Piglet Cafe

Obviously this guy must be carrying food.

This guy is definitely carrying food.

Karma finally catches up with cat.

Training your yooman.

Sled dog!

Hundreds of goats traversing a sheer cliff-face.

Mom wants a rest.

Steve Inman: People are resorting to planting dangerous traps in their cars to deter car thieves in New Orleans, but what are you going to do when the state declares crime to be legal? Nitter link.

Run. Them. Down. Nitter link.

Fox cubs playing with a ball in the garden.🦊🎾🤩 pic.twitter.com/cyXA1AGxDB
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 12, 2022

That's his favorite spot when travelling.🐕🐾🚗😅 pic.twitter.com/7C0Xga3ysY
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 12, 2022

Happy dance..🐑💃😍 pic.twitter.com/aZr3V7UZmU
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 12, 2022

Owls are basically cats with wings.🦉😅 pic.twitter.com/T5ULnyFXiV
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 12, 2022

Relaxation at its finest..🌊🐕🐾😍 pic.twitter.com/FaGuqrI0Qi
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 11, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 Pigs!

Posted by: Beartooth at April 12, 2022 07:31 PM (+3ARs)

2 Hi ace!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 12, 2022 07:32 PM (Vxu+H)

3 Probably not a good time for a bacon joke

Posted by: Beartooth at April 12, 2022 07:32 PM (+3ARs)

4 Show me on the doll where the corporation touched you Lizzie.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2022 07:32 PM (R8uWY)

5 Top 10! W00t!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 12, 2022 07:33 PM (gryET)

6 Piglet is a cute little bacon factory.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 12, 2022 07:33 PM (Vxu+H)

7 I informed the Riff Raff that the Cafe is open.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 12, 2022 07:34 PM (+3ARs)

8 That pig is orangish.

Posted by: fd at April 12, 2022 07:34 PM (vrz2I)

9 Baby Bacon!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2022 07:35 PM (F/J1O)

10 Trump bacon

Posted by: fd at April 12, 2022 07:36 PM (vrz2I)

11 Piglet is a cute little bacon factory.
Posted by: Madamemayhem

Just a few more days and the suckling pig dinner will be ready.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 07:36 PM (e5yYv)

12 Omg. The piglet is too cute for words!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 07:36 PM (rF64X)

13 Having pasta w/prosciutto right now.
Tasty pig!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2022 07:36 PM (HsAzN)

14 I enjoy the way Foxes and Coyotes do that little hop when they pounce. Had a dog that did that when walking through fields.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 12, 2022 07:36 PM (+3ARs)

15 Bacon is so cute when it's little.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2022 07:36 PM (RkC6l)

16 7 I informed the Riff Raff that the Cafe is open.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 12, 2022 07:34 PM (+3ARs)

As I member in good standing of the Riff Coalition, we do not want to be associated with those rat bastard Raffists.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2022 07:36 PM (F/J1O)

17 @111 Since 1 Nov 1963 has there ever been a successful US sponsored toppling of a foreign government?
_____________

Allende's Chile?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2022 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

--------

1973. That was the *good* September 11th.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2022 07:36 PM (SKVme)

18 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 07:37 PM (arJlL)

19 That's one handsome pig.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 12, 2022 07:37 PM (iHqxB)

20 That Steve Inman video reminds me of the YouTuber who puts glitter bomb packages on porches.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 12, 2022 07:38 PM (xPl2J)

21 That's one handsome pig.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

He's no Arnold Ziffel......

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 07:38 PM (arJlL)

22 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 07:38 PM (Zz0t1)

23 That cat deserves much more severe karma.

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 07:38 PM (AMIL/)

24 Went pig hunting last weekend.

Didn't see any.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 07:38 PM (Zz0t1)

25 Owl likes to have the upper claw.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2022 07:38 PM (HsAzN)

26 Babe will save us!

Posted by: Ma at April 12, 2022 07:38 PM (4I/2K)

27 Fortnite is considered 'survival'? (Re: Jeopardy question.)

I thought it was a Battle Royale thingee.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2022 07:39 PM (F/J1O)

28 The DC fox cubs will never get to play with a ball. All because some demoncrat imbecile couldn't leave wildlife alone.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 12, 2022 07:39 PM (Vxu+H)

29 Willowed, reposted because I am in a reminiscing mood today:

I'm so glad I was around for that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare

So many great blogs. Eject! Eject! Eject! Rachel Lucas. Mean Mr. Mustard. Hog on Ice. Cold Fury. Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler. Lileks. USS Clueless.

Posted by: Sharkman

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 07:39 PM (ET441)

30 That's some pig.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2022 07:39 PM (RkC6l)

31 7 I informed the Riff Raff that the Cafe is open.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 12, 2022 07:34 PM (+3ARs)

Did you inform Magenta and Columbia?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 12, 2022 07:40 PM (II3Gr)

32 Willowed:
360 N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh.

Now David French's wife!

* Updates ever lengthening N.L. Urker's Excel spreadsheet *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 07:40 PM (u82oZ)

33 AWESOME

Posted by: Charlotte at April 12, 2022 07:40 PM (4I/2K)

34 I love how goats have pogo sticks for legs!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 12, 2022 07:41 PM (jTmQV)

35 Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No
Homer: Ham?
Lisa : No
Homer : Pork Chops?
Lisa: No. Dad they all come from the same animal .
Homer: ah yes, the wonderful magical pig.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 12, 2022 07:41 PM (bv+Jn)

36 So many great blogs. Eject! Eject! Eject! Rachel Lucas. Mean Mr. Mustard. Hog on Ice. Cold Fury. Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler. Lileks. USS Clueless.

Posted by: Sharkman
Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 07:39 PM (ET441)

Lileks is still around- at least the Bleat, I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2022 07:41 PM (F/J1O)

37 LOL at the cat karma video.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 07:41 PM (rF64X)

38 Karma cat needs to be part of Ozzy Man's next Cats Being Dodgy video.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2022 07:41 PM (RkC6l)

39 I got married on this date many, many moons ago,

I got divorced 2 1/2 years later.

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 07:42 PM (arJlL)

40 Good videos tonight

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2022 07:42 PM (2JoB8)

41 wow, haven't seen some of those names for a long time, Sharkman !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at April 12, 2022 07:42 PM (enSii)

42 Little pigs are just adorable, until they become delicious.

Posted by: huerfano at April 12, 2022 07:42 PM (MzKgG)

43 They're so cute when they're bacon.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2022 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

44 LOL at the cat karma video.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 07:41 PM (rF64X)

At the very end of the vid the cat still walks to the box like ' I meant to do that'

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 12, 2022 07:43 PM (bv+Jn)

45 Little pigs are just adorable, until they become delicious.
Posted by: huerfano at April 12, 2022 07:42 PM

The little bastards never let you in, though.

Posted by: B.B. Wolf at April 12, 2022 07:43 PM (RkC6l)

46 Sponge, I should have called you. Had plenty on Friday night.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 07:43 PM (r77w6)

47 Ah hah! I knew we were missing something:

🦇 🦇 🦇

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 12, 2022 07:43 PM (II3Gr)

48 I am appalled at the disrespect shown to that lovely piglet on this thread.

I want a large picture of the adorable creature on my wall.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 07:44 PM (rF64X)

49 JT same day?

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2022 07:44 PM (2JoB8)

50 I've noticed you guys like animals. I've never much trucked with no animals but I'm going to share links to the urban rescue ranch, which is run by a good Christian boy who rescues animals and supports his cause by making whacky youtube videos and probably the ticktocks as well, as kids do.

https://youtu.be/2gzeyQGJmLA

Posted by: sockamster at April 12, 2022 07:45 PM (OuH7W)

51 Pic up top makes me think about the pork belly I'm smoking

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 12, 2022 07:45 PM (eGTCV)

52 Three bats! Ah, Hah, Hah!

Posted by: The Count at April 12, 2022 07:45 PM (RkC6l)

53 Is piglet bacon like veal?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2022 07:45 PM (KZzsI)

54 I got married on this date many, many moons ago,

I got divorced 2 1/2 years later.
Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 07:42 PM (arJlL)

Congratulations and sorry? That must have sucked.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 07:45 PM (rF64X)

55 Spider pig
Spider pig
Does whatever a spider pig does
Can he swing from a web
No he can't
He's a pig
Lookout!
Here comes a spider pig

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2022 07:45 PM (GOs+T)

56 The Inman video flashes me back to first semester Criminal Law and the infamous "Spring Gun" case.

Case synopsis: As much fun as it might be to create, and as deserving of a lethal shot to the groin as most home invaders are, setting up a deadly device to defend your unoccupied home is a no-no.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 07:45 PM (ET441)

57 JT

A lucky escape.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 07:45 PM (u82oZ)

58 39 I got married on this date many, many moons ago,

I got divorced 2 1/2 years later.
Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 07:42 PM (arJlL)

Yikes. That bad, huh?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 12, 2022 07:46 PM (II3Gr)

59 TOday at the gym, I counted 5 folks using masks. 3 while doing the cardio

Posted by: sockamster at April 12, 2022 07:46 PM (OuH7W)

60 chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin')

Your august majesty, we are but poor simpletons hardwired for bacon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 07:46 PM (u82oZ)

61 I got married on this date many, many moons ago,

I got divorced 2 1/2 years later.
Posted by: JT

Were you forced to chew your own arm off?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 07:46 PM (Msys3)

62 Chique
No disrespect.
We are rooting for the little pork chop!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 12, 2022 07:46 PM (Vxu+H)

63 Case synopsis: As much fun as it might be to create, and as deserving of a lethal shot to the groin as most home invaders are, setting up a deadly device to defend your unoccupied home is a no-no.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 07:45 PM (ET4

It is the law. But it shouldn't be.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 12, 2022 07:46 PM (bv+Jn)

64 ace needs to start spannin' the URR videos. or not, maybe not enough bats

Posted by: sockamster at April 12, 2022 07:46 PM (OuH7W)

65 I never thought I would ever want a pet, but after visiting my brother who has a hilarious cat, I may get a kitteh if I ever move to a bigger place.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 07:47 PM (rF64X)

66 Chique
No disrespect.
We are rooting for the little pork chop!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 12, 2022 07:46 PM (Vxu+H)

LOL

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 07:47 PM (rF64X)

67
I may get a kitteh if I ever move to a bigger place.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 07:47 PM (rF64X)

Sumatran tiger.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2022 07:47 PM (SKVme)

68 Your august majesty, we are but poor simpletons hardwired for bacon.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 07:46 PM (u82oZ)

I understand. You are pardoned.

For now.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 07:48 PM (rF64X)

69 I got married on this date many, many moons ago,

I got divorced 2 1/2 years later.
Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 07:42 PM (arJlL)

Well we know the divorce wasn't because you always forgot your anniversary.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 12, 2022 07:48 PM (bv+Jn)

70 Who had a puppet called Pork Chop?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 12, 2022 07:48 PM (eGTCV)

71 Sharkman

Are we good with non-lethal traps like tiger pits, Yoko Ohno songfest locked rooms, and the Spanish Inquisition?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 07:48 PM (u82oZ)

72 Piglets keep growin' and a-growin', and finally turn into pigalots.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2022 07:48 PM (P3gRi)

73 Congratulations and sorry? That must have sucked.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin')

It was a lot of things......

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 07:48 PM (arJlL)

74 I never thought I would ever want a pet, but after visiting my brother who has a hilarious cat, I may get a kitteh if I ever move to a bigger place.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at Ap

the trick to cats, for cat dislikers, is to present them as the asocial little murder bots they are. Some folks appreciate that.

Posted by: sockamster at April 12, 2022 07:48 PM (OuH7W)

75 I am appalled at the disrespect shown to that lovely piglet on this thread.
I want a large picture of the adorable creature on my wall.
Posted by: chique l'African

Disrespect?
All I have seen is people respecting the future taste of the live rasher of bacon.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 07:49 PM (e5yYv)

76 JT

And that is how you became Mr. Smooth.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

77 Yikes. That bad, huh?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

Yep !

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 07:49 PM (arJlL)

78 Who had a puppet called Pork Chop?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 12, 2022 07:48 PM (eGTCV

You mean Lamb Chop ?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 12, 2022 07:49 PM (bv+Jn)

79 Who had a puppet called Pork Chop?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 12, 2022 07:48 PM

Are you thinking of Lamb Chop?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2022 07:50 PM (RkC6l)

80 I have downloaded the piggeh pic. I may make it my wallpaper or screen saver.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 07:50 PM (rF64X)

81 67
I may get a kitteh if I ever move to a bigger place.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 07:47 PM (rF64X)

I'm in 400 sq ft. Lucy the cat is just fine. No. She can't go outside, owls and hawks and coyotes and raccoons. She's just fine in a small place.

Get your kitteh. You'll not regret it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2022 07:50 PM (GOs+T)

82 My cat does the ambush thing.
I don't mind unless I am unclothed.
Cats are a never ending source of entertainment, or annoyance.
Your mileage may vary.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 12, 2022 07:50 PM (jTmQV)

83 The 2nd Inman Nitter link goes to twatter.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 07:50 PM (Zz0t1)

84 FJBs Medicare says all hospitals must force employees to get vaccinated, hospitals front ran the regulation to be compliant before it was adopted. "We have to do it! No choice!"

Trumps Medicare passed a rule that hospitals had to post their prices online by 1 Jan 2021.

The Patient Rights Advocate report found that only 14 percent of the 1,000 hospitals reviewed were compliant with these regulations, and only 0.5 percent of hospitals owned by the three largest U.S. hospital systems - HCA Healthcare, CommonSpirit Health, and Ascension - were compliant.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2022 07:50 PM (R8uWY)

85 the white maga shooter in nyc has been ID'd and you're never going to guess what.

Posted by: sockamster at April 12, 2022 07:50 PM (OuH7W)

86 Case synopsis: As much fun as it might be to create, and as deserving of a lethal shot to the groin as most home invaders are, setting up a deadly device to defend your unoccupied home is a no-no.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 07:45 PM (ET441)

I don't think it's illegal to simply scare them to death, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2022 07:51 PM (P3gRi)

87 That husky has it figured out in the trunk.

Posted by: Nip slip at April 12, 2022 07:51 PM (tarFl)

88 Sumatran tiger.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2022 07:47 PM (SKVme)

Uh, I think I will start small, but thank you for the suggestion.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 07:51 PM (rF64X)

89 N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh.

Lamb Chop was created by puppeteer and ventriloquist Shari Lewis. The character, a female lamb, first appeared during Lewis' guest appearance on Captain Kangaroo. Or so I am told.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 07:51 PM (u82oZ)

90 the white maga shooter in nyc has been ID'd and you're never going to guess what.
Posted by: sockamster

Hilary ?

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 07:52 PM (arJlL)

91 Useless Trivia:

Sour cream and onion flavored potato chips exist because, in olden tymes, it had become a fad in California to mix Lipton's onion soup mix with sour cream and use it as a chip dip. Lipton's, of course, was only too happy to exploit this fad in their advertising, and soon the popularity of what became known as "California Dip" had spread far and wide. From there, it only took an enterprising potato chip company to put the dip flavor right on the chips, and Sour Cream and Onion-flavored chips were born.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2022 07:52 PM (HsAzN)

92 Lileks is still around- at least the Bleat, I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

He is. So is Cold Fury and AI Rottweiler. Steve H at Hog on Ice found religion and now writes Tools of Renewal. And Bill Whittle of Eject x 3 is still out there, but he doesn't write as much good short commentary now.

The blogosphere un 2004/5 was so much fun and variety. Ace's genius in part has been bringing such variety to this blog that you don't need any of the others.q

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 07:52 PM (ET441)

93 Hilary ?
Posted by: JT at A

looks at least like a zero cash bail catch and release cuckoo bird democrat

Posted by: sockamster at April 12, 2022 07:52 PM (OuH7W)

94 @55 Here comes a spider pig

----

Spider-Ham. He's a real character, by the way, first introduced as the title character in a short-lived series that spoofed the real Marvel characters. He's a spider who was bitten by a radioactive pig, and has turned up in a couple of stories recently.

Posted by: junior at April 12, 2022 07:53 PM (G0Hgd)

95 Lamb Chop was created by puppeteer and ventriloquist Shari Lewis. The character, a female lamb, first appeared during Lewis' guest appearance on Captain Kangaroo. Or so I am told.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Lamb Chop, along with the Beav, sadly, were KIA in Vietnam.

There they were. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 07:53 PM (Msys3)

96 1 Useless Trivia:

Sour cream and onion flavored potato chips exist because, in olden tymes, it had become a fad in California to mix Lipton's onion soup mix with sour cream and use it as a chip dip. Lipton's, of course, was only too happy to exploit this fad in their advertising, and soon the popularity of what became known as "California Dip" had spread far and wide. From there, it only took an enterprising potato chip company to put the dip flavor right on the chips, and Sour Cream and Onion-flavored chips were born.

Posted by: Guy Smiley

I prefer ketchup flavored potato chips

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2022 07:53 PM (GOs+T)

97 I'm in 400 sq ft. Lucy the cat is just fine. No. She can't go outside, owls and hawks and coyotes and raccoons. She's just fine in a small place.

Get your kitteh. You'll not regret it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2022 07:50 PM (GOs+T)

I will definitely think about it. It's just that I am already feeling crowded here, lol. But looking at home prices, I may have to stay put anyway, so maybe I will just go ahead and do it. We shall see.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 07:53 PM (rF64X)

98

Alternate Inman links

https://tinyurl.com/4fb5vhk4

https://tinyurl.com/mtf4sjms

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2022 07:54 PM (63Dwl)

99 7 I informed the Riff Raff that the Cafe is open.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 12, 2022 07:34 PM (+3ARs)

Lights on? soooo....

/starts to sing...

There's a lighttttttt ... over at the Frankenstein place.....

Posted by: Riff Raf,,, at April 12, 2022 07:54 PM (oHd/0)

100 I prefer ketchup flavored potato chips
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2022 07:53 PM (GOs+T)

Those lucky Canucks. I can never find 'em in the US. One chain when I lived back east carried them for a while.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2022 07:54 PM (HsAzN)

101 ----

Spider-Ham. He's a real character, by the way, first introduced as the title character in a short-lived series that spoofed the real Marvel characters. He's a spider who was bitten by a radioactive pig, and has turned up in a couple of stories recently.
Posted by: junior at April 12, 2022 07:53 PM (G0Hgd)

Meatwad > Spider-Ham

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 07:54 PM (Zz0t1)

102
Uh, I think I will start small, but thank you for the suggestion.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 07:51 PM (rF64X)

They're the smallest breed of tiger, chique. Petite. And they lurk in the water and strike their prey, much like a crocodile. So you should have a place with a water feature.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2022 07:54 PM (SKVme)

103 77 Yikes. That bad, huh?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

Yep !
Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 07:49 PM (arJlL)

Oof. Truth be told I should have hit eject in the first 12 months myself but there was that whole holy vows before God thing. Knowing what I know now, I realize how naive and stupid I was.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 12, 2022 07:54 PM (II3Gr)

104 That little lamb is just adorable.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 07:54 PM (wyw4S)

105 Lamb Chop was created by puppeteer and ventriloquist Shari Lewis. The character, a female lamb, first appeared during Lewis' guest appearance on Captain Kangaroo. Or so I am told.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 07:51 PM (u82oZ)

Shari Lewis was a hottie. She was reputed to order lamb in restaurants just to mess with peoples' heads if they recognized her when dining out. Sounds like my kind of gal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2022 07:55 PM (P3gRi)

106 From there, it only took an enterprising potato chip company to put the dip flavor right on the chips, and Sour Cream and Onion-flavored chips were born.

Posted by: Guy

California dip is *way* better than the flavored chips.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 07:55 PM (e5yYv)

107 Tonypete

I thought the tale started, No shit, ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 07:55 PM (u82oZ)

108 @55 Here comes a spider pig

----

Spider-Ham. He's a real character, by the way, first introduced as the title character in a short-lived series that spoofed the real Marvel characters. He's a spider who was bitten by a radioactive pig, and has turned up in a couple of stories recently.
Posted by: junior at April 12, 2022 07:53 PM (G0Hgd)

There was a spider-pig in the Spider-Man into the Spiderverse movie.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 07:55 PM (rF64X)

109 Happy Dance! Ah, the joy of running. Never experienced that.

Posted by: Javems at April 12, 2022 07:55 PM (AmoqO)

110 Meatwad > Spider-Ham
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 07:54 PM (Zz0t1)

Meatwad make the money, see.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 12, 2022 07:55 PM (II3Gr)

111 Stir in those tiny canned shrimp into the sour cream and Lipton onion soup mix and you have one of my favorite potato chip dips.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 12, 2022 07:56 PM (xxG/v)

112 Running Nitter must be hell on earth for those poor servers. They could maybe try upgrading CPU from 486SX to Pentium.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at April 12, 2022 07:56 PM (qpX6U)

113 chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin')

Prices will crater once the Recession hits. A tad bit of patience will be rewarded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

114 They're the smallest breed of tiger, chique. Petite. And they lurk in the water and strike their prey, much like a crocodile. So you should have a place with a water feature.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2022 07:54 PM (SKVme)

Hmmm.... No water feature here.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 07:56 PM (rF64X)

115 75 I am appalled at the disrespect shown to that lovely piglet on this thread.
I want a large picture of the adorable creature on my wall.
Posted by: chique l'African

Disrespect?
All I have seen is people respecting the future taste of the live rasher of bacon.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 07:49 PM (e5yYv)

Pork Chop... its a Hill to die on....

Posted by: Bad movie pun at April 12, 2022 07:56 PM (oHd/0)

116 And that cute little piglet at the top is precious too. I saw some 2 or 3 week old piglets at a farm once. They were the cutest little things and they made the cutest little squeaky noises. I didn't like to think of what their future held, but they sure were cute to look at.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 07:57 PM (wyw4S)

117 I had an owl I. Od hold in the palm of my hand. He was a mellow fellow.

Posted by: Eromero at April 12, 2022 07:57 PM (v09R2)

118 I just took the pork belly out of the smoker. It looks great.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 12, 2022 07:57 PM (eGTCV)

119 It is the law. But it shouldn't be.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Truth. Especially when TPTB have decided to stop charging most propery crimes.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 07:57 PM (ET441)

120 Britain has about a million different potato chip flavors. Okay maybe not a million but a lot.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 12, 2022 07:58 PM (bv+Jn)

121
That pig is orangish.
Posted by: fd

Orangepig good

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2022 07:58 PM (63Dwl)

122 Prices will crater once the Recession hits. A tad bit of patience will be rewarded.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

I figured. I just need to decide where to move to. The country is my oyster (not you, blue states).

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 07:58 PM (rF64X)

123 the white maga shooter in nyc has been ID'd and you're never going to guess what.
Posted by: sockamster

He is connected to trump because he once worked in the vicinity of a trump property.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2022 07:58 PM (R8uWY)

124 I thought the tale started, No shit, ...
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Poetic license.

Oh, I've been in the shit alright. . . .

Or

This one time, at band camp.. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 07:58 PM (Msys3)

125 Stir in those tiny canned shrimp into the sour cream and Lipton onion soup mix and you have one of my favorite potato chip dips.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 12, 2022 07:56 PM (xxG/v)

The Sea Monkeys?

Posted by: Charlotte at April 12, 2022 07:58 PM (4I/2K)

126 They were the cutest little things and they made the cutest little squeaky noises. I didn't like to think of what their future held, but they sure were cute to look at.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 07:57 PM (wyw4S)

Like Congresspersons, their cuteness fades by the time they are market-ready.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2022 07:58 PM (P3gRi)

127 Lamb Chop was on drugs.

Posted by: klaftern at April 12, 2022 07:59 PM (taPSh)

128 That pig is orangish.
Posted by: fd at April 12, 2022 07:34 PM (vrz2I)

Watch it, buddy.

Posted by: Charlie Crist at April 12, 2022 07:59 PM (SKVme)

129 Salt and Vinegar chips exist because of fish and chips. That does make sense.

Malt vinegar being a common condiment for the fries ("chips") in Merrie Olde as well as parts of Canada and the US (it's popular in WNY as a condiment for fries. Used to down many vinegar and ketchup-soaked fried in my bar days!)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2022 07:59 PM (HsAzN)

130 Like Congresspersons, their cuteness fades by the time they are market-ready.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2022 07:58 PM (P3gRi)
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I'll take a pig over a Congresscritter any time.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:00 PM (wyw4S)

131 bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022!

Baby animals are mostly cute. The Angus calves, bothering Mom, the baby goats hopping about, the baby turkeys, and the baby sheep are sooo cute.

Even fox kits are cute. But not newly hatched turkey vultures.

IMHO.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 08:00 PM (u82oZ)

132 Britain has about a million different potato chip flavors. Okay maybe not a million but a lot.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 12, 2022 07:58 PM (bv+Jn)

Crisps. It's like they have a different word for everything!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 12, 2022 08:00 PM (4I/2K)

133
Alternate Inman links

https://tinyurl.com/4fb5vhk4

https://tinyurl.com/mtf4sjms
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2022 07:54 PM (63Dwl)

My hero.

Thank you.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 08:00 PM (Zz0t1)

134 https://tinyurl.com/48ex55x7
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Would have wanted until ONT but seems the two foreigners impersonating Law Enforcement are out on bail, even though had a good little armament stash.

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2022 08:00 PM (2JoB8)

135 Carrot flavored chili. You get all the flavor of carrots without putting carrots in the chili.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2022 08:01 PM (R8uWY)

136 @108 There was a spider-pig in the Spider-Man into the Spiderverse movie.

----

That was Spider-Ham.

The character was created back in the '80s, and published under an imprint that otherwise did stuff for little kids (mostly cartoon adaptations, like Thunder cats; Spider-Ham was pure spoof, with references only older readers would get). Over the decades, Marvel has teased readers with cameos on things like variant covers. But they've only recently done a couple of stories with him.

Posted by: junior at April 12, 2022 08:01 PM (G0Hgd)

137 That pig is orangish.
Posted by: fd

Trump supporter!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 08:01 PM (e5yYv)

138 Theme music for the Little Pig up top from Green Jelly:

https://tinyurl.com/Tres-Little-Pigs

Classic.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 08:01 PM (ET441)

139 Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2022 08:01 PM (2JoB8)

140 Going to experiment on a larger feral hog-150 and up to see if a buttermilk soak will make the meat better.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:01 PM (r77w6)

141 The pork belly looks amazing but nobody would ever, ever confuse me with CBD.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 12, 2022 08:02 PM (eGTCV)

142 You are right about all the baby animals, Salty, and I agree about the turkey vultures too. Poor things.

Our neighbors had a fox have a litter under their porch, and those little kits were the cutest thing ever. They'd go walking with their momma. One day one of them somehow found its way up on our deck. He ran around for a bit, got bored, then ran down the stairs. But it was sure fun to watch.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:02 PM (wyw4S)

143 I'm beginning to suspect that the treasure on Oak Island may have already been found, if there was any. I have serious doubts about Skin Walker Ranch.

Posted by: Javems at April 12, 2022 08:02 PM (AmoqO)

144 Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2022 07:59 PM (HsAzN)

There was a fish and chips and fried chicken joint by my house when I was a kid. I always ordered the fried chicken but I was curious about the malt vinegar they had on the counter. Used it on my chicken and have been hooked on that combo ever since.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 12, 2022 08:02 PM (bv+Jn)

145 Malt vinegar being a common condiment for the fries ("chips") in Merrie Olde as well as parts of Canada and the US (it's popular in WNY as a condiment for fries. Used to down many vinegar and ketchup-soaked fried in my bar days!)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2022 07:59 PM (HsAzN)

My favorite condiments for French fries are salt and plain old white vinegar, which, along with ketchup, is almost unversally available in Canada. A few hoity-toity places have malt vinegar. Even Mickey D's has single-serve pouches of white vinegar.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2022 08:03 PM (P3gRi)

146 Ben Had

♩ Good evening! ♬

Is this another notch in the rifle stock?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 08:03 PM (u82oZ)

147 Good night, Skip!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 08:03 PM (rF64X)

148 123 the white maga shooter in nyc has been ID'd and you're never going to guess what.
Posted by: sockamster

He is connected to trump because he once worked in the vicinity of a trump property.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2022 07:58 PM (R8uWY)

Nope, just became a Non Terrorist due to his skin color.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 12, 2022 08:04 PM (oHd/0)

149 I think this is the first time Ace has posted a cute animal I would prefer to eat....

Posted by: Mookie at April 12, 2022 08:04 PM (u+Y3T)

150 Going to experiment on a larger feral hog-150 and up to see if a buttermilk soak will make the meat better.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:01 PM (r77w6)
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You'll need a pool of buttermilk. Or at least a bathtub full.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:04 PM (wyw4S)

151 I'm beginning to suspect that the treasure on Oak Island may have already been found, if there was any. I have serious doubts about Skin Walker Ranch.
Posted by: Javems at April 12, 2022 08:02 PM (AmoqO

I'm sorry. What did you say?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 12, 2022 08:04 PM (eGTCV)

152 NaCly no but I'm wondering if there is a way to use those bigger hogs.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:04 PM (r77w6)

153 Hi Ben Had.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 08:04 PM (rF64X)

154
I didn't like to think of what their future held,

--------

*gazes into crystal ball*

The greediest one will move to Delaware. He will become friends with another greedy pig who keeps him around to make him look smarter. Together, they will gobble up whatever they can, but it will never be enough. The first little pig will sire a truly disgusting little pig who becomes addicted to free-base truffles and underage pig-ass, and also kicks up 10% of his ill-gotten trough slop to him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2022 08:04 PM (SKVme)

155
I just need to decide where to move to. The country is my oyster (not you, blue states).
Posted by: chique l'African

No Blue Oyster cultist?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2022 08:05 PM (63Dwl)

156 I am betting an Amish Father of five.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2022 08:05 PM (F/J1O)

157 Are we good with non-lethal traps like tiger pits, Yoko Ohno songfest locked rooms, and the Spanish Inquisition?

Posted by: NaCly Dog

Official ruling from The Judges says no on the first two as it is unlawful imprisonment (and in the case of Yoko, a Crime Against Humanity under the Nuremberg Code), but Our Black Robed Masters grin at the last and say: Go For It!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 08:05 PM (ET441)

158 a bird shit on Biden while he was making remarks

insty has link to video

Posted by: DB at April 12, 2022 08:05 PM (geLO8)

159 The greediest one will move to Delaware. He will become friends with another greedy pig who keeps him around to make him look smarter. Together, they will gobble up whatever they can, but it will never be enough. The first little pig will sire a truly disgusting little pig who becomes addicted to free-base truffles and underage pig-ass, and also kicks up 10% of his ill-gotten trough slop to him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2022 08:04 PM (SKVme)
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Hey, don't insult those cute little piglets by comparing them to that odious family!

Call them turkey vultures instead.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:06 PM (wyw4S)

160 bluebell, no. I'll just take a shoulder or a ham and let the coyotes have the rest.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:06 PM (r77w6)

161
There was a fish and chips and fried chicken joint by my house when I was a kid. I always ordered the fried chicken but I was curious about the malt vinegar they had on the counter. Used it on my chicken and have been hooked on that combo ever since.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 12, 2022 08:02 PM (bv+Jn)

Douche chicken.

Coworker used to eat that shit. Stunk up the whole office.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 08:06 PM (Zz0t1)

162 {{{{Ben Had}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 08:07 PM (Zz0t1)

163 bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022!

I had two kits run up in the front yard and play as I stood still near a porch pillar. I was watching a big thunderstorm approach. Then two more kits came around the corner and started playing.

The storm got close, and a big Mama Fox showed up at the tree-line. The four kits noticed her look, straightened up, and followed her into the trees in a straight line.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

164 bluebell, no. I'll just take a shoulder or a ham and let the coyotes have the rest.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:06 PM (r77w6)
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Are you going to butcher it yourself?

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:07 PM (wyw4S)

165 I'm seeing news that a bird shit on Biden today during his speech.

I'm sure it was an American Eagle.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2022 08:07 PM (4fSQf)

166 That'll do, pig. That'll do.

Posted by: Farnmer Dudley Smith at April 12, 2022 08:08 PM (Bg/TD)

167 Ben Had

For the dogs, and alligator bait.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

168 Going to experiment on a larger feral hog-150 and up to see if a buttermilk soak will make the meat better.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:01 PM (r77w6)

I would think some type of soy sauce , vinegar , citrus marinade would make it edible. Maybe marinade it in potsticker sauce. That makes anything taste good.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 12, 2022 08:08 PM (bv+Jn)

169 I don't think it's illegal to simply scare them to death, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Certainly not under the "Reasonable Moron Standard" I would apply in my Courtroom.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 08:08 PM (ET441)

170 NaCly no but I'm wondering if there is a way to use those bigger hogs.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:04 PM (r77w6)

Could you grind the meat into sausage meat, and soak the ground meat in buttemilk or lemon juice?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2022 08:08 PM (P3gRi)

171 Ben Had check out Steve Renila's recipes.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 12, 2022 08:08 PM (eGTCV)

172 Hi chique, gonna recommend a mini doxie rather than a cat. They wil get you outside and walking. A cat plants in your lap and stays there.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:08 PM (r77w6)

173 I'm seeing news that a bird shit on Biden today during his speech.

I'm sure it was an American Eagle.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2022 08:07 PM (4fSQf)

Unfortunately, it was a small bird.

https://youtu.be/5jfXvf6e4hs

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 08:08 PM (Zz0t1)

174 The storm got close, and a big Mama Fox showed up at the tree-line. The four kits noticed her look, straightened up, and followed her into the trees in a straight line.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 08:07 PM (u82oZ)
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She was a good mama. Foxes really are pretty animals. Unfortunately I saw a dead one by the side of the road today.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:09 PM (wyw4S)

175 Funny how the aliens from Andromeda assume hot female human life forms. I guess they have not heard of body positivity, nose rings, androgyny....

Posted by: Mookie at April 12, 2022 08:09 PM (u+Y3T)

176 Sumatran tiger.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2022 07:47 PM (SKVme)

True Story: I was invited to be on a small survey crew that was to survey a reserve for Sumatran tigers. However, the Indonesian authorities wanted us on site before price and conditions were agreed to. So the head of our team declined the job.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 12, 2022 08:09 PM (+3ARs)

177 "No Blue Oyster cultist?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr"

Who wants to live in Cities On Flame?

Posted by: fd at April 12, 2022 08:09 PM (vrz2I)

178 I'm seeing news that a bird shit on Biden today during his speech.

Would have been great if he dabbed his finger in it and gave it a taste.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2022 08:09 PM (R8uWY)

179 Unfortunately, it was a small bird.

https://youtu.be/5jfXvf6e4hs
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 08:08 PM (Zz0t1

A small American Eagle, I'm sure.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2022 08:09 PM (4fSQf)

180 Douche chicken.

Coworker used to eat that shit. Stunk up the whole office.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 08:06 PM (Zz0t

I don't see how that's possible. You don't cook the malt vinegar.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 12, 2022 08:10 PM (bv+Jn)

181 bluebell, yes. I don't hunt unless I allow time for processing.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:10 PM (r77w6)

182 If a bird shit on trump it would have been proof that he was senile and had a stroke and had to be impeached and 25th amendmented.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2022 08:10 PM (R8uWY)

183 A small American Eagle, I'm sure.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2022 08:09 PM (4fSQf)

Or a Foo bird.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2022 08:11 PM (P3gRi)

184 I'm disappointed in that Biden bird poop story. I was really hoping it had landed on his head because I'm a bad person.

I was also hoping the bird was as big as whatever has been attacking my car.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:11 PM (wyw4S)

185 Follow the Insty link and it goes to Hot Air, just fyi.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2022 08:11 PM (F/J1O)

186
I don't see how that's possible. You don't cook the malt vinegar.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 12, 2022 08:10 PM (bv+Jn)

He went to LJS and yes, the Malt Vinegar sauce stunk up the entire office.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 08:11 PM (Zz0t1)

187 Ben Had, unfortunately, I am really not a dog person.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 08:12 PM (rF64X)

188 Unfortunately, it was a small bird.

The Eagle sent a subordinate. Why waste poop on something that already reeks of it?

Posted by: Mookie at April 12, 2022 08:12 PM (u+Y3T)

189 bluebell, yes. I don't hunt unless I allow time for processing.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:10 PM (r77w6)
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Good for you. Knowing how to butcher is a very useful skill. One which I do not possess in any way, shape, or form.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:12 PM (wyw4S)

190 184 I'm disappointed in that Biden bird poop story. I was really hoping it had landed on his head because I'm a bad person.

I was also hoping the bird was as big as whatever has been attacking my car.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:11 PM (wyw4S)

Let's start a petition to have the named a National Hero. Maybe a spot on Rushmore?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2022 08:13 PM (4fSQf)

191 Just tried Ghost Pepper sauce for the first time on it's own. Hotter than the scorpion pepper sauce he had the other day. Cleaner flavor though. Think the Scorpion is a habanero variety, has that same nasty tang to it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2022 08:14 PM (F/J1O)

192 Good evening, horde. What did I miss today, besides the subway shooter? Mr. April kept me informed about that.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 12, 2022 08:14 PM (OX9vb)

193 The Sea Monkeys?
Posted by: Charlotte at April 12, 2022 07:58 PM (4I/2K)

**********

Yes, that ad for Sea Monkeys came up often in the 70s when we had that shrimp dip.

Good times!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 12, 2022 08:14 PM (xxG/v)

194 chique, take one tour through an animal shelter. I went once for no good reason and Scooter looked at me and said " I knew you would come".

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:14 PM (r77w6)

195 Who wants to live in Cities On Flame?

Or Cities in Dust? https://bit.ly/36cVJ8I

Posted by: Mookie at April 12, 2022 08:14 PM (u+Y3T)

196 Let's start a petition to have the named a National Hero. Maybe a spot on Rushmore?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2022 08:13 PM (4fSQf)
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Let's start smaller. How about a statue of Biden in Delaware with the bird on his head? Placed in a park full of pigeons.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:15 PM (wyw4S)

197 chique, take one tour through an animal shelter. I went once for no good reason and Scooter looked at me and said " I knew you would come".
Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:14 PM (r77w6)

Getting dusty in here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2022 08:16 PM (P3gRi)

198 By the way AlaBAMA, now that you are moving to TN you are only one state away from the NoVaMoMe. Just saying.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:16 PM (wyw4S)

199 All I remember is the vinegar.

Posted by: dingus at April 12, 2022 08:16 PM (ROMjK)

200 AOP, yep, he got his forever home that day. He was a 3 time returnee.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:17 PM (r77w6)

201 198 By the way AlaBAMA, now that you are moving to TN you are only one state away from the NoVaMoMe. Just saying.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:16 PM (wyw4S)

This is true! I was too lazy to drive to Texas.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2022 08:17 PM (4fSQf)

202 200 AOP, yep, he got his forever home that day. He was a 3 time returnee.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:17 PM (r77w6)

Needed land, lots of land, 'neath the starry skies above?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2022 08:18 PM (F/J1O)

203 Britain has about a million different potato chip flavors. Okay maybe not a million but a lot.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at

Japan has more.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2022 08:18 PM (p6Md5)

204 Hi April - a bird pooped on Biden.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 08:18 PM (Msys3)

205 Wow, Tucker just had a GREAT idea. An Army of Davids to buy Twitter stock, give their proxies to Musk, and take over the company.

I've got 20 or 30K I'd be willing to put at risk to help that happen.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 12, 2022 08:18 PM (oHd/0)

206 Rachel Lucas is on FB but has discovered the joys of house plants. I miss the dog costumes.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 12, 2022 08:18 PM (YynYJ)

207 That's his favorite spot when travelling

""

Aww!!!
Why can't doggeh be like that?
He's so crazy in the car.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2022 08:18 PM (kf6Ak)

208 Speaking of pigs . . .

Jon Nicosia
@NewsPolitics
SOURCE: Chris Wallace is "having daily breakdowns" over the "miserable launch" of @CNNplus. Wants a "CNN show or is threatening to walk" they go on. "He is having staffers count how many times a day his promo is playing"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 12, 2022 08:19 PM (FVME7)

209 Bird scored on SloJo? Do birds generally take PayPal?

Posted by: klaftern at April 12, 2022 08:19 PM (taPSh)

210 eh, barn animals

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2022 08:19 PM (V13WU)

211 AlaBAMA, we won't hold that agin ya. Just get to a MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:19 PM (r77w6)

212 Good evening, horde. What did I miss today, besides the subway shooter?

===

Me ! I am kidding

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2022 08:20 PM (V13WU)

213 This is true! I was too lazy to drive to Texas.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2022 08:17 PM (4fSQf)
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Well I drive to Nashville once or twice a year to visit my son and if a 29-year-old like me can do it, so can you!

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:20 PM (wyw4S)

214 208 Speaking of pigs . . .

Jon Nicosia
@NewsPolitics
SOURCE: Chris Wallace is "having daily breakdowns" over the "miserable launch" of @CNNplus. Wants a "CNN show or is threatening to walk" they go on. "He is having staffers count how many times a day his promo is playing"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 12, 2022 08:19 PM (FVME7)

He really does think highly of himself! Sadly, no one cares about him. Poor narcissistic shit head.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2022 08:20 PM (4fSQf)

215 Bird scored on SloJo? Do birds generally take PayPal?
Posted by: klaftern at April 12, 2022 08:19 PM (taPSh)

Naw. They will just bill you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2022 08:20 PM (P3gRi)

216 175 Funny how the aliens from Andromeda assume hot female human life forms. I guess they have not heard of body positivity, nose rings, androgyny....
Posted by: Mookie at April 12, 2022 08:09 PM (u+Y3T)

No, they came here to actually get laid.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 12, 2022 08:20 PM (oHd/0)

217 204 Hi April - a bird pooped on Biden.
Posted by: Tonypete

Heh.

vmom, my dogs fight for the console between the front seats. Those things really aren't made for bulldogs, but they do their best.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 12, 2022 08:20 PM (OX9vb)

218 Chris Wallace is "having daily breakdowns" over the "miserable launch" of @CNNplus. Wants a "CNN show or is threatening to walk" they go on. "He is having staffers count how many times a day his promo is playing"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

These guys really are spoiled little girls, aren't they?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 08:21 PM (Msys3)

219 SOURCE: Chris Wallace is "having daily breakdowns" over the "miserable launch" of @CNNplus. Wants a "CNN show or is threatening to walk" they go on. "He is having staffers count how many times a day his promo is playing"

===

hahahah

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2022 08:21 PM (V13WU)

220
211 AlaBAMA, we won't hold that agin ya. Just get to a MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:19 PM (r77w6)

That's a pretty drive too. Through the smokies. Might stop and see Dolly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2022 08:21 PM (4fSQf)

221 That's a pretty drive too. Through the smokies. Might stop and see Dolly.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2022 08:21 PM (4fSQf)

Say 'Hello.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2022 08:22 PM (F/J1O)

222 A congressman [from Hawaii] who ran on a promise of giving constituents full-time representation has been absent from the Capitol [flying for an airline] for most of this year, according to a new report.�

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2022 08:22 PM (X5CsJ)

223 somebody forgot to position Chrissy for success

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2022 08:22 PM (V13WU)

224 Let's start a petition to have the named a National Hero. Maybe a spot on Rushmore?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2022 08:13 PM (4fSQf)

Where do we get such birds?

Posted by: Count de Monet, at Toko-Ri at April 12, 2022 08:22 PM (4I/2K)

225 Going to experiment on a larger feral hog-150 and up to see if a buttermilk soak will make the meat better.
Posted by: Ben Had

Gordon Ramsay has a suggestion
https://tinyurl.com/2p993t6h

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 08:22 PM (e5yYv)

226 Maybe CNN+ and Quibi can pool their money and have an even bigger bonfire.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2022 08:22 PM (R8uWY)

227 Britain has about a million different potato chip flavors. Okay maybe not a million but a lot.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at

Japan has more.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2022 08:18 PM (p6Md5)

Girl panty flavored chips shouldn't count.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 12, 2022 08:23 PM (bv+Jn)

228 The flyin Hawaiian is probably the most useful congresscritter.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 12, 2022 08:23 PM (oWBc3)

229 Bonfire of the Nonentities?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2022 08:23 PM (F/J1O)

230 Sheep ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F35hBt-SZ9w

not Pink Floyd ...

Posted by: Adriane the Stage Fright Critic ... at April 12, 2022 08:23 PM (okV1R)

231 AZ deplorable, Thank You.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:23 PM (r77w6)

232 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk uses his toxic masculinity to save the day again.

Posted by: fd at April 12, 2022 08:24 PM (vrz2I)

233 If only CNN+ had hired Wacky Psaki.

That would have boosted their numbers. Probably at least an additional thirteen people.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2022 08:24 PM (4fSQf)

234 232 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk uses his toxic masculinity to save the day again.
Posted by: fd at April 12, 2022 08:24 PM (vrz2I)

So... Season 1?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2022 08:24 PM (F/J1O)

235 That would have boosted their numbers. Probably at least an additional thirteen people.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2022 08:24 PM (4fSQf)
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Does she really have that many kids?

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:25 PM (wyw4S)

236 Or 2... or 3?

Although in the final episode, he is stuck in a woman's body.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2022 08:25 PM (F/J1O)

237 We only missed our initial daily audience target by 99.5%.

Posted by: CNN+ at April 12, 2022 08:25 PM (xxG/v)

238 chique,
I know I'm going to get a rash of crap for this, but..

Seattle is a gorgeous city. It is the gateway mountains and the sea, islands and rocky coastline and skiing and sailing and backpacking and hiking and discovery.
Yes. It's expensive. Yes. We have our issues.
It's going to get better.

I love it here and would take the time to show you around if you ever wanted to consider moving here.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2022 08:25 PM (U2p+3)

239 bluebell, she has two-one of which belongs to Kerry.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:26 PM (r77w6)

240 Jon Nicosia
@NewsPolitics
SOURCE: Chris Wallace is "having daily breakdowns" over the "miserable launch" of @CNNplus. Wants a "CNN show or is threatening to walk" they go on. "He is having staffers count how many times a day his promo is playing"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 12, 2022 08:19 PM (FVME7)

Haha. Hahaha. HAHAHAH HAHAHAH HAHAHAH.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 08:26 PM (rF64X)

241 Considering the theme, it would be a 'Rasher of Crap'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2022 08:26 PM (F/J1O)

242 I got a hankering for a cabbage roll.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 12, 2022 08:26 PM (Wnd0C)

243 This is the episode with the bareback alien. They are actually kind of dumb and gullible.

Posted by: fd at April 12, 2022 08:27 PM (vrz2I)

244 We only missed our initial daily audience target by 99.5%.
Posted by: CNN+ at April 12, 2022 08:25 PM (xxG/v)

Juust a bit outside.

Posted by: Bob Uecker at April 12, 2022 08:27 PM (4I/2K)

245 {{{ nurse ratched }}}

If you show her how to shot as good as you, it would be a plus. I see Seattle emptying out soon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 08:27 PM (u82oZ)

246 toxic masculinity ...a phrase that is an affront. to everything normal. toxic femininity..sounds just as stupid.

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2022 08:28 PM (V13WU)

247 Oh!
And PNWMoMe June 4!
Hit up Mark Andrew Edwards in left sidebar!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2022 08:28 PM (U2p+3)

248 Easy solution for CNN+: Each of the 10,000 subscribers "identifies" as 50 people. Bam! 2,000,000 subscribers.

Posted by: Mookie at April 12, 2022 08:28 PM (u+Y3T)

249 chique,
I know I'm going to get a rash of crap for this, but..

Seattle is a gorgeous city. It is the gateway mountains and the sea, islands and rocky coastline and skiing and sailing and backpacking and hiking and discovery.
Yes. It's expensive. Yes. We have our issues.
It's going to get better.

I love it here and would take the time to show you around if you ever wanted to consider moving here.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2022 08:25 PM (U2p+3

Oh, nurse. That is a wonderful offer. I am a cheapskate and I don't know if I can handle the prices. But I have a dear friend who lives in Seattle. I am planning to visit her at some point and would love to hang out with you while I am there m

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 08:29 PM (rF64X)

250 IMHO my pork belly is amazing but I'm not CBD and I don't play him on television.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 12, 2022 08:29 PM (eGTCV)

251 chique, take one tour through an animal shelter. I went once for no good reason and Scooter looked at me and said " I knew you would come".

Posted by: Ben Had

Destiny called for both of you. As it does.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 08:29 PM (ET441)

252 Nurse ratched, my late brother lived near Seattle (Centralia). When I visited there, I loved it. So, yeah, despite the lefty-ness, there is also a lot to enjoy about it.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 12, 2022 08:29 PM (OX9vb)

253 Spray and pray, Captain.

Posted by: Spock at April 12, 2022 08:29 PM (AGz39)

254 249 Easy solution for CNN+: Each of the 10,000 subscribers "identifies" as 50 people. Bam! 2,000,000 subscribers.

Posted by: Mookie at April 12, 2022 08:28 PM (u+Y3T)

*points at the 'no math' sign.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2022 08:29 PM (4fSQf)

255 is there a trick to getting Nitter links to work? I can never get the videos to play. They just spin and load.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:29 PM (wyw4S)

256 Sharkman, savior of baby goats. You have my undying respect.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:30 PM (r77w6)

257 Analysts initial predictions hoped that CNN+ would have 2 million subs, but the inflation caused by the Ukraine war and uncertainty over the specter of a republican controlled House are forcing Americans to tighten their wallets, and things that are considered luxuries, such as streaming services like CNN+ and Disney+ are taking an early hit.

Did I do that right?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2022 08:30 PM (R8uWY)

258 This is the episode with the bareback alien. They are actually kind of dumb and gullible.
Posted by: fd at April 12, 2022 08:27 PM (vrz2I)

Bareback? If he'd wear the condoms I supply, I wouldn't have to treat him later for all the exotic alien STIs he brings back aboard.

Posted by: Bones McCoy at April 12, 2022 08:31 PM (4I/2K)

259 I should have mentioned Putin and Trump, I think.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2022 08:31 PM (R8uWY)

260 AZ deplorable, Thank You.
Posted by: Ben Had

You're welcome. I watched, that man knows how to handle a knife.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 08:31 PM (e5yYv)

261 um um piglet

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2022 08:31 PM (yrol0)

262 258 Analysts initial predictions hoped that CNN+ would have 2 million subs, but the inflation caused by the Ukraine war and uncertainty over the specter of a republican controlled House are forcing Americans to tighten their wallets, and things that are considered luxuries, such as streaming services like CNN+ and Disney+ are taking an early hit.

Did I do that right?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2022 08:30 PM (R8uWY)

You're hired!

Posted by: CNN+ at April 12, 2022 08:32 PM (4fSQf)

263 Did I do that right?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2022 08:30 PM (R8uWY)
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Well, you left out Trump and global warming but otherwise you did great.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:32 PM (wyw4S)

264 So the facts I gather on the subway shooter are it was a guy in a orange green vest shooting a .380 Glock 17.

Posted by: fd at April 12, 2022 08:32 PM (vrz2I)

265 We are a huge disappointment to CNN+.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2022 08:32 PM (R8uWY)

266 Wow... Person of interest in NY shootings is Black.

Suddenly it is NOT the first thing I see on the MSN homepage....

What a Co In Ki Dink!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 12, 2022 08:33 PM (oHd/0)

267 bluebell, how do you feel about quail for dinner some night?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:33 PM (r77w6)

268 *points at the 'no math' sign.

Turns out my math was bad. Each person identifies as 200 people. Oops.

Posted by: Mookie at April 12, 2022 08:34 PM (u+Y3T)

269 I informed the Riff Raff that the Cafe is open.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 12, 2022 07:34 PM

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Magenta at April 12, 2022 08:34 PM (a3Q+t)

270 268 bluebell, how do you feel about quail for dinner some night?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:33 PM (r77w6)

I don't feel too good about it.

Posted by: Dan Quail at April 12, 2022 08:34 PM (4fSQf)

271 bluebell, how do you feel about quail for dinner some night?
Posted by: Ben Had

What do they eat? Are they expected to bring a gift?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2022 08:34 PM (R8uWY)

272 Although in the final episode, he is stuck in a woman's body.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

That's the one where Kirk has to be physically restrained from trying to fuck himself, correct?

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 08:34 PM (ET441)

273 magische schwein

Posted by: zombie frank Z at April 12, 2022 08:35 PM (dpnJh)

274 10000/2000000=

0.5%

I follow peeps on youtoube that have 1,000,000 views.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2022 08:36 PM (yrol0)

275 Cat Ass, I have the most amazing source for quail. I want to share with everybody.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:36 PM (r77w6)

276 So the facts I gather on the subway shooter are it was a guy in a orange green vest shooting a .380 Glock 17.
Posted by: fd at April 12, 2022 08:32 PM (vrz2I)

So he was trying to piss people off?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2022 08:36 PM (yQpMk)

277 Seattle is truly a beautiful place. I lived there for one misbegotten year in 2009 - 2010. I've regretted moving since. Although now as bad as it has gotten with medical (and other) tyranny, I don't see how I could live there again. Sad.

Posted by: Mookie at April 12, 2022 08:36 PM (u+Y3T)

278 We are a huge disappointment to CNN+.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2022 08:32 PM (R8uWY)

A badge I will wear with honor till my death.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 08:37 PM (Zz0t1)

279 Sharkman, savior of baby goats. You have my undying respect.

Posted by: Ben Had

Thanks. Ben Had. You have mine.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 08:37 PM (ET441)

280 ~~Let's~~ Imma gonna go on you, Brandon!

Posted by: The Bird, now a hero to 80+ million Americans at April 12, 2022 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

281 bluebell, how do you feel about quail for dinner some night?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:33 PM (r77w6)

I don't feel too good about it.
Posted by: Dan Quail at April 12, 2022 08:34 PM (4fSQf)

Oooo. The quail we had last year was amazingly good.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 08:38 PM (Zz0t1)

282 As they say, bring a .380 when you have nothing else. Too soon?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 12, 2022 08:38 PM (oWBc3)

283 bluebell, how do you feel about quail for dinner some night?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:33 PM (r77w6)
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My husband went quail hunting last year and came back with a whole bunch! They are delicious. We still have some in the freezer.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:39 PM (wyw4S)

284 Sponge, weren't they, We may just have to do that again, ya think?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:40 PM (r77w6)

285 Sad to hear about Gilbert Gottfried's passing. I always liked him.

Given that Gil was the king of 'too soon' I suppose I should honor his memory by making a few Dead Gilbert Gottfried jokes later this week.

Posted by: CppThis at April 12, 2022 08:40 PM (UewuT)

286 Hmmm.

Subway gunman known to FBI, who interviewed him in 2019. Another Known Wolf. Yet again.

Was the interview a job interview?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

287 Does quail taste like chicken?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2022 08:40 PM (4fSQf)

288 Did I do that right?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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You should have mentioned 'secondary', and 'tertiary' demographics and markets.

Posted by: Herbert Ruggles Tarlek, Jr. at April 12, 2022 08:41 PM (l0Lgi)

289 The wind this spring has been bad. Not a thing I see much since leaving Wyoming. We could see some trees knocked over.

I hate high winds. Stresses me the hell out. We had a big cottonwood fall on our house when I was a kid.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 12, 2022 08:41 PM (x8Wzq)

290 Sponge, weren't they, We may just have to do that again, ya think?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:40 PM (r77w6)

I would definitely not say no.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 08:41 PM (Zz0t1)

291 My husband went quail hunting last year and came back with a whole bunch! They are delicious. We still have some in the freezer.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:39 PM (wyw4S)

Are those the same quail as we have around here in AZ? Goofy little bobbing feather topknot?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2022 08:41 PM (P3gRi)

292 Does quail taste like chicken?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2022 08:40 PM (4fSQf)
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Similar. It's all dark meat.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:41 PM (wyw4S)

293
is there a trick to getting Nitter links to work? I can never get the videos to play. They just spin and load.
Posted by: bluebell

Try the links in comment #98 and see if they work for you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2022 08:41 PM (63Dwl)

294 If he'd wear the condoms I supply, I wouldn't have to treat him later for all the exotic alien STIs he brings back aboard.
Posted by: Bones McCoy at April 12, 2022 08:31 PM

Bones. If. You'd. Replicate them. With the. Ribs inside for MY. Pleasure, I'd. Wear them.

Posted by: James T. Kirk, Captain, UFP at April 12, 2022 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)

295 Kirk's making his move. Alien is perplexed, but intrigued.

Posted by: fd at April 12, 2022 08:42 PM (vrz2I)

296 My husband went quail hunting last year and came back with a whole bunch! They are delicious. We still have some in the freezer.
Posted by: bluebell
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[picks #8 shot out of teeth]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2022 08:42 PM (l0Lgi)

297 Are those the same quail as we have around here in AZ? Goofy little bobbing feather topknot?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2022 08:41 PM (P3gRi)
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I don't know. These came from Georgia. I didn't see them in their original form.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:43 PM (wyw4S)

298 Going to experiment on a larger feral hog-150 and up to see if a buttermilk soak will make the meat better.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:01 PM (r77w6)
Only one I ever had was not dressed by be, and it tasted like a pig smells.
But then again, poorly handled meat of any type really is disgusting.

Posted by: MkY at April 12, 2022 08:43 PM (cPGH3)

299 WALMART TO PAY TRUCKERS $110,000 A YEAR, MORE THAN DOUBLE AVERAGE COLLEGE GRAD SALARY: For context, Walmart drivers make more than the average college graduate with a four-year degree. College graduates start out with an average salary of $55,260.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2022 08:44 PM (yrol0)

300 Kirk's making his move. Alien is perplexed, but intrigued.

Kirk does better with aliens than I ever did with human females....

Posted by: Mookie at April 12, 2022 08:44 PM (u+Y3T)

301 Science girl @gunsnrosesgirl3
When you blindly follow others, there are consequences

Army ants are blind, relying on pheromones to track the ones in front, if one ant intersects with its old trail, it results in a circular death trap where they spiral until they die from exhaustion

https://nitter.net/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/
1513875159156989967

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 08:44 PM (UHVv4)

302 Dammit. Why can't we get the damn game? Using VPN and MLB app.. says the game is blacked out. Uh.. that's why we got the damn VPN. Not working.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2022 08:44 PM (nxdel)

303 Nurse Ratched is right about the Seattle/Puget Sound region. I lived there from 1989 to 2020 and loved the area for all its variety and beauty and things to do. I don't think there is a more beautiful place on Earth. Sadly, the DemonRats are ruining it, but I still miss it.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 08:44 PM (ET441)

304 MkY, anything over 50 lbs in the feral variety is not good eating. A trapped 50lb'er fed for 90 days is very good.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:45 PM (r77w6)

305 [picks #8 shot out of teeth]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2022 08:42 PM (l0Lgi)
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Yes, that too. It's kind of an adventure.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:45 PM (wyw4S)

306 Try the links in comment #98 and see if they work for you.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2022 08:41 PM (63Dwl)
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Yes! Much better, thank you.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 12, 2022 08:46 PM (wyw4S)

307 Federal prosecutors, we learned, charged two men they say were posing as federal agents, giving free apartments and other gifts to U.S. Secret Service agents, including one who worked on the first ladys security detail.

The names of the men?

Arian Taherzadeh and Haider Ali.

i keel u

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2022 08:46 PM (yrol0)

308 If he'd wear the condoms I supply, I wouldn't have to treat him later for all the exotic alien STIs he brings back aboard.
Posted by: Bones McCoy at April 12, 2022 08:31 PM

Bones. If. You'd. Replicate them. With the. Ribs inside for MY. Pleasure, I'd. Wear them.
Posted by: James T. Kirk, Captain, UFP at April 12, 2022 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)

I'll have to speak to Scotty about putting in some kind of filter to the transporter beam. That would eliminate one vector, at least. There's still shuttle craft and Star Fleet space stations to contend with.

Posted by: Bones McCoy at April 12, 2022 08:46 PM (4I/2K)

309 I doubt 110k is for someone brand new to trucking though. So its not apples to apples with a new grad. And how many hours a week is that? Guessing more than the standard 40 hour week.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 08:46 PM (MOUSY)

310 Walmart drivers also don't have to wait all day to get loaded. Company doesn't stand for it. Envy of the OTR set.

Posted by: Javems at April 12, 2022 08:47 PM (AmoqO)

311 Well, ben had... I would sure try to disprove that if I had feral hogs around here.
Heck, if a n A-rab can make a goat taste good...

Posted by: MkY at April 12, 2022 08:47 PM (cPGH3)

312 Army ants are blind, relying on pheromones to track the ones in front, if one ant intersects with its old trail, it results in a circular death trap where they spiral until they die from exhaustion

https://nitter.net/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/
1513875159156989967
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 08:44 PM (UHVv4)

I wonder if you could exploit that characteristic, and run them on little treadmills to generate Green energy?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2022 08:48 PM (P3gRi)

313 Treehouse has the latest on the NYC shooter. Black nationalist, 9mm, consumer-grade fireworks (i.e. not "smoke grenades"), and -- OF COURSE -- known to FBI.

https://tinyurl.com/5y7u68p2

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 12, 2022 08:48 PM (OssQ4)

314 Tough to get on with Wallmart. I imagine the hire only experienced drivers.

Posted by: Javems at April 12, 2022 08:48 PM (AmoqO)

315 Posted by: Bones McCoy at April 12, 2022 08:46 PM (4I/2K)

You have to think that STDs have been eliminated by then....

Posted by: Mookie at April 12, 2022 08:48 PM (u+Y3T)

316 Bones McCoy

You can cure any disease with the proper Transporter settings.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

317 Treehouse has the latest on the NYC shooter. Black nationalist, 9mm, consumer-grade fireworks (i.e. not "smoke grenades"), and -- OF COURSE -- known to FBI.

https://tinyurl.com/5y7u68p2
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 12, 2022 08:48 PM (OssQ4)

FBI is the enemy of the people. So is NY Government.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)

318 MkY, I don't wish feral hogs on anybody. I just have the luxury to kill the sows and leave them for the coyotes.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:49 PM (r77w6)

319 The cast and crew's personal title for the episode "Turnabout Intruder" was "Captain Kirk: Space Queen."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2022 08:49 PM (erOei)

320 Feeding a feral for 90 days? You are a serious Texan ma'am. I suffer from premature execution.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 12, 2022 08:49 PM (oWBc3)

321 People are resorting to planting dangerous traps in their cars to deter car thieves in New Orleans, but what are you going to do when the state declares crime to be legal?

Kill them. Because the state has declared it legal.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 08:50 PM (H4qIP)

322 Science girl @gunsnrosesgirl3
When you blindly follow others, there are consequences
Army ants are blind, relying on pheromones to track the ones in front, if one ant intersects with its old trail, it results in a circular death trap where they spiral until they die from exhaustion

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 08:44 PM (UHVv4)

How can she hate peer review process so much?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2022 08:50 PM (xhaym)

323
The names of the men?

Arian Taherzadeh and Haider Ali.

i keel u
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2022 08:46 PM (yrol0)

Equality and affirmative action. It will KEEL.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 08:50 PM (Zz0t1)

324 So obviously we need to ban 9mm guns and fireworks.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 08:50 PM (MOUSY)

325 Frank James, brother of Jesse!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2022 08:50 PM (63Dwl)

326 Well not as much a fan of Val Lewton as I thought. Two movies that I have missed: The Ghost Ship and The Seventh Victim.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2022 08:52 PM (erOei)

327 Are those the same quail as we have around here in AZ? Goofy little bobbing feather topknot?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

AOP,
The ones you see around here are Gambel's Quail.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 08:52 PM (e5yYv)

328 People are resorting to planting dangerous traps in their cars to deter car thieves in New Orleans, but what are you going to do when the state declares crime to be legal?

Kill them. Because the state has declared it legal.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 08:50 PM (H4qIP)

Do what you do when the state declares something illegal. Get a license from the government to do it.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2022 08:53 PM (xhaym)

329 Anna Puma

Have you replaced your writing with model making? Because you had some stories you were talking about.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

330 I just have the luxury to kill the sows and leave them for the coyotes.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:49 PM (r77w6)

We have "guides" that continue to release them into Mo, and them sell hunts.
Thank goodness they ain't around me.

Posted by: MkY at April 12, 2022 08:53 PM (cPGH3)

331 MkY, anything over 50 lbs in the feral variety is not good eating. A trapped 50lb'er fed for 90 days is very good.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 08:45 PM (r77w6)

The same with hobos.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2022 08:54 PM (yQpMk)

332 CNN: Inflation killing Biden and Democrats

That is the concern for CNN. Democrat are hurt. American people? Eh.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 08:54 PM (MOUSY)

333 ... and it tasted like a pig smells.
Posted by: MkY at April 12, 2022 08:43 PM

Boar taint. It also happens in those toxic masculine humans who work out.

Posted by: Journalist Katie at April 12, 2022 08:54 PM (a3Q+t)

334 BONES
HURT WHEN PEE

Posted by: the horta at April 12, 2022 08:54 PM (UHVv4)

335 The second tweet (about FBI knowledge of shooter) just got memory holed, and no longer exists on Twitter. Naturally.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 12, 2022 08:55 PM (OssQ4)

336 G'rump928(c)

I can see it now -- The Meat People. Ben Had and Cannibal Bob Emporium.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

337 I doubt 110k is for someone brand new to trucking though. So its not apples to apples with a new grad. And how many hours a week is that? Guessing more than the standard 40 hour week.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 08:46 PM (MOUSY)

Trucking is highly regulated. Including how long off and on. It can be hard work too, since most companies don't pay you if you are not driving, and they don't like to deadhead, so you may wind up sitting for a while waiting for a load to come up.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2022 08:56 PM (xhaym)

338 HURT WHEN PEE
Posted by: the horta at April 12, 2022 08:54 PM (UHVv4)

ZocDoc

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 08:56 PM (Zz0t1)

339 I find it weird that people get so hung up on cars. If it gets stolen, get the insurance money and a new car. Unless it is some hard to find exotic or classic, whatever you drive, there are 1000 others to choose from it just like yours.

Yeah I know it is a pain in the ass and all. But still, its just a car. No need to create boobytraps fer crying out loud.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 08:56 PM (MOUSY)

340 How do you pick a different server on Nord VPN? Anyone?

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2022 08:56 PM (nxdel)

341 MkY, anything over 50 lbs in the feral variety is not good eating.
Posted by: Ben Had

Ben Had, if you scroll through the Gordon R. video can you estimate the hog's weight?
Thanks.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 08:57 PM (e5yYv)

342 Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus

I saw it on another site, Daily Mail. They report, from Britain, all the news in the USA that the US news people want to silence.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

343 I'm just a car.

Posted by: Your fourth stolen car at April 12, 2022 08:58 PM (Xrfse)

344 AOP,
The ones you see around here are Gambel's Quail.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 08:52 PM (e5yYv)

Are they good to eat?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2022 08:58 PM (P3gRi)

345 Hours restrictions have changed but it used to be working 70 hours over 7 or 8 days. I forget

Posted by: Javems at April 12, 2022 08:59 PM (AmoqO)

346
Ben Had, if you scroll through the Gordon R. video can you estimate the hog's weight?
Thanks.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 08:57 PM (e5yYv)

That thing is somewhere around 2 bills. It was pretty big.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 08:59 PM (Zz0t1)

347 I wonder if you could exploit that characteristic, and run them on little treadmills to generate Green energy?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The Matrix, but laptop-size?

Posted by: mikeski at April 12, 2022 08:59 PM (P1f+c)

348 Evening folks.

I remember watching that Gilbert Gottfried roast of Joan Rivers when it aired. It was face-melting, as caustic as the love juices of the Gottfried-Rivers coupling itself. And then he topped it with the Cantone leprechaun joke! History was made that night.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 12, 2022 08:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

349
Are they good to eat?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Absolutely!
If I remember correctly season is mid-Nov through (or beginning) of Feburary.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 09:00 PM (e5yYv)

350 Daily Mail. They report, from Britain, all the news in the USA that the US news people want to silence.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

It's reciprocal, too. NY Post prints all the details that are de facto banned by British press. Like Muslim identities, for instance.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 12, 2022 09:00 PM (OssQ4)

351 That thing is somewhere around 2 bills. It was pretty big.
Posted by: Sponge

Thanks Sponge.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 09:01 PM (e5yYv)

352 Gilbert Gottfried: When the guy said "Too soon" I thought that I didn't pause between the setup and the punchline.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 12, 2022 09:02 PM (ybIRR)

353 This is my car. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My car is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my car is useless. Without my car, I am useless. I must drive my car true. I must drive faster than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must avoid him before he crashes me. I will.

Posted by: My Mother The Car at April 12, 2022 09:02 PM (4I/2K)

354 ||A 62-year-old man has been identified as a person of interest in the savage Brooklyn subway attack that injured at least 29 people Tuesday morning, officials said.

Frank James rented a U-Haul van tied to the N train attack in Sunset Park and is being sought for questioning, police said at an evening briefing.

The key to the van was found at the scene of the crime, as was a credit card that rented the vehicle out of Philadelphia, cops and law-enforcement sources said.||

Like the Barney Miller where the serial dismemberment killer left his wallet in the garbage-bag of body parts.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 09:02 PM (UHVv4)

355 The old "they have insurance" defense. Fuck me hard.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 12, 2022 09:03 PM (oWBc3)

356
Thanks Sponge.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 09:01 PM (e5yYv)

Plus, how the General struggled a bit pulling it up on the hanger for skinning.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 09:03 PM (Zz0t1)

357 Also "Frank R. James".

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 09:04 PM (UHVv4)

358 MkY, anything over 50 lbs in the feral variety is not good eating.
Posted by: Ben Had

People that raise hogs for meat castrate the males, lest the meat taste like piss.

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 09:05 PM (arJlL)

359 I find it weird that people get so hung up on cars. If it gets stolen, get the insurance money and a new car. Unless it is some hard to find exotic or classic, whatever you drive, there are 1000 others to choose from it just like yours.

Yeah I know it is a pain in the ass and all. But still, its just a car. No need to create boobytraps fer crying out loud.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

I have a 2007 Ranger and a 2010 Avenger. Both with liability insurance only. Why? Because full coverage won't pay for shit. If I did have full coverage and someone stole one, insurance won't be buying me a new car. So how's about people keep their dickskinners off my shit?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 09:05 PM (H4qIP)

360 . Ive had 2 cars stolen in the past. One time I ended up getting more money for it than it was worth by $3k since they had it listed as a better trim level. That worked out nicely.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 09:06 PM (MOUSY)

361 Tornado warning my ETEX county. Hard rain lights flickering.

Posted by: Eromero at April 12, 2022 09:06 PM (0OP+5)

362 For a moment there I thought that top image was one of my baby pictures. Then I realized the piglet has more facial hair than I do.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 12, 2022 09:07 PM (SchxB)

363 Also "Frank R. James".
Posted by: andycanuck

Any relation to Letitia James, NY Attorney General?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 12, 2022 09:07 PM (OssQ4)

364 Insurance would not buy new a new car. But you dont have a new car now. You would get money to buy a 2007 Ranger. Kinda the point of insurance, no?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 09:07 PM (MOUSY)

365 Yeah I know it is a pain in the ass and all. But still, its just a car. No need to create boobytraps fer crying out loud.
Posted by: Joe XiDen
---

You....have never filed an insurance claim, have you?

Posted by: ballistic at April 12, 2022 09:07 PM (oXNqT)

366 JT, vey true but these are feral. Kill all sows and any piglets between 50 and 80 lbs,

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 09:08 PM (r77w6)

367 The old "they have insurance" defense. Fuck me hard.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 12, 2022 09:03 PM (oWBc3)

Yep. I only have liability insurance on my vehicles because I don't cause accidents. I shouldn't have to buy comprehensive just because other people are thieves.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2022 09:08 PM (yQpMk)

368 336 G'rump928(c)

I can see it now -- The Meat People. Ben Had and Cannibal Bob Emporium.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

(A horror movie reference a lot of people may not get)

Do not stay at any hotel near Corsicana Texas named "Motel Hell." And don't buy sausage at any meat market near that Motel!

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 09:08 PM (AMIL/)

369 Tornado warning my ETEX county. Hard rain lights flickering.
Posted by: Eromero at April 12, 2022 09:06 PM (0OP+5)

They put the fear of God in us all day north of DFW and we basically got 15 minutes of rain.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 09:08 PM (Zz0t1)

370 360 . Ive had 2 cars stolen in the past. One time I ended up getting more money for it than it was worth by $3k since they had it listed as a better trim level. That worked out nicely.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 09:06 PM (MOUSY)

$3k !?! Exactly how much trim did the insurance company think you had on the vehicle?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 12, 2022 09:09 PM (9AE+U)

371 You lose foah cars now. You go home.

Posted by: Your insurance company at April 12, 2022 09:09 PM (Xrfse)

372 Eromero, keep your head down! Call me if you need anything!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 09:09 PM (r77w6)

373 >The old "they have insurance" defense. Fuck me hard.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 12, 2022 09:03 PM (oWBc3)

Yeah, quite something seeing BLM talking points being earnestly used here.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 12, 2022 09:09 PM (HsutE)

374
Do not stay at any hotel near Corsicana Texas named "Motel Hell." And don't buy sausage at any meat market near that Motel!
Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 09:08 PM (AMIL/)

If you're wandering about in the wilderness and trip over burlap bags on the ground.........

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 09:09 PM (Zz0t1)

375 365

I am currently in the process of getting a car repaired from a hit and run.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 09:09 PM (MOUSY)

376 364 Insurance would not buy new a new car. But you dont have a new car now.
---
In the post immediately previous to this one you literally said "get the insurance money, get a new car."

So where we at now there hoss?

Posted by: ballistic at April 12, 2022 09:10 PM (oXNqT)

377 Ive had 2 cars stolen in the past. One time I ended up getting more money for it than it was worth by $3k since they had it listed as a better trim level. That worked out nicely.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 09:06 PM (MOUSY)

So, the car thief wasn't the only thief involved.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2022 09:10 PM (yQpMk)

378 JT, vey true but these are feral. Kill all sows and any piglets between 50 and 80 lbs,
Posted by: Ben Had

Wouldn't the piglets be good eating ?

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 09:10 PM (arJlL)

379 #354 Alleged shooter was a Black Nationalist fan...

https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/
1514029565622075405

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 09:10 PM (UHVv4)

380 It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters.

Posted by: fd at April 12, 2022 09:10 PM (vrz2I)

381 Eromero, rescind that, I will call you to see if you need anything.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 09:10 PM (r77w6)

382 Hail.

And a tight line squall approaching.

Have a great night, everyone.

May you be blessed with peace, love, and serenity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:10 PM (u82oZ)

383 Insurance would not buy new a new car. But you dont have a new car now. You would get money to buy a 2007 Ranger. Kinda the point of insurance, no?
Posted by: Joe XiDen

You've never filed an insurance claim, have you? I would be lucky to get $1k. And they won't hesitate to tell you to take it or leave it. Since the truck doesn't belong to anyone other than me, how about everyone keep their hands to themselves?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 09:10 PM (H4qIP)

384 Any relation to Letitia James, NY Attorney General?
-----------------
Same politics.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 09:11 PM (UHVv4)

385 The old "they have insurance" defense. Fuck me hard.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

Everyone knows car insurance is zero-deductible and covers full replacement cost, including sales tax. Especially the kind of insurance poor people in N'awlins can afford.

Posted by: mikeski at April 12, 2022 09:11 PM (P1f+c)

386 Plus, how the General struggled a bit pulling it up on the hanger for skinning.
Posted by: Sponge

Oh and I thought it was because he was a 'piddly' man...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 09:11 PM (e5yYv)

387 JT, the piglets-absolutely.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 09:11 PM (r77w6)

388 Let them eat insurance!

Posted by: Marie Antoinette at April 12, 2022 09:12 PM (KFhLj)

389 heh. Pigs: Three Different Ones just popped up in my music cue.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 12, 2022 09:12 PM (x8Wzq)

390 Any relation to Letitia James, NY Attorney General?
-----------------
Same politics.
Posted by: andycanuck

For real.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 12, 2022 09:12 PM (OssQ4)

391 Tell me you've never been the working poor without telling me you've never been the working poor.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 12, 2022 09:12 PM (HsutE)

392 It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters.
Posted by: fd at April 12, 2022 09:10 PM (vrz2I)

Hero pig like that, you just don't eat 'em all at once.

Posted by: Just The Punchline at April 12, 2022 09:13 PM (4I/2K)

393 You should want your car to be stolen so you can get a new electric car.

Posted by: Hacki Psaki at April 12, 2022 09:14 PM (vrz2I)

394 I totaled a 2008 F150 in a t bone accident in 2012. (His fault) I paid $24k for the truck. They gave me $12.5k. Take it or leave it. Only thing I could afford at &12.5 was the 2007 Ranger. So I had to go backwards in size and age.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 09:14 PM (H4qIP)

395 Ben Had, wind has died down, just rain now. Eromeros posted in central hallway, except MadisonTheCat in bathtub. One smart kitteh.

Posted by: Eromero at April 12, 2022 09:14 PM (0OP+5)

396 I was going to leave a syringe in my car somewhere where it would stab any car thieves with a note saying, "Congrats, you now have AIDS."

Just to mess with them. It wouldn't have AIDS.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2022 09:15 PM (7cRTM)

397 Do not stay at any hotel near Corsicana Texas named "Motel Hell." And don't buy sausage at any meat market near that Motel!

Is the Bates Hotel any good? I've heard people have a killer time there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 12, 2022 09:15 PM (SchxB)

398 Just to mess with them. It wouldn't have AIDS.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2022 09:15 PM (7cRTM)

It would have strychnine.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2022 09:16 PM (yQpMk)

399 Sitting here in the dark, at least phone still works. Big tornado warning, possible 80 mph winds, all power out for who knows how long. One really bug limb I can see in the road, not sure if it's off my big tree or my neighbors.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2022 09:16 PM (uoZQU)

400 Is the Bates Hotel any good? I've heard people have a killer time there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 12, 2022 09:15 PM (SchxB)

You never run out of hot water in the shower.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2022 09:16 PM (yQpMk)

401 391 Tell me you've never been the working poor without telling me you've never been the working poor.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 12, 2022 09:12 PM (HsutE)

Shit, this isn't even a "working poor" thing. Being a middle or even upper-ish middle-class wage-earner and having your car stolen or totaled by some retard should nearly qualify as a major life event even if you carry full-retard insurance on it.

You're going to be out a car and in a rental for a time if you're lucky, and be forced to find a car to drive to work in a short period of time, and one that may be more than you'd normally pay and not one you'd normally like, just to get back to "normal."

What a clueless, slapdick ass position to have.

Posted by: ballistic at April 12, 2022 09:17 PM (oXNqT)

402 Sounds like Frank James was crying for help with a the stuff he left behind at the scene, plus the fact that he managed to shoot 10 people at short range and didn't actually kill anyone. And he'd ranted about the NYC "Health" system letting him and his mental health diagnosis down.

Hopefully they find him before he hurts anyone else. He's probably already done himself in.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 09:17 PM (ET441)

403 I saw Really Bug Limb open for El Gato at Trees in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 09:17 PM (Zz0t1)

404 And oncor just sent me a text , they hope to have electric service back in 2 hours.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2022 09:18 PM (uoZQU)

405 Walmart drivers also don't have to wait all day to get loaded. Company doesn't stand for it. Envy of the OTR set.
Posted by: Javems at April 12, 2022 08:47 PM

===========�==

They can start drinking while still working? Sounds great!

Posted by: Bigsmith at April 12, 2022 09:18 PM (jEyoW)

406 Shit, this isn't even a "working poor" thing. Being a middle or even upper-ish middle-class wage-earner and having your car stolen or totaled by some retard should nearly qualify as a major life event even if you carry full-retard insurance on it.

You're going to be out a car and in a rental for a time if you're lucky, and be forced to find a car to drive to work in a short period of time, and one that may be more than you'd normally pay and not one you'd normally like, just to get back to "normal."

What a clueless, slapdick ass position to have.
Posted by: ballistic

Especially if you have your work tools in the truck. Insurance ain't buying new tools.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 09:19 PM (H4qIP)

407 Wouldn't the piglets be good eating ?
Posted by: JT

By the whiskers of my Chinny-Chin-Chin!

Posted by: alt Universe bearded Miklos at April 12, 2022 09:19 PM (QzkSJ)

408 Tom Servo, it jumped over me, nothing but rain here.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 09:21 PM (r77w6)

409 Do not stay at any hotel near Corsicana Texas named "Motel Hell." And don't buy sausage at any meat market near that Motel!
Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 09:08 PM (AMIL/)

Also, run at the first sound of chainsaws.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 12, 2022 09:21 PM (4I/2K)

410 You should want your car to be stolen so you can get a new electric car.
Posted by: Hacki Psaki

We used to laugh about stolen cars in Nawlins.

"But Officer, it ain't the car so much, as all dat Crack Cocaine in da trunk"

Posted by: How Miklos used to laugh, and laugh at April 12, 2022 09:21 PM (QzkSJ)

411 And oncor just sent me a text , they hope to have electric service back in 2 hours.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2022 09:18 PM (uoZQU)

That's not terrible in storm damage conditions.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 09:22 PM (Zz0t1)

412 rickb223- I always have work tools in my vehicle.

Posted by: Eromero at April 12, 2022 09:22 PM (0OP+5)

413 And oncor just sent me a text , they hope to have electric service back in 2 hours.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Hope is Our Plan

Posted by: OnCor at April 12, 2022 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)

414 Especially if you have your work tools in the truck. Insurance ain't buying new tools.
Posted by: rickb223
___

This^

Hub is an electrician.
Renting a Kia isn't an option.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 09:23 PM (nXjQg)

415 >What a clueless, slapdick ass position to have.
Posted by: ballistic at April 12, 2022 09:17 PM (oXNqT)

What? Why not just use your spare Mercedes while your lawyer is suing the insurance company over your Maserati that was "liberated"?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 12, 2022 09:23 PM (HsutE)

416 I am driving to SC tomorrow to bring my aged parents back to my house for Holy Week. Our church does a bang up job on Thursday Friday Saturday and Easter Sunday and my parents have never been here for it. And Saturday will be my Mother's 89th birthday, so if she is going to attend one, this might just be her only chance.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2022 09:23 PM (yQpMk)

417
I saw Really Bug Limb

THEM!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2022 09:23 PM (63Dwl)

418 Sponge, I'm so sorry life got in the way last weekend.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 09:23 PM (r77w6)

419 rickb223- I always have work tools in my vehicle.
Posted by: Eromero

What do you think your insurance company will reimburse if the car is stolen?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 09:24 PM (H4qIP)

420 Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo
Frank James, the person of interest in the #Brooklyn subway mass shooting, has many videos on YouTube discussing his militant black nationalist views. He recently expressed disappointment that Justice Ketanji Jackson is married to a white man.
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At least he's right about that!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 09:24 PM (UHVv4)

421 Sponge, I'm so sorry life got in the way last weekend.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 09:23 PM (r77w6)

Completely understood. We missed you, of course. We'll see you soon.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 09:25 PM (Zz0t1)

422 I am driving to SC tomorrow to bring my aged parents back to my house for Holy Week. Our church does a bang up job on Thursday Friday Saturday and Easter Sunday and my parents have never been here for it. And Saturday will be my Mother's 89th birthday, so if she is going to attend one, this might just be her only chance.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Welcome all to la Carolina del Sur!

Posted by: Miklos could practice Spanish at the Walmart today at April 12, 2022 09:25 PM (QzkSJ)

423 Big tornado warning, possible 80 mph winds, all power out for who knows how long.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Be safe Tom.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 09:26 PM (e5yYv)

424 Interestingly, my Mother was born on Easter Sunday in 1933. And then it was more than 50 years until her birthday fell on Easter again.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2022 09:26 PM (yQpMk)

425 Auto insurance won't replace your $50 Yeti tumbler, $150 special sunglasses, charging cords, or the remaining value of your Whataburger and Academy gift cards kept in your console, either, when your car is stolen.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 12, 2022 09:26 PM (4I/2K)

426 I knew a guy that had his car stolen 3 times. The same car. He kept getting it back. The odds of that happening are astronomical. The police never recover stolen cars.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2022 09:27 PM (7cRTM)

427 That's what happens when you use a lunar calendar.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2022 09:27 PM (yQpMk)

428 hogmartin, are your chickens ok? Helena Handbasket, it's headed your way.

Posted by: Eromero at April 12, 2022 09:27 PM (0OP+5)

429 Especially if you have your work tools in the truck. Insurance ain't buying new tools.
Posted by: rickb223

With respect my friend - it depends on your contract. Some will with no deductible applied.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 09:28 PM (Msys3)

430 The police never recover stolen cars.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

We do, but everybody got bills to pay.

Posted by: The NOPD Widows and Orphans Fund at April 12, 2022 09:28 PM (QzkSJ)

431 Source says suspect previously known to the FBI and cleared:

Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus
The FBI obviously had bigger fish to fry, entrapping Americans with plots to abduct governors and kneeling with BLM as it wrecks American cities

https://twitter.com/emeriticus/status/
1514019463993217026

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 09:28 PM (UHVv4)

432 hogmartin, are your chickens ok? Helena Handbasket, it's headed your way.
Posted by: Eromero at April 12, 2022 09:27 PM (0OP+5)

Yeah, they're just dumb. I think it's the paint chips.

Power flapped a couple times here though. I think I need more UPSes.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 12, 2022 09:28 PM (P4LRL)

433 Why is, "it doesn't belong to you so keep your hands off my shit" wrong?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 09:29 PM (H4qIP)

434 am driving to SC tomorrow to bring my aged parents back to my house for Holy Week. Our church does a bang up job on Thursday Friday Saturday and Easter Sunday and my parents have never been here for it. And Saturday will be my Mother's 89th birthday, so if she is going to attend one, this might just be her only chance.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

The Triduum (Thurs/Fri/Sat/Easter Sunday) is the Best time of the Church year!
And happy birthday to your Mom!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 09:29 PM (e5yYv)

435 Good evening, Horde.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2022 09:29 PM (TdMsT)

436 That's what happens when you use a lunar calendar.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

That maya be true.

Posted by: Miklos, Nohoch Uinic at April 12, 2022 09:29 PM (QzkSJ)

437 Ricb223- These are precision tools.

Posted by: Eromero at April 12, 2022 09:30 PM (0OP+5)

438 Ladyl,!!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 09:30 PM (r77w6)

439 I always have work tools in my vehicle.
Posted by: Eromero

What do you think your insurance company will reimburse if the car is stolen?
Posted by: rickb223

Stuff in the car that is stolen is a home insurance claim not an auto insurance claim.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 09:31 PM (e5yYv)

440 He recently expressed disappointment that Justice Ketanji Jackson is married to a white man.
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At least he's right about that!
Posted by: andycanuck

Is he a biologist?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 09:31 PM (Msys3)

441 Power flapped a couple times here though. I think I need more UPSes.
Posted by: hogmartin

What can brown-outs do for you?

Posted by: Miklos, just axin' at April 12, 2022 09:31 PM (QzkSJ)

442 The husky in the trunk is very cute.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 12, 2022 09:32 PM (W+kMI)

443 Good evening, Horde.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2022 09:29 PM (TdMsT)

*waves timidly from over by the open bar*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 12, 2022 09:33 PM (x8Wzq)

444 17 @111 Since 1 Nov 1963 has there ever been a successful US sponsored toppling of a foreign government?
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I may be biased but Rhodesia (Ian Smith by Carter/Andrew Young) and South Africa (de Klerk) would be my examples.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 12, 2022 09:33 PM (qfLjt)

445 I took a power-flap once.

Posted by: Jeff Sessionzzz at April 12, 2022 09:33 PM (iIfcI)

446 Since 1 Nov 1963 has there ever been a successful US sponsored toppling of a foreign government?

Other than the US right now?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 09:34 PM (e5yYv)

447 Stuff in the car that is stolen is a home insurance claim not an auto insurance claim.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

I've never had to use renter's insurance. Does that cover it also?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 09:35 PM (H4qIP)

448 Oh, I read foreign toppling US...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 09:35 PM (e5yYv)

449 Stuff in the car that is stolen is a home insurance claim not an auto insurance claim.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 09:31 PM (e5yYv)

Correct. Subject to your HO policy's 1% - 2% deductible, IIRC. Or maybe it's a flat stated deductible amount for 'personal property away from the home".
Got receipts?

And commercial property, say like precision tools used in a trade or business, would need coverage under a commercial policy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 12, 2022 09:35 PM (4I/2K)

450 I've never had to use renter's insurance. Does that cover it also?
Posted by: rickb223

If the car is parked at your home then it is home owners.
Renter's... I don't know, you'd probably have to get a rider to cover them. And I'd check as I saw above you have specialty tools in the vehicle.
(Rider for both home and renter which ever you need)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 09:38 PM (e5yYv)

451 Correct. Subject to your HO policy's 1% - 2% deductible, IIRC. Or maybe it's a flat stated deductible amount for 'personal property away from the home".
Got receipts?

And commercial property, say like precision tools used in a trade or business, would need coverage under a commercial policy.
Posted by: Count de Monet

So the apprentice who is driving an 8 yr old truck, barely making ends meet, has all these esoteric policies to cover all eventualities. Riiiiiiiiight.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 09:38 PM (H4qIP)

452 We had snow yesterday. I had a 5" diameter maple branch come down to the side of the front door. Lots of small stuff. The branch will stay until they come out to do the yard work this weekend. It's very confusing to the old dog. And the snow is all gone today.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 12, 2022 09:39 PM (YynYJ)

453 WOW. Wind died down enough to do damage assessment. Power lines down Iin my front yard, 2 huge old hackberries in my neighbor3s yard got yanked out of the ground by their roots. Smashed back of neighbors house, missed my garage by about 12 inches.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2022 09:43 PM (uoZQU)

454 WOW. Wind died down enough to do damage assessment. Power lines down Iin my front yard, 2 huge old hackberries in my neighbor3s yard got yanked out of the ground by their roots. Smashed back of neighbors house, missed my garage by about 12 inches.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2022 09:43 PM (uoZQU)

That would be a likely tornado. EF1, likely.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 09:44 PM (Zz0t1)

455 I got limbs all over, yard is a big mess, but I can't feel bad since neighbors are in such worse shape.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2022 09:45 PM (uoZQU)

456 So the apprentice who is driving an 8 yr old truck, barely making ends meet, has all these esoteric policies to cover all eventualities. Riiiiiiiiight.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 09:38 PM (H4qIP)

Yup. Personal property is personal insurance and commercial property is commercial insurance and ne'er the twain to be insured both under one policy. See exclusions and limitations. I reserve the right to be wildly wrong.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 12, 2022 09:46 PM (4I/2K)

457 453 WOW. Wind died down enough to do damage assessment. Power lines down Iin my front yard, 2 huge old hackberries in my neighbor3s yard got yanked out of the ground by their roots. Smashed back of neighbors house, missed my garage by about 12 inches.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2022 09:43 PM (uoZQU)
Tom, your trees just made the tv news according to Mrs. E. Glad you have no major damage. We had some small limbs down from a 40" diameter oak 10 feet from the house.

Posted by: Eromero at April 12, 2022 09:46 PM (0OP+5)

458 I find it weird that people get so hung up on cars. If it gets stolen, get the insurance money and a new car. Unless it is some hard to find exotic or classic, whatever you drive, there are 1000 others to choose from it just like yours.

Yeah I know it is a pain in the ass and all. But still, its just a car. No need to create boobytraps fer crying out loud.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 08:56 PM (MOUSY)

Now do "My furniture and tools and my front door"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2022 09:47 PM (xhaym)

459 Wow.
Take care, Tom Servo

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2022 09:47 PM (U2p+3)

460 Tom Servo, glad that you and yours are OK.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 09:47 PM (r77w6)

461 We watched the cat in the box whacking that guy over and over. Soooooo funny! AND most funny is when the cat falls, he walks away like "yeah, it was totally worth it."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'the whole kittenkaboodle are in cahoots' at April 12, 2022 09:47 PM (FAxhf)

462 We watched the cat in the box whacking that guy over and over. Soooooo funny! AND most funny is when the cat falls, he walks away like "yeah, it was totally worth it."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'the whole kittenkaboodle are in cahoots' at April 12, 2022 09:47 PM (FAxhf)

Seemed staged to me, but I'm tainted because the media, medical and political communities have ruined EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 09:49 PM (Zz0t1)

463 Tom Servo, glad that you and yours are OK.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 09:47 PM (r77w6)

Double ditto!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 12, 2022 09:49 PM (4I/2K)

464 Since 1 Nov 1963 has there ever been a successful US sponsored toppling of a foreign government? I may be biased but Rhodesia (Ian Smith by Carter/Andrew Young) and South Africa (de Klerk) would be my examples. Posted by: Ciampino at April 12, 2022 09:33 PM (qfLjt)

1983 Grenada, 1989 Panama

One I observed personally, although I'm not sure how intentional it was. In the olden days there used to be riots every summer in Korea. The university students used to be drafted into either riot police or army, and the riot police knew they were going to be university students, so there was a built-in grudge, and when colleges were off in the summer they used to riot. In 1987 the riots were unusually bad. They got into Itaewon, the shopping district, and ladies going to the department stores got tear gassed. Students and riot police got killed. It was sort of like the George Floyd situation in that the whole country was talking about it. Then it was announced that the Assistant Secretary of State for East Asian and Pacific Affairs, Gaston Sigur, was coming to visit Korea. The entire nation asked itself why he would be visiting now. Part 2 to follow.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 12, 2022 09:49 PM (BMmaB)

465 I got limbs all over, yard is a big mess, but I can't feel bad since neighbors are in such worse shape.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Survivor guilt is real.
Take care of you and yours, and help the neighbors obviously.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2022 09:50 PM (e5yYv)

466 Posted by: Eromero at April 12, 2022 09:46 PM (0OP+5)

Glad you're okay too.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 12, 2022 09:50 PM (4I/2K)

467 Dearest {{{Ben Had}}} and {{{Pug}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2022 09:51 PM (TdMsT)

468 453 WOW. Wind died down enough to do damage assessment. Power lines down Iin my front yard, 2 huge old hackberries in my neighbor3s yard got yanked out of the ground by their roots. Smashed back of neighbors house, missed my garage by about 12 inches.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2022 09:43 PM (uoZQU

Glad you're okay. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2022 09:51 PM (4fSQf)

469 Tom Servo, glad that you and yours are OK.
Posted by: Ben Had

GRAB THE RUBY SLIPPERS

Posted by: Miklos, just sayin' at April 12, 2022 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)

470 The dog's favorite riding spot. I suspect he's cooler with most of him in the trunk and his head poking out, in the back seat. Looked quite pleased with himself.

Well off to bed. I have to finish cleaning up my place tomorrow. The Parental Units are coming down for Easter tomorrow and my place still looks like a frumpy, single, lazy, middle aged guy lives here. Imagine that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2022 09:53 PM (sAmhv)

471 Spring in TX is an unmitigated bitch.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 09:53 PM (r77w6)

472 Tom Servo & Eromero, glad you are ok

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2022 09:53 PM (kf6Ak)

473 Warner Bros. Bows to China by Censoring Gay Dialogue in 'Fantastic Beasts: Secrets of Dumbledore'

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2022 09:54 PM (X5CsJ)

474 Glad everyone is okay.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 12, 2022 09:54 PM (YynYJ)

475 Guess you're seeing this:

NYC subway shooter is Frank James, known Black Supremacist and was on the FBI radar since 2019.

Shocking.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 12, 2022 09:54 PM (4fSQf)

476 471 Spring in TX is an unmitigated bitch.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 09:53 PM (r77w6)

Are you having storms? I hope you are okay.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2022 09:55 PM (TdMsT)

477 Spring in TX is an unmitigated bitch.
Posted by: Ben Had

Unmiscegenated!

Posted by: Sen. Ernest "Fritz" Miklos-Hollings at April 12, 2022 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)

478 Ladyl, I'm good, The Horde east of me got the bad stuff.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 09:56 PM (r77w6)

479 Looks like just a limb down in the run, but it missed the coop. Probably scared the chickens but it was over two minutes ago so they've forgotten all about it.

https://stoatnet.org/treedown.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at April 12, 2022 09:56 PM (P4LRL)

480 In Korea they think they have a lot more of America's time and attention than they actually do. For example, right now I'm sure they are coming to the conclusion that our actions in supporting Ukraine are being undertaken primarily to deter North Korea from attacking them, but they are concerned that our unwillingness to commit our forces means that we might not commit our forces to Korea, and that Korea policy is the primary driver of our policy in Ukraine. The fact that 99 percent of Americans go through their daily lives without ever thinking of Korea does not compute.

So Gaston Sigur came to visit. The entire country leapt to the conclusion that he was coming to ask Chun Doo Hwan, the general who was dictator, to resign. I have never seen anything like it. Korea TV news tracked his airplane on its way to Korea. A news reporter did a visual from Hawaii where he stopped to refuel with the airplane in the background. When it landed at Kimpo, it was on live TV, and his motorcade to the embassy was covered live. The next morning, he got up, drove the short distance to the Blue House, met with General Chun, and then drove to Kimpo, got on the airplane and left, all covered live.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 12, 2022 09:57 PM (BMmaB)

481 NYC subway shooter is Frank James, known Black Supremacist and was on the FBI radar since 2019.

Shocking.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Not since 2019, until 2019

Posted by: Miklos, a.top.man. at April 12, 2022 09:57 PM (QzkSJ)

482 Heard from hogmartin, he and his chickens are ok. Hopefully Dave and Gingey didn't get lofted away. Nothing from Helena Handbasket who should've been stormed past 15 minutes ago.

Posted by: Eromero at April 12, 2022 09:57 PM (0OP+5)

483 Hogmartin, I'm glad the chickens are ok

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2022 09:58 PM (kf6Ak)

484 Having been through a couple tornados here in the Bluegrass my sympathies for those who're dealing with them and/or their aftermath.

Scary shit at night...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 12, 2022 09:58 PM (BFigT)

485 Part 3: Face being what it is in that part of the world, on Monday morning General Chun did the only thing he could do and resigned. General Roh Tae Oo, the vice president, became President.

I have often wondered whether anyone at the State Department in Foggy Bottom had any idea what they set in motion when they announced the Assistant Secretary's visit. But once the announcement was made, it was like watching a slow motion drama that played out over a span of three weeks or so and resulted in the change of a government.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 12, 2022 09:59 PM (BMmaB)

486 Honk!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2022 10:00 PM (R8uWY)

487 ONT is up

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 12, 2022 10:02 PM (4I/2K)

488 478 Ladyl, I'm good, The Horde east of me got the bad stuff.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2022 09:56 PM (r77w6)

I'm glad you're okay and it looks like Hogmartin is too. We need to hear from Helena!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2022 10:02 PM (TdMsT)

489 On how you're supposed to take shelter ahead of a storm; I was outside closing the garage door I'd left open (foolishly) about 60 seconds before the main blast. As I scooted through the back door I could hear the first tree coming down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2022 10:03 PM (uoZQU)

490 WeirdDave/Gingy/Little appear to be ok, no damage

Posted by: hogmartin at April 12, 2022 10:04 PM (P4LRL)

491 143 I'm beginning to suspect that the treasure on Oak Island may have already been found, if there was any. I have serious doubts about Skin Walker Ranch.
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Those guys on Oak Island right now couldn't find the treasure in a starter D&D dungeon. Of course, the guys writing their scripts couldn't do it either. As for Skin Walker Ranch, well, random weird and creepy stuff is random weird and creepy stuff. It's not going to show up when the people with TV cameras want it to.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 12, 2022 10:04 PM (W+kMI)

492 489 On how you're supposed to take shelter ahead of a storm; I was outside closing the garage door I'd left open (foolishly) about 60 seconds before the main blast. As I scooted through the back door I could hear the first tree coming down.
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Wow!! Hope you're not posting to us from Oz. Up here in Ohio we got sleet and snow flurries, but nothing that scary!

Posted by: exdem13 at April 12, 2022 10:06 PM (W+kMI)

493 off sock

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 12, 2022 10:08 PM (AiZBA)

494 485 I have often wondered whether anyone at the State Department in Foggy Bottom had any idea what they set in motion when they announced the Assistant Secretary's visit. But once the announcement was made, it was like watching a slow motion drama that played out over a span of three weeks or so and resulted in the change of a government.
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I would say yes they knew what might happen, since it was the time of Ronaldus Magnus when the government was mostly effective and did some good while they were at it, instead of burning $$$ like Heath Ledger's joker and finding new ways to screw over the USA and the free world at large.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 12, 2022 10:11 PM (W+kMI)

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