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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (3/27/22)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“Before we can defeat the democrat socialists and communists, we first have to defeat the RINOS, sellouts & losers in the primaries this spring” President Donald Trump


Quote II

“The world of money is changing so fast, if we don’t help our students keep up, the next generation is going to repeat cycles of a lack of financial literacy,” Yanely Espinal, director of educational outreach at Next Gen Personal Finance


How dare they expect kids to take care of themselves!


Quote III

“I consider Osama bin Laden to be one of the people I look up to. For me, he’s in the category of Malcolm X, Che Guevara, Patrice Lumumba, Fidel Castro. I thank Islam for Bin Laden. America’s greed, aggression and self-righteous arrogance must be stopped. War and weaponry must be abolished.”Yuri Kochiyama


She seems pleasant.

Quote IV

“If you see them coming toward me, those two governors specifically [Texas Gov. Greg Abbott and Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis], lead me out of the way because I cannot be responsible for what I would do. Washed up actress Sally Field


So not a big supporter of diversity I take it.


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The Comment of The Week


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Spring break should be fun. Not deadly.

The dismembered bodies of four men have reportedly been discovered at a busy Spring Break hotspot.

The grim find happened today (Thursday, March 24) in Mexico, leading to the National Guard being called in.

The grim news has been reported by local Mexican news outlet Noticaribe, and took place in the popular party district of Villas del Sol, Playa del Carmen at the height of the popular celebration.

The bodies were only discovered when a group of sanitation workers stumbled across them.

It is thought that all four of the victims were male.

As of yet, no local Mexican officials have commented on the distressing news.


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Can you imagine if any of Trump's kids were anything like Pudding Head's surviving son?

Former War Room Co-Host Jack Maxey who is currently in Switzerland has done a forensic review of the Hunter Biden laptop from Hell, and discovered hundreds of thousands of emails previously not discovered by anyone, as they were hidden on the hard drive.

Six hours ago Maxey released all of the emails detailing Hunter Biden and the Biden Family’s interaction with the development of bio laboratories in Ukraine.

The Daily Mail released a few today; but, only a few.

But emails from Hunter’s abandoned laptop show he helped secure millions of dollars of funding for Metabiota, a Department of Defense contractor specializing in research on pandemic-causing diseases that could be used as bioweapons, wrote The Daily Mail.

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Oh just fvck it, we are all going to die.

TAKEOUT WARNING Food wrappers by fast food chains including Burger King, Chick-fil-A and Arby’s ‘contain harmful chemicals’, report says

FAST food restaurant wrappers from a host of big-name chains could contain high levels of dangerous chemicals, a new report has warned.

A number of popular restaurants have been exposed as using grease-proof packaging that contains "forever chemicals" that don't break down in the environment, according to Consumer Reports.


If an occasional fast food sammich treat kills me. So be it.


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We were told by this current administration unelected regime there would be Transparency! Bull Shit!!!!

The State Department is being sued by a government watchdog group after the department said they would not be able to fulfill a documents request involving presidential climate envoy John Kerry’s office until after the next presidential election in 2024.

Protect the Public’s Trust (PPT), a government watchdog, filed the transparency suit against the State Department on Wednesday after the department said they wouldn’t be able to fulfill the group’s Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request on Kerry’s office until Nov. 18, 2024.

This means that the State Department said they cannot fulfill the request until after the next presidential election.


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In the event that you travel to China. You will not be able to watch any John Wick movies in your hotel room. Keanu Reeves is persona non grata.

Actor Keanu Reeves may now be kaput in China, despite his past close collaboration with its film authorities and decades of mega-stardom spanning the length of the country’s engagement with Hollywood.

In the wake of his show of support for Tibet earlier this month, the “John Wick” and “Matrix” star has fallen afoul of the country’s strict censorship regime, placing his future career in the world’s largest film market in jeopardy.

No word from that stellar scholar douchebag LeBron James.


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When you hear the name Applebee's what do you think of? No, not chemjeff. What an average restaurant with snobbery.

According to leaked emails, Applebee’s franchise executive Wayne Pankratz was enthusiastic about skyrocketing gas prices and encouraged his locations to lower their wages. Everyone has heard that gas prices continue to rise,” read an email that came from the account of Wayne Pankratz, executive director of operations for Applebee’s franchisee Apple Central LLC. “The advantage this has for us is that it will increase application flow and has the potential to lower our average wage. How you ask?”

Pankratz told managers that the pool of people who work at Applebee’s “live paycheck to paycheck” and will be “forced back into the workforce” out of necessity. Pankratz also seemed pleased that skyrocketing gas prices would sting for competitors, and that if Applebee’s could cut wage costs, they would be better positioned. “We all competed to hire out of the limited applicant pool and there was a wage war,” he wrote in the March 9 memo. “They will no longer be able to afford to do this.”


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Everybody should have some skin in the game. Every American should pay income tax.

March 25 (UPI) -- Roughly 57% of U.S. households paid no federal income tax in 2021, and 19% of Americans paid neither payroll nor federal income taxes in 2021, according to the Tax Policy Center.

For 2022, the Tax Policy Center estimates that about 47% won't pay federal income taxes.


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Typical politician. Tone deaf. Why wait? Walk away. Walk away now.

SEE IT: Jeff Fortenberry resigns following three felony convictions

Nebraska Rep. Jeff Fortenberry announced his resignation from Congress Saturday.

Fortenberry's announcement comes two days after his conviction of three felony counts regarding a 2016 foreign campaign contribution. He will resign on Thursday.

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Why don't you melt those 2 Oscars, cast bullets and go to Ukraine and use them. Most people don't give a flying rat's a$$ about you or your awards.

This year’s Academy Awards promise to be more chaotic than usual, which is saying something. There’s been brouhaha over atypical host choices and awards that won’t be televised live. There’s also the matter of how they’ll deal with the ongoing Russian invasion of Ukraine. Co-host Amy Schumer has tried to get Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky to take time out of defending his nation to make an appearance. And if that doesn’t happen, there’s one Oscar-winner who will be peeved.

As per Deadline, Sean Penn — who’s been nominated five times and won twice, for Mystic River and Milk — has given the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences an ultimatum: get Zelensky on the Oscars or else he will publicly destroy his two trophies.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Jello Salad Emporium



On this day: 27 Mar 2000
Singer, songwriter, poet and actor, Ian Dury died after a long battle with cancer aged 57. Dury had been disabled by polio as a child, formed Kilburn and the High Roads during the 70s. His first album New Boot's And Panties became a punk classic spending 90 weeks on the UK chart. via thisdayinmusic.com


&&&



On this day: 27 Mar 1979
Eric Clapton married Patti Harrison (the ex wife of George) at Temple Bethel, Tucson, Arizona. Patti applied for a divorce in 1988. via thisdayinmusic.com


&&&


I preferred Genesis when it was fronted by Peter Gabriel. That said, sorry to hear of Phil Collin's health issues and retirement.


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Old enough to know better. But, young enough not to care. Genius Award Winner.

MARCH 24--Since some citizens remain confused about the proper use of the 911 system, a reminder: Do not call the police emergency line if you have encountered a chicken difficulty at KFC.

On Tuesday evening, Lisa Castro called 911 to report being “upset because she only got 4 pieces of chicken instead of 8,” and that the manager of a KFC in suburban Cleveland, Ohio “won’t give her the rest of the chicken.”

The 62-year-old Castro, who lives about two miles from the KFC in Euclid, asked for an officer to be dispatched to the restaurant, saying she would be waiting in a Dodge SUV.

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Weekly commenter stats for week of 3-27-2022

Top 10 commenters:
1 [1271 comments] 'sven' [178.40 posts/day]
2 [552 comments] 'Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe!'
3 [422 comments] 'Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.'
4 [381 comments] 'Deplorable Jay Guevara '
5 [367 comments] 'Skip '
6 [345 comments] 'Cat Ass Trophy'
7 [339 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
8 [334 comments] 'runner'
9 [319 comments] 'Warai-otoko'
10 [316 comments] 'NaCly Dog (u82oZ)'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [181 names] 'Preznit Joey B.' [25.41 unique names/day]
2 [46 names] 'OrangeEnt'
3 [42 names] 'Count de Monet'
4 [34 names] 'Grimmy'
5 [32 names] 'Duncanthrax'
6 [30 names] '18-1'
7 [30 names] 'Cicero (@cicero43)'
8 [30 names] 'The ARC of History!'
9 [25 names] 'Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe!'
10 [25 names] 'Joe Mama'


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Most of the athletes enjoy the buzz of the crowd. Not this one. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Crowd Goes Silent So Blind Basketball Player Can Hear The Hoop

Jules Hoogland is completely blind. During a basketball game this week, the entire crowd stayed silent so Jules could hear where to throw.

She definitely heard the cheers, too.

"That's my daughter! I'm so proud of her and all her accomplishments! Zeeland Public Schools has stood beside my daughter and encouraged her all her years in school. Thank you ZPS!!" Karen Hoogland said.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:41 PM




Comments

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1 Early!

Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 09:43 PM (UUBmN)

2 Who washed Sally Fieldy?

Posted by: klaftern at March 27, 2022 09:43 PM (taPSh)

3 And first!

Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 09:43 PM (UUBmN)

4 3 And first!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 09:43 PM (UUBmN)

Congrats

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 09:45 PM (aA3+G)

5



Outlook not so good...

Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 09:45 PM (waarI)

6 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 27, 2022 09:47 PM (Msys3)

7 Just a little.

Posted by: Lotta nerve at March 27, 2022 09:48 PM (JdcHc)

8 Close!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 09:49 PM (hOUT3)

9 1 Early!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 09:43 PM (UUBmN)


Well done lin-duh
goes off to sulk in corner!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 09:50 PM (hOUT3)

10 Trump is right, we need to clean house first before we can make an impact on the Left.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at March 27, 2022 09:51 PM (eeRB6)

11 Sally Field is 75. She isn't a very big woman and I would be surprised if she knows how to shoot a gun, so what exactly would she do to Abbot and De Santis? Yell at them?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2022 09:51 PM (d37DA)

12 my takeaway:

Sally Field isn't dead
huh

Posted by: DB at March 27, 2022 09:51 PM (geLO8)

13 Sven is back with a vengeance I see.
1000+ comments are a thing again!

Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 09:52 PM (UUBmN)

14 hey
not 1st, but did make the Dirty Dozen

Posted by: DB at March 27, 2022 09:52 PM (geLO8)

15 So... I was lying there, just coming out of a late nap, when, in the dim light, I see a spider crawling on the ceiling right above me. I leap off the bed, turn on the lights, and... nothing.

I'm pretty sure I was awake, not dreaming, and not hallucinating, although it could have just been a trick of the dim on my still-sleepy eyes, but it sure looked real. And moving to above my head. And big, like, one of those black-and-yellow fellows big, small tarantula big.

Needless to say, I was no longer sleepy. Pumped full of adrenalin, full pot of coffee awake and alert. We've had a small infestation of mice this week, and now this. I'd like to have a more secure house.

Probably was just my subconscious mind telling me it's time to get up and see the ONT! Wheee! ONT!

🕷

Posted by: mindful webworker - picked the wrong century to give up psychedelics? at March 27, 2022 09:53 PM (AbN6v)

16 10 [316 comments] 'NaCly Dog (u82oZ)'
Well done NaCly!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 09:53 PM (hOUT3)

17 Relevant to nothing else. Pigs fight off bear that gets in their enclosure. Short video:

https://tinyurl.com/4mmhvdu2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2022 09:54 PM (d37DA)

18 Jeep in the mud,
it's gooey and warm,
out of beer
you are a fool for sure.

Posted by: Eromero at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (0OP+5)

19 I did my mom's taxes today...ugh! I hate doing them. I use a CPA for our taxes.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (UUBmN)

20 Commissar Hrothgar

How is that even possible? Oh, I know. I was sick and took three days off work. But I'm better now.

You, my friend, should be up there. Ahead of me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (u82oZ)

21 My mama's like a box of chocolates. When she opens her yap you never know what may come out.

Posted by: Forest Gump at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (z4BwD)

22 Hey y'all.

My allergies have been just absolutely wrecking me for the last 4-5 days.

Ugh.

I did see the NASCAR race at CotA today, and that was fun.

Posted by: ballistic at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (oXNqT)

23 Man, does Phil look waaay older than he is. Mike R in that pic is the same age

Posted by: a dude in MI at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (+I6Y/)

24 10 Trump is right, we need to clean house first before we can make an impact on the Left.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at March 27, 2022 09:51 PM (eeRB6)


Yes, I am way past trusting my GOPe "betters"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (hOUT3)

25 I'll listen to Trump about RINOs when he stops helping Lindsey Graham, Mitt Romney, and Mitch McConnell beat their primary opponents. As it stands I want back the money I already gave him.

Posted by: jdgalt1 at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (3SFo/)

26 Foo Fighters - Hawkins was the drummer, right?

Not really familiar with 'em. This cut rocks.

Posted by: mindful webworker - picked the wrong century to give up psychedelics? at March 27, 2022 09:56 PM (LLzS4)

27 20 Commissar Hrothgar

How is that even possible? Oh, I know. I was sick and took three days off work. But I'm better now.

You, my friend, should be up there. Ahead of me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (u82oZ)


You two knock it off or I'll have to stop this ONT.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 09:56 PM (aA3+G)

28 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at March 27, 2022 09:56 PM (XG2Fi)

29 Why does Sally Field discriminate and hate people in wheel chairs?

Posted by: jeff at March 27, 2022 09:56 PM (+4Xcc)

30 You, my friend, should be up there. Ahead of me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (u82oZ)


Conor pup has been sick, so I was otherwise occupied!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 09:56 PM (hOUT3)

31 good evening everyone

Posted by: wing at March 27, 2022 09:57 PM (PlW9M)

32 You two knock it off or I'll have to stop this ONT.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 09:56 PM (aA3+G)



The dog ate my homework!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 09:57 PM (hOUT3)

33 did see the NASCAR race at CotA today, and that was fun.
Posted by: ballistic
---
Are you in the Austin area?

Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 09:57 PM (UUBmN)

34 Man Sven needs a hobby, thank God he is going back to work next week.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 09:59 PM (Lzpvj)

35 Hey horde, quick question -- i thought the IRS backed off on using biometric data for their "ID.me" site.

Do we still have to use this thing? It's wanting to use video capture on my face.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2022 09:59 PM (aMA7g)

36

Everyone's off watching the Academy Awards show, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 09:59 PM (waarI)

37 Mama duck and ducklings are guided out of a maternity hospital in FL:

https://tinyurl.com/2kfvcpee

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2022 10:00 PM (d37DA)

38 One consolation: Yuri Kochiyama is old and frail, and soon will be joining her heroes in Hell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 10:00 PM (P3gRi)

39 13 Lin-Duh,

Wall of shame is mine.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:00 PM (Lzpvj)

40 Misanthropic Humanitarian

LOL. Thanks, Dad.

What I do is start singing. That unites the kids. "Please stop singing."

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 27, 2022 10:00 PM (u82oZ)

41 For me, he's [Osama] in the category of Malcolm X, Che Guevara, Patrice Lumumba, Fidel Castro.

Well, that's right.

Posted by: mindful webworker - which circle of Hell are they in? at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (LLzS4)

42 Everyone's off watching the Academy Awards show, I suppose...
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 09:59 PM (waarI)


Yeah. I hear Amy Schumer is hosting.

She lost 50 lbs for the gig too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (XG2Fi)

43

You two knock it off or I'll have to stop this ONT.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

The ONT is kind of sappy tonight.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (R0vP5)

44 Tuned into the Oscar's just to see how bad it was...

What's worse than a dumpster fire?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (vasL8)

45 Good evening morons and thanks mh

PDT is right. No more backstabbers. Looking at you Mittens.i

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (EZebt)

46 Hello dear Hordelings - it's pumpkin time for bluebell, but please let everyone know that NoVaMoMe 2022 registration is open and ready for business! Email me at the address in my nic, or click the link in the left sidebar, for all the details.

Good night!

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (wyw4S)

47 The passage of time continued apace today. I feel like it's important enough to mention.

Posted by: Kamala at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (g6+Ik)

48 Evenin'

https://youtu.be/h_L4Rixya64

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (sAmhv)

49 36 Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 09:59 PM (waarI)

Doctor every time I hit my groin with a chainsaw it hurts, how do I stop the pain?

"First turn off the chain saw."

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:02 PM (Lzpvj)

50 Sven,
I doubt your record will ever be broken...

Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 10:02 PM (UUBmN)

51 I like that Sally Field is wishing harm upon other human beings. It makes for nice karma.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:02 PM (XG2Fi)

52 AZ deplorable moron

Hot Air is also open.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 27, 2022 10:02 PM (u82oZ)

53 44 Tuned into the Oscar's just to see how bad it was...

What's worse than a dumpster fire?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (vasL


Hillary and Huma getting it on on the Isle of Lesbo

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

54 41 For me, he's [Osama] in the category of Malcolm X, Che Guevara, Patrice Lumumba, Fidel Castro.
Well, that's right.
Posted by: mindful webworker - which circle of Hell are they in? at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (LLzS4)


Hopefully all being eternally tormented by the cleverist demons in Hell!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:03 PM (hOUT3)

55 44 Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (vasL

They are who they are, and we are who we are.

They are fellating Biden and the Ukraine after openly being subverted by the KGB and other commies.

They are communists.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:03 PM (Lzpvj)

56 Back to getting ready for work.

Have a great night, everyone. May you all be blessed with bliss.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 27, 2022 10:03 PM (u82oZ)

57 Do we still have to use this thing? It's wanting to use video capture on my face.
Posted by: TexasDan

The IRS backed off from using ID.me... Are they trying to send you to the same place?

If so... DON'T complete it! File with paper.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 27, 2022 10:03 PM (R0vP5)

58 19 I did my mom's taxes today...ugh! I hate doing them. I use a CPA for our taxes.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (UUBmN)


I did mine also. I owe, which always pisses me off. I've already increased my withholding, so hopefully I won't owe much next year.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:03 PM (+lVUW)

59 Hillary and Huma getting it on on the Isle of Lesbo
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

Dude, I just ate supper!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:03 PM (hOUT3)

60 Do we still have to use this thing? It's wanting to use video capture on my face.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2022 09:59 PM (aMA7g)

Wear a Joe Biden mask.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 10:04 PM (P3gRi)

61 Sally Fields -- Fuckable, OUAT. Now just another Hollyweird loser. It gets harder and harder to find a flick without at least one such loser.

Oh well. I've been saying that a lot recently, like for the last 16 months or so.

Thx for the ONT, Mis Hum.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 10:05 PM (F0YaR)

62 Roughly 57% of U.S. households paid no federal income tax

That's about 43% too few.

Posted by: Methos at March 27, 2022 10:05 PM (kOpft)

63
Hot Air is also open.
Posted by: NaCly

Haven't been back there (unless on a link and then I just leave) in probably 3 years.
But, thanks for being so gracious in pointing it out.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 27, 2022 10:05 PM (R0vP5)

64 I consider Osama bin Laden to be one of the people I look up to. For me, he's in the category of Malcolm X, Che Guevara, Patrice Lumumba, Fidel Castro.

-
I put him in that category, too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Not a Biologist at March 27, 2022 10:05 PM (FVME7)

65 Colorado Morondezvous

Saturday April 30th

Details.......

wds dot aoshq at proton mail dot com

Come one come all!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 27, 2022 10:05 PM (/UQ/R)

66 I should have 81 million comments !!!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 27, 2022 10:06 PM (lCui1)

67 Sally Field is like a box of chocolates.

Posted by: Eromero at March 27, 2022 10:06 PM (0OP+5)

68 My allergies have been just absolutely wrecking me for the last 4-5 days.

Ugh.

I did see the NASCAR race at CotA today, and that was fun.
Posted by: ballistic


Yeah, this past week has been hell for allergies. But kicked ass in the "getting stuff done" category.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 10:07 PM (r1z5A)

69 66 I should have 81 million comments !!!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 27, 2022 10:06 PM (lCui1)


Unfortunately that type of activity injures the hamsters.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

70 Yay, ONT!

^ ^ ^ This is my normal depth of intellect, despite what any featured quotes may indicate.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 10:08 PM (SchxB)

71 63 Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 27, 2022 10:05 PM (R0vP5)

Glenn has a nice place, you could always go over to Duh Atlantic or NRO.

Disqus is a dumpster fire by the way.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:08 PM (Lzpvj)

72 Washed up actress Sally Field

-
No more Flying Nun. More Screeching Harpy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Not a Biologist at March 27, 2022 10:08 PM (FVME7)

73 I used TurboTax for my mom's taxes and when it came to entering driver's license info I just skipped that step and it let me file electronically without all that facial recognition stuff.
Last year when I opted out of advanced child credits I did have to go through whole deal.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 10:08 PM (UUBmN)

74 Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 10:08 PM (SchxB)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

75 28 Arf!
Posted by: Sandy at March 27, 2022 09:56 PM (XG2Fi)

I am sure I've mentioned this before, but I love this recurring comment. When I was in Montana last year helping my Ma take care of my Dad, there was a neighbor dog who who would bark once, every now and then.

One arf only, Vasiliy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 27, 2022 10:08 PM (x8Wzq)

76 I put him in that category, too.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Not a Biologist at March 27, 2022 10:05 PM (FVME7)

I wonder why she left Stalin, Hitler, and Tojo off the list.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 10:09 PM (P3gRi)

77 67 Posted by: Eromero at March 27, 2022 10:06 PM (0OP+5)

Bad for your health in too high a volume and useful for fecal regularity?

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:09 PM (Lzpvj)

78 The Left: We must go to war with Russia over their attack on Ukrainian sovereignty.

Also the left: You only care about Tibet because you hate Asian people.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2022 10:09 PM (ESjRY)

79 47 The passage of time continued apace today. I feel like it's important enough to mention.
Posted by: Kamala at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (g6+Ik)


To be fair, time can be measured is seconds, or it can be measured in centuries, Seconds are pretty short, while centuries seem to be rather long, but I am not so sure about that since I have never observed one up close.
I do have a handle on the concept of seconds though because that is about twice my attention span!

Posted by: Kumala H at March 27, 2022 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

80 We were told by this current administration unelected regime there would be Transparency! Bull Shit!!!!

Whenever a politician talks about transparency I wonder what they're hiding.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:09 PM (+lVUW)

81 The Applebees thing caught my eye because I went to school with a guy named Wayne Pankratz. I can't figure out if it's the same person.

Posted by: PabloD at March 27, 2022 10:12 PM (XHHjS)

82 I had no idea Sally Fields was still alive.
Huh.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at March 27, 2022 10:12 PM (Vj+j5)

83 Hillary and Huma getting it on on the Isle of Lesbo

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 10:02 PM



Some call it "crossing the Strait of Mytilini"...

Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:12 PM (zdd45)

84 *spitting*
Sally Field, go suck some dickage. And no, we really, really DON'T like you, dumbass.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 27, 2022 10:13 PM (9uqbB)

85 Yuri Kochiyama

Berkeley wants to rename a school after her, of course.

She was also a real big fan of the Shining Path in Peru.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 10:13 PM (I2/tG)

86 Are you in the Austin area?
Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 09:57 PM (UUBmN)

----

Sho'nuff!

Posted by: ballistic at March 27, 2022 10:13 PM (oXNqT)

87 "You like me!"
https://youtu.be/rl_NpdAy3WY

Um... not so much.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the flying nut at March 27, 2022 10:14 PM (LLzS4)

88 There needs to be a national support group for parents whose child goes tranny. Call it YOOTWYF. Meaning: You're Out Of The Will, You Freak.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 10:14 PM (P3gRi)

89 Sven is just getting warmed up.

Kochiyama was a Japanese-American activist for communism and racial equality in the 20th century. Kochiyama's career as an activist has been controversial and volatile. A victim of violent American discrimination and an early voice for racial harmony, she also championed Chairman Mao's Great Leap Forward and stood up for terrorists.

Even the hippie Beatles drew the line at this, in Revolution :

But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
You ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 10:14 PM (F0YaR)

90 Pampered, overpaid, undertalented twat spewing hate is not a good look, Sally.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:14 PM (XG2Fi)

91 That last picture gives me closterfobia.

Posted by: yep at March 27, 2022 10:15 PM (FnCuj)

92
Sally Field is 75. She isn't a very big woman and I would be surprised if she knows how to shoot a gun, so what exactly would she do to Abbot and De Santis? Yell at them?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Abbott would roll right over her.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2022 10:15 PM (63Dwl)

93 Thanks for another outstanding ONT, Mis Hum!

Lovely photo up top and appropriate tune behind it.

The guy in the final photo is in deep... mud. This will not end well for him.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 27, 2022 10:15 PM (XTpZy)

94 Roughly 57% of U.S. households paid no federal income tax in 2021,

Do some of those people get "tax refunds"?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)

95
Glenn has a nice place, you could always go over to Duh Atlantic or NRO.

Disqus is a dumpster fire by the way.
Posted by: sven

Glenn's posts are usually okay, of the other 2 the 1st has been a rag for as long as I've known of them, the latter since they became lying nevertrumpers. The stuff NRO published in the run up to Trump's election was absolute garbage.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 27, 2022 10:15 PM (R0vP5)

96 Whenever a politician talks about transparency I wonder what they're hiding.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:09 PM (+lVUW)


99.9% of their entire lives!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:16 PM (hOUT3)

97
A victim of violent American discrimination

Such as what?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2022 10:16 PM (63Dwl)

98 89 Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 10:14 PM (F0YaR)

What they will find is if they want "communism" the people will make it "real communism" and "real communism" destroyed the entertainment class as step two.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:16 PM (Lzpvj)

99 The Applebees thing caught my eye because I went to school with a guy named Wayne Pankratz. I can't figure out if it's the same person.
Posted by: PabloD at March 27, 2022 10:12 PM (XHHjS)

He does sound like a prize asshole. Someone should get the Teamsters to organize his shop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 10:16 PM (P3gRi)

100 Abbott would roll right over her.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
---
**snort**

Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 10:16 PM (UUBmN)

101 So Sally Field has thrown in her lot with the side that wants LGBTQWERTY+ propaganda shoved down the throats of kindergartners. So noted.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:16 PM (XG2Fi)

102 2 Who washed Sally Fieldy?

Posted by: klaftern at March 27, 2022 09:43 PM (taPSh)

Burt Reynolds at one time.

Posted by: Javems at March 27, 2022 10:16 PM (V5xRb)

103 Do some of those people get "tax refunds"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March


Way more than "some".

Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 10:17 PM (r1z5A)

104 95 Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 27, 2022 10:15 PM (R0vP5)

Well I'm glad you're here then....although if I am being honest I am near everywhere.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:17 PM (Lzpvj)

105 Do some of those people get "tax refunds"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March


Way more than "some".
Posted by: Some Rat
---
More like all...

Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 10:18 PM (UUBmN)

106 So, almost done watching the first season of "Britannia", starring a bunch of actors you've never seen before, except for Kelly Reilly, who plays the execrable Beth Dutton on Yellowstone. She's great in Britannia.

The series is Off The Hook Fucking BONKERS. Meth-head Druids, horrific death rituals, brutal fighting, lots of clever politics. It's ancient Roman and British history very much on acid, and I am enjoying the Hell out of it.

I wonder if people 2000 years ago really were so completely in thrall to "The Gods" and indecipherable mysticism. And then of course I remember the people who vote Democrat and the last two years of The Covid Gods. I guess humanity hasn't changed a bit. Anywho, highly recommend this nutso show if you like history with a crazy twist.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 27, 2022 10:18 PM (rsVfX)

107 Yay! Zeeland gets a nod (very near me) for something cool.
It is part of what makes West Michigan good.

The area used to be so straight-laced, the bowling alleys would cover up the 'High' on the Miller High Life beer posters.

Still fairly conservative, but the Hispanics, Asians, and non Dutch Reformed honkys like me loosened the place up a little bit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:18 PM (MpNo6)

108 94 Roughly 57% of U.S. households paid no federal income tax in 2021,

Do some of those people get "tax refunds"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)


Why yes they do as Earned Income Credits.

It's maddening to be polite.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

109 So Sally Field has thrown in her lot with the side that wants LGBTQWERTY+ propaganda shoved down the throats of kindergartners. So noted.

Well, then, the only proper response to what she has to say is, "OK, groomer."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 10:18 PM (SchxB)

110 lead me out of the way because I cannot be responsible for what I would do. Washed up actress Sally Field
--------

[takes out pen, flips open notebook, makes entries]

'Lacks self-control'
'Demonstrates proclivity for violence'
'Possible early-onset dementia'
'Probably candidate for institutional confinement'

Posted by: Imaginary clinical psychiatrist at March 27, 2022 10:18 PM (sTOQ8)

111 Sally Field said something. I'll endeavor to persevere.

Been binging Foo Fighters CDs today. Got 5 or 6 of them.

https://youtu.be/rhzmNRtIp8k

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 27, 2022 10:19 PM (sAmhv)

112 Why yes they do as Earned Income Credits.

It's maddening to be polite.


You know you ants could work a little harder.

Just saying.

Posted by: Some Grasshopper at March 27, 2022 10:19 PM (ESjRY)

113 Probably was just my subconscious mind telling me it's time to get up and see the ONT! Wheee! ONT!

Posted by: mindful webworker - picked the wrong century to give up psychedelics? at March 27, 2022 09:53 PM (AbN6v)

Sure it didn't fall in your bed?

Posted by: Javems at March 27, 2022 10:19 PM (V5xRb)

114 JBP described the zero-cost of being nasty on twitter as "tilting toward insanity". And I experienced some of the nastiness.

I am reminding myself to only go to that sewer on the weekend. I am here at AoSHQ 7 days a week of course.

🍺 🍺 🍺

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 27, 2022 10:19 PM (ybIRR)

115 Glenn has a nice place...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


He is a thoughtful guy, and one of the few places I still visit infrequently, but his Amazon shill activity I find very irritating!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:19 PM (hOUT3)

116 Everyone's off watching the Academy Awards show, I suppose...
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 09:59 PM (waarI)
* * * *
Not a chance in hell...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 27, 2022 10:19 PM (XTpZy)

117 And hey! Good evening awesome Horde!
Thanks bigly, MisHum, for Derek and Dominos! One of the finest super bands!
You really do bring it every MH ONT night.
...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 27, 2022 10:19 PM (9uqbB)

118 Let's see, who do I not give a shit about more, Sean Penn, or Sally Field?

If Sally Field lives in California, maybe she should shut the f**k up about the governors of Texas and Florida, and push to have the crapholes in California cleaned up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:19 PM (+lVUW)

119 The full Kim Jong Un "Top Gun" video about North Korea's recent ICBM test.

https://tinyurl.com/5n6ar7vh

I'm starting to think that someone doesn't respect Sheriff Joe.

North Korea is also getting ready for a nuclear test.

The ICBM test was lofted, so it didn't travel very far. I wonder if the next one will splash down a couple of hundred miles from Hawaii.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 10:20 PM (I2/tG)

120 Oscars is a aquarium fish.

Posted by: Eromero at March 27, 2022 10:20 PM (0OP+5)

121 Well, then, the only proper response to what she has to say is, "OK, groomer."
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries


Most excellent Blanco!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:21 PM (hOUT3)

122 115 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:19 PM (hOUT3)

Well if you look past his Slay'em media presence, transhumanism, Poppin Fresh Driscoll hosting, and shilling he has a great truck.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:21 PM (Lzpvj)

123 I'm watching golf. Forgot the Oscars were even on.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 27, 2022 10:21 PM (sAmhv)

124 118 Let's see, who do I not give a shit about more, Sean Penn, or Sally Field?

If Sally Field lives in California, maybe she should shut the f**k up about the governors of Texas and Florida, and push to have the crapholes in California cleaned up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:19 PM (+lVUW)


I find it amusing she can spout off violence but if you or I did that about Tony Evers or Gretchen Whitmer we would be terrorists.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 10:21 PM (aA3+G)

125 "Time is Tight"!

Posted by: Kamala T and the MGs at March 27, 2022 10:21 PM (g6+Ik)

126 Everyone's off watching the Academy Awards show, I suppose...
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 09:59 PM (waarI)
* * * *
Not a chance in hell...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America

Heavens no! If I want to be put down, criticized and insulted...I'll call the ex.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 10:22 PM (r1z5A)

127 Posted by: COMountainMarie

Have you been here before?

How you doing COMM?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:22 PM (hOUT3)

128 Toenail Fungus > Watching the Academy Awards

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2022 10:22 PM (ESjRY)

129 Most excellent Blanco!


I only steal the best.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 10:23 PM (SchxB)

130 Hey Yuri, I'd normally say "Blow me" to twits like you. But I've something special for you--Blow Slow Joe.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at March 27, 2022 10:23 PM (cn6vO)

131 Roughly 57% of U.S. households paid no federal income tax in 2021,

Do some of those people get "tax refunds"?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)


Paste the phrase 'Earned Income Tax Credit' into your search field and prepare to be...

Pissed off.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 10:23 PM (F0YaR)

132 If Sally Field lives in California, maybe she should shut the f**k up about the governors of Texas and Florida, and push to have the crapholes in California cleaned up.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Let's guess how many homeless tents there are in front of the awards venue. Anyone?

Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 10:23 PM (r1z5A)

133 Sally Field's biggest claim to fame was being plowed by Burt Reynolds.

Do I know this for sure? No. But he was Burt Fucking Reynolds. aka Turd Ferguson.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 27, 2022 10:24 PM (x8Wzq)

134 Well if you look past his Slay'em media presence, transhumanism, Poppin Fresh Driscoll hosting, and shilling he has a great truck.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:21 PM (Lzpvj)


Well, to be fair, every site can't be AoS...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:24 PM (hOUT3)

135 6:21 p.m. -- Halloween star Jamie Lee Curtis hit the red carpet early wearing blue ribbon show says is a way of standing in solidarity with the refugees fleeing the war in Ukraine.


I suppose she couldn't be bothered to come up with a #hashtag on a cardboard sign.

#SaveOurRefugees

*concerned frown*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:25 PM (XG2Fi)

136 I watched the chicks play golf today.
The Danish blonde was in a good position to win, but fvcked up two putts to put it in a playoff, where a 19yo Thailander won.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:25 PM (MpNo6)

137 Not much sympathy for tourists in Mexico. I mean fuck, you play with fire...

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 27, 2022 10:26 PM (f9EKv)

138 Hey, has anyone seen Miklos lately?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at March 27, 2022 10:26 PM (JTKFh)

139 I watched the chicks play golf today.
The Danish blonde was in a good position to win, but fvcked up two putts to put it in a playoff, where a 19yo Thailander won.


OK, but which one was cuter? And are we sure the Thai's not a guy?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 10:26 PM (SchxB)

140 That video of Joe eating pizza I would have sworn was in slow motion.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 27, 2022 10:26 PM (ybIRR)

141 Hey, has anyone seen Miklos lately?

He was around last night.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 10:27 PM (SchxB)

142 Toenail Fungus > Watching the Academy Awards
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2022 10:22 PM (ESjRY)

Since I have not watched any of the movies, why would I watch an awards show based on them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 10:27 PM (P3gRi)

143 Let's guess how many homeless tents there are in front of the awards venue. Anyone?
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 10:23 PM (r1z5A)



Shows how much you know, smartass.

The cops and the skip loaders have been clearing that stretch of Hollywood Blvd all week. And they say Los Angeles isn't a well-run city.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:27 PM (XG2Fi)

144 "In great empires the people who live in the capital, and in the provinces remote from the scene of action, feel, many of them scarce any inconveniency from the war; but enjoy, at their ease, the amusement of reading in the newspapers the exploits of their own fleets and armies. To them this amusement compensates the small difference between the taxes which they pay on account of the war, and those which they had been accustomed to pay in time of peace. They are commonly dissatisfied with the return of peace, which puts an end to their amusement, and to a thousand visionary hopes of conquest and national glory, from a longer continuance of the war."

-Adam Smith

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:27 PM (Lzpvj)

145 "Sally Field is 75. She isn't a very big woman "

Sally Field is not a big woman, you must be thinking of Sally Struthers, she's huge.

Posted by: crockpot stew at March 27, 2022 10:27 PM (PhAkB)

146 138 Hey, has anyone seen Miklos lately?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain



He was on one of the threads yesterday.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 27, 2022 10:28 PM (sAmhv)

147 Only reason I know the Oscars are on is because of he news of how woke it is. Other than the gay western Netflix movie with the Matt Damon lookalike from Breaking Bad, I have no idea who is nominated or what movies are up for best picture. Also dont care.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 27, 2022 10:28 PM (f9EKv)

148 138 Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at March 27, 2022 10:26 PM (JTKFh)

Made a cameo in the ONT the other evening this week.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:28 PM (Lzpvj)

149 The Dane was cuter ( Nanna Kaerstz Madsen).
Thitikul was all right.
The couple that actually wore skirts had nice legs.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:28 PM (MpNo6)

150 I like how Trump calls RINOs losers. Lew-ser.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 27, 2022 10:29 PM (f9EKv)

151 133 Sally Field's biggest claim to fame was being plowed by Burt Reynolds.

Claim to fartclamhood, I think you meant. Burt was probably knock knock knocking on her backdoor, to malign a CCR lyric.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 10:30 PM (F0YaR)

152 143 Let's guess how many homeless tents there are in front of the awards venue. Anyone?
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 10:23 PM (r1z5A)


Shows how much you know, smartass.

The cops and the skip loaders have been clearing that stretch of Hollywood Blvd all week. And they say Los Angeles isn't a well-run city.
Posted by: Cicero



Did they use 'Scoops'??

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 27, 2022 10:30 PM (sAmhv)

153 The Danish blonde was in a good position to win, but fvcked up two putts to put it in a playoff, where a 19yo Thailander won.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:25 PM (MpNo6)

Winners announcement pending, while officials debate the Thai woman's unorthodox putting technique.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 10:30 PM (P3gRi)

154 One consolation: Yuri Kochiyama is old and frail, and soon will be joining her heroes in Hell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 10:00 PM (P3gRi)


Women send marriage offers to serial killers in prison, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 10:30 PM (xhaym)

155 127 CH
Now, you know I have, honey

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 27, 2022 10:30 PM (9uqbB)

156 42 Everyone's off watching the Academy Awards show, I suppose...
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 09:59 PM (waarI)

Yeah. I hear Amy Schumer is hosting.


I didn't need another reason not to watch, but thanks anyway.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:30 PM (+lVUW)

157 Nominee Brown's "I'm not a biologist." answer when asked for the definition of woman is a Forrest Gump moment.

Remember the scene where Gump told Jennie, "I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."?

Do we really want someone who is dumber than Forrest Gump on the Supreme Court?

Posted by: p-squared at March 27, 2022 10:30 PM (0CzL1)

158
Since I have not watched any of the movies, why would I watch an awards show based on them?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The Bee noted that the people voting are unknowns and so are the movies that are being shilled.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 27, 2022 10:30 PM (R0vP5)

159 What's worse than a dumpster fire?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (vasL


A Tesla fire.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 10:31 PM (xhaym)

160 The cops and the skip loaders have been clearing that stretch of Hollywood Blvd all week. And they say Los Angeles isn't a well-run city.
Posted by: Cicero


Never forget, the truly important people are rarely inconvenienced!
This has been true for centuries untold!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:31 PM (hOUT3)

161 Saw an interesting take on the foreign fighters in Ukraine: This is actually a war between Reddit and 4chan. The Reddit brigade proudly posts their pictures to prove they're there, and the weaponized autists at 4chan locate them and give the data to the Russians (apparently there's tiplines for this sort of thing). Obviously not confirmed, but I saw some interesting screenshots.

Who had Reddit vs 4chan Actual War on their 2022 bingo card? Cuz I sure didn't.

Posted by: pookysgirl still needs G7 at March 27, 2022 10:32 PM (XKZwp)

162 Does Sally Fields have any grandsons?
I wonder if she farms them out to her Hollywood buddies? To pop up now suggests she is out of money and the grandkids are up.for trade for a good part.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2022 10:32 PM (axyOa)

163 One of the icons of the gay rights movement in San Francisco in the 1970s is very, very upset. His evil landlord is raising his rent controlled apartment's rent to market levels, since he doesn't actually live there. How dare she!

The guy (who is wealthy), has been spending the last two years at his "cottage" in Napa, because of Covid, you see. But he's still registered to vote in San Francisco!

The landlord even did the evil New York trick of installing a video camera pointed at the front door of the apartment, to document the fact that the guy didn't live there.

This is reminiscent of a similar incident a few years back, where a different icon of the gay rights movement in San Francisco in the 1970s was thrown out of his rent-controlled apartment (you can convert rent-controlled apartments to private housing under certain circumstances), screamed bloody murder, and then it turned out that he had bought a house in Portland years before, and was using the place in San Francisco purely as a pied-a-terre.

Senior figures in the gay rights movement have a perpetual right to cheap housing in San Francisco.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 10:32 PM (I2/tG)

164 Only movies made today are comic book
Movies or ultra woke nonsense. There is nothing made for me. So cool, you dont want my money, you shall not have it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 27, 2022 10:32 PM (f9EKv)

165 A Tesla fire.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 10:31 PM (xhaym)


Especially if you are inside and the electric door handles don't work!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:32 PM (hOUT3)

166 Never forget, the truly important people are rarely inconvenienced!
This has been true for centuries untold!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:31 PM (hOUT3)



Just imagine the scandal if the likes of Sally Field had to look at dirty crazy people who live in tents.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:33 PM (XG2Fi)

167 I looked at the list of Academy Award nominees and I've only seen one - Dune. It was good, but just looking at 2021 films I would put

Wrath of Man
Venom II
Free Guy
Nobody

all above it.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2022 10:33 PM (ESjRY)

168 Sally Field is 75. She isn't a very big woman and I would be surprised if she knows how to shoot a gun, so what exactly would she do to Abbot and De Santis? Yell at them?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2022 09:51 PM


"I don't like you. I really, really don't like you"

Posted by: Sally Field at March 27, 2022 10:34 PM (EughT)

169 comic book
Movies or ultra woke nonsense.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 27, 2022 10:32 PM (f9EKv)

Not sure "or" is the correct conjunction there. Hell of a lot of overlap in that venn diagram.

Posted by: ballistic at March 27, 2022 10:34 PM (oXNqT)

170 I see there is a King Richard movie on the nominee list...which got me interested. Historical? Shakespeare?

No...some stupid film about the Williams sisters.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2022 10:34 PM (ESjRY)

171 I'm watching a video by Chris Gore on the co-opting of nerd culture by corporations; "Is Nerd Culture Over?":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGwUzl8VeX8

I didn't know he's the founder of Film Threat. I loved Film Threat Magazine back in the 90's.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2022 10:35 PM (Dc2NZ)

172 Just imagine the scandal if the likes of Sally Field had to look at dirty crazy people who live in tents.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:33 PM (XG2Fi)


AND watch where they step on that red carpet!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:35 PM (hOUT3)

173 Kind of odd that Keanu Reeves would suddenly get political; he's a famously private guy who doesn't talk about that sort of stuff. But he's always struck me as being really into Asian mystical stuff, so if he was gonna get political the smart money's on Tibet.

Posted by: CppThis at March 27, 2022 10:35 PM (UewuT)

174 The ICBM test was lofted, so it didn't travel very far. I wonder if the next one will splash down a couple of hundred miles from Hawaii.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 10:20 PM (I2/tG)


Im not saying Seattle is a good target, and I'm not saying it isn't. But it the shot goes long and takes out Olympia, I'm OK with that.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2022 10:35 PM (axyOa)

175 Okay, well my etsy shop has been banned again by Pixy. I give up.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 10:35 PM (nxdel)

176 Dang, looks like Britannia is on Amazon and Epix, which I don't get.

Been bingeing Sopranos (finishing season 4), and The Wire (middle of season 3).

Also messing up my brain with Twin Peaks, The Return.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:36 PM (MpNo6)

177

I can't recall when I'd last seen a current film in a movie house...

Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:36 PM (/zLl2)

178 175
{{{Jewells}}}
There has got to be a way...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:36 PM (hOUT3)

179 Paste the phrase 'Earned Income Tax Credit' into your search field and prepare to be...

Pissed off.


Not one of my greatest ideas.

Posted by: Zombie Milton Friedman, Inventor of the Negative Income Tax! at March 27, 2022 10:37 PM (I2/tG)

180 Just imagine the scandal if the likes of Sally Field had to look at dirty crazy people who live in tents.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:33 PM (XG2Fi)

AND watch where they step on that red carpet!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)


Now that I WOULD tune in to see.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 10:37 PM (r1z5A)

181 177

I can't recall when I'd last seen a current film in a movie house...
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:36 PM (/zLl2)
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Last one I saw was Skyfall.

Posted by: ballistic at March 27, 2022 10:37 PM (oXNqT)

182 A Tesla fire.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 10:31 PM (xhaym)

Been thinking of a prank: get a power cord off some dead appliance or computer. Use a tie wrap to fasten the non-plug end to some handy projection under the rear of a Tesla, or other electrofantasy car. coil the cord up, and place it neatly on a suspension arm. Driver goes a mile or so, cord falls down, and drags on the road. Following driver honks, waves, and snickers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 10:37 PM (P3gRi)

183 the weaponized autists at 4chan locate them and give the data to the Russians

I'd heard the Russians just used the geo data from the pictures the foreign fighters were posting.

But...from the sounds of it if you go to fight for the Ukes they are just going to use you as cannon fodder anyway.

The Spanish communists did the same thing with the Lincoln brigade in Spain...but they actually formed them into a full fighting unit first.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2022 10:37 PM (ESjRY)

184 127
BTW Commissar. Always love to hear from you!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 27, 2022 10:38 PM (9uqbB)

185 Okay, well my etsy shop has been banned again by Pixy. I give up.
Posted by: Jewells45

I wonder if one of the *early crew* might mention it to Pixy... I will not be up early enough tomorrow.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 27, 2022 10:38 PM (R0vP5)

186 Hey, has anyone seen Miklos lately?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at March 27, 2022 10:26 PM (JTKFh


He was in yesterday or the day before.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 10:39 PM (xhaym)

187 181 177

I can't recall when I'd last seen a current film in a movie house...
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:36 PM (/zLl2)
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Last one I saw was Skyfall.
Posted by: ballistic



Serenity (2005)

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 27, 2022 10:39 PM (sAmhv)

188 What's worse than a dumpster fire?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (vasL

A Tesla fire.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 10:31 PM (xhaym)


Father and daughter are killed in Tn after the e-bike they were charging in-house decided to explode:

Bad Blue News carried the story from some Indian press outfit. Truthfulness? Who knows.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 10:39 PM (F0YaR)

189 Last one I saw was Skyfall.
Posted by: ballistic

Rouge One...and with that, I was done.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 10:39 PM (r1z5A)

190 Tuned into the Oscar's just to see how bad it was...
What's worse than a dumpster fire?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM


A dumpster fire at a mercaptan plant?

Posted by: Chuck C at March 27, 2022 10:40 PM (EughT)

191 Destiny is all.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 27, 2022 10:40 PM (vuisn)

192 Reposting my comment from today's EMT in case you missed it:

50 Good morning!

Couldn't stay up for the (Sat) ONT, after attending a fabulous HoustonMiniMoMe and then coming home and grilling chicken what needed cooking.

Salute to Cybersmythe for hosting and organizing it. Can endorse getting out to meet the people behind the AoSHQ commentater handles and socks. The other attendees were scary smart and talented, not to mention handsome and dashing and projecting elan and derring do.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2022 10:40 PM (4I/2K)

193 I find the Sally Fields comments to be hilarious. What an idiot.
I literally have not thought of her, or seen her in any movie rerun in 20 years. And now she's what...? All bad ass for pedos? How clueles can these people be?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2022 10:40 PM (axyOa)

194 175
WHY?!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 27, 2022 10:40 PM (9uqbB)

195 regarding the stoopid oscars. I am hard pressed to remember the most recent movie I have seen. Might have been one of them Star Wars, you know, the one where I fell asleep because it was one of them luxury theaters with recliners and beer.

There has not been one single new release that I have been even remotely interested in.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 27, 2022 10:41 PM (x8Wzq)

196 AOP, on reflection, with a 20 ft dry well you could make one heck of an Armenian Tandoor oven, you could roast two bullocks and a sheep at one time.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 10:41 PM (xhaym)

197 I wonder if one of the *early crew* might mention it to Pixy... I will not be up early enough tomorrow.

I tried the last time but no response. Traitor Joe (who isn't around anymore) somehow figured it out and got it back. I'm tired of fighting. Tired of Etsy, tired of Pixy. Just to hell with it.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 10:42 PM (nxdel)

198 195 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 27, 2022 10:41 PM (x8Wzq)

So I took the family to see "The Batman", I think we saw "Nobody" prior to that.

So we average maybe 2 flicks a year.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:42 PM (Lzpvj)

199 Do some of those people get "tax refunds"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)

Why yes they do as Earned Income Credits.

It's maddening to be polite.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)


It comes up in Judge Judy cases. The low income losers borrow money from friends and relatives, promising to pay it back when they get their "tax refund". Of course, they spend the "tax refund" instead of paying back the money they borrowed, because they have been taught to be freeloaders.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:43 PM (+lVUW)

200 Oh Lord, why did I mention the Oscars were on to Mrs DIG.

I am about to vomit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:43 PM (MpNo6)

201 Who had Reddit vs 4chan Actual War on their 2022 bingo card? Cuz I sure didn't.

I did not, but I'd put my money on 4chan. Look what they did with Shia LaBeouf's flag challenge.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 10:43 PM (SchxB)

202 Father and daughter are killed in Tn after the e-bike they were charging in-house decided to explode:
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 10:39 PM


Internal combustion engine cars explode all the time too. I don't know why you all hate EVs.

Posted by: EVangelist at March 27, 2022 10:43 PM (EughT)

203 I can't recall when I'd last seen a current film in a movie house...
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:36 PM (/zLl2)


I'm pretty sure mine was Ford Vs. Ferrari, back in 2019 sometime.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:43 PM (XG2Fi)

204 Paste the phrase 'Earned Income Tax Credit' into your search field and prepare to be...
Pissed off.
Not one of my greatest ideas.
Posted by: Zombie Milton Friedman, Inventor of the Negative Income Tax! at March 27, 2022 10:37 PM (I2/tG)


I always laugh* when I realize that I am completely ineligible for any government assistance because I worked my ass off for decades and paid every effing state and federal tax, SS and Medicare penalty I was required to pay, while the undocumented and vetted border jumping illegal scum get EBT cards as soon as they set foot on US soil!

*Because crying is bad for my eyesight

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:43 PM (hOUT3)

205 197 Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 10:42 PM (nxdel)

Another solution would be for you to link a Disqus account that had your Etsy maybe.

Sorry to hear you are feeling "meh", things will get better we just have to endure another 9 months of idiocy.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:43 PM (Lzpvj)

206 {{{Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB}}}

I'll mention it to Pixy.

Sorry you have to fight so much. When you can be nursing your dear husband back to health. Give him my best. Is his foot OK, and the bloodstains cleaned?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 27, 2022 10:44 PM (u82oZ)

207 has Ruthless been around?

Posted by: free tibet at March 27, 2022 10:45 PM (5ehT8)

208 I got out of the habit of theater-going during the plandemic, but I've gradually gotten back in the saddle. It's a more immersive experience in a movie house.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2022 10:46 PM (Dc2NZ)

209 Wife watching the Oscars. Ugh. At least I got to see Will Smith classing up the place by dropping f-bombs on Chris Rock from the audience.

Japanese TV broadcast it uncut. What a shitshow.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 27, 2022 10:46 PM (wBpKf)

210 I see there is a King Richard movie on the nominee list...which got me interested. Historical? Shakespeare?

No...some stupid film about the Williams sisters.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2022 10:34 PM (ESjRY)

False! King Richard Petty, 7-time Winston Cup winner, Daytona 500 7-time winner, 200 career wins, and driving the #43 Plymouth/Pontiac Superbird in Petty Blue livery.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2022 10:46 PM (4I/2K)

211 Zombie Milton Friedman, Inventor of the Negative Income Tax!

To be fair to Uncle Miltie, he proposed abolishing all welfare, and replacing it with a negative income tax.

He should have realized that any negative income tax would be on top of existing welfare programs, not replacing existing welfare programs.

Lots of bureaucratic jobs at stake, after all.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 10:46 PM (I2/tG)

212 Yikes! Content, content. How do the Cobs do it?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2022 10:46 PM (sTOQ8)

213 200 Oh Lord, why did I mention the Oscars were on to Mrs DIG.

I am about to vomit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:43 PM (MpNo6)

Fortunately the TV is in the den and my laptop in the office.

Posted by: Javems at March 27, 2022 10:46 PM (V5xRb)

214 ...Tired of Etsy, tired of Pixy. Just to hell with it.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 10:42 PM



Perhaps the problem is on your end... Have you tried clearing your browser's cache and cookies?

Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (waarI)

215 It's a more immersive experience in a movie house.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2022 10:46 PM (Dc2NZ)

Especially in a dive-in theater.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (P3gRi)

216 >>>Wife watching the Oscars. Ugh. At least I got to see Will Smith classing up the place by dropping f-bombs on Chris Rock from the audience.


He did more than that. He walked up on the stage and punched him in the face.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (xPl2J)

217 Oh Lord, why did I mention the Oscars were on to Mrs DIG.

I am about to vomit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:43 PM (MpNo6)


You mentioned the threat level while it was still active?

Lolgf. Be better, DIG. Be better. *barf bag not included*

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (F0YaR)

218 What's worse than a dumpster fire?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (vasL


Full contact mixed doubles bowling!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (axyOa)

219 I moved my compost heap about five feet to the East today. One shovel at a time.

The good news is that it should heat up again. The bad news was that I moved about a ton of sodden rotting material and got a touch of sunburn.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (xhaym)

220 Good American song in that picture.

I think the Ukrainiums are playing it right now.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (6ac8h)

221 Do some of those people get "tax refunds"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)

Why yes they do as Earned Income Credits.


I just wish they'd call it what it is, welfare.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

222 Mrs DIG turned off the ostters and went back to some animal attacks pablum, which is better

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (MpNo6)

223 whAT ?! why am I on the board ? you people need to comment more...

Posted by: Zelenskyy at March 27, 2022 10:48 PM (V13WU)

224 off Ukie Che sock

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 10:49 PM (V13WU)

225 Pardon me, but Sean Penn is going to "smelt" his Oscars? So, he's going to melt them down in order to extract what, exactly? Some 24 karat virtue signaling?

Sally Field is a hysterical nut case. I'm surprised she isn't being fed apple sauce on a long spoon through the bars of her cell.

Posted by: Paco at March 27, 2022 10:49 PM (njExo)

226 Sorry you have to fight so much. When you can be nursing your dear husband back to health. Give him my best. Is his foot OK, and the bloodstains cleaned?

His foot is okay, not as bad as we thought. Any help you can get from Pixy is appreciated. But I'm really really thinking this isn't worth it anymore. Not just this but etsy itself has screwed me over big time.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 10:49 PM (nxdel)

227 The good news is that it should heat up again. The bad news was that I moved about a ton of sodden rotting material and got a touch of sunburn.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (xhaym)


Sodden rotting material? Get a skip loader, man.

Posted by: The Los Angeles Oscars Beautification Task Force at March 27, 2022 10:49 PM (XG2Fi)

228 "Crowd Goes Silent So Blind Basketball Player Can Hear The Hoop."
That's not feel good that's plain silly. The fruits of everyone-gets--a-trophy-thinking. Insanity infects both the right and left.

Posted by: MikeN at March 27, 2022 10:49 PM (yQSoz)

229 I haven't watched the Oscars since the Aughts, when Hollywood went from Annoyingly Liberal to Raving Ergot Freakout.

I looked at the fashion pics though, and Jada Pinkette Smith has a Kale Salad/Swamp Thing dress on.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2022 10:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

230 Especially in a dive-in theater.


Let's all float to the lobby...

Posted by: Kamala T and the MGs at March 27, 2022 10:50 PM (g6+Ik)

231 Yikes! Content, content. How do the Cobs do it?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2022 10:46 PM



We'll never know, because if we were told how it's done, we'd all create our own content, and no one would visit any longer!

Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:50 PM (waarI)

232 Sally Field was never attractive to me even at her peak. She was pretty good in Absence of Malice. She played a good Karen.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 10:50 PM (/ijUi)

233 So a gay western and the Serena Williams story. Lol. Oscars.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 27, 2022 10:50 PM (f9EKv)

234 Mrs DIG turned off the ostters and went back to some animal attacks pablum, which is better


You may think you turned off the otters, and then right as you're starting to relax...

SURPRISE OTTER!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (XG2Fi)

235 So, now that we are seeing videos of Russian POWs being kneecapped and otherwise being mistreated, I wonder if these are regular Ukrainian troops, or or if they are the Azov Battalion or a similar unit.

Good to know that our allies have their very own SS.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (I2/tG)

236 Especially in a dive-in theater.
--

HEYYYYYooooooohh!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

237 Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 10:35 PM (nxdel)

I'll tell Pixy, but getting him to fix anything is an exercise in frustration.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (XIJ/X)

238 208 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2022 10:46 PM (Dc2NZ)

Not ranting at you to "not feed the beast" prior to the woke 2013 era or so I did the hard math on our theater consumption versus setting up a better experience with HDTV/UHD.

We used to go to 15 flicks a year at ~25 bucks a person with three people.

So each visit was 75 bucks and usually being in a crimey place.

750 bucks from one season would buy you a nice 60 inchish Ultra High Def TV.

After that you have a budget of unspent resources you can pick and choose your entertainment from and control who gets your money.

Just food for thought and yes for some films going is better, but others I find the home theater better. I make better popcorn, and I also make better drinks.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (Lzpvj)

239 That final picture in this thread, who among us has not been in a sinking SUV surrounded by mud, having to break out the window to escape certain death?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (jTmQV)

240 SURPRISE OTTER!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (XG2Fi)

Yeah, she turned it back on.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (MpNo6)

241 How dare they expect kids to take care of themselves!

Last semester high school economics, teacher spent every day explaining how the system worked and how to use it and take advantage of. What to do and what not to do by the numbers.

They would crucify him today.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2022 10:52 PM (6ac8h)

242 I did not, but I'd put my money on 4chan. Look what they did with Shia LaBeouf's flag challenge.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 10:43 PM (SchxB)


I think that is about right. Reddit is about the excitement the next new shiny thing that is sweeping through brings. 4chan feels more the sort of place that screams you have made my life miserable, and I will enjoy myself while I have revenge.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 10:52 PM (xhaym)

243 His foot is okay, not as bad as we thought. Any help you can get from Pixy is appreciated. But I'm really really thinking this isn't worth it anymore. Not just this but etsy itself has screwed me over big time.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 10:49 PM (nxdel)


Didn't they just increase their share of 'the take' to 30%??? Maybe I'm having a Bribem moment here...

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 10:52 PM (F0YaR)

244 Perhaps the problem is on your end... Have you tried clearing your browser's cache and cookies?

Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (waarI)

Jewells isn't far from me, so I can send over Pookette to clear out her cookies.

Posted by: pookysgirl has seen many cookie disappearing acts at March 27, 2022 10:53 PM (XKZwp)

245 did Will Smith punch Chris Rock ? honestly, they should do more of that during the Oscars. go full Jerry Springer.

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 10:53 PM (V13WU)

246 So, now that we are seeing videos of Russian POWs being kneecapped and otherwise being mistreated, I wonder if these are regular Ukrainian troops, or or if they are the Azov Battalion or a similar unit.

Good to know that our allies have their very own SS.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (I2/tG)

So Ukraine isn't a signer of the Geneva Convention?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 10:53 PM (u5NuV)

247 I'll tell Pixy, but getting him to fix anything is an exercise in frustration.

I know. It's okay. Thanks CBD.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 10:53 PM (nxdel)

248 On this day: 27 Mar 1979
Eric Clapton married Patti Harrison (the ex wife of George) at Temple Bethel, Tucson, Arizona. Patti applied for a divorce in 1988. via thisdayinmusic.com

Did she get a "get"?

There was a case in NY several decades ago where a couple divorced, and as part of the agreement, the husband was supposed to issue a "get" to his wife. He never does. Meanwhile, he re-marries, she wants to get on with her life, and marry some one else. But she can't, because her ex-husband won't issue the get. She sues him in state court. The judge says he can't force the guy to perform a religious act under the First Amendment. Don't know where it went from there.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 27, 2022 10:53 PM (KA0tm)

249 Just food for thought and yes for some films going is better, but others I find the home theater better. I make better popcorn, and I also make better drinks.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (Lzpvj)
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Oh yeah, for me the smaller pictures are better seen at home, for sure.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2022 10:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

250 did Will Smith punch Chris Rock ? honestly, they should do more of that during the Oscars. go full Jerry Springer.

He did, for real. I haven't watched the Oscars in 15 years. That was worth it lmao!!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 10:54 PM (nxdel)

251 So, now that we are seeing videos of Russian POWs being kneecapped and otherwise being mistreated

The videos of Russian soldiers "apologizing" for invading Ukraine now make more sense don't they?

But it is ok - the Ukes are the good guys and the Russians are the bad guys...so treaty or not they deserve to be hurt...right?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2022 10:55 PM (ESjRY)

252 Mrs DIG turned off the ostters and went back to some animal attacks pablum, which is better
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (MpNo6)

Mrs D is into a NCIS binge.
Gawd.
I need to go clean my golfclubs.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2022 10:55 PM (axyOa)

253 Okay, Mrs DIG amused me.
The winners of the best song came on, and she said, "omg, what is that trash bag she is wearing?".

Now back to animal attacks...lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:56 PM (MpNo6)

254 As stated previously, once UKR grannies made Tik-Tok videos of themselves with their AK47s swearing to shoot at Russians from their 3rd floor balconies, all bets are off, especially Geneva conventions, which no one adheres to anymore.
Open season on 3rd floor balconies.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 27, 2022 10:56 PM (jTmQV)

255 Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 10:52 PM (F0YaR)

It's a long story but they really aren't worth the time and money anymore. The last thing they did to me really took the wind out of my sails.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 10:56 PM (nxdel)

256 did Will Smith punch Chris Rock ? honestly, they should do more of that during the Oscars. go full Jerry Springer.

He did, for real. I haven't watched the Oscars in 15 years. That was worth it lmao!!


The video is on twatter. Weird.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1508271139461771271

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:56 PM (XG2Fi)

257

The Smith v. Rock incident is the headline at the Mail right now (with video)...

Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:57 PM (waarI)

258 He did more than that. He walked up on the stage and punched him in the face.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (xPl2J)

Yep. Apparently I was just listening when my wife showed me the clip. Sounds like the big debate tomorrow will be, "Did he connect?"

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 27, 2022 10:57 PM (wBpKf)

259 Spring break should be fun. Not deadly.

Mexico is more deadly than Afghanistan during the war.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2022 10:57 PM (6ac8h)

260 When I think of Applebees, I think of "all-you-can-eat" riblets. About 20 years ago a group of us from work took advantage of the deal.

The manager was really cool about it too.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 27, 2022 10:57 PM (9fmff)

261 Geneva is just something that the winners use to beat the losers over the head with.

Posted by: CppThis at March 27, 2022 10:58 PM (UewuT)

262 They're WACK !

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 10:58 PM (V13WU)

263 Can someone please punch Amy Schumer?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 27, 2022 10:58 PM (xPl2J)

264

Geneva Convention??

It's more like the Geneva Suggestion, if you ask me!

Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:58 PM (waarI)

265 Will Smith v Chris Rock?

rofl

Posted by: CppThis at March 27, 2022 10:58 PM (UewuT)

266 >>Former War Room Co-Host Jack Maxey who is currently in Switzerland has done a forensic review of the Hunter Biden laptop from Hell, and discovered hundreds of thousands of emails previously not discovered by anyone, as they were hidden on the hard drive.

Might be worth keeping an ear open for a company named Mobile Accord and their dealings in Cuba.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2022 10:59 PM (ZLI7S)

267 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2022 10:59 PM (qAR6u)

268 256 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:56 PM (XG2Fi)

Happy bunch of people no?

Essentially I take it Rock dared make a joke at Will's worf's expense...

no no we are here to fuck with the normies Chris.

Fuck all those people.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:59 PM (Lzpvj)

269 did Will Smith punch Chris Rock ? honestly, they should do more of that during the Oscars. go full Jerry Springer.

He did, for real. I haven't watched the Oscars in 15 years. That was worth it lmao!!


Talk about punching down.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 10:59 PM (SchxB)

270 163 and was using the place in San Francisco purely as a pied-a-terre

so he was terre caught-a?

Posted by: anachronda at March 27, 2022 10:59 PM (BLawi)

271 265 Posted by: CppThis at March 27, 2022 10:58 PM (UewuT)

The classiest folks on Earth.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:59 PM (Lzpvj)

272 Hey, is this anything? "Hunter Biden's Laptop Contained Defense Department 'Encryption Keys'".

https://tinyurl.com/mzxf6kcc

Posted by: Paco at March 27, 2022 10:59 PM (njExo)

273 Can someone please punch Amy Schumer?
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 27, 2022 10:58 PM (xPl2J)



Seconded. And in the gut, please.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:59 PM (XG2Fi)

274 Even if the Reddit vs 4chan thing is true (I'd put about a 10% chance of it), it'll get buried because it doesn't fit the Russians Are Eeeeevil narrative.

Posted by: pookysgirl with a softener salt bag of skepticism at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (XKZwp)

275 FAST food restaurant wrappers from a host of big-name chains could contain high levels of dangerous chemicals, a new report has warned.

He probably thinks CO2 should be banned.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (6ac8h)

276

It looks to me like Smith merely brushed Rock if he made contact at all...

Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (waarI)

277 The video is on twatter. Weird.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1508271139461771271
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

What did Chris Rock say to get punched by Will Smith?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (lCui1)

278 Can someone please punch Amy Schumer?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (MpNo6)

279 Talk about punching down.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 10:59 PM (SchxB)

And Chris Rock was hilarious about it - "Damn - this has to be the greatest moment in television history"

Now that's cool...

Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (5iUNf)

280 So Ukraine isn't a signer of the Geneva Convention?

They are.

Retired Colonel Kurt Schlichter notes that nothing is worse for discipline than allowing enemy POWs to be mistreated. (He's also wondering if it is the Ukrainian paramilitary units doing this.)

Besides that, it's idiotic. The last thing on earth you want is having your enemies fight to the death - you want them to surrender easily, with the expectation of decent treatment.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (I2/tG)

281 Can someone please punch Amy Schumer?
Posted by: Mark1971


No, she's like the goo baby...you'll just keep getting sucked further and further in.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (r1z5A)

282 The Smith v. Rock incident is the headline at the Mail right now (with video)...
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:57 PM (waarI)


So. Ratings for the oscars are so bad that they need to choreograph a couple of black guys fighting. Gawd.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2022 11:01 PM (axyOa)

283 Ol' Will Smith really put a damper on the joviality and light-heartedness tonight.

What a f*cking train wreck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:01 PM (XG2Fi)

284 Geneva Convention??

It's more like the Geneva Suggestion, if you ask me!
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:58 PM (waarI)

They're more whatcha call Geneva Guidelines than a Code.

Posted by: Uke Captain Barbossa at March 27, 2022 11:01 PM (4I/2K)

285 The Smith v. Rock incident is the headline at the Mail right now (with video)

Eh, I'll wait for ace to do a post on it sometime Tuesday afternoon.

Posted by: Methos at March 27, 2022 11:01 PM (kOpft)

286 I just know Chris Rock was about to bring up jokes on Will Smith being voluntarily cucked by his wife, which they have been open about. He was ready to tear down Will Smith and burn the entire bitch down.
Will Smith has LGBTQIA+ kids btw. What a thin skinned faggot for not taking a joke about his wife being bald and a GI Jane joke.

Posted by: dad life enjoyer at March 27, 2022 11:01 PM (PUddJ)

287 273 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:59 PM (XG2Fi)

I'm actually worried about Ms Piggy, she is looking rather moon faced.

She is tearing her heart up with the rubber banding weight.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:01 PM (Lzpvj)

288 135 6:21 p.m. -- Halloween star Jamie Lee Curtis hit the red carpet early wearing blue ribbon show says is a way of standing in solidarity with the refugees fleeing the war in Ukraine.

I'm sure the refugees will be relieved to hear that a bunch of shallow, self indulgent, super rich celebrities are wearing blue ribbons.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 11:02 PM (+lVUW)

289 What did Chris Rock say to get punched by Will Smith?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (lCui1)

"Can't wait for GI Jane 2."

Its a knock on his wife and that piece of shit movie I guess...but every actor or actress is in a dud.

Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2022 11:02 PM (5iUNf)

290 260 When I think of Applebees, I think of "all-you-can-eat" riblets. About 20 years ago a group of us from work took advantage of the deal.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 27, 2022 10:57 PM (9fmff)

YOU MUST GO NOW!!

Posted by: Chinese manager at Applebee's at March 27, 2022 11:02 PM (qAR6u)

291 I'll tell Pixy, but getting him to fix anything is an exercise in frustration.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (XIJ/X)

Trouble is, Jewells' Etsy link is, by a narrow technical definition. SPAM. It's not nasty, and I am not hating on her for posting it, but how does one configure an anti-SPAM engine to whitelist SPAM from one or two favored members? I wonder if King Harv and the crypto scammer are pissed that they have to pay Ace the big bucks to get their ads displayed, while Jewells gets a "free ride" for her little shop?

Jewells, maybe you could start a blog on mu.nu or mee.nu, basically just one page: who you are, what you make, and to contact you for orders. That way, you could scrap Etsy, and links to other blogs are generally allowed in your sig line.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 11:02 PM (P3gRi)

292 Ol' Will Smith really put a damper on the joviality and light-heartedness tonight.

What a f*cking train wreck.


I can admire that he thought he was standing up for his wife, but I think his cheese is starting to slide off his cracker.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 11:03 PM (SchxB)

293 I'm sure the refugees will be relieved to hear that a bunch of shallow, self indulgent, super rich celebrities are wearing blue ribbons.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 11:02 PM (+lVUW)


Yep. Then its back to the gate-guarded mansion to relax.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:03 PM (XG2Fi)

294 286 Posted by: dad life enjoyer at March 27, 2022 11:01 PM (PUddJ)

For a bunch of people who pretend to be tough it was underwhelming.

Smith should have crouched down, thrust up while grabbing rock's throat and kneed him.

What I learned to do anyway.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:03 PM (Lzpvj)

295 ...with the expectation of decent treatment.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM



No driving or lamentations, then??

Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 11:03 PM (waarI)

296 175 Okay, well my etsy shop has been banned again by Pixy. I give up.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 10:35 PM (nxdel)

-----------------------------

Can you put it into tinyurl? Or does Pixy block those, too?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 27, 2022 11:03 PM (CAJOC)

297 His wife has alopecia and shaved her head.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 27, 2022 11:03 PM (xPl2J)

298 What did Chris Rock say to get punched by Will Smith?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Made a joke about Jada being bald (making the next G.I Jane movie).
Ironically Will Smith lets her bang other men as part of their healthy marriage.

Posted by: dad life enjoyer at March 27, 2022 11:04 PM (PUddJ)

299 Loved Chris Rock's aplomb. That IS great t.v.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2022 11:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

300 His wife has alopecia and shaved her head.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 27, 2022 11:03 PM (xPl2J)


That's no reason to punch a guy on national TV.

Is it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:04 PM (XG2Fi)

301 137 Not much sympathy for tourists in Mexico. I mean fuck, you play with fire...
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 27, 2022 10:26 PM (f9EKv)


I've been on a cruise that stopped at Playa del Carmen. They warn you not to leave the nice resort areas. If you go anywhere like the Mayan ruins, you go on a tourist bus.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 11:04 PM (+lVUW)

302 His wife has alopecia and shaved her head.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 27, 2022 11:03 PM (xPl2J)

So pulling her hair from behind is out then.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 27, 2022 11:05 PM (MpNo6)

303 295 Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 11:03 PM (waarI)

No you have a duty to leave the opfor an honorable out or you are risking getting your buddy killed.

Not a joke and US forces do train on the standard and are tested on it.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:05 PM (Lzpvj)

304 140 That video of Joe eating pizza I would have sworn was in slow motion.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 27, 2022 10:26 PM (ybIRR)


When people have dementia they have to concentrate really hard to do simple things.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 11:06 PM (+lVUW)

305 His wife has alopecia and shaved her head.
Posted by: Mark1971

Which is why Chris Rock could have followed it up with cuckold jokes... And I know he wanted to go there after being slapped hard for telling a GI Jane joke but kept his cool and bit his tongue.

Posted by: dad life enjoyer at March 27, 2022 11:06 PM (PUddJ)

306 So pulling her hair from behind is out then.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop



Moistened toilet plunger.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:06 PM (r1z5A)

307 I can admire that he thought he was standing up for his wife,

So...he'll thump a man for making fun of his wife...but not a man *actually* banging his wife? Hollywood morals I guess.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2022 11:07 PM (ESjRY)

308 I think that with that punch tonight the Seventh Seal may have been broken.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:07 PM (XG2Fi)

309 Big fight at the mall , fast food restaurant, church, funeral, movie theater and now the Oscars.

If you didn't see the players you only need one guess. It's freaking third world ridiculous. Wait to after the show and kick his ass. This ain't the BET Hip Hop Award Show.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 11:07 PM (u5NuV)

310 Moistened toilet plunger.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:06 PM (r1z5A)

Okay, LOL.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 27, 2022 11:07 PM (MpNo6)

311 300 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:04 PM (XG2Fi)

so Will Smith's life....

His kids are a fucking mess of neuroses and gender confusion

His wife is essentially a risen escort to the point she *has* to cuck him with men and women to feel anything

and he is in the twilight of his action career and having to become a "serious actor" which probably is at the limit of his maximum ability.

Homeboy is frustrated with the world.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:08 PM (Lzpvj)

312 So...he'll thump a man for making fun of his wife...but not a man *actually* banging his wife? Hollywood morals I guess.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2022 11:07 PM (ESjRY)


Marital standards, like the English language, be flexible, yo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 11:08 PM (hOUT3)

313 Moistened toilet plunger.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:06 PM



I'm dying over here!

Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 11:08 PM (Yk3/2)

314 So Will Smith takes advice from Jack Murphy?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 27, 2022 11:08 PM (MpNo6)

315 Can you put it into tinyurl? Or does Pixy block those, too?

Yeah I tried that the last time. Didn't work. Still banned.

AOP I honestly don't know how to do that. I'm tech challenged to say the least.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 11:08 PM (nxdel)

316 307 Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2022 11:07 PM (ESjRY)

In Will's defense, *I* am cooler than he is and he does a great job on clean-up for Jada and I.....

//The Paolo

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:09 PM (Lzpvj)

317 What's sad is Will Smith seemed like a really charming guy in the 90s. Maybe he still is...but he sure seems to have some personal issues.

Posted by: CppThis at March 27, 2022 11:09 PM (UewuT)

318 The cops and the skip loaders have been clearing that stretch of Hollywood Blvd all week. And they say Los Angeles isn't a well-run city.
Posted by: Cicero

Did they use 'Scoops'??
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 27, 2022 10:30 PM (sAmhv)


I predict that Soylent Green is going to hit California first.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 11:09 PM (+lVUW)

319 Moistened toilet plunger.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:06 PM


What a cruel and eccentric comment!

LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:10 PM (XG2Fi)

320 Moistened toilet plunger.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:06 PM (r1z5A)


Careful, that could leave a massive hickey

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 11:10 PM (xhaym)

321 It looks like Will Smith delivered an open handed slap to Chris Rock. I think Smith is a decent-sized individual; I would assume that if he wanted to deliver a real knock out slap to the jaw or ear he could have. That's not to say it was appropriate, but maybe it was calculated to embarrass more than injure.

Posted by: PabloD at March 27, 2022 11:10 PM (XHHjS)

322 Pretty lame punch (or was it a slap?) I think the blow was a dick move.

Posted by: Paco at March 27, 2022 11:10 PM (njExo)

323 Well I have my exercise class in the morning so adios everyone. My first world problem will have to wait.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 11:11 PM (nxdel)

324 So Will Smith takes advice from Jack Murphy?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 27, 2022 11:08 PM (MpNo6)

and Mr. Dickenballs

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 27, 2022 11:11 PM (xPl2J)

325 His wife has alopecia and shaved her head.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 27, 2022 11:03 PM (xPl2J)

Professor Longhair has some wisdom to share on that topic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZNxSOQtQp8

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 11:11 PM (P3gRi)

326 Soylent green is hobos!

Posted by: Charleston Heston at March 27, 2022 11:11 PM (MpNo6)

327 So pulling her hair from behind is out then.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

Moistened toilet plunger.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:06 PM (r1z5A)

Bravo.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 27, 2022 11:11 PM (wBpKf)

328 Jewells45, what is the error message?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 27, 2022 11:11 PM (lCui1)

329 321 Posted by: PabloD at March 27, 2022 11:10 PM (XHHjS)

He's on the hook for an assault either way.

Just the attempt to engage in violence is assault and violence is unwanted physical congress.

Even an aggressive finger jab to the xiphoid process is one.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:12 PM (Lzpvj)

330 "Roughly 57% of U.S. households paid no federal income tax in 2021, and 19% of Americans paid neither payroll nor federal income taxes in 2021,"

given the massive debt laid on All Children, and the bailouts for billionaires that got rich on leveraged investments that then had to be saved when they lost (a a casino where they get huge leveraged wins, but bailed out if they lose) ... the judgment that the working class is not paying enough is a Big Lie.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2022 11:12 PM (Cus5s)

331 Okay - now I get the anger - she's bald, Jada, and Rock was snarking about her starring in GI Jane 2 - its...um, ungracious. You don't pick on a lady's condition even in a roast - but you also don't punch a guy on national TV whose job is to roast people. You don't have to look happy, but you also don't want to look like an uncivilized goon in front of millions of TV watchers.

If it wasn't staged, and I don't think it was...it was just a horrible display of lack of self-control in a setting that required it. The Academy needs to make a statement that these awards are being televised to a wide range of viewers and they expect the behavior and decorum to be indictive of all the participants to reflect that fact.

Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2022 11:12 PM (5iUNf)

332 Oscars need to be more unpredictable. Maybe a cake in the face, trap doors for Oscar winners; as soon as they start the speech - BAM!

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 11:13 PM (V13WU)

333 Not a joke and US forces do train on the standard and are tested on it.

The conquest of western Germany went much, much easier because the Germans were willing to surrender.

Knowing that the Germans are a legalistic people, we dropped millions of leaflets in English and German, signed by General Eisenhower, that instructed American soldiers to treat the new POW in accordance with the Geneva Accords, and to quickly remove the POW from the battlefield. Many Germans surrendered with one of those leaflets.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 11:13 PM (I2/tG)

334 *Wanders in late and skips over many comments. But this one caught the eye about the Oscars.*

What's worse than a dumpster fire?

Well it is Hollywood so a cumster fire? In the Bukakae Theatre.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:13 PM (sVaFQ)

335 So Will Smith was immediately surrounded by event security and then 'walked' to their holding area for collection by LAPD on battery charges, yes? Or did he simply return to his seat?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2022 11:13 PM (4I/2K)

336 What did Chris Rock say to get punched by Will Smith?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (lCui1)

He made a joke about Jada going to make GI Jane 2 because of her shaved head.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 11:14 PM (u5NuV)

337 Evidently Will Smith rushed the stage and smacked Chris Rock. Reports say punched but it looks like his hand was open, something said about his wife. LOL

Posted by: Javems at March 27, 2022 11:14 PM (V5xRb)

338 Will Smith's string of f-bombs should definitely raise the Oscar broadcast's visibility with the younger audience they're trying to attract.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:14 PM (XG2Fi)

339 Retired Colonel Kurt Schlichter notes that nothing is worse for discipline than allowing enemy POWs to be mistreated. (He's also wondering if it is the Ukrainian paramilitary units doing this.)

Besides that, it's idiotic. The last thing on earth you want is having your enemies fight to the death - you want them to surrender easily, with the expectation of decent treatment.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (I2/tG)
***
This.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2022 11:14 PM (axyOa)

340 AOP I honestly don't know how to do that. I'm tech challenged to say the least.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 11:08 PM (nxde

Post a direct request to Pixy on the weekend tech thread. You can post the question during the day on Saturday. Pixy reads them later, and responds on the Sunday Tech thread. There are probably Morons here who could help you set up a basic blog. Blog-hosting providers have templates you can use.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 11:16 PM (P3gRi)

341 Fakity-fake, fake, fake. Fakity-fake, fake, fake. FAAAAAKE FAAAAAAKE~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2022 11:16 PM (p6Md5)

342 Day late.

Posted by: Javems at March 27, 2022 11:16 PM (V5xRb)

343 In Grozny , Russians dropped leaflets telling residents to leave/surrender, and if anyone remained , they would be considered terrorists and be killed. Ukies are savages who are keeping civilian populations of surrounded cities hostage, not letting them leave, or kill the ones who try to leave.

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 11:16 PM (V13WU)

344 Blogging?

Even this neko-grrl has done it - http://annapuna.blogspot.com/

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:17 PM (sVaFQ)

345 306. Moistened toilet plunger. - Some Rat

Shlop...ffft...shlop...ffft...shlop...

Perfect! Cruel, but perfect.

Posted by: Paco at March 27, 2022 11:17 PM (njExo)

346 Will Smith did play Ali so he's had some boxing training. Chris Rock needs to go to the range.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 11:17 PM (u5NuV)

347 Re: POW treatment, I get that but as Schlichter apparently noted it could well have been one of the paramilitary units known to be active in the area. Those types tend to be less into easy victory and more into doing something about the dirty foreign untermensch.

Or, who knows, maybe it's all RU agitprop.

Posted by: CppThis at March 27, 2022 11:17 PM (UewuT)

348 So pulling her hair from behind is out then.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

Moistened toilet plunger.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:06 PM (r1z5A)


Pull my Black Swan Four Incher, baby!

Posted by: Jada to the random bull at March 27, 2022 11:18 PM (MpNo6)

349 I can't recall when I'd last seen a current film in a movie house...
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:36 PM (/zLl2)


I go if there is something I really want to see. Usually I go to the horror movies. However the last one I went to was "Death on the Nile". I like seeing a movie on the big screen and I like movie popcorn. The microwave stuff doesn't compare.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 11:18 PM (+lVUW)

350 So the Ukraine is going full Bosnia?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:18 PM (sVaFQ)

351 Will Smith acceptance speech at the Oscars.
Nice recovery, Mav.

Posted by: 80's music fan at March 27, 2022 11:18 PM (glGDV)

352 Salute to Cybersmythe for hosting and organizing it.

Ditto!

SPB out, or mostly so.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 27, 2022 11:18 PM (U+Oxn)

353 I feel kind of bad for movie theater owners. They've had a tough time of it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 11:19 PM (+lVUW)

354 Or, who knows, maybe it's all RU agitprop.

This could very well be, but at least they went to the trouble of getting original footage and not just using stuff from ARMA 3.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 11:19 PM (SchxB)

355 Anything the Ukes may be doing to POWs, the Dems dream of doing to deplorables.
Just see how they are treating the J6 prisoners.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 27, 2022 11:20 PM (lCui1)

356 So the Ukraine is going full Bosnia?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:18 PM (sVaFQ)


They are trying their best.

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 11:20 PM (V13WU)

357 it could well have been one of the paramilitary units known to be active in the area

It would be absolutely typical of the Azov Battalion, which is why I wonder if they are the ones doing it.

Or, who knows, maybe it's all RU agitprop.

A senior Ukrainian official put out a video today telling Ukrainian soldiers to abide by the Geneva Convention, so it seems that there is some truth to the mistreatment claims.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 11:21 PM (I2/tG)

358 I can't recall when I'd last seen a current film in a movie house...
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:36 PM (/zLl2

Last movie I saw in the movie house was Keanu in the afternoon on a weekday. I was the only one in the theater.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 11:21 PM (u5NuV)

359

Maybe this would work:


https://is.gd/Prettys_4_you_by_Julie


I tried tinyurl, but it wouldn't allow me to fashion a custom link...

Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 11:21 PM (C3+aI)

360 Or, who knows, maybe it's all RU agitprop.
Posted by: CppThis at March 27, 2022 11:17 PM (UewuT)


Likely.
And for consideration, given how corrupt Ukraine was/is, this could be nothing more than gangs settling scores.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2022 11:21 PM (axyOa)

361 Okay - now I get the anger - she's bald, Jada, and Rock was snarking about her starring in GI Jane 2 - its...um, ungracious. Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2022 11:12 PM

I'm not really up on the health conditions of celebrity wives, but a poster above mentioned Alopecia, which is hair falling out around a few bald spots. A celebrity wife should have the money to make a wig out of her remaining hair or to just have a wig made. If that is her only health issue, she is lucky.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 27, 2022 11:21 PM (EughT)

362 Just see how they are treating the J6 prisoners.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion


Yeppers, DoJ just threw away the Constitution on that one.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:22 PM (r1z5A)

363 Brattleboro is going to has a Gay Pride Parade in supports if Ukrane next weekend. What's has yoor town done to supports the peeple of Ukcrane???

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 27, 2022 11:22 PM (4M7Kl)

364 Maybe this would work:


https://is.gd/Prettys_4_you_by_Julie

That got me there.

Posted by: Javems at March 27, 2022 11:22 PM (V5xRb)

365 Now if this feud between Chris Rock and Wil Smith had happened during the Rap Awards, bodies would be hitting the floor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:23 PM (sVaFQ)

366 Has a though, about Biden's visit and Polish presiden't plane that was turned around. He never made it if you recall. I think they were flying Zelenskyy in on that plane, but were found out. Would have been pretty bad photo op, he is supposed to be in Kiev and all . Not in a bunker in Poland.

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 11:23 PM (V13WU)

367 *had a though

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 11:23 PM (V13WU)

368 Brattleboro is going to has a Gay Pride Parade in supports if Ukrane next weekend. What's has yoor town done to supports the peeple of Ukcrane???
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT


We have the finest mind in Hollywood working on it. Sean Penn.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:24 PM (r1z5A)

369 Now if this feud between Chris Rock and Wil Smith had happened during the Rap Awards, bodies would be hitting the floor.

Humorous note: The song with the line "Let the bodies hit the floor" is not a rap song.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 11:25 PM (SchxB)

370 Does Sean Penn still have his Katrina red Sippy Cup?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:25 PM (sVaFQ)

371 mary, are you licking toads again? We have told you, and told you, and told you, the ones you get in Vermont are not any good, even if they are handier for you.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 11:25 PM (xhaym)

372 Ukraineiums are checking those fleeing the country for sex agreement between actual and designated.
If they are in disagreement Missy goes to the front lines.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2022 11:25 PM (6ac8h)

373 It's called alliteration nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:25 PM (sVaFQ)

374 332 Oscars need to be more unpredictable. Maybe a cake in the face, trap doors for Oscar winners; as soon as they start the speech - BAM!
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 11:13 PM (V13WU)

I remember a Japanese game show where all the contestants had to stand over a spring loaded device, and the loser on any question would get instantly punched in the nuts. Now THAT would get me to watching the oscars again!

(for women the Giant Hand Slap from Jackass would do nicely)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNY6kfLMwYU

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2022 11:26 PM (evAgx)

375 Okay - now I get the anger - she's bald, Jada, and Rock was snarking about her starring in GI Jane 2 - its...um, ungracious. Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2022 11:12 PM

They can make fun of any conservative and it's just harmless joking. F him but SNL had no problem with Crenshaw losing an eye.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 11:26 PM (u5NuV)

376 "I watched the chicks play golf today.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt "


How do you know they were women? Are you a biologist?

Posted by: Ripley at March 27, 2022 11:26 PM (PTDkx)

377 We have the finest mind in Hollywood working on it. Sean Penn.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:24 PM (r1z5A)


I still haven't forgotten Sean Penn's heroic work piloting a rescue rowboat during Katrina until it sank. Immediately.

The Ukrainians are lucky to have such a man on their side.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:27 PM (XG2Fi)

378 374 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2022 11:26 PM (evAgx)

Scissors....

not a boxing glove scissors.

We are definitely not a civilization circling the drain.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:27 PM (Lzpvj)

379 "If it wasn't staged, and I don't think it was...it was just a horrible display of lack of self-control in a setting that required it"

I guess it was staged ... some say it looked open handed ... ow just continued ... a real angry punch would do damage, Smith would probably be holding his hand saying uch, punching hurt my hand, why was I not told that?"

And Rock would not have blown it off, he would say "ouch, that hurt". but What Evaaahhh.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2022 11:27 PM (Cus5s)

380 I looked at the fashion pics though, and Jada Pinkette Smith has a Kale Salad/Swamp Thing dress on.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2022 10:50 PM (Dc2NZ)


Oh, I used to watch Joan Rivers do her commentary on that stuff.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 11:27 PM (+lVUW)

381 If that is her only health issue, she is lucky.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 27, 2022 11:21 PM (EughT)

You're not wrong - the joke was weird, but not horrible - Chris Rock didn't call her a hooker or a whack - he made fun of her shaved head.

But Will Smith needed to not treat a nationally televised event about awards and honor for a craft that, to my mind, doesn't even deserve it, as if he was a belligerent drunk at Kelsey's Bar at 1 AM.

Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2022 11:27 PM (5iUNf)

382 oh and speaking of cucks....

Davey Fwench has a fevah and that fevah is less Xians in politics...

bold assertion Davey now do fucking Muslims.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:28 PM (Lzpvj)

383 Well, good night good people. See ya tomorrow.
Thanks again MisHum for yet another great ONT.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 27, 2022 11:28 PM (9uqbB)

384 Already seeing Will Smith as Batman slapping Chris Rock as Robin memes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 11:28 PM (SchxB)

385 Kale Salad/Swamp Thing dress on

Did it come with tentacles?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:29 PM (sVaFQ)

386 By 2025 the Oscars will be Freaknik.

Posted by: dad life enjoyer at March 27, 2022 11:29 PM (PUddJ)

387 375 Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 11:26 PM (u5NuV)

Correct as I jibed "FUCK YOU CHRIS WE MAKE FUN OF THE NORMIES HERE NOT US!"

//Will "King Dick" Smith

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:29 PM (Lzpvj)

388 David French needs to lead the charge of the Twitter Brigade in Ukraine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:30 PM (sVaFQ)

389 245 did Will Smith punch Chris Rock ? honestly, they should do more of that during the Oscars. go full Jerry Springer.
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 10:53 PM (V13WU)


I'd bet on Chris Rock in a match up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 11:30 PM (+lVUW)

390 Oscars would be way better if everyone was drunk and belligerent.

Posted by: CppThis at March 27, 2022 11:31 PM (UewuT)

391 Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2022 11:27 PM (Cus5s

I'd also think it was staged if it wasn't for Smith's continued profanity laced rant directed at Rock. If that was put on, give Smith an Oscar for that.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 11:31 PM (u5NuV)

392 Does it strike anyone else as odd that Barack Obama would allow the corrupt Biden family to jeopardize his presidency by doing incredibly illegal deals with countries like Russia, Ukraine and China and not get anything out of it?

Cause it seems a bit strange to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2022 11:31 PM (ZLI7S)

393 //Will "King Dick" Smith
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:29 PM (Lzpvj)

Don't be slurring the name of a good adjustable wrench maker, sven.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 11:31 PM (P3gRi)

394 I guess it was staged ... some say it looked open handed

That awkwardness with Will Smith yelling shit and f-bombs at Rock from his seat was not staged. It killed the mood of the show and was definitely not family friendly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:31 PM (XG2Fi)

395 388 Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:30 PM (sVaFQ)

Well the usual suspects over at Tepid are squeeing out saying "yeah man in the 30s and 40s in the South Xians never even voted!"

Tell you what let Donkey show us the way with Black Churches sitting out the next three elections first Dave.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:31 PM (Lzpvj)

396 I'd bet on Chris Rock in a match up.

He'd get dog piled. Everybody hates Chris.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 11:32 PM (SchxB)

397 "K9 Finds $10.5 Million Worth of Cocaine During Las Vegas Traffic Stop, Police Say"


230 pounds of blow

Good dog.

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 11:32 PM (V13WU)

398 Oscars would be way better if everyone was drunk and belligerent.
Posted by: CppThis at March 27, 2022 11:31 PM (UewuT)

and the "Best Actress" awards decided by nude Jello wrestling.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 11:32 PM (P3gRi)

399 245 did Will Smith punch Chris Rock ? honestly, they should do more of that during the Oscars. go full Jerry Springer.
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 10:53 PM (V13WU)

I'd bet on Chris Rock in a match up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 11:30 PM (+lVUW)

Jeeze, I can't take this crap anymore.

Posted by: Steve Wilkos at March 27, 2022 11:33 PM (4I/2K)

400 Everybody hates Chris.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries.


Nice.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:33 PM (r1z5A)

401 I looked at the fashion pics though, and Jada Pinkette Smith has a Kale Salad/Swamp Thing dress on.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2022 10:50 PM (Dc2NZ)


Looks like she is kitted out to be the Hookah Smoking Catepillar

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 11:34 PM (xhaym)

402 394 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:31 PM (XG2Fi)

Agreed, I think Smith was making a point of saving face not raging out.

Still wonderful look, NORMS RESTORED everyone.

Remember these cocksuckers are the ones who funded the bail funds.

Fuck all of them.

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:34 PM (Lzpvj)

403 i put links of the slap in the sidebar

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:34 PM (0G13K)

404 and the "Best Actress" awards decided by nude Jello wrestling.

Do you really want that fartclam Gwyneth Paltrow rolling in the Jello?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:34 PM (sVaFQ)

405 230 pounds of blow

Good dog.
Posted by: runner


No! 200! 200 lbs of blow!

Posted by: The Cops at March 27, 2022 11:35 PM (r1z5A)

406 404 Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:34 PM (sVaFQ)

I've never seen Jello wilt before Cotton!

//Dodgeball 2

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:35 PM (Lzpvj)

407 i put links of the slap in the sidebar
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit

You dropped this, King.
*crown emoji*

Posted by: dad life enjoyer at March 27, 2022 11:35 PM (PUddJ)

408 That awkwardness with Will Smith yelling shit and f-bombs at Rock from his seat was not staged. It killed the mood of the show and was definitely not family friendly.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:31 PM (XG2Fi)

It was a horrible display of uncivilized behavior considering what the event is about and why the have roasters hosting segments like Chris Rock. Smith should be embarrassed for himself that he behaved in an immature and sophomoric antic live on TV.

Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2022 11:35 PM (5iUNf)

409 Uh oh. Ace is up.

Everyone act like you're working.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:35 PM (XG2Fi)

410 Do you really want that fartclam Gwyneth Paltrow rolling in the Jello?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:34 PM (sVaFQ)

Well, she could lose, and Salma Hayek could win.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 11:36 PM (P3gRi)

411
Speaking of NCIS binge, I sort of got on one myself. One of the stations runs that on Saturdays and Sundays. That's the original one, with Mark Harmon and the single digit seasons back in the 2000s.

I didn't pay it much attention, but there was nothing else on one time, and I sort of parked it there, a season 3 episode, IIRC. David MacCallum's "Ducky" character reeled me in to liking it, and then I was into it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 27, 2022 11:36 PM (Mzdiz)

412 Uh oh. Ace is up.

Everyone act like you're working.


But when I'm working I act like I'm goofing off. What the hell am I supposed to do in this situation?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 11:36 PM (SchxB)

413 Wil Smith's looming epitaph - "He killed the Oscars."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:37 PM (sVaFQ)

414 "I'd also think it was staged if it wasn't for Smith's continued profanity laced rant directed at Rock. If that was put on, give Smith an Oscar for that." Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

maybe, but of course, that would have been part of the act. ... he can't just walk and "slap" Rock and not have some rant also rehearsed. sure .. he would practice to act that "emotion". I think real anger would not be a slap and walk away ... it was not that terrible a joke ... but ? idk for sure ... Hollywood is Drama.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2022 11:37 PM (Cus5s)

415 Smith should be embarrassed for himself that he behaved in an immature and sophomoric antic live on TV.
Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2022 11:35 PM (5iUNf)

Yeah...no kidding

Posted by: Juan Howard at March 27, 2022 11:37 PM (+I6Y/)

416 Why would Will Smith slap Chris Rock? Men don't slap.

This was sooooooo set up.

Uh, Will, if you are going to be the cuckhold, then be it. Don't try to impress us with your manhood after your son decided to be a girl and your wife got jiggy with everything else.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 27, 2022 11:37 PM (LOVUx)

417 Do you really want that fartclam Gwyneth Paltrow rolling in the Jello?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:34 PM



As a matter of fact...

Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 11:38 PM (C3+aI)

418 Wil Smith's looming epitaph - "He killed the Oscars."
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:37 PM (sVaFQ)



They should carve that on the pedestal of his equestrian statue if he accomplishes that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:38 PM (XG2Fi)

419 Wil Smith's looming epitaph - "He killed the Oscars.

You know what? I think he actually did humanity some good after all.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 11:38 PM (SchxB)

420 Will, Chris. Our numbers are in the tank. Give us a water cooler moment for tomorrow.

Posted by: The Academy at March 27, 2022 11:39 PM (r1z5A)

421 ...and Salma Hayek could win.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 11:36 PM



Lena The Love Walrus...

Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 11:39 PM (C3+aI)

422 416 Why would Will Smith slap Chris Rock? Men don't slap.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 27, 2022 11:37 PM (LOVUx)


Well, we are talking about actors...

Posted by: CppThis at March 27, 2022 11:39 PM (UewuT)

423 "I cannot be responsible for what I would do. Washed up actress Sally Field"

Flying Nun ... now with an AK. Stay tuned.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2022 11:39 PM (Cus5s)

424 If you go frame by frame, they are both smiling as will turns away. So who knows

Posted by: Bronco1 at March 27, 2022 11:39 PM (H5S39)

425 Here's the best uncensored version of Smith hitting Rock and yelling at him.

https://bit.ly/3iI2e60

Posted by: bonhomme at March 27, 2022 11:40 PM (i0wNm)

426
We should have an autopsy-off between Ducky and Quincy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 27, 2022 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)

427 Lena The Love Walrus...

Captain Ahab, "I said a white whale!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:40 PM (sVaFQ)

428 Is it the slap heard round the world?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2022 11:40 PM (63Dwl)

429 If you go frame by frame, they are both smiling as will turns away. So who knows
Posted by: Bronco1 at March 27, 2022 11:39 PM (H5S39)



But have you seen the Zapruder film?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:40 PM (XG2Fi)

430 Was there a grassy knoll? Or just gassy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:41 PM (sVaFQ)

431 More black on black violence.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 11:42 PM (u5NuV)

432 430 Was there a grassy knoll? Or just gassy?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:41 PM (sVaFQ)


Dammit, I was supposed to be incognito!

Posted by: Eric Swalwell, surprise Oscar guest at March 27, 2022 11:42 PM (UewuT)

433 Was there a grassy knoll?




Two people slapped Chris Rock!! But you could only see Will Smith.

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 11:43 PM (V13WU)

434
If I were going to bet, I'd bet it was staged. Classic "publicity stunt", to get a buzz about the Oscars and what idiot won what stupid award.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 27, 2022 11:43 PM (Mzdiz)

435 The person Will Smith ought to be slapping is his slut wife. Shit just makes him look weak, which he is.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 27, 2022 11:43 PM (KFhLj)

436
It was a magic slap.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 27, 2022 11:43 PM (Mzdiz)

437 Smith should be embarrassed for himself that he behaved in an immature and sophomoric antic live on TV.
Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2022 11:35 PM (5iUNf)

Well, I'm not. David Niven made me immortal.

Posted by: Robert Opel, Streaker, 1974 Academy Awards at March 27, 2022 11:44 PM (4I/2K)

438 Frame 313?

Posted by: Bronco1 at March 27, 2022 11:44 PM (H5S39)

439 i think when you slap a guy for you wife she's legally obligated to give you some fartclam action

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:44 PM (0G13K)

440 i think it's in Leviticus or something

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:44 PM (0G13K)

441 *pauses*

Wil Smith and Chris Rock in Slapfight Oscars, opening next June.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:44 PM (sVaFQ)

442 They're reporting now that the slap ricocheted and hit Amy Schumer in the ass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:45 PM (XG2Fi)

443 "Cuck" is trending on twitter

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:45 PM (0G13K)

444 434 If I were going to bet, I'd bet it was staged. Classic "publicity stunt", to get a buzz about the Oscars and what idiot won what stupid award.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 27, 2022 11:43 PM (Mzdiz)


Eh, probably so. But I've been laughing so hard at the thought of those two jokers having a slap fight that I'm willing to give it to them.

Posted by: CppThis at March 27, 2022 11:45 PM (UewuT)

445 Gotta wonder about a dude who doesn't mind being publicly cvcked, but joking about his wife's lack of hair is a bridge too far.

publius is probably right, it's Andy Kaufman-esque performance art/kayfabe, most likely.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 27, 2022 11:45 PM (+o9ie)

446 Two people slapped Chris Rock!! But you could only see Will Smith.
Posted by: runner


There were TWO slappers!?

Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:45 PM (r1z5A)

447

Ace??

Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 11:45 PM (C3+aI)

448 i think when you slap a guy for you wife she's legally obligated to give you some fartclam action
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:44 PM (0G13K


In Middle Eastern countries, yes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:45 PM (XG2Fi)

449 There were TWO slappers!?

Picard is so confused

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:46 PM (sVaFQ)

450 It was a magic slap.
Posted by: publius,


Back and to the Left? Back and to the Left?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2022 11:46 PM (p6Md5)

451 There were TWO slappers!?
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:45 PM (r1z5A

Grassy knoll slapper - the worst kind.

Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2022 11:47 PM (5iUNf)

452 Y'all are actually watching the Oskers? Blech.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 27, 2022 11:47 PM (x8Wzq)

453 Soon...

Posted by: Zombie Jack Ruby at March 27, 2022 11:47 PM (XG2Fi)

454 Tomorrow's Headline:

High School Awards Banquet Marred By Violence

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 27, 2022 11:47 PM (wBpKf)

455 Back, and to the left.

Posted by: Magic Slap at March 27, 2022 11:47 PM (4I/2K)

456 They're reporting now that the slap ricocheted and hit Amy Schumer in the ass.

Well if it has been Brie Larson, it would have missed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:47 PM (sVaFQ)

457 Need to get Steve Inman doing the play-by-play.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 11:47 PM (P3gRi)

458 Y'all are actually watching the Oskers? Blech.

Just the pugilistic parts.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 11:47 PM (SchxB)

459 Wait. Ace is here?

*hides ValuRite bottle*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 27, 2022 11:48 PM (x8Wzq)

460 I guess the Oscars aren't so white anymore though, right?

Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2022 11:48 PM (aMA7g)

461 >>>452 Y'all are actually watching the Oskers? Blech.


no, i just heard about it from Ethan Van Scvier

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:48 PM (0G13K)

462 Zombie Howard Cosell, "down goes Chris!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:48 PM (sVaFQ)

463 Let's get ready to rumble!

Posted by: Ring Announcer Guy at March 27, 2022 11:48 PM (4I/2K)

464 There were TWO slappers!?
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:45 PM (r1z5A)


When you enhance the footage, you clearly see another hand !

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 11:49 PM (V13WU)

465 Witnesses are reporting seeing a waft of cigarette smoke rising up from behind the big Oscar statue right behind Chris Rock.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:49 PM (XG2Fi)

466 Let's get ready to dick down Will Smith's wife!

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:49 PM (0G13K)

467 Guess I'll wait for the AAR

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 27, 2022 11:49 PM (x8Wzq)

468 A second hand? A reach-around?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:49 PM (sVaFQ)

469 Y'all are actually watching the Oskers? Blech.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 27, 2022 11:47 PM (x8Wzq)

Nah, just the clip after someone posted that Smith punched Rock. The internet is pretty freaking amazing about instantaneous information.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 11:49 PM (/ijUi)

470 i don't know why I'm picking on Will Smith, he's not the one humiliating his spouse

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:49 PM (0G13K)

471 also, given how long Rock had, to consider Smith approaching, does he not block that slap? There is no "dance like a butterfly, sting like a bee" .. just "The Slap heard round the World".

Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2022 11:50 PM (Cus5s)

472 Tell you what let Donkey show us the way with Black Churches sitting out the next three elections first Dave.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:31 PM (Lzpvj)


Comrade sven, Their votes will be tallied whether or not they actually bother to go to the polls!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 11:50 PM (hOUT3)

473 Let's get ready to dick down Will Smith's wife!

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:49 PM



You first...

Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 11:50 PM (C3+aI)

474 Those guys know nothing about slapping!

Posted by: Zombie Moe Howard at March 27, 2022 11:50 PM (63Dwl)

475 Will Smith is Bi. Now he has gone full homo, which is why Jada is fucking multiple men at night just like Will. She found out and was like fuck this shit, either I get laid and take about it nonstop or I take half your shit and out you as queer that time I caught LeBron balls deep in your ass.

One humiliation followed by another. The circle of life in Satan's realm.

Posted by: dad life enjoyer at March 27, 2022 11:50 PM (U8XFF)

476 Y'all are actually watching the Oskers? Blech.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,


Some brave horde types are reporting on the silliness. We owe them our gratitude.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:51 PM (r1z5A)

477 Let's get ready to dick down Will Smith's wife!
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:49 PM (0G13K)

Does alopecia affect the entire body, or just the scalp?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 11:51 PM (P3gRi)

478 >Davey Fwench has a fevah and that fevah is less Xians in politics...

Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:28 PM (Lzpvj)

Davey is so extra. He doesn't just Blue Falcon conservatives, he double-fucks conservative Christians .

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 27, 2022 11:51 PM (+o9ie)

479 Wait. Ace is here?

*hides ValuRite bottle*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 27, 2022 11:48 PM (x8Wzq)

Well, well, well. Looks like somebody forgot there's a rule against alcoholic beverages for commentators on probation!

Posted by: Dean Vernon 'Ace' Wormer at March 27, 2022 11:52 PM (4I/2K)

480 Smith did not walk up there, it was a holograph. Just like 9/11 jets.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2022 11:52 PM (Cus5s)

481
Yeah, the more I think about it -- the Oscars were going in the ratings toilet. Who wants to watch that Hollywood work fest. So, someone comes up with an idea to get the broadcast all over the headlines.

I think they succeeded. We're all talking about it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 27, 2022 11:52 PM (Mzdiz)

482 Is this the Oscars or WorldStar Hip Hop?

Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2022 11:53 PM (aMA7g)

483

I hope reading about the Osker shenanigans at the DM after the fact isn't some op to get me to give a shit!

Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 11:53 PM (bhYIO)

484
Chris Rock, W. Smith
https://nitter.moomoo.me
/i/status/1508271139461771271

Posted by: zigzag at March 27, 2022 11:53 PM (JPemD)

485 466 Let's get ready to dick down Will Smith's wife!

this was all orchestrated by putin to push the failure of his ukraine invasion out of the news cycle.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda has a tinfoil hat at March 27, 2022 11:54 PM (edU/H)

486 Well, well, well. Looks like somebody forgot there's a rule against alcoholic beverages for commentators on probation!
Posted by: Dean Vernon 'Ace' Wormer at March 27, 2022 11:52 PM (4I/2K)

At least I ain't on double secret probation.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, That Foot is that other Guy at March 27, 2022 11:54 PM (x8Wzq)

487 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 11:02 PM (P3gRi)

There goes AOP, bringing the logic and sanity. You KNOW this can never stand, right? Right?

Fuck Etsy in their ever so gaped squeakholes; iirc they banned about half their contributors for 'questionable ideologies'. Ie, being conservatives.

Why would you continue to do business with a buncha hatemongers*?

*I get my car insurance from Progressive; their rates beat all the rest by 50% or better.

I have scruples, but they are negotiable. Especially when the rest of the ratpack is similarly compromised by the same ideologies.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 11:55 PM (F0YaR)

488 Was Will Smith's post slap rant broadcast? If so and it was staged, the FCC would fine the crap out of the Oscars.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 11:55 PM (/ijUi)

489 also, given how long Rock had, to consider Smith approaching, does he not block that slap? There is no "dance like a butterfly, sting like a bee" .. just "The Slap heard round the World".
Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2022 11:50 PM (Cus5s)

...

Smith looks like a bitch for sucker-slapping him.

Rock took it in stride.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2022 11:56 PM (aMA7g)

490 At least I ain't on double secret probation.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, That Foot is that other Guy at March 27, 2022 11:54 PM (x8Wzq)

Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be outta here like shit through a goose.

Posted by: Dean Vernon 'Ace' Wormer at March 27, 2022 11:56 PM (4I/2K)

491 oh boy now he's crying like a bitch and apologizing to the Academy

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:56 PM (0G13K)

492 Oh shit. Ace is present? Dons assless chaps.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 11:57 PM (F0YaR)

493 Man, I missed everything!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 27, 2022 11:57 PM (7bRMQ)

494 Tomorrow's headline that you want: "Will Smith smacks presenter Chris Rock on National TV in another Grim Milestone for the Biden Administration!"

The Headline you'll get: "Will Smith smacks Chris Rock because Putin and Trump are killing Ukrainians!"

Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2022 11:57 PM (5iUNf)

495 I think they succeeded.

America laughing at a couple of low-IQ pretenders' slap fight and about how much traffic Smith's wife's love canal sees after the fact probably isn't the attention they are looking for.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 27, 2022 11:58 PM (KFhLj)

496 How long/expensive will Smith's rehab have to be?

If I'm Rock I'm doing the math in my head about how much this settlement is going to be.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2022 11:58 PM (aMA7g)

497 oh boy now he's crying like a bitch and apologizing to the Academy
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it


If so, then I call total set up.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:58 PM (r1z5A)

498 oh boy now he's crying like a bitch and apologizing to the Academy
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:56 PM (0G13K)

He's such a girly man.

Posted by: Robert Opel, Streaker, 1974 Academy Awards at March 27, 2022 11:59 PM (4I/2K)

499 The slap that launched a thousand posts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2022 11:59 PM (sTOQ8)

500 Oh shit. Ace is present? Dons assless chaps.
Posted by: GnuBreed


Spreads shelving repellent.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 12:00 AM (r1z5A)

501 The slap that launched a thousand posts.

Already halfway there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 28, 2022 12:00 AM (SchxB)

502 If so, then I call total set up.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:58 PM (r1z5A)

...

No. Rock would had have to actually insulted Jada.

There's tons of black women who shave their head--how can she possibly be thin-skinned about being bald? Is she actually bald or does she shave it? Either way.

Rock called her an action star.

That's slap-worth?

Posted by: TexasDan at March 28, 2022 12:00 AM (aMA7g)

503 At least I ain't on double secret probation.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, That Foot is that other Guy at March 27, 2022 11:54 PM (x8Wzq)


That's the 'secret' part.

I would still recommend not dropping any bars of soap in the shower though.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2022 12:00 AM (F0YaR)

504
Any publicity is good publicity, they used to say. This does have the feel of an old school Hollywood publicity stunt.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 28, 2022 12:01 AM (Mzdiz)

505
I still think the "slap" is a hoax.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 12:01 AM (3Iwtu)

506 Will: Aw, shit man. I thought he was the fat lady. My bad.

*tucks cigar back in pocket*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, That Foot is that other Guy at March 28, 2022 12:01 AM (x8Wzq)

507 > Was Will Smith's post slap rant broadcast? If so and it was staged, the FCC would fine the crap out of the Oscars.

Censored in the US. Not censored in some other places, like Australia. Uncensored versions exist from outside the US.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 12:01 AM (i0wNm)

508 Must slap faster.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at March 28, 2022 12:02 AM (4I/2K)

509 I would still recommend not dropping any bars of soap in the shower though.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2022 12:00 AM (F0YaR)

Ha! Joke's on you. I never shower.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, That Foot is that other Guy at March 28, 2022 12:02 AM (x8Wzq)

510 Uh oh. Ace is up.

Everyone act like you're working.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:35 PM (XG2Fi)

The cats have given a half-hearted effort. They've conked out on me after 3 minutes of activity.

Posted by: pookysgirl, cat magnet at March 28, 2022 12:02 AM (XKZwp)

511
no, i just heard about it from Ethan Van Scvier
Posted by: Capital-A Ace


I heard it about from watching The Simpcast with Chrissie Mayr.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 12:03 AM (3Iwtu)

512 No. Rock would had have to actually insulted Jada.

There's tons of black women who shave their head--how can she possibly be thin-skinned about being bald? Is she actually bald or does she shave it? Either way.

Rock called her an action star.

That's slap-worth?
Posted by: TexasDan


If I raged stroked enough to physically assault someone, I sure as hell wouldn't be crying repentant a hour and a half later.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 12:03 AM (r1z5A)

513 Remember, punching a man is a fight, and the punchee still has honor whether he returns the punch or not. A slap is an insult, you don't slap an equal, only an inferior.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:03 AM (7bRMQ)

514

If The Boss really is here, I hasten to remind him it's late and he's got to get up at noon to start blogging...

Posted by: Zettai at March 28, 2022 12:05 AM (f4L2n)

515 I don't think Will Smith has made a movie I liked. Even his big box office hits. MIB, Independence Day.

Though I did like his song Miami enough that I downloaded it.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 12:05 AM (u5NuV)

516 Looks like Will punched the thread. Where did everybody go?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:05 AM (7bRMQ)

517 All lined up for Jada?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:07 AM (7bRMQ)

518 Hello in here!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:07 AM (7bRMQ)

519 Looks like Will punched the thread. Where did everybody go?
Posted by: OrangeEnt


They'll be back after they're done with the frame by frame analysis of the footage.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 12:07 AM (r1z5A)

520

Everyone's run off to view the red-carpet footage, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai at March 28, 2022 12:08 AM (f4L2n)

521 Looks like Will punched the thread. Where did everybody go?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:05 AM (7bRMQ)

Everyone is Kung Fu fighting...

Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2022 12:08 AM (5iUNf)

522 They'll be back after they're done with the frame by frame analysis of the footage.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 12:07 AM (r1z5A)

Time...

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:08 AM (7bRMQ)

523 LA police say they have not heard from Rock or his representatives and therefore have no involvement. Set up IMO. Who gets slapped in the face and has no pain reaction or marks after?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 28, 2022 12:08 AM (2Pbem)

524
Daily Mail, W. Smith Confrontation
https://archive.ph/vBgnh

Posted by: zigzag at March 28, 2022 12:08 AM (XRLQM)

525 They'll be back after they're done with the frame by frame analysis of the footage.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 12:07 AM (r1z5A)

to...

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:08 AM (7bRMQ)

526
Well, the japanese clip makes it seem more real, but only because what will smith yells afterward. Could be real fake-tough-guy anger.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 12:08 AM (3Iwtu)

527 They'll be back after they're done with the frame by frame analysis of the footage.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 12:07 AM (r1z5A)

pad...

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:09 AM (7bRMQ)

528 They'll be back after they're done with the frame by frame analysis of the footage.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 12:07 AM (r1z5A)

stats.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:09 AM (7bRMQ)

529 Jada Pinkett peaked with The Nutty Professor.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 12:09 AM (u5NuV)

530 Looks like Will punched the thread. Where did everybody go?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:05 AM (7bRMQ)

Looking up Jada Pinkett-Smith to see if the carpet matches the drapes?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2022 12:10 AM (P3gRi)

531 DSDP?
You have my attention...

Posted by: Jada P. at March 28, 2022 12:10 AM (U8XFF)

532 LA police say they have not heard from Rock or his representatives and therefore have no involvement. Set up IMO. Who gets slapped in the face and has no pain reaction or marks after?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 28, 2022 12:08 AM (2Pbem)

Was Vince McMahon spotted backstage?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:10 AM (7bRMQ)

533 If I raged stroked enough to physically assault someone, I sure as hell wouldn't be crying repentant a hour and a half later.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 12:03 AM (r1z5A)

Same here, I'd be in cuffs. (The night Pooky overdosed I almost decked his superintendent in the ER, because in my mind [still] he pushed Pooky in that direction. Thank God, literally, that I was holding my 4-year-old's hand and her being there stopped me.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying not to hold a grudge (and failing) at March 28, 2022 12:11 AM (XKZwp)

534
If will smith didn't scream the f-ing word, I'd day it was definitely a hoax.

But using the f-ing word in the manner he did cast a pall on the show. That's not something they'd wish to do if this was staged for the show's benefit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 12:11 AM (3Iwtu)

535 Charlie Murphy! Slap!

Posted by: Rick James at March 28, 2022 12:11 AM (WWEIB)

536 Rock ain't going to sue or file charges even if it was real.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 12:12 AM (u5NuV)

537 514 You must learn its riddle, Conan. You must learn its discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. [ Points to Ace's hash ] Conan's Father : This you can trust.

Hey. I'm just quoting history.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2022 12:12 AM (F0YaR)

538
They'll be back after they're done with the frame by frame analysis of the footage.
Posted by: Some Rat


Zapruder 2022

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2022 12:12 AM (63Dwl)

539 But using the f-ing word in the manner he did cast a pall on the show. That's not something they'd wish to do if this was staged for the show's benefit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 12:11 AM (3Iwtu)

They're rich, they're famous, they control culture. Doesn't mean they ain't stupid.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:12 AM (7bRMQ)

540 536 Rock ain't going to sue or file charges even if it was real.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 12:12 AM (u5NuV)


Yeah...he's a professional smartass, this sort of thing just adds to his brand.

Posted by: CppThis at March 28, 2022 12:12 AM (UewuT)

541 Fake fight.

Posted by: Milly Vanilly at March 28, 2022 12:13 AM (4I/2K)

542 LA police say they have not heard from Rock or his representatives and therefore have no involvement. Set up IMO. Who gets slapped in the face and has no pain reaction or marks after?

Posted by: Jen the original


The police arresting people based on video evidence would set a bad example.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 12:13 AM (r1z5A)

543 Yeah, I'm socking him. So what?

Posted by: Will Smith at March 28, 2022 12:13 AM (7bRMQ)

544
But isn't this Typical?

Once again, the Media foisted upon us something to "care about" or take notice of, AND they gave us something to "take sides" over. Because that's all we -- we must "take sides" on every stupid issue that comes across our screens.

Obviously, I'm going to be Chris Rock's side, while leftist shits will take will smith's side.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 12:14 AM (3Iwtu)

545 You weren't socking, bro.

Posted by: Chris Rock at March 28, 2022 12:14 AM (7bRMQ)

546 The police arresting people based on video evidence would set a bad example.
Posted by: Some Rat


Come on man...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 12:14 AM (hOUT3)

547 Remember, punching a man is a fight, and the punchee still has honor whether he returns the punch or not. A slap is an insult, you don't slap an equal, only an inferior.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
-------
Heh. I just recalled the slap scene in 'Trinty is still my name':
https://tinyurl.com/5n78b2kx

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2022 12:15 AM (sTOQ8)

548 Yeah...he's a professional smartass, this sort of thing just adds to his brand.
Posted by: CppThis at March 28, 2022 12:12 AM (UewuT)

--------

He didn't look like he was in on it. There was a very awkward moment as he tries to make light if it and then moves on to the nominees of the next category.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 28, 2022 12:15 AM (XG2Fi)

549
Willie just said something about "Love makes you do crazy things". Yep, total stunt.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 28, 2022 12:16 AM (Mzdiz)

550 Heh. I just recalled the slap scene in 'Trinty is still my name':
https://tinyurl.com/5n78b2kx

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2022 12:15 AM (sTOQ

That was funny.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:16 AM (7bRMQ)

551

He Who Gets Slapped

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0014972

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2022 12:16 AM (63Dwl)

552
I would've shot him.

Nobody talks about my spanish wife like that. Nobody.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at March 28, 2022 12:16 AM (3Iwtu)

553 Real? Fake? Oscars? I do not care.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2022 12:16 AM (sTOQ8)

554 I'm still pissed at Smith for I Am Legend.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 12:16 AM (u5NuV)

555 Heh. I just recalled the slap scene in 'Trinty is still my name':
https://tinyurl.com/5n78b2kx
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Heh, my brain went to the South Park episode with the "slapping dad".

Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 12:17 AM (r1z5A)

556 Nobody talks about my spanish wife like that. Nobody.
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at March 28, 2022 12:16 AM (3Iwtu)

---------

That's Hilariass

Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 28, 2022 12:17 AM (XG2Fi)

557 Tread lightly Mr. Smith. That 10 figure life insurance plan we took out on you is temping right now.

Posted by: jewish lightning machine at March 28, 2022 12:17 AM (U8XFF)

558 I would've shot him.

Nobody talks about my spanish wife like that. Nobody.
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at March 28, 2022 12:16 AM (3Iwtu)

Hah good one.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 12:17 AM (u5NuV)

559
Excuse me. Excuse me.

Accidentally, of course.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at March 28, 2022 12:18 AM (3Iwtu)

560 Love light rain we're having. It's been awhile.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 12:18 AM (KAi1n)

561 She's not Spanish, Alec. At best, she's Esperanto.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2022 12:18 AM (XG2Fi)

562 I would've shot him.

Nobody talks about my spanish wife like that. Nobody.
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at March 28, 2022 12:16 AM (3Iwtu)

But good to go on your thoughtless little pig daughter, right?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2022 12:20 AM (4I/2K)

563 She's not Spanish, Alec. At best, she's Esperanto.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2022 12:18 AM (XG2Fi)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2022 12:20 AM (P3gRi)

564
Alternate post title for Ace, tomorrow:

Everybody Will Smith Hates Chris

Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at March 28, 2022 12:20 AM (3Iwtu)

565 550 Heh. I just recalled the slap scene in 'Trinty is still my name':
https://tinyurl.com/5n78b2kx

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2022 12:15 AM (sTOQ


Man oh man -- I thought I was the onliest one on this blog to have seen all 3 Trinity westerns.

Funny stuff.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2022 12:23 AM (F0YaR)

566
Heh. I just recalled the slap scene in 'Trinty is still my name':
https://tinyurl.com/5n78b2kx
Posted by: Mike Hammer


He did that routine in several movies.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2022 12:26 AM (63Dwl)

567
She's not Spanish, Alec. At best, she's Esperanto.
Posted by: Cicero


Excuse me. Excuse me.
You keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at March 28, 2022 12:27 AM (3Iwtu)

568 Well, sleep has overtaken me. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2022 12:27 AM (P3gRi)

569 "Blind psychic Baba Vanga - who is known as the 'Nostradamus of the Balkans' and correctly predicted 9/11 - claims Russian president Vladimir Putin will become 'Lord of the World'...Vanga is believed to have a knack for predicting major events across the globe, namely the 9/11 terrorist attacks in New York.

It is claimed that during her 50-year career, she also predicted the Coronavirus pandemic, Chernobyl disaster in Ukraine in 1986 and the death of Princess Diana in 1997.

The psychic reportedly predicted the Covid outbreak 'years ago' when she warned: 'The corona will be all over us.'"

Died 25 years ago

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2022 12:27 AM (V13WU)

570
Excuse me.

https://youtu.be/P05NM3iXK6U?t=43

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at March 28, 2022 12:28 AM (3Iwtu)

571 'One of the prophecies which didn't come true was that the 45th president of the United States was to be 'faced with a crisis' that would 'bring the country down' - but America is still standing despite some challenges faced during Trump's time in office. '


hmmmm...you can say that might have come true in a way...

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2022 12:29 AM (V13WU)

572 The psychic reportedly predicted the Covid outbreak 'years ago' when she warned: 'The corona will be all over us.'


Also, the beer, the sun, and the Paolo.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2022 12:29 AM (4I/2K)

573 good thing America is so resilient !

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2022 12:29 AM (V13WU)

574 Dude does not know how to slap a bitch.

Posted by: Ike Turner at March 28, 2022 12:31 AM (9unzF)

575 The Corona was all over me a few years ago. See, I'd had a few too many, and was trying to do the thing with the lime, and wound up making a big mess.

Posted by: CppThis at March 28, 2022 12:32 AM (UewuT)

576
I would like to see that "psychic's" exact phrasing of these predictions. I'm sure they are sufficiently vague that many things can be shoehorned into them.

Like Nostradamus's writings.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 28, 2022 12:32 AM (Mzdiz)

577 The EITC is infuriating but nothing new. Tht shit have been around for 20 or 30 years.

In modern America if you pay taxes you are a chump.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 12:36 AM (f9EKv)

578 Well, if you cannot trust obscure Eastern European mystics, who can you trust?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 28, 2022 12:36 AM (KFhLj)

579 Dr. Fauci was interviewed in early 2017 when he announced, without fanfare, that DJT would be confronted with a pandemic.
This was all planned, in advance, for years and years.
The video has been scrubbed.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 28, 2022 12:36 AM (jTmQV)

580 Smith's wife has already made a fool of him with their "open marriage."
Him playing Capt. Save-a-Ho isn't gonna help much now.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 28, 2022 12:37 AM (vuisn)

581 What is that man doing in the sewer? Is there gold in there?

I've never heard about there being a cult of hot sewer chicks, but I'm intrigued.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 28, 2022 12:38 AM (S3EUx)

582 580 Smith's wife has already made a fool of him with their "open marriage."
Him playing Capt. Save-a-Ho isn't gonna help much now.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 28, 2022 12:37 AM (vuisn)

Will Simp

Posted by: 29Victor at March 28, 2022 12:38 AM (BJKQV)

583 Remember, punching a man is a fight, and the punchee still has honor whether he returns the punch or not. A slap is an insult, you don't slap an equal, only an inferior.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


To slap a man in public was the original definition of hubris, A public shaming of a man.

That said... FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEE!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2022 12:40 AM (p6Md5)

584 Noticing Will Smith hit Chris Rock is racist, honkies.

Posted by: Mayor Groot at March 28, 2022 12:41 AM (8E+wy)

585 Smith stood up for his wife who had been publicly humiliated over her hair loss by Chris Rock. I'm at a loss for the best superlative to use here.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 12:41 AM (KAi1n)

586 Smith stood up for his wife who had been publicly humiliated over her hair loss by Chris Rock. I'm at a loss for the best superlative to use here.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 12:41 AM (KAi1n)

A Bald Win?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:42 AM (7bRMQ)

587 I'm at a loss for the best superlative to use here.
Posted by: SFGoth


The superlative is 'fakest of fakey-fake-fakes.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2022 12:42 AM (p6Md5)

588
Smith stood up for his wife who had been publicly humiliated over her hair loss by Chris Rock.

lol
Good spin.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at March 28, 2022 12:43 AM (3Iwtu)

589 The superlative is 'fakest of fakey-fake-fakes.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2022 12:42 AM (p6Md5)

I think the winner of the poll was Fakey McFakeface.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:43 AM (7bRMQ)

590 When a powerful rich man, at an industry event, can publically slap a smaller man who is unable to either defend himself or strike back and know that he will suffer no social, occupational or legal repercussions...that's privilege.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 28, 2022 12:44 AM (BJKQV)

591 584 Noticing Will Smith hit Chris Rock is racist, honkies.
Posted by: Mayor Groot at March 28, 2022 12:41 AM (8E+wy)


Mutual combat!!!

Posted by: CppThis at March 28, 2022 12:44 AM (UewuT)

592 582 580 Smith's wife has already made a fool of him with their "open marriage."
Him playing Capt. Save-a-Ho isn't gonna help much now.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 28, 2022 12:37 AM (vuisn)

Will Simp
Posted by: 29Victo

LMAO

Posted by: dad life enjoyer at March 28, 2022 12:44 AM (lheE0)

593
Like Nostradamus's writings.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion


Nostradamus predicted the Smith-Rock War of 2022.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2022 12:44 AM (63Dwl)

594 "Cuck" is trending on twitter
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:45 PM (0G13K)

You did it, Ace.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022 12:45 AM (ybIRR)

595
Donny Osmond's PR bunch wanted to set up a drug bust scandal for him back in the early '80s. They wanted to rehabilitate his squeaky clean image and make a bad boy out of him: "Donny Osmond arrested for drugs!"

He refused to do it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 28, 2022 12:45 AM (Mzdiz)

596 588
Smith stood up for his wife who had been publicly humiliated over her hair loss by Chris Rock.

lol
Good spin.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at March 28, 2022 12:43 AM (3Iwtu)

Smith laughed at the joke and got scolded by his cuckolding wife so he went after Chris to get out of trouble.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 28, 2022 12:46 AM (BJKQV)

597 >> Nostradamus predicted the Smith-Rock War of 2022.

I'm sure you could find something in those cryptic quatrains that you could make fit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 28, 2022 12:46 AM (Mzdiz)

598 "90s actor Will Smith"

From that decade when movies were worth arguing over.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022 12:47 AM (ybIRR)

599 They'll be back after they're done with the frame by frame analysis of the footage.

If you look closely there's a second slap coming from the grassy knoll

Posted by: Methos at March 28, 2022 12:47 AM (kOpft)

600 "Blind psychic Baba Vanga - who is known as the 'Nostradamus of the Balkans' and correctly predicted 9/11 - claims Russian president Vladimir Putin will become 'Lord of the World'...Vanga is believed to have a knack for predicting major events across the globe, namely the 9/11 terrorist attacks in New York.

It is claimed that during her 50-year career, she also predicted the Coronavirus pandemic, Chernobyl disaster in Ukraine in 1986 and the death of Princess Diana in 1997.

The psychic reportedly predicted the Covid outbreak 'years ago' when she warned: 'The corona will be all over us.'"

Died 25 years ago
Posted by: runner

Lightweight.

Posted by: Bill Cooper at March 28, 2022 12:47 AM (lheE0)

601 "Actual Sport News"

Off-year World Cup Modern Pentathlon in Cairo, only one US male and one US female sent. In the "Mixed Relay" equestrian stage, where you draw straws for the horse and tack (gone after next Olympics), US woman likes the horse on the warm-up run, gets ready, and the provided left stirrup strap snaps, stirrup falls off. She can't take a zero, doesn't want to risk another horse, so she calls the coach over and has him remove the other stirrup.

Rode the jumps without stirrups. Clean ride, perfect score. Daughter and granddaughter of Western Slope barrel racers. "Learned to rope and ride."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 28, 2022 12:47 AM (videA)

602 Willie just said something about "Love makes you do crazy things". Yep, total stunt.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 28, 2022 12:16 AM (Mzdiz)

At least he didn't jump on a couch. They never, never forgive or forget that.

Posted by: Tom Cruise at March 28, 2022 12:48 AM (8E+wy)

603 Him playing Capt. Save-a-Ho isn't gonna help much now.
Posted by: Dr. Varno
___

LOL

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 28, 2022 12:48 AM (V9KQP)

604 I think the winner of the poll was Fakey McFakeface.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


I thought that boat sank.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2022 12:50 AM (p6Md5)

605 (Holds envelope to forehead) I have been predicting that Ukraine Affair would be found in Nostradamus by now. But you know, this thing isn't over until someone calls the Ukrainians "plucky." That's the sign.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 28, 2022 12:52 AM (videA)

606 I'm sure you could find something in those cryptic quatrains that you could make fit.

When the solar illness wanes
The young pup will scorn the lioness
Rousing the ire of her aging mate
And all the world will murmur and twitter

Posted by: Methos at March 28, 2022 12:53 AM (kOpft)

607 Will Smith has Prudential insurance.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 12:54 AM (KAi1n)

608 606 I'm sure you could find something in those cryptic quatrains that you could make fit.

When the solar illness wanes
The young pup will scorn the lioness
Rousing the ire of her aging mate
And all the world will murmur and twitter
Posted by: Methos at March 28, 2022 12:53 AM (kOpft)

Isn't that Blue Oyster Cult?

Posted by: 29Victor at March 28, 2022 12:57 AM (BJKQV)

609 No, that's Iron Maiden - you can clearly sense the very, very slight gallop in the cadence.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 01:00 AM (KAi1n)

610 'One of the prophecies which didn't come true was that the 45th president of the United States was to be 'faced with a crisis' that would 'bring the country down' - but America is still standing despite some challenges faced during Trump's time in office.'

hmmmm...you can say that might have come true in a way...
Posted by: runner


It depends how the prophecy counts presidents. Trump was #45 because Cleveland was both 22 and 24. If Cleveland only counts once, then the current occupant is #45, and the prophecy has time yet.

Posted by: mikeski at March 28, 2022 01:01 AM (P1f+c)

611 So, the highlight of the Oscars is not a good movie, but a Cuck Fight.

OK then... that's ALL I need to know about Hollyweird.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 28, 2022 01:01 AM (oHd/0)

612 Considering the Oscars was support the Ukraine and WWIII night, I highly doubt it was fake.
It's funny tho because Will Smith cucked the NeoCons.

Posted by: dad life enjoyer at March 28, 2022 01:02 AM (lheE0)

613 I'll give Will Smith props if he was able to stick his filthy wienie into Margot Robbie. Otherwise, he's a goof.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 28, 2022 01:03 AM (S3EUx)

614 Manchin said he willing to go along with Biden and the GND. In exchange he will get some promises to some day maybe allow more drilling on federal lands. So looks like build back better is back from the dead.

I hope every fucking coal miner in WVA who voted for him starves once his mine closes.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 01:03 AM (f9EKv)

615 569 Died 25 years ago

death isn't the handicap it used to be.

Posted by: Arnold J. Rimmer, BSc SSc at March 28, 2022 01:03 AM (edU/H)

616 Well I just download the whole 508 page USAF illustrated parts breakdown TO 1-B26K-4 for the On Mark Counter Invader. *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 01:04 AM (sVaFQ)

617 Smith/Rock? Rock/Smith?

The ONLY opinion that I'll look to here, is when SLAPweasel weighs in.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 01:04 AM (QzJWU)

618 He refused to do it.
Posted by: publius

He refused to get caught snorting No-Doz.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 01:05 AM (KAi1n)

619 Okay, so the GOPe is (always) asking for money.
Why not give it to them?
Run to a dollar store's toy section and buy some play money.
Slip one of the bills into an envelope and mail it to them. (Don't lick the envelope to seal it, that's just gross. Also, that DNA thing and all. Let the dog lick it.)
If the bill has 'Made in China' printed on it, be sure to highlight it. (That makes a point in itself.)

And, don't forget the Climate Change lefties. Send them imaginary money to help solve their imaginary crisis.

Posted by: the last to post at March 28, 2022 01:05 AM (+EFsm)

620 To slap a man in public was the original definition of hubris, A public shaming of a man.

That said... FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEE!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2022 12:40 AM (p6Md5)

I remember a certain Slap Fight Video here... that got a lot of people threatened with Bannination!

How... prophetic.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 28, 2022 01:05 AM (oHd/0)

621 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at March 28, 2022 01:06 AM (x8kT3)

622 615 569 Died 25 years ago

death isn't the handicap it used to be.
Posted by: Arnold J. Rimmer, BSc SSc at March 28, 2022 01:03 AM (edU/H)

I'm feeling better....

Posted by: Bring out yer Covid Patients... at March 28, 2022 01:06 AM (oHd/0)

623 Maiden? Somebody say Iron Maiden?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 01:09 AM (VwHCD)

624 623 Maiden? Somebody say Iron Maiden?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 01:09 AM (VwHC)

Excellent!

Posted by: Bill & Ted at March 28, 2022 01:10 AM (8E+wy)

625 Eisenmadel?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 01:11 AM (sVaFQ)

626 623 Maiden? Somebody say Iron Maiden?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 01:09 AM (VwHCD)

/Air Guitar!

Posted by: Bring out yer Covid Patients... at March 28, 2022 01:15 AM (oHd/0)

627 I have officially seen every fucking thing. The sick part, I have everything here to do this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUjB94N4yco

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 01:20 AM (VwHCD)

628 Berserker, you're a fan Iron Gallop?

Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 01:20 AM (KAi1n)

629 38 One consolation: Yuri Kochiyama is old and frail, and soon will be joining her heroes in Hell.
----
That.
The article referred to it as He !!

Posted by: Ciampino at March 28, 2022 01:22 AM (qfLjt)

630 Berserker, you're a fan Iron Gallop?

Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 01:20 AM (KAi1n)

Is a pig's ass pork? There would be no maiden without the gallop. I did a short stint in a maiden cover band some years back. that shit is part of my soul.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 01:24 AM (VwHCD)

631 >>>I have officially seen every fucking thing. The sick part, I have everything here to do this.

>After two minutes, the bike started belching smoke and spewing oil.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 28, 2022 01:25 AM (S3EUx)

632 619 Okay, so the GOPe is (always) asking for money.
Why not give it to them?
And, don't forget the Climate Change lefties. Send them imaginary money to help solve their imaginary crisis.
----
Excellent idea except it's a waste of my ever more expensive postage stamps.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 28, 2022 01:26 AM (qfLjt)

633 >After two minutes, the bike started belching smoke and spewing oil.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 28, 2022 01:25 AM (S3EUx)

Not that one. Evo sportster. It got valve seals, oil tight, and a pretty good tune to idle like that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 01:28 AM (VwHCD)

634 Berserker.

Go through the Knucklehead, Panhead, Shovel and later.

What do you think what was the best LOOKING H-D series of engines? Hell with how they ran, lasted, performed, etc.

Which was the H-D propulsive Eye Candy?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 01:32 AM (QzJWU)

635 585 Smith stood up for his wife who had been publicly humiliated over her hair loss by Chris Rock. I'm at a loss for the best superlative to use here.
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"Scientifically?" Capillary action.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 28, 2022 01:34 AM (qfLjt)

636 My favorite Maiden song is 2 Minutes to Midnight! Awesome drum intro. But i'm not a hardcore fan.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 01:34 AM (KAi1n)

637 Berserker.

Go through the Knucklehead, Panhead, Shovel and later.

What do you think what was the best LOOKING H-D series of engines? Hell with how they ran, lasted, performed, etc.

Which was the H-D propulsive Eye Candy?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Well, I had them all. Hands down I love the panhead as far as looks go. The knuck is also pretty cool. I should have never sold the ones I had.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 01:36 AM (VwHCD)

638 Is a pig's ass pork? ROFL. I have to use that one.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 01:36 AM (KAi1n)

639 575 The Corona was all over me a few years ago. See, I'd had a few too many, and was trying to do the thing with the lime, and wound up making a big mess.
----
What, you put lime in the coconut?

Posted by: Ciampino at March 28, 2022 01:36 AM (qfLjt)

640 My favorite Maiden song is 2 Minutes to Midnight! Awesome drum intro. But i'm not a hardcore fan.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 01:34 AM (KAi1n)

I love playing that one. Ironically, no gallop in that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 01:37 AM (VwHCD)

641 565 550 Heh. I just recalled the slap scene in 'Trinty is still my name':
https://tinyurl.com/5n78b2kx

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2022 12:15 AM (sTOQ

Man oh man -- I thought I was the onliest one on this blog to have seen all 3 Trinity westerns.

Funny stuff.
----
Nope I have seen them too. When Terence Hill takes a bath, then shakes the dust out of his shirt before putting it back on ... LOL.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 28, 2022 01:39 AM (qfLjt)

642 *giggles*

TO 1B-26K-4 Fig 86 Index #9 is labeled as: Ash Receiver, Tobacco.

It is on the center console between the pilot and co-pilot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 01:42 AM (sVaFQ)

643 Will -

I know how you feel.

Posted by: General Patton at March 28, 2022 01:46 AM (arJlL)

644 "Ash receiver, tobacco" - that MUST have been the inspiration for post-war head shops.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 01:49 AM (KAi1n)

645 Panhead Uber Alles, it is, then. And we agree.

I'd LOVE to see a modernized Panhead stuffed into an H-D ServiCar trike.

The sidevalve 750 was the basis of the XR-750 to be sure, but it's just not a Big Twin, in function or form.

And I can't even keep up with the new stuff H-D is putting onto the streets. The mind, it boggles!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 01:50 AM (QzJWU)

646 Lots of people getting caught up in triviality here tonight.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 28, 2022 01:56 AM (KATBx)

647 Hiya IG !

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 01:58 AM (arJlL)

648 Panhead Uber Alles, it is, then. And we agree.

I'd LOVE to see a modernized Panhead stuffed into an H-D ServiCar trike.

The sidevalve 750 was the basis of the XR-750 to be sure, but it's just not a Big Twin, in function or form.

And I can't even keep up with the new stuff H-D is putting onto the streets. The mind, it boggles!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Not hard to do actually. S&S makes what they call special construction Panhead engine cases. Its a set of panhead cases, but the left side case uses an alternator like the newer engines, so that means it can use the longer engine shaft of the 1970-up electric start bikes, and that means it can be bolted up to the modern 5 or 6 speed trans with the modern drive line, and seeing that from the knuckled all the way up to the evo motor uses the same motor mount pattern you can stick that motor in just about any frame and bolt it right up to whatever drive system it has. The sevi-car was a 45, so it won't fit, BUT you can get frame that would fit it, and just build the retro bike around it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 01:58 AM (VwHCD)

649 There are errors in this 1965 T.O.

Errors as in left overs from the A-26 days.

For example the right hand jump seat since the original Invader only had one pilot, the K was configured for two pilots hence two seats.

The most glaring error is the figures showing how an A-26 could carry internally two Mk XIII torpedoes.

Yeah drop a couple torpedoes on Charlie on the Ho Chi Mihn Trail to sink those trucks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 01:58 AM (sVaFQ)

650 Good thing Chris Rock didn't make a joke about Alec Baldwin's wife !

Posted by: Ciampino at March 28, 2022 02:01 AM (qfLjt)

651 Good thing Chris Rock didn't make a joke about Alec Baldwin's wife !

A shot rang out! Then Hillarity ensued!

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 02:02 AM (sVaFQ)

652 Actually, the bike nick cage uses in ghost rider has a special construction pan motor.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 02:03 AM (VwHCD)

653 Berserker, calling his dog.....odin knucklehead kerrang,
get yer ass over here!

Posted by: choogle at March 28, 2022 02:04 AM (trGeO)

654 Berserker.

While I would never want a Gold Wing trike, cause I don't wear SAS nursing home shoes (yet)..

I'd dig an H-D trike with some seriously modern propulsion, and whatever three-wheeled upgrades might be stolen from the State of the Art roadgoing trike platforms. True differentials, disc-brakes, and Independent Rear Suspensions, chief amongst them.

Oh, and today's standard slightly raked out triple trees to make a trike/sidecar easier to handle, and a bit of a rear suspension stretch to ad about 4" to the wheelbase, same reasons.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 02:05 AM (QzJWU)

655 Oh, and today's standard slightly raked out triple trees to make a trike/sidecar easier to handle, and a bit of a rear suspension stretch to ad about 4" to the wheelbase, same reasons.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 02:05 AM (QzJWU)

The older HD's like the panheads actually had adjustable rake trees for use with side cars.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 02:09 AM (VwHCD)

656 ..Yeah drop a couple torpedoes on Charlie on the Ho Chi Mihn Trail to sink those trucks. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 01:58 AM (sVaFQ)

Thought you knew that they were dropping those torpedoes against the North Vietnamese Navy Sampans in all those brown water rivers?

Nah, they didn't expect the torpedoes to "run hot and true". They just hoped the damn things would land on top of the Sampan and crush it down to the riverbed. Where it would KaBoom all the "bring back" guns the G.I.s had stored up from canoe drops, for later retrieval.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 02:11 AM (QzJWU)

657 I get to be a consultant on an engine overhaul as the result of a conversation with a really nice gentleman owns a '50 Ford Custom with an overheating flathead V8.

He's been chasing the problem, was at Autozone with the car and I admired it. The conversation dalt with the overheat issue. Upshot was they're going to pull the engine and I was asked if I'd like to participate.

Absolutely yes I would.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 28, 2022 02:14 AM (KATBx)

658 ..The older HD's like the panheads actually had adjustable rake trees for use with side cars. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 02:09 AM (VwHCD)

Compared to today's $2,000 raked triple tree aftermarket assemblies.

Bass. Turds.

/hasta la nite nite Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 02:14 AM (QzJWU)

659 Is not Miklos

Posted by: Miklos is LIAR at March 28, 2022 02:15 AM (QzkSJ)

660 239 That final picture in this thread, who among us has not been in a sinking SUV surrounded by mud, having to break out the window to escape certain death?
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But he saved the beer first, you notice.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 28, 2022 02:16 AM (qfLjt)

661 /hasta la nite nite Horde!


Jim

Well, that's it folks

When Jim sinks and ONY, It's sunk.

Posted by: Miklos, strapped to the mast at March 28, 2022 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)

662 Hiya is not !

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 02:21 AM (arJlL)

663 I get to be a consultant on an engine overhaul as the result of a conversation with a really nice gentleman owns a '50 Ford Custom with an overheating flathead V8.

He's been chasing the problem, was at Autozone with the car and I admired it. The conversation dalt with the overheat issue. Upshot was they're going to pull the engine and I was asked if I'd like to participate.

Absolutely yes I would.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 28, 2022 02:14 AM (KATBx)

Those a frigging cool. Man though, many reasons why those can overheat, a lot that might be cured without yanking the engine, unless he exhausted all the easy fixes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 02:21 AM (VwHCD)

664 @660 "It's a Jeep thing..."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 28, 2022 02:22 AM (videA)

665 But he saved the beer first, you notice.
Posted by: Ciampino

His Mama raised him rite

Posted by: Miklos, Valu-Rite valued repeat customer at March 28, 2022 02:22 AM (QzkSJ)

666 JT

Posted by: not hiya at March 28, 2022 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)

667
I'm leaning to Not Fake, now.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 28, 2022 02:24 AM (PH356)

668 I'm leaning to Not Fake, now.

Posted by: Soothsayer

Get the bra fully off and report back

Posted by: Coach Mikloskzryscewski at March 28, 2022 02:26 AM (QzkSJ)

669 181 177

I can't recall when I'd last seen a current film in a movie house...
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:36 PM (/zLl2)
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Last one I saw was Skyfall.

I saw Midway a couple three times. Before that I think it was Fury. Stuff just doesn't seem interesting, and certainly not interesting enough to give that industry any money.

Posted by: azjaeger at March 28, 2022 02:27 AM (3/XaG)

670 When Jim sinks and ONY, It's sunk.
Posted by: Miklos, strapped to the mast

One suspects that Miklos has been drinking

Posted by: Alternate Universe non-bearded Miklos at March 28, 2022 02:28 AM (QzkSJ)

671
Okay, well, it took them a couple of hours, but the left wing twitter made it All About Race.

The Oscars was 75% black, tonight, but, somehow, one black hollywood celery slapping another black celery was...white supremacy.

One twitter shithead tweets: "No way Will Smith does that to a white comedian. He wouldn't have even made it to the stage."

You see, that was "allowed" to happen by the "white Academy show" because it was black-on-black.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 28, 2022 02:30 AM (PH356)

672 190 Tuned into the Oscar's just to see how bad it was...
What's worse than a dumpster fire?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM

A dumpster fire at a mercaptan plant?

Particularly when it spreads to a storage tank.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 28, 2022 02:31 AM (qfLjt)

673 @663

He's already done the water pumps, stats, boiled the rad.

I told him to get a digital thermometer and shoot the block with it behind the pumps and ahead of the starter, bet he'll find hot spots which indicate core sand, blockage, a pretty common issue with flatties.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 28, 2022 02:32 AM (KATBx)

674 *flicks marble*

*a big, sweet Cat's eye*

For all the marbles

Posted by: nine year old Miklos at March 28, 2022 02:32 AM (QzkSJ)

675
In other words, the racist Academy done did it to the blacks, again! They somehow connived will smith into hitting chris rock just to give Whitey some minstrel entertainment!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 28, 2022 02:33 AM (PH356)

676 Irongrampa!

Listen to this man.

Or suffer the Consequences of Great Foolishness


Posted by: twenty-nine year old Miklos at March 28, 2022 02:34 AM (QzkSJ)

677 https://tinyurl.com/2p9fdzjy
Already posted on food thread but if didn't see it
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 02:34 AM (2JoB8)

678
lol, someone said will smith's marriage is open to everything...

except jokes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 28, 2022 02:35 AM (PH356)

679 Posted by: Skip

BACK TO BED YOUNG MAN!

You have to school people on Monday

Posted by: Miklos has been stocking up on pancake mix at March 28, 2022 02:39 AM (QzkSJ)

680 Wow Applebee's is retarded.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 28, 2022 02:41 AM (dNqv+)

681
He's already done the water pumps, stats, boiled the rad.

I told him to get a digital thermometer and shoot the block with it behind the pumps and ahead of the starter, bet he'll find hot spots which indicate core sand, blockage, a pretty common issue with flatties.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 28, 2022 02:32 AM (KATBx)

Yup, thats all the easy fixes, lol. I wonder if he checked the timing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 02:42 AM (VwHCD)

682 Wow Applebee's is retarded.

Explain, and you will Get VIP Card!

Posted by: Ruby Tuesdays at March 28, 2022 02:43 AM (QzkSJ)

683 I think Wil Smith should dedicate that fake slap to Jesse Smollett.

"That's how you act, son!"

Posted by: RickZ at March 28, 2022 02:43 AM (ldL4g)

684
Complete photo sequence--
https://archive.ph/Q8cvA

Similar to the Sourpuss who tried to
bend Gov. DeSantis to her will, when
he gave students the choice to de-mask.

Posted by: zigzag at March 28, 2022 02:47 AM (RO1lI)

685 I think Wil Smith should dedicate that fake slap to Jesse Smollett.

"That's how you act, son!"
Posted by: RickZ


https://tinyurl.com/ywpat2wy

Posted by: Miklos, who has been known to consort with thespians at March 28, 2022 02:47 AM (QzkSJ)

686 Wow Applebee's is retarded.

Explain, and you will Get VIP Card!

Posted by: Ruby Tuesdays at March 28, 2022 02:43 AM (QzkSJ)

Crapplebees.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 02:49 AM (VwHCD)

687 I friend said years ago " I love Applebees...I love the concept"

Great guy, Methodist minister turned professional poker player...

I had to question his faith on that

Posted by: Miklos, who has met all kinda interesting peoples at March 28, 2022 02:53 AM (QzkSJ)

688 I just axed

Darleen and the whole Waffle House Family consider Applebees as for downscale loser wannabees

Posted by: Miklos, with Hot Parking lot Truth at March 28, 2022 02:56 AM (QzkSJ)

689 Tis time. I'll give updates on the Ford fix, I really think my diagnosis was correct. We'll see.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe,stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 28, 2022 02:59 AM (KATBx)

690 Night IGP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 28, 2022 02:59 AM (dNqv+)

691 Charleen says Hooters might be worse.

She would know, she and Sharleen both "worked" there

Posted by: Miklos, I don't think they worked, so much as :workin' it: at March 28, 2022 03:00 AM (QzkSJ)

692 I think IGP should partner with the My Pillow Guy to sell comforters.

Posted by: Miklosian Guerilla Marketing SA de CV at March 28, 2022 03:06 AM (QzkSJ)

693 If three in a row, might as well be 12000

Or none

Posted by: Miklos, recalling the Ancient Days of 1000 comment ONTs at March 28, 2022 03:10 AM (QzkSJ)

694 Come on people, I can't just play with myself

Posted by: Miklos, low and slow at March 28, 2022 03:11 AM (QzkSJ)

695 Probably was just my subconscious mind telling me it's time to get up and see the ONT! Wheee! ONT!
Posted by: mindful webworker - picked the wrong century to give up psychedelics? at March 27, 2022 09:53

LMAO, mw. You have always entertained me. One smart dude, I know at least back to the Rombley critter running for prez, prolly before, my memory is hazy some days.

Hope all is well w/ you and yours, keep on keeping on.

Posted by: Farmer at March 28, 2022 03:18 AM (55Qr6)

696 Come on people, I can't just play with myself

Posted by: Miklos, low and slow at March 28, 2022 03:11 AM (QzkSJ)


Broken hands?

Posted by: RickZ at March 28, 2022 03:18 AM (ldL4g)

697 Whan the droghte of Marche hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich licour,
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan Miklosious eek with his swete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and heeth

From Every internet connected shire
To ONT of Canterburys they wend

Posted by: Miklos, Old Skool at March 28, 2022 03:18 AM (QzkSJ)

698 Broken hands?
Posted by: RickZ

Just lazy

Posted by: Miklos is really that lazy at March 28, 2022 03:20 AM (QzkSJ)

699 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 03:25 AM (arJlL)

700 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 03:27 AM (arJlL)

701 Broken hands?
Posted by: RickZ
------
Just lazy

Posted by: Miklos is really that lazy at March 28, 2022 03:20 AM (QzkSJ)


Jada Pinkett-Smith is available for your self-pleasuring pleasure. Now with free slap.

Posted by: RickZ at March 28, 2022 03:27 AM (ldL4g)

702 Skip-

We're not gonna get malaria today.

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 03:28 AM (arJlL)

703 I see that guy in the vehicle buried in mud and the first thing that comes to mind?

Shitter's full!

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 28, 2022 03:28 AM (X8XYH)

704 Shitter's full!

Act Presidential !

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 03:29 AM (arJlL)

705 President's diaper is full?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 28, 2022 03:31 AM (X8XYH)

706 OFFICIAL NOTICE

Any all all promises or ga-ron-tees of fresh okra and/or any other fruit, vegetable, and/or fruit and/or vegetable type item are hereby cancelled, annulled, and quitclaimed, and other legal Whatnot.

The part of the family that inherited the Biltmore House and some acreage have been helpful.

The Publius and Duchess scions inherited the rest, and have donated their 17,000 acres to a Nature Reserve run by notorious Democrats.

Posted by: Miklos, probably false and defamatory at March 28, 2022 03:31 AM (QzkSJ)

707 'Night Horde !

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 03:34 AM (arJlL)

708 notorious Democrats.

Posted by: Miklos, probably false and defamatory at March 28, 2022 03:31 AM (QzkSJ)


Repeating yourself again? Having a Biden presidential moment? C'mon man, stop saying that, you know, that thing!

Posted by: RickZ at March 28, 2022 03:34 AM (ldL4g)

709 'Night Horde !
Posted by: JT


Having a Biden presidential moment? C'mon man, stop saying that, you know, that thing!
Posted by: RickZ


Ask yourself if SLEEP™ is right for you.

I got some free samples, and gonna try this right now

Posted by: Miklos "Larry" Welk, biddingv adieu, au revoir, auf wiedersehen to you at March 28, 2022 03:40 AM (QzkSJ)

710 Hillary and Huma getting it on on the Isle of Lesbo
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

Dude, I just ate supper!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:03

Good grief, I can't hardly read a smart military blog, until you 2 get me laughin so hard I'm gonna stroke out.

Posted by: Farmer at March 28, 2022 03:41 AM (55Qr6)

711 I learned tonight that others have discovered underage catboy ranches on Twitch.

Posted by: insomnia rabbit holes at March 28, 2022 03:44 AM (ELzkb)

712 Never did get back to sleep

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 03:58 AM (2JoB8)

713 Morning, all, though I expect Pixy will have the Tech Thread soon. Howzbye you?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 03:59 AM (c6xtn)

714 Never did get back to sleep
Posted by: Skip

You're in good company......

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 04:01 AM (arJlL)

715 It's gonna be TOO DAMN WARM this week. March, ha. More like May in civilized climes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 04:01 AM (c6xtn)

716 Pixy nood

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 04:04 AM (2JoB8)

717 ""forever chemicals" that don't break down in the environment"

"They don't break down in the environment" means that they are not chemically active.

Which means that - unless they are radioactive - they are not toxic.

Posted by: Tar Bae at March 28, 2022 09:14 AM (PNwTD)

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