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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Paolo Veronese
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 09:30 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 09:31 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at March 31, 2022 09:31 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at March 31, 2022 09:31 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: The Paolo at March 31, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2022 09:31 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: blaster at March 31, 2022 09:31 AM (9otr5)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 31, 2022 09:31 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 09:31 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 31, 2022 09:32 AM (fvJFK)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2022 09:32 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: blaster at March 31, 2022 09:33 AM (9otr5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 09:33 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at March 31, 2022 09:33 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: fluffy at March 31, 2022 09:33 AM (0Isco)
Posted by: The Paolo at March 31, 2022 09:33 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2022 09:33 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2022 09:31 AM
No idea. I thought it was something to do with military service but apparently he never served in any military that I found during a quick bing search.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 31, 2022 09:33 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2022 09:31 AM (yrol0)
That's most likely a museum mark. It's collection number.
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 09:34 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 31, 2022 09:34 AM (JN5c9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 09:33 AM (LvTSG)
It was Lent!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 31, 2022 09:34 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2022
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I wish my beard grew as high and thick on my cheeks as his does. My beard is a "Commander Riker" style, but it just happens to grow that way. (Also I grew mine some months before he turned up with his, so I came first.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at March 31, 2022 09:34 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2022 09:35 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 31, 2022 09:35 AM (fvJFK)
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 09:34 AM (OyyDO)
magic marker?
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 09:35 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2022 09:31 AM (yrol0)
Conquest Counter. It rolls over at the end of the year.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 31, 2022 09:35 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archer at March 31, 2022 09:36 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: The Paolo at March 31, 2022 09:36 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 31, 2022
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He painted what he saw: himself, looking off to the right into a mirror for his self-portrait.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at March 31, 2022 09:36 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2022 09:31 AM (yrol0)
An unreleased Rush album?
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tuna at March 31, 2022 09:36 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 31, 2022 09:36 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 09:37 AM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 31, 2022 09:37 AM (7gDJm)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 31, 2022 09:37 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 31, 2022 09:35 AM (fvJFK)
Hookers and blow.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
That is the number of ladies The Paolo has pleasured, so far.
Alas, it is a slow year.
Posted by: The Paolo at March 31, 2022 09:37 AM (0Isco)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at March 31, 2022 09:34 AM (txdEq)
Generally, I think men look better with well-groomed facial hair.
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 09:37 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: guy that thinks everything looks like a gash at March 31, 2022 09:37 AM (vrz2I)
Paolo Veronese
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Ace the Installer - a Muldoon limerick
When I gaze at this portrait I'm conflicted
As I ponder the person depicted
It's really quite simple
The bruise on his temple
Appears to have been shelf-inflicted
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2022 09:38 AM (m45I2)
"In Italy, six hundred and forty;
In Germany, two hundred and thirty-one;
A hundred in France; in Turkey, ninety-one;
But in Spain already one thousand and three."
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 31, 2022 09:39 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 31, 2022 09:39 AM (p+1gI)
Posted by: guy that thinks everything looks like a gash at March 31, 2022 09:37 AM (vrz2I)
It's wet, pink and tastes like sunshine.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
1202 was originally IZOZ, but the artist didn't want to be associated with the Russian military, so he eliminated the Z.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 09:40 AM (qnVBz)
He has the 'You're really starting to piss me off' look. Seems to be directed to the guy standing behind the painter.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 09:40 AM (bNcG+)
Posted by: guy that thinks everything looks like a gash at March 31, 2022 09:37 AM (vrz2I)
He now identifies as a bleeder.
Posted by: lqwertyuiop+ at March 31, 2022 09:40 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 31, 2022 09:37 AM (7bRMQ)
Probably us.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2022 09:40 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 31, 2022 09:35 AM (fvJFK)
naked dude on a ottoman
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2022 09:40 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 09:41 AM (bNcG+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 09:33 AM
The painter's lovely helpers, they gave the Paolo the best incentive to be remaining in the chair. This is why the Paolo's portrait, it does not show what is, how you say, going down, out of the frame.
Posted by: Paolo at March 31, 2022 09:41 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 31, 2022 09:41 AM (PL2Az)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 31, 2022 09:37 AM (7bRMQ)
Probably us.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2022 09:40 AM (XIJ/X)
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Another artifact of Ace's time travel shenanigans, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 09:41 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge
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If I ever have the chance to paint a self-portrait, it will look nothing like me because I can't paint for sh!t.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2022 09:41 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2022 09:40 AM (XIJ/X)
Well, the way things are going....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 31, 2022 09:41 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 31, 2022 09:35 AM (fvJFK)
Kinda the Mom in Church side eye you used to get.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2022 09:41 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 31, 2022 09:42 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2022 09:42 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Paolo at March 31, 2022 09:42 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 31, 2022 09:42 AM (HsAzN)
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I thought he'd have shoulders.
Posted by: 496 at March 31, 2022 09:42 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: rhennigantx
"Don't make me stop this pew. . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 09:42 AM (bNcG+)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at March 31, 2022 09:43 AM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 09:43 AM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 31, 2022 09:43 AM (1IJnB)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2022 09:43 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: dantesed at March 31, 2022 09:43 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2022 09:43 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 09:44 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 31, 2022 09:44 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: V. Van Gogh at March 31, 2022 09:44 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022
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I think I do. It's the reason I've kept the beard since the spring of 1988. Every time I think of going to a goatee/ring beard like Hans Gruber's, I think, "If I don't like it, it will be hard to grow the side pieces back," and so I don't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at March 31, 2022 09:44 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 09:44 AM (AwYPR)
Soon after.
Posted by: Guy Tired of Buttoning at March 31, 2022 09:45 AM (7bRMQ)
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If I ever have the chance to paint a self-portrait, it will look nothing like me because I can't paint for sh!t.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2022 09:41 AM (m45I2)
Well, I didn't say I can paint, but if I have the chance to paint me, it wouldn't be me because I have no talent and no one wants to see that.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/thch2n75
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2022 09:45 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 31, 2022 09:45 AM (1aitc)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 09:30 AM (U2p+3)
A hunk by any standard.
Posted by: CN The First at March 31, 2022 09:45 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 09:43 AM (qnVBz)
w/some burning wicks, maybe.
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 09:45 AM (AwYPR)
This one: https://tinyurl.com/yduwn6yt
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 09:45 AM (OyyDO)
******
Apparently this is the DMV and he's sitting for his driver's license portrait.
"Now serving 1203. 1203?"
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2022 09:46 AM (m45I2)
Okay. That was neither funny nor cogent, but I hit "Post" anyway. What is wrong with me?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2022 09:46 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2022 09:30 AM (U2p+3)
A hunk by any standard.
Posted by: CN The First at March 31, 2022 09:45 AM (ONvIw)
It's starting to smell funny in here.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 31, 2022 09:46 AM (1IJnB)
I'm reading The Idiot, and Hans Holbein's The Body of the Dead Christ in the Tomb gets talked about a lot. Could make a good Good Friday selection.
https://tinyurl.com/343e2f2v
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 09:47 AM (LvTSG)
This one: https://tinyurl.com/yduwn6yt
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022
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Kris, fantastic work. Though I can guess why the Inquisition thought it heretical. It looks more like lunchtime at a mall food court than it does the quiet, reflective scene we're used to from Leonardo.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at March 31, 2022 09:48 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 09:44 AM (AwYPR)
Not sure of when it changed, but this portrait is possibly (likely) from the time in which buttons were purely ornamental and clothing was fastened with pins. Not sure why it took so long to invent, or at least popularize, the button hole.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2022 09:49 AM (nC+QA)
Mine's more of a "Billy Gibbons" if he was Italian.
A "ZZ Wop."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 31, 2022 09:49 AM (HsAzN)
He's affluent, attractive and well connected. Love the picture.
Posted by: CN The First at March 31, 2022 09:50 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at March 31, 2022 09:44 AM (txdEq)
My father wanted a beard but Mom wouldn't let him. As a compromise he grew the greatest set of muttonchops this side of the Civil War.
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 09:50 AM (OyyDO)
*******
The same holds true for women.
Gennerally.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2022 09:50 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2022 09:51 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2022 09:51 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: CN The First at March 31, 2022 09:51 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: dantesed at March 31, 2022 09:43 AM (88xKn)
Probably.
Posted by: CN The First at March 31, 2022 09:52 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2022 09:32 AM (NpAcC)
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He's cultivating on his face what grows naturally on my keester.
Posted by: 496 at March 31, 2022 09:52 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 09:52 AM (qnVBz)
Posted by: CN The First at March 31, 2022 09:51 AM (ONvIw)
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An entire apartment by noon. And two coats!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2022 09:53 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 31, 2022 09:53 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: 496 at March 31, 2022 09:54 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 31, 2022 09:55 AM (MIKMs)
Imagine the stink Rush would be raising right now about the efforts to impeach Clarence Thomas.
Posted by: 496 at March 31, 2022 09:55 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: 496 at March 31, 2022 09:54 AM (VJsqe)
Um, no. This Paolo is Paolo. Great choice of a painting. Moar like this!
Posted by: CN The First at March 31, 2022 09:56 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 09:56 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2022 09:57 AM (/RDPd)
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 09:45 AM (OyyDO)
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No one expected this.
.
.
.
.
I'll come in again.
Posted by: Biden's Dog at March 31, 2022 09:57 AM (jCWPT)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 09:57 AM (MmndN)
This one: https://tinyurl.com/yduwn6yt
Posted by: Kris
No wonder they thought it heretical. Appears to be the lunch crush at Chick Fil A.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 09:57 AM (bNcG+)
This one: https://tinyurl.com/yduwn6yt
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 09:45 AM (OyyDO)
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Wow. That's quite a large turnout. I hope they brought enough beef jerky for everyone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2022 09:57 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)
"Now serving 1203. 1203?"
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2022 09:46 AM (m45I2)
mil doscientos and tres would have been funnier!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2022 09:58 AM (yrol0)
According to Bloomberg, Putin said he had signed a decree demanding payment in rubles for Russian gas supplies, which is set to begin April 1 as previously reported. According to the decree, while Russia will continue to supply gas at set volumes and prices, it will demand that buyers of gas open accounts in Russian banks, and warned that Moscow can halt gas contracts if buyers don't pay in rubles;
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 09:58 AM (qnVBz)
What an ordeal! The invention of the bra alone must have been greeted with hosannas, given all the bracing and lacing they had to do before bras.
https://tinyurl.com/mr2kze88
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 31, 2022 09:58 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 09:58 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 09:58 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 09:58 AM (VwHCD)
LOL!
Once you see it, you can't unsee it.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 09:50 AM (OyyDO)
When I was in high school, facial hair was a "Senior Privilege" so, yeah, all the underclassmen had sideburns like Greg Allman.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 09:59 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 09:57 AM (MmndN)
LOL. Zee Paolo, he is, what you say, a stud, no?
Posted by: CN The First at March 31, 2022 10:00 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 09:58 AM (OyyDO)
But draw 1 G D mustache on the Queen and they call you a vandal.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2022 10:00 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 09:44 AM
Not until the Crimean War, in honor of Sergeant Major Pullover.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2022 10:00 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2022 10:00 AM (yrol0)
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"I thought it was pretty good."
-The Joker
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 10:00 AM (LvTSG)
Along comes this tall lanky fellow and asks what's wrong. Told, he immediately volunteered to sit behind the wheel and crank the starter while the owner made the adjustment. It worked great, and the Samaritan refused any payment and went on his way. Only later did the narrator realize that it was Robert Culp. And Culp never mentioned this event or used it for any kind of publicity. A class act.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at March 31, 2022 10:00 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 09:58 AM (OyyDO)
*provenance*
pfft.
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 10:00 AM (OyyDO)
This one: https://tinyurl.com/yduwn6yt
Posted by: Kris
No wonder they thought it heretical. Appears to be the lunch crush at Chick Fil A.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 09:57 AM (bNcG+)
Spring break.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 10:00 AM (VwHCD)
https://tinyurl.com/thch2n75
Posted by: redridinghood
Beautiful done; buildings, dwarf, dogs, people.
Wedding at Cana?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2022 10:01 AM (R0vP5)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 09:57 AM (MmndN)
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You get an Oscar, too!
Posted by: Biden's Dog at March 31, 2022 10:01 AM (jCWPT)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 31, 2022 10:01 AM (gRF5m)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 31, 2022 10:01 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 09:57 AM
'Bout time an 'ette got a chance to post that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2022 10:01 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at March 31, 2022 10:02 AM (mCh4j)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2022 10:01 AM (RkC6l
Yep! Thanks again CBD.
Posted by: CN The First at March 31, 2022 10:02 AM (ONvIw)
He remains dubious about his son's new kindergarten teacher who is wearing a dress and a wig and has an obvious Adam's apple and junk bulge...
Posted by: Mr. Scrotatohead at March 31, 2022 10:02 AM (0fLCN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 10:02 AM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 31, 2022 10:01 AM (HsAzN)
They were "Wallace Beery" shirts before that.
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 10:03 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Weasel at March 31, 2022 10:03 AM (0IeYL)
Nah. Because RedLetterMedia LOL.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 31, 2022 10:03 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2022 10:04 AM (/RDPd)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 31, 2022 10:04 AM (SWi3y)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2022 10:04 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at March 31, 2022 10:04 AM (K1yn3)
Posted by: Weasel at March 31, 2022 10:05 AM (0IeYL)
Posted by: Weasel at March 31, 2022 10:03 AM (0IeYL)
Always with the eye jokes around ear.
Posted by: Pirate Van Gogh at March 31, 2022 10:05 AM (7bRMQ)
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You can't blame Ward for everything the Beaver gets up to.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 31, 2022 10:05 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: CN The First at March 31, 2022 10:05 AM (ONvIw)
Tell me you haven't checked without telling me you haven't checked. They issued a public apology.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2022 10:05 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2022 09:57 AM (MmndN)
Huh, my wife said the same thing.
Posted by: David French at March 31, 2022 10:06 AM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 31, 2022 10:06 AM (HsAzN)
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Lorenzo Lozenge?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2022 10:04 AM (m45I2)
Anthony Michael Halls
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2022 10:06 AM (gkoWb)
Posted by: Bruce Willis at March 31, 2022 10:07 AM (gRF5m)
But draw 1 G D mustache on the Queen and they call you a vandal.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2022 10:00 AM (yrol0)
The pump don't work cuz the vandals took the handles.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: David French at March 31, 2022 10:06 AM (qH6FZ)
Madame French has excellent taste in bulls!
Posted by: Zee Paolo Veronese at March 31, 2022 10:07 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 10:07 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Bruce Willis at March 31, 2022 10:07 AM (gRF5m)
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Of course it is. That's also where they get Herbes de Provenance from.
Posted by: 496 at March 31, 2022 10:08 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: David French at March 31, 2022 10:06 AM (qH6FZ)
She hits anyone but you.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)
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Lorenzo Lozenge?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2022
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Ricardo Ricola
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at March 31, 2022 10:08 AM (txdEq)
I never thought I would see a self-portrait painting and think, "Derivative."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 10:08 AM (5pTK/)
I watched one of those movies on pay-per-view. It was really, really bad.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2022 10:08 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 31, 2022 10:09 AM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Bruce Willis at March 31, 2022 10:07 AM (gRF5m)
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It's also a beautiful area in Frafrafrafrance.
Posted by: Biden's Dog at March 31, 2022 10:09 AM (jCWPT)
After ignoring the story for 532 days after it broke in 2020, the Post finally acknowledged Joe Biden's son performed business transactions with CEFC China Energy for millions of dollars. Hunter's windfall follows years of rubbing shoulders with powerful international companies and individuals while Joe Biden was chair of the Foreign Relations Committee and vice president.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 10:09 AM (RHGPo)
Yes, a journalist actually said that.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2022 10:10 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 31, 2022 10:09 AM (mNhhD)
collards
Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2022 10:10 AM (AwYPR)
After ignoring the story for 532 days after it broke in 2020, the Post finally acknowledged Joe Biden's son performed business transactions with CEFC China Energy for millions of dollars. Hunter's windfall follows years of rubbing shoulders with powerful international companies and individuals while Joe Biden was chair of the Foreign Relations Committee and vice president.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 10:09 AM (RHGPo)
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But Joe Biden never profited from his position in government, so this is fine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
Yes, a journalist actually said that.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2022 10:10 AM (ZGrMX)
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So, Trump is acting president? Is that how metaphors work?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2022 10:10 AM (ZGrMX)
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And Jonah, David or Billy retweeted with a "hot take" attached.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 10:10 AM (5pTK/)
The WP is getting the story out now, so any outrage will fizzle and they can say "old news" in the Fall.
Posted by: CN The First at March 31, 2022 10:11 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 09:47 AM (LvTSG)
It's a fantastic piece. Holbein is a marvel!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2022 10:11 AM (XIJ/X)
:: enters "Paolo" in search bar ::
:: hits: 35 ::
The Horde does not disappoint
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2022 10:11 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
No, Joe Biden is acting president.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 31, 2022 10:11 AM (7bRMQ)
Female Biden superfans all say "bUt HUntEr iSN't tHe pResiDeNT". That's exactly why "The Big Guy" was trending earlier.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2022 10:11 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 31, 2022 10:11 AM (ssJXH)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 10:12 AM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 10:12 AM (qnVBz)
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With his bare hands!
That monster.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 10:12 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 09:47 AM (LvTSG)
It's a fantastic piece. Holbein is a marvel!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2022 10:11 AM (XIJ/X)
That's a beautiful piece.
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 10:13 AM (OyyDO)
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Apples to
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 31, 2022 10:13 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2022 10:11 AM (ZGrMX)
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Are you assuming gender? Oh, wait, I guess Allahpundit has no cause to be offended......
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 10:13 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 10:12 AM (qnVBz)
Bidens ain't broke, financially, physically, politically, even metaphorically. The DC establishment will keep it that way, too
Posted by: CN The First at March 31, 2022 10:13 AM (ONvIw)
"It was a big, beautiful breakage. With my far-above-average hands. You should have seen it!" - Trump, probably
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2022 10:13 AM (ZGrMX)
According to a report from the New York Post, Waters was present at a chaotic event where hundreds of homeless people showed up due to inaccurate social media reports that Section 8 housing vouchers were being distributed.
At one point, when it was clear that staff at the event were being overwhelmed, Waters reportedly said to the crowd, "I want everybody to go home."
That comment reportedly triggered an angry response from the crowd, many of whom were homeless.
"We don't got no home, that's why we're here!" one member of the crowd reportedly said back. "What home we gonna go to?"
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 10:13 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 31, 2022 10:11 AM (ssJXH)
The pipe. He lays the pipe.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
WTF?
Whomever twatted that needs to be fed to ocean creatures.
That makes no sense and has nothing to do with anything.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
*********
Lorenzo Lozenge?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2022 10:04 AM (m45I2)
Anthony Michael Halls
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2022 10:06 AM (gkoWb)
+1
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2022 10:15 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 31, 2022 10:11 AM (ssJXH)
Thread wiener!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 31, 2022 10:15 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: The Paolo at March 31, 2022 10:15 AM (K1yn3)
Now, you can be safe AND look like a Marvel Dark Superhero!
No more floppy, femmy medical masks which provide no safety at all!
Now, you can be Totally Isolated from those germ-laden bags of disease and potentially incorrect politics swarming around you at Starbucks-
Presenting the "Dyson Zone":
https://nypost.com/2022/03/30/dyson-announces-air-
purifying-headphones-for-2022/
Breathe Easy, America!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 31, 2022 10:15 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 31, 2022 10:15 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
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Well, it is twitter.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 10:16 AM (5pTK/)
https://tinyurl.com/thch2n75
Posted by: redridinghood
Apparently every body who was anybody was at the Last Supper.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 31, 2022 10:16 AM (FVME7)
If I were the type to hang portraits, I would use this painting.
Posted by: JTB at March 31, 2022 10:17 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 31, 2022 10:01 AM (HsAzN)
I prefer a henway
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2022 10:17 AM (yrol0)
"We don't got no home, that's why we're here!" one member of the crowd reportedly said back. "What home we gonna go to?"
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2022 10:13 AM (RHGPo)
It seems they didn't follow her advice to the letter.
https://is.gd/BVRciE
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 10:16 AM (5pTK/)
Nominate as threadwinner.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 10:17 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 10:17 AM (qnVBz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2022 10:17 AM (GezNK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 10:17 AM (qnVBz)
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"Nah. It's till killing everyone."
-Democratic governors with no fear of re-election
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 10:18 AM (LvTSG)
12 2/10" but The Paolo is not one to be boastful.
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits
The Paolo, how you say, also hires out for use as a towel rack.
Posted by: The Paolo at March 31, 2022 10:18 AM (bNcG+)
We're go on that alarm, Eagle.
Posted by: Apollo 11 Mission Control at March 31, 2022 10:18 AM (uHE/j)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 10:18 AM (qnVBz)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at March 31, 2022 10:18 AM (vcv8B)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 31, 2022 10:18 AM (fj2YZ)
Well fuck!
Posted by: barak the majic negro at March 31, 2022 10:18 AM (yrol0)
Presenting the "Dyson Zone":
https://nypost.com/2022/03/30/dyson-announces-air-
purifying-headphones-for-2022/
Breathe Easy, America!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 31, 2022 10:15 AM (5NkmN)
Good. This will cause people to not gain natural immunity to several virus and bacteria that they should be immune to and Darwin will meet his quota quickly.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Shortly after Trump and family are indicted.
Hunter is then pardoned.
They're going after Hunter to shoe the Trump indictments aren't political.
Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at March 31, 2022 10:19 AM (y6iHd)
What's a henway?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 10:18 AM (qnVBz)
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About $20, same as in town.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 10:19 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 31, 2022 10:16 AM (FVME7)
I wanted to show a mother of a blowout.
Posted by: Monty Python's Michelangelo at March 31, 2022 10:19 AM (4I/2K)
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That's not an admission. That's a brag. Catch the Coward Piven Fever bay bee!!!!
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 10:19 AM (47sfU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
It was tough to reserve that table for 26 though.
Posted by: The Paolo at March 31, 2022 10:20 AM (bNcG+)
Well fuck!
Posted by: barak the majic negro at March 31, 2022 10:18 AM (yrol0)
May they all move to Cali and get what they deserve, then.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 10:20 AM (bNcG+)
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That's not an admission. That's a brag. Catch the Coward Piven Fever bay bee!!!!
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 10:19 AM (47sfU)
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I wonder why Hispanics, who came here for our system, aren't turning out to be big fans of the whole plan to collapse that very same system.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 10:20 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at March 31, 2022 09:33 AM (txdEq)
Will Shakespeare went to visit him once, and wrote "Two Gentleman of Verona" about their exploits.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2022 10:20 AM (trdmm)
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang. What day is it anyway?
**consults calendar**
Ahhh. I didn't miss garbage day!
Goes looking for coffee.
Oh...nice painting.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 10:21 AM (axyOa)
And how do they prove that? According to democrats, blacks can't even prove their own identity well enough to get a photo ID.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 10:21 AM (qnVBz)
Posted by: The Paolo at March 31, 2022 10:20 AM (bNcG+)
Donner Party! Party of Eight! err, Six!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2022 10:21 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2022 10:21 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022
***
My colleague upstairs has just received an "invitation" to have a Q-Tip stuck up her nose -- her 4th this month. I told her, "Don't bother. They won't track you down." She shrugs. "Oh, it's a good excuse to take a walk."
"You can walk in the park," I retorted. "No need to do this silly test thing. It's all kabuki theatre. It's like watching a mime pretend he's in a glass box."
But she is going anyway. My God.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at March 31, 2022 10:22 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2022 10:22 AM (/RDPd)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
My favorite reservation name. Most folks don't get it.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 10:22 AM (bNcG+)
It beats the Army's 4 am invitation to come piss in a bottle.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 10:23 AM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 31, 2022 10:24 AM (fj2YZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Being on the other end of short arm inspections was no picnic either!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 10:24 AM (bNcG+)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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My favorite reservation name. Most folks don't get it.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022
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I'll have to try that next time I go someplace with tablecloths.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at March 31, 2022 10:24 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: JTB at March 31, 2022 10:17 AM (7EjX1)
One of the more desired and more expensive colors was cobalt blue. The stone was mined in central Asia so European artists and patrons had to pay for the privilege of having it in their work. It's a beautiful, rich blue and it was popular in Europe AND China (a lot of the blue in the Ming blue-and-white vases is cobalt blue). Giotto used it in his Scroveni Chapel series, and I think it's used in Michelangelo's Last Judgement.
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 10:24 AM (OyyDO)
And how do they prove that? According to democrats, blacks can't even prove their own identity well enough to get a photo ID.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 10:21 AM (qnVBz)
Utility bill, tax return, bank statement, military record, that sort of thing.
Posted by: Unclear On The Concept at March 31, 2022 10:24 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 10:22 AM (bNcG+)
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Heh. According to my daughter, when they go out to eat, her husband uses a different name when getting on the waiting list. My daughter finds it amusing. As do I, but, that apple really didn't fall far from the tree.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 10:24 AM (5pTK/)
@RNCResearch
KAMALA HARRIS: "For Jamaica, one of the issues that has been presented as an issue that is economic in the way its impact has been the pandemic...we will assist Jamaica in Covid recovery by assisting in terms of the recovery efforts in Jamaica that have been essential."
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Bruce Willis quit because he could talk only twice this well.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 31, 2022 10:24 AM (FVME7)
https://youtu.be/PcS793J3OXY
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 10:21 AM (qnVBz)
Better question - how do they prove they are black?
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 10:25 AM (47sfU)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2022 10:25 AM (m45I2)
As a California resident, LeBron James will be receiving this government money from all the white taxpayers. So will Will Smith, his wife, and many of her sex partners.
When California dies, remember that it wasn't natural causes. It was suicide.
Posted by: Wally at March 31, 2022 10:25 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy-Luntz at March 31, 2022 10:25 AM (1IJnB)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 10:25 AM (47sfU)
KAMALA HARRIS: "For Jamaica, one of the issues that has been presented as an issue that is economic in the way its impact has been the pandemic...we will assist Jamaica in Covid recovery by assisting in terms of the recovery efforts in Jamaica that have been essential."
When you speak better with a cock in your mouth........
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 11B40 at March 31, 2022 10:25 AM (uuklp)
I give women an invitation to have, how do you say, something else stuck up them.
Posted by: The Paolo at March 31, 2022 10:26 AM (ZGrMX)
https://tinyurl.com/thch2n75
Posted by: redridinghood
Apparently every body who was anybody was at the Last Supper.
Posted by: Anon
That's an amazing painting, looks like quite a party! Blow it up and you can even find a little dog walking around on the table. Although it's titled "The Wedding Feast at Cana", which explains why Mary is seated next to him. When I see a renaissance painting with that level of detail, I'm sure that the faces (especially the really distinctive ones) were all friends and acquaintances of the painter.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2022 10:26 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 31, 2022 10:26 AM (fj2YZ)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at March 31, 2022 10:26 AM (vcv8B)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 31, 2022 10:26 AM (fj2YZ)
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So, you're saying I should apply a dozen times?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 10:27 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ptschett at March 31, 2022 10:27 AM (uHE/j)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 31, 2022 10:26 AM (fj2YZ)
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So, you're saying I should apply a dozen times?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 10:27 AM (LvTSG)
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Well, were you born a poor black child?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 10:27 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 10:27 AM (47sfU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 10:28 AM (qnVBz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 10:27 AM (LvTSG)
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Well, were you born a poor black child?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 10:27 AM (5pTK/)
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It's my truth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 10:28 AM (LvTSG)
I fully support this law.
Posted by: Allen West Who Lost Again at March 31, 2022 10:28 AM (1IJnB)
Posted by: Muldoon
This brings to mind he Onomatopeia song by Todd Rundgren.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 10:29 AM (bNcG+)
(The spreadsheet gave me uninteresting names, and I prodded it to do better. Then it gave me the most interesting actor in the world. I was expecting to write a paragraph but that would be much too short.)
Also he's the Bacon-est actor in the world. If you play any kind of movie connection game (movie-actor-movie-actor) then there is no better choice than someone who has been in The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and decades of European cinema.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 31, 2022 10:29 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 10:30 AM (bNcG+)
We're go on that alarm, Eagle.
Posted by: Apollo 11 Mission Control at March 31, 2022 10:18 AM (uHE/j)
Ha, nice.
Posted by: spindrift at March 31, 2022 10:30 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2022 10:30 AM (/RDPd)
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
If you answered "Yes" please enter the address where your check should be mailed:
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 10:30 AM (qnVBz)
Wit' dem Eye-talians, what ain't a opera is a vendetta.
Posted by: 11B40 at March 31, 2022 10:25 AM (uuklp)
yeah, and I don't like opera. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 10:30 AM (VwHCD)
That's an Ace level attempt at HTML tags, boy......
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker
The grievance mongers are going to go wild with that ruling! Having a 'Heinz 57 pedigree' they'd have to prove that I don't have slaves in my family tree.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2022 10:31 AM (R0vP5)
Posted by: Muldoon
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I suffer from aphasia. Seriously. I cannot count how many times someone has said something that was the equivalent of a 80 mph fastball down the heart of the plate, and so many remarks went through my head, my speech center locked up, due to not being able to pick one comment and say it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 10:31 AM (5pTK/)
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It's my truth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 10:28 AM (LvTSG)
We choose TRUTH over facts......
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 31, 2022 10:32 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2022
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There are at least 2 dogs, and a cat, but all below the table.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at March 31, 2022 10:32 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 10:30 AM (VwHCD)
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Really? What are your thoughts on "Tommy?"
*prepares to duck and cover*
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 10:33 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 10:33 AM (txdEq)
Someone say sausage?
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy-Luntz at March 31, 2022 10:25 AM (1IJnB)
You're the sausage king of Chicago......?
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)
https://bit.ly/3uBCspm
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at March 31, 2022 10:32 AM (FVME7)
It's good to see China still respects intellectual property rights.
Posted by: Boston Dynamics at March 31, 2022 10:34 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2022 10:34 AM (/RDPd)
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
If you answered "Yes" please enter the address where your check should be mailed:
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 10:30 AM (qnVBz)
It'll be like that minority farming dealio during the Obama Mistake, no proof was required that you had been a Black farmer, you simply needed to apply and say you were.
Lots of documented fraud under that program unsurprisingly.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 31, 2022 10:34 AM (5NkmN)
The water under the bridge is _ _ _ _.
Yeah and _ _ _ _ too!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2022 10:35 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 31, 2022 10:34 AM (5NkmN)
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None of which was punished.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 10:35 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 10:35 AM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2022
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Oops -- you linked to a different painting. You're right, there is a little chihuahua-looking dog on the far right part of the table.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 10:36 AM (txdEq)
The problem for Dems with that scenario is that it is far more plausible to imagine Joe involved in some indictable scandal, rather then Kamala. I can't find any evidence that there are even any current investigations going on into Kamala's history. (there should be, but that's a different topic) So all of this nonsense on left and right about them somehow being able to get rid of Kamala is just a sad fantasy. She's not going anywhere.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2022 10:36 AM (trdmm)
If you can hop into a chair as if it was a bar-stool then you'll be the complete package.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 31, 2022 10:36 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at March 31, 2022 10:00 AM
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A friend of mine from high school was working one summer in Lake Tahoe. One morning his POS car broke down and he started hitching to get to work when this big loud yellow Corvette stopped and gave.him a ride to work. The driver was Bill Cosby. Nice guy he said.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 10:37 AM (axyOa)
>>Were your ancestors slaves in the 19th century.
Slavery was imposed on The Americas by the Colonial Powers, slavery only existed in America proper for less than 80 years and was maintained by the Democrat Party.
And at the end of slavery, the population of the US was 30 million people, we are now a nation of 325 million people, the vast majority of which have literally no connection to and did not materially benefit from slavery.
So if any reparations are to be paid, that shit should come directly from the DNC.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2022 10:37 AM (ZyNds)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 10:35 AM (qnVBz)
Z cock. You can suck it.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: naturalfake
Guy I bought my TX house from was getting those checks. Didn't even have a garden plot, but he got his black farmer check.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 10:37 AM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2022 10:36 AM (trdmm)
Uh...neither is Joe.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 31, 2022 10:37 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2022 10:36 AM (trdmm)
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I would agree, but, the same people looking to get rid of Kamala were also involved in a massive election theft. Getting rid of Kamala is probably childs play for them.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 10:38 AM (5pTK/)
*prepares to duck and cover*
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 10:33 AM (5pTK/)
Very weird, but ok.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 10:38 AM (VwHCD)
Guy I bought my TX house from was getting those checks. Didn't even have a garden plot, but he got his black farmer check.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy AOSHQ contributor at March 31, 2022 10:37 AM (qnVBz)
You cash it?
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022 10:38 AM (DBoT5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 10:38 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 10:38 AM (txdEq)
You want your wine from that year.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 31, 2022 10:39 AM (frr40)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022 10:39 AM (DBoT5)
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If you can hop into a chair as if it was a bar-stool then you'll be the complete package.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 31, 2022
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Nah, I'm not family-sized, just average.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 10:39 AM (txdEq)
The Hunter laptop/tax evasion/business dealings/etc. is all just table settings. If there's any teeth to this it will be an embarrassment to *biden but I'm dubious whether it will result in his resignation... so far as Hunter's woes are concerned. Pinning or connecting rezident retard to any of it is a pretty big ask. I'm not sure the powers that be are willing to go that far, but that might be preferred over having *biden 25th'd.
So.... they'll go through the impeachment circus like they did with Trump and after a couple of weeks *biden will be cleared of any wrongdoing by a bipartisan vote and resume his duties as the deep state's figure head.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2022 10:39 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 31, 2022 10:39 AM (frr40)
HOOOOOOONK!
- - Tommy Lee
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 31, 2022 10:40 AM (fj2YZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022 10:39 AM (DBoT5)
That dumb kid sure plays a mean douche bag.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blake
*******
The inner workings of the human brain (not to be confused with the human mind and the human soul) remain largely a mystery. It is an amazingly complex organ that is immensely powerful and yet at the same time frighteningly fragile. Diminished function in one area can often be surmounted in another.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2022 10:41 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at March 31, 2022
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A friend of mine from high school was working one summer in Lake Tahoe. One morning his POS car broke down and he started hitching to get to work when this big loud yellow Corvette stopped and gave him a ride to work. The driver was Bill Cosby. Nice guy he said.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022
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Actors used to be more normal. (Aside from Cosby's private hobbies, anyway.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 10:41 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022 10:39 AM (DBoT5)
Well he seems to be a pinball.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 10:42 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022 10:42 AM (DBoT5)
Correct. All of the factions want him gone because he's doing unprecedented damage to the Democrat Party but DOCTOR JILL refuses to give up her newfound ability to dress like a pre-teen hooker in front of major heads of state.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2022 10:42 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 31, 2022 10:42 AM (fj2YZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022
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I know SMOD. What does the "C" in the other stand for?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 10:42 AM (txdEq)
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Actors used to be more normal. (Aside from Cosby's private hobbies, anyway.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 10:41 AM (txdEq)
The critical word in that story is "he."
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 31, 2022 09:37 AM (7bRMQ)
Probably us.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Poop on him then !
Posted by: JT at March 31, 2022 10:42 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2022 10:43 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022 10:43 AM (DBoT5)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 10:43 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 10:42 AM (txdEq)
Comet?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 10:43 AM (P3gRi)
Correct. All of the factions want him gone because he's doing unprecedented damage to the Democrat Party but DOCTOR JILL refuses to give up her newfound ability to dress like a pre-teen hooker in front of major heads of state.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2022 10:42 AM (ZGrMX)
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Any option other than murder or accidental death requires Joe and Jill's sign off. The idea that Joe, who showered with his daughter and used both of his children as cutouts for his own corruption, is going to be brought to heel because Hunter is threatened is silly.
Partisanship will protect him personally from any direct impacts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 10:44 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022
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He and Deanna used to be a thing before he joined the Enterprise at the start of the series. They evolved into being friends, including that time when Deanna was seeing Worf. Now -- in the only episode of Picard that seemed normal -- he and Deanna have gotten married and left Star Fleet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 10:44 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 10:38 AM (txdEq)
I looked up the wiki stub about that painting, amazing backstory. Paolo V. painted it, intending it to be a Last Supper rendition. Then the Inquisition questioned whether it showed far too much feasting and mirth making going on, and stated it was irreverent. So the name was changed to "The Feast in the House of Levi" to appease the censors.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2022 10:44 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 10:42 AM (txdEq)
I figured I'd better suck cock or die........
Posted by: Kumswala Harris at March 31, 2022 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 10:43 AM (axyOa)
If she is conservative, shouldn't she be an actress?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 10:44 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2022 10:36 AM (trdmm)
I don't know.
Willy Brown says she uses too much teeth, so...
That's gotta be something under California law.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 31, 2022 10:45 AM (5NkmN)
Betty White's house in Carmel is on the market, and it's the most normal and tasteful $8 million house you'll ever see. (The value is definitely in the land - it's right on the ocean).
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2022 10:45 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2022
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I know SMOD. What does the "C" in the other stand for?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 10:42 AM (txdEq)
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Sweet Coronal Mass Ejection of Death?
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 31, 2022 10:45 AM (soOQJ)
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There's another faction who views the Biden admin as a chance to do a kamikaze run on the USA; Biden can do all of the massively unpopular things that the puppets want to do (like price people out of gas-powered cars with $10 gal gasoline), while "Joe Biden" takes all the hits.
Posted by: Revenant at March 31, 2022 10:45 AM (PHukT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 10:46 AM (6FeV1)
Willy Brown says she uses too much teeth, so...
That's gotta be something under California law.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 31, 2022 10:45 AM (5NkmN)
I'm shocked she wasn't imprisoned because that's a heterosexual act.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 10:44 AM (txdEq)
Their wedding was at the beginning of Star Trek: Insurrection.
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 10:46 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2022 10:47 AM (+WbqE)
In a mini-doc on the Traveling Wilburys, Tom Petty shows up at Dylan or whoever's house in a C4 Vette ... that makes sense. Cosby though?
Posted by: spindrift at March 31, 2022 10:47 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 10:46 AM (6FeV1
Just like the Russian mafia father in John Wick.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022 10:47 AM (Eu9d8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2022 10:47 AM (gkoWb)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2022 10:47 AM (T8gyh)
Posted by: Muldoon
the hair on jada's chest fell out too,
Is there a name for that ?
Posted by: JT at March 31, 2022 10:48 AM (arJlL)
In a mini-doc on the Traveling Wilburys, Tom Petty shows up at Dylan or whoever's house in a C4 Vette ... that makes sense. Cosby though?
Posted by: spindrift at March 31, 2022 10:47 AM (h5TKJ)
I would picture Petty arriving in a VW Bus.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Wasn't it actually ST: Nemesis, aka "the first time they remade Wrath of Khan"? I remember Worf moaning about Irving Berlin.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2022 10:48 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2022 10:47 AM (+WbqE)
Only 3/5 .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022 10:48 AM (+lSVr)
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 10:46 AM (OyyDO)
For me, "Star Trek: Irrelevant" has set in long before that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 10:48 AM (P3gRi)
Deana, who had only two reasons for being on the show, stopped being an item with Riker one season, and started with Worf another. The show wasn't similar to a soap opera, but it was closer than any sci-fi had any business being.
I wish I could go back in time and replace all my Star Wars and Star Trek shit with Warhammer books. Of course I'm already maxed out in the masculinity department, but I would have had more fun.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 31, 2022 10:49 AM (44ww/)
Troi and Riker were married in the movie Nemesis.
Also, Troi and Riker are direct replacements for Ilya and Decker, who were supposed to be the stars of Phase II before it became The Motion Picture. Delta became Betazed.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 31, 2022 10:49 AM (frr40)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2022 10:49 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2022 10:44 AM (trdmm)
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So you're saying he literally didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition?
/Thanks, that is interesting.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 31, 2022 10:49 AM (soOQJ)
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He liked sports cars. Remember his "200 MPH" routine?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2022 10:49 AM (T8gyh)
For me, "Star Trek: Irrelevant" has set in long before that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 10:48 AM (P3gRi)
That's pretty much the entire franchise for me.....
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dr_No at March 31, 2022 10:49 AM (mu5GU)
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 10:46 AM (OyyDO)
Think I only saw that once. "First Contact" was the only Next Gen movie I really liked.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 31, 2022 10:49 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Tom Servo
She's only guilty of whoring out for power. Which pretty much describes every single person in Congress.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 31, 2022 10:49 AM (GZ/yK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2022 10:49 AM (trdmm)
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Please tell me Q will conduct the trial.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 31, 2022 10:50 AM (soOQJ)
Posted by: dantesed at March 31, 2022 10:50 AM (88xKn)
Kris, I've had my beard since 1972. It's only an assumption that I still have a chin under the whiskers. Haven't seen it for a long time.
Also, thanks for the info about the cobalt blue paints. I knew they were expensive but not about their extensive use in China.
Posted by: JTB at March 31, 2022 10:50 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Tom Servo
She's only guilty of whoring out for power. Which pretty much describes every single person in Congress.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 31, 2022 10:49 AM (GZ/yK)
She's also guilty of crimes against the English language.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 31, 2022 10:50 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2022 10:49 AM (trdmm)
*spits over screen*
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2022 10:51 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 10:44 AM (txdEq)
Their wedding was at the beginning of Star Trek: Insurrection.
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 10:46 AM (OyyDO)
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...Irving Berlin...
*collapses due to Romulan ale*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 10:51 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 10:51 AM (OnfAq)
Their wedding was at the beginning of Star Trek: Insurrection.
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022
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Been a while since I've seen that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 10:51 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: dantesed at March 31, 2022 10:50 AM (88xKn)
Too high.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Wasn't it actually ST: Nemesis, aka "the first time they remade Wrath of Khan"? I remember Worf moaning about Irving Berlin.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2022 10:48 AM (ZGrMX)
Crap. Yes. Nemesis. I typed in Star Trek 9 and that's the one that came up. Pfft. The one with Tom Hardy as the Picard clone.
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 10:51 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 31, 2022 10:51 AM (+lSVr)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at March 31, 2022 10:38 AM (5pTK/)
They *wanted* Kamala. They knew they were gonna try to take it, they knew Pudding's condition, and they knew everything there was to know about her. She's going nowhere.
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 10:52 AM (47sfU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Yes if course, ban the Cyrillic letter Z. Idiots.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 31, 2022 10:52 AM (gRF5m)
Please tell me Q will conduct the trial.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 31, 2022 10:50 AM (soOQJ)
RUSSIAN COLLUSION!!!
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 10:51 AM (OyyDO)
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It's a vampire movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 10:52 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 31, 2022 10:52 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2022 10:45 AM (ZGrMX)
At Martha Raye's house in Beverley Hills she had a separate garage. Over the garage was a fully furnished apartment with a completely stocked fridge and bar. It was free to use for any Special Forces guys passing through. The sign on the front said Safe House 1.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 10:52 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 31, 2022 10:52 AM (44ww/)
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*Worf tears apart living room*
"What's wrong, Worf? I'm sensing aggression."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 10:53 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 10:53 AM (VwHCD)
1 the Hunter laptop will lead to nothing
2. KumHola is never resigning
3. The gop will not stop the scotus nomination.
3 should be obvious since colins announced her support. But even so there are still people thinking it may not happen.
This is all TwoWeeks stuff.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 10:54 AM (OnfAq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2022 10:49 AM (trdmm)
Hmmm, I'm sensing some frustration and hostility in Will.
Posted by: Deanna Troi at March 31, 2022 10:54 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 31, 2022
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Well, it was a vessel with about 1000 people on board. They (despite GR's edicts on the subject) were going to have human interactions, and it made things much more interesting. The "Wagon Train to the Stars," indeed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 10:55 AM (txdEq)
In a mini-doc on the Traveling Wilburys, Tom Petty shows up at Dylan or whoever's house in a C4 Vette ... that makes sense. Cosby though?
Posted by: spindrift at March 31, 2022 10:47 AM (h5TKJ)
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For those who haven't seen it, I highly recommend the 2007 Peter Bogdonavich documentary "Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers: Runnin' Down a Dream."
I wasn't a big Petty/Hearbreakers fan before watching it, but came away mightily impressed at his songwriting skills and the musicianship of the band.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 31, 2022 10:55 AM (soOQJ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 10:53 AM (VwHCD)
I need.to.watch the outtakes more.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 10:55 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 31, 2022 10:55 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 10:52 AM (47sfU)
That makes sense, so then the real fight is who will be VP.
Either to run against her in '24 or if she "didn't kill herself" or follow up with the horrific destruction of America.
They've pretty well proven (sadly) that people will accept a vegetable as Prez as long as he can be coherent for 5 minutes every couple of weeks.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 31, 2022 10:55 AM (5NkmN)
There. Add Dr. Grabow pipe. Done.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 10:55 AM (Jdk1/)
Posted by: Deanna Troi at March 31, 2022 10:54 AM (4I/2K)
Have a shot at reading Joe Biden's "mind", why doncha?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 10:56 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 10:52 AM (axyOa)
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I'd like to know more about that story.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 31, 2022 10:56 AM (DcKNO)
Endeavour to Persevere!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2022 10:56 AM (m45I2)
Hmmm, I'm sensing some frustration and hostility in Will.
Posted by: Deanna Troi at March 31, 2022 10:54 AM (4I/2K)
Worf isn't chuting his pooper.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
The most dangerous eight seconds in intergalactic travel.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2022 10:57 AM (bNcG+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 10:56 AM (P3gRi)
Like someone speaking Esperanto, backwards.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 10:57 AM (6FeV1)
Bootyjudge is up next. Bank it. He has all the "qualifications" AND they've telegraphed it in slow motion 4k.
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 10:57 AM (47sfU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 31, 2022
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I suspect Guinan warned Worf about just that.
(My favorite funny line from the show: Worf exclaims how prune juice is a "warrior's drink," and then shortly afterward Guinan goes, "Drink your prune juice.")
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 10:57 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Deanna Troi at March 31, 2022 10:54 AM (4I/2K)
Have a shot at reading Joe Biden's "mind", why doncha?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 10:56 AM (P3gRi)
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Static. Lots and lots of static.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2022 10:58 AM (T8gyh)
https://youtu.be/QqPpxC-nC2E
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at March 31, 2022 10:58 AM (DFyr7)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 31, 2022
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The half-human/half-Klingon woman played by Suzi Plakson was hot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 10:59 AM (txdEq)
Well, it was a vessel with about 1000 people on board. They (despite GR's edicts on the subject) were going to have human interactions, and it made things much more interesting. The "Wagon Train to the Stars," indeed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
It needed a Charlie Wooster character.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2022 10:59 AM (63Dwl)
But when they picked Kamala over that idiot Rice, I said right here that day that it scared me because it meant they thought they could/would win. That it was no "sacrificial lamb" ticket. It worried me but I foolishly brushed it aside.
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 11:00 AM (47sfU)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 10:52 AM (47sfU)
I agree that she's not going anywhere, but nobody wanted Kamala. After the summer of burning down America, and 4 years of "HE SAID PUSSY!!!" they had no choice but to put a black woman on the ticket. But even the Left didn't really like the idea of Kamala in office.
Posted by: Wally at March 31, 2022 11:00 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 11:00 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022
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I'd like to know more about that story.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 31, 2022
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"Special Forces" -- during the Vietnam era?
Actors used to support the military. Remember Bob Hope and his tours overseas in WWII, Korea, and Vietnam.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 11:00 AM (txdEq)
RUSSIAN COLLUSION!!!
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
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Heh. I set 'em up, and Sponge knocks 'em down.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 31, 2022 11:00 AM (soOQJ)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 31, 2022 10:56 AM (DcKNO)
Besides doing the Bob Hope shows, Raye spent a lot of time on her own in Viet Nam. A buddy of mine was an A team leader and she'd look him up when in Country. (my friend did multiple tours). She would work in the dispensary helping the docs.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 11:01 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 31, 2022 10:52 AM (44ww/)
He ended up marrying a woman with multiple personalities who had an immortal slug implanted in her body.
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 11:01 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Wally at March 31, 2022 11:00 AM (FJYfm)
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People forget the NYT profile of her in January of 2019.
She was their #1 pick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 11:01 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2022
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I thought that was Guinan, or even Wesley!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 11:01 AM (txdEq)
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He did. They literally had to simultaneously shut down five cities across multiple time zones in order to coordinate the steal.
The problem was no Republicans were willing to stand up for what was right because it would expose how corrupt everything was, and had been for years.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 11:02 AM (Jdk1/)
Posted by: Wally at March 31, 2022 11:00 AM (FJYfm)
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People forget the NYT profile of her in January of 2019.
She was their #1 pick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 11:01 AM (LvTSG)
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She was the #1 pick of Team Obama. There was (and still is) infighting between the Clintonworld and Team Obama factions.
Posted by: Revenant at March 31, 2022 11:02 AM (PHukT)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 10:53 AM (VwHCD)
I need.to.watch the outtakes more.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 10:55 AM (axyOa)
Season 6- "Man of the people"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 11:02 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 31, 2022
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He ended up marrying a woman with multiple personalities who had an immortal slug implanted in her body.
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022
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Is that what I missed in Deep Space Nine?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 11:02 AM (txdEq)
The problem was no Republicans were willing to stand up for what was right because it would expose how corrupt everything was, and had been for years.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 11:02 AM (Jdk1/)
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After MONTHS of mail in ballot fraud.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 11:02 AM (LvTSG)
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Heh. I set 'em up, and Sponge knocks 'em down.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 31, 2022 11:00 AM (soOQJ)
I am bowling ball.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 11:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022
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Is that what I missed in Deep Space Nine?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 11:02 AM (txdEq)
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Yeah, and Star Trek never got better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 31, 2022 11:03 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 11:03 AM (txdEq)
I was saying from 2016 on that Kamala was up next. Someone wanted her. No one gets "selected" for that position if they're not just the right amount of shit. Look at Paul Ryan FFS.
Incidentally I said all along that Trump got Pence pushed on him or *heavily* suggested to him. Never trusted that fuck although I did occasionally compliment his "apparent" loyalty. Had a HW smell to him.
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 11:03 AM (47sfU)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 11:04 AM (OnfAq)
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022
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Is that what I missed in Deep Space Nine?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 31, 2022 11:02 AM (txdEq)
Yeah. The Trill. Deep Space 9 actually starts getting good around Season 3 or 4, whenever the Dominion War begins.
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 11:04 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Wally at March 31, 2022 11:00 AM (FJYfm)
She's not black.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 31, 2022 11:04 AM (Zz0t1)
We somehow stopped counting at 2am and re-elected BLM/antifa marching Cooper while simultaneously electing our first Republican black Lt. Governor.
Yeah, pull the other one.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 11:04 AM (Jdk1/)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 31, 2022 10:55 AM (44ww/)
Right, because you really want a chick that will rip your dick off and beat you with it. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 11:04 AM (VwHCD)
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Yep. And the DNC stating clearly how everything would play out.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 11:05 AM (Jdk1/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The diary is real, too at March 31, 2022 11:02 AM (Jdk1/)
I know it my friend. I just can't claim to have been "right" about it even if I was in a very weird way.
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 11:05 AM (47sfU)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 11:05 AM (47sfU)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 11:06 AM (OnfAq)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 31, 2022 11:06 AM (5HBd1)
It needed a Charlie Wooster character.
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I thought that was Guinan, or even Wesley!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Charlie was likeable. At least I liked him.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2022 11:06 AM (63Dwl)
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Any idea who these factions represent in Manhattan/SF/Shitcago and Atlanta?
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 31, 2022 11:06 AM (ssJXH)
Posted by: Kris at March 31, 2022 11:04 AM (OyyDO)
When Sisko shaved his head a grew the beard.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 11:08 AM (VwHCD)
How did that work out?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 11:09 AM (OnfAq)
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Because she was the female version of Obama (minus the Ivy League degrees).
She's mixed race, spawn of academics, doesn't have traditional American sensibilities, spent several years of childhood living outside the U.S., photogenic, sparse resume, blank slate (other than being rabid lefty) that could be depicted as whatever her Dim masters needed (of course, that was before they realized that she's an inarticulate, babbling fool who can't form a coherent sentence in her head and utter it aloud).
As the malignant narcissist Obama couldn't resist his female mirror image.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 31, 2022 11:09 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 31, 2022 11:09 AM (k4dH2)
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Nailed it.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 31, 2022 11:12 AM (soOQJ)
Have a shot at reading Joe Biden's "mind", why doncha?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 10:56 AM (P3gRi)
Like someone speaking Esperanto, backwards.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2022 10:57 AM (6FeV1)
With a bog-Irish accent. While drunk.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2022 11:12 AM (n+4am)
A big-magazine automotive writer told of the run-out marque drives from Pebble Beach. He was given a chance to tool along with the pack in a Type 35 Bugatti, and figured he should not miss that. Of course the Bugatti quit running, and there he sat in the beautiful Cali hills by the side of the road with a broken car worth more than his entire estate.
And then up buzzed a (actual, real) Stutz Bearcat. Hop in, the driver says, I'll give you a lift. Writer asks, you on the rally? Nah, driver says, I'm just on my way to the office.
It was Bill Ruger.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 31, 2022 11:41 AM (videA)
think I need a new bag.
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