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Happy cows. Let's see who can make the noise that bothers humans the most. Just a couple of pals. Another Spider-Cat. Tiny baby goat. Oooh, blowing off an alpaca is tight! This looks like Treebeard's dog. Just gonna keep this as a snack for later... Animals playing human games. Another example: the phantom goosing. Poor dog is exhausted by pug puppy.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 28, 2022 07:45 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2022 07:45 PM (6jKoK)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 28, 2022 07:46 PM (mc/Yb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2022 07:46 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Lord percy or Senor Coffee at March 28, 2022 07:47 PM (iSbhf)
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2022 07:47 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 28, 2022 07:48 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2022 07:49 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 07:49 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 28, 2022 07:49 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Lord percy or Senor Coffee at March 28, 2022 07:47 PM (iSbhf)
Joe pinched her nipples when she was 8.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 07:49 PM (II3Gr)
No rapey?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2022 07:49 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2022 07:49 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2022 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)
Maybe it's just me, but that particular link doesn't work.
I need some satisfaction. My depression decided to come roaring back with a vengeance today.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2022 07:51 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 07:51 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 28, 2022 07:51 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Corona-exile_back_in_exile at March 28, 2022 07:51 PM (Ost4W)
That poor penguin wouldn't have faired very well with me as a passenger in that dinghy.
Posted by: JROD at March 28, 2022 07:51 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2022 07:52 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2022 07:52 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Mick Jagger at March 28, 2022 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)
Forbes questions why all jokes are always about Black Women, which in addition to being stupid is an incredibly bizarre claim.
Why am I suddenly feeling... a Very Special Lesson About A Very Special Promiscuous "Black" Woman emerging from all this fake bs...?
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 07:52 PM (dscaa)
Or a penguin. That one was cute.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 07:53 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2022 07:53 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at March 28, 2022 07:53 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 28, 2022 07:53 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2022 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)
Spheniscidaeaphobia.
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2022 07:53 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Hillary DeVille at March 28, 2022 07:53 PM (guGkK)
Will Smith was drunk.
Posted by: CppThis at March 28, 2022 07:54 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 07:54 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2022 07:54 PM (kupYg)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 07:54 PM (1cPJx)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 07:53 PM (rF64X)
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You'll never get to use the bathtub again and the place with smell like fish heads.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 28, 2022 07:55 PM (T8gyh)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 07:53 PM (rF64X)
A quick search of the interwebz indicates penguins do not live in Greenland, so we will need to import them. I think they smell though...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who may not be an expert at March 28, 2022 07:55 PM (PiwSw)
I hope he likes it when he receives it.
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at March 28, 2022 07:55 PM (y0zVi)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 07:55 PM (1cPJx)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 28, 2022 07:55 PM (T8gyh)
Don't ruin my fantasy!
So you owned a penguin, huh?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 07:56 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 07:56 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2022 07:56 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 07:56 PM (rF64X)
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No, but I read Bloom County.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 28, 2022 07:56 PM (T8gyh)
**
If you're still around I'd be interested in hearing what you've done to your Mustang.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 07:57 PM (txkTB)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 28, 2022 07:58 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who may not be an expert at March 28, 2022 07:55 PM (PiwSw)
I commission you to come up with a plan to import odorless penguins into the kingdom.
The penalty for failure is death.
Or being forced to buy gas for a CA citizen who owns a big truck.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 07:58 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 07:58 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 07:58 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 07:59 PM (sAmhv)
twitter.com/jacobkschneider/status/1508584855440969735
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2022 07:59 PM (p6Md5)
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2022 07:53 PM
No, more eudyptulaphobia, which is much more common.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2022 07:59 PM (a3Q+t)
No, but I read Bloom County.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 28, 2022 07:56 PM (T8gyh)
*face-palm*
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 07:59 PM (rF64X)
You're very kind. It's not just the writing - a whole host of difficulties piled on to me over the weekend, and I'm trying to hoist myself out of this horrible mood. If it weren't so cold, I'd hop in the car and go for a drive.
Perhaps tomorrow.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2022 07:59 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 07:59 PM (rF64X)
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My work here is done...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 28, 2022 08:00 PM (T8gyh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 08:00 PM (GezNK)
Why did (oddly intelligent and evil) penguins live in the sewers of Gotham in Batman Returns? How did they get there?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 08:00 PM (BesaM)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 07:59 PM (sAmhv)
Penguins are the Totino's Pizza Rolls of the Orca world.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2022 08:00 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 08:01 PM (1cPJx)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 08:01 PM (sAmhv)
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People flush them down the toilet when they get too big to safely keep as pets.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 08:02 PM (txkTB)
"I can walk like a penguin."
https://youtu.be/ddBt5p-Uqew?t=17
I grew up with that tv commercial.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 08:02 PM (BesaM)
People flush them down the toilet when they get too big to safely keep as pets.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Makes sense. Thanks.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 08:03 PM (BesaM)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 28, 2022 08:03 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2022 08:00 PM (guGkK)
What are Orcas good for ?
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2022 08:03 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 08:04 PM (1cPJx)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 08:05 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 08:05 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2022 08:00 PM (guGkK)
What are Orcas good for ?
Posted by: runner
Killing Richard Harris?
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 08:06 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2022 08:06 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 08:05 PM (0OP+5)
And then they don't smell as bad!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who may not be an expert at March 28, 2022 08:06 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2022 08:03 PM (V13WU)
Damnatio ad bestias.
Posted by: CppThis at March 28, 2022 08:06 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 08:07 PM (BesaM)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:07 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Edwin Starr at March 28, 2022 08:07 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:07 PM (hOUT3)
I think so, most sage Commissar.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:08 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 28, 2022 08:08 PM (CcOog)
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 08:08 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 28, 2022 08:09 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2022 08:00 PM (guGkK)
What are Orcas good for ?
Posted by: runner
Killing Richard Harris?
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 08:06 PM (sAmhv)
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Orcas killed Dumbledore?!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 28, 2022 08:09 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 08:01 PM (1cPJx)
\
MP4, a word of advice, NEVER argue with Ben Had!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:09 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 08:09 PM (1cPJx)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 28, 2022 08:09 PM (m45I2)
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I thought it was an orca-dectomy.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 28, 2022 08:10 PM (T8gyh)
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 08:10 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2022 08:00 PM (guGkK)
Like wildebeests which Heidi describes as 'the baloney of the Serengeti'.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 28, 2022 08:10 PM (7zYnx)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2022 08:10 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 28, 2022 08:11 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:09 PM (hOUT3)
I shan't, if I ever make it to Texas. Right now, I'm trying to save money and lose weight for the NoVaMoMe. I don't think I'll be able to lose the weight, though.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2022 08:11 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math
chique, if you can't trust your local Commissar, WHO can you trust?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:11 PM (hOUT3)
"Odorless Penguin" research project...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who may not be an expert at March 28, 2022 08:11 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 08:11 PM (1cPJx)
You are retired. You sound like me, making myself go back to work. You need to relax and be around people. Go somewhere and hang out. You need a break.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 28, 2022 08:12 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 08:09 PM (1cPJx)
Go to craigslist, type in 'used farm equipment', free kittens will come up. Every time.
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 08:12 PM (0OP+5)
Winds still howling here
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 08:12 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 08:13 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at
Dude, MoMes aren't truck stops, we don't have weight limits!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:13 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Eromero
Hard to explain to the neighbors the ex is on an extended vacation while one is standing there with a shovel and 2 full garbage bags.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 08:13 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2022 08:13 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at March 28, 2022 08:13 PM (+56GQ)
Is it really a land of sugar?
More or less. The town basically grew up around a Domino's sugar plant.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 28, 2022 08:13 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 08:09 PM (1cPJx)
Haha, I have to see if I can keep one alive.
I think I am destined to be a cat lady, but I will try to do it in style.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:13 PM (rF64X)
-I still find the formulation 'keep xxx's name out of your mouth!' to be one of the most offensive things I have ever heard.
-On the one hand, people are decrying the degradation of discourse (Rock making fun of Jada's haircut) while at the same time ignoring her airing of marital issues in a public forum. This seems to be high grade dissonance.
Posted by: Panetta at March 28, 2022 08:13 PM (wWu8x)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 08:14 PM (1cPJx)
Posted by: Everyone at March 28, 2022 08:14 PM (BesaM)
This young man's especially, because it made me think. He wanted it in red beads, which gave me a few qualms, until I thought how appropriate it really was -- First Communion, in red for the Saviors Body and Blood. I put in Sun Gold Pater beads as a reminder of His Divinity, and the center is a Communion chalice.
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at March 28, 2022 08:14 PM (y0zVi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 08:14 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 08:14 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at
Sigh, how many times we gotta tell you folks...leave the significant other at home.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 08:15 PM (r1z5A)
More or less. The town basically grew up around a Domino's sugar plant.
Posted by: Oddbob
Makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 08:15 PM (BesaM)
"Odorless Penguin" research project...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who may not be an expert at March 28, 2022 08:11 PM (PiwSw)
No you're not.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:15 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:15 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 08:14 PM (ZLI7S)
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Lovely plumage.
Posted by: That Pet Shop Guy at March 28, 2022 08:16 PM (T8gyh)
Is it really a land of sugar?
More or less. The town basically grew up around a Domino's sugar plant.
Posted by: Oddbob
I, in no way, want to hear the tale of how Blue Ball, PA got it's name.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2022 08:16 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math
A perfect example of ruing with an iron fist in a velvet glove!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:16 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 08:16 PM (1cPJx)
That's great! I can see you put a lot of thought-and probably prayer-into it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 08:17 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 08:15 PM (r1z5A)
Mrs Hades would object.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 28, 2022 08:17 PM (CcOog)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 28, 2022 08:11 PM (CAJOC)
Following in the footsteps of Revd. Dr. William Buckland (1784-1856), the dean of Christ Church, who prided himself on being "The man who ate everything," including boiled hedgehog, mice on toast and cooked puppies.
He was once touring a cathedral and was shown stains on the floor. Told by a priest that the stains were blood from a martyrdom, Buckland dropped to his hands and knees, licked the stain and announced, "This is not blood! I can tell you with absolute assurance, this is bat's urine!"
https://tinyurl.com/5evuhk2m
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2022 08:18 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 08:18 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: Panetta at March 28, 2022 08:13 PM (wWu8x)
Yep, she humiliated her husband before the entire planet and turned him into a laughingstock (with his consent, of course, although I suspect Jada is a narcissist and he is her victim).
And he still embarrassed himself for her by doing her bidding last night.
SMH
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:18 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 08:18 PM (1cPJx)
Posted by: Rosanna Danna at March 28, 2022 08:19 PM (/ijUi)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:15 PM (rF64X)
Would you believe...tiny penguin-sized deodorants and breath-mints?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 28, 2022 08:19 PM (PiwSw)
Gorgeous creatures.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 08:14 PM (ZLI7S)
Orcas are overrated. they are the celebrities of the ocean.
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2022 08:19 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:13 PM (hOUT3)
I have a sartorial standard to uphold. Right now, I can't fit into my white dinner jacket. That's what I was planning to wear.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2022 08:19 PM (2JVJo)
Agreed. Everyone knows you put mustard on Spam.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 28, 2022 08:19 PM (CcOog)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2022 08:18 PM (2JVJo)
Any man who eats puppies is a piece of shit- I do not care who he is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 08:19 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
**
I tried watching it but turned it off in disgust after 15-20 minutes when they HAD to put the gay couple in as his neighbors and the first dead people he met.
"High school sweethearts! First boy I ever kissed!"
IIRC they were mixed race, too. So f*cking forced and in your face and serves absolutely no purpose except to be forced and in your face.
I'm sure it will have cute moments, but that pissed me off, and I've got way too much other stuff I haven't watched to have that sort of bullsh*t thrown at me. If they're that in-your-face, imagine the stuff that isn't obvious but that your brain is noticing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 08:19 PM (txkTB)
Posted by: Some Rat
You have the concept down, but your implementation technique needs some work!
Broad daylight is not always your friend!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:20 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:16 PM (hOUT3)
I have to keep a tight rein on my subjects.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:20 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 08:20 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2022 08:19 PM (2JVJo) "
I recently obtained a snazzy bow-tie to match my Edzall tartan kilt.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 28, 2022 08:21 PM (CcOog)
Posted by: Tonypete
Named after a hotel. Founded in 1768, FYI. It's in Lancaster County somewhere. I actually drove through it once. Nice town.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 08:21 PM (sAmhv)
Is that with all sashes, stars, and miniature medals? White dinner dress?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 08:21 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had
Please tell me this spam thing is an urban myth, lie if you have to...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:21 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 28, 2022 08:21 PM (mc/Yb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 08:22 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 08:22 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 08:22 PM (r1z5A)
Right on que, *all* the "news outlets" ran "features" on the background and condition of propecia. Pretty much identical talking-points, and etc.
Folks, this was all pre-produced, ready to roll, NOT EDITED TODAY production value stuff, clear across the board. Coincidence? That earlier pShop of "Smollet Slapping Smollet" was, it seems, entirely accurate (even if only symbolic) as to the whole connivence.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 08:22 PM (QzJWU)
I'm sure it will have cute moments, but that pissed me off, and I've got way too much other stuff I haven't watched to have that sort of bullsh*t thrown at me. If they're that in-your-face, imagine the stuff that isn't obvious but that your brain is noticing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 08:19 PM (txkTB)
Mixed race couples do exist, though (including here). I get that they are overrepresented in media nowadays but I don't get the anger.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:22 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 08:23 PM (txkTB)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:22 PM (rF64X)
I think it is more the gay thing than the mixed race thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 08:24 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: Javems at March 28, 2022 08:24 PM (TbRwz)
Some tribal folks do not believe in Hybrid Vigor, nor in blended gene-line beauty.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 08:24 PM (u82oZ)
No, they actually aren't. Where orcas go sharks leave.
They are intelligent, pack hunting predators who dominate wherever they go.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 08:25 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 28, 2022 08:25 PM (mc/Yb)
Yeesh.
Ya know, I'm thinking if my choices are spam with catsup or spam without catsup, I'm probably leaning towards "with."
Posted by: Oddbob at March 28, 2022 08:25 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:22 PM (rF64X)
It's not really anger, it's fatigue at the one-trick-pony aspect of it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 28, 2022 08:25 PM (CcOog)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 08:24 PM (QCwhW)
Oh, I missed that. My bad.
Although I think interracial dating is pretty common around gay men.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:26 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:22 PM (rF64X)
It was mixed face gay couple. They went for a twofer.
Posted by: Rosanna Danna at March 28, 2022 08:26 PM (/ijUi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 28, 2022 08:25 PM (mc/Yb)
I'd agree. It is all just so... tawdry? Undignified? Low rent?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 08:26 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 28, 2022 08:27 PM (m45I2)
Once orcas figure out how to tip RIBS, it is game over for those adventurous geo-tourists.
Orcas are scary animals. But the Chinese strip-mining fish is letting them starve. For now.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 08:27 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 08:27 PM (1cPJx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2022 08:26 PM (QCwhW)
Hollyweird in a nut shell.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 28, 2022 08:28 PM (mc/Yb)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2022 08:28 PM (lgeFv)
I'm sure it will have cute moments, but that pissed me off, and I've got way too much other stuff I haven't watched to have that sort of bullsh*t thrown at me. If they're that in-your-face, imagine the stuff that isn't obvious but that your brain is noticing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 08:19 PM (txkTB)
Mixed race couples do exist, though (including here). I get that they are overrepresented in media nowadays but I don't get the anger.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:22 PM (rF64X)
I take people one at a time. I have to. Then I figure them out. The beauty of the 'in your face whatever' is that it's already figured out for me.
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 08:28 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Slinks off into timeout corner!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:28 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2022 08:16 PM (Msys3)"
uhhh ... you're implying that it's not where those vintage canning jars came from ?
ok, don't want to know, either; I prefer my pleasant illusion ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 28, 2022 08:28 PM (c1v4f)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 28, 2022 08:25 PM (nfrXX)
Well "catsup"...that's a whole different thing.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 28, 2022 08:28 PM (7zYnx)
Posted by: Rosanna Danna at March 28, 2022 08:29 PM (u5NuV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 28, 2022 08:25 PM (mc/Yb)
I'd agree. It is all just so... tawdry? Undignified? Low rent?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
I was 100% with you, till I saw where Will was laughing along till the little woman explained to him she was being dissed.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 08:29 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:22 PM (rF64X)
I find it a pernicious way of isolating whites, by making an ordinary white couple be the exception (and, generally, a doofus exception). In much the same way as a clergyman on a TV program is either a bigot or pervert (or both), the white couple are simply not as cool, as trendy or as well-adjusted as the mixed-race couple.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2022 08:29 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 08:29 PM (1cPJx)
I'll be there. But got a lot of living large before October. No countdown. One event at a time.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 08:29 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 08:00 PM
Two words: Big Penguin
Posted by: QAnon at March 28, 2022 08:29 PM (a3Q+t)
**
Because the chances that the guy would living twenty feet away from anyone at all in the afterlife in a computer generated world where he was literally adjusting his view of the sunset and mountains (and one assumes you "exist" anywhere you want), much less a mixed race couple, much less a mixed race gay male-on-male couple, is infinitesimally small.
They put it in just so viewers who tuned in because they enjoyed the Office and Parks and Recreation (lots of conservatives enjoyed both of those shows, and made the Ron Swanson guy a millionaire) would see a mixed race gay couple remark about how they made out in high school. There was no other reason whatsoever.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 08:30 PM (txkTB)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 08:30 PM (u5NuV)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 28, 2022 08:30 PM (7zYnx)
Posted by: Rosanna Danna at March 28, 2022 08:29 PM (u5NuV)
It's a travesty they were forced to cater to gay relationships. Can we force straight relationships on Grindr?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:31 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 28, 2022 08:31 PM (m45I2)
They put it in just so viewers who tuned in because they enjoyed the Office and Parks and Recreation (lots of conservatives enjoyed both of those shows, and made the Ron Swanson guy a millionaire) would see a mixed race gay couple remark about how they made out in high school. There was no other reason whatsoever.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 08:30 PM (txkTB)
Ah.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:32 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 08:32 PM (1cPJx)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapte(CcOog)
The entire media phalanx presentation of "Choke on the #Woke" propaganda gets very tedious!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:32 PM (hOUT3)
I'm sure you could make a spam sandwich that would outclass anything in a white tablecloth bistro.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 28, 2022 08:32 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 28, 2022 08:31 PM (m45I2)
I'll see your 'roux' and raise you a souse.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 28, 2022 08:33 PM (7zYnx)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 08:33 PM (2WVoi)
How about a mixed-race gay couple with matching kids? That was a Credit Karma commercial which seems to have been scrubbed from YouTube.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2022 08:33 PM (2JVJo)
For all their power and predatory ability they don't seem to attack humans very much.
Maybe it's their intelligence or the fact that they are actually dolphins but they seem to tolerate us more than sharks or other lesser marine life.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 08:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
Well put.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 08:34 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 08:34 PM (u5NuV)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:32 PM (hOUT3)
The worst for me is inserting black people where they would never have existed or, if they did, wouldn't have been accepted into society.
One of the worst offenders was the black Ann Boleyn. Are you freaking kidding me?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:34 PM (rF64X)
It's just spam.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 08:33 PM (2WVoi)
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of pressed meats?
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 08:35 PM (0OP+5)
In - Nuke me, I'm Irish
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 28, 2022 08:35 PM (QZ/dC)
====
Big Bat discrimination.
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2022 08:35 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 28, 2022 08:30 PM (7zYnx)
There better be a whole cat in every bottle or I'll sue!
Hah!
Posted by: ALF at March 28, 2022 08:35 PM (8E+wy)
because that's basically all you ever see in advertising anymore.
or did I miss the memo & this is already Old News ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 28, 2022 08:35 PM (c1v4f)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 28, 2022 08:35 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Picric at March 28, 2022 08:35 PM (13tTk)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:34 PM (rF64X)
Stunt casting, done only in order to fuck with the normies.
Like an all-female production of 1776.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2022 08:35 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2022 08:36 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 28, 2022 08:36 PM (PiwSw)
Good thing. You may be right, but orcas need to eat as well.
One place we are changing Gaia is at sea. There were entire bottom-land biomes that fed on dead whales sinking to the bottom. There is a lot less now. And less fish in general.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 08:36 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Picric at March 28, 2022 08:35 PM (13tTk)
I read Twitter threads a lot and have never and will never join.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:36 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 28, 2022 08:37 PM (m45I2)
*
That's not how that works at all. It's just the milk.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 08:37 PM (txkTB)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 08:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Huh. Maybe because of the Sea World thing.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 28, 2022 08:37 PM (7zYnx)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter (u5NuV)
Need some Horde advice, what is the best artisanal ketchup?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:37 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: chique
CatholicMatch has no such issue.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2022 08:37 PM (Msys3)
For all their power and predatory ability they don't seem to attack humans very much.
Maybe it's their intelligence or the fact that they are actually dolphins but they seem to tolerate us more than sharks or other lesser marine life.
Posted by: JackStraw
There is a ytube vid of some kayakers who saw a pod of Orcas so moved closer to land). The Orcas were curious so swam over and checked them out. Nothing happened but the kayakers were nervous. Orcas are big and they swam by REALCLOSE.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 08:37 PM (sAmhv)
2 big, fat, white mama jamas fighting over some small black dude who looked like Spike Lee.
I always felt sorry for the brutha.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2022 08:37 PM (R/m4+)
There is a story about Navy detailers that put an entire ship's crew together with only Smith, Jones, and Johnsons as the last names of the crew. I want to believe this story.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 08:38 PM (u82oZ)
>>Who are you who are so wise in the ways of pressed meats?
Spam is neutral.... Just like the Jungle.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 08:38 PM (2WVoi)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 08:36 PM (u82oZ)
Chinese factory ships for the win!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:38 PM (hOUT3)
I always felt sorry for the brutha.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2022 08:37 PM (R/m4+)
That's because you think he isn't enjoying the women.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:39 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 28, 2022 08:39 PM (vBjG4)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 28, 2022 08:35 PM (nfrXX)
CBD can judge!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 28, 2022 08:39 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter (u5NuV)
Need some Horde advice, what is the best artisanal ketchup?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:37 PM (hOUT3
'92 Rothschild is my personal favorite.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2022 08:39 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:34 PM (rF64X)
We used to call this kind of thing 'trick-fcuking' in the Navy, whether it was numbers, scores, logs, whatever. It was wrong then, but seems to be accepted nowadays.
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 08:39 PM (0OP+5)
There better be a whole cat in every bottle or I'll sue!
Hah!
Posted by: ALF at March 28, 2022 08:35 PM (8E+wy)
I laughed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 28, 2022 08:39 PM (7zYnx)
Posted by: Oddbob
You just know CDB will Sous vide that shit.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2022 08:39 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 08:39 PM (u82oZ)
Really?
*heads to fainting couch*
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 28, 2022 08:39 PM (vBjG4)
LOL
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:39 PM (rF64X)
Hope you all have a lovely night.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2022 08:40 PM (2JVJo)
One of the worst offenders was the black Ann Boleyn. Are you freaking kidding me?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:34 PM (rF64X)
Not entirely OT but I wasn't that upset when the cast Denzel in The Magnificent Seven remake but in my ignorance I thought that was far fetched. Then I read about Bass Reeves. Never to old to remind myself not to make assumptions.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 08:40 PM (u5NuV)
I keep my phone number up on the top shelf of the cupboard. Abbot suspects it's there, but it's just a *bit* out of reach for him.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 08:40 PM (QzJWU)
Not "artisanal" but Sriracha catsup is really yummy.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 28, 2022 08:40 PM (nfrXX)
**
That's weird you would ask that because we just had a similar conversation with our daughter after we experimented with making some cheapo spaghetti sauce using bottom shelf tomato soup.
Answer: It's cheapo tomato sauce. You'll need to add some paste and some seasonings, but it was outstanding. We made some fries to eat with it and everything.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 08:40 PM (txkTB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 08:40 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 08:41 PM (1cPJx)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:41 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:39 PM (rF64X)
Bag of flour and a snorkel.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 28, 2022 08:41 PM (mc/Yb)
Have had penguins and seals being playful around a kayak, but probably was happy with creatures that size. Didn't need something weighing several tons.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2022 08:41 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2022 07:51 PM (2JVJo)
Malformed URL. Remove one of the slashes after "nitter.moomoo.me" and it'll load (slowly).
Another Nitter instance I use is nitter.govt.land which is generally faster.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at March 28, 2022 08:41 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: vivi at March 28, 2022 08:41 PM (33kEg)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2022 08:41 PM (us2H3)
No SPAM! Or I will bring a second CD of polka music.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 08:40 PM (u82oZ)
Oooooh.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 28, 2022 08:41 PM (PiwSw)
Agreed. Everyone knows you put mustard on Spam.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 28, 2022 08:19 PM (CcOog)
All these years, I've been using maple syrup. The things you learn here!
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 28, 2022 08:42 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
MY PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY!!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2022 08:42 PM (Msys3)
Need some Horde advice, what is the best artisanal ketchup?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:37 PM (hOUT3)
I don't know about "artisanal" but I just learned that "fancy" ketchup is actually a USDA grade (fancy being the top grade) and that you can order whataburger ketchup from amazon.
Posted by: Moki at March 28, 2022 08:42 PM (JrN/x)
Then he had to go play a man on stage.
Chris Rock should have kicked him in the clangers
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2022 08:42 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 08:43 PM (1cPJx)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2022 08:41 PM (us2H3)
What did he do?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:43 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 28, 2022 08:43 PM (vBjG4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2022 08:44 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:44 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 08:44 PM (1cPJx)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2022 08:44 PM (VhE0u)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 08:44 PM (9j6uY)
We do not need a Nancy Pelosi approved SPAM slinger.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 08:44 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 08:45 PM (txkTB)
Posted by: Harvey Dent at March 28, 2022 08:45 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:37 PM
For Hordlings? Carrot catsup, of course.
It's a thing. Really. You can make catsup out of many things, tomato catsup being only one.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2022 08:45 PM (a3Q+t)
* Respectful tip of the hat to Ex-Ex. *
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 08:45 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hormel Foods at March 28, 2022 08:47 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 28, 2022 08:47 PM (c1v4f)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:47 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
We shall die together on this hill.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 08:47 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2022 08:41 PM (us2H3)
What did he do?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:43 PM (rF64X)
Had Piers Morgan on and let him blab about how the Will and Chris moment was the greatest moment in Oscar history
the low point of Tuckers''s show on Fox
if I wanted to watch Morgan, I woulda watched his show on CNN
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2022 08:47 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Muldoon
Hey Doc, I tried that once. Made a wrong turn at Albequerque and ended up in Kalamazoo.
And now, I'm here.
Yaaaaaah, don't do that!
Posted by: Bugs Bunny, how did I end up here? at March 28, 2022 08:47 PM (tjZg/)
There is a story about Navy detailers that put an entire ship's crew together with only Smith, Jones, and Johnsons as the last names of the crew. I want to believe this story.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 08:38 PM (u82oZ)
Cartoon- First Class corpsman detailer with hand over phone says 'Hey Master Chief, this guy wants orders for him and his wife to San Diego.'
Master Chief says 'Send the wife to San Diego, send him to Diego Garcia.'
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 08:47 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:44 PM
You flashing, bro?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2022 08:47 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 08:47 PM (1cPJx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 08:47 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 28, 2022 08:48 PM (m45I2)
Doubt he even realizes he went to Poland.
Wasn't me!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2022 08:48 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Ex-ex at March 28, 2022 08:48 PM (BvKrx)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 28, 2022 08:48 PM (mc/Yb)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 08:44 PM (1cPJx)
{{{{BenHad}}}}}
She is doing better. It took a week to recover, but she want to try going back to class tomorrow. The doc said her auto-immune disease is affecting her heart. She has a good attitude - not giving up. I need to emulate her.
Posted by: Moki at March 28, 2022 08:48 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 28, 2022 08:48 PM (c1v4f)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 08:49 PM (u82oZ)
Great hangover food. And let's face it, when you're car camping, you're drinking.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2022 08:49 PM (U2p+3)
We don't get them down here but they are some up the coast in Maine. There are lots of reports and videos of them coming up to fishing boats and just checking them out.
They seem to act more like their dolphin cousins than sharks despite their looks and their impressive predatory ability.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 08:49 PM (ZLI7S)
*
(fistbump)
I also like frying an egg, flipping it, covering it with shredded cheese (although a slice of Kraft will do in a pinch), letting it melt, and then putting it between two buttered slices of bread for a moment to make a sort of grilled egg-cheese. I like to pre-brown the bread so the egg stays a bit runny, though.
Hmm... I wonder if it's too late to be eating one of those...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 08:49 PM (txkTB)
___
No.
Really?
*heads to fainting couch*
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 28, 2022 08:39 PM (vBjG4)
SMH, you never notice Ex-Ex is kinda whitish looking under all that hair?
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 08:49 PM (0OP+5)
Hmm... I wonder if it's too late to be eating one of those...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 08:49 PM (txkTB)
It's never too late/early for breakfast. It's second breakfast that has all the rules.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2022 08:50 PM (LKTKP)
(* kicks dirt *) Shucks, you never let me do anything. (* pouts dramatically *)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 28, 2022 08:51 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Eromero
___
Heh.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 28, 2022 08:51 PM (vBjG4)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 08:51 PM (1cPJx)
Sounds about right. Every two-ship couple I knew were on opposite deployment schedules, if they were in the same homeport.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 08:52 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 28, 2022 08:52 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:53 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 28, 2022 08:53 PM (m45I2)
the low point of Tuckers''s show on Fox
if I wanted to watch Morgan, I woulda watched his show on CNN
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2022 08:47 PM (us2H3)
He's not wrong if you restricted the time span to the past decade or so. Has anyone watched in the past 10 years?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:53 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 28, 2022 08:52 PM (5HBd1)
Why not just buy bacon?
Or fry the spam in leftover bacon grease.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2022 08:53 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 08:54 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 08:55 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 28, 2022 08:53 PM (m45I2)
Later, pun and limerick Master!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:55 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Ishmael Mohammad al-Ishmael at March 28, 2022 08:55 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Oh, intercourse the penguin!
Posted by: Mrs Conclusion at March 28, 2022 08:56 PM (rz+/y)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:47 PM
non-Vegan approved.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2022 08:56 PM (a3Q+t)
Hello there! I think of our walk and talk together often. I hope to see you again and spend some time talking together.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2022 08:56 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I scored a big jar of bacon grease at Kroger last week. It sits on the range top.
As God intended.
Come to think of it, when he was a Jewish man, he didn't partake much I'll bet.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2022 08:56 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 08:55 PM (KAi1n)
You've got your priorities backwards.
Scritches before amicus!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2022 08:56 PM (LKTKP)
Under cabinet lights. Not too difficult, but you have to stay stooped over to get it done.
Posted by: Ex-ex at March 28, 2022 08:56 PM (BvKrx)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 28, 2022 08:57 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 28, 2022 08:52 PM (5HBd1)
Why not just buy bacon?
Or fry the spam in leftover bacon grease.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2022 08:53 PM (LKTKP)
See, this right here. You have to save the bacon grease. It's in Leviticus or maybe Joshua. Any way it's a rule. In Texas anyway, and Georgia and South Carolina.
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 08:58 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2022 08:58 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Ex-ex at March 28, 2022 08:58 PM (BvKrx)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 08:58 PM (1cPJx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 08:38 PM
If the story begins with "No sh*t," "There I was", or better both, you can take it to the bank.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2022 08:59 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: CppThis at March 28, 2022 08:59 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2022 08:59 PM (LKTKP)
Or fry the spam in leftover bacon grease.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
These days, I can barely afford spam let alone bacon and you are asking me to dip into my strategic bacon grease reserves, I think not!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 08:59 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 09:00 PM (1cPJx)
The animal has it's throat cut while it's still alive - it can't be stunned or in any way shown any type of mercy - and the killer utters the Muslim incantations while the animal sprays and and thrashes and dies.
That's halal.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 09:00 PM (txkTB)
And the feeling's right
Oh yes it's ladies night
Oh what a night (oh what a night)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2022 09:01 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 09:01 PM (2WVoi)
Hello there! I think of our walk and talk together often. I hope to see you again and spend some time talking together.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2022 08:56 PM (U2p+3)
You've been a topic of conversation occasionally.
Usually starts like, "I know a lady who lives in Seatle..."
Posted by: Ex-ex at March 28, 2022 09:01 PM (BvKrx)
The animal has it's throat cut while it's still alive - it can't be stunned or in any way shown any type of mercy - and the killer utters the Muslim incantations while the animal sprays and and thrashes and dies.
That's halal.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 09:00 PM (txkTB)
I know, right?
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 09:02 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 09:01 PM (2WVoi
Fancy! I wish I could afford Duck.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2022 09:02 PM (LKTKP)
The animal has it's throat cut while it's still alive - it can't be stunned or in any way shown any type of mercy - and the killer utters the Muslim incantations while the animal sprays and and thrashes and dies.
That's halal.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 09:00 PM (txkTB)
Well...that explains some things!
Posted by: Zombie Daniel Pearl at March 28, 2022 09:02 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 28, 2022 09:02 PM (YFAIE)
Sorry to say, but I do have some difficult wall/attic/cabinet geometry to conquer, especially behind the cabinet to the left of the kitchen sink. The job would go easier if we could find a mechanically gifted, undergrown two-year-old to wedge into where the slope of the roof meets the upper exterior wall plate, so as to drill down and run the wires down to waiting hands.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 09:02 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Ex-ex
Good to hear you are doing well. I have found there are more and more jobs that call for awkward positions to accomplish. I even gave in and had a plumber install a new kitchen sink faucet. I regret not a penny of his bill!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 09:03 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ex-ex at March 28, 2022 09:03 PM (BvKrx)
Why not just accumulate your own? You DO cook bacon, don't you???
I use my saved bacon fat for many things (just for saute operations), always seems to improve them.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2022 09:03 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 09:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2022 09:04 PM (PPQdm)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 09:04 PM (1cPJx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 09:04 PM (u82oZ)
And the feeling's right
Oh yes it's ladies night
Oh what a night (oh what a night)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2022 09:01 PM (Vxu+H)
Jon Lovitz did it best.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 28, 2022 09:05 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 09:06 PM (u82oZ)
Jim, we've got a couple of guys that can squeeze into those places. I, however, ain't one of them.
Posted by: Ex-ex at March 28, 2022 09:06 PM (BvKrx)
I am shocked no one has mentioned barbequed spam. Or spam baked with brown sugar and cloves on top.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 28, 2022 09:06 PM (5HBd1)
Do the hustle!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2022 09:07 PM (Vxu+H)
>>Fancy! I wish I could afford Duck.
You can usually get duck at Costco or BJ's.
You can get a whole duck for about 12 bucks.
I have to have duck, it's one of my favorite birds, I did have some lemon pepper partridge that made me question my loyalties.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 09:07 PM (2WVoi)
Posted by: Ex-ex at March 28, 2022 09:07 PM (BvKrx)
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 09:07 PM (0OP+5)
Under cabinet lights. Not too difficult, but you have to stay stooped over to get it done.
Posted by: Ex-ex at March 28, 2022 08:56 PM (BvKrx)
Installing under-cabs was how I discovered I had attained the status of needing bifocals.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 28, 2022 09:07 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 09:08 PM (1cPJx)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 08:40 PM (u5NuV)
You misspelled his name, forgot the "ad" after the B. Or the "da" after the a.
Guy ran his own son in for murder.
For the sake of familial relations, Junior was acquitted.
Posted by: Minbari Gray Council at March 28, 2022 09:08 PM (cKnoj)
I use my saved bacon fat for many things (just for saute operations), always seems to improve them.
Posted by: rhomboid
Oh yes! I save it. But I use more than I can create. My (vegan) granddaughter loves it in all things.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2022 09:08 PM (Msys3)
My computer mice all are plug ins, not stand alones. For that reason.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
----
I think the little bugger sensed an opportunity, and has made a break for it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2022 09:08 PM (PPQdm)
NST, I bought one for DaughterH and she loves it, but she said never add the grease from flavored bacon (maple) to true bacon grease, she had to throw a bunch. I am sure CBD would say the same thing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 09:09 PM (hOUT3)
Oh, I can get *in* to those places. But then it's highly likely that getting me *out* will involve the Galveston Fire Department and their Rescue Squad. And repairing that gaping hole they'd have cut into the roof to do the doing would be both expensive and highly pissed-off-making.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 09:09 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Ex-ex at March 28, 2022 09:10 PM (BvKrx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ)
I was gonna say... lookit the young guy with his newfangled wireless mouse!
Posted by: mikeski at March 28, 2022 09:10 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Tonypete
Are you sure she understands the concept of vegan?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 09:10 PM (hOUT3)
Scan of all horizontal surfaces. The geographic filing system. Know it well.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 09:10 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2022 09:08 PM (Msys3)
Isn't that...cheating?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2022 09:11 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
She's 13 - what can I tell you? Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2022 09:11 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2022 09:08 PM (Msys3)
Isn't that...cheating?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2022 09:11 PM (LKTKP)
I'd call it humanitarian.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 09:11 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 09:12 PM (1cPJx)
Your heart is as big as Texas. You be you!!
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 08:49 PM (u82oZ)
So are a lot of people's thanks to us.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Rona vaxx execs at March 28, 2022 09:12 PM (8E+wy)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 09:12 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 28, 2022 09:12 PM (mc/Yb)
Oh, I can get *in* to those places. But then it's highly likely that getting me *out* will involve the Galveston Fire Department and their Rescue Squad. And repairing that gaping hole they'd have cut into the roof to do the doing would be both expensive and highly pissed-off-making.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 09:09 PM (QzJWU)
You saying you'd be like Floyd Collins trapped in Sand Cave?
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 09:12 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Emmie at March 28, 2022 09:12 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 28, 2022 09:13 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
She's 13 - what can I tell you?
Posted by: Tonypete
A growing child needs a balanced diet. The Lord's Work, you're doing it.
Posted by: mikeski at March 28, 2022 09:13 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 09:11 PM (II3Gr)
That's like calling a vampire a humanitarian cause he only sucks the blood out your body and doesn't eat you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2022 09:13 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Bete at March 28, 2022 09:14 PM (8E+wy)
*
Same here. I'm fairly confident in my skill, but I hate the idea of discovering that someone wired something in a unique way back before we bought the house.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 09:14 PM (txkTB)
Posted by: Emmie at March 28, 2022 09:12 PM (6RgRK)
I've never heard of anyone doing that. Beef grease just doesn't taste the same as pork or duck.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2022 09:15 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 09:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2022 09:15 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 28, 2022 09:16 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Add "trans," and I think they'd talk themselves to death, since they could never stop to inhale.
Posted by: mikeski at March 28, 2022 09:16 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 09:16 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bete at March 28, 2022 09:17 PM (8E+wy)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 28, 2022 09:13 PM (5HBd1)
Bear Creek Uncured Pork. It's basically porkbelly.
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 09:17 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 28, 2022 09:18 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 09:18 PM (u82oZ)
Cooking fries in beef tallow was the killer ap for McDonalds.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 09:16 PM (u82oZ
Is that true? Does McDonalds still cook them that way?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2022 09:18 PM (LKTKP)
"..did'ja hear about the Vegan Crossfit Airplane Pilot Geocacher?"
*everyone at the bar* YESandshutthefuckupaboutitalready!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 09:18 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Bete at March 28, 2022 09:17 PM (8E+wy)
I loved the description text for the vegan colonist attribute in Surviving Mars.
"Don't worry. They'll tell you."
Posted by: CppThis at March 28, 2022 09:19 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 09:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 28, 2022 09:19 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2022 09:20 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Emmie at March 28, 2022 09:20 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 09:20 PM (II3Gr)
Is it really a land of sugar?
More or less. The town basically grew up around a Domino's sugar plant.
----
Sugarbeet or sugarcane ?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 28, 2022 09:21 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2022 09:21 PM (U2p+3)
It is very Current Modern. Visual Image Is Everything, and Moral Behavior is Nothing. The woman exhibiting loose behavior is inconsequential but making a comment no matter how light about her appearance is fighting words.
Posted by: azjaeger at March 28, 2022 09:21 PM (3/XaG)
Corporate then called and said stop or we'll revoke your franchise, and given they cost a million dollars to get, the menu went back to depressing fries.
Posted by: Bete at March 28, 2022 09:22 PM (8E+wy)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2022 09:22 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 09:22 PM (0OP+5)
Is it really a land of sugar?
prisons can be a sweet thing, I guess
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2022 09:23 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Ex-ex at March 28, 2022 09:24 PM (BvKrx)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2022 09:21 PM (U2p+3)
Army buddy was half Korean. His mom's kimchee was wonderful. And no, this is not a phrasing issue. So. there.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 28, 2022 09:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 09:22 PM (0OP+5)
They aren't eating Jesusburgers so there's that I guess.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 09:24 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Bete at March 28, 2022 09:24 PM (8E+wy)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2022 09:12 PM (1cPJx)
Count me in.
Posted by: Ex-ex at March 28, 2022 09:25 PM (BvKrx)
Posted by: Bete at March 28, 2022 09:26 PM (8E+wy)
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 09:22 PM (0OP+5)
They aren't eating Jesusburgers so there's that I guess.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 09:24 PM (II3Gr)
I larfed, Insomniac, but I'm glad I didn't blow the last of that Wild Turkey 101 out my freaking nose.
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 09:27 PM (0OP+5)
Have a nice evening my good people iffen I do not return!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 09:27 PM (hOUT3)
While Biden can't remember what he said in Poland, Trump hit a hole in one playing with Ernie Els!
181 yards with a 5 iron.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2022 09:27 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 09:24 PM (II3Gr)
Well, I have a had a burger or two that had me muttering "Jesus, this is awesome."
I'll adjourn now to pray three Hail Mary's.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 28, 2022 09:28 PM (x8Wzq)
The animal has it's throat cut while it's still alive - it can't be stunned or in any way shown any type of mercy - and the killer utters the Muslim incantations while the animal sprays and and thrashes and dies.
That's halal.
----
Isn't kosher very similar?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 28, 2022 09:29 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 09:30 PM (txkTB)
The animal has it's throat cut while it's still alive - it can't be stunned or in any way shown any type of mercy - and the killer utters the Muslim incantations while the animal sprays and and thrashes and dies.
That's halal.
----
Isn't kosher very similar?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 28, 2022 09:29 PM (qfLjt)
It is. Where do you think mohamet stole it from?
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 09:32 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Fuckball Z at March 28, 2022 09:32 PM (ZlkuY)
on the 7th hole, which was playing 181-yards into a slight wind. I hit a 5-iron, which sailed magnificently into a rather strong wind, with approximately 5 feet of cut, whereupon it bounced twice and then went clank, into the hole.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2022 09:32 PM (lgeFv)
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Talked to a fellow who had worked in a halal slaughter house. Said it was filthy.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2022 09:32 PM (u3z76)
Is it really a land of sugar?
prisons can be a sweet thing, I guess
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2022 09:23 PM (us2H3)
The hub of processing sugar cane from Houston-area fields into pure, snow-white, sugar.
Posted by: Gref at March 28, 2022 09:32 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2022 09:33 PM (U2p+3)
May you all have sweet dreams.
This year in Corsicana.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 09:33 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 09:34 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 28, 2022 09:35 PM (5HBd1)
"Biden used cheat sheet while doubling down on unscripted message to oust Putin" (in this afternoon's Q and A)
https://tinyurl.com/4khv9rbx
Posted by: Gref at March 28, 2022 09:36 PM (AMIL/)
181 yards with a 5 iron.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2022 09:27 PM (LKTKP
The Left and media are insane. All reporting says 'Trump claims' or 'alleged hole in one'.
Psychopaths. All of them.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 09:36 PM (/ijUi)
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 09:27 PM (0OP+5)
Me too, that would've hurt like a sumbitch.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 09:36 PM (II3Gr)
May you all have sweet dreams.
This year in Corsicana.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 09:33 PM (u82oZ)
Remember folks, it takes ammo to make this thing work. Begin now.
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2022 09:36 PM (0OP+5)
Is it really a land of sugar?
-------------------
Telephone poles are made of peppermint sticks
Street signs are made of chocolate and all the
Fence posts are candy canes.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2022 09:37 PM (u3z76)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 09:37 PM (txkTB)
Psychopaths. All of them.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 09:36 PM (/ijUi
Everything they do is political. How they skirt election laws is beyond me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2022 09:38 PM (LKTKP)
*
While Trump was playing with a professional golfer (Els was #1 in the past IIRC). Do they not realize what they're saying about HIM?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 09:39 PM (txkTB)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 28, 2022 09:40 PM (qfLjt)
on the 7th hole, which was playing 181-yards into a slight wind. I hit a 5-iron, which sailed magnificently into a rather strong wind, with approximately 5 feet of cut, whereupon it bounced twice and then went clank, into the hole.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
I'd like to brag about my hole in one, but I never saw it go in. The guys who were letting me play through saw it though. The reason was lots of shadows from the trees and the morning sun, so I just lost it in the air. I don't think it even hit the green. Just from my club, in the air, and then directly in the hole. One of the coolest things I've ever done, and I never saw it. Oh well.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 09:41 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2022 09:32 PM (lgeFv
And later said his playing partners saw it first as they have slightly better eyes than him. They must have given him that description.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 09:41 PM (u5NuV)
Yep. I was dispensing ammo "as needed" last year. Alas, I'll not be able to duplicate the feat, on this year's pistol line. I'll be there, and I'll have *some* ammo. But not the bottomless bullet bucket of yore.
So take heed of Eromero's words. Buy ammo. Start now. Don't stop. Stack it deep. And be generous as you can to your fellow Horde at the firing lines.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 09:41 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
I've had one in 35 years of playing and that was last summer.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 09:42 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 09:39 PM (txkTB)
No they're mentally stunted.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 09:42 PM (u5NuV)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 09:09 PM (QzJWU)
you remind of the time I was able to tour a B-24 at a local airshow, and was able to look into the ball turret. My first thought was my god! only a 9 year old could fit into that!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 09:43 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 09:45 PM (u5NuV)
Posted by: Floridachick at March 28, 2022 09:47 PM (1KKeU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 09:47 PM (evAgx)
So take heed of Eromero's words. Buy ammo. Start now. Don't stop. Stack it deep. And be generous as you can to your fellow Horde at the firing lines.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 09:41 PM (QzJWU)
I plan to bring some 9mm and 45ACP for others to use. At least 150 rounds each. 22 LR also, several hundred CCI Standard Velocity. I can bring some 40 cal and 10mm, too, at least 50 rounds each. Not sure if I will have spare .380 this fall.
Posted by: Gref at March 28, 2022 09:47 PM (AMIL/)
https://tinyurl.com/d5fruxt2
Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2022 09:48 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 09:48 PM (/ijUi)
U.S. ushers in 35 Russians seeking asylum under cover of darkness at Mexico border who were opposed to Putin's war on Ukraine _DM
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Heard that since dimwit Abbott announced Texas was going to continue building the wall last year
they have completed two miles. Two whole miles.
snatch and graft
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2022 09:48 PM (u3z76)
I almost dropped my drink.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 28, 2022 09:48 PM (mc/Yb)
Best I did was to break 100, once.
And then they wouldn't let me play the second nine.
*grins*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 09:49 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Floridachick at March 28, 2022 09:47 PM (1KKeU)
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. You're telling me some humans don't know this???
Posted by: Floridachick's rescue kitteh at March 28, 2022 09:49 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Do you purchase it at the local grocery?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2022 09:50 PM (u3z76)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 28, 2022 09:50 PM (x8Wzq)
Is it really a land of sugar?
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Telephone poles are made of peppermint sticks
Street signs are made of chocolate and all the
Fence posts are candy canes.
I worked in Sugarland for a couple of years and have no idea.
Posted by: Javems at March 28, 2022 09:50 PM (TbRwz)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 28, 2022 09:51 PM (TdMsT)
I almost dropped my drink.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
*
I would no-joke LOVE to make that kind of hole in one. I'd tell that story every chance I got.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 09:52 PM (txkTB)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2022 09:52 PM (axyOa)
I almost dropped my drink.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Heh! I almost did that once. Pull hooked the ball into a deep dark gully. I looked away in disgust. When I got up to the hole, the ball was inches away from the hole. It had hit a tree or a rock and bounced just right, I guess. I never saw it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2022 09:53 PM (sAmhv)
It'd be really nice if we DID have the bottomless bullet bucket of yore, even better if were from the fill of many generous Horde such as yourself.
And it'll save the springs n' suspension on my poor wee car. Mazda 5 wasn't made to carry 8k+ round of ammo, plus all my other gear! (and I'll need the cargo room for more target frame kits & such, this year!)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 09:54 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 09:55 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 09:52 PM (txkTB)
Guess what he does.
Seeing it happen in real time was cool.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 28, 2022 09:56 PM (mc/Yb)
https://www.imperialsugarcompany.com/history/
Posted by: Gref at March 28, 2022 09:56 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 28, 2022 09:56 PM (txkTB)
Do you purchase it at the local grocery?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2022 09:50 PM (u3z76)
Yes, found one that had it. Took a bit of searching.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 09:57 PM (evAgx)
Cooking fries in beef tallow was the killer ap for McDonalds.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 28, 2022 09:16 PM (u82oZ )
Duck fat is the way to go.
Posted by: Javems at March 28, 2022 09:58 PM (TbRwz)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well
Met a rich hot half Korean girl at the gym. We had similar injury histories and began training together. Her kimchee was to die for.
Posted by: kimchee muncher at March 28, 2022 10:01 PM (ENP0n)
Wabbit Fat!
*be vewwy vewwy quiet. It's ONT Season!* uhuhuhuh!
/fudd
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 10:03 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2022 09:43 PM (evAgx)
In certain cases getting him out was easy, they used a steam hose.
German fighters targeted the ball turret and tail gunners since they were a big threat
Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2022 10:04 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2022 10:06 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Floridachick at March 28, 2022 09:47 PM (1KKeU)
It takes a lot of hard work and dedication to become this stupid, and cats have to be smart to survive. Even the fattest couch cat has the inner instincts of a cat in the wilderness surrounded by peril, just in case.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2022 10:18 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Floridachick at March 28, 2022 09:47 PM (1KKeU)
Almost all of my cats have been indifferent to gender, but universally have considered toddlers an alien and dangerous species. I'd have to hold them so they couldn't move to let a little one get a pet safely. Either they got some training or heard some stories, even before the erratic moves and loud noises kids can do scare them.
My lady cat loves all workmen and repair guys, follows them about and gets in their toolboxes. When they were on break working in the attic she ran right up the ladder in there.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2022 10:25 PM (eoQWY)
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