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Frenz Cafe

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"It's Time,"
by Kirit Prajapati

Dog has a bad case of progressivism's seething envy.

Intruder alert.

Windblown furball.

Woodpecker evasion skillz.

Messy eater.

A harlequin quail.

Dog gets caught burying master's slipper.

Crow (?) gathers nest material from the mother lode of fluff.

Meerkats taking position at an observation post.

ur my best fren

ur turn now

dont worry boo

The Evel Kineval of herons.

Happy dog strut, from Lizzy:

Cute: A dog doing his best to welcome a stray cat into the family.

Have I mentioned that I love seeing animals play the same games that human kids do? Here cats play "The Phantom Touch" game.

He's cute. For now.

Anyone want to bet that this guy is an engineer?

Not because he managed to drill a couple of holes in his ceiling, but because his mind immediately solved the problem of the least-energy-consuming procedure for rocking babies to sleep.

Posted by: Ace at 07:53 PM




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1 !

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2022 07:53 PM (v0R5T)

2 present !

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2022 07:55 PM (V13WU)

3 lllllama

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2022 07:56 PM (V13WU)

4 Was hoping it wouldn't be a late cafe

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2022 07:57 PM (2JoB8)

5 In emergencies, the pileated woodpecker may be used to administer lumbar puncture. However, its beak should first be sterilized with alcohol.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at April 06, 2022 07:57 PM (qpX6U)

6 I like the top picture

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2022 07:58 PM (2JoB8)

7 Ha. Love the puppy on the slide.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2022 07:58 PM (v0R5T)

8 "present !
Posted by: runner "

For me? You shouldn't have.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2022 07:58 PM (vrz2I)

9 Usually late to the party, but here I am, top 20! Thanks, Ace, for all you do.

Posted by: la2la at April 06, 2022 07:58 PM (wfrSv)

10 Willowed Original Tweet: Bill Kristol @BillKristol; 7h
I watch the grotesque (and evidence-free) accusations of "grooming," "pro-pedophilia," etc., and feel I'm in another era, with some politicians embracing and others toying with The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, and the media judiciously reporting both sides of the "debate."

Christina Pushaw @ChristinaPushaw; 22m
Again, I ask in all seriousness: What is the politically-correct term for adults who insist on an inalienable right to instruct other people's 4-8 year old children about concepts like pansexuality and gender fluidity, while keeping these conversations secret from the parents?

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 06, 2022 07:59 PM (UHVv4)

11 The phantom touch cat, hahahahaha

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2022 08:00 PM (M+Lyo)

12 Hi Horde! Missed you today.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 08:01 PM (Y7xeS)

13 Christina Pushaw brings the thunder. Bless her.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 08:02 PM (flbEg)

14 I love this palate cleanser at the end of the day. Makes me remember that there is a truly beautiful world out there. Heard an owl last night -- truly amazing here in suburban Los Angeles.

Posted by: la2la at April 06, 2022 08:02 PM (wfrSv)

15 Good evening all!

No ballgames tonight. It's nice to have the boy home at a decent hour. Games Thursday and Friday though!

Posted by: jmel at April 06, 2022 08:02 PM (bVhJi)

16 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 06, 2022 08:02 PM (arJlL)

17 Or dad is a carpenter

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2022 08:03 PM (2JoB8)

18 Playing the Phantom Touch with our new stray cat, Porky, is very risky. He can stab you x10 through three layers of blanket.

And yet, I still wabble back to that flame.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 06, 2022 08:03 PM (OssQ4)

19 How does Yog know that those creatures identify as cats? Are they a veterinarian?

Posted by: USSCJ Jumanjia, supported by Romney at April 06, 2022 08:03 PM (xKN4A)

20 10
What's Kristol's point? You can't call out grooming or you're a czarist anti-Semite?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 06, 2022 08:03 PM (roH4R)

21 Didn't you post a Twitter screenshot of someone claiming that paying rent was the equivalent of paying the mortgage? Then a response was someone remembering the time he had a Big Mac and became CEO of McDonalds!

Posted by: Mean Tweets at April 06, 2022 08:04 PM (lXMXP)

22 Waiting for Pookette to come back from a birthday bowling party. Hopefully she knocked 'em dead.

Posted by: pookysgirl, chilling mom at April 06, 2022 08:04 PM (XKZwp)

23 CBD with Modigliani and Ace with this. Ouch, I didn't think we were being bad.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 08:04 PM (flbEg)

24 That's Batman perched at the top of the Flatiron building, isn't it, Ace?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2022 08:04 PM (xhaym)

25 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2022 08:05 PM (F6McX)

26 My Red Sox open against the damn Yankees tomorrow.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 06, 2022 08:05 PM (OssQ4)

27 Sure are a lot of severely conservative conservatives out there defending groomers.

Me thinks thou doth protest too much, diddler.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 08:05 PM (LKTKP)

28 Is there any reason to believe Cap'n Bill is NOT a pedophile?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 06, 2022 08:05 PM (eGTCV)

29 Had to put it in incognito to see the dog slipper napper, it's a good one

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2022 08:05 PM (2JoB8)

30 Ink Blot is one stylin' dude.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 08:05 PM (ZLI7S)

31 Evenin'

and I'm out...

I'll be back at 0300.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 06, 2022 08:05 PM (sAmhv)

32 Clearly, that woman in Denmark has her ducks in a row.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2022 08:06 PM (F6McX)

33 Is there any reason to believe Cap'n Bill is NOT a pedophile?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 06, 2022 08:05 PM (eGTCV)
--------------
*shakes Magic 8-Ball*

"Signs point to Yes."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2022 08:06 PM (T8gyh)

34 27 It's a blessing of liberty!

Posted by: David French at April 06, 2022 08:06 PM (xKN4A)

35 Now attach babies to ceiling fan.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 06, 2022 08:06 PM (EN7Xe)

36 Christina Pushaw @ChristinaPushaw; 22m
Again, I ask in all seriousness: What is the politically-correct term for adults who insist on an inalienable right to instruct other people's 4-8 year old children about concepts like pansexuality and gender fluidity, while keeping these conversations secret from the parents?

I have yet to hear a good term for this other than p3d0.

Posted by: pookysgirl, getting out the dictionary at April 06, 2022 08:07 PM (XKZwp)

37 sidebar comment repeat: johan does less work in a day than a parrot. damn, son.

Posted by: sockamster at April 06, 2022 08:07 PM (OuH7W)

38 What's Kristol's point? You can't call out grooming or you're a czarist anti-Semite?


Who knows anymore? I'd like someone to point out the logic in any number of the stupid things we've been told about ourselves during the last two years. It's all nonsense, and they know it. It's like children seeing how far they can push their parents.
'

Posted by: Mean Tweets at April 06, 2022 08:07 PM (lXMXP)

39 I loved the Ink Blots- Oh! wait maybe that was the Ink Spots.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 08:07 PM (flbEg)

40 Looks like I'm going to be without an air conditioner for a while (length of time unknown as yet). I was hoping it just needed a freon charge, but it seems the compressor went out. Now the landlord and /lady have to decide whether to repair or replace.

At least the next couple-three days and nights are predicted to be quite a bit cooler than yesterday, so that's good. At least this is only April, though it is starting to get fairly warm most days.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at April 06, 2022 08:07 PM (y0zVi)

41 Clearly, that woman in Denmark has her ducks in a row.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2022 08:06 PM (F6McX)

That, my friend, is a fortune in Pate Fois Gras on the hoof, as it were.
Leverpate I think. . .

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2022 08:09 PM (xhaym)

42 40 Looks like I'm going to be without an air conditioner for a while (length of time unknown as yet). I was hoping it just needed a freon charge, but it seems the compressor went out. Now the landlord and /lady have to decide whether to repair or replace.

At least the next couple-three days and nights are predicted to be quite a bit cooler than yesterday, so that's good. At least this is only April, though it is starting to get fairly warm most days.
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at April 06, 2022 08:07 PM (y0zVi


Invest in a redneck AC.

Ice, cooler, fan.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 08:09 PM (LKTKP)

43 I wonder if that strutting dog has a malady of some sort?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2022 08:10 PM (63Dwl)

44 Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at April 06, 2022 08:07 PM (y0zVi)

Where the heck do you live that you'd need A/C this early in the year?! We drove through snow in Illinois and Iowa this weekend.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Hawkeye at April 06, 2022 08:11 PM (XKZwp)

45 Christina Pushaw @ChristinaPushaw; 22m
Again, I ask in all seriousness: What is the politically-correct term for adults who insist on an inalienable right to instruct other people's 4-8 year old children about concepts like pansexuality and gender fluidity, while keeping these conversations secret from the parents?

I have yet to hear a good term for this other than p3d0.
Posted by: pookysgirl, getting out the dictionary at April 06, 2022 08:07 PM (XKZwp)

Fucking evil.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 06, 2022 08:11 PM (p5cm9)

46 Goosestepper!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 06, 2022 08:11 PM (UHVv4)

47 Hardly gets any more than a day above 60 here, get 1 nice day then back to 50s

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2022 08:11 PM (2JoB8)

48 Anyone want to bet that this guy is an engineer?

Meh. I'd just get me one of them paint shakers they have at Kelly Moore. Do it in a fraction of the time.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 06, 2022 08:12 PM (wAnMi)

49 Kristol is a sneering, imbecilic pervert.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 06, 2022 08:12 PM (eGTCV)

50 Good luck Ann. No worries for me yet. Supposed to get around 20 tonight. I love the engineer dad. And the Goose? parade.

Posted by: Infidel at April 06, 2022 08:12 PM (AhBAQ)

51 so this is a happy ending story. Chuck's Produce, here in town, made the comments for a You Tube video posted about two customers. They had the cops ticket them for shopping without being masked. They had their children with them. It has not gone well for the store. For a number of reasons, they lost a lot of customers. They put both stores up for sale and they have been bought by a Canadian company.

Previous owners were Adventists, so the store was closed on Saturdays. They did not sell pork. I was there today, no mask. They are open 7 days a week. Same great produce and I bought a nice pork roast.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 06, 2022 08:13 PM (5HBd1)

52 If you defend people who defend access to children to teach them sexual promiscuity and proclivities, you might be a scumbag piece of shit.
- Jeff Foxworthy

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 08:13 PM (LKTKP)

53 Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at April 06, 2022 08:07 PM (y0zVi)

Where the heck do you live that you'd need A/C this early in the year?! We drove through snow in Illinois and Iowa this weekend.
Posted by: pookysgirl, Hawkeye at April 06, 2022 08:11 PM (XKZwp)

Has already hit 90's and humid this week in Houston. Cooler weather, only low 80's, rest of this week.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2022 08:14 PM (4I/2K)

54 I wonder if that strutting dog has a malady of some sort?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2022 08:10 PM (63Dwl)

Looks like it, doesn't it?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 08:14 PM (Y7xeS)

55 Hardly gets any more than a day above 60 here, get 1 nice day then back to 50s
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2022 08:11 PM (2JoB

86 here today, low 90's tomorrow.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 06, 2022 08:15 PM (wAnMi)

56 The cat doing the double somersault was amazing!

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 06, 2022 08:15 PM (oMmSx)

57 >>26 My Red Sox open against the damn Yankees tomorrow.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 06, 2022 08:05 PM (OssQ4)

Good vs Evil.

Posted by: Caliban at April 06, 2022 08:15 PM (HgGBT)

58 Geese are certainly not what I think of when it comes to Danishes.

Posted by: Alexander Vindman at April 06, 2022 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)

59 95 in my little spot of Texas yesterday.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 08:15 PM (flbEg)

60 57 >>26 My Red Sox open against the damn Yankees tomorrow.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 06, 2022 08:05 PM (OssQ4)

Good vs Evil.
Posted by: Caliban at April 06, 2022 08:15 PM (HgGBT)


Word. Go Yankees!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 08:15 PM (LKTKP)

61 I wonder if that strutting dog has a malady of some sort?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2022 08:10 PM (63Dwl)

Looks like it, doesn't it?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 08:14 PM (Y7xeS)

Yeah, it's some sort of skeletal disorder. Front legs are all bowed, probably don't rotate correctly.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 06, 2022 08:16 PM (wAnMi)

62 @45

>>What is the politically-correct term for adults who insist on an inalienable right to instruct other people's 4-8 year old children about concepts like pansexuality and gender fluidity, while keeping these conversations secret from the parents?

P*d*ph*le.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2022 08:17 PM (EFct7)

63 93 today, hotter here than in the desert. Can't wait to feel what August will be like.

Posted by: la2la at April 06, 2022 08:17 PM (wfrSv)

64 Kristol is a sneering, imbecilic pervert.

Insulting sneering, imbecilic perverts may seem relevant . . . well yeah, they they are worth insulting. Carry on!

Posted by: Mean Tweets at April 06, 2022 08:17 PM (lXMXP)

65 Stopping after Ur Turn Now, that was too adorable
Everyone have a great evening,
Ann hope your air gets fixed soon

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2022 08:17 PM (2JoB8)

66 Engineers make the best husbands, according to women in the know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)

67 95 in my little spot of Texas yesterday.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 08:15 PM (flbEg)

Jeez. It's 50 here. We're driving to Montana this weekend, 40% chance of snow on Monday.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 08:17 PM (Y7xeS)

68 Has already hit 90's and humid this week in Houston. Cooler weather, only low 80's, rest of this week.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2022 08:14 PM (4I/2K)

Thanks for reminding me why we left Texas, lol.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Hawkeye at April 06, 2022 08:17 PM (TNLBn)

69 Apparently that fox that bit those CongressCritters caught rabies. Poor thing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 08:19 PM (LKTKP)

70 Jordan61, safe trip and have a great time. This also why we don't have the MoMe in July.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 08:19 PM (flbEg)

71 Keeping to tonight's theme ->

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH0Qda32IKM

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2022 08:20 PM (Vswpx)

72 A balmy 82 here in Cochise County AZ. A dry 82. With lots of illegals in the forecast. CCSO has been busy in my AO the past 48 hours catching them. Too bad the feds aren't interested.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli)) at April 06, 2022 08:21 PM (l7Kbv)

73 >>My Red Sox open against the damn Yankees tomorrow.

One of the things I miss about living in Boston was my old place was only a short walk from Fenway. I'm not even a Red Sox fan but there is no better place to watch a ballgame than Fenway Park. No matter what team you root for if you are a baseball fan you have to go to Fenway for a game before you die.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 08:21 PM (ZLI7S)

74 Ben Had, it should be fun! We have no plan, on Saturday morning we are going to load up and drive east.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 08:21 PM (Y7xeS)

75 46 Goosestepper!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 06, 2022 08:21 PM (lCui1)

76 Damn Yankees had a couple of good songs.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 06, 2022 08:21 PM (+WPvU)

77 Meh. I'd just get me one of them paint shakers they have at Kelly Moore. Do it in a fraction of the time.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 06, 2022 08:12 PM (wAnMi)


Once you emulsify your toddlers, you have to keep them cool or else they crack and separate.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2022 08:22 PM (xhaym)

78 I'm afraid ace will attempt to install baby swings like that for his own cubs one day.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 06, 2022 08:22 PM (lCui1)

79 Fenway is a poor man's Yankee Stadium.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 08:22 PM (LKTKP)

80 Omg!
When my boys were tiny, we would
Rig the Johnny Jump Up from the boom down into the salon on our sailboat when we were anchored and I needed them contained while I was making dinner. They jumped and jumped and jumped and it was so sweet and fun and joyous.

And then we all ate fresh Dungeoness crab that had been crawling around at the bottom of the Sound not an hour before.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2022 08:22 PM (U2p+3)

81 I just want to know what's going to happen at 2:17 AM. The suspense is killing me.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2022 08:22 PM (P1f+c)

82 Those are Toulouse geese. I've raised them before.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 06, 2022 08:22 PM (5HBd1)

83 #75

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 06, 2022 08:23 PM (UHVv4)

84 nurse, you home?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 08:23 PM (flbEg)

85 Those are Toulouse geese. I've raised them before.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 06, 2022 08:22 PM (5HBd1)

They have no knees?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2022 08:23 PM (xhaym)

86 81 I just want to know what's going to happen at 2:17 AM. The suspense is killing me.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2022 08:22 PM (P1f+c


Nothing good, that's for sure

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 08:24 PM (LKTKP)

87 Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at April 06, 2022 08:07 PM (y0zVi)

Where the heck do you live that you'd need A/C this early in the year?! We drove through snow in Illinois and Iowa this weekend.

Pineywoods of Deep East Texas -- Nacogdoches, to be precise. 86 and sticky yesterday, 76 and a bit less sticky today.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at April 06, 2022 08:24 PM (y0zVi)

88 >>Fenway is a poor man's Yankee Stadium.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

In this case yours is just wrong. Heathen.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 08:25 PM (ZLI7S)

89 Christina Pushaw @ChristinaPushaw; 22m
Again, I ask in all seriousness: What is the politically-correct term for adults who insist on an inalienable right to instruct other people's 4-8 year old children about concepts like pansexuality and gender fluidity, while keeping these conversations secret from the parents?

Well, to be fair, pædophile worked for quite a while for most English speaking countries!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 08:26 PM (hOUT3)

90 Danish goosestepper
all down the cobblestone street
step to goose girl beat

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2022 08:26 PM (0OP+5)

91 Those are Toulouse geese. I've raised them before.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward

They've gotten loose, but there's way more than two of them.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2022 08:27 PM (P1f+c)

92 "It's Time"

"The significance of the passage of time, so when you think about it there is great significance to passage of time"

Posted by: Kamala! 2022! at April 06, 2022 08:27 PM (a3Q+t)

93 The Capitol fox was positive for rabies. The congressman it bit was admitted to Walter Reed and had started the rabies series of antitoxin shots. 8 other people have been bitten and will need the same treatment.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 06, 2022 08:28 PM (Hm3L5)

94 I can tell we have some city people here

https://tinyurl.com/3au9t94c

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 06, 2022 08:29 PM (5HBd1)

95 93 The Capitol fox was positive for rabies. The congressman it bit was admitted to Walter Reed and had started the rabies series of antitoxin shots. 8 other people have been bitten and will need the same treatment.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 06, 2022 08:28 PM (Hm3L5)

*raises glass to Capitol Fox*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 06, 2022 08:29 PM (lCui1)

96 The Capitol fox was positive for rabies. The congressman it bit was admitted to Walter Reed and had started the rabies series of antitoxin shots. 8 other people have been bitten and will need the same treatment.
Posted by: Jen

I feel worse that they had to put the fox down.

Posted by: Infidel at April 06, 2022 08:29 PM (AhBAQ)

97 "The congressman it bit was admitted to Walter Reed and had started the rabies series of antitoxin shots. 8 other people have been bitten and will need the same treatment"

That is one prolific fox. Maybe it's a Werefox?

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2022 08:29 PM (vrz2I)

98
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 06, 2022 08:29 PM (DUIap)

99 The Capitol fox was positive for rabies. The congressman it bit was admitted to Walter Reed and had started the rabies series of antitoxin shots. 8 other people have been bitten and will need the same treatment.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 06, 2022 08:28 PM (Hm3L5)

I've been vaccinated for rabies (worked at a vet clinic). Found out later that all that gets me is three shots instead of four if I get bitten.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 08:29 PM (Y7xeS)

100 How come there aren't any trans animals in the cafes? At least put a monkey in a dress or something. Inclusivity, Ace. Be better.

Posted by: Pleather is just like leather at April 06, 2022 08:30 PM (KFhLj)

101 93 The Capitol fox was positive for rabies. The congressman it bit was admitted to Walter Reed and had started the rabies series of antitoxin shots. 8 other people have been bitten and will need the same treatment.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 06, 2022 08:28 PM (Hm3L5


Are we sure the rabies came from the fox?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 08:30 PM (LKTKP)

102 No way to tell between a congressman with rabies or not.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 08:30 PM (flbEg)

103 No matter what team you root for if you are a baseball fan you have to go to Fenway for a game before you die.
Posted by: JackStraw

Took the "T" to Fenway several times for games in the 90s. Always a fun time. Saw Mo Vaughan hit a few homers with my dad at one game. I think it was three? I hope to see Boston again some day. Knew that city down to the alleyways.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 06, 2022 08:31 PM (OssQ4)

104 There fox

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 06, 2022 08:31 PM (fsetr)

105 Three cheers for the Fox.

Hip hip hooray
Hip hip hooray
Hip hip hooray

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 06, 2022 08:31 PM (Flckt)

106 No time Toulouse!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 06, 2022 08:31 PM (UHVv4)

107 "How come there aren't any trans animals in the cafes?"

Are you kidding? All of the female penguins dress like men!

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2022 08:31 PM (vrz2I)

108 99 I've been vaccinated for rabies (worked at a vet clinic). Found out later that all that gets me is three shots instead of four if I get bitten.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 08:29 PM (Y7xeS)

This, too, is the story of Covid.

Posted by: CppThis at April 06, 2022 08:31 PM (UewuT)

109 I can tell we have some city people here
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 06, 2022 08:29 PM

They don't get a discount, it's $20.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 08:31 PM (a3Q+t)

110 102 No way to tell between a congressman with rabies or not.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 08:30 PM (flbEg

Isn'tfoamingatthemoutha a Democrat distinctive?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 06, 2022 08:32 PM (eGTCV)

111 AltonJackson, I keep leaving the gate open for you but you ain't here yet.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 08:32 PM (flbEg)

112 The Capitol fox was positive for rabies. The congressman it bit was admitted to Walter Reed and had started the rabies series of antitoxin shots. 8 other people have been bitten and will need the same treatment.

Are we sure the rabies came from the fox?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

10% chance. Nine animals and one fox involved.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2022 08:32 PM (P1f+c)

113 102 No way to tell between a congressman with rabies or not.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 08:30 PM (flbEg)

I have heard that the ones with rabies have very noticeable bloodshot eyes...

The congresspeople, that is!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 08:32 PM (hOUT3)

114 I've been vaccinated for rabies (worked at a vet clinic). Found out later that all that gets me is three shots instead of four if I get bitten.

What a shitty "vaccine." Practically makes the Covid jab seem like a miracle drug by comparison.

Posted by: Pleather is just like leather at April 06, 2022 08:32 PM (KFhLj)

115 Due to the Biden inflation it is now $25 same as in town.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 06, 2022 08:32 PM (Flckt)

116 I've been vaccinated for rabies (worked at a vet clinic). Found out later that all that gets me is three shots instead of four if I get bitten.
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Is it still the painful shots in the stomach?

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 06, 2022 08:32 PM (UHVv4)

117 Get off of me, pleather sock.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2022 08:33 PM (KFhLj)

118 Left-wing writer Eric Boehlert, 57, a former Media Matters pundit who clashed frequently with Breitbart News founder Andrew Breitbart, was killed tragically Monday in New Jersey when he was struck by a train while riding his bicycle.

.. earbuds ?

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2022 08:33 PM (X5CsJ)

119 If there is one thing I don't need it's a too loose goose.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2022 08:33 PM (vrz2I)

120 57 >>26 My Red Sox open against the damn Yankees tomorrow.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 06, 2022 08:05 PM (OssQ4)

Good vs Evil.

Posted by: Caliban at April 06, 2022 08:15 PM (HgGBT)

Maybe once upon a time. Not sure there is much of a difference in how the clubs operate today when it comes to spending.

Then again, I think both the Pirates and Ray's have sucked on the teat of the Luxery Tax for long enough that neither should see another dime of it as long as any member of current ownership has any stake in either team.

Posted by: Bete at April 06, 2022 08:33 PM (xKN4A)

121 Was killed. Tragically?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 06, 2022 08:33 PM (Flckt)

122 Fox can kiss my ass.

Posted by: Old Yeller at April 06, 2022 08:34 PM (fsetr)

123 There fox
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 06, 2022 08:31 PM (fsetr)

There castle

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 08:34 PM (Y7xeS)

124 .. earbuds ?
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2022 08:33 PM (X5CsJ)

It's almost like "situational awareness" is a valid concept!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 08:34 PM (hOUT3)

125 you thought you were smart
screwing the voters harder
fox bit your dumb ass

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2022 08:34 PM (0OP+5)

126 Jeepers Jordan, training the temp is cutting into your blog time in a big way.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 06, 2022 08:34 PM (a4EWo)

127 Fenway is a poor man's Yankee Stadium

Maybe the old Yankee Stadium, new, not even close.

I also love Wrigley above the neo yankoff stadium

Posted by: retretbutch at April 06, 2022 08:35 PM (gE1E/)

128 All of the female penguins dress like men!
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2022 08:31 PM

The polymorphous perversity of Big Penguin is pervasive indeed!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)

129 Due to the Biden inflation it is now $25 same as in town.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant

I think I'll stock up, before it hits $40.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2022 08:35 PM (P1f+c)

130 Dad got bit by a street dog while on vacation in Lima Peru, I have mentioned it before. He had two shots I think, one in Lima and one when he got home.

He considered it to be a less than ideal vacay, with bad food, bad liquor and rabies. He started taking cruise ships after that one.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2022 08:36 PM (xhaym)

131 Jeepers Jordan, training the temp is cutting into your blog time in a big way.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 06, 2022 08:34 PM (a4EWo)

I know! It's killing me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 08:36 PM (Y7xeS)

132 Fox On The Run
https://youtu.be/kRv7EjjwYBI

Posted by: Sweet at April 06, 2022 08:36 PM (4I/2K)

133 Someone please send Duncanthrax a bat.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 08:36 PM (flbEg)

134 Fenway and Wrigley are definitely unique. Cant remember which one or maybe both, still had the trough urinals when I was there. That was an experience, lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 06, 2022 08:36 PM (Flckt)

135 I don't get it. Why is there a squid behind the clock?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 06, 2022 08:36 PM (Wf0xZ)

136 Been to Comerica Park in Detroit for a game, boss man took us a few years ago. Ever since, I noticed the TV coverage never, ever, pans the camera *up*. TV viewers don't get to see what looks like a bombed-out Lebanon skyline. Is very shocking to be there and see in person.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 06, 2022 08:36 PM (OssQ4)

137 The journey begins. Made it to Boise.
Shoutout to the local Hordemates.
My ass is dragging.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2022 08:37 PM (TqWWx)

138
How come there aren't any trans animals in the cafes? At least put a monkey in a dress or something. Inclusivity, Ace. Be better.
Posted by: Pleather is just like leather

How about a working slave monkey?

https://archive.ph/fxMWq

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2022 08:37 PM (63Dwl)

139 I've been vaccinated for rabies (worked at a vet clinic). Found out later that all that gets me is three shots instead of four if I get bitten.
Posted by: Jordan61
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Are they still administered in the belly?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2022 08:37 PM (Vswpx)

140 116. No. Just looked up the protocol. The first injection is immunoglobulin infiltrated around the bite location , then remaining are vaccine which is given intramuscular into the deltoid.on progressive day 3 then 7 then 21? If previously not vaccinated..

Posted by: Jen the original at April 06, 2022 08:38 PM (Hm3L5)

141 I don't get it. Why is there a squid behind the clock?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

So, you haven't seen enough hentai to know where this is going?

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2022 08:38 PM (P1f+c)

142 "Why is there a squid behind the clock?"

That's no squid!

Posted by: Peter at April 06, 2022 08:39 PM (vrz2I)

143 I've been vaccinated for rabies (worked at a vet clinic). Found out later that all that gets me is three shots instead of four if I get bitten.

*

Are your neighbors vaccinated for rabies?

Because your shots don't work unless they are.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 06, 2022 08:39 PM (Wf0xZ)

144 135 I don't get it. Why is there a squid behind the clock?
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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It's killing time.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2022 08:39 PM (Vswpx)

145 106 No time Toulouse!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 06, 2022 08:31 PM (UHVv4)

Eric Idle was an underappreciated Python.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 06, 2022 08:39 PM (PiwSw)

146 If you really wanna be a ripper expert, you gotta get some hookers and practice.

Don't be a dilettante.

Posted by: moviegique at April 06, 2022 08:39 PM (asXVI)

147 Are your neighbors vaccinated for rabies?

Because your shots don't work unless they are.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 06, 2022 08:39 PM (Wf0xZ)


Even now it still sounds stupid as hell. And yet this is the logic they hammered everyone with for two years.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 08:40 PM (LKTKP)

148 Way back when they had a fox den set up at Haines Point golf course (not far from the Capitol) to keep the geese away, I think. Would see the little guys dashing around sometimes.

And how can you get hit by a train while on a bike?? Hard to imagine a scenario where that happens.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2022 08:40 PM (OTzUX)

149 The journey begins. Made it to Boise.
Shoutout to the local Hordemates.
My ass is dragging.
**

This place always has the best haiku.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 06, 2022 08:40 PM (Wf0xZ)

150 Hmmm
If the fox had bit me, I'd of visited a few pols before going to Walter Reed.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2022 08:40 PM (TqWWx)

151 I think I'll watch Time After Time again

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2022 08:40 PM (xX91J)

152 Chantilly Lace could make a fella feel real loose, like a long-necked goose.
Oh, baby that's a what I like!

Posted by: Zombie Big Bopper at April 06, 2022 08:40 PM (4I/2K)

153 Are they still administered in the belly?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2022 08:37 PM (Vswpx)

Mine weren't, but it might be different if you get bitten.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 08:41 PM (Y7xeS)

154 A major lawsuit on behalf of unborn black babies making its way through the courts in Alabama has legal abortion in the crosshairs, alleging that the abortion industry is deliberately targeting black Americans and other minorities.
Over 20 million black babies have been aborted in America so far, and are three to five times more likely to be aborted than white babies.

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2022 08:41 PM (X5CsJ)

155 I was offered rabies vaccine when I went to Africa but it wasn't strongly recommended.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 06, 2022 08:41 PM (eGTCV)

156 How the fuck does one get hit by a train? Darwin in action.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 06, 2022 08:41 PM (fsetr)

157 In Japanese mythology, Moon madness is caused by being bitten by a fox spirit who then possesses the person.

Usually this afflicts maidens who are bitten on a nipple.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2022 08:42 PM (xX91J)

158 In fact, the Yankees don't even have the best stadium in NYC now.

Posted by: retretbutch at April 06, 2022 08:42 PM (gE1E/)

159 133 Someone please send Duncanthrax a bat.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 08:36 PM (flbEg)
a bat haiku

Push pins work better
leather wings must not flutter
some blood must be spilt

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2022 08:42 PM (0OP+5)

160
Even now it still sounds stupid as hell. And yet this is the logic they hammered everyone with for two years.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

**

It was so weird to watch people just gulp it down.

I'M HELPING!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 06, 2022 08:42 PM (Wf0xZ)

161 One thing I love about both the Red Sox and the damn Yankees: no matter where you go in this country, no matter which park they play at -- there's *always* a ton of fans. That's pretty cool.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 06, 2022 08:42 PM (OssQ4)

162 I would liked to have played in the old Tiger stadium. Only really nice place I played was the minor league field in Louisville, KY.

Posted by: Javems at April 06, 2022 08:42 PM (Y7uha)

163 I've been vaccinated for rabies (worked at a vet clinic). Found out later that all that gets me is three shots instead of four if I get bitten.
--------------------
Is it still the painful shots in the stomach?
********
I was bit by a bat a few years ago. The shots were all in muscle. The rabies shots aren't bad it's the gamma goublin injections with the first rabies shot. The quantity is by your weight. I needed five shots in arm and legs.

Posted by: Cosda at April 06, 2022 08:42 PM (XIMj+)

164 Over 20 million black babies have been aborted in America so far, and are three to five times more likely to be aborted than white babies.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2022 08:41 PM (X5CsJ)

Disparate Impact FTW!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 06, 2022 08:42 PM (PiwSw)

165
And how can you get hit by a train while on a bike?? Hard to imagine a scenario where that happens.
Posted by: rhomboid

He missed out on his Last Clear Chance.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2022 08:42 PM (63Dwl)

166 154 A major lawsuit on behalf of unborn black babies making its way through the courts in Alabama has legal abortion in the crosshairs, alleging that the abortion industry is deliberately targeting black Americans and other minorities.
Over 20 million black babies have been aborted in America so far, and are three to five times more likely to be aborted than white babies.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2022 08:41 PM (X5CsJ


May God bring us victory!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 08:42 PM (LKTKP)

167 "How the fuck does one get hit by a train?"

It happens more than you think.

Posted by: Wiley Coyote at April 06, 2022 08:43 PM (vrz2I)

168 118 Left-wing writer Eric Boehlert, 57, a former Media Matters pundit who clashed frequently with Breitbart News founder Andrew Breitbart, was killed tragically Monday in New Jersey when he was struck by a train while riding his bicycle.

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2022 08:33 PM (X5CsJ)

...

That's a shame.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 06, 2022 08:43 PM (DTX3h)

169 >>Took the "T" to Fenway several times for games in the 90s. Always a fun time. Saw Mo Vaughan hit a few homers with my dad at one game. I think it was three? I hope to see Boston again some day. Knew that city down to the alleyways.

For many years I lived just off Commonwealth Ave. and I would walk to Fenway. I would often just go to games and buy scalper tickets, they were cheap if you waited until after the first pitch. I lived outside the city growing up and we would take the T into the city and sit in the bleachers, buy a dog and a few cokes that tasted like beer for some reason for a total of like $10 bucks.

Most memorable game I saw was Clemens thowing 20 strikeouts almost 40 years ago this month. By the end of the game there just a couple thousand of us in the stands. It was an incredible performance.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 08:43 PM (ZLI7S)

170 Eromero. I love You.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 08:43 PM (flbEg)

171
nocturnal clicking
flying spirited and free
tiny guano drops

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 08:44 PM (a3Q+t)

172 when he was struck by a train while riding his bicycle.

He should have been watching his surroundings instead of ranting against Trump....

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2022 08:44 PM (xX91J)

173 No. Just looked up the protocol. The first injection is immunoglobulin infiltrated around the bite location, then remaining are vaccine which is given intramuscular into the deltoid.on progressive day 3 then 7 then 21? If previously not vaccinated.
-------------------
Good news; I vaguely recalled it had changed for the better.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 06, 2022 08:44 PM (UHVv4)

174 And how can you get hit by a train while on a bike?? Hard to imagine a scenario where that happens.
Posted by: rhomboid

He missed out on his Last Clear Chance.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2022 08:42 PM (63Dwl)

It was his time and place.

Posted by: Final Destination at April 06, 2022 08:44 PM (4I/2K)

175 Maybe we should all get the rabies vaccine just to flatten the curve.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 06, 2022 08:45 PM (a4EWo)

176 "How the fuck does one get hit by a train?"

*

Down here in the South illegals are constantly getting hit by trains.

Apparently they get drunk(er) and use them for walking from point A to point B and don't hear the 8 gazillion ton thing blowing its horn a half mile back.

El splat!

Or splatto!, I'm not sure.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 06, 2022 08:45 PM (Wf0xZ)

177 154 Um, that was Margaret Sanger's intent.

And given the USSC, they'll decide the solution is that more babies of other races need to be aborted to make up the difference.

Which creat the need for a draft that the left will scream in joy over.

Posted by: Bete at April 06, 2022 08:45 PM (xKN4A)

178 Maybe we should all get the rabies vaccine just to flatten the curve.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Stay safe!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2022 08:45 PM (F6McX)

179 Jack, you're not really 29, are you?

That's awesome memories, right there.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 06, 2022 08:45 PM (OssQ4)

180 I was offered rabies vaccine when I went to Africa but it wasn't strongly recommended.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

With the rabid lions, hyenas, hippos, elephants, rhinos..... I don't think rabies would be the big issue. And it's tough to inoculate against tramplings and dismemberments.

Probably the same for a trip to Australia. The poison will get you long before the rabies.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2022 08:45 PM (P1f+c)

181 Then there was that film crew illegally on a rail bridge and unexpectedly a train showed up

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2022 08:46 PM (xX91J)

182 It''s ON now, competing bat haiku.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 08:46 PM (flbEg)

183 FYI the United States Post Office has .58 cent Otter stamps you can order from their website.
They are River otters but still an otter.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2022 08:46 PM (UUBmN)

184 Get in my belly, scumbag politicians.

Posted by: The Capital Fox at April 06, 2022 08:46 PM (Xrfse)

185 Left-wing writer Eric Boehlert, 57, a former Media Matters pundit who clashed frequently with Breitbart News founder Andrew Breitbart, was killed tragically Monday in New Jersey when he was struck by a train while riding his bicycle.

*

It's my understanding that we're supposed to point and laugh at him if he was an anti-vaxxer.

I bet he was pro-train, so close enough. Same rules apply.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 06, 2022 08:46 PM (Wf0xZ)

186 Pineywoods of Deep East Texas -- Nacogdoches, to be precise. 86 and sticky yesterday, 76 and a bit less sticky today.
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It was 97 down here just north of Austin yesterday.
Only 77 today.

Posted by: Drc at April 06, 2022 08:46 PM (llGBY)

187 Maybe we should all get the rabies vaccine just to flatten the curve.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 06, 2022 08:45 PM (a4EWo)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 08:47 PM (Y7xeS)

188 The violent protests followed a turbulent 24 hours in which communist President Pedro Castillo abruptly announced a "curfew" stripping citizens of their constitutional rights, then repealed the curfew when thousands disobeyed it. The curfew, Castillo claimed, was an attempt to subdue nationwide protests against skyrocketing gasoline and food prices, an increasingly common phenomenon in the world's most vulnerable economies.

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2022 08:48 PM (X5CsJ)

189 I suck
At haiku
Bats too

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2022 08:48 PM (vrz2I)

190 159
Bats for Duncanthrax
Are tempting the fates for sure
Suggest something else

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 08:48 PM (hOUT3)

191 With the rabid lions, hyenas, hippos, elephants, rhinos..... I don't think rabies would be the big issue. And it's tough to inoculate against tramplings and dismemberments.

Monkeys and dogs running free

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 06, 2022 08:48 PM (eGTCV)

192 The Bat and the Fox
The Pub that offers plenty
GammaG shots free.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2022 08:48 PM (TqWWx)

193 Danish geese are nice, but no competition for the Famous Peabody Ducks of Memphis, TN.
https://youtu.be/_lFZT7Cidc4

Posted by: Ms. Johnnie at April 06, 2022 08:49 PM (zjUql)

194 And it's tough to inoculate against tramplings and dismemberments.

Or trains.

Posted by: Eric Boehlert at April 06, 2022 08:49 PM (U+Oxn)

195 Not about bats, but a favorite:

There was a young man
From Cork who got limericks
And haikus confused

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 06, 2022 08:49 PM (PiwSw)

196 So if you get kilt by a train while riding your bike, you're pretty much guaranteed to be at fault, right? Trains generally have the right-of-way except for certain highly controlled scenarios involving switches and other trains.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 06, 2022 08:49 PM (Wf0xZ)

197 Over 20 million black babies have been aborted in America so far, and are three to five times more likely to be aborted than white babies.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2022 08:41 PM (X5CsJ

I'm guessing like the Will Smith/Chris Rock thing this is something I'm not suppose to have an opinion on.

Posted by: Bete at April 06, 2022 08:49 PM (xKN4A)

198
I keep leaving the gate open for you but you ain't here yet.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 08:32 PM

thx, Ben Had

in the grand scheme of things, soon

but not soon enough

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 06, 2022 08:50 PM (DUIap)

199 Why do you hate Scienx, Jordan61?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 06, 2022 08:50 PM (Wf0xZ)

200 Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 08:43 PM (ZLI7S)

Must have been his rookie year.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 06, 2022 08:50 PM (oMmSx)

201 FL woman walks away from driving car into moving train. Full report here with short videos.

https://tinyurl.com/yckpc47z

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 06, 2022 08:50 PM (UHVv4)

202 Hit by a train?
Ear buds.

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2022 08:50 PM (cPGH3)

203 N.L. Lurker. just a little more work on your haiku skills and your there.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 08:50 PM (flbEg)

204 197 Over 20 million black babies have been aborted in America so far, and are three to five times more likely to be aborted than white babies.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2022 08:41 PM (X5CsJ

That stat is why BLM was a grifting operation from the get-go. If Black Lives really mattered to them, they would have been burning down abortion clinics.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 06, 2022 08:51 PM (PiwSw)

205 Laws of physics dictate that right of way or not, the train is going to win.

Posted by: Bete at April 06, 2022 08:51 PM (xKN4A)

206 >>Jack, you're not really 29, are you?

I might be 30.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 08:51 PM (ZLI7S)

207 4" of rain here today so far and it's still pouring. The creek is a lake.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2022 08:51 PM (vrz2I)

208 #163 Thanks for the further info, Cosda.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 06, 2022 08:52 PM (UHVv4)

209 they would have been burning down abortion clinics.

*

Healthcare Clinics, H8r!
- White Democrats

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 06, 2022 08:52 PM (Wf0xZ)

210 Maybe we should all get the rabies vaccine just to flatten the curve.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Stay safe!!
-----
If it saves one life!!!

It's for the children!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2022 08:52 PM (UUBmN)

211 Why do you hate Scienx, Jordan61?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 06, 2022 08:50 PM (Wf0xZ)

Because I want to kill grandma and I'm literally Hitler.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 08:53 PM (Y7xeS)

212 196 So if you get kilt by a train while riding your bike, you're pretty much guaranteed to be at fault, right? Trains generally have the right-of-way except for certain highly controlled scenarios involving switches and other trains.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 06, 2022 08:49 PM (Wf0xZ)

The tracks sure seem like
a clue to even a dunce
But these days who knows

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 08:53 PM (hOUT3)

213 your sonar is weak
standard one ping only please
this guano is thick

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2022 08:53 PM (0OP+5)

214 Because I want to kill grandma and I'm literally Hitler.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 08:53 PM (Y7xeS)

I knew there was something about you I liked!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 08:54 PM (hOUT3)

215 >>Must have been his rookie year.

2nd or 3rd year if I remember.

Regardless of what he did in his later years when he was young he was a monster.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 08:54 PM (ZLI7S)

216 Sanger and Ginsberg killed racial equality in the womb and LBJ enslaved the rest.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 08:55 PM (flbEg)

217 CBD with Modigliani and Ace with this. Ouch, I didn't think we were being bad.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 08:04 PM (flbEg)

That painting this morning was truly bad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2022 08:56 PM (P3gRi)

218 Sticky Pine Tar is
Rule Book Says Not Allowed
George Bret Not Amused

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 06, 2022 08:56 PM (PiwSw)

219 Must have been his rookie year.

2nd or 3rd year if I remember.

Regardless of what he did in his later years when he was young he was a monster.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 08:54 PM (ZLI7S)

I think his rookie year was 1984. Thats 38 years ago and why I thought it may be when you saw him. I may be misremembering.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 06, 2022 08:56 PM (oMmSx)

220 196 So if you get kilt by a train while riding your bike, you're pretty much guaranteed to be at fault, right? Trains generally have the right-of-way except for certain highly controlled scenarios involving switches and other trains.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 06, 2022 08:49 PM (Wf0xZ)

--------------------------

Nonsense. Just another tragic Covid fatality.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2022 08:57 PM (CAJOC)

221 >>>I'm afraid ace will attempt to install baby swings like that for his own cubs one day.

>When the babies a safely tucked in for the evening, that's when swings become a tool in his sex dungeon.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 06, 2022 08:57 PM (pNhkh)

222 You want grandma dead
You are pretty much Hitler
Wear your mask asshole

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 08:58 PM (LKTKP)

223 216 Sanger and Ginsberg killed racial equality in the womb and LBJ enslaved the rest.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 08:55 PM (flbEg)

Sadly, I fear that they and Stan are getting along just fine in the afterlife!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 08:59 PM (hOUT3)

224 201
Went for a spin, did she?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 06, 2022 08:59 PM (roH4R)

225 4" of rain here today so far and it's still pouring. The creek is a lake.
Posted by: fd

The key question is what does the creek identify as?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2022 08:59 PM (F6McX)

226 AOP, we must not have a true appreciation of ART. Art was a fun guy when he had a few beers.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 08:59 PM (flbEg)

227 you ran the bases
you made it all the way home
but you missed second

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2022 08:59 PM (0OP+5)

228 Did Clemens ever cop to using HGH?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 08:59 PM (LKTKP)

229 When the babies a safely tucked in for the evening, that's when swings become a tool in his sex dungeon.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 06, 2022 08:57 PM (pNhkh)

I'm very glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 09:00 PM (Y7xeS)

230 Otter stamps sound cool
Way better than a bat haiku
Going back to lurking

Posted by: Parametric at April 06, 2022 09:01 PM (eOSuW)

231 Do your part and get rabies vaxxed today. We're all in this together.

Posted by: PSA at April 06, 2022 09:01 PM (4I/2K)

232 I'd never been to Yankee Stadium, I'm from from the midwest, and I was indignant that they tore the old stadium down.

It seemed wrong to me, the place where so much history was made, and I don't recall hearing much debate about it. Why was that? Wasn't there an outcry?

Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2022 09:01 PM (7JrpY)

233
bat flies sees nothing
from his nest eagle sees all
the groundhog takes bets

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 09:01 PM (a3Q+t)

234 I'm very glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 09:00 PM (Y7xeS

Dang girl. Even my mind didn't go there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 09:01 PM (LKTKP)

235 227 you ran the bases
you made it all the way home
but you missed second
Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2022 08:59 PM (0OP+5)

------------------------------

In the game of love
Who cares if you miss a base?
Slide on in to home

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2022 09:01 PM (CAJOC)

236 >>I think his rookie year was 1984. Thats 38 years ago and why I thought it may be when you saw him. I may be misremembering.

You were right. 1986.

https://tinyurl.com/2p848rpu

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 09:02 PM (ZLI7S)

237 Did Clemens ever cop to using HGH?
-----------------------
Disguised as rabies shots.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 06, 2022 09:02 PM (UHVv4)

238
winter has struck out
spring comes up to bat and swings
humming birds pop up

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 09:03 PM (a3Q+t)

239 228 Did Clemens ever cop to using HGH?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 08:59 PM (LKTKP)
Well he did use lead but he was using the name Twain.

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2022 09:03 PM (0OP+5)

240 So Boehlert caught a train?

I can't be the first one to say this. It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2022 09:03 PM (F6McX)

241 Otter stamps sound cool
Way better than a bat haiku
Going back to lurking
------------------
LOL.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 06, 2022 09:03 PM (UHVv4)

242 Oh, it poetry slam night here...

Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2022 09:04 PM (UUBmN)

243 All my grandparents are already dead so I guess I'll have to settle for just being literally Hitler.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 06, 2022 09:04 PM (II3Gr)

244 In the game of love
Who cares if you miss a base?
Slide on in to home
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2022 09:01 PM (CAJOC)

Stop right there!
I gotta know right now.
What's it gonna be, boy, yes or no?

Posted by: Paradise, Dashboard Lights Edition at April 06, 2022 09:04 PM (4I/2K)

245 "The key question is what does the creek identify as?
Posted by: Tonypete

Usually a trickle. I've never seen it this high. Must be climate change. Or all that property they cleared upstream.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2022 09:04 PM (vrz2I)

246 I feel worse that they had to put the fox down.

Posted by: Infidel at April 06, 2022 08:29 PM (AhBAQ)

SOP for suspected rabid animals. They have to dissect the brain. The rabid fox would have died an ugly death in the end anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2022 09:05 PM (P3gRi)

247 99 in RGV Texas today

Posted by: Lord percy or Senor Coffee at April 06, 2022 09:05 PM (iSbhf)

248 Obviously Boehlert wasn't lookin for the last train to Clarksville.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 09:05 PM (flbEg)

249 ...crunchy figs

Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at April 06, 2022 09:05 PM (Xrfse)

250 Horde watches cute pets
A hundred comments pass by
Poetry ensues

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2022 09:05 PM (P1f+c)

251 In the game of love
Who cares if you miss a base?
Slide on in to home
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2022 09:01 PM (CAJOC)
You get a Oscar.

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2022 09:06 PM (0OP+5)

252 >>>Happy dog strut

Who's been cornholing the dog?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 06, 2022 09:06 PM (hVqGz)

253 Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 09:03 PM (a3Q+t)

Spring has now sprung here
But the winter gloom lingers
Summer brings relief

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 09:06 PM (hOUT3)

254 SOP for suspected rabid animals. They have to dissect the brain. The rabid fox would have died an ugly death in the end anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Now do Joe Biden.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2022 09:06 PM (P1f+c)

255 democrats in the grotto

Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at April 06, 2022 09:07 PM (Xrfse)

256 Posted by: Infidel at April 06, 2022 08:29 PM (AhBAQ)

SOP for suspected rabid animals. They have to dissect the brain. The rabid fox would have died an ugly death in the end anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Oh, I know AOP, I was just hoping for more attacks before it was caught.

That's terrible.

Posted by: Infidel at April 06, 2022 09:07 PM (AhBAQ)

257 10 Again, I ask in all seriousness: What is the politically-correct term for adults who insist on an inalienable right to instruct other people's 4-8 year old children about concepts like pansexuality and gender fluidity, while keeping these conversations secret from the parents?
----
Death-row inmate
Hangee
.45 cal testing target

How am I doing?

Posted by: Ciampino at April 06, 2022 09:07 PM (qfLjt)

258 Dang girl. Even my mind didn't go there.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 09:01 PM (LKTKP)

The Horde has corrupted me. I used to be sweet and naive.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 09:07 PM (Y7xeS)

259 251 In the game of love
Who cares if you miss a base?
Slide on in to home
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2022 09:01 PM (CAJOC)
You get a Oscar.
Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2022 09:06 PM (0OP+5)

----------------------------

Do I get to slap someone?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2022 09:07 PM (CAJOC)

260 >>> 245 "The key question is what does the creek identify as?
Posted by: Tonypete

Usually a trickle. I've never seen it this high. Must be climate change. Or all that property they cleared upstream.
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2022 09:04 PM (vrz2I)

Wasn't me.

Posted by: John Dutton at April 06, 2022 09:08 PM (llON8)

261 Dont rabies shots cost $30k? Guy at work said he had to pay out of pocket. Of course we had shifty benefits. Glad I burned the place down.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 06, 2022 09:08 PM (FbZY4)

262 I call bullshit.

Posted by: Infidel at April 06, 2022 09:09 PM (AhBAQ)

263 democrats in the grotto
Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at April 06, 2022 09:07 PM (Xrfse)

musty pelts glimmering in the moonlight

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2022 09:09 PM (4I/2K)

264 Caimpino, hog food.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 09:09 PM (flbEg)

265 Death-row inmate
Hangee
.45 cal testing target
How am I doing?
Posted by: Ciampino at April 06, 2022 09:07 PM (qfLjt)

Covid vax test case!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 09:09 PM (hOUT3)

266 Again, I ask in all seriousness: What is the politically-correct term for adults who insist on an inalienable right to instruct other people's 4-8 year old children about concepts like pansexuality and gender fluidity, while keeping these conversations secret from the parents?
----
Death-row inmate
Hangee
.45 cal testing target

How am I doing?
Posted by: Ciampino

Your haiku needs work. 5-7-5, not 4-2-8.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2022 09:09 PM (P1f+c)

267 259 251 In the game of love
Who cares if you miss a base?
Slide on in to home
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2022 09:01 PM (CAJOC)
You get a Oscar.
Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2022 09:06 PM (0OP+5)

----------------------------

Do I get to slap someone?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2022 09:07 PM (CAJOC)
Yes. Use that Oscar.

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2022 09:09 PM (0OP+5)

268 Death-row inmate
Hangee
.45 cal testing target

How am I doing?
Posted by: Ciampino at April 06, 2022 09:07 PM

Philosophically, A+.
Haikuily, C.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 09:10 PM (a3Q+t)

269 tiny bat in cave
weaponized by Fauci
can humans be saved

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 06, 2022 09:10 PM (a4EWo)

270 I crossed paths with Clemens wife in Whole Food Market. I did not know it was her at first because I first saw a blonde lady in tight jeans down the aisle with her back to me. I went down the adjacent aisle so I could turn the corner to see what was doing. When I turned the corner I saw it was Clemen's wife so I kept rolling.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 06, 2022 09:11 PM (oMmSx)

271 A woman got her leg cut off by a train. it was really long train. 4 engines leading, four in the middle, four at the end. It was very long, empty coal cars. It stopped in the middle of town, for a long time. People began to climb over between cars, or crawl under. Well, one woman timed it badly. Severed proximal to the knee. The good news is there was an ambulance crew really close tending to a bum who had passed out. She survived. I saw her just after, when the medics showed up. Bizarre thing to see.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 06, 2022 09:12 PM (x8Wzq)

272 The Horde has corrupted me. I used to be sweet and naive.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 09:07 PM

Remember, you carry and represent the honor and purity of the Bacon Wenches.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 09:12 PM (a3Q+t)

273 Death-row inmate
Hangee
.45 cal testing target

How am I doing?
Posted by: Ciampino at April 06, 2022 09:07 PM (qfLjt)

------------------------

A worthy attempt
Your meter is way off, though.
Try to be better

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2022 09:12 PM (CAJOC)

274 bare your arm
lose your soul
no one is your better

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 09:13 PM (flbEg)

275 So if you get kilt by a train while riding your bike, you're pretty much guaranteed to be at fault, right? Trains generally have the right-of-way except for certain highly controlled scenarios involving switches and other trains.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 06, 2022 08:49 PM (Wf0xZ)

Trains also have the right of weight.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2022 09:13 PM (P3gRi)

276
I call bullshit.
Posted by: Infidel

1-877-BULL-4-KIDS

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2022 09:13 PM (63Dwl)

277

Women with dicks...
Liberating

Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at April 06, 2022 09:14 PM (Xrfse)

278 Ass got bit by fox?
don't fear we have a vaccine
not a bat you think?

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2022 09:14 PM (0OP+5)

279 Jordan61, remember it happened gently.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 09:14 PM (flbEg)

280 Posted by: Ciampino at April 06, 2022 09:07 PM
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 09:10 PM (a3Q+t)

Death row inmate now
Soon to leave this mortal coil
Then to rot in hell

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 09:15 PM (hOUT3)

281 Am I really banned?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2022 09:15 PM (qnVBz)

282 276
I call bullshit.
Posted by: Infidel

1-877-BULL-4-KIDS
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2022 09:13 PM (63Dwl)

-----------------------------

The Groomer thread was the previous thread.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2022 09:15 PM (CAJOC)

283 The train will be sentenced to... 30 years of carrying coal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2022 09:16 PM (F/J1O)

284 Where do they find humans to milk for the Human Rabies Immune Globulin?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 06, 2022 09:16 PM (yQpMk)

285 Margot Cleveland
@ProfMJCleveland
THREAD: Breaking. Durham files Motion to Compel Clinton Campaign, DNC, and Fusion GPS to produce material w/h based on "attorney-client" privilege.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 06, 2022 09:16 PM (VhE0u)

286 Am I really banned?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
----
Yes, can't you tell?

Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2022 09:16 PM (UUBmN)

287 A call out in the content and the sidebar in one week? Yeah, you can say I am kind of a big deal around here. Basically a COB.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2022 09:16 PM (qnVBz)

288 Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain
And then he lost his leg in Dallas, he was dancing with a train

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 06, 2022 09:17 PM (II3Gr)

289 The marching geese video is hilarious!
All of the vids are great.
This is my favorite thread, every day.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 06, 2022 09:17 PM (jTmQV)

290 Now do Joe Biden.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2022 09:06 PM (P1f+c)

I wouldn't do Jill Biden with a stolen dick. Joe is right out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2022 09:17 PM (P3gRi)

291 281 Am I really banned?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2022 09:15 PM (qnVBz)

You don't seem to be. Comment is still there on refresh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2022 09:17 PM (F/J1O)

292 286 Am I really banned?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
----
Yes, can't you tell?
Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2022 09:16 PM (UUBmN)

Where did Cat Ass Trophy go? Haven't seen him here lately!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 09:17 PM (hOUT3)

293
bats, Congress Ave bridge
on the wings of the nightfall
gothic, enchanting

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 09:17 PM (a3Q+t)

294 THREAD: Breaking. Durham files Motion to Compel Clinton Campaign, DNC, and Fusion GPS to produce material w/h based on "attorney-client" privilege.
Posted by: IrishEi

Not breaking, every line will be redacted.

Posted by: Infidel at April 06, 2022 09:17 PM (AhBAQ)

295 Where did Cat Ass Trophy go? Haven't seen him here lately!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 09:17 PM (hOUT3)

I wonder what he did?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2022 09:18 PM (F/J1O)

296 Irish Ei, Wow, that 's going to bite some people in the ass. Shoulda thought twice about attorney /client privileges , suckers.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 09:19 PM (flbEg)

297 Where did Cat Ass Trophy go? Haven't seen him here lately!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 09:17 PM

He was here a day or two ago. It's like he just poof!, vanished.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 09:19 PM (a3Q+t)

298 Well, shit. I see my hash changed since the power went out last night.

Posted by: Infidel at April 06, 2022 09:20 PM (AhBAQ)

299
The train will be sentenced to... 30 years of carrying coal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Will there be any coal fired power plants left then?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2022 09:20 PM (63Dwl)

300 Miss Cat Ass Trophy.

Weird handle but great poster. Shame.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 09:20 PM (LKTKP)

301 Where did Cat Ass Trophy go? Haven't seen him here lately!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
----
Apparently he hangs out on the side bar now...
Too good for us mere commenters...

Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2022 09:20 PM (UUBmN)

302 The marching geese video is hilarious!
All of the vids are great.
This is my favorite thread, every day.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 06, 2022 09:17 PM (jTmQV)

Were they doing the goose step?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2022 09:20 PM (P3gRi)

303 The poor fellow who met his demise at the hands of train, I don't blame the train.
I can picture in my mind the fellow throwing himself in front of the train, the train keeps doing what trains do, then the fellow looks at the train in astonishment and blurts out "Don't you know who I am???"
Clean up on aisle 9.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 06, 2022 09:20 PM (jTmQV)

304 Where did Cat Ass Trophy go? Haven't seen him here lately!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 09:17 PM

He was here a day or two ago. It's like he just poof!, vanished.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 09:19 PM (a3Q+t)

Let's have a séance and try to contact him through Buzzion.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2022 09:20 PM (4I/2K)

305 I wonder what he did?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2022 09:18 PM

Probably broke CBD's 100-comment rule, or snarked at Ace about a missing close tag.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 09:20 PM (a3Q+t)

306 Not breaking, every line will be redacted.
Posted by: Infidel at April 06, 2022 09:17 PM (AhBAQ)


Connected Democrat lawyers have a million ways to evade the law justice for the those injured by Democrats!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 09:21 PM (hOUT3)

307 Probably broke CBD's 100-comment rule, or snarked at Ace about a missing close tag.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

*

I think it involved ad-blockers and toenail fungus.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 06, 2022 09:21 PM (Wf0xZ)

308 Tomorrow I go to work in a real office for the first time in over two years. I'm getting hives just thinking about it. Good thing it is only for the day just to show the IT flag. I hope I remember to wear pants.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 06, 2022 09:21 PM (+3ARs)

309 People can sustain an animal bite without knowing it. You may see congresscritters giving a speech and begin foaming at the mouth. For most of them, this is perfectly normal.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2022 09:22 PM (lz5hY)

310 Maybe cat ass trophy put maple syrup on French toast?

Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2022 09:22 PM (UUBmN)

311 Probably broke CBD's 100-comment rule, or snarked at Ace about a missing close tag.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 09:20 PM (a3Q+t)

Can't be true, I have snarked on ace in a variety of forms.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2022 09:22 PM (F/J1O)

312 Good evening. Just finished up Tucker a bit late. Wow.. he reamed Romney a new one.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 06, 2022 09:22 PM (nxdel)

313 Who gets Cat's stuff?

I'd kinda like that crocheted pot holder.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 09:23 PM (LKTKP)

314 308 Tomorrow I go to work in a real office for the first time in over two years. I'm getting hives just thinking about it. Good thing it is only for the day just to show the IT flag. I hope I remember to wear pants.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 06, 2022 09:21 PM (+3ARs)

It's the people, not the covid, I hope.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2022 09:23 PM (F/J1O)

315
Miss Cat Ass Trophy.
Weird handle but great poster.
Shame.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 09:20 PM

Need 4 more syllables to go with shame.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 09:23 PM (a3Q+t)

316 The train will be sentenced to... 30 years of carrying coal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Will there be any coal fired power plants left then?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2022 09:20 PM (63Dwl)

Not to worry, they are carrying the coal to the West Coast to be shipped to China!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 09:23 PM (hOUT3)

317 313 Who gets Cat's stuff?

I'd kinda like that crocheted pot holder.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 09:23 PM (LKTKP)

That's... not a pot holder...

Knitted Dick cozys/condoms have never really taken off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2022 09:24 PM (F/J1O)

318 This is not a haiku
Even though it seems like one.
Don't read it that way

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2022 09:24 PM (CAJOC)

319 "Tomorrow I go to work in a real office for the first time in over two years."

Just wear pajamas, same as at home.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 06, 2022 09:24 PM (jTmQV)

320 Miss Cat Ass Trophy.
Weird handle but great poster.
Shame.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 09:20 PM

Need 4 more syllables to go with shame.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 09:23 PM (a3Q+t

Shame, he'll be missed

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 09:25 PM (hOUT3)

321 Miss Cat Ass Trophy

Weird handle but great poster

Shame. Oh well. Soups on!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 09:25 PM (LKTKP)

322 to show the IT flag. I hope I remember to wear pants.
Posted by: Beartooth

This is your big chance to wear pant suggested by P.Squirrel!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 06, 2022 09:25 PM (45trY)

323 Not to worry, they are carrying the coal to the West Coast to be shipped to China!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 09:23 PM (hOUT3)

I could see that happening. IIRC, from way back in the 90's when Clinton made a coal field a national park, one of the interesting tidbits was that that coal field was very low sulfur- whereas the coal produced by china is dirty as hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2022 09:25 PM (F/J1O)

324 317 313 Who gets Cat's stuff?

I'd kinda like that crocheted pot holder.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 09:23 PM (LKTKP)

That's... not a pot holder...

Knitted Dick cozys/condoms have never really taken off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2022 09:24 PM (F/J1O)


Anyone got hand sanitizer???

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 09:25 PM (LKTKP)

325 That's... not a pot holder...

Knitted Dick cozys/condoms have never really taken off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2022 09:24 PM (F/J1O)

#girthy

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 06, 2022 09:26 PM (BgMrQ)

326 306
Oops!
Connected Democrat lawyers have a million ways to evade the law justice for the those injured by Democrats!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 09:27 PM (hOUT3)

327 Can't be true, I have snarked on ace in a variety of forms.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2022 09:22 PM

Ace seems to be a little more sensitive these days. Maybe the Ewokian equivalent of Pon Farr is upon him?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 09:27 PM (a3Q+t)

328 Knitted Dick Cozy's.

Great band name.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 09:27 PM (LKTKP)

329 Remember, you carry and represent the honor and purity of the Bacon Wenches.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 09:12 PM (a3Q+t)

Dammit. Should've read the fine print...

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 09:27 PM (Y7xeS)

330 "Knitted Dick cozys/condoms have never really taken off"

The "comfort pouch" was too scratchy.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2022 09:28 PM (vrz2I)

331 ||He missed out on his Last Clear Chance.

WHY DON'T THEY LOOK?!

Posted by: moviegique at April 06, 2022 09:28 PM (asXVI)

332 Sometimes a banning is due to bad luck regarding hashes: ie getting new hash that had been previously banned. It has happened before. Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 06, 2022 09:28 PM (x8Wzq)

333 Irish Ei, Wow, that 's going to bite some people in the ass. Shoulda thought twice about attorney /client privileges , suckers.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 09:19 PM (flbEg)
~~~~~

Someone should have told them that opposition research is not "legal advice." LOL

Posted by: IrishEi at April 06, 2022 09:29 PM (VhE0u)

334 Knitted Dick cozys/condoms have never really taken off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Types
*Thinks*
**Deletes**

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 09:29 PM (hOUT3)

335 Even if you think Durham is a fraud but you believe Margot Cleveland Margot Cleveland you should read this.

This is one reason this takes so long.

THREAD: Breaking. Durham files Motion to Compel Clinton Campaign, DNC, and Fusion GPS to produce material w/h based on "attorney-client" privilege.

https://tinyurl.com/37zzwzrj

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 09:29 PM (ZLI7S)

336 328 Sounds like an obscure British breakfast dish.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2022 09:29 PM (lz5hY)

337 329 Remember, you carry and represent the honor and purity of the Bacon Wenches.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 09:12 PM (a3Q+t)

Dammit. Should've read the fine print...
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 09:27 PM (Y7xeS)

When a Bacon Wench is cast out, do they break her tongs in front of her and throw arugula at her as she walks away?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2022 09:29 PM (F/J1O)

338 334 Knitted Dick cozys/condoms have never really taken off.

Types
*Thinks*
**Deletes**
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 09:29 PM (hOUT3)

Especially the wool ones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2022 09:30 PM (F/J1O)

339 it's too bad the fox couldn't be saved by dissecting the congress critters brain.

:/

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at April 06, 2022 09:30 PM (1DgE4)

340 There is also the deadly commenting on an old thread thing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 06, 2022 09:30 PM (x8Wzq)

341 333 Irish Ei, Wow, that 's going to bite some people in the ass. Shoulda thought twice about attorney /client privileges , suckers.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 09:19 PM (flbEg)
~~~~~
Someone should have told them that opposition research is not "legal advice." LOL
Posted by: IrishEi at April 06, 2022 09:29 PM (VhE0u)

SCCJ John Roberts says not to worry, it is really just another tax!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 09:30 PM (hOUT3)

342 334 Knitted Dick cozys/condoms have never really taken off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Types
*Thinks*
**Deletes**
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 09:29 PM (hOUT3)

----------------------------

Thinking before you comment?! What, you think you're better than us??

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2022 09:31 PM (CAJOC)

343 When a Bacon Wench is cast out, do they break her tongs in front of her and throw arugula at her as she walks away?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2022 09:29 PM (F/J1O


Jordan is made. Like in the mob. She can't be cast out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 09:31 PM (LKTKP)

344 I Hope's everyone watched Presdent Obama yesterday. We loves him and needs him to help fix Trump's mess.

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 06, 2022 09:32 PM (7SiKm)

345 Chain jumped off sprocket, busted nuts, looked up...and ..
he got runned over by a damn old train.....

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2022 09:32 PM (0OP+5)

346 Aetius, the Bacon Wench title is passed on with honor and ceremony. In the word of Joke Bribe'em, this is a big fuckin deal.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 09:33 PM (flbEg)

347 Jordan is made. Like in the mob. She can't be cast out.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 09:31 PM (LKTKP)

Bacon Wenches are a protected class!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 06, 2022 09:33 PM (hOUT3)

348 really? There used to be a lot of patterns for willie warmers

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 06, 2022 09:33 PM (5HBd1)

349 344 I Hope's everyone watched Presdent Obama yesterday. We loves him and needs him to help fix Trump's mess.
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 06, 2022 09:32 PM (7SiKm)

No but I did marvel at a rather large morning constitution I made.

Pretty much the same thing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 09:33 PM (LKTKP)

350 Foxes are cute critters but apparently this one tested positive for rabies.
If the news can be believed anymore.
About anything, large or small.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 06, 2022 09:34 PM (jTmQV)

351 there are patterns for knitted uteruses too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 06, 2022 09:34 PM (5HBd1)

352 348 really? There used to be a lot of patterns for willie warmers
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 06, 2022 09:33 PM (5HBd1)

'willie warmers'

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2022 09:35 PM (F/J1O)

353 351 there are patterns for knitted uteruses too.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 06, 2022 09:34 PM (5HBd1)

Isn't that also a willie warmer?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2022 09:35 PM (F/J1O)

354 >>THREAD: Breaking. Durham files Motion to Compel Clinton Campaign, DNC, and Fusion GPS to produce material w/h based on "attorney-client" privilege.
Posted by: IrishEi

Did you beat me to the punch?


Ok, I'm watching you.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 09:36 PM (ZLI7S)

355 So who knew Cat Ass Trophy has a side gig knitting willie warmers.

Never knew there was a market.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 09:37 PM (LKTKP)

356 there are patterns for knitted uteruses too.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 06, 2022 09:34 PM

Those pink hat things that were popular a few years ago?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2022 09:37 PM (a3Q+t)

357 Very nice animal frenz pics.
But seriously when they link you to Twitter is EVERY tweet, including cute animal vids, immediately followed by several JFB State Media Talking Point tweets and Leftist Influencer Republican Shaming Tweets?

Posted by: Zek at April 06, 2022 09:37 PM (9RLhb)

358 Here are the crotchet patterns for the dangly bits, if anyone is interested.

https://tinyurl.com/4xfyct9n

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 06, 2022 09:37 PM (jTmQV)

359 https://youtu.be/NM6I-pmV0RA

You can thank me later.

Posted by: Infidel at April 06, 2022 09:37 PM (AhBAQ)

360 353 351 there are patterns for knitted uteruses too.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 06, 2022 09:34 PM (5HBd1)

Isn't that also a willie warmer?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2022 09:35 PM (F/J1O)

----------------------------

I daresay, if you've reached the uterus, you may have gone too far!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2022 09:37 PM (CAJOC)

361 there are patterns for knitted uteruses too.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 06, 2022 09:34 PM (5HBd1)

Do they have a pattern that sports tiny windows, so the user could have a womb with a view?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2022 09:38 PM (P3gRi)

362 I have a question that the internets can't seem to answer but maybe the horde history buffs can:
Why didn't Hannibal wait for Spring to cross the Alps?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 06, 2022 09:38 PM (lCui1)

363 Did you beat me to the punch?
Ok, I'm watching you.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 09:36 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Try to keep up old man.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 06, 2022 09:38 PM (VhE0u)

364 I'd kinda like that crocheted pot holder.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 09:23 PM (LKTKP)

Wait - what are we going to do with his 100 Beanie Babies collection though...?

Posted by: Boswell at April 06, 2022 09:38 PM (5iUNf)

365 Was it a Russian fox?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2022 09:39 PM (63Dwl)

366 Sebastian Gorka is plugging the pain relief stuff they advertise six times an hour. Pat Boone and Joe Piscopo are also pitching it. I'm surprised Lindell doesn't sell it with the slippers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2022 09:39 PM (lz5hY)

367 359 https://youtu.be/NM6I-pmV0RA

You can thank me later.
Posted by: Infidel at April 06, 2022 09:37 PM (AhBAQ)


Wow! Now there's a blast from the past

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 09:39 PM (LKTKP)

368 Irish Ei, hahahahah.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 09:40 PM (flbEg)

369 Was it a Russian fox?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2022 09:39 PM (63Dwl)

Mostly just ambled, I think.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2022 09:41 PM (P3gRi)

370 sampling of knitted and crocheted uteruses

https://tinyurl.com/2p87n5cy

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 06, 2022 09:41 PM (5HBd1)

371 https://youtu.be/NM6I-pmV0RA

You can thank me later.
Posted by: Infidel

You aren't really 29, are you?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2022 09:41 PM (F6McX)

372 Why didn't Hannibal wait for Spring to cross the Alps?

I think this is one for Hanson.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 06, 2022 09:41 PM (U+Oxn)

373 366 Sebastian Gorka is plugging the pain relief stuff they advertise six times an hour. Pat Boone and Joe Piscopo are also pitching it. I'm surprised Lindell doesn't sell it with the slippers.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2022 09:39 PM (lz5hY)


Welcome to talk radio. We got sheets, pillows, home security, pain relief and gold!

Whatcha need?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 09:41 PM (LKTKP)

374 69 Apparently that fox that bit those CongressCritters caught rabies. Poor thing.
----
How do we know that's not a cover up to avoid a lot of flak? Can we be assured it's the truth?

Posted by: Ciampino at April 06, 2022 09:41 PM (qfLjt)

375 I daresay, if you've reached the uterus, you may have gone too far!
Posted by: No One of Consequence

We need common sense uteri control!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2022 09:43 PM (F6McX)

376 My studies on the Punic Wars are incomplete, but my take on it is that Hannibal had no idea what would befall him, and yet, he persisted.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 06, 2022 09:43 PM (jTmQV)

377 Sebastian Gorka is plugging the pain relief stuff they advertise six times an hour. Pat Boone and Joe Piscopo are also pitching it. I'm surprised Lindell doesn't sell it with the slippers.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2022 09:39 PM (lz5hY)

If the commercial didn't tell me that was Joe Piscopo I would never have known.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 09:43 PM (Y7xeS)

378 Why didn't Hannibal wait for Spring to cross the Alps?

I think this is one for Hanson.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 06, 2022 09:41 PM (U+Oxn)

snow probably not gone from high Alpine passes until late July.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2022 09:43 PM (P3gRi)

379 You aren't really 29, are you?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2022 09:41 PM (F6McX)

If anyone new here is actually 29, it's gonna get weird.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2022 09:43 PM (LKTKP)

380 it's too bad the fox couldn't be saved by dissecting the congress critters brain.

:/
Posted by: Somewhere South

Nothing there to dissect.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 06, 2022 09:44 PM (45trY)

381 You aren't really 29, are you?
Posted by: Tonypete

What, moi?

Posted by: Infidel at April 06, 2022 09:44 PM (AhBAQ)

382 Irish Ei, hahahahah.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 09:40 PM (flbEg)
~~~~~

I don't think he's really 29 like we are.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 06, 2022 09:44 PM (VhE0u)

383 377 Piscopo should be plugging Grecian Formula or Kiwi shoe polish.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2022 09:44 PM (lz5hY)

384 >>Try to keep up old man.

2 weaks.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 09:45 PM (ZLI7S)

385 288 Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain
And then he lost his leg in Dallas, he was dancing with a train
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 06, 2022 09:17 PM (II3Gr)
----
They were all in love with dyin'
They were doin' it in Texas

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2022 09:45 PM (oXNqT)

386 snow probably not gone from high Alpine passes until late July.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2022 09:43 PM (P3gRi)

Still probably better weather than when he did cross - fall into winter.
I wonder if it's just that being from such a warm land he under estimated winter?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 06, 2022 09:45 PM (lCui1)

387 "Why didn't Hannibal wait for Spring to cross the Alps?"


Sneak attack.

Posted by: davidt at April 06, 2022 09:45 PM (QrruW)

388 "Groomer" is my preferred second person pronoun for people who want secrets between teachers an kiddos.

We get our own pronouns these days.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2022 09:46 PM (OaZlZ)

389 If the commercial didn't tell me that was Joe Piscopo I would never have known.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2022 09:43 PM (Y7xeS)

I saw a chubby faced guy I kinda recognized - I guess that's who it was.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2022 09:46 PM (evAgx)

390 Attacking when your opponent least expects it is a long established tactic.
Sun Tzu, baby.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 06, 2022 09:47 PM (jTmQV)

391 Oh Trump!

Posted by: Last Thought of Eric Boehlert at April 06, 2022 09:47 PM (OaZlZ)

392 Sure! blame it on the fox when it was Joke in the rose garden playing Farmville.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 09:48 PM (flbEg)

393 Saw a vid of the WH Comm's Director today. Oddly I've never seen her before.
From the still I thought: Oh wow she's not bad looking.
Maybe they've hit on a stealth Fox anchor strategy and will try to Hot Librarian their way back to better polling.

When I hit play it immediately started nodding condescendingly to the questioner, made a wrinkled-face of disgust and snarked charmless, dismissive nonsense. It was a like the world's worst speed date.

Posted by: Zek at April 06, 2022 09:48 PM (9RLhb)

394
2 weaks.
Posted by: JackStraw

I believe a "well played" is in order.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 06, 2022 09:48 PM (45trY)

395 >>Attacking when your opponent least expects it is a long established tactic.
Sun Tzu, baby.

You don't fucking say.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 09:49 PM (ZLI7S)

396 You can thank me later.
Posted by: Infidel

Heh! Not gonna lie, I like the Ballroom Blitz video from Suicide Squad.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 06, 2022 09:49 PM (+I4ai)

397 Genius Dem consultants: "Double down on pedo love and mutilation of prepubescent kids! Toss in talking about famine, take away people's cars, jack up the price of everything and keep threatening nuclear war over who runs the government of a country right next door to Russia...THiS is all the path to popularity!!!"

Posted by: azjaeger at April 06, 2022 09:50 PM (3/XaG)

398 150 Hmmm
If the fox had bit me, I'd of visited a few pols before going to Walter Reed.
----
Are you on biting terms with a few pols? Because that's the only way it would work.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 06, 2022 09:51 PM (qfLjt)

399 Sneak attack.
Posted by: davidt

Just by crossing the Alps it was the already a sneak attack since the Romans didn't think anyone could do it. But Hannibal lost haf his army doing it in Winter.
I'm guessing it was just a blunder; like Napoleon in Russia.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 06, 2022 09:51 PM (lCui1)

400 There was a guy who wrote for media matters,
He was upset because his reputation was in tatters.
He went out on his bike and BAM GOT HIT BY A FUCKIN TRAIN AND NOW HE IS DEAD. THE END.

OK, so I'm not Muldoon.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 06, 2022 09:52 PM (fsetr)

401 Nothing there to dissect.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 06, 2022 09:44 PM (45trY)

I stand corrected.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at April 06, 2022 09:53 PM (1DgE4)

402 Just by crossing the Alps it was the already a sneak attack since the Romans didn't think anyone could do it. But Hannibal lost haf his army doing it in Winter.
I'm guessing it was just a blunder; like Napoleon in Russia.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 06, 2022 09:51 PM (lCui1)

Hannibal probably greatly underestimated the difficulty of crossing the Alps with a herd of war elephants.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2022 09:54 PM (P3gRi)

403 371 https://youtu.be/NM6I-pmV0RA

You can thank me later.
Posted by: Infidel

You aren't really 29, are you?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2022 09:41 PM (F6McX)

Well I'm 29, and I remember that song like it was yesterday!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2022 09:54 PM (evAgx)

404 The term groomers has struck a nerve. Fire for effect.

Posted by: Squid at April 06, 2022 09:54 PM (lDs+e)

405 385 288 Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain
And then he lost his leg in Dallas, he was dancing with a train
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 06, 2022 09:17 PM (II3Gr)
----
They were all in love with dyin'
They were doin' it in Texas

The country version of "All The People Who Have Died" by the Jim Carroll Band?

Posted by: azjaeger at April 06, 2022 09:55 PM (3/XaG)

406 154
Over 20 million black babies have been aborted in America so far, and are three to five times more likely to be aborted than white babies.
----
Why?
- are Black women more promiscuous by far, considering they are a minority?
- are babies less welcome in Black communities?
- are Black people less likely to use any birth control?

Posted by: Ciampino at April 06, 2022 09:57 PM (qfLjt)

407 All that doth Spaltters.

Is dead Media Matters.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 06, 2022 09:57 PM (QzJWU)

408 375 I daresay, if you've reached the uterus, you may have gone too far!
Posted by: No One of Consequence

We need common sense uteri control!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2022 09:43 PM (F6McX)

--------------------------

Let's not get hysterical.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2022 09:58 PM (CAJOC)

409 400 There was a guy who wrote for media matters,
He was upset because his reputation was in tatters.
He went out on his bike and BAM GOT HIT BY A FUCKIN TRAIN AND NOW HE IS DEAD. THE END.

***
He went out on his bike and BAM GOT HIT BY A FUCKIN TRAIN AND NOW HE IS DEAD. THE END.
just so much flatter

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 06, 2022 09:58 PM (lCui1)

410 Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 10:00 PM (ZLI7S)

411 410 Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 10:00 PM (ZLI7S)

---------------------

Like gazpacho

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2022 10:01 PM (CAJOC)

412 410 Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Posted by: JackStraw

This is still.about Hannibal, right?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 06, 2022 10:01 PM (lCui1)

413 just so much flatter
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 06, 2022 09:58 PM (lCui1)

Now he can hook up with St. Pancake.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2022 10:01 PM (P3gRi)

414 JackStraw, revenge is having your enemy walking away smiling and then find the knife in their back.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2022 10:02 PM (flbEg)

415 180 With the rabid lions, hyenas, hippos, elephants, rhinos..... I don't think rabies would be the big issue. And it's tough to inoculate against tramplings and dismemberments.
----
40 years of Africa and I never hit an animal nor did my Dad. 8 years in Illinois and I total my nice car on a deer on a freeway on a bright Sunday morning.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 06, 2022 10:04 PM (qfLjt)

416 Confucius say: man who lose Willy warmer going to be cold cocked.

Posted by: Captain Haiku, on lunch break at April 06, 2022 10:05 PM (Mwfjn)

417 Indeed Ben.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2022 10:05 PM (ZLI7S)

418 For any who are left, the ONT is Nood!!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2022 10:08 PM (CAJOC)

419 Hannibal wanted the advantage of surprise- and also coming from a direction no one expected and also just doing it would have an effect on Roman morale.

The Romans won a LOT because of their reputation, and they got that reputation by never cracking and showing fear. Hannibal wanted to change that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2022 10:09 PM (F/J1O)

420 226 AOP, we must not have a true appreciation of ART. Art was a fun guy when he had a few beers.
----
Art was a fungus?

Posted by: Ciampino at April 06, 2022 10:12 PM (qfLjt)

421 Thanks Aetius

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 06, 2022 10:12 PM (lCui1)

422 I mean.

That's a happy baby rhino.

And also a REALLY FUCKING STUPID person filming them, and a REALLY FUCKING DEAD ONE if the kid's mom happens to be anywhere around.

Wild Rhinos and Hippos are some of the most territorial and vicious creatures in existence.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at April 07, 2022 03:27 AM (setIA)

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Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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Ann Coulter
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