Biden Tells Obama That He's Running For Reelection In 2024 And Also That He Once Went 15 Rounds With Rocky Graziano And Planted Betty Grable A Big Ol' Smooch Right On The Kisser

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NEW - Biden has told Obama he's running again for President in 2024, The Hill reported

Whatever, Joe.

Lemme tell you something: I have a pretty good idea of where you'll be in 2024, and it's not going to be in the Oval Office.

Think more... rectangular.

21% of Americans say Biden will not finish his first term as president and 71% describe themselves as "just being nice."

I assume the 21% of the people who do not think he'll complete his term believe he'll be impeached or forced to resign due to incompetence or obvious cognitive impairment.

I mean, what else could be? I have no idea what actuarial tables are.

Biden is obviously lying. He wants the story that he's "running again" out there so he is not perceived as even weaker due to lame duck status than he already is due to his status as being massively unpopular and a failed president makes him. He wants people to think that if they don't support him, why, in 2025, he'll have a list of names and he'll be rewarding friends and punishing enemies, Jack!

In 2025, if he's doing more than eating tapioca and shitting pea-sized turds, I'll be shocked.

But whatever, let's give this calculated bullshit a sniff:

President Biden has told former President Obama that he is planning to run for reelection in 2024, two sources tell The Hill.
The admission to Obama is the latest indication that Biden is likely to run for a second term, something the president has spoken about publicly.
During a press conference in Brussels last month, he told reporters he'd be "very fortunate" to run against his rival in the 2020 election, former President Trump.
"[Biden] wants to run and he's clearly letting everyone know," said one of the two sources familiar with the conversations between Obama and Biden.
The source also said that Biden, despite his faltering approval ratings, remains the most likely Democratic candidate to defeat Trump.

Biden is one of the Democrats I'm 100% certain Trump can defeat, because he's a proven failure. He is, as Trump will correctly say, a "disaster" and a "loser." And also a "mental invalid."

It should also be noted that Biden routinely plants this "I'm running again" story in the press. His communications people have planted the story in November 2021, December 2021, March 2022, and now in April 2022.

It's a hardy perennial, unlike Joe Biden himself.

Posted by: Ace at 06:00 PM

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1 The State wants a rogue actor to intervene. They'll make it happen. We are in Mirror-universe Shitsville now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2022 06:01 PM (p6Md5)

2 Also first

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2022 06:01 PM (p6Md5)

3 Top 10

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2022 06:03 PM (5NRaB)

4 The Malarkey Express

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 19, 2022 06:03 PM (vuisn)

5 Joe is trans sentient

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 19, 2022 06:03 PM (XvPQV)

6 Dang. I read the content.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 19, 2022 06:04 PM (SH2Zi)

7 His brain is mush, Jim!

Posted by: Bones at April 19, 2022 06:04 PM (F/J1O)

8 If that decrepit old husk of a dumbass runs again in 2024 I'll eat several hats.

Posted by: ballistic at April 19, 2022 06:04 PM (oXNqT)

9 Yeah, sure, Biden is together enough to tell people he's running again in 2024.

The same guy who shook hands with thin air then got moved elsewhere by a bunny is all about running again in 2024.

Totes believable.

Posted by: GloboHomo at April 19, 2022 06:04 PM (5pTK/)

10
He wants the story that he's "running again" out there so he is not perceived as even weaker due to lame duck status than he already is due to his status as being massively unpopular and a failed president makes him.

Exactly. But biden has nothing to do with this -- his managers are doing all his "thinking" for him.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 06:04 PM (2YTuC)

11 You will not run. You cannot hide. Your ass is mine.

Posted by: Satan at April 19, 2022 06:04 PM (Vxu+H)

12 Pretty sure joe actually said '"I'm running for President in 2016! I' the only guy who can beat Trump"

Posted by: Legion of Boom at April 19, 2022 06:05 PM (AvmRx)

13 Geraldo said Joe's decline is greatly exaggerated and his approval rating is higher than Trump's.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2022 06:05 PM (63Dwl)

14 He won't make it, bet the house on it

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2022 06:05 PM (2JoB8)

15 Nothing like getting nuked to create support for a invalid US President - the FDR, JFK gambit.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 19, 2022 06:05 PM (QZ/dC)

16 He's "told Obama".

Everything is so fake and gay.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2022 06:05 PM (dscaa)

17 >>> Geraldo said Joe's decline is greatly exaggerated and his approval rating is higher than Trump's.

Geraldo has his own cognitive decline problems to deal with

he also looks like he smells like poopie

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2022 06:06 PM (0G13K)

18 /crud, off, misbegotten sock of same sex world revolution.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 19, 2022 06:06 PM (5pTK/)

19
"Mental invalid" is a nice way of saying "oatmeal brain".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 06:06 PM (/U27+)

20 Mind you....a STACK of morons said Joe would be gone by now. So who knows?

It won't be Joe running things in 2024, one way or another, just like it isn't Joe running things now

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 19, 2022 06:06 PM (XvPQV)

21
However, giving biden the nomination spares the Democrat party from having primaries/debates in which their Lunacy is on full display as all the D candidates try to out-left each other.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 06:06 PM (2YTuC)

22 >>>Everything is so fake and gay.

status: True

Also: Vicious, stupid, and ugly

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2022 06:06 PM (0G13K)

23 Look I think he probably will finish out his first term, but who the heck thinks "very likely" people not paying any attention to the news??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 06:06 PM (KZzsI)

24 Geraldo said Joe's decline is greatly exaggerated and his approval rating is higher than Trump's.

False and False

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2022 06:06 PM (JfrFV)

25 Don't disparage ducks, he's already a lame ass.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2022 06:07 PM (AySDY)

26 I've seen him shuffle about and try to climb stairs. I think he would be better off walking slowly for re-election.

Posted by: Roy at April 19, 2022 06:07 PM (Ti+Tv)

27 Joe can barely work up a speedy shuffle these days, unlike two years ago when he could routinely pretend run for about 8 feet.

Posted by: huerfano at April 19, 2022 06:07 PM (MzKgG)

28 We supports Presdent Biden because he be care about childrin of coler unlike that loser Trump who is a racist and a persin of no coler supmperist !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at April 19, 2022 06:07 PM (bJ/+W)

29 We know this is a lie because Barry doesn't talk to Joe.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 19, 2022 06:08 PM (QYPq3)

30 I await the moment that none of Joe's handlers are close enough to grab him, and he turns from the podium and takes a nice long piss on the White House lawn.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 19, 2022 06:08 PM (QSjkU)

31 >>>25 Don't disparage ducks, he's already a lame ass.

true. Ducks did nothing wrong.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2022 06:08 PM (0G13K)

32 Hi ace!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 19, 2022 06:08 PM (Vxu+H)

33 Strictly from an observational standpoint, his decline is becoming more and more rapid. Saw that with my Dad in his final months.

No way he makes it to '24.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 19, 2022 06:08 PM (xPJvm)

34 I would have given odds Biden was gone by now.

Though, in my defense, in a sane world, Biden would have been put out to pasture by now.

Which is probably where I went wrong, assuming some sanity remained in this world.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 19, 2022 06:08 PM (5pTK/)

35 hi madame!

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2022 06:08 PM (0G13K)

36 Joe jumped the shark when he was elected the first time as Senator, Geraldo with the fucking vault stunt. They are made for each other.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 19, 2022 06:08 PM (QZ/dC)

37 Pastel pie charts. Must be for a democrat audience.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 19, 2022 06:09 PM (Y5qcH)

38
Joe has shit the bed more than Amber Heard. And that's saying something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 19, 2022 06:09 PM (Mzdiz)

39
I assume the biden '24 slogan will be "You People Just Don't Know How Good You Have It"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 06:10 PM (2YTuC)

40 Mind you....a STACK of morons said Joe would be gone by now. So who knows?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 19, 2022 06:06 PM (XvPQV)

I didn't. I said "they" would ride him until the very end and that it could be much longer than anyone thought. When then end happens, Harris will follow and "she" will "pick" Bootyjudge, who Wil be confirmed easily.

As usual, this has been Ellipsis bringing you Tomorrow's News Today.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2022 06:10 PM (dscaa)

41 Is it a good idea for elected Republicans to do the backhanded plea for compassion with Biden?

"This could happen to any of us, and I personally feel bad for Joe and his family."

??

Obviously not for this blog, this is a smart military blog, and cruel, so cruel. Also funny.

But Ted Cruz showing sympathy for Biden's non existent mental state? I'd really enjoy that.

Posted by: David Prince at April 19, 2022 06:10 PM (WUxVt)

42 Cadaver Joe is going to pack it in in a couple of years and Hunter Biden is going to jump in there and fuck Dr. Jill like the trailer park skank she's always been.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2022 06:10 PM (Wnd0C)

43 Exactly. But biden has nothing to do with this -- his managers are doing all his "thinking" for him.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 06:04 PM (2YTuC)

They're trying to save their phoney baloney jobs. All that's missing is the Harumff!

Posted by: Beartooth at April 19, 2022 06:10 PM (+3ARs)

44 let his name be stricken from the record and never spoken of again.

just kidding. let him be shit on for next few hundred years.

Posted by: x at April 19, 2022 06:10 PM (uQFwj)

45 I feel like the Day of Jill's Head Actually Exploding is nigh

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 19, 2022 06:10 PM (j9HX3)

46 The entire office of Hotair simultaneously came just now.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 19, 2022 06:10 PM (rYX6n)

47 I managed a grandfather in this stage - and I'm a bad person, but I wish every difficulty imaginable on these people

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 19, 2022 06:10 PM (QZ/dC)

48 You know I once met Martin Luther King in Memphis in 1963? I was just walking down the street, minding my own business, when someone came around the corner and punched me in my chest. I looked up and said, "Martin Luther King!" He said, "Oops, I thought you was someone else."

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 19, 2022 06:10 PM (HmZuC)

49
13 Geraldo said Joe's decline is greatly exaggerated and his approval rating is higher than Trump's.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2022 06:05 PM (63Dwl)

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Geraldo boasted that he porked Bette Midler, as if it weren't a shameful thing best kept secret.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 19, 2022 06:10 PM (yO/5d)

50 Strictly from an observational standpoint, his decline is becoming more and more rapid. Saw that with my Dad in his final months.

Biden passed the "sores on the face" stage months ago, he is not long for this world.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 06:11 PM (KZzsI)

51 I kind of wonder if we overplay it just a tad. Clearly, he has incidents. How constant they are are the question.

The whole deal with the fake white house set was so that they could control the environment and what people see. Yet, a lot of these happen when he is out in public and not in a controlled environment. This says that he is getting the incidents often enough unless under heavy medication (SOTU, etc.)

Posted by: Bones at April 19, 2022 06:11 PM (F/J1O)

52 Biden's face when Satan comes to collect him:

https://bit.ly/3xD8Wmz

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2022 06:11 PM (eyxn4)

53 Joe has shit the bed more than Amber Heard. And that's saying something.
Posted by: publius

LOL

If it isn't already, the AoS Style Guide should be amended to require that a Moron ties the new thread to the one immediately previous to it.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2022 06:12 PM (Msys3)

54 Good for Joe. One day, he might be President. Alas, he's still a puppet. A very, very stupid, dishonest, and corrupt puppet.

He might even defeat Trump some day.

Yeah, just being nice. He'd never defeat Trump. Or Bernie. Or even a turtle sitting on a fencepost.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 19, 2022 06:12 PM (aXxgO)

55 Jill was yelling "WAVE! WAVE! WAVE YOU MORON!" at him during an Easter party, wherein he was frightened by giant bunnies.

he is so done

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 19, 2022 06:12 PM (j9HX3)

56 Geraldo boasted that he porked Bette Midler, as if it weren't a shameful thing best kept secret.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 19, 2022 06:10 PM (yO/5d)

Holy shit! Not even with ace's dick.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 19, 2022 06:12 PM (QSjkU)

57 The only thing Biden will be running for is the toilet, am I right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2022 06:12 PM (4fSQf)

58 The real question is:
Will DOCTOR Jill divorce him for shitting the bed?

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2022 06:12 PM (v0R5T)

59 What do the Dominion machines say?

Posted by: Minuteman at April 19, 2022 06:13 PM (LaNzR)

60 Go long on rabbit costume stocks!

Posted by: Jim Cramer at April 19, 2022 06:13 PM (HmZuC)

61
I saw 'Geraldo' in person once. Some Russian jewelry store owner in my neighborhood got offed - on his knees with a single shot to the back of the head. Maybe that's why 'Geraldo' was around. I said upon seeing the actually very, very diminutive person, "Hi, Jerry."

I'm not even sure Jerry was tall enough to swat at my nuts.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2022 06:13 PM (dQvv7)

62 I'm running again!

Posted by: Joe's diaper at April 19, 2022 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

63 Is it a good idea for elected Republicans to do the backhanded plea for compassion with Biden?

"This could happen to any of us, and I personally feel bad for Joe and his family."

??

Obviously not for this blog, this is a smart military blog, and cruel, so cruel. Also funny.

But Ted Cruz showing sympathy for Biden's non existent mental state? I'd really enjoy that.

Posted by: David Prince at April 19, 2022 06:10 PM (WUxVt)

I like it but they are all so fake and annoying it won't sound genuine. Trump already said it and meant it. A long time ago.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2022 06:13 PM (dscaa)

64 Will DOCTOR Jill divorce him for shitting the bed?
Posted by: wth at April 19, 2022 06:12 PM (v0R5T)
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You're assuming they sleep in the same bed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 19, 2022 06:13 PM (5pTK/)

65 So according to Geraldo, a little senility for potus is ok.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 19, 2022 06:13 PM (rYX6n)

66 O RLY

Posted by: Kamala 2024 at April 19, 2022 06:13 PM (z9npv)

67 That look of fear on Biden's face when the Bunny Handler accosted him is pure gold.

Someone should hire him for elder abuse PSAs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2022 06:14 PM (4fSQf)

68 According to the Social Security Administration, a 70-year-old male born in 1942 has a life expectancy of 9.78 years. The table doesn't give a statistic for an 80-year-old male born in that year; but it does look like Joe is running out the string. Remember, he's been operated on twice for cerebral aneurysm, in February and May of 1988. Of course, a president receives the very best of health care; but as John Glenn once quipped, "There's no cure for the common birthday."

So, my betting is that he won't live long enough to fulfill this term, let alone a second.

Posted by: Nemo at April 19, 2022 06:14 PM (S6ArX)

69 Kamala couldn't get 2% in a DEMOCRATIC primary, let alone a general.
-Dominion

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2022 06:14 PM (F/J1O)

70 Look for my upcoming special: The Secrets of Bette Midler's Vault.

Posted by: Geraldo! at April 19, 2022 06:14 PM (HmZuC)

71 I'm just waiting for the day Joe stops midway through a speech and starts peeing on the lectern.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 19, 2022 06:14 PM (+3ARs)

72
57 The only thing Biden will be running for is the toilet, am I right?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2022 06:12 PM (4fSQf)

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He doesn't run or even walk. He just stands there and goes in his pants.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 19, 2022 06:15 PM (yO/5d)

73 I couldn't be this fortunate.

Posted by: james bongino of snake island at April 19, 2022 06:15 PM (JsPk+)

74 BREAKING: Biden admin. preparing another $800 million weapons package for Ukraine, would raise total US assistance to $3.4 billion since invasion began - CNN

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 19, 2022 06:15 PM (QYPq3)

75 We have been waiting for him to walk onstage, drop his pants and shit for over 2 years now. Dementia is supposed to accelerate quickly isnt it? So whats up?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 19, 2022 06:15 PM (rYX6n)

76 Jill was yelling "WAVE! WAVE! WAVE YOU MORON!" at him during an Easter party, wherein he was frightened by giant bunnies.

he is so done
Posted by: Black Orchid

Please tell me that actually happened. Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 19, 2022 06:15 PM (Vxu+H)

77 > Geraldo boasted that he porked Bette Midler, as if it weren't a shameful thing best kept secret.

I think that's first time in history both people involved were giving the other a pity fuck.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2022 06:15 PM (eyxn4)

78 I figured Joe would be mort last year and yet he persists. Shambling around while his puppet masters destroy the nation. I suspect he'll finish his term. He's taking some good drugs. John Gill level drugs.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2022 06:15 PM (sAmhv)

79 So, my betting is that he won't live long enough to fulfill this term, let alone a second.

Posted by: Nemo at April 19, 2022 06:14 PM (S6ArX)

I'm holding out for something a little more excruciating.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 19, 2022 06:15 PM (SH2Zi)

80 Jill calls the shots on if he runs and she likes the perks of having staff to handle Joe's diaper changing duties. [I will also accept the alternate doodies spelling.]

Posted by: Texas Cheesehead at April 19, 2022 06:16 PM (Y+421)

81 Is this what the invisible Rabbit he was shaking hands with after his speech told him, or the Easter Rabbit assigned to keep him from talking to the press and molesting kids?

Posted by: Minuteman at April 19, 2022 06:16 PM (LaNzR)

82 Joe wants to stay in office long enough to start a nuclear war, covering up the Weimar inflation. Hey, it could work!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 19, 2022 06:16 PM (Qt+Tv)

83 BREAKING: Biden admin. preparing another $800 million weapons package for Ukraine, would raise total US assistance to $3.4 billion since invasion began - CNN

We're going to fight to the last Ukranian.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 19, 2022 06:16 PM (HmZuC)

84 I'm just waiting for the day Joe stops midway through a speech and starts peeing on the lectern.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 19, 2022 06:14 PM (+3ARs)
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How do we know it hasn't already happened? As complicit as the media is, and the fact what's presented is carefully controlled means it's not unlikely Joe has done just that.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 19, 2022 06:16 PM (5pTK/)

85 74 BREAKING: Biden admin. preparing another $800 million weapons package for Ukraine, would raise total US assistance to $3.4 billion since invasion began - CNN
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 19, 2022 06:15 PM (QYPq3)

Sure could feed a lot of Muricans for that dough. Just sayin

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2022 06:16 PM (4fSQf)

86 Darn. I couldn't be the first with a bed shitting joke?

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2022 06:16 PM (v0R5T)

87 He was suffering dementia and Alzheimer's in 2020 when he was "elected" and had no fucking idea what he was saying or doing then, therefore no reason the Deep State/MSM/DNC/BIRM should give a shit if he is actively cognating now, so Go For It, Paste-Eatin' JOE!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2022 06:17 PM (xSz05)

88 Joe's teleprompter knows what Joe is going to say before he says it. He isn't running.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Teleprompter at April 19, 2022 06:17 PM (Qt+Tv)

89 BREAKING: Biden admin. preparing another $800 million weapons package for Ukraine, would raise total US assistance to $3.4 billion since invasion began - CNN

We're going to fight to the last Ukranian.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 19, 2022 06:16 PM (HmZuC)
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Absolutely sickens me. Our country is funding both sides of this war. And the GOP does, what, exactly?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 19, 2022 06:17 PM (5pTK/)

90 biden is not going to run in 2024. The deep state will make sure that does not happen.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 19, 2022 06:17 PM (bVYXr)

91 Headline is wrong. The real headline is breaking: Lockheed just got $800m more business for 2022.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 19, 2022 06:17 PM (rYX6n)

92 I couldn't be the first with a bed shitting joke?

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2022 06:16 PM (v0R5T)

SCROTUS beat you to it.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 19, 2022 06:17 PM (SH2Zi)

93 Drove a truck in the first wave at Omaha Beach. No joke!

Posted by: Joe at April 19, 2022 06:17 PM (DjnqL)

94 > Please tell me that actually happened. Lie to me if you must.

Half true. DOCTOR Jull said, "Wave ... wave," to Biden at the Easter thing.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2022 06:18 PM (eyxn4)

95 I didn't think they could keep that senile pervert functioning long enough to hit 1 year in office. So I clearly did not understand the power of modern medicine when it is focused on a good outcome; nor the power of the FNM to fool enough of the people to prevent a demand for a 25th amendment removal.

Whatever. If the world leaders are cool dealing with publicly unknown deep state drones, that seems weird to me but I can't do anything about it.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 19, 2022 06:18 PM (3cGpq)

96 Biden is one of the Democrats I'm 100% certain Trump can defeat...

Well, yeah, considering he already did in Nov 2020.

The question is can Trump - or anyone - defeat the Deep State, which still controls every key state's voting operation.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 19, 2022 06:18 PM (Do5/p)

97 The only thing that will be running is the shit out of his ass.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 19, 2022 06:18 PM (nxdel)

98 Dewey Defeats Biden!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2022 06:18 PM (4fSQf)

99 BREAKING: Biden admin. preparing another $800 million weapons package for Ukraine, would raise total US assistance to $3.4 billion since invasion began - CNN
================
With 10% going to the Big Guy

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Diplomat and Artiste at April 19, 2022 06:18 PM (Qt+Tv)

100 Joe will stay in office long enough to make our company worth as much as Apple!

Posted by: Depends Company at April 19, 2022 06:20 PM (Qt+Tv)

101 >>>Sure could feed a lot of Muricans for that dough. Just sayin

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2022 06:16 PM (4fSQf)

Not Xi approved activity.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 19, 2022 06:20 PM (QYPq3)

102 Biden Running again has the same likelihood as Wm. Rehnquist becoming Chief Justice again.

Posted by: Archer at April 19, 2022 06:20 PM (gmo/4)

103 Why would the Dems get rid of Biden? They are rapidly giving all the white supremacists of Amerikkka what they truly deserve. By this time next year everyone will be starving in the dark as Gaia intended so that the faithful remnant who survive will be able to usher in the utopian New World Order. And His Dementia-ness will take the heat for it.

Kamala is being saved to take the final fall when the Depends Whitehouse can no longer keep him upright.

And the rest of the Dems in power have plausible deniability...ie. " I was on paternity leave so I didn't know they were destroying our transportation sector. Imagine my dismay when I got back after the twins second birthday and I found out.". -Mayor Pete.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 19, 2022 06:20 PM (RLLZj)

104 Has Joe spoken of the time he finger banged Linda Lovelace?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 19, 2022 06:20 PM (eGTCV)

105 Everything is so fake and gay.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2022

Stand by.

Posted by: The entire month of June at April 19, 2022 06:20 PM (z0Qxu)

106 BREAKING: Biden admin. preparing another $800 million weapons package for Ukraine, would raise total US assistance to $3.4 billion since invasion began - CNN
.........

What happened to the magical disappearing $13.6 BILLION approved by Congress last month???

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2022 06:20 PM (v0R5T)

107 DOJ and CDC to appeal????

Do they really want everyone to hate them?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2022 06:21 PM (JfrFV)

108 As long as he has a pulse, he will finish his first term.

Posted by: Matt Harris at April 19, 2022 06:21 PM (1aVtW)

109 >>Biden Tells Obama That He's Running For Reelection

that's the Alzheimer's talking

Posted by: DB at April 19, 2022 06:21 PM (geLO8)

110 BREAKING: Biden's DOJ is going to appeal the ruling over the mask mandate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:21 PM (ptqGC)

111 >.BREAKING: Biden admin. preparing another $800 million weapons package for Ukraine, would raise total US assistance to $3.4 billion since invasion began - CNN

"Advisors" come next

Posted by: DB at April 19, 2022 06:22 PM (geLO8)

112 Do they really want everyone to hate them?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2022 06:21 PM (JfrFV)
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As long as they have power, they don't care if they're not liked. Threats to their power are not tolerated.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 19, 2022 06:22 PM (5pTK/)

113 >>>What happened to the magical disappearing $13.6 BILLION approved by Congress last month???

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2022 06:20 PM (v0R5T)

If we tell you, it ruins the trick.

Posted by: CIA at April 19, 2022 06:22 PM (QYPq3)

114 110 BREAKING: Biden's DOJ is going to appeal the ruling over the mask mandate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:21 PM (ptqGC)

No problem appeal approved

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at April 19, 2022 06:23 PM (+HFDN)

115 Trump used to donate his Presidential paycheck to deserving causes. Joe considers himself a "deserving cause."

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 19, 2022 06:23 PM (Qt+Tv)

116 >.BREAKING: Biden admin. preparing another $800 million weapons package for Ukraine, would raise total US assistance to $3.4 billion since invasion began - CNN

"Advisors" come next

Posted by: DB at April 19, 2022 06:22 PM (geLO

Spoiler alert! Geez.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 19, 2022 06:23 PM (SH2Zi)

117 Stolen Valor Malcolm Nance (MSNBC weasel) is "serving" in Ukraine.

https://tinyurl.com/mth8z7hw

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:23 PM (ptqGC)

118 BREAKING: Biden's DOJ is going to appeal the ruling over the mask mandate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:21 PM (ptqGC)

well they will appeal if the CDC says they still need it. So they punted. We will see

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2022 06:23 PM (JfrFV)

119 #103, yes, exactly !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 19, 2022 06:23 PM (IZ9rT)

120

Biden's HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra says the Biden administration will "likely" appeal the federal ruling striking down Biden's mask mandate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2022 06:23 PM (63Dwl)

121 BREAKING: Biden's DOJ is going to appeal the ruling over the mask mandate.

Fucking serious??

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 19, 2022 06:23 PM (nxdel)

122 Biden should have the Easter Bunny as his running mate. She's been more helpful to him than the dumb bunnyTM he has now, and doesn't say stupid sh!t all the time.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at April 19, 2022 06:23 PM (LBiyC)

123 >>Biden Tells Obama That He's Running For Reelection
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And by "running" Biden was referring to his colon

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 19, 2022 06:24 PM (Qt+Tv)

124 Was listening to author/activist Michael Shellenberger today on Rogan. He's the author of San FranSicko, as well as Apocalypse Never (about bullshit environmental scams that hurt us), and a couple of other commie/lib tomes. He's actually a well-spoken dood who wants to fix the HellScape that California has become, so he's running against Newsom this fall for Governor of Cali. He says continually that Newsom doesn't do anything for any other reason than that he wants to be president.

So I'm thinking if Newsom makes a bad showing this year against Shellenberger or even loses, G-d be Praised, then both Uncle Snore and the Whore are going to be facing a challenge from Newsom in 2024.

Might be interesting to see what happens.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2022 06:24 PM (xSz05)

125 I worry that Slow Joe might perish during the campaign while Hillary blames it all on a collusion between Trump, Russia, and Desantis.

...but could Hillary win the primary? Not if Gavin runs. He'll toss some hair gel on the stairs in front of her.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at April 19, 2022 06:24 PM (uWF4x)

126 Please tell me that actually happened. Lie to me if you must.

I mean it MOSTLY happened. I might have embellished a bit. but her desperate voice yelling "wave! wave!" was quite entertaining

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 19, 2022 06:24 PM (j9HX3)

127 Keep doing that "thing" to the chicken, Joey.

Midterms are going to be lit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:24 PM (ptqGC)

128 Darn. I couldn't be the first with a bed shitting joke?
Posted by: wth

Did you close all those tabs on your computer?

Because you probably didn't close them all. That explains a lot of things.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 19, 2022 06:24 PM (vcOmj)

129 Ron Coleman says he and LoTT are contemplating going after people defaming LoTT.

https://bit.ly/3uUsW2c

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2022 06:24 PM (eyxn4)

130 BREAKING: Biden's DOJ is going to appeal the ruling over the mask mandate.

Fucking serious??

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 19, 2022 06:23 PM (nxdel)

Good thing I did not rush out and buy tickets to Peruvia.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 19, 2022 06:25 PM (SH2Zi)

131 123 >>Biden Tells Obama That He's Running For Reelection
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Reelection ? he was never elected in the first place

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2022 06:25 PM (+HFDN)

132 Yeah we are in a proxy war with Russia all right.
Democrats are getting back at Putin for putting Trump in the White House

Posted by: Skip's new phone at April 19, 2022 06:25 PM (2JoB8)

133 Biden's HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra says the Biden administration will "likely" appeal the federal ruling striking down Biden's mask mandate.

wtf now they change their minds?

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 19, 2022 06:25 PM (j9HX3)

134 The airlines should tell Biden's flying monkeys to DIAF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:25 PM (ptqGC)

135 Psaki breaks down in tears talking about FL's anti-groomer law.

https://bit.ly/3Me8VJN

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2022 06:26 PM (eyxn4)

136 Jill Biden tells Obama Joe's going to run again.

"doctor" Jill still hasn't hosted a state dinner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:27 PM (ptqGC)

137 iden's HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra says the Biden administration will "likely" appeal the federal ruling striking down Biden's mask mandate.
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They were rumored to be firing him just two weeks ago. Maybe now he will be gone for sure.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 19, 2022 06:27 PM (Qt+Tv)

138 Actual Democrat nominee for 2024: Hillary Clinton. Ask yourself, who can stop her?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 19, 2022 06:27 PM (9If7H)

139 Joe Biden might continue to have the runs in 2024. I can believe that.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 19, 2022 06:27 PM (ppBhU)

140 Was Joe telling Obama "I'm running, fat!" the result of Obama asking the question? And if so, was the question "Hey fkface, would you mind taking your creepy mitt of my fkkin shoulder? I'm not 12.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at April 19, 2022 06:27 PM (LBiyC)

141 So I'm thinking if Newsom makes a bad showing this year against Shellenberger or even loses, G-d be Praised, then both Uncle Snore and the Whore are going to be facing a challenge from Newsom in 2024.

Might be interesting to see what happens.
Posted by: Sharkman

Snellenberger, the football coach? I thought he was dead?

Oh wait, Shellenberger. Yeah, I knew his sister in grade school. And they both owe me money. Yeah, that's it. They both owe me money.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 19, 2022 06:27 PM (vcOmj)

142 Is it true that 46’s healthcare is done in ski masks? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Holy Crap at April 19, 2022 06:28 PM (3Hxlf)

143 When did the Obama cartel become such a bunch of back-stabby, sniveling bitches with big mouths?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2022 06:28 PM (Wnd0C)

144
"doctor" Jill still hasn't hosted a state dinner.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:27 PM (ptqGC)

I would have to be a State Lunch since Joe couldn't stay up long enough for dinner

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2022 06:28 PM (+HFDN)

145 135 Psaki breaks down in tears talking about FL's anti-groomer law.

isn't she like, supposed to be on MSNBC by now?
get lost beyotch

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 19, 2022 06:28 PM (j9HX3)

146 Actual Democrat nominee for 2024: Hillary Clinton. Ask yourself, who can stop her?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 19, 2022 06:27 PM (9If7H)

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A stroke, major heart attack, a bad fall...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

147 Geraldo said Joe's decline is greatly exaggerated and his approval rating is higher than Trump's.

Geraldo has his own cognitive decline problems to deal with

he also looks like he smells like poopie
Posted by: ace

Is he living in Al Capone's Vault ?

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 06:28 PM (arJlL)

148
BREAKING: Biden admin. preparing another $800 million weapons package for Ukraine, would raise total US assistance to $3.4 billion since invasion began

Cliff Clavin here: It's a little known fact but the total tax collected from unwed mothers raising children while waitressing 120 hours per week equals $800 million dollars.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at April 19, 2022 06:28 PM (dQvv7)

149 I would have to be a State Lunch since Joe couldn't stay up long enough for dinner

state snack time

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 19, 2022 06:28 PM (j9HX3)

150 BREAKING: Biden admin. preparing another $800 million weapons package for Ukraine, would raise total US assistance to $3.4 billion since invasion began - CNN

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 19, 2022 06:15 PM

Was it here recently that I read someone state or share an article stating that wars are just about countries funnelling money to other desired countries in a way that looks magnanimous, but which they could not do otherwise in peace time?

i.e. Deep State wants to give billions of American taxpayer dollars to Ukraine, but does not have a legitimate reason. Up pops a war and now they can funnel billions of dollars to Ukraine under the guise of supporting them in their war against "Hitler".

They also gave Afghanistan how much $ and weapons under the guise of a "botched withdrawal".

Meanwhile, an actual good use of donated $ and weapons would be to the people of China and Taiwan to fight the CCP tyranny.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 19, 2022 06:28 PM (Do5/p)

151 I've been wiped!!!

Posted by: Joe's Butt at April 19, 2022 06:29 PM (AD14M)

152 A stroke, major heart attack, a bad fall...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

Opening her pie hole

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2022 06:29 PM (+HFDN)

153 If they really appeal the decision, it means the real poll numbers are so bad and they are worried about losing their base of wine Karens.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 19, 2022 06:29 PM (QYPq3)

154 When did the Obama cartel become such a bunch of back-stabby, sniveling bitches with big mouths?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2022 06:28 PM (Wnd0C)

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Where were during the eight long, endless years of misery under the Lightbringer?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

155 I have heard both arguments about Joe finishing his term. This is a no win situation.

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2022 06:30 PM (Vr12I)

156 I would have to be a State Lunch since Joe couldn't stay up long enough for dinner
Posted by: It's me donna

Maybe a late afternoon, after school snack. With lots of kids around, and Joe can sniff their hair.
Yeah, that's it. An after school snack meeting at the White House.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 19, 2022 06:30 PM (vcOmj)

157 Biden Junta is going to erase the student loans of 40,000 borrowers.

You're welcome, taxpayers! No amount of your money is too much to spend on buying votes for Dims!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 19, 2022 06:30 PM (k4dH2)

158 I'm pretty damned sick of Zelensky demanding more and more money from us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:31 PM (ptqGC)

159 >>>i.e. Deep State wants to give billions of American taxpayer dollars to Ukraine, but does not have a legitimate reason. Up pops a war and now they can funnel billions of dollars to Ukraine under the guise of supporting them in their war against "Hitler".

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 19, 2022 06:28 PM (Do5/p)

I mean, could just use a commercial jet instead of war.

Posted by: Iran at April 19, 2022 06:31 PM (QYPq3)

160 Cameron Barr, who looks like he bathes in the blood of orphans, says WaPo didn't publish any details about LoTT's personal life.

https://bit.ly/3jRCfcH

This is a lie. The original story linked LoTT's realtor's license which included her physical address.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2022 06:31 PM (eyxn4)

161 Psaki breaks down in tears talking about FL's anti-groomer law.

https://bit.ly/3Me8VJN
Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2022 06:26 PM (eyxn4)
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She clearly doesn't understand the law, or else she needs a therapist. Maybe both. That recording is bizarre.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 19, 2022 06:32 PM (Qt+Tv)

162 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:31 PM (ptqGC)

Me too... Wish they would get this over with

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2022 06:32 PM (+HFDN)

163 A stroke, major heart attack, a bad fall...
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I was puuuusshhhedd......ahhhh...........

Posted by: Joe Biden....President Meat Puppet at April 19, 2022 06:32 PM (vcOmj)

164 158 I'm pretty damned sick of Zelensky demanding more and more money from us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:31 PM (ptqGC)

It could be hush money we are paying out.

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2022 06:32 PM (Vr12I)

165 What will come out exactly 48 hours after Biden either dies or is otherwise forced from office will be the articles about how yes all the smart people knew all along he was failing and here's the amazing way that the country was run behind the scenes.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 19, 2022 06:33 PM (z9npv)

166 I'm pretty damned sick of Zelensky demanding more and more money from us.

In a way I kind of admire him, its like an 80s comedy where a con man ends up in charge of a nation and uses it to get rich

Except in this case, there's no third act where he learns his lesson and starts to use his power for good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 06:33 PM (KZzsI)

167 The best part is, that Kamala is such a political f*ck up that she can't get half the cabinet to help her unseat Presidency at Bernie's. Hell of a thing to be a greater political liability than someone who is obviously in mental decline.

And perhaps her utter and total incompetency is why the number is *only* 21%, because a good portion of the 79% percent who think he's making it to the finish line have done the math and realized she is the alternative, so it makes sense to drag Joe's lifeless decaying body to 2024 if need be.

Posted by: mikethemoose at April 19, 2022 06:33 PM (izaSZ)

168 I'm pretty damned sick of Zelensky demanding more and more money from us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:31 PM (ptqGC)

It could be hush money we are paying out.

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2022 06:32 PM (Vr12I)

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Don't doubt it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

169 I just got back from Lorenz State Park, where you can see the actual fossilized footprints of Taylor Lorenz from the Pleistocene Era.

Fascinating and terrifying.

I also saw a fossilized cluster of objects which I initially thought were fossilized Lorenz Eggs, but which turned out to be a fossilized pile of Joe Biden's used diapers.

I'm sure it was just my imagination, but they still stunk!

That Taylor Lorenz and Joe Biden were contemporary Pleistocenites certainly gives give one food for thought, and the douche chills.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 19, 2022 06:33 PM (5NkmN)

170 past performance is indicative of future results. FJB

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2022 06:33 PM (dZLAQ)

171 Geraldo said Joe's decline is greatly exaggerated and his approval rating is higher than Trump's.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Geraldo recycles his heroin by drinking his own piss, so his opinion is suspect.

Oh! Speaking of piss. Did you know that there is a whole subculture of people who . . . drink their own "Aged Urine"? There is even a pamphlet, called, insanely, "Aged Urine, Discovery of the Century" by Henry Matadeen:

https://tinyurl.com/Yo-Piss-Boy

THE MEDICINAL DISCOVERY OF THE LAST 1000 YEARS, PEOPLE!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2022 06:33 PM (xSz05)

172 Can't someone dress/give fashion advice to "Dr." Jill so she doesn't look like an over the hill $2.00 whore?

Posted by: Archer at April 19, 2022 06:33 PM (gmo/4)

173 What is the "r-word" I didn't see it explained in the page. (I just did a search and only saw Ace's "r-word" reference.

No, wait, is it Corky "r-word"?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2022 06:33 PM (lMrg3)

174 Biden can't have a state dinner at the WH for obvious reasons. His handlers know there's no way Joe could get thru the evening without his dementia being on display at some point. He could speak in gibberish or wet himself or grab someone's ass or use obscenities. Or just wander off, maybe try to sit in with the band.

These are scary times.

Posted by: DB at April 19, 2022 06:34 PM (geLO8)

175 It's possible, but unlikely that if the GOP takes the house AND senate they go for impeachment.

With this caveat...

*biden will not be removed from office due to impeachment. It'll be a circus. Lots of dirty laundry aired. Hunter. Pedo tendencies. Etc. Nothing will stick. The typical GOP turncoats will vote no. He'll serve out his term and not run again, thus robbing Harris and her handlers (Obama?) a decade's run on disaster.

But a Democrat functionary will be taken care of. And really at this point that's all rezident retard can hope for.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2022 06:34 PM (BFigT)

176 172 Can't someone dress/give fashion advice to "Dr." Jill so she doesn't look like an over the hill $2.00 whore?

Posted by: Archer at April 19, 2022 06:33 PM (gmo/4)

I'm available

Posted by: Michele Obama at April 19, 2022 06:34 PM (+HFDN)

177 >>> The State wants a rogue actor to intervene.

I've been called a lot of things

Posted by: The Easter Bunny at April 19, 2022 06:34 PM (UnQlg)

178 Can't someone dress/give fashion advice to "Dr." Jill so she doesn't look like an over the hill $2.00 whore?

Posted by: Archer at April 19, 2022 06:33 PM (gmo/4)

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Well, she's a whore, so.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:34 PM (ptqGC)

179 Been mentioned before, but our side -if there is one - needs to pound the the left's ass with this "Trump's judge is young " bullshit. Burn the fuckers to the ground.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 19, 2022 06:34 PM (QZ/dC)

180 Psaki breaks down in tears talking about FL's anti-groomer law.
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Yes, it's soooo very sad that kindergarten teachers in Florida won't be able to discuss (legally) their weekend butt-sex parties with their 5-year old students, or that 2nd grade teachers won't be able to encourage little Juan to cut off his schlong and spend the rest of his natural life injecting his body with synthetic hormones!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 19, 2022 06:34 PM (k4dH2)

181 > I'm pretty damned sick of Zelensky demanding more and more money from us.

I'm still reeling over his charge to us to prepare for nuclear war. Sure, bud, I'll go dig a bunker.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2022 06:34 PM (eyxn4)

182 And NATO's contribution is what?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2022 06:35 PM (dZLAQ)

183 " "Advisors" come next "

probably already there.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 19, 2022 06:35 PM (IZ9rT)

184 I have an open sore that's running again.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 19, 2022 06:35 PM (JQ81d)

185 Geraldo recycles his heroin by drinking his own piss, so his opinion is suspect.

Oh! Speaking of piss. Did you know that there is a whole subculture of people who . . . drink their own "Aged Urine"? There is even a pamphlet, called, insanely, "Aged Urine, Discovery of the Century" by Henry Matadeen:

https://tinyurl.com/Yo-Piss-Boy

THE MEDICINAL DISCOVERY OF THE LAST 1000 YEARS, PEOPLE!!!
Posted by: Sharkman

He learned that from me, as a matter of fact.

Posted by: Zombie Mohatma Ghandi at April 19, 2022 06:35 PM (vcOmj)

186 > I'm pretty damned sick of Zelensky demanding more and more money from us.

I'm still reeling over his charge to us to prepare for nuclear war. Sure, bud, I'll go dig a bunker.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2022 06:34 PM (eyxn4)

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It's like a threat. "Keep giving me everything I ask for, or else."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:36 PM (ptqGC)

187 True or false- Zelensky has a manion in Florida? Serious question.

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2022 06:36 PM (Vr12I)

188 Geraldo said Joe's decline is greatly exaggerated and his approval rating is higher than Trump's.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
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Given the total destruction raining down on every aspect of American life, Geraldo better hope he is wrong about Joe's mental state. If this is "alert Joe" we are seeing now, van you imagine "dementia Joe" and what he would do?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 19, 2022 06:36 PM (Qt+Tv)

189 > Well, she's a whore, so.....

That doesn't mean she has to look like one.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2022 06:36 PM (eyxn4)

190 Actual Democrat nominee for 2024: Hillary Clinton. Ask yourself, who can stop her?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 19, 2022 06:27 PM (9If7H)

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A stroke, major heart attack, a bad fall...

You would think, but there's POTATUS still tottering around...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 19, 2022 06:36 PM (9If7H)

191 Archer, Momma Macron has been giving her fashion tips, don't cha know.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2022 06:36 PM (dZLAQ)

192 180 Psaki breaks down in tears talking about FL's anti-groomer law.

I'm actually skeptical that she cares that much.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 19, 2022 06:36 PM (eGTCV)

193 True or false- Zelensky has a manion in Florida? Serious question.
Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2022 06:36 PM (Vr12I)
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true

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 19, 2022 06:36 PM (Qt+Tv)

194 manion = mansion. I blame my stylus.

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2022 06:37 PM (Vr12I)

195 117 Stolen Valor Malcolm Nance (MSNBC weasel) is "serving" in Ukraine.
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The clown gloves are a nice touch.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 19, 2022 06:37 PM (sWM8x)

196 The Biden running again story appears to be from anonymous sources. Wishful thinking by the drive by media Remember all the anonymous sources full of stories about the Trump administration? I am not buying this UNLESS one of the commie minions overheard Biden telling this whopper to Obama and ran to repeat it without any real confirmation. Obama playing along like we used to do with a relative with dementia who thought he was freeing prisoners from a POW camp which was his nursing home whose doors he would open.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 19, 2022 06:37 PM (roEUa)

197 Per the Urban Dictionary (FWIW), the origin of shit the bed:

"Shit the bed' comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 19, 2022 06:37 PM (KaCzC)

198 Geraldo said Joe's decline is greatly exaggerated and his approval rating is higher than Trump's.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

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Geraldo's fourth or fifth wife voted for Joey, so Jerry Rivers is trying to calm things down at home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

199 191 Archer, Momma Macron has been giving her fashion tips, don't cha know.
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Geriatric Jill could fall off those 4-inch high wedgie heels and break a hip!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 19, 2022 06:37 PM (k4dH2)

200 Actual Democrat nominee for 2024: Hillary Clinton. Ask yourself, who can stop her?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 19, 2022 06:27 PM (9If7H)

They're not gonna replace the First Historic Brown Woman with Hillary freaking Clinton.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2022 06:38 PM (dscaa)

201 I'm pretty damned sick of Zelensky demanding more and more money from us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Especially since he's a multimillionaire.....

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 06:38 PM (arJlL)

202 Did you close all those tabs on your computer?

Because you probably didn't close them all. That explains a lot of things.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 19, 2022 06:24 PM (vcOmj)
........

I'm not a computer scientist.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2022 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

203 117 Stolen Valor Malcolm Nance (MSNBC weasel) is "serving" in Ukraine.
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The clown gloves are a nice touch.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 19, 2022 06:37 PM (sWM8x)

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He got ripped to pieces on Twitter earlier today. And the US flag on his "uniform" serving in Ukraine is illegal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

204 probably already there.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 19, 2022 06:35 PM (IZ9rT
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Didn't Dementia Joe let that cat out of the bag when he was talking to the 82nd in Poland?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 19, 2022 06:38 PM (Qt+Tv)

205 Psaki is emotionally and mentally unstable. It's obvious.

Posted by: Archer at April 19, 2022 06:38 PM (gmo/4)

206 I'm drinking a martini with a vermouth other than Martini and Rossi. It's good. But I have no taste.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 19, 2022 06:39 PM (eGTCV)

207 "Shit the bed' comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled."
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The bladder releases too. Death is a very smelly business!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 19, 2022 06:39 PM (k4dH2)

208 133 Biden's HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra says the Biden administration will "likely" appeal the federal ruling striking down Biden's mask mandate.

wtf now they change their minds?

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 19, 2022 06:25 PM (j9HX3)

I'll bet that this morning, their focus groups of ultra-Karens screamed that they want Joe to fight the Science Deniers, or else! So, Joe may pretend to put up a fight - remember, everything is driven by optics in Junta-Land.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2022 06:39 PM (AMIL/)

209 >>> I'm pretty damned sick of Zelensky demanding more and more money from us.

I'm still reeling over his charge to us to prepare for nuclear war. Sure, bud, I'll go dig a bunker.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2022 06:34 PM (eyxn4)

Maybe all of our politico-crime-syndicate families, the Rombleys/Chenneys/Bidens/Clintons/Kerrys/etc... who used the Uk for money laundering schemes can just start shoveling that ill-gotten lucre back in.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2022 06:39 PM (lMrg3)

210 205 Psaki is emotionally and mentally unstable. It's obvious.
Posted by: Archer at April 19, 2022 06:38 PM (gmo/4)

That red Bozo the clown dye must have leaked to her brain

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2022 06:39 PM (+HFDN)

211 Ask yourself how the Democrats could salvage the midterms at this point. My guess is that a presidential funeral the 3rd week in October might do the trick.

Posted by: Fishman at April 19, 2022 06:39 PM (0FBGM)

212 Ace, I've recently learned that retirement facilities regularly give their patients in cognitive decline soft ice to chew on. Apparently it helps satisfy the brains need to chew on crunchy things because the effects of dementia include wasting of important minerals. It might also explain the frequent ice cream urges as his brain seeks nutrients.

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan at April 19, 2022 06:39 PM (qbUDf)

213 "165 What will come out exactly 48 hours after Biden either dies or is otherwise forced from office will be the articles about how yes all the smart people knew all along he was failing and here's the amazing way that the country was run behind the scenes.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 19, 2022 06:33 PM (z9npv) "

"fortified", LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 19, 2022 06:39 PM (IZ9rT)

214 >>Psaki is emotionally and mentally unstable. It's obvious.

Posted by: Archer

I wonder if all the lies and deception and abject failure of the Biden Maladministration are taking a toll on her

Posted by: DB at April 19, 2022 06:40 PM (geLO8)

215 You definitely shit yourself, Joe, but you ain't shitting us.

Your lights are on, but nobody's home.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 19, 2022 06:40 PM (F0YaR)

216 Maybe the debil will get tired of fooling around and just run directly.

Cerberus crapping on the WH lawn would be more entertaining than Joe.

Posted by: DaveA at April 19, 2022 06:40 PM (FhXTo)

217 Rocky Marciano is one my favorite boxers. No relation to Rocky Graziano.

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 06:40 PM (V13WU)

218 In fact, for a while I marketed my own gourmet line of drinkable urine, "Piss from Ghandi" with the slogan:

"Piss from Ghandi" tastes like Candy!

I'm sorry to say it didn't work out.

I was hoping to earn enough to start wearing Carnaby Street suits instead of these sandals and diaper everywhere.

Posted by: Zombie Mohatma Ghandi at April 19, 2022 06:40 PM (5NkmN)

219 How often has Joe touched Psaki?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 19, 2022 06:41 PM (eGTCV)

220 Somebody may have beaten me to this but I'm positive he said in 2020 that he would only serve one term and would not seek re-election in 2024.

Not that he remembers that, I guess.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 19, 2022 06:41 PM (wyw4S)

221 3.4 billion. How much did Trump need for the Wall? Incredible.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2022 06:41 PM (dscaa)

222 Per the Urban Dictionary (FWIW), the origin of shit the bed:

"Shit the bed' comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled."

Just a little trivia, Elvis died in the bathroom. So he did not shit the bed.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 19, 2022 06:41 PM (SchxB)

223 He's going to run for President of the Tapioca Fan Club at the rest home.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 19, 2022 06:41 PM (II3Gr)

224 >>> Per the Urban Dictionary (FWIW), the origin of shit the bed:

"Shit the bed' comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled."
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 19, 2022 06:37 PM (KaCzC)

I just shipped muh drawers!

Posted by: Kmart at April 19, 2022 06:41 PM (lMrg3)

225 Remember the old days when people hoped their children would have a better economic life than they themselves had?

Now, under the Junta, I just hope my kids survive to reach 29.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 19, 2022 06:41 PM (Qt+Tv)

226 Heh. Put Joe in a dhoti, compare him to Gandhi.

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2022 06:42 PM (Vr12I)

227 > wtf now they change their minds?

That was just Biden speaking off the cuff without permission.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2022 06:42 PM (eyxn4)

228 I'll bet that this morning, their focus groups of ultra-Karens screamed that they want Joe to fight the Science Deniers, or else! So, Joe may pretend to put up a fight - remember, everything is driven by optics in Junta-Land.
___________

They also announced today that Uncle Joey is going to wipe out school loan debt for 40,000 borrowers.

Ron Klain is pulling out all the stops to try and bring the Dim base back in line. No amount of taxpayer money is too much to piss away on this effort!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 19, 2022 06:42 PM (k4dH2)

229 Just a little trivia, Elvis died in the bathroom. So he did not shit the bed.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 19, 2022 06:41 PM (SchxB)

While eating a peanut butter, banana, bacon, and painkiller sandwich.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 19, 2022 06:42 PM (II3Gr)

230 They're not gonna replace the First Historic Brown Woman with Hillary freaking Clinton.

Hillary Clinton will gut that bitch like a fish.

Also, after several years dormant, the Clinton Global Initiative is back open for bidness!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 19, 2022 06:42 PM (9If7H)

231 Yeah right! And I'll be running in 2024, too!

Posted by: Greg Abbott at April 19, 2022 06:42 PM (Qg1hN)

232 How often has Joe touched Psaki?
==============
Even Joe won't go near that hair.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 19, 2022 06:42 PM (Qt+Tv)

233 Don't forget Joe is all about fast cars and navigators.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 19, 2022 06:43 PM (eGTCV)

234 >>> Somebody may have beaten me to this but I'm positive he said in 2020 that he would only serve one term and would not seek re-election in 2024.

Not that he remembers that, I guess.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 19, 2022 06:41 PM (wyw4S)

He also said he would never run. He's a mush-brained puppet that mouths words.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2022 06:43 PM (lMrg3)

235 > "Piss from Ghandi" tastes like Candy!

Is this one of those things where you have to say it in a goofy accent? "Tastes like con-dee."

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2022 06:43 PM (eyxn4)

236 Hillary Clinton will gut that bitch like a fish.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 19, 2022 06:42 PM (9If7H)

No chance. The Identity Party will never go for it.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2022 06:44 PM (dscaa)

237 220 Somebody may have beaten me to this but I'm positive he said in 2020 that he would only serve one term and would not seek re-election in 2024.

Not that he remembers that, I guess.
____________

He did say it, but then his handlers scrambled to walk it back, because they realized it would make him a lame duck from Day One.

Joe's a lot of things, but smart is not one of them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 19, 2022 06:44 PM (k4dH2)

238 They also announced today that Uncle Joey is going to wipe out school loan debt for 40,000 borrowers.

Given the number of people with federally-backed loans, I think helping out 40K is likely to accomplish nothing but pissing people off more than they already are.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 19, 2022 06:44 PM (ppBhU)

239 I am tanned, rested and ready to continue the fine work of the Biden administration as the Democrat nominee in 2024.

Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (Uniparty-Utah) at April 19, 2022 06:44 PM (Qt+Tv)

240 See an occasional masker here, they are all either old or a 35-40 year old woman. It is getting sorted out.

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2022 06:44 PM (Vr12I)

241 Plus Hillary couldn't take losing a third time. Threatening to run is different than running.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2022 06:44 PM (dscaa)

242 Rocky Marciano is one my favorite boxers. No relation to Rocky Graziano.
Posted by: runner

Rocky Graziano was a frequent guest on late night TV shows......

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 06:44 PM (arJlL)

243 "Piss from Ghandi" tastes like Candy!

Is this one of those things where you have to say it in a goofy accent? "Tastes like con-dee."
Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2022 06:43 PM (eyxn4)

Just heard that in Koothrapali's voice.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 19, 2022 06:45 PM (xPJvm)

244 Dude does not know where 2024 IS.

Posted by: klaftern at April 19, 2022 06:45 PM (taPSh)

245 > Just a little trivia, Elvis died in the bathroom. So he did not shit the bed.

Betcha fat Elvis could hit the bed from the bathroom if he was angled the right way.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2022 06:45 PM (eyxn4)

246 They also announced today that Uncle Joey is going to wipe out school loan debt for 40,000 borrowers.

They know they don't have the authority in law to do this but are betting the GOPe will be too scared in an election year to object.

Good bet.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 19, 2022 06:45 PM (Qt+Tv)

247 Stolen Valor Malcolm Nance (MSNBC weasel) is "serving" in Ukraine.
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The clown gloves are a nice touch.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 19, 2022 06:37 PM (sWM8x)

--------------

He got ripped to pieces on Twitter earlier today. And the US flag on his "uniform" serving in Ukraine is illegal.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

clownassery

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 06:46 PM (V13WU)

248 246 They also announced today that Uncle Joey is going to wipe out school loan debt for 40,000 borrowers.

Who are the 40 thousand ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2022 06:46 PM (+HFDN)

249 219 How often has Joe touched Psaki?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 19, 2022 06:41 PM (eGTCV)

Ms. Psaki, show me on this Raggedy Ann doll where the President touched and smelled you. Now show me where you wanted him to touch and smell you.

Posted by: Merrick Garland at April 19, 2022 06:46 PM (AMIL/)

250 One reliable thing about politics is the cowardice of the Gop-e. Or maybe collusion.

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2022 06:46 PM (Vr12I)

251 Per the Urban Dictionary (FWIW), the origin of shit the bed:

"Shit the bed' comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled."
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

I think the urban dictionary is wrong on this one.
That's the medical term.
Shitting the bed as the term is generally used, is blowing something so totally, and embarrassing oneself so completely, that there's no hope of recovering from it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2022 06:46 PM (BYJJK)

252 They know they don't have the authority in law to do this but are betting the GOPe will be too scared in an election year to object.
_____________

When has this Junta ever given a shit about the law?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 19, 2022 06:47 PM (k4dH2)

253 ...And Planted Betty Grable A Big Ol' Smooch Right On The Kisser

Something got garbled in the retelling.

Posted by: Half Dozen at April 19, 2022 06:47 PM (Cem4/)

254 They also announced today that Uncle Joey is going to wipe out school loan debt for 40,000 borrowers.

correction - low income *hint , borrowers....

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 06:47 PM (V13WU)

255 No chance. The Identity Party will never go for it.

You think they're going to go to the mattresses to put in 20% approval Kameltoe? Crooked voting machines and absentee ballots can only do so much.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 19, 2022 06:47 PM (9If7H)

256
correction - low income *hint , borrowers....
Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 06:47 PM (V13WU)

I figured as much

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2022 06:47 PM (+HFDN)

257 File this under DNC/WH just fucking with ya'll 'cause they love that they can...

No one over there has any intentions of letting the Easter Bunny's demented slave come close to running - but ha! ha! By them telling you that, they're really saying neener neener neener - he's running 'cause that means you're gonna eat your spinach!

Or something...their all 8 years old over their so who knows why they put out shit everyone knows they're not doing - its immature and retarded so I guess that's why they stick it out there in your face.

Posted by: Boswell at April 19, 2022 06:48 PM (5iUNf)

258 While eating a peanut butter, banana, bacon, and painkiller sandwich.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 19, 2022 06:42 PM (II3Gr)

I can think of worse ways to go.

Posted by: Fat Elvis at April 19, 2022 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

259 Cannibal Bob can probably tell us about the last release of bowels.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 19, 2022 06:48 PM (g8KqZ)

260 256
correction - low income *hint , borrowers....
Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 06:47 PM (V13WU)

I figured as much
Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2022 06:47 PM (+HFDN)

Pay them with leftover "Obama Stash".

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2022 06:48 PM (Vr12I)

261 Nood Hillary.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2022 06:48 PM (eyxn4)

262 While eating a peanut butter, banana, bacon, and painkiller sandwich.

Make them like French toast, with syrup...
and vodka.

Posted by: DaveA at April 19, 2022 06:48 PM (FhXTo)

263 Whatever. If the world leaders are cool dealing with publicly unknown deep state drones (UDSD), that seems weird to me but I can't do anything about it.

They prefer the current arrangement dealing with UDSD because they can make all kinds of bribes and payoffs, have undocumented meetings, cut deals with all kinds of players who were never approved by Senate...

They learned their lesson with the Post Turtle Obama in thinking that some uppity, half-wit, gold brick would be manageable, what they didn't foresee is that Obama occasionally wanted to make decisions. With the duo leading the ersatz Executive branch, they don't have to worry about either Joe or the Ho' making independent decisions.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 19, 2022 06:48 PM (AHeqJ)

264 The Dem candidate for prez is going to be....

Pete Buttgiggy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:48 PM (ptqGC)

265 So, when Hitlery loses again in 2024, d'ya think THIS time, she'll maybe step out and actually give a concession speech and thanks to her supporters?

*pours tumbler of vodka, slides it over to hitlery*

The vodka fueled anger will be an epic TV experience!

*pours 2nd tumbler of vodka, slides it over to hitlery*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 19, 2022 06:49 PM (QzJWU)

266 246 They also announced today that Uncle Joey is going to wipe out school loan debt for 40,000 borrowers.

Who are the 40 thousand ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2022 06:46 PM (+HFDN)
........

Ukranian college students? (minus 10% of course)

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2022 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

267 Juice: Passing your signature legislation, wiping out thousands in your own party from reelection, still popular.

Loose: Not even getting a vote on your signature legislation, wiping out thousands in your own party from reelection, promising to run for reelection anyway.

What s stool.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 19, 2022 06:51 PM (NDGA6)

268 The Dem candidate for prez is going to be....

Pete Buttgiggy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:48 PM (ptqGC)
........

the awesome depth of experience and smarmy face should clinch it.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2022 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

269 "The source also said that Biden, despite his faltering approval ratings, remains the most likely Democratic candidate to defeat Trump." Wow. The Democrats have nobody left who could be a viable candidate in 2024!

Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at April 19, 2022 06:51 PM (oMkPq)

270 I wonder if all the lies and deception and abject failure of the Biden Maladministration are taking a toll on her
Posted by: DB
--------------------
Nope. She's a sociopath. She's just fine.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2022 06:51 PM (sAmhv)

271 >>> While eating a peanut butter, banana, bacon, and painkiller sandwich.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 19, 2022 06:42 PM (II3Gr)

Damn! that sounds good. A few oxys mixed in with the PB, four thick-cut slices of maple smoked bacon on some girthy slices of lightly toasted brioche. Maybe add a layer of marshmallow fluff and a good highball to wash it down. This would be the main course at my End of Elvis theme restaurant/bar.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2022 06:53 PM (lMrg3)

272 266 246 They also announced today that Uncle Joey is going to wipe out school loan debt for 40,000 borrowers.

Who are the 40 thousand ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2022 06:46 PM (+HFDN)
........

Ukranian college students? (minus 10% of course)

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2022 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

40,000 must be only a small fraction of those with college loan debt.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2022 06:55 PM (AMIL/)

273 >>> "The source also said that Biden, despite his faltering approval ratings, remains the most likely Democratic candidate to defeat Trump." Wow. The Democrats have nobody left who could be a viable candidate in 2024!
Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at April 19, 2022 06:51 PM (oMkPq)

Translation: The people that control your elections now haven't found any better puppet.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2022 06:55 PM (lMrg3)

274 I hope they have a formal state dinner. Retardo shows up in white tie and tails, sash in the geh flag colors, and a couple dinner plate sized medals (Order of Scranton, Knights Cross of Metamucil). Dr.Jill will just show up dressed as the cheap whore that she is.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 19, 2022 06:55 PM (lz5hY)

275 Who are the 40 thousand ?
___________

People who are enrolled in the Public Service Loan Forgiveness Program -- where the graduate agrees to work in "public service" jobs while making reduced loan payments for 10 years, then get the rest of their loans "forgiven" (i.e. paid by taxpayers) at the end of the 10 years.

Under the Junta's program, they're skipping the reduced repayment years, and just wiping out the loans entirely right away, with a stroke of Senile Joe's magic pen.

They're also giving 3 years of credit for payments to over 3.5 million low income borrowers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 19, 2022 06:58 PM (k4dH2)

276 I didn't. I said "they" would ride him until the very end and that it could be much longer than anyone thought. When then end happens, Harris will follow and "she" will "pick" Bootyjudge, who Wil be confirmed easily.

As usual, this has been Ellipsis bringing you Tomorrow's News Today.
Posted by: ... at April 19, 2022 06:10 PM (dscaa)
==
We could only be so lucky. Kamala is hated more than Joe - some friends in the DC political world I know said she wargames more poorly against any GOP candidate than any other democrat. Bootyman craters with blacks. Neither are electable.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 19, 2022 06:59 PM (LyTO1)

277 158 I'm pretty damned sick of Zelensky demanding more and more money from us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 06:31 PM (ptqGC)

It could be hush money we are paying out.
Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2022 06:32 PM (Vr12I)
==
Better than sending our own boys. Let Russia break itself on Ukraine getting blown up by our weapons fired by Ukrainians.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 19, 2022 07:02 PM (LyTO1)

278 40,000 must be only a small fraction of those with college loan debt.
_____________

It is, but it's still a huge amount of debt to shift from the people who agreed to take the debt on and who got something for it (an education, no matter how shitty), to the taxpayers who didn't agree to take on the debt, and who got no benefit from it.

The 40,000 are just the ones who get their entire debt erased. Biden is also going to wipe out three years of non-repayment by over 3.5 million low-income borrowers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 19, 2022 07:02 PM (k4dH2)

279 I'm drinking a martini with a vermouth other than Martini and Rossi. It's good. But I have no taste.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 19, 2022 06:39 PM (eGTCV)
==
Dolin. Get it.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 19, 2022 07:03 PM (LyTO1)

280 279 I'm drinking a martini with a vermouth other than Martini and Rossi. It's good. But I have no taste.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 19, 2022 06:39 PM (eGTCV)
==
Dolin. Get it.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 19, 2022 07:03 PM (LyTO1)

I'm partial to Noilly Prat.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 19, 2022 07:11 PM (gryET)

281 I know how difficult it must be for the Biden family dealing with the nuisance, expense and smell of adult diapers. When my Abueula suffered through this, all of the family suffered with her. We wish the Bidens well through this trying time with the President.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at April 19, 2022 08:32 PM (WUxVt)

282 Biden can't let go of the haul that will come through Hunter Biden's future communications company, that skims 15% off every ad buy. It is the current politician's thing, totally legal, and they all do it.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at April 19, 2022 08:36 PM (2vl0i)

283 He has no choice. Like Putin, he has been riding a tiger and there is no way to safely dismount. As soon as his influence peddling gig is up, he'll get gobbled up.

Posted by: Not Fen at April 19, 2022 08:57 PM (NUkEv)

284 With the kiddy-fiddling sign, sewer dick Hunter, the financial disasters, and the military blunders, we can play the Caligula card pretty easily...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 19, 2022 10:30 PM (8fxF+)

285 sign=side...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 19, 2022 10:30 PM (8fxF+)

286 Testing

Posted by: Rick554 at April 19, 2022 10:44 PM (FmOIw)

287 Dang it I

Posted by: Rick554 at April 19, 2022 10:44 PM (FmOIw)

288 It might not be ole Brandon, but SOMEONE with a (D) is going to get 81,000,000 votes.

Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at April 19, 2022 11:21 PM (6BTho)

289 I misread the headline: I was sure that Biden was telling Obama that Obama was running again in 2024. Just as plausible as the correct meaning.

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at April 20, 2022 12:54 AM (rw/ga)

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