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Ron DeSantis Signs Anti-Groomer Bill Into Law
Fourth Grade Teacher/Groomer In Austin Claims That Twenty Out of Thirty-Two Students Have "Come Out" to Her, Thanks to Her Grooming Efforts

The so-called Parental Rights In Education Bill is now officially the Anti-Groomer Law.

The legislature bans teachers in those grade levels from teaching about sexual orientation or gender identity. The bill also allows parents to sue school districts if the policy is violated. Proponents of the pro-parental control law say the bill gives decision-making power back to the parents over their children's education.

It also forbids schools from hiding information about a child's sexuality or mental health struggles from parents -- and that kind of hiding is of course critical to grooming efforts.

The Groomer Corporation Disney immediately denounced the law and vowed to Make Grooming Great Again:



Walt Disney Company
@WaltDisneyCo

Statement from The Walt Disney Company on signing of Florida legislation:

disneystatementonantigroomerbill.jpg

Give Disney credit for learning the McConnell playbook.

1. Take a strong stand against a bill.
2. Do absolutely nothing to stop that bill from becoming law.
3. Make sure the moneymen know how strongly you agree with them in their stance against that bill.
4. Then take their money.
5. Move on to the next issue.
Posted by: Wally

But there's no grooming in the schools, just like there's no CRT being taught in the schools.

Right?

Libs of Tik Tok
@libsoftiktok


These are internal messages from a 4th grade elementary teacher in @AustinISD. She's upset that an entire week dedicated to LGBT still wasn't good enough. Coincidentally, 20/32 of her FOURTH GRADERS are LGBT and have "come out" to her

What the hell is going on in these schools?!

Those emails below:

email1.jpg

email2.jpg

Posted by: Ace at 03:02 PM




Comments

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1 It's lucky Rock didn't say anything about Alec Baldwin's wife!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 03:02 PM (UHVv4)

2 nooded

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 03:02 PM (UHVv4)

3 It certainly makes him a lot more credible than most other GOP politicians.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 28, 2022 03:03 PM (z5Vrg)

4 "I don't care what corporate media outlets say, I don't care what Hollywood says, I don't care what big corporations say. Here I stand. I'm not backing down."

=========

So...that's what the left would have cheered out of context just a few years ago, no?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

5 20 out of 32 kids came out?? Yea, that totally happened.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2022 03:04 PM (iFTx/)

6 Lots of teachers hate their kids. This is a known thing FFS.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022 03:04 PM (44ww/)

7 These people are fucked up and demonic.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2022 03:04 PM (NRUzv)

8 I accept crazy teacher's terms.

Posted by: huerfano at March 28, 2022 03:04 PM (MzKgG)

9 shameful.

Of course the children are "coming out" to the teacher.

Kids that age want approval from adults in charge, they're not stupid.

Also, we don't know Groomer Teacher's criteria for deciding a child has "come out". Is it because little Aidan admitted he tried on his big sister's baseball cap to see if it fit?

Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2022 03:04 PM (DJFLF)

10 Huh. Read the content.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 28, 2022 03:04 PM (PHprs)

11 Don't forget the Disney employees arrested [or convicted?] for ped0.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 03:04 PM (UHVv4)

12 "Known as 'don't say gay' bill because we call it that"

Fuck Disney and fuck the LGBT groomers with a chainsaw.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 28, 2022 03:04 PM (XvPQV)

13 >>>5 20 out of 32 kids came out?? Yea, that totally happened.


well I believe it-- because they're young and impressionable and being told that being gay is good and will get you accolades from authority figures

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 28, 2022 03:05 PM (0G13K)

14 Pride is a sin.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 28, 2022 03:05 PM (jTmQV)

15 biden on tv blaming Trump again
Mumbling and Bumbling his way thru a tax hike speech
Blaming Trump and Billionaires for everything
Doing the whispering thing- really wierd
Lying again that us peons pay more than Billionaires

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2022 03:05 PM (d0Qel)

16 There is an upside to the groomers publicly identifying themselves as such.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 03:05 PM (II3Gr)

17 Fourth Grade Teacher/Groomer In Austin Claims That Twenty Out of Thirty-Two Students Have "Come Out" to Her, Thanks to Her Grooming Efforts
_____________

If true, she should be executed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:05 PM (ItAg0)

18 20 out of 32? She's a big time groomer

Posted by: CN at March 28, 2022 03:05 PM (/B0ww)

19 Good G-D he can't speak? WTF?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2022 03:05 PM (d0Qel)

20 13 >>>5 20 out of 32 kids came out?? Yea, that totally happened.


well I believe it-- because they're young and impressionable and being told that being gay is good and will get you accolades from authority figures
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 28, 2022 03:05 PM (0G13K)

=========

"I'm queer."
"Can you define queer?"
"It means believing in who I am and loving who I choose to love?"
"Yup. You're queer. Now, Republicans want to murder you. Keep that in mind."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

21 13 yes

Posted by: CN at March 28, 2022 03:06 PM (AhxmD)

22 Thank God for Governor DeSantis.

Is there even ONE other GOP governor like him?

Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2022 03:06 PM (DJFLF)

23 Damn groomers (Millennials, GenZ, and/or GenX)... and they talk about boomers...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2022 03:06 PM (R0vP5)

24 Apparently one teacher in particular has a death wish.

Someone just might make it come true.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2022 03:07 PM (BFigT)

25 "If you want to stop me, you're gonna have to fucking kill me"

Well, that's pretty much how every stable civilization in history has dealt with its sex deviants, so...

Posted by: Methos at March 28, 2022 03:07 PM (kOpft)

26 So in Disneyland, Minnie Mouse is pegging Scrooge McDuck's nephews?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 03:07 PM (nSlP6)

27 Is there even ONE other GOP governor like him?
Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2022 03:06 PM (DJFLF)

No

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at March 28, 2022 03:07 PM (P4Pk9)

28 holy hell these teachers are DEMENTED

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 03:07 PM (j9HX3)

29 Governor DeSantis is pointing out the Emperor has no clothes - on blast.

Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2022 03:07 PM (DJFLF)

30 Don't forget the Disney employees arrested [or convicted?] for ped0.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 03:04 PM (UHVv4)

12 "Known as 'don't say gay' bill because we call it that"


Satan and his minions know their time is short so they're going for broke.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 28, 2022 03:07 PM (AiZBA)

31 G-d damn them!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at March 28, 2022 03:07 PM (jCWPT)

32 28 holy hell these teachers are DEMENTED
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 03:07 PM (j9HX3)

========

It's all they have.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

33 Cadaver Joe is whispering again.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 28, 2022 03:07 PM (S3EUx)

34 >>"If the people who held up degenerates like Harvey Weinstein as heroes are opposing us on parents right, I wear that like a badge of honor."


It moved.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2022 03:07 PM (MmndN)

35 6 Lots of teachers hate their kids. This is a known thing FFS.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022 03:04 PM (44ww/)

Oh for sure. Some of them get into teaching specifically because they hate kids and want to make them miserable.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 03:07 PM (II3Gr)

36 So in Disneyland, Minnie Mouse is pegging Scrooge McDuck's nephews?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 03:07 PM (nSlP6)

I thought she was fucking goofy

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at March 28, 2022 03:08 PM (P4Pk9)

37 20/32 of her FOURTH GRADERS are LGBT and have "come out" to her

She's probably lying like the commie pig that she is but this shit has GOT to be stopped.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 28, 2022 03:08 PM (Xrfse)

38 You know who doesn't need grooming?
Jada Pinkett Smith

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 03:08 PM (v0R5T)

39 20/32. That's 62.5%. That's outlandishly high. This means one of a few things:
1. These kids are lying to get points and special treatments
2. These kids are pretending it's true because they get points and special treatments
3. These kids have been successfully groomed, at they mean it
4. These kids are this way and would have been regardless, as is natural

I call bullshit on point number 4. We would not be successful as a species if half of us were queer. So what this means is they're being groomed and the kids are either buying it or faking it.

Remind me again, please, how "born this way" is still the philosophical basis for the gay rights movement, and how the "born this way" thesis holds up given the explosion of homosexual self-identification in recent years, and the growth of the "trans" stuff. Reconcile that and explain how the latter is possible if the former is true.

Go ahead. I'll wait.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 03:08 PM (DU+/6)

40 The grooming is not just about buttsex it is also done to recruit new pioneers for the Democratic Party. I've seen it in Fairfax. The targets are always newbie Hispanics.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 03:08 PM (D8mow)

41 So it's
Don't Say No to Being Turned Ghey Bill

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 03:08 PM (2JoB8)

42 Every single person proclaiming how they are ever so tolerant and ever so understanding and ever so Good People things that it's Unpossible for me to exist.

I would tell them to suck my girl dick but even the cheapest one is too good to touch them.

And I would like to point out that, once again, it's not DeSantis saying here is the order I issued. It's DeSantis saying this is the legislature I am signing.

*swoons*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 28, 2022 03:08 PM (GbPPJ)

43 Abolish Everything Disney.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2022 03:08 PM (Sdlpf)

44 Oh so you can't czll it Christmas or Easter break but you can have some groomer take your kids to an even where some tranny is waving her dick around. Sure, makes sense. Dear Disney. I guess you care nothing about other families and kids.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2022 03:08 PM (GwxCX)

45 Appropriate music:

youtu.be/5ovMTemtBws

Posted by: Ugh, i just can't even at March 28, 2022 03:08 PM (dpnJh)

46 There's a lot to like about this DeSantis guy. Can only assume he aspires to higher office.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 28, 2022 03:09 PM (sX1BW)

47 Yeah, and it's not like xe's had anything to do with that, right?

Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2022 03:09 PM (XHhHI)

48 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

49 "If you want to stop me, you're gonna have to fucking kill me"

Tehran, "what's your address?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 03:09 PM (nSlP6)

50 >>Claims That Twenty Out of Thirty-Two Students Have "Come Out" to Her, Thanks to Her Grooming Efforts


Holy sh#t she is RECRUITING.
Do they feel obligated to say they're gay -- is she using peer pressure? There is something very wrong there.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2022 03:09 PM (MmndN)

51 Cadaver Joe is whispering again.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 28, 2022 03:07 PM (S3EUx)
........

Must be some serious shit going on in that oatmeal.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 03:09 PM (v0R5T)

52 DeSantis is a friggen rock star!
I wish he was my governor.

Posted by: Bosk at March 28, 2022 03:09 PM (x6uUk)

53 Yes, I'm very happy we have one governor in America that passed this needed legislation. What I'm really bothered by is that it's specifically designated toward K-3. So, groomers just start at Grade 4? Plenty of time to mess up those kids for life. Sex education of any kind needs to be stripped from public school. 100%. Turning over this responsibility is like giving limitless alcohol to alcoholics. I'll say it again: They've lost their right and privilege to teach our kids about sex education.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 03:09 PM (sVtYq)

54 How is the blatant groomer conduct not illegal? It's been a while since I studied criminal law, but I recall distinctly that sex crimes against kids included conduct like grooming that was highly sexual but that fell short of actual sexual or even physical conduct. For example, if some pedo creep groomed a kid and then made plans to meet him, the pedo would be arrested and charged without ever having met the kid. In many instances, there was no kid at all; it was a sting operation. I'm not sure how that it materially different from what these groomers are already doing.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2022 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

55 39 Remind me again, please, how "born this way" is still the philosophical basis for the gay rights movement, and how the "born this way" thesis holds up given the explosion of homosexual self-identification in recent years, and the growth of the "trans" stuff. Reconcile that and explain how the latter is possible if the former is true.

Go ahead. I'll wait.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 03:08 PM (DU+/6)

=========

"Society creates heterosexuality. By changing the culture, we are not 'grooming' children to be gay. We are showing that they were gay already and that the pervious society would have pushed them into the closet where they would have killed themselves from having to live a lie."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

56 Again, the left views this as the Next Big Civil Rights Struggle so they can feel down with the oppressed. They view themselves as being Selma Marchers, being attacked by police dogs and water cannons as they heroically strive to protect the victims of white supremacy.

That's all playing in their heads while they tell little kids about oral sex and try to get them to "come out" as homosexual or trannies.

I mean, yeah, some of them are doing it because they are trying to get into little pants.

But most of them view it as A MORAL CRUSADE and themselves as HEROIC CHAMPIONS OF CIVIL RIGHTS.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 03:09 PM (KZzsI)

57 things thinks look important tennis is on, okay?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 28, 2022 03:09 PM (GbPPJ)

58 To the Groomer Teacher in the TikTok:

If my hair was as spindly and lifeless as yours, I'd want someone to put me out of my misery as well.

Good God, Groomer...buy a wig! Get hair implants, shave your head and claim alopecia, it's trendy right now.

Do some farking thing. You fail at life.

Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2022 03:10 PM (DJFLF)

59 I thought she was fucking goofy

That's her side-kink

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 03:10 PM (nSlP6)

60 So, Mickey doesn't own a weed-whacker?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2022 03:10 PM (a3Q+t)

61 How is the blatant groomer conduct not illegal? It's been a while since I studied criminal law, but I recall distinctly that sex crimes against kids included conduct like grooming that was highly sexual but that fell short of actual sexual or even physical conduct. For example, if some pedo creep groomed a kid and then made plans to meet him, the pedo would be arrested and charged without ever having met the kid. In many instances, there was no kid at all; it was a sting operation. I'm not sure how that it materially different from what these groomers are already doing.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2022 03:09 PM (iFTx/)
++++
It probably is illegal. But total institutional capture combined with the right language in the right formulations puts you above the law.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 03:10 PM (DU+/6)

62 The bigger question is, why have schools given themselves the responsibility and prerogative to discuss gender identity at any age?

This is not the role of a teacher or part of any curriculum.

If a student comes to a teacher or guidance counselor to discuss this, the standing order and procedure should be, talk to your parents.

The path forward to reclaiming the country is through reclaiming the schools.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 03:10 PM (/9mpK)

63
That teacher talking about having to kill her to keep her from talking about homosexuality, well, stupid to say that, because someone may very well accept her challenge.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 28, 2022 03:10 PM (5pTK/)

64 20/32

Hmm, matches the statistics nationally for LGBTQBLAHBLAH BLAH.

Not.

Paging the district attorney . . .

Posted by: it used to be illegal at March 28, 2022 03:11 PM (uuxRL)

65 so one teacher said she'd have to be killed to stop her molesting kids?

i find her terms acceptable...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 28, 2022 03:11 PM (69Fqx)

66
Do I need to explain the "Q" for "Questioning" in their pervert alphabet, again?

The "Q" is put there specifically to open the door for Adult Strangers to plant Homosexual Ideas into kids, to confuse the kids about matters the kids wouldn't even be contemplating at their age.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 03:11 PM (CLbN8)

67 *waves to the Empress*

All is moderately well?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 03:11 PM (nSlP6)

68 We're on our way to Universal Orlando right now for a week. Thought about Disney but we said hard pass. Don't know what Universals politics are but I'm fine with that. I'm sure they are lefty shuts but they keep it quiet. Just entertain me.

Posted by: Megthered at March 28, 2022 03:11 PM (8jOhp)

69 Hey they just wanted to get married! It's just about love!

Posted by: brak at March 28, 2022 03:11 PM (0vPV+)

70 I thought she was fucking goofy
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at March 28, 2022 03:08 PM


Disney won't let you in the park with a t-shirt with "I didn't say she was crazy", but they will let you rainbow all you want.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 28, 2022 03:11 PM (EughT)

71 Dear Disney -- Lolgf. Sincerely,

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2022 03:11 PM (F0YaR)

72 If the people who held up degenerates like Harvey Weinstein as heroes are opposing us on parents right, I wear that like a badge of honor.

This is the point. I think most of America just has no time for men in girl's bathrooms, Tranny swimmers beating girls in meets, and teaching little children about sexual content and perversion. And they see the people leading the charge as the worst kind of perverted scum in culture.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

73 "Kill her. That's all you have to do."

"Kill Mary?"

"She's a risk! And get the priest as well."

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

74 53 Yes, I'm very happy we have one governor in America that passed this needed legislation. What I'm really bothered by is that it's specifically designated toward K-3. So, groomers just start at Grade 4? Plenty of time to mess up those kids for life. Sex education of any kind needs to be stripped from public school. 100%. Turning over this responsibility is like giving limitless alcohol to alcoholics. I'll say it again: They've lost their right and privilege to teach our kids about sex education.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 03:09 PM (sVtYq)

I'm not sure would-be groomers should be teaching kids anything.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 28, 2022 03:11 PM (z5Vrg)

75 Occam's Razor speaks volumes about why these degenerates are fighting so hard for this sort of crap.

The simplest explanation is usually the correct one...they want to fvck our kids.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2022 03:12 PM (XIJ/X)

76 Disney obviously didn't read the bill.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 03:12 PM (GezNK)

77 Florida needs to raise it's state taxes rates to 90% of all income for any corporation with more than 20,000 employees located in the state.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 03:12 PM (trdmm)

78 We don't need to kill that teacher. I'm happy with a restraining order for the most part

Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2022 03:12 PM (XHhHI)

79 We don't need no education
We don't need no groomer control
No trannies waving their schlongs around in the classroom
Teacher, leave them kids alone...

Posted by: Pink Floyd at March 28, 2022 03:12 PM (Sdlpf)

80 I see the one teacher wants a Challenge Accepted reply.

Posted by: WiNO at March 28, 2022 03:12 PM (kNaAL)

81 Austin. Say no more.

Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 03:12 PM (Vr12I)

82
Fuck Disney and fuck the LGBT groomers with a chainsaw.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 28, 2022 03:04 PM (XvPQV)



Birthday Thread Winner.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

83 Give Disney credit for learning the McConnell playbook.
1. Take a strong stand against a bill.
2. Do absolutely nothing to stop that bill from becoming law.
3. Make sure the moneymen know how strongly you agree with them in their stance against that bill.
4. Then take their money.
5. Move on to the next issue.

Posted by: Wally at March 28, 2022 03:12 PM (FJYfm)

84 "Society creates heterosexuality. By changing the culture, we are not 'grooming' children to be gay. We are showing that they were gay already and that the pervious society would have pushed them into the closet where they would have killed themselves from having to live a lie."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 03:09 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Yeah, something like this. Too bad it's bullshit because even if this is true - and it isn't, but assume it is for the purpose of argument - then the lack of widespread suicide and successful mating and reproduction among the equivalent population in the past demonstrates clearly that the thesis is still incorrect.

Not that it matters. It's about both homosexual reproduction (they can't make their own, so they need yours) and political indoctrination and sexual deviance for it's own sake, as well as access to kids for sex by the pedophiles. Of course, most people grok that, intuitively if not intellectually.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 03:12 PM (DU+/6)

85 To TikTok lady, I find your terms acceptable.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 28, 2022 03:12 PM (p40Pc)

86 to clarify, I do not believe that the 1-2% gay population has suddenly become 60% in this classroom.

but i do believe a determined groomer can convince 60% of her students that they're gay, given that they're too young to really know what sex is.

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 28, 2022 03:12 PM (0G13K)

87 68 We're on our way to Universal Orlando right now for a week. Thought about Disney but we said hard pass. Don't know what Universals politics are but I'm fine with that. I'm sure they are lefty shuts but they keep it quiet. Just entertain me.
Posted by: Megthered at March 28, 2022 03:11 PM (8jOhp)

=========

When you do the Velocicoaster, don't do the single rider line. You feel like it'll be shorter, but the regular line moves so much faster. I've never seen them accept the fast pass on that ride, so it's just the normal system for everyone. Also, they don't allow you to request the front row when you do single rider, but you can in the regular line.

Just FYI.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

88 Here's the "definition" of LGTQUIA+ the teacher claims most of her students belong to:

LGBTQUIA+ is the acronym used to refer to lesbian, gay, bi, trans, queer, undefined, and intersex people, people on the asexual or aromantic spectra, and others who experience similar forms of prejudice and/or discrimination (+).

Ace posted about this recently. They've expanded their definition so much, anyone who feels like they're getting bullied is "queer." Combine that with a militant "teacher" pressuring a bunch of captive kids to be in the club, praising those who do and badgering those who don't, I'm not surprised the number is that high.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 03:13 PM (8/9Tc)

89 I'm beginning to come around to the Muslims' thinking on this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:13 PM (ItAg0)

90 I think if we look closer at the education system in total we'll find it's a very attractive "job" to have if your a pedo, weirdo or just plain evil. They're attracted to kids, get paid to be around them and now are free to groom them as they see fit.

And put up a fight if discovered. It's a national disgrace.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2022 03:13 PM (BFigT)

91 It appears that Utah's legislature overturned their idiot governor's veto on the boys in girl's sports bill.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 03:13 PM (KZzsI)

92 DeSantis is a friggen rock star!
I wish he was my governor.


DeSantis has done all this in a state that has been purplish in recent history. Now explain to me why governors of indisputably red states can't make this happen?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 28, 2022 03:13 PM (KFhLj)

93 Oh for sure. Some of them get into teaching specifically because they hate kids and want to make them miserable.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 03:07 PM


Aren't some of them from one of the moons of Jupiter?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2022 03:13 PM (a3Q+t)

94 I wonder how many first grade boys would come out as fire trucks and how many girls would come out as ponies if you told them they could.

This is literal insanity, and I know what literal means.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 28, 2022 03:13 PM (hCd3h)

95
btw, I saw a funny photoshop of biden-the-invalid with a "Check Engine" light-symbol on his forehead.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 03:13 PM (CLbN8)

96 50 years ago this stuff would lead to teachers being arrested...well...as a best case for the Groomer.

But now we need to start arresting people for this crap.

Part of the success of the left overall is there are no negative consequences for any of the sick stuff they do

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 03:13 PM (ESjRY)

97 "you're gonna have to fucking kill me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"


your terms are acceptable

Posted by: Unclefacts at March 28, 2022 03:14 PM (euG9/)

98 While Ukraine is crying about missing American weaponry...this guy claims they were misdirected to Kabul::

https://tinyurl.com/4ayerfp4

Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2022 03:14 PM (DJFLF)

99 84 Not that it matters. It's about both homosexual reproduction (they can't make their own, so they need yours) and political indoctrination and sexual deviance for it's own sake, as well as access to kids for sex by the pedophiles. Of course, most people grok that, intuitively if not intellectually.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 03:12 PM (DU+/6)

=========

A professor used to come around to the HQ and explain these things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

100 Back in 2000, I thought that the state really ought not to lend its weight and recognize a coupling that provides zero benefit to society, but CLEARLY people should be free to live however they want without interference from the state.

Today, my position has evolved. I see how wrong I was. It's now very clear why homosexuality must be outlawed, because tolerance leads to this. I much prefer live and let live, but I can now see that's not an option.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 28, 2022 03:14 PM (q7Iwh)

101 "She's a risk! And get the priest as well."

*guitar*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 03:14 PM (KZzsI)

102 Don Lemon Plays Dress Up As War Correspondent In Ukraine, Completely Embarrasses Himself

https://tinyurl.com/3zuybkd7

Also, Fuck Disney.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 28, 2022 03:14 PM (1IJnB)

103 Aren't some of them from one of the moons of Jupiter?

Nah, that's Uranus

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 03:14 PM (nSlP6)

104 Karens wish DeSantis had a manager they could talk to.

Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2022 03:14 PM (XHhHI)

105 Fourth Grade Teacher/Groomer In Austin Claims That Twenty Out of Thirty-Two Students Have "Come Out" to Her, Thanks to Her Grooming Efforts

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What percent know if that's more than half?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Not a Biologist at March 28, 2022 03:14 PM (FVME7)

106 It appears that Utah's legislature overturned their idiot governor's veto on the boys in girl's sports bill.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 03:13 PM (KZzsI)



He backtracked stating that the law wasn't what he wanted as it was all or nothing. Expected them to redraft the bill, not override his veto.

LOLGF, prick.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

107 "We can't choose in and choose out of our protest spaces"



WTF does that even mean?

Is she saying that kids/people in general must join every protest -- that there is no "opt out" if you don't support that particular protest's issue?

And yeah, saying they must do it despite being uncomfortable is a red flag.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2022 03:14 PM (MmndN)

108 her terms are so very very acceptable

Posted by: facio at March 28, 2022 03:14 PM (uQFwj)

109 I don't want to kill the teacher.
Put a ball gag on her, yes.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 28, 2022 03:14 PM (jTmQV)

110 How is started: What does gay marriage have to do with you anyway? LOVE IS LOVE you h8ter!

How it is going: Twenty Out of Thirty-Two Fourth Grade Students Have "Come Out"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 03:15 PM (ESjRY)

111 Are we to understand that the teacher is upset that 12 kids got away?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 28, 2022 03:15 PM (R0Tis)

112 So, Catholic pedophiles are cool now?

Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 28, 2022 03:15 PM (DElEC)

113
but i do believe a determined groomer can convince 60% of her students that they're gay, given that they're too young to really know what sex is.
Posted by: Capital-A Ace


Exactly why they put the "Q" for Questioning in there!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 03:15 PM (CLbN8)

114 DeSantis is a friggen rock star!

--

And just think, Florida was a hair's width away from being governed by a guy who faceplanted in his own puke.

Incidentally, Mr. Black is from Florida and still has a lot of contact with people he knows from there. There isn't a single one that isn't wild about DeSantis. They all love him.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 03:15 PM (sVtYq)

115 Something to ponder

During the child daycare scare hysteria, Janet Reno would have prosecuted these 'teachers.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 03:15 PM (nSlP6)

116 Yes, I'm very happy we have one governor in America that passed this needed legislation. What I'm really bothered by is that it's specifically designated toward K-3. So, groomers just start at Grade 4? Plenty of time to mess up those kids for life. Sex education of any kind needs to be stripped from public school. 100%. Turning over this responsibility is like giving limitless alcohol to alcoholics. I'll say it again: They've lost their right and privilege to teach our kids about sex education.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 03:09 PM (sVtYq)



The law states that there is no in school education at all from K-3 and from then on only at developmentally appropriate levels. (I'm paraphrasing)

Here's the actual language - part about instruction is at the bottom of page 4, it's paragraph 3:

https://tinyurl.com/yjtpu2tp

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 28, 2022 03:15 PM (GbPPJ)

117 The Media Complex has made the Alphabet Spectrum chic. It is an Op, and children ( of any age) are nothing if not followers of chic. There is no depth to people now.

Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 03:15 PM (Vr12I)

118 DeSantis is a friggen rock star!
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He's just doing what everyone else should be doing.

Its a sign of how Fcuking debased we are, that there isn't a stampede of politicians following suit.

Posted by: its bad. Really Really Bad. at March 28, 2022 03:15 PM (SpxVx)

119 Is TikTok Groomer who is demanding Suicide by Non-Groomers trying to look like Amy Schumer?

Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2022 03:15 PM (DJFLF)

120 Claims That Twenty Out of Thirty-Two Students Have "Come Out" to Her, Thanks to Her Grooming Efforts

When I had a crazy English teacher who had really detailed outlandish theories about a novel we were reading I made sure some of her rantings were parroted back in whatever book report I wrote. That said, this shit really has to stop.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 28, 2022 03:16 PM (EughT)

121 I much prefer live and let live, but I can now see that's not an option.

One of the great political ironies - libertarianism *only* works in a deeply conservative culture.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 03:16 PM (ESjRY)

122 Ace posted about this recently. They've expanded their definition so much, anyone who feels like they're getting bullied is "queer."

Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 03:13 PM (8/9Tc)
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I didn't know Chris Rock was queer.

Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2022 03:16 PM (XHhHI)

123 The gay and trans activists know that they need to corrupt these kid's minds before puberty when that built in genetic program kicks in.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 28, 2022 03:16 PM (hCd3h)

124 It appears that democrats love fvcking around with small children. I guess it's in their dna.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 28, 2022 03:16 PM (bVYXr)

125 So at an age where almost all kids have never had a dose of testosterone or estrogen, our state funded pedo groomer discovered a high propensity to boys preferring the company of boys, and girls preferring the company of girls...? Confusing childhood social preferences with sexuality is exactly what this law is trying to prevent.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 28, 2022 03:16 PM (m8qFO)

126 Could start by just knee capping and see how that goes

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 03:16 PM (2JoB8)

127 20 of 32 students?

Uh huh.

Types....deletes

Posted by: ballistic at March 28, 2022 03:16 PM (oXNqT)

128 I am glad I am a Baby Boomer, and therefore was not harassed by insane teachers when I was young and impressionable. I was confused enough when I was a kid.

Posted by: Baldy at March 28, 2022 03:16 PM (RwdcF)

129 So above those grade levels, its a-okay to groom??

This should have covered grades K-12. The teaching of health ed, reproductive systems and puberty is fine. Everything else is off limits and solely the responsibility of the parents.

Posted by: Dansgirls at March 28, 2022 03:16 PM (BcJdL)

130 How many extra credit points were given to 20 students for coming out?

Posted by: Ripley at March 28, 2022 03:17 PM (MxEKc)

131 So we're supposed to believe that close to 60% (SIXTY PERCENT) of a class in FL is something other than straight? How much pressure was applied to these kids beforehand -- pressure from the teacher, from other teachers, or from peer pressure? ("Don't you want to come out? Everybody's doing it. No? Well, we can't be friends any more!")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 03:17 PM (txdEq)

132 Today, my position has evolved. I see how wrong I was. It's now very clear why homosexuality must be outlawed, because tolerance leads to this. I much prefer live and let live, but I can now see that's not an option.

I have to laugh. Bitterly. As near as I can tell, most "conservatives" still have not figured out that live-and-let-live is not a possibility. Why, it's almost like the Folsom Street Faire is incompatible with family values.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 28, 2022 03:17 PM (KFhLj)

133 but i do believe a determined groomer can convince 60% of her students that they're gay, given that they're too young to really know what sex is.
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 28, 2022 03:12 PM (0G13K)
___________

When I was a kid other kids would call someone "queer," but in candor I didn't really know what they meant, and hadn't really thought about it.

It wasn't until I was 19 when some older guy came up to me on the beach, and was increasingly insistent on going to his nearby apartment that it suddenly hit me: "THIS GUY IS QUEER!"

Yeah, I'm a little slow on the uptake.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:17 PM (ItAg0)

134 89 I'm beginning to come around to the Muslims' thinking on this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:13 PM (ItAg0)

Interesting turn of events isn't it?

Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 03:17 PM (Vr12I)

135 36 So in Disneyland, Minnie Mouse is pegging Scrooge McDuck's nephews?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 03:07 PM (nSlP6)

It's only because Mickey Mouse traded her for Donald Duck's tailfeathers.

Can somebody write out what Donald Duck would sound like if he were Mickey's bottom?

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at March 28, 2022 03:17 PM (zSyrn)

136 Remind me again, please, how "born this way" is still the philosophical basis for the gay rights movement, and how the "born this way" thesis holds up given the explosion of homosexual self-identification in recent years, and the growth of the "trans" stuff. Reconcile that and explain how the latter is possible if the former is true.

This question is easy to answer, barely an inconvenience.

The numbers of queer folx has never changed, we're only now allowing people to be their true selves, so they're coming out.

Posted by: LGBTQUIA+ Activist at March 28, 2022 03:17 PM (8/9Tc)

137 I might still have a comic book from the 1970s that shows Mickey going down on Minnie. Also shows the Three Pigs molesting the Big Bad Wolf's son. Perhaps it can be re-issued as educational material.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 28, 2022 03:17 PM (Ynyl9)

138 The left: Adults only support Republicans because they listen to Rush Limbaugh or Fox News for an hour a day.

Also the left: Of course talking to kids all day about how being gay is awesome has NO effect on them suddenly coming out as gay

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 03:17 PM (ESjRY)

139 Mandatory public schools are "grooming" factories for young girls.

Posted by: TC at March 28, 2022 03:17 PM (evFVP)

140 Schumer the Groomer

Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2022 03:17 PM (DJFLF)

141 Don Lemon Plays Dress Up As War Correspondent In Ukraine, Completely Embarrasses Himself

https://tinyurl.com/3zuybkd7
.......

Guys a homo.

Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard at March 28, 2022 03:18 PM (v0R5T)

142 I wonder how many first grade boys would come out as fire trucks and how many girls would come out as ponies if you told them they could.

Well that's just it. If you go by their statements and heart felt beliefs, most girls are kitties or princesses and most boys are firemen or fantasy warriors. When you're that young, your imagination plays a big part of what you think about life and we don't take them seriously. You're supposed to work with the kids and help guide that energy and creativity, not approve and agree with it.

You as 50 boys at age 3 if they wish they were girls and you'l get 30 who will say "yes". Not because they are trannies and actually want to be girls, but because they see advantages and attractiveness in being a girl and are unable to articulate things well enough to explain this. We used to all understand this before the insane and perverted got in charge.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 03:18 PM (KZzsI)

143 Today, my position has evolved. I see how wrong I was. It's now very clear why homosexuality must be outlawed, because tolerance leads to this. I much prefer live and let live, but I can now see that's not an option.
____________

Exactly my take.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:18 PM (ItAg0)

144 OK, finally saw video and I would agree to her terms

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 03:18 PM (2JoB8)

145 He backtracked stating that the law wasn't what he wanted as it was all or nothing. Expected them to redraft the bill, not override his veto.

LOLGF, prick.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 03:14 PM


Hey! That's my line!

Posted by: Kristi Noem at March 28, 2022 03:18 PM (EughT)

146 These are internal messages from a 4th grade elementary teacher in @AustinISD. She's upset that an entire week dedicated to LGBT still wasn't good enough.


There is literally NOTHING about this that is your job. No part of it at all.

You should be fired, added to the predator list and shunned to live in the woods with bigfoot.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

147 This should have covered grades K-12. The teaching of health ed, reproductive systems and puberty is fine. Everything else is off limits and solely the responsibility of the parents.
Posted by: Dansgirls at March 28, 2022 03:16 PM (BcJdL)



It does cover K-12. The reporting on this, even by friendly outlets, is very poor re: what the law actually says.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 28, 2022 03:18 PM (GbPPJ)

148 While Ukraine is crying about missing American weaponry...this guy claims they were misdirected to Kabul::

https://tinyurl.com/4ayerfp4
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Freakin' UPS!

Posted by: President Grabby Hands and Stinky Pants at March 28, 2022 03:18 PM (T+0Ka)

149 >>>So above those grade levels, its a-okay to groom??
This should have covered grades K-12.

well, I think that will be the next bite but don't tell anyone.

I think it's appropriate to run the Birds and the Bees movie in third grade. That's when they showed it to us. But that was like 30 minutes long.

Maybe the next law will say that that, and only that, is acceptable for viewing in fourth grade.

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 28, 2022 03:18 PM (0G13K)

150 I'm bullish on woodchippers...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 28, 2022 03:19 PM (wtvvX)

151 biden is now denying he ever said the troops will be in Ukraine or that a response in kind or that putin should be removed from power? Doesn't the senile dope know there is video tape? Lying senile bastard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2022 03:19 PM (d0Qel)

152 Thanks to Her Grooming Efforts

Apply Will Smith technique

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 28, 2022 03:19 PM (jPDuP)

153 "Ron DeSantis Signs Anti-Groomer Bill Into Law"

The Lincoln Project hardest hit.

Posted by: can of spam at March 28, 2022 03:19 PM (eQ4Ac)

154 Not because they are trannies and actually want to be girls, but because they see advantages and attractiveness in being a girl and are unable to articulate things well enough to explain this.
____________

Sugar and spice and everything nice?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:19 PM (ItAg0)

155 -
This should have covered grades K-12. The teaching of health ed, reproductive systems and puberty is fine. Everything else is off limits and solely the responsibility of the parents.

Posted by: Dansgirls at March 28, 2022 03:16 PM -
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Agreed, however this narrowly targeted law has really outed (heh) the groomers on the left.

Posted by: irright at March 28, 2022 03:19 PM (SchQD)

156 The Austin teacher obviously needs to be re-employed at the
kids summer sex and masturbation camp since she seems to be more interested in teaching sex and sexual identity to kids than in whatever subjects she's supposed to be teaching..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 03:20 PM (GezNK)

157 152 biden is now denying he ever said the troops will be in Ukraine or that a response in kind or that putin should be removed from power? Doesn't the senile dope know there is video tape? Lying senile bastard
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2022 03:19 PM (d0Qel)

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I can't wait to hear what Bill Kristol has to say about this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

158 Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish bath?

Posted by: Teachers of the 21st Century at March 28, 2022 03:20 PM (XHhHI)

159 In a number of the greek city states, homosexuality was common. Of course the particular case here was what we would call pedophilia - adult men with teenage boys.

A few hundred years later under the Byzantines, that disappears...for the next thousand plus years until now where I bet it is becoming common again just like here.

So did Greece just swap population with some other part of the world? No? Then maybe the whole "born this way" thing has always been crap.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 03:20 PM (ESjRY)

160 Don't say Gay
Say Pedo

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 28, 2022 03:20 PM (lCui1)

161 Looks like even the leftist members of the press have enough of the meat puppets bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 03:20 PM (/9mpK)

162 He just said putin should not be in power again?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2022 03:20 PM (d0Qel)

163 Dear Austin school teacher

We have a position open at Camp Sleepaway.

Jason Voorhees.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 03:20 PM (nSlP6)

164 Omg. Biden just lied to the world again.

He's going to get us all killed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2022 03:20 PM (iwn3W)

165 Hey. Teacher.

Leave those kids alone.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

166 Kids seek parental/adult affirmation. Anyone who has anything to do with kids knows this. The idea that 20/32 kids IN FOURTH GRADE have come to the teacher to look for approval is not surprising. Suggesting that they are all gender confused is beyond wishful thinking -- it's child abuse and cult leadership.

Posted by: red speck at March 28, 2022 03:21 PM (gS3OW)

167 These people ain't going to like where this carnival ride stops.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 28, 2022 03:21 PM (QZ/dC)

168 So...thermobaric bombs for Austin?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 03:21 PM (II3Gr)

169

Show me on this Trump doll where the bed Putin touched you.

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at March 28, 2022 03:21 PM (ha01i)

170 And we KNOW early sexual experience has strong implications for the rest of your life.

Have you first real make out session with a girl on the tennis squad? You are probably going to like women in tennis outfits your whole life.

And on the darker side if your first experience is being molested by an older man you will probably become gay.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 03:21 PM (ESjRY)

171 "Don't say gay."

I wish to fuck the queers wouldn't say gay. I wish that a wonderful word's meaning hadn't been so perverted. But, realizing that genie isn't going back into the tube of KY jelly, I still don't see any reason to say anything remotely sexual to kids, be it queer sex, normal sex, or animal kingdom sex.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 28, 2022 03:21 PM (vkS2Z)

172 While Ukraine is crying about missing American weaponry...this guy claims they were misdirected to Kabul::

https://tinyurl.com/4ayerfp4



Must've used the USPS.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

173 Confusing childhood social preferences with sexuality is exactly what this law is trying to prevent.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 28, 2022


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Sure, at 10 I preferred to hang out with the guys in my class. That's a normal phase. But I wasn't *nervous* about talking to girls, not painfully so. And even at that age I knew (though I didn't know why) that I would eventually date girls and get married to one. Rob and Laura Petrie were my TV icons for adult life, not Gilligan and the Skipper!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 03:22 PM (txdEq)

174 Joey Bidet is turning into everything the Left screamed Ronald Reagan was.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 03:22 PM (nSlP6)

175 I can't wait to hear what Bill Kristol has to say about this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 03:20 PM (LvTSG)
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I can't wait to know that he's chimed in, and not know what he said.

Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2022 03:22 PM (XHhHI)

176 I guess this is just the modern version of embarrassing any kid who wasn't at least a left of center Democrat.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 28, 2022 03:22 PM (Ynyl9)

177 >>Remind me again, please, how "born this way" is still the philosophical basis for the gay rights movement


It was useful to get SSM passed, and then they dropped it.

Just as when they said we were idiots for not recognizing that biological sex is different from gender identity back when the trans rights stuff started. That was the Genderbread man argument.

NOW, they insist one's gender identity magically makes then that actual, physical sex and that it is "hate" to insist that their biological sex does not match their gender identity.

There is no consistency, only useful arguments in the moment.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2022 03:22 PM (MmndN)

178 The numbers of queer folx has never changed, we're only now allowing people to be their true selves, so they're coming out.
Posted by: LGBTQUIA+ Activist at March 28, 2022 03:17 PM (8/9Tc)
__________

Then go back in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:22 PM (ItAg0)

179 175 Joey Bidet is turning into everything the Left screamed Ronald Reagan was.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 03:22 PM (nSlP6)

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Every Republican president and presidential candidate since Dewey.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

180 Baseball Strike Forces Florida To Cancel ALL LGBTQA Triple A Affiliates

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2022 03:23 PM (Neum3)

181 They are Child Predators, not Groomers.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022 03:23 PM (w+3ZR)

182 Hey. Teacher.

Leave those kids alone.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022


***
I read that in Dirty Harry's voice!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 03:23 PM (txdEq)

183 so can we presume that 20 out of every 32 Democrats are really LBCQXP7?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 28, 2022 03:23 PM (Ynyl9)

184 F**king mewling quim press cuck, F**k You

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 03:23 PM (/9mpK)

185 Jackson is one of the most qualified nominees to the Court ever? Yet this bozo does not know what a women is?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2022 03:23 PM (d0Qel)

186 Women are for babies and boys are for pleasure!

Posted by: The modern left at March 28, 2022 03:24 PM (ESjRY)

187 America's Governor drops another Truth Bomb:

https://tinyurl.com/yvfp9mp7

Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2022 03:24 PM (DJFLF)

188 Posted by: Sid at March 28, 2022 03:23 PM (HpxPb)

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When you expand these definitions to include, "Sometimes attracted to people of the opposite sex but otherwise not interested in sex", the definitions have lost all meaning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

189 Could be worse - Putin could be senile and demented too. THAT would be fun.

Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 03:24 PM (Vr12I)

190 Desantis would make a great candidate and an excellent POTUS.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2022 03:24 PM (sjdRT)

191 "Fourth Grade Teacher/Groomer In Austin Claims That Twenty Out of Thirty-Two Students Have "Come Out" to Her, Thanks to Her Grooming Efforts"
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A day is coming when that teacher will have to account for his or her actions before the Creator of the Universe. I don't even want to be standing close by when that time comes.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 28, 2022 03:24 PM (sWM8x)

192 It's becoming obvious that most people are some form of LGBT+. Denying this, and acting as if LGBT+ is somehow not normal, or wrong in some way is a travesty. Hetero is NOT "normal"; it never was.
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Wow. So what psych meds are you currently taking?

Posted by: I'm not doctor phil, but I know a mental case when i see one at March 28, 2022 03:24 PM (lozmf)

193 >>They are Child Predators, not Groomers.


I'll Allow It!

Posted by: Future Justice KBJ at March 28, 2022 03:24 PM (Neum3)

194 176 I guess this is just the modern version of embarrassing any kid who wasn't at least a left of center Democrat.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 28, 2022 03:22 PM (Ynyl9)
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When it should be just the opposite. Anyone who is a Democrat should be ashamed of himself. If he were capable of shame.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:24 PM (ItAg0)

195 DeSantis will tap into vein of resentment against Disney in Florida.

Btw, what a stupid fucking company to be picking fights like this when gas is $6/gallon and many of your patrons can't afford to make the trip to the parks.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 28, 2022 03:25 PM (rJ48h)

196 Child: I want attention.

Well Adjusted Adult: Well, you aren't the center of the universe, but I can make some time to spend with you in a moment.

Poorly adjusted Groomer: Just tell me you're gay like you saw your classmate do and I'll love you with all my heart and my lady-penis, but mostly my lady-penis.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 28, 2022 03:25 PM (pLEy5)

197 I accept crazy teacher's terms.

Posted by: huerfano at March 28, 2022 03:04 PM (MzKgG)


Yes, her terms are acceptable.

Is there even ONE other GOP governor like him?
Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2022 03:06 PM (DJFLF)

Our MS gubner Tate (call me Tater Tot) Reeves ain't too far behind the curve. He signed into law anti-CRT teachings on 3-15; this week he signed a bill dumping most of the state income taxes; he was one of the first to apologize for 'shutting down non-essential' businesses during the covid crap, saying

There are no non-essential businesses. My bad. It won't happen again. And it didn't.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2022 03:25 PM (F0YaR)

198 "Fourth Grade Teacher/Groomer In Austin Claims That Twenty Out of Thirty-Two Students Have "Come Out" to Her, Thanks to Her Grooming Efforts"

She should be in jail or worse

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2022 03:25 PM (d0Qel)

199 It was useful to get SSM passed, and then they dropped it. ...
There is no consistency, only useful arguments in the moment.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2022 03:22 PM (MmndN)
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Right, which is why it's so absurd and sinister. The entire basis for gay rights - and all of this bullshit is downstream from that - was that this is America we don't punish people for *what* they are versus *who* they are. This was the basis for the civil rights movement, and it was applied to the homosexuals and it was enabled by the "born this way" assertion.

It is now demonstrably false. All gay rights items should now be rolled back because they were falsely predicated. Of course this won't happen, but it sticks in my craw how they lie and prevaricate and then retrench and shout "BIGOT! BIGOT! BIGOT!" when anyone dares point out that they're lying scoundrels.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 03:25 PM (DU+/6)

200 181 It's becoming obvious that most people are some form of LGBT+. Denying this, and acting as if LGBT+ is somehow not normal, or wrong in some way is a travesty. Hetero is NOT "normal"; it never was.
Posted by: Sid at March 28, 2022 03:23 PM (HpxPb)

Citation needed.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2022 03:25 PM (Rl7KJ)

201 Oh, these kids are fourth-graders? Then change what I wrote above @ 173 to age 9. At 9 I was concerned with watching episodes of The Adventures of Superman and The Lone Ranger on TV, not about whether I was repressed into being male.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 03:25 PM (txdEq)

202 The original LBGTABCXYZ+-/*! group?

https://tinyurl.com/mry7z2pa

Posted by: Saxinis Kion at March 28, 2022 03:25 PM (dbdgv)

203 NOW, they insist one's gender identity magically makes then that actual, physical sex and that it is "hate" to insist that their biological sex does not match their gender identity.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2022 03:22 PM (MmndN)
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But they still insist on hormones or surgery to better resemble the biology of that thing that they truly are because biology "plays no role".

Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2022 03:25 PM (XHhHI)

204 Posted by: Sid at March 28, 2022 03:23 PM (HpxPb)
___________

You must be on drugs.

But congrats on having such good internet connectivity in your bathhouse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:26 PM (ItAg0)

205 Great news, Russia has removed their demand for Ukraine "denazification". Biden threatening Putin with regime change is starting to pay off.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 28, 2022 03:26 PM (Y5qcH)

206 @185. I yelled out Cocksucker at the last guy. Good thing the mute was on my Zoom call

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 28, 2022 03:26 PM (WWEIB)

207 I can't believe the Florida Democrats are still trying to make Charlie Crist a thing.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 28, 2022 03:26 PM (qH6FZ)

208 BREAKING: Lincoln Project to start network of private schools. Still looking for a name.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 28, 2022 03:26 PM (1IJnB)

209 Male Democrats are just simping for pussy.

Nobody with a dick that works can be a Lib.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2022 03:26 PM (Neum3)

210 Disney can not afford any more bad PR, jacking up park prices and the tanking Galactic Starcruiser, but here they go jumping in with both feet and a bigger shovel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 03:26 PM (nSlP6)

211 It's becoming obvious that most people are some form of LGBT+. Denying this, and acting as if LGBT+ is somehow not normal, or wrong in some way is a travesty. Hetero is NOT "normal"; it never was.
Posted by: Cocksucker at March 28, 2022 03:23 PM (C0ck$)
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Yet somehow we as a species engaged in heterosexual reproduction for our entire history and most cultures developed monogamous marriage many thousands of years ago. It's just baffling, innit?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 03:26 PM (DU+/6)

212 Ace covered the other day, how even normal girls that have girl friends, are LGBTQ+, because they came up with a name for them (one of 57 I guess). They were ? non-sexual gay, or something.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 28, 2022 03:26 PM (Cus5s)

213 I recall reading that Kinsey concluded that the actual proportion of true homosexuals in the adult American population was something like 1-2%, and that was being generous. Not effing 10% or 60%. Jeez.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 03:26 PM (txdEq)

214 The bottom line is that the big push by the left is to get a large minority or even majority of kids to believe they are some perversion of themselves so heterosexuals are the minority in the future.

My mom read a sci fi book once about how all society was queer and the hero was a boy who realized he really liked girls. He tried to escape but was captured and given a treatment so he became queer to fit in with everyone else.

She was so frightened and disturbed by it, she stopped reading sci fi.

Probably sounded outlandish in the 70s but....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 03:27 PM (KZzsI)

215 Citation needed.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2022 03:25 PM (Rl7KJ)
____________

Forget it. It's horseshit, promulgated by someone who is obviously a pervert himself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:27 PM (ItAg0)

216 Curse you, Mr. LBGTQQIP2AA!

Posted by: Superman at March 28, 2022 03:27 PM (XHhHI)

217 Sons #1, #2 and now #3 liked to stomp around in their mom's shoes when around 2 years old (but not mine). Does this mean they should be castrated and given hormone treatments?

Posted by: Ripley at March 28, 2022 03:27 PM (MxEKc)

218 There are no non-essential businesses. My bad. It won't happen again. And it didn't.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2022 03:25 PM (F0YaR)


That's reassuring. I hear your state is the landing spot for longtime Floridians who are now priced out of their own homes.

Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2022 03:27 PM (DJFLF)

219 Omg. Biden just lied to the world again.

He's going to get us all killed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2022 03:20 PM (iwn3W)
......

This business will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

220 Celebrate deviance ? I think not

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 03:27 PM (J8ILO)

221 This busty brunette despises the groomers and has moved to Florida to help keep them away from her kids:
https://is.gd/m13LtZ

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 03:27 PM (DU+/6)

222 209 BREAKING: Lincoln Project to start network of private schools. Still looking for a name.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 28, 2022 03:26 PM (1IJnB)

Boys Delight Academy

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 03:27 PM (II3Gr)

223 It's why they want the puberty blockers too. They don't want the kids to grow up and experience their normal hetero desire to reproduce.

Posted by: Adrienne at March 28, 2022 03:27 PM (gegMK)

224 Speculation by me about the numbers groomers claim for children and early-teenagers: Remember that the Q in the LGBTQxyz stands for queer or a new designation: Questioning your sex or gender. If the sick adults can get a lot of confused kids to say they are in the Questioning Category, they'll be counted as "coming out" and told that they need to salute the Rainbow Flag and march in-step in the New Society with their gay, lesbian, trans, furry, etc. pals.

With the advocates of this sickness doing the bean-counting, they'll count any kid who says he sometimes wonders what it would be like to be the opposite sex (about 100 percent of the population) as a non-cis hero or heroine or hero-it.

Posted by: Gref at March 28, 2022 03:27 PM (AMIL/)

225 When it should be just the opposite. Anyone who is a Democrat should be ashamed of himself. If he were capable of shame.
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Nihilism is the philosophy of shamelessness.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 03:28 PM (D8mow)

226 181 It's becoming obvious that most people are some form of LGBT+. Denying this, and acting as if LGBT+ is somehow not normal, or wrong in some way is a travesty. Hetero is NOT "normal"; it never was.
Posted by: Sid

OK Groomer

I guess that's why you need access to children, to "help them" find the gay deep inside themselves, huh?

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 28, 2022 03:28 PM (0G13K)

227 My wife took early retirement last year from public school teaching and is now at a private school. Best move she ever made.
Public schools are beyond repair.

Posted by: Clutch at March 28, 2022 03:28 PM (9UmRs)

228 Desantis and Pushaw really need to be dropping the Disney cartoons on social media which contained sexually explicit images (something Disney has tried to purge)...great way to bring this full circle...could become the anti-Disney Grooming Bill.

Posted by: Sojo at March 28, 2022 03:28 PM (EwEP5)

229 I'm beginning to think AIDS was an incredibly civic-minded disease, burning out the degenerate underbrush of society.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:28 PM (ItAg0)

230 Sons #1, #2 and now #3 liked to stomp around in their mom's shoes when around 2 years old (but not mine). Does this mean they should be castrated and given hormone treatments?
==
Exactly!

Good for you, got it in one!!!

Posted by: Groomers at March 28, 2022 03:28 PM (NxIkc)

231 I am beginning to think that homosexuality is like Islam, its either kept down by social and outside pressure or it goes nuts and tries to take over society.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 03:28 PM (KZzsI)

232 Sons #1, #2 and now #3 liked to stomp around in their mom's shoes when around 2 years old (but not mine). Does this mean they should be castrated and given hormone treatments?
Posted by: Ripley at March 28, 2022 03:27 PM (MxEKc)
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Yup, absolutely. When I was a little boy, I loved loved loved mechanical toys. My favorite for a while was a little toy vacuum cleaner, which is traditionally a girl's toy. I'm pretty sure I was an oppressed trans who was forced to live a lie. It's hell on earth, I'll tell you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 03:29 PM (DU+/6)

233 Great news, Russia has removed their demand for Ukraine "denazification". Biden threatening Putin with regime change is starting to pay off.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 28, 2022 03:26 PM (Y5qcH)

Most of them are dead at Mariupol. See, de-nazified. Fixed.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at March 28, 2022 03:29 PM (n68w9)

234
***
I read that in Dirty Harry's voice!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 03:23 PM (txdEq)



Good. Cuz I really don't like Pink Floyd, but the lyric was too fitting.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

235 198 "Fourth Grade Teacher/Groomer In Austin Claims That Twenty Out of Thirty-Two Students Have "Come Out" to Her, Thanks to Her Grooming Efforts"

She should be in jail or worse
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2022 03:25 PM (d0Qel)

I have an idea or two involving rope, a scalpel, flammable liquids and an intimately placed road flare.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 03:29 PM (II3Gr)

236 Someone should ask the Disney CEO is he is going to rename one of his rides to Butt Pirates of the Caribbean.

If he says no they should ask him if that is because he is homophobic or because he thinks there are age appropriate topics for children.

Posted by: Thatch at March 28, 2022 03:29 PM (qWceQ)

237 Teachers: Let me put my sex ed into your children.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 28, 2022 03:29 PM (SH2Zi)

238 205 Great news, Russia has removed their demand for Ukraine "denazification". Biden threatening Putin with regime change is starting to pay off.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 28, 2022 03:26 PM (Y5qcH)

I saw that on ZH, with the sources being "four people briefed on the discussions". Dunno if that's real or just more hopeful nonsense.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2022 03:29 PM (Rl7KJ)

239 folx

I refuse to talk like a fag and have my shit be all retarded.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 28, 2022 03:30 PM (HsAzN)

240

Come Out! Come Out!

-Glinda the good witch outing the Munchkins

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2022 03:30 PM (63Dwl)

241 It's why they want the puberty blockers too. They don't want the kids to grow up and experience their normal hetero desire to reproduce.

Posted by: Adrienne at March 28, 2022 03:27 PM (gegMK)
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It's all gaslighting for population control.

Posted by: Superman at March 28, 2022 03:30 PM (XHhHI)

242 This busty brunette despises the groomers and has moved to Florida to help keep them away from her kids:
https://is.gd/m13LtZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 03:27 PM (DU+/6)



Oooh. And she seems an older broad. She's doing well for herself.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

243 I'll admit it was funny when Two and a Half Men had Stacy Keach (playing Charlie's girlfriend's father) and John Amos come out to each other and start living together. Two big burly middle-aged ex-Navy guys sniping at each other like a long-time married couple was just silly enough to be funny. But . . . it ain't normal.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 03:30 PM (txdEq)

244 This busty brunette despises the groomers and has moved to Florida to help keep them away from her kids:
https://is.gd/m13LtZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 03:27 PM (DU+/6)
.........

She looks... flexible.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

245 I have an idea or two involving rope, a scalpel, flammable liquids and an intimately placed road flare.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 03:29 PM (II3Gr)

The fuck?

Posted by: Tire iron at March 28, 2022 03:30 PM (SH2Zi)

246
The Democrats/Fags/Perverts: Everyone supports what we're doing!

Also the Democrats/Fags/Perverts: We need to be allowed to hide what we're doing from parents!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 03:30 PM (CLbN8)

247 Hetero is NOT "normal"; it never was.
Posted by: Sid

that's why we are extinct, you BFQ

Posted by: facio at March 28, 2022 03:30 PM (uQFwj)

248 Male homosexuals are basically disease vectors. Efforts to eradicate STDs founder because male homosexuals are a major reservoir of STDs, and through bisexuals they keep reinfecting the normal population. There are numerous papers on PubMed to this effect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:30 PM (ItAg0)

249 So glad I was able to take the kidlet to Disney Land in the mid 80's. Long before I imagined what a hell hole we now live in.

Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2022 03:30 PM (ou23q)

250 I suspect the Ukraine war will end with the Russian enclaves joining Russia.

Which were the terms Putin asked for from day 1.

If Zelensky keeps this war going though he might lose all of Eastern Ukraine.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 03:31 PM (ESjRY)

251 >>Denying this, and acting as if LGBT+ is somehow not normal, or wrong in some way is a travesty.


"The penis gets covered in the poo-poo. Then they put the penis in their mouth."

GayCo. So easy and African can do it.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2022 03:31 PM (Neum3)

252 >>It is now demonstrably false. All gay rights items should now be rolled back because they were falsely predicated. Of course this won't happen, but it sticks in my craw how they lie and prevaricate and then retrench and shout "BIGOT! BIGOT! BIGOT!" when anyone dares point out that they're lying scoundrels.


Exactly! And they did it so seamlessly, too. No one blinked.

The switch in trans rights from "Hey, you need to understand that someone's biology can sometimes not match their gender identity" to "If she thinks she's a girl then she is, you must accept her 'lady penis', etc. and you are literally killing her if you disagree!" is likewise so absurd and sinister

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2022 03:31 PM (MmndN)

253 219-This business will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

The only movie with Alec Baldwin I will still watch.

Posted by: Saxinis Kion at March 28, 2022 03:31 PM (dbdgv)

254 It's becoming obvious that most people are some form of LGBT+. Denying this, and acting as if LGBT+ is somehow not normal, or wrong in some way is a travesty. Hetero is NOT "normal"; it never was.
Posted by: Sid



Not as God intended.

"Man shalt not lay with another man."

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

255
The fuck?

Posted by: Tire iron at March 28, 2022 03:30 PM (SH2Zi)

You're too good for the likes of her.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 03:32 PM (II3Gr)

256 Do we have this many trolls or are some of them socks ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 03:32 PM (J8ILO)

257 > Omg. Biden just lied to the world again.

What did he say this time?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 03:32 PM (8/9Tc)

258 Male homosexuals are basically disease vectors. Efforts to eradicate STDs founder because male homosexuals are a major reservoir of STDs, and through bisexuals they keep reinfecting the normal population. There are numerous papers on PubMed to this effect.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:30 PM (ItAg0)
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It's why homosexual males aren't - or at least weren't - allowed to donate blood. When I was in college, a gay guy was fuming that he was being discriminated against because he couldn't donate blood. He was not receptive to learning that how much his lifestyle exposed him to various exciting diseases.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 03:32 PM (DU+/6)

259 https://tinyurl.com/b8bfh9rp
==
Because sex is merely a matter of taste which can be acquired with the right training, and has nothing to do at all with morals or virtue.

(Sid don't watch this it will frustrate you)

Posted by: its a MOVIE clip - surprise hollywood at March 28, 2022 03:32 PM (jHAzJ)

260 215 Citation needed.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2022 03:25 PM (Rl7KJ)
____________

Forget it. It's horseshit, promulgated by someone who is obviously a pervert himself.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
------------------------------------------------------------
Romans 1:18-32

Here's the citation.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 03:33 PM (sAmhv)

261 He was not receptive to learning that how much his lifestyle exposed him to various exciting diseases.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 03:32 PM (DU+/6)

Getting HIV is part of the kink.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 03:33 PM (II3Gr)

262 Unless given outside influence or pressure, very very few kids even think about sexuality until their teens. Its the whispers of society, the naughty book under your older brother's mattress, the TV shows etc that slip it under the door into the awareness of kids just not interested in any of that. Its not that they're opposed to sexuality, its that their bodies aren't pumping them full of hormones to push them toward it so they just are happy being kids.

This is a better way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 03:33 PM (KZzsI)

263 >> It's why they want the puberty blockers too. They don't want the kids to grow up and experience their normal hetero desire to reproduce.


FYI -- there is permanent change from just 3 mos. on puberty blockers per "Irreversible Damage" book. Gals who are told to just try it for a few months have no idea this will destroy their bodies.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2022 03:33 PM (MmndN)

264 Tired of this, ready to go.

Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 03:33 PM (Xvdm5)

265 Male homosexuals are basically disease vectors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:30 PM (ItAg0)

It's as if there is something to be said for heterosexual relationships as they pertain to society in general!

Who knew?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2022 03:34 PM (XIJ/X)

266 " Our students are aware and are paying attention."

So are we, "lady", so are we.

Posted by: Parents lining up outside the Tire Iron and Rebar Emporium at March 28, 2022 03:34 PM (MFphb)

267 Okay time to step away from this mad world and dwell on the minutiae of studying the illustrated parts break down for an On Mark B-26K to finish this model.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 03:34 PM (nSlP6)

268 The puberty blockers are the same drug they give sex offenders for chemical castration.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 28, 2022 03:34 PM (Y5qcH)

269 Man, I feel like a Woman.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at March 28, 2022 03:34 PM (lgeFv)

270 Public schools are beyond repair.
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I believe that's absolutely true. In fact, I doubt that legislation against CRT, aggressive homo proselytizing, etc will actually have much of an effect. There are an infinite number of ways a leftist true believer can still get their message across.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 28, 2022 03:34 PM (sWM8x)

271 75% of the 1.7 million elementary school teachers are women. Of that percentage it's becoming apparent a large number of them are mentally ill.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2022 03:34 PM (BFigT)

272 Does this mean they should be castrated and given hormone treatments? Posted by: Ripley at March 28, 2022 03:27 PM (MxEKc)

It obviously means we should have a new name for someone who wants to have sex with shoes. /sarc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 03:34 PM (GezNK)

273 Stepdaughter said her stepson thought that women's hygiene
products were a big bandaid. She was mocking the sex education in Idaho, where he grew up. Now I thought, he hasn't seen any commercials for these products? Does it matter what he thought? Because when he is in a relationship with a woman, he can learn how this stuff works. We need to get rid of sex education in the schools.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 28, 2022 03:34 PM (5HBd1)

274 Unless given outside influence or pressure, very very few kids even think about sexuality until their teens. Its the whispers of society, the naughty book under your older brother's mattress, the TV shows etc that slip it under the door into the awareness of kids just not interested in any of that. Its not that they're opposed to sexuality, its that their bodies aren't pumping them full of hormones to push them toward it so they just are happy being kids.

This is a better way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 03:33 PM (KZzsI)
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Kids in traditional households are well exposed to sexuality because they have a mom and dad. They see how it works literally from day zero, well before they become sexual creatures themselves. Which is why they need to be groomed into perversion.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 03:35 PM (DU+/6)

275 These teachers need to be gone from any connection to children.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 03:35 PM (2JoB8)

276 I'm a perfectly normal and healthy woman.

Anyone who disagress with that can suck my dick.

Posted by: Admiral Rachel Levine at March 28, 2022 03:35 PM (Neum3)

277 20 out of 32 kids in Texas come out as gay. Just as I thought, more than half of Texas is gay.

I knew those big hats and boots were overcompensating. Also helps explain the Dallas Cowboys.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 03:35 PM (ZLI7S)

278 So...thermobaric bombs for Austin?
Posted by: Insomniac


Nuke them. Make it glow. Make it uninhabitable for 10,000 years as a warning to others.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 03:35 PM (egg9a)

279 "If you want to stop me [from grooming children], you're gonna have to fucking kill me." -- public school teacher

Given the behavior on display, I'm genuinely concerned that a few of her fellow child-grooming compatriots at Disney will embrace full-on terrorism and begin actively sabotaging theme park rides. What's a few injured, maimed, or dead theme park guests for great LGBQWERTY++ justice? Broken eggs, omelet, etc.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at March 28, 2022 03:36 PM (DTX3h)

280 Coincidentally, two thirds of the GOPe caucus have come out to me as well!

Posted by: Mitch McConnell, your gay friend at March 28, 2022 03:36 PM (0qcUc)

281 Getting HIV is part of the kink.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 03:33 PM (II3Gr)
___________

Per the LAT, ONE-QUARTER of male homosexuals in CA are HIV+. One. Quarter.

Ban protease inhibitors. Let the virus do its work.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:36 PM (ItAg0)

282 Man, I feel like a Woman.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at March 28, 2022 03:34 PM (lgeFv)
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My theory is that Lia Thomas sang along with that song a little too much.

Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2022 03:36 PM (XHhHI)

283 265 Male homosexuals are basically disease vectors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:30 PM (ItAg0)

It's as if there is something to be said for heterosexual relationships as they pertain to society in general!

Who knew?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2022 03:34 PM (XIJ/X)

I think a plug for monogamy is in order here too. When you sleep around, you have potentially had sex with everyone who your sleep around partner has had sex with.

Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 03:36 PM (Vr12I)

284 265 Male homosexuals are basically disease vectors.
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Actually, lesbians have higher rates of STDs than does gay men. Evidently, the vaginia is like a petry dish for these things.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 03:36 PM (D8mow)

285 > Omg. Biden just lied to the world again.

What did he say this time?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 03:32 PM (8/9Tc)
.........

Dunno. I don't speak Khoisan.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

286 I believe that's absolutely true. In fact, I doubt that legislation against CRT, aggressive homo proselytizing, etc will actually have much of an effect. There are an infinite number of ways a leftist true believer can still get their message across.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 28, 2022 03:34 PM (sWM8x)
++++
Yup, and it can't be fixed because public schools are downstream from the colleges of education. The system needs to be destroyed root and branch. Non-educators have to set the curriculum and credentialing must be eliminated. An education degree needs to become an obstacle, not a requirement.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 03:36 PM (DU+/6)

287 "If you want to stop me [from grooming children], you're gonna have to fucking kill me." -- public school teacher
__________

Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:36 PM (ItAg0)

288 Governor DeSantis should put out a reward of 1000. to report anyone trying to groom students. They then need to be fired.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2022 03:36 PM (NpAcC)

289 My mom read a sci fi book once about how all society was queer and the hero was a boy who realized he really liked girls. He tried to escape but was captured and given a treatment so he became queer to fit in with everyone else.

She was so frightened and disturbed by it, she stopped reading sci fi.

Probably sounded outlandish in the 70s but....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022


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That sounds like the excellent ST:TNG episode "The Outcast." The only thing I've ever read where sexual switching worked was The Left Hand of Darkness by LeGuin. But for the people on that planet, Winter, going into estrus and becoming one sex or the other was normal; and the new "male" would then want sex with a "female." She even says there were some people who never changed, and those who preferred their own sex, and both were shunned. The thing colored their entire culture, and LeGuin showed that beautifully. (Plus it's a good adventure.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 03:37 PM (txdEq)

290 Shit just got real.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 28, 2022 03:37 PM (S3EUx)

291 Kids are free to express themselves to a power authority and be truthful and they don't fear consequences.

Adult women have to take a d to power authority in the workplace because they are unable to say no because of consequences.

Square that circle.

Posted by: Bete at March 28, 2022 03:37 PM (F9322)

292 268 The puberty blockers are the same drug they give sex offenders for chemical castration.
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At least catamites are man enough to be gelded.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 03:37 PM (D8mow)

293 defund the schools.

bonus: property taxes drop by 50% + !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 28, 2022 03:38 PM (c1v4f)

294 Web cams in every classroom. A teacher violates the law and is immediately arrested for a sex crime(s) against children. See how fast this shit stops.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 28, 2022 03:38 PM (1IJnB)

295 288 Governor DeSantis should put out a reward of 1000. to report anyone trying to groom students. They then need to be fired.
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How about a bounty on ears?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 03:38 PM (D8mow)

296 Unless given outside influence or pressure, very very few kids even think about sexuality until their teens.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 03:33 PM (KZzsI)

My preteen is beginning interest. It's somewhat natural, as there is not a lot of overt sexualization of things in his spheres of interest. We will teach sex ed topics as it was meant to be, as uncomfortable and embarrassing for all involved as ever.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 28, 2022 03:38 PM (SH2Zi)

297 Someone needs to check the air inflation in Wheels Abbott's chair.

It's your turn, since you follow DeSantis's lead every time.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

298 Web cams in every classroom. A teacher violates the law and is immediately arrested for a sex crime(s) against children. See how fast this shit stops.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 28, 2022 03:38 PM (1IJnB)
++++
The woke brigade will escalate to murder against any judge, prosecutor or politician that tried.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 03:38 PM (DU+/6)

299 I think I first became attracted to girls in preschool. Not a sex thing, more like innocent crushes.

Posted by: Max Power at March 28, 2022 03:38 PM (1AxXm)

300 It also forbids schools from hiding information about a child's sexuality or mental health struggles from parents -- and that kind of hiding is of course critical to grooming efforts.

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Much, if not most, of that "confusion", is directly related to school site personnel (I refuse to call them teachers anymore) constantly indoctrinating to create that confusion.

Posted by: Hereogar at March 28, 2022 03:39 PM (vxOXM)

301 "If you wanna stop me, you're going to have to f***** kill me."

Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: It's Monday at March 28, 2022 03:39 PM (OvIv+)

302 Governor DeSantis should put out a reward of 1000. to report anyone trying to groom students. They then need to be fired.
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How about a bounty on ears?
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 03:38 PM (D8mow)



Predator III.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

303 Kids in traditional households are well exposed to sexuality because they have a mom and dad.

Well, in a way, but I was thinking more like "live in a hut and mom and dad have sex in front of them" learning about sexuality, not "mom is a girl and dad is a boy and they're different" kind. Not gender roles, but actual sexual activity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

304 Actually, lesbians have higher rates of STDs than does gay men. Evidently, the vagina is like a Petri dish for these things.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 03:36 PM (D8mow)
_________

Is that right? The thing is lesbians typically are not as wildly promiscuous as male homosexuals. Patient Zero - Gaetan Dugas - famously claimed he'd queered off with 5000 men in a three-year period. I'll let you do the arithmetic on that one. He said he used to strip off, lay on a bench in a bathhouse, and take on all comers (phrasing?). Public health officials gave up contact tracing in his case, because he never even saw most of those guys.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:39 PM (ItAg0)

305 Related:
Ian Miles Cheong @stillgray; 4h
British Cycling warns athletes will be punished for speaking against transgender policy

Expect all future women cycling champs to have penises.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 03:39 PM (UHVv4)

306 We will teach sex ed topics as it was meant to be, as uncomfortable and embarrassing for all involved as ever.

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Ha ha. End the conversation, my advice is to avoid it altogether, lest we have to have this conversation again.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 28, 2022 03:40 PM (sX1BW)

307 >>Unless given outside influence or pressure, very very few kids even think about sexuality until their teens.


Well before the teens.

What they don't think about is the labels and identity involved. And they needn't as they shouldn't be active.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2022 03:40 PM (Neum3)

308 > Actually, lesbians have higher rates of STDs than does gay men. Evidently, the vaginia is like a petry dish for these things.

LOLWUT? This is not true. At all. Gay men are far and away the STD world champions.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 03:40 PM (8/9Tc)

309 These teachers are sick idiots.

I suspect all they're gonna wind up doing is teaching parents of manipulated and groomed child the "3 S's".

Not that i support violence at all, but I totally understand it.

If the state does nothing when children's lives, happiness, and sanity are under attack.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2022 03:40 PM (LV9Tl)

310 What's 'obvious' is that 'Sid' leads an abnormal life.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2022 03:40 PM (sTOQ8)

311 299 I think I first became attracted to girls in preschool. Not a sex thing, more like innocent crushes.
Posted by: Max Power at March 28, 2022 03:38 PM (1AxXm)
____________

When I was six, I thought Dale Evans was the bomb.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:40 PM (ItAg0)

312 I think I first became attracted to girls in preschool.

Right, that kid of thing is pretty natural and typical. She's really pretty I wish she liked me more. Not "I want to cut off my ween and become her" or "I want to have sex with her". Its just innocent appeal and light crushes, not anything further.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 03:41 PM (KZzsI)

313
Well, in a way, but I was thinking more like "live in a hut and mom and dad have sex in front of them" learning about sexuality, not "mom is a girl and dad is a boy and they're different" kind. Not gender roles, but actual sexual activity.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 03:39 PM (KZzsI)



That scene in The Meaning of Life where Cleese is the teacher and brings his wife in the classroom with a bed.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

314 Omg. Biden just lied to the world again.

What did he say this time?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 03:32 PM (8/9Tc)

He said he did not say what everyone heard him say

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2022 03:41 PM (d0Qel)

315 Nice little pile up on I81 in PA.
Link goes to rumble.
Viewer warning, while it's not a graphic video, three people died. 1 lucky guy cheated death about the 40 second mark.

https://tinyurl.com/yckusv6j

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 28, 2022 03:41 PM (jTmQV)

316
This is how queers reproduce, by corrupting the normal development of other people's children. Hence the intense ruthless self-righteousness of these weirdos about doing something so horrible to the innocent that it should shame them into suicide.

For these people-- no mercy.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 28, 2022 03:41 PM (cdgaF)

317 Actually, lesbians have higher rates of STDs than does gay men. Evidently, the vaginia is like a petry dish for these things.

LOLWUT? This is not true. At all. Gay men are far and away the STD world champions.

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Oh man, which side of the debate should I be on?

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 28, 2022 03:41 PM (sX1BW)

318 I was nine years old in fourth grade.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 28, 2022 03:41 PM (KiBMU)

319 Teacher Cams. Just like Cops.


Put the Camera on, Bigot.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2022 03:41 PM (Neum3)

320 Why are gay people always dancing?

Posted by: man who lives as a pig at March 28, 2022 03:41 PM (vrz2I)

321 Expect all future women cycling champs to have penises.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 03:39 PM (UHVv4)
.......

and one testicle.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

322 He said he did not say what everyone heard him say

--

He must've stuttered. We shouldn't make fun of his well-known stutter.

/s

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 03:42 PM (sVtYq)

323 250 If Zelensky keeps this war going though he might lose all of Eastern Ukraine.

welcome to month two of "two weeks to flatten kiev".

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 28, 2022 03:42 PM (sGtp+)

324 Here's video of Brandon telling us to disbelieve our lying eyes and ears.

https://bit.ly/3tNKegE

Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 03:42 PM (8/9Tc)

325 I'm not sure we can get off this precipice...The ground is crumbling under us

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 03:43 PM (J8ILO)

326 Why are gay people always dancing?
Posted by: man who lives as a pig at March 28, 2022 03:41 PM (vrz2I)



Tardive Dyskinesia.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

327 Omg. Biden just lied to the world again.

What did he say this time?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 03:32 PM (8/9Tc)

He said he did not say what everyone heard him say
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TBF its not a lie, if you believe it.

Posted by: George Costanza philosophy student and future sec of state at March 28, 2022 03:43 PM (T+0Ka)

328 293 defund the schools.

bonus: property taxes drop by 50% + !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 28, 2022 03:38 PM (c1v4f)

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Shoot the pedophiles and other child predators & abusers, scatter the stones, and salt the earth.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022 03:43 PM (wn15P)

329 Is that right? The thing is lesbians typically are not as wildly promiscuous as male homosexuals.
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This is not true. Lesbians are full blown cult of Dionysus these days. Gay men have tampered their activities to fit into the business world. Most Lesbians are really quite atrocious trolls. I think this and the self hate that acompanies it are what propels them to self destruct. They are hideous. Believe me.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 03:43 PM (D8mow)

330 Way late to the thread... but all this stuff about alla the kids are gay tyranny bicurious etc stinks to high heaven of that case in the late 80s early 90s where every kid was convinced their day care providers were touching them and performing satanic rituals.


Kids are easily lead.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2022 03:43 PM (x8wvA)

331 Teacher Cams. Just like Cops.

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This is an excellent idea. And every parent can download or watch in real time what their kids are being taught.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 03:43 PM (sVtYq)

332 Actually, lesbians have higher rates of STDs than does gay men. Evidently, the vaginia is like a petry dish for these things.

LOLWUT? This is not true. At all. Gay men are far and away the STD world champions.
Posted by: bonhomme


Yeah. The crapper is way worse than the cannery.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 03:43 PM (egg9a)

333 >>Its just innocent appeal and light crushes, not anything further.


What's under the skirt is more than innocent appeal and light crushes.

Didn't know what I'd find...but I was looking for somethin'.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2022 03:43 PM (Neum3)

334 --------------

Oh man, which side of the debate should I be on?
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 28, 2022 03:41 PM (sX1BW)



A second look at natural selection?

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

335 > Oh man, which side of the debate should I be on?

I'd find the CDC numbers, but I've come to distrust those jokers.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 03:44 PM (8/9Tc)

336 >>Expect all future women cycling champs to have penises.


IIRC, there's already a trans dude who's been dominating women's cycling for several years. He's a lot like the Aussie weightlifter -- still looks like a dude except for a ponytail.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2022 03:44 PM (MmndN)

337 >>Why are gay people always dancing?


It's the itch. From all the STDs.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2022 03:44 PM (Neum3)

338 >>>"It does cover K-12. The reporting on this, even by friendly outlets, is very poor re: what the law actually says.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 28, 2022 03:18 PM (GbPPJ)"

Straight from the bill:

99 in kindergarten through grade 3 or in a manner that is not age-
100 appropriate or developmentally appropriate for students in.

For emphasis: IN A MANNER THAT IS NOT AGE APPROPRIATE.

If I read this correctly, they can still teach this in the classroom if it taught objectively??

Am I reading that right?

Posted by: Dansgirls at March 28, 2022 03:44 PM (BcJdL)

339 323 250 If Zelensky keeps this war going though he might lose all of Eastern Ukraine.

welcome to month two of "two weeks to flatten kiev".
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 28, 2022 03:42 PM (sGtp


Golf clap.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2022 03:44 PM (x8wvA)

340 To the fat blond bitch that grooms in schools: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Gladly.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 28, 2022 03:44 PM (iDcra)

341 Man, I feel like a Woman.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at March 28, 2022 03:34 PM (lgeFv)


Hey! That's my line!

Posted by: Shania Twain at March 28, 2022 03:44 PM (MFphb)

342 Here's video of Brandon telling us to disbelieve our lying eyes and ears.

https://bit.ly/3tNKegE
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 03:42 PM (8/9Tc)
_____________

"This is not the dotard you're looking for."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:44 PM (ItAg0)

343
What's next in this farcical hoax?

That's easy to predict: Every single child suicide will now be blamed on the governor and the Republicans.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 03:44 PM (CLbN8)

344 I know I'm a broken record, but -

homeschool your kids if you possibly can.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 28, 2022 03:45 PM (wyw4S)

345 Has anybody else seen this, and is it a trend?

I have recently heard the term 'trailblazer' applied to anybody who challenges anything and publicly states it. It seems to be a broader type of grooming, if you will. Instead of passively joining a protest, to be truly brave and stunning you must be not merely a protester, or even an influencer, but a 'trailblazer'. The goal seems to be an utter rejection of any (or more accurately ALL) societal norms.

Maybe I'm reading too much into it.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 28, 2022 03:45 PM (m45I2)

346 Why are gay people always dancing?
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Crabs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:45 PM (ItAg0)

347 I could be wrong but, I am beginning to suspect that DeSantis has aspirations for higher office and thinks that doing what his voters want just might get him there.

And I, for one, welcome our Cuban Overlord.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 03:45 PM (yQpMk)

348 How come we don't have audio and video equipment in classrooms to hear and see what these teachers are doing??

Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2022 03:45 PM (88xKn)

349
320 Why are gay people always dancing?
Posted by: man who lives as a pig at March 28, 2022 03:41 PM (vrz2I)

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It keeps them distracted. In repose, the mind wanders, and it's harder to be unaware of what pieces of shit they are.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (cdgaF)

350 Is that right? The thing is lesbians typically are not as wildly promiscuous as male homosexuals.
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These are CDC stats from before Biden. The percentage increase over gay males was startling to me. Don't know what the CDC says today given its penchant for lying of late.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (D8mow)

351 With ANY promiscuity, you are flirting with disease vectors, and becoming one.

Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (Vr12I)

352 115. During the child daycare scare hysteria, Janet Reno would have prosecuted these 'teachers.' - Anna Puma

I think that's a first-rate observation. We've gone from "Horrors! Everybody's a pedophile!" to "Everybody's a pedophile - so what?". This is seriously cloven-hoof stuff.

Posted by: Paco at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (njExo)

353 Getting HIV is part of the kink.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 03:33 PM (II3Gr)


Bug chasers. Yes, it's 'a thing'. Fags trying to catch AIDS. On purpose.

I wish I was making this up.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (F0YaR)

354 All I know is that there are very good reasons, both socially and physically, why certain kinds of perversions were historically and almost universally frowned on by societies and even suppressed. By all means I agree that they went too far in many cases, but the bottom line is: some stuff is really bad for you and others, and people ought not do it.

I get it, some people really are born with an inclination toward some things that are aberrant or perverted. It can be mild like fixating on feet, or sick like fixated on children. But some people really are just that way naturally. Many more are pushed or damaged into it.

But being born a certain way doesn't matter. That doesn't make it okay. Everyone understands that, even if they don't articulate it or claim otherwise. People are born sick and terrible in some cases and we all know that doesn't excuse or permit their behavior.

I'm born to like and desire women. Very much. But I also am in a situation where that's not a realistic option and so I do without. Guess what, so can anyone else. It sucks, but its a real and possible option that you can live your life by.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (KZzsI)

355 > "This is not the dotard you're looking for."

Dotard, noun, Someone who sells Doterra.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (8/9Tc)

356 Ha ha. End the conversation, my advice is to avoid it altogether, lest we have to have this conversation again.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 28, 2022 03:40 PM (sX1BW)

lol

I already tease him about the ding ding, when there is a group of girls about that he is checking out. "What? I shouldn't mention anything about the ding ding?"

He gets all embarrassed and shushes me. Of course they get teased about their "girlfriends," too. And I think I have them all but convinced that, if a girls sees your underwear, then you have to get married.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (SH2Zi)

357 Here's video of Brandon telling us to disbelieve our lying eyes and ears.

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"Look fat, if you heard what I said you ain't black!"

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (wn15P)

358 The only movie with Alec Baldwin I will still watch.
Posted by: Saxinis Kion at March 28, 2022 03:31 PM (dbdgv)
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Not even Beetle Juice?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (T8gyh)

359 305 Related:
Ian Miles Cheong @stillgray; 4h
British Cycling warns athletes will be punished for speaking against transgender policy

Expect all future women cycling champs to have penises.
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I wonder why no one has tried this on the LPGA... even a no name male pro golfer can easily beat the top female golfers. They can possibly make some serious money.

Posted by: Haywood at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (U9RtH)

360
Bug chasers. Yes, it's 'a thing'. Fags trying to catch AIDS. On purpose.

I wish I was making this up.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (F0YaR)



At one point, it was called "the gift."

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

361 *crickets*

Posted by: Trump at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (1IJnB)

362 Why are gay people always dancing?
Posted by: man who lives as a pig at March 28, 2022 03:41 PM (vrz2I)


Tardive Dyskinesia.

Posted by: Sponge


That bar on 82nd?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (egg9a)

363 "If you want to stop me, you're gonna have to fucking kill me"

Those conditions seem reasonable.

I also want to know what shit for brains hired this deviant to be around children.

Posted by: JTB at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (7EjX1)

364 homeschool your kids if you possibly can.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 28, 2022 03:45 PM (wyw4S)

::hits loop button::

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (QYPq3)

365 What's under the skirt is more than innocent appeal and light crushes.

Didn't know what I'd find...but I was looking for somethin'.
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2022 03:43 PM (Neum3)

Like Geraldo going after Al Capone's Glove box.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 03:47 PM (wWu8x)

366 He said he did not say what everyone heard him say
Posted by: Nevergi

---

you guys might not have noticed this about biden because we're all focused on his limited IQ and current dementia but the guy is a continual lying sack of shit, from his law school scholarship to challenging union workers to push up contests based on accurate summations of his policy views. He lied about Hunter/Burisma/10%/the laptop at the national debate/.

He flat out said Afghanistan would not, I repeat NOT, fall after withdrawal, that we'd account for everyone.

He said current inflation is from Ukraine.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 28, 2022 03:47 PM (ZZK0E)

367 Why are gay people always dancing?
Posted by: man who lives as a pig at March 28, 2022 03:41 PM (vrz2I)

Because the music is fab-u-lous!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 28, 2022 03:47 PM (HsAzN)

368 >>>Bug chasers. Yes, it's 'a thing'. Fags trying to catch AIDS. On purpose.

I wish I was making this up.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (F0YaR)

It moved.

Posted by: Anthony Fauci at March 28, 2022 03:47 PM (QYPq3)

369 I know I'm a broken record, but -

homeschool your kids if you possibly can.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 28, 2022 03:45 PM (wyw4S)

It's a good tune. I get to coach little league this year, too.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 28, 2022 03:47 PM (SH2Zi)

370 I guess garland is a pedophile too.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 28, 2022 03:48 PM (1IJnB)

371
That bar on 82nd?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (egg9a)



You've been to Lubbock?

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

372 The bill should allow ther parents to sue the teachers and administrators who are trying to turn their kids into pedo bait, shouldn't come out of the tax payers.

Disney is of course pissed because most of their teen focused shows are really made for middle aged perverts.

There needs to be a whole lot of people dumped into a volcano.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 28, 2022 03:48 PM (NfkG2)

373 Here's video of Brandon telling us to disbelieve our lying eyes and ears.

https://bit.ly/3tNKegE
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 03:42 PM (8/9Tc)
.........

What a jerk. That shit eating grin.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

374 >>Expect all future women cycling champs to have penises.


Here is is from 2019:

Cyclist Rachel McKinnon, a biological male who presents as a woman, won the women's world championship on Saturday, and set a women's world record in the qualifying event.

McKinnon, a Canadian philosophy professor at the College of Charleston, won the same event in 2018. In a Friday interview with Sky News, McKinnon said that attempts to level the playing field for women's sports by discriminating against transgender athletes was the equivalent of "denying their human rights."

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2022 03:48 PM (MmndN)

375 and desire women. Very much. But I also am in a situation where that's not a realistic option and so I do without.
==
*heads nodding*

Posted by: all the married guys at March 28, 2022 03:48 PM (lozmf)

376 362 Why are gay people always dancing?
Posted by: man who lives as a pig at March 28, 2022 03:41 PM (vrz2I)


Tardive Dyskinesia.
Posted by: Sponge


That bar on 82nd?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (egg9a)

Center for the Packers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 03:48 PM (QCwhW)

377 And I, for one, welcome our Cuban Overlord.
Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 03:45 PM (yQpMk)


Marco Rubio?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 28, 2022 03:48 PM (ZSK0i)

378 > How come we don't have audio and video equipment in classrooms to hear and see what these teachers are doing??

We do. Every sane teacher knows they have to control themselves so they don't end up in a viral video captured by a kid's phone. For the most part, the insane teachers think they're untouchable, because they are. Libs of TikTok is changing that.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 03:49 PM (8/9Tc)

379 287 "If you want to stop me [from grooming children], you're gonna have to fucking kill me." -- public school teacher
__________

Your terms are acceptable.


death by snusnu?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 28, 2022 03:49 PM (v3pYe)

380 phucking kurt got sidebar recent comment credit.

Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at March 28, 2022 03:49 PM (UgAdJ)

381 homeschool your kids if you possibly can.

Agreed. Please. Home school or a good, reliable private school (remember, some of these teachers are in charter schools etc too, make sure). This is our future. These are your children. For the love of God, keep them away from this.

Thankfully it appears that many, many parents are doing just that. Milions have pulled their kids out of public schools over the last two years. The New York public schools are bracing for the economic impact of at least 120,000 kids being pulled from them.

Parents got a good hard look at what their kids are learning in the lockdowns and do not want.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 03:50 PM (KZzsI)

382
death by snusnu?
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda

As long as I can strap on a chainsaw and snusnu with that until it runs out of gas. yes.

Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at March 28, 2022 03:50 PM (UgAdJ)

383 "If you want to stop me [from grooming children], you're gonna have to fucking kill me." -- public school teacher
__________

Your terms are acceptable.

death by snusnu?
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda


.338 Lapua

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 03:50 PM (egg9a)

384 I guess garland is a pedophile too.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 28, 2022 03:48 PM (1IJnB)



That's the word on the interwebz. Really, at this point, I think it would be easier to figure who isn't fucking children.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 03:50 PM (yQpMk)

385 ugh. damned stale hash

Posted by: BifBewalski (UgAdJ) - at March 28, 2022 03:51 PM (UgAdJ)

386 Wokal Distance
@wokal_distance
This is how the argument about wokeness in education is going to go:

1. "It isn't happening
2. "Those are a few isolated cases"
3. "You're blowing it out of proportion"
4. "Critical Race Theory is good and kids should learn it while they are changing their gender."

Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2022 03:51 PM (NpAcC)

387 " Here's video of Brandon telling us to disbelieve our lying eyes and ears.

Posted by: bonhomme"

"None of it occurred.


Including the walk-backs by his handlers. The Ministry of Truth has fixed the records.

Posted by: Ripley at March 28, 2022 03:51 PM (MxEKc)

388 I think I first became attracted to girls in preschool. Not a sex thing, more like innocent crushes.
Posted by: Max Power at March 28, 2022


***
I remember doing that. A lot simpler than dating, that's for sure.

However, the payoff for "dating" can be much much bigger. (But I didn't know that back then.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 03:51 PM (txdEq)

389 Your terms are acceptable.

death by snusnu?
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda


.338 Lapua
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 03:50 PM (egg9a)



Nothing quite as satisfying as a good piece of hickory.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 03:51 PM (yQpMk)

390 Why are gay people always dancing?
Posted by: man who lives as a pig at March 28, 2022 03:41 PM (vrz2I)


Tardive Dyskinesia.
Posted by: Sponge
.........

Side effects of Truvada?

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

391 It's a good tune. I get to coach little league this year, too.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 28, 2022 03:47 PM (SH2Zi)
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I really miss my boys' Little League games.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 28, 2022 03:52 PM (wyw4S)

392 380 phucking kurt got sidebar recent comment credit.
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at March 28, 2022 03:49 PM (UgAdJ)

IIRC, I have sidebarred twice: once for a straight psalm quote about traitors from David. The other time it was a biblical style fabricated quote about Josh Brolin's charred taint.

Kind of a low bar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 03:52 PM (QCwhW)

393 People often complain about heavy handed conversion attempts by Christians. If someone is talking about 30 (?) kids in her 4th grade class as coming out that sounds like like a pretty intense "conversion" effort to LBGT to me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 03:52 PM (GezNK)

394 380 phucking kurt got sidebar recent comment credit.
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at March 28, 2022 03:49 PM (UgAdJ)


What the heck?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 28, 2022 03:52 PM (TdMsT)

395 I could be wrong but, I am beginning to suspect that DeSantis has aspirations for higher office and thinks that doing what his voters want just might get him there.
===

Early in my career, I was taking over as project leader for a project that was a true "Ship with Technician." In a meeting where I and the production manager, a no nothing manager he says to me "You aren't doing anything. You only do what the customers want." The meeting went silent and I knew I had the power at that point.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 28, 2022 03:52 PM (iDcra)

396 That's the word on the interwebz. Really, at this point, I think it would be easier to figure who isn't fucking children.
Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 03:50 PM (yQpMk)
++++
The probability of any given person being a kiddie diddler increases with proximity to government service or the media industry.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 03:52 PM (DU+/6)

397 > I guess garland is a pedophile too.

He definitely has the look.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 28, 2022 03:52 PM (bW8dp)

398 That's the word on the interwebz. Really, at this point, I think it would be easier to figure who isn't fucking children.
Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 03:50 PM (yQpMk)


Count me out. Ick.
Now, gerontophilia, on the other hand...

Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at March 28, 2022 03:53 PM (FJYfm)

399 "294 Web cams in every classroom. A teacher violates the law and is immediately arrested for a sex crime(s) against children. See how fast this shit stops.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 28, 2022 03:38 PM (1IJnB) "

continuously streaming to a public-access site, with audio, this would be an acceptable interim solution.
should be applied to every government employee, janitors to top officials. love the Panopticon ? Have a heaping plateful for yourselves !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 28, 2022 03:53 PM (c1v4f)

400 389 Your terms are acceptable.

death by snusnu?
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda

.338 Lapua
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 03:50 PM (egg9a)

Nothing quite as satisfying as a good piece of hickory.
Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 03:51 PM (yQpMk)
____________

I've got a Louisville Slugger available.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:54 PM (ItAg0)

401 phucking kurt got sidebar recent comment credit.
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at March 28, 2022 03:49 PM (UgAdJ)
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It's probably just an algorithm.

Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2022 03:54 PM (XHhHI)

402 This weekend I had a drunk family friend tell me they had gone down the road of her daughter wanting to transition into a boy, but at the last minute she had found a boyfriend and it was all good.

Of course he works in tech and this was in CA. He's divorced and the new "partner" that's a teacher encouraged this whole process.

Just sick what this is going to cost society just so people can make sure they wave that rainbow flag and beat their chest about how woke they are.

Posted by: Blago at March 28, 2022 03:54 PM (PwNLq)

403 388 I think I first became attracted to girls in preschool. Not a sex thing, more like innocent crushes.
Posted by: Max Power at March 28, 2022

***
I remember doing that. A lot simpler than dating, that's for sure.

However, the payoff for "dating" can be much much bigger. (But I didn't know that back then.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 03:51 PM (txdEq)

My self-hatred manifested while I was still in elementary school, and I was utterly socially retarded. There was mostly ostracism with a healthy dash of hatred. Good fucking times.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 03:54 PM (II3Gr)

404 315 Nice little pile up on I81 in PA.
Link goes to rumble.
Viewer warning, while it's not a graphic video, three people died. 1 lucky guy cheated death about the 40 second mark.

https://tinyurl.com/yckusv6j
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 28, 2022 03:41 PM (jTmQV)

Damn, that one guy WAS lucky.

Not the thing for me today - one of my kids is driving back from NoVA to Ohio post spring-break. She was way south of all that and avoided the worst of the weather, fortunately.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 28, 2022 03:54 PM (dfRN6)

405 I could be wrong but, I am beginning to suspect that DeSantis has aspirations for higher office and thinks that doing what his voters want just might get him there.
__________________

An idea so crazy it just might work!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:55 PM (ItAg0)

406 You're only as old as who you feel.

Posted by: Lincoln Project at March 28, 2022 03:55 PM (XHhHI)

407 "Josh Brolin's Charred Taint" sounds like a commenter nick from here.

I could be wrong but, I am beginning to suspect that DeSantis has aspirations for higher office and thinks that doing what his voters want just might get him there.

Maybe. Or maybe this is from the heart. I don't care why, I only care about the results, and I want him to stay where he is to provide leadership and an example, not be a lame duck destroyed politician if he even somehow won the presidency.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 03:55 PM (KZzsI)

408 So Biden didn't say something that could cause WWIII.. He was just "impassioned"

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 03:55 PM (J8ILO)

409 "You aren't doing anything. You only do what the customers want." The meeting went silent and I knew I had the power at that point.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 28, 2022 03:52 PM (iDcra)

Ooh. The rarely seen self-beating with the clue bat.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 28, 2022 03:56 PM (SH2Zi)

410 I take it none of this will dim the enthusiasm for Disney output, parks, etc? I mean, especially among the "normals" and probably right here? Sportzball and Disney. Nothing they do can drive away their base.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2022 03:56 PM (OTzUX)

411 This weekend I had a drunk family friend tell me they had gone down the road of her daughter wanting to transition into a boy, but at the last minute she had found a boyfriend and it was all good.
___________

My neighbors' daughter was all-in on softball in HS, then suddenly dropped it like a bad habit when boys started walking her home. Hmmmm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:56 PM (ItAg0)

412 Remember the clip of Jeff Sessions smacking Gropey Joe's hand away from Sessons's granddaughter, and then getting in between them.

Sessions may be a useless old senile fuck, but he knows what o'clock it is when it comes to Gropey Joe.

https://tinyurl.com/abycbj4c

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 28, 2022 03:56 PM (bW8dp)

413 TBF its not a lie, if you believe it.
Posted by: George Costanza philosophy student and future sec of state at March 28, 2022 03:43 PM (T+0Ka)

It's even worse than that, because had Biden's remarks been echoed in Euro capitals after he uttered them, he would have doubled-down today. The only reason he's claiming he never did was because Biden's wannabe Churchill/Reagan moment went over like a wet fart over the weekend.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2022 03:56 PM (Rl7KJ)

414 When I was six, I thought Dale Evans was the bomb.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022


***
Fortunately for you, your interest was in Dale, not Buttermilk.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 03:56 PM (txdEq)

415 My self-hatred manifested while I was still in elementary school, and I was utterly socially retarded. There was mostly ostracism with a healthy dash of hatred. Good fucking times.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 03:54 PM (II3Gr)

You ate paste, didn't you.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 28, 2022 03:57 PM (SH2Zi)

416 Well I'm here among friends so this is as good a place as any to "come out":

I am attracted to Scottish redheads named Karen Gillan.

Wow, that does feel better.

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 03:57 PM (od2jl)

417 I get it, some people really are born with an inclination toward some things that are aberrant or perverted....

Like murder. Or rape. Or arson, theft, generalized violence, extortion, bullying, genocide...
That's why we have prisons and electric chairs.
Behave yourself. Control your self. Or you get one of the above.

Not a fucking parade.

Posted by: Shania Twain at March 28, 2022 03:57 PM (MFphb)

418 Forget classroom cams.

Molesting children is a sacred right like free tampons for men that menstruate.

Posted by: MJ at March 28, 2022 03:57 PM (zwDuR)

419 So Biden didn't say something that could cause WWIII.. He was just "impassioned"
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 03:55 PM (J8ILO)



Calling for the murder of the head of a sovereign nuclear power is just Joeplomacy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 03:57 PM (yQpMk)

420 Fortunately for you, your interest was in Dale, not Buttermilk.
-----------------------
There are credible stories of Roy buggering the horses. Just sayin. Cowboying is a lonely profession.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 03:57 PM (D8mow)

421 It's hard to think of a teacher saying something more sick than "if you want to stop me from grooming your children, you're gonna have to kill me".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2022 03:57 PM (lgeFv)

422 OT.

Late to party.

Will Smith had a grand opportunity to debunk the angry black male stereotype. I should have walked up to Chris Rock and whispered that he should "apologize to my wife now. If you don't, I'm gonna bitch slap you on live TV."

Instead we get the story of Obama. Dig that hole deeper.

SOSDD.

Posted by: golfman at March 28, 2022 03:58 PM (hOMhY)

423 Well I'm here among friends so this is as good a place as any to "come out":

I am attracted to Scottish redheads named Karen Gillan.

Wow, that does feel better.
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 03:57 PM (od2jl)




There's an unguent for that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 03:58 PM (yQpMk)

424 Remember the "OK Boomer" comments that were supposed to be hurtful? Try "OK Groomer" for any left wing sexual stance.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2022 03:59 PM (iOYJn)

425 To the Groomer Teacher in the TikTok:

If my hair was as spindly and lifeless as yours, I'd want someone to put me out of my misery as well.

Good God, Groomer...buy a wig! Get hair implants, shave your head and claim alopecia, it's trendy right now.

Do some farking thing. You fail at life.
Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2022 03:10 PM

Careful, xhe might have a Willy Smith beard at home!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2022 03:59 PM (GwxCX)

426 410 I take it none of this will dim the enthusiasm for Disney output, parks, etc? I mean, especially among the "normals" and probably right here? Sportzball and Disney. Nothing they do can drive away their base.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2022 03:56 PM (OTzUX)

Unfortunately, the truly devoted will not be swayed, even if it runs counter to their proclaimed beliefs. And they will tell you to go fuck yourself when you point out the incongruity.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 03:59 PM (II3Gr)

427 Governor DeSantis should put out a reward of 1000. to report anyone trying to groom students. They then need to be fired.
Posted by: redridinghood


Ready!

Posted by: mikeski's discount cannons and woodchippers, LLC at March 28, 2022 03:59 PM (P1f+c)

428 It's probably just an algorithm.
Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2022 03:54 PM (XHhHI)

Send up the Pixy light.

Posted by: golfman at March 28, 2022 03:59 PM (hOMhY)

429 Puddin, even if sarcastic, GFY

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 28, 2022 03:59 PM (QZ/dC)

430 I was around trueblues this weekend and the only thing they care about is Ginny Thomas.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 28, 2022 03:59 PM (ZZK0E)

431 Now we know why Donald Duck doesn't wear pants.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2022 03:59 PM (GwxCX)

432 315 Nice little pile up on I81 in PA.
Link goes to rumble.
Viewer warning, while it's not a graphic video, three people died. 1 lucky guy cheated death about the 40 second mark.

https://tinyurl.com/yckusv6j
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 28, 2022 03:41 PM (jTmQV)

Damn, that one guy WAS lucky.
___________
Pro tip: always move UP TRAFFIC from any stopped vehicle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:59 PM (ItAg0)

433 @greg_price11 35m

Doocy: "The big things you say on the world stage keep getting walked back."

Biden: "What's getting walked backed?"

(Doocy ) : You told troops they are going to Ukraine, the U.S. would use a chemical weapon, and called for regime change in Russia.

Biden: "None of the 3 occurred."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2022 04:00 PM (p6Md5)

434 > When I was six, I thought Dale Evans was the bomb.

She was pretty hot, as I recall.

Maryanne, Samantha the witch, Jeannie the genie, Elly May Clampett, Agent 99, Marcia Brady (and Mrs. Brady too, for that matter... the original MILF).

I didn't know exactly what it was they had, but I knew they had something going on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 28, 2022 04:00 PM (bW8dp)

435 There are credible stories of Roy buggering the horses. Just sayin. Cowboying is a lonely profession.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 03:57 PM (D8mow)


Sometimes, after a few drinks, my loneliness would drive me into the "arms" of NellyBelle.

Posted by: Pat Brady at March 28, 2022 04:00 PM (FJYfm)

436
You ate paste, didn't you.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 28, 2022 03:57 PM (SH2Zi)

No, although I recall others doing so around me. Perhaps I should've just eaten the paste if for no other reason than fitting in.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 04:00 PM (II3Gr)

437 My neighbors' daughter was all-in on softball in HS, then suddenly dropped it like a bad habit when boys started walking her home. Hmmmm.
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Did she wear a bow in her hair while playing softball?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 04:01 PM (D8mow)

438 Sleepy Joe just said we have to show what we believe in, FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY.

I literally laughed my lunch beer out.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 28, 2022 04:01 PM (iDcra)

439 I went to school when teachers could still administer corporal punishment. My fifth grade teacher had a three hole paddle that allowed less wind resistance.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 04:01 PM (/ijUi)

440 What the hell is going on in these schools?!
* * *

Brainwashing.

They're brainwashing the kids to believe that there is something wrong with them if they're NOT gay or "trans-sexual" or pansexual or some other type of non-heterosexual.

That's why you see 2/3 of the brainwasher's students declaring themselves not heterosexual, when ordinarily in a population that size, only one (at most) would actually be.

But when you teach kids from a very young age that there is something wrong and icky and uncool about being heterosexual, and that all the coolest and most popular kids are gay or bi or trans or pan or whatever, then we all know what the kids are going to want to be.

Kids are very susceptible to social pressure. And teachers (and Disney) know this all too well.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 04:02 PM (k4dH2)

441 437 Did she wear a bow in her hair while playing softball?

and was it a crossbow or a longbow?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 28, 2022 04:02 PM (sGtp+)

442 I finally asked my son who has a "Disney wife" - those that go every year and have since childhood, when enough was going to be enough? They ain't going this year

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 28, 2022 04:02 PM (QZ/dC)

443 No, although I recall others doing so around me. Perhaps I should've just eaten the paste if for no other reason than fitting in.
==
that's how you get 20/32

Posted by: full circle everybody, full circle at March 28, 2022 04:02 PM (2zvNp)

444 439 I went to school when teachers could still administer corporal punishment. My fifth grade teacher had a three hole paddle that allowed less wind resistance.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 04:01 PM (/ijUi)

So did I. I also found teachers and school administrators to be capricious, sadistic assholes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 04:02 PM (II3Gr)

445 lunch beer


I like the cut of your jib.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 04:03 PM (yQpMk)

446 I honestly do not understand why Christians and conservatives have anything to do with Disney. None of the values match, and in face, Disney is working against our values.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 28, 2022 04:03 PM (BjGT6)

447 350 Is that right? The thing is lesbians typically are not as wildly promiscuous as male homosexuals.
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These are CDC stats from before Biden. The percentage increase over gay males was startling to me. Don't know what the CDC says today given its penchant for lying of late.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (D8mow)


Lesbians have typically had more male partners than straight women. And STDs tend to affect women more than men.

I have a theory that sleeping around tends to cause a woman to develop disgust for men.

Posted by: Emmie at March 28, 2022 04:03 PM (6RgRK)

448 > I like the cut of your jib.

Lunch beer needs to be a heartier brew than breakfast beer, though not quite as full-bodied as dinner beer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 28, 2022 04:03 PM (bW8dp)

449 Sleepy Joe just said we have to show what we believe in, FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 28, 2022 04:01 PM (iDcra)

Checks watch.

Yep its an election year.

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 04:03 PM (MC62L)

450 Ever notice that all these leftist trannies, gays, queers, or whatevers have nothing else to talk about?

It is literally the only thing in their lives.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 28, 2022 04:03 PM (Y5qcH)

451 Lots of teachers hate their kids. This is a known thing FFS.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022 03:04 PM (44ww/)


Most people hate some people they work with.

I hate most kids that are not my own. But I do my best to protect them and not actively harm any children. Teachers can dislike/ despise/ hate kids all they want as long as they do not harm kids by word, deed, or look. Better they leave for a different career.

Posted by: rd at March 28, 2022 04:03 PM (Z32m1)

452 When I was six, I thought Dale Evans was the bomb.

She was pretty hot, as I recall.

Maryanne, Samantha the witch, Jeannie the genie, Elly May Clampett, Agent 99, Marcia Brady (and Mrs. Brady too, for that matter... the original MILF).

I didn't know exactly what it was they had, but I knew they had something going on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 28, 2022

***
Same here. Though by the time of Agent 99, I had a pretty darn good idea.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 04:04 PM (txdEq)

453 OUT: United States of America
IN: Divided States of Kiddy Diddlers

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 28, 2022 04:04 PM (BvNzB)

454


More teachers have tasted fourth grade dick than any other group in America. It's how I got my start!

Posted by: Ed Gein, white meat enthusiast at March 28, 2022 04:04 PM (ha01i)

455 446 I honestly do not understand why Christians and conservatives have anything to do with Disney. None of the values match, and in face, Disney is working against our values.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 28, 2022 04:03 PM (BjGT6)

Because I CAN CHOOSE WHATEVER ENTERTAINMENT I WANT! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

/sarc

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 04:04 PM (II3Gr)

456 I have a theory that sleeping around tends to cause a woman to develop disgust for men.

Posted by: Emmie at March 28, 2022 04:03 PM (6RgRK)

Yes. Sleeping around and marriage.

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 04:04 PM (MC62L)

457 Biden: "None of the 3 occurred."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2022 04:00 PM (p6Md5)
........

81. million. ballots.

My 90 year old Mom told me yesterday she thinks they will try to steal the next election too. Wheeee.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 04:04 PM (v0R5T)

458 I had always been paddled by women in elementary school so I thought I was tough. The first whacking I got in Junior High was from a grown man with a sawed off boat oar.

I eyes watered so much I was damn near balling.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 04:04 PM (yQpMk)

459 My neighbors' daughter was all-in on softball in HS, then suddenly dropped it like a bad habit when boys started walking her home. Hmmmm.
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Did she wear a bow in her hair while playing softball?
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 04:01 PM (D8mow)
_________
I dunno. I never saw her play. She's a sweet girl, but her suddenly dropping her passion for softball baffled her mom. I had a pretty good idea of what had happened.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 04:05 PM (ItAg0)

460 @greg_price11 35m
Doocy: "The big things you say on the world stage keep getting walked back."
Biden: "What's getting walked backed?"
(Doocy ) : You told troops they are going to Ukraine, the U.S. would use a chemical weapon, and called for regime change in Russia.
Biden: "None of the 3 occurred."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2022 04:00 PM (p6Md5)



"Mr. President, I'm going to play these 3 videos on this here iPad what will show you exactly saying those things.
And show that you are lying right now, to the American people."

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2022 04:05 PM (LV9Tl)

461 How easy it would be to make a campaign ad of Slo Joe lying. Just cut clips of him saying the 3 things, Doocy asking about it and him saying it didn't occur. Biden, Doocy, didn't occur, Biden, Doocy, didn't occur. I shoulda learned about tech, maybe when I hit 29 + 1.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2022 04:05 PM (lgeFv)

462 Damn, that one guy WAS lucky.
___________
Pro tip: always move UP TRAFFIC from any stopped vehicle.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:59 PM (ItAg0)

And stupid. Jeez.

And I drive I-95 everyday. Pennsylvanian's are the worst speeders followed by NJ.

Posted by: golfman at March 28, 2022 04:05 PM (hOMhY)

463 I saw Capricious Sadistic Assholes open for Fine Young Cannibals at Wembley in '89.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 28, 2022 04:05 PM (T8gyh)

464 I have a theory that sleeping around tends to cause a woman to develop disgust for men.

Posted by: Emmie at March 28, 2022 04:03 PM (6RgRK)

Of course it's OUR fault.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 28, 2022 04:05 PM (SH2Zi)

465 These are CDC stats from before Biden. The percentage increase over gay males was startling to me. Don't know what the CDC says today given its penchant for lying of late.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 03:46 PM (D8mow)

Was it broken down by the specific STD?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 04:06 PM (u5NuV)

466 They ain't going this year
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 28, 2022 04:02 PM (QZ/dC)

Is that because of inflation and the prices or because of the Disney hysteria about the Parental Rights Bill?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 04:06 PM (GezNK)

467 Yes. Sleeping around and marriage.
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 04:04 PM (MC62L)

But mostly marriage. Wedding cake kills sex drive and sends contempt into overdrive.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 04:06 PM (II3Gr)

468 I didn't know exactly what it was they had, but I knew they had something going on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 28, 2022
____________

That was my reaction to Dale Evans. I was confused, but intrigued, as a six year old.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 04:06 PM (ItAg0)

469 > Though by the time of Agent 99, I had a pretty darn good idea.

She often gets overlooked in the lists of Hot '60s TV Chicks, but IMO she was one of the hottest.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 28, 2022 04:06 PM (bW8dp)

470 429 Puddin, even if sarcastic, GFY
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Not being sacastic. The story was relayed to me by a woman who grew up and around Roy/Dale. She was a horsey girl. At first, I didn't believe her. Then her look told me there something to it. I didn't bother wanting know more cuz I grew up watching Roy every Saturday morning as a kid.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 04:06 PM (D8mow)

471 I have a theory that sleeping around tends to cause a woman to develop disgust for men.
==
Hmm. Welp, my theory is that its not sleeping around, its marriage that tends to cause a woman to develop disgust for men.
a feminist

Hmm. Welp, i'm pretty its the media/culture.
a older dude

Posted by: here we go at March 28, 2022 04:06 PM (vLo13)

472 @greg_price11 35m
Doocy: "The big things you say on the world stage keep getting walked back."
Biden: "What's getting walked backed?"
(Doocy ) : You told troops they are going to Ukraine, the U.S. would use a chemical weapon, and called for regime change in Russia.
Biden: "None of the 3 occurred."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2022 04:00 PM (p6Md5)


"Mr. President, I'm going to play these 3 videos on this here iPad what will show you exactly saying those things.
And show that you are lying right now, to the American people."
Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2022 04:05 PM

Did Doocy say that last part about the I-pad?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2022 04:06 PM (GwxCX)

473 We're on our way to Universal Orlando right now for a week.

I lived in Orlando for a long time. Universal's a much better park in terms of rides and stuff. DisneyWorld's main benefit is the Disney characters and that sort of thing, but you really only need to see it once.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2022 04:07 PM (ZGrMX)

474 "It's probably just an algorithm."

Chakra inducing.

Posted by: Algore at March 28, 2022 04:07 PM (vrz2I)

475 Dropping sports as a teenager is very common in both boys and girls.

Esp. in those who showed some promise and are pushed very hard. They get burned out.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2022 04:07 PM (LV9Tl)

476 I take it none of this will dim the enthusiasm for Disney output, parks, etc? I mean, especially among the "normals" and probably right here? Sportzball and Disney. Nothing they do can drive away their base.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2022 03:56 PM (OTzUX)


I think Disney at this point relies on money from international tourists.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 28, 2022 04:07 PM (wmDcS)

477 I went to school when teachers could still administer corporal punishment. My fifth grade teacher had a three hole paddle that allowed less wind resistance.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
===

Sixth grade teacher had one that hung up behind his desk. He called it "The Star of David" as it had a Star of David on it. Wherever lines crossed was a hole to decrease air resistance and raise welts.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 28, 2022 04:07 PM (iDcra)

478 Though by the time of Agent 99, I had a pretty darn good idea.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 04:04 PM (txdEq)
........

Yeah we used to make fun of Maxwell Smart. "Why is he not boinking her?"

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

479 I had that Little Mermaid VCR cover where the towers on the underwater castle really did look like penises. I thought it might be worth something someday, but it got thrown away after Katrina.

It wasn't even a judgement call. Those were clearly dicks. Disney has put out some weird shit sometimes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 28, 2022 04:08 PM (Y5qcH)

480 And I drive I-95 everyday. Pennsylvanian's are the worst speeders followed by NJ.
Posted by: golfman at March 28, 2022 04:05 PM (hOMhY)
___________

People in St. Louis used to do 65 mph on the freeway in blizzards. I guess the idea was safer to get home sooner, but I thought it was madness.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 04:08 PM (ItAg0)

481 Brainwashing.

They're brainwashing the kids to believe that there is something wrong with them if they're NOT gay or "trans-sexual" or pansexual or some other type of non-heterosexual.

That's why you see 2/3 of the brainwasher's students declaring themselves not heterosexual, when ordinarily in a population that size, only one (at most) would actually be.

But when you teach kids from a very young age that there is something wrong and icky and uncool about being heterosexual, and that all the coolest and most popular kids are gay or bi or trans or pan or whatever, then we all know what the kids are going to want to be.

Kids are very susceptible to social pressure. And teachers (and Disney) know this all too well.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 04:02 PM (k4dH2)


The Forever War by Haldeman. A few thousand years later, Homosexuality is normal. He is a weird hetero guy.

Posted by: rd at March 28, 2022 04:08 PM (Z32m1)

482 "Mr. President, I'm going to play these 3 videos on this here iPad what will show you exactly saying those things.
And show that you are lying right now, to the American people."
Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2022 04:05 PM



and just like that, the clips were gone from YouTube.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 04:08 PM (yQpMk)

483 "Mr. President, I'm going to play these 3 videos on this here iPad what will show you exactly saying those things.
And show that you are lying right now, to the American people."
Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2022 04:05 PM

Did Doocy say that last part about the I-pad?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2022 04:06 PM (GwxCX)


No. That was just a dream. A beautiful, beautiful dream.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2022 04:08 PM (LV9Tl)

484 House votes 424 to 8 to put sanctions on Russia
The 8? All the most rabid pro trumpers.

Posted by: Kurt at March 28, 2022 04:08 PM (wqSLr)

485 *starts putting together "The Big Book of Demons", for The Burning Times*

Death by fire will be on the menu.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2022 04:09 PM (pZq2R)

486 459 My neighbors' daughter was all-in on softball in HS, then suddenly dropped it like a bad habit when boys started walking her home. Hmmmm.
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Did she wear a bow in her hair while playing softball?
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 04:01 PM (D8mow)
_________
I dunno. I never saw her play. She's a sweet girl, but her suddenly dropping her passion for softball baffled her mom. I had a pretty good idea of what had happened.
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Watching College Girls Softball you will notice some players wearing bows. My understanding is these are the hetero players. No bow - gay.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 04:09 PM (D8mow)

487 I eyes watered so much I was damn near balling.

Getting hit made you play basketball?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2022 04:09 PM (ZGrMX)

488 Now do a flag burning.
No, not that one.
The rainbow one.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 28, 2022 04:09 PM (jYQlA)

489 Thanks for the clarification, Disney. I now know to never purchase your products. I have the previous century's decent work your namesake did on DVD, no need to spend a dime more.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2022 04:09 PM (5kI0z)

490 Why would anyone send their children to one of these horrible schools?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2022 04:09 PM (XSRBF)

491 Though by the time of Agent 99, I had a pretty darn good idea.
*
She often gets overlooked in the lists of Hot '60s TV Chicks, but IMO she was one of the hottest.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 28, 2022


***
She admitted in a TV Guide interview that the "bedroom eyes" look that worked so well for her as a TV ad model and as 99 was really the result of being nearsighted. I found that charming even then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 04:09 PM (txdEq)

492 Posted by: Kurt at March 28, 2022 04:08 PM (wqSLr)

=======

Regional conflict.

I don't give a shit about it.

Let Germany sort it out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 04:09 PM (LvTSG)

493 Nothing quite as satisfying as a good piece of hickory.
Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 03:51 PM

===

I've got a Louisville Slugger available.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:54


Those are ash, I believe.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 28, 2022 04:09 PM (a3Q+t)

494 Shut up, Dunce.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 04:09 PM (yQpMk)

495 Yeah we used to make fun of Maxwell Smart. "Why is he not boinking her?"
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 04:07 PM (v0R5T)
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The characters did eventually get married.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 28, 2022 04:09 PM (T8gyh)

496 > He is a weird hetero guy.

The other troops refer to him as "the old queer", as I recall.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 28, 2022 04:10 PM (bW8dp)

497 Dropping sports as a teenager is very common in both boys and girls.

Esp. in those who showed some promise and are pushed very hard. They get burned out.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2022 04:07 PM (LV9Tl)
____________

I think my neighbors' daughter was getting pressured/ recruited for lesbian shit, and bailed out for that reason. She was apparently pretty good, and used to practice all the time in their backyard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 04:10 PM (ItAg0)

498 439 I went to school when teachers could still administer corporal punishment. My fifth grade teacher had a three hole paddle that allowed less wind resistance.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 04:01 PM (/ijUi)

So did I. I also found teachers and school administrators to be capricious, sadistic assholes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 04:02 PM (II3Gr)

I should have finished my thought that it ended in good part because of parental rights.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 04:10 PM (u5NuV)

499 I have a theory that sleeping around tends to cause a woman to develop disgust for men.

Posted by: Emmie at March 28, 2022 04:03 PM (6RgRK)
........

You can only stand so many hairy balls.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 04:10 PM (v0R5T)

500 Yeah we used to make fun of Maxwell Smart. "Why is he not boinking her?"
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 04:07 PM (v0R5T)


The old "gun in the vag" trick? I never thought of that. Good idea, Chief.

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at March 28, 2022 04:10 PM (FJYfm)

501 well...I hope someone is cutting ads...put pelosi and biden around the necks of every dnc candidate in the midterms.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 28, 2022 04:10 PM (ZZK0E)

502 No. That was just a dream. A beautiful, beautiful dream.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2022 04:08 PM

I hope he plays it for the Covid Princess Psaki.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2022 04:10 PM (GwxCX)

503 My 90 year old Mom told me yesterday she thinks they will try to steal the next election too. Wheeee.
___________

Why wouldn't they do it again?

There are many trillions of dollars at stake, huge amounts of power, and not a single person involved in making the 2020 election theft happen has suffered any consequences. The only people who have suffered at all are the people who objected to the theft.

So why the hell wouldn't they do it again? Like Harry Reid said after he knowingly, and falsely, lied in front of the t.v. cameras and said Romney didn't pay any taxes: "It worked, didn't it?"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 04:10 PM (k4dH2)

504 I went to school when teachers could still administer corporal punishment. My fifth grade teacher had a three hole paddle that allowed less wind resistance.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Heh, you had Mrs. McGarvey for 5th grade too?

Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2022 04:10 PM (ou23q)

505 491 Though by the time of Agent 99, I had a pretty darn good idea.
*
She often gets overlooked in the lists of Hot '60s TV Chicks, but IMO she was one of the hottest.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 28, 2022

***
She admitted in a TV Guide interview that the "bedroom eyes" look that worked so well for her as a TV ad model and as 99 was really the result of being nearsighted. I found that charming even then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 04:09 PM (txdEq)
____________

She was apparently also very bright, which is a turn-on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 04:10 PM (ItAg0)

506 I honestly do not understand why Christians and conservatives have anything to do with Disney. None of the values match, and in face, Disney is working against our values.
Posted by: TecumsehTea
___

My wife (that's conservative) gets irate at my boycotts for the whole family. Thinks I take things too seriously.

It seems like our side just never takes politics nearly as seriously as the other side. We're just supposed to be endlessly treated like a punching bag and we're "weird" if we don't want to give money to people that hate us.

Like when it was time to get new cleats for my daughter, I said Adidas instead of Nike.

Truthfully, every Fortune 500 firm is now woke.

Posted by: Blago at March 28, 2022 04:11 PM (PwNLq)

507 Panetta is incapable of formulating a complete sentence. Another fucking imbecile.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 28, 2022 04:11 PM (S3EUx)

508 >>>Thanks for the clarification, Disney. I now know to never purchase your products. I have the previous century's decent work your namesake did on DVD, no need to spend a dime more.

Posted by: Thomas Paine


Same. I will never support Disney ever again, and will never go to their theme parks or see their films.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2022 04:11 PM (XSRBF)

509 I honestly do not understand why Christians and conservatives have anything to do with Disney. None of the values match, and in face, Disney is working against our values.

Its the same for most entertainment, all sports, etc. Look how many hapless idiots and losers tune into the Superbowl like its some kind of religious rite every year, no matter how badly the NFL craps on them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 04:11 PM (KZzsI)

510 Of course it's OUR fault.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 28, 2022 04:05 PM (SH2Zi)


Well, not exactly. When a woman sleeps around, she can start to feel like she's being used and exploited. That's the kind of situation she is cultivating for herself.

So, you can blame it on the woman for putting herself in that situation, or you can blame the men involved for exploiting it, or you can blame both.

Posted by: Emmie at March 28, 2022 04:11 PM (6RgRK)

511 Though by the time of Agent 99, I had a pretty darn good idea.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022
........
Yeah we used to make fun of Maxwell Smart. "Why is he not boinking her?"
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022


***
Eventually he married her. But let's face it, Max was not the brightest bulb on the porch. Brave and intrepid (well, most of the time), and loyal, but no Mensa member.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 04:12 PM (txdEq)

512 I've got a Louisville Slugger available.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 03:54

Those are ash, I believe.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 28, 2022 04:09 PM (a3Q+t)
___________

They are, but ... close enough.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022 04:12 PM (ItAg0)

513 She often gets overlooked in the lists of Hot '60s TV Chicks, but IMO she was one of the hottest.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 28, 2022 04:06 PM (bW8dp)

Diana Rigg
Julie Newmar

Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2022 04:12 PM (88xKn)

514 Getting hit made you play basketball?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2022 04:09 PM (ZGrMX)



It was a "five lick" offense as I recall. The first one startled me, the second made my ass feel numbed, the third put a stop to that, the fourth and fifth were just more pain than I had up until then experienced, and I had experienced broken bones before then.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 04:12 PM (yQpMk)

515 489 Thanks for the clarification, Disney. I now know to never purchase your products. I have the previous century's decent work your namesake did on DVD, no need to spend a di

--

but their streaming service has all your favorite globohomo superhero movies

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 28, 2022 04:12 PM (ZZK0E)

516 Your public schools have become Marxist Seminaries

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 04:12 PM (2JoB8)

517 Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted.

-Some Stupid Old White Russian

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 04:12 PM (dPnSM)

518 Truthfully, every Fortune 500 firm is now woke.


This. The Woke Kult act like parasites. They get in on the inside of company's (HR usually) and feed off it until it's destroyed or taken over.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 04:12 PM (sAmhv)

519 It seems like our side just never takes politics nearly as seriously as the other side. We're just supposed to be endlessly treated like a punching bag and we're "weird" if we don't want to give money to people that hate us.

Lefty boycotts aren't that serious either. Nobody's gone bankrupt over political boycotts. You have to piss off the vast creamy middle, like Gillette did, to hurt your balance sheet.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2022 04:13 PM (ZGrMX)

520 Kurt is full of shit. House did f'k all today:

https://live.house.gov/

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 28, 2022 04:13 PM (Y5qcH)

521 Careful. Speculation about Roy and his horse could be triggering.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2022 04:13 PM (a3Q+t)

522 Your public schools have become Marxist Seminaries

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 04:12 PM (2JoB

Emphasis on the Semin

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 04:13 PM (dPnSM)

523
She was apparently also very bright, which is a turn-on.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2022


***
Look for Barbara Feldon's turn as an U.N.C.L.E. office-drone translator who longs for a spy adventure, "The Never-Never Affair." One of the best MfU episodes, and it probably led to her casting as 99.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 04:14 PM (txdEq)

524 Kurt is full of shit. House did f'k all today


It is always safe to assume that the Dunce is wrong.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 04:14 PM (yQpMk)

525 518 Truthfully, every Fortune 500 firm is now woke.


This. The Woke Kult act like parasites. They get in on the inside of company's (HR usually) and feed off it until it's destroyed or taken over.
---------------------
They are doing this to qualify for Larry Finks special financing. Blackrock is really Too Big To Fail at this point.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 04:14 PM (D8mow)

526 > Diana Rigg
> Julie Newmar

Also high on the list, for sure.

Eartha Kitt was hot as the "other" Catwoman, too.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 28, 2022 04:14 PM (bW8dp)

527 Playing devil's advocate, I don't think all these teachers want to sleep with their kids. I DO think they are not getting enough validation from other adults in the real world, so they are using impressionable and vulnerable kids as emotional support peacocks. To feel better about themselves and feel like they are making a difference for LGBT kids. Being that teacher they wished they had for their rainbow journey, and ignoring any potential harm they leave in their wake.

I can't think of one teacher I had in elementary school where I felt like they needed my love or affirmation to feel validated. That was not the point of school. Somewhere along the way the roles of teacher and student got very messed up.

Posted by: LizLem at March 28, 2022 04:15 PM (+mkOR)

528 Greg Price @greg_price11; 49m
Doocy: "The big things you say on the world stage keep getting walked back."

Biden: "What's getting walked backed?"

Doocy: You told troops they are going to Ukraine, the U.S. would use a chemical weapon, and called for regime change in Russia.

Biden: "None of the 3 occurred."

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 04:15 PM (UHVv4)

529 527 Doesn't Di$ney's copyright on that filthy rat go into public domain soon? That will be fun to play with.
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 28, 2022 04:15 PM (V3EEC)

======

2024.

But that's only Steamboat Willie. Steamboat Willie didn't have gloves. Mickey Mouse has gloves.

There's a difference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

530 Disney's 'Family Channel' was the raunchiest grooming set of TV shows I've ever seen. And that's just going by their promos I saw watching other shows .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 04:15 PM (u5NuV)

531 495 Yeah we used to make fun of Maxwell Smart. "Why is he not boinking her?"
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 04:07 PM (v0R5T)
-----------
The characters did eventually get married.
___________

If they remade Get Smart today, Agent 99 would announce that she's a lesbian or a pansexual, and Maxwell would be going through his "transition" to Maxine and would spend all his time taking selfies of himself in his newest sparkly tutu's and stiletto heels to post on Instagram.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 04:15 PM (k4dH2)

532 513 Diana Rigg
Julie Newmar

Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2022 04:12 PM (88xKn)

514 It was a "five lick" offense as I recall.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 04:12 PM (yQpMk)

Need to find a way to combine these two comments into one Super Comment.

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 04:16 PM (P78HD)

533 So, you can blame it on the woman for putting herself in that situation, or you can blame the men involved for exploiting it, or you can blame both.

Posted by: Emmie at March 28, 2022 04:11 PM (6RgRK)

It was a joke. But thanks for explaining your theory, which makes sense, because if all you are looking for are casual hookups, you're not really going to get the cream of the crop.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 28, 2022 04:16 PM (SH2Zi)

534 The weird thing about Disney embracing all manner of gay shit is that it will absolutely hurt the company.

But they don't seem to care. So why should anyone else?

Posted by: MJ at March 28, 2022 04:16 PM (zwDuR)

535 327 Omg. Biden just lied to the world again.

What did he say this time?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 03:32 PM (8/9Tc)

He said he did not say what everyone heard him say
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TBF its not a lie, if you believe it.

Posted by: George Costanza philosophy student and future sec of state at March 28, 2022 03:43 PM (T+0Ka)


FJB's standard operating procedure to cover his ass when he says something stupid. Deny he said it, then attack the questioners. "Do you speak English, Fat?" "How did you become a reporter when you don't understand English?" "Did you listen to what I actually said? What did I say? Wrong, I did not say that."

Posted by: Gref at March 28, 2022 04:16 PM (AMIL/)

536 > Yeah we used to make fun of Maxwell Smart. "Why is he not boinking her?"

Barbara Eden had to do everything Larry Hagman commanded.

But they didn't boink until they got married.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 28, 2022 04:16 PM (bW8dp)

537 528 Doocy: You told troops they are going to Ukraine, the U.S. would use a chemical weapon, and called for regime change in Russia.

Biden: "None of the 3 occurred."
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 04:15 PM (UHVv4)

=======

Bill Kristol is going to call this genius after he called Biden's call for regime change in Russia genius.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

538 She often gets overlooked in the lists of Hot '60s TV Chicks, but IMO she was one of the hottest.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 28, 2022
*
Diana Rigg
Julie Newmar
Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2022


***
I don't think Mrs. Peel and Catwoman are ever overlooked. Speaking of Emma Peel, that's a good question, whether she and John Steed were ever lovers. I like to think they once were, but found, strangely, that they worked together better as friends; but a layer of affection and attraction was still there, and can be seen in some episodes. She clearly is very fond of Steed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 04:16 PM (txdEq)

539 Man, this horde knows some trivia!

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 04:16 PM (v0R5T)

540 Biden: "None of the 3 occurred."

The thing is, he probably genuinely believes that. My mom is 87 years old and she'll forget stuff she said in the middle of a conversation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 04:17 PM (KZzsI)

541 yeah, gee, it's weird that the news calls the bill not by its name, or the name we give it, but only by the name the left (polling at 30%) gives it

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 28, 2022 04:17 PM (ZZK0E)

542 >>>Disney's 'Family Channel' was the raunchiest grooming set of TV shows I've ever seen. And that's just going by their promos I saw watching other shows .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter


Look at all the little kids that turned into hot messes after a stint with Disney.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2022 04:17 PM (XSRBF)

543 20 of 32 4th graders coming out to you is still not good enough?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 04:17 PM (j+V3a)

544 https://tinyurl.com/yckusv6j
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 28, 2022 03:41 PM (jTmQV)


omg

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 28, 2022 04:18 PM (lCui1)

545 She clearly is very fond of Steed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 04:16 PM (txdEq)
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She knew that he preferred his tea stirred anti-clockwise.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 28, 2022 04:18 PM (T8gyh)

546 I would really like to know which AISD school this is so I can pull my child if necessary.

Posted by: Caiwyn at March 28, 2022 04:18 PM (+dHQK)

547 3 stages of courtship and marriage.

1 - Engagement Ring

2 - Wedding Ring

3 - Suffering

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 28, 2022 04:19 PM (flINI)

548 Playing devil's advocate, I don't think all these teachers want to sleep with their kids.

No, I agree. Some, perhaps many do, but the others are just convinced they're freeing the slaves, they're liberating women, they are fighting the great civil rights battle of our time against horrible evil people who for once aren't Democrats.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 04:19 PM (KZzsI)

549 "The weird thing about Disney embracing all manner of gay shit is that it will absolutely hurt the company."

Materially? Seems unlikely. But I don't follow that industry at all.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2022 04:19 PM (OTzUX)

550 534 The weird thing about Disney embracing all manner of gay shit is that it will absolutely hurt the company.

But they don't seem to care. So why should anyone else?
Posted by: MJ at March 28, 2022 04:16 PM (zwDuR)

They have had an all-fag day every year for about 20 years now. They are all in on homosexuality. Nothing about kids, mind you. Just homosexuality.

Have yet to see their all-hetero days.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2022 04:19 PM (okGHj)

551 She clearly is very fond of Steed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022
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She knew that he preferred his tea stirred anti-clockwise.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 28, 2022


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Aha! Proof of intimacy right there!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 04:19 PM (txdEq)

552 I would really like to know which AISD


Probably evergreen for all of them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 04:19 PM (J8SYq)

553 Hey Blurt, the EU hasn't (as of yet) stopped receiving oil and gas from Russia. Does that make them "rapid pro-Trumpers"?

When the March 31st deadline for the EU nations to pay for their Russian oil and gas in rubles comes and the EU complies, will that make them "rapid pro-Trumpers".

Fuckin' idiot.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2022 04:19 PM (Rl7KJ)

554 Early Mickey was more rat-like; and they changed the eyes. I seem to recall some early, German tin-plate Mickey toys being discussed on the U.S. or Brit Antiques Roadshow.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 04:19 PM (UHVv4)

555 518 Truthfully, every Fortune 500 firm is now woke.


This. The Woke Kult act like parasites. They get in on the inside of company's (HR usually) and feed off it until it's destroyed or taken over.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 04:12 PM (sAmhv)

And it's not just them. Woke shit and diversity programs are the new TQM/re-engineering/Six Sigma. EVERYBODY'S doing it because everybody else is doing it, even though it's retarded and destructive.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 04:19 PM (II3Gr)

556 Incredible video particularly in light of Biden bringing us to the edge of WWIII.

Trump made this happen when almost everyone said it was impossible.

https://tinyurl.com/4ybdz859

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 04:20 PM (ZLI7S)

557 Biden: "What's getting walked backed?"

Doocy: You told troops they are going to Ukraine, the U.S. would use a chemical weapon, and called for regime change in Russia.

Biden: "None of the 3 occurred."
____________

Doocy left one out: when Biden invited the invasion by saying the U.S. would be okay with a "minor incursion" by Russia.

But I guess in Slow Joe's dementia-addled brain, that didn't happen either.

Somebody should tell Joe that just because he can't remember what he said last week or yesterday or a minute ago, that doesn't mean he didn't say it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 04:20 PM (k4dH2)

558 547 3 stages of courtship and marriage.

1 - Engagement Ring

2 - Wedding Ring

3 - Suffering
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 28, 2022 04:19 PM (flINI)

Sorry your wife never learned to give a blow job. I guess maybe she wasn't inspired by you, at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2022 04:20 PM (okGHj)

559 > Look at all the little kids that turned into hot messes after a stint with Disney.

For sure.

I think there were one or two that went down a bad road back in the days of Walt himself, but most of them turned out normal.

It's hard to think of any who didn't go bad in modern times.

All the kids on Little House on the Prairie seem to have turned out normal, too.

I've heard, but have not confirmed, that Michael Landon would not allow the Little House kids to play with the Different Strokes kids at the studio.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 28, 2022 04:20 PM (bW8dp)

560 Laurie Partridge and Marsha ( Marcia) Brady

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 04:20 PM (u5NuV)

561 I have had as little to do with Disney as possible. Never been to their theme parks and aside from seeing some kids movies produced by Disney until about 2012 or so that's about it. If they have a streaming service I don' have it because I don't do steaming.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 04:20 PM (GezNK)

562 Watching College Girls Softball you will notice some players wearing bows. My understanding is these are the hetero players. No bow - gay.

Posted by: Puddinhead
===

Mrs. Jukin played softball at the city level since she was in high school. We called is 10 Dyke Stickball. Because there are 10 women. But in truth most liked the D. Probably only 30% dykes... but that was 15 years ago and the higher you go the more dykes there are.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 28, 2022 04:20 PM (iDcra)

563 It was a joke.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 28, 2022 04:16 PM (SH2Zi)


Thanks for your explanation as well. Sometimes at the HQ we get a little "He-Man Woman-Haters Club" going on.

Posted by: Emmie at March 28, 2022 04:20 PM (6RgRK)

564 Try to change your shampoo to a company that doesn't treat you like a dead-end, and you find out that it's the same two or three companies that make everything under whatever brand name.

The culture war can be won, but in spite of giving money to people who hate us. Not unrelated, we have to tackle the industry gatekeeping that makes local or national brands uncompetitive against Globo-gym.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022 04:21 PM (44ww/)

565 Careful. Speculation about Roy and his horse could be triggering.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Roy actually was born and grew up in Cincinnati.

Which didn't stop him from being a great guy.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at March 28, 2022 04:21 PM (tjZg/)

566 I just don't buy that a given individual is "born" into aberrant behavior. IMO, there is something in childhood or early adolescence that triggers it. Certainly not postulating anything new here.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 28, 2022 04:22 PM (Xrfse)

567 Thanks for your explanation as well. Sometimes at the HQ we get a little "He-Man Woman-Haters Club" going on.
Posted by: Emmie

Usually, that's only the ones we've been married to.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 04:22 PM (egg9a)

568 Laurie Partridge and Marsha ( Marcia) Brady
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022


***
Susan Dey as Laurie. That show was hot when I was a senior in high school. She was just my type and only a year older than I was. Years later she tried a full-on comedy, Love and War, with Jay Thomas, and she just wasn't funny.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 04:23 PM (txdEq)

569 549 "The weird thing about Disney embracing all manner of gay shit is that it will absolutely hurt the company."

Materially? Seems unlikely. But I don't follow that industry at all.
____________

It has already hurt the Disney stock price.

Disney was near $200 per share last year. It's currently trading in the $130's.

There WILL be shareholder lawsuits coming over this bullshit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 04:23 PM (k4dH2)

570 They have had an all-fag day every year for about 20 years now. They are all in on homosexuality. Nothing about kids, mind you. Just homosexuality.

Have yet to see their all-hetero days.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2022 04:19 PM


I hate Disney. I have not given them any money for twenty years. However, in fairness, the alphabet people set that day up originally without Disney's consent. If I were planning a trip, I would like to know what day to avoid.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 28, 2022 04:23 PM (EughT)

571 The perverts are mad about this bill, they know they can work around it. They're really mad that it gives parents a reason to push back and speak up. They went full throttle on the grooming because they thought they had the parents beat down and scared to say anything.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 28, 2022 04:24 PM (Y5qcH)

572 Sometimes at the HQ we get a little "He-Man Woman-Haters Club" going on.

Yeah exactly. I'm willing to buy that some of the horde wives aren't very nice or good to their husbands, God knows I dated a few women that ended up like that. But the constant drumbeat of marriage as misery and complaining about wives here is not only annoying and counterproductive, but makes me wonder if maybe its not ENTIRELY all on the wife.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 04:24 PM (KZzsI)

573 The problem is that they (Disknee) is that their pedo tentacles are in a ton of shit. Streaming services etc. They own a lot more than the mouse. I don't have the time to look but I know they own a bunch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2022 04:24 PM (GwxCX)

574 566 I just don't buy that a given individual is "born" into aberrant behavior. IMO, there is something in childhood or early adolescence that triggers it. Certainly not postulating anything new here.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 28, 2022 04:22 PM (Xrfse)

I have yet to meet a boy who thinks, "Wow I'd really like to take one up the backside." Not on his own.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2022 04:24 PM (okGHj)

575 All the kids on Little House on the Prairie seem to have turned out normal, too.

I've heard, but have not confirmed, that Michael Landon would not allow the Little House kids to play with the Different Strokes kids at the studio.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia



Landon seemed a decent guy. He certainly knew how to choose roles. He was in some long running series; Bonanza, Little House on the Praire, and Highway to Heaven.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 04:24 PM (sAmhv)

576 The great roaming plains of Cincinnati, yes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022 04:24 PM (44ww/)

577 South Park, Season 13, Episode 1, "The Ring"

Instead of getting caught on a hot mic Disney is proclaiming it openly.

Posted by: Sam at March 28, 2022 04:25 PM (ohyxL)

578 Sorry your wife never learned to give a blow job. I guess maybe she wasn't inspired by you, at all.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2022 04:20 PM (okGHj)

Ouch... It was a joke.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 28, 2022 04:25 PM (flINI)

579 EVERY day is hetero white male day! Didn't you get the woke memo?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 04:25 PM (II3Gr)

580 Sometimes at the HQ we get a little "He-Man Woman-Haters Club" going on.

Also "He-Hetero-Kill-All-The-Gays Club". ATC just vented about us doing that on this thread on Twitter.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2022 04:25 PM (ZGrMX)

581 Playing devil's advocate, I don't think all these teachers want to sleep with their kids.
===

Right. I know only 95% of teachers give the rest a bad name.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 28, 2022 04:26 PM (iDcra)

582

I went to a Catholic grade school and pretty sure one of the newer teachers, a younger woman, was hitting on the football players. Wearing low cut dresses.

I dont recall a single gay kid in all my years back then...

Wonder what happened.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 28, 2022 04:26 PM (XnbJC)

583 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 04:24 PM (KZzsI)

Thanks, Christopher and Emmie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 04:26 PM (GezNK)

584 Honestly, I think Jan Brady was much more fuckable than Marsha.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 04:26 PM (D8mow)

585 Also "He-Hetero-Kill-All-The-Gays Club". ATC just vented about us doing that on this thread on Twitter.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2022 04:25 PM (ZGrMX)

That's a bit of a reach. Kill the child predators and groomers, sure.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 04:27 PM (II3Gr)

586 578 Sorry your wife never learned to give a blow job. I guess maybe she wasn't inspired by you, at all.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2022 04:20 PM (okGHj)

Ouch... It was a joke.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 28, 2022 04:25 PM (flINI)

Maybe not so funny considering the 'ettes here are all really good people, and mostly married.

You may have noticed it was a zinger, not a "get off the blog" notice. Not to worry.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2022 04:27 PM (okGHj)

587 There's also way to much Rhode Island hate. I realize it's just jealousy rearing it's ugly head but your words are hurtful.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 04:27 PM (ZLI7S)

588 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 04:24 PM

My wife is awesome! Perfect? No, neither am I. But I love her and marrying her was the best thing to ever happen to me. 26 years and still going. Sure we have our ups and downs, but she's still my girl and still makes me smile all the time. Bonus, she puts up with me

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2022 04:27 PM (GwxCX)

589 538. Speaking of Emma Peel, that's a good question, whether she and John Steed were ever lovers. I like to think they once were, but found, strangely, that they worked together better as friends; but a layer of affection and attraction was still there, and can be seen in some episodes. She clearly is very fond of Steed. - Wolfus Aurelius

Clearly, strong attraction and affection. I rather thought there was more going on between them, too. But I secretly hoped not, because (slicks hair down and straightens tie), I was hoping one day - when I got my driver's license and a job - I'd have a shot at her, myself.

Posted by: Paco at March 28, 2022 04:28 PM (njExo)

590 Nood. Emails about things that the MSM assures me don't exist.

Posted by: Bete at March 28, 2022 04:28 PM (F9322)

591 540 Biden: "None of the 3 occurred."

The thing is, he probably genuinely believes that. My mom is 87 years old and she'll forget stuff she said in the middle of a conversation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 04:17 PM (KZzsI)


I believe that explains some of his foot-in-mouth escapades. He means to say X, but his mental ability is so low now that he cannot verbally communicate what he means to say. He fills in the gaps by lapsing into campaign-speak and Senate Floor-speak modes. Telling people what he thinks they want to hear. That Putin needs to be removed. That the 82nd Airborne will get a chance to see how brave the Ukrainians are, first-hand. "Don't Jump!" was probably meant to be a joke, but he can't tell jokes anymore, at least not ones he's used for 50 years. He BELIEVES he said what he meant to say or to not say. Some of the time. Most of the time he's simply lying to cover what he now realizes was an incredibly stupid statement.

Posted by: Gref at March 28, 2022 04:28 PM (AMIL/)

592 584 Honestly, I think Jan Brady was much more fuckable than Marsha.
_____________

Marcia always struck me as kinda frigid. Very prissy and uptight.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 04:29 PM (k4dH2)

593 >>> The weird thing about Disney embracing all manner of gay shit is that it will absolutely hurt the company

John Nolte had a good article on how Disney's support of grooming is a game changer and will hurt them.

Some parents I know said they didn't like Turning Red. It had a dark feel to it, it talked about subjects like periods way before they want to have that discussion, and it promotes child rebellion against parents in ways they might hurt them (sneaking out to a concert and it's condoned.) they won't let their kids watch it again.

Lassiter would fix this, he always put story above message, but they canceled him.

Posted by: LizLem at March 28, 2022 04:29 PM (+mkOR)

594 Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2022 04:27 PM (GwxCX)

Awww. That's nice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 04:29 PM (GezNK)

595 I just don't buy that a given individual is "born" into aberrant behavior.

I believe there is all sorts of damage and messed up things people are born with. Blindness, missing parts, insanity, etc. Among those drawbacks are, I believe, sexual perversions and inclinations which are problematic, and insanity like that which leads people into becoming serial kills. We live in a sinful, broken, accursed world filled with briars and thorns. None of us are born without flaws. Some are just more awful or prominent than others.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 04:29 PM (KZzsI)

596 but makes me wonder if maybe its not ENTIRELY all on the wife.
==
the grass is always greener

except once you hop over the fence

its hard to explain it to someone who hasn't been there but mostly, the culture doesn't really do much to explain how much effort is involved. I mean courtship is pretty easy. Its like vacation. Marriage is work.

Also, you are no longer one person. If the other half is having problems, those problems are your problems. Unless "your" problems are "your" problems according to the other. Then that's a bigger problem. All this is a lot neater in the explanation than it is in the actual living.

Posted by: here we go at March 28, 2022 04:29 PM (SpxVx)

597 587 There's also way to much Rhode Island hate. I realize it's just jealousy rearing it's ugly head but your words are hurtful.
Posted by: JackStraw



Drove through it once, a few years ago. It was nice. Not an Island though. False advertising.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 04:29 PM (sAmhv)

598 Honestly, I think Jan Brady was much more fuckable than Marsha.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022


***
I went to high school with a girl who was a ringer for Eve Plumb, Jan Brady. She always had a boyfriend, or I'd have asked her out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 04:30 PM (txdEq)

599 >>>Sorry your wife never learned to give a blow job. I guess maybe she wasn't inspired by you, at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK

>Oof! Chris Rock, is that you?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 28, 2022 04:30 PM (S3EUx)

600 Growing up in the 70s, Disney was not a notable brand, with the exception of the occasional Bambi rerelease and Song of the South.

I was raised more on AC/DC more than Disney. I know Big Balls by heart. And while Mother Meanie hid behind the curtain I turned out OK. I mean, I comment here.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 28, 2022 04:30 PM (WWEIB)

601 Gah, I had no idea they were bringing heavy equipment into the back yard on the grass. A dang track hoe.

Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2022 04:30 PM (ou23q)

602 Clearly, strong attraction and affection. I rather thought there was more going on between them, too. But I secretly hoped not, because (slicks hair down and straightens tie), I was hoping one day - when I got my driver's license and a job - I'd have a shot at her, myself.
Posted by: Paco at March 28, 2022


***
Yeah, well, Mrs. Peel's long-thought-dead husband eventually came back. Damn.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 04:31 PM (txdEq)

603 587 There's also way to much Rhode Island hate. I realize it's just jealousy rearing it's ugly head but your words are hurtful.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 04:27 PM (ZLI7S)

Why bother hating something imaginary?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 04:32 PM (II3Gr)

604 Also "He-Hetero-Kill-All-The-Gays Club". ATC just vented about us doing that on this thread on Twitter.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2022 04:25 PM (ZGrMX)

That's a bit of a reach. Kill the child predators and groomers, sure.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 04:27 PM (II3Gr

I predicted to myself she would go there. I've seen it happen before.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 04:33 PM (u5NuV)

605 >>Drove through it once, a few years ago. It was nice. Not an Island though. False advertising.

It's many islands.

Come and visit. We have lobster.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 04:34 PM (ZLI7S)

606 Marcia always struck me as kinda frigid. Very prissy and uptight.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 04:29 PM (k4d

Heh in real life she was just the opposite. Especially for a little bit of blow.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 04:35 PM (u5NuV)

607 Also "He-Hetero-Kill-All-The-Gays Club". ATC just vented about us doing that on this thread on Twitter.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2022 04:25 PM (ZGrMX)

That's a bit of a reach. Kill the child predators and groomers, sure.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 04:27 PM (II3Gr

I predicted to myself she would go there. I've seen it happen before.
==
Doesn't exactly make you the Amazing Kreskin. Everybody saw it coming. One of the reasons there were rules about "things" is because if there aren't things like this happen. I'd rather not have to talk about anything to do with sex at all. Ever. I don't want to hear about what everybody else thinks, does or wants. I don't think its an interesting public conversation. YET HERE WE ARE.

Posted by: No kidding at March 28, 2022 04:37 PM (+ABHd)

608 These pedo groomers need to be removed from teaching children, given tattoos like an unpopular gang, and incarcerated as sex criminals... in the general population...

Posted by: setnaffa at March 28, 2022 04:39 PM (gtYIl)

609 That's a bit of a reach. Kill the child predators and groomers, sure.

There were definitely comments in this thread about making gays illegal and "Muslims were right", which isn't a positive outcome for them.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2022 04:39 PM (ZGrMX)

610 Posted by: No kidding at March 28, 2022 04:37 PM (+ABHd

Uh my point is it was an overreaction which I assume you disagree. Just another issue to take a side.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 04:41 PM (/ijUi)

611 There were definitely comments in this thread about making gays illegal and "Muslims were right", which isn't a positive outcome for them.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2022 04:39 PM (ZGrMX)

There was ONE comment on the Muslims. Still a reach.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 04:43 PM (II3Gr)

612 I don't believe that 20/32 number.

Either that teacher doesn't teach math, which means xhe has no idea how fractions work, or xhe does teach math, which means xhe has no idea how fractions work.

Posted by: @irishmikecomedy at March 28, 2022 04:56 PM (qs/1s)

613 I have an alternate proposal to these teachers: You don't discuss sex with my kids ever for any reason, and if you do, you get immediately fired.

Seriously - WHEN did it become okay for teachers to discuss sex with grade school kids? Any sort of sex?

Posted by: Inspector kemp at March 28, 2022 05:16 PM (+DS2f)

614 Rhode Island is a made up Hollywood state. Like West Dakota and Vermont.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 05:19 PM (yQpMk)

615 Perhaps the law should have been named the "Stop Child Abuse" law.

Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at March 28, 2022 05:26 PM (oMkPq)

616 Perhaps those with their panties in a wad over its name should have read the bill.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 05:38 PM (GezNK)

617 "Why are gay people always dancing?"

Jock itch.

Posted by: Ma Duece at March 28, 2022 05:48 PM (0dmP2)

618 Can parents in Austin order a psychiatric evaluation of that teacher with 20 students who have "come out" to her/him for Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy?

Posted by: KT at March 28, 2022 05:55 PM (0ghg2)

619 Enough with the faggotry already.

Posted by: Dr. Zoidberg at March 28, 2022 06:01 PM (LaNzR)

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Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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