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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2022 07:29 PM (R0Tis)
Posted by: Flyguy at March 22, 2022 07:30 PM (pLEy5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2022 07:32 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2022 07:33 PM (YmKky)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2022 07:33 PM (R0Tis)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2022 07:33 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2022 07:34 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2022 07:35 PM (R0Tis)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2022 07:35 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2022 07:35 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2022 07:29 PM (R0Tis)
Technically punishments for crimes across the board are pretty much way down over the last century.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 22, 2022 07:36 PM (z5Vrg)
Also, the grammarian in me laughs at the the Florida dog's what climb trees.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 22, 2022 07:39 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: wth at March 22, 2022 07:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 07:40 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2022 07:41 PM (qnVBz)
Me imminently
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2022 07:41 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: April
apostrophe misuse is a widespread problem
Posted by: DB at March 22, 2022 07:42 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2022 07:43 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Flyguy at March 22, 2022 07:30 PM (pLEy5)
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Of course there's no antenna. They're landing pads for Goa'uld motherships.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 22, 2022 07:43 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 22, 2022 07:43 PM (OX9vb)
Today it looks like an entire city made out of mud and decomposing fast.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2022 07:44 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2022 07:44 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2022 07:43 PM (2JoB
Funky Tut
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2022 07:44 PM (guGkK)
Looked like Butterball Powerbottom.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2022 07:45 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2022 07:45 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 07:46 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2022 07:46 PM (2JoB8)
She was not impressed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2022 07:47 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
I'm also fond of the overuse of quotation marks.
"Free" puppie's
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 22, 2022 07:47 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2022 07:47 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2022 07:48 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Kilroy Was Here
Posted by: DB at March 22, 2022 07:49 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2022 07:43 PM (2JoB
The Cleveland Museum of Art has a fabulous collection of Egyptian artifacts. Unfortunately it never showed in Cleveland in the 70's.
Fun fact: Howard Carter of King Tut fame, helped develop the Museum's collection before he discovered said tomb.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 22, 2022 07:49 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2022 07:49 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2022 07:49 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2022 07:47 PM (qnVBz)
Yes. Sanctions have already been placed on them right after the oligarchs' yachts.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 22, 2022 07:49 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: CppThis at March 22, 2022 07:49 PM (UewuT)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8vdecy
Check out his family tree.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2022 07:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Lady in Black
"If you lived here, you'd be home now."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 22, 2022 07:50 PM (PiwSw)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8vdecy
Check out his family tree.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Born in Babylonia, moved to Arizona. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2022 07:51 PM (YmKky)
Today it looks like an entire city made out of mud and decomposing fast.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2022 07:44 PM (guGkK)
Egypt is building a vast new Capital city. I think some bureaus have already ready been relocated.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 22, 2022 07:51 PM (+3ARs)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 22, 2022 07:51 PM (R0vP5)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2022 07:52 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2022 07:48 PM (sVtYq)
KHUFU IS A FINK!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2022 07:52 PM (guGkK)
*********
"I climbed to the top of the Pyramid and all I got was this lousy brick."
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 22, 2022 07:52 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2022 07:52 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2022 07:53 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: CppThis at March 22, 2022 07:49 PM (UewuT)
The Stache vs the Rash?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 22, 2022 07:53 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 22, 2022 07:53 PM (bUGMk)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2022 07:54 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Bob Iger at March 22, 2022 07:54 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 22, 2022 07:51 PM (R0vP5)
A big one?
Posted by: Diogenes off Site at March 22, 2022 07:54 PM (JVb4L)
Tis but a mild symptom!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2022 07:55 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 22, 2022 07:51 PM (R0vP5)
They call it the Lia Thomas Whale. New World Champion Big Wave Surfer.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 22, 2022 07:55 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 22, 2022 07:55 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2022 07:55 PM (6uHOw)
Tis but a mild symptom!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2022 07:55 PM (qnVBz)
Ur responding to a tRolL
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 22, 2022 07:56 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 22, 2022 07:56 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2022 07:54 PM (OTzUX)
Probably saw it and said 'fucking Americans...'
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 22, 2022 07:56 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 07:56 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 22, 2022 07:56 PM (UHVv4)
*********
"I climbed to the top of the Pyramid and all I got was this lousy brick."
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 22, 2022 07:52 PM (xxG/v)
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"This side down"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 22, 2022 07:58 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2022 07:58 PM (6uHOw)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2022 07:58 PM (fsetr)
Sad, Jeffery Wright (a former follower of mine on twitter when I was pantsing fake jake) plays Jim Gordon....
because why not they made Catwoman a chick of color....and Wright can act.
I think "Unintentional Satire" is the best descriptor I have read....I'll see if I can convince her later this week.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 07:58 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 07:59 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 22, 2022 07:59 PM (+3ARs)
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 07:59 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 22, 2022 07:59 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: CppThis at March 22, 2022 07:49 PM (UewuT)
The Stache vs the Rash?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 22, 2022 07:53 PM (oHd/0)
The Battle of the Cucks
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at March 22, 2022 08:01 PM (DTX3h)
My grandmother had it on her i-phone back when I was 5 and would show it to me often.
Posted by: Kemanji Jackson at March 22, 2022 08:01 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2022 07:58 PM (fsetr)
That's not an ad...
Posted by: Diogenes off Site at March 22, 2022 08:01 PM (JVb4L)
President Trump ranks best (now) among all "political leaders."
Gooses, take a gander at this:
https://youtu.be/J5cLrSBLXj4?t=191
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 08:01 PM (/cyq8)
Posted by: George Takei at March 22, 2022 08:01 PM (5lJg2)
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:01 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Moron Robbie still has his 2019 DNA at March 22, 2022 08:01 PM (IQvgQ)
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 07:59 PM (V13WU) "
no, that was in the Before Time.
bits of it will, no doubt, start appearing in the mansions of the Globalist Elect as (or if) their victory becomes assured.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 22, 2022 08:02 PM (c1v4f)
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 08:02 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 22, 2022 08:02 PM (II3Gr)
Garbage- Stupid Girl
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:01 PM (Lzpvj)
All you had you wasted
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 22, 2022 08:02 PM (II3Gr)
The punditry needs an ENEMA (and fucking testosterone therapy)
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:02 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 08:02 PM (/cyq8)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 22, 2022 08:03 PM (IQvgQ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2022 08:03 PM (fsetr)
Posted by: DaveA at March 22, 2022 08:03 PM (FhXTo)
My mother often showed me the film Avatar in my youth.....
years after she was dead and I was in my fucking 30s....
//Kumanji Brown Memories
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:03 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 22, 2022 08:03 PM (IQvgQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 22, 2022 08:02 PM
I've given my students a practical exercise. Now they're wondering why I am laughing.
Posted by: Diogenes off Site at March 22, 2022 08:04 PM (JVb4L)
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 08:04 PM (V13WU)
The pic of Cairo reminds me of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 08:02 PM (/cyq
The Mummy - Rachael Weisz vintage
Yummy...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 22, 2022 08:05 PM (BgMrQ)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrabo_Tower
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 22, 2022 08:05 PM (wODFs)
A big one?
Posted by: Diogenes
That's the one! (I should have known better, obviously!)
Are you or have you ever been a systems engineer or systems programmer? This is the type of answer Microsoft 3rd tier support gives...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 22, 2022 08:05 PM (R0vP5)
The middle east voluntarily surrendered about 75 years of progress it had gained in the 70s if you span it to Iran and 'Ghani.
I used to be amazed and disgusted that they did so, now I look at where things have devolved to and am wondering if *I* succumbed to sunk cost fallacy and they made a sober choice.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:05 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2022 08:05 PM (6uHOw)
I liked The Mummy.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 08:05 PM (/cyq8)
Posted by: runner
Because of Ace's time machine, it'll be a retroactive curse, to have Joe Biden as your president.
Posted by: mikeski at March 22, 2022 08:06 PM (P1f+c)
Yes they are more domesticable than raccoons less than completely broken foxes.
They are a highly energetic species and require a lot of room and preparation.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:06 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: fd at March 22, 2022 08:06 PM (vrz2I)
Don't waste your money. It's a pyramid scheme.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2022 08:07 PM (QzJWU)
Song kind of captures the spirit of my ex.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:07 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2022 08:07 PM (wWu8x)
Yes, Sven, I suspect Cairo looks pretty much the same today. The people sure do.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 08:08 PM (/cyq8)
Everyone have a great evening
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2022 08:08 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: mikeski at March 22, 2022 08:06 PM (P1f+c)
He looks like a mummy.
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 08:08 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Moron Robbie still has his 2019 DNA at March 22, 2022 08:01 PM (IQvgQ) "
I know, right ?
I was tested ONCE, about 2 years ago, to be cleared for surgery. since then I have had a couple of cold/flu/covid attacks, but really, who knows with a ?% false result, and even more why bother ? and furthermore, who cares ? I survived, yay ! not to mention adding to the phony-ass "statistics" ... fuggemall.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 22, 2022 08:08 PM (c1v4f)
I liked The Mummy.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 08:05 PM (/cyq
Good old fashioned adventure movies. They seemed to have died a death.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2022 08:08 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Or that they've received a shot.
Well good for you - I'll alert the media.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2022 08:09 PM (YmKky)
Posted by: mikeski
He looks like a mummy.
Posted by: runner
Yeah, that's worth another curse, bucky.
Posted by: a mummy at March 22, 2022 08:09 PM (P1f+c)
I learned about Egypt from watching the episode of Jonny Quest when he went there to investigate a "mummy" haunting a pyramid.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 08:09 PM (/cyq8)
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:10 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 22, 2022 08:10 PM (sWM8x)
Song kind of captures the spirit of my ex.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:07 PM (Lzpvj)
I hear you. It's a helluva song. I get chills in my spine every time I listen to it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 22, 2022 08:10 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
an outsized sense of their own importance
Posted by: DB at March 22, 2022 08:10 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: yep at March 22, 2022 08:10 PM (FnCuj)
*
Good point.
Imagine how bad the symptoms would be if she weren't an alcoholic.
Isn't that how this works?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 22, 2022 08:11 PM (IQvgQ)
We "helped" as we always do....
The night manager captured Cairo well.
https://youtu.be/JfzzLqzEf-I
The Night Manager-Tom Hiddleston and Hugh Laurie
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:11 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 22, 2022 08:12 PM (c1v4f)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2022 08:13 PM (QCwhW)
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Tram #111 [not @111!!!] -- it's on the lower back part in Arabic on the left and westernized Arabic numerals on the right.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 22, 2022 08:13 PM (UHVv4)
The Night Manager-Tom Hiddleston and Hugh Laurie
Posted by: sven
2016, eh?
Maybe the BBC was total crap by then, yet. I'll check it out.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 08:14 PM (/cyq8)
I was either gonna destroy her boyfriend, myself, my wife, or her....
so I decided that was not going to happen, broke up with her we had a 2 hour talk where I explained to her with precision why the guy was going to betray her and not give her what she wanted and they would be divorced within 5 years whereas I would salvage my marriage and have a son in the same span.
We are all friends well save her ex-husband and there is some lingering pain and I was right on all counts and she said so when they split.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:14 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 22, 2022 08:14 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 22, 2022 08:14 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2022 08:14 PM (6uHOw)
It is a worthwhile flick, minimal SJW bullshit and LaCarre's last serious standalone work.
They shifted the focus to the ME from Bosnia but other than that it is very well done.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:15 PM (Lzpvj)
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The singular is sarcophagus just like the singular of panini is panino.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 22, 2022 08:15 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 22, 2022 08:15 PM (c1v4f)
http://bitly.ws/psCI
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terr
That's nuts! I guess thankfully he didn't run inside.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 22, 2022 08:15 PM (KvJ5z)
Catwoman was a "chick of color" in the 1960's.
https://youtu.be/hbrPMV5OCn8
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 22, 2022 08:16 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 22, 2022 08:16 PM (UHVv4)
so I decided that was not going to happen, broke up with her we had a 2 hour talk where I explained to her with precision why the guy was going to betray her and not give her what she wanted and they would be divorced within 5 years whereas I would salvage my marriage and have a son in the same span.
We are all friends well save her ex-husband and there is some lingering pain and I was right on all counts and she said so when they split.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:14 PM (Lzpvj)
Damn man. That's seriously heavy shit to live through.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 22, 2022 08:16 PM (II3Gr)
Out of an abundance of disclosure and in the interest of public health I would like to announce my goiter and subcutaneous cyst.....
It turns out you are not supposed to consume entire canisters of table salt at each sitting and the price I have paid is a large globular one and a cyst growing from my neck long enough it looks like a tail....
//Jen Psaki Health Updates
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:17 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2022 08:17 PM (6uHOw)
Might as well stop traffic to have the public comment on a rash.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 22, 2022 08:18 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2022 08:18 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2022 08:14 PM
It's not just The Horde who loves you, you know.
Posted by: Jagar at March 22, 2022 08:18 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2022 08:19 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2022 08:19 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 22, 2022 08:20 PM (c1v4f)
I was insane with fatigue from work, testosterone, too much money, and probably a savior complex.....I regret the pain I caused my wife and if I am honest the confusion I caused my girlfriend's kids but I learned I could probably be a good parent and that I had the judgement and sobriety when the chips were down to abandon a no win scenario.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:20 PM (Lzpvj)
I'd give you my health update but it would be banned reading in a few countries and required reading in others.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:21 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Kilroy Was Here
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Clap your hands and jump for joy,
For I was here before Kilroy.
(graffiti on the wall inside the toilet at Gilman's Point near the summit of Kilimanjaro, ca. 1962).
Posted by: Ciampino at March 22, 2022 08:21 PM (qfLjt)
I would also want to know ASAP if I had flu because there are treatments that knock that illness back really well. At least, there was an effective medication (Relenza) available in 1999. It may have been removed from the market since then. It worked better than Tamiflu.
I don't worry about colds but if I have a fever, it's usually an illness that I'd like to treat before it turns into pneumonia.
Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2022 08:21 PM (6RgRK)
Five tombs unearthed earlier this month date back more than four millennia, and were used for senior officials in ancient Egypt
[Link in sock.]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 22, 2022 08:21 PM (UHVv4)
*tries to follow the saga
...you had a wife AND a girlfriend at the same time ?
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 08:21 PM (V13WU)
Stunt casting is not new, and I am not always bothered by it.
This lass got her SJW on over it instead of gracious humility at it.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:22 PM (Lzpvj)
She is a special kind of stupid that I don't think exists, outside of Vogon poetry, anywhere else in the universe.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 22, 2022 08:22 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:23 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 22, 2022 08:18 PM (BFigT)
So he says "My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates, my daughter's married to a jadrool loser bastard, and I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain."
Posted by: Tony the Chauffeur at March 22, 2022 08:23 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 22, 2022 08:15 PM (qfLjt)
The Ace, who is a widely read blogger, author, and polemicist, specifically said "sarcophagi". mkay ?
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 08:23 PM (V13WU)
You were not chosen for just your color, even though you were chosen for your color....
//Mazie Waizey
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:23 PM (Lzpvj)
Co-produced with AMC and they do good stuff.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2022 08:23 PM (4NlP1)
They dug up Nancy Pelosi's family?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 08:23 PM (gLfCH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 22, 2022 08:24 PM (u82oZ)
I (thought) I was commenting on the modern mania for testing, not trying to give an update on my current health ... but do feel free to tell us anything you feel the need to express ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 22, 2022 08:24 PM (c1v4f)
I almost knocked the toenail off my left little toe. I need a little bit of sympathy but mostly admiration for my fortitude at this very difficult time.
Posted by: fd at March 22, 2022 08:24 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2022 08:24 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius at March 22, 2022 08:24 PM (a3Q+t)
Most cats can only do that taunting thing with their tails. Caracals bring their A-game and start flipping those ears around. Guaranteed to irritate any canine in the vicinity.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 22, 2022 08:25 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 22, 2022 08:25 PM (u82oZ)
I was not picking on you, I was riffing on "your democrat superstar health minutes"....
I hope you are well, and am always entertained by your posts.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:25 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2022 08:25 PM (4NlP1)
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 08:25 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: 496 at March 22, 2022 08:26 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: fd at March 22, 2022 08:26 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 22, 2022 08:26 PM (R0vP5)
Posted by: Ben Had
Good boy!
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 22, 2022 08:26 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 22, 2022 08:26 PM (KFhLj)
our thoughts and prayers are with you in your period of metacarpal malaise.....
//Dipshit Newsie who can't tell hand from foot
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:27 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2022 08:27 PM (LKTKP)
Even letting the hose run for a bit did not get rid of the rich rubber taste. Nevertheless, it was refreshing.
Posted by: micky at March 22, 2022 08:27 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 08:27 PM (V13WU)
Egypt Displays Recently Discovered Ancient Tombs in Saqqara, and Expects to Find More
https://tinyurl.com/mr9rb75n
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 22, 2022 08:27 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 22, 2022 08:28 PM (6NKqI)
It was the 90s, I was my healthiest, the wife and I were having a rough patch and I got to teach the girlfriend's kid to read....
the last is what was like flypaper I really wanted kids.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:28 PM (Lzpvj)
Put a fake block on the pyramid top with that caption with a drone, at night. Then tell the National Enquirer. Hijinks will ensue.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 22, 2022 08:28 PM (u82oZ)
One of the Chinese sources of wealth (allegedly) was the discovery of Cao Cao's tombs....
spoiler a lot of precious metals were found.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:29 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Lady in Black
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"Khons and Bahiti ran up the pyramid
to fetch a brick
Khons fell down, breaking his, er, um
...Stick!
And Bahiti came tumbling after"
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 22, 2022 08:30 PM (xxG/v)
Well of course the bypass is going to go through, they have a back order of hammers that Beijing is failing to deliver on. And the crystal crab population is exploding.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 08:30 PM (gLfCH)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2022 08:30 PM (6uHOw)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 08:30 PM (NN1Kg)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 22, 2022 08:30 PM (LyTO1)
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Princess Grace lives in this dump??
Posted by: homer simpson at March 22, 2022 08:30 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 08:30 PM (V13WU)
I did not mean literally, the atmospherics.
I frequented Matrix Games' Art of Wargaming at the turn of this century and we had a poster called Culican Mexico who had had dealings there.
He explained that the place was on a Knife's edge pre-Ogabe.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:30 PM (Lzpvj)
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Synonym: noun
A word used in place of the one you can't spell.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 22, 2022 08:31 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 08:30 PM (V13WU
Let's invade South America and take their coke!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2022 08:31 PM (LKTKP)
and the same to you, entertainmentwise, & also health !
so, so, so easy to get into that ... I see it happening between others, but not so easy to notice when it seems like it might be personal ... so in addition to "all good", thanks !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 22, 2022 08:31 PM (c1v4f)
Posted by: Flyguy at March 22, 2022 07:30 PM (pLEy5)
Pyramid Trivia - the reason for the flat, rough hewn top today is that in ancient times there was a "Pyramidion" on top, an inscribed capstone covered with electrum (a mixture of gold and silver) it would have caught the light and shone brilliantly. Another piece of antiquity that got looted long ago.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2022 08:31 PM (evAgx)
Ah swerve, Pelosi's family dug their way out....
Liches do that.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:31 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: fd at March 22, 2022 08:31 PM (vrz2I)
Egypt Displays Recently Discovered Ancient Tombs in Saqqara, and Expects to Find More
Yes, of course they did! And of course they will "find" "more."
Tourism = $$.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 08:32 PM (NN1Kg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 08:33 PM (gLfCH)
But the constant testing of non-symptomatic people is insane.
Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2022 08:33 PM (6RgRK)
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I know but it wasn't a political story, so I went with it.
Thank you for the Arutz sheva information.
Posted by: homer simpson at March 22, 2022 08:33 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 22, 2022 08:33 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2022 08:33 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2022 08:33 PM (qnVBz)
Anyone else as surprised as me that more chinese airline pilots don't crash their planes? Credit where due, I guess. But I'd never fly on "china airlines."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 08:34 PM (NN1Kg)
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 08:30 PM (V13WU)
The saddest thing about the Inca's is that their kingdom was the last semi-competent government that existed on the South American continent.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2022 08:34 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: fd at March 22, 2022 08:26 PM (vrz2I)
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They'll be powering up our cell phones (which will still be around) and then watching and reading what we put into them.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 22, 2022 08:34 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2022 08:33 PM (qnVBz)
Fart?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2022 08:34 PM (LKTKP)
Egyptian heaven does not strike me as so heavenly...
Not as bad as my ancestral Nordic heaven but still no picnic.
Your soul was weighed against a feather and if you were found wanting "bzzt game over."
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:34 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: fd at March 22, 2022 08:06 PM (vrz2I)
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The Mirror Universe (at least the classic MU) is supposed to be bloody, technicolor cheesy fun. In Nu Trek, it's a monochromatic fascist slog.
Mike and Rich at RLM continue subjecting themselves to Picard Season 2 for our amusement, and in this episode apparently Q sends Picard and gang to an alternate Earth that is decidedly non-inclusive and xenophobic:
https://tinyurl.com/36t3ps9m
Mike says that after Season 2, he's "out like D.B. Cooper".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2022 08:35 PM (Dc2NZ)
Not only am I dubious of chinese pilots' qualifications, I'm also skeptical of the maintenance and skill of their mechanics.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 08:35 PM (NN1Kg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2022 08:35 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: fd at March 22, 2022 08:31 PM (vrz2I)
this is here is why all who did up mummies are CURSED
𓀀𓀉
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 08:36 PM (V13WU)
The Inca were kind of like Aztec lite.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:36 PM (Lzpvj)
Your soul was weighed against a feather and if you were found wanting "bzzt game over."
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:34 PM (Lzpvj)
Is your soul supposed to be heavier or lighter than a feather?
Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2022 08:36 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2022 08:35 PM (qnVBz
Did she shift in her chair slightly, raising one cheek off the seat? Cause that's a fart pause.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2022 08:36 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2022 08:35 PM (qnVBz)"
appealing to the father of lies for support ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 22, 2022 08:36 PM (c1v4f)
No capping will drop them
Slicing only slows them down
Only holy words will kill them
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 08:37 PM (gLfCH)
That is called "sane and sober judgement."
The Chinese are renowned for their dedication to preventive maintenance and civil engineering excellence.
https://youtu.be/q00nTSAcMhs
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:38 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 08:38 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 22, 2022 08:38 PM (c1v4f)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2022 08:38 PM (6uHOw)
With any luck, you will not have to wait out the Prostate Ad...
At any rate, the nice path that you see in the video, wasn't there. One had to trek through muck and sheep shit to climb the hill, which is what three friends and I did, on a misty/drizzily midnight. Not surprisingly, 6 or 8 pints at the Red Lion Pub preceded this activity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2022 08:38 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 22, 2022 08:39 PM (UHVv4)
Lighter, your soul was expected to go through a confession and renunciation of misbehaviors and then if found light enough you went to a rather nice afterlife.
Found wanting you just ceased.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:39 PM (Lzpvj)
Anyone else as surprised as me that more chinese airline pilots don't crash their planes? Credit where due, I guess. But I'd never fly on "china airlines."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 08:34 PM (NN1Kg)
I flew on Air China once. All the stewardesses were 100 pounds.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 22, 2022 08:40 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 08:40 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 08:40 PM (gLfCH)
Posted by: fd at March 22, 2022 08:40 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 08:41 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 22, 2022 08:41 PM (6NKqI)
May your dreams be free of Vogon poetry. Leftist losers are right out as well.
I will dream of an America with the virtues of Ike, Calvin Coolidge, Reagan, and Trump. And 1960's Barbara Feldon & June Lockhart in cameo appearances.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 22, 2022 08:41 PM (u82oZ)
Their women are hot as hell, there is absolutely no body positivity bullshit going on in Asia.
https://youtu.be/Z6QIaTXXtHk
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:41 PM (Lzpvj)
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Roddenberry was foreseeing the rise of Tumblr and Twitter.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 22, 2022 08:41 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 08:40 PM (gLfCH)
They sure crashed it a lot.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2022 08:42 PM (LKTKP)
So EOL for your chance at the after life.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 08:42 PM (gLfCH)
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 08:42 PM (V13WU)
It'll be hilarious when the US allows china to build a trillion-dollar "high-speed" "green" rail. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 08:42 PM (NN1Kg)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Kilroy Was Here
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Clap your hands and jump for joy,
For I was here before Kilroy.
(graffiti on the wall inside the toilet at Gilman's Point near the summit of Kilimanjaro, ca. 1962).
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Forgot to add the real funny graffiti:
"This is the highest and smelliest toilet in Africa"
Posted by: Ciampino at March 22, 2022 08:42 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 22, 2022 08:42 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 22, 2022 08:42 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 08:43 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2022 08:44 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 08:44 PM (gLfCH)
Posted by: mnw at March 22, 2022 08:44 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 08:44 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 08:45 PM (gLfCH)
I flew on Air China once. All the stewardesses were 100 pounds.
Posted by: N.L. Urker
Because they were 9 yr old boys and girls, hired for cheap labor and to stay under the weight limit of the inferior aircraft.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 08:45 PM (NN1Kg)
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Get off my lawn!
Posted by: Khufu at March 22, 2022 08:45 PM (AytXr)
(Stolen from Star King)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2022 08:46 PM (LKTKP)
You know, it was smart of Indiana Jones to hire a dwarf to do his digging.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 22, 2022 08:46 PM (MHl95)
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Those hieroglyphics in the stone say (roughly translated): if antenna is missing or damaged, call 1-800-Achmedides for service.
Posted by: Duchess Camila at March 22, 2022 08:46 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 08:46 PM (gLfCH)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 22, 2022 08:39 PM (UHVv4)
What I really give Trek credit for is that while Alternate Universe stories were done in silver age Sci Fi (Asimov, Clark, et al) I have not found any example of the idea being done on screen, big or little, before Trek did the "Mirror Mirror" episode. Idea's been copied a hundred times since, of course.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2022 08:48 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 08:46 PM (gLfCH)
Her hair was always mussed after leaving his quarters.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2022 08:48 PM (LKTKP)
The plagiarist hack was trying to replicate things grown-ups wrote better without understanding why they meant so much.
Kirk killing his ship to save his oath brother spock represented a hard sacrifice by a military man....it resonated because Kirk had spent the charatcer's life the audience was privy to loving that ship over a decades long viewing.
Jar Jar just blow up da ship.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:48 PM (Lzpvj)
It'll be hilarious when the US allows china to build a trillion-dollar "high-speed" "green" rail. What could go wrong?
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Parts made in China? Boy that's going to be a long list. Maybe we could get an Indian firm to make it and have only have the list of problems. But really should do it the current American way. Design it in the USA, fund it in the USA, build it with 10,000 illegals and three re-starts because Department of Transportation and/or Department of Energy changed the regulations without warning.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 22, 2022 08:49 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 08:49 PM (gLfCH)
Posted by: Redchief at March 22, 2022 08:49 PM (z4d9w)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 22, 2022 08:49 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
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I flew Air Wisconsin once. There was no stewardess. Any communication was just shouted back by the copilot. He didn't offer drinks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2022 08:50 PM (AytXr)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 22, 2022 08:50 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2022 08:50 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2022 08:50 PM (6uHOw)
Posted by: fd at March 22, 2022 08:51 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 08:51 PM (KAi1n)
Anyone else as surprised as me that more chinese airline pilots don't crash their planes? Credit where due, I guess. But I'd never fly on "china airlines."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 08:34 PM (NN1Kg)
Well the Chinese Government *IS* pretty strict; I've heard that they apply the Death Penalty to any pilot who intentionally crashes his plane.
as to not flying on "China Airlines" - I'm not too wild about ever flying on American Airlines again, either.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2022 08:51 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2022 08:50 PM (LKTKP)
This is so they can wear the remains as a body suit.
Posted by: Redchief at March 22, 2022 08:51 PM (z4d9w)
Posted by: fd at March 22, 2022 08:51 PM (vrz2I)
Just whip out your dick and Sulu goes down...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 22, 2022 08:52 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2022 08:38 PM (6uHOw)
Ahhh, but as the feather is lighter than wood and thus floats, you'll end up being declared a witch.
Posted by: Sir Bedivere at March 22, 2022 08:52 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 22, 2022 08:52 PM (MHl95)
I am messing around with Star Trek Adventures, they finally put out "official STD" material...
reading their write-up of Lorca is funny given he was the only compelling thing about season 1.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:53 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 08:54 PM (gLfCH)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 08:54 PM (KAi1n)
I. Didn't. Knowthat.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 22, 2022 08:54 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 22, 2022 08:50 PM (W+kMI)
Orthanc
Posted by: Saruman at March 22, 2022 08:55 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 22, 2022 08:55 PM (II3Gr)
There you see movies with plots, character development and men being men and women being women. There will be curse words, funny ethnic jokes and no slo mo cut scenes of seventeen women walking through a battlefield.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2022 08:55 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 08:55 PM (gLfCH)
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:41 PM (Lzpvj)
Wow. Chinese pilot job must be lit.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2022 08:56 PM (XlDSe)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 08:54 PM (KAi1n)
Me too...(4K though)
***fistbump***
Posted by: Saruman at March 22, 2022 08:56 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 08:56 PM (gLfCH)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 22, 2022 08:57 PM (BgMrQ)
I can understand if the pilot was distracted the other day....
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 08:57 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 22, 2022 08:57 PM (qfLjt)
DOC
Posted by: the horta at March 22, 2022 08:58 PM (UHVv4)
*Captain's note, never let the Iotians become aware of the Horta.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 08:59 PM (gLfCH)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2022 09:00 PM (VhE0u)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2022 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 22, 2022 09:00 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 22, 2022 09:00 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 09:00 PM (gLfCH)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 22, 2022 09:01 PM (R0vP5)
Something's up.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 22, 2022 09:02 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 09:00 PM (gLfCH)
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So sad. Poor little Wuhan.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2022 09:02 PM (VhE0u)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 22, 2022 09:02 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2022 09:02 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2022 09:02 PM (LKTKP)
Fecal-oral transmission.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 22, 2022 09:03 PM (II3Gr)
Anyone else think Autopsy Night would be cool?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2022 09:03 PM (XlDSe)
I'd say it is an indication they are going to try it again.....
the news is laying the groundwork they are harboring the fantasy the public will play along.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 09:03 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 09:04 PM (gLfCH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 09:04 PM (gLfCH)
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Obviously, one of those peasant servers at Barack's birthday party took her mask off.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 22, 2022 09:04 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2022 09:04 PM (LKTKP)
What's weirder is how we don't even notice how easy it is for Them to control the Fake News Cycle and fully control what we talk/think about all day.
We march to the beat of their drum. That's 99% of our problem.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 09:04 PM (kpKUH)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 09:04 PM (kpKUH
Correctamundo!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2022 09:05 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: IrishEi
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Could have been worse, might have been adopted by Mr. and Mr. Buttjigger.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2022 09:05 PM (CTJwJ)
Something has been up from day one.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 22, 2022 09:07 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 22, 2022 09:07 PM (R0vP5)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2022 09:07 PM (6uHOw)
Back to the ole clickbait, I guess.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2022 09:08 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 22, 2022 09:02 PM (BFigT)
Passing it to the Biden
Posted by: CN at March 22, 2022 09:09 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
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I flew Air Wisconsin once. There was no stewardess. Any communication was just shouted back by the copilot. He didn't offer drinks.
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We took a flight from a small, backwater airport in South Africa, in a 12-seater. My late wife ended up in the very back seat. Once in the air the pilot turned around and asked her if she would pull out the cooler under the seat and pass drinks all around (without getting up). We should have gotten a discount.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 22, 2022 09:10 PM (qfLjt)
@jmartNYT
New:
@VP
was stung by what she saw as the lack of respect shown to her by WH aides who failed to stand when she entered the room--and her chief of staff conveyed that displeasure to the West Wing.
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Not standing for Her Vacuousness?!!! What we're they thinking?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 22, 2022 09:12 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Lord percy or Senor Coffee at March 22, 2022 09:12 PM (iSbhf)
Back to the ole clickbait, I guess.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Check their quarterly revenue figures.
Number six WILL SHOCK YOU
Posted by: Miklos with green eyeshade at March 22, 2022 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Really just more proof that all of the lockdowns and hiding from the Corona was all for nothing. The best policy from the start was always to shelter at risk people, but let everyone else go about their daily lives and deal with it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2022 09:13 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2022 09:13 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2022 08:38 PM (6uHOw)
Ahhh, but as the feather is lighter than wood and thus floats, you'll end up being declared a witch.
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Bangs coconut shells together,
but does not put lime in the coconut.
(now get that tune out of your head !)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 22, 2022 09:14 PM (qfLjt)
You are supposed to do that when a lady enters the room.
Posted by: fd at March 22, 2022 09:14 PM (vrz2I)
My pleasure, comparative mythology was a hobby of mine starting age 6.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 09:14 PM (Lzpvj)
@orlandosentinel
Gov. Ron DeSantis waded further into gender politics today, issuing a proclamation that said a swimmer from Sarasota is the nation's best "female" in the 500-meter freestyle after she finished 2nd to a transgender athlete at the NCAA championship.
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I guess anyone can call themselves "female" they days.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 22, 2022 09:15 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 22, 2022 09:15 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 22, 2022 09:15 PM (lz5hY)
We obliterated ~ 11 trillion in global wealth to beat Trump.
"yay"
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 09:15 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2022 09:15 PM (6uHOw)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Or that they've received a shot.
Well good for you - I'll alert the media.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2022 08:09 PM (YmKky)
Evening, sir. So much for medical privacy, eh?
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 22, 2022 09:15 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Miklos , dilettante anthropologist at March 22, 2022 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)
this where the dumb black broad got this shit
Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2022 09:16 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 09:16 PM (gLfCH)
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Does not compute. Must be Common-Core Flying.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 22, 2022 09:16 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 22, 2022 09:16 PM (a4EWo)
They were one of the countries that was big on having Total Lockdowns and bragged about having almost no Corona cases at all for 2 years. But - as soon as they loosened up a little bit...
Posted by: Tom Servo
I'll argue that their lockdown weakened their immune systems. Now they're farked.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 09:17 PM (kpKUH)
He actually said that sentences for possession of child porn are too harsh because, get this, the Internet has made it easier to get those images.
See, it's not their fault, it's the fault of someone else tempting them.
Liberals. Cancerous fuckers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2022 09:17 PM (LKTKP)
Back to the ole clickbait, I guess.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Check their quarterly revenue figures.
Number six WILL SHOCK YOU
Posted by: Miklos with green eyeshade at March 22, 2022 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)
LOL!!! If Buzzfeed is spending $10 million a year to put out what they call "news", that truly is a waste.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2022 09:17 PM (evAgx)
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Does not compute. Must be Common-Core Flying.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 22, 2022 09:16 PM (qfLjt)
They pushed him out of the plane screaming. May have been a parachute involved.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2022 09:18 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 09:18 PM (gLfCH)
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So do we have to SsssT SsssT when we go through doors?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 22, 2022 09:18 PM (qfLjt)
Anyone else think Autopsy Night would be cool?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
No sampling!!!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 22, 2022 09:07 PM (R0vP5)
Charcuterie ...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 22, 2022 09:18 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 09:19 PM (gLfCH)
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Does not compute. Must be Common-Core Flying.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 22, 2022 09:16 PM (qfLjt)
What I thought, 'good thing he won't by hisself.'.
Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2022 09:20 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: fd at March 22, 2022 09:20 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 22, 2022 09:20 PM (lz5hY)
Well, it is a game of stupid semantics.
The Left have separated the terms male and man, and female and woman. One is a "sex," the other a "gender."
Sure. But for hundreds of years our society have used the terms synonymously. All that has to change, now! Because inclusion! And we need to erode civilization!
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 09:21 PM (kpKUH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2022 08:55 PM
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Some may call you a dreamer.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 09:21 PM (XOzuR)
Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2022 09:22 PM (+ya+t)
You can call a tranny a "male," and twitter won't ban you. But call that same tranny a "man" or a "he," and you will get banned.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 09:22 PM (kpKUH)
I will be spending 6 days in a car driving through the southwest with my wife in a few weeks. We could try lessons on tape or a phone app, etc. Any suggestions on good ways to learn would be bueno.
Posted by: 496 at March 22, 2022 09:22 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2022 09:23 PM (p6Md5)
6 1/2 years ago AYY bought Direct TV for 67 billion
spent the last 2 years trying to dump it for 20 billion
finally last August, they found some sucker to buy 30% of the shithole
to be able to lose that kinda money, they must be ripping everyone off on everything else
Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2022 09:23 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2022 09:23 PM (us2H3)
Both of the littlest ones are in bed and sleeping. I've cleaned the house and I can sit in my recliner in the basement. Browse some guns, be on the horde and bullshit.
I might pass out from all this excitement.
Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 22, 2022 09:24 PM (YglAn)
Instant Immersion *insert language x*
https://store.instantimmersion.com/learn-spanish
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 09:24 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2022 09:24 PM (us2H3)
The pilot did put a chain across the openings tho'. So, safe.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 22, 2022 09:25 PM (BFigT)
I will be spending 6 days in a car driving through the southwest with my wife in a few weeks. We could try lessons on tape or a phone app, etc. Any suggestions on good ways to learn would be bueno.
Posted by: 496 at March 22, 2022 09:22 PM (U1eOr)
Give me six days and I'll have both y'all talking like South Carolina folks.
Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2022 09:26 PM (0OP+5)
btw, "q-anon signaling" is a fancy way to say "dog whistle."
And "wading into gender politics" is also a "dog whistle."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 22, 2022 09:26 PM (kpKUH)
BREAKING: Large tornado hits New Orleans, reports of injuries
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2022 09:23 PM (p6Md5)
Looked it up, Lower 9th Ward. I think someone's sending a message - "hey guys, cut the levees, that part needs to go back to the gators"
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2022 09:27 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 22, 2022 07:56 PM (UHVv4)
Isn't it kinda weird that Hillary, Barry and Psucki and Kamel's husband, etc all have the coof at the same time?
Were they at a party together???
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - no longer playing the game at March 22, 2022 09:27 PM (hlxe7)
Posted by: Infidel at March 22, 2022 09:28 PM (ou23q)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 22, 2022 09:28 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 22, 2022 09:29 PM (W+kMI)
Hillary, Barry and Psucki and Kamel's husband, at a sex swapping party?
**Shudder**
Posted by: Only Democrats would do this at March 22, 2022 09:30 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 22, 2022 09:31 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Infidel at March 22, 2022 09:28 PM (ou23q)
What the left is doing here is the equivalent of your least favorite aunt putting a turkeybutt on your plate at Thanksgiving dinner.
Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2022 09:31 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: fd at March 22, 2022 09:31 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Theodore at March 22, 2022 09:32 PM (GJnvT)
That was the style between the mid-90s until a couple of years ago, and a lot of well meaning liberal types bought into the separation since it let them be nice to queer activists without buying into everything they were preaching.
Unfortunately, in the last two or three years, activists have made a point about using the terms interchangeably again, in order to blur the distinction and ratchet up gender fluidity in language.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2022 09:32 PM (4NlP1)
We no longer have extension cord receptacles
We no longer have extension cord sockets
We definitely do not female ends on those cords
Instead have extension cord outlets.
So, I guess the other end of the cord, the male end, is now called the inlet.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 09:33 PM (XOzuR)
Sven - at first glance that looks like computer software. I'm hoping for cd's or an app so it works in the car. Will dig deeper though. Thanks.
Posted by: 496 at March 22, 2022 09:33 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 22, 2022 07:56 PM (UHVv4)
Isn't it kinda weird that Hillary, Barry and Psucki and Kamel's husband, etc all have the coof at the same time?
Were they at a party together???
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Great now we get to hear PMS-NBC hosts bloviate about the evil right-wing conspiracy deliberately releasing Wuhan Flu into the party to dastardly undermine the democrat Party by taking out the leaders.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 22, 2022 09:33 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Infidel at March 22, 2022 09:34 PM (ou23q)
Those were the old rules. They aren't being so categorical anymore.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2022 09:34 PM (4NlP1)
Posted by: Corona at March 22, 2022 09:36 PM (SH2Zi)
Join the Navy and learn to talk like a sailor.
Posted by: Corona at March 22, 2022 09:38 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 22, 2022 09:39 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: fd at March 22, 2022 09:20 PM (vrz2I)
It is a safe assumption that all leftists are, until they affirmatively prove otherwise.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 22, 2022 09:40 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 22, 2022 09:40 PM (6NKqI)
@jmartNYT
New:
@VP
was stung by what she saw as the lack of respect shown to her by WH aides who failed to stand when she entered the room--and her chief of staff conveyed that displeasure to the West Wing.
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Not standing for Her Vacuousness?!!! What we're they thinking?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 22, 2022 09:12 PM (FVME7)
Does that vacuous airhead think she's royalty?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 22, 2022 09:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: SMOD at March 22, 2022 09:41 PM (X5CsJ)
If you click the tab next to software courses it opens up into the audio version.
Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 22, 2022 09:41 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: bill in arkansas,
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I was on their web sites. I've never heard a receptacle on an extension cord called an outlet.
Not only that they program associations to help get one to the product and it was deaf and dumb. Very frustrating.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 09:42 PM (XOzuR)
@jmartNYT
New:
@VP
was stung by what she saw as the lack of respect shown to her by WH aides who failed to stand when she entered the room--and her chief of staff conveyed that displeasure to the West Wing.
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Not standing for Her Vacuousness?!!! What we're they thinking?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 22, 2022 09:12 PM (FVME7)
Who does she think she is?!
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge #295 at March 22, 2022 09:43 PM (llON8)
...in order to blur the distinction and ratchet up gender fluidity in language.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
Which is the crux of their Game.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 22, 2022 09:43 PM (kpKUH)
Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2022 09:43 PM (LqS9Q)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 22, 2022 09:43 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Corona at March 22, 2022 09:36 PM (SH2Zi)
'Well, Senora Corona, the hillary you have is mild and mainly presents as moderate to severe diahrea, but only for 3 to 5 days or so. Stay off rollercoasters and don't eat too much watermelon.'
Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2022 09:43 PM (0OP+5)
Called a local plumbing store and got the gas line and some good advice for $18.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 09:44 PM (XOzuR)
You promised us a fucking pony....
//Mary Kate and Ashlee
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 09:44 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 22, 2022 09:45 PM (lz5hY)
on that instant immersion site I clicked on Russian, went to their video demo on Youtube and it's now private.
Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 22, 2022 09:45 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 09:45 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2022 09:31 PM (0OP+5)
I have to fight my BiL for the turkey butt!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2022 09:46 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 22, 2022 09:46 PM (YglAn)
Yup. They are trying to cancel an ancient EUtopian people.
Spoiler, we're on the list maybe #4
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 09:46 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I pushed myself out. Did not scream. Sure made my peace first though. California City parachuting school. First time, I called my mother just before the jump and she begged me not to go. When I went to airborne school during ROTC, I was the only cadet in my room (2 double bunks) to have jumped. The other 3 were pretty dang nervous about it. Army jumps out of a C-130 at 1,200 feet are actually easier on the fright meter than sitting in the door of a Cesna-182 with one leg hanging out. That green light comes on and it's GO! GO! GO! You ain't got time to be scared. Sitting in that little plane, one cheek hanging out, and realizing that since you paid for it, you don't actually have to jump.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 09:46 PM (KAi1n)
Ohhhhh guguggu Shiver me Timbers Pappy!
//Popeye
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 09:48 PM (Lzpvj)
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Thanks - I missed that on my phone but you're right. Researching it now. The audio tab says 'download to your computer or portable device'. Will have to see if the wife's ipad has room for it.
Posted by: 496 at March 22, 2022 09:48 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2022 09:48 PM (XIJ/X)
bleg - does anybody know either a command in windows or a program that allows you to record video on your computer screen you are watching?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2022 09:49 PM (lgeFv)
Slippery slope to paying hookers for conversation only though.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2022 09:49 PM (4NlP1)
Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men
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I want one of those Japanese dolls but they don't want to come over here.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 09:50 PM (XOzuR)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 22, 2022 09:51 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 09:46 PM (KAi1n)
Sitting next to the pilot, he reaches across me and opens the door...as he banks hard to the right.
Immediately I grab the nearest thing to me (his thigh) and hold on for dear life.
He taps me on the hand, and says: "what's the problem son, you've got a parachute on. You can let go now...
#goodtimes
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 22, 2022 09:51 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2022 09:49 PM (lgeFv)
https://obsproject.com/
Free, open source. Kind of a standard.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 22, 2022 09:52 PM (SH2Zi)
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Great advice, but my hearing is fucked. I woke up 2 weeks ago with sudden hearing loss. A course of prednisone didn't help so the ENT doc injected steroid through/into my eardrum last week. Still nothing, so getting another injection this week. I'll have to make do with the ears I've got.
Posted by: 496 at March 22, 2022 09:53 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2022 09:46 PM (XIJ/X)
Yeah, they are pretty good. Especially when somebody fries a turkey, but baked is good too.
Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2022 09:54 PM (0OP+5)
>>>youtube-dl is a small command-line program to download videos from YouTube and a several more sites(like Facebook, Twitter, Vimeo, NBC, ABC, CNN, FOX NEWS, etc, see supported sites). If you don't like command line software then get a GUI like youtube-dl-gui. Or from the command prompt just type youtube-dl.exe "youtube url" and it will download your youtube video.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 22, 2022 09:54 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Rex B at March 22, 2022 09:55 PM (lz0/u)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2022 09:56 PM (lgeFv)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
As part of an interview trip a paid for hooker showed up at my hotel room. We played two handed euchre for a couple hours and that was all. Fun gal.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2022 09:57 PM (YmKky)
I pay to just talk to strippers on occasion.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 09:58 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2022 09:57 PM (YmKky)
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 22, 2022 09:58 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 09:58 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2022 09:59 PM (Dc2NZ)
that or reneging.
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 09:59 PM (Lzpvj)
@Breaking911 6m
ALERT: Pfizer Recalls Brand Name & Generic Blood Pressure Drugs Over Potential Cancer Risk - https://breaking911.com...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2022 09:59 PM (p6Md5)
@Breaking911 6m
ALERT: Pfizer Recalls Brand Name & Generic Blood Pressure Drugs Over Potential Cancer Risk - https://breaking911.com...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2022 09:59 PM (p6Md5)
Fucking Putin.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 22, 2022 10:00 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge #295 at March 22, 2022 09:43 PM (llON
There was a long-standing rule in English Royal Court that you stood in the presence of the King, the Queen or their representatives acting upon their authority. But I doubt that Kamala knows that - it's just instinctual for her. As it was for the English, now that I think about it.
Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2022 10:00 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 10:02 PM (XOzuR)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 22, 2022 10:00 PM (SH2Zi)
"Trrummmp!"
Stated in my best Capt Kirk voice....
Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2022 10:02 PM (5iUNf)
Their vaccine is sacrosanct and golden though
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 10:02 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2022 10:04 PM (p6Md5)
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