Confused Old Man Tells US Troops They're Going to Ukraine, Says That NATO Will Use Chemical Weapons Against Russia, and Calls for Regime Change, and Then, Two Days Later, Says He Never Said Any of Those Things

First Biden yelled, "For God's sake, this man [Putin] cannot remain in power."

Then over the weekend, he responded to reporters asking him about that saying that he had not called for regime change in Russia.

Also, White House staffers walked back the call for regime change.

Now he says two different things:

1, I never said that,

and

2, Also, I continue to believe that Putin must not be allowed to remain in power.

NeverTrump's moderate, centrist, sober candidate for President.

America is back, baby!

Biden's "string of unscripted comments...put[s] him at odds with his administration’s own messaging," NBC's Peter Alexander reports. pic.twitter.com/TgUTw8J008
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 28, 2022

Biden's foreign trip has been a complete disaster.

Biden called for regime change in Russia, said U.S. troops were being sent to Ukraine, and suggested he would use chemical weapons against Putin.

His staff had to correct him each time. pic.twitter.com/FUfgcA5EGn
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 26, 2022

WATCH — Joe Biden vs. Biden staff on Russia pic.twitter.com/dO0pKaxGHx
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 28, 2022

Even CNN admits that Biden's latest ad-libbed outburst is a gift to Putin, as it will only strengthen him at home. Leon Panetta admits it too.

MSNBC admits that Biden's latest senile rant means that Russia will continue fighting longer and harder, and be more reluctant to come to terms with Ukraine.

Q: "It sounded like you told U.S. troops they were going to Ukraine, it sounded like you said it was possible the U.S. would use a chemical weapon, and it sounded like you were calling for regime change in Russia."

BIDEN: "None of the three occurred."

🤔 pic.twitter.com/zhP2NCPo93
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 28, 2022

BIDEN, unironically: "Nobody believes I was talking about taking down Putin. Nobody believes that." pic.twitter.com/HJEuSNNOZG
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 28, 2022

Asked about his call for regime change in Russia, Biden says he's "not walking anything back" pic.twitter.com/oZ4a5Egm4P
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 28, 2022

Biden again says Putin "shouldn't remain in power" pic.twitter.com/QsY3RO5H1R
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 28, 2022

The Wall Street Journal's James Freeman says that, given Biden's outbursts, it is now too dangerous to even allow the "President" to speak in public.

Posted by: Ace at 05:35 PM

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1 First!!!

Posted by: Greyman27 at March 28, 2022 05:35 PM (RKLPC)

2 Yeah.

Posted by: Greyman27 at March 28, 2022 05:35 PM (RKLPC)

3 Walking Back Better!

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 28, 2022 05:36 PM (QYPq3)

4 I saw a weird one where they said it was the same as 'Tear down this wall!' over the weekend.

Nah, bro- not even close.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 05:36 PM (wWu8x)

5 Third

Posted by: AOSHQ Moth Manitor at March 28, 2022 05:36 PM (a57S/)

6 Who here thinks we cleaned up all the chemical/biological weapons at Tooele and Dugway?

Not me.

Posted by: Archer at March 28, 2022 05:37 PM (gmo/4)

7 Well in his brain he literally doesn't remember saying any of that stuff so it's ok. It's not a lie if you believe it right?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 28, 2022 05:37 PM (bVYXr)

8 rats

Posted by: AOSHQ Moth Manitor at March 28, 2022 05:37 PM (vrz2I)

9 Even the French guy who's married to his Mother said He would not have said that if it were him

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 05:38 PM (J8ILO)

10 Bill Kristol hardest hit...err...pegged.

Posted by: Greyman27 at March 28, 2022 05:38 PM (RKLPC)

11 He's lied his whole life and gotten away with it.
Why stop now?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 28, 2022 05:38 PM (jTmQV)

12 And this is why we're all buy radiation monitors... this idiot is going to start WWIII.

Posted by: Iris at March 28, 2022 05:38 PM (DibdT)

13 10 Bill Kristol hardest hit...err...pegged.
Posted by: Greyman27 at March 28, 2022 05:38 PM (RKLPC)

No, it's got to be something he would not like.

Slapped? Flayed?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 05:38 PM (QCwhW)

14 Re-establishing norms baby!!

Posted by: Black JEM at March 28, 2022 05:38 PM (LyTO1)

15 How is it possible that Biden would even try to deny saying things he said three days earlier. Is it possible he's senile?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 28, 2022 05:39 PM (eGTCV)

16 As I said earlier this morning (J.J.'s Morning Report, I think), no one of consequence is paying any attention to this babbling fool. They are just waiting until we have "regime change" here in America.

Sure, some of the bad actors are taking advantage of the situation (Iran, Russia, North Korea, China, etc.). That's just the nature of the world we live in.

Whomever our next president is will either be laughed off the world stage (Kamala) or taken very, very seriously if that person is able to get America back in some semblance of order.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 28, 2022 05:39 PM (K5n5d)

17 If you eat oatmeal every day, this is what happens.

Posted by: AOSHQ Moth Manitor at March 28, 2022 05:39 PM (vrz2I)

18 4 I saw a weird one where they said it was the same as 'Tear down this wall!' over the weekend.

Nah, bro- not even close.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 05:36 PM (wWu8x)

Biden was supposed to go over there and have his Churchill/Reagan moment, which would theoretically smooth over all of Kumula's fuckups, but Biden being Biden messed this up too.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2022 05:39 PM (Rl7KJ)

19 14 Re-establishing norms baby!!
Posted by: Black JEM at March 28, 2022 05:38 PM (LyTO1)

No mean tweets !

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 05:39 PM (J8ILO)

20 >>>I saw a weird one where they said it was the same as 'Tear down this wall!' over the weekend.

Nah, bro- not even close.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 05:36 PM (wWu8x)

Oh no, they said it SURPASSED that line. Mark Knoller. He's a very serious person.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 28, 2022 05:39 PM (QYPq3)

21 Anybody here have any real idea of who is running the regime? It is surely not that Turnip.

Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 05:39 PM (Vr12I)

22 12 And this is why we're all buy radiation monitors... this idiot is going to start WWIII.
Posted by: Iris at March 28, 2022 05:38 PM (DibdT)

I saw that on Insty. I would think there would be numerous other signs a nuclear war is going on, but that might just be me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 05:39 PM (QCwhW)

23 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 05:39 PM (arJlL)

24 "Puts him at odds."

That's an interesting way of saying he cannot be held accountable for the words coming out of his piehole, or -- at best -- that he flat-out lied.

Posted by: red speck at March 28, 2022 05:39 PM (gS3OW)

25 He's right... nobody believes him.
But that's what he said.

The JEF did that for eight years.

Posted by: torabora at March 28, 2022 05:40 PM (14ZAE)

26 BTW Nobody believes that I said that, is not a denial. It is an appeal to the bias - the crowd, EVERBODY believes the opposite of what you are saying I said which I am not saying I didn't say. I am saying those three things didn't happen, which isn't the same thing as saying I didn't say those things.

Posted by: If Liar Liar happened to Joe Biden at March 28, 2022 05:40 PM (uuxRL)

27 >>> 15 How is it possible that Biden would even try to deny saying things he said three days earlier. Is it possible he's senile?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 28, 2022 05:39 PM (eGTCV)

Crazy talk! Conspiracy theory! REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at March 28, 2022 05:40 PM (llON8)

28 No, it's got to be something he would not like.

Slapped? Flayed?

Touching a woman?!?

Posted by: Greyman27 at March 28, 2022 05:40 PM (RKLPC)

29 JT!!!

Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 05:40 PM (Vr12I)

30 I think I could warm up to the stage-whisper thing, if he said the right thing. Like look intently, lean forward, and say

DOOOOOOOOOOOM.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022 05:40 PM (44ww/)

31 >>>Is it possible he's senile?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 28, 2022 05:39 PM (eGTCV)

Is it possible he isn't senile?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 28, 2022 05:40 PM (QYPq3)

32 Hiya Kraken !

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 05:41 PM (arJlL)

33 The Democrats would rather the world gets nuked than Trump get elected in 2024

Posted by: JoeF. at March 28, 2022 05:41 PM (mR6Gs)

34 Empire of lies.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022 05:41 PM (44ww/)

35 When you've lost CNN and NBC...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 05:41 PM (II3Gr)

36 Don't you just love his "...Number one. Number Two..." schtick?

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

37 It's time to put him permanently in hiding.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 28, 2022 05:42 PM (eGTCV)

38 Maybe FJBs handlers forgot to mute their mics and he heard them say "My God we can't let this guy stay in power" in his earpiece.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 05:42 PM (qnVBz)

39
How much longer are our 'partners' in NATO going to risk their own homelands at the hands of this demented retard who only won the election through fraud?

The cracks better start appearing pretty soon - or I'll have no sympathy for them when the inevitable happens.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 28, 2022 05:42 PM (dQvv7)

40 Radiation monitors are as useful as covid rapid-tests.
At that point, what difference will they make?

Posted by: torabora at March 28, 2022 05:42 PM (14ZAE)

41 His bragging about being a badass and threatening to withhold approved aid to Ukraine unless they dropped the investigation against the company that was his son's benefactor should have been a red flag. They impeached Trump for something he didn't do for something Biden admitted to on video.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 05:42 PM (/ijUi)

42 I saw that on Insty. I would think there would be numerous other signs a nuclear war is going on, but that might just be me.
==
if a lot of billionaires get on jets and head out to their bunkers in New Zealand. You might wanna pay attention to how far you are from a mil base, and wind conditions.

Posted by: 4chan plane spotting group at March 28, 2022 05:42 PM (Ut7Ub)

43 Joey Bidet is everything Leftists accused Ronald Reagan of being - a dottering senile old man.

And FVCK you mewling quim called NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 05:42 PM (nSlP6)

44
99% of Twitter never heard of "alopecia" before yesterday. Today, 99% of Twitter are "experts" on alopecia.

Saturday: Twitter never heard of alopecia.

Sunday: Everyone on twitter is an alopecia "expert."

Monday: Everyone on twitter replaced their Ukraine flag emoji with a bald head emoji.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 28, 2022 05:42 PM (TNwUT)

45 38 Maybe FJBs handlers forgot to mute their mics and he heard them say "My God we can't let this guy stay in power" in his earpiece.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Hah!
That makes sense

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stLabamillion at March 28, 2022 05:43 PM (lCui1)

46 Simple Joe also farted out that he thought the Declaration of Independence was "corny" while touting the NATO alliance as being a sacred obligation.

The man needs to be cock-punched repeatedly.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 28, 2022 05:43 PM (S3EUx)

47 They were all against me, but I would have proved that a duplicate key to the wardroom freezer did exist!

Posted by: Resident Biden at March 28, 2022 05:43 PM (gmo/4)

48 It's masterful the way Bidens handling every crisis he created.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 28, 2022 05:43 PM (7zYnx)

49 >>>The Democrats would rather the world gets nuked than Trump get elected in 2024

Posted by: JoeF. at March 28, 2022 05:41 PM (mR6Gs)

That's pretty much sums up our entire predicament.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 28, 2022 05:43 PM (QYPq3)

50 If he can be forced to resign for health reasons his resignation speech could be bizarre.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 28, 2022 05:43 PM (eGTCV)

51 21 Anybody here have any real idea of who is running the regime? It is surely not that Turnip.
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 05:39 PM (Vr12I)

The Clinton and Obama cabals in the WH and Executive Branch staff are at odds with each other?

Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2022 05:43 PM (Rl7KJ)

52 Who you gonna believe, Joey the Liar or your lying eyes? Huh punk, who?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 28, 2022 05:43 PM (iDcra)

53 This country is in big trouble. Seriously big trouble, and those is power couldn't care less - from either party.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2022 05:43 PM (XSRBF)

54 After petting the snake it bites.
That's what voting for a Democrat gets you.

Posted by: torabora at March 28, 2022 05:43 PM (14ZAE)

55 Biggest winner? Andropov(? he was the one who disappeared for a long time, right?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 05:44 PM (QCwhW)

56 I live in a country where the only thing that's saving us from getting nuked is the fact that the whole world knows our president is a senile blowhard and so you can't believe a word he says.

When did it all go so sideways?

Posted by: Wally at March 28, 2022 05:44 PM (FJYfm)

57 81 million votes! Out of 56 million ballots actually cast for him!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 05:44 PM (II3Gr)

58 47 They were all against me, but I would have proved that a duplicate key to the wardroom freezer did exist!
Posted by: Resident Biden at March 28, 2022 05:43 PM (gmo/4)

Strawberries!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 05:45 PM (QCwhW)

59 Remember, Miss Lindsey wanted to activate the 25th Amendment for Trump, but not a peep about Biden.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2022 05:45 PM (XSRBF)

60 Idiocy.

Trump was often over the top and even antagonistic (Rocket Man) but I don't think he was ever *unaware*.

Biden has been a politician his entire life but he's always been able to bluster at will because he was never in a position of actual authority. He was balanced by the rest of Congress or the rest of the Senate and could spout off whatever he pleased like a stump speech about a drunk truck driver killing his wife. Why should he stop now? HOW could he stop now? He's on automatic.

Posted by: Synova at March 28, 2022 05:45 PM (BD/yx)

61 Who's running the Bidet Junta?

Who's turn is it to spin the Policy Bottle that is the question dear Horatio.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 05:45 PM (nSlP6)

62 Anybody here have any real idea of who is running the regime? It is surely not that Turnip.
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 05:39 PM (Vr12I)
........

Well, the Three Stooges are all dead so... I dunno.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

63 What's an alopecia?

-Gary Johnson

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 05:45 PM (qnVBz)

64 When did it all go so sideways?
Posted by: Wally at March 28, 2022 05:44 PM (FJYfm)

Nov 3, 2020.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 05:45 PM (QCwhW)

65 if a lot of billionaires get on jets and head out to their bunkers in New Zealand. You might wanna pay attention to how far you are from a mil base, and wind conditions.
Posted by: 4chan plane spotting group at March 28, 2022 05:42 PM (Ut7Ub)
---
I'm sure they're just going to a climate change conference that *just happens* to be in New Zealand...Nothing to worry about, comrade!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 28, 2022 05:45 PM (K5n5d)

66 Damn, it sucks to have gotten away with publicly lying and speaking in incomprehensible mumbo-jumbo for 44 years in a government job, then you get promoted to a different government job and suddenly everyone expects you to speak truthfully, and in comprehensible English.

Jill, help!

Posted by: Joe the Career Liar at March 28, 2022 05:45 PM (AMIL/)

67 55 Biggest winner? Andropov(? he was the one who disappeared for a long time, right?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 05:44 PM (QCwhW)

What happened? Did he just dropov the face of the earth?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 05:45 PM (II3Gr)

68 Great. Good ole Joe "Fart Blossom" Biden is going to blunder us into a nuclear war with Russia. But hey! No mean tweets!

Posted by: Old Blue at March 28, 2022 05:45 PM (VNmG1)

69 Maybe FJBs handlers forgot to mute their mics and he heard them say "My God we can't let this guy stay in power" in his earpiece.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Hah!
That makes sense
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stLabamillion at March 28, 2022 05:43 PM (lCui1)

Dang! Never thought of that.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2022 05:45 PM (WKUCe)

70 >>>When did it all go so sideways?

Posted by: Wally

Election week, 2020

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2022 05:46 PM (XSRBF)

71 Putin would be smart if he just played it this way.

"No I'm not upset by President Biden's remarks. How could I be? He obviously doesn't understand the situation and can no longer function effectively on a global political level. Rather I'm concerned that the Vice President hasn't yet invoked the US Constitution's 25th amendment in order to replace a man who obviously no longer has the mental faculties to be President of the United States"

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 28, 2022 05:46 PM (T/vhV)

72 >>How is it possible that Biden would even try to deny saying things he said three days earlier. Is it possible he's senile?

It's more than possible but I think in this case it's more like habit.

Anyone who watched Biden over his 40 year career in the Senate knows he did this all the time. He would say something and then almost immediately afterward claim he never said it or he was taken out of context or some other variation of a lie.

And he always got away with it because all our Senators are gaseous blowhards and the media always covers for Democrats. But now it's very noticeable because he is president and his words take on a whole different level of meaning. And he can't change who he is, a dishonest, barely average intellect who is now borderline senile.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 05:46 PM (ZLI7S)

73 Maybe FJBs handlers forgot to mute their mics and he heard them say "My God we can't let this guy stay in power" in his earpiece.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ

That is my thinking, or some smart ass put in the prompter.

Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2022 05:46 PM (ou23q)

74 What happened? Did he just dropov the face of the earth?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 05:45 PM (II3Gr)

*rueful golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 05:46 PM (QCwhW)

75 "After petting the snake"

Is that what they're calling it these days?

Posted by: Greyman27 at March 28, 2022 05:46 PM (RKLPC)

76 This country is in big trouble. Seriously big trouble, and those is power couldn't care less - from either party.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
==
*Heavy Sigh* There is only one party, and none of us are in it.

Posted by: its not going to be pretty at March 28, 2022 05:46 PM (Ut7Ub)

77 >>>What's an alopecia?

-Gary Johnson

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor

A larger alpaca, I think.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2022 05:47 PM (XSRBF)

78 53 This country is in big trouble. Seriously big trouble, and those is power couldn't care less - from either party.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2022 05:43 PM (XSRBF)

I am not going to beat this to death, but I was just down on the Texas-Mexico border, and we are in deep deep shit. But it's all reeeeee !!! Ukraine, reeee!!! covid variant #9 for the Media.

Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 05:47 PM (Vr12I)

79 if a lot of billionaires get on jets and head out to their bunkers in New Zealand. You might wanna pay attention to how far you are from a mil base, and wind conditions.
Posted by: 4chan plane spotting group at March 28, 2022 05:42 PM (Ut7Ub)

I'm counting on being close to a military base so that I can be vaporized instead of succumbing from radiation poisoning and/or privation.

Of course, if the Russians are being sadistic, they'll forgo aiming nukes right at bases and instead go for the atmospheric bursts, causing EMPs and bringing the "One Second After" scenario.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2022 05:47 PM (Rl7KJ)

80 >>>When did it all go so sideways?
Posted by: Wally at March 28, 2022 05:44 PM (FJYfm)

Nov 3, 2020.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 05:45 PM (QCwhW)

7/26/1947

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 28, 2022 05:47 PM (QYPq3)

81 Take a bow all you jackanapes that voted for the senile fool.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 28, 2022 05:47 PM (rJ48h)

82 Trump walked slowly down an icy ramp and the media turned it into a weekend of " many are now questioning Trump's fitness to be president...." stories.

Biden babbles incoherently on a daily basis and ....crickets.

But when they finally DO talk about it, it will be a tell that the "end" is coming

Posted by: JoeF. at March 28, 2022 05:47 PM (mR6Gs)

83 Well blatant lies IS on-brand for Democrats

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 28, 2022 05:47 PM (XvPQV)

84 There won't be a resignation speach. The resignation won't be televised.

Posted by: torabora at March 28, 2022 05:47 PM (14ZAE)

85 Joe Biden's brain is a sieve. He doesn't remember anything from the previous day.

Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2022 05:47 PM (88xKn)

86
And this is why we're all buy radiation monitors... this idiot is going to start WWIII.

Posted by: Iris at March 28, 2022 05:38 PM

When the fraud became impossible for the Supreme Court to even consider, I put a Geiger counter on my Amazon 'wish list'. Hoping it would come down in price.

Yeah, didn't happen.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 28, 2022 05:47 PM (dQvv7)

87 Where is Allepo Johnson?

Oh never mind.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 05:47 PM (nSlP6)

88 House votes 424 to 8 to approve sanctions on Rusdia
The 8 opposing. Only the most ardent Trump supporters and Rand Paul

Posted by: Kurt at March 28, 2022 05:47 PM (uQ9aL)

89 The American media spin is currently at 11. There's not a lot of play to go any higher. The bet is currently which blows up first, the press or the pants shitter?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2022 05:47 PM (BFigT)

90 This country is in big trouble. Seriously big trouble, and those is power couldn't care less - from either party.

Yep. That's why we made the decision to stay put for now and not try to move. Everything is a mess. I'm comfortable where I am WWIII notwithstanding.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 28, 2022 05:47 PM (nxdel)

91 What's an alopecia?
-Gary Johnson
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 05:45 PM (qnVBz)

She's the new pedophile friendly candidate for the Supreme Court.

Alopecia Jackson.*

*I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2022 05:48 PM (LV9Tl)

92
Joe Biden: COP

Confused
Old
Pervert

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 28, 2022 05:48 PM (WmGrA)

93 House votes 424 to 8 to approve sanctions on Rusdia

Rusdia ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 05:48 PM (J8ILO)

94 Biden: The Walking (Back) Dead.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2022 05:49 PM (RkC6l)

95
Posted by: Kurt at March 28, 2022 05:47 PM (uQ9aL)

STFU, kunt

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 28, 2022 05:49 PM (TNwUT)

96 >>>It's time to put him permanently in hiding.

We've reached Soviet time here in the US.

Posted by: TC at March 28, 2022 05:49 PM (evFVP)

97 When did it all go so sideways?
Posted by: Wally at March 28, 2022 05:44 PM (FJYfm)

For me, the day I was born. For the country, I'd say no later than 1913, possibly as early as 1865.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 05:49 PM (II3Gr)

98 Rusdia ?

Mythical country on the Disc World.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 05:49 PM (nSlP6)

99 Putin should impeach Biden for election interference.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 05:49 PM (OalnH)

100 Synova, yes PDT called the Nork rocket man and was then the only President to meet face to face with him and all testing and provocation stopped. I would not have cared if PDT called him dick-head.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 05:49 PM (8c5kK)

101 Trump's pinky twitched when be held the glass of water!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 05:49 PM (qnVBz)

102 38 Maybe FJBs handlers forgot to mute their mics and he heard them say "My God we can't let this guy stay in power" in his earpiece.

holy shit CAT I think that's probably what actually happened!!!

btw did you see him scarfing down pizza in the face of that poor troop that had to sit within smell range of him? of course he's breaking protocol eating before the troops did.

he is disgusting.

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 05:50 PM (j9HX3)

103 Test

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2022 05:50 PM (XSRBF)

104 You know, in a perfect world, sanctions are supposed to hurt the country being sanctioned, not the country issuing the sanctions.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 28, 2022 05:50 PM (jTmQV)

105 Snowing here and inside Sundowner's head

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 05:50 PM (2JoB8)

106 t's time to put him permanently in hiding.

We've reached Soviet time here in the US.
Posted by: TC at March 28, 2022 05:49 PM (evFVP)

You mean...sad classical music is going to played on all radio stations soon?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 28, 2022 05:50 PM (mR6Gs)

107 Joe Biden's brain is a sieve. He doesn't remember anything from the previous day.
Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2022 05:47 PM (88xKn)

Memento 2: Sammy Jackass

Posted by: Wally at March 28, 2022 05:50 PM (FJYfm)

108 can't blame dementia. this asshole has been saying whatever is convenient and then denying he said it for decades. if someone just now noticed this, it's because they have an IQ as low as Biden or are as dishonest as Biden. his word as a Biden. has there ever been anything more ridiculous?

Posted by: facio at March 28, 2022 05:50 PM (uQFwj)

109 House votes 424 to 8 to approve sanctions on Rusdia

**

Who were the 8?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stLabamillion at March 28, 2022 05:50 PM (lCui1)

110 This senile old bastard
Makes me want to puke
I'm sick of the bullshit
Launch all the nukes!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 05:50 PM (II3Gr)

111 How bad must Bernie and Kamalala be to the interests of the DS that TPTB would not steal the election for them?

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at March 28, 2022 05:50 PM (b+v9B)

112 When did it all go so sideways?
Posted by: Wally at March 28, 2022 05:44 PM (FJYfm)

____

LBJ did a lot of fuckup-erry. It just kept getting worse from there on.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 05:50 PM (OalnH)

113 The tweet at the top makes no sense. Biden is going against his administration. He IS the administration, for the most part, so he's going against himself?

Lord, the media is so awful.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2022 05:50 PM (XSRBF)

114 problem?

Posted by: Vishnupundit at March 28, 2022 05:51 PM (VYjdj)

115 Pedo Joe's speech yesterday to Ukraine references little kids climbing on his legs.

The perv is shameless.

Posted by: torabora at March 28, 2022 05:51 PM (14ZAE)

116 Who were the 8?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stLabamillion at March 28, 2022 05:50 PM (lCui1)

____

Those 8 2024!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 05:51 PM (OalnH)

117 Hey! Someone told me Will Smith's wife is a hoe. No kidding. She must like gardening. Hoes are good for root vegetables. I am not joking. I will rock you with a zucchini.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 28, 2022 05:51 PM (vrz2I)

118 A larger alpaca, I think.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2022 05:47 PM

I recall a movie i saw a while back that had a mention of a fundraiser called Alpacas With Alopecia.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2022 05:51 PM (RkC6l)

119 Someone needs to lock him up in a basement in Delaware immediately

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 05:51 PM (2JoB8)

120 The Wall Street Journal's James Freeman says that, given Biden's outbursts, it is now too dangerous to even allow the "President" to speak in public.

Yet it's ok to keep the senile asshoe.

Whatta fucking unserious country.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 05:52 PM (egg9a)

121 I thought that Leon Panetta was dead.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 05:52 PM (yQpMk)

122 Maybe they put Joe out there without his drug cocktail....just to see what would happen.

They are probably trying to figure out how to ease him off the stage.

He'd already be gone if Kumswalla wasn't so bad.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 28, 2022 05:52 PM (mR6Gs)

123 What's an alopecia?

An Alopecia once bit my sister.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2022 05:52 PM (vrz2I)

124 They should have run and installed Max Headroom instead.

Of course, humiliating and hopefully getting most of us killed in World War III is part of the kink ...

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022 05:52 PM (mw5WD)

125 I just shit myself and made art!!!

Posted by: curt at March 28, 2022 05:52 PM (VYjdj)

126 RNC: Oh wow look how bad Biden is!! We have wicked burn videos and everything.

Also RNC: Hey Biden, where do we sign on for your agenda with regards to spending and SCOTUS picks?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 05:53 PM (OalnH)

127 The Wall Street Journal's James Freeman says that, given Biden's outbursts, it is now too dangerous to even allow the "President" to speak in public.

They did that to Professor Gill and look where it got them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 05:53 PM (nSlP6)

128 I thought that Leon Panetta was dead.
Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 05:52 PM (yQpMk)

No, that would be Timothy Leary

Posted by: The Moody Blues at March 28, 2022 05:53 PM (mR6Gs)

129 115 Pedo Joe's speech yesterday to Ukraine references little kids climbing on his legs.

***

Seriously?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stLabamillion at March 28, 2022 05:53 PM (lCui1)

130 Alopecia is Properica's younger hotter sister.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 05:53 PM (OalnH)

131 I thought that Leon Panetta was dead.
Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 05:52 PM (yQpMk)

You were thinking of Madeleine Albright. They looked a lot alike, but Madeleine was slightly more masculine.

Posted by: Wally at March 28, 2022 05:53 PM (FJYfm)

132 The tweet at the top makes no sense. Biden is going against his administration. He IS the administration, for the most part, so he's going against himself?

Lord, the media is so awful.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Sounds like he's going against his handlers.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 05:53 PM (egg9a)

133 120 The Wall Street Journal's James Freeman says that, given Biden's outbursts, it is now too dangerous to even allow the "President" to speak in public.

The main reason they kept him in the basement during the presidential Campaign

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 05:53 PM (J8ILO)

134 Don't take Alopecia if you're allergic to Alopecia.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 05:53 PM (v0R5T)

135 Someone needs to lock him up in a basement in Delaware immediately
Posted by: Skip

No takebacks

Posted by: Delaware: Biden is your problem now at March 28, 2022 05:53 PM (VYjdj)

136 Isn't it the PRESIDENT who is supposed to make the decisions and lead? Not just be a figurehead for a cabal of unelected people?

And the rest of the world seems to be accepting of it, as does our media. Holy batcarp, fatman!

Posted by: GWB at March 28, 2022 05:54 PM (D/wPf)

137 Meanwhile at the Bulwark - Biden: Still Doing a Good Job on Ukraine.

Posted by: jeannebodine at March 28, 2022 05:54 PM (QWHnR)

138 134 Don't take Alopecia if you're allergic to Alopecia.
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 05:53 PM (v0R5T)

I think you're exaggerating just a hair.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 05:54 PM (II3Gr)

139 Does anyone wonder what Congress would have done had that been Trump that was senile?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 05:54 PM (egg9a)

140 When did it all go so sideways?

2016 when Trump won and everything got turned on its head. He exposed them and still is.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 28, 2022 05:54 PM (nxdel)

141 81M votes counted for a guy who took out Corn Pop.

Good grief.

Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2022 05:54 PM (88xKn)

142 Jimmy Panetta is my congressman. When I first found out I thought him and Vinny were gonna breaka my kneecaps.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 05:55 PM (v0R5T)

143 No
More
Mean
Tweets

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2022 05:55 PM (W2Pud)

144 Someone needs to lock him up in a basement in Delaware immediately
Posted by: Skip

Weekends at Joey's are tight.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 28, 2022 05:55 PM (WmGrA)

145 Side effects may include dry mouth, itchy eyes and death. Talk to your doctor today.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 05:55 PM (OalnH)

146 I knew Al O. Pecia.

He was a friend of mine.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 05:55 PM (egg9a)

147 Media hagiographies in the event Biden is forced to resign have already been written.
They will say this life long civil servant ruined his health fixing damage down by orangemanbad

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 28, 2022 05:56 PM (eGTCV)

148 vmom, seriously.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 05:56 PM (8c5kK)

149 You mean...sad classical music is going to played on all radio stations soon?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 28, 2022 05:50 PM (mR6Gs)

Dust in the Wind our new Anthem.

Posted by: TC at March 28, 2022 05:56 PM (evFVP)

150 What's an alopecia?

The best Elvis movie is Fun in Alopecia

Posted by: JoeF. at March 28, 2022 05:56 PM (mR6Gs)

151 "This asshole is out-of-control. He's out-of-control and we'll be lucky to live through it."

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022 05:56 PM (mw5WD)

152 For me, the day I was born. For the country, I'd say no later than 1913, possibly as early as 1865.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 05:49 PM (II3Gr)

March 6, 1857 - The day Dredd Scott v Sanford was decided.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 28, 2022 05:57 PM (wmDcS)

153 Don't take Alopecia if you're allergic to Alopecia.
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 05:53 PM (v0R5T)

I think you're exaggerating just a hair.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 05:54 PM (II3Gr)

Cut it out, OK?

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 05:57 PM (v0R5T)

154 What's an alopecia?

The best Elvis movie is Fun in Alopecia
Posted by: JoeF. at March 28, 2022 05:56 PM (mR6Gs)

I disagree.

It's "Viva Alopecia".

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2022 05:57 PM (LV9Tl)

155 From yahoo:

Here are the eight Republicans who voted against the bill on Thursday:

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia
Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida
Rep. Lauren Boebert of Colorado
Rep. Thomas Massie of Kentucky
Rep. Andy Biggs of Arizona
Rep. Dan Bishop of North Carolina
Rep. Glenn Grothman of Wisconsin
Rep. Chip Roy of Texas

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stLabamillion at March 28, 2022 05:57 PM (lCui1)

156 European politicians still hold Justin Trudeau in more contempt than Biden.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 28, 2022 05:58 PM (eGTCV)

157 I disagree.

It's "Viva Alopecia".
Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2022 05:57 PM (LV9T

Don't forget Blue Alopecia

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 05:58 PM (J8ILO)

158 I'm watching Adam-12 and Reed and McCoy have terrible trigger discipline with their little pea shooters.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2022 05:58 PM (vrz2I)

159 I know this thread is about Biden's dangerous senility, but I just read an article linked at Insty's about some new New Jersey laws that are pushing this tranny shit on young kids, and it's making me sick.

They're making middle-school kids there watch some video (w/o their parents' knowledge) about how wonderful injecting yourself with artificial hormones is. I watched the video, and it's all happy talk from a F-to-M tranny about how happy she is with her brave and bold and courageous choice to "stand up for myself" and "be happy" -- complete with inspirational background music.

Then the article says that the NJ law is going to start requiring grade school kids to be taught about puberty blockers. AYFKM? Just a couple months ago, two prominent "transition" surgeons submitted an article to the NYT, which it refused to print, about how puberty blockers are wrong for young kids. They can lead to sexual dysfunction, infertility, and a whole lot of other irreversible problems -- but NJ is now going to be shoving these at grade school kids.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 05:58 PM (k4dH2)

160 All you people here should have nooded.
You should be ashamed, each and every one of you.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 28, 2022 05:58 PM (OEo2o)

161 That scrunt member of the squad, Pressley, has alopecia also.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 05:58 PM (8c5kK)

162 For me, the day I was born. For the country, I'd say no later than 1913, possibly as early as 1865.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 05:49 PM (II3Gr)

March 6, 1857 - The day Dredd Scott v Sanford was decided.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

Madison v Marbury.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 05:58 PM (egg9a)

163 Ramzan Kadyrov showed up in Mariupol this morning.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2022 05:59 PM (700n7)

164 Who tells the staff to correct him?

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 05:59 PM (2JoB8)

165 "Donald Trump, Jr. launches new news aggregator app "MXM""

Sigh. 'MXM' sounds like the name of a gay hookup app.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 28, 2022 05:59 PM (qpX6U)

166 Those thumbnails need to become their own meme

Posted by: Methos at March 28, 2022 05:59 PM (kOpft)

167 Malloy not McCoy. The route 66 guy.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2022 05:59 PM (vrz2I)

168 I think it all goes back to the Whiskey Rebellion.
The great leader of the anti-tax war on Great Britain now is forced to collect taxes to pay for the war with Great Britain.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 28, 2022 05:59 PM (jTmQV)

169 Lauren B is my critter. So far so good, but I trust no one.

Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2022 06:00 PM (ou23q)

170 >>>Sounds like he's going against his handlers.

Posted by: rickb223

That's possible. If so, I'm sure they are pissed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2022 06:00 PM (XSRBF)

171 120 The Wall Street Journal's James Freeman says that, given Biden's outbursts, it is now too dangerous to even allow the "President" to speak in public.

***

Should we start a #FreeBiden campaign to mess with the libtards?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stLabamillion at March 28, 2022 06:00 PM (lCui1)

172
You see this Hot Take?

Reacher star WRECKS will cuck smith. Says he was "appalled" by fag actor's "petulant" behavior and a "terrible example" set by the Academy.

Also alluded to will smith being full of shit with his shitty acceptance speech.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 28, 2022 06:00 PM (TNwUT)

173 147 Media hagiographies in the event Biden is forced to resign have already been written.
They will say this life long civil servant ruined his health fixing damage down by orangemanbad
,
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 28, 2022 05:56 PM (eGTCV)

--------

"He was poisoned by a polonium-tipped dildo at the behest of Putin and Trump, but mostly Trump!"

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022 06:00 PM (mw5WD)

174

Our loins are heavy with need! Please ask Ukrainian Nazis to do us a solid!

Posted by: Gay cowboys eating pudding at March 28, 2022 06:00 PM (ha01i)

175 Biden is like a demented and depraved Grandpa Simpson.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 06:01 PM (sAmhv)

176 I think Biden is trying to parse - like Clinton and the meaning of "is".

"None of those occurred." He's technically right. The 82nd is not in Ukraine, we have not used chemical weapons, and we have not removed Putin.

Posted by: cfo mom at March 28, 2022 06:01 PM (Q8bDL)

177
Nah, what's going to happen is biden's "muscle" will "straighten out" the WH communications team for embarrassing her senile pedo husband. Really.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 28, 2022 06:01 PM (TNwUT)

178 Whoda thunk that Kamala in Poland would end up being better diplomacy than Joey Puddingbrains?

Yikes, we're boned.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2022 06:01 PM (lgeFv)

179 All you people here should have nooded.
You should be ashamed, each and every one of you.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 28, 2022 05:58 PM (OEo2o)

If you need 159 NOODS to get yourself upstairs, well, we just can't help you.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 28, 2022 06:02 PM (ZSK0i)

180 Ramzan Kadyrov showed up in Mariupol this morning.
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2022 05:59 PM (700n7)
.........

I could take him more seriously if his names started with a V.
Vamzan Vadyrov. See how that just rolls off the tongue?

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 06:02 PM (v0R5T)

181 "None of the three occurred"

******

Mental status examination

Examiner: I want you to remember these three things: Ball, pencil, airplane

5 minutes later: What were the three things I asked you to remember

Mental patient: I don't remember any of those three things. Err, regime change? and....er...the thing?

Mental patient's staff: What he meant was "ball, pencil, airplane"

Posted by: Muldoon at March 28, 2022 06:02 PM (m45I2)

182 That's possible. If so, I'm sure they are pissed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

I think, the closer we get to summer, the worse Dementia Joe gets, and the louder his handlers squeal.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 06:03 PM (egg9a)

183 From the last thread...

A firefighter and a teacher pay more than double, double the tax rate that a billionaire pays.
====

I'm so sick of this bullshit.

1. What billionaire gets a paycheck every week? Of course the taxation will differ.
2. Hypothetically speaking, let's say the rate for the billionaire is 1%, and say we're taxing $1B. That's still $1M. A hell of a lot more than the beloved firefighter or molesting teacher is paying, no matter their rate.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 28, 2022 06:03 PM (iydjf)

184 Reacher star WRECKS will cuck smith. Says he was "appalled" by fag actor's "petulant" behavior and a "terrible example" set by the Academy.

Also alluded to will smith being full of shit with his shitty acceptance speech.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news

Season 2 of Reacher has been cancelled.

Posted by: Amazon at March 28, 2022 06:03 PM (61kUx)

185 I thought the shit cherry of the press conference was the cuck reporter asking the President if he thought Clarence Thomas should be forced to recuse himself from anything having to do with Jan 6th also asked if he thought Republicans "going after" Jackson Brown "crossed a line."

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 06:03 PM (vvX3p)

186 Retardo the alleged POTUS: 'I did not say what I said. Fight me. '

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 28, 2022 06:04 PM (FCPbW)

187
What's most funny is the slap was the second most embarrassing moment of the night for will smith. His pathetic, weeping, phony, trite acceptance speech for his fake "industry" award was far worse than the assault and battery on Chris Rock.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 28, 2022 06:04 PM (TNwUT)

188 >>>Joe Biden: COP

>How many children from Poland and Ukraine were we able to capture on video being molested by the Molester-in-Chief?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 28, 2022 06:04 PM (S3EUx)

189 He said "remain power" and not "remain in power" so I guess that makes a difference. Sort of.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2022 06:04 PM (63Dwl)

190 Who can honestly blame Jen Psaki for claiming covid to stay away from this?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 28, 2022 06:04 PM (eGTCV)

191 MxM stands for Minute by Minute. I do NOT want to know what the Gay urban interpretation means...

Posted by: Iris at March 28, 2022 06:04 PM (DibdT)

192 "Retardo the alleged POTUS: 'I did not say what I said. Fight me. '"

He's gone thru his whole life saying anything that pops into his head.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 28, 2022 06:04 PM (qpX6U)

193 Remember those PlaySkool toys, like the "telephone" with the oversized buttons?

They need to give SpongeBrainShitPants one of those, and tell him it's the "football". Keep him distracted for a while, with it. And guar-an-damn-tee-ya, he'd be bangin' buttons on it like Hunter in a Skinner Box, pounding the happy button that dispenses the meth.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 06:06 PM (QzJWU)

194 Still need to watch Reacher. Keep hearing people saying it is good.

The odd thing about not watching TV is that I do not put on even a movie or anything near as much anymore.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 06:06 PM (QCwhW)

195 There appears to be a boycott on information about the Ukraine war.
The only thing running in the DM is an article about Putin Poisoning some of the People attending the Peace negotiations.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2022 06:06 PM (8E/wP)

196 Sigh. 'MXM' sounds like the name of a gay hookup app.

You shall taste man-flesh!

Posted by: Saruman at March 28, 2022 06:06 PM (II3Gr)

197 There is a Russian cartoon :

- This is war in defense against NATO imperialism. They are threatening Russia by moving to our border and placing missils and weapons to attack and invade. We must defend against NATO.

- Russia has lost 10,000 men, 300 tanks, 100 planes, ....

--> And how bad are NATO losses?

- NATO has not shown up yet.

---------------
The point is that this FJB shit feeds right into Russian internal propaganda.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 28, 2022 06:06 PM (OEo2o)

198 It is like the sit-com Benson with thermonuclear war as the punchline.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at March 28, 2022 06:07 PM (3yqPP)

199 196 Sigh. 'MXM' sounds like the name of a gay hookup app.

You shall taste man-flesh!
Posted by: Saruman at March 28, 2022 06:06 PM (II3Gr)

Better watch out. I would not trust that Christopher Lee is dead enough.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 06:07 PM (QCwhW)

200
Whoa, Reacher star Alan Ritchman tore into both will and jada smith, and hollywood, and Washington DC and the Media.

And finished his righteous screed with a Bible quote from Matthew.

Fuckyeah!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 28, 2022 06:07 PM (TNwUT)

201 @13 10 Bill Kristol hardest hit...err...pegged.
Posted by: Greyman27 at March 28, 2022 05:38 PM (RKLPC)

No, it's got to be something he would not like.

Slapped? Flayed?

----

Trumped!

Posted by: Junior at March 28, 2022 06:07 PM (YiwAw)

202 You see this Hot Take? Reacher star WRECKS will cuck smith. Says he was "appalled" by fag actor's "petulant" behavior and a "terrible example" set by the Academy. Also alluded to will smith being full of shit with his shitty acceptance speech. Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 28, 2022 06:00 PM (TNwUT)

Just because I am a dirtbag, I would love to see a social media push to have the Academy put a life-time ban on Smith for his open aggression and violence.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2022 06:07 PM (xhaym)

203 194 Still need to watch Reacher. Keep hearing people saying it is good.

The odd thing about not watching TV is that I do not put on even a movie or anything near as much anymore.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 06:06 PM (QCwhW)

The actor's a better physical representation of the character but his acting leaves much to be desired.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 06:07 PM (II3Gr)

204 My Word as a Biden

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 06:08 PM (dscaa)

205 198 It is like the sit-com Benson with thermonuclear war as the punchline.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at March 28, 2022 06:07 PM (3yqPP)

Wouldn't that mean there is a competent butler waiting in the wings?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 06:08 PM (QCwhW)

206 191 MxM stands for Minute by Minute. I do NOT want to know what the Gay urban interpretation means...

Posted by: Iris at March 28, 2022 06:04 PM (DibdT)

--------

Ugh, now I've got an earworm ...

j/k

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022 06:08 PM (mw5WD)

207 European politicians still hold Justin Trudeau in more contempt than Biden.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 28, 2022 05:58 PM (eGTCV)

They don't owe Justin money.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2022 06:08 PM (xhaym)

208 Biden knows he has the power to destroy Putin. His staff is doing everything to hold him back.

Posted by: TC at March 28, 2022 06:08 PM (evFVP)

209 Was that the Oscars last night or spring break in Miami?

Posted by: Ron at March 28, 2022 06:10 PM (AtKtr)

210 It's becoming comically impossible now for NT-ers to not beclown themselves intellectually with each passing day - they originally all called this speech "fiery" and suggested it was "Reagan-like" before beating a hasty retreat when the State Dept crawled the US back from the brink of war.

Whores will drop their pants, dance naked and do anything to debase themselves for a buck - that is until 5-0 shows up. That is what NT-ers are down to - prancing about in woke hot pants for buck until their media minders show up and tells them to get in the paddy wagon. That's how far they've fallen - personally and professionally embarrassing themselves for Benjis placed on the night table.

Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2022 06:10 PM (5iUNf)

211 Still need to watch Reacher. Keep hearing people saying it is good.

The odd thing about not watching TV is that I do not put on even a movie or anything near as much anymore.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 06:06 PM (QCwhW)

The actor's a better physical representation of the character but his acting leaves much to be desired.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

?????

Posted by: Blue Mountain State at March 28, 2022 06:10 PM (61kUx)

212 Sunday: Everyone on twitter is an alopecia "expert."

**********

♫ ♫ ♫
Alopecia, gentille Alopecia
Alopecia gentille plumerai
I will pluck you on the head
I will pluck you on the head
On the head...(on the head)
Ooooooohhhhh...
Alopecia

Posted by: Muldoon at March 28, 2022 06:11 PM (m45I2)

213 100 Synova, yes PDT called the Nork rocket man and was then the only President to meet face to face with him and all testing and provocation stopped. I would not have cared if PDT called him dick-head.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 05:49 PM (8c5kK)

My point was more that while Trump sometimes said things that had people worried about escalation, he seemed not to ever actually be doing any of it by accident. There were times when he was *clearly* not expressing government policy and the media et. al. lost their minds.

And he should have a Nobel Peace Prize for his negotiations with North Korea no matter how much the media tried to insist that what he *really* needed to do was demand that Kim be tried and executed for crimes against humanity and no matter how much the progress he made there is going to be, if it hasn't been already, completely wasted.

Posted by: Synova at March 28, 2022 06:11 PM (BD/yx)

214 Sanctions cal work really well. Just ask Castro.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 28, 2022 06:11 PM (Ynyl9)

215 @ 206: all weekend I had that awful 70's song "Get right back to where we started from" stuck in my head. Despite several requests, nobody in my family would put me out of my misery.

Posted by: 496 at March 28, 2022 06:11 PM (U1eOr)

216 209 Was that the Oscars last night or spring break in Miami?
Posted by: Ron at March 28, 2022 06:10 PM (AtKtr)

Debating meet at Harvey Milk HS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 06:11 PM (s2VJv)

217
The actor's a better physical representation of the character but his acting leaves much to be desired.
Posted by: Insomniac

True and 25% True.
The writing is poor. They have him saying some real dumb shit.

They have veteran actor Bruce McGill (Animal House) looking and sounding like a caricature of a character on that show.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 28, 2022 06:11 PM (TNwUT)

218 The actor's a better physical representation of the character but his acting leaves much to be desired.

Acting? Is that really necessary when he's gorgeous? :-)

Posted by: Iris at March 28, 2022 06:11 PM (DibdT)

219 Whoa, Reacher star Alan Ritchman tore into both will and jada smith, and hollywood, and Washington DC and the Media.

And finished his righteous screed with a Bible quote from Matthew.

Fuckyeah!
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news

Link?

Posted by: Panhandle Strong at March 28, 2022 06:12 PM (61kUx)

220 Still need to watch Reacher. Keep hearing people saying it is good.

It is good. It has some flaws but none of them are obnoxious preachy woke crap

Ugh, now I've got an earworm

I keep holdin' on!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 06:12 PM (KZzsI)

221 Remember how they impeached Trump because they basically said the President is not allowed to set foreign policy?

I mean, that was the gist of Lt. Bearclaw's whine

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2022 06:12 PM (XdGdU)

222
?????
Posted by: Blue Mountain State

Exactly.

BMS was hilarious. Great writing, great acting, great teets.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 28, 2022 06:12 PM (TNwUT)

223 This Idiocracy banana republic should NOT be a nuclear power. If the adults get a turn at the controls disarmament needs to be on the agenda. If you think Bidet is bad, wait a while.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at March 28, 2022 06:13 PM (3AD8C)

224 Wait, did anyone from the press ask Joe what his favorite ice cream flavor is?

Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2022 06:13 PM (88xKn)

225 Panetta says Biden's gaffe came about because he's Irish. t.ly/CYeH

Posted by: jeannebodine at March 28, 2022 06:14 PM (QWHnR)

226 I think it was Charlie Hurt on Saturday called Joe a "horses ass".
Made me smile.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 06:14 PM (v0R5T)

227
Link to a video talking about what Reacher said:

https://youtu.be/jwROamiXROI

(Better than having to go instagram, right?)

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 28, 2022 06:14 PM (TNwUT)

228 >>The odd thing about not watching TV is that I do not put on even a movie or anything near as much anymore.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 06:06 PM (QCwhW)
--

Came here last night looking for a good time and it was all movie crap. I was appalled and made a quick exit out the side door.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2022 06:14 PM (8E/wP)

229 225 Panetta says Biden's gaffe came about because he's Irish. t.ly/CYeH
Posted by: jeannebodine at March 28, 2022 06:14 PM (QWHnR)

That's new.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 06:14 PM (QCwhW)

230 PSA: PSA has a 36" tactical rifle bag and seven Gen2 5.56 PMags for 99.99. I own more than one of the rifle bags and they are sweet. Rugged.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 28, 2022 06:14 PM (1IJnB)

231 He's gone thru his whole life saying anything that pops into his head.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 28, 2022 06:04 PM (qpX6U)

More like rattled around in that big empty space between his ears.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2022 06:15 PM (okGHj)

232 all weekend I had that awful 70's song "Get right back to where we started from" stuck in my head. Despite several requests, nobody in my family would put me out of my misery.
Posted by: 496 at March 28, 2022 06:11 PM (U1eOr)

I regret reading this comment. Some ear-worms are nefarious. Just as long as it's not Stumblin' In.

D'oh!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, That Foot is that other Guy at March 28, 2022 06:15 PM (xPJvm)

233 "I saw a weird one where they said it was the same as 'Tear down this wall!' over the weekend."

The whole 'Even better than Reagan!" schtick Biden's taint-polishers are horking up is hilarious to anybody (like me, for example) that was around when President Reagan was in office. Back then, the same people and their ilk fractured themselves repeating that he was a crazed loose-cannon warmonger that was GONNA START WWIII, etc, and that Gorbachev and the Soviets were just running rings around 'Ronnie Raygun' because they were just so cool and DEFINITELY not going anywhere anytime soon.

Honestly. What a bunch of gooches.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 28, 2022 06:15 PM (oedLL)

234 Those stupid micks don't know any better.

Posted by: Panetta at March 28, 2022 06:15 PM (QCwhW)

235 217 They have veteran actor Bruce McGill (Animal House) looking and sounding like a caricature of a character on that show.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 28, 2022 06:11 PM (TNwUT)

Good show. McGill can't do southern accent to save his life. The blonde cop is kind of hot. Overall, I liked the show.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 06:15 PM (s2VJv)

236 Sanctions cal work really well. Just ask Castro.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 28, 2022 06:11 PM (Ynyl9)

Yep, they let the Castro regime blame the Americans for the failure of the Cuban economy for more than 50 years.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2022 06:15 PM (xhaym)

237 Panetta says Biden's gaffe came about because he's Irish.

Posted by: jeannebodine at March 28, 2022 06:14 PM (QWHnR)

There is no limit for these cocksuckers. Not one.

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 06:16 PM (dscaa)

238 Charlie Hurt's a good man.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2022 06:16 PM (8E/wP)

239 221 Sundowner isn't setting any now either, the staff sets the policy

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 06:16 PM (2JoB8)

240 Here are the eight Republicans who voted against the bill on Thursday:

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia
Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida
Rep. Lauren Boebert of Colorado
Rep. Thomas Massie of Kentucky
Rep. Andy Biggs of Arizona
Rep. Dan Bishop of North Carolina
Rep. Glenn Grothman of Wisconsin
Rep. Chip Roy of Texas

Good on them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 28, 2022 06:16 PM (iDcra)

241 If Cap'n Bill is forced to back up I hope he has beepers on his fat ass.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 28, 2022 06:16 PM (eGTCV)

242 234 Those stupid micks don't know any better.
Posted by: Panetta at March 28, 2022 06:15 PM (QCwhW)

"Go have some Polack-Dago mutts!"

- - Maureen O'Hara, "Only the Lonely"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 06:16 PM (s2VJv)

243
Good show. McGill can't do southern accent to save his life. The blonde cop is kind of hot. Overall, I liked the show.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

All the southern bumpkin redneck accents are horrible, especially the girl's!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 28, 2022 06:16 PM (TNwUT)

244 Kamala's trip to Europe was a bit of a disaster. But then Biden said, "Here, hold my beer" and outdid her.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at March 28, 2022 06:16 PM (cn6vO)

245 Can we have Will Smith slap Klain and Sullivan?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 06:17 PM (u82oZ)

246 But But But trump said Pussy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2022 06:17 PM (Irn0L)

247 216 209 Was that the Oscars last night or spring break in Miami?
Posted by: Ron at March 28, 2022 06:10 PM (AtKtr)

Debating meet at Harvey Milk HS.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 06:11 PM (s2VJv)

--------

To be known in the future as a mass-debating meat event.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022 06:18 PM (mw5WD)

248 245 Can we have Will Smith slap Klain and Sullivan?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 06:17 PM (u82oZ)

Slap fight !

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 06:18 PM (J8ILO)

249 Alan Ritchson does fine, he's no Gene Hackman but he's good enough for the role and has some great subtle reaction moments.

The problem is that getting Reacher right in physical stature and presence shows how incredibly unlikely a lot of the stories work. Nobody would ever forget this guy. Everyone would remember him and spot him. Everyone would talk about him and he'd be familiar to everyone in the area. He couldn't go incongnito or underground or do anything without being noticed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 06:18 PM (KZzsI)

250 If these are the supposed adults that are back in charge, give me a group of third graders please.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2022 06:18 PM (lgeFv)

251 >>234 Those stupid micks don't know any better.
Posted by: Panetta

Listen up you greasy dago bastard. STFU and STFD I'm the damn Governor!

Posted by: From A Biden at March 28, 2022 06:19 PM (1IJnB)

252 I heard Trump pulled the wings off a fly when he was 6 years old. This is far more dangerous and incompetent then a few distorted misstatements by my POTUS. He is the right person for the right time says my hero and role model Nancy "The Pious" Pelosi people!!!! And don't you forget it either you maggots and used Whoopie Goldberg
Extra-Extra Large Tampons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 28, 2022 06:19 PM (dgCIf)

253 Cage match: Kamala's cackle vs Joe's gaffes. Who wins?

Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2022 06:19 PM (88xKn)

254 Stupid, senile or just evil?

YES.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2022 06:19 PM (5h2yq)

255 Dude is a walking etch a sketch. He draws whatever he remembers someone saying on his mental tablet and each turn of his head threatens to blank the tablets out.

But hey, 81 million votes.

Posted by: Obumbles McFuckstick who got millions less votes that Bidet at March 28, 2022 06:20 PM (F9322)

256 The problem is that getting Reacher right in physical stature and presence shows how incredibly unlikely a lot of the stories work. Nobody would ever forget this guy. Everyone would remember him and spot him. Everyone would talk about him and he'd be familiar to everyone in the area. He couldn't go incongnito or underground or do anything without being noticed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

True, but at least he doesn't look like Tom Cruise. THAT guy gets spotted going everywhere!

Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2022 06:20 PM (5h2yq)

257 250 If these are the supposed adults that are back in charge, give me a group of third graders please.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2022 06:18 PM (lgeFv)

At least the third graders would probably tell the truth.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2022 06:20 PM (okGHj)

258 What's it matter if they voted against sanctions? Joey Fuckhead himself said sanctions don't work. Don't know why the troll is all exercised over it.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 28, 2022 06:20 PM (iydjf)

259 High School quarterback from Alabama or Texas could figure out better plays.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2022 06:20 PM (8E/wP)

260 They begged Reagan not to use the "tear down this wall" line back then but he did it anyway.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2022 06:20 PM (63Dwl)

261 164 Who tells the staff to correct him?

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 05:59 PM (2JoB

Good question. Klain? He's also an idiot. Blinken? Same. Jake Sullivan? Probably, on foreign policy clean-ups. I expect he dominates Blinken and to an extent, Klain. Jake needs to limit the damage working for Biden will do to his career, because Jake pictures himself in jobs a lot higher than National Security Advisor.

Klain just wants more money and more power in Dem circles, without standing for election to anything. Blinken originally just wanted to go down in history as the first Really Woke Secretary of State, who negotiated Climate Saving Agreements and always apologized to foreigners for America's sins and failings. Beginning with the Afghan Disaster, Blinken is now simply trying to survive from day-to-day and not go down in history as a diplomatic buffoon.

My best guess is that the three idiots above and Psaki get on a secure conference call ASAP after a Joe blunder and quickly hammer-out a damage control statement. Being together, the four idiots each feel safer and more capable than one idiot does acting on his own.

Posted by: Gref at March 28, 2022 06:20 PM (AMIL/)

262
I see Jen Rubin is defending Brandon's "regime change" remarks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 28, 2022 06:20 PM (Mzdiz)

263 The problem is that getting Reacher right in physical stature and presence shows how incredibly unlikely a lot of the stories work. Nobody would ever forget this guy. Everyone would remember him and spot him. Everyone would talk about him and he'd be familiar to everyone in the area. He couldn't go incongnito or underground or do anything without being noticed. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 06:18 PM (KZzsI)

That's why unlike the SEALs, most Delta guys are not obvious physical hunks. They're very fit, but they're generally average sized and try to be less obvious when working in civilian clothes.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 28, 2022 06:21 PM (BMmaB)

264 253 Cage match: Kamala's cackle vs Joe's gaffes. Who wins?
Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2022 06:19 PM (88xKn)

Not the viewing public, I can tell you that much.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2022 06:21 PM (okGHj)

265 244 Kamala's trip to Europe was a bit of a disaster. But then Biden said, "Here, hold my beer" and outdid her.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at March 28, 2022 06:16 PM (cn6vO)

---------

Kamala's already written her eulogy for Joe:

"The significance of the passage of Biden, right? The significance of the passage of Biden. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of Biden ... there is such great significance to the passage of Biden."

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022 06:21 PM (mw5WD)

266 I see Jen Rubin is defending Brandon's "regime change" remarks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 28, 2022 06:20 PM (Mzdiz)

Of course she is.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 28, 2022 06:21 PM (eGTCV)

267 >>>Sanctions cal work really well. Just ask Castro.

>It was sanctions that prevented me from sliding my ballsack into Pinkett Smith's voluminous vagina.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 28, 2022 06:21 PM (S3EUx)

268 But hey, 81 million votes.
Posted by: Obumbles McFuckstick
-------------------------

Ballots

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2022 06:21 PM (8E/wP)

269 I suspect we have a widely distributed leadership in America now. Sort of a Politburo, with its' concomitant cadre of underlings and front persons. Joe is actually a nobody, as was Obama, most likely.

Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 06:21 PM (Vr12I)

270 262
I see Jen Rubin is defending Brandon's "regime change" remarks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 28, 2022 06:20 PM (Mzdiz)

Baghdad Bob is embarrassed for her.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 06:22 PM (rF64X)

271 #214: The Soviet made jeeps carrying Fidel's corpse in the funeral procession repeatedly broke down and had to be pushed.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at March 28, 2022 06:22 PM (3yqPP)

272

PO-TA-TO

Posted by: Samwise at March 28, 2022 06:22 PM (ha01i)

273 My best guess is that the three idiots above and Psaki get on a secure conference call ASAP after a Joe blunder and quickly hammer-out a damage control statement. Being together, the four idiots each feel safer and more capable than one idiot does acting on his own. Posted by: Gref at March 28, 2022 06:20 PM (AMIL/)

I think their deputies, who are people we never heard of, probably get on email and hammer out a statement for their bosses to approve.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 28, 2022 06:23 PM (BMmaB)

274 265 244 Kamala's trip to Europe was a bit of a disaster. But then Biden said, "Here, hold my beer" and outdid her.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at March 28, 2022 06:16 PM (cn6vO)

Yeah, I thought she would be even worse than him but I'm not so sure now.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 06:23 PM (rF64X)

275 Was that the Oscars last night or spring break in Miami?
Posted by: Ron at March 28, 2022 06:10 PM (AtKtr)
.......

Thought I was watching a security camera feed from Target.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

276 Blinken is now simply trying to survive from day-to-day and not go down in history as a diplomatic buffoon
___________

Too late

Posted by: History at March 28, 2022 06:23 PM (fs1hN)

277 I understand Biden's a puppet but when do his handlers decide it's time to move on?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 28, 2022 06:23 PM (eGTCV)

278
Jen is comparing Brandon to Reagan here. Brandon is like Reagan saying "evil empire" and "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 28, 2022 06:23 PM (Mzdiz)

279 267 >>>Sanctions cal work really well. Just ask Castro.

>It was sanctions that prevented me from sliding my ballsack into Pinkett Smith's voluminous vagina.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 28, 2022 06:21 PM (S3EUx)

Okay, that right there is the very essence of a dumpster fire.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2022 06:24 PM (okGHj)

280

Hey, Z-man! My payment is late!

Posted by: Hunter Bidet, Running Down Jill's Inner Thigh at March 28, 2022 06:24 PM (ha01i)

281 Get right back is all time great song.

Posted by: TC at March 28, 2022 06:24 PM (evFVP)

282 gref

Good analysis. But Jake Sullivan is a dangerous idiot, with an ability / ego mismatch as big as Whoopi's butt, and as attractive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 06:24 PM (u82oZ)

283 I suspect we have a widely distributed leadership in America now. Sort of a Politburo, with its' concomitant cadre of underlings and front persons. Joe is actually a nobody, as was Obama, most likely. Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 06:21 PM (Vr12I)

Me too. I think no one is actually in charge and there are lots of little Democrat fiefdoms executing what they think to be in their best interest, which by their definition is in the best interest of the nation. There is no overarching philosophy or guidance. They react to events as they come at them.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 28, 2022 06:25 PM (BMmaB)

284 Speaking of movies, has anyone watched that Sopranos prequel? Worth the time? I know that Sopranos could not be made today so I'm wondering how woke this is as a follow up

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 28, 2022 06:25 PM (7ZQe3)

285 Have Russian mail order brides been banned? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 28, 2022 06:25 PM (eGTCV)

286 Its also hilarious to think of that giant finding clothes in thrift shops that fit him off the rack. I can barely find anything that fits and I'm only 6'2ish 200 lbs. And those size 14 feet are not going to be easy to get boots for in a podunk town.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 06:25 PM (KZzsI)

287 REMOVE HIM!!! We'll deal with the next retard. She can't get us in trouble because no one knows what the hell she is trying to say.

Posted by: Orson at March 28, 2022 06:25 PM (diTDu)

288 The problem is Joe was able to say anything before and nobody gave a shit or issued him a pass.

See Ukraine billion dollars.

Now that he's president, and SPEAKS FOR THE COUNTRY, the Jennifer Rubins of the world continue to try and issue him a pass (their first instinct).

When they can't, the pretzel twist ensues.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 28, 2022 06:25 PM (FwXCl)

289 286 Its also hilarious to think of that giant finding clothes in thrift shops that fit him off the rack. I can barely find anything that fits and I'm only 6'2ish 200 lbs. And those size 14 feet are not going to be easy to get boots for in a podunk town.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 06:25 PM (KZzsI)

So, do you like the show?

Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 06:27 PM (Vr12I)

290 getting Reacher right in physical stature

Hence him always being transient.

They did have to stretch the fight scenes from the book where Reacher elbows guys in the head and kills them outright.

Posted by: DaveA at March 28, 2022 06:27 PM (FhXTo)

291 Jen is comparing Brandon to Reagan here. Brandon is like Reagan saying "evil empire" and "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 28, 2022 06:23 PM (Mzdiz)

--------------------

She would be better off referring to Reagan's joke of outlawing Russia and the bombing starts in 5 minutes. At least that is more in line with FJB's senile outburst.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 28, 2022 06:27 PM (TNyrE)

292 Blinken originally just wanted to go down in history as the first Really Woke Secretary of State, who negotiated Climate Saving Agreements and always apologized to foreigners for America's sins and failings.

---------

"Well, maybe the first Non-Golddigging Really Woke Secretary of State. Dude would never have come up with the idea to deploy James Taylor as Ambassador ...." -- John F'ing Kerry

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022 06:27 PM (mw5WD)

293 IIRC they never got the Head Venezuelan?

Posted by: DaveA at March 28, 2022 06:27 PM (FhXTo)

294 It was sanctions that prevented me from sliding my ballsack into Pinkett Smith's voluminous vagina.
Posted by: Dr. Bone
===

It was a tight squeeze to get my golf cart in there.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 28, 2022 06:27 PM (iDcra)

295
Mr. Gorbachev, change my diaper!

Posted by: Brandon at March 28, 2022 06:28 PM (Mzdiz)

296 Joe is actually a nobody, as was Obama, most likely.

Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 06:21 PM (Vr12I)

Right. The idea of Ofuckstick "running" anything is on par with the idea that Helen Reddy is going to jump out of her grave and do a number with Sammy Davis Jr.

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 06:28 PM (dscaa)

297 Braenyard @195..

The Institute for study of war puts out a complete update every P M 5-6 or so . understandingwar.org is the address .Very good, maps and everything.

Posted by: Good Scott at March 28, 2022 06:28 PM (msNHq)

298 Yeah it will never happen but I am in the remove him and jail him camp as well. Sure Kamala is a disaster but we cannot let people of any power or level get away with corruption and worse crimes just because we don't like their successor. Justice or chaos. Those are your choices.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 06:28 PM (KZzsI)

299 276 Blinken is now simply trying to survive from day-to-day and not go down in history as a diplomatic buffoon
___________

Too late
Posted by: History at March 28, 2022 06:23 PM (fs1hN)

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My God, he is an actual idiot.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 28, 2022 06:28 PM (DcKNO)

300 273 My best guess is that the three idiots above and Psaki get on a secure conference call ASAP after a Joe blunder and quickly hammer-out a damage control statement. Being together, the four idiots each feel safer and more capable than one idiot does acting on his own. Posted by: Gref at March 28, 2022 06:20 PM (AMIL/)

I think their deputies, who are people we never heard of, probably get on email and hammer out a statement for their bosses to approve.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 28, 2022 06:23 PM (BMmaB)

Yeah, I think you're right. But someone orders them to prepare a clean-up and deliver it to the principals for review by a specified time. Bringing us back to the initial question of who orders a Joe Dunce clean-up be done?

Posted by: Gref at March 28, 2022 06:28 PM (AMIL/)

301 My guess is Barky's minions have a group who make policy.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 06:29 PM (2JoB8)

302 I hope Jen Rubin has been well compensated for setting her dignity on fire.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 28, 2022 06:29 PM (eGTCV)

303 How long before Joe Biden suggests we can solve the food crisis by watering plants with Gatorade?

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherf*ckers at March 28, 2022 06:29 PM (ADw0E)

304 Joe vs the Politburo the charming story of a confused man and his handlers.

Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 06:29 PM (Lzpvj)

305 "Remember those PlaySkool toys, like the "telephone" with the oversized buttons?"

The cow says "moo"!!

Posted by: Fisher-Price at March 28, 2022 06:30 PM (1DgE4)

306 So, do you like the show?

Sure, its a lot of fun, its a great fantasy that was pretty well handled and the sheriff girl is a cutie. I loved the chief detective character as well, he was well done.

My comments are more directed at the series, which gets less and less plausible every book and Reacher too much the perfect guy who is better, smarter, stronger, faster, and deadlier than everyone else, all at once.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 06:30 PM (KZzsI)

307 Russian already applied the clinical definition of "daft" to FJB and called him belligerent.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 28, 2022 06:30 PM (SVJVa)

308 Kamala is seriously stupid but Biden has become dangerous.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 28, 2022 06:30 PM (eGTCV)

309 Go back to The West Wing, when they put in a new VP, and the speechwriters were having some fun with a fake speech for the President'this mediocrity, regression to the mean,,,' and it by mistake ended up on the teleprompter.
Someone in the speechwriting office had a fit and wrote 'Biden cannot remain in power', only Biden read it.

Posted by: MikeN at March 28, 2022 06:30 PM (o/eHL)

310 Seems Legit

Every Dem picks a person less smart than them to help. Eventually, you are left with the Biden administration.

It is 1/x² seen in real time. And we are not at zero, yet. Close, but not yet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 06:30 PM (u82oZ)

311 Re: the man behind the throne/ curtain- its got to be competing factions. Klain, the soulless ginger liar, Jill, Obama, Milley, and more- all with different goals and priorities, all attempting to manipulate a crotchety and senile old man who, in lucid moments understands he is king and seeks to assert himself. Hence, chaos.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 28, 2022 06:30 PM (Ad5j9)

312 Justice or chaos. Those are your choices.

It's pretty obvious chaos is the choice and we had no input on that decision.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 28, 2022 06:31 PM (SchxB)

313 I think the main reason for the X in MXM is to stop clever acronyms for it from being invented. Maybe.

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 06:31 PM (dscaa)

314
I looked up the targeting maps and fallout pattern projections a few weeks ago. I was surprised at how many targets are in SC here.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 28, 2022 06:31 PM (Mzdiz)

315 175 Biden is like a demented and depraved Grandpa Simpson.

Well, except Biden is real, not a cartoon character, and has the nuke codes. Other than that... yeah, pretty much.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 28, 2022 06:31 PM (Ucb0d)

316 My guess is Barky's minions have a group who make policy.

Yeah the problem is that there's also Jill's minions, and the CIA Deep Staters, and Hillary's Minions and they're all competing for what gets done and said. And who is in power.

The result is schizophrenic, self-defeating, contradictory, and generally stupid and insane.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 06:31 PM (KZzsI)

317 Well NYT and Cuck Cruisers "Norms fucking restored" we have a President you now fear being off prompter worse than Obama.

Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 06:31 PM (Lzpvj)

318 306 So, do you like the show?

Sure, its a lot of fun, its a great fantasy that was pretty well handled and the sheriff girl is a cutie. I loved the chief detective character as well, he was well done.

My comments are more directed at the series, which gets less and less plausible every book and Reacher too much the perfect guy who is better, smarter, stronger, faster, and deadlier than everyone else, all at once.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 06:30 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah, agree. It's just a fun " popcorn" series. Watch it and forget it, fun at the moment.

Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 06:32 PM (Vr12I)

319 Good Scott, thanks.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2022 06:32 PM (8E/wP)

320 biden probably does not even know his nurses issued corrections?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2022 06:32 PM (Irn0L)

321 276 Blinken is now simply trying to survive from day-to-day and not go down in history as a diplomatic buffoon
___________

Too late
Posted by: History at March 28, 2022 06:23 PM (fs1hN)
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My God, he is an actual idiot.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 28, 2022 06:28 PM (DcKNO)
........

When he starts winking and nodding we'll know it's almost over.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

322 I think the main reason for the X in MXM is to stop clever acronyms for it from being invented.

Their press release says that its "by" and the meaning is "Minute By Minute."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 06:32 PM (KZzsI)

323 I hope Jen Rubin has been well compensated for setting her dignity on fire.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh
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She hasn't had any dignity, if ever, since 2003 and her thinking she could run the Iraq war better than anybody.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 28, 2022 06:32 PM (iDcra)

324 Bringing us back to the initial question of who orders a Joe Dunce clean-up be done? Posted by: Gref at March 28, 2022 06:28 PM (AMIL/)

I betcha the deputies do it before they're asked, knowing it will be needed. Think Radar O'Reilly and Colonel Blake.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 28, 2022 06:32 PM (BMmaB)

325 It's not only cause Jada is bald, it's cause she is juiced up looking like a man.

Posted by: Rock Chris at March 28, 2022 06:33 PM (61kUx)

326 #263: That is true for the Delta guys I have met. They just have a certain "presence" they can turn on and off that when it is turned on you know that there is someone here you should take care around.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at March 28, 2022 06:33 PM (3yqPP)

327
Mark Dice, with green hair, poses as a "professor" in front of the stupid city council:

https://youtu.be/ezCvv6cdkOc

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 06:34 PM (BesaM)

328 Mr. Romney! What about your gaffes? What about your gaffes?!

See? They do know how to ask.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2022 06:34 PM (XdGdU)

329 buying radiation monitors now, lol ... Chateau D'Eez has had 'em for decades !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 28, 2022 06:34 PM (c1v4f)

330 "Confused Old Man Tells US Troops They're Going to Ukraine, Says That NATO Will Use Chemical Weapons Against Russia, and Calls for Regime Change, and Then, Two Days Later, Says He Never Said Any of Those Things"

When FJB made those three comments he was speaking honestly, effectively excited utterances, about what he would do if not constrained by unseen hands. This guy is lunatic whose brain is melting into Veletta cheese who has trashed our borders, our economy, our energy independence, emboldened Putin to invade Ukraine because he is a muddled mess, and could trigger WWIII because you know, the thing, Corn Pop.

Posted by: Lost In Space at March 28, 2022 06:34 PM (S971x)

331 We are back to defining "is". Democrats are so awesome.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 28, 2022 06:34 PM (QZ/dC)

332 we have a President you now fear being off prompter worse than Obama. Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 06:31 PM (Lzpvj)

And it's a giant screen prompter too. Big ass words so he can read them without glasses.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 28, 2022 06:35 PM (BMmaB)

333 Really nice to see the dumbshits in congress voting for higher gas and food prices. And some people say their isn't a war on poor and middle class Americans.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2022 06:35 PM (lgeFv)

334 Mr. Gorbachev, change my diaper!
Posted by: Brandon at March 28, 2022 06:28 PM (Mzdiz)

My butts been wiped!

Posted by: Joe Einstein at March 28, 2022 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

335 Among the idiots and commies in FJBs cabinet, Blinken is the least.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 06:35 PM (qnVBz)

336 302 I hope Jen Rubin has been well compensated for setting her dignity on fire.

Like a soiled piece of toilet paper dropped into the bowl, her dignity is completely safe from combusting.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 28, 2022 06:35 PM (Ucb0d)

337 his guy is lunatic whose brain is melting into Veletta cheese who has trashed our borders, our economy, our energy independence, emboldened Putin to invade Ukraine because he is a muddled mess, and could trigger WWIII because you know, the thing, Corn Pop. Posted by: Lost In Space at March 28, 2022 06:34 PM (S971x)

14 months down, 34 to go.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 28, 2022 06:36 PM (BMmaB)

338 third graders please.

Private school third graders.
Not public school. Evidently they're all gay.

Posted by: Bosk at March 28, 2022 06:36 PM (x6uUk)

339 We support the neo-nazis in Ukraine cause they aren't hurting the Jewish population.
Seriously, we said that recently.

Posted by: ADL- John Greenblatt at March 28, 2022 06:36 PM (61kUx)

340 269 I suspect we have a widely distributed leadership in America now. Sort of a Politburo, with its' concomitant cadre of underlings and front persons. Joe is actually a nobody, as was Obama, most likely.
Posted by: kraken
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If you found out their names they would kill you.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2022 06:36 PM (8E/wP)

341 fwiw it is worth when obama said corpse men, he meant corpseman

when biden says corpse men, he means it

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 28, 2022 06:36 PM (K3ZCc)

342 Someone in the speechwriting office had a fit and wrote 'Biden cannot remain in power', only Biden read it.
Posted by: MikeN

Like "more mush from the wimp" that ""accidentally"" got printed.

They hated us and lied to us then about that as well. It was no accident.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 28, 2022 06:36 PM (OEo2o)

343
Can you imagine the call between Lavrov and Blinken :

"Sergei, my boss is senile.
"Yes Tony, I know. But we will not forget."

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2022 06:37 PM (V13WU)

344 308 Kamala is seriously stupid but Biden has become dangerous.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

Biden's brain is broken. Kamala's brain is a bratty, dumb, 15 year old. Neither are fit for office. Biden needs to find a senior care home to fade away in. Kamala would be fine at a swingers club.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 06:37 PM (sAmhv)

345 publius, Rascally Rapscallion

5,000 warheads (assuming the missiles can launch) only goes so far. The DC area is in for a tad bit of trouble, unlike SC. Well, Kings Bay, GA, and Missouri and SD and Washington State.

Hmmm. Maybe 5,000 is enough. No Missile defense for the north or east of the US.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 06:37 PM (u82oZ)

346 we have a President you now fear being off prompter worse than Obama.

Obama was comical off prompter, he literally had no idea what to say or how to make a speech. He was such a practiced machine that he was only able to do it one way, with the metronomic head going left and right and the tone of of voice. Take away his carefully hand selected words and he was reduced to his actual level of competence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 06:37 PM (KZzsI)

347 This guy is lunatic whose brain is melting into Veletta cheese who has trashed our borders, our economy, our energy independence, emboldened Putin to invade Ukraine because he is a muddled mess, and could trigger WWIII because you know, the thing, Corn Pop.
Posted by: Lost In Space

Most of this is being done by his gender studies dropout staffers who are attempting every college wet dream 100 level marxist thesis.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 06:37 PM (qnVBz)

348 Jen Rubin. "Should I clap now." "Um what should I do? Is he saying something or pulling it back?" "He's so dreamy."

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 28, 2022 06:37 PM (QZ/dC)

349

Joe: Uh oh!
Marge: Grandpa, did you sit on the pie?
Joe: I sure hope so.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2022 06:38 PM (63Dwl)

350 314
I looked up the targeting maps and fallout pattern projections a few weeks ago. I was surprised at how many targets are in SC here.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 28, 2022 06:31 PM (Mzdiz)

I don't need to look at maps to know I'm toast (or plasma) if I'm at home when the enemy warheads hit. I am within 15 miles as the crow flies of three large concentrations of petrochemical plants SE of Houston. And NASA Mission Control is 3 miles away.

Posted by: Gref at March 28, 2022 06:39 PM (AMIL/)

351 Gref

You need an armored refrigerator, STAT.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 06:40 PM (u82oZ)

352 Joe: Uh oh!
Marge: Grandpa, did you sit on the pie?
Joe: I sure hope so.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2022 06:38 PM (63Dwl)

lol
sit on the pie
it's still warm out of the oven!

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

353 Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 06:34

Jeebus, I could see the BP of the guy behind him going up.

Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2022 06:41 PM (ou23q)

354 315 175 Biden is like a demented and depraved Grandpa Simpson.

Well, except Biden is real, not a cartoon character, and has the nuke codes. Other than that... yeah, pretty much.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune

A retarded Habsburg leftover then?

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 06:41 PM (sAmhv)

355 Did you guys study Brandon's 6 trillion budget ???? how's Pentagon making out ??

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2022 06:41 PM (V13WU)

356 Nood. Quick Hits.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 06:41 PM (u82oZ)

357 Something is wrong with Professor John Gill.

Posted by: Capt Kirk at March 28, 2022 06:42 PM (gmo/4)

358 My favorite thing about this article is every "conservative" has been comparing this speech to the Regan tear down this wall. Now, no he really did not say that.

Even less credibility than you had

Posted by: Picric at March 28, 2022 06:42 PM (13tTk)

359 Pentagon needs moar because Russia 11!!!1

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2022 06:42 PM (V13WU)

360 Seriously, we said that recently.

Yeah the ADL went from defining racism in such a manner it cannot affect Jews to claiming Nazis aren't so bad if they don't target Jews.

Its gone from a fairly respectable organization to a cartoon.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 06:42 PM (KZzsI)

361

I'm receiving Biden's brain waves... They burn!

Posted by: I'm Out of Tinfoil at March 28, 2022 06:42 PM (ha01i)

362 >>>Okay, that right there is the very essence of a dumpster fire.

Posted by: tcn in AK

>It was moral outrage that made me do it! This is not a policy change.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 28, 2022 06:43 PM (S3EUx)

363 Yeah the problem is that there's also Jill's minions, and the CIA Deep Staters, and Hillary's Minions and they're all competing for what gets done and said. And who is in power.

The result is schizophrenic, self-defeating, contradictory, and generally stupid and insane.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Which is why in the past, the US has had just a single sentient, non-senile President at a time, rather than a Jello-brained figurehead with a committee of idiots who don't know what they're doing who run things behind the scenes while he sleeps.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2022 06:44 PM (5h2yq)

364 Lately Ive been bouncing around 3 different construction sites and this admin is being ruthlessly mocked everywhere. A handful of these guys I've known for decades and have never had an interest in politics. The first thing I hear in the morning is "did you hear ..."

Posted by: Fool Otto at March 28, 2022 06:44 PM (DB16e)

365
There is a big bullseye on something around Spartanburg -- what it is, I don't know. There's a bullseye on the Oconee nuclear plant, several around Savannah River plant, and several around Columbia and Charleston. And then a few more around.

For that Spartanburg bullseye, I'm just on the outside of the minimal damage limit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 28, 2022 06:44 PM (Mzdiz)

366 Dr. Bone

Strap some 2x4 planks to your ass so you do not fall totally in.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 06:44 PM (u82oZ)

367 "Don't Underestimate Joe's Ability to F Things Up."
They were warned by Obama, but they went ahead and nominated him, hid him in the basement and then voted for him.
And now the country has 3 more years of this fool.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2022 06:45 PM (NpAcC)

368 It's just the Scranton Kid putting a beat down on all those right wing Cornpops.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 28, 2022 06:48 PM (ZEHVO)

369 Antifa is just an idea.

Posted by: Valiant at March 28, 2022 06:51 PM (Vfz+c)

370 https://tinyurl.com/bdzksjuw
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Getting early these last couple days, see last one a young woman who wants to be a male I think. If so sister your way to emotional to be a guy so forget it.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 06:52 PM (2JoB8)

371 I am within 15 miles as the crow flies of three large concentrations of petrochemical plants SE of Houston. And NASA Mission Control is 3 miles away.

Posted by: Gre
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Underground bunker? Oh, wait, quicksand.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2022 06:53 PM (u3z76)

372 To be fair 1) he doesn't remember half of what he just said 2) he's too stupid to know what the hell he is saying anyway.

For example, I'm not sure he knows that the words "in kind" mean "in the same way", so that when Russia uses chemical weapons, you're saying you'll use them as well in response.

It's why he thinks everyone is playing some sort of gotcha game with him. Nobody has ever told him what "in kind" means. I'm also pretty sure he doesn't realize "regime change" is the same thing as "Putin's gotta go." he thinks they have two different meanings.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at March 28, 2022 07:01 PM (+DS2f)

373 Mental patient's staff: What he meant was "ball, pencil, airplane"
Posted by: Muldoon

Pterodactyl?

Posted by: Johnny at March 28, 2022 07:04 PM (QzkSJ)

374 For that Spartanburg bullseye, I'm just on the outside of the minimal damage limit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally

Them glowing okras gonna be HUGE

Posted by: Miklos, former farmer at March 28, 2022 07:06 PM (QzkSJ)

375 Willowed

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 07:06 PM (2JoB8)

376 For God's sake, Biden, get thee to an asylum before you get us all killed!

Posted by: jdgalt1 at March 28, 2022 09:35 PM (3SFo/)

377 When are US news reporters going to tire of falsely being called liars by the President of the United States on live television and instead straighten this motherfucker out?

Man up, you pussies.

Posted by: someotherguy at March 28, 2022 09:52 PM (5sCrb)

378 It's okay, they already corrected his correction to sending troops to the Ukraine. Biden tried to correct it by saying he was talking about the US military training Ukrainian forces in Poland. They had to correct that.

Posted by: WiNO at March 29, 2022 02:14 PM (cKpDx)

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