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Wolf and Bat Cafe

batmomwithyoungunderneath.jpg
Indian flying fox (fruit bat) mother
with her young hanging on to her belly,
by Daniel J. Cox.

Sexy bunny cheesecake video.

Baby porcupine (called a "porquepette," they say).

For Duncanthrax, a big bat exhibit.

Is this a snoring whale? I think so.


Duncanthrax -- the dog's ears look like batwings.

Dogs on a hammock.

When you're not home... Definitely watch.

A goose comes in for a sliding water landing.

Porn for cats.

Martial arts defense against an assault rifle: theory vs. practice.


Oregon Muse ponders.

"Sea bats?"

Inman: This isn't really funny, just shows trained vs. untrained in a fight. This might be the Nitter link.

Cow has had enough of the lash. Nitter link, Maybe?


Repeating: Here's Statler the 32 year old bat, who was so old they had to pretend to fly him around to give him some wing-exercise.

Sadly Statler has passed. But he had a good life.


Who, indeed?

Posted by: Ace at 07:33 PM




Comments

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1 That's one slick bat.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2022 07:33 PM (FNl1a)

2 Capitol bats?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 07, 2022 07:35 PM (qnVBz)

3 That bat has too much baggage... just like you know who!!

Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2022 07:36 PM (QrruW)

4 Bats are damn ugly things.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 07, 2022 07:36 PM (qnVBz)

5 How come there's never been a wolf-bat?

You know, a giant flying wolf, all fuzzy and cuddly with huge skin wings?

This world really needs more mad scientists

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2022 07:37 PM (wkC12)

6 Bats- a rat with a built-in kite.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2022 07:38 PM (qEU+b)

7 Just read the 'quick hits' post. Holy cow my blood pressure needs a break.

Posted by: 496 at April 07, 2022 07:38 PM (U1eOr)

8 >>>5 How come there's never been a wolf-bat? You know, a giant flying wolf, all fuzzy and cuddly with huge skin wings?

there are in a Roger Zelanzy book. He just briefly mentions the enemy forces' wolfbats in the sky, then never mentions it again.

And i read the whole book thinking, "Wait, what about the wolfbats?"

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 07:38 PM (0G13K)

9 Just a note and then I'll leave people to the critters. Thanks, Ace, for the cafe.

The person who got bitten by the fox was a Democrat from the 7th District of California-Ami Bera.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2022 07:38 PM (GezNK)

10 Why stop at wolves? Why not flying grizzly bears?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 07, 2022 07:39 PM (qnVBz)

11 Bats are not cute. Why do they look cute here?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 07:39 PM (eGTCV)

12 I miss Oregon Muse.

Are big apes in captivity so bored that a caterpillar can grab and keep their attention?

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2022 07:39 PM (kHR10)

13 The 7th district includes Sacramento.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2022 07:39 PM (GezNK)

14 I don't know where this Buitengebieden person find his videos, but they are always great. Thanks Ace.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 07, 2022 07:39 PM (wyw4S)

15 >>>I don't know where this Buitengebieden person find his videos, but they are always great.

he mostly steals them from other people, which is why they're frequently taken down

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 07:40 PM (0G13K)

16 Statler!

And I thought my wife was an old bat!

Try the veal.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of Shecky Green at April 07, 2022 07:40 PM (EN7Xe)

17 10 Why stop at wolves? Why not flying grizzly bears?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 07, 2022 07:39 PM (qnVBz)

-----
We're gonna need a bigger landing strip.

Posted by: 496 at April 07, 2022 07:40 PM (U1eOr)

18 That D.U.S.T. guy is going to get people killed. There's a theory that it's all an elaborate troll. Regardless his methods are shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 07:40 PM (II3Gr)

19 Snoring whale?

Sounds like a bull calling his girlfriend.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2022 07:40 PM (msXpL)

20 gotta watch the last two dog videos!

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 07:41 PM (0G13K)

21 Chiroptophiliacs rejoice!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 07, 2022 07:41 PM (Dc2NZ)

22 Do whales sleep underwater?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2022 07:41 PM (msXpL)

23 The first Wolf Howl? Me, when I figure out I'm out of coffeve.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2022 07:41 PM (oHd/0)

24 🤮

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2022 07:41 PM (V13WU)

25 Ah. Oh well, I'm glad to see them anyway. It must take a lot of work to find them.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 07, 2022 07:41 PM (wyw4S)

26 That last video is great.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 07, 2022 07:42 PM (wyw4S)

27 Mind you, I say bats are not cute but I'm watching a crossfit thing and I like the women so I suppose that makes me a hypocrite.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 07:42 PM (eGTCV)

28 Kallisto - whatever you do, don't rea the amazing book "Ivan" that relates the true tory about a gorilla held in a cage in Tacoma for years and years.

Posted by: 496 at April 07, 2022 07:42 PM (U1eOr)

29 I put up bird videos for the cats. Small, little birds. And some mice vids if I can find some that aren't creepy. They don't go after the images on the screen, but they are kept interested for about 15 minutes.... or less.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2022 07:43 PM (BFigT)

30 Why stop at wolves? Why not flying grizzly bears?
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They did that.
They've reverted back to their true form within a few generations: Geese

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2022 07:43 PM (wkC12)

31 border collie is hilarious

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2022 07:44 PM (kHR10)

32 there are in a Roger Zelanzy book. He just briefly mentions the enemy forces' wolfbats in the sky, then never mentions it again.

And i read the whole book thinking, "Wait, what about the wolfbats?"
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 07:38 PM (0G13K)

Why did I suddenly hear...

Wolfbats in the sky... dun dun dun dunnnnn
Wolfbats in the sky... dun dun dun dunnnn
Don't do that in my eye.... dun dun dun dunnnn

to the music from 'Riders in the sky'...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2022 07:44 PM (oHd/0)

33 I wonder if that old bat had brothers?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 07, 2022 07:44 PM (oMmSx)

34 I find something oddly appealing about women who could crush my head like a walnut between their thighs.
I apologize.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 07:44 PM (eGTCV)

35 Bats again.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 07:44 PM (rF64X)

36 Well now I'm not gonna read Zelanzy books. How you gonna make wolfbats a throw-away line?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2022 07:45 PM (wkC12)

37 Bats are damn ugly things.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 07, 2022 07:36 PM (qnVBz)

Thank you.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 07:45 PM (rF64X)

38 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2022 07:45 PM (Msys3)

39 We're in no position to go into the unknown not knowing.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 07, 2022 07:46 PM (vuisn)

40 How about some anteaters and the huge ant mounds they raid.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2022 07:46 PM (qEU+b)

41 *puts feet up in brown microfiber Moderately Comfortable Recliner of Relaxation*
*sips emergency pumpkin spice tea*

This is nice. Dogs are great.

Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at April 07, 2022 07:46 PM (OQcPl)

42 Where wolf?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 07, 2022 07:46 PM (jTmQV)

43 So I watched the two-part Ken Burns biography of Benjamin Franklin today. I learned a lot.

It was by turns brilliant and engrossing, and also tooth-grindingly smug and finger-wagging in that PBS way.

America was born in original sin, you know.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 07, 2022 07:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

44 42 Where wolf?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 07, 2022 07:46 PM (jTmQV)

There wolf. There castle.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 07:47 PM (II3Gr)

45 28 Kallisto - whatever you do, don't rea the amazing book "Ivan" that relates the true tory about a gorilla held in a cage in Tacoma for years and years.
Posted by: 496 at April 07, 2022 07:42 PM (U1eOr)

Thanks for the warning. I saw a big cat at the zoo pacing back and forth in its small enclosure...theh poor thing's eyes looked psychotic.

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2022 07:47 PM (N6bx1)

46 >>>40 How about some anteaters and the huge ant mounds they raid.

okay maybe for tomorrow, if i can find a cute one

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 07:47 PM (0G13K)

47 I'm still not tired of the bats

Posted by: Draki at April 07, 2022 07:48 PM (D0IW+)

48 Don't know that anyone cares re my .02, but I think Trump doesn't run, enjoys being a king maker and whole heartedly endorses a DeSantis/Sears ticket, which will win 45 states.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 07, 2022 07:48 PM (fj2YZ)

49 "A goose comes in for a sliding water landing."

That's a swan.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 07, 2022 07:48 PM (nRMeC)

50 Re: border collie

Ah yes, the eternal question.

Does the dog love it, or hate it? We had one that was that way with the vacuum cleaner and pressure washer. We sort of think she liked it, but there's no way to be sure. Especially when "like" and "love" presents itself in such different ways with things we know she likes (canned food, favorite toys, etc.)

I sort of think that dog hates that song.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 07, 2022 07:49 PM (hsOar)

51 Stop trying to normalize bats!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2022 07:49 PM (6Jta1)

52 >40 How about some anteaters and the huge ant mounds they raid.

okay maybe for tomorrow, if i can find a cute one
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 07:47 PM (0G13K)

And how about some kitteh videos on the page? Pretty please?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 07:49 PM (rF64X)

53 Ace, I was kidding.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2022 07:49 PM (qEU+b)

54 🦇 🦇 🦇

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 07:49 PM (II3Gr)

55 How about some anteaters and the huge ant mounds they raid.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2022 07:46 PM (qEU+

There is a place in northern Brazil the size of Britain with 200 million huge termite mounds. . Some are up to 4000 years old.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 07, 2022 07:49 PM (oMmSx)

56 There wolf. There castle.

**

See 'em beady eyes?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 07, 2022 07:49 PM (hsOar)

57 Just found out my uncle ( mother's brother) had a stroke and got to hospital pretty quickly but then after tests sent to another a bit further away. Mom said he is talking.

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2022 07:50 PM (2JoB8)

58 "...a DeSantis/Sears ticket..."
----

Hmmmmmm...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 07, 2022 07:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

59 ace has made me appreciate the beauty of bats.

I use to be afraid of them, but now I want one for a pet.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2022 07:50 PM (NpAcC)

60 Wasn't that hump...?
Never mind...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 07, 2022 07:50 PM (jTmQV)

61 Stop trying to normalize bats!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2022 07:49 PM (6Jta1)
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As an old bat, I take exception to that comment.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 07, 2022 07:50 PM (wyw4S)

62 Swans are as mean as snakes.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2022 07:50 PM (Msys3)

63 51 Stop trying to normalize bats!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2022 07:49 PM (6Jta1)
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Stop marginalizing the bat community!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 07, 2022 07:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

64 There was a guy who dressed like Ben Franklin, used to walk aaround Philly, mainly the historic district. He was paid to show up at events, but he kind of took to the role and just starting walking around like it was his normal outfit. He did resemble the old guy, a lot.

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2022 07:51 PM (aJ/fS)

65 Prayers up Skip!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2022 07:51 PM (Msys3)

66 Just found out my uncle ( mother's brother) had a stroke and got to hospital pretty quickly but then after tests sent to another a bit further away. Mom said he is talking.
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2022 07:50 PM (2JoB

Sorry to hear that. Prayers sent.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 07:51 PM (rF64X)

67 62 Swans are as mean as snakes.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2022 07:50 PM (Msys3)

And rather aggressive.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 07:51 PM (II3Gr)

68 Bats are mother nature's own mosquito abatement.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 07, 2022 07:52 PM (jTmQV)

69 Skip, prayers ascending.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2022 07:52 PM (qEU+b)

70 ace has made me appreciate the beauty of bats.

I use to be afraid of them, but now I want one for a pet.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2022 07:50 PM (NpAcC)

Don't fall for the commie indoctrination!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 07:52 PM (rF64X)

71 57 Just found out my uncle ( mother's brother) had a stroke and got to hospital pretty quickly but then after tests sent to another a bit further away. Mom said he is talking.
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2022 07:50 PM (2JoB

Crap. Good vibes y'all's way.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 07:52 PM (II3Gr)

72 68 Bats are mother nature's own mosquito abatement.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 07, 2022 07:52 PM (jTmQV)

And for this they should be appreciated, in addition to their natural beauty.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 07:53 PM (II3Gr)

73 Swans are as mean as snakes.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2022 07:50 PM (Msys3)

Meaner. Snakes don't chase you .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 07, 2022 07:53 PM (oMmSx)

74 The 'cat porn' & 'who let the dogs out?' both made me left out loud.

Posted by: mnw at April 07, 2022 07:53 PM (NLIak)

75 gourmand, so are purple martins and they are much nicer to look at.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2022 07:54 PM (qEU+b)

76 There was a guy who dressed like Ben Franklin, used to walk aaround Philly, mainly the historic district. He was paid to show up at events, but he kind of took to the role and just starting walking around like it was his normal outfit. He did resemble the old guy, a lot.
Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2022 07:51 PM (aJ/fS)
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It wasn't Howard da Silva, was it? After he played Ben in "1776", that kind of became his thing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2022 07:54 PM (YFU8M)

77 73 Swans are as mean as snakes.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2022 07:50 PM (Msys3)

Meaner. Snakes don't chase you .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 07, 2022 07:53 PM (oMmSx)

There's a big public park with a lake in Orlando where there is a shitload of swans. People feed them, of course, and those cheeky bastards will run right up at you expecting to get fed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 07:54 PM (II3Gr)

78 I think all birds are geese to ace now, since that time he mistook the geese for ducks.

So the swan is a goose, the kestrel is a goose. The eagle - yes, a goose.

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2022 07:55 PM (qNeHV)

79 Man-bat is trans-bat but Batman isn't.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 07, 2022 07:55 PM (vuisn)

80 I thought the upside down dancing disco bats were funny as anything.
Ah, good times...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 07, 2022 07:55 PM (jTmQV)

81 gourmand, so are purple martins and they are much nicer to look at.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2022 07:54 PM

What's the recipe for purple martinis?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 07:55 PM (eGTCV)

82 NL,

You need Pris in Blade Runner then

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 07, 2022 07:55 PM (5HBd1)

83 Never try to pet a swan.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at April 07, 2022 07:55 PM (0l0tw)

84 Kallisto - it is actually a really good dramatization of Ivan the Goriilla. He was a gorilla held at the Tacoma mall for years. He was sent someplace nicer in his senior years. As you can imagine, it's not all sunshine and rainbows but it is very well done. It's a real fast read too. I do recommend it whole heartedly.

Posted by: 496 at April 07, 2022 07:55 PM (U1eOr)

85 Bats spelled backwards is stab. Spelled sideways it's tabs.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2022 07:55 PM (vrz2I)

86 There's a big public park with a lake in Orlando where there is a shitload of swans. People feed them, of course, and those cheeky bastards will run right up at you expecting to get fed.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 07:54 PM (II3Gr)
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Do they mug you if you don't give them your bread?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2022 07:55 PM (YFU8M)

87 Do they mug you if you don't give them your bread?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2022 07:55 PM (YFU8M)

Oh yeah. They've learned to hold shivs in their beaks. It's terrifying.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 07:56 PM (II3Gr)

88 Bats are mother nature's own mosquito abatement.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 07, 2022 07:52 PM (jTmQV)

And for this they should be appreciated, in addition to their natural beauty.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 07:53 PM (II3Gr)M

That's why they are protected. My poor neighbor got some bats nest in his attic and he wasn't allowed to get them removed until babies were born or maybe it was mating season ? Some similar reason.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 07, 2022 07:56 PM (oMmSx)

89 Sending prayers, Skip.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2022 07:57 PM (NpAcC)

90 Captain Obvious - no, not da Silva, it was a local guy.

I used to keep my idstance because he looked like his hygiene was not the best. But I guess he was a method actor.

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2022 07:57 PM (jyG9l)

91 That dog is talented to push that chair. He is determined to get the goodies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 07:58 PM (u82oZ)

92 There was a guy who dressed like Ben Franklin, used to walk aaround Philly, mainly the historic district. He was paid to show up at events, but he kind of took to the role and just starting walking around like it was his normal outfit. He did resemble the old guy, a lot.

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2022 07:51 PM (aJ/fS)

Can't really blame the guy, ole Ben had a much more interesting life I bet -- Plus, quite the snizz-hound too. I hope he banged a bunch of French royalty's wives and then wiped his dick on the French curtains.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 07, 2022 07:58 PM (F0YaR)

93 Cat porn video made me snort, because I have put on wildlife shows for my cats, with similar result.
Bless their walnut-sized brains...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 07, 2022 07:58 PM (jTmQV)

94 Bats do a service to the planet, but mostly ugly creatures

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2022 07:58 PM (2JoB8)

95 Chique! The NoVaMoMe is June 11. Hit me up at the address in my nic for info..

That goes for the rest of you, too.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 07, 2022 07:58 PM (wyw4S)

96 The doggeh using a chair as a stepstool omg
Too smart

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 07, 2022 07:59 PM (lCui1)

97 >>>Wolf and Bat Cafe

I certainly hope that the wolves win.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 07, 2022 07:59 PM (hVqGz)

98 Ah, Skip, prayers up, pal.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 07, 2022 08:00 PM (jTmQV)

99 92 There was a guy who dressed like Ben Franklin, used to walk aaround Philly, mainly the historic district. He was paid to show up at events, but he kind of took to the role and just starting walking around like it was his normal outfit. He did resemble the old guy, a lot.


he's still around, no?

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 07, 2022 08:00 PM (j9HX3)

100 Improved my mood and lots smiles and laughs. Thank you, Ace

Posted by: SamIam at April 07, 2022 08:00 PM (oasF3)

101 So the swan is a goose, the kestrel is a goose. The eagle - yes, a goose.

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2022 07:55 PM (qNeHV)

I suppose the weasel is a wingless goose?

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 07, 2022 08:01 PM (F0YaR)

102 Swans are almost as nasty as Canadian Geese.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2022 08:01 PM (rnuLs)

103 Skip, prayers up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at April 07, 2022 08:01 PM (hOUT3)

104 10 Why stop at wolves? Why not flying grizzly bears?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

It is a simple matter of weight ratios. Too big and heavy to fly, will not fly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

105 >>> 77
.....
There's a big public park with a lake in Orlando where there is a shitload of swans. People feed them, of course, and those cheeky bastards will run right up at you expecting to get fed.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 07:54 PM (II3Gr)

We no see your swan.

Posted by: Chinese restaraunt at April 07, 2022 08:02 PM (llON8)

106 Just got offered a job at three times what I'm making right now. I think I'm going to except.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2022 08:02 PM (+WPvU)

107 Sounds great, Duke!

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 07, 2022 08:03 PM (5HBd1)

108 Stupid talk to text.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2022 08:03 PM (+WPvU)

109 Prayers for your uncle, Skip.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 07, 2022 08:03 PM (5HBd1)

110
Does the dog love it, or hate it?

That's what I wonder about squeaky toys.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2022 08:03 PM (63Dwl)

111 Animals are more intelligent than we give them credit sometimes. And they have friends that it appears they care about. Our two cats when they were here if one was caught locked in a room the other would signal her sister was trapped.

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2022 08:03 PM (2JoB8)

112 Prayers ascending, Skip. Talking is a good sign.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

113 In Pacific Grove, CA if you "harass" a goose, you'll be looking at a hefty fine, possible jail too.

This for your run-of-the-mill Canadian geese.... which are not endangered. Even in California.

Fucking stupid people.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2022 08:05 PM (BFigT)

114 Duke Lowell

Is it local? You went to a lot of trouble to move.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 08:05 PM (u82oZ)

115 Chique! The NoVaMoMe is June 11. Hit me up at the address in my nic for info..

That goes for the rest of you, too.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 07, 2022 07:58 PM (wyw4S)

Hi Bluebell! I plan to be there! I'll send you an email.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 08:05 PM (rF64X)

116 106 Just got offered a job at three times what I'm making right now. I think I'm going to except.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2022 08:02 PM (+WPvU)
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Being a paid companion can be challenging but rewarding.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 07, 2022 08:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

117 Duke, Congratulations.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2022 08:05 PM (qEU+b)

118 There's a big public park with a lake in Orlando where there is a shitload of swans. People feed them, of course, and those cheeky bastards will run right up at you expecting to get fed.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 07:54 PM (II3Gr)

The gators taught them well.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 07, 2022 08:05 PM (vuisn)

119 We no see your swan.
Posted by: Chinese restaurant

"I ordered the Peking Duck!"

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2022 08:05 PM (Msys3)

120 Black Orchid- I don't think so. He was getting on in years when I lived in the city and that was 20 yrs ago

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2022 08:05 PM (kbHEI)

121 Hey Salty, yeah it's local. Staying in KCMO.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2022 08:06 PM (+WPvU)

122 Welp. Today visited a college in Maine with my daughter.

I was expecting this to be the wokest school yet. It was not. It was surprisingly normal.

One of the things I check on the tours is the posters in public spaces. This is what really happens in the schools. This school didn't have any weird crap going on. There was not even a single Ukraine flyer! And she loves it.

Guess I am buying lottery tickets from here on out.

Posted by: blaster at April 07, 2022 08:06 PM (kDWNS)

123 Just got offered a job at three times what I'm making right now. I think I'm going to except.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2022 08:02 PM (+WPvU)

Congratulations! *celebratory dance*

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 08:06 PM (rF64X)

124 Believe it or not, that's the first time I ever heard the song, "Who Let the Dogs Out?", my word as a Paco.

Posted by: Paco at April 07, 2022 08:06 PM (njExo)

125 N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh.

Am I going to need an Excel spreadsheet to keep up with your women?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 08:06 PM (u82oZ)

126 Just got offered a job at three times what I'm making right now. I think I'm going to except.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

I've done a lot worse for a lot less.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2022 08:06 PM (Msys3)

127 Just got offered a job at three times what I'm making right now. I think I'm going to except.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2022 08:02 PM (+WPvU)

===
They must think you are exceptional.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2022 08:07 PM (6Jta1)

128 >>> Is this a snoring whale? I think so.

Is it possible for them to snore underwater? Thought snoring had to do with breathing. Maybe "talking" in its sleep though.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 07, 2022 08:07 PM (hVqGz)

129 Am I going to need an Excel spreadsheet to keep up with your women?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 08:06 PM (u82oZ)

Hahaha

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 08:07 PM (eGTCV)

130 Posted by: blaster at April 07, 2022 08:06 PM (kDWNS)

What a great find. Colleges are such scary places now and it's good you found a normal one.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 08:08 PM (rF64X)

131 Duke Lowell

Huzzah!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

132 Just got offered a job at three times what I'm making right now. I think I'm going to except.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


IT'S A TRAP!!!

:-)

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 07, 2022 08:08 PM (sAmhv)

133 Talk to text switched except for accept and I didn't proofread. Which I rarely do. So I I have that going for me. Which is nice.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2022 08:09 PM (+WPvU)

134 Do they mug you if you don't give them your bread?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2022 07:55 PM (YFU8M)

We were at a park in the UK. They had these little bitty deer that would come begging for food. My son, about 2 at the time, ran out of food to give them, so one of the little beggars kicked at him and bit him on the cheek. I dropped kicked the offending deer and another for good measure.

They asked me to leave the park. Shame I didn't have a backpack or we would have little bitty deer for dinner.

Posted by: Javems at April 07, 2022 08:09 PM (Y7uha)

135 If we're sharing good work news, I'm about to get promotion at work to a leadership role. Pretty exciting. I'm apparently getting a formal offer but I don't know if I will get a pay raise. Certainly not 3 times what I am making now, LOL.

(Congrats again, Duke Lowell.)

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 08:11 PM (rF64X)

136 106 Just got offered a job at three times what I'm making right now. I think I'm going to except.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2022 08:02 PM (+WPvU)

Imma say take that dawg!

Unless you are making zero now. Cause three times that is not really a raise.

Posted by: blaster at April 07, 2022 08:11 PM (kDWNS)

137 I've done a lot worse for a lot less.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2022 08:06 PM (Msys3)

I had one year so bad they didn't even send me my SS earnings report.

Posted by: Javems at April 07, 2022 08:11 PM (Y7uha)

138 The late P.J. O'Rourke once wrote that "the Jamaican fruit bat looks like a colonel in the rat sir force".

From the good old days, before he came down with establishmentitis.

Posted by: Paco at April 07, 2022 08:11 PM (njExo)

139 Bats!!!

Posted by: Just Lily at April 07, 2022 08:11 PM (RLLZj)

140 Bats! Bats!!! We have Bats!!!!! Oh frabjous day!!!

Thank you, Ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2022 08:12 PM (a3Q+t)

141 I hope he banged a bunch of French royalty's wives and then wiped his dick on the French curtains.

oh yeah he was a big hit with the ladies. Rousseau had gotten their pumps primed with talk of noble savages and revolutionaries and shite.

And anyone who was an enemy of les sales anglais was a friend of theirs.

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2022 08:12 PM (s0IMC)

142 Duke good luck

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2022 08:12 PM (2JoB8)

143 Are baby bats pups? Kits?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 07, 2022 08:12 PM (F/J1O)

144 I find something oddly appealing about women who could crush my head like a walnut between their thighs.
I apologize.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 07:44 PM (eGTCV)

I bet Lizzo or Tess Holliday could do that pretty easily.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 08:13 PM (rF64X)

145 Well, off to bed. I'll be up around 0300, coffee in hand, grumbling.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 07, 2022 08:13 PM (sAmhv)

146 Oh it does seem you can get Hydrox cookies on line, $24 but looks like a big box but not sure how much in weight.

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2022 08:14 PM (2JoB8)

147 Did they test that poor fox for distemper?

Oh wait, talking DC who would know the difference.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2022 08:15 PM (R3D1O)

148 {{{ chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin')}}}

Leadership position. Hmm, more challenging these days than being the rightfully feared Power of the North.

Good luck! May this launch you upward with plenty of stock options and a buff personal trainer. Remember, profit and growing your people first, then the decadence.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 08:15 PM (u82oZ)

149 Congrats, Chique!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2022 08:15 PM (fsetr)

150 133. Talk to text switched except for accept and I didn't proofread. Which I rarely do. So I I have that going for me. Which is nice. - Dick Lowell

Thanks for straightening that out. For a moment, I thought you had chosen an unusual way of saying that you were going to turn the job down. In any event, I wish you much success, and, as Dr. Johnson said, "wealth beyond the dreams of avarice".

Posted by: Paco at April 07, 2022 08:15 PM (njExo)

151 >>>Monday Morning Alarm - Wolf Howl!

Keep it up, I'm gonna start rooting for the bats.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 07, 2022 08:15 PM (hVqGz)

152 Yes, it's true. America, after all, is not perfect.

One thing that I haven't heard any of these twatwaffles discuss - what particular country or countries were not only born perfect, they remained perfect, and we should "be more like Sweden" or whatever.

Yeah, it's all bullshit and they know it.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 07, 2022 08:16 PM (7JrpY)

153 I see NATO really wants to test Article 5

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2022 08:16 PM (R3D1O)

154 Just got offered a job at three times what I'm making right now.

Last year I interviewed at a place. The application asked for my salary expectations and I put in my actual current base salary. They made me an offer that was 25% less than that.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2022 08:17 PM (nfrXX)

155 Good luck! May this launch you upward with plenty of stock options and a buff personal trainer. Remember, profit and growing your people first, then the decadence.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 08:15 PM (u82oZ)


Great advice, haha. Thanks

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149 Congrats, Chique!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2022 08:15 PM (fsetr)

Thank you!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 08:17 PM (rF64X)

156 kallisto

I ver that without Ben Franklin and the ladies of Paris, we would have lost the Revolution.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 08:17 PM (u82oZ)

157 Ron DeSantis beat the FL GOP chosen one, Andy Putnam, by running ads talking MAGA, while he helped his kid build a block wall. I don't see him running against PDT. His fundraisers still have a picture of both of them embracing. When that changes, I'll consider a split.

Posted by: EveR at April 07, 2022 08:17 PM (EZeuH)

158 Pouring down again, should have had gutters cleaned out

Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2022 08:17 PM (2JoB8)

159
We were at a park in the UK. They had these little bitty deer that would come begging for food. My son, about 2 at the time, ran out of food to give them, so one of the little beggars kicked at him and bit him on the cheek. I dropped kicked the offending deer and another for good measure.

They asked me to leave the park. Shame I didn't have a backpack or we would have little bitty deer for dinner.
Posted by: Javems at April 07, 2022 08:09 PM (Y7uha)

Deer are mean. When #2 son was three years old my aunt and uncle had a rescued fawn on their farm. For whatever reason the fawn took a disliking to little Timmy. Every time he would step out of the house the faun would attack him jumping on him and trying to stomp him.

Some months later we were at a movie theater with the kids watching Snow White. During the part where she is lost in the forest and the animals come to help her, Timmy suddenly yells out, "Look out Snow White! There's a deer and he's RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!" In a very frantic voice.

The whole theater cracked up.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 07, 2022 08:18 PM (RLLZj)

160 I find something oddly appealing about women who could crush my head like a walnut between their thighs.
----
I bet Lizzo or Tess Holliday could do that pretty easily.

* raises hand *

Posted by: Trigglypuff at April 07, 2022 08:19 PM (nfrXX)

161 It is illegal for potential employer to ask applicants for salary history in California.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2022 08:19 PM (I6Ug/)

162 Trigglypuff

**Shudder**

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 08:19 PM (u82oZ)

163 Bats are mother nature's own mosquito abatement.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

That just gives them a taste for human blood!

Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2022 08:20 PM (P1f+c)

164 Chiroptophiliacs rejoice!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 07, 2022 07:41 PM

Indeed! There were bat haikus on yesterday's Cafe thread, an excellent warm-up for today's batpalooza!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2022 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)

165 I would call that goose a swan.

Posted by: Patrick at April 07, 2022 08:21 PM (NwJj5)

166 . . . Tess Holliday could do that pretty easily.
Posted by: chique

Holy Cow! (snort!)

A man would need crampons and belaying ropes to work that.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2022 08:21 PM (Msys3)

167 raises hand *
Posted by: Trigglypuff at April 07, 2022 08:19 PM (nfrXX

Not the same thing at all

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 07, 2022 08:23 PM (eGTCV)

168 Wolfbats in the sky... dun dun dun dunnnnn
Wolfbats in the sky... dun dun dun dunnnn
Don't do that in my eye.... dun dun dun dunnnn

to the music from 'Riders in the sky'...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2022 07:44 PM

Aren't you glad that cows don't fly?
Wolfbats in the sky

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2022 08:24 PM (a3Q+t)

169 Being enfolded by TrigglyPuff would lead to charges of involuntary suffocation I would think

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2022 08:24 PM (R3D1O)

170 Morning, the swan's escaped.

Posted by: Peter Ian Staker at April 07, 2022 08:24 PM (YFU8M)

171 I worked at a marine lab in Pacific Grove, CA for NOAA for about 7 years. One day we noticed a couple of kits... baby foxes near our fence line. We did have quite a few "PETA" types working there and one in particular made a huge stink about protecting them. By the time whatever arrangements where made the whole litter moved on.

I think we got stuffed with a $9800 bill for nothing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2022 08:25 PM (BFigT)

172 The whole theater cracked up.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 07, 2022 08:18 PM (RLLZj)

Deer are beautiful, and tasty.

Posted by: Javems at April 07, 2022 08:25 PM (Y7uha)

173 OK, cleaning that sock off before I do something really embarrassing.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2022 08:25 PM (nfrXX)

174 It would be sort of cool, if some of the big Dinosaurs were still around. Maybe.

Or even deadly plants - imagine Venus Flytraps large enough to ensnare humans?

Posted by: Common Tater at April 07, 2022 08:27 PM (7JrpY)

175 there are in a Roger Zelanzy book. He just briefly mentions the enemy forces' wolfbats in the sky, then never mentions it again.

And i read the whole book thinking, "Wait, what about the wolfbats?"
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 07:38 PM (0G13K)

There is a classic sci-fi novel, in which humans, seeking to outfit a spaceship as a warcraft, stop off at a planet called Staurn to buy weapons. The inhabitants are man-sized flying critters like bats, who are constantly warring among themselves with everything up to and including nukes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2022 08:27 PM (P3gRi)

176 Deer are beautiful, and tasty.
Posted by: Javems at April 07, 2022 08:25 PM (Y7uha)
-----------
And they'll eat your geraniums down to sticks.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2022 08:27 PM (YFU8M)

177 N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods

My horndog younger brother (Boy do I have stories) was in Vail Colorado after his spectacular divorce. He was a lift operator.

The US Woman's downhill ski team stayed at the condo he was at.

He was in the hot tub when some of the team joined him. He looked at their very muscular legs, and was on his best behavior. Probably saved his life.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 08:27 PM (u82oZ)

178 Are baby bats pups? Kits?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 07, 2022 08:12 PM

Pups.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2022 08:30 PM (a3Q+t)

179 Worse than useless.

Chuck Callesto
@ChuckCallesto
BREAKING REPORT: Georgia's Governor Kemp and Lt. Gov. Duncan BLOCK Election Integrity Bill..

Posted by: 29Victor at April 07, 2022 08:30 PM (BJKQV)

180 Seems like giant wings would get in the the way in a nuke lab.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2022 08:30 PM (vrz2I)

181 179 Worse than useless.

Chuck Callesto
@ChuckCallesto
BREAKING REPORT: Georgia's Governor Kemp and Lt. Gov. Duncan BLOCK Election Integrity Bill..
Posted by: 29Victor at April 07, 2022 08:30 PM (BJKQV)

Yeah, I am more pissed at shit like this than Trump Wars any day of the week.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 07, 2022 08:31 PM (F/J1O)

182 "Georgia's Governor Kemp and Lt. Gov. Duncan BLOCK Election Integrity Bill.."

* Bangs head *

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2022 08:33 PM (vrz2I)

183 ow

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2022 08:33 PM (vrz2I)

184 Congrats to Duke & chique for the great job news!!!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 07, 2022 08:34 PM (lCui1)

185 I know the ranchers have a thing about wolves, but I love them. From a distance. And Lucy the cat does not love them at all.

But they are gorgeous and strong. And so very territorial.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2022 08:34 PM (U2p+3)

186 Congrats on the job successes!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 08:34 PM (II3Gr)

187 Them boys aint right.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2022 08:34 PM (vrz2I)

188 What's the recipe for purple martinis?
Posted by: N.L. Urker

It's called an Aviation.

I like em. The bottle of creme de violette will last you three lifetimes, though.

Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2022 08:35 PM (P1f+c)

189 Just got offered a job at three times what I'm making right now. I think I'm going to except.
Posted by: Duke

Great news Duke, congrats!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2022 08:35 PM (eI7hV)

190 Well, off to bed. I'll be up around 0300, coffee in hand, grumbling.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 07, 2022 08:13 PM (sAmhv)

I can sleep in a lot later than that and still grumble.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at April 07, 2022 08:35 PM (XxgMn)

191 How about some anteaters and the huge ant mounds they raid.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2022 07:46 PM

Are you trying to stir up trouble? ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2022 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)

192 Prayers up Skip!
Posted by: Tonypete

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at April 07, 2022 08:36 PM (arJlL)

193 Ben Had

♩ Good evening! ♬

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 08:36 PM (u82oZ)

194 Thanks, vmom!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 08:36 PM (rF64X)

195 Prayers for your uncle Skip

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 07, 2022 08:38 PM (lCui1)

196 191 How about some anteaters and the huge ant mounds they raid.
Posted by: Ben Had
Are you trying to stir up trouble? ;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Dude. It's Ben Had, she's trying to stirrup trouble!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at April 07, 2022 08:39 PM (hOUT3)

197 Any summary details on GA election bill? Has issues? From a distance and without actually knowing anything about it, GA GOP seems more like CA GOP than anything remotely resembling a useful outfit. Put me some knowledge.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2022 08:40 PM (OTzUX)

198 Dude. It's Ben Had, she's trying to stirrup trouble!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Rein it in boys!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2022 08:40 PM (Msys3)

199 185 I know the ranchers have a thing about wolves, but I love them. From a distance. And Lucy the cat does not love them at all.

But they are gorgeous and strong. And so very territorial.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2022 08:34 PM (U2p+3)

Story time boys and girls... 10 years ago, I was sword fighting in a Big Battle at the largest Medieval event in the country... Pennsic. 1100 Sword Fighters in a giant woods battle... kind of capture the flag, with swords. Battle lasts an hour. At the end, I was by myself way out on a flank, when I came across three of the 'enemy'.. nailed one... got the second just as the third ran behind, and got me. Horn went off to end the battle... Second guy I nailed said... 'Damn, the way you were moving it was like you were stalking me, like a Wolf'... right then I took my mask and hood off, and my long Grey Hair fell out... third guy said 'Yeah, a Grey Wolf'.

License on my truck is GR WLF....

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2022 08:41 PM (oHd/0)

200 It's called an Aviation.

I like em. The bottle of creme de violette will last you three lifetimes, though.
Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2022 08:35 PM (P1f+c)

I saw a video about that.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 07, 2022 08:41 PM (eGTCV)

201 How about some anteaters and the huge ant mounds they raid.
Posted by: Ben Had
Are you trying to stir up trouble? ;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Dude. It's Ben Had, she's trying to stirrup trouble!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Still laughing.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2022 08:42 PM (eI7hV)

202 I'm sick.

Lila Rose is on Tucker describing the babies found outside the Planned Parenthood in DC.

Horrendous.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 07, 2022 08:42 PM (VhE0u)

203 Swan is beautiful. One year at work we did slideshows and one persons was lovely footage they had from getting paid to monitor swan migration in I think Iowa. They also had a funny story, the university had a pond with swans and the research group once talked them into having the local species instead of the tamer European imports. That did not last long at all as the native species were way too aggressive towards the students and visitors. Unfortunately I don't remember the names of the two species.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 07, 2022 08:42 PM (3cGpq)

204 This world really needs more mad scientists
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2022 07:37 PM (wkC12)

No...

That's how we got the Whu Flu

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 07, 2022 08:43 PM (BgMrQ)

205 33 dang, didnt know bats lived that long

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2022 08:43 PM (KZzsI)

206 Chuck Callesto
@ChuckCallesto
BREAKING REPORT: Georgia's Governor Kemp and Lt. Gov. Duncan BLOCK Election Integrity Bill..
Posted by: 29Victor at April 07, 2022 08:30 PM (BJKQV)

Yeah, I am more pissed at shit like this than Trump Wars any day of the week.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 07, 2022 08:31 PM (F/J1O)

And a Fed Judge just blocked Florida's last attempt at making elections valid again.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2022 08:43 PM (oHd/0)

207 The picture of the "Urologist: Men Over 50..." in the front-page spam has been bugging me because he looks so familiar. I just hit me: That's one of the very last shots in the original Friday the 13th. It's the doctor attending to Alice after the ordeal.

Yes, my day is going that slowly, thanks for asking.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 07, 2022 08:43 PM (frr40)

208 Rein it in boys!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2022 08:40 PM

Instead of just trotting that out, if you'd sing it, you could cantor.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2022 08:44 PM (a3Q+t)

209 Wolves are beautiful and fascinating. I love the howl in the night mountain air. But there are very good reasons they are wiped out wherever humans build civilization.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2022 08:44 PM (KZzsI)

210 I'd walk over broken glass covered in margarita mix to vote for either DeathSantis or DeathTrump.

Posted by: MJ at April 07, 2022 08:44 PM (r4L9J)

211 Lila Rose is on Tucker describing the babies found outside the Planned Parenthood in DC.
Horrendous.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 07, 2022 08:42 PM (VhE0u)


The normalization of true evil has accelerated beyond my capacity to believe!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at April 07, 2022 08:45 PM (hOUT3)

212 209 Wolves are beautiful and fascinating. I love the howl in the night mountain air. But there are very good reasons they are wiped out wherever humans build civilization.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2022 08:44 PM (KZzsI)

We didn't really wipe them out... we domesticated a lot of them.... they are called dogs.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2022 08:46 PM (oHd/0)

213 Unfortunately I don't remember the names of the two species.
Posted by: PaleRider

Pond swan and dinner swan.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2022 08:46 PM (eI7hV)

214 When this era is studied by historians, which will be looked at as the greater evil: Abortion or sexually mutilating children in the name of trans-activism?

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2022 08:46 PM (oXNqT)

215 Lila Rose is on Tucker describing the babies found outside the Planned Parenthood in DC.

Horrendous.
Posted by: IrishEi

stan never rests.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2022 08:46 PM (Msys3)

216 When this era is studied by historians, which will be looked at as the greater evil: Abortion or sexually mutilating children in the name of trans-activism?
Posted by: ballistic

They'll probably just roll it all together and call it "The End Times".

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2022 08:48 PM (Msys3)

217 Have a great night, everyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 08:48 PM (u82oZ)

218 Instead of just trotting that out, if you'd sing it, you could *cantor*.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2022 08:44 PM (a3Q+t)

*-10

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at April 07, 2022 08:48 PM (hOUT3)

219
They'll probably just roll it all together and call it "The End Times".
Posted by: Tonypete

Already been named by RAH: The Crazy Years.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2022 08:48 PM (eI7hV)

220 Night, night, NaCly

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2022 08:49 PM (eI7hV)

221 Wolves look awesome on T-shirts with a full moon. There's a cult around this.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2022 08:49 PM (BFigT)

222 Thanks, Insomniac.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 08:50 PM (rF64X)

223 They'll probably just roll it all together and call it "The End Times".
Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2022 08:48 PM (Msys3)
----

Well if it's all rolled up at least we can smoke it.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2022 08:51 PM (oXNqT)

224 Saddled with horse puns again.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2022 08:52 PM (K/ea9)

225 Heinlein's timeline chart:

https://tinyurl.com/dpjabhk9

"The Crazy Years" - "Considerable technical advance accompanied by a gradual deterioration of mores, orientation, and social institutions, terminating in mass psychosis..."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 07, 2022 08:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

226 I didn't even know baby bats existed.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at April 07, 2022 08:55 PM (2HIPp)

227 226 I didn't even know baby bats existed.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at April 07, 2022 08:55 PM (2HIPp


Do you know about human babies?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2022 08:55 PM (LKTKP)

228 The unbridled enthusiasm for punning remains strong.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 07, 2022 08:55 PM (3cGpq)

229 Wolves look awesome on T-shirts with a full moon. There's a cult around this.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Read the reviews:

https://is.gd/eE5jXP

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2022 08:56 PM (Msys3)

230 "terminating in mass psychosis..."

At least we have something to look forward to.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2022 08:58 PM (vrz2I)

231 210 I'd walk over broken glass covered in margarita mix to vote for either DeathSantis or DeathTrump.

Posted by: MJ at April 07, 2022 08:44 PM (r4L9J)

That's ... vivid. I felt that in addition to reading it.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 07, 2022 08:58 PM (v23vE)

232 Heinlein's timeline chart:

https://tinyurl.com/dpjabhk9

Posted by: All Hail Eris

Funny, I used that chart to make sure I read all the books in his timeline.
I haven't seen it since high school.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2022 08:58 PM (eI7hV)

233 The unbridled enthusiasm for punning remains strong.
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 07, 2022 08:55 PM

Unlike fish or tree puns, horse ones are in the mane here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2022 09:00 PM (a3Q+t)

234 From the Bee:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8pweuv

"How can we write satire when the dumbest thing we can think of the democrats have already done?"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 07, 2022 09:00 PM (Y5qcH)

235 " The unbridled enthusiasm for punning remains strong."

I'll bite. For a bit.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2022 09:01 PM (vrz2I)

236 At least we have something to look forward to.
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2022 08:58 PM (vrz2I)
---

Uhh...forward?

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2022 09:02 PM (oXNqT)

237 "How can we write satire when the dumbest thing we can think of the democrats have already done?"


One day they are going to announce they are shutting down because it's just impossible anymore.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2022 09:03 PM (vrz2I)

238 My travel continues. Made it to Grand Junction. Tomorrow I'll be on the lookout for that Muldoon character as I pass thru.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2022 09:03 PM (+c1Au)

239 Step out for a minute and I see the horse puns have spit out the bit and are in runaway mode.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2022 09:03 PM (yfoyn)

240 Well, my landfolk have decided to replace the entire a/c unit rather than just the compressor. Seems they'd discussed doing it when they bought this house 20 years ago, 'cause it looked just as scruffy then as now, but decided not to then.

Replacement should be Tuesday or Wednesday, and fortunately it's supposed to be low to mid 80's and cloudy till then, so it shouldn't be too bad. Those temps with sun would have it sweltering here in my office!

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at April 07, 2022 09:04 PM (y0zVi)

241 "terminating in mass psychosis..."

At least we have something to look forward to.
Posted by: fd

IIRC it is followed by a completely theological authoritarian dictatorship. It didn't sound like somewhere I'd like to live.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2022 09:04 PM (eI7hV)

242 well, the wolf howling freaked the cat out.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2022 09:06 PM (xhaym)

243 Speaking of swine and swans, I saw a barbeque place called the "Swine Dive".

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2022 09:06 PM (vrz2I)

244 "The Crazy Years" - "Considerable technical advance accompanied by a gradual deterioration of mores, orientation, and social institutions, terminating in mass psychosis..."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 07, 2022 08:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

COVID

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:06 PM (yrol0)

245 Per PJMedia: Adidas and Waffle House have teamed up for A new golf shoe at the Masters.

Nothing says exclusive country club like Waffle House.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2022 09:06 PM (K/ea9)

246 Replacement should be Tuesday or Wednesday, and fortunately it's supposed to be low to mid 80's and cloudy till then, so it shouldn't be too bad. Those temps with sun would have it sweltering here in my office!
Posted by: Ann Wilson

That's great news especially before the Spring/Summer heat really comes on strong.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2022 09:06 PM (eI7hV)

247 242 well, the wolf howling freaked the cat out.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2022 09:06 PM (xhaym)

Mine yawned. Hmmm

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2022 09:06 PM (LKTKP)

248 Can you even imagine how much wealth has been lost since Nov 2020.

Just keeping on the PDT era and the trajectory of the economy we would all have about extra $$$$ in our pockets.

If you were making 40k, it would now be 50k.

100k it would be 120 to 135k.

Uncle Joe fucked you out of a newer care or better house!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:09 PM (yrol0)

249 It occurs to me that if these really are end times, then there won't be any historians worried about naming it. On the other hand, there have even plenty of end times for various cultures, civilizations, and peoples while the world itself kept merrily rolling along.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2022 09:09 PM (YGTct)

250 The unbridled enthusiasm for punning remains strong.
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 07, 2022 08:55 PM

Unlike fish or tree puns, horse ones are in the mane here.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2022 09:00 PM (a3Q+

I leafed through the former puns and floundered looking to confirm your theory as I stalled.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 07, 2022 09:09 PM (oMmSx)

251 Spring, my ass. 34°, sleet, snow, and three days of wind advisories.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at April 07, 2022 09:10 PM (HVZDN)

252 Bats are mother nature's own mosquito abatement.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Years ago, I had a bat swoop by so close to the top of my head I could feel the wind. Startling, but kinda cool.

I liked to think it had just gobbled up a skeeter that was about to attack me.

Posted by: mindful webworker - new video webwork 'Lonely Man' linked in nic at April 07, 2022 09:10 PM (xh9zc)

253 I usually tail way behind when the puns are flowing but tonight my mind is racing.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 07, 2022 09:10 PM (3cGpq)

254 Masters haiku

the biggest golf balls
can be seen at a distance
they are yuge Trump balls

Posted by: Eromero at April 07, 2022 09:12 PM (0OP+5)

255 Wolf and Bat Cafe


AKA Underworld: Blood Wars.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2022 09:13 PM (yQpMk)

256 Per PJMedia: Adidas and Waffle House have teamed up for A new golf shoe at the Masters.

Nothing says exclusive country club like Waffle House.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2022 09:06 PM (K/ea9)

A... shoe. Seems like if Waffle House wants a golf tie in, they'd pair up with Calloway to make a new iron --

the waffle iron. You can hit it 120 yards, or make pancakes with it. Maple syrup dispenser is optional.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 07, 2022 09:13 PM (F0YaR)

257 three days of wind advisories.

Yeah it's been really bad here. I hate wind.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 07, 2022 09:16 PM (nxdel)

258 If you were making 40k, it would now be 50k.
100k it would be 120 to 135k.
Uncle Joe fucked you out of a newer care or better house!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:09 PM (yrol0)
~~~~~

The hardest hit are those on fixed incomes. Devastating for some.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 07, 2022 09:16 PM (VhE0u)

259 251 Spring, my ass. 34, sleet, snow, and three days of wind advisories.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at April 07, 2022 09:10 PM (HVZDN)

Bout 80 here today

ya know you can live south of I 10

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:16 PM (yrol0)

260 A... shoe. Seems like if Waffle House wants a golf tie in, they'd pair up with Calloway to make a new iron --

the waffle iron. You can hit it 120 yards, or make pancakes with it. Maple syrup dispenser is optional.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 07, 2022 09:13 PM (F0YaR


Congrats! You're smarter than everyone in the marketing department at Waffle House.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2022 09:17 PM (LKTKP)

261 238 My travel continues. Made it to Grand Junction. Tomorrow I'll be on the lookout for that Muldoon character as I pass thru.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2022 09:03 PM (+c1Au)

Watch out for Pismo Beech!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:17 PM (yrol0)

262 three days of wind advisories


Corned beef and cabbage?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2022 09:17 PM (yQpMk)

263 Made it to Grand Junction.

My youngest daughter lived there for a short time. I visited her there. Cute town, nice weather.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 07, 2022 09:18 PM (nxdel)

264 Where was Sears born?

Posted by: SFGoth at April 07, 2022 09:18 PM (KAi1n)

265 245 Per PJMedia: Adidas and Waffle House have teamed up for A new golf shoe at the Masters.

Nothing says exclusive country club like Waffle House.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2022 09:06 PM (K/ea9)

FEMA calls to see if WaHo opens to see how cities have recovered from hurricanes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:18 PM (yrol0)

266 Uncle Joe fucked you out of a newer care or better house!!

*

Households are making that car payment via inflation, and receiving nothing in return.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 07, 2022 09:19 PM (Dr/bt)

267 The hardest hit are those on fixed incomes. Devastating for some.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 07, 2022 09:16 PM (VhE0u)

Rush got his Mom a can opener when she had to eat cat food!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:19 PM (yrol0)

268 The hardest hit are those on fixed incomes. Devastating for some.

Tell me about it. We aren't struggling but certainly feeling the pinch. It's only going to get worse.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 07, 2022 09:20 PM (nxdel)

269 Winsome Sears is Jamaican

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 07, 2022 09:20 PM (5HBd1)

270 Households are making that car payment via inflation, and receiving nothing in return.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 07, 2022 09:19 PM (Dr/bt)

There may be a worse investment than a car. But it has yet to be invented!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:21 PM (yrol0)

271 Sorry guys. It's all my fault. I decided to retire early. I should have known this crap would happen.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 07, 2022 09:22 PM (oMmSx)

272 This humble poster
Is somewhat delighted by
Haikus sprouting here

Posted by: Captain Haiku at April 07, 2022 09:23 PM (Mwfjn)

273 I would like to retire. I really need to. But I can work from home and take my job anywhere with a halfway decent internet connection. They finally gave me a pay raise this year and it might be nice to get that for a while longer. I'm thinking about taking time off to move, then coming back and maybe finishing out this year. I should have a better idea of how bad it's going to get.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 07, 2022 09:23 PM (5HBd1)

274 There may be a worse investment than a car. But it has yet to be invented!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:21 PM (yrol0)

It's called a boat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 07, 2022 09:23 PM (Y5qcH)

275 Pfftt RVs depreciate even faster than cars.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 07, 2022 09:24 PM (3cGpq)

276 274 There may be a worse investment than a car. But it has yet to be invented!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:21 PM (yrol0)

It's called a boat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 07, 2022 09:23 PM (Y5qcH)


That wasn't even hard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2022 09:24 PM (LKTKP)

277 ChuckCallesto
BREAKING REPORT: Georgia's Governor Kemp and Lt. Gov. Duncan BLOCK Election Integrity Bill..
Posted by: 29Victor

*

It's funny that we were just griping about Trump's mean tweets on the last thread.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 07, 2022 09:24 PM (Dr/bt)

278 She kisses his balls
for luck. Carson said that will make
his putter stand up.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 07, 2022 09:25 PM (4I/2K)

279 This humble poster
Is somewhat delighted by
Haikus sprouting here
Posted by: Captain Haiku at April 07, 2022 09:23 PM (Mwfjn)

Fun from long ago
It disappeared just like that
Nice to see you friend

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 07, 2022 09:25 PM (oMmSx)

280 One has to assume Governor Kemp is massively compromised.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 07, 2022 09:26 PM (Dr/bt)

281 "Winsome Sears is Jamaican"

So she won't be on any presidential ticket.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 07, 2022 09:26 PM (KAi1n)

282 It's called a boat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 07, 2022 09:23 PM (Y5qcH)

B ring
O n
A noher
T housand

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:26 PM (yrol0)

283 ChuckCallesto
BREAKING REPORT: Georgia's Governor Kemp and Lt. Gov. Duncan BLOCK Election Integrity Bill..
Posted by: 29Victor

What is it you'd say you do here? Walk me through your typical day.

Posted by: Count Bob de Monet at April 07, 2022 09:26 PM (4I/2K)

284 I'm not sure of the connection between the gorillas and Oregon Muse, but I'm guessing that it has to do with their look of concentration that resembles chess players trying to figure their next move. I hope Oregon Muse is getting a good laugh at this in heaven.

Posted by: Theodore at April 07, 2022 09:26 PM (GJnvT)

285 Pfftt RVs depreciate even faster than cars.
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 07, 2022 09:24 PM (3cGpq

I'd rather live in my RV than in my car.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 07, 2022 09:26 PM (oMmSx)

286 >>33 dang, didnt know bats lived that long
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Pfft. I passed that long ago.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 07, 2022 09:27 PM (HQ9Sl)

287 That wasn't even hard.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2022 09:24 PM (LKTKP)

I have heard that a few times!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:27 PM (yrol0)

288 Posted by: Theodore at April 07, 2022 09:26 PM (GJnvT)

Early Morning Rant Gorilla.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 07, 2022 09:27 PM (oMmSx)

289 Pfftt RVs depreciate even faster than cars.

*

Until you're in the market to purchase one.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 07, 2022 09:28 PM (Dr/bt)

290 Pfftt RVs depreciate even faster than cars.
Posted by: PaleRider

Outdoorsy will help us get to somewhere in TX in Oct in an RV.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2022 09:28 PM (eI7hV)

291 Early Morning Rant Gorilla.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 07, 2022 09:27 PM (oMmSx)


Primate Prime.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2022 09:28 PM (yQpMk)

292 What is it you'd say you do here? Walk me through your typical day.
Posted by: Count Bob de Monet at April 07, 2022 09:26 PM (4I/2K)

Limo to bus station

Blow a few dudes

Home

Posted by: Gov of GA at April 07, 2022 09:28 PM (yrol0)

293 287 That wasn't even hard.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2022 09:24 PM (LKTKP)

I have heard that a few times!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:27 PM (yrol0)

Blame it on the whiskey.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2022 09:28 PM (LKTKP)

294 It's funny that we were just griping about Trump's mean tweets on the last thread.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 07, 2022 09:24 PM (Dr/bt)

Funny how easy it is to lose a sense of political perspective!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at April 07, 2022 09:30 PM (hOUT3)

295 That wasn't even hard.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2022 09:24 PM (LKTKP)

I have heard that a few times!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:27 PM (yrol0)

Blame it on the whiskey.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2022 09:28 PM (LKTKP)

Could have been the gin.

Posted by: Count Bob de Monet at April 07, 2022 09:30 PM (4I/2K)

296 Could have been the gin.
Posted by: Count Bob de Monet at April 07, 2022 09:30 PM (4I/2K)

Could have been the lightbulb.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2022 09:30 PM (LKTKP)

297 At the tiger walk at animal kingdom my SiL or someone ask my whats that hanging off the tree. I said a bat and she ran out of the house.

It was about 3 feet long hanging down!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:33 PM (yrol0)

298 Could have been the lightbulb.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2022 09:30 PM (LKTKP)

That's not how the song goes.

It's like this: https://youtu.be/h-KDSxqJ_0o

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 07, 2022 09:34 PM (4I/2K)

299 Funny how easy it is to lose a sense of political perspective!
*

I won't say anything about anyone else, only that I made the observation that Republicans are more than happy to be the Washington Generals to the Democrats Globetrotters.

Exhibit #45676687657654

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 07, 2022 09:34 PM (Dr/bt)

300 Could have been the lightbulb.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2022 09:30 PM (LKTKP)

What the fuck

Screw first?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:34 PM (yrol0)

301 It was about 3 feet long hanging down!
Posted by: rhennigantx

The Paolo, how you say, must rest now and then.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 07, 2022 09:34 PM (Msys3)

302 Can you even imagine how much wealth has been lost since Nov 2020.

Just keeping on the PDT era and the trajectory of the economy we would all have about extra $$$$ in our pockets.

If you were making 40k, it would now be 50k.

100k it would be 120 to 135k.

Uncle Joe fucked you out of a newer care or better house!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:09 PM (yrol0)

That motherfucker is costing me a king's ransom for the new kitchen. I can't believe how much cabinets went up, well good ones anyway. It was the family business, I did it for years, and probably did well over 200 kitchens in my time, and I'm frigging blown away. My father retired, but my brother is still in it, and even at dealer cost it's staggering, and there is a 10% increase coming in a few days, so I had to get it ordered by tomorrow. My brother priced it all out tonight. I don't even know how people are going to afford anything at this point. I'm convinced this fucking demented husk has been dead for years and satan is wearing his meat suit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2022 09:35 PM (VwHCD)

303 Trump is why we lost Georgia

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 07, 2022 09:36 PM (Dr/bt)

304 I won't say anything about anyone else, only that I made the observation that Republicans are more than happy to be the Washington Generals to the Democrats Globetrotters.

Exhibit #45676687657654
Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 07, 2022 09:34 PM (Dr/bt)

Odds of J Mac not being in Hell less that 1 in 1 million!

Like warm water I will spit you out!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:37 PM (yrol0)

305 I was pricing shit out to start a bathroom remodel.

Holy fuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2022 09:38 PM (K/ea9)

306 Evening hordelings!

Babylon Bee with the top signs you might be a groomer:

https://tinyurl.com/bdfk9f3b

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 07, 2022 09:39 PM (OssQ4)

307 305 I was pricing shit out to start a bathroom remodel.

Holy fuck.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2022 09:38 PM (K/ea9

Might want to wait a few years on that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2022 09:39 PM (LKTKP)

308 Enough blame to go around for our current economic situation. Shutting down the world is moving up my list as the single dumbest thing ever done by mankind.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 07, 2022 09:39 PM (oMmSx)

309 Another one that will blow your mind?

Price how much you can realistically sell the cars in your driveway for right now. Don't get too excited, because that $10,000 200k car is going to be what you're shopping around when you do.

Mid 2000s cars with relatively low miles are 15-20k. Holy crap.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 07, 2022 09:40 PM (Dr/bt)

310 That motherfucker is costing me a king's ransom for the new kitchen. I can't believe how much cabinets went up, well good ones anyway. It was the family business, I did it for years, and probably did well over 200 kitchens in my time, and I'm frigging blown away. My father retired, but my brother is still in it, and even at dealer cost it's staggering, and there is a 10% increase coming in a few days, so I had to get it ordered by tomorrow. My brother priced it all out tonight. I don't even know how people are going to afford anything at this point. I'm convinced this fucking demented husk has been dead for years and satan is wearing his meat suit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2022 09:35 PM (VwHCD)

Just add the Fuck Joe Biden to your estimate!!

PS They are not supposed to as you must SETTLE.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:40 PM (yrol0)

311 In the past, politicians threw some crumbs to average Americans, because they needed their votes. Now they don't and they hate our guts. They really don't care if people die and they won't care until it affects them. Such arrogant, pretentious people.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 07, 2022 09:41 PM (5HBd1)

312 Shutting down the world is moving up my list as the single dumbest thing ever done by mankind.

*

Trump said p*ssy

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 07, 2022 09:41 PM (Dr/bt)

313 Limo to bus station

Blow a few dudes

Home

Posted by: Gov of GA at April 07, 2022 09:28 PM (yrol0)

I spent a late night in the Atlanta main bus station back in, say, 1988. Had to use the restroom at about 2 in the morning. There were more people in the restroom than in the terminal waiting room. Went across the street to a cafe to do my business.

Posted by: Javems at April 07, 2022 09:42 PM (Y7uha)

314 303 Trump is why we lost Georgia
Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 07, 2022 09:36 PM (Dr/bt)

PDT won GA by about 145k votes.

The 10k given to FJB was a joke.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:42 PM (yrol0)

315 Trump said p*ssy
Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better

Yes, it is good to maintain a sense of perspective when discussing politics!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at April 07, 2022 09:43 PM (hOUT3)

316 Actually it's not that simple. The Great Reset was happening regardless, and we were lucky Trump was in office instead of Hillary (who was supposed to be) so that we've got a sliver of hope for the republic.

We are supposed to be a lot more like Australia right now, and I guarantee that is infuriating to the people who worked for decades to get all of this in motion.

Thank God for Trump. Literally.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 07, 2022 09:43 PM (Dr/bt)

317 In looking at houses, I have to remember that it would be better to buy a place with the work already done, than to get a cheap place and pay someone to do it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 07, 2022 09:43 PM (5HBd1)

318 BiL bought a new Tundra in the fall. Gotta call last month from the dealer 5 grand over his final price.

Fucking madness.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2022 09:43 PM (K/ea9)

319 I was pricing shit out to start a bathroom remodel.

Holy fuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2022 09:38 PM (K/ea9)

yeah, I got 2 of those to do too. Its insane.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2022 09:44 PM (VwHCD)

320 I spent a late night in the Atlanta main bus station back in, say, 1988. Had to use the restroom at about 2 in the morning. There were more people in the restroom than in the terminal waiting room. Went across the street to a cafe to do my business.
Posted by: Javems at April 07, 2022 09:42 PM (Y7uha)

ha

you could have picked up some$$

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:44 PM (yrol0)

321 319 I was pricing shit out to start a bathroom remodel.

Holy fuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2022 09:38 PM (K/ea9)

yeah, I got 2 of those to do too. Its insane.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2022 09:44 PM (VwHCD)

I bought a house. To fix it like my wife wants.

179k

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:45 PM (yrol0)

322 Sounds like I better pass on the new kitchen floor!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at April 07, 2022 09:46 PM (hOUT3)

323 Lower expectations. One of the houses on my list has a rectangular tiled bathtub, pink and black tile. I think it dates from the 50s.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 07, 2022 09:46 PM (5HBd1)

324 I was pricing shit out to start a bathroom remodel.

Holy fuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

One of the neighbors asked me to help do a small remodel for them - priced 1/2" 4x8 sheets of OSB - $45 per copy. 3/4" was $67.

Per. Fooking. Sheet.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 07, 2022 09:46 PM (Msys3)

325
I bought a house. To fix it like my wife wants.

179k
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:45 PM (yrol0)

Damn. Even the women's expectations are inflated.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 09:47 PM (II3Gr)

326 I was pricing shit out to start a bathroom remodel.

Holy fuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2022 09:38 PM (K/ea9)

yeah, I got 2 of those to do too. Its insane.

I've got one more move to do, to get out of this damn HOA. I'd like to do a new build. I'm waiting for things to stabilize so I can at least set a budget. Not that I have the money, but it would be nice to know what I can't afford to have done.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 07, 2022 09:47 PM (SchxB)

327 Everything is broken and wrong.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 09:48 PM (II3Gr)

328 The infuriating part is that I diligently save a bit of money every month for the families cars. I have a separate savings account for my children, with the intention of buying used cars for each of them and them paying for any associated costs.

It really looks like the money won't even buy one decent used car any longer. Heck, I might have to combine it with my main one when the time comes to buy the next family car.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 07, 2022 09:48 PM (Dr/bt)

329 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 07, 2022 09:48 PM (+4oV5)

330 If you wanted a big thumper in the AR platform, would you choose 450 Bushmaster, or 458 SOCOM, or just go straight to 50 Beowulf, and why?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2022 09:48 PM (yQpMk)

331 The Paolo lays the wood before laying the wood.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2022 09:48 PM (K/ea9)

332 Also the Bee:

Sad: Florida Students Ranked Last In The Nation In Subject Of 'Teacher's Sex Life'

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 07, 2022 09:49 PM (OssQ4)

333 Damn. Even the women's expectations are inflated.
Posted by: Insomniac

Truth be told we've been telling them for years 'this' (holds thumb and index finger a bit apart) is 8 inches.

It's no wonder.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2022 09:49 PM (Msys3)

334 330 If you wanted a big thumper in the AR platform, would you choose 450 Bushmaster, or 458 SOCOM, or just go straight to 50 Beowulf, and why?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2022 09:48 PM (yQpMk)

50 Beowulf because is sounds badass.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 09:49 PM (II3Gr)

335 Joel Barry, the managing editor of The Babylon Bee (which has been censored for truthful statements about sex and gender), put it correctly when he said, Most teachers arent themselves pedophiles, but they are working in a pedophilic system designed to make kids more exploitable both politically and sexually. He continued:

They arent grooming kids for a specific pedophile, necessarily. Theyre grooming them for a system of pedophilia which in the long run will result in horrors we cant comprehend. Find your courage and stop it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:49 PM (yrol0)

336 In looking at houses, I have to remember that it would be better to buy a place with the work already done, than to get a cheap place and pay someone to do it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 07, 2022 09:43 PM (5HBd1)

Sometimes, sometimes not, it depends on the house, and if you feel like acting like the contractor and hiring good subs to do the work. If you buy a house that somebody is flipping it's going to be a shiny turd with crap materials. Beauty WILL only be skin deep. Acting like the contractor gives you control over the materials. most times you'll save money, but even if you break even you'll have a way better finished product.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2022 09:49 PM (VwHCD)

337 One of the neighbors asked me to help do a small remodel for them - priced 1/2" 4x8 sheets of OSB - $45 per copy. 3/4" was $67.

*

o_O

I haven't bought any in a couple of years, but that seems like about double.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 07, 2022 09:50 PM (Dr/bt)

338 327 Everything is broken and wrong.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 09:48 PM (II3Gr)

What about

Oh shit thats broken too

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:50 PM (yrol0)

339 323 Lower expectations. One of the houses on my list has a rectangular tiled bathtub, pink and black tile. I think it dates from the 50s.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 07, 2022 09:46 PM (5HBd1)
I remember those. Sounds just like Mammy Eromero, she painted the master bedroom pink. Said it was mauve but that sumbitch was pink. Pappy Eromero hated sleeping in it but somehow they conceived my baby brother in that room.

Posted by: Eromero at April 07, 2022 09:50 PM (0OP+5)

340 I guess I should have replanked my deck last year.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2022 09:51 PM (yQpMk)

341 {{{Ladyl}}}
Welcome to the show that never ends!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at April 07, 2022 09:51 PM (hOUT3)

342 330 If you wanted a big thumper in the AR platform, would you choose 450 Bushmaster, or 458 SOCOM, or just go straight to 50 Beowulf, and why?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2022 09:48 PM (yQpMk

What's the price per round?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2022 09:51 PM (LKTKP)

343 One of the neighbors asked me to help do a small remodel for them - priced 1/2" 4x8 sheets of OSB - $45 per copy. 3/4" was $67.

*

o_O

I haven't bought any in a couple of years, but that seems like about double.

This is post peak. Prices were higher last year.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 07, 2022 09:51 PM (SchxB)

344
Truth be told we've been telling them for years 'this' (holds thumb and index finger a bit apart) is 8 inches.

It's no wonder.
Posted by: Tonypete

You've been doing yourself a disservice... give them a ruler marked in metric... Centimeters are your friend.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2022 09:52 PM (eI7hV)

345 If my stepson would help, I could do that. He works construction. But I doubt I'll ever get him out to the midwest, which is where I'm likely to land. I do look at things like roofs, as a simple one is easy to redo. I'd prefer something that hasn't been redone, especially the kitchen.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 07, 2022 09:52 PM (5HBd1)

346 If you wanted a big thumper in the AR platform, would you choose 450 Bushmaster, or 458 SOCOM, or just go straight to 50 Beowulf, and why

*

Don't they make anything bigger?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 07, 2022 09:52 PM (Dr/bt)

347 What's the price per round?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2022 09:51 PM (LKTKP)


High. But good question. Let me go check out the prices.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2022 09:52 PM (yQpMk)

348 ha

you could have picked up some$$

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 09:44 PM (yrol0)

Pay toilets. Bad margin.

Posted by: Javems at April 07, 2022 09:52 PM (Y7uha)

349 NOOD early ONT

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 07, 2022 09:52 PM (OssQ4)

350 342 330 If you wanted a big thumper in the AR platform, would you choose 450 Bushmaster, or 458 SOCOM, or just go straight to 50 Beowulf, and why?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2022 09:48 PM (yQpMk

What's the price per round?

Posted by: AlaBAMA


Is the round available?

Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2022 09:52 PM (QrruW)

351 One of the neighbors asked me to help do a small remodel for them - priced 1/2" 4x8 sheets of OSB - $45 per copy. 3/4" was $67.

Per. Fooking. Sheet.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 07, 2022 09:46 PM (Msys3)

Holy shit. I just bought a few sheets of that to make shelves probably 2 months ago, it was $20.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2022 09:52 PM (VwHCD)

352 {{Ladyl}}!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 07, 2022 09:53 PM (nxdel)

353 Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 09:49 PM (II3Gr)

"I AM BEOWULF!"

*fires 50 cal*

*pink mist*

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 07, 2022 09:53 PM (8/E19)

354 I was thinking in terms of a house with a garage would probably be a better deal than one without, because adding one would be a fair expense now. Putting on a porch would be cheap enough to do.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 07, 2022 09:53 PM (5HBd1)

355 Once you have a garage it's hard to not.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 07, 2022 09:54 PM (Dr/bt)

356 somehow they conceived my baby brother in that room.
Posted by: Eromero

You sure it wasn't the camping trip?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2022 09:54 PM (eI7hV)

357 The big rounds are all about $2, give or take, with the Beowolf being the most expensive.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2022 09:55 PM (yQpMk)

358 Jeez, I bet a 12k garage two years ago is 25k now, which means it would cost 90k for someone to build it for you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 07, 2022 09:55 PM (Dr/bt)

359 I'm sure y'all know this... a "house" is not worth shit unless the property it's on is worth something more than said house.

A half million dollar house on the corner of ambulance drive and dump truck lane isn't really worth shit... if you have to live in it an deal with that.

People always forget the location and look at the house. There's a small sub-division near town with just barely sub-million dollar homes. It's a shithole. Right off a highway. High crime. Lousy access.

But you can get a media room built for $120K.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2022 09:55 PM (BFigT)

360 I just donated a sheet of 3/4 treated plywood for a guy to build a wheelchair ramp. Oh well.

Posted by: Eromero at April 07, 2022 09:56 PM (0OP+5)

361 Yeah, we've got a family who built their dream home at some point 50 years ago on about 5 acres, and their neighbor started his trucking company on his land next to it.

Pretty house. Probably worth 8-10m if it was somewhere else. I doubt they will ever sell if they wanted to, and they wouldn't get 1m out of it if they did.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 07, 2022 09:59 PM (Dr/bt)

362 >>>Do whales sleep underwater?

>Sounds like they snorkel in their sleep.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 07, 2022 10:06 PM (Wnd0C)

363 goose?

Posted by: working_man at April 08, 2022 09:07 AM (g4bMd)

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