Mid-Morning Art Thread

Susanna At Her Bath
Francesco Hayez

At the National Gallery, which would be great just for its location...smack dab in Trafalgar Square. But it also has one of the most amazing collections of art in the world. And as a special bonus, there is a fantastic little pub just a couple of minutes away. It's called "The Harp," and it is worth a visit...

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Foist?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2022 09:30 AM (6FeV1)

2 Good morning everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 09:31 AM (Msys3)

3 I'll round up the fluffy canines, then.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2022 09:31 AM (6FeV1)

4 OK, i'll take it

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 12, 2022 09:31 AM (9Bb+p)

5 Fleshy.

Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2022 09:31 AM (AwYPR)

6 Oh, Susanna!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 09:32 AM (UHVv4)

7 Nice nice art for a Tuesday morning! That bare foot is mesmerizing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 09:32 AM (txdEq)

8 "Hey!! Don't use all the hot water!!"

-- Susanna's Dad

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 09:32 AM (Msys3)

9 Birthin hips

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 12, 2022 09:32 AM (9Bb+p)

10 Oh Susanna

Posted by: Kaiju66 at April 12, 2022 09:32 AM (OuFlM)

11 The head looks disproportionally small for the rest of the body.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 09:32 AM (u42Ev)

12 (Susanna has a flat bum)

Pass it on.....

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 09:32 AM (arJlL)

13 Wash those feet, baby! Oh, yeah!

Posted by: Rex Ryan at April 12, 2022 09:33 AM (UHVv4)

14 How can you tell Susanna is a "woman?"

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 12, 2022 09:33 AM (7bRMQ)

15 Francesco Hayez

Hiya Hayez !

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 09:33 AM (arJlL)

16 Susanna working on her bedroom eyes.

Posted by: dantesed at April 12, 2022 09:34 AM (88xKn)

17 Where are her nekked servants? Looks like she needs a little help.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 12, 2022 09:34 AM (9Bb+p)

18 How can you tell Susanna is a "woman?"
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Even in these 'challenging times', I know of a surefire way.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 09:34 AM (Msys3)

19 "Really? Srsly? You're going to try and bring that in here?"

I have seen that look before.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 09:34 AM (Ek4HO)

20 Ah, just what I needed... a little sideb00b action goin' on...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2022 09:34 AM (YIVH2)

21 Why is there a giant snail out her window in the woods??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 09:35 AM (UHVv4)

22 If you love that bath so much, why don't you marry it?

Posted by: Geoffrey Chaucer at April 12, 2022 09:35 AM (6FeV1)

23 How can you tell Susanna is a "woman?"
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Even in these 'challenging times', I know of a surefire way.
Posted by: Tonypete

Check for a prostate?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 09:35 AM (Ek4HO)

24 her feet are dirty

dirty feet = dirty schmundie

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022 09:35 AM (us2H3)

25 Morning.

Oh, Susannaaaa!

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2022 09:35 AM (LjK6M)

26 Even in these 'challenging times', I know of a surefire way.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 09:34 AM (Msys3)

Oh, of course!
.
.
.
.
She weighs as much as a duck!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 12, 2022 09:35 AM (7bRMQ)

27 Yesterday at the gym I saw a butt crack like that. Only it was hairy and it was a man. He was doing the rowing machine. It was unpleasant.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 12, 2022 09:36 AM (45fpk)

28 I have seen that look before.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 09:34 AM (Ek4HO)

The old "carry her a towel without using your hands" play?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2022 09:36 AM (6FeV1)

29 How can you tell Susanna is a "woman?"
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Even in these 'challenging times', I know of a surefire way.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 09:34 AM (Msys3)

Excuse me, stewardess. I am a biologist!

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 12, 2022 09:36 AM (SH2Zi)

30 She'd look better with clothes on.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2022 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

31 Sacral dimples, oh my!

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 09:36 AM (AMIL/)

32 (Susanna has a flat bum)

Pass it on.....
Posted by: JT

Susanna is Brie Larson's mom?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 09:36 AM (Ek4HO)

33 Oh, Susanna! Where are the elders?

Posted by: Ziba at April 12, 2022 09:37 AM (S1hrL)

34 The look of love is in your eyes,
A look your smile can't disguise...

I know it's not the Bible story

Posted by: Fox2! at April 12, 2022 09:37 AM (zXGrh)

35 Yesterday at the gym I saw a butt crack like that. Only it was hairy and it was a man. He was doing the rowing machine. It was unpleasant.
Posted by: grammie winger

Ahem.

Thanks for sharing !

hiya Grammie

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 09:38 AM (arJlL)

36 I guess this is homely women week.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2022 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

37 I saw "The Impressionists" at the National Gallery long ago, the entire show. I took several viewings. I could walk there from work. The Tate had a lot of sculpture when I used to visit. I like sculpture, took a class it it once.

Posted by: Javems at April 12, 2022 09:38 AM (AmoqO)

38 Hiya JT!

Posted by: grammie winger at April 12, 2022 09:38 AM (45fpk)

39 Didn't having your bath outside suck in the winter?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 12, 2022 09:38 AM (9Bb+p)

40 Yes, Venus's dimples for the win.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 09:39 AM (UHVv4)

41 39 Didn't having your bath outside suck in the winter?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 12, 2022 09:38 AM (9Bb+p)

It made you a man.

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 09:39 AM (AMIL/)

42 Didn't having your bath outside suck in the winter?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 12, 2022 09:38 AM (9Bb+p)

Never mind the dude gawking at you the whole time.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 12, 2022 09:39 AM (SH2Zi)

43 Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks?

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2022 09:40 AM (gmo/4)

44 Didn't having your bath outside suck in the winter?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Using yer bum as an ironing board warms ya right up !

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 09:40 AM (arJlL)

45 Yesterday at the gym I saw a butt crack like that. Only it was hairy and it was a man. He was doing the rowing machine. It was unpleasant.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 12, 2022 09:36 AM (45fpk)

You *assumed* it was a man.

He might identify as a dainty sugarplum.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2022 09:40 AM (LjK6M)

46 ima sidebewb man meself

Posted by: quantum mechanic at April 12, 2022 09:40 AM (vcv8B)

47 Known about town as Susanna Sideboob.

Posted by: red speck at April 12, 2022 09:40 AM (gS3OW)

48 her feet are dirty

dirty feet = dirty schmundie
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022

***
Just a little dusty.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 09:40 AM (txdEq)

49 What a lovely olive tree.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 12, 2022 09:41 AM (mZOHK)

50 She's crying for me!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at April 12, 2022 09:41 AM (OfXKv)

51 "Oh, I'm not crying for you. You brought this on yourself.

And take that stupid banjo off your knee!"

-Susanna

Posted by: 496 at April 12, 2022 09:41 AM (fjXxv)

52 Didn't having your bath outside suck in the winter?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 12, 2022 09:38 AM (9Bb+p)

It made you a man.
Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 09:39 AM (AMIL/)

Susanna is a man?

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2022 09:42 AM (LjK6M)

53 Didn't having your bath outside suck in the winter?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 12, 2022 09:38 AM (9Bb+p)

I was in the pool!

Posted by: Frightened Turtle at April 12, 2022 09:42 AM (7bRMQ)

54
Every Mom In The History of Forever - a limerick

Susanna has been bathing, it appears
And it hardly is the sum of all fears
Yet her mother's standard line
(Just the same as yours and mine)
"Susanna? Did you wash behind your ears!?"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 09:42 AM (m45I2)

55 grammie winger

Why were you working out at a plumbers convention?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:42 AM (u82oZ)

56 Lovely and intriguing painting. The way the artist captured the folds of the cloth and the ivy (?) coming in through the window forms a frame around the nude figure of the young woman. Their realism echoes the realistic figure and skin tones. But her expression, staring at at the viewer, is the final touch. There is a hint of invitation to join her, maybe. She is apparently used to sharing her bath or isn't upset about it.

The landscape outside the window, not as realistic, adds the idea of nature, perhaps wildness, to the image. There is an element of the primal about the entire painting.

That's just a quick impression.

Posted by: JTB at April 12, 2022 09:43 AM (7EjX1)

57 She's got a goth look to her. I bet she prefers to dress in black.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2022 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

58 Muldoon

Huzzah!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:43 AM (u82oZ)

59 55 grammie winger

Why were you working out at a plumbers convention?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:42 AM (u82oZ)

Say no to crack!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2022 09:43 AM (6FeV1)

60 Where is the guy from Alabama with his banjo on his knee?

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 09:43 AM (AMIL/)

61 Left arm looks rather manly

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2022 09:43 AM (HsAzN)

62 Why were you working out at a plumbers convention?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:42 AM (u82oZ)

NO!!!!

Posted by: G. Gordon Liddy at April 12, 2022 09:43 AM (gmo/4)

63 Didn't having your bath outside suck in the winter?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 12, 2022 09:38 AM (9Bb+p)

It made you a man.
Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 09:39 AM (AMIL/)

Susanna is a man?
Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2022 09:42 AM (LjK6M)
---
If bathing outside is all it takes to "make you a man," then all those trannies trying to convert through drugs and surgery are doing it wrong!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2022 09:43 AM (YIVH2)

64 32 (Susanna has a flat bum)

Pass it on.....
Posted by: JT

Susanna is Brie Larson's mom?
Posted by: rickb223

Your nanna likes bacon rum?

Posted by: quantum mechanic at April 12, 2022 09:44 AM (vcv8B)

65 The pretty lady let an *artist* into her bath? Good thing he brought his easel, or else it would be scandalous.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2022 09:44 AM (DU+/6)

66 There is an element of the primal about the entire painting.

Posted by: JTB at April 12, 2022 09:43 AM (7EjX1)

So you're saying Susanna wants to bone.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2022 09:44 AM (LjK6M)

67 There is a hint of invitation to join her, maybe. She is apparently used to sharing her bath or isn't upset about it.

The landscape outside the window, not as realistic, adds the idea of nature, perhaps wildness, to the image. There is an element of the primal about the entire painting.

That's just a quick impression.

Posted by: JTB at April 12, 2022 09:43 AM (7EjX1)

So you're saying this is a public bath house

Posted by: Bath House Barry at April 12, 2022 09:45 AM (7bRMQ)

68 Alternate Title:

"Bathing Booty"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 09:45 AM (m45I2)

69 Why were you working out at a plumbers convention?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:42 AM (u82oZ)

Every once in a while you gotta flush out the pipes.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 12, 2022 09:45 AM (45fpk)

70 The sidebewb says "woman."
The dirty feet and beefy forearms say "man."

But then again, who's to say what a woman is. I'm no biologist.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2022 09:45 AM (HsAzN)

71 Didn't having your bath outside suck in the winter?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 12, 2022 09:38 AM (9Bb+p)

Get used to it, rube.

- Biden's Economic Plan

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2022 09:45 AM (gmo/4)

72 Where is the guy from Alabama with his banjo on his knee?

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 09:43 AM (AMIL/)

Didn't he just move to Tennessee?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 12, 2022 09:46 AM (7bRMQ)

73 If bathing outside is all it takes to "make you a man," then all those trannies trying to convert through drugs and surgery are doing it wrong!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2022 09:43 AM (YIVH2)
---
They should eat some burnt toast.

Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2022 09:46 AM (krQz2)

74 Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

If the artist's wife came along, he would have to tell Susanna to take off her towel so he could paint.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:46 AM (u82oZ)

75 grammie winger

Why were you working out at a plumbers convention?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:42 AM (u82oZ)

Say no to crack!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2022 09:43 AM (6FeV1)

Crack is whack!

Posted by: Zombie Whitney Houston at April 12, 2022 09:46 AM (LjK6M)

76 grammie winger

LOL.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:46 AM (u82oZ)

77 The sidebewb says "woman."
The dirty feet and beefy forearms say "man."

But then again, who's to say what a woman is. I'm no biologist.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2022 09:45 AM (HsAzN)
---
It depends on what the meaning of "is" is.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at April 12, 2022 09:46 AM (krQz2)

78 So you're saying this is a public bath house
Posted by: Bath House Barry

In the 80's there were places in town where you could rent a hot tub for an hour or so.

Ewwwwwww!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 09:47 AM (Msys3)

79 36 >>I guess this is homely women week.

Can't determine if age has opened my eyes to see beauty I missed in my youthful pursuit of perfection, or if I've just lowered my standards, but I think Susanna would clean up nicely.

Posted by: red speck at April 12, 2022 09:47 AM (gS3OW)

80 Oh! Susanna won't you cry for me
'Cuz I went to Alabama with a banjo on my knee.

PS -- Do not look up the original lyrics to this Stephen Foster song.

PPS -- Nice sideboob.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2022 09:47 AM (F0YaR)

81 I'm not seeing a tub. She's probably taking a sponge bath.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2022 09:47 AM (NpAcC)

82 Harry Buttcrack? Didn't he play defensive end for the Cowboys?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 12, 2022 09:48 AM (FVME7)

83 Why were you working out at a plumbers convention?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:42 AM (u82oZ)

Every once in a while you gotta flush out the pipes.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 12, 2022 09:45 AM (45fpk)

That's hot.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2022 09:48 AM (LjK6M)

84 red speck

Susanna is no Lovie Howell, that's for sure.

But I would hang this, in the guest bathroom.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:48 AM (u82oZ)

85 This is a neat interpretation of this subject. Susanna was a Jewish woman who was spied upon by two elders while bathing. They would accuse her of adultery if she didn't sleep with them, but God sends the pro[het Daniel to help her.

Usually, the old men are shown leering in a window or behind a wall. They aren't shown (seemingly), but look at Susanna's face. She sees someone watching her and she quickly turns away and covers up. THE VIEWER is watching her. She is hiding and afraid of us. It twists the act of viewing art. The viewer isn't a passive witness, he/she is an active participant, AND the prime mover of the drama within the work.

Nice!

Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2022 09:48 AM (OyyDO)

86 scene from the 19th century "As Good As It Gets"

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022 09:48 AM (us2H3)

87 @81 great cartoon - Spongebath Sideboob!

Posted by: 496 at April 12, 2022 09:48 AM (fjXxv)

88 Robert

Don't be messing with grammie winger. Tread carefully.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:49 AM (u82oZ)

89 In the 80's there were places in town where you could rent a hot tub for an hour or so.

Ewwwwwww!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 09:47 AM (Msys3)

$20?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 12, 2022 09:49 AM (7bRMQ)

90 Jonah's self image

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022 09:50 AM (us2H3)

91 Kris

Thank you for that lucid explanation. It helps.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:50 AM (u82oZ)

92 CBD in a good mood today.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2022 09:50 AM (kf6Ak)

93 I've got a wife. I've got daughters.

The side of that tub should be strewn with bottles and jars and loofahs and little, inexplicable doo-dads.

Fake art.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 12, 2022 09:50 AM (906pl)

94 80 PS -- Do not look up the original lyrics to this Stephen Foster song.

Damn what de 'lectric fluid done did!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2022 09:50 AM (HsAzN)

95 Jonah's self image

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022 09:50 AM (us2H3)

Not interested!

Posted by: Lincoln Project at April 12, 2022 09:50 AM (7bRMQ)

96 Is she in a dungeon or those trees are elevated above the ground?

Posted by: dantesed at April 12, 2022 09:51 AM (88xKn)

97 Very linear. I approve.

Posted by: Monsieur J-A-D Ingres at April 12, 2022 09:51 AM (6eRlp)

98 72 Where is the guy from Alabama with his banjo on his knee?

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 09:43 AM (AMIL/)

Didn't he just move to Tennessee?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 12, 2022 09:46 AM (7bRMQ)

Nope, he went to Louisiana.

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 09:51 AM (AMIL/)

99 Robert

Don't be messing with grammie winger. Tread carefully.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:49 AM (u82oZ)

No joke. She'll make ya look like one of those paper craft snowflakes before you can say "Ow!".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2022 09:51 AM (6FeV1)

100 Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

A man of experience looks at art.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:51 AM (u82oZ)

101 Damn what de 'lectric fluid done did!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2022 09:50 AM (HsAzN)

kilt a hundred chiggers....

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2022 09:51 AM (gmo/4)

102 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. A bit of a sultdry come hither look to her.
Goes looking for coffee..

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2022 09:51 AM (uO+/l)

103 Harry Buttcrack? Didn't he play defensive end for the Cowboys?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Yes! Teammates with Lance Rentzel, who, according to his wife Joey Heatherington, was asked if he would like to be traded to the Packers.

Rentzel said, "Nah, I'll just stick it out in Dallas."

*Wait for it. . . . *

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 09:51 AM (Msys3)

104 I've got a wife. I've got daughters.

The side of that tub should be strewn with bottles and jars and loofahs and little, inexplicable doo-dads.

Fake art.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 12, 2022 09:50 AM (906pl)

lol

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 12, 2022 09:51 AM (SH2Zi)

105 Here's the front view of that side boob for the discerning scholars in the audience.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8c8j4y

Posted by: quantum mechanic at April 12, 2022 09:52 AM (vcv8B)

106 She'll make ya look like one of those paper craft snowflakes before you can say "Ow!".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2022 09:51 AM (6FeV1)

I was saving that for Mother's Day.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 12, 2022 09:52 AM (45fpk)

107 And Susanna had Buckwheat's "cake" in her mouth.

Buckwheat said "O TAY!"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2022 09:52 AM (HsAzN)

108 CBD in a good mood today.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2022 09:50 AM (kf6Ak)
++++
Still a bit jet-lagged, I reckon...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2022 09:52 AM (DU+/6)

109 In the bible, this would be the view the two old pervs saw before they try to blackmail her into sex.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2022 09:52 AM (kf6Ak)

110 At least five shot.

At least two different stations.

Suspect is surprisingly not described as white/wearing a MAGA hat

https://tinyurl.com/b5wmuahd

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 12, 2022 09:53 AM (3D/fK)

111 Look at the MASSIVE left forearm on this broad. WTH...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at April 12, 2022 09:53 AM (flINI)

112 I'm not seeing a tub. She's probably taking a sponge bath.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2022 09:47 AM (NpAcC)

Does Sponge want to weigh in here? Won't sock a regular but it's soooo tempting with this setup.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 12, 2022 09:53 AM (4I/2K)

113 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Just missed you in the Pixy thread.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:53 AM (u82oZ)

114 That's just a quick impression.
----------------------
I'm sorry I don't do impressions; I'm a photo-realist.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 09:54 AM (UHVv4)

115 A man of experience looks at art.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:51 AM (u82oZ)

I also just stopped myself from worrying what that ivy would eventually do to the wall if it isn't cut back.

I seem to be in maximum Dad Mode this morning.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 12, 2022 09:54 AM (906pl)

116 Don't be messing with grammie winger. Tread carefully.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:49 AM (u82oZ)

No joke. She'll make ya look like one of those paper craft snowflakes before you can say "Ow!".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2022 09:51 AM (6FeV1)

They do say chicks dig scars.

Posted by: Robert, in thoughtful repose at April 12, 2022 09:54 AM (LjK6M)

117 That bare foot is mesmerizing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 09:32 AM

85 Usually, the old men are shown leering in a window or behind a wall. She sees someone watching her and she quickly turns away and covers up.
Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2022 09:48 AM

Thankfully, she didn't cover up her best bits!

Posted by: Dirty Old Men Foot Fetishists Spying on Her at April 12, 2022 09:54 AM (JCZqz)

118 Yesterday at the gym I saw a butt crack like that. Only it was hairy and it was a man. He was doing the rowing machine. It was unpleasant.
Posted by: grammie winger

*******

"Sometimes, if you gaze long enough into the abyss, the abyss gazes back."

/Nietzsche, over by the free weights

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 09:54 AM (m45I2)

119 Inflation jumped 8.5% in March. Biggest increase since 1981.

Let's Go Brandon.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2022 09:54 AM (OTvdu)

120 Count de Monet

Let's change our Sponge call to "Loofa".

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:54 AM (u82oZ)

121 Schwing

Posted by: guess that makes me a dirty old man at April 12, 2022 09:55 AM (WSM8O)

122 They do say chicks dig scars.

Posted by: Robert, in thoughtful repose at April 12, 2022 09:54 AM (LjK6M)

I made a great living at it!

Posted by: Heidelberg Scars at April 12, 2022 09:55 AM (7bRMQ)

123 According to the first responders, multiple people have been shot at a subway station in Brooklyn and "several undetonated devices" have been found.

It took place at the 36th Street and 4th Avenue station.

As CNN noted, this comes amid a slew of attacks on the Metro.

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I guess they're upping their game.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 12, 2022 09:55 AM (FVME7)

124
Eh. It's no Lizzo.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2022 09:55 AM (pNxlR)

125 In the 80's there were places in town where you could rent a hot tub for an hour or so.

Ewwwwwww!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 09:47 AM (Msys3)
*
$20?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 12, 2022

***
$20 went a long way in the '80s.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 09:55 AM (txdEq)

126 The side of that tub should be strewn with bottles and jars and loofahs and little, inexplicable doo-dads.

Fake art.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 12, 2022 09:50 AM (906pl)

Needs more bath salts.

Lots more bath salts.

Posted by: Robert, in thoughtful repose at April 12, 2022 09:55 AM (LjK6M)

127 Suspect described as a 5'5" black man wearing an orange vest and gas mask.

Based on the description, I would guess the story disappears quickly from the news cycle.

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2022 09:55 AM (gmo/4)

128 Grammie -

Does Nair come in a spray can ?

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 09:56 AM (arJlL)

129 Those two dirty old men would be today's Epstein pals.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:56 AM (u82oZ)

130 Yesterday at the gym I saw a butt crack like that. Only it was hairy and it was a man. He was doing the rowing machine. It was unpleasant.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 12, 2022 09:36 AM (45fpk)

**watches Mrs D walk past in her pajamas.**
Well, at least I'm sure she's a woman.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2022 09:56 AM (uO+/l)

131 I always feel like, somebody's watching me.
And I have no privacy (Oh-oh-oh)

Posted by: Susanna Rockwell at April 12, 2022 09:56 AM (4I/2K)

132 I guess it's ok to go OT

Funny - Saudi comedians make fun of FJB

https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/
1513693799385554945

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2022 09:56 AM (kf6Ak)

133 Personally. I've always been a big fan of the nekkid ladies.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 12, 2022 09:56 AM (fj2YZ)

134 Does Nair come in a spray can ?

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 09:56 AM (arJlL)

I wish. That stuff is a mess.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 12, 2022 09:57 AM (45fpk)

135 Reports of mass shooting, "unexplored devices" on subway in Brooklyn.

As they say, "developing".

Posted by: Fox2! at April 12, 2022 09:57 AM (vpT5O)

136 In the 80's there were places in town where you could rent a hot tub for an hour or so.

Ewwwwwww!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 09:47 AM (Msys3)
*
$20?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 12, 2022

$20 same as in town.

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2022 09:57 AM (gmo/4)

137 127 Suspect described as a 5'5" black man

Gary Coleman's mort, right?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2022 09:57 AM (HsAzN)

138 $20 went a long way in the '80s.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 09:55 AM (txdEq)

Unless the water was cold.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 12, 2022 09:57 AM (7bRMQ)

139 The viewer isn't a passive witness, he/she is an active participant, AND the prime mover of the drama within the work.

Nice!
Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2022 09:48 AM (OyyDO)
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So, it sounds like we are just a bunch of pervs...well, that's probably close to the truth...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2022 09:57 AM (YIVH2)

140 Farmer Bob

You forgot ... at Petticoat Junction.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:57 AM (u82oZ)

141 This is a neat interpretation of this subject. Susanna was a Jewish woman who was spied upon by two elders while bathing. They would accuse her of adultery if she didn't sleep with them, but God sends the pro[het Daniel to help her. . . .

Nice!
Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2022

***
Ohhh -- that Susannah.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 09:57 AM (txdEq)

142 "Perfessor" Squirrel

You may be one of the refined, moral ones, but it is true for me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:58 AM (u82oZ)

143 They do say chicks dig scars.
Posted by: Robert, in thoughtful repose at April 12, 2022 09:54 AM (LjK6M)

Pain heals. And glory lasts forever.

Posted by: Shane Falco at April 12, 2022 09:58 AM (4I/2K)

144 Yes! Teammates with Lance Rentzel, who, according to his wife Joey Heatherington, was asked if he would like to be traded to the Packers.

Rentzel said, "Nah, I'll just stick it out in Dallas."

*Wait for it. . . . *

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 09:51 AM (Msys3)

He stuck it out in a Minneapolis suburb, if I recall correctly, when the Cowboys were in Minneapolis to play the Vikings. An underage girl was the observer, in her front yard I believe.

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 09:58 AM (AMIL/)

145 Inflation jumped 8.5% in March. Biggest increase since 1981.
==========================
IIRC, Obambi admin. gamed the inflation calcs in his second term. Is this correct?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 12, 2022 09:58 AM (lGrs1)

146 At least 13 shot or hurt in NYC by man wearing gas mask, construction vest; Devices also found
. . . .
The suspect was described as a Black male, 5-foot-5 and 175 to 180 pounds.

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Are you a biologist? If not, stop with the gender assumptions!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 12, 2022 09:58 AM (FVME7)

147 Just ordinary crime and not jihad but Toronto's had a couple of fatal shootings and stabbings at subway stations over the past two weeks as well.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 09:59 AM (UHVv4)

148 Suspect described as a 5'5" black man
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The black face of white supremacy, no doubt.

Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2022 09:59 AM (krQz2)

149 He stuck it out in a Minneapolis suburb, if I recall correctly, when the Cowboys were in Minneapolis to play the Vikings. An underage girl was the observer, in her front yard I believe.
Posted by: Gref

Yep - iirc, he did that twice. Both times to minors.

Perv.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 09:59 AM (Msys3)

150 5-foot-5 and 175 to 180 pounds.

Street Name: "Short Round"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2022 09:59 AM (HsAzN)

151 "Just missed you in the Pixy thread."

Saw that, Salty.

G'morning to you as well.

And now, I really must be going.
BBL

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 12, 2022 09:59 AM (3D/fK)

152 You may be one of the refined, moral ones, but it is true for me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 09:58 AM (u82oZ)
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Eh, I'm a sinner like everyone else around here, but I try to do better...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2022 10:00 AM (YIVH2)

153 andycanuck

Our intel agencies and National Police force will be right on this. Right?

Oh, bother.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 10:00 AM (u82oZ)

154 N.Y. Lt Gov. was arrested on campaign finance violations. He was a "rising political star."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 12, 2022 10:00 AM (lGrs1)

155 Technically, painting looks well done.

Unfortunately, though, seems an uninviting space, cold and distant.

The painting is interesting but, not much in the way of warmth is displayed.

Wouldn't hang.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 12, 2022 10:00 AM (5pTK/)

156 So it's THAT kind of blog now?

Posted by: Weasel at April 12, 2022 10:01 AM (0IeYL)

157 I'm not seeing a tub. She's probably taking a sponge bath.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2022 09:47 AM (NpAcC)

Would you loofa me? I'd loofa me so hard.

Posted by: Loofa at April 12, 2022 10:01 AM (4I/2K)

158 According to the first responders, multiple people have been shot at a subway station in Brooklyn and "several undetonated devices" have been found.

It took place at the 36th Street and 4th Avenue station.

As CNN noted, this comes amid a slew of attacks on the Metro.

-
I guess they're upping their game.
==
You can forget about the inflation numbers being discussed.

Posted by: Coinkydink? at April 12, 2022 10:01 AM (I2iu5)

159 OT, but I've heard back from Chekov the late Codger Cat's breeder. She's posted pics of the new kittens, 4 brown tabbies and 1 black torbie, on her Facebook page (click on the pic labeled "Easter Basket"): https://www.facebook.com/Sibirskiysiberiancats/

They're starting to look more like kittens and less like wet guinea pigs or samples of mink fur.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 10:01 AM (txdEq)

160 Unfortunately, though, seems an uninviting space, cold and distant.

The painting is interesting but, not much in the way of warmth is displayed.
Posted by: blake

No radiant heated floors there.

Sad!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 10:01 AM (Msys3)

161 Funny - Saudi comedians make fun of FJB

https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/
1513693799385554945
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2022 09:56 AM (kf6Ak)

Holy shit that's hilarious.

Dirty foreigners doing the comedy Americans won't do.

Posted by: Robert, in thoughtful repose at April 12, 2022 10:01 AM (LjK6M)

162
"Is today Saturday? I didn't think so!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2022 10:01 AM (pNxlR)

163 So it's THAT kind of blog now?

Posted by: Weasel at April 12, 2022 10:01 AM (0IeYL)

We're polymaths, you know.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 12, 2022 10:01 AM (7bRMQ)

164 CBD in a good mood today.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2022 09:50 AM (kf6Ak)

Yup...I just spent 20 minutes researching the board of directors of a company. I voted against every democrat and for anyone who gave money to Trump.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2022 10:02 AM (XIJ/X)

165 The dirty feet and beefy forearms say "man."

Or they say "woman who actually works". Rosie the Riveter had pretty big forearms too.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2022 10:02 AM (ZGrMX)

166 149 He stuck it out in a Minneapolis suburb, if I recall correctly, when the Cowboys were in Minneapolis to play the Vikings. An underage girl was the observer, in her front yard I believe.
Posted by: Gref

Yep - iirc, he did that twice. Both times to minors.

Perv.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 09:59 AM (Msys3)

While he has a twenty-something Joey Heatherton at home. He was a sick man.

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 10:02 AM (AMIL/)

167 Did the NY attacker mention anything about the snackbar?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 12, 2022 10:02 AM (9Bb+p)

168 Saudi's have comedians?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2022 10:02 AM (HsAzN)

169 5-foot-5 and 175 to 180 pounds.

A woman gave the description to police. Don't blame her, most women have a hard time judging length. All their lives they've been told by men that (hold fingers 3" apart) this is 6"...

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2022 10:03 AM (gmo/4)

170 Thankfully, she didn't cover up her best bits!
Posted by: Dirty Old Men Foot Fetishists Spying on Her at April 12, 2022 09:54 AM (JCZqz)

I know (I hope, but here? Who knows?) you're joking, but I really don't understand the foot fetish. Feet are the ugliest body part, by far. Gross.

Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2022 10:03 AM (OyyDO)

171 You can forget about the inflation numbers being discussed.
Posted by: Coinkydink? at April 12, 2022 10:01 AM (I2iu5)

I question the timing!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 12, 2022 10:03 AM (4I/2K)

172 You forgot ... at Petticoat Junction.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I don't imagine that Uncle Joe climbed the ladder up to the water tank to bathe very often.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 12, 2022 10:03 AM (FVME7)

173 According to the first responders, multiple people have been shot at a subway station in Brooklyn and "several undetonated devices" have been found.

I've been saying we need better undetonated device controls!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2022 10:03 AM (uO+/l)

174 The painting is interesting but, not much in the way of warmth is displayed.
Posted by: blake
*
No radiant heated floors there.

Sad!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022

***
In Susannah's time, you didn't linger at your bath. Rinse, scrub, rinse, hop out and dry yourself, back into your clothes and back to work.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 10:03 AM (txdEq)

175 Did the NY attacker mention anything about the snackbar?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 12, 2022 10:02 AM (9Bb+p)
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Did xe mention Asians?

Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2022 10:03 AM (krQz2)

176 Funny - Saudi comedians make fun of FJB

Tater was humiliated yesterday on his own show by a guest who talked about CNN's refusal to cover the Abraham Accords. This is one of the results of those accords, and the Davos crowd hates it.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2022 10:03 AM (ZGrMX)

177 Here is a little tidbit I had not heard before. WY allows same day voter registration as well as same day party switching. Trump and others pushed WY to change this since it will help Cheney in the primary as Dems show up to vote for her. But the WY legislature said nah, we good.

The GOP, even in the deepest of deep red states is still fucking clueless about what they are up against. Still bringing butter knives to fights while Dems bring machine guns.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 10:03 AM (u42Ev)

178 I know (I hope, but here? Who knows?) you're joking, but I really don't understand the foot fetish. Feet are the ugliest body part, by far. Gross.
Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2022 10:03 AM (OyyDO)
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Whew!

Posted by: elbows and scrotums at April 12, 2022 10:04 AM (5pTK/)

179 The National Gallery is my favorite. The Turner collection they own is enough of a reason to visit, and in fact it was the sole goal of my last visit. Wonderful place.

Thanks for todays art.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 12, 2022 10:04 AM (utMrO)

180 Are these bombs ghost bombs?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 10:04 AM (u42Ev)

181 Saudi's have comedians?

Based on that clip, they do, and they're way better than SNL.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2022 10:05 AM (ZGrMX)

182 I know (I hope, but here? Who knows?) you're joking, but I really don't understand the foot fetish. Feet are the ugliest body part, by far. Gross.
Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2022

***
Kris, I merely appreciate a nicely-shaped foot as you might a well-done and attractive sculpture. There are other "bits" that are far more fascinating to me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 10:05 AM (txdEq)

183 168 Saudi's have comedians?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2022 10:02 AM (HsAzN)

Sure.
"Watch how I trip this old Jew, take his money, then behead him!"

That really cracks 'em up in Mecca.

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 10:05 AM (AMIL/)

184 CBD

I do the same on my proxy statements. Lots of No votes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 10:05 AM (u82oZ)

185 Susannah got a bath? Luxury!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 12, 2022 10:05 AM (utMrO)

186 Based on that clip, they do, and they're way better than SNL.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2022 10:05 AM (ZGrMX)
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Not exactly the gold standard for comedy.

Maybe wet paper, but, gold? Not even.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 12, 2022 10:05 AM (5pTK/)

187 Ali and Fatima went up the hill to pick a pail of sand
Ali shot the b*tch for not covering her whore face.

ThankyouThankyou. I am being here all night. Try the goat!

Posted by: Muhammad Dice Clay at April 12, 2022 10:05 AM (HsAzN)

188 Saudi's have comedians?

Posted by: Guy Smiley

"Look at the 2 assholes on that camel !"

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 10:06 AM (arJlL)

189 147

Whaaaaaa? But Canada has such strict gun control. How could that be?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 10:06 AM (u42Ev)

190 In Susannah's time, you didn't linger at your bath. Rinse, scrub, rinse, hop out and dry yourself, back into your clothes and back to work.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

She would have done just fine at boot camp.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 10:06 AM (Msys3)

191

I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 12, 2022 10:06 AM (SWi3y)

192 >>Tater was humiliated yesterday on his own show by a guest who talked about CNN's refusal to cover the Abraham Accords. This is one of the results of those accords, and the Davos crowd hates it.

Might end up being one of the most consequential and least covered accomplishments of Trump's presidency. Particularly now that Biden is trying to ram through the idiotic Iran deal again.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2022 10:06 AM (ZLI7S)

193 National Gallery is fantastic. I spent some time in front of the Turner paintings as well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 10:06 AM (u82oZ)

194 175 Did the NY attacker mention anything about the snackbar?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 12, 2022 10:02 AM (9Bb+p)
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One of those Amish no doubt... Seriously though any description of the perp ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2022 10:06 AM (wHb9C)

195 Wolfus, the kittens are beauties. I would claim the little tortie ASAP, she'll have a sweet and spicy personality.

Posted by: skywch at April 12, 2022 10:06 AM (uqhmb)

196 Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 09:42 AM (m45I2)

I think the story of Susannah is supposedly a punny one (at least in Greek)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2022 10:07 AM (kf6Ak)

197 This painting would be banned in Boston.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2022 10:07 AM (L47aO)

198 Camel with 2 humps > camel with 2 assholes

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2022 10:07 AM (AGz39)

199 According to the first responders, multiple people have been shot at a subway station in Brooklyn and "several undetonated devices" have been found.

So how long until we hear that it was a Russian white supremacist using ghost guns because he is mad about COVID restrictions and child grooming in schools?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2022 10:07 AM (ESjRY)

200 The Turner collection they own is enough of a reason to visit, and in fact it was the sole goal of my last visit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 12, 2022 10:04 AM (utMrO)

They have about 10 Turners, but the Tate Britain has more than 100!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2022 10:07 AM (XIJ/X)

201 5-foot-5 and 175 to 180 pounds.
****
A woman gave the description to police. Don't blame her, most women have a hard time judging length. All their lives they've been told by men that (hold fingers 3" apart) this is 6"...

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2022 10:03 AM (gmo/4)

A very astute and clever and lovely lady I once dated mentioned that she had measured the width of her palm and the length from wrist to fingertip as a handy reference. Did I mention that she was a fabulous redhead?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 12, 2022 10:08 AM (4I/2K)

202 Tater was humiliated yesterday on his own show by a guest who talked about CNN's refusal to cover the Abraham Accords. This is one of the results of those accords, and the Davos crowd hates it.
===========================
The fact that NO ONE mentions The Abraham Accords is a crying sin. Just think of all the careers in gubmint and academia built around continuing conflict in the sandbox. Trump was a massive threat to so many...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 12, 2022 10:08 AM (lGrs1)

203 Tater was humiliated yesterday on his own show by a guest who talked about CNN's refusal to cover the Abraham Accords.
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Seriously, I don't think he comes for the hunting.

Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2022 10:08 AM (krQz2)

204 Those old guys were all wrong. Ask Susanne about if her grandmother is widowed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 10:08 AM (u82oZ)

205 The Brooklyn shootings reveal we need moar gun control! And all bombs need to be made illegal.

Posted by: Jenn Psaki morning thoughts at April 12, 2022 10:08 AM (utMrO)

206 The journey of Trafalgar and its surrounds from the 60's mimics the earlier decline of the Empire. Sad really.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 12, 2022 10:08 AM (oWBc3)

207 Susanna is what my neighbor would refer to as a "thick" woman. Says he prefers 'em that way.

Hi, Horde.

Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2022 10:08 AM (cTCuP)

208 182 I know (I hope, but here? Who knows?) you're joking, but I really don't understand the foot fetish. Feet are the ugliest body part, by far. Gross.
Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2022

***
Kris, I merely appreciate a nicely-shaped foot as you might a well-done and attractive sculpture. There are other "bits" that are far more fascinating to me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 10:05 AM (txdEq)

OK. That's cool. I'm an eye chick, myself. I have jars full of them.

Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2022 10:08 AM (OyyDO)

209 Saudi's have comedians?

Why did the infidel cross the road?

To get blown up by an improvised explosive device!

I'm here all week. Try the goat and beat your waitress for dressing like whore. Whore!

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2022 10:08 AM (gmo/4)

210 Camel with 2 humps > camel with 2 assholes

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2022 10:07 AM (AGz39)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: "Ishtar" at April 12, 2022 10:09 AM (7bRMQ)

211 Hiya creeper !

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 10:09 AM (arJlL)

212 Wolfus, the kittens are beauties. I would claim the little tortie ASAP, she'll have a sweet and spicy personality.
Posted by: skywch at April 12, 2022

***
I've made it clear that I'd like a kitten from this batch. Which I find crazy, as I've been saying for several years, "No more Siberians, no more kittens." And here I'm considering adopting one which is both.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 10:09 AM (txdEq)

213 Blow up the image, I think she has toenail fungus.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2022 10:09 AM (L47aO)

214 I'm going with "something you wont find in a bathhouse"

for the whole wad, Alex

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2022 10:09 AM (us2H3)

215 Zaftig!

Posted by: Squid at April 12, 2022 10:09 AM (6C+Gj)

216 A very astute and clever and lovely lady I once dated mentioned that she had measured the width of her palm and the length from wrist to fingertip as a handy reference. Did I mention that she was a fabulous redhead?
Posted by: Count de Monet

Heh!

Equally important is where one measures. Along the top or underneath.

It makes a difference.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2022 10:10 AM (Msys3)

217 OK. That's cool. I'm an eye chick, myself. I have jars full of them.
Posted by: Kris

I see......

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2022 10:10 AM (arJlL)

218 camel with 2 assholes

******

A dromederierre?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:10 AM (m45I2)

219 Knock knock

Whos there

Death

Death who?

Death to America!!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 10:10 AM (u42Ev)

220 They have about 10 Turners, but the Tate Britain has more than 100!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2022 10:07 AM (XIJ/X)
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Turners everywhere! A blessing.

Posted by: Jenn Psaki morning thoughts at April 12, 2022 10:10 AM (utMrO)

221 OK. That's cool. I'm an eye chick, myself. I have jars full of them.
Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2022 10:08 AM (OyyDO)
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You have a razor blade beside the jar?

..asking for a fiend.....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 12, 2022 10:11 AM (5pTK/)

222 I voted against every democrat and for anyone who gave money to Trump.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2022 10:02 AM (XIJ/X)

Did that leave anyone to vote for?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2022 10:11 AM (kf6Ak)

223 That's cool. I'm an eye chick, myself. I have jars full of them.

Hmm...are they still breathing? Always need some more chicks

Posted by: Col Sanders at April 12, 2022 10:11 AM (ESjRY)

224 Tater was humiliated yesterday on his own show by a guest who talked about CNN's refusal to cover the Abraham Accords.

Tater's show gets higher ratings when he's not on it.

Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2022 10:11 AM (AwYPR)

225 We're polymaths, you know.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 12, 2022 10:01 AM (7bRMQ)

I was told there would be no math.

Posted by: Robert, in thoughtful repose at April 12, 2022 10:11 AM (LjK6M)

226 camel with 2 assholes

******

A dromederierre?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:10 AM (m45I2)

This is why ace has the best commentators in the solar system.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 12, 2022 10:11 AM (4I/2K)

227 Surely that Dr on South Park made a 7 assed camel

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 12, 2022 10:12 AM (9Bb+p)

228 This joke goes out to my goat Aziz, whom I slept with. But first, a word about Pudding Poppies...

Posted by: Alibaba Cosby at April 12, 2022 10:12 AM (HsAzN)

229 Chello-butt, maybe jello-butt.

Posted by: Eromero at April 12, 2022 10:12 AM (0OP+5)

230 OK. That's cool. I'm an eye chick, myself. I have jars full of them.
Posted by: Kris

*******

I've been meaning to ask, when you teach art classes, is it hard to control your pupils?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:12 AM (m45I2)

231 I saw an ad for CNN+ on YouTube. I was thinking this has to be a parody of some sort? Nope. It was real. You want me to pay money to watch Piss Wallace do interviews?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 10:13 AM (u42Ev)

232 From the TruthAboutGuns.com: Biden's proposed rule to eliminate so-called "ghost guns" would create an entirely new class of highly regulated items by redefining the term "firearm" to include a host of parts, and collections of parts ATF now considers "readily" convertible into functional firearms.

If the underlying principle to this unconstitutional overreach by FJB is used as precedent for other actions, you arrive at making any replacement or aftermarket part for any product not approved by the Marxist/Fascist Uniparty subject to heavy handed regulation or outright banning. Good luck getting a timing belt for your car or a part for your natural gas furnace in the future.

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 12, 2022 10:13 AM (9I3i5)

233 *sigh* The weather service is hinting at tornadoes this afternoon. The season never really ends here.

Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2022 10:13 AM (cTCuP)

234 Saudi's have comedians?
================
Two muzzie women watching their kids on a playground. One turns to the other and says: "Kids, they blowup so fast these days."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 12, 2022 10:13 AM (lGrs1)

235 Knock knock

Whos there

Death

Death who?

Death to America!!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 10:10 AM (u42Ev)
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Orange you glad I didn't say "death"?

Posted by: Schecky Al Amode at April 12, 2022 10:13 AM (krQz2)

236 Saudi's have comedians?

Mohammad...

KILL THE BLASPHEMER!!!

Wow, tough crowd.

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2022 10:13 AM (gmo/4)

237 We're polymaths, you know.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 12, 2022 10:01 AM (7bRMQ)

I was told there would be no math.
Posted by: Robert, in thoughtful repose at April 12, 2022 10:11 AM (LjK6M)
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Bigot.

Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2022 10:14 AM (krQz2)

238 Five feet five, speaking jive
But oh what those five feet five connive
Has anybody seen my guy?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 12, 2022 10:14 AM (FVME7)

239 OK. That's cool. I'm an eye chick, myself. I have jars full of them.
Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2022 10:08 AM (OyyDO)

O_o

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2022 10:15 AM (kf6Ak)

240 232

The EPA is already looking to do this with car parts. They want to ban any mods to cars cuz muhPollution.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 10:15 AM (u42Ev)

241 You can tell an Arab comic that still has a tongue is funny.

Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2022 10:15 AM (krQz2)

242 MFM covering subway now -- FDNY says 13 injured.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 10:15 AM (UHVv4)

243 They have about 10 Turners, but the Tate Britain has more than 100!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

********

We have five or six here at our place, and a couple at the cabin. And we call 'em spatulas.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:15 AM (m45I2)

244 CBD

OK, Ok. You convinced me. Next time in London it is the Tate Britain.

Got stories of my visit to the Tate Liverpool.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 10:16 AM (u82oZ)

245 You can tell an Arab comic that still has a tongue is funny.

Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2022 10:15 AM (krQz2)

I LOL'd

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2022 10:16 AM (gmo/4)

246 OK. That's cool. I'm an eye chick, myself. I have jars full of them.
Posted by: Kris

*******

I've been meaning to ask, when you teach art classes, is it hard to control your pupils?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:12 AM (m45I2)
***

I've heard it said Iris was a top student.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2022 10:16 AM (uO+/l)

247 I saw an ad for CNN+ on YouTube. I was thinking this has to be a parody of some sort? Nope. It was real. You want me to pay money to watch Piss Wallace do interviews?

Worse than that. Their schedule features 5 hours a day of Tater. I am not making this up.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2022 10:17 AM (3cXfB)

248 andycanuck (UHVv4)

No marksmanship training in him. Must be AntiFa.
Holds the gat sideways.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 10:17 AM (u82oZ)

249 MFM covering subway now -- FDNY says 13 injured.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 10:15 AM (UHVv4)

We need common sense subway controls.

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2022 10:17 AM (gmo/4)

250 I don't want to speculate but the pictures at DM show a lot of Asians on the ground wounded at the subway station. Hmmmm.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 12, 2022 10:17 AM (2NHgQ)

251 5' 5" and 185 lbs? Was the second bomb used to pick up the 7-10 split?

(wait for it...)

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:17 AM (m45I2)

252 Suspect described as a 5'5" black man wearing an orange vest and gas mask.

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In NY? It must be a traumatized Chris Rock, seeing crazed slappers behind every pillar in the subway, and he finally just snapped.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2022 10:18 AM (SKVme)

253 A woman gave the description to police. Don't blame her, most women have a hard time judging length. All their lives they've been told by men that (hold fingers 3" apart) this is 6"...

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2022

***
Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 used to tell that joke, and add, "Women also have trouble telling time, because all their lives men have told them, 'It's been at least 20 minutes.' . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 10:18 AM (txdEq)

254 Pain heals. And glory lasts forever.
Posted by: Shane Falco
-----

[gazes down at still-healing hernia repair wounds]

Not sure how to embellish the scars.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2022 10:19 AM (bPH26)

255 You can tell an Arab comic that still has a tongue is funny.

Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2022 10:15 AM (krQz2)

Uth mth smth mth lcklckthduh

Posted by: Khalil Colbert at April 12, 2022 10:19 AM (HsAzN)

256 BlCk man in NYC? Must be a MAGA white supremacist!!!!
- msm

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 10:19 AM (u42Ev)

257 I've been meaning to ask, when you teach art classes, is it hard to control your pupils?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:12 AM (m45I2)
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I've heard it said Iris was a top student.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2022

***
Cornea jokes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 10:19 AM (txdEq)

258 Video of the platform here. Probably NSFW due to blood.
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/
1513878331225219075

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 10:19 AM (UHVv4)

259 Saudi's have comedians?

******

What's the deal with falafel? Amiright?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:20 AM (m45I2)

260 Art is subjective I realize, but the Tate is a house of abominations. Makes MOMA look like the Prado.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 12, 2022 10:20 AM (oWBc3)

261 Black guy tries to mass murder Asians in a 100% Democrat run city.

How long before Con, Inc. blames Trump?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 10:20 AM (u42Ev)

262 Right now everyone's trying to work "retina" into a pun.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2022 10:20 AM (HsAzN)

263 Not sure how to embellish the scars.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2022 10:19 AM (bPH26)

That's easy, just tell everyone you got them in 'Nam.

Posted by: Robert, in thoughtful repose at April 12, 2022 10:21 AM (LjK6M)

264 Look at the MASSIVE left forearm on this broad. WTH...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

Bean flicker.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 10:21 AM (Ek4HO)

265 You should all be given the lash over those terrible eye puns.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 10:21 AM (UHVv4)

266 CNN + is paying for more ads and time on social media than they'll make in the first 5 years of service.

Because CNN + won't last 5 months...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 12, 2022 10:21 AM (BFigT)

267 The EPA is already looking to do this with car parts. They want to ban any mods to cars cuz muhPollution.
==
Your existence, if we permit it, is to be utterly joyless. The surcease of your pain will be granted at intervals of our choosing, at government approved relief stations, and death; also at a time of our choosing.

Posted by: Your benevolent rulers at April 12, 2022 10:21 AM (Raeo5)

268 Right now everyone's trying to work "retina" into a pun.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Aetna don't cover retina.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 10:21 AM (Ek4HO)

269 Guy Smiley

Beat my comment by an eyelash.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 10:21 AM (u82oZ)

270 Black guy tries to mass murder Asians in a 100% Democrat run city.

How long before Con, Inc. blames Trump?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 10:20 AM (u42Ev)
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It's the way he said Chi-Na!

Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2022 10:22 AM (krQz2)

271 Old and Busted views of art: Scantily clad women at the bath

New Hotness views of art: Fan man on an Ottoman

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2022 10:22 AM (ESjRY)

272 Suspect described as a 5'5" black man wearing an orange vest and gas mask.

...

It wasn't the Lt Gov because the pheds arrested him on other charges.

Posted by: I Mean at April 12, 2022 10:22 AM (PcGQU)

273 Right now everyone's trying to work "retina" into a pun.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2022 1

***
Isn't that one of those Greek liquors?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 10:22 AM (txdEq)

274 Hey. the Art thread is supposed to be all High Brow and stuff.

Do a light check with the eye puns.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 12, 2022 10:23 AM (u82oZ)

275 Jars full of eyes > binders full of women.

In extremity, not preferability.

Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2022 10:23 AM (krQz2)

276 That's easy, just tell everyone you got them in 'Nam.
Posted by: Robert
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Ah. The Dick Blumenthal Gambit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2022 10:23 AM (bPH26)

277 You should all be given the lash over those terrible eye puns.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022

***
Yeah, but it's not really time to put a lid on them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 10:23 AM (txdEq)

278 Pain heals. And glory lasts forever.
Posted by: Shane Falco
-----

[gazes down at still-healing hernia repair wounds]

Not sure how to embellish the scars.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

You got those scars by running into an orphanage that was on fire and saving babies and puppies.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 10:23 AM (Ek4HO)

279 Right now everyone's trying to work "retina" into a pun.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2022 1
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I don't have the money to pay a lawya.

Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2022 10:23 AM (krQz2)

280 Video of the platform here. Probably NSFW due to blood.
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/
1513878331225219075

The mass murders are a sign of NYC's hip sophistication.

Posted by: Robert, in thoughtful repose at April 12, 2022 10:24 AM (LjK6M)

281 You should all be given the lash over those terrible eye puns.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022

***
Yeah, but it's not really time to put a lid on them.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 10:23 AM (txdEq)
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Lens pretended that never happened.

Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2022 10:24 AM (krQz2)

282 The American murder rate in the 'burbs and rural areas is as low or lower the Europe but...American cities have become benighted cesspools of violence and degradation.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2022 10:25 AM (ESjRY)

283 Fun fact- the middle tissue layers of the eyeball are called the uvea (from the Latin word 'uvva' meaning grape), and without the sclera (the white outer layer), the eye looks like a peeled grape.

Bonus factoid- the little hangy down thing in the back of your throat, is the uvula ("little grape"). When I was in practice I always referred to it by its formal, proper name, 'the little hangy down thing

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:25 AM (m45I2)

284 Since the mass murderer is black, this story will last 12-24 hours in the msm. Then never to be seen again. Much like the congressional baseball shooting.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 10:26 AM (u42Ev)

285 The mass murders are a sign of NYC's hip sophistication.

Posted by: Robert, in thoughtful repose at April 12, 2022 10:24 AM (LjK6M)

And you can get food delivered at 3 AM!!!!

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2022 10:26 AM (gmo/4)

286 Bonus factoid- the little hangy down thing in the back of your throat, is the uvula ("little grape"). When I was in practice I always referred to it by its formal, proper name, 'the little hangy down thing
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022

***
I'm sure your patients appreciated that!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 10:26 AM (txdEq)

287 I like eye puns, the cornea the betta.

Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2022 10:26 AM (krQz2)

288 Bonus factoid- the little hangy down thing in the back of your throat, is the uvula ("little grape"). When I was in practice I always referred to it by its formal, proper name, 'the little hangy down thing
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:25 AM (m45I2)

"It'll behoove ya to care for your uvula!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 12, 2022 10:27 AM (906pl)

289 282

It is all those ghost guns bro.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 10:27 AM (u42Ev)

290 Ron Klain /spit/ has probably called Eric Adams and promised two hundred huge Fed contracts to NYC for Adams to skim from, if Adams gets NYPD to plant two or three "ghost guns" at the scene.

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 10:27 AM (AMIL/)

291 It is all those ghost guns bro.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 10:27 AM (u42Ev)
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GHOSTS?!?!?

Posted by: Lofo Mofo at April 12, 2022 10:28 AM (krQz2)

292 Bonus factoid- the little hangy down thing in the back of your throat, is the uvula ("little grape"). When I was in practice I always referred to it by its formal, proper name, 'the little hangy down thing
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:25 AM (m45I2)

A whole new concept for short arm inspections.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2022 10:28 AM (uO+/l)

293 Maryland authorizes "qualified" non-physicians to perform abortions, ensures annual $3.5 MILLION for abortion training

-
This sound bad but we're talking about a procedure with a 100% fatality rate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 12, 2022 10:28 AM (FVME7)

294 Turns out the ghost gun was really Mr. Smith in a mask.
- Scooby Doo

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 10:28 AM (u42Ev)

295 Bonus factoid- the little hangy down thing in the back of your throat, is the uvula ("little grape"). When I was in practice I always referred to it by its formal, proper name, 'the little hangy down thing
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:25 AM (m45I2)
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I see, showing off your uvula privilege. What about those who don't have one, huh? Just how insensitive can you be?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 12, 2022 10:29 AM (5pTK/)

296 Retina? pish posh!
Try "conjunctivitis " if
You want extra points

Posted by: Captain Haiku at April 12, 2022 10:29 AM (ohIqQ)

297 A black man responsible for a mass shooting?

Inconceivable... unless you look at the stats for 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 12, 2022 10:29 AM (iDcra)

298 284 Since the mass murderer is black, this story will last 12-24 hours in the msm. Then never to be seen again. Much like the congressional baseball shooting.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 10:26 AM (u42Ev)

Amateurs!

Posted by: Stephen Paddock at April 12, 2022 10:30 AM (l0Cy4)

299 5'5" and 185 lbs. That guy should stick out like a sore thumb.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:30 AM (m45I2)

300 Bonus factoid- the little hangy down thing in the back of your throat, is the uvula ("little grape"). When I was in practice I always referred to it by its formal, proper name, 'the little hangy down thing
Posted by: Muldoon

That little hangy down thing that Kamala bangs like a drum on peen?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 10:30 AM (Ek4HO)

301 Retina? pish posh!
Try "conjunctivitis " if
You want extra points
Posted by: Captain Haiku at April 12, 2022

***
Amblyopia and nystagmus! Those are challenges!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 10:30 AM (txdEq)

302 Libs will claim mass murderer identifies as straight white man

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2022 10:30 AM (kf6Ak)

303 protest on Jan 6? Non stop coverage for over a year. Try to kill a bunch of people on the subway? Eh, shit happens, time to move on.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 10:30 AM (u42Ev)

304 Isn't talk about a black ghost with a gun like calling him a "spook"?

Racists.

Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2022 10:30 AM (krQz2)

305 What does Biden actually know about ghost guns?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 12, 2022 10:30 AM (eGTCV)

306 Abortion has killed millions of babies, but, yeah, ghost guns are the problem.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 12, 2022 10:30 AM (5pTK/)

307 Bonus factoid
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[recollects a bout of uvulitis]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2022 10:31 AM (pK7cg)

308 What's all this then about "ghost buns"?

Posted by: klaftern at April 12, 2022 10:31 AM (taPSh)

309 Ron Klain /spit/ has probably called Eric Adams and promised two hundred huge Fed contracts to NYC for Adams to skim from, if Adams gets NYPD to plant two or three "ghost guns" at the scene.
==
O Come on Now. That would never happen. Our leaders would never sacrifice american lives for political benefit. I mean what do you think they wanted to bump the inflation numbers out of the media spotlight, and gin up a fervor in their base for their favorite political hobby horse, gun control, when they are looking at an approaching electorial wipeout?!?!?

Posted by: c'mon man! at April 12, 2022 10:31 AM (WSM8O)

310 What does Biden actually know about ghost guns?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 12, 2022

***
Only what's on the teleprompter, and what Jill has rehearsed him to say.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 10:32 AM (txdEq)

311 I'm sure ghost guns are illegal in New York and for sure in NYC. Pretty sure off the shelf ARs are illegal and every other type of weapon that goew pew, pew.

So how are more gun laws going to fix the black males aged 11-55 violence problem?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 12, 2022 10:32 AM (iDcra)

312 Are there goblin and ghoul guns as well? Or just ghost.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 10:32 AM (u42Ev)

313 I see, showing off your uvula privilege. What about those who don't have one, huh? Just how insensitive can you be?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 12, 2022 10:29 AM (5pTK/)

Such a display of uvula privilege is certainly unpalatable.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 12, 2022 10:32 AM (mZOHK)

314 I had wondered if the subway incident was just ramped-up Asian violence. And there are some indications that it was.

So, as black people assaulting Asians is Trump's fault and therefore White Supremacy, it really shows that the main thing we have to worry about is White Supremacy.

Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2022 10:33 AM (krQz2)

315 By the way, there's some information out there suggesting the DOJ has redefined "ghost guns" to mean any gun without a serial number.

And by "no serial number" I mean guns which have had their serial numbers removed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 12, 2022 10:33 AM (5pTK/)

316 Are there goblin and ghoul guns as well? Or just ghost.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022

***
Vampire and werewolf guns? Of course they don't have that wonderful sound bite alliteration.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 10:33 AM (txdEq)

317 Since the mass murderer is black, this story will last 12-24 hours in the msm. Then never to be seen again. Much like the congressional baseball shooting.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 10:26 AM (u42Ev)

Amateurs!
Posted by: Stephen Paddock
--
*points up*
That was a white dude.

That its never mentioned. Is how you know for sure that there is some really really bad and weird stuff connected to it.

Posted by: c'mon man! at April 12, 2022 10:33 AM (I2iu5)

318 Such a display of uvula privilege is certainly unpalatable.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 12, 2022 10:32 AM (mZOHK)
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*snort*

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 12, 2022 10:34 AM (5pTK/)

319 What does Biden actually know about ghost guns?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 12, 2022
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I ain't afraid of no ghost!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at April 12, 2022 10:34 AM (krQz2)

320 Terrorist attack on the NYC Subway?
Any details?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 12, 2022 10:34 AM (mYNAa)

321 When I was in practice I always referred to it by its formal, proper name, 'the little hangy down thing
Posted by: Muldoon

Kinda hard to turn my head and cough with your finger in my throat.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2022 10:34 AM (uO+/l)

322 Today's Actor of the Day is Ernie Hudson.

He was in Ghostbusters with Bill Murray, who was in She's Having a Baby with Kevin Bacon.

He was in Ghostbusters with Dan Akroyd, who was in 1941 with Christopher Lee.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 12, 2022 10:34 AM (44ww/)

323

Meanwhile, in another part of the forest, Hochul's Lt. Governor has been arrested on campaign finance fraud.

Maybe Lee Zelda has a shot?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2022 10:34 AM (s2VJv)

324 Kinda hard to turn my head and cough with your finger in my throat.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2022 10:34 AM (uO+/l)
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Well, don't swallow anything evil and you're good to go!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 12, 2022 10:35 AM (5pTK/)

325
Zeldin not Zelda.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2022 10:35 AM (s2VJv)

326 When I was in practice I always referred to it by its formal, proper name, 'the little hangy down thing
Posted by: Muldoon

Kinda hard to turn my head and cough with your finger in my throat.
==
That's not his finger. . .

Posted by: open your eyes at April 12, 2022 10:35 AM (I2iu5)

327 What does Biden actually know about ghost guns?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods
===

There easy to put together, as he sort of demonstrated that even an imbecile can put them together. Of course, he failed to show the machining required to the lower.

The PEdophile in chief also failed to mention that hammers are used to kill more people per year than al the ARs combined mush less the small percentage that are made by their owners.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 12, 2022 10:35 AM (iDcra)

328 Ghost Gun = "scary" term invented by the left like assault weapon.

Homemade gun without serial numbers made for personal use with no intent to sell? 100% perfectly legal.

Gun with serial numbers filed off, i.e., gangbangers special? 10"% illegal.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 10:35 AM (Ek4HO)

329 324 Kinda hard to turn my head and cough with your finger in my throat.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2022 10:34 AM (uO+/l)
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Well, don't swallow anything evil and you're good to go!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 12, 2022 10:35 AM (5pTK/)

Who's next. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2022 10:35 AM (s2VJv)

330 Terrorist attack on the NYC Subway?
Any details?

5'5" black shooter, apparently mostly Asian victims. Police are on the lookout for Steve Urkel.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2022 10:35 AM (ZGrMX)

331 Zeldin not Zelda.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2022 10:35 AM (s2VJv)
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Legend of Zeldin?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 12, 2022 10:35 AM (5pTK/)

332 Zeldin not Zelda.

Oh. *puts away sword*

Posted by: Link at April 12, 2022 10:36 AM (nfrXX)

333 It was Webster with the ghost guns!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2022 10:36 AM (AGz39)

334
320 Terrorist attack on the NYC Subway?
Any details?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 12, 2022 10:34 AM (mYNAa)

5'5" black suspect dressed in construction vest. Hulred possible explosive and then opened fire on passengers.

36th Street station in Brooklyn, N/R and D lines.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2022 10:37 AM (s2VJv)

335 Weapons that can't be used to assault you >> assault weapons.

Posted by: Mind of a Lib at April 12, 2022 10:37 AM (krQz2)

336
ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code H35.52 - a limerick

There once was a lad from Formosa
Who had one too many mimosas
The unfortunate guy
Fell and got a black eye
(aka Retinitis Pigmentosa)

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:37 AM (m45I2)

337 That its never mentioned. Is how you know for sure that there is some really really bad and weird stuff connected to it.

Speaking of which, David Hogg posted a really weird Twitter thread about how he did things that caused his FBI agent father to win awards. People are now jumping to certain conclusions about the school shooting Hogg is famous for.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2022 10:37 AM (ZGrMX)

338 Zeldin not Zelda.

Oh. *puts away sword*
Posted by: Link at April 12, 2022 10:36 AM (nfrXX)
***

Ahhh...Dobie Gillis.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2022 10:37 AM (uO+/l)

339 No indication of the level of the FIB's involvement yet.

Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2022 10:38 AM (krQz2)

340 ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code H35.52 - a limerick

There once was a lad from Formosa
Who had one too many mimosas
The unfortunate guy
Fell and got a black eye
(aka Retinitis Pigmentosa)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:37 AM (m45I2)
----------------

Muldoon, teaching medical students:

"Remember, all of your answers must be in the form of a limerick."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 12, 2022 10:38 AM (5pTK/)

341 Artfully concealed...everything. Nice picture.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2022 10:38 AM (P3gRi)

342 What does Biden actually know about ghost guns?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 12, 2022 10:30 AM (eGTCV)

BOOm!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 12, 2022 10:38 AM (wAnMi)

343 5'5" black suspect dressed in construction vest. Hulred possible explosive and then opened fire on passengers.

36th Street station in Brooklyn, N/R and D lines.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2022 10:37 AM (s2VJv)

Is he still on the loose?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 12, 2022 10:40 AM (mYNAa)

344 Trump created a climate of hate and this is the end result.
- msm

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 10:41 AM (u42Ev)

345 119 Inflation jumped 8.5% in March. Biggest increase since 1981.

Let's Go Brandon.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2022 09:54 AM

Look, fat! 1981, get it? Reagan was reumelected, and Carter got the blame! This imflagtion is all Tru, uh, the prevemus administrabtion's fault!

Posted by: President Biden at April 12, 2022 10:41 AM (JCZqz)

346 FNC free link in nik - they are covering the Brooklyn subway shooting

Posted by: Baldy at April 12, 2022 10:42 AM (yJk0x)

347 It made you a man.
Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 09:39 AM

Dr. Furter did that for me.

Posted by: Rocky at April 12, 2022 10:42 AM (a3Q+t)

348 8.5% inflation just shows how amazing the Biden recovery is.
- Twitter

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 10:43 AM (u42Ev)

349 Bad luck is on the horizon.

Food and energy shortages, people starving and freezing.

Heck, why transport to gulags when the gulags can be brought to you?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 12, 2022 10:43 AM (5pTK/)

350 Oh Susanna!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 12, 2022 10:43 AM (VWp7G)

351 Disclaimer: I am aware that retiinitis pigmentosa is not the medical term for a black eye, but took a little poetic license to link black and pigment, so in case anyone was thinking of going pedantic, step back!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:43 AM (m45I2)

352 Ghost guns are deadlier than assault rifles!
The seance is settled!

Posted by: Tony Fauci at April 12, 2022 10:44 AM (iIfcI)

353 >>>Bad luck is on the horizon.

Food and energy shortages, people starving and freezing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

The good news is Philly is bringing back mask mandates, so there's that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 12, 2022 10:44 AM (VWp7G)

354 Oh Susanna!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 12, 2022

***
O Pioneers!

Posted by: Willa Cather at April 12, 2022 10:44 AM (txdEq)

355 Live in NJ? (Yes; Yes; I know. You will celebrate that you don't, However, this is for people who do):

Alert from the Central Jersey Conservative Union
which I am a part of:

Call Governor Murphy to oppose inappropriate
educational standards:

609-292-6000

or e-mail Constituent.relations@NJ.gov

The public schools should be in the business of academics only not teaching intimacy or sexual identity.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2022 10:44 AM (fF2aM)

356 8.5% inflation just shows how amazing the Biden recovery is.
- Twitter

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 12, 2022 10:43 AM (u42Ev)

Coulda' been worse?

Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2022 10:44 AM (AwYPR)

357 Susanna is just a cheeky girl.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 12, 2022 10:45 AM (HOkse)

358 Heck, why transport to gulags when the gulags can be brought to you?
-------------------
Larry Fink and Blackrock are here to help.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 12, 2022 10:45 AM (fWTJL)

359 From a commenter at Insty's... "The Sunset station serves a mainly Asian demo...."

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 10:45 AM (UHVv4)

360 Maryland authorizes "qualified" non-physicians to perform abortions, ensures annual $3.5 MILLION for abortion training
=====

Only the cleanest back alleys will be licensed. Coathangers optional at the discretion of 'qualified' non-physicians. /s

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 12, 2022 10:45 AM (MIKMs)

361 Bad luck is on the horizon.

Food and energy shortages, people starving and freezing.

Heck, why transport to gulags when the gulags can be brought to you?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 12, 2022 10:43 AM (5pTK/)
***

I read that as A.Bad Moon Rising.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2022 10:45 AM (uO+/l)

362 Disclaimer: I am aware that retiinitis pigmentosa is not the medical term for a black eye, but took a little poetic license to link black and pigment, so in case anyone was thinking of going pedantic, step back!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022

***
Pun-ditry should be immune to pedantry!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 10:45 AM (txdEq)

363 Eric Adams has some new billboards going up in Florida:

Come back to NYC!
You can say gay
And murder Asians in the subway

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 12, 2022 10:46 AM (iDcra)

364 The pupils answers
were always a dialate and a dollar short.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2022 10:46 AM (R+bqd)

365 Ace probably linked this already, but...

Here's some cuteness!

https://tinyurl.com/3rwmdecu

Via Stephen Green at Instapundit.

Posted by: Robert, in thoughtful repose at April 12, 2022 10:46 AM (CMaQ3)

366 Well, don't swallow anything evil and you're good to go!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 12, 2022 10:35 AM (5pTK/)

Who's next. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Won't get fooled again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 12, 2022 10:47 AM (FVME7)

367 Speaking of which, David Hogg posted a really weird Twitter thread about how he did things that caused his FBI agent father to win awards.

Hey, being an award winning pillow biter is a real thing!

Posted by: David Hogg at April 12, 2022 10:47 AM (ESjRY)

368 Boo!

Posted by: Casper the Friendly Gun at April 12, 2022 10:47 AM (WD9ZA)

369 The pupils answers
were always a dialate and a dollar short.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2022

***
I didn't think of that one. Must be my blind spot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 10:47 AM (txdEq)

370 >>>
Food and energy shortages, people starving and freezing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

My house is 100% electric, so the power bills are pretty high. I got a big solar roof system that cost quite a bit, and would pay off at current rates in like 15 years. With Bidenflation AND the war on affordable energy, however, I think I'll end up recouping my investment much sooner.

Posted by: Grimmy at April 12, 2022 10:48 AM (JCZqz)

371 Bonus factoid- the little hangy down thing in the back of your throat, is the uvula ("little grape"). When I was in practice I always referred to it by its formal, proper name, 'the little hangy down thing
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:25 AM

So why isn't the man in the boat called "littlest grape"?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at April 12, 2022 10:48 AM (a3Q+t)

372 Come back to NYC!
You can say gay
And murder Asians in the subway

NO MORE RHYMES AND I MEAN IT!

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2022 10:48 AM (ESjRY)

373 I see we are all in an aqueous humor today

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 10:48 AM (txdEq)

374 355-"Murphy's law and the road to perdition" FrontPage Magazine article on the sexualization of children through the curriculum and his releasing of violent criminals:

https://tinyurl.com/58psk6ea

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2022 10:48 AM (fF2aM)

375 ...how he did things that caused his FBI agent father to win awards.

******

Fra-ZHEEEE-lay!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:49 AM (m45I2)

376 The public schools should be in the business of academics only not teaching intimacy or sexual identity.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2022 10:44 AM (fF2aM)

Little Johnny can't read or write and doesn't know what two plus two equals but he can suck dick like a champ!

Posted by: Our Betters at April 12, 2022 10:49 AM (CMaQ3)

377 5'5" black suspect dressed in construction vest. Hulred possible explosive and then opened fire on passengers.
36th Street station in Brooklyn, N/R and D lines.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Is he still on the loose?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

At 5'5", they'll never catch him. He can walk under the turnstiles.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 10:49 AM (Ek4HO)

378 359 From a commenter at Insty's... "The Sunset station serves a mainly Asian demo...."
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 10:45 AM (UHVv4)

Sunset Park has a huge Chinese community. That and Flushing and Manhattan's Chinatown.

And the suspect is a person of melanin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2022 10:49 AM (s2VJv)

379 Disclaimer: I am aware that retiinitis pigmentosa is not the medical term for a black eye, but took a little poetic license to link black and pigment, so in case anyone was thinking of going pedantic, step back!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022

***
Pun-ditry should be immune to pedantry!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 10:45 AM (txdEq)
***

Step back at least a meter...

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2022 10:49 AM (uO+/l)

380 David Hogg issues another cry for help. Really, this kid needs some serious psychiatric help.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2022 10:49 AM (WD9ZA)

381 Is he still on the loose?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Yes from the reports I've seen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2022 10:49 AM (s2VJv)

382 So why isn't the man in the boat called "littlest grape"?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: J. Random Moron

No one can find it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 10:49 AM (Ek4HO)

383 Looks like Ashley Biden post showering with Daddy.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 12, 2022 10:50 AM (a4EWo)

384 Beautiful painting and background, although Susanna looks, IMO, to not be embarrassed but giving a sort of provocative look.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2022 10:50 AM (fF2aM)

385 Shouldn't there be a guy with a banjo on his knee in the painting.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 12, 2022 10:50 AM (eGTCV)

386 David Hogg issues another cry for help. Really, this kid needs some serious psychiatric help.

He was smarted then Shaved Guevara. After the latter admitted she bullied the shooter the FNM sent her away.

Hogg just wanted to make his own line of pillows - ones that are safe to bite.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2022 10:50 AM (ESjRY)

387 Did I miss Joey Sh!tpants crawling out of his combo drug-injection and tanning bed to go on TV to lament the US reaching the grim milestone of one million COVID deaths because of Trump?

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 10:51 AM (AMIL/)

388 372 Come back to NYC!
You can say gay
And murder Asians in the subway

NO MORE RHYMES AND I MEAN IT!

anyone want a cashew?

Posted by: Anachronda, unclear on the concept at April 12, 2022 10:51 AM (kn9u9)

389 I see we are all in an aqueous humor today
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
-----

Next up: Radical moisture

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2022 10:51 AM (WD9ZA)

390 359 From a commenter at Insty's... "The Sunset station serves a mainly Asian demo...."
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 10:45 AM (UHVv4)

Sunset Park has a huge Chinese community. That and Flushing and Manhattan's Chinatown.

And the suspect is a person of melanin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
===

So a Trump Lovin', MAGA Supportin', White Supremacist.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 12, 2022 10:51 AM (iDcra)

391 322 Today's Actor of the Day is Ernie Hudson.

He was in Ghostbusters with Bill Murray, who was in She's Having a Baby with Kevin Bacon.

He was in Ghostbusters with Dan Akroyd, who was in 1941 with Christopher Lee.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 12, 2022 10:34 AM (44ww/)

And now the Face of CarShield.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 12, 2022 10:51 AM (906pl)

392 I read that as A.Bad Moon Rising.
Posted by: Diogenes

I see a Bi Den rising
I see trouble on the way

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 12, 2022 10:51 AM (FVME7)

393 Her leg is not on right.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 12, 2022 10:51 AM (sI15f)

394 Susanna looks, IMO, to not be embarrassed but giving a sort of provocative look.

Oh Ace your "ewok spear" is so...big!

Posted by: Susanna at April 12, 2022 10:51 AM (ESjRY)

395 380 David Hogg issues another cry for help. Really, this kid needs some serious psychiatric help.
---------------------------------
Has Harvard chemically castrated him yet?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 12, 2022 10:51 AM (fWTJL)

396 Really, this kid needs some serious psychiatric help.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2022 10:49 AM (WD9ZA)

5 cents, please.

Posted by: Lucy at April 12, 2022 10:51 AM (h5TKJ)

397 Maryland authorizes "qualified" non-physicians to perform abortions, ensures annual $3.5 MILLION for abortion training
==
Maryland announces renewed commitment to killing mostly black future citizens.

No. Its HEALTHCARE!!!!! *Shrieking Harpie Noises*

Um, yeah, the rolled up to the Home Depot and collected a bunch a mexican guys and gave them an afternoon seminar, followed by a certificate. Good luck with your "health care".

Posted by: open your eyes at April 12, 2022 10:52 AM (dtj7P)

398 So why isn't the man in the boat called "littlest grape"?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: J. Random Moron

No one can find it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 10:49 AM (Ek4HO)

It's a myth perpetuated by Big Poon.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2022 10:52 AM (CMaQ3)

399 What's this, the NY Lt. Gov, Brian Benjamin, has just been arrested for charges of fraud, bribery, and falsification of records?

https://tinyurl.com/4bkm9abj

Posted by: Thrawn at April 12, 2022 10:52 AM (Rl7KJ)

400 And the suspect is a person of melanin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2022 10:49 AM (s2VJv)
---
And I have it on good authority that blacks assaulting Asians is white supremacy because of Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2022 10:52 AM (krQz2)

401 So a Trump Lovin', MAGA Supportin', White Supremacist.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 12, 2022 10:51 AM (iDcra)

Isn't Trump originally from Brooklyn?

Obviously it's still MAGA country...*sarc*

Posted by: Thrawn at April 12, 2022 10:53 AM (Rl7KJ)

402 I see we are all in an aqueous humor today
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius[/ii]

*******

Now you're just signaling how vitreous you are.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:53 AM (m45I2)

403 The pupils answers
were always a dialate and a dollar short.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2022

***
I didn't think of that one. Must be my blind spot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 10:47 AM (txdEq)
***
Stevie Wonder missed it too.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2022 10:53 AM (uO+/l)

404 Panic on the train disembarking riders.
https://rumble.com/v10pkxi-panic-on-
nyc-subway-after-shooting.html

1:01 minutes; SFW

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 10:53 AM (UHVv4)

405 Hogg just wanted to make his own line of pillows - ones that are safe to bite.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2022 10:50 AM
===

That taste good, nutritional, non GMO and lactose free

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 12, 2022 10:53 AM (iDcra)

406 377 5'5" black suspect dressed in construction vest...At 5'5", they'll never catch him. He can walk under the turnstiles.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 10:49 AM

We wuz Kangz + Short Kings= ?

Posted by: Moron Philosopher at April 12, 2022 10:54 AM (JCZqz)

407 The pupils answers
were always a dialate and a dollar short.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2022

***
I didn't think of that one. Must be my blind spot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2022 10:47 AM (txdEq)
***
Stevie Wonder missed it too.
Posted by: Diogenes

I didn't see that coming.

Posted by: Ray Charles at April 12, 2022 10:54 AM (Ek4HO)

408 Just ordinary crime and not jihad but Toronto's had a couple of fatal shootings and stabbings at subway stations over the past two weeks as well.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 09:59 AM (UHVv4)

The vibrant diversity of public transit!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2022 10:54 AM (P3gRi)

409 The pupils answers
were always a dialate and a dollar short.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2022
---
Iris I hadn't read that.

Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2022 10:54 AM (krQz2)

410 This commenter CANNOT be the first to have read the whole post, and noticed it. But:

Strong ENDORSE vote for the daily art critique AND PUB REVIEW. This could change museum tours forever.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 12, 2022 10:54 AM (videA)

411 >>>What's this, the NY Lt. Gov, Brian Benjamin, has just been arrested for charges of fraud, bribery, and falsification of records?

https://tinyurl.com/4bkm9abj
Posted by: Thrawn

Aww, he was just turning his life around.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 12, 2022 10:54 AM (bkUtD)

412 402 I see we are all in an aqueous humor today
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius[/ii]

*******

Now you're just signaling how vitreous you are.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:53 AM (m45I2)

Muldoon, you are terrific with words and humor.

I'll bet you really slayed them in medical school and residency!

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2022 10:55 AM (AMIL/)

413 David Hogg issues another cry for help. Really, this kid needs some serious psychiatric help.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2022 10:49 AM (WD9ZA)

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Are you some kind of psychiatrist or something?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 12, 2022 10:55 AM (SH2Zi)

414 5'5" black suspect dressed in construction vest...At 5'5", they'll never catch him. He can walk under the turnstiles.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 10:49 AM

At 5'5" and 185 pounds, he'll get stuck.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 12, 2022 10:55 AM (II3Gr)

415 Is he still on the loose?

Even if they had collared him on the platform, he would still be on the loose under NYC's "catch and release" policies

Posted by: cool breeze at April 12, 2022 10:55 AM (UGKMd)

416 Really, this kid needs some serious psychiatric help.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2022 10:49 AM

He needs a testosterone injection, a new testicular graft, and to get laid by a woman.

Posted by: Moron Medical Expert at April 12, 2022 10:55 AM (JCZqz)

417 >>>What's this, the NY Lt. Gov, Brian Benjamin, has just been arrested for charges of fraud, bribery, and falsification of records?

https://tinyurl.com/4bkm9abj
Posted by: Thrawn

Aww, he was just turning his life around.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 12, 2022 10:54 AM (bkUtD)

Fucking Putin.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 12, 2022 10:56 AM (SH2Zi)

418 I see a Bi Den rising
I see trouble on the way
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 12, 2022 10:51 AM (FVME7)

Looks like we're in for stormy weather
Inflations coming and it's here to stay.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2022 10:56 AM (uO+/l)

419 WOOT!! Partial Nudity!!

It's actually a very nice painting.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2022 10:56 AM (sAmhv)

420 David Hogg issues another cry for help. Really, this kid needs some serious psychiatric help.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

He needs to just go away. Cindy Shehag did.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 10:56 AM (Ek4HO)

421
5'5' at 185. Anyone seen Barbara Mikulski lately?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2022 10:56 AM (s2VJv)

422 Side boob, would hang.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2022 10:56 AM (GwxCX)

423 Her leg is not on right.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 12, 2022 10:51 AM

Do you think it's a leftover?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2022 10:57 AM (a3Q+t)

424 I'll bet you really slayed them in medical school and residency!
Posted by: Gref

*******

Perhaps, but that really doesn't look so great on my CV.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:57 AM (m45I2)

425 The pupils answers
were always a dialate and a dollar short.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2022
---
Iris I hadn't read that.

Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2022 10:54 AM (krQz2)

Seems like you two are seeking the lash.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 12, 2022 10:57 AM (SH2Zi)

426 black suspect dressed in construction vest...At 5'5", they'll never catch him. He can walk under the turnstiles.

Was the construction vest all he was wearing?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 12, 2022 10:57 AM (eGTCV)

427 422 Side boob, would hang.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2022 10:56 AM (GwxCX)

Well, by definition . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2022 10:57 AM (s2VJv)

428 Perhaps, but that really doesn't look so great on my CV.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:57 AM (m45I2)

CV, a limerick?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 12, 2022 10:57 AM (SH2Zi)

429 413 David Hogg issues another cry for help. Really, this kid needs some serious psychiatric help.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2022 10:49 AM

He's fine just as he is! There's nothing wrong with him, he's just neuro-divergent, and we need to restructure society to be more accepting and welcoming of him!

Posted by: White Liberal Suburban Wine Moms at April 12, 2022 10:57 AM (JCZqz)

430 Did I miss Joey Sh!tpants crawling out of his combo drug-injection and tanning bed to go on TV to lament the US reaching the grim milestone of one million COVID deaths because of Trump?
---------------------
MFM reports Joey has been "told".

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 10:58 AM (UHVv4)

431 David Hogg issues another cry for help. Really, this kid needs some serious psychiatric help.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2022 10:49 AM

Ass kicking. FIFY. His Olive Oyl arms would snap like twigs.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2022 10:58 AM (GwxCX)

432 black suspect dressed in construction vest...At 5'5", they'll never catch him. He can walk under the turnstiles.

Was the construction vest all he was wearing?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 12, 2022 10:57 AM (eGTCV)
===

Also had on assless chaps.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 12, 2022 10:58 AM (iDcra)

433 Little Johnny can't read or write and doesn't know what two plus two equals but he can suck dick like a champ!
Posted by: Our Betters at April 12, 2022 10:49 AM (CMaQ3)

Please, please, we can only get so erect!

Posted by: The Lincoln Project at April 12, 2022 10:58 AM (BCSAN)

434 85 This is a neat interpretation of this subject. Susanna was a Jewish woman who was spied upon by two elders while bathing. They would accuse her of adultery if she didn't sleep with them, but God sends the prophet Daniel to help her.
Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2022 09:48 AM (OyyDO)

An apocryphal story...

Posted by: Half Dozen at April 12, 2022 10:59 AM (qbovw)

435 Brian Benjamin is just an aspiring rapper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2022 10:59 AM (AGz39)

436 David Hogg issues another cry for help. Really, this kid needs some serious psychiatric help.

*******

He went to Sondermind, but his condition was beyond their capabilities, so they referred him to Lostyermind.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:59 AM (m45I2)

437 These are some very sophisticated, eye-brow puns.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2022 10:59 AM (R+bqd)

438 He needs to just go away. Cindy Shehag did.

To be fair, Cindy went away after it turned out she was serious about opposing war, even when the Democrats were in power. Can't have that.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2022 11:00 AM (ZGrMX)

439 These are some very sophisticated, eye-brow puns.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2022 10:59 AM

They are plucking them out of the sky.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2022 11:00 AM (GwxCX)

440 Just ordinary crime and not jihad but Toronto's had a couple of fatal shootings and stabbings at subway stations over the past two weeks as well.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 12, 2022 09:59 AM

Obviously we need to implement common-sense knife control, just like London! It's working great for them!

Posted by: Power-hungry Leftists Looking for Any Excuse at April 12, 2022 11:00 AM (JCZqz)

441 Nood monkey.

Posted by: Infidel at April 12, 2022 11:00 AM (AhBAQ)

442 What's this, the NY Lt. Gov, Brian Benjamin, has just been arrested for charges of fraud, bribery, and falsification of records?

Sheeeeit!

Posted by: clay davis at April 12, 2022 11:01 AM (rJ48h)

443 Ernie Hudson worked with lots of famous people, but he leaned into his one big role for the comicons. He's a nice man as far as I can tell.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 12, 2022 11:01 AM (44ww/)

444 I believe that dark figure out the window might be a sniper.

Or it could be Hunter Biden taking a piss.

Posted by: Sphynx at April 12, 2022 11:01 AM (hM+4v)

445 I'll bet you really slayed them in medical school and residency!
Posted by: Gref

*******

Perhaps, but that really doesn't look so great on my CV.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2022 10:57 AM (m45I2)
***

Hmmm. Phrasing is a thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2022 11:01 AM (uO+/l)

446 These are some very sophisticated, eye-brow puns.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2022 10:59 AM

I prefer the 'ole "brown eye", IYKWIM.

Posted by: Barack "No Homo" Obama at April 12, 2022 11:02 AM (JCZqz)

447 Looking up Cindy Sheehan's recent writings I see

Protecting Democracy, My A$$; or How Liberals Love to Swallow (Democrat Agitprop) by Cindy Sheehan

HAHAHA no wonder the left cancelled her!

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2022 11:03 AM (ESjRY)

448 I like Ernie Hudson. I think he deserved a "nomination" for his White Hunter role in "Congo."

He's from western Michigan, and has passed up a lot of racy roles because of his Christian faith. Not a real mouthy actor despite being a "black playwright," and all of his work is solid. Without him, Ghostbusters would have been just a bit of silly fluff.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 12, 2022 11:04 AM (videA)

449 423 Her leg is not on right.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 12, 2022 10:51 AM

Do you think it's a leftover?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2022 10:57 AM (a3Q+t)

The ankle and calf muscle doesn't match. The angle that the knee is is off as well. It's just not realistic or anatomically correct to my eyes. I think he was tired of painting her when it came to the leg and just winged it.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 12, 2022 11:05 AM (sI15f)

450 414 5'5" black suspect dressed in construction vest...Posted by: rickb223

Has Joy Reid weighed in yet? Is there a George Floyd memorial underway yet? Has BLM fired up the grifter hotlines yet? So many questions.

Posted by: Jussie "The Noose" at April 12, 2022 11:06 AM (9I3i5)

451 Odd that they would report the race of the shooter. I thought that was rayciss.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 12, 2022 11:07 AM (fWTJL)

452 The angle of her heel in relation to her hallux is also off. The heads of the calf muscle are backwards in regards to her big toe as well.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 12, 2022 11:07 AM (sI15f)

453 452 The angle of her heel in relation to her hallux is also off. The heads of the calf muscle are backwards in regards to her big toe as well.
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You'd still fuck her. Wouldn't you?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 12, 2022 11:08 AM (fWTJL)

454 453 452 The angle of her heel in relation to her hallux is also off. The heads of the calf muscle are backwards in regards to her big toe as well.
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You'd still fuck her. Wouldn't you?
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 12, 2022 11:08 AM (fWTJL)

I don't swing that way, sir. You kiss your momma with that mouth?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 12, 2022 11:10 AM (sI15f)

455 He needs to just go away. Cindy Shehag did.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2022 10:56 AM (Ek4HO)

Point of order:

She didn't go away, she was thrown away...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 12, 2022 11:12 AM (BgMrQ)

456 He needs a testosterone injection, a new testicular graft, and to get laid by a woman.
Posted by: Moron Medical Expert at April 12, 2022 10:55 AM (JCZqz)

Reverse cowgirl with Lizzo. Sorry about your breakfast.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2022 11:18 AM (P3gRi)

457 Didn't Bloomberg just tell us to kill our dogs and take public transit to deal with inflation? Oh well, I'm sure being broke and murdered is preferable to wealth and mean tweets.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 12, 2022 11:19 AM (fj2YZ)

458 I'd wash her front ...

Posted by: Dr_No at April 12, 2022 11:23 AM (mu5GU)

459 Usually Suzanna looks ashamed of her nakedness. There is a wonderful collection of Hayez paintings at the Brera, which is a very underrated museum.

Posted by: American Anemics association at April 12, 2022 11:25 AM (H3woZ)

460 85. I see at least one (man) face through the trees

Posted by: Dantheman at April 12, 2022 12:28 PM (F5SI2)

461 I would allow Susannah the privilege of sponging my back.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 12, 2022 12:33 PM (Wnd0C)

462 Slip some cover-alls on and a harness we got some farming to do women!

Posted by: Red at April 12, 2022 10:24 PM (RwmLv)

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