Quick Hits

From earlier this week: a photographer snapped a picture of the simple bullet-point cheat sheet given to the senile brain-damaged man mockingly called "president." Biden read straight off from this to liesplain away his previous gaffe calling for regime change in Russia at a moment where we'd super like it if Russia negotiated a peace with Ukraine.

Despite the photo showing that Biden's aides script his responses to his latest ad-lib gaffe, the White House communications director insists that no one tells Joe Biden what to say except for Joe Biden's damaged and dying brain.

Rob Reiner
@robreiner
It's long past time that we acknowledge the sure handed, effective, grace under fire, success of Joe Biden's Presidency.

I'm surprised by this, but they know that KBJ will be confirmed because Abortion Extremist Susan Collins of course already said she'd vote "yes."

Lindsey Graham
@LindseyGrahamSC
I oppose and will vote against the nomination of Judge Jackson to the Supreme Court.

Mark Hemingway
@Heminator
The media, en masse, waited a year and a half to verify Hunter's laptop so they could report on it, but ran with the false Trump phone call gap story immediately without needing to verify it.
This kind of thing keeps happening. Hopelessly politicized and corrupt.

Jesse Watters establishes clearly that the media -- the Washington Post in particular -- is only admitting the authenticity of the laptop to regain credibility to get ahead of the story and start claiming that while the laptop is real, there is "no evidence" that Joe Biden participated in the schemes to take Chinese Communist money.

Except, you know, for all the evidence he did just that.

Thus the "Modified Limited Hang-Out," as Nixon called his limited admissions regarding his role in Watergate. We'll admit just enough to seem like we're being honest brokers, while denying all the money-grubbing from the Chinese Communist Party that will get us impeached and removed from office.

Poll: GOP holds six point lead over Gender-Blender-for-Children Party.

Republicans are favored to win back control of Congress in this year's midterm elections, according to a new Harvard CAPS-Harris poll released exclusively to The Hill on Monday.
In the generic ballot test -- which asks voters whether they would rather elect a Republican or Democrat to Congress -- the GOP leads the Democratic party by a 53 percent to 47 percent margin.
Among independents, Republicans gained an even more significant advantage. Fifty-nine percent of those respondents said they would choose the GOP candidate, while just 41 percent said they are more inclined to vote Democratic in November.

This video from LibsofTikTok showing what gender "transition" really is is horrifying; content warning.

This is the Gender Blender surgery that the Democrat and their teachers union radical allies have in mind for all girls.

If Disney really wants 50% racial and LGBT representation for its movies, here are some suggestions for Transitioning all of its lucrative Disney Princess IPs.

If you're real supporters of LGBT and Trans Youth, Disney, you will think nothing of taking billions of dollars worth of IPs and putting them through the Gender Blender.

The Ginger Witch will resign as Biden's endlessly lying press secretary, and work as some kind of "news" anchor for MSNBC.

In other words, she'll have the same job she has now.

White House press secretary Jen Psaki is in exclusive talks with MSNBC to join the network after she leaves the White House around May, according to a source close to the matter.
Why it matters: It's been speculated for weeks that Psaki would leave the White House for a TV gig. White House communications staffers often negotiate TV jobs once they leave an administration.
Details: Psaki has been in close consultation with the White House counsel's office about her departure, according to two sources familiar with the plans. She's been treading carefully on the ethics and legal aspects of her plans.
No contracts have been signed. Government ethics rules have stipulations about how public employees can pursue private sector job opportunities while in office.

Some are asking -- even at NBC itself -- how Jen Psaki can continue as the president's press secretary even as she's negotiating salary to join NBC -- one of the "news" organizations she deals with daily.

Noah Bierman
@Noahbierman

A meta moment at the White House briefing when an NBC/MSNBC reporter @kwelkernbc presses @Psaki44 on whether she can ethically work as the briefer while reportedly negotiating with NBC.

Psaki on her tenure as White House press secretary: "I hope that all of you...would judge me for my record and how I treat all of you in the briefing room and otherwise and I try to answer questions from everybody...I do my best and I will continue to do that." pic.twitter.com/TiemE2cirD
— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) April 1, 2022

Let me point out that none of this matters because the media is absurdly corrupt and works hand-in-hand with the Democrats.

Instapundit used to cite this observation about "appearance of impropriety" ethical standards, and how corrupt institutions love talking about 'appearance of impropriety" violations: because it lets them pretend they're so ethical they have no actual impropriety violations to patrol, so are now down to patrolling the mere appearance of impropriety violations.

But of course they're hopelessly corrupt, and have many, many genuine impropriety violations they could call out -- but they cover those up.

So no, it does not matter that Jen Psaki is working for the government at the same time she's negotiating final contract points with a media company because she was always working for the Democrat Party no matter which job she's technically serving in, and even pretending this is a real ethics question obscures the real ethical violations that almost all reporters commit every single day.

She's not changing occupations; she's working for the same leviathan corporation. She's just changing Departments.

Hilarious: Richard_Harambe promised that for ever 100 likes of his tweet, he'd photoshop Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke to have larger and larger buck teeth. He followed through on this promise. Keep scrolling down.

Kamala Harris tossed another word salad.

I hear that she was known for Tossing Salads back in her Willie Brown days.

KAMALA HARRIS: "For Jamaica, one of the issues that has been presented as an issue that is economic in the way its impact has been the pandemic...we will assist Jamaica in Covid recovery by assisting in terms of the recovery efforts in Jamaica that have been essential." pic.twitter.com/fmPJFTbKQ6
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 31, 2022

Biden: If you spend $60,000 on an electric car, you can save $80 per month on gas.

BIDEN: "A typical driver will save about $80 a month from not having to pay gas at the pump" if they just buy an electric car. pic.twitter.com/Rjjtj7poeJ
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) March 31, 2022

Greg Gutfeld calculated it would take 100 years to recoup the money spent for the electric car via gasoline cost savings.

You can save hundreds of dollars per month by evicting this usurper from the White House, too. Just FYI.

" " " @POTUS " " "
" " " United States government official " " "
I know gas prices are painful. My plan will help ease that pain today and safeguard against it tomorrow.
I'll continue to use every tool at my disposal to protect you from Putin’s price hike. And I'm calling on Congress to put aside partisanship. Let's meet this moment together.

I mean, except for actually allowing additional drilling and pipeline construction.

Oh dear Lord, Jada Pinkett Smith is awful and I can understand why Will Smith walks around slapping random comedians.

This narcissistic feminist, slash trans ideology isn't just aimed at grooming kids, it has intentions to destabilize marriages as well as the nuclear family. Pay attention!! pic.twitter.com/wrlh7KZtC6
— hardyhat (@hardhatludwig) March 31, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 06:25 PM

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1 top 10?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 01, 2022 06:27 PM (TDj17)

2 First!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 01, 2022 06:27 PM (TDj17)

3 SPONGE!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 01, 2022 06:27 PM (TDj17)

4 The eagle-eyed viewers will not that this isn't a "cheat sheet" of "talking points."

This is a script.

The questions are on the script.

In other words, the reporters who are asking the questions are just actors. The questions have been pre-vetted to achieve the "talking points" which would be the pre-written, or "scripted" answers.

Nothing the media is doing now is real journalism. It's all just crisis acting.

Posted by: JamesCarville at April 01, 2022 06:28 PM (AzZuB)

5 No comment.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2022 06:29 PM (Z1W3R)

6 Ron DeSantis New Campaign Song, Sweet Florida, Performed By Lynyrd Skynrd 's Johnny Van Zant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO-VQlT7mgM&t=98s

Posted by: Capital Eff at April 01, 2022 06:29 PM (1IJnB)

7 also, buy more ammo.

Posted by: Capital Eff at April 01, 2022 06:30 PM (1IJnB)

8 Early Bird gets 10th place.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 01, 2022 06:30 PM (lgeFv)

9 Looks like it didn't take Kamala long to partake in that potent Jamaican weed after she landed.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 01, 2022 06:30 PM (OHFvg)

10 or 8th.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 01, 2022 06:31 PM (lgeFv)

11 Jada does butt stuff. To dudes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 01, 2022 06:32 PM (XvPQV)

12 After yesterday's storm, another astonishing beautiful day on the Gulf Coast. I am really enjoying this extra bit of cool weather.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter, cruel as he might try to be at April 01, 2022 06:32 PM (yQpMk)

13 Jada does butt stuff. To dudes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 01, 2022 06:32 PM (XvPQV)

How dare she steal my act!

Posted by: Moochelle at April 01, 2022 06:33 PM (tp+tP)

14 A bit obvious with Sundowner telling us he is ordered to call on such and such reporter.

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2022 06:34 PM (2JoB8)

15 The non theological definition of grace is "elegance, refinement and courteous good will." What planet does Rob Reiner come from that he thinks Biden shows grace?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2022 06:34 PM (GezNK)

16 80s fans!

Tears for Fears has a new album out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUp-ujO979U

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at April 01, 2022 06:34 PM (OssQ4)

17 Jada has been dining off her friendship with Tupac for two decades.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 01, 2022 06:34 PM (rJ48h)

18 If you starve to death you can even save more money then buying a $60,000 Electric Vehicle.........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 01, 2022 06:34 PM (SW3rh)

19 >>>This video from LibsofTikTok showing what gender "transition" really is is horrifying; content warning.

Nope. Not gonna do it.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 01, 2022 06:34 PM (tp+tP)

20 In other words, the reporters who are asking the questions are just actors. The questions have been pre-vetted to achieve the "talking points" which would be the pre-written, or "scripted" answers.

Nothing the media is doing now is real journalism. It's all just crisis acting.
Posted by: JamesCarville at April 01, 2022 06:28 PM (AzZuB)

Didn't Joe's campaign give the questions to the "average voter" at his town halls? I distinctly remember a lady saying "I am supposed to ask you this." and then reading off a card.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter, cruel as he might try to be at April 01, 2022 06:35 PM (yQpMk)

21 That chic on the far right in that last video was cute.

But what the hell were those medusa's at the table going on about. Granny needs to get off the hard liquor and put down the blunts. Yikes.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 01, 2022 06:35 PM (I6y4R)

22 That Jada video about her grandmother grooming her into a coomer at age 9.
Just.

Posted by: Holo Sope at April 01, 2022 06:35 PM (6ekTD)

23 Jada Pinky Smith looks like Kizzy when Chuck Connors had his way with her in the cabin in "Roots-A Fairy Tale".

Maybe she is still mad about that.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2022 06:36 PM (R/m4+)

24 Nope. Not gonna do it.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 01, 2022 06:34 PM (tp+tP)

I did it for you. It is sad. I expect that she will suicide herself within a few years. You can see it in her eyes.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 01, 2022 06:36 PM (SH2Zi)

25 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 01, 2022 06:36 PM (arJlL)

26 I sense an impeachment coming on. It will go nowhere. But it will "clear the air."

The GOP is willing and able to assist.

Then they can get back to important matters like hounding Trump.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 01, 2022 06:36 PM (BFigT)

27 Said a few times I think from Sundowner's speeches they will give away electric to recharge cars for a couple years then your on your own. A real-estate company that worked at recently has free car electric recharge without any meter

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2022 06:37 PM (2JoB8)

28 Real Texans know that "Don't mess with Texas" is a warning to litter bugs to keep their trash under control.

Is he calling trans kids trash?
I'll allow it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 01, 2022 06:38 PM (I6y4R)

29 I don't want Biden impeached; he is not finished destroying the Democrat party. I just hope we don't all die.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 01, 2022 06:38 PM (h1jJh)

30 Oh dear Lord, Jada Pinkett Smith is awful

...

At least she's to the right of Biden and the Dems.

Posted by: I Mean at April 01, 2022 06:38 PM (eqVWr)

31 I sense an impeachment coming on. It will go nowhere. But it will "clear the air."

The GOP is willing and able to assist.

Then they can get back to important matters like hounding Trump.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 01, 2022 06:36 PM (BFigT)

*drum solo*

Posted by: Phil Collins at April 01, 2022 06:39 PM (4I/2K)

32 Will Smith was slapping the wrong person.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 01, 2022 06:39 PM (Vxu+H)

33 Oh, yeah. Spend $60-70K for an impractical car, when mine gets 22-24 mpg on regular, still looks and drives like new at age 6, and is paid for??? I can buy one hell of a lot of gas for $60K. (Well, for a while.)

We ran out to the pet cemetery this morning and picked up Chekov the Codger Cat's ashes. We took some pics of his little carved wooden box, posed with his Flippety Fish toy, in the small garden outside. I've got to clear some space in one of my living room bookcases for all the cats' urns or boxes. Chekov makes 5, I think.

Damn cat. I miss him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 01, 2022 06:39 PM (c6xtn)

34 I did it for you. It is sad. I expect that she will suicide herself within a few years. You can see it in her eyes.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 01, 2022 06:36 PM (SH2Zi)

Amazing that some of these creeps can joke about it like it's a lark. I've seen some refer to it as "yeeting," as in "only 1 more week before I yeet the teets!"

Our society is a garbage fire.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 01, 2022 06:39 PM (tp+tP)

35 They are n8t going to impeach him, just force him to resign, that is why they are ramming through as much garbage as they have a chance to now since it is going under biden, not somebody that wants to stay in office

Posted by: Y5 at April 01, 2022 06:40 PM (zfjtv)

36 Everything is broken and wrong.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 06:40 PM (II3Gr)

37
* Everything is an op

* Nothing is real

* Everything is fake and gay

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 06:41 PM (dscaa)

38 Damn cat. I miss him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 01, 2022 06:39 PM (c6xtn)

Sorry for your loss. I guess I missed that he went to wait for you over the bridge. I thought he was rallying a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter, cruel as he might try to be at April 01, 2022 06:41 PM (yQpMk)

39 when the fresh prince snaps out of it, he's gonna hate her guts until the end of time

Posted by: x at April 01, 2022 06:41 PM (uQFwj)

40 That chic on the far right in that last video was cute. . . .

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 01, 2022

***
I didn't watch all of the video. You mean the girl with the rat's-nest hair?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 01, 2022 06:41 PM (c6xtn)

41 I saw a clip of biden going into creepy whisper mode to state that last line in the talking point list.

It made no sense. I forget the question, but his response was inappropriate "NATO has never been more united....in history" in that creepy whisper with the hand extended like he is pushing an imaginary medicine ball at you.

Seeing the list, I understand he was just reading the easiest line on the prompter.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 01, 2022 06:41 PM (I6y4R)

42 They are n8t going to impeach him, just force him to resign, that is why they are ramming through as much garbage as they have a chance to now since it is going under biden, not somebody that wants to stay in office
Posted by: Y5 at April 01, 2022 06:40 PM (zfjtv)

Win one for the Sniffer!

Posted by: Ghost of Knute Rockne at April 01, 2022 06:42 PM (4I/2K)

43 I didn't watch all of the video. You mean the girl with the rat's-nest hair?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

and the cute smile. ignore the hair and look at the face.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 01, 2022 06:42 PM (I6y4R)

44 I sense an impeachment coming on. It will go nowhere. But it will "clear the air."

The GOP is willing and able to assist.

Then they can get back to important matters like hounding Trump.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 01, 2022 06:36 PM (BFigT)
--
The Dems will force Biden to resign first. Biden's admin is a kamikaze admin.

Posted by: Revenant at April 01, 2022 06:42 PM (UelxP)

45 There is no such thing as "transgender". There are only functional normal gonads, and non-functional, mangled gonads. "Doctors" who mangle gonads for a living are violating the Hippocratic Oath, and should be treated accordingly.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 01, 2022 06:42 PM (rYtcl)

46 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 01, 2022 06:39 PM (c6xtn)

I'm sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2022 06:42 PM (GezNK)

47 I swear biden picked kamala to prevent a 25th amend. or impeachment.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 01, 2022 06:42 PM (lgeFv)

48 "Look fat, power comes from the outlet, you know the thing! What kind of malarkey are you saying that you have to pay for it or that it can run out! That's just a dog faced pony lie" ~Biden (probably not, that's way too long a sentence)

Posted by: Flyguy at April 01, 2022 06:43 PM (pLEy5)

49 Posted by: JamesCarville at April 01, 2022 06:28 PM (AzZuB)

Almost everything we hear is a script. Every quote from Hillary, the Obamas, Romney, Pence, Kerry, Rob Reiner... all of them.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 06:43 PM (dscaa)

50 Ace FNT is getting a bunch of memes of Jada Pinkett Smith with bald men's heads replacing her. And Will Smith with Jack Murphy's beard.

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2022 06:43 PM (vMCab)

51 Wolfus not to make it easier but long after my two cats were gone in evening a year later would think for a second I had cat chores to do. We had our two sisters 17 and 19 years, that's a long time of caring for them. We still miss those furry faces.

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2022 06:44 PM (2JoB8)

52 Jada reminds me of Meghan. Wonder how long it will be before Meghan starts cucking Harry?

I want "it already happened" in the betting pool.

Posted by: Splunge at April 01, 2022 06:44 PM (71xoW)

53 Damn cat. I miss him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 01, 2022 06:39 PM (c6xtn)

Sorry for your loss. I guess I missed that he went to wait for you over the bridge. I thought he was rallying a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter, cruel as he might try to be at April 01, 2022

***
Thanks, G'rump. He did rally at the beginning of March, when I first scheduled his euthanasia. It was almost as if he knew, and started eating 3 times a day and walking a little better. It didn't last. A week ago we had a local mobile vet come over, to spare him the stress of traveling to the vet office, and it all went very well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 01, 2022 06:44 PM (c6xtn)

54 I scared off some catalytic converter thieves last night. Brazen s.o.b.s were operating at dusk, not even full darkness.
Cops won't even materialize unless I shoot one, then they will arrest ME.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 01, 2022 06:44 PM (jTmQV)

55 For Smith's sake, I hope Jada's a great fuck. Or else his life's probably a living hell.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 01, 2022 06:45 PM (OHFvg)

56 Sup

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 01, 2022 06:45 PM (YglAn)

57 27 Said a few times I think from Sundowner's speeches they will give away electric to recharge cars for a couple years then your on your own. A real-estate company that worked at recently has free car electric recharge without any meter
Posted by: Skip

I swear, there must be legions of economists scheming ideas to transfer wealth to the wealthy. Free electricity. Free solar panels. Free roofs. Free salary for you employees,....

It really is a class war.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 01, 2022 06:45 PM (I6y4R)

58 There are lots of people I will miss less than my pets.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter, cruel as he might try to be at April 01, 2022 06:46 PM (yQpMk)

59 55 For Smith's sake, I hope Jada's a great fuck. Or else his life's probably a living hell.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 01, 2022 06:45 PM (OHFvg)

Have you checked the Yelp reviews?

Posted by: Splunge at April 01, 2022 06:46 PM (71xoW)

60 Insom, lots of things are broken and wrong but not everything. YET.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2022 06:46 PM (Ih9mw)

61 Jada reminds me of Meghan. Wonder how long it will be before Meghan starts cucking Harry?

I want "it already happened" in the betting pool.
Posted by: Splunge at April 01, 2022 06:44 PM (71xoW)

Oh, I'm sure it's already happened, the only question is how long ago?

Posted by: Dr. T at April 01, 2022 06:46 PM (tp+tP)

62
Ace FNT is getting a bunch of memes of Jada Pinkett Smith with bald men's heads replacing her. And Will Smith with Jack Murphy's beard.

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2022 06:43 PM

I gots 50 quatloos that says I know what the theme will be for Powerline's week in pictures this week

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 01, 2022 06:47 PM (DUIap)

63 >>For Smith's sake, I hope Jada's a great fuck.

Sounds like he could ask half of Hollywood to find out.

He's got to be more screwed up than she is to stay around.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 06:47 PM (ZLI7S)

64 Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 01, 2022 06:45 PM (OHFvg)

She gave him a few kids and he's stuck around so I'm guessing the few times she lets him smash it's outstanding.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 01, 2022 06:47 PM (YglAn)

65 >>>For Smith's sake, I hope Jada's a great fuck.

Meh. Not a lot of tread left on that tire.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Jeff at April 01, 2022 06:47 PM (0G13K)

66 I swear biden picked kamala to prevent a 25th amend. or impeachment.

Obama picked Joe to keep himself from getting shot. Same principle.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 01, 2022 06:47 PM (OHFvg)

67 #47: Inagine if he had picked Georgia governor Stacey Abrams? Joe would already be out and we would have another one for the record books - second heaviest US president.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at April 01, 2022 06:47 PM (HfND3)

68 Wolfus not to make it easier but long after my two cats were gone in evening a year later would think for a second I had cat chores to do. We had our two sisters 17 and 19 years, that's a long time of caring for them. We still miss those furry faces.
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2022

***
It's only been a week; I still do. The space under the bathroom counter which has held a litter box for 20 years (for Chekov and his fellows)? We moved the box out to clean it, and I still expect to see it there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 01, 2022 06:48 PM (c6xtn)

69 Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2022 06:43 PM

Man just when you think Jack Murphy is gonna be left alone, the internet strikes again.

LMFAO

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 01, 2022 06:48 PM (YglAn)

70 Insom, lots of things are broken and wrong but not everything

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2022 06:46 PM (Ih9mw)

And apparently not enough.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 06:48 PM (dscaa)

71 The mock Oval Office set wasn't created for press releases. It was made in anticipation of Biden's removal from office. Jill can just drive him to the set every day and Joe will never have to know that he's lost his job.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 01, 2022 06:48 PM (BJKQV)

72 >>>He's got to be more screwed up than she is to stay around.

either he's gay and fears the blackmail and revelations, or, as I've heard it suggested, he's a Scientologist and they're counseling them to stay togehter.

Scientology is a screwed up cult but they are unexpectedly conservative about marriage and sexual matters.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Jeff at April 01, 2022 06:48 PM (0G13K)

73 Said other day after Oscar's I like Will Smith movies

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2022 06:49 PM (2JoB8)

74 For Smith's sake, I hope Jada's a great fuck. Or else his life's probably a living hell.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 01, 2022 06:45 PM (OHFvg)

Have you checked the Yelp reviews?
Posted by: Splunge at April 01, 2022 06:46 PM (71xoW)

snort $5 says she's an inert starfish.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2022 06:49 PM (4I/2K)

75 It just seems like Davos occupies the White House now. And DC is really Brussels. I am trying to fit China into my whole scenario at this time.

Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 06:49 PM (Vr12I)

76 When a Republican president is in office, the So Called Unbias Media (S.C.U.M) want to be Bernstein and Woodward.

When a democrat president is in office, the So Called Unbias Media (S.C.U.M) wants to be Monica Lewinsky.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at April 01, 2022 06:49 PM (iFyyi)

77 JackStraw, maybe he's staying around for the mental health of his kids//////

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2022 06:49 PM (Ih9mw)

78 bear in mind when I say "i've heard this," I mean, I've heard it from Ryan Long and Danny Polushuk on the Boyscast. That is my source. Not like someone in Hollywood.

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2022 06:49 PM (0G13K)

79 >>>77 JackStraw, maybe he's staying around for the mental health of his kids//////

lol

dude his "son" set his wife up with her boyfriend

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2022 06:50 PM (0G13K)

80 Mixed up screwed up world.

Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2022 06:50 PM (gktX6)

81 Greg Gutfeld calculated it would take 100 years to recoup the money spent for the electric car via gasoline cost savings.
___

Today. At the rate Bidet's going with oil prices it could wind up recoping that amount in a year.

Course you won't be able to get any electricity cause the power lines won't survive that and green energy won't produce it.

Posted by: Bete at April 01, 2022 06:50 PM (8E+wy)

82 77 JackStraw, maybe he's staying around for the mental health of his kids//////
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2022 06:49 PM (Ih9mw)

Ahahahahaha!

Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 06:50 PM (Vr12I)

83 >>> Greg Gutfeld calculated it would take 100 years to recoup the money spent for the electric car via gasoline cost savings.

750 years, assuming that electricity is free.

I matched so you don't have to.

Posted by: fluffy at April 01, 2022 06:51 PM (UnQlg)

84 Ben Had - not a dude

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 06:51 PM (dscaa)

85 How many children are needed to mine the raw materials for your new electric car?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 01, 2022 06:51 PM (lCui1)

86 ..., Hope you are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2022 06:51 PM (Ih9mw)

87 80 Mixed up screwed up world.
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2022 06:50 PM (gktX6)

Except for Lola

Posted by: 29Victor at April 01, 2022 06:51 PM (BJKQV)

88 84 Ben Had - not a dude
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 06:51 PM (dscaa)

The Ben part is tricky.

Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 06:52 PM (Vr12I)

89 *checks watch* Done yet, sweetheart?

Posted by: Jada Pinkett Smith at April 01, 2022 06:52 PM (4I/2K)

90 >>JackStraw, maybe he's staying around for the mental health of his kids//////

When your son is acting as your wife's pimp that ship might have sailed.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 06:52 PM (ZLI7S)

91 Damn cat. I miss him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 01, 2022 06:39 PM (c6xtn)
*******
May the memories of sweet Chekov warm your heart and always put a smile on your face.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 01, 2022 06:52 PM (NpAcC)

92 ..., Hope you are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2022 06:51 PM (Ih9mw)

HEY BH

Yeah first good week in a while. And now it's Friday.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 06:53 PM (dscaa)

93 Ahahahahaha, Ace has been had. My work is done here!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2022 06:53 PM (Ih9mw)

94 How many children are needed to mine the raw materials for your new electric car?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 01, 2022 06:51 PM (lCui1)

African or European?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 01, 2022 06:53 PM (SH2Zi)

95 Bear in mind....
Where does this turn of a phrase come from

Posted by: Holo Sope at April 01, 2022 06:54 PM (6ekTD)

96 I guess there is a way I could hate liberals more, but for the life of me, I can't figure out how?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2022 06:55 PM (Irn0L)

97 How many children are needed to mine the raw materials for your new electric car?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 01, 2022 06:51 PM (lCui1)

African or European?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler

Of course, European children are nonmigratory.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 01, 2022 06:55 PM (9z18n)

98 83 >>> Greg Gutfeld calculated it would take 100 years to recoup the money spent for the electric car via gasoline cost savings.

750 years, assuming that electricity is free.

I matched so you don't have to.
Posted by: fluffy

The sad part is that for a first order estimate, cost is proportional to energy input. (lots of qualifications but more accurate than most people expect.)

That means that for the car, you are spending the money on energy used to mine and manufacture. And then on coal to make electricity. Instead of on gas. High cost = high CO2

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 01, 2022 06:55 PM (I6y4R)

99 #27 & #57: Utilities are trying to figure out what the car charger rste ought to be, like any other electrical rate. Charging stations now are to get information on what load and when and where.

I predict a lot of smug people are going to be getting some very informative electric bills in the next few years.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at April 01, 2022 06:55 PM (HfND3)

100 I have decided to transition.
I will no longer be in any way polite to fucking imbeciles who deserve to be curb stomped. I will transition to being more my real self.

Send lawyers, gun, and money.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 01, 2022 06:55 PM (Vxu+H)

101 96 I guess there is a way I could hate liberals more, but for the life of me, I can't figure out how?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2022 06:55 PM (Irn0L)

Maybe if they move in next door?

Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 06:56 PM (Vr12I)

102 69 Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2022 06:43 PM

Man just when you think Jack Murphy is gonna be left alone, the internet strikes again.

LMFAO
Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 01, 2022 06:48 PM (YglAn)

Yeah that best thing I heard was how Jack Murphy wakes up Monday morning and sees that "cuck" is trending on twitter, "Oh no now what? Oh it's not about me, it's Will Smith! Oh no they've photoshopped my beard onto him. FUCK!"

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2022 06:56 PM (vMCab)

103 I'm surprised by this, but they know that KBJ will be confirmed because Abortion Extremist Susan Collins of course already said she'd vote "yes."

Sorry (not) to be a doomsayer slayer on this, but Susan (I'm so ugly I cannot get ahead by smoking the pole) Collins is NOT on the Judiciary Committee. The JC is staffed by 22 Senilitiers, 11 each R and D.

Of the 11 Rs on the JC, there are 3 possible whores. Lindsey is a No, and I forget the other. The 3rd is a 'probably' No.

Without a majority on the JC voting to move her cvnt forward, it will take 60 Yeses to confirm her on the Senate floor.

The 5 or 6 regular whore R Senators ain't enough to confirm her.

This is still far from a done deal.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2022 06:56 PM (F0YaR)

104 Sean Davis
@seanmdav
Fun Disney fact: its Mickey Mouse copyright would have expired in 1984 if not for multiple copyright earmarks from Congress that extended the copyright until 2023.

Want to nuke Disney and the child sex predators who run it? Tell Congress no more copyright earmarks for Disney.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 01, 2022 06:56 PM (BJKQV)

105 Greg Gutfeld calculated it would take 100 years to recoup the money spent for the electric car via gasoline cost savings.

Before or after you have to buy that new battery when your's fails

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2022 06:56 PM (Irn0L)

106 Posted by: DJ Jazzy Jeff at April 01, 2022 06:48 PM (0G13K)

Scientology is conservative on sexual practices and marriage?

Unless I'm mistaken, and I may be, they leaders fuck everyone.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 01, 2022 06:56 PM (YglAn)

107 Thanks, G'rump. He did rally at the beginning of March, when I first scheduled his euthanasia. It was almost as if he knew, and started eating 3 times a day and walking a little better. It didn't last. A week ago we had a local mobile vet come over, to spare him the stress of traveling to the vet office, and it all went very well.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 01, 2022 06:

That seems to be normal for pets to rally like that near the end. I've had too many pets do that.

Sorry for your loss

Posted by: Beartooth at April 01, 2022 06:56 PM (+3ARs)

108 I guess there is a way I could hate liberals more, but for the life of me, I can't figure out how?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2022 06:55 PM (Irn0L)

Maybe if they move in next door?
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 06:56 PM (Vr12I)

I have some next door.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2022 06:56 PM (Irn0L)

109 >>>Unless I'm mistaken, and I may be, they leaders fuck everyone.

well that's for Cult Leaders only.

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2022 06:57 PM (0G13K)

110 I have decided to transition.
I will no longer be in any way polite to fucking imbeciles who deserve to be curb stomped. I will transition to being more my real self.

Send lawyers, gun, and money.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 01, 2022 06:55 PM (Vxu+H)

And one of Fen's "Keep your hands off kids, you filthy perverts!" tee shirts.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 01, 2022 06:57 PM (SH2Zi)

111 Man, this Reiner guy? What a fucking meathead!

Posted by: Mike Stivick at April 01, 2022 06:57 PM (OHFvg)

112 Merman
MerMAN

Posted by: D Zoolander at April 01, 2022 06:57 PM (BJKQV)

113 Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2022 06:56 PM (vMCab)

LMAO he's such a fucking loser. Has Tim Pool had him back? Or spoke on it?

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 01, 2022 06:58 PM (YglAn)

114 >>>112 Merman
MerMAN
Posted by: D Zoolander

lol

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2022 06:58 PM (0G13K)

115 Posi's reporting a whistleblower from a DC abortion mill has smuggled out five corpses of late term abortion victims.

https://bit.ly/3iXuRfu

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2022 06:58 PM (i0wNm)

116 So, Jada's grandma was the one that messed her up. Probably gave her a vibrator for her 9th birthday.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 01, 2022 06:58 PM (NpAcC)

117 If Florida chooses to identify as a Russian oblast, can they send all the groomer teachers to a Siberian prison?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 01, 2022 06:58 PM (9z18n)

118 *Poso

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2022 06:59 PM (i0wNm)

119 Posted by: ace at April 01, 2022 06:57 PM (0G13K)

*rethinks cult leadership*

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 01, 2022 06:59 PM (YglAn)

120 You can set your watch by this commie scrunt pedo lover being confirmed.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 06:59 PM (dscaa)

121 Earlier today somebody mentioned the renaming of military bases moving ahead. Found out the committee is headed by a retired 4 star admiral. Admiral Michelle Howard, USN, POC. And boy, are they ever generating the bullshit.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 01, 2022 06:59 PM (lz5hY)

122 This is a script.

The questions are on the script.

In other words, the reporters who are asking the questions are just actors. The questions have been pre-vetted to achieve the "talking points" which would be the pre-written, or "scripted" answers.

Nothing the media is doing now is real journalism. It's all just crisis acting.

Posted by: JamesCarville at April 01, 2022 06:28 PM (AzZuB)

The left has loved The West Wing since 2000s, so it's not a surprise. Really the only surprise is the script readers are so ugly and/or mentally challenged.

Posted by: Bete at April 01, 2022 07:00 PM (8E+wy)

123
Hell, if these guys had their way, Shakespeare would still be under copyright.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 01, 2022 07:00 PM (Mzdiz)

124
Biden just said 5/23 they will let the law 42 d/c and they will be processing 500,000 illegals A MONTH OMG

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 01, 2022 07:00 PM (t4poC)

125 For a bitch who thinks she's the source of her own pleasure, she sure is into fucking lots of men, except her sad sack husband, I mean.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 01, 2022 07:01 PM (KFhLj)

126 Isn't there a cost to the electricity that charges your vehicle or nah bro

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 07:01 PM (dscaa)

127 Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2022 06:56 PM (F0YaR)

If she gets confirmed I'm convinced it'll be a Phyrrhic victory for the left.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 01, 2022 07:02 PM (YglAn)

128 So, Jada's grandma was the one that messed her up. Probably gave her a vibrator for her 9th birthday.

Yeah teaching your granddaughter how to play with herself? Certainly nothing wrong with that. Doesn't everyone's nana do that?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 01, 2022 07:02 PM (OHFvg)

129 I'd think even liberals would care about the well being of their children but they don't.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 01, 2022 07:03 PM (eGTCV)

130 Time to 're-imagine' (a term that I despise) Tinker Bell?

Twinkie Bell?

How about Peter Pan? Pedo Pan?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2022 07:03 PM (8u/ei)

131 72 >>>He's got to be more screwed up than she is to stay around.

either he's gay and fears the blackmail and revelations, or, as I've heard it suggested, he's a Scientologist and they're counseling them to stay togehter.

Scientology is a screwed up cult but they are unexpectedly conservative about marriage and sexual matters.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Jeff at April 01, 2022 06:48 PM (0G13K)

Long Hollywood rumor is that Smith is gay, but b/c he's a Scientologist, he can't be out and proud. And since Scientology got him his Hollywood career, he does not want to leave it, b/c no one really leaves that religion and stays in Hollywood.

So, Jada is hot and is his cover, but she is able to have the suitors she wants...and by being brazen, she covers for his...

Posted by: Nova local at April 01, 2022 07:03 PM (exHjb)

132 Saying you are the source of your own pleasure is like insisting the chef who prepares your meal has nothing to do with whether you enjoy it because it's your own tastebuds after all. There's not enough milliKohn's to measure Smith's stupidity.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 01, 2022 07:03 PM (KFhLj)

133 Hmmm...

*starts writing charter for INSOMNIVM*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 07:03 PM (II3Gr)

134 Isn't there a cost to the electricity that charges your vehicle or nah bro
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 07:01 PM (dscaa)

No. The electricity that charges your EV is produced by leprechauns riding unicorns on treadmills. It's free!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 01, 2022 07:04 PM (Vxu+H)

135 The junta is floating the idea of reassigning Veterans Affairs medical staff to help with the influx of illegal aliens. Looks like double amputee LCpl Jones will miss some physical therapy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 01, 2022 07:04 PM (lz5hY)

136 #121: The most important thing for commissions is to generate reports. This is the most important thing ever. Reports, and recommendations, and identifyong other areas of study that need to be reported on. Along with fact finding missions with expense accounts.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at April 01, 2022 07:04 PM (HfND3)

137 Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 01, 2022 06:59 PM (lz5hY)

*sigh*

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 01, 2022 07:04 PM (YglAn)

138 The irony about the illegals is that they screw the poor and the POCs the worst - the ones the Left ostensibly get all weepy over. Total hypocrisy - what sucks is that the groups getting screwed will still vote Lefty. Insane.

Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 07:04 PM (Vr12I)

139 What a loveless concept of the joy of sexual pleasure in marriage.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 01, 2022 07:04 PM (z9npv)

140 129 I'd think even liberals would care about the well being of their children but they don't.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 01, 2022 07:03 PM (eGTCV)

Woke is God. Their kid is Issac.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 01, 2022 07:04 PM (BJKQV)

141 Jada is hot and is his cover

She oils up her bald head and rubs it all over you.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter, cruel as he might try to be at April 01, 2022 07:05 PM (yQpMk)

142 Sure, the Red Herring is out, but things will still be fishy in that briefing room.

Posted by: Peter Doocy at April 01, 2022 07:05 PM (yk557)

143
Just look at the numbers on how much US grid capacity (generation and transmission) would have to increase just to supply the domestic car fleet. Forget about big trucks, and farm and big off-road equipment, just your basic cars.

It's YUGE. The current grid would collapse under that additional load.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 01, 2022 07:05 PM (Mzdiz)

144 Dang. Isaac. Where is autocorrect when you need it?

Posted by: 29Victor at April 01, 2022 07:05 PM (BJKQV)

145 Kamala Harris tossed another word salad.

Well, pardon my own-horn tooting, but this is an irresistable hook. I have offered video which will help clarify her latest verbal vomit. cliknic

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for new mindful video webwork 'Kamala Interpreted' at April 01, 2022 07:05 PM (ABwBe)

146 Has anyone else had the thought that AoS is being throttled in some way(s)? Is it the .mu VPN, or malicious? I have fiber w/300 MBpS down, faster up, and this site still drags.
Thoughts?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 01, 2022 07:05 PM (7Fj9P)

147 54
Not if no one sees you.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 01, 2022 07:06 PM (roH4R)

148 I'd think even liberals would care about the well being of their children but they don't.
Posted by: N.L. Urker
------

The worship of their socio-political godhead transcends all else.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2022 07:06 PM (8u/ei)

149 >>>Dang. Isaac. Where is autocorrect when you need it?

Posted by: 29Victor at April 01, 2022 07:05 PM (BJKQV)

Banging Will Smith's wife.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 01, 2022 07:06 PM (QYPq3)

150 Ethics, we don't need no stinkin' ethics.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2022 07:07 PM (MBabN)

151 It's YUGE. The current grid would collapse under that additional load.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 01, 2022 07:05 PM (Mzdiz)

And if they could eventually meet demand electricity (especially "green" electricity) would cost more than gas. So only the rich could drive. The rest of us woild be on public transportation. Which is what the left wants.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 01, 2022 07:07 PM (BJKQV)

152 139 What a loveless concept of the joy of sexual pleasure in marriage.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 01, 2022 07:04 PM (z9npv)

These words in this order make no sense.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 07:07 PM (II3Gr)

153 143
Just look at the numbers on how much US grid capacity (generation and transmission) would have to increase just to supply the domestic car fleet. Forget about big trucks, and farm and big off-road equipment, just your basic cars.

It's YUGE. The current grid would collapse under that additional load.
Posted by: publius,

Worse, it all hits at peak after work hours. Everyone comes home turns on the cookers and lights, plugs in their cars,....

And the utilities all power up their least efficient capacity to get through the peak.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 01, 2022 07:07 PM (I6y4R)

154
"will smith resigns from Academy"

And??

This is the very definition of Inconsequential, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 01, 2022 07:07 PM (okt0L)

155 Springfield is having demo day at my local range. Only Springfield product I'm interested in possibly purchasing is the M1A SOCOM. Anyone happen to have an opinion on them? ( Someone that owns one because every moron has an opinion of course.

)

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 07:08 PM (Eu9d8)

156 >>>Has anyone else had the thought that AoS is being throttled in some way(s)? Is it the .mu VPN, or malicious? I have fiber w/300 MBpS down, faster up, and this site still drags.
Thoughts?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 01, 2022 07:05 PM (7Fj9P)

Hamsters unionized.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 01, 2022 07:08 PM (QYPq3)

157 146 Has anyone else had the thought that AoS is being throttled in some way(s)? Is it the .mu VPN, or malicious? I have fiber w/300 MBpS down, faster up, and this site still drags.
Thoughts?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 01, 2022 07:05 PM (7Fj9P)

I suspect a vindictive Sonobi.

Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 07:08 PM (Vr12I)

158 How many children are needed to mine the raw materials for your new electric car?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 01, 2022 06:51 PM (lCui1)

Repeal the child labor laws and put the little layabouts to work.

Coal ain't gonna dig itself.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2022 07:08 PM (R/m4+)

159 Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 01, 2022 07:02 PM (OHFvg)

Fun story. Cops caught me about to boink my girlfriend behind a store. Held us until my parents came and go us.

I was 15 at the time. The ride home was humiliating and terrifying I thought I was gonna die. My mom was yelling at me about the diseases I could catch or getting her pregnant. In all her fury she yelled out; "there's ways to handle this.....there masturbation!"

Fuck man, I was mortified and then my dad proceeded to yell at me.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 01, 2022 07:09 PM (YglAn)

160 155 Springfield is having demo day at my local range. Only Springfield product I'm interested in possibly purchasing is the M1A SOCOM. Anyone happen to have an opinion on them? ( Someone that owns one because every moron has an opinion of course. )
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 07:08 PM (Eu9d

I've shot one before, but not extensively. My impression was that it was a bit clunky to handle, and magazine insertion was a little awkward.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 07:09 PM (II3Gr)

161 Oh another hate crime hoax.

https://tinyurl.com/59frmsm2

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2022 07:09 PM (vMCab)

162 146 Has anyone else had the thought that AoS is being throttled in some way(s)? Is it the .mu VPN, or malicious? I have fiber w/300 MBpS down, faster up, and this site still drags.
Thoughts?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

This site is CPU heavy like no other. Is your computer old or laptoppy? For me, the meter pegs at 100% for about 5 sec after a refresh.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 01, 2022 07:09 PM (I6y4R)

163 BIDEN: "A typical driver will save about $80 a month from not having to pay gas at the pump" if they just buy an electric car.

And if a neighbor complains just go out on the front porch with your shotgun.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2022 07:09 PM (MBabN)

164 Will Smith or his reps will play the victim card in less than a week.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 07:10 PM (+lSVr)

165 I don't want Biden impeached; he is not finished destroying the Democrat party. I just hope we don't all die.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 01, 2022 06:38 PM (h1jJh)

Don't worry, we will keep the Dem party viable.

Posted by: GoPe at April 01, 2022 07:10 PM (8E+wy)

166 Oh bloody hell. I read that crib note first and thought that of course it's from the Bee.

Clown world must die. Please Lord, blow it all up. It was worth a try, it really was. But, we're outnumbered.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2022 07:10 PM (wAnMi)

167 The greatest trick I ever pulled was convincing the world that I didn't exist.

Posted by: Sonobi at April 01, 2022 07:10 PM (yQpMk)

168 She oils up her bald head and rubs it all over you.
Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter, cruel as he might try to be at April 01, 2022 07:05 PM (yQpMk)

Twenty bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Jada Pinkett Smith at April 01, 2022 07:10 PM (4I/2K)

169 I was 15 at the time. The ride home was humiliating and terrifying I thought I was gonna die. My mom was yelling at me about the diseases I could catch or getting her pregnant. In all her fury she yelled out; "there's ways to handle this.....there masturbation!"

Fuck man, I was mortified and then my dad proceeded to yell at me.
Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 01, 2022 07:09 PM (YglAn)

That's some funny shit. I mean, not at the time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 07:11 PM (II3Gr)

170 Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 01, 2022 07:09 PM (YglAn)

LOL. Good for your parents. It's good for kids to be mortified sometimes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2022 07:11 PM (GezNK)

171 Mike: What did you just call me?

Archie Bunker: Meathead. Dead from the neck up.

Posted by: Paco at April 01, 2022 07:11 PM (njExo)

172 >>>This site is CPU heavy like no other. Is your computer old or laptoppy? For me, the meter pegs at 100% for about 5 sec after a refresh.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 01, 2022 07:09 PM (I6y4R)
-------------

Be nice if Bob would lighten up just a little.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2022 07:12 PM (MBabN)

173 Posted by: Jada Pinkett Smith at April 01, 2022 07:10 PM (4I/2K)

How about you pay me 20$ to oil up your head?

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 01, 2022 07:12 PM (YglAn)

174 Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 07:09 PM (II3Gr)

Thanks . I wanted a .308 platform that wasn't bolt action or AR. Choices definitely limited.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 07:12 PM (+lSVr)

175 138 The irony about the illegals is that they screw the poor and the POCs the worst - the ones the Left ostensibly get all weepy over. Total hypocrisy - what sucks is that the groups getting screwed will still vote Lefty. Insane.

Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 07:04 PM (Vr12I)

What do Republicans offer them or any other voters except lies told by latently gay loser assholes in suits?

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 07:13 PM (dscaa)

176 Read a few articles the country electric grid couldn't handle the amount of energy needed for Electric vehicles. California will get brown outs this year and will be glorious

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2022 07:13 PM (2JoB8)

177 Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 07:11 PM (II3Gr)

Best part of the story? It was behind a K-Mart LMFAO.

We had it all planned out. Yeah, I look back and laugh now and every once and awhile my dad will fuck with me about it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2022 07:11 PM (GezNK)

Shame and being mortified are indeed good things.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 01, 2022 07:14 PM (YglAn)

178 The Main (Home) Page here does load slowly and sometimes not at all. Lotta content there.
I remedy that by going to the comments section ASAP.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 01, 2022 07:14 PM (jTmQV)

179 BIDEN: "A typical driver will save about $80 a month from not having to pay gas at the pump" if they just buy an electric car.

And if a neighbor complains just go out on the front porch with your shotgun.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2022 07:09 PM (MBabN)

I'd love to say "I can't believe these people are so out of touch" but they are. All it takes is a weekend of study to find out pretty much everything there is to know about the state of the EV at this point. Not only cost, but serious issues.

And these dummies are talking about saving $80 a month by buying an $80k EV (or twice that), and having $700/month car payments. I don't suppose it's dawned on them that not everybody has that sort of dosh, not to mention what does a typical contractor do? Trade in his F150 for what exactly?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2022 07:14 PM (wAnMi)

180 Thanks . I wanted a .308 platform that wasn't bolt action or AR. Choices definitely limited.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 07:12 PM (+lSVr)

One word: Fusil Automatique Leger

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2022 07:14 PM (yQpMk)

181 Fuck these sanctimonious demoncats that fuck us over, then have the gall to tell us what to buy. Shove it up your fucking ass and light it on fire, pedojoe!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 01, 2022 07:14 PM (LWbFU)

182 Choices definitely limited.

Ruger SR's

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2022 07:14 PM (MBabN)

183
This site is CPU heavy like no other. Is your computer old or laptoppy? For me, the meter pegs at 100% for about 5 sec after a refresh.
Posted by: Gentlemen

Try another browser.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 01, 2022 07:15 PM (okt0L)

184 Is charging your car free ? Is that considered in Biden's calculation?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 07:15 PM (+lSVr)

185 178 The Main (Home) Page here does load slowly and sometimes not at all. Lotta content there.
I remedy that by going to the comments section ASAP.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 01, 2022 07:14 PM (jTmQV)

And yet, we persist. The Horde is nothing if not loyal. Or something.

Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 07:15 PM (Vr12I)

186 Hope Solo got busted for DWI with her twins in the car.

Her butthole was not available for comment.

Posted by: Splunge at April 01, 2022 07:16 PM (71xoW)

187 And yet, we persist. The Horde is nothing if not loyal. Or something.
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 07:15 PM (Vr12I)

Keep hitting the lever, the pellet will fall.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2022 07:16 PM (yQpMk)

188 Thanks . I wanted a .308 platform that wasn't bolt action or AR. Choices definitely limited.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 07:12 PM (+lSVr)

Definitely a tough one. The only other semiauto .308 platforms I can think of off the top of my head that aren't AR based are the CETME, the FN-FAL, and the PTR-91 (an HK-91 clone).

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 07:16 PM (II3Gr)

189 The irony about the illegals is that they screw the poor and the POCs the worst - the ones the Left ostensibly get all weepy over. Total hypocrisy - what sucks is that the groups getting screwed will still vote Lefty. Insane.
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 07:04 PM (Vr12I)

Yup....used to be a couple of watering holes in the black part of town near me that I would visit and knew most of the folks running the places. The Dolemite and The Park Tavern.

Both are now taquerias.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2022 07:17 PM (R/m4+)

190 I'm in the mood for an imprecatory Psalm

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 01, 2022 07:17 PM (eGTCV)

191 I don't own an electric car, but a friend does.
He goes to the shopping mall and they have charging areas. He calls that "free".
But it does take hours.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 01, 2022 07:17 PM (jTmQV)

192 One word: Fusil Automatique Leger
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2022 07:14 PM (yQpMk)

That is the ultimate..308 / 7.62 battle rifle. Little costly.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 07:17 PM (+lSVr)

193 Hope Solo got busted for DWI with her twins in the car.

Her butthole was not available for comment.
Posted by: Splunge

It's good she kept the twins in the car. Don't need to add an indecent exposure rap on top of DUI.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Hotter ginger than Jen Psaki at April 01, 2022 07:17 PM (9z18n)

194 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2022 07:17 PM (R/m4+)

The Dolemite? That sounds awesome.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 01, 2022 07:18 PM (YglAn)

195 180 Handled a SOCOM and it just didn't feel right. Had two hitches in the Corps, and I'm an old guy, so it was probably M14 memories kicking in. If you like Garands, there are 7.62 versions out there and I think CMP offers them (former Navy issue). Reliable, simple conversion done with a chamber insert.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 01, 2022 07:18 PM (lz5hY)

196
Who pays for these "free" charging stations? Is it Uncle Sugar?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 01, 2022 07:18 PM (Mzdiz)

197 Someone socked Fen?

Posted by: I Mean at April 01, 2022 07:19 PM (x7jJh)

198 146 Has anyone else had the thought that AoS is being throttled in some way(s)? Is it the .mu VPN, or malicious? I have fiber w/300 MBpS down, faster up, and this site still drags.
Thoughts?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 01, 2022 07:05 PM (7Fj9P)

Its not throttling. Its something on the site that eats up bandwidth. Because I can be running a youtube video in another window and loading up AOS will cause the video to lag out so its something on the page. I usually assume its the ads (and not the new additions because this would happen before they were added) or like something faulty in the coding.

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2022 07:19 PM (vMCab)

199 Another key point from my above comment is that energy input increases the cost of everything.

So yeah, an electric car may be cheaper to operate, but the price of the car will go up in time since the cost of manufacturing will go up. And the cost of all the other products you buy will go up. And businesses will put more pressure on wages to stay viable as their costs go up.

We see the gas price go up very quickly, but when that happens it means the economy is slow motion fucked for months and months. The admin knows this. This "buy electric" stuff is grammar school level economics understanding.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 01, 2022 07:19 PM (I6y4R)

200 How come merma'am doesn't have any nipples?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2022 07:19 PM (axyOa)

201 Do the charging stations have power surge protectors?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2022 07:20 PM (Ih9mw)

202 80s fans!
Tears for Fears has a new album out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUp-ujO979U
Posted by: Taqiyyologist

Good tune. But man, do those dudes look old now. And they're only 60? Must be British health care.

Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2022 07:20 PM (P1f+c)

203 Who pays for these "free" charging stations? Is it Uncle Sugar?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 01, 2022 07:18 PM (Mzdiz)

No silly. The government isn't paying for it. It's an "investment".

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 07:20 PM (dscaa)

204 Thanks . I wanted a .308 platform that wasn't bolt action or AR. Choices definitely limited.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 07:12 PM (+lSVr)

FN-FAL or a CETME are both fabulous designs.
So is the Remington Gamemaster with the pump action

Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2022 07:20 PM (xhaym)

205 That is the ultimate..308 / 7.62 battle rifle. Little costly.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 07:17 PM (+lSVr)

I would be surprised if a DSA was more than a Springfield SOCOM.

On their site I see DSA SA58 16" Bipod Cut Barrel, Fixed Stock Rifle $1,800.00.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2022 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

206 https://bityl.co/Babt

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2022 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

207 This Aussie Perfesser needs to be investigated for pedophilia.

https://bit.ly/3uQwelB

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2022 07:21 PM (i0wNm)

208 164 Will Smith or his reps will play the victim card in less than a week.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 07:10 PM (+lSVr)

They already did the other day. Will Smith is going to therapy to deal with childhood trauma.

https://youtu.be/MSRPxjabOaM

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2022 07:21 PM (vMCab)

209 The other stupid ass thing about Biden's "buy an EV" comment is that it's a seller's market.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 01, 2022 07:21 PM (QYPq3)

210 187 And yet, we persist. The Horde is nothing if not loyal. Or something.
Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 07:15 PM (Vr12I)

Keep hitting the lever, the pellet will fall.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2022 07:16 PM (yQpMk)

Sounds like a great campaign slogan for 24.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at April 01, 2022 07:21 PM (8E+wy)

211 Why was Hope Solo drunk in a Walmart parking lot with kids at 0130? Getting directions on Google for the nearest Waffle House.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 01, 2022 07:22 PM (lz5hY)

212 I don't know many answers to electric car things.
I think the big bonus is fewer moving parts. Exponentially fewer.
Not so with the hybrids, of course.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 01, 2022 07:22 PM (jTmQV)

213 This "buy electric" stuff is grammar school level economics understanding.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 01, 2022 07:19 PM (I6y4R)

Unless they're thinking about their portfolio.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 07:22 PM (dscaa)

214 Someone socked Fen?
Posted by: I Mean at April 01, 2022 07:19 PM (x7jJh)

No; Some poster above was suggesting I made up some rude tee shirt. What I actually said some posts ago was that N.L. Urker should make up a tee shirt saying 'Don't mess with kids" and that was it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2022 07:22 PM (GezNK)

215 Definitely a tough one. The only other semiauto .308 platforms I can think of off the top of my head that aren't AR based are the CETME, the FN-FAL, and the PTR-91 (an HK-91 clone).
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 07:16 PM (II3Gr)

The FAL can be pricey. For the money, get a PTR-91FR.

Best bang for the buck, you can learn how to do a trigger job on-line and lots of aftermarket parts and do-dads.

Trigger packs already worked over are always for sale on line too if you don't feel like doing it yourself.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2022 07:22 PM (R/m4+)

216 Because I can be running a youtube video in another window and loading up AOS will cause the video to lag out so its something on the page. I usually assume its the ads...
Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2022 07:19 PM (vMCab)

It's all the fungus from that toe nail ad...

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at April 01, 2022 07:22 PM (KywlU)

217 Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 07:16 PM (II3Gr)

The PTR-91 is cheaper than I thought it would be.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 07:22 PM (+lSVr)

218 "If you weren't advocating for regime change..."

I haven't gone back to check, but that was almost verbatim from the NBC chicky. Most disturbing implications

Posted by: retretbutch at April 01, 2022 07:22 PM (gE1E/)

219 Try another browser.
Posted by: Soothsayer,

bingo
I need to. I need to upgrade and plan to try out Mint and Brave at that time. I am "temporarily" on chrome for the translate ease.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 01, 2022 07:22 PM (I6y4R)

220 Virtually everything Biden has done since taking office has been to the benefit of China, Russia and Ukraine. Forget the words, look at the actions.

Who do you think benefits from the US kneecapping our fossil fuel economy and forcing as many people as possible into electric vehicles and solar panels while Russia increases their pumping and China captures the market on the commodities needed to make those electric vehicles? Who benefits from a weaker America flooded not just with 3rd world illiterates but a record amount of Chinese fentanyl?

Those countries weren't paying the Biden family tens of millions for nothing. Follow the money.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 07:23 PM (ZLI7S)

221 Duck Duck Go is butt dumb.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2022 07:23 PM (MBabN)

222 site looks fine on Firefox
no issues

Posted by: DB at April 01, 2022 07:23 PM (geLO8)

223 >>>Why was Hope Solo drunk in a Walmart parking lot with kids at 0130? Getting directions on Google for the nearest Waffle House.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 01, 2022 07:22 PM (lz5hY)

Why you looking at me?

Posted by: Tiger Woods at April 01, 2022 07:23 PM (QYPq3)

224 200 How come merma'am doesn't have any nipples?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2022 07:19 PM (axyOa)

Or scars from getting those horrible breasts removed? That doesn't seem body positive to pretend those don't exist.

Posted by: Bete at April 01, 2022 07:24 PM (8E+wy)

225 Unless they're thinking about their portfolio.
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 07:22 PM (dscaa)

I was trying to type up an explanation for a person earlier up, this did it way better that my wall of text that I deleted. But its not only their portfolio, they have a lot of Backers fortunes hooked to this scam as well. Damn shame China is about to corner the market on all the minerals... Damn Shame indeed.

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at April 01, 2022 07:24 PM (KywlU)

226 How come merma'am doesn't have any nipples?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2022 07:19 PM (axyOa)
******
I take it you didn't click on that TikTok link that ace put a warning on?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 01, 2022 07:25 PM (NpAcC)

227 Why was Hope Solo drunk in a Walmart parking lot with kids at 0130? Getting directions on Google for the nearest Waffle House.

Oh how the mighty have fallen. When she played at the U of W she was among Seattle's elite.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2022 07:25 PM (axyOa)

228 Biden's handlers have to push the issues that their money backer$ want: pedophilia, electric cars, and bringing in enough illegal voters to change American voting patterns forever

Posted by: DB at April 01, 2022 07:25 PM (geLO8)

229 Make them bear their guilt God; confuse them by their own counsels.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 01, 2022 07:25 PM (eGTCV)

230 Those countries weren't paying the Biden family tens of millions for nothing. Follow the money.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 07:23 PM (ZLI7S)

Yeah, but as things stand my options are that I can scream really loud or I can slit my wrists

Which course of action do you think will have the greatest influence on DC?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2022 07:26 PM (xhaym)

231 I cannot stop laughing at Robert Francis*s ever growing teeth!

Posted by: SuperMayorSuperRonNirenberg-Totally Bringing The Burr at April 01, 2022 07:27 PM (mrKVt)

232 > I'm interested in possibly purchasing is the M1A SOCOM. Anyone happen to have an opinion on them?

I have the M1A Scout Squad. It's fun as hell. I love it. It's not an accurate gun, though. 2.5 moa at best. You can spend a couple grand and make it a 1 moa gun, but at that point, you're probably better off just buying a SCAR for all that money.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2022 07:27 PM (i0wNm)

233 On their site I see DSA SA58 16" Bipod Cut Barrel, Fixed Stock Rifle $1,800.00.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2022 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

Thanks. Yes they are about the same price.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 07:27 PM (+lSVr)

234 I use Brave for this site, but I "shields down" cause I know Ace has gotta eat... but every now and again I like to turn it back on just to show him who's boss.

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at April 01, 2022 07:27 PM (KywlU)

235 >>Which course of action do you think will have the greatest influence on DC?

Speaking the truth. Nothing they hate and fear more than the truth.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 07:27 PM (ZLI7S)

236 212 I don't know many answers to electric car things.
I think the big bonus is fewer moving parts. Exponentially fewer.
Not so with the hybrids, of course.
Posted by: gourmand du jour.

This is true, but moving parts are not such a downside. Just look at the surge in mechanical watches. If the design is static, they can be very reliable but the emission laws prevented that and each new motor design to be more efficient is also less reliable for the first few years.

So now the rich buy mechanical watches and electric cars. In 10 years that will reverse. They will buy mechanical cars and the poor will be stuck with subscription service golf carts to get to their call center jobs.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 01, 2022 07:27 PM (I6y4R)

237 196 Sundowner has said for charging stations I assume from his language would be free and my thinking only for a short period of time maybe 2 years as a guess. Look at his speeches he acts like it's free. But we know electric isn't free, just he might be coving it with tax money.

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2022 07:28 PM (2JoB8)

238 I don't own an electric car, but a friend does.
He goes to the shopping mall and they have charging areas. He calls that "free".
But it does take hours.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 01, 2022 07:17 PM (jTmQV)

Yes, visit the Tesla fan forums sometime and you'll start to get it. They get themselves excited about planning their road trips, sit down with a calculator and figure out how far they can get off of what % of a charge, and how long it'll take. It's fucking easier to plot a flight chart.

And they claim they love hanging out for 3 hours to get a 60% charge, and meet all the swell people. Talk about BLM, their transitioning child, favorite meat substitute, all the usual stuff.

To me, a road trip - a proper road trip - means if you see a billboard that says "Uncle Willard's Reptile Pond and BBQ - 30 minutes ahead and Left on Cytoplasm Blvd" you go without worrying about the timing at the next charging station.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2022 07:28 PM (wAnMi)

239 In 20 years if we're still around, we won't be able to explain to anyone who didn't experience it, what America was.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2022 07:28 PM (dscaa)

240 217 Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 07:16 PM (II3Gr)

The PTR-91 is cheaper than I thought it would be.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 07:22 PM (+lSVr)

I have one. I like it. The main drawbacks are it's on the heavier side, and is a little stiff on the felt recoil.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 07:29 PM (II3Gr)

241

Speaking the truth. Nothing they hate and fear more than the truth.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 07:27 PM (ZLI7S)

I think you overestimate how much influence I have over anything

Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2022 07:29 PM (xhaym)

242 Oh yeah, forgot about the SCAR. Probably because I've never fired one and they're expensive AF.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 07:30 PM (II3Gr)

243 Let them be confused and confounded that are adversaries to my soul.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 01, 2022 07:31 PM (eGTCV)

244 You mean like a wrist watch?
I haven't worn one in 20 years, I swear.
I go by the position of the sun.
Or moon.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 01, 2022 07:31 PM (jTmQV)

245 How does Klain prepare cue cards for Joe to use each night in-case the proverbial 3 AM call comes-in, and Joe needs to make a quick decision about who-knows-what to avoid ULTRA BAD consequences to the USA?

Holee Fook. Who will actually be making decisions for the TBD minutes it takes to give Joe his wake up drugs, for the drugs to take effect, and then for someone to brief Joe and give him a list of decision options?

Klain? Jake Sullivan? DOCTOR Jill? The overnight cook on duty in the White House kitchen? Holee Fook.

Posted by: Gref at April 01, 2022 07:31 PM (AMIL/)

246 To me, a road trip - a proper road trip - means ...
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2022 07:28 PM (wAnMi)

For me, when I was solo road trippin it was making the whole trip w/ stopping. Now that I have a wife in daughters, its about minimizing pee stops. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at April 01, 2022 07:31 PM (KywlU)

247 @200 How come merma'am doesn't have any nipples?

----

Guess!

On a more serious note, there are tattoo artists who specialize in creating tattoos of nipples. This is primarily for women who've had to undergo a mastectomy. It often helps these women with their self___ when they look at themselves in the mirror every morning.

Posted by: junior at April 01, 2022 07:31 PM (+8wS0)

248 The PTR-91 is cheaper than I thought it would be.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 07:22 PM (+lSVr)

I have one. I like it. The main drawbacks are it's on the heavier side, and is a little stiff on the felt recoil.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 01, 2022 07:29 PM (II3Gr)

I have a C308, the poor man's PTR. It runs.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2022 07:31 PM (yQpMk)

249 Thanks for all the advice. We snark but aos is one of the best places to get info. I have to remind myself not to take advantage of it and research more myself.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 07:32 PM (+lSVr)

250 >>I think you overestimate how much influence I have over anything

None of us do by ourselves. But collectively there are more of us than there are of them.

Its not about global warming and it's not about AOC and the Squad. It's about a corrupt administration that is selling us out to foreign governments for personal gain. We can at least focus on the real threat.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2022 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)

251 239 In 20 years if we're still around, we won't be able to explain to anyone who didn't experience it, what America was.
Posted by: ...
-------------------

It's not quitting time.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2022 07:32 PM (MBabN)

252 I wouldn't think bold text is enough of a clue for FJB to tell his lines so the questions must be planted.

I bet he couldn't do 3 of these in random order.

Posted by: DaveA at April 01, 2022 07:33 PM (FhXTo)

253 Your grandmother was as fucked up as you.

Posted by: Infidel at April 01, 2022 07:34 PM (ou23q)

254 I want a gas powered watch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2022 07:35 PM (63Dwl)

255 To me, a road trip - a proper road trip - means if you see a billboard that says "Uncle Willard's Reptile Pond and BBQ - 30 minutes ahead and Left on Cytoplasm Blvd" you go without worrying about the timing at the next charging station.
Posted by: clutch cargo

Willard is COMPETITION

Posted by: Crazy Miklos Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Elvis-themed Whisky and Sedative Bar bar at April 01, 2022 07:35 PM (QzkSJ)

256 Thanks for all the advice. We snark but aos is one of the best places to get info. I have to remind myself not to take advantage of it and research more myself.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 01, 2022 07:32 PM (+lSVr)

What's your beef with the AR10? A DPMS Gen1 style rifle will generally outshoot any FAL or CETME while being lighter, with a better recoil impulse.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2022 07:36 PM (yQpMk)

257 251 239 In 20 years if we're still around, we won't be able to explain to anyone who didn't experience it, what America was.
Posted by: ...
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It's not quitting time.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2022 07:32 PM (MBabN)

Maybe not but we ain't going back. Whatever this country looks like after we have some resolution to the current freak show, we ain't going back.

We all know this to be true.

Posted by: weirdflunky at April 01, 2022 07:36 PM (cknjq)

258 Morality: deciding what decision to adopt based on one's preconceived rules of good behavior.

Ethics: deciding what rules of good behavior to adopt based on one's preconceived decision.

So yeah, I'm sure that Psaki and the rest of the administration is great at ethics.

Posted by: CppThis at April 01, 2022 07:37 PM (UewuT)

259 Evening.

When it comes to the midterms, it's like Insty says. Don't get cocky. We can't win with an army of Christine "I'm not a witch" O'Donnels.

Anyway...

Goodyear has some really crappy rules for entering into their yard. If you're driving teams, you have to leave your co-driver in a dirt lot outside the property. I shit you not.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2022 07:38 PM (gagly)

260 249 There is no shame coming here before you research things. Be it firearms, medical problems, advice to the lovelorn, or booze recommendations in any price range, just hop in and ask. Always remember, just slap some hot iron to it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 01, 2022 07:38 PM (lz5hY)

261 I have a C308, the poor man's PTR. It runs.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2022 07:31 PM (yQpMk)

I have an old CETME C from Century I got many years ago.

One of the most accurate rifles I own and built like a tank.

I got lucky as Century can be hit or miss, especially back in the day.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2022 07:38 PM (R/m4+)

262 I got hit (bumped) by a Tesla. I was a pedestrian in a crosswalk.
Couldn't hear it coming at all.
It made contact with my legs and I, off balance fell backward on to the hood, which buckled nicely.
I should have groaned in pain, clutching various body parts, but I was already late to meet the missus.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 01, 2022 07:38 PM (jTmQV)

263 There are waaaayyy too many freak flags flying now to ever go back.

YOLO! indeed.

Posted by: weirdflunky at April 01, 2022 07:39 PM (cknjq)

264 BABY RATTLERS!

Posted by: Road sign at April 01, 2022 07:39 PM (63Dwl)

265 Today sucks. I hate everything. Except you guys. And this beer. I love this beer.

Posted by: fd at April 01, 2022 07:39 PM (vrz2I)

266 265 Today sucks. I hate everything. Except you guys. And this beer. I love this beer.
Posted by: fd at April 01, 2022 07:39 PM (vrz2I)

And this stapler. And this - whatever it is.

Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 07:40 PM (Vr12I)

267 f'd and Scout and Bruno.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2022 07:40 PM (Ih9mw)

268 a road trip - a proper road trip - means ...worrying about the timing at the next charging station.

Worrying about the state police not the plug.

Posted by: DaveA at April 01, 2022 07:40 PM (FhXTo)

269 Did we all read this?

Disney's Institutional Capture.

https://tinyurl.com/4r945eab

Via Insty.

Uncle Walt is turning in his cryogenic freezer.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2022 07:40 PM (gagly)

270 I have a couple of Century FALs that run surprisingly well. But they were neutered at the muzzle with the threads cut off during the evil rifle days.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2022 07:40 PM (yQpMk)

271
When it comes to the midterms, it's like Insty says. Don't get cocky. We can't win with an army of Christine "I'm not a witch" O'Donnels.

We're ready to go!

Posted by: An army of Mike Pences at April 01, 2022 07:40 PM (63Dwl)

272 The Marxists have had a good 50 years on us taking over first Universities then from that working downward into public schools. Every teacher first learned their Religion in University then teaching their craft to the public schools.

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2022 07:41 PM (2JoB8)

273 >. Today sucks. I hate everything. Except you guys. And this beer. I love this beer.

I love lamp

Posted by: DB at April 01, 2022 07:41 PM (geLO8)

274 268 a road trip - a proper road trip - means ...worrying about the timing at the next charging station.

Worrying about the state police not the plug.
Posted by: DaveA at April 01, 2022 07:40 PM (FhXTo)

And the body in the trunk.

Posted by: kraken at April 01, 2022 07:41 PM (Vr12I)

275 I hate everything.
Posted by: fd at April 01, 2022 07:39 PM (vrz2I)

Dad? Is that you?

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2022 07:42 PM (gagly)

276 Also, I'm not convinced that the laptop stories are a CYA. I think the fractured powers that be that created President Biden are moving to get rid of him, and he's not cooperating.

The big tipoff will be when either Mooch or the Hildebeast turns up dead. Because Kamala's going to have to pick a VP for her couple of months in office, and as with immortal swordsmen, There Can Be Only One.

Posted by: CppThis at April 01, 2022 07:42 PM (UewuT)

277 Pence is pissin in the wind and he is down wind.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2022 07:43 PM (Ih9mw)

278 262 I have heard people complaining about the stealth of EVs. A Prius pulled into our apartment parking lot and I realized then how quiet they are. Even a non hearing impaired person could screw up and walk in front of one. Or the manager's cat, and that would be a shooting offense.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 01, 2022 07:43 PM (lz5hY)

279 Well Scout is on the naughty list.

MIL is in the hospital again. She's tough but I don't know this time.

Posted by: fd at April 01, 2022 07:44 PM (vrz2I)

280 EVs should all be programmed to sound like the lying cars in The Jetsons.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2022 07:44 PM (63SKW)

281 Homade Pies Fresh Every Day
Gator Jerky
Slurpees! Blue, Green, Red, Purple

Posted by: Road Sign for Big Jonnies Truck Stop and Roadside Church at April 01, 2022 07:44 PM (AMIL/)

282 I think the newer teslas have some kind of artificial noise.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 01, 2022 07:44 PM (jTmQV)

283 f'd, prayers.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2022 07:45 PM (Ih9mw)

284 239 In 20 years if we're still around, we won't be able to explain to anyone who didn't experience it, what America was.
Posted by: ...

We'll be.... https://youtu.be/wlVWprYozR8

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 01, 2022 07:45 PM (sAmhv)

285 >>>Pence is pissin in the wind and he is down wind.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2022 07:43 PM (Ih9mw)

Pence admitted he doesn't trust himself. We should take him at his word.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 01, 2022 07:46 PM (QYPq3)

286 Thanks Ben Had. I think everyone knows the frustration of dealing with a hospital but sheesh what an ordeal.

Posted by: fd at April 01, 2022 07:47 PM (vrz2I)

287 I should have groaned in pain, clutching various body parts,

You have never played or watched soccer.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2022 07:47 PM (qHuNL)

288 Nude Cafe

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2022 07:49 PM (yQpMk)

289 Nood.

Posted by: Darles Chickens at April 01, 2022 07:49 PM (yMbVh)

290 'You have never played or watched soccer. "

LOL, I've seen some examples of that. Great stuff.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 01, 2022 07:50 PM (jTmQV)

291 On the opposite end of the noise spectrum, we have quite a few individuals who are huge fans of very loud exhausts in this area. Not blown out mufflers, but modified just to piss people off. Loud enough to hurt your ears. Neighbor and I were talking and some fool drove by in a very new pickup (probably $55K+) and we couldn't hear each other.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 01, 2022 07:54 PM (lz5hY)

292 Maybe I had too many beers. When is the Kentucky Derby. Says 6 and 7. Work days?

Posted by: Infidel at April 01, 2022 07:54 PM (ou23q)

293 Posted by: Road Sign for Big Jonnies Truck Stop and Roadside Church

We have a Wedding Tzampotli, and I am a Notary Public

Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Elvis-themed Whisky and Sedative Bar bar at April 01, 2022 08:01 PM (QzkSJ)

294 She's not changing occupations; she's working for the same leviathan corporation. She's just changing Departments.

Yeah, but it's still not a sweetheart deal. TFG's 4? press 'secretaries' (ooooh, bad word choice) all landed in VP positions at the usual suspect corporations...

Like Amazon, Facebook, etc etc etc,except the one that decided to form his own media relations companies. I don't care enough to see how they are doing. Or which whore it is.

This I do know -- Psaki ain't getting the sweetheart deal of old. She actually might have to put out to keep her MSDNC spot.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2022 08:13 PM (F0YaR)

295 The Beto Harambe teeth. I am died.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2022 08:50 PM (XSRBF)

296 If Ketanji Brown Jackson needed one Republican vote, she would get it. If she needed 15 Republican votes, she would get them.

Do you know the last time a Republican Senate rejected a Democrat President's nominee? Trick question. It's never happened. In fact, the only two Supreme Court nominees rejected by a Republican Senate were nominated by Republican presidents (Grant and Hoover).

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at April 01, 2022 09:05 PM (A9g2z)

297 The Little Mermaid should be raring a codpiece.

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Posted by: Mama lucky at April 04, 2022 01:59 AM (k7dRd)

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