The Morning Report

The Morning Report - 3/28/22

Good morning, kids. The start of a new week, and Saturday night at the chez is steak and a movie night, usually featuring some form of escapist fare like a classic comedy or musical. In this case, the classy, elegant and legitimately funny Cary Grant, Myrna Loy and Melvyn Douglas in Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House. But as if to slap me upside the head (yes, an ironic metaphor) this morning, barely 75 years, yet a nightmarish mirror universe later, I wake up to vermin like Amy Schumer, Wanda Sykes and Will Smith debasing themselves on national television. The former two vomiting up inanities about perhaps the last refuge of sanity in a disintegrating nation, Florida, and the latter near the end of the interminable night charging the stage and slapping another overpaid, barely literate degenerate because he made a crack about his wife.

Like virtually every other cultural/entertainment enterprise that devolved into house organs of socialist totalitarianism, the Oscars have lost about 90% of its viewing audience in the past 15 or so years so few, except the sub-literate and masochistic were watching. I mean, who wants to willingly sit through three hours of having the moral equivalent of Slumdog Cerberus Tomas Torquemada berating you about being racist, sexist, bigoted, homophobic and stupid, just to be rewarded by watching Will Smith smacking Chris Rock? Bad enough if it was spontaneous; worse would be if it was staged. How low we have sunk.

Meanwhile, in another part of the forest, the Delaware Demento installed into the Oval Office via a stolen election went off script and/or off his meds and in essence all but declared war on Russia. Vladimir Putin controlled - and nuclear-armed - Russia. And that sent his handlers into a full-on panic.

“For God’s sake, this man cannot remain in power,” Biden said at the conclusion of his speech, referring to Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Biden’s quip prompted [junta] officials to scramble and walk back his comment in an effort to reassure the world that the United States was not calling for regime change in Russia.
Axios cites “a top official” who confirmed the line was not on Biden’s prepared text or on his teleprompter. The Washington Post cited “a person familiar with the speech” who also said Biden’s line was not planned. . .
. . . On Friday, Biden suggested American troops were on their way to Ukraine before the White House clarified his remarks. On Thursday, Biden vowed to respond “in-kind” if Putin decided to use chemical weapons, prompting the White House to explain the United States would not use chemical weapons. . .
, , , “We do not have a strategy of regime change in Russia or anywhere else, for that matter. In this case, as in any case, it’s up to the people of the country in question. It’s up to the Russian people,” Secretary of State Tony Blinken said at a news conference in Jerusalem.

I guess Blinken was channeling Whoopi the Fat Albert Speer. "It wasn't 'cannot remain in power-power!"

Of course, the press is happy to play mop-up. Some were calling this Biden’s “tear down this wall” moment before the White House’s embarrassing walk-back. The Washington Post writeup gently, and comically, referred to Biden’s “sometimes inarticulate rhetoric.” Sometimes??
Yet the problem here isn’t his confusion, but his fundamental insincerity.
As a senator and vice president, Joe Biden got away with saying whatever felt effective in the moment, whether it was promising orderly Supreme Court confirmation hearings, vowing to pass a given bill or committing to not letting his family merchandize his role as veep.
But he was time and again just telling his audience what he thought it wanted to hear, so he could move on to his next round of pitching bull. Because senators and veeps don’t actually have much individual power, he got away with it.
The president of the United States, however, is the most powerful guy on the planet; his words matter. The job’s a terrible fit for a career con man.

Since the end of World War Two, with the exception of Barack Obama and Jimmy Carter (and you could arguably throw in JFK during the Cuban Missile crisis) the United States was never in a position that it was not steering events in the wake of an international crisis, or at least had some modicum of control so as to contain it. With Biden, the lights are on and nobody's home. Whoever is pulling this decrepit, decaying criminal's strings - Klain, Jarrett, Obama, whoever, or some combination - the longer they keep him in the role of figurehead, the more his mind and body disintegrates. Whatever chemical cocktail of Risperidone and Mementine washed down with two scoops of pralines 'n Lomotil ain't cutting it, folks.

He's out of control and the only thing preventing absolute disaster is that Putin understands that Biden is a liar and a crook, only interested in his own accrual of personal power and monetary gain. The problem is, what was expected to be a 48-hour anschluss of Ukraine has turned into a nearly month-long bloody battle that has severely mauled the Russian armed forces (yes, the suffering of innocent Ukrainians is duly noted) and left Putin with Fabergé egg on his face. Hopefully, Putin reads Biden correctly but even he has to wonder whether or not it was the dementia talking smack or Biden tipping his hand. Can the Klain Kalorama Komintern be that stupid as to let Biden in on what they really intend to do seeing how he shoots his mouth off wherever he goes?

The good news seems to be that Zelensky is open to surrendering the Donbas to Russia as a means to stop the fighting. Will Putin accept it, declare victory and lick his wounds? Let's hope so. I don't know that Putin would use nukes; that is I hope he doesn't. But given if things do get out of hand, Russia certainly has the means to launch a massive cyberattack on us if he really feels backed into a corner. But given the fact that China's economy is inextricably linked to our own, one wonders whether they would allow Putin to do that, assuming they have sway over him. Then again, the dollar is about to be supplanted by the yuan as the world's reserver currency, along with petrodollars being replaced by petro-yuan.

Friend and friend of the blog Michael Walsh is sounding the alarm bell.

The [so-called quote-unquote "president"] of the United States, Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., who is 79 years old and suffering from senile dementia at the end of a long life of bullying, lying, boasting, conniving, grifting, grafting, and living off the public tit to an extent indecent even by Washington standards, declared war on Russia on Friday. In the course of a typically blustering, hectoring speech, the senescent Biden went off script and interpolated the following peroration: "My God, this man cannot remain in power."
To which the only proper response is: "My God, this man cannot remain in the Oval Office." Joe Biden needs to be removed from the White House as soon as possible, before his failing mind, his erratic behavior, and his proven lack of character get us all killed. The question is, is there enough political will in the capital to do what needs to be done? . . .
. . . During his long occupation of a Senate seat, Biden served for many years on the foreign-relations committee, and learned all the wrong lessons without acquiring an ounce of real-world savvy. . .
. . . For 50 years this creepy blowhard has been dining out off his dead wife and daughter, and more recently, a dead son, parlaying sympathy votes into a lifetime sinecure. Now, by accident/design/hook/crook he's Potus. And God help us, by calling for regime change in Moscow, he's just given the Russians a causus belli, should they choose to accept it. They would be perfectly within their rights to do so under the laws of war.

Walsh is of course correct in that Biden has got to go. But, that of course raises perhaps more problems than it solves.

The stumbling block, of course, is what would come after him should he be removed via the 25th amendment or suffer an unfortunate act of God or simply reach the end of his rapidly diminishing physical and mental capacity: President Kamala Harris. A vapid affirmative-action female-type person without the slightest aptitude for any job she's so far been handed by the Democratic establishments in California and D.C., she very likely would be even worse than her current boss, at least for the short time she, too, would hold office.

The problem, though isn't just Kamala or, Lord forbid, Pelosi. The problem is aside from one or two people who are reasonably sane in the Democrat Party, they are on the outs. In any case our entire government is completely out of order and on a mission to subjugate the American citizenry or destroy them in the process.

Agreed that Biden has got to go. But the ideologues that used him as their stooge/puppet are just as dangerous insofar as their ideology is as toxic as a "president" with dementia. He may not know what he's saying but they sure as hell do.

And you can't 25th Amendment all of DC, including the Pentagon and DOJ.

The End of America: 100 Days That Shook the World available here.

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

"You use it every day, and the government owns it. What better vehicle for bureaucrats to make you do what they want?"
If You Want to Control People, Here's What You Go For
Lloyd Billingsley: “The Grapes of Wrath, winner of two Academy Awards, casts a shadow backward and forward. Biden is making it relevant again."
From Depressionist to Stalinist
Roger Kimball: "Our rulers think they have anesthetized those portions of the population they have not simply bought off. They might find that there is quite a lot of jump left in the frog yet."
Of Boiling and Jumping Frogs
Victor Davis Hanson: "When ideologues demand power but cannot achieve it politically because they are cruel ideologues, expect more of their insanity to follow."
The Sheer Madness of Today’s Left
"The Biden [junta] is considering implementing digital money. Before anything like that happens, a constitutional amendment is necessary to protect the citizenry from abuse." (as if they'll not just declare a state of emergency and deem it passed via executive action, just for "two weeks" - jjs)
Digital Money and Liberty

RUSSIA-UKRAINE WAR

"The stunning reported development came as Ukraine’s top military-intelligence official said he believes Russia is backing off taking the country’s capital of Kyiv to instead focus on the southern and eastern portions of the country — to try to split the nation into two."
Ukraine is Willing to Compromise on Donbass to End War: Zelensky

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Michael Walsh: ". . . by calling for regime change in Moscow, he's just given the Russians a causus belli, should they choose to accept it. They would be perfectly within their rights to do so under the laws of war."
No Country for Old Men
Robert Spencer: "Why did he tell U.S. troops what they’ll see when they get to Ukraine?"
Did Biden Just Commit Us to World War III?
"He made a statement that was either dead wrong or supposed to be a secret — and either way, that's terrifying."
The Terrifying Moment Someone Switched Biden's Brain Off in Poland
"Biden’s quip prompted [junta] officials to scramble and walk back his comment in an effort to reassure the world that the United States was not calling for regime change in Russia."
Reports: Joe Biden’s Call for Regime Change in Russia Not Part of Prepared Speech
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green: "The solution to the Ukraine mess is not sending jets and establishing no-fly zones that guarantee our participation in a devastating worldwide war. The solution is the negotiating table and peace."
Americans Deserve Better
“In the moment, I think that was a principled, human reaction to the stories that he had heard that day, but no, as you heard from Secretary [Antony] Blinken and others, the U.S. does not have a policy of regime change in Russia, full stop,” Smith said.
NATO Ambassador Praises Biden’s "Pitch Perfect" Speech -- Then Immediately Walks Back His Calls For Regime Change
I hope to G-d that a seriously mauled and angry Putin sees this.
Biden's Call for Putin's Ouster is the Latest Sign That None of His Words Mean a Damn Thing

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"The performance of his troops notwithstanding, Putin’s war has become cheaper and is funded by those who directly or indirectly dismantled Western Europe’s hydrocarbon infrastructure."
The West Is All Bark, No Bite
"Russian generals are believed to have moved closer to front lines in Ukraine to boost troop morale, according to the report."
Russian General Killed Near Southern Ukrainian City Of Kherson
"I think framing it as democracy versus autocracy drives the Chinese closer to the Russians and makes it difficult for some of our own allies who are autocrats to stand with us.”
Obama’s CIA Director: Biden’s Remark "Strengthens Putin at Home," Makes It Hard For Opposition To Form
"Biden said if other countries don’t agree, then Ukraine should at least be added to attend the group meetings, per Just the News."
Biden Suggests Russia be Removed from G20
"It’s obvious and shouldn’t need saying, but the distortion of common sense by manipulative media means not enough people are hearing it."
Opposition to Starting WWIII Doesn’t Make You Pro-Putin, It Just Means You’re Sane
"The answer is something that would require nothing short of a political miracle. The answer is for our politicians, especially our [so-called quote-unquote "president"], to decide that saving their face is not worth the price losing more Ukrainian lives. Unfortunately, I’m not in the habit of betting on miracles, only hoping for them."
America's Domestic Politics Hampers Ability to End Ukraine War
"Is it somewhat of a Potemkin village?"
The Russian Military: Hype Versus Reality
"Those are Russian intelligence personnel, and they keep an eye very closely on their opportunities to have influence on U.S. opportunities and access." (I smell a false flag brewing - jjs)
NORTHCOM General: 'The Largest Portion of (Russian) GRU Members in the World Is in Mexico Right Now'
"Russian philosopher Alexander Dugin may or may not have Vladimir Putin’s ear, but his philosophy of Eurasianism is worth understanding."
A Civilizational War?
DEMOCRAT WAR ON OIL, THE ECONOMY, STUPID
"Growing the supply chain in foreign countries for EV’s without a corresponding growth in demand or an effective way to transport via cargo ships those vehicles built in countries far removed from American ports, could be an economic disaster in the works."
Will Oversupply of Foreign EVs and Lack of Demand Set Off the Next Global Financial Shock?
"The U.S. economy is not a bastion of market freedom but is in fact rife with collusion between government and those businesses most unscrupulous in playing the game."
Fake Capitalism Is a Primary Enemy Today
"We have only ourselves to blame for our current gasoline pricing."
How Presidents [legitimate and otherwise] Influence Gas Prices
“We haven’t had a federal lease sale in North Dakota in over a year,” Republican North Dakota Rep. Kelly Armstrong, a member of the House Energy and Commerce Energy Subcommittee, told the Daily Caller News Foundation in an interview. “These are real things — that you are sending signals, not just to energy companies, but also to Wall Street.”
How Biden Raised Gas Prices Without Anyone Noticing
Daniel Greenfield: "Bill Clinton shut down uranium mining and encouraged the Russians to dump uranium here."
How Democrats Made America Dependent on Russian Uranium
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM
"Just another UN plan to transfer wealth from prosperous countries to the politically connected in corrupt nations."
The UN Plans to Roll Out “Global Early-Warning Systems” for “Extreme Weather”
"If not a return to coal, oil and gas, then the door will be open wide to nuclear. As for electrifying transport, there’s been rapid growth but from a nothing base."
Supply and Demand Will Undo the Great (Climate) Reset
John Stossel: "The poor pay the biggest price."
Renewable Failure
CIVIL WAR 2.0: LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, CAPITOL HILL BLACK WEDNESDAY PROTEST AFTERMATH, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
J. Christian Adams: "It’s a shame that in 2022, America is at a point where it appears lawyers at the Department of Justice are abusing power and playing games in court pleadings to crush the foe of another angry father." (a shame? It's a freaking nightmare! - jjs)
Secret Seizure of James O'Keefe Cloud Email, Abusive DOJ Lawyers and a Vindictive Father President
"Fortunately, the law does not agree."
Project Veritas’ Lawyers Respond To DOJ Letter
"Matthew Perna endured unspeakable suffering at the hands of the imposing state. Now he's dead — and others face the same fate."
The January 6 Witch Hunt Kills a Good Man
"I don’t think what your spouse says should recuse you, whether it’s in the Legislative Branch or the Judicial Branch. That would be a new precedent."
Worthless RINO Scumbag Rob Portman: Ginni Thomas’ Texts "Might Be an Issue" for Justice Thomas if Before SCOTUS
"Raging impeachment addiction."
Jonathan Turley Flames the Left Over Calls To Impeach Justice Clarence Thomas
Clarice Feldman: "The Supreme Court deals the congressional enemies of Donald Trump a setback."
Even Republican Presidents Would Seem to Have a Right to Free Speech
"The Jan. 6 Committee claims to be above the law as it executes a digital Watergate demanding supporter data from the RNC."
Jan. 6 Committee Claims Its "Digital Watergate" is Above the Law
"When Republicans, as predicted, regain control of the House and Senate this November, they will be expected to fulfill a dual mandate." (which they won't, thanks to McConnell and McCarthy, a corrupt DOJ and a propaganda complex that will scream "witch hunt" non-stop - jjs)
What Happens When a GOP Majority Can Investigate the Jan. 6 Committee?
AMERICA, AND THE WORLD, IMPRISONED: CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS
Brian C. Joondeph, M.D.: "From '15 days to slow the spread' to mask mandates changing as fast as the weather, reality and science was whatever those in power declared it to be. Now they're talking boosters . . ."
How Many Chinese COVID Booster Shots Will Finally Be Enough?
"The masks are off in NYC—but for how long?"
The Chinese COVID Fight Ahead
"Looking back on two years of the Pandemic, which moments -- which decisions, which deceptions, which outrages -- merit the [Chinese] COVID Hall of Shame?"
The Chinese COVID Hall of Shame -- So Far
Eric Adams is a scumbag.
Major City WON’T Rehire Unvaccinated Workers
"The lockdown state has the blessing of the multitudes. When exfiltration is not possible, there is little option for the remnant but to resist inwardly and refuse to give consent to their political abusers."
The Pandemic State Is Here to Stay
"The evidence in favor of a fourth dose of Chinese Covid vaccine is thin."
Rush to Approval
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
Thad McCotter: "Oregon’s new educational standards constitute a subversive attack on the familial, moral, and political foundations of our nation."
RFK Loses Oregon—Again
"A Stacey Abrams group had the Atlanta public schools on their string, indoctrinating school kids into thinking voter integrity laws passed by elected leaders were discrimination and suppression."
Tank Abrams is Coming for Your Kids
"Peter Vlaming was a successful French teacher in the West Point School District in Virgina in 2018, until he was fired for refusing to use male pronouns demanded by a female student."
Pushback: Lawsuit by Teacher Fired for His Opinions to Be Heard by VA Supreme Court
Wisconsin’s bill mandates that parents have “the right to review all medical records related to the child, unless specified otherwise in law or court order,” “the right to determine the names and pronouns used for the child while at school,” and “the right to review instructional materials and outlines used by the child’s school.”
Wisconsin’s "Parent Bill Of Rights" Would Allow Parents To Sue Schools That Exploit Kids
“Our lawyer” Ron Coleman cross-examined me on his Coleman Nation podcast about Legal Insurrection’s history, copyright trolls, how “intellectual property” litigation threats are used to silence political speech, repressive Big Tech, and the toxic campus atmosphere.
Campus Culture: “you have about 10% of the student body who controls the other 90%, mostly through internet shaming”
"Apparently they're too dense to understand they're being manipulated by student activists who feign offense."
College Officials: The Most Witless People on Earth
AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
" Title 42 has been responsible for the expulsion of roughly 1.7 million migrants as the Biden [junta] faces an unprecedented surge at the southern border. Advocates say it is an effective deterrent for those seeking to enter the country without humanitarian justification."
Over Dem Objections, Biden Junta on Track To End Pandemic Policy That Allows Swift Deportation of Migrants
"One reasonable explanation is because it would counter the narrative that endless vaccines and boosters is your patriotic duty."
Why Aren’t the FDA and CDC Informing the Public About Documented Adverse Events After mRNA Injections?
THE 2020 ELECTION HEIST AND AFTERMATH
"This private organization, with ties to Zuckerberg’s CTCL, gained access to absentee ballots and edged public officials out of the election process."
Zuckerberg-Connected Nonprofit Helped Shift Michigan’s 2020 Voting Rules
OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY
"Middle East Studies Association accuses Jewish state of human rights abuses, calls to boycott Israeli universities."
Professors Who Teach Courses on Israel Endorse Academic Boycott of Israel
"Justice Samuel Alito is calling on the Supreme Court to stop it."
Secularists Target the Employment Practices of Religious Organizations
BIDEN CRIME FAMILY REVELATIONS
Robert Spencer: "The people who should be investigating him impartially are for the most part politically compromised and hyper-partisan themselves. But this revelation is just one more indication of how broad and deep the corruption is in Washington."
Hunter Biden’s Laptop Contained Defense Department "Encryption Keys"
"The Delaware-based charity, which was started in honor of President Biden’s late son, got an infusion of $1.8 million from the Biden Foundation before that group shut down in 2020, according to the charities’ latest tax filings."
Report: Beau Biden Charity Takes in Millions, Spends Fraction on Helping Children
"There is an inevitable price to pay for tolerating corruption."
The Corruption of the Biden Junta Is Now in Plain Sight
Miranda Devine: "Hunter Biden’s former best friend, Devon Archer, has been betrayed and abandoned by the Biden family — and who could blame him for feeling aggrieved? . . . For an aspirational middle-class kid from Long Island, the friendship with a wealthy trust-funder and son of one of the most powerful politicians in the world seemed a blessing. But it ended up destroying his life."
Bidens Silent as Son's Former Friend and Business Partner Faces Prison, Financial Ruin
POLITICS
"This sort of Republican leadership is a no-squish zone."
Ron DeSantis Deployed States’ Rights, and His Popularity Soared
"What Glenn Youngkin achieved in Virginia can be done across the country, and not just against Democrats."
The Heartland’s Red State Rebellion Against the Establishment
Joe Biden is not getting the “Rally around the president” poll numbers that have almost always appeared when the United States gets involved in a military conflict. While there are no active-duty troops involved, the U.S. has taken a very visible role in combating Putin and his expansionist policies.
Biden's Polls Drop Again Despite Strong Support for Russia Sanctions
"The 2022 midterms may bring a 'red wave,' but until the Uniparty is defeated, there will be no peace."
The Hostile Takeover of the Republican Party Will Continue
"Less than seven percent of American voters identify as being ' liberal.' Yet, thanks to the unbridled use of political blackmail, the hard left have set the American political agenda since 2009."
Political Blackmail Empowers the American Left
Broyles, who was running in Oklahoma's Fifth Congressional District, earned national infamy last month when reports broke that she railed at children while heavily intoxicated at a sleepover to which she was invited. According to accounts from mothers at the party, Broyles made one girl cry when she called her an "acne fucker," called another a "Hispanic fucker," and called a third girl a "judgy fucker." She also reportedly vomited into a laundry basket and onto one girl's shoes.
Oklahoma Dem Who Drunkenly Bullied Tweens Ends Campaign
"The coming election cycles are shaping up to vindicate the die-hards who refused to be gaslighted under the most daunting of circumstances."
How the "Trump Won" Movement Will Be Vindicated
"The Constitution brings us as close to justice as we can hope to get this side of Heaven." (it's a shame no one follows it anymore - jjs)
Fundamental Fairness
SUPREME COURT VACANCY
"According to Joe Biden, Jackson possesses a 'brilliant legal mind.' But she can’t even define 'woman.'”
Ketanji Jackson Is the Best Candidate for Democrats But the Worst for America
"Are you going to be able to define harmful chemicals, if you’re not a chemist?” (like carbon dioxide, for example? - jjs)
ND Sen. Cramer: "It's a Pretty Serious Problem" That Judge Jackson Cannot Define the Word "Woman"
“I actually don't know the answer to that question — I'm sorry — I don't."
Daniel Greenfield: Ketanji Brown Jackson Puts the Moral Poverty of Identity Politics on Display
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
It means he's up to his cornrows in graft from pot growers and big tobacco.
Cuck Schemer: "Cannabis Legalization . . . is a Senate Priority”
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
Margot Cleveland: "A closer look at The New York Times’ reporting on Hunter Biden shows Biden’s team may be laying the groundwork ahead of an even bigger story."
4 Big Takeaways From The New York Times’ Attempt to Control the Hunter Biden Narrative
“Republicans boast they have not pulled a Kavanaugh.'
To Paint Ketanji Brown Jackson as a Victim, WaPo Memory Holes Brett Kavanaugh Confirmation Hearings
"Bezos’ wants to own you, control you, and to do so vertically—that is his strategy: vertical integration of our entire supply chain and our complete life cycle."
MAANG the Whole Wide World
"This week Twitter revealed it will not tolerate dissent from trans ideology. But that will be just the beginning."
If Congress Doesn’t Rein in Big Tech, Censors Will Eliminate the Right From Public Discourse
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
"Terror strikes come as Biden White House finalizes nuclear deal with Iran."
Iran-Backed Houthi Terrorists Hit Saudi Oil Facilities, Threaten Global Fuel Supply
"Declassified intel on Iranian terrorism galvanizes GOP opponents of new accord."
Biden Bid To Waive Sanctions on Iranian Terrorists Could Derail Nuclear Deal
"The North Korean missile 'is thought to be the world’s largest road-mobile liquid propellant ICBM.'"
North Korea Claims Successful Test of “Monster Missile” Capable of Reaching Washington, D.C.
"America First means keeping America out of unnecessary wars promoted by the liberal elite for nation-building in which we have no strategic interests."
How the Left Is Using Ukraine to Discredit Trump and "America First"
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
Robert Spencer: ". . . no one is even contemplating the possibility that a mosque in the United States might be preaching the passages of the Qur’an that have incited so many Muslims worldwide to commit acts of violence. That possibility, as far as American law enforcement officials are concerned, is simply inconceivable. Meanwhile, the headlines that suggest that Xavier Pelkey was an 'Islamophobe' will go uncorrected and mislead many. That, my friends, is the idea."
Did Anti-Muslim Bigots Really Plot to Blow Up a Chicago Mosque?
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
"Iranian-American businessman alleged to have had role organizing probes against critics of UAE monarch."
Legal Docs Tie Quincy Institute’s Amir Handjani to Spy Operation
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE, THE COURTS
"As part of the plan, a 20% minimum tax rate would be placed on U.S. households worth more than $100 million, with more than half the revenue coming from households worth more than $1 billion."
Report: White House to Propose "Billionaire Minimum Income Tax"
"Michael Shellenberger skewers the Left’s narrative on homelessness and urban disorder."
Homelessness Is Not About Housing
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
"Expect the FAA to continue this charade month-to-month until after the November election, when the Biden [junta] will then feel free to block SpaceX’s effort in Boca Chica completely."
FAA Again Delays Decision on Environmental Reassessment of SpaceX's Boca Chica Facility
"Cool image time! The European Space Agency (ESA) yesterday released several new images from its Solar Orbiter probe, taken when the spacecraft made its most recent closest approach of the Sun."
Solar Orbiter Takes Closest Image of Sun So Far
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
"Despite the veto override and severe pushback from the state legislature which debunked his claims about the 'science' of transgenderism, Cox is still trying to doom women to playing sports with men who masquerade as women by calling a special legislative session to workshop the bill further."
Utah Legislature Overwhelmingly Overrides Governor’s Wish That Boys Invade Girls’ Sports
"Democrats don’t know how to define what a woman is. Turns out, neither do some GOP governors."
Ron DeSantis vs. the Republican Transgender Surrender Caucus
"We need to discard this foolish notion that we can decide what is real and what isn’t based solely on our desires."
My Dad’s Left Hand and the Insanity of Transgenderism
"One day, that little baby will grow up and learn that Mom and Mom were so disappointed that they demanded money for their emotional suffering."
Lesbian Couple Sues a Fertility Clinic for the Wrong Type of Baby
"Unfortunately, our cultural often heralds the big fertility industry despite the drastic and negative effects it has on babies and women."
Big Fertility Harms Babies and Women So Why Are We Celebrating It?
The video, "Ten Years on Testosterone," details the transition of LGBT activist Aydian Dowling through hormone injections. Teachers and administrators at Pearl R. Miller Middle School in Kinnelon, N.J., did not notify parents about the lesson, which included slideshows with definitions of different gender ideologies, beforehand.
Without Notifying Parents, New Jersey Middle School Forces Students To Learn About Transgender Hormone Therapy
Lloyd Billingsley: "Reality dysphoria grips the Golden State."
California: Now a Haven for "Transgender Families Escaping Texas"
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
"It seemed like another tiresome Oscar night devoid of any entertainment and replete with virtue signaling and political spiels . . . "
Will Smith Assaults Chris Rock on Academy Awards Stage
When the alleged escapism is worse than the disaster of everyday life we're trying to escape . . .
Oscars Hosts Taunt Florida: "Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay." DeSantis Press Secretary Drags Them: "Florida Will Never Recover From This"
Christian Toto: "Another round of dull virtue signaling and GOP hate -- until that shocking slap." (sorry Christian, but I don't get how thuggery - real or faked - on live TV saves anything - jjs)
Woke Oscars "Saved" By Award-Winning Meltdown
"We are equipped with common sense and moral sense just as we are equipped with the senses of taste, smell, sight, hearing, and touch. We are simply made that way."
Why the “American Enlightenment” Succeeded, and How it Might Fail
"An unholy crusade to infiltrate the bastions of Christianity and co-opt churches in the revolution began more than a hundred years ago."
The False Gospel of the Enemies Within the Church
HITHER & YON
"She should never have been allowed near power."
RIP Madeleine Albright: But Her Doctrines of Permanent Hubris and War Deserved to Die

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1 WTFO??

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2 Morning all

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3 Good morning.

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4 Slap fight!

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cough

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 28, 2022 07:30 AM (SWi3y)

6 Manly men in Hollywood doing manly things.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2022 07:30 AM (vrz2I)

7 And manly women too.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2022 07:30 AM (vrz2I)

8 Good morning horde! Happy birthday to me!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 28, 2022 07:30 AM (T7iTv)

9 I'm officially calling that clip the Slapruder film.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2022 07:31 AM (Dc2NZ)

10 Morning peeps.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2022 07:31 AM (BFigT)

11 Mornin' Horde!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 28, 2022 07:33 AM (R/VdF)

12 Thank you, J.J.!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 28, 2022 07:34 AM (3D/fK)

13 I notice he didn't say something he usually says, which was "I'm going to get in trouble for saying this" or "I'm not supposed to say this".

This is a PR-focused junta and with this attack on Russia their primary focus, their PR, is what finally is undoing them. If the Russians start trickling out their Kompromat, as they apparently did last week with the Hunter Biden material in the Daily Mail, they will put the junta into a tail-spin.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 07:34 AM (FZnf6)

14 President Pelosi. Has a nice ring. In it's nose.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2022 07:34 AM (vrz2I)

15 I didn't realize Slappy Smith won a Best Actor award.

Being totally honest, I didn't know he was nominated.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 07:35 AM (FZnf6)

16 Fuck the GOP sideways for thinking this vile piece of shit was better than Trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 07:36 AM (qnVBz)

17
Oliver Stone Presents:

"JFK 2: The Slappening"

You Only Think You Know What Happened!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2022 07:37 AM (5NkmN)

18 hiys

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 07:38 AM (arJlL)

19 There is no way that biden came up with that remark by himself. Removing putin was something they had been discussing and biden forgot he wasn't supposed to say anything about it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 28, 2022 07:38 AM (bVYXr)

20 Good morning dear morons and thank you JJ

I'd bet dollars to donuts he's taking Rx Namenda

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 28, 2022 07:39 AM (EZebt)

21 @16

>>Fuck the GOP sideways for thinking this vile piece of shit was better than Trump.

As has been noted, The GOP is an illegitimate political party, properly understood.

They simply don't give a f**k about anything that does not feather their own beds, consequences be damned.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 07:39 AM (uCT+M)

22 Spot The Difference - Biden vs. Trump visiting the troops:

https://tinyurl.com/3ckda94n

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2022 07:39 AM (Dc2NZ)

23 Remember that Star Trek where two planets waged war by computer and citizens would voluntarily show up for the death chambers once the casualties were tallied? We need more of that.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2022 07:39 AM (vrz2I)

24 "I didn't realize Slappy Smith won a Best Actor award"

It just ain't right.

Posted by: Slappy White at March 28, 2022 07:40 AM (vrz2I)

25 So the slap will be the news instead of Hunter arranging for biolabs in Ukraine. Also, has Penn melted down his Oscars yet?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 28, 2022 07:41 AM (oWBc3)

26 23 Posted by: fd at March 28, 2022 07:39 AM (vrz2I)

"We'll even volunteer you and cut out the middle bot."

//Trigglypuff at Health and Human Services

Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 07:41 AM (Lzpvj)

27 I guess as far as the GOP and its goals are concerned, FJB was the better choice.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 07:43 AM (qnVBz)

28 21 Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 07:39 AM (uCT+M)

The difference is one set of monsters wants you dead, the other set is apathetically indifferent to your desires.

They both hated Trump who wanted desperately for all Americans to succeed.

Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 07:43 AM (Lzpvj)

29 "Florida might never recover from this"

DeSantis' flack, Christina Pushaw, sarcastically reacting to the Oscar's, where an early theme picked on Florida (again).

And, after the show, all the actors probably quietly moved to Florida.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 07:43 AM (FZnf6)

30 It's seriously funny.

The whiplash is incredible. All of the usual fake righty grifter class were all proclaiming Joe Biden the new Reagan. Ponder that for a minute. LOL

And then within a few mins they had to walk it back cuz you know, it was dumb as fucking shit to even think it.

Posted by: MJ at March 28, 2022 07:44 AM (zwDuR)

31 19 Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 28, 2022 07:38 AM (bVYXr)

fast tempoed theme music

"Mister Chief of Staff we have a leak, someone is spilling the beans on our plans"

camera pans to Biden face down in mashed potatoes.

Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 07:45 AM (Lzpvj)

32 Remember that Star Trek where two planets waged war by computer and citizens would voluntarily show up for the death chambers once the casualties were tallied? We need more of that.
Posted by: fd at March 28, 2022 07:39 AM (vrz2I)
===

"Yes people die, but our culture lives on."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 28, 2022 07:45 AM (EZebt)

33 "OK, everyone. Have a seat. Look; this was a disaster and I get it. But guys, this is why it's important that we keep Joe on his medication schedule. Yeah, I know he bites but just try and slip the pills in his ice cream."

Posted by: NR Pax at March 28, 2022 07:46 AM (4olE8)

34 California, the state with almost half the EVs in the entire country, from that limited elite ownership group, there is a growing percentage of those California EV users that are switching back to gasoline cars.

About 1 out of 4.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 07:46 AM (yrol0)

35 Spot The Difference - Biden vs. Trump visiting the troops:

https://tinyurl.com/3ckda94n
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2022 07:39 AM (Dc2NZ)
===============
Well, one of those Presidents was actually elected....

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 07:46 AM (FZnf6)

36 Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 28, 2022 07:47 AM (ju2Fy)

37 30 Posted by: MJ at March 28, 2022 07:44 AM (zwDuR)

The powers that be *really* think that all they had to do to get the GOP base behind them was threaten WW3 with Russia.

Uh fellas, "no."

"But war WAR!"

1) we are not at war
2) you are not Reagan
3) fuck you you goddamned 'ghani and iraq undermining pieces of shit

Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 07:47 AM (Lzpvj)

38
Take the Donbas and our Dumb Ass ... please!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 28, 2022 07:47 AM (pNxlR)

39 "Yes people die, but our culture lives on."

Pretty much the reverse of what's necessary.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2022 07:47 AM (vrz2I)

40 thanks for that Eris ! different like night & day !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 28, 2022 07:47 AM (c1v4f)

41 Jen Rubin had to pivot so fast, her knickers are on backwards

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 28, 2022 07:48 AM (oWBc3)

42 I didn't know there was an Oscar giveaway until this morning. Saw a clip of Smith slapping Rock. Slapping is girly unless you use a gauntlet, followed by a visit of your seconds offering choice of weapons.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 28, 2022 07:48 AM (lz5hY)

43 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 28, 2022 07:48 AM (c1v4f)

44 The Oscars: When your woke garbage awards show is so cringe you have to celebrate live Black on Black crime.

https://youtu.be/LLmyMMxfM9Q

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2022 07:49 AM (vMCab)

45 44 Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2022 07:49 AM (vMCab)

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 07:50 AM (Lzpvj)

46 Threating the guy who holds the receipts to your family's corruption is not a smart move. Putin's going to drop the hammer on *biden.

There will literally be shit in someone's pants after that.

The media's spin will be epic.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2022 07:50 AM (BFigT)

47 Lesbian Couple Sues a Fertility Clinic for the Wrong Type of Baby

That sentence combines all sorts of weird into just twelve words.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 07:50 AM (FZnf6)

48 >>Ukraine is Willing to Compromise on Donbass to End War: Zelensky

How 'bout that.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 07:51 AM (ZLI7S)

49 Just learned a new word from Razorfist: "Rage-wanking".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2022 07:51 AM (Dc2NZ)

50 Senator Rob Portman (R(etard)-OH)

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 07:52 AM (yrol0)

51 So, Smith was so offended by Rock that he felt it necessary to strike him and he slapped him?

*snort*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 28, 2022 07:52 AM (+I4ai)

52
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 28, 2022 07:52 AM (DUIap)

53 19 There is no way that biden came up with that remark by himself. Removing putin was something they had been discussing and biden forgot he wasn't supposed to say anything about it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 28, 2022 07:38 AM (bVYXr)

As I said, if the Kaloramans knowingly talk in front of him, they're crazier than he is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 07:52 AM (s2VJv)

54 Think of the lives saved! Will Smith shows gang bangers everywhere what an open handed slap can bring to life's little interactions! Put away those 9 mils brothers!

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 28, 2022 07:52 AM (oWBc3)

55 47 Lesbian Couple Sues a Fertility Clinic for the Wrong Type of Baby

That sentence combines all sorts of weird into just twelve words.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 07:50 AM (FZnf6)

They wanted a front hole and got a front pole?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 07:52 AM (yrol0)

56 You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh:

Message goes out from Biden White House "This Was Preznit Biden's 'Tear down this wall" moment. Just like Reagan, guys!
All Bought and Paid for Professional Cucks/Gimps dutifully spew out commanded propaganda.

oops! Punchy just declared war on Russia.
All Bought and Paid for Professional Cucks/Gimps dutifully retract commanded propaganda.

Clown President + Clown Media = Historic Clown Moment

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2022 07:53 AM (5NkmN)

57 46 Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2022 07:50 AM (BFigT)

I shit in someone's pants every day....

//Joe from scranton

Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 07:53 AM (Lzpvj)

58 Good morning, JJ.

Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 07:54 AM (DU+/6)

59 48 Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 07:51 AM (ZLI7S)

Golly reality sets in all that was gained was an appreciation for ATGMs, a lot of dead folks, and the mainstreaming of the decline of the Petrobuck

Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 07:55 AM (Lzpvj)

60 Shut up and sip a cup

Posted by: King Harv at March 28, 2022 07:55 AM (flINI)

61 Hey y'all

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at March 28, 2022 07:56 AM (DFyr7)

62 I Am Legend is 15 years old.

Will Smith hasn't been relevant since the cursed youtube "replay" videos.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022 07:56 AM (ybIRR)

63 Of course, the press is happy to play mop-up. Some were calling this Biden's "tear down this wall" moment before the White House's embarrassing walk-back. The Washington Post writeup gently, and comically, referred to Biden's "sometimes inarticulate rhetoric." Sometimes??
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The press needs a version of the "Bongino Rule" for dealing with Biden's rambling statements. 72 hours would be far too long, but the they should consider waiting 30 minutes to get their commentary orders from the politburo. They keep humiliating themselves with their slavering joy that they then have to walk back when someone in the ruling cabal calls and says, "uhhh, no, the dumbass isn't in charge and we're not planning to force a collapse of the Russian government in what would be an act of war."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 07:57 AM (DU+/6)

64 The HollywoodInToto guy has always been somewhat flaky. Acting like thugs doesn't save anything.

Posted by: WiNO at March 28, 2022 07:57 AM (EpDzw)

65 And if I was President
The minute Putin calls my name
I'd say now, who do
Who do you think you're foolin'
I've got the Presidential seal
I'm up on the Presidential podium
Dr.Jill loves me, she loves me
She get down on her knees and hug me
Like she loves me like a rock...

Posted by: Joe Biden, Asshoe democrat at March 28, 2022 07:58 AM (Sdlpf)

66 The Utah story maybe should also say (in keeping with Slappy Smith changing the culture) "the Utah legislature slapped down the Governors veto"

And did you see Governor Cox then removed his pronouns from his twitter page in a huff?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 07:58 AM (tY6Sj)

67 64 Posted by: WiNO at March 28, 2022 07:57 AM (EpDzw)

There's an entire class of allegedly "conservative" grifters who are thespian sniffers who are desperate to pretend we should pay attention to the jackass glee groomer club.

We should to a point, but humoring Driscoll, Toto, et al too much lends the infotainment world too much sway.

The best thing you can do is shrug.

Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 07:59 AM (Lzpvj)

68 Ukraine was always in a tight spot, but I am still sure the powers that be have been stunned by the broad refusal of our population to fall in line over this nonsense, even as they became more strident in trying to deceive us. And so Zelensky is replaced with the new question - who is the better man, Smith or Rock? The aggressor who slapped a smaller man and didn't knock him down or bring a tear or the slapee, who didn't go off on his attacker like a crazed spider monkey? See The View today for answers!

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 28, 2022 08:00 AM (oWBc3)

69 Pooty poot is likely taking the Pantz Shittin Retard seriously about regime change. I suspect that's probably why hunter's laptop is a thang, and Z is looking to surrender the Donbas and Crimea. It's gonna come out that a whole lotta folks were in on the bio-lab/corruption game.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 28, 2022 08:01 AM (+I4ai)

70 66 Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 07:58 AM (tY6Sj)

Guy either gets it or he does not.

Wait I made a lot of assumptions sans a fucking biology degree.

Persyn either gets it or persyn does not.

//Kumanji

Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 08:01 AM (Lzpvj)

71 I haven't watch the Oscars in twenty years. About twenty years ago, I was at an awards dinner in my industry and I noticed that there was not a single Hollywood type there. I figured if that don't care about my industry, why should I care about theirs? And since then, I don't. I not only don't watch the Oscars, I pay no attention to whatever ponderous crap wins oneof their Academy Award Bull-oney (TM)

Posted by: Lee Also at March 28, 2022 08:01 AM (NzsEt)

72 That guy Will Smith isn't so damn tough! If I can take Corn Pop I can take his weak-assed shit!

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden, angry man at the bus stop at March 28, 2022 08:01 AM (tY6Sj)

73 Agreed that Biden has got to go. But the ideologues that used him as their stooge/puppet are just as dangerous insofar as their ideology is as toxic as a "president" with dementia. He may not know what he's saying but they sure as hell do.
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This is why I don't care. Biden isn't in charge. We have a Politburo full of palace intrigue and competing power structures running everything. He's just a mouthpiece and not a very good one. There is no difference between Biden and literally anyone else. They could put in Kamala, or a small child, or a random dude collected off the street. Unless they screw up and put someone with ideas of his own in there, the worst-case outcome is neutral.

I think Veep Throat would actually be an improvement. At least she has something akin to a brain and wouldn't blurt out strategic positioning (like that we'd not act on a "minor incursion" in Ukraine), sow confusion regarding deployments (telling the 82nd that they're going to Ukraine) or accidentally say things that could be reasonably be taken as a declaration of war (Putin has to go). She won't be in charge, either, but she is probably less of a liability.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 08:01 AM (DU+/6)

74 Zuckerberg-Connected Nonprofit Helped Shift Michigan's 2020 Voting Rules

--

This is becoming a pattern now with WI and now MI. I'm sure it doesn't stop there. But so what? What price will this malicious dork pay?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 08:01 AM (sVtYq)

75 Pa got big Zuck Bucks as well

Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 28, 2022 08:03 AM (N7Qi5)

76 Team Jill!

Posted by: Edith Wilson memorial brigade at March 28, 2022 08:03 AM (rJ48h)

77 Ukraine was always in a tight spot, but I am still sure the powers that be have been stunned by the broad refusal of our population to fall in line over this nonsense, even as they became more strident in trying to deceive us. ...
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 28, 2022 08:00 AM (oWBc3)
++++
They're probably kind of worried about that, actually. If the pattern holds, this will be the first time that "listen here, rubes! It's time to shut up and rally 'round the flag and support the latest war or you're a traitor who hates America" hasn't worked.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 08:04 AM (DU+/6)

78 Lesbian Couple Sues a Fertility Clinic for the Wrong Type of Baby

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It's the poor baby boy I truly feel sorry for.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 08:05 AM (sVtYq)

79 Where the hell did this myth of the "2 day war" in Ukraine come from? Lots of people are stating as fact that this was Putin's plan. All I can find to back this up is an interview by some Russian braggart named Malofeev, in an interview back in January. Our press and commentary stuffed to the brim with cocksure declarations of what Putin's plan was. Unlike the US, the Russians don't splash their military strategy all over the front page of the NY Times, so it's all pretty much conjecture, if not outright fantasy. It seems to be based on nothing more than "Well, when *we* invade a country, this is how we do it!" I think Putin's gotten a good look at "how we do it" over the past 3 decades, and isn't following our template, astonishing as that may seem.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette at March 28, 2022 08:05 AM (rfKz7)

80 Sadly hilarious:

Cucked husband defends Cucking wife on national TV from lame-ass joke featuring a reference to a 25 year old non-hit movie-
by slapping joker.

Ghetto rating: A Gentleman's 5. A Thug's 2.5.
Result: Cuck Status maintained.

Cuck Starts crying afterwards:
Ghetto rating: A Gentleman's .2. A Thug's -10.
Result: Cuck Status reinforced. Little Bitch status initiated.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2022 08:05 AM (5NkmN)

81 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 28, 2022 08:05 AM (WNPel)

82 Like she loves me like a rock...

Posted by: Joe Biden, Asshoe democrat at March 28, 2022 07:58 AM (Sdlpf)

That was my mother-son dance tune at Little Winger's wedding. Slight change of lyrics though from yours.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 28, 2022 08:05 AM (45fpk)

83 One basic premise of working with patients suffering from cognitive issues....

Never...ever... utter words within their earshot that you do not want repeated at the most embarrassing moment.

Sort of like a parrot.
With anger issues.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 28, 2022 08:06 AM (3D/fK)

84 Sidney Portier >>> Will Smith

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 08:07 AM (sVtYq)

85 79 Posted by: Dr. Mabusette at March 28, 2022 08:05 AM (rfKz7)

You have to look at his seizure of the Crimea to understand what hybrid war properly done *can* do.

I think Zelensky combined with the vulnerability of the cabal here in America to Ukranian blackmail is why the conflict went long but reality is reality and Russia was going to get what they wanted.

Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 08:07 AM (Lzpvj)

86 not my circus, not my monkeys.

if I could care less, I would.

working on what I can have an effect on: ability to survive it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 28, 2022 08:07 AM (c1v4f)

87 "It's the poor baby boy I truly feel sorry for.
Posted by: Lady in Black "

The kid has already been accused of rape.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2022 08:07 AM (vrz2I)

88 Threating the guy who holds the receipts to your family's corruption is not a smart move. Putin's going to drop the hammer on *biden.

There will literally be shit in someone's pants after that.

The media's spin will be epic.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2022 07:50 AM

Pretty sure that's why the nyt admitted that hunters laptop was real. russia is about to release the kraken on biden is my guess.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 28, 2022 08:07 AM (bVYXr)

89 How much resistance did Microsoft put up in turning over O'Keefe's account? 0? Or less than 0? Did they volunteer the info? Hey DOJ! Here is a list of interesting people who use our email! Which accounts do you want access to?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 08:07 AM (qnVBz)

90 So Oscars are thing still? WTF. My wife tried a new Series about ApBuddy. I fell asleep within 15 minutes of watching it. The sleep was very good, though. Evidently, its about a mentally ill guy in NYC back in the 1980s (green screen computers and hard wire phones days). I can't imagine committing that much time to a story of a mentally ill guy being mentally ill.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 08:07 AM (0chEi)

91 Remember that Star Trek where two planets waged war by computer and citizens would voluntarily show up for the death chambers once the casualties were tallied? We need more of that.
Posted by: fd at March 28, 2022 07:39 AM (vrz2I)
---
"Don't worry...We'll get right on that!" - Dao-Min-Yen

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 28, 2022 08:07 AM (YIVH2)

92 I don't think I have ever watched any Hollywood awards show. Why would I watch actors voting for themselves as to who is best?

I do note, however, that Chariots of Fire won several awards in the 1980s, and today it would not be allowed to be considered. That tells me everything I need to know.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2022 08:08 AM (5kI0z)

93 So... this is all horrible.

But, on the up side, we got some baby chicks (egg layers, once they're bigger) and are fixing up what was apparently my great-grampa's cow milking station as a goat pen. So... Farmer Status: engaged.

Hopefully pretty soon I'll be able to stop paying $5/gal *for milk.*

Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 28, 2022 08:08 AM (WNPel)

94 Just wait until next year. This will all be quaint.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 08:08 AM (qnVBz)

95 Hopefully, Putin reads Biden correctly but even he has to wonder whether or not it was the dementia talking smack or Biden tipping his hand. Can the Klain Kalorama Komintern be that stupid as to let Biden in on what they really intend to do seeing how he shoots his mouth off wherever he goes?
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And now we get to play a version of the Kremlinology Home Game from the comfort of our own country. There's no point to reading Biden, but there is a point to reading the politburo factions controlling him at this moment in time. So what is Biden saying? Is he leaking strategic decisions and classified positioning like he did with the "minor incursion?" Was he stumbling through platitudes and dementia when telling the 82nd what to expect in Ukraine, or did he accidentally publicize pending troop movements? Was he wishcasting when talking about ending Putin, or did he disclose the US's actual goals for the conflict?

Spin the wheel!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 08:09 AM (DU+/6)

96 For just a moment, I thought it was a headline from Hogwart.

https://tinyurl.com/382pyw7m

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 28, 2022 08:09 AM (3D/fK)

97 Pa got big Zuck Bucks as well

Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip's Phone

Not me !

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 08:09 AM (arJlL)

98 But, on the up side, we got some baby chicks (egg layers, once they're bigger) and are fixing up what was apparently my great-grampa's cow milking station as a goat pen. So... Farmer Status: engaged.

--

*Hands AllenG overalls and a pitchfork*

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 08:09 AM (sVtYq)

99 I do note, however, that Chariots of Fire won several awards in the 1980s, and today it would not be allowed to be considered. That tells me everything I need to know.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2022 08:08 AM (5kI0z)

We re-watched that a couple of weeks ago. Wonderful film.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 28, 2022 08:10 AM (45fpk)

100 Despite the $2 million-plus windfall, the organization put only $544,961 in 2020 toward its stated purpose of protecting children from abuse, according to tax filings.

Face it. Every foundation is a scam or tax dodge!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 08:10 AM (yrol0)

101 Sidney Portier >>> Will Smith
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 08:07 AM (sVtYq)
++++
I don't think this one can be argued against.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 08:10 AM (DU+/6)

102 Never...ever... utter words within their earshot that you do not want repeated at the most embarrassing moment.

Sadly, this is even true if the words themselves are not bad *in context*, because the patient with diminished capacity will not relay that context.

Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 28, 2022 08:10 AM (WNPel)

103 WTF were Defense Department encryption keys doing on Hunter's laptop? How did he get them? For what purpose would it be necessary for him to have them? Who was he selling them to?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 28, 2022 08:10 AM (YIVH2)

104 The FAA environmental assessment now threatens the entire Boca Chica Starship facility, according to BehindTheBlack. Zimmerman speculates the Biden junta has such a huge chip on their shoulder that they will force SpaceX to change plans completely, move to Florida (presumably), and slow down the Starship test launch.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 08:10 AM (zWzhu)

105 88 Threating the guy who holds the receipts to your family's corruption is not a smart move. Putin's going to drop the hammer on *biden.
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Do you suppose there is some honest media/newspaper in Europe that would print what Putin drops? I don't think one exists in North America. So, will the Chinese publish Putin's drop? Cereally, we are fucked when it comes to honest publishing of facts to inform us. Its Gaslight all the way down.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 08:10 AM (0chEi)

106 WTF were Defense Department encryption keys doing on Hunter's laptop? How did he get them? For what purpose would it be necessary for him to have them? Who was he selling them to?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 28, 2022 08:10 AM (YIVH2)
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They were on his laptop due to poor security and corruption. He needed them because he needed assets for barter with corrupt foreigners. He sold them to the highest bidder.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 08:11 AM (DU+/6)

107 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)

108 I thought Chris Rock's joke was funny. Will Will Smith come hit me now?

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)

109 I think Veep Throat would actually be an improvement.

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This is why I don't really want the crooked liar 25th'd out of there. The result wouldn't be any kind of real improvement, but at least for a while, the impression would be improved and that's not good for those of us who want the D's wiped out.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 08:12 AM (sVtYq)

110 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 08:12 AM (egg9a)

111 even he has to wonder whether or not it was the dementia talking smack or Biden tipping his hand.

FJB's dementia mind repeats what he hears in meetings. He hears his staff talking about the vote fraud operation, he says we have the biggest vote fraud operation. He overhears them talking about eliminating opposition in the 2024 election, he says he looks forward to running without opposition. He overhears his staff talking about regime change, he says putin needs to go.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 08:12 AM (qnVBz)

112 @79

>>It seems to be based on nothing more than "Well, when *we* invade a country, this is how we do it!"

As has been noted, it took the US 3 weeks to get to Baghdad and topple Hussein, and this was with unchallenged sea, air and land superiority against a non-existent army.

The Ukrainians on the other hand are mounting a ferocious resistance but ultimately will give in to Russian demands as the war wears them down.

But THE ADULTS are back in charge and prolonging the suffering and misery of the Ukrainians and the citizens of the West seems to be a feature not a bug.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 08:13 AM (uCT+M)

113 PST

IT WAS AN ACT!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 08:13 AM (yrol0)

114 "Tear down this wall" was a moral imperative that Reagan threw at Gorbachev, who eventually did just that. So Reagan ended the Cold War without firing a shot.

Biden went off script to make a direct threat on Putin's life. There's a difference.

Let's pray that Putin knows that Biden is just a puppet and not running things.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 28, 2022 08:13 AM (i0slg)

115 Ok, so Rock made a crack about her baldness. NBD. Smith needs to chill out.

It's not as if he said anything about her cucking him with every dude on the block. That would have been a little worse, I think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2022 08:13 AM (Zhwz2)

116 108 I thought Chris Rock's joke was funny. Will Will Smith come hit me now?
Posted by: Sponge

It was a pretty weak dick punch. Rock was barely fazed. I think you will be fine.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 08:14 AM (qnVBz)

117 I don't think it was staged, because it would hurt not help the Oscar's at this point.

I don't know, perhaps the same Junta that's running the US Into the ground is the same junta running the entertainment industry into the ground.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 08:14 AM (uCT+M)

118 "I think Veep Throat would actually be an improvement. At least she has something akin to a brain and wouldn't blurt out strategic positioning (like that we'd not act on a "minor incursion" in Ukraine), sow confusion regarding deployments (telling the 82nd that they're going to Ukraine) or accidentally say things that could be reasonably be taken as a declaration of war (Putin has to go). She won't be in charge, either, but she is probably less of a liability.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 08:01 AM (DU+/6) "

Also, & most important, to rub in the ridiculous incompetency + treason of TPTB; emphasizing & repeating the lesson of Brandon in a way hard for even the lowest-information voter to ignore.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 28, 2022 08:14 AM (c1v4f)

119 There are tells beyond Donbas that this theatre is over. Small voices reporting Ukrainian war crimes against Russian POWs. The reports of how the international freedom brigades have been treated. It all adds up to an "if only we had known defense" for people like Rubin and Wilson when the big one drops about Biden trying on WW3 to keep his paltry graft.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 28, 2022 08:14 AM (oWBc3)

120 Threating the guy who holds the receipts to your family's corruption is not a smart move. Putin's going to drop the hammer on *biden.

There will literally be shit in someone's pants after that.

The media's spin will be epic.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2022 07:50 AM
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My response? SO WHAT???

Everyone in the world with half a brain on crack knows that the Biden family is among the most corrupt dynasty in history. What more could they release that would finally bring him down and oust him from office? The only way FJB leaves office is feet first and everyone in the world knows it.

It looks like the rest of the world is simply going to ignore FJB, and by extension, America until we experience a "regime change" of our own.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 28, 2022 08:14 AM (YIVH2)

121 Maybe FJB can go on Clobert and cackle about it being a debate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 08:15 AM (qnVBz)

122 *Hands AllenG overalls and a pitchfork*

I've got a *bunch* of pitchforks.

The farm was started by my great grandfather (mother's side) back in 1927. My grampa took over not too long after his dad died (I think I have the timeline right - this is all pre-me), right around the time he retired from hauling fuel for Shell Oil some 40 or 50 years later (it did stand abandoned for a few years in between, but not long, I think).

Thing is, Grampa was a welder by training (conscientious objector in WW2), so everything he had is either wood that hadn't rotted yet, or something he fabricated out of metal. This brings us to the pitch forks (all of his long-handled tools, really).

He hated the wood handles breaking, so he'd usually pull the heads off the tools almost as soon as he got 'em, get some steel pipe, and weld that onto the tool head as a replacement handle.

All-steel shovels, pitchforks, hoes, even post-hole diggers. On the up side, they'll survive a nuclear blast. On the down side, you don't actually want to use them...

Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 28, 2022 08:15 AM (WNPel)

123 They're probably kind of worried about that, actually. If the pattern holds, this will be the first time that "listen here, rubes! It's time to shut up and rally 'round the flag and support the latest war or you're a traitor who hates America" hasn't worked.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 08:04 AM (DU+/6)

It's a bit uncanny for me to realize that it HASN'T worked on me this time. Normally, I'd always respond to that sort of appeal. This time, it's like the usual things were done, and... nothing. Like an electric switch was thrown and there was no response when the contacts touched.

Part of it is that the manipulation is so *obvious* now. It's like they go down the checklist of gut-grabbing issues until they hit the one that will trigger you. "You like the military, right? You like parades and military marches. You like stories about brave men and battles. Well, this is just for you!" And I feel absolutely nothing.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette at March 28, 2022 08:17 AM (rfKz7)

124 I'm holding my breath until Netflix can come out with a feature about Ukraine starring Chris Rock as Zelenskyy and Will Smith as Vladdie Putin.

I want to see some gangster shit going down in the eastern European hood.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 28, 2022 08:17 AM (S3EUx)

125 Most of the fun of the Oscars was seeing four over-privileged people get shot down while knowing the camera was on each of them to register their reaction.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 28, 2022 08:17 AM (i0slg)

126 FJB was the perfect storm of cover stories between "Honest, blue collar Scranton Joe" and grieving widower. He made a lifetime political career snowing voters while being the most vile, corrupt human being in history.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 08:17 AM (qnVBz)

127 Sidney Portier >>> Will Smith
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 08:07 AM (sVtYq)

Scroono (Bowery Boys) >>>> Will Smith.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 08:18 AM (s2VJv)

128 There's an entire class of allegedly "conservative" grifters who are thespian sniffers who are desperate to pretend we should pay attention to the jackass glee groomer club.

We should to a point, but humoring Driscoll, Toto, et al too much lends the infotainment world too much sway.

The best thing you can do is shrug.
Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 07:59 AM (Lzpvj)

Personally, I love the "X is really a conservative film!!!" Meanwhile the film is filled with all manner of trash and deviancy. But hey, one character made a point that in the right light could be considered conservative.

Driscoll likes the new "Picard" show. That tells me enough right there.

Posted by: WiNO at March 28, 2022 08:18 AM (EpDzw)

129 Part of it is that the manipulation is so *obvious* now. It's like they go down the checklist of gut-grabbing issues until they hit the one that will trigger you. "You like the military, right? You like parades and military marches. You like stories about brave men and battles. Well, this is just for you!" And I feel absolutely nothing.
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette at March 28, 2022 08:17 AM (rfKz7)
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Yup. Good analogy about the switch, too. It's like they think they're firing live rounds but the casings are actually empty.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 08:19 AM (DU+/6)

130 Just wait until next year. This will all be quaint.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 08:08 AM (qnVBz)
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My fear too.

One thing about Biden, his daily fuck-ups are moving the Overton window in a big way.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 08:19 AM (yfJM0)

131 I suspect the Will Smith / Chris Rock thing was scripted - or at least quasi-planned, specifically to get people talking about the Oscars.

I don't (personally) know anyone who was even aware the Oscars were on last night. No one will watch for the moral preening while out-of-touch rich people toast each other, but they might tune in for an episode of Maury.

Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 28, 2022 08:19 AM (WNPel)

132
It was a pretty weak dick punch. Rock was barely fazed. I think you will be fine.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 08:14 AM (qnVBz)

When my wife showed it to me, I mentioned that I find it quite funny that tough guy Smith couldn't even phase skinny, weak Rock. He didn't miss a beat.

I do think it was staged and Rock wasn't touched, but hey.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:19 AM (Zz0t1)

133 Part of it is that the manipulation is so *obvious* now. It's like they go down the checklist of gut-grabbing issues until they hit the one that will trigger you. "You like the military, right? You like parades and military marches. You like stories about brave men and battles. Well, this is just for you!" And I feel absolutely nothing.
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette

So, I guess you don't care that Putin is laying mimes in Ukrainia.

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 08:19 AM (arJlL)

134 "94 Just wait until next year. This will all be quaint.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 08:08 AM (qnVBz) "

Ain't it the truth, ain't it the truth !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 28, 2022 08:19 AM (c1v4f)

135 "When does equal protection of the laws attach to a human being?" Senator Kennedy asked Jackson.

"Well Senator, um... I believe that the Supreme Court... um... actually I, I actually don't know the answer to that question I'm sorry I don't," she awkwardly replied.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 08:19 AM (yrol0)

136 On the up side, they'll survive a nuclear blast. On the down side, you don't actually want to use them...

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Ha, that was my thought reading that. You'd hate using them, but you'd come away with some bodacious muscles.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 08:20 AM (sVtYq)

137 Am I the only one expecting Smith to divorce now that his wife has brought embarrassment onto him?

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

138 The Oscars that aren't given out for political/industrial reasons are awarded on the basis of bribes. So I'm pretty sure everyone in H'wood knows who's getting what by the time of the actual shindig.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2022 08:20 AM (Zhwz2)

139 I'm holding my breath until Netflix can come out with a feature about Ukraine starring Chris Rock as Zelenskyy and Will Smith as Vladdie Putin.

I want to see some gangster shit going down in the eastern European hood.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 28, 2022 08:17 AM (S3EUx)
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Considering how Hollywood likes to "diversify" historical events, you are probably on to something there...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 28, 2022 08:21 AM (YIVH2)

140 Doctor Jill's ex insists that her affair with Joe started way earlier than they'll admit, and before the first Mrs. Biden turned the family station wagon into the path of an oncoming semi.

If you found out that Hunter was shtupping Step-Mom of the Year Doctor Jill, would you be surprised?

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 28, 2022 08:21 AM (i0slg)

141 Did Zelenky get an Oscar ?

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 08:21 AM (arJlL)

142 Scroono (Bowery Boys) >>>> Will Smith.

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Shall I add:

Stymie Beard (Our Gang) >>>> Will Smith

(Stymie was very adorable and genuinely funny as heck in the early series.)

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 08:22 AM (sVtYq)

143 The Oscars that aren't given out for political/industrial reasons are awarded on the basis of bribes. So I'm pretty sure everyone in H'wood knows who's getting what by the time of the actual shindig.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2022 08:20 AM (Zhwz2)
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Replace "The Oscars" with virtually anything and it still holds up.

"Government contracts that aren't ..."
"School curricula that aren't ..."
"Military positions that aren't ..."

Whatever. It all holds up with the same language otherwise.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 08:22 AM (DU+/6)

144 I disagree that Joey "I Crapped My Pants" Biden needs to be removed from office.

We deserve to ride that sucker all the way to the ground just like Slim Pickens did in Dr. Strangelove.

Posted by: Drider at March 28, 2022 08:22 AM (R/UH9)

145 Snuffy Smith>>>> Will Smith

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 08:22 AM (qnVBz)

146 > Defense Department encryption keys....

Probably used to decrypt email, not access the launch codes for nukes.

I had 2 keys to read official email at one time. When COVID forced us to work at home it took a little while to equip everyone with a laptop that had all the required security crap. The only thing I could access was email. The crippled web version that didn't work.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2022 08:22 AM (BFigT)

147 Second time in two years a military superpower has been checked by a weak indigenous force using asymmetric warfare. So much for needing F-15s and nukes.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 28, 2022 08:23 AM (OeBYn)

148 I'm holding my breath until Netflix can come out with a feature about Ukraine starring Chris Rock as Zelenskyy and Will Smith as Vladdie Putin.

I want to see some gangster shit going down in the eastern European hood.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 28, 2022 08:17 AM (S3EUx)
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Considering how Hollywood likes to "diversify" historical events, you are probably on to something there...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 28, 2022 08:21 AM (YIVH2)

Except black people can't be shown in a negative light. They'll still cast Putin as white. Meanwhile, the Ukrainians will be a rainbow of diversity. The Russians will be whiter than snow.

Posted by: WiNO at March 28, 2022 08:23 AM (EpDzw)

149 I honestly want to see a President Kamala Harris; and after that, I want to see this Federal Government collapse into incompetent irrelevance in the eyes of every person in this country, and every other government in the world. I want it to be universally recognized that if there is a problem, the Feds will be the LAST people you think of asking for help.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 08:23 AM (evAgx)

150 Everyone in the world with half a brain on crack knows that the Biden family is among the most corrupt dynasty in history. What more could they release that would finally bring him down and oust him from office? The only way FJB leaves office is feet first and everyone in the world knows it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 28, 2022 08:14 AM (YIVH2)

Well...ackshewallee, the old public spin for decades(!) was that he was one, if not the only one uncorrupt politician in DC, becuz -
he only took in his senate salary and never ever used his influence in the stock market. Why look! His retirement will just be his senate retirement. He owns nothing else!!!

As we now know, Biden or his handlers(betting on handlers) were smart enough to funneling all their bribes and graft into shell corporations run by Biden's non-office holding relatives.

That's where the whole 10% for the Big Guy comes from.

A whole lot of Demotards are convinced of the old spin. That's how Biden was sold as a return to morality, etc.

You may barf now.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2022 08:23 AM (5NkmN)

151 @147 Fishermen from West Cork Ireland got Putin to back down from holding exercises in their fishing grounds.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 28, 2022 08:24 AM (i0slg)

152 137 Am I the only one expecting Smith to divorce now that his wife has brought embarrassment onto him?
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

They have an open marriage and she's openly talked of sleeping with other people...and he's still there.

Now, might she divorce him? Maybe...

Posted by: Nova local at March 28, 2022 08:24 AM (exHjb)

153 Ha, that was my thought reading that. You'd hate using them, but you'd come away with some bodacious muscles.

We've been out here a month, and I think I've lost about an inch around the middle. No noticeable weight lost, but my pants are looser and the new gun belt I bought is already threatening to be too large - even when I'm carrying.

It's been incredibly rewarding and even fun, though. A barn cat adopted us and is about to have kittens (we plan on keeping 2 so we have 3 mousers running around). We've got 5 chicks for eggs and we'll have the goats (my wife and daughter are Not Okay with the idea of having goats for meat, so we'll have a couple of milkers and see if we can get some Angoras for their mohair), our gardening skills are... remedial but improving. We are cautiously optimistic that our grocery bill is going to drop down considerably in the next 3 or 4 months.

My wife is even talking about getting turkeys for meat, and I could probably find and shoot a wild pig just about every day (the sows are good eating, the boars - not so much).

Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 28, 2022 08:25 AM (WNPel)

154 >>WTF were Defense Department encryption keys doing on Hunter's laptop? How did he get them? For what purpose would it be necessary for him to have them? Who was he selling them to?

Remember that 51 former Intel "experts" signed a letter before the election claiming that Hunter's laptop and the information on it was Russian disinformation? That was supposedly just to protect Hunter and Joe.

What if it was more?

Does it strike anyone else as odd that Barack Obama would risk his reputation and presidency so that the corrupt and incompetent Biden family could make bank selling out the US?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 08:25 AM (ZLI7S)

155 ha

haha

WaPostOpinions
Republicans boast they have not pulled a Kavanaugh.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 08:25 AM (yrol0)

156 130 One thing about Biden, his daily fuck-ups are moving the Overton window in a big way.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 08:19 AM (yfJM0)

It would be ironic in the extreme if the stooge they chose because he wasn't a radical nut job (openly) like Bernie and had an image of moderation would be the cause of Dems moving rightward.

Article in the education section where Dems are quoted as saying what's happening in the schools and with the Chinese copied is doing just that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 08:25 AM (s2VJv)

157 140 Doctor Jill's ex insists that her affair with Joe started way earlier than they'll admit, and before the first Mrs. Biden turned the family station wagon into the path of an oncoming semi.

If you found out that Hunter was shtupping Step-Mom of the Year Doctor Jill, would you be surprised?
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 28, 2022 08:21 AM (i0slg)

I wouldn't be surprised if I found out that while Hunter was with his step-mom in one bed, Joe was in the shower with a granddaughter or two.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 08:25 AM (evAgx)

158 I could access more on my home laptop with CAC reader than I could from my DoD laptop at home. Except for the Office suite. I would download attachments from my Webmail on the home laptop, then forward them to my Gmail account, then open it from Gmail on my DoD computer to edit in Acrobat. So stupid. Decrease security to increase security.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 08:26 AM (qnVBz)

159 "I honestly want to see a President Kamala Harris; "

A drunk can't recover until they hit rock bottom.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 28, 2022 08:26 AM (i0slg)

160 A whole lot of Demotards are convinced of the old spin. That's how Biden was sold as a return to morality, etc.

You may barf now.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2022 08:23 AM (5NkmN)
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Yup. Good 'ole Lunch-pail Joe, the uncorruptable man!

I vividly recall them using his position as "the poorest man in the Senate" as a marketing point during TFG's campaign. They thought - and were somehow right - that this would be interpreted as "he's a man of INTEGRITY" rather than "he's the most incompetent person in a band of highwaymen and grifters."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 08:26 AM (DU+/6)

161 "When does equal protection of the laws attach to a human being?" Senator Kennedy asked Jackson.

I don't know, Senator. I'm not a human.

Posted by: Judge Action Jackson at March 28, 2022 08:26 AM (egg9a)

162 Even the ideologues using Bidet as their stooge are subject to the forces of physiology and pharmaceuticals. The dayglow substances keeping the stooge upright cannot work indefinitely.
The stooge is going to hopelessly and irretrievably disintegrate. Preferably on camera. Soon.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 28, 2022 08:26 AM (FCPbW)

163 Am I the only one expecting Smith to divorce now that his wife has brought embarrassment onto him?
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)
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This is sarcasm, right?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 08:26 AM (yfJM0)

164
They have an open marriage and she's openly talked of sleeping with other people...and he's still there.

Now, might she divorce him? Maybe...
Posted by: Nova local at March 28, 2022 08:24 AM (exHjb)

Huh. I wasn't aware of this, mostly because I don't give 2 shits about hollywood.

However, I'm not surprised that the list of blasphemous acts by that Satanic shithole just got a bit longer.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)

165 Classic image, JJ.

Well done.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)

166 I'm fuzzy on why "film critic" is even a profession. Seriously - nobody listens to those guys. People listen to their friends about what movies to watch, not out of touch blowhards waxing eloquent about mise-en-scene.

I can't see what value they they add to the movie business. The marketing budget could be better spent elsewhere.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2022 08:27 AM (Zhwz2)

167 WaPostOpinions
Republicans boast they have not pulled a Kavanaugh.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 08:25 AM (yrol0)
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The game, as always, is afoot. The game, also as always, is boring as hell.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 08:27 AM (DU+/6)

168 Supposedly the Oscar viewership jumped after Smith hit Rock. No idea if the graph I saw was real, but even if true, no one is actually talking about the Oscars. This isn't some incentive to get people to watch again. Its proof that the crap is unwatchable and people aren't interested. Your three woke comedian bitches didn't bring them in. The movies and actors didn't bring them in. Even Chris Rock and Will Smith being there didn't bring them in. It took a live train wreck at the event to get any coverage.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2022 08:27 AM (vMCab)

169 Also don't forget, Hunter committed federal gun crimes that could have landed him in jail for 20 years.

But he got a get out of jail free card from the secret service and DOJ.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 08:27 AM (uCT+M)

170
This is sarcasm, right?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 08:26 AM (yfJM0)

It's hollywood, so no. It's not.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

171 DoD encryption keys on Hunters laptop might just mean he got a secure email from DoD once upon a time.

Like when he got kicked out for his cocaine use.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 08:28 AM (yfJM0)

172 I saw an article about the *biden's net worth. Upon leaving the VP slot in 2016 he and his wife filed with IRS and claimed a combined worth around $350K.

Two years later that net worth was over $10M.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2022 08:28 AM (BFigT)

173 Nyet on Kunta Kinte Jackson!

Rootin For Putin!

Free Buffalo Guy!

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2022 08:28 AM (Sdlpf)

174 149 I honestly want to see a President Kamala Harris; and after that, I want to see this Federal Government collapse into incompetent irrelevance in the eyes of every person in this country, and every other government in the world. I want it to be universally recognized that if there is a problem, the Feds will be the LAST people you think of asking for help.

Tom I agree with you wholeheartedly! And think we'll live to see this. Quite soon, actually.

Will Smith produced Cobra Kai. Maybe he thinks he's in Cobra Kai world or something.

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 08:28 AM (j9HX3)

175 Huh. I wasn't aware of this, mostly because I don't give 2 shits about hollywood.

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Yeah, my Care-o-Meter is so low with regards to Hollywood or anybody in it that I haven't even clicked on "The Slap." I simply don't care.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 08:29 AM (sVtYq)

176

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 08:29 AM (j9HX3)

177 149 I honestly want to see a President Kamala Harris; and after that, I want to see this Federal Government collapse into incompetent irrelevance in the eyes of every person in this country, and every other government in the world. I want it to be universally recognized that if there is a problem, the Feds will be the LAST people you think of asking for help.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 08:23 AM (evAgx)

Just think, by this time next year it could be a reality.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2022 08:29 AM (vMCab)

178 Does it strike anyone else as odd that Barack Obama would risk his reputation and presidency so that the corrupt and incompetent Biden family could make bank selling out the US?
Posted by: JackStraw

I am sure whatever Barack is doing puts the Clintons to shame. The Clinton game was to be so openly and hugely corrupt that nobody believed they were so corrupt, and by the time the full extent of their corruption is revealed over the course of months, people are tired of hearing about it. The obamas are pulling their shit in secret.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 08:29 AM (qnVBz)

179 So, I guess you don't care that Putin is laying mimes in Ukrainia.
Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 08:19 AM (arJlL)

Marcel Marceau weeps.

No wonder the French are upset.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 08:29 AM (evAgx)

180 coffee before posting!
coffee before posting!

argh bye

having coffee in barrel

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 08:29 AM (j9HX3)

181 Good morning, dear Hordelings. JJ, I don't know if you realize what a service you do for us. I can't imagine combing through the dreadfulness every day like you do. You certainly have nerves of steel, and I hope your blood pressure is good. Not all heroes wear capes.

If you all would like a respite from the outside world, please join us for the NoVaMoMe on June 11! Registration is now open - click on my nic to email me for info, or click on the email link in the left sidebar. We can't fix the world, but we can have our own little oasis for a while!

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 28, 2022 08:29 AM (wyw4S)

182 I'm fuzzy on why "film critic" is even a profession. Seriously - nobody listens to those guys. People listen to their friends about what movies to watch, not out of touch blowhards waxing eloquent about mise-en-scene.

I can't see what value they they add to the movie business. The marketing budget could be better spent elsewhere.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2022 08:27 AM (Zhwz2)
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There are good film critics who have carved out niches and made names for themselves in the past several years. The Critical Drinker is one example. People who recognize that they themselves are entertainers and need to consistently deliver a good product that is entertaining in its own right while also delivering the criticism product.

I like the Drinker. I've watched several movies he's recommended and, actually, never avoided one he excoriated if I had already planned to watch it. He's probably worth more all by himself than every legacy critic combined.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 08:29 AM (DU+/6)

183 Utah Governor Spencer Cox gives a superficial defense of his veto by speaking of compassion, but as Jordan Peterson has noted

most people who are cowards disguise their cowardice as morality.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 08:30 AM (yrol0)

184 Doctor Jill's ex insists that her affair with Joe started way earlier than they'll admit, and before the first Mrs. Biden turned the family station wagon into the path of an oncoming semi.

If you found out that Hunter was shtupping Step-Mom of the Year Doctor Jill, would you be surprised?
Posted by: Ignoramus

Nothing would surprise me, coming from them.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 08:30 AM (egg9a)

185 >>I am sure whatever Barack is doing puts the Clintons to shame. The Clinton game was to be so openly and hugely corrupt that nobody believed they were so corrupt, and by the time the full extent of their corruption is revealed over the course of months, people are tired of hearing about it. The obamas are pulling their shit in secret.

Unless it ended up on Hunter's laptop.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 08:30 AM (ZLI7S)

186 talking about Biden's gaffes
talking about staged slaps

not talking inflation

pertrodollars

gas costs

crime

maybe they aint gaffes

Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2022 08:30 AM (us2H3)

187 Also don't forget, Hunter committed federal gun crimes that could have landed him in jail for 20 years.

But he got a get out of jail free card from the secret service and DOJ.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 08:27 AM (uCT+M)

You mean you can't just throw a registered firearm in a trash dumpster behind your local grocery store and be exonerated from that weapon?

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

188 It's hollywood, so no. It's not.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)
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I asked because Jada Pinkett famously screws every man who catches her fancy, so its hard to see how a bad joke about her hair or her baldness or whatever can be the straw that breaks the camels back and, finally, embarrasses her husband.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 08:31 AM (yfJM0)

189 You mean you can't just throw a registered firearm in a trash dumpster behind your local grocery store and be exonerated from that weapon?

it was steps away from a SCHOOL

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 08:31 AM (j9HX3)

190 I like the Critical Drinker's reviews too. I've watched a number of films on his recommendation that I'd never have tried otherwise. "Event Horizon" was one, and it was quite gripping in a haunted house kind of way. Sure kept thinking about it afterwards.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette at March 28, 2022 08:31 AM (rfKz7)

191 The obamas are pulling their shit in secret.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 08:29 AM (qnVBz)

They got $100 M from Netflicks for NADA!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 08:31 AM (yrol0)

192 I'm fuzzy on why "film critic" is even a profession. Seriously - nobody listens to those guys. People listen to their friends about what movies to watch, not out of touch blowhards waxing eloquent about mise-en-scene.

Mostly to make the so-called "smart set" feel good about themselves. All without bothering to watch a single second of the most boring and preachy movies, they can talk about how Cheesy Heart-throb A "turned in a masterful performance" and how his Chemistry with Strumpet-Of-The-Week 4 was "magical."

Meanwhile, they can still go to movies that entertain - like sane people - instead of wasting time watching that hot garbage.

Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 28, 2022 08:31 AM (WNPel)

193 Supposedly the Oscar viewership jumped after Smith hit Rock.

--

Logistically, is this even possible? Measuring viewership down to the minute?

Back in the olden days, you used to be contacted by Neilson and have a box attached to your TV to tally the shows you watched. We had one in the early 70s for a short period of time. I don't know how they do that kind of stuff anymore.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 08:32 AM (sVtYq)

194 Good thing for Hunter he didn't transport Ashley's diary across state lines.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 08:32 AM (qnVBz)

195 Am I the only one expecting Smith to divorce now that his wife has brought embarrassment onto him?
Posted by: Sponge

She best be glad they are not muslim. Will would have to kill her to restore the family honor.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 08:32 AM (egg9a)

196 If the Oscars were as entertaining as this thread, I would have watched it.

But Biden's stupidity, which risks nuclear war, has to put him at least as high on the regime change list as anything Putin has done.

Posted by: trev006 at March 28, 2022 08:32 AM (RJToO)

197 Sidney Portier >>> Will Smith
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 08:07 AM (sVtYq)

Scroono (Bowery Boys) >>>> Will Smith.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 08:18 AM (s2VJv)

***

William Thomas Jr. (Buckwheat) >>>>> Scroono >>>>> Will Smith

Posted by: King Harv at March 28, 2022 08:32 AM (flINI)

198 The good news seems to be that Zelensky is open to surrendering the Donbas to Russia as a means to stop the fighting. Will Putin accept it, declare victory and lick his wounds?
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I've been saying since the beginning, Putin will end up getting everything he wanted out off this: Ukraine will be neutral like Bernie Sanders is an independent.

And all that "Newly Minted Twitter War College " talk of Sun Tzu and "give Putin a golden bridge to retreat" will be flipped: Putin--especially after Biden all but accidentally declared war-- will give Biden the golden bridge. What he desperatly cares about-- Domestic political win. Let Biden declare it was the sanctions, blah, blah. While Putin's puppets are the ones running Ukraine now.

And what wounds? Russia cares nothing for the loss of men and equipment. They grind out their bloody wins on spreadsheets.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2022 08:32 AM (I4oUf)

199 with all the stuff on that laptop, why was hunter so cavalier with it? that's what I wonder about. and apparently not just that one, but others of his, just left in hotel rooms, stolen by hookers, etc ..

a) he is just that dumb (possible)

b) he is self-destructive and WANTS them to be found, or doesn't care if they are

c) he knows he's bulletproof and it doesn't matter

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 08:33 AM (j9HX3)

200 Great piece by Roger Kimball. We be the frogs in the jacuzzi.

Posted by: Ziba at March 28, 2022 08:33 AM (S1hrL)

201 Mornin'
(Sips coffee)

Woke up late.

Tech Thread comment: Plain Text Sports is wonderful. I'm fine with 'Back to the Future' tech.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 08:33 AM (sAmhv)

202 Ukraine has a right to self determination and should not have to become part of Russia...but the ethnic Russians in Donbas have the same right.

The best rational ending for this war is Zelensky letting them leave. Remember they've been having a low scale guerilla war with them since 2014 anyway.

Obama's 2014 coup screwed everything up...not surprisingly.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 08:34 AM (ESjRY)

203 California would become a haven for transgender children and their families escaping states with anti-transgender policies and laws, under a proposed bill by state Sen. Scott Weiner.

HTFR

Hit the fuckin road

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 08:34 AM (yrol0)

204 Defense Department encryption keys....

Probably used to decrypt email, not access the launch codes for nukes.

I had 2 keys to read official email at one time. When COVID forced us to work at home it took a little while to equip everyone with a laptop that had all the required security crap. The only thing I could access was email. The crippled web version that didn't work.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2022 08:22 AM

Pretty sure you are correct. But that brings up the quesiton....why was hunter biden sending/receiving encrypted DOD emails?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 28, 2022 08:34 AM (bVYXr)

205 The only film critic worth paying attention to is Mr. Plinkett.

Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 08:34 AM (Vr12I)

206 ==============
I asked because Jada Pinkett famously screws every man who catches her fancy, so its hard to see how a bad joke about her hair or her baldness or whatever can be the straw that breaks the camels back and, finally, embarrasses her husband.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 08:31 AM (yfJM0)

Yeah, I wasn't aware of this. That being the case, her baldness obviously hasn't had any effect on her getting laid, so why's Will all pissed off about a joke by some has been comedian?

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

207 I asked because Jada Pinkett famously screws every man who catches her fancy, so its hard to see how a bad joke about her hair or her baldness or whatever can be the straw that breaks the camels back and, finally, embarrasses her husband.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 08:31 AM (yfJM0)

She has Alopecia, so it could be that Smith actually did punch Rock for the crack about her being bald. But not something you punch a comedian for.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2022 08:35 AM (vMCab)

208 In a sane world, instead of cutting up people that are confused about their gender and injecting them with power drugs/hormones and forcing everybody else to pretend they have changed their DNA , it would be a lot easier to give these people psychological help to deal with their problem, if they actually have one and aren't just seeking attention.

But that would be in a sane world.

Posted by: Ripley at March 28, 2022 08:35 AM (MxEKc)

209
Two years later that net worth was over $10M.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Why, 'e cured cancer, 'e did!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 28, 2022 08:35 AM (pNxlR)

210 I like the Drinker. I've watched several movies he's recommended and, actually, never avoided one he excoriated if I had already planned to watch it. He's probably worth more all by himself than every legacy critic combined.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 08:29 AM (DU+/6)

Critical Drinkers did a piece about how modern "thrillers" have become crap because modern writers and directors no longer know how to make anything other than 2 dimensional cardboard cutout villains is brilliant. He understands more about how to construct an effective and engaging drama than anyone left working in the movie business today.

quick summary - your Hero can only be as good as the enemy he defeats. Crap villains = crap heroes = crap stories.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 08:35 AM (evAgx)

211 California would become a haven for transgender children and their families escaping states with anti-transgender policies and laws, under a proposed bill by state Sen. Scott Weiner.
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He's going to have to change his last name before anyone takes that bill even semi-seriously

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 08:35 AM (yfJM0)

212 Anybody else remember that black on black knifing video many months ago?
And some young black person being quoted that solving issues by using violence was part of their culture?

Don't ask my why that stuck in my head, but hey...here we are.

And meanwhile, Donald Trump is coarsening our culture, right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 28, 2022 08:36 AM (3D/fK)

213 a) he is just that dumb (possible)

b) he is self-destructive and WANTS them to be found, or doesn't care if they are

c) he knows he's bulletproof and it doesn't matter
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 08:33 AM (j9HX3)

d) all of the above

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

214 @187

>>You mean you can't just throw a registered firearm in a trash dumpster behind your local grocery store and be exonerated from that weapon?

It was more than that, it was essentially straw purchased and he lied on federal gun forms.

Compare his treatment to that of people still being held in solitary confinement for over a year for walking around a public building.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 08:36 AM (uCT+M)

215 Years went by without the mention of one "Will Smith."

Methinks someone was feeling insecure and needed to be relevant again.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2022 08:36 AM (BFigT)

216 so why's Will all pissed off about a joke by some has been comedian?

I'm going with "he's not."

That or: "he was drunk (and/or high as balls)".

I could also embrace the power of "and" with those two options.

Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 28, 2022 08:36 AM (WNPel)

217 the Z man is gonna cut the same deal he coulda had 6 months ago

but our state dept told him to wait until Putin wrecked western Ukraine

then at least 500 billion of rebuilding funds will flow into Ukraine

and everyone gets their beaks wet

the truth is sometimes cynical

Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2022 08:36 AM (us2H3)

218 haven for transgender children and their families escaping states with anti-transgender policies and laws, under a proposed bill by state Sen. Scott Weiner.

He said Weiner. Heh heh heh.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 08:37 AM (qnVBz)

219 I find it hard to have any sympathy for Will or his wife. They are both twatwaffles and their kids are a fucking mess. Never could stand Chris Rock. Still.. it was kind of funny to see the shocked look on Rock's face.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 28, 2022 08:37 AM (nxdel)

220 Has anything happened to Hunter since his laptop was recovered? No? That's why he wasn't all that worried about it.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 08:37 AM (ESjRY)

221 with all the stuff on that laptop, why was hunter so cavalier with it? that's what I wonder about. and apparently not just that one, but others of his, just left in hotel rooms, stolen by hookers, etc ..

a) he is just that dumb (possible)
b) he is self-destructive and WANTS them to be found, or doesn't care if they are
c) he knows he's bulletproof and it doesn't matter
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 08:33 AM (j9HX3)
++++
He's a drug addict with serious personal problems. Drug addicts are dangerous people to put into positions of responsibility partly for this reason. He can drop off a laptop for repair, get high, move on to other tasks in his busy schedule and just forget. Literally forget. Having lots of money makes this worse, because to you that might be an expensive asset but to him it's just a laptop and he has others.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 08:37 AM (DU+/6)

222 California would become a haven for transgender children and their families escaping states with anti-transgender policies and laws, under a proposed bill by state Sen. Scott Weiner.

--

They're going to mix well with the millions and millions of illegals pouring into the state. I'd say the time is just about nigh that it does as promised and breaks off into the ocean.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 08:37 AM (sVtYq)

223 That being the case, her baldness obviously hasn't had any effect on her getting laid, so why's Will all pissed off about a joke by some has been comedian?
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)
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Not that I know, but I imagine that good question is what everyone in Hollywood is asking.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 08:37 AM (yfJM0)

224 Notice that not a single person in the country cares this morning who got this or that "award" last night. The only reason anyone is talking about the Oscar awards at all is because Will and Chris got up on stage and did an Amos and Andy slapstick routine.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 08:38 AM (evAgx)

225
He said Weiner. Heh heh heh.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 08:37 AM (qnVBz)

You know who ELSE had that incredibly embarrassing name and brought undo attention upon themselves.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

226 Garth Harf won an Oscar?

Posted by: klaftern at March 28, 2022 08:38 AM (taPSh)

227 Speaking of Hunter's laptop, compare it to Ashley's diary - which has some really personal stuff in it (like that Joe Biden molested her). And yet she also left it behind where someone else could get it.

So...being a mess like the Biden kids are it is hard to keep your crap together.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 08:38 AM (ESjRY)

228
Slap it down.
Slap the stones.
Slap the earth where it stood.

It all Slap Happy World, All The Time!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 28, 2022 08:39 AM (pNxlR)

229 Notice that not a single person in the country cares this morning who got this or that "award" last night. The only reason anyone is talking about the Oscar awards at all is because Will and Chris got up on stage and did an Amos and Andy slapstick routine.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 08:38 AM (evAgx)
++++
Honestly, I was confused by some of the "will Zelensky win an Oscar" stuff on the forum last week because I thought they had already happened.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 08:39 AM (DU+/6)

230 Alright, y'all. Gotta get to working at work (and get kids working on their chores - farmer mode: engaged). Catch y'all later.

Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 28, 2022 08:39 AM (WNPel)

231 with all the stuff on that laptop, why was hunter so cavalier with it? that's what I wonder about. and apparently not just that one, but others of his, just left in hotel rooms, stolen by hookers, etc ..

a) he is just that dumb (possible)

b) he is self-destructive and WANTS them to be found, or doesn't care if they are

c) he knows he's bulletproof and it doesn't matter
Posted by: Black Orchid

C

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 08:39 AM (egg9a)

232 Pretty sure you are correct. But that brings up the quesiton....why was hunter biden sending/receiving encrypted DOD emails?
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 28, 2022 08:34 AM (bVYXr)

He was in the reserves. Might have been left over from that time. You can access webmail and some other things with a CAC reader.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 08:40 AM (qnVBz)

233 @ 217

Right but then the Z man would not be the hero, the 21st century Churchill that he is now.

Long live cynical truth.

Posted by: Ziba at March 28, 2022 08:40 AM (S1hrL)

234 I was actually disappointed Rock didn't dodge the swing, counter and flop that big eared fuck to the floor.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

235 Speaking of Hollywood, imagine any of us discharging a gun at someone and not facing any charges? Nothing? Baldwin is currently in court arguing he has no responsibility for killing his director and wounding another because the prop person failed her job.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 28, 2022 08:40 AM (iJp8g)

236 "Never could stand Chris Rock. "

He did give good advice on how to interact with Police at traffic stops though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 28, 2022 08:40 AM (3D/fK)

237 would love to see a poll of adults outside of the NYC area

do you give a shit about NYC and what goes on there ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2022 08:40 AM (us2H3)

238 222 California would become a haven for transgender children and their families escaping states with anti-transgender policies and laws, under a proposed bill by state Sen. Scott Weiner."

Oh how I hope this happens! Send ALL the trannies there, and all the illegals, and all the homeless, and all the abortion fanatics, and all the meth heads! Then we can finally solve most of this countries problems with a handful of nukes. (or maybe the almighty will have mercy on us and send The BIG one along to help us out!)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 08:41 AM (evAgx)

239 I recall Kanye snatching the microphone and drunkenly demanded that another performer deserved the award.

Now a potential ghetto brawl in tuxedos and gowns from one wealthy foul mouthed O b a m a son to another with the cameras rolling for the world. Love that thug life.

I guess this is just a part of that Fundamentally Transform(ed) Change We Can Believe In! Forward! that Barry promised.

2012 was stolen too. I nominate Star Parker for Supreme Court. So what she doesn't have a law degree...apparently neither does Jackson..." I can't define what a woman is."

Yep.

Posted by: Ju at March 28, 2022 08:41 AM (aTmM/)

240 Crisis what Crisis

Hugh, I know I shouldnt even be asking you this, but what we really need in order to go in and take out Saddam is a precipitous event something that would make us look good in the eyes of the world. Could you have one of our U-2s fly low enough and slow enough so as to guarantee that Saddam could shoot it down?

worthless cvnt

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 08:41 AM (yrol0)

241
He did give good advice on how to interact with Police at traffic stops though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 28, 2022 08:40 AM (3D/fK)

One of the better PSA's of my lifetime, for sure.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

242 C
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 08:39 AM (egg9a)

D) All the above

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 08:42 AM (yrol0)

243 The DOD encryption keys hunter biden had on his laptop had a 20 year self life? That is literally unheard of in the military and no way would they ever hand those out to a personal laptop.

Been awhile since I had anything to do with encrypted DOD emails but IIRC those keys would expire in a year or two and you would have to get new ones.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 28, 2022 08:42 AM (bVYXr)

244 "King Richard' was released 11/19/21, cost $50 million and grossed $38 million.

Not a blockbuster.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 28, 2022 08:42 AM (rJ48h)

245 California would become a haven for transgender children and their families escaping states with anti-transgender policies and laws, under a proposed bill by state Sen. Scott Weiner.

HTFR

Hit the fuckin road
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 08:34 AM (yrol0)

California? No. Your terms are unacceptable.

Maybe Iowa or South Dakota. Some small ass place for this microscopically small demographic.

Perhaps Guam. The numbers are so small, Guam won't even tip over.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2022 08:43 AM (5NkmN)

246 These eight-year-olds will be compelled to "identify how systems of power, including white supremacy, institutional racism, racial hierarchy, and oppression affect the perspectives of different individuals and groups
___________

Will Oregon 8-year olds be allowed or encouraged to talk about any other type of "supremacist" beliefs, or is whitey going to get all the blame? (As if we don't already know the answer). Because a lot of the purveyors of CRT have expressed beliefs in black "supremacy" and it seems like that type of blatant bigotry and its implication for our society should also be explored if the kids are going to be fully educated. And then of course there is also islamic supremacy, which is explicitly dictated by the koran and has been used as justification for violent, murderous attacks on Americans of every race. Are the kids going to be encouraged to talk about that? LOL, as if.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 08:43 AM (k4dH2)

247 >>I think Veep Throat would actually be an improvement.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 08:01 AM (DU+/6)

This reminds me of 2016 when I was trying to convince myself that Romney was worthy of my vote. She will be an udder disaster.

Posted by: Caliban at March 28, 2022 08:43 AM (HgGBT)

248 do you give a shit about NYC and what goes on there ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2022 08:40 AM (us2H3)

Die, NYC, Die! I like to keep tabs on how close that is to happening, but that's my only interest.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 08:43 AM (evAgx)

249 @237

>>would love to see a poll of adults outside of the NYC area. do you give a shit about NYC and what goes on there ?

The only reason that I give a rats ass about what happens in NYC is because I could potentially be assigned a project there and would have to go into the city.

I value my neck so if the city deteriorates to the point of being a no-go zone, that would be bad for my safety.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 08:43 AM (uCT+M)

250
do you give a shit about NYC and what goes on there ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2022 08:40 AM (us2H3)

A: Elections have consequences. Repeatedly hitting yourself in the hand with a hammer and not learning why your hand hurts shows who you are and what you need in your life.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

251 >>Has anything happened to Hunter since his laptop was recovered? No? That's why he wasn't all that worried about it.

Well he did have to come up with a $1 million loan to pay his back taxes.

I tend to agree with Margot Cleveland. The NYT didn't decide to just write an article out of nowhere claiming that axshually, Hunter's laptop and all the contents are real.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 08:44 AM (ZLI7S)

252 Title 42 is suppose to end this Friday. There are already 170,000 asylum seekers waiting to enter our country as well as another huge influx of illegals that will heading for the border.

This country can't handle another 3 years of Biden and the Democrats.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2022 08:44 AM (NpAcC)

253 King Richard' was released 11/19/21, cost $50 million and grossed $38 million.

How many people really care about the Venus sisters?

I mean good for them that they got way more testosterone then the average woman, trained their whole lives, and became great tennis players but...really does anyone care?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 08:44 AM (ESjRY)

254 Ryan Long has a funny bit about what a huge cuck Will Smith is, and what a dirty tramp Jada is. He better watch out, lol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2022 08:44 AM (Zhwz2)

255 Has anyone stated the obvious. - Chris Rock must have been banging Jada.

Posted by: blaster at March 28, 2022 08:44 AM (9otr5)

256 Pretty sure you are correct. But that brings up the quesiton....why was hunter biden sending/receiving encrypted DOD emails?
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 28, 2022 08:34 AM (bVYXr)

Pissssaki already explained this: "he wasn't an employee of the federal government. Sit down and shut up."

Posted by: Ziba at March 28, 2022 08:44 AM (S1hrL)

257 Sen. scott Weiner, like Ketanji Brown Jackson, is very very concerned about the welfare of criminals who harm children.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 28, 2022 08:45 AM (EZebt)

258 I was actually disappointed Rock didn't dodge the swing, counter and flop that big eared fuck to the floor.
Posted by: Sponge

If Chris Rock was truly a thug instead of just playing one on tv, he'd have shot Will Smith.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 08:45 AM (egg9a)

259
How many people really care about the Venus sisters?

I mean good for them that they got way more testosterone then the average woman, trained their whole lives, and became great tennis players but...really does anyone care?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 08:44 AM (ESjRY)

They sold it as "the untold story." Bull shit. We've had that story shoved down our throats a million times.

No one was interested.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

260 "Lesbian Couple Sues a Fertility Clinic for the Wrong Type of Baby"

Imagine if they got one that was African American instead lily white. I'd love to the spin they would put on why they had to put their baby for adoption.

Posted by: Ripley at March 28, 2022 08:46 AM (MxEKc)

261 Oscars viewership down 58 percent from last years dismal numbers. LOL GFY Hollywood.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 28, 2022 08:46 AM (1IJnB)

262 would love to see a poll of adults outside of the NYC area. do you give a shit about NYC and what goes on there ?

So three groups:

1) The Elite. They sort of care...about the areas they live in and go to - so those have to be safe. And they have to have cheap servants. Everyone else? Who cares.

2) The immigrants. They came from shitholes, so NYC being a shithole that gives them checks? A step up!

3) The dependent class. They get checks too. And now they get to commit crimes with impunity. Good times!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 08:46 AM (ESjRY)

263 West Side Story star Ariana DeBose makes history as the first openly gay woman of color to win an acting Oscar

they missed crippled, autistic, and blind in 1 eye

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 08:46 AM (yrol0)

264 263 West Side Story star Ariana DeBose makes history as the first openly gay woman of color to win an acting Oscar

they missed crippled, autistic, and blind in 1 eye
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 08:46 AM (yrol0)

". . . and answers to the name of 'Lucky.' "

- - Just the Punchline

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 08:48 AM (s2VJv)

265 Now a potential ghetto brawl in tuxedos and gowns from one wealthy foul mouthed O b a m a son to another with the cameras rolling for the world. Love that thug life.

I guess this is just a part of that Fundamentally Transform(ed) Change We Can Believe In! Forward! that Barry promised.
______________

Jada Smith has apparently been on her t.v. talk show (or internet show or whatever it is) talking about how she and her husband screw other people.

I thought it was funny that Will Smith is perfectly okay with another man f*cking his wife, but he draws the line at another man joking about her hair.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 08:48 AM (k4dH2)

266 Like virtually every other cultural/entertainment enterprise that devolved into house organs of socialist totalitarianism, the Oscars have lost about 90% of its viewing audience in the past 15 or so years so few, except the sub-literate and masochistic were watching.

-------

[Reprising my comment from last year:]

"Why is it STILL named after some old, white dude?!?!?"

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022 08:48 AM (QbCrG)

267 The only nominee movie I saw was Dune. Which was a decent retelling of the story. Looking at the movies I watching from 2021 I preferred;

Wrath of Man
Venom II
Free Guy
Nobody

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 08:48 AM (ESjRY)

268 A: Elections have consequences. Repeatedly hitting yourself in the hand with a hammer and not learning why your hand hurts shows who you are and what you need in your life.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

Just the other day I was told here on this medical blog that hitting you dick with a hammer would help!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 08:48 AM (yrol0)

269 Jackson will be confirmed with how many votes? We should start a pool, with the winner getting a fabulous AoSHQ prize.

Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 08:48 AM (Vr12I)

270 Will Smith solidified his status as Hollywoods most famous cuck. He slapped like a girl, and no biologist is necessary to say so.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2022 08:49 AM (haMNq)

271 under a proposed bill by state Sen. Scott Weiner.
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He's going to have to change his last name before anyone takes that bill even semi-seriously
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 08:35 AM (yfJM0)

He already changed his name. Originally, it was -

Hibernian Penis

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2022 08:49 AM (5NkmN)

272 ". . . and answers to the name of 'Lucky.' "

- - Just the Punchline
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 08:48 AM (s2VJv)

Luck DeBose

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 08:49 AM (yrol0)

273
Steven Crowder's podcast should be lit up today. He already had a minor brushfire with the "Dog" movie underway (and had executed a Sam Elliot impersonation excoriating it). The slap fight will put it over the top.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 28, 2022 08:50 AM (pNxlR)

274
Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2022 08:44 AM (NpAcC)

No one wants to talk about Title 42 because Ukraine.

Posted by: Ziba at March 28, 2022 08:50 AM (S1hrL)

275 Jackson will be confirmed with how many votes? We should start a pool, with the winner getting a fabulous AoSHQ prize.
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 08:48 AM (Vr12I)

***

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Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 28, 2022 08:50 AM (flINI)

276 Here's some fun Monday morning reading regarding the information on Hunter's laptop that has absolutely nothing to do with bio labs.

But it does have to do with big tech, USAID, Hillary, and Cuba.

https://tinyurl.com/4rbyxux4

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 08:50 AM (ZLI7S)

277 Zelensky didn't give a speech at the Oscars, so has Sean Penn posted a video of him melting down his statues yet like he promised?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 28, 2022 08:50 AM (fvJFK)

278 "We should start a pool, with the winner getting a fabulous AoSHQ prize."

A date with Jada?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 28, 2022 08:50 AM (3D/fK)

279 Sen. scott Weiner, like Ketanji Brown Jackson, is very very concerned about the welfare of criminals who harm children.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 28, 2022 08:45 AM (EZebt)

Have you seen the video of the woman and her child being asked to leave the store they've been banned from entering because the child is an absolute terror? The kid is 5 or so and keeps yelling "go fuck yourself" or the like at the guy and all the woman can say is "why can't I have my things? I can't beat my kid or I'll be arrested."

But yet it's all whitey's fault.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

280 "143 The Oscars that aren't given out for political/industrial reasons are awarded on the basis of bribes. So I'm pretty sure everyone in H'wood knows who's getting what by the time of the actual shindig.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2022 08:20 AM (Zhwz2)
++++
Replace "The Oscars" with virtually anything and it still holds up.
"Government contracts that aren't ..."
"School curricula that aren't ..."
"Military positions that aren't ..."
Whatever. It all holds up with the same language otherwise.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 08:22 AM (DU+/6)"

weird, innit ? but spot-on !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 28, 2022 08:50 AM (c1v4f)

281 54

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 28, 2022 08:50 AM

55

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 28, 2022 08:51 AM (bVYXr)

282 Jackson will be confirmed with how many votes? We should start a pool, with the winner getting a fabulous AoSHQ prize.

I don't think the Dems want it to be 50-50 with Kamala breaking the tie since it is an open question as to whether the VP can do that.

So I think they'll demand one or two R votes...but the Rs know this will be a big negative for them. So this might be a tough demand for them to get.

Best thing for the Republicans that want to win this is to try and find ways to drag it out - the longer we go the more people hate Biden and everything around him.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 08:51 AM (ESjRY)

283 Sen. scott Weiner, like Ketanji Brown Jackson, is very very concerned about the welfare of criminals who harm children.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 28, 2022 08:45 AM (EZebt)
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This is the thing I find so amazing, too: Politicians (and judges) publicly supporting child abuse. What a world.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 08:51 AM (lP7p1)

284 Jackson will be confirmed with how many votes? We should start a pool, with the winner getting a fabulous AoSHQ prize.
Posted by: kraken

54
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

114 (57x2)

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 08:52 AM (egg9a)

285 Repukes voting for Kunta Kinte Jefferson Jackson will be

Romney
Murkowski
Collins
and Sasse

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 28, 2022 08:52 AM (flINI)

286 258 I was actually disappointed Rock didn't dodge the swing, counter and flop that big eared fuck to the floor.
Posted by: Sponge

Like Nolan Ryan putting down Robin Ventura.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 08:53 AM (qnVBz)

287 I had a dream that Mittens voted for Ms Credentials for USSC

so it might be like, a vision.

I'll say 52 votes to confirm

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 08:53 AM (j9HX3)

288
I thought it was funny that Will Smith is perfectly okay with another man f*cking his wife, but he draws the line at another man joking about her hair.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 08:48 AM (k4dH2)

*Smith slaps Rock*
*walks off stage*

"I just got bitch slapped by Will Smith. It's ok. I'll take it out on his wife in my hotel suite bed later. Right Will?"

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

289 and the latter near the end of the interminable night charging the stage and slapping another overpaid, barely literate degenerate because he made a crack about his wife.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 08:26 AM

Come on, man...Black wives matter!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 28, 2022 08:53 AM (vqhPW)

290
The Oscars
Oscar Mayer
Oscar Mayer Weiners

I'm not saying there's links but ... ... there's links.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 28, 2022 08:53 AM (pNxlR)

291
Like Nolan Ryan putting down Robin Ventura.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 08:53 AM (qnVBz)

Bingo!

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

292 He's out of control and the only thing preventing absolute disaster is that Putin understands that Biden is a liar and a crook, only interested in his own accrual of personal power and monetary gain.

-------

"This asshole's out-of-control. He's out-of-control and we'll be lucky to live through it."

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022 08:54 AM (QbCrG)

293 "Die, NYC, Die!"

I live in the South Bronx, so thanks for thinking of us.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 28, 2022 08:54 AM (i0slg)

294 Now a potential ghetto brawl in tuxedos and gowns from one wealthy foul mouthed O b a m a son to another with the cameras rolling for the world. Love that thug life.
_____________

Yep and wasn't there also a Grammy or some other awards show where Beyonce's sister physically attacked Jay Z in the elevator?

I guess we have to give the sister credit for her restraint in waiting until they weren't in front of t.v. cameras before launching her violent physical attack on a family member.

Lovely role models. But remember folks, black violence is caused by white supremacy!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 08:54 AM (k4dH2)

295 127 Sidney Portier >>> Will Smith
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 08:07 AM (sVtYq)

Scroono (Bowery Boys) >>>> Will Smith.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 08:18 AM (s2VJv)

Stepin Fetchit was a better actor than Will Smith.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 08:54 AM (evAgx)

296 and Sasse
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 28, 2022 08:52 AM (flINI)

you for the hole

SasseHole

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 08:54 AM (yrol0)

297 Victor Davis Hanson: "When ideologues demand power but cannot achieve it politically because they are cruel ideologues, expect more of their insanity to follow."
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There's that word again...

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 08:55 AM (v8jY5)

298 Last Oscar winning movie I saw was...2014's Birdman. And it was good - Micheal Keaton is a talented actor and they gave him a good script.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 08:55 AM (ESjRY)

299 Instead of the Oscars, I watched Superman.

I think I came out on top.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 08:55 AM (LvTSG)

300 This pee-Residency is like a bad remake of The Dead Zone, except this time the non compos mentis dodo actually can see to it that the rockets have flown... hallelujah the end.

Morning, y'all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2022 08:55 AM (F0YaR)

301 Two nouns: Mark Dice. Now that's funny.

Posted by: klaftern at March 28, 2022 08:56 AM (taPSh)

302 77 "If the pattern holds, this will be the first time that "listen here, rubes! It's time to shut up and rally 'round the flag and support the latest war or you're a traitor who hates America" hasn't worked."

Vietnam?

Posted by: Brett at March 28, 2022 08:57 AM (SAmIX)

303
Zelensky didn't give a speech at the Oscars, so has Sean Penn posted a video of him melting down his statues yet like he promised?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Give the guy a break and some privacy! He has to pull them out of his ass first!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 28, 2022 08:57 AM (pNxlR)

304 "Jackson will be confirmed with how many votes? We should start a pool, with the winner getting a fabulous AoSHQ prize.
Posted by: kraken"

She will be confirmed with x votes on the right side of history against 100-x votes for racism and slavery.

Posted by: Ripley at March 28, 2022 08:57 AM (MxEKc)

305 I used to be a watcher of the O's b/c my parents loved movies. The 50',60' and 70's actors/actresses, directors, and stories were fantastic. Big fan of Ford, Wilder, Hitchcock, Kazan to name a few. I shocked myself that I didn't even know the O's were last night until yesterday morning. Came into work and a guy was showing everyone the "slap". Seriously, wtf. What I couldn't say was-I guess the O's are going ghetto.

Posted by: sidney at March 28, 2022 08:57 AM (LJJah)

306
Yeah, I wasn't aware of this. That being the case, her baldness obviously hasn't had any effect on her getting laid, so why's Will all pissed off about a joke by some has been comedian?
Posted by: Sponge

Because, after some time has passed, 'The Humiliation is part of the Kink' just becomes humiliating.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 08:58 AM (sAmhv)

307 Maybe now they will put Joe back in the basement.

The Dept. of Air Freshener and Mopping Up can't keep pace.

Posted by: Ziba at March 28, 2022 08:58 AM (S1hrL)

308 Two nouns: Mark Dice. Now that's funny.
Posted by: klaftern at March 28, 2022 08:56 AM (taPSh)

I will not watch any tater Stelter clip unless he does the voice-over for it.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

309 300 This pee-Residency is like a bad remake of The Dead Zone, except this time the non compos mentis dodo actually can see to it that the rockets have flown... hallelujah the end.

Morning, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2022 08:55 AM (F0YaR)

==========

In another way, there's an interesting parallel. King viewed the politician as a wild, raucous man who was going to willingly get the world into an unnecessary war. He was a populist in the vein of Huey Long.

And yet, it's usually the milquetoast politicians, or at least the ones portrayed as such, that seem to get us into a lot of messes. Someone like Joe Biden. Unremarkable backbencher until Obama needed assassination insurance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 08:58 AM (LvTSG)

310 For an aspirational middle-class kid from Long Island, the friendship with a wealthy trust-funder and son of one of the most powerful politicians in the world seemed a blessing. But it ended up destroying his life.

Devon Archer should turn on Chris Heinz and Hunter Biden and testify in open court, just as he did to the Grand Jury (when subpoenaed).

He doesn't owe those crooks any loyalty. I really look forward to hearing what he has to say.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 08:59 AM (CTi02)

311 305 I used to be a watcher of the O's b/c my parents loved movies. The 50',60' and 70's actors/actresses, directors, and stories were fantastic. Big fan of Ford, Wilder, Hitchcock, Kazan to name a few. I shocked myself that I didn't even know the O's were last night until yesterday morning. Came into work and a guy was showing everyone the "slap". Seriously, wtf. What I couldn't say was-I guess the O's are going ghetto.
Posted by: sidney at March 28, 2022 08:57 AM (LJJah)

========

I read that they had a DJ instead of a band. This is a few years after the Board of Governors invited thousands of new entrants to the Academy, almost all black.

Weird, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 08:59 AM (LvTSG)

312
The Dept. of Air Freshener and Mopping Up can't keep pace.
Posted by: Ziba

Zookeepers have it easy -- they simply can hose the place down!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 28, 2022 09:00 AM (pNxlR)

313 Here is an alternate angle of the Smith/ Rock Oscars incident.

https://youtu.be/fN16vqScM-g

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 09:00 AM (qnVBz)

314 Here is a comparison on Twitter of how much our soldiers like Commander in Chief Joe the Decrepit Liar and another POTUS

https://tinyurl.com/2p8d2pny

click on the image then click on the small arrows at the edges to switch between the two images in full

Posted by: Gref at March 28, 2022 09:00 AM (AMIL/)

315 Is JJ a member of the WGA?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 09:01 AM (LvTSG)

316 285 Repukes voting for Kunta Kinte Jefferson Jackson will be

Romney
Murkowski
Collins
and Sasse
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 28, 2022 08:52 AM (flINI)

JackSasse has already said he's a no

Murk will probs be a no, as well as Mutt

Collins is safe for a while, so a yes

Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2022 09:01 AM (us2H3)

317 Here is an alternate angle of the Smith/ Rock Oscars incident.

https://youtu.be/fN16vqScM-g
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 09:00 AM (qnVBz)

LOL! YouTube has an age restriction on that video.......

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

318 By featuring live action video of one grown man slapping another grown man, last night's ceremony achieved its goal of becoming the Gayest Oscars Ever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 09:01 AM (evAgx)

319 You can look at the Oscars ratings and the movie industry as a whole over time, the downward spiral started in the early 2000's as a reaction to the GWOT, accelerated under the racial arsonry of SCOAMF, and literally fell off the cliff as a reaction the Trump.

It's not even a s Zombie right now, it's something even worse...

It's just boring, dull and unimaginative.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 09:01 AM (uCT+M)

320 316 JackSasse has already said he's a no
Murk will probs be a no, as well as Mutt
Collins is safe for a while, so a yes
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2022 09:01 AM (us2H3)

=========

I've maintained that she'll gain no votes over her confirmation from last year. She got 3 Republicans (Graham, Murkowski, and Collins). All KBJ needs is Collins to stay.

With Mitch not whipping votes, she'll most likely do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 09:02 AM (LvTSG)

321 I like the Z-man's name for the SC nominee: Jumanji Jones.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette at March 28, 2022 09:02 AM (rfKz7)

322
From Oscars So White to Oscars So Black in just a few short years!

And still there are those who insist that there is no such thing as progress!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 28, 2022 09:02 AM (pNxlR)

323 >>Devon Archer should turn on Chris Heinz and Hunter Biden and testify in open court, just as he did to the Grand Jury (when subpoenaed).

>>He doesn't owe those crooks any loyalty. I really look forward to hearing what he has to say.

Imagine knowing you had the power to bring down an American president and a whole of other corrupt government officials.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 09:02 AM (ZLI7S)

324 By featuring live action video of one grown man slapping another grown man, last night's ceremony achieved its goal of becoming the Gayest Oscars Ever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 09:01 AM (evAgx)

A feat only previously achieved by The Tony Awards......

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

325 New Movies are like the image of "Christ in a jar of Piss"

They are too many great works of art to pay them any attention

Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2022 09:03 AM (us2H3)

326 The longer this farce of a presidency is allowed to continue, the closer we get to CW2. Any normal, red-blooded sane America knows the election was stolen and that what is happening should not be happening. This cannot be allowed to stand any longer.

We cannot be this stupid and brainwashed as a nation, can we?

Posted by: Eli Cash at March 28, 2022 09:03 AM (SScvq)

327 I saw what the Williams sisters wore to the affair last night. I was tempted to watch just to see if one of their hairy tits fell out of their swanky dresses...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 28, 2022 09:03 AM (flINI)

328 Imagine knowing you had the power to bring down an American president and a whole of other corrupt government officials.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 09:02 AM (ZLI7S)

And the entire Biden family is saddened by his impending suicide.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 28, 2022 09:04 AM (UuD2k)

329 From Oscars So White to Oscars So Black in just a few short years!

And still there are those who insist that there is no such thing as progress!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 28, 2022 09:02 AM (pNxlR)

It would be funny if someone started that.

Oscars so white!!!! No violence on stage.

Oscars go black!!!! Brawls ensue.

Any questions?

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

330 And yet, it's usually the milquetoast politicians, or at least the ones portrayed as such, that seem to get us into a lot of messes. Someone like Joe Biden. Unremarkable backbencher until Obama needed assassination insurance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 08:58 AM (LvTSG)

To put the thing into classical terms, Weakness at the top has always caused far more wars than Strength has.

the woketards with daddy issues can never understand that, so they keep having to learn the lesson the Hard Way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 09:04 AM (evAgx)

331 Mitch said no, and Lindsay said maybe no, Hawley, the other guy, and Blackstone said no. Five no votes. Five! I win.

Posted by: Ziba at March 28, 2022 09:04 AM (S1hrL)

332 255 Has anyone stated the obvious. - Chris Rock must have been banging Jada.
Posted by: blaster

Well, he's rich. He can afford the STD treatments.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 09:05 AM (sAmhv)

333 "We cannot be this stupid and brainwashed as a nation, can we?"

Hang on, and let me check..

*Shakes Magic 8-Ball*

Oh crap!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 28, 2022 09:05 AM (3D/fK)

334 sra blaster is binging Bridgerton. This is a period piece but it's specifically ahistorical. As near as I can tell it's like someone took Bront� and filled it with women of color being the objects of mad desire by rich white men. Indian, Japanese, Black. She got mad when I pointed out there are no Latinas on the show. They didn't have Hispanics then! Yeah well the Queen wasn't black either.

But what is interesting is that the WOC are all stunning in a Western standard of beauty way and the white women...are not.

Posted by: blaster at March 28, 2022 09:05 AM (9otr5)

335 330 the woketards with daddy issues can never understand that, so they keep having to learn the lesson the Hard Way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 09:04 AM (evAgx)

========

Life on the commune was great for like a week. Why can't all of the world operate like that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 09:05 AM (LvTSG)

336 >>And the entire Biden family is saddened by his impending suicide.

I'm pretty sure it goes well beyond the Bidens.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 09:05 AM (ZLI7S)

337 And God help us, by calling for regime change in Moscow, he's just given the Russians a causus belli, should they choose to accept it. They would be perfectly within their rights to do so under the laws of war.

------

Here's your chance, Bad Vlad!

Compromised Hunter, in the White House basement, with the polonium-tipped dildo.

Hey, a man can dream ...

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022 09:06 AM (QbCrG)

338 "Imagine knowing you had the power to bring down an American president and a whole of other corrupt government officials.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 09:02 AM (ZLI7S)"

then imagine how short your remaining life would be if they even got the idea that you might try to do that.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 28, 2022 09:06 AM (c1v4f)

339 Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz; 9h
Less violence at the Trump rally than at the Oscars.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 09:06 AM (UHVv4)

340 Call me when someone dude pops a cap in a brothers ass at the Os. I will watch then!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 09:06 AM (yrol0)

341 I remember thinking Hoda Kotb was remarkably un-telegenic when I first saw her several years ago. This morning, I mistakenly thought someone had given Kamala a great makeover, but then I put on my glasses saw that neither Hoda or Kamala was any better.

Posted by: Downcast at March 28, 2022 09:06 AM (XqYjL)

342 You can look at the Oscars ratings and the movie industry as a whole over time, the downward spiral started in the early 2000's as a reaction to the GWOT, accelerated under the racial arsonry of SCOAMF, and literally fell off the cliff as a reaction the Trump.

It's not even a s Zombie right now, it's something even worse...

It's just boring, dull and unimaginative.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 09:01 AM

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2022 09:06 AM (vqhPW)

343 Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz; 9h
Less violence at the Trump rally than at the Oscars.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 09:06 AM (UHVv4)

And there it is......

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

344 Imagine knowing you had the power to bring down an American president and a whole of other corrupt government officials.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 09:02 AM (ZLI7S)

I hope the justice is swift and sure on this!

Posted by: blaster at March 28, 2022 09:07 AM (9otr5)

345 Oscars so white!!!! No violence on stage.

Oscars go black!!!! Brawls ensue.
___________

It's white supremacy to notice that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 09:07 AM (k4dH2)

346 Oscars so white!!!! No violence on stage.

Oscars go black!!!! Brawls ensue.

Any questions?
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

Oscars go Mexican!!! Sicario steps on stage and executes all of the other hosts, and the front 5 rows of guests.

(hey THAT I would watch!)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 09:07 AM (evAgx)

347 *Shakes Magic 8-Ball*

Oh crap!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 28, 2022 09:05 AM (3D/fK)

There are only 7 sides in the new resized Biden Economy 8 Ball.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 09:08 AM (yrol0)

348 Imagine knowing you had the power to bring down an American president and a whole of other corrupt government officials.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 09:02 AM (ZLI7S)
==============
I wonder how big that crowd of people with power is, and I bet it is fairly large...Putin (and Xi), certainly, and some unknown sized group of Americans who witnessed some of the Hunter and Jim efforts on behalf of Big Guy.

Tony Bobolinski is going to go down as the brave one, willing to testify against his won interests as a duty to the country. All the rest of these schmucks (Archer included) are, I guess, waiting until they are in trouble with the law and they can trade knowledge for leniency, or until Biden is already going down.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 09:08 AM (CTi02)

349 Just thought the irony would occur to the Horde:

This weekend's ads for covid shots (a teacher saying she did it for her students and her 'staff') also included a big ad for a covid treatment that had to be taken within five days of symptoms occurring by Pfizer.

No wonder the puzzling hysteria against existing treatments: there was a new one in the works that cost a lot of money and was patented as well.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 28, 2022 09:08 AM (MIKMs)

350 A question...

Ezra Levant @ezralevant; 10h
Where was this chivalrous side of Will Smith when Harvey Weinstein was around?

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 09:08 AM (UHVv4)

351 I already knew I was old and out of touch, but I just watched that Will Smith punching clip and I totally don't even get the joke that Rock made. I guess it has something to do with whatever GI Jane 2 is, but it sailed right over my head and went into orbit and I had no idea that was an insult.

I kind of feel like Joe Biden at the moment.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 28, 2022 09:08 AM (wyw4S)

352 350 A question...

Ezra Levant @ezralevant; 10h
Where was this chivalrous side of Will Smith when Harvey Weinstein was around?
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 09:08 AM (UHVv4)

===========

Sex crimes aren't crimes in Hollywood unless a woman wants your job.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 09:08 AM (LvTSG)

353 The Saturday afternoon address from Poland was so obviously made to try and mimic Reagan's speech.

They are pushing this war so hard to try and make Biden look like a leader but they don't even know what that means.

Pathetic losers.

Posted by: Eli Cash at March 28, 2022 09:09 AM (SScvq)

354
Ezra Levant @ezralevant; 10h
Where was this chivalrous side of Will Smith when Harvey Weinstein was around?
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 09:08 AM (UHVv4)

The same place he is when the line similar to that scene in Airplane! is outside his wife's bedroom door, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

355 If any of the rumors are true, Will Smith should have slapped his wife instead.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 28, 2022 09:09 AM (9fmff)

356 351 I already knew I was old and out of touch, but I just watched that Will Smith punching clip and I totally don't even get the joke that Rock made. I guess it has something to do with whatever GI Jane 2 is, but it sailed right over my head and went into orbit and I had no idea that was an insult.

I kind of feel like Joe Biden at the moment.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 28, 2022 09:08 AM (wyw4S)

========

Demi Moore shaved her head for GI Jane in the 90s. Jada has no hair because of alopecia. It's Oscar level humor about a movie that will never get made.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 09:09 AM (LvTSG)

357 I hope the justice is swift and sure on this!
Posted by: blaster at March 28, 2022 09:07 AM (9otr5)
===================
When will the junta decide Biden has to go? I guess we will know when the NYT starts talking up President Harris.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 09:09 AM (CTi02)

358 349 Just thought the irony would occur to the Horde:

This weekend's ads for covid shots (a teacher saying she did it for her students and her 'staff') also included a big ad for a covid treatment that had to be taken within five days of symptoms occurring by Pfizer.

No wonder the puzzling hysteria against existing treatments: there was a new one in the works that cost a lot of money and was patented as well.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 28, 2022 09:08 AM (MIKMs)

"We'll tell you the Name of the Game, Boy
It's called Ridin' the Gravy Train!!!!"

Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 09:10 AM (Vr12I)

359 I guess it has something to do with whatever GI Jane 2 is, but it sailed right over my head and went into orbit and I had no idea that was an insult.

I kind of feel like Joe Biden at the moment.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 28, 2022 09:08 AM (wyw4S)

She's going bald. GI Jane shaved her head.

GI Jane 2 isn't a thing, it was just a joke about JPS going bald.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

360 "Oscars so white!!!! No violence on stage.

Oscars go black!!!! Brawls ensue."

I think that goes for spring break now.

Posted by: Ripley at March 28, 2022 09:10 AM (MxEKc)

361 Ezra Levant @ezralevant; 10h
Where was this chivalrous side of Will Smith when Harvey Weinstein was around?
__________

Hey, Harvey was just f*cking and raping actresses, he wasn't doing anything really offensive like making jokes about their hair!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 09:11 AM (k4dH2)

362 >>I think Veep Throat would actually be an improvement.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2022 08:01 AM (DU+/6)

This reminds me of 2016 when I was trying to convince myself that Romney was worthy of my vote. She will be an udder disaster.
Posted by: Caliban at March 28, 2022 08:43 AM (HgGBT)

Voting for Mutt was one of the dumbest fucking things I ever did. I still despise the GOP for imposing that blowdried empty suit on me.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 28, 2022 09:11 AM (y7DUB)

363 Jumanji Jackson will need 60 votes in the Senate which she will not get.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 28, 2022 09:11 AM (1IJnB)

364 Within minutes "of the slap" 4chan had memes up. There should be hundreds floating around the web today.

"How can he slap"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2022 09:11 AM (BFigT)

365 Demi Moore shaved her head for GI Jane in the 90s. Jada has no hair because of alopecia. It's Oscar level humor about a movie that will never get made.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 09:09 AM (LvTSG)
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Ah, thank you. Yep, further confirmation that I am old and out of touch, but feeling a tad less Bidenish now that I'm in on the big joke.

I shall now resume not caring about the Oscars at all.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 28, 2022 09:11 AM (wyw4S)

366 __________

Hey, Harvey was just f*cking and raping actresses, he wasn't doing anything really offensive like making jokes about their hair!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 09:11 AM (k4dH2)

He did it in the privacy of his own casting couch. Not on TV with tens of tens watching.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

367 363 Jumanji Jackson will need 60 votes in the Senate which she will not get.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 28, 2022 09:11 AM (1IJnB)

=========

If the committee doesn't vote in her favor.

I've come to fully expect the, "I voted for her in committee but against her on the floor" gambit from some Republican.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 09:12 AM (LvTSG)

368 @342

>>You say that like it's a bad thing.

It is a bad thing, some of my fondest memories are going to the movies with my mom, dad, brothers, friends and wife.

Drive in were awesome, the whole movie experience used to be awesome.

Now it's shit, like everything else.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 09:12 AM (wJ7h6)

369 One of the companies Hunter and John Kerry's stepson was invested in was Metabiota. Metabioa also received funding from the DOD and the CIA among others.

Metabiota was also afflicted with Eco Health Alliance and Fauci. Metabiota did work in Ukraine and Wuhan.

The founder of Metabiota is Natan Wolfe and he was a friend of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell and is a member of the WEF.

If it feels like you are living in the Matrix it's because you are. We are only seeing the tip of the corruption.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 09:12 AM (ZLI7S)

370 I read that they had a DJ instead of a band. This is a few years after the Board of Governors invited thousands of new entrants to the Academy, almost all black.

Weird, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 08:59 AM (LvTSG)

In the next remake of the Titanic, a DJ will be playing Lil' Naz X on the deck while the ship slowly sinks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 09:12 AM (evAgx)

371 Demi Moore shaved her head for GI Jane in the 90s. Jada has no hair because of alopecia. It's Oscar level humor about a movie that will never get made.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Shows how much I know. I thought Alopecia was dating Fitty Cent.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 09:12 AM (egg9a)

372
I shall now resume not caring about the Oscars at all.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 28, 2022 09:11 AM (wyw4S)

Your choice. It is wise.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

373 " Not on TV with tens of tens watching."

LOL ! and true, besides !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 28, 2022 09:12 AM (c1v4f)

374 Not Chicago numbers unless they keep it up for a few months more but...

El Salvador declares state of emergency amid a surge of gang-related killings. 14 People were killed on Friday and 62 on Saturday, numbers not seen in years.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 09:13 AM (UHVv4)

375
Shows how much I know. I thought Alopecia was dating Fitty Cent.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 09:12 AM (egg9a)

There will be a glut of babies named Alopecia in a certain community coming soon as a result of this.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

376 Jumanji Jackson. That's LOL material.

Posted by: Eli Cash at March 28, 2022 09:13 AM (SScvq)

377 What Happens When a GOP Majority Can Investigate the Jan. 6 Committee?

And the answer is......

Nothing!

Posted by: Richard Dawkins at March 28, 2022 09:13 AM (CTi02)

378 there aren't enuff bridges to sell to all the people who think the GOP is gonna do shit to Biden next year

summer of 2023, the GOP will be cutting deals with Biden

book it

Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2022 09:13 AM (us2H3)

379 I have heard that Drive My Car is a beautiful little film. I am interested in seeing that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 09:13 AM (LvTSG)

380 Lots of women go bald.

That's why we have wigs.

Apparently, having a medical issue became a sin of our own fault.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 28, 2022 09:13 AM (9fmff)

381 So many typos, so little coffee.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 09:14 AM (ZLI7S)

382 I thought it was funny that Will Smith is perfectly okay with another man f*cking his wife, but he draws the line at another man joking about her hair.

It's funnier than that, even. Jada is f*cking other people and she announced they have an "open marriage". Will is not f*cking other people, and he's moped around like Tater arriving 5 minutes after closing at Krispy Kreme ever since. He's a shoo-in for writing for the Bulwark.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2022 09:14 AM (ZGrMX)

383 Drive in were awesome, the whole movie experience used to be awesome.

Now it's shit, like everything else.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 09:12 AM (wJ7h6)

I used to love Drive-in Movies. THE OCTAGON! and movies like that chop suey flick that WeirdDave showed a clip of the other night, those made the Drive-in great!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 09:14 AM (evAgx)

384 Oscars are not important any more. I haven't gone out to a movie in 10 years.

Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2022 09:14 AM (88xKn)

385 I kind of feel like Joe Biden at the moment.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 28, 2022 09:08 AM (wyw4S)

2 lbs of crap in your drawers?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 09:14 AM (yrol0)

386 This world is really nuts

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 28, 2022 09:14 AM (t4poC)

387 I kind of feel like Joe Biden at the moment.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 28, 2022 09:08 AM (wyw4S)

2 lbs of crap in your drawers?
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 09:14 AM (yrol0)

Depends.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

388 Nice to be back here amongst the Horde. I am processing my recent trip to South Texas. Being there in person was quite - " different" from reading about it.

Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 09:15 AM (Vr12I)

389 In the next remake of the Titanic, a DJ will be playing Lil' Naz X on the deck while the ship slowly sinks.

An all-black Titanic by Damon Wayans could actually be pretty awesome, but he'd never be allowed to make it today.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2022 09:15 AM (ZGrMX)

390 Given how much publicity Will Smith is getting I expect Ayanna Pressley or some other squad member will slap someone later today on the House floor.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 09:16 AM (CTi02)

391 I thought SCOTUS nominees now only had to get 51 votes.

Posted by: Eli Cash at March 28, 2022 09:16 AM (SScvq)

392 My mom wanted to watch the Oscars, so I got to watch them for the first time since Shakespeare beat Private Ryan. It raised a very interesting question that wasn't answered. After the deaf writer won an Oscar, how did they plan on stopping his speech since they couldn't play him off with music or cut his microphone?

Posted by: Downcast at March 28, 2022 09:16 AM (D4+ZF)

393 Oscars are not important any more. I haven't gone out to a movie in 10 years.
Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2022 09:14 AM (88xKn)

I've seen 2 movies in the theaters in the past while. Both while "new" to theaters, to give a time reference.

Catch Me if You Can and American Sniper.

I'm told I will be seeing the new Top Gun in the theater, but only one that sells booze.

I'm actually OK with that.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

394 390 Given how much publicity Will Smith is getting I expect Ayanna Pressley or some other squad member will slap someone later today on the House floor.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 09:16 AM (CTi02)

"Call me!"

- -Sy Sperling, Hair Club for Men (he's not only president, but a client)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 09:17 AM (s2VJv)

395 380 Lots of women go bald.

That's why we have wigs.

Apparently, having a medical issue became a sin of our own fault.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse

I believe the main criticism is the Smith's open marriage and the damage done to their children, and less the baldness.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 09:17 AM (sAmhv)

396 "As part of the plan, a 20% minimum tax rate would be placed on U.S. households worth more than $100 million, with more than half the revenue coming from households worth more than $1 billion."

I saw a chart listing the expected additional annual taxes the combined households worth more than $1 Billion will pay is $21 Billion, up from the current $9 Billion. That will not put a dent in the annual budget deficit, but the Progs only want a talking point.

Posted by: Gref at March 28, 2022 09:17 AM (AMIL/)

397 Depends.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)
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Hey you two! I'm old and cranky but I'm not THAT old, yet.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 28, 2022 09:17 AM (wyw4S)

398 Nice to be back here amongst the Horde. I am processing my recent trip to South Texas. Being there in person was quite - " different" from reading about it.
Posted by: kraken

How'd it go?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 09:17 AM (egg9a)

399 391 I thought SCOTUS nominees now only had to get 51 votes.
Posted by: Eli Cash at March 28, 2022 09:16 AM (SScvq)

really only 50 with Kamala as the tiebreaker.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 09:17 AM (evAgx)

400 Nice to be back here amongst the Horde. I am processing my recent trip to South Texas. Being there in person was quite - " different" from reading about it.
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 09:15 AM (Vr12I)

We expect a full report to be provided to a COB to be posted on the main page by the end of the day.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

401 Given how much publicity Will Smith is getting I expect Ayanna Pressley or some other squad member will slap someone later today on the House floor.

The national debt could be erased in a month if they had a thing where you pay $10 to have Pressley slap the Congressperson of your choice.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2022 09:18 AM (ZGrMX)

402
El Salvador declares state of emergency amid a surge of gang-related killings. 14 People were killed on Friday and 62 on Saturday, numbers not seen in years.
_____________

Obviously the only answer is to let more of El Salvador's vicious gang members come and live here!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 09:18 AM (k4dH2)

403 Joe Biden Eliminates U.S. Tariffs On More Than 350 China-Made Products

The Section 301 tariffs on billions of dollars worth of China-made products were first imposed by former President Trump after a decades-long free trade consensus in Washington, D.C., that has eliminated 3.7 million American jobs from the U.S. economy from 2001 to 2018.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 09:18 AM (UHVv4)

404 391 I thought SCOTUS nominees now only had to get 51 votes.
Posted by: Eli Cash at March 28, 2022 09:16 AM (SScvq)

========

There's a rule in the Senate still in place that if the appropriate committee doesn't vote in favor of the nominee with a majority, the leader can still bring the vote to the floor but it requires 60 votes instead of 50. It's different from a cloture vote.

It's been used in the past few months to kill a nomination to an executive post, and it's possible because all of the committees are evenly split.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 09:18 AM (LvTSG)

405 We all know the GOP won't do anything. Hell we all know there won't even be an election. They flat out stole it in 2020. We are never going back. They will never give up the power they have accumulated since then.

Posted by: Eli Cash at March 28, 2022 09:18 AM (SScvq)

406
Hey you two! I'm old and cranky but I'm not THAT old, yet.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 28, 2022 09:17 AM (wyw4S)

LOL.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

407 News chyron here, probably based on AP...

Israeli police say a pair of "terrorists" fatally shot 2 people in central Israel before they were killed by police.

BTW, the "terrorists" also wounded six people.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 09:18 AM (UHVv4)

408 The UN Plans to Roll Out "Global Early-Warning Systems" for "Extreme Weather"

You clowns could just watch Janice Dean and the problem is solved.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 09:18 AM (CTi02)

409 Thank you, TheJamesMadison

Here's to hoping that happens!

Posted by: Eli Cash at March 28, 2022 09:18 AM (SScvq)

410 Gee. That's odd. One of Canada's World Cup soccer team players is out of the lineup with myocarditis.

I wonder what could have caused that?? Poor guy. Probably born with it.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 09:19 AM (UHVv4)

411 389 In the next remake of the Titanic, a DJ will be playing Lil' Naz X on the deck while the ship slowly sinks.

An all-black Titanic by Damon Wayans could actually be pretty awesome, but he'd never be allowed to make it today.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2022 09:15 AM (ZGrMX)

The Iceberg will be accused of White Privilege.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 09:19 AM (evAgx)

412 Israeli police say a pair of "terrorists" fatally shot 2 people in central Israel before they were killed by police.

Saw this yesterday on the Twats. Both people killed were Israeli Arabs, so good job Palestinians.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2022 09:19 AM (ZGrMX)

413 409 Thank you, TheJamesMadison

Here's to hoping that happens!
Posted by: Eli Cash at March 28, 2022 09:18 AM (SScvq)

==========

Shows you how much power Mitch has had to stop all of Biden's nominees everywhere that he hasn't really used.

The only reason this is remotely possible is because the fight is so public and this is an election year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 09:19 AM (LvTSG)

414 "48-hour anschluss of Ukraine"

The only people claiming this, are all the Military Industrial Complex stooges in both government and Media who want it to be true and are aching for WAR. Direct war with Russia. Also the same brain trust that told us things were great in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Posted by: Rodney C Johnson at March 28, 2022 09:19 AM (A5STV)

415 An all-black Titanic by Damon Wayans could actually be pretty awesome, but he'd never be allowed to make it today.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2022 09:15 AM (ZGrMX)

Titanic mix up with Soul Plane!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 09:20 AM (yrol0)

416 I've maintained that she'll gain no votes over her confirmation from last year. She got 3 Republicans (Graham, Murkowski, and Collins). All KBJ needs is Collins to stay.

With Mitch not whipping votes, she'll most likely do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 09:02 AM (LvTSG)

If she gets voted out of judicial committee with a single R vote or more, she's on the bench. She'll only need 50 votes on the Senate floor, with the word salad cumdumpster able to break a 50-50 tie. But if the 11 Rs on the JC vote No, it will take 60 votes in the Senate to confirm her.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2022 09:20 AM (F0YaR)

417 how did they plan on stopping his speech since they couldn't play him off with music or cut his microphone?
Posted by: Downcast at March 28, 2022 09:16 AM (D4+ZF)

7.62x39 to the leg.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

418 Titanic mix up with Soul Plane!

I'm thinking more Wayans and David Alan Grier doing an extended "Men On A Cruise". Which is why they wouldn't be allowed to make it.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2022 09:21 AM (ZGrMX)

419 As VDH said on Levin last night Kunte Ketanji's confirmation is right out of the Sotomayor confirmation playbook, with extra points for being an apologist for pedophiles and having braids.

Posted by: Ziba at March 28, 2022 09:21 AM (S1hrL)

420 Biden is at 40% approval. He will get his communist scotus appointee in easily. And Manchin is back onboard the BBB and GND.

Dems win even when theyre losing.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 09:21 AM (f9EKv)

421 Were I Putin, I would put out some statement that I would be worried about what Biden said but everyone know he's a senile clown who isn't really in charge of anything. Just keep provoking him into making more outrageous statements that the White House has to walk back.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2022 09:21 AM (vMCab)

422 398 Nice to be back here amongst the Horde. I am processing

How'd it go?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 09:17 AM (egg9a)

The people I met were good people, living in tough circumstances. The border is overrun, Texas is doing some heavy lifting. It's a crisis. Staring at Piedras Negras, from Eagle Pass, I realized that all of the overseas stuff we are being fed by the Media is insignificant compared to what is happening here.

Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 09:22 AM (Vr12I)

423 418 Titanic mix up with Soul Plane!

I'm thinking more Wayans and David Alan Grier doing an extended "Men On A Cruise". Which is why they wouldn't be allowed to make it.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2022 09:21 AM (ZGrMX)

Add in some T Pain and I am in!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 09:22 AM (yrol0)

424 But if we do that then they might change the rules! Not the hill to die on! Run away!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 28, 2022 09:22 AM (qnVBz)

425 If she gets voted out of judicial committee with a single R vote or more, she's on the bench. She'll only need 50 votes on the Senate floor, with the word salad cumdumpster able to break a 50-50 tie. But if the 11 Rs on the JC vote No, it will take 60 votes in the Senate to confirm her.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2022 09:20 AM (F0YaR)

I know the answer, but why in the hell would we not be able to bank on all 11 R's voting no? What fucking kind of game do they think we are playing here? It's all so depressing and does not have to be this way.

Posted by: Eli Cash at March 28, 2022 09:22 AM (SScvq)

426 Report: Beau Biden Charity Takes in Millions, Spends Fraction on Helping Children

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The corpse that keeps on giving ...

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022 09:22 AM (QbCrG)

427 I

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 28, 2022 09:22 AM (GZ/yK)

428 425 I know the answer, but why in the hell would we not be able to bank on all 11 R's voting no? What fucking kind of game do they think we are playing here? It's all so depressing and does not have to be this way.
Posted by: Eli Cash at March 28, 2022 09:22 AM (SScvq)

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"She deserves a floor vote even though I don't think she should be on the court."
-Ben Sasse, probably

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 09:23 AM (LvTSG)

429 400 Nice to be back here amongst the Horde. I am processing my recent trip to South Texas. Being there in person was quite - " different" from reading about it.
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 09:15 AM (Vr12I)

We expect a full report to be provided to a COB to be posted on the main page by the end of the day.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

Heh. I would do that.

Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 09:23 AM (Vr12I)

430 I quit watching the Oscars decades ago, but I did log into the interwebs and hunted to see the actresses dresses. Quit doing even that five years ago, as now they all dress hideously.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 28, 2022 09:24 AM (GZ/yK)

431 Or Graham. It'll probably be Graham.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 09:24 AM (LvTSG)

432 I'm proud that I can state that I haven't watched the Oscars in decades.

Posted by: Archer at March 28, 2022 09:24 AM (gmo/4)

433 Fake 'newspersons', fake 'statespersons', fake 'performerpersons'. The whole world's a stage.

Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 09:24 AM (0OP+5)

434 really only 50 with Kamala as the tiebreaker.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 09:17 AM (evAgx)
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There is some controversy about this, iirc. I suppose we will see every legal scholar in creation tutoring us on the niceties of Article I, Section 3.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 09:24 AM (fIKv5)

435
Heh. I would do that.
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 09:23 AM (Vr12I)

DO IT!

TJM has access. I think we can talk him into it.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

436 429 400 Nice to be back here amongst the Horde. I am processing my recent trip to South Texas. Being there in person was quite - " different" from reading about it.
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 09:15 AM (Vr12I)

We expect a full report to be provided to a COB to be posted on the main page by the end of the day.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

Heh. I would do that.
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 09:23 AM (Vr12I)

"The quantity of pants to be seen in the moronic milieu was greatly in excess of what other accounts had lead me to believe."

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 28, 2022 09:25 AM (z5Vrg)

437 434 really only 50 with Kamala as the tiebreaker.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 09:17 AM (evAgx)
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There is some controversy about this, iirc. I suppose we will see every legal scholar in creation tutoring us on the niceties of Article I, Section 3.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 09:24 AM (fIKv5)

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If it comes to it, Dems will get what they want because to do otherwise would be judicial activism, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 09:25 AM (LvTSG)

438 I know the answer, but why in the hell would we not be able to bank on all 11 R's voting no? What fucking kind of game do they think we are playing here? It's all so depressing and does not have to be this way.
Posted by: Eli Cash at March 28, 2022 09:22 AM (SScvq)

Just looking at the list I can immediately identify 2 definite yes votes. And more thank likely another. Sasse, Tillis, and Cornyn.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2022 09:25 AM (vMCab)

439 I'm not sure I understand why Biden's handlers have let him out. There could only be two outcomes--disastrous and bizarrely disastrous.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 28, 2022 09:25 AM (eGTCV)

440 I'm proud that I can state that I haven't watched the Oscars in decades.
Posted by: Archer at March 28, 2022 09:24 AM (gmo/4)

I'm proud I can state that I've never sat through more than a few minutes at a time, maybe 5 times in my life.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

441 435
Heh. I would do that.
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 09:23 AM (Vr12I)
DO IT!
TJM has access. I think we can talk him into it.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

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Sure. I can put it in draft and Ace can post it if and when he notices it.

I've had stuff sit around for weeks before he's published, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 09:26 AM (LvTSG)

442 The name doesn't sound familiar but a White House ~~spokesperson~~ spokeswoman, Karine Jean-Pierre, tested positive for C-19 after returning from Europe.

Odd that "spokesperson" wasn't used.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 09:26 AM (UHVv4)

443 =========

Sure. I can put it in draft and Ace can post it if and when he notices it.

I've had stuff sit around for weeks before he's published, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 09:26 AM (LvTSG)

We have faith in you. C'mon man. FLEX those muscles.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

444 438 Just looking at the list I can immediately identify 2 definite yes votes. And more thank likely another. Sasse, Tillis, and Cornyn.
Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2022 09:25 AM (vMCab)

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Last year when she was voted out of committee for the DC Circuit Court, she got two Republican votes: Graham and Cornyn. Sasse voted against her even then.

If there's one vote to get her out of committee it's one of those two.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 09:26 AM (LvTSG)

445 A simple cursory review of who Mcconnell has put on the judiciary committee is enough information for one to conclude that the GOP is useless group of hacks, losers and commie sympathizers. Worst of the worst. SPIT!

Time to switch to bourbon from coffee. I cannot handle this garbage so early.

Posted by: Eli Cash at March 28, 2022 09:27 AM (SScvq)

446 Gee. That's odd. One of Canada's World Cup soccer team players is out of the lineup with myocarditis.

I wonder what could have caused that?? Poor guy. Probably born with it.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 09:19 AM (UHVv4)
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Amazing. An athlete suddenly develops myocarditis. You would think some journalist would ask some questions....

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 09:27 AM (fIKv5)

447 The people I met were good people, living in tough circumstances. The border is overrun, Texas is doing some heavy lifting. It's a crisis. Staring at Piedras Negras, from Eagle Pass, I realized that all of the overseas stuff we are being fed by the Media is insignificant compared to what is happening here.
Posted by: kraken

Unfortunately, I don't know a good enough answer to really solve the problem. Not one that is truly workable.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 09:27 AM (egg9a)

448 Black Wives Natter.

Posted by: Will Smith at March 28, 2022 09:27 AM (PnLWH)

449 =========================
Amazing. An athlete suddenly develops myocarditis. You would think some journalist would ask some questions....
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 09:27 AM (fIKv5)

Deaths among soccer players is up 300%. Must be all that gang related shooting outside the stadiums they play in.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

450 #442 A second chyron tells me that Jean-Pierre was Psaki's stand-in in Europe though "luckily" she was socially distanced from China Joe.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 09:28 AM (UHVv4)

451 Only time I watched the Oscars in full was in college when a sorority had a big Oscars shin dig. It was exhausting. But what the hell hot girls and free booze so whatevs.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 09:28 AM (f9EKv)

452
I know the answer, but why in the hell would we not be able to bank on all 11 R's voting no?

One of the oldest GOPe games is to advance some leftwing goal while claiming your sacred principles require you to do it...and then finding some way that everyone knows will fail to pretend to oppose.

Remember the myriad Obamacare recalls that were voted on when Obama could just veto them...followed by the refusal to work with President Trump to repeal it when there was no possibility of a veto?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 09:28 AM (ESjRY)

453 Remember when that one guy was trying to scare everyone here about covid causing Myocarditis.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2022 09:29 AM (vMCab)

454 Sitting on Joe's lap is not social distancing.

Posted by: Ziba at March 28, 2022 09:29 AM (S1hrL)

455 Sure. I can put it in draft and Ace can post it if and when he notices it.

I've had stuff sit around for weeks before he's published, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 09:26 AM (LvTSG)

We have faith in you. C'mon man. FLEX those muscles.
Posted by: Sponge

Name drop. Prometheus.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 09:29 AM (egg9a)

456 If an R votes Jackson out of committee should be continuously reminded they are pedo enablers and more than likely pedo's themselves.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 28, 2022 09:29 AM (1IJnB)

457 439 I'm not sure I understand why Biden's handlers have let him out. There could only be two outcomes--disastrous and bizarrely disastrous.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 28, 2022 09:25 AM (eGTCV)

I wonder how much the EU and NATO leaders enjoyed their meetings with Joe? How could they not enjoy endless stories about Beau, Corn Pop, how terrible Trump is, the many times Joe won political showdowns in the Senate and as Veep, and so on.

Posted by: Gref at March 28, 2022 09:29 AM (AMIL/)

458 455 Name drop. Prometheus.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 09:29 AM (egg9a)

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I considered it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 09:30 AM (LvTSG)

459 I'm thinking more Wayans and David Alan Grier doing an extended "Men On A Cruise". Which is why they wouldn't be allowed to make.
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Two snaps up!! With a twist!!

Posted by: Antoine Merriweather at March 28, 2022 09:30 AM (UHVv4)

460 456 If an R votes Jackson out of committee should be continuously reminded they are pedo enablers and more than likely pedo's themselves.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 28, 2022 09:29 AM (1IJnB)

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So, Lindsey Graham, then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 09:30 AM (LvTSG)

461 It's a sad state of affairs in the age of super women that Jada Smith needed her husband to defend her.
I'm surprised she couldn't handle a knock-out slap herself.
Be better GI Jane. Be better.

Posted by: old chick at March 28, 2022 09:31 AM (sOete)

462 There was always a 0% change she does NOT get confirmed. Any hope the gop would stop it is TwoWeeks stuff.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 09:31 AM (f9EKv)

463 I have never stayed up for an entire Oscars. It was always too long. I used to look up and see who won but now, I just don't care. Usually forget they are on now. The most recent Oscar winning movie I've watched was 'Chariots of Fire' which won best movie in the early 80s. I have it on DVD. A serious movie, well written and acted, beautiful musical score. Also, based on a true story. Eric Liddell and Harold Abrahms were interesting gentlemen. CoF could not be made today. Too white, too straight.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 09:31 AM (sAmhv)

464 I just cannot fathom what type of power these people in congress, the one-world Dems and WEF fuckers especially, are going to hold over an America that is so deep in poverty and destruction? Do they think things will look like Mayberry once all the shit hits the fan? Why would you want to control an entire country that looks like San Fransisco? What is the benefit of having all the money and power when it is meaningless?

Posted by: Eli Cash at March 28, 2022 09:31 AM (SScvq)

465 @452

>>One of the oldest GOPe games is to advance some leftwing goal while claiming your sacred principles require you to do it.

I think there most underhanded bit of fuckery was inverting the treaty clause with the first Iran deal.

The probably got a really big chuckle out of that one.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 09:31 AM (z/3qp)

466 463

Iirc chariots of fire was about upper class Brits in the early 20s. So nothing straight about it, lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 09:33 AM (f9EKv)

467 Accidentally posted below- apparently we are to believe Will Smith would prefer you "Paolo" his wife than talk about her hair.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 28, 2022 09:33 AM (Ad5j9)

468 Why would you want to control an entire country that looks like San Fransisco?

They'd rather rule in hell, err San Francisco, then serve, well, ok, live a life of comparative ease without being able to order people around, in Mayberry.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 09:33 AM (ESjRY)

469 If an R votes Jackson out of committee should be continuously reminded they are pedo enablers and more than likely pedo's themselves.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 28, 2022 09:29 AM (1IJnB)

Wait a minute. Pedos and pedo enablers? Sounds mean to me! Wait for the re-labeling and re-packaging; it's in the works, together with the label "woman."

Posted by: Ziba at March 28, 2022 09:35 AM (S1hrL)

470 China locks down most of Shanghai to begin mass-testing of its 26 million inhabitants.

More Covid theatre??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 09:35 AM (UHVv4)

471 447 The people I met were good people, living in tough circumstances. The border is overrun, Texas is doing some heavy lifting. It's a crisis. Staring at Piedras Negras, from Eagle Pass, I realized that all of the overseas stuff we are being fed by the Media is insignificant compared to what is happening here.
Posted by: kraken

Unfortunately, I don't know a good enough answer to really solve the problem. Not one that is truly workable.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 09:27 AM (egg9a)

Texas is making an effort. Driving down to supper in Eagle Pass it was an eye opener to see illegals strung out along the road with DPS standing over them. Over and over and over. All males, all in black or camo. Checkpoints along the road.
It's brush country, with a natural cover for their incursions. People are armed there, to go about their lives.
I sat in a cafe one morning and was listening to a guy talk about gallons of water, flashlight, blankets, rations --- and realized what he was organizing.

Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 09:36 AM (Vr12I)

472 I was watching Tim Dillon on Flagrant2 and they were talking about how Americans used to be arrogant fucks overseas. But now they are overly polite eunichs. And that is a sign of our decay at home.

Bros got a point. There is no pride in being American anymore and that is manifestation of it I had not thought of before.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 09:36 AM (f9EKv)

473 I wonder how much the EU and NATO leaders enjoyed their meetings with Joe? How could they not enjoy endless stories about Beau, Corn Pop, how terrible Trump is, the many times Joe won political showdowns in the Senate and as Veep, and so on.

Has anyone told the pants shitter that Beau was a fucking JAG more at risk from a paper cut than a bullet? Not that it isn't honest work, particularly for a Biden, but they haven't made "Full Metal Legal Pad" to lionize them.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 28, 2022 09:36 AM (y7DUB)

474 I don't know.
We all know the game at this point, and -
Voting for Jackson benefits no one in the Rep Party.
And voting against her and forcing a 60 vote harms no one.

But, voting for her, harms the potential size of the win and even the win for the Reps in Nov.

If they can't do their best to stop a freakin" advocate for pedophilia, and various and sundry Communist nonsense on the Supreme Court.

then the Republican Party, at least under McConnell, is totally useless and not worth voting for this fall.

I'm not McConnell, but I would be arm-twisting for sure. Of course, there's always that sweet, sweet Chinese money to consider.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2022 09:37 AM (5NkmN)

475 Sasse said he is a no vote.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 28, 2022 09:38 AM (YynYJ)

476 The gop is a graft making operation. You have to ask what kind of graft if there by opposing her? Answer is none. Therefore they will not oppose.

Always follow the fucking money.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 09:39 AM (f9EKv)

477 I have not seen Will Smith in two many movies, but I intend to avoid his movies from now on. He has an open marriage. He clearly is unstable in other ways if he's hitting some host at the Oscars and he seems like an entitled jerk.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 09:40 AM (hwoGt)

478 Fox will have Graham on 17 times to tell its boomer audience how hard the gop fought against KJB. And you know make sure to send in those donations to fight the radical Biden agenda.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 09:40 AM (f9EKv)

479 464 I just cannot fathom what type of power these people in congress, the one-world Dems and WEF fuckers especially, are going to hold over an America that is so deep in poverty and destruction? Do they think things will look like Mayberry once all the shit hits the fan? Why would you want to control an entire country that looks like San Fransisco? What is the benefit of having all the money and power when it is meaningless?
Posted by: Eli Cash at March 28, 2022 09:31 AM (SScvq)
Because they want '1984 world', and are too stupid to realize there are lots of 'Wolverines' out there?

Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 09:41 AM (0OP+5)

480 but they haven't made "Full Metal Legal Pad" to lionize them.
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I think that was covered in I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka, speaking of the Wayans.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 28, 2022 09:42 AM (UHVv4)

481 478 Fox will have Graham on 17 times to tell its boomer audience how hard the gop fought against KJB. And you know make sure to send in those donations to fight the radical Biden agenda.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 09:40 AM (f9EKv)

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Imagine how much more effective the message would be if they actually stopped her...

Le sigh...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 09:42 AM (LvTSG)

482 But, voting for her, harms the potential size of the win and even the win for the Reps in Nov.

There's a part of me that would love for the expected "red wave" to be a fucking mirage after those cocksuckers have counted on it being a sure thing.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 28, 2022 09:42 AM (y7DUB)

483 GOPers didn't get the memo on Kunte being on SCOTUS:

gender inequity cases; detransitioning lawsuits; the State vs. parental rights; COVID bs; covert actions by alphabet agencies against citizens; collectivism vs individual rights and states' rights. She's a F ing Trojan horse.

Courtesy of AmThinker on Friday.

Posted by: Ziba at March 28, 2022 09:42 AM (S1hrL)

484 Sniper art is up

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 09:42 AM (CTi02)

485 Fresh Prince of Belair won an Oscar? Why in the actual fuck? Lol

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 09:44 AM (f9EKv)

486 There's a part of me that would love for the expected "red wave" to be a fucking mirage after those cocksuckers have counted on it being a sure thing.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 28, 2022 09:42 AM (y7DUB)
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I figured the GOPe would so screw it up that the mirage would happen, but I didn't count on Meat Puppet's almost unlimited capacity for fucking things up (citing TFG).

If we live through the Junta long enough to get to an election it'll be a small miracle.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 09:45 AM (CTi02)

487 >>Fresh Prince of Belair won an Oscar? Why in the actual fuck? Lol

That wasn't boomers. That was Gen Gender Fluid.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 09:46 AM (ZLI7S)

488 Dean Obeidallah of CNN is still out there trying to rehabilitate Meat Puppet, arguing (even after universal condemnation of Biden for his dementia remark) that Biden was right, that this is his "Reagan Moment", and that Americans should support taking out Putin.

Are they fucking serious publishing this crap? CNN is as demented as Biden, and they don't have old age as an excuse.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 09:53 AM (9ja24)

489 The reason for the Chinese pandemic: The Section 301 tariffs on billions of dollars worth of China-made products were first imposed by former President Trump after a decades-long free trade consensus in Washington, D.C., that has eliminated 3.7 million American jobs from the U.S. economy from 2001 to 2018.

Posted by: sidney at March 28, 2022 09:53 AM (LJJah)

490 "a big ad for covid treatment to be taken within five days of symptoms occurring by Pfizer.

No wonder the hysteria against existing treatments: there was a new one in the works that cost a lot of money and was patented as well."

Pfizer paid 6.7 Billion in *CASH* for Arena Pharmaceuticals (manufactures meds for treating the side effects that the mRNA jab potentially causes, such as inflammation, myocarditis, and immunological diseases).

Pfizer contributes $$$ to *228* Washington lawmakers, and pays $21 Million to their CEO.

Pfizer, BioNTech and Moderna profit $1000 for every second of every day. And...

they enjoy immunity for any adverse reaction or death from the jab: legally defined as a 'voluntary act' in becoming a "human guinea pig injected with an experimental mRNA medical treatment inaccurately labeled "vaccine." (Dr. Ryan Cole)

Posted by: Ju at March 28, 2022 10:00 AM (aTmM/)

491 She's a F ing Trojan horse.

Courtesy of AmThinker on Friday.

Posted by: Ziba at March 28, 2022 09:42 AM (S1hrL)

Kav and Barrett were Trojan Horses. She's just shit.

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 10:05 AM (mcwa3)

492 You could look at removing Biden as a necessity until you go over the Constitutional line of succession.

That brings the question of just what is the improvement by doing so. Sit and ponder that one.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 28, 2022 10:13 AM (KATBx)

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