Peachy Keenan: Why Has Hunter Biden Rented a House in Malibu Directly Across the Street from a Rehab Clinic?

Flaming crack skull courtesy of "..." .

Pharisee French: "This just shows Hunter has turned his life to Jesus, Drumpf-tards!"

Posted by: Thrawn

Peachy Keenan
@KeenanPeachy

Hey, did you guys see that story yesterday about Hunter Biden renting a pad in Malibu, and the big scandal because his security detail is renting the house next door for $30k/month?
Guess what? There may be a teensy bit more to this story...
2/ Some Malibu locals I know recognized the house in the Daily Mail photos here.

We know exactly where this is.
I recalled that this same neighborhood in Malibu had a famous celebrity drug rehab place called Promises. Ben Affleck went there a bunch. It's closed now. The house circled in red below is Hunter's house. These pix are from the DM story.

But I was curious -- why would Hunter move to this fairly out of the way spot up in the hills of Malibu, when he could afford a sick oceanfront pad on Broad Beach or the Colony with the other oligarch failsons?
Readers, She Persisted.
It turns out that Promises is now closed, but a NEW ultra-private celebrity rehab now operates in a house next door to where Promises used to be: Cliffside Malibu.

It looks pretty nice.

Here's a photo from their website. You can see the two rental houses in the background.

She means, the house Hunter is renting, and the very expensive house the Secret Service is renting next door to protect this drug addict, child porn user, undisclosed foreign lobbyist, tax cheat, and scumbag.

Here are the houses Hunter and the Secret Service are renting, again, via the Daily Mail:

Here's a map with an arrow from the rehab center to Hunter's supposed location as reported in the Daily Mail.
TL;DR: Hunter Biden is living across the street from a super fancy, top-secret drug rehab facility.

I am not a reporter, but any westside LA locals could have easily figured this out themselves based on the Daily Mail's original story and a little familiarity with Malibu.
Cholada Thai, by the way, is delicious if you're ever up that way.

I draw no conclusions from this interesting coincidence. I have no idea what it means.
Probably nothing.
//End

Or, it means that Hunter is trying to get clean for his upcoming grand jury appearances.

Another story the leftwing propaganda media just missed.

Whoops!

Whoopsie!

Good question:

Funny. One "very private residential drug rehab" closes down, and a new one appears a few hundred yards away. Anyone else smell a scam? And if this place is "residential", why does Hunter need to live nearby?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

It could be that they don't want to admit he's in the rehab, so they have a deal where they set up a rental for a neighboring property, and have the staff visit you there. Maybe they have a "sober companion" type guy at the rental property to make sure you're not using.

But m says the area is lousy with rehab centers:

They're all over the place out there in those hills.
Posted by: m

Joe Mannix is also skeptical, given the "residential" nature of the rehab clinic:

>>>Yup. If it's residential, the proximity of his rented house is meaningless. Unless it is all one huge and terribly expensive ploy to *mask* his time at rehab.

That's exactly what I would guess -- they're hiding it.

Hunter supposedly he quit drugs. He wrote a whole book about his journey to sobriety, saying he was now clean.

Plus the drug addict is now facing federal charges -- wouldn't want it in the news that he was back on crack and Russian hookers and loving it.

I find this all too coincidental to be coincidental.

Posted by: Ace at 02:26 PM

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1 A network of "safe houses"?

Posted by: gdgm+ at April 06, 2022 02:26 PM (k6jXd)

2 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 02:28 PM (LvTSG)

3 Called the others in the thread below. Now, back to lurking!

Posted by: gdgm+ at April 06, 2022 02:28 PM (k6jXd)

4 Or, it means that Hunter is trying to get clean for his upcoming grand jury appearances.

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And we're paying for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 02:28 PM (LvTSG)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 06, 2022 02:29 PM (arJlL)

6 Nah, bro. My dealer lives four doors down.

Posted by: Hunter at April 06, 2022 02:29 PM (IytoW)

7 Why? It's the nearest place to get dope.

Posted by: BignJames at April 06, 2022 02:29 PM (AwYPR)

8 Dealing to the folks in "rehab"?

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at April 06, 2022 02:29 PM (OUMaO)

9 Does Rockcroft Road mean something about crack?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 02:29 PM (fWTJL)

10 Afternoon.

Rehab clinics are where you can score the best drugs.

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2022 02:30 PM (1Yy3c)

11 Odds Hunter hangs himself?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 02:30 PM (fWTJL)

12 Nice place.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 06, 2022 02:30 PM (bVYXr)

13 What are the odds that Hunter actually wants to go into rehab? Zero? Maybe not even that high?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 02:30 PM (YqDXo)

14 Duh...so he can walk there. He doesn't want to get a DUI and cause a scandal for his father.

Posted by: Mishdog at April 06, 2022 02:31 PM (3gjFX)

15 Or it means he is trying to scoop up some of that damaged-goods rehab tail that might float around in such a neighborhood.

Posted by: unknown at April 06, 2022 02:31 PM (wKi1F)

16 They tried to make me go to rehab.

I said, "no, no, no"

Posted by: Hunter at April 06, 2022 02:31 PM (IytoW)

17 Or, it means that Hunter is trying to get clean for his upcoming grand jury appearances.

Posted by: Ace at 02:26 PM

Trying being the operative word no doubt.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 06, 2022 02:31 PM (z5Vrg)

18 Well, good luck the Hunter.
And may the feds scare him so profoundly, he turns state's evidence against his father.

Hey, I can be delusional with the best of them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2022 02:31 PM (rV1pr)

19 The lack of curiosity among the "reporter" class is just astounding. They have NO curiosity about anything at all. They just repeat what someone said on social media.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2022 02:32 PM (YIVH2)

20 Why did the chicken cross the road?

To snort coke with Hunter.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2022 02:32 PM (lgeFv)

21 Since it's closed maybe the Secret Service can rent it out for about 50 grand? And how does a "celebrity rehab" place go broke? They should have plenty of business.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 06, 2022 02:32 PM (OHFvg)

22 A lot of people would go to rehab if it was in Malibu with Secret Service protection.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at April 06, 2022 02:32 PM (sX1BW)

23 He moved closer to his suppliers of:

Coke, Heroin, Meth, MJ, Crack, Speed, Downers, Uppers, 8-Balls, LSD, Mushrooms, poisonous toad venom, underage starlets

Hollyweird runs on all of those

Posted by: Scott_T at April 06, 2022 02:32 PM (2waQ7)

24 Or, it means that Hunter is trying to get clean for his upcoming grand jury appearances.

Posted by: Ace at 02:26 PM

They're so cute when they are this young and naive, aren't they?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 06, 2022 02:32 PM (Vxu+H)

25 The guy who writes Star Trek jokes in the morning and fat jokes in the evening was busy today, and missed the last post.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 06, 2022 02:32 PM (44ww/)

26 "Or, it means that Hunter is trying to get clean for his upcoming grand jury appearances."

OR, it means that he's selling crack to the addicts at the recovery center. Grade A government-quality pharmaceutical crack.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at April 06, 2022 02:32 PM (qpX6U)

27 3 Called the others in the thread below. Now, back to lurking!
Posted by: gdgm+ at April 06, 2022 02:28 PM (k6jXd)

Thanks! That's how I knew this was happening.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 02:32 PM (CRS/E)

28 French Davidian looks over this compound and fantasizes what he could do with it.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 06, 2022 02:32 PM (TNyrE)

29 I see that hunter is going to use the old "I'm checked into rehab" defense ploy to try and mitigate any criminal charges that may be forthcoming against him.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 06, 2022 02:32 PM (bVYXr)

30 If he does get clean, what is he going to snort off a hooker's ass then?

Posted by: Thrawn at April 06, 2022 02:32 PM (Rl7KJ)

31 You know, this pisses me off. If you live a decent life, work hard, obey the law, pay your taxes, support your wife and family, you get shit.

You're a junkie, totally corrupt, perverted, porking all and sundry, bailing out on your bastard kid(s), and you end up in Malibu, living the life of Riley. WTF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 02:33 PM (YqDXo)

32 Hey, I can be delusional with the best of them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2022 02:31 PM (rV1pr)

Until the pizza starts talking to you you're still an amateur delusionist.

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2022 02:33 PM (1Yy3c)

33
CANNOT YOU LET THAT POOR MAN
TURN HIS LIFE AROUND IN PEACE?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2022 02:33 PM (pNxlR)

34 13 What are the odds that Hunter actually wants to go into rehab? Zero? Maybe not even that high?

Correct. He is being forced into rehab. He's not being "protected" by the SS - he's being handled. He ain't going nowhere, not for a little while. Not without handlers.

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 06, 2022 02:33 PM (j9HX3)

35 Malibu? Wasn't it Hawaii?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2022 02:33 PM (4I/2K)

36 Wouldn't it be better to have rehab centers located in places with miserable weather year-round, to help support the concept of "your life sucks and you need to get your shit together NOW"?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 06, 2022 02:33 PM (llON8)

37 Don't drink.
Goto meetings.
Pray.

That'll be $25,000 a night.
Thanks.

Posted by: DaveA at April 06, 2022 02:33 PM (FhXTo)

38 Odds of actually getting clean at a place like Cliffside Malibu: Zero.

Odds of getting even more high at a place like Cliffside Malibu: High.

Odds of banging whores at a place like Cliffside Malibu: Very high.

Odds of a place like Cliffside Malibu raping your bank account: 100%.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 06, 2022 02:33 PM (iFTx/)

39 Business is good. That place got a lot bigger.

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2022 02:34 PM (1vynn)

40 Hunter Biden didn't kill himself.

(too soon?)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 06, 2022 02:34 PM (D8mow)

41 I'm opening a place for celebrities to go and DO DRUGS.

Isn't that illegal?

What are you, a cop?

Russell, Malibu Pharmacist

Posted by: Archer at April 06, 2022 02:34 PM (gmo/4)

42 Pharisee French: "This just shows Hunter has turned his life to Jesus, Drumpf-tards!"

Posted by: Thrawn at April 06, 2022 02:34 PM (Rl7KJ)

43 22 A lot of people would go to rehab if it was in Malibu with Secret Service protection.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at April 06, 2022 02:32 PM (sX1BW)
_____________

"Agent Smith, how about getting me a pizza? With extra toppings, OK?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 02:34 PM (YqDXo)

44 Hunter should take on another talent like being a rapper.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 02:34 PM (fWTJL)

45 > I recalled that this same neighborhood in Malibu had a famous celebrity drug rehab place called Promises. Ben Affleck went there a bunch.

This is why I hate when people argue we shouldn't jail anyone for drug related charges. They say we should pay for rehab instead. Rehab mostly doesn't work. It mostly doesn't work even if you're there voluntarily. The chances it'll work if you're there by court order are infinitesimally small.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 06, 2022 02:34 PM (eyxn4)

46 I wonder what the long term recovery rate of this place would be.
It seems to me publicly acknowledging he's a garbage human being might be helpful if Hunter actually wants to clean up.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 06, 2022 02:34 PM (eGTCV)

47 If he does get clean, what is he going to snort off a hooker's ass then?

Posted by: Thrawn at April 06, 2022 02:32 PM (Rl7KJ)

sushi?

Posted by: BignJames at April 06, 2022 02:34 PM (AwYPR)

48 Could the people advertising this "beautiful luxury compound" learn to spell? "Scenic views of Malibu and ocean breezes bring calmness and wellness to YOU path to recovery" not.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 02:35 PM (CRS/E)

49
I read that gauzy ad's statement as "Peregrine Recovery".

What have raptors to do with this horseshoe?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2022 02:35 PM (pNxlR)

50 42 Pharisee French: "This just shows Hunter has turned his life to Jesus, Drumpf-tards!"
Posted by: Thrawn at April 06, 2022 02:34 PM (Rl7KJ)

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French is comparing Hunter to himself? Isn't that some kind of blasphemy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

51 "Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2022 02:35 PM (T8gyh)

52 Suspended driver's license. Can't get busted for DWS if you're walking to rehab. Same reason you see a bunch of old dudes bicycling to and from the VA treatment center near here.

Posted by: PabloD at April 06, 2022 02:35 PM (DZDNj)

53 Oh looky! A phone number!

[Dials, drums fingers... hums a ditty, absently checks nails...]

"Oh, hey there!"

"Do you have Hunter Biden in a can?"

...

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 06, 2022 02:35 PM (MkuC5)

54 >>> 29 I see that hunter is going to use the old "I'm checked into rehab" defense ploy to try and mitigate any criminal charges that may be forthcoming against him.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 06, 2022 02:32 PM (bVYXr)

Hunter: I am choosing to live my life as a gay man.

Joe: I love my dead gay son!

Hunter: ...

Hunter: ...

Hunter: Um... dad?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 06, 2022 02:35 PM (llON8)

55
horseshit. 'Eff off, Autocucumber

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2022 02:36 PM (pNxlR)

56 42 Pharisee French: "This just shows Hunter has turned his life to Jesus, Drumpf-tards!"
Posted by: Thrawn at April 06, 2022 02:34 PM (Rl7KJ)

Jesus brings him his meth. Hides it in his landscaping tools.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 06, 2022 02:36 PM (II3Gr)

57 Reimagine recovery

Posted by: Janet yelling at April 06, 2022 02:36 PM (63Dwl)

58 Hunter could combine AA, NA, and SA and get 36 steps done in 12.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 06, 2022 02:36 PM (EughT)

59 23 He moved closer to his suppliers of:

Coke, Heroin, Meth, MJ, Crack, Speed, Downers, Uppers, 8-Balls, LSD, Mushrooms, poisonous toad venom, underage starlets

Hollyweird runs on all of those
Posted by: Scott_T

And get it all in 'Rehab'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 06, 2022 02:36 PM (D8mow)

60 "Rehab mostly doesn't work."

It's a giant racket.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at April 06, 2022 02:36 PM (qpX6U)

61 "Scenic views of Malibu and ocean breezes bring calmness and wellness to YOU path to recovery" not.

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What's the point of being in a nice place like that if you can't drink?

I guess if you are there, you are still drinking and drugging. Just completing the court mandated rehab stint. Then you graduate to Oprah.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at April 06, 2022 02:36 PM (sX1BW)

62 Odds of banging whores at a place like Cliffside Malibu: Very high.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 06, 2022 02:33 PM (iFTx/)

*Gets himself addicted to painkillers just to check in*

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2022 02:36 PM (1Yy3c)

63 36 Wouldn't it be better to have rehab centers located in places with miserable weather year-round, to help support the concept of "your life sucks and you need to get your shit together NOW"?
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Take them into the mountains and force them to hike and eat freeze dried food. And tell them the bears will eat them if they get lost.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 02:36 PM (fWTJL)

64 ocated in places with miserable weather year-round,

Miles of corn field so you can't walk out to a liquor store.

Posted by: DaveA at April 06, 2022 02:36 PM (FhXTo)

65 Wouldn't it be better to have rehab centers located in places with miserable weather year-round

They want your business. They want your repeat business. They want your friends' business. The last thing they want to do is cure you.

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2022 02:37 PM (1vynn)

66 If he does get clean, what is he going to snort off a hooker's ass then?

Posted by: Thrawn

Artisanal carpet parmesan cheese -- he discovered it!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2022 02:37 PM (pNxlR)

67 "your life sucks and you need to get your shit together NOW"?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 06, 2022 02:33 PM (llON

Thing is, his life doesn't suck. He can do, literally, anything he wants and not suffer the repercussions of any of his choices. Legal or no, right or wrong, with or without dignity.

So. Why is he in rehab? To make him a sympathetic character and a victim is my guess.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2022 02:37 PM (rV1pr)

68 Miles of corn field so you can't walk out to a liquor store.

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Sour-mash it is.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at April 06, 2022 02:37 PM (sX1BW)

69 Hey, I can be delusional with the best of them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2022 02:31 PM (rV1pr)

Until the pizza starts talking to you you're still an amateur delusionist.
Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2022 02:33 PM (1Yy3c)

Wait until you have insightful conversations with a talking fish. Or the comely dental student next door.

Posted by: Tony Soprano at April 06, 2022 02:37 PM (4I/2K)

70 Billionaire Crack-Addict and Sex-Pervert Holes Up In Malibu Rehab Joint, Probably Smoking Crack and Porking Under-Age Candy Stripers.

If only his name was Trump. Then we'd hear shrieking like the Nazgul chasing tasty Hobbitses.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 06, 2022 02:37 PM (wIt6Q)

71 Or, it means that Hunter is trying to get clean for his upcoming grand jury appearances.
++++
Maybe, but only maybe. I can think of two other major possibilities:
1. Coincidence.
2. Dating opportunities. Hunter Biden is exactly the sort to trawl the rehab clinic for chicks, take them home, and help them fall off the wagon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 02:37 PM (DU+/6)

72 51 "Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2022 02:35 PM (T8gyh)

OWW! Fuckin fascist!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 06, 2022 02:37 PM (II3Gr)

73 >>> 63 36 Wouldn't it be better to have rehab centers located in places with miserable weather year-round, to help support the concept of "your life sucks and you need to get your shit together NOW"?
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Take them into the mountains and force them to hike and eat freeze dried food. And tell them the bears will eat them if they get lost.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 02:36 PM (fWTJL)

That's not all the bears will do.

Don't tell Shep! about that part.

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at April 06, 2022 02:38 PM (llON8)

74 What are the odds Joe is secretly hoping Hunter dies.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 06, 2022 02:38 PM (eGTCV)

75 Instead of trying to keep it a secret, they should make it a reality show:
Hunter Goes to Rehab

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 06, 2022 02:38 PM (EGSGm)

76 "Do you have Hunter Biden in a can?"

...

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 06, 2022 02:35 PM (MkuC5)

Hunter can't come to the phone right now. He's in the can.

Posted by: Archer at April 06, 2022 02:38 PM (gmo/4)

77 Called the others in the thread below. Now, back to lurking!
Posted by: gdgm+

Quit lurking and start posting!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2022 02:38 PM (sqwQV)

78 If he does get clean, what is he going to snort off a hooker's ass then?
Posted by: Thrawn at April 06, 2022 02:32 PM (Rl7KJ)
++++
MSG

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 02:38 PM (DU+/6)

79 "Rehab mostly doesn't work."

It's a giant racket.
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Just another form of grifting. I'm noticing a pattern.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot at April 06, 2022 02:39 PM (dbdgv)

80 63 36 Wouldn't it be better to have rehab centers located in places with miserable weather year-round, to help support the concept of "your life sucks and you need to get your shit together NOW"?
----------------
Take them into the mountains and force them to hike and eat freeze dried food. And tell them the bears will eat them if they get lost.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 02:36 PM (fWTJL)
____________

Put them in the ghetto. I call it "reality therapy."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 02:39 PM (YqDXo)

81 36 Wouldn't it be better to have rehab centers located in places with miserable weather year-round, to help support the concept of "your life sucks and you need to get your shit together NOW"?
----------------
Take them into the mountains and force them to hike and eat freeze dried food. And tell them the bears will eat them if they get lost.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 02:36 PM (fWTJL)

Step off. We're working this corner.

Posted by: Outward Bound at April 06, 2022 02:39 PM (4I/2K)

82 Posted by: DaveA at April 06, 2022 02:33 PM (FhXTo)

I don't think "Promises Malibu" is big on prayer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2022 02:39 PM (GezNK)

83 74 What are the odds Joe is secretly hoping Hunter dies.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 06, 2022 02:38 PM (eGTCV)

There. He said it.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 06, 2022 02:39 PM (MkuC5)

84
** ring! ring! **

"Hello?"

"Yes, please connect me to Mr. Burisma, please."

"One moment ..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2022 02:39 PM (pNxlR)

85 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

86 I wonder what the long term recovery rate of this place would be.
It seems to me publicly acknowledging he's a garbage human being might be helpful if Hunter actually wants to clean up.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 06, 2022 02:34 PM

Why should he clean up? He has literally never had to be sober a single day in his life because daddy keeps bailing him out. Heck his daddy got him a cushy Reserve commission in the US Navy as a public affairs officer and he managed to blow that up in less than 6 months and got kicked out for cocaine use.

He has constantly fvcked up his life only to have daddy (or the Secret Service) come and rescue him. He is never going to get sober.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 06, 2022 02:39 PM (bVYXr)

87 >>> 67
.....
Thing is, his life doesn't suck. He can do, literally, anything he wants and not suffer the repercussions of any of his choices. Legal or no, right or wrong, with or without dignity.

So. Why is he in rehab? To make him a sympathetic character and a victim is my guess.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2022 02:37 PM (rV1pr)

True, and most likely.

I can still hope he's being set up though... for a while...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 06, 2022 02:40 PM (llON8)

88 Promises Malibu is gone?

Excuse me. Promises were made, gifts exchanged. You can't just close up like that. Our attorneys will be in touch!

Posted by: Lawyers in Rehab at April 06, 2022 02:40 PM (txdEq)

89 Peachy Keenan: Why Has Hunter Biden Rented a House in Malibu Directly Across the Street from a Rehab Clinic?

It's a great place to score drugs and easy broads.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

90 And could the people advertising this "beautiful luxury compound" learn to punctuate? "Your recovery is an undeniably personal experience, shouldn't your addiction recovery environment be as well?" not.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 02:40 PM (CRS/E)

91 I think that the Dems just shoved Hunter there so that when he relapses they can quietly get him treatment without anyone seeing. They need him out of the spotlight while Biden is in office.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 06, 2022 02:40 PM (wmDcS)

92 2. Dating opportunities. Hunter Biden is exactly the sort to trawl the rehab clinic for chicks, take them home, and help them fall off the wagon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 02:37 PM (DU+/6)

Worked for us! - Jay and Silent Bob trawling for sluts outside planned parenthood.

Posted by: Archer at April 06, 2022 02:40 PM (gmo/4)

93 Thing is, his life doesn't suck. He can do, literally, anything he wants and not suffer the repercussions of any of his choices. Legal or no, right or wrong, with or without dignity.

So. Why is he in rehab? To make him a sympathetic character and a victim is my guess.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2022 02:37 PM (rV1pr)

He is indeed living the life. Going to rehab is totally a PR/image management/crisis management move for celebrities and the like, and if he is actually in rehab it's for those purposes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 06, 2022 02:40 PM (II3Gr)

94 They want your business. They want your repeat business. They want your friends' business. The last thing they want to do is cure you.
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2022 02:37 PM (1vynn)
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Now do the social workers trying to "help" the "homeless." And thereby do themselves out of a job.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 02:40 PM (YqDXo)

95 What are the odds this place has yoga on the hillside?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 06, 2022 02:40 PM (eGTCV)

96 If he does get clean, what is he going to snort off a hooker's ass then?

Posted by: Thrawn at April 06, 2022 02:32 PM (Rl7KJ)

sushi?
Posted by: BignJames

Hey, let's snort sushi and not pay

Posted by: Miklos, blaming Society at April 06, 2022 02:41 PM (QzkSJ)

97 I mean, I'm okay with Hunter trying to clean up his act -- again -- by going to rehab but I question the value of these celeb places, and that doesn't somehow make the stuff he did go away.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 02:41 PM (KZzsI)

98 I can think of two other major possibilities:
1. Coincidence.
2. Dating opportunities. Hunter Biden is exactly the sort to trawl the rehab clinic for chicks, take them home, and help them fall off the wagon.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 02:37 PM (DU+/6)

Yeah, the wedding and funeral thing got played out. Rehab Crashing is King!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 06, 2022 02:41 PM (4I/2K)

99 When does Hunter get to host SNL?

Posted by: mr tmz at April 06, 2022 02:41 PM (rJ48h)

100 I think it was Robert Downey Jr said rehab didn't work, Going to jail did.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 06, 2022 02:41 PM (Vxu+H)

101 Worked for us! - Jay and Silent Bob trawling for sluts outside planned parenthood.

Posted by: Archer at April 06, 2022 02:40 PM (gmo/4)
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And the VD clinic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 02:41 PM (YqDXo)

102 Put them in the ghetto. I call it "reality therapy."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 02:39 PM

What was that Mel Brooks movie where he went to live as a homeless guy on a bet?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 06, 2022 02:42 PM (bVYXr)

103 How far is the local computer repair shop?

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 02:42 PM (S2xl9)

104 And could the people advertising this "beautiful luxury compound" learn to punctuate? "Your recovery is an undeniably personal experience, shouldn't your addiction recovery environment be as well?" not.
Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 02:40 PM (CRS/E)
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Punctuation is a tool of the patriarchy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2022 02:42 PM (T8gyh)

105
So. Why is he in rehab? To make him a sympathetic character and a victim is my guess.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2022 02:37 PM (rV1pr)

Bingo

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2022 02:42 PM (J8ILO)

106 Sammich time...turkey. ham, hard salami, pepper jack cheese, romaine lettuce, mayo, oatmeal bread...don't hate me.

Posted by: BignJames at April 06, 2022 02:42 PM (AwYPR)

107 2. Dating opportunities. Hunter Biden is exactly the sort to trawl the rehab clinic for chicks, take them home, and help them fall off the wagon.

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At least Charlie Sheen was talented.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at April 06, 2022 02:42 PM (sX1BW)

108 Now do the social workers trying to "help" the "homeless." And thereby do themselves out of a job.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 02:40 PM (YqDXo)

Same with every activist group. The feminists got everything on their wish lists, so they have to make up more shit to continue their grift. Race groups, same thing. Now they're having to fabricate more causes, like fatphobia and transgender kids.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 06, 2022 02:42 PM (II3Gr)

109 He's turning his life around.

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 02:42 PM (S2xl9)

110 Cocaine's a hell of a drug

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 06, 2022 02:42 PM (a/cEo)

111 The Malibu rehab facility certainly looks like they have no interest at all in these people getting better. It's basically a resort for losers choking on their own money.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 06, 2022 02:42 PM (sI15f)

112 What was that Mel Brooks movie where he went to live as a homeless guy on a bet?
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Life Sucks. IIRC

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot at April 06, 2022 02:43 PM (dbdgv)

113 Hmmm.
So, there are sealed court filings that say "Hunter can't come to court today cause he's in rehab" aren't there?

They don't have him in rehab to clean him up, they have him there to hide him away

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2022 02:43 PM (vZ5WW)

114 What are the odds Joe is secretly hoping Hunter dies.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops

What are the odds Joe is thinking at all?

Posted by: Infidel at April 06, 2022 02:43 PM (AhBAQ)

115 Jill! The meatloaf!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Rehab Crasher at April 06, 2022 02:43 PM (4I/2K)

116 I'm tired of unending sex, drugs, and the ridiculous cash I get offered just because of my bloodline.

Can you help me?

HA! Just fuckin' with you. Bring me another hooker.

Posted by: Hunter at April 06, 2022 02:43 PM (1vynn)

117 Peachey Carnehan > Peachy Keenan

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 06, 2022 02:43 PM (906pl)

118 What was that Mel Brooks movie where he went to live as a homeless guy on a bet?
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 06, 2022 02:42 PM (bVYXr)
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Not a very good one.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2022 02:43 PM (T8gyh)

119 He's turning his life around.
Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 02:42 PM (S2xl9)
++++
Well he's a moral cul-de-sac, so I guess that makes sense.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 02:43 PM (DU+/6)

120 63 36 Wouldn't it be better to have rehab centers located in places with miserable weather year-round, to help support the concept of "your life sucks and you need to get your shit together NOW"?
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Take them into the mountains and force them to hike and eat freeze dried food. And tell them the bears will eat them if they get lost.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 02:36 PM (fWTJL)

Outward Bound, back in the day.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 02:43 PM (CRS/E)

121 Funny. One "very private residential drug rehab" closes down, and a new one appears a few hundred yards away. Anyone else smell a scam? And if this place is "residential", why does Hunter need to live nearby?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2022 02:44 PM (P3gRi)

122 So. Why is he in rehab? To make him a sympathetic character and a victim is my guess.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2022 02:37 PM (rV1pr)

Yep, when and if he finally get's busted, he can say, look I went to rehab, I'm all better now !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2022 02:44 PM (M+Lyo)

123 Drug rehab is a scam and costs a ton of money.

Hunter should get out and open a couple when he gets out.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 06, 2022 02:44 PM (923e1)

124 What was that Mel Brooks movie where he went to live as a homeless guy on a bet?

Live Stinks. Not his best movie but it had moments

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 02:44 PM (KZzsI)

125 Anthony Weiner went to rehab, IIRC.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 06, 2022 02:44 PM (II3Gr)

126 95 What are the odds this place has yoga on the hillside?
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If so, you know they are steaming their vaginas.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 02:44 PM (fWTJL)

127 Is there a rehab centre dedicated to breaking an addiction to grifting?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 06, 2022 02:44 PM (eGTCV)

128 Fucking boned, we are.

Posted by: Yoda at April 06, 2022 02:44 PM (K/ea9)

129 This seems fitting......

https://youtu.be/84yy6rGF7GU

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

130 Well he's a moral cul-de-sac, so I guess that makes sense.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 02:43 PM (DU+/6)

More like a sac-de-cul

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 06, 2022 02:45 PM (II3Gr)

131 Nuthin' better than a group home for battling sex addiction.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 06, 2022 02:45 PM (1vynn)

132 Drug rehab is a scam and costs a ton of money.

Hunter should get out and open a couple when he gets out.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Painting for therapy and profit!

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at April 06, 2022 02:45 PM (QzkSJ)

133 After rehab he'll still be able to act as our negotiator with Ukraine and China right?

Because we need someone looking out for the American People! He has the experience and the people skills.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2022 02:45 PM (DcKNO)

134 I'm sure Josh Brolin has a special class there on sunning your nether regions safely

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 02:45 PM (KZzsI)

135 "Rehab mostly doesn't work."

It's a giant racket.
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Just another form of grifting. I'm noticing a pattern.
Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot at April 06, 2022

***
A number of the people I knew in my early days in AA had been in rehab, though not such a fancy place as Promises or Cliffside by any means. Usually it was a rehab center in the suburbs near the big suburban hospital. For some people it "took," for others it didn't. Which was true of AA as well -- but in contrast, that was free.

People getting off Rx pills and the like, as I understand it, do need medical intervention getting clean. With some combos of Rxs, you can die if you go cold turkey. I dunno; I came into AA through the front door. In any case you have to want it and work at it. Neither of which sounds like Hunter's speed.

Posted by: Lawyers in Rehab at April 06, 2022 02:45 PM (txdEq)

136 What are the odds this place has yoga on the hillside?
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Do they have blueberry yoga? I love that stuff.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2022 02:45 PM (T8gyh)

137 >>> Pharisee French: "This just shows Hunter has turned his life to Jesus, Drumpf-tards!"
Posted by: Thrawn

lol

actually just a very amused smile but there's no acronym for that.

a friend used to say "that's a smile."

Posted by: ace at April 06, 2022 02:45 PM (0G13K)

138 Outward Bound, back in the day.
---------------
Outward bound costs money. The Marine Corps will pay you for this shit.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 02:46 PM (fWTJL)

139 More like a sac-de-cul
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw

Ou-la-la, Monsieur l'Avocat!

Posted by: Le Mikleuse at April 06, 2022 02:46 PM (QzkSJ)

140 Is there a rehab centre dedicated to breaking an addiction to grifting?

May we offer you a tropical setting?

Posted by: Guantanamo Bay at April 06, 2022 02:46 PM (1vynn)

141 People getting off Rx pills and the like, as I understand it, do need medical intervention getting clean. With some combos of Rxs, you can die if you go cold turkey. I dunno; I came into AA through the front door. In any case you have to want it and work at it. Neither of which sounds like Hunter's speed.
Posted by: Lawyers in Rehab at April 06, 2022 02:45 PM (txdEq)

Cold turkey withdrawal from alcohol can kill you too, I believe.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 06, 2022 02:46 PM (II3Gr)

142 Or, it means that Hunter is trying to get clean for his upcoming grand jury appearances.

And we're paying for it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa

Through the nose. It's simply irrestible!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at April 06, 2022 02:46 PM (vcOmj)

143 Drug rehab is a scam and costs a ton of money.

I have known them to work on people in the past, but I doubt the celebrity ones are nearly as harsh and effective. The "everyone sits around and tells you the awful things you did to them while you have to sit and not respond" part of the therapy especially.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 02:46 PM (KZzsI)

144 142 Through the nose. It's simply irrestible!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at April 06, 2022 02:46 PM (vcOmj)

=======

Inconceivable!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

145 You're going to every fucking session and you're going to keep your mouth shut.

Now if you need anything, anything at all, Pauley with Secret Service is going to be next door.

You understand what I'm saying to you?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2022 02:47 PM (KaCzC)

146 138 And give you the 50 lb rucksack AND an M4 just to make it fun.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 06, 2022 02:47 PM (MkuC5)

147 This just shows that Hunter has never really gotten over the death of his beloved brother, Beau.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

148 >>>139 More like a sac-de-cul
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw

Ou-la-la, Monsieur l'Avocat!

hah

Posted by: ace at April 06, 2022 02:47 PM (0G13K)

149 Funny. One "very private residential drug rehab" closes down, and a new one appears a few hundred yards away. Anyone else smell a scam? And if this place is "residential", why does Hunter need to live nearby?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2022 02:44 PM (P3gRi)
++++
Yup. If it's residential, the proximity of his rented house is meaningless. Unless it is all one huge and terribly expensive ploy to *mask* his time at rehab. He's not there, he's at the house across the street. The Secret Service isn't there to make he stays put in rehab, they're there to handle his primary residence. In this version of reality, Hunter's house is empty (though perhaps he plans to occupy it after discharge) and the Secret Service house is servicing the rehab clinic, not the house next door.

This seems like an absurdity, but burning enough money to rent a Malibu estate just to cover up the First Crackhead being in rehab is the sort of thing our insane government would do. I doubt it, but I concede that it's not the most insane thing I've heard recently.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 02:47 PM (DU+/6)

150 Meanwhile, Brandon is distributing taxpayer funded crack pipes, while junkies shit on the sidewalks and shiv unsuspecting taxpayers saddled with dem homelessness, filth, and crime.

Let them smoke crack; It's the modern day let them eat cake.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 06, 2022 02:47 PM (SH2Zi)

151 Hopefully Hunter remembered to bring his laptop.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 02:47 PM (fWTJL)

152 The Bush girls go out for a bit of drinking - vilified.

Hunter - coke, meth, hookers, graft, sloth, payoffs, selling influence - crickets.

Tis a mystery it is.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2022 02:47 PM (F6McX)

153 What are the odds Joe is secretly hoping Hunter dies.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops
*
What are the odds Joe is thinking at all?
Posted by: Infidel at April 06, 2022

***
What are the odds F. Joe remembers who Hunter is?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2022 02:47 PM (txdEq)

154 Is the media respecting the family's privacy?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 06, 2022 02:48 PM (eGTCV)

155
Didja see that circular tower in the middle of the SS's digs? What kind of armament do you think they've installed in that? You know, to fend off rabid wildlife.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2022 02:48 PM (pNxlR)

156 Imagine the Holocaust of hysteria and vile hatred if a Trump kid even got a parking ticket.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2022 02:48 PM (kMjfk)

157 Hunter is in Malibu to join the art community to help the progression of his new vocation as an artist. I can't believe you guys think that explanation is not exactly true.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 06, 2022 02:48 PM (oMmSx)

158 104 And could the people advertising this "beautiful luxury compound" learn to punctuate? "Your recovery is an undeniably personal experience, shouldn't your addiction recovery environment be as well?" not.
Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 02:40 PM (CRS/E)
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Punctuation is a tool of the patriarchy.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2022 02:42 PM (T8gyh)

Punctuation is; a tool--of, the! patriarchy.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 02:49 PM (CRS/E)

159 Anthony Weiner went to rehab, IIRC.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

And for all we know, no more dick pics in his text messages.
See, it works!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at April 06, 2022 02:49 PM (vcOmj)

160 Now do the social workers trying to "help" the "homeless." And thereby do themselves out of a job.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 02:40 PM (YqDXo)

Same with every activist group. The feminists got everything on their wish lists, so they have to make up more shit to continue their grift. Race groups, same thing. Now they're having to fabricate more causes, like fatphobia and transgender kids.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 06, 2022 02:42 PM (II3Gr)
___________

Yep. The worst was MADD. They keep trying to lower the legal limit, when in fact the drunk driving problem arises from people who are totally blitzed, at several times the original legal limit.

But they can't hardly say, "Fuggit. We accomplished what we wanted. Now we should just dissolve the movement."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 02:50 PM (YqDXo)

161 Can you imagine the shitstorm if Don Jr was in rehab? The press would have fapped themselves to death.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2022 02:50 PM (rV1pr)

162 142 Through the nose. It's simply irrestible!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at April 06, 2022 02:46 PM (vcOmj)

"I had a better idea."

- Zombie Robert Palmer

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 06, 2022 02:50 PM (906pl)

163 The Bush girls go out for a bit of drinking - vilified.

Hunter - coke, meth, hookers, graft, sloth, payoffs, selling influence - crickets.

Tis a mystery it is.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2022 02:47 PM (F6McX)
++++
Don't forget the incest. And abandoning his illegitimate child. Hunter's a real charmer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 02:50 PM (DU+/6)

164 Cold turkey withdrawal from alcohol can kill you too, I believe.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 06, 2022

***
I guess if you're inebriated to the point that withdrawal gives you delirium tremens. Like Jack Lemmon's Joe Clay in Days of Wine and Roses.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2022 02:50 PM (txdEq)

165 That's some sweet digs for the SS agents. If that was me I'd be calling over some high cost escorts for some party time. Anything bad happens just blame it on Hunter.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 06, 2022 02:50 PM (QRdjz)

166 Punctuation is; a tool--of, the! patriarchy.
Posted by: m

Wite-Out is OK though

Posted by: Miklos, assuming at April 06, 2022 02:50 PM (QzkSJ)

167 Imagine the Holocaust of hysteria and vile hatred if a Trump kid even got a parking ticket.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2022 02:48 PM (kMjfk)

I thought America lost all moral standing after the Bush twins were busted for having some cocktails when they were a few years from turning 21.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 06, 2022 02:50 PM (oMmSx)

168 121 Funny. One "very private residential drug rehab" closes down, and a new one appears a few hundred yards away. Anyone else smell a scam? And if this place is "residential", why does Hunter need to live nearby?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2022 02:44 PM (P3gRi)

They're all over the place out there in those hills.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 02:50 PM (CRS/E)

169 God that was amazing when Biden did his little planned scripted "win" setup that was supposed to go out to all the networks sobbing on the back of his dead son "Beau" during the debate, and Trump interrupted him and said, "Which son? Hunter?!"

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 02:51 PM (S2xl9)

170 Horrifying corrupt scumbag AG Garland is 'Rona Positive.

Sad.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 06, 2022 02:51 PM (wIt6Q)

171 The rehab people are probably coaching Hunter on the right things to say to support his upcoming claims he was too stoned to know what he was doing or typing. He'll say he has always planned to write a novel about a corrupt political family being blackmailed be a foreign country to do it's bidding in DC, and the stuff he typed and emailed about a "Big Guy" and other suspicious stuff were all done during drug-induced hallucinations channeling his planned novel's plot.

Leading to Judge Emmett Sullivan granting a defense motion to dismiss the charges, the day after they are filed.

Posted by: Gref at April 06, 2022 02:51 PM (AMIL/)

172 156 Imagine the Holocaust of hysteria and vile hatred if a Trump kid even got a parking ticket.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2022 02:48 PM (kMjfk)
______________

Or the howling that would shake the rafters of Heaven if he had an overdue library book.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 02:51 PM (YqDXo)

173 I guess if you're inebriated to the point that withdrawal gives you delirium tremens. Like Jack Lemmon's Joe Clay in Days of Wine and Roses.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2022 02:50 PM (txdEq)

Yeah, you have to be a pretty hard core alcoholic.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 06, 2022 02:51 PM (II3Gr)

174 But they can't hardly say, "Fuggit. We accomplished what we wanted. Now we should just dissolve the movement."

Yeah every successful movement reaches a crisis, a crossroads. Do we quit now that we've succeeded, or do we create new things to yell about and keep that sweet graft going and maintain those feelings of virtue and superiority?

Few choose the first option.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 02:51 PM (KZzsI)

175 With some combos of Rxs, you can die if you go cold turkey

DT's kills just plain drunks.

Posted by: DaveA at April 06, 2022 02:51 PM (FhXTo)

176 This seems like an absurdity, but burning enough money to rent a Malibu estate just to cover up the First Crackhead being in rehab is the sort of thing our insane government would do. I doubt it, but I concede that it's not the most insane thing I've heard recently.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 02:47 PM (DU+/6)

The house next door keeps his wife and kid close, and the rehab folks get paid to basically keep him on some sort of long-term support after he leaves. So he "graduates," moves across the street, and goes to regular therapy/meetings/etc. without drawing attention.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 06, 2022 02:51 PM (wmDcS)

177 Ken made me a promise. It was worthless. I hate this place and want to run away.

Posted by: Malibu Barbie at April 06, 2022 02:51 PM (DU+/6)

178 Ah yes. The Flaming Skull of Crackhead is back.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

179 LOL I love it - every Hunter story, no matter how minor, gets The Skull

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 02:52 PM (S2xl9)

180 Two things you'll never see -

Someone who used to be crazy

Someone that used to be addicted to cocaine

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 06, 2022 02:52 PM (X+veg)

181 95 What are the odds this place has yoga on the hillside?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 06, 2022 02:40 PM (eGTCV)

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Hoping for a rare SoCal spring storm and subsequent mudslide.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 06, 2022 02:52 PM (TNyrE)

182 I thought drug use was a wonderful thing that we should even subsidize. Why even have rehab clinics?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2022 02:52 PM (dNqv+)

183 Through the nose. It's simply irrestible!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at April 06, 2022 02:46 PM (vcOmj)

She's so fine, there's no telling where the money went.

Posted by: Zombie Robert Palmer at April 06, 2022 02:52 PM (4I/2K)

184 Why did the chicken cross the road?

To snort coke with Hunter.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk

To avoid being raped by Hunter.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 06, 2022 02:52 PM (wIt6Q)

185 Horrifying corrupt scumbag AG Garland is 'Rona Positive.

Sad.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 06, 2022 02:51 PM (wIt6Q)

May he become a CDC statistic, then.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

186 Those are all residences in what is certainly residential zoning. How are they able to operate not one, but TWO rehab clinics there? That's got to be considered commercial and thus requires commercial zoning. Or in an era of AirBNB, does nobody give a shit about zoning any more?

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 06, 2022 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

187 Nuthin' better than a group home for battling sex addiction.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner

"So, do you like Chinese?"

-- Sam Malone

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2022 02:53 PM (F6McX)

188 That's some sweet digs for the SS agents. If that was me I'd be calling over some high cost escorts for some party time. Anything bad happens just blame it on Hunter.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

I wonder if the SS mission is not so much to "protect" Hunter, but to keep him confined and under control.
He's a loose cannon, and if un-attended, could bring down much mischief and hilarity on the head of Meat Puppet Joe.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at April 06, 2022 02:53 PM (vcOmj)

189 Didja see that circular tower in the middle of the SS's digs? What kind of armament do you think they've installed in that? You know, to fend off rabid wildlife.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
___

According to the DM, Linda Lavin ("Alice") designed it.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 06, 2022 02:53 PM (nzgeU)

190 170 Horrifying corrupt scumbag AG Garland is 'Rona Positive.

Sad.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 06, 2022 02:51 PM (wIt6Q)
____________

Some diseases have no standards at all. Covid should go into rehab with Hunter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 02:53 PM (YqDXo)

191 >>>Yup. If it's residential, the proximity of his rented house is meaningless. Unless it is all one huge and terribly expensive ploy to *mask* his time at rehab.

that's what i would guess, supposedly he quit drugs? He wrote a book about it, saying he was now clean.

plus the drug addict is now facing federal charges -- wouldn't want that in the news.

Posted by: ace at April 06, 2022 02:53 PM (0G13K)

192 138 Outward Bound, back in the day.
---------------
Outward bound costs money. The Marine Corps will pay you for this shit.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 02:46 PM (fWTJL)

Outward Bound costs money? I thought people got sent to it in lieu of jailtime.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 02:53 PM (CRS/E)

193 Punctuation is; a tool--of, the! patriarchy.
Posted by: m

So that's how Shatner does it. Just imagines random punctuation!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 06, 2022 02:53 PM (Vxu+H)

194
"Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

LOL!

Say, just where is Jackie Treehorn's place, anyway?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2022 02:53 PM (pNxlR)

195 I wonder if the SS mission is not so much to "protect" Hunter, but to keep him confined and under control.
He's a loose cannon, and if un-attended, could bring down much mischief and hilarity on the head of Meat Puppet Joe.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative
___

This is much more likely.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (nzgeU)

196 I think it's time for the guardians of our President to be told they are no longer babysitters and LE fixers.

And begin to take some grand jury testimony.

There should be no reason for a body guard to be protected from having to testify. If they do then the next step isn't to get a fixer in but to begin impeachment.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (PrJJl)

197 Another story the leftwing propaganda media just missed.

You know that koan physicists like to ask, "If a tree falls in a forest, but nobody hears it, does it make a sound?"

Well, if it's not tweeted, nothing happened.

Posted by: Your Mainstream Media Journalists at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (a3Q+t)

198 Say, just where is Jackie Treehorn's place, anyway?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2022 02:53 PM (pNxlR)

He treats objects like women, man!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (II3Gr)

199 Just imagine if they shipped Hunter off to one of those drug rehab places that has horse riding therapy?

Posted by: Beartooth at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (+3ARs)

200 Here's a guess based on nothing:

Maybe Hunter is sincerely trying to get his shit together, and that SS detail is there to make sure none of that shit gets on The Big Guy?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (6FeV1)

201 Aren't secretive rehab centres a staple of horror/mystery/thrillers?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (eGTCV)

202 Ken made me a promise. It was worthless. I hate this place and want to run away.
Posted by: Malibu Barbie at April 06, 2022

***
Call my office. We'll track him down, never fear.

Posted by: Frank Cannon at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (txdEq)

203 Those are all residences in what is certainly residential zoning. How are they able to operate not one, but TWO rehab clinics there? That's got to be considered commercial and thus requires commercial zoning. Or in an era of AirBNB, does nobody give a shit about zoning any more?
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 06, 2022 02:53 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Something tells me that when your business is servicing extremely rich people, most of whom are power players or related to power players, zoning issues sort of go away.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (DU+/6)

204 To be a Secret Service agent assigned to Hunter.

In Malibu.

At a swanky house.

With a banging per diem.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (BFigT)

205 And for all we know, no more dick pics in his text messages.
See, it works!

In my defense, I was addicted to rehab.

Posted by: Anthony Wiener at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (9Fwwf)

206 I thought drug use was a wonderful thing that we should even subsidize. Why even have rehab clinics?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2022 02:52 PM (dNqv+)

Reality is for those who can't handle drugs.

Posted by: '70s Blacklight Poster from Spencer Gifts at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (4I/2K)

207 151 Hopefully Hunter remembered to bring his laptop.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 02:47 PM (fWTJL)

LOL

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (CRS/E)

208 Yay, Ellipses!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (Ez6QX)

209 170 Horrifying corrupt scumbag AG Garland is 'Rona Positive.

Sad.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 06, 2022 02:51 PM (wIt6Q)

Thank God he's been vaccinated and 3 times boosted...sarc/

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (J8ILO)

210 I wonder if the SS mission is not so much to "protect" Hunter, but to keep him confined and under control.

--------------

I'm sure there are a few SS agents that need to be kept quiet too. So its a good gig for all involved. Except the American taxpayer.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at April 06, 2022 02:55 PM (sX1BW)

211 Not that this is part of our damage control template or anything....The Dems

Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 06, 2022 02:55 PM (mIJ9W)

212 Are you sure the rehab is for Hunter and not the Secret Service guys?

I mean, it's not like drugs and hookers are new to the Secret Service...

Posted by: Azathoth at April 06, 2022 02:55 PM (wb1YC)

213 Just imagine if they shipped Hunter off to one of those drug rehab places that has horse riding therapy?
Posted by: Beartooth at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (+3ARs)

Then where do they send the horses for *their* therapy?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 06, 2022 02:55 PM (6FeV1)

214 Call my office. We'll track him down, never fear.
Posted by: Frank Cannon at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (txdEq)
++++
Back off, brother.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 02:55 PM (DU+/6)

215 182 I thought drug use was a wonderful thing that we should even subsidize. Why even have rehab clinics?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2022 02:52 PM (dNqv+)
___________

What exactly did F. Joe Biden think crack pipes were going to be used for?

Also, whose idea was it to distribute those crack pipes? Hunter, anything you'd like to tell us?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 02:55 PM (YqDXo)

216 i added some comments to the post and my replies

Posted by: ace at April 06, 2022 02:56 PM (0G13K)

217 Has his wife and her two "escorts" joined him there?

Posted by: Javems at April 06, 2022 02:56 PM (AmoqO)

218 🎶 They tried to make me go to Rehab
But I said no, no, no 🎶

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 06, 2022 02:56 PM (44ww/)

219 If he is trying to dry out that's a improvement

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2022 02:56 PM (2JoB8)

220 166 Punctuation is; a tool--of, the! patriarchy.
Posted by: m

Wite-Out is OK though
Posted by: Miklos, assuming at April 06, 2022 02:50 PM (QzkSJ)

RACIST!

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 02:56 PM (CRS/E)

221 Aren't SS agents NAZIs?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 02:56 PM (fWTJL)

222 Hunter misses Beau because they used to run train on Jill while Joe was riding the train to work.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

223 203 Those are all residences in what is certainly residential zoning. How are they able to operate not one, but TWO rehab clinics there? That's got to be considered commercial and thus requires commercial zoning. Or in an era of AirBNB, does nobody give a shit about zoning any more?
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 06, 2022 02:53 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Something tells me that when your business is servicing extremely rich people, most of whom are power players or related to power players, zoning issues sort of go away.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (DU+/6)
_____________________________

DAMN THAT WHITE PRIVILEGE AGAIN

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 06, 2022 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

224 Welcome Horses!

Posted by: Catherine the Great Recovery, Inc at April 06, 2022 02:56 PM (K/ea9)

225 Not on topic but I see a lot of Conservatives won yesterday in School board elections and State Senate seats....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2022 02:57 PM (J8ILO)

226 Say, just where is Jackie Treehorn's place, anyway?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2022 02:53 PM (pNxlR)
-------
Dunno, but he treats objects like women, man.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2022 02:57 PM (T8gyh)

227 Another story the leftwing propaganda media just missed.

Whoops!

Whoopsie!

Posted by: Ace at 02:26 PM

----------

Like the scandal being covered with a giant MyPillow involving the Clintons: see "Hillary's Hypersonic Missile Gap" story at the Daily Caller.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 06, 2022 02:57 PM (+/jxY)

228 Why Has Hunter Biden Rented a House in Malibu Directly Across the Street from a Rehab Clinic?

Because the cheap bastards at Burisma are only paying me $83,000 a month and I've got to watch my pennies.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 06, 2022 02:57 PM (9Fwwf)

229 Has anyone noticed if Hunter's sister is living with him? Maybe the rehab place is a giving a two for one special.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 06, 2022 02:57 PM (oMmSx)

230 Through the nose. It's simply irrestible!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at April 06, 2022
*
She's so fine, there's no telling where the money went.
Posted by: Zombie Robert Palmer at April 06, 2022

***
Your doctor is calling to give you the news -- you've got a bad case of loving her. (Not the doctor, that blonde you were boinking)

Posted by: Frank Cannon at April 06, 2022 02:57 PM (txdEq)

231 Hunter misses Beau because they used to run train on Jill while Joe was riding the train to work.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

Eww.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 02:57 PM (Ez6QX)

232 Aren't SS agents NAZIs?
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 02:56 PM (fWTJL)

I meant Secret Service, then immediately facepalmed after hitting "Post".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 06, 2022 02:57 PM (6FeV1)

233 Maybe the place just has that really good natural lighting an aspiring artist who is Turning His Life Around (TM) needs.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 06, 2022 02:57 PM (mZOHK)

234 Outward Bound costs money? I thought people got sent to it in lieu of jailtime.
Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 02:53 PM (CRS/E)
_____________

Jailtime is featured by Inward Bound.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 02:58 PM (YqDXo)

235 Call my office. We'll track him down, never fear.
Posted by: Frank Cannon at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (txdEq)
++++
This reminds me of the parody ad for the "Cannon Nutrition System:"
https://youtu.be/WogFLPnwJio

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 02:58 PM (DU+/6)

236 Who is he renting the house from and who rented it before him? Is that like celebrity rehab crash pad?

Posted by: Francis John Barron at April 06, 2022 02:58 PM (t3/qz)

237
Eww.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 02:57 PM (Ez6QX)

These are the things that enter my severely damaged head.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

238 Also, why is his wife vacationing without him? Yet another thing out press is strangely incurious about.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 06, 2022 02:58 PM (AD3JT)

239 DAMN THAT WHITE PRIVILEGE AGAIN
Posted by: Elric Blade

Is there nothing it can't do?

White Privilege. Mo' bettah than that.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at April 06, 2022 02:58 PM (vcOmj)

240 Call my office. We'll track him down, never fear.
Posted by: Frank Cannon at April 06, 2022
++++
Back off, brother.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022

***
I've got seniority over both of you.

Posted by: Barnaby Jones at April 06, 2022 02:59 PM (txdEq)

241 Is Hunter still affiliated with Beau's wife?

Posted by: mr tmz at April 06, 2022 02:59 PM (rJ48h)

242 214 Call my office. We'll track him down, never fear.
Posted by: Frank Cannon at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (txdEq)
++++
Back off, brother.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
--------
I've got Farah Fawcett as a nextdoor neighbor, losers.

Posted by: Harry O at April 06, 2022 02:59 PM (fWTJL)

243 Do Secret Service agents need rehab too? Is that why they are assigned to this detail?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 06, 2022 02:59 PM (u82oZ)

244 This bikini blonde has never been happier that she *doesn't* live in Malibu:
https://is.gd/QYBCse

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 02:59 PM (DU+/6)

245 188 That's some sweet digs for the SS agents. If that was me I'd be calling over some high cost escorts for some party time. Anything bad happens just blame it on Hunter.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

I wonder if the SS mission is not so much to "protect" Hunter, but to keep him confined and under control.
He's a loose cannon, and if un-attended, could bring down much mischief and hilarity on the head of Meat Puppet Joe.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at April 06, 2022 02:53 PM (vcOmj)

THIS^ What is the size of the SS protection detail for Stumblin' Joe's daughter, Ashley? What is the housing or hotel accommodation for Ashley's SS detail? If Ashley's protection arrangements are significantly less than Hunter's, why?

Posted by: Gref at April 06, 2022 02:59 PM (AMIL/)

246 219 If he is trying to dry out that's a ~~improvement~~ miracle
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2022 02:56 PM (2JoB

_____________

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 03:00 PM (YqDXo)

247 We need to get Will Smith to slap some common sense into Hunter.

Posted by: Harry O at April 06, 2022 03:00 PM (fWTJL)

248 Just imagine if they shipped Hunter off to one of those drug rehab places that has horse riding therapy?
Posted by: Beartooth at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (+3ARs)

Then where do they send the horses for *their* therapy?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 06, 2022 02:55 PM

There is a place here in Texas that does that. Horse therapy place just off US 82 heading into Gainesville Texas. Not sure what they do there for the horses but they have a bang up bill board on the highway.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 06, 2022 03:00 PM (bVYXr)

249 So that's how Shatner does it. Just imagines random punctuation!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 06, 2022 02:53 PM

TJM fantasizes about directing Shatner.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 03:00 PM (a3Q+t)

250 With digs like that the SS is probably getting the high end "escorts".

Posted by: Beartooth at April 06, 2022 03:00 PM (+3ARs)

251 " Capitol Hill fox bites California Rep. Ami Bera"

not a pet

Posted by: DaveA at April 06, 2022 03:00 PM (FhXTo)

252 243 Do Secret Service agents need rehab too? Is that why they are assigned to this detail?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 06, 2022 02:59 PM (u82oZ)

Tough work.... I wonder if Bidens other granddaughter gets SS protection ? I would bet you she doesn't

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2022 03:00 PM (J8ILO)

253 Barnaby Jones is just a buddy of Jed Clampett.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 06, 2022 03:00 PM (K/ea9)

254 Do SS agents get to pick their Biden detail?

Option A: Guard senile confused old man who swims in the nude and be yelled at by Jill.

Option B: Guard passed-out drunk in Malibu.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at April 06, 2022 03:01 PM (sX1BW)

255 Call my office. We'll track him down, never fear.
Posted by: Frank Cannon at April 06, 2022
++++
Back off, brother.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022

***
I've got seniority over both of you.
Posted by: Barnaby Jones at April 06, 2022 02:59 PM (txdEq)

Fat, ugly, and old geezerhood is no way to run this guy down. I'll take the case for the usual $200/day plus expenses.

Posted by: Jim Rockford at April 06, 2022 03:01 PM (4I/2K)

256 Capitol Hill fox bites California Rep. Ami Bera"

not a pet
Posted by: DaveA

Did the fox die?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2022 03:01 PM (F6McX)

257 I didn't know adult children had that kind of secret service protection.

When does it stop? How many does each "child" get?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2022 03:01 PM (DcKNO)

258 Sigh. I just got an E-Mail from a guy who's email signature contains a line that proclaims "I Am An Ally" in rainbow colors.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 03:01 PM (DU+/6)

259 Off sock

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 03:01 PM (fWTJL)

260 Who owns the two rental houses (Hunter's and the SS) ? Are they owned or associated with the rehab center? Maybe they're available for short term rentals for high-end clients of the rehab place, so rich clients don't have to actually stay in the rehab clinic. Instead, they get whatever passes for treatment at their rental "home".

Posted by: a.moron at April 06, 2022 03:02 PM (tu3iY)

261 I remember the promises commercials.

"I was an addict, and now I am not" see it works!

Posted by: Francis John Barron at April 06, 2022 03:02 PM (t3/qz)

262 I would be pleased if Hunter cleaned up his act and got sober and honest and even found the Lord. But I don't think he is interested in any of that.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 06, 2022 03:02 PM (QSjkU)

263 247 We need to get ~~Will Smith~~ Mike Tyson to slap some common sense into Hunter.
Posted by: Harry O at April 06, 2022 03:00 PM (fWTJL)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

264 The ones I know that work out here are run by Oxford House. They have houses for folks to live in, while in the program. They are run by ex-addicts. People have to have a job and follow the rules or they get fined. People here try to get into drug court, so they can get into programs like this. The only reformed meth addict I know went through their program.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 06, 2022 03:02 PM (5HBd1)

265 Sigh. I just got an E-Mail from a guy who's email signature contains a line that proclaims "I Am An Ally" in rainbow colors.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 03:01 PM (DU+/6)

Short for "Allison"?

How stunning and brave.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 06, 2022 03:02 PM (6FeV1)

266 Is Hunter still affiliated with Beau's wife?
Posted by: mr tmz

***
He impregnated a stripper and got married to some other trick since then.

BTW, Joe "Mr. Decency" Biden still has not acknowledged the son Hunter had with the stripper, as if it is the baby's fault his dad is a crackhead and his mom is (was) a stripper.

Posted by: Venus at April 06, 2022 03:02 PM (YVBLw)

267
If he is trying to dry out that's a improvement
Posted by: Skip

The guy was enrolled in the Navy Reserve and failed a drug test within a year of having gotten into the outfit.

Giving something the "old Hunter try" is nothing less than a joke.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2022 03:02 PM (pNxlR)

268 Capitol Hill fox bites California Rep. Ami Bera

I hope it was rabid

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2022 03:02 PM (J8ILO)

269 Stupid socks. That is why I don't wear them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2022 03:03 PM (t3/qz)

270 find this all too coincidental to be coincidental.
---------

My brain hurts.

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 03:03 PM (OoWHD)

271 Fat, ugly, and old geezerhood is no way to run this guy down. I'll take the case for the usual $200/day plus expenses.
Posted by: Jim Rockford at April 06, 2022 03:01 PM (4I/2K)
++++
Which is money poorly spent. Listen, I can take bullets like they're nothing, I can get knocked out and it doesn't matter, I have excellent hair and I fly a helicopter - which I learned how to do during combat duty in Korea. Do you want this Rockford character, or do you want a real man?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 03:03 PM (DU+/6)

272 Does nobody actually LIVE in that area? Four residential properties each worth millions easily and maybe tens of millions. Two are or were rehab clinics. Two are being rented for Crackhead and his security detail. Nobody is actually living there, though.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 06, 2022 03:03 PM (iFTx/)

273 Like I give a fat fuck about Hunter Biden and his foibles.

His life, his ruination of it, spare me the triviality.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 06, 2022 03:03 PM (KATBx)

274 258 Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

How is that even possible? Doesn't everyone know your browser history?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 06, 2022 03:03 PM (u82oZ)

275 Sigh. I just got an E-Mail from a guy who's email signature contains a line that proclaims "I Am An Ally" in rainbow colors.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 03:01 PM (DU+/6)

Change your signature to state "I Am A Foe" in red and black letters.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

276 Guess wifey, Melissa Cohen, got her asscheeks - https://is.gd/UKjeiL -, back from Rio de Janero https://is.gd/IPep4i and Brazil https://is.gd/8twtIJ , for a happy family photo op in Malibu https://is.gd/B8HQtp .

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2022 03:03 PM (Vswpx)

277 BTW, Joe "Mr. Decency" Biden still has not acknowledged the son Hunter had with the stripper, as if it is the baby's fault his dad is a crackhead and his mom is (was) a stripper.
Posted by: Venus at April 06, 2022 03:02 PM (YVBLw)

It's a Girl.. Navy Jean I believe

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2022 03:03 PM (J8ILO)

278 Morons. Mattress Back has medical emergency and resigns.

Brandon picks Hunter to be VEEP. And Brandon resigns.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2022 03:03 PM (M6mf7)

279 Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 02:54 PM (Ez6QX)

Hi Jordan sweetie

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 03:03 PM (OoWHD)

280 Option A: Guard senile confused old man who swims in the nude and be yelled at by Jill.

Option B: Guard passed-out drunk in Malibu.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at April 06, 2022 03:01 PM (sX1BW)
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Option C: Take what you get and thank whatever god you pray to that you didn't get the Hillary detail.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2022 03:04 PM (oXNqT)

281 The website https://www.thefix.com/living-sober (currently down for maintenance) has had periods of going too woke, but is a generally good lead on getting clean and lists scads of ads of these places.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:04 PM (CRS/E)

282 I didn't know adult children had that kind of secret service protection.

Well, when you are that compromised....

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2022 03:04 PM (sqwQV)

283 Call my office. We'll track him down, never fear.
Posted by: Frank Cannon at April 06, 2022
++++
Back off, brother.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
--------
I've got Farah Fawcett as a nextdoor neighbor, losers.
Posted by: Harry O at April 06, 2022

***
There y'go.

Posted by: Marshal McCloud at April 06, 2022 03:04 PM (txdEq)

284 The guy was enrolled in the Navy Reserve and failed a drug test within a year of having gotten into the outfit.

Popped hot on a piss test his very first drill.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 06, 2022 03:04 PM (wmDcS)

285 249 TJM fantasizes about directing Shatner.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 03:00 PM (a3Q+t)

=========

I have a script that has a part that would fit one of the geezer teaser actors pretty well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

286 268 Capitol Hill fox bites California Rep. Ami Bera

I hope it was rabid
------------
Most likely a coyote what with open borders.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 03:05 PM (fWTJL)

287 Morons. Mattress Back has medical emergency and resigns.

Brandon picks Hunter to be VEEP. And Brandon resigns.
Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2022 03:03 PM (M6mf7)
++++
I'd rather have a real king. If we're to be a monarchy, the House of Biden is an unacceptable choice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 03:05 PM (DU+/6)

288 Maybe Hunter moved there to hit on Hollywood skanks going to rehab.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 06, 2022 03:05 PM (qH6FZ)

289 Ken made me a promise. It was worthless. I hate this place and want to run away.

"I'll be by in a RC Corvette in just a few moments, baby"
--GI Joe

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 03:05 PM (KZzsI)

290 Off topic but very significant:
Jan 6th defendent found not guilty of all charges because police allowed him to enter the Capitol. Trevor McFadden judge for the bench trial.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 06, 2022 03:05 PM (Y+l9t)

291 222 Hunter misses Beau because they used to run train on Jill while Joe was riding the train to work.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

Is this why Joe's obsessed with "trains"? Yikes!

Posted by: Thrawn at April 06, 2022 03:05 PM (Rl7KJ)

292 Does nobody actually LIVE in that area? Four residential properties each worth millions easily and maybe tens of millions. Two are or were rehab clinics. Two are being rented for Crackhead and his security detail. Nobody is actually living there, though.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 06, 2022 03:03 PM (iFTx/)

It wouldn't surprise me if these "rehab centers" were a tax shelter of some sort by property owners.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 06, 2022 03:05 PM (wmDcS)

293 Luxury Rehabs Malibu

https://luxuryrehabs.com/malibu/

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:06 PM (CRS/E)

294 I only care about the Biden gentry goings on because it is the Royalty rubbing our noses in their privilege. Unmerited privilege.

Posted by: kraken at April 06, 2022 03:06 PM (Vr12I)

295 Question: if you were going to be building a treatment center for mentally disturbed people (which many addicts often are), would you pick "Cliffside" as a good place to put it?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at April 06, 2022 03:06 PM (hHM+S)

296 Which is money poorly spent. Listen, I can take bullets like they're nothing, I can get knocked out and it doesn't matter, I have excellent hair and I fly a helicopter - which I learned how to do during combat duty in Korea. Do you want this Rockford character, or do you want a real man?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 03:03 PM (DU+/6)

That's just the multiple concussions talking.

Posted by: Jim Rockford at April 06, 2022 03:06 PM (4I/2K)

297 >>> Hunter Biden is living across the street from a super fancy, top-secret drug rehab facility.

You couldn't make me go there.

Posted by: Amy Winehouse at April 06, 2022 03:06 PM (UnQlg)

298 >>>Yup. If it's residential, the proximity of his rented house is meaningless. Unless it is all one huge and terribly expensive ploy to *mask* his time at rehab.
==================
My bet too, since his wife and child are right across the street. Very convenient for hiding from paparazzi, should any actually be curious. Also, for those times when he needs to meet with his attorneys, he can do it at the house instead of a rehab clinic.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 06, 2022 03:06 PM (izFTT)

299 Sigh. I just got an E-Mail from a guy who's email signature contains a line that proclaims "I Am An Ally" in rainbow colors.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 03:01 PM (DU+/6)

Reply: "No, you are a member of the Alphabet Axis."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2022 03:06 PM (P3gRi)

300 Isn't Promise also a brand of margarine? And isn't margarine really bad for you? I'm adding this to my yarn wall.

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 03:07 PM (4gbNJ)

301 It's a Girl.. Navy Jean I believe
Posted by: It's me donna

***

Thanks. I thought it was a boy.

Same indecency from the Bidens towards her, tho.

Posted by: Venus at April 06, 2022 03:07 PM (YVBLw)

302 276 Guess wifey, Melissa Cohen,
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2022 03:03 PM (Vswpx)

Melissa has a body by Frigidaire appears to be a card-carrying member of the IBTC.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2022 03:07 PM (oXNqT)

303 Guess wifey, Melissa Cohen, got her asscheeks - https://is.gd/UKjeiL -, back from Rio de Janero https://is.gd/IPep4i and Brazil https://is.gd/8twtIJ , for a happy family photo op in Malibu https://is.gd/B8HQtp .
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2022 03:03 PM (Vswpx)
++++
Our ruling class sucks so very, very much. Also, his wife has a tattoo of Hebrew characters. That's a *very* poor look.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 03:07 PM (DU+/6)

304 #266
At least being a stripper is an honest living.
Being a crack head isn't.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2022 03:07 PM (M6mf7)

305 Guess wifey, Melissa Cohen, got her asscheeks - https://is.gd/UKjeiL -, back from Rio de Janero https://is.gd/IPep4i and Brazil https://is.gd/8twtIJ , for a happy family photo op in Malibu https://is.gd/B8HQtp .
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2022 03:03 PM (Vswpx)

She looks hideous.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

306 Same indecency from the Bidens towards her, tho.
Posted by: Venus at April 06, 2022 03:07 PM (YVBLw)

Absolutely

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2022 03:07 PM (J8ILO)

307 Deplorable Jay that's funny, but trying and doing are two distinct things

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2022 03:07 PM (2JoB8)

308 How whorish do you have to be to have a relationship with Hunter Biden? Uffffffff.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2022 03:08 PM (DcKNO)

309 It wouldn't surprise me if these "rehab centers" were a tax shelter of some sort by property owners.
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Its California. Any shelter in a storm is a good thing.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 03:08 PM (fWTJL)

310 256 Capitol Hill fox bites California Rep. Ami Bera"

not a pet
Posted by: DaveA

Did the fox die?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2022 03:01 PM (F6McX)

They euthanized it. Really.
nitter.net/beyondreasdoubt

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:08 PM (CRS/E)

311
Cohen traveled to Rio de Janeiro last week to attend the Orphaned Starfish Foundation's benefit for the LGBTQ+ community, orphans, indigenous children, and victims of trafficking and abuse.

"Orphaned Starfish", huh?

I KNEW there was anal bleaching somewhere in this sordid story!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2022 03:08 PM (pNxlR)

312 I've got leads on this Ken fella.

Posted by: Dog the Bounty Hunter at April 06, 2022 03:08 PM (4I/2K)

313 266 Is Hunter still affiliated with Beau's wife?
Posted by: mr tmz

***
He impregnated a stripper and got married to some other trick since then.

BTW, Joe "Mr. Decency" Biden still has not acknowledged the son Hunter had with the stripper, as if it is the baby's fault his dad is a crackhead and his mom is (was) a stripper.

Posted by: Venus at April 06, 2022 03:02 PM (YVBLw)

Hey, the Family's "profits" cut can only be split so many ways and still give the Big Guy enough to keep him in ice cream and performance enhancing drugs every year, and Jill enough to buy new hooker clothes every week or so.

Posted by: Gref at April 06, 2022 03:09 PM (AMIL/)

314 Yes, rehab centers are all over everywhere in CA. Little town of Costa Mesa has over 100 "sober" living homes. The CA government and Obamacare allow it because people make filthy money off it. Watch Body Brokers on Amazon--very truthful. They recruit addicts, ACA pays for rehab, a short time later they can do it again, after a stint in a home where they get readdicted. Untold bucks. Just google Rehab Riviera.

I wish people paid more attention to this racket. It's destroying CA and the country.

Posted by: pj at April 06, 2022 03:09 PM (G1dq6)

315 Guess wifey, Melissa Cohen, got her asscheeks

"Shes a MAN, baby"
--Austin Powers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 03:09 PM (KZzsI)

316 264 The ones I know that work out here are run by Oxford House. They have houses for folks to live in, while in the program. They are run by ex-addicts. People have to have a job and follow the rules or they get fined. People here try to get into drug court, so they can get into programs like this. The only reformed meth addict I know went through their program.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 06, 2022 03:02 PM (5HBd1)

Sincere congratulations to that person.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:09 PM (CRS/E)

317 At this point, the DNC is trying to OD him and make it look self inflicted.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 06, 2022 03:09 PM (MYvE8)

318 How whorish do you have to be to have a relationship with Hunter Biden? Uffffffff.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2022

***
As always, power, or even just proximity to it, is an aphrodisiac.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2022 03:10 PM (txdEq)

319 I KNEW there was anal bleaching somewhere in this sordid story!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2022 03:08 PM (pNxlR)
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The elusive albino fartclam

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2022 03:10 PM (oXNqT)

320 Guess wifey, Melissa Cohen, got her asscheeks

"Shes a MAN, baby"
--Austin Powers
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 03:09 PM (KZzsI)

And she's getting pile driven by her two "friends" there.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

321

Whore, Hunter, Field -- of fire.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2022 03:10 PM (s2VJv)

322 Everyone rents expensive no lavish housing next to residential rehab centers. Come on man!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 06, 2022 03:10 PM (0OmEj)

323 #292
Property is appreciating a thousand dollars a day or more in California.

That's all tax free until sold.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2022 03:10 PM (M6mf7)

324 317 At this point, the DNC is trying to OD him and make it look self inflicted.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 06, 2022 03:09 PM (MYvE

Whatever happens, it is axiomatic that TRUMP will be blamed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2022 03:10 PM (s2VJv)

325 Today I learned that Hunter's wife is definitely cucking him. You can be sure the NT crowd will be even louder now when they defend him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 03:11 PM (DU+/6)

326
Dealing to the folks in "rehab"?
Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at April 06, 2022 02:29 PM (OUMaO)

DING DING DING DING

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2022 03:11 PM (n+4am)

327 Clean and sober is a relative state. Temporality. I believe if a bath salt zombie is not currently eating a neighbor's face right off the skull, said zombie is clean and sober.*

* I don't have any relevant degrees. But I've watched a lot of movies involving time travel and am convinced everything I have written is necessary corollary to the curvature of space-time.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2022 03:11 PM (ppBhU)

328 255 Call my office. We'll track him down, never fear.
Posted by: Frank Cannon at April 06, 2022

Back off, brother.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022

I've got seniority over both of you.
Posted by: Barnaby Jones at April 06, 2022 02:59 PM (txdEq)

Fat, ugly, and old geezerhood is no way to run this guy down. I'll take the case for the usual $200/day plus expenses.
Posted by: Jim Rockford at April 06, 2022 03:01 PM (4I/2K)

Heh.Call Highway Patrol.

Posted by: Broderick Crwaford. at April 06, 2022 03:11 PM (AmoqO)

329 303
Our ruling class sucks so very, very much. Also, his wife has a tattoo of Hebrew characters. That's a *very* poor look.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 03:07 PM (DU+/6)

Our Royalty seems uncommonly degenerate. But there is a blurring of the lines, with bleed throughs of Media, Hollywood, Corporate and Political Reprobates.

Posted by: kraken at April 06, 2022 03:11 PM (Vr12I)

330 Guess wifey, Melissa Cohen, got her asscheeks

"Shes a MAN, baby"
--Austin Powers
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 03:09 PM (KZzsI)

And she's getting pile driven by her two "friends" there.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

Fill up dat cul-de-sac!

Posted by: Beach Friends at April 06, 2022 03:11 PM (4I/2K)

331 Cohen traveled to Rio de Janeiro last week to attend the Orphaned Starfish Foundation's benefit for the LGBTQ+ community, orphans, indigenous children, and victims of trafficking and abuse.

--------

This sounds ridiculous.

I don't even get wtf they're trying to "raise money" for.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2022 03:12 PM (DcKNO)

332 Hunter is getting clean for the sake of the presidential grandbaby! Come on man!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 06, 2022 03:12 PM (0OmEj)

333 325 Today I learned that Hunter's wife is definitely cucking him. You can be sure the NT crowd will be even louder now when they defend him.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 03:11 PM (DU+/6)
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Yeah zero chance those two dudes didn't spitroast her.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2022 03:12 PM (oXNqT)

334 Hunter is definitely a despicable waste of skin but all that doesn't matter as much as the corruption, money, and kickbacks tied to Joey fingers. You can sort of give a pass to an adult child of the president being a scuzzbucket. I mean, yeah, it does say something about the man as a father than his kid turned out to be so horrible, but each of us are guilty of our own sins.

But the illegal stuff tied straight to the man himself? That's another story.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 03:12 PM (KZzsI)

335

Hunter becomes the next Beau. Papa Joe will weep and be swept in to re-election on the sympathy vote.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2022 03:12 PM (s2VJv)

336 Our Royalty seems uncommonly degenerate. But there is a blurring of the lines, with bleed throughs of Media, Hollywood, Corporate and Political Reprobates.
Posted by: kraken at April 06, 2022 03:11 PM (Vr12I)
++++
Yup. It's all part of the Complex, and every facet of the Complex is degenerate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 03:12 PM (DU+/6)

337 330
Fill up dat cul-de-sac!
Posted by: Beach Friends at April 06, 2022 03:11 PM (4I/2K)

Culo de ball sack . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2022 03:13 PM (s2VJv)

338 I have not had much experience with crack, but my experience with running crack whores says you would want to wait until after the grand jury to get sober

Posted by: Y5 at April 06, 2022 03:13 PM (TyXok)

339 Again, this is who the left wanted us to believe Eric and Don Jr. were. If any of Trump's kids rented a place within 100 miles of a rehab facility, it's all they would talk about.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 06, 2022 03:13 PM (KbCG3)

340 Whatever happens, it is axiomatic that TRUMP will be blamed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2022 03:10 PM (s2VJv)
============
and then prosecuted!

Posted by: Liz Cheney, still a GOP Caucus Member at April 06, 2022 03:13 PM (izFTT)

341 ok

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2022 03:13 PM (s2VJv)

342 That's all tax free until sold. Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2022 03:10 PM (M6mf7)

Have we got a surprise for you in this year's budget!

Posted by: Liz Warren at April 06, 2022 03:13 PM (BMmaB)

343 OT, but I just saw a work email signed "Harold Ayatollah Vasquez Ruiz."

Harold Ayatollah?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2022 03:13 PM (txdEq)

344 I'd be tempted to believe he moved there because whore houses and crack house are located conveniently near.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 06, 2022 03:14 PM (FVME7)

345 #310
To detect rabies they have to kill the animal.
Else emergency rabies vaccine administered. It doesn't always work.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2022 03:14 PM (M6mf7)

346 344 I'd be tempted to believe he moved there because whore houses and crack house are located conveniently near.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 06, 2022 03:14 PM (FVME7)

Beverly Hills. Swimming pools, movie stars. And rehab facilities.

- - The Scranton Hillbillies

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2022 03:15 PM (s2VJv)

347 And don't polls have a margin of error, or as one might say, a "margarine of error"? And isn't Hunter one big error, really?

Bear with me. I swear I'm getting somewhere here.

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 03:15 PM (yhdTt)

348 If you ever wanted to see Sandra Bernhard in a bikini, go look at the pics of Hunter's wife.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

349 Fill up dat cul-de-sac!
Posted by: Beach Friends at April 06, 2022 03:11 PM (4I/2K)
*
Culo de ball sack . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2022

***
Honor de Ball Sack

Posted by: French Lit Prof, drunk at April 06, 2022 03:15 PM (txdEq)

350 338 I have not had much experience with crack, but my experience with running crack whores says you would want to wait until after the grand jury to get sober

Posted by: Y5 at April 06, 2022 03:13 PM (TyXok)

"My experience with running crack whores"?

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:15 PM (CRS/E)

351 Harold Ayatollah?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2022 03:13 PM (txdEq)

He's the Ayatollah of Rock n' Roll-ah?

Posted by: Thrawn at April 06, 2022 03:15 PM (Rl7KJ)

352 One hilarious thing I saw; in a twitter post about Disney and leftist pedos, some angry leftist posted a Daily Kos bit about terrible Republicans and their sex crimes. 79 Republicans and their sex crimes!

Um... yeah, politicians are scum. Does this somehow make the minimum once a year for a decade Disney arrests for trying to molest kids or CP collections go away? Does this make the scores of arrests just in the last couple years of high profile Democrats for kiddy porn disappear?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 03:15 PM (KZzsI)

353 nitter.net/beyondreasdoubt

Hopefully, the fox had rabbies.

Posted by: Infidel at April 06, 2022 03:15 PM (AhBAQ)

354 In fairness, in the old days, royalty got their power the old fashioned way,

They earned it,

Burdering the other royalty

You get a better quality of royalty that way

Posted by: Y5 at April 06, 2022 03:15 PM (TyXok)

355 If you ever wanted to see Sandra Bernhard in a bikini, go look at the pics of Hunter's wife.

Not today, Satan!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2022 03:15 PM (ppBhU)

356 Also all of this is a distraction from "10% for the Big Guy."

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:16 PM (CRS/E)

357 Why Has Hunter Biden Rented a House in Malibu Directly Across the Street from a Rehab Clinic?

That's what we want to know! You're no good to us, son, if you're clean.

Posted by: China at April 06, 2022 03:16 PM (l0Lgi)

358 45 #310
To detect rabies they have to kill the animal.

------

Why can't we just euthanize the legislator?

Is that wrong? Should we not do that?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2022 03:16 PM (DcKNO)

359 Anyone else remember back in 2017 when Trump took his family to Aspen and the left went nuts over the cost? Or am I the only one?

Posted by: 29Victor at April 06, 2022 03:16 PM (BJKQV)

360 354 Burdering the other royalty

You get a better quality of royalty that way
Posted by: Y5 at April 06, 2022 03:15 PM (TyXok)

=========

Burdering leaves me all chaffed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

361
"My experience with running crack whores"?
Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:15 PM (CRS/E)

Is there a relay race or something?

Or is that a failed Kevin Costner movie......

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

362 There's a whole lot more to Hunters lap top then we've already seen according to the daily Mail.. I believe them

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2022 03:16 PM (J8ILO)

363 Hark, the Harold Ayatollah sings
Bring me a blade to decapitate the kings

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 06, 2022 03:16 PM (FVME7)

364 Harold Ayatollah?

Maybe he's an Ayatollah of Rock-and-roll-a?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at April 06, 2022 03:16 PM (hHM+S)

365 Not today, Satan!
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2022 03:15 PM (ppBhU)

--------

hhahahahah

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2022 03:16 PM (DcKNO)

366 Yes, rehab centers are all over everywhere in CA. Little town of Costa Mesa has over 100 "sober" living homes.
_____________

I was in the ER (don't ask) when a guy kept hitting up the hand sanitizer dispenser. I mean, like a dozen times. WTF? I thought.

Turns out he was drinking the hand sanitizer. The nurses called a social worker to deal with him.

"Where do you live?"
"Sober Living, at X and Y street."
"Oh. OK."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 03:16 PM (YqDXo)

367 If you ever wanted to see Sandra Bernhard in a bikini, go look at the pics of Hunter's wife.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022

***
I glanced. Hunter's wife is not that bad.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2022 03:17 PM (txdEq)

368 Anyone else remember back in 2017 when Trump took his family to Aspen and the left went nuts over the cost? Or am I the only one?
Posted by: 29Victor at April 06, 2022 03:16 PM (BJKQV)
++++
When there's a republican in office, he always golfs too much and costs the taxpayer too much for vacations. When a democrat is in office, these are not stories.

It's predictable and boring.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 03:17 PM (DU+/6)

369 "My experience with running crack whores

I they were tied to some property we got in a lbo

Posted by: Y5 at April 06, 2022 03:17 PM (TyXok)

370 Not tied, so much as chained to the radiators

Posted by: Y5 at April 06, 2022 03:18 PM (TyXok)

371 ***
I glanced. Hunter's wife is not that bad.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2022 03:17 PM (txdEq)

She's hideous.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

372
Samantha Power with meth teeth. Pardon the redundancy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2022 03:18 PM (s2VJv)

373 The pole dancer baby momma is a whole lot better looking than the new "wife."

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2022 03:18 PM (J8ILO)

374 I wouldn't schtupp Hunter's wife with a stolen dick and someone else doing the pushing.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2022 03:18 PM (oXNqT)

375 She seems awfully friendly with those men in RIO.

Yeah, she's a whore.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2022 03:18 PM (DcKNO)

376 She's hideous.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
I disagree. I mean, I never want to be in the same county as her because she's banged Hunter Biden, but she's not some hideous monster. She looks alright.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 03:19 PM (DU+/6)

377 366 I was in the ER (don't ask)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 03:16 PM (YqDXo)

Why were you in the ER?
--Moron, whaddya expect?

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:19 PM (CRS/E)

378 And she's getting pile driven by her two "friends" there.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

Brazilian spit-roast

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 06, 2022 03:19 PM (II3Gr)

379 Here's and interesting thread about a bench trial that occurred today for a Jan 6 defendant named Matthew Martin, who claimed police waved him in to the Capitol:

https://tinyurl.com/Matthew-Martin-Jan-6-Trial

Not guilty on all charges.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 06, 2022 03:19 PM (wIt6Q)

380 Wasn't "The Big Guy" what the employees at WKRP, or at least Frank the salesman, called Mr. Carlson?

Personally I'd rather have Mr. Carlson as president. At least he was kind, and he and his wife loved each other.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2022 03:20 PM (txdEq)

381 Whatever happens, it is axiomatic that TRUMP will be blamed.
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The man that killed Liberty Valance ain't a bad campaign slogan. Look what roughing up Corn Pop did for Joe.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 03:20 PM (fWTJL)

382 #333
Were those friends friends of Jusse or Andrew Gillum.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2022 03:20 PM (M6mf7)

383 Not guilty on all charges.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 06, 2022 03:19 PM (wIt6Q)

Good news for that one

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2022 03:20 PM (J8ILO)

384 377 366 I was in the ER (don't ask)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 03:16 PM (YqDXo)

Why were you in the ER?
--Moron, whaddya expect?

Million to one shot Doc, Million to one - F. Costanza

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at April 06, 2022 03:21 PM (z8q1g)

385 https://tinyurl.com/Matthew-Martin-Jan-6-Trial

Not guilty on all charges.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 06, 2022 03:19 PM (wIt6Q)

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Oh, thank God. I haven't read the article but am smiling at the description.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2022 03:21 PM (DcKNO)

386 ++++
I disagree. I mean, I never want to be in the same county as her because she's banged Hunter Biden, but she's not some hideous monster. She looks alright.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2022 03:19 PM (DU+/6)[]/i]

She's got small, saggy tits and a face that resembles the guy that used to do the "bitter beer face" Keystone commercials.

The only redeeming thing she has is her ass doesn't look like Kathy Griffin's.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

387 At a Brazilian spitroast, you gotta turn the card over to stop getting meat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 06, 2022 03:21 PM (K/ea9)

388 >>>Malibu had a famous celebrity drug rehab place called Promises

Oh, promises, their kind of promises can just destroy a life
Oh, promises, those kind of promises take all the joy from life
Oh, promises, promises, my kind of promises
Can lead to joy and hope and love
Yes, love!!

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:21 PM (CRS/E)

389

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

390 All it took to get him serious about getting clean was seeing a friend dying in the hospital and realizing it could have been himself.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 06, 2022 03:22 PM (5HBd1)

391 Is Sasha and Malia living with him?

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2022 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

392 I glanced. Hunter's wife is not that bad.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

***
I'm with Sponge.
She's hideous.
She's so "squat" -- especially the legs.
And the face {{shiver}}

Posted by: Venus at April 06, 2022 03:22 PM (YVBLw)

393 Jan 6th: the biggest regular American setup in history.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2022 03:22 PM (DcKNO)

394 If you say Biden's wife is hideous then you have nothing to describe Woopie. She ain't hideous. She ain't bad. Woopie is hideous.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 06, 2022 03:22 PM (QSjkU)

395 Never seen Melissa Cohen photo so can't opine on her appearance.

Posted by: kraken at April 06, 2022 03:22 PM (Vr12I)

396 384 377 366 I was in the ER (don't ask)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 03:16 PM (YqDXo)

Why were you in the ER?
--Moron, whaddya expect?

Million to one shot Doc, Million to one - F. Costanza
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at April 06, 2022 03:21 PM (z8q1g)
___________

See, I was climbing up a ladder in the nude, and I fell off onto a zucchini on the floor, and wouldn't ya know it ...

Sorry to disappoint. Suspected heart attack. Turned out to be a false alarm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 03:22 PM (YqDXo)

397 373 The pole dancer baby momma is a whole lot better looking than the new "wife."

wasn't there some other really waif-thin brunette in between there too?

anyway this "wife" is clearly out of central casting. she's doing a gig. I don't begrudge her a beach party with Paolo(s).

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 06, 2022 03:22 PM (j9HX3)

398 I have not had much experience in iternational intrigued or super secret spy things, however, were I running a treacherous bribery ring I would just not mention biden by name or code name.

Posted by: Y5 at April 06, 2022 03:23 PM (TyXok)

399 390 All it took to get him serious about getting clean was seeing a friend dying in the hospital and realizing it could have been himself.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 06, 2022 03:22 PM (5HBd1)

That is very moving.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:23 PM (CRS/E)

400 It would be awesome if the whole thing is a cover and Hunter is actually the president. Or maybe it's not a cover... and Hunter is actually the president.

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 03:23 PM (w/U2k)

401 So the red circle is where the bombardier targets?

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2022 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

402 were I running a treacherous bribery ring I would just not mention biden by name or code name

I think its safe to say that Hunter Biden is not a world leader in judgment or wisdom.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 03:24 PM (KZzsI)

403 Deplorable Jay Guevara, OMG

Posted by: pj at April 06, 2022 03:24 PM (G1dq6)

404 396 Suspected heart attack. Turned out to be a false alarm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 03:22 PM (YqDXo)

Yay!

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:24 PM (CRS/E)

405 Wolfus Aurelius

More to a good time than a taut abdomen. Personality does count mightily. And she is not someone to have pillow talk with.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 06, 2022 03:24 PM (u82oZ)

406 I saw Drug Addict, Child Porn User, Undisclosed Foreign Lobbyist, Tax Cheat, and Scumbag open for Crosby, Stills, Nash, Sharpton, and Young at Belly Up Aspen in 2007.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 06, 2022 03:24 PM (3Bn/J)

407 some angry leftist posted a Daily Kos bit about terrible Republicans and their sex crimes

That's step 2. Leftist argument:
1. It's not true
2. You do it too
3. Trump (Bush, Reagan)
4. RACISM

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 06, 2022 03:25 PM (BMmaB)

408 Deplorable Jay Guevara

Huzzah! We need you for the future.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 06, 2022 03:25 PM (u82oZ)

409 Wasn't "The Big Guy" what the employees at WKRP, or at least Frank the salesman, called Mr. Carlson?

Personally I'd rather have Mr. Carlson as president. At least he was kind, and he and his wife loved each other.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2022 03:20 PM (txdEq)

Well, up until he was the 'friendly' bicycle shop owner on a very special Diff'rent Strokes S5, Ep17.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2022 03:25 PM (4I/2K)

410 She maintains that physique through regular workouts and lots and lots of CRACK.

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 03:25 PM (w/U2k)

411 All it took to get him serious about getting clean was seeing a friend dying in the hospital and realizing it could have been himself.

Bah humbug. Junkies gonna junk.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 06, 2022 03:25 PM (EN7Xe)

412 404 396 Suspected heart attack. Turned out to be a false alarm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 03:22 PM (YqDXo)

-----

Huh, sometimes the good guys do win.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2022 03:25 PM (DcKNO)

413 You think Jumanji is bad?

Swedish Supreme Court judge convicted of shoplifting meatballs

https://bit.ly/3uhvc3k

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 06, 2022 03:25 PM (FVME7)

414 396 Suspected heart attack. Turned out to be a false alarm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 03:22 PM (YqDXo)

Yay!
Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:24 PM (CRS/E)
____________

Thanks. They still don't know what it was, as the results were equivocal. But I'm OK now, and once again running up the hill next to our house.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 03:26 PM (YqDXo)

415 I think its safe to say that Hunter Biden is not a world leader in judgment or wisdom.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Neither is Joe, yet here we are.

Posted by: Infidel at April 06, 2022 03:26 PM (AhBAQ)

416 407 That's step 2. Leftist argument:
1. It's not true
2. You do it too
3. Trump (Bush, Reagan)
4. RACISM
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 06, 2022 03:25 PM (BMmaB)

========

"If everyone does it, it is not a sin."
-Alfred Kinsey

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

417 How do you get to Malibu ?

Take the Pacific Coast Highway until you hit Ben Vereen

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2022 03:26 PM (RHGPo)

418 Oh, promises, their kind of promises can just destroy a life . . .

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022

***
Not being a musical theatre guy, I never knew for years that the play Promises, Promises was the musical version of Wilder's The Apartment. Jerry Orbach, many years before Law and Order, played the Jack Lemmon role. The things you find out when you're not looking to learn anything!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2022 03:26 PM (txdEq)

419 Now I'm no detective, but why exactly would the SS need a luxurious residence to keep tabs on the crack junkie? They couldn't find a less expensive residence close by, or did they figure they would just fleece the taxpayers?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2022 03:26 PM (VWp7G)

420 Rent the house on the other side and put a flaming skull in the front yard.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2022 03:26 PM (t3/qz)

421 Thanks, guys!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 03:26 PM (YqDXo)

422 How do you get to Malibu ?
*
Take the Pacific Coast Highway until you hit Ben Vereen
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2022 03:26

***
Practice, practice, practice?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2022 03:26 PM (txdEq)

423 >> You know, this pisses me off. If you live a decent life, work hard, obey the law, pay your taxes, support your wife and family, you get shit.

You're a junkie, totally corrupt, perverted, porking all and sundry, bailing out on your bastard kid(s), and you end up in Malibu, living the life of Riley. WTF?

There was a pretty good line in Yellowstone last season: "If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at who he gives it to."

Posted by: the dandy at April 06, 2022 03:27 PM (JqGnL)

424 SS should sleep in a van on the street.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2022 03:27 PM (t3/qz)

425 Beverly Hills. Swimming pools, movie stars. And rehab facilities.

- - The Scranton Hillbillies
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2022 03:15 PM (s2VJv)

Ahahaaha, I LOL'd

Posted by: Pony Tail at April 06, 2022 03:27 PM (tzZq2)

426 417 How do you get to Malibu ?

Take the Pacific Coast Highway until you hit Ben Vereen
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2022 03:26 PM (RHGPo)

Pretend your Ken and get directions from Mattel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2022 03:27 PM (s2VJv)

427 why issn't the secret service living in the same house as the child porn addict? There seems to be PLENTY 'O ROOM for all of them

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2022 03:28 PM (Ed8Zd)

428 419 Now I'm no detective, but why exactly would the SS need a luxurious residence to keep tabs on the crack junkie? They couldn't find a less expensive residence close by, or did they figure they would just fleece the taxpayers?
--------------
You really don't understand Government Employees.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 03:28 PM (fWTJL)

429 Oh, promises, their kind of promises can just destroy a life
Oh, promises, those kind of promises take all the joy from life
Oh, promises, promises, my kind of promises
Can lead to joy and hope and love
Yes, love!!
Posted by: m

Yeah, well, Dionne Warwick didn't sing Wet Ass Pussy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 06, 2022 03:28 PM (FVME7)

430 423 You're a junkie, totally corrupt, perverted, porking all and sundry, bailing out on your bastard kid(s), and you end up in Malibu, living the life of Riley. WTF?
Posted by: the dandy at April 06, 2022 03:27 PM (JqGnL)

It's worth noting that a LOT of people who have fit that description are dead from doing it.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:28 PM (CRS/E)

431
Funny if Biden winds up at the Betty Ford Clinic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2022 03:28 PM (s2VJv)

432 Xipe Totec

Woopie.

If she and I were the last two fertile people in the world, and she was super fertile Myrtle, the human race dies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 06, 2022 03:28 PM (u82oZ)

433 If you say Biden's wife is hideous then you have nothing to describe Woopie. She ain't hideous. She ain't bad. Woopie is hideous.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 06, 2022 03:22 PM

***

lol my opinion is as valid as yours.

IN MY OPINION a squat little troll (like Hunter's wife) is hideous and an Orc (like Whoopie) is hideous.

Posted by: Venus at April 06, 2022 03:29 PM (YVBLw)

434 Vereen was walking on Pacific Coast Highway shortly after 2:30 a.m. Tuesday (June 9, 1992) when he was struck by Foster's Chevrolet Suburban. He remained in critical condition Friday at University of California, Los Angeles, Medical Center.

In a recording of the 911 call placed to the California Highway Patrol, a stunned Foster pleaded over his cellular telephone for an ambulance to help Vereen, who was knocked 130 feet after impact.

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2022 03:29 PM (RHGPo)

435 >>> 290 Off topic but very significant:
Jan 6th defendent found not guilty of all charges because police allowed him to enter the Capitol. Trevor McFadden judge for the bench trial.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 06, 2022 03:05 PM (Y+l9t)

What?!

Turn those machines back on!!!

Posted by: Judge Emmett Sullivan at April 06, 2022 03:29 PM (llON8)

436 why issn't the secret service living in the same house as the child porn addict? There seems to be PLENTY 'O ROOM for all of them
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2022 03:28 PM (Ed8Zd)

Find out who owns the property and you'll see whom Joe owes 'favors' to. It's money laundering. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

437 Elon Musk just asked on Zuckerberg's Facebook page if he could buy Facebook.

Some people know how to use fuck you money.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)

438 No yellow !

Posted by: Hunter Bdien at April 06, 2022 03:29 PM (M+Lyo)

439 She's so "squat" -- especially the legs. And the face {{shiver}} Posted by: Venus at April 06, 2022 03:22 PM (YVBLw)

There are a couple of things there she can't do much about, so I tend to be a little more forgiving. I guess she could have had a nose job at some point, but idk how much money she's had in the past, and I think the squatty legs are a result of her just being short. She has little stubby legs because she's a little stubby person. Again, not much you can do about that, so I give her a pass on it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 06, 2022 03:29 PM (BMmaB)

440 431
Funny if Biden winds up at the Betty Ford Clinic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2022 03:28 PM (s2VJv)

=======

He thinks he's Ethel Merman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

441 Hunter becomes the next Beau. Papa Joe will weep and be swept in to re-election on the sympathy vote.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2022 03:12 PM (s2VJv)
........

Sympathy for the Devil

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2022 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

442 Elon Musk just asked on Zuckerberg's Facebook page if he could buy Facebook.

Some people know how to use fuck you money.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)

hahah

Posted by: Hunter Bdien at April 06, 2022 03:29 PM (M+Lyo)

443 m

Put Hunter in a house with no Narcon, and let nature take its course.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 06, 2022 03:29 PM (u82oZ)

444 424 SS should sleep in a van on the street.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2022 03:27 PM (t3/qz)

Old and busted - Ham and Egger
New hotness - Prosciutto di Parma and caviar-er

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2022 03:29 PM (s2VJv)

445 Everybody should know by now Hunter Biden has just been doing research for a screenplay he's writing. Been researching for thirty years and it should be a helluva movie. Harvey Weinstein might make a comeback.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2022 03:30 PM (lz5hY)

446 Karen Carpenter sang Wet Ass Pussy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 06, 2022 03:30 PM (K/ea9)

447 437 Elon Musk just asked on Zuckerberg's Facebook page if he could buy Facebook.

Some people know how to use fuck you money.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)

========

He could buy a million copies of my books, but noooooooo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

448 TBH Carmel-by-the-Sea is nicer than Malibu. Less people. Same money. Climate could use some work. Otherwise very nice. "Old Money."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2022 03:30 PM (BFigT)

449 >>anyway this "wife" is clearly out of central casting. she's doing a gig. I don't begrudge her a beach party with Paolo(s).

IIRC, she's an Instagram travel 'influencer' so she travels and posts selfies about it -- which seems a perfect way to stay apart from Hunter.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2022 03:30 PM (MmndN)

450 Okay, so Hunter is in rehab. Aside from the fact that Hunter has never stayed sober while he was in rehab, he was smoking crack, his current drug use means that while his Daddy Big Guy was President, Hunter was smoking crack and meeting his drug dealers.
So, we have a situation where the US Secret Service is complicit in Hunter Biden scoring drugs, possibly from Russians, and smoking crack.

Posted by: william ferrin at April 06, 2022 03:30 PM (Zz2oY)

451
Find out who owns the property and you'll see whom Joe owes 'favors' to. It's money laundering. Guaranteed.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

------

Good point. I forgot for a moment to ALWAYS follow the money.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2022 03:30 PM (DcKNO)

452 Beverly Hills. Swimming pools, movie stars. And rehab facilities.

- - The Barley Mill Hillbillies

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2022 03:30 PM (RHGPo)

453 440 He thinks he's Ethel Merman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

"Who!"

- - Zombie Ernest Borgnine

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2022 03:30 PM (s2VJv)

454 437 Elon Musk just asked on Zuckerberg's Facebook page if he could buy Facebook.

Some people know how to use fuck you money.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)

Swoon!

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:30 PM (CRS/E)

455 Welp. I guess the left really does coordinate stuff.

Just in time for a California's law that allows mothers to kill their babies up to 7 days after birth, comes -

a new HBO movie about a baby that messing up mom's life and is maybe evil and deadly and is just cute as a button, so it needs to be killed.

Enjoy!

"The Baby"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=480CO5F_TXE&t=47s

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2022 03:31 PM (LV9Tl)

456 453 440 He thinks he's Ethel Merman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

"Who!"
- - Zombie Ernest Borgnine
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2022 03:30 PM (s2VJv)

==========

"It's a tough case. Your brother still thinks he's an accountant."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:31 PM (LvTSG)

457 435 >>> 290 Off topic but very significant:
Jan 6th defendent found not guilty of all charges because police allowed him to enter the Capitol. Trevor McFadden judge for the bench trial.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 06, 2022 03:05 PM (Y+l9t)

What?!

Turn those machines back on!!!
---------------
Imma guessing NANZI has been told to deep six the J6 Narrative. Joe is gone in a week. NANZI is VP.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 03:31 PM (fWTJL)

458 Guess wifey, Melissa Cohen, got her asscheeks - https://is.gd/UKjeiL -, back from Rio de Janero https://is.gd/IPep4i and Brazil https://is.gd/8twtIJ , for a happy family photo op in Malibu https://is.gd/B8HQtp .
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2022 03:03 PM (Vswpx)

She looks hideous.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

Thick ankles.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2022 03:31 PM (4I/2K)

459 437 Elon Musk just asked on Zuckerberg's Facebook page if he could buy Facebook.

is this real?!?!

I guess she could have had a nose job at some point, but idk how much money she's had in the past, and I think the squatty legs are a result of her just being short.

I'm short, and Italian, so I fully appreciate that Ms Cohen didn't have her nose done, and some of us don't have long legs what's it to ya?!?!

anyway good for her not "buying a nose." I thin she seems fun actually not like a zombie like so many. like the one before her that was like, European?!?!

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 06, 2022 03:31 PM (j9HX3)

460 >>Some people know how to use fuck you money.

Musk and Zuck don't like each other -- not the first time Musk has given Zuck grief, lol.

Keep afflicting the Silicon Valley comfortable, Elon!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2022 03:31 PM (MmndN)

461 I thin she seems fun actually

I THINK!! think

d'oh!

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 06, 2022 03:32 PM (j9HX3)

462 You're a junkie, totally corrupt, perverted, porking all and sundry, bailing out on your bastard kid(s), and you end up in Malibu, living the life of Riley. WTF?
Posted by: the dandy at April 06, 2022 03:27 PM (JqGnL) It's worth noting that a LOT of people who have fit that description are dead from doing it. Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:28 PM (CRS/E)

We also need to get away from this "Biden's kid" nonsense. He's a 52 year old man with babies scattered all over the place, kicked out of the Navy for drug use, and never had an honest job in his life.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 06, 2022 03:32 PM (BMmaB)

463 I'm torn between think Narcan is a miracle and a social curse.

Should we let some of the abusers die? From their own choices. Blight on society...

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2022 03:32 PM (DcKNO)

464 >>>You really don't understand Government Employees.
Posted by: Puddinhead

If I'm working a case and it comes time for the end of a shift, I have to fill out forms and beg the supervisor for an hour of overtime, and these dickheads have a swimming pool in Malibu.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2022 03:32 PM (bkUtD)

465 I am still sticking by my theory that Joe Pedo was not confused, he was looking around the room for some tweens to sniff. Just like his son!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 06, 2022 03:32 PM (Gpfnk)

466 454 437 Elon Musk just asked on Zuckerberg's Facebook page if he could buy Facebook.

Some people know how to use fuck you money.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)

Swoon!
---------------
Shit is happening folks. Explains why the markets are scared.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 03:32 PM (fWTJL)

467 455 California's law that allows mothers to kill their babies up to 7 days after birth
Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2022 03:31 PM (LV9Tl)

wut

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:32 PM (CRS/E)

468 Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) has privately killed President Joe Biden's plan to revive his failed Build Back Better agenda

.. so much for Butter Bidens Buttocks

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2022 03:32 PM (RHGPo)

469 > Thing is, his life doesn't suck. He can do, literally, anything he wants and not suffer the repercussions of any of his choices.

Well, right up until the moment when he turns blue on a bathroom floor some moment.

Pro tip: blue is not a race.

> Or it means he is trying to scoop up some of that damaged-goods rehab tail that might float around in such a neighborhood.

Remember whichever Jay and Silent Bob movie it was where they were hanging around outside the abortion clinic, figuring that was a good place to meet sluts?

Same deal.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 06, 2022 03:32 PM (bW8dp)

470 Cohens body is pretty good... Her face.. Not so much

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2022 03:32 PM (J8ILO)

471 430 423 You're a junkie, totally corrupt, perverted, porking all and sundry, bailing out on your bastard kid(s), and you end up in Malibu, living the life of Riley. WTF?
Posted by: the dandy at April 06, 2022 03:27 PM (JqGnL)

It's worth noting that a LOT of people who have fit that description are dead from doing it.
Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:28 PM (CRS/E)

Huh. 104,000 ( reported ) Fentanyl Heroin deaths reported last year. That's just the OD's. Not counting the associated carnage.

Posted by: kraken at April 06, 2022 03:33 PM (Vr12I)

472 Meet the new Beau
Cucked like the old Beau

yeaaaaaaarghghghg

Posted by: Roger Daltrey at April 06, 2022 03:33 PM (h5TKJ)

473 Imma guessing NANZI has been told to deep six the J6 Narrative. Joe is gone in a week. NANZI is VP.

Jeez Puddinhead I'd like to sleep tonite ok?!?!

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 06, 2022 03:33 PM (j9HX3)

474 448 TBH Carmel-by-the-Sea is nicer than Malibu. Less people. Same money. Climate could use some work. Otherwise very nice. "Old Money."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2022 03:30 PM (BFigT)

Mayor Clint Eastwood, at one time.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2022 03:33 PM (s2VJv)

475
If I'm working a case and it comes time for the end of a shift, I have to fill out forms and beg the supervisor for an hour of overtime, and these dickheads have a swimming pool in Malibu.
------------
Wyatt, you work for Philly. That was your first mistake.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 03:33 PM (fWTJL)

476 Beverly Hills. Swimming pools, movie stars. And rehab facilities.

- - The Scranton Hillbillies
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2022 03:15 PM (s2VJv)

Ahahaaha, I LOL'd
Posted by: Pony Tail at April 06, 2022 03:27 PM (tzZq2)

SNL did a parody called The Bel-Arabs during the Iranian Hostage crisis that was hilarious. Funny you can't find it anywhere now...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 06, 2022 03:33 PM (oPGSP)

477 Swedish Supreme Court judge convicted of shoplifting meatballs

In Sweden, meatballs are a natural right.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 06, 2022 03:33 PM (nfrXX)

478 You know, if Elon Musk buys Facebook as well as twitter, and does what I suspect he will do, I might just become a fan.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 06, 2022 03:34 PM (QSjkU)

479 468 Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) has privately killed President Joe Biden's plan to revive his failed Build Back Better agenda

.. so much for Butter Bidens Buttocks
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2022 03:32 PM (RHGPo)

=========

And for taking credit about something that wasn't going to happen anyway, Sinema will receive 20% of the Republican vote in the next general election.

There was also never any doubt that she would vote in KBJ because she's moderate, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:34 PM (LvTSG)

480 472 Meet the new Beau
Cucked like the old Beau

yeaaaaaaarghghghg
Posted by: Roger Daltrey at April 06, 2022 03:33 PM (h5TKJ)

Sound of Howard Dean going back in time to the 2004 South Carolina primary loss rally . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 06, 2022 03:34 PM (s2VJv)

481 How do you get to Malibu ?

Take the Pacific Coast Highway until you hit Ben Vereen
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2022 03:26 PM (RHGPo)

Lol. Very insider joke!

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2022 03:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

482 > I'm torn between think Narcan is a miracle and a social curse.

Narcan is only good for opiates. Doesn't help with crack or meth.

The thing is, your typical opiate user doesn't cause all that many problems (other than stealing or hooking to get the money). It's your crack and meth addicts who suddenly decide that their neighbor is a giant reptile alien from Zeta Reticuli and start shooting innocent bystanders.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 06, 2022 03:35 PM (bW8dp)

483 Gah! Isn't there some HQ style guide rule about posting a warning when it's a Daily Mail link?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 06, 2022 03:35 PM (906pl)

484 Malibu, come for the smog, stay for the meth.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 06, 2022 03:35 PM (Gpfnk)

485 Re: Hunter's wife.

We'll need to see if garrett follows her when she farts to know for sure.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

486 383 Not guilty on all charges.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 06, 2022 03:19 PM (wIt6Q)

Good news for that one

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2022 03:20 PM (J8ILO)

Was he in pretrial confinement?

Posted by: Broderick Crwaford. at April 06, 2022 03:35 PM (AmoqO)

487 476 SNL did a parody called The Bel-Arabs
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 06, 2022 03:33 PM (oPGSP)

LOL

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:35 PM (CRS/E)

488 446 Karen Carpenter sang Wet Ass Pussy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 06, 2022 03:30 PM (K/ea9)

What's the big deal with a song about washing cats? *srednop*. I know they hate water, but it shouldn't be that bad.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 06, 2022 03:35 PM (Rl7KJ)

489
Swedish Supreme Court judge convicted of shoplifting meatballs

In Sweden, meatballs are a natural right.
Posted by: Oddbob

Fookin' poseur couldn't be bold enough to shoplift lutefisk, now could he?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2022 03:35 PM (pNxlR)

490 That's step 2. Leftist argument

Yeah, but whataboutism only really has any punch if you're dealing with hypocrisy. Actually going through with evil things causes the argument to lose its sting. "Yeah well, your guys opened a death camp too!" doesn't somehow make it okay or typical for you to have done so. Its just evil all around, then.

He thinks he's Ethel Merman.

Don't look now but I'm pretty sure that actually IS Ethel Merman

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 03:35 PM (KZzsI)

491 So, we have a situation where the US Secret Service is complicit in Hunter Biden scoring drugs, possibly from Russians, and smoking crack. Posted by: william ferrin at April 06, 2022 03:30 PM (Zz2oY)

Hey, the entire DHS is in a human trafficking partnership with the cartels, so what's another agency owned by the narcos?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 06, 2022 03:35 PM (BMmaB)

492 some of us don't have long legs what's it to ya?!?!

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 06, 2022 03:31 PM (j9HX3)

It's a myth that legs need to be long to be nice. Sometimes average length legs are better because they are proportioned better.

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 03:36 PM (w/U2k)

493 makes it real easy to stagger home after a parmesan cheese fueled night out

Posted by: Unclefacts at April 06, 2022 03:36 PM (euG9/)

494
In Sweden, meatballs are a natural right.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 06, 2022 03:33 PM (nfrXX)

BORK!

- - The Swedish Chef

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

495 473 Imma guessing NANZI has been told to deep six the J6 Narrative. Joe is gone in a week. NANZI is VP.

Jeez Puddinhead I'd like to sleep tonite ok?!?!
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We've had two straight days of selloffs. This ain't about interest rates. Its about what crime families get to control the WH. It seems the San Franciscans are moving out the Manhattans. The Manhattan Family does not like this.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 03:36 PM (fWTJL)

496 What's this about Rooskie hookers?

Posted by: Weasel at April 06, 2022 03:36 PM (0IeYL)

497 California's law that allows mothers to kill their babies up to 7 days after birth
Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2022 03:31 PM (LV9Tl)

wut
Posted by: m at April 06, 2022

***
See, Philip K. Dick's 1974 story about an America where you could abort your child until he was 6 years old doesn't seem quite so far-fetched now, does it?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2022 03:36 PM (txdEq)

498 >>>Swedish Supreme Court judge convicted of shoplifting meatballs

In Sweden, meatballs are a natural right.

yumpin yiminy

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2022 03:36 PM (bkUtD)

499 Swedish Supreme Court judge convicted of shoplifting meatballs

In Sweden, meatballs are a natural right.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 06, 2022 03:33 PM (nfrXX)

I have no opinion on so-called natural rights.

Posted by: Jumanji Jackson at April 06, 2022 03:36 PM (4I/2K)

500 so much for Butter Bidens Buttocks
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2022 03:32 PM

He butters his own buttocks daily. Well it Depends.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 06, 2022 03:37 PM (Gpfnk)

501 It's a myth that legs need to be long to be nice. Sometimes average length legs are better because they are proportioned better.
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As long as they can reach behind her ears everything is okay.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 03:37 PM (fWTJL)

502 Daily Daddario:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9dx6mx

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:37 PM (LvTSG)

503 463 I'm torn between think Narcan is a miracle and a social curse.

Should we let some of the abusers die? From their own choices. Blight on society...
Posted by: Seems Legit at Apri

It is absolutely a blight. I've heard of druggies brag about how many times they've "been revived." They get an even bigger high off dying. Then they go and do it again. And again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2022 03:37 PM (W2Pud)

504 We've had two straight days of selloffs. This ain't about interest rates. Its about what crime families get to control the WH. It seems the San Franciscans are moving out the Manhattans. The Manhattan Family does not like this.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 03:36 PM (fWTJL)
___________

Let's hope they both go to the mattresses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 03:37 PM (YqDXo)

505 Swedish Supreme Court judge convicted of shoplifting meatballs

In Sweden, meatballs are a natural right.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 06, 2022 03:33 PM

Case dismissed because the Judge couldn't define a meatball.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 06, 2022 03:38 PM (Gpfnk)

506 Meatballs are a civil right.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 03:38 PM (fWTJL)

507 It's a myth that legs need to be long to be nice. Sometimes average length legs are better because they are proportioned better.
Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 03:36 PM (w/U2k)

Speaking as a confirmed leg man, I concur. Legs don't have to be long to be toned, tan, shapely, and silky.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 06, 2022 03:38 PM (QSjkU)

508 503 It is absolutely a blight. I've heard of druggies brag about how many times they've "been revived." They get an even bigger high off dying. Then they go and do it again. And again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2022 03:37 PM (W2Pud)

=========

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXJ8c0rWJsk

It saved I Be Bangin's life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

509 #497 does Brandon get to abort Hunter?

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2022 03:38 PM (M6mf7)

510 Swedish Supreme Court judge convicted of shoplifting meatballs

In Sweden, meatballs are a natural right.

yumpin yiminy
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2022 03:36 PM (bkUtD)

BORK! BORK! BORK!

Posted by: The Swedish Chef at April 06, 2022 03:39 PM (oPGSP)

511 Swedish Supreme Court judge convicted of shoplifting meatballs
.........

Here you'd have to steal a $1000 worth of the little things.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2022 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

512
https://tinyurl.com/2p9dx6mx
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:37 PM (LvTSG)

At least in that one, she doesn't look so Children of the Corn.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

513 489 Fookin' poseur couldn't be bold enough to shoplift lutefisk, now could he?

i've heard that the lutefisk is usually alarmed and monitored by chemical and/or nuclear monitoring equipment.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 06, 2022 03:39 PM (sGtp+)

514 'Atsa spicy meatball!

Posted by: Alka Seltzer at April 06, 2022 03:39 PM (4I/2K)

515 I wish people paid more attention to this racket. It's destroying CA and the country.
Posted by: pj at April 06, 2022 03:09 PM (G1dq6)

Probably, but on the list of things that are currently destroying our country, I don't think it makes it in the top 50.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2022 03:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

516 Damn guys.

Can't a fella smoke a little crack, go to a swanky rehab and fleece china for a few hundred million dollars in peace?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 03:39 PM (LKTKP)

517 Why should taxpayers foot the bill for SS for Crackhead when he's not employed by the Federal Govt?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 06, 2022 03:40 PM (sVtYq)

518 Chicago church gives up "whiteness" for lent

"Throughout Lent we will not be using any music or liturgy written or composed by white people"

https://tinyurl.com/yckvmcp4

Who wants to tell them that Jews and greeks who wrote the Old and New Testament are technically Caucasian? The biggest irony: their church is "First United" Church, busy being divisive and racist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 03:40 PM (KZzsI)

519 497 abort your child until he was six years old. Nebraska passed a law where you could leave your kid at a firehouse with no consequences, good in that it was to cut down on abortion. They forgot age limits, and people in Council Bluffs IA were dropping unruly teenagers off at Omaha fire stations.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2022 03:40 PM (lz5hY)

520 There was a story on the news this am about a group of mothers in San Francisco begging the government to stop giving out free needles etc for druggies as the fentanyl crisis in SF has killed numerous teenagers. Elections matter ladies.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 06, 2022 03:40 PM (bMkZZ)

521 517 Why should taxpayers foot the bill for SS for Crackhead when he's not employed by the Federal Govt?
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Cuz its who we are!!!

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 03:40 PM (fWTJL)

522 Case dismissed because the Judge couldn't define a meatball. Posted by: Minnfidel at April 06, 2022 03:38 PM (Gpfnk)

It's a tax!

Posted by: Jan Robertsen at April 06, 2022 03:40 PM (BMmaB)

523 At least in that one, she doesn't look so Children of the Corn.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

Much

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 03:40 PM (w/U2k)

524 515 I wish people paid more attention to this racket. It's destroying CA and the country.
Posted by: pj at April 06, 2022 03:09 PM (G1dq6)

Probably, but on the list of things that are currently destroying our country, I don't think it makes it in the top 50.
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2022 03:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

"If it saves just one life...."

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:40 PM (CRS/E)

525 May the drip drip drip of embarrassing Hunter news continue to plague the MSM. Their choices in October brought this on themselves.

There is also no MSM interest in following the money trail for his stupid paintings. An intrepid journalist should keep digging.

Is there a dead pool of when he gets Arkancided or Clintoned or Fredoed?

Posted by: LizLem at April 06, 2022 03:41 PM (Ct1uL)

526 Elon Musk just asked on Zuckerberg's Facebook page if he could buy Facebook.
___

Okay, that's funny.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 06, 2022 03:41 PM (nzgeU)

527 They forgot age limits, and people in Council Bluffs IA were dropping unruly teenagers off at Omaha fire stations.
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Its not like firemen have a lot to do everyday.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 03:41 PM (fWTJL)

528 >>>Why should taxpayers foot the bill for SS for Crackhead when he's not employed by the Federal Govt?
Posted by: Lady in Black

The SS should give him Fentanyl.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2022 03:41 PM (bkUtD)

529 517 Why should taxpayers foot the bill for SS for Crackhead when he's not employed by the Federal Govt?
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 06, 2022 03:40 PM (sVtYq)

Because they're our betters. And even asking about it shows that you are unpatriotic and probably an insurrectionist.

Posted by: kraken at April 06, 2022 03:42 PM (Vr12I)

530 Its not like firemen have a lot to do everyday.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 03:41 PM (fWTJL)
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Those fire engines don't polish themselves.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2022 03:42 PM (T8gyh)

531 BREAKING GOOD NEWS:

https://wtop.com/ government/2022/04/ judge-acquits-man-of-misdemeanors -in-capitol-riot-trial/

Acquittal for a Jan 6 defendant - judge trial, which is the way to go if you get the right one...

Posted by: Nova local at April 06, 2022 03:42 PM (exHjb)

532 Why should taxpayers foot the bill for SS for Crackhead when he's not employed by the Federal Govt?

I think its standard for childen of the president to get secret service protection, and its not cheap. Still 30k a month sounds a bit high

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 03:42 PM (KZzsI)

533 Fookin' poseur couldn't be bold enough to shoplift lutefisk, now could he?
*
i've heard that the lutefisk is usually alarmed and monitored by chemical and/or nuclear monitoring equipment.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 06, 2022

***
You think the lutefisk is alarmed? What about me?

Posted by: Impulsive Lutefisk Thief at April 06, 2022 03:42 PM (txdEq)

534 531 Acquittal for a Jan 6 defendant - judge trial, which is the way to go if you get the right one...
Posted by: Nova local at April 06, 2022 03:42 PM (exHjb)

========

You could say the same of jury trials.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

535 A lot of celebrities are addicted to rehab.

I tried hab once and never felt the urge to try it again.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at April 06, 2022 03:42 PM (kfcYC)

536 Y'all seeing this story at dailymail?

Guy says he has tons of deleted stuff from hunters laptop. 80,000 photos.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 03:42 PM (LKTKP)

537 somewhere in a lonely hotel room there's a guy starting to realize that eternal fate has turned its back on him.
It's two A.M.

Posted by: Hunter Bdien at April 06, 2022 03:42 PM (M+Lyo)

538 Jan 6th defendent found not guilty of all charges because police allowed him to enter the Capitol. Trevor McFadden judge for the bench trial.

--

Information the prosecution already knew. Information the prosecution knew absolved him. Yet they dragged him through the legal process anyway. I wish he'd sue the **** out of them.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 06, 2022 03:42 PM (sVtYq)

539 Hunter's lease agreement rider: No yellow.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2022 03:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

540 But Ivanka sells perfume!

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2022 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

541 391 Is Sasha and Malia living with him?

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2022 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

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Hunter? They're saving taxpayer dollars by combining secret service agents;

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 06, 2022 03:43 PM (EQs31)

542 I saw Impulsive Lutefisk open for Prehistoric Cowbitch at Fry Street Fair in '92.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

543 Jack Maxey is the guy. Says he's being hunted by Biden's SS.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 03:43 PM (LKTKP)

544 Those of you who are suddenly upset about paying for a trip to swanky fake rehab for the president's son and the media covering it up never had any problem when...

{draws card}

President-Elect Trump Went to a Meal Without Telling the Media!

Posted by: Allahdumbshit at April 06, 2022 03:43 PM (w/U2k)

545 Guy says he has tons of deleted stuff from hunters laptop. 80,000 photos.

Well, its deleted files, so at least some of that is going to be images from internet browsing and so on

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 03:44 PM (KZzsI)

546 Why would the Secret Service ever rent a house near who they are protecting anyway? Shouldn't they be in the house, or surrounding it? What good it is to be a house away?

But if they were that close they would see all of the drugs and child porn, and you can't risk word of that getting out.

Wouldn't it be great though if Hunter just said "Eff-it" and told the grand jury everything his father and the gang he runs with have been doing? Why does he have to be the fall guy?

Posted by: Thatch at April 06, 2022 03:44 PM (qWceQ)

547 471 430 423 You're a junkie, totally corrupt, perverted, porking all and sundry, bailing out on your bastard kid(s), and you end up in Malibu, living the life of Riley. WTF?
Posted by: the dandy at April 06, 2022 03:27 PM (JqGnL)

It's worth noting that a LOT of people who have fit that description are dead from doing it.
Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:28 PM (CRS/E)

Huh. 104,000 ( reported ) Fentanyl Heroin deaths reported last year. That's just the OD's. Not counting the associated carnage.
Posted by: kraken at April 06, 2022 03:33 PM (Vr12I)

A Clockwork Orange, which was supposed to be a cautionary tale like 1984, also turns out to be prophesy instead.

Posted by: West at April 06, 2022 03:44 PM (QY+6a)

548 Chicago church gives up "whiteness" for lent

"Throughout Lent we will not be using any music or liturgy written or composed by white people"

https://tinyurl.com/yckvmcp4

So, Lent is really all about pridefully exhibiting the deadly sin of pride and good old fashioned hubris

instead of sacrificing something that means something to you.

Or, are they saying that listening to minority composed music or liturgy is a chore.

I'm confused here.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2022 03:44 PM (LV9Tl)

549 Guy says he has tons of deleted stuff from hunters laptop. 80,000 photos.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 03:42 PM (LKTKP)

20 bucks says at lest 25% of it is child porn.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 06, 2022 03:44 PM (QSjkU)

550 534 531 Acquittal for a Jan 6 defendant - judge trial, which is the way to go if you get the right one...
Posted by: Nova local at April 06, 2022 03:42 PM (exHjb)

========

You could say the same of jury trials.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah, but you won't get the right jury for Jan 6 stuff in DC...

Posted by: Nova local at April 06, 2022 03:44 PM (exHjb)

551 You have to wonder if the Chicoms want him dead, or the Ukranians.

Maybe Hunter didn't kill his self ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2022 03:44 PM (M+Lyo)

552 Promised to post it online once they have it all recovered. Has emails too.

My guess is Joe Biden is about to be Borked

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 03:44 PM (LKTKP)

553 I think its standard for childen of the president to get secret service protection, and its not cheap. Still 30k a month sounds a bit high

--

I would accept it for actual children of presidents. Not grown men who aren't employed by the government.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 06, 2022 03:44 PM (sVtYq)

554 It's getting harder to see how Joe avoids dealing with his overseas corruption. This is not going away.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 03:44 PM (ZLI7S)

555 11 Odds Hunter hangs himself?
Posted by: Puddinhead

Zero, same as Epstein.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at April 06, 2022 03:45 PM (kfcYC)

556 Does anyone actually like Zuckerberg?

He even looks like a NPC.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2022 03:45 PM (M6mf7)

557 554 It's getting harder to see how Joe avoids dealing with his overseas corruption. This is not going away.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 03:44 PM (ZLI7S)

========

Ignoring it for a few weeks until it's obvious that he's not going to resign.

Then the media will start covering for him again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

558 457 Imma guessing NANZI has been told to deep six the J6 Narrative. Joe is gone in a week. NANZI is VP.

there's no way nancy is surrendering her gavel

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 06, 2022 03:45 PM (sGtp+)

559 It's getting harder to see how Joe avoids dealing with his overseas corruption. This is not going away.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 03:44 PM (ZLI7S)

Quid Pro Quo. He's been getting away with it for decades. It won't change.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

560 Damn guys.

Can't a fella smoke a little crack, go to a swanky rehab and fleece china for a few hundred million dollars in peace?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 03:39 PM

These days a black man can't even eat his waffle.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 06, 2022 03:45 PM (Gpfnk)

561 Chicago church gives up "whiteness" for lent

"Throughout Lent we will not be using any music or liturgy written or composed by white people"
______________

"We will, however, continue to use our white-provided EBT cards."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 03:45 PM (YqDXo)

562 Or, are they saying that listening to minority composed music or liturgy is a chore.

Yeah apparently listening to old Negro Spirituals is a punishment to them.

But my point is that they're going to have to abandon the Bible entirely if they reject all Caucasian input.

Not that they were likely reading the Bible before this anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 03:45 PM (KZzsI)

563 556 Does anyone actually like Zuckerberg?

He even looks like a NPC.
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Not that I know of.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 03:45 PM (fWTJL)

564 556 Does anyone actually like Zuckerberg?

He even looks like a NPC.
Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2022 03:45 PM (M6mf7)

========

Jesse Eisenberg as Zuckerberg > Zuckerberg

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

565 "Why Has Hunter Biden Rented a Home Across the Street from a Rehab Clinic?"

Well, like the ads used to say: So he can sleep in his own bed at night!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2022 03:46 PM (txdEq)

566 "Throughout Lent we will not be using any music or liturgy written or composed by white people"

--

Does that include every single thing they use in their daily lives that was made/invented by whites?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 06, 2022 03:46 PM (sVtYq)

567 Guess wifey, Melissa Cohen, got her asscheeks - https://is.gd/UKjeiL -, back from Rio de Janero https://is.gd/IPep4i and Brazil https://is.gd/8twtIJ , for a happy family photo op in Malibu https://is.gd/B8HQtp .
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2022 03:03 PM (Vswpx)

The tatted guy is gay if the saying ' right is wrong' in regard to earring placement still holds weight.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 06, 2022 03:46 PM (oMmSx)

568 Acquittal for a Jan 6 defendant - judge trial, which is the way to go if you get the right one...

Your odds of getting a non-sold-out-to-the-left judge in DC aren't great but better than a jury in DC.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 06, 2022 03:46 PM (nfrXX)

569 >>Ignoring it for a few weeks until it's obvious that he's not going to resign.

>>Then the media will start covering for him again.

You can't just ignore a grand jury and Psaki is getting peppered more and more with questions and her lies are not cutting it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 03:46 PM (ZLI7S)

570 Allie Beth Stuckey
@conservmillen
It's not enough to be not a groomer. One must be actively anti-grooming. Those who defend themselves against accusations of grooming are simply expressing Groomer Fragility. They harbor secret groomer traits & must be shown the ways they've benefited from a systemic grooming.

Lol ABS is on a roll

Posted by: 29Victor at April 06, 2022 03:46 PM (BJKQV)

571 554 It's getting harder to see how Joe avoids dealing with his overseas corruption. This is not going away.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 03:44 PM (ZLI7S)

No doubt. The only question is which Deep State faction has decided Biden either goes or signs the papers to launch WWIII?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 06, 2022 03:47 PM (nMx88)

572 558 457 Imma guessing NANZI has been told to deep six the J6 Narrative. Joe is gone in a week. NANZI is VP.

there's no way nancy is surrendering her gavel
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How long do you think Kamala lasts as Prez with NANZI as VP?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 03:47 PM (fWTJL)

573 and these dickheads have a swimming pool in Malibu.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2022 03:32 PM

Look on the bright side - they don't have good cheesesteaks.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 03:47 PM (a3Q+t)

574 569 >>Ignoring it for a few weeks until it's obvious that he's not going to resign.

>>Then the media will start covering for him again.

You can't just ignore a grand jury and Psaki is getting peppered more and more with questions and her lies are not cutting it.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 03:46 PM (ZLI7S)

========

I think they're up to the challenge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

575 553 I would accept it for actual children of presidents. Not grown men who aren't employed by the government.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 06, 2022 03:44 PM (sVtYq)

Same deal for some relatives of US ambassadors, to some degree of relatedness. Say, the parents of an ambassador. At least for some of them.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:47 PM (CRS/E)

576 Not that they were likely reading the Bible before this anyway.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 03:45 PM (KZzsI)
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Or anything else, for that matter. Book stores never get looted.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2022 03:47 PM (YqDXo)

577 It's getting harder to see how Joe avoids dealing with his overseas corruption. This is not going away.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 03:44 PM (ZLI7S)

If it's like everything else it will go away and be replaced with some five alarm fake something else shit.

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 03:47 PM (w/U2k)

578 >>>Ignoring it for a few weeks until it's obvious that he's not going to resign.

Then the media will start covering for him again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa

No way he resigns. Even if he wanted to, Jill will never allow it. She "earned" this, and she's staying for at least four years.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2022 03:47 PM (bkUtD)

579 Why would the Secret Service ever rent a house near who they are protecting anyway? Shouldn't they be in the house, or surrounding it? What good it is to be a house away?

Command post, plus space for equipment/vehicles/etc. Having the house next door makes you less conspicuous.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 06, 2022 03:47 PM (wmDcS)

580 It's not enough to be not a groomer. One must be actively anti-grooming.

I mean... she's not wrong

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 03:47 PM (KZzsI)

581 None of these people like each other. There are just relationships of convenience.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 06, 2022 03:47 PM (K/ea9)

582 Sounds plausible.

Rehab spot upgraded to a bigger pad/nicer views with some second-hand Chinese/Ukranian cash.

Posted by: golfman @truth banned for calling lebron a whore at April 06, 2022 03:48 PM (hOMhY)

583 Allie Beth Stuckey
@conservmillen
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5h
Replying to
@conservmillen
Silence is violence when it comes to the grooming of children. Unless you are actively working to dismantle the systems of grooming, you are upholding the institutions that have oppressed children for centuries. It's time to listen & learn. Know better so you can do better.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 06, 2022 03:48 PM (BJKQV)

584 It's not enough to be not a groomer. One must be actively anti-grooming. Those who defend themselves against accusations of grooming are simply expressing Groomer Fragility. They harbor secret groomer traits & must be shown the ways they've benefited from a systemic grooming.

Lol ABS is on a roll

Posted by: 29Victor at April 06, 2022 03:46 PM (BJKQV)

Whoever this is for president

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 03:48 PM (w/U2k)

585 578 No way he resigns. Even if he wanted to, Jill will never allow it. She "earned" this, and she's staying for at least four years.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2022 03:47 PM (bkUtD)

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I've been saying since he "won". He'll run in 2024, and he'll live to 2035.

They only way they get him to step down is by literally killing him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

586 Granted - The First Wookie hated White People from day one. But I can't really blame Obama for developing a distaste for pale people after being around the Bidens for eight years.

Posted by: Simple Observations at April 06, 2022 03:48 PM (CC2oZ)

587 No way he resigns. Even if he wanted to, Jill will never allow it. She "earned" this, and she's staying for at least four years.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2022 03:47 PM (bkUtD)

The threat will be that if they push the investigation, the Biden family's money will be gone. She'll leave with her millions rather than face being penniless.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 06, 2022 03:48 PM (wmDcS)

588
No way he resigns. Even if he wanted to, Jill will never allow it. She "earned" this, and she's staying for at least four years.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2022 03:47 PM (bkUtD)

She will become the Sharon Stone character in Casino if they try to remove her prematurely.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

589 They forgot age limits, and people in Council Bluffs IA were dropping unruly teenagers off at Omaha fire stations.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door

They'd probably rather have Dalmations.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 06, 2022 03:48 PM (FVME7)

590 Or anything else, for that matter. Book stores never get looted.

I'm pretty sure this is a honky-majority church and white leftists love to pretend they read a lot. They just have all the books turned spine-in so the shelf looks more color neutral.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 03:49 PM (KZzsI)

591 566 "Throughout Lent we will not be using any music or liturgy written or composed by white people"
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This church is full of POCs, rite?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 03:49 PM (fWTJL)

592 >>>Look on the bright side - they don't have good cheesesteaks.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Damned straight!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2022 03:49 PM (bkUtD)

593 Where are the dozens of intel people who said this was all disinfo?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 03:49 PM (LKTKP)

594 A better rehab would have animals so patients could care for critters.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2022 03:49 PM (M6mf7)

595 > You can't just ignore a grand jury

Ahem.

Posted by: Barack "Gaylord" Obama at April 06, 2022 03:49 PM (bW8dp)

596 It's getting harder to see how Joe avoids dealing with his overseas corruption. This is not going away.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 03:44 PM

He and his handlers and medical team in this case will do what Bill and Hill did for years. The problem is Joe has dementia and they have no where near the power and death squads they had. The media is slowly turning on him because it's almost impossible as you say, but it's still the MFM. He is going to make Jimmy Carter look like Abe Lincoln. He's done either by expiring or getting impeached or 25th amendment before 2024. It doesn't mean he will not try and the media will still salute and click their heels.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 06, 2022 03:49 PM (Gpfnk)

597 Biden is a liability at this point.
Democrats are going to load all of their recent failures onto him and send him out into the wilderness. And Dem voters will come back home.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 06, 2022 03:49 PM (BJKQV)

598 She will become the Sharon Stone character in Casino if they try to remove her prematurely.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
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How about Priss in Bladerunner?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2022 03:50 PM (T8gyh)

599 587 The threat will be that if they push the investigation, the Biden family's money will be gone. She'll leave with her millions rather than face being penniless.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 06, 2022 03:48 PM (wmDcS)

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Someone made a good point the other day that these old people are well past the point where any increased wealth will lead to increased quality of life in their later years. They are in their final years, and they cling to power because they want power itself as an end.

Biden is president of the fucking United States. That's a big fucking deal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:50 PM (LvTSG)

600 >>>The threat will be that if they push the investigation, the Biden family's money will be gone. She'll leave with her millions rather than face being penniless.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

Eh, that's a good point. She loves money more than she loved FJB.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2022 03:50 PM (bkUtD)

601 I mean are we going to act like Biden's corruption hasnt been well known by all since well BEFORE he became Fake President?

But NOW it's going to hurt him? Uh-huh.

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 03:50 PM (w/U2k)

602 Guess wifey, Melissa Cohen, got her asscheeks - https://is.gd/UKjeiL -, back from Rio de Janero https://is.gd/IPep4i and Brazil https://is.gd/8twtIJ , for a happy family photo op in Malibu https://is.gd/B8HQtp .
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2022

***
I retract my earlier statement that Melissa is "not that bad." However, I stand by the part where I said she was not as bad as Sandra Bernhard, though that's not a high bar to clear.

Dear Lord, in one pic her bare foot looks like Fred Flintstone's.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2022 03:50 PM (txdEq)

603 Success rates for long-term sobriety (in the sense of complete, permanent cessation of use) run about 20-25% of people who really, really want to get clean. That's with enthusiastic 12 step, residential care, psychotherapy, the works. People who have been sent to rehab by courts or a family intervention? As near zero success rate as makes no difference. Anyone can "quit" even a really serious habit for three months. If you can stay clean for five years you're in with a chance. By ten years in you can call yourself a "former" addict (although even that's a hostage to fortune; "recovered" is the more normal term.).

Posted by: David Gillies at April 06, 2022 03:50 PM (tjHrt)

604 574. Psaki is gone in a couple of weeks to MSNBC. She should not be there now. She is calling on her colleagues at this point which in an ethical world would be a no.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 06, 2022 03:50 PM (bMkZZ)

605 > Mayor Clint Eastwood, at one time.
____________

Yup. While we were up the road in Monterey. Our daughter works in the medical field and was, for a time, giving the snotty little shits who go to the private schools in Carmel-by-the-Sea their weekly COVID tests. When that was a thing. Might still be...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2022 03:50 PM (BFigT)

606 Does the big guy pay 10% of the rehab cost?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 06, 2022 03:50 PM (Flckt)

607 > This church is full of POCs, rite?

My guess? They don't have a single one.

90% of the "woke" are white people.

The other 10% are grifters making bank off the guilt and gullibility of the 90%

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 06, 2022 03:51 PM (bW8dp)

608 Jill has 3 more years to tacky up the WH for Christmas. She'll only go kicking and screaming.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 06, 2022 03:51 PM (sVtYq)

609
601 I mean are we going to act like Biden's corruption hasnt been well known by all since well BEFORE he became Fake President?

But NOW it's going to hurt him? Uh-huh.
Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 03:50 PM (w/U2k

It's only going to hurt him because it's useful to the Dems now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 03:51 PM (LKTKP)

610 579 Why would the Secret Service ever rent a house near who they are protecting anyway? Shouldn't they be in the house, or surrounding it? What good it is to be a house away?

Command post, plus space for equipment/vehicles/etc. Having the house next door makes you less conspicuous.

indeed. *my* neighbors are always wearing dark suits, sunglasses, and earpieces. they'd fit right in.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 06, 2022 03:51 PM (sGtp+)

611 Look at *when* this is being "covered". Six months before a midterm election in the middle of WWIII when people barely care about either. No one knows about this stuff but the political junkies. This is a big nothingburger. All of it.

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 03:52 PM (w/U2k)

612 603 Success rates for long-term sobriety (in the sense of complete, permanent cessation of use) run about 20-25% of people who really, really want to get clean.
Posted by: David Gillies at April 06, 2022 03:50 PM (tjHrt)

People who start at what level of addiction?

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:52 PM (CRS/E)

613 Well, Biden is non pareil in the humiliation of the United States factor, so he has that utility for TPTB. Do not discount the bigger global picture. The Democrats take their orders too.

Posted by: kraken at April 06, 2022 03:52 PM (Vr12I)

614 A better rehab would have animals so patients could care for critters.
Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2022 03:49 PM (M6mf7)

I like horsies.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 06, 2022 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

615 607 > This church is full of POCs, rite?

My guess? They don't have a single one.

90% of the "woke" are white people.

The other 10% are grifters making bank off the guilt and gullibility of the 90%
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Yankees are a very strange breed.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2022 03:53 PM (fWTJL)

616 It's only going to hurt him because it's useful to the Dems now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 03:51 PM (LKTKP)

It's not gonna hurt The Second Coming of Reagan one iota.

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 03:53 PM (w/U2k)

617 just read on wtop dot com (local dc news) that the third 1/6 defendant on trial HAD HIS CHARGES DISMISSED.

instead of a typical insane DC jury pool filled with Baby-Mehta's he had a bench trial and the judge saw the video of the cop waiving the guy into the capitol and ...cased dismissed.

Posted by: sockamster at April 06, 2022 03:53 PM (OuH7W)

618 f Hunter is doing rehab, it's a desperate attempt to clean him up just enough to survive testifying. Though, it's possible Hunter has been given an ultimatum that includes, "Hunter didn't kill himself."

I doubt Hunter stays clean, because he's a seriously dysfunctional human being from a family that is seriously screwed up.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at April 06, 2022 03:53 PM (5pTK/)

619 Elon Musk should try and buy out every liberal tech company now - not just Facebook, but also Google and Amazon as well, or at least marshal a shareholder revolt.

It would be the greatest exhibition of courage to take down tyranny since 1776.

Posted by: Boswell at April 06, 2022 03:53 PM (5iUNf)

620 Biden has no failures. To you and me they may seem like it. To Dems every failure to us is a win for them since it hurts America. A low unemployment rate and $2.50 has....now that would be a colossal failure for Biden.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 06, 2022 03:54 PM (Flckt)

621 Biden is a liability at this point.
Democrats are going to load all of their recent failures onto him and send him out into the wilderness. And Dem voters will come back home.

--

The only problem with that is the mechanisms for all their economic failures won't be changed or adapted. Gas will go nowhere but up. Inflation will go nowhere but up. They refuse to change what they're doing, Biden or no Biden.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 06, 2022 03:54 PM (sVtYq)

622 Doocey asked Psaki today about the letter of recommendation Joe wrote in 2017 for one of the kids of Hunter's CCP business partners.

Her answer was that Joe was a private citizen in 2017. Not he didn't know about Hunter's overseas business deals like he's liked for years, just that he was a private citizen. And then she said she didn't know anything about the letter.

Oh, ok. Sounds legit.

Then Doocey asked her about the email Fox had that showed Hunter asked the landlord of his DC office which he had with the CCP to make keys to the office for Joe and Jill.

Psaki said it never happened.

Ok then.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 03:54 PM (ZLI7S)

623 611 Look at *when* this is being "covered". Six months before a midterm election in the middle of WWIII when people barely care about either. No one knows about this stuff but the political junkies. This is a big nothingburger. All of it.
Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 03:52 PM (w/U2k)

That's not going to stop the investigation, which will get air time. The house is going to hold investigations. Not that I think anything will come of it but 2023 is gonna be the Hunter/joe show.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 03:54 PM (LKTKP)

624 Maybe Udays SS detail got contact highs from protecting their client and are themselves in rehab.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 06, 2022 03:54 PM (FbZY4)

625 Harris is a liability. Pelosi is a liability. Clinton is a liability. Everyone's a liability. No one gives a fuck.

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 03:55 PM (w/U2k)

626
Sympathy for the devil? Make him seem the Cub Scout with issues?

I can hear an orchestra in the background, but I'm not sure where the sound is coming from.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 06, 2022 03:55 PM (dQvv7)

627 619 Elon Musk should try and buy out every liberal tech company now - not just Facebook, but also Google and Amazon as well, or at least marshal a shareholder revolt.

It would be the greatest exhibition of courage to take down tyranny since 1776.
Posted by: Boswell at April 06, 2022 03:53 PM (5iUNf)

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Buy them to take ownership of their patents and then not use them. He could then sue every social media startup for patent infringement until kingdom come, preventing anything from cropping up to replace them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:55 PM (LvTSG)

628 Psaki said it never happened.

Ok then.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 03:54 PM (ZLI7S)

Burn in Hell, lying whore.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

629 It's not gonna hurt The Second Coming of Reagan one iota.
Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 03:53 PM (w/U2k)

You're too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 03:55 PM (LKTKP)

630 606 Does the big guy pay 10% of the rehab cost?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 06, 2022 03:50 PM (Flckt)

Stop! You'll make me laugh myself to death!

Posted by: Gref at April 06, 2022 03:55 PM (AMIL/)

631 Biden was caught outright lying about ever discussing Hunter's employment or meeting any of his Burisma benefactors. His word as a Biden was contradicted by the photo of him golfing with Hunter and Burisma corporate officers.

It didn't even make a tiny ripple.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 06, 2022 03:56 PM (oMmSx)

632 If you can stay clean for five years you're in with a chance. By ten years in you can call yourself a "former" addict (although even that's a hostage to fortune; "recovered" is the more normal term.).
Posted by: David Gillies at April 06, 2022

***
Yeah. I've got some more time in grade than that, and I still have a little thought of "Just one drink after work wouldn't hurt, right?" sneak through my mind once in a great while. I find something else to do until it goes away.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2022 03:56 PM (txdEq)

633 Psaki said it never happened.

--

Tell me he followed up and asked her how she knew it never happened.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 06, 2022 03:56 PM (sVtYq)

634 632 Yeah. I've got some more time in grade than that, and I still have a little thought of "Just one drink after work wouldn't hurt, right?" sneak through my mind once in a great while. I find something else to do until it goes away.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2022 03:56 PM (txdEq)

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Meth?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

635 I doubt Hunter stays clean, because he's a seriously dysfunctional human being from a family that is seriously screwed up.

Can you even imagine growing up in that household? Lying politician dad who molests your sister in the shower, all the corruption, all the lack of any shred of ethics. I'd probably smoke crack, too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

636 More to a good time than a taut abdomen. Personality does count mightily. And she is not someone to have pillow talk with.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 06, 2022 03:24 PM (u82oZ)

Melissa Cohen is not physically hideous. Plain, but not butt-ugly. But morally, she seems to be a complete trainwreck. Look at who she married, and the causes she supports. Trash.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2022 03:57 PM (P3gRi)

637 His word as a Biden was contradicted by the photo of him golfing with Hunter and Burisma corporate officers.

It didn't even make a tiny ripple.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 06, 2022 03:56 PM (oMmSx)

They were just 'guys in the neighborhood' that they were randomly paired with by the marshal. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

638 Burn in Hell, lying whore.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:55 PM

Sponge, I like your subtle approaches to things.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 06, 2022 03:57 PM (Gpfnk)

639 Dancing With the Stars is on. Our kids are being molested. This shit is 700th on the Nobody Cares Meter.

We have no idea because we think things are a bigger deal than they are (because they are, but the media smothers them with a pillow).

Once you figure out the default is what we are living now and Scandal Free Democrat Administrations, everything falls into place, your BP lowers and you are rarely surprised by anything.

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 03:57 PM (w/U2k)

640 If only Amy Winehouse had her own detail

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 06, 2022 03:57 PM (FbZY4)

641 1. curtains have been drawn all day

2. same dude just dropped off another package

3. he's peeking out the windows again

4. knocked on door again, he still won't let us in

5. lights on all night again

Posted by: SS Malibu at April 06, 2022 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

642 instead of a typical insane DC jury pool filled with Baby-Mehta's he had a bench trial and the judge saw the video of the cop waiving the guy into the capitol and ...cased dismissed.
Posted by: sockamster at April 06, 2022 03:53 PM (OuH7W)

AUSA sunk the whole thing when, in closing arguments, Judge McFadden asked him, if the J6 defendants had just come into the Rotunda and prayed, would they still have been charged, and the idiot said "yup"

That was enough right there for McFadden to realize the DOJ prosecutors aren't pursuing justice - just vengeance.

Posted by: Boswell at April 06, 2022 03:58 PM (5iUNf)

643 634 632 Yeah. I've got some more time in grade than that, and I still have a little thought of "Just one drink after work wouldn't hurt, right?" sneak through my mind once in a great while. I find something else to do until it goes away.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2022 03:56 PM (txdEq)

=======

Meth?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 06, 2022 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

Ah meth. The dentists bread and butter.

Posted by: kraken at April 06, 2022 03:58 PM (Vr12I)

644
Sponge, I like your subtle approaches to things.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 06, 2022 03:57 PM (Gpfnk)

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 06, 2022 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

645 >>Tell me he followed up and asked her how she knew it never happened.

It's so obvious she is lying it's almost pointless to keep asking. She's like the Black Knight with both arms cut off saying it's just a flesh wound.

Nobody believes her. I just don't think this is sustainable while a grand jury is asking questions like who is the big buy?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 03:58 PM (ZLI7S)

646 Her answer was that Joe was a private citizen in 2017.

So, the laws don't apply unless you're president of the united states? That's an... interesting interpretation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2022 03:58 PM (KZzsI)

647 They told me when to go to bed! Me!

Posted by: Gary King at April 06, 2022 03:58 PM (FbZY4)

648 Not Guilty Nood

Posted by: Greyman27 at April 06, 2022 03:58 PM (RKLPC)

649 Noodus insurrectio

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2022 03:59 PM (txdEq)

650 636. Daily Mails story on her last week said she married Biden a few days after she met him.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 06, 2022 03:59 PM (bMkZZ)

651 I got around to looking up Melissa Cohen. AWG.

Posted by: kraken at April 06, 2022 03:59 PM (Vr12I)

652 640 If only Amy Winehouse had her own detail
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 06, 2022 03:57 PM (FbZY4)

--> If only Amy Winehouse *had had* her own detail

Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:59 PM (CRS/E)

653 Yankees are a very strange breed.

For a while - Stephen King, of all people, had his finger on the pulse of this. New Englanders are, at their core, collective beings. They covet their status within the tribe over everything else.

You will not find many individualists east of rural Pennsylvania or north of rural Maryland - until you reach rural Maine. It explains everything in the macro.

Posted by: Simple Observations at April 06, 2022 04:00 PM (CC2oZ)

654 You're too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 03:55 PM (LKTKP)

Heh. I still think back to all the people who thought the Hillary Investigation was going somewhere during her anointing of all times. It's unfortunate wishful thinking.

Remember the Democrat who accused Biden of molesting her and TPTB were "taking him down"? How'd that go?

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2022 04:00 PM (w/U2k)

655 even Psaki must be getting psick of this pshit.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2022 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

656 Some more of the horrible ramifications of COVID lock-downs was the sharp uptick in drug and alcohol addiction with not only adults but teens and even kids. Couple that with the sharp uptick of suicides and the harm to people far outweighed any benefits that our masters tried to shove down our throats.

Of course, none of this affected Hunter as he was a dope head long before COVID but he has the connections and money to be able to afford rehab (if he is going), doesn't have to worry about working like the rest of us, and can continue the grift of selling his "artwork" when he feels like it.

The rest of us regular shmoes just get to suffer and pay taxes.

Posted by: Cheri at April 06, 2022 04:01 PM (oiNtH)

657 I think his life does suck. Meaninglessly banging whores, doping, and being used by "loved ones" as a bag man/cash cow. I have a wife and family that truly love me. I think that if I died tomorrow, they would mourn me and celebrate the part I played in their lives, and I believe we will meet again. Hunter and his grifting ilk has none of these, seeks to replace them with drugs and sex and power. Pushes limits looking for things that just keep getting further away with every broken taboo.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 06, 2022 04:02 PM (fj2YZ)

658 "581 None of these people like each other. There are just relationships of convenience."

Well, if the only emotion one has is hatred...

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2022 04:02 PM (p+1gI)

659 Harris is a liability. Pelosi is a liability. Clinton is a liability. Everyone's a liability. No one gives a fuck.

Tanned, rested and ready!

Posted by: Gavin Newsom, heir apparent to the CA Dem crime machine at April 06, 2022 04:04 PM (UGKMd)

660 That was enough right there for McFadden to realize the DOJ prosecutors aren't pursuing justice

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The DOJ has long since left its ethical guidelines behind. The DC-Gulag DOJ routinely overcharges to bring about unconscionable plea deals.

Posted by: sockamster at April 06, 2022 04:05 PM (OuH7W)

661 Simple. If someone accuses him of having stayed at a residential drug rehab clinic just before his Grand Jury appearances he can now honestly say "No, I didn't."

Posted by: RonF at April 06, 2022 04:17 PM (TzAHL)

662 The Malibu house Hunter is renting could be just a front, maybe just a place where his friends, family, etc. can hang out in while he undergoes rehab in the residential facility across the street. The house is needed as a cover for Hunter so that Secret Service records don't show that their protectee's residence is a rehab facility.

Or as the extra-special First Son, the facility is allowing Hunter to stay at the nearby house (probably with his minder) and he can just shuffle across the street in his flip-flops for his daily therapy sessions, etc.

Despite being primarily residential, the hills of Malibu are lousy with rehab centers, private schools, yoga studios, religious temples, etc.

Posted by: Rusty Trawler at April 06, 2022 04:20 PM (1gif2)

663 371 ***
I glanced. Hunter's wife is not that bad.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2022 03:17 PM (txdEq)
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She's hideous.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB
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It's her soul that makes her appear ugly.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2022 04:24 PM (Vswpx)

664 612 "People who start at what level of addiction?
Posted by: m at April 06, 2022 03:52 PM "

There aren't levels. If you can use non-addictively, you're not addicted. It's like the difference between a heavy drinker and an alcoholic. The heavy drinker says, "I'm gonna get wasted tonight." The alcoholic says, "I'm not gonna get wasted tonight." It's a cliche for an alcoholic to say "one drink is too many and a thousand is not enough" but it's true nonetheless. It's why all recovery programmes of whatever stripe insist on abstinence rather than reduction of use.

Maybe Hunter Biden can get cleaned up enough to make himself semi-presentable for a few weeks or months, but unless he a) wants with every fibre of his being to recover b) surrounds himself with a really good support structure and c) is as lucky as hell, he'll relapse.

Posted by: David Gillies at April 06, 2022 04:27 PM (tjHrt)

665 Hunter's house was sold for $180,000.00 in 2020. Wow, what a deal...........

Posted by: LTC O at April 06, 2022 04:38 PM (46fi5)

666 Instapundit has this: "Whistleblower who handed Hunter's abandoned laptop to congressmen and DailyMail.com reveals he has 450 gigabytes of DELETED material including 80,000 images and videos -- and has fled to Switzerland fearing retaliation from White House."

Who has "War with Switzerland" on their 2022 bingo card?

Posted by: Chuck C at April 06, 2022 06:11 PM (EughT)

667 Check out those two houses on Zillow:

Hunter Biden's rented house:
20779 Big Rock Dr, Malibu, CA 90265
$180,000 Sold on 09/24/20

Secret Service Accommodations:
20781 Big Rock Dr, Malibu, CA 90265
$4,153,000 Sold on 08/20/20

$180K?! Who sold the house, and who bought it and is renting it to Hunter Biden?!

Posted by: Herp McDerp at April 06, 2022 08:00 PM (KQr0Z)

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