Quick Hits

Are they saying that women have a problem with closing tabs? Because I have a problem with closing tabs (on my computer, not my phone), and I'm not a woman.

Or am I?

Am I trans now?

Should I make the appointment? Should I get... bottom surgery?

I mean, I've been a man all my life and I've never thought I was a woman before now but I understand that the Big Gender Reassignment has virtually no standards whatsoever before putting children on a regime of dangerous experimental hormones so... I guess I should just go ahead and get cut, huh?

I do understand there are big, big career upsides for Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria. Which is why so many people in media are suddenly "discovering" they're "non-binary" or something vague like that at age 49.

Some advanced age, like Taylor Lorenz's advanced (but unknown) age.

Hey, he said it, not me. And note that is Jeremy Handly of The Quartering, doing an "I Am Spartacus" style thing with LibsofTikTok.

She attempts to dress way, way younger than her real age. Here she is trying to get away with wearing Garanamials (TM), which was popular in the early 1970s, when she was (scientists estimate) in her mid-30s:

I don't know why Taylor Lorenz's age is such a trending topic.

From Wikipedia:
According to Politico, Lorenz's birthday is October 21.[4] Fortune stated her age as 35 as of September 2020.[5] However, The New York Times -- prior to her employment with the newspaper -- stated that her age was 31 in 2018.[6] CBS News stated in 2016 that she was 30.[7]
Posted by: Darrell Harris

241 maybe she needs to be carbon-dated...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2022 12:39 PM (ynpvh)
Not even carbon will date her.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

That's a great joke. But an old joke. Last time I heard that one, Taylor Lorenz fell off her dinosaur, which bucked because her nasty fartclaim was giving it hives.

I don't know why she lies about her age. I think people in the media should be honest about these things. I'm personally sensitive about my own age, but I've been very upfront with readers that I'm rapidly approaching 29, and I've been upfront about that for quite some time.

Speaking of LibsofTikTok and the Babylon Bee, these two much-cancelled Titans of the Real Right (not the Fake Right) are teaming up.

Seth Dillon
@SethDillon
·
21m
1/ The exposure of @libsoftiktok isn't journalism; it's pure intimidation. They're threatened by her effectiveness, so they hope to silence her by making her too afraid to continue. They want to raise the cost of doing her work so high that she has no choice but to quit.
But I think they'll be surprised by her resolve. She's afraid, as anyone would be in these circumstances, but she's also determined to not be bullied, threatened, or harassed into silence. That takes remarkable courage that few people possess.
I think they'll also be surprised by the support she receives. I want them to know that she won't be canceled from her job because this *is* her job now. I've worked out a deal with her that will turn her heroic, high-risk work into a career.
They may have exposed her, but they'll never stop her.
Long live @libsoftiktok.

I'd love to see her hosted on Babylon Bee. I wanted to offer to host her on Ace of Spades but I can't really offer her Pixy's servers and also I barely know what a "server" is or what hosting one would cost.

Meanwhile -- what the fuck is Conservative, Inc. doing?

As usual: Nothing except lining their own pockets while pretending to Fight For You.

Perfect:

Like Walter Kern said: All today's "journalists" do is read Twitter and occasionally send a DM. This is their idea of "reportage." They believe obvious satire like this are "real stories" because they have to -- what would they "report" otherwise? Why, they'd have to get off their asses and do real work. They'd have to, I don't know, get in more than 400 or 500 steps per day!

You may or may not know who Ethan Klein, "h3h3," is.

He is a popular YouTuber. The appeal has always been lost on me. Although left-leaning, some people on the right liked him because he was allegedly a "skeptic" and was "reasonable" and did not buy into the left's cult dogmas.

For example, he interviewed Jordan Peterson and gave him a fair and respectful interview, treating him like a, get this, normal person.

But that was years and years ago.

A couple of years ago, as SJWism was actually becoming more toxic and less popular, Ethan Klein began to embrace SJWism. He weirdly began to embrace it when it became safer to resist.

Among the steps he took to cultivate the far-left SJW audience he'd previously alienated: denouncing Jordan Peterson, calling him a transphobe, and deleting the old interviews.

Jordan Peterson warned him: the crocodile you are attempting to ride will eat you in turn.

Dr Jordan B Peterson
@jordanbpeterson
·
Jan 14
What are you up to, Ethan? We had a good conversation. I enjoyed meeting you and talking with you. What have I said, precisely, that motivated your actions and your accusations? Deleting our discussion.... An honest question
@h3h3productions
Finally,
@h3h3productions, you might seriously consider providing me with the footage, so I can post it, given that I agreed to appear on your show based on the agreement that there would in fact be a show
Also, I should warn you that those who engage in cancel culture generally live to regret it. I'm not going to come after you, except politely, in this Twitter stream. But the chickens will definitely come home to roost.
You will be held to higher and higher and soon impossible to maintain ethical standards by the very mob you currently wish to please. Then you will make a mistake, and they will devour you. With glee. Please take this warning seriously. I liked you.

Well, in the past, Ethan Klein had spurned SJW culture and made jokes that SJWs did not like.

And now... the left has cancelled him for it, and pressured his advertisers to drop him.

Which they have.

Ethan from H3H3 has been canceled by the leftist audience he was courting. They cost him all his sponsors. pic.twitter.com/qWaenUi3pf
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) April 19, 2022

MSNBC: Elon Musk is trying to control how people think. That’s our job. pic.twitter.com/8ZWyY7qbE5
— Market Rebellion (@MarketRebels) April 16, 2022

Whoops:

Something's not right there. They don't say Musk's name. The ticker and crawler are cut off (the video is zoomed in), so there are no headlines or stock prices to give an indication of when it was taped.
MSNBC did say that, and that is what they meant, but I think it was probably not about Musk but was rather about Trump, and is probably from several years ago. Another big clue on this is that they talk about problems "when the economy worsens" - which they would *never* say during the current administration.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Yes, I think I remember that -- Mika said that Trump is trying to tell people what to think, "and that's our job." Good catch, Joe.

I was snookerated.

Posted by: Ace at 04:40 PM

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1 first - Sponge

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at April 19, 2022 04:39 PM (WhsXQ)

2 woohoo

i'll get the others.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at April 19, 2022 04:39 PM (WhsXQ)

3 corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at April 19, 2022 04:40 PM (WhsXQ)

4 no way. homer?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at April 19, 2022 04:40 PM (WhsXQ)

5 and now it's gone...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at April 19, 2022 04:40 PM (WhsXQ)

6
*taps post on side*

Does this thing work?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 04:41 PM (/U27+)

7 it's back?

for real this time?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at April 19, 2022 04:42 PM (WhsXQ)

8
Fixed it for you. My invoice for $258,329.45, sir.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 04:42 PM (/U27+)

9 I am seeing double posts...

And Taylor dear don't turn into a crying puddle but seriously that hair style and those stripes, what are you? In third grade and your Parental Unit dressed you that way?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2022 04:43 PM (3Gj/Q)

10 Woooo

Posted by: chainsaW@chainsaw.com at April 19, 2022 04:43 PM (W7im9)

11 Muderin' Joe and Whorin' Mika quite a pair.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 19, 2022 04:44 PM (iDcra)

12 The pic you posted, Ace, makes Taylor look actually cute. I knew girls who looked like her in college. Unfortunately, this was when Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was a med student, so I don't know how to get in touch with any of them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2022 04:44 PM (txdEq)

13 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 19, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

14 Say, have you heard about aliens invading New Jersey? Scary stuff. Anyone know how Trump was involved?

Posted by: NYT at April 19, 2022 04:44 PM (ZsR3z)

15 Taylor Lorenz transitioned in 2009. True Fact

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 19, 2022 04:45 PM (iDcra)

16 Looks like it's Taylor Lorenz Day.
Do we get a free Taylor Lorenz bobblehead?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 19, 2022 04:46 PM (DjnqL)

17 h3h3 will probably try to double-down on his social justice praxis, in order to show his new masters that he's a good little boy.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 19, 2022 04:46 PM (xzkgL)

18
Say, have you heard about aliens invading New Jersey? Scary stuff. Anyone know how Trump was involved?
Posted by: NYT at April 19, 2022 04:44 PM (ZsR3z)

________

Carl Philipps, murdered by MMGA aliens.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 04:46 PM (/U27+)

19 Are they saying that women have a problem with closing tabs? Because I have a problem with closing tabs (on my computer, not my phone), and I'm not a woman.
___

Guess I'm not a woman, since I have no issue with closing tabs.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 19, 2022 04:46 PM (JD3FJ)

20 Garanimals OMG

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 19, 2022 04:46 PM (j9HX3)

21 I don't know why Taylor Lorenz's age is such a trending topic.
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For two reasons:
1. She's brittle and hyper-sensitive, so it's a good way to needle her
2. She's a "professional" "journalist" and also a frequent, provable liar.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2022 04:46 PM (DU+/6)

22 There's no two skankier couple on TV than Mika and her pool boy, turned intern killer, turned Music Man!

Well, except Tater Tots and Lemon Grab. Foodies are the ultimate ghey...

Posted by: Boswell at April 19, 2022 04:47 PM (5iUNf)

23 Did MSNBC actually for real say that?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 19, 2022 04:47 PM (eGTCV)

24 Do we get a free Taylor Lorenz bobblehead?

Thought she bobbled on her own...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2022 04:47 PM (3Gj/Q)

25
Guess I'm not a woman, since I have no issue with closing tabs.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 19, 2022 04:46 PM (JD3FJ)

_________

Are you a biologist?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 04:47 PM (/U27+)

26 not only do I close tabs (on my phone) but I also shut the thing down at least once a day

it clears out caches! it's good!

people seemingly NEVER shut their phones off which I find weird

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 19, 2022 04:47 PM (j9HX3)

27 You will be held to higher and higher and soon impossible to maintain ethical standards by the very mob you currently wish to please. Then you will make a mistake, and they will devour you. With glee. Please take this warning seriously. I liked you.

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"This guy is a piece of merde and has no idea what he's talking about. Off with his head."
-Robespierre

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 19, 2022 04:47 PM (LvTSG)

28 Seriously: Taylor looks very pretty and approachable in that pic.

As for the multiple browser tab thing: I have a co-worker who does exactly that on her desktop computer. She doesn't bookmark any essential sites that she uses over and over. She goes to Gorgle (I've suggested to her that she can use other search engines, but oh noooo) and searches yet again for the exact item I saw her search for last week. So she winds up not only wasting her own energy and putting money in Gorgle's pocket, but what she was searching for becomes a new browser tab.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2022 04:47 PM (txdEq)

29 "Man shows wife how to close the 8,537 browser tabs she has open."

This, too, is the story of my life.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 19, 2022 04:47 PM (AiZBA)

30 >Taylor Lorenz transitioned in 2009. True Fact
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 19, 2022 04:45 PM (iDcra)

Those unfortunately cursed non-crazy souls left remaining on Twitter should congratulate Taylor on her transition, and let he know how well she passes.

If someone could goad her into trying to correct that...

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 19, 2022 04:48 PM (xzkgL)

31 Re: Garananimals

Look at her top in the picture snapped at the family's doorstep- same thing.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 19, 2022 04:48 PM (AD3JT)

32 22 I don't know why Taylor Lorenz's age is such a trending topic.
++++
For two reasons:
1. She's brittle and hyper-sensitive, so it's a good way to needle her
2. She's a "professional" "journalist" and also a frequent, provable liar.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2022 04:46 PM (DU+/6)

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"I definitely tell the truth about all things."
"How old are you?"
"25. No! 27. No! 22."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 19, 2022 04:48 PM (LvTSG)

33 Well, in the past, Ethan Klein had spurned SJW culture and made jokes that SJWs did not like.

And now... the left has cancelled him for it, and pressured his advertisers to drop him.

Which they have.
++++
Let his tears flow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2022 04:48 PM (DU+/6)

34 Ace, as you are waxing philosophically (phrasing?), you might check out David Mamet's appearance on Joe Rogan last week:

https://tinyurl.com/Rogan-Mamet

Really a top shelf, if you will, analysis of what's wrong with America by Mamet, as he tries to teach Rogan about life.

Highly recommend.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2022 04:48 PM (8gxrg)

35 Taylor Lorenz transitioned in 2009.

Into?

Posted by: NYT at April 19, 2022 04:49 PM (ZsR3z)

36 Why would anyone try to befriend SJWs? They're rabid.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 19, 2022 04:49 PM (eGTCV)

37 36 Why would anyone try to befriend SJWs? They're rabid.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 19, 2022 04:49 PM (eGTCV)

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The strange.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 19, 2022 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

38 Are they saying that women have a problem with closing tabs? Because I have a problem with closing tabs (on my computer, not my phone), and I'm not a woman.

Or am I?

Am I trans now?
++++
Ace, this is dangerous stuff for you to be thinking about.

Do the right thing and contact a biologist to help you determine what you are.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2022 04:50 PM (DU+/6)

39 In fairness,Taylor is both older and uglier than she admits, and it is fair to doxx her age and ugliness (physical and personality wise)

Posted by: Y5 at April 19, 2022 04:50 PM (jsyJZ)

40 38 Ace, this is dangerous stuff for you to be thinking about.

Do the right thing and contact a biologist to help you determine what you are.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2022 04:50 PM (DU+/6)

=========

"Cut off your dick."
"I just said hello."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 19, 2022 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

41 She's forty three and dresses like a Jr Higher? That's funny. And she attended a Swiss Boarding School and tweets for a career. That's funny too. I guess she will now move into her locked jaw country squire cunt mode to finish the decline. What A Life!

Posted by: Puddihead at April 19, 2022 04:50 PM (Nv3bW)

42 >>>Are they saying that women have a problem with closing tabs?

All I know is, I rarely have more than one tab open on my computer at any given time, and I've lost count of how many tabs my mom has open on hers. Seriously, whenever I visit and need to use hers to print something, I have to search for 30 seconds to get to a fresh tab.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 19, 2022 04:50 PM (bhRsz)

43 I manage to leave tabs open on my phone a lot. My kids heap scorn on me for it. Whipper-snappers.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 19, 2022 04:50 PM (906pl)

44 All those age dates. Taylor that is NOT how you use a time machine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2022 04:50 PM (3Gj/Q)

45 "I was wondering . . . if you could give me advice on how to take my satire to the next level?" is so boss.

Posted by: m at April 19, 2022 04:51 PM (k8wcX)

46 Why would anyone try to befriend SJWs? They're rabid.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 19, 2022 04:49 PM (eGTCV)
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Not for friendship, but for survival. He saw their power and movement ascending as every institution came out of the closet as aligned with SJWs. He probably figured that jumping on the bandwagon would get him some cash and protect him.

But there is no protection.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2022 04:51 PM (DU+/6)

47 In fairness, internet is not big enough for Taylor Lorenz's ugliness

Posted by: Y5 at April 19, 2022 04:51 PM (jsyJZ)

48 You better get your order in for a dilator soon, ace. Dilator vendors will soon be swamped with enormous purchase orders from the DoD in preparation for our war with Russia. We can't send our troops in unprepared, can we?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 19, 2022 04:51 PM (DTX3h)

49 You just know her bedroom is loaded with stuffed animals everywhere.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 19, 2022 04:51 PM (wb1YC)

50 It would require a heart of stone to not laugh at Ethan Klein.

Posted by: butch at April 19, 2022 04:51 PM (cHvOo)

51 Biden's Annual Economic Report - The Word "Gender" Is Used 40 More Times Than The Word "Inflation"
_ZH

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2022 04:51 PM (BJC33)

52 Unfortunately, this was when Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was a med student, so I don't know how to get in touch with any of them.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2022 04:44 PM (txdEq)

Séance and Ouija board. Madame Peacock has them on Friday evenings.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at April 19, 2022 04:51 PM (44ww/)

53 Big Gender Reassignment? I believe the correct Scientific term is "Big Genitals".

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2022 04:51 PM (XkuN6)

54 >>>50 It would require a heart of stone to not laugh at Ethan Klein.

he looks like he smells like poopie

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2022 04:52 PM (0G13K)

55 So much weirdness from that Lorenz thing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2022 04:52 PM (BFigT)

56 Ethan Klein looks like a character actor from TOS. bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: x at April 19, 2022 04:52 PM (uQFwj)

57 Does Taylor Lorenzo's mother know how ugly she is? Somebod

Posted by: Y5 at April 19, 2022 04:52 PM (jsyJZ)

58 "Man shows wife how to close the 8,537 browser tabs she has open."

That's a LOT of busty lesbian porn.

Posted by: davidt at April 19, 2022 04:52 PM (ktgZC)

59 Hey! If it happened on Twitter then it must be true!

Posted by: The New York Fucking Times at April 19, 2022 04:52 PM (DjnqL)

60 Quality Content Ace.

Don't cut your dick off. You might change your mind and start keeping only 4 or 5 tabs open someday.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 19, 2022 04:52 PM (XvPQV)

61 Stuffed animals, euphemism for all her cats?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2022 04:52 PM (3Gj/Q)

62 Into?
Posted by: NYT at April 19, 2022 04:49 PM (ZsR3z)

The Geranimals baby T-rex - its a grrrl-- um boy!

Posted by: Boswell at April 19, 2022 04:53 PM (5iUNf)

63 60 Quality Content Ace.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 19, 2022 04:52 PM (XvPQV)

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I don't understand this.

What's content?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 19, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG)

64 You just know her bedroom is loaded with stuffed animals everywhere.

Technically speaking, a Rabbit is not stuffed. It does move, though.

Posted by: NYT at April 19, 2022 04:53 PM (ZsR3z)

65 Is Taylor Lorenz actually related to Dr. Emil Lizardo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2022 04:53 PM (3Gj/Q)

66 I keep tabs open because that is how the internet makes money. On the advertising that I never see.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 19, 2022 04:53 PM (UuD2k)

67 Have you guys seen this? MSDNC's Malcolm Nance is in the Ukrainian army now.

Enjoy!

https://tinyurl.com/zbvhs56n

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

68 No, Taylor lirenz is 49 and uses pics from when she was in Jr high to get tinder dates from pedos

Posted by: Y5 at April 19, 2022 04:54 PM (jsyJZ)

69 Technically speaking, a Rabbit is not stuffed. It does move, though.
Posted by: NYT at April 19, 2022 04:53 PM (ZsR3z)

It gets stuffed, therefore it is a stuffed animal.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 19, 2022 04:54 PM (UuD2k)

70 67 Have you guys seen this? MSDNC's Malcolm Nance is in the Ukrainian army now.

Enjoy!
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Stetler will be there soon!

Posted by: Puddihead at April 19, 2022 04:54 PM (Nv3bW)

71 >>>Am I trans now?

Trans' ing to AnalPundit?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 19, 2022 04:54 PM (SH2Zi)

72
I am a resource miser. I watch Task Manager and Process Explorer like a hawk. Nothing just sitting there better be burning CPU or it gets killed.

Multiple tabs open, with ads running will burn CPU like crazy. It's just stupid.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 19, 2022 04:54 PM (Mzdiz)

73 I never got Ethan Klein either... or his dime store Indian wife. But I've noticed he was generally nasty toward a variety of people with whom he disagreed. So if he's been cancelled, so be it.

Peterson, as usual, was dead right.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2022 04:54 PM (p+zxb)

74 The problem with no more mask mandates is that I have to look at you ugly fuckfaces and smell your nasty cock breath. It wouldn't hurt to brush your rotten teeth once a month either.

Just a thought.

Posted by: Elon Mask at April 19, 2022 04:54 PM (Wnd0C)

75 Must Watch MSNBC contributer in Ukraine this guy was crap on so bad by other veterans he joined the Ukraine Foreign Legion.
https://tinyurl.com/ystf2jvz

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 19, 2022 04:55 PM (dKiJG)

76 WaPo "Tech Reporter" Taylor Lorenz Under Fire For Doxxing 'Libs Of TikTok', Harassing Family
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Oh, I get it now. Lorenz isn't the head of Libs of TikTok
she's the bitch.

Why didn't you say so?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2022 04:55 PM (BJC33)

77 he looks like he smells like poopie
Posted by: ace at April 19, 2022 04:52 PM (0G13K)

Lol yup.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at April 19, 2022 04:55 PM (44ww/)

78 Remember that internet commercial from about 15 years ago? Probably for DSL. Anyway, a husband collapses into the living room couch next to his wife, and he said, "I've finished it."

"Finished what?"

"The internet. I finished it."

I'm still wondering why she didn't question him about all the porn he just watched.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 19, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

79 Wow. And I blinked, nearly missed it all.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 19, 2022 04:55 PM (KATBx)

80 @MarketRebels
MSNBC: Elon Musk is trying to control how people think. That's our job
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Something's not right there. They don't say Musk's name. The ticker and crawler are cut off (the video is zoomed in), so there are no headlines or stock prices to give an indication of when it was taped.

MSNBC did say that, and that is what they meant, but I think it was probably not about Musk but was rather about Trump, and is probably from several years ago. Another big clue on this is that they talk about problems "when the economy worsens" - which they would *never* say during the current administration.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2022 04:55 PM (DU+/6)

81 and I'm not a woman.

You might want to get a Supreme Count confirmation on this before the new Justice is seated, Ace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2022 04:55 PM (a3Q+t)

82
You have gender dysphoria if you don't like the sound of your own voice, these lunatics are teaching kids now. Saw that on Tucker the other day.

You know how you reacted the first time you heard your own voice recorded? Doesn't sound anything like it sounds to you does it?

Well, if that bothers you, you're a tranny.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 19, 2022 04:56 PM (Mzdiz)

83 "Last time I heard that one, Taylor Lorenz fell off her dinosaur, which bucked because her nasty fartclaim was giving it hives."

IT'S A FUNNY TYPO BECAUSE HER FARTCLAM IS SO NASTY, NO MAN WOULD CLAIM IT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 19, 2022 04:56 PM (NI/V8)

84 Saw her in half

Count the rings

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2022 04:56 PM (yjAGl)

85 >>>MSNBC did say that, and that is what they meant, but I think it was probably not about Musk but was rather about Trump, and is probably from several years ago. Another big clue on this is that they talk about problems "when the economy worsens" - which they would *never* say during the current administration.

oh right, yeah, they did say it about trump.

Great catch guys.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2022 04:56 PM (0G13K)

86 I think Taylor might have some serious daddy issues.

She dresses like a 12 year old.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 19, 2022 04:56 PM (5pTK/)

87 Ace:

"...and I'm not a woman.

Or am I?"

Ace, unless you're a biologist, you can't possibly know if you're woman.

Posted by: Ralph at April 19, 2022 04:57 PM (Qf//C)

88 86 I think Taylor might have some serious daddy issues.

She dresses like a 12 year old.
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Has she showered with Joe Biden?

Posted by: Puddihead at April 19, 2022 04:57 PM (Nv3bW)

89 85 >>>MSNBC did say that, and that is what they meant, but I think it was probably not about Musk but was rather about Trump, and is probably from several years ago. Another big clue on this is that they talk about problems "when the economy worsens" - which they would *never* say during the current administration.

oh right, yeah, they did say it about trump.

Great catch guys.
Posted by: ace at April 19, 2022 04:56 PM (0G13K)

========

Yup. It was a group effort.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 19, 2022 04:57 PM (LvTSG)

90 ICYMI

Midway through the flight to take my daughter and I to Disney to celebrate her coming out as transgender they announce the lifting of the mask mandate. "Mommy," she asked, with tears in her eyes, "Why are the Republicans doing this to the country?"

"Don't breath!" I shouted as I placed my hands over her mouth and nose. Unfortunately, ten minutes later, the covid got her and I held her lifeless in my arms.

Posted by: CheChe at April 19, 2022 03:20 PM (dQvv7)

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 19, 2022 04:57 PM (SH2Zi)

91 86 I think Taylor might have some serious daddy issues.
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Show me one wokester who doesn't scream daddy issues. Just one.

Posted by: Puddihead at April 19, 2022 04:58 PM (Nv3bW)

92 Wait! There's more Malcolm Nance!

https://tinyurl.com/mth8z7hw

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2022 04:58 PM (ptqGC)

93 Shut up Bevis.

Posted by: redenzo at April 19, 2022 04:58 PM (E7vND)

94 Damn. Jared's got game.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 19, 2022 04:59 PM (SH2Zi)

95 29 "Man shows wife how to close the 8,537 browser tabs she has open."

This, too, is the story of my life.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV

Me too. Let’s start a support group and drink a lot

Posted by: 7man at April 19, 2022 04:59 PM (qwO6y)

96 Guess I'm not a woman, since I have no issue with closing tabs.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 19, 2022 04:46 PM (JD3FJ)

_________

Are you a biologist?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 04:47 PM (/U27+)
.......

and a computer scientist!

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2022 04:59 PM (v0R5T)

97 Let's see what "our" "leaders" are talking about today...

McConnell: I won't vote for KBJ (keeping up with the new cycle I see)

McCarthy: Adam Schiff is asshoe (true...but...uh...really this is newsworthy?)

Romney: Russia bad!

Sen Coke Bear: I live in Alaska. No really!

Lizard Cheney: We need to throw more political dissidents in jail.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2022 04:59 PM (ESjRY)

98 I forwarded the BB article to my wife. She often has 50 or more windows open, and I make fun of her for it. The Bee is dialed in.

Posted by: Brian at April 19, 2022 04:59 PM (sZJfc)

99 Did that old woman Taylor Lorenz mug a clown for that sweater?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2022 05:00 PM (+5YjI)

100 Just got a notice from UBER - no more masks required!

Not that most Uber drivers around here wore 'em anyway. And if they don't, I don't. Still, will be nice not to have to do the size-each-other-up thing every time.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 19, 2022 05:00 PM (HsAzN)

101
{{{SMH at God's grace}}}

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2022 05:00 PM (BJC33)

102 >>> 82
You have gender dysphoria if you don't like the sound of your own voice, these lunatics are teaching kids now. Saw that on Tucker the other day.

You know how you reacted the first time you heard your own voice recorded? Doesn't sound anything like it sounds to you does it?

Well, if that bothers you, you're a tranny.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 19, 2022 04:56 PM (Mzdiz)

Why are you people so obsessed with pedophiles?

Posted by: This... is XiNN at April 19, 2022 05:01 PM (llON8)

103 I think Taylor might have some serious daddy issues.

In fairness, how bad a fuck does a girl have to be that her dad sends her to Switzerland

Posted by: Y5 at April 19, 2022 05:01 PM (jsyJZ)

104 This busty, sun-kissed blonde knows that you should *never* join up with the SJWs in the hope that they eat you last:
https://is.gd/w77hhb

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2022 05:01 PM (DU+/6)

105
I remember reading Taylor Lorenz' column when I was a little boy.

(you have to be pretty well past 39 to get this joke)

Posted by: Jack Benny at April 19, 2022 05:01 PM (Mzdiz)

106 104 This busty, sun-kissed blonde knows that you should *never* join up with the SJWs in the hope that they eat you last:
https://is.gd/w77hhb
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2022 05:01 PM (DU+/6)

=======

Piercing...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 19, 2022 05:02 PM (LvTSG)

107 Taylor pegs a man's "No Go Zone" on the ugliness/crazy scale.

Posted by: Boswell at April 19, 2022 05:02 PM (5iUNf)

108 You don't have to get surgery, all you have to do is wish it so, then go try out for the formerly women's sports team of your choice.

Posted by: Posting "First" should be a killin' offense! at April 19, 2022 05:02 PM (SEGQy)

109 Amber Heard = above the crazy/hot line

Taylor Lorenz = below the crazy/hot line

Posted by: Obligatory at April 19, 2022 05:02 PM (ESjRY)

110 Garanimals is very much a current brand, for babies. Cheap shit from Walmart. I have a lot of their stuff because my toddler is filthy and destructive, and I like that these items are really inexpensive and can be wantonly ruined.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2022 05:02 PM (UGDPW)

111 Taylor Lorenz.
I'd hit it.

With a Haitian or Cameroonian Penis

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2022 05:03 PM (mR6Gs)

112 >>> 96 Guess I'm not a woman, since I have no issue with closing tabs.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 19, 2022 04:46 PM (JD3FJ)

_________

Are you a biologist?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 04:47 PM (/U27+)
.......

and a computer scientist!
Posted by: wth at April 19, 2022 04:59 PM (v0R5T)

I bet you didn't vote for me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 19, 2022 05:03 PM (llON8)

113 I think Taylor might have some serious daddy issues.

She dresses like a 12 year old.
--------------
Has she showered with Joe Biden?
Posted by: Puddihead at April 19, 2022 04:57 PM (Nv3bW)
-----------

Maybe Taylor aspires to shower with Joe, hence the clothing?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 19, 2022 05:03 PM (5pTK/)

114 34 Ace, as you are waxing philosophically (phrasing?), you might check out David Mamet's appearance on Joe Rogan last week:

https://tinyurl.com/Rogan-Mamet

Really a top shelf, if you will, analysis of what's wrong with America by Mamet, as he tries to teach Rogan about life.

Highly recommend.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2022 04:48 PM (8gxrg)

Wow. That was a big get.

Posted by: m at April 19, 2022 05:03 PM (k8wcX)

115 off topic, but over at twitchy:

ValJar sez "Wearing my mask no matter what non-scientists tell me I can do."

picture of her with a mask: she looks like Alyssa Milano.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 19, 2022 05:03 PM (Ynyl9)

116 The good news is a comment by Darrell Harris can get front paged without, well...

RIP Betty White.

Posted by: I Mean at April 19, 2022 05:04 PM (FCVjJ)

117 Piercing...

Ah...that explains it.

Posted by: NYT at April 19, 2022 05:04 PM (ZsR3z)

118 Out attacks on Taylor could be elder abuse, so tread lightly.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2022 05:04 PM (XkuN6)

119 Those are some serious gums that Taylor is sporting. Bet that mouth has seen a few doinkers.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2022 05:04 PM (+5YjI)

120 Taylor pegs a man's "No Go Zone" on the ugliness/crazy scale.

What's this about pegging? Ask for a friend

Posted by: Eric Shartwell at April 19, 2022 05:04 PM (ESjRY)

121 35 Taylor Lorenz transitioned in 2009.

Into?
Posted by: NYT at April 19, 2022 04:49 PM (ZsR3z)

Into Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: m at April 19, 2022 05:04 PM (k8wcX)

122 I forwarded the BB article to my wife. She often has 50 or more windows open, and I make fun of her for it. The Bee is dialed in.
Posted by: B

In fairness, it is not wrong to watch it if you did not search for it

Posted by: Y5 at April 19, 2022 05:04 PM (jsyJZ)

123 "Man shows wife how to close the 8,537 browser tabs she has open."
........

That's a whole lot of Ecuadorian porn sites.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2022 05:04 PM (v0R5T)

124 >>>Amber Heard = above the crazy/hot line

She's a "might try unless I think the police show up"

Posted by: Boswell at April 19, 2022 05:04 PM (5iUNf)

125 Liz Cheney is 6 years older than Taylor Lorenz.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 19, 2022 05:04 PM (wb1YC)

126 Taylor? I didn't even *know* her.

Posted by: m at April 19, 2022 05:05 PM (k8wcX)

127 Liz Cheney is 6 years older than Taylor Lorenz.

I've eaten a lot more rats and mice as well.

Posted by: Lizard Cheney at April 19, 2022 05:05 PM (ESjRY)

128 >>> 122
.....
In fairness, it is not wrong to watch it if you did not search for it
Posted by: Y5 at April 19, 2022 05:04 PM (jsyJZ)

That's what we told Ace.

Posted by: Busty Lesbian Pr0n at April 19, 2022 05:05 PM (llON8)

129 104 This busty, sun-kissed blonde knows that you should *never* join up with the SJWs in the hope that they eat you last:
https://is.gd/w77hhb
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2022 05:01 PM

Her attire says it's warm out, while her nipples scream "it's cold!"

Posted by: Moron Perv at April 19, 2022 05:05 PM (NI/V8)

130 My table doubt I ever have more than 6 open tabs

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2022 05:05 PM (2JoB8)

131 "Man shows wife how to close the 8,537 browser tabs she has open."

This, too, is the story of my life.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV

Me too. Let’s start a support group and drink a lot
Posted by: 7man at April 19, 2022 04:59 PM (qwO6y)

Slainte

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 19, 2022 05:05 PM (AiZBA)

132 Lorenz is most likely in her fifties.

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 05:05 PM (NxtrT)

133 Amber Heard would likely be fun.

Just whatever you do...don't fall asleep when she's in the same building as you.

Posted by: Obligatory at April 19, 2022 05:06 PM (ESjRY)

134
Yeah, Taylor has daddy issues. Her daddy fought for the South, while her mother's family sided with the North.

It tore them apart.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 19, 2022 05:06 PM (Mzdiz)

135 ValJar sez "Wearing my mask no matter what non-scientists tell me I can do."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken

She should be applauded for doing so

Posted by: 7man at April 19, 2022 05:06 PM (qwO6y)

136 Taylor Lorenz sounds like a made-up name

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2022 05:06 PM (mR6Gs)

137 115 off topic, but over at twitchy:

ValJar sez "Wearing my mask no matter what non-scientists tell me I can do."

picture of her with a mask: she looks like Alyssa Milano.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 19, 2022 05:03 PM (Ynyl9)

=========

Seriously. Have fun doing it. Nobody cares.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 19, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

138 I'm still wondering why she didn't question him about all the porn he just watched.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 19, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

Porn? On the Internet? Since when.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2022 05:07 PM (9otr5)

139 ValJar sez "Wearing my mask no matter what non-scientists tell me I can do."

Dear Lord.

Who gives a shit?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2022 05:07 PM (mR6Gs)

140 >>> 115 off topic, but over at twitchy:

ValJar sez "Wearing my mask no matter what non-scientists tell me I can do."

picture of her with a mask: she looks like Alyssa Milano.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 19, 2022 05:03 PM (Ynyl9)

Hey!

I AM Science!!!

Posted by: Tony Fauci, Dog Lover at April 19, 2022 05:07 PM (llON8)

141 "Only we are doing the things necessary to ensure the propagation of the species! Now, let's drop nukes on Russia, abort all the unwanted babies (all but ours, that is), and eliminate GMO foods so that the rest of the population starves."
-The Left, clinging to their masks

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 19, 2022 05:08 PM (LvTSG)

142 ValJar sez "Wearing my mask no matter what non-scientists tell me I can do."

For the ten thousandth time: Nobody is telling you that you can't wear a mask if you want to.

So sick of this canard.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 19, 2022 05:08 PM (HsAzN)

143 Is this a thing ?

https://ourpublicrecords.org/
birth-records-var1/?
msclkid=
ec370723ffe71a097938657cdb6069d0

Remove spaces...

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 05:08 PM (NxtrT)

144 Meanwhile -- what the fuck is Conservative, Inc. doing?

As usual: Nothing except lining their own pockets while pretending to Fight For You.

---------------------

They're not even pretending, not even "on the one hand and on the other hand" bullshit. It's straight up contempt. I don't think it's even about the money, they have simply switched sides.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 19, 2022 05:08 PM (VVqfM)

145 I want an American equivalent to the British phrase "Simple as."

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at April 19, 2022 05:08 PM (44ww/)

146 Why is Taylor Lorenz trying to shut-down someone from spreading the pride of LGBTQIA2+ beings on TikTok farther and wider? Shouldn't the libs shown on LibsofTikTok be doxxing Taylor "Ancient" Lorenz, to prevent her from restricting the broadcast of their messages of pride?

It's a mixed up, jumbled up, shook up world.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2022 05:08 PM (AMIL/)

147 138 I'm still wondering why she didn't question him about all the porn he just watched.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 19, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

Porn? On the Internet? Since when.
Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2022 05:07 PM (9otr5)

=========

It's a rumor. Probably false. I haven't finished the internet, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 19, 2022 05:08 PM (LvTSG)

148 >>> 137

=========

Seriously. Have fun doing it. Nobody cares.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 19, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

Why isn't that mask blue and yellow?! REEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: NPC #9671637245 at April 19, 2022 05:09 PM (llON8)

149 I don't think it's even about the money

My mailbox says otherwise.

Posted by: NYT at April 19, 2022 05:09 PM (ZsR3z)

150 I know leftists aren't very smart. The fact that they can't detect obvious satire when they read it is one clue. But how can anybody believe that drugs that retard a kid's sexual development are "temporary and reversible"?

Even if they were not aware of the various "transition" doctors who've been warning that the effects of these drugs are NOT reversible, you'd think common sense would give them a clue. After all, the drugs prevent the kid's body from developing normally. How could they possibly think that can just be "reversed" later? Wishful thinking?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 19, 2022 05:09 PM (k4dH2)

151 Probably the only time I'd like a rabid pit bull would be if that bitch showed up at my door.

grrrrrrrrrrr *breaking glass* screams *sounds of bones crunching* door closing

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2022 05:10 PM (BFigT)

152 Waldo Status Update: Found

Posted by: 29Victor at April 19, 2022 05:10 PM (hNsiU)

153 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uXtWIg_A7M

Took me one second of looking to actually find the commercial.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 19, 2022 05:10 PM (LvTSG)

154 Taylor Lorenz sounds like a made-up name
Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2022 05:06 PM (mR6Gs)

It's her stage name - Joey Snailincrawling is a pretty tough name to use when going for top billing...

Posted by: Boswell at April 19, 2022 05:10 PM (5iUNf)

155 108 You don't have to get surgery, all you have to do is wish it so, then go try out for the formerly women's sports team of your choice.
Posted by: Posting "First" should be a killin' offense! at April 19, 2022 05:02 PM

This is certainly the Army's new policy. Speak with mental health provider, develop plan to feel comfortable (whatever that means to you, as the transitioning Soldier), and when complete, your ID is officially changed to whatever gender you wanted, and you are treated 100% like that sex from now on. No surgery or hormones required. While transitioning, you're non-deployable, too...seems like a convenient dodge if you don't want to go overseas.

Posted by: Military Moron at April 19, 2022 05:10 PM (NI/V8)

156 OMG, we all had that shirt in 1973. All of us. Girls, boys, our dog, everyone. We had the turtle neck, the scoop neck short sleeve, the body suit with the snaps so your butt crack didn't show with your hippie hip-huggers...

Posted by: Synova at April 19, 2022 05:11 PM (BD/yx)

157 >>> 150 I know leftists aren't very smart. The fact that they can't detect obvious satire when they read it is one clue. But how can anybody believe that drugs that retard a kid's sexual development are "temporary and reversible"?

Even if they were not aware of the various "transition" doctors who've been warning that the effects of these drugs are NOT reversible, you'd think common sense would give them a clue. After all, the drugs prevent the kid's body from developing normally. How could they possibly think that can just be "reversed" later? Wishful thinking?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 19, 2022 05:09 PM (k4dH2)

You'd be amazed at what certain types of people can be convinced to believe. The Democrats really appreciated my advice.

Posted by: Jim Jones at April 19, 2022 05:11 PM (llON8)

158 How could they possibly think that can just be "reversed" later? Wishful thinking?

You assume they don't want the children to be deformed in a way that they'll always look underdeveloped later in life even as adults.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2022 05:11 PM (ESjRY)

159 And that thing about the innumerable tabs, they're mostly old acehq threads that I think I'm going to get to later. I even tried some time ago and found that events have made some of then irrelevant but I still haven't closed them. It's called the horde hoarding the threads.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 19, 2022 05:11 PM (VVqfM)

160 >Yup. It was a group effort.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 19, 2022 04:57 PM (LvTSG)

LOL

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 19, 2022 05:11 PM (xzkgL)

161
Her Majesty will frequently have 10 or so tabs open. When she asks me to do something on her computer, I feel like I'm playing with a house of cards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 05:11 PM (/U27+)

162 Here's a fun fact:

The 180M barrels of oil from the SPR, instead of being used here, is going to Europe.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8ey7e7

Posted by: abbynormal at April 19, 2022 05:11 PM (Ly/95)

163 Taylor for 49 looks nice, shame she is Bat shit looney

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2022 05:11 PM (2JoB8)

164 139 ValJar sez "Wearing my mask no matter what non-scientists tell me I can do."

Dear Lord.

Who gives a shit?
_________

I'm in favor of her covering her face. The bigger the mask, the better! She should wear one the rest of her life. Maybe even be buried in one.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 19, 2022 05:12 PM (k4dH2)

165 >Porn? On the Internet? Since when.
Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2022 05:07 PM (9otr5)

There's a whole song about it and everything.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 19, 2022 05:12 PM (xzkgL)

166 ValJar sez "Wearing my mask no matter what non-scientists tell me I can do."

I've always considered her to be somewhat smart...evil sure, but smart. This is easily the stupidest thing I've ever heard her say.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2022 05:12 PM (uO+/l)

167 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville

I don't believe I've seen any of Kurosawa's films except 7 Samurai, due of course to Pearl Harbor, but since your recent post I've decided to watch several of his films. Watched Stray Dog and I liked it, Rashomon is next.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2022 05:12 PM (XkuN6)

168 110 Garanimals is very much a current brand, for babies. Cheap shit from Walmart. I have a lot of their stuff because my toddler is filthy and destructive, and I like that these items are really inexpensive and can be wantonly ruined.

ok so when some of us were kids, this was the brand for like, preteens I guess. and the deal was you matched the animals to each other so you know what "went" with what. so it was like panda bear tops, then pick out a panda bear (on the tag) pair of shorts or a skirt.

anyway lol. it wasn't high end but it wasn't low end, just normal-end. like your mom would get at strawbridge's!

I always joke now that my husband could really use an adult version since he STILL can't put together an outfit

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 19, 2022 05:12 PM (j9HX3)

169 You'll know you satisfied Amber if she leaves a big turd in your bed.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2022 05:12 PM (v0R5T)

170 >>>Amber Heard would likely be fun.

>Billionaire Musk kicked her to the curb. She a ticking time bomb of lunacy and litigation.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2022 05:12 PM (Wnd0C)

171 167 I don't believe I've seen any of Kurosawa's films except 7 Samurai, due of course to Pearl Harbor, but since your recent post I've decided to watch several of his films. Watched Stray Dog and I liked it, Rashomon is next.
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2022 05:12 PM (XkuN6)

========

Noice.

There's a wealth of stuff to enjoy. I hope you have a good time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 19, 2022 05:12 PM (LvTSG)

172 >How could they possibly think that can just be "reversed" later? Wishful thinking?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 19, 2022 05:09 PM (k4dH2)

Yeah, but what about Second Puberty???

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 19, 2022 05:13 PM (xzkgL)

173 I've always considered her to be somewhat smart...evil sure, but smart. This is easily the stupidest thing I've ever heard her say.
Posted by: Diogenes

She's not stupid. She's saying it for the stupid Dems who will take it and run with it.

Posted by: abbynormal at April 19, 2022 05:13 PM (Ly/95)

174 156 OMG, we all had that shirt in 1973. All of us. Girls, boys, our dog, everyone. We had the turtle neck, the scoop neck short sleeve, the body suit with the snaps so your butt crack didn't show with your hippie hip-huggers...

YESSSSS

and the culottes! lol that was the Time of the Culotte.

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 19, 2022 05:14 PM (j9HX3)

175 So, apparently in the Trailer for the new movie...

Disney has Thor and Star Lord, having a scene where they say stare into the eyes of the ones you love... and then they stare into each others eyes.

Gay activists are hailing this as a Victory. Odin will once more be kicking Thor out of Valhalla.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2022 05:14 PM (oHd/0)

176 Do you really think Taylor Lorenz has a daddy? I mean one that she knows. Well, by that I mean what that she doesn't know sexually. Not one that says "whose your daddy", as he plows her like a spring field, then throws a fiver on the table. I'm just asking questions, like a journalist trying to uncover the facts.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2022 05:14 PM (L9/32)

177 Definitely has daddy issues. One day, Taylor's old man headed into Olduvai gorge. Said he was going for a pack of smokes, and never came back. She and her mom Lucy had to get by servicing Caveslist drifters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2022 05:14 PM (UGDPW)

178 163 Taylor for 49 looks nice, shame she is Bat shit looney
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2022 05:11 PM

That's probably because you're seeing 15+ year old photos she posts of herself.

Posted by: Anonny Moronny at April 19, 2022 05:14 PM (NI/V8)

179 Valerie Jarett should wear a mask.

Anything to cover up that "just escaped from a stasis tube in Dulce, NM" look.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 19, 2022 05:15 PM (wb1YC)

180 oh fucking ETHAN?

That blinky eyed fat fucking doofus? h3h h3h

Posted by: sockamster at April 19, 2022 05:15 PM (OuH7W)

181 Dr Spank your missing some cinematic gems

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2022 05:16 PM (2JoB8)

182 Our daughter in HS has a friend who is trans. Or claims to be. A biological female who claims she is male. But a gay male, meaning she, err he, likes boys.

Got it?

Anyway our daughter is concerned that her friend is moody and emotional. And that this seems to come and go over time. You know, like a cycle. sra blaster is like well you know....

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2022 05:16 PM (9otr5)

183 Don't worry ace king harv will never leave.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 19, 2022 05:16 PM (0OmEj)

184 Supposedly the actor playing StarLord is a Christian and not a hardcore leftist.

So...for Disney degrading him with some docking with Chris Hemsworth is likely on the table.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2022 05:16 PM (ESjRY)

185
I've seen a couple of detective shows that may explain Taylor Lorenz. Girl doesn't want to grow up. So, when she graduates from high school, she disappears, and adopts the identity of a 16 yr old runaway.

She's found out, then they get to digging, and find she's actually 30, and has done the graduate and reset thing several times.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 19, 2022 05:17 PM (Mzdiz)

186 Taylor Lorenz looks an awful lot like Kacey Kox.

You don't suppose...

Posted by: davidt at April 19, 2022 05:17 PM (ktgZC)

187 Our daughter in HS has a friend who is trans. Or claims to be. A biological female who claims she is male. But a gay male, meaning she, err he, likes boys.

Maybe she just really likes it in the butt?

Posted by: Had to be said at April 19, 2022 05:17 PM (ESjRY)

188 You assume they don't want the children to be deformed in a way that they'll always look underdeveloped later in life even as adults.
___________

I worry less about the micro-penises than the fact that many of these kids are going to end up as adults who are incapable of experiencing normal sex (the puberty blockers can prevent pre-pubescent kids from ever experiencing orgasms) and/or infertile.
And then there are the cardiovascular issues that these drugs cause.

It's just madness to be pushing these drugs on kids.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 19, 2022 05:17 PM (k4dH2)

189
YESSSSS

and the culottes! lol that was the Time of the Culotte.
Posted by: Black Orchid at April 19, 2022 05:14 PM (j9HX3)

Oh my gosh, I wish I could forget the culottes. they were hideous.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2022 05:18 PM (MySN1)

190 176 Do you really think Taylor Lorenz has a daddy? I mean one that she knows. Well, by that I mean what that she doesn't know sexually. Not one that says "whose your daddy", as he plows her like a spring field, then throws a fiver on the table. I'm just asking questions, like a journalist trying to uncover the facts.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2022 05:14 PM

All joking aside, let's be a little sympathetic here. Here father was murdered in the Alps while she was a child, and the killer never found. That's why she went to school there.

Thankfully, Otzi's body was well preserved, so she was able to see him after he was killed.

Posted by: Moron Historian at April 19, 2022 05:18 PM (NI/V8)

191 >>> 188 You assume they don't want the children to be deformed in a way that they'll always look underdeveloped later in life even as adults.
___________

I worry less about the micro-penises than the fact that many of these kids are going to end up as adults who are incapable of experiencing normal sex (the puberty blockers can prevent pre-pubescent kids from ever experiencing orgasms) and/or infertile.
And then there are the cardiovascular issues that these drugs cause.

It's just madness to be pushing these drugs on kids.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 19, 2022 05:17 PM (k4dH2)

I have nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Stan at April 19, 2022 05:18 PM (llON8)

192 Yes, I think I remember that -- Mika said that Trump is trying to tell people what to think, "and that's our job."

I mean... they WOULD say that about Musk, they just didn't in that clip.

I loved that Night Ranger album, it was all great, but the hits were really great. Yeah its a bit egotistical to ask a girl if she still dreams about you, but... maybe he's just asking because he hopes she still cares?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:19 PM (KZzsI)

193 187 Our daughter in HS has a friend who is trans. Or claims to be. A biological female who claims she is male. But a gay male, meaning she, err he, likes boys.

///

this is like the lefts misadventure with massive immigration. No one notices until you got kids going fake pretend cool ghey just like "oops, Minneapolis is now basically Somlia, only with better technicals"

Posted by: sockamster at April 19, 2022 05:19 PM (OuH7W)

194 I've seen a couple of detective shows that may explain Taylor Lorenz. Girl doesn't want to grow up. So, when she graduates from high school, she disappears, and adopts the identity of a 16 yr old runaway.

She's found out, then they get to digging, and find she's actually 30, and has done the graduate and reset thing several times.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 19, 2022 05:17 PM (Mzdiz)
***

So if you're taking her to her, oh say 4th Prom, its a good chance you're gonna get lucky then?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2022 05:19 PM (uO+/l)

195 ValJar should go full burqa

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2022 05:19 PM (dZLAQ)

196 I guess I should just go ahead and get cut, huh?

Ace of Spays?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 19, 2022 05:20 PM (SOTgy)

197 That photo of Miss Lorenz says the photographer was paying her a compliment to get some sort of smile out of her and she fell deeply in love with the photographer because nobody had done so since grandpa had and she was ready to have their babies. I say "their" because I'm guessing it was a dyke behind the lens.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 19, 2022 05:20 PM (QYPq3)

198 I'm a tab hoarder. And a data hoarder. It's bad.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2022 05:20 PM (dscaa)

199 Johnny Depp is testifying today.
He had a fucked up childhood.
He seems like a genuinely decent guy with some problems, who made a poor choice in choosing to be with a psycho bitch, LOL.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2022 05:20 PM (ufFY8)

200 Garanimals is the Kaboom of childrens apparel.

Posted by: Hands at April 19, 2022 05:20 PM (786Ro)

201 So...for Disney degrading him with some docking with Chris Hemsworth is likely on the table.

I'm sure that pedo-friendly director would NEVER do something like that, or write a gay scene for Starlord, which they already announced was in the works.

Oh wait.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:21 PM (KZzsI)

202 I've always considered her to be somewhat smart...evil sure, but smart. This is easily the stupidest thing I've ever heard her say.
Posted by: Diogenes

She's not stupid. She's saying it for the stupid Dems who will take it and run with it.
Posted by: abbynormal at April 19, 2022 05:13 PM (Ly/95)

Exactly.
Watch all the Krazy Kovid Karens repeat this line-- word for word -- on their Twitter Feeds

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2022 05:21 PM (mR6Gs)

203 and the culottes! lol that was the Time of the Culotte.
____________

My sister liked wearing those in grade school, because she could hang upside down on the monkey bars without showing her underwear.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 19, 2022 05:21 PM (k4dH2)

204 In fairness, if bill Clinton and web Hubbell had a daughter it would be Taylor lorenz

Posted by: Y5 at April 19, 2022 05:21 PM (jsyJZ)

205 re 185: there was a 'Law and Order' episode about that, forget which 'Law and Order'. Maybe SUV.

also, as I recall, culottes were more like 1970, back when Michelle and Barky met at that civil rights march.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 19, 2022 05:21 PM (Ynyl9)

206 Proposed California legislation, “If it gets wet it’s a felony.” True story.

Posted by: Holy Crap at April 19, 2022 05:21 PM (3Hxlf)

207
So if you're taking her to her, oh say 4th Prom, its a good chance you're gonna get lucky then?

Dude...did you and Taylor do it after the prom?

Yeah man we did. It was great...but I'm still confused like why a 17 year old girl had grey pubes and a valid senior citizens discount card at Dennys. Like it doesn't make sense you know?

Posted by: Obligatory at April 19, 2022 05:22 PM (ESjRY)

208 I am computer illiterate and I hate the "smart" phone my wife chose for me. Wanted a flip phone. Rarely talk to anyone on the phone anymore. I like the camera but that does not justify the cost. Ready to sell my car and bike and get a really good horse. If I can't get there and back on my horse, I don't reallly need to go. Sick and tired of all these brain washed folks. Ready to retire.

Posted by: 22LR at April 19, 2022 05:22 PM (Jutpo)

209 4 tabs on my work pc, 5 if I'm reading this site. Second browser has two tabs because I don't use those as often. 2 tabs on the phone because I stopped using the FB app. I know how to do bookmarks.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 19, 2022 05:22 PM (YynYJ)

210 Something just occurred to me, Kamala's cognitive decline has been more significant than Biden's. During the primaries she actually did better in debates than Biden yet now she babbles like a parrot.

Did she get the real vaccine rather than saline like the rest of DC? Did somebody set her up?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 19, 2022 05:22 PM (VVqfM)

211 199 Johnny Depp is testifying today.
He had a fucked up childhood.
He seems like a genuinely decent guy with some problems, who made a poor choice in choosing to be with a psycho bitch, LOL.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2022 05:20 PM (ufFY

I agree. I was listening to him testify. I do have to say I have a friend that knows/has met Amber Heard and she says she's a total bitch. Really a bitch.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2022 05:22 PM (MySN1)

212 "Our daughter in HS has a friend who is trans. Or claims to be. A biological female who claims she is male. But a gay male, meaning she, err he, likes boys."

I'm sorry. I read that as "Our daughter has a friend who really likes attention, and likes to have people talking about her. Even if it sounds bad, they're talking about her. And yeah, she has some serious daddy issues."

Posted by: Juan Holmes at April 19, 2022 05:23 PM (FJYfm)

213 196 I guess I should just go ahead and get cut, huh?

Ace of Spays?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 19, 2022 05:20 PM (SOTgy)

**slow clap**

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 19, 2022 05:23 PM (906pl)

214 I did some intensive research on counters to a poison pill defense (ok I journalist-researched by reading a couple Google results).
So far, none of them discussed counters. Like a tactic nearly eligible for AARP membership in age doesn't have a counter by now?
So weird how-- once you start to notice it-- how all the news these days is 1) as shallow as a text message and 2) is all so dull in enforcing the narrative. Here, that there's no way Musk can take over Twitter now.

I'm sure there's a couple of counters and my money is on the multi-billionaire knowing those.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 19, 2022 05:23 PM (6W7ES)

215 "I'm rapidly approaching 29, and I've been upfront about that for quite some time."

For a decade, even.

Posted by: GWB at April 19, 2022 05:23 PM (MUyER)

216 I am sure none of the etts has 8000 tabs open. sixty thousand shortcuts on their desktop maybe, but not that many tabs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:23 PM (KZzsI)

217 Taylor Lorenz sounds like a made-up name
Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2022 05:06 PM (mR6Gs)

Lawrence Taylor >>>>>>> Taylor Lorenz
in many ways

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2022 05:24 PM (AMIL/)

218 199 Johnny Depp is testifying today.
He had a fucked up childhood.
He seems like a genuinely decent guy with some problems, who made a poor choice in choosing to be with a psycho bitch, LOL.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2022 05:20 PM

In a way, it's a classic case of little head overruling the big head, but...Amber Heard is INCREDIBLY hot, so I can only imagine how hard it would be NOT to be smitten. And, I bet (at first, at least) she was a sexual dynamo.

Posted by: Moron Philosopher at April 19, 2022 05:24 PM (NI/V8)

219 but at least 'culottes' sounds kind of stylish. 'Skort' just sounds stupid.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 19, 2022 05:24 PM (Ynyl9)

220 >>> 210 Something just occurred to me, Kamala's cognitive decline has been more significant than Biden's. During the primaries she actually did better in debates than Biden yet now she babbles like a parrot.

Did she get the real vaccine rather than saline like the rest of DC? Did somebody set her up?
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 19, 2022 05:22 PM (VVqfM)

Wouldn't that be sad.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at April 19, 2022 05:25 PM (llON8)

221
Why hasn't anyone posted the Steve Buscemi "Hello, Fellow Kids" meme?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 05:25 PM (2YTuC)

222 Poor girl has not a clue what it means to be a boy

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2022 05:25 PM (2JoB8)

223 214 I did some intensive research on counters to a poison pill defense (ok I journalist-researched by reading a couple Google results).
So far, none of them discussed counters. Like a tactic nearly eligible for AARP membership in age doesn't have a counter by now?
So weird how-- once you start to notice it-- how all the news these days is 1) as shallow as a text message and 2) is all so dull in enforcing the narrative. Here, that there's no way Musk can take over Twitter now.

I'm sure there's a couple of counters and my money is on the multi-billionaire knowing those.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 19, 2022 05:23 PM (6W7ES)

Mostly litigation I'd think. Or be willing to spend a ridiculous additional amount of money (which people won't, which is why the defense works).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2022 05:25 PM (z5Vrg)

224 I am sure none of the etts has 8000 tabs open. sixty thousand shortcuts on their desktop maybe, but not that many tabs
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
___

And you'd be wrong.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 19, 2022 05:25 PM (JD3FJ)

225 Lawrence Taylor >>>>>>> Taylor Lorenz
in many ways
Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2022 05:24 PM (AMIL/)

I can't agree.

Posted by: Joe Theismann at April 19, 2022 05:25 PM (FJYfm)

226 I did some intensive research on counters to a poison pill defens

Well one thing that can happen is to have 90000 conservatives each buy a share or three at 15 bucks a share, and proxy it all to Elon Musk

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:25 PM (KZzsI)

227 Mobile Firefox when it has more than 99 tabs open goes to a little infinity symbol. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2022 05:26 PM (dscaa)

228
I always joke now that my husband could really use an adult version since he STILL can't put together an outfit
Posted by: Black Orchid

Outfit: underwear, socks, shorts, shirt, sandals, what's so difficult?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2022 05:26 PM (AySDY)

229 Old Tyme Hockey Player Jim Lorenz > Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 19, 2022 05:27 PM (HsAzN)

230 I always joke now that my husband could really use an adult version since he STILL can't put together an outfit
Posted by: Black Orchid

Outfit: underwear, socks, shorts, shirt, sandals, what's so difficult?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2022 05:26 PM (AySDY)

Shirtless goes with pantsless.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 19, 2022 05:27 PM (SH2Zi)

231 >>>He seems like a genuinely decent guy with some problems, who made a poor choice in choosing to be with a psycho bitch, LOL.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2022 05:20 PM (ufFY

I'M Johnny Depp!

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 19, 2022 05:27 PM (QYPq3)

232
Depp is a fucking actor!

You're being conned by an actor's performance.

Depp is Garbage.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 05:27 PM (2YTuC)

233 To Damascoos, Lorenz!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 19, 2022 05:27 PM (906pl)

234 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 05:27 PM (arJlL)

235 In a way, it's a classic case of little head overruling the big head, but...Amber Heard is INCREDIBLY hot, so I can only imagine how hard it would be NOT to be smitten. And, I bet (at first, at least) she was a sexual dynamo.
Posted by: Moron Philosopher at April 19, 2022 05:24 PM (NI/V

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Darn right! I still can't believe people are making a big deal about a little bed pooping! I mean, so what? Have you seen me?

Posted by: Amber at April 19, 2022 05:27 PM (5pTK/)

236 152 Waldo Status Update: Found
Posted by: 29Victor at April 19, 2022 05:10 PM (hNsiU)

LOL

Posted by: m at April 19, 2022 05:28 PM (k8wcX)

237 I don't believe I'd much care for Queen of Spades HQ.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 19, 2022 05:28 PM (KaCzC)

238
btw, notice how alex baldwin got away with killing someone

Sante Fe police obviously have no interest in pursuing the case,

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 05:28 PM (2YTuC)

239 ValJar was just making an OTA NPC software update.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2022 05:28 PM (bg3iC)

240 The only time I have more than one or two tabs open is when I'm writing something and doing a lot of research. Sadly, when doing research sometimes I'll open a tab and think its great info, then hours later won't even remember what the heck I wanted it for.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:28 PM (KZzsI)

241 I don't believe I'd much care for Queen of Spades HQ.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 19, 2022 05:28 PM (KaCzC)

I thought he flounced already.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 19, 2022 05:28 PM (SH2Zi)

242 In a way, it's a classic case of little head overruling the big head, but...Amber Heard is INCREDIBLY hot, so I can only imagine how hard it would be NOT to be smitten. And, I bet (at first, at least) she was a sexual dynamo.
Posted by: Moron Philosopher at April 19, 2022 05:24 PM (NI/V

And all of us guys have made mistakes when it comes to hot chicks...But she pooped on the bed. On purpose. To irritate him. That's not a warning sign. That's a "Run, and never look back!" sign.

Posted by: Wally at April 19, 2022 05:29 PM (FJYfm)

243 how all the news these days is 1) as shallow as a text message and 2) is all so dull in enforcing the narrative. Here, that there's no way Musk can take over Twitter now.

I'm sure there's a couple of counters and my money is on the multi-billionaire knowing those.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 19, 2022 05:23 PM (6W7ES)

Its also the fault of search engines. There ARE a lot of good articles and such out there, on almost every subject, but you won't find them on the first bunch of pages on search results. You only see the ones who paid the search engine... or the ones someone at the company likes. Its interesting that I can find a good article sometimes... but when I go to look for it again? Its no longer in search results.. even though if I find it again in my History, it is still there..... ie... the company buried it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2022 05:29 PM (oHd/0)

244 Sante Fe police obviously have no interest in pursuing the case,

I want to believe they are building a case slowly but by now its hard to buy that excuse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:29 PM (KZzsI)

245 And anyone that uses Azure Standard, they had a fire that destroyed the main warehouse. (it's a company in Dufur OR that sells organic food).

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 19, 2022 05:29 PM (YynYJ)

246 I see Joe's still out there blaming Putin for the economy....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2022 05:29 PM (+HFDN)

247 In fairness, jow hard is it to put an outfit together?

It is harder to not have an outfit than it is to have an out fit.

Who are you married to herb tarlk or the Rodney dangerfield character from caddyshack?

Posted by: Y5 at April 19, 2022 05:29 PM (jsyJZ)

248 I'm pretty sure that having a desktop filled edge to edge with shortcut icons is just cause for anyone setting the computer on fire.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at April 19, 2022 05:30 PM (44ww/)

249 I don't believe I'd much care for Queen of Spades HQ.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 19, 2022 05:28 PM (KaCzC)
-----------

Reminds me of a buddy of mine. After John Wayne Bobbitt got bobbed, he said, "The Duke almost became a duchess."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 19, 2022 05:30 PM (5pTK/)

250 I don't believe I'd much care for Queen of Spades HQ.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 19, 2022 05:28 PM (KaCzC)

Probably would have Jill Mannix posting links to guys all the time.
And the gun thread would turn into a sewing circle.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2022 05:30 PM (uO+/l)

251 "Remove spaces..."

No. Use tinyurl.

(As long as it's cool to tell hordelings what to do.)

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 19, 2022 05:30 PM (OssQ4)

252 232
Depp is a fucking actor!

You're being conned by an actor's performance.

Depp is Garbage.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 05:27 PM (2YTuC)

Is he good at acting though?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2022 05:30 PM (z5Vrg)

253 Mika has a purty mouth....

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 19, 2022 05:30 PM (QSjkU)

254 My ex-wife is fucking nuts. She never shit on the bed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2022 05:31 PM (5NRaB)

255 Its interesting that I can find a good article sometimes... but when I go to look for it again? Its no longer in search results.. even though if I find it again in my History, it is still there..... ie... the company buried it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2022 05:29 PM (oHd/0)

Yeah, bookmarks became superfluous when Search was at its zenith. Then they started jiggering the results and made bookmarks great again.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 19, 2022 05:31 PM (SH2Zi)

256
What is going on in the Navy?

https://tinyurl.com/y38ncmh9

Three sailors on the USS George Washington have died in less than a week. Navy says the deaths are "unrelated" and occurred in "undisclosed locations on the ship".

They have deployed a "psychiatric team" to the ship.

NCIS is working the case. Gibbs will get to the bottom of it, I'm sure.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 19, 2022 05:31 PM (Mzdiz)

257 Actually, it was Depp's entertaining friend that convinced me Heard is trash.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 19, 2022 05:31 PM (YynYJ)

258 I see Joe's still out there blaming Putin for the economy

Its amusing watching the left argue that its Putin's fault that we have such a vibrant and growing economy. They are arguing everything bad is because of Putin, but the economy is doing surprisingly well, somehow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:31 PM (KZzsI)

259 228
I always joke now that my husband could really use an adult version since he STILL can't put together an outfit
Posted by: Black Orchid

Outfit: underwear, socks, shorts, shirt, sandals, what's so difficult?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2022 05:26 PM (AySDY)

My husband still needs help. when we first got married he was meeting a customer in Vegas and was wearing wranglers and boots. I said it's really hot, do you want to wear shorts. He came back wearing the same button down shirt tucked into elastic waist basketball shorts/red high top converse and tube socks up to his knees.
I tried not to let him see me laugh. I had to give him golf shorts and a golf shirt/short socks and basic Nikes.
I still pick out his clothes when he has to go out of town after that outfit. He didn't care anyway.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2022 05:31 PM (MySN1)

260 >>>My ex-wife is fucking nuts. She never shit on the bed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2022 05:31 PM (5NRaB)

You know who else took dumps on beds?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 19, 2022 05:32 PM (QYPq3)

261 The thing is is, it is not so much that amber heard is batshit insane, it is that johnny was not the guy to ride that horse

Posted by: Y5 at April 19, 2022 05:32 PM (jsyJZ)

262 232
Depp is a fucking actor!

You're being conned by an actor's performance.

Depp is Garbage.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 05:27 PM

1- I trust Depp's friends and those around him more than Depp himself. Sure, it's been his friendly witnesses so far, but they paint a compelling picture of a nice guy who came into wealth and didn't forget/shit on the little guy.

2- A lot of Hollywood lefties are garbage. As the old saying goes, though, "a Republican is just a Democrat who's been mugged by reality". He's lived in a bubble, but I think he's learning some really important lessons now.

Posted by: Moron Philosopher at April 19, 2022 05:32 PM (NI/V8)

263 No. Use tinyurl.

(As long as it's cool to tell hordelings what to do.)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist

You're not the boss of me!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2022 05:32 PM (Msys3)

264 >I want to believe they are building a case slowly but by now its hard to buy that excuse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:29 PM (KZzsI)

Ah, the Durham Gambit

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 19, 2022 05:32 PM (xzkgL)

265 Johnny Depp learned a very hard lesson...don't trade your longtime partner and mother of your children in for a younger, hotter model. This is what you get.

I can't really feel bad for him - he ignored rule #1.

Posted by: Nova local at April 19, 2022 05:32 PM (exHjb)

266 I always joke now that my husband could really use an adult version since he STILL can't put together an outfit
---
People tell me that too. They don't understand that I'm a fashion influencer.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 19, 2022 05:32 PM (sWM8x)

267 >And anyone that uses Azure Standard, they had a fire that destroyed the main warehouse. (it's a company in Dufur OR that sells organic food).
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 19, 2022 05:29 PM (YynYJ)

Bonus points if you know where Dufur is without cheating by looking it up.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 19, 2022 05:33 PM (xzkgL)

268 Ah, the Durham Gambit
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 19, 2022 05:32 PM (xzkgL)

Two weeks

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2022 05:33 PM (+HFDN)

269 Depp is a fucking actor!

Pornstar?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2022 05:33 PM (bg3iC)

270 Are we on about Depp v. Heard again? If so, can both lose? Because I want both to lose.

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at April 19, 2022 05:33 PM (OUMaO)

271 >My ex-wife is fucking nuts. She never shit on the bed.

Posted by: M

Did you want her to?

Posted by: Y5 at April 19, 2022 05:33 PM (jsyJZ)

272 I'm personally sensitive about my own age, but I've been very upfront with readers that I'm rapidly approaching 29, and I've been upfront about that for quite some time.

-------

For about 29 years now ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 19, 2022 05:33 PM (knp13)

273 181 Dr Spank your missing some cinematic gems

Posted by: Skip

The ones I can easily view for free are : Stray Dog, Rashomon, Ikiru, Seven Samurai, Throne of Blood, The Hidden Fortress, Yojimbo, Kagemusha, and Ran.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2022 05:33 PM (XkuN6)

274 260
You know who else took dumps on beds?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 19, 2022 05:32 PM

Was it Trump?!?! It was Trump, when he pissed on Obama's hotel bed with the Russian hookers!!!!

Posted by: Rachel Maddow and Keith Olberman 69ing each other at April 19, 2022 05:34 PM (NI/V8)

275 I think as actors go, Depp is probably a decent guy, if a bit nuts and probably at least half queer. I don't buy that he beat up Amber Heard in any way, but I do buy that she's a psycho because eh radiates crazy like a barbecue radiates heat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:34 PM (KZzsI)

276 Bonus points if you know where Dufur is without cheating by looking it up.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen

Western part of the Sudan.

Duh!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2022 05:34 PM (Msys3)

277 >> Should I make the appointment? Should I get... bottom surgery?

Holy Hell.

Posted by: Alex Jones at April 19, 2022 05:34 PM (uWF4x)

278 Depp is Garbage.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 05:27 PM (2YTuC)

Is he good at acting though?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2022 05:30 PM (z5Vrg)

Gotta admit, I like him in 'Don Juan Del Marco', with Marlin Brando. Of course... he IS playing a Psycho.... sooo...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2022 05:34 PM (oHd/0)

279 Us Engineers are notorious fashion mavens. Right now I am wearing a one piece blue coverall, white socks, and tennies. If I want formal, I just add a necktie.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 19, 2022 05:34 PM (QSjkU)

280 >>>And all of us guys have made mistakes when it comes to hot chicks...But she pooped on the bed. On purpose. To irritate him. That's not a warning sign. That's a "Run, and never look back!" sign.

>If my dog pooped on the bed, I'd kick her ass out into the yard and she'd sleep in the barn.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2022 05:35 PM (Wnd0C)

281 Sessions
Huber
Rosenstein
Barr
DURHAM

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2022 05:35 PM (dscaa)

282 In fairness, the thing about the heard Depp thingy, is that she said he was beating her whe was not and he lost jobs

Posted by: Y5 at April 19, 2022 05:35 PM (jsyJZ)

283 Depp is a fucking actor!

You're being conned by an actor's performance.

Depp is Garbage.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 05:27 PM (2YTuC)
........

Depp and Heard: match made in Hollywood.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2022 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

284 Near The Dalles. I schedule techs for that area and I drove through Dufur this summer. I like that area.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 19, 2022 05:35 PM (YynYJ)

285 ValJar should wear a giant Papier-mâché head.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2022 05:35 PM (63Dwl)

286 Us Engineers are notorious fashion mavens. Right now I am wearing a one piece blue coverall, white socks, and tennies. If I want formal, I just add a necktie.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 19, 2022 05:34 PM (QSjkU)

Damn. Save some ladies for the rest of us.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 19, 2022 05:35 PM (SH2Zi)

287 >>>I can't really feel bad for him - he ignored rule #1.

Posted by: Nova local at April 19, 2022 05:32 PM (exHjb)

I mean, to be fair, Adam ignored Rule 1 pretty early on, so how are WE supposed to not when we've degraded so far from him?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 19, 2022 05:35 PM (QYPq3)

288 I can't really feel bad for him - he ignored rule #1.

Yeah exactly. Yes, she was amazingly hot but she was also blatantly bad news and crazy. Even stoned you should be able to make that call.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:35 PM (KZzsI)

289 275 I think as actors go, Depp is probably a decent guy, if a bit nuts and probably at least half queer. I don't buy that he beat up Amber Heard in any way, but I do buy that she's a psycho because eh radiates crazy like a barbecue radiates heat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:34 PM (KZzsI)

That's exactly how I feel, she's a psycho. He may very well be terrible too but I think she's worse.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2022 05:36 PM (MySN1)

290 My ex-wife is fucking nuts. She never shit on the bed.

Posted by: M

Did you want her to?
Posted by: Y5 at April 19, 2022 05:33 PM (jsyJZ)

I figured this would happen as soon as I posted.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2022 05:36 PM (5NRaB)

291 >Western part of the Sudan.

Duh!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2022 05:34 PM (Msys3)

Ooh, so close!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 19, 2022 05:36 PM (xzkgL)

292 maybe she needs to be carbon-dated... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2022 12:39 PM (ynpvh)
____________

Count Taylor Lorenz's teeth. I make her ~ 75.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2022 05:36 PM (YqDXo)

293 Are they saying that women have a problem with closing tabs? Because I have a problem with closing tabs (on my computer, not my phone), and I'm not a woman.

mrs. chronda certainly does.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 19, 2022 05:36 PM (sGtp+)

294 Adam did not have historical evidence to rely on.

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 05:37 PM (NxtrT)

295 I figured this would happen as soon as I posted.
Posted by: M

It is what we do

Posted by: Y5 at April 19, 2022 05:37 PM (jsyJZ)

296 I mean, to be fair, Adam ignored Rule 1 pretty early on, so how are WE supposed to not when we've degraded so far from him?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 19, 2022 05:35 PM (QYPq3)

Eve had her flaws, but she never shit on the apple, and then tried to make Adam eat it. And she never hit him.

Posted by: Wally at April 19, 2022 05:37 PM (FJYfm)

297 >>And all of us guys have made mistakes when it comes to hot chicks...But she pooped on the bed. On purpose. To irritate him. That's not a warning sign. That's a "Run, and never look back!" sign.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2022 05:35 PM

We don't understand. Normally we have to pay extra for scheiss-spiele, and he was getting it from a beautiful woman for free!

Posted by: The Germans at April 19, 2022 05:37 PM (NI/V8)

298 Three sailors on the USS George Washington have died in less than a week. Navy says the deaths are "unrelated" and occurred in "undisclosed locations on the ship".

They have deployed a "psychiatric team" to the ship.
_________

Sounds like suicides.

Maybe they couldn't take the Navy's lectures on why they should be gay or trans?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 19, 2022 05:37 PM (k4dH2)

299 [ Anna Puma 9]
>> And Taylor dear ... that hair style and those stripes,
>> what are you? In third grade...?

That's no cougar hunting younger men - that looks like some kind of fetish, doesn't it?

Posted by: 40 Miles North at April 19, 2022 05:37 PM (uWF4x)

300 Us Engineers are notorious fashion mavens. Right now I am wearing a one piece blue coverall, white socks, and tennies. If I want formal, I just add a necktie.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 19, 2022 05:34 PM (QSjkU)
___________

Guys in SoCal are the real fashion mavens. We were t-shirts and shorts. For formal occasions, clean t-shirts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2022 05:37 PM (YqDXo)

301
All you need are chaps
All you need are chaps
All you need are chaps, chaps
Chaps are all you need

Posted by: Beatles Habedashers at April 19, 2022 05:38 PM (a3Q+t)

302 were --> wear

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2022 05:38 PM (YqDXo)

303 >Near The Dalles. I schedule techs for that area and I drove through Dufur this summer. I like that area.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 19, 2022 05:35 PM (YynYJ)

I've actually visited Dufur, and not just because I was passing through. Not quite BFE, but within spitting distance of it.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 19, 2022 05:38 PM (xzkgL)

304 287 >>>I can't really feel bad for him - he ignored rule #1.

Posted by: Nova local at April 19, 2022 05:32 PM (exHjb)

I mean, to be fair, Adam ignored Rule 1 pretty early on, so how are WE supposed to not when we've degraded so far from him?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 19, 2022 05:35 PM (QYPq3)

And none of us ever feel bad for Adam, either...see, you get it.

Depp was a very grown man who screwed around and screwed tons of women in the 80s, and then a nice woman got him settled and into the family lifestyle. He dumped her - probably midlife crisis or refusal to stay in France - and went back to his 80s ways...

I love his acting, but you can love the acting, and not the actor.

Posted by: Nova local at April 19, 2022 05:38 PM (exHjb)

305 Communists aren't "libs", and fuck tiktok altogether

Posted by: borderline at April 19, 2022 05:38 PM (AbN6v)

306 Three sailors on the USS George Washington have died in less than a week. Navy says the deaths are "unrelated" and occurred in "undisclosed locations on the ship".
______________

*cough* in the head *cough*

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2022 05:39 PM (YqDXo)

307 Us Engineers are notorious fashion mavens. Right now I am wearing a one piece blue coverall, white socks, and tennies. If I want formal, I just add a necktie.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 19, 2022 05:34 PM (QSjkU)

Damn. Save some ladies for the rest of us.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 19, 2022 05:35 PM (SH2Zi)
***
Does your PO pick out the tie?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2022 05:39 PM (uO+/l)

308 294 Adam did not have historical evidence to rely on.
Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 05:37 PM

Depending on which story you believe, he had a 1 of 1 historical precident for crazy hot psycho girl before Eve.

Posted by: Lillith at April 19, 2022 05:39 PM (NI/V8)

309 my dad went one step further than having 3000 open browser tabs. He stored every file on his homescreen. Just 100's of word files right there...

Posted by: sockamster at April 19, 2022 05:39 PM (OuH7W)

310 Nithing says sartorial taste like a well pressed set of overalls.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2022 05:39 PM (dZLAQ)

311 Sante Fe police obviously have no interest in pursuing the case,
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 05:28 PM (2YTuC)[/]

It's a hard case to solve. I mean it's not like someone was filming the whole thing.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2022 05:39 PM (9otr5)

312 257 Actually, it was Depp's entertaining friend that convinced me Heard is trash.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 19, 2022 05:31 PM (YynYJ)

And presumably convinced the jury.

Posted by: m at April 19, 2022 05:39 PM (k8wcX)

313 I always joke now that my husband could really use an adult version since he STILL can't put together an outfit
Posted by: Black Orchid at April 19, 2022 05:12 PM (j9HX3)

That's why suits and plain ties were invented. Its garanimals for men. Everything goes with everything except that one tie you never wore sober.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 19, 2022 05:40 PM (eoQWY)

314 Well Dr Spank, one at a time so get started.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2022 05:40 PM (2JoB8)

315 Eve had her flaws, but she never shit on the apple, and then tried to make Adam eat it.

Unlike Robert Francis.

Posted by: Mrs. Beto at April 19, 2022 05:40 PM (a3Q+t)

316 >>>Adam did not have historical evidence to rely on.

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 05:37 PM (NxtrT)

No, he just happened to have perfection, paradise and direct communion with his creator. No big deal.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 19, 2022 05:40 PM (QYPq3)

317 Overalls are the Canadian tuxedo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2022 05:40 PM (5NRaB)

318 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 19, 2022 05:31 PM (Mzdiz)

Ship is in drydock... winter... ie no F'n heat and you are living in a big piece of steel...

And what the F is a RETAIL SPECIALIST THIRD CLASS? They have a Rate now for running the F'n ship's store or something?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2022 05:40 PM (oHd/0)

319 If you are riding around on a Vespa...

do you really NEED Bottom Surgery? Or would that be redundant?

Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2022 05:40 PM (nxjWV)

320 Lawrence Welk's tailer> Taylor Lorentz

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 19, 2022 05:40 PM (fj2YZ)

321 I know all our armed forces are troubled by demented and satanic brass, but the Navy seems to be basically rotten to the core and a serious mess. The other forces are struggling with proper focus and idiotic woke distractions but the Navy seems to be unable to do its most basic job of things like ship handling.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:40 PM (KZzsI)

322 In fairness. The navy does not even know who drove that f35 into the Vinson yet

Posted by: Y5 at April 19, 2022 05:41 PM (jsyJZ)

323 I tried not to let him see me laugh. I had to give him golf shorts and a golf shirt/short socks and basic Nikes.
I still pick out his clothes when he has to go out of town after that outfit. He didn't care anyway.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Okay, okay, I surrender! That getup would scare me even in LV.

I was the technical side of a sales team, the sales guy told me that the last guy he had had to be told to shower and shave before visiting customers and the sales guy had to bring in business wear for the dolt.
I got 20mins warning when we were about to go face to face on a sales call.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2022 05:41 PM (AySDY)

324 No, he just happened to have perfection, paradise and direct communion with his creator. No big deal.
Posted by: In Reel Life

You don't know what you have until it's gone. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2022 05:41 PM (Msys3)

325 gangs. gangs on ships killing folks.

Posted by: sockamster at April 19, 2022 05:41 PM (OuH7W)

326 Rabbits. Giant bunny rabbits. I keep seeing 'em everywhere, man.

Posted by: Joe Biden's sunglasses at April 19, 2022 05:41 PM (786Ro)

327 Dufur has some sort of auto rally that my stepson goes to. Azure Standard grows some of their own grain and beef.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 19, 2022 05:41 PM (YynYJ)

328 2- A lot of Hollywood lefties are garbage. As the old saying goes, though, "a Republican is just a Democrat who's been mugged by reality". He's lived in a bubble, but I think he's learning some really important lessons now.
Posted by: Moron Philosopher at April 19, 2022 05:32 PM (NI/V

_____________

To be precise, he now has the opportunity to learn some really important lessons. Whether he learns them or not remains to be seen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2022 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

329 270 Are we on about Depp v. Heard again? If so, can both lose? Because I want both to lose.
____________

A hung jury. Jury can't decide, neither side wins, and they have to try the case all over again (and pay both sets of lawyers again).

On the plus side, it will also help these two bankrupt each other faster, which is something they apparently want, so win/win!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 19, 2022 05:42 PM (k4dH2)

330
If I'm doing a patent search I'll have quite a few tabs open

PatBase
Google Patents
STNext
IPC hierarchy
CPC hierarchy
Etc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 05:42 PM (/U27+)

331
Navy hasn't release any cause of death yet.

We'll have to wait for Ducky to finish the autopsies, and Abby to do all the DNA and toxicology.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 19, 2022 05:43 PM (Mzdiz)

332 Fwiw, when Musk did heard she did not shit his bed

Posted by: Y5 at April 19, 2022 05:43 PM (jsyJZ)

333 Gosh, when it comes to fashion, well, high top shoes, (bad ankle) blue jeans and t-shirt.

If I need to spruce up a bit, sport coat over the t shirt.

If it's good enough for Jeff Foxworthy, it's good enough for me!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 19, 2022 05:44 PM (5pTK/)

334 I'll tell you what search engines really suck at, is finding copyright info on something. Is this art owned by anybody, and whom? You'd think any image search engine would have that but NOOO you have to dig and dig to make sure you're using something free use royalty free and not ripping off some artist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:44 PM (KZzsI)

335 but the Navy seems to be unable to do its most basic job of things like ship handling.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:40 PM

You try dealing with that hussy in Ops!

Posted by: OOD at April 19, 2022 05:44 PM (a3Q+t)

336 If I need to spruce up a bit, sport coat over the t shirt.

"Just stay away from the Bolivian Marching Powder, pal!"
--Don Johnson

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:45 PM (KZzsI)

337 335 but the Navy seems to be unable to do its most basic job of things like ship handling.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:40 PM

You try dealing with that hussy in Ops!
Posted by: OOD at April 19, 2022 05:44 PM (a3Q+t)
_______________

"FINE!" - that hussy in Ops

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2022 05:45 PM (YqDXo)

338 We'll have to wait for Ducky to finish the autopsies, and Abby to do all the DNA and toxicology.

So, one commercial break or about 3 hours?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:46 PM (KZzsI)

339 Navy hasn't release any cause of death yet.

We'll have to wait for Ducky to finish the autopsies, and Abby to do all the DNA and toxicology.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 19, 2022 05:43 PM (Mzdiz)

The whole reason to follow that show was the Mossad agent. Smoke. Show.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2022 05:46 PM (5NRaB)

340 In fairness, if somebody here dates heard
, should she shit your bed, if you want her to not do that anymore, just rub he nose in it, during sex

Posted by: Y5 at April 19, 2022 05:46 PM (jsyJZ)

341 And what the F is a RETAIL SPECIALIST THIRD CLASS? They have a Rate now for running the F'n ship's store or something?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2022 05:40 PM (oHd/0)
***

Well lets face it. Six months at sea and when you get back, all the protocols on amazon have changed. And lets.face.it, the navy cant accessorize for shit.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2022 05:46 PM (uO+/l)

342
I was the technical side of a sales team, the sales guy told me that the last guy he had had to be told to shower and shave before visiting customers and the sales guy had to bring in business wear for the dolt.
I got 20mins warning when we were about to go face to face on a sales call.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2022 05:41 PM

Our business is more casual but you should to make a good impression on our customers. I still crack up when I think about that outfit. The tube socks had those three stripes at the top. Like 2 blue stripes and a green stripe.
He does know to shower and shave without being told so that helps.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2022 05:46 PM (MySN1)

343 "Retail services specialist (RS) is a rating in the United States Navy. RSes are responsible for managing and operating all shipboard retail and service activities, including the ship's store, vending machines, coffee kiosks (on aircraft carriers), barber shops and laundry operations."

This rating was created in 2019.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 19, 2022 05:46 PM (Mzdiz)

344 the Navy seems to be unable to do its most basic job of things like ship handling.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:40 PM (KZzsI)

Sailors used to be a breed apart. We had our own traditions which had been created over thousands of years... we took PRIDE in being sailors, and thus mastered our craft.

Well, they destroyed all the traditions. There is no longer a separate identity for sailors... now, its just a Job, not a way of life. Thus, they no longer are masters of the Sea... and it shows.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2022 05:47 PM (oHd/0)

345 should she shit your bed, if you want her to not do that anymore, just rub he nose in it, during sex

I'm pretty sure she's the man in every relationship, the "top". She does the nose rubbing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:47 PM (KZzsI)

346 Damnit. Saying lets face it twice...thats what i get for posting with Mrs D bitching about something.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2022 05:47 PM (uO+/l)

347 Guys in SoCal are the real fashion mavens. We were t-shirts and shorts. For formal occasions, clean t-shirts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Formal occasions also require new Converse tennis shoes, high tops of course.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2022 05:47 PM (AySDY)

348 326 Rabbits. Giant bunny rabbits. I keep seeing 'em everywhere, man.
Posted by: Joe Biden's sunglasses

https://youtu.be/WANNqr-vcx0

Posted by: Just take your pills, Joe at April 19, 2022 05:47 PM (sAmhv)

349 What do you all make of Google maps deciding not to hide Russian military bases anymore?

I like the fact that it admits Google does what government tells them.

They are still hiding China and Iran's bases, you know?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 19, 2022 05:48 PM (NDGA6)

350 335 but the Navy seems to be unable to do its most basic job of things like ship handling.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:40 PM

You try dealing with that hussy in Ops!
Posted by: OOD at April 19, 2022 05:44 PM (a3Q+t)
____________

"Girls, try to avoid steering into other ships, OK? We'll have someone else actually park the ship in port, for obvious reasons, but it'd be nice if you didn't mow down another ship while we're at sea. Thanks so much."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2022 05:48 PM (YqDXo)

351 >> So, one commercial break or about 3 hours?

It may be another one of those infuriating tie-ins with the spin off. We'll have to watch NCIS

odunk to find out the results.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 19, 2022 05:48 PM (Mzdiz)

352 343 "Retail services specialist (RS) is a rating in the United States Navy. RSes are responsible for managing and operating all shipboard retail and service activities, including the ship's store, vending machines, coffee kiosks (on aircraft carriers), barber shops and laundry operations."

This rating was created in 2019.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 19, 2022 05:46 PM (Mzdiz)

/Facepalm

So now a shit job we used to give to idiots to keep them out of trouble... has its own Rate and 'A' School? Wow... vending machine filling 101?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2022 05:48 PM (oHd/0)

353 Well, they destroyed all the traditions. There is no longer a separate identity for sailors... now, its just a Job, not a way of life. Thus, they no longer are masters of the Sea... and it shows.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2022 05:47 PM (oHd/0)[/i

Oh right like cleaning rust off a ship is a tradition. Well screw your traditions old man. Take that dad!

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2022 05:49 PM (9otr5)

354
59th place? WTF? Between Peter North and I we could have brought the USA into silver and brought gasps in the ladies locker room.

Posted by: Lia Thomas at April 19, 2022 05:49 PM (dQvv7)

355 blake, you are a well dressed man.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2022 05:49 PM (dZLAQ)

356 Sailors used to be a breed apart. We had our own traditions which had been created over thousands of years... we took PRIDE in being sailors, and thus mastered our craft.

There's good reason to be proud of being a sailor, its what gives that swagger. You're battling one of the most deadly things on earth: the sea. You are alone surrounded by death and keeping your ship safe and ready to fight is your only chance of survival. Being an expert in that is amazing, its good reason for pride.

BUt I get the impression that all those skills have been downgraded considerably in priority to ... less important but woke skills.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:49 PM (KZzsI)

357 "Retail services specialist (RS) is a rating in the United States Navy. RSes are responsible for managing and operating all shipboard retail and service activities, including the ship's store, vending machines, coffee kiosks (on aircraft carriers), barber shops and laundry operations."

This rating was created in 2019.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 19, 2022 05:46 PM (Mzdiz)

we Jews made that rating up.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2022 05:49 PM (JfrFV)

358 If you get bottom surgery, tell them you want the ass of Demi Rose, ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2022 05:49 PM (F/J1O)

359 I never understood why women get so upset about men's dressing habits, standing up to eat, pissing in the yard, and farting and fanning the covers.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 19, 2022 05:50 PM (QSjkU)

360 Between Peter North and I we could have brought the USA into silver and brought gasps in the ladies locker room.
Posted by: Lia Thomas at April 19, 2022 05:49 PM

I'm Canadian, "Lia".

Posted by: Peter North at April 19, 2022 05:50 PM (a3Q+t)

361 229 Old Tyme Hockey Player Jim Lorenz > Taylor Lorenz
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 19, 2022 05:27 PM (HsAzN)

The Sabres are on the way back from the wilderness...

A shame RJ is having to retire before it happens

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 19, 2022 05:50 PM (BgMrQ)

362 329
A hung jury. Jury can't decide, neither side wins, and they have to try the case all over again (and pay both sets of lawyers again).

On the plus side, it will also help these two bankrupt each other faster, which is something they apparently want, so win/win!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 19, 2022 05:42

It's a civil case, not criminal, so not sure what the jury vote needs to be. I'd imagine hung jury, or neither found liable, but who knows. Jurors are pretty dumb. Depp seems nice and Heard's a crazy bitch. She a girl who claimed abuse first. Depp looks like an unkempt hobo. Who knows what LIVs, er, LIJs will base their votes on?

Posted by: Been on MANY juries at April 19, 2022 05:50 PM (NI/V8)

363 The, how you say, "shitting of the bed" after the lovemaking? Yes, yes, the Paolo, he does make this happen with unfortunate regularity.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 19, 2022 05:51 PM (fj2YZ)

364 208 Ready to sell my car and bike and get a really good horse. If I can't get there and back on my horse, I don't reallly need to go. Sick and tired of all these brain washed folks

don't think of it as a horse, think of as an alfalfa/methane hybrid.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 19, 2022 05:51 PM (sGtp+)

365 In fairness, if somebody here dates Heard, should she shit your bed, if you want her to not do that anymore, just rub he nose in it, during sex
Posted by: Y5

Ach, the German approach.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2022 05:52 PM (Msys3)

366 For an army guy i was very impressed with the sailors I served with aboard Belleau Wood. outstanding men and women.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2022 05:53 PM (uO+/l)

367 Hi Ben!

I forgot, I also accessorize.

Kimber Custom II.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 19, 2022 05:53 PM (5pTK/)

368 Taylor Lorenz is the first person I've ever seen who's 49 going on 17.

Posted by: Nemo at April 19, 2022 05:53 PM (S6ArX)

369
A shame RJ is having to retire before it happens
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 19, 2022 05:50 PM (BgMrQ)

__________

RJ calling a Sabres-Senators line brawl.

https://youtu.be/TzD5RF7G2Qg

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 05:54 PM (/U27+)

370 According to mynavyhr.navy.mil "Sailors in this rating will develop practical knowledge and experience unmatched in the civilian world."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2022 05:55 PM (a3Q+t)

371 blake-perfect!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2022 05:55 PM (dZLAQ)

372 368 Taylor Lorenz is the first person I've ever seen who's 49 going on 17.
Posted by: Nemo at April 19, 2022 05:53 PM

Are you kidding? There's millions like her...we based our whole brand around basic white bitches like her!

Posted by: Forever 21 at April 19, 2022 05:55 PM (NI/V8)

373 Heh... Babylon Bee just entered a partnership with Libs of TikTok. Now posting insane stupid crap is her job, so if she loses her realty work she's still got work

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:56 PM (KZzsI)

374 Are you kidding? There's millions like her...we based our whole brand around basic white bitches like her!
Posted by: Forever 21 at April 19, 2022 05:55 PM (NI/V

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Yeah, I think not.

Posted by: GloboHomo at April 19, 2022 05:56 PM (5pTK/)

375 >>>Are you kidding? There's millions like her...we based our whole brand around basic white bitches like her!

Posted by: Forever 21 at April 19, 2022 05:55 PM (NI/V

Ewwww. I'm not white!

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at April 19, 2022 05:56 PM (QYPq3)

376

what do the Brits mean when they say "let's not play silly beggars?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 05:57 PM (2YTuC)

377 "Even if they were not aware of the various "transition" doctors who've been warning that the effects of these drugs are NOT reversible, you'd think common sense would give them a clue. After all, the drugs prevent the kid's body from developing normally. How could they possibly think that can just be "reversed" later? Wishful thinking?"

These are the same people, remember, who think that locking down and masking school-age children will have no effect on their development. Or that burning down businesses does no harm, "because they're all insured". In other words, morons.

Posted by: Nemo at April 19, 2022 05:57 PM (S6ArX)

378
Also, what does "chin-chin" mean?
Same as "cheers?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 05:57 PM (2YTuC)

379 >>>Heh... Babylon Bee just entered a partnership with Libs of TikTok. Now posting insane stupid crap is her job, so if she loses her realty work she's still got work

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 05:56 PM (KZzsI)

Tell me you skipped the content without saying you skipped he content.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 19, 2022 05:57 PM (QYPq3)

380 what do the Brits mean when they say "let's not play silly beggars?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 05:57 PM (2YTuC)

Stop fucking around.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2022 05:58 PM (dscaa)

381 I wish the Brits would just speak English.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 19, 2022 05:59 PM (QYPq3)

382
what do the Brits mean when they say "let's not play silly beggars?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 05:57 PM (2YTuC)

Stop fucking around.
Posted by: ...

I'm not fucking around.
What does it mean?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 05:59 PM (2YTuC)

383 379
Tell me you skipped the content without saying you skipped he content.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 19, 2022 05:57 PM

Uh....First?

Posted by: Ace Of Spades HQ vet at April 19, 2022 06:00 PM (NI/V8)

384 By the way for Ace to post that snark about women leaving all their browser tabs open, it is obvious he is not married. Or he'd be dead.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2022 06:00 PM (JfrFV)

385 358 If you get bottom surgery, tell them you want the ass of Demi Rose, ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2022 05:49 PM (F/J1O)

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Ass of Wii Fit girl FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at April 19, 2022 06:00 PM (knp13)

386 Silly buggers is the term - stop fucking around like a school boy

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 19, 2022 06:01 PM (QZ/dC)

387 "Are you kidding? There's millions like her...we based our whole brand around basic white bitches like her!"

My bad. As it happens, all the women I know are sane.

Posted by: Nemo at April 19, 2022 06:02 PM (S6ArX)

388 Why didn't anyone tell me that shitting the bed was just an expression?!?

Posted by: Amber Heard at April 19, 2022 06:02 PM (ESjRY)

389 By the way for Ace to post that snark about women leaving all their browser tabs open, it is obvious he is not married. Or he'd be dead.
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Good thing some men aren't married to helpless twits.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 19, 2022 06:03 PM (JD3FJ)

390 NOOD

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2022 06:04 PM (5NRaB)

391 I'm not fucking around.
What does it mean?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 05:59 PM (2YTuC)

Who's on first

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2022 06:04 PM (dscaa)

392 >> I'm not fucking around.
What does it mean?

No, that's the meaning of the phrase "play silly beggars". It means fucking around. Acting stupid.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 19, 2022 06:04 PM (Mzdiz)

393 Nood.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 19, 2022 06:04 PM (SH2Zi)

394 Garanimals, JC Penney Catalog 1975, or she raided Peter Brady's closet.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 19, 2022 06:06 PM (sVtYq)

395 RJ calling a Sabres-Senators line brawl.

https://youtu.be/TzD5RF7G2Qg
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 05:54 PM (/U27+)

Thanks for that Hadrian. That was the last good team the Sabres put on the ice...till now.

These new kids are fun, and they'll be good in a year or two.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 19, 2022 06:07 PM (BgMrQ)

396 339 ... The whole reason to follow that show was the Mossad agent. Smoke. Show.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Who was Mossad trained and spoke 47 languages and knew 18 ways to kill you with a twist tie. But missed American idiom day in Mossad school.

And I say this as a fan.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at April 19, 2022 06:10 PM (IIOyJ)

397 53 Big Gender Reassignment? I believe the correct Scientific term is "Big Genitals".

Posted by: Dr Spank

Since you seem to have a grasp on the science behind it, I can't believe the #s of men and women transitioning is the same, so what do they do with the extra dicks. Asking for a friend. P.S. I understand they come by the bag?

Posted by: Shep Lemon at April 19, 2022 06:14 PM (LBiyC)

398 what do the Brits mean when they say "let's not play silly beggars?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 05:57 PM (2YTuC)
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LOL. It's "silly BUGGERS," not "beggars."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2022 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

399 Her date of birth is 21 October 1984. Her father was born in 1956 and her mother in 1955. Her maternal-side grandmother was born in 1920 and died in 2016.

Posted by: Art Deco at April 19, 2022 09:13 PM (1BrBu)

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