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Big, Dangerous, and Out-of-Control Cafe

QuebecCityaftertherainbyRomanMarutov.jpg
Quebec, City after the rain,
by Roman Marutov

What is this faucet magic?

Dog: A stump is just a stick that God has pre-buried.

this red dog is weird

f*** this game

Cow meets squirrel.

Cat refuses to get out of her nook.

Poor cat got dressed up in the Ralphie costume for Easter.

Surf and turf snuggle buddies.

Little hero's welcome.


I gotta think that they added CGI to the engine here.

Or is this legit?




Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




Comments

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1 I got nothin'

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 19, 2022 07:30 PM (QYPq3)

2 I gave my dog a new toy Sunday. I thought it would last but she managed to destroy it. It took her two days but she did it.
She is very determined.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 19, 2022 07:32 PM (eGTCV)

3 Hmmm... could check out the content, I guess.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 19, 2022 07:32 PM (QYPq3)

4 Love the Rottweiler. Naughty but adorable

Posted by: Jmel at April 19, 2022 07:34 PM (4enAe)

5 When you watch all the vids and get to the comments....

And there aren't any.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2022 07:35 PM (nJSLa)

6 Beating leukemia is dope.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 19, 2022 07:36 PM (QYPq3)

7 Did you get Paisley a Kong? Those seem to be the most indestructible toys.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 19, 2022 07:36 PM (5HBd1)

8 Quebec is pretty. Shame I'll never go back.

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 19, 2022 07:36 PM (j9HX3)

9 Funny Rottweiler.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 19, 2022 07:37 PM (eGTCV)

10 Hi Ace!
Mountains are out here in SeaTown. We will see how long our overlords will allow us to show our faces.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2022 07:37 PM (nJSLa)

11 Did you get Paisley a Kong? Those seem to be the most indestructible toys.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 19, 2022 07:36 PM (5HBd1)

Yep. But she doesn't quit. Smile

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 19, 2022 07:38 PM (eGTCV)

12 Fucking genius. Just do all kinds of illegal shit and claim your accomplices were providing legal services and can not testify against you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2022 07:38 PM (bg3iC)

13 All I know is that we called Perkins Coie to see if they would take our case. They tried to bill us $1000 for the call. We didn't pay it and we didn't use them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 19, 2022 07:39 PM (5HBd1)

14 The pizza chucker reminded me of the time The Devil came up to Boston:

https://youtu.be/zWVcIn7Q4Cc

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2022 07:40 PM (ybIRR)

15 Watched all the vids.. what a newbie!

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at April 19, 2022 07:40 PM (CjFDo)

16 The giant earthmoving equipment is pretty amazing stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 19, 2022 07:41 PM (II3Gr)

17 A couple of threads late, but here's the clip of Mika "our job" that's not zoomed in and clipped. On Rumble
https://bit.ly/mikas-job

Posted by: mindful webworker - Mika tells Ace what to think? at April 19, 2022 07:41 PM (USTW8)

18 Beautiful picture of Le Chateau Frontenac.

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 07:41 PM (V13WU)

19 Digging out that root was awesome. That dog loved every minute of it too.

and OT. Does Tucker read the GAINZ! thread for ideas? https://tinyurl.com/2p82yvdk
Twatter link

Posted by: Fool Otto at April 19, 2022 07:41 PM (DB16e)

20 I have a stump that needs to be removed. I should call up that labrador

Posted by: sinalco at April 19, 2022 07:41 PM (yODqO)

21
Wait, so he has glowing yellow beyond-cherry-red-hot exhaust pipes right next to his propane tank fuel source??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 07:43 PM (ImGzl)

22 20 I have a stump that needs to be removed.
Posted by: sinalco at April 19, 2022 07:41 PM (yODqO)

Not. Funny.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 19, 2022 07:43 PM (II3Gr)

23 IS THAT A BAT??!!!

I WAS CHATED !

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 07:43 PM (V13WU)

24 That ladder climb.

Nope. Nope, Nope. Even with two top rated carabiners and a well-fitted seat harness. Nope.

My life at vertical walls is over.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 07:44 PM (u82oZ)

25 A pair of pigeons are trying to nest in the barn. Good--squab could be on the menu.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2022 07:44 PM (dZLAQ)

26 or CHEATED, we shall use the N. American spelling

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 07:44 PM (V13WU)

27 I miss Statler, the bat. RIP

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2022 07:45 PM (H4qIP)

28
Those pipes are about 1100 degrees or more.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 07:45 PM (ImGzl)

29 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2022 07:45 PM (Msys3)

30 Dang, ace, I've been dying to get back to Quebec City for years - but I only go in winter. The old city and the Chateau Frontenac there looming up over the lower town look even better in winter.

There's a small bar/restaurant up on the upper town level, just out of the picture to the right, where I had the best croissant evah (second best was a place in Saigon). Yuuge bowls of cafe au lait. Medieval-looking street.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2022 07:45 PM (OTzUX)

31 25 A pair of pigeons are trying to nest in the barn. Good--squab could be on the menu.
Posted by: Ben Had

City chickens.

Posted by: Fool Otto at April 19, 2022 07:46 PM (DB16e)

32 Teaching/lecture gig is done.
Back to retirement.
I won't miss the commute.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 19, 2022 07:46 PM (jTmQV)

33 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 07:46 PM (arJlL)

34 gourmand, for now,maybe.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2022 07:47 PM (dZLAQ)

35 Bats!

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2022 07:47 PM (9otr5)

36 The pizza chucker reminded me of the time The Devil came up to Boston:

https://youtu.be/zWVcIn7Q4Cc

Posted by: BourbonChicken
..
That was fun!

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at April 19, 2022 07:47 PM (CjFDo)

37 Hiya TonyPete !

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 07:47 PM (arJlL)

38 Well, thought 87K open tab was going to slid into kitty vids and missed two posts. Dad gum

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2022 07:48 PM (BJC33)

39 Cat#1

Wait a minute, you're trying to give me a bath.

Posted by: DaveA at April 19, 2022 07:48 PM (FhXTo)

40 They could hire that stick dog out at $50 an hour for stump clearing around here.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 19, 2022 07:48 PM (bVYXr)

41 I knew I'd seen the girl in the Night Ranger video from the sidebar somewhere.

Turns out she was Sister Christian from the other Night Ranger video.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 19, 2022 07:49 PM (KaCzC)

42 Looks and sounds like a pulsejet. Those can get super-hot.

Posted by: spindrift at April 19, 2022 07:49 PM (fYAg6)

43 Quebec is a city I have always wanted to see but never have

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2022 07:49 PM (2JoB8)

44 Ben Had

♩ Good evening! ♬

Now I am imagining head shots on pigeons. Inside the barn. Would not be prudent.

Need nets to trap and carry outside.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

45 I like the Rottweiler's owner, sharp elbows and all.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 19, 2022 07:49 PM (qH6FZ)

46 For now, yes, BH.
LOL
The students gave me high ratings.
I'm only a phone call away.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 19, 2022 07:50 PM (jTmQV)

47 tannerite-stump be gone

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2022 07:50 PM (dZLAQ)

48 Dog v Stump -> good dog

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2022 07:50 PM (BJC33)

49 Scottish government scraps £7 million COVID passport app. The move comes following a change in Scotland’s official guidance on asymptomatic testing and the end of universal testing, which were announced as part of the government’s Test and Protect Transition Plan.
https://is.gd/vvdAQT

Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 07:50 PM (qfLjt)

50 It's a pulse jet engine e.g. the V-1.

They're really loud, unreliable, inefficient and not very throttleable.

OTOH they're really loud, melt and shoot flames

Posted by: DaveA at April 19, 2022 07:50 PM (FhXTo)

51 That BelAz 75719 is real.
Two 2300hp engines run the thing.
500 short ton payload.

Made in Belarus.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2022 07:50 PM (yeHJl)

52 Legit. That engine is a pulse jet and it is next to the propane, which likely helps vaporize the propane as it is used. Won't get hot enough to sploid the propane.
That's a stacked pulsejet engine and they do get red hot. No CGI.

Posted by: Dantes at April 19, 2022 07:50 PM (osJJD)

53 That is a painting, not a photograph?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 19, 2022 07:51 PM (5p7BC)

54 Skip

Le Chateau Frontenac was a fun and romantic place to stay back in the day. I prefer Quebec to Montreal.

Not sure what it is like to stay there in Trudeau's Canada.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 07:51 PM (u82oZ)

55 I like bats.

I like watermelon.

Win-win.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2022 07:51 PM (R/m4+)

56 Very nice photo, Ace. It reminds me that someday I need to learn why the streets and airplane parking aprons at airfields are always wet in all the movies. Even in Las Vegas in summer.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2022 07:52 PM (AMIL/)

57 The rottweiler's mom is hot!

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at April 19, 2022 07:52 PM (tDAwn)

58 No that has to be a photo

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 19, 2022 07:52 PM (5p7BC)

59 Stairway to heaven? Hell. No.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 19, 2022 07:52 PM (II3Gr)

60 Quebec is a city I have always wanted to see but never have
Posted by: Skip

"Must be an eye cold.....)

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 07:52 PM (arJlL)

61 NaCly, I don't mind them at all, In old Italian lore if a pigeon takes a dump on you it's good luck. Can't accuse us wops of being overly smart just opportunistic.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2022 07:53 PM (dZLAQ)

62 spindrift

The Military Aviation Museum in Pungo, Va has a working pulse-jet V-1 motor. They fire it up on occasion. Alas, I missed that. But they had a lot of other cool stuff. You can get close, but do not touch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 07:54 PM (u82oZ)

63 Some of you might have missed this titillating tidbit.
Things you don't want to see while flying commercial.
https://is.gd/fJKd5C

Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 07:54 PM (qfLjt)

64 Wait, so he has glowing yellow beyond-cherry-red-hot exhaust pipes right next to his propane tank fuel source??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

Considering he hasn't burned off his epic beard, he must know what he's doing.

Posted by: mikeski at April 19, 2022 07:55 PM (P1f+c)

65 Pulsejet like the V-1 bomb - simple engine and they get red hot.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at April 19, 2022 07:55 PM (ts6Zs)

66 Quebec is a city I have always wanted to see but never have
Posted by: Skip


I only got to see half of it.

Posted by: zombie Sammy Davis jr at April 19, 2022 07:55 PM (uO+/l)

67 Little hero's welcome

got a little dusty in here

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2022 07:55 PM (v0R5T)

68 "Big, Dangerous, and Out-of-Control"

That's me!

Posted by: Bwana Dik at April 19, 2022 07:55 PM (vrz2I)

69 Now I am imagining head shots on pigeons. Inside the barn. Would not be prudent.

Need nets to trap and carry outside.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

Air rifle.

Posted by: MkY at April 19, 2022 07:55 PM (cPGH3)

70 That bat was high on that watermelon.

Posted by: sinalco at April 19, 2022 07:55 PM (yODqO)

71 The Military Aviation Museum in Pungo, Va has a working pulse-jet V-1 motor.

Who names their town Pungo ?

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 07:55 PM (arJlL)

72 The doggeh is adorable. And he deserves an Oscar way more than that sniffling Will Smith.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2022 07:56 PM (5y7pR)

73 I've never been to Quebec City but have been to Fortress Louisburg.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 19, 2022 07:56 PM (UHVv4)

74 Beautiful picture of Le Chateau Frontenac.
Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 07:41 PM (V13WU)

I cross the frontier at ten.
Got a whip, in my hand, baby, and a girl, or a husky, at leather's end.

Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at April 19, 2022 07:56 PM (yeHJl)

75 Every time I see a picture of Quebec City I think too bad Benedict Arnold got wounded storming the city and the attack collapsed. Odds would have been that we captured Canada (we had already captured Montreal) and Arnold would go down in American history as a hero.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 19, 2022 07:56 PM (+3ARs)

76 >>>Things you don't want to see while flying commercial.
https://is.gd/fJKd5C

Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 07:54 PM (qfLjt)

She was just cleaning garret's mask.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 19, 2022 07:56 PM (QYPq3)

77 LASue, How are you!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2022 07:56 PM (dZLAQ)

78 Elephant balancing a log is a pretty impressive feat. Very intelligent or very practiced.

https://tinyurl.com/3cvhs7xn

Posted by: Javems at April 19, 2022 07:57 PM (AmoqO)

79 Ben Had

Are pigeon eggs edible? Because I can see a pretentious foodie breakfast place relying on you as the logistic's source.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 07:57 PM (u82oZ)

80 59 Stairway to heaven? Hell. No.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 19, 2022 07:52 PM (II3Gr)

++++

I can't even watch videos of people at such disturbing heights. The palms of my hands start to sweat.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2022 07:57 PM (T7ftm)

81 44 Ben Had

♩ Good evening! ♬

Now I am imagining head shots on pigeons. Inside the barn. Would not be prudent.

Need nets to trap and carry outside.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 07:49 PM (u82oZ)


In my early teens, I punched a few holes in my grandfather's big sheet metal equipment building, shooting at birds in the rafters with my Crosman pump pellet rifle. We'd watch some birds fly in, then run over and close the big doors behind us fast as we could. I punched a lot more holes in metal than in pigeons, swallows, and sparrows. Eventually the birds found ways out or we ran out of ammo in our pockets.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2022 07:57 PM (AMIL/)

82 Bat approves of watermelon

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2022 07:57 PM (KZzsI)

83 It's a pulse jet engine e.g. the V-1.

They're really loud, unreliable, inefficient and not very throttleable.

OTOH they're really loud, melt and shoot flames

Posted by: DaveA at April 19, 2022 07:50 PM


The British Spitfire pilots could tip a wing on the V1 rockets and make them crash. No one in England who survived the blitz will ever forget the sound of the V1 buzz bombs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWrI6UInFsI

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 19, 2022 07:58 PM (bVYXr)

84 There's a ferry from just out of the picture to the left, across the river to Levis. No reason to take it, just to be on the ice-choked river, feels like you're on an icebreaker. We'd take it over and back just for the views.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2022 07:58 PM (OTzUX)

85
Speaking of seeing things...

Are you "near-sighted?" They don't call it "near-sighted" anymore. They call it near vision. It's more pc, I guess.

Anyway, did you see the TV ad for "Vuity" eyedrops? They claim these eyedrops will let you see thing up-close, again. You need a scrip, though.

Side effects are: Headaches!
They work by Contracting (constricting) your pupils really small.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 07:58 PM (ImGzl)

86 22 20 I have a stump that needs to be removed.
Posted by: sinalco at April 19, 2022 07:41 PM (yODqO)

Not. Funny.
Posted by: Michelle Fields

Too soon!

Posted by: sinalco at April 19, 2022 07:58 PM (yODqO)

87 Who names their town Pungo ?
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 07:55 PM (arJlL)

I'll name my own damned town anything I want!

Posted by: Amos Pungo at April 19, 2022 07:58 PM (cPGH3)

88 Beartooth

Benedict Arnold as a hero is a matter of dates. He did great until after the Battle of Saratoga.

After that it was all downhill. Even the British treated him poorly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 07:59 PM (u82oZ)

89 Biden says won't appeal, but may later if needed. Fucking rudderless ship.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 19, 2022 07:59 PM (QZ/dC)

90 BelAZ 75710 - Wikipedia

The BelAZ 75710 has a conventional two-axle setup but the wheels are doubled, one to an axle, like a scaled-up International Payhauler 350.

For this reason it needs two 59/80R63 tires. It also has four-wheel drive and four-wheel hydraulic steering which is unusual. It has a turning radius of about 31 m

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2022 07:59 PM (BJC33)

91 12 Fucking genius. Just do all kinds of illegal shit and claim your accomplices were providing legal services and can not testify against you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2022 07:38 PM (bg3iC)

Courts didn't think much of Trumps attorney client privilege.

Posted by: Javems at April 19, 2022 08:00 PM (AmoqO)

92
My far vision went first, but it hasn't got any worse in the last 15 years. Now I can't read the tiny print on stuff.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 08:00 PM (ImGzl)

93 "Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult"

It's alright.

Posted by: Bwana Dik at April 19, 2022 08:01 PM (vrz2I)

94 Gref, I had a pheasant fly into the indoor arena . No gun but I chucked a rock and hit it and my Aussie snagged it as it hit the ground. Pheasant was ON the menu.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2022 08:01 PM (dZLAQ)

95 >>> 63 Some of you might have missed this titillating tidbit.
Things you don't want to see while flying commercial.
https://is.gd/fJKd5C
Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 07:54 PM (qfLjt)

I. told you. it was a gremlin!!

Posted by: Robert Wilson at April 19, 2022 08:01 PM (llON8)

96 Batty for watermelon!

Posted by: Barnabas at April 19, 2022 08:01 PM (yeHJl)

97 After that it was all downhill. Even the British treated him poorly.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 07:59 PM (u82oZ)
-------------

Nobody likes a traitor.

He either had a shitty personality or someone screwed him.

He put every thing he had out there and got no respect.


Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2022 08:01 PM (BJC33)

98 JT

From the Machipungo tribe. Vic knew them. Good people, he said.

They don't teach this in your schools?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

99 Imagine all the people that can't fly now, or travel by bus or train!

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 19, 2022 08:02 PM (KiBMU)

100 88 Beartooth

Benedict Arnold as a hero is a matter of dates. He did great until after the Battle of Saratoga.

After that it was all downhill. Even the British treated him poorly.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 07:

Battle of Valcour Island with Arnold gave the patriots time to breathe and regroup before the Saratoga battles (Bennington, Bemis Heights, and Feeman's farm.,)

Posted by: Beartooth at April 19, 2022 08:03 PM (+3ARs)

101
We haven't played the Expiration Game in a long time. Throw It Out Or Keep It?

I have a box full of Contact Lenses from 2007.
An eye doctor once told me that old lenses (still in the package) can give you an infection, that's why they have Expiry dates.

Throw It Out Or Keep It?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 08:03 PM (ImGzl)

102 Bats! Bats!! We have bats!!! O frabjous day!!!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2022 08:03 PM (a3Q+t)

103 They work by Contracting (constricting) your pupils really small.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

So they have eye drops to make your eyeballs into pinhole cameras, with infinite depth of field?

They should give some to Biden to counteract what those other drugs do to his eyes.

Posted by: mikeski at April 19, 2022 08:03 PM (P1f+c)

104 Soothsayer,OUT

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2022 08:04 PM (dZLAQ)

105 My far vision went first, but it hasn't got any worse in the last 15 years. Now I can't read the tiny print on stuff.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 08:00 PM (ImGzl)


I can see that happening.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2022 08:04 PM (uO+/l)

106 No expert by any means but the rocket car could be real as it looks

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2022 08:04 PM (2JoB8)

107 Toss it Sooth

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2022 08:04 PM (2JoB8)

108
So they have eye drops to make your eyeballs into pinhole cameras, with infinite depth of field?

Posted by: mikeski

Yes, that's how it supposedly works. Ingenious? I dunno.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 08:05 PM (ImGzl)

109 Sorry, but I just noticed this line in one of Ace's earlier posts featuring the Taylor Lorenz kook: "Last time I heard that one, Taylor Lorenz fell off her dinosaur, which bucked because her nasty fartclam was giving it hives."

Question, Ace: are you now, or were you ever, a professional comedy writer? Because so much of this stuff is, as Kenny Bania would say, "Gold, Jerry! Gold!" There aren't many bloggers who make me laugh out loud, but you lead that very small pack. Bless you for it.

Posted by: Paco at April 19, 2022 08:05 PM (njExo)

110 Damn, I need to borrow that stump dog and let him go wild on the edge of the property.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 19, 2022 08:06 PM (VwHCD)

111
OUT
Posted by: Ben Had

Toss it
Posted by: Skip

Damn. It's like throwing away $$.

These are still sealed in the package, floating around in liquid. How do they go bad in the package?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 08:07 PM (ImGzl)

112 Braenyard

We are America because of his success at Saratoga. But most governments suck at rewarding the exceptional.

Well, except for George Washington and his proven assistants. He earned that recognition.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

113
Nobody likes a traitor.

He either had a shitty personality or someone screwed him.

He put every thing he had out there and got no respect.


Posted by: Braenyard

You know who else "didn't get no respect " ?

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 08:07 PM (arJlL)

114 Toss it Sooth
Posted by: Skip

Concur

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 08:08 PM (arJlL)

115 Not enough rain to wash all the commies away.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2022 08:08 PM (F/J1O)

116 Berserker !

You're alive !

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 08:08 PM (arJlL)

117 You know who else "didn't get no respect " ?

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 08:07 PM (arJlL)

Rodney Dangerfield?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 19, 2022 08:09 PM (VwHCD)

118 Are you saving those contacts for some special occasion Sooth?

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2022 08:09 PM (vrz2I)

119 Throw It Out Or Keep It?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 08:03 PM (ImGzl)

I've been wearing the same disposable contact lenses for several months now and have a few more in packages. I just can't bring myself to throw out perfectly good contact lenses.

Posted by: sinalco at April 19, 2022 08:09 PM (yODqO)

120 Soothsayer

Money will not replace your only two eyes. Toss it out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

121 These are still sealed in the package, floating around in liquid. How do they go bad in the package?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 08:07 PM (ImGzl)

Chemicals break down.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2022 08:10 PM (uO+/l)

122 Sooth degeneration of the materials they are made of. Do not fool around with anything that has to do with your eyes.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2022 08:10 PM (dZLAQ)

123 So now Bidem is going to appeal the mask anti-mandate?

Ok.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2022 08:10 PM (F/J1O)

124 "I can see that happening."


A true visionary.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 19, 2022 08:10 PM (qH6FZ)

125 You know who else "didn't get no respect " ?

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 08:07 PM (arJlL)

Rodney Dangerfield?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Give that man a See Gar !

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 08:10 PM (arJlL)

126 111>> Damn. It's like throwing away $$.

No. Going blind from an infection would be like throwing away $$.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2022 08:11 PM (+I4ai)

127 I'm watching the Frasier episode "The Ring Cycle" right now and Roz's little girl says to Daphne's old mother complaining, "In my day people didn't drive so recklessly. And do you know why?" "Is it because you rode dinosaurs?"

Serendipity.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 19, 2022 08:11 PM (UHVv4)

128 I had to throw out most of a bottle of gorilla glue. What a waste of gorillas.

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2022 08:11 PM (vrz2I)

129 Berserker !

You're alive !

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 08:08 PM (arJlL)

Well yeah, last I checked anyway.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 19, 2022 08:11 PM (VwHCD)

130 Give that man a See Gar !
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 08:10 PM (arJlL)

Where Gar?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2022 08:11 PM (F/J1O)

131 Soothsayer

Do they have floating golden irises, like Doc Savage?

Still, toss them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

132
Are you saving those contacts for some special occasion?
Posted by: fd

I can wear contacts for about 2 hours before they dry out. So I just put on my glasses when I need them, which isn't that often. But the contacts were nice to have around in case I wanted to look cool without glasses.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 08:12 PM (ImGzl)

133 I've been wearing the same disposable contact lenses for several months now and have a few more in packages. I just can't bring myself to throw out perfectly good contact lenses.

Posted by: sinalco at April 19, 2022 08:09 PM (yODqO)


Have you picked out your cane yet?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2022 08:12 PM (uO+/l)

134 Hey, Horde. Anything exciting happen today?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 19, 2022 08:13 PM (DsygJ)

135 134 Hey, Horde. Anything exciting happen today?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 19, 2022 08:13 PM (DsygJ)

Sold my house!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2022 08:13 PM (4fSQf)

136 Now we are getting Nigerian style spam from the Ukraine. "I am a mother of two in the Ukraine and I am asking you for help with tears in my eyes..."

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 19, 2022 08:14 PM (5HBd1)

137 AlaBAMA

Excellent. New state, Tennessee, in the windshield.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 08:14 PM (u82oZ)

138 Congratulations, AlaBAMA!!

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 19, 2022 08:15 PM (5HBd1)

139 123. So now Bidem [sic] is going to appeal the mask anti-mandate? OK - Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Somebody must have yelled into his ear trumpet, "You'll look like a pussy if you don't challenge this! Corn Pop will be laughing his a$$ off!"

Posted by: Paco at April 19, 2022 08:15 PM (njExo)

140
If you use the Vuity eyedrops near-vision, doesn't it follow that your far-vision will diminish from your pinhole pupils?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 08:15 PM (ImGzl)

141 Sold my house!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2022 08:13 PM (4fSQf)

Yay, congratulations!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 19, 2022 08:15 PM (DsygJ)

142 While soft contacts don't exactly "go bad," contact solution can act as a breeding ground for germs over time. Reduce your risk of eye infection by tossing lenses that have been sitting in solution for more than 30 days. The best plan is to follow the suggested replacement schedule of the lens, whether it's monthly, weekly or daily.

Also, soft contacts that sit in solution for a long time may eventually dry out as the solution evaporates. Dried-out lenses may be damaged, so don't try to rehydrate and reuse them. Throw out those shriveled-up lenses and put in a fresh pair of contacts.
-from the internet

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2022 08:15 PM (F/J1O)

143 Berserker !

You're alive !

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 08:08 PM (arJlL)

Well yeah, last I checked anyway.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I feared the Ham Fairy had ya duct taped to a chair in her basement

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 08:15 PM (arJlL)

144 Wait, Alabama is moving to Tennessee? This climate change is getting out of control.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2022 08:15 PM (u73oe)

145 Notsothoreau - move forward

Fool and their money -- soon parted.

Bet the White House is gettin g a DDOS level of those emails. Because Slow Joe clicks on every one.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

146 Biden saying he may appeal the mandate, if needed, is further example they want November to be a blowout - they know how bad things are going to get in 23 and 24 and need the Generals, I mean the GOP to play the foil.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 19, 2022 08:16 PM (QZ/dC)

147 So now Bidem [sic] is going to appeal the mask anti-mandate? OK -
Posted by: Paco at April 19, 2022 08:15 PM (njExo)

I intended 'Bidem'. Doing what all the cool kids do and make a play on the name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2022 08:16 PM (F/J1O)

148 Oh yeah. All moved in. My house didn't even make it one day on the market before I had an offer. Got 8 more offers through today.

People are desperate to find houses now. I'll probably be in the same boat myself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2022 08:17 PM (4fSQf)

149 >>> Posted by: mikeski

Yes, that's how it supposedly works. Ingenious? I dunno.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 08:05 PM (ImGzl)


I'm really considering it. Being nearsided as hell and then presb-whatever hits me really sucked. I have 1 and only one focal range now. Having hold my head up and stare down my nose to read with my glasses or wearing the horrid multifocal lenses all sucked. If I could get an improvement I'd be glad. The results are mixed though. If you've up there in age (over 65) or had the lense hardening for a while it might not do anything. It minimises your night vision, obviously. And it only lasts 5-10 hours a day depending on your severity. It will probably eventually be approved for multiple uses a day though.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2022 08:17 PM (WCiZg)

150 I've been wearing the same disposable contact lenses for several months now and have a few more in packages. I just can't bring myself to throw out perfectly good contact lenses.

Posted by: sinalco at April 19, 2022 08:09 PM (yODqO)

Do you at least clean them daily? Please say yes. I personally can't wear mine more than a month before they start irritating my eyes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 19, 2022 08:17 PM (DsygJ)

151 Duke Lowell

Now try Obama and two or three sea level mansions. I embrace and -- he believes Global Warming and the Seas Rising, but not going to affect his houses.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

152 141 Sold my house!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2022 08:13 PM (4fSQf)
------------

Good show!
Are you staying local or heading ->?


Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2022 08:18 PM (BJC33)

153 Hey, Horde. Anything exciting happen today?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 19, 2022 08:13 PM (DsygJ)



Thor is ghay.

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 08:18 PM (V13WU)

154 Mortgage interest rates are starting to tick up. The market is likely to cool. You may have timed it just right.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 19, 2022 08:19 PM (5HBd1)

155 Good show!
Are you staying local or heading ->?


Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2022 08:18 PM (BJC33

I've moved to Tennessee.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2022 08:19 PM (4fSQf)

156 135. Sold my house! - AlaBAMA

Way to go!

I recently read about a house in my old neighborhood in Fairfax, Virginia where demand is so high, someone was willing to pay $800,000 for a house needing a lot of TLC, and which also included the not-exactly-desirable feature of a squatter living in the basement who refuses to leave.

Posted by: Paco at April 19, 2022 08:19 PM (njExo)

157 runner

Thor = Disney = gay. Not breaking news.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

158 - they know how bad things are going to get in 23 and 24 and need the Generals, I mean the GOP to play the foil.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 19, 2022 08:16 PM

According to the archive, the Generals did win six games.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 19, 2022 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)

159 Paco

Let me in the upstairs and dance to polka music. Deadbeat gone. Its a sorta skill.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 08:21 PM (u82oZ)

160 Thor = Disney = gay. Not breaking news.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

Thor = ghay = news to ME !

*cries uncontrollably

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 08:21 PM (V13WU)

161 That trailer looks horrible. All of the physical effects look cheap and plastic as hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2022 08:22 PM (F/J1O)

162 Wait, Alabama is moving to Tennessee?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2022 08:15 PM

Does he have exes in Texas?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2022 08:22 PM (a3Q+t)

163 Wesley Crusher

I can just hear the Globetrotters coach rant in the locker room later. Youse maggots lost to them????

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 08:22 PM (u82oZ)

164
I don't think that the winds in my neck of the woods have blown at less than 20 mph for the last two weeks. From all points of the compass as well. We want to put down weedblock in the garden but there's no way under the present conditions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 08:22 PM (/U27+)

165 159. Let me in the upstairs and dance to polka music. Deadbeat gone. Its a sorta skill.

Brilliant!

Posted by: Paco at April 19, 2022 08:23 PM (njExo)

166 Duncanthrax

Who does not have exes in Texas?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

167 So Biden's DOJ (?) is going to claim the CDC did follow the correct procedure and/or that Congress is not tasked with making law? Lol.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2022 08:23 PM (5y7pR)

168 >>> If you use the Vuity eyedrops near-vision, doesn't it follow that your far-vision will diminish from your pinhole pupils?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 08:15 PM (ImGzl)


It's supposed to have zero effect on all other focal distances. But some people see no benefit. Also people are a bit slower going between near and far. I always wondered why they can't just make something that softens up your lenses again. But if this works it would be nice. It has been used for glaucoma for a good while with those patients taking multiple doses all during the day. But as Vuity it is kind of expensive I think. The average price is 80$ a month with just one dose for both eyes per day.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2022 08:24 PM (WCiZg)

169 NaCly, my ex is no longer in Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2022 08:25 PM (dZLAQ)

170 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 08:22 PM (/U27+)

Hey, Hadrian! I missed you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 19, 2022 08:25 PM (DsygJ)

171 I feared the Ham Fairy had ya duct taped to a chair in her basement

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 08:15 PM (arJlL)

No, easter was at my house. I had the advantage of knowing the terrain.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 19, 2022 08:25 PM (VwHCD)

172 Paco

Let me in the upstairs and dance to polka music. Deadbeat gone. Its a sorta skill.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Never buy a pig in a polka.

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 08:25 PM (arJlL)

173 147. I intended 'Bidem'. Doing what all the cool kids do and make a play on the name. - Aetius

That's what I figured, hence the "sic"; it would have been presumptuous of me to change it.

Posted by: Paco at April 19, 2022 08:26 PM (njExo)

174
Hey, Hadrian! I missed you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 19, 2022 08:25 PM (DsygJ)

________

Why, thank you! You may be a party of one, but I appreciate it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 08:26 PM (/U27+)

175 No, easter was at my house. I had the advantage of knowing the terrain.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

lol

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 08:26 PM (arJlL)

176 Who does not have exes in Texas?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

I don't, as far as I know.

One, notably, in SF. Another... Seattle maybe? I think that's a sign that I should just stop already.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2022 08:26 PM (P4LRL)

177 169 NaCly, my ex is no longer in Texas.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2022 08:25 PM (dZLAQ)

Is he buried in an unmarked grave out on the back forty?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2022 08:26 PM (F/J1O)

178 Who does not have exes in Texas?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 08:23 PM

The secret to happiness and success is clean livin' and Texas wimmen.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2022 08:27 PM (a3Q+t)

179 Hadrian, not so. Give Finn a scratch from me please.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2022 08:27 PM (dZLAQ)

180 Thor = ghay = news to ME !

*cries uncontrollably

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 08:21 PM (V13WU)

Well it's news to me, too. Wasn't he hooked up with Natalie Portman at one point?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 19, 2022 08:27 PM (DsygJ)

181 I had my first coolant overheating yesterday driving home from Utah coming up Vail pass. My fault, my big blue beast has been using or losing some coolant and I forgot to check levels. But luckily I was at a spot with a full shoulder so I could just pull over, let it cool and add antifreeze and water and I did have just enough water to get it up to the proper level after it had blown out a bunch. That'll get your attention, losing power and then seeing that cloud billowing from under the hood.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 19, 2022 08:27 PM (3cGpq)

182 >>> Mortgage interest rates are starting to tick up. The market is likely to cool. You may have timed it just right.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 19, 2022 08:19 PM (5HBd1)


People and companies are coming into my neighborhood to buy up property with cold hard cash. Listed sale prices have gone up a 50%-100% over the past five years.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2022 08:28 PM (WCiZg)

183 Squatter doesn't necessarily have to leave.

Nice deep hole...he's a squatter. Let him stay.

No one will miss him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2022 08:28 PM (R/m4+)

184 Who does not have exes in Texas?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

I don't, as far as I know.

One, notably, in SF. Another... Seattle maybe? I think that's a sign that I should just stop already.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2022 08:26 PM (P4LRL)


However....they have an ex in Texas ! Interesting, no?

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 08:28 PM (V13WU)

185
New 5-ton AC installed. Thank God for home warranties.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 08:28 PM (/U27+)

186 That'll get your attention, losing power and then seeing that cloud billowing from under the hood.
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 19, 2022 08:27 PM (3cGpq)

That, and the smell. Like maple syrup on French toast.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2022 08:28 PM (P4LRL)

187 Who does not have exes in Texas?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

I don't have any exes, period. Which is weird, I guess.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 19, 2022 08:29 PM (DsygJ)

188 However....they have an ex in Texas ! Interesting, no?
Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 08:28 PM (V13WU)

Doesn't really do me any good.

Except the living in Texas part, that part's nice.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2022 08:29 PM (P4LRL)

189 Thor is ghay.

******

Well, that may explain why he's thor.

Lubrication might help.


(Thorry, Grandma!)

Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2022 08:29 PM (kXYt5)

190 Well it's news to me, too. Wasn't he hooked up with Natalie Portman at one point?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 19, 2022 08:27 PM (DsygJ)


I guess.....yeah, I am not a Marvel person.

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 08:30 PM (V13WU)

191 189 Thor is ghay.

******

Well, that may explain why he's thor.

Lubrication might help.

(Thorry, Grandma!)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2022 08:29 PM (kXYt5)

Damn. *golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2022 08:30 PM (F/J1O)

192 Doesn't really do me any good.

Except the living in Texas part, that part's nice.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2022 08:29 PM (P4LRL)

You know ...what to do if you ever need relationship advice, we are here for you !

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 08:31 PM (V13WU)

193 {{{ Jordan61 }}}

You are most fortunate. And low milage. (Which is known).

Hope the new job is better.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 08:31 PM (u82oZ)

194 157 runner

Thor = Disney = gay. Not breaking news.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

But only like a few seconds of gay, in a way that can be cut out easily without impacting the plot so that China doesn't block the film.

Posted by: Bete at April 19, 2022 08:31 PM (eqyIS)

195 I don't have any exes, period. Which is weird, I guess.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 19, 2022 08:29 PM (DsygJ)

Look at Jordan bragging here.

Fair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2022 08:32 PM (F/J1O)

196 The average price is 80$ a month with just one dose for both eyes per day.
Posted by: banana Dream

So if you're like me and have a blinking force of about 7 million PSI when eye drops are involved, that's about $10 a day for all the drops that don't go in.

Posted by: mikeski at April 19, 2022 08:32 PM (P1f+c)

197
Delilah went into the vet three weeks ago and weighed 82 pounds, which is 10 pounds too much. So we started rationing her food and being more systematic about exercising her on the dog treadmill: two minutes at a walk, 15 minutes at a good trot and two minutes at a walk.

She went in again yesterday for a progesterone baseline measurement. She weighed 84 pounds.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 08:32 PM (/U27+)

198 She went in again yesterday for a progesterone baseline measurement. She weighed 84 pounds.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 08:32 PM (/U27+)

Eh, she just traded muscle for fat. That is the excuse I always use.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2022 08:33 PM (F/J1O)

199 runner

We give the best, absolutely best, relationship advice.

Whew. I typed that without breaking out

LOL. *Holds sides. whimpers*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

200 She went in again yesterday for a progesterone baseline measurement. She weighed 84 pounds.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 08:32 PM (/U27+)

Progesterone? I remember you mentioning you wanted to breed her (champion), is that part of it, I am guessing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2022 08:34 PM (F/J1O)

201 Well it's news to me, too. Wasn't he hooked up with Natalie Portman at one point?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 19, 2022 08:27 PM (DsygJ)

So Natalie Portman turned him gay? Huh, I though her powers were only to turn in underwhelming performances that made her films unwatchable unless someone else heroically saved them.

So not only does she suck, she causes other people to want to suck.

Posted by: Bete at April 19, 2022 08:34 PM (eqyIS)

202 The secret to happiness and success is clean livin' and Texas wimmen.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2022 08:27 PM (a3Q+t)


*takes out harmonica

The secret to happiness and success
is clean livin'
and Texas wimmen
and BAaaaaats ....

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 08:35 PM (V13WU)

203 Justin admits mathtardia...

Maxime Bernier @MaximeBernier; 1h
5 minus 3 minus 2 minus 4 equals... 0?
That explains why he thinks the budget will balance itself

https://nitter.net/MaximeBernier/status/
1516549350209593346#m

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 19, 2022 08:35 PM (UHVv4)

204 Would like to see more of Rottweiler's mom

Posted by: ballistic at April 19, 2022 08:35 PM (oXNqT)

205 Delilah went into the vet three weeks ago and weighed 82 pounds, which is 10 pounds too much. So we started rationing her food and being more systematic about exercising her on the dog treadmill: two minutes at a walk, 15 minutes at a good trot and two minutes at a walk.

She went in again yesterday for a progesterone baseline measurement. She weighed 84 pounds.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 08:32 PM (/U27+)

Its water weight!

Posted by: Delilah at April 19, 2022 08:35 PM (eqyIS)

206 She went in again yesterday for a progesterone baseline measurement. She weighed 84 pounds.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 08:32 PM (/U27+)


she is having puppies !

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 08:36 PM (V13WU)

207
Progesterone? I remember you mentioning you wanted to breed her (champion), is that part of it, I am guessing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2022 08:34 PM (F/J1O)

________

Yes, she's in season. She'll be bred. A dual-sire litter using frozen semen surgically implanted. The sires have been dead for 25 years and are two of the greats of the breed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 08:37 PM (/U27+)

208 So if you're like me and have a blinking force of about 7 million PSI when eye drops are involved, that's about $10 a day for all the drops that don't go in.
Posted by: mikeski at April 19, 2022 08:32 PM (P1f+c)

Sounds like you need to upgrade to premium blinker fluid.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2022 08:38 PM (P4LRL)

209 Good to have you back Hadrian.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 19, 2022 08:39 PM (3cGpq)

210 She went in again yesterday for a progesterone baseline measurement. She weighed 84 pounds.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Its water weight!
Posted by: Delilah

She went in again yesterday for a progesterone baseline measurement. She weighed 84 pounds.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

she is having puppies!
Posted by: runner

Portuguese Water Dogs, presumably?

Posted by: mikeski at April 19, 2022 08:39 PM (P1f+c)

211 Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2022 07:45 PM (OTzUX)

rhomboid:

That was a cool story you shared in the last thread.

You skated against Yvan Cournoyer back in the day.

Back when our friends to the North really didn't like us on their ice...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 19, 2022 08:39 PM (BgMrQ)

212 So not only does she suck, she causes other people to want to suck.

Posted by: Bete at April 19, 2022 08:34 PM (eqyIS)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 19, 2022 08:40 PM (DsygJ)

213 People and companies are coming into my neighborhood to buy up property with cold hard cash. Listed sale prices have gone up a 50%-100% over the past five years.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2022 08:28 PM


Our neighbors sold their house two weeks ago for cash money. Just walked the dogs past their house today as they were loading the uhaul truck and there was a guy in a suit with a briefcase walking up the drive to do the final inspection. I suspect his company will try to flip that house. They bought that house 5 years ago for $99,000 and sold it this month for $169,000.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 19, 2022 08:41 PM (bVYXr)

214 My dog dropped two pounds in two weeks while eating her regular diet. Not good, she has cancer and we weren't expecting the weight loss to kick in so soon. We started adding an afternoon mini meal. Low carb though, cancer cells love carbs.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 19, 2022 08:41 PM (mNhhD)

215 Hope the new job is better.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 08:31 PM (u82oZ)

Dear {{{Salty}}}. Definitely better than the last one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 19, 2022 08:42 PM (DsygJ)

216 Benedict Arnold as a hero is a matter of dates. He did great until after the Battle of Saratoga.

After that it was all downhill. Even the British treated him poorly.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 07:59 PM (u82oZ)

Nobody likes a traitor...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 19, 2022 08:42 PM (BgMrQ)

217 Where from do fruitbats get their protein? Do they chew the seeds maybe?

Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 08:42 PM (qfLjt)

218 Ha, ha. Better Call Saul is making a guest appearance on Everybody Loves Raymond as a high school buddy!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 19, 2022 08:43 PM (UHVv4)

219 Jordan61

Indicates you're a good woman who picked a good man.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2022 08:44 PM (BJC33)

220 Ha, ha. Better Call Saul is making a guest appearance on Everybody Loves Raymond as a high school buddy!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 19, 2022 08:43 PM (UHVv4)

I like that one. "Remember when you took your SATs and you were off by one on every answer?" "That wasn't funny, I had to go to community college."

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 19, 2022 08:45 PM (DsygJ)

221 The springer was neutered in the fall and has put on weight over the winter. The old dog is not as active, so he is not getting a lot of exercise. And I doubt my ability to walk him enough. I'm trying to decide if I should try a dog walker, someone with really strong arms as Jake likes to pull.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 19, 2022 08:45 PM (5HBd1)

222 That leukemia video is old.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 08:46 PM (qfLjt)

223 New 5-ton AC installed. Thank God for home warranties.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 08:28 PM (/U27+)

I had an entire new 5 ton system done in December. A friend of mine is an AC dude, but was moving to georgia. I had him do it before he moved. Didn't know how old the system here was, but I'm pretty sure it was old enough to vote and I wasn't taking chances. Murphy's law would have seen to it that it grenaded this year, just because he moved.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 19, 2022 08:46 PM (VwHCD)

224 Have a great night, everyone.

Let's laugh at absurdities, hold those close even closer, and never take AoSHQ relationship advice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2022 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

225 Yes, she's in season. She'll be bred. A dual-sire litter using frozen semen surgically implanted. The sires have been dead for 25 years and are two of the greats of the breed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 08:37 PM (/U27+)

That seems strange, but makes sense, I guess. Kind of takes the fun out of things for her, though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2022 08:47 PM (F/J1O)

226 Nobody likes a traitor...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 19, 2022 08:42 PM (BgMrQ)

But we can count on your vote in 24, right? Cause we can't let those gosh darn Dems win after all.

Donate today.

Posted by: Mitt Romney & Mike Pence at April 19, 2022 08:47 PM (eqyIS)

227 People and companies are coming into my neighborhood to buy up property with cold hard cash. Listed sale prices have gone up a 50%-100% over the past five years.

I'm up 60% in three years. Couldn't afford my own house in today's market.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 19, 2022 08:47 PM (SchxB)

228 I'm up 60% in three years. Couldn't afford my own house in today's market.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 19, 2022 08:47 PM (SchxB)

o_O

I just checked on the one I bought June of 2021. I couldn't afford it either.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2022 08:49 PM (P4LRL)

229 I'm up 60% in three years. Couldn't afford my own house in today's market.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 19, 2022 08:47 PM (SchxB)

Same.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 19, 2022 08:50 PM (DsygJ)

230 People and companies are coming into my neighborhood to buy up property with cold hard cash. Listed sale prices have gone up a 50%-100% over the past five years.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2022 08:28 PM


Same here. I went to the tax guys last year and argued that my credit union would not give me a zero down VA loan on what they assessed my property at. I got voted down by all three board member's.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 19, 2022 08:50 PM (bVYXr)

231 I'm up 60% in three years. Couldn't afford my own house in today's market.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 19, 2022 08:47 PM (SchxB)

Won't be able to afford it in 6 months after I get my way.

Posted by: Bidet, resident in chef. at April 19, 2022 08:51 PM (eqyIS)

232
Got the county appraisal for my falling-apart hole. I never realized I was the owner of such an opulent estate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 08:52 PM (/U27+)

233 Ever since the BelAZ 75710 came out, my BelAZ 75600 has plummeted in value.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2022 08:53 PM (XG2Fi)

234 68 "Big, Dangerous, and Out-of-Control"

That's me!

Jambo Bwana. Habari?

Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 08:54 PM (qfLjt)

235 I never realized I was the owner of such an opulent estate.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 08:52 PM (/U27+)

I'm offering top hats and monocles for sale to well-heeled gentlemen such as yourself. Not cheap, true, but they look cheap.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2022 08:56 PM (P4LRL)

236 I'm offering top hats and monocles for sale to well-heeled gentlemen such as yourself. Not cheap, true, but they look cheap.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2022 08:56 PM (P4LRL)

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Arriviste!

Posted by: Mr. Peanut at April 19, 2022 08:57 PM (XG2Fi)

237 233 Ever since the BelAZ 75710 came out, my BelAZ 75600 has plummeted in value.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2022 08:53 PM (XG2Fi)

Same thing happened to me. Couldn't get much for my X-34 since the new model came out.

Posted by: Luke Skywalker at April 19, 2022 08:57 PM (eqyIS)

238 Parvenu!

Posted by: Mr. Peanut at April 19, 2022 08:57 PM (XG2Fi)

239 *takes out harmonica

The secret to happiness and success
is clean livin'
and Texas wimmen
and BAaaaaats ....

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 08:35 PM

Impressive! Clearly, you have a bright future as a lyricist ahead of you. A couple of years from now, when you're picking up your Grammy for "Best Song Lyrics", those of us here tonight will look back and say "Why, we knew him when ..."

(Sorry that you had to hear about the new Thor on this thread.)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2022 08:57 PM (a3Q+t)

240 Nouveau riche!

Posted by: Mr. Peanut at April 19, 2022 08:58 PM (XG2Fi)

241 These are still sealed in the package, floating around in liquid. How do they go bad in the package?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 08:07 PM (ImGzl)

Put it another way: How good is your insurance if they hurt your eye?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2022 08:59 PM (Kcbig)

242 237 233 Ever since the BelAZ 75710 came out, my BelAZ 75600 has plummeted in value.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2022 08:53 PM (XG2Fi)

Same thing happened to me. Couldn't get much for my X-34 since the new model came out.
Posted by: Luke Skywalker at April 19, 2022 08:57 PM (eqyIS)

I thought of the same movie reference when I read that one. Could not remember the names though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2022 08:59 PM (F/J1O)

243 94 Gref, I had a pheasant fly into the indoor arena . No gun but I chucked a rock and hit it and my Aussie snagged it as it hit the ground. Pheasant was ON the menu.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2022 08:01 PM (dZLAQ)


Good job! I'll bet it was extra-tasty since you nailed it in Stone Age manner.

(writes note to self to not surprise Ben Had on the Had property when Ben Had has a gun OR rock in hand)

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2022 08:59 PM (AMIL/)

244 I was scanning the previous threads.
WTH is the "r-word"?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 19, 2022 09:00 PM (kf6Ak)

245 Upstart!

Posted by: Mr. Peanut at April 19, 2022 09:00 PM (XG2Fi)

246 83 The British Spitfire pilots could tip a wing on the V1 rockets and make them crash. No one in England who survived the blitz will ever forget the sound of the V1 buzz bombs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWrI6UInFsI
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I doubt the Spitfire was fast enough to catch them but I think they had success with Mosquitos.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 09:01 PM (qfLjt)

247 I thought of the same movie reference when I read that one. Could not remember the names though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2022 08:59 PM (F/J1O)

I cheated and looked it up. Can't be assed to remember specifics about Star Wars since...well, 99.

Posted by: Bete at April 19, 2022 09:01 PM (eqyIS)

248 Vulgarian

Posted by: Mr. Peanut at April 19, 2022 09:02 PM (XG2Fi)

249 244 I was scanning the previous threads.
WTH is the "r-word"?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 19, 2022 09:00 PM (kf6Ak)

What Obarky said he bowls like?

Posted by: Bete at April 19, 2022 09:02 PM (eqyIS)

250 Or a re-re.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2022 09:03 PM (5NRaB)

251
Upstart!
Posted by: Mr. Peanut at April 19, 2022 09:00 PM (XG2Fi)

_________

Don't forget "bounder".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 09:04 PM (/U27+)

252 85
Speaking of seeing things...

Are you "near-sighted?" They don't call it "near-sighted" anymore. They call it near vision. It's more pc, I guess.
----
I always found the term confusing. It seems logical to think that a near-sighted person can only see well close up and it's distant objects that are a problem, yet it's just the reverse. It should really be near-sighted problem as in myopia.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 09:05 PM (qfLjt)

253 I doubt the Spitfire was fast enough to catch them but I think they had success with Mosquitos.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 09:01 PM (qfLjt)

The Spit could. I have a picture somewhere of one tipping. The pilots learned early do NOT shoot at something with a huge warhead.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2022 09:05 PM (uO+/l)

254 >I doubt the Spitfire was fast enough to catch them but I think they had success with Mosquitos.

Could even the Mosquitos catch them? I think read about a Meteor doing this.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 19, 2022 09:05 PM (KaCzC)

255 I doubt the Spitfire was fast enough to catch them but I think they had success with Mosquitos.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 09:01 PM


Yes they did.


https://tinyurl.com/386zu2pz

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 19, 2022 09:06 PM (bVYXr)

256 The last link looked like what I imagine is Amber Heard becoming acquainted with a fresh billionaire.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2022 09:08 PM (Wnd0C)

257 94 Gref, I had a pheasant fly into the indoor arena . No gun but I chucked a rock and hit it and my Aussie snagged it as it hit the ground. Pheasant was ON the menu.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2022 08:01 PM

You are officially bad-ass. I've never had pheasant. I bet it's good. I love duck.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2022 09:08 PM (MySN1)

258 (writes note to self to not surprise Ben Had on the Had property when Ben Had has a gun OR rock in hand)
Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2022 08:59 PM (AMIL/)

The great unwritten rule is NEVER surprise Ben Had unless it is a really pleasant and gracious surprise!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 19, 2022 09:08 PM (hOUT3)

259 Ok. Maybe the later variants of the Spitfire could. Top speed of the V-1 was around 400 mph.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 19, 2022 09:08 PM (KaCzC)

260 I’ve had smoked pheasant.

It was quite tasty.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2022 09:09 PM (5NRaB)

261 Bounder!

Posted by: Mr. Peanut at April 19, 2022 09:10 PM (XG2Fi)

262 95 >>> 63 Some of you might have missed this titillating tidbit.
Things you don't want to see while flying commercial.
https://is.gd/fJKd5C
Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 07:54 PM (qfLjt)

I. told you. it was a gremlin!!

Well at least it wasn't a goblin.

Seriously why wasn't she doing that in the toilet?

Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 09:11 PM (qfLjt)

263 I doubt the Spitfire was fast enough to catch them but I think they had success with Mosquitos.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 09:01 PM (qfLjt)

PUBLIC SERVICE BROADCASTING - Spitfire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u4Md_aXVJE

It is not PBS, it's a band.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 19, 2022 09:11 PM (AiZBA)

264 Why, thank you! You may be a party of one, but I appreciate it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2022 08:26 PM (/U27+)

I missed you also, and the updates on Schloss Hadrian.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 19, 2022 09:11 PM (kf6Ak)

265 Anyone traveling on I75 thru Kentucky our
Buc-ess is now open at exit 83.

Posted by: Catwrangler at April 19, 2022 09:13 PM (JFdZN)

266 Later variants of the Spit could hit that speed, but instances were rare.

Most common V-1 tipper-overer (IIRC) was the thin-winged Tempest. It was a rocketship at lower altitudes.

As always, we ought consult Anna Puma for the granular details.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 19, 2022 09:13 PM (QzJWU)

267 244 I was scanning the previous threads.
WTH is the "r-word"?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 19, 2022 09:00 PM (
I think we need to stop being so sensitive. Although
It does hurt some people that have special needs children. I have a friend that has a son with Down syndrome, he's probably 24. My other friend is over 29 and her brother is developmentally disabled and she referred to her brother as retarded and the other girl got so mad. I felt bad for her but my other friend said Fred was diagnosed as mentally retarded as a child or something and it was on.
I won't say retard in front of her because my goal isn't to hurt my friends.
Fred also will tell you he's retarded, he's 29 like the rest of us.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2022 09:14 PM (MySN1)

268 103 They work by Contracting (constricting) your pupils really small.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

So they have eye drops to make your eyeballs into pinhole cameras, with infinite depth of field?

They should give some to Biden to counteract what those other drugs do to his eyes.
----
In FJB's case it constricts his fartclam to the point that the brown stream is like a water-cutter jet. Very dangerous. "Do not follow too closely" should be the sign on his back.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 09:15 PM (qfLjt)

269 265 Anyone traveling on I75 thru Kentucky our
Buc-ess is now open at exit 83.
Posted by: Catwrangler at April 19, 2022 09:13 PM (JFdZN


They are building on of those circuses here too. Crazy big. The Walmart of gas stations.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2022 09:15 PM (4fSQf)

270 Best of all they have ethanol free gas.

Posted by: Catwrangler at April 19, 2022 09:17 PM (JFdZN)

271 I’m sure they are done building the one in Daytona Beach. Looked pretty big.

I bet the security cams in that one are a fucking hoot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2022 09:18 PM (5NRaB)

272 I was scanning the previous threads.
WTH is the "r-word"?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Ru*=!#(Da#5$kES{+

.NO CARRIER

Posted by: mikeski at April 19, 2022 09:18 PM (P1f+c)

273 Welp, one last trailer for The Northman, in which Skaarsgard Child #5 (or is it #6?), gets his Viking on:

https://tinyurl.com/Blood-Soaked-Northman

In theaters with mask-wearing pussies near you, Friday, April 22.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2022 09:18 PM (q4ZRu)

274 Taylor Lorenz is pissed that her family and friends are being doxxed!

https://twitter.com/morganisawizard/status/
1516527611517628422

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 19, 2022 09:19 PM (UHVv4)

275 Dastard!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 19, 2022 09:20 PM (UHVv4)

276 Oh, this is cool. A documentary about movie composer Ennio Morricone:

https://tinyurl.com/Ennio-Morricone-Doc

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2022 09:21 PM (q4ZRu)

277 Best of all they have ethanol free gas.
Posted by: Catwrangler

And eleventy million fueling stations!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2022 09:22 PM (Msys3)

278 Taylor Lorenz is pissed that her family and friends are being doxxed!


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So sad.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2022 09:23 PM (XG2Fi)

279 Quebec City looks a lot like Victoria B.C.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2022 09:25 PM (XG2Fi)

280 Just finished watching "Gallipoli", which somehow I managed to not see in its entirety in the 2 lifetimes (of 29 years each) I've lived.

Was really interested to hear Jean Michel Jarre's "Oxygene" as a lot of the soundtrack. That's magic for the ears is what that is:

https://tinyurl.com/JMJ-Oxygene

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2022 09:26 PM (q4ZRu)

281 Been catching up on the idiocy of what the US has become with the mental midget in the WH. Why does that retard and his minions feel the need to cater to the estimated 2 to 15% of the population that is even more mentally and emotionally unstable than he is. He already has their locked in vote. Political death wish? Fail spectacularly so that FJB is the epitome of uselessness and stupidity. Someone needs to tell the mental midget it's not a race for the lowest popularity and polling numbers in history. I'm not that naive that I'm missing the majority of US adults wanting sexualized children and masks staples to their faces forever.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 19, 2022 09:27 PM (2NHgQ)

282 I read that as Ennio Maricon.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2022 09:27 PM (5NRaB)

283 50 It's a pulse jet engine e.g. the V-1.

valveless pulsejet. even simpler than the v-1. the v-1 had a bank of reed valves on the intake. this thing uses the shape of the pipe to control the flow of the air.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 19, 2022 09:28 PM (edU/H)

284 PNWMoMe!

Please contact Mark Andrew Edwards for deets. Left sidebar.

It will be a hoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2022 09:28 PM (U2p+3)

285 My 9-year-old is crying right now, Cicero, pleading, "But doxxing good comrades is wrong, daddy. How can we allow this?" And I said, "Yes, honey, how, how indeed." Then we hugged and cried together.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 19, 2022 09:28 PM (UHVv4)

286 Been catching up on the idiocy of what the US has become with the mental midget in the WH. Why does that retard and his minions feel the need to cater to the estimated 2 to 15% of the population that is even more mentally and emotionally unstable than he is. He already has their locked in vote. Political death wish? Fail spectacularly so that FJB is the epitome of uselessness and stupidity. Someone needs to tell the mental midget it's not a race for the lowest popularity and polling numbers in history. I'm not that naive that I'm missing the majority of US adults wanting sexualized children and masks staples to their faces forever.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 19, 2022 09:27 PM (2NHgQ)


Commies need a steady stream of kamikaze pilots for mass shootings, stabbings, riots, etc.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2022 09:29 PM (5NRaB)

287 I find you can sensitively avoid the "r" word but saying we todd ed instead. as in, Joe Biden is sofa king we todd ed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2022 09:30 PM (r46W7)

288 I won't say retard in front of her because my goal isn't to hurt my friends.
Fred also will tell you he's retarded, he's 29 like the rest of us.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2022 09:14 PM (MySN1)

Oh, "retarded"
I thought it was "russian"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 19, 2022 09:30 PM (kf6Ak)

289 274 Taylor Lorenz is pissed that her family and friends are being doxxed!

https://twitter.com/morganisawizard/status/
1516527611517628422
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 19, 2022 09:19 PM (UHVv4)

Fuck that bitch. I hope her family and friends all abandon her. And next time maybe her friends will be more discerning.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 19, 2022 09:31 PM (II3Gr)

290 The what is it video?

Clearly it's Santa, getting ready to replace Rudolf... gettin a bit old, ya know.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2022 09:33 PM (oHd/0)

291 It's not to cater to the people that really could care less if you refer to them as retarded. My 66 year old cousin could care less. Retarded, mentally disabled, whatever. She doesn't care because she doesn't comprehend. It's to make you feel awful. Retarded vs mentally handicapped. No difference.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 19, 2022 09:33 PM (2NHgQ)

292 Taylor Lorenz is pissed that her family and friends are being doxxed!

Karma!
And I don't even believe it karma!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2022 09:33 PM (Kcbig)

293 Tucker....doing good journalism.

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 09:34 PM (V13WU)

294 282 I read that as Ennio Maricon.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2022 09:27 PM (5NRaB)

"A Fistful of Ballhairs"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2022 09:34 PM (6FeV1)

295 274 Don't start none, won't be none.

Posted by: Bete at April 19, 2022 09:35 PM (eqyIS)

296 It's to make you feel awful. Retarded vs mentally handicapped. No difference.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 19, 2022 09:33 PM (2NHgQ)

Sad that we let mere "words" have such power!

Here let me adjust your collar and leash!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 19, 2022 09:36 PM (hOUT3)

297 125 You know who else "didn't get no respect " ?

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2022 08:07 PM (arJlL)

Rodney Dangerfield?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Give that man a See Gar !
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He can't see 'Gars' because he's short-sighted! .... wait .. wrong thread.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 09:37 PM (qfLjt)

298 294 282 I read that as Ennio Maricon.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2022 09:27 PM (5NRaB)

"A Fistful of Ballhairs"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2022 09:34 PM (6FeV1)

I'll take How to Get The Undivided Attention of Your Son's New Trans Teacher, Miss Trixie Dix, for two thousand.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 19, 2022 09:37 PM (cupoy)

299 The only thing more creepy than a glassy eyed stare with fully dilated pupils is a glassy eyed stare with fully contracted pupils.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2022 09:37 PM (6FeV1)

300 The Conservative Case for Introducing your Children to Groomers

Posted by: Charles Sykes at April 19, 2022 09:39 PM (uWF4x)

301 136 Now we are getting Nigerian style spam from the Ukraine. "I am a mother of two in the Ukraine and I am asking you for help with tears in my eyes..."

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Soothsayer can mail her all those contact lenses ....

Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 09:40 PM (qfLjt)

302 Tucker unearthed some interesting information about who is behind doxxing of Libs of TikTok. You will be shocked shocked I tell you !

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 09:41 PM (V13WU)

303 301 136 Now we are getting Nigerian style spam from the Ukraine. "I am a mother of two in the Ukraine and I am asking you for help with tears in my eyes..."

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Soothsayer can mail her all those contact lenses ....
Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 09:40 PM (qfLjt)

Send her a link to AirBnB.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2022 09:41 PM (6FeV1)

304 Commissar. Yep. Don't get me started on the n word. I don't use it and won't but no one needs to be cancelled for using it. It's a word not a death threat. Or violence. I have no problem telling someone it's unacceptable. But that's as far as I will go.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 19, 2022 09:42 PM (2NHgQ)

305 The Bundeswehr should be ashamed of themselves for getting dragged into this.....

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 09:42 PM (V13WU)

306 282 I read that as Ennio Maricon



Lol!
Unfortunate name in the Spanish speaking countries. The jokes write themselves.

Posted by: Floridachick at April 19, 2022 09:43 PM (GujP2)

307 301 136 Now we are getting Nigerian style spam from the Ukraine. "I am a mother of two in the Ukraine and I am asking you for help with tears in my eyes..."

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Soothsayer can mail her all those contact lenses ....
Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 09:40 PM (qfLjt)

Theres a commercial Bleg on Fox that starts with the German Holocaust, then talks about 'Jews' in Ukraine, saying Putin is the same as Hitler, so you need to send them money.

Pretty much pisses me off. They will do ANYTHING for money.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2022 09:43 PM (oHd/0)

308 Tucker unearthed some interesting information about who is behind doxxing of Libs of TikTok. You will be shocked shocked I tell you !

It was grampa.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at April 19, 2022 09:44 PM (Xrfse)

309 "Hi, I am Ukranian princess in need to immediate funds, please send dollars to cover all modalities and remain rich...'

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 09:44 PM (V13WU)

310 302Tucker unearthed some interesting information about who is behind doxxing of Libs of TikTok. You will be shocked shocked I tell you
Posted by: runner



The German government?

Posted by: Floridachick at April 19, 2022 09:44 PM (GujP2)

311 144 Wait, Alabama is moving to Tennessee? This climate change is getting out of control.
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Well you do know that Florida got tired of hurricanes and moved up near the Canadian border. I have a map somewhere like that. Also CNN moved Japan on top of Madagascar or something.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 09:44 PM (qfLjt)

312 Sergei and Evgeni need new track suits.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2022 09:46 PM (5NRaB)

313 Here's a messed up teaser trailer for a horror movie called "Dashcam":

https://tinyurl.com/Dashcam-Teaser


Probably should be called "Jump Scares!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2022 09:46 PM (q4ZRu)

314 Elon Musk says he could make catgirl sex robots if he wanted to.

...M*****f*****, stop holding out and do it and I'll never make another Tesla joke again.

Posted by: Bete at April 19, 2022 09:46 PM (eqyIS)

315 ucker unearthed some interesting information about who is behind doxxing of Libs of TikTok. You will be shocked shocked I tell you !

It was grampa.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at April 19, 2022 09:44 PM (Xrfse)


Grandpa's people...calling in favors from overseas...

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 09:46 PM (V13WU)

316 >>> 307 301 136 Now we are getting Nigerian style spam from the Ukraine. "I am a mother of two in the Ukraine and I am asking you for help with tears in my eyes..."

----
Soothsayer can mail her all those contact lenses ....
Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 09:40 PM (qfLjt)

Theres a commercial Bleg on Fox that starts with the German Holocaust, then talks about 'Jews' in Ukraine, saying Putin is the same as Hitler, so you need to send them money.

Pretty much pisses me off. They will do ANYTHING for money.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2022 09:43 PM (oHd/0)

Does *anyone* believe *any* of the money is really going where the donors think it is?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 19, 2022 09:47 PM (llON8)

317 too many g*damn Skaarsgards

enough already

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 19, 2022 09:47 PM (sJHOI)

318 The German government?
Posted by: Floridachick at April 19, 2022 09:44 PM (GujP2)


they are executing, but the call was placed from closer to home

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 09:47 PM (V13WU)

319 153 Hey, Horde. Anything exciting happen today?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 19, 2022 08:13 PM (DsygJ)


Thor is ghay.
----
Is it ghay or is it cleaved and cracked?

Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 09:48 PM (qfLjt)

320
Soothsayer can mail her all those contact lenses ....
Posted by: Ciampino

I'll send the bottle of old barbecue sauce, too, because I'm a giver.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 09:48 PM (ImGzl)

321 The funny thing is the other spam we are getting in the forms looks Russian.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 19, 2022 09:48 PM (5HBd1)

322 314 Elon Musk says he could make catgirl sex robots if he wanted to.

...M*****f*****, stop holding out and do it and I'll never make another Tesla joke again.
Posted by: Bete at April 19, 2022 09:46 PM (eqyIS)

On hearing this, Jeff Bezos began furiously duct-taping costume ears and a fleshlight to a Roomba....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2022 09:48 PM (6FeV1)

323 Been dealing with a company over an issue with an item I purchased through Amazon. From the first email I knew their customer service people weren't US based. Chinese I'm sure. I know the contacts name isn't actually Green. However it's the best customer I've experienced outside of dealing with the people at USAA. They may from a commie dictatorship country but their customer service is fabulous.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 19, 2022 09:49 PM (2NHgQ)

324 Biden was always a thug.

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 09:49 PM (V13WU)

325 Posted by: Bete at April 19, 2022 09:46 PM (eqyIS)

Is there a pre-order list?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 19, 2022 09:50 PM (hOUT3)

326 For the price of a cup of coffee per day, you too can sponsor a hot, nubile Ukrainian chick.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 19, 2022 09:50 PM (II3Gr)

327 324 Biden was always a thug.
Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 09:49 PM (V13WU)

Dr. Jill is a pimp.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2022 09:50 PM (6FeV1)

328 316 This too is the story of the GoPe.

Posted by: Bete at April 19, 2022 09:50 PM (eqyIS)

329 I won't say retard in front of her because my goal isn't to hurt my friends.
Fred also will tell you he's retarded, he's 29 like the rest of us.
Posted by: CaliGirl

I had an uncle with Down's. After a particularly imbecilic utterance by anyone, he'd say:

"Wow, and they say I'm retarded!"

A great man - very much missed by all of his nieces and nephews.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2022 09:51 PM (Msys3)

330 Anyway, did you see the TV ad for "Vuity" eyedrops? They claim these eyedrops will let you see thing up-close, again. You need a scrip, though.

Side effects are: Headaches!
They work by Contracting (constricting) your pupils really small.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 19, 2022 07:58 PM (ImGzl)

Or you could just take the thing you're looking at outside in the sunlight.

Posted by: Emmie at April 19, 2022 09:51 PM (t62xj)

331 >>> 323 Been dealing with a company over an issue with an item I purchased through Amazon. From the first email I knew their customer service people weren't US based. Chinese I'm sure. I know the contacts name isn't actually Green. However it's the best customer I've experienced outside of dealing with the people at USAA. They may from a commie dictatorship country but their customer service is fabulous.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 19, 2022 09:49 PM (2NHgQ)

So true!

Posted by: Eric Swallowswell at April 19, 2022 09:51 PM (llON8)

332 326 Homemade, gas station or Starbucks?

Posted by: Bete at April 19, 2022 09:51 PM (eqyIS)

333 156 135. Sold my house! - AlaBAMA

Way to go!

I recently read about a house in my old neighborhood in Fairfax, Virginia where demand is so high, someone was willing to pay $800,000 for a house needing a lot of TLC, and which also included the not-exactly-desirable feature of a squatter living in the basement who refuses to leave.

----
Have they tried chemical warfare: teargas, stinky gas?
Or biological: rattlesnakes, rats?

Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 09:51 PM (qfLjt)

334 please send dollars to cover all modalities and remain rich...'
Posted by: runner

Oh, I'll cover your modalities all right.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2022 09:53 PM (Msys3)

335 >>> 333 156 135. Sold my house! - AlaBAMA

Way to go!

I recently read about a house in my old neighborhood in Fairfax, Virginia where demand is so high, someone was willing to pay $800,000 for a house needing a lot of TLC, and which also included the not-exactly-desirable feature of a squatter living in the basement who refuses to leave.

----
Have they tried chemical warfare: teargas, stinky gas?
Or biological: rattlesnakes, rats?
Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 09:51 PM (qfLjt)

Did the prospective buyer have a multi-syllable last name ending in a vowel?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 19, 2022 09:53 PM (llON8)

336 The pizza chucker reminded me of the time The Devil came up to Boston:

https://youtu.be/zWVcIn7Q4Cc
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2022 07:40 PM

That was the most Boston thing I've seen all day. Wicked pissah.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2022 09:54 PM (RkC6l)

337 Funny, not funny, but through a long sequence of events I found a utoobe of "Men of Harlech".

I find I am playing it over and over, and every time I listen to it, am thinking that "we" need to learn the words to that song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRtnWVvDX6k

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 19, 2022 09:54 PM (hOUT3)

338 Oh, I'll cover your modalities all right.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2022 09:53 PM (Msys3)



*Jedi wave

You want both your kidney intact...

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 09:55 PM (V13WU)

339 *kidneys

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 09:55 PM (V13WU)

340 Just call us the Green brothers.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at April 19, 2022 09:56 PM (Xrfse)

341 Secure the basement and throw 3-4 rattlesnakes down the cellar stairs. Rid of them one way or another.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2022 09:56 PM (5NRaB)

342 Hrothgar isn't there really only one version of that song, the one from Zulu? I mean, the only one needed.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2022 09:56 PM (OTzUX)

343 Does *anyone* believe *any* of the money is really going where the donors think it is?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 19, 2022 09:47 PM (llON

Helena, you know your can trust Hrothgar Charities LLC!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 19, 2022 09:57 PM (hOUT3)

344 Anything Fenway Park I have to watch, no matter how silly.

Dad, who was from Western Mass, took me to a game at Fenway between the BoSox and the Detroit Tigers in 1975. I was 12 years old and just goggle-eyed when I walked in, sort of like Barely Animatronic Plank of Wood Kevin Costner in Field of Dreams. The names of the players resonate in my mind when I think of that place.

What a place. Been a Red Sox fan my entire life. Glad Dad lived long enough to see them finally win the World Series, THREE TIMES!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2022 09:58 PM (q4ZRu)

345 Wait, wait....

You mean I could trade this ukrainian chick i got lying around for 365 cups of coffee?

Sweet!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2022 09:58 PM (6FeV1)

346 189 Thor is ghay.

******

Well, that may explain why he's thor.

Lubrication might help.


(Thorry, Grandma!)
----
Yeah but warning not to put the KY Jelly on toast (or French Toast).

Posted by: Ciampino at April 19, 2022 09:58 PM (qfLjt)

347 St. Jude Children's Research Hospital is getting into the Ukraine vibe as well.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2022 09:58 PM (63Dwl)

348 Dr. Jill could've never outfought Santino.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2022 09:59 PM (u73oe)

349
Last time I looked, my ex was in Florida. No surprise there.

I last spoke to her close to twenty years ago. I got a call from her at my workplace (it used to be hers, too). Lotsa hemming and hawing, "Hi, it's me ... we used to be married ... [ WTF? no shit! ] ... water over the bridge / under the dam ..." I cut to the chase: "Are you asking me for an annulment?" [ her, surprised ] "Yes, the church ... " Me: "I'd be happy to do it - send me the papers." Got the papers, told my side of the story (which was NOT something that reflected well on her, but facts are facts), returned them in one week, got the oh-so-official pronouncement from the Catholic Diocese of Philadelphia within the month.

The one thing that puzzled me for the briefest of time was why she bothered to seek the annulment in the first place. Both of us had remarried already.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2022 09:59 PM (pNxlR)

350 Hrothgar isn't there really only one version of that song, the one from Zulu? I mean, the only one needed.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2022 09:56 PM (OTzUX)

I found this one (done in the Rourke's Drift chapel I believe), but never found the Zulu version. I need to do some more research!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 19, 2022 10:01 PM (hOUT3)

351 Men of Harlech is basically the unofficial national anthem of Wales, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2022 10:02 PM (6FeV1)

352 The one thing that puzzled me for the briefest of time was why she bothered to seek the annulment in the first place.


bigamy ?

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 10:02 PM (V13WU)

353 YouTube wants me to take a quiz to find out if I'm gay.

Posted by: Emmie at April 19, 2022 10:03 PM (t62xj)

354 NTTIAWWT !

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 10:03 PM (V13WU)

355 YouTube wants me to take a quiz to find out if I'm gay.

No matter how you answer, they will decide that it's "yes".

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at April 19, 2022 10:04 PM (Xrfse)

356 353 YouTube wants me to take a quiz to find out if I'm gay.
Posted by: Emmie at April 19, 2022 10:03 PM (t62xj)

That's just an ad for Crocs. Click skip. You'll be fine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2022 10:05 PM (6FeV1)

357 YouTube wants me to take a quiz to find out if I'm gay.
Posted by: Emmie at April 19, 2022 10:03 PM (t62xj)


🤣 🤣

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2022 10:05 PM (V13WU)

358 "Do you currently own one or more gasoline-powered string trimmers?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2022 10:07 PM (6FeV1)

359
I find I am playing it over and over, and every time I listen to it, am thinking that "we" need to learn the words to that song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRtnWVvDX6k
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten

That's quite a difference from the lyrics presented in the film "Zulu". No complaint about either version, though. Make sure you have enough top tenors ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2022 10:07 PM (pNxlR)

360
Lyrics for "Men of Harlech" as sung in "Zulu' --

https://www.musixmatch.com/lyrics/
The-City-of-Prague-Philharmonic-Orchestra/
Zulu-Men-of-Harlech

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2022 10:10 PM (pNxlR)

361
The one thing that puzzled me for the briefest of time was why she bothered to seek the annulment in the first place.

bigamy ?
Posted by: runner

Nope. Not a chance.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2022 10:12 PM (pNxlR)

362 Lyrics for "Men of Harlech" as sung in "Zulu' --

https://www.musixmatch.com/lyrics/
The-City-of-Prague-Philharmonic-Orchestra/
Zulu-Men-of-Harlech

* * *

I already posted the Zulu Men of Harlech above but here it is again. Ten minute clip starting with the Zulu war chant.

https://tinyurl.com/22duhyzw

Posted by: Beartooth at April 20, 2022 12:17 AM (+3ARs)

363 That rocket go cart is powered by 3 pulse jet engines… a different version of the pulse jet engine was used to power the buzz bomb developed by the Nazis late in WWII. They are WAY cheaper to make than a turbojet engine, but also less powerful. And no CGI needed… they glow red hot when operating.

Posted by: Clay at April 20, 2022 12:17 PM (nZzCh)

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