Biden Will Scrap Trump's Title 42 -- Which Allowed Expedited Expulsion of Illegal Aliens -- and Expects a Border Surge So Large that DHS Is Seeking <i>Volunteers</i> to Help Process All the New "Undocumented Americans" Who Are Set to Rush the Border

Biden Will Scrap Trump's Title 42 -- Which Allowed Expedited Expulsion of Illegal Aliens -- and Expects a Border Surge So Large that DHS Is Seeking Volunteers to Help Process All the New "Undocumented Americans" Who Are Set to Rush the Border

Biden of course wants an open border and wasn't even cagey about hiding it -- he declared "no one" at all would be deported during his first 100 days, for example, so NeverTrump can't claim they didn't know their candidate would throw open the borders.

NeverTrump and Conservative, Inc. are pro-open-borders too, of course, but unlike Biden, they have to pretend to not be open borders radicals, to placate the conservative Rubes they're always trying to Con.

Title 42 allowed most illegal aliens to be deported quickly. It was ordered as a covid protection measure, rapidly deporting illegal aliens who may or may not be infected with covid.

Biden has repeatedly violated the law in refusing to enforce Title 42, and has repeatedly been ordered by judges to enforce it.

Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas broke the law when he wrote rules limiting which illegal immigrants can be detained or deported, a federal judge ruled Tuesday, slapping an injunction on ICE that will limit its ability to pick and choose whom to target.
Judge Michael J. Newman’s decision is a serious blow to the Biden administration. From its first days in office, the administration has tried to narrow the pool of illegal immigrants in danger of deportation by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
Judge Newman said Congress was clear in setting out classes of illegal immigrants who it thought should be mandatory targets and Mr. Mayorkas can't unilaterally change those.

The problem is that Title 42 needs to be re-approved by Congress every two months, and Biden is preparing to let it lapse.

Even though the Biden Administration fully understands this will provoke a fresh border crisis as nearly 200,000 illegal aliens rush the border again.

Border officials have used Title 42 more than 1 million times to rapidly expel migrants at the southern border without hearing asylum claims. But the Trump-era order wasn't set up to be permanent, and senior Biden officials are preparing for its end as the virus is brought under control.
Department of Homeland Security intelligence estimates that perhaps 25,000 migrants already are waiting in Mexican shelters just south of the border for Title 42 to end.
On Wednesday, DHS Deputy Secretary John Tien asked employees "to consider stepping forward to support the DHS Volunteer Force," citing large numbers of migrants at the southwest border, according to an email seen by Axios. The email seeks general support for U.S. Customs and Border Protection and help with data entry.
...

White House spokesperson Vedant Patel did not confirm or dispute specifics of Axios' reporting but said in a statement, "Of course the Administration is doing our due diligence to prepare for potential changes at the border."
"That is good government in action," the statement said. "As always is the case this Administration is working every day to provide relief to immigrants, restore order, fairness, and humanity to our immigration system and bring it into the 21st century."

Nothing about actually controlling the border and deporting illegals.

Top Biden officials representing multiple agencies have been meeting to discuss a whole-of-government plan to deal with the potentially record-breaking spring influx of migrants. DHS has branded it the Southwest Border Mass Irregular Migration Contingency Plan.
The plan is sweeping, reflecting how serious the Biden administration believes the situation could soon become, worsening a border surge that has troubled it from the beginning.

Biden knows the border will be so open, with so many illegals rushing across it, the Department of Homeland Security is asking for volunteers to help them process the new Undocumented American Citizens Who Have More Rights Than Actual Americans.

Biden's Homeland Security is looking for VOLUNTEERS to work at the southern border fearing an influx of 170,000 migrants in hours when Trump's Title 42 is dropped
A Thursday report claims intelligence officials are bracing for more than 170,000 migrants crossing into the U.S. once COVID-era Title 42 is lifted
DHS estimates 25,000 migrants are already waiting in Mexican shelters waiting for the provision to end so they can cross into the U.S.

Literally waiting, like runners in their starting blocks, to run across the border again as soon as Biden lets Title 42 lapse.

Asylum-seekers, including from Ukraine, are being turned away

Of course. The Democrat Party isn't pro-immigrant, it's pro-illegal-Democrat-voter.

Title 42 was enacted under Trump and allows the instant expulsion of asylum-seekers at the border due to the ongoing public health emergency
It is causing outrage due to Ukrainian refugees fleeing the Russian invasion are being turned away from the U.S. border
Biden has upheld Title 42 and defended in court to quell the border crisis

He "upheld" it while unilaterally -- without Congressional assent -- narrowing it so only the people he wanted to deport would be deported.

And now he's getting rid of it entirely.

And NeverTrump, and Conservative, Inc., and their corporate archlibertarian open borders fanatic donors, are responsible.

More than half of the 164,973 migrants encountered last months were expelled under Title 42.

And now they'll all be settled in the US.

Posted by: Ace at 06:56 PM

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1 Fist!

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 24, 2022 06:56 PM (WmGrA)

2 This is fine.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 24, 2022 06:57 PM (WmGrA)

3 Nood!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 06:57 PM (UHVv4)

4 I, for one, welcome our invaders.

Posted by: Vic Tumm at March 24, 2022 06:58 PM (WmGrA)

5 Department of Homeland Insecurity.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 24, 2022 06:59 PM (53piZ)

6 I see absolutely no way this could go wrong.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2022 06:59 PM (LV9Tl)

7
Following the rules is for chumps bro

Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2022 06:59 PM (qCuDW)

8 Why do we even bother?

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2022 06:59 PM (U1eOr)

9 And the destruction continued unabated.

Posted by: fd at March 24, 2022 06:59 PM (vrz2I)

10 Volunteers to process, huh?

Sure, I'll "process" some.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 24, 2022 07:00 PM (QYPq3)

11 Biden, enemy of the border, of his own country, amazing. Wish this horde was pressing against Delaware instead of Texas - imagine the difference in reaction.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 24, 2022 07:00 PM (oWBc3)

12 Biden for Mt. Rushmore!

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 24, 2022 07:00 PM (WmGrA)

13 He really wants to lock down that "Worst President Ever" title for good, doesn't he?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 24, 2022 07:00 PM (OHFvg)

14 Keep walking that Ukrainian squirrel, Democrats. That poor little bastards going to get a workout.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2022 07:00 PM (rH414)

15 In other news,
The transformation of the US economy into a faculty lounge wet dream continues apace.

(SJW, AGW, MMT, open borders,...)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 24, 2022 07:00 PM (O4/FG)

16 "DHS Is Seeking Volunteers to Help Process"

It's ironic, because they'd get many volunteers to actually DEFEND the border if they asked. But probably not to rubber-stamp the fuckers on through.

Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at March 24, 2022 07:00 PM (qpX6U)

17 And then the murders ~~started~~ continued.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 07:00 PM (UHVv4)

18
Defend Ukraine borders, Si
Defend US border, No

Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2022 07:00 PM (qCuDW)

19 Gooder and harder, baby!

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2022 07:01 PM (U1eOr)

20 Oh for fucks sake, stop whining about the border! Its not that important. What is important is that Trump is not tweeting mean shit. Get your fucking priorities right people!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 24, 2022 07:01 PM (Vxu+H)

21 Not having a real media is a real benefit to leftists. They don't have to try and defend this insanity because nobody even knows it's happening.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2022 07:01 PM (ZLI7S)

22 Does Biden even know that Mexicans don't like lopping off their daughter's sweater puppies?

Posted by: Splunge at March 24, 2022 07:02 PM (71xoW)

23 What a clusterf*ck.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 24, 2022 07:02 PM (Xrfse)

24 I'll volunteer...To man the redoubt and throw pots of burning liquid at the invaders.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2022 07:02 PM (rH414)

25
when are they going to call for volunteers to bring their modern sporting rifles down to camp out at the border to "help" with this new influx?

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 24, 2022 07:02 PM (DUIap)

26 Estada Disunitas, si?

Posted by: Juan Anna Tu at March 24, 2022 07:02 PM (WmGrA)

27 @21 - Like Rush used to say - Liberalism is the most gutless choice there is.

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2022 07:02 PM (U1eOr)

28 Yeah, that's how you do it. Once the old fuck falls down into the gutter from being hit in the back of the head with a blackjack, start kicking him in the kidneys.

They can smell the death of the country, and are salivating.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 24, 2022 07:02 PM (wAnMi)

29 A sitting president allowing a color revolution, The Event, and a communist revolution to occur under his watch has consequences.

Posted by: Pupper at March 24, 2022 07:02 PM (j48KA)

30 This move smells of desperation. It is the scent of Trigglypuff in a hookup bar.

Posted by: Splunge at March 24, 2022 07:02 PM (71xoW)

31 So, we are about to be invaded ? Can we get some NATO troops on our MEX border ?? Because they seem to be available...

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 07:04 PM (V13WU)

32 This move smells of desperation. It is the scent of Trigglypuff in a hookup bar.
Posted by: Splunge

Yep.

Posted by: Hawt Tuna at March 24, 2022 07:04 PM (WmGrA)

33 Thank you dumb GOP fuckers who refused to pass legislation closing the border and building the wall, when you had the opportunity from 2017-2019. This is your fault.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2022 07:04 PM (ONvIw)

34 Alex Jones > Rush Limbaugh
But you guys are not ready to have this conversation yet.

Posted by: Pupper at March 24, 2022 07:04 PM (j48KA)

35 One word: BOUNTIES!

"WANTED ... Dead or Alive ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 24, 2022 07:04 PM (1B3gU)

36 If Republicans don't promise to shut down the border and turn all of DHS's resources on expulsion of these people they can fuck off in November.

Meanwhile you have that bint from Florida, Salazar, pushing for amnesty.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2022 07:04 PM (rH414)

37 What the fuckity fuck fuck? I can't think of anything more in your face fuck you that's why than this bullshit.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 24, 2022 07:04 PM (nxdel)

38 29 A sitting president allowing a color revolution, The Event, and a communist revolution to occur under his watch has consequences.
Posted by: Pupper at March 24, 2022 07:02 PM (j48KA)

For us, not for him.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2022 07:05 PM (ONvIw)

39 Se esta manera a Canada !

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 07:05 PM (V13WU)

40 Calm down everybody. They're only here for the lettuce harvest and then they'll go home.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 24, 2022 07:05 PM (lz5hY)

41 We're fucked.

Posted by: ballistic at March 24, 2022 07:05 PM (oXNqT)

42 This country will literally not survive another 3 years of this.

Posted by: ballistic at March 24, 2022 07:05 PM (oXNqT)

43 I guess we're gonna get an "America" that looks like and functions like the worst aspects of Venezuela and Beirut circa 1980 with an over gloss of pedophilia.

That seems to be what the Democrats want.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2022 07:06 PM (LV9Tl)

44 >>>Alex Jones > Rush Limbaugh

But you guys are not ready to have this conversation yet.
Posted by: Pupper at March 24, 2022 07:04 PM (j48KA)

I'm listening, though

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 24, 2022 07:06 PM (QYPq3)

45 Of course. The Democrat Party isn't pro-immigrant, it's pro-illegal-Democrat-voter.
**
No, ace, both parties have a genocidal hatred for White People. Simple as.

Posted by: Pupper at March 24, 2022 07:06 PM (j48KA)

46 Pre willowed morning rant from last thread, Page 1

You all realize that Biden OK'd the invasion to decapitate ("minor incursion", offer to evacuate ...) and Germany was on board.
Then things went wrong:
- Snake island tape
- "I need ammunition, not a ride,"
- clown show of Russian incompetence (asking for gas at police station, stuck in mud, lost, ...)

It looked very bad for Putin, but even worse for the scum that gave him the OK. Germany said they would support,.... with 1,500 helmets. US said it was not their problem. This looked terrible - if the West does not stand against this barbarity, what good is it?

They realized they had to get ahead of the parade and switch sides. I think Germany was the trigger, with their sudden reversal on NATO funding and Russian gas. Trump tried for 4 years, and Putin got it done in 3 days. (I think it was easier for Germany to flip since it is new administration, and no longer that commie scum Merkel.)
(to be continued)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 24, 2022 07:06 PM (O4/FG)

47 You know they're counting on Democrat voters. They're just going to vote no matter what. Nobody will deport them.

An allied problem is that our population would be decreasing without illegals coming here and dropping anchor babies. That's in our favor because we can insist Democrats want to kill their children...and they do want to kill babies. Ten's of millions.

Now without abortion we might not need aliens to increase our population.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 07:06 PM (mHhDI)

48 rant page 2
Ukraine has been dicked around for years. Russian coup, American coup, Russian Coup, American Coup.....Russian invasion.

The US was never serious defenders of Ukraine until they started winning. If Biden was serious about trying to "deter" Putin, they would have said - Ukraine is not "Little Russia." You invade and we will punish you and destroy everything you have built the last 20 years. Win or lose, and you will lose.

Instead the US was never serious, and OK's a "minor incursion." To the West, Ukraine was just a way to launder money. They needed to believe that each Russian expansion was the last because if they didn't it meant hard work. It meant the end of their AGW scam (shut down nuclear in Germany and buy coal from Russia!) and the end of their transformation of the US economy into a faculty lounge wet dream. (SJW, AGW, MMT, GMI, Social Credit Scores, open borders,...)

fin. (apologies. I just got here after two strong cups of coffee.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 24, 2022 07:07 PM (O4/FG)

49 41 We're fucked.

Posted by: ballistic at March 24, 2022 07:05 PM (oXNq

Thanks Mitch, thanks Paul Ryan for refusing to work with Trump...but then you and that other POS, Lindsey, wanted open borders. No donations from me, EABOD.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2022 07:07 PM (ONvIw)

50 Calm down everybody. They're only here for the lettuce harvest and then they'll go home.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door

Problem is, the lettuce they are harvesting is printed by the Fed. Harvest season is 24/7/365 so, they will never go.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 24, 2022 07:07 PM (WmGrA)

51 Quien necesita un paseo a Canada ?

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 07:07 PM (V13WU)

52 Perhaps we treat Mexico like I think we should treat CA now that the libs are trying to escape the hell they made.

I say we let them all in. ALL OF THEM. And the once CA or Mexico is empty we run in and its ours. They didn't want it anyway, right?

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2022 07:07 PM (U1eOr)

53 Home Depot is going to need a bigger parking lot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2022 07:08 PM (guGkK)

54 Everyone who has ever said that "Biden is better on The Border than Trump" can sit right down and eat every single dick in this oversized parachute like what they use for dropping tanks behind enemy lines packed full to the brim with dicks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 07:08 PM (6FeV1)

55 Thought I was joking?

Posted by: Today is bad but tomorrow will be worse at March 24, 2022 07:08 PM (RBsWF)

56 Remember the ala mode.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2022 07:08 PM (63Dwl)

57 37 What the fuckity fuck fuck? I can't think of anything more in your face fuck you that's why than this bullshit.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 24, 2022 07:04 PM (nxdel)

Thank the GOP for refusing to work with Trump. They're guilty as sin.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2022 07:08 PM (ONvIw)

58 Blood boiling stuff.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2022 07:08 PM (NpAcC)

59 Where will all of these poor people who do not speak the language be housed? Who is going to feed them and educate their children. How are our hospitals respond- they are already overburdened.

Can we send them to Marthas Vineyard and Delaware?

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 24, 2022 07:09 PM (haWye)

60 Canada tiene grandes beneficios !

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 07:09 PM (V13WU)

61 Thank the GOP for refusing to work with Trump. They're guilty as sin.
Posted by: CN at March 24, 2022 07:08 PM (ONvIw)

We have our standards.

*sniff*

Posted by: The GOPe at March 24, 2022 07:09 PM (guGkK)

62 I say we let them all in. ALL OF THEM. And the once CA or Mexico is empty we run in and its ours. They didn't want it anyway, right?
Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2022 07:07 PM (U1eOr)
---
The scary thing is that the Moron Horde could almost certainly have a functioning country in no time...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2022 07:09 PM (K5n5d)

63 I blame two bought off cocksuckers for this. McConnell and McCarthy.

Posted by: Rich Lowry at March 24, 2022 07:10 PM (1IJnB)

64 But on the bright side....
My girl spawn has joined the tennis team. She had her first practice today. Its spring break and very cool cloudy and windy. Only three players there and she got an hour or so of one on one coaching while the two experienced players practiced together. Girl spawn doesn't really know how to tennis. But she enjoyed it in spite of the weather.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 24, 2022 07:10 PM (Vxu+H)

65 40 Calm down everybody. They're only here for the lettuce harvest and then they'll go home.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin,

This is mostly true in the past. Problem is, they left behind 3 anchor babies with 3 baby mamacitas, a couple of warrants, and a forwarding address for their dole checks.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 24, 2022 07:10 PM (O4/FG)

66 BTW, if you go back a few ONT's ago... it's not a mistake that I was asking about the best way to learn Spanish.

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2022 07:10 PM (U1eOr)

67 "The scary thing is that the Moron Horde could almost certainly have a functioning country in no time..."

SS checks keep coming?

Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at March 24, 2022 07:11 PM (qpX6U)

68 "2022 would be better than 2021 and 2020" they spoke with forked tongues while sunning on a rock.

Posted by: Pupper at March 24, 2022 07:11 PM (j48KA)

69 Biden has repeatedly violated the law in refusing to enforce Title 42, and has repeatedly been ordered by judges to enforce it.

---------

Impeach Trump Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 24, 2022 07:11 PM (8n18n)

70 65 40 Calm down everybody. They're only here for the lettuce harvest and then they'll go home.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin,

This is mostly true in the past. Problem is, they left behind 3 anchor babies with 3 baby mamacitas, a couple of warrants, and a forwarding address for their dole checks.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 24, 2022 07:10 PM (O4/FG)

The ones who are only here for the lettuce harvest HAVE FUCKING PAPERWORK.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 07:11 PM (6FeV1)

71 My wish for these American hating politicians that they have a negative encounter with an illegal alien like tens of thousands of American citizens have in the past.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 24, 2022 07:11 PM (DPqLz)

72 >>53 Home Depot is going to need a bigger parking lot.

They'll have plenty of room because millions will be boycotting them since they went woke yesterday.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 24, 2022 07:11 PM (1IJnB)

73 I'd volunteer for the processing but I don't think we have the same meaning of the word.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2022 07:11 PM (637fc)

74 28 Yeah, that's how you do it. Once the old fuck falls down into the gutter from being hit in the back of the head with a blackjack, start kicking him in the kidneys.

They can smell the death of the country, and are salivating.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 24, 2022 07:02 PM (wAnMi)

Nah, they've already killed it and are now sexually violating the corpse.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at March 24, 2022 07:11 PM (DTX3h)

75
66 BTW, if you go back a few ONT's ago... it's not a mistake that I was asking about the best way to learn Spanish.
Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2022 07:10 PM (U1eOr)

I have no intention of helping them settle. Fuck them and their enablers

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2022 07:11 PM (ONvIw)

76 Perfessor: no doubt, and it's not scary at all!

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2022 07:11 PM (U1eOr)

77 ¡Bienvenidos Nuevo Americanos!

Posted by: El Gobernador Heb Booosch at March 24, 2022 07:12 PM (guGkK)

78 Germany has to turn their reactors on and not decommission.

They need to build LNG offloading piers. They're not really there ... have to be far offshore in case ship blows up.

But in a pinch dock it normally and guard it tightly.

All in all we're getting reactors and coal and drilling. Putin really screwed himself. At best he gets the wrecked poorest country in Europe and at worst nothing but dead soldiers.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 07:12 PM (mHhDI)

79 71 My wish for these American hating politicians that they have a negative encounter with an illegal alien like tens of thousands of American citizens have in the past.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 24, 2022 07:11 PM (DPqL

I hope their children have negative encounters.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2022 07:12 PM (ONvIw)

80 We must make them legal.

Now, or in Jan of 2023.

Posted by: GoPe at March 24, 2022 07:12 PM (8E+wy)

81 Oh, come on, Ace, it's not like our border is something sacred, like, say, the Ukrainian border.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2022 07:12 PM (KFhLj)

82 "the best way to learn Spanish."

Great Courses has an excellent two-DVD course. You can probably find it free at the library. If you want to buy it from GC, wait for the annual 90%-off sale.

Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at March 24, 2022 07:13 PM (qpX6U)

83 >>>They'll have plenty of room because millions will be boycotting them since they went woke yesterday.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 24, 2022 07:11 PM (1IJnB)

I missed that one...

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 24, 2022 07:13 PM (QYPq3)

84 Calm down everybody. They're only here for the lettuce harvest and then they'll go home.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 24, 2022 07:05 PM (lz5hY)

Remember the "do you want to be paying $5 for a head of lettuce?" argument?

Well, I AM, so now what?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 24, 2022 07:13 PM (wAnMi)

85 They're all natural conservatives.
Big tent, people!

Posted by: Karl Rove at March 24, 2022 07:13 PM (guGkK)

86 BTW, if you go back a few ONT's ago... it's not a mistake that I was asking about the best way to learn Spanish.
Posted by: 496

Just get (buy) a Castizo gf, bro.

Posted by: Pupper at March 24, 2022 07:13 PM (j48KA)

87 Brandon and Putin will both be gone. We're going to be better after 2024.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 07:14 PM (mHhDI)

88 Bend over for your next Act of Love!

Posted by: El Gobernador Heb Booosch at March 24, 2022 07:14 PM (guGkK)

89 >>83 >>>They'll have plenty of room because millions will be boycotting them since they went woke yesterday.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 24, 2022 07:11 PM (1IJnB)

I missed that one...
Posted by: In Reel Life
Corporate is ramming mandatory CRT and white privilege training down their throats. Starting in Canada.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 24, 2022 07:14 PM (1IJnB)

90 A few more million Socialists might end the country

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2022 07:14 PM (2JoB8)

91 85 They're all natural conservatives.
Big tent, people!
Posted by: Karl Rove at March 24, 2022 07:13 PM (guGkK)

Lol. A lot of *them* are. You're not.

You jowly plucked poultry looking fuck.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 07:15 PM (6FeV1)

92 Anyone in the world, terrorist or criminal, can walk right in and get health care and benefits. The terrorists are in DC, bureaucrats and commies and DeepState ...

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2022 07:15 PM (Cus5s)

93 Lettuce as in cabbage. Long green. Moola. Benjamins.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2022 07:15 PM (63Dwl)

94 Estados Refritos

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2022 07:15 PM (v0R5T)

95 Nah, they've already killed it and are now sexually violating the corpse.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at March 24, 2022 07:11 PM (DTX3h)

Where's Zombie Sam Kinison when you need him?

[Rock of Ages, cleft for me...]

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 24, 2022 07:15 PM (ZSK0i)

96 So, are the gas rebate checks going to be in pesos?

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2022 07:16 PM (v0R5T)

97 >>>Well, I AM, so now what?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 24, 2022 07:13 PM (wAnMi)

Putin's fault, Fat. Small price to pay for freedom in Ukraine.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 24, 2022 07:16 PM (QYPq3)

98 84 And if they are here for the lettuce harvest, somebody fill them in on porta potties and papel hygenico. Por favor, no dump in the field, use lettuce for wipe, and throw on conveyor. Senor E Coli is a bad hombre.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 24, 2022 07:16 PM (lz5hY)

99 >>91 85 They're all natural conservatives.
Big tent, people!
Posted by: Karl Rove at March 24, 2022 07:13 PM (guGkK)

Lol. A lot of *them* are. You're not.

You jowly plucked poultry looking fuck.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I remember the video of Alex Jones chasing Rove through an airport to answer questions, Rove looked like he was shitting himself. Probably thought Jones had a gun.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 24, 2022 07:16 PM (1IJnB)

100

In case it hasn't been mentioned, 1/3 of refugees from Ukraine to France, I think, are from Africa and the middle east.

The 100,000 we are taking in will not all be hard working, grateful refugees.

It will be a biden flustercuck, as usual.

Posted by: four seasons at March 24, 2022 07:16 PM (PisyI)

101 >>>More than half of the 164,973 migrants encountered last months were expelled under Title 42.

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Remember how Biden wanted to pay hundreds of thousands to every person who was separated from their family under Trump? How much is he going to want to pay this group?

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2022 07:17 PM (U1eOr)

102 96 So, are the gas rebate checks going to be in pesos?

Biden Bucks, which are negotiable to purchase a Tesla or an abortion.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2022 07:17 PM (KFhLj)

103 RICO? https://bit.ly/3IDPcAT

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 24, 2022 07:17 PM (SchxB)

104 Gov't paper work could prevail. All South/Central's are named Juan/Juanita Gonzales. All chicoms are Xi/Mi Yen, and so on. Let them sort that out.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2022 07:17 PM (637fc)

105 But on the bright side....
My girl spawn has joined the tennis team. She had her first practice today. Its spring break and very cool cloudy and windy. Only three players there and she got an hour or so of one on one coaching while the two experienced players practiced together. Girl spawn doesn't really know how to tennis. But she enjoyed it in spite of the weather.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench

Nice

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 07:17 PM (arJlL)

106 This country will literally not survive another 3 years of this.

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I think that's the point. The objective. What a colossal disaster. Every day worse than the day before. Oh well, enjoy your new sh*thole country, illegals.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2022 07:17 PM (sVtYq)

107 God forbid Nancy Pelosi should need to pay her landscapers minimum wage.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2022 07:17 PM (Ynyl9)

108 I volunteer for the Rio Grande bear trap brigade.

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2022 07:18 PM (v0R5T)

109 Girl spawn doesn't really know how to tennis. But she enjoyed it in spite of the weather.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench

Nice
Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 07:17 PM (arJlL)

Gotta start somewhere, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 07:18 PM (6FeV1)

110 It has been observed that all the wymyn running and flooding the Euro countries with 60IQ BBC African Rapugees have said fuck you to South African and Ukrainian refugees.
What did they mean by this?

Posted by: Pupper at March 24, 2022 07:18 PM (j48KA)

111 Bem Had,

got your voice message, sent you a reply e-mail cause your phone was busy.

good luck tomorrow, and we can try again this October.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (Du33Y) - at March 24, 2022 07:18 PM (Du33Y)

112 I'll never get my FREE crack pipe now.

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 07:18 PM (arJlL)

113 In spite of the Biden administration, Texas did complete 2 miles of border wall today.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2022 07:18 PM (NpAcC)

114
This means more narcotic dealing by illegals. It means more murders by illegals. It means more fatal hit-and-runs by illegals. It means more welfare, schools more crowded with unteachable savages, and depressed wages.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 24, 2022 07:19 PM (LHnnA)

115 But the Masters of the Universe shouldn't be able to destroy the country when it's in our best interests to allow them to rule.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2022 07:19 PM (Ynyl9)

116
I'd volunteer for the processing but I don't think we have the same meaning of the word.
Posted by: Ben Had

Soylent Green factory worker.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2022 07:19 PM (63Dwl)

117 More than half of the 164,973 migrants encountered last months were expelled under Title 42.

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Chances they're just biding their time in Mexico until this thing expires and they can bum rush the border again and not be expelled? Pretty high.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2022 07:19 PM (sVtYq)

118 God forbid Nancy Pelosi should need to pay her landscapers minimum wage.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2022 07:17 PM (Ynyl9)

On the bright side, the going price of mow & blow service is going to plummet due to the glut of supply. The bad news is, I'll apply all the savings to filling my tank.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2022 07:19 PM (guGkK)

119 Remember how Biden wanted to pay hundreds of thousands to every person who was separated from their family under Trump? How much is he going to want to pay this group?
Posted by: 496

Whatta ya got?

Posted by: Tort bar at March 24, 2022 07:19 PM (O4/FG)

120 That two wheeled fucktard Abbott was supposed to secure the TX border by any means possible. Spend billions. Another POS RINO liar.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 24, 2022 07:19 PM (1IJnB)

121 Thank you, Koch Brothers and Chamber of Commerce!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2022 07:20 PM (guGkK)

122 I volunteer for the Rio Grande bear trap brigade.
Posted by: wth

We have a chubby chaser!

Posted by: Pupper at March 24, 2022 07:20 PM (j48KA)

123 "During a recent podcast appearance, Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak stated that of all the current tech companies currently active, Facebook is the one that he likes the least. Wozniak claims he shut down his Facebook account because he became "scared a bit" by the amount of his personal data collected by Mark Zuckerberg and the Masters of the Universe."

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 07:20 PM (V13WU)

124 I've lost all my fire and brimstone about the border. I mean, seriously? You fucking dopes actually want *in* right now? For reals? Well, good luck then, chochachos. We're all fucked either way, at least for the near term. Might as well get while the gettin's good.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 07:20 PM (6FeV1)

125 Nice
Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 07:17 PM (arJlL)

Gotta start somewhere, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Yep. And the coach is a really nice guy. He doesn't care if the players don't know how to play. He teaches them the game. He is very patient.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 24, 2022 07:20 PM (Vxu+H)

126 Biden Bucks: spend them while they're still worth a buck.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2022 07:21 PM (Ynyl9)

127 >> The bad news is, I'll apply all the savings to filling my tank.

But you'll need rubles or yuan for that, comrade.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2022 07:21 PM (Mzdiz)

128 I've always thought a bomb on DC would be a good thing. But, I think a few bombs on the border may be better. We're overcome with third world Gimmegrants... It has to stop. One way or another.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at March 24, 2022 07:21 PM (rJOrg)

129 Bif, I am so sorry. The joys of good customer service compels me to adjust my schedule.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2022 07:21 PM (637fc)

130 I hope every suburban Karen wine mom's daughter is raped by these illegals.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 24, 2022 07:21 PM (1IJnB)

131 The best way to learn Spanish is to closely watch Mexican weather ladies. Univision.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 24, 2022 07:22 PM (53piZ)

132 So, are the gas rebate checks going to be in pesos?
Posted by: wth

CamSoda tokens. Just enough for a 1 minute private show and control of the vibrator.

Posted by: Pupper at March 24, 2022 07:22 PM (j48KA)

133 >>>[Rock of Ages, cleft for me...]

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Sing something similar when Joe Mannix posts his lovely pics: Cleft of ages, rock for me.

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2022 07:23 PM (U1eOr)

134 re 118: and the people who are here already will enjoy seeing their income go down. Natural Conservatives of the future.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2022 07:23 PM (Ynyl9)

135 Home Depot is going to need a bigger parking lot.
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They'll have plenty of room because millions will be boycotting them since they went woke yesterday.

I must have missed it. What did Home Depot do yesterday? FWIW, I've always preferred Lowe's because they're on Brady Campaign's naughty list for reasons unknown and because their employees seem marginally less incompetent than HD.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 24, 2022 07:23 PM (nfrXX)

136 Bif, I am so sorry. The joys of good customer service compels me to adjust my schedule.
Posted by: Ben Had

don't be sorry, i'm happy you get a client that may be spending $ tomorrow. a weekday was a long shot anyway. i'll see you in October.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (Du33Y) - at March 24, 2022 07:24 PM (Du33Y)

137 Yep. And the coach is a really nice guy. He doesn't care if the players don't know how to play. He teaches them the game. He is very patient.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

That's great !

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 07:25 PM (arJlL)

138 In my experience, Black and White kids are fucking ghouls... absolute sociopaths. I'm literally afraid for my safety and property around some of them they're that psychotic. Spanish kids tend to be a bit restrained, most likely because their parents still whup the everloving tar out of them if they act up, and there's not a Public Servant between both horizons with the steez to tell Paco he can't smack his nino when he's acting up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 07:25 PM (6FeV1)

139 [Rock of Ages, cleft for me...]

That's ALWAYS gonna remind me of the Sam Kinison bit.....

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 07:26 PM (arJlL)

140 For some savage amusement I want to see people hiring illegals ask them for their pronouns.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2022 07:26 PM (637fc)

141 This means more narcotic dealing by illegals. It means more murders by illegals. It means more fatal hit-and-runs by illegals. It means more welfare, schools more crowded with unteachable savages, and depressed wages.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Look, the genocide of Heritage Americans is a small price to pay for Republican victories.

Posted by: Cat the Turd at March 24, 2022 07:26 PM (j48KA)

142 Biden will have to call in the military ... to fly 200k illegals into battleground states under cover of darkness. (they have been doing this all along)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2022 07:26 PM (Cus5s)

143 Even our shithole country is worth more than the shithole country they came from. Most come here with nothing.

If we had resources ...those jobs that went overseas...we could harness them and profit. But nobody left or right is doing that.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 07:26 PM (mHhDI)

144
Oh great, I see Brandon said that food shortages are going to be real. And spectacular.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2022 07:27 PM (Mzdiz)

145 I must have missed it. What did Home Depot do yesterday? FWIW, I've always preferred Lowe's because they're on Brady Campaign's naughty list for reasons unknown and because their employees seem marginally less incompetent than HD.
Posted by: Oddbob

Someone got ahold of a employee brochure that is straight CRT bullshit. HD replied immediately that it was from their Canadian subsidiary and wasn't meant for circulation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2022 07:27 PM (p6Md5)

146 144 - link?

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2022 07:27 PM (U1eOr)

147 we could harness them and profit

go on . . .

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2022 07:27 PM (KFhLj)

148 Oh great, I see Brandon said that food shortages are going to be real. And spectacular.

--

Winter of death has morphed into summer of starvation.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2022 07:27 PM (sVtYq)

149 HOME DEPOT story

https://tinyurl.com/25tybx3v

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 07:28 PM (UHVv4)

150 Bif, longstanding client that spends lots of dollars. I wouldn't stiff you for a one off.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2022 07:28 PM (637fc)

151 That's ALWAYS gonna remind me of the Sam Kinison bit.....
Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 07:26 PM (arJlL)

That was *exactly* my point.

Sam, laying there dead, saying "Ok, I'm dead, that wasn't so bad. Eternal peace, etc., etc. Wait, what's this? Auhhhwwww, ahhhhhh!"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 24, 2022 07:28 PM (ZSK0i)

152 My subsidiary is from Canada. You wouldn't know her.

Posted by: Home Depot at March 24, 2022 07:28 PM (KFhLj)

153 I guess the Dems expect this will help them turn the polls around. Especially when all the illegals who were registered to vote when they got their driver's licenses will be voting Dem.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2022 07:29 PM (Ynyl9)

154 Only almost three more years of this.

Unless a few things occur.

Veto-proof majorities of GOP are elected in the fall (not really feasible, given the Senate mechanics). AND said GOP majorities actually taken radical (in previous eras, what would be fairly routine) action. AND said legislative changes are observed and followed by the administration.

I see only three (laughably bad) failure points here.

Enjoy!

Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2022 07:29 PM (OTzUX)

155 Oh great, I see Brandon said that food shortages are going to be real. And spectacular.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2022 07:27 PM (Mzdiz)
........

That's why we need more Honduran tortilla vendors!

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2022 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

156 Someone got ahold of a employee brochure that is straight CRT bullshit. HD replied immediately that it was from their Canadian subsidiary and wasn't meant for circulation.

So like a kindergarten gay pride parade it's OK because we weren't supposed to find out?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 24, 2022 07:29 PM (SchxB)

157 We are so totally, utterly, completely fucked.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 07:29 PM (II3Gr)

158 Forget it Jake, it's Canada.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 24, 2022 07:30 PM (oWBc3)

159 HOME DEPOT story

https://tinyurl.com/25tybx3v

Thanks.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 24, 2022 07:30 PM (nfrXX)

160 re 151: for those who don't know that Kinison bit, it ends with him screaming IT NEVER ENDS!!!

Hillary 2024, because we deserve it good and hard.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2022 07:30 PM (Ynyl9)

161
Here's a Blaze tweet with a click of Brandon babbling about food shortages:

https://tinyurl.com/y99vnfg7

That will go to nitter link, not twatter directly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2022 07:31 PM (Mzdiz)

162 Newsom is giving $400x 2 for registered car gas subsidy. Comes off income tax... that's a catch!

No car then 3 month public transportation free.
Dirty secret ... Public transportation IS FREE for government workers and poor.

So very few can grift the $800.
I'm one of them

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 07:31 PM (mHhDI)

163 *puts Insom's name on a room at Casa Ben Had*

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2022 07:31 PM (637fc)

164

Capital Eff,

Your comment #130 is disgusting.

Posted by: four seasons at March 24, 2022 07:31 PM (PisyI)

165 Winter of death has morphed into summer of starvation.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2022 07:27 PM (sVtYq)

Prep, quietly.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2022 07:31 PM (ONvIw)

166 China infiltrates North Dakota:
https://tinyurl.com/2s3fw2yd

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 24, 2022 07:32 PM (5HBd1)

167 "Biden has repeatedly violated the law in refusing to enforce Title 42, and has repeatedly been ordered by judges to enforce it."
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Laws are for little people.

Posted by: Javems at March 24, 2022 07:32 PM (AmoqO)

168 food shortages? Pshaw. You can eat bugs and weeds. I understand squirrels and tree bark go great together in the crock pot.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2022 07:32 PM (Ynyl9)

169 Going to see a Michael Martin Murphy - cowboy songs and Wildfire for you pop culture people. Guy is 76, hope he makes it through tonight!

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 24, 2022 07:32 PM (oWBc3)

170 Oh the "country" will "survive" - easily. It'll just be even more degraded, in every respect. An enormous amount of ruin in a country with such a spectacular *legacy* inheritance of wealth and organization. We're not even close to the limits on that. The country will survive beyond the lifespan of anyone reading this now.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2022 07:33 PM (OTzUX)

171 >>>Prep, quietly.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2022 07:31 PM (ONvIw)

VERY quietly.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 24, 2022 07:33 PM (QYPq3)

172 80s Japanese Pop

https://youtu.be/WCCovrKvAtU

Remember songs that have a hook and a tease before the refrain?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 24, 2022 07:33 PM (ybIRR)

173
No car then 3 month public transportation free.
Dirty secret ... Public transportation IS FREE for government workers and poor.

So very few can grift the $800.
I'm one of them
Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 07:31 PM (mHhDI)

It'd be so much easier to repeal the latest gas tax. Think of the overhead in administering this policy. It's so stupid.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2022 07:33 PM (KvJ5z)

174 You're welcome, Oddbob.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 07:35 PM (UHVv4)

175 *puts Insom's name on a room at Casa Ben Had*
Posted by: Ben Had

(sniffs armpits....)

shrugs

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 07:35 PM (arJlL)

176 as Tiffany Malloy once said, Canada and Mexico are basically the hat and shoes of the US.

and as Spike Jones once said, Good luck

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2022 07:35 PM (Ynyl9)

177 163 *puts Insom's name on a room at Casa Ben Had*
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2022 07:31 PM (637fc)

An honor and privilege. *bows humbly*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 07:35 PM (II3Gr)

178 VERY quietly.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 24, 2022 07:33 PM (QYPq3)

I do. There's no reason for the neighbors, or my husband's friends who refuse to have food in the house, to know. I have no intention of feeding the people who didn't prepare or don't want to pay the prices.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2022 07:35 PM (ONvIw)

179 But polling numbers and GOP gainzzz, guyz.

Come on.

And Trump didn't completely solve this problem during his term, so we need fresh blood. Because it's not a systemic (slow motion) collapse here, it's all about personalities.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2022 07:35 PM (OTzUX)

180 We're gonna get rodgered up the fartclam

Posted by: ballistic at March 24, 2022 07:35 PM (oXNqT)

181 Laws are for little people.
Posted by: Javems at March 24, 2022 07:32 PM (AmoqO)

Pretty much, yeah.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 07:36 PM (II3Gr)

182 Laws are for little people.
Posted by: Javems at March 24, 2022 07:32 PM (AmoqO)
........

They're only going to deport the midgets?

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2022 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

183 Whole lotta preppers getting ready for the planet's biggest collective I Told You So soon....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 07:36 PM (6FeV1)

184 >>>Laws are for little people.

Posted by: Javems at March 24, 2022 07:32 PM (AmoqO)

Phone books are for little people.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 24, 2022 07:37 PM (QYPq3)

185 Fuck DST.

Posted by: Pupper at March 24, 2022 07:37 PM (j48KA)

186 182 Laws are for little people.
Posted by: Javems at March 24, 2022 07:32 PM (AmoqO)
........

They're only going to deport the midgets?
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2022 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

Darby O'Gill will be in charge of the operation.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 07:37 PM (II3Gr)

187 I hope every suburban Karen wine mom's daughter is raped by these illegals.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 24, 2022 07:21 PM (1IJnB)

We're already seeing Guetamalans vs Mexicans fights in our local high school, and this is in the most conservative area of friggin IOWA. We certainly didn't vote for this crap.

Of course, my NeverTrump inlaws have suddenly started locking their door at night, but refuse to say why.

Posted by: pookysgirl, with no attack kittehs at March 24, 2022 07:37 PM (XKZwp)

188 142Biden will have to call in the military ... to fly 200k illegals into battleground states under cover of darkness. (they have been doing this all along)
Posted by: illiniwek

That's correct. The Republicans here in sunshine land are getting almost arrogant/complacent about the coming midterms, while the Dems seem fairly quiet. Tells me the latter are up to their eyeballs in no-good.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 24, 2022 07:37 PM (/MyHj)

189 oh come on, if Pelosi can have $12 pints of ice cream in her $20,000 freezer, so can you. You're all worth like $200 million, aren't you?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2022 07:38 PM (Ynyl9)

190 144
Oh great, I see Brandon said that food shortages are going to be real. And spectacular.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2022 07:27 PM (Mzdiz)

He brings us so much that we have never seen before! BRB, have to towel off my nether regions. I haven't felt like this since I watched Mitt Romney at a debate.

Posted by: Jen Rubin at March 24, 2022 07:38 PM (71xoW)

191 During the Great Depression, they would can weeds, just to have something to can.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 24, 2022 07:38 PM (5HBd1)

192 Cold-blooded, calculated murder of a country, in every single thing they do.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 24, 2022 07:38 PM (H8QX8)

193 I think this is one reason everyone hated trump - he pulled the curtain aside and showed what was really happening at the border. D+Rs colluding to let anyone in. They kept saying there was nothing they could do about illegal immigration. Trump showed them to be liars - we can stop it any time we want. It's not even that hard.

So now, Biden is all YOLO. I mean, why pretend to do anything? Just toss out the rules, ignore the laws, and welcome them in.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 24, 2022 07:38 PM (+DS2f)

194 laws are for all people.

enforcement is just a little matter of whatever.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2022 07:39 PM (Ynyl9)

195 JT, you too can come and live in the barn.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2022 07:39 PM (637fc)

196 Lord Farrkwad/Biden: "Some of you may die/starve, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."

Posted by: Thrawn at March 24, 2022 07:39 PM (hR5xa)

197 194 laws are for all people.

enforcement is just a little matter of whatever.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2022 07:39 PM (Ynyl9)

It's no fun breaking the law if there isn't a law to get away with breaking.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 07:40 PM (6FeV1)

198 So like a kindergarten gay pride parade it's OK because we weren't supposed to find out?
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Hard to tell from a distance but it does not bode well for the company's direction.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2022 07:40 PM (p6Md5)

199 We really need to look for someplace else to live. America is dead and it's never coming back. I'm completely serious.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 07:40 PM (3LDe0)

200 We're gonna get rodgered up the fartclam
Posted by: ballistic at March 24, 2022 07:35 PM (oXNqT)

I don't know exactly what this means but I feel horny.

Posted by: Don Lemoan at March 24, 2022 07:40 PM (v0R5T)

201 re 197: unless it's better than going to work.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2022 07:41 PM (Ynyl9)

202 183 Whole lotta preppers getting ready for the planet's biggest collective I Told You So soon....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 07:36 PM (6FeV1)

They should bitch as much as the non-preppers, and STFU. The non-preppers will turn people in to the local officals to have their food raided in the event of serious shortage.

The other day my husband was saying that he planned to "share' and said "let all who are hungry, come and eat" (from the hagadah). Kid1 said "if my kid go without because you had to do mitzvahs, I'll make you sorry". He STFU, family first, second, and third

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2022 07:41 PM (ONvIw)

203 JT, you too can come and live in the barn.
Posted by: Ben Had

!

(stop snickering, Insom !)

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 07:41 PM (arJlL)

204 ...do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic;

Volunteers? What oath?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 24, 2022 07:42 PM (S3EUx)

205 I am not a good farmer...

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 07:42 PM (V13WU)

206 >>>We really need to look for someplace else to live. America is dead and it's never coming back. I'm completely serious.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 07:40 PM (3LDe0)

Pedo Island is going up for sale.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 24, 2022 07:42 PM (QYPq3)

207 But the mid-terms, guys.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2022 07:42 PM (OTzUX)

208 i might have to start a gang of food thieves...

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 07:43 PM (V13WU)

209 Shorter Biden: Let them eat bugs.

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2022 07:43 PM (v0R5T)

210 well, just remember, if things get bad enough, Moschiach or Jesus might come soon. Remind me to eat a lot in the meanwhile. And board up the windows.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2022 07:43 PM (Ynyl9)

211 208 i might have to start a gang of food thieves...
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 07:43 PM (V13WU)

So we all need to buy more ammo?

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2022 07:43 PM (ONvIw)

212 72 >>53 Home Depot is going to need a bigger parking lot.

They'll have plenty of room because millions will be boycotting them since they went woke yesterday.

----
Thanks for the heads-up
https://is.gd/Y5dlGF

"While we fully support diversity across our company, this material was not created or approved by our corporate diversity, equity and inclusion department," a Home Depot spokesperson told Fox.

Why would a building supplies company need to worry about equity, diversity and inclusion? What do those terms mean anyway? You have equal pay for equal work, hire on merit

Posted by: Ciampino at March 24, 2022 07:43 PM (qfLjt)

213 >>>Pedo Island is going up for sale.
Posted by: In Reel Life

This prick is destroying this country, and he enjoys it. Piece of filth.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 07:43 PM (3LDe0)

214 Wyatt, Honduras should just about be empty. One small group of Moron's would suffice to claim it.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2022 07:43 PM (637fc)

215 Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2022 07:44 PM (dscaa)

216 199 We really need to look for someplace else to live. America is dead and it's never coming back. I'm completely serious.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 07:40 PM (3LDe0)

I'm still on the boat that says this is all good... Barbaric forces have been whittling away at liberty quietly since Reconstruction, and it's only now that they've gotten bold enough (or stupid enough) to make themselves known to the general public. The worse they get, the better things will be, just so long as the survivors of whatever happens remember what brought us to this point:

Adhocracy. Hot Take Morality. Vae Victis. A Conservatism that conserves Barbarism and a Liberalism that champions Enslavement.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 07:44 PM (6FeV1)

217 The destruction of the former US has sped up pace.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2022 07:44 PM (lgeFv)

218 212 My cat hit POST before I was done!!

Posted by: Ciampino at March 24, 2022 07:45 PM (qfLjt)

219 JT, I live in the barn.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2022 07:45 PM (637fc)

220 Was at Homey Depot 2 times today, not sure if store policy or paranoia but almost every employee was masked

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2022 07:45 PM (2JoB8)

221 Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2022 07:23 PM (U1eOr

I have no intention of singing "Cleft Of Ages cleft for me." I know the difference between a great hymn of faith written by a man who wrote it in reference to The saving power of Jesus and the cleft between the breasts of some tick Tok cutie whom Joe Mannix posts.

Good grief this place is just incredibly depressing sometimes

And I'm sorry your wife is ill and I have been praying for her

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2022 07:45 PM (wrfI8)

222 "NeverTrump, and Conservative, Inc., and their corporate archlibertarian open borders fanatic donors, are responsible."

You can say they got what they asked for, but you can't really say they are responsible. They didn't fill out all those fake ballots.

Posted by: borderline at March 24, 2022 07:46 PM (Uzh5E)

223 My hatred for these people and the people who are enablers knows no limits. Motherfuckers.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 24, 2022 07:46 PM (YglAn)

224 >>>I'm still on the boat that says this is all good... Barbaric forces have been whittling away at liberty quietly since Reconstruction, and it's only now that they've gotten bold enough (or stupid enough) to make themselves known to the general public

Wish I had your optimism.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 07:46 PM (3LDe0)

225 Wyatt the destruction is 100% the doing of the voters who have allowed some version of this for decades now. And who, when miraculously gifted an alternative - that showed nearly instantly how much better and feasible it was - decided "nah, we'll take decline and idiocy and racism and disorder".

Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2022 07:46 PM (OTzUX)

226 So, if I get a birthing person pregnant, then decide I'm a chick, am I also a mother? Would be beneficial during a custody hearing.

Posted by: Mean Tweets at March 24, 2022 07:46 PM (wkAUR)

227 Meant "Cleft of Ages" rock for me

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2022 07:46 PM (wrfI8)

228 >>[214 Wyatt, Honduras should just about be empty. One small group of Moron's would suffice to claim it.
Posted by: Ben Had

I'm in. I like soccer.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 07:47 PM (3LDe0)

229 JT, I live in the barn.
Posted by: Ben Had

WHOA !

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 07:48 PM (arJlL)

230 >>>So, if I get a birthing person pregnant, then decide I'm a chick, am I also a mother? Would be beneficial during a custody hearing.

Posted by: Mean Tweets at March 24, 2022 07:46 PM (wkAUR)

Ask your gynecologist.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 24, 2022 07:48 PM (QYPq3)

231 193 I think this is one reason everyone hated trump - he pulled the curtain aside and showed what was really happening at the border.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp

At this point, I could believe that to have any position in DC you have to go through some kind of ritual where you swear allegiance to Satan, and that Trump simply refused.

In fact, I am convinced of it. And that ritual involves children and Pelosi and a whip.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 24, 2022 07:48 PM (O4/FG)

232 >>>225 Wyatt the destruction is 100% the doing of the voters who have allowed some version of this for decades now

True enough, Rhomboid

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 07:48 PM (3LDe0)

233 Wish I had your optimism.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 07:46 PM (3LDe0)

It's more insouciant patience, really.

I got no kids. Let the world burn.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 07:48 PM (6FeV1)

234 USA Today (or is that USA Toady?) on whether you can tell a woman.

Scientists, gender law scholars and philosophers of biology said Jackson's response was commendable, though perhaps misleading. It's useful, they say, that Jackson suggested science could help answer Blackburn's question, but they note that a competent biologist would not be able to offer a definitive answer either. Scientists agree there is no sufficient way to clearly define what makes someone a woman, and with billions of women on the planet, there is much variation.

-
The science isn't settled!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 24, 2022 07:48 PM (FVME7)

235 228 >>[214 Wyatt, Honduras should just about be empty. One small group of Moron's would suffice to claim it.
Posted by: Ben Had

I'm in. I like soccer.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 07:47 PM (3LDe0)

And if anything good came of it, the "natives" would come back and kick us out of "their country".

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2022 07:49 PM (ONvIw)

236 >[214 Wyatt, Honduras should just about be empty. One small group of Moron's would suffice to claim it.
Posted by: Ben Had

(starts singing...)

In my mind
I'm going to Honduras

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 07:49 PM (arJlL)

237
In fact, I am convinced of it. And that ritual involves children and Pelosi and a whip.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 24, 2022 07:48 PM (O4/FG)

They're evil.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2022 07:50 PM (ONvIw)

238 CN, I think we would have no problem keeping that border secure.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2022 07:50 PM (637fc)

239 And if they are here for the lettuce harvest, somebody fill them in on porta potties and papel hygenico. Por favor, no dump in the field, use lettuce for wipe, and throw on conveyor. Senor E Coli is a bad hombre.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 24, 2022 07:16 PM (lz5hY)

Freakin' hysterical. But true. We call them Mexican space shuttles. They have a trailer with a bunch on them they haul from field to field, mostly just for show. The guy who pumps them out is not even half as busy as a construction site with fewer people. And those bean burritos come out looking the same as going in, just inside out.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 24, 2022 07:50 PM (wAnMi)

240 Follow the Science.

No, not that Science. The other one! Are you TRYING to get us all killed?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 07:51 PM (6FeV1)

241 In fact, I am convinced of it. And that ritual involves children and Pelosi and a whip.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 24, 2022 07:48 PM (O4/FG)

You left out the knife and goblet.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 24, 2022 07:52 PM (wAnMi)

242 You have to admit the concept of a sovereign nation state based upon a common set of morals and an expectation that your (normal) fellow citizens would adhere to those standards was pretty outrageous back in the day, but we have gone far beyond any reasonable doubt that the forces of evil will do their best to destroy any such artificial "civilization"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2022 07:52 PM (hOUT3)

243 238 CN, I think we would have no problem keeping that border secure.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2022 07:50 PM (637fc)

I'm sure all the ron and ettes are more than up to the task, but I suspect the "natives" would get help not afforded us.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2022 07:52 PM (ONvIw)

244 Ask your gynecologist.

Why? It's about what I identify as, right? I've actually been referred to as a "mother" more than once!

Posted by: Mean Tweets at March 24, 2022 07:52 PM (wkAUR)

245 Pedo Island is going up for sale.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose

Travel Channel should buy it and make those faggy Ghost Adventures Hunters work and live there.

Posted by: Pupper at March 24, 2022 07:52 PM (j48KA)

246 It's more insouciant patience, really.

I spend more time looking up the words you people use.

Posted by: oldraceral at March 24, 2022 07:53 PM (qRi2K)

247 242 You have to admit the concept of a sovereign nation state based upon a common set of morals and an expectation that your (normal) fellow citizens would adhere to those standards was pretty outrageous back in the day, but we have gone far beyond any reasonable doubt that the forces of evil will do their best to destroy any such artificial "civilization"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2022 07:52 PM (hOUT3)

There are only two reasons to follow The Rules:

1) Because we all more or less agreed on these Rules, and life will be far more annoying for everyone if I don't.

2) Because the King Said So, and the King's Men will fucking kill me if I don't.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 07:54 PM (6FeV1)

248 225 Wyatt the destruction is 100% the doing of the voters who have allowed some version of this for decades now. And who, when miraculously gifted an alternative - that showed nearly instantly how much better and feasible it was - decided "nah, we'll take decline and idiocy and racism and disorder".

Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2022 07:46 PM (OTzUX)

Case study: the recall election of Newsom. California voters had a rare opportunity to begin the demolishment of the Leftist empire that has brought their state to ruin. Instead they endorsed it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 24, 2022 07:54 PM (H8QX8)

249 fuck that, it's war, they're all going back. And we're hanging all the catholic charities traitors too.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 07:55 PM (ZZK0E)

250 boy, so glad we give a fuck about ukraine's borders.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 07:55 PM (ZZK0E)

251 >>>I think we would have no problem keeping that border secure.

>The ROE are drastically different when you're a volunteer vs. when you're a conscript. The lawyers will be the first to go.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 24, 2022 07:55 PM (S3EUx)

252 biden should be impeached for what he caused at the southern border

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2022 07:55 PM (Irn0L)

253 I want a golden goblin goblet!
I refuse to elaborate.

Posted by: Pupper at March 24, 2022 07:55 PM (j48KA)

254 I see only three (laughably bad) failure points here.

Enjoy!
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2022 07:29 PM (OTzUX)

yeah, given the fact that only 1/3 of the Senate is up for election this year, and that most of the seats up for grabs are already Republican, it will take a huge wave to pick up any more than 3 or 4 seats. So, no veto proof anything.

What I see happening from 2022 - 2024 is total gridlock as there is a virtual civil war between the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches. In a time of crisis that is only going to keep getting worse, I expect the Federal Govm't to spiral down into complete, incompetent, irrelevancy.

And I can't even speculate as to where that will lead; but there's been a lot of dystopian fiction that's been written that might be close.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 07:55 PM (evAgx)

255
Case study: the recall election of Newsom. California voters had a rare opportunity to begin the demolishment of the Leftist empire that has brought their state to ruin. Instead they endorsed it.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 24, 2022 07:54 PM (H8QX

Totally the electorate

Posted by: Dominion and boxes of Newsome votes at March 24, 2022 07:55 PM (ONvIw)

256 Case study: the recall election of Newsom. California voters had a rare opportunity to begin the demolishment of the Leftist empire that has brought their state to ruin. Instead they endorsed it.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 24, 2022 07:54 PM (H8QX

Did they, though?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 07:55 PM (6FeV1)

257 Did anyone ever ask that cocksucker Buckley what was so fucking bad about the Birchers?

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2022 07:56 PM (y7DUB)

258 252 biden should be impeached for what he caused at the southern border
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2022 07:55 PM (Irn0L)

And who will do this "Grahamnesty", Mitch, Romney, and the other open cheap labor boys in the band?

Posted by: CN The First at March 24, 2022 07:56 PM (ONvIw)

259 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2022 07:45 PM (wrfI

-----

Your prayers are appreciated.

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2022 07:57 PM (U1eOr)

260 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2022 07:45 PM (wrfI

-----
more than you know.

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2022 07:57 PM (U1eOr)

261 I wonder if that Judge will deem this uncon too.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 07:57 PM (ZZK0E)

262 257 Did anyone ever ask that cocksucker Buckley what was so fucking bad about the Birchers?
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2022 07:56 PM (y7DUB)

They were anti communists.

And all of Buckley's bestest best besties were communists. imean... FORMER communists. Shut up. Antisemite.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 07:58 PM (6FeV1)

263 257 Mean letters to the Editor.

Posted by: Bete at March 24, 2022 07:58 PM (8E+wy)

264 It's more insouciant patience, really.

I spend more time looking up the words you people use.
Posted by: oldraceral

What's a raceral ?

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 07:58 PM (arJlL)

265 nd who will do this "Grahamnesty", Mitch, Romney, and the other open cheap labor boys in the band?
Posted by: CN The First at Mar

----

the mood in DC will be a bit different in 2024

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 07:58 PM (ZZK0E)

266 34 Alex Jones > Rush Limbaugh
But you guys are not ready to have this conversation yet.

I wouldn't say better but his equal. I started checking him out on klowd TV, ran across it by accident right after the 2020 non election and still check it every few days.

Posted by: Ethan Saunders at March 24, 2022 07:58 PM (W1E3x)

267 this is war though. deport everyone.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 07:58 PM (ZZK0E)

268 Case study: the recall election of Newsom. California voters had a rare opportunity to begin the demolishment of the Leftist empire that has brought their state to ruin. Instead they endorsed it.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 24, 2022 07:54 PM (H8QX

If you look at the laws they've enacted, California has gone full Venezuela with their elections. There is no possibility of any honest elections there ever again, not without a 10 year Federal Reconstruction while no voting is allowed at all. (which I favor for that state). It's not even appropriate to say that "they cheat"; they really don't. They've changed the laws to where it is completely Legal for the Dem Party to invent hundreds of thousands of votes anytime they want and count them as real. And there's no point "exposing" it; it's Too Late for California.

if you live there, GET OUT.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 07:58 PM (evAgx)

269 219 JT, I live in the barn.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2022 07:45 PM (637fc)

I've slept in a barn before, course I was supposed to be working.

Posted by: Javems at March 24, 2022 07:59 PM (AmoqO)

270 265 LOL.

Posted by: Tea Party candidates at March 24, 2022 07:59 PM (8E+wy)

271
the mood in DC will be a bit different in 2024
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 07:58 PM (ZZK0E

They should have millions of new citizens by then, so no, they'll be sitting pretty.

Posted by: CN The First at March 24, 2022 07:59 PM (ONvIw)

272 And I can't even speculate as to where that will lead; but there's been a lot of dystopian fiction that's been written that might be close.
Posted by: Tom Servo

We must destroy the Pet Cemetery to prevent the Octogenarian Class from destroying the planet!

Posted by: Pupper at March 24, 2022 08:00 PM (j48KA)

273 They want us to be worked up, frightened and unhappy. They want us to be afraid. Why would you give in to that? None of us knows what tomorrow will be like. We need communities, friends, companions. We need to preserve what knowledge we can.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 24, 2022 08:00 PM (5HBd1)

274 Thanks for the heads-up
https://is.gd/Y5dlGF
"While we fully support diversity across our company, this material was not created or approved by our corporate diversity, equity and inclusion department,"
Why would a building supplies company need to worry about equity, diversity and inclusion? What do those terms mean anyway?... Posted by: Ciampino at March 24, 2022 07:43 PM (qfLjt)

They all have departments of woke these days. All of them. And I laughed when a friend from Apple started bitching about a "diversity" VP all those years ago.

I avoid HD as often as possible, even though it's the closest hardware by a stretch. But I've learned if I go there, I might find 3 out of 5 items I need. And, it'll take me forever to find them - even if I look up their location ahead of time online. They suck. If I drive an extra 5 minutes to get to Ace, somebody will greet me at the door, walk me to what I'm looking for, and stay with me as long as I want. It might cost an extra few bucks, but it'll be right and it'll be decent. If I need to return it, it'll take me no time at all, opposed to standing in the return line 30 minutes.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 24, 2022 08:00 PM (wAnMi)

275 Javems, I really do live in a barndominium . I open the door and I am at work.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2022 08:01 PM (637fc)

276 . We need to preserve what knowledge we can.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 24, 2022 08:00 PM (5HBd1)

This sounds rather fearful

Posted by: CN The First at March 24, 2022 08:01 PM (ONvIw)

277 496, you are soooooo going to hell for looking at pretty lady parts!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 08:01 PM (II3Gr)

278 What's a raceral ?
Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 07:58 PM (arJlL)
A 29+ guy that still plays with toy cars.

Posted by: oldraceral at March 24, 2022 08:01 PM (qRi2K)

279 257 Did anyone ever ask that cocksucker Buckley what was so fucking bad about the Birchers?
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2022 07:56 PM (y7DUB)

I believe most of the radical claims against the Birchers were simply made up, just as the Left and the Never Trumpers today (but I repeat myself) say that all of us here are rabid Q-Anon supporters. (which I have decided was a Glowie operation from the start)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 08:01 PM (evAgx)

280 272 Can we all just agree to destroy Stephen King, just on principle?

Posted by: Bete at March 24, 2022 08:01 PM (8E+wy)

281 280 272 Can we all just agree to destroy Stephen King, just on principle?
Posted by: Bete at March 24, 2022 08:01 PM (8E+wy)

That goes without saying.

Posted by: CN The First at March 24, 2022 08:02 PM (ONvIw)

282 273 They want us to be worked up, frightened and unhappy. They want us to be afraid. Why would you give in to that? None of us knows what tomorrow will be like. We need communities, friends, companions. We need to preserve what knowledge we can.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 24, 2022 08:00 PM (5HBd1)

I've cut the cable. I have disabled every single news feed I possibly can. Outside of this place and idle gossip, I would have no idea what is going on.

The fun thing is, it's *because* of this place that I immediately grok the idle gossip I do over hear.... People are super, super pissed. Nobody volunteers how much they like what's happening i public. EVERYONE, to a unit, who brings up politics in public within earshot of me, is disgusted with FJB and the junta in general.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 08:02 PM (6FeV1)

283
Meme:

Little kid: Mommy, where do politicians come from?"

Mommy: "Well, when a clown and a serial killer love each other very much...."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2022 08:02 PM (Mzdiz)

284

My dad would yell at us-shut the door, we don't live in a barn, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at March 24, 2022 08:02 PM (PisyI)

285 RacerAl is RacerBobby's brother, no?

Posted by: CN The First at March 24, 2022 08:03 PM (ONvIw)

286 I fully expect some books, movies and documents to become off limits. Sort of like Fahrenheit 451, if you want some dystopia.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 24, 2022 08:03 PM (5HBd1)

287 I already notice a lot of guys selling flowers on the side of the road....they were Juan for a while but are now back.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 08:03 PM (ZZK0E)

288 My dad would yell at us-shut the door, we don't live in a barn, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at March 24, 2022 08:02 PM (PisyI)

hehe.. I always got "born in a barn" from my dad and grandpa.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 08:03 PM (6FeV1)

289 277 Eh, I'm on the train anyway, might as well check out some scenery.

Posted by: Bete at March 24, 2022 08:03 PM (8E+wy)

290 Any self-respecting electorate would have tossed Newsom simply based on his serial violation of his own Covid rules, but slaves are notoriously low on self respect.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2022 08:04 PM (KFhLj)

291 I already notice a lot of guys selling flowers on the side of the road.

==

those flowers are funeral flowers left on graves

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 08:04 PM (V13WU)

292
Just saw this reference to Moderna and Pfizer attempts to get the "vaccine" approved for young children: "Clots for Tots".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2022 08:04 PM (Mzdiz)

293 The fun thing is, it's *because* of this place that I immediately grok the idle gossip I do over hear.... People are super, super pissed. Nobody volunteers how much they like what's happening i public. EVERYONE, to a unit, who brings up politics in public within earshot of me, is disgusted with FJB and the junta in general.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 08:02 PM (6FeV1)

And they trash in Dc simply don't care what we think. The cheaper the labor, the bigger their cut. DC is the epicenter of evil.

Posted by: CN The First at March 24, 2022 08:04 PM (ONvIw)

294 The fun thing is, it's *because* of this place that I immediately grok the idle gossip I do over hear.... People are super, super pissed. Nobody volunteers how much they like what's happening i public. EVERYONE, to a unit, who brings up politics in public within earshot of me, is disgusted with FJB and the junta in general.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 08:02 PM (6FeV1)

I've only seen the country's mood this bad once before - Summer of '79.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 08:04 PM (evAgx)

295 ,,,collected and resold...repurposed you might say

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 08:04 PM (V13WU)

296 Just finished up last day of work. Now what?

Posted by: Infidel at March 24, 2022 08:04 PM (ou23q)

297 Some friends laughed that I had 30k rounds in storage, others laughed that I only had 30k. Modern America.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 24, 2022 08:05 PM (oWBc3)

298 I've cut the cable. I have disabled every single news feed I possibly can. Outside of this place and idle gossip, I would have no idea what is going on.

JJ Sefton for the win!

Posted by: oldraceral at March 24, 2022 08:05 PM (qRi2K)

299 283 When Hell is full the damned will walk the Earth.

Which is probably why it is good I don't have kids.

Posted by: Bete at March 24, 2022 08:05 PM (8E+wy)

300 277 496, you are soooooo going to hell for looking at pretty lady parts!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 08:01 PM (II3Gr)

-----
I'm torn, really. I've been told by my pastor that I'm marked as Christ's own forever. And yet...

Anyway, I'll cut back on the randy jokes. What I find funny, not everybody does.

*says to self: don't say fartclam. don't say fartclam . DON'T SAY FARTCLAM*

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2022 08:05 PM (U1eOr)

301 Alex Jones > Rush Limbaugh
But you guys are not ready to have this conversation yet.

I wouldn't say better but his equal. I started checking him out on klowd TV, ran across it by accident right after the 2020 non election and still check it every few days.
Posted by: Ethan Saunders

I was an AJ enjoyr since 98. Bought all his VHS and early dvd documentaries. He was on point (except for Y2k).
Check out his early work from late 90s to 2010ish. Long cut Endgame was his masterpiece.

Posted by: Pupper at March 24, 2022 08:05 PM (j48KA)

302 Hiya Marlene !

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 08:06 PM (arJlL)

303

Infidel,

Rest and destress. You deserve that.

Posted by: four seasons at March 24, 2022 08:06 PM (PisyI)

304 We are a nation that has slowly, over generations, learned to take representative government for granted.

This country is weird. This system is weird. There is nothing normal about it. "Normal" means you shut the fuck up and do what the local baron or daimyo or warlord tells you to do.

We don't even really know how to handle the idea that our representatives don't represent us.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 08:06 PM (6FeV1)

305 Hiya JT!

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 24, 2022 08:06 PM (5HBd1)

306 Just finished up last day of work. Now what?

You mean like ," you are now retired" last day of work ??

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 08:06 PM (V13WU)

307 296 Block their number so they can't call you to fix things for the next 6 months?

Posted by: Bete at March 24, 2022 08:06 PM (8E+wy)

308 Was waiting for the Cafe but not here yet, could be in a minute or 1/2 hr.
Goodnight horde and have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2022 08:06 PM (2JoB8)

309 275 Javems, I really do live in a barndominium . I open the door and I am at work.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2022 08:01 PM (637fc)

Better than taking the bus! I've seen some nice digs in barns before, on the TV.

Posted by: Javems at March 24, 2022 08:07 PM (AmoqO)

310 Maybe we should set up churches along the border, as long as they are coming in, why not try to help them understand freedom and the love of God. Democrats think these are automatic votes, I don't think that they are right about that.

Posted by: spypeach at March 24, 2022 08:07 PM (wAxm0)

311 Warai, my lawnmower guy went on a rant that would do any Moron proud yesterday. All I could do was nod in agreement.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2022 08:07 PM (637fc)

312 those flowers are funeral flowers left on graves
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 08:04 PM (V13WU)

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reduce, reuse, recycle!

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2022 08:07 PM (U1eOr)

313 As much as I appreciate the hard work that goes into it, I don't usually read any of the links on the morning report. I try hard to stay away from most news stories. It's all pure propaganda now.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 24, 2022 08:07 PM (5HBd1)

314 Just finished up last day of work. Now what?
Posted by: Infidel

Whatever you want; this is AMERICA !

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 08:07 PM (arJlL)

315 You mean like ," you are now retired" last day of work ??
Posted by: runner

Down sized. Wish I could retire, but need to clock at least 3 more years maybe 5.

Posted by: Infidel at March 24, 2022 08:08 PM (ou23q)

316
As much as I appreciate the hard work that goes into it, I don't usually read any of the links on the morning report. I try hard to stay away from most news stories. It's all pure propaganda now.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 24, 2022 08:07 PM (5HBd1)

Unfortunately.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 08:08 PM (V13WU)

317 314 Just finished up last day of work. Now what?
Posted by: Infidel

NOW THE ADVENTURE BEGINS!!!

start the adventure with pudding.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 08:09 PM (evAgx)

318 Alex Jones > Rush Limbaugh
But you guys are not ready to have this conversation yet.

I wouldn't say better but his equal. I started checking him out on klowd TV, ran across it by accident right after the 2020 non election and still check it every few days.
Posted by: Ethan Saunders

I was an AJ enjoyr since 98. Bought all his VHS and early dvd documentaries. He was on point (except for Y2k).
Check out his early work from late 90s to 2010ish. Long cut Endgame was his masterpiece.
Posted by: Pupper

Then look into Mae Brussell's articles and radio interviews.

Posted by: Pupper at March 24, 2022 08:09 PM (j48KA)

319 Also: FenelonSpoke - your presence here is a true blessing. Truly. I know I'm not alone on this.

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2022 08:09 PM (U1eOr)

320 Down sized. Wish I could retire, but need to clock at least 3 more years maybe 5.
Posted by: Infidel at March 24, 2022 08:08 PM (ou23q)

do something fun. see Seven Samurai.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 08:09 PM (V13WU)

321 Mommy: "Well, when a clown and a serial killer love each other very much...."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2022 08:02 PM (Mzdiz)

And the barkeep asks "what'll it be Mr. Gacy?"

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 08:09 PM (II3Gr)

322 nah, from what I understand around here, these flowers are from ms13 and the dude selling them is either paying off a debt or just selling drugs while pretending to be begging.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 24, 2022 08:10 PM (ZZK0E)

323 Warai, my lawnmower guy went on a rant that would do any Moron proud yesterday. All I could do was nod in agreement.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2022 08:07 PM (637fc)

Ben Had, and here I thought you already had real riding lawn-mowers in the barn!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 24, 2022 08:10 PM (hOUT3)

324 310 Given most of the churches today follow woke and try to claim that is God, not sure that religion will help.

Posted by: Bete at March 24, 2022 08:10 PM (8E+wy)

325 Gobsmacked by 313 - the whole point of jj link fu is getting an array of news and views so you can, you know , discern. A basic and fundamental human trait. JFC, we are lost.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 24, 2022 08:11 PM (oWBc3)

326 You can't "Reset" a pile of ashes. Something the globalists fail to understand in their three point profit plan.

Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2022 08:11 PM (k7+BO)

327 Infidel, hang out a consultant shingle. Keep that as a side hustle and do something else you will really enjoy. Your a talented Lady.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2022 08:11 PM (637fc)

328
Ace:

Animals On Animals?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 24, 2022 08:11 PM (PqRlS)

329 Even in barbaric might-makes-right societies, the people in charge have certain limits to what they can and can't do. Every society has fables of the lord who pushed his people too far, and they revolted. Revolt and Rebellion are universal.

The ruled always have a means of checking the rulers. The entire purpose of the American system (maybe include English common law here to) is to make that system of checks on power operate BEFORE it gets to outright revolt and violence.

When you plug up the safety valve on your hot water heater, don't be surprised if one day you get a bottle rocket up into your guest bedroom and straight through the roof.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 08:12 PM (6FeV1)

330 I'd move to Florida but I hate bugs.
And reptiles.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 24, 2022 08:12 PM (53piZ)

331 The bad news is we have no borders,

the good news is that means a lot of people coming over the border

Why?

Well it turns out the brilliance of obliterating US energy independence and empowering Russia to invade Ukraine has led to global food pressure so we may need the new protein sources.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 08:12 PM (Lzpvj)

332 I've worked full time since I was 15. I guess what is bothering me is I said goodbye to everyone and when it came to the old guy that I like and taught me so much, I started to crack and had to leave. I wasn't expecting that and it sorta pisses me off.

Posted by: Infidel at March 24, 2022 08:13 PM (ou23q)

333 Well it turns out the brilliance of obliterating US energy independence and empowering Russia to invade Ukraine has led to global food pressure so we may need the new protein sources.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 08:12 PM (Lzpvj)

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Save the neck for me!

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2022 08:13 PM (U1eOr)

334 Infidel- you need a drink.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2022 08:13 PM (89T5c)

335 Russia would have dealt with Ukraine regardless of our energy policy.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 08:13 PM (V13WU)

336 Oh and again-the communists I can understand I loathe them but I do not begrudge them their stupidities it is all they have.

I hate the cuck caucus they know better.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 08:14 PM (Lzpvj)

337 Hrothgar, They would just tear up the yard. Feed takes another huge jump, I may consider it though.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2022 08:14 PM (637fc)

338 so we may need the new protein sources.

the illegals are arriving just in time then

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2022 08:14 PM (KFhLj)

339 We have enough of everything.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 08:14 PM (V13WU)

340 The problem is that you lose focus. Okay so you know the latest about German energy policy. That's nice. But did you focus so much on that, that you didn't bother to look at the sun rise? There is so much that I can do nothing about. And I have enough major drama to deal with that I need some small space where I can decompress. I know my limits.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 24, 2022 08:14 PM (5HBd1)

341 Hi, everybody. Cafe is up!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 24, 2022 08:15 PM (OX9vb)

342 325 Gobsmacked by 313 - the whole point of jj link fu is getting an array of news and views so you can, you know , discern. A basic and fundamental human trait. JFC, we are lost.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 24, 2022 08:11 PM (oWBc3)

I'm kinda on the same page, honestly. I give a quick skim to the links, and read the commentary (JJ's, not ours.) (I mean, I *do* read the comments, obvies, but that's not what I meant.) Other than that, my nerves just can't handle it.

JJ himself must wear out several punching bags a month with what he does for us.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 08:15 PM (6FeV1)

343 335 Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 08:13 PM (V13WU)

Yes yes like they did when Trump-

a) undercut their coffers with cheap energy

b) told them flat out "fuck with them I will help your ass with urban renewal Vlad

and

c) did not rely on them as a suicide detonator for enriched nuclear material being held in escrow for Iran....

other than those points "yes we would be right where we are"

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 08:15 PM (Lzpvj)

344
82 yr old senile dumb shit pelosi calls people who eat supper at 530pm "peasants" and then laughs.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 24, 2022 08:15 PM (PqRlS)

345 Hear that the FBI could not complete Table 43 for 2021 because communities did not or could not or refused to report their crimes statistics?
It would be racist for Whites to see that they suffer close to 1 million violent attacks from Blacks and Hispanics. Black on White violent crimes are averaging 1500 a day compared to 30 White on Black. Some would say this is an act of war. Others cheer it on.

Posted by: Pupper at March 24, 2022 08:16 PM (j48KA)

346 332 Posted by: Infidel at March 24, 2022 08:13 PM (ou23q)

Make sure he knows how you felt at some point.

We march a hard path, and too often we do not let those we love know it when it counts.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 08:16 PM (Lzpvj)

347 339 We have enough of everything.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 08:14 PM (V13WU)

In Theory.

Yogi Berra commented on the difference between Theory and Practice, saying "In Theory, they're the same. In Practice, they aren't."

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 08:17 PM (evAgx)

348 We march a hard path, and too often we do not let those we love know it when it counts.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 08:16 PM (Lzpvj)

Sven, he gets it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 24, 2022 08:20 PM (hOUT3)

349 Thanks sven!

Posted by: Infidel at March 24, 2022 08:22 PM (ou23q)

350 "In Theory, they're the same. In Practice, they aren't."
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 08:17 PM (evAgx)

My version:
"If it works in theory, it'll work in practice, in theory."

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 24, 2022 08:22 PM (hOUT3)

351 315 Posted by: Infidel at March 24, 2022 08:08 PM (ou23q)

I am sorry to hear it, hopefully things work out.

This economy sucks, but you don't I hope you find work.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 08:24 PM (Lzpvj)

352 Appoint a wicked man against him; let an accuser stand at his right hand.
When he is tried, let him come forth guilty; let his prayer be counted as sin!
May his days be few; may another take his office!
May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow!
May his children wander about and beg, seeking food far from the ruins they inhabit!
May the creditor seize all that he has; may strangers plunder the fruits of his toil!
Let there be none to extend kindness to him, nor any to pity his fatherless children!
May his posterity be cut off; may his name be blotted out in the second generation!
May the iniquity of his fathers be remembered before the Lord, and let not the sin of his mother be blotted out!
Let them be before the Lord continually, that he may cut off the memory of them from the earth!

Posted by: setnaffa at March 24, 2022 09:02 PM (gtYIl)

353 Biden and his handler, I mean...

Posted by: setnaffa at March 24, 2022 09:03 PM (gtYIl)

354 What the hell can we do

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 24, 2022 10:01 PM (9+l4S)

355 See Something, Shoot Something

Posted by: JoshO at March 25, 2022 10:16 AM (5MnyE)

356 OK I guess by 2024 Joe will make Mexican Spanish the National language and then go on to make a complete fool of himself speaking.

Posted by: obsidian at March 25, 2022 11:01 AM (C3r0O)

357 If he wants 'volunteers' to do the same work that paid employees perform, he's breaking the law if he doesn't pay them as well. Basis human resource stuff.

Posted by: Jonathan at March 25, 2022 01:12 PM (YGAaP)

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