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Gerry Rafferty's Cafe

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"By Jeza," is all the info I have


Might as well Jump!

Nom nom nom nom nom.

Head-tilts are contagious like yawns.


Dog is very happy to be reuinited with his owner.

The Heist.

Seeing eye dog.


What did I do to deserve this?!?! Add in your own private Steve Inman commentary.

This is too cute. I feel bad about posting it.

These dogs are so preternaturally cute, the first time I saw one, I thought it was fake. But they're real. Teddy bear pomeranians already look a little bear-like due to their short snout, and then they're groomed to look more like a teddy bear.

Sound on:

I mean, the sound is fake, but it's funny.

Prank. Sound on.


This dog is coming in with a special greeting for Fen:

Posted by: Ace at 07:45 PM




Comments

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1 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at March 31, 2022 07:45 PM (pLEy5)

2 221B

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 31, 2022 07:45 PM (QYPq3)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 07:46 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Corgis called

Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2022 07:46 PM (71xoW)

5 I'd looked 10 seconds before the new post.......argh.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 07:46 PM (Zz0t1)

6 That dog is animatronic!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 07:47 PM (yQpMk)

7 "Well another crazy day" indeed.

Posted by: Bete at March 31, 2022 07:47 PM (8E+wy)

8 I don't know what drove me to drinking... the work I had to do or the double pedo thread, either way I'm glad I started early.

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 07:48 PM (KywlU)

9 Head-tilts are contagious like yawns.


My dog does this when you talk to him as he tries to figure out what you're saying.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 07:48 PM (Zz0t1)

10 So post Rona Tictoc nurses have even more time on their hands it seems #heroes

Posted by: Bete at March 31, 2022 07:49 PM (8E+wy)

11 Ace, I sent you an email earlier today. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Posted by: Crusader at March 31, 2022 07:50 PM (ibQSj)

12 Head-tilts are contagious like yawns.


My dog does this when you talk to him as he tries to figure out what you're saying.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 07:48 PM (

My dog has an adorable head tilt. I call her philosopher dog.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 31, 2022 07:50 PM (eGTCV)

13
I do that head-tilt routine with V. She'll be sitting in my lap while I work, and I frequently tilt my head my head back and forth like that when looking at a "finished" draft. It's like a nervous tic or something. Anyway, whenever I do it, she follows suit. It's very funny. She looks so busy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2022 07:51 PM (SKVme)

14 Turtle was not a happy camper.

Clean.

But not too happy.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 31, 2022 07:51 PM (R/m4+)

15 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 07:51 PM (bNcG+)

16 Baker Street. Great song!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 07:51 PM (axyOa)

17 Teddy Bear is too cute to be real

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2022 07:52 PM (2JoB8)

18 We have owned multiple pugs. No more, they can't hack the desert, as we recently learned. But all of them only head-tilted when the prospect of an imminent meal was involved.

Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2022 07:52 PM (71xoW)

19 The turtle will bite yew!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 07:52 PM (yQpMk)

20 Springer spaniel in the first video.

Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2022 07:53 PM (MzKgG)

21 5 I'd looked 10 seconds before the new post.......argh.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 07:46 PM (Zz0t1)


TIL that Sponge actually is trying to get real Firsts.

Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2022 07:53 PM (71xoW)

22 I don't know what drove me to drinking... the work I had to do or the double pedo thread, either way I'm glad I started early.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard

My neighbor and I finished the bottle of Knob Creek last night. We had the sadz momentarily until I opened up the Weller.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 07:53 PM (bNcG+)

23 My GSD will often head tilt when I speak in a certain way. You just know he's this >< close to understanding English when he does it.

Posted by: PabloD at March 31, 2022 07:54 PM (JZKsh)

24 I hate that song. One riff over and over 500 times gets boring.

Posted by: fd at March 31, 2022 07:54 PM (vrz2I)

25 Baker Street. Great song!
Posted by: Diogenes

Yep - I also very much like Rafferty's 'Get it right next time'.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 07:54 PM (bNcG+)

26
TIL that Sponge actually is trying to get real Firsts.
Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2022 07:53 PM (71xoW)



Yes. I have to earn the coffee mug.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 07:55 PM (Zz0t1)

27 Let's talk about the "head tilting" amongst people.

And why they should be beat to death immediately.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2022 07:55 PM (BFigT)

28 It sure looks like a springer. Normally, you just see that when they are in tall grass.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 31, 2022 07:55 PM (5HBd1)

29
I just poured my after work whiskey. Elijah Craig, today, instead of the usual WT101. I like it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2022 07:56 PM (SKVme)

30
And why they should be beat to death immediately.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2022 07:55 PM (BFigT)

See me @ 13.

*backs away slowly*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2022 07:56 PM (SKVme)

31 24 I hate that song. One riff over and over 500 times gets boring.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2022 07:54 PM (vrz2I)


I'm with ya. Also, I hate the sound of the saxophone. I came by this hatred honestly, because I tried to play the thing for 5 years, and, after all that, I was still the worst saxophone player imaginable.

Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2022 07:57 PM (71xoW)

32 Good evening, horde!

Other than that, I got nothin.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 31, 2022 07:57 PM (OX9vb)

33 Good evening, horde!

Other than that, I got nothin.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!

Most days, that's enough!

Hiya April!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 07:58 PM (bNcG+)

34 Don't jump

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 31, 2022 07:58 PM (63Dwl)

35 >I'm with ya. Also, I hate the sound of the saxophone....
Posted by: Splunge


I hate the clarinet
sounds goofy

Posted by: DB at March 31, 2022 07:58 PM (geLO8)

36 Don't jump
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 31, 2022 07:58 PM (63Dwl)



Don't cum.

Posted by: Kumswala Harris at March 31, 2022 07:58 PM (Zz0t1)

37 After last night's Cafe, I listened to Playing for Change's Stand by Me. Hard to believe it's been 13 years since it came out. And from the comments, a few of those folks have died recently. But it's still fun, somehow

https://youtu.be/Us-TVg40ExM

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 31, 2022 07:58 PM (5HBd1)

38 "I'm with ya. Also, I hate the sound of the saxophone"

Well I'm ok with the sax I just wish they would let him break it down for a minute instead of repeating the lyrics and that damn hook.

Posted by: fd at March 31, 2022 07:59 PM (vrz2I)

39 God bless Gerry, helluva talent, drank himself to death.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 31, 2022 08:00 PM (QEPWt)

40 Anyway, whenever I do it, she follows suit. It's very funny. She looks so busy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

So cute! I don't even know what she looks like, but I can see it.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 31, 2022 08:00 PM (OX9vb)

41 I like all woodwinds. Especially the bassoon.

Posted by: fd at March 31, 2022 08:00 PM (vrz2I)

42 That turtle is very unhappy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 08:00 PM (u82oZ)

43 Started to play clarinet but wasn't very good

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2022 08:01 PM (2JoB8)

44 35 I hate the clarinet
sounds goofy
Posted by: DB at March 31, 2022 07:58 PM (geLO


Huh. You know, it kind of does. But a few old Benny Goodman recordings, plus that one Gershwin thing with the sweeping clarinet intro, have conditioned me to ignore that.

Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2022 08:01 PM (71xoW)

45 That turtle is very unhappy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 08:00 PM (u82oZ)

That was Kamala's toothbrush.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 08:01 PM (SH2Zi)

46 Well I'm ok with the sax I just wish they would let him break it down for a minute instead of repeating the lyrics and that damn hook.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2022 07:59 PM (vrz2I)

You're OK with sex?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 31, 2022 08:01 PM (eGTCV)

47 I got some birthday money one year and used it to rent a saxophone for a month. It was fun to mess around with it and I could give it back when the month was up.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 31, 2022 08:02 PM (5HBd1)

48 Martini Farmer

How about when she slides her hand on your chest and asks for something ... expensive? Head tilts are cheaper.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

49 41 I like all woodwinds. Especially the bassoon.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2022 08:00 PM (vrz2I)


Bassoons are cool. This is known. Except they look weird.

Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2022 08:02 PM (71xoW)

50
So cute! I don't even know what she looks like, but I can see it.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 31, 2022 08:00 PM (OX9vb)

Picture a black Russian Jewess. It's a weird mix. I think she's gorgeous, but I'm partial.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2022 08:02 PM (SKVme)

51 Started to play clarinet but wasn't very good

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2022 08:01 PM (2JoB

Trumpet players got all the band chicks. Except for the flute girls.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 08:02 PM (SH2Zi)

52 Ace thanks for the videos. I send the really cute ones on to my niece who is currently bedridden with a flare up of psoriatic arthritis. Helps to brighten her day.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 31, 2022 08:02 PM (2NHgQ)

53 After last night's Cafe, I listened to Playing for Change's Stand by Me. Hard to believe it's been 13 years since it came out. And from the comments, a few of those folks have died recently. But it's still fun, somehow

Who's died?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 31, 2022 08:02 PM (eGTCV)

54 Speaking of saxophone

Junior Walker & The All-Stars
https://tinyurl.com/2nuha8hm

Posted by: DB at March 31, 2022 08:02 PM (geLO8)

55 flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler

Yikes!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

56 God bless Gerry, helluva talent, drank himself to death.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 31, 2022 08:00 PM (QEPWt)



Wait....that's a thing?

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 08:03 PM (Zz0t1)

57 I played trumpet for 6 years in school but never got really good. When I picked it up years later I found I could improvise better and easier than when I was a teen.

Posted by: fd at March 31, 2022 08:03 PM (vrz2I)

58 I hate the clarinet
sounds goofy
Posted by: DB at March 31, 2022 07:58 PM (geLO

Huh. You know, it kind of does. But a few old Benny Goodman recordings, plus that one Gershwin thing with the sweeping clarinet intro, have conditioned me to ignore that.
Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2022 08:01 PM (71xoW)
***

Kid I knew in college could make the clarinet dance. He was awesome.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 08:03 PM (axyOa)

59 The comments say that the first singer passed away but didn't give a date. The second guy, Grandpa Elliot died in March.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 31, 2022 08:04 PM (5HBd1)

60 I played trumpet in Junior High School.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 31, 2022 08:04 PM (eGTCV)

61 51 Trumpet players got all the band chicks. Except for the flute girls.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 08:02 PM (SH2Zi)


Which is kind of funny, if you know how the thing is played. I started out on trumpet, but it turned out I couldn't constantly spray spit into a small mouthpiece. Playing trumpet is just making fart sounds with your mouth in a really small area. Doesn't sound so romantic now, does it?

Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2022 08:04 PM (71xoW)

62 Hi, Tonypete!

Weller is one of my faves.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 31, 2022 08:04 PM (OX9vb)

63 Notsothoreau - move forward

Just you and David Koz on stage.

For some reason your story reminds me of a Gary Larson cartoon.
"Welcome to Hell. Here is your accordion."

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 08:05 PM (u82oZ)

64 My neighbor and I finished the bottle of Knob Creek last night. We had the sadz momentarily until I opened up the Weller.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 07:53 PM (bNcG+)

First World Problems amirite?

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 08:05 PM (KywlU)

65 I like all woodwinds. Especially the bassoon.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2022 08:00 PM (vrz2I)

Bazooms are mighty fine, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 08:05 PM (P3gRi)

66
OK, now I'm listening to You Belong to the City. The sax talk got me, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2022 08:05 PM (SKVme)

67 Doesn't sound so romantic now, does it?

Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2022 08:04 PM (71xoW)

Wait. Was that wrong?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 08:06 PM (SH2Zi)

68 Grumph grumph harrumph

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 08:06 PM (II3Gr)

69 On to Take 5 by Brubeck.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 08:06 PM (u82oZ)

70
Kid I knew in college could make the clarinet dance. He was awesome.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 08:03 PM (axyOa)



I had an uncle, God rest his soul, that played clarinet in the Navy band. Retired from the reserves and was part of an orchestra that played and marched at the Vatican in front of the Pope. He blessed them.

That's kinda awesome.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 08:06 PM (Zz0t1)

71 Well, sometimes you need to do crazy things, just because. I thought I could play around with the Irish tin whistle this year. But it turns out that my lungs are too screwed up to play a wind instrument. I continue to mess around with instruments, even though I'm not good at anything. (probably because I was a flute girl in junior high).

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 31, 2022 08:07 PM (5HBd1)

72 I sometimes think about picking up the ukulele.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 31, 2022 08:07 PM (eGTCV)

73 And I'm surprised it wasn't bagpipes they handed out in hell And I do like bagpipes

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 31, 2022 08:08 PM (5HBd1)

74 Playing trumpet was also about being able to project your wind from the pit of your stomach. Helps when you public speak as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 31, 2022 08:08 PM (F/J1O)

75 I own a bass guitar. Have a big amp for it. My brother bought me the guitar when I was 18.

Never learned how to play it.

A regret....... His daughter has it now. She was in marching band in HS, so she has musical ability. I stopped playing Clarinet in 8th grade.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 08:08 PM (Zz0t1)

76 On second thought: https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=TOPSETBUgvQ

Mind the gap.

Louis Prima - Sing,Sing,Sing (With a Swing)

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

77 I sometimes think about picking up the ukulele.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 31, 2022 08:07 PM (eGTCV)

The Mrs. got us one this Christmas. I am slowly learning a bit. It's to be a gateway to the bass.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 08:09 PM (SH2Zi)

78 74 Playing trumpet was also about being able to project your wind from the pit of your stomach. Helps when you public speak as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 31, 2022 08:08 PM (F/J1O)


It doesn't have to be your stomach.

Posted by: Dizzy Gillespie at March 31, 2022 08:09 PM (71xoW)

79 Dog spotted the pigs first and ran them all off before I could get a shot. Lot's of 50lb'ers.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2022 08:09 PM (PMYHF)

80 I think part of the reason I didn't get very good at the trumpet in school was in had braces almost the whole damn time. I might have been better off with a woodwind.

I started off as a drummer but there were 25 other drummer's and I got tired of flams and pairodiddlels. Trumpet looked and sounded cool, cause you know, Herb Alpert.

Posted by: fd at March 31, 2022 08:09 PM (vrz2I)

81 When it came time to choose a musical instrument, I chose a pair of Techniqs... I was not disappointed on my return of investment if you know what I'm sayin...

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 08:10 PM (KywlU)

82
I sometimes think about picking up the ukulele.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh.


... and then you think of putting it down, right?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 31, 2022 08:10 PM (Q0okp)

83 Screw you guys!

Posted by: Kazoo at March 31, 2022 08:10 PM (+3ARs)

84 66
OK, now I'm listening to You Belong to the City. The sax talk got me, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



And now I have that tune in my head. Featured in a 2 part Miami Vice episode. I think. Look it up later. Time for bed.

'night....

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 31, 2022 08:10 PM (sAmhv)

85 The Mrs. got us one this Christmas. I am slowly learning a bit. It's to be a gateway to the bass.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 08:09 PM (SH2Zi

I understand it's easy to learn. And the instrument is relatively cheap.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 31, 2022 08:10 PM (eGTCV)

86 If Biden uses the Strategic Petroleum Reserve to lower prices does this mean we love Ukraine less? Cause the high prices were a sacrifice we were making for those people

Posted by: blaster at March 31, 2022 08:10 PM (9otr5)

87 I was in Of Thee I Sing at a Ft. Meade Community theater. I got pretty good with a kazoo.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

88 Very cute dog, Ace. Thx I've actually had a very nice day and have been smiling quite a bit. Some of us who volunteer at the local food pantry were invited over to someone's house (she works at there) for breakfast, She lives in a gated community- one of these house beautiful places with vaulted ceilings and everything so impeccably neat that it felt good to be there. Then I got invited by a congregation member for lunch and she doesn't do it professionally, but she could be a gourmet cook and we had a very nice conversation. So I'm happily fed, enjoyed talking to everyone and now need to lose even more weight from all the good food which I didn't have to cook.

Do you have a dog, Ace? If not, I think you should get one. You seem to enjoy posting pictures and videos of them and they make a wonderful companion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2022 08:11 PM (GezNK)

89 That is how toddlers break their shins. Kids under 3 don't have the leg bone density to jump on trampolines, especially with another person (or large dog). You see the problem at one point when the trampoline is rebounding from a dog jump as the girl is coming down to initiate hers. The forces are enough to fracture the tibia in a 3 year old.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 08:11 PM (qnVBz)

90 Clarinet - Artie Shaw - Begin the Beguine. Starts and ends there.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 31, 2022 08:11 PM (QEPWt)

91
I had a Technics amp that I blasted for many years, til it finally popped. That thing was dope.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2022 08:12 PM (SKVme)

92 "Playing trumpet was also about being able to project your wind from the pit of your stomach. "

The diaphram. That's what my HS music teacher yelled at us.

He liked Goodman and Sousa. A major influence on musical tastes he was.

Posted by: fd at March 31, 2022 08:13 PM (vrz2I)

93 I had a Technics amp that I blasted for many years, til it finally popped. That thing was dope.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2022 08:12 PM (SKVme)



My brother had one as well. We beat the piss out of that thing and it just kept rockin......till it didn't.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 08:13 PM (Zz0t1)

94 I understand it's easy to learn. And the instrument is relatively cheap.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 31, 2022 08:10 PM (eGTCV)

I am a few pages of lessons into it. As with anything, it takes time and repetition.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 08:13 PM (SH2Zi)

95 this dog has a special message for you : smile more

You're not the boss of me.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 31, 2022 08:15 PM (DTX3h)

96
My brother had one as well. We beat the piss out of that thing and it just kept rockin......till it didn't.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 08:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, I have a (slightly) newer one now. It was used by Joe Mannix for years, and I inherited it when he bought a different one. I've had it five years now, and I'm not that easy on it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2022 08:15 PM (SKVme)

97 https://youtu.be/KzPLPb8QuuM


Things are getting better.......

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 08:15 PM (Zz0t1)

98
Ace likes dogs and kids same as he likes us...

from afar.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 31, 2022 08:15 PM (ee2OS)

99 No discussion of musical instruments is complete without a nod to the swynet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 08:15 PM (P3gRi)

100 Junior Walker & The All-Stars - Roadrunner

Another song to get speeding tickets from. (98 in a 55, dismissed cuz I pleaded the sax)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2022 08:15 PM (BFigT)

101 He liked Goodman and Sousa. A major influence on musical tastes he was.

Posted by: fd at March 31, 2022 08:13 PM (vrz2I)

Our instructor was a trumpet god. He would belt out some Flight of the Bumblebee as effortlessly as most people carry on a conversation. We did Semper Fidelis in sixth grade. He was old school and took no excuses about why you didn't learn your part.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 08:16 PM (SH2Zi)

102 A harmonica is a fun instrument to play. Especially if you are in the car or truck by yourself and no one else has to listen to you.

Posted by: fd at March 31, 2022 08:16 PM (vrz2I)

103 Take 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT9Eh8wNMkw

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

104 A harmonica is a fun instrument to play. Especially if you are in the car or truck by yourself and no one else has to listen to you.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2022 08:16 PM (vrz2I)



I have a cheap one that I break out occasionally. Can't play tunes, but it does drive the dog nuts.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 08:16 PM (Zz0t1)

105 Baker Street is all right, I guess.

Posted by: Sherlock Holmes at March 31, 2022 08:17 PM (63Dwl)

106 86 If Biden uses the Strategic Petroleum Reserve to lower prices does this mean we love Ukraine less? Cause the high prices were a sacrifice we were making for those people
Posted by: blaster at March 31, 2022 08:10 PM (9otr5)

No, it means the Democrats are making hand over fist on a Strategic Reserve that was filled for pennies on the dollar and is no selling out at a Premium. None of that money will ever see a Federal Coffer, it just means we get more Pedo PR for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 08:17 PM (KywlU)

107 Do we have to put up with sax and violins in this thread??

It's supposed to be a happy one.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 31, 2022 08:17 PM (UHVv4)

108 I had an uncle, God rest his soul, that played clarinet in the Navy band. Retired from the reserves and was part of an orchestra that played and marched at the Vatican in front of the Pope. He blessed them.

That's kinda awesome.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 08:06 PM (Zz0t1)


JPII made the Sign of the Cross at me once, which I guess was a blessing, unless it was some kind of warding.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 08:17 PM (yQpMk)

109 Can you profit from madness?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2022 08:17 PM (SF37t)

110 Paul Desmond was the bomb.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 31, 2022 08:17 PM (QEPWt)

111 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT9Eh8wNMkw
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 08:16 PM (u82oZ)



THAT, is absolute greatness. Well done, sir. Well done.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 08:17 PM (Zz0t1)

112 99 No discussion of musical instruments is complete without a nod to the swynet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 08:15 PM (P3gRi)

Glass Harmonica or Hydrocrystalophone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 31, 2022 08:18 PM (ZDXYb)

113 Just when you think 4 head tilters are ...k

Nope, there are 5. 5 head tilters, ya-ha-ha-ha!

Posted by: micky at March 31, 2022 08:18 PM (3byMq)

114 To clarify for my fellow bass enthusiasts... I was talking about turntables... not woofers/amps

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 08:18 PM (KywlU)

115 Do you have a dog, Ace?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2022 08:11 PM (GezNK)

He has us. Too much trouble making on the carpet.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 08:18 PM (SH2Zi)

116 107 Do we have to put up with sax and violins in this thread??

It's supposed to be a happy one.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 31, 2022 08:17 PM (UHVv4)

At some point crossbows and trebuchets are going to crosspaths... then shit gets real.

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 08:19 PM (KywlU)

117 JPII made the Sign of the Cross at me once, which I guess was a blessing, unless it was some kind of warding.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 08:17 PM (yQpMk)

Me too. Of course, he was around a quarter of a mile away. St Peter's square is gigantic (also, not square.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 31, 2022 08:19 PM (ZDXYb)

118 "To clarify for my fellow bass enthusiasts... I was talking about turntables... not woofers/amps "

Do you have to have a tuna to get FM?

Posted by: fd at March 31, 2022 08:19 PM (vrz2I)

119 I had a set of MTX Blue Thunder 10" subs in my car as a yute. Drove it with a Jensen 200W amp. It hit harder that a lot of dudes rolling with 12's that spent WAY more money.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 08:19 PM (Zz0t1)

120 Swinging Shepherd Blues:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH1X_PTYYu4

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 08:20 PM (P3gRi)

121 65 I like all woodwinds. Especially the bassoon.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2022 08:00 PM (vrz2I)

Bazooms are mighty fine, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 08:05 PM (P3gRi)

Especially on Barsoom...

https://tinyurl.com/24hvdndv

Posted by: Dejah Thoris at March 31, 2022 08:20 PM (BgMrQ)

122 Newly single woman I see at the pub from time to time brought me a jar of her home made pickled jalapeņos. They're delicious.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 31, 2022 08:20 PM (eGTCV)

123 Aight, I'm at the point of no return on my boozahol... thanks for putting up w/ my shit today. But before I start spouting inanity and saying shit I'll regret, its time to ramp up the soyness and fire up the Elden Ring.


Hope you all have a good evening.

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 08:21 PM (KywlU)

124 The forces are enough to fracture the tibia in a 3 year old.
------------------------
It certainly isn't humerus.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 31, 2022 08:21 PM (UHVv4)

125 Raiding the SPR is stupid, it's not going to have any effect and they're going to have to replenish it, and at substantially higher cost.

The Junta are simply wreckers and vandals.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2022 08:21 PM (SF37t)

126 *nods*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 31, 2022 08:21 PM (4NlP1)

127 69 On to Take 5 by Brubeck.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 08:06 PM (u82oZ)

Composed by Paul Desmond, Brubeck's...wait for it...sax player!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 31, 2022 08:21 PM (PiwSw)

128 Speaking of Gerry Rafferty, this is a great song of his, "Your Heart's Desire"

https://tinyurl.com/42u7fkdh

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 08:22 PM (2JVJo)

129 Newly single woman I see at the pub from time to time brought me a jar of her home made pickled jalapenos. They're delicious.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 31, 2022 08:20 PM (eGTCV)

Same as last evening? Things are getting spicy!

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 08:22 PM (SH2Zi)

130 Me too. Of course, he was around a quarter of a mile away. St Peter's square is gigantic (also, not square.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 31, 2022 08:19 PM (ZDXYb)


He was definitely aiming at me, I was the only person on that side of the street on the entire block as he rode past in the Popemobile.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 08:22 PM (yQpMk)

131 Saw a thing on TV where a dog was put in a doggy care center while his humans were on vacation. After three days the dog escaped, found his way home, from two miles away, and rang the front bell repeatedly. Humans had a camera phone so all ended well.

I have seen dogs are becoming increasing intelligent, during my lifetime due to breeding. Can't imagine what the future holds.

Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2022 08:22 PM (AmoqO)

132 "Newly single woman I see at the pub from time to time brought me a jar of her home made pickled jalapenos. "

Sounds like she wants you to give her a pickle.

Posted by: fd at March 31, 2022 08:22 PM (vrz2I)

133 I saw John Paul II in Boston. He was in a little glassed-in trailer. I think I saw him for more than a second, as he went by, but I can't be sure it was that long. Still glad I came out.

The current Pope, I wouldn't cross the street to shake his hand, and I would not trust his blessing. But if the Church can bounce back from the Borgias, it can bounce back from this.

Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2022 08:22 PM (71xoW)

134 Dejah Thoris, Princess of Helium.
**Sigh from 10 years old**

She had an awesome ovipositor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

135 The Elden Ring furor seems to have abated a bit. Still gonna wait for a sale. George ARRRRRRRRRRRR Martin being connected to it is enough to turn me off, even if the game is great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 31, 2022 08:23 PM (ZDXYb)

136 A turtle. Turtles are good ... well, except for that one in the Senate.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2022 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)

137 122 Newly single woman I see at the pub from time to time brought me a jar of her home made pickled jalapenos. They're delicious.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 31, 2022 08:20 PM (eGTCV)


In some cultures, that means you're married now....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 31, 2022 08:23 PM (PiwSw)

138 Can't imagine what the future holds.

Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2022 08:22 PM (AmoqO)

Dogs and cats, living together. Plotting together.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 08:23 PM (SH2Zi)

139 My doggo always loved the happy dog videos, wagged like crazy over the Rottie on the trampoline.

Posted by: CN at March 31, 2022 08:23 PM (ONvIw)

140 SHUT UP THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 08:23 PM (yQpMk)

141 The Harmonicats were scheduled to play at Retardo's inauguration ball. They turned down the offer, saying it was below them. The lame Covid excuse was given for canceling the ball, but it was really Retardo's disappointment that his favorite orchestra blew him off.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2022 08:23 PM (lz5hY)

142 If you have not had prairiedogs as pets you're missing out on a lot of fun.

Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2022 08:23 PM (0OP+5)

143 N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. a

Now she is feeding you.

Dude, she want you!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

144 I've made a career out of playing the skinflute.

Posted by: Veep Throat at March 31, 2022 08:25 PM (bNcG+)

145 You know an odd thing, I saw a Rickles bit from Reagan's second inauguration. The crowd was gigantic. Webster was also involved.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 31, 2022 08:25 PM (ZDXYb)

146 In some cultures, that means you're married now....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 31, 2022 08:23 PM (PiwSw)



If you offer a pickle in return, it's a done deal.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 08:26 PM (yQpMk)

147 Way past bed time, and might try to get out early than been.
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2022 08:26 PM (2JoB8)

148 Webster was also involved.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 31, 2022 08:25 PM (ZDXYb)



Was that before or after he approved changing the definition of what a fag was?

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)

149 Ace has been known to make certain hand signs, as he goes past on you on his Vespa.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2022 08:26 PM (a3Q+t)

150 I like all woodwinds. Especially the bassoon.

I only like the oboe. And sometimes the viola.

Posted by: Crossword Puzzle Writer at March 31, 2022 08:26 PM (nfrXX)

151 JPII made the Sign of the Cross at me once, which I guess was a blessing, unless it was some kind of warding.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 08:17 PM (yQpMk)


I saw JP2 when he visited Boston in 1979.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 08:27 PM (2JVJo)

152
Sax and Violins

https://youtu.be/G0wfLx3KoF8

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 31, 2022 08:27 PM (Q0okp)

153 54 Speaking of saxophone

Junior Walker & The All-Stars
https://tinyurl.com/2nuha8hm
----
Baker street by Gerry Rafferty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo6aKnRnBxM

Posted by: Ciampino at March 31, 2022 08:27 PM (qfLjt)

154 I take it back. The best 3:34 of sax and violins you'll ever hear...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCAwT4U5FrU

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 31, 2022 08:27 PM (UHVv4)

155 If you offer a pickle in return, it's a done deal.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 08:26 PM (yQpMk)

I thought it was presenting nachos. These kids and their dating rituals.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 08:27 PM (SH2Zi)

156 Woof.

Just got home.
Woofwoofwoof

Hi horde!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 08:27 PM (y8WHx)

157 Spent a couple of hours with Rafferty in an airport lounge in Norway in the early 2000's. Really good guy but melancholy as hell and made me realize I wasn't a power drinker at all. Thankfully as it turns out. Truly a genuine gentleman.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 31, 2022 08:28 PM (QEPWt)

158 137 122 Newly single woman I see at the pub from time to time brought me a jar of her home made pickled jalapenos. They're delicious.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 31, 2022 08:20 PM (eGTCV)


In some cultures, that means you're married now....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 31, 2022 08:23 PM (PiwSw) She didn't mention a fertility rite involving wicker, did she?

Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2022 08:28 PM (0OP+5)

159 Ace has been known to make certain hand signs, as he goes past on you on his Vespa.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2022 08:26 PM (a3Q+t)

Not to be misconstrued with the desperate flailing.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 08:28 PM (SH2Zi)

160 I like all woodwinds. Especially the bassoon.

I love classical music, but I hate any piece with flute or harp.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 08:28 PM (2JVJo)

161 Cute vids
Thanks ace!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2022 08:28 PM (lCui1)

162 Night Skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 31, 2022 08:28 PM (ZDXYb)

163 Glass Harmonica or Hydrocrystalophone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 31, 2022 08:18 PM (ZDXYb)

People hate bagpipes but they're like the voice of angels compared to that damned contraption.

Most things Ben Franklin did were really smart. But not that thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2022 08:28 PM (SKVme)

164 {{{{Nurse}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)

165 Hello, nurse!

**hand kiss**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 08:29 PM (2JVJo)

166 Asher House rescued this golden that had been used as a breeder. She just started to open up and act like a regular dog, when he was contacted by the original owner. But it turned out okay:

https://youtu.be/eIvubenCsW4

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 31, 2022 08:29 PM (5HBd1)

167 I love classical music, but I hate any piece with flute or harp.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 08:28 PM (2JVJo)

The hoots and flarps are right out, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 08:29 PM (P3gRi)

168 Most things Ben Franklin did were really smart. But not that thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2022 08:28 PM (SKVme)

And gave people lead poisoning, iirc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 31, 2022 08:30 PM (ZDXYb)

169 Glass Harmonica or Hydrocrystalophone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 31, 2022 08:18 PM (ZDXYb)

People hate bagpipes but they're like the voice of angels compared to that damned contraption.

Most things Ben Franklin did were really smart. But not that thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2022 08:28 PM (SKVme)


I actually like the sound of the glass armonica.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 08:30 PM (2JVJo)

170 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk gets old but he doesn't look like Kirk really did when he got old so I submit he was not old but just infected by some kind of space herpes, again.

Posted by: fd at March 31, 2022 08:30 PM (vrz2I)

171 I love classical music, but I hate any piece with flute or harp.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 08:28 PM (2JVJo)



HONK HONK

*scrunchy face*

*sticks out tongue*

Posted by: Harpo Marx at March 31, 2022 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)

172 Can't imagine what the future holds.
Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2022 08:22 PM (AmoqO)

Nothing good.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 08:31 PM (II3Gr)

173 No discussion of musical instruments is complete without a nod to the swynet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 08:15 PM (P3gRi)

Glass Harmonica or Hydrocrystalophone.
Posted by: Aetius451
---

Heh

Posted by: The Sackbut at March 31, 2022 08:31 PM (PPQdm)

174 135 The Elden Ring furor seems to have abated a bit. Still gonna wait for a sale. George ARRRRRRRRRRRR Martin being connected to it is enough to turn me off, even if the game is great.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 31, 2022 08:23 PM (ZDXYb)

I didn't buy it for George R Dorfnuts, I bought it cause I'm a masochists that likes the punishment that the Dark Souls Series brings...

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 08:31 PM (KywlU)

175 The current Pope, I wouldn't cross the street to shake his hand, and I would not trust his blessing. But if the Church can bounce back from the Borgias, it can bounce back from this.
Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2022 08:22 PM (71xoW)

There have been numerous rulings from the Church that the effectiveness of the Papal act isn't diminished by the state of sin of the Pope in question. So your blessing is just as effective as the holiest Pope ever.

It sounds odd, but there is a practical reason. If it were not true, bishops and priests made by that pope would not be priests, and their acts null, and thus lots of innocent priests and parishoners would suffer without doing anything wrong.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 31, 2022 08:31 PM (eoQWY)

176 151 JPII made the Sign of the Cross at me once, which I guess was a blessing, unless it was some kind of warding.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 08:17 PM (yQpMk)

I saw JP2 when he visited Boston in 1979.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 08:27 PM (2JVJo)
Paul VI did the same to me (and about 5K other people) in St. Peter's square.

Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2022 08:32 PM (0OP+5)

177 I'm not sure why, but I love the phrase "presenting nachos"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 31, 2022 08:32 PM (3OJMs)

178 I actually like the sound of the glass armonica.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 08:30 PM (2JVJo)

You do?

Wait 'til you hear my ass harmonica!

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at March 31, 2022 08:32 PM (P3gRi)

179 I have a cheap one that I break out occasionally. Can't play tunes, but it does drive the dog nuts.
=================
Reminds me of the."Uncle Charlie and his dog Teddy" intro to Mr. Bojangles.

"I was born in Kaufman County, Texas, Eighteen Ninety and Six..."

If you're a dog lover and haven't heard it, you need to.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at March 31, 2022 08:33 PM (Mwfjn)

180 You guys.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 31, 2022 08:33 PM (eGTCV)

181 Wait 'til you hear my ass harmonica!
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at March 31, 2022 08:32 PM (P3gRi)

You're a regular half-man band.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2022 08:33 PM (SKVme)

182 those deep booming horns in the opening theme from Conan The Barbarian

what instrument is that

Posted by: DB at March 31, 2022 08:34 PM (geLO8)

183 Captain Kirk needs a nap.

Posted by: fd at March 31, 2022 08:34 PM (vrz2I)

184 N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods

Tell her we are rooting for you!

When you got it, you got it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 08:34 PM (u82oZ)

185 Dogs and cats, living together. Plotting together.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 08:23 PM (SH2Zi)

I remember seeing a vid where the cat is on the counter, pulling dog treats out of a jar and knocking them off onto the floor where the dogs gobble them up.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 31, 2022 08:35 PM (eoQWY)

186 172 Can't imagine what the future holds.
Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2022 08:22 PM (AmoqO)

Nothing good.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 08:31 PM (II3Gr)

My magic 8 ball says Reply hazy, try again

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 08:36 PM (KywlU)

187 I just farted and the assistant thing on my phone said " I'm sorry. I didn't understand. "

I don't know if I should laugh or be really paranoid.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 31, 2022 08:36 PM (eGTCV)

188 I can't let those Dave Brubeck videos go by without a link to their "cover" of the Stranglers "Golden Brown":

https://youtu.be/2Qs1J612nZs

Posted by: cool breeze at March 31, 2022 08:36 PM (UGKMd)

189 There have been numerous rulings from the Church that the effectiveness of the Papal act isn't diminished by the state of sin of the Pope in question. So your blessing is just as effective as the holiest Pope ever.

IIRC, the heresy that a bad clergyman's offices (blessings, marriages, saying the Mass, elevating the Host and Chalice to transubstantiate) was called "Donatism."

But yes, even if it comes from Frankie Fabulous, a blessing from him is just as worthy as if it came from the hands of St Peter himself.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 08:36 PM (2JVJo)

190 ...but just infected by some kind of space herpes, again.
-----------------------------
CALL CLINIC
JIM

Posted by: the horta at March 31, 2022 08:36 PM (UHVv4)

191 182 those deep booming horns in the opening theme from Conan The Barbarian

what instrument is that
Posted by: DB at March 31, 2022 08:34 PM (geLO

My memory recalls those sounds were just Arnold Flexing...

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 31, 2022 08:36 PM (KywlU)

192 Joe Egan and Gerry Rafferty were a duo known as Steelers Wheel when they recorded this dylanesque bubble gum pop hit song in April 1974

https://youtu.be/PGqB6JIUzBo

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 08:36 PM (qnVBz)

193 I have a cheap one that I break out occasionally. Can't play tunes, but it does drive the dog nuts.
=================

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at March 31, 2022 08:33 PM (Mwfjn)

My brother played a lot of instruments and I noticed when he was visiting that my two cats were hiding under the bed when I got home so I had to tell him to knock off the practice to spare them the sound.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 31, 2022 08:37 PM (eoQWY)

194
Asher House rescued this golden that had been used as a breeder. She just started to open up and act like a regular dog, when he was contacted by the original owner. But it turned out okay:

https://youtu.be/eIvubenCsW4
Posted by: Notsothoreau


That guy must have bacon in his pocket!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2022 08:37 PM (63Dwl)

195 I really like the aroma of pickled jalapenos.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 31, 2022 08:37 PM (eGTCV)

196 I just farted and the assistant thing on my phone said " I'm sorry. I didn't understand. "

You should hum a few more bars.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 08:38 PM (qnVBz)

197 I'm willing to let the dogs have a crack at running things. Couldn't be any worse.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2022 08:38 PM (fsetr)

198 I don't know if I should laugh or be really paranoid.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 31, 2022 08:36 PM (eGTCV)

Now you will be served with ads for anti-fart pills. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at March 31, 2022 08:38 PM (P3gRi)

199 My magic 8 ball says Reply hazy, try again

I've always wanted to open one of those up and replace the die with one that says "You're Screwed" on every face.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2022 08:39 PM (nfrXX)

200 cool breeze

That needed the time machine ace does not have.

I like Hugh Cornwall's version: https://www.youtu.be/zy8Y3R4dXyc

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 08:39 PM (u82oZ)

201 I think the Asher House guy is nuts, but he does seem to have a knack for working with dogs.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 31, 2022 08:39 PM (5HBd1)

202 those deep booming horns in the opening theme from Conan The Barbarian

what instrument is that

Posted by: DB at March 31, 2022 08:34 PM (geLO

Baritone?

https://youtu.be/3rV2ZwyGdY8

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 08:40 PM (SH2Zi)

203 The NYPD might as well join the Screen Actors Guild. All I see them do is stand around like extras.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at March 31, 2022 08:40 PM (b+v9B)

204 Joe Egan and Gerry Rafferty were a duo known as Steelers Wheel when they recorded this dylanesque bubble gum pop hit song in April 1974

https://youtu.be/PGqB6JIUzBo
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 08:36 PM (qnVBz)


I thought that was going to be "Star."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 08:40 PM (2JVJo)

205 187 I just farted and the assistant thing on my phone said " I'm sorry. I didn't understand. "

I don't know if I should laugh or be really paranoid.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 31, 2022 08:36 PM (eGTCV)


Maybe work on your technique to improve enunciation.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 31, 2022 08:40 PM (9AE+U)

206 Raiding the SPR is stupid, it's not going to have any effect and they're going to have to replenish it, and at substantially higher cost.

The Junta are simply wreckers and vandals.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2022 08:21 PM (SF37t)

It is especially dumb when pushing for a war at the same time.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 31, 2022 08:40 PM (eoQWY)

207 The thought that the deep state can hear me break wind is a little scary.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 31, 2022 08:41 PM (eGTCV)

208 Great News Everyone!

An appeals court has upheld the Gibson family is due $25 million plus legal costs from Oberlin College.

Legal Insurrection has it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022 08:41 PM (ipWZW)

209 And now I have that tune in my head. Featured in a 2 part Miami Vice episode. I think. Look it up later. Time for bed.

Yup! The NYC episode. My husband was LE at the WTC, and got us in to watch some of the filming. Philip Michael Thomas was very nice and chatted with us between takes. Don Johnson hid in his trailer and only came out to do his part and ran back in.

Posted by: Toni at March 31, 2022 08:41 PM (PgM6e)

210 I just farted and the assistant thing on my phone said " I'm sorry. I didn't understand. "

I don't know if I should laugh or be really paranoid.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 31, 2022 08:36 PM (eGTCV)

Maybe work on your technique to improve enunciation.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 31, 2022 08:40 PM (9AE+U)

And save that talent for at least second date.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 08:42 PM (SH2Zi)

211 Rowan Atkinson's Doctor Who knew of a race that communicated through fart modulation.

Then tragedy struck. They discovered fire.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022 08:44 PM (ipWZW)

212 Main page is plastered with ads that are both insufferable and insulting (toe fungus?). Rechecked adblocker and it's working fine with no problems on other sites.

Main page is also showing as "not secure" in addition to the ads. Comment pages are secure and with out ads.

Get it together Pixy, this looks like a security nightmare. Browsing with Brave.

Posted by: Jeff C at March 31, 2022 08:44 PM (uLtFX)

213 I like Hugh Cornwall's version: https://www.youtu.be/zy8Y3R4dXyc
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 08:39 PM (u82oZ)


link no worky pour moi?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 08:44 PM (hOUT3)

214
The thought that the deep state can hear me break wind is a little scary.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods


Do it in their general direction.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2022 08:44 PM (63Dwl)

215 The Year of the Cat is a good sax tune.

Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2022 08:44 PM (0OP+5)

216 "Joe Egan and Gerry Rafferty were a duo known as Steelers Wheel when they recorded this dylanesque bubble gum pop hit song in April 1974"


I never noticed it before buy I think that's comedian Steven Wright as the DJ.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 31, 2022 08:45 PM (qH6FZ)

217 197 I'm willing to let the dogs have a crack at running things. Couldn't be any worse.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2022 08:38 PM (fsetr)


Best part is that you would really like your new rulers!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 08:46 PM (hOUT3)

218 "Get it together Pixy, this looks like a security nightmare. Browsing with Brave."

#twoweeks

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at March 31, 2022 08:46 PM (1DgE4)

219 Beano!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2022 08:46 PM (7DwHm)

220
The Year of the Cat is a good sax tune.
Posted by: Eromero


Well, I think there are only two sax tunes that exist.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 31, 2022 08:46 PM (ee2OS)

221 Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy8Y3R4dXyc

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

222 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 31, 2022 08:47 PM (+4oV5)

223 I never noticed it before buy I think that's comedian Steven Wright as the DJ.
Posted by: lowandslow

Yup

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 08:48 PM (qnVBz)

224
It's like saying Chuck Mangione's trumpet song is a good trumpet song. There are only, what, 3 trumpet songs?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 31, 2022 08:48 PM (ee2OS)

225 It doesn't get any better than Yakkety Sax.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 08:49 PM (qnVBz)

226 Get it together Pixy, this looks like a security nightmare. Browsing with Brave.
Posted by: Jeff C at March 31, 2022 08:44 PM (uLtFX)

Only ads I see, using Brave, are the bitcoin scammers and King harv's coffee. Try clearing your cache.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at March 31, 2022 08:49 PM (P3gRi)

227 Into the Mystic is a good sax tune. And Van Morrison started out playing the sax.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 31, 2022 08:49 PM (5HBd1)

228 {{{Ladyl}}}
Welcome to the festivities!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 08:49 PM (hOUT3)

229 I just heard of a man named Wayne Bruce. His friends call him ManBat.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 31, 2022 08:49 PM (eGTCV)

230 {{{LadyL}}}

*Raises your hand for an air kiss.*

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

231
btw, Chuck Mangione is 81, which is younger than pelosi.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 31, 2022 08:49 PM (ee2OS)

232 Tijuana Taxi is a good trumpet song.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 31, 2022 08:50 PM (5HBd1)

233 Dogs running things? I think I'd be OK with my rulers giving me a tongue bath.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at March 31, 2022 08:50 PM (Mwfjn)

234 Hello, LadyL!

**hand kiss**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 08:50 PM (2JVJo)

235 Dearest {{{Hrothgar}}} and {{{Salty Dog}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at March 31, 2022 08:51 PM (+4oV5)

236 Hiya Ladyl !

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2022 08:51 PM (arJlL)

237 Tijuana Taxi is a good trumpet song.

So is "Spanish Flea."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 08:51 PM (2JVJo)

238 Boots Randolph. Bobby Keys. Clarence Clemons.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at March 31, 2022 08:51 PM (Mwfjn)

239 Momma Aspirin Factory had Chuck Mangione on 8 track.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2022 08:52 PM (7DwHm)

240 Missed the last thread on NY pensions but the worst offenders are toll collectors.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022 08:52 PM (Eu9d8)

241 Hiya {{{JT}}}!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 31, 2022 08:52 PM (+4oV5)

242 Hiya {{{JT}}}!!!
Posted by: Ladyl

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2022 08:53 PM (arJlL)

243 My dear {{{MP4}}}

It's been a long time!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 31, 2022 08:53 PM (+4oV5)

244 Momma Aspirin Factory had Chuck Mangione on 8 track.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2022 08:52 PM (7DwHm)

I like his recurring role on King of the Hill.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022 08:53 PM (+lSVr)

245 For some reason the sax got big in pop music in the late 70's early 80's. That why I would beat up band kids.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 31, 2022 08:53 PM (qH6FZ)

246 Is Chuck Mangioni the guy who's trumpet had an erection?

I'm sorry, I'm being flippant.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 31, 2022 08:54 PM (eGTCV)

247 For some reason the sax got big in pop music in the late 70's early 80's. That why I would beat up band kids.
Posted by: lowandslow
---------

Dink Yuppies are to blame.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 08:56 PM (PPQdm)

248 Is Chuck Mangioni the guy who's trumpet had an erection?

You're thinking of Dizzy Gillespie.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 08:56 PM (yQpMk)

249 My dear {{{MP4}}}

It's been a long time!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 31, 2022 08:53 PM (+4oV5)


It has, I know. Trying to stick with the internet detox, which is why I'm not around all that much right now.

Are you going to the NoVaMoMe? I still haven't decided.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 08:57 PM (2JVJo)

250 Boner trumpets are related to rusty trombones.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2022 08:57 PM (7DwHm)

251 Into the Mystic is a good sax tune. And Van Morrison started out playing the sax.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 31, 2022 08:49 PM (5HBd1)



My fav Van Morrison song. It's my wife and I's song.

Posted by: Harpo Marx at March 31, 2022 08:57 PM (Zz0t1)

252 Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj64NlRnpDY

Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 08:57 PM (9v1sv)

253 Good Harp music:
The Snowman - Walking In The Air
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upH1QZU4Z0Y

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

254 DAMN YOU SOCK!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 08:59 PM (Zz0t1)

255 {{{{Ladyl}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 08:59 PM (Zz0t1)

256 Hey Ladyl.

How are you doing MP4?

Hub and I are on the fence as far as the TxMoMee.
Gonna be spending money enough as it is to fly the eldest daughter up here in the summer to spend a week with us and her sister and nieces.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 31, 2022 08:59 PM (zWaRI)

257 Well, I think there are only two sax tunes that exist.
Posted by: Soothsayer

There is sax on 2 Blue Oyster Cult songs and both are great songs.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 31, 2022 09:00 PM (KAi1n)

258 246 Is Chuck Mangioni the guy who's trumpet had an erection?

I'm sorry, I'm being flippant.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 31, 2022 08:54 PM

Dizzy Gillespie I believe

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 09:00 PM (II3Gr)

259 Heya Sponge.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 31, 2022 09:00 PM (zWaRI)

260 link no worky pour moi?

Hopefully fixed link to the Hugh Cornwall mariachi version: https://youtu.be/zy8Y3R4dXyc

And the original: https://youtu.be/z-GUjA67mdc

The song is a double entendre about both heroin and Hugh's Mediterranean girlfriend at the time

Posted by: cool breeze at March 31, 2022 09:00 PM (UGKMd)

261 What was the girl sax player, Candy Duffler or such like?

Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2022 09:00 PM (0OP+5)

262 An appeals court has upheld the Gibson family is due $25 million plus legal costs from Oberlin College.

Legal Insurrection has it.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I always wondered where the 'Raimondo' meme/troll originated.

It is to laugh.

Posted by: Veep Throat at March 31, 2022 09:00 PM (bNcG+)

263 "In June 2020, in response to a request by the same researcher, NCBI gave the sequence data the status of 'withdrawn,' which removes sequencing data from all public means of access but does not delete them. NCBI subsequently reassigned the status of the sequence data to 'suppressed,' which means that sequence data are removed from the search process but can be directly found by accession number. This action to reassign the data was identified as part of NLM's ongoing review into the matter. We are working to make more information available," the spokesperson said.

According to EO, the documents show that "Professor Trevor Bedford of the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center later sent the group an email stating that the deleted data seemed to support the idea that the pandemic began outside the Huanan market in Wuhan and that the matter must be analyzed properly."

This was all at the direction of Collins and Fauci.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 09:00 PM (qnVBz)

264 PNWMOME

June 6

Left sidebar. Do it. Do it now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 09:00 PM (U2p+3)

265 Any time I don't recognize a sock, I just assume it's Sponge.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 31, 2022 09:01 PM (5HBd1)

266 Damnit! Off sucky sock!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 09:01 PM (bNcG+)

267 {{{{SMH}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 09:01 PM (Zz0t1)

268 Bazooms are mighty fine, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I saw the Mighty Fine Bazooms open for the Mighty Mighty Bosstones at First Avenue in '95.

The place was bouncin'.

Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2022 09:01 PM (P1f+c)

269 You're thinking of Dizzy Gillespie.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 08:56 PM (yQpMk)

All I see remember is the trumpet.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 31, 2022 09:01 PM (eGTCV)

270 261 What was the girl sax player, Candy Duffler or such like?
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2022 09:00 PM (0OP+5)

Dulfer

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 09:02 PM (II3Gr)

271 That deep horn could be a tuba maybe, they are very deep.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 31, 2022 09:02 PM (UUBmN)

272 256
Posted by: SMH at God's grace

{{{SMH}}} Sounds like a great thing to do, sure hope you both can make the TxMoMe!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 09:02 PM (hOUT3)

273 224
It's like saying Chuck Mangione's trumpet song is a good trumpet song. There are only, what, 3 trumpet songs?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 31, 2022 08:48 PM (ee2OS)

***coughChicagocough***

and Chuck played a Flugelhorn.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 31, 2022 09:02 PM (BgMrQ)

274 We have a wheaten terrier, and when his coat gets grown out, he gets very Teddy bearish.

Posted by: West at March 31, 2022 09:02 PM (QY+6a)

275
Dulfer
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 09:02 PM (II3Gr)



Didn't he win a super bowl with Baltimore?

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 09:02 PM (Zz0t1)

276 {{{Nurse}}}!!!

{{{SMH}}}!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 31, 2022 09:02 PM (+4oV5)

277 cool breeze

I like both versions. Only heard it this year.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 09:02 PM (u82oZ)

278 {{{SMH}}}
* Respectful tip of the hat to Ex-Ex. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

279 I can't be the only one that remembers Quarterflash...
https://youtu.be/rgEV9wh_6ZY

Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 31, 2022 09:03 PM (bUGMk)

280 Am hongry

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2022 09:04 PM (lCui1)

281 Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 09:00 PM (U2p+3)
___

That is when the eldest daughter will be here, thereabouts.

Hope y'all have a blast. : )

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 31, 2022 09:04 PM (zWaRI)

282 What that means is a researcher at WIV uploaded the COVID sequence into the NCBI database at the NIH, then realized that it directly tied COVID to their research. He then requested that the sequence be deleted. Initially Collins said "No, they don't delete after uploading" but changed his mind after talking to Fauci and presumably finding out the NIH was balls deep in developing the plague.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 09:04 PM (qnVBz)

283
those deep booming horns in the opening theme from Conan The Barbarian

what instrument is that
Posted by: DB


French horns and trombones -- https://youtu.be/PhSCxA78x1k

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 31, 2022 09:04 PM (pNxlR)

284 Hey Salty!

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 31, 2022 09:04 PM (zWaRI)

285 Get it together Pixy, this looks like a security nightmare. Browsing with Brave.
Posted by: Jeff C at March 31, 2022 08:44 PM (uLtFX)

----

Ace's main page has never been served over HTTPS as far as I know. Doesn't really matter since you're not supplying any sort of information to look at the front page.

Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2022 09:05 PM (oXNqT)

286 First chair rusty trombone here!

Posted by: Kamala at March 31, 2022 09:05 PM (7DwHm)

287
While gas is almost $7 in California, their "governor" is posing for tweet-pics with him pretending to read "banned" books.



Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 31, 2022 09:06 PM (ee2OS)

288 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2022 09:04 PM (qnVBz)

Almost like they are all corrupt and evil to boot!
\
Nah that can't be right...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 09:06 PM (hOUT3)

289 Head-tilts are contagious like yawns.

one of the things humans do when they want to play is to slightly tip their heads and often stick their tongues out slightly, at least over the front teeth. Dogs and humans compliment each other very well in body language in a way that cats don't

Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2022 09:06 PM (xhaym)

290 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 31, 2022 09:06 PM (+4oV5)

291 >and Chuck played a Flugelhorn.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 31, 2022 09:02 PM (BgMrQ)

Mangione had a string of popular arrangements in the late 70's. 'Children of Sanchez' was a fave in drum corps circles in the early 80s.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 31, 2022 09:06 PM (gryET)

292 PNWMOME

June 6

Left sidebar. Do it. Do it now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 09:00

Are we going to reenact the Normandy landings?

Posted by: Beartooth at March 31, 2022 09:06 PM (+3ARs)

293 Lotta hugs and kisses being thrown around tonight. Is this the HQ or did I stumble into an orgy?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2022 09:07 PM (fsetr)

294 Well, I think there are only two sax tunes that exist.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news


According to Wikipedia, "Messe Solennelle de Sainte-Cecile" is the only Octobass tune, so the sax is still ahead.

And it can only be played by the Montreal Symphony Orchestra, because they're the only orchestra that has one.

Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2022 09:08 PM (P1f+c)

295 Here's an excellent example for what a tuba can do:

https://youtu.be/lMl0kxzf4YU

Posted by: lin-duh at March 31, 2022 09:08 PM (UUBmN)

296 Mangione had a string of popular arrangements in the late 70's. 'Children of Sanchez' was a fave in drum corps circles in the early 80s.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 31, 2022 09:06 PM (gryET)

I read that as "drum crop circles".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 09:08 PM (P3gRi)

297 You're Still a Young Man: Tower of Power

https://youtu.be/xDDpq2UH9lE

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 31, 2022 09:09 PM (5HBd1)

298 Lotta hugs and kisses being thrown around tonight. Is this the HQ or did I stumble into an orgy?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

There are surprisingly few hugs and kisses at a orgy.


So I've been told. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 09:09 PM (bNcG+)

299 Trampoline dog was awesome. Baby turtle didn't look happy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2022 09:09 PM (sVtYq)

300 I saw the Mighty Fine Bazooms open for the Mighty Mighty Bosstones at First Avenue in '95.

The place was bouncin'.
Posted by: mikeski

Well I saw The Slits open for the Mighty Fine Bazooms at the Canyon Club in L.A.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 31, 2022 09:10 PM (KAi1n)

301 262 An appeals court has upheld the Gibson family is due $25 million plus legal costs from Oberlin College.

Legal Insurrection has it.
Posted by: Anna Puma


My great grandmother was the first businesswoman in Oberlin, and owned and operated the first two women's dormitories.

That being said, Oberlin College is getting everything it deserves, and I'm not at all sorry.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 31, 2022 09:10 PM (+4oV5)

302 SMH

If, in the worst case, you can not make the TxMoMeet (and I totally understand), who would be the replacement DJ?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

303 PNWMOME

June 6

Left sidebar. Do it. Do it now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 09:00 PM (U2p+3)


I would love to, except it's much too far to drive (I refuse to fly with the Mask of Cain) and I can only afford to go to one MoMe per year.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 09:11 PM (2JVJo)

304 Here's a hug for you, {{{Duke Lowell}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at March 31, 2022 09:12 PM (+4oV5)

305 Here's an excellent example for what a tuba can do:

https://youtu.be/lMl0kxzf4YU
Posted by: lin-duh

I was part of a tuba quartet in HS that went to States - we took second! Actually, it was great fun.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 09:13 PM (bNcG+)

306 Duke Lowell

It is the influence of LadyL. She is a giver. She also has keen knowledge used for male manipulation. In a good way. She uses her powers for good.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

307 *Blushes*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2022 09:13 PM (fsetr)

308 If, in the worst case, you can not make the TxMoMeet (and I totally understand), who would be the replacement DJ?
Posted by: NaCly Dog
___

Ummm...
...

One of y'all would have to step up.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 31, 2022 09:13 PM (zWaRI)

309 There are surprisingly few hugs and kisses at a orgy.


So I've been told. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 09:09 PM (bNcG+)

When people meet at an orgy do they exchange hugs and kisses?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 31, 2022 09:13 PM (eGTCV)

310 It's too bad that the two older Gibsons passed before all of this nonsense was settled. Oberlin should have been hit with pain and suffering pay outs as well. Those poor people were tortured by a bunch of f'ing idiots.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 31, 2022 09:13 PM (2NHgQ)

311 SMH, we shall see.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2022 09:14 PM (PMYHF)

312 SMH--Please don't tell me you can't make it to Texas...

Posted by: Ladyl at March 31, 2022 09:15 PM (+4oV5)

313 Did someone say orgy?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2022 09:16 PM (LKTKP)

314 {{{Ben Had}}}

Sister.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 31, 2022 09:16 PM (+4oV5)

315 Ladyl, depends on how high gas goes.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 31, 2022 09:17 PM (zWaRI)

316 253 Good Harp music:
The Snowman - Walking In The Air

One of my very favorite pieces of music. I have the cd and the dvd. Love the whole thing.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 31, 2022 09:17 PM (BjGT6)

317 AlaBAMA

** takes spray bottle of water and hits AlaBAMA on the nose. **

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

318 Chuck Mangione playing the LA Olympics theme on the flugelhorn, way before Bruce Jenner was on the Wheaties box, and OJ was a slasher. I think that was the last Lympics I watched.

Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2022 09:17 PM (0OP+5)

319 Ladyl, How are ya, Sis.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2022 09:17 PM (PMYHF)

320 317 AlaBAMA

** takes spray bottle of water and hits AlaBAMA on the nose. **
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 09:17 PM (u82oZ


Ok. Ok!

I'll put my pants back on.

Jeez.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2022 09:18 PM (LKTKP)

321 Are we going to reenact the Normandy landings?
Posted by: Beartooth

No. But we may reenact the eruption of Mt St Helens from the perspective of Harry S Truman.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 09:18 PM (U2p+3)

322 {{{Ben Had}}}

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 31, 2022 09:18 PM (zWaRI)

323 Tonypete,
My oldest plays tuba. It is sort of a pain to lug around but lots of fun. They really stand out when marching.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 31, 2022 09:18 PM (UUBmN)

324 I've been waiting for the Oberlin verdict for some time. A nice detail is that the self-estimable Dean Erwin Chermerinsky, after reminding us all in the amicus brief that he is deemed "the most influential person in legal education in the United States," had the pleasure of supporting the losing effort.

Best wishes to the Gibson family. I'm sorry that Grandpa and Allyn passed away before they could read a clear, concise restoration of their reputations.

Posted by: Lurker Lou Here for Five Minutes at March 31, 2022 09:18 PM (2cRMA)

325 : TecumsehTea

I had a harpist play it at my wedding as my soon-to-be bride walked down the aisle.

When she got next to me, I asked her "New dress?"

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

326 D-day in 15 days!

Tennessee bound and down, rolling up and trucking!

We gonna do what they say can't be done.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2022 09:19 PM (LKTKP)

327 OK, folks, I think I am going to take a shower and go to bed. Since I've put Dreams into Amazon preview, I need to start on my next Theda Bara story.

Hope you all have a lovely night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2022 09:19 PM (2JVJo)

328 Niters, MP4.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 31, 2022 09:20 PM (zWaRI)

329 Ben Had--I'm doing fine and I sure hope you are too.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 31, 2022 09:21 PM (+4oV5)

330 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Let us know when we can buy your book, in hardback.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

331 SMH, I am doing wonderful. I am contracting Ex-ex for some electrical work I need done in Oct.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2022 09:21 PM (PMYHF)

332 Good night, MP4

Posted by: Ladyl at March 31, 2022 09:22 PM (+4oV5)

333 No. But we may reenact the eruption of Mt St Helens from the perspective of Harry S Truman.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 09:18 PM (U2p+3)

My Grandpa saw that happen from his kitchen, as he took his morning cup of coffee. Longview, Washington. he had gotten into the habit of watching the mountain as things built up.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 31, 2022 09:24 PM (x8Wzq)

334 I know, Ben Had, heh.

As long as nukes don't start flying around, guess we'll be there...

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 31, 2022 09:24 PM (zWaRI)

335 289Head-tilts are contagious like yawns.

It just takes one yawn to start other yawns off. Now the news has come in that some friends of Van Vlecks are yawing so wide you can look down their necks. At this moment, right now, under seven more noses, great yawns are in blossom, they're blooming like roses.

I couldn't help it.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 31, 2022 09:25 PM (BjGT6)

336 My Grandpa saw that happen from his kitchen, as he took his morning cup of coffee. Longview, Washington. he had gotten into the habit of watching the mountain as things built up.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 31, 2022 09:24 PM (x8Wzq

That sounds awesome and a little terrifying.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2022 09:25 PM (LKTKP)

337 What makes the Oberlin win so sweet is that Oberlin admin was absolutely certain that they would *never* have to answer for what they did, certainly not to some working class peons like the Gibsons.

It's worth remembering that when this all started, all the Gibson's wanted, or asked for, was an Apology from the administration. They would have let it all go for that - instead, Oberlin went on a years long smear campaign against them, rather than take that one easy step.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2022 09:26 PM (evAgx)

338 SMH, just what I wanted to hear, love.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2022 09:27 PM (PMYHF)

339 So the coronal ejection was a total bust. No Yellowstone caldera, no volcanic eruptions, no nukes, no SMOD. When are we getting our global extinction event?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 09:27 PM (II3Gr)

340 >>French horns and trombones -- https://youtu.be/PhSCxA78x1k

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 31, 2022 09:04 PM (pNxlR)


such a great piece of music
makes me want to pillage & plunder

Posted by: DB at March 31, 2022 09:28 PM (geLO8)

341 Salty, love it!

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 31, 2022 09:28 PM (BjGT6)

342 339 So the coronal ejection was a total bust. No Yellowstone caldera, no volcanic eruptions, no nukes, no SMOD. When are we getting our global extinction event?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 09:27 PM (II3Gr)


Putin is shifting off the oil to Europe tomorrow. That will be fun.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2022 09:29 PM (LKTKP)

343 *shutting

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2022 09:29 PM (LKTKP)

344 The Elden Ring furor seems to have abated a bit. Still gonna wait for a sale. George ARRRRRRRRRRRR Martin being connected to it is enough to turn me off, even if the game is great.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I haven't heard, but does Elden Ring feature a lot of rape, incest, and rape?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 31, 2022 09:29 PM (OssQ4)

345 That sounds awesome and a little terrifying.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2022 09:25 PM (LKTKP)

He shielded his eyes because he was afraid the windows would shatter, but Longview is southwest of St. Helen's, so the concussion was less as it was its north face that blew. Still shook things up. Funny thing is Missoula Montana got more ash than Longview did.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 31, 2022 09:29 PM (x8Wzq)

346 What makes the Oberlin win so sweet is that Oberlin admin was absolutely certain that they would *never* have to answer for what they did, certainly not to some working class peons like the Gibsons.
-------

It is a sad state when resorting to 'The Law' and lawyers is the substitute for well-founded moral reasoning. But, here we are.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 09:29 PM (PPQdm)

347 Has Mary stopped by to tell us that if Jumanji were on the court Oberlin would have won cause its ok to libel people as racists, just like its ok for teachers to sleep with 7 year old, because teachers are heroes?

Posted by: Bete at March 31, 2022 09:30 PM (SlUxL)

348 I started Elden Ring a week ago. It's ridiculously addicting.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2022 09:30 PM (LKTKP)

349 Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker

The Democrat Party, union teachers, Big Tech, Big Pharma, & Mass Media are all working on it. The GOPe is not stopping them.

I stand in the front of them all and say "NO!!"

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 09:30 PM (u82oZ)

350 It's worth remembering that when this all started, all the Gibson's wanted, or asked for, was an Apology from the administration. They would have let it all go for that - instead, Oberlin went on a years long smear campaign against them, rather than take that one easy step.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2022 09:26 PM (evAgx)

Who was the scrunt at Oberlin who doubled down on stupid? If I were the judge in that case, I would require her to stand on the sidewalk in front of Gibson's Bakery,from 9 to 5 every business day for 6 months, naked except for a sandwich board sign reading, "I am a vicious, evil, c***."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 09:31 PM (P3gRi)

351 S'ok. We'll make it up in tuition/fees, paid for with taxpayer-funded 'loans'.

Posted by: Oberlin 'University' at March 31, 2022 09:31 PM (PPQdm)

352 Putin is shutting off the oil to Europe tomorrow. That will be fun.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2022 09:29 PM (LKTKP)

Let's see if pudding-brain pushes the big red button.
*crosses fingers*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 09:31 PM (II3Gr)

353 Rose Marie, dead at 94.

Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 09:32 PM (X5CsJ)

354 Let's see if pudding-brain pushes the big red button.
*crosses fingers*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 09:31 PM (II3Gr)


Probably thinks it's the call button for the kitchen to send up a BLT.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2022 09:33 PM (LKTKP)

355 Who was the scrunt at Oberlin who doubled down on stupid?

Her name - No Joke!!! - is Raimondo.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2022 09:33 PM (evAgx)

356 Rose Marie, dead at 94.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 09:32 PM (X5CsJ)

I hope Buddy Ebsen is greeting her saying "What took you so long?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 09:34 PM (6FeV1)

357 It is a sad state when resorting to 'The Law' and lawyers is the substitute for well-founded moral reasoning. But, here we are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 09:29 PM (PPQdm)


I remain convinced 99% of our current problems are related to the Ivy League lawyers that infest both the government (at every level) and the business sector!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 09:34 PM (hOUT3)

358
Putin is shifting off the oil to Europe tomorrow. That will be fun.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
-------
When you get in a cage with a tiger, you should assume certain risks.

Posted by: Roy at March 31, 2022 09:34 PM (PPQdm)

359 Not Buddy Ebsen.... the other guy... crap.... what's his name?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 09:35 PM (6FeV1)

360
As long as nukes don't start flying around, guess we'll be there...
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 31, 2022 09:24 PM (zWaRI)


Thank goodness!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 31, 2022 09:35 PM (+4oV5)

361 Morey Amsterdam?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 09:35 PM (6FeV1)

362 Rose Marie, dead at 94.
Posted by: SMOD

Sally Rogers?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 09:35 PM (u82oZ)

363 In a sane world we would be the laughingstock of the world putting a jumanji on the same Supreme Court as a Judicial God like Justice Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2022 09:36 PM (0OP+5)

364 Raimondo, which identified as female, was the one passing out flyers calling for the boycott. Nothing like a member of the administration leading the lynch mob to focus one's thoughts...

Irony will be Oberlin having to have a bake sale to help pay off the judgment. Doubt the alumni are terribly thrilled with this.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022 09:36 PM (ipWZW)

365 As long as nukes don't start flying around, guess we'll be there...
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 31, 2022 09:24 PM (zWaRI)

Thank goodness!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 31, 2022 09:35 PM (+4oV5)

If they do start flying around, come early! It's a good place to find some shelter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2022 09:36 PM (evAgx)

366 As long as nukes don't start flying around, guess we'll be there...
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 31, 2022 09:24 PM (zWaRI)/i]

Yes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 09:36 PM (hOUT3)

367 352 Putin is shutting off the oil to Europe tomorrow. That will be fun.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2022 09:29 PM (LKTKP)

Let's see if pudding-brain pushes the big red button.
*crosses fingers*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 09:31 PM (II3Gr)

The only big red button Bidet's handlers let him near is an old Staples "Easy" button.

Posted by: Bete at March 31, 2022 09:37 PM (SlUxL)

368 So if the nukes fly, SMH is a 'maybe.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022 09:37 PM (ipWZW)

369 If they do start flying around, come early! It's a good place to find some shelter.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2022 09:36 PM (evAgx)


No better place in the world.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 31, 2022 09:37 PM (+4oV5)

370 Hmmm. Time to look at my BASF positions.

They need natural gas for about everything.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 09:38 PM (u82oZ)

371 Rose Marie, dead at 94.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 09:32 PM (X5CsJ)

Did she come back as a zombie and get killed?

Posted by: lowandslow at March 31, 2022 09:38 PM (qH6FZ)

372 If you read the Legal Insurrection post, Oberlin is so stupid they are mulling over appealing this.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022 09:38 PM (ipWZW)

373 SMOD

So only Dick Van Dyke is left? Or is Mary Tyler Moore still alive?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 09:39 PM (u82oZ)

374 Oberlin should burnt to ground with the staff chained to the floor.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2022 09:39 PM (7DwHm)

375
Dick Van Dyke is dead to me.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 31, 2022 09:39 PM (ee2OS)

376 Rose Marie, dead at 94.
Posted by: SMOD
-------

I continue to be surprised by the number of stars-to-be who passed through Gunsmoke. Here's a picture of Rose Marie in a role, 1957:
https://tinyurl.com/yrnxtyp5

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 09:39 PM (PPQdm)

377 MTM is mort.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2022 09:39 PM (7DwHm)

378 I wonder what President Harry S Truman would think about democrats today?

Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2022 09:40 PM (0OP+5)

379 Anna Puma

More legal fees paid. The layers on Gibson's side are going Yes, appeal it, please.

The smart move is to pay and suck it up, Oberlin.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 09:40 PM (u82oZ)

380 I wonder what President Harry S Truman would think about democrats today?

Drop the third bomb on the Mall.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022 09:40 PM (ipWZW)

381 363 In a sane world we would be the laughingstock of the world putting a jumanji on the same Supreme Court as a Judicial God like Justice Clarence Thomas.
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2022 09:36 PM (0OP+5)

Even the bonkers left recognizes this, which is why they want to impeach Thomas. Cause a lunatic black woman will look super bad next to Thomas.

Posted by: Bete at March 31, 2022 09:41 PM (SlUxL)

382 Dick Van Dyke is dead to me.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 31, 2022 09:39 PM (ee2OS)

Still not over that whole cockney debacle, huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 09:41 PM (6FeV1)

383 It is a sad state when resorting to 'The Law' and lawyers is the substitute for well-founded moral reasoning. But, here we are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

And, even then, there is no guarantee that the right decision will be arrived at.

*It's a tax*

Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 09:41 PM (bNcG+)

384 Kenchi Tsunoda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l3N601Ju5k

Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 09:41 PM (9v1sv)

385 Mike Hammer

Sure that picture was not from Hooterville?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 09:41 PM (u82oZ)

386
Does Russia need the rest of the world to thrive?
The USA sure doesn't.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 31, 2022 09:41 PM (ee2OS)

387 The smart move is to pay and suck it up, Oberlin.

Their egos and hurt feelings are involved, smart caught the last train to the Coast three years ago.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022 09:42 PM (ipWZW)

388 372 If you read the Legal Insurrection post, Oberlin is so stupid they are mulling over appealing this.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022 09:38 PM (ipWZW)

Might as well. Sooner or later they may find a court made up of Wise Latinx to rule their way.

Posted by: Bete at March 31, 2022 09:42 PM (SlUxL)

389 Even the bonkers left recognizes this, which is why they want to impeach Thomas. Cause a lunatic black woman will look super bad next to Thomas.
Posted by: Bete at March 31, 2022 09:41 PM (SlUxL)


Dayum, I think you are spot on with that analysis!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 09:42 PM (hOUT3)

390 The only big red button Bidet's handlers let him near is an old Staples "Easy" button.
Posted by: Bete
-------

Now, if only they can keep Eleanor Holmes Norton away from it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 09:42 PM (PPQdm)

391 378 I wonder what President Harry S Truman would think about democrats today?
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2022 09:40 PM (0OP+5)

He probably would have assumed that all the pedos and poofers would be Republican.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 09:42 PM (6FeV1)

392 Getting a Thunderstorm

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2022 09:42 PM (2JoB8)

393 my mom met Rose Marie once, at a concert. Lovely lady. We also met Red Skelton. He did a show in Aurora, IL at the Paramount after it had been restored. After the show he sat on the stage and greeted every single fan who stayed and stood in line. My mom got a kiss. On the cheek. He was wonderful.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 31, 2022 09:43 PM (BjGT6)

394 The only state court left is the supreme one I think.

Oberlin has struck out twice, do they go for a third?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022 09:43 PM (ipWZW)

395 Being as we are on thr verge of WWIII, maybe I should speak to this

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 31, 2022 09:45 PM (J00IM)

396 They hid the nuclear football from Joey but alas Kamala has found it

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022 09:45 PM (ipWZW)

397 The only state court left is the supreme one I think.

Oberlin has struck out twice, do they go for a third?
Posted by: Anna Puma

And the OH Supremes do not have to accept or review any case.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 09:45 PM (bNcG+)

398 A saxophone is an ill wind that nobody blows good.

Posted by: Benny Hill 1974 at March 31, 2022 09:46 PM (g6+Ik)

399 Oberlin I guess can try the First Amendment gambit again but the appeals court pretty much shot that mangy mutt dead with a .45 between the eyes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022 09:46 PM (ipWZW)

400 They hid the nuclear football from Joey but alas Kamala has found it
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022 09:45 PM (ipWZW)

"You fuckers had a LUNCH button all this time and never told me!?!?!?"

*click*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 09:47 PM (6FeV1)

401 253 Good Harp music:
The Snowman - Walking In The Air
----
My favorite with this title
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8rRHX9bHik

Posted by: Ciampino at March 31, 2022 09:47 PM (qfLjt)

402 It is coming bown in buckets, thunder, lightning

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2022 09:47 PM (2JoB8)

403 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8rRHX9bHik
Posted by: Ciampino at March 31, 2022 09:47 PM (qfLjt)


Thanks. Never knew the name of that before!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 09:48 PM (hOUT3)

404 Have a great night, everyone.

May you be blessed with health, vigor, and wonder.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 09:48 PM (u82oZ)

405
Skip is up late. An hour past his bedtime.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 31, 2022 09:49 PM (ee2OS)

406 404 Have a great night, everyone.

May you be blessed with health, vigor, and wonder.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 09:48 PM (u82oZ)

I want money
That's what I want

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 31, 2022 09:49 PM (II3Gr)

407 382 Dick Van Dyke is dead to me.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 31, 2022 09:39 PM (ee2OS)

Still not over that whole cockney debacle, huh?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 09:41 PM (6FeV1)

at 96, he's gonna be dead to everybody pretty soon now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2022 09:49 PM (evAgx)

408 Sure that picture was not from Hooterville?
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Well, I had the date wrong, here's better pic, 1955 : https://tinyurl.com/5cthrdyn

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 09:50 PM (PPQdm)

409 PNWMOME

June 6

Left sidebar. Do it. Do it now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 09:00 PM (U2p+3)

Everybody is doing it. You won't be cool if you don't.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 09:50 PM (SH2Zi)

410 Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Good context. Now got to go.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 31, 2022 09:51 PM (u82oZ)

411 Are we going to reenact the Normandy landings?

Posted by: Beartooth at March 31, 2022 09:06 PM (+3ARs)

We are going to the local gas station and reenacting Lord Humugus' Walk Away speech.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 09:51 PM (SH2Zi)

412 Oberlin's appeal ignored all of the actual facts of the case and the reason for the judgment, which is why they lost the appeal. They are playing a purely political game, a very cynical one. Now, after doubling down and doubling down again, I wouldn't be surprised if they do it again. (and it might give the top people enough time to retire quietly and stick their successors with the bill)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2022 09:52 PM (evAgx)

413 As my last post be not....smote

I will state for factual, B-52's have been lofting up over Poland from bases in England and taking sorties as far north as Norway. It is this chess game after all...but with real consequences.

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 31, 2022 09:52 PM (J00IM)

414 Skip is up late. An hour past his bedtime.
Posted by: Soothsayer

BACK TO BED YOUNG MAN!

Posted by: Mama Miklos at March 31, 2022 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)

415 Mrs. has been practicing piano off and on the last hour.

Here's one she is working on.

Primavera

https://youtu.be/QyaSU6zZidg

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at March 31, 2022 09:54 PM (SH2Zi)

416 Thunderstorm fading slowly

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2022 09:54 PM (2JoB8)

417 Memes ready!
ONT is up.

Posted by: Bete at March 31, 2022 09:55 PM (SlUxL)

418 Good night Horde

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 31, 2022 09:56 PM (J00IM)

419 It is this chess game after all...but with real consequences.
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 31, 2022 09:52 PM (J00IM)

Is it really chess? Or just the usual weekly delivery of toilet paper and other random PX shit for the small nation's worth of US servicemen over there?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 09:56 PM (6FeV1)

420 382 Dick Van Dyke is dead to me.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 31, 2022 09:39 PM (ee2OS)

Yeah, but he can still dance.

Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2022 09:56 PM (AmoqO)

421 ... i read that as C- something or other, not B-52..... ignore me....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 09:57 PM (6FeV1)

422 An appeals court has upheld the Gibson family is due $25 million plus legal costs from Oberlin College.

Legal Insurrection has it.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Couldn't happen to nicer bunch of leotard-clad blue haired pierced, blued and tattoo'd commies.

Posted by: Herr Come the Judge Miklos (in Flip Wilson juridical style) at March 31, 2022 09:57 PM (QzkSJ)

423 419
C-17's, C-130's, and C-5's do that kind of work.


B-52's deliver death. Nation erasing kinda death.

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 31, 2022 10:04 PM (J00IM)

424 Does Russia need the rest of the world to thrive?
The USA sure doesn't.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 31, 2022 09:41 PM (ee2OS)


We'll be stuck with the same iPhones for a couple of years, but we'd survive.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 10:12 PM (yQpMk)

425 Okay, so the Adam Project is fun, as anything with Ryan Reynolds tends to be but, I don't think any of his films will age well.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 10:13 PM (yQpMk)

426 Ah, the moving finger has moved on.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 10:14 PM (yQpMk)

427 Thank you for having me back.

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 31, 2022 10:18 PM (J00IM)

428 Two plots to kill President Kennedy
Cubans arrested - FBI agent who caught CIA
falsely imprisoned
https://abc7chicago.com/archive/9315215/

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2022 12:09 AM (9v1sv)

429 Earthquake in CA?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2022 12:10 AM (9v1sv)

430 Traditional herbal medicines are based on the use of natural remedies
like Herbs and Roots, no special food no lifestyle change to
permanently cure drug resistance diseases. Patients who use this
methods will definitely testify. Though not all are natural and may
contain heavy elements which the kidney finds difficult to filter and
excrete that is why I recommend Dr. Omola
Two years ago I was permanently cured of oral herpes by Dr Omola
Dr Omola herbs are hundred percent natural, no after effect and is
guaranteed many have testified to this.
https://dromolaherbalhome.wixsite.com/

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Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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