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Biden: Gird Your Loins, The World Is About To Experience Food Shortages And Unrest

That's our Biden.

When the covid panic hoarding first hit, Biden rushed out to claim it was Trump's fault.

foodshortageproblem.jpg

What do you think the chances are that he says the current and future food shortages are a "leadership problem"?

Oh wait, he'll say Putin is a leader.

But then, maybe if he and the Foreign Policy Blob hadn't encouraged Ukraine to act as if it were already a NATO country, maybe if he hadn't then invited Putin to mount a "minor incursion" (adding that he didn't want to get into a debate about what "minor incursion " might mean!), then we wouldn't be faced with the situation of an area which produces one third of the world's wheat being at war.

Ukraine is not going to be able to plant much wheat. Russia will be able to plant wheat, but... a large part of the world has banned the purchase of Russian products.

I was speaking with Kyle Shideler a few weeks ago, who predicted that this would be very disruptive around the world. He said something like, "The price of wheat going up 25% doesn't just create hunger. It creates revolutions."

Governments around the world will be falling, violently, as the populace goes hungry.

Western countries will just see hunger, stress, diminishment of the standard of living, and misery.

But developing countries will see unrest, rioting, and coups.

Brandon the Mastermind imposed on us by a corrupt leftwing media-tech junta finally got around to warning people of the further disasters the world would soon see.


Biden warns food shortages are 'going to be real' across the globe because of Putin invading the world's 'breadbasket' Ukraine

President Joe Biden said there will be food shortages around the globe because of Vladimir Putin's invasion of Ukraine

'It's going to be real,' he said. 'Because both Russia and Ukraine have been the breadbasket of Europe in terms of wheat, for example'

The United States, through the Feed the Future initiative, will provide over $11 billion over the next five years to address food security threat

Russia and Ukraine jointly account for around 25% of world wheat exports and 16% of world corn exports, leading to surging prices for the grains

...

A senior administration told reporters in a briefing on Thursday that Russia's invasion 'jeopardizes global food security, particularly for vulnerable populations in the Middle East and Africa' as farms are being destroyed.

....

The United Nations International Fund for Agricultural Development (IFAD) warned on Thursday the war in Ukraine is already resulting in rising food prices and a shortage of staple crops in parts of central Asia, the Middle East and north Africa.

This is potentially a huge disaster all its own:


Russia is also one of the world's largest suppliers of fertiliser - prices of which had already spiked last year, contributing to a 30% increase in world food prices and a related increase in global hunger levels.

Isn't globalization great? Isn't it wonderful that we're now all interconnected in one big "Global Community"?

Meanwhile, the Biden Administration said this about Ukranian refugees:

Efforts will also focus on especially vulnerable populations such as women, children, lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and intersex (LGBTQI+) persons, and persons with disabilities, the administration said.

Of course! The Democrat voters. Get them all over here.

And apparently the solution to this world chaos will be the US spending more billions and trillions.

The CEO of Agco agrees: Brandon's coming disaster is a "really big deal."


Diminished food supply resulting from Russia's invasion of Ukraine has potential consequences beyond empty stomachs, Agco chief executive Eric Hansotia told CNBC's Jim Cramer on Thursday.

"This is a really big deal, because when that volume of calories comes out of the food chain, it triggers other things. Not only hunger, but unrest," Hansotia said.

Yeah I already heard that from Kyle. What else ya got?

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According to Hansotia, about "13% of the global calories came out of production" when Russian and Ukrainian borders shut down.

"This is a really big deal, because when that volume of calories comes out of the food chain, it triggers other things. Not only hunger, but unrest. The last time we had this kind of disruption, it was one of the major triggers for the Arab Spring," he said in an interview on "Mad Money," referring to the pro-democracy protests that took place in the Middle East and North Africa in the early 2010s.

Over one eighth of the world's total calories come from this region?!

That's a dramatic way to imagine the sudden food shortage the world is about to experience.

Also keep in mind that we feed cows and pigs and chickens these agricultural products, so their prices are going up, too.

And this is on top of the Bidenflation, which is now forecasted to last... three years.

Think of how much everyone's savings will diminish after three years of 10% inflation.

Fed Chairman Jerome Powell says: Gird your loins.

His declaration that he expects it will take three years to bring inflation, currently at 7.9% annually, its highest rate in four decades, back to a normal level. "The inflation outlook has deteriorated significantly this year, even before Russia's invasion of Ukraine," Powell told the National Association for Business Economics. "The rise in inflation has been much greater and more persistent than forecasters generally expected."

Powell then recounted how the experts at the Federal Reserve consistently underestimated the increase in inflation. When the Fed met last June, he said, all the participants predicted that 2021 inflation would be significantly lower than it ultimately turned out to be. And then, when they met in December, they did it again.

"Why have forecasts been so far off?" Powell asked. He attributed much of the current problem to the complex path of the COVID-19 pandemic, and especially to the fact that it has never gone completely away, despite the development of vaccines. The pandemic disrupted the balance of supply and demand in a way that has still not been fixed.

...

Three years. That would be until early 2025. In between, we will have the 2022 midterm elections and the 2024 presidential election. And that is the political consequence of Powell's speech.

Posted by: Ace at 11:57 AM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: AmericanHawkman at March 25, 2022 11:57 AM (VfMhS)

2 Lets go, Brandon!

Posted by: fluffy at March 25, 2022 11:57 AM (q1qkO)

3 Who needs food when we're living in a paradise of No Mean Tweets?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 25, 2022 11:58 AM (guGkK)

4 FJB

And fuck every stupid uninformed turd who voted for him because they wanted to get back to calm competent government.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 25, 2022 11:58 AM (guGkK)

5 It just keeps getting worse. These bastards aren't just stumbling from one disaster to the next, they are using this to smash and destroy all they can while they can.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at March 25, 2022 11:59 AM (J/XbA)

6 GOOD and HARD, Baby!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 25, 2022 11:59 AM (guGkK)

7 3 Who needs food when we're living in a paradise of No Mean Tweets?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 25, 2022 11:58 AM (guGkK)


+++

LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at March 25, 2022 12:00 PM (wfi1w)

8 Brandon's stupid "just the tip" proclamation that green-lighted Russian aggression is going to end up screwing us all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 25, 2022 12:00 PM (guGkK)

9 This from the same man who promised us a cold, dark winter of disease and death not four months ago.

Most likely just Joe trying to gin up fear in an effort to goose support for the war he desperately needs to save his approval ratings.

The white mouse will not explode.

Posted by: Just The Tip at March 25, 2022 12:00 PM (1dzqn)

10 So with this food emergency, will we stop burning corn as ethanol and turn it into actual food?

Posted by: fluffy at March 25, 2022 12:01 PM (q1qkO)

11 Grocery store 2 days ago - lots and lots of bare shelves.

Just seemed to pop up again.

Posted by: MJ at March 25, 2022 12:02 PM (zwDuR)

12 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 25, 2022 12:02 PM (IXZGh)

13 FJB

I rearranged our pantry, making room for more

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at March 25, 2022 12:02 PM (eFR3E)

14 Thank goodness THAT thread is over.......

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 25, 2022 12:03 PM (IXZGh)

15 "This is the same thing as the run on toilet paper in 2020! Democratic operatives started a righteous panic to destroy Trump, and all the sudden explosion in buying and disruption in the supply chain was Trump's fault for being a Republican president! This is just Trump's fault all over again!"
-The Left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:03 PM (dW1m5)

16 "Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up."

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 25, 2022 12:03 PM (IXZGh)

17 Trump "Make America Great Again"

Biden "Make Cornbread Great Again"

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 25, 2022 12:04 PM (T/vhV)

18 Zhou was in Poland telling paratroopers "You'll love the Ukraine when you get there!"

So yeah we have that going for us.

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2022 12:04 PM (Lzpvj)

19 Look you got to lower your expectations. Oh and this isn't my fault either.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2022 12:04 PM (iDcra)

20 So with this food emergency, will we stop burning corn as ethanol and turn it into actual food?
Posted by: fluffy at March 25, 2022 12:01 PM (q1qkO)

NO.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2022 12:04 PM (YIVH2)

21 Eff you Joe.

Posted by: Cosda at March 25, 2022 12:04 PM (/gYXg)

22 The world will be a food desert.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 25, 2022 12:04 PM (IXZGh)

23 "Why have forecasts been so far off?" Powell asked. He attributed much of the current problem to the complex path of the COVID-19 pandemic, and especially to the fact that it has never gone completely away, despite the development of vaccines. The pandemic disrupted the balance of supply and demand in a way that has still not been fixed.

Funny, we all knew inflation was going to be real, serious, and not at all transitory. What would you say you do here?

Posted by: The Sun at March 25, 2022 12:04 PM (ZsR3z)

24 Just Keep Swimming, Just Keep Swimming.
--
Johna Goldberg Eating a Fish Taco Sandwhich.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 25, 2022 12:04 PM (hMZu1)

25 The food shortages and inflation started long before the Russia problem. They started right after Biden entered office and began spending like a drunken sailor.

Posted by: Vic at March 25, 2022 12:04 PM (mZwKe)

26 Oh well, I'm too fat anyway.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 12:04 PM (Ez6QX)

27 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2022 12:05 PM (arJlL)

28 Well, we can always drink the ethanol that used to be corn, right?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 25, 2022 12:05 PM (YboWf)

29 17 Biden "Make Cornbread Great Again"

Cornbread was never not great.

Posted by: Just The Tip at March 25, 2022 12:05 PM (1dzqn)

30 The only " upside" to a world wide famine ( tm) is that MAYBE D of D, Austin and JCof S Milli, would cease to be SO FAT. They are huge.

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 25, 2022 12:05 PM (ZpuGY)

31 So the Ukrainian refugee focus will be on "most likely to be trafficked". Why am I not surprised?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 25, 2022 12:05 PM (oWBc3)

32 29 17 Biden "Make Cornbread Great Again"

Cornbread was never not great.
Posted by: Just The Tip at March 25, 2022 12:05 PM (1dzqn)

========

I dislike cornbread.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:05 PM (dW1m5)

33 Hey Brandon, Venezuela was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not a role model.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 25, 2022 12:05 PM (guGkK)

34 We have a food shortage in this country and the Dem's will go down in flames come election time.

Posted by: sidney at March 25, 2022 12:05 PM (LJJah)

35
If my Winter of Doom and Despair didn't afflict you, check out my Spring of Starvation and Suicides!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 25, 2022 12:05 PM (pNxlR)

36 Oh well, I'm too fat anyway.
Posted by: Jordan61

That's a state of mind !

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2022 12:05 PM (arJlL)

37 Imagine how bad it's really going to be if they're already trying to get ahead of it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 25, 2022 12:05 PM (mwsJy)

38 We need to think outside the box. The world food shortage is about to become dire, and we have millions of illegals preparing to cross the border.

They look tasty enough.

Posted by: The Sun at March 25, 2022 12:06 PM (ZsR3z)

39 The same voting machine companies that gave us Joey the Corrupt Pedo gave Venezuela Hugo Chavez... and the democrat party approved both of them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2022 12:06 PM (iDcra)

40 30 The only " upside" to a world wide famine ( tm) is that MAYBE D of D, Austin and JCof S Milli, would cease to be SO FAT. They are huge.
Posted by: Chillin the most at March 25, 2022 12:05 PM (ZpuGY)

=========

You seem to be misinformed about who will suffer in a famine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:06 PM (dW1m5)

41 This is what happens when you allow an election to be stolen.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 25, 2022 12:06 PM (5kI0z)

42 The only " upside" to a world wide famine ( tm) is that MAYBE D of D, Austin and JCof S Milli, would cease to be SO FAT. They are huge.
Posted by: Chillin the most at March 25, 2022 12:05 PM (ZpuGY)
----
Again, NO. They come from the "leaders eat FIRST" mindset.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2022 12:06 PM (YIVH2)

43 I really want the Russia shit over ASAP as it's giving this fucker cover.

Everything will be "Putin's fault" if this goes until November.

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2022 12:06 PM (9OSre)

44 Eating is overrated.

Posted by: Just Lily at March 25, 2022 12:06 PM (7v25I)

45 MSNBC

"Biden has successfully promoted the well being of all Americans with gluten free diets"

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 25, 2022 12:06 PM (T/vhV)

46 11 Grocery store 2 days ago - lots and lots of bare shelves.

Just seemed to pop up again.
Posted by: MJ at March 25, 2022 12:02 PM (zwDuR)

---

the real problem is an over-supply of shelves. I think I know the man for this job!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 25, 2022 12:06 PM (YboWf)

47 We are Venezuelan now.

Posted by: fluffy at March 25, 2022 12:06 PM (q1qkO)

48 Hmmm...

talk to me about how this is Trump's fault

Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 12:06 PM (geLO8)

49 Biden "Make Cornbread Great Again"

Cornbread was never not great.

Posted by: Just The Tip at March 25, 2022 12:05 PM (1dzqn)

That's right.

Posted by: BignJames at March 25, 2022 12:06 PM (AwYPR)

50 And praise jebus we are off the quarterly ev fanboy thread - fucking commies.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 25, 2022 12:07 PM (oWBc3)

51 I am sure he's right and his crazed politics and hapless handling of world stability is the reason. But hey, no more mean tweets, amiright?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 12:07 PM (KZzsI)

52 It'll be shoe leather and hard tack from hear on out, but it will be worth it to stop Putin and his mad schemes at world domination.

Or that's what the cool kids at Conservative Inc. tell us.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 25, 2022 12:07 PM (hMZu1)

53 Russia will be able to plant wheat, but... a large part of the world has banned the purchase of Russian products.


When your belly is wrapping around your backbone, watch how fast principles are abandoned.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 12:07 PM (w/E6s)

54 Full Diaper Joe just now made another troubling prediction. He told soldiers, while speaking about Ukraine, "You're going to see when you're there, you're going to see women, young people standing in the middle, in the front of a damn tank saying I'm not leaving".

https://bit.ly/3qxJ5YI

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2022 12:07 PM (CC8oT)

55 Russia is also one of the world's largest suppliers of fertiliser - prices of which had already spiked last year, contributing to a 30% increase in world food prices and a related increase in global hunger levels.
++++
This one is huge, and it's one of those "I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me" situations. Putin has banned the export of fertilizer in retaliation to the sanctions. He may do the same with wheat. The planting disruption in Ukraine is probably going to be secondary to the problems with fertilizer supply. Russia and Canada produce most of the world's potash, and one of them is now offline due to sanctions and counter-sanction actions.

And it's likely already too late to stop it. Assume that Russia wins the war today, and Ukraine's government say it was all a historical mistake and they really were supposed to be part of Russia, and they love Russia, and they hate that the world is mean to Russia, and the world should love Russia, too. Then by Tuesday all sanctions are lifted. It won't matter.

It's nearly the planting season right now. Even before the sanctions, fertilizers were a problem and now it's a very very huge problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:07 PM (DU+/6)

56 If I recall correctly, wasn't the Arab Spring largely driven by increases in food prices?

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at March 25, 2022 12:07 PM (9D0Tv)

57 Luckily, you don't need as much food if you kill millions with a nuclear war.

Posted by: Your Elites and Betters at March 25, 2022 12:07 PM (HmZuC)

58 LOOK!!!! The next squirrel!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2022 12:07 PM (AD14M)

59 If it takes a food shortage to spark a revolution, I'm more than happy to tighten my belt.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 25, 2022 12:07 PM (KbCG3)

60 53 Russia will be able to plant wheat, but... a large part of the world has banned the purchase of Russian products.


When your belly is wrapping around your backbone, watch how fast principles are abandoned.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 12:07 PM (w/E6s)

========

I'm sure Ukrainian farmers will be able to start planting on time this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:07 PM (dW1m5)

61 BIden will solve the skyrocketing food prices by giving everyone free food vouchers that all stores must honor. What could go wrong? Drive up the price of food then print monies to give to "The Hardest Hit" tm. Works everytime. This is what happens when commies steal elections.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 25, 2022 12:07 PM (rjpjQ)

62 It's happening.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 25, 2022 12:08 PM (oUWsz)

63 @43

>>I really want the Russia shit over ASAP as it's giving this fucker cover. Everything will be "Putin's fault" if this goes until November.

Sure, but as we've seen, we're commando rolling from one Op to the next Op.

That's the most frightening thing, What's the next Op?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 25, 2022 12:08 PM (hMZu1)

64 There's no legit reason to have food shortages in the 21st century unless it's through incompetence and/or malice.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2022 12:08 PM (BFigT)

65 Governments around the world will be falling, violently, as the populace goes hungry.

Western countries will just see hunger, stress, diminishment of the standard of living, and misery.

But developing countries will see unrest, rioting, and coups.

++++
Yes. It is going to suck and suck hugely for rich populations. We can bid up the price and go without other things. It will be deadly for everyone else.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:08 PM (DU+/6)

66 So let's see (no one eats wheat berries as such) cream of wheat (why are they even in business?) wheat based cereal (bye bye shredded wheat) flour, all go up in price. That means all flour based products go up in price. This is going to be fun.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 25, 2022 12:08 PM (T/vhV)

67 I bet mail in voting can fix this.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 25, 2022 12:08 PM (5kI0z)

68 This guy knows the most important priorities for our overlords and is prepared to join them...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdfym6LKpQ0

Posted by: Ken in NH at March 25, 2022 12:08 PM (iZAXy)

69 J.T. Marlin recommends going long on The Soylent Company.

Posted by: J.T. Marlin at March 25, 2022 12:08 PM (guGkK)

70 IOW, Biden is saying we have to suffer more for other countries.

Fuck him

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2022 12:08 PM (iDcra)

71 "9 This from the same man who promised us a cold, dark winter of disease and death not four months ago.

Most likely just Joe trying to gin up fear in an effort to goose support for the war he desperately needs to save his approval ratings.

The white mouse will not explode.
Posted by: Just The Tip at March 25, 2022 12:00 PM (1dzqn)"

The food consequences are already a done deal, with or without our direct participation in the war, and honestly were already coming on account of fertilizer and energy issues.

A lot of people don't really understand the western prog stake in all of this; they don't (yet) want us in a direct war with Russia. What we have going on now is exactly what they wanted for a number of reasons, and it's going swimmingly for them.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at March 25, 2022 12:08 PM (+z+6a)

72 Well, we can always drink the ethanol that used to be corn, right?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 25, 2022 12:05 PM (YboWf)

I don't see why not...won't need it for cars anymore.

Posted by: BignJames at March 25, 2022 12:08 PM (AwYPR)

73 eat moar bugs

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 25, 2022 12:09 PM (YboWf)

74 67 I bet mail in voting can fix this.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 25, 2022 12:08 PM (5kI0z)

=======

If it saves just one life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:09 PM (dW1m5)

75 67 I bet mail in voting can fix this.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 25, 2022 12:08 PM (5kI0z)

Mailed in voting.

Phoned in governing.

What a system.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2022 12:09 PM (6FeV1)

76 If it takes a food shortage to spark a revolution, I'm more than happy to tighten my belt.

That's what Biden and Co are betting on, only they plan to come out on top.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 25, 2022 12:09 PM (SchxB)

77 >>>Western countries will just see hunger, stress, diminishment of the standard of living, and misery.

>>>But developing countries will see unrest, rioting, and coups.

We're ahead of the curve on that last one.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 12:09 PM (SH2Zi)

78 I kinda sorta remember a time before global technocrats took everything over and started running things under their expert guidance. If I recall those halcyon days of four or five years ago correctly, shit was *way* less broken.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:09 PM (DU+/6)

79 > I dislike cornbread.

MONSTER!

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2022 12:09 PM (CC8oT)

80 Is it time to tap the strategic tofu reserve?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 25, 2022 12:09 PM (YboWf)

81 Let me know when Biden has to eat his dog. Maybe he can get some recipes from hos old boss.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 25, 2022 12:10 PM (OHFvg)

82 76 If it takes a food shortage to spark a revolution, I'm more than happy to tighten my belt.

That's what Biden and Co are betting on, only they plan to come out on top.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 25, 2022 12:09 PM (SchxB)

======

Robespierre was on top for a while. Then events.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:10 PM (dW1m5)

83 Bring Back Breadlines

Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 12:10 PM (geLO8)

84 62 It's happening.
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 25, 2022 12:08 PM (oUWsz)

*coughs*

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 25, 2022 12:10 PM (z5Vrg)

85 Nice to see some reality slip in, even years late, about the "Arab Spring". Of course the idiot children in charge at the time, the same ones in charge now, contributed. But it was a mix of local and practical issues, and Mubarrak's attempt to create a dynasty, that led to at least Egypt's particular episode.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2022 12:10 PM (OTzUX)

86 What a fucking black pill to wake up to this morning. Between this and Bidum telling the 82nd Airborne "they'll see" Ukraine for themselves...welp, this is fixin to get real bad.

NORMS RESTORED

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 25, 2022 12:10 PM (3Kgi0)

87 Biden lied when he said the US would not put any US troops on the ground in the Ukraine.

US Green Berets are there training their troops. Of course Biden is a well known liar.


https://tinyurl.com/mwcmdseu

Posted by: Vic at March 25, 2022 12:10 PM (mZwKe)

88 We're too busy pushing through the new SCOTUS person to worry about food shortages. Get real.

Posted by: GOP at March 25, 2022 12:10 PM (1IJnB)

89 The bark on the trees looks rich and thick this season.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 25, 2022 12:10 PM (guGkK)

90 Many years ago I predicted the fall of the USSR would come from harvest failure in Ukraine followed by famine. Close: it fell because people started walking out from nearby Austria.
However? It seems Western Civilization may fall due to harvest failure in Ukraine (and a few other things). I missed it by 30 years... still counts as a fulfilled prophecy!!

Posted by: 5Cats at March 25, 2022 12:10 PM (hv5ip)

91 >>Robespierre was on top for a while. Then events.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison


then his compatriots took a little off his top

Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 12:10 PM (geLO8)

92 If you want to see a real insurrection, empty bellies is the way to go

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 25, 2022 12:10 PM (YboWf)

93 There's no legit reason to have food shortages in the 21st century unless it's through incompetence and/or malice.

Posted by: Martini Farmer


I would say 80% malice. The incompetence just comes with the job.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 25, 2022 12:10 PM (5kI0z)

94 Lots of rebellions and wars have begun with a bread riot.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 25, 2022 12:11 PM (HmZuC)

95
Alternate post title:

The Great Beset

*beset: (of a problem or difficulty) trouble or threaten persistently

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 25, 2022 12:11 PM (yDBK2)

96 You will eat cornbread and it will be the most delicious meal you have ever had.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 25, 2022 12:11 PM (5HBd1)

97 I prefer nukes to starvation. Death doesn't concern me so much as lingering and suffering.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 12:11 PM (II3Gr)

98 Robespierre was on top for a while. Then events.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:10 PM (dW1m5)


Yeah, poor guy.

Posted by: Nicolae Ceasescu at March 25, 2022 12:11 PM (guGkK)

99 Biden could care less about the 82nd, spilling red state blood is not an issue

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 25, 2022 12:11 PM (oWBc3)

100 FJB congratulates a NATO leader who was re elected without opposition and says HE dreams of being re elected without opposition someday. Has he let the plan slip?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 25, 2022 12:11 PM (qnVBz)

101 There's no legit reason to have food shortages in the 21st century unless it's through incompetence and/or malice.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2022 12:08 PM (BFigT)
++++
Malice can do it. Incompetence can do it. Malicious incompetence will do it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:12 PM (DU+/6)

102 95
Alternate post title:

The Great Beset

*beset: (of a problem or difficulty) trouble or threaten persistently
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 25, 2022 12:11 PM (yDBK2)

The Deluge (in Biden's pants)

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 25, 2022 12:12 PM (z5Vrg)

103 Efforts will also focus on especially vulnerable populations such as women

-----

Hahaha. A Supreme Court nominee can't even define "woman".

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 25, 2022 12:12 PM (cMXNt)

104 You will eat cornbread and it will be the most delicious meal you have ever had.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 25, 2022 12:11 PM (5HBd1)
---
"Hunger is the best sauce!" -- ancient proverb (probably)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2022 12:12 PM (YIVH2)

105 Buy a cow. They make their own fertilizer.

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2022 12:12 PM (gmo/4)

106 94 Lots of rebellions and wars have begun with a bread riot.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 25, 2022 12:11 PM (HmZuC)

=======

The vast majority of them.

People in general don't care about the top of the government as long as they can feed themselves. When they can't feed themselves...

This was always the major problem in the income inequality argument from the left. Sure, the super rich were absurdly rich compared to the poor, but the poor wasn't starving. It wasn't a recipe for revolution.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:12 PM (dW1m5)

107 96 You will eat cornbread and it will be the most delicious meal you have ever had.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 25, 2022 12:11 PM (5HBd1)

Cornbread and butterbeans.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2022 12:12 PM (UuD2k)

108 Is it time to tap the strategic tofu reserve?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 25, 2022 12:09 PM (YboWf)

It may soon become time to tap the strategic Soylent Green reserve.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 12:12 PM (SH2Zi)

109 Russia and Ukraine jointly account for around 25% of world wheat exports and 16% of world corn exports, leading to surging prices for the grains...

AND what happens to the price of ethanol? SMH.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at March 25, 2022 12:12 PM (aX0CW)

110 Robespierre was on top for a while. Then events.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:10 PM (dW1m5)



People are fickle, right Clara?

Clara?

Posted by: Mussolini at March 25, 2022 12:12 PM (guGkK)

111 So, in other words, everything is going exactly according to The Plan.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2022 12:12 PM (I19v1)

112 I can't believe the shit that is happening
all the wheels are coming off at the same time, and the Biden Junta just keeps hitting the gas

Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 12:13 PM (geLO8)

113
Did you see this fake news bullshit propaganda bullshit on cnn?

Cocksucker fake news "anchor" fag interviews an Obviously Fake "ukranian" "fighter" "pilot."

It's like a skit from 1978 Saturday Night Live, it's so bad:

https://youtu.be/5xXDBLQ17J4?t=257

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 25, 2022 12:13 PM (yDBK2)

114 He wasn't lying when he said he had the biggest vote fraud system in history set up. So I take it at face value that he does not plan to have political opposition in 2024.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 25, 2022 12:13 PM (qnVBz)

115 103 Efforts will also focus on especially vulnerable populations such as women

-----

Hahaha. A Supreme Court nominee can't even define "woman".
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March


Viva la revolution

Posted by: # we are all women now at March 25, 2022 12:13 PM (rjpjQ)

116 That's what Biden and Co are betting on, only they plan to come out on top.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


The best laid plans of mice & men...

And we already know how incompetent these people are.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 12:13 PM (w/E6s)

117 When do we get the emergency suspension of the ethanol mandate?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:13 PM (dW1m5)

118 Food shortages? Jonah Goldberg hardest hit. A Republican is just a Democrat who's been mugged starved.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 25, 2022 12:13 PM (JCZqz)

119 So he's saying my shredded mini-wheats are going to be more mini?

Damnit!

Posted by: Dmninnion Votes for Kids at March 25, 2022 12:13 PM (axyOa)

120 I dislike cornbread.

You wouldn't say that about Cornpop !

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2022 12:13 PM (arJlL)

121 Shortage of grain? Shortage of Beer and Spirits!


The horror. The horror.

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2022 12:14 PM (gmo/4)

122 Let me post this again, because I haven't heard anything about it. Found it on Maggie's Farm

China and North Dakota
https://tinyurl.com/2s3fw2yd

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 25, 2022 12:14 PM (5HBd1)

123 Off damn Dmni sock

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 12:14 PM (axyOa)

124 Malice can do it. Incompetence can do it. Malicious incompetence will do it.

I'll come in again.

Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at March 25, 2022 12:14 PM (ZsR3z)

125 Cornbread and butterbeans.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2022 12:12 PM (UuD2k)

A little fried fatback on the side.

Posted by: BignJames at March 25, 2022 12:14 PM (AwYPR)

126 119 So he's saying my shredded mini-wheats are going to be more mini?

Damnit!
Posted by: Dmninnion Votes for Kids at March 25, 2022 12:13 PM (axyOa)

---------------------

Shredded Micro-Wheats!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 25, 2022 12:14 PM (CAJOC)

127 I can't believe the shit that is happening
all the wheels are coming off at the same time, and the Biden Junta just keeps hitting the gas

Posted by: DB



It is accelerating, but I haven't seen any line item for concentration camps in Iowa yet, which surprises me.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 25, 2022 12:14 PM (5kI0z)

128
Three more years of the Klain Kalorama Komintern Katastrophe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:14 PM (s2VJv)

129 This is fine. Plenty of government cheese, right?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2022 12:14 PM (BFigT)

130 But developing countries will see unrest, rioting, and coups.

Egypt is heavily dependent on Russian and Ukrainian wheat.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2022 12:15 PM (zKssy)

131 The best laid plans of mice & men...

"Agli, aglai, a glubba glubba poontang !"

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2022 12:15 PM (arJlL)

132 I've dropped 44 pounds. This will make the last 20 easy.
Thanks Joe and all you commies.

Posted by: Bosk at March 25, 2022 12:15 PM (x6uUk)

133 And ace that one statement by Powell deserves a post of its own.

Their "experts" missed the call? Hmm. Most serious observers at the time were howling with derision at their obviously lame forecast.

And the "complex path of the C19 pandemic". What nonsense. There was nothing "complex" about it, and it wasn't the actual impact of the disease, it was the ridiculous measures imposed (to no purpose) to "mitigate" it that caused almost all of the economic damage. And the "despite vaccines" bit is just perfect. Yeah, moron, non-sterilizing vaccines won't much affect an epidemic - newsflash.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2022 12:15 PM (OTzUX)

134 125 Cornbread and butterbeans.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2022 12:12 PM (UuD2k)

I saw Cornbread and Butterbeans open for Peaches and Herb at the Spectrum in '80.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:15 PM (s2VJv)

135 There's no legit reason to have food shortages in the 21st century unless it's through incompetence and/or malice.

Posted by: Martini Farmer


I would say 80% malice. The incompetence just comes with the job.

Posted by: Thomas Paine
===

NOPE 100% malice if there were any incompetence something would have gone right since January 2021. Nothing has. These people are ruthlessly good at destruction and they make NO MISTAKES.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2022 12:15 PM (iDcra)

136 Old Hotness: "Earth Destroyed By Meteor; Women And Children Hardest Hit"

New Hotness: "Earth Destroyed By Meteor; Wymyn, Chyldryn, LGBTQI+ Pyrsynx, And Pyrsynx With Disabilities Hardest Hit"

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2022 12:15 PM (I19v1)

137 Hmmm...

talk to me about how this is Trump's fault


Well, he said "pussy" once and it's pretty much a straight line from there.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 25, 2022 12:15 PM (nfrXX)

138 Fertilizer for crops could be another huge problem?

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2022 12:15 PM (Z32m1)

139 It may soon become time to tap the strategic Soylent Green reserve.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 12:12 PM (SH2Zi)


Are we just skipping right over the strategic hummus reserve?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 12:16 PM (Ez6QX)

140 81 million people!


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 25, 2022 12:16 PM (rjpjQ)

141 we are experiencing the significance of the passage of time

Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 12:16 PM (geLO8)

142 "The price of wheat going up 25% doesn't just create hunger. It creates revolutions."

As I watch my 401k disappear, gas become too expensive, and my cupboards go empty, I find these terms acceptable.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 12:16 PM (axyOa)

143 Don't jump.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2022 12:16 PM (63Dwl)

144 132 I've dropped 44 pounds. This will make the last 20 easy.
Thanks Joe and all you commies.
Posted by: Bosk at March 25, 2022 12:15 PM (x6uUk)


Old and busted: Food Shortages.

New hotness: GAINZZZZ!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:16 PM (s2VJv)

145 There's no legit reason to have food shortages in the 21st century unless it's through incompetence and/or malice.

Posted by: Martini Farmer


I would say 80% malice. The incompetence just comes with the job.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

80 - 20 the other way. They couldn't fix it if they wanted to. Remember CHAZ autonomous zone and their growing food?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 12:16 PM (w/E6s)

146 ... And the "complex path of the C19 pandemic". What nonsense. There was nothing "complex" about it, and it wasn't the actual impact of the disease, it was the ridiculous measures imposed (to no purpose) to "mitigate" it that caused almost all of the economic damage. ...
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2022 12:15 PM (OTzUX)
++++
And those aforementioned "experts" are the ones who imposed those measures. The experts didn't "miss the call." They've made every single call in every dimension for two solid years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:16 PM (DU+/6)

147 I can't believe the shit that is happening
all the wheels are coming off at the same time, and the Biden Junta just keeps hitting the gas
Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 12:13 PM (geLO



It's the Thelma and Louise theory of governance in action

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 25, 2022 12:16 PM (guGkK)

148 140 81 million people!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 25, 2022 12:16 PM (rjpjQ)


81 million VOTES. About a dozen or so actual people.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:16 PM (s2VJv)

149 The idiotic Covid shutdown has directly led to all of this. All of it.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 25, 2022 12:17 PM (DPqLz)

150 Liberal western democracy has never really been tested on an existential level before. Will it survive runaway inflation, currency collapse and food shortages? We're about to find out.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 25, 2022 12:17 PM (HmZuC)

151
Hello, Americanskis!

I am ukranian pilot. I'm in sitting in my jet cockpit with my flight helmet on so you can tell I am ukrainian pilot.

Posted by: Fake Ukranian "Pilot" at March 25, 2022 12:17 PM (yDBK2)

152 War, Famine, Pestilence....hummmm.


I read something about this.

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2022 12:17 PM (gmo/4)

153 146 ... And the "complex path of the C19 pandemic". What nonsense. There was nothing "complex" about it, and it wasn't the actual impact of the disease, it was the ridiculous measures imposed (to no purpose) to "mitigate" it that caused almost all of the economic damage. ...
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2022 12:15 PM (OTzUX)
++++
And those aforementioned "experts" are the ones who imposed those measures. The experts didn't "miss the call." They've made every single call in every dimension for two solid years.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:16 PM (DU+/6)



And now they are in charge of this Ukraine mess

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 25, 2022 12:17 PM (rjpjQ)

154 149 The idiotic Covid shutdown has directly led to all of this. All of it.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 25, 2022 12:17 PM (DPqLz)


Mean Tweets Kill. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:18 PM (s2VJv)

155 we are experiencing the significance of the passage of time
Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 12:16 PM (geLO


The passage of time is indeed significant.

Posted by: Kumala Harris Explains It All at March 25, 2022 12:18 PM (guGkK)

156 I think a lot of this is battlespace prep to keep the Fed in line and to position for the inevitable bailouts and handouts.

Haven't we been hearing about severe shortages of this, that, and the other thing for over a year now? Remember last summer, when we were all assured nobody would get their Christmas and holiday deliveries? Other than the usual isolated shortages of certain toys or items, it didn't happen.

I fear we are crying wolf again. Will prices rise? Probably. They've been rising and likely will continue. But will anything like the worldwide descent into Thunderdome predicted in this post's links happen? Anything is possible, but it's highly unlikely.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 25, 2022 12:18 PM (iFTx/)

157
Shredded Micro-Wheats!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 25, 2022 12:14 PM (CAJOC)

Shredded Pico-Wheats.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 12:18 PM (II3Gr)

158 152 War, Famine, Pestilence....hummmm.


I read something about this.

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2022 12:17 PM (gmo/4)

========

Good Omens, I suppose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:18 PM (dW1m5)

159 Today's actor is Tom Wilkinson. He played Cornwallis in The Patriot and Falconi in Batman Begins.

He was in Valkyrie with Tom Cruise, who was in A Few Good Men with Kevin Bacon.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 25, 2022 12:18 PM (44ww/)

160 Food shortages when the commies are things? Unpossible! Obviously the capitalists are tanking the economy intentionally!

/s

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 25, 2022 12:18 PM (M5tkM)

161 150 Liberal western democracy has never really been tested on an existential level before. Will it survive runaway inflation, currency collapse and food shortages? We're about to find out.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 25, 2022 12:17 PM (HmZuC)

*coughs*

-Weimar Germany

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 25, 2022 12:18 PM (z5Vrg)

162 I saw Cornbread and Butterbeans open for Peaches and Herb at the Spectrum in '80.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:15 PM (s2VJv)

There's a song called Cornbread and Butterbeans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxqF023UIt0

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2022 12:18 PM (UuD2k)

163 "The price of wheat going up 25% doesn't just create hunger. It creates revolutions."

As I watch my 401k disappear, gas become too expensive, and my cupboards go empty, I find these terms acceptable.
Posted by: Diogenes


And none of my boolits has any one person's name on them. They are all addressed "to whom it may concern".
IOW, I won't be picky when it's time to dole out retribution.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 12:18 PM (w/E6s)

164 It may soon become time to tap the strategic Soylent Green reserve.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 12:12 PM (SH2Zi)

Are we just skipping right over the strategic hummus reserve?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 12:16 PM (Ez6QX)

In the interest of good taste and standards, yes.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 12:18 PM (SH2Zi)

165 I gave you a Dark Winter, and now I'll give you a Dark Summer.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at March 25, 2022 12:19 PM (I2/tG)

166 151
Hello, Americanskis!

I am ukranian pilot. I'm in sitting in my jet cockpit with my flight helmet on so you can tell I am ukrainian pilot.
Posted by: Fake Ukranian "Pilot" at March 25, 2022 12:17 PM (yDBK2)


Please send $100000US via Westrern Union to my cockpit in Lagos to cover all modalities.

And remain blintzed, er, blessed . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:19 PM (s2VJv)

167 Better go find those MREs I have somewhere at home

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2022 12:19 PM (d0Qel)

168 Three more years of the Klain Kalorama Komintern Katastrophe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


It isn't going to be that long. I don't know what replaces it, but this can't go on. They have already abrogated the first, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth amendments of the bill of rights. And nobody has the courage to stand up.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 25, 2022 12:19 PM (5kI0z)

169 And now they are in charge of this Ukraine mess
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 25, 2022 12:17 PM (rjpjQ)

They're in charge of Jack and shit, and Jack left town. They stir things up, fuck things up, but they aren't in charge of a fucking goddamn thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 12:19 PM (II3Gr)

170 We don't have a food shortage problem, we have a surplus leftists problem.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 25, 2022 12:19 PM (VNGpB)

171
Watch and I will do, how you say, loop-de-loop, in my jet fighter because I am pilot. Look at me spinning around.

I am ukrainian pilot. I kill Russians.

Posted by: Fake Ukranian at March 25, 2022 12:19 PM (yDBK2)

172 Robespierre was on top for a while. Then events.

He lost his head, it happens.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 25, 2022 12:19 PM (SchxB)

173 No problem, folks, I'll simply release a few billion bushels of wheat and corn from our Strategic Wheat and Corn Reserves.

Posted by: Joe, Your Strategic Leader! at March 25, 2022 12:19 PM (AMIL/)

174 Praise the Lord, Justice Thomas was released from the hospital

Posted by: Honkeysuckapigheadedjiveturkeyfool at March 25, 2022 12:19 PM (oasF3)

175 It may soon become time to tap the strategic Soylent Green reserve.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 12:12 PM (SH2Zi)

Are we just skipping right over the strategic hummus reserve?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 12:16 PM (Ez6QX)

In the interest of good taste and standards, yes.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 12:18 PM (SH2Zi)

Blocks of cheese for everyone.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 25, 2022 12:19 PM (dwNYN)

176 "experts at the Federal Reserve consistently underestimated the increase in inflation"

Then on what basis are they referred to as experts?

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at March 25, 2022 12:19 PM (UzHWA)

177 Its not often that government officials admit they are incompetent and got something so critical wrong.

I mean, obviously there was no "oopsie" here, that does not explain food shortages in the 21st century. Its not like someone forgot to include a TPS form with their report and that causes shortages.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 12:19 PM (KZzsI)

178 The passage of time is indeed significant.

Posted by: Kumala Harris Explains It All


Time. What does it do?

Posted by: Kamala at March 25, 2022 12:20 PM (ZsR3z)

179 Might be time to access the National Kaboom Reserve.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 25, 2022 12:20 PM (M+Lyo)

180 You will eat cornbread and it will be the ONLY most delicious meal you have ever had.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 25, 2022 12:11 PM (5HBd1)


FIFY.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 12:20 PM (axyOa)

181
Is the fake ukrainian pilot thing already old??

I just saw it now.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 25, 2022 12:20 PM (yDBK2)

182 Today's actor is Tom Wilkinson. He played Cornwallis in The Patriot and Falconi in Batman Begins.

He was in Valkyrie with Tom Cruise, who was in A Few Good Men with Kevin Bacon.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 25, 2022 12:18 PM (44ww/)


Also in The Full Monty, which is a great movie.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 12:20 PM (Ez6QX)

183 156 Anything is possible, but it's highly unlikely.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 25, 2022 12:18 PM (iFTx/)


"Iceberg? Never heard of it!'

- - Titanic Capt. Charlie Gibson

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:20 PM (s2VJv)

184 179 Might be time to access the National Kaboom Reserve.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 25, 2022 12:20 PM (M+Lyo)

=====

We will never be that desperate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:20 PM (dW1m5)

185 What possibly does Ukraine produce we absolutely have to have?

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 25, 2022 12:20 PM (Ak08d)

186 I'll simply release a few billion bushels of wheat and corn from our Strategic Wheat and Corn Reserves.
Posted by: Joe, Your Strategic Leader!


"We'll do another payoff, 1500 per person! They can use that to buy bugs and peanut butter!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 12:21 PM (KZzsI)

187 176 "experts at the Federal Reserve consistently underestimated the increase in inflation"

Then on what basis are they referred to as experts?
Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at March 25, 2022 12:19 PM (UzHWA)

On the basis of being regime mouthpieces.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 25, 2022 12:21 PM (z5Vrg)

188 That means all flour based products go up in price. This is going to be fun.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 25, 2022 12:08 PM


Let them eat cake.

Posted by: Marie A. at March 25, 2022 12:21 PM (FLsce)

189 Cue the media stories on how Americans need to go on a diet anyway.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2022 12:21 PM (KFhLj)

190 Not to worry, Ukraine will launch a false-flag chemical weapons attack against themselves, I'll respond by nuking the Russkies, and we'll all be dead before you have time to worry about food shortages!

No worries!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at March 25, 2022 12:21 PM (I2/tG)

191 The cost of energy of sky high, which drives all consumer prices upward. And these assholes won't even consider reversing Slow Joe's executive orders that throttled U.S. oil and gas production. MOAR WINDMILLS!!!

Mere incompetence can't explain this. It's malice.

Pure malice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 25, 2022 12:21 PM (guGkK)

192 We don't have a food shortage problem, we have a surplus leftists problem.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 25, 2022 12:19 PM (VNGpB)

That's a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 12:21 PM (SH2Zi)

193 Here's the video of Slow Joe telling the 82nd they're going to Ukraine.

https://bit.ly/3tDBycK

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2022 12:21 PM (NahKu)

194 There is a solution.

Posted by: Soylent Corp. at March 25, 2022 12:21 PM (63Dwl)

195 Willowed from below:
474 I expect there will be an "incident" that draws us into WW3. A passenger plane "shot down by russians" or a ship explosion perpetrated by "the russians". Something that will cause a massive loss of US lives that will force us to intervene. Of course, the Russians will read about it on the internet. We won't have to rely on FJB's verbal gaffes, I'm sure it's already planned.
It will be for the children, the starving children.

Posted by: megthered at March 25, 2022 12:21 PM (f1xtl)

196 What possibly does Ukraine produce we absolutely have to have?

Money laundering for elites

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 12:21 PM (KZzsI)

197 178 The passage of time is indeed significant.

Posted by: Kumala Harris Explains It All

Time. What does it do?
Posted by: Kamala at March 25, 2022 12:20 PM (ZsR3z)


" . . . slippin' and slippin' and slippin . . . into the future . . . "

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:21 PM (s2VJv)

198 So, how many seals have been broken thus far?

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2022 12:22 PM (gmo/4)

199 If you simmer feed corn with wood ash, you make hominy, which has more available nutrients than plain corn meal. It can also be processed easier if you don't have a mill

Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2022 12:22 PM (xhaym)

200 Time. What does it do?
Posted by: Kamala at March 25, 2022 12:20 PM (ZsR3z)
++++
It passes, and that's significant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:22 PM (DU+/6)

201 191 The cost of energy of sky high, which drives all consumer prices upward. And these assholes won't even consider reversing Slow Joe's executive orders that throttled U.S. oil and gas production. MOAR WINDMILLS!!!

Mere incompetence can't explain this. It's malice.

Pure malice.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 25, 2022 12:21 PM (guGkK)

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I don't know...the modern left is made up of a whole lot of intentionally stupid people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:22 PM (dW1m5)

202 Actually not sure about the Ukrainian planting situation. The growing areas are mostly east of the river, and except for the Russian salient past Kharkov towards Kiev, and up towards Zaporozhe from the south, the Russians aren't really active in that area.

As with everything else connected to these festivities, good info is very hard to get, but I have seen at least references/claims that Russian forces are specifically not interfering in agricultural activities (why would they anyway?). Of course the disruption - people, fuel, supplies, normal life - in the wheat growing areas could still greatly reduce planting.

But I wonder if that food CEO or others actually have a good grip on what's actually going on on the ground.

Of course export/transport disruption could still result in drop in production hitting markets.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2022 12:22 PM (OTzUX)

203 196 What possibly does Ukraine produce we absolutely have to have?

Money laundering for elites
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 12:21 PM (KZzsI)


Hot blondes with huge bublichkes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:22 PM (s2VJv)

204 What possibly does Ukraine produce we absolutely have to have?

Posted by: Skip's Phone



Something like 15 percent of the world's wheat.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 25, 2022 12:22 PM (5kI0z)

205 "experts at the Federal Reserve consistently underestimated the increase in inflation"

Then on what basis are they referred to as experts?

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at March 25, 2022 12:19 PM (UzHWA)

Ever seen a clown make those balloon animals?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 12:22 PM (SH2Zi)

206 I saw Cornbread and Butterbeans open for Peaches and Herb at the Spectrum in '80.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:15 PM (s2VJv)


Back in the day when JJ was shakin' his groove thing!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 12:22 PM (axyOa)

207 Low cost bulk food storage items online.

https://bit.ly/3LgtnJk

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2022 12:23 PM (NahKu)

208 When Vegetable Von Shartpants finds out his supply of ice cream is threatened how long before he orders thermonuclear Armageddon?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 25, 2022 12:23 PM (OZjDX)

209 fertiliser - prices of which had already spiked last year,

The rise in fertilizer prices can be at least partially attributed to the Climate Change crowd actively shutting down natural gas plants, who supply fertilizer as a byproduct of their process.

They really want the extinction of the human race.

Posted by: pookysgirl, in corn country at March 25, 2022 12:23 PM (XKZwp)

210 We're saved!

That extra hour of daylight the government has mandated can be used for growing wheat!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 12:23 PM (w/E6s)

211 "never underestimate joes ability to f*ck things up"

Truer words were never spoken.

Posted by: Haywood at March 25, 2022 12:23 PM (D5/hT)

212 Rest assured, the vile, petty and vindictive leftist twatwaffles infesting government at any given level will maximize the pain and only make things WORSE for as many people as practicable. Shortages, rationing, and outrageous prices. You ain't seen nothin' yet. And the usual cast of idiots will be screeching for the "government to Do Something!!" Yeah well, they DID "do something".

And make no mistake, they fucking caused this shitshow from start to finish , front to back, top to bottom. Anybody thinks these saboteurs are gonna fix anything is smoking their socks.

This is their opportunity, they have been salivating for this shit for a long time. Food, who gets it, and who doesn't, is totalitarian bread and butter.

Bureaucrat psychopaths in charge! Gotta love it.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 25, 2022 12:23 PM (kFEbY)

213 195 Willowed from below:
474 I expect there will be an "incident" that draws us into WW3. A passenger plane "shot down by russians" or a ship explosion perpetrated by "the russians". Something that will cause a massive loss of US lives that will force us to intervene. Of course, the Russians will read about it on the internet. We won't have to rely on FJB's verbal gaffes, I'm sure it's already planned.
It will be for the children, the starving children.
Posted by: megthered at March 25, 2022 12:21 PM (f1xtl)

That is plausible as a way to enter, but the campaign, if only the US without the other NATO members, would be a disaster that'd end American hegemony. It'd be a real slog with the NATO members, but at least we might be able to keep casualties in the "tolerable" range to actually wage a full length campaign.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 25, 2022 12:23 PM (z5Vrg)

214 The CEO of Agco agrees: Brandon's coming disaster is a "really big deal."

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Out: Stagflation.
In: Starveflation -- A Biden Big Fucking Deal.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 25, 2022 12:23 PM (GvumD)

215 If you simmer feed corn with wood ash, you make hominy, which has more available nutrients than plain corn meal. It can also be processed easier if you don't have a mill

Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2022 12:22 PM (xhaym)

CBD's food threads will be off the hook.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 12:23 PM (SH2Zi)

216 168 Three more years of the Klain Kalorama Komintern Katastrophe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


It isn't going to be that long. I don't know what replaces it, but this can't go on. They have already abrogated the first, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth amendments of the bill of rights. And nobody has the courage to stand up.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 25, 2022 12:19 PM (5kI0z)

Well, that's why it will last, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:23 PM (s2VJv)

217 Not to worry, Ukraine will launch a false-flag chemical weapons attack against themselves, I'll respond by nuking the Russkies, and we'll all be dead before you have time to worry about food shortages!

No worries!
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden!

*

I'm thinking more and more that this is the excuse for how they release the next agent that COVID-19 was the test run for.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 25, 2022 12:24 PM (mwsJy)

218 One last comment on EVs: Richard Hammond had an EV "hyper" car malfunction, accelerate uncontrollably, and roll down a Swiss mountainside on Top Gear.
It almost killed him.
Clarkson said the Swiss fire department couldn't extinguish the resulting battery fire for 3 days.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2022 12:24 PM (7Fj9P)

219 Read Comments 55 and 56 again. These two comments summarize the issues.

Not enough fertilizer means poor crops. Poor crops mean civil unrest and revolution.

Yes, a primary driver for the Arab Spring was High Food Prices for Rice and Wheat.

Also High Natural Gas Prices mean expensive Ammonia and Ammonium Nitrate. Italian Ammonium Nitrate producers shut down because Gas is expensive, and supply is spotty in Europe. Gues who makes lots of Ammonia and Ammonium Nitrate? Yes. Russia.

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2022 12:24 PM (Z32m1)

220 As the clusterf*ck gets more clustered...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2022 12:24 PM (Xrfse)

221 ... And the "complex path of the C19 pandemic". What nonsense. There was nothing "complex" about it, and it wasn't the actual impact of the disease, it was the ridiculous measures imposed (to no purpose) to "mitigate" it that caused almost all of the economic damage. ...
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2022 12:15 PM (OTzUX)
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And those aforementioned "experts" are the ones who imposed those measures. The experts didn't "miss the call." They've made every single call in every dimension for two solid years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:16 PM (DU+/6)


Dr Robert Malone's take on all those odd decisions in the last two years

https://tinyurl.com/5n7t88ja

Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2022 12:24 PM (xhaym)

222 What a disaster. Just freaking unreal how quickly he destroyed everything. Biggest reason we decided to put selling our house on hold. Things are too crazy right now.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 25, 2022 12:24 PM (nxdel)

223
Also don't forget Putin has said that Russia will only accept payment for natural gas in rubles. The West is waging economic war against Russia -- this is a nuclear economic response.

Fed chair J-Pow is now in the jawboning state. He's warning the markets that inflation is getting out of hand, and they's gonna have to do something about it. He's hoping this will change their behavior. This is what Fed jawboning is about. It will not work.

So, J-Pow will have to do a Volcker. If he does, we'll go through a Depression 2.0.

Denninger is convinced that the Fed will indeed do this if it has to. Me, I don't know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 25, 2022 12:24 PM (Mzdiz)

224 The cost of energy of sky high, which drives all consumer prices upward. And these assholes won't even consider reversing Slow Joe's executive orders that throttled U.S. oil and gas production. MOAR WINDMILLS!!!

Mere incompetence can't explain this. It's malice.


Joe's people have specifically said this is a transition period and they're trying to force us to move to "green energy."

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2022 12:24 PM (NahKu)

225 Diminished food supply resulting from Russia's invasion of Ukraine has potential consequences beyond empty stomachs, Agco chief executive Eric Hansotia told CNBC's Jim Cramer on Thursday.

They said the exact same thing before/during 2008 about Egypt and all they got was a rape festival.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2022 12:24 PM (p6Md5)

226 The leftards can feel morally superior while they are starving and freezing. Suits me. Fukkem.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2022 12:24 PM (eJn7u)

227 I can no longer sit back and allow Russian infiltration, Russian indoctrination, Russian subversion and the international Russian conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Posted by: Nukin' Joe Biden! at March 25, 2022 12:24 PM (I2/tG)

228 Honestly, the only way to avoid catastrophe would be to remove our 'leaders' from power. And the only way to to that is to litigate the fraudulent 2020 election. And nobody with the legitimate power to do that is willing to stand up to the mob.

I notice that as time goes by, more and more people are questioning that election, I don't know if it is people pretending, or if they are finally waking up.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 25, 2022 12:24 PM (5kI0z)

229 So, what's the price of grain going to do to the price of booze?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2022 12:24 PM (7Fj9P)

230
The only " upside" to a world wide famine ( tm) is that MAYBE D of D, Austin and JCof S Milli, would cease to be SO FAT. They are huge.
Posted by: Chillin the most at March 25, 2022 12:05 PM (ZpuGY)



I keep hoping that someone at a live news conference asks GEN Milli when he took his last PT test, and the score.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2022 12:25 PM (n+4am)

231 215
CBD's food threads will be off the hook.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 12:23 PM (SH2Zi)


1985 - USA for Africa

2022 - ??? for USA

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:25 PM (s2VJv)

232 I don't know...the modern left is made up of a whole lot of intentionally stupid people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:22 PM (dW1m5)

any sufficiently intentional stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2022 12:25 PM (6FeV1)

233 If the Canadians won't sell us the potash we need for fertilizer, does that mean we can invade, er I mean "nationalize", er I mean buy those facilities?

Posted by: CoolHandLuke (Fartclams and Hysteria) at March 25, 2022 12:25 PM (U2+zT)

234 I planned to order some black beans, but added butterbeans and stone ground corn meal to the order. Did you know you can get ham flavored dry butterbeans?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 25, 2022 12:25 PM (5HBd1)

235
July 1: "Alpo Can Save Your Holiday Cookout"

September 1: "Fido Makes Your Labor Day BBQ Shine"

November 1: "Give Thanks For Granny In The Pot".

Posted by: Future MSM Headlines at March 25, 2022 12:25 PM (HmZuC)

236 Let them eat hominy grits!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 25, 2022 12:25 PM (AMIL/)

237
CBD's food threads will be off the hook.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 12:23 PM (SH2Zi)

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"Maple Syrup on French Roach is a Crime Against Humanity."

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 25, 2022 12:25 PM (GvumD)

238 My neighbors cat looks delicious. I mean cute!

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 25, 2022 12:25 PM (oUWsz)

239 >.I expect there will be an "incident" that draws us into WW3.



a modern day Tonkin Gulf

could happen
idiots in the White House, it could happen

Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 12:25 PM (geLO8)

240 229 So, what's the price of grain going to do to the price of booze?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2022 12:24 PM (7Fj9P)


Force us to switch to vodka.

*sound of Putin cackling manically.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:25 PM (s2VJv)

241 183 156 Anything is possible, but it's highly unlikely.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 25, 2022 12:18 PM (iFTx/)


"Iceberg? Never heard of it!'

- - Titanic Capt. Charlie Gibson
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:20 PM (s2VJv)
_________________________

Pretty much exactly the reaction to my comments last summer that the supply shortages were being over-blown. I was right then. I'll be right now. And then, when the NEXT over-blown scare happens, and I again advise skepticism, the reaction will be the same.

So what's the timeline on this Thunderdome scenerio? At one point do we evaluate whether I am right or not? How many governments are you predicting will fall? How many country-wide food riots?

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 25, 2022 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

242 154 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:18 PM (s2VJv)

We had to kill the country to save it.

//Your DoJ

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2022 12:26 PM (Lzpvj)

243 MALICE or INCOMPETENCE?

Incompetence. I give you the Chaz Autonomous Zone Farm.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 12:26 PM (w/E6s)

244 Something like 15 percent of the world's wheat.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 25, 2022 12:22 PM (5kI0z)

I think we are an exporter also. Less exports. Sucks for other countries . I think we have warehouses of GMO food though. Maybe those countries will change their mind and accept that offer.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 25, 2022 12:26 PM (dwNYN)

245 Red Frank is supposed to consecrate The Uke and Russia today.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 25, 2022 12:26 PM (1IJnB)

246 Everyone forgets about the revolutions of 1848 which swept across Europe and even impacted the USA.

I don't recall the proximate cause of the events of that year but I wouldn't doubt it's was very similar to today.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 25, 2022 12:26 PM (cMXNt)

247 "never underestimate joes ability to f*ck things up"

Truer words were never spoken.
Posted by: Haywood at March 25, 2022 12:23 PM (D5/hT)


I underestimated it. As bad as I thought things would be, I never imagined that FJB could destroy so much so quickly, in every aspect of life, society and national security.

The man is a literal savant of destruction.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 25, 2022 12:26 PM (guGkK)

248 The conservative case for cannibalism


People: the 'other' other red meat

Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 12:26 PM (geLO8)

249 222 What a disaster. Just freaking unreal how quickly he destroyed everything. Biggest reason we decided to put selling our house on hold. Things are too crazy right now.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 25, 2022 12:24 PM (nxdel)
--

We have been gearing up to move for some time now. Now I'm starting to think that holding off and making some home improvements in the house we have (things we wouldn't have necessarily done before sale) would be
the wiser course. We really do want to move though.

Posted by: Revenant at March 25, 2022 12:26 PM (//ATM)

250 Also don't forget Putin has said that Russia will only accept payment for natural gas in rubles. The West is waging economic war against Russia -- this is a nuclear economic response.

It's the strangest thing - we refuse to let the Russians use their dollar reserves, and now they refuse to be paid in dollars.

Nuke 'em!

Yeeehah!

Posted by: Nukin' Joe Biden! at March 25, 2022 12:26 PM (I2/tG)

251 Whatever happened to the reporter who "Coined the phrase" "Let's Go Brandon"? Is she making any money of it? Is she still working? Has she been cruxified by the left?

Posted by: Paladin at March 25, 2022 12:26 PM (CE4w9)

252 If you simmer sous vide feed corn with wood ash, you make hominy, which has more available nutrients than plain corn meal. It can also be processed easier if you don't have a mill
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2022 12:22 PM


Remember where we are.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2022 12:27 PM (xzlHf)

253 113
Did you see this fake news bullshit propaganda bullshit on cnn?

Cocksucker fake news "anchor" fag interviews an Obviously Fake "ukranian" "fighter" "pilot."

It's like a skit from 1978 Saturday Night Live, it's so bad:

https://youtu.be/5xXDBLQ17J4?t=257
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 25, 2022 12:13 PM (yDBK2)

Forget having Top Gun 2 or whatever come out in May. Make a Ukrainian spin-off with "The Ghost of Kiev" instead, that should sell like hotcakes in these hysterical times.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 25, 2022 12:27 PM (Rl7KJ)

254 F**k this guy in particular. Traitor to his country, corruptocrat, and ready to starve his citizens into submission.

Also, a great big f**k you to those people who voted for this cabbage. I hope you all starve first.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2022 12:27 PM (VWp7G)

255
"Many of you will die. But it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."

--that's a line from the cartoon movie "Shrek."

https://youtu.be/hiKuxfcSrEU?t=19

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 25, 2022 12:27 PM (yDBK2)

256 My neighbors cat looks delicious. I mean cute!
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic


We no see your cat! You stop asking!

Posted by: Bamboo House Oriental Restaurant at March 25, 2022 12:27 PM (w/E6s)

257 My neighbors cat looks delicious. I mean cute!

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 25, 2022 12:25 PM (oUWsz)

lol

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 12:27 PM (SH2Zi)

258 MALICE or INCOMPETENCE?

Incompetence. I give you the Chaz Autonomous Zone Farm.
Posted by: rickb223


The greater the credential, the greater level of destruction inevitable.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2022 12:27 PM (p6Md5)

259 I could see a blowing up the USS Maine or sinking the Lusitania to drag us into this war

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 25, 2022 12:27 PM (Ak08d)

260 Here's the video of Slow Joe telling the 82nd they're going to Ukraine.

https://bit.ly/3tDBycK
Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2022 12:21 PM (NahKu)


So why are all the Secret Service dudes looking in at the troops sitting there and not at the people in the background coming and going?
Just where do they think is the threat?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 12:27 PM (axyOa)

261 117 When do we get the emergency suspension of the ethanol mandate?
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Wouldn't that just be eminently sensible? Putting on my optimism hat here, I put the odds of it happening at zero.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 25, 2022 12:27 PM (sWM8x)

262 The regime should bring in Mike Bloomberg. He knows all about farming. Could fix this is a jiffy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2022 12:28 PM (KFhLj)

263 236 Let them eat hominy grits!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 25, 2022 12:25 PM (AMIL/)

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"Let them eat Teslas!" -- Pete Bootygag

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 25, 2022 12:28 PM (GvumD)

264 259 I could see a blowing up the USS Maine or sinking the Lusitania to drag us into this war
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 25, 2022 12:27 PM (Ak08d)


Ensign Frank Thrulo Pulver, officer in charge of laundry, morale and false flag stupidities.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:28 PM (s2VJv)

265 Shortages for thee, but not for me. Welcome to Panem, proles!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2022 12:28 PM (9KfYY)

266 Denninger is convinced that the Fed will indeed do this if it has to. Me, I don't know.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 25, 2022 12:24 PM (Mzdiz)
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I don't see how they can, given that going Volker will just bankrupt the federal government.

Posted by: Revenant at March 25, 2022 12:28 PM (//ATM)

267 188 That means all flour based products go up in price. This is going to be fun.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 25, 2022 12:08 PM

Let them eat cake cock!
Posted by: Marie A. at March 25, 2022 12:21 PM (FLsce)

FTFY

Posted by: Pete Buttgig at March 25, 2022 12:28 PM (II3Gr)

268 Maybe it's a good time to stop turning corn into ethanol and burning it.

Posted by: Max Entropy at March 25, 2022 12:28 PM (ur/Uv)

269 260 So why are all the Secret Service dudes looking in at the troops sitting there and not at the people in the background coming and going?
Just where do they think is the threat?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 12:27 PM (axyOa)

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Probably because there are many more secret service agents who are doing other things, including looking at the people in the background.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:28 PM (dW1m5)

270 "never underestimate joes ability to f*ck things up"

I'm not going to be just the worst President in the history of the United States, I'm also going to be the last President in the history of the United States.

Where's the Red Phone - I have some orders to give.

Posted by: Nukin' Joe Biden! at March 25, 2022 12:28 PM (I2/tG)

271 Literal War, Famine Pestilence and Death.

Yay...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (XvPQV)

272 Occupy The Farm!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (LCzyp)

273 So, J-Pow will have to do a Volcker. If he does, we'll go through a Depression 2.0.

Denninger is convinced that the Fed will indeed do this if it has to. Me, I don't know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 25, 2022 12:24 PM (Mzdiz)


they can default, erase zeroes on the hundred dollar bills, renegotiate debt, or junk the dollar and go with a new one.
Eventually we will need a non-fiat currency, because anything short of that will continue the currency collapses that will come at shorter and shorter intervals.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (xhaym)

274 This brunette in tight clothes hopes her wealthy benefactor remains well-connected:
https://is.gd/Z77iX3

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (DU+/6)

275 And remember, Buden says that implementing sanctions was never about stopping the Russians from invading Ukraine. So you and our kids can go hungry and it will still not stop the war. But something something...that will show Putin!

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (M5tkM)

276 Not to worry, Ukraine will launch a false-flag chemical weapons attack against themselves, I'll respond by nuking the Russkies, and we'll all be dead before you have time to worry about food shortages!
No worries!
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden!
*
I'm thinking more and more that this is the excuse for how they release the next agent that COVID-19 was the test run for.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 25, 2022 12:24 PM (mwsJy)

====================
Don't Worry. The diseases and/or a limited nuclear war will not kill you. You will die starving in the dark from a disruption in trade including food, pharmaceuticals and basic supplies for utilities like water, sewage, power and heat.

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (Z32m1)

277 262 The regime should bring in Mike Bloomberg. He knows all about farming. Could fix this is a jiffy.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2022 12:28 PM (KFhLj)


Image of Michelito Lo-Lo instead of Oliver Wendell Douglas bouncing up and down on that tractor . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (s2VJv)

278 251 Posted by: Paladin at March 25, 2022 12:26 PM (CE4w9)

She is still a pit reporter.

In her defense she was likely told in her ear piece "let's go brandon"

So much stupid

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (Lzpvj)

279 I could see a blowing up the USS Maine or sinking the Lusitania to drag us into this war

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 25, 2022 12:27 PM


Or somebody shooting down an airliner full of nuns on their way to help the refugees.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (bVYXr)

280 I nearly rage-stroked watching the drooling husk's presser with the 82nd Airborne in Poland.

First, he actually bragged about the times he flew into Bagram. Then, he brought up Beau, and compared his service to the men and women who had deployed multiple times to Iraq.

The body language of the men behind him was priceless. One officer literally stared up at the ceiling the entire time. Another stared down at the floor.

They hate him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (ptqGC)

281 So why are all the Secret Service dudes looking in at the troops sitting there and not at the people in the background coming and going?
Just where do they think is the threat?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 12:27 PM (axyOa)

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I'll bet no loaded weapons with live rounds were allowed.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (GvumD)

282 261 117 When do we get the emergency suspension of the ethanol mandate?
---
Wouldn't that just be eminently sensible? Putting on my optimism hat here, I put the odds of it happening at zero.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 25, 2022 12:27 PM (sWM8x)

=========

Well, there's that, and then, if it were to happen, I would be looking forward to the day when it becomes super important to reinstate it. For the children.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (dW1m5)

283 The pride of Gaucher, Jonah 'sweet tits' Goldberg is at the local grocery filling his cart with extra toasty cheez its.

Posted by: MJ at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (zwDuR)

284 Cocksucker fake news "anchor" fag interviews an Obviously Fake "ukranian" "fighter" "pilot."

It's like a skit from 1978 Saturday Night Live, it's so bad:

https://youtu.be/5xXDBLQ17J4?t=257
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 25, 2022 12:13 PM (yDBK2)

Forget having Top Gun 2 or whatever come out in May. Make a Ukrainian spin-off with "The Ghost of Kiev" instead, that should sell like hotcakes in these hysterical times.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 25, 2022 12:27 PM (Rl7KJ)
***

From Wag the Dog to Wiggle the Wings.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 12:30 PM (axyOa)

285 So Brandon wants to send food from the USA to other countries to help shortages? And Biden is going to send CNG to Europe to offset shortages from the Russian pipelines?

Where does this numb fool think this stuff is coming from? We won't be growing the additional wheat thanks to him. And we certainly don't have the CNG that we used to have thanks to him.

Biden promises and unicorn farts.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2022 12:30 PM (N39Ws)

286 Food shortages; get used to it. SMMFH

I'm old enough to remember when an American President would stand in front of the Country, tell us that worldwide food shortages could be coming, and would then discuss America's plan to enable more crop production, bring more farmland online and produce the shortfall so that Americans could feed themselves and their children and continue their lives. THEN, any surplus could be used to assist those less fortunate.

Today? Hide under your beds! Russia's coming to get you! Covid's going to kill you! Trump's authoritarianism is going to destroy democracy! We're all going to starve! Send our food to Europe! Send our money to Iran!

I just don't know what to think anymore. Thank God I have plenty of bourbon and ammo.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at March 25, 2022 12:30 PM (AD14M)

287
One thing that must be stressed is the reason we've gotten away with so much fiscal and monetary incontinence -- borrowing and spending financed by money printing is because the dollar is the world's reserve currency.

This allows us to "export" our inflation. If any regular country tried the shit we've been doing for the past 20 to 30 years, they'd be Venezuela or Zimbabwe.

What does the world get in return for the dollar reserve status? Economic, financial, and market stability for international trade. This is very important.

With our monetary incontinence, which started big time during the '08 crash, and went to Warp Speed during the Covid crap, we've been yanking the monetary stability leg out of the stool that props up the dollar reserve status.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 25, 2022 12:30 PM (Mzdiz)

288 So, what's the price of grain going to do to the price of booze?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

Force us to switch to vodka.
*sound of Putin cackling manically.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Send the 101st Airborne to TDY Idaho.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 12:30 PM (w/E6s)

289 So, J-Pow will have to do a Volcker. If he does, we'll go through a Depression 2.0.

Denninger is convinced that the Fed will indeed do this if it has to. Me, I don't know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 25, 2022 12:24 PM (Mzdiz)


I believe that they're waiting until after the midterms.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 25, 2022 12:30 PM (wmDcS)

290
So what's the timeline on this Thunderdome scenerio? At one point do we evaluate whether I am right or not? How many governments are you predicting will fall? How many country-wide food riots?
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 25, 2022 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

Well part 1 of the position you're criticizing is merely that the West will see higher prices, not real shortages.

Part 2 is that the rate of overthrow in the third world will increase, which seems probable. You might not personally hear or care about such things, but it's not like it hasn't happened a good number of times in your life time and in the last decade.

I'd guess 3-5 states who were on the margins before in Africa and the Middle East get pushed over in the next decade that with a stabler global economy would not have.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 25, 2022 12:30 PM (z5Vrg)

291 Damn, was hoping this post would go up AFTER the wife ran to the stores.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 25, 2022 12:31 PM (QYPq3)

292 And remember, Buden says that implementing sanctions was never about stopping the Russians from invading Ukraine. So you and our kids can go hungry and it will still not stop the war. But something something...that will show Putin!
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (M5tkM)


Impotent Virtue Signalling for the Social Justice Win!

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2022 12:31 PM (Z32m1)

293 "if he and the Foreign Policy Blob hadn't encouraged Ukraine to act as if it were already a NATO country" - ace

Central point I've been yammering about since the get-go. I don't know the specifics of what Trump and Pompeo specifically did/told the Ukes during their term - or what they told Moscow on the subject.

I do know that the issue hadn't changed for decades, and that - obviously - Ukraine had been told to go sip punch with Sydney and Jagdish, they weren't getting into NATO, for a reason. Even if not openly acknowledged.

FFS, "North Macedonia" and ALBANIA are "NATO members". But Ukraine, the biggest/most important new country resulting from the Soviet break-up, was turned away for decades. Why? We know why. And after a year in which Moscow's "red line" (however one wants to judge or moralize or chest-thump about the merits) was screamed at us in direct talks in Geneva, during which they engaged in an intentionally high-profile military build-up, our side is shocked by an invasion. Truly historic incompetence, and it's not limited to one administration.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2022 12:31 PM (OTzUX)

294 What a disaster. Just freaking unreal how quickly he destroyed everything. Biggest reason we decided to put selling our house on hold. Things are too crazy right now.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 25, 2022 12:24 PM (nxdel)
++++
It has been fast, but that also means we were already at the inflection point. The year and a half of COVID response disaster took a lot out of us and we were hanging by a thread, but that wasn't obvious. The whole structure was probably ready to fall over the moment a stiff breeze hit it, and the Biden Administration has been a windstorm.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:31 PM (DU+/6)

295 I blame...Big Grocery.

"Western countries will just see hunger, stress, diminishment of the standard of living, and misery."

C'mon, some of them need to fall as well, starting with our own.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 25, 2022 12:31 PM (nMx88)

296 It's stunning to me that Americans accept this bullshit. We, here, who are sane are apparently in the minority. We are just drug along to hell with the rest of these bastards who are apparently quite happy living like this.

But I guess that attitude is a result of decades of being ground down into the dirt by a ruling class and media who constantly tell the people here that we are basically shit and deserve punishment.

This is all unacceptable and doesn't have to be this way. But hey, Trump said pussy and his tweets were mean. Take comfort in that as you're starving.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 25, 2022 12:31 PM (D6/qd)

297 The body language of the men behind him was priceless. One officer literally stared up at the ceiling the entire time. Another stared down at the floor.

They hate him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (ptqGC)


Heh.
Yup.
I guess this answers my question as to why the Secret Service is looking inward towards the troops.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 12:31 PM (axyOa)

298 >>.First, he actually bragged about the times he flew into Bagram. Then, he brought up Beau,


his handlers drag that corpse out on a regular basis, huh

Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 12:31 PM (geLO8)

299 You will die starving in the dark from a disruption in trade including food, pharmaceuticals and basic supplies for utilities like water, sewage, power and heat.
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (Z32m1)

Well, some people will. Everybody dies eventually, but have you made some preparations?

The bovines glued to the BLM sportsball at least have some excuse, but we have been warned.

Posted by: trev006 at March 25, 2022 12:31 PM (Eqkqm)

300 4 calm competent government.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 25, 2022 11:58 AM

Competent? I do not think we have ever had one of those in our lifetime.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 25, 2022 12:31 PM (4q/mG)

301 Why were the forecasts so far off?
---

Because the Fed has a history of trying to soft sell the bad news when a Dem is in office.

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2022 12:31 PM (8E+wy)

302 Image of Michelito Lo-Lo instead of Oliver Wendell Douglas bouncing up and down on that tractor . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (s2VJv)

Greeeeen Hectares is the place to be
Farmmmm livin', far away from thee!
Lannnnnd, spreadin' out, and it's all mine!
Fuck You, Peasants, just give me your countryside!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (6FeV1)

303 At one point do we evaluate whether I am right or not?

Or, we can opt out.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (Xrfse)

304 President Fuck Up Poopy Pants just told the 82nd airborne they're going to Ukraine.


Slava Ukraini Mfuckers!

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (gmo/4)

305 >>>Or somebody shooting down an airliner full of nuns on their way to help the refugees.

Leftists wouldn't care about that, unless they were transexual nuns.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (HmZuC)

306 Well, you can't do communism right without a good famine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (FVME7)

307 289 I believe that they're waiting until after the midterms.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 25, 2022 12:30 PM (wmDcS)

========

Probably the best timing they can manage.

Whatever they do is going to trigger some kind of contraction, especially in the stock market. Start it in January of 2023 in the hopes of things turning around by August of 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (dW1m5)

308 We really do want to move though.

So did we but now interest rates are rising, prices are astronomical. We can't find a ranch style home under $300,000. If we did find something we'd probably be outbid anyway. Worried sick we might get something but then our house sits. Two mortgages. Nope.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (nxdel)

309 > I'm old enough to remember when an American President would stand in front of the Country, tell us that worldwide food shortages could be coming, and would then discuss America's plan to enable more crop production, bring more farmland online and produce the shortfall so that Americans could feed themselves and their children and continue their lives.

We can't. Bill Gates bought all the farmland and he's working on forcing us to eat bugs.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (NahKu)

310 This is the sign to look for:

Your city starts to remove lampposts.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (BFigT)

311 Honestly, the only way to avoid catastrophe would be to remove our 'leaders' from power. And the only way to to that is to litigate the fraudulent 2020 election.

Another way occurs to me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (KFhLj)

312 his handlers drag that corpse out on a regular basis, huh
Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 12:31 PM (geLO

Like father, like son.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (6FeV1)

313 192
'That's a terrible thing to say.'
OK. Is this an AOS meme?

That's the 2nd time I've gotten this.
I do say and think many terrible things but in my defense I thought this comment section was a dumping place for shit you better not say in real life.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (VNGpB)

314 It has been fast, but that also means we were already at the inflection point. The year and a half of COVID response disaster took a lot out of us and we were hanging by a thread, but that wasn't obvious. The whole structure was probably ready to fall over the moment a stiff breeze hit it, and the Biden Administration has been a windstorm.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:31 PM (DU+/6)


When the riots hit this summer, I think the government weenies will be shocked to see its not antifa or BLM.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (axyOa)

315 I'll bet no loaded weapons with live rounds were allowed.

They learned from history.

Posted by: Zombie Anwar Sadat! at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (I2/tG)

316 284 Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 12:30 PM (axyOa)

The Ghost of Keev is Francesca nee Frank Suvolov the first transgender cosmonaut of color who shot down 27 migs in one flight.

"Her" plane is painted blue, yellow, and pink to blend into the morning sky.

"What Gun?"

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2022 12:33 PM (Lzpvj)

317 Seems all the smart people in USG are tied up suppressing dissent.

Posted by: Zek at March 25, 2022 12:33 PM (OzNIz)

318 I'll bet no loaded weapons with live rounds were allowed.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (GvumD)

-------------

Our son was at Camp Leatherneck when Leon Panetta flew in, and the Marines were ordered to leave their rifles outside the hall where he was speaking. Fortunately, son had just returned from a two-week convoy to a couple of FOBs and was excused from attending.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2022 12:33 PM (ptqGC)

319 279 I could see a blowing up the USS Maine or sinking the Lusitania to drag us into this war
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 25, 2022 12:27 PM

Or somebody shooting down an airliner full of nuns on their way to help the refugees.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (bVYXr)

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Or false flag suitcase nukes that take out MiraLago and the Governor's Mansion in Florida.

Win-Win!

/Seriously, there is no level of depravity to which this Satanic cabal won't sink ...

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 25, 2022 12:33 PM (GvumD)

320 Whatever they do is going to trigger some kind of contraction, especially in the stock market. Start it in January of 2023 in the hopes of things turning around by August of 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (dW1m5)


Yup. It also tars the GOP with it because they'll likely hold the majority in at least the House, if not also the Senate.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 25, 2022 12:33 PM (wmDcS)

321 Recipes for stone soup are gonna be lit as fuck!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2022 12:33 PM (iDcra)

322 Fat Cap'n Bill needs to be popped into a slow cooker.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 25, 2022 12:33 PM (eGTCV)

323 All just in time before the mid-terms

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 25, 2022 12:34 PM (Ak08d)

324 I don't see how they can, given that going Volker will just bankrupt the federal government.
Posted by: Revenant at March 25, 2022 12:28 PM (//ATM)
++++
The Fed has more choices now than it did in 1980. Interest will have to come up and that is going to have serious fiscal implications for the federal government, but it is not the Fed's only play. They spent the last 15 years building their balance sheet pretty hugely, and they own a tremendous number of assets. That asset base can be used to absorb a lot of money and take it out of the system. It can't remove everything they've dumped in, but they can probably pull a trillion dollars out if they do it carefully.

The downside to that will be the fall in asset prices (stocks and bonds) that will result. It will be like trying to thread a needle while strapped to the wing of an airplane just to keep the federal government afloat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:34 PM (DU+/6)

325 We can't. Bill Gates bought all the farmland and he's working on forcing us to eat bugs.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (NahKu)



Mark my words, eventually you'll look back on the time when there were bugs to eat as the Golden Age.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 25, 2022 12:34 PM (guGkK)

326 >>>What a disaster. Just freaking unreal how quickly he destroyed everything. Biggest reason we decided to put selling our house on hold. Things are too crazy right now.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB

A lot of previous presidents started the ball rolling, but Biden officially destroyed America in just over one year.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2022 12:34 PM (VWp7G)

327 And remember, Buden says that implementing sanctions was never about stopping the Russians from invading Ukraine.

-
Just for shits and grins?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 25, 2022 12:34 PM (FVME7)

328 Gosh, I'm confused: If Russia is losing so badly, any day now, why are they predicting food shortages?

PS: What kind of wheat does Russia and Ukraine grow? Say, is it winter wheat, that was planted last fall .... so .... its not going to get harvested in July-September?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 25, 2022 12:34 PM (wkC12)

329 315 I'll bet no loaded weapons with live rounds were allowed.

They learned from history.
Posted by: Zombie Anwar Sadat! at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (I2/tG)


From this morning, some Russian commander got fragged by his own troops that survived the fool sending them into a Ukie meat grinder.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:34 PM (s2VJv)

330 What possibly does Ukraine produce we absolutely have to have?

Posted by: Skip's Phone

They are the sole producer of something we use to make computer chips

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2022 12:34 PM (d0Qel)

331 313 "That's a terrible thing to say" may just be code to fool NSA Bob and Postmaster Jane into thinking someone is against a statement when they really agree.

Just maybe though, NSA Bob.

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2022 12:35 PM (8E+wy)

332 Slava Ukraini Mfuckers!

"Slava Ukraine" was Bandera's slogan.

And now they've got everyone repeating it.

Posted by: Neo-Nazis For The Win! at March 25, 2022 12:35 PM (I2/tG)

333 328 Gosh, I'm confused: If Russia is losing so badly, any day now, why are they predicting food shortages?

PS: What kind of wheat does Russia and Ukraine grow? Say, is it winter wheat, that was planted last fall .... so .... its not going to get harvested in July-September?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 25, 2022 12:34 PM (wkC12)


"Ooh! Ooh! We know this!"

- - Cyrano Jones and his Tribbles

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:35 PM (s2VJv)

334 OK. Is this an AOS meme?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (VNGpB)


Yes. It means the person agrees with you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 12:35 PM (Ez6QX)

335 Russias war in Ukraine could see the production of neon, a critical gas in advanced semiconductor manufacturing, fall to worryingly low levels at a time when the world is already grappling with a chip shortage.

Neon is required for the lasers that are used in a chip production process known as lithography, where machines carve patterns onto tiny pieces of silicon made by the likes of Samsung, Intel and TSMC.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2022 12:35 PM (d0Qel)

336 127
It is accelerating, but I haven't seen any line item for concentration camps in Iowa yet, which surprises me.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 25, 2022 12:14 PM

If the Feds decide to remove ethanol incentives, forcing Iowa farmers to plant food corn instead of ethanol varieties, there might be riots and camps.

Posted by: Iowa Corn Lobby at March 25, 2022 12:35 PM (7E3mr)

337 It's kind of mind boggling what a global disaster Senile Joe has been.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 25, 2022 12:35 PM (eGTCV)

338 Why were the forecasts so far off?
---
Because the Fed has a history of trying to soft sell the bad news when a Dem is in office.
Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2022 12:31 PM (8E+wy)
++++
Also, the Fed believes its own hype. Inflation isn't supposed to happen according to their models, and they're in charge, so obviously it wouldn't happen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:35 PM (DU+/6)

339 From this morning, some Russian commander got fragged by his own troops that survived the fool sending them into a Ukie meat grinder.

They took a lesson from our guys in Vietnam.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 25, 2022 12:35 PM (SchxB)

340 Here's an idea;
Enact a hiatus on ethanol production, and subsidize farmers whose soil will permit it to grow wheat this year.

We don't have a government, we have a "leader", so if dear leader says so...

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 25, 2022 12:36 PM (MFphb)

341 320 Whatever they do is going to trigger some kind of contraction, especially in the stock market. Start it in January of 2023 in the hopes of things turning around by August of 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (dW1m5)

Yup. It also tars the GOP with it because they'll likely hold the majority in at least the House, if not also the Senate.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 25, 2022 12:33 PM (wmDcS)

========

In my experience, the general perception outside of partisans of the "Party in power" is the party that holds the White House.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:36 PM (dW1m5)

342 >November 1: "Give Thanks For Granny In The Pot".
Posted by: Future MSM Headlines at March 25, 2022 12:25 PM (HmZuC)

You're wrong on that one. All the grannies died during covid because people wouldn't follow The Science(TM) so now there's nothing to eat.

Posted by: all doubt removed at March 25, 2022 12:36 PM (S2eH9)

343
Denninger's argument is the Fed knows this, knows that if we lose dollar reserve status, the United States as a going concern is fucked right and proper up the fartclam.

If the US goes down, they go down with it and thus will do a Volcker if necessary.

Again, that's his argument, but I don't know if I buy it. Klaus Schwab and co want us to go down, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 25, 2022 12:36 PM (Mzdiz)

344 >>I do say and think many terrible things but in my defense I thought this comment section was a dumping place for shit you better not say in real life.

Posted by: Dr. Claw



well, there are some things that can't be said here-
shouldn't be said here

Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 12:36 PM (geLO8)

345 325 We can't. Bill Gates bought all the farmland and he's working on forcing us to eat bugs.
------

Eminant domain?

Posted by: Haywood at March 25, 2022 12:36 PM (D5/hT)

346 >>>You will die starving in the dark

The fuck I will.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 12:37 PM (SH2Zi)

347 >>>When do we get the emergency suspension of the ethanol mandate?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:13 PM (dW1m5)

=======

What?!? And bring corn back down to $2.50/bushel. How do you expect anyone to graft off of that?

Posted by: Corners in at March 25, 2022 12:37 PM (CareB)

348 From this morning, some Russian commander got fragged by his own troops that survived the fool sending them into a Ukie meat grinder.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:34 PM (s2VJv)

I appreciate your tireless search for links, but if the news reports are to be believed the Ukrainians have killed more Russian generals than Hitler.

Posted by: trev006 at March 25, 2022 12:37 PM (Eqkqm)

349 Stock up Horde. Create networks if possible.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 25, 2022 12:37 PM (TGoOk)

350 The food consequences are already a done deal, with or without our direct participation in the war, and honestly were already coming on account of fertilizer and energy issues.

A lot of people don't really understand the western prog stake in all of this; they don't (yet) want us in a direct war with Russia. What we have going on now is exactly what they wanted for a number of reasons, and it's going swimmingly for them.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at March 25, 2022 12:08 PM (+z+6a)

THIS! The Green New Deal is being implemented whether congress approves it or not.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 25, 2022 12:37 PM (Fs5vw)

351 344 well, there are some things that can't be said here-
shouldn't be said here
Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 12:36 PM (geLO

=========

*considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:37 PM (dW1m5)

352 We really do want to move though.

So did we but now interest rates are rising, prices are astronomical. We can't find a ranch style home under $300,000. If we did find something we'd probably be outbid anyway. Worried sick we might get something but then our house sits. Two mortgages. Nope.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM


Same here. But we could literally have our house sold in less than a day cash money, but we don't want a $500,000 mortgage on a new house.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 25, 2022 12:37 PM (bVYXr)

353 >>>It's kind of mind boggling what a global disaster Senile Joe has been.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again

I knew he would be an awful president, but he went "Hold My Beer" from day one.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2022 12:37 PM (VWp7G)

354 I'm guessing the Great Reset types are figuring in their heads how to get as many countries into a state of unrest with hunger and a little help from their intelligence agencies as we speak.
Our pain and the pain of little people everywhere is a small price for us to pay for their wealth and power.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 25, 2022 12:37 PM (MFphb)

355 A lot of previous presidents started the ball rolling

It was an honor and a privilege.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at March 25, 2022 12:38 PM (Xrfse)

356 274 This brunette in tight clothes hopes her wealthy benefactor remains well-connected:
https://is.gd/Z77iX3
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (DU+/6)

Nipples and thigh gap. She'll be fine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 25, 2022 12:38 PM (XvPQV)

357 Everyone forgets about the revolutions of 1848 which swept across Europe and even impacted the USA.
I don't recall the proximate cause of the events of that year but I wouldn't doubt it's was very similar to today.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 25, 2022 12:26 PM (cMXNt)


Austria wound up as the lynch-pin in the Entente treaties post Napoleon, and was having banking and currency issues, that they were using Italy and the rest of its empire to fund the shortfall and would not let those revenue sources go. First the Kingdom of Sicily revolted, then the French had their own rebellion, then the German states. There was a rebellion in Russia that was put down with Russian thoroughness.
The whole system was rotten as it was set up to preserve the power for an increasingly incompetent raft of rulers that were keeping a lot of subject kingdoms under their thumbs. 1848 in a way created most of the current nations in Europe today.
The Paris Commune was also the seed for modern Communism

The US was not really involved because we had just invaded Mexico in the Mexican American War.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2022 12:38 PM (xhaym)

358 >>It's kind of mind boggling what a global disaster Senile Joe has been.

Posted by: N.L. Urker



just remember, it's the committee of assholes who run him, not just him alone-
he's just the meatsack they trot out for the cameras

Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 12:38 PM (geLO8)

359 When do we get the emergency suspension of the ethanol mandate?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:13 PM (dW1m5)

Has any GOPe member said that's what they will do? It's not like farmers aren't going to get paid for their corn.

Posted by: WiNO at March 25, 2022 12:38 PM (EpDzw)

360 So Joey thinks he's the Sun King at Versailles?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2022 12:38 PM (zLQXU)

361 Again, that's his argument, but I don't know if I buy it. Klaus Schwab and co want us to go down, I think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 25, 2022 12:36 PM (Mzdiz)
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I think the argument is sound. Time will tell, and that particular bet is the biggest bet possible in the world today. And the globalist visionaries don't want us gone, they want us reduced to a regional power with hegemony over North and Central America. An utterly failed United States and total failure of dollar are not in their plans.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:38 PM (DU+/6)

362 I do know that the issue hadn't changed for decades, and that - obviously - Ukraine had been told to go sip punch with Sydney and Jagdish, they weren't getting into NATO, for a reason. Even if not openly acknowledged.

FFS, "North Macedonia" and ALBANIA are "NATO members". But Ukraine, the biggest/most important new country resulting from the Soviet break-up, was turned away for decades. Why? We know why. And after a year in which Moscow's "red line" (however one wants to judge or moralize or chest-thump about the merits) was screamed at us in direct talks in Geneva, during which they engaged in an intentionally high-profile military build-up, our side is shocked by an invasion. Truly historic incompetence, and it's not limited to one administration.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2022 12:31 PM (OTzUX)


Ukraine was not let in because they are a corrupt shithole, second in corruption in Europe to Russia itself.
US Politicians led them on, because they knew the corrupt Ukrainians would try to bribe them by paying off the US Politicians, US politician's kids and friends too. Can you say Hunter Biden? Pelosi's, Romneys, Kerrey's and how many others were involved too?

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2022 12:38 PM (Z32m1)

363 The Ghost of Keev is Francesca nee Frank Suvolov the first transgender cosmonaut of color who shot down 27 migs in one flight.

"Her" plane is painted blue, yellow, and pink to blend into the morning sky.

"What Gun?"
Posted by: sven at March 25, 2022 12:33 PM


"Bottom Gun"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (RkC6l)

364 A happy summer awaits you!

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=s4VlruVG81w

Posted by: Nukin' Joe Biden! at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (I2/tG)

365 You will die starving in the dark from a disruption in trade including food, pharmaceuticals and basic supplies for utilities like water, sewage, power and heat.
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (Z32m1)

Oh, probably.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (II3Gr)

366 Guys relax.

The best minds in DC are putting all their attention on spinning up a grift to enrich themselves.

Things will be fine.

Posted by: MJ at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (zwDuR)

367 I'd pay good money for a few mean tweets and no gas/food shortages right about now.

Posted by: 496 at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (U1eOr)

368 The corn isn't completely used up in ethanol production After the fermentation process the chaff is dried and used as animal feed. There is still nutritional value to it.

And I've seen the corn they use, I toured an ethanol plant. It's not the stuff people would eat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (UuD2k)

369 Where are our own amber waves of grain? Outsourced?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (sVtYq)

370 Denninger's argument is the Fed knows this, knows that if we lose dollar reserve status, the United States as a going concern is fucked right and proper up the fartclam.

If the US goes down, they go down with it and thus will do a Volcker if necessary.

Again, that's his argument, but I don't know if I buy it. Klaus Schwab and co want us to go down, I think.
Posted by: publius


If the US goes down, the world goes down.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (w/E6s)

371 And then there's this fucker:

@BillKristol

For all the problems afflicting liberalism now and perhaps always, I'm truly happy to be on the side of Biden against Trump, Zelensky against Putin, Ketanji Brown Jackson against Ted Cruz, and the old defenders and improvers of liberalism against the new Carl Schmitt wannabes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (ptqGC)

372 35 If my Winter of Doom and Despair didn't afflict you, check out my Spring of Starvation and Suicides!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 25, 2022 12:05 PM (pNxlR)

I'd promote this to the front page.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (ZpkZT)

373 'That's a terrible thing to say.'
OK. Is this an AOS meme?


Yes. It's akin to "Gee, that'd be a shame."

Posted by: Oddbob at March 25, 2022 12:40 PM (nfrXX)

374 >>>just remember, it's the committee of assholes who run him, not just him alone-
he's just the meatsack they trot out for the cameras
Posted by: DB


Blame "Dr." Jill Biden. She runs the cabbage.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2022 12:40 PM (VWp7G)

375 The Kyle Shideler!?

Such a namedropper you are

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 25, 2022 12:40 PM (WWEIB)

376 >>>just remember, it's the committee of assholes who run him, not just him alone-
he's just the meatsack they trot out for the cameras

Exactly, I'm tired of people worrying what Biden said. It's what he's told to say, or random dementia comments.

Posted by: Max Power at March 25, 2022 12:40 PM (k7+BO)

377 Joe Biden. The lyingest liar that ever lied a lie.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 25, 2022 12:40 PM (IXZGh)

378 >>>well, there are some things that can't be said here-
shouldn't be said here
Posted by: DB




I'm being serious now

Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 12:40 PM (geLO8)

379 This is the sign to look for:

Your city starts to remove lampposts.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (BFigT)
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Hmmm. Maybe we should look for a city that starts *adding* lampposts...And also starting up a rope factory...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2022 12:40 PM (YIVH2)

380 Also the ever appropriate "three years to flatten the human spirit."

Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 12:40 PM (ZpkZT)

381 *considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:37 PM (dW1m5)

================

Also thinking about long vs cross bows, the 9mm vs .45cal APC and carrots in chili....

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2022 12:41 PM (gmo/4)

382 The corn isn't completely used up in ethanol production After the fermentation process the chaff is dried and used as animal feed. There is still nutritional value to it.

And I've seen the corn they use, I toured an ethanol plant. It's not the stuff people would eat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

True. But it takes up LAND resources that other crops could grow on.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 12:41 PM (w/E6s)

383 Democrats are fools if they think people that their policies forced to flee are going to vote for such vermin.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2022 12:41 PM (zLQXU)

384 It was weird how they were talking about us eating bugs BEFORE covid, isn't it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 25, 2022 12:41 PM (mwsJy)

385 @BillKristol
For all the problems afflicting liberalism now and perhaps always, I'm truly happy to be on the side of Biden against Trump, Zelensky against Putin, Ketanji Brown Jackson against Ted Cruz, and the old defenders and improvers of liberalism against the new Carl Schmitt wannabes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (ptqGC)
++++
He's a leftist, so...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:41 PM (DU+/6)

386 If only there were some way to align the interests of the grifting Ruling Class with the interests of America. You would see a virtual explosion of productivity and prosperity in this country.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 25, 2022 12:41 PM (guGkK)

387 310 This is the sign to look for:

Your city starts to remove lampposts.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (BFigT)

To melt them down to retrieve the metal.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 12:41 PM (ZpkZT)

388 363 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (RkC6l)

"Her" love interest is American Air Combat theorist "Topper Bottoms" the swimsuit model Air University professor who is totally hetero and totally okay with Frank's hang-ups.

Ghost of Keev-Bottom Gun it is.

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2022 12:41 PM (Lzpvj)

389 Hurricanes, tsunamis, earthquakes, wars and rumors of war can step aside and let Joe through.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 25, 2022 12:41 PM (eGTCV)

390 Ukraine has very little to do with food shortages. There is a 100-year drought west of the Mississippi and fuel/fertilizer costs make it impossble for farmers to make a profit.

Communists are good at one thing- mass starvation. FJB.

Posted by: Valiant at March 25, 2022 12:42 PM (3MiF8)

391 368 The corn isn't completely used up in ethanol production After the fermentation process the chaff is dried and used as animal feed. There is still nutritional value to it.

And I've seen the corn they use, I toured an ethanol plant. It's not the stuff people would eat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (UuD2k)

=========

Does it use land that couldn't be used by people corn?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:42 PM (dW1m5)

392 We will all be so hungry that the food thread will literally be about eating thread

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 25, 2022 12:42 PM (WWEIB)

393 And I've seen the corn they use, I toured an ethanol plant. It's not the stuff people would eat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (UuD2k)
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Grind it up and cover it in Cheeto dust. I probably wouldn't notice the difference...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2022 12:42 PM (YIVH2)

394 Gra$$ley and Ern$t should be asked about this. 'oose kidding 'oo?

Isn't ethanol a net loss to produce?

Posted by: micky at March 25, 2022 12:42 PM (3byMq)

395
If the US goes down, the world goes down.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (w/E6s)

And then it's colander face mask time!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 25, 2022 12:42 PM (z5Vrg)

396 Joe Biden is PINO- president in name only

there is a power behind the scenes, probably FLOTUS , the chief of WH staff, & the Kalorama Krowd

collectively, these people are 'the president'


I believe this to be true

Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 12:42 PM (geLO8)

397 That's the 2nd time I've gotten this.

*

Spoilers: It's a compliment.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 25, 2022 12:43 PM (mwsJy)

398 There is NOTHING liberal about Bill Kristol. The man is a charlatan, a knee jerk defender of all the most illiberal ideas and ideals foisted upon mankind by the perverted barbarians of this century whose ripened taints he gleefully huffs for fun and profit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2022 12:43 PM (6FeV1)

399 And then there's this fucker:

@BillKristol

For all the problems afflicting liberalism now and perhaps always, I'm truly happy to be on the side of Biden against Trump, Zelensky against Putin, Ketanji Brown Jackson against Ted Cruz, and the old defenders and improvers of liberalism against the new Carl Schmitt wannabes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (ptqGC)


Dog bites man.

Not news.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 25, 2022 12:43 PM (guGkK)

400 You will die starving in the dark from a disruption in trade including food, pharmaceuticals and basic supplies for utilities like water, sewage, power and heat.
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (Z32m1)


No. I won't die alone.....

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 12:43 PM (axyOa)

401 If my Winter of Doom and Despair didn't afflict you, check out my Spring of Starvation and Suicides!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 25, 2022 12:05 PM (pNxlR)

I'd promote this to the front page.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (ZpkZT)

Seconded.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 12:43 PM (SH2Zi)

402 372 35 If my Winter of Doom and Despair didn't afflict you, check out my Spring of Starvation and Suicides!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 25, 2022 12:05 PM (pNxlR)

I'd promote this to the front page.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (ZpkZT)
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+1 Babylon Bee-worthy.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 25, 2022 12:43 PM (GvumD)

403 385 He's a leftist, so...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:41 PM (DU+/6)

=========

But he ran a flagship conservative magazine for decades! Explain that!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:43 PM (dW1m5)

404 I gotta say...all the prepper stuff I've been spending money on doesn't seem so stupid now...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 25, 2022 12:43 PM (XvPQV)

405 OT:

So...what's the protocol on going to the bathroom in an airport while alone? Do I have to pack up all my shit and take it with me?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:43 PM (dW1m5)

406 This is the sign to look for:

Your city starts to remove lampposts.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (BFigT)

Most cities have a tree or two in a park.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 25, 2022 12:44 PM (MFphb)

407 The whole system was rotten as it was set up to preserve the power for an increasingly incompetent raft of rulers that were keeping a lot of subject kingdoms under their thumbs. 1848 in a way created most of the current nations in Europe today.
The Paris Commune was also the seed for modern Communism

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"Incompetent raft of rulers", Sounds pretty much like today.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 25, 2022 12:44 PM (cMXNt)

408 390 Ukraine has very little to do with food shortages. There is a 100-year drought west of the Mississippi and fuel/fertilizer costs make it impossble for farmers to make a profit.

Communists are good at one thing- mass starvation. FJB.
Posted by: Valiant at March 25, 2022 12:42 PM (3MiF

Not the pre-existing increase in prices no, but they are a meaningful food producer globally. Last year was a bad wheat harvest in the US. This year looks like it may also be bad.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 25, 2022 12:44 PM (z5Vrg)

409 I appreciate your tireless search for links, but if the news reports are to be believed the Ukrainians have killed more Russian generals than Hitler.
Posted by: trev006 at March 25, 2022 12:37 PM (Eqkqm)

================
When Russian media is reporting their deaths, it makes them a tad more believable. And Russia is reporting their deaths about a week later. Noble funeral pageants are good propaganda.

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2022 12:44 PM (Z32m1)

410 boner

CT released from sick ward

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2022 12:44 PM (us2H3)

411 352

Same here. But we could literally have our house sold in less than a day cash money, but we don't want a $500,000 mortgage on a new house.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 25, 2022 12:37 PM (bVYXr)

Ditto. Been looking at land though. God's not making any more of it. something between 5-20 acres for reasons.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2022 12:44 PM (N39Ws)

412 No. I won't die alone.....
Posted by: Diogenes


*fist bump

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 12:44 PM (w/E6s)

413 Maybe this is why Jen Psaki got covid. She wanted nothing to do with this.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 25, 2022 12:45 PM (eGTCV)

414 PS: What kind of wheat does Russia and Ukraine grow? Say, is it winter wheat, that was planted last fall .... so .... its not going to get harvested in July-September?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 25, 2022 12:34 PM (wkC12)


Considering Russia's latitude, I imagine the Russia (and Ukraine) plant spring wheat. Which means that sowing season has just started for them.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 25, 2022 12:45 PM (Fs5vw)

415 OK. Is this an AOS meme?

That's the 2nd time I've gotten this.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (VNGpB)

It could be. Or it is not.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 12:45 PM (SH2Zi)

416 But he ran a flagship conservative magazine for decades! Explain that!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:43 PM (dW1m5)
++++
Fraud and deceit?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:45 PM (DU+/6)

417 So...what's the protocol on going to the bathroom in an airport while alone? Do I have to pack up all my shit and take it with me?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:43 PM (dW1m5)


Just leave it in the toilet like everyone else. They won't let you bring it on the plane anyway.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 25, 2022 12:45 PM (guGkK)

418 boner

CT released from sick ward

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2022 12:44 PM (us2H3)

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The J6 committee is going after Ginni. *seethes* My fear is Judge Thomas may retire to take heat off his wife.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2022 12:45 PM (ptqGC)

419 I expect there will be an "incident" that draws us into WW3.

*

I'm told there are quite a few people on other sites who are speculating that it's the entire reason Joe physically went to Europe.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 25, 2022 12:45 PM (mwsJy)

420 348 From this morning, some Russian commander got fragged by his own troops that survived the fool sending them into a Ukie meat grinder.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:34 PM (s2VJv)

I appreciate your tireless search for links, but if the news reports are to be believed the Ukrainians have killed more Russian generals than Hitler.
Posted by: trev006 at March 25, 2022 12:37 PM (Eqkqm)

________________________

I think it's happening. But, I don't think it's Ukrainians killing most of them. There's a reason that Zelensky opened the door to foreign fighters. Hell, even the French Foreign Legion is in country. I seriously doubt the US doesn't have a team(s) there too.

Posted by: Orson at March 25, 2022 12:45 PM (diTDu)

421 Stock up Horde. Create networks if possible.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 25, 2022 12:37 PM (TGoOk)


This is very good advice.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 12:45 PM (axyOa)

422 416 But he ran a flagship conservative magazine for decades! Explain that!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:43 PM (dW1m5)
++++
Fraud and deceit?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:45 PM (DU+/6)

========

I thought it was that the Republican Party left him?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:45 PM (dW1m5)

423 334 OK. Is this an AOS meme?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (VNGpB)

Yes. It means the person agrees with you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 12:35 PM (Ez6QX)

And best of all is when Ace says it!

Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 12:46 PM (ZpkZT)

424 Just stop using 40 percent of the corn crop for ethanol.

Posted by: OldFert at March 25, 2022 12:46 PM (PvEH8)

425 370 That is the plan, yes.

Posted by: New World Order at March 25, 2022 12:46 PM (8E+wy)

426

Semen is very nutritious!

EAT ME!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at March 25, 2022 12:46 PM (7DYli)

427 382
And I've seen the corn they use, I toured an ethanol plant. It's not the stuff people would eat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

True. But it takes up LAND resources that other crops could grow on.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 12:41 PM

Exactly. If you recall, several years ago, as the ethanol incentives really rose, American farmers switched over to the "fuel" corn, which is not fit for human consumption (generally). Corn prices skyrocketed, leading to riots in Mexico. Good times.

Posted by: Iowa Farm Boy at March 25, 2022 12:46 PM (7E3mr)

428 This brunette in tight clothes hopes her wealthy benefactor remains well-connected:
https://is.gd/Z77iX3
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:29 PM (DU+/6)

There's tight and then there's tight. Damn. Oh, and we guys are going to hell for being heterosexual and having measurable amounts of testosterone.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 12:46 PM (II3Gr)

429 403 385 He's a leftist, so...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:41 PM (DU+/6)

=========

But he ran a flagship conservative magazine for decades! Explain that!

Deep cover?

Posted by: Saxinis Kion at March 25, 2022 12:46 PM (dbdgv)

430 Ukraine is not going to be able to plant much wheat. Russia will be able to plant wheat, but... a large part of the world has banned the purchase of Russian products.

----


Ace made another point about treating Uke as a defacto NATO member...this...and not "weakness"...but an ACTUAL POLICY...is what pushed us into war.

So, good job freaking out and flailing around and not letting a crisis go to waste by politicizing the war domestically to get tucker carlson. We banned Russian products? Oh, no gas or wheat. And we pushed them closer to China? So...who is going to give us money?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 25, 2022 12:47 PM (ZZK0E)

431 General Cornwallis: It's Tavington, damn him. DAMN THAT MAN!

That line makes me laugh every time.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 25, 2022 12:47 PM (44ww/)

432 424 Just stop using 40 percent of the corn crop for ethanol.
Posted by: OldFert at March 25, 2022 12:46 PM (PvEH



Old and busted: Corn Pop

New hotness: Ethanol Pop

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:47 PM (s2VJv)

433
*fist bump
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 12:44 PM (w/E6s)


Back at cha buddy.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 12:47 PM (axyOa)

434 392 We will all be so hungry that the food thread will literally be about eating thread

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 25, 2022 12:42 PM (WWEIB)

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Jonah's final tweet after having lost 300 pounds: "Is cross-stitch a sandwich?"

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 25, 2022 12:47 PM (GvumD)

435 still love that Manny Machado wore a LGB shirt.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 25, 2022 12:47 PM (ZZK0E)

436 You think you've got problems?

Hotels in Venice are now arming guests with water pistols to ward off seagulls

https://bit.ly/3tGZ4pw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 25, 2022 12:47 PM (FVME7)

437 OT:

So...what's the protocol on going to the bathroom in an airport while alone? Do I have to pack up all my shit and take it with me?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:43 PM (dW1m5)


No, why would you?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 12:47 PM (Ez6QX)

438 431 General Cornwallis: It's Tavington, damn him. DAMN THAT MAN!

That line makes me laugh every time.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 25, 2022 12:47 PM (44ww/)


General CornPopWallis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:47 PM (s2VJv)

439 This is the sign to look for:

Your city starts to remove lampposts.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (BFigT)

Most cities have a tree or two in a park.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 25, 2022 12:44 PM (MFphb)


Iran likes to use cranes. (The Islamic fanatics in charge hang a lot of Gay Men. It shows their piety and terrorizes their populace.)

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2022 12:47 PM (Z32m1)

440 The ethanol thing was mostly to soak up excess supply, so ag prices did not crater. (perhaps a response to the ~1980 land price "collapse"? idk) ... and despite 23% of land going to ethanol, subtract out all ethanol corn and farmers still grew more every year.

And a problem with US providing so much "cheap" (at the time, very cheap) grains, is other nations depend on US, and don't prioritize their own production. "The Ugly American" drops in food and Africa becomes dependent on US.

In a sense, same thing when they (for example) donate used shoes to Africa. The African shoemaker can't compete, is put out of business. (a specific story I recall). So this "US must make policy so the world is guaranteed cheap food" is misguided, imo.

The West's dependence on US defense might be an a analogous situation. NATO is weak because we always took up the slack (as long as Joe gets his 10%). (but as usual I must no I am not "pro-ethanol" so much as pro ... defend the small farmer or Gates/China/oligarchs will buy everything, you will own nothing and be happy ... or dead.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2022 12:48 PM (Cus5s)

441 The J6 committee is going after Ginni. *seethes* My fear is Judge Thomas may retire to take heat off his wife.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2022 12:45 PM (ptqGC)is

is it noon there or are you prenoon drinking ?

CT AINT RESIGNING

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2022 12:48 PM (us2H3)

442 437 No, why would you?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 12:47 PM (Ez6QX)

=========

The whole, "if you see unattended baggage, tell someone" thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:48 PM (dW1m5)

443 Luckily I live in an area that can easily produce enough food for itself. But without diesel, there's going to need to be alot more farmers, fisherman, shrimpers, and whatnot then there are now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2022 12:48 PM (UuD2k)

444 No rd, the main reason was a combo of 1) it wasn't in our interests, and especially 2) it was a provocation of Moscow we knew could have consequences. Many corrupt NATO countries - um, Albania? In the glory years of NATO, corruption or form of government were not allowed to interfere with vital interests (Portugal, Turkey).

NATO was expanded frivolously (actually its continued existence was arguably a frivolous policy). Ukraine wasn't included for good reasons. And as ace noted, the worst of all worlds policy was followed, even if casually - no deterrent to Moscow, maximum provocation of Moscow.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2022 12:49 PM (OTzUX)

445 423 334 OK. Is this an AOS meme?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (VNGpB)
Yes. It means the person agrees with you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 12:35 PM (Ez6QX)
And best of all is when Ace says it!

Well I'm glad of that, I to0 think there is a problem of surplus leftists and was beginning to think there was a huge change here @ AOS.

Posted by: Saxinis Kion at March 25, 2022 12:49 PM (dbdgv)

446 You think you've got problems?

Hotels in Venice are now arming guests with water pistols to ward off seagulls

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 25, 2022 12:47 PM (FVME7)

Seagulls: Chicken of the . . . uh . . . sea?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 12:49 PM (SH2Zi)

447 Going out of my way to become more self-sufficient, but I feel like I'm chasing the Sun these days.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 25, 2022 12:49 PM (9KfYY)

448 I appreciate your tireless search for links, but if the news reports are to be believed the Ukrainians have killed more Russian generals than Hitler.

Posted by: trev006
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It's what happens when your comms are insecure and Western intel is helping the Ukrainians in real time.

US during the Revolution used a cruder means of this to take out officers in the British army.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2022 12:49 PM (Iq9dF)

449 So...what's the protocol on going to the bathroom in an airport while alone? Do I have to pack up all my shit and take it with me?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:43 PM (dW1m5)

No, why would you?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 12:47 PM (Ez6QX)

Probably because they constantly harass you on the PA system about not leaving your baggage unattended.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 12:49 PM (II3Gr)

450 Wait until the EBT system goes down because of a 'glitch' for a month or three.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 25, 2022 12:49 PM (1IJnB)

451 OK. Is this an AOS meme?

That's the 2nd time I've gotten this.


You know how Southern ladies say "bless your heart" to mean the opposite? Its like that, with a wink.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 12:49 PM (KZzsI)

452 My mom is originally from a non-English speaking country in Europe, so she watches news programs from her home country.

Shelves are literally empty all over, even in places like Italy, Spain, etc. (i.e., not former USSR block countries).

She's been stocking up on stuff like pasta, dried beans, rice, etc.

Posted by: Venus at March 25, 2022 12:49 PM (YVBLw)

453 This is the sign to look for:

Your city starts to remove lampposts.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2022 12:32 PM (BFigT)

Most cities have a tree or two in a park.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

All I need is a ten story building and roof access.
IYKWIMAIKTYD.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 12:49 PM (w/E6s)

454 is it noon there or are you prenoon drinking ?

CT AINT RESIGNING

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2022 12:48 PM (us2H3)

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His first cousin lives near us and is a good friend. I'll probably know before anyone here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2022 12:49 PM (ptqGC)

455 442 437 No, why would you?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 12:47 PM (Ez6QX)

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The whole, "if you see unattended baggage, tell someone" thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:48 PM (dW1m5)

Also someone could just steal it. Take it with you.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 12:49 PM (ZpkZT)

456 Old and busted: Corn Pop

New hotness: Ethanol Pop

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 12:47 PM (s2VJv)

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"I'm Ethanol Pop ...
I'm a gas! Gas! Gas!"

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 25, 2022 12:49 PM (GvumD)

457 The whole, "if you see unattended baggage, tell someone" thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:48 PM (dW1m5)


That's for the terminal.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 12:50 PM (Ez6QX)

458 I've read Carl Schmitt. I've never read Kristol.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 25, 2022 12:50 PM (44ww/)

459 So...what's the protocol on going to the bathroom in an airport while alone? Do I have to pack up all my shit and take it with me?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:43 PM (dW1m5)
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Airport? Yes. Pack in and pack out lest you be robbed or have your shit confiscated because it was "abandoned" and the airport cops fear it's a bomb.
Airplane? No. Leave your stuff at your seat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 12:50 PM (DU+/6)

460 >>>Gra$$ley and Ern$t should be asked about this. 'oose kidding 'oo?

Isn't ethanol a net loss to produce?
Posted by: micky at March 25, 2022 12:42 PM (3byMq)

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If you want two dem Senators from Iowa, sure, go for it. Nobody is getting elected that doesn't support ethanol in this state.

Posted by: Corners in at March 25, 2022 12:50 PM (CareB)

461 405 If you take a wide stance in the bathroom with luck you can get someone else to pack your shit.

Posted by: Larry Craig at March 25, 2022 12:50 PM (8E+wy)

462 The WH position is food for everybody else but zip, nada, nothing for the US. Seems cromulent.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2022 12:50 PM (lgeFv)

463 450 Wait until the EBT system goes down because of a 'glitch' for a month or three.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 25, 2022 12:49 PM (1IJnB)

Well that would help the demand-side of the food shortage, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2022 12:50 PM (N39Ws)

464 > Exactly, I'm tired of people worrying what Biden said. It's what he's told to say, or random dementia comments.

There's a third category. Things people talked about in front of Biden that are supposed to be secret but Biden's dementia brain can't help but regurgitate out his mouth.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2022 12:50 PM (NahKu)

465 She's been stocking up on stuff like pasta, dried beans, rice, etc.

Posted by: Venus at March 25, 2022 12:49 PM (YVBLw)

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That stuff is poison for any length of time to Type 1 diabetics like my husband. That diet would kill him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2022 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

466 Considering Russia's latitude, I imagine the Russia (and Ukraine) plant spring wheat. Which means that sowing season has just started for them.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 25, 2022 12:45 PM (Fs5vw)


Ukraine plants both winter and summer varieties. But even if the winter wheat is planted and harvested as normal, that doesn't change the fact that the fall harvest is fucked, and anticipation of that is going to screw with prices the rest of the year.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 25, 2022 12:51 PM (wmDcS)

467 Also someone could just steal it. Take it with you.
Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 12:49 PM (ZpkZT)


It's not like they can escape somewhere.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 12:51 PM (Ez6QX)

468 Can you sous vide trannies?

What say Cannibal Bob?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2022 12:51 PM (P3gRi)

469 Hell, even the French Foreign Legion is in country. I seriously doubt the US doesn't have a team(s) there too.
Posted by: Orson at March 25, 2022 12:45 PM (diTDu)

You got a source on the FFL being in Ukraine?
I'm reading just the opposite, where France is preventing FFL members from going into Uke territory.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 25, 2022 12:51 PM (XvPQV)

470
The markets are getting the message -- interest rates are climbing. The Treasury yield curve is now sort of flat from 2Y out.

This is after some Shiti Bank forecast of 3.75% FFR by 2023.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 25, 2022 12:51 PM (Mzdiz)

471 437 OT:
So...what's the protocol on going to the bathroom in an airport while alone? Do I have to pack up all my shit and take it with me?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:43 PM (dW1m5)

No, why would you?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 12:47 PM

Of course you do? You're going into the bathroom to drop off all your shit, right? Wait, if you spill your shit OUTSIDE the bathroom, don't try and pack it back in!!! Just make like Biden and embrace it (figuratively, not literally).

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 25, 2022 12:51 PM (7E3mr)

472 @455
"Also someone could just steal it. Take it with you."

Back in the day I used to get a kick out of Eurotrash riding the subways with the JFK stickers still on their luggage handles. Once in awhile I'd tell them they might as well be wearing a "rob me" sign.

Posted by: Zek at March 25, 2022 12:52 PM (OzNIz)

473 450 Wait until the EBT system goes down because of a 'glitch' for a month or three.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 25, 2022 12:49 PM (1IJnB)

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Long Nikes.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 25, 2022 12:52 PM (GvumD)

474 And I've seen the corn they use, I toured an ethanol plant. It's not the stuff people would eat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (UuD2k)

It is probably feed corn.

Posted by: WiNO at March 25, 2022 12:52 PM (EpDzw)

475 461 405 If you take a wide stance in the bathroom with luck you can get someone else to pack your shit.
Posted by: Larry Craig at March 25, 2022 12:50 PM (8E+wy)

LOL. Thanks for the levity.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 12:52 PM (ZpkZT)

476 CT would rather cut 9 inches off his dick than let Brandon replace him

they hate each other

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2022 12:52 PM (us2H3)

477 The WH position is food for everybody else but zip, nada, nothing for the US. Seems cromulent.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2022 12:50 PM (lgeFv)
***

I caught that as well.
And the term food security. Just WTF does that mean?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 12:52 PM (axyOa)

478 The J6 committee is going after Ginni. *seethes* My fear is Judge Thomas may retire to take heat off his wife.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2022 12:45 PM (ptqGC)

Nah, Judge Thomas is more the type to go scorched earth on the assholes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2022 12:52 PM (d0Qel)

479 Wait until the EBT system goes down because of a 'glitch' for a month or three.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 25, 2022 12:49 PM (1IJnB)

One day is enough to start shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 25, 2022 12:53 PM (kbmaL)

480 Sorry TJM, I just saw you said airPORT. Yes, take your stuff with you. I thought you said airPLANE and thought you were crazy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 12:53 PM (Ez6QX)

481 371

The stuff that comes out of Kristol is as predictable and desirable as what comes out of a dysenteric rectum.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 25, 2022 12:53 PM (VNGpB)

482 I wonder if the unwashed masses will wise up when the shit finally hits the fan in such a way they get spattered with it. A few malcontents here and there bitching about their soy latte being expensive is one thing. Tens of millions of malcontents bitching about being hungry, without electricity, etc. is something else entirely.

We've discussed what the actual catalyst is for revolution here. I think it's getting closer.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2022 12:53 PM (BFigT)

483 So the list of things Brandon has now fucked up includes the bun and everything else in a cheeseburger now.

Posted by: DaveA at March 25, 2022 12:53 PM (FhXTo)

484 The upside to food shortages: it's an easy problem to solve.

Just ask Mikey Bloomberg. Any dolt can grow stuff in the ground!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 25, 2022 12:53 PM (KbCG3)

485 476 Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2022 12:52 PM (us2H3)

Yup Thomas ain't going anywhere, his hate of Joe will keep him alive at least an hour longer than the President.

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2022 12:53 PM (Lzpvj)

486 480 Sorry TJM, I just saw you said airPORT. Yes, take your stuff with you. I thought you said airPLANE and thought you were crazy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 12:53 PM (Ez6QX)

Accountants. Sheesh.
*shaking my head*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 12:53 PM (II3Gr)

487 I risked it. And now I'm dead.

Oh well, serves me right for chugging 20 ounces of water before I went through security.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:54 PM (dW1m5)

488 I'm not sure what US farms do, but European farms do a "corn cob mix" for biofuel, grinding up corn, cob, stalk, roots and all, then fermenting to get ethanol out of it. Remnant solids are used as animal feed, and the non-ethanol liquids or digestate is used as a fertilizer. I think they even capture the reaction gasses and process them into useful products too, including burning off the methane to power the plant. It's all from a different cultivar than feed corn or sweet corn, engineered specifically to yield as much convertible starch as possible for fermentation.

They're not just taking niblets and making corn-likker out of it and tossing the rest in a landfill. It's a fascinating process.

But, like everything, it's the Coercion that sucks. Do it because it's neat. Do it because you can make a profit off it. Do it because you can dupe investors into giving you cash to do it. But for fuck's sakes, don't force ME to do it or pay for it because Mother Gaia will cry if I don't.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2022 12:54 PM (6FeV1)

489 Wait until the EBT system goes down because of a 'glitch' for a month or three.

--

That's the beauty. It won't matter because we're moving into the "There's Nothing on the Store Shelves to Buy" phase of American life.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 25, 2022 12:54 PM (sVtYq)

490 And I've seen the corn they use, I toured an ethanol plant. It's not the stuff people would eat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (UuD2k)


Don't get me started on hot dogs.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 12:54 PM (axyOa)

491 That stuff is poison for any length of time to Type 1 diabetics like my husband. That diet would kill him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2022 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

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Well, you can't stock up on fresh veggies. lol

Her idea is that as long as she's got that stuff, we won't be starving and we can use our wheel barrows full of US dollars for fruits, veggies and meat.

She's literally considering buying a few chickens for the eggs (zoning for where she is, while not rural, allows for up to 5 chickens).

Posted by: Venus at March 25, 2022 12:54 PM (YVBLw)

492 Isn't ethanol a net loss to produce?
Posted by: micky at March 25, 2022 12:42 PM

Only to the US taxpayers. It wouldn't be subsidized otherwise.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 25, 2022 12:54 PM (7E3mr)

493 You got a source on the FFL being in Ukraine?

I have heard that they are -- and have had casualties -- but again, I question everything I hear from this entire debacle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 12:54 PM (KZzsI)

494 So if Progressive inc. Wasn't viciously Malthusian common sense measures would be.

1. Moratorium on all requirements for corn to be refined to ethanol.
2. Make it illegal to blend gasoline with ethanol for for fuels intended for cars that could run on 100% gasoline.

I know I know, ethanol corn is "feed grade" non sweet corn. But even so, that corn can still be human food as corn flakes, corn syrup, corn meal, and corn flour. Stop burning our food supply in cars now. We use enough corn to feed 250 million people for a year in ethanol production. That is completely unethical during a global food shortage.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 25, 2022 12:54 PM (T/vhV)

495 484 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 25, 2022 12:53 PM (KbCG3)

One of the contributing factors to the fall of Rome's Republic was the hubris "anyone can farm."

Well "no" even Cicero in his Pleb phase knew that.

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2022 12:54 PM (Lzpvj)

496 Accountants. Sheesh.
*shaking my head*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 12:53 PM (II3Gr)


I'm going to the eye doctor on Monday.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 12:55 PM (Ez6QX)

497 At some point I understood that the people who disowned Mark Steyn have signaled that he is worth reading while the people who fired him is not.

Know when the NRO cruise blob #7 uses Schmitt as an epithet that it should indicate the opposite.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 25, 2022 12:55 PM (44ww/)

498 484 The upside to food shortages: it's an easy problem to solve.

Just ask Mikey Bloomberg. Any dolt can grow stuff in the ground!

Nah, the upside is less time for the idiots to think about stupid shit.

Posted by: Saxinis Kion at March 25, 2022 12:55 PM (dbdgv)

499

I've got a neighbor I'd like to eat...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at March 25, 2022 12:55 PM (7DYli)

500 I figure the democrats are pushing for a nuclear war just to burn up all of the evidence.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 25, 2022 12:55 PM (5kI0z)

501 bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 25, 2022 12:55 PM (vuisn)

502 I'm going to the eye doctor on Monday.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 12:55 PM (Ez6QX)

LOL

You know I love ya!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 12:55 PM (II3Gr)

503 480 Sorry TJM, I just saw you said airPORT. Yes, take your stuff with you. I thought you said airPLANE and thought you were crazy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 12:53 PM (Ez6QX)

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I didn't. Because I don't follow anyone's rules, not even my own.

I'm not even wearing a mask.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:55 PM (dW1m5)

504 487 I risked it. And now I'm dead.

Oh well, serves me right for chugging 20 ounces of water before I went through security.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:54 PM (dW1m5)

In theory, you could ask somebody who looks trustworthy sitting somewhere in the waiting lounge to watch it.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 12:55 PM (ZpkZT)

505 Governments around the world will be falling, violently, as the populace goes hungry.
.......

Good thing I've got ammo.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2022 12:55 PM (v0R5T)

506 You can store up frozen and pickled vegetables, that's a good source of food for diabetics. Its tough to keep protein for long (although you can jerk or pickle meats). Its good to pack in some grains and nuts, beans etc because small portions are okay for diabetics.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 12:56 PM (KZzsI)

507 You know who WON'T suffer a food shortage?

Congress. Their meals are bought and paid for by the taxpayers suffering a food shortage.

Posted by: Shenanigans at March 25, 2022 12:56 PM (lfv4o)

508 494 Posted by: mikethemoose at March 25, 2022 12:54 PM (T/vhV)

They are Malthusians, they are also sons and daughters of Ehrlich so they are more properly a Malthusian Death Cult who loves self-fulfilling prophecy and they are in charge.

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2022 12:56 PM (Lzpvj)

509 This war sets back the Globalists project. For that alone I'm glad it happened.

Pressure should result in more carbon and nuclear power development. That's good.

And leftists should get a good drubbing in 7 months. That's good too.

And everyone is seeing the bad results of electing Obama both domestically and in foreign policy. Guy was a disaster.

Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2022 12:56 PM (mHhDI)

510 "Incompetent raft of rulers", Sounds pretty much like today.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken
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That system held on until WWI or thereabouts on sheer inertia. It survived the rather stupid Napoleon III, The Crimean War, several wars in the Balkans, friction over colonies such as the status of Morocco, the Russo Japanese War of 1905, and so on. It even survived for a bit after the dismissal of Bismarck. It eventually did not survive the interlocking treaties for security inked shortly after Bismarck's fall from office.

For the most part, the US was a non-entity in all that goings on in Europe and the Spanish American War was a sideshow as Spain internally was creating the conditions for their Civil War.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2022 12:56 PM (Iq9dF)

511 Putin started the border build up invaded because Joey Shitshispants came out publicly in December saying that the US supported Ukraine's entry into NATO. That was the lynch pin that started all of this. Joey trying to keep Ukraine keeping his corruption sunder wraps.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2022 12:56 PM (iDcra)

512 I'm going to the eye doctor on Monday.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 12:55 PM (Ez6QX)

As you get older, your eyesight starts to go.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 12:56 PM (SH2Zi)

513 Don't get me started on hot dogs.
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If you are hungry enough, hot dogs are pretty good.

Posted by: Saxinis Kion at March 25, 2022 12:56 PM (dbdgv)

514 Let's game this out:
If the unwashed masses get frisky over EBTs, general shortages, low food supply etc guess how long it will take for Official Democrats and media to start blaming the wreckers and hoarders i.e. your upper middle class suburbans down the road who are "hoarding all the food" etc.

Will that be enough to divert the mobs away from the gubmint what caused their problems and into more class war -- a class war in which the Leftist Elite scum will then claim to be an "ally"?

So the Left gets its Marxist revolution, kills off the Kulaks and the peasants starve.

Posted by: Zek at March 25, 2022 12:56 PM (OzNIz)

515 "Isn't ethanol a net loss to produce?"

no, but it is less efficient than gas from oil.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2022 12:56 PM (Cus5s)

516 But for fuck's sakes, don't force ME to do it or pay for it because Mother Gaia will cry if I don't.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2022 12:54 PM


HOW DARE YOU?

Posted by: Greta at March 25, 2022 12:56 PM (2qhhY)

517 There's a third category. Things people talked about in front of Biden that are supposed to be secret but Biden's dementia brain can't help but regurgitate out his mouth.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2022 12:50 PM (NahKu)
__________

"We've built the largest voter fraud organization in American history."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8a2g6tTp0

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2022 12:57 PM (YqDXo)

518

A huge plume of smoke could be seen above an oil facility in the Saudi Arabian city of Jeddah on Friday, according to multiple media reports, shortly after Yemen's Houthi group said they would be issuing a statement on a military operation.

A Reuters source said that a Saudi Aramco facility had been hit in an attack, while The Associated Press cited videos of a raging fire at an oil depot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2022 12:57 PM (63Dwl)

519 It's funny. I spent five days in Atlanta to visit work for the first time, and I never actually went into the office.

I met my coworkers/boss at restaurants and Topgolf, but almost no one who actually lives in Atlanta even goes to the office. They barely went even before covid.

Maybe next time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:57 PM (dW1m5)

520 513 Don't get me started on hot dogs.
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If you are hungry enough, hot dogs are pretty good.
Posted by: Saxinis Kion at March 25, 2022 12:56 PM (dbdgv)

A dog is a fine meal.

Posted by: Benjamin Martin at March 25, 2022 12:57 PM (II3Gr)

521 Check out this idiot punching an airline employee in the ATL airport:

https://tinyurl.com/5n886t6v

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2022 12:57 PM (ptqGC)

522 514 Let's game this out:
If the unwashed masses get frisky over EBTs, general shortages, low food supply etc guess how long it will take for Official Democrats and media to start blaming the wreckers and hoarders i.e. your upper middle class suburbans down the road who are "hoarding all the food" etc.

Will that be enough to divert the mobs away from the gubmint what caused their problems and into more class war -- a class war in which the Leftist Elite scum will then claim to be an "ally"?

So the Left gets its Marxist revolution, kills off the Kulaks and the peasants starve.
Posted by: Zek at March 25, 2022 12:56 PM (OzNIz)

See: Ottawa

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 25, 2022 12:57 PM (KbCG3)

523 One of the best rules the British Navy ever came up with is that in the case of rationing food or water because of shortages, the officers were required to ration themselves the same way. By law, subject to court martial. And as far as I can determine, they did it if for no other reason than mutiny.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 12:58 PM (KZzsI)

524 I wonder if the unwashed masses will wise up when the shit finally hits the fan in such a way they get spattered with it. A few malcontents here and there bitching about their soy latte being expensive is one thing. Tens of millions of malcontents bitching about being hungry, without electricity, etc. is something else entirely.

We've discussed what the actual catalyst is for revolution here. I think it's getting closer.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2022 12:53 PM (BFigT)
***

I've studied the concept of revolts over the years. They are as alike as they are different. Just what the tipping point is no one knows, but I think you are right. Its closer now than ever.
America is so diverse that what will cause the "real people" to take to the streets in urban centers will be different from what happens in rural areas. And it requires organization to be effective. That should scare the crap outta politicians.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 12:58 PM (axyOa)

525 But look on the bright side. After the senile pervert and his band of incompetents bumble into a nuclear exchange with Russia the "nuclear winter" will shut down global warming.

As a 29 year old I remember all the fear mongering about nuclear winter which would wipe out people who weren't in the initial blast and radiation kill zones.

I personally don't care if a bunch of 3rd world shitholes exchange their current corrupt governments for new corrupt governments and maybe figure out they should grow some food locally instead of just exporting sharia or letting Chyna ruin vast swaths of land strip mining for minerals to make batteries and shit.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 25, 2022 12:58 PM (3cGpq)

526 The real reason they are going after Clarence Thomas is because he is pushing the court to examine section 230.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 25, 2022 12:58 PM (5kI0z)

527 >>>You know who WON'T suffer a food shortage?

Congress. Their meals are bought and paid for by the taxpayers suffering a food shortage.
Posted by: Shenanigans

Correct. We'll all starve, but what they'll get fat.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2022 12:58 PM (VWp7G)

528 513 Don't get me started on hot dogs.
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If you are hungry enough, hot dogs are pretty good.
Posted by: Saxinis Kion at March 25, 2022 12:56 PM

Hot dogs, chilled dogs, they're all good to eat. No need to be hungry for a treat like that!

Posted by: Barack "No Homo" Obama at March 25, 2022 12:59 PM (7E3mr)

529 If you are hungry enough, hot dogs are pretty good.

If you are hungry enough, bugs are pretty good. Its a matter of desperation and perspective.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 12:59 PM (KZzsI)

530 511 Putin started the border build up invaded because Joey Shitshispants came out publicly in December saying that the US supported Ukraine's entry into NATO. That was the lynch pin that started all of this. Joey trying to keep Ukraine keeping his corruption sunder wraps.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2022 12:56 PM (iDcra)

***************

Plus, Biden lifted Trump's sanctions, killed US oil production and publicly announced "minor incursions" were fine to roll out the red carpet for Putin's invasion.

That cannot be overlooked.

If we are "against Putin/Russia" WTF is the Russian ambassador still leading the negotiations of the Iran deal?

No one seems to answer (or even ask) that.

Posted by: Venus at March 25, 2022 12:59 PM (YVBLw)

531 529 If you are hungry enough, hot dogs are pretty good.

If you are hungry enough, bugs are pretty good. Its a matter of desperation and perspective.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 12:59 PM (KZzsI)

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But Kaboom is another story.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:59 PM (dW1m5)

532 521 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2022 12:57 PM (ptqGC)

Representatives of perceived power are on a tightrope.

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2022 12:59 PM (Lzpvj)

533 521 Check out this idiot punching an airline employee in the ATL airport:

https://tinyurl.com/5n886t6v
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2022 12:57 PM (ptqGC)

TheJamesMadison is/was in the Atlanta airport, I believe.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 12:59 PM (ZpkZT)

534 Hot dog prices have doubled since FJB's cabal seized power.

I can afford it, dunno how many others are suffering worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 25, 2022 12:59 PM (XvPQV)

535 Seagulls: Chicken of the . . . uh . . . sea land fill?

Edited for accuracy.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 25, 2022 12:59 PM (nfrXX)

536 Accountants. Sheesh.
*shaking my head*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

We eat them first.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 25, 2022 01:00 PM (FVME7)

537 I've got a neighbor I'd like to eat...
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(Looks around nervously). Don't forget, I'm still guv'nor!!!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at March 25, 2022 01:00 PM (k4dH2)

538 Sen. Cantwell is busy talking all she knows about semiconductors claiming we need the new intelligence in those chips. Perhaps she could tell us of ohm's law or draw up a truth table or state machine?

SME they ain't.

Posted by: micky at March 25, 2022 01:00 PM (3byMq)

539 Considering Russia's latitude, I imagine the Russia (and Ukraine) plant spring wheat. Which means that sowing season has just started for them.
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USDA says 95% winter wheat in Ukraine, harvest in July and August.
It's already been planted.
The food shortages from this year's crop won't hit until next year ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 25, 2022 01:00 PM (wkC12)

540 533 521 Check out this idiot punching an airline employee in the ATL airport:

https://tinyurl.com/5n886t6v
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2022 12:57 PM (ptqGC)

TheJamesMadison is/was in the Atlanta airport, I believe.
Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 12:59 PM (ZpkZT)

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I can neither confirm nor deny that I was directly involved.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:00 PM (dW1m5)

541 526 The real reason they are going after Clarence Thomas is because he is pushing the court to examine section 230.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 25, 2022 12:58 PM (5kI0z)

Oh, and this is over a bunch of texts? How convenient for the tech guys.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2022 01:00 PM (UuD2k)

542 Correct. We'll all starve, but what they'll get fat.
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I may run out of ammo, but I won't starve.

Posted by: Saxinis Kion at March 25, 2022 01:00 PM (dbdgv)

543 As you get older, your eyesight starts to go.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 12:56 PM (SH2Zi)


Don't act like you weren't wearing reading glasses to see the menu.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 01:01 PM (Ez6QX)

544 You can store up frozen and pickled vegetables, that's a good source of food for diabetics. Its tough to keep protein for long (although you can jerk or pickle meats). Its good to pack in some grains and nuts, beans etc because small portions are okay for diabetics.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 12:56 PM (KZzsI)

You can can meats like beef and pork, salmon tuna (if available), venison, elk, moose, for long-term storage (5-10 years). I leave chicken to the pros. Do it now while shelves aren't bare.

Pressure canner and a good supply of lids are a must. Use the beef in stews/chili. Use the pork in chile verde. Spaghetti meat sauce is another possible long-term canning prospect.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 01:01 PM (SH2Zi)

545 >>>Plus, Biden lifted Trump's sanctions, killed US oil production and publicly announced "minor incursions" were fine to roll out the red carpet for Putin's invasion.

That cannot be overlooked.

If we are "against Putin/Russia" WTF is the Russian ambassador still leading the negotiations of the Iran deal?


But Trump was the Russian stooge. Okay, leftists.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2022 01:01 PM (VWp7G)

546 I can neither confirm nor deny that I was directly involved.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:00 PM (dW1m5)

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Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2022 01:01 PM (ptqGC)

547 As a 29 year old I remember all the fear mongering about nuclear winter which would wipe out people who weren't in the initial blast and radiation kill zones.
________

Nuclear winter was horseshit made up out of whole cloth by Carl Sagan (spit) and other nitwits.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2022 01:01 PM (YqDXo)

548 Out: Recovery Summer.

In: Summer of heat and death.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 25, 2022 01:01 PM (ZPx5P)

549 . . . and left his luggage unattended.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 01:01 PM (ZpkZT)

550 My cousin is a crop farmer and beef producer. He despises ethanol. Hates what it had done to his cost to raise cattle.

Posted by: Corners in at March 25, 2022 01:01 PM (CareB)

551 Correct. We'll all starve, but what they'll get fat.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2022 12:58 PM (VWp7G)

******
Is it mean to point out about 50% of US citizens who are obese can live quite comfortably for a good while on what they have stored?

Posted by: Venus at March 25, 2022 01:01 PM (YVBLw)

552 You know who's going to be hit the hardest in a food shortage? --- Vegans.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 25, 2022 01:01 PM (Fs5vw)

553 So...what's the protocol on going to the bathroom in an airport while alone? Do I have to pack up all my shit and take it with me?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:43 PM (dW1m5)
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Ah. So *you* were camera!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 01:02 PM (DU+/6)

554 Don't get me started on hot dogs.
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If you are hungry enough, hot dogs are pretty good.
Posted by: Saxinis Kion at March 25, 2022 12:56 PM (dbdgv)
........

Plus they last almost as long as Twinkies.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2022 01:02 PM (v0R5T)

555 What really worries me is if the Commander in Thief will have access to all of the ice cream he adores. While people suffer, watch this demented fool be seen on TV enjoying ice cream cones while aimlessly shuffling about.

They. Do. Not. Care.

Posted by: Cheri at March 25, 2022 01:02 PM (oiNtH)

556 No telling what someone tucked into his luggage while he left it unattended.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 01:02 PM (ZpkZT)

557 >>>Is it mean to point out about 50% of US citizens who are obese can live quite comfortably for a good while on what they have stored?
Posted by: Venus


Eh, maybe. They'll be the lucky ones.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2022 01:02 PM (VWp7G)

558 Biden: Gird Your Loins, The World Is About To Experience Food Shortages And Unrest
_____________

The good news: this administration will damage the Democrat brand for a generation.

Also Carter is now officially off the hook for being the worst President in American history.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2022 01:02 PM (YqDXo)

559 Let's game this out:
If the unwashed masses get frisky over EBTs, general shortages, low food supply etc guess how long it will take for Official Democrats and media to start blaming the wreckers and hoarders i.e. your upper middle class suburbans down the road who are "hoarding all the food" etc.

As I've mentioned...a bit of organization and the media can be shut up overnight.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 01:02 PM (axyOa)

560 539
USDA says 95% winter wheat in Ukraine, harvest in July and August.
It's already been planted.
The food shortages from this year's crop won't hit until next year ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 25, 2022 01:00 PM

There's still a lot of work after planting, not to mention harvest and transport after, that a foreign invasion MIGHT impact slightly. I think we can anticipate an abnormally low yield from Ukriane this year.

Posted by: Barack at March 25, 2022 01:02 PM (7E3mr)

561 We don't have food shortages we have a distribution and supplychain problem. When those eggheads in Biden's transportation department get all of those electric 18 wheelers trucking again, it'll be jake, baby!

Convoy!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 25, 2022 01:02 PM (S3EUx)

562 556 No telling what someone tucked into his luggage while he left it unattended.
Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 01:02 PM (ZpkZT)

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Please be a winning lottery ticket...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:02 PM (dW1m5)

563 You know who's going to be hit the hardest in a food shortage? --- Vegans.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 25, 2022 01:01 PM (Fs5vw)
........

The bitching will be epic.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2022 01:03 PM (v0R5T)

564 > Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2022 12:57 PM (YqDXo)

Good example. Another one is when they built a secret bunker under his house/residence and Biden blabbed about it.

https://bit.ly/3wTDLTJ

The dumb fuck doesn't even have the sense of self preservation. If you have a hidey-hole, it's important not to disclose its location.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2022 01:03 PM (NahKu)

565 IIRC, the only reason we even have winter wheat is Ukraines who snuck seeds out with them escaping one of Russias killing sprees

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 25, 2022 01:03 PM (wkC12)

566 In theory, you could ask somebody who looks trustworthy sitting somewhere in the waiting lounge to watch it.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 12:55 PM (ZpkZT)

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Yes, I've done this before.

I'm thinking now though that I may never fly again ...

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 25, 2022 01:03 PM (GvumD)

567 So...what's the protocol on going to the bathroom in an airport while alone? Do I have to pack up all my shit and take it with me?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:43 PM (dW1m5)



Put a large sign on your luggage that says BOMB, then go have a nice relaxing dump. No one will go near your stuff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 01:03 PM (s2VJv)

568 540 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:00 PM (dW1m5)

"I need that fade" obviously a trump voter.

More seriously, this was another case of "urban hijinks."

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2022 01:03 PM (Lzpvj)

569 We've discussed what the actual catalyst is for revolution here. I think it's getting closer.

Nobody ever knows what its going to be, but I agree we feel very close to a serious change in status quo, whether revolution, or a strong man taking over, or a collapse or something. But something is on the horizon and I think everyone can feel it.

Every institution is corrupt and compromised. There is no justice. No one in power can be trusted to do anything but enrich and empower themselves. Our entire system is undermined and broken. This cannot continue for long, and when it comes down the entire world will suffer with us.

We're already seeing signs of civilization receding, like functional illiteracy, a near-total collapse of arts and science, education and culture. Its upon us now, and all the voices for the last 100 years who warned us, from CS Lewis to Malcolm Muggeridge and beyond, everything they predicted is coming true.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 01:03 PM (KZzsI)

570 Don't act like you weren't wearing reading glasses to see the menu.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 01:01 PM (Ez6QX)

Take it from your elders.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 01:03 PM (SH2Zi)

571 Wait until the EBT system goes down because of a 'glitch' for a month or three.

Posted by: Capital Eff

Long Nikes.
Posted by: ShainS


"The Night of the Long Nikes"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 01:03 PM (w/E6s)

572 Please be a winning lottery ticket...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:02 PM (dW1m5)
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It is, but it's for that kind of lottery where the "winners" are killed off as population control.

Bummer luck, dude.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 01:04 PM (DU+/6)

573 Coming Soon! The Fauci Fast. Now backed by Science!

Posted by: Ma Duece at March 25, 2022 01:04 PM (0dmP2)

574 567 Put a large sign on your luggage that says BOMB, then go have a nice relaxing dump. No one will go near your stuff.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 01:03 PM (s2VJv)

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This feels like a Sonny Bono move...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:04 PM (dW1m5)

575 European farms do a "corn cob mix" for biofuel, grinding up corn, cob, stalk, roots and all, then fermenting to get ethanol out of it.
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That reminds me of a story I read this morning. Exxon is expanding a pilot program that uses NG that would normally be flared off to run generators that power mobile bitcoin miners. Other oil companies are starting to do the same, using contractors who pay a fee for the privilege. Sounds like a good idea to use gas that would otherwise go to waste.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 25, 2022 01:04 PM (sWM8x)

576 It pisses me off that the left so easily hides their destructive self serving plans behind a shield of helping the little guy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 25, 2022 01:04 PM (ZPx5P)

577 You're walking somewhere with a buddy. Some roided up nutjob walks up and wants to pick a fight. You tell your buddy "I got your back", then promptly say to the nutjob "Hey, I recognize you! My buddy here fucked your sister! And your mother! At the same time! Hey, guy!" (Lets assume, for the sake of argument, that he actually did. The bounder.)

When the nutjob inevitably curbstomps your buddy while you watch, nobody who then says that you're a basterd of the lowest stripe can credibly be accused of being Pro Nutjob.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2022 01:04 PM (6FeV1)

578 Have they assured us yet that this starvation is only transitory?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 25, 2022 01:04 PM (KbCG3)

579 572 Please be a winning lottery ticket...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:02 PM (dW1m5)
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It is, but it's for that kind of lottery where the "winners" are killed off as population control.

Bummer luck, dude.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 01:04 PM (DU+/6)

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Damn you, Shirley Jackson!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:04 PM (dW1m5)

580 "Nobody ever knows what its going to be, but I agree we feel very close to a serious change in status quo, whether revolution, or a strong man taking over, or a collapse or something. But something is on the horizon and I think everyone can feel it.

Every institution is corrupt and compromised. There is no justice. No one in power can be trusted to do anything but enrich and empower themselves. Our entire system is undermined and broken. This cannot continue for long, and when it comes down the entire world will suffer with us.

We're already seeing signs of civilization receding, like functional illiteracy, a near-total collapse of arts and science, education and culture. Its upon us now, and all the voices for the last 100 years who warned us, from CS Lewis to Malcolm Muggeridge and beyond, everything they predicted is coming true. --Christopher R Taylor"

I wish I disagreed with anything there.

Posted by: Zek at March 25, 2022 01:05 PM (OzNIz)

581 Sen. Cantwell is busy talking all she knows about semiconductors claiming we need the new intelligence in those chips. Perhaps she could tell us of ohm's law or draw up a truth table or state machine?

SME they ain't.
Posted by: micky at March 25, 2022 01:00 PM (3byM
***

She's an idiot. Made a few million in the early tech days and then lost it literally in the tech crash right after she was elected into office. The first fund raiser thrown for he was by Teddy Kennedy. You can guess how she paid for that. Complete skank.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 01:05 PM (axyOa)

582 Nobody ever knows what its going to be, but I agree we feel very close to a serious change in status quo, whether revolution, or a strong man taking over, or a collapse or something. But something is on the horizon and I think everyone can feel it. ...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 01:03 PM (KZzsI)
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I have no clue what the trigger will be, other than being confident that it will be unexpected. It is usually unexpected. But everything feels pretty damned wrong, and a lot of people feel that way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 01:05 PM (DU+/6)

583 I left the window open and now I've got no-see-ums biting me.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 01:05 PM (ZpkZT)

584 How can we have a food shortage when we let so many Honduran tortilla vendors into the country?

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2022 01:05 PM (v0R5T)

585 I suppose it would be too much to ask that we stop converting corn to ethanol for a couple of years.

Posted by: Troubled at March 25, 2022 01:05 PM (I5p3q)

586 Is it mean to point out about 50% of US citizens who are obese can live quite comfortably for a good while on what they have stored?

Oddly, obese people are often the first to die in a famine. Something about the fat not being quickly accessible and stress on their bodies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 01:05 PM (KZzsI)

587 525 But look on the bright side. After the senile pervert and his band of incompetents bumble into a nuclear exchange with Russia the "nuclear winter" will shut down global warming.
___________

It'll probably take more than nuclear winter to shut down that grift. Too many people making too much money off of it.

They may have to change the name, but it'll still be around in some form. Maybe they'll bring back the '70's "we're all gonna freeze to death unless you send money now!" headlines.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 25, 2022 01:06 PM (k4dH2)

588 551 Correct. We'll all starve, but what they'll get fat.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2022 12:58 PM (VWp7G)

******
Is it mean to point out about 50% of US citizens who are obese can live quite comfortably for a good while on what they have stored?
Posted by: Venus at March 25, 2022 01:01 PM

You anti-science bigots kept downplaying COVID deaths with your fake news "comorbidities" talk, we come up with a solution for the obesity you assholes kept talking about (ignoring body positivity science), and THIS is the thanks we get?

Posted by: Branch Covidians In Power at March 25, 2022 01:06 PM (7E3mr)

589 Vatican Russian consecration coverage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4AW-0fmaZk

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 25, 2022 01:06 PM (1IJnB)

590 Bullshit. The world has no shortage of food, and Ukraine wheat is not the driver of that number.

The US produces so much more than it can use, Canada grows wheat by the shit-ton, even China produces more food than it can use, and that's a lot.

The issue is how the food gets to the people, and Biden has already shown he cannot even make that happen by getting his ass out of the way.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 25, 2022 01:06 PM (eKvjl)

591 By law, subject to court martial. And as far as I can determine, they did it if for no other reason than mutiny.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 12:58 PM (KZzsI)


Possibly a reform from the Spithead and Noire mutiny in the British Navy

Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2022 01:06 PM (xhaym)

592 We're already seeing signs of civilization receding, like functional illiteracy, a near-total collapse of arts and science, education and culture. Its upon us now, and all the voices for the last 100 years who warned us, from CS Lewis to Malcolm Muggeridge and beyond, everything they predicted is coming true. --Christopher R Taylor"
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It's undeniably true. I try not to think about it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 25, 2022 01:06 PM (sWM8x)

593 Inspired by Hollywood -- the Matt Damon movie "The Martian" -- I am planting a boat-load of potatoes.

Posted by: Pouncer at March 25, 2022 01:06 PM (D3P9d)

594 Put a large sign on your luggage that says BOMB, then go have a nice relaxing dump. No one will go near your stuff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 01:03 PM (s2VJv)

lol

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 01:06 PM (SH2Zi)

595 Keystone canned meats are good, if you can't can up your own product. Dehydrated veggies are easy to do.

Grains and beans keep the longest and will be the best thing to get through hard times. But if you can't eat them, then you need to look for what you can store. Find out what your comfort level is. And make sure that you try the things that you buy. I found that some of the items I bought just didn't get eaten. The dogs found them tasty.

Learn how to can. Get a dehydrator and learn how to use it. experiment with growing some food. Let's hope we dont' need those skills.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 25, 2022 01:07 PM (5HBd1)

596 593 Inspired by Hollywood -- the Matt Damon movie "The Martian" -- I am planting a boat-load of potatoes.
Posted by: Pouncer at March 25, 2022 01:06 PM (D3P9d)

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Shit load would be more appropriate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:07 PM (dW1m5)

597 Russia says it isn't even trying to get into the major cities, so stop saying they are getting their asses kicked.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 25, 2022 01:07 PM (ZPx5P)

598 586 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 01:05 PM (KZzsI)

Depends on our good friend "comorbidities."

I will not be dying, I lost through diet and exercise 75 pounds safely.

There are metabolic costs, and it is a stress on the system-so is starving with no margin of error in fat.

People with athletic builds will be devouring muscle, eyeballs, and liver tissue within 3 weeks.

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2022 01:07 PM (Lzpvj)

599 As you get older, your eyesight starts to go.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur

I saw an eye doc speak of new treatment for "floaters". Pineapple. Miracle ingredient is thought to be bromelain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 25, 2022 01:08 PM (FVME7)

600 I suggest anyone worried about a food shortage should go read the gardening thread and then get busy.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 25, 2022 01:08 PM (eKvjl)

601 Product endorsement:

I ordered some King Harv coffee. Not cheap, but the quality is high.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2022 01:08 PM (KFhLj)

602 Oddly, obese people are often the first to die in a famine. Something about the fat not being quickly accessible and stress on their bodies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Those are people like TrigglyPuff.

For those of us that are comfortably chunky, we'll do fine.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 01:08 PM (w/E6s)

603 I saw an eye doc speak of new treatment for "floaters". Pineapple. Miracle ingredient is thought to be bromelain.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 25, 2022 01:08 PM (FVME7)
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Bromelain is often co-packaged with Quercetin supplements.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 01:08 PM (DU+/6)

604 Last year, we bought a 3-month supply of emergency food (storage up to 25 years) from My Patriot Supply for $600.

Checked a couple weeks ago, and same bundle was now going for $900.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 25, 2022 01:09 PM (GvumD)

605 But something is on the horizon and I think everyone can feel it.

Not everyone. Aside from gas and food prices hitting them upside the head, I know people who truly think that nothing nefarious is in the works. Blows my mind.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2022 01:09 PM (Xrfse)

606 584 How can we have a food shortage when we let so many Honduran tortilla vendors into the country?
____________

We'll be letting in a lot more if there are significant food shortages worldwide, because the lefty line will be that it's cruel and inhuman and raaaaaaacist (of course) not to allow into the U.S. every third worlder who wants in, because otherwise they'll starve!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 25, 2022 01:09 PM (k4dH2)

607 "We use enough corn to feed 250 million people for a year in ethanol production. That is completely unethical during a global food shortage." Posted by: mikethemoose

Sure, or just quit feeding corn to beef, force USA to go vegan .... eat More Chiken. Maybe that is their intent, like selling the vax, Gates is probably ready to roll out his algae beef, now with more bugs.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2022 01:09 PM (Cus5s)

608 You right wingers and your conspiracy theories... if this is a deliberate Democrat plan... I'll eat my hat!

Wait... I was gonna do that anyways. Mmmmm. Fedora.

Posted by: Cenk Uglor at March 25, 2022 01:09 PM (dRsJf)

609 Learn how to can. Get a dehydrator and learn how to use it. experiment with growing some food. Let's hope we dont' need those skills.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 25, 2022 01:07 PM (5HBd1)


This a thousand times, and ten thousand times for the last.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2022 01:09 PM (xhaym)

610 594 Put a large sign on your luggage that says BOMB, then go have a nice relaxing dump. No one will go near your stuff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2022 01:03 PM (s2VJv)

lol
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 01:06 PM (SH2Zi)

Not funny.

Posted by: Brian Owen McAllister-Bosley at March 25, 2022 01:09 PM (6FeV1)

611 You want art? You get lgbtq
You want literature? You get lgbtq
You want science? You get lgbtq

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 25, 2022 01:09 PM (ZPx5P)

612 If it's harvested in July and August, then it's spring wheat. If it's harvested in May through the first week of July, then it's winter wheat.

I've harvested enough wheat in my life that I know this.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 25, 2022 01:09 PM (Fs5vw)

613 When will people become to stressed to worry about pronouns?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 25, 2022 01:09 PM (eGTCV)

614 Keystone canned meats are good, if you can't can up your own product. Dehydrated veggies are easy to do.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 25, 2022 01:07 PM (5HBd1)

I tried the ground beef. It is not bad.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 01:09 PM (SH2Zi)

615 First they'll give each of us a $100 voucher for gas. Then some more. Then, eventually, you'll only be allowed to buy gas with a government issued voucher. And then... no more vouchers for you.

Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2022 01:10 PM (5Wqob)

616 602 Oddly, obese people are often the first to die in a famine. Something about the fat not being quickly accessible and stress on their bodies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Those are people like TrigglyPuff.

For those of us that are comfortably chunky, we'll do fine.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 01:08 PM (w/E6s)

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The GAINZZZZ threads are gonna be Lit AF!

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 25, 2022 01:10 PM (GvumD)

617 That reminds me of a story I read this morning. Exxon is expanding a pilot program that uses NG that would normally be flared off to run generators that power mobile bitcoin miners. Other oil companies are starting to do the same, using contractors who pay a fee for the privilege. Sounds like a good idea to use gas that would otherwise go to waste.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 25, 2022 01:04 PM (sWM8x)

It's also nonsense for PR purposes. The only gas that is flared off is from uncontrolled pressure swings. Bitcoin mining will not prevent uncontrolled pressure swings.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2022 01:10 PM (UuD2k)

618 Inspired by Hollywood -- the Matt Damon movie "The Martian" -- I am planting a boat-load of potatoes.
Posted by: Pouncer at March 25, 2022 01:06 PM (D3P9d)


Contact Insom...apparently he is carrying his shit in his baggage. You'll need it for fertilizer.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 01:10 PM (axyOa)

619 605 But something is on the horizon and I think everyone can feel it.

Not everyone. Aside from gas and food prices hitting them upside the head, I know people who truly think that nothing nefarious is in the works. Blows my mind.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2022 01:09 PM (Xrfse)

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I think things are bad and not getting better, but I also think that the media is in the business of selling FEAR.

I'm far from panic. I'm more at "cautious concern".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:10 PM (dW1m5)

620 Is the GAINZZZ thread today?

Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 01:10 PM (ZpkZT)

621 The Anit Christ, War, Pestilence and Death. Enjoy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 25, 2022 01:11 PM (fWTJL)

622 Teach kids the ABCs in kindergarten? No. You get proper use of dildoes for transgender anal sex.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 25, 2022 01:11 PM (ZPx5P)

623 btw, feeding corn to cows gives us nice beef, but 90% of the calories are lost in the process. Maybe less if they are mostly grazed cows, like around here. But the bigger producers feed more grain, I think.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2022 01:11 PM (Cus5s)

624 Comrades, too many of you are fat!
Fat fat fatties!
Shut up and eat your bugs!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 25, 2022 01:11 PM (53piZ)

625 Is Shit-ton larger than Fuck-ton? Asking for an accountant friend.

Posted by: Saxinis Kion at March 25, 2022 01:11 PM (dbdgv)

626 602 Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 01:08 PM (w/E6s)

People like Trigglypuff get eaten by the athletes looking to survive....

people that are still athletic enough with fat outlive the athlete

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2022 01:11 PM (Lzpvj)

627 The dumb fuck doesn't even have the sense of self preservation. If you have a hidey-hole, it's important not to disclose its location.
Posted by: bonhomme

I just had a memory of them taking a disheveled Saddam Hussein out of his spider hole. Would like to see a confused and disheveled Biden being hauled out of one.

Posted by: Cheri at March 25, 2022 01:12 PM (oiNtH)

628 615 First they'll give each of us a $100 voucher for gas. Then some more. Then, eventually, you'll only be allowed to buy gas with a government issued voucher. And then... no more vouchers for you.

Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2022 01:10 PM (5Wqob)

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Whites will only be allowed to purchase gas on Wednesdays.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 25, 2022 01:12 PM (GvumD)

629 478
'Judge Thomas is more the type to go scorched earth on the assholes'
He's spent the last 30 years showing his 'gratitude' for the confirmation hearing.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 25, 2022 01:12 PM (VNGpB)

630 616 602 Oddly, obese people are often the first to die in a famine. Something about the fat not being quickly accessible and stress on their bodies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Those are people like TrigglyPuff.

For those of us that are comfortably chunky, we'll do fine.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 01:08 PM (w/E6s)
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The GAINZZZZ threads are gonna be Lit AF!
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 25, 2022 01:10 PM (GvumD)
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When you are 235 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal, one does not worry about famine.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 01:12 PM (axyOa)

631 People with athletic builds will be devouring muscle, eyeballs, and liver tissue within 3 weeks.

Yeah, it takes a lot of energy and food to keep that big cut body. People with a runner's physique deal with hardship the best, although often they have a huge appetite as well.

God willing, this nation will see a revival of truth and virtue, a reformation of our churches and institutions, and a turn to God. But for now at least, God seems fine with letting us stew in the juices of our own making, justly declaring us deserving of this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 01:12 PM (KZzsI)

632 Let's also invite millions of illegal aliens into our own country to eat the food we're sending to foreign countries.

Posted by: huerfano at March 25, 2022 01:12 PM (MzKgG)

633 Another "historic first". First American President to Preside During a Famine.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 25, 2022 01:13 PM (OHFvg)

634 Bullshit. The world has no shortage of food, and Ukraine wheat is not the driver of that number.

The US produces so much more than it can use, Canada grows wheat by the shit-ton, even China produces more food than it can use, and that's a lot.

The issue is how the food gets to the people, and Biden has already shown he cannot even make that happen by getting his ass out of the way.
Posted by: tcn in AK


Without fertilizer, those quantities don't grow. Without oil production, fertilizer isn't produced.

Don't go by past numbers.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 01:13 PM (w/E6s)

635 >>People like Trigglypuff get eaten by the athletes looking to survive....

nah, she's all fat and gristle

Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 01:13 PM (geLO8)

636 Y'know... this might be a good time for American farmers (are there any left?) to stop planting corn in order to make a shittier form of gasoline (ethanol) and start planting crops that can actually be eaten. What a revolutionary idea!

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at March 25, 2022 01:13 PM (gS3OW)

637
Contact Insom...apparently he is carrying his shit in his baggage. You'll need it for fertilizer.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 01:10 PM (axyOa)

Uh, what?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 01:13 PM (II3Gr)

638 604 Last year, we bought a 3-month supply of emergency food (storage up to 25 years) from My Patriot Supply for $600.

Checked a couple weeks ago, and same bundle was now going for $900.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 25, 2022 01:09 PM

That's because they're greedy corporations artificially raising they're prices to increase profits while blaming our wonderful president!

Posted by: President Brandon Apologist at March 25, 2022 01:13 PM (qlsmH)

639 Anyhow, here's something on a lighter note than predictions of pale horses

https://tinyurl.com/ykejxb6m

Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2022 01:13 PM (xhaym)

640 Yeah, it takes a lot of energy and food to keep that big cut body. People with a runner's physique deal with hardship the best, although often they have a huge appetite as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 01:12 PM (KZzsI)

Enter the Sloth.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2022 01:14 PM (UuD2k)

641 First they'll give each of us a $100 voucher for gas. Then some more. Then, eventually, you'll only be allowed to buy gas with a government issued voucher. And then... no more vouchers for you.
Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2022 01:10 PM (5Wqob)
........

Funny how that works.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2022 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

642 We'll be letting in a lot more if there are significant food shortages worldwide, because the lefty line will be that it's cruel and inhuman and raaaaaaacist (of course) not to allow into the U.S. every third worlder who wants in, because otherwise they'll starve!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB
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Don't count on it. Dominic Cummings has a good reminder that people including leaders are not rational in certain situations and in a panic, stampede unpredictably like cattle.

Attitudes can change overnight when personal costs are involved. It is the strays outside of the herd that get picked off, not the herd itself.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2022 01:14 PM (Iq9dF)

643 Let's also invite millions of illegal aliens into our own country to eat the food we're sending to foreign countries.
Posted by: huerfano at March 25, 2022 01:12 PM (MzKgG)

If you are willing to starve to feed starving Africans and give 10% for grift, you are an immoral person.

BTW, why can't Africa feed itself? It is bigger than North America.

Posted by: WiNO at March 25, 2022 01:14 PM (EpDzw)

644 633 Another "historic first". First American President to Preside During a Famine.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 25, 2022 01:13 PM (OHFvg)

FDR?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2022 01:14 PM (6FeV1)

645 Inspired by Hollywood -- the Matt Damon movie "The Martian" -- I am planting a boat-load of potatoes.
Posted by: Pouncer at March 25, 2022 01:06 PM (D3P9d)

I am also planting potatoes, though not because of Matt Damon.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 25, 2022 01:14 PM (XvPQV)

646 I just had a memory of them taking a disheveled Saddam Hussein out of his spider hole. Would like to see a confused and disheveled Biden being hauled out of one.
Posted by: Cheri


Biden gets that look when taken out of the living room.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 01:14 PM (w/E6s)

647 >>People like Trigglypuff get eaten by the athletes looking to survive rendered for heating and lighting ....



Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 01:15 PM (SH2Zi)

648 I am tired of "oh we are starving people with ethanol"

Get back to me when cities are not sucking up water for their super wide green medians and allow people to have gardens instead of forcing the waste of soil and water on lawns.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 25, 2022 01:15 PM (3cGpq)

649 634 Bullshit. The world has no shortage of food, and Ukraine wheat is not the driver of that number.
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This is true. But for countries like Egypt Ukraine is their lifeline.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 25, 2022 01:15 PM (fWTJL)

650 Only allowed to purchase gas on Wednesdays? Lord Humongous laughs.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 25, 2022 01:15 PM (oWBc3)

651 The US produces so much more than it can use, Canada grows wheat by the shit-ton, even China produces more food than it can use, and that's a lot.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 25, 2022 01:06 PM (eKvjl)

China doesn't produce more food than it can use, they're a net food importer and they consider their food supply a major strategic issue.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 25, 2022 01:15 PM (z5Vrg)

652 BTW, why can't Africa feed itself? It is bigger than North America.
Posted by: WiNO at March 25, 2022 01:14 PM (EpDzw)

and 75% of it is jungle, mountain or desert.

(I made up "75%". But it's a lot.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2022 01:15 PM (6FeV1)

653 Tag fail

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 01:15 PM (SH2Zi)

654
I just had a memory of them taking a disheveled Saddam Hussein out of his spider hole. Would like to see a confused and disheveled Biden being hauled out of one.
Posted by: Cheri at March 25, 2022 01:12 PM (oiNtH)


We see that every time he leaves his Delaware fake oval office.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 25, 2022 01:15 PM (Fs5vw)

655 The media has been front and center in selling us *biden and the junta as saviors from Trump. Things go to shit they might want to rethink that model. I would expect quite a few to pivot 180 and pretend they "were always on our side."

I don't think that will save them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2022 01:15 PM (BFigT)

656 I don't want money, give me a Cheeseburger!

Posted by: Robber at a Fast Food Store circa 2023 at March 25, 2022 01:16 PM (eRVYd)

657 BTW, why can't Africa feed itself? It is bigger than North America.
Posted by: WiNO


The lions, tigers & bears, oh my, have a lot to say about that.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 01:16 PM (w/E6s)

658 The globalists didn't kill enough peasants with the China virus, those damn foreign countries kept giving out cheap Ivermectin, spoiled their plans.

So now they going with mass famine ... but no new drilling in USA, buy an electric car and 50 solar panels (or just die, peasant)

Electricity prices will necessarily skyrocket ... (nations prosper with cheap fuel, when that breaks, they get recession/depression) ... It seems like their is a globalist agenda ... DC serves them, we are their enemy. They will pry your guns and your religion from your cold dead hands, you clingers.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2022 01:16 PM (Cus5s)

659 >>BTW, why can't Africa feed itself? It is bigger than North America.


Sam Kinison had the answer

https://tinyurl.com/3c5ky9w6

Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 01:16 PM (geLO8)

660 But Trump was the Russian stooge. Okay, leftists.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March

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you see, this is the bigger problem. The democrats care about ukraine because they want to bash republicans domestically. They want to get Tucker, DeSantis, and Trump. That's the lens they see this through.

obviously, flailing around and overreacting so much so that we lost russian wheat and gas...and our companies just *poof* left russia with 900 empty McDonalds for the Ruskies to take over...sure that's great job, folks.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 25, 2022 01:16 PM (ZZK0E)

661 657 BTW, why can't Africa feed itself? It is bigger than North America.
Posted by: WiNO


The lions, tigers & bears, oh my, have a lot to say about that.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 01:16 PM (w/E6s)

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Man has civilized nature for millennia. It seems to be a lack of will to do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:17 PM (dW1m5)

662 If you are willing to starve to feed starving Africans and give 10% for grift, you are an immoral person.

BTW, why can't Africa feed itself? It is bigger than North America.
Posted by: WiNO at March 25, 2022 01:14 PM (EpDzw)

Well it's not simply a matter of size, but Africa could theoretically feed itself. Africa has some regions that are great farmland, some are terrible. Zimbabwe has pretty good farmland for instance, they used to be known as the breadbasket of Africa.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 25, 2022 01:17 PM (z5Vrg)

663 652 BTW, why can't Africa feed itself? It is bigger than North America.
Posted by: WiNO at March 25, 2022 01:14 PM (EpDzw)

and 75% of it is jungle, mountain or desert.

(I made up "75%". But it's a lot.)
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Not enough white farmers is the problem. Subsistence agriculture doesn't feed large cities.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 25, 2022 01:17 PM (fWTJL)

664 I'm on board with "ethanol sucks, it is hard on small engines" but "it is causing hunger in 3rd world shitholes" rings false. Tell the 3rd world shitholes to stop policies that cripple their own food production.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 25, 2022 01:17 PM (3cGpq)

665 Sam Kinison had the answer

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well, Tim Riggins has the other answer: Africa has fucking communists doing what communists do best: Mass Starvation.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 25, 2022 01:17 PM (ZZK0E)

666 As Jeremy Renner's character in Wind River said, "luck don't live out here, it lives in the city - wolves don't kill unlucky deer, they kill the weak ones."

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 25, 2022 01:17 PM (oWBc3)

667 I'm far from panic. I'm more at "cautious concern".

No panic here, either. Ironically, the people I spoke of are the ones most susceptible to panic. Most of them freaked out totally on the coof. Go figure.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2022 01:17 PM (Xrfse)

668 Gardening when it counts by Steve Solomon
David the Good has one called Grow or Die. He has some good stuff, including one on growing tobacco.

Get some grow bags if you don't have garden space. Grow some lettuce, maybe a few potatoes. Plant some herbs. Play around with it while you have the leisure to do so. If you don't need those skills, it's okay. But now is the time to practice.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 25, 2022 01:17 PM (5HBd1)

669 664 I'm on board with "ethanol sucks, it is hard on small engines" but "it is causing hunger in 3rd world shitholes" rings false. Tell the 3rd world shitholes to stop policies that cripple their own food production.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 25, 2022 01:17 PM (3cGpq)

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I oppose ethanol because it is a grift.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:18 PM (dW1m5)

670 Zimbabwe has pretty good farmland for instance, they used to be known as the breadbasket of Africa.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 25, 2022 01:17 PM (z5Vrg)
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And look what happened to it when Mugabe took over...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2022 01:18 PM (YIVH2)

671 You all better get right with the skanky things you did for a Klondike bar. You'll need those skills for gas, rice and beans.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2022 01:18 PM (N39Ws)

672 667 I'm far from panic. I'm more at "cautious concern".

No panic here, either. Ironically, the people I spoke of are the ones most susceptible to panic. Most of them freaked out totally on the coof. Go figure.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2022 01:17 PM (Xrfse)

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Because they are lemmings who get their directions from the media. The media isn't playing up inflation and any kind of food shortages now, so to them these things don't exist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:19 PM (dW1m5)

673 90 years ago my grandfather had to literally eat crow because an incompetent overconfident Democrat administration was in the White house.

Looks like history may repeat itself.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 25, 2022 01:19 PM (BJKQV)

674 Not enough white farmers is the problem. Subsistence agriculture doesn't feed large cities.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 25, 2022 01:17 PM (fWTJL)

not enough mechanized farmers. A handful of modern farms with combine harvesters and seed drills and irrigation in the veldt would transform Africa more than any stupid bullshit concert or college kids mailing over a handful of goats and pigs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2022 01:19 PM (6FeV1)

675 Sam Kinison had the answer

https://tinyurl.com/3c5ky9w6
Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 01:16 PM (geLO


Damn he was funny!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 01:19 PM (axyOa)

676 670 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2022 01:18 PM (YIVH2)

Look at it?

I jerk off to it.

//Ogabe

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2022 01:19 PM (Lzpvj)

677 You can get vitamin C from pine needles...if you don't burn all the trees first.

Posted by: BignJames at March 25, 2022 01:19 PM (AwYPR)

678 I oppose ethanol because it is a grift.
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Its a grift that keeps IA GOP, though.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 25, 2022 01:19 PM (fWTJL)

679 BTW, why can't Africa feed itself? It is bigger than North America.


Sam Kinison had the answer

https://tinyurl.com/3c5ky9w6
Posted by: DB

Move to where the food is. We have deserts in America. WE JUST DON'T LIVE IN THEM.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHH!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 01:19 PM (w/E6s)

680 >>. I would expect quite a few to pivot 180 and pretend they "were always on our side."


nehhhhhhver happen

Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 01:19 PM (geLO8)

681 Vatican Russian consecration coverage.

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Oh lord, what is that demon doing now?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 25, 2022 01:19 PM (ZZK0E)

682 "The lions, tigers & bears, oh my, have a lot to say about that."

but mostly tribal warfare. Obama's (alleged) half brother told Dinesh ... he wishes the Brits had stayed longer, looking at the advances of S Africa versus the tribal killing in Kenya. But Mandela "fixed" that ... fixing to kill off the Boers and destroy farming Zimbabwe style.

But yes, we must feed the world for free or cheap, priority numero uno.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2022 01:19 PM (Cus5s)

683 why can't Africa feed itself? It is bigger than North America.

It could, easily. Before colonization, it did. There's a real problem there of a lack of ambition for one thing, and for another a serious tendency toward dictatorships by a strong man who takes everything for themselves, does nothing to set up and encourage business and farming, and rob their people.

And, there's a certain resistance to "western" style behavior like crop farming and management of resources. Then again, there's at least some who are simply disinterested in the work it would take to maintain this kind of thing. In South Africa and Zimbabwe, places like that, the governments took the farms away from white farmers and gave them to cronies of the big boss man and his party.

But the cronies were criminal scum who didn't care for working a farm, and after a few years ended up selling the farms back to the old farmers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 01:20 PM (KZzsI)

684 Tag fail

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 25, 2022 01:15 PM (SH2Zi)

I read that as "fag tail".

Posted by: Sweet Barry at March 25, 2022 01:20 PM (wBpKf)

685 not enough mechanized farmers. A handful of modern farms with combine harvesters and seed drills and irrigation in the veldt would transform Africa more than any stupid bullshit concert or college kids mailing over a handful of goats and pigs.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2022 01:19 PM (6FeV1)
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But all that requires the Western (read "white") mindset to accomplish.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2022 01:20 PM (YIVH2)

686 678 I oppose ethanol because it is a grift.
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Its a grift that keeps IA GOP, though.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 25, 2022 01:19 PM (fWTJL)

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Maybe they should find better ways to improve the lives and liberties of the people of Iowa.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:20 PM (dW1m5)

687 Didn't our very own Supreme Court nullify the Constitution over growing wheat?

Like hell you peasants can be allowed to grow food on your land without our permission!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 25, 2022 01:20 PM (wkC12)

688 674 Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2022 01:19 PM (6FeV1)

Well see Africans have this hobby of killing the farmers who can make it work.

Strange but true, they do not view a fed populace as being needed.

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2022 01:20 PM (Lzpvj)

689 No, really, if that was a joke I don't get it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 01:20 PM (II3Gr)

690 not enough mechanized farmers. A handful of modern farms with combine harvesters and seed drills and irrigation in the veldt would transform Africa more than any stupid bullshit concert or college kids mailing over a handful of goats and pigs.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


You need diesel for that to happen. Battery power won't cut it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 01:20 PM (w/E6s)

691 674 Not enough white farmers is the problem. Subsistence agriculture doesn't feed large cities.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 25, 2022 01:17 PM (fWTJL)

not enough mechanized farmers. A handful of modern farms with combine harvesters and seed drills and irrigation in the veldt would transform Africa more than any stupid bullshit concert or college kids mailing over a handful of goats and pigs.
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I know. But this means white farmers who can do math. It used to be called Rhodesia. It now produces dirt cookies.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 25, 2022 01:20 PM (fWTJL)

692 559 Let's game this out:
If the unwashed masses get frisky over EBTs, general shortages, low food supply etc guess how long it will take for Official Democrats and media to start blaming the wreckers and hoarders i.e. your upper middle class suburbans down the road who are "hoarding all the food" etc.

As I've mentioned...a bit of organization and the media can be shut up overnight.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 01:02 PM (axyOa)

Those who have warned people to leave the cities appear to be prophets. If anyone has ever been in an area beset by food shortages/famine (I have been), you realize violence is only one component. The secondary effects--eating tainted/dodgy food and getting poisoned, for example--also take a huge toll.

Gaming it out for here, there will be attempts to maraud for food in the hinterlands and bring it for consumption to the cities by those deemed worthy. You know, like the early USSR. Different people, same game.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 25, 2022 01:21 PM (nMx88)

693 The Arabs are growing farms in the middle of deserts.

Africa can't feed itself because it chooses not to.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:21 PM (dW1m5)

694 I'm on board with "ethanol sucks, it is hard on small engines" but "it is causing hunger in 3rd world shitholes" rings false.

Yeah I agree. We're not having food shortages because farmers are being paid to turn their corn crop into fuel. its stupid and wrong, but that's not what is causing us to lack food.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 01:21 PM (KZzsI)

695 >>. I would expect quite a few to pivot 180 and pretend they "were always on our side."

Surely people's memory of who were the Brandon/Dem supporters isn't that short. Those need to be made to suffer first and most. Just look for the BLM and the "Hate has no home here" signs.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2022 01:21 PM (N39Ws)

696 And I've seen the corn they use, I toured an ethanol plant. It's not the stuff people would eat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (UuD2k)

But land that will grow ethanol corn can grow table corn just as well. Or milling corn.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2022 01:21 PM (P3gRi)

697 >>>eat More Chiken

What exactly do you think chicken feed is made from? Beef usually only finishes on corn. Chickens eat it their entire life.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 25, 2022 01:21 PM (T/vhV)

698 Because they are lemmings who get their directions from the media. The media isn't playing up inflation and any kind of food shortages now, so to them these things don't exist.

Makes sense.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2022 01:21 PM (Xrfse)

699 Is Shit-ton larger than Fuck-ton? Asking for an accountant friend.

Posted by: Saxinis Kion at March 25, 2022 01:11 PM


Imperial or metric?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2022 01:21 PM (RkC6l)

700 Oh lord, what is that demon doing now?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 25, 2022 01:19 PM (ZZK0E)

He's consecrating Russia and Ukraine to the Immaculate Heat of Mary along with other Bishops and RC clergy and such, which as bad a RC's seem to feel he is, he wouldn't be doing this if he were a demon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2022 01:21 PM (GezNK)

701 Strange but true, they do not view a fed populace as being needed.
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Yet, all the women be fat. How can that be?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 25, 2022 01:21 PM (fWTJL)

702 Gaming it out for here, there will be attempts to maraud for food in the hinterlands and bring it for consumption to the cities by those deemed worthy. You know, like the early USSR. Different people, same game.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 25, 2022 01:21 PM (nMx8
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That probably won't go as well for the marauders as they hope. The hogs in the hinterlands will be well-fed, however.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2022 01:22 PM (YIVH2)

703 It now produces dirt cookies.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 25, 2022 01:20 PM (fWTJL)

Pretty good in stone soup...gives it some "body".

Posted by: BignJames at March 25, 2022 01:22 PM (AwYPR)

704 469 Hell, even the French Foreign Legion is in country. I seriously doubt the US doesn't have a team(s) there too.
Posted by: Orson at March 25, 2022 12:45 PM (diTDu)

You got a source on the FFL being in Ukraine?
I'm reading just the opposite, where France is preventing FFL members from going into Uke territory.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 25, 2022 12:51 PM (XvPQV)

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Saw an interview with a few of them. Apparently about 50 Ukrainian born FFL took off for Ukraine. Some others tried to join them (and they were the ones stopped by the French govt in Paris). So, yeah, not officially sanctioned, but they are there.

Posted by: Orson at March 25, 2022 01:22 PM (diTDu)

705 698 Because they are lemmings who get their directions from the media. The media isn't playing up inflation and any kind of food shortages now, so to them these things don't exist.

Makes sense.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2022 01:21 PM (Xrfse)

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I suppose the way to change them is to get them to change their news sources. No idea how to make that happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:22 PM (dW1m5)

706 let's face it: colonialism worked, for the most part

the late great British Empire was the best thing to ever happen for millions of people

Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 01:23 PM (geLO8)

707 Panics du jour are usually overstated and part of Biden's crap that he is putting out there is by his handlers using the stray voltage theory. Stressed people do not make optimal decisions and attacking food security strikes most people at a very basic level.

I would imagine that there are a number of speculators that bought agri product options prior to Biden's rather stupid announcement and are now making hay from the ensuing panic.

I spent the time and money acquiring emergency foodstuffs during the very early stages of the Covid panic so am not rushing to stores to buy 50 lb sacks of rice. Might be wise though to buy more petfood though.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2022 01:23 PM (Iq9dF)

708 The Soil and Health group has been discussing replacement fertilizers. You can use rock dust to build soil but there are some plants that can be fermented to provide a liquid fertilizer (nettles is one). It won't help the commercial growers but will be useful for home gardeners.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 25, 2022 01:23 PM (5HBd1)

709 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 01:20 PM (KZzsI)

It really is mostly the communists. Africa has had functioning states, mostly monarchies in west and east Africa and more primitive ones in the south, before colonialism, starving Africans is mostly a modern problem.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 25, 2022 01:23 PM (z5Vrg)

710 Africa can't feed itself because it chooses not to.

And like all the well meaning "gifts" of supplies, Africans point out that this destroys businesses and efforts to help themselves, training people to depend on outsiders to survive.

Let's say you have a textile factory, and you make clothes. Then, let's say Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie feel bad for little African Children and go on TV begging for donations and money. They flood the nation your little business is in, with tons of clothing for free!

Nobody comes to your store. Nobody buys your clothes. Your business collapses and you go bankrupt. Because white celebrities care so much, you see.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 01:24 PM (KZzsI)

711 Africa must have plenty of food. They even put the leftover bones through their noses instead of making soup.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2022 01:24 PM (v0R5T)

712 . Might be wise though to buy more petfood though.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2022 01:23 PM (Iq9dF)

Pet food will be easy to get. That's what we'll be eating.

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2022 01:24 PM (ueubY)

713 First they'll give each of us a $100 voucher for gas. Then some more. Then, eventually, you'll only be allowed to buy gas with a government issued voucher. And then... no more vouchers for you.
Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2022 01:10 PM

Have no fear, comrade! Only criminals and subversives will have their stipend reduced or withheld! Good, supportive party members will continue to be supported indefinitely!

Posted by: Federal Social Credit Adjustor at March 25, 2022 01:24 PM (7E3mr)

714 Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.

Posted by: Matt Damon at March 25, 2022 01:24 PM (dRsJf)

715 And I've seen the corn they use, I toured an ethanol plant. It's not the stuff people would eat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2022 12:39 PM (UuD2k)

But land that will grow ethanol corn can grow table corn just as well. Or milling corn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Or wheat. Or beans. Exactly. Ethanol corn uses resources that other crops could use.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 01:24 PM (w/E6s)

716 >>>And I've seen the corn they use, I toured an ethanol plant. It's not the stuff people would eat.

People "eat" that kind of corn all the time. They just don't know it. It gets made into cornmeal, corn syrup, corn flour, corn starch.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 25, 2022 01:24 PM (T/vhV)

717 Once upon a time "Africa" (Egypt, Libya, Mauretania, etc.) was the breadbasket of Europe. It was the bass-ackwards Gauls who were wasting the fertile lands of Western Europe and living like savages in the middle of paradise.

Most Roman politics was in some way influenced by if it would interrupt the Flow Of Grain from the African provinces. Couple that with the bread dole established by the Julio-Claudians, and you get a real interesting history to read.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2022 01:25 PM (6FeV1)

718 693 The Arabs are growing farms in the middle of deserts.

Africa can't feed itself because it chooses not to.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:21 PM (dW1m5)

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Desalination has been developed as a near-miracle in Israel.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 25, 2022 01:25 PM (GvumD)

719 Large parts of Africa can't dig a well.

Posted by: free tibet at March 25, 2022 01:25 PM (FnVg9)

720 706 let's face it: colonialism worked, for the most part

the late great British Empire was the best thing to ever happen for millions of people
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But you had to play Cricket and talk like a fag.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 25, 2022 01:25 PM (fWTJL)

721 Saw an interview with a few of them. Apparently about 50 Ukrainian born FFL took off for Ukraine. Some others tried to join them (and they were the ones stopped by the French govt in Paris). So, yeah, not officially sanctioned, but they are there.
Posted by: Orson at March 25, 2022 01:22 PM (diTDu)


Hmmm. A reinforced platoon.
Not big but if working together with decent comms and kit, they could do some serious damage.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 01:25 PM (axyOa)

722 720 706 let's face it: colonialism worked, for the most part

the late great British Empire was the best thing to ever happen for millions of people
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But you had to play Cricket and talk like a fag.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 25, 2022 01:25 PM (fWTJL)

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I liked their facial hair game, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:26 PM (dW1m5)

723 Maybe they should find better ways to improve the lives and liberties of the people of Iowa.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:20 PM (dW1m5)


Too much work.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2022 01:26 PM (89T5c)

724 But you had to play Cricket and talk like a fag.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 25, 2022 01:25 PM (fWTJL)


Cricket is probably the real reason so many dudes signed the Declaration of Independence.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 01:26 PM (axyOa)

725 613 When will people become to stressed to worry about pronouns?
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I was reading, or rather trying to read, an article earlier this morning. It was about that girl (now woman) Courtney Stodden who married that actor Doug Somebody about a decade ago. He was in his 50's, and she was 16, and then they got some reality show or shows and it was all very creepy.

Anyway, Courtney is now divorced from the old guy and is claiming that he is a pedophile and she was trafficked to him by her own parents. But the article said at the beginning that Courtney now "identifies as non-binary and that her pronouns are they and them." LOL.

Then the idiot article writer or editors used "they" or "them" in reference to Courtney, which made the entire article pretty much unreadable, because the writer was also making references to her parents and other pedophiles, and so as you're reading it's unclear if the "they" is the parents or other pedophiles or Courtney, so you have to continually re-read a sentence and mentally substitute in "she" or "her" for the "they" and "them" in order to make any sense of it, and it was just completely stupid and the reader comments were blistering.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 25, 2022 01:27 PM (k4dH2)

726 723 Maybe they should find better ways to improve the lives and liberties of the people of Iowa.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:20 PM (dW1m5)


Too much work.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2022 01:26 PM (89T5c)

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Insufficient opportunities for graft.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:27 PM (dW1m5)

727 tribal wars in Africa have kept them from building up a modern economic system with supply chains and transportation routes, power structures. Some countries are trying (in the middle east side of Africa, but I forget the countries from the video) ...

now China is moving in to "colonize" Africa (and the world) in commie malicious fashion. Too bad our top guys have a globalist agenda, or maybe such nation states could prosper and retain/attain some sovereign liberties.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2022 01:27 PM (Cus5s)

728 >>I liked their facial hair game, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison



epic mustaches

Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 01:27 PM (geLO8)

729 There are actually better plants for ethanol than corn. Corn is pretty poor, but Corn farms had a lot of influence and money thrown at congress to Do Something About The Environment!

Many studies have shown that ethanol is not just bad for engines, it isn't any tangible benefit to the environment, and possibly is worse.

But Banana leaves and other plants actually can produce ethanol more efficiently and less damaging to the environment, were that the actual goal of this entire debacle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 01:27 PM (KZzsI)

730 Everything wrong with Colonialism was Belgium's fault.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2022 01:27 PM (6FeV1)

731 And like all the well meaning "gifts" of supplies, Africans point out that this destroys businesses and efforts to help themselves, training people to depend on outsiders to survive.


Like the signs in Yellowstone: "
Do not feed the bears. It makes them dependent on handouts."

Which is totally lost on the left and EBT.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 01:27 PM (w/E6s)

732 I suppose the way to change them is to get them to change their news sources. No idea how to make that happen.

I can't make these people change anything. Even family members. I refuse any longer to expend the energy even trying.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2022 01:27 PM (Xrfse)

733 Desalination has been developed as a near-miracle in Israel.
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It takes energy to desalinate sea water. A lot of it, too. LA has a desalination plant but has never allowed to operate. They haven't figured out what to do with all the salt that it will produce. Evidently, dropping it back into the Pacific is not an option. Not Shitting You.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 25, 2022 01:27 PM (fWTJL)

734 For those of you who agree with me that you can't say enough good about an afternoon cookie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75iOaMW-pTE

Posted by: 496 at March 25, 2022 01:28 PM (U1eOr)

735 And if it was an effort to start unpleasantness I would prefer a more direct and upfront approach.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 01:28 PM (II3Gr)

736 678 I oppose ethanol because it is a grift.
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Its a grift that keeps IA GOP, though.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 25, 2022 01:19 PM

And what a treasure I've been.

Posted by: Senator Chuck Grassley at March 25, 2022 01:28 PM (7E3mr)

737 Large parts of Africa can't dig a well.

Posted by: free tibet at March 25, 2022 01:25 PM


What? And have to share it with another tribe?!

Posted by: Every Tribe in Africa at March 25, 2022 01:28 PM (RkC6l)

738 If the unwashed masses get frisky over EBTs, general shortages, low food supply etc guess how long it will take for Official Democrats and media to start blaming the wreckers and hoarders i.e. your upper middle class suburbans down the road who are "hoarding all the food" etc.

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we already saw this in 2020. We already know the results....complete surrender by the left to the mob, anti police, and prosecuting those who act in self defsense.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 25, 2022 01:28 PM (ZZK0E)

739 There are actually better plants for ethanol than corn.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 01:27 PM (KZzsI)

Sugar cane.

Posted by: BignJames at March 25, 2022 01:28 PM (AwYPR)

740 the late great British Empire was the best thing to ever happen for millions of people

Some of the colonies were little more than slave camps, but even they helped out Africans. English colonies on the whole have benefitted the most, as proven by history. Its like American Indians: you're stone age tribes living day to day and killing each other with bones and rocks. Here's a better way.

But colonization is one of the big evils in modern minds, one of the big lies people believe without question.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

741 719 Large parts of Africa can't dig a well.
Posted by: free tibet at March 25, 2022 01:25 PM (FnVg9)

Would you, if all you had to do was wait a year or so until some pasty jerkoff swooned in with heavy equipment and did it all for you for free?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2022 01:29 PM (6FeV1)

742 Insufficient opportunities for graft.
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Bingo.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 25, 2022 01:29 PM (fWTJL)

743 I just got a notification from a theater I went to once - that Amy Schumer tickets are available.

It's called the, get this, Whore Tour.

Very classy and really really hilarious shit. I mean, she said whore. Can you believe it?

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2022 01:29 PM (ueubY)

744 720 706 let's face it: colonialism worked, for the most part

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British colonization was great, while they still believed in themselves.

Of course...USSR's brain colonization of the West was more effective because that cancer lived on long after the USSR died, giving us globohomo and alphabet soup weirdo teachers in public sector unions grooming our kids into ghey commies.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 25, 2022 01:30 PM (ZZK0E)

745 But Banana leaves and other plants actually can produce ethanol more efficiently and less damaging to the environment, were that the actual goal of this entire debacle.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 01:27 PM (KZzsI)

You can't make ethanol for banana leaves yet. At least no one has been able to make ethanol from cellulose on a commercial scale yet with a net production of energy and not a loss. You still need the sugars. So any sweet/starch can be used.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2022 01:30 PM (UuD2k)

746 689 No, really, if that was a joke I don't get it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 01:20 PM (II3Gr)

The commenter confused you with TheJamesMadison; check the bazillion comments on the topic in this thread.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 01:30 PM (ZpkZT)

747 It's called the, get this, Whore Tour.

Very classy and really really hilarious shit. I mean, she said whore. Can you believe it?
Posted by: ... at March 25, 2022 01:29 PM (ueubY)

All she has to do is talk about how much she likes sex and say "vagina" a lot.

Posted by: Eric Cartman at March 25, 2022 01:30 PM (II3Gr)

748 He's consecrating Russia and Ukraine to the Immaculate Heat of Mary along with other Bishops and RC clergy and such, which as bad a RC's seem to feel he is, he wouldn't be doing this if he were a demon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2022 01:21 PM (GezNK)

yes, Pope Francis might actually be doing one thing right - unless of course he causes further schism with the Russian Orthodox Church...

Posted by: Iris at March 25, 2022 01:30 PM (DibdT)

749 Cricket is probably the real reason so many dudes signed the Declaration of Independence.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 01:26 PM (axyOa)

I was going to take up cricket when we lived over there but wife wanted to come home. And the girls dug my accent.

Posted by: Javems at March 25, 2022 01:30 PM (AmoqO)

750 740 But colonization is one of the big evils in modern minds, one of the big lies people believe without question.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

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I was talking to a friend many moons ago about Afghanistan when some Taliban threw acid in the faces of little girls going to school. I explained to him that this was their culture, and that someone like the British Empire never took very kindly to that kind of behavior. They would have punished the men for doing that.

Which was better? He went into deep thought.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:31 PM (dW1m5)

751 Electricity prices will necessarily skyrocket ... (nations prosper with cheap fuel, when that breaks, they get recession/depression) ... It seems like their is a globalist agenda ... DC serves them, we are their enemy. They will pry your guns and your religion from your cold dead hands, you clingers. Posted by: illiniwek
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Intellectuals have no common sense. For the most part, it is easier to simply off those promoting this bullshit than to go along with it. Unlike kings and queens, most of the puppet masters promoting this shit have no affection from the masses ANYWHERE. They rely on their hired hands, politicians and bureaucrats, to do their dirty work. That is their problem and achilles heel. Politicians and bureaucrats are not noted for their honesty or their willingness to risk their own hides. They delegate the problem to the military and police. But, the military and police have little to no liking for the bureaucrats and politicians and are simply serving the overlords based on paychecks like mercenaries.

That is the part of feudalism that these intellectuals do not get. Feudal leaders actually were constrained by mutual obligations.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2022 01:31 PM (Iq9dF)

752 Very classy and really really hilarious shit. I mean, she said whore. Can you believe it?
Posted by: ... at March 25, 2022 01:29 PM (ueubY)
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Shocking and edgy. So brave and funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2022 01:31 PM (DU+/6)

753 we already saw this in 2020. We already know the results....complete surrender by the left to the mob, anti police, and prosecuting those who act in self defsense.
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Complete surrender of the cities maybe....

Posted by: Saxinis Kion at March 25, 2022 01:31 PM (dbdgv)

754 The Arabs are growing farms in the middle of deserts.

Africa can't feed itself because it chooses not to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Desalination has been developed as a near-miracle in Israel.
Posted by: ShainS

Steam distillation.
What do you need? Cheap gasoline. Where you you get cheap gasoline? Oh, that's right. Arabia.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 01:31 PM (w/E6s)

755 The commenter confused you with TheJamesMadison; check the bazillion comments on the topic in this thread.
Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 01:30 PM (ZpkZT)

That explains my own confusion, then.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 01:31 PM (II3Gr)

756 You know what else happens with hungry people and destabilized countries? World wars

Posted by: pj at March 25, 2022 01:31 PM (G1dq6)

757 And what a treasure I've been.
Posted by: Senator Chuck Grassley at March 25, 2022 01:28 PM (7E3mr)


When this 306 year-old fossil loses his Senate seat in the fall (Because he is a 306 year-old fossil, and the whole state knows it), someone in the GOPe should have to answer for that.
They won't, but they should.

Posted by: Wally at March 25, 2022 01:31 PM (FJYfm)

758 we already saw this in 2020. We already know the results....complete surrender by the left to the mob, anti police, and prosecuting those who act in self defsense.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 25, 2022 01:28 PM (ZZK0E)

In 2020 those acting in self-defense could be counted on both hands for the most part. If people are protecting their food supplies, the bodies will be piled up like cord wood and those prosecutors either will be in the pile or shooting to protect their stuff. Also, the police usually either join with the marauders in these cases or abandon the force to protect their families and supplies.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 25, 2022 01:31 PM (nMx88)

759 739 There are actually better plants for ethanol than corn.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 01:27 PM (KZzsI)

Sugar cane.
Posted by: BignJames at March 25, 2022 01:28 PM

That's for rum. Whipgrass/switchgrass is supposed to be good for ethanol

Posted by: Senator Chuck Grassley at March 25, 2022 01:32 PM (7E3mr)

760 755 The commenter confused you with TheJamesMadison; check the bazillion comments on the topic in this thread.
Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 01:30 PM (ZpkZT)

That explains my own confusion, then.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 01:31 PM (II3Gr)

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You act as though we're not the same person.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:32 PM (dW1m5)

761 I read a book a few years ago that had a story about efforts to eradicate the dreaded "Guinea worm". It's a horrific parasite that easily infects people through drinking water.

Solution? Filter the water through cheap material and you reduce chances of catching the worm by like 99%. Easy, effective.

But it took a long time before Africans could accept it as a solution. Something as simple as filtering their drinking water just never occurred to them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2022 01:32 PM (YIVH2)

762 It's not famine or pestilence. Any food shortage is self inflicted. Doesn't make it any better though.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 25, 2022 01:32 PM (dwNYN)

763 Hell when I go shopping I shop for what is there, not necessarily what is needed.
It's nuts to think how prosperous we were just a few short years ago.
FJB .

Posted by: Bosk at March 25, 2022 01:33 PM (x6uUk)

764 Only us peasants... The elite won't be going hungry

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2022 01:33 PM (J8ILO)

765 are we going for 1k?

Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 01:33 PM (geLO8)

766 You act as though we're not the same person.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:32 PM (dW1m5)

We have no idea what I'm talking about.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 01:33 PM (II3Gr)

767 Doubt it'll go Mad Max, but I did ask the wife to pick up a "face colander" while she was out.

The look I got....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2022 01:33 PM (BFigT)

768 I can see Courtney Stodden being referred to as "them". "They " were her only quality as I recall.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 25, 2022 01:33 PM (oWBc3)

769 "What exactly do you think chicken feed is made from? Beef usually only finishes on corn. Chickens eat it their entire life." Posted by: mikethemoose

Mine are free range, but they still eat grains. There are some other options for backyarders though. I was just thinking of that commercial with the cows and their signs ...

Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2022 01:33 PM (Cus5s)

770 618 Contact Insom...apparently he is carrying his shit in his baggage. You'll need it for fertilizer.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 01:10 PM (axyOa)

405 OT: So...what's the protocol on going to the bathroom in an airport while alone? Do I have to pack up all my shit and take it with me?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 12:43 PM (dW1m5)

Diogenes has confused Insom with TheJamesMadison.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 01:34 PM (ZpkZT)

771 766 You act as though we're not the same person.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:32 PM (dW1m5)

We have no idea what I'm talking about.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 01:33 PM (II3Gr)

========

*preps heroin spoon*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:34 PM (dW1m5)

772 There are actually better plants for ethanol than corn.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 01:27 PM (KZzsI)

Sugar cane.

Posted by: BignJames at March 25, 2022 01:28 PM (AwYPR)

I believe that is what they use in Brazil and it is more energy efficient and therefore less expensive to process into ethanol than corn.

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2022 01:34 PM (gmo/4)

773 >>>Maybe they should find better ways to improve the lives and liberties of the people of Iowa.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:20 PM (dW1m5)

=====

We got corn. No what else we got? Corn. Well, we have hogs too, but nobody is really interested in hearing about those.

Posted by: Corners in at March 25, 2022 01:34 PM (CareB)

774 Food shortages will even make family life hard. Kid1 has already laid down the law with my husband that he will not be playing Mitzvah Man and giving away our stored food.

Posted by: CN The First at March 25, 2022 01:35 PM (ONvIw)

775 But it took a long time before Africans could accept it as a solution. Something as simple as filtering their drinking water just never occurred to them.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2022 01:32 PM (YIVH2

They ( by government decree and propaganda) would rather starve than eat GMO food that puts evil spirits in you.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 25, 2022 01:35 PM (dwNYN)

776 are we going for 1k?
Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 01:33 PM (geLO



I might be able to jog that far.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 25, 2022 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

777 761 I read a book a few years ago that had a story about efforts to eradicate the dreaded "Guinea worm". It's a horrific parasite that easily infects people through drinking water.

Solution? Filter the water through cheap material and you reduce chances of catching the worm by like 99%. Easy, effective.

But it took a long time before Africans could accept it as a solution. Something as simple as filtering their drinking water just never occurred to them.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2022 01:32 PM (YIVH2)
________________________________

Many Muslim countries still aren't sold on TOILET PAPER. They wipe their asses with their hands. It's beyond disgusting. Imagine the mindset where you're wiping your ass with your hands, and someone comes and says "No, no, bruh. There's a better way. Try this toiler paper." And your response is "nah."

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 25, 2022 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

778 We got corn. No what else we got? Corn. Well, we have hogs too, but nobody is really interested in hearing about those.
Posted by: Corners in at March 25, 2022 01:34 PM (CareB)

Hoganol?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2022 01:36 PM (6FeV1)

779 Sugar cane.
Posted by: BignJames


♪ C & H, C & H, pure can sugar, pure cane sugar, from Hawaii, from Hawaii, growing in the sun, growing in the sun

Yes. I'm a child of the '60's. Why do you ask?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 01:36 PM (w/E6s)

780 White man digs a well, sets up a pump, and leaves. Tribe breaks the pump within days.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 25, 2022 01:36 PM (ZPx5P)

781 756 You know what else happens with hungry people and destabilized countries? World wars

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narrator: but the 20th century's world wars were not caused by destabilized countries with hungry people.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 25, 2022 01:37 PM (ZZK0E)

782 I believe that is what they use in Brazil and it is more energy efficient and therefore less expensive to process into ethanol than corn.

Posted by: Archer
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You are right, bagasse is the leftover product from sugar production and used to be burned off to dispose of it. It has enough sugar left in it to ferment but not enough to get more sugar out of it economically for food products.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2022 01:37 PM (Iq9dF)

783 Diogenes has confused Insom with TheJamesMadison.

Confusion reigns!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2022 01:37 PM (Xrfse)

784 Mine are free range...

Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2022 01:33 PM (Cus5s)

They made me free range...and, man, I never looked back.

Gary Larson chicken on beach w/margarita.

Posted by: BignJames at March 25, 2022 01:37 PM (AwYPR)

785 It's called the, get this, Whore Tour.
........

So it's about her cousin Chuck?

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2022 01:37 PM (v0R5T)

786 My loins are girded for a new post, but there is no new post.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 25, 2022 01:37 PM (ZPx5P)

787 780 White man digs a well, sets up a pump, and leaves. Tribe breaks the pump within days.

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nah, in Wakanda, they always deal with the white colonialists coming in and destroying prosperity, so it's prob true elsewhere.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 25, 2022 01:37 PM (ZZK0E)

788 narrator: but the 20th century's world wars were not caused by destabilized countries with hungry people.
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Hungry people don't start revolutions. Well fed ones do.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 25, 2022 01:37 PM (fWTJL)

789 783 Diogenes has confused Insom with TheJamesMadison.

Confusion reigns!
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2022 01:37 PM (Xrfse)

And rains.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 01:37 PM (ZpkZT)

790 So Joe was in Poland today.. What did he give away now ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2022 01:38 PM (J8ILO)

791 783 Diogenes has confused Insom with TheJamesMadison.

Confusion reigns!
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2022 01:37 PM (Xrfse)

Blood for the Blood God!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 01:38 PM (II3Gr)

792 Africans have millennia of trained and cultural patterns deep in their bones: when you live where food is just dangling off all the trees and you can get some meat with a short hunt, why bother trying hard for anything at all?

And there's a warrior culture mentality in a lot of tribes where doing work is beneath them, insulting, they'd rather die than labor. They are fighters, they do not dig holes and grow plants.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 01:38 PM (KZzsI)

793 Ace must be frantically grinding cornmeal.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2022 01:38 PM (Xrfse)

794 721 Saw an interview with a few of them. Apparently about 50 Ukrainian born FFL took off for Ukraine. Some others tried to join them (and they were the ones stopped by the French govt in Paris). So, yeah, not officially sanctioned, but they are there.
Posted by: Orson at March 25, 2022 01:22 PM (diTDu)


Hmmm. A reinforced platoon.
Not big but if working together with decent comms and kit, they could do some serious damage.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2022 01:25 PM (axyOa)

The FFL isn't the Seals or Berets, but they're pretty damn good.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 25, 2022 01:38 PM (Fs5vw)

795 I believe that is what they use in Brazil and it is more energy efficient and therefore less expensive to process into ethanol than corn.

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2022 01:34 PM (gmo/4)

Funny thing about that. Brazil was once the worlds leading producer of ethanol. Now it's not. The US using corn raised the price of corn syrup to the point where Brazilian farmers could make more money just selling sugar, so that's what they did. Now Brazil uses more petroleum for transportation. Net effect on the environment? Who knows? But it was all pretty pointless.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2022 01:38 PM (Y5qcH)

796 "That's for rum. Whipgrass/switchgrass is supposed to be good for ethanol"

yeah, that all fell kinda flat. Same with hemp ... trying to diversify the farm away from corn seems good, not easy to change and build up a whole system from equipment to grow, plants to process. ... That is why ethanol got subsidy early on, mostly to build the ethanol plants in the transistion. No subsidy now, but still the mandate.

(and people can't eat cotton, why allow non-food items to take up arable land? .... every pair of jeans you buy kills 10 Africans, racist) /s

Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2022 01:38 PM (Cus5s)

797 But it took a long time before Africans could accept it as a solution. Something as simple as filtering their drinking water just never occurred to them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2022 01:32 PM


I recall in Haiti providing MRE and canned tuna to the locals. They insisted on cooking it because they just could not grok the concept that the fish was already cooked, no matter how many times we explained this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2022 01:39 PM (RkC6l)

798 791 783 Diogenes has confused Insom with TheJamesMadison.

Confusion reigns!
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2022 01:37 PM (Xrfse)

Blood for the Blood God!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 01:38 PM (II3Gr)

========

*invents Blow Job god*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:39 PM (dW1m5)

799 790 So Joe was in Poland today.. What did he give away now ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2022 01:38 PM (J8ILO)

Nuggets from his Depends

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 01:39 PM (II3Gr)

800 You wanted America first.

You'd settle for America in the ballpark.

You'll get anal rape.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 25, 2022 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

801 793 Ace must be frantically grinding cornmeal.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2022 01:38 PM (Xrfse)

Ace must be frantically grinding.
Cornmeal.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 01:39 PM (ZpkZT)

802 22 time convicted felon assaults 62 year old nurse in Seattle.

https://bit.ly/3LamLw6

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2022 01:39 PM (NahKu)

803 Consecration going on now.

Posted by: LASue at March 25, 2022 01:40 PM (T1rYE)

804 Jeez, I was gone for like 30 minutes taking a bunch of files boxes down to the basement and you guys are still here.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2022 01:40 PM (Ez6QX)

805 White man digs a well, sets up a pump, and leaves. Tribe breaks the pump within days.


Watering makes too many weeds grow.

Posted by: BignJames at March 25, 2022 01:40 PM (AwYPR)

806 Ace put a lid on the day.

Remember when that was a thing? Then even the Left was smart enough to realize that was making Biden look like the lazy, senile imbecile he is, and they quit saying it.

But Joe still doesn't put in a 20 hour week.

Posted by: Wally at March 25, 2022 01:40 PM (FJYfm)

807 That's for rum. Whipgrass/switchgrass is supposed to be good for ethanol

Posted by: Senator Chuck Grassley
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Hasn't proven to be economical. That was a GWB era boondoggle.

Far easier to simply use the swamps to raise sugar cane as the US used to do before cheaper imports held sway. Course, you will have to basically abrogate the environmental laws preventing such.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2022 01:40 PM (Iq9dF)

808 Maybe i should modify it.
White man comes in, pays bribes, digs well, installs pump. Tribe breaks pump. White man comes in, pays bribes...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 25, 2022 01:40 PM (ZPx5P)

809 793 Ace must be frantically grinding cornmeal.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2022 01:38 PM (Xrfse)

Bones for the Bone Broth!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 01:40 PM (II3Gr)

810 ========

*invents Blow Job god*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:39 PM (dW1m5)



You're not only a great American, you're a humanitarian.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 25, 2022 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

811 And there's a warrior culture mentality in a lot of tribes where doing work is beneath them, insulting, they'd rather die than labor. They are fighters, they do not dig holes and grow plants.
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You're describing Newark. And Camden. And Baltimore. And....

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 25, 2022 01:40 PM (fWTJL)

812 Sugar cane farms in the US are basically limited to Texas , Louisiana and Florida. I don't know why the other gulf coast states don't have significant production. New Iberia in Louisiana has some big farms. Biggest snakes I've ever seen in those sugar cane fields.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 25, 2022 01:41 PM (dwNYN)

813 They insisted on cooking it because they just could not grok the concept that the fish was already cooked, no matter how many times we explained this.

Yeah well if I lived in Haiti I'd probably boil and cook everything too just in case.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 01:41 PM (KZzsI)

814 Many Muslim countries still aren't sold on TOILET PAPER. They wipe their asses with their hands. It's beyond disgusting. Imagine the mindset where you're wiping your ass with your hands, and someone comes and says "No, no, bruh. There's a better way. Try this toiler paper." And your response is "nah."
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 25, 2022 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

Both the Romans and the ancient Chinese figured out that after a while, you've just got to build a wall and keep the Barbarians on the other side of it. And forget about trying to get them to stop being Barbarians.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2022 01:41 PM (trdmm)

815 I recall in Haiti providing MRE and canned tuna to the locals. They insisted on cooking it because they just could not grok the concept that the fish was already cooked, no matter how many times we explained this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


I give you tuna casserole.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 01:41 PM (w/E6s)

816 Biden called the Declaration of Independence "corny". FJB

Posted by: CN The First at March 25, 2022 01:41 PM (ONvIw)

817 India will buy all of Russia's excess ammonia at 30% discount and sell to our corporate farms.

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at March 25, 2022 01:41 PM (P4Pk9)

818 22 time convicted felon assaults 62 year old nurse in Seattle.

https://bit.ly/3LamLw6
Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2022 01:39 PM (NahKu)



Well, I know nurse ratched isn't that old, so I feel slightly better about this.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 25, 2022 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

819 Many Muslim countries still aren't sold on TOILET PAPER. They wipe their asses with their hands. It's beyond disgusting. Imagine the mindset where you're wiping your ass with your hands, and someone comes and says "No, no, bruh. There's a better way. Try this toiler paper." And your response is "nah."
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 25, 2022 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

There's some rational thought there. Imagine you're used to just wiping your ass with your bare hand, then washing it. You're ALWAYS going to wash your hands when done with the bathroom. But using some gross shreddy paper that never really does the job 100%? And now you have to walk around all day going commando in a dude-dress with an ass that feels unclean AND probably has bits of poopy paper stuck to it now too? That's disgusting. Just wipe your ass with your left hand, wash it off, and be done with it.

Not saying i AGREE, just saying that there's an argument beyond "I'm a retarded savage"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2022 01:42 PM (6FeV1)

820 They grew sugar in Hawaii when I lived there. It would rain down black ash on my school when they burned the fields. It was our snow day.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2022 01:42 PM (Y5qcH)

821 816 Biden called the Declaration of Independence "corny". FJB
Posted by: CN The First at March 25, 2022 01:41 PM (ONvIw)

He did this where?

Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 01:42 PM (ZpkZT)

822 816 Biden called the Declaration of Independence "corny". FJB
Posted by: CN The First at March 25, 2022 01:41 PM (ONvIw)

=========

And now it's time to play...

WHAT...IF...TRUMP...SAID IT!

*studio applause*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 25, 2022 01:42 PM (dW1m5)

823 NOOD!

Emboldened.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 25, 2022 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

824 NOOD, you malodorous curs.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2022 01:43 PM (KFhLj)

825 Hot mess of a nood

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 25, 2022 01:43 PM (ZPx5P)

826 Posted by: m at March 25, 2022 01:39 PM

Seems to be an echo in here.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2022 01:43 PM (Xrfse)

827 Not saying i AGREE, just saying that there's an argument beyond "I'm a retarded savage"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2022 01:42 PM (6FeV1)

so you're assuming they wash their hands afterwards...

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2022 01:43 PM (trdmm)

828 803 Consecration going on now.
Posted by: LASue at March 25, 2022 01:40 PM (T1rYE)

Francis is a worthless fuckstick.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 25, 2022 01:43 PM (II3Gr)

829 "He attributed much of the current problem to the complex path of the COVID-19 pandemic, and especially to the fact that it has never gone completely away, despite the development of vaccines. The pandemic disrupted the balance of supply and demand in a way that has still not been fixed"

Every single person, especially any with policy and commercial influence, who actively pushed and cheered lockdowns should be identified, located, and throat-punched with a murder hornet.

Posted by: DaisyB at March 25, 2022 01:43 PM (Hswbs)

830 "The US using corn raised the price of corn syrup to the point where Brazilian farmers could make more money just selling sugar, so that's what they did. Now Brazil uses more petroleum for transportation. Net effect on the environment? Who knows? But it was all pretty pointless.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

at least ethanol is a real fuel ... sugar (from corn or sugar cane) is calories, but mostly poison. That Food Pyramid ... early part of the plot to makes us obese and easy to control? Or just bad science? .. (I lean toward deliberate malicious intent)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2022 01:43 PM (Cus5s)

831 Far easier to simply use the swamps to raise sugar cane as the US used to do before cheaper imports held sway. Course, you will have to basically abrogate the environmental laws preventing such.
Posted by: whig


Let the balloon go up and a shit ton of environmental law goes out the window.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2022 01:43 PM (w/E6s)

832 They ( by government decree and propaganda) would rather starve than eat GMO food that puts evil spirits in you.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 25, 2022 01:35 PM (dwNYN)

Oh, and don't forget corn syrup and gluten. OMG!

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 25, 2022 01:43 PM (Fs5vw)

833 Poland

Posted by: CN The First at March 25, 2022 01:44 PM (ONvIw)

834 You wanted America first.

You'd settle for America in the ballpark.

You'll get anal rape.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 25, 2022 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

lol

Posted by: flounder at March 25, 2022 01:44 PM (SH2Zi)

835 Yeah well if I lived in Haiti I'd probably boil and cook everything too just in case.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 01:41 PM


It wasn't that. We opened it. Showed them it was cooked. Let them handle it. Explained it. They still didn't believe it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2022 01:44 PM (RkC6l)

836 Loins...pork loins, because that is what is important, not my loins. Because my loins are fine, and they're not pork, and that's what is important.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 25, 2022 01:44 PM (WD9ZA)

837 There isn't any way to unwind the federal government's tentacles being everywhere is there?

How many congress critters could we get through a wave soldering machine in one shift with the appropriate D.I.E. hires running it. Not a question just a math problem for diversity, inclusion and equity. Maybe Markey could enlighten us.

Uh-uh-uh, can't do *that* or no funds for you.

Posted by: micky at March 25, 2022 01:44 PM (3byMq)

838 I recall in Haiti providing MRE and canned tuna to the locals. They insisted on cooking it because they just could not grok the concept that the fish was already cooked, no matter how many times we explained this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState
-------------------------
All this discussion dances around the fact that IQ averages and educational levels varies quite a bit across the globe.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2022 01:44 PM (Iq9dF)

839 must be a nood happening.

Posted by: micky at March 25, 2022 01:46 PM (3byMq)

840 I get TheJamesMadison confused with Christopher R Taylor. But then I'm easily confused.

Posted by: Javems at March 25, 2022 01:46 PM (AmoqO)

841 And forget about trying to get them to stop being Barbarians.

You know what turned the Scots from some of the most feared barbarians in the world, so bad Hadrian built a gigantic awesome wall to keep them out?

God. Christian missionaries turned Scots from crazed blue-faced maniacs into some of the world's leaders in education, science, industry, and even literature.

Who knows what the future holds? There are a lot of signs that Islam is losing a lot of people to Christianity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2022 01:46 PM (KZzsI)

842 Do you know that Arkansans consider perch as nothing but bait fish. Never been to a Lenten meal at the local Knights of Columbus. Catfish it is down here, catfish, catfish, and more catfish, deep fried.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 25, 2022 01:46 PM (lz5hY)

843 Let the balloon go up and a shit ton of environmental law goes out the window.

Posted by: rickb223
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That is what the cult of eco fanatics do not get. A wealthy society protects its environment because it can--a poor one maximizes its chance for mere survival and don't give a shit about the environment or the future.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2022 01:46 PM (Iq9dF)

844 36 Loins...pork loins, because that is what is important, not my loins. Because my loins are fine, and they're not pork, and that's what is important.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 25, 2022 01:44 PM (WD9ZA)


I'm laughing and crying at this.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 25, 2022 01:49 PM (Fs5vw)

845 Catfish it is down here, catfish, catfish, and more catfish, deep fried.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 25, 2022 01:46 PM (lz5hY)

Channel/Blue cat filets...yum.

Posted by: BignJames at March 25, 2022 01:50 PM (AwYPR)

846 844 Pork chops and bacon. Went to a gun show with my uncle. Stopped at a breakfast joint in Parkman, OH and I ordered pork chops and eggs. Uncle said something else for me and him and gave me the stare. Pork chops and eggs were their invasion breakfast at Iwo Jima. He didn't have a taste for it anymore.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 25, 2022 01:55 PM (lz5hY)

847 maybe we should stop growing corn so we can convert it into ethanol and put it in our gas tanks, and instead avoid the additional GHG and loss of energy and actually grow, you know, food.

Posted by: nmh at March 25, 2022 01:56 PM (Xe3Ry)

848 You are right, bagasse is the leftover product from sugar production and used to be burned off to dispose of it. It has enough sugar left in it to ferment but not enough to get more sugar out of it economically for food products.
Posted by: whig at March 25, 2022 01:37 PM (Iq9dF)


In Colombia it was traditionally made into aguardiente but there was always the risk of overheating it and generating wood alcohol as well during distillation. Which is why they use molasses like everyone else now.

As a side note, Brazil had the infrastructure to grow, harvest and process cane for alcohol, and it was a way to put a market bottom under the sugarcane producers. I am not sure they still use alcohol powered cars there now that they have their own oilfields, (I may be wrong)
One of the crops in Eastern Oregon is sugar beet, and the sugar plant at Nyssa used to open and close down depending on the current sugar price. I always thought it would be a thing to generate fuel alcohol there when the sugar price was low.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2022 01:59 PM (xhaym)

849 (and people can't eat cotton, why allow non-food items to take up arable land? .... every pair of jeans you buy kills 10 Africans, racist) /s
Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2022 01:38 PM (Cus5s)

Straw man there. There is a long tradition, world-wide, of growing non-food crops for fiber, oils, and chemicals like drugs and dyestuffs. And cottonseed oil does show up in food items.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2022 02:01 PM (P3gRi)

850 765 are we going for 1k?
Posted by: DB at March 25, 2022 01:33 PM (geLO

Missed it by that much.

Posted by: Saxinis Kion at March 25, 2022 02:02 PM (dbdgv)

851 nood!!!!!

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 25, 2022 02:04 PM (ZZK0E)

852 This is known as "bad luck."

Posted by: Oedipus at March 25, 2022 02:04 PM (1bpYz)

853 849 AOP, cottonseed oil got me into a beef with some folks at the VA. I was on coumadin, and the INR went in the wrong direction. Seems I had a snack of smoked oysters and crackers. Smoked oysters were packed in cottonseed oil, a highly effective coagulant. Shortly after that, I went with a couple aspirin a day and a couple fingers of booze. No more problems.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 25, 2022 02:06 PM (lz5hY)

854 It was not that many years ago that America was the breadbasket of the world and we were exporting wheat to Russia. WTF happened???

Posted by: Bill R. at March 25, 2022 02:26 PM (wzzJf)

855 Please God, have his secret service guys perform a blanket party on him where he accidently just dies from pain.

Amen

Posted by: Joe Kidtoucher at March 25, 2022 02:53 PM (W+TLY)

856 I can solve the impending food shortage problem in 20 minutes. Rip up the Renewable fuels program.

See, we use 133 million tons of corn each year to make ethanol. And Russia and Ukraine export 113 million tons of grain. Ergo, we have more than enough food, if we would just stop stupidly turning it into fuel.

Now, we'd have to replace all the fuel. Fortunately, we can build the Keystone pipeline and get all we need that way.

This could all happen within six months.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at March 25, 2022 03:22 PM (+DS2f)

857 A leadership problem named Joe Biden

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 25, 2022 06:47 PM (wGqjj)

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