'm going to lose a bet and have to start growing a mullet next month......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Ricky Davila
It’s not hyperbole to say that Beto O’Rourke must defeat Greg Abbott not just for the future of Texas, but for the entire United States.
What he really meant was:
It’s not hyperbole to say that Beto O’Rourke must defeat Greg Abbott not just for the future of the Texas Democrats, but for the entire Democrat Party.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 08:17 PM (qfLjt)
No what he really meant to say is:
It's not hyperbole to say that Beto O'Rourke must use a doomed run against Greg Abbot to grift Democrat donors and big tech for millions of dollars one last time, some of which might stick to the fingers of a few elite Democrats.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 08:52 PM (eoQWY)
You would break the inter webs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2022 08:52 PM (KFSCm)
Green Day is the Sha Na Na of punk.
Florida is the Gatlinburg of states.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 21, 2022 08:52 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Maybe a prosecutor who wants to prosecute criminals.
Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 08:50 PM (QrvWz)
That's just crazy talk...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 08:52 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at April 21, 2022 08:52 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 08:53 PM (slRS9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:52 PM (Zz0t1)
(Sighs, looks up from autograph line)
"Do you want me to say it? Fine. I'll say it. 'Kill yourself.' And for a mullet. Sheesh."
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 08:53 PM (x8kT3)
Green Day is the Sha Na Na of punk.
Florida is the Gatlinburg of states.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 21, 2022 08:52 PM (vuisn)
Green Day hates America.
I think Sha Na Na was appreciative.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:54 PM (Zz0t1)
I made my first ever politically motivated purchase today.
I got a watch from a Florida company, Egard. They made a very blunt statement about men competing in women's sports. They were adamantly opposed to anyone who was born male ever competing as a woman.
So. I bought one of their watches. It was not cheap. It is beautiful.
So. There's that.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 08:54 PM (6ogcc)
The Mad Bomber has died. RIP
Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2022 08:51 PM
another grim milestone for the biden administration
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2022 08:54 PM (DUIap)
Did he bang anyone from Next Generation or was Patrick Stewart already in position?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 21, 2022 08:54 PM (vuisn)
https://tinyurl.com/3mxhss63
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:53 PM (ptqGC)
Faggot-ass poser.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 08:54 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2022 08:51 PM (KAi1n)
The guy from the Muppet Show?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 08:54 PM (oHd/0)
I have worked with gays who are gay and did you know I am gay, and can you believe what politician did to oppress the gays and I care because I am gay in case I haven't told you I am gay. They tend to be worthless assholes.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:55 PM (R5nS2)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 21, 2022 08:55 PM (Y+l9t)
So what happened to that thing with Clarence Thomas's wife? Haven't heard a thing about it the last few weeks. Yet one more Dem-inspired pseudoscandal?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2022 08:55 PM (/U27+)
https://tinyurl.com/3mxhss63
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:53 PM (ptqGC)
He will guard the border of Poland HARD.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:56 PM (R5nS2)
"Stretchin Gretchen" would have been a disqualifier not a short number of years ago, now butt sex is a Democrat badge of honor.
She's so desperate that she now is defending keeping the Palisides nuke plant open.
But mail-in drop off will keep her in office, conspiracy freaks.
Posted by: Auspex at April 21, 2022 08:56 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April
Omg. I love this place.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 08:56 PM (6ogcc)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
You're pretty damn smart if you know what an epiphany is.
----
January 6th., same as in town.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 08:56 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2022 08:51 PM (KAi1n)
The guy from the Muppet Show?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 08:54 PM (oHd/0)
Nah, that was Crazy Harry
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 08:56 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
They couldn't get the "Thomas must resign" past critical mass.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:56 PM (R5nS2)
Cancer has robbed me of taste (for now). I have an ulcer on my tongue the size of a postage stamp. I've lost twenty pounds and some. Mann lebt noch.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (x8kT3)
https://tinyurl.com/3mxhss63
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:53 PM (ptqGC)
Was he prior military or did he go buy all that wannabe Rambo attire?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (nZ3UH)
Cancer has robbed me of taste (for now). I have an ulcer on my tongue the size of a postage stamp. I've lost twenty pounds and some. Mann lebt noch.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (x8kT3)
Godspeed, sir. Godspeed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:56 PM (R5nS2)
Water fountain.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (KFSCm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 08:58 PM (R5nS2)
Now you're just a thin veneer of yourself.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (qfLjt)
fully galvanized for action!
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 08:59 PM (eoQWY)
https://tinyurl.com/3mxhss63
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:53 PM (ptqGC)
Was he prior military or did he go buy all that wannabe Rambo attire?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (nZ3UH)
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Years ago, Navy "intelligence."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (x8kT3)
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Oh dear. I'm sorry to hear all that. But you are on the mend, yes? I hope.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 21, 2022 08:59 PM (wyw4S)
Years ago, Navy "intelligence."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:59 PM (ptqGC)
Then he went to the Army/Navy store for his getup. His old uni does NOT fit that fat ass anymore.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sharkman
That was a hoax. I learned that from Ace today.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 21, 2022 09:00 PM (OssQ4)
ZOD IMPERIAL.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:00 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 09:00 PM (R5nS2)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 09:01 PM (gbPXD)
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:00 PM (x8kT3)
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Can I take that as a yes?
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 21, 2022 09:01 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 08:59 PM (ptqGC
So he did go to the Army Surplus store and ordered a name tag.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 09:01 PM (nZ3UH)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 21, 2022 09:01 PM (R/m4+)
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But lime is good for you.
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You put the lime in the coconut ....
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:01 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 09:02 PM (q+HKl)
Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 09:02 PM (JVPVV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 09:02 PM (R5nS2)
Take it neat, with a water back. That's how Zod takes it.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:02 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (x8kT3)
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You found the blood of your enemies too delicious and drank it like summer wine. God is forcing you to pace yourself.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2022 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2022 09:02 PM (JVPVV)
DAMNIT!!!!!!!!
Thank you for the correction.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp
I saw Rolling Seal open for Seal at the Rolling Rock Town Fair in '04.
They just crashed the party. Neither one was on the schedule.
Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2022 09:04 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 09:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 08:03 PM (5HBd1)
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Don't take supplemental copper with your zinc or you could wind up with poles.
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Are you positive about that?
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:05 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 09:04 PM (ptqGC)
He better. Ace demanded no more death on this blog.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:05 PM (Zz0t1)
So what happened to that thing with Clarence Thomas's wife? Haven't heard a thing about it the last few weeks. Yet one more Dem-inspired pseudoscandal?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2022 08:55 PM (/U27+) "
was there ever any doubt that it was total bs ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 21, 2022 09:05 PM (IZ9rT)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:05 PM (eGTCV)
https://tinyurl.com/ykdanuj5
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 09:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:02 PM (x8kT3)
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Okay, will do. Do you have a Zod-English/English-Zod dictionary I can borrow?
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 21, 2022 09:05 PM (wyw4S)
Because that's about the only logical way to read his "proselytizing alphabet-soup culture to elementary students is equality" comment...and it also explains why the self styled media watchdog has no quibbles with the numerous creepy bastards who've been outed at his network.
Posted by: CppThis at April 21, 2022 09:05 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:52 PM (Zz0t1)
All the cool kids are doing it.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2022 09:06 PM (OX9vb)
https://tinyurl.com/ykdanuj5
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 09:05 PM (ptqGC)
LOL!
Replying to
@JackPosobiec
Walmart brand LeBron James and Laurence Fishburne
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:06 PM (Zz0t1)
All the cool kids are doing it.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2022 09:06 PM (OX9vb)
Great. I'm 29.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 21, 2022 09:05 PM (wyw4S)
No.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:07 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 21, 2022 09:08 PM (IZ9rT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 09:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 09:04 PM (ptqGC)
Pray to Zod. Now.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:09 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:09 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 09:08 PM (KZzsI)
It will be the legacy of Biden and anyone voting Democrat will have themselves to blame. I can only hope they're business owners that lose everything due to the Weekend at Biden's administration.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 09:08 PM (KZzsI)
All except for Taco Bell, that is. After all, they do win the fast food war.
Posted by: CppThis at April 21, 2022 09:10 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 09:04 PM (ptqGC)
Pray to Zod. Now.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:09 PM (x8kT3)
*genuflects*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 09:11 PM (ptqGC)
All except for Taco Bell, that is. After all, they do win the fast food war.
Posted by: CppThis at April 21, 2022 09:10 PM (UewuT)
How the f*ck do you use the 3 stones?!?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:11 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 21, 2022 09:11 PM (F/J1O)
Posted by: Splunge at April 21, 2022 09:11 PM (71xoW)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:11 PM (eGTCV)
Tater famine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 09:12 PM (gbPXD)
Nothing wrong with pollocks.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 09:12 PM (H4qIP)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 09:12 PM (gbPXD)
I'm sure we can make that happen. Steve-O as well. It's his fault.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Thank you. You cannot afford to lose me. Say it aloud. Here, I will help you.
"I cannot afford to lose Zod. Without Zod, void."
Ten times. Then un-kneel, wash your hands, and enjoy the incense on the way out. Imperial.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:13 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 21, 2022 09:14 PM (IZ9rT)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
1: go to Confession (ZOD may be willing to hear one)
B: cast them at a school board member
Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2022 09:14 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 21, 2022 09:14 PM (F/J1O)
g'night everyone.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 21, 2022 09:14 PM (IZ9rT)
Nighty Night.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cicero
Dang, you found the secret to my magnetic personality.
Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2022 09:15 PM (P1f+c)
So. I bought one of their watches. It was not cheap. It is beautiful.
So. There's that.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 08:54 PM (6ogcc)
I'm in need of a watch. Maybe I'll order a "V2 Chrono-Gen Stealth"; I'd prefer the "Aqua" version but it's sold out. Thanks for the tip!
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 21, 2022 09:15 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 09:16 PM (gbPXD)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:16 PM (qfLjt)
I bought a mixed case of good scotch almost twenty years ago when I moved into the 'hood. I was told by the neighbors that "it's what's had here," and so set in a supply. I hate scotch. Also came to hate my garden-variety NoVA liberal neighbors. My cache is free to the first person over here in the drinking-season.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:16 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: CppThis at April 21, 2022 09:16 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 09:08 PM (KZzsI)
Food costs, perhaps, but I have no doubt that they've got the robotics just about ready to replace the human workers who won't show up.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2022 09:16 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:17 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 09:12 PM (gbPXD)
What's the minimum growth required to meet the conditions of the bet? Could this last into October?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 09:17 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Long live ZOD.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 09:17 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 21, 2022 09:18 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:17 PM (eGTCV)
"Bow to your sensei!"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 09:18 PM (llON8)
Its true, the mechanization might save them. Turn the entire kitchen into machines and robots. Maybe one person up front.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 09:18 PM (KZzsI)
Food costs, perhaps, but I have no doubt that they've got the robotics just about ready to replace the human workers who won't show up.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2022 09:16 PM (OX9vb)
They have the robot at the local Chili's. It's annoying.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:18 PM (Zz0t1)
What's the minimum growth required to meet the conditions of the bet? Could this last into October?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 09:17 PM (llON8
Through May of next year, so yeah, it'll be in full effect in October. Well, as far as it grows by then, anyway.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 08:54 PM (6ogcc)
I'm in need of a watch. Maybe I'll order a "V2 Chrono-Gen Stealth"; I'd prefer the "Aqua" version but it's sold out. Thanks for the tip!
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM]
So happens I’m in the market too so I checked out the website. Nurse you should get commissions
Posted by: 7man at April 21, 2022 09:19 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:00 PM (x8kT3)
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Can I take that as a yes?
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 21, 2022 09:01 PM (wyw4S)
Zod, being Zod, is inscrutable...
***offers to enlist in the Gorilla Bath Salts Cavalry***
Posted by: Douglas Adam's editor at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (BgMrQ)
Thanks! Used to be a daywalker until (insert heresy).
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 09:18 PM (llON
Grab my wrist. No. Other hand. No. other way.
*sweet karate move*
Ow!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
Ace is mort?!?!
(Sensei, teacher. Sensai, deceased wife.)
Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (P1f+c)
Food costs, perhaps, but I have no doubt that they've got the robotics just about ready to replace the human workers who won't show up.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2022 09:16 PM (OX9vb)
They have the robot at the local Chili's. It's annoying.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:18 PM (Zz0t1)
It is a mechanical box or is it something they've tried to make "cute" and instead have taken a deep dice into the uncanny valley?
....also does it have to wear flair?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (llON8)
* Insert stiff joke here *
She's brittle now?
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (eGTCV)
(Sensei, teacher. Sensai, deceased wife.)
Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (P1f+c)
Ace transitioned.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 21, 2022 09:21 PM (lgeFv)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2022 09:16 PM (OX9vb)
I can't speak to fast food, but...anyone been to Wally World lately? Noticed how about 75% of the checkout area has been converted to self-scan stations? All the grocery stores rolled out a lot more of that in 2020 and 2021, too; even the upscale holdouts that are going for a more luxury, get-waited-on ambiance.
They're preparing.
Posted by: CppThis at April 21, 2022 09:21 PM (UewuT)
The Few. The Proud. The Apes.
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:21 PM (x8kT3)
....also does it have to wear flair?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (llON
Roomba with a wig.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2022 09:22 PM (KFSCm)
Posted by: ZOD
The prayers of the Horde are with you.
Zod multos annos sanabit et reget. Salvete, omnes Zod!
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 09:22 PM (RUM+T)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 21, 2022 09:22 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Fox2! at April 21, 2022 08:44 PM (HLnIL)
Drawing of the Dark, Dinner at Deviants' Palace, On Stranger Tides and The Anubis Gates are really good. After that he went in odd directions and were not as engaging for me
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2022 09:22 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2022 09:22 PM (KFSCm)
I'll tip it with an NFT.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 09:23 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Seems legit at April 21, 2022 09:23 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 21, 2022 09:23 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:24 PM (eGTCV)
All the grocery stores rolled out a lot more of that in 2020 and 2021, too;
_________
All those self-checkout machines have a vendetta against me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2022 09:25 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: 7man
I don't wear watches, or jewelry in general, but I had to look, too. Nice things.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2022 09:25 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:26 PM (x8kT3)
It is a mechanical box or is it something they've tried to make "cute" and instead have taken a deep dice into the uncanny valley?
....also does it have to wear flair?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (llON8
No. It's basically a rolling set of serving trays.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Ace transitioned.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 09:20 PM (SH2Zi)
And apparently died.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 09:28 PM (haMNq)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 09:28 PM (haMNq)
It really would be awesome if punishment for treason in this country was actually a thing. Seriously.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: klaftern at April 21, 2022 09:30 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: fd at April 21, 2022 09:30 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 09:28 PM (haMNq)
HA HA!
...but I wonder how many of his flunkies live in Myanmar or if their current residences could be convinced to turn them over.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 09:30 PM (llON8)
Posted by: ZOD at April 21, 2022 09:26 PM (x8kT3)
*bows head*
*prays for ZOD*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rex B at April 21, 2022 09:31 PM (D5wFp)
Posted by: CppThis at April 21, 2022 09:31 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:31 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: klaftern at April 21, 2022 09:30 PM (taPSh)
The Top Gear episode with Ken Block and Matt LeBlanc.....Ken's car has a red button. Matt wants to push it, but is denied. Every time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rex B at April 21, 2022 09:32 PM (D5wFp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 09:32 PM (Ya/Fu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 09:32 PM (Ya/Fu)
Owch.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rex B at April 21, 2022 09:34 PM (D5wFp)
Posted by: Rex B at April 21, 2022 09:32 PM (D5wFp)
Especially for crystal radios.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 09:34 PM (Ya/Fu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 09:32 PM (Ya/Fu)
*toast*
Modern plumbing is nice.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 09:34 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 21, 2022 09:34 PM (n/szn)
Apparently Soros' "Open Society Foundation" was pretty active there. I don't know why, but I can guess.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 09:35 PM (haMNq)
Posted by: S. Epatha Merkerson at April 21, 2022 09:36 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Rex B at April 21, 2022 09:34 PM (D5wFp)
Bearded clam.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 21, 2022 09:36 PM (zjVy3)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 09:37 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus
www.ApolloInRealTime.org
The best rabbit hole on the net.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 09:37 PM (RUM+T)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:33 PM (Zz0t1)
It's not that bad. Lines run across the ceiling joists in the basement, and up through floors to upstairs fixtures. Only place I will have to cut into the wall is behind the shower head in the tub, and that backs onto basement stairway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 09:38 PM (Ya/Fu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sharkman
That was a hoax. I learned that from Ace today.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 21, 2022 09:00 PM (OssQ4)
The metric system is a tool of the devil. My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I like it.
Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at April 21, 2022 09:39 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 09:38 PM (Ya/Fu)
What's a basement?
- - People from Texas
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 09:40 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 08:20 PM (nZ3UH)
Navage. It's better than a neti pot!
A douche bag for noses.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:40 PM (qfLjt)
Learn To Code.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:42 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 09:42 PM (Ya/Fu)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 09:42 PM (5HBd1)
emergency over I guess!
Posted by: Black Orchid at April 21, 2022 09:42 PM (j9HX3)
emergency over I guess!
Posted by: Black Orchid at April 21, 2022 09:42 PM (j9HX3)
"Vote for us because we CARE and gave you your FREEDOM back from that EVIL TRUMP and HIS VIRUS!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:44 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 21, 2022 09:44 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2022 09:45 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2022 09:46 PM (KFSCm)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 09:42 PM (5HBd1)
Until they murder him and take his stash.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 21, 2022 09:46 PM (gJ5sl)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:46 PM (eGTCV)
Now, with control of Congress up for grabs in a few short months - the Senate is tied, 50-50, and Democrats have the narrowest majority in history in the House - we can be sure that Thiel and his right-wing billionaire buddies will spend whatever it takes to buy GOP control of Congress, paving the way for massive billionaire giveaways, attacks on our democracy and climate, and a preview of Trump's reelection schemes. We absolutely can't let that happen!
We're asking you to join us in rubber-stamping bills with the message, "Stamp Money Out of Politics." It's totally legal, and every stamped bill becomes a mini billboard that is seen by an average of 875 people as it gets passed around. Just click here, chip in 16 dollars or more, and you will get your own "Stamp Money Out of Politics" rubber stamp! The money will be used to help defeat the GOP this November, and you'll be entered into a drawing to get free ice cream.
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 09:46 PM (dscaa)
----
Not fpr application to fartclams then?
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:46 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 09:42 PM (5HBd1)
Until they murder him and take his stash.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 21, 2022 09:46 PM (gJ5sl)
Yeah, not seeing the wisdom in surrounding yourself with starving, desperate people who know you have a giant stash of food.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 09:47 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 08:35 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm sure she is 0k.
----
Sponge and Doc
You are the joint winners. (I think uppercase K though)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:48 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 09:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 09:49 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 09:42 PM (5HBd1)
Until they murder him and take his stash.
___
Some people are going to learn the hard way.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 09:49 PM (q2j4k)
From the first spark near a large rock outcrop in July 2017, it exploded into a beast of unceasing ferocity, forcing thousands from their homes as it devoured acre after acre of the British Columbia interior.
Over nearly three months, it crossed a river, hopscotched containment lines and climbed sagebrush-covered hills, churning into the atmosphere an estimated 38 million tons of greenhouse gases -- roughly a year's worth of pollution from more than 8 million cars.
But while Canada dutifully reports such figures, when it comes to formally accounting for its emissions as part of the Paris climate agreement, the Elephant Hill blaze and others like it aren't part of the equation.
On paper, at least, they don't count.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 09:49 PM (R5nS2)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:50 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 21, 2022 09:50 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 21, 2022 09:46 PM (eGTCV)
---------
Vincent Price ruined tikis for everyone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2022 09:50 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 09:49 PM (R5nS2)
They haven't figured out how to monetize it yet.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 09:50 PM (SH2Zi)
---------
Give me a second, it'll come to me.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 08:09 PM (nZ3UH)
It's latin for FUPA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 08:30 PM (Ya/Fu)
Epiphany? That's when someone is having an allergic reaction... and you take an Epi pen and stick em in the butt.
----
Gerbils!
You stick pens in your butt? That's what a nurse may have done when she finds the rectal thermometer behind her ear.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:52 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 08:39 PM (eGTCV)
Product of an anal pregnancy.
----
punchline only
Sweet Young Thing: "I thought that's how you made puppies!"
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 09:54 PM (qfLjt)
What a shit show MaCarthy needs to go
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 21, 2022 10:00 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 10:01 PM (Zz0t1)
The media was agitating in that direction either right before or early into Covid. Nobody cared.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 10:01 PM (haMNq)
She is worth her weight in JOULES.
Posted by: Ciampino
No metric on this here blog. We speak the language of Men On The Moon, not you Eurofags.
----
LOL
I meant JEWELS!
When you don't speak metric then you lose the Mars spacecraft. In 1866, Congress authorized the use of
the metric system in this country and supplied
each state with a set of standard metric weights
and measures.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 10:02 PM (qfLjt)
---- Not good, that's only 10 chains/hogshead. You need to improve rodage.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 21, 2022 10:10 PM (qfLjt)
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