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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
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J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Are You Ready For... Headphones With A Built-In Air Purifier/Covid Mask?
Dyson, the vacuum maker, knows what opportunity smells like.
When there are a lot of AWFLs -- Affluent White Female Liberals -- with a lot of disposable cash and a lot of unmedicated hysterias and neuroses, you tap that market. You tap it hard. The voluntarily mentally ill will spend any amount of money to self-medicate with their Mental Illness Drug of Choice.
Virtue signaling never smelled so crisp and clean. Maybe they should come with a magnetic disk so you can slap on a magnetic symbol of whatever Current Thing you're supporting this week.
Dyson is amping their offerings with the launch of their air-purifying headphones titled the Dyson Zone. The Dyson Zone will offer buyers with both pure air and pure audio revolutionizing the tech space for good. Though, there's still a lot more to be discovered about Dyson's latest launch, like what the headphones do, how they works, when they're set to be released and more.... What is The Dyson Zone? The Dyson Zone is the brand's first ever take on a wearable purifier. It captures city pollution, gas, allergens and particle matter, all while cancelling unwanted noise and offering pure, high-fidelity audio. But this invention wasn't born overnight. Instead, teams across the UK, Singapore, Malaysia and China came together alongside decades of research, six years of development and more than 500 prototypes to create this groundbreaking offering. One can only assume this is a response to the ongoing Coronavirus pandemic, but we have to remember quality air has been a vital necessity since years prior. In fact, the World Health Organization (WHO) estimates that "9 in 10 people globally breathe air that exceeds WHO guideline pollutant limits," according to the brand's press release.Hot Air should definitely get one of these for AllahPundit, like they got him an iPhone after he whined about wanting one for a year.
Thanks to naturalflake.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 01:26 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 01:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 01:27 PM (Ez6QX)
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Fairly cruel.
6/10.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 01:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2022 01:28 PM (CZVKQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2022 01:28 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: Vic at March 31, 2022 01:28 PM (mZwKe)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 01:28 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: m at March 31, 2022 01:29 PM (QcU9m)
Posted by: Jordan61
And be made of shit plastic and way overpriced.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 01:29 PM (bNcG+)
Posted by: Vic at March 31, 2022 01:29 PM (mZwKe)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 31, 2022 01:29 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2022 01:29 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 01:29 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at March 31, 2022 01:29 PM (AD14M)
The dipshits that would buy and wear it will lose their immune system and anytime they're not wearing it, they risk deadly infection.
Darwin wins.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Those damages are going to be LIT
Sell your dyson stock NOW
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2022 01:29 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: m at March 31, 2022 01:29 PM (QcU9m)
Posted by: Valiant at March 31, 2022 01:29 PM (3MiF8)
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (8jZOp)
Posted by: Drc at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (vbaSG)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (5HBd1)
>>>Maybe they should come with a magnetic disk so you can slap on a magnetic symbol of whatever Current Thing you're supporting this week.
LCD with wireless synching to the central programming servers so the NPCs can always be virtue signalling the most current, most woke thing.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Wally at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Sassy at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (1IJnB)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLEISBURGLAR at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (ya9BE)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (U0dcZ)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 01:31 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 31, 2022 01:31 PM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Covid at March 31, 2022 01:31 PM (Eu9d8)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 31, 2022 01:31 PM (sC2bQ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2022 01:31 PM (lgeFv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 01:31 PM (W2Pud)
Well, they wear the Handmaid's tale outfits to protests...and then wear them at home while fishing for the little man in the boat too..
Speaking of which...shouldn't it be the little woman in the boat?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2022 01:31 PM (ESjRY)
And none of them will be able to afford this.
Posted by: Dyson Rube Targeting LLC at March 31, 2022 01:31 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2022 01:31 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 31, 2022 01:32 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (1IJnB)
Mine actually work quite well.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2022 01:32 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2022 01:32 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: Thirdtwin at March 31, 2022 01:32 PM (8BbJ4)
Cruelty Rating: 2.5 out of 5
I will expect crueler cruelty in the next post.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 31, 2022 01:32 PM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2022 01:32 PM (U0dcZ)
Amazon (and its sub Woot) spend this time of year clearancing out their chocolate stocks b/c they won't deliver them in summer...so if you have kids, take a gander over the next week and get a few deals to keep them happy when the ration of chocolate gets changed this summer...usually the chocolate is good til early the next year (most folks are saying deliveries say good til Jan 2023)...
I already got a few deals this week, but I'm sure there will probably be more...it always pains me a little b/c some of these used to be my favorite candies, and now no more...
Posted by: Nova local at March 31, 2022 01:32 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2022 01:31 PM (BFigT)
Here. Wear these headphones and sit in this basket.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 01:31 PM (W2Pud)
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Well, considering the target demographic, this is not a bad thing.
Hi nurse!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 01:32 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 31, 2022 01:32 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2022 01:32 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: Bosk at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (x6uUk)
WTF? They bought that fag an iPhone? Don't they give him a paycheck? Why can't he buy his own phone like everyone else in the world? What a fucking weirdo.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (+lSVr)
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (soOQJ)
The only thing to do I guess is stop breathing
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (J8ILO)
Maybe headed down market
Posted by: Kurt at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (1LkI6)
Posted by: Inogame at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2022 01:32 PM (S1hrL)
For the intended customer base, it's probably piped hot and fresh right into their own faces.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (P4LRL)
ANY airhole is exploitable by the nefarious COVID virus, which can slip through any opening...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (K5n5d)
It puts the Dyson Zone on its face or else it gets the twitter ban again
Posted by: Buffalo Bill, Twitter moderator at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 01:31 PM (W2Pud)
Or just move to the country.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (bNcG+)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (1IJnB)
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (KywlU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Dyson at March 31, 2022 01:34 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2022 01:34 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 31, 2022 01:34 PM (Wbg4x)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (5kI0z)
Yep. Play on their fears and anxieties.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:34 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2022 01:34 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 31, 2022 01:34 PM (PJJKA)
Getting the cattle little people used to wearing tech masks 24x7.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 01:34 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 01:34 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: Dandalo at March 31, 2022 01:34 PM (cLIEd)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (LvTSG)
Break it down for components and make ammo.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2022 01:34 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (KywlU)
Depends on which hole you want to put it in.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (LvTSG)
Break it down for components and make ammo.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2022 01:34 PM (P4LRL)
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Gotta buy all the cars, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 01:34 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022 01:35 PM (+lSVr)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 31, 2022 01:35 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 31, 2022 01:35 PM (eGTCV)
OMG, just like I have the cutest masks that coordinate with every outfit!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 01:35 PM (MmndN)
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You know those hats with beer can holders that dudes wear to football games?
I gotta idea for some wine-glass holder add-on attachments to these things ...
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 31, 2022 01:35 PM (soOQJ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022 01:35 PM (+lSVr)
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Heh.
Probably be in their next catalog.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 01:35 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 31, 2022 01:35 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2022 01:35 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 01:33 PM (LvTSG)
It would definitely be a 'break down for crafting materials.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2022 01:35 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 01:31 PM (W2Pud)
Idiocracy. It is real.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Only drawback is it's a single use product.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (3OJMs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 01:34 PM (LvTSG)
My dead bro left me his bike, I need no other ride.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (P4LRL)
Not sure what is hotter, the Live Laugh Love tattoos, the green hair, or the extra 20 pounds...
Posted by: Some Moron reviewing the rich white educated women in his area at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (ESjRY)
-->
Mental Illness Drug or Libation
So we can use the short form "Midol."
Posted by: m at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (QcU9m)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Sponge
Actually, you can access either from. . . .
Or so I've been told.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (bNcG+)
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM
That will be the MkII model. Moar $$$.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (sC2bQ)
Posted by: dantesed at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 01:34 PM (LvTSG)
My dead bro left me his bike, I need no other ride.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (P4LRL)
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I lost a side mission because I encountered a dude with an exploding crotch and he wouldn't get on my bike.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 31, 2022 01:35 PM (wtvvX)
*fistbump*
- - Terry Sawchuck
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)
- ACE
There's that eccentricity we all come here for...
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (KywlU)
They will never hear the bus nor smell the diesel fumes before they get the rachael corrie treatment.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (axyOa)
Their stuff is kind of cheaply put together too, fragile plastic. They work well usually just not the highest quality construction.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (KZzsI)
Does anybody wear a mask?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 01:34 PM (9v1sv)
There are still a few around here. They broke many people with their fearmongering. Can't say that I am all that upset by it, since it seems to swing more toward the left side of the political spectrum.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:37 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 01:37 PM (+ftau)
A cool feature would be if the mask grafted itself to Karen's mouth on the first use, muzzling her, and leaving her to shriek "THE MANAGER! LET ME SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!" into her own personal void, forever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2022 01:37 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: dantesed at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (88xKn)
If it sucks, its Dyson.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 01:37 PM (KywlU)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 31, 2022 01:35 PM (Xrfse)
It's the best way to get to Delaware!
Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at March 31, 2022 01:37 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 31, 2022 01:35 PM (Xrfse)
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Darwinism will reassert itself soon enough when the burning times arrive...
We currently live in a society which has the luxury (yes, luxury) of catering to the stupid and allow them to survive in a world that would normally have killed them off long ago.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2022 01:37 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 31, 2022 01:37 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 31, 2022 01:37 PM (Xrfse)
They also make air purifiers, hair dryers and flat irons.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 01:37 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: Infidel at March 31, 2022 01:37 PM (ou23q)
Actually, you can access either from. . . .
Or so I've been told.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (bNcG+)
It's why priests love missionary.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)
*
I was this
] [
close to saying sorry and asking about the bike.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 31, 2022 01:37 PM (3OJMs)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 01:31 PM (W2Pud)
We put out an album that covers this shit you know...
#tommy
Posted by: The Who at March 31, 2022 01:38 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2022 01:38 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022 01:35 PM
Do they still exist?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2022 01:38 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Drc at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (vbaSG)
yes...
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 01:38 PM (KywlU)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (axyOa)
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Gal wearing ear buds stepped off a curb in front of a moving car in Bakersfield a couple of years ago. She was permanently removed from the gene pool. Sad, really, because the driver had no chance to avoid running the gal down.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 01:38 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 01:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 31, 2022 01:34 PM (Wbg4x)
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Companies are doing their April Fool stuff a few days before April 1st these days. This is obviously a joke from Dyson.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 01:38 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2022 01:38 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 31, 2022 01:38 PM (SWi3y)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 01:38 PM (dNrqX)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8mkwr8
Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2022 01:38 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 31, 2022 01:38 PM (uia9V)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Sassy at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (xSICi)
They also make air purifiers, hair dryers and flat irons.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 01:37 PM (MmndN)
And hand driers for your public restroom enjoyment.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Not sure what is hotter, the Live Laugh Love tattoos, the green hair, or the extra 20 pounds...
Posted by: Some Moron reviewing the rich white educated women in his area at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (ESjRY)
That's a pretty cruel thing to say about Jonah Goldberg...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (wtvvX)
Be better, Dyson.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (VpIIl)
The few times I've been out almost nobody is wearing a mask. Some clerks at the store, a few small families -- usually Hispanic -- but not many.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Some Moron reviewing the rich white educated women in his area at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (ESjRY)
Only 20? That's actually not bad.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (Ez6QX)
Science.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (PJJKA)
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Feels like the Twilight Zone.
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 01:38 PM (dNrqX)
The Dyson Zone is One Step Beyond the Twilight Zone.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (3OJMs)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (1IJnB)
Mine actually work quite well.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
I like mine.
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 01:31 PM (W2Pud)
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This is actually a significant plot point in Tad Williams' Otherland series. A major portion of the story involves a realistic VR world and the only way to stay in for extended periods of time is using all of the tools you mention above...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Beeman at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (6uJU2)
I nominate the "I Support The Current Thing" meme as GOAT.
One simple image that captures all of American society and "thought" in a few pixels.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 31, 2022 01:40 PM (p+1gI)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 01:40 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 01:40 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Leprosy & Syphilis, Inc. at March 31, 2022 01:40 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 31, 2022 01:40 PM (/+bwe)
"Welcome to the Metaverse, meatbag!"
--Zuckerberg
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 01:40 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 31, 2022 01:40 PM (Vxu+H)
The Dyson Zone is One Step Beyond the Twilight Zone.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (AiZBA)
Also known as "the taint."
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Oh.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 31, 2022 01:40 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2022 01:41 PM (0h2LU)
. . . and a steady diet of Soylent and Squareats!!
https://soylent.com/
https://squareat.com/
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 01:41 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 01:41 PM (dNrqX)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (1IJnB)
Mine actually work quite well.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
I like mine.
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (AwYPR)
**********
I own 3.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2022 01:41 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 01:41 PM (yQpMk)
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close to saying sorry and asking about the bike.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 31, 2022 01:37 PM (3OJMs)
I think it actually exists, it's an Arch (cofounder has a leading role in the game, if you're not familiar). The exact model might not.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2022 01:41 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Bane at March 31, 2022 01:41 PM (sC2bQ)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 31, 2022 01:35 PM (eGTCV)
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The graphene oxide particles injected via the jabs will provide a backdoor once 5G is fully operational.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 31, 2022 01:41 PM (soOQJ)
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Dang, have they trademarked that yet, because that sounds like a lot like one that we were gonna use here to describe our new hands and lips-on approach to kiddies!
Posted by: Disney at March 31, 2022 01:41 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 01:40 PM (qnVBz)
The grimey sweat is part of the kink.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 31, 2022 01:41 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Y5 at March 31, 2022 01:41 PM (yzUsu)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (AiZBA)
Only when the bullet hits the bone.
Posted by: dantesed at March 31, 2022 01:41 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2022 01:41 PM (lgeFv)
On The M855A1
https://tinyurl.com/2p95ds6x
TL;DR - M855A1 is an expensive, problematic proposition, and one is better off sticking with M855 with the regular green tip SS109 non-"green" projectile.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:41 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 31, 2022 01:42 PM (1IJnB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 01:42 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 01:38 PM (5pTK/)
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I quit wearing them while running years ago when I was stationed in Arizona. Couldn't hear the damned rattle sneks.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 01:42 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 31, 2022 01:42 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 31, 2022 01:42 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 01:42 PM (dNrqX)
Please...be retrieving what you call your "shine box" while the Paolo has the little...visit...with your mother.
Posted by: Paolo at March 31, 2022 01:42 PM (RkC6l)
___________
Magnets protect against Covid all by themselves!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:42 PM (azMeO)
Posted by: Daft Punk at March 31, 2022 01:42 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 31, 2022 01:42 PM (IpBTz)
Posted by: hogmartin
*
I'm not, although I think I'm cyberpunk curious now that it seems like a lot of the bugs have been worked out.
I played Mad Max and will admit that I had a blast.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 31, 2022 01:42 PM (3OJMs)
Posted by: Dyson at March 31, 2022 01:43 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (3OJMs)
For mouth breathers only.
Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2022 01:43 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 01:43 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 01:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2022 01:41 PM (0h2LU)
We all just exist in the Matrix.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 31, 2022 01:43 PM (Wbg4x)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 31, 2022 01:43 PM (qbrus)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 01:43 PM (dNrqX)
You tap it hard.
This is, how you say, a secret of my success.
Posted by: Paolo at March 31, 2022 01:43 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 31, 2022 01:30 PM (1IJnB)
Mine actually work quite well.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
I like mine.
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (AwYPR)
***
Ditto. Vacuuming is my chore in the Case de Diogenes. My Tyson is the best!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 01:43 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 01:43 PM (ptqGC)
Dyson zone might help allergy sufferers
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (EGSGm)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (BFigT)
I lost a side mission because I encountered a dude with an exploding crotch and he wouldn't get on my bike.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa
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At the Galleria?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 31, 2022 01:42 PM (IpBTz)
Gotham is yours...
Posted by: Bane, whose brain is being deprived of oxygen at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (ptqGC)
Don't hear a lot of woke out of Oreck, but they are a buy once, cry once proposition.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 01:38 PM (5pTK/)
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Darwin nods.
Darwin cheers enthusiastically at people who wear headphones while walking down shiny railroad tracks at night. Something happens here fairly regularly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (azMeO)
Posted by: Y5 at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (yzUsu)
Posted by: Bane at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (yQpMk)
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Probably about as often as they launder those cloth face masks -- once or twice a year.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 01:43 PM (ptqGC)
He's a herm.
His favorite game is "Hide and Go Fuck Yourself."
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (U0dcZ)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (+ftau)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 01:43 PM (axyOa)
Thucktion is key...
Posted by: Mike Tyson at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 31, 2022 01:41 PM (soOQJ)
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You may be on to something. Doctor Who used "ear pods" that were configured to mind-control humans into willingly being converted into cybermen. This could just be one step along that path...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (dNrqX)
Only drawback is it's a single use product.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2022
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Don't tell them that. Just have your ad copy state, "You'll never need another piece of protection equipment!"
Posted by: Leprosy & Syphilis, Inc. at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 01:43 PM (ptqGC)
Is that like pan pizza because that stuff sucks....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 01:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 01:39 PM (ptqGC)
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I don't blame them for this. It's a business opportunity, and they're fleecing neurotic liberals. God love 'em, I say.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:45 PM (azMeO)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2022 01:45 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 01:43 PM (axyOa)
Thucktion is key...
Posted by: Mike Tyson at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (BgMrQ)
This right here is why this place wins the internet.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 31, 2022 01:36 PM (3OJMs)
For mouth breathers only.
Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2022 01:43 PM (AmoqO)
Hah! Dyson knows their market.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:45 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 01:31 PM (W2Pud)
Do I really want to know what a PEG tube is?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 01:45 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Mike Tyson at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (BgMrQ)
You cracked me up Mike.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 31, 2022 01:45 PM (qbrus)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 01:43 PM (ptqGC)
Is that like pan pizza because that stuff sucks....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (J8ILO)
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Brb from previous thread....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 01:45 PM (ptqGC)
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Does it spew out a bunch of gibberish words afterwards?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 31, 2022 01:46 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 01:46 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: JT at March 31, 2022 01:46 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 31, 2022 01:42 PM (3OJMs)
I haven't really encountered any bugs, but I didn't start trying to play it until around a year ago. It's good, give it a shot.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2022 01:46 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: JT at March 31, 2022 01:46 PM (arJlL)
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This is the disturbing part. How difficult was it to slap a mask onto a pair of headphones?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:46 PM (azMeO)
yeah, but most of them are in China and India.
And indoor air is generally much more polluted than outdoor air, even in relatively clean air locations.
plus, I'd bet WHO is counting CO2 as a pollutant.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2022 01:46 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Y5 at March 31, 2022 01:46 PM (yzUsu)
Does it spew out a bunch of gibberish words afterwards?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 31, 2022 01:46 PM (k4dH2)
And jizz.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)
This bill, by the sponsors own admission is intended to prevent Trump backed Morgan Ortagus from being able to contend for an open congressional seat.
The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2022 01:46 PM (+WbqE)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 01:31 PM (W2Pud)
Do I really want to know what a PEG tube is?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 01:45 PM (2JVJo)
I am guessing by context it is a feeding tube.
Posted by: Bane, whose brain is being deprived of oxygen at March 31, 2022 01:46 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Mike Tyson at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (BgMrQ)
Don't you mean Mike Tython???
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 31, 2022 01:47 PM (wtvvX)
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Doesn't work unless you position it for success, though.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 01:47 PM (+ftau)
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Does it spew out a bunch of gibberish words afterwards?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 31, 2022 01:46 PM (k4dH2)
You have to bend it over to get anything useful out of it.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:47 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 31, 2022 01:47 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2022 01:47 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2022 01:47 PM (dNqv+)
What is hobo fights
Posted by: Y5 at March 31, 2022 01:47 PM (yzUsu)
Percutaneous endoscopic gastrotomy tube. Hope that helps!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 01:48 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 31, 2022 01:41 PM (soOQJ)
OK, I swear to you that me and Heidi ran into a gal on a hike who said the same thing, seriously.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 31, 2022 01:48 PM (qbrus)
Be better, Dyson.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 01:48 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:46 PM (azMeO)
Gimme a dozen research teams across the globe with lavish funding, and I'll get right on answering that question for you.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 01:48 PM (6FeV1)
Yeah I don't know as they're woke so much as they see a market opportunity and they're taking advantage of fools with too much money.
I mean, if it gave better coverage, this would be kind of useful working in the shop. But you know they charge like $750 for it or more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 01:48 PM (KZzsI)
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This is the disturbing part. How difficult was it to slap a mask onto a pair of headphones?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:46 PM (azMeO)
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And here's the funny part: this monstrosity is not patentable, because it is drawn to an aggregation of parts, each performing the function for which it is already known. It's like slapping a pencil sharpener on a washing machine; what do you get? A way to sharpen pencils and wash clothes. Which is what you started out with.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:48 PM (azMeO)
Posted by: flounder
The Miele we have is the same deal - $$$ but a fantastic vacuum.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 01:48 PM (bNcG+)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 31, 2022 01:48 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 01:43 PM (dNrqX)
I wondered if the Rainbow vacuum cleaner was still around. And it is.
https://tinyurl.com/2p927jwc
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 01:48 PM (2JVJo)
https://nitter.net/neil_dorin/status/
1508100960198881283
BTW, he's an engineer not an MD [or related] "doctor".
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 31, 2022 01:48 PM (UHVv4)
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And if you pay more, you'll get the filter that *isn't* full of concentrated Chinese pathogens.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 01:49 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 31, 2022 01:49 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 01:49 PM (Ez6QX)
The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.
Posted by: T
So is Morgan Ortagus
Posted by: Y5 at March 31, 2022 01:49 PM (yzUsu)
Does it spew out a bunch of gibberish words afterwards?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 31, 2022 01:46 PM (k4dH2)
And jizz.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Just don't get none on the sofa, sofaaaa...
Posted by: Frank Zappa at March 31, 2022 01:49 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Mike Tyson at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (BgMrQ)
This right here is why this place wins the internet.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)
219 Thucktion is key...
Posted by: Mike Tyson at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (BgMrQ)
You cracked me up Mike.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 31, 2022 01:45 PM (qbrus)
I have a whole new respect for joke writers. My hit rate is really low. Think what a writer for Carson had to be able to put out every damn night...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 31, 2022 01:49 PM (BgMrQ)
@Clayton1986 They | Them | Vaccinated | Proud Pan Sexual
Manhattan, NY
"Wow, thank you Mr. President my 5 year old transgender daughter will love this."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 01:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 01:48 PM (6FeV1)
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I'm available! Not cheap, but available!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:49 PM (azMeO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 01:48 PM (qnVBz)
Or, as Stacey Abrams calls it, "a cakehole"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 01:49 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 01:49 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 31, 2022 01:50 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Scott_T at March 31, 2022 01:50 PM (2waQ7)
Posted by: FrozenTech at March 31, 2022 01:50 PM (ESZMY)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
That was the easy part. The rectal sphincter volume and fan speed control was he hard part.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 01:50 PM (qnVBz)
https://nitter.net/neil_dorin/status/
1508100960198881283
BTW, he's an engineer not an MD [or related] "doctor".
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 31, 2022 01:48 PM (UHVv4)
SELFISH FUCKER!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 01:31 PM (W2Pud)
Do they have a pizza slurry for the PEG?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 31, 2022 01:51 PM (qbrus)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 31, 2022 01:50 PM (eGTCV)
I prefer the plastic bag with the zip tie option for him
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2022 01:51 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 31, 2022 01:51 PM (fWTJL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 31, 2022 01:47 PM (XvPQV)
No...
Wow, that surprises me greatly.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 31, 2022 01:51 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: FrozenTech at March 31, 2022 01:50 PM (ESZMY)
I imagine there is a positive pressure zone right at your face, which would work, as long as there is no wind and you don't move.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 01:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 31, 2022 01:51 PM (vkoUG)
I want a fully operational Apollo Moon EVA suit. Oh and a honest to gosh fully operational plasma rifle.
(makes Tim "Tool Man" Allen sounds)
Posted by: Archer at March 31, 2022 01:51 PM (gmo/4)
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It may be reasonable to assume that progressives are actually leaving conservative states while conservatives move in.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 01:51 PM (LvTSG)
9 in 10 people globally breathe air that exceeds WHO guideline pollutant limits
More like 10 in 10. CO2 is a pollutant, y'know.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2022 01:51 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: dantesed at March 31, 2022 01:51 PM (88xKn)
I have a whole new respect for joke writers. My hit rate is really low. Think what a writer for Carson had to be able to put out every damn night...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 31, 2022 01:49 PM (BgMrQ)
Agreed.
I make people laugh on here maybe once a year.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)
A word, please. I am disappointed in your coronal mass ejection.
Be better, Cannibal Bob.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:52 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Daft Punk at March 31, 2022 01:52 PM (zwDuR)
Watching how jokes build and work off each other in here shows how a writer's room works. They come up with ideas, riff off each other, are inspired by the things that come up, etc. If you have a lot of talent like the early Simpsons teams you can see some really great stuff come out.
If I had a lot of money and time I'd do a weekly animated thing based on what commenters come up with here, the puns and limericks and jokes and free form nonsense. I think it would do well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 01:52 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 01:52 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: jeannebodine at March 31, 2022 01:52 PM (QWHnR)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 31, 2022 01:52 PM (1IJnB)
https://is.gd/tdQ32F
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 01:52 PM (DU+/6)
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This is the disturbing part. How difficult was it to slap a mask onto a pair of headphones?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at
It's not believable. Unless they mean that all the research and every prototype for any product they have ever done contributed to the product however indirectly.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 31, 2022 01:52 PM (wpxAI)
something to do with a cast iron skillet
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 01:52 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: Scott_T at March 31, 2022 01:50 PM (2waQ7)
"TK-421, why aren't you at your post??!"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 31, 2022 01:52 PM (dfRN6)
lol altho who wouldn't want one for their wife/girlfriend! it includes a silencer!
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 31, 2022 01:52 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 31, 2022 01:53 PM (ynRNo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 01:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 01:52 PM (2JVJo)
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*Chuck Norris thumbs up*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 01:53 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)
You mean laugh with you, right?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 01:53 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bete at March 31, 2022 01:53 PM (8E+wy)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 01:43 PM (axyOa)
Thucktion is key...
Posted by: Mike Tyson at March 31, 2022 01:44 PM (BgMrQ)
***
Its so good I need a cigarette after doing the carpets.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 01:53 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Infidel at March 31, 2022 01:53 PM (ou23q)
@POTUS - 45m
To everyone celebrating Transgender Day of Visibility, I want you to know that your President sees you. @FLOTUS, @VP, @SecondGentleman, and my entire Administration see you for who you are -- made in the image of God and deserving of dignity, respect, and support.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 01:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 01:53 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Beelzebubba at March 31, 2022 01:53 PM (K58O6)
Posted by: jeannebodine
Wow! A device that pricey will curl your hair!!
Wait a minute. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 01:53 PM (bNcG+)
FACT CHECK : TRUE - Mexicans make good house cleaners.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 01:53 PM (+ftau)
https://is.gd/tdQ32F
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 01:52 PM (DU+/6)
Did that heart thing get glued to her chest?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 31, 2022 01:53 PM (eGTCV)
something to do with a cast iron skillet
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 01:52 PM (9v1sv)
Here and all this time I thought it was having sex with Rachel Corrie.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)
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Doesn't work unless you position it for success, though.
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Sucking is a very important thing and we know this because it is important to know how to suck and I encourage people to learn how to suck because it's important which is obvious because that's what it is, and stuff.
Posted by: VP Kamaltoe Harris at March 31, 2022 01:54 PM (k4dH2)
Congo rats!
Having read both his previous book and an early beta of this one, I recommend them both highly. Pick up a copy when its on the shelf, I will be!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 01:54 PM (KZzsI)
@POTUS - 45m
To everyone celebrating Transgender Day of Visibility, I want you to know that your President sees you. @FLOTUS, @VP, @SecondGentleman, and my entire Administration see you for who you are -- made in the image of God and deserving of dignity, respect, and support.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 01:53 PM (ptqGC)
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"Please vote Democrat in November. No one else will by this point."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 01:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 01:49 PM (Ez6QX)
Roombas rule.
Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2022 01:54 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: jeannebodine at March 31, 2022 01:52 PM (QWHnR)
My hair is already straight. How much is a curling iron?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 01:54 PM (Ez6QX)
>>So is Morgan Ortagus
That may or may not be true but the fact that the GOP is passing legislation to specifically prevent a Trump aligned candidate, whatever you think of her, is a dogshit GOPe move.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2022 01:54 PM (+WbqE)
https://is.gd/tdQ32F
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 01:52 PM (DU+/6)
My librarians never looked like that.....
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 01:53 PM (ptqGC)
I must have missed the transsexual ' part in the Bible
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2022 01:54 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 31, 2022 01:54 PM (TRXcW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 01:53 PM (ptqGC)
Really shouldn't be using the phrase "made in the image of God" , here, should he?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 01:54 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 31, 2022 01:54 PM (QRdjz)
To everyone celebrating Transgender Day of Visibility, I want you to know that your President sees you. @FLOTUS, @VP, @SecondGentleman, and my entire Administration see you for who you are -- made in the image of God and deserving of dignity, respect, and support.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 01:53 PM (ptqGC)
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Not to put too fine a point on it, but isn't the very nature of the "trans" assumption - that you were born into the wrong body - repudiate your vessel and thus G-d's design for it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 01:55 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 01:50 PM (qnVBz)
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I just invented the butt plug whistle. You can crop dust on a plane, and have musical accompaniment while doing it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:55 PM (azMeO)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 31, 2022 01:55 PM (fWTJL)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2022 01:55 PM (K5n5d)
https://is.gd/tdQ32F
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 01:52 PM (DU+/6)
Yeahhh...no. There's just something about her that doesn't appeal to me. Can't describe it - it's just visceral.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 01:55 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 31, 2022 01:49 PM (BgMrQ)
Agreed.
I make people laugh on here maybe once a year.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)
It is not just the joke. Carson was a master of delivery. This is but one problem with modern comics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2022 01:55 PM (dNqv+)
He's already identified the two major problems: "Putin's Price Hike" and greedy corporations artificially jacking up prices. He just said there are plenty of drilling permits available, it's just those darned greedy companies don't want to pump more oil/free money? Brilliant.
Posted by: Brain-dead Dem Voters at March 31, 2022 01:55 PM (KFGcC)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 31, 2022 01:55 PM (TRXcW)
_______________
Hell, I see them for what they are.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:55 PM (azMeO)
Be better, Cannibal Bob.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:52 PM (SH2Zi)
Ok flounder, coronal mass ejection aside lol, when I go to Mass on Sunday i used ask to be a better husband, person, etc. Now i ask not to swear at someone before leaving the church parking lot.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 31, 2022 01:55 PM (qbrus)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 31, 2022 01:54 PM (TRXcW)
It's an Everlast!
Posted by: Gal from RH:MIT at March 31, 2022 01:55 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 01:53 PM (LvTSG)
Many thanks, TJM. I need a proof copy because I think the formatting is all wrong and I need to fix what I can before sending it out to the world.
BTW, I sent you an e-mail the other day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 01:56 PM (2JVJo)
Emergency hand crank
Posted by: Y5 at March 31, 2022 01:56 PM (yzUsu)
Posted by: dantesed at March 31, 2022 01:51 PM (88xKn)
!
FFFFUUUUTTTTUUUUURRRREEEE
Posted by: Squidward at March 31, 2022 01:56 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2022 01:56 PM (lgeFv)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 01:45 PM
It should really be called a MARCY tube.
Posted by: Al Bundy at March 31, 2022 01:56 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)
It is not just the joke. Carson was a master of delivery. This is but one problem with modern comics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2022 01:55 PM (dNqv+)
It's the one problem with modern comics?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2022 01:56 PM (ynRNo)
Really. Because.
She looks llike her vagina smells like frshly baked Sugar Cookies, to me.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 01:56 PM (+ftau)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: jeannebodine at March 31, 2022 01:56 PM (QWHnR)
BTW, I sent you an e-mail the other day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 01:56 PM (2JVJo)
========
The proof is always important to get. Pay attention to page numbers in particular.
I'm bad at responding to emails, sorry. I was happy to help. I just hope I did.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 01:56 PM (LvTSG)
To everyone celebrating Transgender Day of Visibility, I want you to know that your President sees you. @FLOTUS, @VP, @SecondGentleman, and my entire Administration see you for who you are -- made in the image of God and deserving of dignity, respect, and support.
___________
Wait . . . God is a tranny?
Well that explains a lot!
Posted by: VP Kamaltoe Harris at March 31, 2022 01:56 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 01:57 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 31, 2022 01:55 PM (TRXcW)
Ha! Mine is Barry, after the cyborg nemesis on Archer.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 01:57 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 01:57 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 31, 2022 01:54 PM (QRdjz)
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Think this through. Unless they have the Kamala Sutra model with a ... uh ... suitably-sized hole in the mask.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:57 PM (azMeO)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2022 01:55 PM (K5n5d)
Like the guy stuck on an escalator. "I can't breath!"
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:57 PM (SH2Zi)
Therefore I am signing the Gay For Pay executive order paying The LGBTQXYZFU Comunititty support!
Posted by: Slow Joe at March 31, 2022 01:57 PM (c8x1g)
@NiallStanage
White House keeping up pressure on oil companies as it announces a big release from strategic reserve.
"These companies need to be stepping up, given the moment that we're in,"* a senior administration official tells media just now.
"There is nothing standing in their way."
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Nothing except economic reality.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 31, 2022 01:57 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Roy at March 31, 2022 01:57 PM (Ti+Tv)
To everyone celebrating Transgender Day of Visibility, I want you to know that your President sees you. @FLOTUS, @VP, @SecondGentleman, and my entire Administration see you for who you are -- made in the image of God and deserving of dignity, respect, and support.
I'll believe he's sincere when he sexually assaults a tranny.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 31, 2022 01:57 PM (eGTCV)
Few evils are worse than progressive "churches" who worship the leftist ideology and pretend to use the Bible and Jesus in the process.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 01:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2022 01:57 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 31, 2022 01:57 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 01:57 PM (2JVJo)
___________
Yeah. You'd think he'd be a pile of smoldering cinders right now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:58 PM (azMeO)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 31, 2022 01:58 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)
They are invisible the other 364 days.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:58 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Brain-dead Dem Voters
--
So, Russia AND the Kulaks!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2022 01:58 PM (EGSGm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2022 01:55 PM (dNqv+)
Notice I went with The Master, and not today's pale imitations.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 31, 2022 01:58 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: jeannebodine at March 31, 2022 01:52 PM (QWHnR)
My hair is already straight. How much is a curling iron?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 01:54 PM (Ez6QX)
$600.00
Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2022 01:58 PM (AmoqO)
I'm wondering how long it'll take until they check the release branch to see if the code's in there.
So far they're both pointing to JIRA and quoting memory.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2022 01:58 PM (8/9Tc)
Posted by: Mean Tweets at March 31, 2022 01:58 PM (VESYv)
Posted by: Infidel at March 31, 2022 01:58 PM (ou23q)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2022 01:58 PM (EGSGm)
========
Just wait until you meet a Russian kulak.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 01:58 PM (LvTSG)
I'll believe he's sincere when he sexually assaults a tranny.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 31, 2022 01:57 PM (eGTCV)
___________
He could sniff Maxine Waters's hair, once she FedExes it over to him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:58 PM (azMeO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:58 PM (azMeO)
He probably is too ashamed to admit he created Us at all
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2022 01:58 PM (J8ILO)
___________
Oh come on now.
Everybody knows that if there is one thing we are in desperate need of in this society, it's more attention to trannies!
Talk about an under-served demographic!
Posted by: VP Kamaltoe Harris at March 31, 2022 01:59 PM (k4dH2)
The ones with curly hair want something to straighten hair.
The ones with straight hair want something to curl hair.
Mysteries of the Universe.
Posted by: Archer at March 31, 2022 01:59 PM (gmo/4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgmDOBSrlm4
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 01:59 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)
You wear Saran Wrap on your privates.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 31, 2022 01:59 PM (qbrus)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 01:59 PM (KZzsI)
Transgender Day of Visibility
brb: Gotta go to the card shop and hope they still have something appropriate on the shelf.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 31, 2022 01:59 PM (dQvv7)
Working on a solar solution with---> Starlink.
Posted by: Musk at March 31, 2022 01:59 PM (1IJnB)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 01:55 PM (2JVJo)
It's the kat timpf glasses.
It signals that you'll be so crushingly bored out of your skull on the first date that you wouldn't even bother asking her back to your place for coffee.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 01:59 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Mean Tweets at March 31, 2022 01:58 PM (VESYv)
Is it a day that ends in Y ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2022 01:59 PM (J8ILO)
Also PSA PSA. These people I swear. They have a PA10 (their brand AR10) for sale today $819.
Posted by: blaster at March 31, 2022 01:59 PM (9otr5)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:58 PM (SH2Zi)
___________
But unfortunately, not silent.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:59 PM (azMeO)
Posted by: larryw208 at March 31, 2022 01:59 PM (N6Ddf)
Posted by: Roy at March 31, 2022 01:57 PM (Ti+Tv)
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Ah, like in The Running Man where convicts wore explosive collars to keep them from escaping...Well, we're already heading down that road, so why not?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2022 01:59 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Mean Tweets at March 31, 2022 02:00 PM (VESYv)
God made you, then you decided God was wrong.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 02:00 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)
They are invisible the other 364 days.
__________
If only.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 31, 2022 02:00 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 01:56 PM (+ftau)
Ha! That reminds me of - I think - Christopher Plummer's comment about Julie Andrews that when she goes to the bathroom she pisses rose petals.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 02:00 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 31, 2022 02:00 PM (jTmQV)
Tose aren't the same glasses. Kat's glasses are the Milo Goes to College type.
These are the Old Lady Frames.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 02:00 PM (+ftau)
She is really cute and I love glasses on girls, but I can feel myself going broke just looking at her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 02:00 PM (KZzsI)
Everybody knows that if there is one thing we are in desperate need of in this society, it's more attention to trannies!
Talk about an under-served demographic!
Posted by: VP Kamaltoe Harris
-----------------------
That's right.
All you trannies go visit Kamalala, she will straighten you out.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 02:00 PM (9v1sv)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgmDOBSrlm4
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 01:59 PM (9v1sv)
++++
She's got a gimmick, that's for sure!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 02:01 PM (DU+/6)
MADE IN THE IMAGE OF GOD? That is going to leave a mark on ol' Brandon.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 31, 2022 02:01 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 01:49 PM (Ez6QX)
I can totally buy you as a Roomba Girl. Can it caddy your glass over to you?
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 02:01 PM (dNrqX)
Posted by: Hannity at March 31, 2022 02:01 PM (1IJnB)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2022 01:58 PM (J8ILO)
____________
"Hey, even I foul off a pitch now and then!" - God
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 02:01 PM (azMeO)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:58 PM (SH2Zi)
It's invisible MA'AM!!!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 02:01 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Gal from RH:MIT at March 31, 2022 02:01 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 31, 2022 02:01 PM (SH0u8)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 31, 2022 02:01 PM (sI15f)
They're unreal.
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 02:01 PM (dNrqX)
MADE IN THE IMAGE OF GOD? That is going to leave a mark on ol' Brandon.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 31, 2022 02:01 PM (sI15f)
You mean blasphemy isn't a vote getter?
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)
_____________
This is the disturbing part. How difficult was it to slap a mask onto a pair of headphones?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:46 PM (azMeO)
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Well, there was a team that spent a year trying to get the mask to fit across the back of the neck...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2022 02:02 PM (T8gyh)
Those aren't smart girl glasses, they are cute girl glasses (probably cheaters for the photoshoot). She wouldn't be boringly intellectual, she'd be ordering the wagyu steak and lobster and champagne off the menu and flirting with all the other guys in the room.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 02:02 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 02:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 01:57 PM (Ez6QX)
Barry! I hate that robot.
Posted by: Archer at March 31, 2022 02:02 PM (gmo/4)
https://tinyurl.com/9mjx3kfc
Posted by: Gal from RH:MIT at March 31, 2022 02:01 PM (dNqv+)
++++
Busty. Too bad about not seeing her face, though. She tries to compensate with flirty eyes, but it can only do so much.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 02:02 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 31, 2022 02:02 PM (FVME7)
US Air Force
@usairforce
Today is #TransDayofVisibility--Check out @UnderSecAF Jones talk with Lt. Col. Bree Fram, highest-ranking openly transgender @DeptofDefense officer, about her role as the Deputy Chief of Acquisitions Policies and Process Division for the
@SpaceForceDoD
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2022 02:02 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Joey Puddinbrains Biden at March 31, 2022 02:02 PM (lgeFv)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 02:01 PM (dNrqX)
That model was a bit too expensive.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 02:02 PM (Ez6QX)
https://tinyurl.com/9mjx3kfc
Posted by: Gal from RH:MIT at March 31, 2022 02:01 PM (dNqv+)
If I'm masked, how does she know if I'm smiling or not?
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Be better, Cannibal Bob.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 01:52 PM
But his bass ukulele solos are LIT!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2022 02:03 PM (a3Q+t)
https://tinyurl.com/9mjx3kfc
Posted by: Gal from RH:MIT at March 31, 2022 02:01 PM (dNqv+)
That reminds me, I need to renew my subscription to American Breast Enthusiast magazine.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 02:03 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 02:01 PM (dNrqX)
Somebody say Roomba Girl...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeC18hlX1p4
Posted by: Nicolette Larson at March 31, 2022 02:03 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: flounder
The Miele we have is the same deal - $$$ but a fantastic vacuum.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022
Our Oreck is still going strong after 25+ years
Posted by: Beartooth at March 31, 2022 02:03 PM (+3ARs)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 02:03 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 02:00 PM (KZzsI)
lol
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 02:03 PM (SH2Zi)
U.S. adopting "X" gender option on passport applications to mark Transgender Day of Visibility.
I don't know about visibility but I wished they'd just STFU.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 31, 2022 02:03 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 31, 2022 01:32 PM (eGTCV)
A good marker for people wealthy enough to rob or kidnap.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 02:03 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 31,
Ours is Consuela. We have Bridgett in the basement.
Posted by: MkY at March 31, 2022 02:03 PM (Mn0fF)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2022 02:04 PM (p6Md5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 02:00 PM (KZzsI)
lol
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 02:03 PM (SH2Zi)
I second that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 31, 2022 02:04 PM (qbrus)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 02:04 PM (dNrqX)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 31, 2022 02:04 PM (SWi3y)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 01:57 PM (2JVJo)
It's coming. Keep watching.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 31, 2022 02:04 PM (sI15f)
They reject original sin, morality, and God as authority over right and wrong. They reject a lot of what Jesus taught in the Bible. They reject right and wrong. Its all empathy, tolerance, acceptance, and diversity in their minds, never forgiveness, sin, and worship of God.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 02:04 PM (KZzsI)
@SpaceForceDoD
----
I fell asleep just reading her title...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2022 02:04 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Y5 at March 31, 2022 02:04 PM (yzUsu)
Nice to be here. Just resting up after three long hours trying to format my book cover and content. I'm very bad at techno stuff.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 02:04 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 02:04 PM (RHGPo)
https://bit.ly/3LsCMxJ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 31, 2022 02:02 PM (FVME7)
He needs reparations for the slavery that made him do that.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 31,
Ours is Consuela. We have Bridgett in the basement.
Posted by: MkY at March 31, 2022 02:03 PM (Mn0fF)
Ours is Rosario.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 31, 2022 02:05 PM (qbrus)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 02:05 PM (+ftau)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2022 02:05 PM (63Dwl)
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Let the peasants heat cake.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 31, 2022 02:05 PM (FVME7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeC18hlX1p4
Posted by: Nicolette Larson at March 31, 2022 02:03 PM (BgMrQ)
++++
Hadn't heard her before. I dig it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 02:05 PM (DU+/6)
My Ultraman Pinball Machine is almost ready. Pretty excited to get that thing.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 02:05 PM (+ftau)
https://bit.ly/3LsCMxJ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 31, 2022 02:02 PM (FVME7)
________________
Monoamine oxidase 2R strikes again.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 02:06 PM (azMeO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 01:48 PM (azMeO)
Only on the spin cycle though.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2022 02:06 PM (U0dcZ)
@SpaceForceDoD
----
I fell asleep just reading her title...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2022 02:04 PM (K5n5d)
Nuke the Pentagon from orbit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 02:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Zombie Andy Warhol at March 31, 2022 02:06 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Archer at March 31, 2022 02:02 PM (gmo/4)
He's a cyborg son of a bitch. And he stole your fiancee.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 02:06 PM (Ez6QX)
Usually white people and on the younger side.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 31, 2022 02:06 PM (FoVnC)
How the mighty have fallen.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 31, 2022 02:06 PM (Xrfse)
Dyson makes you look like COBRA!
or even better
Dyson makes you look like Loki arrested for his crimes!
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2022 02:06 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 02:06 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2022 02:05 PM (63Dwl)
Where's an aneurysm when you need one?
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)
_____________
Dumb ass, we're just buying the difference overseas. You think you're fighting global warming? If so, you're even dumber than I thought.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 02:07 PM (azMeO)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 02:02 PM (DU+/6)
You know, but it gets me to thinking. I wonder if part of the mask fetish is because it is not unlike how it has been observed that a woman clothed can be far sexier than the same woman completely naked. It is the mystery that adds a certain spice.
But for myself, I much prefer to be able to see a gal's face. I want that wicked grin. That half smile. Damn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2022 02:07 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Cultural Spitballer at March 31, 2022 02:07 PM (SmFPm)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 01:28 PM (Ez6QX)
No, you're racist for noticing her race.
And I'm sexist for noticing that she's a she.
Posted by: a.moron at March 31, 2022 02:07 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 02:05 PM (+ftau)
Pics please. My son will think this is the coolest thing ever invented.
Posted by: Wally at March 31, 2022 02:07 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2022 01:58 PM (J8ILO)
---------------
Someone said, last night, - Now, I can understand why God told the Jews to kill all the Canaanites.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 02:07 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: MkY at March 31, 2022 02:03 PM (Mn0fF)
I wanted to keep a Bridgett in our basement but Heidi let her out.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 31, 2022 02:07 PM (qbrus)
Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2022 02:07 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 02:04 PM (2JVJo)
Step one: rename your book C:\
Step two: open a command prompt
Step three: type "format C:\"
Step four: hit "enter" (just kidding, don't do it)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 02:08 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 02:00 PM (KZzsI
LOL. This. Her boyfriend probably takes her to parties hoping someone will steal her away from him.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2022 02:08 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Wear tighter pants...
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 02:08 PM (KywlU)
https://is.gd/tdQ32F
Zoom in on the glasses. She cropped the picture.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 02:08 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Archer at March 31, 2022 02:08 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31
Speak for yourself
Posted by: Y5 at March 31, 2022 02:08 PM (yzUsu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 02:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 02:08 PM (azMeO)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 02:08 PM (dNrqX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022
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More and more this sounds like the wirehead phenomenon in Larry Niven's Known Space stories. People have an operation to put a plug in their heads, then connect their "droud" to the wall and to the pleasure center in the brain. They starve to death because they're enjoying the continuous orgasms.
Posted by: Leprosy & Syphilis, Inc. at March 31, 2022 02:08 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 31, 2022 02:08 PM (OZGC7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 02:09 PM (ptqGC)
Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. By the way, my name's Eric Stratton. They call me Otter.
Marion Wormer: My name's Marion. They call me Mrs. Wormer.
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
Marion Wormer: What a coincidence. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 02:09 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2022 02:07 PM (dNqv+)
Muslims are some spicy mf'ers...
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 02:09 PM (KywlU)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 02:09 PM (+ftau)
Posted by: a.moron
How do you know it's gender? Not even science has found a way!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 02:09 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 02:08 PM (KywlU)
Now thats funny.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 31, 2022 02:09 PM (qbrus)
How do they fucking work?
Ozoneators would work better for air purification and have a funner failure mode.
Posted by: DaveA at March 31, 2022 02:10 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: The Cat at March 31, 2022 02:10 PM (RkC6l)
Possibly a built-in passport so that the nobility knows that you've been properly dosed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 31, 2022 02:10 PM (T7iTv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 02:05 PM (DU+/6)
She was a real cutie. Died tragically young.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 02:10 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 01:57 PM
"The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. And evil soul producing holy witness is like a villain with a smiling cheek, a goodly apple rotten at the heart." (Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 31, 2022 02:10 PM (/+bwe)
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Dumb ass, we're just buying the difference overseas. You think you're fighting global warming? If so, you're even dumber than I thought.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 02:07 PM (azMeO)
PetroDollar must be protected at all costs, its what lets her IV her vodka while she ham presses the money printers...
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 02:10 PM (KywlU)
Posted by: Aet
In fairness, the first time you run across a woman with som used junk, it is easier to see how that is
Posted by: Y5 at March 31, 2022 02:11 PM (yzUsu)
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Leave Trigglypuff out of this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 02:11 PM (azMeO)
https://tinyurl.com/3wk6yzc2
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 02:08 PM (LvTSG)
Children of the Corn eyes.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
You mean pressure, like the number of federal leases going from 295 in 2022 to 28 in 2023?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2022 02:11 PM (5kI0z)
Figgered she survived a kidnapping attempt, might have PTSD, and so she got retire to the basement, where she only works once a week.
Posted by: MkY at March 31, 2022 02:11 PM (aENAX)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2022 02:12 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 31, 2022 01:34 PM (PJJKA)
. . . except for the brain-eating amoebas from the tap water you didn't bother boiling before using in the Navage.
Posted by: a.moron at March 31, 2022 02:12 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 02:12 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 31, 2022 02:12 PM (c8x1g)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 02:08 PM (P3gRi)
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Bad dog.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 02:12 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 02:12 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2022 02:12 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 02:08 PM (dNrqX)
Agreed, but people are whacked and I am trying to figure out the mask fetish.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2022 02:12 PM (dNqv+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMUA9rnzbnQ
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 02:09 PM (+ftau)
Thanks for the link! My son was calling out the kaiju faster than I was even noticing them!
Posted by: Wally at March 31, 2022 02:12 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 31, 2022 02:12 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 31, 2022 02:13 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Aggie at March 31, 2022 02:13 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: goodluckduck at March 31, 2022 02:13 PM (pCXlW)
Posted by: Marvin's Organic Headphone/Mask Cleaner at March 31, 2022 02:13 PM (VESYv)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2022 02:13 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2022 02:12 PM (J8ILO)
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I have a theory that Bill Gates is buying up grazing land as fast as he can, so he can push fake meat on us, and lower the testosterone of our young males. He's been preaching about over population...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 02:14 PM (ptqGC)
There is a Pinball Map website / app that will show you all of the places in the country where any/all pins are available for play out in public.
They are only making 500 of the UMan, but maybe one on the floor somewhere close by?
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 02:14 PM (+ftau)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, she looks best with a little tan. She is not quite Meg Foster, but the eyes can be a bit creepy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2022 02:14 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 02:14 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Y5 at March 31, 2022 02:14 PM (yzUsu)
Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2022 01:54 PM
******
I own 2 of those. Could not live without them.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2022 02:14 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Mean Tweets at March 31, 2022 02:14 PM (VESYv)
Not her best picture but still lovely. And dresses. Girls only wear dresses for pictures or special events :/ Can't wait to get home and put on pants. I'm with Matt Helm on this.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 02:14 PM (KZzsI)
Because the Davos crowd decided that being trans is the most holy state of (wo)man. Unless they vote for Trump.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2022 02:14 PM (ZGrMX)
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That's what I called ours. But I wound up returning our Roomba because I didn't like it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2022 02:14 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2022 02:12 PM (NpAcC)
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Same on Twitter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 02:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at March 31, 2022 02:15 PM (Bf8Z8)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 31, 2022 02:15 PM (fWTJL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2022 02:12 PM (dNqv+)
It's a way to control other people. And since it's weird it feels extra good to make people do it.
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 02:15 PM (dNrqX)
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And he's leading the way to low testosterone.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 02:15 PM (azMeO)
Posted by: Y5 at March 31, 2022 02:14 PM (yzUsu)
Y5 wins a point for the 'does this rag smell funny to you' reference.
Making the old, new again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2022 02:15 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 31, 2022 02:15 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 02:14 PM (ptqGC)
If we can take Putin's billions, surely we can relieve Bill of his acreage...
#mightmakesright
Posted by: Nicolette Larson at March 31, 2022 02:15 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 31, 2022 02:16 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2022 02:12 PM (J8ILO)
They're getting a lot of attention now, and there are some people who crave attention (You know, like people who post on Twitter). "All I have to do is put on a wig and say I hate all you Trumpists, and people will pay attention to me? Put that spotlight on me!"
Posted by: Wally at March 31, 2022 02:16 PM (FJYfm)
Their air quality in cities is so bad it does affect health, but that is where they must live, to rule.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2022 02:16 PM (oHd/0)
His children will inherit the land.
His children are lazy and will sell the land back to farmers because it is unclean and dirty and they need the money to fund their bad habits.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 02:16 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2022 02:11 PM (5kI0z)
The chocolate rations have been increased to 20 grams as well
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2022 02:16 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 02:15 PM (dNrqX)
That's for the actual commies, I am trying to figure out the people who go along with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2022 02:16 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2022 02:16 PM (FOJi6)
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Pretty much the reason he likes very young girls. Its makes his dick look bigger.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 31, 2022 02:16 PM (fWTJL)
Typical Democrat demonization of industry. Spend your money as I want, OR ELSE!
Posted by: Gref at March 31, 2022 02:17 PM (AMIL/)
He should really consider freezing his head, now before he gets too old to make it worthwhile.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 02:17 PM (+ftau)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 02:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Y5 at March 31, 2022 02:17 PM (yzUsu)
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There's some truth to it, I'm sure. He that owns all that grazing or farm land controls a lot. I hear the Chinese are buying up large swaths of land too.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2022 02:18 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2022 02:14 PM (ZGrMX)
If Putin were a real bad-ass, he'd hit Davos with one of those suitcase nukes the next time the WEF holds one of their shindigs there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 02:18 PM (P3gRi)
Who Knew ?
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 02:12 PM (RHGPo)
Don't worry Pfizer has a pill for that!
(seriously they are about to release it)
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 02:18 PM (KywlU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2022 02:16 PM (dNqv+)
They're scared. Of the Virus and of not belonging.
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 02:18 PM (dNrqX)
Posted by: MkY at March 31, 2022 02:11 PM (aENAX)
Thats a very touching story. Your a great American MkY.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 31, 2022 02:18 PM (qbrus)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2022 02:18 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 02:18 PM (+ftau)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 02:19 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)
@LakersAreBeta -1h
I speak for all of America when I say we're ready to be DRAFTED for WWIII if it happens!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 02:19 PM (ptqGC)
And you will eat fake meat, serf, because that's all that will be allowed on a grocery shelf.
I'm having chicken and mushrooms with rice for supper, but I could really go for a nice thick steak.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 02:19 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Y5 at March 31, 2022 02:19 PM (yzUsu)
Posted by: Gref
After they cut the federal leases by 90 percent.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2022 02:19 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 31, 2022 02:20 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 02:18 PM (P3gRi)
Why use a nuke when you have the products of the Ukrainian biolabs available? The ones Davos volk say never existed?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2022 02:20 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 02:15 PM (azMeO)
FIXED
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 02:20 PM (KywlU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 31, 2022 02:20 PM (44ww/)
It was...
#bitchtits
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 31, 2022 02:20 PM (BgMrQ)
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More Pelosi: We also can't let hyper-inflation get in the way of the Gov't spending more money.
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2022 02:20 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2022 02:20 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 02:21 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Y5 at March 31, 2022 02:19 PM (yzUsu)
I think Buffet's kids are only getting a billion each.
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 02:21 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2022 02:20 PM (BFigT)
I would raise a toast and praise The Lord.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2022 02:20 PM (BFigT)
Didn't Ted Turner buy up all of Montana?
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 31, 2022 02:22 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at March 31, 2022 02:15 PM (Bf8Z
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A Covid mask won't absorb gases; you need activated charcoal to do that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 02:22 PM (azMeO)
Posted by: Y5 at March 31, 2022 02:19 PM (yzUsu)
I think Buffet's kids are only getting a billion each.
Posted by: B
Right, not nothing but no much of the total $
Posted by: Y5 at March 31, 2022 02:22 PM (yzUsu)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2022 02:20 PM (BFigT)
It'll be one hell of a firefight with his security detail...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 31, 2022 02:22 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 02:22 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Allahdumbshit at March 31, 2022 02:22 PM (dNrqX)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 31, 2022 02:22 PM (AiZBA)
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Dunno, but he raises buffalo. Tasty, tasty buffalo.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 02:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 02:21 PM (RHGPo)
What the fuck does that even mean?
Does Ben Roethlisberger even get it?
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 02:21 PM (RHGPo)
This is getting to be like those "Mitt" posts here - I can't tell what's real and what's lampoon anymore.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 31, 2022 02:22 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 31, 2022 02:07 PM (qbrus)
Why did I suddenly hear Audrey 2, the Giant Plant, singing
Suppertiiiiiimmmmeeee....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2022 02:22 PM (oHd/0)
I don't think he is even close to being the largest landholder. I could be wrong, though.
His thing was the Corridor from Canada to Mexico.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 02:23 PM (+ftau)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2022 02:20 PM (xhaym)
You want (insert WEF Young Leader here) to bring some deadly plague back to your 'hood before he/she croaks from it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 02:23 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 02:23 PM (KZzsI)
Kamala Harris, accepting the Democratic nomination for vice president, passed on an important message about equality.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 02:23 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 02:21 PM (RHGPo)
What does that even mean?! I hate her.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 02:23 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 31, 2022 02:23 PM (PL2Az)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Didja see Vlad twisting the knife?
Russia Calls For Regime Change In America, Urges Trump Reinstated As POTUS
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 31, 2022 02:23 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 02:23 PM (KZzsI)
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And no other populist should come close to power again.
For the greater good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 02:24 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 02:23 PM (KZzsI)
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No it was disgruntled dentist. Huey got drilled.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2022 02:24 PM (T8gyh)
He should really consider freezing his head, now before he gets too old to make it worthwhile.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 02:17 PM (+ftau)
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As long as the temperature controller is running Windows Vista.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 02:24 PM (azMeO)
Posted by: Y5 at March 31, 2022 02:19 PM (yzUsu)
Since the Western Liberal Democracies have proven willing and able to seize "Oligarch" properties, what makes anyone think a Trust will be able to keep anything the government wants?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2022 02:24 PM (xhaym)
For the greater good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 02:24 PM (LvTSG)
The greater gooood.....
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 31, 2022 02:24 PM (dfRN6)
Didn't Ted Turner buy up all of Montana?
Posted by: Napoleon XIV
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Dunno, but he raises buffalo. Tasty, tasty buffalo.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Does he clean his bison with a Tyson?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2022 02:24 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 02:21 PM (RHGPo
Eeeew. Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 02:24 PM (dNrqX)
As long as the temperature controller is running Windows Vista.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 02:24 PM (azMeO)
Winblows ME.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2022 02:20 PM (xhaym)
You want (insert WEF Young Leader here) to bring some deadly plague back to your 'hood before he/she croaks from it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 02:23 PM (P3gRi)
I was right the first time...
#nukeitfromorbit
Posted by: ellen ripley at March 31, 2022 02:24 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
I lmao.
Posted by: Infidel at March 31, 2022 02:24 PM (ou23q)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 02:23 PM (KZzsI)
Nobody really knows, as a lot of the evidence from the shooting has disappeared. But the consensus is that the alleged assassin, Dr Carl Weiss, did not kill the Kingfish.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 02:25 PM (2JVJo)
Their existing stuff all deals with moving air, so this actually kind of fits for them.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2022 02:25 PM (ZGrMX)
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MT is so big that even a yuuuuuuge ranch there is a tiny spec of the state. It's not uncommon for ranches in MT or WY to be 25K acres. For someone from NY or Boston that seems like all the land in the world. For the west, it's a meh.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 02:25 PM (OalnH)
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Maybe the poor dears will fare better when Mom passing away, since she got how many billions?
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2022 02:25 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Y5 at March 31, 2022 02:25 PM (yzUsu)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 31, 2022 02:23 PM (FVME7)
SEE!!! -- MFM
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 31, 2022 02:25 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 02:22 PM (azMeO)
The Dyson mask might well have activated charcoal filters in it, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 02:25 PM (P3gRi)
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That's like saying Chesea won't get any of the $ cuz Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Global Initiative Trust.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 31, 2022 02:25 PM (fWTJL)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2022 02:24 PM (xhaym)
Exactly...
What goes around, comes around!
Posted by: ellen ripley at March 31, 2022 02:25 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 31, 2022 02:24 PM (dfRN6)
Shut it!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 02:25 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2022 02:24 PM (T8gyh)
Per a recent review of the remains, from the injuries, his security detail shot him while trying to shoot the dentist
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2022 02:25 PM (xhaym)
It wasn't actually Russia.. It was a talk show host in Russia
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2022 02:26 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: Kamala Horshack at March 31, 2022 02:26 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 31, 2022 02:24 PM (dfRN6)
Shut it!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 02:25 PM (Ez6QX)
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Narp?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 02:26 PM (LvTSG)
Russia Calls For Regime Change In America, Urges Trump Reinstated As POTUS
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 31, 2022 02:23 PM (FVME7)
that right there is some World CLASS Snark!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2022 02:26 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 31, 2022 02:24 PM (dfRN6)
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Shut it!
Posted by: Nicholas Angel at March 31, 2022 02:26 PM (T8gyh)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 02:21 PM (RHGPo)
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Strange morning ritual.
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2022 02:26 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 31, 2022 02:26 PM (2zMax)
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 02:26 PM (KywlU)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 31, 2022 02:26 PM (1IJnB)
Suppertiiiiiimmmmeeee....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2022 02:22 PM (oHd/0)
...Audrey 2. Funny stuff. Loved it. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 31, 2022 02:26 PM (qbrus)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 31, 2022 02:27 PM (eGTCV)
Even if they get 1/2 of 1% of his wealth they will never have to worry about money.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 02:27 PM (OalnH)
Per a recent review of the remains, from the injuries, his security detail shot him while trying to shoot the dentist
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2022 02:25 PM (xhaym)
Nice shootin,' Tex.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)
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More Pelosi: We also can't let hyper-inflation get in the way of the Gov't spending more money.
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2022 02:20 PM (G0vdT)
I read an article this morning that said the trillions of dollars the Democrats want to spend on solar cells and windmills will be peanuts in comparison to the moar trillions needed to build the electrical energy storage systems that will be needed to keep the US running 24/7 on only electricity. He says California is waking-up on this issue, but no one else in the US is.
Posted by: Gref at March 31, 2022 02:27 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Wicklow at March 31, 2022 02:27 PM (uH65w)
Posted by: Y5 at March 31, 2022 02:27 PM (yzUsu)
NT 3.5
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 02:26 PM (KywlU)
You might be winning this battle.
Windows 3.11 for Workgroups.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)
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Step aside, Jack Handey. It's time for Kamala Harris' "Deep Thoughts."
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2022 02:28 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Gref at March 31, 2022 02:27 PM (AMIL/)
Link to the article??? I need this laugh.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 02:28 PM (KywlU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 31, 2022 02:23 PM (FVME7)
Which puts him on-side with most of us here, eh?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 02:28 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2022 02:26 PM (J8ILO)
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Talk show hosts in Russia are like talk show hosts in America. They get daily talking points from the govt.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 02:28 PM (OalnH)
Every day, I regret with all my heart the time I spent defending that treasonous globalist shitheel.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 02:28 PM (2JVJo)
What is, will be
What will be *was*, and shall be again.
Posted by: Kamala Horshack at March 31, 2022 02:26 PM (6FeV1)
As distance increases, I really hated the BSG reboot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2022 02:28 PM (dNqv+)
That was for Adam and Eve, and while the verse is a little unclear, (because it says next, "male and female created He them") .. Truth is God is Spirit, no man hath seen God at any time. Adam and Eve were created Body (formed of the dust, male and female), Soul (male and female?) life breathed into them.
In the day you eat thereof, thou shalt surely die. They lost the spirit when they sinned (Adam sinned, not deceived). But the body soul man lived on. JC redeemed man, true Christians receive "new birth" which is spirit, Christ within.
anyway, that makes sense to me ... the "image of God" is not male or female, it was the spirit part of Adam.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2022 02:28 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 31, 2022 02:28 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 02:28 PM (KywlU)
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That's like saying Chesea won't get any of the $ cuz Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Global Initiative Trust.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 31, 2022 02:25 PM (fWTJL)
Yup. A gall we know inherited a blind trust. She does not want for anything.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 31, 2022 02:29 PM (qbrus)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 31, 2022 02:29 PM (/+bwe)
Every day, I regret with all my heart the time I spent defending that treasonous globalist shitheel.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 02:28 PM (2JVJo)
There are many of us that wear that scarlet letter.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dyson at March 31, 2022 02:29 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: Veep Thoughts with Kamala Handy at March 31, 2022 02:29 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 31, 2022 02:29 PM (qbrus)
I was born to the wrong family.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 02:29 PM (Ez6QX)
Neighbor had 60k Deeded and another 30+ locked up in lease.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2022 02:30 PM (+ftau)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 31, 2022 02:30 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2022 02:30 PM (sVtYq)
I was born to the wrong family.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 02:29 PM (Ez6QX)
Don't get me started......
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Every day, I regret with all my heart the time I spent defending that treasonous globalist shitheel.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 02:28 PM (2JVJo)
There are many of us that wear that scarlet letter.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)
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But he fought terr'rists and stuff!
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 02:30 PM (OalnH)
Every day, I regret with all my heart the time I spent defending that treasonous globalist shitheel.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Never forget, the Bush family supports planned parenthood and abortion.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 31, 2022 02:30 PM (1IJnB)
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Step aside, Jack Handey. It's time for Kamala Harris' "Deep Thoughts."
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2022 02:28 PM (sVtYq)
Sounds like she is stoned. Deep thoughts come about that way, they tell me.
Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2022 02:30 PM (AmoqO)
Russia Calls For Regime Change In America, Urges Trump Reinstated As POTUS
It wasn't actually Russia.. It was a talk show host in Russia
Posted by: It's me donna
Today is Moscow show
https://youtu.be/oHjaAu1GTZU
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2022 02:30 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 31, 2022 02:29 PM (qbrus)
I was born to the wrong family.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 31, 2022 02:29 PM (Ez6QX)
Me too. Wrong family, wrong place, wrong time.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 02:31 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 02:28 PM (OalnH)
Heh
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 02:31 PM (dNrqX)
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2022 02:31 PM (G0vdT)
I have a theory that Bill Gates is buying up grazing land as fast as he can, so he can push fake meat on us, and lower the testosterone of our young males. He's been preaching about over population...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2022 02:14 PM
I have a theory that Bill Gates may play along with AGW crowd, but he knows the truth; that the planets cycles mean that Canadian (and Russian, and Ukrainian) harvests are going to rapidly diminish over time and the heartland of the USA will be the savior of the planet from starvation.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 31, 2022 02:31 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Gref at March 31, 2022 02:27 PM (AMIL/)
Link to the article??? I need this laugh.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 02:28 PM (KywlU)
https://tinyurl.com/5fb8k375
Posted by: Gref at March 31, 2022 02:31 PM (AMIL/)
I think she's trying to say that she won't take "no" for an answer but is a fool so she wants to be clever about how she says it and ends up being nearly incomprehensible.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 02:31 PM (KZzsI)
It'd blow up trying to correct her grammar.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2022 02:31 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: micky at March 31, 2022 02:31 PM (3byMq)
Kamala Harris, accepting the Democratic nomination for vice president, passed on an important message about equality.
Posted by: SMOD
So she thinks it's like Santy Claus?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 31, 2022 02:33 PM (2zMax)
You'll settle for a decent, non-woke Star Wars prequel/sequel.
You'll get a Darth Vader headphone/covid mask.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 31, 2022 02:33 PM (7NCS/)
Posted by: Remote commentary at March 31, 2022 02:33 PM (AI/hN)
Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2022 02:30 PM (AmoqO)
Shes been stealing Joe's meds.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 31, 2022 02:33 PM (qbrus)
Well, nothing material, at least.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 02:33 PM (KZzsI)
Windows CEMENT.
Posted by: Nicholas Angel at March 31, 2022 02:33 PM (T8gyh)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 02:34 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2022 02:34 PM (T8gyh)
They crunch the Tables, Listings, Figures (TLF's) for the Medical Writers to put into the Clinical Study Report which, along with the TLF's and the Clinical Data - is submitted to the regulatory agencies for approval of a pharmaceutical product.
I work with them everyday. They're just SAS nerds.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 31, 2022 02:34 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 31, 2022 02:31 PM (dQvv7)
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Then we can REALLY sock it to 'em!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2022 02:34 PM (azMeO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2022 02:35 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 02:35 PM (2JVJo)
Some foundations are above some governments. I'd guess the trusts are similar, certain families are in the club. Those not in the club .. get clubbed by BigGov.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2022 02:36 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Wicklow
It would have to come with a DC/NYC perfume sachet and a remote button in Lindsay Graham's office to turn it on. "Govern me harder!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2022 02:36 PM (p6Md5)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 31, 2022 02:31 PM (dQvv7)
Bold move Cotton...
Not saying it won't / can't happen, but his progeny will not see or reap the benefits.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 31, 2022 02:36 PM (BgMrQ)
However the Bible does give us a pretty strong clue right afterward: humans are able to know good and evil. Humans have a moral component; animals and plants do not. Animals can do naughty things, as any pet owner knows, but they are not capable of morality, they cannot sin by doing these things because they are not morally culpable or made in God's image.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2022 02:36 PM (KZzsI)
What is the Current Thing that PJW and Razorfist support?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2022 01:56 PM (lgeFv)
I'd like to know as well. Because if it's the "Go To War With Russia" Current Thing, then that is extremely disappointing.
That's not a little "difference of opinion" thing. It's a "What? Are you fucking insane?" kind of thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2022 02:36 PM (SKVme)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HARVESTING ENOUGH TO FEED THE PLANET INVOLVES LOTS OF REAPING.
Posted by: ben roethlisberger at March 31, 2022 02:39 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 02:35 PM (2JVJo)
Meh, I had shit to do anyway...
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 02:39 PM (KywlU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 31, 2022 02:23 PM (FVME7)
that right there is some World CLASS Snark!
Posted by: Romeo13
I didn't even know Vlad was Irish.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 31, 2022 02:47 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: torabora at March 31, 2022 02:48 PM (KMK7G)
Posted by: sidney at March 31, 2022 02:51 PM (LJJah)
Posted by: The Dark Lord at March 31, 2022 03:11 PM (5cMUX)
Cool sci fi design. Useless for anything out of thx-1138.
Posted by: Justin Castreau at March 31, 2022 03:15 PM (ZW1rs)
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