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Media All This Week: TRUMP MUST EXPLAIN "MISSING 7 1/2 HOURS OF PHONE RECORDS" ON JANUARY; DELETION OF RECORDS RECALLS WATERGATE
Media Today: Oops Nevermind the Records Are All There
The Walls Are Truly Closing In, this time.
They do nothing but churn out fake news and disinformation, all day, every day.
And when people point that out -- they run to their Social Media Monopoly co-conspirators and lobby to get their competitors and critics deplatformed.
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From the moment we learned the extent of the 1/2-hour gap in White House records of President Donald Trump's phone calls on Jan. 6, 2021, the question has been: How did this happen? Could it just be sloppy record-keeping -- that so happened to overlap with the most critical and problematic portion of that day (that is, the insurrection)? Could Trump have used burner phones? Or could someone even have engaged in Watergate-style tampering? The answer isn't just a matter of curiosity; it could matter legally. Coverups, after all, can be used to prove criminal intent. And the Jan. 6 investigation is trending in that direction, with some recent validation. All of the above-mentioned options are viable, given what we know so far. We know for a fact that the gap wasn't the result of Trump staying off his phone, as we have at least five phone calls in the public record that aren't accounted for in the call log. One of them appears in the White House daily diary -- a retrospective summary of the president's actions -- but, for some reason, not the call log. And it, for some reason, lacks the detail of the other calls in the diary, including the other party to the call. Since the news of the gap broke Tuesday, we've been able to connect a couple of key dots: 1. That final call before the 7 1/2-hour gap -- at 11:17 a.m. -- appears to have been with then-Sen. Kelly Loeffler (R-Ga.), based on another document. And according to the same document, it was apparently followed shortly thereafter by a Trump call with Vice President Mike Pence at 11:20 a.m. -- a call that isn't recorded at all in either the diary or call log. 2. Another of the unaccounted-for calls -- a 2:26 p.m. call mistakenly made to Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) but meant for Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.) -- appears to have come from a White House device. That latter revelation comes courtesy of the Guardian's Hugo Lowell, who confirmed that the call to Lee came from a number listed as 202-395-0000. That number signifies it originated on an official White House phone.And now: Ooops, turns out the records were available all along. Gee, I just can't believe that an "investigation" headed by Adam Schiff is pumping out serial lies to the media -- and that the media is still eager to push these lies out to the public, despite their fantastically-compromised originator.
Both of these suggest the gap didn't result from the use of untraceable burner phones. If the idea was to shield communications as the plot to overturn the election unfolded, why would the 7 1/2-hour gap feature a call from a White House device -- smack in the middle, at 2:26 p.m.?
According to multiple sources familiar with Trump's phone behavior and the White House switchboard records, the January 6 log reflects Trump's typical phone habits. He mainly placed calls through the switchboard when he was in the residence but rarely used it when he was in the Oval Office. The fact the log does not show calls on January 6, 2021, from the Oval Office is not unusual, said the sources, because Trump typically had staff either place calls directly for him on landlines or cell phones. Those calls would not be noted on the switchboard log.
The six pages of White House switchboard logs for January 6, 2021, are complete based on an official review of White House records, according to a source familiar with the matter. There are no missing pages and the seven-hour gap is likely explained by use of White House landlines, White House cell phones and personal cell phones that do not go through the switchboard.
Jamie Gangel
@jamiegangel
CNN Breaking: The 6 pages of WH switchboard logs for 1/6 are complete based on an official review of White House records, according to a source familiar with the matter. There are no missing pages & the 7 hour gap is likely explained by use of WH landlines & cell phones link
Bob Woodward spent 8 minutes hyping it on CNN. Slate called it "THE CLEAREST EVIDENCE YET OF TRUMP'S CRIMINAL INTENT." Every blue-check liberal journalist account you'd expect hyped it for days. Was on the cover of the Post, on top of Twitter for days, with millions believing it. pic.twitter.com/FX8zlVl4CO
— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) April 1, 2022
How many times does this have to happen -- liberal corporate outlets push viral stories that are complete fabrications always in favor of Dems -- before people see that the real disinformation agents, the worst ones, are those in US corporate media?https://t.co/zeVc6HlmXM
— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) April 1, 2022
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 02:39 PM (LvTSG)
-5 minutes later-
"Fake but accurate."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 02:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 01, 2022 02:40 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 01, 2022 02:41 PM (PHprs)
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2022 02:41 PM (D6lWx)
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at April 01, 2022 02:41 PM (KywlU)
{draws card}
Trump Said "Shithole Countries"!!!
Posted by: Allahdumbshit at April 01, 2022 02:42 PM (8YEV8)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 01, 2022 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 01, 2022 02:42 PM (ctuwV)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 01, 2022 02:42 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 01, 2022 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Nah, that would mean the media is a transnational criminal enterprise...
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2022 02:43 PM (D6lWx)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 02:43 PM (mtYkP)
Posted by: National Review the Shiny New Jen Rubin of Conservative Urinalism at April 01, 2022 02:43 PM (jV+aN)
The churning aside, why the ever loving fuck does Donald Trump have to explain a goddam thing about January 6th?!
He and America are the aggrieved parties here!
The left can fuck itself in the heart with a rusty steak knife.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2022 02:43 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2022 02:43 PM (tW3KO)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 02:43 PM (mtYkP)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 01, 2022 02:44 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2022 02:44 PM (CYnTg)
Please, anyone stupid enough to still be reading their drivel, stand up and be counted so we know who the retards in our midst are.
Posted by: deadrody at April 01, 2022 02:44 PM (/jrmI)
*makes jerking motion with hand*
Posted by: Capital Eff at April 01, 2022 02:44 PM (1IJnB)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2022 02:44 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: National Review the Shiny New Jen Rubin of Conservative Urinalism at April 01, 2022 02:43 PM (jV+aN)
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"I just came a little..."
-Jonah Goldberg
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 02:44 PM (LvTSG)
Bedtime? I'm no rocket surgeon, but if there's no records, maybe he wasn't on the phone.
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2022 02:45 PM (D6lWx)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 02:45 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Juan Valdez at April 01, 2022 02:45 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 01, 2022 02:45 PM (dfRN6)
effing hacks, the lot of them.
Posted by: Nooneyouknowyouknow at April 01, 2022 02:45 PM (QpUKb)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 01, 2022 02:45 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2022 02:46 PM (dpmG8)
LOL, Sharkman.
I think Trump was mysteriously sucked up into a black hole, and then just as mysteriously returned seven hours later.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2022 02:46 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 01, 2022 02:46 PM (OHFvg)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 02:45 PM (II3Gr)
Sounds like a waste of chocolate.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2022 02:46 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 02:46 PM (mtYkP)
Posted by: 29Victor at April 01, 2022 02:46 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2022 02:44 PM (6FeV1)
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I used to despise Greenwald, but I have to say he's moved up dramatically in my estimation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2022 02:47 PM (dpmG8)
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 02:47 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 02:45 PM (II3Gr)
With a note lovingly attached that says "EAT A DICK!"
I'm still laughing at that one.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 01, 2022 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2022 02:46 PM (GezNK)
Is "black hole" a metaphor for "Melania feeling frisky"?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2022 02:47 PM (Ez6QX)
At least, that's where I except it will run. They need something to fill the airtime and their baker's dozen, clapping seal audience would eat it up.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 01, 2022 02:47 PM (TNyrE)
Sounds like a waste of chocolate.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2022 02:46 PM (Ez6QX)
We're good. It's a renewable resource.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 01, 2022 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)
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Wait - you mean he wasn't working 24/7 for four years?
Slacker!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2022 02:48 PM (dpmG8)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 01, 2022 02:48 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Allahdumbshit at April 01, 2022 02:42 PM (8YEV
it came from CHYYYYYYna...
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at April 01, 2022 02:48 PM (KywlU)
even more pernicious
the story was "Missing phone records?"
*retraction or correction*
Now the story is "Democrat voters seek prosecution of Trump suddenly."
Heads they win tails you lose the narrative.
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 02:48 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 01, 2022 02:48 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at April 01, 2022 02:49 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 01, 2022 02:49 PM (VpIIl)
How the non-mighty have fallen.
Posted by: Wally at April 01, 2022 02:49 PM (FJYfm)
Is "black hole" a metaphor for "Melania feeling frisky"?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2022 02:47 PM (Ez6QX)
For 7 hours? Damn.
It'd take me a few months to amass 7 hours, 2 minutes at a time once every couple days.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 01, 2022 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ballistic at April 01, 2022 02:50 PM (oXNqT)
No; I don't think either Trump or Melania has the stamina for a 7 hour sex session.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2022 02:50 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 02:50 PM (ZLI7S)
FFS.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2022 02:43 PM
Well he wasn't even in the White House for over 4 of the "missing" hours that day. That should have been their first clue but they are idiots with a one track Trump must die mind.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 01, 2022 02:51 PM (bVYXr)
Switchboard?! No wonder they couldn't find anything. Nobody has used a switchboard since 1977.
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2022 02:51 PM (D6lWx)
I didn't know what she was talking about, but I said "don't you know it's bullshit and they're never ever gonna stop the bullshir?"
I mean she's an old lady and she's not in danger of ever being a D again, but she's among the unfortunate target of this crap. And she gets her "news" from Fux.
This is why they never ever stop lying. Because it works.
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 02:51 PM (8YEV8)
If President Trump runs again, you know the DNC, and assorted denizens of the GOP, will be lining up outside of various courtrooms, looking to get an injunction against Trump being on the ballot.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at April 01, 2022 02:51 PM (5pTK/)
Probably depends on the day.
Wife and I used to lose entire days, that has largely gone by the wayside but there was a weekend a year ago that well.
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 02:51 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2022 02:51 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: Bob Woodward at April 01, 2022 02:51 PM (OHFvg)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 02:50 PM (ZLI7S)
The what?
- - Middle America
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 01, 2022 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 01, 2022 02:51 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 02:50 PM (ZLI7S)
I consider myself fairly well read, and I didn't know about this "gap" until finding out the gap was a hoax.
Posted by: Wally at April 01, 2022 02:52 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 01, 2022 02:52 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 02:50 PM (ZLI7S)
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Twitter retards
Posted by: ballistic at April 01, 2022 02:52 PM (oXNqT)
CNN Breaking: The 6 pages of WH switchboard logs for 1/6 are complete based on an official review of White House records, according to a source familiar with the matter. There are no missing pages & the 7 hour gap is likely explained by use of WH landlines & cell phones link
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If there was anything approaching an honest court in this country, this would be a lawsuit layup. Donald Trump should own the entire US news media at this point.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2022 02:52 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2022 02:52 PM (Nrtt4)
Posted by: Commie Jake Blues at April 01, 2022 02:52 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 02:50 PM (ZLI7S)
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*pushes aside poster board presentation of the past week's covid numbers, sprays face with disinfectant*
"Yes. It's highly important."
-Hippie, sticking it to the man
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 02:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2022 02:52 PM (D6lWx)
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It's astonishing, isn't it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2022 02:52 PM (DU+/6)
At this point people who belive the legacy media want to be fooled.
Posted by: 29Victor at April 01, 2022 02:46 PM (BJKQV)
It's why I said earlier that there's no need to deepfake anything. The government's media says the Current Thing, whether it's "Zelensky's the new Jesus Christ," or "COVID killed everyone you know," or "Brandon won the election."
And half the people will then automatically and without question Support the Current Thing, and the other half will remain silent, because Opposing the Current Thing is an instant social death sentence.
The old deepfake technology (called "total institutional capture") is more than effective enough. No need to gild the lily with fancy new contraptions.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2022 02:53 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: Hepcat1 at April 01, 2022 02:53 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 02:51 PM (8YEV
And when it stops working... REBRAND!
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at April 01, 2022 02:53 PM (KywlU)
If President Trump runs again, you know the DNC, and assorted denizens of the GOP, will be lining up outside of various courtrooms, looking to get an injunction against Trump being on the ballot.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at April 01, 2022 02:51 PM (5pTK/)
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It'll work in California, and they'll use that as evidence that Trump's win is invalid because he didn't even get on the ballot in America's largest state, or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2022 02:53 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2022 02:51 PM (GezNK)
Russia
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 01, 2022 02:54 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 01, 2022 02:51 PM (5kI0z)
and that the election of 2016 was.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2022 02:54 PM (6FeV1)
In detail ? No. But in the abstract ? Yes. The simple existence of the committee has given a talking point to those on the left that are embracing fascism at an exponential rate.
The committee doesn't have to "do" anything. It just has to exist.
Posted by: Outside the Box at April 01, 2022 02:54 PM (OeIgv)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 01, 2022 02:54 PM (rJ48h)
Well, you're about 25 years younger than Trump now, so as attractive as Melania is I don't think it's happening.
I like "Trump was training to be a hair stylist during the missing seven hours" or "He tried giving up cell phones for Lent early."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2022 02:55 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 02:55 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2022 02:51 PM (GezNK)
Russia
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 01, 2022 02:54 PM (QYPq3)
Trump was in the Rose Garden tossing the nuclear football around with Barron.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2022 02:55 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 01, 2022 02:51 PM (5kI0z)
and that the election of 2016 was.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2022 02:54 PM (6FeV1)
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It's not like Psaki said this very same thing a few weeks ago in the White House or anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 02:50 PM (ZLI7S)
It's more about the ability to circumvent the 4th and 5th and a litany of other laws that protect our right to due process. They could give a fuck what we think, I thought that part was already made clear...
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at April 01, 2022 02:55 PM (KywlU)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 02:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Pretty much all of Intelligent America already knows that if you didn't bring any guns, it wasn't an insurrection.
Posted by: Wally at April 01, 2022 02:55 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 01, 2022 02:55 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Allahdumbshit at April 01, 2022 02:55 PM (8YEV8)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 01, 2022 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gato Fromage at April 01, 2022 02:56 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2022 02:56 PM (sVtYq)
But he didn't use the switchboard! What was he hiding not using the switchboard? Every president since Obama used the switchboard for every call! It is protocol! Switchboardgate!!!! Reeeeeeeeeee!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2022 02:56 PM (qnVBz)
'Nixon was only missing 18.5 minutes in the Watergate tapes. Trump is missing 7 hours from the day of the attempted coup. Cover up?"
Other tweets she calls Fatboy Vindeman a hero, as she does Psaki, and Albright to name a few.
Wow, such astute brilliance.
Posted by: Cheri at April 01, 2022 02:56 PM (oiNtH)
If President Trump runs again, you know the DNC, and assorted denizens of the GOP, will be lining up outside of various courtrooms, looking to get an injunction against Trump being on the ballot.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at April 01, 2022 02:51 PM (5pTK/)
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It's amazing how obsessed they are with Trump. It must be because they're terrified of him. It's reminiscent of the way they went after Sarah Palin, which they probably did for the same reason.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2022 02:56 PM (dpmG8)
Thirty six holes would fit into that span of time using a cart.
Posted by: Capital Eff at April 01, 2022 02:56 PM (1IJnB)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 02:56 PM (mtYkP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2022 02:56 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)
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Yep. Should PDT run and win, the courts will all of a sudden decide they want to get involved in electoral politics.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at April 01, 2022 02:57 PM (5pTK/)
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If anybody on this earth deserves to, it's him.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2022 02:57 PM (sVtYq)
Meanwhile the vegetable gets constant praise for his brilliance. Giuliani was on with Bannon the other day, "our nation is being run by criminals".
Posted by: illiniwek at April 01, 2022 02:57 PM (Cus5s)
If President Trump runs again, you know the DNC, and assorted denizens of the GOP, will be lining up outside of various courtrooms, looking to get an injunction against Trump being on the ballot.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at April 01, 2022 02:51 PM
And they will win in multiple States. Problem for them, it will only be in the States Trump has zero chance of winning anyway.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 01, 2022 02:57 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 02:57 PM (Lzpvj)
'Nixon was only missing 18.5 minutes in the Watergate tapes. Trump is missing 7 hours from the day of the attempted coup. Cover up?"
Other tweets she calls Fatboy Vindeman a hero, as she does Psaki, and Albright to name a few.
Wow, such astute brilliance.
Posted by: Cheri at April 01, 2022 02:56 PM (oiNtH)
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That they buy any narrative that meets their partisan preferences is proof that they are smart, independent thinkers and should rule you with an iron fist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 02:57 PM (LvTSG)
They know we can elect Trump, and they are trying to break us.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2022 02:57 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at April 01, 2022 02:51 PM (5pTK/)
They won't even bother with courts. Blue-state and county officials will simply announce that he's banned from the ballot, and the courts will punt on the issue.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 01, 2022 02:57 PM (wmDcS)
Later... "Trump Was Right!"
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2022 02:52 PM (D6lWx)
For all the professional poofters and dick-tuckers out there, I would think "shithole" would be a compliment. They love shitholes. They've basically created an entire worldview and self-identity out of their poop chutes.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2022 02:57 PM (6FeV1)
I love the featured work btw
Posted by: kallisto at April 01, 2022 02:58 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2022 02:55 PM (6FeV1)
Covfefe. and grabbing pussy. 7 hours of covfefe and pussy and it was yuge and marvelous.
Posted by: Archer at April 01, 2022 02:58 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 02:58 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 01, 2022 02:58 PM (SWi3y)
'Nixon was only missing 18.5 minutes in the Watergate tapes. Trump is missing 7 hours from the day of the attempted coup. Cover up?"
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She's still alive?
Speaking of cover ups, she should invest in a burka. Make that two burkas, in case the first one falls off.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2022 02:58 PM (dpmG8)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2022 02:58 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2022 02:58 PM (D6lWx)
Posted by: Emmie at April 01, 2022 02:26 PM (6RgRK)
You can support a candidate for what he has done in the past. Everything else is a cope.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 01, 2022 02:58 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 01, 2022 02:58 PM (GKqIR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2022 02:51 PM (GezNK)
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I'm game.
:: channels his inner CNN Trump-hating conspiracy theorist ::
The gap is there because he was beating Melania up in a fit of rage over failing to steal the election and so it was sliced out of the official record.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2022 02:58 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 02:56 PM (mtYkP)
In IBM Selectric. For authenticity.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 01, 2022 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JM in Florida at April 01, 2022 02:58 PM (L7jyl)
Posted by: Venus at April 01, 2022 02:58 PM (YVBLw)
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 02:58 PM (Vr12I)
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*adjusts excess supply of upside down exclamation points*
-Jeb
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 02:59 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2022 02:55 PM (6FeV1)
Covfefe. and grabbing pussy. 7 hours of covfefe and pussy and it was yuge and marvelous.
Posted by: Archer at April 01, 2022 02:58 PM (gmo/4)
ADULT pussy. Not eight-year-old pussy like Joe Biden.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 02:59 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Blago at April 01, 2022 02:59 PM (/dEtl)
https://tinyurl.com/3nnk527y
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 02:57 PM (Lzpvj)
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As I said a couple days ago when I first saw this, the patient should file charges,, have her arrested and sue everyone in sight. This kind of assault must be dealt with very harshly, or people will rightfully fear doctors.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 01, 2022 02:59 PM (gaseU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2022 02:59 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2022 02:59 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 02:59 PM (Eu9d8)
A lot of people are saying that Hillary is going to run again in 2024.
I don't think I can handle the drama.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2022 02:59 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2022 02:56 PM (qnVBz)
Our Best and Brightest Betters !
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 03:00 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 01, 2022 02:57 PM (bVYXr)
Don't be so sure. Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania are all likely to be in play, and I could see blue-county officials simply announcing that Trump is not on the ballot, eliminating just enough Trump votes to throw the election.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 01, 2022 03:00 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: JM in Florida at April 01, 2022 02:58 PM (L7jyl)
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More to the point, does HE know who he sees or talks to?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2022 03:00 PM (dpmG8)
Posted by: Archer at April 01, 2022 03:00 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 02:59 PM (II3Gr)
Is that wrong?
- - Teacher's Union
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 01, 2022 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 01, 2022 03:00 PM (VpIIl)
That's one for starters.
Doctors and medical staff have been caught mocking patients while they are under anesthesia. One woman hid a mic in her hair extensions so she could hear what was going on.
Another guy's recording of their abuse was unintentional; he had left his iPhone in the room and then heard their mockery when he came to.
Posted by: kallisto at April 01, 2022 03:00 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 01, 2022 03:00 PM (wmDcS)
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Then Republican counties start doing it too, you know that ones that go 80-20 Republican and never 100-0 Republican.
Should get sporty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 03:01 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 01, 2022 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
You, my friend, are a stud.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2022 03:01 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: The Glass Ceiling at April 01, 2022 03:01 PM (mtYkP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2022 02:59 PM (qnVBz)
Bingo.
They churn this out, nit because it's true, and not really because anyone believes it---they just want it out there, this ammunition they can use on us when we hit them with the truth.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2022 03:01 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: JM in Florida at April 01, 2022 02:58 PM (L7jyl)
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I bet its more frequent than every other weekend, and (you probably already know) the WH refuses to log his visitors and calls when he is his private home.
So we have a "gap" of about half his presidency...
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 01, 2022 03:01 PM (gaseU)
We face a literal religious cult that views felonies as sacraments.
They will not stop until they feel pain, charges are the first step and the most gentle.
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 03:01 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Sara at April 01, 2022 03:01 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 03:01 PM (8YEV8)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 01, 2022 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 01, 2022 03:01 PM (MmndN)
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Unless somebody awesome is waiting in the wings, undetected, it's either Trump or DeSantis for me. I won't bother to change out of my house slippers and go to the polls for anybody else. That can be taken to the bank.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2022 03:02 PM (sVtYq)
But I don't think it's working. Aside from political junkies like us nobody knows about this or gives a fuck.
They care that they have to sell blood to fill their tank and sell one of their kids to buy groceries. They care that the schools are falling apart. They care about the things that are hammering them personally every single day, they don't care about inside baseball crap that happened over a year ago.
Hell, aside from a few ridiculously biased polls Trump is already beating Biden by a very comfortable margin and gaining and a large majority of Republicans and a significant and growing number or Indies think he won anyway. This seems counter productive to me at this point. They are just proving what liars they are.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 03:02 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Trump at April 01, 2022 03:02 PM (8YEV8)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 01, 2022 03:01 PM (Zz0t
Gorilla TV
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 03:02 PM (+lSVr)
Put on the Gorilla Channel.
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 03:02 PM (mtYkP)
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2022 03:02 PM (v0R5T)
Hey media, where is the IRS email server?
Hey media, where are the documents that Sandy Berger smuggled out the days after 9/11?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 01, 2022 03:02 PM (h1jJh)
You, my friend, are a stud.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2022 03:01 PM (Ez6QX)
Flattery will get you everywhere.....and disappointed.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 01, 2022 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2022 02:47 PM (dpmG
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It's impressive that while Greenwald would disagree with our policy preferences, and I think he would pretty much across the board, he would also like to have those debates. And he sees the media who they are. Progressive authoritarians who need to be stopped.
Posted by: Black JEM at April 01, 2022 03:02 PM (LyTO1)
We have to vote in every race, charge everyone we can and hit them back in every way we can or they will build up to putting us in camps and then chimneys.
They are a messianic death cult.
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 03:02 PM (Lzpvj)
- - Teacher's Union
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 01, 2022 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Let's see...according to the union policy statements it's referred to as "being a supportive adult" and "aiding children with issues of sexuality and gender identity" so as far as that goes you're good.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 03:02 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 01, 2022 03:03 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 03:02 PM (Lzpvj)
A deathianic mess cult
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 03:03 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2022 03:03 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2022 02:59 PM (mR6Gs)
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I'm one of them. What are the alternatives for the Dems? F. Joe Biden? Please. Kamala Sutra? Double please. Sen. Gray Beaver?
Hillarhoid - obviously thinking the same thing - has been making noises that suggest she is positioning herself for a run.
Trump v. Hillarhoid: This Time, It's Personal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2022 03:03 PM (dpmG8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2022 03:03 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2022 02:57 PM (mR6Gs)
Exactly. They watched us buck both parties and fight the power, by voting him in the first time, and they were terrified by that. For the first time in living memory, the shell-game didn't work right.
So their response was to drop the pretense of being two parties and stand shoulder-to-shoulder, in public, to sideline him and steal the next election, and then drive us all into the ground, as hard and fast as they can.
We're probably back to shell-game business as usual, but I have a faint hope they may have finally gone too far.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2022 03:03 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2022 03:03 PM (63Dwl)
We need an electoral noise that will be able to be heard on the moon.
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 03:03 PM (Lzpvj)
@NewsPolitics - 36m
We closed mental institutions in the 80s and 90s and gave them and their kids media jobs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2022 03:04 PM (ptqGC)
We have to vote in every race, charge everyone we can and hit them back in every way we can or they will build up to putting us in camps and then chimneys.
They are a messianic death cult.
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 03:02 PM (Lzpvj)
Do they envision some sort of savior figure?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 01, 2022 03:04 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
*****
Exactly. They know their base are ignorant af degenerates who want to be lied to and the "normies" (who don't pay attention) will think it is true based on the base screaming about it.
Posted by: Venus at April 01, 2022 03:04 PM (YVBLw)
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 01, 2022 03:04 PM (GKqIR)
Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2022 03:04 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 01, 2022 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
You, my friend, are a stud.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2022 03:01 PM (Ez6QX)
Somebody's DEFINITELY getting extra bacon!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 03:04 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 02:51 PM (Lzpvj)
That sounds fun. I've REALLY got to get these extra people out of my house.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2022 03:04 PM (Ez6QX)
So what famous evidence is about to never be seen by anyone because oops its missing?
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 03:04 PM (8YEV8)
Posted by: The Glass Ceiling at April 01, 2022 03:01 PM (mtYkP)
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I remain convinced that Hillary had that glass ceiling at the Javits Center rigged to crack when she won.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2022 03:04 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 01, 2022 03:04 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 03:04 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2022 03:05 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2022 03:03 PM (dpmG
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Brace yourself. I saw this on a car the other day:
Harris/Warnock 2024
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2022 03:05 PM (ptqGC)
Then again, half this country is apparently comprised of illiterate cultists.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2022 03:05 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Archer at April 01, 2022 03:05 PM (gmo/4)
Hey media, where is the IRS email server?
Hey media, where are the documents that Sandy Berger smuggled out the days after 9/11?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 01, 2022 03:02 PM (h1jJh)
Old News
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2022 03:05 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 01, 2022 03:05 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2022 03:02 PM (sVtYq)
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As I've mentioned, PDT's running mate needs to be someone who will be able to carry the Trump agenda forward. I'd prefer DeSantis stay in FL, because he's doing a great job of showing other governors the way. Which leads me to think someone like Lauren Boebert would be a good choice.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at April 01, 2022 03:05 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2022 03:05 PM (GezNK)
++++
A Letterman-style "Top 10 reasons there was a gap" kind of thing...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2022 03:06 PM (DU+/6)
That sounds fun. I've REALLY got to get these extra people out of my house.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2022 03:04 PM (Ez6QX)
You took in Syrian refugees?
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 01, 2022 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2022 03:02 PM (sVtYq)
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Same here. The only way anyone could break into that class is if he campaigns on a promise to RICO the Democrat Party.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2022 03:06 PM (dpmG8)
Drive through Columbia SC and see OBAMA! gas stations....
bonus points for their seeing themselves as messiahs who must save the world, the glee gang, the trannys....
It is not "a" god walking the Earth there are 22.5% self-appointed gods walking America.
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 03:06 PM (Lzpvj)
1. I entered, ran and set the record for the fastest Iditarod Run in History over those 7 1/2 hours.
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 03:06 PM (mtYkP)
Posted by: Allahdumbshit at April 01, 2022 02:42 PM (8YEV
he said "gay", too.
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2022 03:06 PM (v0R5T)
Harris/Warnock 2024
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2022 03:05 PM (ptqGC)
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Hell, why not shoot the moon?
Will Smith/Chris Rock 2024.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2022 03:06 PM (dpmG8)
Posted by: kallisto at April 01, 2022 03:07 PM (DJFLF)
Yes; Great idea!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2022 03:07 PM (GezNK)
Pump Up the Volume 1990
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 01, 2022 03:07 PM (Vxu+H)
Or, just geet out the fishbowl and have everyone throw their car keys into it...
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 03:07 PM (mtYkP)
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 03:04 PM (Vr12I)
Except when he socked himself. I appreciate what he's doing but I trust no Leftist. That's not quite fair because by default I don't trust anyone.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 03:07 PM (+lSVr)
Bashing them for lying, omitting, and the like isn't going to do anything because they are specifically NOT paid to present objective news or to get even basic news items right.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2022 03:07 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2022 03:04 PM (CYnTg)
Hell, at this point I'd believe it if there were a secret code to mark the death certificate of a patient as "Trumpy" to get even MORE bonus cash out of the NIH, over and above the standard "*with* COVID" bounty they were already getting.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2022 03:07 PM (6FeV1)
Invigorating, our friends from our teen years still laugh that if you heard things from the driveway you might as well try to visit again the next day....
THAT was "America."
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 03:07 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Marcus T
This! Like Mad Maxine Waters who told a crowd of homeless people at an event where they thought that they would get housing vouchers, that they weren't going to get vouchers that day and to just go home.
Wow.
Posted by: Cheri at April 01, 2022 03:07 PM (oiNtH)
we let Putin win because he might throw a nuke temper tantrum if he loses
mainly, we let Putin win
Posted by: REDACTED at April 01, 2022 03:08 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 03:08 PM (mtYkP)
Unless somebody awesome is waiting in the wings, undetected, it's either Trump or DeSantis for me. I won't bother to change out of my house slippers and go to the polls for anybody else. That can be taken to the bank.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2022 03:02 PM (sVtYq)
I'm in much the same boat, except I won't vote for either of them if they run with the GOP.
First right-winger to leave the Uniparty formally, denounce it vituperatively, and take his voters with him gets mine back. Til then, forget it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2022 03:08 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2022 03:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2022 03:04 PM (Ez6QX)
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Heh, I remember reading about a gal who mentioned relatives moving and she said, "it's really going to get in the way of our sex life." Sounded like she and her husband were empty nesters and taking full advantage.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at April 01, 2022 03:08 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 03:07 PM (mtYkP)
The extra people are my mom and my son. We're not the Bidens.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2022 03:08 PM (Ez6QX)
Then again, half this country is apparently comprised of illiterate cultists.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2022 03:05 PM (6FeV1)
See, you answered your own question.
What galls me is that they think that after a disastrous 4 years of old brain dead Biden, cackling Kamala, ossified Pelosi and the the lying corrupt crew of Congress, people are gong to rush to the polls to vote for the PARTY they represent
What galls me more is that they are largely correct
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2022 03:08 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Lars Pilsen at April 01, 2022 03:08 PM (kJH1Z)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 01, 2022 03:09 PM (mtYkP)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 01, 2022 03:09 PM (p+1gI)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 03:07 PM (mtYkP)
The extra people are my mom and my son. We're not the Bidens.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2022 03:08 PM (Ez6QX)
LOL
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 03:09 PM (II3Gr)
That was exactly it, wife was a half year from retirement and son was on Hurricane duty....
lawn was mowed we looked around and said "why not?"
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 03:09 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 01, 2022 03:05 PM (VpIIl)
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She IS dog shit. But how many LIVs know anything about her legal troubles?
But bear in mind, Biden was dog shit, too, and also had his own legal troubles, yet they would have us believe he received 81 million votes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2022 03:09 PM (dpmG8)
So what famous evidence is about to never be seen by anyone because oops its missing?
Posted by: ...
Schiff shredded thousands of pages that documented how the DNC coordinated with the Clinton campaign to fabricate the Steele dossier.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 01, 2022 03:09 PM (5kI0z)
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Then she went home to her $million dollar mansion and come next election, they'll still vote for that wicked old screw.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2022 03:10 PM (sVtYq)
Remember when the Northeastern governors were intentionally killing the elderly in nursing homes?
One of the reasons was because they are a right leaning voting demographic.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2022 03:10 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2022 03:10 PM (gkoWb)
By 2024 the GOP will be running with Trump.
He already dominates much of the party. In 2 years he will own it.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 03:10 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at April 01, 2022 03:10 PM (J4XFM)
What galls me more is that they are largely correct
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2022 03:08 PM (mR6Gs)
"Poor President Biden could have done so much more good if it weren't for Fox News getting in his way all the time."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2022 03:10 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 01, 2022 03:11 PM (dKiJG)
I haven't been able to get that out of my mind all day.
{{shudder}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2022 03:11 PM (ptqGC)
Checkout the Inheritence Taxation Schemes in those States.
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 03:11 PM (mtYkP)
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 03:11 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 01, 2022 03:11 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: 496 at April 01, 2022 03:11 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 03:11 PM (II3Gr)
He already dominates much of the party. In 2 years he will own it.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 03:10 PM (ZLI7S)
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As long as Mitch is Republican Leader in the Senate, any hold Trump has on the party as a whole is extremely limited at best.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at April 01, 2022 03:12 PM (J4XFM)
As a dark horse how about the Idaho Lt Gov that rescinded all her GOPer Gov's COVID restrictions when he left the state for some hobnobbing with lobbyists in FL?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2022 03:12 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2022 03:12 PM (d0Qel)
Never Buy Ground Beef.
Buy a cut of meat and grind it yourself.
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 03:12 PM (mtYkP)
Posted by: 496 at April 01, 2022 03:11 PM (VJsqe)
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He poured pig's blood on Carrie White at the prom.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 03:10 PM (ZLI7S)
Mitch already came out and said today that he just wants to win, and if that means Trump is running things, so be it.
That right there was a YUGE climb down by McConnell.
Posted by: Boswell at April 01, 2022 03:12 PM (5iUNf)
He already dominates much of the party. In 2 years he will own it.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 03:10 PM (ZLI7S)
He does not and will not. Fool's errand. Unreformable, and proven so over and over and over again since the '70s.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2022 03:12 PM (SKVme)
He's proven to be an idiot again.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 01, 2022 03:11 PM (DcKNO)
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Does he have any audience other than Twitter? Like, is he on a network or does he have a syndicated column or anything? Isn't he just a lying has-been with a Twitter outlet?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2022 03:12 PM (DU+/6)
*hint, hint*
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2022 03:12 PM (v0R5T)
I doubt it, but if so it is not what you think.
I was an assistant meat cutter at a Kroger in Ohio we made our grinds in an industrial strength grinder that would have mixed in a rat's head pretty effectively.
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 03:12 PM (Lzpvj)
1. I entered, ran and set the record for the fastest Iditarod Run in History over those 7 1/2 hours.
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 03:06 PM (mtYkP)
He was having a mad session of QWOP...
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at April 01, 2022 03:13 PM (KywlU)
Buy a cut of meat and grind it yourself.
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 03:12 PM (mtYkP)
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Then you can add your own rat head.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2022 03:13 PM (ptqGC)
What galls me more is that they are largely correct
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2022 03:08 PM (mR6Gs)
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Did you see the video of some gal asking a series of other gals their views of Kamala Sutra? It was pathetic. Several thought it was just wonderful to have a black woman as VP. That's as far as it went.
One bimbo said she liked Harris's "policies."
Interviewer: "What policies in particular?"
Embarrassed silence. "Uh, please cut out this part of the interview."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2022 03:13 PM (dpmG8)
That right there was a YUGE climb down by McConnell.
Posted by: Boswell at April 01, 2022 03:12 PM (5iUNf)
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And yet...he still didn't whip votes against KBJ because that would be fighting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 03:13 PM (LvTSG)
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He poured pig's blood on Carrie White at the prom.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
He was one of the ones that laughed.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 01, 2022 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2022 03:09 PM (dpmG
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It was easy to hide the Biden stuff because it was buried by the media and had not been litigated. The stuff on Hillary is factual and on the record. The media can try to hide it, but the facts, judgments, testimony and at some point the trials will be happening. Hillary worked with a foreign nation to undermine her rival presidential candidate, and then further tried to undermine an elected president of the United States. That's going to be a little tough to hide in a presidential campaign.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 01, 2022 03:13 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at April 01, 2022 03:13 PM (J4XFM)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 03:13 PM (mtYkP)
. . . BUT ALSO, SHE'S ACTIVELY WORKING WITH LOCAL GOVERNMENT AGENGIES TO PUT EVERY OTHER HEALTHY FOOD PLACE OUT OF BUSINESS SO THAT YOUR ONLY CHOICES ARE BIG MACS AND WHOPPERS.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 01, 2022 03:13 PM (MmndN)
I completely disagree. Mitch is the past, Trump represents the future of the party that is being remade right before our eyes.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 03:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Bill Gates
Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2022 03:13 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Y5 at April 01, 2022 03:14 PM (zfjtv)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 03:14 PM (mtYkP)
On his substack he has a story about how there was an attempt to plant an AK-47 on the US Convoy.
Posted by: kallisto at April 01, 2022 03:14 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2022 03:14 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 01, 2022 03:14 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 03:11 PM (II3Gr)
We're living inside a giant psy op experiment. Thats just one of the results.
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 03:14 PM (8YEV8)
Posted by: Barnes and Barnes at April 01, 2022 03:14 PM (l8gTz)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 01, 2022 03:14 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 01, 2022 03:15 PM (wmDcS)
I completely disagree. Mitch is the past, Trump represents the future of the party that is being remade right before our eyes.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 03:13 PM (ZLI7S)
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You imply that Mitch won't matter once he's gone. I agree. The problem is getting rid of him. Mitch is as much the present of the GOP as Trump is, and his position as Leader in the Senate gives him influence over actual policy that Trump doesn't have.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 03:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2022 03:15 PM (GezNK)
Interviewer: "What policies in particular?"
Embarrassed silence. "Uh, please cut out this part of the interview."
And this is one of the biggest problems we face. The LIVs and people on the left are generally not voting on policy and are in fact shocked that the policies of the candidates they vote for hurt them...well would be shocked if anyone even pointed out that is why they are feeling pain now...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2022 03:15 PM (ESjRY)
The old "corporate conservative" me would be really upset, the new "populist conservative" me is popping popcorn.
I hope unions bring down Big Tech.
Posted by: Blago at April 01, 2022 03:15 PM (/dEtl)
1. I was playing 36 holes of golf
2. I pranked called Pelosi and left the phone off the hook
3. Zelensky kept calling and I wouldn't pick up
4. I'm still on a modem and AOL.
5. FYNQ
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 03:15 PM (+lSVr)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 01, 2022 03:11 PM (dKiJG)
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Great idea. Make it 20 years, just like patents.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2022 03:15 PM (dpmG8)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 03:13 PM (ZLI7S)
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Yeah, Madison Cawthorn had a few things to say about Congress. I think Madison may have said some of the quiet things out loud.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at April 01, 2022 03:15 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2022 03:16 PM (qnVBz)
https://is.gd/hQayrP
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2022 03:16 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at April 01, 2022 03:15 PM (5pTK/)
He needs to name names. Now.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 01, 2022 03:16 PM (PiwSw)
Go ahead. Get "rid of Mitch." What changes? Who else in the Party will be different?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2022 03:16 PM (SKVme)
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He could. But there needs to be a seismic shock wave through the Republican party. Nibbling around the edges will not do it. The power structure at the top is deeply embedded, watch out for each other, advance one another, protect one another. And they are not conservatives in any sense of the word. They hate conservatives. Hence the problem we find ourselves in.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2022 03:16 PM (sVtYq)
Does this mean we have to pass sanctions against Europe now?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2022 03:17 PM (ESjRY)
https://tinyurl.com/33fx9vpk
Posted by: Boswell at April 01, 2022 03:17 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2022 03:17 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 03:17 PM (8YEV8)
Which kind of tells you that the idea that the Ukies are winning is "far fetched", Putin will come out of this stronger not weaker.
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 03:17 PM (Lzpvj)
https://is.gd/hQayrP
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2022 03:16 PM (DU+/6)
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Why do I have this sneaking suspicion that this young lass enjoys having sex with men?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 03:17 PM (LvTSG)
1. I was playing 36 holes of golf
2. I pranked called Pelosi and left the phone off the hook
3. Zelensky kept calling and I wouldn't pick up
4. I'm still on a modem and AOL.
5. FYNQ
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 03:15 PM (+lSVr)
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6. Some guy was calling me about an extended warranty.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2022 03:17 PM (dpmG8)
I don't know if I could last 7+ hours in that gap. But I'd chew through my tongue trying.
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 03:17 PM (mtYkP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2022 03:17 PM (d0Qel)
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Warnock would pimp slap Harris six times a day. He's a Baptist, you know.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 01, 2022 03:17 PM (GKqIR)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 01, 2022 03:17 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Marcus T
THIS!! SO MUCH THIS!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work, in Babylon DC at April 01, 2022 03:18 PM (tiR3O)
There are others like Paul, Hawley or Johnson that would be a sign of a new start. But if you replace McConnell with say lil Marco or Tillis...then no it doesn't matter.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2022 03:18 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 03:13 PM (LvTSG)
look, I hate Mitch as much as anyone but his logic was
the dims are gonna get some leftist confirmed
and in the future, KBJ's decisions will yeild a greater political advantage than blocking her nomination will
Posted by: REDACTED at April 01, 2022 03:18 PM (us2H3)
https://is.gd/hQayrP
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2022 03:16 PM (DU+/6)
.......
I told you Mr. Mannix could provide us a nice gap.
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2022 03:18 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 03:17 PM (8YEV
Exactly. Who among the GOP is different than him? He represents the GOP perfectly, and that's why he leads it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2022 03:19 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at April 01, 2022 03:15 PM (5pTK/)
He needs to name names. Now.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 01, 2022 03:16 PM (PiwSw)
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THIS^^^^^
Even if the pervs are on our side. Name and shame.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2022 03:19 PM (ptqGC)
https://tinyurl.com/33fx9vpk
Posted by: Boswell at April 01, 2022 03:17 PM (5iUNf)
Either that or there's a lot of us, it's an election year and he needs our votes. They have ways of dealing with pro Trump people anyway.
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 03:19 PM (8YEV8)
https://is.gd/hQayrP
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2022 03:16 PM (DU+/6)
Mind the gap.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 01, 2022 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
YOU GET A CLOT SHOT AND YOU GET A CLOT SHOT EVERYONE GETS A CLOT SHOT!
Posted by: KBJ as Oprah at April 01, 2022 03:19 PM (ESjRY)
I would have preferred "no" but I am not setting myself on fire over a moonbat for a moonbat...the leftoids of course are fantasizing about impeaching Thomas.
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 03:19 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Tee hee! at April 01, 2022 03:20 PM (z0Qxu)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at April 01, 2022 03:15 PM (5pTK/)
Who fucks Rosa DeLauro?
You know someone drew the short straw.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2022 03:20 PM (gkoWb)
Besides the obviously illegal attempts by Hilda/DNC/FBI/DOJ to frame him for Trump/Russia and other lies ...
they raided his attorneys (2 of them?) and broke attorney/client privilege
-- they raided/imprisoned Manafort/Stone trying to force them to read a scripted testimony against Trump.
-- they raided/leaked his tax records
they got a bunch of his records from while he was president, usually reserved as presidential privilege.
.. how many lawfare cases so far? 100?
then they stole an election and are still trying to frame Trump for the (FBI backed?) 1/6 white house tour.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 01, 2022 03:20 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2022 03:20 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Infidel at April 01, 2022 03:20 PM (ou23q)
the dims are gonna get some leftist confirmed
and in the future, KBJ's decisions will yeild a greater political advantage than blocking her nomination will
Posted by: REDACTED at April 01, 2022 03:18 PM (us2H3)
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He could empty the Judiciary Committee of all Republicans on the day of the vote, refusing her a committee vote at all, which would mean that bringing her vote to the floor would require 60 votes.
They'd done it for other nominees in other positions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 03:20 PM (LvTSG)
No, I think his relevance as a leader is waning. Mitch was the leader of the uniparty Republicans in DC. He played within predictable lines and excited absolutely nobody other than the CoC and DC insiders.
Trump is building a new grassroots power base of disaffected quasi Republicans like us and and brining new blood into the party. He's also brining in new members of Congress who are loyal to him and America First. Everyone of these rallies he is doing is not just for him but for House and Senate candidate who support him.
Trump IS the energy in the Republican party today. Even the left knows it which is why they are obsessed with him. They talk more about him than Biden. The Squad took over the Dems, Trump is taking over the Republicans.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 03:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 03:20 PM (mtYkP)
Posted by: Lady in Black
So true. Haven't made the connection yet after all of these years that this crooked, crazy old bat uses them and donated money to pay herself and her daughter quite handsomely.
Posted by: Cheri at April 01, 2022 03:20 PM (oiNtH)
https://is.gd/hQayrP
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2022 03:16 PM (DU+/6)
Some women have crazy eyes. She has crazy lips. Though would be really difficult not to stick it in crazy.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 03:21 PM (+lSVr)
You know someone drew the short straw.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2022 03:20 PM (gkoWb)
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Maybe it was Epstein. That would explain a lot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2022 03:21 PM (dpmG8)
Bwahaha when I was a guest of the Grand Strand I could not believe how many people considered Ms Graham-McCain their pet twink.
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 03:21 PM (Lzpvj)
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No wonder Katie Threesome was so bent out of joint when she was forced to resign.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2022 03:21 PM (sVtYq)
https://tinyurl.com/33fx9vpk
McConnell is liar and should never be trusted.
*Sticks another AC pin into the rubber turtle.
Posted by: Capital Eff at April 01, 2022 03:21 PM (1IJnB)
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Too true. Furthermore they don't have to deal with the day to day issues your typical person does; driving to work, finding a parking spot, what to get for lunch, etc. They have people or staff to tend to their every whim.
And they think they've created a utopia that everyone else should embrace.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 01, 2022 03:21 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: callsign claymore at April 01, 2022 03:22 PM (TOCce)
Posted by: This is CNN at April 01, 2022 03:22 PM (9o5Hv)
But no. Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture.
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 03:22 PM (8YEV8)
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 03:22 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 03:22 PM (8YEV8)
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 01, 2022 03:22 PM (bQxB6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2022 03:23 PM (d0Qel)
When you are forced out of the industry in shame for the crime of being caught* lying and fabricating the "evidence" to back it up, you are supposed to remain gone.
*every one of these shit stains were fine with the lie and the fake document until he got caught then they just wanted to disassociate themselves from him.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 01, 2022 03:23 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2022 03:21 PM (sVtYq)
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Katie was stupid, useless and there were photographs, which made her expendable so as to appease the masses.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at April 01, 2022 03:23 PM (5pTK/)
https://is.gd/hQayrP
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2022 03:16 PM (DU+/6)
Some women have crazy eyes. She has crazy lips. Though would be really difficult not to stick it in crazy.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
Drain a few PSI from those lips and she'd be perfect.
Posted by: Capital Eff at April 01, 2022 03:23 PM (1IJnB)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at April 01, 2022 03:15 PM (5pTK/)
Fake Hate GOP crime.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 03:23 PM (+lSVr)
And they think they've created a utopia that everyone else should embrace.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 01, 2022 03:21 PM (BFigT)
They don't just buy their lunch with your money. They hire someone with your money to go out and buy their lunch with your money.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2022 03:23 PM (6FeV1)
I am just thankful they did not nominate Worf or Kamala-Sutra either of whom also qualify.
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 03:23 PM (Lzpvj)
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*Flips him over on his shell and places him in the hot desert sun.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2022 03:23 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 03:20 PM (ZLI7S)
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I don't disagree, but you talk about Mitch's downfall as a fait accompli. Dude is still letting Biden's judicial appointees through a Senate where he has a shocking amount of power for minority leader. Trump's power with the base and speculative power in the future isn't changing that.
Mitch will be around next Congress. Hell, he'll probably be around in the Congress after that, playing his games. And who will replace him? Thune?
Trump's doing a lot, but treating his progress like its baked in the cake is silly. I remember when the Tea Party was going to change the Republican Party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 03:23 PM (LvTSG)
I don't buy for a second that he was trying to maintain integrity or trust. F him.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 01, 2022 03:23 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 03:22 PM (Vr12I)
Republicans aren't afraid of anything more than being called racist.
A vote against the 'first black woman ever' would be racist.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 01, 2022 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 03:22 PM (8YEV
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Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2022 03:24 PM (ptqGC)
When you are forced out of the industry in shame for the crime of being caught* lying and fabricating the "evidence" to back it up, you are supposed to remain gone.
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You mean Dan "Unimpeachable Source" Rather? /spits
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2022 03:24 PM (dpmG8)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 03:25 PM (mtYkP)
Lady Gravitas and her sidekick Captain Charisma....
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 03:25 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2022 03:23 PM (sVtYq)
Add salt.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 01, 2022 03:25 PM (PiwSw)
If Pence believed he really didn't have the power to stop the vote from stolen states, he could have publicly said so. Instead he weaseled, stuck his nose up Pelosi's ass, and hid.
The man is controlled opposition through and through. And he will do whatever the left wants when they tell him.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2022 03:25 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 01, 2022 03:03 PM (V6f9+)
What is amusing is that in an era of 24 hour news, when a disaster that required 24 hour news happened I had to rely on people on the ground on Twitter to give any real information on what was happening over the "24 Hour" guys who would just be replaying pictures of a burning house or stand in a lot in waders.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2022 03:25 PM (eoQWY)
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Wait until the filed grievances start pouring in, there will be as many union stewards as workers. OSHA is there already but they'll be sorry when payouts start. I worked for the USPS.
Posted by: dartist at April 01, 2022 03:25 PM (+ya+t)
I remember when the Tea Party was going to change the Republican Party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 03:23 PM
And Gingrich.
And Reagan.
The Party never changes. Changing the Party is a fool's errand. Destroying the Party is the only way to "fix" it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2022 03:26 PM (SKVme)
Salon Hot 25 - that's TIGHT.
Posted by: Hands at April 01, 2022 03:26 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 01, 2022 03:23 PM (VpIIl)
For evidence of what he is look how quickly he turned on Trump and his supporters. If anything happens to Romney he will step right in the role.
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 03:26 PM (8YEV8)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 03:25 PM (mtYkP)
A cock in every mouth, and a Tesla in every garage.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2022 03:26 PM (6FeV1)
https://is.gd/hQayrP
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2022 03:16 PM (DU+/6)
Do you have the make and model of that fembot? I want to add her to my shopping cart...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 01, 2022 03:26 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2022 03:26 PM (gkoWb)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 01, 2022 03:26 PM (SH2Zi)
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But sven said you have to vote for the GOP or else bad things will happen.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 01, 2022 03:27 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 01, 2022 03:27 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: sockamster at April 01, 2022 03:27 PM (OuH7W)
https://tinyurl.com/33fx9vpk
McConnell is liar and should never be trusted.
*Sticks another AC pin into the rubber turtle.
Posted by: Capital Eff at April 01, 2022 03:21 PM (1IJnB)
I don't mind him not fighting us right up to the point where we dump him as Senate Maj Leader and remove all his committee assignments.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2022 03:27 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2022 03:26 PM (gkoWb)
Eyes Wide Shut???
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 03:27 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Dusky Piss Flaps at April 01, 2022 03:27 PM (RlHi9)
Except my garage, that is for my baby's daddy.
//Mayor Pete
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 03:27 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2022 03:26 PM (gkoWb)
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Hey - it's lunchtime here, OK?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2022 03:28 PM (dpmG8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2022 03:26 PM (gkoWb)
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Viagra and paper bags.
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2022 03:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2022 03:26 PM (SKVme)
Take over the organization. Chop it up and strip out the useful resources like cash and donor lists and blackmail deets. Fire everyone involved. Change the name and logo. Set up shop under New Management.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2022 03:28 PM (6FeV1)
Hillary's Bleachbit.
Clinton Foundation Everything
Hunter's Laptop
Brandon's 10 percent.
Posted by: sockamster at April 01, 2022 03:28 PM (OuH7W)
https://is.gd/hQayrP
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2022 03:16 PM (DU+/6)
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She has a Liz Hurley look. And it's SPECTACULAR.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 01, 2022 03:28 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2022 03:29 PM (p6Md5)
BE I also said fight her tooth and nail, but yeah we are doomed to lose because Mitt and Suzy Q vote for you baby.
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 03:29 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2022 03:29 PM (KZzsI)
It's debatable how much longer the McConnell/Thune wing will be in power. Scott certainly is off the reservation.
Things can change. 6 years ago just about everyone laughed when Trump came down the elevator. Now he is without a doubt the most consequential political in the country.
It's not happening overnight. Took decades to get into this situation but it is without a doubt changing. 2020 might yet turn out to be a very pyrrhic victory for the left. They shot their wad and installed a corrupt, demented moron and every single day more people are waking up to what a disaster DC has become.
And no, the Tea Party is nothing like what is happening now. That is silly.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa
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True, but he has to be elected to that position every term. If we get enough Trump candidates in the Senate to scare the shit out of the pussy RINOs, Mitch will *not* be the leader in the Senate.
I keep saying this: we do not, at this point in time, need to replace every RINO with MAGA. The vast majority of those idiots in DC are sheep and will do what they are told lest they lose their seats.
We also, btw, need to ban all foreign lobbying -- there is no reason on God's green earth for us to allow foreign countries to lobby *our* representatives in Congress. That would take care of a lot of the fuckery going on now.
Finally, term limit those motherfcks. 4 terms as a rep (8 years) and 2 as a Senator (12 years). In theory, you could have some who have 20 years doing both, but I'm okay with that -- got to leave a little potential grift incentive to get it passed. That would require a Constitutional amendment, so I'm not sure that's feasible.
Posted by: Venus at April 01, 2022 03:30 PM (YVBLw)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
I think I'll just imagine something else. Like tequila fueled projectile vomiting.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work, in Babylon DC at April 01, 2022 03:30 PM (tiR3O)
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 03:30 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2022 03:31 PM (gktX6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2022 03:29 PM (KZzsI)
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They don't have sources other than their own collusion on journolist.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 01, 2022 03:32 PM (h1jJh)
https://is.gd/hQayrP
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2022 03:16 PM
Telling you right now, that is trouble with a capital "T".
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 01, 2022 03:32 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Congressional pharmacy is fully stocked with amyl poppers and anal lube.
Posted by: Capital Eff at April 01, 2022 03:32 PM (1IJnB)
Only way to do it would be a hostile takeover: wrench control from the hands of the current leadership, freeze all assets and block all new money, fire everyone, rehire anyone who qualifies, and replace the rest. Change the logo, change the name, run big PR campaign.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2022 03:32 PM (KZzsI)
Many years ago I was tending bar at a Maryland country club that was hosting some sort of charity golf event. Several congressmen and various functionaries were there. One of the congressmen, I can't recall who or if he was a D or R was getting a beverage. The bar was crowded. As I was fixing someone else's drink he tugs on my arm and shoves his glass at me and says "I need a refill, now." There were others in front of him and I mentioned that to him.
His response? "Fuck them." My response? "Well, what if they say, fuck you?"
His eyes got really big and he turned purple. But said nothing.
These people do not understand that in the grand scheme of things they're nobody.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 01, 2022 03:32 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2022 03:26 PM (gkoWb)
........
Pelosi bangs the gavel.
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2022 03:32 PM (v0R5T)
https://is.gd/hQayrP
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2022 03:16 PM
Telling you right now, that is trouble with a capital "T".
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 01, 2022 03:32 PM (bVYXr)
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You know what starts with P which rhymes with T?
Pool.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 03:32 PM (LvTSG)
Nope.
He's putting his name to failed social media apps and getting holes in one at his golf course.
But yeah, most important person in politics right now. Give me a fucking break.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 01, 2022 03:33 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Congressional pharmacy is fully stocked with amyl poppers and anal lube.
Posted by: Capital Eff
And the very best in STD medicine.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work, in Babylon DC at April 01, 2022 03:33 PM (tiR3O)
I expect that, sometime between now and mid-2024, Trump will be arrested. Early morning raid with CNN invited along. Hammy indictments from, for example, SDNY.
The GOP will voice disapproval but quietly approve.
As others mentioned, look for the GOP to do all sorts of things to stop Trump from getting the nomination. Even if it costs them everything in 2024 election. I could come up with even darker scenarios for what they'd be willing to do to GEOTUS in order to stop him, but shouldn't type it here.
*Thats* how much they want him gone.
Posted by: Hands at April 01, 2022 03:33 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 01, 2022 03:33 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Capital Eff at April 01, 2022 03:32 PM (1IJnB)
And that's just so they can get Nadler through the fucking doorway.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2022 03:33 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2022 03:26 PM (gkoWb)
I don't wanna, and you can't make me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2022 03:33 PM (Ez6QX)
This is Gell-Mann Amnesia writ HUGE.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 01, 2022 03:33 PM (iDcra)
Pool.
One of the few musicals I really like. Robert Preston got far too little work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2022 03:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2022 03:29 PM (p6Md5)
If the teachers have their way, a good 70% of all the balls will end up in a medical waste bin.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 03:34 PM (II3Gr)
If you were Trump, what would you be doing better?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2022 03:34 PM (GezNK)
https://tinyurl.com/33fx9vpk
Posted by: Boswell at April 01, 2022 03:17 PM (5iUNf)
Look at the date of that story, April 1st
It's an April Fool's Joke
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2022 03:34 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 01, 2022 03:34 PM (GKqIR)
>>I expect that, sometime between now and mid-2024, Trump will be arrested. Early morning raid with CNN invited along. Hammy indictments from, for example, SDNY.
But why go to all the trouble if Mitch is running the show?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 03:35 PM (ZLI7S)
https://is.gd/hQayrP
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2022 03:16 PM
.......
I'm rather curious what she's doing with her right hand.
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2022 03:35 PM (v0R5T)
Surrendering, Trump sucked at it but it is Moo Moo Martial Arts move 1.
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 03:35 PM (Lzpvj)
Nope.
He's putting his name to failed social media apps and getting holes in one at his golf course.
But yeah, most important person in politics right now. Give me a fucking break.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 01, 2022 03:33 PM (OalnH)
Perhaps he thinks he does not have to, as he can rely on his base irregardless.,And he is likely correct.
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 03:35 PM (Vr12I)
Like a 3/4 ton with 2 tanks!
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2022 03:35 PM (mtYkP)
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I didn't laugh after I heard him talk four about three months. And I took all kinds of shit for saying he was gonna win AND be awesome.
This place was fucking insufferable well into 2016. I say this because some people still like to give me shit as if I don't know which end is up, merely because they disagree with me.
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 03:35 PM (cByUk)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 01, 2022 03:35 PM (rJ48h)
Once again I would like to advocate for a law that says that the media must print retractions in equal fashion to the hyped news. If they had 15 headlines in 150 point bold font proclaiming "missing records" then they must print 15 headlines in 150 point bold font that they were in error, that there were no missing records.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 01, 2022 03:35 PM (3TihK)
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2022 03:36 PM (gktX6)
Trump was listening to Putin laying the mimes.
Posted by: JT at April 01, 2022 03:36 PM (arJlL)
hey guys now is the time where we sedition?
Of course, the new law pushed by the left is that conservatives aren't allowed to talk to lawyers or discuss legal options.
Posted by: sockamster at April 01, 2022 03:36 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2022 03:36 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 01, 2022 03:36 PM (R0Tis)
https://tinyurl.com/mry4628r
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2022 03:37 PM (KZzsI)
The Harlem Globetrotters HAVE to have the Washington Generals.
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 03:30 PM (Vr12I)
YES YES YES, and that's why they must be destroyed.
We have no power to harm the Democrats in nearly any arena. They own the ball, the bat, and the court in all of them.
Except this one. The Republican Party is a YUUUUGE source of power for the Dems. And it's within our power - easily, neatly within it - to fucking annihilate it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2022 03:37 PM (SKVme)
Like a 3/4 ton with 2 tanks!
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Yeah, but with bladders. WTF?
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 01, 2022 03:37 PM (GKqIR)
*Thats* how much they want him gone.
Posted by: Hands at April 01, 2022 03:33 PM (786Ro)
Let me throw this out at you.
Trump wants so badly to be President again and get the country back on track and make America Great Again, Again that he sent out feelers that he'll "overlook" some of the grift --as long as it's not too obvious--in return for unconditional support from Top Republicans
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2022 03:37 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: JT at April 01, 2022 03:37 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2022 03:38 PM (gktX6)
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 01, 2022 03:34 PM (GKqIR)
Brief and perfunctory internet research says it's a thing but very rare.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 03:38 PM (II3Gr)
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This is the fundamental difference between Rs and Ds. When Ds win they use their power. Polls be damned. They rammed through Obamacare knowing full well it would cost them the mid terms. And they will ram through every leftist wish list in 2022 as well.
Because they understand something very fundamental. Mid terms go back and forth. Presidents go back and forth. You win, you lose, you win, you lose. It's how a 2 party system will always be.
But implementing something like Obamacare is permanent. Allowing 5 million illegals is permanent. So they will happily lose a mid term in exchange for fundamental transformations like that.
The GOP on the other hand, pisses their pants at one bad NYT article.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 01, 2022 03:38 PM (OalnH)
They didn't care. They just knew it was like Nixon. LIKE NIXON!!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2022 03:38 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 01, 2022 03:34 PM (GKqIR)
.........
Could be some kind of cloacal malformation.
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2022 03:38 PM (v0R5T)
Like the Keating 5 you will have 80% mules and 20% elephants so it will be BIpartisan.
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 03:38 PM (Lzpvj)
"Cocaine Fueled-Orgy" was engraved on the invitation?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2022 03:39 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 01, 2022 03:35 PM (3TihK)
Print? What the hell is "print"?
Like, hitting Ctrl+P? I don't get it.
/s
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2022 03:39 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Ok, fine. I'll try it.
https://youtu.be/B_Lnz64vXB8
Posted by: Puddleglum at work, in Babylon DC at April 01, 2022 03:39 PM (tiR3O)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 03:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 01, 2022 03:34 PM (GKqIR)
Bobby Has Two Bladders
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2022 03:39 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 01, 2022 03:35 PM (rJ48h)
That puts a large hole in her previously clean driving record. But no need to make a big flap over it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 03:39 PM (II3Gr)
But implementing something like Obamacare is permanent. Allowing 5 million illegals is permanent. So they will happily lose a mid term in exchange for fundamental transformations like that.
Exactly. They know they will get voted out of office, but in a few years idiotic voters who threw them out in rage and disgust will put them back into power again
This is the lesson the GOP never learned and cannot seem to comprehend. They keep wooing voters and doing nothing major as if somehow they have no shot unless they always do so.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2022 03:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 03:40 PM (Vr12I)
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No. Which makes you wonder if he's got two nozzles.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 01, 2022 03:40 PM (GKqIR)
Like a 3/4 ton with 2 tanks!
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Yeah, but with bladders. WTF?
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 01, 2022 03:37 PM (GKqIR)
I don't...I mean, is there a separate exit for each bladder?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2022 03:40 PM (Ez6QX)
Might explain how one particular truck driving COB got hired in DC though....
Posted by: sven at April 01, 2022 03:40 PM (Lzpvj)
Maybe they'll be different than all the other corporations.
It's play fighting at best. They'll get theirs and the D's and R's will get their dividends.
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 03:40 PM (cByUk)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 01, 2022 03:40 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2022 03:40 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2022 03:39 PM (mR6Gs)
.......
Bobby is gonna grow up to be a beer drinker.
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2022 03:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Picard at April 01, 2022 03:41 PM (mtYkP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2022 03:39 PM (KZzsI)
They're ***LYING***
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 03:41 PM (cByUk)
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 03:41 PM (Vr12I)
Basically, with little Scott Baio and little Jodie Foster using whipped cream guns. its kinda cute but goes on too long.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2022 03:41 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2022 03:16 PM (qnVBz)
I think everyone is still missing the big thing here... they have to have an account in the Russian banks. That allows for lots of fun financial fuckery to start. One of them being that Russia can now freeze their assets whenever they want to turn some screws for a favor.
Also, with the rouble coupled to Gold, their currency will only appreciate with time (mostly), making their currency stable and attractive. I mean this is all theory at this point but if it pans out like it should Putin will be Heralded as a fucking Genius in Russian History.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at April 01, 2022 03:41 PM (KywlU)
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 01, 2022 03:41 PM (GKqIR)
1. beat the shit out of old ladies
2. have the coroner lie about the cause of death
3. shoot ashlii babbit
4. lie about that guy dying the following day and immediately cremate him (how the fuuu?)
5. let folks into the capitol in the first place?
Posted by: sockamster at April 01, 2022 03:41 PM (OuH7W)
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There was an article last month about a woman who'd been born with two uteruses, so yep, two bladders probably happens sometimes.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 01, 2022 03:42 PM (k4dH2)
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What's a cloacal malformation?
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 01, 2022 03:41 PM (GKqIR)
Market price, same as in town.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 01, 2022 03:42 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2022 03:29 PM (KZzsI)
Jen Griffin likes it in the ass
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2022 03:42 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 01, 2022 03:41 PM (GKqIR)
.......
$20 same as in town.
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2022 03:42 PM (v0R5T)
Once again I would like to advocate for a law that says that the media must print retractions in equal fashion to the hyped news. If they had 15 headlines in 150 point bold font proclaiming "missing records" then they must print 15 headlines in 150 point bold font that they were in error, that there were no missing records.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 01, 2022 03:35 PM (3TihK)
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NO, the retraction headline should read
"WE LIED....AGAIN"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 01, 2022 03:43 PM (h1jJh)
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Pelosi's J6 circus committee has publicly stated they will "disqualify" Trump from running due to his involvement in the InsURrectIoN that occurred that day. If he's not on the Republican ballot in any state his chances are slim and none. The sitting GOP is on board with this too.
As for the bad blood between McConnell and Trump; I believe McConnell has the upper hand with his congressional acumen than Trump does with his understanding of "inside the beltway politics."
I'd rather see Trump beat McConnell at his own game, but that's a huge ask.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 01, 2022 03:43 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 01, 2022 03:42 PM (k4dH2)
I have a cousin who has four kidneys.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 01, 2022 03:43 PM (x8Wzq)
Basically, with little Scott Baio and little Jodie Foster using whipped cream guns. its kinda cute but goes on too long.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2022 03:41 PM (KZzsI)
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This is true. It's also less than 90 minutes long, which is some kind of accomplishment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 01, 2022 03:43 PM (LvTSG)
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Man, this chick must be a ton of fun whe Aunt Flow shows up.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 01, 2022 03:44 PM (GKqIR)
Posted by: Ace at 02:39 PM
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But then we'd never hear from AllahPundit again.
Oh, wait ...
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 01, 2022 03:44 PM (mbRpv)
1. beat the shit out of old ladies
2. have the coroner lie about the cause of death
3. shoot ashlii babbit
4. lie about that guy dying the following day and immediately cremate him (how the fuuu?)
5. let folks into the capitol in the first place?
Posted by: sockamster at April 01, 2022 03:41 PM (OuH7W)
For all we know, the FBI killed Brian skinnick because he didn't like what was going on
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2022 03:44 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Sid at April 01, 2022 03:45 PM (0QkNH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at
I remember that and thought it was the coolest thing ever when I was 7
Posted by: sockamster at April 01, 2022 03:46 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 01, 2022 03:43 PM (x8Wzq)
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I have four nipples. The bottom two being small & a couple inches above the belly button line.
When I got a football physical in college, the doctor said "You know what those are, right?" And I said "I think they're symmetrical scars."
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 01, 2022 03:49 PM (mbRpv)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 01, 2022 03:32 PM (h1jJh)
JournoList is dead.
Posted by: CabaList at April 01, 2022 03:49 PM (yQpMk)
Come, come, Mr. S. You enjoy killing just as much as I do.
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