Boston School Has Transgender Explain to 4 and 5-Year-Olds That Sometimes Babies Are Assigned the Wrong Sex
David French: Republicans Are "Against Free Speech" Because They're Instructing Government Employees What They Can Teach Kindergarteners

First, a Boston charter school decided that four and five year olds needed a crash course in gender-bending.


Sarah Hammond, the school's assistant principal, opened the floor to Skyler for her "I am" statement, telling the children, "Remember: Your job during the Identity Share is to be listening really carefully so that you can learn something new about Mr. Skyer."

"So something that's really cool and unique about who I am is that I am transgender," Skyler, who is a female identifying as a male, said. [Emphasis added] "So when babies are born, the doctor looks at them and they make a guess about whether the baby is a boy or girl based on what they look like. Most of the time that guess is 100% correct; there are no issues whatsoever, but sometimes the doctor is wrong; the doctor makes an incorrect guess."

It's a "guess" when the doctor sees the baby's genitals.

Just a guess. Just spitballin'. Just dead-reckoning.

In the Atlantic -- the neoliberal propaganda organ whose chief foreign policy writer Anne Applebaum argued that the Hunter Biden laptop suppression was harmless because she, a diehard leftwing hyperpartisan, did not find the story "interesting," and whose editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg proclaimed that exposing the disinformation pushed by the leftwing media was itself just more "disinformation" -- David French declares that teaching transgenderism to kindergarteners was the next Blessing of Liberty (TM) he's proud to champion.


The American right has lost the plot on free speech. The passage of Florida's House Bill 1557, which bans "classroom instruction" on "sexual orientation and gender identity" in kindergarten through third grade and in a manner that isn't "age appropriate or developmentally appropriate" in all grades, K--12, is merely the latest in a string of what the free-speech-advocacy organization PEN America has called "education gag orders" that have been proposed by Republicans and passed by red-state legislatures from coast to coast.

David French, who consistently argues the case for free speech of liberals and against free speech of conservatives, has a lot of gall to accuse anyone else of inconsistency on this point.

Public school curricula are all controlled by the government. They always have been.

Does David French argue that grade school teachers should be allowed to teach whatever they feel like teaching?

Does he make this claim as to all possible sensitive or inappropriate matters a teacher might decide to teach? Or only regarding sexual matters?

Should they be allowed to teach key dogmas of Christianity?

Should they be allowed to teach that Islam promotes terrorism?

Should they be allowed to teach that a hugely disproportionate amount of crime is committed by black males aged 15 to 40?

That last point is true, and is relevant in discussions that Black Lives Matter has forced into the classroom, with its false claim that blacks are shot more often by police.

No, they're not -- whites are shot more, and when you control for the actual proportion of crime the races commit, blacks are actually shot less frequently than whites.

But you can't say that in the classroom, can you?

There are a whole host of true things that our liberal educrats forbid from being mentioned in the classroom, and would fire a teacher for saying.

States have whole Departments of Education and beneath those, but answering the DOE, local Boards of Education, making these inherently government-involved decisions.

I don't hear David French arguing that teachers should be free to teach that Evolution Is a Lie.

No, the only thing David French will fight for government-paid teachers' "right" to teach children -- who are present in government-funded schools due to government mandates of compulsory education up to age 16 -- is their "right" to teach children about homosexuality and transgenderism.

And his equivalency that "college = grade school" is shockingly false.

It's bad-faith false.

No one believes that the same level of complete freedom of educational curiosity to kindergarteners as to the legal adults attending college. Even David French doesn't believe that -- I hope.

But he makes the claim anyway, because this is now his grift.


Legal adults can attend classes about kink and bondage. Colleges really have those classes and "workshops."

Is he suggesting that grade schools should also feature them -- and if they don't, it's a case of "The GOP losing the plot on free speech"?

Again, I think he's just making arguments in extremely bad faith, as usual -- but maybe he really does believe this.

He has made similar claims before.

David French has previously claimed that it is a "blessing of liberty" that drag queens should be invited into government-funded libraries by radical leftwing librarians and put on sexualized drag shows for young children aged four to eight years old, in the guise of a "story hour."

And he recently claimed that anyone complaining about KBJ's light sentences for child pr0n who voted for Trump was a hypocrite, because Trump appeared in archival footage in a Playboy video about adult, legal-aged women.

Thereby conflating the sexualization of little children with the sexualization... of adult women who it's perfectly legal to sexualize.

It's quite a Groomer move to conflate these two very different things, David.

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What a very strange equivalency to assert, David. The equivalency itself endangers children's safety.

Actual ped0s make the argument children should just be thought of as "little adults" who possess every "right" to be sexual (and to be sexualized) as adults possess...?

People who protect children, on the other hand, make the argument that adults and children are very, very different, and sex involving them is to be treated very, very differently.

David French's very easy conflation of "adult female giving her consent to be photographed naked" with "children with no legal power to consent being photographed having sex with other children and with adults" is troubling.

Either he's really believes this, or he's so deranged and leftwing now that there is literally no argument so repulsive that he won't make it if it gets him a paycheck and some Attaboys from his palz on the libertine left.

I hope he'll retract this evil equivalency, but I don't think he will: He's already been chastised about it and is standing behind it.

And also, because the same people who attack Trump for "never backing down, no matter how wrong, because of his oh-so-fragile ego" themselves never back down, no matter how wrong, because of their oh-so-fragile egos.


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>>>And...I presume Trump wasn't having sex with the women in the playboy video anyway?
Posted by: 18-1

No, Trump's appearance in the video that David French is so scandalized by is news footage of him popping a bottle of champagne to welcome the Playboy limo as it arrives at Trump Tower. The news footage was then spliced into the opening montage of the Playboy video.

He also did a news conference/promotional appearance with Playboy playmates staying at his hotel which was cut into another Playboy-branded video. Which French doesn't mention, but I'll mention it.

Neither clip is sexual.


I wonder if French even saw the clip he's so outraged by, or if he relies entirely on his Trusted Sources at CNN and Vice to accurately describe the video.

Posted by: Ace at 04:23 PM




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1 First

Posted by: Akua Makana at April 12, 2022 04:24 PM (YkUJb)

2 Yeah, but it's not grooming grooming.

Posted by: Whoopi at April 12, 2022 04:25 PM (rm7UR)

3 Ah ha ha ha!! First. First. First. *Dances around*
I thought that it would never happen to me. *Sings*

Posted by: Akua Makana at April 12, 2022 04:25 PM (YkUJb)

4 When it comes to the corruption of young, undeveloped impressionable minds, there is no Free Anything. . . . . . . there is only accountability. . .. . .and the possible loss of one's life (the deviant aberrant offender). Star Chamber. Time for Star Chamber.

Posted by: H8 RINO Rat Bastards & Lincoln Project Bush Lineage Lotion guzzlers at April 12, 2022 04:26 PM (5DfsO)

5 These people are monsters and pedos.

When I am elected King: Pedos will be nullified - whatever that means.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 04:26 PM (Msys3)

6 Top ten!

Posted by: Squid at April 12, 2022 04:26 PM (6C+Gj)

7 How many digits do humans have on each hand?

Do some humans have fewer? Do some have more?

How many digits do humans have on each hand?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 12, 2022 04:26 PM (WiKDA)

8 Now how did you Humans get to the top of the food chain again?

Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2022 04:26 PM (erOei)

9 Any 'teacher' who feels the need to validate xerself to 6 year-olds shouldn't be allowed anywhere near children. You want the burning times? Because this is how you get purification by fire.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 12, 2022 04:27 PM (gryET)

10 If French keeps trying to sell this as a "blessing of liberty" and succeeds, it will likely have the effect of causing people to reject the concept of liberty altogether.

Which perhaps is the whole point.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2022 04:27 PM (bhRsz)

11
GET THESE FUCKING ILLITERATE
ASSHOLES OUT OF THE SCHOOLS!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 12, 2022 04:28 PM (PgFwl)

12 I think the best point I've seen regarding all of this grooming perversion is that these people are teaching classes on chopping parts off before the children are taught classes on what the parts do.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 12, 2022 04:28 PM (WiKDA)

13 10 If French keeps trying to sell this as a "blessing of liberty" and succeeds, it will likely have the effect of causing people to reject the concept of liberty altogether.

Which perhaps is the whole point.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2022 04:27 PM (bhRsz)

Now do "sparks of divinity"...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2022 04:28 PM (6FeV1)

14 Oh, and that French fag can fuck xerself.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 12, 2022 04:28 PM (gryET)

15 How long before we find out David French now wants to be known as Danica French?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 12, 2022 04:28 PM (9VUoo)

16 BLAM BLAM MOTHERFUCKINGHAMSTERFUCKERS

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2022 04:28 PM (W2Pud)

17 If you defend child predators, that means you are one.

That's the logic of the Left, let them choke on it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 12, 2022 04:28 PM (m0zqP)

18 David French sees no difference between having sex with kids and having sex with willing adults apparently.

And...I presume Trump wasn't having sex with the women in the playboy video anyway?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2022 04:28 PM (ESjRY)

19 David French looks exactly like you think he would if you central casting was scouting for soy-infused groomers.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 12, 2022 04:29 PM (ppBhU)

20 When I look at you, Skyler, I guess that you are a mentally ill dipshit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 12, 2022 04:29 PM (C03xt)

21 Remember: Your job during the Identity Share is to be listening really carefully so that you can learn something new about Mr. Skyer."

Y'mean like he's a fucking groomer? Or where he lives so he can get a good talking to? That he's blowing the teacher's Wang?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 12, 2022 04:29 PM (tgp/G)

22 9 Any 'teacher' who feels the need to validate xerself to 6 year-olds shouldn't be allowed anywhere near children. You want the burning times? Because this is how you get purification by fire.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 12, 2022 04:27 PM (gryET)

Heck, we haven't even tried a good old fashioned ass-kickin' yet.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2022 04:29 PM (6FeV1)

23 "When babies are born the dr looks & makes a guess on whether the baby is a boy or girl. Sometimes the dr is wrong. If they are right, the baby is cisgender"
___

LOL

Your secret is out, Docs!

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 04:29 PM (nXjQg)

24 Sick perverts.
These pedophiles need a cell in general population.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 12, 2022 04:29 PM (8C2DK)

25 Cont from last thread,

BIG Rest In Peace wishes to Gilbert Gottfried.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 12, 2022 04:29 PM (XvPQV)

26 >>>And...I presume Trump wasn't having sex with the women in the playboy video anyway?


No, he just popped a bottle of champaign and poured it on the door of the playboy limo as it stopped in front of Trump Tower to let out its passengers, who I guess were staying there.

Posted by: ace at April 12, 2022 04:29 PM (0G13K)

27 Does anyone seriously listen to any of Mr French's thoughts on anything?

He comes across as a complete douche so why would you?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 12, 2022 04:29 PM (ELpXt)

28 The left: Why do you wingnuts thing we are a bunch of pedos?

Also the left: Really who are you to say that toddler doesn't want to discuss his balls with me? You know, after I force him to listen to me talk about mine?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2022 04:30 PM (ESjRY)

29 The inference is that French is a pedophile.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2022 04:30 PM (5kI0z)

30 BIG Rest In Peace wishes to Gilbert Gottfried.
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 04:30 PM (nXjQg)

31 "When babies are born the dr looks & makes a guess on whether the baby is a boy or girl. Sometimes the dr is wrong. If they are right, the baby is cisgender"


This broad is wildly confused on the definition of "guess."

Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2022 04:30 PM (bhRsz)

32 Also that highly credentialed cutie from the other day nailed it, too.

If a seven year old has questions about what gay is or if he might be a girl, that's a bright flashing light indicating abuse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 12, 2022 04:31 PM (WiKDA)

33 we are headed for the planet of the apes

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022 04:31 PM (us2H3)

34 Groomie French

Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 12, 2022 04:31 PM (OalnH)

35 The only reason to talk to little kids about your kink is because you want to involve them in your kink.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2022 04:31 PM (ESjRY)

36 These fuckers are really gonna hate the backlash. Because it's coming.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2022 04:31 PM (nxdel)

37 >29 The inference is that French is a pedophile.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2022 04:30 PM (5kI0z)

If French is defending it, he's at least pedi-adjacent.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 12, 2022 04:31 PM (gryET)

38 I'm old enough to remember when Doctors were heroes. Now they guess and mis-gender newborns.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot at April 12, 2022 04:31 PM (dbdgv)

39 Not saying David French is a kiddie diddler but I think he is at least CURIOUS about it....

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2022 04:31 PM (CYnTg)

40 Tire irons heah! Getcha tire irons heah!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 12, 2022 04:31 PM (II3Gr)

41 The left: Why do you wingnuts think we are coming for your children?

Also the left (singing): WE ARE CUMMING FOR YOUR CHILDREN!

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2022 04:31 PM (ESjRY)

42 The inference is that French is a pedophile.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2022 04:30 PM (5kI0z)

Even beyond the creepy kid thing


Does anything he has to say matter?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 12, 2022 04:32 PM (ELpXt)

43 "Congratulations, Mrs. Smith! It's a....."

*looks quizzically*

*flips baby this way and that*

"Girl? No, boy. Definitely boy. I think. Hey, is it supposed to be this purple? Whatever. NEXT!!!!!"

Posted by: Dr. Wokenstein, OB-GYN at April 12, 2022 04:32 PM (6FeV1)

44 Maybe they should teach docs how to recognize gender while in medical school, instead having them guess.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 04:32 PM (nXjQg)

45 Whoever had The Left Are Secret Creepy Pedophiles on their bingo cards a few years ago, come cash in.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 04:32 PM (TtJAb)

46 Put it on the Wall.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2022 04:32 PM (DOReJ)

47 David French's very easy conflation of "adult female giving her consent to be photographed naked" with "children with no legal power to consent being photographed having sex with other children and with adults" is certainly... eyebrow-lifting.

Either he's got a real problem, or he's so deranged now there is literally no argument so repulsive that he won't make it if it gets him a paycheck and some Attaboys from his palz on the libertine left.

++++
Power of "and."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2022 04:32 PM (DU+/6)

48 F'ing Groomers

Posted by: Zeera at April 12, 2022 04:32 PM (eFR3E)

49 "Thereby conflating the sexualization of little children with the sexualization... of adult women who it's perfectly legal to sexualize."

I thought sexualizing women was no longer allowed. Look at Hillary Clinton, if you don't believe me.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 12, 2022 04:32 PM (Ynyl9)

50 These people are evil incarnate.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 12, 2022 04:32 PM (khAeP)

51 I'm old enough to remember when the most annoying thing about David French was that he kept bringing up the fact and his wife adopted a black kid from Africa every time somebody criticized his writing on The Corner.

Mind you this was after he had informed everybody in the continental United States that he served.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2022 04:33 PM (wb1YC)

52 My suggestion is run the rat bastard up the flag pole

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2022 04:33 PM (2JoB8)

53 Slightly overlooked in all the trans insanity (Transanity?):

If having the wrong body for your "gender" is as common as it seems these days, and it requires radical surgery and lifetime hormones to treat, then this is a staggeringly common birth defect, many times more common than cleft palate, congenital heart defects, and Downs combined. It means that there are - and always were - massive numbers of babies born without the ability to function without radical interventions.

And yet we just noticed that this was happening within the past decade.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at April 12, 2022 04:33 PM (HhaYz)

54 37 >29 The inference is that French is a pedophile.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2022 04:30 PM (5kI0z)

If French is defending it, he's at least pedi-adjacent.
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I thought if you weren't anti-pedo, you were a pedo. Isn't that how that works, you have to be anti ?

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot at April 12, 2022 04:33 PM (dbdgv)

55 OK, so.... its not OK to be a groomer.

A groomer is one who Grooms, thus a Groom?

A Groom is a husband to be... ie getting married.

Ergo, one MORE reason... I will remain single!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 12, 2022 04:33 PM (oHd/0)

56 "Congratulations, Mrs. Smith! It's a....."
*looks quizzically*
*flips baby this way and that*
"Girl? No, boy. Definitely boy. I think. Hey, is it supposed to be this purple? Whatever. NEXT!!!!!"
Posted by: Dr. Wokenstein, OB-GYN
___

lmao

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 04:33 PM (nXjQg)

57 If we just let fags get married, then the rest of the perverts won't be demanding anything else. Serious, you guys.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 12, 2022 04:33 PM (Qhnrt)

58 Maybe they should teach docs how to recognize gender while in medical school, instead having them guess.

Posted by: SMH




Just put a biologist on staff in the delivery room.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2022 04:33 PM (5kI0z)

59 Another chance for me to not give a shit what David French thinks.

These "people" are abusing their own children in order to virtue signal. What narcissism.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 12, 2022 04:33 PM (VNGpB)

60 Fuck all types of public schools.
Private ones or home schooling.
And fuck your school levys.
Once those start failing they will wake up.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 12, 2022 04:33 PM (8C2DK)

61 Please whatever you do, don't look at my porn folder.

- David French

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 12, 2022 04:33 PM (3TihK)

62 16 BLAM BLAM MOTHERFUCKINGHAMSTERFUCKERS
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2022 04:28 PM (W2Pud)

What the Nurse MIGHT be saying is...shotguns solve problems

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 12, 2022 04:33 PM (XvPQV)

63 David French looks like a Groomer.

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at April 12, 2022 04:33 PM (lfSFb)

64 33 we are headed for the planet of the apes
Posted by: REDACTED at April


Oooooo. Oooooo. Oooooo
Ahhhh. Ahhhhh. Ahhhh

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2022 04:33 PM (W2Pud)

65 Put it on the Wall.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2022 04:32 PM (DOReJ)


You spelled "against" wrong.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2022 04:33 PM (bhRsz)

66 Pardon the typo. That should read "he and his wife".

Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2022 04:33 PM (wb1YC)

67 Babies are never assigned the wrong sex. Full stop.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 12, 2022 04:34 PM (IWlxC)

68 So, if I am to understand...Trump saying the word "p*ssy" in private is infinitely worse then telling a toddler, in graphic detail you had yours removed or one added?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2022 04:34 PM (ESjRY)

69 Any 'teacher' who feels the need to validate xerself to 6 year-olds shouldn't be allowed anywhere near children. You want the burning times? Because this is how you get purification by fire.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 12, 2022 04:27 PM (gryET)

Don't care what anyone says, it's not validation they are looking for. That's giving them too much credit.

It's the thrill of the hunt and the conversion. Adults bore them. They want fresh meat.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 04:34 PM (TtJAb)

70 33 we are headed for the planet of the apes
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022 04:31 PM (us2H3)

So the big nuclear KABOOM is coming soon?

Posted by: Thrawn at April 12, 2022 04:34 PM (Rl7KJ)

71 so the doctor who delivers a baby might be mistaken if it's a boy or a girl, but teachers can tell when a 6 year old has been mis-gendered. OK, got it.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 12, 2022 04:34 PM (Ynyl9)

72 I'm not really going to be upset if there's a massive die off soon.

It's starting to look like a good idea....

Posted by: Stateless at April 12, 2022 04:34 PM (FsZ2q)

73 Dear Mr French

You actually are the french mistake literally. Go fuck yourself with a giant coconut. Don't forget to light it on fire first.
Regards
Mayhem

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 12, 2022 04:34 PM (Vxu+H)

74 Yes, MAE.
Shotguns do indeed solve problems.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2022 04:34 PM (W2Pud)

75 O/T:

Here's how bad things are for The Junta: Neither CNN nor MSNBC is showing Joe's big speech about using more ethanol to reduce gas prices.

I'm watching it on-line. Joe is talking very fast for him, launching into anecdotes unexpectedly, and using "look" and "not a joke" even more than usual. He is clearly amped up on speed more than usual; maybe the strain is beginning to drag him into the final downward spiral.

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 04:35 PM (AMIL/)

76 David French is a Pedophile.

I know this to be true because I read it on the internet.

But also, it doesn't have to be true.
Because Free Speech is sacrosanct and David French likes to fuck little boys.

But mostly because, David French likes to fuck little boys. And the Internet has confirmed this.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2022 04:35 PM (DOReJ)

77 French's comparison is truly bonkers. A guy hanging out with adult - that is, grown-up - porn chicks is not just slightly different from a guy who advocates for sexualization of children, it's wildly different. It's universally different. It's not just a different ballpark, it's a different game altogether. On another planet. Played by non-humanoids.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2022 04:35 PM (DU+/6)

78 Just put a biologist on staff in the delivery room.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
___

Heh.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 04:35 PM (nXjQg)

79 Really beginning to think French might be a pedophile himself, given his eagerness to defend the grooming of young children. Something is seriously fucking wrong with that guy, and it would not at this point surprise me in the least if he ended up like Jared of Subway.

Posted by: Biden Stercore in eius braccae at April 12, 2022 04:35 PM (0hHNz)

80 Telling kids who still believe in the Easter Bunny that there's something "unique and cool" about being "transgender."
Not. Grooming. At. All.

Posted by: Zek at April 12, 2022 04:35 PM (OzNIz)

81 It's currently Sexual Assault Awareness Week (SAAW) on my campus. I thought about asking the students who are promoting it if they thought this groomer behavior would rise the level of sexual assault.

But then I thought better of it because I don't want to be fired when they report me to the campus thought police (Title IX/DIE/HR).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2022 04:35 PM (YIVH2)

82 What is the over/under on when French gets arrested for child pron possession.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2022 04:36 PM (5kI0z)

83 In the Planet of the Apes book which was satirical people basically just devolved from laziness iirc...

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2022 04:36 PM (CYnTg)

84 So if a doctor can't accurately determine what a woman is, I have to assume a biologist can't either. Maybe it is a physics or math problem. Or just an unknowable mystery with no solution.

Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2022 04:36 PM (MxEKc)

85 "So when babies are born, the doctor looks at them and they make a guess about whether the baby is a boy or girl based on what they look like. Most of the time that guess is 100% correct;"

Mr. Skylar, I made a guess on my dog's gender based on observation of its genitalia. I'd hate to misgender him/xim/her, so any advice on figuring out what it is?

Posted by: Moron Philosopher at April 12, 2022 04:36 PM (JCZqz)

86 68 So, if I am to understand...Trump saying the word "p*ssy" in private is infinitely worse then telling a toddler, in graphic detail you had yours removed or one added?

***

"How can you be against abortion and pro death penalty?"

- every f****** leftist since the 1970s

Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2022 04:36 PM (wb1YC)

87 Medical school, internships, residency, licensing boards are all a crucible for developing a prospective physician's guessing abilities. Riiiight!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 12, 2022 04:36 PM (4I/2K)

88 74 Yes, MAE.
Shotguns do indeed solve problems.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2022 04:34 PM (W2Pud)

Yeah, the whole notion that 'violence never solved anything' can only be held by someone who it totally ignorant of all history.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 12, 2022 04:36 PM (oHd/0)

89
You're right: There is something deeply, disgustingly and disturbingly wrong with David French.

It's gross what he's revealing: A maggot and pus-oozing monster underneath a tailored suit.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 12, 2022 04:36 PM (lsaG7)

90 Doesn't PEN America have a second "e" in the context French uses it or is that just a pronunciation thing?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 12, 2022 04:36 PM (pYac8)

91 He hit you right in the cvnt!

Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried and the punchline at April 12, 2022 04:36 PM (C03xt)

92 Our former doctor told hubby and I years ago that the AMA is made up of a bunch of leftist idiots.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2022 04:37 PM (nxdel)

93 David French is a Pedophile.

I know this to be true because I read it on the internet.

But also, it doesn't have to be true.
Because Free Speech is sacrosanct and David French likes to fuck little boys.

But mostly because, David French likes to fuck little boys. And the Internet has confirmed this.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2022 04:35 PM (DOReJ)

Garrett IS on the internet and IS a credible source.

Print it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 12, 2022 04:37 PM (XvPQV)

94 Biden just now: "We're building back with you"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 12, 2022 04:37 PM (Ynyl9)

95 >>You spelled "against" wrong.


No. The Railroad Spikes will keep it there.
Next to the MAPs.

Where it belongs.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2022 04:37 PM (DOReJ)

96 I'm old enough to remember when Doctors were heroes. Now they guess and mis-gender newborns.
Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot at April 12, 2022


***
All the TV doctor shows like Dr. Kildare, Ben Casey, Marcus Welby, Medical Center, and M*A*S*H. Even House painted him as a . . . well, not a true good guy, not always a hero, but a protagonist you wanted to watch.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 04:37 PM (txdEq)

97 Didn't the Atlantic hire then fire Kevin Williamson for being insufficiently woke?

Posted by: aelfheld at April 12, 2022 04:37 PM (Zy9Yy)

98 This ends by this morherf*cker and the other thousands like him being arrested, thrown in prison, and charged with child sex crimes as appropriate.

Can anyone explain why that isn't happening?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 12, 2022 04:37 PM (9HUE9)

99 They live in Boston. That's really all I need to know. Sucks for the kids. But I don't need to risk my kids to save their kids, who they don't want to save, by the fact that they live in Boston.

Posted by: All I Need to Know at April 12, 2022 04:37 PM (Z/gGP)

100 61 Please whatever you do, don't look at my porn folder.

- David French
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 12, 2022 04:33 PM (3TihK)

Pharisee French doesn't have a "porn folder", he has folders labeled "Favorite Bible Verses" with all sorts of degeneracy inside.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 12, 2022 04:37 PM (Rl7KJ)

101 Any 'teacher' who feels the need to validate xerself to 6 year-olds shouldn't be allowed anywhere near children. ...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 12, 2022 04:27 PM (gryET)
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For two reasons. If a grownup needs to be validated - especially sexually validated - by children, that grownup should not be allowed near them because one or the other (or both, I suppose) of the following is true:
1. The adult is mentally and emotionally stunted, and is thus a bad and incapable role model or authority figure
2. The adult is a predator, and thus is a bad role model or authority figure *and* presents a specific danger to the child.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2022 04:38 PM (DU+/6)

102 The Doctor makes a guess about what the sex of a newborn is ? I guess that's the new "Science."

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2022 04:38 PM (wHb9C)

103 Babies are never assigned the wrong sex. Full stop.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 12, 2022 04:34 PM (IWlxC)


Well, I wouldn't say "never." There are documented cases of individuals having a genetic or anatomical defect that causes them to have male chromosomes but an outwardly female appearance, or vice versa; and confusion does occasionally arise over that.

But these need to be stressed as extremely rare abnormalities, which we mostly identify before birth now thanks to technological advancement, and that just "feeling" like the opposite sex absolutely does not count.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2022 04:38 PM (bhRsz)

104 David French sees no difference between having sex with kids and having sex with willing adults apparently.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2022 04:28 PM (ESjRY)
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And he's not alone, apparently.

Posted by: Rick Wilson's Lincoln Project Child Trafficking Ring at April 12, 2022 04:38 PM (JdhGg)

105 David French's groomer fragility is showing.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 12, 2022 04:38 PM (KbCG3)

106 Who could have predicted all this with mandatory government-controlled schools?

Except communist John Dewey ...

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 12, 2022 04:38 PM (614UO)

107
Here's your diploma from Groomer Elementary! How you must be looking forward to going to Groomer Middle School next year!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 12, 2022 04:39 PM (pNxlR)

108 Groomers and Pedos always find worse crimes and sins than theirs. It makes it acceptable like having one too many drinks or spending your childrens' inheritance on converting a pool house into a large porn production goon room with 2 separate bedrooms for the shy gooners and ugly fluffers.

Posted by: Beautiful Bobby Eaton at April 12, 2022 04:39 PM (sEoTu)

109 David French is truly repellent.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 12, 2022 04:39 PM (eGTCV)

110 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)

111 The Doctor makes a guess about what the sex of a newborn is ? I guess that's the new "Science."
Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2022 04:38 PM (wHb9C)
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I guess they just flip a coin and take side bets on the outcome....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2022 04:39 PM (YIVH2)

112 French is a disgusting, God-mocking "Christian" Left pervert.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at April 12, 2022 04:39 PM (MTm8X)

113 David French can fuck a mule.....if he hasn't already.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)

114 What is the over/under on when French gets arrested for child pron possession.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2022 04:36 PM

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Yeah, I'm sure that when he has a problem with his home computer that he can't fix himself, he throwd it out and buys a new one. No geek squad for him.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 12, 2022 04:39 PM (3TihK)

115 Biden just now: "We're building back with you"
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Nope.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 04:39 PM (nXjQg)

116 >>Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 12, 2022 04:37 PM (XvPQV)


If it wasn't true.
And by 'it', I mean the assertion that David French enjoys fucking little boys.

Why would I keep seeing it on the internet?

Obviously, it must therfore be true.

And again, by 'it', I mean the assertion that David French can't stop fucking little boys.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2022 04:40 PM (DOReJ)

117 So wait, Scientists can't tell if a newborn is a boy or a girl, but these exact same Scientists are going to cure global warming?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 12, 2022 04:40 PM (9HUE9)

118 115 Biden just now: "We're building back with you"

I think he meant we are building our Utopia on your backs

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2022 04:40 PM (wHb9C)

119 So, if you grab one of these "transgenders" by their junk and cut it off, you can't get in any legal trouble, correct?

Because females don't have a penis.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 04:41 PM (Ek4HO)

120 But these need to be stressed as extremely rare abnormalities, which we mostly identify before birth now thanks to technological advancement, and that just "feeling" like the opposite sex absolutely does not count.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2022 04:38 PM (bhRsz)
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The issue is mental illness and it isn't biological abnormalities, as you implicitly note.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 12, 2022 04:41 PM (JdhGg)

121 Either he's got a real problem, or he's so deranged now there is literally no argument so repulsive that he won't make it if it gets him a paycheck and some Attaboys from his palz on the libertine left.
________

Attaboys, or just little boys?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 12, 2022 04:41 PM (R0Tis)

122 (mfers)

Posted by: Silent at April 12, 2022 04:41 PM (CrU4U)

123 When babies are born the dr looks & makes a guess on whether the baby is a boy or girl. Sometimes the dr is wrong. If they are right, the baby is cisgender"
___

LOL Your secret is out, Docs!
Posted by: SMH


*******

I used to just flip a coin. Blindfolded. I was right about 63% of the time.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 04:41 PM (m45I2)

124 -
I'm a groomer, xe's a groomer sie's a groomer, we're all groomers, wouldn't you like to be a groomer too?

Posted by: Natioanl Education Association at April 12, 2022 04:41 PM (SchQD)

125 didn't food prices in much of the world go way up after this whole ethanol thing started under W Bush? As in food riots in many countries?

Let's do the time warp again.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 12, 2022 04:41 PM (Ynyl9)

126 Aren't we following the science?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 12, 2022 04:41 PM (JdhGg)

127 Funny how the same folks who can't tell a babies sex, want the Government to be able to put Genetically engineered shots in you, which genetically engineer you cells to do something they were not intended to.

But call it a vaccine.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 12, 2022 04:41 PM (oHd/0)

128 The depressed part of me wonders where they will go next after they have secured the right to pedophilia and gender transition for children.

Ritual child sacrifice?

They won't stop, what is next on their agenda after this madness?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 12, 2022 04:41 PM (IWlxC)

129 >>The Doctor makes a guess about what the sex of a newborn is ?


Sex is assigned by the Magic Eight Ball.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2022 04:41 PM (DOReJ)

130 Circling back to inflation and the economy, how about that pussy inflation. Can't wait for that bubble to finally burst.

Posted by: Beautiful Bobby Eaton at April 12, 2022 04:41 PM (sEoTu)

131 Update to last thread:May 2022 I bond inflation rate to be 9.62%.

So, you can lock in April's 7.12% now, and then 6 months late, get 9.62%.

So, 8% annual if you hold 12 months +...

Limited to 10K/person/year...if you don't want to see all your money just evaporate...this investment will always lose you money, but you'll lose it slower...

Posted by: Nova local at April 12, 2022 04:42 PM (exHjb)

132
Do doctors "guess" we have the Coof?

Is that how this newfangled Scientism works?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 12, 2022 04:42 PM (pNxlR)

133 Skyler, who is a female identifying as a male, said. [Emphasis added] "So when babies are born, the doctor looks at them and they make a guess about whether the baby is a boy or girl based on what they look like. Most of the time that guess is 100% correct; there are no issues whatsoever, but sometimes the doctor is wrong; the doctor makes an incorrect guess."

How do you know Skyler???

Are you a fucking doctor? Where did you get your medical degree?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 04:42 PM (Ek4HO)

134 I still can't comprehend the argument for having this discussion with a 5 year old.

Oh right I just remembered. They're pedos.

Posted by: MJ at April 12, 2022 04:42 PM (zwDuR)

135 You people are way out of line and your misunderstanding is so complete I think it might be deliberate. What we are seeking to do is bring a scientific understanding to gender that has been missing up until this point. Gender is complicated and multi-faceted and requires both expression and development.

They way we have been doing this and - because of people like you - the way we continue to do this is pseudo-scientific at best. When a child is born, the doctor randomly assigns a binary gender to the child. It forces the child into a false binary that is based, at best, on external sex characteristics and these characteristics float independently from gender. The forced binding of gender to sex is a false structure that needs to be disrupted. The assignment of gender is arbitrary and performed without the consent or knowledge of the child. Gender shouldn't be assigned at all, and the form should be blank until the child can make Xer own choice, informed by Xer own experience.

This is about grooming or perversion, this is about emancipation and liberation of children from a wrong-headed, unscientific false equivalency based on unsophisticated gross observation.

Be better.

Posted by: Your Kid's Gender Studies Professor at April 12, 2022 04:42 PM (DU+/6)

136 lol Muldoon

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 04:42 PM (nXjQg)

137 And again, by 'it', I mean the assertion that David French can't stop fucking little boys.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2022 04:40 PM (DOReJ)
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I hope someone asks him.

Repeatedly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 12, 2022 04:42 PM (JdhGg)

138 Groomers and Pedos always find worse crimes and sins than theirs.
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Uh, they may *claim* there are worse crimes and sins, though I'm struggling right now to figure out what those might be...(torture? cannibalism? bestiality?)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2022 04:42 PM (YIVH2)

139 I always have assumed French is a closeted homosexual but I now have to wonder if his adoption of two little African daughters was more than empty cuckservative virtue signaling.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 12, 2022 04:43 PM (pYac8)

140 "So something that's really cool and unique about who I am is that I am transgender," Skyler, who is a female identifying as a male, said. [Emphasis added] "So when babies are born, the doctor looks at them and they make a guess about whether the baby is a boy or girl based on what they look like. Most of the time that guess is 100% correct; there are no issues whatsoever, but sometimes the doctor is wrong; the doctor makes an incorrect guess."


You are an idiot and should be admitted to Bellevue for observation. Explain how it has come to be that you're this fucked up in the head.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

141 G-d destroyed Sodom and Gamorrah with fire for a lot less.

The Burning Times cannot come too soon.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 04:43 PM (ET441)

142 125 didn't food prices in much of the world go way up after this whole ethanol thing started under W Bush? As in food riots in many countries?

Let's do the time warp again.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 12, 2022 04:41 PM (Ynyl9)

Yeah, let's use more ethanol! So we can blame the rise of prices on Russia's invasion of Ukraine... because Ukraine exports Grain.

Instead of just drilling here, increasing the oil supply, freeing up land and WATER to be used for real food crops....

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 12, 2022 04:43 PM (oHd/0)

143 30 BIG Rest In Peace wishes to Gilbert Gottfried.
___

Yep.
----
idem

Posted by: Ciampino at April 12, 2022 04:43 PM (qfLjt)

144 How do you know Skyler???

Are you a fucking doctor? Where did you get your medical degree?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 04:42 PM (Ek4HO)


Hey, be a little more polite when you're talking to a lady. Well, to a woman, at least.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2022 04:43 PM (bhRsz)

145 I'm stoked for when the Transanity (great coinage, that) hits veterinary circles.

"Trigger Has Two Dams" is gonna be Lit A F.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2022 04:44 PM (6FeV1)

146 Legal adults can attend classes about kink and bondage. Colleges really have those classes and "workshops."

Speaking of which, I haven't heard about the "fuck-saw" in several years. Did those ever go into full rate production?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 12, 2022 04:44 PM (DTX3h)

147 Gilbert Gottfried has passed on at 67.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 04:44 PM (ET441)

148 Sex is assigned by the Magic Eight Ball.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2022 04:41 PM (DOReJ)
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"Ask again later." -- doctor's magic eight ball

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2022 04:44 PM (YIVH2)

149 An androgynous society that have no male or female features, wear the same uniform and are numbered, not named.
I'm surprised some Fauci hasn't already developed such in vivo.

Posted by: old chick at April 12, 2022 04:44 PM (sOete)

150 I'm sure there's a way to blame this stupid, evil shit on the baby boomer, but for the life of me, I can't find it.

Posted by: huerfano at April 12, 2022 04:44 PM (MzKgG)

151 >> 82 What is the over/under on when French gets arrested for child pron possession.

I'm taking the over, whatever it is.

Posted by: Biden Stercore in eius braccae at April 12, 2022 04:44 PM (0hHNz)

152 51 I'm old enough to remember when the most annoying thing about David French was that he kept bringing up the fact and his wife adopted a black kid from Africa every time somebody criticized his writing on The Corner.

Mind you this was after he had informed everybody in the continental United States that he served.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2022 04:33 PM (wb1YC)
__________

His service being representing Freon Rangers who'd gone AWOL.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 12, 2022 04:45 PM (R0Tis)

153 Gilbert Gottfried has passed on at 67.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 04:44 PM (ET441)



One of the first cancel culture victims, if I remember correctly.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

154 135.

You're going to have to talk way louder. There's a crack in the exhaust on this wood chipper.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2022 04:45 PM (wb1YC)

155 All men are mortal.
Caius is a man.
Therefore, Caius is transgender.

Posted by: Professor of Logic, Woke U. at April 12, 2022 04:45 PM (OzNIz)

156 147 Gilbert Gottfried has passed on at 67.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 04:44 PM (ET441)

I'm telling REALLY filthy jokes in his honor

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 12, 2022 04:45 PM (XvPQV)

157 Gilbert Gottfried has passed on at 67.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 04:44 PM (ET441)
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good lord he was 67?

Posted by: Colonel Travis at April 12, 2022 04:45 PM (qpukd)

158 Gotta love Nick Searcy.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 12, 2022 04:46 PM (Xrfse)

159
...but these exact same Scientists are going to cure global warming?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better


If they can get past their "DieOrRheeeeee" about Fox News irrevocably being on televisions in chain hotel exercise rooms, they will!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 12, 2022 04:46 PM (pNxlR)

160 I am mildly curious about who is actually influenced by the likes of French. Is there anyone who travels in those circles that could put me some knowledge?

Posted by: Nooneyouknowyouknow at April 12, 2022 04:46 PM (QpUKb)

161 A bird pooped on Biden, even fowl are disrespecting us now.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 12, 2022 04:46 PM (Brzvi)

162 Every "teacher" that pushes this filth is at the minimum a sexual predator and at the least be branded on the forehead proclaiming their status. Then they are marched to the Great North American Dignity Canal fields where they spend the rest of their days digging through rock with picks.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 12, 2022 04:46 PM (+3ARs)

163 "David French: Republicans Are "Against Free Speech" Because They're Instructing Government Employees What They Can Teach Kindergarteners"

Says the flaccid guy who purchased his children from an open air African market.

Which begs the question, is French teaching his children about flaccidity, or is he leaving that to government employees?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2022 04:46 PM (VpIIl)

164 Groomers and Pedos always find worse crimes and sins than theirs.
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Uh, they may *claim* there are worse crimes and sins, though I'm struggling right now to figure out what those might be...(torture? cannibalism? bestiality?)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Because there are none worse outside of denying Christ.

Posted by: Beautiful Bobby Eaton at April 12, 2022 04:46 PM (sEoTu)

165 French is a disgusting, God-mocking "Christian" Left pervert.

French is jealous that the old joke about a Baptist Preacher eating fried chicken and zipping up his fly doesn't work for him.

Posted by: All I Need to Know at April 12, 2022 04:46 PM (Z/gGP)

166 149 An androgynous society that have no male or female features, wear the same uniform and are numbered, not named.
I'm surprised some Fauci hasn't already developed such in vivo.
Posted by: old chick at April 12, 2022 04:44 PM (sOete)

Uh, that was Mao, not Fauci. Part of the Great Cultural Revolution.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 12, 2022 04:47 PM (oHd/0)

167 Explain how it has come to be that you're this fucked up in the head.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

So when a kid goes to school, the guidance councilor looks at them and they make a guess about whether the kid's shit is all retarded or not. Most of the time that guess is 100% correct; there are no issues whatsoever, but sometimes the councilor is wrong; the councilor makes an incorrect guess.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2022 04:47 PM (6FeV1)

168 So, if I am to understand...Trump saying the word "p*ssy" in private is infinitely worse then telling a toddler, in graphic detail you had yours removed or one added?
--
That's what I can't get over, a word every last one of them has said out loud, and Trump was a horrible, disgusting man for saying it?

But, I think on it, and I think, "it isn't Trump they hate--Trump is merely a lightning rod for their hate: They hate us. All of us."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 12, 2022 04:47 PM (lsaG7)

169 Romans 1:18-32

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2022 04:47 PM (sAmhv)

170 Sex is assigned by the Magic Eight Ball.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2022 04:41 PM (DOReJ)
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I thought they spun the Wheel Of Gender and put down whatever the needle lands on.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2022 04:47 PM (DU+/6)

171 David French is an old man, hanging on to some kind of writing nonsense.
He gets PAID by someone to do this. He has no will or life of his own.
I really would like to know who pays him to do this, and Jennifer Rubin (Jeff Bezos? owns the WP).

And Gilbert Gottfried was once on Donald Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice" show as a contestant. He was weird, but sometimes pathetically so. And he was born the same year as me.
He got fired, by the way. On Celebrity Apprentice.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at April 12, 2022 04:47 PM (vcOmj)

172 OT: Slow Joe is here in Iowa today. One of the local channels has him on live, he's rambling about inflation and what he's going to do about it. I have the sound down and closed captions on, I don't know if the gibberish captions are because the guy typing the captions can't keep up, or if he's transcribing Joe accurately.

Posted by: a.moron at April 12, 2022 04:47 PM (tu3iY)

173 NYC has a terror attack.

Governor says we must understand why and do everything we can to stop it from happening.*

Cops refuse to call it a terror attack.


*none of this shit would happen if you stopped releasing violent criminals back onto the streets with your 'no bail' laws, retard.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 04:47 PM (Zz0t1)

174 71 so the doctor who delivers a baby might be mistaken if it's a boy or a girl, but teachers can tell when a 6 year old has been mis-gendered. OK, got it.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Ho

And we need a biologist to tell us what a woman is.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 04:47 PM (rEegW)

175 but we must always do what Dr Fauci sez, right?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 12, 2022 04:47 PM (Ynyl9)

176 Posted by: Dr Spank at April 12, 2022 04:46 PM (Brzvi)

Seriously ?Must have been a Putin bird

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2022 04:47 PM (wHb9C)

177 Then they are marched to the Great North American Dignity Canal fields where they spend the rest of their days digging through rock with picks.
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Technically the north coast of Greenland is in North America. I think we should start some canal digging project up there first...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2022 04:49 PM (YIVH2)

178 *none of this shit would happen if you stopped releasing violent criminals back onto the streets with your 'no bail' laws, retard.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 04:47 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
I am sure the *real* problem is that we just don't love criminals enough. Just releasing them isn't enough to undo the history of oppression, we also need to ensure that we put them up at the Ritz-Carlton...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2022 04:49 PM (DU+/6)

179 I'm stoked for when the Transanity (great coinage, that) hits veterinary circles.

"Trigger Has Two Dams" is gonna be Lit A F.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2022


***
"Bullet Was Born a Boy, But . . ."

Posted by: Zombie Roy Rogers at April 12, 2022 04:49 PM (txdEq)

180 "...if it gets him a paycheck and some Attaboys"
Oof. I read that as "...and some little boys"

Posted by: Fool Otto at April 12, 2022 04:49 PM (DB16e)

181 French is a disgusting, God-mocking "Christian" Left pervert.
___

God has something special in store for him.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 04:49 PM (nXjQg)

182 Seriously ?Must have been a Putin bird

Posted by: It's me donna

Identified as a Siberian Grouse.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 12, 2022 04:49 PM (Brzvi)

183 you know what I would like to know? Who the hell is pushing this?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 12, 2022 04:50 PM (Ynyl9)

184 Quit bitching about 8.5% inflation. At least it is not double digit inflation ................

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 12, 2022 04:50 PM (9e2kV)

185 Technically the north coast of Greenland is in North America. I think we should start some canal digging project up there first...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2022 04:49 PM (YIVH2)

Just gotta get the royal charter from chique first.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2022 04:50 PM (6FeV1)

186 All 'male to female' transgenders should be required to adopt the name 'Lola'.

Posted by: aelfheld at April 12, 2022 04:50 PM (Zy9Yy)

187 I am mildly curious about who is actually influenced by the likes of French. Is there anyone who travels in those circles that could put me some knowledge?
Posted by: Nooneyouknowyouknow at April 12, 2022 04:46 PM (QpUKb)

I have the same mild curiosity. Who reads his fifth without irony?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 12, 2022 04:50 PM (eGTCV)

188 at this point. string them all up from the tallest yardarm in boston and leave the carcass for the crows to pick clean.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at April 12, 2022 04:50 PM (WhsXQ)

189 >>so the doctor who delivers a baby might be mistaken if it's a boy or a girl, but teachers can tell when a 6 year old has been mis-gendered. OK, got it.


At 6, you just have to show the child to David French.

According to recent internet reports, if David French gets an erection when seeing the child, it is a Boy.

Because David French is a pedophile, reportedly, and David French can only achieve an erection in the presence of little boys.

Sources say.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2022 04:50 PM (DOReJ)

190 That's what I can't get over, a word every last one of them has said out loud, and Trump was a horrible, disgusting man for saying it?

But, I think on it, and I think, "it isn't Trump they hate--Trump is merely a lightning rod for their hate: They hate us. All of us."

***

"This was a virtuous whorehouse until that slut Trump showed up!"

- every Democrat and Republican for 4 years

Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2022 04:50 PM (wb1YC)

191 Gilbert Gottfried joke:
"A man goes to the doctor for a check, and the doctor exams him and says "I've got bad news, you've got cancer and alzheimers." The man goes "Thank God I don't have cancer." "

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 12, 2022 04:50 PM (XvPQV)

192 *none of this shit would happen if you stopped releasing violent criminals back onto the streets with your 'no bail' laws, retard.

They have zero self awareness and even if they did they can never admit they were wrong. They are just evil stupid people.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2022 04:50 PM (nxdel)

193 David French, call me!

*makes phone call gesture*

Posted by: Viagra at April 12, 2022 04:51 PM (WQirE)

194 "Trigger Has Two Dams" is gonna be Lit A F.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2022

***
"Bullet Was Born a Boy, But . . ."
Posted by: Zombie Roy Rogers at April 12, 2022 04:49 PM (txdEq)

Lassie? was always MALE dogs.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 12, 2022 04:51 PM (oHd/0)

195 Does he still pretend to be a Christian?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 12, 2022 04:51 PM (eGTCV)

196 Looks like the closed circuit TV system in the subway station where this morning's "gun apage" occurred was inoperable.

Odd, that.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 04:51 PM (ET441)

197 James Lindsay's opinion is Marxists make up their own science with nothing to base it on. That's one reason it's a Religion not politics

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2022 04:51 PM (2JoB8)

198 I hate having to observe opsec.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 04:51 PM (Ek4HO)

199 I'm sure there's a way to blame this stupid, evil shit on the baby boomer, but for the life of me, I can't find it.

Easy - just look at all the Boy Scouts that got diddled. Look at the Penn State crap. And that crap is not exclusively about Jerry Sandusky.

Boomers blindly believe in good versus evil. The argument always devolves into the labels. The notion of all bad guys escapes them.

Or you can just look at who's in charge.

Posted by: All I Need to Know at April 12, 2022 04:52 PM (Z/gGP)

200 Strange that you can get fired and have your life destroyed for flirting with a woman at the office (might get a sexual harassment or assault charge thrown your way), and yet its legal for teachers to sexualize 4-17 year olds and not get charged nor fired.

Posted by: Beautiful Bobby Eaton at April 12, 2022 04:52 PM (sEoTu)

201 Skyler talks like VP Harris.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 12, 2022 04:52 PM (4I/2K)

202 139 I always have assumed French is a closeted homosexual but I now have to wonder if his adoption of two little African daughters was more than empty cuckservative virtue signaling.
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I didn't want to say it, but the revolting eagerness with which he jumps in to defend pedos and other sex predators is painting a huge red arrow toward him ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 12, 2022 04:52 PM (lsaG7)

203 185 Technically the north coast of Greenland is in North America. I think we should start some canal digging project up there first...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2022 04:49 PM (YIVH2)

Just gotta get the royal charter from chique first.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2022 04:50

Even though the Queen looked upon me benevolently once, I'm not about to ask.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 12, 2022 04:52 PM (+3ARs)

204 Supreme Court Justices: incapable of telling you whether someone is a man or a woman on account of their non-expertise in biology. Teachers: totally capable. Okay.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 12, 2022 04:52 PM (ppBhU)

205 tallest yardarm

Hey, we got standards y'know.

Posted by: Crows at April 12, 2022 04:52 PM (tgp/G)

206
Out: Ghost Guns
In: Murder Guns

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 04:52 PM (GSnEX)

207 Gilbert Gottfried ist mort?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2022 04:52 PM (F/J1O)

208 Le Toddler Du Fiste is truly my greatest work!

Posted by: Hunter Biden's Art Gallery and Child Day Care at April 12, 2022 04:52 PM (32x3R)

209 160 I am mildly curious about who is actually influenced by the likes of French. Is there anyone who travels in those circles that could put me some knowledge?
Posted by: Nooneyouknowyouknow at April 12, 2022 04:46 PM (QpUKb)

I've never read anything written by French except on this blog in Ace's posts. It's got to be a northeast thing.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 12, 2022 04:53 PM (Qhnrt)

210 105 David French's groomer fragility is showing.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 12, 2022 04:38 PM (KbCG3)

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Groomer Supremacy > Groomer Fragility

Out: Stranger Danger
In: Teacher Breacher & Groomer Tumor

Posted by: ShainS -- Teacher Breacher & Groomer Tumor are the new Stranger Danger at April 12, 2022 04:53 PM (614UO)

211 Lassie? was always MALE dogs.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 12, 2022


***
I always *wondered* why Lassie wanted to hang out with that bitch coonhound on the next farm!

Posted by: Jeff Miller at April 12, 2022 04:53 PM (txdEq)

212 God has something special in store for him.
Posted by: SMH

Can we watch?

Posted by: Guy from the dead parrot sketch at April 12, 2022 04:53 PM (Deyz9)

213 The City of F**kstainboro has now passed a mandate that all outdoor plants must wear a mask to prevent the spread of COVID-19.

Posted by: Mary Idiotstien from F**kstainboro, Vermint at April 12, 2022 04:53 PM (9e2kV)

214 I see that David French named his website after his favorite groomer move, "French Press".

I think we can safely say, using the language of the left that he constantly defends, that he is pedo-adjacent.

And leave it to cuck French not to understand the difference between banging smoking hot 1998 PMOY Karen McDougal and attraction to kids.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at April 12, 2022 04:53 PM (k0caX)

215 207 Gilbert Gottfried ist mort?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2022 04:52 PM (F/J1O)

Yes, sadly. Muscular Dystrophy, I think.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 12, 2022 04:53 PM (XvPQV)

216 wait, I got it! Hunter Biden's laptop was misgendered!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 12, 2022 04:53 PM (Ynyl9)

217 I never realized that Munchausen by Proxy was a communicable disease among the progressive community when it comes to fixing little kids.

Posted by: CelticCaptain at April 12, 2022 04:54 PM (pMRto)

218 NYC has a terror attack.

Governor says we must understand why and do everything we can to stop it from happening.*

Cops refuse to call it a terror attack.

*

Black dude local news story.

Did you hear about the school shooting in the hallway of the middle school in Greenville, SC a couple of weeks ago? No? Weird. Wonder why not.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 12, 2022 04:54 PM (9HUE9)

219 196 Wait until it comes out that the NYC camera contractor is the one and same that takes care of Mandalay Bay Casino cameras.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 12, 2022 04:54 PM (lz5hY)

220 I haven't really seen a current picture of David French until the other day. And I have to say if he's going for the pedo look, he's off to a strong start.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2022 04:54 PM (wb1YC)

221 God has something special in store for him.

If I had an ant farm - I'd like watching the ants fix their own problems.

Posted by: All I Need to Know at April 12, 2022 04:54 PM (Z/gGP)

222 Lassie? was always MALE dogs.
Posted by: Romeo13

All the dogs portraying Lassie have been male. A female collie was hired to play the lead in Lassie Come Home, but when an opportunity came to film "Lassie" negotiating some rapids, the female reportedly would have nothing to do with the rushing water.

ANOTHER reason why females live longer than males.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 04:54 PM (mvepF)

223 Pretty sure the kids already knew something was fishy about Skylar.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2022 04:54 PM (Y5qcH)

224 In the end, it's always good versus evil. Every time, everywhere. People generally don't think in those terms though.

Posted by: kraken at April 12, 2022 04:54 PM (aJbZb)

225 Someone needs to cancel all the folks doing the expensive "Gender Reveal" parties for expectant mothers, excuse me, "birthing people."

Because. Follow the logic, an entire party of adults is assuming the gender of a child before it's already born! Those poor kids need protection!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2022 04:54 PM (W2Pud)

226 How many teachers are speaking out against this?

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 04:55 PM (Tx5qD)

227 Can we watch?
Posted by: Guy from the dead parrot sketch
___

We all will be watching.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 04:55 PM (nXjQg)

228 Biden: "You matter. You matter. Not a joke."

Wow, is that convincing and uplifting public speaking, or what?

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 04:55 PM (AMIL/)

229 How many teachers are speaking out against this?

We had a story about a school nurse that did on AoS a few days ago.

She was immediately fired and cancelled.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2022 04:55 PM (ESjRY)

230 226 How many teachers are speaking out against this?
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 04:55 PM (Tx5qD)

None that want to keep their jobs

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2022 04:55 PM (wHb9C)

231 184 Quit bitching about 8.5% inflation. At least it is not double digit inflation ................
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 12, 2022 04:50 PM (9e2kV)

Uh, if we measured inflation as we did in the 1980s, it would be at 17.15% according to shadow stats.

Historic numbers.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 12, 2022 04:55 PM (oHd/0)

232 139 I always have assumed French is a closeted homosexual but I now have to wonder if his adoption of two little African daughters was more than empty cuckservative virtue signaling.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 12, 2022 04:43 PM (pYac
_________

He probably bragged about "knowing" them.


Throw out your hands, stick out your tush
Hands on your hips, give them a push
You'll be surprised you're doing the French Mistake
Voila
- Mel Brooks

Posted by: Eeyore at April 12, 2022 04:56 PM (R0Tis)

233 The reason people like French adopt black kids from Africa is because they want the social cache of adopting black kids without the hassle of associating with black Americans. It may be the most racially conscious behavior couched as anti-racism in the history of the left. It's not like there aren't a ton of black kids in America's foster systems who need homes.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 12, 2022 04:56 PM (ppBhU)

234 nurse!

Does the guessing of genders in hospitals extend to nurses?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 04:56 PM (nXjQg)

235 Meanwhile, Congress is doing the important business of getting to the bottom of harassment in the "Commanders" organization. Not that I care about the "Commanders", but really? Really?

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at April 12, 2022 04:56 PM (fMhOl)

236 160 I am mildly curious about who is actually influenced by the likes of French. Is there anyone who travels in those circles that could put me some knowledge?

Posted by: Nooneyouknowyouknow at April 12, 2022 04:46 PM (QpUKb)

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French is the CNN+ of #NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: ShainS -- Teacher Breacher & Groomer Tumor are the new Stranger Danger at April 12, 2022 04:56 PM (614UO)

237 Gilbert Gottfried ist mort?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2022 04:52 PM (F/J1O)

Yes, sadly. Muscular Dystrophy, I think.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Genetic heart issue.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 04:56 PM (Ek4HO)

238 228 Biden: "You matter. You matter. Not a joke."


Sure... We matter... Just not to him

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2022 04:56 PM (wHb9C)

239 How many teachers are speaking out against this?
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 04:55 PM (Tx5qD)



I've heard of parents complaining mightily, as they should, but NOTHING about teachers rejecting this predatory bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 04:56 PM (Zz0t1)

240 227 Can we watch?
Posted by: Guy from the dead parrot sketch
___

We all will be watching.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 04:55 PM (nXjQg)


Hey SMH!! It comes down to endurance, doesn't it?

Posted by: kraken at April 12, 2022 04:56 PM (aJbZb)

241 In the end, it's always good versus evil. Every time, everywhere. People generally don't think in those terms though.

Posted by: kraken at April 12, 2022 04:54 PM (aJbZb)


The relativists tell us everyone thinks they are good fighting evil. May be true but that don't mean that both sides are good.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 04:56 PM (Tx5qD)

242 You would think when woodchippers are memed into the public conscious as a reasonable solution for these demons that they would go underground.
Nope, they double down and force normal people and families to go underground.

Posted by: Beautiful Bobby Eaton at April 12, 2022 04:57 PM (sEoTu)

243 WE MUST SAVE FREEDOM* IN UKRAINE!

*Freedom = the right to f*ck your kids

Posted by: The left at April 12, 2022 04:57 PM (ESjRY)

244 President Biden:

https://youtu.be/6XIbbpZvQHs

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)

245 In the end, it's always good versus evil.

No. It's always Bad versus Worse. That's the absolute biggest problem with the folks on the Right that love them some Peggy Noonan.

It's always Bad against Worse. There are no good guys in this.

Posted by: All I Need to Know at April 12, 2022 04:57 PM (Z/gGP)

246 Someone needs to cancel all the folks doing the expensive "Gender Reveal" parties for expectant mothers, excuse me, "birthing people."

Because. Follow the logic, an entire party of adults is assuming the gender of a child before it's already born! Those poor kids need protection!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2022


***
They should use "revelation," not "reveal." "Reveal" is a verb. These are probably the same people who pronounce the Ukraine capital as "Keev" and the French film festival place as "Can."

Not only pedos, but uneducated to boot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 04:57 PM (txdEq)

247 Wait they named the DC sportball team the commanders and not the groomers?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2022 04:58 PM (ESjRY)

248 228 Biden: "You matter. You matter. Not a joke."

****

His brain activity must sound like someone trying to find a station on an AM car radio sitting under a bridge.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2022 04:58 PM (wb1YC)

249 These people are monsters and pedos.

When I am elected King: Pedos will be nullified - whatever that means.

Posted by: Tonypete



If it means they'll be hanged, drawn and quartered and then set on fire, I volunteer to be your Chief Executioner.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 04:58 PM (ET441)

250 OK groomers. Not okay.

Posted by: leber at April 12, 2022 04:58 PM (QrDP3)

251 123 When babies are born the dr looks & makes a guess on whether the baby is a boy or girl. Sometimes the dr is wrong. If they are right, the baby is cisgender"
___
LOL Your secret is out, Docs!
Posted by: SMH

*******
I used to just flip a coin. Blindfolded. I was right about 63% of the time.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 04:41 PM (m45I2)
-----------------------
But I bet you delivered the news with a clever limerick.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 12, 2022 04:58 PM (CAJOC)

252 This David French fellow seems to be unusually frustrated. Perhaps he needs his own man of swarth, to exercise him sexually.
It'd be a change from watching the guy service French's wife at least.
It's perverts all the way down with this pack of cretins.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 12, 2022 04:58 PM (doiJh)

253 Can't wait for French's kids to eat him.

Posted by: klaftern at April 12, 2022 04:58 PM (taPSh)

254
------

French is the CNN+ of #NeverTrumpers.
Posted by: ShainS -- Teacher Breacher & Groomer Tumor are the new Stranger Danger at April 12, 2022 04:56 PM (614UO)



French is the deviated septum of exploded rectums.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

255 I missed the rating on this rant, but I think you might have gone a bit easy on French, Ace.

-Jeff

Posted by: Inogame at April 12, 2022 04:59 PM (53oGX)

256 Hey SMH!! It comes down to endurance, doesn't it?
Posted by: kraken
___

Just gotta finish the race.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 04:59 PM (nXjQg)

257 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 04:59 PM (arJlL)

258 Can't wait for French's kids to eat him.

ME TOO!

Posted by: David French at April 12, 2022 04:59 PM (ESjRY)

259 Posobiec was temporarily suspended from Twitter over the weekend for calling the Disney perverts "groomers." I guess that'll be the next censorship hysteria.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 12, 2022 04:59 PM (sWM8x)

260 I have the same mild curiosity. Who reads his fifth without irony?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 12, 2022 04:50 PM (eGTCV)
________

Mine says "Distilled and bottled in Scotland". What's ironic about that?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 12, 2022 04:59 PM (R0Tis)

261 From now on babies should just be designated "ins" and "outs" on berf certificates.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2022 04:59 PM (Y5qcH)

262 There are lots of people who don't get punched in the mouth anywhere near as often as they should.

A disproportionate number of them appear to spend most of their day on twitter.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2022 04:59 PM (fUMmI)

263 Boy, when Jesus comes back, he's going to be pissed.

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2022 05:00 PM (gmo/4)

264 235 Meanwhile, Congress is doing the important business of getting to the bottom of harassment in the "Commanders" organization. Not that I care about the "Commanders", but really? Really?

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at April 12, 2022 04:56 PM (fMhOl)

---------

TBF, there have been no lynchings since their last legislative activity ... although Bubba Wallace continues to see nooses everywhere he goes, and the FBI continues to investigate each case.

Posted by: ShainS -- Teacher Breacher & Groomer Tumor are the new Stranger Danger at April 12, 2022 05:00 PM (614UO)

265 Posobiec was temporarily suspended from Twitter over the weekend for calling the Disney perverts "groomers."

The terminology is a real problem for the left. They want this debate to be about saying the word gay...instead of the fact they want to groom children (and then f*ck them later)

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2022 05:00 PM (ESjRY)

266
GILBERT GOTTFRIED, RIP

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2022 05:00 PM (s2VJv)

267 Hey JT! Howzit Goin' ?

Posted by: kraken at April 12, 2022 05:00 PM (aJbZb)

268 From now on babies should just be designated "ins" and "outs" on berf certificates.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
___

Innies.
Outies.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 05:00 PM (nXjQg)

269 The trumpster broke french. Sad!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 12, 2022 05:01 PM (0OmEj)

270 263 Boy, when Jesus comes back, he's going to be pissed.
Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2022 05:00 PM (gmo/4)

He's going to spend the 1st thousand years just reading Twitter.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2022 05:01 PM (Y5qcH)

271 Gilbert Gottfried joke:

"I've always felt sorry for Jesus 'cause you know no matter what he ever did, he could never live up to his father."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 12, 2022 05:01 PM (XvPQV)

272 French is comparing an adult male celebrating adult females being hot to teachers fucking up the minds of young children?

It seems he's in need of a tire iron.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)

273 263-

Why, did someone eat the last of his bean dip?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2022 05:01 PM (fUMmI)

274 262 Bring back backpfeiffengesicht. Great word, used to be common here.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 12, 2022 05:01 PM (lz5hY)

275 Boy, when Jesus comes back, he's going to be pissed.
Posted by: Archer
___

Thing is, He lets us know his battleplan in advance.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 05:01 PM (nXjQg)

276 This news about Disney is just a coinky-dink:

https://is.gd/3HVzAi

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 12, 2022 05:02 PM (PiwSw)

277 263 Boy, when Jesus comes back, he's going to be pissed.
Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2022 05:00 PM (gmo/4)


He will be carrying a sword in His hand, bet on it.

Posted by: kraken at April 12, 2022 05:02 PM (aJbZb)

278 SMH!

How are you, sweet, tank driving bad ass, lady?!?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2022 05:02 PM (W2Pud)

279 Gilbert Gottfried reading "50 Shades of Grey".

https://youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 12, 2022 05:02 PM (3TihK)

280 I bet French would also get a rise out of watching the 5 year old hetero kindergarten boys doing his wife.

Posted by: DaveD at April 12, 2022 05:02 PM (WrzlM)

281 Filth not fifth.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 12, 2022 05:02 PM (eGTCV)

282 WE MUST SAVE FREEDOM* IN UKRAINE!

*Freedom = the right to f*ck your kids
Posted by: The left

LOL. Fuck around and find out.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 05:03 PM (Ek4HO)

283 people will do ANYTHING for attention

fucking anything, literally

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022 05:03 PM (us2H3)

284 Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 12, 2022 05:02 PM (PiwSw)

Walt must be rolling over in his grave

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2022 05:03 PM (wHb9C)

285 266-

Seriously???

Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2022 05:03 PM (fUMmI)

286 Stolen, prob from Reader's Digest:

There was an obstetrician doc in the town who was rumored to have an amazing ability to predict the sex of the baby just from the initial visit. He'd congratulate the mom-to-be on her pregnancy and then ask if she'd like to know the sex of her baby. He claimed to seldom get it wrong and after telling the future mom, he'd write his prediction down in his appt calendar next to the mom's name.

Moms who came in after the delivery claiming the doc had got it wrong were shown the original appt calendar with the correct guess inked in next to their names. They left, thinking they had misheard eight months or so earlier.

Asked his secret at his retirement party, the kindly old country doc, with a twinkle in his eyes, said that he just wrote down the opposite of what he had told the mom.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 12, 2022 05:03 PM (4I/2K)

287 "Grommer" *really* strikes a nerve with these Groomers.

This is why we should continue to call these Groomers "Groomers" loudly and often.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2022 05:03 PM (HsAzN)

288 I'm old enough to remember when Doctors were heroes. Now they guess and mis-gender newborns.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot



There's only so much filthy lucre you can amass from amputating the wrong limb for the insurance money.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 05:04 PM (ET441)

289 ok, from a tv station's website (from Eau Claire, WI):

Gottfried died from recurrent ventricular tachycardia due to myotonic dystrophy type II, a disorder that affects the heart, his publicist and longtime friend Glenn Schwartz said in a statement.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 12, 2022 05:04 PM (Ynyl9)

290
Walt must be rolling over in his grave
Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2022 05:03 PM (wHb9C)



Walt has spun so hard, he's the reason the Three Gorges Dam is warped.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 05:04 PM (Zz0t1)

291 It's always Bad against Worse. There are no good guys in this.

Posted by: All I Need to Know at April 12, 2022 04:57 PM (Z/gGP)

Oh yeah, raping kids is worse and not raping kids is bad. That is brilliant. And now I'm going to stop pretending to take you seriously.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2022 05:04 PM (jvckj)

292 Heh. A bird shit on Biden while speaking in Iowa.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2022 05:04 PM (AGz39)

293 Heh. A bird shit on Biden while speaking in Iowa.

Get that bird the congressional medal of honor.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2022 05:05 PM (ESjRY)

294 In vetro sex change coming soon.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 12, 2022 05:05 PM (ytSiK)

295 Wishing I had a tank, nurse.

Other than that, I'm fine.
Reading insanity like this I can't help but mock it and thank the Lord my granddaughters are being homeschooled in the Ozarks.
And learning how to shoot and hunt.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 05:05 PM (nXjQg)

296 Gilbert Gottfried at the Joan Rivers roast.

https://youtu.be/UuXgsE9BvH0

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 12, 2022 05:05 PM (3TihK)

297 I've heard of parents complaining mightily, as they should, but NOTHING about teachers rejecting this predatory bullshit.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB

Cause they are child abusers who get off by watching this shit. Schools need to be segregated. Men teach the boys and women teach the girls. Further, divide it into race as well. Lets see what works the best.

Teachers have to get education degrees and masters to teach. Its basically how to lie and deceive as part of their multiyear Marxist training. Educators hate all parents, especially the dads and double plus if you white.

Posted by: Beautiful Bobby Eaton at April 12, 2022 05:05 PM (sEoTu)

298
fucking anything, literally
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022 05:03 PM (us2H3)



It means YOU'RE GAY!

- - Ice T

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 05:06 PM (Zz0t1)

299 only took a shotting in NYC to drive Ulraine off the front page

and no one outside of NYC gives a flying fuck about a NYC shooting

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022 05:06 PM (us2H3)

300 Executions are a skill and a science left to the masters, not to be undertaken lightly.

Posted by: Franz Schmidt at April 12, 2022 05:06 PM (32x3R)

301 Heh. A bird shit on Biden while speaking in Iowa.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2022 05:04 PM (AGz39)



There HAS to be video of that.


"Shit for brains shit on by shitty bird."

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 05:07 PM (Zz0t1)

302 261 From now on babies should just be designated "ins" and "outs" on berf certificates.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2022 04:59 PM (Y5qcH)

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Geometric Binary Privilege? How dare you!

/A simple XX and XY for SEX (not made-up "Gender" should suffice -- with exceptions of course for chromosomal abnormalities, although I imagine the word "abnormality" is now for verboten). SCIENCE!

Posted by: ShainS -- Teacher Breacher & Groomer Tumor are the new Stranger Danger at April 12, 2022 05:07 PM (614UO)

303 Actually the Silent Generation deserves the blame. Just because they are currently in the drooling phase of life does not absolve them of guilt.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2022 05:07 PM (hyqTd)

304 Gilbert Gottfried reading "50 Shades of Grey".

https://youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 12, 2022


***
The look on the faces of the women in the video as they listen to GG read the text . . . every one of them looks as if they wonder what planet they woke up on today.

(Was that literally the kind of text and dialog in that "best-seller"? Jeez Louise.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 05:07 PM (txdEq)

305 262 There are lots of people who don't get punched in the mouth anywhere near as often as they should.

A disproportionate number of them appear to spend most of their day on twitter.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2022 04:59 PM (fUMmI)


I suspect part of the problem is that there are a lot of younger people who have never been punched in the face, at all.

Getting punched in the face a few times tends to make you a bit more cautious about gratuitously running your mouth, a lesson which seems to have been missed by many.

Posted by: a.moron at April 12, 2022 05:08 PM (tu3iY)

306 295 Wishing I had a tank, nurse.

Other than that, I'm fine.
Reading insanity like this I can't help but mock it and thank the Lord my granddaughters are being homeschooled in the Ozarks.
And learning how to shoot and hunt.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 05:05 PM (nXjQg)

Ozarks. That's really good. We have resisted a great deal of the insanity here. And we don't appeal to the wokesters, for various reasons.

Posted by: kraken at April 12, 2022 05:08 PM (aJbZb)

307 people who use police acronyms and then say the words of the acronym can wash my nutsack

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022 05:08 PM (us2H3)

308 And now I'm going to stop pretending to take you seriously.

Grampa says it's Uncle Kurt with a stealth nic.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at April 12, 2022 05:08 PM (Xrfse)

309 what if the doctor says of the new-born "well, it's definitely a child" and it turns out he's wrong?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 12, 2022 05:08 PM (Ynyl9)

310 There HAS to be video of that.


"Shit for brains shit on by shitty bird."
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 05:07 PM (Zz0t1)
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O pointy birds
O pointy pointy
Anoint my head
Anointy 'nointy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 12, 2022 05:09 PM (YFU8M)

311 I've noticed that in every instance of a person who was incorrectly guessed to be a girl at birth grows facial hair.

Posted by: biggierat at April 12, 2022 05:09 PM (K4VFT)

312 The thing is is it is the pensins that are the issue, nobody should be earning a pensin, just a 401k the same as everybody else

Posted by: Y5 at April 12, 2022 05:10 PM (TyXok)

313 Joe: Wow this is a big deal someone just dropped a little tapioca right on my head...let's see what is tastes like

Jill: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2022 05:10 PM (ESjRY)

314 Heh. MUMR.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2022 05:10 PM (AGz39)

315 probably not the first time a bird shit on a turd

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022 05:10 PM (us2H3)

316 bird is saving 90% for the Hunter

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022 05:12 PM (us2H3)

317 Curious? Do they have time to teach the 3R's in grade school anymore?

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 12, 2022 05:12 PM (ju2Fy)

318 O pointy birds
O pointy pointy
Anoint my head
Anointy 'nointy.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 12, 2022 05:09 PM (YFU8M)


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Classic Steve Martin

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 12, 2022 05:12 PM (3TihK)

319 Posted by: MOLESTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at April 12, 2022 05:09 PM (1IJnB)
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You're a DICK!!!

Posted by: jeff spicoli's brother at April 12, 2022 05:12 PM (UHVv4)

320 " Skyler, who is a female with a mental illness, said."

Fixed that for them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 12, 2022 05:12 PM (bW8dp)

321 Birdy birdy in the sky
dropped some whitewash in my eye
I'm no baby, I won't cry
I'm just glad that cows don't fly!

Posted by: ptschett at April 12, 2022 05:12 PM (32eGV)

322 300 Executions are a skill and a science left to the masters, not to be undertaken lightly.

Posted by: Franz Schmidt at April 12, 2022 05:06 PM (32x3R)


I'm willing to learn on the job. I mean, is anybody really going to complain about poor service?

Posted by: a.moron at April 12, 2022 05:12 PM (tu3iY)

323 Heh. A bird shit on Biden while speaking in Iowa.

Get that bird the congressional medal of honor.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2022 05:05 PM (ESjRY)


HA!!!

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2022 05:12 PM (gmo/4)

324 Heh. A bird shit on Biden while speaking in Iowa.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2022 05:04 PM (AGz39)

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Please tell me he reached up, hooked it with his finger, and ate it like the kid with the booger in Caddyshack.

Posted by: ShainS -- Teacher Breacher & Groomer Tumor are the new Stranger Danger at April 12, 2022 05:13 PM (614UO)

325 I would sooner leave my kids in a room with any number of Playmates (or Donald Trump himself) than with David French or one of his drag queen pals.

Posted by: Impudent Warwick at April 12, 2022 05:13 PM (f/6Wb)

326
Heh. MUMR.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2022 05:10 PM


I guessed correctly that the 'hang time' on that comment before deletion was to be measured in millipixies 0.7 alpha.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 12, 2022 05:13 PM (dQvv7)

327 No. It's always Bad versus Worse. That's the absolute biggest problem with the folks on the Right that love them some Peggy Noonan.

It's always Bad against Worse. There are no good guys in this.
Posted by: All I Need to Know

The ones who [REDACT] groomers and pedos along with their silent enablers are the good guys.
Some Good Guys and Gals do fight the good fight against these monsters, and most of the time, they are punished for it.
Just because fighting the good fight implies heavy losses doesn't mean good folks haven't been out there fighting the good fight.

Posted by: Beautiful Bobby Eaton at April 12, 2022 05:13 PM (H+hdU)

328
Please tell me he reached up, hooked it with his finger, and ate it like the kid with the booger in Caddyshack.
Posted by: ShainS -- Teacher Breacher & Groomer Tumor are the new Stranger Danger at April 12, 2022 05:13 PM (614UO)



"Twenty bucks the Smales kid picks his nose."

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 05:13 PM (Zz0t1)

329 Hey teacher, I was assigned to do a book report. You made a mistake. I wanted to play Redneck Rampage.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 12, 2022 05:14 PM (4I/2K)

330 I'd rather see a vid of a bird dumping on Brandon than watch these NYC peeps cry "woe is us"

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022 05:14 PM (us2H3)

331 Little birdy in the sky, thanks for shitting on that guy!

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2022 05:14 PM (gmo/4)

332 Heh. A bird shit on Biden while speaking in Iowa.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2022 05:04 PM (AGz39)



The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)

333 David French seems awfully interested in defending groomers and their auxiliaries, almost recklessly making arguments that are either transparently Jesuitical or without any pretense of logic at all, thus giving the appearance of an odd kind of desperation. Very...interesting.

Posted by: Paco at April 12, 2022 05:15 PM (njExo)

334 Has anyone gone to the NEA's website and downloaded their "suggested curricula" for grades K-12 to see what kind of lunacy they push from their national perch?

I assume it's as bad as we keep seeing here at AoSHQ.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 05:15 PM (ET441)

335 Heh. A bird shit on Biden while speaking in Iowa.

Get that bird the congressional medal of honor.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2022 05:05 PM (ESjRY)

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Heh. Is there a Nobel Deuce Prize?

Posted by: ShainS -- Teacher Breacher & Groomer Tumor are the new Stranger Danger at April 12, 2022 05:15 PM (614UO)

336 Heh. A bird shit on Biden while speaking in Iowa.
___

No greater proof that Brandon is a polar opposite of our Lord.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 05:15 PM (nXjQg)

337 I've heard of parents complaining mightily, as they should, but NOTHING about teachers rejecting this predatory bullshit.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 04:56 PM (Zz0t1)


And jeopardize our cushy sinecures? Are you mad, sir?

Posted by: the Real Heroes at April 12, 2022 05:15 PM (h5TKJ)

338 David wants to put his blessings of liberty inside little children.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 12, 2022 05:15 PM (skejd)

339
I've said it before...

It's totally predictable that everyone in the Conservative Media Ecosystem™ will endorse groomers in schools. It's what the Party wants, the Party pays them, and they play the tune that's called.

But when it comes to the topic of sex perverts having unrestrained access to minors of all ages, nobody but nobody is more vehement than David French. For him, it's clearly a very personal issue, and he becomes hysterical about it.

For David, the very suggestion that the State might come between a pervert and his precious childmeat is fundamentally revolting, and it shows in his unhinged diatribes whenever the subject is broached.

If David French isn't a diddler, I'll eat my hat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2022 05:15 PM (SKVme)

340 For being such an ultra mega Christian, David French seems to always be on the side of what Satan wants.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 05:15 PM (rF64X)

341 Heh. A bird shit on Biden while speaking in Iowa.

***

Better than the fly that landed on TFG!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2022 05:15 PM (kf6Ak)

342 But I bet you delivered the news with a clever limerick.

******

Gender Assignment, Old School - a limerick

I've got good news and bad Mrs. Berle
It's either a boy...or a girl
So try one for a spell
If it doesn't fit...well...
Then perhaps give the other a whirl!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 05:16 PM (m45I2)

343 So kids won't have to wait till they're 7 like I did to figure out teachers are generally dumb AF.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at April 12, 2022 05:16 PM (pOXzO)

344 323 Wish I had the patience to train animals. Assemble a gaggle of geese, feed them well and have them respond accordingly to command. Follow White House schedule of Retardo's outdoor events.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 12, 2022 05:16 PM (lz5hY)

345 304 (Was that literally the kind of text and dialog in that "best-seller"? Jeez Louise.)

iirc, it started out as twilight fan fic

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 12, 2022 05:16 PM (oY6Yp)

346 The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Posted by: Sponge
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lol

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 05:16 PM (nXjQg)

347 Brandon's going to Las Vegas for Palm Sunday

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022 05:17 PM (us2H3)

348 Wish I had the patience to train animals. Assemble a gaggle of geese, feed them well and have them respond accordingly to command. Follow White House schedule of Retardo's outdoor events.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 12, 2022 05:16 PM (lz5hY)
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You could contract with the Danish ladies from the other day to borrow their goose parade.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 12, 2022 05:17 PM (YFU8M)

349 Hey, remember when the character "Pat" was such a hoot on SNL?

If only we could return to that simpler time of relative sanity.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 05:17 PM (ET441)

350 347 Brandon's going to Las Vegas for Palm Sunday
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022 05:17 PM (us2H3)

Why ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2022 05:18 PM (wHb9C)

351 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jfXvf6e4hs

Here it is

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2022 05:18 PM (gmo/4)

352 Better than the fly that landed on TFG!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2022 05:15 PM (kf6Ak)

More than once, If I recall. Weird.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 12, 2022 05:18 PM (xPJvm)

353 347 Brandon's going to Las Vegas for Palm Sunday
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022 05:17 PM (us2H3)

Too late.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 12, 2022 05:18 PM (906pl)

354 I wonder if French even saw the clip he's so outraged by, or if he relies entirely on his Trusted Sources at CNN and Vice to accurately describe the video

P greater than or equal to 0.999995, 95 per cent confidence, two degrees of freedom.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 12, 2022 05:18 PM (vpT5O)

355 I've heard of parents complaining mightily, as they should, but NOTHING about teachers rejecting this predatory bullshit.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 04:56 PM (Zz0t1)

Wasn't there that teacher (recent story) who spoke up/reported the pervs and got fired for it. There were a couple I saw who quit over CRT.

But you are right. They seem to be mostly silent and it seems that the only representatives of teachers are the freaks.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 05:18 PM (rF64X)

356 Brandon's going to Las Vegas for Palm Sunday
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022 05:17 PM (us2H3)


Did the Secret Service get a DeLorean recently?

Posted by: spindrift at April 12, 2022 05:18 PM (h5TKJ)

357 Better than the fly that landed on TFG!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2022 05:15 PM (kf6Ak)

More than once, If I recall. Weird.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 12, 2022 05:18 PM (xPJvm)
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Lord of the flies.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 12, 2022 05:19 PM (YFU8M)

358 218 NYC has a terror attack.

Governor says we must understand why
_____________

Funny how we need to "understand" the grievances of terrorists who are black or muslim when they commit mass murders, but we were never called to "understand" the grievances of the Jan. 6th protesters (who didn't kill anybody); we were just supposed to condemn them and applaud the government for persecuting them and jailing them indefinitely for "crimes" like trespassing and parading without a permit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 12, 2022 05:19 PM (k4dH2)

359 French has written so much garbage for pay his concierge is dead.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 12, 2022 05:19 PM (eGTCV)

360 I just saw the poopening. He just kept on reading the teleprompter. No one came out to wipe it out or anything.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2022 05:19 PM (UuD2k)

361 Actually the Silent Generation deserves the blame. Just because they are currently in the drooling phase of life does not absolve them of guilt.

Insisting that everything you see is a Normal Rockwell painting, turns out, is not a virtue.

If David French isn't a diddler, I'll eat my hat.

He just wants to draft them. For their own good.

Posted by: All I Need to Know at April 12, 2022 05:19 PM (Z/gGP)

362 Brandon's going to Las Vegas for Palm Sunday
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022 05:17 PM (us2H3)



I just wish he'd descend into the depths of Hell where he belongs.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 12, 2022 05:20 PM (Zz0t1)

363 351 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jfXvf6e4hs

Here it is

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2022 05:18 PM (gmo/4)


Birds roosting or trapped in a farm building can't stand listening to humans spewing crap.

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 05:20 PM (AMIL/)

364 French has written so much garbage for pay his concierge is dead.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 12, 2022 05:19 PM (eGTCV)
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My husband was the consy-urge, but he died, so now I'm the consy-urge.

Posted by: The Consy-urge at April 12, 2022 05:21 PM (YFU8M)

365 Curious? Do they have time to teach the 3R's in grade school anymore?
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 12, 2022 05:12 PM (ju2Fy)

I suspect most of these "educators" are barely literate so indoctrination is easier for them.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 12, 2022 05:21 PM (rF64X)

366 Noodus gilbertiana

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 05:21 PM (txdEq)

367
I'm sorry, but the thought of thousands of groomers vainly attempting to make their efforts to groom little children and coming up short with an answer causes me great pleasure.

I've tried being better but it didn't *take*.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 12, 2022 05:22 PM (dQvv7)

368 350 347 Brandon's going to Las Vegas for Palm Sunday
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022 05:17 PM (us2H3)

Why ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2022 05:18 PM (wHb9C)


The new Chinese bagmen don't want to leave the escort ladies and the Chinese Pai-Gow tables?

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 05:23 PM (AMIL/)

369 Again - some people bitch about how off the rails society has become.

Many of them live in Boston. NYC. Philly. Chicago. Baltimore.

Posted by: All I Need to Know at April 12, 2022 05:24 PM (Z/gGP)

370 If you don't get pedo vibes from French at this point I'm unsure what to tell you. It's not just the grift at this point. The guy is disgusting.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 12, 2022 05:24 PM (skejd)

371 Does duckduckgo ever suck.

I just searched for "zulu saying" alas i have been excreted upon by the bird of fortune as I had read a phrase like that in a book [probably about the Zulu War] a long time ago and wanted to quote it accurately re. Shitty Joe.

Three of the six links are to lengthy, Shakespeare quote explanations! Yes, remember to always call Macbeth "the Zulu play" or bad luck will hit you!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 05:25 PM (UHVv4)

372 O pointy birds
O pointy pointy
Anoint my head
Anointy 'nointy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 12, 2022 05:09 PM (YFU8M)

Ah, one of my favorites, that and Dillman's Grove.

Posted by: Dr Hfuhruhurr at April 12, 2022 05:26 PM (AmoqO)

373 If David French isn't a diddler, I'll eat my hat.

Yup.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 12, 2022 05:26 PM (skejd)

374 I guess those 4 years of pre-med, a 2 or 3 more of specialized med school, and several years of residency just ain't what they're cracked up to be...

Posted by: FriscoYoda at April 12, 2022 05:27 PM (+56GQ)

375 246 These are probably the same people who pronounce the Ukraine capital as "Keev" and the French film festival place as "Can."

this is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: cannes noonyun singh at April 12, 2022 05:27 PM (oY6Yp)

376 For being such an ultra mega Christian, David French seems to always be on the side of what Satan wants.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math


If he were five or six, it would be called oppositional defiant disorder. Apparently he gave into his hatred of Trump to the point where's he's regressed to a toddler.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2022 05:27 PM (p6Md5)

377 I just came to this thread - so sorry if this is ground well plowed.

But David French is not mentally ill, even if his written views on this and other topics would surely suggest that he is.

No, this is about the money - and thus French and Goldberg and Hayes are all more than willing to pull their intellectual pants down in the town square if someone has a checkbook to pay for the embarrassing prostration.

It's the oldest profession - but now played out by "Trixie" street walking pundits and their political billionaire "Johns" - nevertheless, it's just as immoral.

Posted by: Boswell at April 12, 2022 05:29 PM (5iUNf)

378 Bring back backpfeiffengesicht. Great word, used to be common here.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door



"A face very much in need of a punch."

Say what you will about the Germans and their guttural language, they got that one right.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 05:29 PM (ET441)

379 322 300 Executions are a skill and a science left to the masters, not to be undertaken lightly.

Posted by: Franz Schmidt at April 12, 2022 05:06 PM (32x3R)

I'm willing to learn on the job. I mean, is anybody really going to complain about poor service?
Posted by: a.moron at April 12, 2022 05:12 PM (tu3iY)

In, I believe, the 1920s, one of His Majesty's Hangmen was struck off the official Home Office list for bodging the job more than once.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 12, 2022 05:30 PM (qyH+l)

380 I've said it before...

It's totally predictable that everyone in the Conservative Media Ecosystem(TM) will endorse groomers in schools. It's what the Party wants, the Party pays them, and they play the tune that's called.

But when it comes to the topic of sex perverts having unrestrained access to minors of all ages, nobody but nobody is more vehement than David French. For him, it's clearly a very personal issue, and he becomes hysterical about it.

For David, the very suggestion that the State might come between a pervert and his precious childmeat is fundamentally revolting, and it shows in his unhinged diatribes whenever the subject is broached.

If David French isn't a diddler, I'll eat my hat.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2022 05:15 PM (SKVme)
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The shady doth protest too much.

Posted by: ShainS -- Teacher Breacher & Groomer Tumor are the new Stranger Danger at April 12, 2022 05:31 PM (614UO)

381 So, David French is a groomer. Makes sense.

Posted by: Old Guy at April 12, 2022 05:32 PM (ajRxE)

382 Heh. A bird shit on Biden while speaking in Iowa.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2022 05:04 PM


The bird, sadly, suffered a tragic windmill accident earlier this evening.

- Jen Psaki

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2022 05:33 PM (RkC6l)

383 Gender Assignment, Old School - a limerick

I've got good news and bad Mrs. Berle
It's either a boy...or a girl
So try one for a spell
If it doesn't fit...well...
Then perhaps give the other a whirl!
Posted by: Muldoon
___

*golf clap*

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 12, 2022 05:34 PM (nXjQg)

384 Brandon's going to Las Vegas for Palm Sunday
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022 05:17 PM (us2H3)

Western or Eastern? Orthodox churches still use the Julian calendar, I believe they celebrate Pascha on the 24th this year. Sometimes, they coincide, most often they don't.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 12, 2022 05:35 PM (qyH+l)

385 Yeah, intent off on this last week. At this point Occam's razor tells me this pedo-looking and defending creep is very likely a kiddie diddle. He's just too damn interested in making the case that my kids need to be exposed to his way of getting his freak on.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 12, 2022 05:36 PM (fj2YZ)

386 As one of the "lesser Christians" that the Rt. Rev. French reviles, I'd opine that he is a card-carrying Pharisee. Everything about his finger-pointing, reminding others about his military service, and holier-than-thou attitude would have made him fit in just fine on the Sanhedrin.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 12, 2022 05:37 PM (ViC0A)

387 The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB




You want The Rapture and The Second Coming

You'll settle for a lightning bolt hitting the Head Ped0pbile

You'll get a seagull shitting on an Alzheimers Patient's goard.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2022 05:38 PM (ET441)

388 Daughter figured out why my Fitbit wasn't monitering my heart rate. Thank God these kids are way smarter than me!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2022 05:39 PM (nxdel)

389 At least I know I'm not dead.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2022 05:42 PM (nxdel)

390 As the 18th and 19th centuries are known for The Great Awakening and The Enlightenment, the 21st will be marked by The Great Dumbening, where all that was learned by our predecessors was tossed in a ditch and lit on fire so we didn't have to consider ourselves in need of any change, but pretended to change the world to suit our myopic, broken sensibilities.

Posted by: red speck at April 12, 2022 05:51 PM (gS3OW)

391 385 Yeah, intent off on this last week. At this point Occam's razor tells me this pedo-looking and defending creep is very likely a kiddie diddle. He's just too damn interested in making the case that my kids need to be exposed to his way of getting his freak on.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 12, 2022 05:36 PM (fj2YZ)
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Exactly what I came to post.

At some point there's enough quacking that you have to call it a duck.

Posted by: ballistic at April 12, 2022 06:09 PM (oXNqT)

392 he seems to think the sin is illicit sexual fantasy and gratification.

The sin of collecting child sexual abuse material is that it involves child abuse.

if he believes all sin is equal, and I don't, he seems to lack the understanding that child sexual abuse material is different in kind.

He sees no special boundary there, which makes his mind as depraved as any pedophiles.

Posted by: Sarahw at April 12, 2022 06:14 PM (g1vnC)

393 Leftards are screaming about us normies rightfully calling out pedo teachers AND THEIR PUNDIT DEFENDERS for being groomers or groomer defenders precisely because the left cannot stand their disgusting motives being brought into the open.

There is absolutely ZERO justification for teachers...especially kindergarden and elementary school teachers to be talking to their students about the teachers depreaved, unnatural and demented bedroom habits. Children go to school to learn reading, writing, and math, and a bit of history, geography, and to develop some measure of social skills. They are NOT there to be brainwashed into the blatant perverted delusion of Darwinian dead-endism that is the LGBTQRSXYZ mental illness.

The leftards are upset about DeSantis and this much needed pushback against the pedos, because they cannot continue their deathstyle without the ability to confuse and manipulate children into becoming the pedos' next victim.

French, and all similar woketards, need to be called out for their defense of child molesters every single time they open their lying, deceitful, propagandist mouths.

Posted by: Pete at April 12, 2022 06:18 PM (2WzPl)

394 The time is coming when using the term groomer will be a hate crime punishable by prison. These people are sick and twisted.

Posted by: RetsgtRN at April 12, 2022 06:31 PM (NVtgT)

395 Gee, I often wonder, does David French read this stuff? I mean, I can't imagine his ego allowing him to not read what anyone writes about him, but he must plotz when he does. I have a friend who keeps sending me emails filled with outrage about something he's just read in the Atlantic. And I say, Dude, why do you still read that leftard rag, anyway?

Posted by: webley silvernail at April 12, 2022 07:44 PM (MvW7J)

396 "Most of the time that guess is 100% correct"

That's where they lost me.

Posted by: Scott M at April 12, 2022 07:44 PM (7EnFR)

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