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Does This Look Big to You Cafe

BiginJapanbyAlexanderRiek.jpg
"Big in Japan," by Alexander Riek

I don't know if this picture is a model, or if he's using a focus trick (like that tilt-pan focus trick that was big ten years ago) to make real objects look like small models. I would say it's obviously a model, but-- others in the series don't look like models. So I'm not sure what to think. I think it's not a model, just made to look that way. Oh, and it's Kyoto.

Speaking of things only being models, here's the opening of Rear Window, showing the huge set built for the film.

I think I read he had to really argue to get the money for the set, and promise there would be zero filming outside of the set. (I think there was just one quick shot of smoke on a race track off the set in a memory flashback.)

Rear Window's apartment/courtyard set was almost 100 feet wide, 185 feet long, and 40 feet high. There were 31 total apartments in the set, and several of them were fully furnished with working plumbing and utilities. The set was actually too large to fit inside any studio space at Paramount. Hitchcock had the studio floors gutted for the purpose of making this set. The courtyard was actually below the basement of the studio (they dug deep enough to hit water), and Jeff's apartment was at street level with the studio exterior.

Over 1,000 lights were used to simulate the brightness and authenticity of natural sunlight to make the block appear outdoors, and could be modified to reflect varying sun intensity at different times of day. Nearly every light in Paramount's possession that wasn't being utilized on another project was brought in for Rear Window.

Construction of the set cost in the realm of $75-100k, a big expense for 1954.

Per Wikipedia:

Though the address given in the film is 125 W. Ninth Street in New York's Greenwich Village, the set was actually based on a real courtyard located at 125 Christopher Street.

The true romance of movie-making is, of course, drainage systems:

One of the unique features of the set was its massive drainage system, constructed to accommodate the rain sequence in the film.

This is everyone when they're supposed to be focusing on work.

"Intelligent" crow solves puzzle but if I'm being honest, he just used trial-and-error and furthermore, he guessed wrong on every single piece save one and furthermore, he actually guessed wrong on every single piece almost every single time, only matching the shape with the right hole when there were no other holes left.

So, "intelligent"? Let's just say he's qualified to hold an internship at National Review and leave it that.

And look, I really like crows and like some of the people at National Review but I think rumors of their intelligence have been greatly exaggerated.

A police dog runs on to a soccer field. As the man said, all the cops are criminals.

"Can you idiots pipe down? This is a good part."

Buitengebeiden is still wondering how they can possibly survive in the wild.

The very, very first steps of a baby elephant. He's still got the birth-goo on him. He's actually smol.

Good safari ride.

Live snake birth -- for real lovers of nature only. Specifically, for lovers of nature at its grossest and slimyest.

If the bull don't get you the scenery will.

Two weeks ago, this guy was flabby and out-of-shape. Then he tanned his balls. And now look at him!


Inman: Prankbuster. Nitter here.

Speaking of things that look fake, but here, actually aren't:

That's four days before the city was leveled and razed by fire:

fourdaysbeforeearthquake.jpg

Cartoon cat:

Posted by: Ace at 08:00 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2022 08:00 PM (2JoB8)

2 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 22, 2022 08:02 PM (arJlL)

3 willard-

A trenbologna once bit my sister.
Posted by: JT

Posted by: JT at April 22, 2022 08:03 PM (arJlL)

4 Beautiful day today

Posted by: JT at April 22, 2022 08:03 PM (arJlL)

5 Somebody linked that San Francisco clip a while back. Fascinating! I liked the guttersnipes and street arabs artfully dodging the street cars.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2022 08:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

6 Hiya Eris !

Posted by: JT at April 22, 2022 08:04 PM (arJlL)

7 Watched that San Francisco video, first it looks like a free for all in traffic movement. Next everyone is well dressed, 3rd no homeless tents.

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2022 08:04 PM (2JoB8)

8 *raises a glass to the Horde*

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2022 08:05 PM (qoaQk)

9 For all the horses, there is still less poop on the street in turn of the century S.F.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2022 08:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

10 Thanks for posting up the stuff on Rear Window. One of my favorite movies.

Posted by: JROD at April 22, 2022 08:06 PM (0jZnq)

11 Been studying things Japanese most of the day.
But it mostly involved buses and trains.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2022 08:06 PM (6VMRb)

12 7 Everyone well dressed, to conceal the Smith and Wesson New Departure .32 only used on those dropping a deuce in public.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 22, 2022 08:07 PM (lz5hY)

13
That SF street car film is very cool. The version above has been colorized, and the sound was simulated.

You can find a long explanation of all the details. They used authentic sounds as best as they could obtain and manage.

Some of those old cars were steamers, and they tried to get an accurate sound for those.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 22, 2022 08:08 PM (Mzdiz)

14 When they had the earthquake in San Francisco
Back in nineteen-six
They said that Mother Nature
Was up to her old tricks
That's the story that went around
But here's the real low-down
Put the blame on Mame, boys
Put the blame on Mame
One night she started to shim and shake
That brought on the Frisco quake
So you can put the blame on Mame, boys
Put the blame on Mame

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2022 08:08 PM (V13WU)

15 Hiya BenHad !

Posted by: JT at April 22, 2022 08:09 PM (arJlL)

16 Like to compare the San Francisco video to today, anyone know area or cross street? Been looking a bit up and down Market. But as days before earthquake might be all wiped out

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2022 08:09 PM (2JoB8)

17 Good Friday evening, horde!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 22, 2022 08:10 PM (OX9vb)

18 hugs JT

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2022 08:10 PM (qoaQk)

19 The cartoon cat is hilarious.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2022 08:10 PM (kc6S6)

20 he's using a focus trick (like that tilt-focus trick that was big ten years ago) to make real objects look like small models.

-
There's a strampunk videogame coming out, Little Devil Inside, which uses that technique.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 22, 2022 08:11 PM (FVME7)

21 That lighting in Rear Window (over 1K lights) had to give makeup fits. Read an article about Max Factor getting his start. Lighting was very bright, due to film quality and speed, and sometimes the makeup made people look like Kiss. Then color came about, and Max Factor was first to get the right formula.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 22, 2022 08:12 PM (lz5hY)

22 April!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2022 08:12 PM (qoaQk)

23 Pretty picture up top there.

Big in Japan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWIR9mvf-IU

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 22, 2022 08:12 PM (OX9vb)

24
Delilah could not have picked a worse time to come into season. Her Majesty will be out of town the later part of next week, so yours truly will have to run Lila down to the vet's for progesterone tests.

We are going to have to pay overnight shipping to have a dewar flask with liquid nitrogen and the straws of semen. Then she'll have it surgically implanted. Not to mention the stud fee. I just hope there are puppies and they're good ones.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2022 08:12 PM (/U27+)

25 hugs JT
Posted by: Ben Had

Whoa !

Posted by: JT at April 22, 2022 08:12 PM (arJlL)

26 Ben Had!

Sent you update in email. Nothing earthshaking, just good progress on Corsicana stuff.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2022 08:13 PM (QzJWU)

27 I don't know about any other country but I know in America they would have been cheering for that soccer dog and laughing instead of the booing you heard in whatever shithole country that soccer game was taking place.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 22, 2022 08:13 PM (J5HoJ)

28 Hiya April !

Posted by: JT at April 22, 2022 08:13 PM (arJlL)

29 Hadrian becoming a grandfather never was so hard LoL

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2022 08:14 PM (2JoB8)

30 JT

Well done, Mr. Smooth!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 22, 2022 08:14 PM (u82oZ)

31 Crows are smart, Ace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig63XvdqiD4

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 22, 2022 08:14 PM (sWM8x)

32 Hadrian, I understand your situation completely. I have had semen shipped but I didn't need a vet as I could do the AI myself.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2022 08:15 PM (qoaQk)

33 No traffic control whatsoever in the SF clip.

My great great uncle was run down by a streatcar around that time. Lost an arm.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 22, 2022 08:15 PM (KaCzC)

34 Hiya Salty !

Posted by: JT at April 22, 2022 08:15 PM (arJlL)

35
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2022 08:15 PM (DUIap)

36 Ben Had

♩ Good evening! ♬

🥃
🥃
🥃

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 22, 2022 08:15 PM (u82oZ)

37 I'm looking at the trees and weathering on the exposed wood. Probably tilt-shift, that level of detail would be insane for a single photo, unless you hire Anna Puma to do your models.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 22, 2022 08:16 PM (SchxB)

38 bonsoir, Avril !

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2022 08:16 PM (V13WU)

39 Grace Kelly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2022 08:16 PM (dNqv+)

40 Jim, all logistics are good.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2022 08:16 PM (qoaQk)

41 [Vernix caseosa, also known as vernix or birthing custard, is the waxy white substance found coating the skin of newborn human babies.]

Birth goo is a googol factorial better than "birthing custard" and thanks so much I'll never be able to east custard again or pudding or yogurt, etc. you terrible thing naming people of the past.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2022 08:16 PM (kc6S6)

42 JT

You going to the TxMoMeet this year?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 22, 2022 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

43 During my weekly wine and booze run earlier this evening at Costco, I saw a mother pushing her two little well-behaved (unironically) tykes in the cart and all three of them were sans face diapers. The little boy was smiling and it sounded as though he was doing his rendition of an evil laugh over and over. It was genuinely cute and I couldn't help but smile.

...

Welp, break's over. Back to drinking myself to death.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 22, 2022 08:17 PM (DTX3h)

44 NaCly, Dearest.

AltonJackson- the gate is still open

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2022 08:17 PM (qoaQk)

45 I think I see a tiny speck of dust on the third tile on the little tilted rook segment in the left foreground.

This would be a crisis in Japan. Public places are often cleaner than kitchens I've seen here.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2022 08:18 PM (OTzUX)

46 You can see hobo shit in the SF pics.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2022 08:19 PM (5J8bW)

47 I let a long time co-worker know that I'm getting ready to move. I guess at some point, I should have a talk with the boss about it. Still don't know if I should just retire or try to work a few more months.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 22, 2022 08:19 PM (5HBd1)

48 Hi, Ben Had! Hi, JT!

And all the rest of youse, too.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 22, 2022 08:19 PM (OX9vb)

49
*tips hat*

g'evenin', Ben Had

rigging up a solar panel for the pop-up camper, so I might not need the extension cord

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2022 08:20 PM (DUIap)

50 I have Longmire on. When are the usual suspects going to start bitching about Lou Diamond Phillips' misappropriation of Injun culture?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 22, 2022 08:20 PM (lz5hY)

51 I have operated the Market Street cable car.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 22, 2022 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

52 I am wondering if it is an exposure thing. The light has kind of a kincade look (or JJ abrams) lightbloom effect to it.

In the other parts of the series. I have been to that castle. It is beautiful, but the inside is completely gutted, concrete and antiseptic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2022 08:21 PM (dNqv+)

53 I was looking at pictures of 1950's Havana and getting angry about how it looks now, then I started looking at pictures of 1950's US and realized we are living a dystopia.

and me without a chicken feather hackle or a colander face mask

Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2022 08:21 PM (xhaym)

54 April--dash my lace wigs!

Top o' ta evnin to ya, lass.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 22, 2022 08:21 PM (u82oZ)

55 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2022 08:22 PM (Msys3)

56
I don't know about any other country but I know in America they would have been cheering for that soccer dog and laughing instead of the booing you heard in whatever shithole country that soccer game was taking place.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 22, 2022 08:13 PM (J5HoJ)

_________

Cat on the field

https://youtu.be/eH5bDPlswvA

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2022 08:22 PM (/U27+)

57 And now look at him!

-
Lara Croft did it better.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 22, 2022 08:22 PM (FVME7)

58 I can't wait to see Disney's Florida property tax bill for next year.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 22, 2022 08:22 PM (JVCkA)

59
You can read the history of that film, and find the full version.

That was a film camera mounted on the front of cable car. Turns out they staged the automobile traffic. If you watch closely, you'll see it is the same automobiles that keep passing and being passed by the cable car.

While you'd see a few automobiles in SF at that time, there wasn't that much automobile traffic. While filming, the producers just got several automobiles to drive down with the cable car, and sort of circle around it, passing it, then turning off or backing off, and then overtaking it again.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 22, 2022 08:23 PM (Mzdiz)

60 Tonypete, hugs to you and R.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2022 08:23 PM (qoaQk)

61 Hadrian the Seventh

Good luck on the puppies procedures. I have full confidence in you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 22, 2022 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

62 And all the rest of youse, too.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!

*Forrest Gump wave*

Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2022 08:23 PM (Msys3)

63 Like to compare the San Francisco video to today, anyone know area or cross street? Been looking a bit up and down Market. But as days before earthquake might be all wiped out
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2022 08:09 PM (2JoB

There was actually a film made of the same trip after the earthquake, a week or so later IIRC.
Also I am sure someone has done a clip recently.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2022 08:24 PM (xhaym)

64
Ump interrupts bat dog doing his job, gets booed.

https://youtu.be/turjBWHBeOU

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2022 08:24 PM (/U27+)

65 Hey Ben Had!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2022 08:25 PM (Msys3)

66 Good evening all!
My students had to do a power point presentation on a dictator of their choice and the steps each one took to seize power in ways that mirrored that of BB in 1984. One chose Idi Amin. The rest of the class was shocked.

Posted by: Jmel at April 22, 2022 08:25 PM (BSiHW)

67 There are nice colorized films of Los Angeles. Those start around 1910 and go to the 60s.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 22, 2022 08:25 PM (5HBd1)

68 Picture looks like it's from the town Skara Brae.

I wonder if Mangar still hangs there?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 22, 2022 08:25 PM (lORQA)

69 re: old SF footage

street traffic free-for-all
and the cop at the end with his nightstick

Posted by: DB at April 22, 2022 08:26 PM (geLO8)

70 Suda Kunitaro has a painting of the same pagoda in the 20th century art museum in Tokyo that I like.
Not a "pretty" painting, though -- dark, moody and intense like there's a storm about to burst.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 22, 2022 08:26 PM (vuisn)

71 Lou Diamond Phillips' misappropriation of Injun culture?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 22, 2022 08:20 PM (lz5hY)

hell, I remember a TV movie where Chuck Connors was Geronimo. As a kid my sticking point was Connors was a foot taller than the actual Geronimo. (I did a lot of reading about the Indians when I was a youth). But, well, they had the same big square head and grimace.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 08:26 PM (x8Wzq)

72
There are nice colorized films of Los Angeles. Those start around 1910 and go to the 60s.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 22, 2022 08:25 PM (5HBd1)

__________

There are all kinds of nice films of city life around 1900 with corrected speed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2022 08:27 PM (/U27+)

73 hell, I remember a TV movie where Chuck Connors was Geronimo. .
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well

Chuck Connors was Brezhnev's favorite actor. It doesn't mean anything but there it is.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 22, 2022 08:28 PM (66jxp)

74 See in russki media that the vile POS "president" had another Harvey moment, sorta. Turns away from lectern, does a lame two handed gesture to somebody to his left, then turns further left to .... nobody.

Just to keep the blood boiling and avoid distraction, it's helpful that the idiotic slogan on the wall behind him is "Lowering Costs for American Families".

Pathetic.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2022 08:28 PM (OTzUX)

75 totally unrelated, but I landed on this somehow and laughed my ass off

Richard Pryor- First Black President
https://tinyurl.com/ymbryxmm

Posted by: DB at April 22, 2022 08:29 PM (geLO8)

76 >>> I have had semen shipped but I didn't need a vet as I could do the AI myself.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2022 08:15 PM (qoaQk)


I remember splooge containers being shipped through ups when I worked there. Maroon diamond shaped plastic containers about two feet across and 2.5 feet tall. Insulated and cryo packed. They were a pain to load or take out and would slide all around the conveyor belts.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2022 08:29 PM (kc6S6)

77 Jmel, who was BB?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2022 08:31 PM (xhaym)

78 The San Francisco video is fake, fake ,fake. It fails to show Nancy Pelosi arriving on the stage from Baltimore and promptly administering a BJ to the entire board of directors.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 22, 2022 08:31 PM (lz5hY)

79 banana Dream, all the shipments I received were in regular square Styrofoam containers. Wonder what the ones you handled were?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2022 08:31 PM (qoaQk)

80 Brezhnev probably loved Branded!

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2022 08:31 PM (2JoB8)

81 I remember splooge containers being shipped through ups

Oh, my. Is there a newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at April 22, 2022 08:32 PM (Xrfse)

82 I missed the 'tan yer nutz' thread. The full promo is what those fags really have an issue with. It's accompanied by audio of a JFK speech where he' calling for a fit society and men to build their muscles and be men, saying "no one likes to see a fat kid" stuff.

The pic of SF is neat stuff.

Posted by: Fool Otto at April 22, 2022 08:32 PM (DB16e)

83 77 Jmel, who was BB?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2022 08:31 PM (xhaym)

Big Brother?

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 22, 2022 08:32 PM (OX9vb)

84 Kindltot

I'm guessing Big Brother. From 1984.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 22, 2022 08:32 PM (u82oZ)

85 I hate the cultural misappropriation thing. Let's cancel Peter Sellers, Christopher Lee, David Carradine, C. Thomas Howell, Eddie Murphy. Mary Sweeney.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 08:32 PM (x8Wzq)

86 Oh, my. Is there a newsletter?
Posted by: Sandra Flook at April 22, 2022 08:32 PM (Xrfse)

*snort

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 22, 2022 08:33 PM (OX9vb)

87 I have had semen shipped but I didn't need a vet as I could do the AI myself.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2022 08:15 PM (qoaQk)

The I is the best part.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 22, 2022 08:33 PM (SH2Zi)

88 Brezhnev probably loved Branded!
Posted by: Skip

"What do you do when you're branded,
And you know you're a mannnnnnn. . . "

Loved that show.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2022 08:33 PM (Msys3)

89 Inman: Prankbuster. Nitter here.

I appreciate you helping those of us out who don't have a Twitter account, ace. I recommend using the nttr.stream instance for the time being as it's much faster in loading Inman videos vice nitter.moomoo.me (as awesome as that name is).

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 22, 2022 08:33 PM (DTX3h)

90 @16 Skip-It is Market Street between 3rd and 4th street to the south and Ellis and Geary to the north.

Posted by: JROD at April 22, 2022 08:34 PM (0jZnq)

91 My students had to do a power point presentation on a dictator of their choice and the steps each one took to seize power in ways that mirrored that of BB in 1984. One chose Idi Amin. The rest of the class was shocked.

Posted by: Jmel at April 22, 2022 08:25 PM (BSiHW)

Anyone choose the Brandon cabal?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 22, 2022 08:34 PM (SH2Zi)

92 Dr Demento > Dr Fauci

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 22, 2022 08:34 PM (66jxp)

93 flounder, a real meaning of life experience. Implanting the semen, palpating a 25 day fetus, foaling the same fetus and then teaching it to ride.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2022 08:36 PM (qoaQk)

94 The pic of SF is neat stuff.
---
I'm always impressed with how well-dressed everyone is. We lost something when we went all casual, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 22, 2022 08:36 PM (sWM8x)

95 Branded!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV-7D4io1Rs

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 22, 2022 08:36 PM (66jxp)

96 Tanned balls means sunburnt balls. Ouch.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 22, 2022 08:36 PM (mNhhD)

97 For years, I thought that was Chuck Connors with the Good 'ol Boys in the Blues Brothers. Didn't know he'd been dead for like a decade at that point.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 22, 2022 08:37 PM (KaCzC)

98 Chuck Connors was in Tourist Trap. Turrible movie, except for Tanya Roberts, barefoot and wearing a halter top and Daisy Dukes. *eyes glaze over for a while*
*wakes up*
Anyhoo, I seen it on Rifftrax.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 08:37 PM (x8Wzq)

99 President Biden on Friday said his administration is working to make "every vehicle" in the United States military "climate-friendly."

Posted by: DB at April 22, 2022 08:37 PM (geLO8)

100 Brezhnev loved The Rifleman. It was the only American TV show permitted on Soviet TV. Chuck Connors presented a brace of Colt 1873s to Brezhnev at the White House.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 22, 2022 08:37 PM (lz5hY)

101 10 Thanks for posting up the stuff on Rear Window. One of my favorite movies.

Posted by: JROD at April 22, 2022 08:06 PM (0jZnq)
-------------

Same here. Plus, Grace Kelly in this film is definitely in the top 5 of All Time Film Hotties.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 22, 2022 08:37 PM (lNHqD)

102 Favirorite donut toy = dog tastes infant

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 22, 2022 08:37 PM (wODFs)

103 I watched the set builders for the "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes" transformed an empty across from our building into the Embarcadero, Rampart St. into a dystopian hell hole for humans.

They painted plywood to look like steel shutters on our first floor windows and I couldn't tell the difference until I touched them. No matter what you think of movies these guys are good.

I have pictures and video but it would take me all night to figure out how to share them.

Posted by: Javems at April 22, 2022 08:38 PM (AmoqO)

104 "What do you do when you're branded,
And you know you're a mannnnnnn. . . "

Loved that show.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2022 08:33 PM (Msys3)

Shame. Honor. Wrongfully disgraced.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2022 08:38 PM (dNqv+)

105 Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist

We were a serious country then. Before the century long insurrection by barbarians.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 22, 2022 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

106 Chuck Connors was in Airplane II, which otherwise sucked

Posted by: DB at April 22, 2022 08:38 PM (geLO8)

107 GONZALO LIVES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2yeSOcNlgE

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 22, 2022 08:38 PM (wODFs)

108 sigh

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 22, 2022 08:38 PM (VlI+9)

109 Wow, the pretty lady Tucker has on right now is the exemplar for hot Swedish Women.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 22, 2022 08:38 PM (lORQA)

110
I have had semen shipped but I didn't need a vet as I could do the AI myself.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2022 08:15 PM (qoaQk)

________

This is a dual-sire litter, so the splooge has to go into each horn. The sires are two of the greats of the breed, long gone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2022 08:39 PM (/U27+)

111 the best thing I have bought in years, as utility goes


vitamix

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 22, 2022 08:39 PM (VlI+9)

112 While you'd see a few automobiles in SF at that time, there wasn't that much automobile traffic. While filming, the producers just got several automobiles to drive down with the cable car, and sort of circle around it, passing it, then turning off or backing off, and then overtaking it again.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 22, 2022 08:23 PM (Mzdiz)

So it's true. Everything is fake and gay.

Posted by: blaster at April 22, 2022 08:40 PM (9otr5)

113 Everyone well dressed, to conceal the Smith and Wesson New Departure .32 only used on those dropping a deuce in public.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 22, 2022 08:07 PM (lz5hY)

I have a little Harrington and Richardson hammerless top-break in .32 S&W short. Pretty accurate, natural pointer, but it doesn't go bang every time as it should.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2022 08:40 PM (Tg5B4)

114 109 Beat me to it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 22, 2022 08:40 PM (lz5hY)

115 flounder, a real meaning of life experience. Implanting the semen, palpating a 25 day fetus, foaling the same fetus and then teaching it to ride.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2022 08:36 PM (qoaQk)

That is pretty cool.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 22, 2022 08:41 PM (SH2Zi)

116 Shame. Honor. Wrongfully disgraced.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

The Donald Trump Story.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 22, 2022 08:41 PM (FVME7)

117 Yep, I'm happy with my Vitamix too. It's interesting that the best preserving equipment is US made (Excaliber dehydraters, Vitamix and All American canners)

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 22, 2022 08:41 PM (5HBd1)

118 Hadrian, Best of luck on this endeavor. The best part of this is still having viable semen from studs long gone.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2022 08:42 PM (qoaQk)

119 106 Chuck Connors was in Airplane II, which otherwise sucked
Posted by: DB at April 22, 2022 08:38 PM (geLO

William Shatner is great and there are some other bits like the courtroom stuff which is very good.

Airplane! is near perfect. Airplane 2 has it's moments.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2022 08:42 PM (dNqv+)

120 >>>Live snake birth

Well, if I ever want to fuck a snake, I'll know where to start.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 22, 2022 08:42 PM (hVqGz)

121 Gotta say, the interwebs helps with my senior moments.

I wonder, though. I am 56. These lags calling up names and such kind of worries me sometimes.

Might need to start a Flowers for Algernon journal.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 08:42 PM (x8Wzq)

122 >>> banana Dream, all the shipments I received were in regular square Styrofoam containers. Wonder what the ones you handled were?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2022 08:31 PM (qoaQk)


This was in the early 90s and they were going to cattle ranchers north TX through KS. The labels said they were a cryo company and although I never saw one opened up management told us what they were.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2022 08:42 PM (kc6S6)

123 When you mess with the bull you get the street light.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 22, 2022 08:43 PM (LkM8p)

124 Yaller stripedy kittens should not watch dog cartoons. By theyselfs.

Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2022 08:43 PM (0OP+5)

125 @114

>>109 Beat me to it.

Some women are so pretty, it really feels like they are a different species.

And and as an example, right after the pretty lady, Tucker put up a picture of Stacy Abrams and read some of her prurient romance novels.

Talk about a contrast.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 22, 2022 08:43 PM (lORQA)

126 113 Check the little tension spring that gives friction to the cylinder, top of frame. Easily replaced with a piece of lady's bobby pin ( pretty good spring stock).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 22, 2022 08:43 PM (lz5hY)

127 Our junior high version of "Branded:"

Stranded!
Trapped on the toilet bowl
What do you do when you're stranded
And you ain't got a roll

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 22, 2022 08:43 PM (sWM8x)

128 My students had to do a power point presentation on a dictator of their choice and the steps each one took to seize power in ways that mirrored that of BB in 1984. One chose Idi Amin. The rest of the class was shocked.
Posted by: Jmel at April 22, 2022 08:25 PM (BSiHW)

Nobody chose to do Joe Biden? For shame!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2022 08:44 PM (Tg5B4)

129 120 Well, if I ever want to fuck a snake, I'll know where to start.


https://tinyurl.com/mr2yaffy

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 22, 2022 08:45 PM (wODFs)

130 ..Well, if I ever want to fuck a snake, I'll know where to start. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 22, 2022 08:42 PM (hVqGz)


Kevin McCarthy's office.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2022 08:45 PM (QzJWU)

131 >>> I wonder, though. I am 56. These lags calling up names and such kind of worries me sometimes.

Might need to start a Flowers for Algernon journal.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 08:42 PM (x8Wzq)


I have always had absolutely terrible memory, long and short term. I don't know what a decline would be like but I already function on minimum capacity. It makes me wonder how my mind would handle it any differently.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2022 08:46 PM (kc6S6)

132 Well, if I ever want to fuck a snake, I'll know where to start. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 22, 2022 08:42 PM (hVqGz)

Kevin McCarthy's office.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2022 08:45 PM (QzJWU)

He likes tire irons and long walks in Ft. Marcy Park.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 22, 2022 08:47 PM (SH2Zi)

133 So, "intelligent"? Let's just say he's qualified to hold an internship at National Review and leave it that.

---------

Let's see, he's annoying, he squawks a lot, he's stupid, and he makes his living by picking at the corpses of better creatures, but will peck at anything tossed his way.

He's qualified to *edit* National Review.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2022 08:47 PM (UGDPW)

134 77
Big Brother

Posted by: Jmel at April 22, 2022 08:47 PM (BSiHW)

135 >>And and as an example, right after the pretty lady, Tucker put up a picture of Stacy Abrams


That will kill your boner.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2022 08:47 PM (8moh1)

136 Stranded!
Trapped on the toilet bowl
What do you do when you're stranded
And you ain't got a roll
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 22, 2022 08:43 PM (sWM8x)

Guest towels. they don't flush well, though. Throw it out the window.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 08:47 PM (x8Wzq)

137 This is a dual-sire litter, so the splooge has to go into each horn. The sires are two of the greats of the breed, long gone.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2022 08:39 PM (/U27+)


How does that work as far as papering the pups? Whose pups are whose?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 22, 2022 08:47 PM (yQpMk)

138 Stranded!
Trapped on the toilet bowl
What do you do when you're stranded
And you ain't got a roll
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 22, 2022 08:43 PM (sWM8x)


To prove you're a man
You must wipe with your haaand
Stranded

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 22, 2022 08:48 PM (yQpMk)

139 Stranded!
Trapped on the toilet bowl
What do you do when you're stranded
And you ain't got a roll
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis,

******

A true cultural touchstone for a generation!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2022 08:49 PM (kXYt5)

140 >.William Shatner is great and there are some other bits like the courtroom stuff which is very good.


yes
the Macho Grande incident

Posted by: DB at April 22, 2022 08:49 PM (geLO8)

141 AOP, for the Harrington and Richardson.32 S&W, if it is not always on the same cylinder, you may have a weak spring. That is not unusual for a 100 Year old revolver

Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2022 08:49 PM (xhaym)

142 Sweet jeebus. Tucker just had someone read from Governor Stacey Abrams' latest bodice ripper.

*reaches for brain bleach*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

143 Watching tucker - but I can't take Stacey Abrams porn. No way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2022 08:49 PM (4F6GB)

144 Kevin McCarthy's office.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2022 08:45 PM

"Dibs!" - F. Luntz

Posted by: Fool Otto at April 22, 2022 08:49 PM (DB16e)

145 Check the little tension spring that gives friction to the cylinder, top of frame. Easily replaced with a piece of lady's bobby pin ( pretty good spring stock).
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 22, 2022 08:43 PM (lz5hY)

Thanks! I tightened up the axial play on the cylinder. Primers are getting well dimpled. It might just be old tired ammo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2022 08:50 PM (Tg5B4)

146
How does that work as far as papering the pups? Whose pups are whose?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 22, 2022 08:47 PM (yQpMk)

________

We'll have DNA tests done on each pup to determine the sire.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2022 08:50 PM (/U27+)

147 132
He likes tire irons and long walks in Ft. Marcy Park.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 22, 2022 08:47 PM (SH2Zi)
----------------------

Do you like pina coladas? And tire irons to the brain?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 22, 2022 08:50 PM (lNHqD)

148 "He squeezed her flattened nipple."

Omg.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 08:50 PM (ptqGC)

149 In the apartment in Rear Window, there is a picture of two guys in front of an airplane on the wall. I'm told that's an actual picture of James Stewart from the war.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2022 08:50 PM (CJGZg)

150 >>>This is San Francisco in 1906

Pedestrians, automobiles, horse drawn carriages, trolleys, trains, bicycles...

Did I leave anything out?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 22, 2022 08:51 PM (hVqGz)

151 I wonder, though. I am 56. These lags calling up names and such kind of worries me sometimes.

Might need to start a Flowers for Algernon journal.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 08:42 PM (x8Wzq)

Totally normal... we all do it. Its because we now have so much experience and knowledge, it sometimes takes a bit to filter through to find that ONE piece of information.

At least... that's what I tellz meself! /smile

Now... what were we talking about?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2022 08:51 PM (oHd/0)

152 That Tom and Jerry screen was moving around.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2022 08:51 PM (63Dwl)

153 135 >>And and as an example, right after the pretty lady, Tucker put up a picture of Stacy Abrams


That will kill your boner.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2022 08:47 PM (8moh1)
---------------------

I bet that's what the doctor shows you if you go to the ER with one of those four hour hard-ons.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 22, 2022 08:51 PM (lNHqD)

154 64
Ump interrupts bat dog doing his job, gets booed.

https://youtu.be/turjBWHBeOU
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2022 08:24 PM (/U27+)

I might go back to watching MLB if they all got bat dogs.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 22, 2022 08:52 PM (0om5x)

155 143 Watching tucker - but I can't take Stacey Abrams porn. No way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2022 08:49 PM (4F6GB)

Yeah, was watching... turned it off when that crap started.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2022 08:52 PM (oHd/0)

156 That Tom and Jerry screen was moving around.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2022 08:51 PM (63Dwl)

Yeah, it was edited in. Timing was good, though.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 22, 2022 08:52 PM (SH2Zi)

157 Tank show up on a beach in a bikini?

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2022 08:52 PM (2JoB8)

158 We need, NEED, Ace to do a reading of an Abrams bodice ripper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

159 JD Vance getting spicy on Tucker.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 22, 2022 08:53 PM (lORQA)

160 Sweet jeebus. Tucker just had someone read from Governor Stacey Abrams' latest bodice ripper.

*reaches for brain bleach*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

And then, he reached for my blouse, paused, and hollered, "Gonna need a lot of straps and a skid loader or two. And where's the hazmat guys?"

My bosom heaved. it registered 5.3 on the Richter scale.

He heaved as well. More like booted. Blew chunks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 08:53 PM (x8Wzq)

161 I would have thought stacey was more of a

"then he as he wrestld her to her orgasm he tased her for the third time"

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 22, 2022 08:54 PM (VlI+9)

162 Jane D'oh @ 148- 'He squoze her fatted nipple.'
- your kindly ebonics translator
-

Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2022 08:54 PM (0OP+5)

163 So we now know that Tank likes to have her "flattened" nipples squeezed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 08:54 PM (ptqGC)

164 I wonder, though. I am 56. These lags calling up names and such kind of worries me sometimes.

Might need to start a Flowers for Algernon journal.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 08:42 PM (x8Wzq)

Not to alarm you or anyone else, but my MiL joked about her absentmindedness. Then about a month later she was in surgery to remove a glioblastoma. It may be normal aging and memory loss, but I wouldn't sneeze at an MRI if offered by a DR.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 22, 2022 08:55 PM (SH2Zi)

165 I remember a TV movie where Chuck Connors was Geronimo.
--------

Titled, curiously, 'Geronimo'

;-)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2022 08:55 PM (TIW4Q)

166 Tank show up on a beach in a bikini?
Posted by:


those are referred to as flotatin screens I believe

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 22, 2022 08:55 PM (VlI+9)

167 If my kid ever gets that assignment, I'm going to have her let me do it.

"Today I'm righting about August Peenoshay. He's like BB because he's at the top of all leaders in history, everything he said was always right, and he was always watching, but only because he loved his people, and they all loved him back. Plus, he killed 30,000 Communist pig people, and even though that's not like BB, it's totally awesome, and I wish he was still alive so we could go on a date."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2022 08:56 PM (UGDPW)

168 We need, NEED, Ace to do a reading of an Abrams bodice ripper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

I'd pay money for that on a livestream. He should get himself on Twitch.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 22, 2022 08:56 PM (SH2Zi)

169 I bet party-tits Cuomo has flattened nipples.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2022 08:56 PM (kc6S6)

170 I wonder, though. I am 56. These lags calling up names and such kind of worries me sometimes.


Yesterday i suddenly realized I had a tire iron in my hand. No idea why...

Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2022 08:57 PM (CJGZg)

171 I remember a TV movie where Chuck Connors was Geronimo.
--------

Titled, curiously, 'Geronimo'

;-)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2022 08:55 PM (TIW4Q)

Chuck Connors did a gay porn before he broke into Hollywood .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 22, 2022 08:57 PM (0om5x)

172
168 We need, NEED, Ace to do a reading of an Abrams bodice ripper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

I'd pay money for that on a livestream. He should get himself on Twitch.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 22, 2022 08:56 PM (SH2Zi)

-------

Agree.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

173 Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 22, 2022 08:55 PM (SH2Zi)

Gee thanks. Might as well go to Web MD.



Scratchy throat? You have mesothelioma.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 08:57 PM (x8Wzq)

174 We need, NEED, Ace to do a reading of an Abrams bodice ripper.

Posted by: Ja



not so much bodice ripper as cutting torch

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 22, 2022 08:57 PM (VlI+9)

175 Tank imagines herself as Candace Owens.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 08:59 PM (ptqGC)

176 I'll just point out here that both Walter and the Dude liked Branded! as well.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 22, 2022 08:59 PM (66jxp)

177
Totally normal... we all do it. Its because we now have so much experience and knowledge, it sometimes takes a bit to filter through to find that ONE piece of information.

At least... that's what I tellz meself! /smile

Now... what were we talking about?
Posted by: Romeo13
------

I agree. As my BIL says. 'My memory is fine, it's my recollection that is slow.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2022 08:59 PM (r0Wry)

178 169 I bet party-tits Cuomo has flattened nipples.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2022 08:56 PM (kc6S6)


Whose nipples do you think he has flattened?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 22, 2022 08:59 PM (wODFs)

179 Chuck Connors did a gay porn before he broke into Hollywood .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Wait, what?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 22, 2022 09:00 PM (66jxp)

180 Yudisthera's Dice @ 167-
Kinda like 'They were commies, Lee...'

Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2022 09:00 PM (0OP+5)

181 Scratchy throat? You have mesothelioma.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 08:57 PM (x8Wzq)

Hers was in a portion of the brain affecting memory. Other people have different locations causing different neural symptoms. The memory loss joking is just one of those things that sticks out with me.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 22, 2022 09:00 PM (SH2Zi)

182 it was her desperate grunting and heaving that told him she was going to blow again

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 22, 2022 09:01 PM (VlI+9)

183 Wife currently playing:

Primvera

https://youtu.be/QyaSU6zZidg

Life is good.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 22, 2022 09:01 PM (SH2Zi)

184 Anyone else here who's had the coof having brain fog? I am finally coming out of the long-haul exhaustion, but the brain fog scares me that I'm going full Biden.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:01 PM (ptqGC)

185 168 We need, NEED, Ace to do a reading of an Abrams bodice ripper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

We could do a pot-boiler. When I lived in Alaska the Anchorage Daily News had a Sunday feature which was a really bad pot boiler mystery story. I loved it.

which reminds me of creative writing classes in high school, where we would write a paragraph, then hand our notebook to the next student. It was always boy-girl. When your notebook got back to you, it was amazing to see how the story had progressed, or regressed.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 09:01 PM (x8Wzq)

186 I agree. As my BIL says. 'My memory is fine, it's my recollection that is slow.'
---
That's actually a good description of most normal age-related memory problems. It isn't really a failure of memory, it's a failure of recall.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 22, 2022 09:02 PM (sWM8x)

187 The FAA has handed down its decision in regards to Trevor Jacobs crashing his 1946 Taylorcraft into a mountain while filming it all.

The FAA has reviewed the matter and has ordered Trevor Jacobs to surrender his private pilot's license. Now let the litigation start against Trevor Jacobs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2022 09:02 PM (8BmLM)

188 not so much bodice ripper as cutting torch
Posted by: confederatefifth
-------

Jaws of life.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2022 09:02 PM (r0Wry)

189 Jaws of life.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,


Posted by: confederatefifth at April 22, 2022 09:03 PM (VlI+9)

190 "He squeezed her flattened nipple."

Omg.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 08:50 PM (ptqGC)

That's hot.

Posted by: Paris Hilton at April 22, 2022 09:03 PM (4I/2K)

191 Anyone else here who's had the coof having brain fog? I am finally coming out of the long-haul exhaustion, but the brain fog scares me that I'm going full Biden.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:01 PM (ptqGC)


No worries Jane.
You've got the best medicine ever here in 2009.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2022 09:03 PM (CJGZg)

192 Live snake birth

Well, if I ever want to fuck a snake, I'll know where to start.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

'break out the fangs and i'll take one for the team'

- specialist bivelaqua, pll clerk, 1/43 ada, white sands training range, while holding a rattler down with his entrenching tool during the digging of an entry control point bunker. circa 1983 when patriot was brand fucking new.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 22, 2022 09:03 PM (UgAdJ)

193 it's a failure of recall.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
------

*?*

What are you talking about?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2022 09:04 PM (r0Wry)

194 No worries Jane.
You've got the best medicine ever here in 2009.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2022 09:03 PM (CJGZg)

* glares*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:04 PM (ptqGC)

195 Watching my beloved New Jersey Generals and I don't see anyone in the stands.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 22, 2022 09:04 PM (66jxp)

196 Oooo, I might be able to watch Hannity tonight. Because Hannity isn't on it. (Pete hegseth)

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2022 09:04 PM (4F6GB)

197 When Stacy Abrams isn't sexually assaulting the characters in her romance novels, she's assaulting patrons at the local all-you-can-eat buffet.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 22, 2022 09:04 PM (LkM8p)

198 Our oldest cat is curled up in my lap. Visits me every afternoon to make sure I'm not being too productive.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 22, 2022 09:04 PM (wODFs)

199 Anyone else here who's had the coof having brain fog? I am finally coming out of the long-haul exhaustion, but the brain fog scares me that I'm going full Biden.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:01 PM (ptqGC)

It's called a Brain Cloud. It is untreatable.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 22, 2022 09:05 PM (AiZBA)

200 Stacey Abrams in a bodice?

So that is where the armor plating went.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2022 09:05 PM (8BmLM)

201 Stacey Abrams in a bodice?

So that is where the armor plating went.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2022 09:05 PM (8BmLM)

Titanium bathtub, like the A-10 has.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 22, 2022 09:06 PM (SH2Zi)

202 161 I would have thought stacey was more of a

"then he as he wrestld her to her orgasm he tased her for the third time"
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 22, 2022 08:54 PM (VlI+9)

Lord help me, I read that as "tasted her"

Arghhhhhhhh.....

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 22, 2022 09:06 PM (BgMrQ)

203 192 'break out the fangs and i'll take one for the team'
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 22, 2022 09:03 PM (UgAdJ)


https://tinyurl.com/mr2yaffy

which one are you?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 22, 2022 09:07 PM (wODFs)

204 The memory loss joking is just one of those things that sticks out with me.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 22, 2022 09:00 PM (SH2Zi)

Sorry, man. I joke cuz I gotta. My dad had dementia, and I sometimes worry when I can't recall something. I know it's not hereditary per se, but there are things that can initiate it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 09:07 PM (x8Wzq)

205 Our ginger kitty is not yet two, is feisty and sure of himself, but has become a clingy mama's boy. He wasn't at all affectionate as a little baby, and now he won't leave my side. He's my orange shadow.

His street name is "Orangejello." And it's not pronounced orange jello.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:08 PM (ptqGC)

206 184 Anyone else here who's had the coof having brain fog? I am finally coming out of the long-haul exhaustion, but the brain fog scares me that I'm going full Biden.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:01 PM (ptqGC)

Did.

I'm better, but still find myself fishing for words at times, which is not me at all...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 22, 2022 09:09 PM (BgMrQ)

207 Stacey Abraham's is one hot peice of asphalt

Posted by: Jimco Industries at April 22, 2022 09:09 PM (aFwkl)

208 Stacey Abrams buys her fishnets here:

https://tinyurl.com/43x2hh7p

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2022 09:09 PM (UGDPW)

209

https://tinyurl.com/mr2yaffy

which one are you?
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know

bwahahahahaha

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 22, 2022 09:09 PM (UgAdJ)

210 We need, NEED, Ace to do a reading of an Abrams bodice ripper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

I'd pay money for that on a livestream. He should get himself on Twitch.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur

The one last thing Gilbert Gottfried needed to do before he passed. That's the deepest cut, knowing that.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 22, 2022 09:09 PM (OssQ4)

211 184 Anyone else here who's had the coof having brain fog? I am finally coming out of the long-haul exhaustion, but the brain fog scares me that I'm going full Biden.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:01 PM (ptqGC)
-------------------
I had it for about a month afterwards, and a coworker had it for longer. I know others who recovered really quickly. I wouldn't be too concerned about it unless it gets worse or lasts a very long time.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 22, 2022 09:09 PM (lNHqD)

212 Sorry, man. I joke cuz I gotta. My dad had dementia, and I sometimes worry when I can't recall something. I know it's not hereditary per se, but there are things that can initiate it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 09:07 PM (x8Wzq)

No worries. It's just one of those odd juxtapositions that sticks out in your memory. Dementia is a bitch, too.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 22, 2022 09:09 PM (SH2Zi)

213 Her fishnets are actual fish nets

Posted by: Jimco Industries at April 22, 2022 09:10 PM (aFwkl)

214 Anyone else here who's had the coof having brain fog? I am finally coming out of the long-haul exhaustion, but the brain fog scares me that I'm going full Biden.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:01 PM

Hello Jane, we haven't seen you this late in the ONT for a long time!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 22, 2022 09:10 PM (a3Q+t)

215 I would have thought stacey was more of a

"then he as he wrestld her to her orgasm he tased her for the third time"
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 22, 2022 08:54 PM (VlI+9)


Oh. So you've read "The Blue Arc of Love"
A woman welder finds her soulmate in the back streets of Atlanta.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2022 09:10 PM (CJGZg)

216 His street name is "Orangejello." And it's not pronounced orange jello.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Oh-Ran-gell-O

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 22, 2022 09:10 PM (UgAdJ)

217 "He squeezed her flattened nipple."

Omg.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 08:50 PM (ptqGC)

That's just how Jondalar would do to Ayla.

Posted by: Jean M. Auel at April 22, 2022 09:11 PM (4I/2K)

218 Hello Jane, we haven't seen you this late in the ONT for a long time!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 22, 2022 09:10 PM (a3Q+t

*glares*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:11 PM (ptqGC)

219 Duncanthrax that's just cruel.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 22, 2022 09:11 PM (OssQ4)

220 Should have been asleep long ago
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2022 09:11 PM (2JoB8)

221 You know any Tank Abrams erotica would probably work even better as an escape room thriller. Just need a character list of seemingly disconnected people with mysterious pasts. They would never actually see her, just brief glimpses into the awful empty void between her teeth and then the sound of screams echoing.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2022 09:12 PM (kc6S6)

222 Anyone else here who's had the coof having brain fog? I am finally coming out of the long-haul exhaustion, but the brain fog scares me that I'm going full Biden.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:01 PM (ptqGC)

Whoa! that might explain some things. I still have some physical things regarding jogging and whatnot and the fatigue that follows. The brain fog might be part of what's going on with me right now. See previous comments. Seems to happen more often.

Like, how could I forget Tanya Roberts? Sheesh!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 09:12 PM (x8Wzq)

223 Goodnight Skip. I'm going to bed soon as well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:12 PM (ptqGC)

224 Are her fishnets tuna safe?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2022 09:12 PM (8BmLM)

225 She gets her thongs from the samurai outlet store. Fact.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at April 22, 2022 09:12 PM (aFwkl)

226 Are her fishnets tuna safe?

Grampa, the tuna doesn't taste like it used to.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at April 22, 2022 09:14 PM (Xrfse)

227 crivvins, the toenail fungus ads were annoying but barely tolerable, but this new fingernail fungus one is *%&#@% DISGUSTING !

I'm'a have to start adblocking if it remains; just not gonna look at that again.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 22, 2022 09:14 PM (IZ9rT)

228
I'd pay money for that on a livestream. He should get himself on Twitch.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur

The one last thing Gilbert Gottfried needed to do before he passed. That's the deepest cut, knowing that.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 22, 2022 09:09 PM (OssQ4)


I imagine he twitched a couple of times.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2022 09:14 PM (CJGZg)

229 221 You know any Tank Abrams erotica would probably work even better as an escape room thriller. Just need a character list of seemingly disconnected people with mysterious pasts. They would never actually see her, just brief glimpses into the awful empty void between her teeth and then the sound of screams echoing.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2022 09:12 PM (kc6S6)

"He tried to scream as he slid helplessly down the deep, sweat-slickened crevasse, but the foul atmosphere paralyzed his vocal chords. His last though was to hope the others could escape, because he knew that he would never be found."

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 22, 2022 09:15 PM (lNHqD)

230 217 "He squeezed her flattened nipple."

Huh? Excuse me, what? Is that erotica?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 22, 2022 09:16 PM (eGTCV)

231 Grampa, the tuna doesn't taste like it used to.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at April 22, 2022 09:14 PM (Xrfse)

Lord, I miss Rush Limbaugh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 09:16 PM (x8Wzq)

232 If you are all into that "how it was made" stuff for movies, you need to listen to the directors track on the Blood Simple DVD

The Coen Bros. had no idea how to make a movie, and then when they did that track they were having a blast explaining stuff.

There was a good interview of M. Emmet Walsh that was interesting too. He talks about how he took the project on a whim and found out that they were broke and clueless. They had the sound girl do the smoke ring effects and then she got sick.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 22, 2022 09:16 PM (K8Upj)

233 Stacey Abrams buys her fishnets here:

https://tinyurl.com/43x2hh7p
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2022 09:09 PM (UGDPW)

This gon' be serious. She's wearin'
Fishnet!
Black pantyhose
Big Legs
Showin' through the holes

Posted by: Morris Day at April 22, 2022 09:16 PM (4I/2K)

234 She gets her thongs from the samurai outlet store. Fact.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at April 22, 2022 09:12 PM (aFwkl)

NO COKE. ONLY PEPSI!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 09:17 PM (x8Wzq)

235 Don't ever ask Stacy Adams to "please show some restraint."

There's not sufficient eye-bleach in the world to scrub out the view of spanx under tension in reply.

She goes all Ms. Creosote, and it's gonna be like that beached whale they dynamited in Oregon. Only, worse.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2022 09:18 PM (QzJWU)

236 In Moby Dick II: Dick Harder, a torrid romance about forbidden love off the coast of Georgia, Captain Ahab learns that the only thing hotter than his hatred of white whales is his passion for black ones.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2022 09:18 PM (UGDPW)

237
Lord, I miss Rush Limbaugh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Me too, Pug.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2022 09:18 PM (fSVK1)

238 I could have sworn there was a 5-layer pagoda in the game Karataka for the Apple 2.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 22, 2022 09:18 PM (ybIRR)

239 Empire of Jeff would brilliantly read a Stacy Abrams novel.

Dammit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

240 YD ROFL

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 22, 2022 09:20 PM (OssQ4)

241 Morris Day @ 233-
You know what else be showin' through them holes? Two mo holes.

Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2022 09:20 PM (0OP+5)

242 Lord, I miss Rush Limbaugh.

Ditto.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 22, 2022 09:20 PM (Xrfse)

243 If the Horde had written for Rush Limbaugh...

Radios would be combusting coast to coast.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2022 09:21 PM (8BmLM)

244 "I'm gonna unleash these bosoms now. My phone and credit cards done got lost in there again."

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at April 22, 2022 09:21 PM (4I/2K)

245 Rush would be over the moon over DeSantis right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:21 PM (ptqGC)

246 Lord, I miss Rush Limbaugh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 09:16 PM (x8Wzq)

I miss Oregon Muse. Every weekend both days.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 22, 2022 09:22 PM (wODFs)

247 I'm going back to Japan.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2022 09:23 PM (6VMRb)

248 Brain fog is usually hormone related.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 22, 2022 09:23 PM (5HBd1)

249 Rush wasn't mean or vindictive.
He, and his staff, did exhaustive research, they double checked and verified stories. HeTHOUGHT about stuff. He was funny and kind and generous and brutally honest.

I miss him so much.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2022 09:23 PM (U2p+3)

250 >> Rush would be over the moon over DeSantis right now.

"The way things ought ta be."

Posted by: DB at April 22, 2022 09:23 PM (geLO8)

251 Rush would be over the moon over DeSantis right now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:21 PM (ptqGC)

Oh yes. Absolutely.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 09:25 PM (x8Wzq)

252 I miss Oregon Muse.

I miss my friend Tami. Hardly a day goes by I don't think about her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:25 PM (ptqGC)

253 "He squeezed her flattened nipple."

Huh? Excuse me, what? Is that erotica?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 22, 2022 09:16 PM (eGTCV)

For some discriminating readers,

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at April 22, 2022 09:26 PM (SH2Zi)

254 I miss Oregon Muse. Every weekend both days.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 22, 2022 09:22 PM (wODFs)

Yup. A lot of great folks moving on. Bittersweet.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 09:26 PM (x8Wzq)

255 Alphaville - Big in Japan

https://youtu.be/tl6u2NASUzU

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2022 09:26 PM (8BmLM)

256 Regarding the top photo, I think I've been there.

Posted by: Theodore at April 22, 2022 09:27 PM (GJnvT)

257 I miss my friend Tami. Hardly a day goes by I don't think about her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:25 PM (ptqGC)

I miss her too.

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2022 09:27 PM (V13WU)

258 Rickl would be telling us all about the significance of the planets aligning these few days.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2022 09:27 PM (U2p+3)

259 Bobcat Goldtwhaite is still around and working, I bet he could do the audiobook

Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2022 09:28 PM (xhaym)

260 FL erasing CRT from textbooks. Finally.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:28 PM (ptqGC)

261 "242 Lord, I miss Rush Limbaugh.

Ditto.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 22, 2022 09:20 PM (Xrfse)"

*golf clap* same here !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 22, 2022 09:28 PM (IZ9rT)

262 YD ROFL

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 22, 2022 09:20 PM (OssQ4)

x2

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at April 22, 2022 09:28 PM (SH2Zi)

263 Have a great night, everyone.

May you not get burned where you don't want to burn. And enjoy the shift of cultural opinion.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 22, 2022 09:28 PM (u82oZ)

264 Crud. Gettin' all weepy now. So many good people leaving us too soon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 09:29 PM (x8Wzq)

265 Brain fog is usually hormone related.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 22, 2022 09:23 PM (5HBd1)

Sorry, Pug.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 22, 2022 09:29 PM (SH2Zi)

266 I loved Rush Limbaugh, Andrew Breitbart too. Herman Cain, Walter Williams, all brave guys. There are others, Glenn Beck (quirky to be sure), Neil Bortz, could name others.

Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2022 09:30 PM (0OP+5)

267 Dave Chappell would be great reading a Tank Abrams book.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:31 PM (ptqGC)

268 So many good people leaving us too soon.

For sure.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 22, 2022 09:31 PM (Xrfse)

269 Brain fog is usually hormone related.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 22, 2022 09:23 PM (5HBd1)

Sorry, Pug.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 22, 2022 09:29 PM (SH2Zi)

In my case it might be booze related.

Cheers. *finishes pint of IPA*

*Homer level belch*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 09:32 PM (x8Wzq)

270 >>> Bobcat Goldtwhaite is still around and working, I bet he could do the audiobook
Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2022 09:28 PM (xhaym)


He's a big time libtard. He'd volunteer to be nipple flattened.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2022 09:32 PM (kc6S6)

271 Dave Chappell would be great reading a Tank Abrams book.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:31 PM (ptqGC)

Morgan Freeman.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2022 09:32 PM (UGDPW)

272 ".. of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!"

(wish I knew the attribution for that quote. It's an oldie but a goodie.)


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2022 09:32 PM (QzJWU)

273 Kyoto is an indescribably beautiful place. If you can go, you should.

Posted by: ballistic at April 22, 2022 09:33 PM (oXNqT)

274 Dave Chappell would be great reading a Tank Abrams book.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:31 PM (ptqGC)

Morgan Freeman.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2022 09:32 PM (UGDPW)

*arches eyebrow*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:33 PM (ptqGC)

275 Dave Chappell would be great reading a Tank Abrams book.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:31 PM (ptqGC)

Shatner?

"He squeezed . . . her flattened nipple."


Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 22, 2022 09:35 PM (SH2Zi)

276 [From the sidebar:]

Elon Musk @elonmusk
The Barbarians are at the Gate What is best in life?

---------

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their cucks.

Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2022 09:35 PM (HM+TB)

277 I miss Oregon Muse. Every weekend both days.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 22, 2022 09:22 PM (wODFs)

I had a dream last night that Ace or one of the Cobs accidentally posted a thread with Oregonmuse as the "posted by". Very strange. Just reminded of it now.

Yeah, I dream about the HQ. Doesn't everyone?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 22, 2022 09:37 PM (OssQ4)

278 Some broad on CNBC was saying that Musk's offer isn't serious, and he's just doing this for publicity.

If the financial brain trust over there is making this assessment, it's safe to assume he'll be the sole stockholder by next Friday.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2022 09:40 PM (UGDPW)

279 I think Rowan Atkinson and Steve Coogan trading parts of an Abrams erotica romp using improvised character voices would kill me. I would laugh so hard I'd die. A ghost I'd be.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2022 09:41 PM (kc6S6)

280 Stacey Abrams buys her fishnets here:

https://tinyurl.com/43x2hh7p

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2022 09:09 PM (UGDPW)

-------

She could market her own new line of whalenet stockings.

Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2022 09:43 PM (HM+TB)

281 Yeah, I dream about the HQ. Doesn't everyone?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 22, 2022 09:37 PM (OssQ4)

I do, on occasion. *Crow T Robot voice*

It's weird

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 09:43 PM (x8Wzq)

282 Ace

I think you are selling the crow's brainpower short. That looked like more than trial & error to me, & it solved the puzzle fast.

I saw a film of a crow in Japan once, using moving cars as a nutcracker. It would put walnuts at a busy intersection; wait until a car ran over the nut; & then go collect the meat from the newly-cracked walnut.

They're like flying monkeys. And they can be taught to mimic human speech too, altho not nearly as well as a parrot.

Posted by: mnw at April 22, 2022 09:44 PM (NLIak)

283 Two weeks ago, this guy was flabby and out-of-shape. Then he tanned his balls. And now look at him! I'm still waiting for genitalia prints to become the next big thing, like they were in japan and china 400 years ago.

Posted by: Ray at April 22, 2022 09:45 PM (sw3xv)

284 Richard Pryor reads Stacey Abrams.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2022 09:45 PM (4I/2K)

285 278 Some broad on CNBC was saying that Musk's offer isn't serious, and he's just doing this for publicity.

If the financial brain trust over there is making this assessment, it's safe to assume he'll be the sole stockholder by next Friday.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2022 09:40 PM (UGDPW)

-------

Heh. Yeah, CNBC -- the most reliable reverse barometer in financial news.

Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2022 09:45 PM (HM+TB)

286 284 Richard Pryor reads Stacey Abrams.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2022 09:45 PM (4I/2K)

--------

Eddie Murphy as Gumby.

Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2022 09:46 PM (HM+TB)

287 CNBC -- the most reliable reverse barometer in financial news.

Hey!

Posted by: Paul Krugman at April 22, 2022 09:47 PM (cdNls)

288 "He squeezed her flattened nipple."

Omg.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 08:50 PM (ptqGC)

"He perused the voluminous folds of her lower abdomen, placing old copies of Time Magazine in likely-looking creases, to use as bookmarks."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2022 09:47 PM (Tg5B4)

289 Posted by: mnw at April 22, 2022 09:44 PM (NLIak)

Crows are really smart. Ravens are even smarter. Like feathered velociraptors. Birds are scary as fuck-all.

Had a germ of an idea for a guy who lived in fear of crows. Not The Birds, or anything like that. Just a thing the character faced during his other adventures.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 09:48 PM (x8Wzq)

290 Evening.

I've said this before but if any species on earth deserves extinction it's the panda. Whatever evolutionary advantages it had a quarter of a million years ago are insufficient for the present age. It's slow, it's outcompeted by everything around and can barely be bothered to reproduce.

Naturally, this weak and pathetic creature is a symbol for the greens.

For humanity to move forward the panda must die.

Fuck the panda.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2022 09:50 PM (1Yy3c)

291 Time Magazine in likely-looking creases, to use as bookmarks."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

****

Oh man, you owe me a keyboard...

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2022 09:51 PM (kXYt5)

292
A crunchy fig
On a flattened nipple
In the grotto
Wut?

Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at April 22, 2022 09:51 PM (Xrfse)

293 The dogs being introduced to the baby is cute as can be.

It's like they know it's a little pink puppy.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2022 09:52 PM (1Yy3c)

294 Alec Baldwin claims (lies) he's been exonerated from killing his director.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:52 PM (ptqGC)

295 AoP ROFL very literary!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 22, 2022 09:52 PM (OssQ4)

296 lol - SFW

https://tinyurl.com/3y2my9tt

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 22, 2022 09:52 PM (SH2Zi)

297 >>Some broad on CNBC was saying that Musk's offer isn't serious, and he's just doing this for publicity.

>>If the financial brain trust over there is making this assessment, it's safe to assume he'll be the sole stockholder by next Friday.

@elon musk

The Barbarians are at the Gate

@elonmusk

What is best in life?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2022 09:53 PM (ZLI7S)

298 Ravens are even smarter. Like feathered velociraptors. Birds are scary as fuck-all.
----

As I have pointed out, the proper reference to a group of ravens is, an 'Unkindness'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2022 09:53 PM (Fk2FG)

299 I would love to have Jon Stewart invite me on his show. Like, love it. I would devastate that old fool.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2022 09:53 PM (UGDPW)

300 Alec Baldwin claims (lies) he's been exonerated from killing his director. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:52 PM (ptqGC)

Someone posted earlier that Alec Baldwin gets the Ted Kennedy Profile in Courage award. Both of them killed innocent women and not only got away with it, they used it as a play for sympathy.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 22, 2022 09:54 PM (BMmaB)

301 Steven Wright reads "The Hobbit."

"In a hole in the ground, there lived a Hobbit."

Tell me you would not love that. With the sighs and the forehead rubbing.

I need to call him.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 09:54 PM (x8Wzq)

302 Abrams bodice ripperL

"The sea was angry that day, my friends."

"There I was, eye-to-eye with the great beast."

"I was starin"g directly into the blowhole"

Thar she blows!!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2022 09:54 PM (kXYt5)

303 Fuck the panda.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2022 09:50 PM (1Yy3c)

-------

This is about Chairman Xi, isn't it?

Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2022 09:55 PM (HM+TB)

304 Haven Monahan: Is that a Titleist?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2022 09:56 PM (kXYt5)

305 This is about Chairman Xi, isn't it?
Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2022 09:55 PM (HM+TB)

It can be both.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2022 09:56 PM (1Yy3c)

306 Stress-related belly fat
Stress-related belly fat
The ad on the front page tellin' me that I've got
Stress-related belly fat

Posted by: mindful webworker at April 22, 2022 09:56 PM (cdNls)

307 Fuck the panda.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2022 09:50 PM (1Yy3c)

B side to Peter Gabriel's Shock the Monkey

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 09:57 PM (x8Wzq)

308 I think Le Frank already did an audiobook for Tank Abrams bodice ripper.
Hot stuff.



https://youtu.be/eb6ja96y6Ps

Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2022 09:57 PM (xhaym)

309 299 I would love to have Jon Stewart invite me on his show. Like, love it. I would devastate that old fool.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2022 09:53 PM (UGDPW)

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Would pay good money to see that, YD.

Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2022 09:57 PM (HM+TB)

310
Pandas
Our betters
Fuck the pandas

Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at April 22, 2022 09:57 PM (Xrfse)

311 Just in case anyone is confused. The answer to this post is "no".

Just understand that "this" in "Does this look big to you?" is "my ass".

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 22, 2022 09:57 PM (wODFs)

312 Great vid on Twitter today of a 95 year old woman in Shanghai beating six hazmat suited goons with her cane, until they give up hauling her off to Covid Happy Fun Camp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2022 09:57 PM (ptqGC)

313 Belly-fat related stress
Belly-fat related stress
How I got that is anyone's guess I've got
Belly-fat related stress

Posted by: mindful webworker at April 22, 2022 09:58 PM (cdNls)

314 307 Fuck the panda.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2022 09:50 PM (1Yy3c)

B side to Peter Gabriel's Shock the Monkey

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 22, 2022 09:57 PM (x8Wzq)

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LOL.

Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2022 09:58 PM (HM+TB)

315 Embodiment of, Drummer Shows Up To Wrong Gig...

https://tinyurl.com/y4mu6wu2

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 22, 2022 09:59 PM (lORQA)

316 We were having a fire in a firepit a couple weeks ago, and right at sunset a big, lone crow landed right over us, just to obviously give us the eye and see what we were up to. Kinda creepy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2022 10:00 PM (4F6GB)

317 *ONT is NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 22, 2022 10:00 PM (Ckg4U)

318 Nude ONT

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 22, 2022 10:00 PM (wODFs)

319 301 Steven Wright reads "The Hobbit."

"In a hole in the ground, there lived a Hobbit."

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"... and his name was Bucky Goldstein."

Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2022 10:01 PM (HM+TB)

320 Would pay good money to see that, YD.
Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2022 09

He invites sad cucks like Sullivan on, because he knows they have no fight in them. I would be... Not that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2022 10:01 PM (UGDPW)

321 >>>This is San Francisco in 1906

Pedestrians, automobiles, horse drawn carriages, trolleys, trains, bicycles...

Did I leave anything out?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

cattle rustlers and Methodists ???

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at April 22, 2022 10:01 PM (okV1R)

322 >>>For humanity to move forward the panda must die.

Fuck the panda.

Posted by: Robert

>Nobody has ever been able to tell me what panda meat taste like. It must be horrible shit or I'd have a packet of steaks in my freezer at this very moment.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 22, 2022 10:01 PM (LkM8p)

323 ONT be up

Posted by: mindful webworker at April 22, 2022 10:01 PM (cdNls)

324 Stress related beelly fat
Belly-fat related stress
Posted by: mindful webworker

*******

In the parlance, this is what we call a vicious cycle.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2022 10:01 PM (kXYt5)

325 "He perused the voluminous folds of her lower abdomen, placing old copies of Time Magazine in likely-looking creases, to use as bookmarks."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2022 09:47 PM (Tg5B4)

If this was not an entry into the Lytton-Bulwer literary contest, it should be

Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2022 10:02 PM (xhaym)

326 Real shot with probably some minor corrections. The building is Yasaksa on Sannen Zaka .

Also, pretty sure this was the inspiration for the famous scene in The Wolverine comic / movie.

In the other parts of the series. I have been to that castle. It is beautiful, but the inside is completely gutted, concrete and antiseptic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Osaka-jo. Nice place. The museum inside is very well done.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2022 10:04 PM (IEa8U)

327 ... Yasaka ... jeeze

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2022 10:05 PM (IEa8U)

328 heh

Posted by: testing 1 2 3 at April 23, 2022 12:15 AM (vDH+g)

329 That street in Kyoto is in the Nineizaka district. It's not a model.

Posted by: Holly at April 23, 2022 02:40 PM (BeME3)

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