Florida's Anti-Grooming Bill, the So-Called "Parental Rights in Education" Bill, Has Only a Bare Majority of Support* * Among Democrat Primary Voters

Florida's Anti-Grooming Bill, the So-Called "Parental Rights in Education" Bill, Has Only a Bare Majority of Support*

* Among Democrat Primary Voters

Yes... Democrat primary voters -- the most motivated and loyal liberal Democrats there are -- support the Anti-Grooming Bill 52% to 36%.

Marc Caputo

@MarcACaputo
Poll shows FL DEMOCRATIC primary voters support the GOP Legislature's "Parental Rights"/LGBT education bill by 52-36%
FL Capitol Dems opposed it & made it a top messaging priority
(This is unmentioned for some reason in the story I QTd. This poll jibes w/others I've seen)

The poll was testing messages and issues for Florida Democrat candidates, in particular, Charlie Crist and Nikki Fried, who are both competing for the nomination to be curb-stomped by DeSantis in the gubernatorial race of 2022.

Even Democrats support the Anti-Groomer Bill, the so-called "Parental Rights in Education bill," and oppose the teaching of homosexuality and transgender ideation to very young, impressionable, and groomable children.

Meanwhile:

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Grooming? Pshaw, the "Gender Unicorn" is totally designed to appeal to adults, you narrow-minded bigots.

And remember, as the Bulwark-colluding AllahPundit continues insisting, this is all another made-up Rethuglikkkan conspiracy theory. This is only about whether or not the kids AllahPundit doesn't have can read Toni Morrison's Beloved at their school library.

Oh and by the way: Fuck Toni Morrison and fuck Beloved. If I wanted to sign up for Oprah's Book Club I'd already have my membership card.

Note that the Gender Unicorn asks the kids whether they're attracted to "men or women," not "boys or girls."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Totally not a grooming thing.

Posted by: Ace at 04:41 PM

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 24, 2022 04:41 PM (xPkf4)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: Bete at March 24, 2022 04:41 PM (8E+wy)

3 If you ever needed evidence to demonstrate that the Democratic Party is completely enthralled to it's far left from the top to the bottom of the party apparatus, I think this will do.

Now, imagine if Republican officeholders jumped to order when the base really wanted something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 24, 2022 04:42 PM (xPkf4)

4 It has a majority of us! And we're heroes!

Posted by: MAPS working in schools at March 24, 2022 04:42 PM (8E+wy)

5 What's with all the sponges? Somebody spill something?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2022 04:42 PM (FVBv9)

6 sponge

even read the content...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 24, 2022 04:43 PM (8D42x)

7 And remember, as the Bulwark-colluding AllahPundit continues insisting, this is all another made-up Rethuglikkkan conspiracy theory. This is only about whether or not the kids AllahPundit doesn't have can read Toni Morrison's Beloved at their school library.

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Are we sure that they haven't moved on to some random nobody complained about Moby Dick thirty years ago, and that's the center of all the unrest? Those crazy wingnuts...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 24, 2022 04:43 PM (xPkf4)

8 DeSantis is the "Fred the Tree" of politics

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at March 24, 2022 04:43 PM (zSyrn)

9 Can I come back if I identify as a purple unicorn?

Posted by: Joe Camel at March 24, 2022 04:45 PM (8E+wy)

10 Keep the gender unicorn the fuck away from me you mental cases.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2022 04:45 PM (M+Lyo)

11 BRILLO PAD!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2022 04:45 PM (89T5c)

12 Biden will run again in 2024 to "save the world" from The Return Of Trump

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022 04:45 PM (mR6Gs)

13 Abolish Groomer Lieberrys.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 24, 2022 04:45 PM (Sdlpf)

14 >>>Charlie Crist and Nikki Fried, who are both competing for the nomination to be curb-stomped by DeSantis in the gubernatorial race of 2022

LOL

Posted by: m at March 24, 2022 04:45 PM (rI4Wv)

15 I can't define anything in this post.

Posted by: Kubanjo Brown-Jackson-Brown at March 24, 2022 04:45 PM (D6lWx)

16 If pedophilia and forcing children into transgender studies is the hill to die on for democrats, I say let them die on that hill. Good and hard.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2022 04:46 PM (iDcra)

17 Gay gay gay...default Chiron at CNN.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 04:46 PM (mHhDI)

18 12 Biden will run again in 2024 to "save the world" from The Return Of Trump
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022 04:45 PM (mR6Gs)

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I see I have a convert in the whole, "Joe Biden's definitely running 24," line of thought.

Welcome.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 24, 2022 04:46 PM (xPkf4)

19 JustSomeGuy has gone off the rails about stuff like this recently. Really sad to see, but since he was also fine with the Cuties movie, people have been wondering things about him in his comment section.

Posted by: Gibson Girl at March 24, 2022 04:46 PM (KXY4V)

20 Is that candy where the unicorn's junk should be?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 24, 2022 04:46 PM (lCui1)

21 >>>JustSomeGuy has gone off the rails about stuff like this recently

he's off the rails about any gay thing, or sex thing, like Cuties and a lot of others. I stopped listening to him long ago.

Posted by: Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man! at March 24, 2022 04:46 PM (0G13K)

22 Beloved is a 'classic' for three reasons:

1. Morrison is black.
2. Morrison is a woman.
3. Racist Oprah puffed the shit out of the thing.

I know bad writing. I am a bad writer. Beloved, to quote Truman Capote, is typing, not writing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2022 04:46 PM (2JVJo)

23 I'll volunteer to bayonet the wounded!

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (mHhDI)

24 16 That's not who we are.

Posted by: GoPe at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (8E+wy)

25
Dis is madness

Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (dI/n8)

26 Florida dog groomers hardest hit.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (lSZIs)

27 Don't buy the lie.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (KiBMU)

28 Democrat primary voters -- the most motivated and loyal liberal Democrats there are -- support the Anti-Grooming Bill 52% to 36%.

Proof must redouble our efforts to replace the electorate. This is no time to take our foot off the gas. Chip in $7.00 now!

Posted by: DNC at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (a3Q+t)

29 Even Democrats support the Anti-Groomer Bill, the so-called "Parental Rights in Education bill," and oppose the teaching of homosexuality and transgender ideation to very young, impressionable, and groomable children.
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Too bad it's too late for me to go into business owning the closest liquor store the Florida Democrats headquarters...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (DU+/6)

30 Is that candy where the unicorn's junk should be?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 24, 2022 04:46 PM (lCui1)

and a penis on its head

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (M+Lyo)

31 someone said nood grooming. was expecting hair care advice. and picking nits off loved ones. but mostly picking nits off loved ones.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (oY6Yp)

32 tbh i unsubscribed to Ya Boi Zack. Not really because of anything he said, but just because that particular battle is lost. Not really much more to say about the dead American comics industry.

Posted by: Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man! at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (0G13K)

33 It's amazing that the Left has chosen Tranny's as their Hill to Die On. Those whom the gods would destroy, they first make insane.

a reply I put at the end of the last thread:
518 I wrote here once that the Democrat Party was in the process of discrediting itself for a generation. Some Morons expressed *ahem* doubt that this was too optimistic. I believe the term "delusional" was applied.

Maybe it was. Or not. I'd say the approval numbers coming in from traditional Democrat constituencies indicate if it's not a generation it's going to be for some time.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 24, 2022 04:17 PM (OZjDX)

I agree with you; I think 2022 and 2024 together have a good chance to be not just "Red Wave" elections, but to be some of those rare Generational Reset elections, like 1932 (federal) or 1994 (Texas)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (trdmm)

34 Gays and trannies are just everyday people who simply expect to be respected just like anyone else.

Which is why they also need an incredible amount of outsized accommodations to ensure their ilk and all it engenders are constantly on display in one form or another.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (KbCG3)

35 I know politicians don't have any idea of the will of the voters, they rely on shapers and pollsters, but whomever told them that this pedophillic stuff was the way to go really punked them.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (5kI0z)

36 What is that on the unicorn's crotch? It appears to be some kind of alien life form.

Posted by: Richard Simmons at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (ZsR3z)

37 Come political geniuses, explain to parents and grandparents why you feel the need to have absolutely unfettered secret access to their kids to explain sexual mores and congress.

I am certain you found the secret path to victory with Hispanics, Suburban mothers, and grandmothers.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (Lzpvj)

38 Gays just want to get married.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (FVBv9)

39 Does MAP stand for "Murder Attracted Person?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 04:48 PM (Zhwz2)

40 29 Even Democrats support the Anti-Groomer Bill, the so-called "Parental Rights in Education bill," and oppose the teaching of homosexuality and transgender ideation to very young, impressionable, and groomable children.
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Too bad it's too late for me to go into business owning the closest liquor store the Florida Democrats headquarters...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (DU+/6)

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Like that would do any good. I'm sure they get all their booze through a union owned thing that delivers right through the receiving door.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 24, 2022 04:48 PM (xPkf4)

41 Is that candy where the unicorn's junk should be?

That, or a very large insect of some kind.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 24, 2022 04:48 PM (nfrXX)

42 BTW, Republicans announced already they are voting to confirm Ketanji Brown Jackson in committee.

This is the only vote that matters, as the full Senate vote is political theater to fool the rubes.

Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee are shooting down the idea of boycotting the panel's vote on Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson.

"There's not going to be any boycott. There's zero, not one iota chance that we would boycott," said Sen. Thom Tillis (R-N.C.), a member of the committee.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 04:48 PM (NiKR7)

43 Teach don't preach.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 24, 2022 04:48 PM (KiBMU)

44 So...supporting pedophiles and child grooming is a bridge too far even for some Democrats. The 36% are probably predators themselves.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 04:48 PM (II3Gr)

45 20 Is that candy where the unicorn's junk should be?

dna. sweet, chewy dna in a wrapper.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 24, 2022 04:48 PM (v3pYe)

46 I identify as a genderless unicorn. Stuff that in your government issues crack pipe and smoke it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2022 04:48 PM (BFigT)

47 33 I agree with you; I think 2022 and 2024 together have a good chance to be not just "Red Wave" elections, but to be some of those rare Generational Reset elections, like 1932 (federal) or 1994 (Texas)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (trdmm)

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I keep thinking of 1920.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 24, 2022 04:48 PM (xPkf4)

48

Strap-on training every Thursday!

Posted by: Marion the Lesbian Pedophile Librarian at March 24, 2022 04:49 PM (7DYli)

49 38 Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (FVBv9)

Just like YOU, JUST LIKE YOU JUST LIKE YOU*!

*Except you know with the psychological and moral improprieties with kids.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 04:49 PM (Lzpvj)

50 >>>Emotionally attracted to
Men
Women
Other gender(s)

WTF does that even mean.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2022 04:49 PM (rI4Wv)

51 Beloved is a 'classic' for three reasons:

1. Morrison is black.
2. Morrison is a woman.
3. Racist Oprah puffed the shit out of the thing.

I know bad writing. I am a bad writer. Beloved, to quote Truman Capote, is typing, not writing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2022 04:46 PM (2JVJo)

All true but Beloved was overpraised right out of the box, long before Oprah canonized it

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022 04:49 PM (mR6Gs)

52 42 Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee are shooting down the idea of boycotting the panel's vote on Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson.

"There's not going to be any boycott. There's zero, not one iota chance that we would boycott," said Sen. Thom Tillis (R-N.C.), a member of the committee.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 04:48 PM (NiKR7)

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That's not exactly an admission that they're going to vote for her. It only really works if they all vote against her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 24, 2022 04:49 PM (xPkf4)

53 So, libraries want to add themselves to the ash heap of history, too. Fine by me.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 24, 2022 04:49 PM (SH2Zi)

54 Fools oppose rules for schools.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 24, 2022 04:50 PM (KiBMU)

55 50 >>>Emotionally attracted to
Men
Women
Other gender(s)

WTF does that even mean.

asking the question means you're part of the problem, hater.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 24, 2022 04:50 PM (v3pYe)

56 DeathSantis needs to do Library pressers.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 04:50 PM (mHhDI)

57 What is that on the unicorn's crotch? It appears to be some kind of alien life form.

I don't know. I'm not an exobiologist.

Posted by: KBJ at March 24, 2022 04:50 PM (ZsR3z)

58
Note that the Gender Unicorn asks the kids whether they're attracted to "men or women," not "boys or girls."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 04:50 PM (Zhwz2)

59 I'm so old that I remember when "grooming" meant shave and a haircut?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 24, 2022 04:50 PM (OHFvg)

60 What is that crawling on the Gender Unicorn's crotch, a crab?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2022 04:50 PM (ZLI7S)

61 What is that on the unicorn's crotch? It appears to be some kind of alien life form.

Posted by: Richard Simmons

I would guess a bandage from a recent surgery.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 04:50 PM (5kI0z)

62 I think the best part about this is, and I'm just guessing here but I believe it to be 100% true, insane, liberal white people, under the guise of being the best of all white people, under the less-veiled guise of treating minorities as play things, are driving away a wide array of minorities by promoting shit like this.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 24, 2022 04:50 PM (KbCG3)

63 52% of democrat primary voters? They better turn up the beatings.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 04:50 PM (R8uWY)

64 Rational and intelligent adults do not learn from a unisex Unicorn.

Librarians are those stupid looking women with 1/2 of their head shaved and a little color added for effect.

They also are the Prius drivers that wear their masks and gloves while driving alone.

They have a lots of kitties.

They have not had a nice hard dick shoved up their hooha in a long time and have no idea how to please a man.

In short, they are unhappy, sexless and mentally ill.

But hey, if you need unicorns in your life, go for it.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 24, 2022 04:50 PM (haWye)

65 33 lol. That'd work, but then people get a load of us and drag the Dems out of the political wilderness.

Posted by: GoPe at March 24, 2022 04:50 PM (8E+wy)

66 Anything .243 Winchester or larger is a good round for Unicorn. 40mm Bofors being nearly ideal, but if you can get your hands on a vintage 88mm Flak, well, who am I to refuse?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2022 04:51 PM (QzJWU)

67 All true but Beloved was overpraised right out of the box, long before Oprah canonized it
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022 04:49 PM (mR6Gs

Disregard this, I was thinking about something else

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022 04:51 PM (mR6Gs)

68 Those people grooming kids need personal feedback, in the form of an angry letter. Plus voting out people who support this.

Tire Irons are right out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 04:51 PM (u82oZ)

69 So...supporting pedophiles and child grooming is a bridge too far even for some Democrats. The 36% are probably predators themselves.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 04:48 PM (II3Gr)

Shocking, huh.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 24, 2022 04:51 PM (SH2Zi)

70 Does Charlie Christ know how to do anything other than campaign for office?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 04:51 PM (R8uWY)

71 I can't believe they replaced DildoMonkeyGuy with a QueerUnicorn.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 04:51 PM (7rPai)

72 59 I'm so old that I remember when "grooming" meant shave and a haircut?

two bits. same as downtown.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 24, 2022 04:51 PM (v3pYe)

73 Posted by: Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man! at March 24, 2022 04:46 PM

Tomorrow's GAINZZZ Thread could be LIT!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2022 04:51 PM (a3Q+t)

74 I might be changing my opposition to burning books if this keeps up.

I might also be in favor of burning librarians.

Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2022 04:52 PM (gmo/4)

75 The Left is so mentally healthy I can hardly stand it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2022 04:52 PM (guGkK)

76 Sure, now its ok?

Besides the unicorn looks hawt.

Posted by: Joe Camel at March 24, 2022 04:52 PM (rjpjQ)

77 Posted by: Gibson Girl at March 24, 2022 04:46 PM (KXY4V)

Speaking of Gibson Girls. . .

https://tinyurl.com/2p8849s3

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2022 04:52 PM (2JVJo)

78 70 Does Charlie Christ know how to do anything other than campaign for office?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 04:51 PM (R8uWY)

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You can ask that question about a lot of people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 24, 2022 04:52 PM (xPkf4)

79 >> Charlie Christ know how to do anything other than campaign for office?

He's no Andrew Gillum.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 04:52 PM (7rPai)

80 Remember when talking about trannies was car talk?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2022 04:52 PM (FVBv9)

81
I might also be in favor of burning librarians.
Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2022 04:52 PM (gmo/4)

Giant frying pan, my man. Giant frying pans all around. One in every town.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 04:52 PM (Zhwz2)

82 Thirteen Moons was good writing, MP4. Unfortunately I haven't read anything else of yours.

Posted by: Gibson Girl at March 24, 2022 04:52 PM (KXY4V)

83 That's a big "no" on fucking Toni Morrison for me, oh Cruel One.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 24, 2022 04:52 PM (Cxv8p)

84 #51
You rang?... How many?... Okay.We will be by in a jiffy.

Posted by: Fahrenheit 451 at March 24, 2022 04:52 PM (mHhDI)

85 Who's the whoops/whoopsie guy?

That gif is propelling me toward a seizure.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 24, 2022 04:52 PM (dfRN6)

86 I keep thinking of 1920.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 24, 2022 04:48 PM (xPkf4)

I hope not, because that was a very short lived victory. The effects of 1932 weren't really undone until the 1980 election, 48 years later. I reference the 1994 Texas election because Texas was still a predominantly Democrat state up to that point; since then, not a single Democrat has been elected to any statewide office. That's 28 years and counting, and the trend appears to be getting stronger, not weaker.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 04:53 PM (trdmm)

87 Look, it is entirely unreasonable that we should have to prepare for backlash when all we want to do is improve LGBT2SQIA+ community representation in our library networks. That this is even a necessary discussion is further evidence of the oppressive malice of the white middle class patriarchy.

This isn't "grooming" and it isn't pedophilia and it isn't depravity. It's tolerance, fairness and representation for ALL people regardless of race, sex, gender, ethnicity, creed or other differentiation. Queer doesn't mean that heterosexuals are not welcome. The gender unicorn doesn't exclude males. Creating LGBT2SQIA+ spaces within our vital public institutions doesn't remove non-LGBT2SQIA+ folx from those institutions

Your intolerance is as despicable and as it is predictable. There is only one group that is not welcome under our tolerant, inclusive, accepting and representative rainbow: bigots.

Posted by: Portland Library at March 24, 2022 04:53 PM (DU+/6)

88 "Oh and by the way: Fuck Toni Morrison and fuck Beloved."

I read that book. I thought it was terrible. What a depressing story. It's on my bookshelf of crap books I would never recommend to anyone unless you want to be miserable and depressed. Ymmv.

Posted by: Sugar Plum Fairy #etc at March 24, 2022 04:53 PM (velLz)

89 >>Anything .243 Winchester or larger is a good round for Unicorn.

Depends on the Unicorn.

Mab's unicorn (Dresden Universe) would take a Safari Gun.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 04:53 PM (7rPai)

90 42 See, we never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

You'd almost think we wanted to stay out of power, wouldn't you?

Posted by: GoPe at March 24, 2022 04:53 PM (8E+wy)

91 68 Tire Irons are right out.

tire irons > jeremy irons

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 24, 2022 04:53 PM (oY6Yp)

92 Why does every space have to be queered again?

Jeebus I don't even know what queering is.

Posted by: Joe Camel at March 24, 2022 04:53 PM (rjpjQ)

93 OMG - my employer sells library software and my very liberal colleague is at the conference. Just weird to see it in the news. My colleague admits the library community if extremely liberal.

But how do we fight back to this library censorship? This education has NOTHING to do with their mission.

Posted by: Iris at March 24, 2022 04:53 PM (DibdT)

94
If there's one thing my stepdaughter loves, it's unicorns.

If there's one thing she hates, it's gay shit at school.

This would make her flip her lid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 04:54 PM (Zhwz2)

95 Mom's that support this stuff should have their kids taken away from them.

I just don't know how anyone with kids can support a Democrat anymore.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2022 04:54 PM (NpAcC)

96 I'd like to think the pendulum will eventually come our way for a while, but I am convinced America is dead.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 04:54 PM (XSRBF)

97 >>>Jeebus I don't even know what queering is.

ask garrett

Posted by: Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man! at March 24, 2022 04:54 PM (0G13K)

98 >>>Emotionally attracted to
Men
Women
Other gender(s)

WTF does that even mean.

Don't know. I'm not a screenwriter for Pixar.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 24, 2022 04:54 PM (QYPq3)

99 I know politicians don't have any idea of the will of the voters, they rely on shapers and pollsters, but whomever told them that this pedophillic stuff was the way to go really punked them.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (5kI0z)

My Dunces have their fingers on the beating heart of America!

Posted by: Frank Luntz at March 24, 2022 04:54 PM (guGkK)

100 So, about six months to the midterms, and the Dems are running on:
1) 10 things your kindergarten child needs to know about anal sex
2) you can't be a woman unless a biologist says so
3) you must be poor-- and it's your fault-- if you can't afford food and gas.
4) you poors can go die in Ukraine for us or you're a traitor
5) you ain't Hispanic, you're LatinX

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2022 04:54 PM (+QJh9)

101 Who's the whoops/whoopsie guy?

Ryan George. He has a series of pitch meetings on YouTube that are hilarious.

Posted by: Boone at March 24, 2022 04:54 PM (jLubK)

102 86 I hope not, because that was a very short lived victory. The effects of 1932 weren't really undone until the 1980 election, 48 years later. I reference the 1994 Texas election because Texas was still a predominantly Democrat state up to that point; since then, not a single Democrat has been elected to any statewide office. That's 28 years and counting, and the trend appears to be getting stronger, not weaker.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 04:53 PM (trdmm)

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1920 was short lived because Herbert Hoover didn't listen to his Secretary of the Treasury and did everything FDR would later do to extend the Great Depression (that FDR ran against Hoover on in 1932). If Coolidge had been president during the beginning of the Great Depression, I doubt there would have been a Great Depression.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 24, 2022 04:54 PM (xPkf4)

103 i HAD to start up shit again, huh?

yeah I know, I shouldn't have, but it was right there

sorry garrett

Posted by: Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man! at March 24, 2022 04:55 PM (0G13K)

104 >>Who's the whoops/whoopsie guy?

He's the pitch guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2022 04:55 PM (ZLI7S)

105 In short, they are unhappy, sexless and mentally ill.

I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2022 04:55 PM (2JVJo)

106 1980s gays: We just want to be accepted

2020 straights: we just want to be accepted

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 04:55 PM (R8uWY)

107 80 Remember when talking about trannies was car talk?

friend of mine lost a lot of gender fluid changing the turbo encabulator in his tranny.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 24, 2022 04:55 PM (oY6Yp)

108 Funny how twisted man-hating femNazis would seize on the Unicorn, probably the ultimate PHALLIC symbol ever conjured up

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022 04:55 PM (mR6Gs)

109 57 What is that on the unicorn's crotch? It appears to be some kind of alien life form.

I don't know. I'm not an exobiologist.
Posted by: KBJ at March 24, 2022 04:50 PM (ZsR3z)

It looks to me like a piece of candy.

Unicorn: "Hey kids! Want some Candy?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 04:55 PM (trdmm)

110 54 Fools oppose rules for schools.
Posted by: Mr Gaga

https://youtu.be/oO6uBQJ35N0

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 24, 2022 04:55 PM (uia9V)

111 99 I know politicians don't have any idea of the will of the voters, they rely on shapers and pollsters, but whomever told them that this pedophillic stuff was the way to go really punked them.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (5kI0z)

====

They got it from Twitter.

Twitter is real life. Twitter is god.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 24, 2022 04:55 PM (xPkf4)

112 >>>Remember when talking about trannies was car talk?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2022 04:52 PM (FVBv9)

Don't drive like my brother!

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 24, 2022 04:55 PM (QYPq3)

113

Are you required to be a lesbian to get into librarian school?

Posted by: Playing Ukale at the Crossroads at March 24, 2022 04:56 PM (k/V7i)

114 I'll be needing those gifs *saves*

I bet the "emotionally attracted to" is like "I want to ride some dick when I feel like it, but at the end of the day I want a lady roommate, not a smelly man" or some other stupid shit like that.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 24, 2022 04:56 PM (8548M)

115 Everything is about sex with these people.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 04:56 PM (R8uWY)

116 55 50 >>>Emotionally attracted to
Men
Women
Other gender(s)

WTF does that even mean.

asking the question means you're part of the problem, hater.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 24, 2022 04:50 PM (v3pYe)

I thought probably that was the case. Which way to the camp.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2022 04:56 PM (rI4Wv)

117 I have Beloved somewhere in my library. One of my leftover readings from my English literature degree. I should dig it out and see just how bad the writing is...

I tried reading the first chapters of an N.K. Jemisin book. It was just terrible writing from the first sentence...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2022 04:56 PM (YIVH2)

118 Ballllzac!!

Posted by: Mrs. Shinn at March 24, 2022 04:56 PM (T8gyh)

119 Sadly, the Hot Jr. High School Librarian Sharkman Wanted To Bang has morphed into the Blue Haired Groomer Librarian Who Wants To Bang Sharkman's Grandkids.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2022 04:56 PM (pjDVL)

120 Florida's a peninsula- right? Why don't we just drive Democrat voters into the sea?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2022 04:56 PM (VpIIl)

121
Out: Drag Queen Story Hour "Blessing of Liberty."
In: Gender Unicorn Story Hour "Blessing of Liberty."

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 24, 2022 04:57 PM (nW4UT)

122 58 Note that the Gender Unicorn asks the kids whether they're attracted to "men or women," not "boys or girls."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 04:50 PM (Zhwz2)

yikes

Posted by: m at March 24, 2022 04:57 PM (rI4Wv)

123 Emotionally attracted to
Men
Women
Other gender(s)

WTF does that even mean.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2022 04:49 PM (rI4Wv)
++++
How the hell should I know? I'm not a professor of human sexuality.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (SCOTUS Nominee!) at March 24, 2022 04:57 PM (DU+/6)

124 as a person who sold antques to gays for 45 years, I do not reccomend their company

the best thing about retiring is not having to listen to their Bullshit

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2022 04:57 PM (us2H3)

125 Anything .243 Winchester or larger is a good round for Unicorn. 40mm Bofors being nearly ideal, but if you can get your hands on a vintage 88mm Flak, well, who am I to refuse?
Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2022 04:51 PM

105mm Beehive, set on muzzle burst ok?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2022 04:58 PM (a3Q+t)

126 #64 you're not wrong.
But not always. I miss my librarian. Couldn't manage a 235 mile separation. Yeah she's liberal but not batshit crazy type...Tulsi type. Has kids.

And thanks to the excesses if the left she's wobbling.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 04:58 PM (mHhDI)

127 103 Never apologize. VDH likes you cruel.

Posted by: Bete at March 24, 2022 04:58 PM (8E+wy)

128 What is that on the unicorn's crotch? It appears to be some kind of alien life form.
Posted by: Richard Simmons at March 24, 2022 04:47 PM (ZsR3z)

I think it's a bandaid from where it cut off its junk.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2022 04:58 PM (P3gRi)

129 116 I thought probably that was the case. Which way to the camp.

the camp is a state of mind.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda sees an expedient number of lights at March 24, 2022 04:58 PM (v3pYe)

130 Kids graduating high school won't be able to read or write but they will be fully versed in queer gender theory.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 04:58 PM (R8uWY)

131 Ace posting Pitch Meeting gifs is tight.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2022 04:58 PM (ZGrMX)

132 They using libraries to undermine and subvert the entire educational and social process.

Support your local librarian. Throat punch them with a book today.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2022 04:58 PM (VpIIl)

133 Never apologize ace.
Only fags apologize.
It's a tell.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 04:58 PM (7rPai)

134 70 Does Charlie Christ know how to do anything other than campaign for office?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 04:51 PM (R8uWY)

He doesn't know how to do that, either, does he?

Posted by: m at March 24, 2022 04:59 PM (rI4Wv)

135 Old and Busted: Zoom calls.

New and Extra Hot: Groom calls.

Posted by: Vlad the Invader at March 24, 2022 04:59 PM (WmGrA)

136 >>>127 103 Never apologize. VDH likes you cruel.

hah, thank you. I forgot that my audience appreciates my eccentricities.

Posted by: Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man! at March 24, 2022 04:59 PM (0G13K)

137 126 #64 you're not wrong.
But not always. I miss my librarian. Couldn't manage a 235 mile separation. Yeah she's liberal but not batshit crazy type...Tulsi type. Has kids.

And thanks to the excesses if the left she's wobbling.
Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 04:58 PM (mHhDI)

=========

"I still want the government to be in control of everything, but with the right people. These aren't the right people, but I'll vote for the next batch of people that the media says are the right people. That will fix everything."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 24, 2022 04:59 PM (xPkf4)

138 Jim

In 2014, one 8.8 cm KwK 36 was for sale, from $100K to $150K.
Alas, sold.

There are better, vehicle portable, more cost effective solutions in the 20 MM range. Even with rotary barrels.

Ammo is spendy, exp. the DU versions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 04:59 PM (u82oZ)

139 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 04:59 PM (arJlL)

140 We live in an insane asylum.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 04:59 PM (Lzpvj)

141 Note that the Gender Unicorn asks the kids whether they're attracted to "men or women," not "boys or girls."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 04:50 PM (Zhwz2)
+++
No shit. Wow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (SCOTUS Nominee!) at March 24, 2022 04:59 PM (DU+/6)

142 136 hah, thank you. I forgot that my audience appreciates my eccentricities.
Posted by: Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man! at March 24, 2022 04:59 PM (0G13K)

===========

You've twisted my sense of normal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 24, 2022 04:59 PM (xPkf4)

143 What is that on the unicorn's crotch? It appears to be some kind of alien life form.

It looks like hard candy in a wrapper. But that would be too on-the-nose about sexually grooming children.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2022 05:00 PM (ZGrMX)

144 So I'm not allowed in any kind of publicly funded institution while "queerness" is preached in schools, libraries, and the US military.

No wonder I called this all an abomination

Posted by: The Lord God at March 24, 2022 05:00 PM (FPuSC)

145 Here is the one big thing about all this grooming they say is not grooming. If you are telling a kid not to talk to hisher parents about them rapping about peepees and front holes you are a groomer who knows deep down what you are doing is wrong. Straight up red flag mandatory report to authorities grooming.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 24, 2022 05:00 PM (rjpjQ)

146 I'd like to think the pendulum will eventually come our way for a while, but I am convinced America is dead.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2022 04:54 PM (XSRBF)

And like all deaths it was gradual....then sudden.

I've long thought that the last chance we had was the Aftermath of 9/11, which we fucked up royally. It was our last chance to unify ourselves in a conflagration of vengeful bloodlust against our enemies at home and abroad. Muslim immigration should have been stopped dead.
But no, Bush told us that Islam was a Religion of Peace and that we should go shopping

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022 05:00 PM (mR6Gs)

147 i had the "That's Tight" gif in there too but it's too much, i'll save that

there's also a "wow wow wow wow wow" one

Posted by: Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man! at March 24, 2022 05:00 PM (0G13K)

148 Whatever happened to Penis Envy.
That was another feminist shibboleth.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 05:00 PM (mHhDI)

149 Look! A JIF cat!

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 24, 2022 05:01 PM (wAnMi)

150 Librarians are the Wokest of the Woke.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at March 24, 2022 05:01 PM (qpX6U)

151 120 Florida's a peninsula- right? Why don't we just drive Democrat voters into the sea?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2022 04:56 PM (VpIIl)

--------

Where have you gone, General Sherman?
A nation turns its crazy eyes to you, woo, hoo, hoo ...

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 24, 2022 05:01 PM (nW4UT)

152 What is that on the unicorn's crotch? It appears to be some kind of alien life form.

It looks like hard candy in a wrapper. But that would be too on-the-nose about sexually grooming children.
Posted by: Ian S.

Look again. Ironically, that appears to be a DNA dual-helix.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 24, 2022 05:01 PM (WmGrA)

153 #146

Word

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 05:02 PM (mHhDI)

154 141 Note that the Gender Unicorn asks the kids whether they're attracted to "men or women," not "boys or girls."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 04:50 PM (Zhwz2)
+++
No shit. Wow.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (SCOTUS Nominee!) at March 24, 2022 04:59 PM (DU+/6)

Do you like Turkish baths?

Posted by: Captain Roger Over at March 24, 2022 05:02 PM (rjpjQ)

155 They using libraries to undermine and subvert the entire educational and social process.

Support your local librarian. Throat punch them with a book today.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2022 04:58 PM (VpIIl)
----
Hmmm...Do I use the 1200 page hardcover of Lord of the Rings? Or so I go all out and hurl all 10000+ pages of the Wheel of Time?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2022 05:02 PM (YIVH2)

156 142 Well, that and Promethius.

Posted by: Bete at March 24, 2022 05:02 PM (8E+wy)

157 "So, how is promoting a pro-grooming lifestyle that our voters are against going to win us those same voters?"

"Unclear!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 24, 2022 05:02 PM (KbCG3)

158 I tried reading the first chapters of an N.K. Jemisin book. It was just terrible writing from the first sentence...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2022 04:56 PM (YIVH2)

Three Hugos in a row (2015-2017)

"The Most Celebrated Science Fiction And Fantasy Writer of Her Generation." - The New York Times

*facepalm*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2022 05:02 PM (PiwSw)

159 105 In short, they are unhappy, sexless and mentally ill.

I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2022 04:55 PM (2JVJo)

*pours MP4 a bourbon*
I feel you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 05:02 PM (II3Gr)

160 Hmmm...Do I use the 1200 page hardcover of Lord of the Rings? Or so I go all out and hurl all 10000+ pages of the Wheel of Time?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2022 05:02 PM (YIVH2)
------------
OED.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 24, 2022 05:02 PM (T8gyh)

161 No shit. Wow.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (SCOTUS Nominee!) at March 24, 2022 04:59 PM (DU+/6)

Yup, and the "Identity" heading includes boys and girls, so they can't make the ludicrous claim that this Gender Unicorn is just for the grown folks.

So, you can *identify* as a boy or girl, but your *physical and emotion attractions* are confined to the adult options.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 05:02 PM (Zhwz2)

162 Good that the librarians are all in on this crap seeing what a growth industry libraries are these days. Hope they have lots of "Learn to Code" books in the stacks to read on their breaks.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 24, 2022 05:02 PM (OHFvg)

163 How come Fauci hasn't double masked that purple thing?

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 05:02 PM (mHhDI)

164 >>>So, how is promoting a pro-grooming lifestyle that our voters are against going to win us those same voters?"

"Unclear!"

...

hah. I get it, just wanted you to know, reference landed with some here. Not the barbarians who know nothing of Ryan George's work, but some.

Posted by: Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man! at March 24, 2022 05:03 PM (0G13K)

165 I saw NOOD grooming and assumed it was a Katie Hill thread!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 24, 2022 05:03 PM (a4EWo)

166 Remember when you thought the librarian was this quiet little nerdy introvert, and that made you wonder what they did when they wen home, besides feed the cats?

Now you know.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2022 05:03 PM (VpIIl)

167 134 70 Does Charlie Christ know how to do anything other than campaign for office?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 04:51 PM (R8uWY)

He looks like he has a post-doc in applying skin bronzer...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2022 05:03 PM (PiwSw)

168 I'm going to need you to get *all the way off my back* about how grooming children increases our popularity with Hispanics.

Posted by: Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man! at March 24, 2022 05:04 PM (0G13K)

169 Who mostly lives in FLA... grandparents, abuelas, and abuelos. Eff with one of with their grandchildren, nietas, nietos and they will cut your throat.

Posted by: sidney at March 24, 2022 05:04 PM (LJJah)

170 Speaking of Gibson Girls. . .
https://tinyurl.com/2p8849s3
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2022 04:52 PM (2JVJo)

For some reason that makes me think of a lamp.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2022 05:04 PM (xhaym)

171 for some reason this thread made me think of the infamous Wolverine Squeak Hammer.

https://tinyurl.com/43mtrrv5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1Pw1FeMIVk

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 05:04 PM (trdmm)

172 164 >>>So, how is promoting a pro-grooming lifestyle that our voters are against going to win us those same voters?"

"Unclear!"

...

hah. I get it, just wanted you to know, reference landed with some here. Not the barbarians who know nothing of Ryan George's work, but some.
Posted by: Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man! at March 24, 2022 05:03 PM (0G13K)

Didn't know what his name was until this post prompted me to look up that name.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 24, 2022 05:04 PM (z5Vrg)

173 I really don't think rank-and-file Dems are in on the Washington plots.

They just root for the bad guys out of habit.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2022 05:04 PM (S5d3L)

174 >>Librarians are the Wokest of the Woke.

The entire Academy has taken Wokeness to Plaid.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 05:04 PM (7rPai)

175 1 sponge
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 24, 2022 04:41 PM (xPkf4)

2 Sponge!
Posted by: Bete at March 24, 2022 04:41 PM (8E+wy)

You have to say his name 3 times before he appears.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at March 24, 2022 05:04 PM (Ix4oo)

176 I heard Sexual-Harassment Panda is dead and Ben Stiller is now wearing his head as a hat.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 24, 2022 05:04 PM (dfRN6)

177 That's a DNA double helix hanging out if the Gender Unicorn's crotch area.

Which makes no sense at all, as "gender" as represented by creatures like Will Thomas is clearly just a state of mind.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2022 05:05 PM (pjDVL)

178 Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man!

garret is one of the few commenters honored with his own meme. So he has that.

Maybe legions of women trying to rescue him from depravity are knocking on his door.

So its all good.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:05 PM (u82oZ)

179 150 Librarians are the Wokest of the Woke.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at March 24, 2022 05:01 PM (qpX6U)

---------

The ones who failed out of teacher's colleges -- where all you have to do is show up -- because they 18 cats to care for and wine hangovers every morning ...

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 24, 2022 05:05 PM (nW4UT)

180 "Good that the librarians are all in on this crap seeing what a growth industry libraries are these days."

The more that library patronage declines, the bigger their budgets will grow. They threw out all the books more than 20 years old. It's just a place to rent DVDs and for bums to sleep. But they'll keep increasing their budgets.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at March 24, 2022 05:05 PM (qpX6U)

181 Note that the Gender Unicorn asks the kids whether they're attracted to "men or women," not "boys or girls."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

At least it didn't ask if they liked gladiator movies.

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 05:05 PM (arJlL)

182 The 105mm with Beehive should be fuzed for a contact detonation. Makes things all 'splodey from the inside out.

Little girls oughta love the results, cause Pink Mist is PINK!

20mm solutions, while effective, lack the elan of the large-bore options. Perhaps a 106mm Recoiless Rifle, for that portability factor?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2022 05:06 PM (QzJWU)

183 Demean, diminish, destroy.
Democrat trifecta

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 05:06 PM (mHhDI)

184 MP4 and Kindltot, ironic since I live in LegLamp Country.

Posted by: Gibson Girl at March 24, 2022 05:06 PM (KXY4V)

185 On my poster, The Gender Unicorn is going to meet Mr Avenging Parent, whose main weapon is a flame thrower.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2022 05:07 PM (VpIIl)

186 We have a wide variety of source materials on Turkish Prisons and the History of Turkish Prisons.

Posted by: Gender Unicorn at March 24, 2022 05:07 PM (7rPai)

187 hah. I get it, just wanted you to know, reference landed with some here.

IT SURE DID!

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 05:07 PM (mmOYv)

188 I love Ace's Allahpundit rants the best.

Can't believe that PJMedia took him and Traitor Treacher in.

RIP Instapundit.

Posted by: Viso Latte at March 24, 2022 05:07 PM (Nopdp)

189 181 Note that the Gender Unicorn asks the kids whether they're attracted to "men or women," not "boys or girls."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

At least it didn't ask if they liked gladiator movies.
Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 05:05 PM (arJlL

SNL would kill if the did a zombie Peter Graves as a lbqrtdsqwerty+1elevety. (((((Trainer))))))

Posted by: Captain Roger Over at March 24, 2022 05:08 PM (rjpjQ)

190 But the Democrats have years of experience bullshitting their more traditional constituency.

"Both Barack Obama and John McCain will let us keep our guns" ran a commercial in Michigan in 2008 when Obama was trying to feign indifference to gun control.

This is why I think Fast and Furious is a bigger deal than Dems do. (Though not quite the deal-breaker that others do.) Because it was one of Obama's first actions in office to try to create a gun controversy for a guy who ran on "I don't care about guns".

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2022 05:08 PM (S5d3L)

191 I have friends who say the Dems are going to do something insane to try and have a chance this election. I say nope, they've all reconciled themselves to going down with the ship. Hence all the insanity; for them it's truly a YOLO moment in time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 05:08 PM (trdmm)

192 Jim

Any M50 Ontos till kicking?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:08 PM (u82oZ)

193 Here's the queers.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 24, 2022 05:09 PM (KiBMU)

194 188 Posted by: Viso Latte at March 24, 2022 05:07 PM (Nopdp)

I am giving very serious thought to rejoining disqus under a nom'd'plume....

attaching my name to it is still "emh" way too many lunatics and glowies there.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 05:09 PM (Lzpvj)

195 I heard Sexual-Harassment Panda is dead and Ben Stiller is now wearing his head as a hat.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 24, 2022 05:04 PM (dfRN6)

Someone should have told Ben that a movie should only have one most insane moment.
But no.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2022 05:09 PM (xhaym)

196 Is the ace trying to be uncruel or something?

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 05:09 PM (FKphP)

197 So Florida Democrats want their kids to grow up LGBQXYZ.
Well have fun with that.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2022 05:09 PM (2JoB8)

198 The 105mm with Beehive should be fuzed for a contact detonation. Makes things all 'splodey from the inside out.

Little girls oughta love the results, cause Pink Mist is PINK!
___

Some of us so much so, we joined the Army...twice.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 24, 2022 05:10 PM (BLZx2)

199 Thirteen Moons was good writing, MP4. Unfortunately I haven't read anything else of yours.
Posted by: Gibson Girl at March 24, 2022 04:52 PM (KXY4V)

Give me a couple of weeks and my new novel, The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of will be out. I'm doing final edits on the last 3 chapters now.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2022 05:10 PM (2JVJo)

200 I gave it to the Gender Unicorn so hard once he still sleeps standing up. God only knows what Chester Cheetah did to him afterwards, but he was coughing orange dust everywhere for a month. Tony the Tiger is gonna be frosting that flake tonight. Little poof.

Posted by: Joe Camel at March 24, 2022 05:10 PM (wAnMi)

201 Article today on how Nancy Pelosi is a Red Diaper Doper Baby.

Delicious
Her Son in Law was trespassing on Capitol Steps J6 too.
He won't be arrested. Isn't that interesting.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 05:10 PM (mHhDI)

202 >>>Can't believe that PJMedia took him and Traitor Treacher in.

no hot air is with salem media. You're confusing salem with PJMedia, which is where Treacher and instapundit are.

Posted by: Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man! at March 24, 2022 05:10 PM (0G13K)

203 185 On my poster, The Gender Unicorn is going to meet Mr Avenging Parent, whose main weapon is a flame thrower.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2022 05:07 PM (VpIIl)

Brand their cheeks with P for p3do. They should look as hideous on the outside as they are on the inside. people should know them on sight.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2022 05:10 PM (ONvIw)

204 192 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:08 PM (u82oZ)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M50_Ontos

Working?

I don't think so, but there are several static displays including one I used to show on tours of APG.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 05:10 PM (Lzpvj)

205 191 I have friends who say the Dems are going to do something insane to try and have a chance this election. I say nope, they've all reconciled themselves to going down with the ship. Hence all the insanity; for them it's truly a YOLO moment in time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 05:08 PM (trdmm)

==========

Well, some Dems very well could. There's no one directing national strategy, so everyone's out there doing their own thing in an increasing panic that they are going to lose power.

In addition, the far left probably sees this as their moment, not to win nationally, but to cement their hold on the Democratic Party itself. I expect the far left to get crazier, in calculated moves, as we get close to November. When the far left are pretty much all that's left of the party, with the "moderates" having been thrown out, the far left will use it as proof that their way is the way to victory: treating all of America like its San Francisco.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 24, 2022 05:10 PM (xPkf4)

206 I have friends who say the Dems are going to do something insane to try and have a chance this election. I say nope, they've all reconciled themselves to going down with the ship. Hence all the insanity; for them it's truly a YOLO moment in time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 05:08 PM (trdmm)

I think it can be both. Go nuts , and then try something truly insane at the last minute when they realize they'll be out of power

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022 05:11 PM (mR6Gs)

207 Florida also just passed a bill requiring a class in financial literacy to graduate high school. Democrats will be furious.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 05:11 PM (5kI0z)

208 129 116 I thought probably that was the case. Which way to the camp.

the camp is a state of mind.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda sees an expedient number of lights at March 24, 2022 04:58 PM (v3pYe)

whoa

Posted by: m at March 24, 2022 05:12 PM (rI4Wv)

209 Give me a couple of weeks and my new novel, The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of will be out.

I'll be looking for it.

Posted by: Gibson Girl at March 24, 2022 05:12 PM (KXY4V)

210 Funny that the poll asks about the ACTUAL bill and not the media caricature of it.

Posted by: deadrody at March 24, 2022 05:12 PM (SnywI)

211 I have friends who say the Dems are going to do something insane to try and have a chance this election. I say nope, they've all reconciled themselves to going down with the ship. Hence all the insanity; for them it's truly a YOLO moment in time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 05:08 PM (trdmm)

Maybe, but I also think they're trying to move the Overton window on this stuff.

Posted by: Wally at March 24, 2022 05:12 PM (FJYfm)

212 ..Any M50 Ontos till kicking? Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:08 PM (u82oZ)

I personally don't know, but I'd wager that Anna Puma has the address of all such existing, knows the name of the owner, and is on a first name basis with each and every one of 'em.

The Ontos would be the perfect Signature Weapons System for Alex the Chick. We could paint the monniker "Stepstool of Death" on the hull, to personalize it for her. But we'd also have to find a way to mount her flammenwaffen on the thing, for the true and complete effect.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2022 05:12 PM (QzJWU)

213 Article today on how Nancy Pelosi is a Red Diaper Doper Baby

I thought she was more a Mafia Princess.
Her father ran the Baltimore Machine and was supposedly connected

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022 05:13 PM (mR6Gs)

214 Arming cartels would be cool if they shot leftists.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 05:13 PM (mHhDI)

215 207 Florida also just passed a bill requiring a class in financial literacy to graduate high school. Democrats will be furious.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 05:11 PM (5kI0z)

Oooo, real-world skills are tight!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 24, 2022 05:13 PM (KbCG3)

216 no hot air is with salem media. You're confusing salem with PJMedia, which is where Treacher and instapundit are.
Posted by: Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man! at March 24, 2022 05:10 PM (0G13K)

it always amazes me that Salem Media thinks they can get viewers to pay for their "VIP content".

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 05:13 PM (trdmm)

217 Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man!

What's that weird wordy nic all about?

Posted by: m at March 24, 2022 05:13 PM (rI4Wv)

218 202 Posted by: Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man! at March 24, 2022 05:10 PM (0G13K)

PJ Media is part of the Slay-Em family.

https://salemmedia.com/conservative-websites/

If you want the illusion of any opposition to anything moonbat make yours Slay-Em you get the hard nosed hard ass Ed "Pilsbury" Morrissey and the wisdom of Allah "Where is my buttplug" Pundit.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 05:13 PM (Lzpvj)

219 #213 Daddy was deeply entwined with commie rats.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 05:14 PM (mHhDI)

220 > it always amazes me that Salem Media thinks they can get viewers to pay for their "VIP content".
______________
Maybe I'm jaded but when I see "VIP content" I expect hardcore.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2022 05:14 PM (BFigT)

221 101 Who's the whoops/whoopsie guy?

Ryan George. He has a series of pitch meetings on YouTube that are hilarious.
Posted by: Boone at March 24, 2022 04:54 PM (jLubK)

I confess I don't know what Pitch Meeting is, either.

I don't get out much.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 24, 2022 05:14 PM (dfRN6)

222 I find it funny that the GOP seems to never quite find the hill to die on, but the Dems are so used to the fight that they are literally supporting grooming young children because their reflex is to trounce the GOPe grifters like Lia Thomas does woman.

Posted by: Inogame at March 24, 2022 05:15 PM (53oGX)

223 IT ONLY MATTERS WHAT WE SUPPORT PEASANTS!!
- Blue Checks

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 05:15 PM (OalnH)

224 Remember, boys and girls, it's all well and good to find out which party people prefer on a generic ballot, but when there are actual names and faces attached to the people who end up on the ballot on Election Day, all of that flies out the window.

Every. Single. Time.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 24, 2022 05:15 PM (VqNuf)

225 "It would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were thrown into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones."

Posted by: SkylerKat at March 24, 2022 05:15 PM (SXIn9)

226 Just thought of something, put today's Transgenderism and transport it back to 60s and the draft. Everyone wanting to dodge the draft just had to declare they were a female now.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2022 05:15 PM (2JoB8)

227 Yes, Biden's idiotic affirmative action SCOTUS pick is abhorent.

Whatever. Between her, Kagan and the wise latina, they couldn't argue their way out of a wet paper bag.

Let them have their kabal of judicial idiots.

Posted by: deadrody at March 24, 2022 05:15 PM (SnywI)

228 216 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 05:13 PM (trdmm)

Well friend where else would you get intimate thoughts on the absolute futility of trying to keep groomers out of your kids' daycare?

Allahpundit needs money for therapy.

Make a difference, make yours Slay-Em

//Slay-Em Media

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 05:15 PM (Lzpvj)

229 I confess I don't know what Pitch Meeting is, either.

I don't get out much.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 24, 2022 05:14 PM (dfRN6)

at one point Ace was posting a lot of links to those. Pretty funny.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 05:15 PM (trdmm)

230 Article today on how Nancy Pelosi is a Red Diaper Doper Baby.

Where?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022 05:16 PM (mR6Gs)

231 Librarians, circa 2003-- we refuse to tell the government if terrorists are using our computers!
Librarians circa 2022 -- We need to secretly discuss masturbation and homosexual sex with your child!

Gosh, how will society survive without them!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2022 05:16 PM (+QJh9)

232 >>>PJ Media is part of the Slay-Em family.
https://salemmedia.com/conservative-websites/

oh darn, I didn't know that.

I have to boycott them too i guess

Posted by: Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man! at March 24, 2022 05:16 PM (0G13K)

233 Biden will veto any and all bills that make it to his desk, after the next congress is seated. So there's your power.

And the lies from the administration and it's ruling media will ramp up to eleventy, 24/7.

The road to perdition will make for a bumpy ride until January '25.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 24, 2022 05:16 PM (KiBMU)

234 Queering the Library is just another example of libs hi-jacking community money for *their* causes.

Do we fund libraries to "change our children"?

We fucking do not!

The community funds libraries because it's supposed to help our children with their literacy. Not to become fucking drones.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2022 05:17 PM (S5d3L)

235 Somebody made a point on instapundit the other day that I thought was worth consideration. Twitter is actually a huge deficit for lefties because, with its existence it does not allow for them to modulate the message. In other words, it freezes the Overton window because they can't back down from the most extreme position (groom pre-k kids) lest one be cast from the body. Hence, lefty dogma now requires Will Thomas is a woman, and woman is undefinable.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 24, 2022 05:17 PM (fj2YZ)

236 222 I find it funny that the GOP seems to never quite find the hill to die on, but the Dems are so used to the fight that they are literally supporting grooming young children because their reflex is to trounce the GOPe grifters like Lia Thomas does woman.
Posted by: Inogame at March 24, 2022 05:15 PM (53oGX)

___

Yep. They'd go to the mat fighting a bill that said 1+1=2. Meanwhile the GOP would shrug and support a bill that said 1+1=3.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 05:17 PM (OalnH)

237 Pitch Meeting for "It"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dw4u2A9F4g

Posted by: Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man! at March 24, 2022 05:17 PM (0G13K)

238 hiya, JT

always wanted to do that.

Posted by: micky at March 24, 2022 05:17 PM (3byMq)

239 Cursed, cursed, cursed cursed by the God of YHWH, you will die cursed, cursed you will surely die, cursed by YHWH cursed, cursed, cursed.

The ancient Hebrew inscription consists of 40 letters and is centuries older than any known Hebrew inscription from ancient Israel, according to the press release.

I guess it was the first post Twitter censored and I bet the author was suspended also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2022 05:17 PM (Irn0L)

240 Those people need to be Clockwork Oranged..... until they die.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2022 05:17 PM (XlDSe)

241 233 Biden will veto any and all bills that make it to his desk, after the next congress is seated. So there's your power.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 24, 2022 05:16 PM (KiBMU)

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Man...that sounds like a great way to get the government shut down.

"Here's one bill for the Department of Defense's budget and appropriations. Here's a separate bill for the Department of Education's budget and appropriations."

"The Education budget bill is blank."

"Veto it, then."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 24, 2022 05:18 PM (xPkf4)

242 Would Trump pardon every single one-sixer upon taking office again?

Would DeSantis?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 24, 2022 05:18 PM (KiBMU)

243 https://tinyurl.com/46v4mv6p

Link to Nanzi's Red Diaper Doper Baby beginnings

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 05:18 PM (mHhDI)

244 Alec Baldwin Making Movie Comeback in Christmas Comedies After Fatal 'Rust' Shooting

Santa will likely need security.

Actor Alec Baldwin is set to make an acting comeback in two Italian Christmas comedies five months after the gun Baldwin was holding discharged, killing Rust cinematographer Halyna Hutchins.

[I'd expect Breitbart's to give a better shooting description than that but it is what it is.]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 05:18 PM (UHVv4)

245 We need to organize a (what was the alt fundraiser for the Canadian Truckers? Give/Send/Go, something like that?) a fundraiser, so we can give SMH her very own M1 Abrams tank.

No one would fuss with her about a parking spot at the grocery store, that's for sure! And MoMeets in her A/O would be LIT!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2022 05:18 PM (QzJWU)

246 232 Posted by: Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man! at March 24, 2022 05:16 PM (0G13K)

If you have noticed a decline in the quality of your favorite blog, and what appears to be a surgical removal of their core values and sense of humor thank the paycheck the blogger got from us at Slay-Em Media.

//Slay-Em

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 05:19 PM (Lzpvj)

247 Is that supposed to be a piece of candy on the unicorn's crotch?

Nope, no grooming going on here. No, sir!

I meant, "No, ma'am!"

I MEANT, "NO WAY!"

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 24, 2022 05:19 PM (2RBkF)

248 What age group is this for? Why are they using " physically attracted" to anyway. The 1st grader is not going to have a raging erection because he likes the cute redhead and wants to jump her bones. And yes using "Women and Men" is a big red flag.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2022 05:19 PM (GezNK)

249 Hiya mickey !

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 05:19 PM (arJlL)

250 Oh and by the way: ha, ha, ha, ha!

Genuine Ace. Thank you!

Posted by: Lola at March 24, 2022 05:20 PM (NIYa7)

251 Note that the Gender Unicorn asks the kids whether they're attracted to "men or women," not "boys or girls."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Originally way back when, I thought this was for mildly retarded college kids - until I learned where they were hanging. Maybe that's how they get away with it "not being aimed at kids". But, bullshit.

Go and visit their site - they have a fucking coloring book. And an "interactive" Unicorn where you can fill out who/what you are and what you prefer to fuck. There seems to be an awful lot of "cartoons" for something aimed at people over 10.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 24, 2022 05:20 PM (wAnMi)

252
JFK had sex with willing women

Bill Clinton sexually assaulted teenagers

Joe Biden raped his own daughter

With this pattern in 2024 Kamala is going to need to one up the Aristocrats

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 05:21 PM (ESjRY)

253 Hiya Fen ! I hope you're feeling better !

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 05:21 PM (arJlL)

254 The Gay Agenda is part and parcel Green Agenda.

There is a current of belief on the left (Science!) tht homosexuality is a natural phenomena that checks populations.

Remember the gay penguins? Yeah...

that ad hoc line of thinking is being leveraged by the Greenies.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2022 05:21 PM (7rPai)

255 Portland, Oregon is a very odd place, yes?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2022 05:21 PM (GezNK)

256 #235
So Twitter is a distillery of stupid. 190 proof. Rocket fuel stupid.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 05:21 PM (mHhDI)

257 1920 was short lived because Herbert Hoover didn't listen to his Secretary of the Treasury and did everything FDR would later do to extend the Great Depression (that FDR ran against Hoover on in 1932). If Coolidge had been president during the beginning of the Great Depression, I doubt there would have been a Great Depression.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 24, 2022 04:54 PM (xPkf4)

This is interesting, apparently Warren G Harding set the stage for that boom, too, Rolling back much of Wilson's policies for WWI warfare state. I was just listening to a Mises audio piece on him

https://tinyurl.com/yckzz224

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2022 05:21 PM (xhaym)

258 A Pitch Meeting is where a screenwriter approaches a producer and pitches his newest script. Ryan George plays both roles in his Pitch Meetings to comic effect:

Here's the one he dropped today on Batman Returns:

https://youtu.be/yvecIZPtTUw

Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2022 05:21 PM (pjDVL)

259 177 That's a DNA double helix hanging out if the Gender Unicorn's crotch area.

Which makes no sense at all, as "gender" as represented by creatures like Will Thomas is clearly just a state of mind.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2022 05:05 PM (pjDVL)

Looks like hard candy to me.

Posted by: Six year old at March 24, 2022 05:21 PM (AmoqO)

260 Is that supposed to be a piece of candy on the unicorn's crotch?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 24, 2022 05:19 PM (2RBkF)
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"Have you tried Gendy's candy cane? You would surely like it. You couldn't get enough of it..."

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2022 05:22 PM (S5d3L)

261 Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 05:21 PM (arJlL)

I am not, but thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2022 05:22 PM (GezNK)

262 If that unicorn thing is OK, does that mean we can bring back Spuds MacKenzie and Joe Camel? I miss those totally adult marketing campaigns.

Posted by: Posting "First" should be a killin' offense! at March 24, 2022 05:22 PM (FZQHK)

263 257 This is interesting, apparently Warren G Harding set the stage for that boom, too, Rolling back much of Wilson's policies for WWI warfare state. I was just listening to a Mises audio piece on him

https://tinyurl.com/yckzz224
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2022 05:21 PM (xhaym)

========

Harding is shit upon because of a scandal he had nothing to do with. It was his cabinet, which doesn't reflect well on him, but otherwise he was far from the worst president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 24, 2022 05:22 PM (xPkf4)

264 I see vmom already made that observation at comment #20.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 24, 2022 05:22 PM (2RBkF)

265 I see grandpa dementia told the press today that if Russia uses chemical weapons, the United Sates will respond "in kind".

Do you think Joe thinks we still have chemical weapons?

Do you think we still have chemical weapons and Joe said the secret part out loud?

Do you think Joe knows he is in Europe?

Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2022 05:22 PM (gmo/4)

266 Alec Baldwin Making Movie Comeback in Christmas Comedies After Fatal 'Rust' Shooting

Ohhhh....let me write the script!

We'll have Mel Gibson reprise his role as Fat Man...now hunting down a celebrity murderer named oh...Bill Alecwin

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 05:23 PM (ESjRY)

267 #254 you know who checked gay populations?

Yep Fauci.
Also Obama but not for the Science.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 05:23 PM (mHhDI)

268 Santa Claus: The Folsom Prison Years.

(He shot a man just to watch him die.)

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2022 05:23 PM (S5d3L)

269 I hear woodchippers don't care what sex the pedophile is.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 24, 2022 05:24 PM (/CoS6)

270 265 Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2022 05:22 PM (gmo/4)

"respond" in kind means we will nuke them, it has been tacit American WMD policy since we ceanked back on the chem bio to stress that reciprocity means WMD which leaves "nuclear."

So Badfinger just threatened to nuke Russia.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 05:24 PM (Lzpvj)

271 I don't have anything to do with those chemical weapons laboratories.

Posted by: Fauci at March 24, 2022 05:24 PM (mHhDI)

272 I see grandpa dementia told the press today that if Russia uses chemical weapons, the United Sates will respond "in kind".

So...Slow Joe's threat is that if the Russians, or some other group pretending to be Russians, drop chemical weapons in Ukraine he will too?

This man is brilliant.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 05:24 PM (ESjRY)

273 More on the Florida financial education requirements

'It is important that our students are given the tools and knowledge to make basic and well informe financial decisions in the future, said outgoing Education Commissioner Richard Corcoran, who has led the DeSantis administration's effort to remove common core standards from K-12 public education.
The Common Core standards, which set benchmarks for what students should know in mathematics and English language at each grade, do not include financial literacy for any grade level.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 05:24 PM (5kI0z)

274 Didn't they claim Camel cigarettes were marketed to kids because they used a cartoon camel?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 24, 2022 05:24 PM (rwbUy)

275 Unicorn looks like a pedo in a furry suit.

Posted by: fd at March 24, 2022 05:25 PM (vrz2I)

276 Common sense needs an animal.

Crocodile?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 05:25 PM (R8uWY)

277 Portland, Oregon is a very odd place, yes?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2022 05:21 PM (GezNK)

"Keep the Weird in Portland, Build A Wall"

and don't get me started on the "Celilo Falls Restoration Project" That was a handful of social media ranters from the Dalles who claimed that with enough dynamite they could in one strike re-expose the falls AND at the right time of year make Multnomah county suitable for habitation again.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2022 05:25 PM (xhaym)

278 What I got out of this is they want to "create programming" for children and "implement" their "wide staff" in children.

Because these are pedos.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2022 05:25 PM (BJKQV)

279 You could stand to lose some weight!

Read up on how food shortages can make you healthier, and happier too!

P.S. This is all Trump's fault.

Posted by: The New York Times, Next Week! at March 24, 2022 05:25 PM (I2/tG)

280 hear woodchippers don't care what sex the pedophile is.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 24, 2022 05:24 PM (/CoS6)

Neither do Louisville Sluggers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2022 05:25 PM (89T5c)

281 I am not, but thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

ooof !

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 05:25 PM (arJlL)

282 Jan 6 protestors, trespassed and are in prison.

Alec Baldwin killed someone. He is free and back at work making movies.

AmeriKa in 2022.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 05:25 PM (OalnH)

283 Ryan George. He has a series of pitch meetings on YouTube that are hilarious.
Posted by: Boone at March 24, 2022 04:54 PM (jLubK)
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He also does his own (what I call) "Ryanverse" series, usually titled "The First Guy to...". I subscribe to that.

The First Guy to Make a Puzzle is a pretty good one.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2022 05:25 PM (S5d3L)

284 We need to organize a (what was the alt fundraiser for the Canadian Truckers? Give/Send/Go, something like that?) a fundraiser, so we can give SMH her very own M1 Abrams tank.
No one would fuss with her about a parking spot at the grocery store, that's for sure! And MoMeets in her A/O would be LIT!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
___

LOL!
I'd have to keep it at Ben Had's.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 24, 2022 05:25 PM (BLZx2)

285 So Badfinger just threatened to nuke Russia.

Remember how Hollywood endlessly made movies about some dumb American president blundering into a nuclear war with Russia during the cold war?

Well congratulations you might just get to live out one of those movies.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 05:26 PM (ESjRY)

286 272 Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 05:24 PM (ESjRY)

He will reciprocate with a tactical nuclear strike.

https://www.jstor.org/stable/2539316

Tacit American policy since the 70s

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 05:26 PM (Lzpvj)

287 Can we trade Biden for two draft picks from zombie Pinochet Chile and Cane Them Singapore?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:26 PM (u82oZ)

288 Yep. They'd go to the mat fighting a bill that said 1+1=2. Meanwhile the GOP would shrug and support a bill that said 1+1=3.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 05:17 PM (OalnH)

We just don't have the votes to overturn it.
-Mitch, probably.

Posted by: Inogame at March 24, 2022 05:26 PM (53oGX)

289 There were a number of fake chemical weapons attacks in Syria.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 05:26 PM (R8uWY)

290 You could stand to lose some weight!

Read up on how food shortages can make you healthier, and happier too!

P.S. This is all Trump's fault.
Posted by: The New York Times, Next Week! at March 24, 2022 05:25 PM (I2/tG)
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No one said it would be easy.

Posted by: Your Oppressors at March 24, 2022 05:26 PM (S5d3L)

291 Well the nuclear weapon countdown to midnight clock must be going nuts.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 05:26 PM (mHhDI)

292 I know what the terms meant, sven. I was wondering if Joe knows what it means.

Humor and/or humour.

Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2022 05:27 PM (gmo/4)

293 285 Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 05:26 PM (ESjRY)

Quite, remember he *also* swears he would never use nukes to the point he was saying he would refuse to retaliate to a strike.

The guy was a retard before the brain injuries and dementia.....pretending he has any idea what he is braying now is senior abuse.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 05:27 PM (Lzpvj)

294 Meanwhile Disney apparently is pledging to go even more gay after getting criticized by activists about not speaking out more against the florida bill.

Posted by: Liberty at March 24, 2022 05:27 PM (OEOqa)

295 The Common Core standards, which set benchmarks for what students should know in mathematics and English language at each grade, do not include financial literacy for any grade level.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 05:24 PM (5kI0z)

___

That's how we get away with saying shit like spending trillions fights inflation. Duh!
- Democrats

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 05:27 PM (OalnH)

296 You're all in this together.

-- You guys! *rapidly swings finger back and along crowd*

Posted by: Your Oppressors at March 24, 2022 05:27 PM (S5d3L)

297 I see grandpa dementia told the press today that if Russia uses chemical weapons, the United Sates will respond "in kind".

---

He's already skunked a Duchess and a Pope, so I believe him.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 24, 2022 05:27 PM (wBpKf)

298 He also does his own (what I call) "Ryanverse" series, usually titled "The First Guy to...". I subscribe to that.

I like the combination of the first guy to kidnap someone and the first police officer.

When the kidnappers calls the police and admits what he has done the cops says he's going to punish him for it. The kidnapper asks how and the cop says he is going to take the kidnapper against his will and put him in a cell and the kidnapper says "HEY THAT'S MY DEAL NOT YOURS!"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 05:28 PM (ESjRY)

299 The old ways are best:

Millstone, rope, deep sea water, some assembly required!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 24, 2022 05:28 PM (hOUT3)

300 sven

Funny how not only did Biden not answer questions, he has a staffer to yell No! NO! NO! at all questioners.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:28 PM (u82oZ)

301 Yesterday it was murder your pets to save $

Now it is eat your pets to beat the russians

Posted by: Y5 at March 24, 2022 05:28 PM (4uu+s)

302 To represent their gender ideology they picked a magical made-up pretend creature that doesn't exist.

Sounds about right. Are they trolling us?

Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2022 05:28 PM (BJKQV)

303
Florida also just passed a bill requiring a class in financial literacy to graduate high school. Democrats will be furious.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Financial literacy is another word for white supremacy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2022 05:28 PM (63Dwl)

304 This is winning.

The proposed legislation also continues a similar effort by Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis to expand civics education in his state to include instruction about the evil nature of communist and other totalitarian governments.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 05:29 PM (5kI0z)

305 What is the junk that unicorn is rockin

Posted by: Y5 at March 24, 2022 05:29 PM (4uu+s)

306 So Badfinger just threatened to nuke Russia.

Come and Get it

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2022 05:29 PM (mR6Gs)

307 300 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:28 PM (u82oZ)

Biden abuses the newsies, he has his whole career since at least 86.

They either love it or look past it.

Part of why I flame the never-trumpers.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 05:29 PM (Lzpvj)

308 It never occurred to me that the library was some sort of nexus for teachers and students hoping to engage in forbidden social intimacies.

I usually went to the library, grabbed some shit and with a fart and a flourish, left the joint to the nerds.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 24, 2022 05:29 PM (S3EUx)

309 I like the combination of the first guy to kidnap someone and the first police officer.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 05:28 PM (ESjRY)
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The "put you in a room" is a running gag.

Posted by: Your Oppressors at March 24, 2022 05:29 PM (S5d3L)

310 "Meanwhile Disney apparently is pledging to go even more gay after getting criticized by activists about not speaking out more against the florida bill."

They need to make the gayest most gay ride ever. More gay even than Small World or those f'n teacups.

Posted by: fd at March 24, 2022 05:30 PM (vrz2I)

311 New Mexico law vs Federal

Interestingly the Constitution didn't have any provision for criminal law...it was assumed state law would fill that gap.

But the Founders way misestimated Congresscritters mendacity.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 05:30 PM (mHhDI)

312 Now it is eat your pets to beat the russians

Posted by: Y5 at March 24, 2022 05:28 PM (4uu+s)
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Nobody said it would be easy.

Posted by: The People Who Demanded Trump Make Everything Easy at March 24, 2022 05:30 PM (S5d3L)

313 We just don't have the votes to overturn it.
-Mitch, probably.
Posted by: Inogame at March 24, 2022 05:26 PM (53oGX)

As the illustrious SOH Paul Ryan once said "There was nothing we could do, our hands were tied!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 24, 2022 05:30 PM (hOUT3)

314 It never occurred to me that the library was some sort of nexus for teachers and students hoping to engage in forbidden social intimacies.

Posted by: Dr. Bone

That naughty librarian theme had to come from somewhere.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 05:30 PM (5kI0z)

315 Well the nuclear weapon countdown to midnight clock must be going nuts.
Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 05:26 PM (mHhDI)

Nope. it is run by left wingers and to move it would admit slow joe and his fellow travelers are a clear and present danger to the USA and the world

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2022 05:30 PM (Irn0L)

316 Well, I asked my public library to buy MP4's book, and they did.

We can all do that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:31 PM (u82oZ)

317 Common sense needs an animal.
Crocodile?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 05:25 PM (R8uWY)

Pissed off Kodiak bear. I will settle for a honey badger, though. Or an angry moose.

Or a pack of hyenas. You can ignore the glint of an eye at the edge of the firelight, and the high pitched laugh, but you better have that palisade of thorn bush up at night or one of them is going to sneak into camp and drag you away to where the pack will feast.
Honey badgers won't do that, because they don't give a fu**.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2022 05:31 PM (xhaym)

318 Harding is shit upon because of a scandal he had nothing to do with. It was his cabinet, which doesn't reflect well on him, but otherwise he was far from the worst president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 24, 2022 05:22 PM (xPkf4)

Harding wouldn't have been in politics at all except for his shrew of a wife pushing him and politico Harry Daugherty (later embroiled in the Teapot Dome scandal) seeing Harding and thinking, "He looks like a president."

My favorite Harding story is when he lamented to a friend about a complex tax bill on his desk, "I know there's a book somewhere that explains it, but I couldn't understand it. And I know there's a man somewhere who could explain it to me, but I don't know who he is or how to find him. God! What is a man like me doing in this place?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2022 05:31 PM (2JVJo)

319 Why shouldn't Alec make another movie? He isn't going to jail and needs the cash for the payoff before the lawsuit hits

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2022 05:31 PM (2JoB8)

320 Pitch Meeting: "The Wolverine"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-vR6UkF3z4

you don't have to have seen the movies to get these. He explains the basic plot between the jokes.

Posted by: Capital-A Ace, just CAPITAL, my good man! at March 24, 2022 05:31 PM (0G13K)

321 #310
The next generation of 'rides' at Disneyland will be X rated.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 05:32 PM (mHhDI)

322 315 Well the nuclear weapon countdown to midnight clock must be going nuts.
Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 05:26 PM (mHhDI)

Nope. it is run by left wingers and to move it would admit slow joe and his fellow travelers are a clear and present danger to the USA and the world
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2022 05:30 PM (Irn0L)

They didn't even move it when Russia invaded and put their nukes on alert. But Trump said Pu$$y and it moved to midnight...

Posted by: Inogame at March 24, 2022 05:32 PM (53oGX)

323 We're going to scourge you at a pillar.

Nobody said it was going to be easy.

Posted by: 21st Century at March 24, 2022 05:32 PM (S5d3L)

324 I would tell the gender unicorn that I am attracted to ladies that Joe Mannix keeps finding.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2022 05:32 PM (axyOa)

325 Inogame

Good point.

We need to de-Left the Left, with love.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:33 PM (u82oZ)

326 I'm not a military guy, but if Ukraine is able to strike a proper target inside Russia, should it? Wouldn't be meaningful strategically, but could be a major morale boost, like the Doolittle raid against Tokyo in 1942, which brought that war home to Japan and boosted US morale.

Nothing to see here - just the CEO of Goldman Sachs on Twitter trying to start WWIII.

There's plenty of money to be made.

Supplying the Army with the tools of the trade!

Posted by: Nothing To See Here! at March 24, 2022 05:33 PM (I2/tG)

327 316 Well, I asked my public library to buy MP4's book, and they did.

We can all do that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:31 PM (u82oZ)

Great!

Posted by: m at March 24, 2022 05:33 PM (rI4Wv)

328 It's a SMOD World.

Posted by: fd at March 24, 2022 05:33 PM (vrz2I)

329 316 Well, I asked my public library to buy MP4's book, and they did.

We can all do that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:31 PM (u82oZ)

=========

*uncomfortable cough*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 24, 2022 05:33 PM (xPkf4)

330 308 It never occurred to me that the library was some sort of nexus for teachers and students hoping to engage in forbidden social intimacies.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 24, 2022 05:29 PM (S3EUx)

Lonely spinster librarians abusing their position to fulfill their unmet maternalistic, spiritual and sexual needs while venting their rage at the men and society who reject them have long been some of the worst pushers of woke stupidity.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2022 05:33 PM (BJKQV)

331 They need to make the gayest most gay ride ever. More gay even than Small World or those f'n teacups.
Posted by: fd at March 24, 2022 05:30 PM (vrz2I)

They're going to redo "It's a Small World" to "It's a Gay World (After All)" and showcase all the sexual decadence and depravity from all across the world in that ride.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 24, 2022 05:34 PM (Rl7KJ)

332 Funny how not only did Biden not answer questions, he has a staffer to yell No! NO! NO! at all questioners.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:28 PM (u82oZ)

NaCly, come on man, it would just not be appropriate for the apparent President and Leader of the Formerly Free World to be yelling at the press!
Why else is he surrounded by minions?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 24, 2022 05:34 PM (hOUT3)

333 Diogenes

Can you imagine Joe Mannix's browser history?Even the FBI would go Whoa. Because there are adults there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:34 PM (u82oZ)

334 "Maybe I'm jaded but when I see "VIP content" I expect hardcore."

That's a room where the content sits in your lap while you purchase $1200 bottles of sparkling wine to share with the content.

But srsly: 12ft.io

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at March 24, 2022 05:34 PM (qpX6U)

335 #318
Harding was exactly 100 years from the worst President.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 05:34 PM (mHhDI)

336 "Emotionally attracted to" is going to be answered by most girls that age as "women." Because girls tend to have an emotional bond with their girlfriends who understand them etc.

They will then be told they are bisexual and that will leave a lasting impression on them and they will declare themselves as bi even though they aren't

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2022 05:34 PM (NpAcC)

337 need to make the gayest most gay ride ever. More gay even than Small World or those f'n teacups.

It is a family sybian

Posted by: Y5 at March 24, 2022 05:35 PM (4uu+s)

338 They didn't even move it when Russia invaded and put their nukes on alert. But Trump said Pu$$y and it moved to midnight...
Posted by: Inogame at March 24, 2022 05:32 PM (53oGX)

Yup exactly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2022 05:35 PM (Irn0L)

339 Well the nuclear weapon countdown to midnight clock must be going nuts.
Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 05:26 PM (mHhDI)

Nope. it is run by left wingers and to move it would admit slow joe and his fellow travelers are a clear and present danger to the USA and the world
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2022 05:30 PM (Irn0L)

This. If Putin pops a nuke, they'll blame it on trump and delaying the move to DST.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2022 05:35 PM (axyOa)

340 It's a SMOD World.
Posted by: fd at March 24, 2022 05:33 PM (vrz2I)
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After all.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2022 05:35 PM (S5d3L)

341 TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa

You are next, when I need an 1812 binge.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:35 PM (u82oZ)

342 "They're going to redo "It's a Small World" to "It's a Gay World (After All)"

They can reconfigure all the animatronic critters to hump each other.

Posted by: fd at March 24, 2022 05:35 PM (vrz2I)

343 If I had to get a book for a young boy over 11 I would recommend TJM's Battle of Lake Erie

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2022 05:36 PM (2JoB8)

344 278 What I got out of this is they want to "create programming" for children and "implement" their "wide staff" in children.

Because these are pedos.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2022 05:25 PM (BJKQV)

---------

Coincidentally, there's an app for that!

NLP (Neuro-Linguistic Programming); see also Chomsky's "Transformational Grammar."

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 24, 2022 05:36 PM (nW4UT)

345 "So Badfinger just threatened to nuke Russia. "

Meanwhile l, the Uke's just keep blowing their shit up. Yesterday they took out part of the Russians Black Sea landing ships.

But you keep pushing that nuclear war button, Mutton Brain.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2022 05:36 PM (sfstc)

346 336 "Emotionally attracted to" is going to be answered by most girls that age as "women." Because girls tend to have an emotional bond with their girlfriends who understand them etc.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2022 05:34 PM (NpAcC)

Yep. The left pretends that girls are just like boys in every way - including sexual appetite. So if a girl feels strongly for another girl it must be a sexual urge. Feminists have set up males as the standard to which all women must conform.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2022 05:37 PM (BJKQV)

347 There are enough crazies in the pentagon to support Brandon's fantasies.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 05:37 PM (FKphP)

348 God! What is a man like me doing in this place?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2022 05:31 PM (2JVJo)

__

That is the story of Obama if you think about it. And Biden.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 05:37 PM (OalnH)

349 Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten

The EU sent Trudeau packing as a totalitarian dictator yesterday. Is it too much to ask for Biden to be called out as Play-Do brained?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:37 PM (u82oZ)

350 "They're going to redo "It's a Small World" to "It's a Gay World (After All)"

They can reconfigure all the animatronic critters to hump each other.
Posted by: fd at March 24, 2022 05:35 PM (vrz2I)

As a positive, there would be very little work necessary to change it. It's already 90% done. In fact, they probably had to dial it back a notch to open.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 24, 2022 05:38 PM (wAnMi)

351 Biden is pimping nukular war to keep the LIVs scared and not paying attention to 8% inflation and $6 gas.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 05:38 PM (OalnH)

352 Plus bad intelligence and intelligence assessment .

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 05:38 PM (FKphP)

353 "They're going to redo "It's a Small World" to "It's a Gay World (After All)"

Then there's Butt Pirates of the Caribbean, which is still under development.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2022 05:38 PM (guGkK)

354 "So Badfinger just threatened to nuke Russia. "
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No matter what?

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2022 05:39 PM (S5d3L)

355 Fruity Unicorn is actually Bet0 is his favorite furry suit.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 24, 2022 05:39 PM (OZjDX)

356 "They're going to redo "It's a Small World" to "It's a Gay World (After All)"

Then there's Butt Pirates of the Caribbean, which is still under development.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2022 05:38 PM (guGkK)
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The Teabag ride.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2022 05:39 PM (S5d3L)

357 The thing that I find most unsettling about how we keep rolling from Op to Op...

What's the next Op after the current Op is over?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2022 05:39 PM (hMZu1)

358 All I can say is Thank Goodness it is past 10:30 in Brussels... Joe's gotta be asleep so he can't be out there saying stupid things.. Of course there is always tomorrow where I'm sure he won't disappoint.

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2022 05:39 PM (J8ILO)

359 There are many ex-pentagon crazies sitting around "think tanks" too.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 05:40 PM (FKphP)

360 Cicero (@cicero43)

Kathleen Kennedy is writing all this down. For later.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:40 PM (u82oZ)

361 Uke's don't need to strike a target in Russia. Public opinion there is already turning against Putin's war. People have dead family members in the military who won't be returning. It's clearly an offensive action killing lots of civilians for no apparent reason. No need to go outside the borders. Fight the war on the Ukrainian battlefield.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2022 05:40 PM (sfstc)

362 Normalization of Deviance is a big thing in analysis of the probable cause of aircraft crashes.

It happens A LOT.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 05:40 PM (mHhDI)

363 We need to organize a (what was the alt fundraiser for the Canadian Truckers? Give/Send/Go, something like that?) a fundraiser, so we can give SMH her very own M1 Abrams tank.

No one would fuss with her about a parking spot at the grocery store, that's for sure! And MoMeets in her A/O would be LIT!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2022 05:18 PM (QzJWU)

Here's the cutest thing, I bet she'd like it to fill that "sort of an Italian sportscar" spot in her life

https://tinyurl.com/5db5v2u3

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2022 05:40 PM (xhaym)

364 ""They're going to redo "It's a Small World""

Anything would be an improvement to that braindead lame-ass ride.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at March 24, 2022 05:40 PM (qpX6U)

365 Glad to see Joe Camel is a Moron too.

Posted by: Saxinis at March 24, 2022 05:40 PM (+oqrT)

366 Remember that when they bury you to your neck and put honey on your face and the ants eat your face off your body (an Apache torture) ....

Nobody said it would be easy.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2022 05:41 PM (S5d3L)

367 Biden will veto any and all bills that make it to his desk, after the next congress is seated. So there's your power.

And the lies from the administration and it's ruling media will ramp up to eleventy, 24/7.

The road to perdition will make for a bumpy ride until January '25.
Posted by: Mr Gaga

Guess we'll have to make sure the congress is veto proof.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 24, 2022 05:41 PM (WmGrA)

368 Thomas Bender

Pol Pot redux for the non-Democrat voters.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:41 PM (u82oZ)

369 They're going to redo "It's a Small World" to "It's a Gay World (After All)" and showcase all the sexual decadence and depravity from all across the world in that ride.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 24, 2022 05:34 PM (Rl7KJ)

OK. I laughed out loud at that mental picture. ewwww.

Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2022 05:41 PM (gmo/4)

370 356 "They're going to redo "It's a Small World" to "It's a Gay World (After All)"

Then there's Butt Pirates of the Caribbean, which is still under development.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2022 05:38 PM (guGkK)
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The Teabag ride.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2022 05:39 PM (S5d3L)

"...the birds sing words and employees groom in the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room"

Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2022 05:41 PM (BJKQV)

371 The Sodom and Gomorrah theme park is going to be lit!

Posted by: fd at March 24, 2022 05:41 PM (vrz2I)

372 #361
About a quarter of Ukraine are ethnic Russian. Russia is attacking its own people.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 05:41 PM (mHhDI)

373 Russia collapse is imminent and Putin is on brink of removal. Like Assad was and like Erdogan was.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 05:42 PM (FKphP)

374 This is happening because of the holiness of the season. Lent always brings out the psychos in media. Tomorrow, friends is March 25, the 9 month mark before the birth of Jesus, feast of the Visitation (of the angel) and by extension, the Incarnation of God taking on human nature.

Plus, Pope Francis will be praying explicitly for Russia and Ukraine. So dragons rise, or in this case, unicorns. God has already won...

Posted by: Sassy at March 24, 2022 05:42 PM (xSICi)

375 ""They're going to redo "It's a Small World""

Anything would be an improvement to that braindead lame-ass ride.
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at March 24, 2022 05:40 PM (qpX6U)

It's cool on a hat day, so there is that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2022 05:42 PM (Irn0L)

376 The EU sent Trudeau packing as a totalitarian dictator yesterday. Is it too much to ask for Biden to be called out as Play-Do brained?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:37 PM (u82oZ)

Nice to see the EU actually do something halfway intelligent for a change!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 24, 2022 05:42 PM (hOUT3)

377 They need to make the gayest most gay ride ever. More gay even than Small World or those f'n teacups.
Posted by: fd at March 24, 2022 05:30 PM (vrz2I)

Remember when they had to change the Pirates of the Caribbean ride so the pirates weren't chasing women? Now they can revert it so they're chasing men or little boys. Sodomy, the lash and rum! Ahoy!

And the haunted mansion? Think of the fun! And at the end, when the ghosts hitch a ride? Now you can be molested by the spirits!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 24, 2022 05:42 PM (wAnMi)

378 It seems there is actually quite a bit of evidence that my assertion that queers are pedos is accurate. And Democrats are perversion supporters and enablers. Am I wrong? Where am I wrong?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2022 05:42 PM (eJn7u)

379 354 "So Badfinger just threatened to nuke Russia. "

dude need to be ceausescu'd

Posted by: facio at March 24, 2022 05:42 PM (uQFwj)

380 FSB is unhappy with Putin and he is about to be removed. Any minute now.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 05:43 PM (FKphP)

381 I want to ride The Rocket To Uranus.

Posted by: Pete Buttglug at March 24, 2022 05:43 PM (guGkK)

382 Xipe Totec

You are NOT wrong.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:43 PM (u82oZ)

383 369 They're going to redo "It's a Small World" to "It's a Gay World (After All)" and showcase all the sexual decadence and depravity from all across the world in that ride.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 24, 2022 05:34 PM (Rl7KJ)

So a day long ride?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 24, 2022 05:43 PM (hOUT3)

384 364 ""They're going to redo "It's a Small World""

Anything would be an improvement to that braindead lame-ass ride.

It's nice when you're there in August and want a respite from the 102 degree temp. And you've got earplugs at the ready.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 24, 2022 05:44 PM (OZjDX)

385 371 The Sodom and Gomorrah theme park is going to be lit!
Posted by: fd at March 24, 2022 05:41 PM (vrz2I)

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Dimly lit, as appropriate.

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2022 05:44 PM (VJsqe)

386 "So Badfinger just threatened to nuke Russia."

He better hurry cause he may not last?

Posted by: fd at March 24, 2022 05:44 PM (vrz2I)

387 FSB is unhappy with Putin and he is about to be removed. Any minute now.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 05:43 PM (FKphP)

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 24, 2022 05:44 PM (hOUT3)

388 Ukrainians are about to mount a victorious counter-offensive, so let's send them some stuff.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 05:45 PM (FKphP)

389 "So Badfinger just threatened to nuke Russia."

He better hurry cause he may not last?
Posted by: fd at March 24, 2022 05:44 PM (vrz2I)
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Come and get it!

Posted by: Badfinger at March 24, 2022 05:45 PM (S5d3L)

390 We have a capabilities gap.

CIA assassins vs FSB assassins. Don't want it, but Biden is leading with his chin.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:45 PM (u82oZ)

391 "The Sodom and Gomorrah theme park is going to be lit!"

Oh, I see what you did there!

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at March 24, 2022 05:45 PM (qpX6U)

392 That Croatian guy who reamed Castreau out is my new hero. Totally heterosexual I am.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 24, 2022 05:46 PM (VdGjU)

393

Does ghost jizz stain the sheets?

Posted by: Dirty Frank at March 24, 2022 05:46 PM (7DYli)

394 371 The Sodom and Gomorrah theme park is going to be lit!
Posted by: fd at March 24, 2022 05:41 PM (vrz2I)

Implementing the "looking back" aspect is what's holding up development of the ride!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 24, 2022 05:46 PM (hOUT3)

395 No one would fuss with her about a parking spot at the grocery store, that's for sure! And MoMeets in her A/O would be LIT!

There was a guy in West Virginia who had a Studebaker US6 without the normal bed. It was just a flatbed. No rails. Looked like it had been rattle-canned flat black.

He pretty much parked that thing wherever he wanted to.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2022 05:46 PM (BFigT)

396 It is just amazing....

Trump acts a little jerky on the world stage "OMG OMG NOM NOM MOVE THE CLOCK!"

Badfinger says casually, "hey Vlad if chems pop it is on!"

and *crickets.*

FUCK THE MEDIA.

Fuck them six ways from sunday with a pineapple.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 05:46 PM (Lzpvj)

397 Remember when they had to change the Pirates of the Caribbean ride so the pirates weren't chasing women? Now they can revert it so they're chasing men or little boys. Sodomy, the lash and rum! Ahoy!

And the haunted mansion? Think of the fun! And at the end, when the ghosts hitch a ride? Now you can be molested by the spirits!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 24, 2022 05:42 PM (wAnMi)

you have a sick mind my friend....I like that about you.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2022 05:47 PM (XlDSe)

398 373 Russia collapse is imminent and Putin is on brink of removal. Like Assad was and like Erdogan was.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2022 05:42 PM (FKphP)

It's hard to tell what the true state of things is given all the propaganda from all sides flying about, but I doubt Putin is in domestic trouble *right now*. That could change in the near future, but who knows.

Also, let's say Putin is overthrown and/or assassinated. What then? Who is Putin's heir apparent, assuming he has one?

Posted by: Thrawn at March 24, 2022 05:48 PM (Rl7KJ)

399 I went to Gomorrah and all I got was this lousy salt shaker.

Posted by: Lot's Salt Shaker at March 24, 2022 05:48 PM (vrz2I)

400 71 The Sodom and Gomorrah theme park is going to be lit!
Posted by: fd at March 24, 2022 05:41 PM (vrz2I)

Six Flags Over Personal Ruination

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2022 05:48 PM (guGkK)

401 made it to Marshall, Tx today. tomorrow is the rest of the way to College Station. i phucked up and volunteered to be a judge at the state wide science fair for 6th through 12th grade kids' science projects.

how is everyone today? probably great until i showed up and lowered your property values here in God's East Texas.

what's my hash here in Marshall?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (?????) - at March 24, 2022 05:48 PM (Du33Y)

402 They might make the log ride in to the dildo ride

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2022 05:49 PM (M+Lyo)

403 "Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven; ... lo, the smoke of the country went up as the smoke of a furnace."

Won't be too much longer now, feels like.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at March 24, 2022 05:49 PM (qpX6U)

404 Everyone should boycott that rat bastard in Orlando.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 24, 2022 05:49 PM (1IJnB)

405 Du33Y? ducky, dussy, hmmm.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (Du33Y) - at March 24, 2022 05:49 PM (Du33Y)

406 gp, aka Mr. Tact

Yellowstone Caldera, is that you?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:50 PM (u82oZ)

407 I believe the Condom Carousel will be a visitor favorite.

try The Tickler! Everyone does!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2022 05:50 PM (XlDSe)

408 DuBBY. As in DuBBY U

Posted by: fd at March 24, 2022 05:50 PM (vrz2I)

409 Xipe Totec

You are NOT wrong.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:43 PM (u82oZ)

Until fairly recently (the final pedo push we're witnessing) most famous out gays loved telling the stories of how they were seduced by some old perv as kids. The gay people I know all seem to have had very youthful starts with somebody showing them the ropes. Who was that fruit who was supposed to be conservative, then he went anti-Trump, and now he's sworn off being a fag and found Jesus? He probably did this as a distraction to him telling his story of being groomed from an early age - and doing it himself. Milo, that's it. Milo Yiannopoulos.

Yeah, they're all fucked up.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 24, 2022 05:51 PM (wAnMi)

410 Hey Lefties, remember when Biden bragged he had "the biggest voter fraud operation in history" ? What was the word he meant to say instead of "fraud"? Cause there really aren't many that will fit there, and cause him to be so confident of winning the election that he would be bragging about it.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 24, 2022 05:51 PM (ZEHVO)

411 Nood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:51 PM (u82oZ)

412 Trump acts a little jerky on the world stage "OMG OMG NOM NOM MOVE THE CLOCK!"

Badfinger says casually, "hey Vlad if chems pop it is on!"

and *crickets.*

FUCK THE MEDIA.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 05:46 PM (Lzpvj)
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Trump was going to cause WORLD WAR III....

(Un-"spammed"): Apart from being Putin's puppet where he would wait for the next guy to flex on. The American media *IS* propaganda. We don't have to have state agencies in America, just clients of the State.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2022 05:51 PM (S5d3L)

413 Even Democrats support the Anti-Groomer Bill, the so-called "Parental Rights in Education bill," and oppose the teaching of homosexuality and transgender ideation to very young, impressionable, and groomable children.

Actually they don't oppose it. They just oppose the impact it has on their polling numbers. Just like their phony concern about energy prices.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 24, 2022 05:51 PM (OZjDX)

414 Tucker Carlson nailed it last night: These Leftists don't give a rat's ass about gays or any other part of the gender-bending community. Their purpose here is to force you into reciting a lie (in this case, about gender, but the election-steal will do - or any other lie they choose to push), because once you do that, you are conditioned to accept lies about the welfare state.

That's where they want you peons.

Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peepin' in the Seafood Store at March 24, 2022 05:52 PM (Ybhj0)

415 Mission to Uranus
The Black Hole Ride
The Peter Ride
Space Manass

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 24, 2022 05:52 PM (II3Gr)

416 Hey Lefties, remember when Biden bragged he had "the biggest voter fraud operation in history" ? What was the word he meant to say instead of "fraud"?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 24, 2022 05:51 PM (ZEHVO)
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You know how Joe, if he answers questions, "gets into trouble"?

He meant to say "fraud". He just wasn't supposed to say that part out loud.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2022 05:52 PM (S5d3L)

417 "I'm not a biologist."

Do the Dems realize their SC nominee just admitted that being a woman is a matter of biology?

Posted by: Dread at March 24, 2022 05:52 PM (MBvXX)

418 Nood snapping sundowner.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 24, 2022 05:52 PM (OZjDX)

419
Wife is howling with laughter at new FB meme:

New mother: 'Is it a boy or a girl?'

Obstetrician: 'I don't know, I'm not a biologist!"

Only Willard can save her ass at this point.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 24, 2022 05:53 PM (dQvv7)

420 @396

>>Trump acts a little jerky on the world stage

Empirically the only jerkiness that Trump evinced was asking deadbeat nations to pay, in the parlance of the leftists, their fare share, called a world leader, Rocket Man, which taken on the whole, is a pretty a\ cool nickname, and proclaimed useless, dangerous agreements, Paris Accords, Iran Deal, etc., defunct and he killed a couple of terrorists that needed killing.

I'd put Trumps kill tally up against Barack "I drone strike people for fun" Obama's.

Trump was the only adult on the world stage.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2022 05:53 PM (hMZu1)

421 Hmm, late to the thread so probably already been said.
Is there a case to make that if a Camel in sunglasses will encourage kids to smoke cigarettes, wouldnt it go without saying that a cute and fuzzy purple unicorn might encourage kids to go gay? Or at least think it's normal?

Posted by: Fool Otto at March 24, 2022 05:53 PM (DB16e)

422 "Yellowstone Caldera, is that you?"

I can think of several plausible scenarios. People upthread talking about nuke war. Me, I watch the coronographs every day, waiting for the sun to blow up, or rip our magnetosphere off, or zap out our satellites and electronics.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at March 24, 2022 05:53 PM (qpX6U)

423 I was too lazy to scroll past the 8th comment before posting.

Posted by: Fool Otto at March 24, 2022 05:55 PM (DB16e)

424 Fool Otto

You are good with that original comment.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 24, 2022 05:56 PM (u82oZ)

425 Florida also just passed a bill requiring a class in financial literacy to graduate high school. Democrats will be furious.

****
Don't hold your breath. Calif has that, but it is literally a class on how to fill out the FASFA form, student loan application...indebtedness.

Posted by: Sassy at March 24, 2022 05:58 PM (xSICi)

426 342 "They're going to redo "It's a Small World" to "It's a Gay World (After All)"

They can reconfigure all the animatronic critters to hump each other.

Posted by: fd at March 24, 2022 05:35 PM (vrz2I)

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"Look Mommy, all those naked characters look like they're trying to play leapfrog with each other -- but can't seem to be able to jump high enough."

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 24, 2022 06:03 PM (nW4UT)

427 I spent a little time on LinkedIn today. It is exhausting. 80% of the shit is WomYns month, Ukraine or other woke nonsense.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 06:05 PM (OalnH)

428 Disneyworld is about as gay as it gets already. Not sure how you can extra gay-ify it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 24, 2022 06:06 PM (OalnH)

429 Oh, for the Love of Life Orchestra. This is why I quit my once-beloved profession. Well, that and getting the hell out of New York while the getting was good.

Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at March 24, 2022 06:06 PM (1QBMw)

430 How many pedos are there in the Dhimmierat Party comrade?

Posted by: Harry at March 24, 2022 07:17 PM (EcD5Y)

431 Imagine the damage they could do with Joe Camel instead of that lame unicorn.

Posted by: Blake MacBain at March 24, 2022 07:53 PM (JMgPf)

432 Note that the Gender Unicorn asks the kids whether they're attracted to "men or women," not "boys or girls."

-But how can kids tell if someone's a man or a woman if they aren't biologists?

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at March 24, 2022 08:17 PM (A2eXZ)

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Florida's Anti-Grooming Bill, the So-Called "Parental Rights in Education" Bill, Has Only a Bare Majority of Support** Among Democrat Primary Voters

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Florida's Anti-Grooming Bill, the So-Called "Parental Rights in Education" Bill, Has Only a Bare Majority of Support*

* Among Democrat Primary Voters