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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Francis Gruber
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 30, 2022 09:34 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 30, 2022 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 30, 2022 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 30, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 30, 2022 09:35 AM (w9Wax)
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 09:35 AM (hOUT3)
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Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2022 09:36 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2022 09:37 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2022 09:37 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 30, 2022 09:37 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2022 09:37 AM (VJsqe)
I don't know, but I've been told
A bow-legged woman ain't got no soul.
Posted by: Robert Plant at March 30, 2022 09:37 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: JT at March 30, 2022 09:37 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: WiNO at March 30, 2022 09:37 AM (EpDzw)
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2022 09:37 AM (ou23q)
She's fairly young -- or a tleast not obviously old. But that body looks like a sack of potatoes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 30, 2022 09:37 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 30, 2022 09:38 AM (LvTSG)
Would not go quite that far, but yeah, definitely would not hang.
Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2022 09:38 AM (0Isco)
Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2022 09:38 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: WeBoned! at March 30, 2022 09:38 AM (8k7U7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 30, 2022 09:38 AM (L7ZHz)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 30, 2022 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2022 09:38 AM (fsetr)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2022 09:35 AM (vqhPW)
A jackanapes is far worse!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 09:38 AM (hOUT3)
I don't know, but I've been told
A bow-legged woman ain't got no soul.
Posted by: Robert Plant at March 30, 2022
***
WE DON'T RENT PIGS
Posted by: Gus McCrae at March 30, 2022 09:38 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Ziba at March 30, 2022 09:38 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2022 09:39 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2022 09:39 AM (bW8dp)
Morning, Hoard.
Slept in. Has Jada Plinkett Smith announced she is running for Preznit this morning?
Posted by: Auspex at March 30, 2022 09:39 AM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2022 09:39 AM (5NkmN)
With transgender wimmyn
And swim between three legs
Swim between three legs
Swim between three legs
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 30, 2022 09:39 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 30, 2022 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: WeBoned! at March 30, 2022 09:38 AM (8k7U7)
"Minute balls."
- - Manute Bol
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2022 09:39 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: ptschett at March 30, 2022 09:40 AM (uHE/j)
"Minute balls."
- - Manute Bol
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2022 09:39 AM (s2VJv)
The tallest man ever to play professional hockey.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 30, 2022 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 30, 2022 09:40 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 30, 2022 09:41 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2022 09:41 AM (5NkmN)
- - Manute Bol
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2022 09:39 AM (s2VJv)
That's who I was thinking of.
Posted by: WeBoned! at March 30, 2022 09:41 AM (8k7U7)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 30, 2022 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
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I DO like how he painted the couch with all the vertical lines on the right (one on the left too helps frame the shot). The right of the couch almost resembles marble columns - looks very grounded and steadying.
Although I wouldn't hang, it's an interesting painting.
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2022 09:41 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 30, 2022 09:41 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 30, 2022 09:40 AM (FVME7)
Being as she looks like a broad behind the counter at a truck stop at 3 AM outside of Cut 'n Shoot, Texas.......
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 30, 2022 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: red speck at March 30, 2022 09:42 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: WeBoned!
Well, there she is, Sweet Georgia Brown.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 30, 2022 09:42 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022 09:42 AM (MmndN)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 09:42 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022 09:42 AM (MmndN)
Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2022 09:43 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: red speck at March 30, 2022 09:43 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022 09:43 AM (MmndN)
Posted by: French Chick on the Couch at March 30, 2022 09:43 AM (SKVme)
Whose women were lacking in boober
They looked like a stick
As if they were sick
And nothing could possibly lube her.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2022 09:43 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 09:43 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2022 09:43 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Auspex
Jada Stinkett Pith
Posted by: JT at March 30, 2022 09:44 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 30, 2022 09:44 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 09:43 AM (hOUT3)
We don't all have that.
Posted by: The Invaders at March 30, 2022 09:44 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2022 09:44 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2022 09:44 AM (bW8dp)
Being as she looks like a broad behind the counter at a truck stop at 3 AM outside of Cut 'n Shoot, Texas.......
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 30, 2022
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I'm pretty sure I've driven through Cut 'n' Shoot when I was evacuating from Katrina, going to College Station. Not that I recall any 24-hour truck stops there -- but I guess there could have been one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 30, 2022 09:44 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Auspex
Jada Stinkett Pith
Posted by: JT at March 30, 2022 09:44 AM (arJlL)
Jada Pinkett Sith - She is the dark lord.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 30, 2022 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dantesed at March 30, 2022 09:45 AM (88xKn)
https://tinyurl.com/4kf9ktzr
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2022
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That one's nicer.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 30, 2022 09:45 AM (txdEq)
https://tinyurl.com/4kf9ktzr
Posted by: redridinghood
What the Detective Found.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 30, 2022 09:46 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 09:43 AM (hOUT3)
We don't all have that.
Posted by: The Invaders at March 30, 2022 09:44 AM (yQpMk)
I'm not saying it was aliens, but...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 09:46 AM (hOUT3)
I'm pretty sure I've driven through Cut 'n' Shoot when I was evacuating from Katrina, going to College Station. Not that I recall any 24-hour truck stops there -- but I guess there could have been one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 30, 2022 09:44 AM (txdEq)
I've been through there as well. There may not be, but there are some pretty rode hard, put up wet ladies in that part of the country.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 30, 2022 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2022 09:46 AM (BFigT)
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That woman is definitely *not* sitting on a canape.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2022 09:46 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: JT at March 30, 2022 09:47 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2022 09:47 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: red speck at March 30, 2022 09:47 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2022
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On a cornflake then?
Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at March 30, 2022 09:47 AM (txdEq)
"Can'a peas?! I said that's chopped liver on a Ritz cracker!"
- - Frank Pentangeli
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2022 09:39 AM (s2VJv)
I think there was a Three Stooges short that has them as chefs from a catering outfit preparing food for a dinner party hosted by a rich lady. Curly is told to make the canapes, so he gets big cans of peas out of the pantry, and you can guess the rest.
Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2022 09:48 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 30, 2022 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 30, 2022 09:48 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 30, 2022
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I'm pretty sure I've driven through Cut 'n' Shoot when I was evacuating from Katrina, going to College Station. Not that I recall any 24-hour truck stops there -- but I guess there could have been one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Definitely the night clerk at Woody's Smokehouse and Shell Station in Centerville.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2022 09:48 AM (At65q)
Death Warmed Over
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 30, 2022 09:48 AM (wU8WW)
Wreckage a Trois - a limereick
The lady's legs both seem to dangle
At a rather unusual angle
Which leads me to guess
That the cause of this mess
Was a car crash. She's horribly mangled!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2022 09:48 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: JT at March 30, 2022 0
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A big fan of the old song?
"Ja-da, ja-da, ja-da ja-da jing jing jing"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 30, 2022 09:49 AM (txdEq)
Can't blame her parents. They'd already named her older sister "Manipulative Bitch."
Posted by: red speck at March 30, 2022 09:49 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: JT at March 30, 2022 09:49 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 30, 2022 09:49 AM (txdEq)
She doesn't look Chinese!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 09:49 AM (hOUT3)
Definitely the night clerk at Woody's Smokehouse and Shell Station in Centerville.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2022 09:48 AM (At65q)
Heh. I've been by there.....Never stopped, tho.
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 30, 2022 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 30, 2022 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: David French at March 30, 2022 09:50 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 09:50 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Gref
I liked it better when slapstick was in the movies and reality was in politics.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 30, 2022 09:50 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Zek at March 30, 2022 09:50 AM (OzNIz)
Leave da bitch
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2022 09:50 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022
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As Mac Davis advised, "You can't have your Kate and Edith too"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 30, 2022 09:51 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 30, 2022 09:51 AM (vuisn)
Nice!
I was sort of expecting a Marfan reference....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 09:51 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022 09:51 AM (MmndN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 30, 2022 09:51 AM (44ww/)
https://tinyurl.com/ycksyhee
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2022 09:51 AM (NpAcC)
past 100:
Brother E, I am still thinking about the breakfast menu you posted last night!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 09:51 AM (hOUT3)
Definitely the night clerk at Woody's Smokehouse and Shell Station in Centerville.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2022 09:48 AM (At65q)
Heh. I've been by there.....Never stopped, tho.
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 30, 2022 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
I stopped there the other day. The jerk every critter that was on the Ark.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2022 09:52 AM (yrol0)
She looks like Archie has already stifled her.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2022 09:52 AM (bW8dp)
https://tinyurl.com/yc69bac9
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022
***
Almost anything involving the high desert Southwest is great to me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 30, 2022 09:52 AM (txdEq)
Man, that guy was creative - making up songs on the fly on his show.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022 09:52 AM (MmndN)
https://tinyurl.com/ycksyhee
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2022 09:51 AM (NpAcC)
I am guessing xer name is "Pat"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 09:52 AM (hOUT3)
The artist always drew her with a man ass, which I get the feeling he prefers.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2022 09:52 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: JQ at March 30, 2022 09:52 AM (dpnJh)
@FreeBeacon
Biden's 2023 budget includes $7.5 billion to "land the first woman and person of color on the moon"
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Yet some say there's no such thing as progress!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 30, 2022 09:52 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2022 09:53 AM (4vwwZ)
mitchellreports
On new NBC poll showing low Biden approval rating, @Yamiche: The number that jumped out to me was the fact that 38% of Americans are blaming Biden's policies for inflation and gas prices, and only 6% are blaming Russia.
Just reading this tweet took 10 points off my IQ.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2022 09:53 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 30, 2022 09:53 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2022 09:48 AM (At65q)
Waitress at the all-night diner in White River Junction VT, circa 1977
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 09:53 AM (XIJ/X)
Would Hang.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2022 09:53 AM (9ieJC)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 30, 2022
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I'm pretty sure I've driven through Cut 'n' Shoot when I was evacuating from Katrina, going to College Station. Not that I recall any 24-hour truck stops there -- but I guess there could have been one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Definitely the night clerk at Woody's Smokehouse and Shell Station in Centerville.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2022 09:48 AM (At65q)
Motel night clerk in Milam. She's originally from Zwolle Louisiana, maybe from Ebarb.
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2022 09:53 AM (0OP+5)
If the video footage was accurate, it looked like a Russian ammo dump on their side of the border was blown up. [Unless it was vodka and smoking related and not Ukrainian missiles.]
Dave Reaboi observed over the weekend that the Ukraine propaganda efforts were eerily similar to those of the Palestinians. That got people shrieky on Twitter, because how dare he compare the pure and righteous to the Pallies.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2022 09:53 AM (ZGrMX)
mitchellreports
On new NBC poll showing low Biden approval rating, @Yamiche: The number that jumped out to me was the fact that 38% of Americans are blaming Biden's policies for inflation and gas prices, and only 6% are blaming Russia.
Just reading this tweet took 10 points off my IQ.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2022 09:53 AM (yrol0)
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Inflation that started last year isn't the fault of Putin invading Ukraine last month?
Weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 30, 2022 09:53 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Carmenzoid at March 30, 2022 09:54 AM (9sa5h)
@FreeBeacon
Biden's 2023 budget includes $7.5 billion to "land the first woman and person of color on the moon"
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Removing actual qualifications for anything will be the result of this administration.
And that's NOWHERE NEAR enough money for that.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 30, 2022 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)
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Yet some say there's no such thing as progress!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 30, 2022 09:52 AM (FVME7)
Unpossible unless they take a biologist!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2022 09:54 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2022 09:54 AM (mmOYv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 30, 2022 09:49 AM (txdEq)
She doesn't look Chinese!
That reminds me of my dad's Australian cousin. Big guy, gregarious and funny as hell. He was visiting once, pulled out the silverware drawer one morning and says, "Ya know how the Asians name their children? They just drop the silverware on the floor and call the kid whatever noise they hear first...'Ting' 'Bling' 'Chang'..."
(It's funnier in the original Australian.)
Posted by: red speck at March 30, 2022 09:54 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Yeah, but the hanging, smoking pork bellies that you can watch from the parking lot....
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2022 09:54 AM (At65q)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2022 09:53 AM (0OP+5)
My late Uncle Tom was guest of honor at Tamale Fest about 10 years ago.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2022 09:54 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022 09:42 AM (MmndN)
She finds short, short men with teeny weenies easier to handle.
Posted by: Gillette at March 30, 2022 09:55 AM (4I/2K)
@MSNBC
President Biden' s approval rating has fallen to lowest level of his presidency despite booming economy, according to new NBC News poll.
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And despite regaining the world's respect! Don't forget regaining the world's respect!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 30, 2022 09:55 AM (FVME7)
Mac was capable of puns, though. There's his "It's Hard To Be Humble," which contains the neat line:
"Folks say that I'm egotistical;
Hell, I don't even know what that means!
Unless it has something to do with the way
I fill out my skintight blue jeans!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 30, 2022 09:55 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 30, 2022 09:55 AM (FVME7)
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"I'm chaffing from all the norms..."
-Jonah Goldberg
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 30, 2022 09:55 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2022 09:48 AM (At65q)
Waitress at the all-night diner in White River Junction VT, circa 1977
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 09:53 AM (XIJ/X)
Clerk at a Shell station in Moss Hill, TX, June 2021.
Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2022 09:56 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: JT at March 30, 2022 09:56 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 09:53 AM (XIJ/X)
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Head north about 40 minutes and you'll hit the P&H Truck Stop. They always have dozens of pies in the diner. Save room for dessert!
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2022 09:57 AM (VJsqe)
Yamiche Alcindor - not too bright but reliable Palace Guard "journalist."
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022 09:58 AM (MmndN)
Posted by: JQ at March 30, 2022 09:58 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2022 09:58 AM (/Mfdi)
Saw a headline a few minutes ago that the Ukes are also apparently shelling Russian territory now.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
-------------------------------
The missile hit, if accurate and not e.g. an accidental ammo-dump explosion.
https://nitter.net/disclosetv/status/
1508887711695912960
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 09:58 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Paco at March 30, 2022 09:59 AM (njExo)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2022 09:48 AM
I saw Elvis at that new gas station on the 271 loop in Paris Texas last year.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 30, 2022 09:59 AM (bVYXr)
However, they want to assure everyone that there is no evidence Joe did anything wrong.
Baby steps. They are almost there.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2022 10:00 AM (ZLI7S)
In practice, however, it just builds the pot of tax-free money that the gummint can't wait to get its hands on.
So I don't like it.
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2022 10:00 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 30, 2022 09:59 AM
We keep telling you...avoid the gas station sushi.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2022 10:01 AM (vqhPW)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2022 10:01 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2022 09:58 AM (/Mfdi)
This means we don't have to pay SS anymore, right?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 30, 2022 10:01 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: JQ at March 30, 2022 09:52 AM (dpnJh)
It's fine!
*narrator* things are not, in fact, fine.
Posted by: Edith at March 30, 2022 10:01 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Ian S.
What I think is hilarious is, people expect the truth from a warzone. No one tells the truth. Especially the weaker opponent. Everything is propaganda. Never let the enemy exactly know your strengths and weaknesses.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2022 10:01 AM (At65q)
*********
As you sgiykd jbiiw here IS a code for that:
ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code S68.1
Traumatic metacarpophalangeal amputation of unspecified finger
A condition prevalent among Shop class D-students
There are hundreds of ICD codes for traumatic amputations of various and sundry body parts. Not for the squeamish.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2022 10:01 AM (m45I2)
On new NBC poll showing low Biden approval rating, @Yamiche: The number that jumped out to me was the fact that 38% of Americans are blaming Biden's policies for inflation and gas prices, and only 6% are blaming Russia. ...
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2022 09:53 AM (yrol0)
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Andrea Mitchell is such a dumbass shill. The right question - if you're not a dumbass shill - is what do the 56% of people who blame neither Biden nor Russia attribute inflation to?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2022 10:02 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2022 10:02 AM (FKphP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2022 10:02 AM (DU+/6)
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Greedy corporations! Who are our frenz!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 30, 2022 10:02 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JT at March 30, 2022 10:02 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
It's worse than the brown acid.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2022 10:02 AM (At65q)
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2022 10:03 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2022 10:03 AM (DcKNO)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 30, 2022 10:01 AM (44ww/)
This is the painting thread, not the humor thread!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:03 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at March 30, 2022 10:03 AM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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I also learned years ago that it's best to just pass on the clam roll served up at the bowling alley.
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2022 10:03 AM (VJsqe)
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Somebody got shrieky here when that comparison was made.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2022 10:04 AM (FKphP)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 30, 2022 10:01 AM (44ww/)
Ummmmmm....Right.
Social Security is a Ponzi Scheme but they put me in prison.
Posted by: Zombie Bernie Madoff at March 30, 2022 10:04 AM (9ieJC)
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2022 10:03 AM
One of our local radio hosts has a segment on her program called "Woke or Joke?" Sometimes it's really hard to tell.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2022 10:04 AM (vqhPW)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
But the gas station roller dogs are good to go, right?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 10:04 AM (4I/2K)
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Somebody got shrieky here when that comparison was made.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2022 10:04 AM (FKphP)
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It feels like Pali propaganda is kind of the ideal in terms of propaganda. It works really well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 30, 2022 10:05 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 09:51 AM (hOUT3)
I am aklso jonesing for some s
Posted by: The Invaders at March 30, 2022 10:05 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 10:05 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 30, 2022 10:01 AM (44ww/)"
Guaranteed this will be challenged and that very subject will come up. You have to ask yourself - why opt out instead of opt in like it is today? The answer is Congresses voracious appetite for your money.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2022 10:05 AM (/Mfdi)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 09:51 AM (hOUT3)
I am also jonesing for some squirrel gravy.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 10:05 AM (yQpMk)
The good thing about hot dogs is that they are already at the bottom of the food chain. They roll off the production line impervious to damage.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2022 10:06 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 30, 2022 10:06 AM (VhE0u)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 10:06 AM (yQpMk)
Food and fuel are not calculated in the inflation numbers. I remember the justification being that they are too 'volatile.' I want to say that it was Obama who removed those benchmarks, but I'm sure the Horde can correct me.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 30, 2022 10:06 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 30, 2022 10:06 AM (VhE0u)
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Trump. Who else?
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2022 10:06 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 10:06 AM (yQpMk)
LOL
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 10:06 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 10:05 AM (yQpMk)
Most comprehensive Southern Breakfast menu I have ever seen!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:07 AM (hOUT3)
The attack of the neighbors lawn service.
The howl of the 2-stroke will be heard thru out the land til the snow flies again.
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2022 10:07 AM (FhXTo)
No it means they will be nationalizing our 401ks soon.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022 10:07 AM (MmndN)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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I also learned years ago that it's best to just pass on the clam roll served up at the bowling alley.
Posted by: 496
Never eat a tuna salad sammich at a kiosk at Six Flags in August that's run by a teenager barely old enough to drive.
They have zero comprehension of refrigeration.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2022 10:07 AM (At65q)
Posted by: JQ at March 30, 2022 10:07 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 10:04 AM (4I/2K)
Yes. I give Babu at the Red Dot Fill N Go a little cash on the side to keep a couple of roller dogs on the spindle for an extra day so they get nice and crisp.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2022 10:07 AM (9ieJC)
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2022 10:07 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
It's worse than the brown acid.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2022 10:02 AM (At65q)
I used to fish with a dude that would feed gas station sushi to Neptune as an offering.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2022 10:07 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2022 09:57 AM (VJsqe)
They have real Lemon pie?
None of that crap from a can...
Posted by: Frankie Dunn at March 30, 2022 10:08 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 30, 2022 10:08 AM (1IJnB)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 30, 2022 10:06 AM (MIKMs)
Just because you peasants need food and fuel in your everyday life doesn't mean they should be considered essential!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:08 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 30, 2022 10:08 AM (MCVM5)
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2022 10:07 AM (FhXTo)
Saw chain or dirt bikes
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2022 10:08 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022 10:07 AM (MmndN)
Ka-ching!
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2022 10:08 AM (AwYPR)
To make women tall's no longer tough
With Electro-Tall, but the skull's kinda rough
If your tall girl's midget head
Makes her wish she were dead
Just apply Maybelline's Cranium Puff
Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2022 10:09 AM (5NkmN)
Offering the god of the sea gas station sushi seems like a sure fire way of getting a tsunami coming your way.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2022 10:09 AM (ZLI7S)
Europe has lived comfortably under US protection, and, through American defense subsidies, implemented cradle to grave socialism.
PDT warned Europe, Europe laughed and derided PDT. I guess it's not so funny, any more.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 30, 2022 10:09 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 30, 2022 10:06 AM (MIKMs)
Just because you peasants need food and fuel in your everyday life doesn't mean they should be considered essential!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:08 AM (hOUT3)
They also started to substitute store brands for name brands. Instead of steak, hamburger.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2022 10:09 AM (yrol0)
Europe has lived comfortably under US protection, and, through American defense subsidies, implemented cradle to grave socialism.
PDT warned Europe, Europe laughed and derided PDT. I guess it's not so funny, any more.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 30, 2022 10:09 AM (5pTK/)
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They can sacrifice their opiate of the masses, single payer healthcare, for their own national defense any day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 30, 2022 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 30, 2022 10:09 AM (5pTK/)
It is all Trump's fault now, of course.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 10:10 AM (yQpMk)
Because bipartisanship!
Guess when they went full court press on her for for the last couple she's all forgive and forget, eh?
Worthless.
Posted by: Inogame at March 30, 2022 10:10 AM (53oGX)
Apologies for the link to Philly commie rag:
https://tinyurl.com/5n6prxwr
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 30, 2022 10:10 AM (NgqoH)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022 10:07 AM (MmndN)
Comrade Lizzy, you have #401kPrivilege, so it needs to nationalized, just to be fair!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:10 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 30, 2022 10:10 AM (5pTK/)
None of that crap from a can...
Posted by: Frankie Dunn at March 30, 2022 10:08 AM (BgMrQ)
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I believe all their pies are homemade - https://roadfood.com/restaurants/ph-truck-stop/
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2022 10:10 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
LOL
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 30, 2022 10:10 AM (1IJnB)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2022 10:09 AM (yrol0)
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Instead of hamburger, bugs crawling around in your basement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 30, 2022 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
Not going to happen. It would wipe out the entire sector. But they keep trying to find ways to get some of that money by changing the tax code.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2022 10:11 AM (/Mfdi)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 30, 2022 10:09 AM (5pTK/)
It is all Trump's fault now, of course.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 10:10 AM (yQpMk)
If Trump didn't give Putin the idea he might have forgotten...
Posted by: Inogame at March 30, 2022 10:11 AM (53oGX)
Absolutely. And they don't even have the media pushing it all that hard.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2022 10:11 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2022 10:11 AM (J8ILO)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 10:10 AM (yQpMk)
If only he hadn't posted so many mean tweets, they would have listened to him!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:11 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022 10:07 AM (MmndN)
Ka-ching!
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2022 10:08 AM (AwYPR)
This will be done next time (D)ouchebags run everything. My guess is it will be 50% of everything over about 500k. They will then offer you a SS bump and hope you die at 67 and a half!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2022 10:11 AM (yrol0)
Because bipartisanship!
Guess when they went full court press on her for for the last couple she's all forgive and forget, eh?
Worthless.
Posted by: Inogame at March 30, 2022 10:10 AM (53oGX)
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But she's the only Republican who could possibly win in Maine. Don't primary her, ever.
Ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 30, 2022 10:11 AM (LvTSG)
I noticed CBD did the ONT last night.
He appears to be running coup on the HQ.
I guess he figured if a Senile clod like Biden could overthrow the US gov't, he could overthrow AOS.
For God's sake, choose a better role model, CBD!
#ChooseBetter.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2022 10:12 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2022 10:11 AM (/Mfdi)
Like they changed the RMD rules for inherited IRAs.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:12 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
******
That certainly would be considered in the differential diagnosis, but the overall slackness, the bowed tibias, the weird hip angles may be more consistent with Ehlers-Danlos (hypermobility type)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2022 10:12 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2022 10:13 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2022 10:11 AM (/Mfdi)
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I wish I had your faith. That pool of untaxed money is enormous. They can't wait to get their hands on it (and you will surely incur taxes at the time). #twoyearsorless
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2022 10:13 AM (VJsqe)
Ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 30, 2022 10:11 AM (LvTSG)
What would a Maine Democrat do differently?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:13 AM (hOUT3)
Europe has lived comfortably under US protection, and, through American defense subsidies, implemented cradle to grave socialism.
PDT warned Europe, Europe laughed and derided PDT. I guess it's not so funny, any more.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 30, 2022 10:09 AM (5pTK/)
Son, I have neither the time nor the finger-paints to explain myself to a European Union what rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a *damn* what you think you are entitled to!
Posted by: Angry Joe Biden channeling his inner Col. Jessup at March 30, 2022 10:14 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: It's me donna
Must have threatened to take her anti-shake meds away from her.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 30, 2022 10:14 AM (1IJnB)
I believe the narrative is this: It is unfair that rich people can afford better investment advice/opportunities, so for equity's sake, the fed gov will take over management of ALL 401k investments. They can totally be trusted to "manage" and "return" our retirement money you guyz!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022 10:15 AM (MmndN)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2022 10:11 AM (J8ILO)
As soon as Mitch said he would oppose her for the SC, I knew the GOPe "what more can I do" fix was in!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:15 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2022 10:15 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:12 AM (hOUT3)"
Yup. In this new bill they pull some of the same crap. With 401's they keep trying to formulate changes in the taxation so they can get some of that money sooner by forcing certain situations.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2022 10:15 AM (/Mfdi)
For those wondering how Disney can go so woke and still be owned by China, remember, they will edit out anything the Chinese tell them to. Thus ensuring that Chinese kids will enjoy entertainment with traditional gender roles while American kids will get to see two male squirrels singing songs about wanting to munch each others nuts.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 30, 2022 10:16 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:15 AM (hOUT3)
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Mitch said he wasn't going to whip votes. That was the end of it.
He could stop this if he wanted to. He doesn't want to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 30, 2022 10:16 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: klaftern at March 30, 2022 10:16 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2022 10:16 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 30, 2022 10:16 AM (LvTSG)
Exactly
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2022 10:16 AM (J8ILO)
Best part is that all "government" investments will be guided by CRT, just to be fair!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:17 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2022 10:15 AM (VJsqe)
Oh, it's full alright. So full I need help letting it all out....gotta squeeze it!
Release my chakra!
Ahhhhhh!!!!
Posted by: Al Gore, Rapist at March 30, 2022 10:17 AM (9ieJC)
None of that crap from a can...
Posted by: Frankie Dunn at March 30, 2022 10:08 AM (BgMrQ)
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I believe all their pies are homemade - https://roadfood.com/restaurants/ph-truck-stop/
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2022 10:10 AM (VJsqe)
The proper response is: It comes in a can...yay big
***makes hand gestures***
and Sock should be Maggie Fitzgerald
Posted by: Frankie Dunn at March 30, 2022 10:17 AM (BgMrQ)
The attack of the neighbors lawn service.
The howl of the 2-stroke will be heard thru out the land til the snow flies again.
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2022 10:07 AM (FhXTo)
Mine was here at 9am. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2022 10:18 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 30, 2022 10:18 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: klaftern at March 30, 2022 10:16 AM (taPSh)
She looks fine to me.
Posted by: Olive Oyl at March 30, 2022 10:19 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022 10:15 AM (MmndN)
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"Your investment return rations will be increased from -10% to -20% this year, and you will be happy!"
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 30, 2022 10:19 AM (PalJ/)
Posted by: red speck at March 30, 2022 10:19 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: It's me donna at March
She was a NO on ACB.
Posted by: I Mean at March 30, 2022 10:19 AM (DRp5T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2022 10:19 AM (g/teG)
Posted by: red speck at March 30, 2022 10:19 AM (gS3OW)
++++
Probably a black hole.
Posted by: Don Lemon at March 30, 2022 10:20 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at March 30, 2022 10:20 AM (4I/2K)
But she's the only Republican who could possibly win in Maine. Don't primary her, ever.
Ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 30
Eh, ceteris paribus, you could probably go considerably right of her and get elected. Probably not a right-winger, but better than her.
But I say "ceteris paribus" because she is a super useful tool for McConnell, and he'd fight hammer and tongs to keep her in place, preferring to lose to the Democrat than lose that piece on his board.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2022 10:20 AM (SKVme)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2022 10:15 AM (/Mfdi)
I think that is the Billionaire tax that starts at $100 M. There is something about $1 M net worth/income taxing capital gains at 40%.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2022 10:20 AM (yrol0)
@mrddmia
We shall see.
Senators must read the horrifying details of these sex torture videos of kids--even infants--where Judge Jackson nonetheless disregarded evidence, expert advice, and government recommendations to impose the most lenient sentences possible 8 of 8 times.
Stay tuned
Posted by: IrishEi at March 30, 2022 10:20 AM (VhE0u)
Because bipartisanship!
Guess when they went full court press on her for for the last couple she's all forgive and forget, eh?
Worthless.
Posted by: Inogame at March 30, 2022 10:10 AM (53oGX)
Eh, The Republicans have simply just proven there is Zero Reason to vote for them in November.
If they can man/woman-up to stop a pedophile-friendly judge from ascending to the SC,
that means it's going to be Failure Theater all over again.
No matter who we vote for, we get the Magical Kingdom of Pedophile Venezuela.
If they can't stand up to this, when it literally costs them nothing,
will they do the politically costly hard lifting to get inflation under control?
i doubt it.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2022 10:20 AM (5NkmN)
We shall see.
Senators must read the horrifying details of these sex torture videos of kids--even infants--where Judge Jackson nonetheless disregarded evidence, expert advice, and government recommendations to impose the most lenient sentences possible 8 of 8 times.
Stay tuned
Posted by: IrishEi at March 30, 2022 10:20 AM (VhE0u)
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Narrator: She won't read it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 30, 2022 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 30, 2022 10:21 AM (1IJnB)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2022 10:11 AM (/Mfdi)
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I wish I had your faith. That pool of untaxed money is enormous. They can't wait to get their hands on it (and you will surely incur taxes at the time). #twoyearsorless
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2022 10:13 AM
There is about $10 TRILLION dollars sitting in individual 401ks. No way are democrats going to just let that money sit there without getting a big bite of it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 30, 2022 10:21 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2022 10:22 AM (AwYPR)
One thing often forgotten when discussing Disney is that they do more than just cartoon movies and theme parks.
For example, they bought the Family channel, renamed it Freeform, and this now runs crazy-Lefty teen programming. One tv show is about a group of young TEEN VOGUE employees. There was another show (now done, ran its course) about a bi-racial lesbian couple that adopted a rainbow assortment of woke demographic kids (illegal immigrant, bi, and so on). There could not be more targeted programming to indoctrinate tweens and teens than Freeform.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022 10:22 AM (MmndN)
Laws written to favor investing in the legalized casino known as Wall Street? Does anyone not see why this might be a problem?
Remember, your 401K can be wiped out due to fiscal fraud, provable fraud, and no one will be held accountable.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 30, 2022 10:22 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2022 10:07 AM (FhXTo)
The WHINE of the gas-engine powered leaf blower is the worst.
I would not be saddened if gas-powered trimmers, edgers, and blowers were suddenly required to be electric.
Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2022 10:23 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2022 10:23 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2022 10:23 AM (m45I2)
Jeeze. I can't say anything good about this one. Kind like if Emma Whatsherlackatits (Kameltoe's step kid) took a selfie in an abandoned cathouse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2022 10:24 AM (P3gRi)
Ever.
I was watching How To Marry A Millionaire the other day, and one of the gals meets her beau in Maine. There's a quip in there about someone's father going to a Republican rally and the other guy shoots back, "Why doesn't he just become a democrat?" And the guy retorts, "In Maine? Too lonely."
Ahh... the good old days.
Posted by: red speck at March 30, 2022 10:24 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: klaftern at March 30, 2022 10:25 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 30, 2022 10:21 AM (bVYXr)
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I realize I shouldn't be so cynical at 29, but it won't just be democrats. Both sides are licking their chops.
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2022 10:25 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 30, 2022 10:22 AM (5pTK/)
If your house burns, your insurance won't cover the cash stuffed in your mattress.
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2022 10:25 AM (AwYPR)
The attack of the neighbors lawn service.
The howl of the 2-stroke will be heard thru out the land til the snow flies again.
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2022 10:07 AM (FhXTo)
Mine was here at 9am. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2022 10:18 AM (VwHCD)
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Before we escape Southern California 9 years ago, we were the ONLY people in our neighborhood who did our own mowing, trimming, and landscaping.
In addition to the early morning 2-stroke, we got to "enjoy" blasting mariachi mmusi and a slew of barking dogs.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 30, 2022 10:25 AM (PalJ/)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 30, 2022 10:25 AM (eGTCV)
Ahh... the good old days.
Posted by: red speck at March 30, 2022 10:24 AM (gS3OW)
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Stephen King voted for Nixon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 30, 2022 10:26 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 30, 2022 10:27 AM (PalJ/)
Because a house purchased for $25k in 1974 that goes for $2.5 million in 2024 will queer their charts. They went with imputed rent or some jiggery-pokery long ago.
They've been messing with the data a long, long time. This is why they don't want anybody to know what's going on, or at least, they don't want anybody to know how it works, and who to blame.
So long as you don't need to eat, or go to work, or live somewhere, why, monetary inflation has been quite very reasonable for decades now! Another sleight of hand is what they euphemistically term hedonistic adjustments. This is prima facie evidence of malice aforethought.
See, what hardly anyone understands. Minus ordinary supply and demand issues, the normal course of events in production and scale and technology, it is the general trend for prices to down not up. This whole 2% targeted inflation rate is all BS. That is highway robbery.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2022 10:27 AM (34mN2)
(**or one of your own Barbies, we're not here to judge you)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2022 10:27 AM (m45I2)
Bingo.
Just as pension funds today are used to support companies that wage war on those whose pensions buy their stocks.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022 10:27 AM (MmndN)
Posted by: michelle fields at March 30, 2022 10:27 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: klaftern at March 30, 2022 10:25 AM (taPSh)
I just did some re-calculation on the launch. It's gonna take three Saturn boosters to get this payload off the pad. and that's just to 1500 feet.
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2022 10:28 AM (0OP+5)
The WHINE of the gas-engine powered leaf blower is the worst.
I would not be saddened if gas-powered trimmers, edgers, and blowers were suddenly required to be electric.
Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2022 10:23 AM (AMIL/)
I would be.
I love my gas powered lawn equipment. I can mow all day if I need to without needing 15 batteries.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 30, 2022 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)
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You have to make an entrance, Grump!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 30, 2022 10:28 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 30, 2022 10:26 AM (LvTSG)
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Same with Chairman Mao.
/But your point still stands and is a good one.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 30, 2022 10:28 AM (PalJ/)
Posted by: Gref
Let's not start that again. CBD will need a post in a month or two.
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2022 10:28 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: klaftern at March 30, 2022 10:29 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Muldoon
I am. I'll judge your faggoty little asses.
All. Day. Long.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2022 10:30 AM (At65q)
Posted by: Hildabeast at March 30, 2022 10:30 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2022 10:31 AM (dfRN6)
(**or one of your own Barbies, we're not here to judge you)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2022 10:27 AM (m45I2)
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My brothers used to hang my Barbies from the ceiling lights.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 30, 2022 10:31 AM (VhE0u)
(**or one of your own Barbies, we're not here to judge you)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2022 10:27 AM
There are Ken dolls, too, H8r!
Posted by: George Takai at March 30, 2022 10:31 AM (a3Q+t)
I would not bang her in my house
I do not like pale women on a couch
I do not like it Sam-I-Am.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 30, 2022 10:31 AM (1QlpE)
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You have to make an entrance, Grump!
Posted by: andycanuck
Sashay & mince!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2022 10:31 AM (At65q)
Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2022 10:23 AM (AMIL/)
++++
I have an electric trimmer and blower. The trimmer works wonderfully well and is actually better in terms of use - especially weight distribution - than a gas trimmer. The blower is another story. It's light and easy and quiet and useful for small jobs, but running a blower is hell on the battery. For more than light duty (blowing clippings after mowing, for example), it's useless. I have ordered a proper gas-powered backpack-style blower. The electric just isn't up to autumn duty.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2022 10:32 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Hildabeast at March 30, 2022 10:30 AM (4I/2K)
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Puttin' the 'HO' in AU H2O
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2022 10:32 AM (VJsqe)
Bipartisan just means some especially evregious fvckery is being perpetrated on the American people, and the World, most likely.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2022 10:32 AM (Itc1k)
Posted by: gregory house m.d at March 30, 2022 10:32 AM (UHVv4)
If your house burns, your insurance won't cover the cash stuffed in your mattress.
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2022 10:25 AM (AwYPR)
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don't get me started on our government destroying interest rates which affected interest earned on savings accounts.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 30, 2022 10:32 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 10:06 AM (yQpMk)
Okay, Kramer.
Posted by: Jerry at March 30, 2022 10:33 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2022 10:31 AM (dfRN6)
'She's been a little wallflower all alone standing by herself, never had the nerve to take a chance....'
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2022 10:33 AM (0OP+5)
Biden's 2023 budget includes $7.5 billion to "land the first woman and person of color on the moon"
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Yet some say there's no such thing as progress!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 30, 2022 09:52 AM (FVME7)
You could do it for a lot less. Just don't bring them back.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2022 10:33 AM (P3gRi)
Lady looks like she wandered in to lay down after washing the dishes and the dude just started painting.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2022 10:33 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Hildabeast at March 30, 2022 10:30 AM (4I/2K)
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And you somehow morphed into the second coming of "The Blob."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 30, 2022 10:33 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2022 10:34 AM (sAmhv)
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In my household, kidlets pulled off heads. Couldn't always frankenstein them onto other Barbie bodies, but they recycled those heads and bodies into Halloween decorations hanging from the trees and bushes.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 30, 2022 10:34 AM (MIKMs)
To a certain degree, so is Collins.
That, and the GOP is for all intensive purposes just a bunch of Democrats with a little less blood lust than the other side.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2022 10:34 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: klaftern at March 30, 2022 10:34 AM (taPSh)
I love my gas powered lawn equipment. I can mow all day if I need to without needing 15 batteries.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 30, 2022 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)
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Yeah, tried our electric weed-eater on the post-monsoon, incredibly-growing weeds of Northern AZ -- and gave up after 5 minutes and about half a roll of line.
Gas-powered was the only way ... used to take me all three days of Labor Day weekend to do the 3/4-acre yard -- until the wife you bought a mower and we cleared most of the rocks (i.e. dangerous projectiles).
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 30, 2022 10:34 AM (OdZCv)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 30, 2022 10:34 AM (1IJnB)
This is called bipartisanship.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 30, 2022 10:36 AM (khAeP)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2022 10:36 AM (m45I2)
Karen wants to speak to the manager of this furniture store RIGHT NOW.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2022 10:36 AM (SKVme)
So they are calling it a "Budget" now!?
Since when? When was the last time Congress passed a Budget? Note well, it's been ten years probably. They are called "Spending Bills". Or "Reconciliation Bills" or "Continuing Resolutions".
Whatever they are doing, it ain't a Budget.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2022 10:36 AM (Itc1k)
Posted by: creeper at March 30, 2022 10:37 AM (cTCuP)
IDK why nobody seems to make a backpack battery/inverter? combo so I could cordless all the electric tools I've already got.
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2022 10:37 AM (FhXTo)
McConnell's M.O. is to always "reach across the aisle" because comity or some such shit that doesn't exist anymore.
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McConnell's M.O. is to reach across the table because there's an envelope full of cash.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2022 10:37 AM (SKVme)
Yeah, tried our electric weed-eater on the post-monsoon, incredibly-growing weeds of Northern AZ -- and gave up after 5 minutes and about half a roll of line.
We're sending our guy in with a bush hog to hack up
10 acres and to clear all the tumbleweeds that collected on our fences this past winter. Sucks.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 30, 2022 10:38 AM (1IJnB)
Posted by: klaftern at March 30, 2022 10:34 AM (taPSh)
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Make Gridlock Great Again!
/Meh, too late -- the damage done is now irreparable and irreversible. Biden and the rest diddled kids while Failure Theater burned ...
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 30, 2022 10:38 AM (OdZCv)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 30, 2022 10:39 AM (sI15f)
Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2022 10:23 AM (AMIL/)
++++
I have an electric trimmer and blower. The trimmer works wonderfully well and is actually better in terms of use - especially weight distribution - than a gas trimmer. The blower is another story. It's light and easy and quiet and useful for small jobs, but running a blower is hell on the battery. For more than light duty (blowing clippings after mowing, for example), it's useless. I have ordered a proper gas-powered backpack-style blower. The electric just isn't up to autumn duty.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2022 10:32 AM (DU+/6)
I think a few guys in the big lawn service outfits at individual homes and in townhome communities pushing brooms would do the job as fast and maybe at less overall cost
Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2022 10:39 AM (AMIL/)
Direct deposit. Faster.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2022 10:39 AM (BFigT)
And they made fun of Space Force?
Exit question: Who's gonna park that spacecraft on the moon?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022 10:39 AM (MmndN)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Ding ding ding!
Or should I say ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 30, 2022 10:39 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 30, 2022 10:40 AM (sI15f)
******
They'll insist on stopping halfway and asking the kid at the Stop-N-Go for directions.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2022 10:41 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2022 10:37 AM (FhXTo)
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It's all fun and games until that backpack overheats and bursts into flame!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 30, 2022 10:41 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 30, 2022 10:41 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 30, 2022 10:41 AM (lCui1)
Positive
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2022 10:42 AM (mc/Yb)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2022 10:31 AM (At65q)[/]
Flounce out, stage left;
Sashay in, stage right;
Mince while on stage!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:42 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 30, 2022 10:09 AM (5pTK/)
It's enough laughter to keep one warm for a whole week.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 10:42 AM (K41FC)
And stick the taxpayer with the bill in the form of 15% year on year monetary inflation.
Then they tell you to eat bugs and buy a rechargeable 50k go kart. And don't say anything bad at the PTA meeting about your kid in a dress getting buggered by chicks with dicks in the bathrooms, or we'll kick you off the Internet.
"Please buy our Razors, it's Mothers Day!"
I often wonder when precisely I woke up in Bizarro World
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2022 10:43 AM (Itc1k)
But a trimmer or mower? Forget it. Gas-powered. Cold, dead hands, etc.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2022 10:43 AM (dfRN6)
https://bit.ly/36GDXea
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What could possibly go wrong with teaching middle schoolers to shoot up?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 30, 2022 10:43 AM (FVME7)
***
How much money to get her back?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 30, 2022 10:43 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: blake
There are backpack battery blowers.
Just can't find a generic battery > 110vac.
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2022 10:44 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 30, 2022 10:44 AM (Ndje9)
It was painted in the last year of WWII though, so both malnutrition and Nazi torture are possibilities.
The artist was a founder of modern neorealism, and died at age 36, just a couple of years later. Perhaps of terminal sadness at the state of things?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 30, 2022 10:44 AM (videA)
@FreeBeacon
Biden's 2023 budget includes $7.5 billion to "land the first woman and person of color on the moon"
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Yet some say there's no such thing as progress!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 30, 2022 09:52 AM (FVME7)
So, we'll have the first criminal on the moon? NASA's female astronauts seem to have legal issues. I hope this one doesn't drill a hole in the module like the one in the ISS did.
Posted by: WiNO at March 30, 2022 10:44 AM (EpDzw)
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2022 10:45 AM (FhXTo)
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Guilty as sin, free as a bird, and rich as Midas!
Is this a wonderful country, or what?
Posted by: Jon Corzine at March 30, 2022 10:45 AM (k4dH2)
I haven't seen Few Good Men in years, but how was it that I remember people arguing about an event, but not remember the event? It's been McGuffin'ed, as Ace might put it.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 30, 2022 10:46 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: WiNO at March 30, 2022 10:44 AM (EpDzw)
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Say wut? I'm no astronaut, but, even I can see where drilling a hole in the side of a module might be counter productive.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 30, 2022 10:46 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2022 10:47 AM (m45I2)
Is this a wonderful country, or what?
Posted by: Jon Corzine at March 30, 2022 10:45 AM (k4dH2)
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Yeah, I sort of had you in mind when I wrote my mini-rant.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 30, 2022 10:47 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 30, 2022 10:47 AM (XHZzR)
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The 3 days of endless nagging while getting there will be fucking epic.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2022 10:47 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: WiNO at March 30, 2022 10:44 AM (EpDzw)
Remember Diaper Lady?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2022 10:47 AM (mc/Yb)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
Cockroaches will survive a nuclear holocaust.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 30, 2022 10:47 AM (1IJnB)
NYT has an open asking what if Putin didnt fuck up after all and this was his plan all along? Makes a compelling case. And given how retarded Biden and the rest of the west is these days it may very well be true.
The gist is Putin gives no fucks about rebuilding the empire. He just wants the natural gas of Ukraine in the east and is more than happy to see millions of Russian hating Ukes leave for Western Europe.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 10:48 AM (0aeV3)
Guilty as sin, free as a bird, and rich as Midas!
Is this a wonderful country, or what?
Posted by: Jon Corzine at March 30, 2022 10:45 AM (k4dH2)
I am so old I can remember when I almost believed that a thin veneer of accountability was still the norm in politics.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:48 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2022 10:48 AM (OZtA4)
Sometimes I wonder if an ICBM landing on DC would be a net negative or positive.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
Massive loss of human life = really bad
Massive loss of demon life = totally fucking awesome
It's a tough one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2022 10:49 AM (SKVme)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022 10:49 AM (MmndN)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Me too. I saddens me a bit, I must say.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2022 10:49 AM (bNcG+)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 30, 2022 10:46 AM (5pTK/)
She wanted to go home. She drilled an extremely tiny hole in the bathroom. No one found it until later and it was much later until they figured out who did it.
Posted by: WiNO at March 30, 2022 10:50 AM (EpDzw)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 10:50 AM (0aeV3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2022 10:47 AM (mc/Yb)
Who can forget her.
Posted by: WiNO at March 30, 2022 10:51 AM (EpDzw)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 30, 2022 10:51 AM (xbDAF)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2022 10:49 AM (bNcG+)
I think we were fortunate enough to grow up in ace's High-Trust society. The country has come a long way since then!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:51 AM (hOUT3)
https://bit.ly/3NvRh5D
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 30, 2022 10:52 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 10:53 AM (0aeV3)
Posted by: WiNO
I'll take her out if you want me to.
Posted by: Lisa Nowak at March 30, 2022 10:53 AM (1IJnB)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 30, 2022 10:51 AM (xbDAF)
Kek
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 30, 2022 10:53 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 30, 2022 10:54 AM (ImfVB)
Posted by: WiNO at March 30, 2022 10:50 AM (EpDzw)
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I've seen some really crazy thought processes, but, this? How in the world this gal got from "I want to go home" to "I know, I'll drill a hole in the side of a module" is beyond bizarre.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 30, 2022 10:54 AM (5pTK/)
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BTW, I'm still stunned at your response to one of my comments about Ukraine giving up their nukes. IIRC, you noted that they were worthless to the Ukrainians because Russia was still in possession of the launch codes.
I've still never heard that from any other source -- should do my own research -- but if that's true, I wish we could get it out there. Everyday on his radio show I hear Gorka, who's supposed to be an expert in this arena, exclaiming that if Ukrainians hadn't given up their nukes Russia would have never invaded.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 30, 2022 10:54 AM (OdZCv)
Disney will no longer use the words "boys" and "girls" at its theme parks to avoid offending people. Really.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2022 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)
I wonder if this could be stickied somewhere.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 10:55 AM (wi8tR)
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The 3 days of endless nagging while getting there will be fucking epic.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2022 10:47 AM (BFigT)
She'll yammer nonstop the entire way.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 10:55 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: blake
Way back in the day, when we truly selected the best of the best, didn't we put the candidates through psychological exams to discover this very state of mind before they were sent into the air?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2022 10:56 AM (bNcG+)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2022 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)
It appears rhe collapse of truth is, like other things, slowly... then all at once.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 10:56 AM (wi8tR)
Francis Gruber
Looks like Francis didn't pay his brother Hans the ransom, and he "finished" the painting.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 30, 2022 10:56 AM (MFphb)
Posted by: Ziba at March 30, 2022 10:56 AM (S1hrL)
Not so fast there, comrade citizen, we're not finished making edits, and the draft is still in markup!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:56 AM (hOUT3)
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Saw that article the other day. It also says that NJ is going to teach elementary school kids about the joys of puberty blockers.
There was a recent article, written by two leading "transition" surgeons, about the idiocy of giving gender blockers to little kids. Even though the article was authored by two acknowledged "experts" in "transitioning" the NYT refused to print the article, because it didn't fit the narrative they're pushing.
The article was eventually printed in the WSJ, and it's disturbing. Giving puberty blockers to young kids is incredibly damaging. It causes their sex organs not to develop normally, which has lots of irreversible life-long effects, including among other things, preventing the person from ever experiencing an orgasm, and preventing them from being able to have kids.
Most young kids who think they're the "wrong" sex eventually change their minds. But the damage done to their bodies will be irreversible if these drugs are pushed on them.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 30, 2022 10:57 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 30, 2022 10:51 AM (xbDAF)
Kek
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 30, 2022 10:53 AM (z5Vrg)
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I get this reference, Pepe!
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 30, 2022 10:57 AM (OdZCv)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 30, 2022 10:57 AM (XHZzR)
Pinocchio just wanted to be a real human unit of indeterminate gender.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2022 10:57 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 30, 2022 10:57 AM (k4dH2)
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The Left is castrating its next generation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 30, 2022 10:57 AM (LvTSG)
Disney will no longer use the words "boys" and "girls" at its theme parks to avoid offending people. Really.
Posted by: JackStraw
I would say national boycott but, I see how many douchebags from our side still watch the NFL, NASCAR, and shop at Walmart.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 30, 2022 10:58 AM (1IJnB)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2022 10:56 AM (bNcG+)
Totes unfair to the insane, bro'!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:59 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 30, 2022 10:57 AM (k4dH2)
It's actually amazing that this isn't common knowledge. I had assumed it must be pushed by people who don't have or even hate the idea of children, because you don't have to be around kids very long to realize they change opinions about 15 times a day.. about everything.
Posted by: Inogame at March 30, 2022 10:59 AM (53oGX)
Already implemented:
@realchrisrufo
SCOOP: Disney diversity and inclusion manager Vivian Ware says the company has eliminated all mentions of "ladies," "gentlemen," "boys," and "girls" in its theme parks in order to create "that magical moment" for children who do not identify with traditional gender roles.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022 10:59 AM (MmndN)
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You have to admit shopping at Walmart is a great spectator sport. Just sayin.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 30, 2022 11:00 AM (XHZzR)
Hey man sportsball was something I did with my dad so I cant quit because it would be like dishonoring him n stuff.
- conservatives
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 11:00 AM (0aeV3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 30, 2022 10:57 AM (LvTSG)
Hence the push for uncontrolled immigration with tax-payer funded payments for their kids and their extended (soon to be voting) families!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 11:00 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2022 11:01 AM (p6Md5)
The Left is castrating its next generation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 30, 2022 10:57 AM (LvTSG)
The school systems and Mexico will more than cover that gap.
My hope is that they've gone so insane that even these people, kids and illegals, sense the madness and lash out at them. But that's a forlorn hope.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2022 11:01 AM (SKVme)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 30, 2022 11:01 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Ziba at March 30, 2022 10:56 AM (S1hrL)
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One day 57 flags will be planted on the moon, representing one for each gender ... and unwittingly warning intelligent life to stay far the fuck away, so we've got that going for us.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 30, 2022 11:01 AM (xrBTM)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 30, 2022 10:58 AM (1IJnB)
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Virtually every company out there has made a pact with the devil of politics, to the point it's almost impossible to escape. People need some form of entertainment/escape.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 30, 2022 11:01 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 30, 2022 11:01 AM (9rBIi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2022 11:01 AM (p6Md5)
Only certain demographics.
I suppose for some, it's genocide via PP, and others, by trans.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022 11:01 AM (MmndN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 11:01 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 30, 2022 11:02 AM (khAeP)
You forgot movies and video games. Oh and the internet.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2022 11:02 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022 10:59 AM (MmndN)
I'm fucked.
Posted by: Circus Ringmaster at March 30, 2022 11:02 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2022 11:02 AM (ou23q)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 30, 2022
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King would have been 21 at the time. Odd that he was so levelheaded then, only to be warped later. You'd have thought that after going through the college world from '64 to '68, he'd already have been bent to the left. Quite possibly he thought what I did at 15: Nixon was promising to end the war, and he didn't want to go to Vietnam.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 30, 2022 11:02 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 30, 2022 11:02 AM (txdEq)
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Watergate broke him, apparently. His dad was a Republican.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 30, 2022 11:04 AM (LvTSG)
McConnell maybe wants to win in November, but not very big.
A huge Republican wave would put the onus on him and the other Republicans to perform for the voters/ Performing means losing some of that sweet, sweet graft especially the Chinese money.
So, once again we're back to titrating outcomes.
How can we lose just enough votes to barely change the balance in the Senate and House? How can we have just enough power to get the lion's share of the graft, yet continually frustrate our voters with our lack of power to get anything done, so they'll send us more money to win elections?
Nothing about the country. It's up for sale and destruction. Nothing about the voter's welfare. Fuck the cattle and take their money. Destruction of the Middle and Working classes? Eh, you'll have nothing and like it and be happier.
Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2022 11:04 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 30, 2022 10:57 AM (LvTSG)
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The gender imbalance being created is a perfect match for invading single, horny, Chinese Red Army males. Unexpectedly ...
"Where all the round-eye women at?"
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 30, 2022 11:05 AM (xrBTM)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2022 10:59 AM (MmndN)
Errrrrrrrrrrr..... what magical moment?
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 11:07 AM (wi8tR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2022 10:02 AM (DU+/6)
@Joe Mannix, IIRC this isn't the answer anyone gave, but the reality is that M3 was $8 billion in 2008 and it's $27 billion now. That's where the inflation came from.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 30, 2022 11:07 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 30, 2022 10:58 AM (1IJnB)
Yes. Yes indeed. Our side needs to be policed more harshly in what they're allowed to watch and listen to, and where and what they're allowed to buy.
Then we'll finally get our way!*
*which is to be left alone to live as we please. If it takes coercion to do it, that's a small price, amiright?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 30, 2022 11:09 AM (MFphb)
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The thing is, puberty blockers harm all kids, even the ones who don't change their minds about "transitioning."
The drugs cause the sex organs to be under-developed, which means there is less tissue for the "transition" surgeons to work with, which means the patient gets a worse result from the surgery. One of the docs who wrote the article was the surgeon for the reality t.v. kid "Jazz." He'd been on puberty blockers, and his new fake "vagina" tore apart shortly after the surgery, because there had not been enough tissue to make it properly.
Puberty blockers are a bad idea for every kid, and yet the left is pushing these drugs on kids -- NJ is even putting it into law for elementary schools -- but they're not telling kids or their parents the truth about these drugs and the horrible consequences of taking them.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 30, 2022 11:11 AM (k4dH2)
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