aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
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sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
lol
Update: LOL
Well, that was quicker than I thought pic.twitter.com/y5Oxf4wIle
— jason@calacanis.com (@Jason) April 21, 2022
New York (CNN Business)CNN+, the streaming service that was hyped as one of the most significant developments in the history of CNN, will shut down on April 30, just one month after it launched.lulz
The decision was made by new management after CNN's former parent company, WarnerMedia, merged with Discovery to form Warner Bros. Discovery. David Zaslav, the chief executive of Warner Bros. Discovery, has said that he wants to house all of the company's brands under one streaming service. Some CNN+ programming may eventually live on through that service.shyeah sure pig-faced Kate Bolduan bitching at you Chris Wallace stinking up your TV with his Adult Pampers and Soy Sauce hair-doo five hours of Tater a day lol
Stelter retyped the press release into his tweet, misspelling "signifiant" [sic]. Can't he copy/paste?
Posted by: HP Desktop REKT By gp
thicc fingers, cuz dey bad for textin' but dey good for sextin'
your girl don't complain when i'm givin' her pain
Posted by: Brian Stelter, Sex Machine
Breaking: CNN+ to be replaced with CNN Retro. We're just going to air content from the 1980s and 1990s. Email or tweet your request for your favorite oldie but goodie and we'll add it to the playlist. More to come.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle
Kasie Huntwaah-waah-wah-waah-waaaaaaaah
@kasie
1h
Today on #TheSourceKasie I spoke with Dr. Anthony Fauci about the mask court decision, vaccines for young children and what it's like living as a hero to some and a villain to others Hope you'll watch
@CNNplus
-- from 4pm ET https://tinyurl.com/y96xnts3
Posted by: redridinghood
@jaketapper 3/11/22 Read (and stream) all about it! My new book show "Jake Tapper's Book Club" premieres along with the launch of @CNNPlus on March 29. Sign up for updates.Jake's first (and last) book will be "Gone with the Wind."
Posted by: Jane D'oh
449 Twatter 18 minutes ago from Kasie Hunt: The journalists that I have been privileged to work with on CNN plus are world class. I am so incredibly proud to call them colleagues. If your organization would like a chance to benefit from their talents, my DMs are open. This is "my" job for the foreseeable future.Sad!
Posted by: Cheri
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Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:05 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:05 PM (LvTSG)
go. to. jail.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)
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Wallace is going to get an HBO Max show that no one will watch just to honor his contract because to break it would cost Discovery more money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:05 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Keanu Reeves at April 21, 2022 12:05 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2022 12:05 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 12:06 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at April 21, 2022 12:06 PM (Mooke)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 12:06 PM (+oXMi)
Posted by: 29Victor at April 21, 2022 12:06 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 21, 2022 12:06 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: DB at April 21, 2022 12:06 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Skip's phone at April 21, 2022 12:06 PM (kC+90)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2022 12:06 PM (uO+/l)
Posted by: Dick Morris at April 21, 2022 12:06 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 21, 2022 12:06 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:05 PM
Clowns to the left of me...jokers to the right...stuck in the center with you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2022 12:06 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 21, 2022 12:06 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: m at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (ZpkZT)
Posted by: HP Desktop REKT By gp at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (GwxCX)
So CNN was less than honest? Knock me over with a feather.
And nice they let Tator proclaim the news of his pending chance to explore other projects.
Posted by: Bete at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (eqyIS)
It will probably involve clown shoes and soft porn *boom chicka bow wow*
Posted by: Keanu Reeves at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Brian Stelter at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (lfSFb)
You know, I think we are going to need a shadenboner radar to warn about all of the sudden navigation hazards.
Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (9otr5)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (9k3aZ)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (MkuC5)
@oliverdarcy
If you aren't signing up for @CNNplus to watch @EvanMcS travel the country and eat burgers, i don't know what you're waiting for.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Czech Chick at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 21, 2022 12:08 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 12:06 PM
Mine just texted from Pluto to tell Chris Wallace to get fucked sideways.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2022 12:08 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2022 12:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Like fail faster.
Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 12:08 PM (9otr5)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2022 12:08 PM (tPodT)
Posted by: Jmel at April 21, 2022 12:08 PM (RWHIh)
Posted by: m at April 21, 2022 12:08 PM (ZpkZT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 12:08 PM (+oXMi)
As far as we could see, they had total confidence - and yet they would have been better off to take all of that $300 million, throw it in a few dumpsters, and set it on fire. They just lost all of it. In 6 weeks.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2022 12:08 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at April 21, 2022 12:08 PM (lfSFb)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 21, 2022 12:08 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 12:08 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 12:08 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Failed TV Exec at April 21, 2022 12:09 PM (18lwC)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 12:09 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: 496 at April 21, 2022 12:09 PM (U1eOr)
@oliverdarcy
If you aren't signing up for @CNNplus to watch @EvanMcS travel the country and eat burgers, i don't know what you're waiting for.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (ptqGC)
If I ever see him on the street, I will go to jail for assault. I promise.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:05 PM (LvTSG)
But will they still have to pay for all his hair dye? Inquiring minds need to know.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 21, 2022 12:09 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 12:09 PM (9k3aZ)
Posted by: DB at April 21, 2022 12:09 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:09 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Sure, like the back catalogue of special reports and maybe some new special reports. Maybe - depending on the contract language - they'll move Chris Wallace into some dark corner for a while. Five hours of Tater per day will almost certainly not be moving.
When they announced their "half price for life" thing, I knew the service's days were numbered but I expected them to keep it up for a year - not a *month* LOL.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2022 12:09 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: m at April 21, 2022 12:09 PM (ZpkZT)
Posted by: Jmel at April 21, 2022 12:08 PM (RWHIh)
Slap hot iron to it.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 12:10 PM (SH2Zi)
Wallace is going to get an HBO Max show that no one will watch just to honor his contract because to break it would cost Discovery more money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
And no one will watch him on HBO Max either.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2022 12:10 PM (tPodT)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 21, 2022 12:10 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 12:10 PM (9otr5)
Posted by: New Coke at April 21, 2022 12:10 PM (QyhhU)
Posted by: Dr. T
does he dye it, or does he get it molded like Sam Donaldson used to do
Posted by: DB at April 21, 2022 12:10 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 21, 2022 12:10 PM (fxCK2)
Naked and Afraid of Tater
Chris Wallace's Deadliest Catch
Posted by: Scott_T at April 21, 2022 12:10 PM (2waQ7)
LOL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2022 12:10 PM (DU+/6)
Wallace is going to get an HBO Max show that no one will watch just to honor his contract because to break it would cost Discovery more money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
And no one will watch him on HBO Max either.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2022 12:10 PM (tPodT)
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He's is going to be a black spot (well, red) on Discovery's books for a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:10 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 12:06 PM
Mine just texted from Pluto to tell Chris Wallace to get fucked sideways.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2022 12:08 PM
Mine just ripped through my mask at 32,000 ft. to tell the sky stewardess to fetch me a bourbon and a potato.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 12:10 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 21, 2022 12:11 PM (p+1gI)
Posted by: HP Desktop REKT By gp at April 21, 2022 12:11 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: DB at April 21, 2022 12:11 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: 29Victor at April 21, 2022 12:11 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 12:11 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Nova local at April 21, 2022 12:11 PM (exHjb)
Wasn't your daughter just sick with that?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 12:11 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:05 PM (LvTSG)
Netflix is looking to beef up their catalog.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 12:11 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 21, 2022 12:11 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: HP Desktop REKT By gp at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (qpX6U)
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Looks like he did a copy/paste from the cnn website. If you look at the screencap in the tweet, it has the same misspelling.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2022 12:11 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 21, 2022 12:10 PM (TNyrE)
++++
All of the 1980s-vintage excerpts of CNN that were included in the movie "Rollover."
CNN Retro could do "theme nights" to try to bring in subscribers...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2022 12:11 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: m at April 21, 2022 12:11 PM (ZpkZT)
Posted by: Edsel at April 21, 2022 12:11 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 21, 2022 12:11 PM (p+1gI)
***golf clap***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (BgMrQ)
If you aren't signing up for @CNNplus to watch @EvanMcS travel the country and eat burgers, i don't know what you're waiting for.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (ptqGC)
Imagine having a digital network that can transmit information from anywhere in the world, *to* anywhere in the world, and this is what we use it for. If there's ever an alien invasion, we be hosed.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (9otr5)
Posted by: Jmel
I usually curl up in bed and try and sleep it off... fever- throw off blankets, chills- cover up with all blanks.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (tPodT)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:10 PM
There's a little black spot on the sun today...
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (mWFvB)
GrantB911 @GrantB911
- Double bacon cheeseburger
- Deep dish apple pie
- Vanilla bean ice cream
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Scott_T at April 21, 2022 12:10 PM (2waQ7)
+++++
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (1ais2)
Ne plus CNN+.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (UGDPW)
GrantB911 @GrantB911
Tenn. Death Row Inmate Oscar Smith, convicted of killing his estranged wife, Judith Smith, and her sons Jason and Chad, 13 & 16, at their Nashville home in 1989, selects last meal. https://bit.ly/3vuNWeR
- Double bacon cheeseburger
- Deep dish apple pie
- Vanilla bean ice cream
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (UHVv4)
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All you can eat buffet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Keanu Reeves at April 21, 2022 12:05 PM (ZsR3z)
It's fascinating to look at what we can see of the internal politics of how this went down. WarnerMedia said they didn't want to interfere with CNN during the merger because it might cause regulatory problems. CNN knew this, and apparently was worried that Warner wouldn't approve, so they rushed the rollout so that it would be a done deal when the merger went through. They thought Warner would have to accept what they had launched as a fait accompli.
Warner just laughed and shut it all down as fast as they could.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 12:06 PM
A team from Austria is scheduled to climb mine this summer
Posted by: DB at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 21, 2022 12:10 PM (TNyrE)
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Classic CNN
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2022 12:13 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 21, 2022 12:13 PM (WOrn/)
I mean... CNN can't even keep its captive airport audience and they thought people would pay for more of the same?
Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at April 21, 2022 12:13 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (ESjRY)
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There is no straight news organization of any real scope. They could have tried that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:13 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: HP Desktop REKT By gp
thicc fingers, cuz
dey bad for textin' but dey good for sextin'
your girl don't complain when i'm givin' her pain
Posted by: Brian Stelter, Sex Machine at April 21, 2022 12:13 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 12:13 PM (9otr5)
Posted by: Ripley at April 21, 2022 12:13 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 21, 2022 12:13 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 21, 2022 12:13 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 21, 2022 12:13 PM (wtvvX)
I don't know why it came to me all of a sudden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:09 PM (LvTSG)
Because either you were thinking of watching all of Mel Gibson's movies or you want some CIA run drugs?
Posted by: Bete at April 21, 2022 12:13 PM (eqyIS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:13 PM (LvTSG)
++++
What?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2022 12:14 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 21, 2022 12:14 PM (WOrn/)
Posted by: Jmel at April 21, 2022 12:08 PM (RWHIh)
My kid has that (from yesterday) - Ibu, Umcka, Elderberry/Zinc gummy vitamin and lots of toast, tea, and miso...
Posted by: Nova local at April 21, 2022 12:14 PM (exHjb)
It will be like CNN but not bullshit. So nothing like CNN really. Or it could still be regular CNN and therefore bullshit so even the name would be a lie which would be perfect CNN actually.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 12:14 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: HP Desktop REKT By gp at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (qpX6U)
Take a look at that guy. How easy do you think it is for his fingers to hit only one key at a time?
Posted by: Dr. T at April 21, 2022 12:14 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 12:14 PM (cVt7n)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (sI15f)
No. It was a money launder. Plain and simple.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Patchy at April 21, 2022 12:14 PM (I/Pe0)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 21, 2022 12:11 PM (p+1gI)
How big is your cat?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 12:14 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 21, 2022 12:15 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Edsel at April 21, 2022 12:15 PM (ZsR3z)
90 Day Fiancé/Don Lemon crossover. He finds (foreign) true love
Naked and Afraid of Tater
Chris Wallace's Deadliest Catch
Posted by: Scott_T at April 21, 2022 12:10 PM (2waQ7)
To Catch a Predator - same as ever, but Chris Hanson just stands out front while a SWAT team raids the joint and frog marches the entire staff off to the Special Housing Unit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 12:15 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: DB at April 21, 2022 12:15 PM (geLO8)
Moar
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 21, 2022 12:15 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:15 PM (ZnXLo)
You thought they meant YOUR life?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2022 12:15 PM (BMmaB)
"CNN+"
A Bilaystock and Bloom Production. I wonder if they sold in excess of 10,000% per cent of the show.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2022 12:15 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle
MOAR Christiane Amanpour, AKA CNN War Whore!
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 12:16 PM (cVt7n)
"CNN+"
A Bilaystock and Bloom Production. I wonder if they sold in excess of 10,000% per cent of the show.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2022 12:15 PM (s2VJv)
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Has anyone checked Little Old Lady Land?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:16 PM (LvTSG)
- Double bacon cheeseburger
- Deep dish apple pie
- Vanilla bean ice cream
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (UHVv4)
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All you can eat buffet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (LvTSG)
They should give him an "impossible burger". It's not like he's going to have to shit it out later.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 12:16 PM (9k3aZ)
bad for typin' but dey please your girl
He's got girthy, girthy digits.
But why do you assume they're for a woman's pleasure???
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 21, 2022 12:16 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 12:16 PM (ZGrMX)
We'll see if they turn their greedy attention to CNN's bottom line and makes some major changes.
Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2022 12:16 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 12:16 PM (Mog7K)
Please lift up a prayer if you have one to spare. I know you guys work miracles.
Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 12:16 PM (9otr5)
Posted by: Failed TV Exec at April 21, 2022
***
The winner in "Short-Lived TV Shows": Turn-On from NBC in 1969. One episode aired; one was never shown. The end.
(Wiki says that Tim Conway was the guest on it. I didn't know that.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2022 12:16 PM (txdEq)
I have to wonder if the fired CFO was telling management to keep it alive or if he said 'kill it now' and while they didn't want to admit to it they fired him.
But, now they see his wisdom.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2022 12:16 PM (tPodT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:16 PM (LvTSG)
Taylor Lorenz and Bialy are reenacting the Rape of Lucretia . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2022 12:16 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:16 PM (ZnXLo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:10 PM (LvTSG)
"The Black spot? You dare to give ME the Black Spot???"
Posted by: Long John Silver at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (5kI0z)
10 million?
20 million?
I hope it's a lot more.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (cVt7n)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:16 PM (LvTSG)
Taylor Lorenz and Bialy are reenacting the Rape of Lucretia . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2022 12:16 PM (s2VJv)
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Naughty, naughty...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: CNN+ at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (BJKQV)
Spotify wants to draw an audience, not chase them away.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (SchxB)
I don't know why it came to me all of a sudden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:09 PM
Yep, because what the leftizoids cannot, absolutely cannot understand is that people are inundated with leftist points of view daily, ecerywhere. School, work, "news' "entertainment", music, movies, T.V etc. And you want to essentially sell them snow in Minnesota in January. No thanks, we're all stocked up.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (GwxCX)
Now that's progressive politics to a T.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: DB at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (geLO
Musk called and asked if I could help him launch satellites.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Roy at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (eq6Sp)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 12:16 PM (cVt7n)
If they bring Christiane back on air, at this point, it will be for the rawest porno ever made, opposite Volodomyr Zelensky.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 12:16 PM (9k3aZ)
Ohhh, he's going to shit it out later! I make sure of that!
Posted by: Ol' Sparky at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (Mog7K)
5. Slap bracelets
4. Pogs
3. Refrigerated eggs
2. New Coke
1. The Macarena
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (DU+/6)
I applaud the appropriately disrespectful stance not to give a crap about getting any of these people's names right, but I will say it does make it more difficult to do an image search to see what they look like.
Posted by: spindrift at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (fYAg6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2022 12:16 PM (s2VJv)
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Naughty, naughty...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (LvTSG)
T...t...tease me
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 21, 2022 12:18 PM (V6f9+)
All day. Everyday.
Mondays at 7: 'Why That Growth on Your Face (Probably) WILL KILL YOU!'
Tuesdays at 7: 'Scratchy Throat in the Morning; DEAD BY SUNSET!!'
Posted by: DaisyB at April 21, 2022 12:18 PM (Hswbs)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 12:18 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 21, 2022 12:18 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2022 12:18 PM (uO+/l)
But, now they see his wisdom.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2022 12:16 PM (tPodT)
It seems more likely that the fired CFO was telling them "oh no this is gonna be worth millions!!!" in between hits on his bong.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2022 12:18 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)
-----
It had to be.
Posted by: 496 at April 21, 2022 12:18 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 12:16 PM (9otr5)
Prayers up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:10 PM (LvTSG)
"The Black spot? You dare to give ME the Black Spot???"
Posted by: Long John Silver at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (trdmm)
=======
"Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim! You've always been a decent sort to old Billy Bones."
"I'm not Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim. He's* Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim."
-Gonzo
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:18 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:16 PM (LvTSG)
Got nothin' on Electric Ladyland
Posted by: zombie Jimmi Hendrix at April 21, 2022 12:18 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:18 PM (ZnXLo)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 21, 2022 12:18 PM (5kI0z)
There is an odd dichotomy here though.
They'll tell you there are no leftwing news sources, then they'll tell you of course all the "real" news sources skew left because they are "reality based".
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2022 12:18 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 12:18 PM (nZ3UH)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 21, 2022 12:18 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: CNN+ at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (BJKQV)
++++
*snort*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2022 12:19 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 21, 2022 12:19 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (UGDPW)
Debbie Does Donbas!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2022 12:19 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 12:06 PM
A team from Austria is scheduled to climb mine this summer
Posted by: DB at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (geLO
My team of Sherpas just told me: "Uh uh, it can't be done."
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 21, 2022 12:19 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:19 PM (ptqGC)
Would have been so much better with 'Scheduled to attempt a first ascent of miine...'.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 12:19 PM (8moh1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 12:19 PM (Mog7K)
Posted by: Failed TV Exec at April 21, 2022
Star Wars Christmas Special got more views than CNN+.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 12:19 PM (SH2Zi)
I don't know why it came to me all of a sudden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
The movie? Yes, I memba'. I liked it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 21, 2022 12:19 PM (3FiQa)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 21, 2022 12:19 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (UGDPW)
Dude.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 21, 2022 12:20 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 21, 2022 12:20 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 21, 2022 12:20 PM (3KDQ1)
Posted by: Jmel at April 21, 2022 12:08 PM (RWHIh)
My kid has that (from yesterday) - Ibu, Umcka, Elderberry/Zinc gummy vitamin and lots of toast, tea, and miso...
Posted by: Nova local at April 21, 2022 12:14 PM (exHjb)
Probably flu type-A. It's been going around Virginia gangbusters, according to our pediatrician. And yes, we just had it go through our household. Fortunately, no nausea or stomach issues, but man I (and the others) all felt like crap.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at April 21, 2022 12:20 PM (a/dOO)
Posted by: Chris Wallace at April 21, 2022 12:20 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 21, 2022 12:20 PM (3KDQ1)
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I do not remember these days.
I grew up after the dinosaurs' extinction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:20 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2022 12:20 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at April 21, 2022 12:06 PM
My dad does. Lucky me.
Posted by: Chuck C at April 21, 2022 12:20 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2022 12:20 PM (gktX6)
Be careful what you wish for as it just might come true.
Now Brian Stelter won't be able to afford bigger pants from all the binge eating from a vain attempt to numb his aching and bloated ego. And poor Chris Wallace, what will he do? Maybe he can start a streaming news channel at AOL.
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 21, 2022 12:20 PM (9I3i5)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (5+PEh)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (TO//S)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (UGDPW)
- Deep dish apple pie
- Vanilla bean ice cream
-
Is he asking for a heart attack?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (FVME7)
Discovery wasn't in great shape before they absorbed Warner Brothers and CNN. I can't imagine that merger makes them healthier.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (ZGrMX)
Alec Baldwin had a show that almost reached CNN+ levels of popularity.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (8moh1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (5+PEh)
++++
Which one?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (DU+/6)
*thump*
Peasant, "Well you didn't late long."
CNN+ "Not dead yet!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (ZnXLo)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2022 12:20 PM (63Dwl)
Ponch, Jon . . . and Porcins?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (s2VJv)
Cee enn enn plus died
in under 3 months. Also,
(The haiku ended earlier than expected. Just like CNN+ )
Posted by: 496 at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (U1eOr)
Is this a tax write-off scheme?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (DcKNO)
https://is.gd/dm6JSo
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:19 PM
And Leon's getting larger!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (GwxCX)
Dr. T.
Yay! A Nephilim thread!
Posted by: That guy who says Yay! A Nephilim thread! at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (j3/C+)
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (Mog7K)
Turn those machines back on! Turn those machines back on!
Posted by: Chris Wallace at April 21, 2022 12:20 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: DB at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (5+PEh)
++++
Which one?
The one where Scud missiles were being fired at journalists.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:20 PM (LvTSG)
So you knew Taylor Lorenz?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2022 12:18 PM (uO+/l)
What did we do to deserve that?
------ The cats
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (a/dOO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)
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It had to be.
Posted by: 496 at April 21, 2022 12:18 PM (U1eOr)
CNN sources claimed that everyone internally believed that this was going to be the future of CNN. Which, among other things, means that even they recognized that their main broadcast channel is dying.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (TO//S)
You can thank me later -- Amber Herd.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (AiZBA)
https://is.gd/dm6JSo
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (DU+/6)
They look fake, but accurate.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (s2VJv)
Restructuring costs rolled into the first couple of quarters when you can write off everything and blame it all on the acquisition, then show growth in future quarters.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (BMmaB)
Is this a tax write-off scheme?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (DcKNO)
++++
My bet is on "they're deluded and stupid."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:20 PM (LvTSG)
So you knew Taylor Lorenz?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (SH2Zi)
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I said after. Not during.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (LvTSG)
https://is.gd/dm6JSo
She got that Apple Bottom.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 12:23 PM (8moh1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (5+PEh)
The moment where the bombs started dropping and the black dude shit himself and locked himself in a closet was must see tv.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (ZGrMX)
Who was the guy they called the "Scud Stud"?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:23 PM (ptqGC)
https://tinyurl.com/yck28m8t
Dunno what Elon's true intentions are here, but it'll make some people's heads explode and that's always good for some entertainment.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 21, 2022 12:23 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: FYRE Festival at April 21, 2022 12:23 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 12:23 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (rJ48h)
That's not egg!
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 12:23 PM (Mog7K)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2022 12:23 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 21, 2022 12:23 PM (VWp7G)
It basically was. The centerpiece of their programming was literally 5 hours a day of Stelter. I have no idea who they thought was going to pay for that.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 12:23 PM (ZGrMX)
I'd like to assume that Fox wouldn't be stupid enough to rehire him, but that's not the reality.
Posted by: Edsel at April 21, 2022 12:24 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Don't laugh just yet.
I don't recall FOX News Sunday landing on a permanent host for the show yet. Considering that FOX rehabilitated Donna Brazile after her (normally) career-ending stunt for Hillary, I can actually see FOX rehiring Chris Wallace.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 21, 2022 12:24 PM (DV+V0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:23 PM (ptqGC)
Peter Kent. Or maybe Arthur Dent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 12:24 PM (9k3aZ)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2022 12:24 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 12:24 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: mr tmz
===
Their check cleared. We good.
Posted by: Consultants and MBAs at April 21, 2022 12:24 PM (+rn0x)
your girl's gonna pay for that tonight, cuz
Posted by: Brian Stelter, Sex Machine at April 21, 2022 12:24 PM (0G13K)
So Warner Brothers still has Loony Tune IP. Just do a straight news show but with Bugs and Daffy and tweety and the rest as the personality. All their onscreen "talent" now is worthless anyway, chuck them out with trebuchets. None of the ute these days even know the loony crew and it would all be fresh. They would need to have a break from their failed woke brand to ever recapture the market and this could do it. Then turn the CNN building back into a theme park like it was in the Croft days. Hell, buy that trippy stuff too, and have a psychedelic news channel for all the nation's new pot customers.
I'm telling you this is gold.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 12:24 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:24 PM (ZnXLo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 12:24 PM (bg3iC)
CNN sources claimed that everyone internally believed that this was going to be the future of CNN. Which, among other things, means that even they recognized that their main broadcast channel is dying.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (trdmm)
They spent $800 Million. On WHAT? They used CNN personalities and CNN's studios.
It was a money launder.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)
But why do you assume they're for a woman's pleasure???
Ass is ass!
Posted by: Brian Stelter, Amphibious Love Machine at April 21, 2022 12:25 PM (Wmbtn)
Go back to the first Gulf War when CNN still pretended to be Amercians. That's retro.
Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2022 12:25 PM (gktX6)
Is this a tax write-off scheme?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (DcKNO)
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That's the million dollar question.
These are the same executives who think they know what's best for America.
Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2022 12:25 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: RM at April 21, 2022 12:25 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 21, 2022 12:24 PM (DV+V0)
++++
If they do, they will win a Nobel prize in physics for demonstrating that it is possible for *both* partners in a relationship to be cucks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2022 12:25 PM (DU+/6)
I wasn't old enough then to stay up until midnight. I do remember the movie theater on base would play the national anthem before the feature.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 21, 2022 12:25 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Jmel at April 21, 2022 12:08 PM (RWHIh)
Hot Toddy.
Works wonders for chills and fevers.
I had never had one but my best friend, who is a nurse recommended it to me when I had COVID. Worked great.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 21, 2022 12:25 PM (INVex)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 12:24 PM (bg3iC)
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Trump must be destroyed for this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: HP Desktop REKT By gp at April 21, 2022 12:07 PM (qpX6U)
How can you be sure the original PR didn't say 'signifiant' and Tater's just too stupid to notice? Spelling is a lost art these days.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2022 12:25 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Jen
...and touched the face of God.
And I doubt any station could put that on the air now without getting sued.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2022 12:25 PM (tPodT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 12:25 PM (bg3iC)
-
"Significant"? It was Titanic!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 12:25 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)
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Follow the money.
Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2022 12:26 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2022 12:26 PM (wwcKe)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (rJ48h)
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That's probably why they're trying to claim the new execs want to consolidate streaming services. It wasn't that CNN+ was bad, the company just moved in an unexpected direction.
Funny that it is shutting down in 9 days, but only say that it *might* be a part of another streaming service. If that were the plan, it'd be known.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2022 12:26 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:26 PM (ZnXLo)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 12:26 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: James Tiberius Stelter at April 21, 2022 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)
I'd ride that like a busty bronco and you know that ain't no Fake News.
Posted by: Brian Stelter, Sex Machine at April 21, 2022 12:26 PM (0G13K)
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After all the comments about Depp's movies yesterday, I watched "The Ninth Gate" last night. Pretty good movie.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2022 12:26 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2022 12:26 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 21, 2022 12:26 PM (peIP9)
wait. nevermind. wrong thread, my bad.
Posted by: goatexchange at April 21, 2022 12:26 PM (APPN8)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (ZGrMX)
Who was the guy they called the "Scud Stud"?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:23 PM (ptqGC)
Arthur Kent.
Strangely enough, the man wasn't exactly a liberal.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 21, 2022 12:27 PM (DV+V0)
It may have been intended that way, but it all fell apart when Zucker and his girlfriend got the boot.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 12:27 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2022 12:21 PM (s2VJv)
Maybe Tater also got assigned those jobs.
Posted by: Wally at April 21, 2022 12:27 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at April 21, 2022 12:20 PM (a/dOO)
I'm told that the latest variant is now called Covid BA.2...
#pullmyotherleg
Posted by: zombie Jimmi Hendrix at April 21, 2022 12:27 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2022 12:23 PM (ESjRY)
They made the move because they blamed the loss of viewers on people moving to streaming, not their shitty content.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 21, 2022 12:27 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 12:27 PM (bg3iC)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 21, 2022 12:27 PM (3KDQ1)
OMG, the 5 Hours of Tater thing was real? I thought Ace was just funnin' us. Who in G-d's good name thought anyone could take that much Tater? The Russian Army doesn't consume that much potato.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 12:27 PM (UGDPW)
keep it on the low-low but that's not egg
quite the opposite, if you catch the drift of my semen
Posted by: Brian Stelter, Sex Machine at April 21, 2022 12:27 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 21, 2022 12:27 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Hepcat at April 21, 2022 12:27 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 12:27 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:27 PM (ZnXLo)
I saw Face Full of Tastykake open for Birdsongs of the Mesozoic at TT the Bear's in '87.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2022 12:27 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: #fingertater at April 21, 2022 12:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 12:27 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 12:27 PM (UGDPW)
++++
LOL. Yes. They had him for five hours per DAY. Not per week, but per freaking *day.*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2022 12:28 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 12:12 PM (UHVv4)
Nineteen Eighty Nine.
Leon Czolgosz assassinated William McKinley on 9/6/1901 and was executed on 10/29/1901.
Posted by: Chuck C at April 21, 2022 12:28 PM (EughT)
It was a money launder.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)
------
Had to be.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2022 12:28 PM (DcKNO)
No? I thought this place might appreciate a little intellectual math humor. Doody.
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 12:28 PM (yy25D)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2022 12:26 PM (sWM8x)
except that I hate the ending. It makes me want to throw things.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2022 12:28 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 21, 2022 12:28 PM (R0Tis)
In New Jersey call 1-800-232-6966.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2022 12:28 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Brian Stelter, Amphibious Love Machine
don't listen to him, you want your news from a Reporter, not a Repeater.
Posted by: Brian Stelter, Sex Machine at April 21, 2022 12:28 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 21, 2022 12:29 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 12:27 PM (UGDPW)
lol
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 12:29 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 12:28 PM (yy25D)
++++
No math on the blog. You're expected to apologize and provide a pretty lady as an act of contrition when you violate the rule.
I have you covered. This time.
https://is.gd/VUhkVh
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2022 12:29 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2022 12:26 PM (sWM8x)
except that I hate the ending. It makes me want to throw things.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2022 12:28 PM (trdmm)
========
Polanski, huh? Rosemary's Baby is much more better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:29 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 12:29 PM (7YNMy)
@kasie
1h
Today on #TheSourceKasie
I spoke with Dr. Anthony Fauci about the mask court decision, vaccines for young children and what it's like living as a hero to some and a villain to others
Hope you'll watch
@CNNplus
-- from 4pm ET
https://tinyurl.com/y96xnts3
Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2022 12:29 PM (NpAcC)
https://is.gd/dm6JSo
She got that Apple Bottom.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 12:23 PM (8moh1)
Is that Amouranth, the Twitch streamer?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 21, 2022 12:29 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: CNN+ at April 21, 2022 12:29 PM (BJKQV)
Is this a tax write-off scheme?
Posted by: Seems Legit
You know... they're going to take CNN back to a real news station soon... yeah, real soon.
HAHAHAHAHA... breath, repeat
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2022 12:29 PM (tPodT)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 21, 2022 12:30 PM (peIP9)
5 hours of Mark Dice voicing Brian Stelter would've been a HUGE draw.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)
The Miklos Estate may have to sue.
Posted by: Miklos, Attorney-in-Fact at April 21, 2022 12:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 21, 2022 12:30 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 21, 2022 12:30 PM (ppBhU)
Dead men don't tell tales.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2022 12:30 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 12:30 PM (bg3iC)
I've heard their entire business plan was based on Mark Dice buying a lot of duplicate subscriptions, because that's a lot of Tater to overdub.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 12:30 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: CNN+ at April 21, 2022 12:30 PM (fYAg6)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 12:30 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Failed TV Exec
Even Hello Larry
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 12:27 PM (arJlL)
Even The Secret Files of Desmond Pfeiffer.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2022 12:30 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 21, 2022 12:30 PM (peIP9)
Today on #TheSourceKasie I spoke with Dr. Anthony Fauci about the mask court decision, vaccines for young children and what it's like living as a hero to some and a villain to others
Hope you'll watch @CNNplus -- from 4pm ET ...
Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2022 12:29 PM (NpAcC)
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LOL no
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2022 12:30 PM (DU+/6)
How do you even show prep for that? Was he just reading tweets by the end of the broadcast?
Posted by: bonhomme at April 21, 2022 12:31 PM (eyxn4)
Hope you'll watch
@CNNplus
-- from 4pm ET
https://tinyurl.com/y96xnts3
Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2022 12:29 PM (NpAcC)
Watch while you can. It'll be a collector's item soon.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)
CNN. On a respirator and remdesivir. Doctor said to summon the family.
NFLX. Passed out on the floor of the ER in a pool of vomit.
Disney. Just got carried in with a really bad knife wound.
Twitter. Getting severely abused in the parking lot.
What a good week its been.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 21, 2022 12:31 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 12:30 PM (bg3iC)
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If they'd thought of that, it might actually have saved the platform.
Don't give them any ideas.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2022 12:31 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 21, 2022 12:24 PM (DV+V0)
Wallace has said publicly that he just could not stand being part of the same network as that icky Tucker Carlson any more.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2022 12:31 PM (trdmm)
https://is.gd/dm6JSo
that one would float, so
Nota witch, but GUILTY
Posted by: Miklosdoric of York, Medieval Barber and Jurist at April 21, 2022 12:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 12:31 PM (8moh1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:31 PM (ZnXLo)
Twitter. Getting severely abused in the parking lot.
What a good week its been.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 21, 2022 12:31 PM (MkuC5)
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And yet, Twitter won't come inside because it likes it too much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:32 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2022 12:32 PM (5NRaB)
Posted by: Hepcat at April 21, 2022 12:32 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 21, 2022 12:27 PM (3KDQ1)
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My dad had a trick for changing the channel from the couch. He called it "telling the kids to do it".
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2022 12:32 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 21, 2022 12:32 PM (wNDOJ)
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 12:32 PM (arJlL)
Is Chris Wallace going to melt down like the Wicked Witch now?
He's what, 70? Must have money. He didn't retire because he literally has nothing better to do.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 21, 2022 12:32 PM (G3C4V)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 12:32 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: CNN+ at April 21, 2022 12:30 PM (fYAg6)
Cop Rock.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 12:32 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 21, 2022 12:32 PM (peIP9)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (ZGrMX)
Who was the guy they called the "Scud Stud"?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022
***
I asked about that earlier this year. Somebody said it was "Arthur Kent."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2022 12:32 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2022 12:26 PM (sWM8x)
except that I hate the ending. It makes me want to throw things.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2022 12:28 PM (trdmm)
The ending is a bit abrupt.
Strange kind of evil love story.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 21, 2022 12:32 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:26 PM (ZnXLo)
Zaphod Beeblebrox
nyah
Posted by: Douglas Adam's editor at April 21, 2022 12:32 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 21, 2022 12:31 PM (eyxn4)
He was letting Jeffrey Toobin get in with a zoom call.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2022 12:32 PM (trdmm)
dey bad for textin' but dey good for sextin'
your girl don't complain when i'm givin' her pain
Posted by: Brian Stelter, Sex Machine
Was it wrong to chortle at this? 'Cause I did.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 21, 2022 12:33 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 21, 2022 12:33 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 12:17 PM (FVME7)
And they both involve shitting the bed.
Posted by: LASue at April 21, 2022 12:33 PM (5y7pR)
Posted by: Brian Stelter, Sex Machine at April 21, 2022 12:33 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 21, 2022 12:33 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 21, 2022 12:33 PM (JQ81d)
What a good week its been.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 21, 2022 12:31 PM
Don't forget 29 year old Taylor Lorenz.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 12:33 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:34 PM (ZnXLo)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2022 12:34 PM (DcKNO)
Maybe his contract has a minimum number of on-air hours and they were just burning through them.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2022 12:34 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2022 12:34 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2022 12:26 PM (sWM8x)
except that I hate the ending. It makes me want to throw things.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2022 12:28 PM (trdmm)
It's Polanski, what do you expect?
Depp was good in Ed Wood.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2022 12:34 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 12:22 PM (ZGrMX)
Who was the guy they called the "Scud Stud"?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022
***
I asked about that earlier this year. Somebody said it was "Arthur Kent."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2022 12:32 PM (txdEq)
Clark's Cousin?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 12:34 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 21, 2022 12:33 PM (Cus5s)
They have one... We have it as they offered a year free for Veterans
Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2022 12:34 PM (dvgPQ)
https://tinyurl.com/y6av2dch
(Tw@tter link)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 12:30 PM (QYPq3)
Damn! lol
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 12:34 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: CNN+ at April 21, 2022 12:34 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 21, 2022 12:34 PM (ytSiK)
Don't know...I'm more of an Edybot guy.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 12:31 PM (8moh1)
She's cute too
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 21, 2022 12:34 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2022 12:34 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 21, 2022 12:32 PM (peIP9)
I got it covered.
Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at April 21, 2022 12:34 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: A TRIBE CALLED QUEST at April 21, 2022 12:34 PM (8moh1)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2022 12:34 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:35 PM (ZnXLo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Didn't they issue some NFTs of the 1st historic hour?
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 21, 2022 12:35 PM (AiZBA)
He spent the last hour calling up BOGO specials for the nearest Subway.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2022 12:35 PM (2JVJo)
Fine. I will say five Hail Mary Elizabeth Winsteads
https://tinyurl.com/yuvj2fat
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 12:35 PM (JpV1k)
Posted by: Auspex at April 21, 2022 12:35 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 12:35 PM (8moh1)
Today is the 104th anniversary of the date Manfred Freiherr von Richthofen was shot down and killed.
That is all.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2022 12:35 PM (ARs9M)
Charles C Cooke (or another C-word?): "We shouldn't salt the Earth; we cannot be about revenge."
Posted by: Thrawn at April 21, 2022 12:35 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 21, 2022 12:35 PM (OgrpQ)
Did anyone check the AFF for her in the sidebar? LOL
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2022 12:36 PM (BMmaB)
5 hours a day?
So it was just "The Tater Network?"
WTAF?
There's not even close to enough Tater """content""" for that to be a sustainable business plan. Had this lasted longer than a SINGLE FREAKIN' MONTH, it would have basically become a dedicated mukbang channel.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 12:36 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 12:36 PM (JpV1k)
Great, fantastic, yuge timing. The best.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 21, 2022 12:36 PM (aXxgO)
Seth Meyers, Jimmie Kimmel, and Steven Colbert next, please.
It's not personal, just business.
Posted by: Auspex at April 21, 2022 12:35 PM (Xo3T0)
I see John Stewart is crashing and burning too
Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2022 12:36 PM (dvgPQ)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 21, 2022 12:36 PM (zL564)
Posted by: New Coke
I know, right?
Posted by: Edsel
Now, if only the Vatican would rescind the heresies of Vatican II. Even Coca Cola learned that New Coke was a failure and it's been over 50 years and Rome still doesn't "get it."
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 21, 2022 12:36 PM (JVCkA)
Posted by: Crusader at April 21, 2022 12:36 PM (ibQSj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2022 12:36 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 12:36 PM (qyEdo)
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 21, 2022 12:36 PM (MkuC5)
I miss AllenG's daily reminder.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2022 12:37 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 21, 2022 12:37 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dr Spank
Coming soon to the wardrobes of starving Africans.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 12:37 PM (bg3iC)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 21, 2022 12:37 PM (TO//S)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2022
*
Clark's Cousin?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022
***
Could be. So many Kryptonians wound up on Earth that one could have been adopted by Jonathan or Martha Kent's brother or sister!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2022 12:37 PM (txdEq)
She's best known for twerking on Comcast's rapidly failing G4TV reboot after they had an ugly lesbian lecture viewers about how the new woke G4 would never have good-looking women on again to punish the viewers.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 12:37 PM (ZGrMX)
@jaketapper 3/11/22
Read (and stream) all about it! My new book show "Jake Tapper's Book Club" premieres along with the launch of @CNNPlus on March 29. Sign up for updates.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 21, 2022 12:37 PM (JVCkA)
Seth Meyers, Jimmie Kimmel, and Steven Colbert next, please.
It's not personal, just business.
Posted by: Auspex at April 21, 2022 12:35 PM (Xo3T0)
I see John Stewart is crashing and burning too
Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2022 12:36 PM (dvgPQ)
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Apple's going to keep him around because the numbers on their streaming service kind of suck in general and they've backed the streaming service with billions of dollars from other more profitable sides of the company.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:37 PM (LvTSG)
Today is the 104th anniversary of the date Manfred Freiherr von Richthofen was shot down and killed.
That is all.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2022 12:35 PM (ARs9M)
Maybe he had the CNN logo painted on his plane.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2022 12:37 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2022 12:37 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 12:37 PM (bg3iC)
your girl don't complain when i'm givin' her pain
TAKE YO FINGERS OUT OF MY WIFE'S ASS!
Posted by: Will Smif at April 21, 2022 12:38 PM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 21, 2022 12:38 PM (DjnqL)
That is all.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2022 12:35 PM (ARs9M)
Still conflict if he was shot down by Cedric Popkin or shot down by Australian Rifle platoon ground fire.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 21, 2022 12:38 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 21, 2022 12:38 PM (lz5hY)
Get fucked, Chuck. I want the earth saltier than Popeye after Olive tells him she's carrying Wimpy's baby.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2022 12:38 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:38 PM (ZnXLo)
She's best known for twerking on Comcast's rapidly failing G4TV reboot after they had an ugly lesbian lecture viewers about how the new woke G4 would never have good-looking women on again to punish the viewers.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 12:37 PM (ZGrMX)
They thought mocking and disparaging their own viewers would be more profitable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 12:38 PM (dNqv+)
She's best known for twerking on Comcast's rapidly failing G4TV reboot after they had an ugly lesbian lecture viewers about how the new woke G4 would never have good-looking women on again to punish the viewers.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 12:37 PM (ZGrMX)
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And by all accounts G4 is still failing miserably.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:38 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: CNN+ at April 21, 2022 12:38 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Crusader at April 21, 2022 12:38 PM (ibQSj)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 21, 2022 12:39 PM (JVCkA)
And once this all plays out, and Discovery swings the axe at CNN proper, I'm putting my chips on "Tater becomes a mukbang YouTuber."
That's his best play at this point.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 12:39 PM (UGDPW)
I miss AllenG's daily reminder.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2022 12:37 PM (BMmaB)
He's usually around in JJ's thread and drops it there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Today is the 104th anniversary of the date Manfred Freiherr von Richthofen was shot down and killed.
That is all.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2022 12:35 PM (ARs9M)
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So what you're saying is "in other news, Manfred Freiherr von Richthofen is still dead"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2022 12:39 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2022 12:37 PM (iDcra)
Especially since they were all employees of WB Discovery
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 12:39 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: CNN+ at April 21, 2022 12:38 PM (BJKQV)
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*golf clap*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:39 PM (LvTSG)
That is all.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2022 12:35 PM
Maybe he was blinded by the light.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 12:39 PM (GwxCX)
@mdornic
For the record, we are VERY happy with the launch of CNN+ and are only bracing for a long run of success.
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Well, not that long. Or that much success.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 12:39 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 12:37 PM (ZGrMX)
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What on earth was Comcast thinking? What need is there of G4 at this point, given the massive audiences of the YouTubers and Twitchers and the completely saturated market? Add in to the "you're not woke enough and you suck" angle and everyone involved should be panhandling on street corners at this point.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2022 12:39 PM (DU+/6)
https://youtu.be/4sDcuw_YMz0
Fauci can go [deleted].
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 21, 2022 12:39 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2022 12:34 PM (iDcra)
A square root of -1. The solution to square root is always a set of two numbers. In this case, the other answer is -i
Posted by: banana pedantic Dream at April 21, 2022 12:39 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: mc at April 21, 2022 12:39 PM (arTnq)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2022 12:38 PM (2JVJo)
He should have said 'I'll gladly pay you tuesday for a condom today.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 12:40 PM (dNqv+)
I can do it! Put me in! Rush only did three hours a day, and I'm literally at least twice the man he ever was!
Posted by: Brian "Tater" Stelter at April 21, 2022 12:40 PM (q20PC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)
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Soy sauce hair-doo! ROFL This place cracks me up. It's a cornucopia of funny-isms and hilarious-isms.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 21, 2022 12:40 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at April 21, 2022 12:40 PM (JpV1k)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 12:40 PM (9k3aZ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 21, 2022 12:38 PM (lz5hY)
Someone online said he made the final transition to Strip Club DJ.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 21, 2022 12:40 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)
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What of Windows ME?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:40 PM (LvTSG)
I'd love to be a fly on the wall for whoever had to tell Brian Stelter that he had to write the announcement of CNN+'s demise.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 21, 2022 12:38 PM (OgrpQ)
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Doubt we'll ever know for sure. Back in high school I read a book that made a pretty good case for SGT Popkin.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2022 12:41 PM (ARs9M)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:38 PM (LvTSG)
They built a giant studio, paid a lot of staff, and then a gormless idiot set it all on fire.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 12:41 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 21, 2022 12:41 PM (peIP9)
Yeah. When nobody is signing up or tuning in, your platform ain't exactly under stress.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2022 12:41 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2022 12:41 PM (ARs9M)
Posted by: Brian The Potato! at April 21, 2022 12:41 PM (I2/tG)
I have a potato on top of my fridge with more eyes on it than Tater.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 12:41 PM (UGDPW)
I don't think that's how "significant" is defined.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 21, 2022 12:41 PM (p+1gI)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 21, 2022 12:41 PM (lz5hY)
@jordylancaster
CNN+ didn't even last as long as Jeffrey Toobin during a Zoom meeting.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:35 PM (ptqGC)
lol
Today is a great day.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 12:41 PM (SH2Zi)
They for sure will keep a "losing" company money on that, and fork $Billions into it, so they can write of those loses as "business ventures" on their corporate taxes, reducing their net Federal tax profile.
Posted by: Scott_T at April 21, 2022 12:41 PM (2waQ7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 21, 2022 12:42 PM (WB3Pf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:42 PM (ZnXLo)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 12:42 PM (GwxCX)
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I think a better metaphor would be the Hindenburg.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 12:42 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:38 PM (LvTSG)
They built a giant studio, paid a lot of staff, and then a gormless idiot set it all on fire.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 12:41 PM (dNqv+)
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Well, she did get hired by a producer. Why does the producer and editor always get ignored in this stuff?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:42 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 12:42 PM (nZ3UH)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 21, 2022 12:42 PM (JVCkA)
Read (and stream) all about it! My new book show "Jake Tapper's Book Club" premieres along with the launch of @CNNPlus on March 29. Sign up for updates.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:37 PM (ptqGC)
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OFFS...a book club, with Tapper? I'd rather slam Crenshaw's dick in a car door.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2022 12:42 PM (DcKNO)
The journalists that I have been privileged to work with on CNN plus are world class. I am so incredibly proud to call them colleagues.
If your organization would like a chance to benefit from their talents, my DMs are open.
This is "my" job for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: Cheri at April 21, 2022 12:42 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: banana pedantic Dream at April 21, 2022 12:39 PM (0fVbu)
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Except for the square root of 0.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2022 12:42 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at April 21, 2022 12:42 PM (JpV1k)
We're really expensive, and we're the people who told CNN that CNN+ would have millions of subscribers!
Posted by: The Geniuses At McKinsey! at April 21, 2022 12:42 PM (I2/tG)
I don't think that's how "significant" is defined.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 21, 2022 12:41 PM (p+1gI)
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I'd call it a significant mile marker on the demise of the CNN brand.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:43 PM (LvTSG)
I'd love to be a fly on the wall for whoever had to tell Brian Stelter that he had to write the announcement of CNN+'s demise.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:41 PM (ptqGC)
I'm pretty sure the conversation started with "look, fat..."
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2022 12:43 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at April 21, 2022 12:40 PM (JpV1k)
He would have loved this.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 12:43 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:42 PM (ZnXLo)
STOP EATING, HERMANN!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 12:43 PM (dNqv+)
What's the difference between CNN+ and the Japanese Tsunami?
Some people enjoyed the Japanese Tsunami.
Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at April 21, 2022 12:43 PM (JpV1k)
Posted by: Norm MacDonald at April 21, 2022 12:43 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: blaster
Prayers up for her, blaster. Stay frosty. It will be fine.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 12:44 PM (cVt7n)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2022 12:42 PM (CAJOC)
+0 and -0
Posted by: banana pedantic Dream at April 21, 2022 12:44 PM (0fVbu)
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What of Windows ME?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:40 PM (LvTSG)
Winblows ME?
That shit sucked......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)
I don't think that's how "significant" is defined.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 21, 2022 12:41 PM (p+1gI)
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"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means"
--Inigo Montoya
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2022 12:44 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2022 12:42 PM (CAJOC)
Thanks for that. My computer just crashed.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 21, 2022 12:44 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:45 PM (ZnXLo)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
*inscrutable glare*
Posted by: Wo Fat, current owner of the iconic Hawaiian hotel (Hunter arranged) at April 21, 2022 12:45 PM (QzkSJ)
And, amazingly, Iggy Pop's 75th birthday!
Rampant drug abuse, promiscuous sex, and general hell-raising is good for you!
Posted by: Iggy! at April 21, 2022 12:45 PM (I2/tG)
https://youtu.be/t31rUX3QDiQ
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 12:45 PM (cVt7n)
Posted by: CNN+ at April 21, 2022 12:38 PM (BJKQV)
Nice.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 12:45 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 12:45 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 21, 2022 12:45 PM (lz5hY)
STOP EATING, HERMANN!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 12:43 PM (dNqv+
That was back when he was still mainlining dope all the time. He didn't blow up to Tater size until Hitler made him get off the horse.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 12:45 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2022 12:36 PM
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He committed career suicide when he went on Coal-bear and told the Covid Karens ghat masks are useless.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 21, 2022 12:46 PM (zL564)
Posted by: Swinging Richard at April 21, 2022 12:46 PM (87T2h)
CNN+ and 9/11 walk into a bar. The bartender says "Oh look, it's you. You were the worst thing since Hitler. Get out of my bar! Now what can I get for you, 9/11?"
Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at April 21, 2022 12:46 PM (JpV1k)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 21, 2022 12:46 PM (9L/I7)
Posted by: Dansgirls at April 21, 2022 12:46 PM (92Wxi)
Stolen and posted on twitter without accreditation.
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 21, 2022 12:46 PM (peIP9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:42 PM (ZnXLo)
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When he could still fit into a cockpit.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2022 12:46 PM (ARs9M)
So, will Climate Change have to be proven in a Court of Law? or will they just 'deem' it exists.
Could be interesting. 9th Circuit just said case should go forward in State Court, as they see no Federal Laws have applicable.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 12:46 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: banana pedantic Dream at April 21, 2022 12:46 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 12:42 PM (nZ3UH
Ouch
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 12:46 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 12:46 PM (nZ3UH)
Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at April 21, 2022 12:47 PM (JpV1k)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 12:47 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 21, 2022 12:47 PM (TO//S)
Posted by: banana pedantic Dream at April 21, 2022 12:39 PM (0fVbu)
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Except for the square root of 0.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2022 12:42 PM (CAJOC)
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If CBD can call for jail time for rowdies on commercial flights, so too can I call for jail time for those who math on the threads.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 21, 2022 12:47 PM (906pl)
Hey, Chris, WYD? CNN+ is canx tho. Lolz. Cash your last paycheck quick.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 12:47 PM (bg3iC)
I am a complete tech retard. I have a Dell desktop that I haven't turned on for over a year. I'm trying to boot it up but I can't remember my login. The hint is kidlet. I have typed in her name every way I can think of. It won't let me reset. Even the original disk that came with it does nothing. Short of taking it to the repair shop, any other ideas?
Yea, no back up either.
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 12:47 PM (AhBAQ)
Clown Nose supply chain issue. Blame The Covids.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 21, 2022 12:47 PM (aXxgO)
https://tinyurl.com/Snoopy-v-Red-Baron
A classic, indeed.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 12:48 PM (cVt7n)
So, will Climate Change have to be proven in a Court of Law? or will they just 'deem' it exists.
Could be interesting. 9th Circuit just said case should go forward in State Court, as they see no Federal Laws have applicable.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 12:46 PM (oHd/0)
I don't think it's the first time this sort of lawsuit has been done.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 21, 2022 12:48 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle
Re-watch the months of daily predictions by retired military officers that the US forces deployed to re-take Kuwait would suffer millions of deaths attempting to breach Iraqi berms, mine fields, and fire trenches while being pummeled by Iraqi artillery!
Posted by: Gref at April 21, 2022 12:48 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 21, 2022 12:48 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Brian Stelter, Sex Machine at April 21, 2022 12:48 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 12:48 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 12:45 PM (UGDPW)
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No he didn't start that until after he was wounded during the Beer Hall Putsch, and the quack who treated him got him hooked.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2022 12:48 PM (ARs9M)
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 21, 2022 12:48 PM (wAnMi)
I completely wore the grooves off of my copy of that as a kid.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 12:48 PM (8moh1)
Probably the wine moms that get influenced by CNN are unaware of the lying for Ds factor so the new company just save themselves money by getting rid of the overpaid hacks
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 21, 2022 12:48 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 12:48 PM (z5uon)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:46 PM
Almost makes me wish I was on Twitter. Well when Elon takes it over I will.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 12:49 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at April 21, 2022 12:49 PM (HVZDN)
Posted by: LASue at April 21, 2022 12:49 PM (5y7pR)
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2022 12:49 PM (RHGPo)
This is "my" job for the foreseeable future.
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That's good comedy. In a cosmic sense.
"I can be a blithering idiotic partisan for Democrats on your network too!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:49 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 12:49 PM (SH2Zi)
If your organization would like a chance to benefit from their talents, my DMs are open.
Funny thing about being "world class," you don't need to self promote anymore and employers seek you out. If they were really that good, they would have already had standing offers before anyone knew they were available.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 21, 2022 12:49 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Morphine, not heroin.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2022 12:49 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 12:41 PM (dNqv+)
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Sounds like if the idiot had only had some gorm things would be ok.
Posted by: 496 at April 21, 2022 12:49 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at April 21, 2022 12:49 PM (JpV1k)
Posted by: mrp at April 21, 2022 12:50 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: CrustyB at April 21, 2022 12:50 PM (qXzGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:50 PM (ZnXLo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 12:41 PM (dNqv+)
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Sounds like if the idiot had only had some gorm things would be ok.
Posted by: 496
Never go full gormless.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 12:51 PM (lwLDr)
Those same millions, regardless of product quality, were never going to willingly give CNN money.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 21, 2022 12:51 PM (+rn0x)
I am a complete tech retard. I have a Dell desktop that I haven't turned on for over a year. I'm trying to boot it up but I can't remember my login. The hint is kidlet. I have typed in her name every way I can think of. It won't let me reset. Even the original disk that came with it does nothing. Short of taking it to the repair shop, any other ideas?
Yea, no back up either.
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 12:47 PM (AhBAQ)
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Did you try "kidlet"?
Are you trying to boot it to use it, or just see what's on it? There is a version of Linux out there (probably more than one) that installs onto a USB drive that the computer can boot from. I've used it a time or two, when troubleshooting computers.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2022 12:51 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 12:45 PM (UGDPW)
IIRC, he didn't get hooked on morphine until he took a bullet to the groin during the Beer Hall Putsch in '23. Of course, it didn't help that he was a sybarite and loved the good life. Once the Americans captured him and made him go cold turkey, he slimmed back down quite a bit.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2022 12:51 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 12:51 PM (dNqv+)
So, CNN + is no more - and Musk lost his $28. Damn
Well, Elon, there is always Disney.
Posted by: Boswell at April 21, 2022 12:47 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Boswell at April 21, 2022 12:51 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Unicon at April 21, 2022 12:51 PM (wEH/5)
Too hard not to laugh at that shit.
War correspondents getting yeet'd has always been a guilty pleasure.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 12:51 PM (8moh1)
Posted by: MS Clippy at April 21, 2022 12:51 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at April 21, 2022 12:51 PM (JpV1k)
Posted by: CrustyB at April 21, 2022 12:50 PM (qXzGC)
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Where? The entirety of the rest of the cultural space. That's where.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 12:42 PM (nZ3UH
Ouch
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Careful
Posted by: the 29+ crowd at April 21, 2022 12:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Yea, no back up either.
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 12:47 PM (AhBAQ)
++++
Is your password "kidlet?"
And if you're not using encryption, you can at least access the files and get your data off of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2022 12:52 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 12:52 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 21, 2022 12:52 PM (KbCG3)
Yea, no back up either.
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 12:47 PM (AhBAQ)
Maybe "daughter"? Or does she have a nickname?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 12:52 PM (9k3aZ)
.. this ought to forever end the story that AR15's look like military rifles
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2022 12:52 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 12:51 PM (lwLDr)
So, you're saying go less gormfull?
Posted by: Boswell at April 21, 2022 12:52 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: CNN+ at April 21, 2022 12:38 PM (BJKQV)
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*golf clap*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:39 PM (LvTSG)
*Stands*
*Claps harder*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 21, 2022 12:52 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 21, 2022 12:52 PM (peIP9)
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2022 12:49 PM (RHGPo)
a 6.5?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 12:52 PM (SH2Zi)
https://tinyurl.com/Snoopy-v-Red-Baron
A classic, indeed.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 12:48 PM (cVt7n)
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He makes a fine pizza!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2022 12:52 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 21, 2022 12:52 PM (KbCG3)
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"We did it on purpose to make people appreciate of CNN Classic!"
-WB execs to Discovery
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at April 21, 2022 12:49 PM (JpV1k)
This is the exact thing that happened to me!!
Posted by: Bob Saget at April 21, 2022 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)
So, will Climate Change have to be proven in a Court of Law? or will they just 'deem' it exists.
Could be interesting. 9th Circuit just said case should go forward in State Court, as they see no Federal Laws have applicable.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 12:46 PM
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As an oil company I would immediately stop delivery of gasoline to said counties.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 21, 2022 12:53 PM (zL564)
Posted by: Sandy Vigilante at April 21, 2022 12:53 PM (JtRzJ)
Posted by: mrp at April 21, 2022 12:53 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 21, 2022 12:53 PM (JQ81d)
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 12:53 PM (8moh1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 12:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Air America at April 21, 2022 12:53 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at April 21, 2022 12:53 PM (yDpmg)
Posted by: Jmel at April 21, 2022 12:08 PM (RWHIh)
Take two of these and call him in the morning. He IS a Dr.
https://tinyurl.com/yxfacoo9
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 21, 2022 12:52 PM (peIP9)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 12:53 PM (SH2Zi)
What OS are you on?
Version?
Did you use a Microsoft account as login?
Posted by: bonhomme at April 21, 2022 12:53 PM (eyxn4)
Yea, no back up either.
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 12:47 PM (AhBAQ)
Maybe "daughter"? Or does she have a nickname?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Try "taxdeduction"
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 12:53 PM (lwLDr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 12:53 PM (4fSQf)
Are you trying to boot it to use it, or just see what's on it? There is a version of Linux out there (probably more than one) that installs onto a USB drive that the computer can boot from. I've used it a time or two, when troubleshooting computers.
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Yes I did. My resume is on there and I need to update it and find gainful employment.
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 12:54 PM (AhBAQ)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 21, 2022 12:52 PM (KbCG3)
CNN+ was the Shep of Netflix's
Posted by: Boswell at April 21, 2022 12:54 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Sandy Vigilante at April 21, 2022 12:53 PM (JtRzJ)
Probably more of a smoldering jaw.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 21, 2022 12:54 PM (wAnMi)
Too hard not to laugh at that shit.
War correspondents getting yeet'd has always been a guilty pleasure.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 12:51 PM (8moh1)
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Lol. Nance keeps going on air and saying, "I'm done with talking!" and just won't shut up. His videos had me crying.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 12:54 PM (GwxCX)
I am a complete tech retard. I have a Dell desktop that I haven't turned on for over a year. I'm trying to boot it up but I can't remember my login. The hint is kidlet. I have typed in her name every way I can think of. It won't let me reset. Even the original disk that came with it does nothing. Short of taking it to the repair shop, any other ideas?
Yea, no back up either.
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 12:47 PM (AhBAQ)
Any decent computer repair place will be able to boot it up and set the password to blank for you. Or is this a Microsoft account login?
Posted by: WiNO at April 21, 2022 12:54 PM (EpDzw)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 12:51 PM (lwLDr)
So, you're saying go less gormfull?
Posted by: Boswell at April 21, 2022 12:52 PM (5iUNf)
"Gornless >>> Gormless"
- Capt. James T. Kirk
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 21, 2022 12:54 PM (906pl)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 12:51 PM (lwLDr)
So, you're saying go less gormfull?
Posted by: Boswell at April 21, 2022 12:52 PM (5iUNf)
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AAARRGGRAAAARRAAAHHHH!
Posted by: The Gorn Captain at April 21, 2022 12:54 PM (ARs9M)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:54 PM (ZnXLo)
Posted by: Jmel
Patron Silver.
(You won't care)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 12:55 PM (lwLDr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 12:53 PM (4fSQf)
========
Was it Ashley Madison that created a bunch of female bot users to goose their female numbers? They were able to pull it off for years because no man who paid for the access would be willing to sue because it was a site dedicated to married men having affairs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:55 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:46 PM "
Nance is a fraud. He was posting under some ridiculous screen name on one of the mil boards I am on. He was found to be lying about his credentials (they check your dd214), talking about stuff way out of his lane and overall being a dick.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2022 12:55 PM (+5YjI)
I just don't think the Army is leaving 5.56.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 21, 2022 12:55 PM (V6f9+)
I am coming up nil. Maybe that one guy who was on Fox during desert storm. What the hell was his name? Looked like the guy from Simon and Simon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 12:55 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 12:51 PM (lwLDr)
So, you're saying go less gormfull?
Posted by: Boswell at April 21, 2022 12:52 PM (5iUNf)
One can redeem himself when the chips are down.
Posted by: Lt Gorman, LV-426 at April 21, 2022 12:55 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 12:55 PM (yDpmg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 12:53 PM (4fSQf)
At least they are selling a product people want.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 12:56 PM (dNqv+)
That's what she said!!
Really guys? It's like I don't even know you people anymore. I can't even.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2022 12:56 PM (ERcy3)
Posted by: Holy crap at April 21, 2022 12:56 PM (TmkE1)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at April 21, 2022 12:56 PM (HVZDN)
Posted by: Minnfidel
30-06.
Come back and we'll talk after you've won two world wars.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 12:56 PM (lwLDr)
Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at April 21, 2022 12:56 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2022 12:56 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 12:56 PM (AhBAQ)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 21, 2022 12:57 PM (peIP9)
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 12:47 PM (AhBAQ)
Quick question, what are of the country are you located?
Posted by: WiNO at April 21, 2022 12:57 PM (EpDzw)
MySpace still alive
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:54 PM (ZnXLo)
Heck, AOL for that matter. At least Geocities croaked.
This has got to be some kind of record. And is anybody, anybody at all getting the sack for dreaming this multi-million dollar stillborn turd up? Hell no. Just the poor bastards that were hired on to work there.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 21, 2022 12:57 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2022 12:57 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 12:57 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: CNN+ at April 21, 2022 12:38 PM (BJKQV)
Stelter, the things I have seen with your potato eyes.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 21, 2022 12:57 PM (OgrpQ)
Yes I did. My resume is on there and I need to update it and find gainful employment.
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 12:54 PM (AhBAQ)
Then get the memory stick with Linux on it, and boot from the stick. You ought to be able to browse the hard drive of the Dell.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 12:57 PM (9k3aZ)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 21, 2022 12:52 PM (peIP9)
Fake but enticing.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 12:57 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2022 12:57 PM (dvgPQ)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 21, 2022 12:57 PM (KbCG3)
That's what she said!!
Really guys? It's like I don't even know you people anymore. I can't even.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2022 12:56 PM (ERcy3)
We could use that kind of rapier wit and fresh comedy on our late night show!
Posted by: CBS at April 21, 2022 12:57 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 12:57 PM (II3Gr)
Nance is a fraud. He was posting under some ridiculous screen name on one of the mil boards I am on. He was found to be lying about his credentials (they check your dd214), talking about stuff way out of his lane and overall being a dick.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2022 12:55 PM (+5YjI)
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Jack Posobiec tweeted several pics and vids of Nance this morning. I died. He keeps claiming he's been in firefights, etc. Looks like he's standing in his backyard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:57 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 12:57 PM (II3Gr)
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In house at the firm? Or external and you're hoping to find better employment?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:57 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 12:58 PM (bg3iC)
Posted by: Sandy Vigilante at April 21, 2022 12:53 PM (JtRzJ)
Probably more of a smoldering jaw.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 21, 2022 12:54 PM (wAnMi)
Flaming dozen donuts.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 12:58 PM (SH2Zi)
JJ's podcasts might get more than that.
Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at April 21, 2022 12:56 PM (trdmm)
Something like a 70% drop, when it should have gained that many or more. John is so 2008.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 21, 2022 12:58 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 12:58 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: CNN+
Alligators ate them in the Superdome...the Hmong fought like hell though...
Posted by: Mikos, the Horror at April 21, 2022 12:58 PM (QzkSJ)
That's it? Sig needs to renegotiate. That's a couple year's stock of brass polish money for the Joint Chiefs of Staff. You can barely buy a hammer for that price.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 21, 2022 12:58 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: CNN+
Heh!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 21, 2022 12:58 PM (OTXUv)
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 21, 2022 12:54 PM (wAnMi)
The Jawbone of an Ass.
Posted by: Tom S at April 21, 2022 12:58 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Crusader at April 21, 2022 12:58 PM (ibQSj)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 12:58 PM (bg3iC)
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Hey...remember when we were saying the Tiabbi was one of the good ones on the other side?
That was, like, yesterday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:58 PM (LvTSG)
Have you checked your email history to see if you've sent a copy?
Posted by: bonhomme at April 21, 2022 12:58 PM (eyxn4)
Tinker Bell is cancelled for being thin and heterosexual.
Captain Hook is cancelled because the disabled can't be bad guys.
Ursula from The Little Mermaid is cancelled because she's a bad guy and purple, so basically a black woman.
I am not making any of this up.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 12:59 PM (haMNq)
Posted by: Blockbuster Video at April 21, 2022 12:59 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Insomniac
We're past 590. It's an open thread.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 12:59 PM (lwLDr)
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 12:54 PM (AhBAQ)
You can give this a try, then.
https://www.pendrivelinux.com/
It'll give you access to the drive, and then you can copy your resume onto the USB drive, and over to your other computer.
Alternatively, you can get a USB drive adapter, and pull the drive from the dell.
Or take the computer to Best Buy (or Microcenter, if you have one), and they can probably get you in.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2022 12:59 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 21, 2022 12:58 PM (wAnMi)
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I think going full-woke to the point that wokesters are like, "Cool it a bit, dude," didn't help either.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:59 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2022 12:56 PM (DcKNO)
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I linked several things a couple of days ago, but Ace missed them.
Funniest thing on Twitter I've ever seen.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 12:57 PM (LvTSG)
External. On my dime. And I didn't advertise this but the last gig went to shit. I am considering hanging up legal practice altogether.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 12:59 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Meal Team Six at April 21, 2022 12:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:59 PM (ZnXLo)
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 12:59 PM (AhBAQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 12:57 PM (II3Gr)
If he tells you you need more mockery and busty redhead photos, you know where to find us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 12:59 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Kodak Cameras at April 21, 2022 01:00 PM (4fSQf)
I read Stelty's tweets in that breathless morbidly obese voice of his...lol.
It would have been good for Chris Wallace, the manly man, to ask that shitstain Biden why he had to drop out of running previously. Would have been an excellent justified question, but the soft turd decided to attack Trump. Idiot.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 21, 2022 01:00 PM (PhHs2)
That's it? Sig needs to renegotiate. That's a couple year's stock of brass polish money for the Joint Chiefs of Staff. You can barely buy a hammer for that price.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 21, 2022 12:58 PM (aXxgO)
Probably a development contract. Make prototypes, deploy and test them, etc.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 21, 2022 01:00 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 12:59 PM (II3Gr)
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Eek.
Good luck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 01:00 PM (LvTSG)
.. "Whiz Kids" from RAND Corporation hardest hit
The Army Times reports that the NGWS uses an innovative SIG Sauer 6.8 cartridge that will operate in semi-automatic and fully automatic rifles.
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2022 01:00 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 21, 2022 01:00 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: Scott at April 21, 2022 01:00 PM (22rCR)
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2022 12:49 PM (RHGPo)
"The SIG FURY Hybrid Ammunition (6.8 Common Cartridge), SIG-LMG (XM250), SIG MCX-SPEAR Rifle (XM5) and SIG SLX Suppressors meaningfully advance soldier weapons technology to meet the emerging requirements of the U.S. Army.
The SIG 6.8x51 FURY Hybrid Ammunition uses a patented lightweight metallic case designed to handle pressures higher than conventional ammunition, resulting in dramatically increased velocity and on-target energy in lighter weapons.
The SIG-LMG lightweight belt-fed machine gun and SIG MCX-SPEAR Rifle are purpose-built to harness the energy of the SIG FURY 6.8 Common Cartridge Ammunition enabling greater range and increased lethality while reducing the soldier’s load on the battlefield. Both the SIG-LMG and MCX-SPEAR deliver significant weapon and technology advancements to the soldier and provide a solution for battlefield overmatch."
Posted by: Gref at April 21, 2022 01:00 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 01:00 PM (AhBAQ)
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 12:56 PM (AhBAQ)
Kidlet's SSN or cell number?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 01:00 PM (9k3aZ)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 21, 2022 01:00 PM (peIP9)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 21, 2022 01:00 PM (5kI0z)
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"We cannot fulfill the order, and we cannot offer you a refund."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 01:01 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: KMart at April 21, 2022 01:01 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 21, 2022 01:01 PM (F0YaR)
Good luck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 01:00 PM (LvTSG)
Thanks. And "eek" is right. Good God almighty that was some Kafka shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 01:01 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at April 21, 2022 12:49 PM (JpV1k)
THIS JOKE IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF JOKE HE WOULD MAKE.
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger...... at April 21, 2022 01:01 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Miklos, Day Drinking and enjoyinag the spam phone calls for once at April 21, 2022 01:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 12:58 PM (bg3iC)
I guess he missed the part of this being an op by a foreign gov't. How much is this going to start happening where friendly foreign gov'ts use each other to squash internal dissent?
Posted by: WiNO at April 21, 2022 01:01 PM (EpDzw)
... I am not making any of this up.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2022 12:59 PM (haMNq)
++++
Good. The quicker they die, the quicker someone can try to rebuild.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2022 01:01 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Keith Olberman at April 21, 2022 01:01 PM (J7NPI)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2022 12:26 PM (sWM8x
Emmanuel Seiger was hot in that movie.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 21, 2022 01:01 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 12:59 PM (II3Gr)
Hope it works out man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 01:02 PM (dNqv+)
LMAOOOOO... I mean all 3 of them?
Posted by: Inogame at April 21, 2022 01:02 PM (53oGX)
He said "No it's worse. You have CNN+."
Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at April 21, 2022 01:02 PM (Nt39c)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 12:57 PM (II3Gr)
Feeling stalled? Or looking to try something altogether different?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2022 01:02 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 01:02 PM (ZnXLo)
Posted by: Chris Wallace at April 21, 2022 01:02 PM (/bBSq)
Just WTF are you people doing?!
Posted by: Ted Turner at April 21, 2022 01:02 PM (J7NPI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 01:02 PM (dNqv+)
Thanks. We shall see.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 01:03 PM (II3Gr)
Gotta give Matt Taibbi credit; here's what he said today on his substack: "I said some half-hearted things in defense of it initially. After a second look, I take them all back. If the Columbia Journalism School offered a class called "Dogshit Exposes," this would be on the prospectus. It may not be first-week material, but it's in the course."
Posted by: Tom S at April 21, 2022 01:03 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker
Contact us!
Posted by: Karen from GlobalMikosCorp HR at April 21, 2022 01:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 01:03 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:50 PM (ZnXL
The Army's weapon selection and procurement department has always been really short sighted and frankly incompetent. They rejected so many systems and weapons that ended up later being world changing.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 01:03 PM (nZ3UH)
That's it? Sig needs to renegotiate. That's a couple year's stock of brass polish money for the Joint Chiefs of Staff. You can barely buy a hammer for that price.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt
That's 40,000 rifles at $500 each over 10 years? That's not even arming frontline combat troops. There has to be a zero missing somewhere.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 01:03 PM (lwLDr)
Posted by: Circuit City at April 21, 2022 01:03 PM (ibQSj)
Just WTF are you people doing?!
Posted by: Ted Turner at April 21, 2022 01:02 PM (J7NPI)
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Hush, you.
You married Jane Fonda.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 01:03 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 01:03 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Derek at April 21, 2022 01:04 PM (ppBhU)
So, it shoots really expensive ammunition.
Which NONE of our Allies use.
OK then.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 01:04 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 12:57 PM (II3Gr)
Godspeed, man. Good news is, you hated your last job and they treated you like shit, so you're moving up.
Silver linings n' shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: LASue at April 21, 2022 01:04 PM (5y7pR)
The Army Times reports that the NGWS uses an innovative SIG Sauer 6.8 cartridge that will operate in semi-automatic and fully automatic rifles.
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2022 01:00 PM (RHGPo
Good. The 6.8 is an excellent round.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 21, 2022 01:04 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2022 01:04 PM (HM+TB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (ZnXLo)
He says that at the beginning, but the rest is totally supportive. His only criticism is that taylor didn't uncover some kind of big money backing to the account. Otherwise everything was just good journalism. Well, maybe wapo publishing her employers name was wrong, but inadvertent.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (bg3iC)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2022 01:02 PM (2JVJo)
Yes. I'm going to consider alternatives.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (II3Gr)
Gotta give Matt Taibbi credit; here's what he said today on his substack: "I said some half-hearted things in defense of it initially. After a second look, I take them all back. If the Columbia Journalism School offered a class called "Dogshit Exposes," this would be on the prospectus. It may not be first-week material, but it's in the course."
Posted by: Tom S at April 21, 2022 01:03 PM (trdmm)
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That his first reaction was to side with a major newspaper owned by a billionaire over an anonymous Twitter user who does nothing but highlight things his own side says does not say good things about him.
Good that he was able to readdress the situation and come to a more amenable conclusion on the affair, but his instincts are still way off.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 12:56 PM (AhBAQ)
Create a Yumi USB thumbdrive with Offline NT Password & Registry Editor on it and give it a go.
Pen Drive Linux
https://tinyurl.com/ymm6rus7
Offline NT Password & Registry Editor
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: garrett
More precisely, groove. On most records, there is only one groove.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (ERcy3)
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: LASue at April 21, 2022 01:04 PM (5y7pR)
Sounds like a porn name.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (dNqv+)
Alligators ate them in the Superdome...the Hmong fought like hell though...
Posted by: Mikos, the Horror at April 21, 2022 12:58 PM (QzkSJ)
The 'gators got my Granny!
Posted by: Poke Sallet Annie at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (6eRlp)
Weird Al sequel to UHF called CNN!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (ZnXLo)
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Do we get to see Stelter drink from the fire hose?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (ARs9M)
Posted by: Derek at April 21, 2022 01:04 PM (ppBhU)
Unless they're in the cloud, in which case you'll need a ladder.
Posted by: LASue at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (5y7pR)
Are the lost CNN viewers migrating to Hannity?
Posted by: Floridachick at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (uuwZl)
Weird Al sequel to UHF called CNN!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (ZnXLo)
Sacrilege.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 01:06 PM (dNqv+)
New Coke was on the shelves longer than CNN+.
The Edsel made more money than CNN+
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2022 01:06 PM (PbnxZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 01:06 PM (4fSQf)
7.98mm or 30-06 please
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 01:02 PM (ZnXLo)
My Fav weapons I'd take to battle are still my old M-14, and .45.
Sometimes progress, isn't.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 01:06 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 01:03 PM (lwLDr)
From various articles, these are slated for close combat use?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 01:06 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)
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I watched the part of the cartoon that Disney was concerned had Tinkerbell sending a bad message to kids. She is looking at herself in a mirror, and then makes a gesture indicating she thinks her hips may be too big. Disney finds that objectionable because they want kids to embrace body positivity!
LOL, you have to laugh. These are the same lunatics who are outraged that public school teachers in Florida now can't brainwash kindergarteners into believing that they were born in the "wrong" bodies, need to chop off body parts, get their faces and bodies surgically mutilated, and take synthetic hormones for the rest of their lives, in order to be happy with their bodies.
You can't make this shit up.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 21, 2022 01:06 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Derek at April 21, 2022 01:04 PM (ppBhU)
Unless they're in the cloud, in which case you'll need a ladder.
Posted by: LASue
Both of you should be ashamed of yourselves. You missed a perfect opportunity to sock Kamala.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 01:06 PM (lwLDr)
Silver linings n' shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Thanks. Yeah, it sucked bigly. I'm hoping to figure through this process if this is worth trying to salvage or if I should do something else instead.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 01:06 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: LASue at April 21, 2022 01:04 PM (5y7pR)
Sounds like a porn name.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (dNqv+)
Well, she did say her DM is wide open!
Posted by: LASue at April 21, 2022 01:07 PM (5y7pR)
But...much as I like firearms development, I'll believe the Army is switching calibers/platforms when I see it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 21, 2022 01:07 PM (V6f9+)
Tinker Bell is cancelled for being thin and heterosexual.
I am not making any of this up.
Posted by: Ian S.
Tinkerbell is white, too, and that's worse than being thin. So this has to be misreported.
Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2022 01:07 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (ERcy3)
Says you.
Posted by: Lipps, Inc. at April 21, 2022 01:07 PM (CXsLy)
Posted by: klaftern at April 21, 2022 01:07 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 21, 2022 01:07 PM (QRdjz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 01:06 PM (II3Gr)
You are the man, you got this.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 21, 2022 01:07 PM (V6f9+)
No usb drive. Like I said, tech retard.
The repair place won't charge much.
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 12:59 PM (AhBAQ)
Lots of good ideas above about getting the information off, but being the cheap bastard I am and seeing as how you only need the one resume, why not just retype the thing on your current computer?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 21, 2022 01:07 PM (CcBZe)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw.
You can't have a good offence without a good defense.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 01:08 PM (bg3iC)
Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2022 01:08 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: LASue at April 21, 2022 01:04 PM (5y7pR)
Sounds like a porn name.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (dNqv+)
Hey, don't say that about my sister.
Posted by: Mike at April 21, 2022 01:08 PM (0fVbu)
Both of you should be ashamed of yourselves. You missed a perfect opportunity to sock Kamala.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 01:06 PM (lwLDr)
Go. To. Jail.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 01:08 PM (SH2Zi)
Canceling Tinker Bell will probably get some of your LGBTQ crowd upset as they like Tinker Bell.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 01:08 PM (ZnXLo)
Posted by: scottst at April 21, 2022 01:08 PM (ibchO)
"Lookit me!! Lookit Meeeeeee!!"
The lack of self-awareness is sadly, no longer, shocking.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2022 01:08 PM (ERcy3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 12:50 PM (ZnXL
The Army's weapon selection and procurement department has always been really short sighted and frankly incompetent. They rejected so many systems and weapons that ended up later being world changing.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 01:03 PM (nZ3UH)
If you want to laugh and scream in disbelief at the same time about a US Army infantry weapon program, look for info about the flechette-salvo-firing and 40mm grenade-launching SPIW (Special Purpose Individual Weapon). The program began in the late 50s and ran for about 10 years.
Posted by: Gref at April 21, 2022 01:09 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 01:06 PM (II3Gr)
Two words.
Porn.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 01:09 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 21, 2022 01:09 PM (vN+oL)
Yes. I'm going to consider alternatives.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (II3Gr)
Learn to code.
Too soon?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder.
Just don't die on us.
There's Rules about that.
Posted by: Miklos, citing Actual Rules at April 21, 2022 01:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Sometimes progress, isn't.
Posted by: Romeo13
Garand/BAR & H&K USP/Thompson.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 01:09 PM (lwLDr)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (ERcy3)
Actually...there should be TWO.
heh. ;-).
( I don't know the emoji trick Hordesters were using this morning...)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at April 21, 2022 01:09 PM (l0Cy4)
Tinker Bell is cancelled for being thin and heterosexual.
Captain Hook is cancelled because the disabled can't be bad guys.
Ursula from The Little Mermaid is cancelled because she's a bad guy and purple, so basically a black woman.
I am not making any of this up.
Posted by: Ian S
Keep going, Disney! You must Purify yourselves!! Burn it all down!! It's the only way you may appease your Woke gods!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 21, 2022 01:09 PM (OTXUv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 01:09 PM (ZnXLo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 01:08 PM (bg3iC)
Thanks Madden. LOL
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 01:09 PM (II3Gr)
https://youtu.be/5NckCxkZUnw
Posted by: bonhomme at April 21, 2022 01:09 PM (eyxn4)
Canceling Tinker Bell will probably get some of your LGBTQ crowd upset as they like Tinker Bell.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 01:08 PM (ZnXLo)
They're replacing her with Tinker Todd.
Posted by: Tom S at April 21, 2022 01:09 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Ted Turner at April 21, 2022 01:10 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 01:10 PM (nZ3UH)
Yes. I'm going to consider alternatives.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (II3Gr)
Learn to code.
Too soon?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)
For you to blow me? Not at all.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 01:10 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 21, 2022 01:10 PM (JQ81d)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2022 01:10 PM (5NRaB)
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2022 01:10 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (II3Gr)
I wish I could offer some career advice. But I can send good wishes your way. You've got my e-mail if you need to vent.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2022 01:11 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 21, 2022 01:11 PM (g73Kk)
Posted by: Tom S at April 21, 2022 01:09 PM (trdmm)
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F'n Todd.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2022 01:11 PM (ARs9M)
Posted by: klaftern at April 21, 2022 01:11 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Tom S at April 21, 2022 01:09 PM (trdmm)
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F'n Todd.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2022 01:11 PM (ARs9M)
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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."
-Buffalo Todd
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 21, 2022 01:11 PM (LvTSG)
Porn.
Posted by: flounder,
How much money could an Insom make
If an Insom money-maker shaked?
Posted by: Miklos, honest money is still money at April 21, 2022 01:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Canceling Tinker Bell will probably get some of your LGBTQ crowd upset as they like Tinker Bell.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 01:08 PM (ZnXLo)
You know somewhere out there there is already a transfic (get it fan fic?) Of tinkerbell sporting a package and a goatee
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 21, 2022 01:11 PM (/bBSq)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 01:12 PM (nZ3UH)
heh. ;-).
( I don't know the emoji trick Hordesters were using this morning...)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma
Use a cell phone. 😉
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 01:12 PM (lwLDr)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 21, 2022 01:11 PM (/bBSq)
Rule 34. Trust me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2022 01:12 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Gaston at April 21, 2022 01:12 PM (/bBSq)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 21, 2022 01:12 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: Tom S at April 21, 2022 01:09 PM (trdmm)
Or Tinker Tuba.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2022 01:13 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 01:09 PM (lwLDr)
AR-10 and an UZI.
Posted by: mrp at April 21, 2022 01:13 PM (6eRlp)
Thanks, brother. You know how I am about uncertainty...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 01:13 PM (II3Gr)
CNN+ was canceled a couple of months ago by the network owners after a lackluster response from people with brains.
CNN+ was spotted just the other night being arrested down by the longshoremen docks, the charges being prostitution and distributing pornographic coloring books to minors.
Wow, how the mighty have fallen, Ken.
Yes indeed, Wendy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 01:13 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 01:05 PM (II3Gr)
Teach law! Being a professor is EASY.
Posted by: Spongebrain Shitpants at April 21, 2022 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)
RM, I never thanked you for the kind thoughts a couple of weeks ago when I was really down in the Slough of Despond. I appreciate it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2022 01:13 PM (2JVJo)
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Maybe he shouldn't have opined on it and kept his mouth closed until after his "second look." But, at least he walked it back in some fashion.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 21, 2022 01:13 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
I think I saw him/it at the grocery. Wearing a pink Hello Kitty backpack walking with his twink partner. They had a three yr old daughter in tow. Not kidding.
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2022 01:14 PM (ERcy3)
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They should replace Tinker Bell with Taco Bell. They could make her a big fat hispanic woman. Maybe use Ana Navarro as the model.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 21, 2022 01:14 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Miklos, possibly out-pointing at April 21, 2022 01:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Because Tucker Carslon is the show lead in. Carlson is the draw to start the evening line-up, and he's the biggest name in the evening news/opinion genre.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 21, 2022 01:14 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: GetchaPull at April 21, 2022 01:15 PM (BjMBk)
In what world did anyone think it was going to be a successful endeavor? Seriously......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)
UZI ergonomics are total ass. I was so excited to fire one, and I was shocked at how terrible it was.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 21, 2022 01:15 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2022 01:15 PM (ZnXLo)
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2022 01:15 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 01:15 PM (bg3iC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2022 01:15 PM (J7NPI)
https://tinyurl.com/yeu5kyhs
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2022 01:16 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 01:16 PM (nZ3UH)
Maybe but not really.
He stuck his finger into the wind both times to see what the hot take should be. He's a parade jumper on this.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 21, 2022 01:16 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 21, 2022 01:14 PM (k4dH2)
Yo Quiero Taco Bell!!!
Posted by: The Chihuahua at April 21, 2022 01:16 PM (trdmm)
There are two (2) approaches to things:
Do them, or write about them.
Legal writers can make decent money FROM HOME
Posted by: 11,712$ per month single mom Miklos at April 21, 2022 01:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2022 12:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: HTL at April 21, 2022 01:16 PM (OzSRy)
Tim Pool is more sane, and farther to the right than Hannity.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 21, 2022 01:17 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 21, 2022 01:15 PM (eyxn4)
Yes, but they work when you pull the trigger.
Posted by: mrp at April 21, 2022 01:17 PM (6eRlp)
'Industry peers' are a cruel bunch.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 21, 2022 01:17 PM (OTXUv)
Unsurprisingly they gave me some canned bullshit about how DEI is important to core values of young professionals, blah blah.
I told them I won't be associated with racists.
Confirmed with work that they will reclassify my position to anything I want it to be so I no longer have to have a CISSP.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 21, 2022 01:17 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Tom S at April 21, 2022 01:09 PM (trdmm)
Tinker Fister. Those scenes with Capt. Hook are going to be lit.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 21, 2022 01:17 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: Floridachick at April 21, 2022 01:17 PM (uuwZl)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 21, 2022 01:09 PM
Forget about only being a chapter, Disney is going to be an entire textbook and a two semester class in Business School about what not to do.
Posted by: Chuck C at April 21, 2022 01:18 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)
They are very much in the vibe of: we say it, it becomes reality. Because we like it, everyone will be made to like it. That kind of thing.
See: Disney, G4, anything you can choose these days, honestly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 01:18 PM (dNqv+)
The current M4 is a kludge developed by Colt to give the military a short and light carbine for getting in and out of vehicles among other things. Plus, the M4 package was proprietary and owned by Colt compared with the older AR15 spec. To function, the M4 gas system is shortened, the ammo with heavier bullets generates more pressure, and the hardware is not taking it well with bolts and other pressure related parts taking a beating. That is without the addition of widespread use of suppressors introducing new problems.
Posted by: whig at April 21, 2022 01:19 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 21, 2022 01:16 PM (aXxgO)
once you've got a name brand built, you really need to stop and think for a bit before putting anything online. It's not like this place, where we're expected to talk shit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2022 01:19 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 01:19 PM (cVt7n)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2022 01:19 PM (kXYt5)
I see God's hand at work, driving mad the evil fixtures of this demonic temple.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 01:19 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 21, 2022 01:19 PM (eyxn4)
https://tinyurl.com/yeu5kyhs
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2022 01:16 PM (fF2aM)
They had one good show... stranger things... but that was already running off the rails leftward. I'm sure the next season will have eleven transitioning to whatever and the fat kid with no teeth will be in love with the red heads hunky brother.
Posted by: Gaston at April 21, 2022 01:19 PM (/bBSq)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 01:19 PM (nZ3UH)
***
Let us know if you feel the same in a few weeks when you're all applying for the same job as a file clerk at Fox.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 21, 2022 01:20 PM (wb1YC)
So bumblebee aerodynamics
Posted by: Anna Puma
Maybe she'll bounce instead of fly?
Also, NOOD Trump vs. Morgan.
Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2022 01:20 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: fd at April 21, 2022 01:20 PM (DdU6J)
Unsurprisingly they gave me some canned bullshit about how DEI is important to core values of young professionals, blah blah.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
That is so bizarre, but kudos to you for refusing to participate. You might reply to ISC2 that what they are pushing is in violation of Title VII.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 21, 2022 01:20 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2022 01:19 PM (kXYt5)
And green oranges!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 21, 2022 01:20 PM (sVtYq)
The current M4 is a kludge developed by Colt to give the military a short and light carbine for getting in and out of vehicles among other things. Plus, the M4 package was proprietary and owned by Colt compared with the older AR15 spec. To function, the M4 gas system is shortened, the ammo with heavier bullets generates more pressure, and the hardware is not taking it well with bolts and other pressure related parts taking a beating. That is without the addition of widespread use of suppressors introducing new problems.
Posted by: whig
IOW, M1 Garand. The finest battle implement ever designed.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 01:20 PM (lwLDr)
BREAKING: CNN+ was released on bail last night only to be immediately re-arrested on drunk and disorderly charges related to a drunken hobo fuck pile just outside city limits. The incident occurred only two hours after CNN+'s release from county jail. Arraignment is scheduled for tomorrow.
Posted by: Boswell at April 21, 2022 01:21 PM (5iUNf)
Kind of a unified theory of modern progressive thought.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2022 01:22 PM (dNqv+)
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Tony Snow
Posted by: Something something at April 21, 2022 01:23 PM (vc1Z3)
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2022 01:15 PM (RHGPo)
Federal Code SA/48630 - Getting stoned
Section 9: Getting animals stoned using millions of taxpayer dollars.
(a) you and the animals must always wear those goofy glasses that have plastic eyeballs on springs that hang down and bounce.
(b) the glasses must satisfy the requirements of Federal Code GG/7112 - Section 3. Goofy glasses, [with bouncy eyes on springs]
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 01:24 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Floridachick at April 21, 2022 01:24 PM (uuwZl)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Tiabbi has always been a commie fuckwit, though he is a decent writer. Just because he agrees on some issues now with conservatives doesn't mean he isn't still a complete lunatic and a fool.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2022 01:25 PM (cVt7n)
PAB
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 01:25 PM (SH2Zi)
RM, I never thanked you for the kind thoughts a couple of weeks ago when I was really down in the Slough of Despond. I appreciate it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2022 01:13 PM (2JVJo)
You're welcome! This is a good place here and you're a big part of it!!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at April 21, 2022 01:26 PM (l0Cy4)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 01:20 PM (lwLDr)
Devastating firepower but probably too heavy for use by today's ground tranny troops as an individual combat weapon.
Now the AK-47? Light, unbreakable, drag it in the mud - weapon of choice for those light on budget but high on expectations.
Posted by: Boswell at April 21, 2022 01:27 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 21, 2022 01:28 PM (p+1gI)
Exactly. I expect Ace to be the thinker here. I'm a hanger-on. It would be uncouth to jump in front. Besides, he'd gut me like a fish. Him and his Ewok ways.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 21, 2022 01:28 PM (aXxgO)
Combine that with the desire for increased penetration for cover and the requirement of greater distances for lethal shots, you have to get more pressure firing a bigger cartridge with a heavier bullet which generates more recoil. One of the issues little remarked about in WWII, is that the GI's originally had the choice of 150 gr FMJ or the 168 gr AP. Toward the end of the war, the GI's ended up shooting much more 168 gr AP subject to availability than 150 FMJ. It was because it penetrated trees, building walls, etc. far better than the 150 FMJ did. Also did slightly better at distance. The cost was accelerated wear of the barrels but to a GI that was the last thing they were concerned about.
Ironically, post war, the Brits invented a new 6.8 round which actually went back to WWI era research with a 7mm cartridge to replace the .303. The US quashed both that cartridge and the rifle that fired it due to NATO adopting the 7.62x51.
Posted by: whig at April 21, 2022 01:28 PM (Iq9dF)
Unsurprisingly they gave me some canned bullshit about how DEI is important to core values of young professionals, blah blah.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
That is so bizarre, but kudos to you for refusing to participate. You might reply to ISC2 that what they are pushing is in violation of Title VII.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 21, 2022 01:20 PM (5kI0z)
I think this is good news, Dave in Fla, so yay! I (blessedly?) don't know those acronyms.
Posted by: m at April 21, 2022 01:29 PM (/xkVv)
Posted by: m at April 21, 2022 01:30 PM (/xkVv)
Posted by: rickb223
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I like the Garand just fine for its era. Unfortunately, John Garand was operating off the parameters set by the US Army in the 20's that dictated no discrete removable magazine, use of ammo clips, and later MacArthur dictated that the 30-06 would be retained despite evidence that the 276 Pederson was by and large a good tradeoff of lethality and distance. That required Garand to redesign and bulk up his original design to fit the larger cartridge. Essentially, it was the same as the British giving up their new 7 mm cartridge prior to WWI due to the cost and disorder of changing all their ammo when war might occur on short order. They decided the 303 was good enough and their experiences in WWI apparently confirmed it.
Posted by: whig at April 21, 2022 01:34 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Boswell
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Hate to tell you this Boswell but the AK in the US is now more expensive than an AR and due to kludged mfg blocking importation of some key AK parts and whole rifles, you get less than optimum reliability. PSA makes their own in the US instead of using imported parts (IO did (does?) the same with dismal results) but even there, the prices are higher than an AR. The coming shortage of cheap 7.62x39 steel cased blaster ammo due to sanctions is also tilting the balance away from the AK.
Advantage now is the AR on price, equal if not better reliability, better use with optics, better ergonomics, and cheaper ammo.
Posted by: whig at April 21, 2022 01:38 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: The Paolo at April 21, 2022 01:45 PM (fj2YZ)
Posted by: Sofa King at April 21, 2022 01:48 PM (fuhk9)
Posted by: Posted by Post at April 21, 2022 01:56 PM (Vswpx)
'Breaking with the Wind' is more like it.
Posted by: aelfheld at April 21, 2022 02:49 PM (Zy9Yy)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 21, 2022 03:12 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 21, 2022 06:32 PM (wGqjj)
Thirty years alter, Fox News sent Chris Wallace to CNN+.
Posted by: MikeN at April 21, 2022 09:57 PM (o/eHL)
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