aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Bunnygate Cafe
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"Sir, I'm going to need you to stop talking about Kabul
and quietly come with me."
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"Please, sir, it's for the sake of national security,
I assure you. I'll explain over a glass of chocolate milk."
Daily Mail is covering Bunnygate with Zapruder-like detail. He's just not allowed to talk anymore, is he?
The Bunny was... Biden's Director of Message Planning, Megan Hayes:
.@POTUS @FLOTUS SURPRISE! pic.twitter.com/tE1dvRYkj6
— Meghan Hays (@MegHays46) April 18, 2022
a source familiar tells me that Meghan Hays, special assistant to the president and director of message planning, is one of the two bunnies https://t.co/ZRn82Att0j
— AlexGangitano (@AlexGangitano) April 18, 2022
It's like his arch nemesis showed up. pic.twitter.com/YjP0MFNIf6
— Brett R. Smith (@BrettRSmith76) April 18, 2022
A bird discovers golf balls can bounce. Now it cannot stop playing.𓅦🎱⛳😍😅 pic.twitter.com/ixRD05QmvV
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 16, 2022
— cats with jobs (@CatWorkers) April 16, 2022
Quit it..I'm trying to sleep here..🐕🐾🐈💤😂😂 pic.twitter.com/08UfDmwrtU
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 18, 2022
Yoga bear.. 😂
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) April 18, 2022
🎥 @exploreorg pic.twitter.com/PMBdRxfbJF
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2022 07:31 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 18, 2022 07:32 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 18, 2022 07:32 PM (D7kgp)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 18, 2022 07:32 PM (JVCkA)
Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2022 07:33 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 18, 2022 07:33 PM (JVCkA)
Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2022 07:34 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2022 07:34 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 18, 2022 07:34 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2022 07:36 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 18, 2022 07:36 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2022 07:36 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 18, 2022 07:36 PM (eGTCV)
Look at those idiots all around Joe....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2022 07:37 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2022 07:37 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 18, 2022 07:37 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 18, 2022 07:38 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at April 18, 2022 07:39 PM (Ajt8v)
I can't believe the media is still happy to cover for this fucktard. Suicidal is all I can think. Hate their families and friends.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 18, 2022 07:39 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2022 07:39 PM (Xrfse)
These days I wonder how people can think this man was elected to any office at all.
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at April 18, 2022 07:39 PM (4TZI4)
History DOES repeat itself, the second time as farce.
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 18, 2022 07:39 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 18, 2022 07:39 PM (wAnMi)
Ideology trumps all.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 18, 2022 07:40 PM (D7kgp)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2022 07:40 PM (HsAzN)
The bird isn't playing. He's trying to kill/crack the food.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 18, 2022 07:41 PM (vjnX/)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2022 07:41 PM (uO+/l)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 18, 2022 07:41 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: kraken at April 18, 2022 07:41 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2022 07:42 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 18, 2022 07:42 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2022 07:42 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 18, 2022 07:42 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 18, 2022 07:42 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2022 07:43 PM (HsAzN)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at April 18, 2022 07:43 PM (+56GQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2022 07:43 PM (JfrFV)
Posted by: wth at April 18, 2022 07:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2022 07:43 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2022 07:43 PM (JfrFV)
Or did we just witness some of that dementia hallucination stuff again?
Then again, maybe the kid was a midget from Fox News?
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 18, 2022 07:44 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2022 07:44 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at April 18, 2022 07:44 PM (Xrfse)
I can't get over Dr No being 60 years old and still a cooler movie than the shit today.
Here's a nice scene:
https://youtu.be/Ono-pu9ON6I
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 18, 2022 07:44 PM (vjnX/)
Posted by: dantesed at April 18, 2022 07:44 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at April 18, 2022 07:45 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2022 07:46 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: wth at April 18, 2022 07:46 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2022 07:46 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2022 07:46 PM (JfrFV)
Ya all...
Clearly out to get us Democrat Presidents.
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at April 18, 2022 07:45 PM (oHd/0)
-----------------------
You've no idea...
Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at April 18, 2022 07:46 PM (CAJOC)
*watches bird playing with golf ball*
*lightbulb light ups over head*
*calls ACME to order shipment of exploding golf balls*
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at April 18, 2022 07:46 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Cory C at April 18, 2022 07:46 PM (ABfAk)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 18, 2022 07:46 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2022 07:46 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 18, 2022 07:46 PM (bVYXr)
I can't get over Dr No being 60 years old and still a cooler movie than the shit today.
Here's a nice scene:
https://youtu.be/Ono-pu9ON6I
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 18, 2022 07:44 PM (vjnX/)
So much of the sixties was, I guess, " fresh". The music, the movies, the literature. A little spillover into the seventies too. Now, well it speaks for itself. Mostly derivative.
Posted by: kraken at April 18, 2022 07:47 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 18, 2022 07:47 PM (uldoW)
Posted by: wth at April 18, 2022 07:46 PM (v0R5T)
He looks like he is 105?
WTF is up with his skin?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2022 07:47 PM (JfrFV)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 18, 2022 07:47 PM (8AONa)
Inquiring minds want to know about just how far this cipher has to stoop for her sinecure.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2022 07:47 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 18, 2022 07:48 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Sgt Carter at April 18, 2022 07:48 PM (vjnX/)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 18, 2022 07:49 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: dantesed
=====
Find a job you love . . .
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 18, 2022 07:49 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: DaveA at April 18, 2022 07:49 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 18, 2022 07:49 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: wth at April 18, 2022 07:46 PM (v0R5T)
He looks like he is 105?
WTF is up with his skin?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2022 07:47 PM (JfrFV)
Captain, you don't meet many crackheads in your line of work, I do. Dey is some ugly people.
Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2022 07:49 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2022 07:49 PM (6eRlp)
"Beau, Beau, is that you?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2022 07:49 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2022 07:49 PM (HsAzN)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 18, 2022 07:49 PM (IZ9rT)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 18, 2022 07:50 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 18, 2022 07:50 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2022 07:49 PM (0OP+5)
Yes not to many crackheads, but all to many snowflakes and buttercups
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2022 07:50 PM (JfrFV)
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2022 07:51 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2022 07:51 PM (LF5cC)
Posted by: Chonah Choldburg at April 18, 2022 07:51 PM (p6Md5)
Clown World indeed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 18, 2022 07:51 PM (AFTUL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2022 07:52 PM (LF5cC)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2022 07:52 PM (HsAzN)
"I know, let's get Brandon out among ordinary people with the Easter Bunny!"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 18, 2022 07:52 PM (5pTK/)
Good for him. You deserved it.
Tomorrow? Back to the old grindstone. And remember to aim low, they're riding shetland ponies.
*one of my favorite nics btw*
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2022 07:52 PM (F0YaR)
"We are not sending the president to Ukraine. That is not in the plans for the president of the United States. We should all be maybe relieved about that."
Wonder who this "we" is.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2022 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: DaveA at April 18, 2022 07:53 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: gycincy at April 18, 2022 07:53 PM (sPLoY)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2022 07:49 PM (HsAzN)
Yes! That darn Trumpian media is videoshopping these live events to discredit the real pResident!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 18, 2022 07:53 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2022 07:53 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 18, 2022 07:54 PM (JQ81d)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 18, 2022 07:54 PM (eGTCV)
They are a bit monomaniacal, I am told.
They are also a relative of the "Terror Birds" the Phorusrhacus family (I had to look it up, Titanis walleri is the one that is referred to from north America) that were about the size of an ostrich and had the big beak and were a pretty impressive predator in the Pliocene
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2022 07:54 PM (xhaym)
David French has to have something to say about the Easter Bunny and Senile Joe.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April
"Read my column - "Blessings of Liberty, Curses of Fate" - in this week's French Press, to find out why the Biden Administration employs disgusting females for the job of dressing as beloved cultural symbols in the presence of small children, instead of creepy old men, as G-d's nature intended."
Posted by: David French at April 18, 2022 07:54 PM (UGDPW)
Shemesh, who is a fan of the late paratrooper, noted that the date on the gravestone was Tamuz 21 when in fact, Szenes was born on Tamuz 11. She immediately notified the Defense Ministry, and the date was corrected.
Hannah Szenes was a Jewish Hungarian paratrooper who fought the Nazis in World War II. She was eventually captured and sentenced to death at the age of 23. She is buried in the Mount Herzl cemetery alongside many Israeli fallen soldiers.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2022 07:55 PM (JfrFV)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 18, 2022 07:55 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: the dandy at April 18, 2022 07:55 PM (JqGnL)
"HI, little girl. I have a bunny in my van. Do you want to play with it?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2022 07:55 PM (/U27+)
"The Big Guy said that he had a team hiding crack eggs on the lawn!"
"No, Beau, he said that he had a 'crack team hiding eggs on the lawn'."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2022 07:55 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 18, 2022 07:55 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 18, 2022 07:44 PM (vjnX/)
Good clip of "Dr. No", Soothsayer. I've seen that film a dozen times and never realized that Bond's second shot was to the ass.
Posted by: creeper at April 18, 2022 07:56 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2022 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)
Same guys that made Steve Gutenberg a star?
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 07:56 PM (iLImt)
That line did jump right out at me as well. Psaki psaying the quiet part out loud.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2022 07:56 PM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 18, 2022 07:56 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 18, 2022 07:56 PM (mNhhD)
Shocka!!!
SNL actually has a funny Weekend Update segment, including jokes about Punchy!
https://twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/1515567176056508416
Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2022 07:56 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 18, 2022 07:56 PM (eGTCV)
FJB
Posted by: torabora at April 18, 2022 07:56 PM (nyOOx)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 18, 2022 07:57 PM (BjGT6)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 18, 2022 07:57 PM (66jxp)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2022 07:57 PM (xhaym)
from where the sun now stands, it's just bizniss as usual. meh.
*spits*
*goes for a nother Hamm's*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 18, 2022 07:57 PM (IZ9rT)
Meghan MCCain is pretty clueless, isn't
she?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2022 07:58 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 18, 2022 07:58 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 18, 2022 07:58 PM (307UP)
>>Shocka!!! SNL actually has a funny Weekend Update segment, including jokes about Punchy!
SNL opened the show by mocking Trump, SNL has garbage ratings and nobody watches past the open.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 18, 2022 07:58 PM (AFTUL)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 18, 2022 07:58 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at April 18, 2022 07:58 PM (mNhhD)
They are a bit monomaniacal, I am told.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2022 07:54 PM (xhaym)
*Imagines a bird rubbing it's wings together while cackling maniacally*
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 07:59 PM (iLImt)
Posted by: Javems at April 18, 2022 07:59 PM (AmoqO)
That line did jump right out at me as well. Psaki psaying the quiet part out loud.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2022 07:56 PM
"We" does not include the President of the United States. Good to know that the actual president of the United States has zero input on where he goes.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 18, 2022 07:59 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2022 07:59 PM (LF5cC)
In the meantime, seething with rage, Arkansas Biden Baby lays out plans for its day of revenge ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2022 07:59 PM (pNxlR)
WTF is up with his skin?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
You age quicky on a diet of crack, meth, and underaged hookers.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2022 07:59 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Chonah Choldburg at April 18, 2022 07:51 PM (p6Md5)
That's a real headline, and spectacular... but he had to ask his wife's favorite bull for permission to publish it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2022 07:59 PM (F0YaR)
Frau Professor Doctor Jill's dresses courtesy of the tablecloth section at Bed Bath and Beyond.
Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2022 08:00 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2022 08:00 PM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2022 08:00 PM (2JoB8)
"I know, let's get Brandon out among ordinary people with the Easter Bunny!"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 18, 2022 07:52 PM (5pTK/)
Well, when the entire WH BrainTrust has to share two functioning neurons, you gotta make allowances.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2022 08:01 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2022 07:59 PM (sAmhv)
See I'd have thought the underage hooks would have slowed the aging.
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 08:01 PM (iLImt)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 18, 2022 08:01 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2022 08:01 PM (LF5cC)
Please? Pretty please? Airdrop right into Keeeeeeev.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 18, 2022 08:01 PM (II3Gr)
OOOOOHHHHH, I'M SO SAHHWEE TO INTERRUPT!"
Posted by: Tasty Burger at April 18, 2022 08:02 PM (N/oGZ)
That line did jump right out at me as well. Psaki psaying the quiet part out loud.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2022 07:56 PM]/i]
I also liked the acknowledgement of his incompetence and fumbling in "We should all be maybe relieved about that.".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2022 08:02 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2022 08:02 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Retief at April 18, 2022 08:02 PM (vSlT4)
I mean, our stature in the world is restored, and stuff.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 18, 2022 08:02 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Eromero
Congrats on no fatalities!
Now: is the car, house, and garage okay too?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2022 08:03 PM (7j1dU)
https://youtu.be/HhzGSQwVa9I
The Easter Bunny Hates You
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 08:03 PM (bjkrH)
https://tinyurl.com/42cmrpzh
Posted by: Javems at April 18, 2022 08:03 PM (AmoqO)
I think Putin knows he's much better off with that senile deluded old fossil of a corrupt pervert in office.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 18, 2022 08:03 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2022 08:03 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2022 08:04 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2022 08:04 PM (LF5cC)
1) I stand with Ukraine. Nuke the Slavs!
2) Trump is a poopiehead! And I'm a legal expert so you literally are not allowed to disagree with me!
3) I just got promoted from principal senior project manager to senior principal project manager!
4) Remember you are allowed to think whatever you want...as long as you don't think a tranny isn't a woman! You go girl!
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2022 08:04 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
Probably because of the Scotch.
Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2022 08:04 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2022 08:04 PM (Msys3)
https://tinyurl.com/r4v7wc5r
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2022 08:04 PM (HsAzN)
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Send a couple of Bunnies with him, he'll be alright.
Posted by: Javems at April 18, 2022 08:05 PM (AmoqO)
Via YouTube ad cuz I'm in Georgia and now I'm getting ads for communists.
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 08:05 PM (GJy4k)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2022 08:05 PM (LF5cC)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 18, 2022 08:05 PM (8gxrg)
"Much is said that the United States is "ready to fight Russia to the last Ukrainian." And they say, and we say, in fact, this is how it is."
https://is.gd/iwZoWG
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 08:05 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 18, 2022 08:05 PM (OTzUX)
***
They're "treating him like this" because he has the mental prowess of a rutabaga, you DD dullard.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 18, 2022 08:05 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2022 08:06 PM (ESjRY)
One way or another, I will get that pony.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at April 18, 2022 08:06 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2022 08:06 PM (fF2aM)
1) I stand with Ukraine. Nuke the Slavs!
2) Trump is a poopiehead! And I'm a legal expert so you literally are not allowed to disagree with me!
3) I just got promoted from principal senior project manager to senior principal project manager!
4) Remember you are allowed to think whatever you want...as long as you don't think a tranny isn't a woman! You go girl!
Posted by: 18-1
You missed one:
What is your Passion?
"To get things done!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2022 08:06 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 18, 2022 08:06 PM (mNhhD)
I went over to LinkedIn for the first time and a long time and the posts were all...
__________
Professional Facebook
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2022 08:06 PM (/U27+)
That's his confused look? I think that's the only look I've seen on him at any event.
I also wonder how many 'takes' it takes to get him to appear lucid in the fake oval office.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2022 08:06 PM (7j1dU)
1) I stand with Ukraine. Nuke the Slavs!
2) Trump is a poopiehead! And I'm a legal expert so you literally are not allowed to disagree with me!
3) I just got promoted from principal senior project manager to senior principal project manager!
4) Remember you are allowed to think whatever you want...as long as you don't think a tranny isn't a woman! You go girl!
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2022 08:04 PM
Except for #3, you could substitute Democratic Underground.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2022 08:06 PM (a3Q+t)
A couple of branches have broken off my maple; and a male robin is sitting on my porch with his feathers fluffed up so he's three times bigger than normal with a "WTF?" expression on his face.
You and me both, brother!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 18, 2022 08:06 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 18, 2022 08:07 PM (66jxp)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 18, 2022 08:07 PM (tIxf9)
https://youtu.be/HhzGSQwVa9I
The Easter Bunny Hates You
Posted by: Robert
Ah, the good ole days of the interwebs!
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2022 08:07 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 18, 2022 08:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
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Same reason they pronounce "ewe" as "yow".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 18, 2022 08:08 PM (ARs9M)
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2022 08:09 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 18, 2022 08:09 PM (TdMsT)
3) I just got promoted from principal senior project manager to senior principal project manager!
_______
It's depressing to see all the people I went to school with became Chief Scientists and Senior Vice Presidents.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2022 08:09 PM (/U27+)
Right now there is some finagling going on where Putin wants to trade them for the opposition politician Zelensky arrested...but Zelensky apparently wants to get the remaining Azov fighters still in Mariupol too.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2022 08:09 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2022 08:09 PM (njExo)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 18, 2022 08:09 PM (IZ9rT)
A floral print dress might have been okay but that with the lavender gloves and purple coat... eeewwww
And we worry about Joey?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2022 08:09 PM (LF5cC)
https://tinyurl.com/mrx6xpae
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 18, 2022 06:52 PM (OssQ4)
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Thanks very much or that.
Here is one comment that I failed to understand:
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"The war will end when Zelensky and the junta get an agreement for millions of Jews from Israel to be resettled at US and EU expense in the best parts of Ukraine which have been recently cleared out of its Slav inhabitants.
Posted by: Obamavirus | Apr 18 2022 18:56 utc | 36"
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Interesting handle.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 08:09 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: CppThis at April 18, 2022 08:10 PM (UewuT)
https://youtu.be/HhzGSQwVa9I
The Easter Bunny Hates You
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 08:03 PM (bjkrH)
Still love that one. Someone should do a mix of that with "When the Doom Music Kicks In"
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 18, 2022 08:10 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: CppThis at April 18, 2022 08:10 PM (UewuT)
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Hah!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 18, 2022 08:11 PM (5pTK/)
Me: Well tomorrow it's a day filled with fun children's activities, so it can't get worse. ........
Posted by: Rbastid at April 18, 2022 08:11 PM (8J3nt)
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2022 08:11 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Angusy McAngusface at April 18, 2022 08:11 PM (a3Q+t)
And I got a plaque for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2022 08:12 PM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Eromero
Congrats on no fatalities!
Now: is the car, house, and garage okay too?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2022 08:03 PM (7j1dU)
Broke a pretty good piece of climbing rope (no I won't climbing) but when I finally got the monster snatchstrap hooked up to 5.0 F150 4X4 it had to obey gravity. My neighbor and I celebrated with Wild Turkey 101.
Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2022 08:12 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Hunter at April 18, 2022 08:12 PM (mNhhD)
Sounds like some of the commenters on ZeroHedge. Seriously don't read the comments on ZH.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2022 08:12 PM (ESjRY)
The bimbo Psaki ad-libing about "relief" that "we aren't sending the president to Ukraine" - as if there would be any danger in that.
It'll come as a shock to the increasingly dumbed down and misinformed American public - and to many here, I think - that there have been no Russian efforts to attack leadership targets in Ukraine, aside from some strictly military HQs, all of them subsidiary and outside Kiev. Nor infrastructure, including a lot of military importance (where does everyone think all the cell phone imagery and messages have been coming from? Easily interdicted but completely unmolested comms networds)
Had a taste yesterday of just how effectively stupid and misinformed people are about any important details of what's been going on. The propaganda that's replaced anything resembling a press must rival a lot of the crap that Russian media feeds it audience.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 18, 2022 08:12 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2022 08:13 PM (LF5cC)
Posted by: man that sucked at April 18, 2022 08:13 PM (fYAg6)
Well, I just got promoted from in-flight butt-wiper to...
Posted by: Easter Bunny/Nanny at April 18, 2022 08:13 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: Retief
I saw INVISIBLE RABBIT open for The Vapors at The Myth in '80.
Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2022 08:13 PM (P1f+c)
yep, asshole is from Chicopee MA
a shithole
he is a smug jizzed breath motherfucker
Posted by: REDACTED at April 18, 2022 08:13 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 18, 2022 08:07 PM (66jxp)
My wife is flying off to Florida tomorrow, and I am happy for her.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2022 08:14 PM (xhaym)
This is the grocery store line problem.
You ever notice when you are at the grocery store there is always some line moving faster then yours? It can be infuriating right?
But look around and notice the ones moving slower then yours too...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2022 08:14 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 18, 2022 08:14 PM (us2H3)
Mika from MSNBC got caught on air saying it was her job to control what people think.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2022 08:15 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 18, 2022 08:16 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 18, 2022 08:07 PM (66jxp)
She *is* cute. Slip her some tongue. Let her know that tongue is from all of us.
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 08:16 PM (z+YIF)
Centuries of having their filthy Scot mouths wrapped around English dicks has deformed their palates.
Posted by: Longshanks laughing in hell at April 18, 2022 08:16 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Megthered at April 18, 2022 08:16 PM (nOngZ)
he needs to get his fat pimpled ass out a little more
Posted by: REDACTED at April 18, 2022 08:16 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at April 18, 2022 08:17 PM (+56GQ)
But then there's the Dro-Dead Gorgeous but Very Snooty Cheerleader who would never give me the time of day and is now a fat, blowzy trailer chick who spends her days writing badly mis-spelled diatribes on social media against her several ex-husbands and bitching that she can't find a job.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2022 08:17 PM (HsAzN)
https://nitter.net/elbow112/status/1512872157050720262
Wow. Tell me, what does the dude drop when he slides and falls down that makes the bike explode even more?
Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2022 08:17 PM (l6b3d)
Good clip of "Dr. No", Soothsayer. I've seen that film a dozen times and never realized that Bond's second shot was to the ass.
Posted by: creeper
Wow you're right. I hadn't noticed.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 18, 2022 08:18 PM (xuD+S)
Posted by: Robert
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Do you try to be disgusting, or does it comes naturally?
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 18, 2022 08:18 PM (/DXve)
3) I just got promoted from principal senior project manager to senior principal project manager!
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Reminds me of the request for door signs for
Associate Assistant Director abbreviated to Ass. Ass. Director,
and the Assistant Associate Director abbreviated to Ass. Ass, Director. We had bot signs made but they were returned after they realized the connotation.
Settled for a much smaller font to fit Assis. Assoc. Director and Assoc. Assis. Director. Much hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 08:18 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: andycanuck
That sounds like it should be a Far Side cartoon.
Solar Panel, Toilet Paper Inspector.....
Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2022 08:19 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 18, 2022 08:12 PM (OTzUX)
That sounds like something a g-ddamned Russian would say.
Posted by: Jen Psaki at April 18, 2022 08:19 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2022 08:20 PM (V13WU)
The Plan of the Day for Saturday April 18, 1942 had this written at the top of the page -
Tokio Day
Bombers launched beginning at 0810 + last one got off at 0902.
Arrived Tokio at 1400.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2022 08:21 PM (LF5cC)
A floral print dress might have been okay but that with the lavender gloves and purple coat... eeewwww
And we worry about Joey?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2022 08:09 PM (LF5cC)
You expected taste from the adulterous whore who pimped out her senile old man for profit?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 18, 2022 08:21 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 18, 2022 08:13 PM (us2H3)
Tough.
But fair.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2022 08:21 PM (UGDPW)
There's going to be a pretty lopsided exchange rate for prisoner exchange as time goes on. Russkis claimed to have jugged over 1K "morpyekhi" (marines) in Mariupol about 10 days ago, and whoever survives the Azovstal factory situation will add to that. Then there's good chance of large number of POWs from the ongoing eastern operations, if the russkis succeed in what they're attempting.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 18, 2022 08:21 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: fd at April 18, 2022 08:21 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: CppThis at April 18, 2022 08:21 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2022 08:22 PM (F/J1O)
This is the grocery store line problem.
You ever notice when you are at the grocery store there is always some line moving faster then yours? It can be infuriating right?
But look around and notice the ones moving slower then yours too...
Posted by: 18-1
Where the heck do you shop that has 3 lanes open at the same time?
Posted by: mikeski, waiting for the next self-checkout to open at April 18, 2022 08:22 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: CppThis at April 18, 2022 08:21 PM (UewuT)
If it's on this continent and can be reached by road, I would prefer to drive.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2022 08:23 PM (F/J1O)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2022 08:13 PM (LF5cC)
Yeah I saw it had zero comments. Right. Riiiiight.
Although the twatters and other places after a few hundred comments get full of lefties posting stupid "but what about orange man bad" bull. So I could see getting tired of that too.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2022 08:23 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at April 18, 2022 08:23 PM (+56GQ)
Posted by: mikeski, waiting for the next self-checkout to open at April 18, 2022 08:22 PM (P1f+c)
Who goes in the lanes anymore? U-Scan.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2022 08:23 PM (F/J1O)
Posted by: Skip
Yes, and she's kinda hawt. Not that it matter to me.
The worst day of my life was when I entered a crowded room and not one woman was the least bit concerned about my threat to her virtue.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 18, 2022 08:23 PM (66jxp)
Posted by: mikeski, not trolling at April 18, 2022 08:24 PM (P1f+c)
==
correct. she made several video appeals. even one to Saudi Arabia.
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2022 08:24 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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This^
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 18, 2022 08:24 PM (/DXve)
But look around and notice the ones moving slower then yours too...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2022 08:14 PM (ESjRY)
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This never happens. I always pick the line with the extreme couponers, the just-need-one-more-thing people, the cigarette buyers, the price arguers, the chatters, the check writers, etc.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2022 08:24 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2022 08:24 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2022 08:23 PM (F/J1O)
If I had unlimited (or at least a notably larger amount of) PTO days I might do the same. But I don't, so if travel time accounts for more than two days it's probably not happening.
Posted by: CppThis at April 18, 2022 08:25 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 18, 2022 08:25 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 18, 2022 08:18 PM (/DXve)
This place brings it out of me. I credit/blame the Horde.
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 08:25 PM (z+YIF)
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2022 08:25 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2022 08:23 PM (F/J1O)
I don't work at Freddie's and I'm sure as hell not checking or bagging my own groceries.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 18, 2022 08:26 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Robert
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Not taking responsibility for your own actions and blaming others is such a lefty move.
Be better.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 18, 2022 08:26 PM (/DXve)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2022 08:26 PM (ESjRY)
Associate Assistant Director abbreviated to Ass. Ass. Director,
and the Assistant Associate Director abbreviated to Ass. Ass, Director. We had bot signs made but they were returned after they realized the connotation.
Settled for a much smaller font to fit Assis. Assoc. Director and Assoc. Assis. Director. Much hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 08:18 PM (qfLjt)"
the guy I worked with who managed the Pipeline Integrity Management Program never acronymed it, for some reason ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 18, 2022 08:27 PM (IZ9rT)
This goes home, this goes to the truck...
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 08:27 PM (z+YIF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2022 08:27 PM (JfrFV)
For my part, I'm disgusting by birth, and also through hard work. It's a vocation and an avocation.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2022 08:27 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 18, 2022 08:27 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: runner
I will wait for The Babylon Bee to weigh in on this subject. Could be satirical, could be prophecy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2022 08:27 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Robert
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Not taking responsibility for your own actions and blaming others is such a lefty move.
Be better.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 18, 2022 08:26 PM (/DXve)
To be fair, we do rather encourage it. Sarcastic degeneration seems to be our stock in trade.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 18, 2022 08:27 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 18, 2022 08:28 PM (DjnqL)
"Jen (Psaki), can you provide a count of the number of people who have literally wiped Joe Biden's ass since he declared his candidacy for President?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2022 08:28 PM (pNxlR)
a shithole
he is a smug jizzed breath motherfucker
Posted by: REDACTED at April 18, 2022 08:13 PM (us2H3)
So...Masshole.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 18, 2022 08:28 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2022 08:24 PM (/U27+)
Whenever I go to buy a snack at a gas station, I end up behind the guy executing his super-intricate sure-fire lottery ticket master plan for riches. "Three of those ... ok, put the two bucks I won on this other one against the price of that ... one of the scratch-n-sniff tickets ... here's something from last August, can you check if it won?"
Posted by: spindrift at April 18, 2022 08:28 PM (fYAg6)
For my part, I'm disgusting by birth, and also through hard work. It's a vocation and an avocation.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2022 08:27 PM (UGDPW)
Sire, the peasants are revolting.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 18, 2022 08:29 PM (LOVUx)
Hunter was with dad at Camp David over the weekend as well, it's like he's moving into the White House.
Hope the Secret service detail in the beach house in California are enjoying their time off with some quality hookers and blow.
Posted by: Auspex at April 18, 2022 08:29 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2022 08:28 PM (pNxlR)
Who hasn't? It's not my job to keep track of payroll. Ask Ron.
Posted by: Jen Psaki at April 18, 2022 08:30 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: Easter Bunny at April 18, 2022 08:30 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Fine.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 18, 2022 08:30 PM (/DXve)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at April 18, 2022 08:30 PM (+56GQ)
Just saw a video of a pilot telling the people on his plane mid-flight that the mask mandate was over and they could take off their masks. Cheering and mask removal followed.
I think the mask Karen's are decidedly in the minority and their numbers are shrinking. People are done with the insanity.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2022 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 18, 2022 08:27 PM
So the guys out in the field weren't PIMP Hands?
He never complained in an all-hands meeting that "PIMPing ain't easy!"?
Wasted opportunities.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2022 08:31 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: fd at April 18, 2022 08:31 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Braenyardeodo at April 18, 2022 08:31 PM (m+yM6)
Posted by: Braenyardeodo at April 18, 2022 08:32 PM (m+yM6)
Posted by: Alex Jones at April 18, 2022 08:32 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: fd at April 18, 2022 08:31 PM (vrz2I)
That's all of them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2022 08:32 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 18, 2022 08:32 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 18, 2022 08:32 PM (LOVUx)
I'm a chatterer, but I keep it in bounds. I like certain cashiers, and ask about their days, but once the stuff is scanned through, I pay up and skedaddle.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2022 08:32 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: Eromero
Very appropriate!
Again, well done.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2022 08:32 PM (7j1dU)
Mika from MSNBC got caught on air saying it was her job to control what people think.
Posted by: 18-1
We think that you are in mortal danger, Mika. Look to Fivehead Joe as the source.
"Those who fail to learn from history are condemned to repeat it" and all that.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2022 08:32 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2022 08:27 PM (JfrFV)
NGU, I'm half tempted to book a flight somewhere just to not wear a mask.
Posted by: no good deed at April 18, 2022 08:32 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2022 08:33 PM (LF5cC)
Posted by: mikeski
Costco; but, there are 20 people in each line.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2022 08:33 PM (7j1dU)
Posted by: Fox2! at April 18, 2022 08:34 PM (xnpli)
Posted by: Snoopy at April 18, 2022 08:34 PM (rjpjQ)
The chatterers are the worst--hey, lady, there's 10 people behind you that would like to get through this checkout some time this century.
Posted by: FriscoYoda at April 18, 2022 08:30 PM (+56GQ)
__________
It's like seeing the line at Confession. The guys are in and out in two minutes. The women seem like there in there for half an hour.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2022 08:34 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 18, 2022 08:34 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2022 08:27 PM (UGDPW)
Beto made it an avocado. Try harder.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2022 08:34 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 18, 2022 08:34 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2022 08:33 PM (LF5cC)
Sulu all greased up and flaming > Joey Bidet
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2022 08:34 PM (F/J1O)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at April 18, 2022 08:30 PM (+56GQ)
I find them rather sad. People who think the checker is their best friend, and it turns out, that's probably true. I sorta doubt that 250 lb Samoan checkout lady feels any particular kinship with the elderly empty nester with the purple hair, but I suppose you never know.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 18, 2022 08:34 PM (LOVUx)
Wasted opportunities.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
"So, what do you do?"
"I work for the PIMP."
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 18, 2022 08:34 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 18, 2022 08:27 PM (LOVUx)
What that happens here? Why didn't someone tell me? I mean if I had only known...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 18, 2022 08:35 PM (hOUT3)
My grandma said if you can't remember what you were going to say it probably wasn't worth saying.
She was right.
Posted by: Braenyardeodo at April 18, 2022 08:35 PM (m+yM6)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2022 08:35 PM (DTB5O)
Posted by: The Great Pumpkin at April 18, 2022 08:35 PM (rjpjQ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 18, 2022 08:27 PM
So the guys out in the field weren't PIMP Hands?
He never complained in an all-hands meeting that "PIMPing ain't easy!"?
Wasted opportunities.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
You asked for it !
https://tinyurl.com/2f3jvwwj
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2022 08:35 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 08:35 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2022 08:35 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2022 08:35 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 18, 2022 08:36 PM (us2H3)
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You haven't seen her shag carpet!
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 08:35 PM (qfLjt)
Vintage Sarcastic Degeneracy there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2022 08:36 PM (F/J1O)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2022 08:34 PM (/U27+)
I always end up behind the dude that hasn't been in 35 years, but by Heaven, he's gonna get clean. And nobody else will get to before Mass begins. Make an appointment, Long John Silver.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 18, 2022 08:36 PM (LOVUx)
The tightly packed Island was warned by the newspaper Yomiuri that 'as long as the United States possesses aircraft carriers, Japan must be prepared for future airraids.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2022 08:37 PM (LF5cC)
Hope the Secret service detail in the beach house in California are enjoying their time off with some quality hookers and blow.
Posted by: Auspex at April 18, 2022 08:29 PM (Xo3T0)
I was thinking that if you needed to hide some people, an old luxury rehab facility would be ideal. You just would need an excuse to keep the nosy neighbors away.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2022 08:37 PM (xhaym)
Wasted opportunities.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
"So, what do you do?"
"I work for the PIMP."
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 18, 2022 08:34 PM (OssQ4)
In Massachusetts I always had to be careful whenever doing a project for the Boston Redevelopment Authority.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 18, 2022 08:37 PM (9AE+U)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 08:37 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at April 18, 2022 08:37 PM (+56GQ)
My grandma said if you can't remember what you were going to say it probably wasn't worth saying.
She was right.
Posted by: Braenyardeodo at April 18, 2022 08:35 PM (m+yM6)
Yeah.
Posted by: The Unknown Wisdom That Woukd Have Brought World Peace at April 18, 2022 08:37 PM (z+YIF)
It always does, love. We are working on moving to San Antonio. Keep your fingers crossed.
Posted by: no good deed at April 18, 2022 08:37 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 18, 2022 08:37 PM (DjnqL)
Posted by: Ben Had
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Read that Abbott was so pleased with his two busloads of illegals to DC that he's thinking about running for president.
Posted by: Braenyardeodo at April 18, 2022 08:38 PM (m+yM6)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2022 08:38 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2022 08:39 PM (LF5cC)
http://y2u.be/UGcrDroQglE
Posted by: spindrift at April 18, 2022 08:39 PM (fYAg6)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2022 08:39 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2022 08:35 PM (DTB5
ngd, listen well to Ben Had's wisdom!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 18, 2022 08:39 PM (hOUT3)
https://tinyurl.com/yc5kjnz9
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2022 08:39 PM (+S4eM)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at April 18, 2022 08:39 PM (+56GQ)
Hopefully. They managed to f*ck things up royally for nearly two years. The mark of the face diaper beast has been a huge catastrophe.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2022 08:40 PM (Xrfse)
Be better!
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 18, 2022 08:40 PM (mNhhD)
we take it in stride here; it might be someone else today, might be me tomorrow, wtf, why the big huhu ?
I live way the fuck out here so I don't have to get all upset about a minute here or there ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 18, 2022 08:40 PM (IZ9rT)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2022 08:40 PM (DTB5O)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 18, 2022 07:41 PM (vjnX/)
Same thing with cats knocking things off shelves. Something might be under it, something might come out of it, and it might piss off the people too.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 18, 2022 08:40 PM (eoQWY)
Don't understand why that fucking coyote had such a hard time.
Maybe cuz he was trying and I wasn't. There's got to be some kind of esoteric Buddhist wisdom there.
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 08:41 PM (z+YIF)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 18, 2022 08:41 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: GWB at April 18, 2022 08:41 PM (MUyER)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2022 08:41 PM (CYnTg)
I always thought that a mask with a print of the most hideous image of "Hillbilly Meth Mouf", in vivid color, would be some great revenge on the karens in the area of operations.
By June, I'd expect a nearly mask-free flight. But there'll surely be exactly the kind of 'tards aboard, who'll even have the undertaker lay 'em out in the box, mask and all.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2022 08:42 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2022 08:42 PM (DTB5O)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2022 08:34 PM (/thumb.
Hah! I once ended my confession with ".. and I've been impatient with people". The older priest paused for a second and I thought "well I guess I'm done here" and I started getting up and the guy starts giving me the pennance. I kneeled back down so quick I made a thump.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2022 08:42 PM (l6b3d)
Hope you had a great weekend!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 18, 2022 08:43 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2022 08:43 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: no good deed at April 18, 2022 08:43 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 18, 2022 08:43 PM (wyw4S)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2022 08:43 PM (a3Q+t)
I think that Big Mike and "Doctor" Jill need to hold a "drape-off" fashion show, with all proceeds going to charity. They both have a decided preference for draping upholstery cloth over themselves.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2022 08:43 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2022 08:38 PM (CYnTg)
secretary bird maybe, too big for RR, I think
but for sure, I dunno
Posted by: REDACTED at April 18, 2022 08:43 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 18, 2022 07:41 PM (vjnX/)
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Damn, thought we were watching bird evolution before our very eyes.
Posted by: Braenyardeodo at April 18, 2022 08:44 PM (m+yM6)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 18, 2022 08:44 PM (8gxrg)
All parts and tools assembled. Everything is here except the Ejection Port Cover Clip.
The smallest damn piece of the entire build. Checked the box o' spare parts - no gots an extra.
Maybe they'll just send it to me in an envelope and not require the return of the entire upper parts kit.
Le sigh.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2022 08:44 PM (Msys3)
I'm on a couple flights next week. I almost hope some Karen gives me a hard time for not wearing a mask.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2022 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2022 08:44 PM (LF5cC)
Posted by: fd at April 18, 2022 08:31 PM (vrz2I)
That's all of them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2022 08:32 PM (6FeV1)
Brain and Brain! What is Brain!
The best part was when McCoy takes the brain boost but starts to forget how to put Spocks brain back in his head halfway thru.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 18, 2022 08:44 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Ben Had
Wasn't he just in a swanky L.A. rehab just last week?? Boy, rehab is quick these days!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 18, 2022 08:45 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: no good deed at April 18, 2022 08:45 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2022 08:45 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2022 08:24 PM (/U27+)
Sorry. Guilty 2X. More often than not is IS Kroger's fault somewhere that stuff don't ring up right.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2022 08:45 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2022 08:45 PM (a3Q+t)
Be better!
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 18, 2022 08:40 PM (mNhhD)
I'm a trucker. Most I can do is stop picking my nose.
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 08:45 PM (V2rht)
Posted by: Braenyardeodo at April 18, 2022 08:45 PM (m+yM6)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2022 08:45 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: no good deed at April 18, 2022 08:45 PM (MmFTx)
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It's probably in spam. I sent you one last week that's probably in there too.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 18, 2022 08:46 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2022 08:42 PM (l6b3d)
Ok, that's hilarious bD.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 18, 2022 08:46 PM (rKpQy)
Posted by: steevy
I doubt it. Roadrunners are not that big.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2022 08:46 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2022 08:46 PM (LF5cC)
https://tinyurl.com/yc5kjnz9
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2022 08:39 PM (+S4eM)
The one common denominator of leftists is they hate everything including themselves and their lives.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 18, 2022 08:46 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2022 08:47 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Ben Had
Maybe he's being debriefed so everybody has their story straight.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 18, 2022 08:47 PM (DjnqL)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2022 08:45 PM (a3Q+t)
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What is brain?
Posted by: The Writers at April 18, 2022 08:47 PM (teDSj)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 18, 2022 08:40 PM (eoQWY)
Cats are puzzled by gravity, it is genetic.
It is the same sort of thing like withe Border Collies and warp drive.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2022 08:47 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2022 08:46 PM (sAmhv)
I thought they were the same size as coyotes
Posted by: REDACTED at April 18, 2022 08:47 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: no good deed at April 18, 2022 08:47 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Braenyardeodo at April 18, 2022 08:45 PM
Me, not so much.
Posted by: Sister Zoot at April 18, 2022 08:48 PM (a3Q+t)
I'm not much for taste in women's clothes but Jill Biden wears the ugliest shit ...
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2022 08:45 PM (CYnTg)
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Her Majesty wanted my opinion on the outfit she has for judging breed competition at the National Specialty next week. Told her she looked hawt.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2022 08:48 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: no good deed at April 18, 2022 08:47 PM (MmFTx)
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Glad you found it! I worry that may be happening to others too. The cynical side of me suspects that Gmail and others are throwing protonmail users into spam just because.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 18, 2022 08:49 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2022 08:45 PM (a3Q+t)
Naw the hippy ones and the kid ones in the third season are a lot worse. SB was dumb, but had its good moments.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 18, 2022 08:49 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2022 08:49 PM (DTB5O)
https://tinyurl.com/yc5kjnz9
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Not sure why. She's on her way to MSNBC where she'll just do what she does now, lie all the time.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2022 08:49 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2022 08:37 PM (xhaym)
Say there's a ghost. Or a monster. That will keep people away. Until those kids show up....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 18, 2022 08:49 PM (7bRMQ)
I've also been on the other end of that, myself.
But, yeah, don't be a dick about it. Don't expect the world to bend to your whims by sheer force of your own awesomeness, but be forbearing and polite and generally people will be cool in return.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2022 08:50 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 18, 2022 08:50 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 18, 2022 08:50 PM (VcrLF)
Posted by: steevy
I doubt it. Roadrunners are not that big.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2022 08:46 PM (sAmhv)
Some kind of heron I'd think.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 18, 2022 08:51 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 18, 2022 08:49 PM
You are far too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2022 08:51 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2022 08:51 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 18, 2022 08:52 PM (hOUT3)
Just think. Muldoon went to Medical School with Admiral Levine, USPHS. So you are doing much better by comparison.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2022 08:52 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2022 08:52 PM (xhaym)
https://tinyurl.com/yc5kjnz9
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Not sure why. She's on her way to MSNBC where she'll just do what she does now, lie all the time.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2022 08:49 PM (sAmhv)
And she won't stand out as a liar among many liars. She'll rot there.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 18, 2022 08:52 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 18, 2022 08:52 PM (VcrLF)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2022 08:52 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 18, 2022 08:53 PM (IZ9rT)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2022 08:53 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2022 08:53 PM (7j1dU)
Or, hell, just have a politician say, "Wow, that didn't work at ALL, did it? Let's do it your way this time."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2022 08:53 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 18, 2022 08:53 PM (Ps8UQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 18, 2022 08:53 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: George at April 18, 2022 08:54 PM (qE488)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2022 08:51 PM (a3Q+t)
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I wish that were true. But alas, I'm 29.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 18, 2022 08:54 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2022 08:51 PM (CYnTg)
Maybe but the very last show was great, Turnabout Intruder. Crazy ex girlfriend finds a machine that swaps her mind for Kirks, and the actress does a great, great Kirk impression while Shatner hams it up as an insane woman. A classic.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 18, 2022 08:54 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2022 08:43 PM (pNxlR)
It would be like a cake walk, but . . . how do you choose a winner?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2022 08:54 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
You are much smarter than the President of the United States of America.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2022 08:55 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 18, 2022 08:55 PM (VcrLF)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 18, 2022 08:55 PM (IZ9rT)
A wise man, you are, H7...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 18, 2022 08:52 PM (hOUT3)
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Actually she wants and accepts my honest opinion. But she looked as foxy as hell. For me, she'll always be 18.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2022 08:55 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2022 08:56 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2022 08:56 PM (qE488)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2022 08:55 PM (/U27+)
Hadrian, you are even luckier and wiser than I thought!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 18, 2022 08:56 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 18, 2022 08:57 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2022 08:55 PM (/U27+)
Why don't you have a seat over here,
Posted by: Chris Hansen at April 18, 2022 08:57 PM (V2rht)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2022 08:57 PM (a3Q+t)
Is it... like... taking a cake for a walk? In a little wagon maybe? I suppose that would be pretty easy, but.... why?
Or is it more like a diabetic's version of bar-hopping? Hitting up all the restaurants in a five block area, scarfing down a desert at each, and waddling your way back home several hours and several thousand calories later?
Because to be honest, that doesn't sound all that easy. That almost sounds like work. Tasty, tasty work.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2022 08:58 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 18, 2022 08:55 PM (IZ9rT)
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It's been happening a lot, actually. I hope people aren't thinking I'm not getting back to them about the MoMe. I write back to everyone as soon as I can.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 18, 2022 08:58 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: fd at April 18, 2022 08:59 PM (vrz2I)
Ok, I was already formulating a "does it have a big f-ing hole in it", then I read your second sentence.
Bravo.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2022 08:59 PM (qE488)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Only, now she'll never be questioned.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2022 08:59 PM (W66RU)
Best episode.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2022 08:56 PM (qE48
Tribbles.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 18, 2022 08:59 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2022 08:55 PM (/U27+) "
this ! xactly how I feel about Mrs Eez. she is The One.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 18, 2022 09:00 PM (IZ9rT)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 18, 2022 09:00 PM (Ps8UQ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2022 09:00 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: fd at April 18, 2022 08:59 PM (vrz2I)
Plasma torch annealed the two halves.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2022 09:00 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2022 09:01 PM (DTB5O)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2022 09:01 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 09:01 PM (V2rht)
Posted by: Beto O'Rourke at April 18, 2022 09:01 PM (sAmhv)
For sci-fi story, City On The Edge of Forever.
For humor, Trouble With Tribbles.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2022 09:01 PM (qE488)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2022 09:02 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 18, 2022 08:55 PM (VcrLF)
Lincoln came close when he started sacking Generals in the East and Central fronts every time they got political or got a pasting from Bob E Lee or Bragg. Even though he got impatient with Meade, he never let him go from his post because he could give Lee a smackdown if he got an opening. GBurg, captured a few brigades on the Rappahannock, chewed up AP Hills division at Bristoe Station.. Meade wasn't going to be the war winner but he could manage Lee while Lincoln found someone who could.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 18, 2022 09:02 PM (eoQWY)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cakewalk
Posted by: Duncanthrax
And thus, if you mention one as a Person Of No Color, you are a rayciss in need of cancelling!
Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2022 09:02 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Eveninkvear. Svimvear.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2022 09:02 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 18, 2022 09:02 PM (IZ9rT)
https://tinyurl.com/4ea56dbs
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 18, 2022 09:03 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 18, 2022 09:03 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2022 09:03 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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*!*
A moment of inspiration! Perhaps there is a market for Titanic, and Edmund Fitzgerald models. Hold it....the Hindenburg!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2022 09:03 PM (W66RU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2022 09:03 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2022 09:04 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: fd
Plasma torch annealed the two halves.
Posted by: Count de Monet
Then ran him through the transporter a few times in "rebuild" mode.
Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2022 09:04 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Braenyardeodo at April 18, 2022 09:04 PM (m+yM6)
Meade wasn't going to be the war winner but he could manage Lee while Lincoln found someone who could.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 18, 2022 09:02 PM (eoQWY)
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"This Grant creature is a drunken mule-skinner. We need a commanding general who can restore the norms of command. Like George McClennan." - Bill Kristol, 1864
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2022 09:04 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2022 09:03 PM (W66RU)
Set Rosie O'Donnell on fire.
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 09:05 PM (V2rht)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2022 09:04 PM (CYnTg)
Yes I think the original story was from the 30s or 40s. But it was the same writer who adapted it for Trek, so no plagarism.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 18, 2022 09:05 PM (eoQWY)
"One version of the cakewalk is sometimes taught, performed included in competitions within the Scottish-inspired Highland dance community, especially in the southern United States.[52] In 2021, the Royal Scottish Official Board of Highland Dancing ruled to remove the dance from competition on the basis that it was derogatory to persons of color.[53]"
So a "dance", made up to mock white people's terrible dancing, then adopted gleefully by white people, is derogatory... to black people?
O.... k.
Now I'm wishing I was right about a boston creme pie bouncing along in a red ryder....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2022 09:05 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Right Said Fred at April 18, 2022 09:05 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 09:05 PM (V2rht)
Oh, the inhumanity.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2022 09:05 PM (qE488)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 18, 2022 09:05 PM (IZ9rT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Fill it with gas from your house outlet and put a match to it.
Posted by: Braenyardeodo at April 18, 2022 09:06 PM (m+yM6)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2022 08:45 PM (a3Q+t)
Yup.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 18, 2022 09:06 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 18, 2022 09:06 PM (wBpKf)
Yakima, Wa! Please contact Mark Andrew Edwards in left sidebar.
Bonus, you'll get to email with yours truly!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2022 09:06 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2022 09:06 PM (teDSj)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 18, 2022 09:06 PM (zjVy3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2022 09:04 PM (/U27+)
Lincolns comment on the drinking was to ask for the brand to send it to his other generals.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 18, 2022 09:06 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2022 09:06 PM (CYnTg)
What did Biden not know and when did he not know it?
Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2022 09:07 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer"
You should see my model of Amelia Earhart 's Electra. It's around here somewhere.
Posted by: fd at April 18, 2022 09:07 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 18, 2022 09:07 PM (Wg1SU)
Posted by: Miss Issippi
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They are discarded after each of Joe's bathroom breaks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2022 09:07 PM (W66RU)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2022 09:08 PM (DTB5O)
Posted by: Right Said Fred at April 18, 2022 09:05 PM (4I/2K)
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https://youtu.be/1p1rJJcbmis
Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2022 09:08 PM (teDSj)
Posted by: Miss Issippi
Her hands have liver spots the size of Joe's head.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 18, 2022 09:09 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2022 09:09 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: fd at April 18, 2022 09:07 PM (vrz2I)
My Flight 370 model is bitchin', but you gotta be one of those Stranger in A Strange Land people to see it. Sorry.
Posted by: Don LeMon at April 18, 2022 09:10 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 18, 2022 09:06 PM (zjVy3)
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It was actually cold here in DC today. I was out around noon and it was 41 degrees and pouring rain.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 18, 2022 09:10 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2022 09:06 PM (CYnTg)
he deserved it, the rolling ball bastard. He tore the legs off a little lizard on the arena world and threw it through the barrier separating the two. Later it woke up and another lizard spoke to him and asked him to put the wounded one out of his misery. Thats what let him know that he could get thru the barrier by knocking himself out and take out the ball thing with his spear.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 18, 2022 09:10 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 09:01 PM (V2rht)
The cake is a lie.
I actually won a cakewalk once at a school fundraiser. The prize was a cake.
More creepy, there's this thing among our creepy rich and powerful leftist ruling class called cake-sitting parties. They have their wives take their pants/underwear off to sit on cakes. I knew a photog couple that got paid to take some of the initial pics of the cakes and the people and they were then shuffled out to their great relief. So it's not an internet myth, I know at least two people that had seen it.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2022 09:11 PM (0rQxu)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 18, 2022 09:12 PM (1zXFg)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2022 09:12 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2022 09:12 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2022 09:12 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2022 09:12 PM (CYnTg)
Fucked up bunnies.
Fucked up President
Civil War generals.
Star Trek episodes.
Mice and Men reference.
Sunken ships of today and yore.
Fashion show with hideous beasts.
High tech censorship bullshit.
Cakewalks and whitey
Only with the Horde...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2022 09:13 PM (qE488)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 18, 2022 09:13 PM (Ps8UQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2022 09:13 PM (DTB5O)
Posted by: Miss Issippi
Lizard people always cover up stuff that would prove that they are lizard people.
Posted by: David Icke at April 18, 2022 09:14 PM (1DgE4)
More creepy, there's this thing among our creepy rich and powerful leftist ruling class called cake-sitting parties. They have their wives take their pants/underwear off to sit on cakes.
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Sparky Lyle would do that with cakes delivered to the Yankees clubhouse.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2022 09:14 PM (/U27+)
My disdain for the Bidens has no match but there was a time when it seemed like all women were wearing white gloves on Easter at least where I grew up in the northeast.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2022 09:14 PM (ZLI7S)
Although we still have carriers, Japan's probably OK for now, as long as they don't mess up again.
Posted by: azjaeger at April 18, 2022 09:14 PM (3/XaG)
That is fucked in the head!
Posted by: Clark Griswold at April 18, 2022 09:14 PM (qE488)
Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2022 09:15 PM (teDSj)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2022 09:11 PM (0rQxu)
They aren't even elite at being perverse. That's just a waste of everything, cake, dresses, time.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 18, 2022 09:15 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 18, 2022 09:10 PM (eoQWY)
And then the little lizard asked him about his car insurance?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 18, 2022 09:15 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: x at April 18, 2022 09:15 PM (uQFwj)
Hmmm...the average city-dweller is becoming dumber, while wildlife in and around modern urban environments for the past 150 years appear to be getting more accustomed to people and getting smarter...this may not end well for the urbanites! Evolution is always in progress, slowly but surely.
Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2022 09:15 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 18, 2022 09:15 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 18, 2022 09:16 PM (1zXFg)
Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2022 09:15 PM (teDSj)
Chocolate Cake... is Devils food... and its... dark brown.
Whole thing is Racisty Racist!
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 18, 2022 09:16 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt"
Don't forget the sarcastic degeneration.
Posted by: fd at April 18, 2022 09:16 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2022 09:11 PM (0rQxu)
See, I'm trying to figure out why. I mean, I can think of what I'd like to do afterwards, which I won't mention cuz I gotta be better n stuff. But there's much more efficient and less expensive ways of doing *that*. I think, maybe it's like photocopying someone's behind? But it's an assprint in cake? No, that lower class thinking.
What is the rich uppercrust rationale, I wonder?
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 09:16 PM (cndVx)
Did Bones just super glue the top of Spock's head back on? There's no seam or anything.
Posted by: fd
Flex Seal!
Posted by: Phil Swift at April 18, 2022 09:17 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 18, 2022 09:12 PM (1zXFg)
Just one or two....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 18, 2022 09:17 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 09:16 PM (cndVx)
".... ok... NOW let them eat cake."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2022 09:17 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: fd
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I lived close to the Lockheed plant in Georgia for a long time. Worked with Lockheed engineers, now and then. Every time they waxed enthusiastic about the company, I would start down a memorized list of people who had died while flying in one.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2022 09:18 PM (W66RU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2022 09:18 PM (F/J1O)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2022 09:18 PM (DTB5O)
Posted by: x at April 18, 2022 09:18 PM (uQFwj)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2022 09:19 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2022 09:17 PM (6FeV1)
Just pick out the hair, it's still good.
Posted by: Desperate Lonely Fat Guy at April 18, 2022 09:20 PM (cndVx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2022 09:18 PM (W66RU)
Yeah, I'm not a fan either.
Posted by: zombie Adm. I. Yamamoto at April 18, 2022 09:20 PM (fYAg6)
Posted by: Short Skirt Long Jacket at April 18, 2022 09:20 PM (qE488)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2022 09:21 PM (6FeV1)
What is the rich uppercrust rationale, I wonder?
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 09:16 PM (cndVx)
Thinking they have better ideas than the lower class is the first mistake.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 18, 2022 09:21 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 09:16 PM (cndVx)
I think there's some goofy eyes-wide-shut stuff wrong with them. A deep hole in their being that they're trying to fill with larger and stranger perversions. Every powerful ruling class goes through this decadence spiral before the end.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2022 09:23 PM (0rQxu)
"Blow out the candles."
"But Daaaaaaa-aaaaddd...."
"I SAID BLOW!!!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2022 09:23 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2022 09:23 PM (teDSj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2022 09:18 PM (W66RU)
For all you know they would have been run over by a bus if they avoided the planes. They were DUE.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 18, 2022 09:23 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2022 09:21 PM (6FeV1)
Sheet cake. The Klan wore sheets.
Ergo sheet cake is WHITE SUPREMACY!!!
Posted by: Guy Who Sees Racism Everywhee at April 18, 2022 09:23 PM (cndVx)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter "
Trying to pick up the pieces of her husband's brain?
Posted by: fd at April 18, 2022 09:24 PM (vrz2I)
Sounds like a part that was cut from the movie 'Bonfire of the Vanities'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2022 09:24 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at April 18, 2022 08:30 PM (+56GQ)
OMG, last time I was at the pharmacy there was only one cashier working and the dude at the counter was some obviously retired guy making it social hour, seemingly oblivious to the fact that there was a huge, and growing, line waiting for him to finish his damned transaction. He tried ask the poor cashier which country she was from when she mercifully shut him down and told him to wait for the pharmacist off to the side.
I choose to believe he was oblivious, because if he wasn't, than that makes him a Grade-A Asshole.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 18, 2022 09:24 PM (gi0Zt)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2022 09:24 PM (1zXFg)
Posted by: fd at April 18, 2022 09:24 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: azjaeger at April 18, 2022 09:25 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2022 09:25 PM (F/J1O)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 18, 2022 09:26 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: SFGoth
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Just got a note from my Doc saying that my folate (folic acid) was high, and to reduce intake of multivitamins that contain it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2022 09:26 PM (W66RU)
They think we're stupid. We know they're EVIL.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2022 09:27 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: fd
Do not fly a plane named after a character from a Greek tragedy. Especially if you are female and the tragedy was matricide.
Too soon?
Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2022 09:27 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: azjaeger at April 18, 2022 09:25 PM (3/XaG)
Yes its kinda like having a sniper shoot some trooper's granddad.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 18, 2022 09:27 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2022 09:25 PM (F/J1O)
All I could think of in 9 1/2 weeks was what a waste of good food.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2022 09:27 PM (1zXFg)
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 09:27 PM (cndVx)
What happened to the recently enacted forever and forever utopia that $15.00 per hour was going to solve? Was this latest version of utopia only enacted halfway or fully by halfwits?
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 18, 2022 09:28 PM (307UP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2022 09:18 PM (W66RU)
Heh, I lived just off the north end of the runway at Dobbins for a couple of years. Happened to be while it was the final assembly point for the F-22. Many evenings sitting on the back deck sipping a frosty beverage watching them fly their first hour.
Posted by: ballistic at April 18, 2022 09:28 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2022 09:28 PM (W66RU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
That's rough, having your doctor tell you you're getting folated too often.
Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2022 09:28 PM (P1f+c)
Too soon?
Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2022 09:27 PM (P1f+c)
They should call the 747 the "Oedipus".
Because every time I'm on one, I take one whiff and say, "motherFUCKER!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2022 09:28 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2022 09:28 PM (AMIL/)
Two More Slava Class out there. With proper upgrades, modern ships last for up to 50 years. Look at our Nimitz class CVNs. And we have crashed aircraft into every one of them.
But the Moscova was not kept up for modern threats, because Russia was broke.
Did you look up the Leningrad class by mistake? That class is gone for good.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2022 09:29 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: fd at April 18, 2022 09:29 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2022 09:30 PM (F/J1O)
Do not fly a plane named after a character from a Greek tragedy. Especially if you are female and the tragedy was matricide.
Too soon?
Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2022 09:27 PM (P1f+c)
________
The turboprop Electra had a design flaw that caused wing failure. Several crashed because of it. Lockheed had to rebuild the wing roots on all of them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2022 09:30 PM (/U27+)
What happened to the recently enacted forever and forever utopia that $15.00 per hour was going to solve? Was this latest version of utopia only enacted halfway or fully by halfwits?
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 18, 2022 09:28 PM (307UP)
They should be forced into the Teamsters and give two thirds of their money as dues, and get some kneecaps if they complain.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 18, 2022 09:30 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: ballistic at April 18, 2022 09:28 PM (oXNqT)
We should have continued building them instead that boondoggle F-35.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2022 09:30 PM (1zXFg)
Three guys go to a Blow Job Factory.
First guy goes in, gets a blow job and reports back that it was the best he ever had.
Second guy goes in, they spray whipped cream all over his junk and he reports back that it was the best he ever had.
Third goes go in and they put whipped cream, sprinkles and a cherry on top. Third guy goes back. The other two are like, well? Third guy reports, well it looked so good I licked it off myself.
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 09:31 PM (Bmm73)
Posted by: JT at April 18, 2022 09:31 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Miss Issippi
Hairy palms.
Posted by: JT at April 18, 2022 09:31 PM (arJlL)
The Heartbreak of Psoriasis.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2022 09:32 PM (F/J1O)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2022 09:30 PM (F/J1O)
I assume a quarter pounder in Manhattan cost about that now.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2022 09:32 PM (1zXFg)
Too soon?
Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2022 09:27 PM (P1f+c)
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Scrotal Tear is not a Greek tragedy character, but also a foreboding name for a plane.
Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2022 09:33 PM (teDSj)
Posted by: Bete at April 18, 2022 09:33 PM (eqyIS)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2022 09:34 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 18, 2022 09:16 PM (1zXFg)
Dr. Jill is gonna need to find a pinch-fucker for Joe.
Posted by: ZOD at April 18, 2022 09:34 PM (x8kT3)
Heh, I lived just off the north end of the runway at Dobbins for a couple of years. Happened to be while it was the final assembly point for the F-22. Many evenings sitting on the back deck sipping a frosty beverage watching them fly their first hour.
Posted by: ballistic
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We must have been very close, as I lived in Smyrna, but was gone by the time of the F-22 rollout. I mostly recall C-5's whistling close overhead.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2022 09:34 PM (W66RU)
Posted by: Bete at April 18, 2022 09:33 PM (eqyIS)
I figure Minneapolis will be similar before too long.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2022 09:34 PM (F/J1O)
Hairy palms.
Posted by: JT at April 18, 2022 09:31 PM (arJlL)
The Heartbreak of Psoriasis.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
My money is on E. Coli contamination.
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 18, 2022 09:35 PM (307UP)
Posted by: Bete at April 18, 2022 09:33 PM (eqyIS)
I figure Minneapolis will be similar before too long.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2022 09:34 PM (F/J1O)
Is St Paul in same situation?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 18, 2022 09:36 PM (1zXFg)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 18, 2022 07:42 PM (eGTCV)
Be patient, that's coming.
Posted by: a.moron at April 18, 2022 09:36 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2022 09:33 PM (teDSj)
Twisted Sister >> Testicle Torsion as far as band names goes
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2022 09:36 PM (4I/2K)
Scales. Joe is her "human ward."
Posted by: ZOD at April 18, 2022 09:37 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Bete at April 18, 2022 09:33 PM (eqyIS)
I figure Minneapolis will be similar before too long.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2022 09:34 PM (F/J1O)
Is St Paul in same situation?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
Yes. No explanation needed.
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 18, 2022 09:37 PM (307UP)
Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2022 09:33 PM (teDSj)
Ouch, I remember a HS classmate having that happen in the aftermath of a failed BMX trick. Forever known at the guy who snagged his ballsack on the handlebars, what a sucky fate.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 18, 2022 09:37 PM (gi0Zt)
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Huh? Whut? You're not the boss of me!
Posted by: Icarus at April 18, 2022 09:37 PM (W66RU)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 18, 2022 09:38 PM (VcrLF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2022 09:38 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 18, 2022 09:38 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: azjaeger at April 18, 2022 09:25 PM (3/XaG)
"Moskva" is the largest by tonnage warship sunk since WW2, although it's close to the General Belgrano's tonnage. Factoids: The General Belgrano began life as the USS Phoenix, CL-46, a Brooklyn-class light cruiser commissioned in 1938. Main armament was 15 6-inch guns in 5 triple turrets. She was moored in Pearl Harbor on December 7th but was not damaged.
Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2022 09:38 PM (AMIL/)
Hey Anna, you posted a Doolittle Raid related prayer earlier IIRC, I forgot to copy it. Can you post a link?
TIA
~H
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 18, 2022 09:40 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: JT at April 18, 2022 09:31 PM (arJlL)
Harry Palms-rhe 2021 world fapping champion.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 18, 2022 09:41 PM (eGTCV)
He reached down and had his hand on the shoulder of the little girl in red. The messaging director has decided that pedophilia is not a message they want to get out.
Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2022 09:41 PM (kT5Bb)
Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2022 09:41 PM (teDSj)
A son that won D-Day single handedly and killed Corn Pop with a switch blade between the ribs.
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 18, 2022 09:42 PM (307UP)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2022 09:42 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2022 09:43 PM (U2p+3)
The real issue was no Russian airborne radar tracking the air picture, like our E-2D or the E-3 Sentry.
They chose ... unwisely.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2022 09:43 PM (u82oZ)
Anyone know the terminal attack phase flight profile of the Neptune anti-ship missile? And perhaps how it compares to the Harpoon?
Would be interesting for conjecture as to the likely damages, belowdecks. Very different for systems that climb and the suicide-dive into the ship, vs. sea-skimming hull penetrators.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2022 09:43 PM (QzJWU)
It turns out my cousins like the idea of me moving to KS. So it's in the running.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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This merits clarification. Some of my relatives would like the idea that I move to Kansas...but they live here in town.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2022 09:44 PM (W66RU)
I am available until the first week of July.
Looking forward to helping, if I can.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2022 09:44 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2022 09:30 PM (F/J1O)
I assume a quarter pounder in Manhattan cost about that now.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2022 09:32 PM (1zXFg)
Smoked prime rib is now going for $18 per half-pound at Rudy's BBQ in Houston. Holy Cow!
Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2022 09:45 PM (AMIL/)
Would be interesting for conjecture as to the likely damages, belowdecks. Very different for systems that climb and the suicide-dive into the ship, vs. sea-skimming hull penetrators.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2022 09:43 PM (QzJWU)
___________
Explosion in the coal bunker.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2022 09:45 PM (/U27+)
May you be healthy and surrounded by love.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2022 09:45 PM (u82oZ)
Why do we call some places by the local names but not others?
Bombay became Mumbai. Kyev is now Kiev.
But we don't call Germany Deutschland.
Wassup with that?
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 09:46 PM (Bmm73)
Would be interesting for conjecture as to the likely damages, belowdecks. Very different for systems that climb and the suicide-dive into the ship, vs. sea-skimming hull penetrators.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2022 09:43 PM (QzJWU)
I haven't seen any real data on it, but it's always referred to as a sea-skimmer.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2022 09:46 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 09:47 PM (Bmm73)
Why do we call some places by the local names but not others?
Bombay became Mumbai. Kyev is now Kiev.
But we don't call Germany Deutschland.
Wassup with that?
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 09:46 PM (Bmm73)
It's KEEV!
KEEV KEEV KEEV
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEV!!!!
Posted by: This... is XiNN at April 18, 2022 09:47 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2022 09:45 PM (/U27+)
They hit the magazine!
I would assume modern ships still have magazines- at least if they have guns.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2022 09:47 PM (F/J1O)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 18, 2022 07:44 PM (vjnX/)
Good clip of "Dr. No", Soothsayer. I've seen that film a dozen times and never realized that Bond's second shot was to the ass.
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Notice the smoke from Dent's gun all comes from the rear and none from the end of the barrel. Probably not from the gun at all, just FX.
Also can anyone tell the approx caliber of Bond's gun? It seems to have too small a hole to knock Dent like that.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 09:48 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2022 09:48 PM (F/J1O)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 18, 2022 09:49 PM (1zXFg)
Twisted Sister >> Testicle Torsion as far as band names goes
Posted by: Count de Monet
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http://www.twistedsisterswine.com/
[pours the Count a nice Merlot]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2022 09:49 PM (W66RU)
Also can anyone tell the approx caliber of Bond's gun? It seems to have too small a hole to knock Dent like that.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 09:48 PM (qfLjt)
Wasn't the first gun Bond carried like a .25?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2022 09:49 PM (F/J1O)
Posted by: This... is XiNN at April 18, 2022 09:47 PM (llON
So does this mean I have to start calling it Chicken Keev?
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2022 09:49 PM (Bmm73)
That line did jump right out at me as well. Psaki psaying the quiet part out loud.
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Yes. If it had been Trump, Obama, Bush then it would have been: "The President is not planning a trip to Ukraine."
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 09:50 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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http://www.twistedsisterswine.com/
[pours the Count a nice Merlot]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2022 09:49 PM (W66RU)
Much obliged, Mr. Hammer!
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2022 09:51 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 18, 2022 09:51 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: ZOD at April 18, 2022 09:51 PM (x8kT3)
Even most of the climb & dive types are "sea-skimmers", till that final quarter or half mile before impact. Then they do their quick and violent arc, diving into the relatively thin decks and deckhouses, from above.
Yep. Hawkeye radar planes and Phalanx CWIS systems are some of a ship's very best friends.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2022 09:51 PM (QzJWU)
A son and a wife and a daughter. He's misplaced a granddaughter, as well. Fortunately, Hunter has been a big help keeping the family close.
Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2022 09:52 PM (dx9uU)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 18, 2022 09:53 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2022 09:45 PM (AMIL/)
I go to Pappas BBQ only because it's close to my house . I haven't been in about three weeks but at that time a half pound of sliced brisket was $12.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 18, 2022 09:53 PM (1zXFg)
Also can anyone tell the approx caliber of Bond's gun? It seems to have too small a hole to knock Dent like that.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 09:48 PM (qfLjt)
Wasn't the first gun Bond carried like a .25?
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In the books he started with a Beretta and then migrated to a Walther PPK.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 09:53 PM (qfLjt)
Anyone know the terminal attack phase flight profile of the Neptune anti-ship missile? And perhaps how it compares to the Harpoon?
Would be interesting for conjecture as to the likely damages, belowdecks. Very different for systems that climb and the suicide-dive into the ship, vs. sea-skimming hull penetrators.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2022 09:43 PM (QzJWU)
I recall the Royal Navy being extremely surprised by the flammability of the innards of the modern cruiser HMS Sheffield, the first NATO ship hit by a modern anti-ship missile - an Exocet. About 40 years ago, in the Falklands War. Much of the fire was attributed to being started by un-used fuel in the Exocet, not to the warhead. Moskva/Neptune could be similar.
Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2022 09:54 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2022 08:26 PM (ESjRY)
Check writers that start digging for their checkbook in the bottom of their purse only after the cashier has totalled their bill . . .
FIFY.
Posted by: a.moron at April 18, 2022 09:54 PM (F6Xpw)
Thanks Ciampino,
I sensed that the wording was just a bit awkward, but did not pick on the significance of the "we"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 18, 2022 09:56 PM (hOUT3)
idk, BUT, like our ships, it was upgraded, and should have been able to defeat the missiles used. Also, should not have been on a routine course so close to shore.
Russian propaganda is a form of Force Projection, and after so many decades, much of it is just propaganda backed by nothing. Still ... They have a lot of resources, hard to say what is really going to happen with so many resources being poured into Ukraine that might slow/defeat a lot of the overwhelming force applied by Russia.
too bad Team Biden is anti-America and selling U.S. out at every turn, from Bagram to the US/Mexican border, to US trade with China.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 18, 2022 09:56 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2022 09:57 PM (haMNq)
"Oh, boy! Are we going to the Easter Egg hunt, Momma?"
"No, I'm sorry sweetie, apparently the invitation was lost in the mail."
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at April 18, 2022 09:57 PM (W66RU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2022 09:57 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2022 09:45 PM (AMIL/)
I go to Pappas BBQ only because it's close to my house . I haven't been in about three weeks but at that time a half pound of sliced brisket was $12.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 18, 2022 09:53 PM (1zXFg)
Rudy's has smoked prime rib three days a week. Last Friday I made the mistake of ordering a prime rib sandwich. Most expensive BBQ lunch I've ever had.
Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2022 09:57 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2022 08:26 PM (ESjRY
There is no reason to write checks in retail stores anymore. Even a Luddite like me wouldn't think of that. Pull out the debit /ATM card.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 18, 2022 09:58 PM (1zXFg)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2022 09:59 PM (xhaym)
Also, Bond supposedly carried a .32 PPK.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2022 10:00 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Bete at April 18, 2022 09:33 PM (eqyIS)
I figure Minneapolis will be similar before too long.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2022 09:34 PM (F/J1O)
Is St Paul in same situation?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
Yes. No explanation needed.
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Funny how in all the Minneapolis riots and such St. Paul never came up or its PD explicitly mentioned.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 10:02 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 18, 2022 09:53 PM (1zXFg)
So an 8.5lb brisket at the end of a cook is worth retail sales of about $200. *shocked eyes*
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2022 10:02 PM (4I/2K)
idk, but China's stealth fighters seem to be direct models of our own ... a million in cash to some Clinton like insider gives the codes on the laptop necessary for complete transfer of tech plans ...
"Eternal Life in Paradise" ... or at least some South Pacific Island equivalent for those Dem America hating insiders .. I really think this is how those atheists think. Fauci the terrorist surely has no problema with the half million he murdered by denying early treatment. Nihilism ... not just a theory.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 18, 2022 10:03 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 10:04 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 10:04 PM (qfLjt)
Pinch-hitter. Pinch-runner.
Posted by: ZOD at April 18, 2022 10:06 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 18, 2022 10:08 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 10:04 PM (qfLjt)
Pinch-hitter. Pinch-runner.
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Thanks. I'm not into baseball and do lack knowledge of the more esoteric lingo.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 10:10 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 18, 2022 10:14 PM (YynYJ)
idk, but China's stealth fighters seem to be direct models of our own ... a million in cash to some Clinton like insider gives the codes on the laptop necessary for complete transfer of tech plans ...
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Well the Russians apparently stole the Concorde blueprints. Their SST looked almost a clone, minus the variable pitch nose. I did see somewhere that the Chinese got hold of the plans for the Stealth Fighter - hook or by crook, more crook.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 10:15 PM (qfLjt)
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A check may take up to 2 weeks to clear whereas the debit card is almost instantaneous. Some people live dangerously.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 10:18 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: This... is XiNN at April 18, 2022 09:47 PM (llON
So does this mean I have to start calling it Chicken Keev?
Nope. Soon it will be Chicken Moskva.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 10:25 PM (qfLjt)
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6000 feet ! Wow I didn't realize it was sunk in such deep water.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 10:27 PM (qfLjt)
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You forgot 10% for the Big Guy.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 18, 2022 10:31 PM (qfLjt)
I was wondering if you ever considered changing the page layout of your blog? Its very well written
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