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Over here! 😅 pic.twitter.com/7Ldl1UCrsf — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) March 29, 2022 Bear standing up to catch snowflakes: That’s the purest thing ever. pic.twitter.com/eAyhT5bvUS — DAPPER DON DHARSHI • K A M I L • (@SoloFlow786) March 29, 2022 So excited.. 😀 pic.twitter.com/EyiSXUosiT — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) March 29, 2022 Wolves like belly-rubs too: I don't know if that's a wolf or wolf-dog. I suspect the latter. Still, cute. Whale gently pushes paddleboarder with fin.🐳🚣🤯 pic.twitter.com/a5CZYFlrWY — 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) March 29, 2022 WoW close up video of a tornado forming. pic.twitter.com/bDIh2soeSm — Figen (@TheFigen) March 28, 2022 Oh yes.. 😅 Sound on pic.twitter.com/rzGgWoBL1E — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) March 30, 2022 Posted by: Ace at 07:48 PM Comments (Jump to bottom of comments) 1 jerrys guitar? Posted by: vizzy at March 30, 2022 07:49 PM (R/9t3) 2 Garcon? Garcon? Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2022 07:50 PM (a3Q+t) 3 which one is Ace? Posted by: Hands at March 30, 2022 07:50 PM (786Ro) 4 Tornado forming? Just as the climate models predicted! Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 30, 2022 07:51 PM (qnVBz) 5 Nice photo Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2022 07:51 PM (2JoB8) 6 Oh man I coulda been first but saw there were nitter links. Thanks Ace! Posted by: fd at March 30, 2022 07:52 PM (vrz2I) 7 That's a baby whale. Posted by: runner at March 30, 2022 07:52 PM (V13WU) 8 I saw rear naked poke open for clean and jerk at the Rosemont in 91. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 30, 2022 07:53 PM (qnVBz) 9 which one is Ace? Posted by: Hands neither is wearing crocks, so whichever is ace must be cheating on garrett. Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at March 30, 2022 07:53 PM (UgAdJ) 10 Bears are a lot like dogs, if they were built like humans and five times as big. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2022 07:53 PM (KZzsI) 11 First read "The Lawyers". Posted by: klaftern at March 30, 2022 07:54 PM (taPSh) 12 i nooded. Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at March 30, 2022 07:54 PM (UgAdJ) 13 well, now. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 07:55 PM (+KWmO) 14 "which one is Ace?" In the top pic? The guy in the hat. Posted by: fd at March 30, 2022 07:55 PM (vrz2I) 15 Luca Brasi? Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 07:55 PM (4I/2K) 16 "real compared to what ?" Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 30, 2022 07:56 PM (c1v4f) 17 Garcon? Garcon? Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2022 07:50 PM (a3Q+t) ----------- "Garcon" means "boy". Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 30, 2022 07:56 PM (T8gyh) 18 Only saw a tornado forming but not to ground once, wasn't that dramatic. Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2022 07:56 PM (2JoB8) 19 I didn't get to watch all of this, but this farm was just destroyed by a tornado: https://youtu.be/2yijZ_MVsUQ Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 30, 2022 07:57 PM (5HBd1) 20 The lady doesn't have an all lovey -dovey posture going on there. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 07:58 PM (7oJPh) 21 do ducks know what they're doing? every afternoon, about an hour or two before sunset, the local ducks start zooming back and forth behind my house- it's totally chaotic, there is no pattern to their zooming- all directions, 1,2, 10 at a time goes on for about 30 minutes Posted by: DB at March 30, 2022 07:58 PM (geLO8) 22 Yeah I was at school when on a stormy day at recess a funnel started to form overhead, like over the school. It reached about maybe halfway from the low clouds, then fell apart. It was... unnerving. Not as bad as the time driving to Missouri through one of the Midwest states, I cannot remember which, north of MO. The sky was black, and lighting was hitting all around us, like miles around us as far as we could see as dad raced down the highway trying to get to the next town. It rained like hell then stopped and when the rain went away we could see maybe a dozen funnels, most of them not to the ground all around us. It was like the pit of hell, and scary as hell. We made it through safely but damnation that was a terrible sight. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2022 07:59 PM (KZzsI) 23 Baby whale looking for jumbo shrimp. Posted by: runner at March 30, 2022 07:59 PM (V13WU) 24 Ducks got zoomies? Posted by: fd at March 30, 2022 08:00 PM (vrz2I) 25 What was Barack Mugabe doing nekkid at da mall? Nobody wants to see that. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2022 08:01 PM (R/m4+) 26 14 "which one is Ace?" In the top pic? The guy in the hat. Posted by: fd at March 30, 2022 07:55 PM (vrz2I) --------------------------- Nah. He's the one behind the tree in the background. If you squint, you can just barely make him out. Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 30, 2022 08:01 PM (CAJOC) 27 Is that a platypus? Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2022 08:01 PM (GPr2Z) 28 The lady doesn't have an all lovey -dovey posture going on there. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 07:58 PM (7oJPh) The whole encounter seems a bit awkward. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 08:01 PM (guGkK) 29 I saw a small tornado try to form over water once. It tried to reach down to the surface a few times but could never connect. It would get close and then pull up again. Quite interesting to watch. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 30, 2022 08:01 PM (Y5qcH) 30 The lady doesn't have an all lovey -dovey posture going on there. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 07:58 PM (7oJPh) He hasn't established his bona fides yet. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 08:02 PM (4I/2K) 31 It's Holodeck Ace. Posted by: fd at March 30, 2022 08:02 PM (vrz2I) 32 21 do ducks know what they're doing? every afternoon, about an hour or two before sunset, the local ducks start zooming back and forth behind my house- it's totally chaotic, there is no pattern to their zooming- all directions, 1,2, 10 at a time goes on for about 30 minutes Posted by: DB at March 30, 2022 07:58 PM (geLO --------------------------- The part you don't see is just before, when they're all together with their friends, and they're like "C'mon, we're gonna go act crazy just to fuck with this guy" Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 30, 2022 08:03 PM (CAJOC) 33 Have seen waterspouts. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 08:03 PM (+KWmO) 34 Dust devils along I-5 in the CA central valley are pretty cool to watch. Posted by: SFGoth at March 30, 2022 08:04 PM (KAi1n) 35 I can't figure out what the arms are doing either. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 08:04 PM (guGkK) 36 A tornado came thru our yard. Sound like God's weedwhacker. Posted by: fd at March 30, 2022 08:04 PM (vrz2I) 37 Been up since 2am so calling it a day Everyone have a great evening Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2022 08:04 PM (2JoB8) 38 Honestly, it might be time to reserve the flaming skulls for general strikes, civil unrest, and so forth. Nothing on the political world counts as a "big story" anymore... Everything they will or won't do is wholly predictable, and can't be changed short of regime change. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2022 08:04 PM (SKVme) 39 Maybe they're Siamese twins and he's telling her he's leaving. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 08:05 PM (guGkK) 40 RI Red, Hope you both are well. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 08:05 PM (7oJPh) 41 do ducks know what they're doing? every afternoon, about an hour or two before sunset, the local ducks start zooming back and forth behind my house- it's totally chaotic, there is no pattern to their zooming- all directions, 1,2, 10 at a time goes on for about 30 minutes Posted by: DB at March 30, 2022 07:58 PM (geLO My cats do that a couple of times a day. One used to do it near bedtime and I called it midnight crazies. Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2022 08:05 PM (eoQWY) 42 It's Holodeck Ace. Posted by: fd at March 30, 2022 08:02 PM (vrz2I) He's cutting into my reserved time. Posted by: Lt Reginald Barclay at March 30, 2022 08:06 PM (4I/2K) 43 35 I can't figure out what the arms are doing either. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 08:04 PM (guGkK) ---------------------------------- Looks like she's reaching for a pistol. Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 30, 2022 08:06 PM (CAJOC) 44 That wolf video is awesome and shows you how much even wild animals enjoy the human touch. A week or two ago there was a video of a hyena who couldn't get enough of a human scratching her. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 30, 2022 08:06 PM (rz+/y) 45 I saw a small tornado try to form over water once. It tried to reach down to the surface a few times but could never connect. It would get close and then pull up again. Quite interesting to watch. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 30, 2022 08:01 PM (Y5qcH) I can see that water being so much more dense it might pull the energy right out of the twister if it is little. Water usually being cooler might also help. Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2022 08:07 PM (eoQWY) 46 I saw Malia Obama snort a huge line of coke so hard it formed a funnel. Then she sucked my cock. Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 30, 2022 08:07 PM (SjLdF) 47 Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle New York is giving the Buffalo Bills $850 million in taxpayer funds for a new stadium, the biggest pro sports subsidy of all time. Three days ago, NY announced a $800 million cut to children and family services. The Bills owner is worth $5.8 billion. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 08:07 PM (UHVv4) 48 20 The lady doesn't have an all lovey -dovey posture going on there. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 07:58 PM (7oJPh) +++ I agree. Looks like she's thinking - how do I disengage from this? Posted by: washrivergal at March 30, 2022 08:07 PM (wfi1w) 49 Nigel Farage is spitting the truth right now. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2022 08:07 PM (GPr2Z) 50 I can't figure out what the arms are doing either. Trying to stabilize himself. Posted by: runner at March 30, 2022 08:07 PM (V13WU) 51 I think this is more like Trapped than Lovers. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 08:07 PM (7oJPh) 52 If I could fly and land on water, I'd be doing some crazy shit too. Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2022 08:08 PM (fsetr) 53 Ben Had, we are. We are particularly happy because Jr.'s GF has been living with us, and he just pulled into Seattle. Will be headed back here toot sweet. Keeping our fingers crossed for them - the future is theirs. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 08:08 PM (+KWmO) 54 It's spring in Oklahoma which means the weather is really putting fourth an effort to kill us all. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 30, 2022 08:08 PM (rz+/y) 55 "Posted by: Hunter Biden" I rate this as probably true. Posted by: fd at March 30, 2022 08:09 PM (vrz2I) 56 Dang it. I missed the flaming crack pipe skull again. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 08:09 PM (SH2Zi) 57 Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle New York is giving the Buffalo Bills $850 million in taxpayer funds for a new stadium, the biggest pro sports subsidy of all time. Three days ago, NY announced a $800 million cut to children and family services. The Bills owner is worth $5.8 billion. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 08:07 PM (UHVv4) Bread and circuses....and stoopid people. NFL owner's wet dream. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2022 08:09 PM (R/m4+) 58 RI Red, email in the am. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 08:10 PM (7oJPh) 59 Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle New York is giving the Buffalo Bills $850 million in taxpayer funds for a new stadium, the biggest pro sports subsidy of all time. Three days ago, NY announced a $800 million cut to children and family services. The Bills owner is worth $5.8 billion. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 08:07 PM (UHVv4) jumps from truck roof smashes card table Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2022 08:10 PM (gkoWb) 60 The woman has her hands in her pockets and she seems upset with, or at least cool toward the guy who is trying to pull her toward him. Wonderful use of lighting and it feels hugely noir with the black and white and gray instead of color. And yeah, I get the sense she might be about to pull out a little revolver and put a few pills into this fellow. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2022 08:11 PM (KZzsI) 61 OK, BH! Life is good. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 08:11 PM (+KWmO) 62 Yikes, that tornado video. Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2022 08:11 PM (sunG2) 63 Lovers picture looks more like a "transaction" being negotiated IYKWIM Posted by: lin-duh at March 30, 2022 08:11 PM (UUBmN) 64 Bread and circuses....and stoopid people. NFL owner's wet dream. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2022 08:09 PM (R/m4+) The 850 million likely gave about 8 thousand to kids, and the rest to worthless admins and kickbacks to the elite. Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2022 08:11 PM (eoQWY) 65 If the government propaganda media can ignore a stolen landslide election, a coup attempt and obvious lifetime corruption, then they can easily ignore a laptop. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 30, 2022 08:12 PM (rz+/y) 66 The Bills owner is worth $5.8 billion. Funny how these guys cannot ever seem to come up with the scratch to build their own facilities. Or win, for that matter. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2022 08:12 PM (KZzsI) 67 The Bills owner is worth $5.8 billion. Funny how these guys cannot ever seem to come up with the scratch to build their own facilities. Or win, for that matter. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2022 08:12 PM (KZzsI) Without an NFL franchise, people would think Buffalo was a frozen hellhole of a city in a corrupt state run by psychopaths. Having a franchise, they think it also has an NFL team. Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2022 08:14 PM (eoQWY) 68 Wolves like belly-rubs too: That could be a very clever trap. Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2022 08:14 PM (D6lWx) 69 lin-duh, how are you feeling? Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 08:14 PM (7oJPh) 70 Have to watch that whale video when I get home. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 30, 2022 08:15 PM (F/J1O) 71 Just got in and read the thread below. [insert expletive here] Thanks to ... for the skull, I got a laugh out of that - especially the eyebrows were a nice touch. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 30, 2022 08:15 PM (wAnMi) 72 Funny how these guys cannot ever seem to come up with the scratch to build their own facilities. Or win, for that matter. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor If we had a new stadium the team would win more and more people would come to see them and spend money to help the economy and provide jobs at the stadium and .... Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2022 08:15 PM (vd8XM) 73 Lovers picture looks more like a "transaction" being negotiated IYKWIM Posted by: lin-duh at March 30, 2022 08:11 PM (UUBmN) The tension makes me think he is trying to get her to say where they will go to dinner...and she isn't deciding. Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2022 08:15 PM (eoQWY) 74 The gal in the picture has swollen ankles, which is a sure sign of syphilis. She wants to warn the fella but her pimp is around the corner and 14 dollars is 14 dollars. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2022 08:15 PM (R/m4+) 75 68 Wolves like belly-rubs too: That could be a very clever trap. Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2022 08:14 PM (D6lWx) I have a hard time believing that a wild wolf would offer it's belly like that, even as a deception- they are smart, but it is not like they are Robert E Lee here. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 30, 2022 08:16 PM (ZDXYb) 76 If I could fly and land on water, I'd be doing some crazy shit too. ------------------------ I hope you're not a Chinese civil pilot, Duke! Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 08:16 PM (UHVv4) 77 Just got in and read the thread below. [insert expletive here] Thanks to ... for the skull, I got a laugh out of that - especially the eyebrows were a nice touch. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 30, 2022 08:15 PM (wAnMi) And the actual flame in the bowl of the crack pipe. Very well done. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 08:17 PM (SH2Zi) 78 Why would an NFL owner pony up his own cash for a new stadium when he knows damn good and well that his flunkies in the government will give him taxpayer money instead? Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2022 08:17 PM (fsetr) 79 Hairyback Guy, He probably is her pimp. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 08:18 PM (7oJPh) 80 Oh, I forgot to mention this yesterday. A local news story said that over 400 thoroughbred race horses died while racing last year. Is that even possible? It seems absurd. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 30, 2022 08:18 PM (ZDXYb) 81 Why would an NFL owner pony up his own cash for a new stadium when he knows damn good and well that his flunkies in the government will give him taxpayer money instead? Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2022 08:17 PM (fsetr) He didn't amass billions by spending his own money. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 08:19 PM (SH2Zi) 82 Bob Kraft privately financed the building of Gillette Stadium, it was probably cheaper than paying off all of the local politicians. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 30, 2022 08:19 PM (a4EWo) 83 Shifty eyes Posted by: Duke Lowell - Not a Chinese pilot, as far as you know at March 30, 2022 08:19 PM (fsetr) 84 What's with the negotiation? Isn't it always 20 bucks, like in town? Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 08:20 PM (+KWmO) 85 82 Bob Kraft privately financed the building of Gillette Stadium, it was probably cheaper than paying off all of the local politicians. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 30, 2022 08:19 PM (a4EWo) Well, it is New England. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 30, 2022 08:20 PM (ZDXYb) 86 Bob Kraft privately financed the building of Gillette Stadium, it was probably cheaper than paying off all of the local politicians. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 30, 2022 08:19 PM (a4EWo) I still want to see Bob's video from his Asian massage adventure. Release the video! Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2022 08:20 PM (R/m4+) 87 If seeing that tornado don't scare you snotless you ain't normal. Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2022 08:20 PM (0OP+5) 88 I still want to see Bob's video from his Asian massage adventure. ------ OMG, I most emphatically don't! Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2022 08:21 PM (SKVme) 89 Aetius, worse living through chemicals. Trying to avoid drugs tests is indeed hazardous to horse's health. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 08:21 PM (7oJPh) 90 The lady doesn't have an all lovey-dovey posture going on there. All sorts of questions. Good picture. Makes you stop to figure it out. Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2022 08:21 PM (D6lWx) 91 If I remember, Boob Kraft received millions in public funded "inrastructure improvements" around his new stadium. In other words, he didn't have to pay for all the new utilities and new roads surrounding the stadium. In other words, it's like owning a Sub-Division, and only having to build the House, while the taxpayers pay for developing the land. Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 30, 2022 08:23 PM (kRGzM) 92 Euphemism of the day. Slapping the seal. Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2022 08:24 PM (FhXTo) 93 Puget Sound is very good at having the entire state of WA pay for stuff they get to use. Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 30, 2022 08:24 PM (5HBd1) 94 I still want to see Bob's video from his Asian massage adventure. Release the video! Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2022 08:20 PM (R/m4+) WHY in God's name would you want to see an old guy getting a handy? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 30, 2022 08:24 PM (ZDXYb) 95 Picture caption? GUY ON LEFT: Ducks don't fly upside down because they might quack up. GAL ON RIGHT: Posted by: fd at March 30, 2022 08:24 PM (vrz2I) 96 Eromero, once at band camp, no, Ft. Campbell, I was on 30-minute stand-by and we got bounced to go fly a congressman down to Arkansas. Tornado damage. We were flying in those conditions and ATC kept routing us around bad-looking cells. I'm glad I'm no longer young and fearless. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 08:25 PM (+KWmO) 97 Woman in picture is saying 'No, mister. I don't want to get in your van.' Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2022 08:25 PM (0OP+5) 98 FWIW, here's where a portion of the funding for the new Bills stadium will come from: https://tinyurl.com/2khdv5k5 Worthwhile to read the comment section as well... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2022 08:25 PM (BgMrQ) 99 89 Aetius, worse living through chemicals. Trying to avoid drugs tests is indeed hazardous to horse's health. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 08:21 PM (7oJPh) O.O Well, that is something I did not need to know. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 30, 2022 08:26 PM (ZDXYb) 100 In this economy, whose is going to have that much disposable income to go to these games? Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 08:26 PM (7oJPh) 101 97 Woman in picture is saying 'No, mister. I don't want to get in your van.' Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2022 08:25 PM (0OP+5) Guy: But I have some Charleston Chews! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 30, 2022 08:26 PM (ZDXYb) 102 I got Inman on the twitter link. Maybe they let him out of jail? Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 08:27 PM (CLkaN) 103 How old is Kraft? 142? That's like watching crypt keeper porno. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2022 08:27 PM (SKVme) 104 Brassai, The Lovers Get a room, they are hot. Good pic. Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 08:28 PM (CLkaN) 105 >>>92 Euphemism of the day. Slapping the seal. i was going to say, that seal sounds like me five minutes after I post the Cafe. Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 30, 2022 08:28 PM (0G13K) 106 I step away but meant to post on last thread that Joe Biden would throw Hunter under the bus just like the Russian father in John Wick. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 30, 2022 08:29 PM (/ijUi) 107 In fact, Boob Kraft was supposedly all set to move the Patriots to Connecticut, and then, all of a sudden, he reached a deal with Foxboro and Wrentham. Like magic! He pulled a Joe Manchin -- pretend and bluff like you're going to do one thing, only to be waiting until your deal gets "$weetened." Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 30, 2022 08:29 PM (kRGzM) 108 Brattleboro is having a "We Say Gay" Day parade on April 3 to protest the racist law passed by the Rednecks in Florida. Comes out and supports this worthy cause. What has you done to protect the Gay Community ???? Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 30, 2022 08:30 PM (Eo4V3) 109 96 Eromero, once at band camp, no, Ft. Campbell, I was on 30-minute stand-by and we got bounced to go fly a congressman down to Arkansas. Tornado damage. We were flying in those conditions and ATC kept routing us around bad-looking cells. I'm glad I'm no longer young and fearless. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 08:25 PM (+KWmO) 'There are bold pilots and there are old pilots but there are no old, bold pilots.' Mostly true. Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2022 08:30 PM (0OP+5) 110 At least Kraft put up his own cardboard money for his stadium. Posted by: micky at March 30, 2022 08:31 PM (3byMq) 111 103 It'd be like watching Baby Groot fighting to escape an Asian hooker's hand. Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 30, 2022 08:31 PM (roH4R) 112 FWIW, here's where a portion of the funding for the new Bills stadium will come from: ------------------------- About time Indians started paying back the white man! Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 08:32 PM (UHVv4) 113 >>>It'd be like watching Baby Groot fighting to escape an Asian hooker's hand. it's like giving a stop and frisk to the Crypt Keeper Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 30, 2022 08:32 PM (0G13K) 114 'There are bold pilots and there are old pilots but there are no old, bold pilots.' Mostly true. Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2022 08:30 PM (0OP+5) Up until Chuck Yeager's passing, he was the only old, bold pilot... #oneofakind Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2022 08:33 PM (BgMrQ) 115 browndog, now I'm not a pilot, but I'm old and bald. Wait. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 08:34 PM (+KWmO) 116 They made a huge deal when Irma Kraft died. Oh they were so in love! Oh she was wonderful! The team wore the black armbands, and everything. So touching. Two Sundays later, there's Bob Kraft and his "new" 30 year old girlfriend in the owner's booth watching the game. Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 30, 2022 08:34 PM (kRGzM) 117 111 103 It'd be like watching Baby Groot fighting to escape an Asian hooker's hand. Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 30, 2022 08:31 PM (roH4R) Or one them weird-ass geoduck clams. Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2022 08:34 PM (0OP+5) 118 Ben Had, Just very tired and stiff/sore. Posted by: lin-duh at March 30, 2022 08:35 PM (UUBmN) 119 17 Garcon? Garcon? Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2022 07:50 PM (a3Q+t) ----------- "Garcon" means "boy". Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 30, 2022 07:56 PM (T8gyh) The boys down at the "Esmeralda" don't like to be called Garcon. Posted by: Javems at March 30, 2022 08:35 PM (AmoqO) 120 Proving @110 that I didn't even glance on the way to the bottom, but yes lots of easement was on the state. Posted by: micky at March 30, 2022 08:35 PM (3byMq) 121 There's a blue glove joke somewhere? Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2022 08:36 PM (FhXTo) 122 Two Sundays later, there's Bob Kraft and his "new" 30 year old girlfriend in the owner's booth watching the game. Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 30, 2022 08:34 PM (kRGzM) To be fair, life be short, yo! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 08:36 PM (hOUT3) 123 Oh for the love of God... There's a young lady golfer being interviewed down at Augusta, and she's wearing a fucking mask. WHY WHY WHY... #madness Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2022 08:36 PM (BgMrQ) 124 117 LOL Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 30, 2022 08:37 PM (roH4R) 125 Becuz she's ugly? Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 08:37 PM (+KWmO) 126 108 Brattleboro is having a "We Say Gay" Day parade on April 3 to protest the racist law passed by the Rednecks in Florida. Comes out and supports this worthy cause. What has you done to protect the Gay Community ???? Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 30, 2022 08:30 PM (Eo4V3) Helped them to not fail at suicide attempts, cause who can live with the shame of failure? Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2022 08:37 PM (8E+wy) 127 115 browndog, now I'm not a pilot, but I'm old and bald. Wait. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 08:34 PM (+KWmO) Damn Red, you made me go back and check my typing... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2022 08:37 PM (BgMrQ) 128 Happy Hump Fartclam Day Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 08:38 PM (Pmf4n) 129 RI Red, email done now. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 08:39 PM (7oJPh) 130 123 Oh for the love of God... There's a young lady golfer being interviewed down at Augusta, and she's wearing a fucking mask. WHY WHY WHY... #madness Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2022 08:36 PM (BgMrQ) I'll never understand golfers and their equipment. Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2022 08:39 PM (0OP+5) 131 100 In this economy, whose is going to have that much disposable income to go to these games? Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 08:26 PM (7oJPh) Perhaps they accept food stamps? Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2022 08:39 PM (8E+wy) 132 This is old now, but the bowels of the internet, a.k.a. Reddit, recently banned the word "groomer" from its site. Reddit is where all the stupid losers go to be with other stupid losers and pretend they're not stupid losers. It's like twitter but more boring. Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 30, 2022 08:39 PM (kRGzM) 133 Ben Had, Just very tired and stiff/sore. Posted by: lin-duh Prayers up ! Posted by: JT at March 30, 2022 08:40 PM (arJlL) 134 Otay, Ben! Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 08:40 PM (+KWmO) 135 hiya Posted by: JT at March 30, 2022 08:40 PM (arJlL) 136 113 Crypt Keeper always did seem happy. Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 30, 2022 08:40 PM (roH4R) 137 132 This is old now, but the bowels of the internet, a.k.a. Reddit, recently banned the word "groomer" from its site. Reddit is where all the stupid losers go to be with other stupid losers and pretend they're not stupid losers. It's like twitter but more boring. Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 30, 2022 08:39 PM (kRGzM) On thus people who cut pet's hair/fur are suddenly unpersoned. Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2022 08:41 PM (8E+wy) 138 So where could I get throat singing lessons. It might be interesting on karaoke night. Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 30, 2022 08:42 PM (eGTCV) 139 >>>In other words, he didn't have to pay for all the new utilities and new roads surrounding the stadium. In other words, it's like owning a Sub-Division, and only having to build the House, while the taxpayers pay for developing the land. Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 30, 2022 08:23 PM (kRGzM) ------------ and if he plays it like the Astodome he'll sell it to the city next year. or he owns all the concessions and all the concession sales. Get yer ice cold beer right here. Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 08:42 PM (CLkaN) 140 Even wolves play the banjo when you rub their bellies. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 08:42 PM (yQpMk) 141 Think Jerry Jones owns the beer concession in Dallas. Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 08:43 PM (CLkaN) 142 Happy Hump Fartclam Day Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 08:38 PM (Pmf4n) I don't even know how to celebrate. Is there a protocol? Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 08:44 PM (SH2Zi) 143 Lol. Comedians are afraid for their safety post Will Smith. Hey assholes you were more than happy to participate in the moral decay that led to this. So fuck all yall and your concerns. Or shorter: lolgf and fuck guy, war. Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 08:44 PM (Pmf4n) 144 Is that the definition of Ironic, or what? While the reddit pedos decry the "don't say gay" law, they literally make a new rule to "don't say groomer." Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 30, 2022 08:45 PM (kRGzM) 145 Redditt, twitter, and tik tok are force multipliers for zippers. Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 08:45 PM (CLkaN) 146 Even wolves play the banjo when you rub their bellies. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 08:42 PM (yQpMk) Do they look like Senile Joe when they do it? Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 30, 2022 08:46 PM (eGTCV) 147 In this economy, whose is going to have that much disposable income to go to these games? Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 08:26 PM (7oJPh) Perhaps they accept food stamps? Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2022 08:39 PM (8E+wy) Just wait for calls for 'diversity' in sky box users. Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2022 08:46 PM (eoQWY) 148 It'd be like watching Baby Groot fighting to escape an Asian hooker's hand. Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 30, 2022 08:31 PM (roH4R) Now there's a mental image. Nightmare fuel. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 08:46 PM (4I/2K) 149 I think I would spend more time looking where the funnel is that where the tornado starts. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 08:47 PM (yQpMk) 150 Maybe so, but just found a sweet piece on Reddit about dogs. Here's a bit: When you think your dog has died, it has just fallen asleep in your heart. And by the way, it is wagging its tail madly, you see, and that's why your chest hurts so much and you cry all the time. Who would not cry with a happy dog wagging its tail in their chest. Ouch! Wap wap wap wap wap, that hurts. But they only wag when they wake up. ThatÆs when they say: "Thanks Boss! Thanks for a warm place to sleep and always next to your heart, the best place." Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 30, 2022 08:47 PM (5HBd1) 151 FJB stopped a tornado with a chain once. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 30, 2022 08:48 PM (qnVBz) 152 Astrodome aka Harris County Domed Stadium, Eighth Wonder of the World! Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 08:50 PM (4I/2K) 153 FJB stopped a tornado with a chain once. He threw the chain into the jet's engine? Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 30, 2022 08:50 PM (SchxB) 154 ..Oh for the love of God... There's a young lady golfer being interviewed down at Augusta, and she's wearing a fucking mask. WHY WHY WHY.. #madness. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2022 08:36 PM (BgMrQ) I'll never understand golfers and their equipment. Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2022 08:39 PM (0OP+5) It's helping mask her +5 handicap. Would only be a +3, but that fuckin' mask changes her perception on the backswing, and she's too hypnotized by the propaganda to know this. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2022 08:50 PM (QzJWU) 155 In this economy, whose is going to have that much disposable income to go to these games? Posted by: Ben Had Lol. Like that was even a consideration. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 30, 2022 08:50 PM (qnVBz) 156 FJB the only blowhard bigger than an F4 Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 08:50 PM (7oJPh) 157 In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old. https://bityl.co/BYRN Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 08:52 PM (yQpMk) 158 Dunno, Ben. The F4 Phantom blew lots of air. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 08:52 PM (+KWmO) 159 Biden received a second booster Covid vaccine today while sitting in the WH fake set. He had announced the one stop free shop for all things Covid. Tests masks where to get a free vaccine.Then sat down and got his jab in front of the camera. Grandpa has had four vaccines now. Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2022 08:53 PM (hedbi) 160 Completely off topic but a woman i occasionally chat with at the pub has had her husband leave for another woman. She spoke about it with me today, So here I am, this polite, well behaved, gently aged Christian gentleman drinking beer in Peyton Place. Oh well. Don't know what I'm doing there, but oh well. Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 30, 2022 08:54 PM (eGTCV) 161 Was everyone giving FJB his vaccine masked? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 30, 2022 08:54 PM (qnVBz) 162 Hope those billion covids test kits have a Loooong shelf life. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 08:55 PM (7oJPh) 163 I can't believe they are still pushing a "vax" for a virus that has mutated way beyond the efficacy of said "vax". Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 08:56 PM (+KWmO) 164 Oh well. Don't know what I'm doing there, but oh well. Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 30, 2022 08:54 PM (eGTCV) It's a trap! Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 30, 2022 08:56 PM (SH2Zi) 165 Oh well. Don't know what I'm doing there, but oh well. Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 30, 2022 08:54 PM (eGTCV) Buy her a drink. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 08:56 PM (yQpMk) 166 Luca Brasi? Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 07:55 PM (4I/2K) Nah, he's on a paddleboard with a whale Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2022 08:57 PM (xhaym) 167 A robber who was after a $450,000 Richard Mille watch shot a 33-year-old French cryptocurrency expert at point blank range in Manhattan this month. It is a watch. How the f is a watch worth $450k? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 30, 2022 08:57 PM (qnVBz) 168 Oh well. Don't know what I'm doing there, but oh well. Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 30, 2022 08:54 PM (eGTCV) In all seriousness, you deserve happiness. There is no harm in having a nice dinner and good conversation, without expectations. I find that women that have been left are especially hungry. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 08:58 PM (SH2Zi) 169 >Worthwhile to read the comment section as well... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2022 08:25 PM (BgMrQ) Why did I take the bait and read the comments? At least one asshole was honest enough that all that mattered was what made him happy was what mattered. And what made him happy was having the Bills subsidized, and fuck anyone else who disagreed. MURICA Hands off my ~~bread and circuses~~ Medicare and Sportsball! Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 30, 2022 08:58 PM (7stnK) 170 Northern Lurker, I believe that was a pick-up line. Do or do not do. Then tell us the details. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 08:59 PM (+KWmO) 171 I was actually looking at an old link that lead to the humans are elves to dogs post. Then found that other post. Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 30, 2022 08:59 PM (5HBd1) 172 >>>It is a watch. How the f is a watch worth $450k? Astronaut Watch. Posted by: Sienfeld at March 30, 2022 08:59 PM (z4BwD) 173 Stats for England but... Covid is now LESS deadly than the flu: Omicron's milder nature combined with sky-high immunity from jabs and previous waves mean virus's fatality rate has plunged SEVEN-FOLD in past three months +Government figures implied the virus had a mortality rate of around 0.2 per cent when Delta was dominant +But amid the rise of Omicron it has plunged seven-fold to as little as 0.03 per cent of victims dying from Covid +Scientists said it was possible Covid is now less deadly than the flu because of Omicron and immunity By LUKE ANDREWS HEALTH REPORTER FOR MAILONLINE PUBLISHED: 10:51 EDT, 10 March 2022 \| UPDATED: 14:21 EDT, 10 March 2022 Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 09:00 PM (UHVv4) 174 Off to make the bacon for BLTs. Carpe Dame, NL Urker. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 09:00 PM (SH2Zi) 175 Maybe her husband left because she spends time at the pub talking to other men? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 30, 2022 09:00 PM (qnVBz) 176 Astrodome aka Harris County Domed Stadium, Eighth Wonder of the World! Posted by: Count de Monet But without the Superdome's storied history of murder and cannibalism. Posted by: Miklos, who worked at the 'Dome at March 30, 2022 09:00 PM (QzkSJ) 177 But without the Superdome's storied history of murder and cannibalism. Posted by: Miklos, who worked at the 'Dome at March 30, 2022 09:00 PM (QzkSJ) Don't forget upsetting fairies. Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 09:01 PM (dscaa) 178 NLurker, After the last two years, I think a lot of us would just like to sit and talk to another person for awhile. I can't think of anything more lovely. Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 30, 2022 09:02 PM (5HBd1) 179 $20 same as in town. Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 30, 2022 09:02 PM (S3EUx) 180 Just remember, for EVERY woman out there, there is a guy who is tired of her shit. -Confucius Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 09:02 PM (+KWmO) 181 "Garcon" means "boy". Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 30, 2022 07:56 PM Indeed. It's also used for "waiter". Trying to honor Ace's French heritage in the Cafe context. Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2022 09:03 PM (a3Q+t) 182 Perhaps Disney should take a cue from stadium builders and issue Personal SEAT Licenses? IYKWIMAITYD Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2022 09:04 PM (63Dwl) 183 Good stuff! Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at March 30, 2022 09:04 PM (qpX6U) 184 It is a watch. How the f is a watch worth $450k? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The same way anything is. Some twerp was willing to pay that much for it. If he hadn't been shot, I could sell him a Casio for half that. Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2022 09:04 PM (P1f+c) 185 robber who was after a $450,000 Richard Mille watch shot a 33-year-old French cryptocurrency expert at point blank range in Manhattan this month. It is a watch. How the f is a watch worth $450k? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 30, 2022 08:57 PM (qnVBz) That's a cheap Richard Mille watch. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 30, 2022 09:04 PM (u5NuV) 186 Northern Lurker, I believe that was a pick-up line. ------------------------------ Try... Do you work for Canada Post? Because I can't but help notice you checking out my package. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 09:04 PM (UHVv4) 187 Hi everyone. I'm tipsy bordering on in the bag. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 09:05 PM (NWKH2) 188 Pardon me, garcon. Is that the Chatanooga Choo Choo? Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 09:05 PM (+KWmO) 189 $450K for a watch? I wouldn't pay that much for a watch unless it told me the future along with the current time. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 30, 2022 09:05 PM (UuD2k) 190 Jordan61, good for you. I'm on my way. Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2022 09:06 PM (ou23q) 191 Jordan61, good on Ya. Drink plenty of water before you go to bed. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 09:06 PM (7oJPh) 192 Hi everyone. I'm tipsy bordering on in the bag. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 09:05 PM (NWKH2) Do not get horizontal. Then party's over. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 09:07 PM (SH2Zi) 193 JordanWench, as long as there's bacon in the bag, we're good. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 09:07 PM (+KWmO) 194 fuckface is here Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 30, 2022 09:07 PM (kRGzM) 195 I'm tipsy bordering on in the bag. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 09:05 PM (NWKH2) What are you having? reaches for wallet Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 09:07 PM (SH2Zi) 196 Don Rickles is on Gomer Pyle. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2022 09:08 PM (63Dwl) 197 Tornado video is awesome. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2022 09:08 PM (evAgx) 198 Tornado video is awesome. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2022 09:08 PM (evAgx) As is the whale boost. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 09:08 PM (SH2Zi) 199 It is a watch. How the f is a watch worth $450k? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 30, 2022 08:57 PM (qnVBz) There were complications. Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 30, 2022 09:09 PM (wBpKf) 200 If the government propaganda media can ignore a stolen landslide election, a coup attempt and obvious lifetime corruption, then they can easily ignore a laptop. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 30, 2022 08:12 PM (rz+/y) My current theory is that Hunter was not only the bagman, he was also tasked with doing dead drops. Note that he lost other laptops before, one of which is probably in Russia. Hunter was tasked with dropping off the tech with the data, unfortunately he is was high like methheads get, and dropped it off at. The. Wrong. Shop. And no one checked because it was a deep dead drop and the principals couldn't contact each other without being tagged, and time had to be let pass to make the whole, "nope abandoned property, I cleaned it and sold it on Craig's List" seem reasonable. Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2022 09:09 PM (xhaym) 201 Bacon is baconing. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 09:09 PM (SH2Zi) 202 And thats why they called him The Quacker of the pack... Vrooom... vrooooommmm Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2022 09:09 PM (oHd/0) 203 That tornado formation doesn't quite seem real. Freaky. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:09 PM (II3Gr) 204 It is a watch. How the f is a watch worth $450k? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 30, 2022 08:57 PM (qnVBz) That's a cheap Richard Mille watch. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 30, 2022 09:04 PM (u5NuV) A $450k watch and a $20 watch tell the same time. A Maybach will drive you as far as a Ford. An $8M home holds as much loneliness as a $150k home. True happiness is not found in flashy materialistic things, it comes from quality firearms, ammo, medical equipment and training, and NODS/thermal scopes. Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2022 09:09 PM (P4LRL) 205 Ann Barnhardt has an interesting theory: 1. Pfizer's Jab causes auto-immune diseases, such as Alopecia. 2. Pfizer is getting ready to launch a new medication for Alopecia. 3. Pfizer sponsored this year's Academy Awards Clowshow. 4. Fisticuffs ensued from an Alopecia joke at the Academy Awards, and now everybody is talking about You Know What! Ann is a bit strident as all religious converts seem to be, but her "I Told You So" grade is getting up there with Alex Jones these days. Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2022 09:09 PM (xpV7z) 206 Here Jordan, Have a seat! Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 30, 2022 09:09 PM (a4EWo) 207 If you call Will Smith "Garcon", he will slap you. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2022 09:09 PM (evAgx) 208 N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods So not a barmaid, with plenty of experience with men. Could lead to something. Can she be a friend? Does she support Trudeau? How is she about your Morris dancing? Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:10 PM (u82oZ) 209 How is she about your Morris dancing? Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:10 PM (u82oZ) Dude has a dancing Morris? Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2022 09:11 PM (P4LRL) 210 $450K for a watch? I wouldn't pay that much for a watch unless it told me the future along with the current time. --------------------- That didn't work out well in Twilight Zone for the crooks with the future-telling instant camera at the racetrack! Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 09:11 PM (UHVv4) 211 189 Hi everyone. I'm tipsy bordering on in the bag. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 09:05 PM (NWKH2) Not half in the bag, just on the precipice of the bag? I'd get there myself but I've pretty much abandoned solo drinking. Bad things usually happen when I drink alone. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:11 PM (II3Gr) 212 Isn't it supposed to be "Rear Naked CHOKE" or did an obvious joke just go roaring over my head like the Blue Angels on Lake Washington in August? Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2022 09:11 PM (xpV7z) 213 "Don Rickles is on Gomer Pyle." NO HOMO! Posted by: Zombie Don Rickles at March 30, 2022 09:11 PM (vrz2I) 214 Isn't it supposed to be "Rear Naked CHOKE" or did an obvious joke just go roaring over my head like the Blue Angels on Lake Washington in August? Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2022 09:11 PM (xpV7z) The Inman vid. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 09:12 PM (SH2Zi) 215 Hogmartin, don't forget the true happiness of watching .45 ACP lumbering down-range. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 09:12 PM (+KWmO) 216 True happiness is not found in flashy materialistic things, it comes from quality firearms, ammo, medical equipment and training, and NODS/thermal scopes. Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2022 09:09 PM (P4LRL) And enough booze to last a lifetime of drinking and bartering. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 09:12 PM (XIJ/X) 217 hogmartin Do you have a periscope for Festung hogmatrin, with the Doppler radar and Elint pole? And a remote operated flare gun or cordless hole puncher. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:12 PM (u82oZ) 218 hogmartin!!! look at you being all rational philosopher, plus you're 100% correct. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 09:12 PM (7oJPh) 219 I like the word "Grackle". Don't know if I like a bird named Grackle. But it's a fun word. Say it. "Grrrr-Ackle!" See? Fun. Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2022 09:13 PM (xpV7z) 220 Mark Felton on YouTube has a video up of when failed Democrat Presidential candidate and failed General Wesley Clarke tried to get NATO into a shooting war with Russia in an obscure corner of the world called Pristina in a place called Kosovo. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2022 09:13 PM (n/4Cp) 221 A $450k watch and a $20 watch tell the same time. ------------------ Thanks to quartz 'movements'. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 09:13 PM (UHVv4) 222 True happiness is not found in flashy materialistic things, it comes from quality firearms, ammo, medical equipment and training, and NODS/thermal scopes. Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2022 09:09 PM (P4LRL) Why you got to go there? Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 09:13 PM (SH2Zi) 223 163 I can't believe they are still pushing a "vax" for a virus that has mutated way beyond the efficacy of said "vax". Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 08:56 PM (+KWmO) Local choad running for school board re-election next month has 3 points on his website as a platform, and all are related to getting everyone to recognize the science and get the jab. I am betting he gets re-elected with ease. Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2022 09:13 PM (8E+wy) 224 Hi everyone. I'm tipsy bordering on in the bag. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 09:05 PM (NWKH2) The ribs are wrapped and cooling, and I am on my second large whiskey. One Irish and one Scottish. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 09:14 PM (XIJ/X) 225 Would you rather have a 1.3 million dollar Richard Mille watch or a 1.3 Million Van Gogh painting ? Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 30, 2022 09:14 PM (u5NuV) 226 ... Hands off my bread and circuses Medicare and Sportsball! Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 30, 2022 08:58 PM (7stnK) Being a Buffalonian, I'm OK with the way the money is being raised, allocated, and spent. I support the Arts (Philharmonic and Albright Knox), the Zoo, the renovation of the downtown core. I've seen money spent in worse ways (Light Rail) locally, and lord knows how much is wasted Downstate. Mondays are a better day in WNY when the Bills win. Can't say anyone gets their engines revved after a good 2 hours of Mozart, or has a pep in their step after watching the Elephants stroll through their pen. The moneys gonna go somewhere, might as well be the Bills. #donthatetheplayahatethegame Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2022 09:14 PM (BgMrQ) 227 Oh my goodness - I see a new ad on the front page. Has anyone been brave enough to click on the video that says Prostate: Flow Like an Alpha Gorilla? I'm sure as heck not clicking on that. Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 30, 2022 09:14 PM (wyw4S) 228 True happiness is not found in flashy materialistic things, it comes from quality firearms, ammo, medical equipment and training, and NODS/thermal scopes. Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2022 09:09 PM (P4LRL) And a stable of loyal hoes. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:15 PM (II3Gr) 229 227 A $450k watch and a $20 watch tell the same time. ------------------ Thanks to quartz 'movements'. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 09:13 PM (UHVv4) And now adays.... I carry my phone, which... tells time. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2022 09:15 PM (oHd/0) 230 Mark Felton on YouTube has a video up of when failed Democrat Presidential candidate and failed General Wesley Clarke tried to get NATO into a shooting war with Russia in an obscure corner of the world called Pristina in a place called Kosovo. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2022 09:13 PM (n/4Cp) Thanks. I check his channel frequently. He uploads often and covers obscure militaria as well as current events. Two thumbs up for his channel. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 09:15 PM (SH2Zi) 231 231 Would you rather have a 1.3 million dollar Richard Mille watch or a 1.3 Million Van Gogh painting ? Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 30, 2022 09:14 PM (u5NuV) Which one is easier to sell? Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2022 09:16 PM (oHd/0) 232 Thanks to quartz 'movements'. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 09:13 PM (UHVv4) Which is pretty amazing scientifically to me. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 30, 2022 09:16 PM (u5NuV) 233 The ribs are wrapped and cooling, and I am on my second large whiskey. One Irish and one Scottish. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 09:14 PM (XIJ/X) Man, I feel like I am slumming with rum and diet cokes and BLTs. pinky out Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 09:16 PM (SH2Zi) 234 Crow makes me think of the beginning of Saturday Night Fever. Posted by: exdem13 at March 30, 2022 09:16 PM (W+kMI) 235 I got a call from the RNC tonight, on my official phone. Could I donate $100 or $75 to the RNC? Guy was smooth. My response was volcanically "NO, you losers. I left your do-nothing party that could not stop the steal. " Etc. etc. etc. I could have talked for hours on what they have done wrong. But I did not. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:16 PM (u82oZ) 236 Evening. Bummer about Bruce Willis. Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2022 09:16 PM (BzTHJ) 237 238 231 Would you rather have a 1.3 million dollar Richard Mille watch or a 1.3 Million Van Gogh painting ? Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 30, 2022 09:14 PM (u5NuV) Which one is easier to sell? Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2022 09:16 PM (oHd/0) I was thinking the exact same thing. Which one could I liquidate the fastest... Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:17 PM (II3Gr) 238 And a stable of loyal hoes. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:15 PM (II3Gr) The man has a point. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 09:17 PM (SH2Zi) 239 Hi everyone. I'm tipsy bordering on in the bag. Ditto. Cheers. Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 30, 2022 09:18 PM (Xrfse) 240 Hey, Mary, the postmaster at the Battleboro Post Office is fit to be tied, you had apparently ordered something for Pride week and he wants to know when you are going to come pick up those 12 lions Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2022 09:18 PM (xhaym) 241 CBD, my limited experience has not made me a fan of Irish, OK, but lacks character. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 09:18 PM (7oJPh) 242 Happiness is a crew served weapon. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 09:18 PM (yQpMk) 243 225 Adds to Youtube list Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 30, 2022 09:18 PM (roH4R) 244 Wifey has agreed to rewatch 12 Monkeys. She thought it was too weird last time - like 15 years ago. Now it's gonna be too fuckin normal. Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 09:18 PM (dscaa) 245 I got a call from the RNC tonight, on my official phone. Could I donate $100 or $75 to the RNC? Guy was smooth. My response was volcanically "NO, you losers. I left your do-nothing party that could not stop the steal. " Etc. etc. etc. I could have talked for hours on what they have done wrong. But I did not. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:16 PM (u82oZ) This makes me smile. I wish I could get such a call. I only get the internet company calls trying to sell me cable TV plans. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 09:18 PM (SH2Zi) 246 Man, I feel like I am slumming with rum and diet cokes and BLTs. pinky out Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 09:16 PM (SH2Zi) ------- clinks plastic water glass against flounder's rum and diet coke Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 30, 2022 09:18 PM (wyw4S) 247 218 "Don Rickles is on Gomer Pyle." NO HOMO! Posted by: Zombie Don Rickles at March 30, 2022 09:11 PM (vrz2I) Well, one anyway. Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2022 09:19 PM (8E+wy) 248 Hi everyone. I'm tipsy bordering on in the bag. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 09:05 PM (NWKH2) I don't know, I'm not seeing any obvious spelling errors. Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2022 09:19 PM (BzTHJ) 249 True happiness is not found in flashy materialistic things, it comes from quality firearms, ammo, medical equipment and training, and NODS/thermal scopes. Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2022 09:09 PM (P4LRL) And a stable of loyal hoes. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:15 PM (II3Gr) And to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women! Well, that plus loose shoes, tight pssy, and a warm place to sht covers all modalities. Posted by: Conan at March 30, 2022 09:19 PM (4I/2K) 250 Wifey has agreed to rewatch 12 Monkeys. She thought it was too weird last time - like 15 years ago. Now it's gonna be too fuckin normal. Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 09:18 PM (dscaa) Nice. I am looking to rewatch Dazed and Confused and Logan's Run. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 09:19 PM (SH2Zi) 251 And nowadays.... I carry my phone, which... tells time. ------------------- And millennials have trouble telling time with analog timepieces! Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 09:19 PM (UHVv4) 252 Bete, just like getting this year's flu shot for last year's flu. How did we all of a sudden forget a 100 years of medicine? Never mind . . . Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 09:19 PM (+KWmO) 253 12 Monkeys puts it all in perspective. Too much perspective. It's too much fucking perspective. Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 09:19 PM (dscaa) 254 Pours Jordan a margarita Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2022 09:19 PM (aargs) 255 G'rump928(c) Hogmartin may want land torpedoes. Tremors? A MG-42 with lots of ammo in a concrete bunker is not too much to ask for, right? Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:20 PM (u82oZ) 256 NaCly, how is your wife doing? Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 09:20 PM (7oJPh) 257 162 Hope those billion covids test kits have a Loooong shelf life. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 08:55 PM (7oJPh) If I'm reading the icons correctly, the one on my desk is good until November. Assuming it didn't get frozen while in the mail. Speaking of Frozen (see what I did there?), how is a mother going to explain to her six year old daughter why Elsa is kissing a girl that way, different from how she kisses her sister, if Disney does what was rumored before all of this grooming took off. Now, they'll have to do it, no chance of their backing out. - Posted by: Fox2! at March 30, 2022 09:20 PM (qyH+l) 258 Drink enough King Harv and you'll flow like a gojira. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2022 09:20 PM (63Dwl) 259 Thunderbird and Spam. adjusts monocle Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2022 09:20 PM (7DwHm) 260 And to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women! Well, that plus loose shoes, tight pssy, and a warm place to sht covers all modalities. Posted by: Conan at March 30, 2022 09:19 PM (4I/2K) Remain blessed. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:20 PM (II3Gr) 261 I'm tipsy bordering on in the bag. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 09:05 PM (NWKH2) You didn't go blonde did you? Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 09:20 PM (SH2Zi) 262 ScFy's 12 Monkeys series was pretty good too. One of the last things they did before that channel went to shit. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 30, 2022 09:20 PM (Y5qcH) 263 Salty, I had the same conversation this week, I am hoping that my number got flagged and they won't bother me again. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 30, 2022 09:21 PM (a4EWo) 264 But I understand about Gilliam being weird. Had a girlfriend whose favorite movie was Brazil. I just didn't get it. It was all a big metaphor? The tubes were... society? Whatever. Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 09:21 PM (dscaa) 265 Speaking of Frozen (see what I did there?), how is a mother going to explain to her six year old daughter why Elsa is kissing a girl that way, different from how she kisses her sister, if Disney does what was rumored before all of this grooming took off. Now, they'll have to do it, no chance of their backing out. - Posted by: Fox2! at March 30, 2022 09:20 PM (qyH+l) When Rule 34 and the source material start to completely overlap, you know there's a problem. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:21 PM (II3Gr) 266 Hi everyone. I'm tipsy bordering on in the bag. Posted by: Jordan61 \ Is it your birthday ?? Posted by: runner at March 30, 2022 09:22 PM (V13WU) 267 It is a watch. How the f is a watch worth $450k? Cause there are four of them, and six guys who have so much money that they don't care about paying $450k for a watch so they feel like they are up on the other two guys Posted by: azjaeger at March 30, 2022 09:22 PM (3/XaG) 268 clinks plastic water glass against flounder's rum and diet coke Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 30, 2022 09:18 PM (wyw4S) nods to fair maiden of the shim Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 09:22 PM (SH2Zi) 269 A MG-42 with lots of ammo in a concrete bunker is not too much to ask for, right? Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:20 PM (u82oZ) When my wife was a child, a practical child, she wished for a horse, and all the hay to feed it. I feel the same way about the MG42. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 09:22 PM (yQpMk) 270 Drink enough King Harv and you'll flow like a gojira. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2022 09:20 PM (63Dwl) Gojira! https://youtu.be/n4UimRm_IL4 Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2022 09:22 PM (vJwcR) 271 269 clinks plastic water glass against flounder's rum and diet coke Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 30, 2022 09:18 PM (wyw4S) nods to fair maiden of the shim Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 09:22 PM (SH2Zi) Shiv. Shims are for steadying bookcases. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:23 PM (II3Gr) 272 jesus loves everyone, even me. Posted by: ack at March 30, 2022 09:21 PM (mWn/u) His father, on the other hand, really can't stand you, as your life shows. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 09:23 PM (yQpMk) 273 If bluebell is drinking rum out of plastic, I know the end times have arrived. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 09:23 PM (+KWmO) 274 Ben Had Thank you for asking. She is one day away from being better, and is not so weak. I see improvements. She still has associated laryngitis. She can not talk. Very sad. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:23 PM (u82oZ) 275 Speaking of Frozen (see what I did there?), how is a mother going to explain to her six year old daughter why Elsa is kissing a girl that way, different from how she kisses her sister, if Disney does what was rumored before all of this grooming took off. Now, they'll have to do it, no chance of their backing out. - Posted by: Fox2! at March 30, 2022 09:20 PM (qyH+l) When Rule 34 and the source material start to completely overlap, you know there's a problem. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:21 PM (II3Gr) Either way, I'd fap to it. Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2022 09:24 PM (AhZ6q) 276 Fuck off, ray. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 09:24 PM (yQpMk) 277 \|\|Two black female students at a California high school were identified as the culprits in writing racist graffiti that included the N-word and had drawn condemnation from school district officials. The Sacramento County Sheriff's Office identified the two students as responsible for the graffiti written on the wall of Rosemont High School in Sacramento, California, by reviewing school surveillance footage.\|\| Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 09:24 PM (UHVv4) 278 I got a call from the RNC tonight, on my official phone. Could I donate $100 or $75 to the RNC? Guy was smooth. My response was volcanically "NO, you losers. I left your do-nothing party that could not stop the steal. " Etc. etc. etc. I could have talked for hours on what they have done wrong. But I did not. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:16 PM (u82oZ)44 I got a mailer that promised to tell me the truth about Republicans, and about Dems are bad and lies that by donating to Republicans will allow them to fight the Dem agenda. Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2022 09:24 PM (8E+wy) 279 If bluebell is drinking rum out of plastic, I know the end times have arrived. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 09:23 PM (+KWmO) ------- bluebell is drinking water out of plastic. Sorry to disillusion you. Are you and Mrs. Red coming to our MoMe in June? Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 30, 2022 09:24 PM (wyw4S) 280 Shiv. Shims are for steadying bookcases. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:23 PM (II3Gr) Old joke, apparently long-forgotten. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 09:24 PM (SH2Zi) 281 When my wife was a child, a practical child, she wished for a horse, and all the hay to feed it. I feel the same way about the MG42. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 09:22 PM (yQpMk) The idea of having an MG42 and endless belted 8mm does make my no-no square feel tingly. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:24 PM (II3Gr) 282 Debby Doberman Schultz I blocked their number. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:24 PM (u82oZ) 283 A $450k watch and a $20 watch tell the same time. ------------------ Thanks to quartz 'movements'. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 09:13 PM (UHVv4) And now adays.... I carry my phone, which... tells time. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2022 09:15 PM (oHd/0) Pfft. I've got my trusty old Red Ryder carbine-action, 200-shot, range model air rifle. Lucky I got a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time. Posted by: Growed Up Ralphie at March 30, 2022 09:24 PM (4I/2K) 284 Forget the MG42, get its grand-kid the MG-3 which is chambered in 7.62 NATO. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2022 09:25 PM (n/4Cp) 285 No Jesus doesn't love you ack. He thinks you are nutsack surfing twatwaffle. Posted by: Zombie Don Rickles at March 30, 2022 09:25 PM (vrz2I) 286 Thunderbird and Spam. adjusts monocle Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory GLARES WHILE ADJUSTING BOTH MONOCLES Posted by: Miklos, this is my schtick at March 30, 2022 09:25 PM (QzkSJ) 287 Old joke, apparently long-forgotten. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 09:24 PM (SH2Zi) Oh, OK then. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:25 PM (II3Gr) 288 Forget the MG42, get its grand-kid the MG-3 which is chambered in 7.62 NATO. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2022 09:25 PM (n/4Cp) or the M53 Yugo clone. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 09:26 PM (yQpMk) 289 The fapping will stop When it is revealed Jessica Rabbit in bed with Goofy and Mickey. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2022 09:26 PM (n/4Cp) 290 my limited experience has not made me a fan of Irish, OK, but lacks character. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 09:18 PM (7oJPh) One has to spend a lot of money to get complex Irish Whiskey. It's a nice drink, but I had it first and am now on a more substantial drink. Irish whisky is sort of a hippie drink...just ask nurse ratched! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 09:26 PM (XIJ/X) 291 Ben Had 🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good evening! ♬♬ ♩ ♪ Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:27 PM (u82oZ) 292 When I was a little kid I wished for a horse- and then I got one. Been shoveling shit ever since. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 09:27 PM (7oJPh) 293 \|\|Two black female students at a California high school were identified as the culprits in writing racist graffiti that included the N-word and had drawn condemnation from school district officials. The Sacramento County Sheriff's Office identified the two students as responsible for the graffiti written on the wall of Rosemont High School in Sacramento, California, by reviewing school surveillance footage.\|\| Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 09:24 PM (UHVv4) Maxims of first approximations of news. - All pols are fucking each others spouses and kids. - All "hate crimes" are perpetrated by victim groups. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 09:27 PM (SH2Zi) 294 bluebell, only if you are drinking rum out of plastic and asking me to turn my head and cough. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 09:27 PM (+KWmO) 295 Fuck off, ray. Posted by: G'rump928(c) Just don't call me late for dinner Posted by: You can call me Ray, you can call me Jay, you can call me Ray Jay at March 30, 2022 09:27 PM (QzkSJ) 296 Oh for the love of God... There's a young lady golfer being interviewed down at Augusta, and she's wearing a fucking mask. WHY WHY WHY... #madness Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2022 08:36 PM (BgMrQ) Is it in blue and gold like the Ukrainian flag? 'Cause the mask doesn't count unless it has a Uke flag on it Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2022 09:27 PM (xhaym) 297 When it is revealed Jessica Rabbit in bed with Goofy and Mickey. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2022 09:26 PM (n/4Cp) They were just playing patty cake. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 09:27 PM (yQpMk) 298 Anna Puma Good point about the logistics of ammo. Thank you. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:27 PM (u82oZ) 299 Whoo, Mom made dinner so that was nice to come home to. I was out with my two former bosses who both provided references for me for my new job. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 09:28 PM (Y7xeS) 300 Hogmartin may want land torpedoes. Tremors? A MG-42 with lots of ammo in a concrete bunker is not too much to ask for, right? Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:20 PM (u82oZ) I like the way you think, fella. Posted by: Burt Gummer at March 30, 2022 09:28 PM (4I/2K) 301 Hope your wife feels better tomorrow, Salty. Being sick really sucks. Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 30, 2022 09:28 PM (5HBd1) 302 The M60 is similar to the MG42 and is American made. That's what I would go for. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 30, 2022 09:28 PM (UuD2k) 303 Warnings are appropriate around here. [CBD] Posted by: The Troll in an Earlier Life at March 30, 2022 09:28 PM (z4BwD) 304 The fapping will stop When it is revealed Jessica Rabbit in bed with Goofy and Mickey. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2022 09:26 PM (n/4Cp) Fapping intensifies Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2022 09:28 PM (bm4Kf) 305 bluebell, only if you are drinking rum out of plastic and asking me to turn my head and cough. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 09:27 PM (+KWmO) ------ Well, let's see. If we could make the rum a daiquiri, I would be happy to tell you to turn your head and cough but that's all I'm prepared to do, just tell you that. Deal? Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 30, 2022 09:28 PM (wyw4S) 306 if Disney does what was rumored before all of this grooming took off. Now, they'll have to do it, no chance of their backing out. - Posted by: Fox2! at March 30, 2022 09:20 PM (qyH+l) Remember how they were going to stop filming in Georgia? Turns out the Mouse likes money and didn't change. And they won't make an really big Pride film cause Winnie the Xu would ban it, so it'll be a quick kiss in a meaningless couple seconds that the Middle East (outside Israel) and most of Asia will never see. Stunning and Brave! Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2022 09:29 PM (8E+wy) 307 No ack, God doesn't love you. Doesn't love me either. You just have to get over it. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:29 PM (II3Gr) 308 CBD, nope, not doin that. I'll get her to drink some Balvenie. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 09:29 PM (7oJPh) 309 This is old now, but the bowels of the internet, a.k.a. Reddit, recently banned the word "groomer" from its site. Reddit is where all the stupid losers go to be with other stupid losers and pretend they're not stupid losers. It's like twitter but more boring. Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 30, 2022 08:39 PM (kRGzM) Reddit stands with Ghislaine! Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2022 09:29 PM (xhaym) 310 Fapping intensifies Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2022 09:28 PM (bm4Kf) um, you are not in a public place...or driving , are you ?? Posted by: runner at March 30, 2022 09:30 PM (V13WU) 311 Is it in blue and gold like the Ukrainian flag? 'Cause the mask doesn't count unless it has a Uke flag on it Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2022 09:27 PM (xhaym) No, just a dark blue...looking like very expensive material. All the rest of the kids are maskless. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2022 09:30 PM (BgMrQ) 312 289 The fapping will stop When it is revealed Jessica Rabbit in bed with Goofy and Mickey. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2022 09:26 PM (n/4Cp) Pretty sure I can work around that. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:31 PM (II3Gr) 313 I got a mailer that promised to tell me the truth about Republicans... Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2022 09:24 PM (8E+wy) Just stick around here and you will get the unvarnished truth about them! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 09:31 PM (XIJ/X) 314 289 The fapping will stop When it is revealed Jessica Rabbit in bed with Goofy and Mickey. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2022 09:26 PM (n/4Cp) You say stop, but I'll bet there is at least one site on the net that specializes in this theme. Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2022 09:31 PM (8E+wy) 315 bluebell, you drive a hard bargain and that's all I'm saying! Seriously, trying to balance fuel, mileage and the endtimes. But what the heck. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 09:31 PM (+KWmO) 316 Salty, I'm sorry to see that your wife is sick again. I hope she feels much better very soon. Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 30, 2022 09:31 PM (wyw4S) 317 The M60 is similar to the MG42 and is American made. That's what I would go for. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 30, 2022 09:28 PM (UuD2k) It had a similar feed mechanism but the M60 is gas operated while the MG42 is short recoil operated with roller locking. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 09:31 PM (yQpMk) 318 The Left Stands With Pedos - maybe two years sooner than I thought. Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 09:31 PM (dscaa) 319 You didn't go blonde did you? Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 30, 2022 09:20 PM (SH2Zi) No, I actually had some red put in last weekend. I'm not sure yet if I like it or not. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 09:32 PM (Y7xeS) 320 310 Fapping intensifies Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2022 09:28 PM (bm4Kf) um, you are not in a public place...or driving , are you ?? Posted by: runner at March 30, 2022 09:30 PM (V13WU) Don't judge, hater. Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at March 30, 2022 09:32 PM (8E+wy) 321 I don't know how much power Ace has over the advertising, but the spread-eagle prostate exam ad is wearing a tad thin. Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 30, 2022 09:32 PM (frr40) 322 Just stick around here and you will get the unvarnished truth about them! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 09:31 PM (XIJ/X) Mostly from Pants Shitters Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 09:32 PM (dscaa) 323 um, you are not in a public place...or driving , are you ?? Posted by: runner at March 30, 2022 09:30 PM (V13WU) Would that be a problem? Looks left, looks right Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2022 09:33 PM (ndpHc) 324 RI Red, you talk to Mrs. Red and figure it out. If you guys can come, we'd love it, but naturally we understand that people have other things to do. The rest of you are still on the hook, however. Email me for info if you are interested in attending the NoVaMoMe on June 11! Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 30, 2022 09:33 PM (wyw4S) 325 Notsothoreau - move forward That farm / tornado video ends with neighbors helping clean the immense debris field, and them rebuilding / going forward. Thank you for posting. I will tell also my wife your good wishes. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:33 PM (u82oZ) 326 The Inman vid. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur Ah. Perhaps I should read the Blog. Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2022 09:33 PM (xpV7z) 327 Would that be a problem? Looks left, looks right Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2022 09:33 PM (ndpHc) Fly an American Flag from your pole. Everyone loves a patriot. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 09:34 PM (yQpMk) 328 What is the smallest unit of time? Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 09:34 PM (dscaa) 329 Would that be a problem? Looks left, looks right Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2022 09:33 PM (ndpHc) Stay safe ! Posted by: runner at March 30, 2022 09:34 PM (V13WU) 330 318 The Left Stands With Pedos - maybe two years sooner than I thought. Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 09:31 PM (dscaa) They've stood with them for a good 50 years. They just haven't been quite as aggressive and overt about it as they have recently. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:34 PM (II3Gr) 331 I'll get her to drink some Balvenie. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 09:29 PM (7oJPh) Smart lady. Some of the Japanese whiskeys are pretty damned smooth.... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 09:34 PM (XIJ/X) 332 Ah. Perhaps I should read the Blog. Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2022 09:33 PM (xpV7z) So you're that guy. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 09:34 PM (yQpMk) 333 bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! Thank you so much. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:34 PM (u82oZ) 334 326 The Inman vid. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur Ah. Perhaps I should read the Blog. Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2022 09:33 PM (xpV7z) That's a total noob move. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:35 PM (II3Gr) 335 I just thought how terrible it would be to spend all that time, building a farm, to have it destroyed in minutes. I love farm communities. Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 30, 2022 09:35 PM (5HBd1) 336 They've stood with them for a good 50 years. They just haven't been quite as aggressive and overt about it as they have recently. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:34 PM (II3Gr) I meant overtly. Like hashtag time. It's here. Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 09:35 PM (dscaa) 337 GLARES WHILE ADJUSTING BOTH MONOCLES Posted by: Miklos, this is my schtick Is that one for each eye, or two on one eye like that thing at the optometrist? Posted by: mikeski thinks number one was better at March 30, 2022 09:35 PM (P1f+c) 338 328 What is the smallest unit of time? Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 09:34 PM (dscaa) Sunday night before returning to work after a vacation. Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2022 09:36 PM (8E+wy) 339 Ace We need that last video of the seal happily slapping his fat on every Gainzzz thread. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:36 PM (u82oZ) 340 PNWMoMe!!! Info left sidebar. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 09:36 PM (U2p+3) 341 The MG-3 is basically an MG-42, isn't it? I'd go for a surplus MG- rather than a 60 if I couldn't find an actual MG-42. Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2022 09:37 PM (xpV7z) 342 Ah. Perhaps I should read the Blog. Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2022 09:33 PM (xpV7z) That is one way not to give in to peer pressure of the rest of the group. Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2022 09:37 PM (8E+wy) 343 PNWMoMe!!! Info left sidebar. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 09:36 PM (U2p+3) ------ It's MoMePalooza! Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 30, 2022 09:38 PM (wyw4S) 344 There's a Spartacus substack on Covid that mentions the founder of Metabiota is directly linked to Ghislaine Maxwell's philanthropic organization. some days, I don't have the imagination to see all these connections: https://tinyurl.com/2zae9bs9 Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 30, 2022 09:38 PM (5HBd1) 345 Fly an American Flag from your pole. Everyone loves a patriot. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 09:34 PM (yQpMk) Raises it high This flag never flies at half mast. Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2022 09:39 PM (zFEPp) 346 Pardon me, garcon. Is that the Chatanooga ~~Choo Choo~~ chemin de fer? FIFY (Oui, oui, quia numbero cinque) Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2022 09:39 PM (xhaym) 347 CBD, maybe I do too much wine because I like the stuff that has the nice undertone of different flavors. Balcone and Watershed are most pleasant. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 09:39 PM (7oJPh) 348 ... There are motion pictures of chemical reactions in femtoseconds (/1,000,000,000,000,000 of a second). Planck time may be shorter, but it is unseen. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:39 PM (u82oZ) 349 I meant overtly. Like hashtag time. It's here. Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 09:35 PM (dscaa) Fair enough. Their full-throated public support for child sex grooming is something we haven't seen since gay rights activists marched hand in hand with NAMBLA. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:40 PM (II3Gr) 350 What is the smallest unit of time? ---------------------------------- The amount of time from a traffic-light in NYC turning green and the honking starting behind you. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 09:40 PM (UHVv4) 351 LOL I just typed ace.mu.nu into the Dolphin search engine and it tried to auto complete it as "ace.mu.nu kaboom". Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 09:40 PM (Y7xeS) 352 302 The M60 is similar to the MG42 and is American made. That's what I would go for. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 30, 2022 09:28 PM (UuD2k) Definitely. Posted by: Javems at March 30, 2022 09:41 PM (AmoqO) 353 What is the smallest unit of time? Posted by: ... Planck Time is the time it takes to move one Planck Length at the speed of light. 0.5e-43 seconds. Also the time between "can I buy you a drink" and the laughing noises. Posted by: mikeski dangerfield at March 30, 2022 09:41 PM (P1f+c) 354 There are motion pictures of chemical reactions in femtoseconds What if it identifies as a butchtosecond? Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:41 PM (II3Gr) 355 Some of the Japanese whiskeys are pretty damned smooth.... -------------------------- Because of the square watermelons. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 09:42 PM (UHVv4) 356 Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. In that case, run. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:42 PM (u82oZ) 357 GLARES WHILE ADJUSTING BOTH MONOCLES Posted by: Miklos, this is my schtick Is that one for each eye, or two on one eye like that thing at the optometrist? Posted by: mikeski thinks One for each eye would require three (3) monocles Posted by: Miklos could do that if needed at March 30, 2022 09:42 PM (QzkSJ) 358 LOL I just typed ace.mu.nu into the Dolphin search engine and it tried to auto complete it as "ace.mu.nu kaboom". sommmmmebody is drin king.... Posted by: runner at March 30, 2022 09:42 PM (V13WU) 359 Dolphin search engine? Is it cute yet super rapey? Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2022 09:42 PM (ZA7n+) 360 True happiness is not found in flashy materialistic things, it comes from quality firearms, ammo, medical equipment and training, and NODS/thermal scopes. Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2022 09:09 PM (P4LRL) hogmartin gets it at the most fundamental level! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 09:43 PM (hOUT3) 361 There's a Spartacus substack on Covid that mentions the founder of Metabiota is directly linked to Ghislaine Maxwell's philanthropic organization. some days, I don't have the imagination to see all these connections: https://tinyurl.com/2zae9bs9 Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 30, 2022 09:38 PM (5HBd1) If the local JoAnn's runs out of red yarn, is that a good sign or bad? Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 30, 2022 09:43 PM (wBpKf) 362 As usual, Anna beats me to it by 50 comments. Anyway, don't forget the claymores and concertina wire. Perimeter defense is vital. Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2022 09:43 PM (xpV7z) 363 nurse and bluebell, Thank You both for your efforts. It is heartening to see the left sidebar filled with MoMe dates. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 09:43 PM (7oJPh) 364 Why do you behold the mote in your brother's eye, but behold not the Planck in your own? Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:43 PM (II3Gr) 365 339 Ace We need that last video of the seal happily slapping his fat on every Gainzzz thread. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:36 PM (u82oZ) I second the motion! Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2022 09:44 PM (BgMrQ) 366 What is the smallest unit of time? Birth to around seven years old. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 30, 2022 09:44 PM (R8KJo) 367 In that case, run. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:42 PM (u82oZ) Will there be enough time? Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:44 PM (II3Gr) 368 It really is, Ben Had. I don't think I've ever seen so many on there at one time. I love it. Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 30, 2022 09:44 PM (wyw4S) 369 Anyway, don't forget the claymores and concertina wire. Perimeter defense is vital. Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2022 09:43 PM (xpV7z) Sandbags: the oft overlooked prepping resource. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 09:44 PM (yQpMk) 370 Is Max Plancking still a college fad?? Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 09:44 PM (UHVv4) 371 Some of the Japanese whiskeys are pretty damned smooth.... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 09:34 PM (XIJ/X) I like the Nikka Coffey because it goes with almost anything. Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 30, 2022 09:45 PM (wBpKf) 372 Good evening, dear Horde. Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 09:45 PM (TdMsT) 373 God doesn't love you. Doesn't love me either. You just have to get over it. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. He loves you. It may not seem like it, but He does. You have to let Him, though. That's difficult for some, including me. Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2022 09:45 PM (xpV7z) 374 How many democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all trying to screw kids. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 30, 2022 09:45 PM (UuD2k) 375 sommmmmebody is drin king.... Posted by: runner at March 30, 2022 09:42 PM (V13WU) Nuh uh, I stopped. I'm drinking diet Pepsi now. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 09:46 PM (Y7xeS) 376 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:39 PM (u82oZ) Thank you. Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 09:46 PM (dscaa) 377 I would love so much to go to all the Mo-Me's. But we can't make it to the PNW, nor the the NoVa. I am going to join my son on a Christian men's retreat for the third year in a row. His church is an yuge comfort to my tortured soul. But we are geographically close to the CO Moronodezvous, and we are saving up vacation time for the Texas meetup in the autumn. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 30, 2022 09:46 PM (x8Wzq) 378 I like the Nikka Coffey because it goes with almost anything. Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 30, 2022 09:45 PM (wBpKf)* Nice! I have a bottle of it, and a bottle of my nephew's that he left here when they moved. I might have to check whether it has spoiled.... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 09:46 PM (XIJ/X) 379 But we are geographically close to the CO Moronodezvous, and we are saving up vacation time for the Texas meetup in the autumn. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 30, 2022 09:46 PM (x8Wzq) Texas MoMe is awesome. Even someone like me can have a good time there. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:47 PM (II3Gr) 380 Anna Love to meet you there. This year in Corsicana. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:47 PM (u82oZ) 381 343 PNWMoMe!!! Info left sidebar. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 09:36 PM (U2p+3) ------ It's MoMePalooza! Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 30, 2022 09:38 PM (wyw4S) Whoohoo! How are you bluebell? Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 09:47 PM (U2p+3) 382 Dolphin search engine? Is it cute yet super rapey? Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2022 09:42 PM (ZA7n+) Ha! Somebody here recommended it, can't remember who. Clutch cargo maybe? Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 09:47 PM (Y7xeS) 383 Sandbags: the oft overlooked prepping resource. Posted by: G'rump928(c) Indeed. Like digging a foxhole, they can seem to take a lot of annoying effort. But they'll save your bacon. Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2022 09:47 PM (xpV7z) 384 But we are geographically close to the CO Moronodezvous, and we are saving up vacation time for the Texas meetup in the autumn. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 30, 2022 09:46 PM (x8Wzq) I really should try to go to the TXMoMe before it becomes Woodstock. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 09:47 PM (yQpMk) 385 The amount of time from a traffic-light in NYC turning green and the honking starting behind you. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 09:40 PM (UHVv4) Canuck is working clean tonight. (I lol'd) Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 09:48 PM (dscaa) 386 Insom. God loves you. Whether you like it or not. Trust me. I'm pre-theologian. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 30, 2022 09:48 PM (x8Wzq) 387 How many democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all trying to screw kids. Posted by: sniffybigtoe But the kids fit in the lightbulbs easier than the Pollacks do. Posted by: mirror-universe mikeski, with the goatee and (D) affiliation at March 30, 2022 09:49 PM (P1f+c) 388 There's a Spartacus substack on Covid that mentions the founder of Metabiota is directly linked to Ghislaine Maxwell's philanthropic organization. some days, I don't have the imagination to see all these connections: You don't have to. It's the difference between a JackStraw and a ScoggDog. One needs to see a million details, synthesize and catalogue them over several years, and then come to a lead pipe stone cold conclusion. The other just looks at minimal data, makes broad conclusions that are true so much more than false based upon human nature and recorded history, and runs with it. It's all loosely connected, will never get "proven" in a court of law because it's all too big to tie up in one neat story, and mostly effective because it's only 99% obvious. Conservatives need "beyond a shadow of doubt" level of proof. Posted by: Life Is Simple at March 30, 2022 09:49 PM (PiUom) 389 Trust me. I'm pre-theologian. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 30, 2022 09:48 PM (x8Wzq) Perhaps I should start drinking heavily after all... Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:49 PM (II3Gr) 390 I really should try to go to the TXMoMe before it becomes Woodstock. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 09:47 PM (yQpMk) Don't take the brown acid. Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2022 09:49 PM (IGg8c) 391 Greetings, my fellow Americans. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you the full story of what happened to President Biden on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony of the miserable souls who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friends, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the innocent. Let us reward the guilty. My friends, can your heart stand the shocking facts about grave robbers from outer space? Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 30, 2022 09:49 PM (4I/2K) 392 Have a great night, everyone. May your evening be one to turn golden in memory. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 30, 2022 09:50 PM (u82oZ) 393 I have a bottle of it, and a bottle of my nephew's that he left here when they moved. I might have to check whether it has spoiled.... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 09:46 PM (XIJ/X) Hope so. I go by the "+50% full is still good" rule and it seems to work. Anything below 50% gets finished off first. Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 30, 2022 09:50 PM (wBpKf) 394 I really should try to go to the TXMoMe before it becomes Woodstock. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 09:47 PM (yQpMk) Right? What's the parking situation? Hopefully better than the Avalanche game son and I went to in CO Springs a couple of years ago. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 30, 2022 09:50 PM (x8Wzq) 395 Fair enough. Their full-throated public support for child sex grooming is something we haven't seen since gay rights activists marched hand in hand with NAMBLA. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:40 PM (II3Gr) Coincidence. Wasn't a slippery slope at all! Posted by: Mabe Galor at March 30, 2022 09:50 PM (8E+wy) 396 Perhaps I should start drinking heavily after all... Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:49 PM (II3Gr) Beat you to it, bud. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 09:51 PM (+KWmO) 397 I really should try to go to the TXMoMe before it becomes Woodstock. 3 day of Peace and Music Posted by: runner at March 30, 2022 09:51 PM (V13WU) 398 Good night, Salty! Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 09:51 PM (Y7xeS) 399 Right? What's the parking situation? Hopefully better than the Avalanche game son and I went to in CO Springs a couple of years ago. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 30, 2022 09:50 PM (x8Wzq) Don't worry, I'll have overflow parking running for a flat rate of $30 a day. Don't worry about the shady looking guys watching the cars, they're on payroll. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:51 PM (II3Gr) 400 Grump928, we are never going to take the redneck out of the TXMoMe. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 09:52 PM (7oJPh) 401 Perhaps I should start drinking heavily after all... Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder Dude, it's Friday Posted by: Miklos may have commenced festivities some hours ago at March 30, 2022 09:52 PM (QzkSJ) 402 3 day of Peace and Music Posted by: runner at March 30, 2022 09:51 PM (V13WU) And bacon! Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 09:52 PM (Y7xeS) 403 Dude, it's Friday Posted by: Miklos may have commenced festivities some hours ago at March 30, 2022 09:52 PM (QzkSJ) checks calendar Appears to be Wednesday. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:52 PM (II3Gr) 404 Trust me. I'm pre-theologian. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 30, 2022 09:48 PM (x8Wzq) Perhaps I should start drinking heavily after all... Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:49 PM (II3Gr) No, no. It's cool. Drink this. Now take a snort of this. It's a bit harsh. Trust me. I'm Catholic. I'll play myself out. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 30, 2022 09:53 PM (x8Wzq) 405 Grump928, we are never going to take the redneck out of the TXMoMe. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 09:52 PM (7oJPh) I just mean the crowd is getting pretty big. Soon it will be Sturgis big. You are going to have to start charging admission. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 09:54 PM (yQpMk) 406 Appears to be Wednesday. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:52 PM That's the alternate timeline, Dude. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 09:54 PM (+KWmO) 407 "My friends, we cannot keep this a secret any longer." And to think: there were those who laughed at outer space! Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at March 30, 2022 09:54 PM (qpX6U) 408 403 Dude, it's Friday Posted by: Miklos may have commenced festivities some hours ago at March 30, 2022 09:52 PM (QzkSJ) checks calendar Appears to be Wednesday. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:52 PM (II3Gr) Drink enough and it soon will be Friday. Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2022 09:54 PM (8E+wy) 409 Pug, we have 1,200 acres of parking space. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 09:54 PM (7oJPh) 410 406 Appears to be Wednesday. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:52 PM That's the alternate timeline, Dude. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 09:54 PM (+KWmO) OK, now I REALLY need to start drinking heavily. And take the brown acid. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:54 PM (II3Gr) 411 Appears to be Wednesday. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder You're point being? Posted by: Miklos, on the Old Hungarian Calendar at March 30, 2022 09:55 PM (QzkSJ) 412 I'll play myself out. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 30, 2022 09:53 PM (x8Wzq) Play OUT???? Posted by: Bill O'Dumbshit O'Reilly at March 30, 2022 09:55 PM (dscaa) 413 Appears to be Wednesday. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:52 PM That's the alternate timeline, Dude. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 09:54 PM (+KWmO) Consult the Gregorian calendar. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 30, 2022 09:55 PM (x8Wzq) 414 I could see becoming one of the TXMOME MudMen, with sufficient bourbon intake and encouraging MudHens. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 09:55 PM (4I/2K) 415 406 Appears to be Wednesday. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:52 PM That's the alternate timeline, Dude. Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 09:54 PM (+KWmO) You can tell because there are zeppelins everywhere. Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2022 09:55 PM (8E+wy) 416 409 Pug, we have 1,200 acres of parking space. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 09:54 PM (7oJPh) Thanks for wrecking my grift before I could even get it started. And I was going to give you a cut too... Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:55 PM (II3Gr) 417 Drink enough and it soon will be Friday. Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2022 09:54 PM (8E+wy) I want it to be NEXT Friday which will be my last day at my shitty job. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 09:55 PM (Y7xeS) 418 Pug, we have 1,200 acres of parking space. * No parallel parking, y'all. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 30, 2022 09:55 PM (R8KJo) 419 284 Forget the MG42, get its grand-kid the MG-3 which is chambered in 7.62 NATO. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2022 09:25 PM (n/4Cp) I still want a Maxim. Less mobile, sure. However, you have to admire the pedigree. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 30, 2022 09:56 PM (ZDXYb) 420 Consult the Gregorian calendar. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 30, 2022 09:55 PM (x8Wzq) That's the one with all the Feast Days, right? Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 09:56 PM (yQpMk) 421 I want it to be NEXT Friday which will be my last day at my shitty job. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 09:55 PM (Y7xeS) Hey ! Are you retiring ?? Posted by: runner at March 30, 2022 09:57 PM (V13WU) 422 417 Drink enough and it soon will be Friday. Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2022 09:54 PM (8E+wy) I want it to be NEXT Friday which will be my last day at my shitty job. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 09:55 PM (Y7xeS) I'm not suggesting anything, but how much sick time do you have saved up? Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2022 09:57 PM (8E+wy) 423 Grump, that will never happen on my watch. This is for ya'll. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 09:57 PM (7oJPh) 424 I want it to be NEXT Friday which will be my last day at my shitty job. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 09:55 PM (Y7xeS) That's awesome, though! Where's your new gig, broadly speaking? Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 09:57 PM (II3Gr) 425 Pug, we have 1,200 acres of parking space. * No parallel parking, y'all. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 30, 2022 09:55 PM (R8KJo) Give me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around! Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 09:57 PM (4I/2K) 426 There are some times I feel like I may have tripped the circuit breaker to another time line. I apologize. And I won't charge for the tickets to the ride. But it is pretty weird, ja? Posted by: RI Red at March 30, 2022 09:58 PM (+KWmO) 427 409 Pug, we have 1,200 acres of parking space. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 09:54 PM (7oJPh) Wait, is Ben Had the bad guy from Rio Bravo?! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 30, 2022 09:58 PM (ZDXYb) 428 Canuck is working clean tonight. (I lol'd) --------------------------- I think it was from Readers Digest. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 09:58 PM (UHVv4) 429 420 Consult the Gregorian calendar. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 30, 2022 09:55 PM (x8Wzq) That's the one with all the Feast Days, right? Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 09:56 PM (yQpMk) Its the one b the gimpy and grumpy doctor that doesn't believe in Lupus. Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2022 09:58 PM (8E+wy) 430 Pug, we have 1,200 acres of parking space. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 09:54 PM (7oJPh) Heh. Bet I could find a way to mess that up. Srsly. Can't wait to be there this time. Last couple of years kind of sucked. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 30, 2022 09:58 PM (x8Wzq) 431 Consult the Gregorian calendar. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well I am happy for assisting with such issue Posted by: "Greg" from the Bangalore Call Centre at March 30, 2022 09:58 PM (QzkSJ) 432 ONT is go! Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 09:59 PM (4I/2K) 433 And a good evening to you dear {{{Ladyl}}} Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 09:59 PM (hOUT3) 434 Lupus, the eighth dwarf. Posted by: runner at March 30, 2022 09:59 PM (V13WU) 435 No, I'm not retiring. I wish. I'm going to go be an accountant for the local diocese. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 09:59 PM (Y7xeS) 436 For some reason my wife is trying to entice me into the kitchen with corn on the cob. I sense a trap. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 09:59 PM (yQpMk) 437 I still want a Maxim. Less mobile, sure. However, you have to admire the pedigree. ----------------------------- And Belgian machine-gun dogs for transport. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 09:59 PM (UHVv4) 438 Appears to be Wednesday. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder Just as arbitrary as White and Labor Day or Ball Caps and Indoors. A shit pot of the "rules" we're told to follow are arbitrary. Ignore those. And then there's the real important rules, like leave the kids alone and don't take another man's stuff ... that all the current folks in charge seem to be ignoring. Don't ignore those. Which rules you follow - and which you ignore - are my personal definition of morality. For example, I'll trust a man that steals from the right people for the right reasons, way beyond a man that blindly follows the rules. Posted by: Life Is Simple at March 30, 2022 10:00 PM (PiUom) 439 Insom, damn, I'm sorry. We have to communicate better. Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2022 10:00 PM (7oJPh) 440 wait, I can't leave yet ! Jordan61 is getting ready to tell me about her retirement ! Posted by: runner at March 30, 2022 10:00 PM (V13WU) 441 For some reason my wife is trying to entice me into the kitchen with corn on the cob. I sense a trap. ------------------ Make sure it's not an otter mimicking your wife. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 10:01 PM (UHVv4) 442 "Grandpa has had four vaccines now." More likely, pResident Biden has had 4 pretend injections just like in the movies. Collapsable needles are demonstrated online. When Congress and the Senate have exempted themselves from taking the jab, there's no way Penetrating Fingers is going to take it. I heard the other day that an ingredient in the jab responds to 5 g, allowing a computer to pinpoint one's location by satellite, even inside buildings. Yep, that's convenient. Posted by: Ju at March 30, 2022 10:01 PM (aTmM/) 443 Its the one b the gimpy and grumpy doctor that doesn't believe in Lupus. Posted by: Bete at March 30, 2022 09:58 PM (8E+wy) My dear departed sister would make that joke. She had a whole bunch of things that added up to not-quite-lupus. She would say, "It's never lupus." Lord I miss her. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 30, 2022 10:01 PM (x8Wzq) 444 wait, I can't leave yet ! Jordan61 is getting ready to tell me about her retirement ! Posted by: runner at March 30, 2022 10:00 PM (V13WU) I'm not retiring, I got a new (hopefully better) job. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 10:02 PM (Y7xeS) 445 For some reason my wife is trying to entice me into the kitchen with corn on the cob. I sense a trap. When you're this far down the road - as you and I are - just stick your head into the trap. What have you got to lose ? It's not like you haven't been in the trap before. Literally. Go do ugly things to that trap that you'll both laugh about in the morning. Posted by: Life Is Simple at March 30, 2022 10:03 PM (PiUom) 446 Re: Duck/Dog combo Had an Alpine goat and 4 dogs on fenced acreage back in day. Dogs would run to fence to bark at all rural passers by. Goat would stand next to them bleating maliciously. Any workers inside the fence who did not heed my warnings found dogs quite friendly, and goat would innocently walk up as if to receive a pet and the give a quick stationary head butt to the balls. Then bleat triumphantly as worker sprawled on ground in agony. Posted by: Rodape at March 30, 2022 10:04 PM (TiGPW) 447 Anyway, don't forget the claymores and concertina wire. Perimeter defense is vital. Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2022 09:43 PM (xpV7z) As Sam Carter told Jack O'Neill on their first ~~date~~ mission together, "I put a line of claymores at 10 meter intervals along that ridgeline". Posted by: Fox2! at March 30, 2022 10:06 PM (qyH+l) 448 There's a Spartacus substack on Covid that mentions the founder of Metabiota is directly linked to Ghislaine Maxwell's philanthropic organization. some days, I don't have the imagination to see all these connections: https://tinyurl.com/2zae9bs9 Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 30, 2022 09:38 PM (5HBd1) I sometimes wonder if things like this means that all the people in power are all in the same Hydra-like organization, or if it is like Theranos' board members, they like being in on a big thing that promises them prestige and money and being on the same board with all the other important and influential people and they all are dirty in their own lane. Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2022 10:08 PM (xhaym) 449 I want it to be NEXT Friday which will be my last day at my shitty job. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 09:55 PM (Y7xeS) Are you planning your exit interview? Posted by: Fox2! at March 30, 2022 10:10 PM (qyH+l) 450 Is 10 meters a standard separation for claymores? Seems a tad far apart. Posted by: Fox2! at March 30, 2022 10:12 PM (qyH+l) 451 Kamala has resorted to Plan 9, I see Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2022 10:14 PM (xhaym) 452 I sometimes wonder if things like this means that all the people in power are all in the same Hydra-like organization, or if it is like Theranos' board members, they like being in on a big thing that promises them prestige and money and being on the same board with all the other important and influential people and they all are dirty in their own lane. Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2022 10:08 PM (xhaym) It's really simple - I'm sure of that. It's no more complicated that Game of Thrones - or a reading of the Rose War - or anything recorded prior to the American Revolution. We live in an Aristocracy - but it is somewhat elected. Elections are often skewed, and outright rigged in the case of Trump. 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