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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (4/9/22)
Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?
So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.
What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
Drool.
How many Va Tech freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a sophomore course.
How did the Auburn football player die from drinking milk?
The cow fell on him.
Two Va Tech football players were walking in the woods.
One of them said, " Look, a dead bird."
The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
What do you say to a Florida State University football player dressed in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."
How can you tell if a Clemson football player has a girlfriend?
There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth.
University of Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week. The other half will have to dress themselves.
How is the Kansas football team like an opossum?
They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
How do you get a former University of Miami football player off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
Ahhhhh winter and its joys.......................
Rules were meant to be.........................Broken!
Some people take their Lego hobby seriously. Very seriously.
Former LEGO designer and YouTuber Tiago Catarino takes LEGO building seriously. So when he got comments from people calling his builds “illegal,” he took it personally and sets the record straight. Illegal builds can be hard to identify, even for the experts who work on model stability, element design, and quality checks on the sets in Denmark. If you notice gaps between bricks or a connection that won’t stay together, those are obviously illegal. Others are harder to catch, like if the LEGO logo on a stud is rubbing against the brick stacked on top and many involve the Technic bricks, which are characterized by circular holes on their vertical face.
We missed them. But not that much.
Police visited the home in a gated community after extended family members said they hadn't heard from their relatives in more than a yearCredit: “Extended family members of the residents of the home reported to Canadian authorities they had been unable to reach the residents for over one year and were concerned,” Irvine Police Department detectives said in a news release. After the Canadian officials were contacted, they reached out to Irvine PD.
My guess is he won't have a roommate anytime soon. What the hell was his B.A.C?
DALLAS (CBSDFW.COM) - Dallas police arrested Victor Symone Shavers, 43, for allegedly beating his roommate with a stick after they argued about what a mosquito looks like. The two had lived together for two months in the 1500 block of Cape Cod Drive in Oak Cliff. According to an arrest warrant, officers found Shavers' roommate standing outside with blood all over his face in the early morning hours of April 4. He told them Shavers had assaulted him. Police found Shavers inside the home, sitting on his bed with blood on his head and hand, according to the affidavit.
I'm hoping The Fabulous doesn't see this. She'll never let me on CraigsList again.
The BFL (Bad Football League). Go right ahead.
It’s been six years since Colin Kaepernick departed the NFL to pursue a new role as a civil rights activist, and Terrell Owens is urging Kaepernick to join forces with him in the Fan Controlled Football league. TMZ Sports reports Owens said it could help the quarterback get to his goal of getting back to the league. The 48-year-old wide receiver announced he plans to join the Fan Controlled Football league, where he is expected to be paired with quarterback Johnny Manziel on the Zappers for the season’s April 16 start.I wonder if Ryan Leaf will be playing?
But does he have a nice personality?
Firefighter with over 60 tattoos has eyeballs inked – and says it was painless
WARNING GRAPHIC: Pastry chef and volunteer firefighter, Andreas Stauffiger, 44, underwent the extreme scleral procedure this week and transformed his eyeballs bright purple and neon green
On this day: 9 Apr 1988
Dave Prater of soul duo Sam & Dave was killed when his car left the road and hit a tree in Syracuse, Georgia, on his way to his mother's house in Ocilla. He was 50. Recorded for Stax Records from 1965 - 1968, hits included 'Soul Man' and 'Hold On, I'm Coming.' via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 9 Apr 2009
Randy Cain, a founding member of US soul group The Delfonics died at his home in Maple Shade, New Jersey at the age of 63. The Philadelphia group, whose hits include 'La-La (Means I Love You)', won an R&B Grammy in 1970 for their song 'Didn't I Blow Your Mind This Time'. The chorus of 'Ready or Not' by The Fugees sampled The Delfonics' 1969 hit 'Ready Or Not Here I Come (Can't Hide From Love)'. via thisdayinmusic.com
That poor pussy cat. Genius Award Winner.
Cat Used As Weapon In Domestic Battery
Aoman, 53, arrested following confrontation with girlfriend
APRIL 8--In a total pussy move, a Florida Woman allegedly battered her girlfriend with the couple’s cat, according to an arrest report. Police say that Susan Freudenthal, 53, and the 44-year-old victim were arguing Wednesday evening over “fidelity issues” in their shared Largo residence. During the squabble, Freudenthal “swore that she was not cheating and was faithful to the victim,” cops reported. At one point, the victim said, Freudenthal grabbed one of the couple’s pets, a cat, and “held it up in the victim’s face.” Freudenthal “swore on the life of the animal that she was not cheating,” a Largo Police Department officer noted. The cat, cops say, “was distressed and it scratched the victim.”
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Heidi at April 09, 2022 09:49 PM (KItfg)
Posted by: Heidi at April 09, 2022 09:49 PM (KItfg)
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 09:50 PM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 09:50 PM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Heidi at April 09, 2022 09:50 PM (KItfg)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 09, 2022 09:50 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Heidi at April 09, 2022 09:51 PM (KItfg)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 09, 2022 09:51 PM (SchxB)
Kid set all the records at Ohio State.
Such a horrible loss.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 09, 2022 09:52 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2022 09:52 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 09, 2022 09:52 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Heidi at April 09, 2022 09:54 PM (KItfg)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 09:54 PM (iam1O)
It's not like he's going to eat you.
Oh, wait...
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 09, 2022 09:54 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Heidi at April 09, 2022 09:55 PM (KItfg)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 09, 2022 09:55 PM (9uqbB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2022 09:55 PM (q3gwH)
I only have amateur nouns.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 09, 2022 09:57 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2022 09:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe at April 09, 2022 09:57 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: NC Ref at April 09, 2022 09:58 PM (9unzF)
Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2022 09:58 PM (0OP+5)
Got in yesterday PE sets for the cockpit and operator's compartment. Will still need to scratchbuild control wheels for the pilots, add armrest to co-pilot's chair, add the gray quilted insulation to the cockpit sidewalls, and add glass to the pilot's gunsight.
Not a whole lot of work, really.... *thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2022 09:58 PM (7/mPk)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2022 09:59 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 09, 2022 09:59 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 09, 2022 09:59 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Theodore at April 09, 2022 09:59 PM (GJnvT)
BTW, isn't that joke pile kinda racist, supremacist, whitey, or something?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 09, 2022 10:00 PM (9uqbB)
Posted by: wing at April 09, 2022 10:00 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Zombie Maxwell Smart at April 09, 2022 10:00 PM (Msys3)
Nollidge.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2022 10:00 PM (q3gwH)
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In one of my favorite book series, there's a group of assassins who use special inks that create invisibility around them. Junior assassins have dyed clothing, senior assassins tattoo the inks into their skin. Masters tattoo the invisibility inks right into their eyeballs. Oh, and the inks tend to make them go insane...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2022 10:01 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Robert at April 09, 2022 10:01 PM (1Y2Rx)
Nyah.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2022 10:01 PM (7/mPk)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 09, 2022 10:03 PM (snpvX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2022 10:03 PM (7/mPk)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2022 10:04 PM (4I/2K)
That last meme - me...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 09, 2022 10:04 PM (9uqbB)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 09, 2022 09:59 PM (7ZQe3)
Bass player is what I had heard.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2022 10:04 PM (aA3+G)
Why haven't the model companies hired you yet? You can improve the entire process.
And the Ukrainians AF need to hire you for Aircraft Recognition briefings.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 09, 2022 10:05 PM (u82oZ)
Why did my Concern Detector just ping to 11?
Posted by: Anna Puma
Concern Trolls are back? Well, it is spring. They spend the winter in Peruvia.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 09, 2022 10:06 PM (sAmhv)
I'm done.
Posted by: DeSantis 2024 at April 09, 2022 10:02 PM (QKRDW)
That's disconcerting.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2022 10:06 PM (4I/2K)
oops
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 09, 2022 10:06 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 09, 2022 10:06 PM (towrt)
Thanks for including the KU football team in that joke. But if you want to see the limits of human happiness, see the KU team after they beat Texas. After decades of failure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 09, 2022 10:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Zeera at April 09, 2022 10:07 PM (eFR3E)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 09, 2022 10:07 PM (sAmhv)
A man hired a former University of Texas football player to paint his porch. He told him he'd leave the pain in the garage.
That night when the man got home, the porch wasn't painted. He called the Texas player and asked "Why didn't you paint the porch?".
The player said, " I did! And it's not a porch. IT'S A FERRARI".
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 09, 2022 10:07 PM (snpvX)
I'm done.
Posted by: DeSantis 2024 at April 09, 2022 10:02 PM (QKRDW)
That's disconcerting.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2022 10:06 PM (4I/2K)
Who is he running against?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 09, 2022 10:08 PM (towrt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2022 10:08 PM (7/mPk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 09, 2022 10:07 PM (u82oZ)
I'm a Baylor alum, and I enjoyed that almost as much as the KU team did.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2022 10:09 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 09, 2022 10:09 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2022 10:09 PM (0OP+5)
There are thousands of Twitter replies to this call that say "fuck around and find out". Plus suggestions to try it on Escalades with fancy rims in West Philly and Oakland and places ike that.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2022 10:09 PM (haMNq)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 09, 2022 10:10 PM (UgAdJ)
And I don't dance with girls that do
Lawd, lawd, I got the Brown's Ferry blues!
Posted by: Common Tater at April 09, 2022 10:10 PM (43pmG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2022 10:09 PM (q3gwH)
Wouldn't you have to be waco to be a Baylor fan?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 09, 2022 10:10 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 09, 2022 10:10 PM (lCui1)
and I ain't got nobody.
But it's all right, soon be midnight
and I got two more bottles of Valu-Rite
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2022 10:10 PM (4I/2K)
?????!
They use the turbine engines to melt snow on runways. Get out of the wheel well, and way behind the afterburner
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 09, 2022 10:10 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 09, 2022 10:10 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2022 10:09 PM (0OP+5)
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Sounds tasty! What time should I be over in the morning?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2022 10:10 PM (K5n5d)
Kid set all the records at Ohio State.
Such a horrible loss.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Not to be heartless but I can't help but wonder what a guy is doing walking on a highway at 0645. But, certainly a shame.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2022 10:11 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2022 09:58 PM (0OP+5)
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Nice to see another Tiger fan on here. I'm an alum.
Posted by: ballistic at April 09, 2022 10:11 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 10:11 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 09, 2022 10:12 PM (towrt)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2022 10:12 PM (tvU/Z)
He is far too busy going around talking to kids about how he fucked up his career and life by being an arrogant asshole and then a drug addict. He is very upfront about the blame for how his life turned out: 100% on his own shoulders.
He also has a podcast that is pretty good, which is called, unsurprisingly, "Bust".
Hated the guy back in the day. Now I like him for standing up and telling the truth and seeking to steer today's youngsters away from doing the same stupid shit that he did.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 09, 2022 10:12 PM (RgPae)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2022 10:12 PM (7/mPk)
Understandable. UT. At Austin.
I watched KSU beat UT at Austin in 2012. The UT team had much more talent. KSU had QB Colin Klein and Coach Snyder. He was a genius level coach. No way we should have won that game, but we did.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 09, 2022 10:13 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 09, 2022 10:10 PM (lCui1)
Yay!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2022 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 09, 2022 10:14 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 09, 2022 10:14 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Mrs Blutarski is a KSU allum. And Colin Klein was made out of granite. Just lovely.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 09, 2022 10:15 PM (snpvX)
Posted by: Robert at April 09, 2022 10:15 PM (1Y2Rx)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 09, 2022 10:16 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 10:16 PM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 09, 2022 10:16 PM (snpvX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 09, 2022 10:16 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 09, 2022 10:07 PM (snpvX)
Old Blond joke, but a good one.
Posted by: Javems at April 09, 2022 10:17 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 09, 2022 10:10 PM (mNhhD)
Hahahaha yeah I taught my guys to never cut back, take your yardage and to out of bounds. Cutting back against the pursuit gets big hits and concussions.
Posted by: NC Ref at April 09, 2022 10:17 PM (9unzF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2022 10:17 PM (q3gwH)
Pssst, Old McDonald had a blank' what's the answer?'
'Farm''How do you spell it?'
'e-i-e-i-o.'
Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2022 10:18 PM (0OP+5)
KSU is really a cult, but Coach Snyder was and is a great man. His way of building people ran into the woke crowd in the school administrators.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 09, 2022 10:18 PM (u82oZ)
There are thousands of Twitter replies to this call that say "fuck around and find out". Plus suggestions to try it on Escalades with fancy rims in West Philly and Oakland and places ike that.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2022 10:09 PM (haMNq)
May I suggest DC and its surrounding environs
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah - Reset This (points to amazeballs)! at April 09, 2022 10:18 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 10:16 PM (Rt7gZ)
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Or a mud shark.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2022 10:18 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 09, 2022 10:16 PM (x8Wzq)
I really try on Saturdays
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 09, 2022 10:16 PM (snpvX)
He really played against character in The Driver.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 09, 2022 10:19 PM (towrt)
Pssst, Old McDonald had a blank' what's the answer?'
'Farm''How do you spell it?'
'e-i-e-i-o.'
Posted by: Eromero
my senior architect is a clemson alumni. i totes stealing this to send to him.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 09, 2022 10:19 PM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2022 10:17 PM (q3gwH)
I think the question is what was he "doing" before he tried to run across the interstate!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 09, 2022 10:19 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ)
He couldn't recruit much to Manhattan, but he coached them up like crazy.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 09, 2022 10:19 PM (snpvX)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2022 10:20 PM (tvU/Z)
Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2022 10:20 PM (EdQIG)
Posted by: Zettai
Options: A bust in the mouth or a crack in the teeth.
Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2022 10:20 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 09, 2022 10:20 PM (p40Pc)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 09, 2022 10:20 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2022 10:20 PM (tvU/Z)
Jordan61, count yourself among the lucky!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 09, 2022 10:21 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Catch a dump truck?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2022 10:21 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2022 10:20 PM (EdQIG)
We took a road trip to Montana today. It snowed most of the way.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2022 10:22 PM (tvU/Z)
You did good. As usual. The miscreant is banned. Thanks!
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 09, 2022 10:20 PM (u82oZ)
Thank you and thank you.
I missed that one.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2022 10:22 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 09, 2022 10:22 PM (9uqbB)
Posted by: Jordan61
i think it all boils down to something as useless as whether or not a hotdog is a sammich. prolly safe to ignore as bs.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 09, 2022 10:22 PM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2022 10:21 PM (Msys3)
Someone had to take out the trash
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 09, 2022 10:22 PM (p40Pc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
Not you, Boss. Just seems like some folks throw stuff in the thread. One reason I like weekend threads is the lightness.
Sorry I got all cranky.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 09, 2022 10:22 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2022 10:22 PM (0OP+5)
There are thousands of Twitter replies to this call that say "fuck around and find out". Plus suggestions to try it on Escalades with fancy rims in West Philly and Oakland and places ike that.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2022 10:09 PM (haMNq)
May I suggest DC and its surrounding environs
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
Lots of Central Americans in my little part of Babylon DC. So sure, "fuck around and find out".
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 09, 2022 10:22 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 09, 2022 10:22 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Javems at April 09, 2022 10:22 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2022 10:20 PM (tvU/Z
I think they are just talking about breaking the rules of lego build competitions.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 09, 2022 10:23 PM (towrt)
What does the N stand for on Nebraska football helmets?
knowledge
(again, it's meant to be spoken...)
Posted by: 496 at April 09, 2022 10:23 PM (vMP9y)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2022 10:24 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2022 10:22 PM
Why? There's nothing up that way but floss weed and death...
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 10:24 PM (Rt7gZ)
Never actually Funny.
Just Almost Funny.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2022 10:24 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2022 10:24 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 09, 2022 10:25 PM (9uqbB)
Posted by: ballistic at April 09, 2022 10:25 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: davidt
We had rain, sleet, snow and grauple here in Ahia today. Some sun but mostly gray, gloom, misery, unending sadness, desolation and melancholy.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2022 10:25 PM (Msys3)
Just think if we took that drive and energy to secondary education. Which is where Coach Snyder started out, IIANM.
Our local pragmatic group ran a concession stand for the Football games to self-fund our Constitution Bee effort. $46,000 in scholarships based on knowledge of the US Constitution.
Most of the team aged out of it, and we did not have a Bee this year. However, the Board was like a think tank, and 4 of that small number were or are (in my case) local officeholders.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 09, 2022 10:25 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2022 10:24 PM (ESjRY)
Find somebody with a squirrel and stab them with a knife?
Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2022 10:25 PM (0OP+5)
If some yutes do this to YOU the FNM and cops will treat it as a harmless prank.
If they do it to some government solon they'll be labeled multiracial white supremacists and thrown in jail faster then you can say Gretchen Whitmer.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2022 10:26 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2022 10:22 PM
I miss Montana. So much. I am not joking. it was almost 80 here today. that is my threshold for when i break out in a sweat whilst eating dinner.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 09, 2022 10:26 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 09, 2022 10:22 PM (Puq9y)
Absolutely!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2022 10:26 PM (tvU/Z)
Posted by: 18-1
my god, man. look at the teeth!
- tim the magnificent
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 09, 2022 10:26 PM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: Zettai
Well yeah, until you get to St. Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2022 10:26 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2022 10:22 PM (0OP+5)
Bob Jones sez you owe me some cash for wasting my time.
Posted by: Bob Jones at April 09, 2022 10:26 PM (9unzF)
Am building a gun nose B-26K and ICM includes two sets of doors for the bombay, one closed and one open. Since I wasn't using the open doors for this kit, took a Dremel tool to roughly open up the camera ports, then used an Xacto knife to clean it all up, and then used sheet plastic to make the shrouds.
Just experimenting and WAGing it, so now got for the still unboxed B-26K the photo recon doors almost fully built.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2022 10:26 PM (7/mPk)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I think his best movie is Modern Romance. It's hilarious.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 09, 2022 10:26 PM (snpvX)
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at April 09, 2022 10:26 PM (9X60i)
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 10:24 PM (Rt7gZ)
NOW you tell me...
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2022 10:27 PM (tvU/Z)
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Thought Oz pulled out.
Oz did him a good one when he ran the first time.
Maybe Oz will be a team player.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 10:27 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: davidt
We had rain, sleet, snow and grauple here in Ahia today. Some sun but mostly gray, gloom, misery, unending sadness, desolation and melancholy.
Posted by: Tonypete
My Mom was texting that it was snowing and then icy rain. She's in Western PA. A typical April in those parts.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 09, 2022 10:27 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2022 10:24 PM
I knew it was only a matter of time until someone asked...
https://is.gd/stabbed_with_a_skwerl
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 10:27 PM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 09, 2022 10:27 PM (towrt)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2022 10:22 PM
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Why? There's nothing up that way but floss weed and death...
Posted by: Zettai
did garrett hook you up with some knockoff crocks. ya know, some mocks? he lives up there i think.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 09, 2022 10:28 PM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 09, 2022 10:28 PM (snpvX)
Posted by: fd at April 09, 2022 10:28 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 09, 2022 10:28 PM (UgAdJ)
Nope. He just told me to avoid the HuHot in Missoula.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2022 10:29 PM (tvU/Z)
My last trip to Montana was last summer to Missoula.
Grizzly Liquors has a very nice selection of stuff I like and much cheaper, duh, than here.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 09, 2022 10:29 PM (Puq9y)
Am building a gun nose B-26K and ICM includes two sets of doors for the bombay, one closed and one open. Since I wasn't using the open doors for this kit, took a Dremel tool to roughly open up the camera ports, then used an Xacto knife to clean it all up, and then used sheet plastic to make the shrouds.
Just experimenting and WAGing it, so now got for the still unboxed B-26K the photo recon doors almost fully built.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2022 10:26 PM
Damn, Anna. How big is your house? I have 12 models 1/48 WWII American, German, and Japanese and it takes up the whole top of my ammo, I mean tv cabinet.
Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2022 10:30 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2022 10:30 PM (7/mPk)
Posted by: Tonypete
That is a most uncommon meteorological happening! A sign of the times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 09, 2022 10:30 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2022 10:25 PM
Ohio gets Upstate Newyorkistan weather a day early!
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 10:31 PM (Rt7gZ)
You do quite well on Saturdays.
Music is usually right the eff on...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 09, 2022 10:25 PM (9uqbB
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2022 10:31 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2022 10:24 PM
Try fruit.
https://youtu.be/ZqISLI2UQMY
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 09, 2022 10:31 PM (sAmhv)
Those flat plastic storage containers Walmart sells make great stackable storage units. Just rotate out what is on display. Though you tend to loose a whole room to storage.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2022 10:32 PM (7/mPk)
me and my family went to the Cody (WY) Stampede in 1993 (4th of July). 53 degrees and snow flurries in the mountains.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 09, 2022 10:32 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2022 10:22 PM (0OP+5)
I got booted from one as well. And I turned out.....Well I turned out.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2022 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
https://youtu.be/ZqISLI2UQMY
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 09, 2022 10:31 PM (sAmhv)
Love that bit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2022 10:33 PM (tvU/Z)
y'all behave now. lurke ya tomorrow.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 09, 2022 10:33 PM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
We had snow rollers this winter also.
The Apocalypse is nigh!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2022 10:33 PM (Msys3)
Those flat plastic storage containers Walmart sells make great stackable storage units. Just rotate out what is on display. Though you tend to loose a whole room to storage.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2022 10:32 PM (7/mPk)
Oh. I have a whole garage full of those which are filled with barter packs/samaritan packs.
Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2022 10:33 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2022 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
You're an almost famous cob!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2022 10:34 PM (tvU/Z)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Wel
Ive been snowboarding on the 4th at A-Basin in CO
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 09, 2022 10:34 PM (p40Pc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2022 10:34 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2022 10:34 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2022 10:17 PM (q3gwH)
I think the question is what was he "doing" before he tried to run across the interstate!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 09, 2022 10:19 PM (hOUT3)
I could only speculate that he was above the legal limit and didn't want a DWI. But why in heavens name wouldn't he call someone in that case. Who knows.
Posted by: Javems at April 09, 2022 10:35 PM (AmoqO)
My last trip to Montana was last summer to Missoula.
Grizzly Liquors has a very nice selection of stuff I like and much cheaper, duh, than here.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 09, 2022 10:29 PM
I'm bringing a couple of cases of Montana micro beers to the PNW MoMe.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 09, 2022 10:35 PM (+3ARs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2022 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
You're an almost famous cob!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2022 10:34 PM (tvU/Z)
Well I do have that going for me. Instead of teaching little adolescent bastards.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2022 10:36 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2022 10:36 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 09, 2022 10:16 PM (u82oZ)
*Mutters under his breath*
Don't turn this into a masturba...no, wait, already did that joke. :B
I'm at the truck stop. I'm in my bunk. The pants are...well, you don't need know that but you can guess.
Life ain't so bad.
Posted by: Robert at April 09, 2022 10:36 PM (ZWkTd)
Evidently the cruiser Aurora is still in commission in the Russian Navy.
In addition to the museum space, a part of Aurora continued to house a naval crew whose duties included caring for the ship, providing security and participating in government and military ceremonies. The crew is considered to be on active duty and is subject to military training and laws.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 09, 2022 10:37 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
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Winter, windows up, no heater, Phoenix to L.A.
all down hill. Ask FoMoCo.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 10:38 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 09, 2022 10:38 PM (u82oZ)
Morons are the best.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2022 10:38 PM (O1CTW)
APRIL 8--In a total pussy move, a Florida Woman allegedly battered her girlfriend with the couple's cat, according to an arrest report.
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Gives a different meaning to cat fight.
Great ONT, MisHum! Loved the Aussi life hack bloke.
Hi all.
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 09, 2022 10:38 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2022 10:22 PM (0OP+5)
I got booted from one as well. And I turned out.....Well I turned out.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2022 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
The dean said 'we will notify your draft board.' Whoa, they meant that. I turned out dodging the draft by enlisting USN.
Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2022 10:38 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2022 10:39 PM (7/mPk)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 09, 2022 10:39 PM (towrt)
Morons are the best.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2022 10:38 PM (O1CTW)
Now I'm green with envy.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2022 10:39 PM (aA3+G)
The other character says " You moron! I'm half Yemeni"
First guy: "So you only got half the joke"
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 09, 2022 10:40 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2022 10:40 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2022 10:34 PM (4I/2K)
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Good on y'all, my black truck was green this morning.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 10:40 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2022 10:34 PM (q3gwH)
I reiterate: I miss Montana.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 09, 2022 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: The Chicken at April 09, 2022 10:42 PM (EdQIG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2022 10:42 PM (7/mPk)
Posted by: mindful webworker - new short video webwork, Lonely Man, linked in nic at April 09, 2022 10:42 PM (ukvlZ)
Le Sigh. Even the CVN-65 Enterprise would have been acceptable. Alas.
Well in the UK a 100 miles is a very long way, and in America a hundred years is a very long time.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 09, 2022 10:42 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 10:40 PM
Maine? I'd always thought green dust on one's car on a spring morning was a Maine thing...
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 10:42 PM (Rt7gZ)
At least Nam wasn't happening in '79
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2022 10:40 PM (aA3+G)
It damn sure was in 68, but I scored some sweet GI Bill.
Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2022 10:43 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: a dude in MI at April 09, 2022 10:43 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2022 10:42 PM (7/mPk)
*closes zippo lid*
Aw, okay.
*kicks dirt*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 09, 2022 10:44 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 09, 2022 10:44 PM (u82oZ)
1. Never stick your dick in crazy.
2. Never eat anything bigger than your head.
3. Never cross an interstate on foot at night.
RIP Dwayne Haskins. He was a hell of a college QB.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 09, 2022 10:44 PM (RgPae)
***
Jeebus
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 09, 2022 10:14 PM (lCui1)
He really does have poor judgement sometimes and is easily flattered.
I've heard enough about Oz and his PA grift (apparently, he actually lives/lived in some mansion somewhere else, NJ, I think, among other things) to be voting against him in the primary.
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 09, 2022 10:45 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 10:42 PM (Rt7gZ)
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Vandalism. It was vandalist, racist, vandalism I tell you.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 10:45 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2022 10:45 PM (0OP+5)
Those sound great. I'll bring some of Willy's products from Ennis. Maybe a few Irish Death beers from here.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 09, 2022 10:46 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 09, 2022 10:45 PM (rF64X)
He was also FULL ON for all the wuflu mandates
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 09, 2022 10:46 PM (p40Pc)
Posted by: a dude in MI at April 09, 2022 10:43 PM (+I6Y/)
What could possibly go wrong with changing out sustainable repairable proven ICE technology for a dream?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 09, 2022 10:46 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 09, 2022 10:38 PM (u82oZ)
Oh, I figured out a solution. Cut blank pieces of paper into rectangles and using some Crayolas hand draw your own $100 dollar bills.
*Present a green note with a stick figure Ben Franklin*
Worth about the same as the real thing. :-)
Posted by: Robert says it not counterfeiting, it's quantitative easing at April 09, 2022 10:47 PM (DTVGg)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 09, 2022 10:47 PM (EfF/6)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2022 10:34 PM (q3gwH)
The Judith Gap area is where C M Russell lived and is reflected in a number of his paintings. Growing up we passed through Judith Gap a lot on the way to and from grandparents homes.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 09, 2022 10:47 PM (+3ARs)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 10:47 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 09, 2022 10:47 PM (II3Gr)
1. Never stick your dick in crazy.
2. Never eat anything bigger than your head.
3. Never cross an interstate on foot at night.
RIP Dwayne Haskins. He was a hell of a college QB.
Posted by: Sharkman
1. Kiss with your eyes open
2. DONT spend more
Than you make
3. Never break more than one law at a time.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2022 10:47 PM (VH/gH)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I think I speak for many here when I ask whether you will ever give us a pictorial tour of all if the models you build? Would love to see everything you have put together.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 09, 2022 10:48 PM (RgPae)
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 09, 2022 10:45 PM (rF64X)
How can any media personage be considered worthy of endorsement?
Sad!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 09, 2022 10:48 PM (hOUT3)
Grease her hips and push.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 09, 2022 10:48 PM (GTzFu)
Night, Salty!
I should probably follow them to bed.
*Thinks about the phrasing*
Um...
Nah, it's fine.
Stay free. Keep the faith.
Night!
Posted by: Robert says it not counterfeiting, it's quantitative easing at April 09, 2022 10:49 PM (DTVGg)
Not seeing the problem with this smorgaasbord.
Posted by: The mosquito at April 09, 2022 10:50 PM (ukvlZ)
1. Never stick your dick in crazy.
2. Never eat anything bigger than your head.
3. Never cross an interstate on foot at night.
RIP Dwayne Haskins. He was a hell of a college QB.
Posted by: Sharkman
1. Kiss with your eyes open
2. DONT spend more Than you make
3. Never break more than one law at a time.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2022 10:47 PM (VH/gH)
I'll be delivering this rule set to all my grand-kids!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 09, 2022 10:50 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at April 09, 2022 10:51 PM (iPbC0)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 10:47 PM (iam1O)
Why should anyone be beholden to Trump's choice *in a primary*? We may appreciate him greatly but we aren't slaves to him.
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 09, 2022 10:51 PM (rF64X)
Grease her hips and push.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 09, 2022 10:48 PM
If one tried to push her through sideways, would he still have to grease her ass and belly?
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 10:51 PM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 10:51 PM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 10:47 PM
Trump isn't perfect. Just because he endorses someone doesn't mean that should be the only determining factor.
Oh didn't you watch the first episode of Halo and said it wasn't bad? What do you think now that two and three are out?
Posted by: Buzzion at April 09, 2022 10:51 PM (EfF/6)
Sad!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 09, 2022 10:48 PM (hOUT3)
Isn't it, O Commissar, noblest of the noble?
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 09, 2022 10:52 PM (rF64X)
I went out and cut an oak down for an old friend who wanted some logs to grow shitake and lionsmane mushrooms.
I botched the cut, but saved it with a wedge.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2022 10:53 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer
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I'm not going to second guess Trump. He will win and he deserves the team he asks for. Then it's his game.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 10:53 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I just saw a story the other day about a woman who suffered terrible facial burns who has developed a method of tattooing such burns with natural skin tone colors to hide the burns. It was amazing how well that works, and now she is helping many people do the same:
https://tinyurl.com/Tattoos-Cover-Burns
Posted by: Sharkman at April 09, 2022 10:53 PM (RgPae)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 09, 2022 10:54 PM (SchxB)
He's taken a pay cut.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 09, 2022 10:54 PM (EfF/6)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at April 09, 2022 10:51 PM (iPbC0)
Leaf was a product of C M Russell high school in Great Falls and pretty well shit on the state after he left. Doubt he is welcome back no matter his new attitude.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 09, 2022 10:54 PM (+3ARs)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2022 10:55 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 10:53 PM (iam1O)
You're well within your rights to put your complete trust in another human. Have you at least looked into Oz?
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 09, 2022 10:55 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Theodore at April 09, 2022 10:56 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 09, 2022 10:56 PM (GmJy0)
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 10:56 PM (Rt7gZ)
But there's vodka!
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 10:56 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Rex B at April 09, 2022 10:56 PM (w0gYK)
Posted by: Zettai
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Always.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 10:57 PM (iam1O)
https://tinyurl.com/Tattoos-Cover-Burns
Posted by: Sharkman at April 09, 2022 10:53 PM (RgPae)
Much better than the weirdo firefighter tattooing his eyeballs.
It's very inspiring, actually. Turning a very unfortunate situation into something that could help herself and others.
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 09, 2022 10:58 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
There's a British series where the host drives to every state in the lower 48. In Tennessee at the University of Tennessee they have a school that studies decomposing bodies. They just lay them out or put them in a barrel. It's to help police, but it was disconcerting.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 09, 2022 10:59 PM (snpvX)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 10:59 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Theodore at April 09, 2022 10:56 PM (GJnvT)
Hey, Loose Talk like that will get you canceled!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2022 10:59 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Theodore
It makes as much sense as the two vegetables that legally kill your belly fat overnight advert in the sidebar.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2022 11:00 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 09, 2022 11:01 PM (GmJy0)
The knocking gets faster.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 09, 2022 11:01 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 10:47 PM
WTF?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 09, 2022 11:02 PM (towrt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 09, 2022 11:02 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Theodore
Comrade Theodore, you have obviously NOT been paying attention to the new, and more flexible, rules!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 09, 2022 11:02 PM (hOUT3)
I once knew an exotic dancer who had a huge, hideous scar on one of her otherwise utterly gorgeous legs and covered it with a tattoo of a snake, and it turned out to be very hot!
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 11:02 PM (Rt7gZ)
Also the Democrat candidate is going to be that Ogre Fetterman? Seriously, he's an Ogre. Like Shrek except he isn't green...oh and pretty sure he DOES eat children
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2022 11:03 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 09, 2022 11:03 PM (snpvX)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 09, 2022 11:04 PM (towrt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2022 11:04 PM (DMQdU)
Sad!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 09, 2022 10:48 PM (hOUT3)
Isn't it, O Commissar, noblest of the noble?
----
The Commissar is in town?
Posted by: Ciampino at April 09, 2022 11:04 PM (qfLjt)
1. You can't get freedom by complying with the demands of authority
2. Licensing business activity is merely the government providing exemptions to do things they have otherwise made illegal
. . . Nobody belongs anywhere, nobody exists on purpose, everyone is going to die. Come let's watch TV . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2022 11:05 PM (xhaym)
Also the Democrat candidate is going to be that Ogre Fetterman? Seriously, he's an Ogre. Like Shrek except he isn't green...oh and pretty sure he DOES eat children
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2022 11:03 PM (ESjRY)
In our politics, it seems people that love America and the Constitution always get the least worst option candidates...
if they're lucky!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 09, 2022 11:05 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 09, 2022 11:05 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 09, 2022 11:06 PM (GmJy0)
The Body Farm
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2022 11:04 PM (DMQdU)
The local mortician did not know about the Body Farm, and seemed a bit offended when I told him. He relaxed when I explained why it was
Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2022 11:06 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Too funny. I know you better than that.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 11:06 PM (iam1O)
2. DONT spend more
Than you make
3. Never break more than one law at a time.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Those are all good but there can only be THREE rules! It's in the rule book, er, so to speak.
Hmmm.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 09, 2022 11:07 PM (RgPae)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries
Uh Uh Oh!
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 09, 2022 11:07 PM (snpvX)
Hmmm.
Posted by: Sharkman
There can be only one. Oh wait thats something else...
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 09, 2022 11:07 PM (p40Pc)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 09, 2022 11:08 PM (Wnd0C)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 09, 2022 11:08 PM (snpvX)
Like the MIT grad in hospital for hemorrhoids, who put KY Jelly on his buttered bread thinking it was the State jam.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 09, 2022 11:09 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 11:12 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2022 11:12 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Reggie Dunlop at April 09, 2022 11:13 PM (snpvX)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 09, 2022 11:13 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2022 11:12 PM (ELgVT)
And then the murders started!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 09, 2022 11:16 PM (hOUT3)
In fact, there are only about three words that they do know the meaning of.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 09, 2022 11:16 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Reunite Pangaea! Send $ Now! at April 09, 2022 11:17 PM (C7br4)
Posted by: ploome at April 09, 2022 11:20 PM (pT/yi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2022 11:21 PM (p6Md5)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 11:06 PM (iam1O)
Well, I don't have a TV that I use as a TV, true.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2022 11:21 PM (xhaym)
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Sane;
For we've received orders for to sail for old England
But we hope in a short time to see you again
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 09, 2022 11:22 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2022 11:23 PM (p6Md5)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 09, 2022 11:23 PM (bH5ot)
Don't it make my black truck
Don't it make my black truck
Don't it make my black truck green...
Posted by: Crystal Gayle at April 09, 2022 11:24 PM (bW8dp)
Like the MIT grad in hospital for hemorrhoids, who put KY Jelly on his buttered bread thinking it was the State jam.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 09, 2022 11:09 PM (qfLjt)
Well, in Oregon, Western Oregon University is no longer a teachers' school, OSU is no longer an Ag and engineering school, U of O is mostly a sports franchise, and Portland State is technically no longer a school
Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2022 11:26 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 11:26 PM (Rt7gZ)
How can you recognize a Harvard graduate? Just wait. He'll tell you.
I see there's a four year gap in your resume. Can you explain that?
I went to Yale.
Oh, I see. You're hired.
Thanks, I really need this yob.
Posted by: Crystal Gayle at April 09, 2022 11:27 PM (bW8dp)
Players from one minor league team vs another?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 09, 2022 11:27 PM (bH5ot)
Posted by: Shipoopi at April 09, 2022 11:28 PM (xKFcT)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 09, 2022 11:23 PM (bH5ot)
UNLESS it's a nice young Ukrainian gal.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2022 11:28 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: ... at April 09, 2022 11:30 PM (7HyDs)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 09, 2022 10:53 PM (RgPae)
Much better than the weirdo firefighter tattooing his eyeballs.
It's very inspiring, actually. Turning a very unfortunate situation into something that could help herself and others.
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 09, 2022 10:58 PM (rF64X)
Yes - interesting link and so much more inspiring that the eyeball guy.
Posted by: Iris at April 09, 2022 11:32 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: ... at April 09, 2022 11:30 PM (7HyDs)
There are people I know and trust but I would never uncritically accept their opinions or decisions. (Assuming you are referring to the Oz endorsement.) Sure, I would give them more weight, but ultimately the decision is my responsibility and I need to be convinced myself.
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 09, 2022 11:33 PM (rF64X)
Don't turn around.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 09, 2022 11:05 PM (SchxB)
I disagree.
Posted by: Bonnie Tyler at April 09, 2022 11:33 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 09, 2022 11:33 PM (rF64X)
261 Oz is another techno-fascist who is willing to put you and yours into camps for wrong-thought. F to the No.
......he is moslem\\to the NO
Posted by: ploome at April 09, 2022 11:34 PM (pT/yi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 09, 2022 11:34 PM (GmJy0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 09, 2022 11:35 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Shipoopi at April 09, 2022 11:35 PM (xKFcT)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 09, 2022 11:37 PM (WUSNl)
Players from one minor league team vs another?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 09, 2022 11:27 PM (bH5ot)
careful, you don't want the foozball players up in arms
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 09, 2022 11:37 PM (cupoy)
He would later blame Trump for the Ukraine war because Trump invented fake news and Putin learned from this and used it in his favor to...blah, blah blah....
I couldn't believe that someone could be so wrong and so confident at the same time.
*real hate crime to them, hoax to everyone else
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 09, 2022 11:38 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 11:26 PM (Rt7gZ)
You know, Zettai, there was always something about your attitude...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at April 09, 2022 11:39 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 09, 2022 11:39 PM (SchxB)
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A tune we used to sing at school:
High above Cayuga's waters
There's an awful smell
Some say it's Cayuga's waters
We say it's Cornell
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2022 11:39 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 11:40 PM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2022 11:40 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Shipoopi at April 09, 2022 11:28 PM (xKFcT)
They be more like suggestions, really...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at April 09, 2022 11:40 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai
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Safe play, there.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 11:41 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2022 11:42 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 11
(Rt7gZ)
That's not my issue with him. Jack Posobiec was all over him when he first announced. Among other things, he is pro-abortion, IIRC. Here's a video from him about Oz.
https://t.co/1fRDeNvIrP
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 09, 2022 11:43 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 09, 2022 11:43 PM (GmJy0)
https://t.co/1fRDeNvIrP
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 09, 2022 11:43 PM
I saw that... I read Poso's feed everyday!
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 11:44 PM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 09, 2022 11:45 PM (GmJy0)
1. If it's black, step back.
2. If it's brown, hunker down.
3. If it's white, say goodnight.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 09, 2022 11:46 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at April 09, 2022 10:51 PM (iPbC0)
---
I was telling a buddy of mine the same thing a couple of months ago. I think drug and alcohol addiction made him hit rock bottom and he has truly turned his life around.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 09, 2022 11:48 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 09, 2022 11:38 PM (h1jJh)
Well, if you are going to be an ignorant ass, you might as well be an arrogant ignorant ass.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 09, 2022 11:48 PM (LOVUx)
https://t.co/1fRDeNvIrP
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 09, 2022 11:43 PM (rF64X)
chiqueita, if "politicians" cannot draw a line at this (rampant abortion), when will they ever draw a line?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at April 09, 2022 11:50 PM (hOUT3)
I fully expect to be forced to abandon whatever dignity and honour I may have when I go to the polls in November...
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 11:51 PM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2022 11:42 PM (q3gwH)
Please to explain for the casual blog observer!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at April 09, 2022 11:51 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 11:52 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 09, 2022 11:52 PM (rF64X)
Now I haven't seen any snow in the towns and cities I lived in Montana during August but have had it snow the first week of September.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 09, 2022 11:52 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 09, 2022 11:52 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 11:40 PM (Rt7gZ)
Oh, since it has been fact checked by Wiki, I am no longer concerned...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at April 09, 2022 11:52 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 11:52 PM
You need moar??
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 11:53 PM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kaliforniaistan at April 09, 2022 11:54 PM (15UjB)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at April 09, 2022 11:54 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 09, 2022 11:54 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 11:54 PM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at April 09, 2022 11:50 PM (hOUT3)
Exactly. And it appears he didn't even say, well, I think abortion is awful but I respect a woman's right to choose. Per Posobiec, he poopooed early heartbeats.
For me actually, the fact that he's a celebrity who has never been known to be on the right or take any rightwing positions till now is a big red flag.
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 09, 2022 11:54 PM (rF64X)
Best use was in Futurama, Fry travels underneath New New York and finds the City of the Mutants, and he sees the Alpha Omega Bomb.
Fry: "Wow, you guys really have a nuclear bomb that you worship as a god?"
Mutant: "Yeah, but it's mostly a C and E thing."
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2022 11:55 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 11:55 PM (Rt7gZ)
However, one lede said that McCormick told Trump that Oz's religion would be a drag? on the campaign.
With Trump, that could of been a deal breaker for McCormick. McCormick doesn't know Trump at all.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 11:56 PM (iam1O)
He lied, gave her space herpes. Can't really blame her for having that reaction.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 09, 2022 11:56 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 09, 2022 11:56 PM (rF64X)
Oops... Oopsie! Alien sexbot just incinerated qxyzitself and this other fellow qxyzer was seducing...
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 11:57 PM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 11:58 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 09, 2022 11:58 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at April 09, 2022 11:59 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
"Commie/Libs: Always wrong, never in doubt."
Posted by: Sharkman at April 09, 2022 11:59 PM (RgPae)
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2022 11:57 PM (Rt7gZ)
Oh I'm not even watching and I know the episode!
THAT WAS THE EQUATION!!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2022 12:00 AM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 10, 2022 12:00 AM (iam1O)
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 09, 2022 11:58 PM (rF64X)
chiqueita, I find it both sad and troubling that I can understand your logic!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at April 10, 2022 12:01 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Trog04 at April 10, 2022 12:02 AM (oNVik)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2022 11:58 PM (iam1O)
DaughterH (a very smart lady) is even more distrusting than I and she does NOT trust Prosobiec at all!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at April 10, 2022 12:03 AM (hOUT3)
Players from one minor league team vs another?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 09, 2022 11:27 PM (bH5ot)
You know you're almost annoying enough to make people watch the NFL just to spite you MooMoo.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 10, 2022 12:04 AM (EfF/6)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 12:04 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 12:05 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 12:07 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 10, 2022 12:00 AM (iam1O)
I find that I am now discerning enough to prefer cheesecake!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at April 10, 2022 12:07 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 10, 2022 12:08 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 09, 2022 11:58 PM (rF64X)
It's what I think McCarthy did with Trump. If Cheney somehow holds on to her seat he will give her some good committee assignments because he actually agrees with her it's just become too much of a hassle for Luntz's roommate from California to support her currently.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 10, 2022 12:08 AM (EfF/6)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 12:09 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 10, 2022 12:10 AM (mNhhD)
How about a slice of bread between 2 ham slices?
Is a slice of bread between two slices of bread called a bread sandwich?
(note: at school we tried to come up with as many sandwich types as we could, the weirder the better)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 10, 2022 12:11 AM (qfLjt)
Come On, Come Over
youtube.com/watch?v=PE6HmArln_k
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 10, 2022 12:11 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Buzzion
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That's got to get out on the street.
Buddy, who is politically astute and loves it was not aware that Lunz and McCarthy were living together.
Blast it from the hills so loud that W.Virginia hears it.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 10, 2022 12:12 AM (iam1O)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 10, 2022 12:12 AM (bH5ot)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 10, 2022 12:13 AM (mNhhD)
Wonder if the ham is any good.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 10, 2022 12:14 AM (iam1O)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 12:15 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 10, 2022 12:17 AM (mNhhD)
youtube.com/watch?v=PE6HmArln_k
Posted by: Taqiyyologis
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Sounds like the Brecker Bros in the back up.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 10, 2022 12:17 AM (iam1O)
Wonder if the ham is any good.
Posted by: Braenyard
Dust [it] off and nuke it [from orbit]. It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 10, 2022 12:18 AM (RgPae)
Posted by: Doooooctor Oz at April 10, 2022 12:19 AM (Oo3Dw)
Posted by: ploome
I hate to be the first to tell you that not all Turks are 'moslem.' In fact a few million died because of their non-participation and a few still do.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 10, 2022 12:19 AM (p6Md5)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 10, 2022 12:17 AM (mNhhD)
This Cawthorne person sounds like a real threat to the Republican graft train.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at April 10, 2022 12:19 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Doooooctor Oz at April 10, 2022 12:19 AM (Oo3Dw)
Not that I would ever be a skeptic, but do you have a link to that factoid?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at April 10, 2022 12:21 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 10, 2022 12:21 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 10, 2022 12:19 AM
I know a local Turkish couple -- "Kemalists"...
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 12:22 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at April 10, 2022 12:23 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 12:22 AM (Rt7gZ)
Seriously, have you ever had a discussion about the precepts in the original* US Constitution with them?
*i.e., NOT the one that scum like SCCJ Roberts modified
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at April 10, 2022 12:25 AM (hOUT3)
We'll know about the ham tomorrow.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 10, 2022 12:26 AM (iam1O)
Buddy, who is politically astute and loves it was not aware that Lunz and McCarthy were living together.
Blast it from the hills so loud that W.Virginia hears it.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 10, 2022 12:12 AM (iam1O)
You've got a bit of cognitive dissonance there. Trump supports McCarthy.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 10, 2022 12:27 AM (EfF/6)
*i.e., NOT the one that scum like SCCJ Roberts modified
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at April 10, 2022 12:25 AM
I can just barely manage that with the lovely and long-sufferng Mrs Z!
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 12:28 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 12:28 AM (Rt7gZ)
Understand that all too well!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at April 10, 2022 12:29 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 12:29 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at April 10, 2022 12:30 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 10, 2022 12:31 AM (rF64X)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 10, 2022 12:31 AM (LWbFU)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 12:32 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Miklos, noting that the Tulane football has been a joke for years at April 10, 2022 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac
FIXT
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at April 10, 2022 12:23 AM (hOUT3)
Trying to love two women is like a ball and chain
Trying to love two women is like a ball and chain
Sometimes the pleasure ain't worth the strain
It's a long old grind, and it tires your mind.
Posted by: Oak Ridge Boys at April 10, 2022 12:32 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Zettai
Cheese too!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 10, 2022 12:31 AM (LWbFU)
Someone running low on ham? I'll be right there!
*Look! Up in the sky! It's the ham signal!*
Posted by: Beserker's MIL, aka The Ham Fairy at April 10, 2022 12:35 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Miklos, notorious race-bending Blues Man with a Winning Hand, yes indeed at April 10, 2022 12:37 AM (QzkSJ)
TxMoMeet might end up in a turf war.
Ham-Man vs. Bacon Wench.
He's got a Ham-Belt and she's got... Bacon Wench.
I'm sensing a Metal Opera in the making?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 10, 2022 12:37 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 10, 2022 12:38 AM (iam1O)
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 10, 2022 12:39 AM (rF64X)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 12:40 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Miklos Ataturk, respected among all Noble Turkmen peoples at April 10, 2022 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)
*Look! Up in the sky! It's the ham signal!*
Posted by: Beserker's MIL, aka The Ham Fairy
Heh. I remember you telling the Ham Fairy story at Christmas last year.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 10, 2022 12:42 AM (RgPae)
We got some mussulmen from Bosnia in my AO, very Americanised and largely secular as far as I can tell... Now, downtown, it's an entirely different story!
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 12:44 AM (Rt7gZ)
Ham-Man vs. Bacon Wench.
He's got a Ham-Belt and she's got... Bacon Wench.
I'm sensing a Metal Opera in the making?
Jim
*orders suitable materials for Giant Red Cross*
Posted by: Miklos, with Hungarian Double Cross (it really looks like that) at April 10, 2022 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai
Please for tellings of story Downtown
Posted by: Miklos Petula-Clark at April 10, 2022 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)
".. fwy da bacon...fwy da Bacon.. fwy da BACON!"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 10, 2022 12:47 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 10, 2022 12:42 AM (RgPae)
That was me, socking as the MIL. His Ham Fairy story is hilarious reading.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2022 12:47 AM (4I/2K)
".. fwy da bacon...fwy da Bacon.. fwy da BACON!"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 10, 2022 12:47 AM (QzJWU)
... as a 12" X 18" porkchop slowly descends from the rafters . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2022 12:49 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 12:49 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 12:49 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Paul Lynde in the Centre Square at April 10, 2022 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at April 10, 2022 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 12:52 AM (Rt7gZ)
In the next county over, we've got Islamberg -- on the banks of the storied Cannonsville Reservoir which is a major source of drinking water for NYC...
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 12:54 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: JT at April 10, 2022 12:56 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Zettai
*Miklos yawns, collects firewood and beef and Proper Paprika*
Posted by: Miklos, happily non-Yankee at April 10, 2022 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 10, 2022 12:58 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: 2022 12:56 AM at April 10, 2022 12:58 AM (QzkSJ)
Ham-Man vs. Bacon Wench.
He's got a Ham-Belt and she's got... Bacon Wench.
I'm sensing a Metal Opera in the making?
Jim
*orders suitable materials for Giant Red Cross*
Posted by: Miklos, with Hungarian Double Cross (it really looks like that) at April 10, 2022 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Sounds like you need Templar armor with a slice of bacon in place of the cross.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 10, 2022 12:59 AM (EfF/6)
How'd that work out for the pig?
I mean, I guess you could ask him hisself, given that you're "neighbors" and all.
/snrk, crispy, with hasbrowns on the side.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 10, 2022 01:01 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Zettai
If there's moneys involved...
Posted by: Miklos Effendi, looking around for his "party fez" at April 10, 2022 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, happily non-Yankee at April 10, 2022 12:57 AM
Gulyasleves in the pot??
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 01:04 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Buzzion
Tried that
The bacon never makes it that far
Posted by: Miklos, better cook than armorer at April 10, 2022 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai
I tole y'all peoples
Nine (9) pounds sirloin tip for 1.99/lb
Posted by: Miklos has beet called by the Ancestors at April 10, 2022 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JT at April 10, 2022 01:08 AM (arJlL)
*Look! Up in the sky! It's the ham signal!*
Posted by: Beserker's MIL, aka The Ham Fairy
Don't even fucking get me started. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2022 01:10 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Miklos can offer a DoorDash discount coupon at April 10, 2022 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Captain Haiku at April 10, 2022 01:11 AM (Mwfjn)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
At Easter Time, when "smoked" ham is on sale, I buy and smoke them even more.
Need more other stuff.
Posted by: There is another, Ham Solo at April 10, 2022 01:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2022 01:14 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2022 01:10 AM
You really ought to bring the Ham Orc to Corsicana!
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 01:16 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
*pours drink*
Posted by: nurse ratched
It's 3-4-1 night
Posted by: Miklos, ONT bartender at April 10, 2022 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)
A full set of teeth.
---
Thanks for the ONT MS. That cracked me up as I've heard a similar joke about a Willie Nelson concert...the first row has a full set of teeth.
Warmed up today here in N IL, got into the 50s. Got some yardwork done, but got a lot to go.
Posted by: Farmer at April 10, 2022 01:18 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Zettai
I tole y'all peoples
Nine (9) pounds sirloin tip for 1.99/lb
Posted by: Miklos has beet called by the Ancestors at April 10, 2022 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)
I keep hearing about adding smoked paprika into the dry rub mix for BBQ. Have only found plain paprika in stores. Just looked up smoked paprika on Amazon and holy smokes is it spendy. Then there's Hungarian paprika (Pride of Szeged) running 3.5X regular Sam's Club plain paprika on a per ounce basis. Gourmet authentic paprika?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2022 01:20 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: m at April 10, 2022 01:21 AM (nIvvp)
Posted by: Jenny, Jenny, Flying Jenny at April 10, 2022 01:21 AM (9I3i5)
Need more other stuff.
Posted by: There is another, Ham Solo at April 10, 2022 01:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Good lord, I forgot easter is next week. I'm gonna need to set up flak cannons. The ham fairy will be coming next week, sure as shit, she will be here. She will be flying a B17 with 500 pound hams and do an ethiopian air drop.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2022 01:23 AM (VwHCD)
Hungarian paprika is a bit more expensive. Spicy or not.
But different than the cheap Spanish.
"Smoked paprika" is an absurdity in Hungary, because you cook over a fire (with wood smoke).
Posted by: Miklos, just tellin' y'all at April 10, 2022 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)
It took me years to notice Easter dinner with the in-laws was always pre-prepared and cold, and years moar before I'd asked why...
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 01:26 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 01:29 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Miklos, taker of late nite risks, and shift change in 29 minutes at April 10, 2022 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jenny, Jenny, Flying Jenny at April 10, 2022 01:31 AM (9I3i5)
Some day would like to do authentic-ish Hungarian stuff (Miklos, please stand by for recipe guidance). Best way is to go there, eat well, buy s**t, bring it back, try to replicate at home. This was the way of my people, back in the day. Got some really good home-made peri-peri hot paste in Angola, used it up, didn't try to replicate it though.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2022 01:31 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 01:16 AM (Rt7gZ)
Don't tempt me. As it is they have relatives in virginia, and they are planing a trip there. You know when? The week of the VA mome. I can easily divert them and the whole fucking mome will bathe in ham. You will have ham, ham dishes, ham wall paper, bourbon and ham. You will be frigging Ham I Am.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2022 01:31 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Miklos, just tellin' y'all at April 10, 2022 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)
The ham fairy is 1/2 Hungarian, don't give her any ideas. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2022 01:33 AM (VwHCD)
But different than the cheap Spanish.
"Smoked paprika" is an absurdity in Hungary, because you cook over a fire (with wood smoke).
Posted by: Miklos, just tellin' y'all at April 10, 2022 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Thanks. Supposedly, plain paprika in bbq rubs only adds red color while smoked paprika adds flavor with the color.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2022 01:33 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2022 01:34 AM (OTzUX)
And now for a new rum. Chairman's Reserve Legacy, from St. Lucia.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2022 01:36 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2022 01:36 AM (4I/2K)
I use smoked paprika and I find it does add flavor and color. I was able to buy a nice size jar of it at a Costco for not too much money. I have never seen it for sale online at Costco.
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 10, 2022 01:37 AM (9I3i5)
Poso bringing the receipts down on Dr Oz:
https://nitter.net/JackPosobiec/status /1513017769280909319#m
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 01:39 AM (Rt7gZ)
And now for a new rum. Chairman's Reserve Legacy, from St. Lucia.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2022 01:36 AM (OTzUX)
Thanks. Will get some to try out.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2022 01:39 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: JT at April 10, 2022 01:44 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2022 01:48 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 01:50 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2022 01:34 AM (OTzUX)
Well to tell the truth, her health has been slipping. She had a minor stroke last year, she's fine, but all kinds of issues has been plaguing her lately. They have been having a hard time stabilizing her blood pressure. She is 80. I rant about her ham, but she is a nice lady. My new rant is my father's side of the family. Those frigging chuckleheads have been planning family shit on the holidays for decades. My mother wanted to bury them. One asshole cousin gets married on labor day, another on 4th of july. Oh baby's first shit? I know lets have a fucking party on memorial day. For years they would grab a calendar, find every frigging holiday worth a shit and plan some stupid ass family event. This year??? Wedding on mothers day. Mrs B's mom is the ham fairy. I told her fuck that wedding and go be with your mom, and if they ask where you are I'm going to tell them I told her fuck this wedding.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2022 01:53 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2022 01:20 AM (4I/2K)
My store carries a brand, Ferreira, that has both regular and smoked paprika. Both go for about $4.99 for a 6.5 oz. container. I always buy two containers of the smoked (because who just wants food coloring?) when I get low just so I never stay low. As the commercial for a hot sauce says, "I put that sh*! on everything!" For a half-Bohunk like myself, paprika is its own food group.
A light dusting of smoked paprika goes great on oven-roasted cauliflower pieces (for about 30-35 minutes @ 375), then topped with a quickie flour-butter roux/water/chicken broth/medium cheddar cheese sauce. Just do the whole head of cauliflower (it shrinks a lot). You'll thank me later.
Posted by: RickZ at April 10, 2022 01:55 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2022 01:58 AM (2JoB8)
I'm not even named Biden, or Hunter, or Hunter Biden
Or shrimp, or plate, or plate of shrimp
Posted by: A Miklos Repo man is always intense at April 10, 2022 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)
I'm not even named Biden, or Hunter, or Hunter Biden
Or shrimp, or plate, or plate of shrimp
Posted by: A Miklos Repo man is always intense at April 10, 2022 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Norm!!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2022 02:01 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2022 01:36 AM (OTzUX)
Thanks. Will get some to try out.
Posted by: Count de Monet
Somebody done got they tax refund
Posted by: Miklos, product of Sexual Harassment in a Federal Workplace (IRS) at April 10, 2022 02:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Hubby and I both love ham, but even a very small one is too much for us. Not having guests at Easter, so I bought *a slice* of pre-cooked ham for our supper.
Might just make sammiches and have deviled eggs on the side? We'll see, LOL
Posted by: JQ at April 10, 2022 02:06 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Zettai
"I touchpad myself"
80s tune, right?
Were You that chick?
Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling at April 10, 2022 02:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Might just make sammiches and have deviled eggs on the side? We'll see, LOL
Posted by: JQ at April 10, 2022 02:06 AM (dpnJh)
Ham steaks are yummy. Just brown them on the grill.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2022 02:07 AM (P3gRi)
Ya know what makes a sovereign mixer for vodka? A grapefruit-flavoured soft drink called 'Squirt'!
I don't now if it's available nationally...
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 02:07 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2022 02:07 AM (P3gRi)
I'll admit, those are good.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2022 02:09 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2022 02:10 AM (P3gRi)
Speaking of which, it's good, but I'm not blown away (in terms of hitting for me). English style, mix of column and pot still, mix of molasses-based and agricole-style cane juice, not sure about aging situation.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2022 02:11 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2022 02:07 AM (P3gRi)
I'll admit, those are good.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Texas has no hogs
Sorry
Posted by: Miklos, citing "Experts" from New York and San Fran at April 10, 2022 02:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, product of Sexual Harassment in a Federal Workplace (IRS) at April 10, 2022 02:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Not yet, still working on family unit returns. I meant I will get some smoked paprika to try out in bbq rub, not the top shelf rum. After reading up on paprika, was struck by Wiki's history of the spice and how Hungary was a relatively latecomer to it but is now the world's major source of commonly used paprika.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2022 02:11 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2022 02:12 AM (2JoB8)
I suppose, should I strut into the local public house and ask for a "Squirt 'n' vodka' I should be promptly cut off and an ambulance called...
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 02:12 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2022 02:13 AM (OTzUX)
Jack 'n' Squirt.
Could rename it, to reflect current....uh.... affairs.
Posted by: JQ at April 10, 2022 02:15 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2022 02:15 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
In Youthful Days in Yucatan, I was introduced to Squirt and Oso Negro vodka.
Posted by: Miklos, split a bottle of the oso Nego every night with Dr. Arthur l. Welden, Chairmanof the Tulane at April 10, 2022 02:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip
How much would it cost to get Skip to cook us all breakfast?
Posted by: The Miklos Trust and Foundation at April 10, 2022 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Great points! I used to do all that too. These days, I'm just too lethargic for it.
Posted by: JQ at April 10, 2022 02:17 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 02:18 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2022 02:18 AM (VwHCD)
Fresca uses artificial sweeteners, Squirt does not.
Posted by: Miklos, checking the Fine Print at April 10, 2022 02:19 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2022 02:21 AM (P3gRi)
A light dusting of smoked paprika goes great on oven-roasted cauliflower pieces (for about 30-35 minutes @ 375), then topped with a quickie flour-butter roux/water/chicken broth/medium cheddar cheese sauce. Just do the whole head of cauliflower (it shrinks a lot). You'll thank me later.
Posted by: RickZ at April 10, 2022 01:55 AM (ldL4g)
Thanks for the food tip. I have been using, to season stirfry or steamed vegetables, Tony Chachere's Creole More Spice / Goya Adobo with pepper / Slap Ya Mama, or in combo as the mood strikes
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2022 02:22 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2022 02:23 AM (VwHCD)
I struggled, once upon a time, to prepare cabbage rolls.
PITA, but they were okay. Never had them before (that I can recall). No 'bohunk' ancestry in my fambly.
Posted by: JQ at April 10, 2022 02:24 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2022 02:18 AM (VwHCD)
Cabbage rolls? Yum, I love good cabbage rolls. I did corned beef and cabbage in the crock pot a few days ago, and it was so good, I ate it all. Oink!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2022 02:24 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2022 02:26 AM (VwHCD)
Not much for that whole category but on a hot summer day I can see the original Long Drink, actually much prefer it to the hard seltzers I've had, some of which I like.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2022 02:28 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2022 02:23 AM (VwHCD)
The old chain had definitely jumped teeth. It was fooked. Got the new one in; timing cover and water pump buttoned up. Hit the starter, it ran for 2 seconds, sounded OK, and quit. Would not restart. Go figure. I took great pains to ensure I had the timing marks set right. Suspect fuel pump, or lack of signal to same.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2022 02:28 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Miklos, reading Mike AOP Hammer #1 at April 10, 2022 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Months of cabbage twice a day, during my time in the USSR during the days of Glorious Soviet Power, put me off it (except for coleslaw) for a few years. Likewise cucumbers. I recovered.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2022 02:30 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2022 02:30 AM (OTzUX)
You see??? Com bloc cooking. I knew it. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2022 02:32 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2022 02:28 AM (P3gRi)
If you weren't AOP I would ask if you forget to put the fuel pump eccentric cup on the cam timing gear. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2022 02:34 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Miklos, reading Mike AOP Hammer #1 at April 10, 2022 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)
A little extra doo-wop in there.
Posted by: m at April 10, 2022 02:34 AM (nIvvp)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2022 02:35 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: rhomboid
Orwell described the smell of IngSoc as that of boiled cabbage.
However, I still miss stuffed cabbage made with whole sauerkraut leaves.
Posted by: Miklosian misty water colored memories at April 10, 2022 02:37 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, at or above grade reading (if not typing) level at April 10, 2022 02:38 AM (QzkSJ)
I use the spices included w/c.beef, put them into a tea-ball with a few peppercorns added. Chicken stock instead of plain water, add chopped onions with the meat and let it cook all day. Remove tea-ball and add cabbage about an hour before serving.
Posted by: JQ at April 10, 2022 02:39 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: JQ
Now see?
We can have nice things.
Posted by: Miklos, preparing for USDA Cabbage Ration Victory Coupons at April 10, 2022 02:42 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JQ at April 10, 2022 02:39 AM (dpnJh)
Am I going to regret asking what a frigging tea ball is? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2022 02:43 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 02:45 AM (Rt7gZ)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2022 12:49 AM (Rt7gZ)
Candles in the Rain; Candle in the Wind; Sandals in the Snow. Could be a hit.
Posted by: m at April 10, 2022 02:46 AM (nIvvp)
Posted by: Miklos, who learnerned the America Baseball game and low over the plate suchthings at April 10, 2022 02:48 AM (QzkSJ)
I use it for soup and stew spices, things that you don't want floating around in the finished dish like bay leaf or mustard seeds
Posted by: JQ at April 10, 2022 02:48 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: JQ at April 10, 2022 02:39 AM (dpnJh)
Whenever I've done the corned beef in a crock pot, I use the bag seasonings, plus add more of coriander seed, mustard seed, black peppercorns and allspice berries. I use a teaspoon (in a cup of water) of beef-flavored Better Than Bouillon from a jar, along with some whole garlic and a medium onion halved. I pull the meat out and just scrape everything off while warm, including large chunks of fat. I've found the broth inedible as opposed to when I make a beef roast in the crock pot.
It's funny, I don't go the corned beef and cabbage route but use the corned beef for open-faced reuben sandwiches as well as put portions away in the freezer to have corned beef hash; that corned beef is so much better than the canned.
Posted by: RickZ at April 10, 2022 02:49 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2022 02:34 AM (VwHCD)
No, it's a 2000 Ram, so EFI and all that. Might be the fuel pump relay is not getting a "go" signal from the ECM because the oil pressure sensor is bad. I will go ahead, and put the rest of the front-engine accessories back on it. Then troubleshoot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2022 02:52 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: RickZ
Minors from the restaurant/food service place is better and cheaper.
Better than Bouillion is better than any cube or powder, but Minors is the restaurant quality standard.
Posted by: Miklos,with a Restaurant Quality Shout to Slapweasel at April 10, 2022 02:55 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: RickZ
"It all goes to the same place"
Posted by: Old Mama at April 10, 2022 02:57 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JQ at April 10, 2022 02:59 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Diverse and Inclusive Miklos at April 10, 2022 03:01 AM (514Oj)
I keep both chicken and beef flavors in the fridge to add to all kinds of stuff. Sliced carrots with the beef flavor, ground cumin, black pepper and a pinch of salt is absolutely delicious. You can puree it with a stick blender and make a soup out of it as well; when it's in the bowl top with a dollop of sour cream.
Posted by: RickZ at April 10, 2022 03:02 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: RickZ
See if there is a USFOODS/Chefstore near you.
Unlike most wholesalers, open to the public.
Posted by: Economical, nay thrifty McMiklos at April 10, 2022 03:05 AM (514Oj)
But it is time for me to hit the sack. Been a long day. Night. Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2022 03:06 AM (P3gRi)
Mom made "Mulligan Stew" probably every week when I was little. Cheap! Brisket, taters, turnips, carrots-- it varied-- ugh.
Crockpots were not common back then, so she'd pressure-cook the meat. Could smell it a block away, not bad but distinctive. Tasted better than it smelled, and was fairly bland as I recall.
Posted by: JQ at April 10, 2022 03:08 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Or may Miklos should do Spanish at April 10, 2022 03:10 AM (514Oj)
Posted by: and not even the Film topic at April 10, 2022 03:26 AM (514Oj)
Posted by: Y'all no fun at April 10, 2022 03:27 AM (514Oj)
Posted by: Miklos, on KVRS mes chers at April 10, 2022 03:31 AM (514Oj)
Posted by: Miklos, already drinking his Sunday Whiskey at April 10, 2022 03:34 AM (514Oj)
Posted by: Miklos, already drinking Marleen's Sunday Whiskey at April 10, 2022 03:37 AM (514Oj)
I knew something went missing.
Darleen loves her some dumplings, but I gotta make the sauce.
Posted by: Miklos, already drinking Charleen's Sunday Whiskey at April 10, 2022 03:40 AM (514Oj)
Unlike most wholesalers, open to the public.
Posted by: Economical, nay thrifty McMiklos at April 10, 2022 03:05 AM (514Oj)
I live in the Nondemocratic Peoples' Republic of NYC. I've never heard or seen those stores. Now in some case stores are not here because of, well, NYC and its costs. But also there is one national chain that I know of that is not allowed within the borders of NYC, Wal-Mart, so there might be others on the verboten list as well.
A few year back, you could have heard the wailing and gnashing of teeth on the moon when Chik-fil-A opened a location in Manhattan. Former Mayor Fuck-Face (that's former Mayor Warren Wilhelm, a/k/a former Mayor Big Bird, to youse out of towners) in a regular press conference criticized their right to be here and didn't want them here at all.
Posted by: RickZ at April 10, 2022 03:42 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Miklos, already drinking his Sunday 11 pack at April 10, 2022 03:43 AM (514Oj)
Posted by: Miklos, Carleen just got out again and needs a job at April 10, 2022 03:49 AM (514Oj)
Posted by: Miklosian Financial Pardners , LLC at April 10, 2022 03:59 AM (514Oj)
Posted by: Miklosian Waffle House Staff Management LLP at April 10, 2022 04:01 AM (514Oj)
Posted by: Miklos, Proponent of Domestic Harmony at April 10, 2022 04:05 AM (514Oj)
Posted by: JQ at April 10, 2022 04:07 AM (dpnJh)
Smart people
Posted by: Miklos, Physically defending Domestic Harmony at April 10, 2022 04:08 AM (514Oj)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 10, 2022 04:08 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
That Duchess lady must truly love you.
Posted by: Miklos, way downriver at April 10, 2022 04:10 AM (514Oj)
Seriously, boiled cabbage is one of my favorites. It's a very simple recipe. Chop up the cabbage. Add some olive oil in the pan, add salt, shit ton of peer, some onion and garlic pepper. Boil for about 10 - 15 minutes until tender.
Good shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 10, 2022 04:11 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, unaware of any complaint at April 10, 2022 04:13 AM (514Oj)
What blows my mind is cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, collard greens, brussels sprouts, kale and some others are all the same damned species. Just different "cultivars" as they call them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 10, 2022 04:16 AM (Mzdiz)
IF we're allowed to discuss it, I mean....
Posted by: JQ at April 10, 2022 04:17 AM (dpnJh)
And they *taste* so different!
Posted by: JQ at April 10, 2022 04:19 AM (dpnJh)
Nope, I haven't sent one out in a while, JQ. There's nothing really new, that we didn't know that's breaking. Basically, vaccines are shit, with a ton of adverse effects and totally ineffective. The powers that be will never admit this, and it's nothing but cover up and pretending.
The truth will come out, but there's gonna be a lot of people in denial.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 10, 2022 04:20 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: m at April 10, 2022 04:20 AM (nIvvp)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2022 01:53
We've had similar experiences Bers. After 26 yrs of us being Grandma's main support in town, my aunt planned Grandma's 100th bday party (her bday was May 21) for the weekend of our 25th wedding anniversary in late June.
Yeah, she thinks she's the thoughtful caring one. Not so much IMO.
Posted by: Farmer at April 10, 2022 04:30 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: publius,
FEAR THE DAY
Posted by: the Polish Winged Cultivars at April 10, 2022 04:35 AM (514Oj)
Basically, I'm not going to Windows 11, ever. I'll just use Linux if I need to after the end of support. You can go into the BIOS and turn off the TPM or Intel PTT (which emulates TPM) and that makes your machine incompatible with Windows 11. The automatic upgrade will not run.
Microsoft gets very sneaky trying to upgrade, and this will prevent that from ever hapenning.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 10, 2022 04:35 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Klaus von Davos at April 10, 2022 04:39 AM (514Oj)
Me, I've got the taste bud genes that make brussels sprouts taste like little bitterness grenades. Nothing but a terrible bitterness, no matter how you cook 'em.
It's amazing how the different cultivars, of the same damned single plant species, change all that. Cabbage can have some of those bitter molecules in 'em, usually in the outer leaves of a head. So that's why I always make sure to strip off the outer few layers of leaves for my boiled cabbage.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 10, 2022 04:45 AM (Mzdiz)
There is a certain compound, in high relative concentration in brussels sprouts. If you've got the genes, that compound produces an overwhelming bitter taste on your taste buds.
If you don't have that gene, that compound does nothing, and your taste buds respond to all the other stuff in them. You will like those, usually.
Broccoli, cabbage, et al, the other cultivars, don't present as much of that compound, usually. You don't notice it usually, if you have the bitter gene.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 10, 2022 04:48 AM (Mzdiz)
Take any two pure solutions - pour any volume of one into the other. You now have a diluted solution. Now, take an equal volume of that solution, pour it in the other. You haven't transferred equal amounts of Material A and Material B. You will, by definition, have more of Material A in the original container, and less of Material B in the second container.
They switch to cards because cards are not a "mixture". Cards are finite units. Mix as many hearts with a single spade - the spade doesn't take on aspects of hearts. It doesn't become less black or more red.
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World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)